User blog:TheRobinWilliams/Team Fortress 2 vs. Call of Duty

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TEAM FORTRESS 2!

VS!

CALL OF DUTY!

BEGIN!

[Beat for this battle.]

Scout:

BONK! Now there goes a ValVe in your head,

Prepare to get a tumor like we're teleporting Bread!

Soldier:

Now these are the facts as I understand it,

You're to beat us with a team of 12 year old dipshits!

Pyro:

We'll Ignite you, and watch you burn,

because you'll have a Panic Attack, and I'll have no concern.

Alex Mason:

I'd given up hope of ever gettin' out,

Holy Mackerel, Scout! You need to calm the fuck down!

Lennox:

I don't know how how the Zombie Infection Began,

But, I do the Mann plan for gettin' the most land!

John "Soap" MacTavish:

Plan is pretty simple: Get stronger than before,

You can't call in your Medic to finish this war.

Demoman:

Oi, I'll just wait for you guys to get closer,

So I can blow your head off with my Stickybomb Laucher!

Heavy:

Heavy has a funny feeling that your taking advantage,

Just wait until I get a hold of my Sandvich!

Engineer:

Y'all are gonna want Richtofen when I build my sentry,

I've teleported and I know this ain't gonna end pretty.

Frank Woods:

You can't kill me, with your Mini Sentry,

Because trust me, I detonate all sucker emcees.

Viktor Reznov:

This shall end like Redemption, because you did what I could not,

be stupid mother fuckers doing the fucking conga!

Oz:

This is when my janitor skills come in handy,

to sweep your blood up and stop it from spilling!

Sniper:

Their Raps are too sick, I wish I had a Chargin' Targe,

MEDIC! I need you too use your UberCharge!

Medic:

I see that we have another German Doctor,

Prepare to meet your maker when I drop the Conscientious Objector!

Spy:

I represent France like I'm an Ambassador,

Just wait until I use my Cloak & Dagger.

John Price:

You're gonna fail this mission like when Viktor kills himself.

If not, then we'll have to prove ourselves.

Edward Richtofen:

Battling Zombies is more important than your Mann vs. Machine,

You're gonna want some Medical Help, but don't get a real vaccine.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!