User blog:AwesomeGamer/(AG's) Epic Rap Battles of History - S1E1 - Karl Marx vs. Adam Smith

Hey, it's not dead user! The first battle of my new series is a highly suggested one for actual ERB, and that is the father of capitalism, Adam Smith, against the father of communism, Karl Marx, the founders of two radically different types of economical ideologies.

I'll be editing this later, to add a beat, iTunes cover, etc., and I'll even add another blog post dedicated to rap meanings, this is just the lyrics for now, but stay tuned for now, and you can comment suggestions if you'd like.

Lyrics
Adam Smith:

The sensational Scot's here to show this snobby socialist fool

About the sadistic, sinful ways of his teachings, and I feel it's cruel

To sell economic teachings, from someone in constant poverty

Couldn't make money without riding on Engels' dick, what a mockery

Of everything your ideology stands for, and speaking of Friedrich,

Can we just erase your name from his works? He should give no credit

to you! The romanticized "founder" of this communist game,

But you died while sleeping in your armchair, what a shame

Karl Marx:

I may believe in equality, but even I can see

That you Kant ever be a better rapper than me

Born to a rich family, life as easy as could be,

Never got to know your dad, but you sure got to know some gypsies

Should I even bring up the paradoxes of your free market?

I've made a manifesto, and it says you can suck my dick!

Got my face on T-shirts 200 years later, today

I've made my Marx on the world, what do you have to say?

Adam Smith:

No! I absolutely refuse to lose to this booze

Drinking, child abusing fool who doesn't know how to use

His own concepts, which inspired the Soviets, Cuba, and North Korea

And doesn't realize that we don't need any Moor of his ideas!

You say you preach equality, but even I can see your honesty

Is honestly of poor quality, just like your works of aristocracy

While I'm writing ideological symphonies, you're promoting tyranny

You're a life who lives in infamy, now the whole world looks up to me!

Karl Marx:

Do your homework, Addy, I never promoted communism,

The Soviets blurred my teachings into practical fascism

But, at least I'm not a spoiled brat with severe narcissism

Who, despite inspiring the Founding Fathers, preaches constant racism

And I'll say it once more, though it needs no more introduction,

That all capitalism will lead to is its own self-destruction!

You say socialism's failing? Get your feet on the ground

You think capitalism's the best choice? Just look around!

Poll
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