User blog:JaphethMario/Crash Bandicoot vs Bubsy Bobcat. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battles

This battle is for the hype of our favorite video game making a comeback. And that's Bubsy: The Woolies Strike back, oh and the relase of Crash Bandicoot N Sanity, but who cares about that



Welcome to another intallment of Japheth’s Weird Connection Battles Fictional Rap Battles. It features popular Playstation mascot and Naughty Dog’s creation, Crash Bandicoot against infamous Accolade mascot with a purrsonality, Bubsy Bobcat, to see which 90’s gaming mascot makes the better comeback on 2017, The Second Coming of gaming Jesus, or the return of gaming Hell.

Battle===BATTLE ==





Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
A Kart driver against a Bobcat, don’t Test me, Crash Dummy

‘Cause once this kitten gets fur-ious, you won’t find your op-paw-ment funny

I’m the mascot that makes the silent speak, inspiration to their vocal cords

But giving this Bandicoot a voice is the only thing that could possibly go wrong (HAA!)

Coulda been a genius, a leader, but now you’re a bogan abusing bears

<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Bashing on crates and collecting apples, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">It’s Wumpa--, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 바탕;color:#663300"> Shut up, no one cares

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">This video game calls himself Crash, no wonder why the mustache man always wins

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Oh you’re threatening me for calling your name stupid? Then just leave

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Seeing your purr-sonality alone, you’re neither a good thinker nor listener

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Collected all the Crystals for Cortex, but couldn’t find batteries for his sister

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">You’re playing your level again, so you can gather all the gems

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">But the only box you’ll always miss, is getting next base to your girlfriend

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Who puts the ass in mascot? Answer, this Sonic’s Ripper Roo (mate)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Who’s not only an insult to 3D, but also a disgrace to the PS Single, too

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Only 90’s kids regret remembering you, Bubsy got no chance at all

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Already defeated you mate as soon gamers saw the matchup for this battle

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Bubster is a complete de-evolution of the platforming genetics

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">You’re VG’s Cool Cat, but more unlikable and design so generic

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Beaten Cortex more times than you got one hit by those Woolie enemies

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">For Accolade’s mascot, your only honor is putting your buisness deceased

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Your number two was the only good thing your shit series provides

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Now that’s a compliment, but your creator says otherwise

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">You and Ty can blow some Steam, but your relevance still haven’t call

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">From what I seen this pantless mate, this pussy doesn’t have any balls

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">You act all tough in the mic, but you’re more of a sacredy cat than Tiny

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Without that Aku Aku slave taking the hit, it’s just one hit for you in the hiney

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">And did you steal those insults from a gamer who‘s not so grump?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Hell, without laying a claw,I can put Youtuber’s career in a dump

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Only Warped back the classic trilogy, ‘cause you’re getting hate for your gimmicks

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">From party[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Boom_Bang! pooper games] to phone races, all of them are panned by critics

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Not the first tornado Aussie, you just check out Looney Tunes and bit it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Sorry but there’s a new spinner in town, where your hype got beaten by a fucking Fidget

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">The Jaguar and Bubsy show thats cats aren’t fit on gaming

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Forgetting passwords, faking rewards, can’t hide that shame, man

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">You got millions of fans <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300"> (yea--) <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">ironic ones, no need to get your hopes so fast <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">(ah)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">But you better slow those legs down or you’ll be the one who’ll be named crash

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">I’m packing heat with cannons, got rap bombs like a Nitro

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Your rating’s the same as your friend list, none, while I got Spyro

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">A terrible pet owner, and apparently someone’s uncle is this psycho

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">How can you fly from the sky, when you couldn’t pass as a pilot

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">You tried to take down Plumberboy, but flopped taking that title

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Never seen Universal’s Mind failed this much since taking down the Kong Titan

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Put this Naughty-Dog on a leash, where your owner leave you abandon

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">As we all know, Bubsy stole the show, as if Sony put their name in this battle

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">(Ha!) I beat him both disc and units, why don’t you ask Giana to be a better rip-off

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">While you claim to be the mascots‘rival, yet you squat at their home (crickey)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">You’re a platformer copycat who couldn’t learn land on his feet

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Fall damage drop as hard as I spit verse on these beats (woah!)

