User blog:ERBofSmoshery/Matoro58 vs ERBofSmoshery - Sixth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 2

yes i know it's late and "past the deadline" i'm sorry but due to situations it's been allowed so fuck you

thanks to grav for allowing us to post this late and to mat for being a good sport and great opponent, it's been a ride but glad we got here in the end

tk mention the links and i will castrate you





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welp can't find a title card

Matoro58:
I almost didn't make it, but better late than never

To beat this Smosh-fanboy and leave him roasted forever

What's that? You were originally a different user on here?

Oh wait, nobody cared about you when you were a Skater!

Your battle against Metal should've ended with your loss

'Cause your verses will be bigger failures than Smash Raps was

Your stint ends in the second round, like in the Compliment Tourney,

So call me Heisenberg, 'cause I run over bitches like you, Smoshery!

ERBofSmoshery:
With those lines, I'm not surprised Glis couldn't write his flattering rhymes!

I'll run a flash in the pan to Flashpoint just to prove that he's out of time!

The ice is thin when you step to Skate, so you'll last longer in raps with Nate!

You won't regenerate out of this 'cause I'll be the one to make your fate!

Said I failed, but how many people hate your shit? I can't keep score!

This degenerate's posts degenerate quick as his odds in tourney four!

Tryin' to dodge me, you should've stuck to it, let the better battles begin

'Cause why revolt when "By default" is the only shot you've got at a win?

Matoro58:
You have less good battles than sketches of you by Quagga,

Put you behind bars like in your Halloween sketch, Boom-Shakalaka!

But you're no Frank Morris, 'cause there's gonna be no escape,

From my rhymes and flow that will leave you out of shape,

And when this ends, you're gonna be in for a real thriller

'Cause I will dispose of you like Dexter does to serial killers,

I'll snipe you like a Scout, then put the “dead” in Deadpool,

You should've realized that taking on me makes you an utter fool!

ERBofSmoshery:
So you murdered a lot of peeps? I heard that little game you played

Congrats, you re-enacted the act with every series you've ever made!

The user above me keeps getting fucked, how's this dick still so blue-balled?

Dude's not Suited for this brawl, but his downfall will still be called!

You're like a flea exchanging shit, but nobody gave you the gift to diss!

Flog your corpse just like the host, he's not gonna let you win with this!

You're Breaking Bad, my flow's chemistry brings Cold-Blooded dilution!

Jew-venile minors mix their salt with me? It ends in a Final Solution!