User blog:Scrav/Bill Nye vs Walter White

Nice Peter as Bill Nye

Epic Lloyd as Walter White

George Watsky as Jesse Pinkman



 Walter White 

From the alley comes the one who knocks

I’ll drag you down the desert road until I get to the Black Box

Stop teaching kids about your personal biology

Oh you’re a physics man? Well neither one comes close to chemistry.

That honorary doctorate of yours don’t get you nothing

While my world class meth keeps the druggies all coming

Your dancing’s terrible, you’ve got two left feet

Come into my RV and watch me turn up the heat



 Bill Nye 

Yo, it’s Bill Nye the Science Guy, up in this laboratory

<p class="MsoNormal">Your wrinkly old ass smells worse than a lavatory

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Cuz you left your wife and son in tears begging for your return

<p class="MsoNormal">But all you care about is working with that good-for-nothing turd

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m looking at you Pinkman, if you can’t handle a crack whore

<p class="MsoNormal">Then why does Walt here think you’ll help in a drug-addled civil war?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a Juggalo who’s missing his make-up

<p class="MsoNormal">Walter, I would say it’s time you and Skyler just give in and break up

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Walter White 

<p class="MsoNormal">Now forever will you rue the day

<p class="MsoNormal">That you went and made Heisenberg come out to play

<p class="MsoNormal">We don’t need a gang to turn you into swiss

<p class="MsoNormal">I got business, Jesse, I’ll let you handle this

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Jesse Pinkman 

<p class="MsoNormal">That crack whore still means I get more pussy than you

<p class="MsoNormal">Although with all that time you spend round kids I doubt that’s what you’re into

<p class="MsoNormal">We starred in the best TV show that anyone’s ever seen

<p class="MsoNormal">You got a problem with us? Take it up with AMC

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Bill Nye 

<p class="MsoNormal">Get back here Walt, if you don’t die of cancer first

<p class="MsoNormal">Just a slight change of pressure and your bald head will burst

<p class="MsoNormal">I control the forces of Earth, you sell drugs to nobodies

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a grouchy old man with a terminal disease

<p class="MsoNormal">So run off back to the desert before your lungs shut down

<p class="MsoNormal">Why don’t you cheer up? I swear your ugly face is locked in a frown

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s a price on your head, I hear you’re the talk of the town

<p class="MsoNormal">Your methamphetamine machine is ‘bout to get locked down

<p class="MsoNormal"> Who won? Walter White Bill Nye