User blog:Patts9009/Robin Hood vs William Tell --Epic Patts Battles of History

Robin Hood:
Gather 'round, Merry Men! It's time for a story.

Of how William will lose, and it will be gory.

Go on, Bill. Tell us how you "shot" the apple.

Then find your life's a lie. Too much to grapple?

Much like your “assassination” you achieved.

Cuz’ you had to bow before the hat, you got peeved.

Listen here Tell, I’m the one archer around this town.

I’ll shoot you down, now get ready for the Showdown.

William Tell:
Does thou thinkest thy shall win this battle of archers?

It is I who was already won, and planned your departure.

You’re all just a folk lore, and you have no identity.

Historians are saying your role in May Day is obscenity.

Just go back to the Monk, as it’s the only surviving text;

With your “Gest” with your Merry Men, you’re all rejects

You’ve been remade many times, from TV to Disney.

Worse than Legolas, ‘til you took an arrow to the knee.

Robin Hood:
You speak more languages than I can give credit to thee.

You poor mountainous fool, you can’t compare to me.

I’m the great Robin Hood; what are you known for?

I’ll easily steal from you, oh wait. You’re already poor.

I don’t need my followers to be able to beat you.

I’ll just aim for the Adam’s Apple, that should do.

I heard you defeated the Chimera in the revolution,

And more “journeys.” You should be in an institution.

William Tell:
You calling me a fool. Thou art a limey from over yonder.

Your relationship between Little John makes me wonder.

Oh! and nice cover-up with Maid Marian. That's clever.

Making men go on adventures with you, and it’s whoever.

Will Scarlett, Allan A'Dayle, doesn’t matter. You’ll take ‘em.

Seen excuses of adventurers better than you. You have a problem.

The Sheriff and Sir Guy of Gisbourne can catch you with ease.

Now listen to Prince John, as he announces I won. It’s his decree?

Who won? Robin Hood William Tell