User blog:Iamthelegion/Dhalsim vs Mr Fantastic

YAY I finally bothered to post this even though I had already coded it all out in the .txt file dear god I'm a lazy po kai. Thanks to Jella for title cards and Cyan for headers. Okay today we have Street Fighter's yoga lord Dhalsim against the leader/founder of the Fantastic Four, Reed "Mr. Fantastic" Richards. The connection is enlightened stretchy guys. Dhalsim is the stretchy yoga genius, so he's stretchy and enlightened and Mr Fantastic is the more traditional style of enlightened, a super-genius scientist. Let's see if this was much of a stretch to pull off. I totally should've done this like three days ago cuz one-year is coming soon.

Cast/Backgrounds:
thelegion as Dhalsim in "India"

Mat4yo? or thelegion as Mr Fantastic in the Baxter Building

As I generally do, italics means fast-rapping

Teh Battle and things:
Cooooomics!

VERSUS!

VIDEO GAMES!



Dhalsim:

You don't want to mess with the mystic yoga lord

Spit fire and every Thing I Hadou ken top yours

Started out with pacifism but I go fisticuffs when bidden

Eternities of knowledge hidden to crush the theses you've written

My son takes a better path than I, Datta boy

For I do evil to evil and leave spirits destroyed

My film was an inferno it was such hot merchandise

Both yours pure Yoga Catastrophes, mine's the prize

Mr Fantastic:

I'm up against Ghandhi? Time to expand your thinking

Couldn't tame your demons so your economy started sinking

Franklin would re-arrange your juvenile in infinite ways

Lucky you were new in two because that's the last that was played!

<p style="color:#009ACD">This is a collision of worlds! Ben's more electric than your Hulk!

<p style="color:#009ACD">Your non-yoga Catastrophes are what left MvC crashing to a halt!

<p style="color:#009ACD">You're the king of stereotypes, Hate-Monger's nothing next to your design!

<p style="color:#009ACD">Sorry, sceptical about your prowess, first instinct for a man WITH a mind

<p style="color:#856373">Dhalsim:

<p style="color:#856373">''Are you trying to bend the rules? I'm a top guy, been earning it!''

<p style="color:#856373">Whether its combat, rap or brains you want I'll rule this tournament!

<p style="color:#856373">I crushed a Psycho Crusher, without your team you're like Dan, damn!

<p style="color:#856373">To put our recognition simply, you got Doug Jones, we got Van Damme.

<p style="color:#009ACD">Mr Fantastic:

<p style="color:#009ACD">''So you think your verse was pretty Radd? Total bogus from Lama hocus pocus''

<p style="color:#009ACD">Built Baxter, stand back sir, comparing actors says nothing about who's dopest

<p style="color:#009ACD">Marvel vs Capcom 2 wasn't Ultimate for one reason: this clown! <p style="color:#009ACD">I manufactured a Utopia. Get back to your impoverished, underdeveloped town.

Outro:
Who won? Reed "Mr Fantastic" Richards Dhalsim

Hint for next battle (note that it isn't actually Zod in the battle cuz that'd be so obvious it's ew)