User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction number 9 - Dovakhiin vs Eragon

Welcome one and all to a battle I have wanted to write since the start of this season. Thank you to fire for motivating me to do it. Playable character and protagonist of Skyrim, The Dovakhiin, raps against Eragon, from the Inheritance saga, to see who the better Dragon Rider is.

Cast
Alex Farnham as Eragon (lines denoted in green)

EpicLLOYD as Saphira (lines denoted in blue)

Nice Peter as Dovakhiin

The Battle
Joe's

BATTLES

Of

FICTION

DOVAHKIIN

VS

ERAGOOOOOOOON

BEGIN!

Eragon: You think you can face me? Take an arrow to the Spine

You're as high as Hrothgar, head as empty as Clear Skies

I saw your defeat clearly prophesied on Alduin's Wall

Become Ethereal, hide your shame, Eragons the best of all

Step back Dragonborn or I'll burn you with brisingr

You shouldn't come any nearer, tell it Saphira

In facing us you're trying the impossible

Our victory is more than probable, together we are unstoppable

Dovakhiin: I have an attack that reaches infinite levels

Your story's even worse than the ones your father tells

I'm adept at rapping, I already use words to defeat my foes

Your films rated badly, even for Rotten Tomatoes

I strike fear in your heart, you should start to White-run

This battle will be as bloody as the Stormcloak revolution

You want Thal-more? There isn't an option for no

I fought the Forsworn, you arrived too late for the show

Eragon: I saw all your DLCs but all you do is spit BS

No companions? You're left as isolated as Rorikstead

I fly through the sky, you spend all your time underground

I'm an expert with a sword, your attacks just another shout

Dovakhiin: Call a detective, we've got a murder in Surda

H-I'll grind you into dust and feed you to my draugr

And then take out my greatsword and show it to Arya and Nasuada

Because I'll be forever the one and only dragon rider