Thread:LakuitaBro01/@comment-7352837-20130404224105

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



MOSES



VS



SANTA CLAUS



BEGIN!



Santa:

You’ve still been a naughty boy



I’ll treat you like I do with all toys



How about you take another 40

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<p class="MsoNormal">Years away from my pole

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<p class="MsoNormal">And Keep those h**s under control

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<p class="MsoNormal">I think the Egyptians should put you

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<p class="MsoNormal">In bondage

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<p class="MsoNormal">What the f*** are you saying?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Just speak my language

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<p class="MsoNormal">How mad can you be?

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<p class="MsoNormal">So take your a** back across the Red Sea

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<p class="MsoNormal">Moses:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m back for round two

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll take your beard and rip it you foo

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<p class="MsoNormal">December 25th is Jesus’ day

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<p class="MsoNormal">I think you should be moved to may

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<p class="MsoNormal">You feel things in your belly?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re as bad looking as a girl

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<p class="MsoNormal">Named Kelly

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<p class="MsoNormal">How the h*** do you fit down a chimney?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so bad at rapping that they put

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<p class="MsoNormal">You on Disney

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<p class="MsoNormal">Why are children still sitting on your lap?

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll beat you so bad you’ll unwrap

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<p class="MsoNormal">Take that cap off you look like a nothin’

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<p class="MsoNormal">Or maybe a white fat Albert

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<p class="MsoNormal">Or somethin’

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<p class="MsoNormal">Santa:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ho ho ho that’s what you are

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<p class="MsoNormal">With your teaching ways that’s just bizarre

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<p class="MsoNormal">What’s with your face cause it looks like my a**

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<p class="MsoNormal">I swear to god it’s like looking at glass

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<p class="MsoNormal">I fit down a chimney with slim fast

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<p class="MsoNormal">So what if I’m on Disney

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<p class="MsoNormal">Cause I have a blast!

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<p class="MsoNormal">What’s Christmas without the cold

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<p class="MsoNormal">When blizzards in the North Pole hit

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m sure as h*** bold

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll have my man Papa Smurf

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Put you in a choke-hold

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I just checked that you’re on my turf

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<p class="MsoNormal">Moses go suck some honey and it’ll produce milk

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<p class="MsoNormal">In the wilderness did you kill elk?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Part the Red Sea again

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<p class="MsoNormal">Go back and approach the forest of sin

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<p class="MsoNormal">Cause you already committed one

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<p class="MsoNormal">Moses:

<p class="MsoNormal">If you keep on eating cookies your

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<p class="MsoNormal">Fat a** can’t be carried

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<p class="MsoNormal">It’s a huge surprise that you

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<p class="MsoNormal">Even got married

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<p class="MsoNormal">Run you’re 11 chins back up to your shop

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<p class="MsoNormal">Cause this staff is gonna drop

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<p class="MsoNormal">When you sneak into kids room it’s no game

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leaving kids toys on there door step gave you fame?

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<p class="MsoNormal">I did more things than you can do in a night

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<p class="MsoNormal">This battle will end like any other fight

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<p class="MsoNormal">One shall win and one shall prevail

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<p class="MsoNormal">That’s how it went in this tale

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC-EPIC!

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP-RAP!

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES-BATTLES!

<p class="MsoNormal">OF-OF!

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