User blog:Wachowman/Parody 48 Nikki vs Rebekah (Palin vs Gaga)

Well then....I remember posting this battle about 3 hours ago, but apparently it didnt upload, great, now I had to re write the whole fucking thing...enjoy...

Note
Takes no offense to anything said in these batt,SE as they are only made for entertainment

Night vs Tesla and Xim vs NF have both been cancelled due to a few reasons, Night vs Tesla for recent activity with Night, and Xim vs NF due to I can't really insult NF anymore without re-using material.

Night vs Tesla will happen one day tho, just not soon.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

REBEKAH

VS

NIKKILEEEE

BEGIN

Rebekah verse 1
Oh boy, look what we have here,

14 year old, with a baby, trying to be slut of the year.

You act like DevilishMind having sex with GlambertGirl,

You always tell us all your stories, but they makes us wanna hurl.

Just keep your clothes on, Nikki, Go find your babies dad and,

Stop putting your body for sale and try to stay with one man.

You maybe be liked here, but no one respects you at all,

I've know the way you've been fucking those Asians with them small balls.

Nikki verse 1
I think I'd rather listen to Lab's stories than listen to you,

No one respects me? I can easily say that's not true.

You are the reason, that girls are always despised,

Woth you telling lies about your mom stabbing you when you were Five.

Just listen, your fame from YTK came and went,

Now go back to Tyson, before you get brought back by your Parents.

You're stupid, ugly body couldn't even handle all this sex,

I think the truth is bekah, you're just afraid if being left.

Rebekah verse 2
Sex in no way scares me, I had it a few times,

You've jacked dick with both your hands, before I was alive.

Your not special for being Pregnant, we have the GF of Wachowman,

And I'm pretty sure you're getting tired of always getting dissed by Scrawland.

Nikki verse 2
I sound more, intelligent, than you, when I cum,

Please Bekah, tell the wiki what it's like to be a bum.

You don't belong in a rap battle, you belong in a drama show,

Cause the wiki will reject you worse than a-a-all the guys you blow.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won? Rebekah Nikki