User blog:Chespin the Great/Finn the Human vs Marco Polo

This is my first rap battle, so don't criticize.

I've seen Hawk, Tesla, etc. using beats, so here's the beat for Finn vs Marco. Marco starts at 0:13

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARCO POLO!

VS!

FINN THE HUMAN!

BEGIN!!!

Marco:

Land ho! Who is this ugly teenager I see?

You think your travels across Ooo can compare to my journey?

You're a prepubescent kid who has always flipped his lid

Your Flame Princess girlfriend can't compare to the ones I did

I rap like the ocean waves on which my ship flowed

My rhymes are epic and unwinding like the Silk Road

All you wear is a blue shirt, try getting a new wardrobe

I travelled across the world, and now I rule the globe

Finn:

I'm Finn the Human Boy, the last one of my race

Your beard is longer than your boat, what's up with your face?

How can you talk about my clothes when you wear women's skirts?

Your voice is more annoying than a Justin Bieber concert

The Enchiridion has told me how to kick your ass

Only a few people study you, I'm known throughout my landmass

Not even the Banana Guards can save you from my rhymes

Go run back to your boat, Mark, it's Adventure Time!

Marco:

Ha! You think a 13-year old bitch could beat me?

A man who knows all about Earth is guarenteed victory!

I'm sailing while you're failing, your train of thought I'm derailing

Run away cause you're afraid of water, you may just want to be bailing

You have no emotion like BMO, I've never seen you move your face

I'll cover you in bumps like you were born in Lumpy Space

I'm recognized by royalty, and you should really know

I've officially won this battle, your skills are Burning Low

Jake the Dog:

Yo, Finn, I got this. You shouldn't have to battle this loser

How you gonna talk about saving the princess when all you're gonna do is use her?

You'll never lose your virginity in your Little Italy vicinity

While me and Finn, every night in Ooo, it's more like the Land of Ooh, Baby

I'll stretch around you like the Bering Strait, you're weak and scrawny, you ever ate?

You crossed the globe, pissed people off, and now your name is synonymous with hate We'll kick your ass like  Kompy's Kastle, beat you as hard as Ice King

We had you beat before this even started, 'cause

(Both) WE'RE AMAZING! (Fist Bump)

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Finn and Jake Marco Polo