User blog:Dragonsblood23/Epic Nice Battles Of History

Ever wonder if instead of them ranting at each other they acting nice even though that would be stupid I did wonder that so..

EPIC NICE BATTLES OF HISTORY

JOHN LENNON

VS

BILL O' REILLY

BEGIN

John Lennon:

Hooray! You're making music to my ears. You need a show

You like to smile all the time. Did your mom teach you to sew?

You're the type of guy who could smell really nice just in the shower

You need to hang out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour

Every time I watch your show, all you do is wink at me

And your face looks like Mel Gibson, from the bounty

I'm John Lennon. I'm a legend. I enjoy all your magic tricks

I wonder how much George Bush helped you when your sick!

Bill O' Reilly:

Your my best friend, living in your yellow submarine

Well, you're my bro by the right-wing, political machine

Let's hang out, Lennon. You can call me MR. Bill O'Reilly!

We will maybe take a hike and watch out for poison ivy!

You're strong. Between you and me, there's comparison

I'll hug you so hard, you'll smile gently like George Harrison

You're Paul McCartney's Friend with talent like Ringo

And I'd want to hug George Bush's dog and Yoko Ono's

John Lennon:

Well you can't buy me love, but I'll hug you hard for free

I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you the economy

I'm love of how you smile to brighten the day up

Why don't you just take a vacation and drink from a tea cup?!

Bill O'Reilly:

Because I'm nice, heart so big to blind a wild weedle

Ten thousand dollar I give to you and The other Beatles

Who knows John, maybe next time i'll tell you about my life

In fact watch my show tonight because i'm gonna do it live!

Who Won

Who's Next

You Decide

EPIC NICE BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won? John LennonBill O' Reilly Should I Do More Yes PleaseDepends....Please No it's too nice if youdo 1 more my wife will call a divorce and then kill me with Maxwell's Silver Hammer