Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 25/@comment-119.67.130.6-20121112135715

Yugi vs Ash

Yugi: Your name is Ash? Ha! Pieces of shit cluster I mean, if you’re the ash I’m the ash-buster! You and your Pokedudes Like an itch on my back Scratch it for me, Dusty And have my potato sack! What’s wrong with your face, dude? The reason, I can’t seem to imagine So suck my Millenium Puzzles Feel the wrath of Blue Eyes White Dragon Actually, to tell you the truth, Your Pokeballs look kinda cool Replace ‘em with your real balls And I’ll let you be my tool

Ash: This isn’t Freecell, ignorant bitch Leave your precious cards outta this ballgame I’m the Pokemon Master You’re like the Master of the Lion-Tamed Man, hate to break it to ya But your hair’s a ripoff of Vegeta Put a cap on it, Yugi dude But you’ll still look like my Chikorita You don’t have any balls? That’s bad. Let me lend you my cream puffs Or if you didn’t have much time with Pokemon You can Squirtle on my Jigglypuff You’re in the Pokemon Stadium now Let me tell you what I’ll do Rip all your cards to pieces Borrow a bomb from Link, kaboom!

(Yugi’s life point goes to 100, he is gasping, then changes to Yami Yugi) Yami Yugi: You’ll never beat me now, The Yami mode of Yugi! So shut your mouth and listen Cause things will become bogey! I’ll take my boy Exodia Put all his missing pieces back together Let him slaughter all your little Pokefriends A world without Pokemon; that’s better! You got kicked outta your house when you were ten I feel kinda sorry for you on that But I’m gonna be cold, start to finish My rhymes will get you down like a splat! You know the real reason that Professor Oak Sent you to catch all 151 Pokemon? Get ready for some serious WTFs, Cause he was going to bang your mom

Ash: Your family situation’s worse, Yugi Don’t try to piss me off Your dad left and your mom’s single And your only sister’s Goth! All your rivals and your enemies I will stomp like a bunch of Charmanders Tell your Exodia to suck my Master Balls Like I did to Zoolander All that crap up my ass Making me want to reboot You have no sense of style Go borrow Samus’s Zero Suit! I searched your name on Pokedex Ya know what it said? ‘Dresses cheesy, dances chessy, Like a Rudolph on Santa’s sled!‘