User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Sign-ups/@comment-5412428-20150620060658

Over the centuries, bitches have tested me, gravity!

You see, I drop things, no matter the weight, I always lay it heavy!

A beast in the ring, call me a Hula Hoop Monkey!

Trolls guard your socks, cause bitch I’m coming

harder than Dragon did when he thought Angel was rapping,

My rhymes are so cold, my California lips are chapping!

Your virginity is like my guest writing roles, still unreleased

Sorry I need to stop, I’m saving my best disses for the Tourney