User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Ginyu Force vs Power Rangers

Tokusentai! Tokusentai! Tokusentai!

Today we have evidence that Damon will eventually get everything right if I steal his idea for a hint and use it for that character, and that he makes more logical conclusions than I do. Today, we have the Ginyu Force, the only independent band of mercenaries within the Galactic Freeza Armada, up against the new Power Rangers, the slightly less racist version of the band of heroes from Angel Grove High School, to see which colour-coordinated Sentai is better at being ridiculous. This battle is coasting off the sad confirmation that Taginyu was in fact less strong than Majin Buu which we all suspected but had hoped otherwise.

Thanks to Skeep for making both the title cards. I had only made an individual Captain Ginyu card not one for the squad lol rip.

This works from the hint because Guldo stops time and the Power Rangers, like Max, are moody teenagers.

I was really lazy with the coding on this one, sorry. All the colours and none of the time led to me just coding the colours in Google Docs and copying them over. Happy Labour Day to Queensland and Malaysia.

Disclaimer: specifically the 2017 movie Power Rangers, though it has references to other stuff, because they only have one movie to research and that's a lot easier than like three hundred episodes

The Battle:
Ginyu Force ( Guldo , Recoome , Burter , Jeice  and Ginyu ):  Walter White’s kids are about to die to a psychic  Step aside! Fear Recoome Punch and my high kicks! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Fastest in the Universe! Your blue’s slow in the head! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Straight outta Space Australia with flow slick as Space XXXX! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You can taste my Milky Cannon, you’ve been noticed by senpai <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Feel the power of the Ginyu Force! Toku Sentai! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,153,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Top of Freeza’s armada! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Back in GT <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">and Super! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">The pinnacle of pressure <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">upon the gay Pride Troopers! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Power Rangers ( <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Red <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">, <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Black <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">, <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blue <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">, <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pink <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">and <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yellow <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">): <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Extra-terrestrial strangers have put our world in danger <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’ll Repulse ya like Rita! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Go go Power Rangers! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff00ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You came back? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You were disregarded in a quick scene <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’re really back! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Busting out of house arrest and onto the big screen! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Our power-ups more broken than the psyches you’re distorting <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff00ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’ve got the Zeo Crystal! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now we’re Mighty Morphing! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Guldo lost to a neck chop then you were all out of sorts <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So Janken on which of you’ll be first chow for the ‘Zords! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#9900ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ginyu:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#9900ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Let’s change it up! I’m top in this situation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#9900ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Because I am milk - you’re franchise exploitation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#9900ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">For all your body CHANGES you preserved authority

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#9900ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The white male still commands the women and minorities! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Jason: <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re looking pretty horny, but I’m about to grab the bull

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cashing in the Power Coin to return your jabs in full

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re so deficient as a leader and a rapper

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">When you don’t die they replace you with Nappa!

Outro:
Who won? The Ginyu Force (Tokusentai!) The Power Rangers (Super Sentai)

HINT! (finally not the Max thing I can only extend BS so far)