Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 58/@comment-50.110.23.100-20150926225420

I took some lines from the demo of West VS East and made some of my own but shrinked it to Socrates VS Conficus. :)

Socrates:

The ethnics have been flourishing, philosophy ascending.

While your Kim-Jong descendents come out tree touchy-feely oriented!

Buddhists and Lama's dolling around with debauchery.

Mocking philosophy and rocking some glowin' spring poppy's.

Confucius:

Oh I simply do not know for a fact if I can top ya.

What with John Locke from lost and handling bars with swastikas.

With just your apprentices in account, your evident loss is near.

Your mind must be amazing if it's only half the size of your beard.

Your egotistical, with the greats your not on top of 'em.

The tower of full-of-yourself Golden Ruling the Parthenon