User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Bullshit Connections: Sharkboy and Lavagirl vs Bill and Ted

If you think about it hard enough, you'll realize they're both duos and then forget the other connection.

Starring
Taylor Lautner as Sharkboy

No one as Lavagirl

NicePeter as Ted Logan

No one as Bill S. Preston

Intro
RAP BATTLES OF BULLSHIT CONNECTIONS

SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL

VERSUS

BILL AND TED

BEGIN

The Battle
Sharkboy and Lavagirl :

It’s the most dreamy matchup against a duo of losers

Stole a phone booth from Doctor Who and tried to use it for humor

You’re users! Using historical figures to pass a class

Now take your worthless movie and shove it into the trash!

I was raised by sharks and I was raised alone

Ted was raised by a father figure similar to Al Capone!

Now that we destroyed your movies and tore them apart from the seams

Go back to San Dimas and dream your motherfucking dream!

Bill and Ted :

Dudes, those disses were just so totally heinous

You should go back to Planet Drool and pretend you’re shameless

You’re the lamest! Had an entire movie based of a child’s dreams

You call our movie bad? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You don’t even know what that means!

We went back in time many decades and brought back heroes

You went to another planet and brought back an amount equal to Zero

You know getting raised by sharks makes you most bogusly stupid

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#980000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">When it comes to passing history, our triumphant skills are undisputed!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sharkboy :

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Congrats, you’ve decided to step to a character unsuspecting

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I bet you think bill’s mom is hot, that’s what your *bleep* is projecting

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re not even excellent, and I mean that truly

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re movie is less remembered than Taylor Dooley!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted :

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That’s not the most Excellent, dude, so now we need to party on, Bill.

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill?

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dude, this is totally bogus.

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sharkboy :

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">What even happened to Lavagirl?

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted :

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dude, I can’t remember a thing.

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sharkboy :

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Neither can I.

(a mysterious aura surrounds sharkboy and ted, when suddenly...)

RAP BATTLES OF BULLSHIT CONNECTIONS! JACOB BLACK

VERSUS

NEO

BEGIN!

Jacob:

Rawr, The wolf is here to slaughter the competition!

Against this pointless hero who isn’t even existent

I saved Bella from Vampires and will stop you in your tracks!

I’ve just reloaded my disses so you can’t venture further down your path!

Neo:

Here’s the short intermission for this twilight weretard

I can just imagine Silver if you step near my yard

You can’t win over Bella with the size of your ego

You’ve lost, I’ve imagined it, because my name is… Neo.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

GODFUCKINGDAMMITWHYDIDIDOTHIS

polls
Who Won? Sharkboy and Lavagirl Bill and Ted Just Sharkboy Just Ted Jacob Black Neo