User blog:Patts9009/Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali II --Epic Patts Battles of History

Before Note:
Welcome to the rematch of the masters of parodies. We have Weird Al Yankovic against Rucka Rucka Ali in a rematch. Last battle was a landslide with Weird Al ahead. So, here's a rematch, as a few requested it.

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Beat

Rucka Rucka Ali:
You think you can step up to Me and My Friends?

Welcome 2 Rucka’s World, this will be your end.

I Know a Black Guy who can write better songs.

I’ll knock you to the Stars, you know I’m not wrong.

uLost Your Jobs, seeing the music that you do.

I Can easily Do Whatever I want to destroy you.

Fat Violent Dykes can easily bring you down.

If I ran Detroit, you’d be kicked outta town.

Justin’s Beaver the Movie produced more fans.

I Invented Hip-Hop, so come back at me if you can.

Go to Canada, Take Your Pants Off; Get Butt Naked.

You’re not a Playa, Haiti, you’re actually just wasted.

You think you’ll beat me? This isn’t High Day.

Bring your Dirty Iraqi Army, I’ll beat you either way.

Even in Hitler’s Suicide Note, he said you suck.

My Resurrection will blow you away, so good luck.

Weird Al Yankovic:
This Angry White Boy’s Polka is another dose of Spam.

Cockroaches put up a better strife than you, damn.

I got Six Long Words for you, if you can understand.

You’re just like a Snail, while I’m a Shark on the land.

Since You’ve Been Gone, everyone’s life has improved.

When my Saga Begins, you know you’re the one to lose.

Just go sing the Plumber’s Song with the lot of your “tools”.

Your Horoscope for Today says that you’ll lose this duel.

I’m won last time, left you singing the Buckingham Blues.

I see no chance of you winning, just see the Headline News.

The Night Santa Went Crazy was when you actually got good.

Don’t Wear Those Shoes, then again, I know you would.

I’m the King of Suede. You’re just another eBay reject.

Here’s Johnny to say you lost. What did you expect?

One of Those Days, when your Pancreas is infected.

But Like a Surgeon, I’ll leave you lyrically dissected.