User blog:KidLego09/James Cook vs Abel Tasman - Season 1 - Cool Rap Battles Of HIstory

This is my first rap battle I've made and I've decided to put it on this wikia to get some feedback and stuffz! This is between British explorer and Pacific discoverer, James Cook and Dutch explorer and Pacific discoverer, Abel Tasman.

COOL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!

JAMES COOK!

VS

ABEL TASMAN!!

BEGIN:

James Cook:
This British explorer found Hawaii

I'm better than you, not even slightly

At least I died in a manlier fashion

What's the matter Tasman?

I found about half of the Pacific

You've got so many places name after you, be realistic

You seem so forgotten, am I right?

My ship will travel the oceans as fast as the speed of light

Stand up to my level now, Dutch!

And show me your exploration skills before I misjudge!

Abel Tasman:
You call yourself a real captain?

You explored the Pacific, but wanted to find Manhattan

I will bomb and shoot down you HMS Eagle

You just had to disturb the Hawaiian people

I discovered Tasmania even after you

Your butt's gonna be kicked even by Hugh

Legacy in science and navigation? Please!

My legacies are in New Zealand and Tasmania, now get down on your knees!

Because I am now your leader

Listen to me, or become a bleeder

I don't think you wanna die

So don't be a wimp as I punch you in the eye!

James Cook:
I'm sorry, you were rapping?

I couldn't tell, because I was napping

C'mon, Janszoon? You got some bad parents

No wonder you got such a weird appearance

Look at these brilliant maps

Even your hair looks like a piece of crap

My first voyage was from Britain to New Zealand,

2nd was from Britain to Vanuatu

And 3rd voyage from Britain to Hawaii

Have you sailed that much? Pretty unlikely

After my second voyage, I got a medal

Get out of here now on your pathetic vessel

Abel Tasman:
Captain of the Royal Navy?

When I picture you, I think the word "lazy"

You stepped up to the plate to find the Northwest Passage

Then you got lost during your challenge

Not only an explorer, I'm a seafarer and merchant

I see you in the ocean, mildly searchin'

Your lost, what a frickin failure!

Everyone knows I'm a better sailor

Hopefully your listening, James

Before I become a Hawaiian and burn you into flames!

From the Netherlands to the Pacific

Just remember, I'm very scientific!

YOU DECIDE!!!
Hope you guys liked this, and if you have any feedback, please leave a comment or message me on my message wall! I'll see you next time on episode 2! And if you have a suggestion, feel free to comment it down!