User blog:Mr. Swell Guy/James Franco eating vs a Honda Oddysey

James Franco eating vs Honda Odyssey: Cool Dude Rap Battles #2
this is my second battle yay welcome back and i apologise in advance for this unruly mess ive made

James Franco eating:

Hi guys its me james franco and i am eating

but this dumb care is now in for a beating

this pie im eating is just so good

but this car wont know becuase hes a car and cannot eat

honda? more like wanda bc you look like a fairy

and people can die in cars and thats really quite scary

id rather play mario odyssey than listen to your raps

because they really just sound like your taking some craps

Honda Odyssey:

I'm a motherfucking car bitch! vroom vroom!

youre movies fucking suck! I'd rather watch the room!

In 1995, I won the Automotive Researchers' and Journalists' Conference Car of the Year award in Japan

you want a car that can drive? bc i fucking can!!!!!

james franco you suck and youre also a loser

something something youre a loser

this wasnt funny the last time why am i doing this again

youre bad! I give your acting a ZERO OUT OF TEN!!!!!!!!!!

Two-Face:

its me two-face and this is a royale

because why tf not im really bored dont yell at me

i have two faces and thats more than you

your raps smell even worse than a stinky poo

harvey dent is my name and two face is my other name

Sega Bass Fishing is my favourite game

ill flip a coin to decide your fate

its tails so i guess thats pretty great

Waldo:

Yo bitch its Waldo and im coming in hot

you cant see me because seein me? youre not!

call me john cena bc you can't see me

James' brother dave franco was in now you see me

james stop eating its not good for you

and a honda? HA! id rather drive a subaru

two face is ugly and he is really dumb

its waldo bitch now this battle is done!

''i see ur trying 2 finish ur battle. would u like help with that???''

Clippy:

YO BITCH ITS CLIPPY HERE TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS

I GOT THE BEST RAPS YOU'RE ALL JUST RUNTS

I'LL DOMINATE THIS BATTLE LIKE I DOMINATE YOUR MOTHERS

NOW I'M FUCKING DESTROYING YOU SO YOU BETTER DUCK AND COVER

FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCK CUNT FUCK FUCK

YOU'RE ASSHOLE IS SO WIDE I COULD FIT A HONDA TRUCK

YOU'RE ALL SO LAME SO HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY

YOUR LAST NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS ACTUALLY SPELLS "I'M A GAY"

I'M NOT FUCKING FINISHED MY VERSE IS STILL GOING

UNTIL MY MUM CALLS ME FOR DINNER THEN I GOTTA GET GOING

MY RAPS ARE EVEN HOTTER THAN A DAY AT THE BEACH

DON'T SILENCE ME! PC KILLS FREE SPEECH!!!!!!

who won

who is next

i dont care

i need immediate medical attention

i am not funny

thx for reading frems <3

(i copy pasted that japanese car award and was too lazy to remove it please dont think im pro enough to cite my sources)

thank u for the cover nash