User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Sora vs. Link

Kingdom Hearts series protagonist Sora faces off with Link of the Legend of Zelda series in a battle of rhymes to decide who is the better fantasy game hero. Who wins? You decide!

'''Sora: '''

Straight from Destiny Islands, it’s the one true Keyblade Master

This green elf against me? It’s gonna end in disaster

That effeminate outfit of yours makes you look like Peter Pan

That’s quite ironic, because your disses never land

How are you gonna rap when you can’t even talk?

Any insults you throw at me I’m gonna block

This pansy little fairy is even weaker than a Heartless

Not only that, but your whole library of games is totally worthless



'''Link: '''

Oh really? I can’t talk or rap? I beg to differ

Like on your home world, my rhymes will throw you in a twister

Your two companions are a cartoon duck and a dog

I’ll cut you with my Master Sword and then I’ll squash you like a frog

<p class="MsoNormal">I may look like an elf, but you take orders from a mouse

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like a Goron, I’m gonna rock this house

<p class="MsoNormal">You wouldn’t last a day trying to survive in Hyrule

<p class="MsoNormal">Just call me teacher, Sora, cause you’re gonna get schooled

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<p class="MsoNormal">Sora:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve defeated so many villains, it’s hard to keep count

<p class="MsoNormal">Will you fight anyone other than Ganon? That I’m starting to doubt

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve got my buddy Riku, and you have an annoying fairy named Navi

<p class="MsoNormal">Last night, Zelda made a Tri-Force with me and Kairi

<p class="MsoNormal">The land of Hyrule? More like the land of Hy-fool

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll use my water spells and throw you in a verbal whirlpool

<p class="MsoNormal">Between the two of us, I’m the one true heroic warrior

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll forever regret ever trying to step up to Sora

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<p class="MsoNormal">Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s it, you’ve gone too far you spikey-haired little creep

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like the beauty, I’m now gonna put you to sleep

<p class="MsoNormal">The truth is putting you against me just isn’t fair

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the champion of Nintendo, and you’re the biggest mistake of Square

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m one fantasy game hero that you’ll never get past

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll rip that giant key out of your hands and shove it straight up your ass

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t need my weapons, I can cut you down with rhymes

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause you’re Disney’s little bitch, and I’m the Hero of Time

Who won? Sora Link