User blog:Iamthelegion/L Lawliet vs N

A battle of geniuses with exagerated hair. JK. Yeah, I know this isn't a very creative matching but hey, I've done some worse ones. Some of the lines may be inaccurate or crap as my internet was down and I couldn't do much research, so I went off memory. Without further ado, L vs N:

L:
The world's greatest detevtive here to win

I'm L, N you're drenched in sin

A half-rate Pokemon trainer epic fail

I should leave you like Darmanitan, bail

This is a mere semblence of a battle, that I understand

A child prodigy against a green haired failure of a man

Though you may not get this, it has begun to appear

Though you are still standing, the end is Near

N:
The end is near? You arrogant numbskull

Despite Light, Death Note is dark and dull

You're biggest weakness is a small diary

Take you down, with Magikarp or Gyary

Never has a knave dare challenge N

My Special Attack is so high you can't defend

Rolling like a Master Ball, catching Legendaries

One question for you Lawliet, are you ready

Shot by Travolta, pfft what a failure

You couldn't even get Misa to nail ya

L:
You don't fool me N, you're a fraud

That's bigger foolishness than Light being God

Smartest man there is, never will I lose

You, green luggish lout, are a total fool

No such thing as victory against L

Yeah I got shot against L Ron, still gave him hell

Come on N, where is your backup hiding

Bring on Zoroark, I'm being inviting

I can call on Mello, if not you still die

Find a Death note, use your blood to write - UGH (pokeball to the face by N)

N:
It's about time you clammed up and gave me a go

Since every one of your disses totally blows

My Pkedex tells me you're a wannabe Dick Tracy

Better detective than Batman? Are you crazy

Who needs Pokemon to take out an OCD

You stupid insomniac, you should have never faced me

Smartest man there is? Haven't you heard of Hank Pym?

You're not as smart as me, let alone him

Compared to you I'm Giant Man, squich you underfoot

Rival N defeated failure L, UNDERSTOOD?

Outro:
Hank Pym: I'll inflate this issue. Which acronym makes it to round 2? And do I get a battle or not?

Who Won? L Lawliet N

Ant-Man in a battle? Yes No