User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Stephen King vs. Edgar Allan Poe

So a while back, nikki ran the first ERB through google translate a couple of times and posted the results in a blog. It was hilarious so i decided to try it out myself with stephen king and edgar allan poe.

Edgar Allan Poe
Drilling in the evening, once in the middle, I want to vomit, tired of this weak,

His cheeks are trochaic to tears (Ahh!) count, I would chalk this clown

But you are not listening to me, you need me all scared!

I'll never, you will never give me far away from you,

Your book is terrible, because!

"And then the Scrum false Bram Stoker, performances you very much

Well Well flow to your poem Poe PWN! (Speed ​​OH)

Although I sobbed anger, I wrote in a cave locking them

Heart, while unconventional, this does jerk on the same page and the history of the tomb software - teach!

Stephen King
Oh, and want to talk shop, you can FOP gothed out?

Go Back to Hot Topics, in the above shopping!

It is a sad mockery of alcohol

In the king's house, and now, take a look at Castle Rock!

Poet is chubby and opium fears

I am a workaholic, a new addiction

To create a trembling dedicated reader, I was very nervous

I feel angry and sad!

If you are a better start deep in shit execution is in port

In the CUJO, fishing mad my lights

Tommy knock you until you can not stand

They are soft slope, like Kung Fu Panda!

Terrible writing my feet fat accumulation, as you have seen the mountain shelf rack?

I can rest from my daily style

Crank Green Mile and The Shawshank Redemption

The Mask of the Red Death? Blood Quark difficult

Hang pendulum? But do not be surprised

You perving first cousin in 13 years? This is disturbing it!

Edgar Allan Poe
Stephen, do you really live by their doing so, I

Grief and family poverty and misery!

Otherwise (in AHH!) Simpson guest and chapel, I see through you like stocking

If horror master playing, even if you master the weapon, you better step you take

Cut bit beat him ITTY bit, I'm going to be, I'm going to maintain a minute he could floor!

Stephen King
Speaking of boredom, and (sigh), you are the worst

I left school, but it is impossible to drop the verse

I can spend more time

In eight sections, I can write a bestseller throughout

I am very fertile, but never bothered me so sick fairy, I went we went around

I will talk to one of the big thick book in clapping and my big penis literature

Please reference, I am a writer Gore traditional core readership rich blood'll panic

Fame? Money? Talent? Successful? They are less than usual, there is no such thing as more and more, but it is!