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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 3 days ago
3

sonic.EXE vs RED


This is the one with the creepypastas.

red sprites by cosbydaf

sonic sprites from sonic (the game)


I should pre-empt this by saying I got a bit overzealous and uploaded a screencap of a very infamous threat Red says in NES Godzilla. Out of context in the upload log I imagine it looked really bad so it got deleted and I really don't want to see what happens if I try to upload it again. I really did have it coming tbh. if you've read the original story you can probably infer what the quote was when you read the lyric

on that topic Lemoncore is such a little bitch for deleting his rap battles LOOK my name is Tony and I live in New York and I wrote this blog in fact I wrote all of them because I am very smart and clever. eat a brick quite frankly …



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Doctordoombestboy Doctordoombestboy 5 days ago
2

Zeus vs Ra. Devious Rap Battles of Popular Culture.

Welcome to the world premiere of Devious Rap Battles of Popular Culture! I don't know if anyone remembers Sans vs Wario and Walter White vs Patrick Bateman, but if you do just consider them prototypes. I'm still quite proud of Sans vs Wario but would rather not speak on the latter of the two. But I digress, because today we have Zeus vs Ra, a battle between chief gods of ancient mythologies! ERB did a pretty good take on Zeus before but I just wanted to have my own take on it, and I don't think they've touched on Egyptian mythology at all in the past. Discord Rap Battles, however, had a pretty good take on Ra, which I took a bit of inspiration from.

It was pretty easy finding this matchup, it's a common comparison made. The god of the sky ve…

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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 6 days ago
3

Pac-Man vs Evil Otto - Video Game Rap Battles of Creepypasta


Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball is real.

Bro an Amber Alert has gone off like seven times in the past two days, who's fucking kid keeps getting captured? Anyway HI HELLO welcome to a new installment of Whatever The Fuck This Is!! I have a million tabs open as is the usual when I post on here, that's just how it goes. Today's episode is a fun one. It was also kinda difficult to write because of just how little material one of these guys has to work with, but I saw that as a challenge and I happily accepted :) It is the battle of arcade games where you're in a maze: Pac-Man, from the hit video game Pac-Man, vs Evil Otto, the antagonist of Berzerk and its sequel Frenzy. Nobody ever mentions Frenzy when they write Evil Otto battles, which is odd…


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Segamad66 Segamad66 14 days ago
0

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.155: Remy vs Stuart Little

Here we go again!

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

REMY

VS

STUART LITTLE

BEGIN!


Stuart Little

It’s the main mouse of the Little clan, hailing from the novel that was written by E.B. White.

Welcome to my New York City Remy, where you know this rodent is always right.

So I’m off on another adventure, let me hop in my toy car and drive around the big city.

Where you can meet the family and even my on and off friend, Snowbell the kitty.

Even if it is overprotective at times, at least my family cares about me, Remy.

You’re more of a meme than your musical, now that was a bad idea from Gen Z.

I may be the littlest scoutmaster but I’m a lyrical beast on the microphone.

I’m off on another amazing journey so you should return to the sewers, your home.

Remy

T…



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Joshualexander Joshualexander 16 days ago
1

Captain Underpants vs Dog Man



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

VS....

DOG MAN!

BEGIN!


Your such a dick, Bark Knight!

(He was calling him that for Dog Man's usual failures.)

Rats! I don't think if this is crazy, man what is that?

(Rats! Is the cachphrase of Petey whenever he gets arrested)

Bruh, you might show, the power of the Waistband Warrior!

(He was showing himself as invincible)

How many people you could arrest?

(He was telling Dog Man how many people you could arrest)

Because your records are like waistbanding and you never want to say it?

(He is telling Dog Man his records are fake)

Petey the Cat aint' givin' a f**k about you

(Petey the Cat wins sometimes)

But I don't care who is the greatest!

Something is going to fake up!

Don't listen to the World's Fabulous Bark…




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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 17 days ago
0

Is everyone still alright?

Is everyone still alright? I fear storms in my area could be arriving tomorrow. I hope those storms don't impact everyone. I don't want anyone hurt nor harmed.

