Talk:Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg/@comment-37860397-20181219035530

My Rating (using point system):

Elon Musk (1)

Call me Musk. (Uh!) I'm here to help. (Yeah!) +1

Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health! +5 (Decent line)

I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the Dark Ages! +2 (I liked the lifting of the text, really brings out Elon Musk's previous line)

You provide a place to discover your aunt's…kinda racist! +3

Got called to Senate, data hack. +1

You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!" +5 (Nice comparison)

I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in, +4

And I've been flossin' since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins! +3

Mark Zuckerberg (1)

Data was a lieutenant commander, to start, +4 (Good comeback)

But I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart. +2

See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss), +3

And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)! +3

You can't sneak up on Zuck; I don't even fucking blink! +3

I'm the CEO of KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC.! +3

I've been looking up your family; it gets dark, my god! +2

Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with Apar-Tide-pods! +5

(An actually good pun) Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp. Post! +2

I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap. Boast! +3 I drive around in a hatchback. Beep beep! +2

I'll end your story like Snapchat. Ghost! +5

Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast, +2

And your star is faded like you on a podcast! +3

Elon Musk (2)

Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man! +3

When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man! +5 (The MySpace part has two meanings)

I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon! +3

Now I'm taking mankind to Mars, but for your kind, man, I ain't got room! +3

Your platform only launches depression! +3

Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? +5 (Good line)

(Hey!) You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't! +3

Why don't you Lean In and FaceMash my musky Dutch taint! +4 (The voice changes to be quite robotic, a little bizzare)

I'm destined to rep Earth; you sold us out for some net worth! +3

Your site's got so many Russian bots, they should call it the Social Nyet-work! +5 (Also good line)

Mark Zuckerberg (2)

Ooo, bots! I know A.I. gets you tweeting. +2

I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman. +3

You need to start sleeping; we can all see you're tired.+2

You're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired! +3

You got all these companies, but they're incomplete! +2

I've got one, and I fold money: income, pleat! +5 (Really good line)

Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home +3

'Cause this battle's like PayPal: you got owned! +6 (Easily the best line of the rap)

After averaging out the points, the amount of points for both rappers are:

EM: 3.38 MZ: 3.09

Like the majority, I believe Elon musk has won.

I will be voting in the ERB wiki polls.

Also, my suggestion for the next ERB rap is Alexander Hamilton vs. The Phantom. Two iconic Broadway plays.