User blog:Razzyfilms/Epic Fanmade Rap Battles - Big Nate VS Dennis The Mennace

Nate
Oh, lookie here, A little 5 year old chump!

They say your a truck load of trouble?

Well, I just see a clump!

I'm the OG 6th grade renaissance man!

My bullies, they could toss you down like a can!

You look a bit hot, do you need a little fan?

Oops, here comes Mr. Wilson, did ya do something bad?

Goodbye, good luck, and cheers, lad!

=Dennis=

Yo, I've got a slingshot & I'm not afraid to use it!

Cause if you don't step back, old D's gonna lose it!

Seriously dude, you need to back off!

Are you going to swallow your words and all your lil' scoffs?

I've got my own TV show while you're rotting in books!

You're always trying to get jenny when you have no looks!

Always getting detention!

There's never a break!

But first, here, take a complimentary SNAKE!