User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Leonardo da Vinci vs. Leonardo (TMNT)

Legendary Renaissance artist Leonardo da Vinci faces off with Leonardo of the Ninja Turtles in a battle of rhymes! Who wins? You decide!

Da Vinci:

I am Da Vinci, the essential Italian genius

Prepare yourself little turtle, cause I’m about to get furious

My successes are looked upon by many great scholars

You are just praised by fat nerds who desperately need showers

While I’m making paintings, you are living in a sewer

You hang with a yellow-clad whore and you smell like manure

You’ll be served into soup, with a side of cheddar

I’ll rip you to pieces, just call me the Shredder



Leonardo (TMNT):

Cowabunga! It’s Leo! Out of my brothers, I’m the hardest

Watch me brutally own this puny Renaissance artist

It’s funny how you think you can talk trash to me

Cause when this is over, my sword is the last thing you’ll see

I’m a trained ninja master, you just play around with toys

<p class="MsoNormal">Your trainer Verrocchio most likely had a thing for little boys

<p class="MsoNormal">My raps will own you, because they come so much faster

<p class="MsoNormal">Say what you will, Da Vinci, but at least I wasn’t born a bastard

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<p class="MsoNormal">Da Vinci:

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s it! You’ve gone way too far, you ugly green turd

<p class="MsoNormal">My disses and rhymes will be the last thing you will have ever heard

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll stick the Mona Lisa up your ass, then after that, the Last Supper

<p class="MsoNormal">After I’m finished, I’ll do the same thing to your three brothers

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leonardo (TMNT):

<p class="MsoNormal">Sit down and shut up, you lonely bearded Italian prick

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause your lame ass rhymes are making us all really sick

<p class="MsoNormal">Why don’t you go back to Italy and get my bros and I a pizza

<p class="MsoNormal">Master Splinter’s calling for me, so goodbye, see yah!

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Who won? Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo (TMNT)