Thread:ShoopDaKev/@comment-4727448-20130630022033

You signed up as Jack Black for ERB11, so here's the battle.

Greatest Epic Rap Battles of History #2!

JACK BLACK

VERSUS

JACK WHITE

BEGIN

Black:

You are Jack White, but you can't even act white,

I can play a panda that is black and white, aiight.

You try to make music, but it sounds like Justin Bieber,

my rhymes will stop your flow like a dam made by a beaver!

White:

I'll paint white stripes over your face, Mr. Black,

Your voice sounds like a fool that got a smack,

I'm from Poland, and Scotland, and Canada too,

you're just a troll who acts like a Jew.

Black:

It's the Kung Fu Panda,

beating Hans Landa,

Lemuel Gulliver came to shrink you down,

I'm the better rapper, just get out of town.

White:

I was born as Gillis,

and better than Bruce Willis,

You sink so much, and with your rhymes,

People have told you're fat so many times!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU, DECIDE.

GREATEST

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!! 