User blog:DexterMaximus/Batman Villains Tournament: Jim Carrey riddler (Dex) vs Arkham Riddler (Meat)

This will be confusing--

Riddler...vs...Riddler...fa syrius?

Anyways, let's go..

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Jim Carrey Riddler is walking through an empty Gotham street, when he sees somebody turn the corner.

person who turned the corner: Hello, Jim

Jim Carrey Riddler: Well, you can call me Edward, but, who are you?

Arkham City Riddler: It's me!

Jim Carrey Riddler: Well, that clears that up(!)

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE RIDDLER!

VS!

THE RIDDLER!!!

BEGIN

Jim-

Who are you? I don't know, but I bet your raps are so bad they're scary

Whenever someone hears the word Riddler they think of me, Jim Carrey

I am E.Nigma, and I'm one of the greatest enemies that Batman has ever fought!

My raps are incredible compared to your crap, will you win, no, that's not what I thought!

I have an IQ bigger than that Einstein bitch, and that the fact that I'm better, I'll be betting

The probability is that you aren't even clever, I'm a genius, you're a knuckle-dragging cretin!

I'm The Riddler!You are a fabricated imitation, Oh, words too long? Ha! You are just shitty!

So just shut the fuck up, close the door on your way out and head back to Arkham City

Arkham

Jim-

Arkham-