User blog comment:Howtobeme/Slenderman vs Count Dracula/@comment-25658135-20150308184710

A very Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock style rap battle. I don't get the connection here, considering how Dracula isn't a video game character, but Dracula and Slender is considered horror, but that's it. Not a good connection. I'm sorry about this massive wall of text.

Slenderman
Edward Cullen can't best this creepypasta legend

Nice reference to vampires, knowing Twilight is a bad book and movie series.

You're so ugly that mirrors refuse to show your reflection

Ugly is a childish word, I would use a more sophisticated word.

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/ugly?s=t This could be your best friend.

So you can try to fly away from me in every direction

Not a good reference to vampires, but vampires can fly... right?

But I'll always be there since my skills are perfection

Slenderman is always stalking you in the game, you can't kill him, or get away from him until you get all 8 pages. But this looks a lot like filler to me.

Stay off my woods kid and my face burns worse than light

Filler. I don't understand why his face burns, can you please tell me the reference, but I think it's something to do with vampires burning in sunlight.

Try to find my eyes and you've already lost your life

Nice use of how Slenderman kills you.

You have less outdoor time than Freddy Fazbear

Use of Freddy never being seen outside and how Dracula can't bear the sun otherwise he burns.

Beware because my presecence is everywhere

Refer to line 4.

Dracula
How about I bite you some face holes so you can cry tonight

Grammar. Vampires bite into people's necks to feed so it doesn't make much sense here.

Maybe you can defeat some children but you'll lose this fight

Slenderman isn't as scary anymore in the time of today, so people who gets scared about it now are considered pussies, and children are easily scared. Nicely done.

Did you Photoshop yourself into this battle like you did with those pics

Nice use of the Slenderman Photoshop Scam.

Give me your neck so you'll know the pain I inflict

Refer to the fact about vampires in line 1.

I bite harder than Foxy the Pirate and now I'm feeling irate

More about neck-biting. There is other stuff about vampires that you could use, you know!!!

I'm king of Transylvania while you're just some proxy tyrant

Filler, but nice shotdown.

You can suck it for I'm the most potrayed figure in film of all time

STOP THE NECK-SUCKING REFERENCES 1 OR 2 IS ENOUGH.

Shut your nonexistant mouth for you need to work on your rhymes

Slenderman has no mouth, so it's a nice diss.

Herobrine
The deadly parallel of the player is not erased so now believe

Nice use of the -Removed Herobrine joke.

That I'll grief your place and now your worlds shall cease

Nice diss and Minecraft vocab.

This wannabe Vlad the Impaler's worse enemy is garlic

To us, garlic isn't that terrifying and garlic melts (i think) vampires. also, worst*

And Slenderman you are so slow that you must be retarted

retarded*. Filler. I don't understand how Slenderman is slow. Bad diss.

I'll take my flint and steel and forest go up in flames

Grammar. Nice use of forest fires in Minecraft and how one flame can inflict horrible stuff to the Minecraft forests.

You're overshadowed by stupid animatronics anyways

FNAF is considered the new Slenderman. Nice diss. I nearly thought this was filler.

Dracula, I didn't invite you into my house now get out

Filler.

I'm crashing into your Hotel and causing in even bigger bout

an* and even more filler.

Bowser
I'm the evilest figure in all video game history

Filler.

How anybody could find you scary is just a complete mystery

Filler.

I mean Slenderman just looks like some bad cosplay

How to portray Slendy: Put one of those white balaclava things on and slap a suit on and ta-da. But it is a so-so diss.

And Dracula makes out with Bella like every day

Reference to Twilight.

Herobrine your nothig but a myth, not even in the game

Nothing*. Herobrine is a myth, nice reference.

I'll Super Smash this competion call it a Melee

competition* and grammar. Bowser was one of the main characters in SSBM. Because this line has no accompanying(is that how you spell it?) rhyme, it makes the rhyme scheme a little wierd.

I'm top of tier list and got a wicked Final Smash

Top Tier, Final Smash is Giga Bowser, and he looks epic. So-so line, though.

Call this Five Nights cause we'll want this to be your last

Nice use of FNAF, angering Freddy until... ==Freddy Fazbear== You all make fun of me just to hide the naked truth

Nice reference to how they all make fun of his game.

You are all unclothed endoskeletons now allow me to get you new suits

The Fazbear suits kills any human that enter them due to the high amounts of wires that stick into the body. Nice psycho diss.

I have the gore galore to scare a player to their core

Nice. This is easily the best line (possibly), but FNAF doesn't have that much gore, except bits of blood and mucus and the death of Purple Guy.

While wandering theroughout the park, Slender is a bore

You walk through a park, collecting pages in Slendy's game. Nice diss.

And Bowser you've never beat Mario and your soldiers are weak

Nice.

And Herobrine is just some recolored gay version of Steve

So-so diss. Herobrine isn't "recoloured", the only thing that has been changed was his eyes and beard.

Dracula I'll impale a stake to your heart and clip off your wings

Nice reference to how one kills a vampire.

Giving nightmares faster than pizza, can't mess with Freddy, Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie

FNAF is a horror game. Slight filler at the end tho.

☑☑☑☑☑☑⛄⛄⛄⛄ (this might come out wrong on a tablet or iphone)

6/10, nice disses, but some childish insults and filler.

Overall,