User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Bullshit Connections 2: a Mountain Goat vs Light Yagami

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mountain-goat-kills-man-in-olympic-national-park/

MOUNTAIN GOATS KILL PEOPLE

Cast
Nice Peter as a Mountain Goat

Light Yagami as Himself

Intro
RAP BATTLES OF BULLSHIT CONNECTIONS

LIGHT YAGAMI

VERSUS

A MOUNTAIN GOAT

BEGIN

Mountain Goat
I'm grazing like a cattle against this horrible human animal

Killing many monster criminals with a black book, called a tall tattle

I'm on this mountain without a paddle, unlike Lewis & Clark

So you should step off my lawn, I'll turn light into da-a-a-ark!

Light Yagami
I am a God of this world, I should call you Eve

This mountain goat can mountain gloat, but he won't receive victory

You're history, like me, so please, step off my track

Or I'll have Misa get your name, and cause you a heart attack

Adolf Hitler
I have ze best profession until drop out of art zchool!

I beat a light with ze goat and make you all look like fools!

You dress like a shower that's filled with many jews

I have beaten Munkee and Tiger, so you better get screwed!

Thomas Edison
Did somebody say screwed?

Telsa Man
No.

Thomas Edison
Oh...

Dragon
Here's a better connection, uhh... I kill suggestions!

Rod Sterling vs Crypt Keeper! This is my preferred taste of perfection!

I take no directions, I just look at them from different angles

Now let me introduce you to my best friend, Dante as Criss Angel!

Criss Angel
Funny Video

Han Fei
I AM THE FATHER OF CHINA

FUCK YOU AND FUCK LAUREN RIGHT IN THE VAGINA

Chloe Cosselin
My shoes kill

Outro
WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

RAP BATTLES

OF

BULLSHIT CONNECTIONS

polls
who won a Mountain Goat Light Yagami Adolf Hitler Thomas Edison Tesla Man Dragon Criss Angel Han Fei Chloe Gosselin Munkee