User blog:Shovel Night/SpongeBob Squarepants vs Ash Ketchum/ Epic Rap Battles: Anime vs Western Animation number 1 Season 1

I know what ur saying, "BUT SHOVEL YOU DISGUSTING WASTE OF WIKI SPACE, NO ONE SUGGESTED THIS!" To that I must say two things. One:  Geez you went kinda hard on me there. I mean dang ur pretty mean... jerk.... Secondly, I planned this battle and started it before I even thought of announcing the series. It was gonna be a surprise but as I've learned, Wiki like being hyped and if you surprise them they wont always click. They might miss it. And you're probably also saying "SHOVEL, YOU FILTHY BAG OF DIRT, SPONGEBOB AND ASH HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!" Two more things. One,  will you please stop insulting me? And two, Ash and SpongeBob do have a little bit in common. They have arguably the most annoying voices in their respected genres. And they're some of the longest running in thier respected genres as well. SO THERE!!! Also i did the pics this time. There was gonna be an original logo but I didn't cuz wonder broke his computer. Probably mad at me for being BETTER THAN HIM!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?! IM SORRY PLZ NO HURT!!! GET INTO THE BATTLE!!!

THE BATTLE
EPIC RAP BATTLES:  ANIME VS WESTERN ANIMATION

































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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ash:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">From Kanto to Johto to Hoenn

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m Legendary on the mic with electric flow

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Super effective against water type’s s*** Nick show

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Let’s Go! No need for my team to fight since

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