User blog:Hippie Rat/Tim Burton vs Christopher Nolan

It's been a while since I wrote this battle... It's the first battle I wrote with my new special format I'm going to be doing a lot more often... Anyway, battle of the Batman directors.

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Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! Tim Burton vs Christopher Nolan! Action!

Tim Burton:

'Twas the nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house,

Children were shaking and crying in fear, Jack Skellington was out.

Looking to destroy this interstellar species,

I'll ruin you more than Batman & Robin ruined my series.

Step to me, you'll flee from Fleet Street,

You're more childish than Pee-Wee, and you'll be beat.

Feel the Burton burn, Nolan's eager,

To ruin Batman for the DC readers.

Christopher Nolan:

You can't say anything about me ruining stories,

You ruined your remakes from apes to the chocolate factory.

What you trying to do, out-twist a twister?

Bitch, I'll fuck up your head like Heath Ledger.

I'm the Bane of your existence, no joker,

And no Batman is here to save the mediocre.

You're a Frankenweenie twice over,

Coraline was more Stoker.

Your style's slow, ex-wife's lestrange,

I'm practically the reason for the Arkham games.

I'm a man of steel, I'm a prestige,

You'll need a memento to show you can't touch me.

Your big break was blues clues looking for his wheels,

And you made a movie worshipping the worst director in the field.

Go back to catching big fish and Beetlejuice,

And take that Mars Attacks monstrosity with you.

Tim Burton:

Whenever I watch your movies I almost laugh to death,

I own you like Johnny Depp, you bet, no sweat.

A couple good movies don't compare to the respect I've earned,

You just wanna watch the world burn.

You're the worst movie writer in history,

Telling stories backwards with a story, in a story, in a story, in a story.

And without the help from any of Batman's devices,

Today's the day the real Dark Knight rises.

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

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Who won? Tim Burton Christopher Nolan