User blog:GIR 5 life/GIR'S Rap Battles of Infrequency: Ben Drowned vs Jason Voorhees

Hello everyone! And happy valentines/ singles day! Before you read this battle, I suggest that before you read my sup-par battle you read Noah's lovely valentines battle starring a suggestion by me and a pesky bee. Plus you should also read breZ's battle with Jason. Anyways, Today we've got the teenage mass murderer Jason Voorhees bringing the heat against the famous internet ghost from one of the only good creepypastas ( come at me brah ) Ben Drowned. Lets see which horror icon who drowned is the better scare monger. Let's jump right in!



Thanks
Today my thanks go out to many people. Thank you Skeep for the I tunes cover and the two title cards. Also, thank you Noah for two title cards also. In the end, I decided to use one of each.

Cast
Video Game Rap battles as Ben (body)

Justin Buckner as Ben (audio)

Ben's make up done by Pinkstylist

EpicLloyd as Jason Voorhees

Nice peter as Freddy Kruger, Jeff The Killer and Pamela Voorhees (cameos)

Markiplier as Slender man (Cameo)

Corrupted game footage in Bens background by Jadusible

The battle
GIRS RAP BATTLES OF INFREQUENCY! '''BEN DROWNED VS JASON VOORHEES! BEGIN!'''

Jason Voorhees
I live. And I'm about to show this fairy who's boss.

It's Jason Motherfucking Voorhees against an elf who needs floss!

So listen Scrub! Or I'll smash your Duku Nuts to confetti.

Your Master weapon is a flute? Let's see you handle my machete!

Want me to crack this Ring kids skull? Ha! Talk about an easy task.

Tik, Tok! Run back to Clock Town bitch! Or else you'll need Majoras Mask!

I'm a teenage mass murderer. Offing this kid won't be hard.

Run back to Jeff and Slender Man and stay the fuck off my yard!

BEN
You shouldn't have done that Jason. This isn't Kruger that you're facing.

This is your Final Days Dawn, 24 hours remaining!

My rhymes will crush you like the moon. Then make this zombie goalie burst to flames!

Pammy needs to catch up, warping circles around her! Kid, I'm a-head in this rap game!

Cause I'm Clever, Bot you? God damn, what an ingrate!

You're just the poor mans hobo version of Leatherface.

No debate! This big mistake should go and drown in his lake!

And reunite with his Mommy. Call you the cheap knock- off of Norman Bates!

Yes, we may Kill and Repeat but you're the one I Hate!

Stuck in GTA5? What a terrible fate.

Jason Voorhees
That's an awful lot of bull shit coming from the spoopy internet ghost!

You know THE TRUTH, why even try? Everyone knows you're just a stupid hoax!

This matchups a fucking joke! I'll leave your head terminally bleeding.

Crawl back to deviantart, punk! Then watch your fame start receding.

Just call me Jason X, bitch! My rapping's out of this world, man.

You're calling me a girl, Navi? Well look who's talking, genderbent Pan!

It's your Final Chapter! I'm causing Rapture! Bringing massive fractures to .wmvs!

I lyrically burned Kruger and Williams to Ash! I'll take the win like a New York city!

This is your Final Friday Benjamin. You best pray to find a life boat.

You're getting Drowned by my sick flow. Now let's all watch this statue try to float!

BEN
Putting this demonic, electronic entity verses a guy who can't talk?

Face it Jason! You're not that scary! You're just a stupid emo jock!

Beat a kid in his mid teens? (Pfft!) I've BEN there and done that!

But never have I dealt out blows to Mr. Slasher/Rebecca Black!

Your flow is worse than your video game. Leave you trampled, call this Black Friday!

Engage me in melee? It's your unlucky day. Cause your raps stink more than Sleepaway!

So now I'll end this rap brawl. I've kicked Jay's rear to Hell and back.

No movies since that awful reboot? HA! I'm glad that they did that....

YOU DECIDE!!
GIR'S RAP BATTLES OF.. The Termina moon crashes into the logo. (The Happy Mask Salesman's laugh is heard)

WHO WON? Ben Drowned Jason Voorhees

Before you go.....
Thanks for reading this far! I just want to take this opportunity to update you on my schedule. I am taking a bit of a break from the series. This is because I am collabing with someone else's series and I want to put my full attention towards it! But do not fear! I will be uploading my first news blog in about a week! It will give you hints on 4 upcoming battles! Needless to say, the hint I give today will not be related to the next battle. However, it will reveal the host/hosts of my next news blog. Also, I need your help. Down below there is a pole. Vote in it to decide the next battle! ( the losing battle of the poll will be the next one after the winner so if your option loses, don't worry. That battle will happen) Well, see you next time!

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