User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.48: Napoleon Bonaparte vs Fidel Castro

Here we go!

'Amazing Battle' - Missy Elliott

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

VS

FIDEL CASTRO

BEGIN!

Fidel Castro

It's the world greatest dictator taking on a fucking french frog,

I may have been arrested in the past but today I'll be top dog.

I've been prime minister and president, what have you got?

It says here, emperor of France? Ha! That clearly says a lot.

I formed an alliance with Russia and no-one complained.

Expect from that war, where the Americans were chained.

Go rewrite the Napoleonic code, and make sure you include the details.

Fuck off back to France, little corporal and continue to suck off snails.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Oh look, it's the one who invented socialist Cuba, are you barmy?

I will defeat you like the Prussians, say hello to the grand army.

No-one knows you now, ever since your brother Raul took over.

And just like the French Revolution, I'm about to take over,

Don't drink too much, before you wash up on the pigs bay.

So you better watch this french legend as it is in my DNA.

The only myth around here is how you got elected not my height.

So you better listen up Fidel, before I stick your head on a pike.

Fidel Castro

Napoleon, you were defeated at Waterloo, but died of stomach cancer.

I'm the reason Cuba is so successful, bitch! Just call me your master.

You went on a trip for 100 days, but that's too long for me.

Guess what! Fidel Castro has just scored another victory.

Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't believe your right, you chain smoking bastard.

Run back to Cuba because you don't meet my standard.

I hear you're scared of America, so here is James Buchanan.

So you better shut up Castro, before I fire you out of a cannon.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

