User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/Hurt/Heal Acheivements

It was bound to be a blog someday....Suggest acheivements

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John Lennon- Squashed like a Beatle

Bill O' Reily- Killing O' Reily

Adolf Hitler- Sieg Fucking Go to Hell

Darth Vader- More destroyed than Star Wars after the prequels

Abe Lincoln- Lincolned to Death

Chuck Norris- Chuck Norris Fact: He's Dead

Sarah Palin- Tea Party? More like RIP Party

Lady Gaga- Caught in a Bad Romance and a Open Casket

Kim Jong IL- Kim Jong Killed

Hulk Hogan- Suburban Comman-DEAD

Macho Man- Snapped like a Slim Jim

Justin Bieber- Erased from My World...YAY

Ludwig Van Beethoven- Moonlight So-dead-a

Albert Einstein- Theory of Dead-ativity

Stephen Hawking- Got  hole ripped in him bigger than the hole that his black hole theory was

Easter Bunny- Hopped to Heaven

Genghis Khan- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Napoleon Dynamite- Napoleon Die-namite

Napoleon Bonaparte- Bonaparte Got His Bones Torn Apart

Ben Franklin- Death Got to Him, Not Taxes

Billy Mays- Ringed Down With Oxi Clean

Vince Offer- Slap Chopped

Gandalf- HE DID NOT PASS

Dumbledore- Dead-bledore

William Shakespeare- Shaken Up

Dr. Seuss- Horton Couldn't Hear You Dying

Mr. T- Now he is the one being pitied

Mr. Rogers- No one missed him because all his friends were imaginary

Christopher Columbus- Discovered America, Discovered Death

Captain Kirk- The Voyage Heaven

NicePeter- His hair and life balded

EpicLloyd- Dead Raps For Hire

Master Chief- He is now on a campaign to Heaven

Leonidas- THIS...IS...DEATH!

Orville Wright- Flew to Heaven

Wilbur Wright- He died the Wright way

Mario- He lost all his extra lives

Luigi- He hunted ghosts, now he is one

Michael Jackson- He was a Bad Smooth Criminal, he is now a Ghost, what a Thriller

Elvis Presley- Elvis is leaving the building and the world

Marilyn Monroe- It wasn't barbitutes that killed her this time

Cleopatra- Wrapped back up in a carpet

Steve Jobs- iDie

Bill Gates- Windows RIP

HAL9000- Shot down even though he guided the rocket

Frank Sinatra- He lived until he died, literally

Freddie Mercury- Exinguished at his prime

Mitt Romney- Lost the election, lost his life

Barack Obama- ObamaCare couldn't save him

The Doctor- Out of regenerations

Doc Brown- DieLorean

Bruce Lee- Jeet Kun Dead

Clint Eastwood- You made his day

Batman- He smells of guano, pain and blood

Robin- Boy Wonder wonders how his ass got killed

Sherlock Homes- No Shit, Sherlock

Dr. Watson- Elementry, my dear Watson

Santa Claus- He is on a one horse open sleigh to Heaven

Elves- They ain't slaves but they're dead

Moses- Chisled

Adam- His life got wrecked, this time, physically

Eve- Adam gave up his rib, Eve gave up her life

Martin Luther King Jr- He had a dream that he actually did not die, it did not come true

Ghandi- Flattened like bread, nann no violence

Thomas Edison- At least he died directly...

Nikola Tesla- Tesla, Nikola, Pretty frikken dead

Lance Armstrong- One ball, one foundation, one good bike, zero life

Babe Ruth- Three strikes and he's OUT

Skrillex- Bangaranged to pieces

Mozart- You attacked, he decayed, couldn't sustain your releases

Rasputin- Neck left in a noose, in a trench and SHOT

Joseph Stalin- Layed in state, forever

Vladimir Lenin- He had no pride for Stalin, he had no life for himself

Mikhail Gorbechev- Yo, he's the ghost with the most glasnost

Vladimir Putin- Putin his grave