User blog:Bandana200/Impeccable Rap Battles - Rapunzel vs Cinderella

What's up, so yeah thought I'd write a rap battle because I'm bored and stuff. This isn't going to be my best work but thought I'd give it a go. This battle is Rapunzel vs. Cinderella, not too much of a connection besides from Disney Princesses who have evil stepmothers/kidnappers & also just classic vs. modern. So yeah i guess i'll get started.

Beat
(I don't have one yet! If anyone has beat suggestions let me know in the comments :) )

Battle
IMPECCABLE RAP BATTLES

RAPUNZEL

VS.

CINDERELLA

BEGIN!

Rapunzel
Swooping down frrom the top of my tower

Singing louder so I amplify my power

This serpent's vermin fetish is certainly concerning

But I've determined that this virgin is yearning' for a burning

I can beat you with the help of the Snuggly Duckling

You won't come close with all of those chores you're juggling

I always illuminate, while you always hallucinate

I'm the baddest bitch around, there is no duplicate!

Cinderella
Oh Punzie, your raps are cluttered, they don't make sense

Let me clean them up for you, and give you my two cents

I'm the original princess, and I must confess

That I can look the best in a ripped up dress

I'm going to go a bit easier, cause I'm a pacifist

But I'll give you a nice kick in your gluteus maximus

Rapunzel
Nice try, but my pan does more damage than your glass

You never worked hard, you just wished and sat on your ass

I guess it's true that we both have a knack for escaping walls

How you ever gonna be charmed when you gag at the balls

Cinderella
That's it, bitch, Gus it's time to get Jacqued!

You lost your 15 seconds when your hair got chopped!

I went straight from rags to royalty riches

Can't sew up your cuts, sorry, no stitches

It's time for me to be finished, cause it's almost midnight

But I left you in darkness, you won't ever see the light

Who Won
Who should be crowned the winner? Cinderella Rapunzel