User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/The Masked Strangers vs Hoody and Masky- Epic Rat Battles of Horror Season 1

Okay, I admit it- this one was out way to fast. But if you didn't notice, there was a long, seven or eight day delay between Maniac Cop vs Governor and Happy Appy vs The Skin Taker, and in that time, I managed to complete this battle- This time, it's not a suggested battle, just one I wanted to do. I asked for opponents for Hoody and Masky on the same night that I saw the Strangers movie, and I loved it, and the matchup fits perfectly. So here we are- The two mysterious proxxies, Hoody and Masky, square off against Pin-Up Girl, DollFace, and The Man with the Mask from the Strangers. But will Hoody and Masky call for help? Probably, since I said they would. Without further adu, let's get started! (You may notice that this battle has no title cards- That's because I was too lazy to make any for a 3 vs 3 battle.)

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Cast:

DollFace- JennaMarbles

Pin-Up Girl- Amy Bury

The Man with the Mask- EpicLLOYD

Hoody- NicePeter

Masky- EpicLLOYD

Instrumental- Suit & Tie

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   The Masked Man is brown

Pin-Up Girl is red

Doll-Face is green

H'oody is italicized Masky is bold

_____________________________________________________________________________________ Epic… Rat… Battles… of Horror…

The Three...Masked...Strangers...

VS…



HOODY AND MASKYYYYY!

BEGIN!

Hoody and Masky:

<p class="MsoNormal">''It’s Hoody! 'And Masky! 'But this time, it’s not Slendy who’s operating-''

<p class="MsoNormal">We’re here for dominating these creations, droppin’ ‘em like their movie ratings

<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Bryan Mertino tried his best to make three exact copies of the two of us!

<p class="MsoNormal">But the media received was three nuts, with no guts, just waiting to be crushed!

<p class="MsoNormal">Entry #85- Today, Brian and Tim will make these real Strangers hurl-

<p class="MsoNormal">Because despite multiple stab wounds, you failed to kill a pathetic girl

<p class="MsoNormal">With a name like Doll-face, you insult yourself, Hoody, let’s end her, man!

<p class="MsoNormal">We’re spitting rhymes of Marble, sting like Hornets, glory to the Slenderman!

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<p class="MsoNormal">The Three Masked Strangers:

<p class="MsoNormal"> What you are about to experience is based on true events, prepare for a scare-

<p class="MsoNormal"> There’s no leaving the house once you’ve entered,

<p class="MsoNormal">Mormon Boy: and There’s Blood Everywhere!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Why Don’t You Get the Fuck Out of Here? Less you face this behemoth of a beast-

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can call us Charles Manson, because we’ll leave you impaled, burnt and deceased!

<p class="MsoNormal"> We know you two are tricky phonies, so we’ll try speaking extra slowly

<p class="MsoNormal"> ‘Cause we’re so beyond past your league- We might as well be facing Ticci Toby,

<p class="MsoNormal"> With your dedication to that mannequin, I’ll call you two the Black King’s Nazis-

<p class="MsoNormal"> If you guys wanted to pose a threat, you should have brought the other Proxies…

<p class="MsoNormal">Hoody and Masky:

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Holy Schlankwad! 'You couldn’t spit a decent rap out of your three mouths, Kates!''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Between a Pin-up Disgrace! 'A doll misplace! ''And a knock-off of Leatherface!

<p class="MsoNormal">You may ask why we’re doing this to you, and you know your cover’s blown

<p class="MsoNormal">But the reason why, is because when it comes to rapping, we’re at home!

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<p class="MsoNormal">The Three Strangers:

<p class="MsoNormal"> This match-up was a poor decision, don’t even pretend we’re equals!

<p class="MsoNormal"> In our eyes, you’re beetles, hardly wicked enough for us to call you evil-

<p class="MsoNormal"> You two look ridiculous, like two saviors to some strange emo people,

<p class="MsoNormal"> And this isn’t even your last time getting beat, this Beatdown is getting a sequel…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Hoody and Masky:

<p class="MsoNormal">You two are just absurd, cock-blocking, un-Liv-ely abominations!

<p class="MsoNormal">That self-perception of your victory 'must have been the Sigma Radiation!

<p class="MsoNormal">''We serve the King of Creepypasta! ''You bitches better be ready to strike!

<p class="MsoNormal">'''‘Cause you shouldn’t have brought up the Proxies! 'Let’s let our homeboy take the mic!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ticci Toby: 

<p class="MsoNormal">I heard my name… I g-g-guess it’s time to lay some an unending sting-

<p class="MsoNormal">This must be E-E-Embarrasing, you’d better Break Away from Everyone, Break away from Everything

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ve T-T-Ticced me off, so p-p-prepare to have a large hatchet stuck in your f-f-faces,

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t s-s-stand the way this p-p-place is, but I took my s-s-self to higher p-p-places!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">The Three Strangers:

<p class="MsoNormal"> It’s certain death against us, we changed the game, we’ll make you bleed!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I know you foresaw this as a win, I’m so sorry it wasn’t the way you wanted it to be-

<p class="MsoNormal"> You three nutjobs are crazy- Toby won’t be ticking when I break his bones!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’ve dived so insanely far into insanity- We’re not sure if ANYBODY’S home! (Much less Tamara)

<p class="MsoNormal"> We can’t be beaten by these lazy bunch of Slenderman henchmen slobs!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can’t possibly pose a challenge, killing gothic couples is our job!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You never stood a chance against this trio- Just ask Mike how our rhymes blow minds,

<p class="MsoNormal"> We are your superiors, above the rest-

<p class="MsoNormal">Mormon Boy: Are… you an awesome emcee?

<p class="MsoNormal"> …

<p class="MsoNormal"> …sometimes.

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHOOOOOOOOOOO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDEEEEEEE! (UNLESS NOAH WANTS TO DO ONE THAT ISN’T SUGGESTED!)

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAT- AUGH, (Sounds are muffled) MMMRUGMRMWRUERM (Stabbing noises) meemruirm…

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Who Won? Hoody/Masky/Ticci Toby The Man with the Mask/Dollface/Pin-Up Girl