User blog:NightFalcon9004/Bugs Bunny vs Discord. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 3

The famous icon of Warner Bros. and Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, and the mischievous spirit of disharmony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Discord, rap against each other to see who is the greater trickster.

Beat produced by Cacola



Announcer: (0:00 - 0:10)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

DISCORD!

VS!

BUGS BUNNY!

BEGIN!

Discord: (0:10 - 0:31)

Fool! Your Merrie Melodies can't sing a toon against this chord.

I'll make your whole world distorted while I hit the diss core.

You can't compete, face your defeat, you beat-up little cheat. I'm settling the score,

For this means war before the lord of all disorder, Discord!

Silly faggot, your tricks are for kids!

If you think you can outsmart me with wits, you're out of your mind, looney lunatic!

I've been ruling over mischief as much as you make it a habit.

Hunting season's coming early because I'm taking out wabbits!

Bugs Bunny: (0:31 - 0:53)

Ehhh... *takes a bite from a carrot* What's up, doc?

You've got a bunch of animal parts, but I just see a chicken with no cock.

I say, those red pupils come from a thousand years of being stoned.

If you're the king of chaos, I'll usurp you like a hare to the throne.

I am the best cartoon character ever made, so you can suck it.

Aw fuck it, I'll just pull Discord out of his socket!

Just what the hell are you, a freak show with a goatee?

It seems to me you took a wrong left turn at Albuquerque!

Discord: (0:53 - 1:17)

Gee, aren't you a stinker at rapping?

You think bugging me will stop me? I'll just be stomping on Bugs,

Squashing this punk to wipe that smug look off his mug.

I'll make you afraid of getting me enraged to meet your perilous fate.

Be like Tay Zonday and make it chocolate rain on your parade!

I'll rip out a foot to be lucky and use it to kick your own ass!

Leave you spun around like Taz, why don't you try getting a bit of class?

I mean, you dress up as ladies to kiss dudes as a prank?

You should be eating your own words until your voice goes Mel blank!

Bugs Bunny: (1:17 - 1:37)

Bitch please, magic's your only tactic, repeating it like a parrot.

My rich fine rhymes shine on you like gold, 14-carrots.

It's how you were beaten twice by the elements of, uh, har-mony.

Now you're a villainous phony who got softened by somepony.

I'm Space Jamming with stars doing flip-flop moves.

Got an extra bounce to my step, like a hip-hop groove.

As for you, scram with your illusions, you're just a bad joke!

Now take it away, Porky!

Porky Pig: (1:37 - 1:38)

* stammering*

That's all, folks!

Announcer: (1:38 - 1:48)

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC CARTOON! RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Bugs Bunny Discord