Clint Eastwood

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

- Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood battled Bruce Lee in Epic Rap Battles of History 25 and was played by Lloyd Ahlquist.

Information on the Rapper
Clinton "Clint" Eastwood, Jr. (born May 31, 1930) is an American actor and politician. He became famous for his role as 'The Man with No Name' in the "Dollars" trilogy of Spaghetti Western movies. He also played several other roles which made him an enduring cultural icon. He also served 2 years as non-partisan mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea in California.

ERBoH Bio
I'm Clint Eastwood. Actor and Director. Born in San Francisco. In my early acting career I was criticized for my stiff manner and squint. I took that criticism, chewed on it, and then did those things forever. It's my acting style. My propensity for silent "f*** you" looks made me the perfect choice to play Dirty Harry from the Dirty Harry movies and the Man with No Name in Sergio Leone's Dollars trilogy (including A Fistful of Dollars and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly). After getting fed up with directors wasting my time, I decided to show 'em how it's done and made quite a few pictures including Million Dollar Baby, Mystic River, and Unforgiven. Won a few awards. Oscars mostly. During the 2012 presidential race, I showed up at the Republican National Convention and talked to an empty chair as if President Obama was sitting in it. It was the most hilarious thing that's ever happened. Do you feel lucky, punk? I'm not quoting one of my characters, I'm genuinely asking if you want to get shot or not.

Verse 1:
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger

But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter

You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks

You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips

You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop

So go ahead, make my iPod

Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce

Fuck you dude. I even squint better than you

Verse 2:
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking

You can't be too tough. You got killed by an asprin

And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker

Leave the rapping to me. Stick to Chinese checkers

I'd beat you in Round Two, but that'd be unbelievable

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel