User blog:RespectthePixel35/Pix Raps For Hire 3: Darren

Beat start at 0:13

* RTP is reading some clopfics, when he suddenly sees this*



Ergh... betraying little dirtballs!

* RTP zips up his pants and runs*

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Darren ain't carin' enough to look out for his friend,

Congrats, dude, you've made it to your certain end!

Now you were great until you started bullying Shoop,

It seems like these bullies are just an infinite loop!

You would do everything together and you guys gained trust,

Now you're treating him like dirt, a Dis Rap is a must!

Hey Shoop, here's some advice, if you really want him destroyed,

Try to send the same message to the actual EpicLLOYD!

But for now, I can deal with this little "friend"

I will smack you in the face all the way to 5:00 AM!

Wasting your time arguing when you could just go to sleep,

Were you scared of little monsters haunting your dreams?

I wouldn't blame you. Being an absolute jerk is tough.

But don't you think Shoop's already had enough?

I mean, look at you, you're in denial, it's great your meeting new guys,

But this is just insane, but hey, you win the dumbell prize!

After this, you can just pretend that nothing happened, dick,

But I think you need to learn a little something called "friendship."

It's a magical experience, you should try it sometime,

And maybe try to be more original, your bullying ain't worth a dime, Darren. Bye!

Hope this made you feel better, Shoop.