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Darth Vader:
* heavy breathing*

I reserved a carbonite for you, Assdolf Shitler

You son of a Rodian

Macho Man:
You smurf, I'll elbow drop your whole nation,

On behalf of the whole World Wrestling Federation!

Napoleon Dynamite:
I'll crush you! I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson!

Keep your French fries; I got tater tots, gnome!

Napoleon Bonaparte:
How dare you address moi, you insolent worm!

Why don't you get in your little shell and escargot the heck home?

This boney bitch about to learn how bad a battle can be,

Mister Rogers:
I'll say this once, Terence. I hope it's understood.

Christopher Columbus:
Keep my crew's name out of your mouth or you'll get hurt.

I'll Leif Ericson your ass and predate your best work.

Yeoman Rand and Marlena gave you too many favors.

Bones diagnosed, you got sores on your phaser!

Steve Jobs:
Let me just step right in, I got shit to invent.

I need to bring up some basic shit, yo,

Why'd you name your company after your dick, bro?

You only got Windows 'cause you stole from Apple.

Every creative soul I know uses Apple!

I bet you they made this beat on an Apple!

Walked into the record industry and killed it.

Fired from my own company, rebuilt it.

Every design I made, I killed it

Every company, I thought "I'll build it"

My legacy will never fall,

But the PC got to me after all…

Bill Gates:
iPod, iPad, iTunes, iSmack!

Well, you take all the credit for work that other people do.

Did your fat prince Steve Wozniak write these rap for you too?

I tripled the profit when I put it on PC!

It's different; Fruity Loops, that's PC!

I'm a God! So piss off!

Frank Sinatra:
This is show business, baby, tuck in those lips.

What, you got midgets putting chap stick on you in shifts?

Oh! Jesus, kid what's wrong with your face?

You got teeth and hair and shit all over the place!

Mitt Romney:
You haven't even brought the unemployment rate below 8 percent!

(Ahhhuuhaa…) Today, Jay-Z, what are you saying?!

Moses:
I crossed deserts and scaled mountains with my staff

How else do you think I got these two golden calves?

This mofo ain't got mojo like Moses

Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this

I'm the prophet's prophet fo' sho' yo

You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho

You're a UPS man who doesn't get paid

Watch out Santa cuz you're about to get sleighed

You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow

When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go

I'm a prophet you're a fat saint named Nick

I took my folks and led them out of Egyptian evil

I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) people

I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it

You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets

Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby

They should call your hood the land of way too much milk and honey

Stay away from my chimney with your candy canes and peppermints

Where I'm from that's called breaking and entering

I'll sick my snake cane on you

Without me there'd be no you

Santa Claus:
You sleigh me? It took you forty years to make your people happy

Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out

Have fun with Chanukah

I'll deck your balls

Eve:
Your back is hairy, and your balls smell like Godzilla.

It's like you evolved from some kind of gorilla!

God:
You both need each other, but you need some other things too,

'Cause only one whole plus one whole can possibly equal two.

So work on yourself and inspire homie, don't tell her what to do,

'Cause your little penis can't imagine what her vagina is prepared to do.

When she pushes out a tiny little version of your whiny ass,

You're gonna feel pretty stupid about the fight you had about the trash!