User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT 13: Nessa vs. Misty

Welcome to another Rap Battle of All Time!

I'm trying to release rap battles more frequently, but I can't promise it will happen that way.

Let's dive right in this battle!

"Sword and Shield's ever so popular gym leader, Nessa, and the Tomboyish Mermaid herself, Misty, battle it out to see which water-type gym leader can rise above the other,"

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME!

NESSA

VS.

MISTY

BEGIN!

Nessa:
Let's start with a fact that's clear for us both to see:

I'm Pokemon's Marina; you're its Marie.

Should I be feeling dread? Naw, this won't be hard.

I diss so directly; my Japanese name comes from "cupid's dart".

You only fight the player in Gen II cause they scared your boyfriend away.

In one fell swoop, I'll take down this tomboyish mermaid.

Just like with Mean Look, your fate's inescapable.

Your sisters were right; you're anything but sensational.

Misty:
Nessa, I don't think you know the mess-a that you're in.

When artists got harassed for using the wrong shade for your skin.

I agree you're like Marina, but in so many more ways than one.

It's like Game Freak took her design and made it human.

I'm about to do some serving, and I don't mean the fan kind.

No Sword or Shield can help you; my raps will blow your mind.

This battle is un-Nessa-cary; just quit now.

Or my roasts will Scald you so much you won't even know how.

Nessa:
I'm not sure what's more unbelievable for you:

Your victory, or how much you aged between Gen I and Gen II.

Despite our shared types, you had no resistance.

Since you were dropped from the anime to satisfy the male audience.

Misty:
Your region's water starter's just a lizard that's depressed.

I'll cut like Game Freak cut the National Dex.

While I admit the community's reaction to you was touching,

Your raps were like Splash because they did nothing.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [The logo gets splashed with water, which it shakes off.] OF ALL TIME!

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * LaurenZSide
 * The Neighbor (Hello Neighbor)
 * SMG4
 * SkyDoesMinecraft
 * Papyrus (Undertale)
 * Wario
 * Ridley (Metroid)

Character Reveal
Alright, who tampered with the recording?:



Suggestions are still being taken for characters, so leave them in the comments below!

Poll
Who won? Nessa Misty