User blog:SkeepTieel/Epic Rap Battles of Stuff - Season 1 - News with a Potato

Hello!

It's-a me!

Potato!



Why a potato?

Why the fuck not?

Potato's Mom comes in*

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY JOHNNY?

FUCK YOU MOM, I'M MY OWN PERSON

YOU'RE A FUCKING POTATO YOU DIPSHIT

PLEASE MOM, I'M MAKING A FUCKING NEWS BLOG, THERE'S CHILDREN AROUND HERE

Potato sparta kicks Mom out of his room*

Ahem; sorry for that little inconvinience, lets continue.

Introduction
So you're here for the Epic Rap Battles of Stuff news?



Three battles in and already a news.

k den.

The battles haven't been much of a success, except for the Link vs Freddy Fazbear one, so go check the others out.

Here's a quick summary of my battles:

Random suggestions, any, but they have to have a connection, even if it's a silly one.

Skeep's best connection yet: F reddy Fazbear vs Link, w hy?

The original connection was only 'bags of dicks eaters' but as I came to research, they had more connections. Complicated plots, different timelines/resturants in the timeline, they had many alter bodies, Golden Freddy, Shadow Freddy, Toy Freddy, Withered Freddy and for Link, Toon Link, Dark Link, Kid Link, Train Link, Twilight Link, Webpage Link.

And this has nothing to do with the news.

Goddamnit, I had one job.

Plans
Well for ERBoS, the first season will be a short 8 battle season.

Every single season has one theme it will be rolling with.

This season is battles with three or more people, to make up for the amount of battles in this season.

This dude named SkeepTieel already planned out a few battles for the next 4 seasons.

How do I know this? I'm a potato. I know everything.

Skeep may need some guest writers for a few battles, so if you see him in chat, pm and he can discuss about the open roles or drop a request on his wall. Thank you.

Characters
You will see a lot of fictional characters in the next battles!

Because he just can do fictional characters better for some reason.

He will do historical battles when he gets a suggestion, but not now.

I will be cameoing and speaking in one of the upcoming battles, in a shape or form, dunno, I'll be cosplaying as some sort of potato.

Hints For Upcoming Battles
SkeepTieel has already made all the battle iTunes covers, so here is a ring of all of them, but keep in mind that all the unreleased ones are blurred or distorted.



And here is some hints to make them more obvious:

4.  This battle will be Grim.

5.  The enemies of a blue hero and an undecisive fat dude.

6.  Rock Fact: That Pine Tree is a hint

7.  Idiot AIs against an actual helpful robot.

8. I  would need some liquor for my karate friend, that jester thing, that rhyming actor guy on Christmas.

And for Season Two, I'll give you a few hints

1.  These video game characters bring a lot of Strife to your mind. It's also a royale.

2.  No Trixies here. It's definitely a battle of Love, Time and Creativity. A battle fit for a queen and king.

3. Movie Soundtracks, Man.

4. Its his profile picture.

iTunes Covers
If you want a sick iTunes cover made in Photoshop, Skeep can quickly hook you up with one. If you want. He's just getting more and more free time on his sick dirty little bastard hands.

You will have to drop a request down in Skeep's message wall and describe your iTunes cover. Background and stuff and logo. It'd be great if you could send me a picture of a cover.

Conclusion
Thats the end of this little pointless news blog. No one ever reads Skeep's battles anyway...

So, have a good day and try to figure out the hinted battles, okay reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, okay bye!

Yeah, yeah that's another hint.

fml, mom's back.

I- I- I'll just cut this out so you don't need to put up with her shit

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY TIMOTHY, YOU PIECE OF SH-