User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh's rap battles yonduu vs mary poppins

Intro
Josh's epic rap battles!

YONDUU

VS

MARY POPPINS!

BEGIN!

yonduu
it's yonduu the badass who made guardians movie what it is today,

don't step to me or you will pay,

i'm a badass even in my old age,

let me take a look at you wow woman you look like mrs.frizzle's bitchy companion,

just by whistling i made my arrows take out a whole army,

before you rap i advise you not start with me,

i gave starlord a reason to be thankful for what he is,

no go back to london since you got no tits,

Marry poppins
well it's seems this man needs a little lesson in manners,

cause it's seems you no respect for woman not that it matters,

i'm one of disney's most sucesfull movies i'm getting movie where i return,

while you on the other are just obscure,

i'm a power packing nanny who will make your death medicine go all the way down,

so i'm gonna turn your world inside out,

i got magic a painting i can jump in and make it come to life,

plus my penguin waiters were in roger rabbit but they don't need dip to end your strife,

i'm a power packing nanny who send you flying in the wind,

so what  makes you sure that you are gonna win?

yonduu
you a nanny please your going over my knees,

since i have since a better nanny movie from nanny mcphee, *hold up a nanny mcphee dvd*

think you medicine effects me please i am not effected,

plus we all known it's been years so your sequel is obviously gonna be defective

i got a whole crew gathered beside me called the guardians of the galaxy,

biggest thing in comics cause you know we rolling in money, (cha ching)

we all know your history with dick van dyke ms.poppins,

but we all know he was instead dating tylermore and made his dyke popping,

you were big in the eighties maybe but nowadays,

i wanted to watch your story i rather watch saving mr.banks,

mary poppins
so you wanna know about checks cause i know a thng or two,

disney owns marvel now so you can't sue,

even if you could it be a thing you would dread,

since in the sequel spoiler alert you end up dead,

you might've defeated a living planet but you truely overrated,

but you truely could never tell starlord you and him were related,

i will leave you  with this you rejected smurfy blue man group member,

disney is planning to own fox now so i will send homer simpson to leave you dismembered,

annoucner
who won? who's next? you decide! josh's *whistling is heard* epic rap battles!!!