User blog:Beerman8299/Freddy Krueger vs. Leatherface

At the request of one voter, here is a rap battle between Freddy Krueger vs. Leatherface. Polls for who you think won and who you want to see battle next at the end.

FREDDY KRUEGER VS. LEATHERFACE

Leatherface -

Come out of your slumber and fight, do you think you're ready? This is Child's Play, I'm about to beat Five Nights at Freddy's. Try to run and hide, but know that I'll find you. I'll mysteriously catch up and then verbally blind you. You couldn't beat me, you're as weak as a Cheerio I'll cut you up, sew your face, and eat you like serial. I can find people even if they've ducked in a car. I'll be looking for them harder than the way you drop bars. You got that right hand claw, I got myself a chainsaw. There is no turning back when you hear The Birds caw.

Freddy Krueger -

You can't hide in the shadows like me under this wonderful elm tree It's about time that there be a Nightmare on Elm Street It will be a blood bath of a battle, I'd like to see my victim's facial expression But this fight should already be over, you were captured, now your dead, closed session. When you fall asleep, I will kill you in your dreams It will be so quick and painless, nobody will hear you Scream. You have about as much luck of getting away from me as Tina Gray But when I put forth my nightmarish hell you will want to be dead anyway.

Leatherface -

I couldn't care less about your Sesame Street crap And how you kill your victims is almost worse than that movie bout Drac.

Freddy Krueger -

I'm Craven for a victory, so why don't you just come clean? There's no hiding it anymore, everyone knows your name is Ed Gein.

Leatherface -

That lunatic is dead, but my character is still alive Now prepare to be burned by Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 5.

Freddy Krueger -

It seems you find it hard to sew together a good flick. Maybe you could get some inspiration from The Exorcist. I hate your movies and your lines, guess you didn't Let the Right One In. But if you really really liked em then you shoulda put a Ring on it.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Freddy Krueger Leatherface Which battle do you want to see lyrics for next? Marco Polo vs. Ferdinand Magellan Galileo vs. Nicolaus Copernicus Indiana Jones vs. Crocodile Dundee Bill Murray vs. Robin Williams John D. Rockefeller vs. Andrew Carnegie Roger Bacon vs. Aristotle