User blog:Coolmemeboy2003/Epic Rap Battles of Names - Season 1: Scorpion vs Ryu

It's time for my greatest battle yet. Today we have Street Fighter's Scorpion against Mortal Kombat's Ryu. Finally I can move past those other horribly made battles into great things like these. Hopefully you will like this better. Let the battle begin.



                                                         Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkhewLsOVcc

Battle
(Beat starts at 0:30)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NAMES

 

VS.

sike nigga u thought



BEGIN!

Ryu
im gonna kick u in the face with my dance kick

call me charlie brown because your fatalityes are GOOD GRIEF

yoyour a cancer dancer, call me guile prancer dancer

ill hadouken you in the balls cancer dancer

ill block u, call u skeep or truth

the only time ill see that skeleton is his tooth

cum over here and squirt into my mouth

no? well ill shoruken u out

Scorpion
fag thats so gay i bet you fap to sonya blade

speaking of blade is your dildo a blade

if anyone makes mean comments i will put them in a battle and humilate them

your a cluck cluck hen

im yellow because you gave me hepatitis

ill be smoking that fire and jiggling akumas tits

toasty all day thats why youll never get laid

fag thats so gay i bet you fap to sonya blade

Ryu
ill have a medium pizza, soda, breadsticks and mousse

make that pizza pepporoni i have nothing to lose

ive had a look at your bugs, and i know their insane

all those damb spears are messing with my brain

Scorpion

 * insert reference on how ryu was put into smash and no one cared*


 * insert joke about how many clones there are about ryu*


 * insert how no one likes street fighter anymore*


 * filler line finishing up with fatality*

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *Tra-La-Laa!* NAMES!!!!

Hint
Exhaust vs Exhausted