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">WHO WON
WHO WON? Crash Bandicoot Bubsy Bobcat

PREVIEW OF THE HOPEFULLY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#C00000">An idol determines you to be a hero? <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 바탕"> More like you rip-off to our witch show

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="color:#FFB366; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">You jack off to our Acadamia so much, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕"> no wonder your Boku No got confuse for Pico ( e <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#C00000">w ! <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">)

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">...You’re VG’s Cool Cat, but unlikable, just 105% suck

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Slow your shit controls down or you’ll be the one litter-ally named crash...

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">...Copycat other big platformers, but couldn’t land on his feet

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">Can’t tell which drop harder? Fall damage or my sick verse on these beats...

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#F79646;mso-themecolor:accent6">...Well just like that Tynasmin Tiger, your relevance haven’t call...

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Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">...When it comes tornados Aussies, you just check out Looney Tunes and bit it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">You’re a spinning mascot that got his 2017 ass beaten by a fucking Fidget...

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">...I’ll make hurt, bro, more than Slippery Climb or a bridge filled with turtles

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">Looks like a Ty isn’t the only mascot who’ll leave Crash Bandicoot Purple...

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">...Didn’t gather a Gem for this stage, cause there’s only one problem, Crash

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#663300">From the great 28 bars you spat, you missed one about me in the Jaguar box...

|-|Rap Meaning===<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">RAP MEANING: ==

<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">A Kart driver against a Bobcat, don’t Test me, Crash Dummy 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(A Bobcat is a species of cats (duh) which shares the same name as the manufacture company known for it’s compacting excavator <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 바탕"> loaders, etc. while Crash is merely just a driver to a vulnerable racing kart. Bubsy calls Crash stupid by referencing Crash Test Dummy which are commonly used in cars) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">‘Cause once this kitten gets fur-ious, you won’t find your op-paw-ment funny 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Continue the last statement, when Bubsy gets aggressive he won’t become the same funny attitude Bubsy we all love to hate. Also PUNS!) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">I’m the mascot that makes the silent speak, inspiration to their vocal cords 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy was the first gaming mascot to been voice in a video games) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">But giving this Bandicoot a voice is the only thing that could possibly go wrong (HAA!) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(However, Bubsy didn’t like Crash Bandicoot’s voice referencing the infamous Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Strike Back commercial even saying “Haa!“ at the end. “What could possibly go wrong?” is Bubsy’s popular and infamous quote) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Coulda been a genius, a leader, but now you’re a bogan abusing bears 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(In the first game, Crash Bandicoot was one of many imprisoned animals   of Dr. Neo Cortex. He was originally going to be smart by being brainwashed using the Cortex Vortex, however the Vortex doesn’t compute to Crash Bandicoot ends up failed and rejected. Bogan is is a derogatory Australian and New Zealand slang word used to describe a person whose speech, clothing, attitude and behavior exemplify values and behavior considered unrefined or unsophisticated.<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">. The Abusing Bears line reference on some levels on Crash Bandicoot Cortex Strike Back, where Crash uses Polar against is his own will, in some stages) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bashing on crates and collecting apples, It’s Wumpa--, Shut up, no one cares 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(It’s known in the Crash games that you destroy boxes and gather fruits. Crash Bandicoot however tries to correct Bubsy that those apples he called are actually Wumpa Fruits. This is reference on how the Crash gets trigger by calling Wumpa Fruits, apples, peaches, mangoes, etc. Bubsy simply doesn’t care) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">This video game calls himself Crash, no wonder why the mustache man always wins 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy reference the infamous Video Game Crash of 83, since Crash sharing the same name. Mustache Man is used to describe Mario from the popular Crash Bandicoot commercial. Super Mario was considered to be a savior of the said crash. Bubsy pokes fun at this since the Playstation One and Nintendo 64 has a console war, but Crash ends up losing) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">'''<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Oh you’re threatening me for calling your name stupid? Then just leave '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(When Naughty Dog, the company who made Crash, name the character, Crash. Universal doesn’t like the idea. Naughty Dog got pissed that they even threaten Universal to leave if they don’t agree on their decision.) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Seeing your purr-sonality alone, you’re neither a good thinker nor listener 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy makes a pun and disses his intelligence again) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Collected all the Crystals for Cortex, but couldn’t find batteries for his sister 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(This is a reference to the plot of the sequel, Cortex Strikes Back where Cortex manipulates Crash to gather all the Crystals. In the beginning, Coco’s (Crash’s sister) laptop batteries are dead and Coco order her brother to get some new batteries. Basically Bubsy is dissing that while Crash can collect all 25 crystals but couldn’t find an everyday item) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You’re playing your level again, so you can gather all the gems 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">But the only box you’ll always miss, is getting next base to your girlfriend 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(When you break every boxes in the level you’ll receive a gem at the end of the stage. In the first Crash game, whenever you didn’t destroy any amount of boxes in a stage, a cut scene will play on how boxes you missed. Box is also a slang term for vagina, which reference to Crash’s love interest, Tawna. This also reference Tawna haven’t appear after the events of the first event, leading to Bubsy jesting about Crash Bandicoot couldn’t...Bang her before she’s gone (get it, cause she appear in Bang, a shitty party game)) 

