User blog:MonkeyInATank/Charles Lindberg vs Superman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SUPERMAN!

VS!

CHARLES LINDBERGH!

BEGIN!!!

Charles:

I see you, Clark, wearing nothing but blue spandex

Your fictional comic book is older than the Aztecs

I'm the father of flight, you think you can fly?

You may say you're invincible, but now you're gonna die

More powerful than a train? How many steroids do you take?

Just go home to Lois Lane, for goodness sake

The fact that you save whole cities doesn't impress me

I saved America during the war, you see

I was so famous, they held me ransom

I'm the most famous pilot in all of pilotdom

Superman:

I don't need a plane to fly, you stupid-ass marine

That ship you made packed people tighter than sardines

You're bragging about being held ransom when that's how you died?

I'm gonna beat you, you seem a bit tongue-tied

Go jump off a building at the speed of sound

I'm so tough, I can leap them in a single bound

You weren't important, all you did was raise a flag

Your raps can't compare to mine, you're weaker than a dishrag

I'm faster than a speeding bullet and so are my rhymes

They may have held you hostage, but you weren't worth a dime

Charles:

I was a hero of the past, I may be gone now

But let's see you save a whole country from the wrath of Moscow

I'll shoot you down with a fighter jet and my verses

You're just a nobody helping old ladies get their purses

Superman:

I'm bulletproof, your rhymes have done nothing to me

I vanquish the villains, and still have time for you, see

This battle's a few minutes, I can kick your ass in ten seconds

Your skills could never beat the founder of the League of Legends

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Superman Charles Lindbergh