User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode 1: Artists vs TMNT

Hi and welcome to a new (I hope so) blog series! In this one, I'll take ERB's lyrics and mix them up. If it works out, I'll do more of them. Enjoy!

Renaissance Artists:
Renaissance, dude, so let's get it on

Reptiles against the fathers of the Cowabunga

We got the classical street

To freak these three toed kicks back under the technique(Ooh)

I take a mincemeat and I turn him into a turtles

You don't really wanna step to Donatello

I love the ladies, I like to mic it mellow

So let me pass the keep to my man, Da Vinci

(Ugh!) Hard middle, but you're gross in the shell

Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel

Born in fruit, raised in goop

I slice through a group of ninjas like poop, oops.

(Yo) The Pope, and I came to flow

Deemed dope by Raphael, and I croaked til I boned

I'm an emcee Ceiling, but I get the feeling

<span abp="724" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I should pass it up to my man on the Shredder

<span abp="726" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0); font-size: 14px;">(Ohhh) David, and I'm a giant,

<span abp="728" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">I made Goliath, but I'll slay you like Michelangelo

<span abp="730" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">I'm a Last Judgement, and you can't quite touch me

<span abp="733" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">This battle's your God, trust me!

<span abp="735" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">W <span abp="736" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">e <span abp="737" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">d <span abp="738" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">r <span abp="739" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">o <span abp="740" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">p  mathematics

<span abp="749" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 14px;">W <span abp="750" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">e <span abp="751" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 14px;">g <span abp="752" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">o <span abp="753" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 14px;">t <span abp="754" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">t <span abp="755" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 14px;">h <span abp="756" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">e science

The architects of the Foot are rap addicts

You beat the Rebirth, but it won't go well

<span abp="771" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">When you catch an Italian  shell to the half boot!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:Edit
<span abp="779" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-size: 14px;">The violence of our master, (Splinter)

<span abp="782" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">Taught us not to rush to wisdom,  (Master Splinter)

<span abp="785" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">But our master,  (Master Splinter)

<span abp="787" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">Ain't here, Katana! (Hee-yah)

<span abp="789" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">I don't think you wanna mess with my helicopter dude

<span abp="791" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Get back in your floppy Katana, fly away

<span abp="793" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">I can rocksteady and bebop a mic, Sistine!

<span abp="795" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">I'm a nun pristine sucka  chucka!

<span abp="797" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 14px;">(Ugh!) Oh hi, I'm a sai but rude tip

<span abp="799" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Put you back in school with the rude of my two cool

<span abp="801" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255); font-size: 14px;">Uh, Gattamelata me who you are again, dude

<span abp="803" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">Cause I don't Dona-tell clue what you do

Renaissance Artists:Edit
<span abp="811" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">That's because you geniuses are too immature.

<span abp="813" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">You wouldn't know mutants if it pissed in your minds!

<span abp="815" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">We got the talent, <span abp="816" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">a <span abp="817" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">n <span abp="818" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">d <span abp="819" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">t <span abp="820" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">h <span abp="821" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">e sewer, <span abp="827" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">and the rhymes so beat,

<span abp="829" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">We're like your NES game, cause we can't be sweet!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:Edit
<span abp="837" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Yo, go ahead and skate, we'll just hate on by.

<span abp="839" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">You guys draw more pride than New York Dicks!

<span abp="841" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);">We're the T <span abp="842" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">M <span abp="843" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">N <span abp="844" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">T, drop kicking Pizza! (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

<span abp="846" style="color: rgb(255, 128, 0);">Chowing on your Italy made of slices, <span abp="847" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">save a tower for me!