User blog comment:Laboratory Tuxedo/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 5 ANNOUNCEMENT/@comment-4328703-20130721230934

LOYGAN VS BTTF CAUSE YOLO

(Setting:Admin HQ)

(Loyg is sitting in his office in the future as supreme ruler of the wiki.)

Loyg: Piet! Come here!

(Piet walks in in butler outfit)

Piet: Yes sir?

Loyg: Bring me Monado

(Piet leaves then returns with Monado)

(Loyg looks at the defeated skull of Shulk, whom he took the sword from)

Loyg: Ah, sweet supremacy

(Time and space tears apart and a tricked out DeLorean smashes into the office)

(Loyg raises sword and points it at the DeLorean)

Loyg: COME OUT!

(Missiles raise from DeLorean and fire at Loyg, who skillfully uses Monado to sheild)

(Through the smoke, BTTF emerges from the vehicle, pulling a glove over his hand)

BTTF: You happy now?

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg stares intensly then fires a burst from Monado at BTTF who dodges)

<p class="MsoNormal">(The Delorean is wrecked from the blast)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: You've got anything better in that arsenal of yours? Because i know i do

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF pulls a ring from his pocket)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: Is that it?

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF presses button and ring turns into massive rifle)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: I'm guessing in your dimension you don't have these.

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF fires wormhole gun at Loyg, office desk sucked in)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF:Pity

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: Impressive

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg fires another blast of Monado at BTTF)

<p class="MsoNormal">(Bttf blocks it with his gun, but the gun dissolves)

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF backs up and find Piet, grabbing his sidearm, shooting Piet and then Loyg)

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg dodges then throws Monado at BTTF, who dodges it, embedding the sword into the wall)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: You’ve got to try better then that

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: Indeed I have

<p class="MsoNormal">(Monado releases an explosive burst of energy and knocks BTTF to the ground, dropping the sidearm)

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg bends down and picks up the gun)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: There’s a thing you should know about me.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg twirls gun around his finger)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: I do happen to keep my butlers better armed

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg presses button on gun and it turns into a plasma cannon)

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg fires gun, BTTF uses Monado to block it)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: give that back

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: no

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: GIVE IT

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg fires last round at BTTF, who once again uses Monado to shield it, but Monado breaks.)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: Okay, here we are, both unarmed

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: So it seems. Well, for now atleast.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg pushes button on radio in pocket)

<p class="MsoNormal">(Guards break into office, pointing guns at BTTF)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: You know, there’s a reason I put this glove on when I came in

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: and what would that be?

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: You’ll see

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF puts hand on ground and vibrates the air around it so much, the guards are blown to the other side of the room, in multiple pieces, Loyg flies with them, but remains alive)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: Okay, I’m assuming you’re here to take over my dimension then? Because clearly you aren’t from here

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: Well aren’t you smart

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: Very

<p class="MsoNormal">(Security cameras point at BTTF, and fire lasers at him, killing him)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: Okay, which dimension did you come from again?

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg leans down to the dead corpse)

<p class="MsoNormal">Loyg: I need to know where to plan my next vacation

<p class="MsoNormal">(Loyg’s head explodes and his body falls to the ground)

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF enters through broken window)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: I’m in more than one dimension Loyg

<p class="MsoNormal">(BTTF looks at his other-dimensional dead body)

<p class="MsoNormal">BTTF: So how about you?

<p class="MsoNormal">WINNER: BTTF