Napoleon vs Napoleon

center|border|600px Epic Rap Battles of History #9 is the ninth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features the French political leader, Napoleon Bonaparte, battling against the main character of his self-named movie, Napoleon Dynamite. It was released on May 18, 2011.

Cast
Nice Peter as Napoleon Dynamite

EpicLLOYD as Napoleon Bonaparte

Lyrics
Napoleon Dynamite:

Gosh, I can’t believe how much of a little bitch you are

When it comes to world leaders, you like literally lowered the bar

I’ll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte. Turn your horse into glue

Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two!

I got skills. I’ll put you in a half Horatio Nelson

You’re the ugliest thing that’s ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin

You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnome

Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell and escargot the heck home?

Napoleon Bonaparte:

How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm

I am French. You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm

I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama

Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh’s

Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show

Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico

This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be

After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!

Napoleon Dynamite:

Why don’t you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide?

Cause this is a rap roller-coaster. You’re not even tall enough to ride

Ugh, I don’t even care how many, like, stupid Prussians you've killed

Cause to me you’re just the emperor of the lollipop guild!

Napoleon Bonaparte:

Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts!

I’m going to shove your moon boots straight up your poop shoot!

I’ll whip you so bad, they’ll make a virgin meringue

You’re the only type of dynamite that’s never going to bang!

Trivia

 * This is the first battle to be based on names.
 * Suggested by: ProdigySnipezz, plasman251, PYRO49, and mrphead34

Poll
Who do you think won? Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Dynamite