User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything S1E8: Malcom Wheeler-Nicholson vs Martin Goodman

Hello. Today we have the creator of DC, Malcom Wheeler-Nicholson. He is up against Martin Goodman, the creator of Marvel. We will see who is the better comic creator.

Nice Peter as Malcom Wheeler-Nicholson, Iron Man, Captain America, and Hawkeye

EpicLLOYD as Martin Goodman, Bruce Banner, and Thor

Mary Doodles as Black Shadow

DeStorm Power as Quicksilver

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

MALCOM WHEELER-NICHOLSON

VS

MARTIN GOODMAN

Malcom Wheeler-Nicholson
I'll win this Martin, this time it won't be Pulp Fiction!

The Unspectacular Martin is gonna face his conviction

I can't buy your Earths, they are the worst

It's DC, I'm a MC, you just can't drop a verse.

Meet Martin, a super idiot who got his credit stolen.

After your characters, you need an asterisk (not a colon)!

I carried advertising across the Finish Line

Can't buy a superhero that uses the magic of rhymes.

I served 6 years in the Cavalry, not your ordinary weak-ass team.

While my own superhero's villains are just in his dreams.

Martin Goodman
Your iconic heroes can't match up the community I've created.

Because your lead in comics is just outdated.

Batman in Wales can't beat Uncanny Tales

When it comes to making villains I got Three Rails

Malcom Wheeler-Nicholson
I got Superman, Batman characters to remember.

Getting rerestructured like Black September

Martin Goodman
My raps are killing like characters getting killed off.

Gotta lot of characters, so feel the Scotts

Malcom Wheeler-Nicholson
Can't stick with with people affected by radioactive chemicals, that's tender

"Kiss my ass" bitch please, get a fucking new Avenger

Martin Goodman
Hulk smash your wife, flatten your ass on the floor.

The people who work at DC are attention whores.

Can't get new plots so you use reveangance.

And this little kid just got his

Avengers
AVENGEANCE!

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YYYYOU DECIDEE!

EPIC RAAAP- (flips page)

BATTLES OF EVERYTHINGGGG!

ASA
Hello. Today I have to mention something. In two weeks, I'm gonna put up Trump vs Clinton. Leave suggestions for 3rd party characters as well as suggestions for the next battle. Check here --> User blog:The Jonie <-- for battles I published earlier. Peace off.