User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/Mulan vs Moana Epic Rap Battles of Grinch 13

Well hello Welcome to an April Fools Battle that IS NOT an April Fools joke

This matchup won that Strawpoll I had back in September

So I figure it should be done. Plus I broke my foot so I have time to format yayyyy

Albeit may maybe extremely late

Please leave suggestions in the comments

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GRINCH

MULAN

versus!

MOANAAAA

BEGIN

= Moana =

From the mountains to the Imperial city your whole life unraveled.

The ocean told me of all your exploits and travels!

I should be honest, you got such a fluke win against those Huns

And now everyone in China can say that you have no tits or buns

Fa Mulan has lots of secrets hidden underneath her hand fan

Like how your whole film butchers Chinese except for Moo Goo Gai Pan!

I'm tag team partners with Hamilton and the Rock!

Now spit out your verse. I bet Heihei has more to squawk!

= Mulan =

Please forgive me ancestors for I cannot delay this any longer.

I'm gonna put down Moana faster than i can take out a warmonger!

This is the worst battle you've ever dealt with sweetie,

Ping will curse you more than the heart of Te Fiti!

You are nothing but an aborted boat of your tribe and their sanity!

Mushu and I will bring dishonor on you and your whole family!

You were chosen by the ocean and barely even got the job done.

You're melting under the pressure, you should have been picked by the sun!

= Moana =

I tire of your arrogance you crossdressing weirdo

You're weak like your father Fa Zhou!

Maui and I tower above your whole fighting clan

Take a shot! This time it can't get any lucky land.

= Mulan =

Your film is the worst Disney movie since Song of the South,

And your rapping is as bad as what comes out of Maui's mouth!

Tell you what, tell me the biggest details of your life and then some

Oh wait, you are as lifeless as your grandmother, You're Welcome!

= Moana =

Let's Get Down To Business you bitch!

Your film is as tacky as Lilo and Stitch!

With shitty direct to videos like Mulan 2!

Yeah, that's How Far I'll Go to diss you!

= Mulan =

That means nothing from the "Daughter of the Chief".

After you fade into obscurity it will be such a relief.

I found my love with my captain Li Shang

but you still have no man and nothing to bang!

=Who won?=

Who won? Mulan Moana