User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/Epic Rap Battles of Minnesota- Case Keenum vs Brett Favre

Hello everyone!!! To celebrate Super Bowl Sunday coming up, i have come up with an unconventional way to bring back my series. Today, we look at what could have been.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GRINCH

Brett Favre!

versus!

CASE KEENUM

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= Brett Favre =

To beat you I guess I have to say I'm back again.

I need to send your ass back to Houston!

You're as useless as my small intestine.

I'm a real manly man who never whines

I can run circles around you any day on the gridiron

With my Wrangler jeans and my Sensodyne

I can already tell that you won't be resigned!

= Case Keenum =

This is quite funny hearing this from a cheesehead

A Vicodin addict who should already be dead!

Now I admire your grit, playing for your dead dad

But your last season in Minnesota can make anyone sad.

Your retiring and coming back is getting tiring!

It's as bad as those sexts you're firing!

I'm as good on the field as I am lyrical I make one throw and now I'm a miracle!

A boat crashes into US Bank Stadium, tearing up the field. Daunte Culpepper jumps off of the boat.

= Daunte Culpepper =

WELCOME TO THE LOVE BOAT MOTHER FUCKERS

Brett you need to take your tired ass back to Green Bay

You made Paul Allen sadder than Eeyore on that day

When you threw that pick when there was a running hole

THIS ISN'T DETROIT! IT'S THE SUPER BOWL.

CASE YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL TALKING ABOUT MIRACLES

YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT A BRICK WALL, ITS NAME IS THE EAGLES!!

I'm the best Viking quarterback of this batch!

Making smooth passes that Randy Moss can catch!

= Joe Mauer =

Did someone say catch?

I'm one of the best players on the Twins!

Because unlike you guys, At least I can win.

I'm so good I was on the cover of the Show!

In fact, I was there twice in a row!

=???=

Excuse me. You are not a football player. I am.

=Christian Ponder=

IT'S ME!

It's ya boi Christian Fucking Ponder!

Making everyone ask "Why even bother?"

I am throwing picks then going home to my hot wife!

When it comes to living, I have the greatest life!

Making millions just to defecate on the field!

Getting less results than Blake Bortles can yield

Giving PTSD to any fan with my noodle arm

I'm so bad that Blair Walsh can't do more harm!!

=Who won?=

Who won? Brett Favre Case Keenum Daunte Culpepper Joe Mauer Christian Ponder FUCKING MINNESOTA FUCK FUCK FUCK