User blog:Iamthelegion/Cupcakes vs Sweeney Todd

Ohai there. This battle is finally happening cuz Leo finally got around to making the title cards. It features award-winning short story slasher Sweeney Todd against MLPasta Cupcakes to see whom is the greater cannibal patissier. The thanks goes to me for coming up with this idea. Leo did title cards for me for the first time, so that's new. Battle four, yeah.

Cast and background
Joe as audio, Legion as video for Sweeney Todd in his catacomb lair

IDKyet as Cupcakes in wherever the video I use has her :/



VS!

The Battle:
Sweeney Todd:

Welcome to Victorian England luv, fancy a shave?

Stepping to the Demon Barber? You sure're brave

Real killings come Fleet when I'm on the street

Slash lyrically, drop Ms death of the party & the beat

Musically experienced, lines fly like pies when I rhyme

You're a mere animal, barely worthy of my precious time

Face it luv, I terrorize this island more than the Ripper

Whereas I wouldn't liken your skill's value to a stripper

Brutally maim you just like you did to poor Dashie

But even your remake is just me rehashed, see?

Stepping to this literature masterpiece ensures doom

You and me? I'm killer, you're teamed with Apple Bloom

<p style="color:#FF69B4"> Cupcakes:

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Must say, I've eaten what you've made, I don't Lovett

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Eat a little cupcake, more than delicious, plain above it

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Hating on my assistant? You've a mere orphan at best

<p style="color:#FF69B4">You were a joke with the Deppth in backstory, no less

<p style="color:#FF69B4">I dominate a "man" who kills over pearls and pennies

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Make you into a fresh batch, though it'll please the least

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Cloud running six times better, you stand no chance

<p style="color:#FF69B4">You're a total failure, determinable from a glance

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Doubt you'd last long, best make one beating enough

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Thought you'd survive, but Todd, you're number's up! <p style="color:#8A0707">Sweeney Todd:

<p style="color:#8A0707">Is that all you got, luv? Barely a mouthful

<p style="color:#8A0707">Rotten through like rat meat and plain uncool

<p style="color:#8A0707">Ravishing in rapping and loving, undefeatable

<p style="color:#8A0707">Hack through you, like a cleaver, you're sure dull

<p style="color:#8A0707">My lines are colder than a Burke and Hare delivery

<p style="color:#8A0707">You target women, but only now do I break chivalry

<p style="color:#8A0707">Dickens knew who I was before I even existed

<p style="color:#8A0707">No-one knows you now bleach-face went ballistic

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Cupcakes:

<p style="color:#FF69B4">I'm the internet horror queen haunting Brony dreams

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Against a barber based off a killer nobody's seen

<p style="color:#FF69B4">You're more foul than the contents of your street's gutter

<p style="color:#FF69B4">And you need a shot for lucidity with that verbal clutter

<p style="color:#FF69B4">Enlighten me on the reasons for your alleged victory?

<p style="color:#FF69B4">You'll be missing like your first film, not even history

<p style="color:#FF69B4">I don't imagine even your surviving customers return

<p style="color:#FF69B4">If your finance relies on salty pastries badly burnt WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! WHO'S NEXT? WHO DECIDES?

See you... next tiiime (text turns from white to black as if something is dripping onto it)

Outro:
Who won this verbal contest? Cupcakes Sweeney Todd

Oh, and the hint is all tripe.