User blog:Drakan95/Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History. Season 1 Finale

My dear patients, please! Take a seat, as YOU'LL WATCH THE SEASON 1 FINALE!!! :O :O :O

But ye, it's been a long time since I've published a CvH battle, but it's here at last. Before we start, I want to add the fact that this was a fantastic Season! This series not only that it was better than my ex-one, but it also helped me to meet and talk to new friends as well. It helped me build a name for myself, but I could never finish Season 1, without you guys! YOU ARE AMAZING, YOU ARE EXCELLENT FRIENDS AND YOU ARE LOVABLE AS WELL! <3

Before we start we shall give some credits. First of all, thanks to Leo for making the cover and the title cards, thanks to Joe for chiseling it, and thanks to Legion, Bre and Night for proofreading! Also, thanks once again to Leandro, Flats and Wonder who did some incredible art that you shall find at the end of this battle. ;)

The major character from the 2015 Disney film Inside Out, Riley Andersen alongside with her emotions: Joy, Sadness, Fear, Disgust and Anger, and father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, rap against each other in a battle of minds: a battle between emotions and psychology.

Riley Andersen Background: Inside her house

Sigmund Freud Background: Inside his office

Beat: Good Things to Come

Battle


BEGIN!

(The battle starts with Joy, and the camera zooms inside Emotion's Headquarters.)

Joy
(0:22)

It's a new day! Let's be happy! Riley's no longer a little girl

Do a twirl to celebrate how we will make this Viennese whirl!

Add a touch of happiness and what ever else we have in store

(Joy press some buttons, and Riley becomes happy.)

Riley Andersen
(0:30)

And we can kick a nerd-ologist back to a hotel with his sister in law

I'll leave ya smoked, no joke, when I break off your whole jaw

As my own personal way to stop your incessant talking cure

I'm optimistic of controlling you like I'm rocking some hypnosis

I may be young but I can still give a diagnosis to your neurosis

Sigmund Freud
(0:44)

The doctor is in, take a seat and we can begin with a game

Think you can triumph? Thought I was past issues with cocaine

Confidence is key, I'll use dialogue to keep you perfectly sane

And make you forget about the five minions living in your brain

Now let me analyse the structure of the lyrics you have spluttered

Tinker Bell in your head has you acting just like your dear mother

Cut through your toons, slice into Quarters the Head of their little commune

Your guards couldn't stop me, let me show your mind the moon

Anger
(1:07)

SERIOUSLY?!?!? CAN I JUST USE THE SWEAR WORD ALREADY?!?!

(Anger press some buttons, and Riley becomes angry.)

Riley Andersen
(1:09)

MORE DISGUSTING THAN BROCOLLI, OUR AIRPLANES AT THE READY

YOUR ONE GREAT HABIT KILLED YOU, SO PRESS YOUR LIBIDO

I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A STRAITJACKET TO FIT YOUR WHOLE EGO!!

Sigmund Freud
(1:18)

Mind your temper whilst I'm dishing a whole climate of opinion

And sign my papers to authorise treatment for your violent disposition

Do not worry, Andersens, I'm sure I can solve this thorough mess

But your child has a complex more confusing than that of Oedipus

Disgust
(1:29)

YUCK! Your theories about children are quite frankly perverted

(Disgust press some buttons, and Riley becomes disgusted.)

If those are your beliefs we know why your kids ended up introverted

Whilst you flirted with others and analysed little children's trauma

And concluded that, like you, they once tried to screw their momma

Sigmund Freud
(1:40)

So I freely associate the minds of children with their parents

That isn't unusual, in fact, in my patients it's just apparent

I'll put the foot downtown when you run off and try and hide her

Before I scare your ass into my hospital, like I'm a spider

Fear
(1:29)

NOT SPIDERS?!?! Man this guy has frighteningly bad banter

(Fear press some buttons, and Riley becomes scared.)

Riley Andersen
(1:52)

Well you've broken the Clause, taking advice from a Santa

Taking Jung to your lungs, your psychology is second rate

We guess that our raps scared you into submission, Czech mate

Sigmund Freud
(2:03)

Bing Bong! Crafting nonsense in a coalition of fakers?

You pretend to run away whilst I'm pioneering euthanasia

I've got a quota of patients to pull out of psycho comas

And you're talking to long, move away, like this rap was Minnesota

Sadness
(2:14)

We miss our hometown, all our friends and all the hockey

(Sandess press some buttons, and Riley becomes sad.)

Riley Andersen
(1:09)

You're another bossy busybody who's going to mock me

My raps may not be brilliant, but please don't make me cry

Or else I'll lose my temper and pull the plug on your rhymes

(The beat stops and Freud remains shocked in a similar manner to how Jim Henson remained shocked at Stan Lee's Mr. Hooper line.)

Riley Andersen
Ummm.....

Sigmund Freud
.....

(Joy takes control.)

Joy
Woah, I leave for a minute and this is how you all start acting

You need to sit and think about why you gotta be overreacting

(Joy makes Riley happy again.)

Riley Andersen
Let's put the past behind us, I'm sure you could be my friend

And you can live forever in my head on your own personality island

(Riley hugs Freud.)

Sigmund Freud
Huh, that was...really easy!

Rage
I don’t thinks so!!!

(Rage press some buttons and Riley slaps Freud.)

Sigmund Freud
Ouch!



Poll
Who won? Inside Out Sigmund Freud