User blog:GingerbreadMeth/Funny Rap Battles of Parody 2 - Jack Skellington vs Hannibal the General

Hey guys, it's GingerbreadMeth here with my second FRP, featuring Jack Skellington (Jack the Ripper) and Hannibal the General (Hannibal Lecter). This one might not be as good as the first. I wrote it in an hour and had hardly any knowledge of Hannibal or Tunisian history. If you need rap meanings let me know.

Here we go...



FUNNY RAP BATTLES OF PARODY!

JACK SKELLINGTON

VS

HANNIBAL THE GENERAL

BEGIN!

Hannibal:

This commander of an empire will leave you hurting

In this battle of a general verse a clay puppet from Tim Burton

You can't step to me, my Barca is worse than my bite

Bash your skull in, make harissa for my dinner tonight

I'm gonna throw you around like a Sally Ragdoll

Don't think I'm tough? Ask my bros Mago and Hasdrubal

More fabulous than G Wash, dressed in garland and tunic

Just like the wars I fought in, your rap skill is Punic

Jack:

It's Jack the Pumpkin King, skeletating, got a feeling in my bones

I'll invade your homeland and like Christmas, take it for my own

You lived over 2000 years ago, let's get back to now

I'm the Scariest pimp in all of Halloween Town

Drive more fear in humans than ISIS when I'm the meanest AND the nicest

Got a doll wife, but ask Imilce whose Boner's the finest

I have a movie and game series, history forgot you entirely

In any combat you've got Zero chance of beating my ghost army (Woof!)

Hannibal:

Son of Hamiclar, born and raised to fight in Carthage

Even without eyeballs, I'll make you see the carnage

You're an anorexic rapist, go hop down more people's chimneys

You couldn't possibly scare me, you're a slave to Walt Disney

Jack:

What's this? What's this? Those raps were out of whack

I'll empty your will to live like I did Santa's sack

I've got 206 bones, and your failures are more numerous

I've found your attempts at beating me and the Romans humerus

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU CAN'T DECIDE!

Who won? Jack Skellington Hannibal