User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Epic (Next Generation) Rap Battles of History

I feel like this is going to piss some people off, but I have something new I'm going to do. I'm going take the existing battles and rework them to place two people similar to each other in a battle. I know the "ERBs That Will Never Happen" says these won't happen, but I like them for some reason. Here's at 'em! Help me? Anyone? Anyone?....
 * 1) Paul McCartney vs. Larry King (maybe someone else?)
 * 2) Joseph Stalin vs. Dooku
 * 3) William McKinley vs. Chuck Testa
 * 4) Katy Perry vs. Hillary Clinton (interchangeable)
 * 5) Mao Zedong vs. Mike Tyson
 * 6) Justin Timberlake vs. Mozart
 * 7) Edward Teller vs. Carl Sagan
 * 8) Atilla the Hun vs. St. Patrick (or whoever the central figure of St. Patrick's Day is)
 * 9) Hannibal vs. Hannibal Lector
 * 10) John Hancock vs. Anthony Sullivan (looking for someone who's not a President, but better than Hancock)
 * 11) Bilbo Baggins vs. Harry Potter
 * 12) Charles Dickens vs. ???
 * 13) Sylvester Stallone vs. Bill Cosby (I reversed 'em there, ya see what I did?)
 * 14) Marco Polo vs. McCoy
 * 15) George Watsky vs MC Mr. Napkins
 * 16) Stalin vs. Dooku 2
 * 17) Nero vs. Ezio
 * 18) ??? vs. Wario Brothers (Wario and Waluigi) (both of these need changing/fixing)
 * 19) Prince or Jimi Hendrix vs Jon Bon Jovi (any can change)
 * 20) ??? vs. ???
 * 21) Larry Page vs. Jerry Yang
 * 22) ??? vs. ???
 * 23) George W. Bush vs. Al Gore
 * 24) Marty McFly vs. ??? (one of the more famous companions) (both can be changed)
 * 25) Ip Man vs. John Wayne
 * 26) Superman vs. ??? (must be normal fictional human)
 * 27) ??? vs. Jesus (must be Jew)
 * 28) ??? vs. ???
 * 29) Malcolm X vs. ???