User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Pokemon Evil Team Leader Battle Royale

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCAMPIONS



MAXIE AND ARCHIE



VS



GIOVANNI



BEGIN!





Giovanni:
A maximum level of queerness is emanating from these two,

Make up your damn mind you two, your game needs a redo,

Land and Sea, a constant war between two teams of dumb,

Environmentalists gone idiotic, that speaks for you, scum,

My raps are Gold and Silver, yours are dust and some rust,

<p class="MsoNormal">Mark my Words, you’ll fail harder than any other bust,

<p class="MsoNormal">A Fire and Water duo, shouldn’t you be fighting each other,

<p class="MsoNormal">And you think that you can win this, you're more annoying than my mother,

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Archie:
<p class="MsoNormal">Knock you to the ground-on, you look like a ky-ogre and so you disappeared

<p class="MsoNormal">Maxie:

<p class="MsoNormal">For your insolence you will enter a world of pain for being so called feared

<p class="MsoNormal">Archie:

<p class="MsoNormal">Time to meet your Houndoom by being purged by fire in this battle

<p class="MsoNormal">Maxie:

<p class="MsoNormal">Make ya drown in the ocean and leave your whole team baffled

<p class="MsoNormal">Archie:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hyper Beam your face of and leave a Giga Impact on your stomach area

<p class="MsoNormal">Maxie:

<p class="MsoNormal">You lived in a troubled little past and that can throw you into hysteria

<p class="MsoNormal">Both:

<p class="MsoNormal">Now go home Giovanni, we don’t want losers to be here,

<p class="MsoNormal">Face it, you just went against a lyrical leer

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<p class="MsoNormal">-A portal opens and Cyrus walks out from it-

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Cyrus:
<p class="MsoNormal">You imbeciles can’t fight worth crap even if your were to try,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re stuck with a cat on your lap and your rule was a lie,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now Archie, stop using pokemon that are weak to electricity,

<p class="MsoNormal">Maxie you’re a fail and you’re gonna Camerupt with heat, pity,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m 27 years old and I slay you all with my intellect, deal with it,

<p class="MsoNormal">I make people intimidated with my stare, nothing you can do about it,

<p class="MsoNormal">Nice twin Giovanni, frankly, he can be the only Juan,

<p class="MsoNormal">Fire and Water and Ground don’t mix, combine and you’ll be gone

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<p class="MsoNormal">-Kyurem comes flying down form the sky, Ghetsis leaps from its back-

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Ghetsis:
<p class="MsoNormal">SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Don’t talk like a person you freaks,

<p class="MsoNormal">You all just get defeated right off the bat, you’re friggin’ weak,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the creator of Team Plasma, I’m perfect, I’m the ruler!

<p class="MsoNormal">You all didn’t do anything life threatening, I’m more crueler,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s the ceremony of revival, I have awakened from my hiding,

<p class="MsoNormal">Should I stab you with ice spears or the latter, I’m deciding,

<p class="MsoNormal">I RULE THE WORLD! Theres nothing you can do to me,

<p class="MsoNormal">So leave the ceremony be cuz’ you can’t beat me

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<p class="MsoNormal">-A giant flower like cannon raises from the ground, Lysandre appears from it-

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Lysandre:
<p class="MsoNormal">You cruel bastardss don’t understand what I’m doing for the world,

<p class="MsoNormal">Better step back cuz’ Lysandre took the stage, like a flower that unfurled,

<p class="MsoNormal">Giovanni you’re old news, you got a pile of shit for a Pokemon,

<p class="MsoNormal">Maxie and Archie, you’re like the environmental mafia, I am your don,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cyrus you’re a emo, you’re lost in a world full of distortion,

<p class="MsoNormal">Ghetsis you’re a loon that treats like his adopted son is a abortion,

<p class="MsoNormal">All of you freaks cannot touch this, your raps are so amiss,

<p class="MsoNormal">Make raps made ya drown in piss, all of you useless grunts are dismissed

Who Won? Giovanni Maxie and Archie Cyrus Ghetsis Lysandre