User blog:Dean624/Donkey Kong vs Bowser

Epic rap battles of Dean B!

Bowser vs Donkey Kong

Begin!



Donkey Kong: Yo Ready Fatty? Well I’m guessing so,

I’m more of a rival like Mario.

I am reuniting the DK crew

You probably feel bad, you’re about to be screwed



Bowser: You are about to die because you aren’t that strong,

You can’t beat mother fucking Bowser, Donkey Kong.

You’re about to be PWND, because you’re just crap

You suck just like your fucking DK rap.



Donkey Kong: Oh shit man, calm yourself down.

Every time you die, you are left with dried bones on the ground

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">I’m kicking you dry ass, by the end of this song.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">You just lost to DK, Donkey Kong.

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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">Bowser: Ha, you are a VideoGame Glitch

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">Don’t scream at me, and don’t be a bitch

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">You always go ape-shit, I’ll be dead last,

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">As I go hard on your Jack-ass

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">Who won?

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">Who’s Next?

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">You Decide!

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">EPIC RAP BATTLES oF DEAN B!

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">Link to beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmiXOiX42kc

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