User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle of Randomness 2- No Parking Sign vs No Smoking Sign

After my Dog vs. Cat matchup, people were saying that the matchup sucked.

However, it IS rap battles of randomness.

I may not be the best, but I'm better than a few people on this wiki (coughsupermysteriouscough)

I also have not yet been banned (knock on wood)

anyway...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!!

NO PARKING SIGN!

VS!!!

NO SMOKING SIGN!!!

BEGIN

What's up punk? You wanna mess with me?
I'll kick your ass of my lot, that's a guarantee

But before I do that, I'll write you a ticket

And I can recommed a bunch of places you can stick it

No smoking? Sheesh. You know, I'm smoking hot.

I'm sign (so fine), don't tell me you forgot.

Hey, I can make disses and burn you all day

But I don't wanna waste time, so I'll tow you away.

You couldn't kick my ass, even if you had feet.
I'll light you on fire 'til you can't take the heat

How's that for a burn? You'll be going up in smoke

I hope you like the scrap heap, you rusty crap joke

Quit with the "schtick", while you're lit, I'll spit this shit quick

You think you're slick, but I'll light you up like a wick

Then you'd be breaking the rules, so that would entail

a 500 dollar fine and/or 90 days in jail

No Parking Sign:
Just shut up kiddo, you're nothing but hot air

I don't owe you any fines; I'm not going anywhere

Now you got towed, bitch. You think I was joking?

Have fun getting home, I hope you brought some bus tokens!

No Smoking Sign:

You make me laugh with you're childish swears

I've made enough from my fines that I can handle bus fares

If you don't pay your fines, then jail time is near

if you don't want bulky men "parking in your rear"

WHO WON?
No Parking Sign No Smoking Sign