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Mr. Swell Guy Mr. Swell Guy 18 days ago
21

JA47 vs. Mr. Swell Guy - Eleventh Official ERB Wiki Rap Tournament for realsies


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxNRGzSKxMI

Hi hello and welcome. its been so long ive forgotten how agonising the coding process is honestly. been some time.

i hope everyone is well and good and still hype for this thing and i also hope seeing this will be a little motivational boost to those still writing (unlikely but hey)

im kind of worn out and glad to see this thing out after staring at my joeaikman google doc for the past half year but i hope people like it and im glad joe no longer has to worry about me messaging all the time

id make a more grandiose intro but really i just want this thing to be out tbh. im still eager and happy to write and cant wait to see where this goes and i hope those of you who have been patiently (or impatientl…


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J1coupe J1coupe 19 days ago
5

mannnn

its super duper whopper dead as fuck huh

cool see you in another 2 years

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Stargayzer Stargayzer 20 days ago
4

I'll (blank) you like (blank)

this is a call-out post, ERB please find any other way to deliver your jokes


I eat up a whole city like some Tokyoplait!

You get spoon-fed hot lead like, "Here comes the airplane!"

You're like Jussie Smollett, 'cept this beatdown is real!

I got this battle covered like a bento lid!

I'll make an ass out of you like Nintendo did!

And I dunked on you like Barkley at the base of Mount Fuji

Just like your bad English captions

I'm slinging digits in triplets like Ghidorah

My voice cuts deep like I'm rubbing on a double bass

Soft like some tofu

outdo you like I did to Mechani-Kong

Like '98, it's just another egg you laid

Like All Monsters Attack, your raps are recycled crap

like Bryan Cranston, you been dead since the first act


I'm dropping you like Hitler dropped your name in Mein Kampf…


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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 22 days ago
1

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs wpkepkw

User blog:John Micheal Mitchell/Decent Rap Duels of Creepypasta - Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs. Username666 good battl




Mareana Mordecai Glesgorv is an urban legend about a video where you die. its pretty old idfk

Xqcxsomething is another similarly cursed video

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found this song is about glesrov moreana and the video is p neat

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VS VS VS VS VS


BEGIN


  • 1 Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
  • 2 Wpkepkw:
  • 3 Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
  • 4 Wpkepkw:


Welcome to the side of Youtube that had damaged its staff

Rapping against Rick Astley after an acid attack

To compare is insane, much like how I left my victims

I'm the top tier rank of vid…









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Segamad66 Segamad66 22 days ago
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EPIC RAP BATTLES No.154: Tutankhamun vs Charlemagne

Nom nom nom.

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TUTANKHAMUM

VS

CHARLEMAGNE

BEGIN!


Charlemagne

It’s the holy roman emperor who is the king of Franks, so let me be frank with you!

I blossomed into the father of Europe, what do you bring to this battle Tutankhamum?

Successfully united Europe with the west and I was the first emperor to rule it.

Known as one of great lawgivers of history, but I know that's hard for you to admit.

I ordered the massacre of hundreds and hundreds of Saxons, even went to war with the Danes.

I was crowned by the pope on Christmas day. Even led a successful conquest of the north of Spain.

I governed the empire so well that even future leaders would take inspiration from my medieval rulership.

You may have ruled an ancient dyna…



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Segamad66 Segamad66 13 February
1

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.153: Samurai Jack vs Oda Nobunaga

A Japanese theme battle for pancake day.

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SAMURAI JACK

VS

ODA NOBUNAGA

BEGIN!


Oda Nobunaga

It’s samurai against samurai, Jack, and you're unmatched against this Japanese Daimyo.

I’m preparing another siege, but this time it be on the mic, so don’t you dare dispute my flow.

So if you wanted to battle Jack, you’re messing with the shogun that unified Japan.

Got my own castle at the age of 8, guess my dad always knew I was always a man.

So I conquered Honshu island and came up with an economic policy that boosted trade.

But even Cartoon Network wouldn’t want to show how your animation is poorly made.

I’m in color on paper and silk, you’re in black and white on an animation cell.

My brutal tactics clashed clans with cla…



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Segamad66 Segamad66 5 February
1

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.152: John Pemberton vs Pablo Escobar

Another day another battle!

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JOHN PEMBERTON

VS

PABLO ESCOBAR

BEGIN!


Pablo Escobar

It’s the Colombian drug lord who knows the real definition of coke.

One of the most wealthiest criminals in history, going up against this joke.

I’m the king of cocaine who founded my own cartel and monopolized the United States by the 80’s.

Started being a menace by stealing tombstones, yet my mugshot was a hit with the ladies.

Even got elected to the congress of Colombia chambers, when I dabbled in politics.

While I chew on this carrot, you better behave John else you get whipped by the stick.

I’m importing narcotics in their tons, customers walk past your product in the shopping aisle.

But I was a gentleman to my wife, she fell in l…



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Left 4 speed Left 4 speed 4 February
0

Johnny Cash vs Taylor Swift (Fanmade Rap Battle)


Aight I'm cookin


  • 1 Johnny Cash:
  • 2 Taylor Swift:
  • 3 Johnny Cash:
  • 4 Taylor Swift:
  • 5 Johnny Cash:
  • 6 Taylor Swift:
  • 7 Johnny Cash:
  • 8 Taylor Swift:


Here's Johnny, I'm a-comin like a train on this track

Names money, but its you who's selling out for fat stacks

You're Cornelia Street and you ain't got cred

I'm a Highway Man, risin' back from the dead

Quite a Reputation, lady, jumpin' fling after fling

Wavin' flags bright red with them songs you sing

Cut the Mary Sue act, you ain't so wholesome Taylor

I've been real since '57, ask the Folsom jailer



I don't sell out, Dear John, I'm just swiftly cashin'

Time Mag, trendsetting, while you're out of fashion

I write my own hits, I got my own Style

Your best songs are covers, Ghost Writers In The Sky!

Red flag, really? You're a cheati…






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Redinosaur Redinosaur 2 February
2

Sans vs Malenia


This is the first rap battle between two non-edible characters that I've written in a while. I think that might show a growth on my part for moving on from this community but I'm back here so probably not.

I got this idea after beating Elden Ring. It's a great game that I got pretty obsessed with. So I decided to mash it with another game I'm obsessed with. Not only are they both notoriously difficult video game bosses, but they're also my brainrots.

I'm really happy with how this turned out, so I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. And maybe I'll write another battle sometime in the future. Or maybe I'll just write MREs vs Michelle Obama Lunch, we'll see.


  • 1 Lyrics
    • 1.1 Sans:
    • 1.2 Malenia:
    • 1.3 Sans:
    • 1.4 Malenia:
    • 1.5 Sans:
    • 1.6…



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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 28 January
2

How is everyone doing this year?

Hey everyone. How are all of you doing this year? Just making sure no one gets hurt or harmed in any way. And I'm heading to Walt Disney World in January or February of 2025.

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Segamad66 Segamad66 28 January
1

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.151: Helen of Troy vs Kim Kardashian

New season!

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HELEN OF TROY

VS

KIM KARDASHIAN

BEGIN!


Helen of Troy

In this battle between beauty and the beast, guess I’m the one playing the beauty.

I’m the most beautiful woman in the world, you can call me history's most famous cutie.

My face launched a thousand ships, started a war that I ultimately took my name from.

This beauty came from the moon, Kim your entire ego is bigger than your bum.

This daughter of Zeus is spitting more fire than the styles in your wardrobe.

When it was time for me to marry, kings came flooding in from around the globe.

In the end I ultimately conquered the West, while Kanye West conquered you.

The only bar you’re passing is the one in a nightclub when you had a drink or two.

Kim Karda…



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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 16 January
4

Don Quixote vs Game Dude. epic rap


Protip: I don't write my battles to the beats I choose, so you can actually read this to the Marx vs Ford beat (as well as the beat I chose)

hello erb wiki i am day 21 on getting my 365 day edit badge fingers and pinkies crossed.

mr incredible thumb.


Now some of you may be asking "who the what- Actually what the fuck is Game Dude" and I think its funnier I don't explain it to you. Google is your friend but he is an AVGN clone who got caught stalking his (not really) girlfriend and had to flee his country (Canada) to avoid prosecution. Itis time i re-prove myself the best battle maker on the site and upload another straight banger from the Tony Vault (ignore the part where i edited it because i thought of more good lines IT IS MY BLOG I CAN D…


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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 12 January
2

Is everyone alright?

Is everyone alright during this snow-storm? I mean, the power's on at my current home for the time being. I hope that all of you don't lose power.

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Segamad66 Segamad66 9 January
1

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.150: Abbott and Costello vs Laurel and Hardy

Well we made it. 150 battles.

Here we go!


Bud Abbott in this colour

Lou Costello in this colour

Stan Laurel in this colour

Oliver Hardy in this colour


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO

VS

LAUREL AND HARDY

BEGIN!


Abbott and Costello

Who’s on first Bud? Looks like it’s us Lou. Well it’s time to show these two, our rap skills as they are nothing but a pair of cuckoos.

Welcome to 42nd Street Oliver and Stan, it looks like you have more holes in your bucket than your pair of shoes.

