User blog:Loygansono55/Yogi Bear VS Winnie the Pooh

Yogi – Hey there,

It's Yogi Bear,

Come at me,

If you dare,

I don't care,

If your seams tear,

You've got no fashion sense,

A red shirt's all you wear,

Your best friend's the size of your half inch acre woods,

You hang with an emo donkey,

And a rabbit who's a douche,

I'll be showing you up,

Looking hip and dapper,

I've got better skills than the average rapper!

Pooh – Oh bother,

Stuff and fluff,

I suppose you want to get rough and tough,

Well that's not how I roll I'm afraid, Yogi

Because I'm kind and sweet like honey,

Speaking of which,

Yum yum yummy,

Your rhymes leave a bad taste in my tumbly,

I'll scare you so bad,

You'll be shittin'

Because in my book,

My victory's written!

Yogi – I'll rewrite the ending,

Put you in a casket,

But not before I eat everything in this pic-anic basket,

You're full to bursting,

You're falling to bits,

Your raps are Pooh Pooh,

Winnie The Shit!

Pooh – I'm WINnie The Pooh,

Not a loser like you,

When this is over,

You'll be covered in Boo Boos,

You're not so tough,

Less bite than bark,

I'll kick your ass back to Jellystone Park!