User blog:Sceptileisgreat14/Epic rap battles of suggestions I like: Saul Goodman vs Atticus Finch

So, yeah, after finishing reading To Kill a Mockingbird, I decided to make a rap battle with Atticus Finch. Of course, the obvious opponenet is Pheonix Wright however, I know nothing about him, so I decided to go with a more familiar character. That being Saul Goodman. The premise for this battle being, that they are both lawyers, however one with good morals, versus one notorious for helping criminals. If you read this, I hope you like it :P Anyway:

Casting:

EpicLloyd - Atticus Finch

NicePeter - Saul Goodman

Backgrounds:

Finch - Maycomb County Courthouse

Saul - Saul's Office

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SAUL GOODMAN

VS

ATTICUS FINCH

BEGIN

Saul:

Hi! I'm Saul Goodman! Did you know that you're got the right to be beaten?

Thinking you can take this ace on? You must be Breaking badly mistaken

You won't beat me Finch, you're just a mockingbird, while I'm a bald eagle

Try facing up to me, I'll take you to court like my name is Bob Ewell

I mean seriously, your overrated a bad parent to your children

You let them go everywhere, not Scouting out the problems like a true parent

I'm in my prime, call me Calpurnia because I'll wipe the floor with you

When I'm done, Radley won't be the only thig hiding in his house, just see what I can Boo

Atticus:

Your honour, hear how this ignorant criminal talks with arrogance

Un-like that of a man who once got beat up by a man nearing retirement

He talks the game but you see, he's actually pretty pathetic

You went into hiding like Boo Radley, however not nearly as heroic

Just try and take me on Saul, you'll soon find that I'm a great shot on the mic

-Like I am with a gun, I'll one shot you back down like you're a small kid on a bike

You're just corrupt, your cases are based on money, not justice

May the jury be dismissed, because this case is already finished

Saul:

Let's cut the shit, you're famous for a case you didn't even win

I may be arrogant, but at least I give my clients the best for their sin

Just ask White or Pinkman, I'm the best you could ever get

I'd ask the same to Tom Robinson for you, but it looks like he's already dead

It's over birdy, you just can't handle my defending flow

A movie and a book? Bitch I'm getting my own spin-off TV show

I'd stay and play man, but I've got an actual case so I've got to run

Grab the cleaner on your way out because I've just killed a mockingbird for fun

Atticus:

Goodman, you just don't seem to understand the tide of this battle

Or you would have realised that your mistaken verse is proving fatal

Robinson died, that's true, but was it due to me? Of course not

Walter White on the other hand? You were going to leave him in that cabin to rot

And your TV show? Merely a cash in on Breaking Bad's popularity

No one wants to see the life of a non-ethical lawyer, always having a bad hair day

Jury, before you leave, I ask of you to think of the things I've just exposed

For, this battle has proven a stroll for this southern lawyer, case closed

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'LL PROBABLY DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won?

Atticus Finch

Saul Goodman