User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness Season 2- Cake vs. Pie

After a lot of brainstorming in chat, this battle idea was born. Which is better, cake or pie? Find out now on Random Rap Battles of Randomness.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

CAKE

VS

PIEEEEEE

BEGIN

Pie:

I'm the all time tastiest! Let's have a bake off!

Wait, you're not a pastry. This'll be a cakewalk!

I cause a rumble when I rip, roar, and roll right in.

You butter be ready, cuz l'll find a nice bin

and toss you away, kid. No happy birthday!

It hurts to say we're equal, because it's clearly not the case!

Millions of pies; reaching the sky, but behind that sugar, you're style's dry.

Making you collapse with my booming rhymes, come on, cake and rise!

Cake:

Stop rapping, go back to the circus!

Being a joke is your only purpose!

I'm a great cake from birthday service!

Baked just right, gonna make you nervous

on this mic, can't reach my height; multiply pie by 200 purchases

no need for number crunching, cuz every single time, you come out worthless

you see when it's you versus me, this not-pastry don't leave no surpluses

No fuss, it's not up for discussion;I'll put you in your coffyn, or burn you in the furnaces!

Pie:

I've got a never-ending number of reasons why you don't mess with pie!

You can try in the end, but you'll die, when I bring out my sidekick to show em' why!

Pi:

Hi, here's a rhyme that's infinite, I can't be stopped by time!

when I hit you with that three decimal one four one five!

nine two six five three, five eight nine seven nine!

three two three eight four, six two six-

*Cake stuffs Pi and Pie into an oven.

Cake:

Bye to you two and your continuous loop

of numbers over and over, your rap was totally use-

less. Like me, trying to top the cake is fruitless!

I'm battling nothing now, so ignore me screw this!

WHO WON Cake Pie & Pi