User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Peri vs Wander- Epic Rap Battles of Randomness 2



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

PERI!

VS.

WANDER!

BEGIN!

Peri:
It’s Peri ‘bout to make your cute-gasm’s turn on,

You’re show is just starting out trust me it won’t go long!

This is Keep Away Island so you better get out,

‘Shove a banjo up your ass so go whine and pout

Best friends with a skeleton guy who hates you,

got a drug box so let’s see your point of view!

Man you need to chill even Pinkie Pie is not impressed,

You’re show is so new, bet it never got praised fully yet!

Wander:
Hello rejected octopus who was a creation mistake,

You are a rip off of Spongebob and kid learn how to bake!

You’re show is forgotten while I am the next best thing,

You don’t even need Smarty Pants to know that you need to try to sing!

Friends with a meanie, Smarty Pants and many other enemies,

Use Poosh to get attention? Dude take a deep freeze!

I could beat you in your little game: bucket-stick-fruit-ball?

FUCK THAT! Stick a swine-apple up you’re little tiny jaw.

Entree:
Big talk, from a orange gay bearded fucking fur-ball,

Pinkie Pie called, said she wanted her physics back ‘yall!

It’s no ordinary island, do we have to say it twice?

It’s no ordinary island ‘cause WE ARE FUCKING SPLICED!!

Sylvia:
I will mess you all up ‘cause I am Sylvia,

At the end of this you two will be dead you hear?

Peri you’re dance moves suck give me a break,

and Entree is a banana? YOU ALL ARE TRAIL BAIT!!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

''I was tired when I made this, and had to get it done by December 8th, so... yeah... I am better than this lol''

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