User blog:Gliscor Fan/A WikiMAD Special Report: WikEA

This idea was brought up by Munkee as a joke in chat, so I googled EA Sports Commericals and took the first thing I saw.

Here's the commerical this skit is based on:



Starring
Scrawland Scribblescratch as Kevin Hart

A Wikia Staff Member as Dave Franco

Gliscor Fan as Narrator

Mystical Trixter as female woman person

Nail as Female Singer

Tiger as Damien

YouTubeKorea and Tkid115 as a bunch of random asian females

DudeWithASuit as Richard Sherman

A group of football players as a Group of football players

Another Wikia Staff member as That Guy

The Story
~Scraw walks up to Wikia Central and knows many, many times.~

Wikia: Yes, our technical team is working on it.

~Scraw slaps Wikia Staff in the face~

Gliscor: New Wikia Layout season is an aggravating time, an emotional time, an annual ritual in which many wikia users go up to the Wikia Central and slap people in the face for being idiots.

~Scraw’s eyes go red~

Scraw (Starts rapping):

These fucking idiots are the reason our hands slap your face!

That time of year is fucking here where I put your ass in place!

I’m gonna take your house!

Lexi: So we’re ready to pounce.

Scraw: And maybe a fgt in your ass!

Lexi: Did we do that?

Scraw: I’ll hack into the cranium, the brain that you ain’t using!

Then drop the mic so hard you’ll hear it all day long!

Nail: It’s fuck over wiki season! Don’t ask why

We don’t give a shit, you guys can cry

It’s fuck wiki season! You’ll want to give up

So murder people, and don’t give up.

Wikia Staff: Mobile users, don’t go! … Tiger?

Tiger: I’m not racist. I’m just stealing your girl because I’m negro.

~rides away on motorcycle~

Scraw: It’s the “fuck us over” season, the most revengeful time of year

I will punch you in the face for fucking with us 12 months, you fucking queers

Once we take it over we’ll bring back all the fun

So fuck you guys and make sure that the customers #1!

YTK and Tkid: If you wanna fuck with us, you better know what’s going down

Rock and punch and kick you, bleed with bullets from our gun!

Wikia: All these crazy assholes I never met just keep showing up.

~DWAS tackles Wikia Staff~

Wikia: Damn it, dwas, don’t be a fgt!

Nail:

Fucking us over, it doesn’t make you smart

To stop of from coming, just fix your heart

I don’t know what I’m doing, But you’ll be banned

Now can someone make sure that I’m real

Gliscor: No.

Nail: Damn.

DWAS and a group of football players:

FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGTITY FGT (this continues for like, 20 seconds)

Scraw: It’s fuck it over season, so we’re starting a war

We came on, they flamed on, everything we’ve explored!

Wikia (Now starting to rap):

I’ll fuck you with my strategies, then toss them in the trash

It’s the cold hard fact I don’t give a shit, the fucks I don’t give for being crass!

~Wikia and Scraw sit down~

Announcer: SETTLE IT IN SMASH.

Scraw: Wikia. Hey, Wikia. WIKIA… fuck you.

Announcer: P1 DEFEATED!

Another Wikia Member: Hey, Wikia, the central is on fire.

Wikia: Let it burn.

Another Wikia Member: But the comments…

Wikia: I SAID LET IT BURN!

~Commerical ends~

Gliscor: WikEA. All the changes. Nothing you’d actually want.

polls
Should we kill them nao? Nah This is really violent why isn't scraw admin yet? FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGTITY FGT

No hints for the finale. Stay tuned!