User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/The Ultra Story/@comment-6106832-20130621124755

Here's my version of the ending. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!

The duo was finally at the top of the tower. Herobrine was just inside, with the princess, probably eating his Doritos.

"This is as far as I go," Rapebow Dash told the Warrior of Time. "Best of luck to you." So she flew off back to Equestria. Link pulled out his sword and busted the door wide open.

"Doggammit! It's that little s**t Link!" Herobrine exclaimed. "You're too late! The princess is already in my chamber, about to fall in my lava pit! As soon as I pull this lever, she will fall to her death!"

"You know that's the lever for a toaster, right? You use it to eat toast? Warm bread?" Link questioned.

Herobrine pulled the lever. *Ding!* "Son of a b***h!"

Herobrine pulled out his diamond sword and prepared for battle. Link and the creepypasta charged at each other, and their swords clashed. The final battle was about to begin.

The two were jumping off the walls and ceiling, but nobody could actually strike the other. The swords just kept banging against each other. As Link attempted to do a frontflip off the wall, his foot pressed a red button, as an alarm wailed.

"Oh, so THAT'S how you set up the lava trap." Herobrine pondered.

"YOU MOTHERF****R!!!" Bubblegum yelled. The floor was being slowly lowered into the pit, while Bubblegum was struggling against the restraints keeping her tethered to the floor.

Link saw that the time for action was now. Devising a plan, he took a bomb from his pocket, and rolled it towards Herobrine's feet. Despite his best efforts, Herobrine could not move very far.

"STUPID LAGGING!!!" Herobrine screeched, as the bomb exploded. The villain was now dead, and there was only one thing left for Link to do.

Near the lava trap, the bag of Cool Ranch Doritos was lying on a coffee table. Link indulged in a book on how to sexually harass princesses as he ate the chips.

"YOU ARE A LITTLE S**T!! GET ME OUT OF THIS TRAP!!!" Bubblegum screamed. And as Link ate the last Dorito, he pulled out his sword and jumped onto the wooden floor where Princess Bubblecum was just inches away from iminent death. He cut the rope and jumped up to the balcony of the tower with the princess in his arms.

"Thank you for saving me," Bubblegum told the hero. Link went to the closet, grabbed a condom, a bottle of lube, and a boombox that played sexy Barry White music. He carried the princess to the bedroom of the tower. And that's the end.