User blog:AwesomeGamer/Epic Rap Battles of Ponytry 1: Flash Sentry V Gilda

Made by me and my sexy friend, Fire.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONYTRY!

FLASH SENTRY...

VS...

GILDA!

BEGIN!

Flash Sentry:
Help, you're making my eyes bleed, you need a makeover!

Why you so pissed off right now, mad that Dashie stopped being your lover?

You're the type of chick who could tell off a pony, just bumping into her,

You need to chill out for a minute, and spend time with Pinkie for an hour!

Every second I see you, all you do is scream at everybody!

And you look like some disformed eagle, addicted to LSD!

I'm Flash, Sentry, I'm royalty, I'll fight you 'till the end,

I wonder how much you payed Dashie during flight school to be your friend!

Gilda:
You fucking pretty boy, living in your Crystal Empire,

Well you're about to get attacked, by Gilda, Equestria's best flyer!

Calm your crystals, dude, and don't you DARE call me homie,

When it comes to squashing ponies I certainly ain't no phony!

MORE COMING SOON CUZ I'M TOO LAZY LOLOLOLOLOL