User:Joeaikman



Joe is the name. Welcome to my page. I'm just a user trying to pull himself up in people's opinions. I write raps and talk to people. It's why I'm here (As well as for some great friends). (That took ages to write btw)

About Me
My name is Joe. I'm 17 years of age. I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome aged 6. I am very antisocial and spend most of my time on the internet. We have a running joke in my family of me not surviving without wifi. I live in the idyllic English county of Yorkshire. I'm English yet get called a Slovenian immigrant as it is often where I spend my holidays.



I have very....niche music taste (non-existent). I mostly listen to old punk bands as that is what my dad listens to in the car. I do love ERB tho and am partial to They Might Be Giants. My favourite songs are Istanbul (Not Constantinople) and Birdhouse In Your Soul. My favourite Rap Battle is George Washington vs William Wallace.

I can grow very attached to individuals who are nice to me.

I love my girlfriend, Nikki!

Friends
The people I like, in varying degrees :P

My brother from another mother. I hope.

Knows his stuff. Even if he supports Chelsea.

The wiki dog

New friend

My artistic bro. He should come here more.

He has the Metal

Sexiest

Sexy #2

Let me show you how we battle in the city of Philly

Messy hair ftw

She is the one who stalks

Alive and kicking

Eyes of the Tiger

My favourite person ever -hug-

Besties &lt;3 &lt;3

All Hail the Walrus.

My first friend

Baedave

You've been a good friend to me

10/10 would fuck

I'd probably make a shit joke here

Cool and clever guy

Moving at a snails pace

Je Suis la fille en feu

I like like you

My Battles


Favourite battle = Light vs Yugi

Lest favourite battle = Terry Pratchett vs Roald Dahl

People to thank for helping with battles

User:MetalFire (As Ezio Auditore and Edward Kenway in Ezio Auditore vs Jango Fett)

User:Tkid115 (As Link in Mario vs Link and Aquaman in Percy Jackson vs Aquaman)

User:J1coupe (As Ness in Mario vs Link)

User:ProbablyNoah (As Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal Lecter vs Sherlock Holmes and Gamzee Makara in The Joker vs Gamzee Makara)

User:Firebrand795 (upcoming)

User:Nikki Lee 1999 (upcoming)

User:BreZ (Upcoming)

User:Bobdave (upcoming)

User:WonderPikachu12 (upcoming)

User:BackToTheFuturama86 (upcoming)

User:Dragonsblood23 (upcoming)

User:SierraStalker (upcoming)

User:Stofferex (upcoming)

User:TKandMit (Upcoming)

User:Sceptileisgreat14 (Upcoming)

Me on the Wiki
If I could sum up my time on here in one word it would be....controversial. I've been involved in my fair share of disputes, though often it's me being misunderstood (eg the Reson event) or me sticking up for the wrong person (eg Devil).

My happiest days on here? Finally getting my lucky badge :P Nah most days here are cool, there's some great people on this site that can quite often make my day *cough* NikkiTrent&Fire *cough*







My Suggestions
Horus vs Hercules (Sons of gods who were mistreated but were called upon to save the gods)

Herge vs Vincent Van Gogh (Controversial artists, Belgium vs Netherlands)

Lewis Carroll vs CS Lewis (Writers of fictional universes where animals can talk, both used the name Lewis as a pen name)

Edmund Hilary vs Scott of the Antarctic (Explorers of barren and cold areas that were previously unexplored)

Ron Burgundy vs Charlie Brooker (Newsreader who tries to make the news less serious vs satirist who makes the news more serious)

Noah vs Odysseus (Sailor chosen by God vs sailor hated by gods)

Hercule Poirot vs Tinin (Prolific Belgian detectives)

Roald Dahl vs Terry Pratchett ft Neil Gaiman (Fantasy writers who created stories aimed at adults and children)

Walt Disney vs Jim Henson (Pioneers of popular children entertainment)

Copernicus vs Galileo (Observers of the universe who had to keep their findings quiet to avoid religious persecution)

Daniel O'Connell vs St Patrick (Religious men who fought peacefully for the Irish people)

William Ewart Gladstone vs William Wilberforce (british William's who fought in favour of oppressed peoples, the Irish and slaves respectively)

Queen Elizabeth II vs Stan Lee (Head of state vs head of Marvel who have done thier job for a long time to a very old age)

Ezio vs Brutus (Assassins from Italian regions who are most well known by one name)

Roger Federer vs David Beckham (Incredibly successful and rich sportsmen who earn a lot of money through advertsing)

Godzilla vs Harry Truman (Devestators of Japan)

Gary Casparov vs Phil 'the Power' Taylor (Champions of two relaxed sports)

Richard Branson vs Mark Zuckerberg (Entrepeneurs who dropped out of school)

Adam vs Yuri Gargarin (First man on earth vs First man off it)

People not in my suggestions who should be in ERB
Historical


 * Alexander the Great
 * Atilla the Hun
 * Winston Churchill
 * Benito Mussolini
 * Rodrigo Borgia
 * Mark Twain
 * Yuri Gargarin
 * Pele
 * Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels
 * Ho Chi Minh
 * Caligula
 * Charlie Chaplin
 * Jane Austen
 * Emperor Nero
 * Sun Tzu

Modern


 * One Direction
 * Bill Clinton
 * Matt Groening
 * Tony Blair
 * Morgan Freeman
 * Will Smith
 * Johnny Depp
 * Gordon Ramsay
 * Shigeru Miyamoto
 * Michael Schumacher
 * JK Rowling
 * George RR Martin
 * Leonardo DiCaprio
 * Tony Benn

Fictional
 * Link
 * Slenderman
 * King Arthur
 * Robin Hood
 * Tintin
 * Asterix the Gaul
 * Ash Ketchum
 * Yugi Moto/Yami
 * Rocky Balboa
 * Flash Gordon

My favourite ERB rappers

 * Stephen King


 * William Wallace


 * Donatello (Artist)


 * Ludwig van Beethoven


 * Superman


 * Rick Grimes


 * Wright Brothers


 * Captain Kirk


 * Edgar Allan Poe


 * Leonardo (Artist)


 * Babe Ruth


 * Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage


 * Joan of Arc


 * Romeo Montague & Juliet Capulet


 * Bonnie Parker & Clyde Barrow


 * Hannibal Lecter


 * Steven Spielberg


 * Alfred Hitchcock
 * Elvis Presley (young)