User blog:Hippie Rat/The Phantom of the Opera vs The Joker

Another battle yay yay okay. Two villains with versions that were disfigured by chemicals. By the way, this is the Jack Nicholson Joker we're talking about. Let's do this.

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Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! The Joker vs The Phantom! Begin!

The Phantom of the Opera:

Where is she, my Angel of Music? I'm gonna leave a Dent,

On this clown-faced loser, take a lesson from a gent.

The Phantom of the Opera, 'bout to off ya,

Romance and drama, I'm the rock star of the genre.

I'm beating Jack Napier, and not the porn star either,

You're the first white terrorist steering clear of a school or theater.

You're silly, pasting pictures of yourself on your dollar bills,

All I ask of you is to think of the illest.

The Joker:

Here's Joker! Yo I'mma parade it, I'm the axis, with the Smilex,

I'm the most corrupt-ass mind with the Phantom inside it.

Thinking up bad thoughts are the reason I rock your,

Concept in my cranium, The Phantom of the Opera!

Get your gas mask, cause that mask can't handle the toxin in my flow,

You as a magician? Yo, you belong in the freakshow.

Sever a chandelier, shroud a crowd around in silence,

And turn your face away from a sunburnt Leonidas.

The Phantom of the Opera:

Gerard Butler plays a mean masked lover,

But I mistook your SS version for a Marilyn Manson album cover.

My spirit and your insanity, your dry comedy's placebo,

Le bouffon est tombé du haut de son ego.

The Joker:

You're the worst deformed French dude since the Hunchback of Notre Dame,

Your half-assed half mask made your fame; I made an actor go insane!

Ask Harley, I'm the hottest psycho in Arkham, it's no contest,

Darkest Merry Andrew since Gacy and I check his pockets for profit.

You see, Erik, you simply lack the likability,

An audience will still watch me when the super got no abilities.

See a movable bitch meeting an unstoppable car,

Before I can even ask how you got your scars.

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

Poll
Who won? The Phantom of the Opera The Joker