User blog:Atomiclalo/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!!! THE JOKER VS MAD HATTER!

Hey! This is my first blog and I'll start with a Rap Battle that's going to be my new series. Hope you guys enjoy:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!!!!!

THE JOKER

VS

THE MAD HATTER!

BEGIN!

Mad Hatter:

Well hello my extravagant outrageous foe

I'm positively kicking you ass-to-toe.

Come on dude, I've got a lot more fans

You're a whack cracking crack Bat-Man

So bring on that battle I'll wait here at the table braggin'

So when I'm through the mirror I'll prepare a teabaggin'

The Joker:

HAHAHAHA!!! You think you can defeat me? I'm a way better MC

I'm a psycho, I don't waste my tiem with that creepy-ass tea.

I'm a criminal legend, at real madness you're just at a simple step

I'm portayed by legends Oscar winning, not like Johnny Depp.

Yes I'd like to make my friend Bats to bring out some laughs

Believe me I'll be finish especially with your English crappy raps.

The Mad Hatter:

I have more allies, and a little less make up

With the Queen, tell your head that it won' even wake up.

You're a psycho killing a poor kid with a crowbar

I won't let Cesar Romero be here the greatest star.

Kids love me, since eighteen fifty five

And your rhymes aren't even trying to thrive.

The Joker

I'm getting sick of your wonderland or your land of crazy storms

Why don't you tell anybody that you have a really tiny worm.

My girl is one of the hottest in all of Gotham City

You're a pedophile with rhymes that are reallly shitty

This battle is finished? I have just begun

Go ahead and tell me why so serious son?

WHO WHON???

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFFICTION!!!

Thanks!