User blog:Bobdave/Magikarp vs Feebas. Rap Battles of the Pokédex Season 1

Woo! My new series is starting! This'll be the last blog for about a week, promise <3

I don't really have much to say apart from enjoy reading and give suggestions. Although if you suggest something, it may not happen for a while because I've got the first two seasons and half of Season 3 planned out. However, if there's an idea I like more than one I already have then I may replace it, allowing you to see that battle sooner than if I were to add it to the end of the list. So without further ado, here's Magikarp vs Feebas, the Rap Battle of the Pokédex Season 1 premiere!

The Beat (Speed it up to 1.25 using the settings gear)

Announcer:
RAP BATTLES OF THE POKÉDEX



VS



BEGIN!

Magikarp:
This sick fish is 'bout to beat this weak-ass Feebas

I'm the OG Splash master, can't you see that?

You're famed for being shabby and ugly

Catch you on a tackle, I attack like a Tackle in rugby

Rapping sharp, leave you Rattled when you battle Magikarp

I'll trounce you while I'm Bouncing over mountains in a massive arc

This ain't Jurassic Park, but you look a damn lot like a fossil

You'll get throttled, so just Swift Swim back into the coral

Feebas:
It must be difficult to be so Oblivious to the simple fact

You're pitiful and miserable and known for your wimpy Splash

It's my base move, maybe, but wait, TMs and HMs

Are sure to make you feel Frustration when you face them

All Pokédexes, no exceptions show that you are prone to failure

When it comes to rap you only Flail while this pro assails ya

Red and Blue to Omega Ruby, Alpha Sapphire, you're awful satire

Slaughter you, I may be Water but Feebas just spat fire

Gyarados:
I'll Intimidate this imation, create waves, make way

You can't defeat the serpent from the Lake of Rage

<font color=#40E0D0>My reputation's insane, rampage, cause destruction

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0>You're a fucking disgrace compared to the Taunting, Crunching

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0>Water Gunning, sorta stunning, more than cunning Gyarados

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0>Here's a dose of why I'm the one the ocean fears most

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0>I coast through battles, your shitty lyrics make me Snore

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0>I shoulda warned ya, you simply can't retort to my Roar!

<font color=#F0E896>Milotic:
<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>You've failed to prepare yourself for my Disarming Voice

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>You bark an alarming choice of rhymes while I create a calming noise

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>I usually dispel arguments but I must make an exception

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>Cuz this raging waste of space needs a Hydro Pump Refreshment

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>The most elegant Pokémon to ever step into battle

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>Aqua Tail your ass back to a splashy little Mackerel

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>Spit a Twister, Hail, rhymes evolving like they gripped a Prism Scale

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>You shoulda listened and pissed off cuz now Milotic prevails!

Announcer:
<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> WHO WON?

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> WHO'S NEXT?

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> YOU DECIDE

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> RAP (splashes about)

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> BATTLES (glows)

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> OF... OF... (grows larger and roars...)

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896> OF THE POKÉDEX!!!

<font color=#805852><font color=#40E0D0><font color=#F0E896>



Who Won? Magikarp/Gyrados Feebas/Milotic