You’re in Hollywood now, facing the funniest comedy duo to ever exist. We make people laugh, laugh, laugh.

‘Cause in society we are known as the greatest jokers. When we go on safari we scare everyone, even the giraffe.

Facing off against this little dude and his giant pal, who'…




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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 8 January
1

Victor Zsasz vs James A. Janisse - Epic Rap Battles of Pretend It's Still Halloween Please Thank You


Wish my fucking nose would just be normal for one day lmao, shit's running like it's going for a gold medal

anyway HI I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING THING for you all to hopefully enjoy!! Why does my phone completely freeze up upon doing the small act of opening Facebook Messenger, I am going to kill someone!!!!!!!!! I am now going to use my this as a way of transitioning into talking about today's battle, because it features a guy who kills people going up against a guy who doesn't kill people but is still associated with death in his own special way. It's Victor Zsasz, one of Batman's more fucked up villains, vs James A. Janisse, the host of the hit YouTube channel Dead Meat. The theme is that they both count kills. James does it via his Y…


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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 4 January
2

Sonic.exe vs Cursed Woody - Epic Jumpscare Dot Mp3 Rap Battles


Currently enjoying the most delicious fucking sandwich ever concocted, AMA

WHAT'S UP GAMERS, today is October 31st 2023 and I feel like writing. Couldn't think of anything going on on this website that requires my attention, so I decided to write this fuckin thing. I don't know how I got to this point, don't ask, all I know is we're here now. Sonic.exe enters his millionth rap battle, and this time his opponent is that weird Woody song with the AI generated background art where he kills all his friends for some reason. Idk why tbh! Can't even call it hopping on a trend, that shit got outdated a week after it happened!! I guess the official reason is fuck you I do what I want you're not my MOM

Genuinely i have no idea how to introduce this sh…


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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 2 January
0

How is Christmas and New Year's Eve for you?

Hey everyone on the wiki.

How was Christmas and New Year's Eve in particular for everyone?

For Christmas Eve, I went to my step-father's home and what I got are The Grinch: Holiday Adventure, Super Mario Bros Wonder and Sonic Superstars, alongside a Snoopy and Woodstick popcorn tin, a SpongeBob blanket and a Winnie the Pooh Squishmallow.

For Christmas Day, I had two granola bars and four cookies for stocking stuffers and for presents, a LEGO puzzle and a reindeer toy that plays Jingle Bell Rock.

Also...I cleaned my family's kitchen for almost a week and two weeks straight plus yesterday. Seems cleaning my family's kitchen is my duty every day.

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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 31 December 2023
4

i retire

i have to leave the wiki now, fellow Weenies. there have been too many allegeations about me which are not true at all so im leaving cause i am being harassed by these ai allegations. good bye erb wiki.


Weenies for life always

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Amy Clover Amy Clover 25 December 2023
11

Homelander vs All Might. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains Finale


What the hell is this? A new battle in this series? I suppose after a four-year hiatus, we needed some way to wrap this up in a bow.

Merry Christmas, ERB Wiki. Today we're celebrating with America and Japan's greatest heroes; the leader of the Seven, Homelander from The Boys, graces us with his presence as he goes toe to toe with Pro-Hero and UA alum All Might from My Hero Academia.

This suggestion has been getting some push from none other than Rae, who also made the alternate cover and read through drafts of this battle.

I've had a lot of fun with this series and I'm thankful to have had an audience over the years. Hope you all have a very merry holiday and a happy new year.


EpicLLOYD as Homelander

Joji as All Might


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Segamad66 Segamad66 25 December 2023
0

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.149: John Carter vs Buck Rogers

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JOHN CARTER

VS

BUCK ROGERS

BEGIN!


John Carter

It’s John Carter of Mars, the out of this world warrior that ain’t miniature, 6’2 in fact.

Let me start off this battle by telling off the casting director who told Gil Gerard he could act.

I got great strength from the gods, so you don’t wanna mess around with me Buck.

Most kids don’t know you these days, you’re overshadowed by Daffy Duck.

You can keep dreaming about Jennifer, because even I couldn’t give a flying fuck.

So return home to Chicago before I dance on your parents graves, guess you have terrible luck.

I’m one of two men to ever reach Mars, the first, don’t you know.

So take a step back from the mastermind of Mars as I hav…



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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 18 December 2023
2

The Mr Swell Guy Diss Track

ok this it. The ultimate diss track for the king of toxicity, Mr. Swell Guy. Cue the beat!



