Thread:LakuitaBro01/@comment-7352837-20130414015217

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



EDWARD CULLEN



VS



HARRY POTTER



BEGIN!



Cullen:

Hey it’s Mr. Razzle-dazzle



My books are best selling



From New-York to Brazil

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You could do everything you could

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re f***ing giving out

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Lupin Lovegoods

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You made friends with a ginger

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">And a Granger

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You make Renesmee think you’re a stranger

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re so LeStrange to me

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I think I know why because of that little wand

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">To me you’re as hidden as that Octopus in the pond

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Potter:

<p class="MsoNormal">EXPELIMARUS and your d*** fell off

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t know how you can withstand Bella’s cough

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re one of those Vampires that sparkle

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">If I remember you’re not the patriarchal

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll beat you so bad the creators will make a second New moon

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You brain is the size of this balloon

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You see how it’s in a ball?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">How about you go back to the Volturi and take a fall

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Why are you narrating the Midnight Sun?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">How come all your Movies names start with

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Something to do with night

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll hook up with Bella and BOOM goes the dynamite

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Cullen:

<p class="MsoNormal">Like you can do any better

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You have to put up with that annoying Ginny

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You need to fatten up cause you’re getting a bit skinny

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Potter:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well at least I don’t suffer from recalling

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Stuff from crap

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re so big when you can’t even rap

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Cullen:

<p class="MsoNormal">Come on Harry time to come out of the closet

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Go to Gringotts and make a deposit

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">At least my parents didn’t get killed

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Potter:

<p class="MsoNormal">THAT… IS… IT!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">No one makes jokes about my parents

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I think Alice should show you your real future

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With that big mouth I’ll give you a suture

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Who gives a f*** if you’re impossibly beautiful

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I defend Hogwarts I’m super dutiful

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll open up a Avada Kedabra on your a**

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I destroyed Voldemort lass

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">All I did was blow him up

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Excuse me for a minute while this battle ends

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I would just like to say AVADA KEDABRA!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">-Edward Screams-

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Cullen:

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s it I’m gonna kill you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll stalk you and say peek-a-boo

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Where’s you brain your head is so Deadly Hollow

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so lopsided and hard to swallow

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">A scene from a movie ripped off the Iliad

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">That Avada Kedabra didn’t hurt and I’m glad

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Now good bye you whorcrux

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">-EXPELIMARUS!-

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY! <ac_metadata title="EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY RAP 1"> </ac_metadata>