User blog:Loygansono55/Epic Rap Battles of What the Fork 27

Bambi vs Batman. They both have dead parents. I'm sorry.

VERSUS!

BATMAN!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

BEGIN!

BAMBI!

Bambi:

I'm the prince of the forest!

A cute little deer who rose up and gained respect! Now my disses are the sorest!

Hear the critters spit a chorus!

Thumper:

Sure, you've got a lot of money...

Flower:

But you spend it all on becoming a playboy furry!

Thumper:

Just like Bane, we're gonna leave you crippled!

Bambi:

And make your bones stick out more than your Batnipples!

Flower:

It's simple!

Bambi:

You know all these martial arts, but still you're not fighting,

The fact that your sidekick's more popular in Teen Titans!

Batman:

You'll be easier to beat than an unarmed thug,

But I'll still eat you for dinner and then turn you into a rug!

I'm getting remakes and crossovers that please the people,

While you get up to nothing once again in your sequel!

You're a sissier prince than Jack Glesson,

Which is why I'm fucking you all more than mating season!

I didn't cry when you're mother ate lead! Yeah, I said it!

I'd insult your book, but nobody's fucking read it!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

Uh...

Lemme check the script real quick...

Ah.

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

Who won? Bambi, Thumper, and Flower Batman