Hello pads get roasted by the Weenie Prime.

You're so boring, you're not worth my time.



I'm bored, I quit, mr swell guy is too boring to be dissed.


zzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Bobdave Bobdave 18 December 2023
4

Epic Rap Battles Modern vs Classic. 2013 Bobdave vs 2023 Bobdave

it is my tenth wiki anniversary today hi to everyone. i have an hour and six minutes to get this done and i have three sections planned so FUCK let's go

EPIC RAP BATTLES MODERN VS CLASSIC

BOBDAVE (CRINGE)

VS

BOBDAVE (CRINGE AND TRANS)

2013 Bobdave:

I don't even really know what a trans person is, what the hell

I've seen a couple on TV and tbh I wish them well

But I'm too busy listening to Eminem and playing Minecraft

I'll never reconsider the gender I was assigned *laughs*

Ok yes so there's a couple guys at school

And maybe yes I think they're cute I MEAN COOL

Wait does this mean im bisexual........ me??

Hold up this can wait I just found a Wiki for ERB


2023 Bobdave:

Ok I'm realising as I'm writing this shit

It would be funnier if these verses contained m…


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Wachowman Wachowman 16 December 2023
3

Parody 118. Joe vs Bran (Ford vs Marx)

Another year, another ERB, which translates to another parody! It’s honestly insane how it’s been over a year since Lemon vs Clover, life is completely different since then. I’ve lost to Paddy even though I should’ve won, I beat Luna as the scrolls foretold, I’ll eventually beat someone else like Clover or Amont idk we’ll see.

Joining me for another parody is none other than ABunchOfNumbers who gave ABunchOfLines for this parody and I’m giving him ABunchOfThanks.


As well as thanks to Gabe as usual for the cover.

Enjoy if you can read.


  • 1 Battle
  • 2 Joe
  • 3 Bran
  • 4 Joe
  • 5 Bran
  • 6 Joe
  • 7 Bran


EPIC RAP BATTLES: WIKI PARODIES

JOEAIKMAN

VS

BRANDON SERVICE

BEGIN


You’re not going to punch me at any point in this match,

Don’t know who the fuck John is, but your shits still Trash! …





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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 12 December 2023
6

Not so swell

I campainging for the downfall and blocking of Mr. Swell Guy. His name is a lie and he is a very rude person telling me to kill myself and accusing me of using artificial intelligence.


down with swell! down with swell! Up for Weenies! Down with swell!

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Segamad66 Segamad66 11 December 2023
0

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.148: Robert E. Lee vs Ulysses S. Grant

.#Roadto150

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ROBERT E. LEE

VS

ULYSSES S. GRANT

BEGIN!


Robert E. Lee

The leader of the Confederates is stepping up first in this rap battle of the civil war.

So prepare yourself as I’m about to rip raps that noone has ever heard before.

Welcome to Fort Monroe Ulysses, you’re about to face defeat by the mint gentleman. No doubt!

If you want a musket to the face while I defend Virginia. Go ahead ‘cause you easily get stamped out.

I’m the skilled tactician that has a special order from above to burn both sides of your ugly face.

I throw you into the snake pit ‘cause you can’t keep up with Lieutenant Lee’s fucking pace.

I'm a cultural icon of the south, my own men call me marse.

Get up and start giving orders, stop sitti…



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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 9 December 2023
3

Santainasuit vs Atheistblood23

  • 1 of
    • 1.1
    • 1.2 DWAS:
    • 1.3 Atheistblood23:
    • 1.4 DWAS:
    • 1.5 Believerblood23:


FUCK


I’ll give Dragon christmas cheer when I gift him Dragonsblood23 times

Then celebrate 25 days, no 24, since only 25 rhymes

You gifted Shoop you gifted Noah you gifted Meat you gifted Bran you gifted Joe

Ho, even Joe? Even Joe could’ve gifted Joe. Cuz his stocking has coal, y'know?

Leave you 2 inches above ground, that’s your chimney height

Like, maybe it’s not THAT TALL, but it’s really wide

It’s like a normal Helicopter when I ride my sleigh around

I can win even if I talk only Rudolph and his red nose a round


I’ve slammed my parents for making up this ruse!

Now up against me is apparently just some DudeinaRedSuit

Whose era is long gone as his days are now in the past!

