User blog:Wachowman/Parody 60 Lak vs Dragon (Leonidas vs Chief)

I still await the remaining 3 ERB's to use new characters/Users, until then, enjoy these non S3 parodies!

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DRAGONSBLOOD

VS

LAKUITA

BEGIN

Lak verse 1
Dragon! Stop Lagging!

Stop asking for a parody with your nagging!

Biggest mistake you've ever made,

I'll ban your ass, leave you in the shade.

I'll faint you in this battle with my Mudkipz rage,

and after that Train you to stay caged.

Your only friends are Devil and Wachowman,

Only hated Users, like you're asking to get banned.

You might breathe Fire, but I can spit Water!

You cant beat me Eric! I'm LAK-U-ITA

Dragon verse 1
Not, so, fast,

Lab says you're worse than him, when your against me you'll never last.

The wiki didn't ban me when I rebelled, you've had 5 account cause of your crimes.

There's no way that you'll beat my rhymes, win your first battle? Heh maybe sometime.

While you and your Mudkip army, was at home playing with barbies,

I took my Sceptile to your house, killed them all without being sorry!

You should've tried facing me when you were a Panchamp, cause now you're nothing,

You will not enjoy this, and I assure you I ain't bluffing.

Lak verse 2
Ha! I've had better battles with CW and Lab,

I don't have a reason to worry when your raps are a Drag.

You're lame! Imma Panchampion everyone likes,

I'd say this battle was easy, but you haven't won a battle your whole life!

Dragon verse 2
You got a bad case of wrong info there, why don't you keep searching,

Or are you just to scared cause you know my rhymes are Burning.

A couple accounts need a kicking, can some mod please start giving,

I'm tired of hearing your bitching, your Blood will now start spilling.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *an AWC appears facing of against another User*

...HISTORY

End
Who won? Lakuita Dragon