User blog:JakeTheManiac/Jake vs Shark. Nail's Tourney Round 2

Welcome to Round 2 of Nail's compliment tourney. It's me versus Shark. Let's do dis.

NAIL'S COMPLIMENT TOURNEY!

JAKE!!!!

VS!!!

SHARK!!!

BEGIN!!

Jake:

So Jake beat Barry, sadly. I should have lost, but I must now prepare

For a loss against a big fish who's got the rhythm of which I can't compare

I'll be chomped and fin-ished by this shark spitting a tornado

There's no sink or swim for me, 'cause Shark's gonna drown me, hey yo

You're the epitomization of sophistication, so fanciful and full of disses

I'm positively certain that when you win, I will be the one that's sleeping with the fishes

'Cause no rapper can amass the massive fan base that Shark's acclaimed

I know I'm a maniac, but to think I'd win, I must be really insane!

Shark:

Jake:

Goodness. What you spit's the hard truth, I can't defend against that!

My raps suck, but I'm still going. Tell me, what's up with that?

You're chomping at the bit to see me lose, get ready, you're in for a treat

'Cause your powerful lines are making me contemplate defeat

You're wondrous, inspiring, and worthy of interviewing, indeed

But you'll be too busy winning this tourney to be apart of my silly things

So Shark, here's to you: you're the greatest to ever live

So get on to the next round and the finals, you deserve it

Shark: