User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of Something! - Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper vs Isaac Newton
Which is the best scientist? British genius who discovered gravity, Isaac Newton, or emotionless scientist from American TV show The Big Bang Theory (one of the best shows in the world)?

I know it's short, but I'll either get it done eventually or just leave it like this. It may have a followup or not. If I get good feedback then I will. If I do post the next one then it will be James Bond vs Alex Rider. Also, until I install a poll, you will just have to cast your votes in the comments, and everytime I visit, I will count them up and put down who is winning. That's all (except for the battle)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SOMETHING!

Isaac Newton!

VS

Sheldon Cooper!

BEGIN!

Cooper-

You're a disgrace to us scientists, and you've got flimsy apples

There will be a Sheldon king in this rap battle

Your judge wig and English accent just make you a minger

And Isaac, my only word to you is - BAZINGA!

Newton-

A queer, empty geek with no friends, it's such a pity

I'd rip out your balls, but all's there is a soft kitty

UK vs America? British science is super

And this will be the day that I crashed a f*****g Cooper!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WILL I EXTEND IT?

I DON'T KNOW!

EPIC...RAP...BATTLES...OF...SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! (bazinga!)

Hope u like! :)