User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle 8- Shrek vs. Spongebob

I don't know what possesed me to do this matchup. Anyway...

RANDOM RAP BATTLE OF RANDOMNESS!!!

SHREK!

VSSSSS

SPONGEBOB!!

BEGIN

Spongebob:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M READY, Chump. You think you can outdo me?

You live in a swamp, I'm chilling under the sea!

You've got a case of the ugly, and you're dumber than Texas.

You're not love or life and man, your meme is infectious.

You're a joke now, worse than Shrek Forever After

I get done with you, there won't be anymore laughter

Or sodomy, you think that your presence bothers me

I'll beat you so badly, you'll be frightened by the thought of me!

Shrek:

This is the part where you run away

Or else prepare to get shrek'd up today

I've got a cult of followers, they call me ogrelord

You'd best not insult me, I've got a massive broger horde

and an ogre board, your show's gone overboard

It sunk and sucks way more than Shrek 4

My raps have layers like Trident, and they're ogrely fresh

Leave now, Farquaad, or taste my ogre flesh!

Spongebob:

You're just jealous that my show's still making some cash!

While your time has ended, Spongebob is making a splash

I'm the best fry cook, and I just served you a loss

You can call me Eugene Krabs, cause I'm a boss.

Shrek:

That's it! You've made me angry, now I'm out of control!

I'm gonna stick my ogre pole in all of your holes

If you think you can run, you must be smoking seaweed

Time to get soaked, you had your chance to concede

WHO WON Spongebob Shrek