User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Lak's Epic Rap Battles - Diogenes vs Alex Jones

Hey guys.

Hey.

Hey guys I'm back, with an actual battle.

After three years.

I don't even remember the connection, all I know is that I made the doc a year ago or so after Peter or Lloyd said it was a good idea and I thought it was funny.

So I finally finished it using the pwoer of actually researching before I write anything.

Anyway, enjoy.

Here we go
LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

DIOGENES

VS

ALEX JONES

BEGIN!

Alex Jones:

Keep holding your breath, this battle will be easier for you and me,

If I weren’t myself, then I’d still rather not be Diogenes,

My name is Alexander Jones, you could still be the dog,'''

Drooling out the mouth over common sense like it’s a test ran by Pavlov!'''

You lived like a hobo, but there’s no need to be a bummer,'''

Stuck inside a barrel, don’t have to theorize if you showered,'''

America’s top conspiracist, just one more thing to say;'''

I’m the only honest man, get that lantern out of my face!'''

Diogenes:,'''

There’s been plucked chickens acting more civilized than this,'''

I live life as a cynic, you live life without your kids,'''

Get your head out your ass, when is it good to be a conspiracist?'''

That shit makes less sense than whatever Ameriggeddon is,'''

Fact is your purport more fake news than races that Trump hates,'''

Got so mad about him not calling back; like he stood you up on a date,'''

You don’t think; you’re a criminal for your immense amounts of slander,'''

Now get out of my spotlight and make like the last Alexander!'''

Alex Jones:'''

Those are fucking fighting words, you wanna have a go at me?'''

Let’s not forget that you purport that math and science aren’t reality!'''

You’re selfish, saw a child without a bowl so you just threw yours away,'''

Quit rubbin it out on the mic, you’re turning the spartan soldiers gay!'''

With your spittin’, pissin’ and shittin’ all over Athens’ seas,'''

You’re just the type of guy those leftwing screwballs aspire to be!'''

But where you’re wrong is about the “racism and Trump” you enforce,'''

What, was it your teacher who taught you how to beat a dead horse?'''

Diogenes:'''

Oh, did I strike a nerve? Or are you acting like it’s a crisis?'''

Sandy Hook an act and vacs are bad? Isn’t that priceless,'''

You have the will to think yet you put yourself in a mental prison planet,'''

Here lies Alex, too scared about white genocide he didn’t spit good shit'''

I owned a fucking slave, you could be the next one calling me boss,'''

Title the next conspiracy: “did the government assist in your loss?”'''

You got banned from Facebook and YouTube, what’s next, Twitch?'''

I may have been the dog, yet I certainly made you my bitch!'''

Who won? Diogenes Alex Jones