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ALL STAR DEATH SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY

BOOKS

RA-RA

DIZZIE

BOO

VS

MIKE

DUSTIN

LUCAS

ELEVEN

BEGIN!

BOOKS:

Yo, Yo MC Books in the buildin' slipped in cleverly

So deadly plus my flows are heavenly

you wanna be the best decade crew but you can't ever be

the way i controll the mic gets mylene jockin' me steadly

MC BOO:

Boo! I'm MC Boo, im the youngest of the crew

and when I bust out rhymes, I rhyme for real

There's a monster coming out of your wall? but we're the real deal

im bronx mc's im lethal like poison

your tumblr fanbase are nothing but an annoyance

DIZZIE

I'm fly Dizzy D all the ladies love me

You guys aren't a threat, trust me.

the get down brothers know im down by law

my raps are like graffiti when i spray on these walls

Ra-RA

they call me King Ra (Ra!)

Here to fanfare when i enter the cipher

how about you kids hop back to chief hopper

I rap with alliteration you're about to get decyphered

decrypted and destroyed these damsels and their dustin.

Go ahead try to rap to us, we're The Get down brothers

(all together)

Shaolin's the Dj that we call conductor

cause shaloin fantastic's a bad mother fucka!

Mike: My name's Mike, coming straight out of hawkins, indiana

Your show is forgotten, everyone's too busy saying Oh, Mylanta!

We've got a secret weapon, and she's someone you don't want to mess with.

I thought Dizzie was supposed to be a poet, yet he's just a Jaden Smith!

Dustin: let me jump right in, i'm dustin! they call me toothless!

but when I bust a rhyme, i spit them out ruthless!

I'm everybody's favorite! the fangirls love me!

No need to be skeptical, we're the far better show!

we shoot your raps down like les inferno!

Lucas:

I'm hearing something stranger than the things that occur to us on a daily basis

these ghetto dweebs can't even spit out a good thesis

I'm Mike's right hand man! although I still think 11 is a bit weird!

You shit stains are a stain that netflix has smeared!

Eleven:

When I step into battle, I have already ended the fight

I know exactly what's going on in the brink of the night

My nose bleeds from enemies that try to harm me or my friends

when it comes to battling your crew, you're going to be begging for amends!

where we come from, we're trying to fight off a giant man eating flower.

You all look like bob ross was divided into 4 and put in the sun for about an hour

Will: Help!!

Books:

instead of looking for will, how about you find a better verse

Boo:

You guys are the worst!

Dizzie:

Better yet, you guys are overrated as fuck, we'll crush ya!

Ra-Ra

We're the get down crew who take down rhymes like bustas

Mike:  Your show may be about rap battling, but you wouldn't last a day in our world

Lucas: in the upside down, your insides will end up swirled

Dustin: then after that i'll be able to say that I found the chocolate pudding!

Barb: Nancy? HELP ME! AHHH

Eleven:

get off this track before I make all 4 of you pee in your pants

Books :

Uh did you hear that? that shit sounded wack

Dizzie:

I heard it too, what the heck is happening man

Ra-Ra

fuck that noise, i'm not dealing with outsiders today

Boo

it's nothing guys, there's no reason to get your nerves in

Mike: AH! it's the demogorgon!

Demogorgon:  (ROARS)

I've taken will! and the will for you to rhyme!

I leave kids speechless when they find out they are out of time!

Ya'll aint got shit on me, I eat bitches that bleed!

I spit out the best rhymes ya'll ever seen!

but here is the breakdown! SMACK DOWN!

and The Get down aint got nothing on the Upside down!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

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