User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Round 1 Tournament- A Fruit Salad vs. A Mailbox

This battle hurt my brain to write lyrics for. A fruit salad raps against a mailbox. Read at your own risk. Votes for this tournament will be accepted until tomorrow at noon central US time.

RAMNDON RAP BETTLE OF RAMNDOMNESS

FRUIT SALAD

VS

A MAILBOXXX

BEEGIN

Fruit Salad:

Why don't you ship yourself away, for real yo.

'cause your recycled material spitting recyled material

You crack under pressure, I've got huge grapes

Hold my banana- wait. You're not the right shape

Epicnail, this mailbox is so full of fail

it raps like epic crap, Dog's wagging its tail

hoping that I lose, but don't get confused

you'll get flagged, go to youtube and report abuse

a mailbox:

Throught the rain, snow, and the stormy weather

I can weather the elements, get your shit together

I'm solid plastic, you're a fruity bowl of fruit

I pack a fruit punch, I'll be leaving you bruised

Ii bet you're creaming yourself, thinking you've already won

But you'll be bitter like grapefruit after this battle's done

Look at your fruity ass, tryna talk smack

No slack, I'll attack and crack on this snack

Fruit Salad:

No one writes letters but inmates and pen pals

I'd win if I quit after I rapped line ten, pal

and 10/10 of ten times I would win again, pal

Because I'm a beast, hell. Just call me Ben Gal

a mailbox:

You're not even tasty, let alone a real salad

I sent you a free L, all your claims are invalid

I've got the dub and the dog and the tourney in the bag

You're a bunch of bull, let me raise my red flag

WHO WINNERED

WHO fruit salad mailbox