User blog:Iliketrains455/Fidel Castro vs Mao Zedong. ILT's Amazing Rap Battles Off-Season

Hey. I guess. Off-Season. Cool.

This time it's Fidel Castro vs Mao Zedong! (Both are communists inspired by Stalin.)

(Credits to GravityMan and Mendes2 for making sure this was good battle.)

ILT’s AMAZING RAP BATTLES! FIDEL CASTRO! VS! MAO ZEDONGGGG BEGIN

Fidel Castro: It’s time to fight against the enormous capitalist mole and win I’m honored despite my crimes, you’re stuck with Richard Nixon You named four kids after yourself, what kind of idiot would do that? I’m trending right now, you died, and recognition of you fell flat you died in your thirties man, my legacy will last forever you’re forgotten and people don’t like you! Sheesh, did they ever? I was in office for FIFTY YEARS, where were you at the time? Oh yeah, no public image. Now go! Spit your excuse of a rhyme

Mao Zedong: Your trending right now? Only because you’re done diddly dead Not because people are actually mourning you instead You think you’re great? Fidel, check out my mausoleum! You were probably mentioned once in a Cuban museum! Your Wikipedia picture, sheesh man, do you have depression? If that website makes you look bad, I have instant succession Look, I’m stating the facts here; even your death, no one knows Castro, see this? *snap* That’s how fast you just got beaten, oh noes

Fidel Castro: Zedong, you raps are Maos, you sound like a kitten At least I’m not the one that died of Parkinson’s You’re a dong, Zedong, everywhere in the world I’m known Tell your one living family member you got Castrowned!

Mao Zedong: Fidel, I’ve ruled over China, compare that to CUBA It’s sort of like comparing a bass to a tuba All you spit is like I’m hearing one! Mao is out, I ruled this, Fidel, it’s done

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Stalin: I wouldn’t be sure about that

So it’s looks like I’m seeing some communist war Two idiots you think they’re loved, but the public thinks they’re sore! You two were inspired by me, you loved my actions Well that’s why I’m here, to KILL TWO ASSES It’s Cuban and Chinese versus an all supreme Stalin I reign supreme, now bow down, as I start laughin’ You there, Fidel, I’m glad you’re dead! I’m so close to slapping you face and make it spill red! Zedong, with you, everything is wrong! From your family, to your life, to why you ran for so long! This battle is officially done, no more of this fight, I win! Mao and Castro are down, no more of these sins!

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?



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