User blog:Mortal5075/Special Details about me

Now everyone knows the tourney is on the way. However, now I will do something completely nonsensical and confusing. Due to the fact that I dont have a lot of stuff to diss about me that could be found out on stuff like my blogs and user page, I will now describe some stuff about me that cannot be found out through usual means of research that is not a team of spies sent to me by the KGB. However, I also feel like this blog will still have meaning and purpose even if I will loose in first round as I find it entertaining to share the embarrassing stories I have experienced throughout my life. Its mostly just one glorified point cause there is still some stuff that you can find about me on my user page and blogs n stuff.

I feel like my biggest weakness that opens an absolute floodgate of wordplay is my gayness. No, I do not identify myself as a homosexual, however, some things I do in life may lead to people believing otherwise.

You see, when I was in High School, due to having dreams of becoming an actor, I participated in all of the high school plays. The one in the final year was Hairspray. If you know Hairspray, you should have a consensus that the mother there is played by a male. That male was my best friend in high school. I was the father. So our drama teacher told us we had to kiss for the song between the mother and the father. We had to kiss in rehearsals to get used to it. Plus, we made two kisses during the scene, one light one and one heavy one. The worst part of all of this is this was my first kiss. Yeah.

Furthermore, I am a fucking virgin. I even had a girlfriend for like 4 months and even though we really liked each other (we still do, we're good friends), I was too much of a fucking virgin to kiss her. So yeah, the only kiss I ever had in my life was with a male. Repeatedly.

Isn't it fun to look back on your life and see how much of an idiot you are. Or you still are, in my case..