User blog:BreZ/BZP 7: Lakbeard VS Al Coupone

Aye, mateys, welcome back to BreZ ParodyZ. Allow me to introduce you to my little friend, the Australian Rick Grimes, Jella141! This battle is completely suggested by him. It pits Lak as Lakbeard (I got him to join return to the wikia today (for at least today that is), so party time) against our well known crat and Wikia Star Coupé as Al Coupone to see which Whovian has the better VG rap battle series. Or something like that (bpf). Okay, let's go.

Announcer
BREZ PARODY RAP BATTLEZ!

AL COUPONE!

VS!

LAKBEARD!

BEGIN!

Lakbeard
Lak steps right into chat, strapped with “Oh snaps!” and hard raps

I talk while I am in chat with that real rapper swag

My verse won with a landslide in [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:J1coupe/Pok%C3%A9mon_Showdown._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Video_Games_Season_5_Finale. your Pokémon Showdown].

I got a great flow, now, let me teach how to throw down 

''Hate on me? Plz! It’s unmistakable, I’m unbreakable''

My flow is favorable, sensational, unshakable

You’re an unbearable prick with a dick so incapable, 

That no maid would see as datable even if she was inflatable 

Don’t mess with me, cause wannabe Doctor Who won’t regenerate

I'll pimp-slap that ugly face of yours till it’s red and blue, mate.

''You have to go in the army? I'm sure you will be fine. ''

Unless you fire as little shots as you do in these rhymes 

Al Coupone
'' I am a busy man, you Lakwit, I will make this quick. ''

 I’ll beat this fat piece of shit flat faster than 'Matt' did 

 Here’s a starter tip, don’t step to someone who can kick 

 All our stories are just bad written quips, you bitch ass prick 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I run the ERB wikia’s bureau, so show respect, 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I am this wiki’s star and you’re just this wiki’s reject 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll slap your bitch ass just like how did the last time

<p class="MsoNormal"> You ain't a tough guy and you can barely spit a rhyme 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I refuse to lose to a profile under construction 

<p class="MsoNormal"> My flow brings destruction, while yours needs some rap instructions 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now I hope you see why I’m the best user and rapper 

<p class="MsoNormal">'' Cause this was Coupé rapping and   ' revamping ' this sLaker. ''

Lakbeard
<p class="MsoNormal">Back in 2013 you got a few awards on your name 

<p class="MsoNormal">But right now in 2015 you’re as good as replaced 

<p class="MsoNormal">By any staff, from Loygan to Wonder to any other 

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Gainst me you can run away or ' stay, get burned and suffer ' 

<p class="MsoNormal">Whenever trolls attack you crats aren’t there to stop it 

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll rip you apart, demote you from the bureau office 

<p class="MsoNormal">''Bitch, I'm a legendary G,   a badass emcee! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">While you are just a little bitch who lost his 'entyr key' 

Al Coupone
<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll rip you on the mic, come at me if you wanna [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:J1coupe/Ryu_Hayabusa_vs._Scorpion._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Video_Games. Kombat] 

<p class="MsoNormal"> You are only known for your many unread links in chat   

<p class="MsoNormal"> Someone like you shouldn’t talk ‘bout someone’s activity 

<p class="MsoNormal">'' How many months was it since you had some productivity? ''

<p class="MsoNormal"> I am the emcee Assassin, slash like [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:J1coupe/Ezio_Auditore_vs_Agent_47._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Video_Games.    Ezio!] 

<p class="MsoNormal">'' You are such a big dick you should be called 'Joffrey', ohhh. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">'' Just take all of your unfinished series and go home! ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:315.15pt"> You’re less of a challenge than a grind gnome in a free roam 

Poll
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Lakbeard Al Coupone