User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic RTP Battles of History 1. Bonnie and Clyde vs Wario and Waluigi.

So, new series! :D I'm abandoning my old series, (Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation) if anyone cares, and I will be making battles that are actually possible. (Costumes are easy to pull off, not JUST fictional characters, and pretty much possible.) I know it says in the "rules" that Wario and Waluigi are not likely, but the costumes could be pulled off. I will also be making a cast, and finding a beat. :) Not on RBN because it's empty there. :)

Cast
Nice Peter as Clyde Barrow

Kimmy Gatewood as Bonnie Parker

Lloyd Ahlquist as Wario

MysteryGuitarMan as Waluigi

Nice Peter as Waluigi (voice)

The Battle
Beat Wario starts at 0:11

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

BONNIE AND CLYDE!!!

VS!

THE WARIO BROS!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

Wario and Waluigi:
Wario: Two Texans come to battle the both of us?

Waluigi: We'll kick their sorry asses all the way to Dallas.

Wario: Poor guys, fucking died in their 20's,

Waluigi: We'll make you greatly depressed like Ol' Missouri.

Wario: Quit the shooting, or we'll have to knock you down hard,

Waluigi: Stop lying to us like you did with cigars.

Wario: So, Shake It, baby, make it crazy, show us what you spit,

Both: We'll shock you so hard, you'll just go back to prison.

Bonnie and Clyde:
Clyde: These guys think they're hot, when they're just clones!

Bonnie: They say they'll shock us, when they're only 9-Volts,

Clyde: And the obese one reeks of garlic, what a dick,

Bonnie: And the mutated one is just shaped like a twig!

Clyde: You guys are lazy, crazy, and don't have good shaping.

Bonnie: Your mustaches aren't hot! Consider shaving?

Clyde: Calling the police? We'll just shoot all of them down!

Both: There's only two of us big enough for this town!

Wario and Waluigi:
Wario: Died young, not good for a couple that just wants to have fun.

Waluigi: Better give up now, 'cause it's your final run.

Wario: Get out of our Land before we arrest you strangers,

Both: We're like Frank Hamer,

Wario: One riot,

Waluigi: One Ranger.

Bonnie and Clyde:
Bonnie: Honestly, we'd rather battle Romeo and Juliet!

Clyde: To critical acclaim, you're not even cool yet!

Bonnie: We're like a Grapevine, growing taller and taller,

Clyde: But we're not gonna be picked on by these non-ballers!

Bonnie: Quit robbing your banks, go back to your gaybars!

Clyde: Face it, you're just the mushrooms,

Both: And we're the stars!

WHO WON????

WHO'S NEXT????

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

EPIC *gunshot* RTP *coin sound* BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

Who won? Bonnie and Clyde Wario and Waluigi