User blog:Patts9009/Jordan --Dis Raps for Hire

Request
I have this guy called Jordan in my homeroom, and he's sooo annoying. He sticks gum on my chairs, shoot spitballs at me in class(he's right behind me), and shove in obscene magazines into my locker. He's not just crazy, he's dangerous. I told my teacher, but he came up to me and hit my arm soo hard, I could barely write! I hate him soo much. Please, destroy him!

Dis Rap
Welcome back class, to Dis Rap 101.

The Disses today will be sooo much fun.

Sit down, as homeroom will begin soon.

But this asshole will be dead before noon.

I’ve been set to destroy a little bitch.

Teach you manners and give you a ditch.

With the disses I write, you’ll certainly yell,

“I can’t breathe!” with the disses I tell.

You, dangerous? You’re a wannabe punk.

The chances of your survival are totally sunk.

I’ll chew you like gum, spit you back out.

Shove you into lockers without a doubt.

If you’re not the one that’s crazy here,

You will be cowering from me in fear.

I’m the mad rabbit, call me Screwball.

You can tie me up, it won’t help at all.

Like the ghost of night, I’m never noticed.

I’ll Teach you, but you’ll always fail the test.

Consider this your last breath you take.

You’ll be lying in a coffin next time you awake.

All I can see right now is the next target,

Aim the Dis Rap lines, fire, and you’re hit.

You ought to wave the white flag, Jay.

You wouldn’t want to die, but hey,

You’re a douchebag, so you deserve it

Slash up your body, serve as hors d-oeuvres.

I’ll show you dangerous as I hang your body,

But you just don’t seem to understand, oddly.

You’re another example of a perfect stickler.

If you’d listen, you’d tell to stop being a dick to her.

I’m talkin’ about Clara. She’s another great gal.

I’ll tear your arms off if you don’t become her pal.

Hell, I’ll punch them for the hell of it, make then numb.

Especially seeing that you’re so fucking dumb.

The shit you do, I can read you like a magazine.

The women in those are all that you’ll ever see.

One last thing for the likes of you, Jordan.

You’re sooo going to end up in the trash bin.

After Note
This is the 18th episode! Just one more episode before the series finale! I'd love to talk more, but the clock is tickin' and I ain't got much more time. So until next time -B, out.