User blog:Loygansono55/Loygansono55 vs ERBofSmoshery - Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament

Salutations! In this battle of the first round of the Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament, Loygansono55 obviously battles ERBofSmoshery! Who will win? You (decide)!

No beat because I'm lazy.

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

WE'RE NOT HISTORICAL AT ALL!

BUT SHUT UP!

ERBOFSMOSHERY!

VERSUS!

LOYGANSONO55!

BEGIN!

ERBofSmoshery:
After this b-b-battle Barry, I'll tell you, you won't be missed

Got a sharp diss! Like a twist of the wrist, or a kiss from my fist, get the gist?

You've been lyrically dismissed! Reminisce to the times that you've lost like this

'Cause when I spit bars, I show more capitals than your syndrome list!

An OCD ADHD BC MC is gonna come down with great rhyme!

I'm flowing through lines and lines all tied with kinds of deadly opines!

So here's my opinion Brony, you'll need more tablets than Loygan-Sony

Get back to your bedroom you Pony baloney, or I'll strip this bureau-crap down to the bone-y!

Loygansono55:
Those raps: No comment... Kodi, why would you join

When your only vote of confidence is the flip of a coin?

You've been pit against me, so it's too late to improve

When I'm through, the only category on your page will be "Removed"!

This cheapskate's not smoking me, but he still can't afford dentistry

[http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/4/4e/ERBofSmoshery4.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/700?cb=20150515220015|Trying to mix you and winning? You should know that isn't chemistry!]

Spitting explicitly, rhymes sick enough to redefine debauchery

I often see a crop of these, who'd ever remember Smoshery?

ERBofSmoshery:
ERBofSmoshery lifts his head slowly to look at Loyg, then begins to rap fast.

Don't need to be well known to beat up this Scot, now they'll know me for spitting a curse

You're fapping and bashing your meat on your verse, you can't think of good raps without Meat helping verse! (Yeah, I heard!)

Even if you think you're getting warmer, I'll leave you weeping while you're sleeping you're keeping as a mourner!

How'd you ever win the second tourney? Well, I'm gonna batter till you're crumpled like those trousers in the corner!

Loygansono55:
I'm standing taller even before I squash your afro with my flow

And matching you blow for blow even when my shoulder broke!

You're the one who knocks on death's door now that you've been destroyed

I've just de-railed this bailing skater, and I won't see you later, boy!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-

FUCK!

I BIT MY TONGUE!

Who won? I don't understand English. What did I just read? Where am I?

Vote for who you thought won in the comments!