User blog:NovaBomb123/ERBoE No. 7: "Toby Fox vs. Scott Cawthon"

Welcome to Episode 7 of Epic Rap Battles of Everything, featuring Undertale's creator Toby Fox squaring off against the creator of Five Nights at Freddy's creator Scott Cawthon

//Verse 1 - Toby Fox// Yes, I'm ready for Freddy!

The fucking end already!

Celebrate time, confetti

Stale games like Pap's spaghetti

You face the god, a dog

your ego's thick like smog

Number Three's still a flop

And don't forget the plot!

Now stick your nose in that stupid book.

While I compose music from childhood

Scott came home, there goes the neighborhood

You attract furries, and that's no good

But My characters are lovable

your characters aren't huggable

Fred's an asshole, makes kid casserole

How are your games even passable?

//Verse 1 - Scott Cawthon// Hello, Hello? Whaddya know?

for you, ain't no tomorrow

Alright i'll go slow, you hoe

you talk about my ego?

It's funny they put the doggy up against me

a man that has this much bloody creativity?

Imagination flows freely, quite funny really

and I could beat your lanky ass physically

I've been known to give you nightmares

who dares to lay snares and break chairs

Stomp down halls with the strength of bears

the series who really brings scares

So come on Toby, listen closely

I'll let you die slowly, well mostly

holy moley, you must be lonely

Sprung my trap, killed another phony

//Verse 2 - Toby Fox// You should have ended at three

Because if you look at me

I know popularity

but selling out isn't the key

and I'm who Composed the perfect song thrice

games as disgusting as a pizza slice

you need to apologize, no surprise

that Dawko can beat your hardest mode twice

wait, You're afraid of a giant purple bunny?

and create games on a fictional company?

and yet you're ending up calling me funny?

your games fail at one thing, causing anxiety

Your jumpscare fests always end up lame

but how is that still your claim to fame

some how that's what your series became

At least Mark was scared to play my game

//Verse 2 - Scott Cawthon// Undertale, was an utter fail

who is Frisk?, male, jail or female

As always, my scares will prevail

your game is slow like Thunder Snail

I'm kinda like a samurai how I cut scenes

I got a movie and headlines in magazines

Scream queens will kill you with all of the cross beams

and We both know who is the real king of the steams

Get a little Foxy

killing is a hobby

you're dead in the lobby

while I get my coffee

You're in my Virtual Reality

where there isn't any sanity

stuffed inside, quite a tragedy

now step back for fatality