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Shirgeru Miyamoto vs Gabe Newell!

Shigeru Miyamoto:

It's-a me! Shigeru, Time to blow off some steam

against a Heavy-ass, Wallet-hacking little scheme

I'm a great creator, so glance at my fame

You motivate gamers in their basements with shame!

So here's a fire flower just to spice up your life

with that look in your face, you won't really bang a wife

Go back to Bill Gates! I'm about to loadout

all the disses so big like your updates, CASH COW!

Gabe Newell:

Oh look! Donkey Kong here just joined the party

I apologize, you'd be Left 4 Dead on this lobby

You ain't got the wood swords and hookshots and bows

I'd still beat you up with like my prices DOWN LOW!

Goomba-kiss my ass! you're about to get stepped on

Watch me RAMPAGE this match even after your respawn

So better step back with your Amiibos and crap

Shut you mouth! Like Chell, don't even try to rap

Shigeru Miyamoto

Well, from all the NES and DSi's, I rock

The characters I've made that the whole world loved

and yes, I explored the Kyoto's dark cave

Well, guess what?! It had more depths than your lores, Gabe!

Gabe Newell

Hand me a gold knife, a pistol and a crowbar

Survive this! you might need some power-up Super Stars

You're not a Mann, you're a puny StarFox

Maybe create a workshop, 'cause your graphics sucked

Shigeru Miyamoto

The Black Mesa even thought you should've finished school

You're not worthy to face the TriForce of the Hyrule!

I'm Spielberg of games, grandfather of the Arcade

I'll leave you burnt down like Pyros in a pub game

So grab your companion cubes, press the B button

hop on your treadmill, just sprint and keep going

So there's no strike to counter me, Hands Down

How can you have a 3rd verse if you can't fucking count?!

Gabe Newell

Such Disrespect against the Godfather

I spit disses so hot even Bowser couldn't handle!

I'm Ubercharging! SMASHing your own pipes

that feels even better than the Half-Life hype

You actually fit in my ol' dress-up store,

With your Pussy suits, I'll make millions and more

Then, at the end, The Valve will be turned

and Shigeru had his ass beat, Confirmed!