User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Gallade vs Spartacus

It's been quite awhile. I hadn't done any writing in the past month because I had some bad writers block when it came to writing lyrics.

But, I'm back. I think. Maybe.

I still have a list of Pokemon vs History episodes I want to do. Each of them will come out slowly.

December 15th will be a christmas-specific episode of WikiMAD. I also plan on getting some guest writers for WikiMAD. I haven't asked the people I was gonna ask for, but it'll definitely be __________ and _________________.

So that'll be awesome.

In any case, this is a battle I've actually wanted to work on for awhile, but the information of who Spartacus was and what he fought for varied between media outlets, which was a fairly difficult thing, but I did some stuff.

Anyway, time for the return of Pokemon vs History (again), with Gallade vs Spartacus.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

GALLADE

VERSUS

SPARTACUS

BEGIN!

Gallade
As a master of Courtesy, I insist that you lose first

For when I bend my elbows I slice and dice a guy with no shirt

It’s an instant intention with frequent direction

When I direct your attention to your dead civilisation

So go back to Senerchia, you can take the Appian way

Oh wait, no one could find your body to this day

But when you try to strike a Gallade, your future is solidified

and just like your enslavement, my acts have been Justified

Spartacus
I best mend a broken spirit, but one such as my own

You look like a knight… but one that just can’t phone home

I fought my own war, began abolishing slavery

While you just do bupkis and try calling it bravery

Lower your guard, and I will kill you on the first rush

Take away the dawn stone, and watch as your blood gushed

But there is a similarity, for fighting is a part of us

But I’ll end this fated reunion, for I am Spartacus!

Gallade
RRRRRRRRRRAUGH!

Mega Gallade
I rack up my attack, get stacks upon stacks

Until I break down this Sparta-loving slack

Kicking ass with Close Combat, a feat you can never achieve

Since this “gladiator” was already tricked in Sicily!

You were betrayed by pirates, a foolish mark of trust

As my psychic/fighting abilities leave you in the dust

So next time you come to me and commit swordplay

It’ll end like the deal you lost in Pompey

Spartacus
You do not know my heart! I can rip you apart!

And cut this psycho like a double battle played smart

I’ve lead a legion of roman slaves to their freedom

While my entire history is preserved at museums

You will never experience the joy that entails

For you’re only a minor character in your tales

You must accept this fate, or you will be destroyed

For I doubt they’d let a pokemon like you get deployed

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES

~Swords slash~

POKEMON VS HISTORY

polls
Who won? Gallade/Mega Gallade Spartacus

Hint for the next battle
''Come on. I'll whip y'all with three arms tied behind my back.''