User blog:ShoopDaKev/He Man VS Thor. Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History 2.

Hello once again, readers. Here's my new battle He-Man VS Thor. I know I just uploaded [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ShoopDaKev/Robocop_VS_The_Terminator._Epic_Unofficial_Rap_Battles_of_History. Terminator VS Robocop], but I wrote a bunch of these earlier this year, and I wanted to upload this one next because it's my personal favorite. Well here it is, He-Man VS Thor.

(beat here,He-Man begins at 0:24)

EpicLloyd as He-Man

NicePeter as Thor

EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

HE-MAN!

VS!

THOR!

BEGIN!

(He-Man)

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!

Your dis raps will backfire!

Anyone who says your powerful must be a liar!

Because you’re just a nerd, and I’m a real player!

I’ll beat you so bad with just a HEYEAYEAYEYA!

Hang on one minute, I got a call.

It’s Natalie Portman; she says your Thor Hammer is small!

You think you’ve got it bad, wait till the second verse!

You’re just the God of Thunder; I’m the Master of The Universe!

(Thor)

More like the power of GAY-skull, which is where you belong!

  Look at your outfit, what, were they all out of thongs?

 I am an Avenger, you’re just a 30 minute commercial.

And you’re the king of the nerds, how about I call you Urkel!

Now it’s time for a dis that just suits you!

Your movie was such a flop, they had to reboot you!

We are half-way thru it, but now is the time you should go!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">When it comes to 80’s cartoons, I prefer the ThunderCats, OHHHH!

(He-Man)

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">C’mon, man, those rhymes are just absurd!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">I’ll beat you twice, so we’ll call it The Dark World!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"> You’re comics are so old! Why don’t you retire!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">When it comes to this battle I’m a King you’re a not even squire!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">I’m on the rap-attack, so sound off the sirens.

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Why would I mention Loki, when your real brother is engaged to Miley Cyrus!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">(Thor)

<p class="MsoNormal">Your silly raps, do not compare!

<p class="MsoNormal">Here are some scissors, go and cut your hair!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m verbally destroying you, you’re about to feel defeat!

<p class="MsoNormal">Face it He-Man, you’ve already been beat!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the God of Thunder, I get all the ladies!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re calling me outdated? You’ve been left in the 80’s!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m way more popular, I’m known by all the people!

<p class="MsoNormal">I could kill you in an instant, you should be fearful!

<p class="MsoNormal">You must be insane from all the coke you’ve been snortin’!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll kick you back to your time, say hi to Flash Gordon.