User blog:Lucide Star/DCRB 38: Zatanna vs Trixie



Tis the season! Sorry for the delays with these last 3 battles. The last 4 months of this year were rather relentless from work, but I still got plenty of drive left to finish off S3!

Battle


VS



Battle starts at 0:13

Trixie:
It’s the great and powerful Trixie! Need I repeat my name?

I’m the best showpony that’s ever existed on this mortal plane!

A rabbit from a hat? No problem. Stopping ursas? No sweat

It’d take a world ending threat to stop me from doing my set

With your sad magic, you’d need that skimpy outfit to distract

You couldn’t even work out your tricks on a lonely bat

I’m a horse shoe-in to win. You’re barely second class

Trixie is the highest level unicorn. You’re just a solo act

Zatanna:
Uhm, never heard of you. Are you sure you’re that famous?

Or is your ego so overblown that you’re really that shameless?

I was born with magic genes. You don’t even wear pants

A big dose of Zanny always comes in before the crash

You can cast a few spells, sure, but I’m the real magician

Even Starlight’s more talented than you. Girl, are you trippin?

What we have here is a total novice rebelling against the master

I’m killing you with this track. Don’t make me say it backwards

Trixie:
That all you got? Yawn, Trixie’s getting bored with this

One punch to the throat and all your magic is useless

It’s clear why you’re a vegetarian. You can’t handle any beef!

Time for me to send this Magic Maid back to the dirty city streets

You always pull the same stunts. Even my worst could best you

With your limited abilities, it’s no wonder your dad left you!

Trixie is destined to be the greatest equine the world has ever seen

While sad Ms. Zee goes back to Shadowcrest for eternity

Zatanna:
You barely appear once a season. You ever think of the reason why?

I’ll give you a hint: something to do with how you always bitch and cry

You’re handed endless chances, but still stuck on the side

Your fandom’s full of man-children, and even they just hang you dry

I’m out of your league. Da Vinci’s blood runs through my veins

My mind’s full of infinite tricks. All you do is turn the page

If you rage against this mage, I'll be the last one you engage

You may be a performer, but Zatanna always owns the stage