User blog:ShoopDaKev/Judge Judy VS Judge Dredd: Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History 9

I'm finally back with a new battle, Beatrice! It's taken me a while, but after 15 minutes of writing, forgetting about it for a month, and then finally finishing it, my 9th battle is here. It's Judge Judy, from, well Judge Judy, going against Judge Dredd, from, well. Judge Dredd. Ok, let's begin!

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RAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

JUDGE JUDY!

VS!

JUDGE DREDD!

BEGIN!

Judge Judy
They call me Judge Judy, and today I’m judging you!



Because after this battle, your legacy will be through!

When the best thing in your movie is Rob Schneider, you know something is wrong!

You were rebooted? Ha, that franchise didn’t last long!

One of the highest paid on TV; you’re just a box office bomb!

You’re a success in the UK? What drugs are your fans on?

You’ll never show your face again when I’m through with you!

No one even saw any of your crap, heck; they’d rather watch The Room!



Judge Dredd
I AM THE LAW! Are you even a judge!

I’ve had it with your lies, enough is enough!

Yeah, I’ve had a bad movie, but I was redeemed!

You might look innocent enough, but you’re not all you seem!

Anyone could beat you, even Dr. Phil could!

Just because you CAN make a crappy show, doesn’t mean you should!

Back off Judy, this battle’s freakin’ done.

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re gonna send me to jail? I could kill you just for fun.

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Judge Judy
<p class="MsoNormal">Say what you want, that truly wasn’t a verse!

<p class="MsoNormal">We keep talking about your movie, but your rapping is even worse!

<p class="MsoNormal">No one wants you in a battle, because they don’t know who you are!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll cut this crap early, I won this by far!

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Judge Dredd
<p class="MsoNormal">Ha! You won by far? That’s the lie of the year!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a TV ratings trap, call that a career?

<p class="MsoNormal">18 seasons? That’s what I call overkill!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re not compelling entertainment! You’re just run of the mill!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC!

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<p class="MsoNormal">OF HISTORY!

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WHO WON? Judge Dredd Judge Judy