User blog:Patts9009/Liam Neeson vs Leonardo DiCaprio --Epic Patts Battles of History

DiCaprio:
Top o' the mornin' to ya, as your victory is Taken.

You think this battle's on your List? You're mistaken.

Now, you’ll try to Play with your Lyrics; but you’ll fail.

You’re just another Suspect; Cops are on your trail.

Your next Journey will be lyrically Caved in by me.

You’re lying about your faith for publicity, even I see.

Marrying Richardson was the best moment of your life.

But you’re a horrible man; losing your daughter and wife.

Neeson:
Sorry Leo, this is yet another Award you will not be receiving.

Trying to fool people with your Inception? You're not deceiving.

You were kicked from your Room because you’ve misbehaved.

Start thanking your brother; for it was your career he saved.

Feel the Critters crawling? They're after the fame you ne’er had.

Placed as the mental handicapped brother, that's really sad.

When you see your Rotten Tomatoes, you'll wish you’ve Departed.

Because I'll lyrically sink you; leave you abandoned in the uncharted.

DiCaprio:
You’re another man lost on his way, making no progress.

Before you were an actor, you worked fork lift for Guinness.

You were influenced by Father Paisley, with who you secretly met.

How was the Five Minutes to Heaven; you don't want it over yet.

Neeson:
I seen what happens on your Island; and it made me Shiver.

Females breaking bottles on your face, blood flowing like river.

What's worse, look what you do with presidents and the election.

Try to Catch Me. But it's the end of an Aviator, for he pressed ejection.

Who won? Liam Neeson Leonardo DiCaprio