User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.73: Mario vs Thomas Crapper

Here we go!

Another amazing battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MARIO

VS

THOMAS CRAPPER

BEGIN!

Thomas Crapper

The name is Thomas Crapper, but my rhymes won't be shit.

Owned the world's first bath, toilet and sink showroom in '66.

My most famous invention was the floating ball cock.

You quit all your jobs Mario, ranging from a mechanic to a doc.

You have a big battle with Bowser, then just take him go-karting.

Then you celebrate your wins in sports and you just end up parting.

So next time you hop in your warp pipe, I make sure to close it up,

With my manhole cover. So hold this Bob-omb before you blow-up.

Mario

Mamma Mia! That last verse sucked more than spicy meatballs.

It's a me Mario and Thomas, this battle will be your shitty downfall.

Let me start with the number of sales, that I get with each and every game.

They are all unique and special, but don't you dare say they are all the same.

I'm the only plumber kids know, so you are less than relevant.

Been teaching kids to type and spell, so I'm more than intelligent.

Call me mister superstar, it's the reason why Peach loves me.

I may have started 2D, but I'm going to fucking finish you in 3D.

Thomas Crapper

I have had enough, so why don't you fuck off back to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Stop hitting a load of stone blocks with your fist to get your daily income.

Even Nintendo doesn't class you as a plumber anymore.

Daisy, Pauline and Rosalina, you're a mother fucking man whore.

Mario

You didn't even invent the flushing toilet, which people claim your famous for.

I dominate every sport I participate in, such as basketball, football and golf. FORE!

I use this fire flower to set you on fire, then I will flush you down the loo.

So I will call you Luigi, because I'm player 1 and you will be player number 2.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

