User blog:Awesomesix/ERBs with stripper names

I got the idea yesterday from chat. I decided that since Flare was a very punny user, that why not ask him to help? So together, me and him gave birth to the best thing possible: Epic Rap Battles of History, with stripper names. So, without further ado...

Season 1

 * 1) Long "John" Lennon vs Bill OpenWidely
 * 2) Dark Gaybar vs Analf Beadler
 * 3) Babe Lincoln vs Fuck Whorris
 * 4) Sarah Paleme vs Lady Oh,gaga~
 * 5) Hulk Hogasm and Macho "Man" vs Kim Dong-Fill
 * 6) Justin Freeber vs Loadwang van Bavetoven
 * 7) Hieneystein vs Stephen Cockring
 * 8) Genghis "Wrath of" Khan vs Easter Hunny
 * 9) Napoleon Bonerhard vs Napoleon "Dynamight"
 * 10) Willy Wang vs "Big Ben" Franklin
 * 11) Grandballs vs Dumblewhore
 * 12) Dr. Loose vs Shake"spears"
 * 13) Mr. D vs Mr. Lodger
 * 14) Colonbust vs Captain Dick
 * 15) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD

Season 2

 * 1) Dark Gaybar vs Analf Beadler 2
 * 2) Mastur Queef vs Leoniceass
 * 3) Merry o'Bros vs the Right Bros
 * 4) Michael Whackson vs Elvis Pressme
 * 5) Marilyn Monhoe vs Cleopatdatass
 * 6) Steve "Jobs" vs Bill Gaytes
 * 7) Wank Sinatra vs Freddie Uranus
 * 8) Barack Omama vs Mitt Romney
 * 9) Doc Round vs Doctor Blew You
 * 10) Bruce Dee vs Clit Eatswood
 * 11) Fapman vs Sherlock Blowmes
 * 12) Hoses vs Sandy Prowls
 * 13) Ohdam vs Fuck Me-Eve
 * Oh, Godhi~ vs Hardin Luther King, Jr.
 * 1) Thomas Headisin vs Nikola Tesla "D"
 * 2) The Ruthless Babe vs "Lance" Armstrong (iykwim)
 * 3) Plowzart vs Skrillsex
 * 4) "Big Dick Mystic" Rasputin vs Not Stalin'

Season 3

 * 1) Dark Gaybar vs Analf Beadler 3
 * 2) Blackcock vs Al Cablown
 * 3) Miley "Stewardess" Cyrus vs Joan of Booty Arch
 * 4) Bob "Happy little accidents" vs Ross vs Pablo Pricasso
 * 5) Michael Whoredan vs Muhammered Ali
 * 6) Donald Hump vs Ebesqueezeher Boob
 * 7) Prick Smile vs Walter's Pride
 * 8) Blowku vs Clark Kunt, A.K.A. "Superman"
 * 9) Stephen Wang vs Edgar Allan Hoe
 * 10) Sir Isuck Hugethings vs Bill Thigh
 * 11) Whorege Washing"ton" vs Willy Flawless
 * 12) Leonardo da Bitchi, Michelangelho, Do-me-fellow and Emcee Raphellatio vs Teenage Masculine Naked Teambangers

Season 4

 * 1) Ghostfuckers vs Bitchbusters
 * 2) Blowmeo and Screwmeyet? vs Boning and Syde Bitch
 * 3) Leus vs Whor
 * 4) Jack the Stripper vs Hannibal Erecter
 * 5) Oprah In Free vs Ellen TheGenerous
 * 6) Steven "Spill"berg vs Allfree Hitchmycock