User:The Flatwoods Monster







"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

- BEN Drowned

Hi, I'm Noah, and I like horror.

I'm also not good at talking about myself.

Anyways, I'm just a perfectly useless and normal user on this site who doesn't really do much other then write fanmade battles and occasionally start arguements. All other slightly important information about me can be found in the nifty little thing down there. I am a genderless, ageless, faceless, speechless and locationless entity that refuses to give out information about itself. The name is a placeholder as well.



About Me= As I said, I am entity with no actual identity living in a nameless place on a mountain where it always snows.

My favorite horror movie is a tie between the Strangers and Sinister, and my least favorite is Paranormal Activity. My favorite action movie is Godzilla 2014, and my favorite movie of all-time is Wreck-It Ralph. I also like to play video games. My favorite video game is currently Super Smash Brothers 4, my favorite characters are Pac-Man, Mega-Man, Robin, Link, Zero Suit Samus and Mario. My favorite horror game is Five Nights at Freddys 2, as you could probably tell from my profile. My favorite book series is A Series of Unfortunate Events, and my favorite T.V. Show is Psych, even though I rarely watch television. Like, ever. I haven't watched it since July of 2014. My favorite candy is Reesee's and my favorite soda is Sprite.

My favorite holiday is October. In terms of things I like, I prefer dogs over cats, mountains over beaches, sweet over sour, horror over action over comedy over romance. I tend to be a pessimistic person among three very optimistic best friends of mine who are all lovely people. I'm also a fan of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck. If you don't know what that is, treat yourself and look it up.











Friends=

I like to think that everybody on here in my friend to some extent, but here are some specifics. Also, my creepypasta analogies are stupid. Sorry-

My favorite Digimon

We must go back.

Doctor Mario

A thing of the creepy-past.

Suit up.

Stoff'd.

Walking the Wiki.

Fires of Hell

Poes poems pwn posers.

The dead relatives of old speak to me in hushed tones

Gateway of the Mind

I'm really feelin' it!

Fires of Hell pt. 2

A hundred and fifteen TKids.

Stalks the night.

FacebookIndia

His planet shall rise

Blood has been shed

French Fried.

Nailed that one.

Not so bloody after all.



Normal Battles=

Epic Rap Battles:

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Epic Rap Battles of Horror=

People who still need opponents:


 * Sinistar (Sinistar)


 * Evil Otto (Berzerk!)


 * Smiley (Smiley)


 * Dracula (you should know who he is)


 * Nosferatu (Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror)


 * The Mole Man (Vanish)



Who Won?=

Season 1

1. Bill 'O Reilly (John put up a good fight, but in the end, Bill shut him down.)

2. Darth Vader (So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father? BAM. GAME OVER.)

3. Abe Lincoln (Chuck did nothing but brag.)

4. Sarah Palin (dat flow tho)

5. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage (Actually, Kim didn't do as bad as some say. I enjoyed this battle.)

6. Tie (Equally bad. Bieber's voice was designed for his failure and Beethoven used too many profanities.)

7. Albert Einstein (Hawking did good as well, but Einstein mocking Stephen's Black Hole theory sealed his fate.)

8. Genghis Kahn (I really wish this battle never happened.)

9. Napolean Bonaparte (You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! WHA-BOOM. GAME OVEEEER.)

10. Ben Franklin (Vince was a good save for Billy, but Franklin was too good for them both.)

11. Dumbledore (I really don't like LOTR anyways, but Dumbledore was just plain epic.)

12. Dr Seuss and his goons (Things 1 & 2 were annoying but they got the job done.)

13. Mr. Rogers (Finishing line finished off Mr. T.)

14. Christopher Columbus (I'LL STICK A FLAG UP YO ASS AND CLAIM YOU FOR SPAIN!)

15. EpicLLOYD (Peter made too many midget jokes.)

Season 2

1. Darth Vader (I personally thought they went overboard with Hitler.)

2. Tie (I thought the helmet line would win it for Leo but Master Chief came back strong with the Flintstones. Wait, what?)

