User blog:Iamthelegion/Eric Cartman vs Ben 10 - Cartoonament

For User:Dean624's Cartoonament, he pit me, portraying Benjamin "Ben 10" Kirby Tennyson of the franchise Ben 10, against Voice, portraying Eric Cartman of the franchise South Park, in a contest to see whether the xenophobic or xenophilic kid is better. Cover was by Mattfgt, so thx to him <3.

Ben 10:

Better Watch the Skies, Porky, or you'll leave in a Cart, man

You're a half-ass Hitler who couldn't win in Imaginationland

This'll be my Perfect Day, a Man of Action against a dolt

You make Upchuck look anorexic and justify Cannon's bulk

Tried to Rock Hard while my Diamondhead thrilled the ladies

Not just your mother's a dirty slut, your words beTrey you

And Sexual Harassment Panda couldn't stop you being fucked, dude

Hear "They killed Cartman!" because you stepped to a Tennyson

Galactic Code says I'm the only with with authoritah, embarrassing?

Cartman:

IDK

Ben 10:

TBD

Cartman:

AFK

What is the best TV series in the world? Ben 10 Ben 10: Alien Force Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Ben 10: Omniverse