User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 30: Charlie Chaplin vs. Mr. Bean

This rap battle features two English comedians, Charlie Chaplin and Mr. Bean! Enjoy!

EpicLloyd as Charlie Chaplin

NicePeter as Mr. Bean & Teddy

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CHARLIE CHAPLIN!

VS.

MR. BEAN!

BEGIN!

(silence)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC...

Charlie Chaplin:

Just kidding, I'm here! Chaplin ready to fight!

Gonna dis you on the stage like I did back in Limelight!

Top-hat and a cane! Made class well-known!

You need to survive an old hag just so you can have a home!

Your face is as pathetic as your green pair of wheels!

So go back to your hotel and Danny La Rue on your heels!

I'm a great dictator, here to torture this nitwit in a suit!

Your only ally is a teddy so what can you do?

Mr. Bean:

What will I do? What will I do? Does that need to be asked?

I'll take that Adolf mustache and slap dat ass!

You're a comedian alright! Your rhymes are ludicrous than ever!

Don't piss me off Spencer, it'll be like the Mad Hatter madder!

Did you understand that? Or is your I.Q. too low?

I'll take my big cock and smack you back to Essanay studios!

You're a flop in the States, I'm a true TV show!

All you can do now is be the whore of Fred Karno!

Charlie Chaplin:

I was just sitting, sipping tea and laughing at those raps!

You made a big mistake messing with this joker, chap!

I'm the kid, young and fresh with a good flow skill!

You can't even make a good date, how does that feel!

It'd better penetrate your brain till you can't do your act!

I'll pack this no-good nose job to Moscow in his sack!

My rush raps are gold and I'll school you back to your test!

Now you'll just feel as awkward as your New Year's Eve guests!

Mr. Bean:

Let me say, I'm pretty good at this rap stuff!

But here's an MC who's sure to teach you my stuff!

Teddy:

Not only do I have eyes! I have a rap sensation!

Here to dis out this midget who's not of our denomination!

My man falls out of the sky because he's a gift of the heavens!

When's the last time you had a million-dollar crowd? 1911?

He's a smart-ass dude! A rich motherfuckin buffoon!

Children all over the world dance when they here his tune!

Learn a few new tricks, you tiny old hound!

So just leave with your circus because you are the clown!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (sitcom laughter) BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Charlie Chaplin Mr. Bean & Teddy