User blog:DBZ97/DBZ97's Fanmade Epic Rap Battles of History 1- Nathan Drake vs Hernán Cortés

Cast
Dante Cimadamore as Nathan Drake

Nice Peter as Hernán Cortés and Navarro

EpicLLOYD as Moctezuma II (cameo)

Lyrics
Hernán Cortés:

¡Prepárate! Drake's about to enter a whole New World of pain!

I'm god to these Aztecs. Insane, but not like those mutantes you've slained.

You can't keep an ally alive for one damn game, but don't get me started.

I've yet to sense any flow or skill from you, so let's call your "talent" Uncharted.

Usted está dedicado! You've got guts, and for that I commend ya!

But your ancestor's treasures are pyrite compared to the wealth of encomiendia!

Tenochtitlan, Mexico, Cuba; not a single conquest has left me.

While Sir Francis Drake's diary is second to Greg Heffley's!

Nathan Drake:

Hold that thought...

The most praise you earned was from some dopes from the Stone Age!

Literally rocking their world so hard ya sent their chief heaped in a stone rage.

But now sit back for Drake's Deception; Imma trounce another pirate like Mario trounced Cortez.

Gettin risky's too much for your pleurisy, but you won't be crying to Velázquez!

You banged your boss' sister just 'cause you got mad,

You're such a joke to Mexico it's a surprise they didn't cast you on Breaking Bad.

Lara Croft and Indiana Jones couldn't even have a baby as badass as me.

I'll take all the shots you care to fire like my name was Sully!

Hernán Cortés:

Get your bitch to catch this so the news can cast this,

Usted está compensando con su Dragon Sniper; this is too easy for a conquest.

Your series is so Superbad even Seth Rogen won't write your movie.

Just like your "amigo" Raja, you don't wanna mess with me!

Nathan Drake:

Why don't you convert yourself? 'Cause from what I see, my friend, you need God.

I've been dipping into Uncharted territory when it, er, comes to Zúñiga.

Your legend, your legacy: a bigger bullshit story than El Dorado!

Looks like I drowned another Spaniard with flow, so we'll call you Navarro.