Last time he was re…




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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 8 December 2023
3

The State of Weenie Rap Battles

I am sorry but I can no longer write any more rap battles. the allegations of me using artificial intelligence really put me off making battles and now i feel upset to the point I no longer wanna write more rap battles. Weenie Rap Battles is officially over. sorry.


to the toxic-gossip-trainhumpers that did this to me, screw you.


I really should call the Big Weenie for help...

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Alanomaly Alanomaly 7 December 2023
2

Buddy the Elf vs Howard Langston


Hey there.

Hi there.

Ho there.

It's been two and a half years since Mustang vs Ironwood. That's the longest I've gone without doing a battle. Well, "doing" as in finalizing and posting one. I've very briefly done some snippets of battles in the background now and then, but never really got around to finishing them. As such my skills may be a bit rusty, or they may just be stagnant.

This one, well, the new ERB put me into the mood, and I kinda just got the brainwave to do this battle after a friend mentioned rewatching ELF. And me, I just absolutely love the chaotic, nonsensical movie that is Jingle All the Way. So. Yeah. Christmas special, baby.

The main character of the 2003 Christmas movie ELF, Buddy the Elf, battling the main character of the…


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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 6 December 2023
2

Sk**m and his awful takes


just pasting this here WeSker reacted to marx vs ford and please take a guess as to what the right-leaning transphobe thought of capitalism vs communismill clean this up later maybe prolly not



[4:32 AM] you scream unite the twerkers


[4:32 AM] free the ass slaves



[4:32 AM] he says don't let people who don't know what they're talking about convince you otherwise


[4:33 AM] 2 minutes ago


[4:33 AM] hey its me Skeem i had to research who Karl Marx was



[4:33 AM] russia does not have a red flag you troglodyte



[4:34 AM] okay so Skeem just watched the fucking video no way he predicted Marx having a long verse at the end after a series of short verses fuck off there was no precedent for that

hopez — Today at 4:36 AM astounded how Skeem has made several video…













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Beerman8299 Beerman8299 6 December 2023
1

Cheech and Chong vs. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


Greetings heroes! After nearly 3 years I'm back with a brand new battle! With ERB's most recent battle between Henry Ford and Karl Marx I found inspiration to finish a battle that I have been secretly working on. When I thought of this matchup I said to myself, "This is gonna be hilarious." And honestly, I think it is. My insults in this battle don't go as hardcore as some of my past ones. I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. I even found a goofy little western sounding beat that I thought perfectly fit this matchup. This is my first successful team rap battle. The last time I tried to write one failed miserably. But now I realize you just write it like is a 1v1 and just assign different parts of the vers…

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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 1 December 2023
0

Weenie Rap Battles 3: Will Smith vs Chris Rock

It's another Weenie Rap Battle blah blah blah, no erb this week cause they don't listen to fans, blah, blah blah. So here's your battle: Will Smith and Chris Rock going at it like the Oscars. Enjoy.


  • 1 Battle
  • 2 Will Smith
  • 3 Chris Rock
  • 4 Will Smith
  • 5 Chris Rock


WEENIE RAP BATTLES!

WILL SMITH

VS

CHRIS ROCK


BEGIN!



Yo, it's the Fresh Prince, here to claim the throne,

Versatile in Hollywood, my skills are well-known.

From Philly streets to the silver screen, I shine bright,

Chris Rock, you're funny, but I own this spotlight.

I'm the "Men in Black," keeping aliens in check,

Big box office hits, yeah, I cash the check.

Your jokes are good, but in this lyrical fight,

I'll show you real skill with words that ignite.



You're "The Fresh Prince," but I'm the comic king,

My punc…








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Loygansono55 Loygansono55 30 November 2023
7

Polls?

What the fuck, a blog?

So what do you guys think about deleting the polls and their pages? They got murdered a while ago. Do we want to keep them as a tradition?

There is a poll below that you can't see because they don't work anymore.

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Segamad66 Segamad66 26 November 2023
1

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.147: Saddam Hussein vs Colonel Gaddafi

.#Roadto150

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SADDAM HUSSEIN

VS

COLONEL GADDAFI

BEGIN!


Colonel Gaddafi

I’m the popular revolutionist. Colonel Gaddafi is my name.

I’m the Libyan dictator that is about to make this wacky Iraqi feel pain.

So prepare to get burned as I spit fire from this monologue.

‘Cause I got a 5 point plan to put down this stray dog.

First, I get rid of all the laws that a normal rap battle must follow.

I’m an unexpected fashion icon Saddam, now that's a bitter pill for you to swallow.

So I’m about to take you down faster than the planes I took down from the sky.

