User blog:JaphethMario/Spy VS Spy vs Tom and Jerry. Japheth's Fictional Rap battle Ep.13

Nope, this is not a 1 v 1 v 2 battle.





This battle features MAD magazine iconic duo, White Spy and Black Spy against the world famous cat and mouse, Tom and Jerry.



























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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">( Note: Tom is denoted in this color, Jerry is denoted in this color , White Spy is denoted in this color , Black Spy is denoted in this color , if both of  them are rapping they appear white)

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Tom and Jerry Verse:

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*Tom eats Jerry*

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Spy VS Spy Verse:

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*White Spy and Black Spy dies for some reason*

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">WHO WON? WHO WON? Tom's Stomach Grim Reaper Neitzche's Mustache

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Nah they HAVE to talk in this rap battle, sorry

Tom and Jerry Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C">Spy vs Spy? Are we battling that awesomeAustralian Band?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">Nope, it’s just these two forget <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">table C.I.A. Agents wannabe frauds

<p class="ParaAttribute1" style="line-height:130%"> Who <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">’ s an insult to parodies everywhere, they <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">’ re literally a Defection

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> We <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#AA694C">’ re flawless, even Nostalgia Critic know our show only strives for perfection

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">We’re the original emcees of silent duos, making traps before Spy vs Spy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">And even you’re not a cat or a food, you still rip-off our style

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Admire by millions and even rock the MGM, we’re famous that’s for sure

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">And no matter how much comics you got <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C">, you and your country will always be obscure

Spy VS Spy Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166">This is going to be EC, two pests <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#A6A6A6; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">against <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166"> cool spies who can spit gruesome bars? <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166">That’s even colder than fighting each other in the Cold War <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor: background1;mso-themeshade:166">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166">You should just keep your mouth shut, and let us do the rapping <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166">Cause’ just like your first movie, we don’t want to hear both of you talking <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">Like Spike the dog, we’re barking disses to bite both of your tails <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">That will teach you lesson from Showing all of your horrible Tales <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#404040;mso-themecolor: text1;mso-themetint:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">Disney Duos try to bite us? It’s impossible cause’ your ass already got owned! <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">You’re too weak to tackle us with the mic, shoulda let Nibbles handle the microphone <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Oh! We still make people laugh, because’ we are still aggressive causing each other harm

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">While you got tamer and nicer, your slapstick nowadays losing its charm

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">We’re the two faces spies with nice hat; yes we’re the original Team Fortress 2

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">So better watch your backs, or we’ll surprise buttsecks right at you

Tom and Jerry Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#AA694C">Family Guy told us that <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C"> both of you are homosexual dildos, don’t you believe it <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">Then why you like spying each <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">other, could <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C"> you care to explain it?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">White and Black Spies you’re not bad in a good way, you’re just plain bad

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Like your CN show which is a disgrace to cartoons than all the crappy movies we had

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C">Yo White and Nerdy Spy, your comics are nothing but a bored

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">And Black Spy, just stick to working on your unpaid labor

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C">We’re hitting on ladies <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#AA694C">because <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#AA694C"> that’s what we love to do

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">While you got hit <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 바탕;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1"> in the face <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">by The Grey Spy Who Shagged you

Spy VS Spy Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">Look who’s talking about romance, the cat who wants to eat a mouse <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">We <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040;mso-themecolor:text1; mso-themetint:191">Black and White owners will <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#404040; mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:191">make this undisciplined Puss Gets the Boot out of <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#404040; mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:191">the house <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#404040;mso-themecolor: text1;mso-themetint:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166">You ruin childhoods faster than TransBOREmers directed by Michael Bay <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">We Got to Have '<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166">to '<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166"> Money <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#A6A6A6; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">, that’s what you only care nowadays <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">This ain’t a  Joke , but we’re better MADder rappers that’s gonna strike a '' Dagger! ''<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">At these Mickey Mouse and Felix copy Cats, making racist jokes except much <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">lamer <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#BFBFBF; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">!

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">No matter how Orggy is your Cock <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림;color:#BFBFBF; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">is, you’ll never get any ladies, deal with it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Why you’re feeling Blue ? Is it because you realize your ass got train wrecked?

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Who Won?
Who Won Spy VS Spy Tom and Jerry

Connection;
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 * Rivalry duos, they are sometimes friends at some point
 * Slapstick duos
 * Both of them are known to be silent and making traps against each other

Trivia:

 * This is the third team battle
 * Black Spy and White Spy are the fourth and third character to be in Black and White (no pun intended)


 * After Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde and Kirby
 * If you count Tom and Jerry as a Disney character then they are the second and third Disney to rap

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 * The first one is Elsa
 * ​Originally Spy VS Spy will face Phineas na dFerb and TOm and Jerry will face Gumball and Darwin

News
FNaF 4 is out early...so Steve vs Freddy Fazbear REMAKE will be made on some time.

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