User blog:Nikki Lee 1999/Nikki and the Gargoyle

Nikki, Moe, and Jax are sitting together in at lunch.

Moe: Hey Jax, you are a gargoyle!

Nikki: You know, I never noticed that. You are a gargoyle!

Jax: Don't be ridiculous, I am not a gargoyle.

Nikki: Of course he isn't a gargoyle Moe. That's absurd.

Moe: No, it's true. Jax, you are a gargoyle.

Nikki: Moe is right. You are a gargoyle.

Jax: No. That is silly. I am a human being, just like you.

Nikki: Exactly, he is a human being Moe, stop calling him a gargoyle. It's childish.

Moe: It's the truth. Jax, you are a gargoyle!

Nikki: He's right Jax. You are a gargoyle. And the sooner you admit that, the better it will be for all three of us.

Jax: I am NOT a gargoyle. The only one here who is a gargoyle is YOU Moe!

Nikki: He's right Moe, you are a gargoyle. It's very clear for everyone to see.

Moe: Ha!! I am a lot of things. But I am not a gargoyle!

Nikki: Jax, why would you accuse Moe of being a gargoyle? That's not even a normal insult. Nobody says that!

Jax: Moe... ... ... ... You're a gargoyle.

Nikki: He's got a valid point. You are a gargoyle. There is no use in hiding who you are.

Moe: For the last time, I am not a gargoyle!

Nikki: Jax! Do you even know what a gargoyle is? It's a stone statue creature that is on the side of old buildings. That is not what Moe is and you know it!

Jax: Moe is a gargoyle, Nikki. Moe, you are a gargoyle.

Nikki: Moe, just look into a mirror and you will know it to be true. You will see a gargoyle looking back at you.

Moe: No. I am not a gargoyle, I am done with both of you.

Moe picks up his lunch box with his marble talons and flies off into the western horizon.

Nikki: He is gone Jax. ;-;

Jax: No thanks to you Neekee Lee.

Jax also picks up his lunch box with his talons and flies far to the east looking for a building ledge to rest on.

Nikki sits and eats her lunch sad and alone. She reaps what she sows.

The end.