Jim Henson vs Stan Lee



Jim Henson vs Stan Lee is the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the twelfth and final episode of Season 4. It features comic book writer and mind behind Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, against puppeteer and mind behind The Muppets, Jim Henson with main Muppet, Kermit the Frog, alongside a surprise appearance by cartoonist and entrepreneur, Walt Disney. It was released on August 3rd, 2015.

Cast
Nice Peter as Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog (voice)

EpicLLOYD as Stan Lee

Zach Sherwin as Walt Disney

Mary Doodles as the animators (cameo)

Lyrics
[Note: Stan Lee is in gray, Jim Henson is in brown , Kermit the Frog is in green , and Walt Disney is in dark yellow .]

Stan Lee:
Greetings, heroes! Stan Lee's here to battle!

It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles!

I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC

Whose raps are as dark as my shades; leave you squeaking like "MEMEMEMEME!"

You're in trouble now, Jimmy, you dirty old hippie!

Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy!

Heck, that face on your neck ain't sexy!

You're one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis!

Step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked!

Your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis!

I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code

So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road!

Jim Henson:
I'm glad you got that out. That anger can clutter your mind.

But you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah), so let's just leave it behind.

Cause I can sense your tension once the verbal fencing starts commencing

There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing.

And I'm clenching all your strings like you're a puppet in suspension

Call your superhero friends in. Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging.

Let me mention, I'm impressed by all the vision that it took

For you to sign your name on all of Jack Kirby's comic books.

Stan Lee:
Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine! (THWIP!)

That was a low blow! He did his own Thing, and now you've made it clobbering time! (SPLONK!)

Oh, you taught children to count and spell,

Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder then you flopped on SNL!

I'm telling you, Henson, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! I'm a marvel of a party pooper

I'll snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper!

I'm sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can't control my rage.

Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age.

But the truth is I miss ya, you were gone too soon.

You were like watching a beautiful sunset...at noon.

Jim Henson:
(Aw) Stan, don't be sad. We all have a time to go. (Yeah...)

Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago.

But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible.

The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible.

There is no beef between us, we're two minds of the same kind

And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind.

Walt Disney:
M-I-C! I rock the mic properly!

K-E-Y! Turning profits, I've got the key!

I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably;

The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property!

So get back to work, that's my dime you're wasting!

I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating!

(Ha!) You belong to Disney, which means you stay busy

Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy!

Artists begging me to stop; I won't let 'em!

Labor conditions in my shop? I don't sweat 'em!

I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic!

With only 3 circles I dominate the planet!

Clearly there's nobody near me!

I'm owning this battle! In fact, I own this whole series!

So hop on my Steamboat, boys, but don't rock it!

I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket!

You'll be safe and insured when you're under my employ!

Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy!

General

 * At a total time of 5:32, this is the longest battle to date.
 * The end segment gives a special thanks to this Wiki.
 * This is the first battle where Zach Sherwin portrays a non-title rapper.

Continuity

 * There are hidden ERB logos on Stan Lee's comic book and on multiple canvases alongside Maker Studios logos at the end of Walt Disney's verse.
 * This is the second battle to mention Epic Rap Battles of History directly in the rap.
 * This is the third battle where the title characters reconciled.
 * This is the first one where they make up during the rapping portion, as well as the first one where the two title characters are not closely associated with one another.
 * This is the second battle in which characters rap both with and against each other.