User blog:DudeWithASuit/Scrawland Scribblescratch vs Barack Obama. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles Season 2

FUCK YEAH AMERICA. I WROTE THIS IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES TO HONOR AMERICA. WE'RE AN AWESOME COUNTRY, HELL YEAH, FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS TIME WE GOT JEWNIGGER GREGOR CLEGLANE  OUR GRANDMASTER SCRAWLAND, BACK FOR ANOTHER BATTLE, AGAINST OUR PRESIDENT, BARACK OBAMA. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, AND LETS DO THIS.

Scrawland Scribblescratch:
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Yo Scrawland Scribblescratch here to beat your ass with rhyme!

Yeah, this might be my second time here, but you running the country is a crime!

Get out of here, Obama, you weak, spineless excuse of a man!

If you were true to America, you would grab your own gun and go to Afghanistan!

So it’s time for you to leave office, Barry, but don’t worry, I’ll be your heir!

And I’ll be sure to give the citizens something better than fucking ObamaCare!

That’s right! America’s mine! And taking care of it is my mission!

So try to be smart and use your brain; even if you are a politician!

Barack Obama:
Your raps are hurting my ears, my God you’re so arrogant.

But I’ll give you a chance to surprise me if you say something intelligent.

Now listen, I’m going to clean America, I made that promise.

So first order of business is shoving you back into the closet!

Feel that burn? I’m here for two-terms to lyrically kick you in your privates!

Oh yeah, better be scared, I’m takin’ you down like your name was ISIS!

I’m headed off back to the White House, to finish my term as president.

My rhymes knocked you back to 2012, back to when you were last relevant!

Scrawland Scribblescratch:
Oh c’mon, those rhymes were garbage, from you, I thought they’d be decent!

Now I’ll verbally murder you; call it Obama’s lyrical impeachment!

I bet you’re not even an American, you’re probably part of “The British Race”!

So resign from president; you shouldn’t even be one in the first place!

Watch out Barack! You’re about to be left in a surprise!

‘Cause no one ever talks to Scrawland and manages to survive!

Well I’mma get out of here, you turned me off like a light switch,

But I already beat you anyway, so GET REKT U SWEET SUMMER BITCH

Barack Obama:
With that lame verse, your chances of beating me are even smaller.

I can tell you didn’t come up with that yourself- better pay Justin fifty dollars!

I beat Romney and McCain, so hell yeah I’ll take you down too,

You’re gonna get rekt so hard call this Gordon vs Scrawland part two!

Now you tried to take down President Ynkr, and look how that ended.

You got demoted and forgotten, a blocking is what I would’ve recommended!

Let me hear you say FUCK YEAH, AMERICA, I’m taking y’all the way!

But lets honor our founding fathers by shouting HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Who is winning? Scrawland Scribblescratch Barack Obama AMERICA