User blog:PixelNova/Poppy VS Pikachu

The connection is I wanted to the end. I'm too lazy to write anything else just read the battle.

Poppy:

'''Hello Internet! I’m Poppy! Welcome back, this time you’ll find.'''

That my fame is bigger than this rat’s original design.

'''Think you’ll be the victor in this battle? You must be Thunder-stoned!'''

You’re a lowlife, I’ve seen more of it come from a baby cubone

I want a good pokemon game; can you help me find it?

Your rap attacks are like your thundershock, it will just be ineffective!

I was reacted to by Pewdiepie, something you’ll never achieve!

“Where’d everybody go?” is what you’ll say when you lose to me!

Ash:

Pikachu, I choose you!

Pikachu:

I choose to diss out this sell out

Screw Mickey (pika-p!) I'm the most iconic mo

'''I’ve been in this since Gen 1. Let’s Go, you’re old news! '''

It won’t take a detective pikachu to see that you’ll lose!

I’ve got fire red bars, that’ll make you overheat!

Your legacy will only go down as an animation meme!

The albino version of Hannah Montana, that’s poppy!

You say you’re winning this, you got to be lying to me.

Poppy:

'''But I’m not lying. You know that I do not hate you.'''

'''Why are you so mad at me right now? You’re acting like I mimikyu.'''

I thought these 3D glasses worked, but you’re still falling flat!

I’m leaving you dead *chuckle* reminds me of another rat

That mic you used was worse than the one on Hey You Pikachu

I suggest fleeing before this battle gets a little Gory-chu

I’ll leave Clefairy’s Plan B forgotten just like Pikachutwo.

You’re such a worthless ditto even your own trainer abandoned you

Pikachu:

You call yourself a Barbie Kawaii Child, so it’s best if you can it!

Even if I was a Pichu, I can still beat Poppy - In a minute!

You show no emotion at all, you’re more of a mannequin than Charlotte!

Your songs are terrible, Justin Bieber is a better musical artist!

You think you’ll win when a couple dollar bills is your retort?

I’m spitting lightning fast attacks, while you only got your last resort!

When it comes to rap, I’m even more powerful than Mewtwo!

'''Who will win in this battle? Nobody will ever choose you!'''