User blog:NeoBranwen711/Nora Valkyrie vs Amy Rose. Epic Rap Battles: RWBY vs History Season 1

this is probably a bad idea

i wrote like

all but amy's first 4 lines in like

2 hours

so they probably aren't good

but we have joe as nora and hes good there

so vote for him or whatever

rom wrote amy's first 4 lines and since then he's quit this series R.I.P his stuff was good

Anyways

Today we have the hyperactive, hammer wielding member of JNPR, Nora Valkyrie, facing off against obsessed friend and fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, in a battle of hammer wielding, pink colored girls with huge crushes on their friends.

Woohoo

Thanks to Stoff for the cover ill add the other image shit later i know the coding is garbage again idk what happened

Introduction
Epic Rap Battles: Rwby vs History!

Nora Valkyrie!

Versus!

Amy Rose!

Begin!

Amy Rose:
Forget Ruby, I'm the sweetest most glamorous rose

With an emerald in Hand ,the chaos will unfold

Going loco like Loki on this wannabe Thor joke

It’s no use for this Silver, cause I´m a olympic gold

This Valkyrie will feel more than just a boop

When my Piko Piko Hammer shows no Mercy, oops!

Your Ren Mania shows no signs of stopping

But you finally saying how you feel? That’d be really shocking!

Nora Valkyrie:
This is finally happening!

A rap between this pitiful squirrel and the force of Thor Nora

Channel lightning directly, but this won’t shock scores of ya

The breaking news is that legendary Valkyrie is set to get on it

Zone you out of rap, send a hero back to stalking Sonic

I’m the hardy hearty huntress, who’s hard to handle, hunny

You’re hardly hunky lacking the Knuckles to battle and be funny

Nora smashes any opponent who’s slow to the commotion

You kill Grimm for fun? I slay to protect my people over the night

Amy Rose:
You remind me of Big searching for Froggy: Boring

Took 4 whole seasons to finally hear your backstory

Then it turned out you were just a whiney little orphan

And the only reason you’re who you are is because of Ren!

Nora Valkyrie:
Your lyrics dropped, mine rose, like Amy’s blood alcohol percent(ohhh)

When she knew she would never escape Sonic’s Green Hill friendzone

This curvy furry should find herself verseing off with Kirby

There’s no boom to your bitch, your series flowered too early

Who won?!

Who's next?!

You Decide!

Epic Rap Battles: RWBY vs History!

Who won? Nora Valkyrie Amy Rose