EpicLLOYD

"You're taller than I am, but you look up to me!"

- EpicLLOYD

Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, better known as EpicLLOYD, was born on January 18th, 1977, in Staten Island, New York. Along with Nice Peter, he is the co-writer/creator of Epic Rap Battles of History and has been in the majority of the videos, but doesn't have a speaking part in all of them, often making brief cameo appearances. He battled Nice Peter in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. Lloyd has his own series on YouTube called Dis Raps For Hire in which he takes requests from victims of bullying and harassment and then insults the bully. He also started the Hopefully It's Friday Vlog, uploading episodes every other week. He is one of the founding members of Mission IMPROVable, in which he met Peter and got several cast and crew members for ERB: Zach Sherwin, Morgan Christensen, Pat McIntyre, Atul Singh, and Colin J. Sweeney. He is currently married to Josie Ahlquist. As of November 19th, 2013, Lloyd has become a user on this Wiki. His account can be found here. His website can be found here. On July 11th, 2016, Lloyd released his first EP, titled Here.

Season 1:

 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Chuck Norris
 * John McCain¹ (cameo)
 * Macho Man Randy Savage
 * Johann Sebastian Bach¹ (cameo)
 * Carl Sagan¹ (cameo)
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Ben Franklin
 * Gandalf
 * Things 1 & 2
 * John "Hannibal" Smith¹ (cameo)
 * Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock¹ (cameo)
 * Templeton "Face" Peck¹ (cameo)
 * Mr. McFeely¹ (cameo)
 * Captain Kirk
 * Himself

Season 2:

 * Adolf Hitler
 * Leonidas²
 * Pleistarchus¹ (cameo)
 * Mario
 * Elvis Presley
 * Marlon Brando¹ (cameo)
 * Bill Gates
 * Frank Sinatra
 * Freddie Mercury (additional vocals)
 * Mitt Romney
 * Marty McFly (cameo)
 * Clint Eastwood
 * Robin
 * The elves
 * Adam
 * White Preacher in Civil Rights March¹ (cameo)
 * Thomas Edison
 * Babe Ruth
 * Skrillex
 * Joseph Stalin
 * Mikhail Gorbachev

Season 3:

 * Adolf Hitler
 * Al Capone
 * Lilly Truscott (cameo)
 * Pablo Picasso
 * J. P. Morgan
 * Walter White
 * Superman
 * Jimmy Olsen²
 * Carl Sagan¹ (cameo)
 * William Wallace
 * Leonardo (Turtle)
 * Michelangelo (Turtle)
 * Raphael (Turtle)¹
 * Donatello (Turtle)

Season 4:

 * Adam Savage
 * Stay Puft Marshmallow Man²
 * Clyde Barrow
 * Thor²
 * Loki² (cameo)
 * Hannibal Lecter
 * Dr. Phil¹ (cameo)
 * Stedman Graham² (cameo)
 * Alfred Hitchcock
 * Bill S. Preston
 * Socrates¹ (cameo)
 * Harry Houdini
 * Criss Angel² (cameo)
 * The Terminator
 * Socrates
 * Roman Soldiers (cameo)
 * Stan Lee

Season 5:

 * George R. R. Martin
 * Mikey Walsh¹ (cameo)
 * Gordon Ramsay
 * Ben Franklin¹ (cameo)
 * Elvis Presley¹ (cameo)
 * Clint Eastwood¹ (cameo)
 * Thomas Edison¹ (cameo)
 * Babe Ruth¹ (cameo)
 * James Bond (Sean Connery)
 * Bruce Banner
 * The Hulk²
 * Joseph Stalin¹ (cameo)
 * Mikhail Gorbachev¹ (cameo)
 * Frederick the Great

Bonus battle:

 * Deadpool²
 * Street toughs¹ (cameo)
 * Rebel soldiers¹ (cameo)

Unofficial:

 * Chucky²
 * Sherlock Holmes
 * Seagull²
 * Bob Marley
 * Austin Powers
 * Jar Jar Binks
 * Kurt Cobain
 * Jason Bourne
 * Elizabeth II
 * John Cena
 * Eminem
 * Sigmund Freud
 * Dave Grohl
 * Shia Labeouf
 * "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * Paul McCartney
 * Bruce Springsteen

ERB News:

 * André the Giant (unofficial, cameo)
 * The ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage (unofficial, cameo)
 * Theodore Roosevelt²

Dis Raps For Hire:

 * Himself
 * Vinny Squiggliani

¹ Denotes non-speaking part.

