User:Wachowman

SUP THERE ...THIS THING ON...OK GOOD I'm Wachowman but I'm usually called Wachow don't know why I just figure people to be lazy, my real name is Axel i was born in America but most my family is from Ireland so i can speak most of the language im just not the best with reading it. I love all ERB except Kim-Jong vs hulk hogan, Seuss vs Shakespeare (sorry) and Adam vs eve but I've still memorized them and every other ERB. I'm a big fan of the zombie apocalypse weird enough and usually talk about it in different ways. Normal thing about me I'm 16 but I look. 14 and I'm 6foot1.....ok not so normal after all.lets try another normal thing.My favorite tv shows are total drama series walking dead and honey boo boo....still not normal.Anyways i make parodies of songs and have made parodies of the ERB's so i'm kinda a parody artist.Thats it for nowi guess.P.s don't call me chow or wacho ( I know it's the same as Wachow but I don't like it)

Things I like

 * The Walking Dead
 * FootBall
 * Youtube
 * Mint flavored dental floss
 * Being tall
 * Setting things on fire (not lethally)
 * Underdogs in shows
 * Watching people play horror games

favorite characters from shows
(Fun fact my top 2 characters are dead in the show...)
 * THE WALKING DEAD
 * 5 Glenn
 * 4 Hershel
 * 3 Morgan/Rick
 * 2 Axel (yeah that's right same name)
 * 1 T-Dog


 * HONEY BOO BOO
 * 3 Sugar Bear
 * 2 Honey Boo Boo
 * 1 Mama


 * TOTAL DRAMA SERIES
 * 5 Noah
 * 4 Ezekiel
 * 3 B
 * 2 Lightning/Cameron/Jo
 * 1 Owen!

The winners in my book

 * 1 Bill,O,Reilly "Fuck it we'll do it live!"
 * 2 Darth Vader "Suck my robot balls"
 * 3 Chuck Norris "Im am Chuck fucking Norris!"
 * 4 Lady Gaga "that's like a principal of a home school"
 * 5 Hulk hogan "You got a inside seat to your own smack down brother!"
 * 6 Beethoven (obviously) "In Germany we don't hit little girls"
 * 7 Stephen Hawking "There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000"
 * 8 Genghis khan "And butcher your family,and make a new coat"
 * 9 Napoleon dynamite "GOSH! I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are!"
 * 10 Billy Mayes "Billy Mayes here with a special tv offer!"
 * 11 Dumbledore "When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the gray"
 * 12 Dr.Seuss "Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote"
 * 13 Mr.Rogers "Hi there neighbor"
 * 14 Captain Kirk "You spaghetti eating fuck"
 * 15 NicePeter (I just like him better)
 * 16 Hitler "Take a trip on my train"
 * 17 Mater Chief "My tigger fingers itching"
 * 18 Mario Brother "Its-a me Mario and Luigi mother fuckers"
 * 19 Elvis Presley "all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees"
 * 20 Cleopatra "Better hold more than you shirt mis please"
 * 21 Bill Gates "With your own little spinning beach ball of death"
 * 22 Frank Sinatra "should've been Freddie Uranus"
 * 23 Obama "Need to stop hating on gays, let them teach you how to dress"
 * 24 Doc Who "Now calm down will you!"
 * 25 Clint Eastwood "Go ahead,Make my IPod"
 * 26 Batman "I had Albert read your books, He told me they suck"
 * 27 Santa Claus "You represent sandals and a scraggly beard"
 * 28 Adam "Got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back"
 * 29 Gandhi "Don't think you're gunna over come this Jr."
 * 30 Thomas Edison (sorry TeslaMan) "No light,no camera,no sound,see?"
 * 31 Babe Ruth "The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park!"
 * 32 Skrillex "I get your same fame from home, with blown out speaker..."
 * 33 Gorbachev "If your name ends with "in" time to get out!"

My favorite rap battles

 * 10 skrillex vs Mozart
 * 9 Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla
 * 8 Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
 * 7 Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 6 Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr
 * 5 Elvis Presley vs Michael Jackson
 * 4 Rasputin vs Stalin vs Lenin vs Gorbachev vs Putin
 * 3 Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln
 * 2 Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 1 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

People who I want to see in a rap battle

 * Rick Grimes
 * Weird Al Yankovich
 * Penn and Teller
 * Ed Edd And Eddy
 * Beavis and Butthead
 * The 3 stooges
 * David Copperfield
 * Slenderman
 * Howie Mandel
 * Notch

Battle I want to see

 * Weird Al Yancovich vs Prince
 * Seth Mcfarlene vs Waly Disnet
 * Penn and Teller vs David Copperfield
 * Ed Edd and Eddy vs The 3 Stooges
 * Piers Morgan vs Howard Stern
 * Rick Grimes vs ???
 * Beavis and Butthead vs ???
 * Notch vs ???
 * Slenderman vs ???
 * Howie vs ???

Friends on dis wiki in no order....maybe

 * Scraw
 * J1coupe
 * Tesla
 * Flare
 * ShoopDaKev
 * Patts
 * Four4
 * NightHawk
 * MSV
 * Predator
 * Tux

My favorite Youtubers

 * 5 Chilledchaos
 * 4 Pewdiepie
 * 3 Uberhaxornova
 * 2 ERB ( yes they're my second favorite sorry )
 * 1 Vintagebeef (I was his 50'th subscriber I've been watching him for a long time now so it has to be him)