User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.83: Jon Snow vs Boudica

Another day, another battle!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JON SNOW

VS

BOUDICA

BEGIN!

Boudica

It's mother fucking Boudica, best known as the Celtic queen.

You're the bastard son of Eddie Stark, who is about to lose your head like Sean Bean.

Left this entire kingdom, when my husband got the axe.

But I don't really care, if Sansa and Arya have got your back.

My Roman revolution makes the red wedding look like a family feud.

You went back to the caves, just to see your dead girlfriend in the nude.

Tower over you like ice spiders, better known as arachnidas.

Got my bright orange hair, just don't confuse me for Merida.

Jon Snow

Call me lord Jon Snow as winter is indeed coming.

Let me grab my giant sword and let the beat start running.

You paint your face blue like you're friends with the Night King.

Ladies love my huge muscles and even want my offspring.

I seen Daenerys' dragons spit more fire than you.

Your attempt to overthrow the Romans failed two,

So when emperor Nero closed in, you decided to poison yourself.

You're not an important figure, your stories remain on the bookshelf.

Boudica

While I'm riding around in my chariot with my two daughters.

Your own men will start a mutiny, then you'll be the one slaughtered.

Noone will miss you Jon, you did nothing for the Stark family.

But that's what you get when you are written by a manatee.

Jon Snow

I'm back from the dead, much thanks to the red woman, no doubt.

It's difficult to spell your name, but it's time for Boudica to ship out.

This battle is much like the final series, people are going to moan.

However this time, it ends with me sitting on the Iron Throne.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

