Thread:ButtSmackDatPlease/@comment-4051680-20140217023840/@comment-7218168-20140217032210

1) Yes he is, Richard I of England ruled England from July 6, 1189 to April 6, 1199, and he's better than everyone cuz he used to be the freakin king.

2) Yes I do. To butt smack dat, you must first dat smack butt, which is the coronation of a peanut butter jar. I know for fact that you happen to have a peanut butter jar, and that you have the authority to coronate it. So you must coronate a peanut butter jar backwards, where the peanut butter coronates you. After that, you can butt smack dat. So there's my paragraph.

3) Yes I would believe you, and no I would not feel gullible because a sap that is ling is a sapling and I am not one.

4) Yes. No is negative, and positive > negative, which ultimately means yes is better. If you need more explanation, and, as you can see here, positive has been used much more in books over the years than negative has. Also, negative means opposite of positive, and "Opposite Of Positive" was an axis leader in World War II.

Also, "Y.E.S." are the initials of the man who created the universe in Norse mythology (Yammel Evan Suzy). "N.O." are the initials of Adolf Hitler's great-great-great-great x82 grandfather (Nathan Olmosohy), and without him, Hitler would have never been born.

5) By the name of our motherly loaf of bread. Without it the world would be covered with venomous snakes. After the snakes all died out, the world would turn into a black hole and implode, turning into a waffle. Here, let me explain:

The motherly loaf of bread destroys venom my sucking it up and letting Luke Skywalker absorb it with his teeth, making some snakes not venomous. And snakes prevent black holes by using their aura. I got this information from Webster's Dictionary, by the way.

6) Yes and no.

7) Approximately 50,675x

8) You'll find the answer by opening your eyes, looking up at the skies, and seeing.

9) Thunderbolt and lightning are very, very frightning me, so no.

10) I am here because the motherly loaf of bread sent me, and, nobody likes me; so no.