Talk:Season 2 Polls/@comment-12.177.169.227-20120217234626

I emailed them lyrics for Julius Caesar vs Obama. (Lyrics) made by Jake Spann Cesar: Yeah, look here Barack I’m back from the dead Time to give your useless coins a new fucking head. I never lost a battle and I won’t start now, So bend your ass over and moo like a cow. For a President you really are just a tool, Even after 4 years you still a stupid fool. Yeah I saw you on Ellen trying to bust a jig, What kind of leader are you you’re built like a twig. Now I suggest you move over and bequeath your throne, Before you find out who really makes Michelle moan.

Barack: Wow that was some vicious filthy talk for an old white guy. HHuuhmp (throat clearing) I’m the commander and chief I don’t even need to try. Time to remove this jacket and show just how I fly, No I never could dance and I don’t own gun, But when has that ever stopped me from having my fun. As king of the world know what I bring, I got so many nucs the number makes my ears ring. And, If I ever feel like I might be in trouble, I dial the secret service and they’re here on double. That’s right I have bodyguards to protect me from villains, Unlike your dumb ass getting’ stabbed by civilians.

Ceasar: Hold your nasty tongue you don’t know what you speak, Back in 43 bc you’d be suckin my dick (pronounced to rhyme with speak) Obama sit down playa, you don’t know what I’ve seen, I’ve slaughtered thousands and buried them in a ravine. So you won the first term, try getting reelected, Back in my day that idea would be laughed and rejected. You had four years what happened to the change, Only thing you’ve managed to do is fuck the stock exchange. Ever since you’ve been in charge the deficits grown bigger, Man your worthless remove all the titles and you’re just another …… (Barack interrupts)

Barack: Julius I know you wouldn’t finish that sentence, So get on your knees its time for repentance. I’d take the marine corps over your Roman Legion, Because at least my council didn’t commit high treason. I gained my power by words of my mouth, I never needed to resort to marching some troops south. Master of disaster, tactful for sure, no time to argue Julie I’ve settled this score. Vini Vedi Vichi that’s what I say, Cause I came, I saw, I conquered you today.