User blog:TCalderon/Weeb Shit vs Anything News with Tohru and Kanna

*it's another lovely day in Kobayashi's appartment, where Tohru is doing some dusting*

Tohru: *while dusting* ~Chu-Chu Yeah!~ ~Without you!~ ~Chu Ch- OH! *she puts her duster away* Hello, fellow readers of the Wiki! I'm Tohru the Dragon! And this is my good friend, Kanna!

Kanna: *pops up* Hello.

Tohru: Season One of Weeb Shit vs Anything has been a pretty wild ride so far! We've had laughs, we've had tears, many sucker MCs were flattened to the ground! And all-in-all, it's been an experience of bonding!

Kanna: I remember when Neil Armstrong made that panty joke at the expense of Sailor Moon.

Tohru: But now we're in the homestretch! There are three more battles left for this season, and they'll be pretty intense! For we've got the most EXPLOSIVE matchup yet!

Kanna: A battle between two bullied kids.

Tohru: And a fight between the mightiest alien protectors of planet Earth! But before we get to those battles, a new Spider-Man movie premieres in just a few days by the time of this update!

Kanna: Ooh, I love Spider-Man!

Tohru: Mm-hmm! And so does TCalderon, for there'll be a non-anime battle all about Spidey to cash in on the hype! I MEAN- Er, to celebrate! Hehe!

Kanna: Wait, didn't Spider-Man already battle that green haired kid who goes to that superhero school?

Tohru: Oh no, this'll be a different version of the character! Many different versions! You'll see~

Kanna: Hmm. OH! Lady Tohru, aren't you also gonna be in another battle?

Tohru: I believe so! One that's not part of Weeb Shit! I forget who my opponent is, though. I think they might be a fox goddess or something? Whatever, I'll squash them like I did that Irken!

Kanna: Hmm. Well, Wiki-readers, I do believe that's everything.

Tohru: Yep! Two non-Weeb Shit battles, one of which features me! Then Weeb Shit will return with the final three battles of season Season One! Afterwhich, Season Two will premiere!

Kanna: Wait, didn't TCalderon say something a bonus battle after the finale?

Tohru: I thought I heard something about that, but I don't see it happening anytime soo-

???: FUS-RO-DAH!


 * suddenly the walls of the appartment are destroyed by a mighty gust of wind!*

Tohru & Kanna: GAH!


 * Kobayashi comes out of her room*

Kobayashi: Tohru?! What's going on?!

Tohru: I-I dunno!

Kanna: Hey! Look!


 * they look and see a man in viking armor, wielding a sword and shield! It is the Dovahkiin from Skyrim!*

Dovahkiin: I am the Dragonborn! I have come to challenge the Legendary Mother of Dragons!

Kobayashi: ...Huh?

Dovahkiin: YOU!

Kobayashi: What about me?

Dovahkiin: I have come to challenge you in combat! So that we may see who is truly worthy to slay the Evil Dragon, Alduin!

Kobayashi: ...What are you talking about?!

Dovahkiin: Meet me in the battlefield! Do not be late! *heads off*

Kobayashi: ...

Kanna: ...

Tohru: ...Congratulations, Kobayashi-San~! You're gonna be in a rap battle!

Kobayashi: ...............WHAT?!