Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-71.110.225.113-20130324233034

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Darth Vader

VS.

Bane

BEGIN

Bane: 

Speak of the devil, and he will appear,

Don't calm down Vader, the time for fear is here,

Your respirator is for the weak, Mine keeps me strong,

Mine fuels Gotham's reckoning, yours makes you live long.

Your black suit isn't scary to me, darkness is MY ally,

I'll break your body and your spirit,

I am the league of Shadows, here to make sure you die!

Darth Vader: 

My bidding is to make sure that I beat you like I did Hitler,

You plan to beat me? You coudn't beat Batman and a little girl!

I've defeated entire armies, you couldn't handle one Bat!

You show too much empathy, Bane, you couldn't bear to lose your fame!

I take over Planets! You take over Football games!

Try to fight me when your army isn't made up of the mentally insane!

Bane:

You destroy planets, and this gives you power over me?

I took out half of Gotham - instantly!

Drove more people insane than Scarecrow!

Terrorised more people than the Joker!

And even broke the Batman's back

What can you say to that?

I torture enemies, not my children,

Not only Gotham is in ashes, but also your chances of winning!

Darth Vader: 

There is a storm coming, Bane. As in stormtroopers,

Killing off your army of prisoners.

I'll force-choke your mouth, make you weak again,

While I kick Miranda back into her pit,

And take your dead terrorist ass and throw it in the ocean. *Pronounced OSHANE*

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC


 * Bane Breathing*

RAP


 * Darth Vader Breathing*

BATTLES OF HISTORY