User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Lak's Epic Rap Battles - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton

Yes this is one of the battles I said I'd post.

Shut up I'm still on hiatus.

I'm gonna go now.

Bye.

Let's go m80:
LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

DONALD TRUMP

VS

HILLARY CLINTON

BEGIN!



Hillary Clinton:

First Lady in the 90s, presidential candidate in the 2000s,

Far Right Republicans voted for a orange peel who acts like a clown, and,

Wants to protect their 2nd Amendment by ordering a hit on me,

Don’t expect this feminist to go easy, we can agree to disagree,

I love all races, that’s why I’m running for President,

You’re despicable and repugnant, just ask David Letterman,

You’d get us all killed as a president, always runnin’ your mouth,

Tomorrow, you’d probably drop an N bomb on the South!

I’ve seen what you’ve done, you’ve got a lot of companies,

<p class="MsoNormal">But some have failed, you’re not good for the economy,

<p class="MsoNormal">So wake up America, would you rather have a child abuser,

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s unpopular with allies and is compared to Adolf Hitler?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Donald Trump:

<p class="MsoNormal">I know a lot of people, good people, I’m proud of each one,

<p class="MsoNormal">They told me, however, that this Trump train isn’t done,

<p class="MsoNormal">Toss you near a whaling boat, Japan will have at you,

<p class="MsoNormal">Even Russia sees I’m the best, the hell did you do?

<p class="MsoNormal">Quit wasting all your time trying to be hip with the kids,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re sucking off black votes more than Monica did,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m chilling in my tower, you’re down in the city, yo,

<p class="MsoNormal">After you lose, you’d probably blame it on a video,

<p class="MsoNormal">Everyone who releases your info is like your emails, deleted,

<p class="MsoNormal">I own up to my mistakes, you tell newscasters to beat it,

<p class="MsoNormal">You played a role in Watergate, ask Zeifman himself,

<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you calling me a child abuser when you defended one yourself?

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<p class="MsoNormal">*US flag drops in background and is then burned, GW is revealed*

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<p class="MsoNormal">George Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">For fuck’s sake, I made this country for everyone to be equal,

<p class="MsoNormal">Not for some spray tan businessman or a face of pure evil!

<p class="MsoNormal">I chopped down a cherry tree, and I’m not going to lie,

<p class="MsoNormal">I would’ve let King George take my home over these guys!

<p class="MsoNormal">But let’s start with Clinton here, hot shot presidential female,

<p class="MsoNormal">Your catheter probably leaked like your god damn emails!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bitch, you’re not fit to run, you’re a walking existential crisis,

<p class="MsoNormal">Trump would at least fight the war and not play Battleship with ISIS!

<p class="MsoNormal">But don’t think I’m praising you; I’m the OG of Boston,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re like your lies about Ted Cruz, US double-crossin’,

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s a wall between you and victory, and surely I don’t jest,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re literally the business man version of Kanye West!

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s wrap this up, let me put this through your minds that are hollow,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have to win a war and write a Constitution one of you won’t follow!

<p class="MsoNormal">Now a word with the people, let my word ring out this day,

<p class="MsoNormal">You all gave yourselves two types of poison, and there’s hell to pay!

Who won? Hillary Clinton Donald Trump George Washington