User blog:J1coupe/2nd Brunswikian Tournament - Gordon Freeman (Coupe) vs. Rick Grimes (Wachow)



Sorry, I should have started this a long time ago, but I had some problems to deal with, so now here I am, very late, but here it is. Not as good as I hope to be, but I don't know anything about Rick Grimes. Don't have much else to say, so, uh, let's go, I guess.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BRUNSWIKIA!

GORDON FREEMAN!

VERSUS!

RICK GRIMES!

BEGIN!

Gordon Freeman:
So The Walking Dead of John Wayne wants to battle The Alien Slayer?

I'm Woodbury-ing you six feet under, you better say your prayers.

I kill more aliens in a day than you killed Walkers since the outbreak,

you're screwing with the wrong person, your family's life is at the stake.

This physicist don't need to calculate, it seems your enemies were accurate,

Days Gone Bye, yet this Grimy cowboy weren't able to spit anything adequate!

My crowbar will leave you in a coma, it's about time the sheriff learned

that I'll cut you into three like your right hand, Half-Life 3 confirmed!

Poll
Will be up when the battle's done.