Talk:Ray William Johnson/@comment-26417457-20160603211956/@comment-104.33.211.71-20161002054412

ERB leak Ray William Johnson mops the floor withDoug Walker,James Bond,and,Ryan Higa

RWJ verse 1 Hey what's happening forum?Its Ray Bitch!Let's show this ranter who's the real shit!You smell like poo that's why I'm better than you!Comment question of the day have you ever been laid?Probably not with that bald head!I would rather watch Fred!

RWJ Verse 2(puts on penguin suit) You're weak!You can't rhyme!Oh look at the time!But it's fine because I don't go to sleep don't call me fat just because I like to eat.What are you watching there?(A movie.)I know that but can I see?(No.)Fine then you're a homo.I just wanted to let you know I'm the leader.I got my own show I'm gonna beat your ass with this pillow.

(Beats Doug to death with Pillow goes to fountain of youth.Encounters James Bond bathing there.)

RWJ verse 3 I get vviieewss faster than you shoot your gun.You're movies are faker than your mama's buns.I got girls watching my vids day and night even you're kids say damn that nice!

RWJ verse 4 When will it occur to you that I'm a celeb on YouTube BTW my sacks bigger than your whole crew dude.Why do you wear a tux on such little missions man you suck James Bond from an ex-fan. Ever heard of "Big Sack Ray William Johnson it's like the truest thing EVAR!Honestly son James Bond?That sounds kinda like your fat mom!

(Gets molecules shifted becomes slightly older and has now assumed the form of a kid by the name of Joseph Greenwell causing old some verses to be recycled.He also wears an Abercrombie jacket now.He encounters lifetime enemy Ryan Higa who also bathed in the fountain of youth and had his particles altered to be a white youth as well.)

RWJ verse 5 What's happening Forum?Time to show this guy I'm the greatest YouTube sensation to ever hit online!You like to play with big balls that are green that's obscene.I'll smash your Asian eyes and make them more unable to see!I set the record for most subscribed a bunch of times.All you do is tell kids to be a thug and whine.Comment question of the day:Why are you so gay?My favorite Martioneers will chase your scrawny ass away!

RWJ verse 6 Sean Fujiyoshi ran away because your videos sucked.Or was it your bad breath when you too puckered up?You better shut you're mouth I'm the best now can it!I'll beat your ass hard get your existence of this planet.

(Sends Ryan into a fit of rage that he can only express by lifting his arms up and down with a confused look.Meanwhile Joseph/RWJ does a victory dance.)