User blog:Drakan95/BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed 2. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History. Season 2 Premiere

What?! A battle that has nothing to do with the Haloween?!?! Whaaaahahaha, get out of here!

But yeah, welcome to the Season 2 Premiere my friends! Before we start, for those who don't know I just started a new series based on the video game: PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, which can be found here!

Second of all, here's the most requested sequel, but also because I really wanted to do a second part for the first battle.

And now, let's give some credits! First of all, HUGE thanks for Leandro who did the cover and the endslate, HUGE thanks for Wonder who made the title cards. And also thanks for Wonder, Grav and Cave as well for helping me with this battle and make it better! Also, if you wonder, there's no vs logo in the cover, mostly cause neither Vader vs Hitler 2 and 3 have one. But with that said, here we go! The hype for S2.....STARTS NOW!

The titular main character from the animated sitcom with the same name, BoJack Horseman, and the talking horse from the American television situation comedy with the same name, Mr. Ed clashes again against each other, to see which one of the two horses who can talk with humans shall win in their second encounter.

BoJack Horseman Background: Inside his house

Mr. Ed Background: His stable

Beat: Wild Things

Battle


2!

BEGIN!

BoJack Horseman
(0:21)

“What are you doing here?” Applejack’s back to get Bojacked at rap again?

The Lover’s gonna get fucked by the strength of my second season

A four legged Mr. Bean’s Still Broken from our previous meet,

Why are you scared to talk to others? Did they steal your D?

You’re the sidekick of your own show, Jesse Pinkman’s my freeloader

And my disses hit bitches hard like-

Mr. Peanutbutter
(0:35)

-Whoa, this must be a crossover!

BoJack Horseman
(0:37)

You know, you’ll indeed be the Witness of your loss when I’m through

It’s been four decades, man, since anyone’s remembered you!

Your Horse Senses are clearly broken if you hope to own me

The way this puppet moves his lips, makes him a mess for his show, see

In this battle, I'm The Hunter so you can call me BoJackal,

And I don’t mind fetishes, so uh, here, suck my apples!

Mr. Ed
(0:53)

Hello, I'm Mr. Ed! And as I welcome you today,

I'll show this poor poser how violence goes in Filmways

In our First Meeting our dear readers, preferred the way you rambled

But like you were in your prime, you’ll always end up being canceled

Truth is you were a mistake, and I don’t just mean your birth

You’re a one shot B plot more unsteady than Wilbur’s nerves!

The only time you finish first is when you go seduce another teen

This hack’s got me pissed, why look, I’m talking through my teeth!

I’m a true PlayHorse, who can give your ladies more romance

You can ask even Velma, which horse for her is the better Man

When it comes to raps, just like his show, Mr. Ed can show class

While you dropped your Hero’s legacy worse than the fall that killed his ass!

BoJack Horseman
(1:24)

Hey! Let me show you what scares are in my store

And then I’ll drop you hard like Todd forgot about the floor!

After your ass was euthanized, not even Wilbur could’ve heard of ya

And you should leave this brief exchange like you just saw-

Mr. Peanutbutter
(1:34)

-Whoa, this must be a crossover!

Mr. Ed
(1:35)

I’m a true Songwriter, how can you expect to be near me, Bo

Cause your flow is more pathetic than the script of your show

Mr. Ed Agrees to Talk, but he agrees to hit with his rhymes

I’ll drop your boozed body at the hospital, then flee the scene of the crime

BoJack Horseman
(1:45)

You're a bigger bitch than Kay, and I'm not afraid to diss ya

Cause like your elephant companion, I'm ready to piss ya

Mr. Ed
(1:51)

This Horseman will be a myth, even The Simpsons can have a better trend

Rapping isn't your calling, stick to jogging like your baboon friend

BoJack Horseman
(1:56)

Well indeed I'm like a Horseman, soon you'll be my victim

This Little Boy thinks he’s brave? You're nothing more than a Chicken

Mr. Ed
(2:01)

If I'm really a Chicken, then you're a-....

(The beat suddenly stops and Mr. Ed starts to show some heart problems.)

-....AAAAHHHH...GRAAAAAH!!!!

BoJack Horseman
What the.....?

Mr. Ed
-...I'm...I'm not done with you...!!!

(Mr. Ed dies.)

BoJack Horseman
HA! Take that Mr. Ed, you so-called most beloved sitcom horse!

???
If you don't want to have the same fate as him, I suggest you to leave!

BoJack Horseman
Oh shit!!!!

(BoJack starts to runs away, being scared.)

???
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

(The beat gets back to normal.)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS-

(A "2" appears near the logo.)

-VS HISTORY!!!

Poll
Who won? Mr Ed. BoJack Horseman