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TK'S TOURNEY OF BATTLES YAY

DANTE ALIGHIERI

VERSUS

GEORGE ORWELL

LOL FUCK CODING

BEGIN:

George Orwell:
Alas, a mechanism of oppression's great emissary

Apparently to face off against dystopia's cemetery

Crawled out of Animal Farm, judging by your works

An illustrious Taylor Swift who's certainly butthurt

Call this a Crusade, for you are damned for wrath

No hope for a New Life facing my Blairingly hot raps

The father of Italia, a house split two ways forever

And out of the fountains, Petrarch flows much better

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">De vulgari-ty of your works are not eloquence' fare

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">I'll leave you so disoriented you'll be asking where Virgil is <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">

Dante Alighieri:
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Try to gnaw on my toxins and I’ll end you like tobacco!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">For a hard case homophobe you frequently spanked your male students,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">I’m the sickest distinguished linguist, I put the flu in fluent!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">You’re overrated, made famous by a wave of douches expressing rage,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Trying to act like smart shit but I bet they don’t even know your real name!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">I’m Father of Language, defined love, complex written culture I set the ground

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">While like a simple Wikipedia summary, I can break Orwell down!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">When you’re roasted by my Inferno you’ll feel real pain and sorrow,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">And maybe you’ll stop posing and write some real literature! Stronzo!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">You hate oppressive government yet you oppress minorities,

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George Orwell:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Dear God! Your disses are as creative as your character names!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> My message sunk in, stopped Stalin, yours inspired cheap video games!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> You left this battle a cold war, but I'm heating it up now!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Intelligent readers leave you like how Florence kicked you out!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Our works alike, strange hells, inescapable villains, sons denied a mother

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> But I'll put an end to this Divine Comedy who would be my Big Brother

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> For you to be remembered once more, it'll take another 750 years

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Because your faux-etry went downhill, like the Road to Wigan Pier.

Dante Alighieri:
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:Cochin;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">I got this battle locked up like when the police found you drunk in the gutter,

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<p style="text-align:justify;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align:justify;">WHO'S NEX- wait nvm

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Who Won? Cave's balls Lexi's foot AIDS