User blog:0ShadowStories/Jimi Hendrix VS Kurt Cobain

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Jimi Hendrix VS Kurt Cobain! BEGIN!

Hendrix:

I hope you're ready when you come to battle.

I'll beat you anywhere, from Washington to Seattle.

You're generation X? We'll i'm Generation A.

Schooling punk ass rock stars every single day.

The Experience of a lifetime is waiting for you here.

You joined the 27 Club as the blood came out your ear.

I inspired rock and roll! You inspired suicide!

Hall of Fame? Until 2014, you were denied.

Cobain:

Get Ready Jimi, cause you're about to hear it.

Cause this battle is about to Smell Like Teen Spirit.

I'm the spokesman of a whole generation.

You never even made it your high school graduation.

No one remembers you, you're not on anyone's television set.

This is one experience you won't ever forget!

To go to your concert, you have to be deaf and blind.

I was going to keep battling, but you've lost, so Nevermind.

Hendrix:

Look who's talking about not finishing high school.

Two weeks before you dropped out, you think you're cool?

I fought in the army, you didn't do jack shit.

You'll be seeing my Purple Haze so you better submit.

I'll destroy my guitar just to prove a point.

You couldn't rock the stage in any joint.

The rock charts show that i'm above.

No one loves you, not even Courtney Love!

For now on, when you face me and try to spit a rhyme

Remember that i'm greatest guitarist of all time!

Cobain:

My #1 hits are like radiation, their atomic.

I'm playing concerts while you choke on your own vomit.

Your band broke up and left you all alone.

I guess i don't even have to knock you off your throne.

You did this all to yourself, so don't ever forget.

The little fame you had was all you were gonna get.

Even today, Nirvana is on every teens iPod

From the grave, i can still hear everyone applaud!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.