User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of Suggestions! Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

Hello, it's Dexter here, and I have been assigned to write a rap for the fairly new user Windindi. He was talking on chat last night about it, and I offered to write something for him! So, away we go!

P.S I don't watch Pokemon, Windindi, so...yeah....

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Ash Ketchum!

VS!

Charles Darwin!!

BEGIN!

Ash-

Charles, I choose you! To face the wrath of the Pokemon Master!

I'll run to you, kick you in the Pokeballs, and make you run faster

But you escape me, Gotta Catch Em All, so don't be such a chimp

I bet nobody knew that your previous job was as a London street pimp

So here we are, Darwin, at our eventual showdown, through hip-hop

So when I start spitting my rhymes, don't tell me when to stop

Charles-

to come

Ash-

to come

Charles-

to come

Hope you like it, Windindi