User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Spike Spiegel vs Jaco the Galactic Patrolman

Aight, so today we have something perhaps a little before Goku's time. We have Jaco, the Super Elite Galactic Patrolman from his eponymous series (a Dragon Ball prequel), up against Spike Spiegel, the Space Cowboy of Cowboy Bebop. Will the bounty hunter elude the galactic patrol? Or will the Super Elite wrangle up a space Cowboy?

Skeep made Spike's TC.

Battle:






Jaco:

I've come for your bounty, hunter! You'll be beat!

Taking space Cowboys on the mic - the life of a Super Elite!

Thrill ya! Put the lock on your whole contra-band!

You can try seeing red, still not as well as my eyes can

Undid Frost, guess that I'm pretty chill

Keep chewing cigarettes and you're bound to be Grylled!

I'm perfectly trained, on a Galactic Patrol

It's been clear you're for the dogs since your second episode!

Spike Spiegel:

I'm impressed by the threats this pet has put on

I wouldn't go clad in how you're dressed for a billion woolongs

I tread dangerously when chasing gold and chasing tail

In your occupation you're more likely to succeed than fail

I'm a risk taker, about to turn into an alien wrist breaker

If you so much as point your laser at Watanabe's moneymaker

I'd suggest taking a look at your own life before accusing me.

ISSP's been less shady than you've been.

Jaco:

That won't work, man! You're about to hurt, man!

Caught in the spread of my Elite Beams like Burpman!

Before Vicious you're unravelling like from my Macrocosm Cannon

Both of us released an Extinction Bomb, but I planned it!

Spike Spiegel:

So, your raps were trash, bet I'd get something for that mask

Super Elite is too cheap! Even his spaceship's from the past!

Suck it up, kid. Sometimes even heroes lose.

Such is life. Why not while it away to some Asteroid Blues.

Outro:
Who won? Spike Spiegel Jaco the Super Elite