User blog:Mystical Trixter/Kicking: A Wachow and CW fanfic

I was tired, bored and jokes like this were being made in chat, so Yolo

(Lel no offense to anyone in the story)

Once upon a time, Wachow and CW were in chat together, and like always they began to troll eachother, here's where our story begins

Wachow: So CW, how does it feel to be so bad at rap battles?

CW: Still better than Macho Man was, Shakespeare did way better than him.

Wachow: Oh yeah? Well Captain America is WAY better than Iron Man

CW: Come back when you actually make non parody battles fgt

Wachow: Oooh, Big Talk coming from Piet's lover

CW: Well at least I don't piss in my panties and cry to my girlfriend when I see a spider...

After a couple people who were also in chat let out their well thought out (ohhh)'s, Wachow found the ultimate comeback that CW could never respond to

~Wachowman kicks punks like Captain Warrior off the streets~

CW was used to being kicked in the ass by Wachow, but this time was different, Wachow's foot went IN his ass, and CW thought it felt great, so great he immediatly rejoined

CW: Wachow plz, do it again...

Wachow: lolk

~Wachowman kicks punks like Captain Warrior off the streets~

"It feels so good" thought CW, "It feels even better than watching all the Iron Man movies in a row"

CW kept rejoining, and Wachow kept kicking him, not knowing how the kicking made CW feel, eventually, one final time when CW rejoined this happened

CW: ... *Cums all over chat*

It went everywhere, all over the other users in chat, in Loyg's bagpipe, in Meat's flabs,  in Pixel's poptarts, it even hit Scraw, who only replied with spacing. Wonder caught some in his mouth and was a happy boy. This is Wachow's reaction

Wachow: Wut?

CW was going to respond when something happened

~Mrpietcaptain has just stepped right in~

Piet: CW, plz, clean up this mess now.

CW: No u

Piet: You don't tell swag man what to do

CW: I just did

Piet: Don't make me bust out the boots

CW: Do it fgt

~Mrpietcaptain kicks punks like Captain Warrior off the streets~

And the cycle continued

THE END

10/10 I rustled jimmies