User blog:Hyper Anon/Epic Rap Battles Of History! Sans vs The Judge

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



Sans the Skeleton

VS



Begin!

Sans:

I may have stolen your shit but what the hell's the issue

I'm everywhere on fanart, you are the jerky tissue

I'm spitting rhymes faster than my paintings

Hide in the dump that they hide your litter'in.

I'm a short little dude but you are more little and

Gonna be flattened like paper for my next fanmade comic book. Call me Comic Sans

You don't belong in a zone, you belong in a puppet show.

Because, c'mon dude you are a freaking deformed Muffet Bro.

Your verse is probably gonna be weaker than a Froggit.

I would end my verse, but you know what fuck it.

The Judge:

You stole all my shit, time for the Judge to punish ya.

When I go digging underground I''l remember to fish ya.

Last night I french kissed your lover, I understand that Tobuscus inspired his game off of Mother.

But that doens't mean he should have given the characters squinty eyes and small dicks. Like you and your brother.

You ain't got balls, while mine are covered in hair.

You go all pissy over the death of your brother. Heh, Been here.

I would make a fat joke, but zones are no laughing matter.

Try to give me bad time, your time will be badder.

You got beat by a kid, while I fought the batter.

You can't get fatter, fuck your fanbase I'm so much radder.

I'm more popular at making jokes and on google docs.

You should use your saved energy to pick up your sock.

I think Papyrus would be even fairer match.

The jokes you bring right now are going through a rough patch.

I'm a beast, your obese, suck my 8 nips.

Export yourself away, I heard your fanbase had ships.

Sans:

Whoa there Keanu, relax in your little cage.

I'm shipped with hot babes, you will never get laid.

You need to drag your ass to a orthodontist.

I may be lazy, but atleast I don't roll around in my own piss.

You are to slow! You need to ketch-up.

In a Nutshell, suck deez Nuts!

Want my fame and to be in my game? Here you can be a Tem

Or you can wait for it to be popular again. But I'm not sure when.

I'm a monster at rapping, my rhymes are raw.

Get dunked on! Your head is like a ball.

Judge:

I didn't hear you, I was zone-d out.

I'm adding on raps to my raps, while your raps make me frown.

You failed like your creator's career at painting.

You must live under a crust. Just sayin.

Rap against Fazbear, but you are going lose anyway.

My game is the best RPG, My rhymes are explosive like an RPG.

And yet you think your Gaster Bastards are gonna harm me.

Who Won?

Who's next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles Of History!