User blog:Loygansono55/Mark Zuckerberg VS Alexander Graham Bell

This entry in my series of fanmade rap battles features founder of popular social network, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, against the inventer of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell.

Cast
NicePeter as Mark Zuckerberg

EpicLLOYD as Alexander Graham Bell

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARK ZUCKERBERG!

VERSUS!

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!

BEGIN!

Mark Zuckerberg

I invented the most popular network ever created,

Nobody uses phones anymore, they 'book, your legacy's eradicated,

You're in a relationship? Bell, it's not polite to lie,

Your phone gets shitty connection here, but please try not to cry,

I bet you went deaf because you had your ringtone on too loud,

When I first showed off my website, everybody was wowed,

Forget MySpace and Twitter, I left them both in the dust,

I'd highly suggest joining the crowd, it's a must!



Alexander Graham Bell

You Suck-erberg, you pasty-faced geek, there ain't no doubt,

I went on to achieve greatness, you're a college dropout,

If I had an account, then I would block you with great speed,

When you type lyek diss, please, I can't even read,

Just like Loygan and Shaun, I'm another proud Scot,

You just alienate no-life nerds, that's all you've got?

I invented the fucking telephone, left an impact on the society,

Your posts are all the same, begging for Likes, have some variety!

Mark Zuckerberg

I left my Mark on history, with millions of users around the net,

I mastered the art of technology, I don't see you as much of a threat,

Wealth is what I've got, the Donald Trump of cyberspace,

Connecting people from around the globe, of every single race,

Aleck, get with the times, it's best to upgrade to a mobile,

Or better yet, hurry up, and get your ass off of my profile,

Face it, I'm the communications expert of the modern age,

I'll Poke you in the face, and make a 'Bell Sucks' page!

Alexander Graham Bell

Give me a ring when you're ready to accept your inevitable loss,

And you can admit defeat, press 1 now to get served by a boss,

I've got a Notification for you, boy, you're getting owned,

Feel free to speak your last words, after the tone,

I'll hack your worthless profile, and spam it with non-stop 'gay',

Don't even bother sending me a FarmVille request, I'm never going to play,

Quit posting updates in your basement, and go play in the sun,

I'd Share my victory with your Friends, but you have none!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Mark Zuckerberg Alexander Graham Bell

Note
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