User blog:Four4/Dis Raps Four Hire 4- ParoThese

(Four is sitting at home and reading the newspaper. He reads an ad that calls for a Bitch Destroyer. Four smiles and goes to his studio.)

So there's a bitch up in here who needs some sanity,

With his huge fucking ego about his awful rap profanity,

There's No Glory around you, you just need to CALM DOWN,

You'll remain just a skull, take your parodies and frown,

You're a CAPS LOCKS whore, you fat teenage loser,

"Do you even lift?" Why, do you feel like fighting a bruiser?

Sure, you can say you're the best, but its far from true,

You can't possibly fight with the whole Wikia crew,

If you want some change, just start with yourself,

Besides, no one else is putting their respect on the shelf,

I'll completely obliterate you to nothing but a skull,

You and all of ERBP is so damn dull,

Tell us to pick a side, well we don't wanna fight!

Keep that through your head and your future here could be bright!