User:PertyQwerty



Ohai. I'm Aidan, but I go as PertyQwerty on this wonderful place called the ERB wiki. I first found ERB back in October of 2012 and the first episode I watched was Mitt Romney vs Barack Obama. The first episode that I watched on the day of its release was Adam vs Eve. I didn't find this wiki until October of 2013 when I was looking up ERB on google. Little did I know there was a website that found the covers and audio for ERB before the release. The first battle I had "spoiled" by the wiki was Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc. I never really talked on the wiki though, just stopped by every once in a while to see any news. I made my account in May of 2014, however I still didn't talk much on the site. The first battle I watched as a member of the wiki was Walter White vs Rick Grimes. Ever since then I've slowly become more active within this community. So yeah, there's my history at this wiki. :3

Winners of ERB and My favourite line:
1. Bill O'Reilly (You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo)

2. Darth Vader (You're mom's been with so many dudes, who even knows if I'm your father?)

3. Abe Lincoln (Well tell me Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?)

4. Lady Gaga (With the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking five)

5. Macho Man > Kim Jong-Il > Hulk Hogan (But when midgets step us, I stomp midget asses)

6. Beethoven (You want to be a little white usher? Here, show 'em to their seats)

7. Albert Einstein (Cause that means Albert E=mc squared)

8. Genghis Khan (You got two giant ears but can't hear that you suck)

9. Napoleon Bonaparte (You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang)

10. Billy Mayes and Vince Offer (Slap-chop your face, make a double chin salsa)

11. Gandalf (And we all know you got more than a borgat in your closet)

12. Tie (You crook you, I bet you wrote the Twilight books too) (You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page)

13. Mr. Rogers (You call yourself T cuz you're too dumb to spell)

14. Christopher Columbus (I'll beat you so bad you'll feel it in the next generation)

15. EpicLLOYD (And then leak to youtube, you're middle name is Alexis)

16. Adolf Hitler (Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator)

17. Master Chief (300 asses need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton)

18. Wright Bros (You think we're scared of idiots addicted to shrooms?)

19. Michael Jackson (Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up)

20. Cleopatra (Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read)

21. Steve Jobs > Bill Gates > HAL 9000 (Why'd you name your company after your dick?)

22. Freddie Mercury (You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents)

23. Abe Lincoln > Barack Obama > Mitt Romney (I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it)

24. Doc Brown (I don't know what's lamer, you're fans or your special effects?)

25. Clint Eastwood (You should of spent more time matching your voice up to your lips)

26. Sherlock Holmes > Robin > Batman (I heard he has a British butler! Good, then he'll be used to being served by English men)

27. Santa and the Elves (Yo, here's a GPS! Who gets lost for 40 years?)

28. Adam (And then you're junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon)

29. Martin Luther King Jr (But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower)

30. Thomas Edison (You never had sex, but you sure got screwed by me)

31. Babe Ruth (Now Imma drop your ass faster than your own foundation)

32. Mozart (You're like an emo Steve Urkel and ooh, wreak of deadmouse)

33. Gorbachev > Stalin > Lenin > Rasputin > Putin (If your name ends with "in" time to get out)

34. Darth Vader (You put a gun in your mouth and fired up)

35. Al Capone (Slappin' bitch ass teach's since I was 14, you ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you fro Halloween)

36. Joan of Arc (Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa)

37. Pablo Picasso (You're the PBS version of Nickelback)

38. Muhammad Ali (But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy)

39. J.P. Morgan > The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come > Kanye West > Donald Trump > Ebenezer Scrooge (I own the railroad, I run these tracks)

40. Walter White (No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife)

41. Goku (You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun)

42. Edgar Allan Poe (I'll forever be better, you'll never be near me, you're books are as eerie as Beverly Cleary)

43. Bill Nye and Niel DeGrasse Tyson (You freaked out started counting coin to the bank but you sure didn't add no wife)

44. William Wallace (If you held my balls you couldn't be my caddy)

45. The Artists (When you catch an Italian boot to the half shell)

46. Ghostbusters > Mythbusters > Stay Puft Marshmallow (I'll kick your hieney man, I'm a savage killer)

47. Romeo and Juliet (Oh but that's not even your real husband, now is it?)

48. Thor (Now make like your daddy, and swallow my babies)

49. Hannibal Lecter (Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket)

50. Ellen (I got the skill to make Dr. Phil say "I think you better just leave he alone)

51. Michael Bay > Quentin Tarantino > Alfred Hitchcock > Steven Spielberg > Stanley Kubrick (MOTHAFUCKIN' MONEY)

52. Lewis and Clark (I'll take Neo. I'll take the one that no one knows at all!)

Season 1:
1.Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

2. Napoleon vs Napoelon

3. Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays

4. Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers

5. Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

6. Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

7. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD

8. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

9. John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

10. Gandalf vs Dumbledore

11. Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler

12. Columbus vs Captain Kirk

13. Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

14. Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

15. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il

Season 2:
1.Mozart vs Skrillex

2. Leonidas vs Master Chief

3. Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

4. Moses vs Santa Claus

5. Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee

6. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

7. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

8. Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

9. Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

10. Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

11. Rasputin vs Stalin

12. Wright Bros vs Mario Bros

13. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

14. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison

15. Hitler vs Vader 2

16. Adam vs Eve

17. Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

18. Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Season 3:
1.Goku vs Superman

2. Artists vs TMNT

3. Blackbeard vs Al Capone

4. Rick Grimes vs Walter White

5. Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

6. Pablo Picasso vs Bob Ross

7. Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

8. Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge

9. Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

10. George Washington vs William Wallace

11. Hitler vs Vader 3

12. Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc

Season 4:
1.Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted

2. Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde

3. Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter

4. Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

5. Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock

6. Thor vs Zeus

7. Oprah vs Ellen

Historical:

 * King Tutankhamen
 * Malcolm X
 * Julius Caesar
 * Johann Sebastian Bach
 * Amelia Earhart
 * Neil Armstrong
 * Pele
 * Bob Marley
 * Jimi Hendrix
 * Zodiac Killer
 * Terry Fox
 * Alexander Graham Bell
 * Nelson Mandela
 * Charlie Chaplin
 * Hugh Hefner

Modern:

 * Kurt Cobain
 * Eminem
 * Tupac
 * Tiger Woods
 * Tony Hawk
 * Wayne Gretzky
 * Shigeru Miyamoto
 * Hayao Miyizaki
 * Gordon Ramsay
 * Mark Zuckerberg

Fictional:

 * Link
 * Slenderman
 * Mega Man
 * Ash Ketchum
 * Yugi Muto
 * Astro Boy
 * L (feat. Near)
 * King Arthur
 * Rocky Balboa
 * Indiana Jones
 * James Bond
 * Dracula
 * Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
 * Freddy Kreuger
 * Hulk (and Bruce Banner
 * Wolverine
 * Spiderman

Actors:

 * Game Grumps
 * JonTron
 * Markiplier
 * Angry Video Game Nerd
 * Ten Second Songs
 * Jacksfilms
 * Niga Higa
 * Vsauce
 * Roman Atwood
 * sWooZie