User blog:BasaltWolfED145RS/Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney: Rosalina (BasaltWolf) vs Palutena (Lakuita)

Hey guys, HyperJacob96 here, also known as BasaltWolfED145RS of the ERB Wiki (bet you haven't heard that in a while!), and I'm here with battle for ATinyFloatingWhale's Super Smash Bros 4 Tournament. Here we got the Queen/Princess of the Cosmos, Rosalina, against the Goddess of Light, Palutena, to see who's the better female ruler.

Also, Lak wanted me to tell you guys that there's gonna be a lot of 4th wall breaks or something? I don't know. :/

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edrKicNgz1A

Rosalina:
(0:23)

Welcome to my Observatory! But you won’t be here for long

I can turn you into nothing but star bits with one wave of my wand!

With your un-godly behavior, I’m shocked you're apparenlty respectable

You may say that you’re a goddess, but you’re helpless against vegetables

You’re just another damsel in distress, while I’m not that type of girl

I’ll kick you out of the Observatory, let you freeze in my Ice World

Let me remind you who you’re talking to: I’m queen of the universe

With my unworldly abilities, I doubt you’ll want to spit a verse!

Palutena:
Well, looks like the rap economy has fell through the floor

And Rosey here led Mario into her bedroom, you space whore

Well looks like in this battle I’ll be Dancing with the Stars,

I’m the Goddess of Light, the savior of the people, you are?

I’mma Smash this chick in this Brawl, what are you gonna do?

I have an army of angels, you have lousy stars with you,

So say your prayers, tell your Lumas another bedtime story,

Cuz’ soon I’ll be blowin’ up your Star Observatory

Rosalina:
Coming Soon!

Palutena:
Coming Soon!