User blog:Flashley/Epic rap batte Assy vs Tk 2

A popular sequel to the first battle. Assy and TK are back to war.

Assy as asy

TK as TK

get ready---

get set---

negin

TK:

I have a dream that one day

That creepy white dudes can stop hating on gays

The mother of civil rights

Against the leader of supremacy for whites

It took me nearly ten years just to be able to vote

While you wanted to move more of us gays to get on your boat

I'm the leader of this movement and I'll never go down

Especially to someone who acts like a self-righteous clown

Assy:

My name's Assyrian Assassin and I'm coming in hot

Even hotter than that 360 headshot

I'm breaking up your movement like a Union front line

And when I lynch ya, they'll forget ya

Oh "I Have A Dream" of equalism

ha, more like a need for plagiarism

The TLK is about to feel the wrath of the AAA

And when you do, they're gonna say

Who was that guy, what did he teach?

It's not gonna matter cuz I'm crushing this beat

TK:

Bruh, I heard your nickname to some is Old Bed

Pillows can take a beating, but I guess you can't

It's ironic that Montgomery is your child's middle name

And he was the one who put crosses to flame

But there was you, dead to him, oh what a shame

But both you and your son can say Dad is to blame

Assy:

Who gives a crap about your ERB boycott

I bet you would back down if put on the spot

don't worry, I have already dug your plot

You are considered a visionary of your time

yet you can't even make a rhyme to beat mine

I declare that this rap will make you dead on this day

You will drop even harder than the aftermath of Vegan Day

TK:

Make fun of me, make fun of my hair

Just know I'm gonna come at you like a gay bear (as in the animal)

Crawling and attacking in the dead of night

Pounce on people who think the whites......

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are better, I'm black you're white

I can see the difference but there's no arguing with you you're so you're so indifferent even though the government made your segregation illegal

You think you and your super whites own the nations bald eagle

Waving your flags like a kid waves his

Thanking him for actually helping the country, that soldier made people feel safe you make people feel hated

You should go back and live where you did before I heard that the south is taking back their trash

Your group couldn't even persuade Lincoln

and wouldn't you know, he was a vampire hunter

Look at you now, shaking like a leaf

My raps are long, yours are brief

Dropping the bombs on you like your name was Hiroshima

Have you coughing and sputtering as if you had emphysema

That's a lung disease in case you didn't know

You're pretty stupid but although

Even though you had absolutely zero formal education you could probably build a good foundation for you to bury your dead slaves under but I suppose that's a good thing since your madness made waves in it

In the bigger scheme of civil rights I suppose you helped me but you should probably unlock your mind with a key

why'd you do it why'd you hate blacks it doesn't matter because I'm gonna chop down your door with an axe and say

here's TK

Assy:

Oh would you look at that,,

another thing stolen, you are as good as a rat

You have no style, no chic, and no home as your own

My daddy Trump is here so you're gonna get pwned

but don't cry yet because I am not through

So what that your life as a little rough

Just when I thought it would make you tough

You're sitting here whining like a child

acting like you are right back from where you belong in the wild

You're so entitled, I wish I'd left you in California

because god knows your kind doesn't belong in america

Oh, are you gonna sick the LGBT on little old me?

You know the consequence for what that'll be

Your house, your church, everything set to burn

Just like I do to you with my every turn

Defeat will rip the heart, away from your sexuality

Just like a mix of Kano and Scarface, with tons of cocaine

Truth is brother, I did make waves with what I taught

And my lessons lasted longer than for what you fought

Homophobia is till burning like an Olympic torch

Because you still belong at uncle tom's cabin sitting alone forgotten on the porch

TK: I'm not even gonna talk about your war crimes

I'll just let the people ring their chimes

at my funeral

Cuz I changed lives for the better

What'd you do?

You killed people, raped people

It's pretty cold out, better wear a sweater

cuz it's gonna be a cold day when you die

It's gonna be an empty funeral, nobody's gonna say goodbye

People rejoiced when I passed

People are only gonna remember you for you

A short, racist douche

You had some stuff going for you I'll give you that

You might have even been Grand Wizard

Oh God, look out!

Dumbledore is casting Wingardium Levio-sucks

Assy:

You diss my raps and you diss me

But why should I listen to a half-wit with a dream

These ideals of yours are preposterous at best

Why do you even try, you'll go down with the rest

Did you think no one would see you camping on that balcony?

Nobody likes a camper, but oh the irony

The King, cast down like a peasant

I'm sure that wasn't very pleasant

Heh, but what can you do life isn't great and neither are you

Flashley:

Alright you two that's enough of this battle

I've come in to separate you like cattle

tk shot

this is the end of your reigns with your dames

assy shot

sorry that you guys are all lame

time to dip.

DESTROYED

wo won

whos next

you decide