User blog:JakeTheManiac/King David vs King Arthur. Mega Rap Battles of History 1

This was originally a suggestion of Speed's, so I wrote it myself. It took me a little while to write and a lot of research on Arthur, but here it is: The first installment of Mega Rap Battles of Jakestory. It pits Israelite king David of Israel (duh.) against medieval king of Camelot, Arthur Pendragon. Keep in mind, this is my first battle and it may suck. But give me constructed criticism, please. Enjoy!

The Beat: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5G_0lUTHiE

The Cast

•Tobuscus as King Arthur Pendragon

•EpicLLOYD as King David of Israel

•Nice Peter as Sir Lancelot (cameo)

The Battle

MEGA RAP BATTLES OF JAKESTORY!!!!

KING DAVID!!

VS!!

KING ARTHUR!!!

BEGIN!!

King Arthur (starts at :36):

Is this really the best thing

That I can go up against?

You challenging me

I take that as an offense

While you were playing harp for Saul

I'm fighting wars, go to your mother

You had a romance with one chick

And kids with seven others

My rhymes and I are like a Table

We're well Rounded

Get you butt back to Jerusalem

You're getting pounded!

I'd let Lancelot destroy you

But that'd be no fun

I want you for myself

This battle should already be done

King David: (starts at :54)

Watch what you say

When you step to this Israelite

I killed lions and bears

You can barely put up a fight

I'll shoot my slingshot

And slay this nasty king with it

The best thing you're remembered for

Is a Monty Python skit

With all the translations your story's got

I thought you were based on the Bible

Slice your head off like Goliath

And defeat this fictional rival

(Pfft!) Forget Jack

I'm the REAL Slayer of Giants

When they ask how I won

They'll say a simple act of defiance

King Arthur: (starts at 1:13)

Defiance my rear end!

You're not a legit ruler

A giant? Whatever!

Killing dragons is way cooler

You're an adulterer, you're evil

You disgust me to no end

Get your shield up and block my insults

You best defend!

King David: (starts at 1:24)

I've been defending this whole time

Were you even trying to beat me?

Like most people at my throne

You can never unseat me

I am David of Israel

You best remember my name

Fly off, Pendragon

A loss is all you can claim!

WHO WON?!?!

WHO'S NEXT?!?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

MEGA!

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RAP!

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BATTLES!

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OF!

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JAKESTORY!!!!

Who won? King Arthur King David