User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas S4 - Ulysses S Grant VS Robert E Lee

Decided to look through suggestions to get some ideas for S4 and found this one, thought i'd give it a shot.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Ulysses S Grant VS Robert E Lee! BEGIN!

Robert E Lee:

Looks like it's time to return to the battlefield.

I'll make this weakling feel a next generation yield.

I'm a war time wizard and a combat engineer.

Coming in like a blizzard, I'll make the North fear.

You Methodist freak, your General skills are just weak.

Your future's lookin' bleak, you can't even beat my winning streak!

Thinking you can beat me? I'm fucking Robert E Lee!

Taking more shots at you then my Confederacy!

Ulysses S Grant:

You're the son of Light Horse Harry and a racist prick.

Thinking you can diss this, you can suck this leader's dick.

You fought the mexicans and your own damn nation.

You ready bitch? The bullet train is leaving the station.

At most you'll get a temporary success like Harper's Ferry.

If these are your attempts are taking back the US, it's not scary.

I'll return your weak attack raps back to sender.

A bigger family embarrassment then your surrender!

Robert E Lee:

Ugh, is this really your attempt at starting a war?

I fought for life and liberty! What are you even fighting for?

Your a pitiful stain on history. You can't beat the 32 year vet.

How you even lived is a mystery. Your entire life is just regret.

Your war tactics are just spastic. I'm a master of controlling the battle.

Your shots bounce off me like i'm elastic. Round your soldiers up like cattle.

I'll blow this the battle to bits and return to being a resident.

Cause I'm killing this mic faster then your president!

Ulysses S Grant:

Need I remind, he's your president as well.

I guess you forgot when the South fell.

I fight for equal rights, you're against everyone, Bobby Lee.

Your skills on the mic bites, and your too angry to see.

It'll be deja vu when my victory echos across the whole nation!

My words sting you more then the emancipation proclamation!

And with these words i spit, you'll toss in blood and gore.

If this is it, that explains why you lost the Civil War.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"cough, weeze...breathe in"-PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Ulysses S Grant Robert E Lee