User blog:Mystical Trixter/A most riveting game

So, I introduced Timmy to the word game "Walrus", where basically it's like Rock Paper Scissors, You start off with one thing (I.E a Pencil) then the other person says something that could beat that. Whoever can stump the other person with some item wins. This is our game.
 * banana
 * 10:22 Firebrand795 Toaster
 * 10:23 TKandMit Power outage
 * 10:23 Firebrand795 Electricians
 * 10:23 TKandMit Live wire
 * 10:23 Firebrand795 Wirecutters
 * 10:23 TKandMit Machete
 * 10:24 Firebrand795 Katana
 * 10:24 TKandMit Ninja
 * 10:24 Firebrand795 Samurai
 * 10:24 TKandMit Pirate
 * 10:25 Firebrand795 Soldier
 * 10:25 TKandMit ISIS
 * 10:25 Firebrand795 Ebola
 * 10:25 TKandMit The Black Plague
 * 10:25 Firebrand795 Doctors
 * 10:26 TKandMit Low paying paychecks
 * 10:26 Firebrand795 Unemployment money
 * 10:27 TKandMit The Great Depression.
 * 10:27 Firebrand795 Farmers
 * 10:27 TKandMit Shippers.
 * 10:28 Firebrand795 The government
 * 10:28 TKandMit Conspiracy theories.
 * 10:28 Firebrand795 Politicians
 * 10:29 TKandMit Strippers.
 * 10:29 Firebrand795 Pimps.
 * 10:29 TKandMit Jack the Ripper.
 * 10:29 Firebrand795 Hannibal Lecter.
 * 10:29 TKandMit Jail cell.
 * 10:30 Firebrand795 Spoons. (Shawshank Redemption)
 * 10:30 TKandMit nice. Forks.
 * 10:30 Firebrand795 Knives
 * 10:30 TKandMit Machete. (rewind mofo)
 * 10:31 Firebrand795 Chainsaw
 * 10:31 TKandMit Machine gun.
 * 10:32 Firebrand795 Sniper
 * 10:32 TKandMit Spy.
 * 10:32 Firebrand795 Pyro
 * 10:32 TKandMit Nikola Tesla.
 * 10:33 Firebrand795 Thomas Edison
 * 10:33 TKandMit Lightning.
 * 10:33 Firebrand795 Zeus
 * 10:33 TKandMit Thor.
 * 10:33 Firebrand795 Captain America
 * 10:33 TKandMit The Incredible Hulk.
 * 10:34 Firebrand795 Superman
 * 10:34 TKandMit God.
 * 10:34 Firebrand795 Satan
 * 10:34 TKandMit An atheist?
 * 10:35 Firebrand795 Being beaten to death with a bible
 * 10:35 TKandMit Being beaten to death with a Quran.
 * 10:35 Firebrand795 Converting to Buddhism for peace.
 * 10:36 TKandMit Fire. (Buddhists set themselves on fire for some protesting thing iirc)
 * 10:36 Firebrand795 Water
 * 10:36 TKandMit Dry desert
 * 10:37 Firebrand795 Pyramids
 * 10:37 TKandMit The American railroad.
 * 10:37 Firebrand795 The underground railroad
 * 10:38 TKandMit Slaves.
 * 10:38 Firebrand795 Slave Masters
 * 10:38 TKandMit Abraham Lincoln.
 * 10:38 Firebrand795 John Wilkes Booth.
 * 10:38 TKandMit XDDD The dudes who hunted down John Wilkes Booth.
 * 10:39 Firebrand795 Time (Dunno how they died, so )
 * 10:39 TKandMit I don't have anything to beat Time
 * Uh
 * drop the e
 * Tim.
 * 10:40 Firebrand795 Trent. Since he beat you in the tourney.
 * 10:40 TKandMit Tim. Since I beat him in our second battle.
 * 10:41 Firebrand795 Jason, cuz he can ban you.
 * 10:41 TKandMit Wikia, cuz they can ban Jason.
 * 10:41 Firebrand795 Bill Gates, because he can buy Wikia and be leik "Lolnope"
 * 10:42 TKandMit Bill GatES' wife. WHo can divorce and take HALF HIS MONEY.
 * ACTUally, BIll Gates.
 * BECAUSE My LAPTOP keeps tunring caps on and off for no REAson.
 * BRB, need TO Fix this.
 * 10:43 Firebrand795 Does that mean I win?
 * 10:43 TKandMit SURE.
 * ffs, brb
 * 10:43 Firebrand795
 * 10:43 TKandMit SURE.
 * ffs, brb
 * 10:43 Firebrand795
 * 10:43 Firebrand795