User blog:TheRealMawtus/Civil Rap Battles of Mawtusry: Tutankhamun vs Montezuma

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Civil Rap Battles of Mawtusry

Montezuma!

VS

Tutankhamun!

Tutankhamun (Begin at 0:19)
I was the crown jewel of Egypt, led a life so refined!

Then married my half sister cause I'm that way Ankh-lined!

They built a tomb to my demands, buried under the sands,

Now the king awakens and dissing this savage is his plan!

Not to Tut my own horn but I'm the living image of Amun!

I was born in the desert heat, you'd die crossing one dune!

When it comes to love making, I've still got you beat,

Cause I'm an Osiris in the streets but a Set in the sheets!

Don't step to the Boy King or I will verbally Horus ya,

Leave you body broken worse than the Spanish massacre

Even thieves couldn't make off with my treasures, I hope you'll learn,

That Monte, even you can not handle my Burns!

Montezuma (Begin at 0:51)
I welcome you, little Mr Pharaoh of the lands,

To my most magnificent city, Tenochtitlan!

Where you shall permanently rest, defeated by the best,

At the foot of the temple stairs with a hole in your chest!

(Ha ha!) You speak of buried treasure? That's quite fine,

But remember, people still have yet to find mine!

I spit ill rhymes like a snake! Quetzalcoatl!

You've got a face looking not unlike an axolotl!

Here, face my battle priests, they'll make you shout!

You'll want to build a wall 'round Egypt just to keep me out!

So don't step to me and my Temple of Doom,

Or else I'll Carter your ass off, back to your tomb!

Tutankhamun (Begin at 1:24)
You've got some fancy words for a man who thought Cortez was a god

So he held you hostage in your own home, isn't that odd!

Besides, your country's little "El Dorado" is just a rip-off Fort Knox

And who needs a curse on their tomb when you've got smallpox?

Montezuma (Begin at 1:35)
First off, I ain't saying your death was foul play but it has been murmured

So you can just look me in the Ay and say you weren't murdered!

Besides, I get the feeling this battle might send ripples

For featuring a glorious Aztec king vs this teenage cripple

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

CIVIL RAP...

(A pyramid emerges from the bottom of the screen, the rest of the logo on the side)

BATTLES OF MAWTUSRY!