User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence! 7 Headless Horseman vs Smile Dog

Rap Battles of Excellence! NOTES!
Before I begin let me just say. I've grown so much in rapping and I've learned to add more style and depth into my raps. Plus flow my goodness do I use it. The beat is optional. I know I may have used threats in these raps too much, but I wanted them to look and seem ferocious. Thank you all, the RBoE finale may be postponed. Yeah know I don't want to end this season right now because for me it just began! Stay tuned for RBoE 9 & 10.

Headless Horseman vs Smile Dog:
ANNOUNCER: WHAT! N- (now demon voiced)

Headless Horseman

vs

Smile Dog

Begin!

Headless Horseman:
I'm the best, you're just a asinine pooch wannabe

You may be husky, but you sure as hell can't touch me

You’re a fucking canine clod, there’s nothing frightening about this dog

I'll maim you faster than I scared off Ichabod

You stink and not just in rhyming croaky

Eyeless Jack is about to meet the headless doggy

Smile Dog:
I'll give you that you're a mediocrity

But stop making a mockery of the horror industry

Your sword is as dull as your obviously fabled story

I'll always be fully scary, while I'm haunting your dreams where you wish to beat me!

You think you're chilling, the only thing I took serious was your fiery pumpkin

I'm very villainous to vintage various redundant tales of fiction

Headless Horseman:
Ha with my interesting incredible stories, I've inspired millions

Look at my insurmountable representations I've acquired by the billions

Photoshop'd poochie putting piles of false fatal lies

I'm producing miles of screams in many styles, beheading anyone who dare defies

I'll email you a lyrical miracle ass whooping!

I'm not scared of this mythical sigh inducing zing

The only thing mildly frightful would be your distasteful face

You're a miserable fictitiously overused photo of spiteful disgrace!

Smile Dog:
Don't try to step to me, I'm a terror tearing up this teary eyed failure

You're just a whack crap apparition weary horror tale error

I've even got the bark to beat this sad sap dreary superstition

Go ahead and break the disk so I can eat you because I'm on a mission

So take your whacky horse and be off on your Mary way or get flayed

'Cause like your crappy Tim Burton movie you just got played!

Just like Icachabod who supposedly lost his head you'll meet your end

The Headless Horseman is dead so spread the word to your friends!

Who Won? Who will be next! Raaap Bwahahaha Battles of Excellence!

Who Won? Headless Horseman Smile Dog