User blog:Kungfuguy27/SeaBreeZ vs BranFu - The "First" Official Pairs Tournament

The Intro


who are you people why am i so bright

Because you stole Shark’s color fgt

BUT WE ARE POSTING

BITCH STOLE MY COLOUR

… blub

So. No one foresaw this battle coming today instead of your regularly scheduled program. What a twist!

… are you hinting at something??

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Bran Fu vs Sea BreeZ, you mean? Well it all started when BranFu was bitching about wanting to user battle Munkitteh

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">And then Thy was like “I’m going to do a thing!” and then there was a tourney

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">that’s very gay

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">HA! J.K.

<span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(74,134,232);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">let’s rap some bitches.

The Battle
SeaBreeZ Verse 1:

Brendan is endin’ the lesser Brandon who’s just as bland as bran and- Another penny lackey ; Leave all hopes of votes abandoned That’s enough from the Dutch, now let the Shark drop some bars This kung-fu master must be drunk for him to spar with skills so sparse Beat this Kung Fu Panda senselessly as blue as my karate belt And then leave this sucker so Green, he oughta shut down himself Dish deep flowin' 'gainst this Chicagoan,  <span style="color:rgb(74,134,232);line-height:14px;">then slay this Canadian

You might doodle up some game art, but you’ll be the one’s we’re playin’ Ordered to serve this fried fish,  <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);line-height:14px;">we're the authors of your slaughter

Little fishes are finished when dissed in shark infested waters The hotter predators! We’re giants! Kings! Call us Your Highness

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">We get violent against this second pair of beasts we oughta silence Show these fools real Kombat,  <span style="color:rgb(230,145,56);line-height:14px;">teaching this snail how to fight

Then we’ll school you so hard,  <span style="color:rgb(74,134,232);line-height:14px;">you oughta leave for college twice

Your verse is worthless,  do us a Service and get yourself flushed

Although this war ain’t too civil,  <span style="color:rgb(74,134,232);line-height:14px;">you’ll still be the first to bite the dust

BranFu Verse 1:

So much for strong finishers, that reference was obscure as they come Totally, Kung, not even we knew what the blub it was from And y’know dude, I think they’re only teammates for the pun! They sure don’t work well together, so I’ll give you that one Leo Cowardly will be overpowered by Bran, so bow to me! Undoubtedly, we’re proud to be beating around and downing these Two dickish douchebags! <span style="color:rgb(161,80,203);line-height:14px;">Thanks for the Bad Battle Suggestion<span style="color:rgb(161,80,203);line-height:14px;">, Grav!

Maxed on Navboxes ,  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,255);line-height:14px;">yet already less traffic with that shit than we have

These kids are pities,  <span style="color:rgb(161,80,203);line-height:14px;">all I hear is filler from Philly

Dutch windmills get blown away by the king of the Windy City Winter’s upon us; like all our homes combined, our flow is chilly King of the jungle?  (Please!)  We’ll deThrone this little kitty

Bray-Z is crazy,  Bray Bray is cray cray, to show face and-

I’ll Press X to X-out Shark; chase ‘im like  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,255);line-height:14px;">“JAASOOON !<span style="color:rgb(0,0,255);line-height:14px;"> ”

Munkitteh should’ve shown up,  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,255);line-height:14px;">woulda been an honor to beat’em at least...

You win or you die? <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);line-height:14px;">Guess this dorky duo’s deceased!

SeaBreeZ Verse 2:

(Woo) It's been too long overdue for Sea BreeZ to chew noob dudes You should have had Gravity write these verses for you two too Let me analyze these psychos, haven't had a single milestone Their raps are like microbes,  <span style="color:rgb(74,134,232);line-height:14px;">but we spit sicker on the microphone

We gunning horse fuckers and blubbers  <span style="color:rgb(74,134,232);line-height:14px;">then leave them booted

Judge this fish on it's rap ability, you'll find it's pretty stupid You’re Nothing Lyrically Adequate, in Particular this Battle Rap Call it triple-stabbed,  <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);line-height:14px;">no one's Finding Nemo or Gary back

Fish aren’t food. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,255);line-height:14px;">But we aren’t your friends, too!

Prepare for anal exploration, get fucked by BranFu! So, we fist Sophisticated! <span style="color:rgb(161,80,203);line-height:14px;">No, Bran, but you get the gist of it.

They’re lonely and dateless! <span style="color:rgb(161,80,203);line-height:14px;">Ye, they’re needing to get kissed a bit.

Now… rub-a-dub-blub, time to skull-fuck some scrubs! Bran please, even you wouldn’t give ‘em that kind of love. Two mighty  beasts once rightly  feasted ; dominated  nature!

But BranFu’s  hunt just left two  dunces  rightfully  endangered!!! !!!!

Obligatory
What should I draw with these new pens I bought? Ponies Video Game shit A penis