User blog:Insert Name Here TF/Winston Churchill vs Theodore Roosevelt (According to YouTube's Automatic Captions.)

But first, an announcement.

I am Insert Name Here TF, also known as Insert, INHTF, INHT, or by my first name: Aaron. Some of the newer users will have no idea who I am. Some of the older users who met me briefly or with an ever sooo slightly faulty memory will have no idea who I am. I decided the best time to come back to the wiki was 2 weeks before my GCSEs for whatever reason.

Anyway, new blog. Potentially a new series if this, apparently, doesn't rip off anything made by the comedy geniuses of the ERB Wiki. Enough rambling, let's get on with it.

Theodore Roosevelt
chun-tae love competition

now where would I amount the stuffed hand of always star

I'm into fitness digging ditches through an isthmus

rough run down a few burlap what's up pitcher

I keep my rhymes pure like my foodie draw

I'm an American stuck you're the British alma fireman

for Christ's sake look at that mug

that they screw us Bruce mustache and come apart of it up

and let's face it you're not all that great

you tossed away lives in Gallipoli like there were scraps off your the

whole miserable country is the size of one state

see my weights are running that we're not guarding my pots

toe-to-toe with me you bloated drunk old man

why don't you go see go on over to a 12-step

fund lush with my American muscle

to walk surveil here give my big sticker suckle

Winston Churchill
smear cigar and a large glass of brandy

I'm about to take you out prematurely like your family

I am the ride Minister rush in a Hatton dinner jacket

you look like a mix of epiclloyd and a Pringle packet

huh I was saving the planet from an axis of darkness

while you were back home opening national park yeah

you were born asthmatic you're going to show ah

while I wake up every day and change smoke cigar

I'll fight you on the beaches I'll fight you on the beaches

any way you want to fight I'll fight you and I'll beat you see

I might be battling you even though I'm toasted

but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted

Theodore Roosevelt
my parents died when they were young and it was morbid

but I listed him just me when they were alive like yours did

bullshit World War two soon

well tell his job and also you best go how'd you -

you should be ashamed of your military honour

everyone knows you're back at home like thank God for pearl

don't worry there you asshole give you a pass

you signed your poster to keep calm and kiss my cousin's axe

Winston Churchill
Eddie there I don't think it's very fair

but a Finnish Bulldog familiar with a teddy bear

you're no man get an overgrown Boy Scout

I should stuff you in a pram just so you can throw your toys in

put your fat head on a mountain to save face

but if Rushmore was a band then you paint babes

order to serve out the dudes about to lose the valve destruction

a bullet to the chest won't stop you my words will

Theodore Roosevelt
I pull again stop the bull moose

CRO give WC the food food

Winston Churchill
and shit you throw at me I'll just return to sender

trouble to the end I won't

OH WHOA

POSTER

YOU JUST SAW

[Music]

Observations
Theodore and the Announcer's loud, shouty voice seems to mess with the auto-captions. Churchill's slow, slightly unclear due to the old character Dan Bull portrays means there are fewer mistakes.

Also the captions really like to diss ERB after only calling the end slate "music".

Conclusion
50/50 success here by the auto-captions, especially with Churchill. Well done YouTube. :)

Still many mistakes, many caused by Theodore's loud, shouty, pompous voice.

Anyway, should this be a series? Answer in the poll below. :)

Should ERB According to Youtube's Automatic Captions be a thing? да (Yes) нет (No) Кто-то уже сделал это вы ложкой (Someone has already done this you spoon)