User blog:Meatholl/BARBIE VS ACTION MAN

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY

BARBIE!

VS

ACTION MAN!

BEGIN!

A.M. :

Hiya there Barbie, I'm bringing in the action. Fucking you up just for my satisfaction.

I can be anything, from a Sailor to a Fighter. I'll beat you and Ken up, and then take off with my Glider.

I'll fuck the twelve Princesses and kill the Three Muskequeers, Then you'll cry yourself a Swan Lake and drown in your own tears.

You're a slutty fashion doll, how can you even battle? Run away Barbie, hide in your Diamond Castle.

You're getting old grandma, you can't crack my nuts. That's all that there is to it, nothing left to discuss.

BARBIE :

They may call you Action Man, but I'm nothing but bored, What's that in your pants? I bet it's not your sword.

More than Fifty years going strong and I still look great. Thinking you're so cool, yet you can't get a single date.

I would crack your nuts stupid, if you had some, Looks like you have no plan, are you seriously that dumb?

I'll use my pink Corvette and rock you out of this world. I'm a princess you fool, talk with respect to a girl.

Who are you anyway, you don't even have a name, that's why you got nothing and I got the fame.

A.M. :

I don't need a name, just call me Action Man, and do I really look like a guy with no plan?

You say you're a girl, but sometimes I wonder. Meet my fists barbie, they're called Lighting and Thunder.

I'll tell you a Fairy Secret, you're a whore with no class. You'll be crying for your mommy while I'm fucking your ass.

You're a princess? Well I'm sorry 'My lady' Stop crying little bitch, you're nothing but a baby.

Nobody can save you, no 'boyfriends' or magic, I promise you this Barbara, this will become graphic.

Write this down in your diary, 'today I got owned by Mr.A' Just between us Barbie, I'm pretty sure all your Boyfriends are gay.

BARBIE :

You're a G.I. Joe ripoff, atleast I am a original. A guy who only talks tough, haha, typical.

I've been in movies while you've been on a dusty shelf. Nobody uses you anymore, you only have yourself.

Nice outfits you got there, yet they do me no harm, you need more than outfits, how about some manly charm.

Call me what you want, but I atleast know what's true. You're not man enough to handle me, so I'm done with you.

I bet your brain has been shrunken by the Mouse King, because thinking you'll beat me is a real stupid thing.

They ask me to party, cause I've got lots of friends. You're nothing to me, so here is where it ends.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? I DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY