User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Hit vs Dio Brando

whats up dragon ball nation its your host killer keemface

lets get right into the jojo no kimyou wa bouken

Today we have my first guest in the body of Jordan repping the vamprimary antagonist of Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders as well as the motivation behind Stone Ocean, Dio Brando of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (to you non-weebs), against Hit, the assassin of Universe 6 heralded as the greatest of the entire universe. The connection is to see which time-stopping nigh on immortal antagonist is more capable at taking apart his hated foe.

Thanks to Jordan for writing this and Skeep for doing the title cards which will go up when I can get them up. I mean, I'd made my own Dio one before, but it is very very very poor quality, so Skeep is a much better choice.

The Battle:
Dio Brando:

If you think you can outwit me It's useless, you're cocky like Noriaki.

You lose even when it comes to mangaka, Akira can't beat Araki.

Just like your participation, your insolence comes at a high price.

I leave my foes unarmed and to dire fates. What's your Frost to my ice?

Killed Jonathan, Joseph, and half of the stardust runts.

You took a fall to Goku and beat Vegeta once.

All my feats lay before you, but your skill has yet to be reckoned.

Do you really think you can beat me in a tenth of a second?

Hit:

Hmph. You're too slow a foe.

I'll beat a Crusader to Stardust without using Growth.

I'm older than time and have decades in reserve

And no Galactic King will leave my burns disturbed.

In development, I evolved and you went crazed

I'd like a real fight, go on and call Yoshikage.

Could've been a Jojo but you went solo one night

You like dated music - it don't matter, just don't bite

DIO:

Don't step to me, I burn dogs like you when I grip the mic!

And spit more ice cold rhymes than breads you've eaten in your life!

I've been ruining lives since I was a preteen!

You can't come back from my raps even with a senzu bean!

The devil smiles upon me and frowns upon your filler!

An immortal is overkill for a hired killer!

Checkmate. Just my name spells your defeat!

My stand and I will grind you into mince meat!

Hit:

I beat Vegeta. I killed Son Goku stone dead.

You're weak-kneed against harmonies? Try a Kaio-ken!

Pluck out the Eyes of Heaven. Taste Pure Progress.

Try to heal with no arms, legs, head or heart inside your chest.

If it's Kami to Assassin, it seems the god's at fault

I put the Hit in hitman, you rely on poison and sexual assault

So nice try, Alucard, but to leave Universe 6's saikyou in defeat

Next time... skip the speech.

Outro:
Who won? Hit Dio Brando