User blog:Patts9009/Brandon vs Noah (Cancelled)

Yeah, look, it's the "cheater" coming back. Well no, I didn't cheat. CE was waiting for the day that I get banned, and I wanted to help him with that damn player. Next thing I know, I'm getting the finger at. I'm willing to return that with a middle finger in the air.

Anyway, we have the rematch between myself and Noah. This time, it's 1v1, no characters, and there will be voting in the poll for the beginning unless there is a little something that anyone, CE especially, does.

By the way, it's 16-8, in case you were wondering.

Cast
Patts9009 (click my name to go to my page) as himself User:ProbablyNoah as, well, himself

Battle
Brandon:'I might add a story if Noah wants or thinks of one... so... yeah.'

User Rap Battles

Noah (ProbablyNoah)

vs

Brandon (Patts9009)

Begin

Brandon:
Probably. I may have lost to you once, but now you’re facing the real me.

I’ve ripped down the top tier, even taken out the Devil—Er, well, CE.

I’ll Rockaway this wannabe murderer, whereas he can’t even match my wits.

Don’t like the color green, I see. For the real reason, it’s all that you can spit.

So yeah, I may not know much about Karkat, but facing you is like Child’s Play.

Cuz while you hang with your rodents, I’ll work the club and get the women laid.

Abby, Josie, Autumn, and all, I’ve gotten more girls than the fingers on your hand.

This shitpasta can’t touch this horror writer. I’m the upcoming Poe of this land.

(Don't want to add too much and give the whole thing away~)

Poll
Not yet, Darlin'~