This will be the 2nd trial of Saddam Hussein, but you won’t get a chance to testify.

I’m the man with the golden gun and a key to match, who's backed by the black p. stones…



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Mr. Swell Guy Mr. Swell Guy 26 November 2023
5

a review of george washington vs john adams or something.

George Washington vs John Adams was a rap battle posted 10 years ago by HarryPotter2875. You can find it here. is it worth taking shots at such an old fanmade?? probably not!! but i was told to and i have a weird fixation on US presidents so this battle annoys me. I formatted it really nicely in a 26 page(!) google doc but that all got fucked up so oh well. this was written in like three stages over like a year. i was drunk for most of it and felt compelled to finish it. ummmmmm yea who even cares honestly


George Washington

I cannot tell a lie, and I’m gonna beat you to death

(Honestly, I respect the boldness to open up by threatening to murder your opponent in such a blatant and violent manner. Very first line of the battle. I’m gonna beat …


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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 25 November 2023
0

How to be a Weenie

Hello guys. today I am gonna teach you how to be a Weenie like me, Mr. Weenie.


Step 1) Don't be a meanie. Being mean is not fun. Be a Weenie instead.


Step 2) Pee your pants.



You'll be a Weenie in no time with these steps. Weenies for life.

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NoEntertainment16 NoEntertainment16 25 November 2023
0

Luz Noceda Vs. Korvo

Totally Accurate Rap Battle Simulator!

Luz Noceda


Vs.

Korvo



  • 1 Luz Verse 1
  • 2 Korvo Verse 1
  • 3 Luz Verse 2
  • 4 Korvo Verse 2
  • 5 Who Won, Who’s Next?


Alright guys, I gotta go,

From saving witches to fighting alien Belos.

Yet, I really have to know,

What's so threatening about Korvo?

Used to be a genius on his home planet,

Then it blew up, left him almost stranded,

Team leader, yet his team can’t focus to his rambling,

So he’s pretty much stuck and it’s driving him to insanity.

Like my raps, I summon fire, but I can’t summon caring,

Cause lord knows you need it for your love for Terry.

Even in hard times,

I keep calm on my stride,

Yet you lose your head all the time,

Like the living embodiment of debates online!


Ugh, Terry, who’s this Disney Harry Potter?

I’m sick of Disney C…






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Bobdave Bobdave 23 November 2023
2

Ranking every hat bar in ERB

I'm the harlequin of hat



16. How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

It is filler and also is barely a hat line I think I’m cheating by even including it

15. I’ll smack that warmongering head out of your to-go box hat

Like I suppose your head is the thing that thinks but I don’t like “warmongering head” like whatever man. The to-go box joke is definitely racist.

14. You’ve got a bucket on your head and a Fu Manchu

Accusing a Mongol emperor of representing a racialised trope that he predates is really fucked but also Lloyd Whiteman is playing said Mongol emperor so we don’t expect great things from this battle. That’s not really relevant to the hat part but um my decision is final.

13. You might be the King, but a clown wears the crown

This is mo…


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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 21 November 2023
0

How is Thanksgiving for each of you?

Hey everyone. How is Thanksgiving for each of you so far? Today, I cleaned out the kitty litter and fed the lizards. It's what I do every day. I also make coffee for my mother thanks to my brother's wife showing me how to make coffee.

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Mr. Swell Guy Mr. Swell Guy 21 November 2023
5

Eastern Crewmates vs. Western Crewmates

sorry theres another one i made

the map they are playing on is polus

socrates is BLUE voltaire is YELLOW nietzsche is RED confucius is PURPLE sun tzu is ORANGE lao tzu is GREEN

sorry again


I’m starting this emergency meeting to start some pandemonium

The mad chadfly, finding the imposter’s my intention

and me, the hench frenchmen

And the logic! Where was the body found? It’s imminent. We’re better crewmates, Better sleuths, To find the imposter and make sure they’re ejected

I was in the That’s like the main rule like come on dude just be quiet

And I was in security so I can verify his whereabouts

I’m bored!!! So which of you was it… Oh I’ll give an alibi, so just try and rememberer

You need to take a look at the facts I’m giving

I was in specimens, but I don’…


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CaptainSham13 CaptainSham13 18 November 2023
2

Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Horrible - Ass Scuffle Series

Well, well, well. Look who's back. It's your boy.

I don't even really know why I'm posting again but hey maybe this place can stay on life support a little longer because of it.


