Nice Peter

Peter Alexis Shukoff (AKA Nice Peter) is the creative force behind the Epic Rap Battles, along with Lloyd Ahlquist. He also battles Lloyd Ahlquist in Epic Rap Battles of History 15.

Characters

 * John Lennon
 * Darth Vader
 * Abraham Lincoln
 * Lady Gaga
 * Hulk Hogan
 * Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * Stephen Hawking
 * Easter Bunny
 * Napoleon Dynamite
 * Vince Offer
 * Dumbledore
 * Cat in the Hat
 * Mr. Rogers
 * Christopher Columbus
 * Master Chief
 * Luigi
 * Michael Jackson
 * John F. Kennedy¹
 * Steve Jobs
 * Hal 9000³
 * Freddie Mercury
 * The 10th Doctor
 * Mustached Cowboy¹
 * Batman

¹ Denotes non-speaking part.

² Denotes upcoming rap battle.

³ Denotes voice only.

Verse 1:
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie

But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys

Look at you, or let me just tell you what I see

You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me

I drew moustache on your face and played a mean Hitler

Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler

You big toothed, choppy face, horse looking prick

You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick

Verse 2:
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus

You've got as much music talent as Chuck Fucking Norris!

Verse 3:
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?

It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum

Verse 4:
Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit

Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit

Trivia

 * Nice Peter hasn't had a rapping role in two battles (#20 and #25)