User blog:Iamthelegion/Godzilla vs SCP-682

Ohai. Today we have a rap battle that is a litttle oversized. We have the Japanese beast, the gorilla whale Godzilla, against unkillable pestilence, the big-ass lizard SCP-682. Connection is oversized lizards who are more than lizards that come back stronger after you kill them. I suggest you read up on 682's test log first because A) I reference it a fuckton and B) it's really, really cool. I am way too lazy to colour-code this battle, so sorry if it's virgin colouration offends your lustful eyes.

Cast/Backgrounds:
Godzilla - voiced by Griffin Oldenkamp - Tokyo

SCP-682 - voiced by Kevin Krust - SCP Foundation Containment Breach Halls

Public (cameo) - portrayed by B-Lo

Teh battle of battleness:
ALTERNATE RAP BATTLES

OF HORROR!



VERSUS!!!



Godzilla:

RAAWWWR! You dare to challenge the King of Monsters?

Atomic breath when I spit, chances higher than Mothra

I took down Space Godzilla, you lost to Weeping Angel

This experiment leaves you zero percent like your danger

Keter couldn't cover me, are Euclid into your lost yet?

Battle with Kaiju is never Safe and I'm the sole vet

The Foundation isn't Secure enough to Contain

Public: GO JI RA!

Godzilla:

Let alone Protect this ripoff, Pearl Bay's getting nearer

I think I'll finish with how much I envy three four three

Because your mere visage, unlike rhymes, really hurts me

SCP-682:

I adapt to any threat, however insubstantial it may be

I'll be programming you to sleep, hypnosis... lyrically!

You claim kingship but have no evidence of your majesty

Getting bolts from Mecha so your jaw's clicking incessantly

Survived anything thrown at or throwing me, I'm Able

You couldn't best a monkey, a fitting end to your fable

If only the hot air you're spitting took you into space

The only foe to best me freezes beneath my mere gaze

No need to split in two to take you, but you need Anguirus

Centuries of tests I've persevered, rap longer, I'm TIRELESS.

*SCP-682 jumps straight up and through Godzilla's chest. Godzilla falls down and glows reddish, before standing up and revealing himself to be...



Godzilla (2014):

You're really boring me, I'm looking for the MUTO button

I top skyscrapers whilst you've been outsized by mutton

One or two, either way you won't leave me breathless

A solid beast with destruction, sure to leave a dead mess

Spit radioactive blasts and I'm years ahead of this

wood and moss slob that crawled out of an acid pit

Stomping hard, not nice and friendly, I'll still kill you

If I knew who he was I might give this Anguirus his due

No losses on this scoreboard but you sure leave me bored

You've barely survived! Got no chance against this lord!

SCP-682:

Lord? If only I was exempt from your torture, Zilla mark 2

You don't even make it as a hero or villain, words so true

Some ways I'm like forty-nine, to your cancer I'm the cure

Irredeemable demon, beat off even eighty-seven for sure

I'm your personal Montauk, you're being unbearably raped

It seems falling time after time is your undeniable fate

Time to quit making like ___-J, I'll stop putting off the end

A bite puts you six MILES under, the version with no friend

I'm recovering so fast its like I'm draining the fountain

Size? Your killstreak's from you being a clumsy mountain

Outro:
WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO DECIDES?

AAALLL-TERNATE RAP BATTLES OF (stomping sound heard) WTF WAS THAT!

See you - next time (blood drips down the screen)

Who won? Godzilla/Godzilla 2014 SCP-682

Hint:
For time immemorial, dreams have been sowed

Wishes made that the toll of time be slowed

Two men took it this far, and much further

''In life eternal, meaning is only in... murder.''