User blog:Iamthelegion/Brunswikian tourney - Eragon (Legion) vs Scorpion (Dragon)

So, for Nick's tourney it has me playing the Dragon Rider and protagonist of the Inheritance Cycle Eragon Shadeslayer the Argetlam against the undead ninja and Mortal Kombat mainstay Hanzo Hasashi the Scorpion played by Dragon.

Nice Peter as Eragon

EpicLLOYD as Scorpion

The Battle:
Eragon:

It's the Shur'Tugal, and I'll be sure to best you twice

Since you needed to be undead to melt some ice

Want to see real hellfire? One slash with Brisingr

As Blaze Hanzo'ver the victory, no-one'll be missing ya

No courage and no pride, but you're the king of gullibility

Wielding Fire and Misery, need no wimpy shield ability

Magic harder than Quan, Roran's hammer hitting like Kahn's

FATALITY? I'm more scared of the snakes in your arms

It'd be a waste of energy to cast up wards against you

Gods don't phase me, that you don't even pretend to!

First shot I made, five confirmed kills

First shot you made? Your family, killed

A silver hand will crush your windpipe with my skill

<p style="color:#346699">Since your lines are as slow and lame as [my film]

<p style="color:#E49B0F">Scorpion:

<p style="color:#346699">Eragon:

<p style="color:#E49B0F">Scorpion:

<p style="color:#E49B0F">==Outro:==

<p style="color:#E49B0F">Tell us who won, after the battle is finished and shizzle. Dragon, you better do things and such!