User blog:DexterMaximus/Dex Raps For Hire 2: Christian

Man, people called Christian are really disliked, aren't they? Anyway, this time I'm dis rapping Christian from TWF Wiki, that's being a twat to Chespin.

DEX RAPS FOR HIRE!

This Time It's....

Christiaaaaan!

LET'S GO!

I'm about to put this Christian, up on the cross

Because what you say, well, we don't give a toss!

You're swearing and blinding at Chespin, giving him shit

Well, you've been targeted by Dex Raps Assassins, direct hit!

Question me! On why you are being such a dick, Chris?

Or why you can't just stop, think, and recieve this dis!

Fatality! Vini Vidi Victory for me, 3 2 1...D. Kaboom!

You're sicker than Vick, let me put you in your tomb

And even though I'm just a Visitor to the TWF Wiki

I'll make you say Ouch! Your death won't be tricky

You might not even see this, but I'll be watching you

Giving you the Evil Eye, unlucky, O'Leary, that's true

I take some advice from Animeme, because I'm pissed

You bang a hometown huck so hard, you get Captain Carpal in your wrist

It's the big time now, Round 6, and I'm knocking you down

Ding ding, round up, and you're looking like Milly the Clown

Bitch