User blog:YouTubeKorea/ERB Skit Season 1 Episode One 'Racist Jokes'

(TARDIS is parked in the middle of a street, and Doctor is leaning on it, sipping on tea)

Doctor: Aah, I just love peace.

(Yuri suddenly appears out of nowhere, and runs to Doctor)

Yuri: PLEASE!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Doctor: What? What is it?

Yuri: There's this guy that always does racist jokes at me, and it's driving me crazy!

Doctor: But...why are you telling me this?

Yuri: Arrest him!

Doctor: Huh?

Yuri: Arrest him! You're a police, aren't ya?

Doctor: Ohh...nope, it's just the box. I know it says 'Police Box', but no, I'm no police.

Yuri: Bu...bu...

Doctor: Nope.

Yuri: At least stop him! He's such a meanie, I wanna cry...

(Yuri cries)

Doctor: (sigh) Another work for Doctor...

TEN MINUTES LATER

(TARDIS materializes in Clint 's house)

Clint: What the hell?

(Doctor comes out. Yuri, eyes red with tears, wobbles out too.)

Yuri: THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY THAT DOES RACIST JOKES AT ME!

Clint: Oh, it's ol' Squinty Eyes again. What ya come here for, Small-Pecker?

Yuri: See?

(Yuri cries again)

Doctor: Oh god. Please. Please stop.

Clint: That's the trouble with Asians. Whiny little bitches.

(Clint lights cigarette)

Doctor: Look, I don't want to make this a big deal, but man, you gotta stop those racist jokes.

Clint: Why, dammit?

Doctor: Cause...well...Asians and Americans alike, you all are humans. Ever heard of humanity?

Clint: Pff, screw that.

Doctor: Dude, don't make me angry.

Clint: What ya gonna do? Talk me to death?

(Doctor takes out sonic screwdriver and uses it on a revolver on Clint's belt. Revolver explodes, and Clint's clothes catch fire)

Clint: Aah! I'M CATCHING FIRE!!!

(Clint faints and falls to ground, carpet catches on fire)

Doctor: Oh shit.

Destiny : Sweet burn.

Miley, Lilly : Ooh, pss.

Doctor: EVACUATE THE BUILDING, IT'S GONNA CATCH FIRE!!!

(Doctor goes to TARDIS, TARDIS de-materializes)

Destiny: Don't worry, girls, I can put out this fire with my flat ass.

(Destiny starts twerking)

Miley, Lilly: PUT OUT THE FIRE! PUT OUT THE FIRE!

(Destiny's ass catches fire)

Destiny: Oops, girls, I'm afraid we're fucked up.

Miley, Lilly: NOOOOOOOOO

(Clint's house explodes)

(Doctor is seen right outside, wearing 3D glasses and eating popcorn)

Doctor: Way better than 1080p YouTube.

John : OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

CAST

Peter Alexis Shukoff as Doctor, Miley

Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist as Clint, Lilly

Timothy Delaghetto as Yuri

Michelle Glavan as Destiny

Kyle Mooney as John