User blog:Drakan95/Dante Alighieri vs The 7 Deadly Sins. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History. Bonus Battle

This battle shall be hawt, even if it's not an On-Season battle!

Welcome everyone to my first battle that's not related to Season 2, indeed. Yes, I'm finally doing an Off-Season or Bonus Battle. Call it however you want it.

But yes, the reason why I chose to not put this battle in an actual Season, is because of the fact that I've already used a Lion King character, Chowder was already in the first Season and there will be other cartoon characters that I might use them in the third Season. Another reason why I chose to make this battle, it's mostly because I've been attached to this 7 Deadly Sins idea for like 2 months and I tought this might be a pefect moment to do it. I think I might also be the first guy who's doing a rap battle related to the 7 Deadly Sins, I don't know.

In other news: 3 days ago was my birthday, but eh, who gives a fuck? You came for the battle, right?

I also have 7 guys who put a lot of effort for the Sins as well: I wanna say HUGE thanks to Grav who wrote for Lust, Hawk who wrote for Gluttony, Night who wrote for Greed, Metal who wrote for Sloth, Dragon who wrote for Wrath, Cyan who wrote for Envy and Legion who wrote for Pride.

Besides that, I would love to say HUGE thanks as well to Leandro who made only the cover. Mostly cause, it's not an On-Season battle. However, in my next On-Season battle you shall see the titlecards and the endslate back as well. And also HUGE thanks to Wonder and TK who did some proofreading.

The Italian poet of the late Middle Ages, Dante Alighieri encounters the 7 Deadly Sins portrayed by cartoon characters to a rap battle version of the Divine Comedy.

Dante Alighieri Background: The depths of Hell

The 7 Deadly Sins Background: The depths of Hell as well

Beat: Another Day

Opening
After wandering through the dephts of Hell and almost arriving at the Purgatory, Dante and Virgil are standing face to face with Satan. The devil looks at them carefully and he starts to laugh. Greetings, lost souls! Satan said with a deep voice. ''Well, well....if it isn't the ugly-ass fallen angel, Satan? What do you want?'' Dante replied. ''Dante, I can sense how much you want to arrive at your loved Beatrice and I know how much that means to you. But before you enter into the Purgatory, I have a simple task for you.'' Beat it, you neglected cold-hearted thing. Virgil replied. ''C'mon Dante! He's wasting our time''. Wait! Dante replied. What's this task that you're talking about? ''Hmhmhmhm..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's simple! I want to see if you can manage to win a rap battle!'' That's a bunch of Bologna! Virgil replied. ''HA! You want ME facing you in a rap battle?'' Dante replied as well. ''Urgh! Not me, you idiot! The 7 Deadly Sins! Or well...at least 7 cartoon characters that will represent the Sins. ''Satan replied. ''For the name of Caesar! That's incredibly stupid! What's next?! 7 Deadly Sins represented by mythical characters, or video game characters or even horror characters?'' Virgil replied. ''Do I look like I'm kidding, you weak side kick? ''Satan replied. ''It's just simply ridi-...WAIT A MINUTE?! SIDEKICK?!?!? THAT DOES IT! C'MON DANTE! Show him who's the boss!'' ''Indeed, Vergil. Indeed! Bring it on, you horned nightmare! ''says Dante, as he's ready for the battle.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY

DANTE ALIGHIERI

VS

THE SEVEN DEADLY SIIIIINS

BEGIN!

Dante Alighieri
(0:15)

Midway upon the journey of my life, Satan gives me a challenge

To end up those capital vices and throw them off the balance

From John Milton to Shakespeare, I inspired the most precious minds

The lines of the Sins will be finished by my sublime Divine rhymes

I shall see your demise by watching your corpses boiled in the depths of Hell

Cause I got killer iller hot disses than the Inferno itself

While I made a path for literature, those Comedians are simply weak

So bring it on! God is by my side to help me finish those seven freaks!

Quagmire (Lust)
(The beat changes to Syntethic Dreams and it starts at 0:29)

I beat ya to Beatrice! Left that fine piece of sex undressed,

I’m Glenn Quagmire, heh heh, ‘bout to leave this pussy wrecked

(Giggity!) I scratch cats and backs, empty sacks on my overnight flights,

While you jack to your own fanfiction, I’ve seen more fight from a dyke, all-right!

Dante Alighieri
KEEP YOUR HANDS FROM MY BICE! She doesn't like dudes past their primes

You wanna spend with her some time? Your Ambition is clearly Blind

Go back to your Cheryl! Oh wait, even she likes my superior romance!

Cause your Emission is Impossible, when it comes to being a ladies man!

Chowder (Gluttony)
(The beat changes to Eat Em Up and it starts at 0:25)

It’s Punch Time! This ruthless apprentice will bring this poet to his end

With that nose as huge as Endive no one wants to be your girlfriend

I'm gonna own this Allan Poe who calls himself an ancient Father

And with your awful poems all I hear is Radda Radda Radda

Dante Alighieri
Satan bothered to send the mutated midget Notorius B.I.G?

Like food, you're gonna eat my words when you try to fight me

You're a disaster when it comes to being an apprentice, only causing problems

And while my fame Grows Up, yours will forever stay at the bottom!

