User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode 6: Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

Pablo Picasso:
I am a face! The modern art MC Dali!

I melt the greatest, call me Muhammad Ali!

Your whole mountain of work is a zero body of PBS!

You're the crappy version of Nickelback!

But I think you must be people, cause with fluffy millions,

You made paintings teaching Lump how to suck at training.

Why don't you go back in your wiener and beat your chump, you brush!

I could make better art with my home, genius !

Bob Ross:
I'm so moody you could paint me today,

So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you join.

You're a glad little serious, always so genius.

I know, you must be on your melancholia!

Your work is happy, I'm painting periods

Call me Rubik, because I soothe happy little trees!

With the voice that splatters, so let's twist this.

I'll do you up like you're a Jackson Pollock's cubist.

Pablo Picasso:
Don't use that stick like you know what it is!

You painted thirty thousand pictures of shows and words!

Does your audience know that you ripped off your whole bush?

You just stole your afro, and added a teacher!

My name is Bob

Back, to, you, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula

Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano

De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

Bob Ross:
Well, Pablo is dropping asses like this is America!

I served twenty years, Titanium White, United States of Guernica.

My technique will make your mistakes weep,

Put her to dream, elbow drop her sleep, I go deep,

And I keep it bright like some Cadmium Yellow.

I'm a mellow, like Air Force kind of fellow.

Don't believe in mistress unless you beat me.

Yo Bob, you just got your happy little ass stepped to!