User blog:BobbyIsAwesome/A Little Girl Named Clarissa vs Charlie Matheson Jr.

Hey! It's me, Bobby! Halloween may be over, but I made a parody of Scrooge vs Trump! A little girl named Clarissa fights against Slender Man victim Charlie Matheson Jr., but is he alone?

Cast
SkeepTiel as A Little Girl Named Clarissa

ASZ Productions as Charlie Matheson Jr.

Yobar as I.M. Meen

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks

Justin Buckner as The Slender Man

Kevin Krust as Announcer

Introduction
Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A LITTLE GIRL NAMED CLARISSA

VS

CHARLIE MATHESON JR.

BEGIN!

A Little Girl Named Clarissa:
Wake up, Charles! I’m about to take a dickens of a dump

On this lonely, hopeless little miserable grump!

I’m like the eyes of the Halloween pumpkin! You’re like the shit!

I’m not known for my heart, but you’re still getting split!

You remind me of my mother and of my father, ‘cause you disgust me!

Keep your CM from Charlie Sr. away from me! Don’t even touch me!

I don't shake hands! I don't make fans! I ruin rappers faster than childish brats!

I creep into your room and kill you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death!

My raps will haunt you, make you think you're going insane!

You're about to get whooped by three emcees of the ethereal plane,

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Halloween pain,

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">'Cause I'm out! I got my own fucking problems, NO PAIN MEANS NO GAIN!!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Charlie Matheson Jr.:
<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">How dare you disturb me with your frickin’ pinnacles?

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">You scare me worse than the Slender Man, and he grabbed me with his tentacles!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">He’s a creepypasta, but about you? I DON’T CARE!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">I do not believe in spirits and I don’t believe the flare!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">I.M. Meen:
<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">Don’t panic, Charles, but you dissed a creepy girl!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">I’m I.M. Meen, the most powerful magician in the world

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">And you’re just a little little little little smartie!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">By the end, I’ll make a really evil party!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">Slender Man? It can’t scare me! I.M. not afraid!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">You shouldn’t have made like Gnorris and kissed the maid

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">Because your greed is the curse that’s gonna tear you apart!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">What’s good in your purse if you’re poor in your heart?

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Charlie Matheson Jr.:
<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">0 out of 10! You scare me worse than Clarissa and Slendy!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">I hope you and Slendy won’t be so so trendy!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Hope and survival; that’s the life I’ve selected,

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">So enough with your pictures from the past! I'm not affected!

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">Harvey Beaks:
<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">Hello, my name is Harvey Beaks!

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">I’m the spirit of the current Halloween!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Charlie Matheson Jr.:
<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Nice to meet you, Harvey. Look at that!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">I mean, seriously, are you dressed as a cat?

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">Harvey Beaks:
<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">No! I’m dressed as a mailman who went out in a full moon

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">And was bitten by a werewolf!

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">I roam the streets looking for fresh victims

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">And also delivering small to mid-size packages.

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">I look so nice and you should go to beans

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">‘Cause you don’t know the spirit of Halloween!

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">If you don’t leave me, I’ll scare you like “BOO”!

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">Do you wanna see me do this? *howls*

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Charlie Matheson Jr.:
<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">NO! THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">OH, THIS IS MADDENING AGONY! Wait. Actually,

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Harkening back to Clarissa’s lecture,

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">I‘m expecting the final specter!

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">The Slender Man:
<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">BOO!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Charlie Matheson Jr.:
<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">AHHH!

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">The Slender Man:
<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">YOU’RE GONNA DIE

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">WITH NO ONE TO LOVE YOU AND NO ONE TO CRY!

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">ALONE BY YOURSELF ON THE BED OF YOUR DEATH

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">WITH THE STENCH OF REGRET ON YOUR LAST DYING BREATH

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">‘CAUSE YOU CHOSE THE PATH OF A SELFISH MAN

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">WITH LAUREN’S INNOCENT BLOOD IN YOUR HANDS!

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">THE PENANCE YOU PAY FOR THE WAY YOU BEHAVE

<span style="color:rgb(153,153,153)">IS WRITTEN AS PLAIN AS THE NAME ON THIS GRAVE!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Charlie Matheson Jr.:
<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">Are these the shadows of things that will be? Or things that may be, only?

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">If I depart from my course, can they change? Say it is thus with what you show me!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">I promise to mend my ways! A friend to all kids is what I will become!

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0)">It's Halloween! I haven't missed my chance to be different! God bless us, every—

Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! Uh oh! *screams as the logo runs away and Harvey runs on-screen*

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">Harvey Beaks: (talking)
<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">*howls*

<span style="color:rgb(0,255,255)">HAPPY HALLOWEEN! *walks off-screen*

Announcer:

 * the logo rushes on-screen again*

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Poll
Who Won? A Little Girl Named Clarissa Charlie Matheson Jr. I.M. Meen Harvey Beaks The Slender Man Everyone Nobody