Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe



Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe is the twentieth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the fifth episode of Season 2. It features the final Egyptian pharaoh, Cleopatra, rapping against actress, Marilyn Monroe. It was released on May 7th, 2012.

Cast
Angela Trimbur as Cleopatra

Kimmy Gatewood as Marilyn Monroe

Nice Peter as John F. Kennedy (cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Marlon Brando (cameo)

KassemG as himself (cameo)

Marilyn Monroe:
Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is!

Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses!

You could never kick my ass, so kiss my clitoris.

This ugly hag and KassemG got matching noses!

Cleopatra:
You betta hold more than your skirt, Miss please.

I'm the Queen Of The Nile, so just bow down to me!

Plus you got so much experience down on your knees.

Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read!

You'll sleep with any ugly dude who say he likes it hot.

Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box!

I'm a descendant of the Gods, don't anger me, trick.

You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates!

Marilyn Monroe:
I had some ugly boys, but you're forgetting the others:

Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you fucked your own brothers!

You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace.

Gettin' Lo on Mark Antony, tossing Caesar's salad.

You wear too much eye liner for anyone to adore you.

You might as well be working the door at Sephora.

I got an ass that won't quit; you had an asp and got bit, on the tit!

Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet!

Cleopatra:
You still got no children after your third marriage!

You lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage!

You got an hourglass figure, but that's about it!

A Candle in the Wind that can't act for shit!

Marilyn Monroe:
Translate this into hieroglyphs!

Your sandy vagina has a Seven Year Itch!

My best friends are diamonds; you can't beat me! Quit trippin'.

Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian!

General

 * This is the first battle in which neither Peter nor Lloyd have a rapping role.
 * This is the first battle to have both female rappers played by real women.
 * Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga was the first to feature two female rappers; however, Lady Gaga was portrayed by Nice Peter.
 * This is the first battle (apart from Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD) to mention a YouTuber.
 * This is the first battle where at least one rapper has more than 2 verses.

Production

 * This marks the first battle in which Nice Peter does not rap.
 * This is also the first battle in which Peter makes a cameo appearance that is not someone he has rapped as before.