Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 62/@comment-28696573-20160609024603

Hey all! I got bored and wrote a battle between Bach and Macklemore, let me know what you think of it!



 Macklemore 

 Look who’s Bach from the dead! Can’t say the same about your tunes

 (Return of the Mack!) Drop you harder than the Hindenburg balloon

 You’re a powder-wigged pork wearing your granddad’s clothes, scoffing

 Herring heads in Hamburg, writing pieces 'bout potatoes

 Macklemore is in the Palace knocking down the White Walls

 (Producing hits!) While you’re locked away with manuscript and scrawls

 You keep a dagger to protect yourself from the people you annoy, but

 I’ll be blinding you with genius in the raps that I deploy



 Bach 

 More popular than me? No mackle-more of your crap

 You are the Wings beneath my wind; you’re not epic! You can’t rap!

 You can’t Handel my talent I’m ahead of my time

 Why, you just copy Eminem every time you bust a rhyme

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> I’ve had more encounters with success than your flirtations with the law

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Generations lay before me; I made generations more!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> I have tenors in my choir that are more in tune that you, you’ll

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Flee this rap-battling duel once you’ve seen what I can do

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Macklemore 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Sure I had some time in rehab; you got locked up in a cell

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> I inspire the fans around me while you give your students hell!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Yeah, you peaked with Toc and Fugue, that was really something great

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Creepiest arrangement to emerge from your career, no, wait

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> You got some air on that G String but I’m sure you’ve not forgotten

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Your wife was your second cousin (must’ve hit baroque bottom)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> How many pieces did you write? Because they all sound the same

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Hard to believe those variations put you on the road to fame

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Bach 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> You met your fiancé on MySpace and Ryan Lewis too

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> The Kick-start of your career’s more social media than you

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> My plethora of masterpieces tramples your ‘originals’

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Transmuted into classic-rock jams (Bach’s got the mad skills)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> My signature is hid within my music yours is plastered

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> My works have been re-mastered! I am not to be outlasted!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Popping more than just tags while you write your garbage songs

<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> You will never match my legacy; go back where you belong!