User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Leonidas vs Sparty

Intro
FLYSCRATCH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!

LEONIDAS

VS....

SPARTY!!! BEGIN!

Leonidas
Spartans let's start this show this phony upstart whose the hardest

facing me is a big mistake,

your nothing but a fake,

just a man in a costume and now i am sending you yto your fate,

all your fans are sweaty jocks and peopl who buy yout t shirts,

you measure your spirit by your networth,

call me michigan cause i'm taking your team down,

gonna kill all the people you got in your town.

your abs are hard but mine are harder,

bring it you pansy this is sparta


 * kicks sparty into the pit but he comes out*

Sparty
not so fast i get the crowd pumped up like it was my job.

your people are nothing but fat slobs,

while you and your men were scouting.

i took the world by storm and won several mascot compeitions.

i got muscles more then you got flab.

if you hate on me i'll just dab,

we won several trophie you just hunt for sport,

you got pillaged by the persians you should just deport,

you failed your misson buddy your only known for a violent and a subpar sequel.

your not even close to my equal.

Leonidas
you talk the talk but can't walk the walk.

you look like something my child would draw with colored chalk.

your team sucks more then my wide when we're busy in bed,

i will kill on the spot and on my wall i will hang your big ass head.

you can't flow me you'll be on your knees.

i got real armor real weapons this ensures my victory.

i'm leonidas bitch the mighty spartan leader,

you only lead people who drink two liters,

i prefer oregon more then you atleast he can do so many pushup's.

so best leave now before i smack a bitchup.

Sparty
nobody knows who you are your forgotten old man,

you failed because of backaches yeah your really bad,

i'm pumped up for battle i got these guns to prove it, *flexes and says pow*

your outgunned outmatched your in the pit,

i'm a mascot icon you are just out of date,

and by the way your movie wasn't worth the wait,

spartacus was a better warrior your armor makes your look chunky,

comapred to me you look like a huge monkey,

why do you have a cape you can't even fly.

now it's time i leave now goodbye.

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!

FLYSCRATCH'S *throws a spear* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!