User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode 2: George Washington vs William Wallace

George Washington:
There's a Willy between you and me, difference!

I fought 'till I was actually a quarter, Willy!

I got my face on free.

You got tortured and quartered.

Drawn on the orders of a king, really?

How'd you get beat by a dude named Big G?

You cut and he hot dogged off your bean franks!

I'm money like a national bank.

Ain't nobody more street than Longshanks!

Stone teeth with a grill of sheep faces!

A DC movie is your legacy!

I got a state and a day and a Mel Gibson.

(Stroke) roll up in a throat,

(Stroke) you're sleeping, cut your boat,

(Stroke) I watch the coat flow, now who's got that red blood?

William Wallace:Edit
Look at ya in your little blousy dick,

Looking like a stiffer white outfit than your monument!

I'll knock you the fuck out, Scot, you died owning pricks, I died setting men free (Mate free!)

That's the foot way, this powdered slave couldn't beat me in a Highland race!

I was chopped, eviscerated, I had my head emasculated off and they put it on a rhyme!

And I still find time to bust a Yankee Doodle pike,

And rip your Gaelic moola on the mic!

I'll knock your face off your arse, Alba gu bràth (Gu bràth!) Hoo-rah! (Hoo-rah!)

Founding children but no father,

Crossed the Washington but your soldiers can't shite!

That's Delaware, such a swimming tactician.

The fucking Wallace didn't even want him.

I'm British Army! And I'm flawless!

Stay hid in your hell or suffer great losses!

I pop my hilt, strap my sword in my kilt, step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill!

Send all you politicians straight down to the office!

The only Denzel I trust is Washington!

George Washington:Edit
Is that a cherry tree you got for me?!

I chop down an emcee like the best!

See, flag! That's what the meaning of my power is!

Your nation's famous for shoe buckles and draws!

I'm fabulous from my head to my golf!

Step to me, you catch a  pimp to the moose knuckle!

'Cause I know you don't wear no haggis,

I'm dressed like a knee, best moves at the ball.

McWall, McHadrian, McScott you all!

Cock block more Glavin than Gliven's School!

William Wallace:Edit
I don't give a cloth 'bout your fancy shite!

You whipped all of those out of slave black weed.

Grew folks, then you made hemp rope

But if you think you'll beat me, you must be having a caddy!

(No joke) Don't tee off with me, smoke,

If you held my balls, you couldn't be my laddy !

My style's is old and shabby, yours is ice-cold.

You're the daddy of your country, but I'm your father!