The Cat in the Hat

The Cat In the Hat helped battle for Dr. Seuss against William Shakespeare in Epic Rap Battles of History 12. He was played by Nice Peter

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The Cat in the Hat is a famous fictional character by Dr. Seuss.

Verse 1:
I would not, could not, on a boat

reade any of the boring ass plays you wrote.

Even Horton doesn't want to hear you

And Cindy Lou who is afraid to go near you.

You bore people to death.

You leave a classroom lookinglike the end of Macbeth.

I entertain a child of any age.

You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page.

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat.

Think your ruffle-neck ass is gonna rap to that?

I got a best-selling book about me coming back.

Verse 2:
You rap fast you do, yes you rap fast it's true.

But lets see how you rap verses Thing 1 & 2.