User blog:Rob Tick/ERBoF S2 - Freakazoid vs Syndrome

Sorry about the break, I was busy writing this battle. Honestly this may be my best yet. But I'll just let the battle speak for itself.

Beat is here

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

DEXTER DOUGLASS

VS

SYNDROME

BEGIN

Syndrome:

Hello nerd, Buddy Pines is in the room!

Better call me Cinderella, cause I'll sweep you like a broom!

You're an asscrack, so wack, so step back,

​It's my way or the highway, you nerdy schizophreniac!

I'll call on my robot regime to stomp you out,

You're more of an unoriginal ripoff than Mickey fucking Mouse!

Before I enslave you in my Nomanisan lair,

Fix that face, more importantly, fix that hair!

It appears I've won this battle, like my bout with Bob Parr,

I'll go on and mistreat you, like you do your slave Ingmar!

Dexter:

That's a lot of shit from a redhead mama's boy,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">This Douglass bout to take down this fragile little toy!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">Really? You spent a all your time on one project?

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">I mean, I like to work, but spend some time with Mr. Chubbikins!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">I have the power, time for me to fuck you up now,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">Showing you how to lose, man, freak out!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">(Changes into Freakazoid)

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">My rhymes are hotter than that island volcano,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">Your rhymes somehow simultaneously suck and blow!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">Faster than the Flash, I am the kingpin!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">You're Incredicrap, can't beat me, freak fucking in!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"> (Syndrome is shocked by Freakazoid and falls to the floor)

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">I have to die, why do I have to go to hell?

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:normal;">I have to finish rapping, I might need some...

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">(Syndrome dies, the music stops, leaving total silence)

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">Control Freak:

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(135,206,250);font-weight:normal;">I'll help!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(135,206,250);font-weight:normal;">I'm a villain who's exquisite,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(135,206,250);font-weight:normal;">Your show is completely catshit!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(135,206,250);font-weight:normal;">I'm the ultimate freak, a real anonymous troll!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(135,206,250);font-weight:normal;">Be ready to die!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">(Draws out gun but Freakazoid shoots at him as well, leading into silence as well)

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">OH NO.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">CAN ANYONE FINISH?

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">OH WAIT,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">IT'S, IT'S, IT'S

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">THE ANTI-MONITOR!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">The Anti-Monitor:

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(151,105,79);font-weight:normal;">Get ready to be monitored, time to start a crisis!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(151,105,79);font-weight:normal;">(Dayum!) With that look, you'll never have kids!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(151,105,79);font-weight:normal;">You need to cut out the bullshit, be more serious,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(151,105,79);font-weight:normal;">You took out my boys, now I'm about to get furious!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(151,105,79);font-weight:normal;">Man, I'm genuine, metallic I am!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">​You just got melted! Yeah, bam!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">Mrs. Incredible:

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,128);font-weight:normal;">Wait, bitches! I'll handle this!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,128);font-weight:normal;">You can't gain friends, more or less diss!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,128);font-weight:normal;">Go back home, ripoff Napoleon Dynamite!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,128);font-weight:normal;">When I start to fight, get ready for flight!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,128);font-weight:normal;">Label a jar of piss, call it iced tea,

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,128);font-weight:normal;">But your crappy 90's show's enough for me.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">WHO WON?

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">YOU DECIDE!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">EPIC (We are Number One Saxophone plays) RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;"> Who Won? Syndrome Dexter Douglass/Freakazoid Control Freak The Anti-Monitor Mrs. Incredible

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