User blog comment:El Alamein/Donkey Kong vs. Cranky Kong. Epic Rap Battles of Things That Don't Make Sense/@comment-24466042-20160912102331

He has no style,

He has no grace,

But this Kong has a funny face.

He can handstand when he needs to

And stretch his arms out, just for you.

Inflate himself, just like a balloon.

This crazy Kong just digs this tune!