User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 3

MSV

VS

SHOOP

(Setting: CRB Wiki Headquarters)

(MSV is writing a rap battle)

MSV: Hmm, what rhymes with bitches?

(Shoop busts through the door)

Shoop: Multi! I'm going to kill you!

MSV: Why?

Shoop: Because you're a paranoid moron...why else?

MSV: Well, at least I don't kiss everybody's ass!

Shoop: FUCK YOU!

(Shoop punches MSV in the gut)

MSV: Gah! That's it!

(MSV throws a spaghetti plate at Shoop)

Shoop: OW! Fuck!

(MSV kicks Shoop in the face and picks him up)

Shoop: Woah! What the hell?

(MSV throws Shoop into a Coopay brand time machine)

MSV: You suck at this...a lot.

(MSV brings out The 9th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver)

Shoop: Wait, NO!

(MSV blasts the Sonic Screwdriver at Shoop)

Shoop: Whoa!

(Shoop dodges the blast and the blast hits the time machine)

MSV and Shoop: Oh..no.

(The time machine sparks and fizzles until it turns into a interdimensional portal)

Shoop: Run away!

(Shoop and MSV try to run away but get sucked in by the portal)

MSV and Shoop: AGHH!

(MSV and Shoop are transported into ERB Wiki City Hall)

Shoop: Finally, a fair fight!

(Shoop punches MSV in the face and kicks him in the balls)

MSV: AGH!

(Shoop punches MSV in the gut, repeatedly)

MSV: Ok, let's end this!

(MSV smashes a clipboard on Shoop's face)

Shoop: GAH!

MSV: Ha!

(Shoop tries to punch MSV but MSV grabs his fist)

Shoop: Oh...crap...

(MSV tosses Shoop into the WikiComics research lab)

Shoop: OH, GOD, THAT HURTS!

(A shit ton of chemicals pour down on Shoop's face)

Shoop: OW, AGH!

MSV: YAY! I won, motha fu-

(Shoop flies out of the lab and rams into MSV)

MSV: OW! Wait, WHAT?!

(Shoop now is the leader of the biohazards, Acid Rain)

Acid Rain: Now face me, you shit!

(MSV brings out his admin tools, ban hammer, edit gun, blocking club and the kick boots)

MSV: Bite me, prick!

(Acid Rain fires a blast of hydrochloric acid at MSV, leaving a burn on his chest)

MSV: OW, Fuck!

(MSV fires the edit gun at Rain, stunning him)

Acid Rain: Ow, ow, ow, fucking OW!

(Acid Rain fires a stream of acid at MSV's left arm, causing it to be burnt off)

MSV: OW, my lucky arm!

(Acid Rain punches MSV in the face)

MSV: AH, I hate you so much! I'm going to fucking kill you.

(MSV roundhouse kicks him with the kick boots)

Shoop: OW! God!

(MSV bashes Acid with the blocking club)

MSV: Prepare to DIE!!

(MSV smashes Acid with the ban hammer, causing him to fly across the hall)

MSV: Sorry about that!

(Acid turns back into Shoop)

Shoop: Ugh...heh, heh...heh.

MSV: Why are you laughing? Wait, you should be dead!

Shoop: Multi, I'm laughing because I survived and...

(Shoop turns his head around, revealing a ShoopDaWhoop face)

Shoop: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!1 WAHH!!

(Shoop fires a huge stream of energy, he burns off MSV's legs and arm)

MSV: NOOO!

(Shoop gets up, picks up MSV and takes him outside)

MSV: Please, think about what your doing!

Shoop: Yup, I thought it over.

(Shoop throws MSV at a statue of Tesla Man, breaking his skull in half)

Shoop: I WIN!

SHOOP WINS!