Romeo Montague

"En garde, thou artless beetle-headed flax wench!"

- Romeo Montague

Romeo Montague rapped alongside Juliet Capulet against Bonnie & Clyde in Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper
Romeo Montague was created by William Shakespeare in his play, Romeo & Juliet. Originally he pines after a girl named Rosaline however he falls in love with Juliet Capulet at a party. He kills Juliet's cousin, Tybalt, after Tybalt kills Romeo's best friend Mercutio. For this Romeo is banished from Verona. He returns when he hears that Juliet is dead, although she is faking. He then kills Paris, another one of Juliet's suitors and drinks poison over her "dead" body.

The lovers' deaths teaches both their families a harsh lesson which causes the end of their feud.

Verse 1
My love, your face is beauty to behold.

I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos!

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En garde, thou artless beetle-headed flax wench!

The only insult that you have thrust upon me is thine stench!

Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench!

The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense!

Verse 2
Do you quarrel, sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword?

Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?

Verse 3
Then I shall kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie,

So you louts can lick my ass! Thus with a diss, I die…

Trivia

 * He is the 6th character to die in a battle, after Billy Mays, Steve Jobs, The Doctor, Boba Fett, and Adolf Hitler.
 * He is the first character, however, to kill himself, next to Juliet In the same battle.