User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/ERB Story: How the Rappers Know Each Other

So a lot of people wonder how the rappers of ERB all know each other. Well, I'm here to explain it all to you. It'll be a series.

Story
One day, John Lennon was playing music alone at home. Suddenly he hit all of his guitar strings at once, causing a sonic boom that sucked him into a black hole that led to a time gap. A time gap is a location where all time is stopped and you are separated from time if you are in it. Simultaneously, Bill O'Reilly let out a massive scream of anger and passive rage, which brought him to the same universe. O'Reilly and Lennon engaged in a fistfight until Lennon's knee hit O'Reilly's balls, which brought forth Darth Vader. As Vader came, it was revealed that the time gap was really a moon of a planet in the Star Wars universe, and it was also revealed that Hitler was hiding in the darkness. Vader used his Force choke and lined them all up against the wall. However, Vader had used too much of the Force, and had brought Chuck Norris into the time gap, due to him being the humanoid manifestation of the Force. Norris proceeded to say "I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS" and spawned the rest of the Season 1 rappers. Peter and Lloyd managed to subdue all of their characters, but later had to deal with a troop of rappers. That troop consisted of Sarah Palin, Kim Jong un, Justin Bieber, Albert Einstein, Billy Mays, Dr. Seuss, William Shakespeare, and Mr.T, the leader. Peter and Lloyd then created Master Chief to aid them, but Lloyd let out a scream that brought forth Leonidas, who distracted Master Chief from fighting. Leonidas got into the USS Enterprise and attacked, Master Chief, so he summoned the Wright Brothers, who made him a plane that he ran off in. Master Chief did a suicide mission and drove his biplane into the Enterprise, killing Leonidas and himself. From the ashes of the crash rose the Mario Brothers, who gave Peter and Lloyd the leaf that would help them fly. Then from the same ashes rose Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley, who sang everyone to death (except Peter and Lloyd). From the sound waves came Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe, who put everyone in a trance. However, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates hacked into the Great Computer of Time and defeated all of the rappers who were in Season 2 so far. The Great Computer turned against them and released HAL 9000 from the AI Cage. HAL 9000 gave Gates and Jobs viruses, killing them. However, Peter and Lloyd were sucked into the computer's CPU, which malfunctioned and spit them out, with digital copies of Frank Sinatra and Freddie Mercury, as well as Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Sinatra started smoking and died, but Mercury engaged in a battle with Obama and Romney aboard the Santa Maria. Lincoln freed himself from the Force hold and defeated them all. The scent of their blood attracted Doc Brown and the Doctor several millions of year in the future of the real timeline, so they travelled out of their timeverse into the time gap. They time travelled to the "future" of the time gap, where they found Bruce Lee engaged in a massive fight with Clint Eastwood and Batman and Robin. They brought Sherlock and Watson in to stop it, but Sherlock deduced that Santa Claus and Moses would appear, and they did. Santa Claus started to die and used his spirit to start Valentine's Day, which broguht forth Adam and Eve. After they ate, Gandhi appeared as the result of an alternate time gap where no one ate, so Adam and Eve did not eat and threw ketchup, but an invisible force stopped them. It turned out to be Martin Luther King, Jr. who was using technology invented by Tesla, who was also hiding, and patented by Edison, who stole it to hide. They combined their efforts and produced a bicycle to escape on, but Lance Armstrong became a part of the bike. MLK decided that he would have to take him down, but Gandhi said they should have done it with non violence, so they waited. Armstrong later broke his bike and used a piece as a rod to beat the others, but Babe Ruth appeared, believing that a baseball bat was being used. As everyone died, Peter and Lloyd asked Tesla to make a computer for them to record these events for the future (in real time), and so they did, but only Cubase was an available program, as well as iTunes, which only had Mozart music. Thus Mozart and Skrillex were created, and they used Cubase to create Lenin, Stalin, and Rasputin, who invoked the power of Russia to summon Gorbachev, who summoned Putin. Putin then wiped out the time gap and returned everyone to their times with full memories.