User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh's rap battles santa clause vs the grinch

Annoucner
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES! SANTA CLAUSE VS....THE GRINCH!! BEGIN!

GRINCH
hold onto your hats kids this is gonna get hectic,

for all of who girls and who boys are on my hit list,

i can't stand christmas it's stupid the endless moutain of toys

all the spoiled little brats and all the noise noise noise,

me and my dog max gonna rip the joy from this land,

hold onto your butts or it will end up bad,

SANTA CLAUSE
ho ho ho what's this i hear from a green punk?,

those three words i quote stink stank stunk,

you can't steal christmas it's a national holiday,

no matter how hard you try we'll still have it anyway.

GRINCH
here's some advice fatty a rule for you all,

kids should not be allowed to sit on a fat dude's lap at the mall,

you break into houses leave presents all around,

you leave without a trace no trace to be found,

your an old man perverted you should be impound.

SANTA CLAUSE
listen here let me tell just brush your teeth,

cause you look something that just crawled our of the street,

guess it's that just that time where old haters try to ruin the holidays i guess,

it's time i send this a christmas thrasign to this pest,

i'm packing a red sled and eight tiny reindeer,

when i come by best bring your gear,

besides your hear grew three sizes i check my list twice,

and it turns out that your actually quite nice,

your also work me for too so back to work boy,

you have alot of stuff to do thousands of toys,

with christmas this busy we have little time to stop,

susie want's a doll and tommy want's a laptop,

Annoucner
who won who's next you decide josh's merry christmas! epic rap battles!!