User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh'r rap battle brock vs johnny bravo

 JOSH’S RAP BATTLES!

 JOHNNY BRAVO

 VS

 BROCK

 BEGIN!

 Brock:  brock is ready to rock and roll been in this series since it began and if you think you can

 beat me best you come up with another plan.

 I am fairly certain you will lose since all the girls reject you because if you try to battle me you’ll end

 up a deadman.

 Bravo: Whoa, momma! You’re the leader of a gym? Why’re you so skinny?

 Welcome to the gun show, Brock! Oh man, I’m pretty.

 Take lessons from me to become more (flexes) brawny!

 Now that’s enough about you, let’s talk about Johnny!

 On my list of hobbies, next to girls, chicks, and babes

 Is another option: put the squinty kid in a grave!

 You should save your game and run from this battle, Brock,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> Because I’m spitting straight fire, and fire beats rock.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> Brock: hmm you seem like a worthy opponent but to ensure my victory

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> I will send out a friend to help me so call me the rock god of science go onix!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> Onix: yo it’s onix my raps hit hard like a rock what till i body slam you johnny and see what i got

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I am a rock snake doesn’t get better than that and when you try to get ladies you end up flat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> You're the reason hanna and barbera died so for that here is my attack rock slide!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Brock: well johnny seems like you lost making you weak as a magikarp  i’m the boss  your

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> animation days are over you got canceled while the pokemon anime is still going strong

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Several spin offs several movies and a magna just to prove it now go to bollywood you're getting

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Fat with several pimples and acne and zits

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> Bravo: I’m sickened but curious as to why you’re still around.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> My fire wasn’t strong enough? I’ll just spit poison now.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> You’re an Ubermassive loser, kid. You can’t even get girls.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> After this battle is over, I’ll leave you in a Poliwhirl!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> I try to be a woman dater in aviators!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> I’ll send you to your creator while I’m lookin’ like Terminator!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> You should have left this battle while you still had the chance!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> Now everyone, join me in my victory Mankey Dance!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:center;"> Announcer: who won who’s next? You decide! Stay tuned woah momma! For josh’s next rap

battle!