User blog:Loygansono55/Candy Floss vs Marshmallow - Epic Rap Battles of Food Season 2

Ah, greetings and welcome to another Epic Rap Battles of Food. Today's fierce combatants are all pumped up on steroids waiting to tear each other to pieces. Candy Floss versus Marshmallow. Commence.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

CANDY FLOSS!

VERSUS!

MARSHMALLOW!

BEGIN!

Candy Floss:
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker, I'mma win!

Siskel and Ebert gave me two thumbs up, just ask them if you don't believe me,

I'm Candy Floss, bitch! I'm all swirly and pink,

You're a stinky dinky dink, you smell of lip gloss... I'm Candy Floss!

People only eat you for the chubby bunny challenge,

I don't wanna take the chubby bunny challenge, the chubby bunny challenge is bullshit, you're disgusting!

I'm discussing how to make gay marriage legal in every state!

If you took a quiz about Star Wars, I bet you'd only get about three questions right!

Marshmallow:
That verse was bad, you rap worse than Patrick Warburton,

If I saw you on a shelf, I'd just walk right past you, ha!

Kermit the Frog is one of my best friends, he taught me how to hang ten,

But you just get taught how to suck, I'm soft and light and fluffy,

Eek! You reek! I wouldn't take a peek all week!

You're worse than something terrible, like an anchovy pizza!

You're getting totally served, but not a plate, I'll take your stick and shove it up your anus,

I bet you secretly watch midget porn!

Candy Floss:
I'm a Candy Boss, you're friends with the Annoying Orange,

I hate that guy, he stole my football, so I fucked his day up!

You can find me at fun fairs and carnivals and stuff,

My favourite band is the Who, and you're definately not the Who!

Old people have wallpaper that looks better than you,

You put the poo into poop, yeah, that's right, you smell pretty bad!

Leonardo DiCaprio has a batter chance of winning an Oscar for Best Rapper than you!

That means you're a bad rapper, so go away!

Marshmallow:
You're a sticky little wicket, I have a friend called Graham Cracker!

So now I'll pass the mic over to Graham Cracker!

Graham Cracker:
Graham is my name, and I am a freaking cracker!

I will make your mouth even dryer than your balls!

Marshmallow and Graham Cracker combine together to create S'more, who starts to rap.

S'more:
Yeah! We're a S'more now, what you gonna do!

Cookin' on a campfire next to this pot of stew,

I am melted but I don't care, cause I am still winning,

Let me ask you a question, do you suck? The answer is yes, you do suck, you suck balls, in fact!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU ORDER!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

Who won? Candy Floss Marshmallow, Graham Cracker, and S'more