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">'''<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Who puts the ass in mascot? Answer, this Sonic’s Ripper Roo (mate) '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Ass rhymes with mas, so there. Ripper Roo, is one of the antagonist and Cortex’s failed subject that sounds similar to Rip-off, basically Sonic’s Rip-off. Bubsy’s charaxter and speed is inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog. This lime also reference to a term used to describe Crash, Sonic’s Ass Game) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Who’s not only an insult to 3D, but also a disgrace to the PS Single, too 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(This line reference Bubsy 3D, a terrible and infamous 3D Platformer for the Playstation 1. Crash is offended by that game’s infamy, due to he’s one of Playstation’s mascot amd the pioneer of 3D platformers. Also this the way he says PS Single is a reference to the meme “PS Triple”) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Only 90’s kids regret remembering you, Bubsy got no chance at all 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Only 90’s kids understand this line) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Already defeated you mate as soon gamers saw the matchup for this battle 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Crash Bandicoot is seen to the public as a classic and great game, meanwhile Bubsy Bobcat is view in the opposite, and I stole this line from Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky, but fuck it) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bubster is a complete de-evolution of the platforming genetics 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(This is reference on the first Crash Bandicoot game where animals evolve their genes from the Evolve-Ray and they become smart. However Crash disses that Bubsy is a de-evolution to the platformer genre. This could be a rebottle to Bubsy’s “Coulda been smart, a leader, but you’re a bogan abusing bears”)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You’re VG’s Cool Cat, but more unlikable and design so generic 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Cool Cat is an infamous movie series that features a pantless cat, similar to Bubsy. But more hated and character design too bland probably dissing Bubsy’s shirt, which is just a white clothes added with a red explanory point. Also there’s a reference to VG Cats, a Canadian webcomic that satires video games, where Bubsy appear in Where are They Now) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Beaten Cortex more times than you got one hit by those Woolie enemies 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(A criticism of the Bubsy games is that Bubsy is extremly fragile, one hit from anything you die. Woolie is a weak and basic enemy of the Bubsy series. This line is self-explanatory to be honest) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">For Accolade’s mascot, your only honor is putting your buisness deceased 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Accolade is the company that created the Bubsy series. Accolade actually means “honor” “award” “gift” but Bubsy ironically gives the opposite to his company by leaving them bankrupt) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Your number two was the only good thing your shit series provides 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(From all the Bubsy games, Bubsy II is considered to be the best of the series despites it’s flaws and review scores. Also there’s a pun in this line with “number two = shit”) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Now that’s a compliment, but your creator says otherwise 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(While people praise Bubsy II for being the best out of the series. The creator of Bubsy, Michael Berlyn thinks that game is horrible to the brand name and even saying “it almost kill the franchise”) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You and Ty can blow some Steam, but your relavance still haven’t call 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy was re-release on Steam. Same with Ty the Tynasmin Tiger, another gaming mascot who’s also based on an Australian animal. But like the both of them, they remain forgotten while Crash is still beloved) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">From what I seen this pantless mate, this pussy doesn’t have any balls 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy is shown to be not wearing pants, and doesn’t seem to have balls. This could be an indirect reference to a Bubsy's fan headcanon, Modern Bubsy, where Bubsy becomes a transgender woman...Also Australian stereotype with Crash saying mate) 

