User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

Gandalf
You do not have to! I rap like a shadow fax fast!

I was Tom Riddle, on this day, bitch: you will get your little stick or hit me how employees?

I left the microphone at Gandalf's arson fire.

Touch me and Dumbledore and scorch the other hand it!

You want to cheat, I have engaged. You are not a true warrior!

Deaths they die, my bright colors brighter!

How Gringotts, everyone in the ass deposit.

We all know that it is in our wardrobe than Bogart!

Dumbledore
Lost prophecy to mention that day.

If I knock back Grey Gandalf's ass!

Check their status, they told me the most important thing. You do not need to do anything!

Great staff, what do you make up?

I like the spirit of the company, I am very proud!

Please try to fight, your two dwarfs fat you win!

Do you think I'm going to do a toe injury haired friend?

Reduced form to wait until they get Dumbledore's Army impression!

Gandalf
Do you have some tips for my cheap magician.

I do not give Fox on the order of the Phoenix!

I'll be your beard and wrinkled ball a new node!

I am a package to enslave all!

Dumbledore
Interestingly, the spell is not a joke.

Moriah's mine? Ha! When the heart Mencia more!

In your face, expecto yo patronum me, I was a little snitch you!

I like Quidditch, when you're finished, ima fly!