User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rep bettlz: Captain Warrior vs Garden Tool

Cause I'm bored, I'm making a battle that spawned from MSV's "BOB vs Rake". So ye.

Captain Warrior, local potato, goes up against a rake in the ultimate death battle.

Battle
Oh God, I'm not getting paid enough. Oh well, shit happens.

AWESOME...RAP...BATTLES?

CAPTAIN WARRIOR?

AGAINST...

RAKE?

BEGIN?

Rake:

Yo muthafucka, I'm here to rake in the votes,

I'll stab this bitch ass and scrape his throat,

Cause I'm a rake, motherfucker, I go hardcore,

Take all your groupies and drag them on the floor,

I also fucked you mo-

Captain Warrior:

Um, what the fuck is this?

Rake:

It's a battle, bitch, and you stepped to me,

I'll shove you around like you fell off a tree,

Captain Warrior:

No, seriously, this is idea's the stupidist.

Rake:

I'm a rake, you're an ape, for you there's no escape,

Make you feel pleasure, but I say no to rape,

Captain Warrior:

This is stupid. I'm done.

Rake:

Ooh, no, you're out, I win by default, assfuck,

I'll be voted on forever, cause you're an assfuck,

Captain Warrior:

That's the worst thing I've heard from anyone.

Seriously, assfuck and assfuck don't count as a rhyme.

Rake:

Oh yes they do, it must mean I'm better at rapping,

You suck so much that you cry while crapping!

Captain Warrior:

Out of everything I've heard, that's a crappy last line.

Seriously, this shit was a waste of my time.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

TUNE IN TO...

Fuck this, I'm out.

Loygansono55:

That'll teach you to sneak into my college dorm!

Who won? Captain Warrior Rake Loygansono55