User blog:Four4/Dis Raps Four Hire No. 8- The Superhero Users

Dis Raps 8 is here, and I'm dissing these superhero users, like Batman's Wikia Account, Bane Whateverthefuck, and so on.

(Four is checking his mail, when he gets a box from eBay. He opens it and sees a pile of papers with superhero wikia users that spill out of the box. He gets mad and runs to the studio.)

Oh good God, what have we here?

Bats, Bane, and Robin, the DC musketeers,

Take on a persona, that should be just fine,

But it gets real tiring time after time,

Deadpool, you were great, got Chat Mod status,

And then these dudes come too, starting comic book madness,

What do you want, a trophy for creativity?

Or do you also want to be an admin instantly?

Fuck you dudes, you won't get more than a kick!

Pretending to be heroes is some damn nerdy shtick,

All you fools get worse and worse,

So the question is, which one do I fuck-up first?

Lemme start with Batman, the leader of the bunch,

Leaves the chat everytime someone throws a punch,

What the fuck, man? Or should I call you AG?

Same with Robin, face-to-face with me, the MC!

Two sock-puppets, permission my ass!

Just 'cos Tesla OK'd it doesn't mean you get my pass!

And Bane, you bitch, don't think I forgot you,

What have you done, lets take a review!

Threaten the authority, demanded higher power,

But behind the PC screen, you're a tight-ass coward,

So you three were the lucky ones to be in DR 8,

Now you'll be wishing you puppets were never even made!