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EPIC NICE BATTLES OF HISTORY

ABE LINCOLN

VS

CHUCK NORRIS

BEGIN

Abraham Lincoln:

Four score and 65 years in the past,

I won the Civil War with my beard. Now its in History Class!

I've read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?

Well, thats great, Chuck. then people can get cured have have careers.

You're a buff guy has been on TV selling Total Gyms.

And you're gonna win this battle so lets watch Return of the Dragon.

I'll have some popcorn, put 'em in my mouth.

did you know  I squashed the South.

I never told a lie and I won't start now.

I'm a good president and an icon in my town!

Chuck Norris:

This isn't Gettysburg, silly, we might be in New York City.

Did you know  I invented rap music when my heart started beating.

Chuck Norris doesn't battle. Because he is a peace maker.

My raps will be more sweet then any cake from a baker.

Abraham Lincoln:

I've got my face on the side of a mountain. And we can see it by car, train, or plane.

I'm gonna get an umbrella for you cause it might  rain.

Which sadly means, that we can't play some good old baseball.

I say lets do something better like watching paint dry on a wall.

Chuck Norris:

I am Chuck Hugging Norris!

I've spread more love and peace than 40 score of your great speeches, dude!

I can do  a roundhouse kick.

I have a good friend like you and his name is Dick!

I give sharks tissues when I hear them sneeze. I  go swimming. because water wants to be around me.

My friendship make the speed of light wish that it was faster.

Now lets watch some Doctor Who where The Doctor fights The Master!

EVERYBODY WON

EPIC NICE BATTLES OF HISTORU ^-^