User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC HOLIDAY RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Santa Claus VS Jesus Christ

EPIC HOLIDAY RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!

JESUS

VS

SANTA CLAAAAAAAAAAAUS

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Santa Claus:
I’m making a list and checkin’ it twice but you ain’t nice,

pick up your feet in the North Pole, learn not to slip on ice,

It’s a one man sleigh when I run over this long haired,

rumors spread like Christmas cheer but I don’t think I cared,

when you were born, I’m the fourth of the Three Kings,

are you listening Jesus? Listen, the sleigh bells ring,

you look homeless, behind a frickin’ rock, you dwell,

your time has come Jesus, call this verse the Carol of the Bells



Jesus:
I’m the son of god so you better show some respect Claus,

<p class="MsoNormal">you don’t wanna well then to bad, follow the Christ Laws,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re just a figment of a child’s imagination, you can die,

<p class="MsoNormal">better not pout and better not cry cause I’m telling you why,

<p class="MsoNormal">you ain’t no Black Santa, quit livin’ in the past you old fool,

<p class="MsoNormal">you come from the North but your rhymes aren’t even cool,

<p class="MsoNormal">you see people when they are sleeping and awake, I wonder,

<p class="MsoNormal">is your sleigh actually a big, white van? I’ll blow you asunder

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Santa Claus:
<p class="MsoNormal">You make me Cross, because of you I won’t go to church,

<p class="MsoNormal">people from your book are stupid, they actually searched,

<p class="MsoNormal">Deck the Halls with your amputated arms and legs, man,

<p class="MsoNormal">What Child is This? A child that has nails in his hands,

<p class="MsoNormal">do You Hear What I Hear? I hear the final death from you,

<p class="MsoNormal">A boy that was born in the stable that highly resembles you,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re a Little Donkey, I’ll make your murder a Silent Night,

<p class="MsoNormal">and no Jesus, just cause you’re God’s son won’t make me see the light,

<p class="MsoNormal">Let it Snow on this Jewish embodiment that made the Romans mad,

<p class="MsoNormal">A Winter Wonderland is what I live in, you live in a cloud, that’s bad,

<p class="MsoNormal">knock my Silver Bells against you, who knows what you will do,

<p class="MsoNormal">in your life you only had 13 scholars but you can’t beat me with your crew

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Jesus:
<p class="MsoNormal">Santa please, I will forgive you for the sin of gluttony you made,

<p class="MsoNormal">send you down to the underworld, have the Devil make you afraid,

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t need the scholars right now, I already visited them in the past,

<p class="MsoNormal">nine reindeer are needed to make you fly but you still will be last,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year but you still block me out,

<p class="MsoNormal">people know me more then you, even if there are atheists, no doubt,

<p class="MsoNormal">people learn about you until they’re like 5 and then you’re forgotten,

<p class="MsoNormal">on Christmas all the kids got aches because the candy you give is rotten,

<p class="MsoNormal">you spit diamonds, that’s like a beautiful thing but I spit coal,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have room for a fourteenth scholar so Santa, knows the time to enroll,

<p class="MsoNormal">Do You Know What I Know? I know that it’s like a White Christmas,

<p class="MsoNormal">You better watch out and you better not shout, cause you’re on MY list

Who won? Santa Claus Jesus Christ