User blog:Addy1234/Fanmade Rap Battle:The Stig vs Rainbow Dash

Note
This is my first rap battle so please no hate comments.If you do not like it,just say a simple "This could use some more work" instead of "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?YOU DICK!!!"

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
THE STIG VS RAINBOW DASH!!! BEGIN!!!

The Stig
Well hey there gang!Look what we have here!A little homo flying pony!Ain`t she a dear?They call me The Stig!You multicolor turd!How can you be a part wonderbolts?Your not cut out for there heard!Ya hear that Rainbow?It`s you sucking!The loudest thing ever!Excluding scootaloo`s need to be your sister!You`ll fear me and to be near by the time that i`m done!And just like Derpy you`ll be saying

Derpy Whooves
I Just don`t know what went wrong!

Rainbow Dash
You call yourself a cool dude?Beat you by 20%!Your just a sissy masked racer!That wasn`t a comment!I`mt the greatest of great and the best in the bizz!And let`s not forget that i know what REAL friendship is!Now my mane may be Rainbow,but that dosn`t mean that i`m gay!If anyone is,it`s probably you!GOT BURNED STIG-AY!!!You think that your wining?I don`t wanna hear your bluff!Head back to BOTTOM gear cause i sure can`t call you tough!

The Stig
That`ll be the same thing i can say about you Rainbow Crap!Just admit it dork,your about to snap!I be the best racer so just accept facts!While you show your gay pride,i`ve broken records!TOP THAT!!!!You`ll beat me by 20% percent?That`s as high as you can count!Don`t be scared dashie!Feel free to dismount!You got one more Rainbow,or are you all wearied out?I can take one more hit!So give your best shout!

Rainbow Dash
(Rainbow Dash is now dressed up in a Green Cap and a Basket Ball jersey.She is wearing a bling necklace that reads "So Awesome!")You say i can count to 20?Well i`ve been fooled before!Why don`t you check your raping cause it`s something GOOD to explore!Now Spike,take a letter if this is what it is!Cause i think i learned to never get a racer chized!Your like fluttershy and pinkie combined!The perfect combination of crazy and kind!This battle may be over but i got one more line!Get your scrawny ass up...AND GET THE BUCK OUTTA MY LIFE!!!!!

WHO WON!?

WHO`S NEXT!?

YOU DICIDE!!!

EPIC

(Fluttershy:yay...)

RAP

(Jemery Clarkson:I`m bored now...)

BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? The Stig Rainbow Dash