User blog:JKGame/Shovel Knight vs Sash Lilac: Epic Rap Battles of the Universe

Uhhhh......

Wow, ain't that the best intro to a battle ever.

Wanted to use Lilac in a battle, and while I had Shovel Knight planned for my other series, this matchup was just too perfect in my opinion. I'm still going to use Shovel Knight again sometime later, but for now, here's the battle!

"Main protagonist of his eponymous video game by Yacht Club Games, Shovel Knight, and one of the three main characters of the indie game Freedom Planet, Sash Lilac, battle each other to see who is the better protagonist from indie video games heavily inspired by other games. However, it seems that it's not just going to be between the two of them..."

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

SHOVEL KNIGHT!

VS!

SASH LILAC!!!!!

BEGIN!

Shovel Knight:
Let's Kickstart this battle! I'm ready diss this Avalician!

You're just a has-been who doesn't remotely resemble a dragon!

I'm an honorable knight bound to the Code of Shovelry

So dope that I'm both an amiibo and an assist trophy!

You're literally the Sonic to my Mario when it comes to indies

Always Slashed Mercilessly while people are still Digging my game Tirelessly!

You're about to lose your head harder than the King of Shuigang did

Had enough? I still have a Treasure Trove of more disses!

You think you're strong but I'd say you're weaker than your puppy friend!

You're considered a traitor to your group while I'm The Valley's godsend!

I'll Shovel Drop you and leave your wounds as a Remnant of your Fate

You truly are a thief. I mean, you did steal Sonic's gameplay

Sash Lilac:
I've been through torture from Brevon, but hearing you rap was even worse!

How can you be considered a skilled warrior with that little Spade of yours?

Calling me a Sonic rip-off? Like that totally hasn't been beaten to the ground!

I was only picking up the slack when the hedgehog was slowing down!

Not to mention you have no right to talk when it comes to ripping games off

Especially when you're shamelessly copying likes of Mega Man and Scrooge McDuck!

You're just an overrated guy who's spreading across other games like a Plague!

And your personality? I wouldn't even consider it one-note and vague!

Mr. Heropants should've known better than to challenge me to a fight

You're like an 8-bit Ike with you always sparring with a Black Knight!

You're like a tail that'll always be behind me, so it's best to keep your mouth shut!

How can I take you seriously when a mode changes your name to Butt Butt?

Shovel Knight:
When it comes to substance, I found your rhymes to be rather lacking

I thought your verse was bad enough, but then I heard your voice acting!

My disses hit like Dust Knuckles, yours are more akin to some harmless Carols

There's no way you can top someone who has beaten a god and Battletoads!

Sash Lilac:
Oh yeah? Have you helped reunite all three kingdoms?

How you became so popular is something I can't fathom!

Spitting raps so fast it's like as if I'm using a Dragon Boost!

You're still stuck with one game while my sequel's coming soon!

Shovel Knight:
Still can't hear that you're losing? You must have not worn your hearing aids!

You mock my choice of weapon when you fight with hair like a scaly Shantae!

Not wearing a Phase Locket, but I'm still unharmed by your weak rhyme schemes

You and your friends are nothing but the stars of a furry's romantic dreams!

Sash Lilac:
With that generic furry diss, you certainly won't win that easily!

You'd just be a simple asteroid in an entire indie galaxy!

Don't need a dumb Flare Wand to serve up some pure fire!

You can't even last a second without your girlfriend without deciding to retire!

(Suddenly a giant white laser is shot at Lilac and Shovel Knight. Both barely manage to avoid and see who exactly shot at them. Then, a background, Snowdin.)

???:
let’s just get to the point

Sans:
it’s a beautiful day to dish out a verse

i’d play your games, but it’s not worth the effort

i’m a humerus skeleton who can easily win this in his sleep

so prepare to get snowd-in with raps colder than neera li

besides having little time to frisk about, my life’s been pretty swell

and on days like these, kids like you should be burning in a bullet hell

you should’ve followed the tu-toriel on how to spit a good rhyme

but now you’re gonna have more of a bad time than when playing mighty no nine

sans the nostalgia you shove in your games, no one would actually find them fun

'''ooh! those are the expressions of someone who just got dunked on!'''

you guys use tired video game tropes, while my game's like no other

you can call me a worker at grillby's cause you just got served WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC-

(The logo is then hit by Shovel Knight doing the Shovel Drop)

Ow! -RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Poll
Who won? Shovel Knight Sash Lilac Sans