User blog:GabrielolXP/Alex Hirsch vs Samuel Morse. Epic Rap Gabriel of History

Hey there, I assume you never read my latest, ewest, most terrible blog. Here is a SORT OF legit battle, if anyone even care. Welcome to Epic Rap Gabriel of History, which is a series I replaced the word "Battles" with my name because I can't think of a better name.

Today, we have American animator, storyboard artist of cartoons like Fish Hooks, The Marvolous Misadventures of Flapjack, and creator of the acclaimed animated show, Gravity Falls, Alex Hirsch, rapping against 19th century portrait painter, artist, and inventor of various machines, with the most well-knowned of them all, the Morse Code, Samuel Morse, to see who is the better artist associate with codes. Modern? or Old-fashioned?

Beat: Madness (by Hollywood Legend Production)

Battle
(Note: Alex Hirsch in red, Samuel Morse in brown , Stanley Pines in gray .)

EPIC RAP GABRIEL OF HISTORY!



VS!



BEGIN! Lyrics =

Alex Hirsch: (0:11)
Them’s fighting words, it is good to be back!

Names Alex Hirsch, and I take it you’re some kind of copycat?

This is a verbal war, allow the civilian give you a lecture,

Shut your yaps! Prepare for raps smoother than the oil on Jupiter!

I’m a fish infect with Dropsy, coughing out germs and rhymes sickly;

You need a teenage girl’s Guide To write your first line, literally!

I’ll be fighting Tooth and nail, I’ll not miss the boat, I don’t lose!

Try wrap me up with that telegraph which doesn’t exist in a vacuum!

Samuel Morse: (0:34)
God hath wrought us a awful rapper, hats off to you.

Watch your back, or you’ll getting burned and got a “Stan’s tattoo”.

It’s a total sham for a sell-out like you to disrespect my work,

With those fishy rhymes, you might as well be a Fish Out of Water.

I’ll Finely Breeze the sharp whistle, you’ll bows down to Sam Morse!

I can tell you are tired because of the ciphers you’ve crammed for.

For a man with Toby’s sin and a lack of fashion sense,

The friend zone is the only true thing based on your experience.

You’re more a shuck than Gideon and a dick like Richard Nixon.

Lie to your fans by tweeting your status in this battle you’re winning!

I Can Touch This: Beardy is Not as manly as He Seems,

The pro of NYC University is painting the Death of Hercules.

Alex Hirsch: (1:09)
You reached the end of the road, while mine still got support.

You gotta trust me, Morse, your codes are not pre-Vail anymore!

Disney hired me without my asking, but just a low quality vid.

Even with censorships, I’m the reason why XD still exist!

I got Jesus in the back, no wonder friends leave you alone.

Spitting saliva to disintegrate the paper jammed Robbie Clone.

Leave your family for art? Call me “Selfishness”, I’ll be your slaver!

(Hey!) Your ex-wife still misses you, but my aim is getting better!

No man can stand the Gale of my fame not even you can surmount,

Ain’t missing out today’s debate, my hate of you would be profound!

Jump in the Bottomless Pit, and you will feel the Gravity down,

Amelia’s heart is like your victor, it’s no where to be found!

I have a feeling that this battle had led us to a crisis,

I shall foreshadow at least one death after the sun rises!

Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme,

Weirdmageddon had just begun, so praise your “Illumin-daddy”!

Samuel Morse: (1:54)
I’ve been patient to listen your trash, it has proven that I’m no loser,

Try Escape from Reality, the end is neigh to the producer.

Freeze your ass and abandon you Into the Bunker,

Time maybe dead, but your 15 minutes of fame will last no longer.

A Hirsch with no teeth can spit a verse? Nah, He’s just drunk.

Call your Imaginary Hitch-clucking friends to back you up,

My tusk will pierce your skin, now you’re real sick and condescended.

Then put you in a Hearse, this good shows should’ve ended.

My price for profiles is one dollar, but less than worthless you’ve gave me,

You’re a chopped liver, a marble-cut below the great Sammy!

I’m enough with your games, beating Raw Reese had made my Day.

Farewell and tell Disney, the cash cow has no more time to portray.


 * -|Rap Meanings = TBA