User blog:Bobdave/BDRB 5. Elsa vs Sub-Zero

This original rap battle idea comes to you from Bobdave.

DISCLAIMER: I haven't ever watched Frozen or played Mortal Kombat. References might be off. To be honest I have no clue why I'd write a battle about two franchises I'm unfamiliar with.

WARNING: Various terrible puns await you in this battle.

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

QUEEN ELSA

VS

SUB-ZERO

BEGIN!

Sub-Zero
Are you the older sis I've been told to dis

Let's see who's the one with the coldest spit

Turn away and slam the door, you won't be missed

So you can let the storm rage on all you wish

Olaf to smack you back to the Netherlands, don't be upset

Just cuz you got screwed by a dude you just met

Time to tell the truth princess, admit

Cuz I'm not the one with incest fanfics

I'm sharp as an icicle, you're hard and unlikeable

Your fame is gonna fade until you aren't recognizable

Already fought a dude with a frozen fortress of solitude

What you gonna do? About to drop an avalanche on top of you

Elsa
I sting like a Scorpion, you know the drill

Come from Norway but I give that Polar chill

I leave any opponent frozen still

And be left with time to get a snowman built

What a Noob, try to insult my movie

Bad move, like yours was some kinda beauty

So bring your attacks, your back flips, your wack kicks and all

I don't need to be icy to prove I can shrink your balls

Everyone hails the queen while you're a tacky Jackie Chan

I leave any emcee with frostbite, you're as cold as Pakistan

I'm massive man, me and my brand amassing masses of fans

I'm masterfully massacring this masked ass and his crappy clan

Sub-Zero
I rule the consoles, your heart's more stony than a rock troll

Leave you under ice with a tundra slice combo

So don't battle me, it'll end badly like it did for your family

You'd know a lot about clichéd endings so here goes: FATALITY

Elsa
With my powers I can freeze a land, bring sleet, snow

Your chances of winning are simply sub-zero

I may have some strange members of my fanbase, then again

Perhaps I'm usually with my sister but you're probably wet for Sven

Who won? Elsa Sub-Zero