User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Sign-ups/@comment-15589301-20150620085256

Here goes nothing:

Here's 8 lines sure to pierce, and puncture foes like a leaf blade

Reptilian in my rapping style, challengers made into my HM slaves

Better hide in a cave, for this Englishmen is unleashing his arsenal of bars

I'll make like it's real football and kick rivals back from my turf, to their own backyard

If I were entered into this tourney, it would surely result, in my easy victory

Beating users is my specialty, I'll knock off competition comfortably

So best be afraid, I release deadly rhymes like they're Butterfree

Hell, I beat Dark Souls easily, beating these guys, hardly requires, my standard of rap quality