User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic rap battles of offseason notserious pokemon history and stuff

I got a suggestion off chat and immediately did it.

Unfortunately, I couldn't at all take it seriously.

The suggestion was Team Magma Maxie vs IGN, because too much water.

One day I'll take this seriously, but because tomorrows the new WikiMAD and yesterday was the new ERB: PvH, I might as well give you this one.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OFFSEASON NOTSERIOUS POKEMON HISTORY AND STUFF

TEAM MAGMA MAXIE

VERSUS

IGN

OH SHIT

LEGGO

The Battle
Maxie:

I make the earth move

you only make reviews

your site is 10/8

It’s not really that great

I got skills like archie

I flow like a river rich with rich richness, it’s a mystery

You cannot win miss

for Maxie isn’t a gamergate feminist

IGN:

Maxie, pls. your game is 100/9

I’ll whip you and your behind

you’re disgusting

I’m dusting

my trophies are in a room

boom

get schooled

fool

u drool

I rule

Maxie:

who are you

I don’t even know you

you smell like you

when you are trapped in a zoo

it’s true

I give you 19/4

I slammed your door

on the nintendo 64

I got skills

I’ll beat you with a heated grill

punch your face in

while groudon caves the cave in

your server is down

I’m going to kotaku

fuck

that didn’t rhyme I suck

I’m shit out of luck

ducks

IGN:

Omg

I win

ur a bin

what

pizza hut

who am I fighting

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Outro
who one

whos nxt

you deciderino

epic rap pokemon battle of super things historic pokedex

600/2

poll
who one? Maxie IGN Gamergate Ted Cruz EpicLloyd