Abe Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln battled against Chuck Norris in Epic Rap Battles of History 3 and was played by Nice Peter.

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Abraham Lincoln( (February 12, 1806- April 15, 1965) was the 16th president of the US. He freed the slaves with the Emancipation Proclimation. He was america's leader throught the Civil War. The North won and Lincoln reunited the country. He was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth a few days after the war ended. His face is on Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota.

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Four score and sixty-five years in the past.

I won the civil war with my beard, now I'm here to whoop your ass!

I've read up all your facts, you cure cancer with your tears?

Well tell me, Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?

You're a washed up has-been on TV selling total gyms.

And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon!

I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth!

I'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE I SQUASHED THE SOUTH!

I never told a lie and I won't start now,

You're a horse with a limp, I will put you down!

Verse 2
I got my face on the side of a mountain, you voted for John Mccain!

I got a bucket full of my head, AND I'M ABOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN,

You block bullets with your beard, I catch 'em with my skull.

I make fun of Walker Texas Ranger but I've never even seen that show!