User blog:Mortal5075/Gordon Ramsay vs James Rolfe - Epic Rap Battles of Mortality 7

Why hello there. As you can clearly see, I just created a rap battle between two men famous for their furious behaviour, a celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and a video game reviewer James Rolfe, more commonly known as Angry Video Game Nerd. This battle surprisingly the most scrapped lines out of everything I've done, since there is a ton of material on both people. Please comment down bellow, as feedback is, as always, appreciated. :)



Gordon Ramsay (00:34)
Welcome to the Gordon Ramsay's Roasting Challengers Master Culinar

Spill blood til he'll be more rare then my eels with Jamie Oliver

You get one loser and one lazy fuck, mix it up in a privileged environment

Put in mother's basement for 20 years, and ta-da, an embarrassment.

Whisking til you're amuse bouche, make you feel like you're on a Rock N Roller

Sweeter then Christina Tosi, all mixed up like Tiger controller

Got a blind taste of your show, so there's a turd to make it seem just right

My rhymes are hot shit, just like your door mat on Halloween night

James Rolfe (1:01)
I think I'd rather stick my eyes out then watch another time you loose your shit

Once I shit out your F-word, you're gonna know what's real bullshit

Your attacks do nothing on me like its Dr Jekyll and Hyde

Smack you harder than Keith Apicary and Bugs Bunny combined

With that fucked forehead and that chin, all people do is wince from you

I bet a pound between your wrinkles that Glitch Gremlin shit all over you

You're fucking broken, you're a cheater, man, skinning a ladies beaver

But even blowing smoke out of your ass won't make your mouth any cleaner

Gordon Ramsay (1:29)
Angry Nerd, yeah more like Angry Turd, "stuck in the 90s" moron

Mike's 12 inch cock will reach its Boiling Point faster than you'll get a move on

You're milking out the same show after getting kids and a wife

Here's your pressure challenge James, just move on with your fucking life!

You're so fucking delusional, here's a riddle so I can rattle ya

How come a man so stuck in the past is rivaling Nostalgia?

Upload a Game Genie in Rough Rolfe so he can finally learn his lesson

Press forward 10 times on the menu to move on to Level Present

James Rolfe (1:56)
You can't fix a family in a week by just telling it what's backwards

You think you're successful, dicksuck? More then half of them close afterwards!

An asshole owner behaves good for one night, you say they changed and that's it?

You're the one that's delusional, that's some "He said he didn't do it" shit!

Fall off your high horse, fucker, with the hotness I'm crushing

Not a pit with sharks and lava, its true reality that's clutching

So if you wanna earn a tip and let go of your begrudging

Then get off your heavy shoes and get in those that you're judging!

Gordon Ramsay (2:24)
Game reviewer who doesn't know shit about making games is judging me?

Your rhymes couldn't be kept fresh in a fucking sous vide machine

I control my life with SNES Turbo, you control it using Power Glove.

Once your show was worth a scrap, but that's just Mandela effect, Rolfe.

James Rolfe (2:37)
Puffin got your nose? Don't mean that you gotta kill it and eat it live for lunch

You're Ms Trunchbull, not Mike Brady, of the Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch

This motherfucker's with Madhur Jaffrey, like a meat hungry hypocrite

I win rap rounds with the Konami Code, you need to hack like your step dad did.

Gordon Ramsay (2:51)
You couldn't keep your Seaman clean in games, let alone with your family

There's a dead guy under your coach! Can't you clean up just once for me?!

The Iron Chef busting legs in the ironman triathlons

Spitting damage like I'm Locatelli, roast you right where you shit out from

Have no idea why an unsuccessful nerd stepped into family business

Got jealous because Fred Fuchs and meanwhile you didn't?

16 Michelins getting roadkill cause all I needed was four whips

Drop the mic like the plate just as Joe Bastianich did.

James Rolfe (3:18)
Trying to rap Ramsey? You sold out on a fucking nursery rhyme!

Has fucking money piled like birdshit but wont give his own brother a dime

And while you fuck around with your TV shows, telling others what's wrong,

Your restaurants are failing, your child is crying "I want Daddy home"

Born in Shakespeare's hometown but don't know shit about grammar, see

You're a mockery of yourself, even bigger then Bolton Gramercy

Spilled blood on the stage like I'm looking through the Virtual Boy

You're like Nintendo World Championship, cause you just got destroyed.

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