User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle of Randomness 6- Flappy Bird vs. Pacman

Today is a great day for a RRR. So let's get this started.

I chose two popular games, one from the 80s and one from a more recent time.

Yay.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

FLAPPY BIRD

VS

PAAAACMAAAAN

Go, please.

Flappy Bird:

 It's me, Flappy Bird; the game that's all the rage and also causing rage,

pause and take a look at your Facebook Page

about Flappy Bird, they'll never stop talking

so before you start squawking and balking

notice the people gawking on their phones, going TAP TAP

your game is crap, people walking out of the

arcade this aint the eighties so I'm chalking up a win

and your lady, I'll be stalking. All the focking Flappies be flocking. (Ain't that shocking?)



Pacman:

<p style="text-align:left;">Your game is a disaster, you think you rule the nation

<p style="text-align:left;">but I'm the true master, even in this generation

<p style="text-align:left;">you did not even create your own graphics,

<p style="text-align:left;">an exact crap ripoff of Mario, the classic.

<p style="text-align:left;">It's insane that your inane game's main demographic

<p style="text-align:left;">are pre-teeners, wieners, stoners and cocaine addicts

<p style="text-align:left;">ive straight had it with your mundane game,

<p style="text-align:left;">it's unentertaining and lame, I'm so ashamed that this achieved fame

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<p style="text-align:left;">Flappy Bird:

<p style="text-align:left;">Look, you had your run but it's time for me to take my filght

<p style="text-align:left;">stop eating your power pills, you think it's all right

<p style="text-align:left;">but your wife is a hermaphrodite, you're seeing ghosts at night

<p style="text-align:left;">you may think I'm saying this is spite... well I might.

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<p style="text-align:left;">Pacman:

<p style="text-align:left;">Get real, the Flappy pandemonium's about to die down

<p style="text-align:left;">Can't call you bird, cause you got red lips like a clown

<p style="text-align:left;">call me 2Pac-Man cause I'm the best rapper

<p style="text-align:left;">and hope that this Flappy gets flushed down the crapper

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