User blog:Chespin the Great/The Funeral for Sloth Pope Pt. 2: We Know Now

Hey, guys. This is Chespin the Great AKA Jayhawks here. Well, a few months ago, I did a blog on the death of Meatholl's closest friend, Sloth Pope.



Until recently, we had no idea how he died. The autopsy showed nothing, but the police force kept the body in their lab to find any reactions to poisons or weaponry. Then, one day, perverted officer Dixie Normus looked at his ass, and found a bullet. He was shot. Not many people know this, but sloths' vital organs are located just outside of their ass, which is why they can't do anal sex. He was shot through the liver.

We will have more news on this tragedy later when the killer is found. Hope this blog made you laugh a little. If not, here's a picture of a monkey eating watermelon.



Chespin the Great (talk) 12:20, June 12, 2013 (UTC)