Talk:Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible/@comment-172.79.131.235-20160714163438/@comment-27286780-20160714164352

1. Pompey the Great. "What about me, Pompey? Yeah!"

2. Ivan the Terrible. "Accept this gift, Your Highness. I hear you enjoy the saddle!"

3. Catherine the Great "Couldn't spin in my chamber if this were Russian roulette!"

4. Frederick the Great "I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes If I had to look at your troll face every night!"

5. Alexander the Great "And I'll soar to the top Like the eagle whose feather I would sport In the helmet that I wore"