User blog:IsaacNewton98/If ERB were a racing game

Hey guys. Not here often I know, but I've been playing a lot of Mario Kart lately so I began thinking... What if ERB was a racing game? :O  I just thought I'd swing by the wiki to share my thoughts on each character xD I'm sorta bored so yeah why not :P

John Lenon: The yellow submarine of course :D

Bill O'Reilly: Some crappy boxxy little car or something

Darth Vader: Some sort of modified ship or flying hover thing... I dunno

Hitler: His signature car

Chuck Norris:

Abraham Lincoln: A horse perhaps?

Lady Gaga: Christ, I dunno... What's her current car?

Sarah Palin: Podium? Maybe? Podium on... wheels.... eeuurrgh...

Hulk Hogan: ???

Macho man: ???

Kim Jon: Something korean themed.

Beethoven: Piano on wheels I suppose

JB: His ferrari

Hawkings: His wheelchair :D

Einstein: I dunno... Did he even drive at all?

Easter bunny: Rolls on a giant easter e-aaargh screw it.

Genghis Khan: ???

Bonaparte: Horse

Dynamite: Tiger... I suppose.

Bily Mays: ???

Vince Offer: ???

Ben Franklin: Yet another horse? woo...

Dumbledore: broomstick

Gandalf: pffft.... no idea.

Shakespeare: ???

Dr Suess: ???

Cat in the hat and the things: That car he has in the movie... horrible movie of course but the car was pretty cool

Mr T: A Team van

Mr Rogers: One of those tram things from his show

Kirk: Something enterprise themed

Columbus: His canoe. yay

EL: ???

NP: ???

Leonidas: ???

Master Cheif: never played Halo but I guess there's maybe a hovering something or other that would fit?

Mario Bros: That thing they had in Double Dash.

Wright brothers: Their Plane

MJ: ???

Elvis: ???

Cleopatra: Err... She sits on a flat board supported by... slaves... ergh...

Monroe: ???

Bill Gates: Computer chair with computer

Jobs: His car I guess

Mercury: He flies. He's awesome so he can do that.

Sinatra: Something italian.

Obama: Limo

Romney: Limo with "MASSIVE FAIL" written across it xD

Doc Brown: Obvious DeLorean is obvious

Dr Who: I wanna say the tardis but... how?

Bruce Lee: ???

Eastwood: Horse I suppose but this is getting boring

Batman: Bat mobile

Sherlock: Elementary old timey car is elementary

Santa: Sleigh

Moses: Derp

Adam: Gods hand -___-

Eve: Gods other hand

MLKJ: black and white limo i suppose

Gandhi: ???

Edison: ???

Tesla: Why are all these people too historical to have cars? >:(

armstrong: Bike! There we go!

Ruth: God dammit...

Skrillex: A DJ turntable on wheels... and lights... and a smoke machine

Mozart: ??? :(

Rasputin: "

Stalin: Soviet tank

lenin: ooh. a regular car of his time but its done in the same effect :O

Gorbavech: ???

Putin: Communist Limo?

Boba fett: Jetpack

Blackbeard: Queen Anne... Scaled down Queen Anne.

Capone: getaway car/mobster car (Probably the same thing)

Miley: her latest undeserved sports car... or a wrecking ball :)

Joan of arc: Battle horse woo

Bob ross: v0v (<- thats a shrug)

Picasso: in the same boat as bob... OH Boat! I'll go edit Columbus and Blackbeard :D

Jordan: ???

Ali: ???

Scrooge: Chair with wheels.

Trump: Car... money themed... car?

JP Morgan: it's a MOTHERF*CKIN TRAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!

Kayne west: cool expensive lambo or whatever

Grim Reaper: Hearse? Yes. Hearse. That's perfect.