Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 70/@comment-29210968-20170102163737/@comment-1235-20170102232459

Sci-Fi

Hitler (which I could probably change into Chaplin on the cheap)

Van Gogh. Unless he was in one of his moods and a weapon was nearby. Then I'd go with Warhol, who I can easily spook with loud noises.

60 dogs. I can't keep them, so they would do a better job surviving on their own.

famous director

live in the White House. The only people who actually live in the White House are the President and his family, one of the most powerful people politically, and those closest to him. Dozens of people live in the Playboy Mansion, many of them with very sketchy jobs and lifestyle.

guitarist

Sonic. I mean, they're both bad choices, but Sonic might be slightly more amusing.