User blog:Tesla Man/Rap Battles Episode 2: Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

Here is installment 2 of Rap Battles! It's not my best, but time was cut short last week to write one and i did this on short notice, but either way, here it is!

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(Start Reading Ivan's part at 0:20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNVJXOkta4Q )

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

ALEXANDER THE GREAT!

VERSUS!

IVAN THE TERRIBLE!

BEGIN!

Ivan:

For I'm the bane of the world, and your existance

You're 20 years old, so war's not your business.

Keep your nose out of things that you can't comprehend

And go drink some wine and than butcher a friend.

I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not a god

So set down your sword and come home from abroad.

Aristotle didn't teach you how to rap, so stop trying

your empire's gone, but mine has stayed undying.

Alexander:

I'm the wrath of the gods, so prepare for your trial

I controlled the known world that was East of the Nile.

I'll stab you and cut you, than rip you in half

so i can pull you down to Hades on my empire's behalf.

I spit on your kingdom and stop on your crown

than send 10,000 to burn down your town.

I'll conquer your kingdom with the might of my legacy

your defeat is not certain, for it is your destiny.

Ivan:

No help from the gods could prepare you for this

so grabs your ego by the neck and try to gather your wits.

Alexander:

You treated yourself with mercury, how stupid could you be?

You even beat your son to death you crazy--- Ruski.

Ivan:

You were hated by your men all because of your ego

but i think you were proven mortal when you died by mosquitoes.

Alexander:

You can't conceal the raw power of Alexander

I conquered the world so now i am your commander.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

post in the comments who you think should rap next, and i'll choose one to make into episode three! Until then, I salute you goodbye.