User blog:Triple-Stabber :P/Pizza vs Cake - Rap Battle Thingy

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY IT'S DONE!!! This battle was like a year old. And now it's ready to be served! I as Waiter Triple Stabber, give you. Pizza vs Cake. (yes it's a stupid concept but I think the battle is great! so read it) GO!

Battle
PIZZA!

VS

CAKE!

SERVE! (yes)

Pizza
The en·trée will now serve and put this dessert deserted,

That is filled with fat just like the people it converted.

I'm out of this world, you lie on earth doing nothing,

Caked and coated with your crumby raps that your spitting.

Number one killer of diets, you put the word die in it,

And you only got famous because of FilthyFrank's shit.

Cake
It'll be a piece of cake to char this wannabe pie,

I'll give a personal one to this fad from NY.

I satisfy the whole world from Fish to Ricecakes,

Your Cheesy raps are Simply mild, you come with chili flakes.

I'll put you in a Tombstone when I Pop you in a fight,

You got a-head? Well you did bit off my style, Five Nights.

My chilled raps will leave you Stoned! Frozen in place,

And the cherry on top, people prefer me on birthdays.

Pizza
Every year you serve people getting brittle and old,

I serve hot and cold with million boxes sold!

Making people gain Pounds while I have vegetarian options,

You're an instant corrupted invention from The Great Depression.

You got sugar coated raps, this Dish's raps go Deep,

I liven up the party while you're just for little girls who weep.

Cake
Want to know who's more original? You tried to be me!

And it was a pizza flop like your show TMNT.

I stand tall and proud proclaiming the beginning of marriages.

While this bread's laying flat making family savages.

I feed the poor and celebrate when children are born,

Pizza
At least I didn't make a whole new category of porn.

And my rapping is more Stone-colder than your frost,

Cake
Now that your rapping is finished, can you Great British FUCK OFF?!

Cause under those toppings, you're just a glorified pastry dough,

While I am Hot with my verse that I Drop with flow.

Such bad deliveries, I'll be waiting for a discount,

And now you'll be taking orders from me now.

End
FINISH!

Now that you have finished your dishes, may I have some tips please?

And if you want some more dishes for take-out - http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Triple-Stabber_:P/Tomska_vs_Jacksfilms_-_Rap_Battle_Thingy