Talk:Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock/@comment-4662490-20141214174914

Here's what I got for the lyrics.

Spielberg:

Bitches bask in my greatness.

Hitchcock:

That was a close encounter of the turd kind

But there won't be a pretty ending this time

Half your billions should go to John Williams

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

I'm the master of suspense so intense

No defence against Hitchcock once he presents.

My score's enormous, Oscar straight winning performace

You're more horrible than Megan Foxes acting in Transformers.

Come on, fish puppets and muppets to start our fears up.

I squeezed screams out of chocolate syrup!

I'm the best mama-jama

Ever stood behind a camera

Jamming splatterers

And haunt you like the last Indiana.

Tarantino:

Give me a tylenol,

stop rhyming y'all.

Alfred you got no style dog,

I'm the king of dialogue.

There's only one movie I know you're from.

And I seen more blood in the shower when I stub my toe in the water.

I tried to be in World War One, but couldn't do that.

The British Army wouldn't let you join because you were too fat.

Look it up, it's a true fact, Wikipedia that.

Now allow me to attack Steven the hack.

You're the War of the Worlds of failures when I label you.

You look like some sell-out bullshit Michael Bay would do

Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"

No one's gonna say "What's his name, from Jurrasic Park?"

Scripts I write ain't the cleanest.

When I grip mics I'm the meanest.

Quentin Tarantino is a genius.

A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis.

Kubrick:

Genius is a powerful word.

But there's no reason to use it less you're talking 'bout

the Kubrick then there's nothing to it.

Every single thing I do is visionary,

Every single frame a painting