User blog:Stofferex/ERB Brawl final smashes

Hi, today me and the other guys on the chat talked about a SSBB game but with ERB characters. We discussed many things but most of all...the final smashes. So here is my final smashes if I create the game

John Lennon: The place turns into underwater but John escapes with the rest of the Beatles in their yellow sub-marine

Bill O'Reilly: Screams WE DO IT LIVE!

Darth Vader: Freezes you in carbonite

Hitler: Lets you step into his shower

Abe Lincon: EAGLE!

Chuck Norris: I'M CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

Sarah Palin: Kills you with her bare hands. Just like the poor moose's

Lady Gaga: Regrets you like Jo-jo-jo-John McCain

Kim Jong-Il: BAZOOKA!

Hulk Hogan: Leg drop your ass to Beijing

Macho Man: Stomp midget asses

Justin Bieber: Sings

Beethoveen: Flips the piano

Einstein: Schools you anywhere MIT to Oxford

Stephen Hawking: Dropping Mad apples at your heads

Easter Bunny: Throws the ultimate easter egg at you

Genghis Khan: WRATH OF KAHN!

Bonaparte: Toss you over the mountains

Dynamite: Starts the battle of the Waterloo part 2!

Ben Franklin: Protest the intolerable fighting skills

Billy Mays: Lightning Road Cock!

Vince Offer: Slap chop your face and make a double chin salsa

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Dumbledore: Dumbledore's army

Dr. Seuss (Cat in the hat): releases Thing 1 & 2

William Shakespeare: Rhymes really fast and you get stunned

Mr. T: Get Hannibal, Murdock and Face

Mr. Rogers: Creeps you out and says "Get the fuck out of my neighborhood!"

Captain Kirk: Double-fist-punching you

Christopher Columbs: Stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain

Master Chief: Kicks your ass and gets more teabags than Lipton

Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!

Wright Bros: Beat you so fast its like they are holding down the B-button

Mario Bros: Drops Bob-ombs

Michael Jackson: Evolves into adult Michael

Elvis: Evolves into adult Elvis

Cleopatra: Sexy Dance

Marilyn Monroe: Wraps you back at the carpet

Steve Jobs: Uses the spinning Beach Ball of death

Bill Gates: iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack

HAL 9000: Controls missiles at you

Frank Sinatra: Gets his whole pack of Rodents

Freddie Mercury: Makes you wait in a line for kissing his ass

Mitt Romney: Drops his money at you

Obama: Kicks your ass 47%

Dr. Who: Dies and generates to the 4th doctor, who is faster

Doc Brown: DALEK MY BALLS!

Clint Eastwood: Shoot every opponent and never misses

Bruce Lee: Kicks the ultimate chair at you

Sherlock Holmes: Cracks the case

Batman: Robin is needed

Santa: Naughty List

Moses: Split your ass in half

Adam: Uses "Get the fuck off my back" perfume

Eve: Throws the snakes at you

Gandhi: Yoga fire

MLK: Instant KO Hugging

Edison: No lights, no camera, no sound

Nikola Tesla: Shoots electricity from his hands

Babe Ruth: Three strikes with one ball

Lance Armstrong: Injects himself with drugs and becomes super

Nice Peter: Decides that he wins

Epic Lloyd: Injects himself with heroin