Count Dracula

"I’m the vampire so cold they called me Nosfer-atchoo!"

- Count Dracula

Count Dracula will battle Vlad the Impaler in Epic Rap Battles of History 78. He will be portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information
Count Dracula is the title character of Bram Stoker's 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered to be both the prototypical and the archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction. He is also depicted in the novel to be the origin of werewolf legends.

Count Dracula is an undead, centuries-old vampire, and a Transylvanian nobleman who claims to be a Székely descended from Attila the Hun. He inhabits a decaying castle in the Carpathian Mountains near the Borgo Pass. Unlike the vampires of Eastern European folklore, which are portrayed as repulsive, corpse-like creatures, Dracula is handsome and charismatic, with a veneer of aristocratic charm.

In films, he has been famously portrayed by Bela Lugosi in 1931's Dracula and by Sir Christopher Lee in 1958's Dracula. Lee would go on to play Dracula in 6 other Hammer Horror movies up to his final film, The Satanic Rites of Dracula in 1973.

Lyrics
[Note: Dracula is in regular text, while Renfield is in grey.]

Verse 1:
Does this mic still work after that blah blah blah?

Check one... two... hah hah hah!

The flex of a real spirit princeling, can’t vex me

‘Cause I nibble necks and I make it look sexy!

I’m universally known for intrigue and desire!

I shapeshift into mist and bone Winona Ryder!

Slick hair, popped collar, and a damn nice cape

While you’ve got less taste than an Anne Rice cake!

Your rhymes are empty, like I leave vascular systems

I’d grant you the privilege of being Dracula’s victim!

But the thought of biting you makes me get nauseous!

You don’t look like the type who’s keen on neck washes!

Verse 2:
Wow! I didn’t know that you could read!

That’s great... now let’s see if you can bleed! (*hiss*)

Ha! You thought the sun could kill me? Not true!

I’m the vampire so cold they called me Nosfer-atchoo!

My syllable delivery is devilishly intricate!

I rock the house, once I’m invited into it!

And here’s a tidbit, that you can stick a stake up:

You’re losing so bad you should join team Jacob!

Renfield! Yes master?

Call a doctor, not Seward (ugh!)

Cause Vlad the Impaler has just been skewered!

Trivia

 * He is the third rapper associated with the horror genre, after Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger.
 * He is the fourth if Chucky, who appeared in the unofficial battle Michael J. Fox vs Chucky, is counted.
 * He is the second character from horror literature after Hannibal Lecter.
 * He is the second Hungarian character to rap, after Harry Houdini.