User blog:DennisRocking/Dennis' Rap Battles: Beethoven VS Tchaikovsky

Hello everyone! Welcome back to Dennis' Rap Battles! I have been working hard to produce the first few battles in Overwatch Rap Battles, so that's still coming! In the meantime, here's a little something to tide y'all over with! It's a battle of two composers! Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky VS Ludwig van Beethoven! I hope you guys enjoy. As always, please post in the comments below who you think won along with any other suggestions you might have for either series! :)

Lyrics:

Dennis' Rap Battles!

Beethoven!

VS!

Tchaikovsky!

Beethoven:

German VS Russian, this should be fantastic.

Attacking the master who puts the classic in classic!

If your work is a sign of how you approach rapping.

then I'd be depressed too if I had such mediocre talent!

This is Beethoven's Hot Rap No1: Who's the better rhymer?

I think it's the high o-G battling A Minor!

A triplet of composers, Mozart, Bach and me!

So do me a favor and get off-sky Tchaikovsky!

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky:

I suppose deaf people don't know when to shut up.

Went through Three Periods but you seem to be having just one.

This maestro must love the bistro! Two kinds of Mass: songs and lard.

I could get a better opponent rapping the damn St. Bernard.

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky! At the top of his game!

Spitting bars that are even more complex than his name!

I helped inspire the Five, and here, I'm your lecturer!

The better orchestrator is the one known by Emperors!

Beethoven:

A fat joke? You must be pulling my strings.

If that's the best thing Mr. Maestro here can bring.

I know Cologne, you need it, plus you're not harmonious.

And judging by your work, you should've stayed a civil servant.

In the romantic period arranging gay pieces.

In the meantime, getting frisky with gay pieces!

Taught by Haydn, don't be hating, but here's the thing:

Inspired the Five: Yet they're outstanding compared to what you bring!

Pytor:

Late quartet? This'll be your last one!

You'll lose this like the struggle for custody of your son!

Go down the list of your repertoire.

Not even one sub-par piece can match my bar!

I got hotter sonatas, no more time do you have to go on for.

I've saved the audience from suffering from your encore.

Face it, when it comes to composition,

it was over from the beginning; can't beat me at this competition!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

DENNIS'--bow slices logo in half with violin noises--RAP BATTLESSSS!!