User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4- No. 23 King Arthur vs Princess Celestia

In the 23rd battle in ERBoF4, I put two rulers against each other. King Arthur, noble King of England, battles Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria, to see who the better ruler is.

Cast
EpicLLOYD - King Arthur

Angela Trimbur??? - Princess Celestia

Nice Peter - Sir Launcelot (cameo)

Elena Diaz - Twilight Sparkle (cameo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7ceot56aM- Arthur starts at 0:21

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

KING ARTHUR

VS

PRINCESS CELESTIA

BEGIN!

Arthur:
Onward, my knights, to victory against this flashy phony alicorn,

Because I spit such noble disses, you'll wish to have not been born,

Go back to fighting Discord, I'm too powerful for you to withstand,

For I am an unbeatable force with Excaliber in my worthy hands,

If you think you're so grand with your tricks, wreaking havoc,

Go face-to-face with Merlin and his real magic,

I sentence you to see the fate same as Lady Guenivere,

While you rot in the nunnery, I'll duel all the ponies you hold so dear!

Celestia:
Sorry, Artie, I can't hear you when you hide behind your fellow knights,

I don't give a fuck what you're expecting, because now you're in for a big fight,

If I can kick Queen C's ass, then you're no match for me,

Especially in my world, filled with tons of pissed off ponies,

Nice shiny outfit; not! You belong with the Barbies,

So I'll Cele-SEE YA later, bitch!

When I show you the Elements of Harmony!

Arthur:
I'm about to go Black Knight on your ass, and knock you outta the clouds,

When I overthrow your fantasy realm, well, lets see if you're still proud,

What's with you and rainbows? Is that Twilight Sparkle in your closet?

Remember how much of a shit you are, and know that I'm the one who caused it!

Celestia:
Watch your tone, you little imp, after all, its a Princess you're talking to,

Here's Lesson Zero, time for you admit that you'll lose,

"Noble this" "Noble that," well, you're a dishonorable twat,

I'm done fucking around with you. Now, where's your witty comeback to that?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (Excaliber and Celestia's horn clash) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Who Won? King Arthur Princess Celestia