User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture S1 - Comic Sans MS vs Times New Roman

OOOOOOOOOOO Everyone saw this coming from a mile away... I need to make my hints harder. Today we have a war of the worlds, Sans-Serif vs Serif. A good font vs a bad font. Comic Sans MS vs Times New Roman. This one was pretty easy, honestly. Just scanning some Wiki pages, and reading a Know Your Meme page. After that jumble of rappers in Encyclopedias vs Parodies, so I'm taking a lyrical break. Here's a nice, simple "4-8-line-verses" battle. It's a bit of a cooldown period.

Beat: Time For Puns by Shuka4Beats

Battle
Comic Sans is in Comic Sans, and Times New Roman is in Times New Roman .

ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE



VERSUS



'''BEGIN! '''(Starts at 0:35)

I've been here for eighty years, you're a little older than a minor.

I've got fine print, read the fine print: "You're hated by web deisgners!"

Vector isn't your best look, Com. I advise sticking to eight-bit.

Not to mention, like Microsoft Bob, most people hate it!

Shrouded in disappointment, I can smell the regret.

You made the internet all disgruntled and upset!

You take the "mic" outta Comic, you utterly choke!

I'm a typographical legend, you're an April Fools Joke!

Speaking of which, let's get back to Microsoft Bob.

Connare kicked you out and I replaced your job!

Times New Roman, you're Old News.

It's not my fault I'm the victim of over-abuse.

I'll go POOOWWW! On ya, I'll knock you out!

On top of onomatopoeias 'cause that's what I'm about!

<font face="comic sans ms">Roman, face it, you're just outta The Times.

<font face="comic sans ms">Because when were you last used for a website?

<font face="times new roman">You're comical! Really, you think you can beat me?

<font face="times new roman">You're a small blip, I'm a dent in text history!

<font face="times new roman">Abuse isn't your downfall, it's your lack of uniform!

<font face="times new roman">I'm the best thing to happen to writing since cuneiform!

<font face="times new roman">I'm a pioneer, Serif Lane was the trail I blazed.

<font face="times new roman">How you're not dead yet leaves me amazed!

<font face="times new roman">You got shown up by the best font of the past century!

<font face="times new roman">But to call yourself one is an act of treachery.

<font face="comic sans ms">A blip? Haven't you noticed? I left an Impact!

<font face="comic sans ms">Try contesting your glyphs to all the memes I racked!

<font face="comic sans ms">I'm one of a kind, you're copied by ever other font.

<font face="comic sans ms">You're a cliche text, I've got uniqueness to vaunt!

<font face="comic sans ms">I retain more information, you're a forgettable bland.

<font face="comic sans ms">My legacy's concrete, you'll blow away in the sand.

<font face="comic sans ms">Beat by the worst font, you must be embarrased.

<font face="comic sans ms">You've been gunned down, cowboy, I shot the serif.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



ISOTOPE'S-

*The logo is retyped*

ISOTOPE'S-

*The logo is retyped again*

'''<font face="times new roman">ISOTOPE'S RAP  BATTLES  OF  INTERNET <font face="comic sans ms">CULTURE! '''

Who Won? Times New Roman Comic Sans MS

Hint stuff
Hint explained

The "Insert Undertale meme here" is a reference to "Sans" who speaks in Comic Sans.

The Question mark's dot is replaced by a sheriff badge that says "SERIF" on it, a hint to Times New Roman, which is a serif font.

There are only two fonts used in the picture, Comic Sans and Times New Roman, a hint to the two competitors.