User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.64: Carmen Sandiego vs Waldo

Look at this battle, that I just found.

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CARMEN SANDIEGO

VS

WALDO

BEGIN!

Waldo

It is time for another round of hide and seek.

Waldo has arrived and I'm about to drop a beat.

Now here we have a little missy, travelling all across the earth,

As well as the world and time itself, and for what is it worth,

Why don't you fuck off forever, so you can save yourself the dissing.

But I don't even know why, the chief would report a rogue agent missing.

Don't even mess with the original hide and seeker or I will whack,

You with my cane, leave you in the desert and flat on your back.

Carmen Sandiego

It's Carmen Sandiego, the one and only criminal mastermind.

Who is this V.I.L.E. looking dude, who's hiding from all mankind.

I've seen your shitty TV show and it shows you are just a wally.

You're friends with a strange wizard and Woof the border collie.

But you will never get together with one of the slutty twins.

Your NES game was piece of garbage, that it belongs in the bin.

Your dress sense is crazy, who wears a bobble hat at the beach?

When children stare at your books, they'll need a bottle of bleach.

Waldo

Waldo is back for round 2 and this time I'm not hiding,

Instead I'm becoming top dog, in the game about rhyming.

You talk about my dress sense, but look at what you're fucking wearing.

A red dress with a red hat? Now that's what stop your TV show from airing.

Carmen Sandiego

That last verse was so bad, it should get lost in one of your books.

I'm much more popular than you Waldo, because of my sexy looks.

Your time is up dude, as Carmen Sandiego is dominating this battle.

So just go back to hiding, stay there forever or lead by my example.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

