User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 12: Ed Wood vs Tommy Wiseau

Welcome to another Metal Rap Battle enjoy~

Tommy:
Oh hai Eddy, welcome to your doom on The Tommy Wi-show

Glen or Glenda? I don't care, I'll still crush you with flow

I'm attracting a cult on the net while you're Homeless in America

When Tommy explains it all, it won't be hard to break ya

Congrats Woody you've won the award of being a Golden Turkey

At the movie industry and I've torn you apart like Lisa to Johnny

Your flicks are late night fillers should'a stayed in the army

How can I take you seriously, when you wore Bra's and Panties

Ed Wood:
Time to pull the Final Curtains on this freak of nature

You're Jail Bait to this Crossroad Avenger, so meet your maker

I would rather face M.Night then this Sin of Cinema

I'm actually making well known films while you're hanging out with Machinima

The Sinister Urge is kicking in to bump you back to France

When you step up to Ed Wood you have a Ghoul of a chance

Your insults are a bigger fail then The Neighbors, ya see?

Lets title this verbal massacre The House That Drips Blood on Tommy

Tommy:
Haha what a story Ed, anyways how's your sex life, oh wait! (ahaha)

You can't touch me motherfucker! Even Burton can agree that I'm great

The stories you make are all the same while I'm a work of art

My raps have attacked you harder then the attack to your heart!

Ed Wood:
You're mocking my sex life? You would be only in an Orgy Of The Dead

You will be in more danger then Danny when you rap against Ed

This internet joke will be forever mocked while I went out with a boom

Kid this isn't for amateurs should've stayed in The Room

Who Won?? Ed Wood Tommy Wiseau