User blog:MetalFire/Hippie Rat vs MetalFire - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament: Round one

Welcome to the 2nd battle of the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament. Today we have the two Florida rappers, Hippie Rat vs MetalFire. Also major shoutouts to Jella and TK for the cover and title cards, love you. Now let the battle commence:

Beat: https://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=12847595&q=hi&newref=1





Hippie Rat:
I'm Fredericks the Great, underrated commenter,

Writer hiding in the shadows of the most popular,

Wiki haters with a handle in the chat logs,

That's longer in wait than my SSB rap got.

So I ain't got the hot vote on this faux chico,

Swirl flow with the Tampanian Devil on this 'Merican chode!

So keep it stuck at home if you know what you're good for,

'Fore I rust a bunch of combusted Tetris Block number four!

MetalFire:
Out of us two Florida rappers, you’re the Mini-Me

But I don’t spend my days harassing every AWC

I love ironic humor, especially in your name, Hippie

Cause you envy and hate rappers with a diss-ability

Yo, I’m another 2014 user you’re having beef with

With metal and fire raps, I’m a dope lyrical Blacksmith

I spent 8 bars trapping this rat with my poisonous flow

You spent your shit bars over glorifying your ego

Hippie Rat:
You know, for a pacifist hick with a little bit of ese,

It was pretty easy to get ya testy with words - essay!

Ya say "Hippie ki-yay, the Rizzat can't beat me,"

Gone 'round the point like you skirt the term "weeb", weeb.

MetalFire:
C’mon dude, I heard better weeb jokes from Flare Blitz

Trying to be a tryhard Mat4yo with your “tips and tricks”

No one has the time to read your bible length salt threads

But this battle involving you will be the only one ever read

I'm Fredericks the Great, underrated commenter,

Writer hiding in the shadows of the most popular,

Wiki haters with a handle in the chat logs,

That's longer in wait than my SSB rap got.

So I ain't got the hot vote on this faux chico,

Swirl flow with the Tampanian Devil on this 'Merican chode!

So keep it stuck at home if you know what you're good for,

'Fore I rust a bunch of combusted Tetris Block number four!