User blog:Iamthelegion/Prince Zuko vs Lord Freeza

f - secretly the beat

today we have a battle between father-betraying sons, who are princes of vicious empires and enjoy blowing things up, as well as holding on to grudges for many too many years over something as silly as killing someone close to them (who may or may not have been them themselves)

the freeza in this battle was all-too-much inspired by the team four star version of freeza in character but i tried to make it so the references were mostly the anime

i might have failed

watch subbed dragon ball/z/super because fuck man all the voices are wrong in english, i havent heard anything more cancerous than goku's dub voices, masako nozawa, or maybe just occasionally masakox for goku voices

and man, with freeza, ryusei nakao motherfuckers

btw hype for that battle coming soon with hippie as guest that is harder to write than it should be that may or may not have a character also in this battle

tbf i wrote this battle a billion years ago or smth

LET'S ACTUALLY DO THAT BATTLE THING NOW!
Freeza:

I heard rumours of dissension on Freeza Planet 926

I had greater threat on Namek from another prissy pissy prince

Harder than your father, I'll do more than scar ya

Even farther - I'll carve ya, your blood will drip like your mascara

Obliterate you and your people, Fire Nation under fire

I make your sister look like Zhao, don't be in denial

You're the lowest class warrior, a meteor’d still go my way

I'll purge the universe of these embers - happy Freeza day

Zuko:

This pyrrhic pick of a prince’ll pounce upon his prey

Putting you down in ashes like the Avatar on a bad hair day

Leave you blasting off like a Jet or milk Sentai’s wet pirouette

Complete my leader set by setting off this chilled inbred

Even when igniting far hotter than the Son that tipped you off her

This raging royal show stopper is far Cooler than your brother

You can breathe in space? I breathe fire. Know your place.

I'm not a normal member of my race. to the face!

Freeza:

You should have learned some respect from your uncle

You're rushing headfirst like that monk I sent for a tumble

I never needed help to put a monkey in the ground

It would've made your pops proud how I let MY father down!

Zuko:

My training from the dragon was pure fire bending talent

In redirecting I'm valiant, only ever tempered by companions

Two parts, one blade, two princes, one game, two verses, one flame

Two returns, one fate, two shots, both take, two gods, my way!

Outro:
yes i might have been on drugs while writing this.

supa hot fire

who won? Zuzu beebies its spelled Frieza not Freeza - dubfags