User blog comment:Chespin the Great/The Funeral for the Sloth Pope/@comment-5872292-20130422044428/@comment-9970593-20130422211719

@TeslaMan No, his body was buried in a tree trunk, which was dug out of the ground and carried by trailer to a strip club where his body was given a pair of sunglasses and a lap dance, then in the morning he was thrown down Victoria Falls in Tanzania with a stripper he met in a chat room.