User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay2/Valay battles reborn. Putin and Medvedev vs Pinky and Brain

 Pinky and Brain

 Pinky, I`ve got a new plan how to take over the world!

 And for this we need only use the power of word!

 We should beat two human leaders and then take their throne!

 And with a help of science we`ll make a puppet-clone!

 So, Pinky, let`s beat them!

Yes, Brain! Let`s eat them!

 …

 OK, one small correction in my plan: Pinky, do not say  anything!

But why I can`t help you? You should know one little thing:

 When you’re helping me we`re losing. So be as quiet as you can.

No, Brain! I want to prove my usefulness for you and for all men <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`ll eat this crab and tore the wings off the bumblebee!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You`ll become a president and everything will be as it should be!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m truly alone… Just shut up and stand close! But you can make a melody…

<p class="MsoNormal"> Yes, give me a beat, Pinky! Don`t worry, my…friend… I can handle it, surely! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal"> OK. Vladimir! Just look at yourself and at your deputy! It`s not how it should be!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I respect you for your grip of power, but it`s just idiotic, if you forgive me!

<p class="MsoNormal"> It`s meaningless, every year your greatness becomes even smaller! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;color:#92CDDC;mso-themecolor:accent5;mso-themetint:153; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your cur spoils everything by his bark! Tighten his dog collar!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Putin and Medvedev

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Dmitry, look, these two mice are trying to defeat us! LOL!

<p class="MsoNormal"> We`ll get 146% of the votes! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You’re the silliest schemers of all!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You`re two cartoon rodents, you cannot be taken seriously!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Sergey Lavrov would say about you: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#984806;mso-themecolor: accent6;mso-themeshade:128;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Motherfucking idiots!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m immortal and I`m shining brighter than Amon Ra!

<p class="MsoNormal">  We don`t need your criticism, it has less sense than Elmyra!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m amused by this malicous laboratory zoo!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But do not worry! Here’s my gift for you!  (paints pussy on the blackboard) 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You got your brains only thanks to ASME LABS, soon there’ll be a fin!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2; mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Because messing with Putin (hey! hey! hey! hey!) <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">is a sin!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Brain

<p class="MsoNormal"> You are an ugly thief that really overestimates his greatness!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re hem and haw but people think your strong side is straightforwardness!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re a little bastard who pretends to work like a serf!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I mean just look at you! You`re a fucking tiny dwarf

<p class="MsoNormal"> Who fattens on the taxes of your citizens!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Who doesn`t give anyone his fucking cents!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ll crush you like a Polish apple and your bitch

<p class="MsoNormal"> Will look at it like a veteran of WWII whom lives now in shit!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Come on, fellas, you`re losing your heads!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You rule like you don`t mind to lead the dregs!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I know about the fans you`ve got!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Illiterate devout cotton wool! I know you`re not

<p class="MsoNormal"> Sitting on the Internet, but it`s not the answer!

<p class="MsoNormal">  YOUR funbase is a truly cancer!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re fucking your country since 1999, it is craze!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re like the Cossacks – shouldn`t exist nowadays!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Putin and Medvedev

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You underestimate me, three year old baby

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We had a quite intelligent spoke. Maybe

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You have a one-sided attitude to the greatest president of all times.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You’ve just listed my several crimes which are overshadowed by my good sides …

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I lowered the level of robbery compared to the nineties!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">On my list of potential enemies you`re the nineteenth!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Army reform, wage growth, improving the quality of products –

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">And this is just domestic policy!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">As to Crimea`s political situation, indestructible my moral code is!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">There`s no need for democracy!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I liberated Syria from ISIS terrorists, they ran in fear!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">My rap sounds are as great as music in the liberated Palmyra!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I was married for 30 years. And your scarce thoughts about love are silly.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You can`t even have a normal conversation with Billie!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But don`t make me angry or you`ll sink like submarine

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You`ll be snuffed out in the toilet, basically you can`t win!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Look here, animal! Listen what I`m saying!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Where is my filthy broom? There will be a slaying!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> I`ll hang you by the balls and drink my favorite Cognac.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint:153;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Dmitry, we should go and leave in oblivion these animated maniacs.

<p class="MsoNormal"> For you the sun isn`t bright!

<p class="MsoNormal"> No money, no victory, sit tight!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Pinky and Brain

<p class="MsoNormal"> Everything you said can be dismissed.

<p class="MsoNormal"> The sense in your reforms does not exist.

<p class="MsoNormal"> You were saving Syria? You were saving Assad`s ass!

<p class="MsoNormal"> The only valuable thing in your country is gas!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Yes, you WERE married, but now it doesn`t matter.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Improving the products? But why your men are dressed in tatter?

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ll put in Putin my… wait, where are you going?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Can I start speaking? They`ve left ‘cause they found it boring

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">And…Oh, Brain! If they`ve gone, it means you didn`t beat them!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">After all they left not harmed by your disses! Damn...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">And again you didn`t become the ruler of this planet!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Yes… But you should get some rest, next night you`ll call me “my Lord!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">OK…So what will we do tomorrow night, will we watch in sky white gannets?

<p class="MsoNormal"> No, the same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!

<p class="MsoNormal"> ERB announcer

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:gray;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:128;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">They`re Pinky! They`re Pinky! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:gray;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:128;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">They`re Pinky and the Brain, Brain,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:gray;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:128;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Brain! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#17365D;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">(Narf!)