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You act all tough in the mic, but you’re more of a scardly cat than Tiny 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy thinks Crash is a pathetic character who fakes being brave and strong lyrically. Tiny is one of the antagonist Crash Bandicoot, he‘s a Tiger, which is closer to the family of cats) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Without that Aku Aku slave taking the hit, it’s just one hit for you in the hiney 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Aku Aku is a character from Crash, who’s also a power-up for Crash. Whenever Aku Aku is in your side, you can take another hit.) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">'''<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">And did you steal those insults from a gamer who‘s not so grump? '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy says Crash’s disses against him aren’t original and in fact, is been already used by a famous Youtuber, Jontron, who’s known for reviewing the Bubsy games) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Hell, without laying a claw, I can put Youtuber’s career in a dump 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(In March 2017, there‘s been Youtube drama for calling JonTron a racist or Nazi for having a different opinion. Bubsy is saying that even it’s not related to him, he still can fuck his reputation indirectly) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Only Warped back the classic trilogy, ‘cause you’re getting hate for your gimmicks 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(This line reference Crash Bandicoot Warped and the remake, N Sane Trilogy. Bubsy is saying that the only reason why Crash is returning to the clawing board is because of the negative reception) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">From party pooper games to phone races, all of them are panned by critics 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Continue the last statement. Bubsy disses about Crash Bash, a mediocre party games to the Crash Nitro Kart in the Appstore, which didn’t do well with reviewers) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Not the first the first tornado Aussie, you just check out Looney Tunes and bit it 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Obligatory Taz reference in a Crash Bandicoot battle) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Sorry but there’s a new spinner in town, where your hype got beaten by a fucking Fidget 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Crash Bandicoot is known for spinning in his games, however Bubsy says that his spinning days are over cause in 2017, Fidget Spinners are toys that advertise to "cure" ADHD and autism which is trendier than the N. Sanity Trilogy) 

