User blog:NightFalcon9004/Sabrina Spellman vs Twilight Sparkle. Epic Fanmade Battles of History 13.

Main protagonist of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Sabrina Spellman, and main protagonist of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sprakle, rap against each other to see which female is better with magic.

Nice Peter as Twilight Sparkle because he likes unicorns

Some chick (Mary Doodles?) as Sabrina Spellman

Beat (Sabrina starts on 0:23)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SABRINA SPELLMAN!

VS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

BEGIN

Sabrina Spellman:

This little pony thinks she's gonna pwn me?

You're just a lonely phony not even liked by most bronies

I crush your magic dust like a pixie

I'm Great and Powerful, so you can just call me Trixie

I'll have you Bewitched for being a crazy brat

Your pussy dragon Spike is weaker than my talking cat

I got a Canterlotta rhymes, so I can't be stopped

Like Rainbow, Dash outta here cause I rap faster than your fans can clop!

Twilight Sparkle:

For a high school student, you belong in magic kindergarten

I'm Tara Stronger than you, so you oughta be departing

I've got a rapping experiment and you're just the specimen

For this mystical element here to kill out a Spellman

You're an asshole on crack, getting apple bucked by Applejack

I have dope rhymes like Zecora, white or black

With your weak spell on words, you shouldn't be called a witch

Once you're swept up, you'll fly out on a broomstick, Sabrina, you teenage bitch!

Sabrina Spellman:

You can't move me, not even with your magic forces

I'm a popular girl at school. All your friends are whores...es

Hitting this bookworm, right in the plot, too

If they'd rate your ass out of five stars, it only has two!

[Twilight turns from a unicorn to an alicorn]

Twilight Sparkle:

You know something else about your ass? I'm the one who kicks it!

And your face looks so messed up, not even Rarity could fix it

You could learn to talk less from Fluttershy

Because now, you're saying more crap than Pinkie Pie

Learn to have some wits, since you don't have the brains to beat me

I'd send this letter to Celestia, but now I'm royalty

Bow to the princess as your downhill life had gone tragic

No one hangs out with freaks like you. You've got no friendship, no magic

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

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EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Sabrina Spellman Twilight Sparkle