User blog:Manlyman21/Ozzy Osbourne (prine of darkness) vs Dracula (Prince of darkness)

DRACULA!!!!!!!!

VS!!!!!!!

OZZY OSBOURNE!!!!!

Dracula:

Look at this man about to overdose

Looking like brendon lee from the crow

Glad you left Black Sabbath cause I prefer DIO

I suck blood out till you dry

But I refuse

blood might get me high

Overdose then I die

Take your fluff, go away, go to the zoo

kill the animals like you do

Ozzy:

Whats up, batman?!!!

Oh wait, your dracula, I am not a fucking fan

I will bite your head off your body

I heard you like it really bloody

Your shitty species went to twilight

Get ready for a fright night

Your sad cause your the grandpa of Edward Cullun

I am going to nail your arse into a coffin

Dracula:

Your just sad, you can't sing

I prefer listening the rambles of Hellsing

you got trapped by your wife

Now you depend on sharon for your life

You look like an emo drag queen with no more tears

I would rather listen to Tears for Fears

Ozzy:

My Crazy train is about to run your ass over

I will make sure to complain to bram stoker

Your an undead old fuck

I got a wooden cross and my teeth

Your shit out of luck

I am going to stab your ass with a wooden stick

You can suck the blood, right from my dick!!!!