User blog:Wachowman/WachowManiac Rap Battles: WWE vs History News with the Macho Man



Oh Yeah!

Have you ever wondered "hey Peter, where are some fucking Wrestlers? They're the most badass, historical, athletic men that ERB could have, why have we only had 3 of them?"

And I say to that, your right! There needs to be More Wrestlers! More Legends, and oh so many More Wrestlers, but people call Wrestling fake, say "we aren't athletes, we aren't History" I'm sorry, do you watch Breaking Bad and think you're watching a live documentary of chemicals and crack! Do you know the pain we go through every single episode we're in just to entertain the crowd, we don't have body double, we-



RANDY! BACK ON TOPIC!



Huh? Oh, right, yeah.

Well now that I've changed my clothes, don't stress no further, cause coming soon, the Tag Team Champions consisting of JakeTheManiac and Wachowman will be taking on a new rap series.

WACHOWMANIAC RAP BATTLES: WWE VS HISTORY

That's right, some of the greatest Superstars from the WWE will be facing Historical people that aren't as cool, I obviously won't tell you in the 10 battles this Season, we already have the likes of Hugh Hefner, Superman and Steve Irwin all planned for Rap Battles, and I defiantly won't tell you to look forward to seeing legends like The Undertaker, Rob Van Dam and John Cena this Season either, that'd be a spoiler!...shit.

But without further delay, WachowManiac Rap Battles will be posted by only JakeTheManiac so Wachowman can focus on posting his Walking Wiki Series, but that doesn't delay the amount of content you'll get, oh no, they'll be posted almost as if Jake and Wachow didn't have outside lives...

Feel free to suggest any battles you might like to see, we already have this Season planned out, but we'll be sure to get to them in the next Season without a doubt!

This has been The Macho Man Randy Savage, coming at you with some new News, now get outta here before I snap you like a Slim Jim!

OH YEAH!