Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-5393732-20130322230713

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BABE RUTH!

VS!

LANCE ARMSTRONG!

BEGIN!

Lance:

Befor I let loose with this ruthless agression

I'll let you be the second fat woman hearin' my confession

I admit it! I did what I have to do to win!

I'm an athlete, you're a specimen, a sin

With your drinking, and smoking, and choking down food

I know French dudes with better manners than you

So swing, batter, batter! Show me what a badder rapper can do!

I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you

Babe:

Your leg's strong (?), beat cancer. Congratulations!

Now Ill drop your ass harder than your own bodacion (?)

Third base with an Olsen twin, that's a sin, face it!

She's just a little girl, why don't you give her a bracelet (unsure on this line)

She should know a ride too tight in the crotch

You're as bored as a Tour De Francis _______

So come on, lil buddy. Don't look so pissed

With all that blodd 'n attitude, you're like a Menstrol (?) cyclist

Lance:

All these records before black men could compete, are you kidding me?

That's like having a pasta contest without Italy!

You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame

Think what you would've done if you'd actually trained!

I'm the pinnacle of physical conditions

While you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tipping

Are you trippin'?

Youll be nothing but a skeleton, messing with the fellow in yellow

Who will be titled like Elephant the Pelican (lolwut?)

Babe:

It's the bottom of the ninth against the Texan in the bathing suit

Filled with __________ instead of Baby Ruth

It may be way too soon, but I'm alling a shot

I'm not talking about those Itanlians and _____'s you brought

The result of this ______ will knock you right outta the park

And round the bases to the sound of uproaring applause

While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because

You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!

You look tired, kid. You got Cheryl-Crow's feet eyes

Peddle home to France and maybe bring me back some fries

__________ your fancy biking ____

You're out with three strikes, but just one ball

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!