User blog:Patts9009/Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali --Music Tourney Cancled Battle

This is a battle that should have hapened, but I couldn't have been in the tourney... And Wachow kept asking me to do it... So here it is.

Patts as Rucka Rucka Ali

Wachow as Weird Al Yankovic

Rucka Rucka Ali:
Welcome 2 Rucka’s World, as I’m causing your demise.

You would leave right now, if you were actually wise.

You ready for this? Rucka comin’ at Ally to attack.

My music is making up for the skill that you lack.

Sorry, man, but You’re Pitiful if you think you’ll win.

Must I actually point out facts about you? Where to begin?!

You’re a disc jockey, spinning your records when told.

I’ve already beat your name, even before you enrolled,

Or should I say dropped out from the second grade.

You try to keep it clean, but your fame is starting to fade.

Trying to get acclaim to fame from the Simpsons?

I’m finished on the mic, because this battle is done.

Weird Al Yankovic:
I don't understand, why am I here?

Bitch, you’re so pitiful, you'll be cowering in fear.

It'll be so great to see how bad you'll get dissed,

Cause your just a parody singer who's the age of 26.

You're not a part of history, you don't have any fame,

You're only known by YouTube, which I find a shame.

I've gotten famous by making parodies, I give people laughter and joy,

And you just making songs against man-kind and getting everyone annoyed.

So do you Dare To Be Stupid? Or will you just back off,

You got little fame by making a song call, Ching Chang Chong.

So you think you've won this battle? Not while I'm here,

Now watch as you lose this rap and your little career.

Rucka Rucka Ali:
I’m on YouTube, yeah, but I got my own website!

Before you enter a fight, try to get your facts right!

I’ve got Nuckas around the world, what do you have?

You have a failed movie and a fanbase that does laugh.

They laugh at how stupid your parodies have become.

I’ll send you down the Rocky Road that you came from.

This is My Resurrection, so you better watch out.

I already won from the start, was there ever a doubt?

Weird Al Yankovic:
This is A Paradise you never thought you'd see,

And I've never met a guy who's White and Nerdier than me.

You say You Wanna Rape, dude whats wrong with you?

Why are you not in jail or a asylum institute?

Ill Polka your ass right outta this rap,

After I eat my Lasagna, Ill Sue Ya ass.

The Sags Begins here, so now don't talk,

While you're getting little views on YouTube, I'm performing live at Hard Rock

Who won? Rucka Rucka Ali Weird Al Yankovic