User blog:Minipop56/Literal Review- Osamamama bin Laden vz Vooltooooooooorpoooorb

EPUK WRAP BADHOLES UV HEEZTORREE

Badholes? Meh, I prefer goodholes.

OSAMAMAMA BIN LADEN

I didn't know he was my mother.

VZ

Vz indeed.

VOLTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOORB

You can sue me for not putting enough o's in the title.

END

It's the end? Oh k. I'll just be off now.

Osama:

'''Alalalalalallaalala! I am bombing this battle like I did the twin towers'''

Not sure if reference to Allah or just singing ...

I have my 72 virgins now, they all have WoW accounts!

Dang. "they all have WoW accounts" That's sure to hit hard.

It's almost your turn now, you wannabe pokeball

Was that a dis? I think it missed! Oh no!

'''Osama used dis! It missed! Oh no!'''

10/10 line: Say that your dis didn't work.

Voltorb:

'''Voltorb. Voltorb. Volt- Vol Voltorb Volt'''

Dang.

Torb Volt Volt, Voltorb Volt Voltorb

Whoa ... that one was going too far. You don't speak of somebody's father's goat that way ...

That's just ...

'''Torb? VOLTORB! Voltorb Voltorb!'''

i crai evrytim

Voltorb volt volt Torb Volt Voltorb!

What ... ? Now his mother's goat? Oh, you insensitive ...

Osama:

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER'S GOAT THAT WAY!?

I know, right? ;-;

'''SILENCE NOW! I KEEL U! ALLAHU HUAKBAR!'''

If you're about to kill him, I don't think he has a choice of whether he's silent or not.

(Osama blows up)

10/10 most effective way to kill someone.

'''WHAT IS THIS?

VOLTORB IS EVOLVING!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR VOLTORB EVOLVED INTO MUK'''

Muk:

Muk Muk Kum Muk Muk Muk...

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF HIS FATHER'S CUM THAT WAY?!

Muk used Explosion!

Why is there white stuff everywhere?

It missed!

Well, you don't say ... Osama's already been exploded.

'''Enemy Muk fainted!

You gained 13 EXP!'''

Michael Bay:

'''THIS BATTLE IS MY FETISH! SO MUCH EXPLOSION *faps until his dick explodes*'''

Wait ... so you fap to get more fap material ...

Resourceful Michael Bay is resourceful.