User blog:Joeaikman/Joeaikman vs DudeWithASuit - Tourney Battle

Hey there and welcome to yet another mildly anticipated tourney battle. I told Dude he didn’t have to pull any punches and boy did he not do that. Wow. I think I cried a bit reading his lines. That was a joke. I didn’t cry. I’m way, way, way too manly to do that. Real men don’t cry. That’s what my dad always told me anyway…

Wow, this got deep into my past childhood trauma really quickly. Lets move swiftly on to the rappers. Today I, the sort of a bit talented Joeaikman, take on the dapper slapper, DudeWithASuit, for the title of… Erm… For a place in the next round of the tourney. Lets go!

DudeWithASuit
This’ll be like your self harm, Josef, you won’t make it to the final cut

I beat Katrina, you lost to a Fan, you couldn’t even fuck your rival up

You’re no MC, this assBurger King always flips his shit

Is your ugliness enhanced or vaccinated by your autistic fits?

You look like a Fallout 4 character that I made ugly on purpose

Your face is worthless; a Dave Grohl cave troll is what your worth is

You weren’t Nikki’s Night in Shining Armor, while this suited dude has class

But I guess a communist wouldn’t have the slightest clue about that

Joeaikman
He got on his knees for crats to suck a Korean’s little dick

A popular user promoted but the wiki can be fickle, kid

So then you mixed a love for feuds with a bad attitude

Now the new users be asking doctor who the fuck are you, dude

Some past staff who rapped with edgy jokes and racist banter

Your kind got kirk-burned out when proper staff dropped the hammer

So let me chisel up some disses to make your raps better

Your final line brought an end to yet another DWAS Error

DudeWithASuit
Joewhat the fuckman, you’re a Headaik, with no place to fit in

You beat Dragon? Imagine you didn't? That’s basically a participation ribbon

Let's not get this misconstrued, they pitied you always losing

At least Grav made the Tourney Paralympics just to keep your shit amusing

So.. since you’re used to abuse, your best friend Dude’s still moving,

But I’ll teach you some improvements, I’d kill to have you as my student

You’re not my World Cup of tea, Brit, go home, your run’s done

The only story I wanna see from you is which one you jump from

Joeaikman
Let me stick some Apocalyptic disses on this illiterate till I've bested ya

Your love for chorus kids saw this Catholic put on a register

You'll be hiding Underground when I've finished dishing out the hurt

So yeah, look at that, I served up a pervert with my words

You'll be cursing at this limey for my rhymes, but watch your language

Or a second global block will surely give me an advantage

Mix fictitious flows with weak disses and it isn't looking pretty

Looks like my raps just recapped why you got kicked off the Wiki