² Denotes voice only.

³ Denotes upcoming rap battle.

Verse 1:
This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive.

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe!

You'll be good at rapping someday. I promise, bro,

But for now, just stick to editing that gay-ass Monday Show!

I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast,

Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis!

I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading.

You should start leaving. Look, your hairline's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits!

Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live!

Dude, you're really huge on YouTube. You got a great career,

But remember: you got famous off of my idea!

Verse 2:
You're taller than I am, but you look up to me:

The guy that got you your first job in comedy!

Verse 3:
You, a musician? That's kinda stretching.

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression!

Verse 4:
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks.

You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock!

Trivia

 * Lloyd has been in the most battles and has portrayed the most characters in the ERB series to date.
 * He has a tattoo on his left arm, which occasionally is visible on his characters in the series.
 * There was originally a running gag during almost every one of the Behind the Scenes videos since Gandalf vs Dumbledore that he makes a joke asking the audience whether they want to buy some heroin.
 * The joke officially retired (or "died") in the Behind the Scenes for Rick Grimes vs Walter White.
 * Out of all the battles so far, he hasn't had a rapping role in fourteen of them.
 * He only did the voice for Leonidas in Master Chief vs Leonidas, spoke, but did not rap in Doc Brown vs Doctor Who, and portrayed a cameo voiced by Nice Peter in Oprah vs Ellen.
 * He and Peter appeared in the Rhett & Link video "Epic Rap Battle of Manliness", making a cameo appearance as joggers.
 * He does not appear at all in the Behind the Scenes video for Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga.
 * As revealed in the Behind the Scenes video for Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley, Lloyd says that he hates bananas.
 * He has rapped as more than one person in five battles.
 * In Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 7, he revealed that he started getting bald at age twenty-three.
 * As demonstrated in an interview, Lloyd says his favorite character to portray was Skrillex. However, Nice Peter said during Season 3 Lloyd's new favorite character to portray was Al Capone.
 * In an episode of Key & Peele, Lloyd made an appearance as a rap battle host.
 * Just like Peter, Lloyd appeared in Annoying Orange's spoof of ERB called Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry, where he portrayed "Biggie Fries" (a parody of Biggie Smalls) against the Annoying Orange character, Midget Apple (portrayed by Dane Boedigheimer, also known as Daneboe).
 * According to the Behind the Scenes for Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali, Lloyd will not touch a basketball, ever. In a podcast hosted by Peter, Lloyd explained that every time he played basketball, someone (often him) would get hurt.
 * Along with Peter, Alphacat, and other YouTubers, Lloyd met President Barack Obama in a meeting about the Health Care Act.
 * As stated in one of Lloyd's Friday vlogs, he is 165 cm (5' 5").
 * Peter and Lloyd have both guest starred in "What Does 2013 Say?" and "YouTube Rewind: Turn Down for 2014".
 * He and Peter also occasionally guest star in The Fine Brothers' series, YouTubers React.
 * During the Off The Top event, he and Zach Sherwin were in the rap battle skit with Jeffrey Dahmer vs Bambi, Steven Spielberg vs Michael Bay, and Ben Franklin vs Doctor Octopus, with Lloyd as Bambi, Spielberg, and Franklin.
 * He has appeared in a segment on History Channel series Crossroads of History as a character named Lloyd, a "sing-talker" who sided against women's suffrage. In this he makes reference to Eve, possibly as an homage to his role in Adam vs Eve.

Gallery

 * Main gallery: EpicLLOYD/Gallery