User blog:JMitch25/FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD vs. Cool Kek - Occasional Rodent Duels that Result in Some Sort of Conclusion

Behold a thing I was suggested to create. We now have the big one. The stupidest thing ever to be conceived. Norm, that polar bear guy, facing off against none other than Cool Cat in a battle of silly animal friends.

Cast
Food Boy as Norm of the North

Chris Carbery as Cool Cat

LilDeuceDeuce as everyone else who appears in this whole thing

The sign of what is life
Occasional Rodent Duels that Result in Some Sort of Conclusion (god, that’s a long title) vs.... Meh! Norm of the North

I thought I was going to fight Bubsy. Oh well, I’ll just Shake it Off

I have better ratings than Sausage Party and Mall Cop

You’re just a sensitive depressing furry

Who doesn’t know how to embrace a flurry

I’m a special kind of bear, you’re a dead meme at this point

Put all your dreamland in the bag ‘cause I’mma rock dis joint boi!

You’re nothing but a cracker whose name is graham

I may be panned, but I’ll hit you with a pan

Cool Cat

My daddy says what goes around comes around

I’ll beat you to and fro, so follow my rainbow!

I’ve stopped the concept of bullying while you Dodged Digits

Trolley the Trout makes another friend. So me? NO! :(

I’m surfing the web and I see that you’re hated by folks

More so than Where the Dead Go to Die. I hope

In a way you may complete me

I never take lessons? You never banged that one guy!

Norm of the North

Don’t let me sing, you freakin’ gay faggot, I’m the good guy

I destroyed the 1% while you tried to make a kid cry

You think you’re tough with your stuff and your Coke?

Well Coke Coke Coke Coke Coke Coke Coke!

I just said Coke eight dang times!

Raps so good to f--you, they don’t need to rhyme

You’re a damn Collision Course

As my knife has a talk with your little penis

Cool Cat

People laugh to death because of your shits *explosion* *orgasm*

I Hate Everything about you!

Why do I love you?

You’re so bad, the people know you’re rotten!

???

Did somebody say Rotten?

Introducing...

O'Hare

Let this stupid meme die!

I’ll make sure you damn dirty animals cry

As I take your bitches and fuck them simultaneously

Because I’m part echidna, and they have four penises!

Cuck.

*Gorbachev kicks him in the junk. He's Tim Curry from FernGully now.*

Hexxus or some shit, IDK

Brimstone is my element, so I’ll spray Toxic Love of your jeans

And Norm, it was truly I who melted the ice cap of your sheets

That orangutan from El Arca who may or may not be gay

You’re all rotten tomatoes throwing people at the screen

While I go save the arc, say hello to Mr. Clean!

Okay, what the fuck even was that?



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