User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT Bonus 1: Mario vs. Bowser

Welcome to the first ever bonus Rap Battle of All Time!

With the release of Super Mario Maker 2, I've decided to do a bonus episode. I wanted to include Bowser, but couldn't decide his opponent. I ended up going with the classic rivalry.

Let's warp right into this battle!

"In a classic rivalry, plumber and former ERB rapper, Mario, and his greatest rival, Bowser, battle it out for about the 10,000th time. However, this time, it's a rap battle."

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME!

MARIO

VS.

BOWSER!

BEGIN!

Mario:
For the past 34 years, I've beaten you into submission.

And I won't be having this battle be an exception.

Your choice to battle me here wasn't right.

Since I'm experienced when it comes to this kind of fight.

Welcome to my World, but you best leave soon.

Or I'll be the one who'll be causing your doom.

I know your Inside Story; no keeping secrets from me.

You'll be failing harder than the first Mario movie.

Bowser:
Sorry, but your victory is in another castle.

I'll, for the first time, be winning one of our battles.

No going karting afterward, since you'll be too hurt to drive.

To beat me, you'd need every single extra life.

After this battle, you'll go missing again.

Nintendo's main mascot is about to meet an early end.

It's Game Over for you; no continues left for usage.

I'll send you back to your days of cleaning people's sewage.

Mario:
I'm the reason that you even exist.

I'll beat you once more, don't even try to resist.

This battle will end like everyone we did:

With me reaching the goal, while you're getting roasted.

Bowser:
You're the most boring character in this whole series.

People would rather play as Toad, Luigi, or any of your buddies.

In the end, it's clear who, this time, wins.

I'd say I wear the crown, but you know what happens.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

[A small version of the logo appears.] RAP BATTLES [A Super Mushroom bring it to normal size.] OF ALL TIME!

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption)
 * Larry the Cucumber
 * Markiplier
 * Eevee
 * Elmo
 * Dr. Robotnik

Poll
Who won? Mario Bowser