User blog:Stevethebarbarian/Hercule Satan Vs Dan Hibiki

No introduction neccecary. Let's do this.

Dan Hibiki
Howdy, dude, they call me Dan,

How'd ya like an autograph, man?

Cause I got plenty, trust me buddy,

For some reason they're sellin' cruddy,

But I like your afro, so just for you,

I'll give you half price, just 3.52.

By the way, I'm that famous bro,

Who invented the art of Saykyo!

I'm sure you're totally shocked,

I know you've heard of the fights I've rocked,

If you ask nicely I'll show you a koryuken,

So watch closely and I'll... nothing rhymes with that.

Hercule
Hey, little buddy, I hate to break it to ya...

But I've never heard of you, so just hold off on the awe.

See kid, I'm a big deal, I hit 137,

Try and hit me again and I'll just step left and,

If you wanna get better don't start with a legend,

Cause I'm the world champ, call me Mr. Satan!

And I can back up the name, hit harder than the devil,

So take a step back and work on your treble,

That's right, I'm the better rapper too,

So get out of the way, before you, uh, catch my flu.

Dan
Nice try, but your flows are lame,

Don't go thinking that Blanka is tame,

But hey, don't worry, this is one-on-one,

I'll beat the champ and have some fun,

Me and Sakura'll avenge my dad,

And on the way there's fame to be had!

I'm the best martial artist since Ryo Sakazaki,

I'll whip you cause your record's splotchy.

If you want a pounding, you met the right guy,

I'll block a dynamite punch like swattin' a fly,

This Street Fighter dosen't have his name on a city,

But that's all gonna change, so I hear you're feeling shitty?

By the time I'm done you'll really have a pain in your spleen,

Remind me again how you beat eighteen?

Hercule
You're makin' a mistake, little dude,

Cause it's the worlds strongest with whom you picked a feud,

I'm no cheater, I'm just a boss,

If you want to beat me, watch my messemup toss,

Now I know you think you're just somethin' else, 

But ask Cell who's best, I took his perfect pelt,

And if you wanna take on a reall world savior,

Go fight Goku and call me later,

See how that turns out, and then you'll get it,

You can't kick ass when your life is ended,

And so I gotta finish this up reall quick,

I got a meeting at six, and I can't miss it,

So get the fuck out of my damn city,

If you don't I don't feel anything for you but pity,

Because you're gonna be the one with the stomach cramp,

If you try to pick a fight with the true WORLD CHAMP!!!

Who won? Who's next?
You decide! The World Champ! The master of Saykyo! 