User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.29: Yogi Bear vs Winnie the Pooh

This battle has finally been completed

Many thanks to Rap and Jasper for the Pooh's lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

YOGI BEAR

VS

WINNIE THE POOH

BEGIN!

Yogi Bear

Welcome to Jellystone park, Pooh.

Just like this rap battle, you be coming out number two.

Call me Smokey as my raps are on fire.

Everybody knows that you are a massive liar.

Pretending to be busy hanging out with that Top Cat.

All the honeys gone. Oh right, you're fat!

Go back home and suck off Piglet.

MC Yogi Bear takes the bicuit.

Winnie the Pooh

Now look Yogi, you wanna don't get too fussy!

Tigger may be a cat but he ain't no snaggle pussy.

You took a hitch off Huckleberry, left him all on his own,

Lazily using collars and getting chased by Fred Flintstone.

You silly old bear, you're on a kid's show.

Stalking is bad, that's one thing you should know,

And stealing picnic baskets, oh bother.

The only robbin' I know of is Christopher.

Yogi Bear

It's my big break, you shouldn't be rapping.

Yogi bear just contining to attacking.

I'm Quick on the Draw, Mister McGraw.

I'm going up, while you're going down, on this seesaw.

Ranger Smith can't catch me, I disobey the law.

I bite straight through you, just like motherfucker JabberJaw.

You ain't gonna catch me down Rabbit's hole.

It's time for me to Wake, Rattle and Roll.

Winnie the Pooh

Who is the Badder Bear *pause* just, Think, Think, Think.

It's Pooh! I'm gonna rip you apart like, Eat, Chew, Drink.

After that I'll leave you with a heck of a lump.

You'll look like your movie, a cynical dump.

Then I'll shove my hundred acre wood right up your rear,

Until it's stuck like me back down in Rabbit's lair.

I'll smack you, and kick you, and beat you like it was Kung Pooh,

And when I'm done, I'll spread my hunny over Cindy's boo boo.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!





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