User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF Christmas Special: Kevin McAllister vs Ralphie Parker

Heyo! I think MrAwesome did this one a while back, so here's my spin on this battle. Here goes!

Cast
If they had kids as them, I have no idea who they'd use, so here it is with adults as the kids.

Nice Peter as Kevin McAllister

EpicLLOYD as Ralphie Parker

The Battle
EPICRAPBATTLESOFBTTF!

RALHPIE PARKER!

VS!

KEVIN MCALLISTER!

BEGIN!

Ralphie:
Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a Red Ryder BB Gun

And to be left alone from this toddler who doesn't know the meaning of fun

You don't scare me, you're less threatining than Marv and Harry

It's the holiday season, so go home and be merry

I'll call you Ebenezer Scrooge, because you're digging your own grave

I can make you scream more than you did when you put on aftershave

Look, you were big in the 90s until you started doing crack

I triple-dog-dare you to make a decent comeback

Kevin:
You're not tough, one growl from Farkus and you're back with your mama

But I can destroy you, call this the Boy in Pink Bunny Pajamas

I survived a week by myself, you couldn't last a day

I'll leave you stuck to a pole and then just walk away

I guess I'll lower myself this one time, to rap with you as equals

But your rapping suck more than your stupid sequel

I'll break your leg into pieces like the Bumpus' dogs did

Merry Christmas, here's a shotgun. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Ralphie:
Hey Kevin, guess what? Your family hates you and you suck

Threaten me all you want, Kevin, I honestly don't give a ... fudge

My raps got an A++, meanwhile you'd get an F-

Go home, Charlie Brown, and tell your problems to Linus

Kevin:
I beat two full-grown men like they were mice and I was a falcon

Here's a new word for you: Bastardo. It must be Italian

You're a pink nightmare, besides, you're totally deranged

So here's a dollar, go buy your stupid gun *presses button on remote*

Guy in Movie:
And keep the change!

HOO ONE?

HOO'S NECKSED!

YOO DASIDE

EEBRODUSBDKFHSNSLDJDOFBTTF!

Poll
Who won? Ralhpie Parker Kevin McAllister