User:Awesomesix

 Into= "Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain; an asshole. That role, think I succeeded fulfilling."

- Eminem, "Asshole"

"Stuck my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking a-round."

- Eminem, "Cold Wind Blows"









Read plz

Hello, my name is Conner, but you can also call me A6, Awesome, Asix, Six, Awesomesicks, Cjoeb, A^, or 6. Just don't call me Connor, please. Just don't.

Here's some stuff about me:


 * I've memorized every rap battle besides the ones after Blackbeard vs Capone (Ali vs Jordan tho)Wub.gif


 * I'm 13, but most likely don't act or seem like it (either younger or older).


 * I also like Yourfavoritemartian (R.I.P. YFM Jan 2011-Sept/Nov 2012), Hoodie Allen, Skrillex (mehhish), Ellie Goulding, Dj Earworm, Eminem, AWOLNATION, and Gorillaz.


 * My favorite shows and animes are Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo, One Piece, and Gravity Falls.


 * My favorite games to play are Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, Minecraft, and Team Fortress 2.
 * My favorite movies are Toy Story 3, Despicable Me, and Frozen.
 * My favorite internet peoples are Jontron, Nostalgia Critic, Todd in the Shadows, Film Brain, and MikeJ.

Who Won?=


 * 1) John Lennon  Pete_as_Lennon.png
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abraham lincoln
 * 4) No one
 * 5) No one
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte
 * 10) Ben Franklin
 * 11) Tie
 * 12) William Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr. Rogers
 * 14) Christopher Columbus
 * 15) Tie
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Tie
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) HAL 9000
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe again
 * 24) Dr. Who
 * 25) Clint Eastwood
 * 26) Sherlock & Watson Lloyd_Ahlquist_as_Clint_Eastwood.png
 * 27) Moses
 * 28) No one
 * 29) Gandhi
 * 30) Nikola Tesla
 * 31) Babe Ruth
 * 32) Mozart
 * 33) Mikhail Gorbachev
 * 34) Darth Vader & Boba Fett
 * 35) Tie
 * 36) Tie
 * 37) Bob Ross
 * 38) Michael Jordan
 * 39) The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Battle Ratings=

Scale

5-5.9 = meh

6-6.9 = okay

7-7.9 = good

8-8.9 = great

9-9.9 = glorious
 * 1) Genghis Khan vs Easter bunny 5.3/10
 * 2) Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il 5.7/10
 * 3) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga 6/10
 * 4) Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus 6.1/10
 * 5) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking 6.3/10
 * 6) Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite 6.3/10
 * 7) Nicepeter vs EpicLLOYD 6.4/10
 * 8) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris 6.4/10
 * 9) Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare 6.4/10
 * 10) Moses vs Santa Claus 6.6/10
 * 11) Justin Bieber vs Ludwig Van Beehtoven 6.7/10 Dr._Seuss_vs._William_Shakespeare.jpg
 * 12) Adam vs. Eve 6.7/10
 * 13) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros 6.8/10
 * 14) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly 6.8/10
 * 15) Miley Cyrus vs Joan Of Arc 6.8/10
 * 16) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney 7/10
 * 17) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes 7/10
 * 18) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates 7.1/10
 * 19) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin 7.1/10
 * 20) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong 7.2/10
 * 21) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2 7.3/10
 * 22) Rasputin vs Stalin 7.3/10
 * 23) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. 7.4/10
 * 24) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who 7.4/10
 * 25) Blackbeard vs Al Capone 7.5/10
 * 26) Gandalf vs Dumbledore 7.5/10
 * 27) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood 7.5/10
 * 28) Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe 7.6/10Cleopatra_vs._Marilyn_Monroe.jpg
 * 29) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali 7.7/10
 * 30) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso 8.1/10
 * 31) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 8.2/10
 * 32) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers 8.5/10
 * 33) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison 8.6/10
 * 34) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley 8.9/10
 * 35) Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra 9.0/10
 * 36) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 9.1/10
 * 37) Mozart vs Skrillex 9.4/10
 * 38) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge 9.5/10
 * 39) Master Chief vs Leonidas 9.7/10 (my favorite battle)

My Favorite Rappers=


 * 1) Clint Eastwood Vader_plz.png
 * 2) Freddie Mercury
 * 3) Mr. Rogers
 * 4) Darth Vader
 * 5) Cleopatra
 * 6) Master Chief
 * 7) Blackbeard
 * 8) Al Capone
 * 9) Mikhail Gorbachev
 * 10) HAL 9000

My Least Favorite Rappers=


 * 1) Lady Gaga
 * 2) Adam Snoop_Lion_as_Moses.png
 * 3) Eve
 * 4) Easter Bunny
 * 5) Thing 1 & 2
 * 6) Justin Bieber
 * 7) William Shakespeare
 * 8) Captain Kirk
 * 9) Moses
 * 10) Santa Claus

Top 5 Battles=



1: Master Chief vs Leonidas=== This battle is pure badass. Both people did a good job in the battle, and I think Leonidas, even though he lost in my opinion, did well. Jesse Cale's beats are always a plus.



2: Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Compared to the last Christmas special, this battle is fucking kick ass. The beats are alive, the rapping is alive, everything is alive, dammit, even the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. This is what Moses vs Santa should've been.



3: Mozart vs. Skrillex=== Jesse Cale's beats are the best. Unlike Beethoven vs Bieber, that biased shit fest, this battle is about loud music, and boy is the beat beautiful. Skrillex also did fairly well, but Mozart did better. Ironically, the beat is louder on Mozart's part, not Skrillex's, who's probably the loudest musician ever.



4: Vader vs Hitler 3
Did I mention I like electronic beats the most? I should've. This threequel, for lack of a better word than "threequel", is hopefully the final installment of the series or Vader vs Hitler. This battle was unnecessary, but it makes up for that with being bad ass, a real battle between two evil sunnuvabitches. Apparently it was caught for copyright infringement by some tennis player. The fuck?



5: Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
ERB knows how to come back. The beat, the portrayal, the lyrics, everything here puts the "Epic Battle" in "Epic Rap Battles of History". Also, I think the beat is a remix of "Rock you". I don't know. Still pretty damn epic though.

My Battles= 1. | Eminem vs Chris Brown

2. | George Washington vs Captain America 

Things I put up=