User blog:MonkeyInATank/Andy Warhol vs Vincent Van Gogh

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ANDY WARHOL!

VS!

VINCENT VAN GOGH!

BEGIN!!!

Andy:

Hey, bitch, I'm Andy, creator of Pop Art

My paintings will always be better, sweetheart

You were crazy, you cut off your ear to impress a girl

Your paintings are so swirly, they make me wanna hurl

I'm famous worldwide, you're condemned to Holland

I'm gonna win, but you don't seem to understand

I died bravely, you shot yourself in the chest

When you look at other artists, I'll always be the best

Vincent:

I'm the most famous painter, to this battle I object

I'm an artiste, you made your crap from common objects

My rhymes are as calm as The Starry Night

You're gonna lose, War-hole, but don't get uptight

I painted some flowers and it sold for millions

I killed myself after looking at your art collection

Don't call me sweetheart, that's where you got shot

Go back to your art room and keep smoking pot

Andy:

You've never seen my art, you went insane!

You had hallucinations and your work was inane!

My works are some of the most expensive sold

You're just like your one painting, Sorrowing and Old

Vincent:

You weren't brave, you died of gallbladder disease

Your insanity will make winning this a breeze

You weren't an artist, you just made logos

If you wanna survive, then you oughta Van Go!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Andy Warhol Vincent Van Gogh

Hey, guys, it's MonkeyInATank here. I just wanted to let you know, I'm gonna try to do one of these battles every day, unless I get writer's block. Every other weekend, I don't have Internet (long story) so that's why I didn't post one on Saturday. Merry Christmas!!!

MonkeyInATank (talk) 13:18, December 24, 2012 (UTC)