User blog:Awesome Betterhero/ZeRo vs Jwong (Awesome Rap Battles)



Super Smash Bros. player ZeRo raps against Marvel vs. Capcom player Jwong, to see who is better at fighting games.

ZeRo
I'm going for broke on this neglected joke!

I'll meteor smash him with no platform below!

Bounce off you like a fish! Can't beat the percentage I dish

Try to flow! I'll parry your raps like Daigo

I'm the real Marvel here. You're a tiresome twit

You can't zone in my zone, so you should pause and quit

You're the villain of this story mode. I'm the hero with the glory, bro

V-Trigger and X-Factor won't help against ZeRo

Jwong
I play Menat, yet I never foresaw this filthy Chilean

Who needs to change up his game. It ain't casuals we're playin'

You've got ZeRo talent, always shuttling to the top of the tier list

I'll B button you back to your ocarina days, learning English

I'm Storming in and pelting you with cold hail raps

You fight like a COM, but now you're getting capped

Hard like Sentinel, I force my way through any competition

Gonzalo Barrios sets the bar low, just like the politician

ZeRo
I learned straight from the best! You learned from assists you call "friends"

My chic streak with Sheik is a game-breaking trend

Once I slash you out of competitive, they'll call you Jobless Wong

Flipping through this Evil Genius like I'm Diddy Kong

Time will run out before this coward can reduce my stocks

I'll pop your info over to Yipes and Chris G with a doxx

You have your future-seeing Menat, but my boy Shulk's the pimp

There's no recovering from this verse once you get verbally gimped

Jwong
I've made 3v1 comebacks, so I'll beat ZeRo with a perfect

You don't know the rap metagame, and I've been wondering when you'll learn it!

Your results completely Vanished after your win streak ended

Prince Ramen says your title is poorly defended

I'll ZeRo in on your smirking face. I'm a Rocket Puncher

Striking down a one-game wonder like Esam's Thunder

You're an unnecessary secondary. I'm the main

Throw in Mew2King. I'll make this a happy birthday!

ZeRo
After I down smash on your footsies, I'll dash in for the K.O.

Next time you try a comeback, remember to factor in the ZeRo

I'll grab your announcer, and he'll tell me I'm excellent

And once the crowd chants three ZeRos, I'll take you to 1000%

I've checked out your YouTube content. It's shoddy

You spread yourself thin with fighting games, yet you still got a fat body

Ledge to ledge and off the walls, the stage can't handle my flow

When I win this set, they'll call it EVO Moment number ZeRo!

Jwong
You should stay on level ZeRo, while I'm reaching level 5

My Wolverine will claw you and your Wolf down to size

My winning streak's a grand 300, but 56 is where you're at

And at least my YouTube content doesn't feature me being an annoying brat

Landing blow after blow, I'm a Hyper Combo

I'm faster than your mains, while the weight you carry is low

MvC and Smash cross over, but our flows can't combine

Cause your rapping gets a ZeRo out of 999!

'''Who won? You decide!'''

AWESOME RAP (video game noises) BATTLES!

Who won? ZeRo Jwong hint for next battle: After I freak and creep you out, you'll be jumping like frogs