User blog:Dragonsblood23/Mr. Morton VS Mr. Miyagi



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MR. MORTON

VS

MR. MIYAGI

BEGIN

Mr. Miyagi:

WHA CHA! I'm The Karate master not that remix with Jackie Chan.

All you do is write poems and grow flowers for some dinner night plan.

Got my Medal of Honor in the war while you ride Biff's Bus Co,

As my raps are fast and awesome yours is lame and slow.

I grew in fame while you had 2 appearances with one about how to rycycle.

While you live a boring life I'm a fly cathing chopstick pro pyscho.

Mr. Morton:

Now hold up I'm the subject of the rap as the predicate says I won

Go back to that cliff doing movie posters by posing in the set of the sun.

At least I have a wife alive and a wonderful son named Norton.

Hell, even my wife, Pearl can beat you as you get scratched by my cat, Orton.

Mr. Miyagi:

Morton, Norton, Orton!?!?!?!? Those sound like lazy gay ass names.

I will Wax off your School House cause it's doesn't rock it's lame.

Stop your poetry grammer rhyming cause it will bring you down.

In fact After I beat you I will nuke your entire little gay ass town.

I mean a neighbor who chases his kid in the middle of the road

also you married a wife that's not a whale but more of a toad.

So why don't you just climb up those stairs and fall down and die please.

Mr. Morton:

I got to get my mail so stop your idiotical rapping function.

So replacing me is......... CONJUNCTION JUNCTION.

Conjuction Junction:

Hey whats up Keisuke I can just run you over with my train.

because your type of train takes half of the movie to entertain.

So you can just give up OR you can just die.

because your student, Daniel is just another Marty Mcfly.

Now I better get to the gardens to see the ducks,

AND if they could speak they would say you just got fucked.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Who won? Mr. Miyagi Mr. Morton and Conjuction Junction