User blog:SPARTAN 119/West vs East Rap Battle: Arya Stark (Game of Thrones) vs Asuna Yuuki (Sword Art Online)

Arya Stark VS Asuna Yuuki

Theme: Girls with rapiers, West vs East

Arya
So this nerdy heiress want challenge the princess of the North?

Bitch I'll draw my blade and cut down your net worth!

Unlike you, Game Girl, I wield the blade in real life,

Though I could probably do you in with just a butter knife!

I mean I'm a traveling warrior, you're a damsel in distress,

Whose entire fucking franchise is a poorly written mess!

I've already won this battle, you never had chance,

But if your really want to die, alright then, let's dance!

Asuna
You call this a battle, this royal bloodletting!?

Truly more of a massacre, call this a Red Wedding!

I'll put my rapier through your throat, just like your buddy Lommy

Make bleed out your carotid faster than your mommy!

But worry not Arya, I'll make your death quick,

Then I'll take your puny sword and use it as a toothpick!

Knights of the Blood Vice-captain, ready to claim victory

I'll immobilize you faster than an arrow to the knee!

Arya


Vice-captain? So you admit you're second best!

I'll thread you in my Needle, slay you at my behest.

You're useless with your boyfriend, master of co-dependency,

I'm the only one here with an Independent Destiny

I'll run my blade right through your black-clad Gary Stu

with just a flick of my wrist

Then I'll scratch two names off my personal hit list!

Asuna
You think your attacks hurt me?

877 points in auto healing,

I'll get back up, strike right back

send this bitch a reeling!

Warrior princess my ass! What stands before my eyes

Is a war orphan so ugly, I mistook her for a guy!

You may have escaped Joffrey, but now you face your end,

I'll crush you with technology you medieval mind will never comprehend

Heiress to RECTO Progress, dishing out verbal pain,

Just like a Nerve Gear, I'll fry your primitive brain!