User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF: Neil Armstrong vs Galileo Galilei

Here's a battle that I'm writing with a friend of mine. It features famous astronomer Galileo Galilei against first man on the moon Neil Armstrong to see who's the better spaceman. Here goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Neil Armstrong

EpicLLOYD as Galileo Galilei

Dante Cimadamore and Jon Na as spacemen (cameos)

Neil:
This is one small step for rap, one giant leap for rapkind

And one even bigger kick up your Italian behind

Armstrong's arms are strong, you're a weak little nerd

While you're drawing constellations, I'm on top of the world

I've seen more attractive things than you when someone barfs in zero gravity

Your contribution to science? You found out the moon had cavities

You're just a bald old man who's insane and obese

But don't worry, Galileo, we come in peace

Galileo:
I'm sorry, I thought NASA stopped sending chimps into space

This egotistical bitch is getting put back in his place

The moon landing was fake, like your excuses for rhymes

Like the Catholic Church, you're way behind the times

You were famous in the 60s, now you're forgotten and deceased

I got charged for herecy because my raps are the beast

Step off, Armstrong, you won't be getting anywhere close to heaven

You suck so bad, Imma say that you're Apalling 11

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem: This mathematician thinks he's winning

I'll leave you on an axis 'till your head starts spinning

I'm a legend to mankind, you're lonely and demented

This battle revolves around me, you can call it Neil-iocentric

It's OK, Galilei, it's not hard to be worse than me

However, you did flunk the one time you went to a University

Galileo:
Dante just called, and he told me to tell

You to abandon all hope, because you're in rapper's Hell

I'll drop you and your crew offa the Leaning Tower

Moonwalk your ass home; on Earth you have no power

With 3, 2, and 1, I'll blast you off so you're gone

So go back to Buzz and ride off to infinity and beyond

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'VE ALREADY DECIDED!

EPIRAPBATTLESOFBTTFWITHALITTLEHELPFROMSOMEONEELSE!

Poll
Who won? Neil Armstrong Galileo Galilei