User blog:Iamthelegion/Ezio Auditore vs Super Mario

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Mario from the Super Mario franchise

against

Ezio Auditore from the Assassin's Creed franchise

It's Italians

It's jumpers

It's the vibe

Mario would sack the Castle but screw him

I stand by this battle

The Battle:


VERSUS!



Ezio:

Like an eagle in midair, I'll keep this rapid and majestic

Going auditory with Auditore is something poorly suggested

With my hookblade on I can outshine your walljump prowess

And a hint of Eagle Vision neutralizes your crazy powers

You're a shroomhead brickbreaker shirking plumbing duties

To practice animal cruelty and chase two kinds of booty

You have outdated graphics and anticlimax in a groundpound

While in a Leap of Faith I assassinate at the speed of sound!

Mario:

Let's a go, son, I'd call you and Des the Giana Sisters

If your rhymes were as Great as the failure of Syndicate

As your Revelations serve to culminate in Absolution

I break through every barrier standing before the solution

Dispense you from a Bowser and ensure you have Dry Bones

As I serve an uppercut that serves to send you fleeing home!

And I spit fire without flower power, I'm self made!

I made the whole industry! Now who's out of date?

Ezio:

Pretty sure it's still the Millenial made by the sage

You'll be a memory when I turn off your burnt in display

Your victory will be in another castle, that's the case

For my contract, it says Mario. Requesciat in Pace.

Mario:

That won't cut it with a real legend, the Super Mario!

I was beating gorillas while your creators were embryos!

Brotherhood doesn't stand a chance against Mario Brothers

Because the Jumpman is more than a leap above the others.

Outro:
jump = jump street sonic = mario

Who won? Super Mario Ezio Auditore