User blog:TKandMit/Rick Grimes vs Lee Everett. Epic Rap Battles of Mitstory.

SPOILER-PALOOZA! In this rap battle, two figures of The Walking Dead battle it out, Officer Rick Grimes and history teacher Lee Everett.

The Cast
Nice Peter as Rick Grimes (Note: This is post-timeskip of Issue 127)

Alphacat as Lee Everett

Zach Sherwin as Kenny (cameo) 

Epic Lloyd as Shane (cameo)

The Battle
'EPIIIIC RAP BATTLES OF MITSTORY! '

'RICK! GRIMES! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">VERSUS... '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">LEEEE EVEEEEREEETT!!! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">BEGIN! '

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sir, stop, with your hands up! You are now under arrest!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">For murder and violation of this rap, suspect is Lee Everett! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">C'mon now, Lee, who would trust a killer with a child,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'm a man of the law, respected, and my actions aren't wild.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">You're left determinant, since '03 I've been rocking it,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD, but you're just Walking Shit.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Dealt with the Governor, I dethroned Negan, and you're next,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Your worst problem was an old man that Clem shot in the neck.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">I'll beat you single-handedly, you have No Time Left,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">And you're dead, call up that friend, Ken, that old redneck.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Lee Everett:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Previously, on the Walking Dead: This idiot thinks he can beat me,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Only one to kill me was Clementine, no one can best the Lee E.,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">As long as I died to keep her alive, I don't care about my own life,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Constable Grimes, you must be kidding me, you've committed more crimes.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Don't say shit about the Governor, he wasn't killed by you,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">And when they found out what I did, I told the truth,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">I risked my ass for everyone, I stepped up to the task,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">After I'm done, I'll lay this walker flat out on your ass.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">And the guy that fucked my wife wasn't my friend from back in the days,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Say what you want, we all know that baby is really Shane's.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Rick Grimes:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Last convict that threatened me got a bullet to the head,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Game over, man, your title screen has gone all red!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Telltale shoulda just stick with making The Wolf Among Us.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">And my victory of this battle is fuckin' humongous,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Because you really don't know that you're fucking with the wrong people,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Your character development sucks, there's a reason you weren't in the sequel.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Lee Everett:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Your story is boring, long, and droned out, Rick you prick,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Nothing's going on, your shit needed a two year timeskip!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Sure, you put the villain behind bars, that issue was anti-climactic!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Game of the year, 2012, this game is fantastic!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">How can you fight the Dave Fennoy voice?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Kill or Leave Rick? That's to the players choice.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">WHO'S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">YOU DECIDE!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MITSTORY!! <h2 class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;">Poll Who won?! Rick Grimes Lee Everett