User blog:Tkid115/Brunswikian Tourney - Iron Man (Phil) vs Green Lantern (Tkid)

Hello, audience!

Welcome to the first round of the third annual Brunswikian Tourney! Today we have tech genius Iron-Man, played by JPhil2.0, versus galactic guardian Green-Lantern Hal Jordan.

Vote in the comments who you think prevailed!

The Battle:
Green Lantern:

This hunk of nothing but defense really doesn't make sense.

We know I'm gonna win, so not really a Tale of Suspense.

I've got the power of the corps! (Jordan!) Galactic troopers!

So shut yourself off, you wannabe rip-off Lex Luthor.

Call this the rap Registration; ANOTHER one of your screw-ups!

You must be more drunk than HE is if you think this dude's tough!

Construct an image of me winning and I think it will be true.

Better hope for your outcome! You best be wearing blue!

Iron-Man:

It's Tony Stark, coming at you live from Stark Tower.

I've got enough superhero cred to make this Green bitch cower!

You might know me as the billionaire who foiled Loki's plan:

Saving the Earth, keeping the peace, that's right, I'm Iron Man!

Incredible, infallible, invincible, it's obvious in the rhymes I spit.

I don't like this douchebag, yet there's still a ring on it!

When I'm not protecting humanity or innovating for this world; for you,

I'm wrecking the fools who step to me, much like your movie wrecked the DCCU!

Green Lantern:

I'm on the clock; defending all the citizens in different sectors,

picking up on Carol, too. You're just saltier than Pepper!

Stark's flow is like starch. Really rough all around.

They'll lossen up when a giant green HAMMER comes down!



BOOM!

You're not ''invincible! ''This is your snap back to reality!

The OG; a REAL Guardian of the Galaxy!

I can construct my own team; don't need no League to prove it.

I'll lyrically KILL you, Tony, and I've got the WILL to do it!

Iron-Man:

A magic ring that gives you power? Like, that's never been seen before.

You're a bore, losing this battle like Thanos lost the Infinity War!

You're Frodo on dope, I'm a better-looking Bill Gates.

I've got a $9.3 billion net worth, while you punch your way through space!

My power doesn't come from the suit, my mind is superior to sinister intrigue.

You're no more help than Aquaman, why are you even in the Justice League?

A Warm light for all mankind to share, I outshine your lantern corps!

Your franchise is an eyesore, while I leave my fans begging for more!

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<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);margin-bottom:0px!important;">WHO WON?!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);margin-bottom:0px!important;">Post in the comments for a winner!