Talk:Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child/@comment-35218602-20181107110106/@comment-27039431-20181107181522

Yeah no I do not accept

I've seen your little show, and it sure ain't pretty! One part Big Bird, two parts Miss Piggy! You can't test me with your fatty recipes! Call your book Mastering the Art of Heart Disease! I mean, it's rubbish! (Yes, chef!) Look at page 408! Tell me, who the fuck (yes, chef!) wants to learn to cook calf brains?! You call these rhymes raw? (No, chef!) They're stale and soft! Now, here, take this jacket… Now, give it back and fuck off!

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Oh, isn't that a wonderful thing? A grumpy little chef who thinks he can bring Enough stuff to justify getting rough With the butter-loving queen of the Bourguignon Boeuf! I rock hard as concrete on top of these bomb beats! Been chopping the pommes frites since you sucked on your mom's teats! I served America dutifully, and I slice lard beautifully! I reign supreme from shark repellent to charcuterie!

as great quality of ERB writing