User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Gary vs Perry- Epic Rap Battles of Randomness 3

Written by me and my good friend, Sonicandlink445 :)

The Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

GARY THE SNAIL!

VS.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

BEGIN!

Gary:
I may be slow with my walking, but I can rap faster than you duck billed thing,

You fight Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who’s high or has been drinking.

I got a shell on my back to protect from you attacking,

Your raps are wack and you need to practice your rapping. (That’s right)

Agent P? That’s quite a funny name, change it to Agent P.P (heheheh),

I have big eyes, but there’s nothing threatening that I can’t see.

You have never seen me do it, but I can teleport and levitate, I’m a psychic (oh yeah),

So Perry the Poopyface, better make an invention to go away, and make it really quick!

Perry:
Who am I even facing? A pink gay little snail named Gary, (Pfft, please!)

I know martial arts, so face it Gary you’re not even scary.

Sure, in almost every episode people always say that our kind don’t do much,

But you’re boring; a snail, while I’m a *grr*ing fighting platypus! (Yeah!)

I’ve got a bad*grr* fedora, you’ve got creepy beady little eyes,

And I fooled Dr. Doofenshmirtz, I’m a master of disguise!

Here’s a good idea, Gary, like in life, you should just stop,

Or I’ll chop your *grr*ing shell in half with a karate chop! (Hiyah!)

Gary:
You’ve got a beaver tail, so like a beaver, chuck some fucking wood,

I live under the sea, get the *meow* out of my neighborhood

Ferb almost never talks, why don’t you be like him?

So I don’t need to hear your *meow*ing chattering noises that are just a sin! (Shut up!)

Shove that dumb fedora up your *meow* and use a dumb gadget to get away,

Your villain keeps on coming back, all you do is fight him every day (and night, too)!

And every day, you disappear, like *poof* (you’re gone)!

You shouldn’t be too proud to face a villain named Dr. Doof! (How embarrassing…)

Agent P:
That’s it, I’m upgrading; just call me Agent P. (Uh huh)

You’re going down the drain if you live under the sea!

People never knew my true agent identity (my destiny!),

I’m pretty sure you’re mad ‘cause of your jealousy.

That you’re not an agent fighting crime every day, you just have a boring life,

Should I use a laser gun to defeat you, or stab you with a knife? (Go with the knife!)

I’m smarter than a human agent and definitely smarter than you!

I’m Perry the *grr*ing platypus! See you later you goon! (Ooh!)

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!