User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Raphael vs Doublade

haiiii~

Today we have a rap battle!

And uh

It's a suggestion by Adam, one of the main guys from Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, formerly known as Pool! He's a really cool dude, shout out to him.

It's between my favourite Pokemon and all-time waifu, the Sword Pokemon Doublade, and one of my favourite comic book characters, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Raphael!

I don't know what the connection is but I appreciated the concept! They're both kinda bulky and dual-wield weapons I guess? Honestly I'm just glad I didn't have to use another anime character because I feel like I've got too many anime battles coming out...

Credit to User:Pal named R for thumbing over it and to User:SkydivingQuagga for making the finisher art!

I hope you guys enjoy it, and as most often happens recently, I did the title cards and cover!

Comment below if you'd like me to use things like Pokemon more often, because I'm quite a fan of the series and have had the urge to write battles with them, and any suggestion would be appreciated.

Also, I have Bright (2017) vs Zootopia (2016) coming up at some point, so I hope you guys anticipate that.

Battle now, Jake.

Battle:




Raphael:

The Nightwatcher's lurking for the things that go bump

But when it comes to real metalheads? That's you, chump!

Toned from fighting The Foot, so my EVs are on the money

To drop you with a High Jump Kick - like Mega Lopunny!

But I can beat a bunny like I hip-hop on Bebop

Don't need Vanilla Ice to show you how Turtle teens rock!

But I'm a cool guy - after I put you in your place, D

I'll keep you handy to crack open cold ones for Casey!

Doublade:

Everyone knew you'd break into a monologue or four

Not sure if you use sighs or your sais more

But Seismitoad ain't got the size on my flows

You embrace the night but I Shadow Sneak my foes!

Normally you wouldn't expect me to Shell Smash

Against an iron titan you don't stand a ghost of a chance!

I’ll be more guarded than an Aegislash’s dementia

Doublade’s taking over like it was Pokemon Adventures!

With that bandanna masking it’s clear you’ve red in your eyes

But don’t keep too street-level against a guy with Magnet Rise!

Your reckless attacks have left you trapped again

Call me Leonardo - I got Swords Dancing on your abdomen!

Raphael:

Big talk, the buster butterknife trying to do me like that

Get your anime looking ass from Brooklyn back to Aincrad!

Yer pretty ballsy to face me without evolving your bananas:

So I'll hand it to ya



now that's a katana!

Outro:
Who won? Raphael (TMNT) Doublade (Pokemon)