User blog:Tigerisnormal/Bill Gates vs Shigeru Miyamoto - TKandMit's Idol Tourney - Round 1

Hello there, readers. Today, you have another episode Round 1 of TKandMit's Idol Tourney.

This was brought to you by me and LakuitaBro01.2. Sexy.

Cast
Tigerisnormal as Bill Gates

LakuitaBro01.2 as Shigeru Miyamoto

Bill Gates vs Shigeru Miyamoto
Shigeru Miyamoto

Bill Gates

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'''And this, my friends... this is the operating system that will change the world as we know it!

WINDOWS 8!'''

*cheers from audience*

"What does it do?"

Well, you see...

HOLD ON A SECOND.

*crowd looks towards voice*

*Miyamoto runs on stage*

''It is I, Miyamoto, with the gaming console that truly will change our world.

The Wii U!''

*cheers from audience*

What are you do-

You can play Super Smash Bros 4 on it!

*crowd goes wild*

'''Well, you sure as hell can't play Minecraft, which I bought, by the way, on it. Or Halo.'''

*half of crowd in Minecraft and Halo shirts murmur "True story." "Yeah."*

*other half reveal their various Nintendo game shirts and start to argue with them*

*fighting begins in audience*

'''Well, it looks like you got my crowd rowdy. I'm guessing you're looking for a beef.'''

Bring it on, nerd boy.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

AND TK'S IDOL TOURNEY!

BILL GATES!

VERSUS-

Steve Jobs
Let me just ste-

*nope.avi*

*ahem*

SHIGERU MIYAMOTO!

Bill Gates
Welcome to your Doom! This'll be a worse defeat than Yokoi's loss.

I'm rolling in XBox cash, while you play your Snake in a box!

So go ahead, bite the dust from the unused Wiis on the shelf.

I'll Smash your Bros and Mari-hoes faster than you outsold yourself!

Let this pimp show you rapping, 'cause you look like you lack XP,

To be an MC. Watch this Chief wipe out your lives with my HP!

I opened Gates to the Net, you opened gates to bad commercials!

You're a failure, boy, face it, your chance of winning's virtual!