User blog:RubenKings/ALL STAR DEATH SMASH RAP BATTLE: MACHO MAN VS CAPTAIN FALCON

ALLL STAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

CAPTAIN FALCONN

VSSSS

MACHOOOOOOO MANNNNN RANDY SAVAGE!!

Begin!!

Macho Man: 

Comin at you live straight from the heavens!

Jerry lawler: Oh no oh my god JR he didnt!

Macho Man: OOH YEAHH ITS MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

SPITTIN IT SICK LIKE IM ABOUT TO RAVAGE

YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE IT,

IM ABOUT TO ELBOW DROP A MIC ON A WEAK EMCEE

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR FRANCHISE HAS BEEN SEEN?

RIVALRY AGAINST HOGAN WAS PRETTY PLEASIN'

BUT BEATIN YOU IS WAY TOO EASY!

Captain Falcon:

Blueeeee falcon!

the winner of this battle rap will be the next champion

I think the winner will me, Captain falcon!

YES!

The World hasn't seen my series since F-Zero GX

the mega powers ain't shit against Degeneration X!

I use my raptor boost on a sun burnt guido tangerine

I'll send your ass back to World championship Wrestling

I can beat you easily with one falcon punch

heck you're forgotten, everyone's chanting for CM Punk!

You chump! I'm a well respected bounty hunter on the streets!

and a stylish mother fucker on the freshest of beats!

Can you even defeat me? You're the lamest

Your wife isn't as good as the hottie with a body Zero Suit Samus

Samus:'' Hey! ''

You're nothing but trash!

Let me just walk up slowly and down smash

Macho Man: ooh that ain't no Miss Elizabeth

Here take a seat bub, this is a smackdown syllabus.

I'll end your ass 1-2-3 heck even a submission!

Ooh yeah! you have no idea with who you're messin"

I'm the cream of the crop!

I am a world champion at my prime!

I'll always at the top!

What's the macho man gotta do to keep bustin a rhyme?

This fool isn't worth rappin for in a WWE Promo,

alright i'm outta here, I just bodied this bozo

YEAH

Who Won?

[Macho Man]

[Captain Falcon]