Talk:Terminator vs Robocop/@comment-25443057-20150621130618

Here's my attempt at the lyrics:

Robocop:

...after Terminator 3

I'm Robocop and I've got the flow

to destroy a roided out C3PO

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Your move, creep.

Terminator:

WRONG! I have detailed files about the conclusion of your trilogy

Those movies failed Detroit worse than the automobile industry

I am  Terminator T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

And I'll be sweeping up your robo-dick like payback when I'm done!

My rapping attacks you worse than an massive dispatch of guns, bazookas and grenades

I will dismantile and destroy that puny peashooter that fits in your brain!

You'll be slain! In disarray! I'm the master of supercomputers

You look like Krang wearing a cold press juicer

They left off your balls when your suit was created!

(I love you, Alex.) BULLSHIT! YOUR SEX LIFE IS TERMINATED!

Based on my detailed analysis of battle rap

It's time for your next shit verse but don't worry...I'll be back.

Robocop:

You don't know love. You don't know honour.

You only know your programming: a boner for John Connor!

OCP gave me the skill to spit killer raps and

I can't help it if I crush you, it's my prime directive

Terminator:

I'll punch you through your face hole, rip out your vocal cord

Send your stupid helmet back to George Leforge!

Robocop:

Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw.

What can go wrong for you will, punk. Murphy's law.

Terminator:

Chill out, dickwad. Your emotions are distorting your flow

I couldn't find better rhymes if I was...