User blog:TCalderon/Midnight vs Christian Grey - Weeb Shit vs Anything (Valentine's Day Special)

This is probably the dirtiest matchup I'll ever do. I thought of this at the last minute, could not stop laughing, and thought it'd be perfect for Valentine's Day... yeh.

Christian Grey, the male dreamboat from Fifty Shades of Grey vs Midnight, the sensuous female pro-hero from My Hero Academia! These two battle it out to see who is the true dominator in this very... steamy bonus installment.

WEEB SHIT VS ANYTHING!

CHRISTIAN GREY VS  '''MIDNIGHT!  BEGIN!!!'''

Christian Grey: 

Mr. Grey won’t see you now; you’re forbidden from my playroom,

You’re not fit to survive it; you got outsmarted by a grape, dude!

The thought of this broad being a pro-hero is just crazy!

The role for “sexy server of justice” is now taken by Mt. Lady!

I’m the peak of perfection; attracting money and ladies,

You look like something I would see in a porno from the eighties!

It’s a rap interview, and after reading through your file,

I can say, for all my quirks, at least I’m not a pedophile!

Midnight:

Nice suit, Hugh Hefner; guess beggars ain’t one to choose

They put me up against a pervert with severe mommy issues

I won’t be dominated by this glorified fanfiction

Whoop you so bad, you’ll wanna go back to the kitchen!

I’ll whip your ass like Indy, there’s no escape from this beating

Then I’ll take pleasure in watching as you’re squirming and shrieking!

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a pompous brat, man!

I’ll bring you more trauma than a pimp’s backhand!

Christian Grey:

With those low-blows you’re giving, it’s no question that you’re wanting this!

But as much as you should be punished, I will not be accepting it!

Cause even if I wasn’t committed to my one true bride,

Try-hard flirts in their thirties are just not my type!

Midnight:

'''Trying to diss me for my age? Well, here’s something to make you shudder;'''

The only people reading your books are single horny mothers!

Of all the play times that I’ve had, this has got to be the worst!

So while I may have won this fight; I’m not the one who came first...

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

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Who Won? Midnight Christian Grey -

Opponents in need for hire!

Oscar the Grouch

Principle Krupp/Captain Underpants

Maki Nishikino (lowkey wanna put her against Knuckles the Echidna)

Mega Man (I kinda wanna do Mega Man vs Astro Boy for Weeb Shit vs Anything, but I feel like it might be too obvious)