User blog comment:HappySmileyGuy/HSG Day/@comment-4490782-20160524154927

I will give you some digital birthday beats in the form of roasts. Idk how old you are, so here's sixteen

HSG?

Ha! Super gay! - Heavy, sexual grinding - Hark! Small gonads! - Hoes seldom grope - His sack: gone - Has a stinky gob - Hard to successfully glimpse - Halfwitted, simple-minded git - He sniffs gash - Hellborn spawn of the Gloom - Holds Satan's genes - Helped SS to gas - Hentai streamed gaily - Has sex with guys -    Hates to shag girls -  Hits senile grandmother

And one for luck

Hardly someone good-looking

<3

Have some gifts!