User blog comment:Bobdave/Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy to Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy to Handlery. Sora, Spiderman and Luke Skywalker vs Michael Jordan, Superman and Harry Potter/@comment-13974523-20150909225059

"Are Ron and I together? That's very gay!"

"I'm gay!

Just thought I'd get that out there.

Now to resume with my verse!"

"(Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet!)"

"I'll blast your ass out of here! Patronum Expecto!

It's Expecto Patronum you stupid arseshit!

Hermione, fuck you! I'll stick my wand in your armpit!"

"If I do you while you do her, am I still incesting?

Before Luke gets an answer, Han just walks away, leaving the Jedi in eternal curiosity"

lmao