User blog:DamasterW/Katy Perry vs Liz Phair

OK. Here is my first fan made rap battle co-written by me and my main man Left 4 speed.



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!



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BEGIN!

Katy Perry:

Oh, look what Kitty Purry dragged in

A little washed-up poser longin' for a beatin'

I don't even think you're that Extraordinary

Because to me, you're nothin' but an Avril wannabe

You think you're so Whip-Smart? Bitch Please!

When I Think Of You, I throw up, you skanky sleaze

You think your Dogs of L.A. scare me? You must be mad!

You never grew up with your real mom and dad, how sad!

To step up to me, it takes more than guts

Now I'll hit you in your whitechocolatespacewalnuts

Liz Phair:

You know Katy, The Man Upstairs had a purpose for you

About telling me I am adopted, yes it's true

But your raps can't break me, I'm a single mom

I'm gonna scald your ass in Hot White Cum

I may be Psycho, yeah, but I still am Sane

I can add up to all your Growing Pains

I'm gonna make you fall off of your Dark Horse

Not even Russell's Fireworks got deep into your core

I'll make your little Teenage Dreams a nightmare

If you ever try to mess with Liz Phair

Katy Perry:

Ooohh, so much for a rebuttal, Liz Phail

Compared to my career, yours is an epic fail

I'm hot, and you're cold I'm hip and you're old

I'm in and you're out And you'll lose in this bout

So why don't you just go back to your Exile in Guyville

'Cause based on my sources, you've got no skill

Liz Phair:

Why Can't I breathe whenever I think about you?

'Cause when I'm done with you, you're in serious poo

I can turn your International Smile into a frown

Now choke on a Peacock, you silly ass clown

Your style's so atrocious that it makes me wanna hurl

So why don't you crawl back to California Gurl?

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? Katy Perry Liz Phair