User blog:RubenKings/JoNand Vs RubenKings Epic Rap Battle

'''JONAND: '''What’s goin on Nandians, it’s your main man jo nand

Let me explain to Froob on how he can learn how to rap

You think you can defeat me in a battle? Not even close!

I Drop the Rap bombs, I’ll make your head explode

Why am I being faced with someone weak and Repetitive?

Whel, let me ask you  a question why do they call you froobin?

I’m the MC who plays MC and i'm still youtubin,

13 years old and walk up to your girl like,"how ya doin?"



RUBENKINGS: My Name is Froobin for a reason, You  little peasant

I’ll bitch clobber you down  and slam you down in an instant,

You say You’re better, but in reality You are wack,

I’ll be smacking you with down my Expansion Pak

You’re in the King’s Castle, You Bow down to me

Let me tell you once again, My Name Is Ruben Kings.

I started out on youtube when I was just 10 years old

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re messing with the King, I’m on a roll.

<p class="MsoNormal">No one gives a shit about what’s inside your head,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m Spitting Harsh Rap flames, Pk Fire, call me ness.

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a generic  Minecraft youtube channel Clone

<p class="MsoNormal">Gee, even with No friends, I’d say you’re better off alone.

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JONAND: You’re no match for me, I’m the MC OC original

<p class="MsoNormal">I get the ladies with my sleek smirk and my Noticable Dimples

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll plop your rhymes down a big greasy pimple

<p class="MsoNormal">You  may be a castle, but I’m  the grand  temple

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just an obxnoious dude with very bad grammar,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’mma knock you down  Just to show you who’s the better rapper.

<p class="MsoNormal">Let me write you a send off letter cause you’ll never be near me

<p class="MsoNormal">Try to come up with some OC cause everyone knows your channel is shitty

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<p class="MsoNormal">RUBENKINGS: Sit down son, You’re about to step into my rap class.

<p class="MsoNormal">Home Ec ,brings the spice,you’ll have some fire in your ass

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m spitting it, I’m killing it,  I can do it all better,

<p class="MsoNormal">Ill scare you shitless, Because I’m the almighty terror

<p class="MsoNormal">Beat me? Please, you’re gonna need little bit  more effort.

<p class="MsoNormal">Step away now bitch, because this is about to hurt.

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you sure you wanna mess with me? I RAISE THE BAR

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t even rap or even dance with the stars.

<p class="MsoNormal">Neither can’t you even drop a good verse,

<p class="MsoNormal">All you ever wear is a green headset and a white T shirt

<p class="MsoNormal">Let me tell you something I’ll be the one having the last words today

<p class="MsoNormal">So go back home and let everyone know that your prick ass was slain

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