User blog comment:Dark Cyan/Seventh Official Wiki Rap Tournament/@comment-25579736-20181018083519

The winner of the 7th Tournament by DQ is DudeWithASuit

Yeah, sorry that it had to end this way. We haven't had a DQ win since the second tournament. They suck.

Here are DWAS's verses anyway, just to give you something;

Verse 1: Your last name is a woman’s name, this’ll be a car crash

Danyfag is sad that deadbeat dads aren’t proud of an edit badge

Damn, I’m mad that he’s too dead to see me talk shit about his ratchet ass

The last Dude With A Suit you saw was in a casket filled with maggots, HI DAD

When you saw your Pops had Holes in his Meat while getting buried

You were courageous, and brought your Vegan Era Poem to the cemetery

Fathers Day for you is basically just any other day; Jamahl and his friends

Obsessed with the Walking Dead because he wants to see Dad Walking again

Verse 2: You bag dads into bodybags while I was baggin’ in dough against Dragon and Joe, You’re trash, I could beat K in a flash, it took you about an extra week or so

Your foes were nothing, Grav is ass and has worse daddy issues than you do

Nobody really cares if you win-goons like him just want to make sure I lose

You play Town of Salem and put scrolls on the medium, you’re literally a ghostwriter

I write about ghosts and ride all the way to victory, I’m fire like Ghost Rider

You beat Fifth’s Finalists? That tourney’s sucked toes, like, fucking toad toes

I don’t shitpost, I post dad jokes, too bad your dad is the biggest one, though

Verse 3: Come on, son, I’ll beat you black and blue, real black, make your knee grow too

And break it in two so your dad could learn a thing or two on how to beat you, dude

You’ll be bloody and bruised and I’ve won this tourney and you

WIN NOTHING. YOU LOSE. oh, and your dad’s still dead, too