User blog:TKandMit/Carrie vs Matilda. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains Season 2

Holy fuck, TK made a battle. Yes, after a month of reorganizing the schedule for this season, I finally come to you with Caligula vs Joffrey Baratheon, err, I mean, Carrie White vs Matilda Wormwood. This battle was suggested many, many, many times by Cave and Wonder, and I'm glad I finally got it out. Huge thanks, again, to Wonder for making the title cards and cover.

Cast
Kai or Naya Berman as Matilda Wormwood

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome as Carrie White

Kate "Oats" Micucci as High School Prom Bullies (cameos)

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!

Versus!

Begin!

Carrie
I’m at this prom to party, not to brawl a six year old who snuck in.

A bookworm Wormwood would consider who she’s fucking with!

Keep your kiester by the bleachers before you run off with your teacher!

A doll of a Dahl speaker turns weaker with DeVito features!

Stay with the family business; your bars come as garbage as your father’s cars,

If you want to see someone kill it, just watch this party get torn apart!

Matilda
I’ve read every page of your book, Miss Carrie.

It’s no Mrs. Difficulty to know you are not scary.

You’re just breaking the mirrors of any Bloody Mary,

Where as my principal and family will still stand weary!

The prom queen's most horrid scene was in the shower,

You're no King above me when I use all my powers!

Why should I flyte with you, when you're haunted by religion?

And isn’t it childish, how you’re screaming at children?

Only liked by Tommy, don’t get too upset with me,

Issues with your mommy, why, aren’t you a little piggy? Hehehe.

 * Matilda points at the ceiling above Carrie, dropping a bucket of pig’s blood on her, nearby high school bullies laughing at her*

'' * Carrie gazes upon her bloody self, breathless for several seconds. Regaining focus, she becomes extremely frustrated with Matilda*''

Carrie
Starting up and spitting flames, taking names,

You can’t reach my fame, I’m demonic and insane!

What you just made was a big mistake, you’re at the stake,

But you know what they say, let 'em eat cake!

You should pray for your life! You’ve been doomed all along!

I’m big, you’re little! I’m right, you’re wrong!

Matilda
You should come out of the closet before Agatha puts you in the Chokey!

Okey-dokey, won’t do the hokey-pokey with this low-key Smokey.

My intelligence suspends your independence to repentance!

At last! The ghost of Magnus will have his long-awaited vengeance!

Who won?!

Who's next?

You decide!

'Epic! *gunfire* Rap battles of Heroes and Villains!'

Who won? Carrie White Matilda Wormwood