User blog:Fametown/Wolverine vs Edward Scissorhands. Epic Rap Battles of Fame.

Hey guys. I'm back again. This time, with a new battle, to my now-named series! Special thanks to TK for suggesting the series name to me. After I read his comment about it, it just sort of stuck to me. So yeah, this series can have any rap battle in it, it doesn't have a certain theme. So without further ado, I present to you Wolverine vs Edward Scissorhands! :)

Edward Scissorhands
Hello Logan, I'm about to show you how real claws work

I'll stab my scissors through your chest and make you go berserk

You're the number one comic hero to all of your nerds and groupies I'm in a critically-acclaimed film, and that's my only movie

You're so whack, your creators can't even track back on your past

Were you a mutated ass or a World War first-hand man? I can't even grasp that

How can that much thought go into such a failed samurai roided dork?

They call you Captain Canada? I thought your homies resided in New York!

Wolverine
A failed creation is what you are, your master dies then you procrastinate

He didn't give you your hands so your horny ass couldn't masturbate

You fell in love with the daughter of the chick who saved your life

A normal teenage girl with a boyfriend and you fucking made them fight!

Chopping hedges, cutting hair, you were constantly praised

Then you declined a lady's business and got accused of rape

My claws are made of bone, they're stronger than your barber tools

No wonder I got more attention, I'm the best there is at what I do

Edward Scissorhands
You cannot taunt my life, you cannot taunt my love

You fell in love with the girlfriend of a one-eyed Robocop

You died from suffocation, but you claim you're big and mean

You were named after an animal, I got an animal named after me

Wolverine
So you can carve ice sculptures and create falling snow?

I didn't think Criss Angel could do that kind of magic though!

You helped Jim break into a house and almost got arrested

And then you hooked up with Kim and you fucking killed him!

Edward Scissorhands
No need to read my entire backstory back to me

Don't forget I saved Jim's life, he's the one who threatened me!

Wolverine
I don't like being corrected, now you've gone and made me mad

Let's see how immortal you get when my blades cut through your ass!

(The two then stab their claws into each other, which causes them both to black out. They wake up inside of a fiery basement. A little girl's voice then begins singing "One, two, Freddy's coming for you," as Freddy appears between Wolverine and Edward.)

Freddy Krueger
Welcome to my world, bitches, I hope all is going swell

I have missed you Mr. Howell, since the last time you went to hell

I can see through your dreams and I know what you're thinking You're shaking in your jeans since you know my claws are the real thing

Emo Charlie, I don't wanna hear your Ted Burton crap

He's not scary, never will be, I got Wes Craven rep

So while Frankenstein and the Wolfman fought each other once again I don't believe in fairytales, so I'll X out you men

(Freddy slices at the camera, ending the battle).

Poll
Who won? Edward Scissorhands Wolverine Freddy Krueger