Easter Bunny

"How you gonna battle? I invented hip-hopping!"

- Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny battled Genghis Khan in Epic Rap Battles of History 8 and was played by Nice Peter.

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The Easter Bunny (also called the Easter Rabbit or Easter Hare) is a character depicted as a rabbit bringing Easter eggs. Originating among German Lutherans, the Easter Hare originally played the role of a judge, evaluating whether children were good or disobedient in behaviour at the start of the season of Eastertide. In legend, the creature carries colored eggs in his basket, candy and sometimes also toys to the homes of children, and as such shows similarities to Santa Claus, as they both bring gifts to children on the night before their respective holiday. The German Lutheran custom was first mentioned in Georg Franck von Frankenau's De ovis paschalibus (About Easter Eggs) in 1682 referring to an Alsace tradition of an Easter Hare bringing Easter Eggs. Hallmark has used him as a mascot during Easter.

ERBoH Bio
Hey y’all! The Easter Bunny, here! I’m the cute, little rabbit that hops into your home on Easter morning leaving baskets filled with colored eggs and candy for children! You lucky dogs! I was first introduced by Georg Franck von Franckenau in a book about an Easter Hare bringing Easter Eggs! Oh Georg, what a silly old man! You crazy! But I’m glad he invented me because what a wonderful life I’ve got! I work one day a year, people make chocolate statues of me and I’m in all sorts of movies! You guys, did you know I give eggs because they used to be forbidden during Lent, so on Easter Catholics went egg crazy? Wild, right?! Anyway, thanks for the holiday, Jesus! Hop, hop, hop!



Verse 1:
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hopping!

My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping

The Easter Bunny, baby. I deserve to be arrogant

You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian

Oooh, what you gonna do?

You’ve got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!

The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China

Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!

Verse 2:
Take it easy, baby. No need for this meanness

We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus

I give people candy. You just like to pillage

Why don’t you get out of my face and go back to your village?

Trivia

 * The Easter Bunny is the first animal to rap, followed up by the Cat in the Hat.
 * He was also the first holiday mascot to be used, before Christopher Columbus and Santa Claus.
 * He is the first, and only, character to have the Announcer sigh when introducing him.