Lewis & Clark

Lewis & Clark are a team that consists of Meriwether Lewis and William Clark that battled Bill & Ted in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted. They are portrayed by Link Neal and Rhett McLaughlin, respectively.

Information on the rappers
Meriweather Lewis, born on August 18, 1774, and William Clark, born on August 1, 1770, were American explorers dispatched by Thomas Jefferson to find a water route across North America and explore the uncharted West territory after Jefferson purchased the land from France in the Louisiana Purchase. During the journey, they were guided by a Lemhi Shoshone woman named Sacagawea, who helped greatly in their expedition through the American continent by being an interpreter and helping the explorers in their dealing with the natives. The success of their journey helped strengthen the American concept of "Manifest Destiny"—the idea that the United States was destined to reach all the way across North America from the Atlantic to Pacific oceans.

Lyrics
[Note: Lewis in dark brown, Clark in light brown , both in normal text.]

Verse 1:
You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark,

'Cause we cut a path through emcees like a walk in the park,

Then give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts

Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked!

We're two travelling wordsmiths spitting hotter than a furnace,

And we'll own you on the mic like the Louisiana Purchase!

You're worthless! Your future selves should'a told you that.

Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back!

We discovered bears and beavers and prairie dogs and weasels,

Rattlesnakes and catfish, owls, larks and eagles!

And plus flora galore! And according to our observations,

These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered!

We inspired pioneers and travellers near and far.

You inspired air guitar and Dude, Where's My Car?

We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature.

So step off,  but tell Bill's stepmom  "don't be a stranger"!

Verse 2:
Did you hear that, Meriwether? I think they mean to brawl.

I'll take Neo. I'll take the one that no one knows at all!

From the Falls of Black Eagle to the Pacific,

We put the 'dis' in dysentery cause we spit sick!

Without Rufus, you'd be useless on the trails we blazed!

You couldn't navigate your way out of a Circle K!

Send over Garth and Wayne, because you turkeys aren't worthy.

Suffering your raps is a most bogus journey!