User blog:Captain Coder/Jock VS Nerd. Epic Rap Battles of Coding High

Hey guys. I've decided to start my own "joke series", so this isn't really my hardest work. The first one I have here is the long time rivaling chics, the Jock and the Nerd.



Jock:
Time out bro! I'll knock you out the park like baseball!

How are you trying to look down on me when you're not even 6ft tall?

I bring new meaning to All-Star, run 4 laps 'round before you speak,

Hut, Hut! Little punk! 'Cause just like your briefs, you reek!

You talk all this shit to where no one can understand you!

I'll leave you suspended by your suspenders as soon as I get the cue,

Do you even lift? You're just some four-eyed freak with a PC!

You clearly only get As and Bs because you don't have a D!

Nerd:
Don't judge my bi-focals or my grades, you simpleton!

Because I'm heading for my destined greatness, you're the next street bum!

Play with balls all you want, I've got my own comedic jokes!

I'm hanging out with gamer girls while you're in the locker room "getting choked"!

I don't need to prove you're inferior, just gaze at your report card,

I score College Calculus, you think basic Algebra is hard!

Not to mention atrocious grammar and a sub-par attitude,

I'm quite enthusiastic my final quest will be the end of our feud!

Jock:
You could only spit fire if your braces broke and rubbed together!

Chat with fake girls online, but good luck actually gettin' her!

Pull ups and push ups, I do 'em by the fifties!

Come at me bro! You can't even see with eyes so shifty!

Boring presentations about space crap, history, and coms,

I've got the cheerleaders egging me on, you've got support from your mom!

You've finally stuck out, I'm going for straightway!

You should have did this like you do dodge ball, and run away!

Nerd:
Man, you articulate like text-speak, what are you saying?

Think you're visiting the bad....butt club, but you sure aren't staying!

Call me the coach, because I'll flag you out of this game!

Any scientific discovery far surpasses your "NBA" Fame!

I'll school you like class, and I'll check you like chess,

You'll be left so astonished, you'll fail hard like your tests!

It's time this master-of-all prodigy subdued this half-wit brute!

And place a ban on his vocal activities like a real-life MUTE!

Who Won? Jock Nerd