3. Mario Bros (Mamma Mia!)

4. Elvis Presley (HAIL TO THE KING, BABEH. Nah-But-Really Elvis took it with his second verse.)

5. Cleopatra (Obvious choice.)

6. HAL 9000/Bill Gates (Steve just didn't cut it for me. Don't know why.)

7. Frank Sinatra (They overdid Mercury, almost seemed unfair. I loved Sinatra verses though.)

8. Barack Obama (I loved him as a rapper. He's not a bad president, either xP)

9. Doc Brown (As much as I respect the Doctor's fandom, I must say Back To The Future won this one.)

10. Bruce Lee (Bruce was Eastwood's worst nightmare in this battle.)

11. Batman (Many people didn't like him in that battle, I thought he was perfect.)

12. Moses (I did love the Jolly Giant's verses as well, though. Close battle.)

13. Tie (NEITHER. GOD HELP ME WHY DOES THIS BATTLE EXIST.)

14. MLK (Gandhi did good but MLK's flow was beautiful.)

15. Thomas Edison (Not saying I supported him in real life, though.)

16. Lance Armstrong (I'm not really sure why...)

17. Skrillex (Mozarts second verse seemed very forced with irrelevant IKEA references ._.)

18. Lenin > Gorbachev > Putin > Rasputin > Stalin (Not much to say about this one.)

Season 3

1. Darth Vader & Boba Fett (Just too good with that dubsteps.)

2. Al Capone (Though I feel like Blackbeard is underrated.)

3. Nobody (This matchup was such a waste of potential for both characters.)

4. Bob Ross (Though Picasso doesn't get enough credit.)

5. Muhammad Ali (No contest. Space Jam shuts Jordan down.)

6. Trump > Yet to Come > J.P. Morgan > Scrooge and Kanye (Everyone was good though. God damn I loved this battle.)

7. Tie (Both were great, the matchup lost though.)

8. Superman (BY A MILE! Superman's flow had to be the best in an ERB to date.)

9. Stephen King (Fast rapping couldn't save Poe against King's verses.)

10. Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson (As much as I despise Nye, Tyson is an old role model to me and not even Weird Al's talent level could save him.)

11. George Washington (Wallace was not impressive. Didn't like this battle, though. Too slow with a bad matchup.)

12. Tie (Both were good. TMNT needed longer lines but they worked better as a team, and Raphael's verses might as well not have happened.)

Season 4:

1. Ghostbusters (Mythbusters were great, but Ghostbusters worked beautifully as a team. Stay Puft was too short to really be considered.)

2. Romeo and Juliet (ARTLESS BEATLE-HEADED FLAX WENCH)

3. Zeus (Thor was immature, almost. Zeus kept up with heavy hitting.)

4. Hannibal Lecter (By far my favorite battle. Really close.)

5. Ellen (Just the flow made it better, in my opinion.)

6. Tarantino > Hitchcock > Spielberg > Bay > Kubrick (all were amazing though.

Favorites:

Favorite Battle: Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock

Least Favorite Battle: Adam vs Eve

Favorite Rapper: Superman

Least Favorite Rapper: Lady GaGa

Favorite Beat: Goku vs Superman

Favorite Season: Season 2



Who's Next?=

My Suggestions-


 * Andrew Hussie vs Homer the Poet (Number 1# :D)
 * King Tut vs Yugi Muto (Mostly for King Tut, somewhat for Yugi)
 * Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin (Who doesn't want this?)
 * Dr. Phil vs Sigmund Freud (I love Psychology)
 * Dracula vs Slenderman (Poor, poor Slendy, staying away from Peters camp.)
 * Taylor Swift vs King Henry VIII (Made me laugh.)
 * Katniss Everdeen (or Tris Prior) vs Boudicca (More like _____ vs Not-Joan but whatever)
 * Elsa vs Sub-Zero (Would make a cool Christmas Special)
 * Blues Brothers vs Daft Punk (Awesome.)
 * R.L. Stine vs H.P. Lovecraft (The new Poe vs King... and hilarious, at that.)
 * Dexter Morgan vs Norman Bates (Mostly for Bates, however)
 * Steve (Minecraft) vs Daniel Boone (I really want both in an ERB)
 * Bear Grylls vs Davy Crockett (Kind of a remake of the earlier suggestion, however)
 * Link vs King Arthur ("King Arthur can eat dicks")
 * Shawn Spencer and Gus vs ??? (Psych in a battle is yes.)

YouTubers I'd like to see play somebody in an ERB:
 * Catie Wayne (Though I don't think she's ever rapped before...hm...)
 * Markiplier (Yes.)
 * Tay Zonday (Double yes.)
 * Laina (Sings... hasn't rapped I don't think...)
 * JacksFilms (Would make my friends happy to see him.)