User blog:Patts9009/Scott --Dis Raps for Hire

Request:
Welp, I was unable to get a written request for this, but Rebekah asked me for it. All she said was to dis the dog of the cheating ex she had. So, I had to take the request.

Dis Rap:
Whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck dude?

Cheat on a girl, call her the slut? That’s rude.

This is Courtney we’re talking about.

She’s the sweetest without a doubt.

You have to be the dumbest to leave,

For that, a dis rap is what you achieve.

Congrats, dumbass. You’ve won it, you did.

You won the title of cheater, stupid.

Honestly, you’re the lowest of the low.

Hell, you’re playing limbo for all we know.

Those fast cars you drive? They’re slow

Compared to the speed of my line flow.

I’ll run you over with my Fire Bird,

Making sure you can never say a word.

I’ll squash you down with this ferocity,

Try all you want, there’s no stoppin’ me.

So I heard that you play football,

Well so I do, on the line and all.

Now here’s something for the fans.

You’ll never win with those jerky hands.

Now, it’s the bottom of the fourth quarter,

Anton in down by 2; he’s kicking for her.

Yes, the best girl that ever trusted you,

But you know what Anton will do.

He’s getting ready attack; there is was.

The clash, the scratching of the paws!

Oh! It seems that Anton is getting in!

There it was! The final diss for the win!

You’re worse than Woods and Clinton,

And the opposite of Sheen, “Duh, losin’”.

After Note
Thanks for reading, if you did. I'm getting SO close to the final dis rap, and I'm getting SO excited! It's going to be rather long, but I hope you read it all. Until then... -B, out.