User blog:JakeTheManiac/Inside The User's Studio: SANTORYU99

Inside The User's Studio with JakeTheManiac

Jake: Welcome to Inside the User's Studio. My guest today is a user that is relatively smaller in fame. People know who he is but he's not too popular. He returned last year and set a possible record of being the first and only person to advance to the second round of the tourney after losing the first round. Even though I make light of him in the introduction, he is a very cool and funny guy. Please welcome, SANTa Claus (bpf), SANTORYU99!

Let's begin with the first question: How did you first come across this wiki?

SANT: I found a video of ERB doing columbus vs kirk on stage before it was released, and it led me to the wiki.

Jake: Where did you come up with your username?

SANT: When i made my PSN account i wanted it to be something One Piece related, and what's better than wielding three swords at the same time? Since then i've used it for everything.

Jake: Lol, I don't watch One Piece. :)

SANT: You should, it's got a guy that has three swords.

Jake: That's the show with the guy people wanna see against Popeye in ERB, right?

SANT: Ye.

Jake: Yeet. Third question: What are some of your favorite hobbies?

SANT: Playing Magic: The Gathering, watching movies, & playing video games.

Jake: Fourth question: What is your favorite and least favorite ERB?

SANT: Directors Royale is my favorite, and Adam vs. Eve is my least favorite.

Jake: Fifth question: Who are your three best friends on the wiki?

SANT: That's a tough one. I guess, Legion, Loyg, and Hawk. They suck the least. Icey is a close fourth.

Jake: So I suck? :(

SANT: No, you're pretty cool. :)

Jake: :) What is your favorite thing to eat?

SANT: Ice cream sandwiches.

(bzzt)

Jake: That's tha buzza! You know what time it is?

SANT: Awkward question time?

Jake: Actually, shower time. Brb.

SANT: k

(Approximately 7 minutes later…)

Jake: AWKWARD QUESTION TIME!!!! WHAT TURNS YOU ON?!?!?!?!

SANT: AA-12 Shotguns.

Jake: BIG GUNS ARE SEXY!!!

SANT: YES!!!

Jake: ARE YOU TURNED ON BY MUNKEE D. LUFFY?!?!?

SANT: No, Trafalgar Law is sexier.

Jake: NOT THE ONE PIECE CHARACTER, I MEANT THE ADMINISTRATING ORANGUTAN WHO MAKES AWESOME BATTLES WITH HIS STRIPED CAT FRIEND!!

SANT: ye he's pretty sexy.

Jake: INDEED HE IS!!

Bantha: <3

Jake: Now on to the Bernard Pivot questionnaire.

SANT: k

Jake: What is your favorite word?

SANT: "Interrobang."

Jake: What is your least favorite word?

SANT: "Bigot."

Jake: What makes you happy?

SANT: Winning in Magic: The Gathering.

Jake: What makes you unhappy?

SANT: "Sorry, Oda's on break, no chapter next week!"

Jake: What sound do you love?

SANT: The transition in "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand.

Jake: I say. Don't you know?

SANT: You say, "You don't know?"

Jake: I say…

Both: Take me out.

SANT: *guitar*

Jake: Marvelous song.

SANT: Ye.

Jake: What sound do you hate?

SANT: Mosquitoes buzzing in my ear.

Jake: What is your favorite curse word?

SANT: Sh*t.

Jake: What profession, other than yours (if you have one), would you like to attempt?

SANT: Director.

Jake: What profession would you not like to participate in?

SANT: Ditch digging.

Jake: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

SANT: "ayyy lmao"

Jake: Anything else you'd like to say?

SANT: Everybody should read OTERB, right now, don't even comment, go read OTERB… please.

Jake: My heart breaks for you, SANT. </3 Stay tuned for another Inside the User's Studio-y episode of "Inside the User's Studio."

FIN