User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness Season 2- Joseph Stalin vs. Fluttershy

This rap battle idea came to me during a wonderful time known as now. Today, a pony is rap battling against one of the cruelest dictators of the modern era. Wonderful.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

JOSEPH STALINNNNNN

VS.

FLUTTERSHY (LOL)

BEGIN

Fluttershy:

Excuse me, Mr. Stalin, but you're rude and appalling.

Messing with me, will surely be your befalling.

Trust me, you're a failure, so why even bother?

Gonna mess this man up worse than his own father.

I don't like evil people, but you're far beyond that.

You're a cracked old man who's too quick to attack.

Your own wife couldn't bear to live with you anymore.

It's evil vs. friendship, so this means war!

Stalin:

Haha! Watch me as I rip out this bitch's mane.

I'm so fucking evil, I put Hitler to shame!

Watch you rot away all your plastic flesh

Grab your long neck, strangled half to death

I got a whole nation to show respect to me

A bunch of little colored ponies are no threat to me.

like the Russian snow, my heart's so cold

kill the "neigh" sayers, cuz' I don't feed the trolls!

Fluttershy:

Don't mess with Equestria! Just ask your left arm!

I'll melt a man of steel without a need for firearms!

You're despicable, and rightfully hated even past death!

full of air for a midget who choked on their last breaths!

Stalin:

I'll shoot you down like a bird! You could never beat my army!

I defeat mythical creatures in my sleep, you'll never harm me!

You fear flight, and you think you'll get to my height!?

My glare brings more fright than a million nightmare nights!

WHO WON Fluttershy Joseph Stalin