User blog:B-4-4/Shitty Word Duels of the Future 1: Hand vs Foot

Yeah, so I don't really like making rap battles (like my last one). So I've decided to make SWDoF, which is a way for me to stick a bunch of crappy lines together and make a battle. Yeah, none of the battles will be good nor serious. So here's the first one.

SHITTY WORD DUELS OF THE FUTURE!!!!

HAND!

VS

FOOT!

BEGIN!

Hand:

I'm about to whup your heel with all 5 fingers

Because I'm a hand and you're a jerk like Jerry Springer

I pick things up, but you just get sucked by whores

And you walk on floors

Foot:

You fucking bitch, I'll walk all over you

And kick you 6 feet underground, fool

I am foot and you are hand

That's why your raps are bland

Hand:

I get inserted in pussies and pull some dicks, I'm a player like Hugh Hefner

You smell so you need air freshener

And I was that guy in Spongebob with the cool accent

You're big and not perfect

Foot:

I made Usain Bolt what he is toe-day

You like dicks so that means that you're really gay

Don't fuck with me or else you'll lose

You're my bitch so bring me some booze

WHO DID A DECENT JOB?

WHO'S GONNA SUFFER NEXT?

I'LL DECIDE BECAUSE I MAKE THIS GARBAGE

SHITTY WORD DUELS OF THE FUTUREEEEEE

Winner? Hand Foot Eyeball Nostril Nipple Miley Cyrus's Tongue