User blog:ThyNotShallRap/General Custer vs Sitting Bull. Epic Rap Battles of Warriors Episode 4

Hello, warriors! I'm lazy so i'll shorthnd this.
The prts for Custer, Tecumseh, and Geronimo

-Diarrhea break.

No more Shrthnd.

The parts for Custer, Tecumseh, Geronimo, and Group Pioneer Parts are written by GravityMan, again. Yes. He's awesome.

Check out his fabulous midseason finale Here.

This is the midseason finale for ERBoW, as if you care. :p. Did i use that properly? i think.

sry bout bad coding

Here's the battle already.

Beat: bowel movement

Pioneers:
Custer:  This Color 

Crockett:  This Color 

Boone:  This Color 

Natives:
Sitting Bull: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">This Color

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tecumseh: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,153,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">This Color

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="line-height:21px;font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Geronimo: <span style="line-height:21px;font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="line-height:21px;font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,153,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">This Color

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(239,239,239);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6666666666667px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:21px;">Full Groups: Stock color

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARRIORS

General Custer!

versus!

Sitting Bull!

begin!

<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Custer:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Custer’s here, what an uncontrolled land, I gotta take command, 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Wait here’s a man ruling over, how could you let it get outta hand? '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Give it to me and my red rapped men from the Western Frontier! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’ll take care of it, Injun, like a couple of your Killdeer! ''' ===<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sitting Bull: === <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me against you again? You've got to be serious, '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You tried to play stealth, I should call you George the Curious! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your weak rhymes, and your bars, oh, man they're terrible! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'll squeeze out a Bighorn and change my name to Shitting Bull! '''

<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pioneers:
==='''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#e6b8af;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Let me explore your raps, you simply don't mess with the Crockett! === <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#e6b8af;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I died for the Alamo, now my musket's ready, and I cocked it! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm Boone! Let's visit our neighbors to spit our violent rhymes! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Delivering presents at your door far after Christmas-time. '''

<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Natives:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re a load of crock Crockett, I’ll shut you down like the Alamo! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’d rap you into sick disses, like I’m an enemy blanket, Crow! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hey that’s my line! Ugh, it’s fine, even though we’re from enemy tribes, '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We share a common foe, let’s work together and spit rhymes! '''

<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pioneers:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#efefef;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The trails we’ve blazed can’t match with the burns we deliver and, 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I have seen more sophistication 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#efefef;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">In a simple log cabin! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We were sent on missions to conquer! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#e6b8af;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You were sent to missions to work! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#efefef;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We ripped your styles and sold them for half of their worth! '''

<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Natives:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yo you don’t wanna flow against the swiftest mofo ya know, 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I drop cold fuckers, you’ll be screaming GERONIMO! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hold up, there’s Tecumseh to come, hard at this Chero-cheeky fail! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I spit dope in a direct path, call it the Medicine Trails! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Custer, it’s evident, once again, you have lost to me. '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We are able to deliver our bars at their <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">terminal velocity! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m coming in with final words, so I suggest you take cover, 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Or I’ll scalp off your hair and make a macaroni Custard! '''

<span style="font-size:17.333333333333332px;font-family:'TrebuchetMS';color:#efefef;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Custer:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re pathetic even flanked, shoulda sent Crazy Horse to kill!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Got your bitch to grab my gun, Annie knows the drill!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">It took all of your armies to defeat this one man,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Now your people live in poverty, selling goods in Last Stands!

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WHO WON? Pioneers Natives