User blog:LaithXRDL55/Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History 1 George Washington Vs. Captain America

This is the first Rap battle I made but it still didn't finish, if it doesn't rhyme or if it is bad just tell me and I'll delete it so please tell me if it's rhyming or not. (spaces mean breaks, the longer the longer the break)

Epic Rap Battles of History George Washington Vs. Captain America
Captain America

Vs

George Washington

BEGIN

Captain America:

Wait     when were you   elected as president

(He is saying that no one remembers him or that he is old)

I don’t even think that       your education was relevant

(He couldn’t afford school when he was 15)

Stop rapping                              go eat Ronaldo’s Brazilian nuts

(Brazilian nuts were one of Washington’s favorite foods Ronaldo was a famous Brazilian soccer player)

I would fight with you, but you don’t even have the guts

(He is saying that George is scared of him)

Washington D.C. Didn’t you name that?

(He named Washington D.C)

<p class="MsoNormal">You didn’t live there ‘cuz you are a wooden horseshoe bat

<p class="MsoNormal">(He didn’t live in Washington D.C. He says he is wooden because he loved chopping wood and an orange horseshoe bat is a kind of bat.)

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re ashamed     to shake hands     with your people

<p class="MsoNormal">(George Washington never shook hands with people)

<p class="MsoNormal">Well        at least,     they can chew an apple

<p class="MsoNormal">(He is saying that George can’t chew because he lost all of his teeth in the age of 57)