User blog:MinecraftCODERBSmosh123/Superman vs James Bond

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Superman

Vs

James Bond

Begin

Bond:

I am motherfucking James Bond, bitch.

I am a true masterpiece, are you feeling an itch?

I am like kryptonote, destroying your ass like your theme song

It gives people are disease like rats, your creator thinks your good? He's fucking wrong.

I'm badass! You're a pussy!

Agent 007 can beat an alien

Come at me bro. I'll get you high like fuckin helium

Superman:

Up on the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's your face motherfucker!

What's up, it's motherfucking man of fucking steel I was known as a great leader killer

my higher intelligence will soon beat you in this battle

I'll use you as my dick

A true asshole prick

I beat Goku, so I'll beat you, get ready to get hit

I'm better than you. Hell, I'm from the new world,

The whores that like you are drugged-up stripper girls

James Bond:

Batman can ruin the man of steel so can I,

you destroy American soil, you sir,

Your comics are so lame,

a damn shame. Get kneel, you sa new Bond girl

Superman:

Your rhymes are weak, just like lex Luthor

I don't care how much people like you, I choose neither

It's time to end this so shut the fuck up

Now, stay still, and keeps your eyes shut

Who won

Who's next

You decide

Epic rap battles of history