User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 3 Lara Croft vs Steve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMlVayY4ecU beat starts at 0:13!

Steve- EpicLLOYD

Lara Croft- Ceciley Jenkins

Villager (cameo)- Nice Peter

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

LARA CROFT

VS

STEVE!

BEGIN!

Lara Croft:
You wanna raid my tomb?

All the guys do.

I'm hot, I'm brave, and I'm bringing it too.

I explore many tombs and you explore caves,

Your Lego brick arms can't allow you to wave.

I'm a British Boss who is real groovy.

Can't touch me, Jolie played me in the movies.

Creepers from behind are your worst fear,

And me? I've never shed a tear.

Steve:
I'm short, blocky, and known around the world.

Your the only adventurer who's ever been a girl.

I've got ten hearts and I go against the undead,

You? You've never even been wed!

I make everything that I need to survive,

You just got pwn3d by Steve's sick vibes!

Lara Croft:
Your daytimes only last ten minutes,

Notch didn't go for accuracy much?

I'm a legend known worldwide,

You can't even look side-to-side.

Steve:
Stop talking, why not all six voices?

Minecraft only uses fun and creative noises.

Tomb Raider's old, from the 20th century.

I'm surprised its not buried in a little penitentiary!

Angelina's hot, but you? That's a stretch.

I'm a full 3D world. Your minor tombs are an ugly sketch.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!