User blog comment:DexterMaximus/For God's Sake, Another User Battle! Scrawland Scribblescratch vs Dexter Maximus/@comment-4727448-20130512183801

Da, Dexta, I'm here to lyrically rip you apart,

You try to be the Doctor, but call me the Valeyard.

You can't sink me, you fool, for indeed, I was born under the water,

You only exist because your mother wanted me to give her a daughter.

This will be your hell, you won't survive me,

I can beat you faster than I win Call of Duty,

I don't smoke that weed, I sell it, it makes me rich!

Now survive my spit, ya little snitch!

Shoots Dexter with fatal spitball.