User blog:Andrew0218/Kraken vs Loch Ness Monster. Monstrous Rap Battles

So ye, I decided to start another rap battle series, and I got the idea of monsters and shit fighting each other, so another crap series was born.

Intro
MONSTROUS RAP BATTLES!

LOCH NESS MONSTER!



VS!

KRAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!



BEGIN!

Loch Ness Monster (0:20):
It’s the Loch Ness Monster, bringing the verbal tsunami!

Lyrically chop ya, turn you into pieces of sashimi!

Get ready, Nessie is about to get messy, I don’t do it gently!

Watch me rip apart your tentacles, bitch, I’m fucking deadly!

Trying to Clash with me, there’s Norway that you’ll beat me.

You’re just a creature that no one has ever seen in the sea!

You’re a folk-told crook joke; I’m the honored water rocker.

And I’ll send this Douche of the Caribbean right down to Davy’s locker!

Kraken (0:42):
Kraken’s now awaken, in this battle I’ll be crackin’

This puny, gloomy, loony, phooey tourist attraction.

I’m lying in the ocean, killing foolish passing pirate crews.

While you’re in that lake, playing stupid games of peek-a-boo.

This ain’t Scooby-Doo, fool, this is true horror, sucker!

Watch me ruthlessly kill one or two explorers like supper!

I’ma crush your butt to mush, and I’ll film this whole battle.

And then they’ll put your whipped ass on the History Channel.

Loch Ness Monster (1:03):
So this gooey, hooey squid is the one who’s talking about filming?

I’m the one that got cameras’ attention when I’m chilling and swimming!

No one wants to see you, so just be Zy-gone, Squidward.

You’re nothing but just one of the sellouts for Blizzard !

I’m the most infamous monster in the Scottish Highlands

While you’re only known for being in Clash of the Titans!

I’ve just messed you up; you can try to protect your underbelly.

But you still can’t defend against The Two Ballads of Nessie!

Kraken (1:24):
Seriously? You came up with that crap to fight against me?

I’ll have you know that I’m the best Scandinavian emcee!

You’re a hoax made of plastic and wood, just face the reality.

You’re fake while I’m featured in CoD, WoW, and Final Fantasy !

A wannabe dinosaur that can only photobomb pictures!

I’m the undersea OG who can give people shivers!

This cephalopod has just served this Moby-dick to its defeat.

Learn this: None can beat the Kraken once he is released!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MONSTROUS RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Loch Ness Monster Kraken