User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine

The Springwood Slasher faces off with X-Men member Wolverine in a clash of rhymes. Who wins? You decide!

'''Freddy: '''

Freddy’s in the house to give out a verbal hex

To this hairy little bitch sporting yellow spandex

Welcome to Elm Street, I hope you enjoy your stay

I’ll haunt you forever, and I’ll never go away

You think you’re so hot, with your bones covered in metal

You’re the biggest mistake ever made by the people at Marvel

I’ll kill you in this battle faster than you killed Jean Gray

My outfit makes me scary, and yours makes you look gay



Wolverine:

Listen here, bub, it’s time for you to die

I don’t take shit from anyone who’s burned up worse than a French fry

What’s with the sweater? Christmas ended a while ago

You think you’re tougher than me? To that I say “Hell no!”

I ain’t no mistake, dude, the public loves me

<p class="MsoNormal">Just look at the popularity of all my comics and movies

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re frightening? You’re the one who should be scared

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause I’m the one you see in all of your own nightmares

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<p class="MsoNormal">Freddy:

<p class="MsoNormal">She ain’t no guy, but even Nancy’s manlier than you

<p class="MsoNormal">Go see a barber, and stop using so much shampoo

<p class="MsoNormal">My glove will cut through your metal skull in an instant

<p class="MsoNormal">After I’m done with you, I’ll finish off the rest of you mutants

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wolverine:

<p class="MsoNormal">See a barber? Ha! At least I have hair

<p class="MsoNormal">That hat of yours doesn’t help that you’re bald under there

<p class="MsoNormal">On the pedophile scale, you always rank a ten

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a burned up douche, and I’m a staple of the X-Men

Who won? Freddy Krueger Wolverine