Mr. Krabbs (Greed)
(The beat changes to With No Regrets and it starts at 0:20)

Let's see if Dante can sing a shanty against old man Krabbs

You may be a poet, but wouldn't you know it, your writing couldn't pay your fine, lad!

If I made your debt paid, there'd be a large interest, unlike your work today

I earn fat stacks of cash while you were left in exile to decay!

Dante Alighieri
Gonna show Eugene who's so shellfish what happens when he face me

I'll be serving some crab meat, after I'll burn this Eddy from the sea

Your business is a rip-off of McDonalds, while my saga is so almighty

This money freak will go desperate when I'll end his show so Krusty!

Shikamaru Nara (Sloth)
(The beat changes to Ride Slow and it starts at 0:21)

Such a snooze to deal with the father of Spaghetti

Man, what a drag to attempt laughing at Divine Comedy

Whatever, I’ll just roast this Latin Pig in an Inferno

The Devil Will Cry when I cast him in Vergil's shadow

Dante Alighieri
Your head is in the clouds if you think you'll achieve this victory

You're a misery for your clan, while I created a path for history

That overrated show has a novel? I'm sure as Hell it sucks!

So do like your match with Temari and just simply give up!

Yosemite Sam (Wrath)
(The beat changes to Banger and it starts at 0:12)

ALRIGHT VARMINT! PUT 'EM UP! Cause I'm not firing Blancs

Unlike that purple austic shit, I'll be cooking up a Devil's Feud Cake

This looney can't compare to the Southern Hot Flow from Yosemite Sam!

So Knighty Knight Dante, cause my fucking guns will have you damned!

Dante Alighieri
The demons that I saw aren't as hideous as the moustache of this bandit

It takes just one silly rabbit to outsmart this whack satanic

Created to be Elmer's replacement? Please, you're nothing but a joke!

I left this angry Rick Grimes defeated! That's all folks!

Scar (Envy)
(The beat changes to Street Is Watching and it starts at 0:12)

Why, if it isn't the Divine clown, Dante. What a great honor,

That you grace us with your presence, but you shouldn't have bothered!

I'll tell you to Be Prepared to be verbally rolled over

The truth is, I'd honestly rather be facing Vergil or Homer

Dante Alighieri
I'll lay a beat to this weak pussy, reunite him with Mufasa!

Compared to my saint language, your insults are full of Taka

Shut your mouth, before I'll leave another Scar on your flow

Go back to your pathetic wife! Long live the Tyrion clone!

The beat stops and the battle is suddenly interrupted by Satan. ''Stop!  That was it? Shouldn't I face the last Sin? ''says Dante Indeed you must! But let's extend the lines, shall we? NO! For the name of gods, no!'' Virgil replied. ''You're kidding me, right? I'm tired of this shit, and you want me to spit some extra lines against whoever is the idiot that will represent the Pri-... Suddenly, the 7th opponent interrupts Dante.

Vegeta (Pride)
(The beat changes to Insane and it starts at 0:28)

Watch what you're Saiyan for I am the Prince and master!

Easily powerful enough to bring your Paradiso into disaster!

My power level's OVER NINE THOUSAND! You'll break like a scouter

Have a dirt-Nappa for I'm convinced I can sway you with my power

The strongest in the heavens. Your chances have gone to Nam-heck

Best be keeping the favour of your Kame, I've the same in my deck

I'll blast you straight out of the battle, and bring you to your end

Sending you to Purgatory, like your author out of Firenze

Dante Alighieri
GRAAAH ENOUGH! A vegetable brain wants to raise the stakes against me?

Disses darker than Satan's lair that will end your E.T. breed

Your Saiyan race will fall, when Shadow the Hedgehog faces my mighty flow

Sono il padre della lingua italiana! Your chances to beat me are Piccolo

I'm a genius! The owner of the three-line rhyme scheme!

While the only significant thing about you is your constant scream

Now, Satan! I completed your tough task, but right now I had enough

Just end this cheap low trick and LET ME SEE MY LOVE!!!!

Ending
Urgghh....fine! Satan replied as the beat stops. You can see that whore..uhmm..I mean, your beloved woman. Satan lets Dante to walk away, until the poet arrives at Heaven! There, he observes Beatrice with...someone else... ''Beatrice, my love! Mia Bice! I arri-...'' Dante was shocked to see Beatrice kissing...Quagmire!! She was shocked as well by the presence of the poet. ''Dante...?! ''says Beatrice. Giggity! says Quagmire with absolute no stress. Dante remains with his jaw dropped and he starts screaming: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP-

(The logo is suddenly burned.)

-GAAAAAARGH!!!!!

Poll
Who Won? Dante Alighieri The 7 Deadly Sins

Which one of the 7 Deadly Sins was your favorite? Lust (Quagmire) Gluttony (Chowder) Greed (Mr. Krabbs) Sloth (Shikamaru Nara) Wrath (Yosemite Sam) Envy (Scar) Pride (Vegeta)

Check out the work of the 7 Deadly Rappers
Metal doesn't have a template, but check out his work anyways.

Dragon doesn't have a template, but check out his work anyways.