User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (rap 8)

This battle features:
Children Educator, Mr. Rogers VS Bill Cosby, Childrens Comedian ==Lyrics:== EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



MR. ROGERS



VS



BILL COSBY



BEGIN!





Cosby:

Let me cheer you up, my comedy will make you feel better



Mr. T called and he said you have my sweaters



<p class="MsoNormal">Do you like fudge pops? Well you can suck on mine

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<p class="MsoNormal">There are a lot of kiddy adults but you stepped out of line

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<p class="MsoNormal">You know the Birds and the Bees right? Well you’re the flower

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re past your prime; I’m now the one with the power

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<p class="MsoNormal">You tell all the kids to watch your show, they should all come and watch mine (come on),

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<p class="MsoNormal">With a shim sham woozily pop you’ll be gone!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Rogers:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hi there Neighbor, I hope if you don’t mind if I kick you’re ass

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the first to wear sweaters and had some class

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<p class="MsoNormal">What are you doing hanging out with Fat Albert

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<p class="MsoNormal">You have kids sitting on your lap, who’s the real pervert

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<p class="MsoNormal">Do I know the Birds and the Bees? What are you? A member of the Jackson Five?

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<p class="MsoNormal">How about you come into my Neighborhood and try to survive

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a real child education giver can’t you tell?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re going to have you’re a** dropped faster than the Cosby Show fell

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<p class="MsoNormal">Cosby:

<p class="MsoNormal">That mailman McFeely is your lover, now I CAN tell that

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll throw all your little friends on a track and boom, splat

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<p class="MsoNormal">Make a trip to the daycare cause that’s where you belong

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<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re the better of the two of us, then you’re wrong

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Rogers:

<p class="MsoNormal">When you were A New Baby that’s when a Pet Died

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<p class="MsoNormal">You claim you won but I just crushed you in a landslide

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<p class="MsoNormal">Listen up Billy, I hope it’s understood

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<p class="MsoNormal">Get right back in your big, white van and get the fuck outta my Neighborhood

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">-shim sham woozily pop-

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY!

Who Won? Mr. Rogers Bill Cosby