Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 70/@comment-73.211.111.109-20170102185128/@comment-24408988-20170102213116

I would go back to November 12, 1955 and steal the Grey's Sports Almanac from Biff Tannen right on the spot. Then I'd show up to Marty McFly and be all like "Joke's on you I'm gettin' myself paid!" Then I'd wait until sundown and arrive at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance right as Marty is on stage about to inspire Chuck Berry, and I would jump right on stage, cut him off and be like "This man is a phony! He was about to play a song that doesn't exist yet!" Then I'd go forward to 1995 and give the almanac to Kanye West, and be like "Yo Kanye, wanna be president 20 years from now? Here's a book that predicts the future!" So then, once I return to the present, Kanye will be President, Lil' Wayne will be Vice President, Kim Kardashian will be the First Lady, and Drake will be Speaker of the House. Hence, we shall all be free from the Wrath of Trump!
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