User blog:Andrew0218/Freddy Krueger vs Slender Man - Dem Epic Rap Battles

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

FREDDY KRUEGER!

VS!

SLENDER MAN!

BEGIN!

Freddy Krueger:

Oh. Hi there faceless man, now prepare to sleep tight

Have a sweet dream, don’t let the bedbugs bite

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’m a living nightmare on Elm Street

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Killing people while I drop the whelming beat

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’m invincible, immune to all attacks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Undefeatable, just face the facts

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’m the King of Horror, I give people tension

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">While you’re created to get attention

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Don’t you get it Slendy? I have the upper hand

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You’re an octopus mutant living on land

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Eat something, look at you so scrawny

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Defeat you easily, blood on your Armani

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">So quit right now, before you start dreaming

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">No mercy allowed, there shall be a lot of screaming

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Slender Man:

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I have real abilities, while yours is just for show

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You’re just a pedo that should be dead long ago

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">No mercy allowed? You are gonna regret your decision

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Come into my woods and I’ll give you incision

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">How you gonna battle a man with class

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Just stay right and let me beat your ass

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You look like Super Meat Boy with a sweater

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Even my choice of clothing is definitely better

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">So what will you do when your vision starts to fade out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’ll defeat you before you even know, no doubt

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You say you’re a killing master, but obviously that’s not true

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Even DiCaprio did a better job than you

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Freddy Krueger:

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Stop right now, ‘cause you’re about to get sleepy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Your stupid crappypasta is totally not creepy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’ll go find your pages, and write down the day you died

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You can stick to your woods, I’ll be known worldwide

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Slender Man:

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You don’t belong here, go back to Mortal Kombat

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Or in the end I’ll leave you hors de combat

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I won Freddy, you’re totally weak

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Why don’t you go back to fight that hockey-masked freak?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Jason Voorhees:

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Straight from the Crystal Lake, I’m here for the kills

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’m the horror, my stand alone gives children chills

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Freddy, I beat you once, I can do it twice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Kill you brutally, my heart is cold as ice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Now Slendy, prepare to feel the wrath of my machete

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’ll cut you into slices, turn you into spaghetti

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’ve beaten your ass and your static screen

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">So remember your unlucky day: Friday the 13th!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

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Who won? Freddy Krueger Slender Man Jason Voorhees