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Disney Villains Fan Rap Battle
LAMEY FAN RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!

GASTON!

VS

FACILIER!

GASTON:

IT'S GASTON! With arms like hardest stone!

In the greatest villain battle winner can be only one!

I believe it's the one with muscles strong enough to rock this beat.

I don't believe in curses or magic because I'm a man and not a kid!



IN A FAIRY TALE! you need to be tough to defeat the evil Beasts.

I don't need weapons, you'll fully taste both of my hammer fists!

I'M A HANDSOME MAN! while you only get "other side" from shadow buddy.

I'll be checkin' the ladies I make horny. Enjoy your hoodoo tea party.



FACILIER:

<p style="text-align:left;">Stop right there, my friend. Let me read your future. Ouch!

<p style="text-align:left;">You are in a free fall prior landing on the crotch!

<p style="text-align:left;">Listen, dude, I know you're trying hard to make a serious look

<p style="text-align:left;">That everyone would think that you're truly evil. Even HOOK

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<p style="text-align:left;">Gives more shivers than your plastic chin. Trust me, trying my best,

<p style="text-align:left;">But the only thing that possibly scares me is your hairy chest!

<p style="text-align:left;">Watch and learn how I transform you, sell your skin to the undead.

<p style="text-align:left;">That's how villain works. Your motive was to get some girl to bed.

<p style="text-align:center;">So badly

<p style="text-align:center;">                         FAILED!

<p style="text-align:left;">I'm a menace, you're a disgrace, riding only horse! (The girls)

<p style="text-align:left;">Spoiling a plot twist? That furry face in the mirror was probably YOURS!

<p style="text-align:left;">Bow before the spirit master, doper than Baron Samedi.

<p style="text-align:left;">I'm the mask of horror! And you were planned for silly comedy.

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<p style="text-align:left;">FROLLO:

<p style="text-align:left;">Frollo's here! Ready to judge you with my sword.

<p style="text-align:left;">Neither spells nor brutal strength can beat my word.

<p style="text-align:left;">And eventhough the mighty Lord is too busy to give a shit,

<p style="text-align:left;">I'll be happy to send you straight down to the fiery pit!

<p style="text-align:left;">((TO GASTON))

<p style="text-align:left;">Rhymes so hot 'cause I toast'em over burning Paris.

<p style="text-align:left;">My main song is even darker  than your whole hair is!

<p style="text-align:left;">You to get over with one thought in life, son.

<p style="text-align:left;">You're either a hero fighting monsters or a villain. You're done.

<p style="text-align:left;">((TO FACILIER))

<p style="text-align:left;">Spooks? Witchery? I only value power

<p style="text-align:left;">To order people die for you in flames of lava shower!

<p style="text-align:left;">Your "friends" were calling, told to put you on the phone.

<p style="text-align:left;">You have some business unready and YOU WILL BUUUUUUURN!

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<p style="text-align:left;">SCAR:

<p style="text-align:left;">You call that judgement? I call it mental sickness.

<p style="text-align:left;">Buy yourself some Playboy magazines for ten fucking silvers!

<p style="text-align:left;">If you think that burning city, banishing Gypsies and other fails

<p style="text-align:left;">Are rightous, tell Maria she can suck my tail.

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<p style="text-align:left;">Right from the Disney gold, leading the parade

<p style="text-align:left;">I've opened the new era, it's what you should never forget.

<p style="text-align:left;">Remind me the last good guy you got killed, folks.

<p style="text-align:left;">... Nothing? Well, Scar scores.

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<p style="text-align:left;">I'm smart, I'm good. There's no denying.

<p style="text-align:left;">You humans try to fight me? I'm a motherfucking lion!

<p style="text-align:left;">Be prepared to see your insides on my plate.

<p style="text-align:left;">Check'mate, guys, as for your cries, it's too late.

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<p style="text-align:left;">HADES:

<p style="text-align:left;">Oh really?.. Meh...

<p style="text-align:left;">

<p style="text-align:left;">You know? Your flat disses left my kingdom almost frozen.

<p style="text-align:left;">What do we have? A frogophile, a rapist (Don't come any closer)

<p style="text-align:left;">Hello-Asylum Kitty and your smile that you can't fix.

<p style="text-align:left;">Well, guess what? You're all in Hell now! Say "hi!" to my butt cheeks!

<p style="text-align:left;">((TO GASTON))

<p style="text-align:left;">I've got a bigger fish. And a bull. And centaurus.

<p style="text-align:left;">You got some village drunkies and a guy who nips your torus.

<p style="text-align:left;">((TO FACILIER))

<p style="text-align:left;">Don't get me wrong. You're a new guy, fresh ham.

<p style="text-align:left;">I don't get the reason why hoodoo what you do, man!

<p style="text-align:left;">((TO FROLLO))

<p style="text-align:left;">I liked the song. Really. But one thing is unnerving.

<p style="text-align:left;">The only thing you do there is some fireplace perving!

<p style="text-align:left;">((TO SCAR))

<p style="text-align:left;">You got your power. But what next? Gone insane?

<p style="text-align:left;">The easter egg in Hercules is all your mighty fame!

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<p style="text-align:left;">You play your little games, I am MLG, bitches!

<p style="text-align:left;">I can Moses a sea of monstrocities. Creatures

<p style="text-align:left;">You've never seen. For me it's a weekend hike.

<p style="text-align:left;">You forgot that you're mortals while I'm GODLIKE!

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<p style="text-align:center;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align:center;">YOU DECIDE!