User blog:JakeTheManiac/MRB News with Stephen Colbert

"Hello, America! Welcome to the Report!"

That's what I would say if my show didn't end two months ago and if I wasn't hosting the very first installment of "Mega Rap Battles of History News". When I'm not busy taking over The Late Show for David Letterman, teaching Sunday School at my church, and being the greatest American citizen this world's ever seen, I read these little battles written by some kid on the Internet named Jake.

It may sound like a boring past time, but trust me, they are amazing. Dare I say it, they are the best thing since sliced bread. Then again, when is bread really that great?

Regardless, this Jake kid will pump out eleven more battles for this season, then take a week for a break (because these things probably don't take that long to write, not sure.), then he'll work on Season 2, do fifteen more, take another break, work on Season 3, and work his rear end off until he feels the need to end this series, and judging by the rate he's going, it will last longer than my series ever did.

Well, if that ever DOES happen, just know he'll have some serious competition by the name of Stephen Colbert working to make sure that he doesn't last that long.

But, in order for THAT to happen, he needs your suggestions, he needs people to be in his battles, and he needs awesome people. I've even considered "spitting some dope rhymes" myself.

So with all that said, keep being you, America! Good night!