User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF: Sheldon Cooper vs Sir Isaac Newton

Don't have much time to describe, here goes!

Cast:
Nice Peter as Dr. Sheldon Cooper

MC Mr. Napkins as Sir Isaac Newton

EpicLLOYD as Leonard Hofstadter (cameo)

Lyrics:
EPIDUVYBNCEUBHJEFHISTORY!

SIR ISAAC NEWTON!

VS!

SHELDON COOPER!

BEGIN!

Isaac:
Allow me to Elighten you with Natural Philosophy

I'm here to lyrically flatten this Doogie Howser wannabe

"Today, a simple scientist beat the father of Calculus"

You'll find that was sarcasm, after further analysis

Your theories are flimsy, you don't deserve your Ph.D

You're asexual, apathetic, and you reek of OCD

You're a pitiful physicist, I'm a mathematic wizard

It's time for me to crush this nerd, like rock' does to 'lizard

Sheldon:
this is the moment in time when two physicists shall clash

This isn't fiction, it's plain science. I can beat you in a Flash

This battle's destiny, Newton. You could never avoid this

Although, I do somewhat admire how you never had coitus

While you're dumbs as A Half, I'm as smart as Two Men

That apple hit you too hard it you think you could win

For shame, from a scientist I'd ecpect better behavior

My theory is a follows: Isaac Newton is a failure

Isaac:
If you make Big Bangs, I cause enormous explosions!

I'm on a roll, I can't be stopped. Read my Third Law of Motion

I'll beat you in all subjects: Math, science, and history

"Isaac Newton is a failure"? That phrase is contradictory!

Sheldon:
You look ill, SIr Isaac. Shall I sing to you Soft Kitty?

I'd let you win, but as your'e full aware, I have no pity

Hmm, how can I offend you? I know, the middle finger

Knock, knock, knock, Isaac? (Pause) Bazinga!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHERE'S WALDO?

I'VE DECIDED (EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE ABOUT WALDO)

EPICRAPBATTLESOFBTTF!!!!!!!!

Poll
Who won? Sir Isaac Newton Dr. Sheldon Cooper