User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.18: Captain America vs Uncle Sam

Guess who.

Another battle here. I wanted this one to be #19 but i couldnt think of a replacement.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CAPTAIN AMERICA

VS

UNCLE SAMMMMMMMMM

BEGIN!!!

Captain America

Captain of World War one here!

Destorying an old man, you worthless buccaneer

Taking on the Red Skull and Hydra. I can beat you.

Yankee mother fucking doo.

Showing pride of the red, white and blue.

You belong in the local zoo.

When I throw my shield.

It cuts straight through the battlefield.

Uncle Sam

Hold on a second. You're getting confused.

You better watch out because you're about to be bruised.

You must be under Loki's spell because you're talking rubbish.

Remember the Civil war? Well it's about to become kibosh.

Your mum was good last night, giving me a toss.

Where the fuck is your double cross?

Because I'm searching for your lost honor.

Your time to rap, because you're about to be a goner.

Captain America

Got the same name as my brother, Falcon. That's disgusting.

Your whole entrie face needs adjusting.

Calling up Bucky, or should I say the Winter Solder.

For your information. I been sleeping with your daughter.

Uncle Sam

I want you, TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Here is a cloth. Take of your makeup.

I hope your shield can defend this, it's the final blow.

Red Skull isn't real. It's all a puppet show.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

