User blog:TKandMit/Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains

Come one, come all, to the newest battle by that Mit dude! Alright, I suck at introductions and it's been a few weeks since the last battle, so I finally made another one. The legendary wizard of Hogwarts, Harry Potter, comes face to face with demigod son of Poseidon, Percy Jackson. Huge thanks as always to my main man Matt for the cover and title cards. Enjoy!

Cast
George Watsky as Harry Potter

Alex Farnham as Percy Jackson

Nice Peter as Zeus (cameo)

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!   Versus!

Begin!

Harry Potter
Expelliarmus! Time to level this dirty thief of the lightning!

Grab your pen, partnered with your pussy posse of Poseidon’s!

Trot in your trident, I’m a rapping magic Titan!

Lighting up this tyrant like he's Tyson, and it’s frightening!

I’ll riddle you, filled with a billion of Tom Riddle riddles,

Two Half-Bloods in Quidditch; know what the Prince will do?

I’m flicking my wand, Incendio Tria, dropping Goblets of Fire!

Pardon the Potter, Percy, but I made your Gods retire!

Percy Jackson
By the storms of the ocean, here he sets in motion,

Set by Zeus’s notion! Now show ‘im like the Romans!

Ring the Sirens, Harry, there’s no more Golden Snitches,

Just The Hero of Olympus and the Order of Phoenixes!

Before the mortal view of the horrible, I’m historical,

I’m the all and all, you’re in need of another oracle!

How can you square to me? I put in the scare in Ares!

You’re as weak as fairies! Welcome to Tartarus, Harry!

Harry Potter
“The Son of Poseidon”? Even your name is a disgrace,

You and Annabeth Chase? Is this the Hunger Games?

Luke betrayed you worse than Silverus Snape!

And you were replaced by your last saving Jason Grace!

Ask 'em, Jackson, we know that you're just a mutt of a breed,

Why, look at your grades, Percy! You can't even read!

You say you have that power, you say that you're no coward,

Pass the time a couple hours, you've been eating Lotus Flowers!

Go and cry me a river, dork, I'm working for Gryffindor,

I'm an actual threat, like Voldemort, which is something you'd ignore!

You're wishing for competition, Grover should be eatin' this Tintin,

There's no missing the dissing what Quidditch is spitting,

You're no legend! Just a little pissy kid who went up missing,

The wizards are taking over, The Last Olympian has been finished!

Percy Jackson
You're a bastard, Harry! Go stay under that staircase,

Stare in the face of Medusa, who I put in her place!

I'll scar you for life! You'll end up just like your parents,

How can you find a rhyme against the kind who traveled labyrinths?!

Why don't'cha run face first into Nine and Three Quarters?

The forest around my camp is where you'll get cornered!

How about you put on that cloak, and disappear from society?

Calling me stupid? Ha, what are you, that Hermione?

I'm sick of this prick, waving his little magician's stick,

Let's meet up with Hades, and settle this battle in the Styx.

Who won?!

Who's next?

You decide!

Epic- *swords clashing, wands shooting* Battles of Heroes and Villains!!

Who won? Harry Potter Peter Jackson