User blog:BroCheck/Chris Angel vs Michael Carbonaro

(Okay, I guess this is my first post. I made this battle while back and I was hoping we could get the video out soon, but casting wise it was an issue. I don't want this battle left to waste, so I guess send feedback afterwards.)



 Writers: B-Lo Lorbes, Brodecai (BroCheck), Die-Hearts, Music Musket



 Beat: http://picosong.com/BtiN/

Rappers Edit
Dante Cimadamore  and  EpicLLOYD   as  Criss Angel  (body actor and voice actor, respectively)

Kevin Krust as Michael Carbonaro

Cameos Edit
EpicLLOYD  as Jay Leno

Lyrics Edit
[Note: Criss is in white, and Michael Carbonaro in Yellow]



 (Cameos)

 <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD   as Jay Leno

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Criss Angel:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Are you ready?)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hello little Mikey. Your death Angel has arrived.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Brought my lyrical scythe to psyche your brittle mind

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You would never be ready to fight me pissed off

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Because stepping in my way will leave you Criss-Crossed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’d be absolutely magical if you put on some pants

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m known across the world while you’re shirtless in France

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your girly prance will falter when I throw up my hands

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And pray to the God, He might forgive your treason to man

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Michael Carbonaro:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">With a hocus pocus, your unfocus, went the theme of this choker

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">If we were in a deck of cards, I’d be king and you’re the joker

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">My illusions leave people in awe, they see you as a loony Houdini

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">From a Black Veil Brides reject, stands out as an early summer treat <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:700;white-space:pre-wrap;">{Change into a Magic Clerk]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And who do you think you’re fooling with your fake ass levitating?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You don't Cirque du shit, meanwhile I’m never failing

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nice way to overreact, when your show is so un-believably BAD

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your magic’s as believable as that “Got your nose” gag

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Criss Angel:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Was it a comedy show, a prank show, a magic show? Wait a shit show!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">While you round up in some kid shows, you deserved to be called a freakshow

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">This Magic Clerk’s spells will falter, I serve over-the-counter pain

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I spit hard, my rhymes sharp, like I’m swallowing razor blades

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a workaholic, I believe anything is possible; a magician, Illusionist, I’m certainly unstoppable

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">My stunts are impressive, you’re nothing comparable; coming out of the box, that’s really unbearable

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">My final trick is raising the stakes, defect this Carbonaro into LieTV

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Wanna know what’s a summer treat? When I consider THE VICTORY IS MINE, FREAK!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Michael Carbonaro:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Not to mention your son, I’d rather not make it more cancerous

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re acting like you’re Jesus, but it seems you need an exorcist

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re gonna need some Avenging but it turns out you stole their logo

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Watch me leave you more freaked than your cancelled tv show

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Midlife crisis man here’s trying to pose as a goth

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I know you’re Bringing out the dead in your heart, but please stop.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I show the people the impossible, they’re mind blown at what they see

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">As for this Criss Fallen Angel, you put the lie in believe

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