User blog:Loygansono55/Cosmo and Wanda VS Fairy Godmother

This entry in my series of fanmade rap battles features Cosmo and Wanda, the Fairly Oddparents, against Cinderella's Fairy Godmother.

Cast
NicePeter as Cosmo

Mary Gutfleisch as Wanda

Kimmy Gatewood as Fairy Godmother

Ceciley Jenkins as Cinderella (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore as Timmy Turner (cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Jorgen Von Strangle (cameo)

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

COSMO AND WANDA!

VERSUS!

FAIRY GODMOTHER!

BEGIN!

Cosmo
When the clock strikes midnight, that's when we'll finish kicking your ass,

Wanda
We'll shatter your precious slippers into a million pieces of glass,

Cosmo
We're like genies, but with an infinite supply of tricks,

Wanda
Causing mischief with our sticks is how we get our kicks,

Cosmo
I don't know a pumpkin brought your girl some satisfaction,

Wanda
Beating some ass in cartoon, and live action,

Cosmo
I'm still a better fairy, even though I might be a goof,

Wanda
Our powers are far greater, we'll beat you with a 'Poof'!



Fairy Godmother
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, with just one swish of my wrist, I'll cast a spell,

Over the last few years, Nicktoons certainly hasn't been treating you well,

With your wands, and your wings, and those floaty crowny things,

A funny and enjoyable show is something that you fail to bring,

Green and pink is an absolutely horrendous mix,

If I were you, Wanda, I'd wish Cosmo had a bigger dick,

That pathetically average godchild of yours is an annoying loser,

You green haired retard, pinkie's a bossy bitch, why did you choose her?

Wanda
Appearing out of nowhere, saying you're her Fairy Godmother,

Cosmo
Seems a bit like pedophilia, which is quite a bother,

Wanda
We'll Timmy Turn the tables on you, and prove we're the better fairies,

Cosmo
Your magic comes with a time limit, so Cindy should be wary,

Wanda
With a robe like that, you look like a drug dealer,

Cosmo
I'm surprised you didn't kidnap Cinderella and then feel her,

Wanda
We'll zap you so hard, you'll get a severe case of the clap,

Cosmo
And then we'll ask Timmy to wish to win this rap!

Fairy Godmother
I always grant my dear Cinderella a perfectly flawless wish,

To disguise yourself, you two cosplay as a pair of ugly fish,

It doesn't matter how stupid or selfish,

You submit to the needs of a whiny little titch,

You've got a Fairly low chance of winning this rap battle,

I'll beat up your baby, then when he cries, I'll hide his rattle,

Odd is right, you two nitwits make no fucking sense,

I had my way with Jorgen, and his magic wand's immense!

Who won? Cosmo and Wanda Fairy Godmother

Note
Thank you for taking the time to read my battle! Please remember to leave a comment, and to vote for who you think won!