Talk:George Washington vs William Wallace/@comment-7848118-20140629110031

Wallace:

…little blousy outfit,

Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument

I'll knock you the fuck out mate, you died owning slaves, while I died setting em free (free!)

That's the highland way, this pirate prick couldn't beat me in a foot race

I was emasculated, evicerated, i've got my head chopped off and put on the plate

But I still find time to bust a ??? rhyme

I'll rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic!

I'll knock your face off the moolah, alba gu brath (hoora! hoora! hoora!)

You and Martha couldn't have no children,

Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers couldn't swim

That's Washington, such a shit(e) edition

The fuck, the British Army didn't even want in

I'm Wallace! I'm flawless!

Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses!

I post my kilt, strap my sword on my hilt, step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill!

You and all of your politicans straight going to hell!

The only Washington I ever liked was Denzel!

Washington:

Is that the best you got for me?!

I'll chop down this MC like a cherry tree!

See, power! That's what the meaning of my flag is!

Your nation's famous for golf and haggis!

I'm fabulous from my head to my shoebuckle!

Step to me, you'll get a knee to your mooseknuckle!

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I'm dressed like a pimp, best moves in the mouth (?)

McGyver, McLevy, Mc-School ya out!

I'll trap more Scots out than Hadrian's Wall!

Wallace:

I don't give a shite about your fancy clothes!

You ripped them up and enslaved black folks

Grew weed and made hemp grow,

but if ya think ya can beat me, ya must be having a smoke!

No joke! Don't tee off with me, laddie!

Even if you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy!

My style's ice cold, yours is old and shabby

You're the Father of Your Country, but I'm your daddy!