User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Fanmade Battles of History: Joan of Arc vs Miley Cyrus

So, basically, it's my new favourite thing. I make a fanmade version of each battle in the run-up to its release, just to feed them before it comes out, like an appetizer while the real deal is being cooked.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JOAN OF ARC!

VS!

MILEY CYRUS!

BEGIN!

Miley-

My name is Miley Cyrus, bitch, you can't take me.

I can't be tamed, you got cooked for heresy!

You've probably got an STD, your face is a danger zone,

While I've got 15 movie producers waiting on my cell phone.

I'm sitting in this pile of cash, what have you got, slut?

Every bloke in the world is drooling over my lush butt.

I point my foam finger at you, as the Romans burn you, you're stuck

Pardon the French, but watch me, as I tell you to get fucked.

Joan-

I'm a slut? Pot kettle black, bitch, you're just as bad.

At least my fame didn't get leeched by my dad.

I'm raising the stake, as I dis you with these burns.

You suck a different dick every time the moon turns.

This is a curbstomp battle, belonging to me

You couldn't possibly beat a Saint, can't you see?

Yeah, I was killed by the Romans, so was Jesus Christ.

He looks better than you, a mask would have sufficed.

Miley Cyrus-

You little bitch! You rap worse than Britney Spears, oh my god!

Ugh, getting rid of you is just as harder than Nick Jonas' hot rod.

I'll bitch-slap you, you frog-munching whore, I'm Miley Cyrus

While you're ugly face is killing people, like a deadly virus.

Joan-

Ha! Is that right? The stake was colder than your raps.

You look like a goth working in a casino, let's play craps!

I won't repeat this, and I really want you to listen.

Don't even mention God, or I'll drown you, christen.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES *wrecking ball* OF HIS *burning* TORY

Poll
Who Won? Joan of Arc Miley Cyrus