User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture Off-Season - The Nutshack vs LazyTown



Merry Christmas! While we're we waiting for the mid-season finale, here's a little X-mas gift before these memes become stale. They're probably outdated in like 52 states of the USA. I couldn't find any real backgrounds for the Nutshack and BBB, so now it's a graffiti wall and a bee-hive. I also have a dumpster fire for the cover. The background fits well for the battle honestly. Also, Iliketrains, I couldn't find any requests in the comments for this, so you aren't in the "You Decide!" card. Sorry. So here's LazyTown vs The Nutshack. Enjoy.

Beat: No Title Given by Underground Beats (Battle starts at 0:36)

Battle
(Stephanie is in pink, Sportacus is in baby blue , Robbie Rotten is in dark purple , Stingy is in dark yellow , Phil is in light yellow , Jack is in biege , Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby is in brown , and Barry B. Benson is in yellow .)

ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE

VERSUS

BEGIN!

Welcome, Nut-crap, to fight us is just crazy!

It may be our name, but your writing is Lazy!

Not to mention your animation is utterly crappy!

I’ll make your bones break louder than a branch snapping!

I’m a Master at Rapping! C’mon, just ask me!

You Gunners just rode on a Rebel’s Taxi!

We’re Pirates, you’ve been pirated since you got mainstream.

It’s clear as Ice, this win is Mine! Umm, ours, you mean.

A kid’s show? Stepping to these latinos will be your last wish.

Your show is so cancer your own actor has it!

Bad choice to try to beat Tito Dick “Dickman”, Baby!

You blow that sax, ‘cuz you never got an “e” from ladies!

We push what it means to have radical extremes,

You’re misfits in a town of puppets, we’re a Dream Team!

If you can’t Cook By The Book, then you surely can’t beat us.

You suck more than you do on Deez NUTS! (Ooooh!)

Listen here you little Flash-toon fuc- Robbie, keep it kid-safe.

Mess you up harder than what the animators did to your faces!

WE Are Number One, while you’re coming in Sixth.

We’re a crew of a fit few! That’s who you’re messing with.

You three are utterly crappy, we’re a gift to Earth.

Because your cancellation was caused by our birth!

I told ya, contesting this Shack is not so genius!

Your chances of winning are more fat than my-



Buzz buzz, Barry B. Benson brings bad burdens.

Breaking balls, boi! Blasting, blazing, burning!

Bee-utiful brilliance bee-comes Barry Benson!

Bringing bee-tdown by Barry’s bee blessings!

Boasting big bee-wilderment by Brendaniel!

Barry’s bee-ting baddies by blunt battle!

Base bets, beat black-yellow bumblebee!

Bros bee-markingly bee-mused by B!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF (Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!) INTERNET CULTURE!

Who Won? LazyTown The Nutshack Barry B. Benson