User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON! Elsa VS Santa Claus

LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON

ELSA

VS

SANTA CLAUS

BEGIN!

Santa Claus:

You should’ve stayed in the Fjord instead of coming around here,

The cold never bothered you? Well these cold raps will make it clear,

I’m a prodigy of wonder amongst kids, I’ve spread Christmas cheer,

All you’ve ever done is have Tumblr girls succumb to their fears!

You’re the misfit of the pack, you shut yourself off from society,

Try to bust a rhyme against Nick, I’ll make you feel true anxiety!

Everyone applauds you! They treat you with a goddess-like grace,

But they fail to realize that you fucked up your kingdom in the first place!

-beat stops-

Elsa:

Snow glows white on the mountain tonight, your footprints won’t be seen,

A kingdom of midgets and fools

-beat resumes-

and it looks like YOU’RE the queen!

Prodigy amongst children? You teach them how to be burglars when they grow,

Snowmen at my command, you’ll be fucked over if you don’t Let this Go!

My daddy told me to conceal and don’t feel but you’ve unleashed my rage,

Like most kids when they find out they’ve been lied to their day and age,

You try to be a good icon but sadly you can’t, you have failed,

Anna, finish this off for me please?

Anna:

Oh look, you’ve been impaled!

Santa Claus:

Impale me? Please! I’m the Father of Christmas; there’ll be no such thing,

Why don’t you suck on my South Pole for I am the real king!

Born on December 21st, no wonder why it was dubbed “End of the World”,

Cause it was the birth of this ice-powered bitchy little girl,

You couldn’t finish off the last line? Well that’s just for show,

You need your redhead sister who can’t keep Open Doors closed!

I’ve left you schooled, sweetheart, you couldn’t keep up toe to toe,

Getting off with Jack Frost? I might as well call you a “Ho Ho Ho”!

Elsa:

Why am I not surprised, of course you’ll bring up ships,

I thought you were mature; telling me to suck your wrinkly dick?

You’re just like Krampus, you’re evil, sneaking into bed with children,

How did you even get married, that is my biggest question,

I’m spitting out coal, get some third degree burns,

Don’t mess with the mean ice queen, it’s about time you learn,

The cold never bothered me, neither did your “cold raps” old man,

Clearly you came to my town but now you’re leaving barely able to stand!

Who won? Elsa Santa Claus