Thread:Bobdave/@comment-2165715-20140615140446

Excu-u-u-use me, little elf, your slow ass's not a match for my movepool

Drop all your toys, let's see what your two-week experience will do in a duel

Despite all the girls you stacked, you're lacking a descendant for your guard

Shiida is okay that I correct this, like my final smash I'll strike them hard

You'll end up like Hardin and Medeus if you dare to step into my realm

Your games are only fun when a dead kid haunts through them

Call a Hyrule slaughterhouse, the escaped pig has been decapitated

Now he'll stop screaming like the time he got castrated.  