User blog:Element K/Bobdave vs Element K - The Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

FOOD BATTLE INCOMING! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament where today, I am battling Bobdave. It's a Potato against a Banana, something real interesting! As forr shout-out's, let us have a shout-out to the wonderful host WonderPikachu12 for the hosting of this year's tourney. Shout-out to Jella141 for the amazing cover of the battle. Shout-out also goes tot TKandMit for the fabulous title cards. Remember to vote for who you thought won in the comments below. Here's the beat









Battle
BOBDAVE:

Finally back in the battle biz, let's check my record

Tripped Trent, Teddy, Brendan, time to wreck a director

The Master of Lag's mad braggin' on his grades

But you ain't getting A's on the graphics you Kreate, mate

'Cause unlike, I'll be throwing crazy shade

When we clash like a page, you can (stepout) the way

I'm infesting guest lists: testament to my praise game

Don't pretend this ain’t ended, take the TBA away, K?

ELEMENT K:

Fence this Filipino verbal or Doce Pares, en garde!

Open salty small fry’s eyes to the might of this Rap God

Lyrical bonanza coming at’cha, screw the flattering facades

Swag audio? Nando’s! Loyg should step in for this wimpod!

I knock down trolls like I’ll knock down the walls of your hiding place

For a “Top Lad” you frequently yiff a spiral horned dick to the Analface

Start the timer of your journey’s end cause when I spit sick wits

I’ll change your title from “Third Tourney Champ” into “Round One: Brexit”

(slight pause as Bobdave transforms from a Potato into Human Form)

BOBDAVE:

I'm the undefeated leader and I thieved my [prntscr.com/bxf9eu easily]

Let you regenerate so I can beat on you repeatedly

Spit your speech, each line I hear your breathing getting weaker

Did somebody vote K? Huh, I didn't hear them either

(slight pause as Element K transforms from a Banana into Human Form)

ELEMENT K:

Classic mistake underestimating your opponent in a Nuzlocke

I’m roasting spuds with lilac fire even Meat Sock couldn’t block

Banging since twelve while Big Bang Smasher can’t even last long

This ends like Season 5A, the predictions were wrong…