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">The Jaguar and Bubsy show thats cats aren’t fit on gaming 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(This reference to one of Bubsy’s game, Fractured Furry Tales, an<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 바탕"> Atari Jaguar exclusive game. And as history shows, Jaguar failed to compete against its competitors. Since both Bubsy and Jaguar are both cats, Crash Bandicoot is being a racist bigot degenerate, saying cats shouldn’t be in video games) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Forgetting passwords, faking rewards, can’t hide that shame, man 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(In Bubsy 3D, there is an reward for those who finds the mystery of the password, however until now, no one finds it) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You got millions of fans (yea--) ironic ones, no need to get your hopes so fast (ah) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(While Bubsy got a cult following, it’s more of a ironic one, meaning they’re not true fans and they just a fan of making of his series) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">But you better slow those legs down or you’ll be the one who’ll be named crash 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Another criticism of the Bubsy games is the controls and the speed. When Bubsy run fast, the camera couldn’t focus on the right side of the screen and couldn’t indicate danger ahead leading to many deaths and “crashes”) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">I’m packing heat with cannons, got rap bombs like a Nitro 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Wumpa cannon and Nitro boxes reference) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Your rating’s the same as your friend list, none, while I got Spyro 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Crash Bandicoot is saying that his reception is the same as his circle of friends, zero. Meanwhile he got his buddy Spyro, who appear as a cameo, a playable demo game, and even in a crossover game) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">A terrible pet owner, and apparently someone’s uncle is this pyscho 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Crash reference Arnold the Armadillo, apparently Bubsy’s sidekick who’s been mistreated by Bubsy. Bubsy got a nephew and a niece, which shocked Crash that a crazy cat like Bubsy have family responsibility) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">How can you fly from the sky, when you couldn’t pass as a pilot 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Another criticism for the Bubsy series is that Bubsy can fly (well it’s more like falling, with style) because bobcats can’t fly (yes because Echidnas fucking fly in real life). Crash is in disbelief that he has that ability, due to he failed as a pilot which reference to the pilot of a Bubsy cartoon which didn’t get pick up. And you get the picture, flying in the sky, pilot in airplane, airplane fly, but that’s bullshit cause airplane can’t fly, they crash into two building) 

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Bubsy Bobcat Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You tried to take down Plumberboy, but flopped taking that title 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Plumberboy is another word from the Crash Bandicoot commercial used to describe Mario. Basically, Crash Bandicoot fails to surpass Mario) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Never seen Universal’s Mind failed this much since taking down the Kong Titan 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Bubsy continue to jab at Crash, by saying this isn’t the first time Universal tries to take down Nintnedo, and failed it. This is a reference to the infamous case where Universal take Nintendo to court because Donkey Kong was plagrisizing their hit movie, King Kong. Also a reference to two Crash games, Mind Over Mutant and Clash of the Titan) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Put this Naughty-Dog on a leash, where your owner leave you abandon 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Naughty Dog was Crash Bandicoot’s first and original developers. Originally Universal made a deal with Naughty Dog to make three games, and that‘s the Crash Bandicoot trilogy and they added Crash Nitro Kart. Sadly after Crash Nitro Kart, Naughty Dog leaves the series and move on to other projects such as Jak & Daxter, The Last of Us and Uncharted.) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">As we all know, Bubsy stole the show, as if Sony put their name in this battle 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(To steal the show is to be the center of attention due to their performance being better than the others. Bubsy claims he win by stealing the sbow as if Sony put their name in this battle. Which reference when Crash Bandicoot was introduce to the public, it’s all in Sony Playstation’s name, but there’s no Naughty-Dog brand anywhere to be found, heck they outright don’t invite Naughty Dog employee to E3) 

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Crash Bandicoot Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Ha!) I beat him both disc and units, why don’t you ask Giana to be a better rip-off 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Crash rebottles Bubsy’s line about not winning against Mario. By saying that he did surpass him, by Playstation units sold more than the Nintendo 64. Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back is actually developed by the same team who made the remake of The Great Giana Sisters. Crash says Bubsy should follow the steps of Giana if he wants to copy other’s style as the original Commodore version of Giana Sisters got postive reviews, unlike Bubsy) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">While you claim to be the mascots‘ rival, yet you squat at their home (crickey) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(While Bubsy is meant to compete with Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog. His games are released on the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Crash is saying that calling Bubsy a rival is pointless since him and his games lives the same console as the two) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">You’re a platformer copycat who couldn’t learn land on his feet 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(Usually in 2-D platformer, there’s no such thing as fall damage, however Bubsy is like “that’s fucking overrated, fall damage is the new hip thing” which is another criticism in Bubsy’s games. Copycat means an imitator, and Bubsy is literally a cat. Also Crash made an ironic statement where a cat, that’s known for landing on it’s feet upon impact from a great height, Bubsy can‘t do that) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">Fall damage drop as hard as I spit verse in these beats (woah!) 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕">(And Crash ends with a verse drop line)