User blog:Loygansono55/Bowser VS Ganondorf

Bowser: We both know the Koopa Troop is superior to you, Ganon,

I'll knock you back to the NES with a Bullet Bill from my Airship cannon,

Can you breath fire?

I think not,

You better watch out,

Because it's scorching hot!

Just like your hair,

You ginger prick,

I'm an evil menace,

You're just a giant glorified pig,

Boo!

I'll scare you,

You're covered in Warts just like Super Mario Bros. 2,

I've got 8 little kids to carry on my legacy,

You get your ass kicked by a little kid and a fairy!

Ganondorf: You think that I'm bad,

But really,

You're not much better,

Your plans get foiled by a fat Italian plumber,

And his wimpy brother,

I own the Triforce of Courage,

Which makes me all powerful,

You're a fucking tortoise,

And that's just terrible,

If this gets too intense for you,

Go hide in your shell,

I'll put you down here and now,

And send you to hell!

I'm the king of the Gerudo,

Just watch me take over,

I'll kidnap Zelda then Peach,

And you can watch me own her,

My disses hurt harder than a Fire Flower,

I'm the one here who's got real Nintendo Power!

Bowser: Come down on you like a Thwomp,

Face it,

You can't win this romp,

I'll paralyse you with just one little stomp,

You're out of lives,

No extra 1-Up mushrooms,

Whoop yo' ass in Mario Kart,

Coming through,

Zoom,

You can't win with nothing but dark powers,

Minions,

Gather,

The time is ours!

Ganondorf: Even with the Bunny Hood on,

I'm more threatening than you,

And you've failed more times than anybody that I ever knew,

Stop sending out Goombas that'll just get killed,

They're mushrooms,

So they'll just get grilled,

I'm the only one here who'll star in a legendary game,

Compared to yours truly,

You look positively tame!

Who won?

Bowser

Ganondorf