User blog:0ShadowStories/Phoenix Wright VS Atticus Finch

My idea for a rap battle between these two lawyers.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! PHOENIX WRIGHT VS ATTICUS FINCH! BEGIN!

Wright:

OBJECTION! The defense is ready, prepare to be pulled in.

You want to go to court with me, well let's begin.

I'm the ace attorney, turn any case on its head.

I can disprove everything you've ever said.

I'm world known, when it comes to you nobody gives a damn.

You barely passed your bar exam.

So sit down cause you're about to fall.

Guess I was wrong when I said Justice for All.

Finch:

Get ready cause court is now in session.

You must be nervous, I can tell by that progression.

You're honor, if i may, i'd like to interject.

Allow me to teach little boy blue here some respect.

Exhibit A, you got your license taken away.

Nothing more you can even do or say.

Exhibit B, you're obviously all there is to see.

A lying, fake out loser for an attorney.

We can see who will win this, you're raps are too subtle.

Come on Wright, let's hear your rebuttal.

Wright:

HOLD IT! For the record, I already got my badge back.

Give me another new game and I'll teach you how to talk smack.

You've been a family regret since birth.

You argue with me more then Miles Edgeworth.

You're getting scared, i can hear you starting to swallow.

I could leave you to be beat by Apollo.

Turn you around like all of my revelations.

Teach you like Godot, this is Trials and Tribulations.

Finch:

<p style="text-align:start;">Exhibit C, you're nothing compared to me.

<p style="text-align:start;">Except a poor excuse for a lawyer, with a lucky spree.

<p style="text-align:start;">Exhibit D, you're assistants even all have known.

<p style="text-align:start;">You're nothing but a poor man from a bad home.

<p style="text-align:start;">They've mostly left you, but couldn't blame them.

<p style="text-align:start;">You could easily be beat by my kids, Scout and Jem.

<p style="text-align:start;">You're about as good at hiding as Boo Radley!

<p style="text-align:start;">The jury finds you guilty, you have been exposed.

<p style="text-align:start;">Court is adjourned, Case Closed.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!