User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 Finale!

So, here we are. My second season finale. I had to put Sonic vs Mario on hold, and I scrapped the alter-ego battle, and just decided to settle down with a battle I've been meaning to do for a while now. A four-way battle between TV's cleverest fictional doctors. The backgrounds can be found here, in order. Background 1Background 2 Background 3 and Background 4

Cast
Rappers:

Peter Shukoff as Sheldon Cooper

Dante Cimadamore as Gregory House

EpicLLOYD as 11th Doctor

Alex Farnham as Spencer Reid

Cameos:

EpicLLOYD as Leonard Hoftstater, James Wilson and Robin

DeStorm as Derek Morgan

Angela Trimbur as Clara Oswald

MC Mr. Napkins as Sherlock Holmes

Kyle Mooney as John Watson

Peter Shukoff as Batman

Battle
Sheldon Cooper is in his apartment, doing work, when suddenley he hears a knock at the door. "It's open." he shouts. In walks a man. "Hello, Mr. Cooper." he says, tapping his walking cane on the floor. "My name is Gregory House. I hear you call yourself a scientist." he enquires. "Oh, yes. The very best." replies Sheldon. "Oh..." mutters the man. "Is that so?" as the apartment divides itself into the backgrounds.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Sheldon! Cooper!

VS!

Gregory Hoooouse!

BEGIN!

House
Cooper, you claim to be an intellectual genius, outwitting your foes

But you're a freak, how you got friends? Well, that, nobody even knows.

You and Leonard sit around all day, shooting up young boys

Well, let me tell you, my mind crushes the likes of your little toys

You bitch, go back to Texas, while I pick up a Penny

I would say mind the gap, but you've lost your mind already

I'm speeding at you like a Laurie, carrying a big load

So back down, Moon Pie, don't need no morse code

Cooper
Must you interrupt my work just to attempt to confront me

Then again, you and Wilson must feel honoured just to see me

If you come any closer, I'll knock knock knock you up, no lie

Oh, wait, your legs already busted, I forgot, oh, I can't, can I?

My eidetic memory is troubling me, having to remember your awful show

My mother might be praying for me, but I don't need Jesus to get you to go

So, I appreciate you taking your time to plan that assault

And remember, don't complain that you lost, it was all your fault.


 * a familiar warping sound starts to come into earshot, and another background appears.*

Doctor
May I join this battle of wits? I'll knock you up the shits

And batter these pitiful pussies into shameful bits


 * speaking* Clara, get me my sonic, will you?

Clara
Here you go

Doctor
Thanks. *he presses it, and the beat gets louder, and more electronic*

I travel the universe, spitting a hot verse, I beat Brown, and now I'll knock you down

I'll steal your walking stick while I sit in your spot

Because my burning bars just make ho's hot

You can't compare to me, at least I have empathy

I don't need a sarcasm sign, and I can walk, actually.


 * returns the beat to normal*......see?


 * A banging at the door makes everyone jump*

Voice
FBI!


 * another background comes in*

Reid
You guys have forgotten one big thing, see

Never play bars, against an emcee

Don't do anything, or I'll shoot you in the foot

I mean, you two are Brits, what you gonna do? Tut?

And you there, Cooper, I honestly can't believe

that we have the same IQ, I mean, how did you achieve

all those doctorates and Ph'd's? Did you give your prof a blow?

Because you're always running around with your girlfriend in tow

but you ignore her, I think I know why

I mean, even your actor knows that you prefer a guy

Morgan and me are hitting the streets

While all of you just gained another defeat


 * everything goes dark, and it all returns to Sheldon's apartment. There's a light coming from one of the walls, covering the whole wall. Batman runs through*

Batman
Help me. You've got to help me. Ple-


 * he is cut short by a hand grabbing him and pulling him back through. Everyone looks confused. Then, two people walk through. Sherlock and Watson. Watson is holding an unconscious Robin, and Batman is struggling to get out of Sherlock's grip.

Sherlock
Watson, get me the liquid.

Watson
Yes, sir.


 * Watson passes Sherlock a syringe full of green liquid. He lifts up part of Batman's collar and injects him with it, causing him to lose consciousness.*

Holmes
Now then, chaps. Let me tell you something. Epic Rap Battles of History is coming back for a third season. And the winner of this battle will face me! Cheerio

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! B-B-B-BATTLES! O-O-O-OF H-H-H-H-HISTORY!

Who's going to face Sherlock next season? Sheldon Cooper Gregory House The Doctor Spencer Reid