User blog:TKandMit/Jack Skellington vs The Grinch. ERB of Mitstory S3

So, although I'm late to the party of making a Christmas special, I finally finished my entry for the holiday. Jack Skellington, The Pumpkin King from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, battles the prolific "Scrooge" of the holiday, The Grinch from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Massive thanks go to Andrew who helped yet again on the titlecards.

Cast
Nice Peter as The Grinch

The Spine as Jack Skellington

Intro
Eeeeepic rap battles of Giftstory!   Versus...

Begin!

Battle
Hold still, bonehead, you can’t win so who will?

The Grinch of course, the villain of Whoville!

Why am I even battling the outsider of Christmastime?

You’re a coward with a thick skull and no spine!

What’s the holidays without me? I’m crushing the Pumpkin King!

Go back to your graveyard and sing like a bitch on Halloween!

So go ahead, cross me, face the insults I present!

Pissing off the army is the extent of your intent!

Every segment: discontent with your torment,

The presents are re-sent, this is Jack’s Lament!

What’s This? A green little monster that I’ve never seen the likes before?

Come, explore; Grinch is abhorred, not adored, here’s what’s in store:

You’ll be haunted by me, your Nightmare Before Christmas,

Grinch isn’t missed, you’re a terminal sickness,

I made it snow for people of my town,

Your people are scared of such a clown!

You hated every thing you saw, reformed by a Who,

Not to mention that live-action movies just blew,

And your brain, by three sizes, has finally shrunk!

The three words that best describe you, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!

Poor Jack, not alert of how he’s a disturbance,

Hear this, you’re the worst thing from Tim Burton’s!

You’re not intimidating, pally, go down your creepy alleys,

You had to have your girlfriend created, ahem, Sally!

And all your plans, foiled by the bogeyman!

You make me laugh! You’re just not spooky, man!

You and your monsters are as scary as Scooby,

This is the end of you, Jack, not like your cop-out movie!

^sigh* You’re a sad one, Mister Grinch,

And you are a, little bitch.

I seek joy and happiness, you are just a petty thief,

Santa and I have reached bliss, you’re hung up by the reef,

Deep in depression and alone, you became evil and mean,

Break into every home, rejected ‘cause you’re green,

So hear this saddening tone, as you steal gifts from a tree,

Your acts was not owned, not blessed by Jim Carrey!

You terrorize the innocent, insult the melancholy,

Grinch, is it because you’ll never be glad and jolly?

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!!

'Epic! *gift wrap tearing* Rap battles of Giftstory!'

Who won? The Grinch Jack Skellington