David Copperfield

"Got the slim fingers that were built for slights!"

- David Copperfield

David Copperfield battled Harry Houdini in David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper
David Copperfield was born on September 16, 1956 under the name David Seth Kotkin. He is an American illusionist known as one of the world's most famous magicians and wealthiest entertainers. Copperfield's most popular illusions include walking through the Great Wall of China, making the Statue of Liberty disappear and reappear, and escaping from a flaming raft over Niagara Falls. Highlights in his career include winning twenty-one Emmy Awards, setting eleven Guinness World Records, earning a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and more. Additionally, Copperfield was knighted by the French government, becoming the first magician to receive the Chevalier of Arts and Letters. He has grossed over $4 billion in his career, the most out of any solo entertainer in the world.

Verse 1:
When I was a child, you were a god to me.

I had to do what you do,

Now you're like a Chinese wall to me;

Bitch, I'll walk right through you.

This ain't the magic that you're used to.

I float a rose, hands free, like it's Bluetooth.

My grand illusions make your parlor tricks irrelevant,

The foot of Lady Liberty is stomping on your elephant.

You failed at making movies, and you failed at making kids,

You should stick to what you're good at and lock them lips!

(Ooh!) Here's a tidbit that might drive you nuts,

I bought half your shit, and I keep it locked up!

Got the slim fingers that were built for slights,

You're a chunky stuntman dressed in tights!

You talk shit about your hero; that ain't right!

But you can look up to me now; I know you like heights!

Verse 2:
See what they'd be watching if it wasn't for me?

I remind the world that magic is supposed to make you happy!

While you waste time proving everybody wrong,

I'm backstage getting my supermodel groove on!

You should relax, take a private trip,

To my private island; suck my private dick!

(Uh!) I'll summon up a little Halloween brunch:

Deep-fried sucker with a side of punch!

Trivia

 * According to Peter, David Copperfield is one of his childhood heroes.
 * The real David Copperfield had shared the battle in a twitter post.
 * This makes him the ninth rapper to have responded to his battle.