User blog:SophisticatedShark/Jason Voorhees vs Beyoncé - Bad Battle Suggestions 11

So now that I'm done with the tourney, I finally got around to finishing this battle. The only reason why this took so long was because it was originally going to be another battle but I couldn't think of anything for it. GIR brought up this suggestion to creds to him for finding it. These battles are also gonna get a beat so I can record them later, if anyone wants to help with that hit me up. So here's the battle: classic slasher icon Jason Voorhees is up against American pop star Beyoncé to see who's the better serial killer. gl;hf

Beat



BAD RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JASON VOORHEES

VS

BEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOONNCCEEEEEEEEE

BEGIN!

Jason Voorhees:
Make some room for the slickest horrorcore from the eighties

Here to drop the blood and gore galore on every single ladies.

Now I ain’t really one to talk, but allow me break the silence

And show this black Madonna which one of us is more violent

I’m invincible: physically and lyrical; undissable

You’ll need a miracle against this pinnacle of imicable

I'm cynical of bitches who are egotistical

Now let me demonstrate exactly why this killer’s serial

You're minimal. Try to fight? You'd chip your mani-pedi

With a deadly frenzy machete, I bring more nightmares than Freddy

You are just another stupid whore for me to dismember

Cause I'm dropping bigger bombs on this bitch than Goldmember

Just ask Jessica Kimble, there's really no point trying to run

Got 150 kills and counting, and you'll be 151

I've combated mortals before you, so don't try to touch me

You were more intimidating when you were in Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

Beyoncé:
Why don’t you step back, you zombie extra-chromosome Rebecca Black

You’re the worst thing since the Blue Jackets to stand behind a hockey mask

Cause when I attack this track, I beat these freaks easy

You live inside a shack while I'm the motherfucking Queen B

I'm fierce like Sasha. I hang with Gaga and the Obamas

You're some washed-up monstah hopping off of Futurama

Bitch, you can't beat Beyoncé, you're beyond sane and blasé

I serve this Friday so hard, I give it one bad case of the Mondays

Jason Voorhees
I've heard you drop better bars from your Superbowl show

I'll take more than just Manhattan when your world is run by ho's

You think I'm deranged? Remind me what you named your baby

And what kind of Ms. Daisy would go Crazy in Love with Jay-Z

You're drunk on more than just love, but yet less senseless when you're sober

You're only dangerous when you're horny so allow me to fuck you over

Let me be Crystal clear, you never should've tried to diss me

I've seen your destiny, child, and it's looking pretty grisly

Beyoncé:
For some guy who butchers teenagers, you've beginning to bore

But unlike Mr. Whorehees, I didn't peak at my fourth

So try to stop this queen of pop, you find it won't end well

I've got a Halo on my records but I'll roast this bitch like hell

I make 300 grand a day, you make stupid ass clichés

What's to say? I've got rhymes that Haunt, you should be afraid

I'm strong! Independent! The booty that is most musical

Cause I'll be leaving sweet dreams but this nightmare ain't beautiful

And yes I'm dangerous when I'm in love cause what you couldn't deny

Two bimbos going in dirty is what led to your own demise

I'm a motherfucking Epic, I take down zombies like I'm Grimes

Cause I’m packed with the raps that drown you a second time

Knowles has got the dopest flow that stomps you like no other

Stoner teens and emo freaks are practically your only lovers

So go jump in a lake, Quasimodo's inbred brother

Next time you try to fight someone you should better your mother

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE



BAD RAP BATTLES OF HISTOORRY!!!

Who Won? Jason Voorhees Beyoncé