Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-67.42.233.37-20160410221127/@comment-67.42.233.37-20160410234747

J.R.R. Tolkien:

Seriously, chap, you call that a rap?

Saruman, but I can't take anymore of this crap!

It is me, the king of fantasy, whom readers admire,

Your neckbeard will be fried after I spit a song of straight fire!

What do fans want from this rap? This is not A Clash of Kings!

How do your books even compare to The Lord of the Rings?

Disgusting fucking freak who writes about midget porn,

You have already lost this battle I must forewarn!