User blog:DudeWithASuit/Freestyle Rap Battles With Dwassy G

This is a legit SERIES (epic rap battles of histttory) with Classy Dwassy G, Andrew and his crew, and Trent builds the fence.

Wii c Andrew and his crew.

Andrew: So I said FUCK THAT nigga fo' stealing my money.

''Dwassy G walks up. ''

OpTicNail: lol look at dis l0ser.

Andrew: Nail

OpTicNail: #:(

Dwassy G: die.

Andrew:  CHALLENGE RAP BATTLE!

Dwassy G:  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Andrew: YEY. u furst.

Dwassy G:
i'mma throw you in a lake

you're gay and fake

instead of rapping u i'd rather play CoD

god damn your a dumb nimrod

this will be over quick

you mother focking beaner peice of shit wrap your dick in a quesadilla and

SUCK

MY FUCKING

DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Andrew:
i am andrew0218 u r a chorus kid

so i think u should sux my dick kid

but i can rap very good like igly and jagaur

i am coupe so i am the wikia star

u winning is a veri stupid fairy tale

and ur fake so u r ew like epicnail!!!!

Dwassy G:
what smells like a poo log? yo fucking momma

i got dis battul locked up like i threw it in yo momma

and i already said i'm so kewl and an american

your covered in communist red and armed with a can of peas to fight with

i don't care if you say it's bad; cause u cun't rap

go do something your good at like the clappingfap

sorry to say, we don't serve gays

6/26 is the new 9/11 these days

Andrew:
o no no dwas u doin fine

b4 u ham fist attempt at terrorist line!!!

i am liek jack the ripper becuz i ripper u

u can call urself nail becuz u r getting screwed!!

i am american too wut r u talking about

i am like bill and ted cuz i showed u boy scouts!

i am the best at rap while u only know how to fap

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap in a tap!!!

Who Won? Dwassy G (free ipad with vote) Andrew (lame)

Dwassy: lol the poll said I won #1

Andrew: no some1 just voted 4 me!

Dwassy: no.

Andrew: yes.

Dwassy: no.

Andrew: yes.

Trent: can y'all be quietest I'm trying to build a fence

OpTicNail: lol l0ser.

Andrew: Nail

Dwassy: whoops!

Dwassy throws a garage sail at Trent

Trent: Fite me nao

Dwassy:  you saw the Andrew battle eh?

Trent:  yes. now my turn  >:{

Dwassy:  ! D:<

Trent:
I am Tkid115

You will never stay alive

yeah, you, DudeWithASuit

All you are is just a fruit

that means your a gay person

u dont know who your versin'

Im the best rapper in the world

i saw ur mums face; I hurled

ur turn fgt

Dwassy:
OMG ur gay... GAY GAY GAY

now I'mma show u how we do it the dwassy G way

i'm a champion i beat andrew

yep you know it's true

some ppl may think I lost, but they got a wrong opinion

i'm bunyan, rippin' u like an onion

i got bars like i'm in jail

ur a fail

EVEN WORSE THAN EPICNAIL

u go

Trent:
we all know nail is a fail, so thats not a clever diss

ur just taking a dump on this mic, call u DudeWithAPiss

i thought andrew won, so suck it dwassyG-ay

ill beet you, then BE you. That means ill be admin. hooray!

Yours worse than my 115 rap battles fanmade rap series

u beat you. you lost. i won. clearly

Now its your turn, u hoe hoe, you dont even know how to flow

u go

Damn, even that last part rhymed, im so good

Dwassy:
how u gonna rap wit 0% flow doe hoe?

i would have rather faced andrew again; he was a worse foe

hahahahahaha

you make me laugh

ur rhymes don't even add up, just do the math

actually hold up lmao cause you still making me laugh

whatever fame your crew makes I'M TAKING HALF

and i see you stealing my lines before i even go

so die. game over. u don’t get another turn. hoe.

Who won? Dwassy (this is good pick) Trent (no)

Trent: wow. #classic.

Dwassy: i won.

Andrew: no me.

Trent: Me.

Dwassy: ME.

Andrew: ME.

OpTicNail: can I rap plz?

All except OpticNail:  Nail