Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-7352837-20130322061102

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Ash Ketchum (Ian from smosh)

VS

Carles Darwin (Nicepeter)

Ketchum:

Come on pikachu let's kick his a**

So hardcore arceus plays bass

You're the mind behind evoulution!

But now pokemon's making a revoulution

Proffesor Oak is like you!

But only now his hair line is reatreating!

You're probably a deaf old man but

you won't hear this and I'm gonna say

but I can make you stay at bay!

Darwin:

I'm a master as you said.

You're certaintly not a master in bed!

I'm the one who created the scientific

method of evoulution.

Normal people evolved from monkeys

but you evolved from Tajiris mind.

He got the idea from his behind.

Even if you did make bucks

I give zero f***s!

Ketchum:

You know Darwin I don't care

There's nothing I can't bear!

I'll stick my Charamander in your Jigglypuff

I think Jenny should give you the cuffs!

Throw you in jail

and no-one to bail

Come on take your pick

Squrtle, Bulbasaur, or suck my d***

Darwin:

Little boy you think you can defeat me?

Gary can kick your a**

So why not suck MY Combee?

When I come a stomp'in

I squish you and pikachu!

You should be 28

but wait

Even still no-one has had

sex with you

Misty, May, Dawn, and Iris has

been with better

Why don't you shut up and

go back to being a bed wetter!

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC-

PIKACHU!

-RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

Was this a good battle?

It's my first one