User blog:Dragonsblood23/Epic Rap Battles of Gaming 3 Demoman VS Bomberman



Beat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMING



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BEGIN

Demoman:

I'm here to take out this guy thats so called "hero",

Cause his raps will be even worse then Bomberman:Act Zero!

Making a worse reboot then any copy of Godzilla 1998,

How can you even rap when you don't even have much of a face!

This Cracker ain't got smaller bombs then the size of his small Louie,

Cause your gonna get pecked so just call me Banjo-Kazooie.

Nobody cares about Hudson, cause its all about the Valve.

Cause it will take more then a purple bomb to blow this Erie Canal!

Bomberman:

Whats this I hear about some rap from a clone of Nick Fury.

Who is thinking that a 3rd game will ever to his small series.

We have the same size bombs but mines can blow up planets.

Each one I blow up while I travel through space call me Interplanet Janet!

I got all the systems running for me all you have is just Steam on PC,

What are you gonna do sell more hats for $9.99 for just some DLC.

Get this Bat Outta Hell because even Snipers have more respect,

I'm the King of all gaming Bombers your nothing but a spect.

Demoman:

how would you like to "Meet The Demoman" for this fight.

You got a pink gumball on your head and you can't be more white.

Call me Samuel L. Jackson cause So I can lay my vengence upon thee.

I throw my Stickybombs out and I cut your raps with my Half-Zatoichi.

Bomberman:

I don't need no guns to be considered the best.

At least I blow up bombs without using a safety vest!

Got the bitches in Europe who Call me The Dynablaster

Everyone else calls me Bomberman but you can call me The Master!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT



YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMING

Who Won? Demoman Bomberman

Epic Rap Battles of Gaming

