User blog:Zeph3456/Shrek vs FHRITP

Hello everyone, and welcome to the third episode of Awful Rap Battles of Pop Culture Season 2. Today, we have the ogre from the animation with the same name, Shrek against meme and pop culture person, FHRITP.

Cast
Oofie as FHRITP and Doge

76bl9 as Shrek

FHRITP
I came in your mom's pussy and call it victory. We are both dead memes but i don't really care. You have a tiny cock, I have a few inches to spare. You have a small weiner dude, you are my brother. I'm gonna fuck you worse than your unknown mother. I'm like Osama Bin Laden 'cause I gave birth. It's time for me to beat you Shrek, bruh.

Shrek
I'm Big Nate with a big cock and balls.

But it's okay, 'cause I'm so tall.

I'll murder you with my rhymes so kiss my arse.

I have big IQ and a really tight ARSE.

You're nothing compared to me in my trilogy.

When I beat you, you'll be nothing but my...trilogy.

Wait no, I forgot, trilogy actually rhymes with prodigy.

FHRITP
Fuck your so called rhymes, bro, I'm a Batman.

I'm gonna ruin you like I was Batman.

Give me your arm and I am gonna pinch,

I just watched Fel's Shrek vs Grinch.

Shrek
I'm so good, call me Vin Diesel,

My music is as good as the Beatles.

I'm putting this to an end so bye bye, dude.

Shrek is confirmed for ERB soon.

Doge
My name is doge, and I'm so dope,

I'm also dead meme but my dick is cold.

You are a stupid knee, stick to my balls.

Or you'll find a dead body inside your kitchen bro.

Trivia

 * This is currently the least viewed battle of season 2.
 * This is the first battle to feature a third party rapper.
 * It is the second if Thor vs Green Lantern from season 1 counted.
 * The same beat used in this battle is used in Big Nate vs Greg Heffley by Michael Currenti.