User blog:SPARTAN 119/ Epic Rap Battle: Haruhi Suzumiya (self-titled series) vs Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Not sure how many people will read this with the more obscure characters, but I made this a while ago and found this site to dump it on

Haruhi Suzumiya VS Madoka Kaname:





HS:

I'm normally interesting the magical and the bizarre, but this mahou shoujo is boring me so far! I know your feeling down seeing as your friends have died but you didn't try to help them, you just stood their and cried.

You... With divine powers?! That seems slightly odd. You let Kyubey live... your too soft to be a god! When this is finished, your ass will be owned! Bitch, I'm gonna prove your are more useless than Kyon!

MK:

As for why you don't deserve to be a god, I could go on for hours! For starters you do nothing but subconciously abuse your powers! You threaten the universe unless they keep you entertained! While I'm ridding the world of suffering and pain!

Your an egotistical bitch, who holds the world hostage! I'm gonna strike you down like just another witch! You'll wake up three days later in a roadside drainage ditch! You'll wish you never wrote those cheat codes on that high school soccer pitch!

HS:

Your gonna learn not to mess with Haruhi I guarantee my victory. Even my own disappearance couldn't stop me!

I'm the goddess of anime, you can't take my place! I'll beat you down and seal you in a closed space! Girl, my rhymes gonna blow right through you! I'll send you back to the corner, make you cry like Mikuru!

MK: Yeah, about Mikuru, she's just there for you to molest I'll be calling up the cops, bitch, charges gonna be pressed! I got Homura by my side, ready to unleash the hate! Time loop your ass just like Endless Fucking Eight!

My show won awards for excellence in animation A genre defining experience for a new generation Your moment of fame came and went, I'm afraid So get your ass back into the last decade!