User blog:Amontgomery1432/Tiger Woods vs Happy Gilmore - Epic Rap Battles of Gomery Season 1 penultimate

I want to go ahead and get this battle done so I can focus on the epic Season 1 finale. So, welcome to the 14th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Gomery. Today it's Happy Gilmore, and you know who he is, versus Tiger Woods, and you know who he is, battling it out to see who the better golfer is. Enjoy!!

Zach Sherwin as  Happy Gilmore

Keegan-Michael Key as Tiger Woods

The Battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!

TIGER WOODS!!

VS!!

HAPPY GILMORE!!

BEGIN!!

Tiger Woods:
I take time out of my tournaments to destroy this piece of trash!

You better run away fast before you feel this Tiger's wrath!

You're nothing but a dumb character while I'm a big deal!

I'm the greatest golfer ever and you're not even real!

In order to take you down, it shouldn't take much force!

You couldn't even beat the clown at a Putt-Putt Golf course!

Run home to your grandmother cause there's no way you can beat me!

Pack your bags, drop the clubs and crawl yourself back to Ice Hockey!

Happy Gilmore:
Thinking you can step to me? You must be out of your mind!

The band wagon of good golfers drove by, seems you were left behind!

I'll golf circles around you and beat you up like Bob Barker!

Your chances of beating me are as slim as a 3-Iron!

Yeah, I may be fictional, but I'm still better than you!

Go back to The Mike Douglas Show! You were better at golf when you were two!

You're just a dime-a-dozen golfer! I'm an actual hero!

You have a high net worth at golf, but in rap you're still worth zero!

Tiger Woods:
I'm as ferocious as a Tiger on the field and on the mic!

You won't be Happy anymore once I crush you in this fight!

Don't even try to face me, I'm simply indomitable!

I want a real challenge! You're anything except formidable

Happy Gilmore:
I'll slaughter you and give your networth to my grandmother!

You're overrated, Mr. Woods, you suck second to no other!

You've just lost to Gilmore, but you should be Happy!

Now the world doesn't have to deal with your career, so crappy!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!!

Poll:
Who won the battle? Tiger Woods Happy Gilmore