User blog:BasaltWolfED145RS/Patts vs BasaltWolf: Epic Rap Battles of Wikiness!!

The moment is finally here...the ultimate battle between Patts and BasaltWolf is here!! The battle that some wanted to see is finally being made here on the ERB Wiki!!

These two are commonly known for spamming “...” in the ERB Wiki chat, and it’s time to decide who truly deserves the title of “The Dot Master”!!!

Which one will be victorious? Who will lose? Let’s find out!!

But first, some bios:

Wolf Bio: BasaltWolfED145RS (aka HyperJacob96) is an Active User on the ERB wiki. He is also one of the few users that is also a YouTuber. His real first name is Jacob, and will not say his last name to others. Because of this, only a few people of the wiki know his last name (mainly people who have his skype). Despite his wiki name being Wolf, he doesn't like any wolf jokes, or having a wolf being the thing that represents him, as it makes him think of one of his friends who's a furry (one that goes really far as a furry), and doesn't want to be pictured as one. Because of this, he sometimes has thoughts of changing his username to his usual username in most media, "HyperJacob96". The only reason he hasn't done this yet is that he would feel weird to have a different username. He also doesn't like salt jokes that much. He was the first people to make a legit Title card, and the only one to have one, until J1coupe made a blog where he'd make title cards for anyone. He is also willing to make title cards for others. He tends to say "..." a lot, and has stated that he's done this before Patts9009.

Patts Bio: Patts9009, also known as "Patts", is a user on the ERB wiki. Patts is often referred to when people say "..." This being what Patts does a lot. Fellow user BasaltWolf also uses it, and while Basalt claims that he did it before him, Patts is more recognized for the "..." than Basalt. Patts has kicked Flare in one day 14 times and RTP 23 times. Patts had never lost a rap battle (vote wise). He did, however, forfeit a battle against Barry.


 * Bios taken from the ERBWikiWiki.

And now with all of that out of the way let the battle begin!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKINESS!!!!!

BASALTWOLF!!

VS!!!

PATTS!!!

BEGIN!!!

Wolf:

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Patts: 

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Wolf: 

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Patts:

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Wolf: 

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Patts:

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WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!!!

Happy April Fools. Very lame April Fools joke. Meh. :P