User blog comment:GingerbreadMeth/Christmas Songs for Wikiers/@comment-4490782-20141206210659/@comment-25735025-20141206222459

Bobdave, the non sentient Potato

Had a very shiny peel

And if you ever saw it

You would say "Is this guy real?"

All of the other admins

Used to laugh and call him gay

They never let poor Bobdave

Get promoted or play Cards Against Humanity games

Then one AWC infested chat session later

Lexi came to say

Bobdave, with your frequent activity, good conduct and peel so bright

Won't you kick these fegs tonight

Then how the community loved him

As they shouted out with Lexi

Bobdave the non sentient Potato

You'll become staff member, you'll see