Beat:

Dr. Eggman:

-I've come to make an announcement: This win is mine from the offset

-Why is Doogie Howser the dentist stepping to Doc Robotnik

-I'm a master of mechanics, your backfire-arms are sad to see

-Best scramble for cover from my bars, cause you ain't cracking me!

-Anarchy you run? You wish! My Empire's got an iron grip

-The status won't be quo until my lovely grin's the face of it

-Pathetic bitch, not big enough to be a miniboss fight

-Couldn't get the girl you love no matter how much you stop time

-I'm causing chaos, make you lose control, that is, if you had it

-P…


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Mr. Weenie17 Mr. Weenie17 17 November 2023
0

Weenie Rap Battles 2: AVGN vs DSP

ok guys here's the next Weenie Rap Battle. It's the legendary Angry Video Game Nerd vs the King of Toxicity (Next to Mr. Swell Guy), DarksydePhil. now let's spit some epic weenie bars!


WEENIE RAP BATTLES!

ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

VS

DARKSYDEPHIL!


BEGIN!


  • 1 DSP
  • 2 AVGN
  • 3 DSP
  • 4 AVGN


Yo, it's DSP, here to spit the truth,

I'm the livestream king, spitting fire in my booth,

AVGN, fuck you with your old-school tales,

'Cause when it comes to gaming, your skill always fails.



Hey, it's the fucking Nerd, here to set it straight,

Your gaming skills, man, they deflate,

You blame the games, but it's your diarrhea gameplay,

I'll school you hard, no delay, no leeway.



You're just a critic, stuck in the past,

I'm the streamer making bucks, having a blast,

Your rhymes are weak, like yo…









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Segamad66 Segamad66 16 November 2023
2

EPIC RAP BATTLES No.146: Inspector Clouseau vs Hercule Poirot

.#Roadto150

Here we go!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU

VS

HERCULE POIROT

BEGIN!


Inspector Clouseau

I’m France’s greatest detective, it’s me, the chief Inspector Clouseau.

Gonna catch that pink panther much faster than a Roger Moore cameo.

I’m friends with Dick Tracy, Sherlock and Columbo, you can call us the big four.

You’re messing with the dude that fought in the French resistance during the 2nd world war.

Let me just rock the boat Poirot. Hold on ‘cause we don’t need you to be sick.

So listen to me sir or madam because I’m the master of slapstick.

You have an appointment with death Hercule, I heard your old ticker is out of sync.

I shall send you back to the mental asylum but I rather put you in the nick.

Hercule Poirot

Papa Poirot is on…



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Mr. Swell Guy Mr. Swell Guy 13 November 2023
5

Jefferson vs. Douglass is based as hell, and, basically, you are fucking stupid

Hm….. blog time

Hello boys and boyettes this is not a rap battle but instead it is me talking about a rap battle!!! The rap battle in question is THOMAS JEFFERSON VS. FREDERICK DOUGLASS. This battle is far less controversial and divisive than it was when it first released however it is still seen as one of the ‘less good ones’ despite the fact it’s actually based as fuck and awesome as heck.

Hmmmmmmmmm but why is it based and awesome and also why do people dislike it hmmm this is why I'm writing blog because I've felt the need to defend this battle and explain why i really like it several times so I just think it’d be easier to just have everything written in one place and just have it all here so I don't need to go back and forth.

I feel lik…

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Cintagon Cintagon 10 November 2023
2

Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom Bonus Battle 2: SwedishFirey vs Erfiirfiirerefre



Swedishfirey vs Erfiirfiirerefre is the 2nd bonus battle in URBoF.


  • 1 Cast
  • 2 Lyrics
    • 2.1 Erfiirfiirerefre Tarantino:
    • 2.2 Swedishfirey Burton:
    • 2.3 Erfiirfiirerefre Tarantino:
    • 2.4 Swedishfirey Burton:
  • 3 Trivia
  • 4 Sources


Swedishfirey as Himself

Erfiirfiirerefre as Himself


[Note: Changed or added lyrics to the original is in Italics.]


Is this the dad of the fandom that everybody hates on?

Whose career is based on: "It's just a phase, mom!"

This lame goth can't write for shit, so take notes, amigo!

'Cause I spit so sick, call me Tentin Euarantino!

Oh, you made the Corpse Bride? My Bride's makin corpses!

Exploding people's hearts like your brides did with divorces!

Like Django, I'm off the chain, you're a slave to Disney executives!

Directed hits for messed up kids and you've be…







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