User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Android 18 vs Genos - Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles

Yo! Legion may or may not exist sometimes maybe for things other than caustic commentary! Probably not but hey here I am!

Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles getting another installment bc I realized I had only two lines left to do and waiting on that was like super super ridiculous so I just wrote them!

This is actually really hype for me, because I've gotten a voice actress who runs a character channel of Android 18 down to voice 18, so this battle should hopefully sound pretty damn good.

IDK if you guys really care about my battles at all though, rip.

Yeah. Demon Cyborg, Genos, against the destroyer of the future, Android 18, to see which blonde cyborg can do more good from the face of evil. It was fun. I like One Punch Man a lot and I'm happy with what this battle ended up as. I hope you guys enjoy it as well.

The Battle:




Genos:

Sensei, step back, I have been upgraded for rap

Kuseno installed an eight-track and I've got Incinerate on comebacks

I've heard them say you're pretty fast - didn't do much with Cell

But you'll be bogged down in my rhymes and my adhesive gel

High specs and Master’s training each and every day

You're about to go to a tournament - get some upgrades

After your history on rampage you're like that crazed cyborg

Except for the drama, the skill, and the hype lore

With your overblown incompetence your feats all seem phony

What's a jinzo ningen to the S-Class oni?

Bofoi my enemy, Sonic my target, you're a stepping stone

To propel me into power, like G4; or you did for that clone

18:

I put the blonde in bombshell, this brat'll be beat up

I'll break a lot more than your arm - ask Vegeta

I'm still intact, my own vocal cords to spit fire raps

But you're cracked - any humanity shattered in one attack

Unless you want to visit the next dimension, pay attention

Your destruct is nothing to mine - what, think you're Tenshin?

Your master wrecks tension hard as you mess with suspension

But hey, I'm in disbelief - that you have any fan connection

Burning for big, wet and floppy? There's something you're Sea King

But your master wants the loli! Be a good boy, no peeking...

Krillin, be a dear, give Mega Boy a Senzu Bean

This kid needs an adult - luckily, I'm 18.

Genos:

That was boring - keep it to eight bars or less

It’s Genos the menace ‘bout to leave bottle blonde a mess

I fight for Sensei and Kuseno under the Hero Association

So I’ll obliterate this Tiger class threat to the nation!

Android 18:

In coming up short you could advise my lover

You take on insects about as well as my brother!

About to turn your steel exterior stone cold.

Need no Android Barrier when your Machine Gun Blows.

Outro:
Who won? "Demon Cyborg" Genos "Android 18" Lazuli

What would you like to see more of? Pokemon Anime Classical Literature Comics