User blog:ERBofSmoshery/Smosh vs ERB

Smosh vs ERB
YouTube comedy duo known as Smosh, Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla, and makers of the Epic Rap Battles of History series, Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD, rap against each other to see which duo makes the better videos. Later into the battle, ERB bring in Dante Cimadamore, Zach Sherwin, and later George Watsky, to rap against the original Smosh Games trio, Sohinki, Jovenshire, and Lasercorn

Cast
Nice Peter as Himself

EpicLLOYD as Himself

Ian Hecox as Himself

Anthony Padilla as Himself

Dante Cimadamore as Himself

Zach Sherwin as Himself

George Watsky as Himself

Sohinki as Himself

Jovenshire as Himself

Lasercorn as Himself

Lyrics
[Note: ''EpicLLOYD, Ian, Zach, and Sohinki will be in purple, Nice Peter, Anthony, Dante, and Jovenshire will be in red , and Lasercorn will be in orange. Group rapping together will be in normal text.'']

ERB
Dear Lloyd, please diss these two little losers

What's your reason? For being the world's crappiest YouTubers?

And for bragging up subscribers for a little bit of dosh

Just press the button below to beat the shit out of Smosh!

You made a whole video on a Molester Moon?

Only douches get stalked by a friggin' cartoon

If Your Videos Were Real? I can't even imagine

Your little costumes from the wardrobe really aren't a great fashion

Food Battle! Ha! Oh please

Quit your vlogging and teaching kids the birds and the bees

Watch Us Live and Stuff? Hmm, how about no

Pack your bags, leave your YouTube career, just go

Let's look at your donation for your really rubbish game

One dollar. No way! That's another dollar gained!

Face the facts, you're looking up to Peter and Lloyd

The world can rest now they know that Smosh have been destroyed

Smosh
Shut up! Your crappy raps do not compute

Someone get them off the internet, and put them on mute

'Cause Smosh are in the house, and we'll smash you to pieces

We get better and better as your winning rate decreases

ERB has just become History

Now our disses come even more swiftly

Learn not to mess with me Lloyd, NicePeterToo

I've never seen as many losers in your gang bang crew

Battling you is an Easy Step up to victory

Smosh rapping, ERB winning, contradictory

Take a look at our subscribers, over eighteen million

Your videos don't gain them, they just end up killing 'em

Listen up and learn How to Rap Like a Boss

'Cause it seems like you've already accepted your loss

Ian's getting Bored of these cocky little freaks

Screw your green screen locations, stick to rapping on the streets

ERB
You'll be very sorry soon when you see who we're summoning

Sherwin, Dante, now you're coming in

Zach and Dante
Let me give you a hint Smosh, you're gonna lose

Now let's turn that hint into ERB News

I'm the MC with the best flow and beastly rhymes

You're the ones whose lines have greasy grimes

Face the lyrics from Dante and Sherwin

Leave you in the Twilight Zone, Rod Serling

Now we've got the rapper whose burns act frosty

Let me pass it on to my main man, Watsky

George Watsky
Taking in the lyrics, rap them out and make them clearer

If you wanna win this battle, you're not getting any nearer

My pace is falling down on you like George has pulled a lever

Someone needs to call a doctor 'cause I've got the rap fever

You pop them, I top them, when I'm spit them out I boss them

Ripping up all your scripts, bit by bit, then I gloss them

The pale kid with the mic moves faster than a cheetah

You might wanna step back 'cause George has just beat ya

Smosh
You're nothing, and MC Napkins, you're lame

Now let's call in the trio to rap, Smosh Games!

Smosh Games
You think you rap fast? Well you don't know shit

I'll give you real pace when you fall in the Smosh Pit

Top hit rappers and none of you can stop it

When we handle the mic we can beat bebop it

Y o u r l y r i c s a r e c r a p, they ain't got that tang man

I'd guess all your words like I played them in hangman

We'll Game Bang your heads with our Backseat rappin'

Dis crap's not enough to keep my foot tappin'

What a waste of time to keep your head shaven

When we see better cameos from Carl and the Raven

I Have a Raging Bonus when I Rap Battle History

Why you put the Epic in is really quite a mystery

You really think you wanna mess with the Clevver Gamers?

Step up and battle us, let your raps entertain us

We'll chop you to sixteen bits then take you back to high school

To beat ERB is the Smosh Games main rule

Poll
Who won? Smosh and Smosh Games ERB, Zach, Dante, and Watsky