User blog:DudeWithASuit/Stofferex vs Fluttershy. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles Valentines Day Special

Hello. Welcome to Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles! This time, we got ERBParodies memeber, Stofferex, facing one of the main six from My Little Pony, Fluttershy, in my very first holiday special! This battle was suggested by Stofferex himself as well, so thank you for that, man! But now let's watch this ultimate feud be settled in the epic Valentines Day special! >:D

Also, I don't feel that great at the moment, depressed, to be percise, so I just want to take a very short break from chat. I hate to be an attention whore, but yeah.

Fluttershy:
(Beat starts at 0:29)

Challenging me to a rap battle? Now that's just mindless.

You simply can't beat the Element of Kindness.

You're looking pretty big there, how you go on a diet?

I'm unbeatable, I'm Equestia's finest.

Did that hurt your feelings? Aw, I'm so sorry.

Just admit I won then we can talk at my victory party.

I've seen ERBParodies, and they're just bad.

Wait, you work with them? Aw, how sad.

Please don't cry, here, I'll get you a cradle,

You can be looked after by my good buddy Angel.

Please just hush, I'm too much for you to handle,

If you don't believe me, ask my beloved animals.

You're the best at voices? Now that's a lie,

'Cause I do it better; remember Flutterguy?

I'll take you down faster than I took down a bear.

Now please leave before I give you the stare.

Stofferex:
Beating you Fluttershy? Now that'll be easy,

Considering the worst you'll do is call me a "meanie"!

You're Equestria's finest? Yeah, um, not really.

How can you be when you're only known for being the town hippie!

I couldn't stop telling myself "Please make her verse end!"

It was like having to watch the original My Little Pony 'N Friends!

Sure you got a movie that made it to the big screen,

But no one wanted to see you terribly play a tambourine!

You're going to give me the stare? You must be high.

Do the stare and you'll probably scare Scootaloo who's nerby!

Was there any doubt that I was gonna anything by win?

Knowing my rhymes will make you flee all the way to Manehatten!

There's something on my mind, and I feel it's a need,

To make a Stoff Complains about your crappy bronies!

Instead of trying to rap, you should've just hid,

Now this'll end faster than Flash Sentry's entire fanbase did!

Fluttershy:
Now hey...

That was kind of rude...

Not to mention that the flow...

Was a bit off tune...

Stofferex:
<p style="color:#FF2400">Yeah, I guess so...

<p style="color:#FF2400">Sorry I through a fit...

<p style="color:#FF2400">But don't blame this all on me...

<p style="color:#FF2400">When you started it...

Fluttershy:
Yeah, I know...

How about we blame Suit?

I mean, he's not nice...

But you're nice and cute.

Poll
Who won? Stofferex Fluttershy They both did, I cried, so beautiful ;-;