User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 9: Usain Bolt vs. The Flash

The Hey guys! Almost at my 10th battle yet :) *phew*. Anyways, I got some really good scrap material which I was supposed to post a long time ago and now, here you go! Jamaican runner and world's fastest man, Usain Bolt vs. Justice League Superhero The Flash. Enjoy! :)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

USAIN BOLT!

VS.

THE FLASH!!

BEGIN!!

Usain Bolt: Zoom! That's the sound of a strong man A Jamaican pure nigger running as fast as he can You only clock what? 60 meters per minute? I'm already in bed by the time you would be finished! I bet you're not yet circumcised! You were too busy running Quit trying! Everybody knows I'm more stunning! I'll burn the whole track and let the Allens perish I'll strap your coffin on a horse and I'll be riding the carridge!

The Flash: Jeez dude! Chill! Get yourself a wig I played for Gold from the start and still playing it big! I didn't go to DC, DC came to me They said I'd be the god of the fast and much more for free! You earned an inifinite crisis, that even the CSI can't handle Just Imagine a 52 inch cage for you which you'll never dismantle! Supress your running dude or you'll have the crash But I'll continue the race for ya and win the million dollar cash!

Usain Bolt: For your information, my running shorts are sandpaper I'll spin Tyson Gay's ass but I'll do it later! I'm so fast, I'm soon gonna compete in an F1 Grand Prix I'm that motherfucking speedy! Call me the running Bruce Lee!

The Flash: When I was in PE, I always won first place in track and field And I'm picking up the pace destroying you. No need for sword and shield They recorded my speed at - miles per hour Your records will go down to hell and soon you'll be devoured!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who do you think won? Usain Bolt The Flash