User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle Season 2- Polandball vs. Spoderman

Today, we have two memes who speak poor English battling each other. I contemplated postponing this battle until after Whale's tournament, but eh. BTW, this battle will not blow your mind in any way.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

POLANDBALL

VS

SPODERMANNN

BEGINN

Spoderman:

hey do u kno that u r an fagit

u call urself polan ball but i aint guna have it

u look like a voltorb who smokes crak

theres no wai ur armi can face mi sweg atack

i fuk 837 bitches, ur a sphericul disgraice

ur jelly cuz my big dik can lanch me in2 space

im like germani 2 u, u dum bich

im a utube celebrity, fagit. fuk u im rich

i am the mastur spoder, u have no sweg polan

ull piss urself and then u can be mascot 4 mcdolan

Poland:

yuo cannot into kicking my ass, spoder man

for i am polan, who has very good plan

one day i can into space

and be stronkest country, more than usa

kurwa! yuo stand of no chance

such a loser, i bet yuo are not of wearing pants

yuo are full of shit, but i wont of cleaning toilet

i will be crushing this bug who waits in unemployment

yuo are of being an ms paint abomination;

bad meme like doge but of even less characterization

Spoderman:

wut the fuk did u say to me, ur fukn dumb

id fuk ur bich, but u r nut of having 1

i will crush u liek juses, wich i do all teh tiem

4 u wining a battle will still b a dreem

Poland:

i am of wasting time here so i will keep this brief

yuo are not used to havings real beef

dnot mess with polan because i may be very small

but im of very stronk, i made ur uncle ben fall

who won? Spoderman Polandball