User blog:Forceofnatureandcorn/ERBOD: Sunflower (PVZ) vs. Cagney Carnation (Cuphead)

EPiC RAP BATTLES OF DISCORD!



VS.



BEGIN!

Cagney:
So this flower of power, has just stumbled upon(edited)

a daisy from a franchise deader than the zombies on her lawn?

I'm the toughest of tulips, making some cup-brothers cry(edited)

You're just good for making stuff that just falls from the sky

I'm not pulling any petals, this pansy shouldn't get a word

or I'll leave her like her Warfare design, absolutely disturbed

you don't do any fighting, you sit at the back of the lawn napping

why don't you back down as usual, let your peashooters do your rapping

If you wanna face the flower, of Isle 1 samba fame

You'll pay! Like your fans do to win your second game

Sunflower:
The easiest boss of isle 1 really wants to fight me?

Without my sun the other plants wouldn't exist dont you see?

All you spit is acorns while I spit fire like the sun.

To survive in this battle you'll sell your soul to me like the devil once I've won!

growing vines and "pollination" what exactly are you implying?

You lost against two cups i won't even need to be trying!

Bouncing to the rap beat, just read my almanac entry!

All you are is a villain, at least I'm friendly!

In this garden warfare ill win so easy this won't be hard,

so run back to your flower patch or there'll be more than just zombies on my yard!

Cagney:
You think you can handle me, when ya can't face the undead?

You were planted by a crackpoint with a pan on his head

You're getting overwhelmed, like you were gambling with vaces

just spawning stuff to make better plants is your sole basis

Even Garden Warfare, you suck as a healer, now you'll feel the pain

When tall poppy gets ya, he'll do worse than eat your brains

with these hard words, alone I crushed your defending operaiton

since you attacked exteme polinationa and faced total domination

Sunflower:
You can't defeat two cups, while in garden warfare I face the undead.

After this battle you'll be planted in your flower deathbed!

Your head turns into a gatling gun? Where have I seen that before?

Maybe that's why everyone thinks your boss battle is a bore.

Bigger isnt better i helped defeat a giant robot bigger than you.

I'm much more powerful come on we know it's true.

I can already tell this battle is making you crazy.

So step off, before you lose your brain and start start pushing up daisies.

WHO WON! WHO'S NEXT?

You decide

Who won? Cagney Carnation Sunflower

Cagney Carnation from: Force
Sunflower from: TJman

'''this battle was made for fun, on a fanmade Discord server. Please give us thoughts and suggestions for more battles.'''