User blog:Jella141/Octopus vs Spoon - Historical Epic Rap Battles (HERB) Off-Season

Welcome to my first HERB off-season battle. These battles are just for fun so you can basically suggest anything, even if there is no connection at all. For this particular battle, we have the eight-legged critter of the sea, the  Octopus, vs the only utility to eat your soup with, the  Spoon.

Cast:

EpicLLOYD as  Octopus

Nice Peter as  Spoon

George Watsky as  Bowling Pin

Beat:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QyRIWYxtns









HISTORICAL EPIC RAP BATTLES OFF-SEASON






















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Yo! It’s the dopest critter to ever live in the sea, dishing raps up like a waiter serving a plate of calamari.

Why the fuck am I even battling a spoon, what’s the worst you could do to me?

I’ll show you how a real octopus can spit rhymes, call me Octillery.

Imma throw you in the sink and scald you with boiling hot water,

Then stick you in the garbage disposer and watch you get slaughtered.

You get licked more than a vagina, you gay, silver prick,

This is my turf now bitch, so suck my octopus dick!

This octopussy needs learn to shut his flaps, cause the hella spitting spoon has come to shit on your raps.

I may be just a piece of cutlery, but at least I don’t look like an abortion.

That’s right, you’re ugly, I’m a shiny, essential utensil, so you better tread with caution.

You lonely piece of shit, why don’t you go jerk off with your eight arms,

You squirt more ink than a fountain pen and have a head shaped like Mars.

I’ll scoop your eyes out of their sockets and leave them sitting on the kitchen shelf,

Go back under the sea where you belong, and go fork yourself!

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Aye! I came to crash your party, this battle is straight up my lane,

It’s the bowling pin, when I’m done with you both, nothing will remain.

It’s time you two pricks figured out that you aren’t worth shit,

You squabble like a bunch of turkeys, I get straight to the point, lickety split.

This slimy freak needs a makeover, he looks as soft as butter,

I’ll leave this silver tool to rot in an alley, down in the gutter.

I don’t have much time to spare so I’ll just have to say it right,

I’ve knocked you over like a bowling ball does to 10 of me…STRIKE!!!!!

HISTORICAL EPIC * BOWLING STRIKE*  RAP BATTLES OFF-SEASON!!!!
Who Won? Octopus Spoon Bowling Pin