User blog:NightFalcon9004/GIR vs BMO. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 2

The crazy robot assistant from Invader Zim, GIR, and the video game console from Adventure Time, BMO, rap against each other to see who is a better tiny robot.



Announcer: (0:09 - 0:19)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

GIR!

VS!

BMO!

BEGIN!

BMO: (0:19 - 0:38)

Who wants to play video games? I turn on shocks at 110 VOLT.

You literally have no brains to beat this game. You're only nuts and bolts!

Be more like me; you're Zim's puppet who’s an unfunny dummy,

And so hopped-up like a bunny, you must be hyperactive from honey.

You'll blow a fuse when you lose. All you do is irk people.

It won't take a detective to know you're defective, malfunctioning at being evil.

Thing is, you're a scrap load, can't even win with cheat codes.

You're outdated and old, try fighting me in Duty Mode!

GIR: (0:38 - 0:57)

I am GIR! The robot with the most amount of fun!

You're a game system more worthless than the Xbox One!

Played love games with a bubble and a chicken, but to no affection.

Now this sad little toy boy only talks to his own reflection.

My old school style's gonna chop you to 8-bits.

You let Finn and Jake play around with your joystick!

All of your buttons are getting pushed if I'm taking the mic.

You won't even see the end of this level when I make piggies fly!

BMO: (0:57 - 1:17)

I'm not here to battle a little GIR-L who screams!

I'll shoot my rhymes straight at you like a laser Beemo!

You lack the class of a SIR when you don't even know your name.

Need a challenge? I'll warp you to my main brain game frame!

You're insane, I know Football as much as you have tea parties with pets.

I'm kicking the gear up in here; you can't stop freaking out for a minute.

I can top the high score whereas your points go lower.

Screw you and your loose screws, now it's game over!

GIR: (1:17 - 1:35)

I'm the top dog taking down this glitched bitch like PaRappa.

Leave you tazed and dazed like a short circuit zapper.

I throw attacks endlessly, even outlasting NEPTR,

'Cause I'm the green canine machine spitting hot bot raps like pepper.

I got the controller, so don't hate the player

Or I'll take your lyrics and put them up your video player, hater.

This memory will crawl back on you like your hard drive with bugs.

Shut you off to a croak dream, call you Sleepy Sam, you just got unplugged!

Announcer: (1:35 - 1:45)

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

Who won? GIR BMO