User blog:Iamthelegion/Comics vs Video Games 1. JLA vs SSB

Super Smash Bros vs JLA:

JLA verse 1: Batman:

I am the bat, beating on an elf

I could take this team, all by myself

I AM the Link to your Doom

Beat you all and kick you out of the room

Superman:

I’m the Man of Tomorrow

The end of this battle will bring you sorrow

Smash a pink balloon

Leave Kirby looking like a buffoon

Flash:

Rap fast, smash a plumber

Taking on us, you couldn’t be dumber

Take your girl, she’s a real peach

Rapping up a war zone, using Turtle Beach ™

Wonder Woman:

Take this robo chick to Themiscyra

Her doom couldn’t be nearer

Need no lasso of truth to see it

You have sucked since you were 8-bit

Green Lantern:

It’s up to me take on this wannabe Raccoon Rocket

Think Slippy and Falco can help you? Then stop it

Say you’re cool cause you have a game saga

Someone get Starry here off the lager

JLA:

Get lost freaks, see our intense skill

Or we’ll end it with a combo – 5 kills

We know these guys will get killed off

Look better than our foes like Hasselhoff

Link:

Guess I must be the link to the past

Seeing these ancients, and I’ll blast

Open the door to early DC

Show the bat is a dark wannabe me

Kirby: You aren’t wrong about Batsy Link

And Super-lame should switch to pink

Just suck it up like I can you

Spit you out like I got the flu

Mario:

Mario gonna knock out Mr Leotard

Did somebody pick easy? Or did these guys pick Hard

Turtle Beach? This is Smash bros not COD

Just like Eminem Mario is a rap god Samus:

And this “Robochick” will blast Slutazon

Don’t need mech suit, I’ve already won

Nor do I need a Franklin Badge to protect me

I say we should knock them back to DC

Fox:

Kick this line sucktacular up of losers

Especially this Try-hard green poozer

Don't need jewelry to be a real hero

The fact that you do makes you zero

Smash Bros:

Landmaster, set lasers to rapid fire yellow

Cauldron: Kryptonian cooking heat, use bellows

Mega Blast skanky and go Zero-Suit

Triforce slash a bat to boot

Flame this guy worse than Pit

Now here he is to say his bit:

Pit: Who won out of these two super-teams?

Did my whole crew win, or was it a dream?

Notes: At the end of all Comics vs Video Games battles comes an outro by whichever character was last referenced in the battle. This is the one with it most explicitly saying that that is going to happen, being my first C vs VG battle to go, the second I wrote after the S1 finale.