User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 3 Episode 8: Jack Frost vs the Snow Queen



Ay dudes, first off, check out Train's stuff, it's good shit. Second, this is apart of the Wiki Ad service, something Leandro and I are doing to generate more attention to underappreciated writers who need the love. Anyway onto the battle, this is my 2nd Holiday special, the fabled metaphor of winter vs the fabled metaphor of winter, battling to see who spits the coldest. Let's go, and Happy Holidays everyone! (Merry Christmas Muslims.)

Beat
Starts at 0:29

The Snow Queen:
 Move aside snow flake, royalty has arrived to sleigh,

 Taking Laps around the Lands I have under my hip sway

 I’m beautiful; in my court you’d never be sold,

 The Queen Bee’s flows control your drone!

 I rap sharp like the shards I’ve inflicted in the hearts

 Of lonely old farts like you, more untouched than my icicle bars

 A horde of red-nosed little deer-ests name me as their Bae,

 Into the Woods alone and afraid, get lost little boy, ‘Kay?

 You’re a metaphor, I’m the meta founder of my own lore

 That has taken billions from the snot clogged brats of age four!

 My palace is plenty with crystals, riddle you with Hail Mary,

 You’re wilting from your stiff peak you shampoo abusing male fairy!

Jack Frost:
 I don’t mean to Jack the mic, but it’s time to spit Frost,

 Cut your teeth with me? I’ve seen fresher winter on floss

 I handle the mic and brats better, set down both for a nap dude

 Lord of December! Nothing lives when I pass through

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> So did I run through you before? No wonder you’re barren

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Freezing your ass in an ice palace while this Father’s time-sharin’ <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> I don’t know why you mentioned your film, man Disney destroyed your legend!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> You’re a good girl now, timid, submissive, and licked, I hear you’re gonna be a lesbian!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Pandering to the children you despised because you had none of your own,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Besides the ones you’ve stolen to repair your broken home!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> And unlike your weight, here’s a critic’s review of your flows

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> For the First Time in Forever, you haven’t Let It Go!

The Snow Queen:
<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> You wish to talk about a ruined legacy? You better be on Guardian,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Children Dreamworks wonders when you turned into a Backyardigan!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> You’re a snowman; frozen snowballs with a baby carrot to match,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(224,167,166);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> So soft, you should have mailed in your Claymation to rap

Jack Frost:
<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Try to turn me upside down with a blizzard? This Dairy Queen’s milking it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> You should go face your mirror; you’ll see that you’re killing it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Honestly, for a Christian villain, you need a Hans with your evil plan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-color:rgb(165,213,227);-webkit-text-stroke-width:initial;"> Your winter abandoned your lands before the climax, you just swallowed my dram!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MYTHICAL RAP BATTLES!

OF HISTORICAL!

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SHIT.



Poll
Who Won? Jack Frost The Snow Queen

Hint for Next Battle
Coming Soon