User blog:TeamFortressMinecraft/TFM Rap Battles 1: Spy vs Steve



 TFM Rap Battles!

 Spy vs Steve

 Begin!



 Spy: Hello there Steve, it seems you’re on Team Blu,

 This is a rap battle between Minecraft & Team Fortress 2.

 Medic, I need help. This square man’s scars are vital,

 Prepare for a sudden death match on survival.

 You Suck. You aren’t popular; people always switch their skins,

 It doesn’t take much to take you down for a win.

 I’ve got inventories and weapons, so prepare to die.

 Why did Spy cross the road? So he couldn’t be on your side.



 Steve: Ha! Steve’s in the house to make this Spy red with blood,

 Your guns are dirt, and your spying skills are just crud.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You’ll be killed easily by a mother fucking sand block

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> My raps are freaking solid like a layer of bedrock

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> We’ve got more graphics & we’re more geometrical

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You can never beat blocks from 2 to 3 dimensional

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Die now, you like a hostile mob, but with 3 HP,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> I’ve seen more trees that have stood up to me

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Spy: You only kill cows just to re-veil you’re still a virgin,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Plus horses, bats, sheep, pigs and chickens? You’re killing the innocent!

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You can’t beat my ass off, because you’re a frickin’ cannibal,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> I pack more meat than you and your peaceful ass animals.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> I’m gonna attack you like a mother fucking grizzly bear,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You think you are strict, but you look kind of square.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You’re blood will be the red on our team flag,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You’ll be owned and your name will say “Douche Fuck” on the name tag.

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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Steve: Ooh I’m so threatened, just kidding, my raps are rich like diamonds,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You might’ve been rich then, but Minecraft’s popularity is always giant

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> I’m popular enough just to be Notch’s brother

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You’re a crazy man Spy; you made love with Scout’s mother

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> You are a son of a bitch, with strange parents,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Your mom wears dad clothes, and dad wears mommy clothes, how transparent.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> I shove my sword up your ass, ‘cause I’m the best miner around,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> I’ve regained my victory, and this spy’s been found

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Who Won?

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> Who’s Next?

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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center"> TFM Rap Battles!

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Link to beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8LaomtBp58

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