User blog:Goku and Superman/Johann Sebastian Bach vs Bon Jovi

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I made a rap; Johann Sebastian Bach vs Bon Jovi

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BON JOVI

VS

JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH

BEGIN!

"rapping starts at 00:11"

Bach:

People remember me as the greatest composer of all time,

I arrived here in the modern world to bust you with my rhymes.

Awesome organist attracted to Italian style,

Without instrument problems and fake smile.

I am holding a crown, king JSB,

I'm bound to be the best Deutsche MC from Leipzig.

I will make a scandal, embarrass you on the stage,

You'll be crying like a little girl, you will rage.

You're also a family man,huh? Don't be acting so rough,

I'd make a joke about heroin and Rose, but this would be enough.

My masterpieces emotionally, touched million hearts,

Learn how to play some motets, passions, it ain't so hard.

Jovi:

You can't step up to this Bon, creative artist,

Who has been 13th on VH1's, yeah, I am the hottest.

You married your cousin, you must be messed up in the head,

You're playing:"Come, sweet death! Come, blessed rest!" before going to bed.

Taylor jacked you up and they made great Bach,

On Mercury, but no one gives a fuck,

You've been Livin' in a Sin and on a Prayer like Zach,

When fans see me; They got Starstruck'd.

Who wants to listen your arias? They're so old,

You wanna hear a real music? Listen to Rock 'n' Roll.

I'm big ocean and you're small brook,

Because your songs suck more than your Little Organ Book.

Bach:

Stick to Your Guns? You better look out for knives.

Maybe next time, your wife will aim at her eyes.

Keep the Faith in your band, it's in your hands,

Don't start the word war with Ritchie,

Be good friend.

Beethoven described me as original father of harmony,

They built two statues of me, so pardon me.

So, come on, son, show me what you got,

You make music for fans? I make it for our God.

Jovi:

I donated a money to the Angel Network Foundation,

All you did was moving from a place to place in one nation.

Don't mention Lord, 'cause you're Lost in this Highway,

Raise your children properly, then, Have A Nice Day.

You will never beat my score on Billboard,

When audience is watching your performance, they sleep or get bored.

When I hear your preludes and toccatas, I wanna puke,

Consider this verse as your last Fugue.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT ? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Bach or Jovi? Jovi Bach