User blog:CrimsonLabTuxV2/ERB Wiki Mythos-SUPER SMASH BAR BRAWL

SUPER SMASH BAR BRAWL

(Setting: WikiBar)

(Almost all of the wiki users are in the bar, doing bar things)

Bartender: I'm too old for this shit...

(We see Scraw and Wachow having a drunken conversation)

Wachow: Hey, Scraw, I got a....(coughs)...confession to make.

Scraw: What is it?

Wachow: I think you're a ugly fuck....

Scraw: ...ok

(Scraw suddenly socks Wachow in the face)

Wachow: AGHHH!

(Wachow counters with a kick to the stomach)

Scraw: OW!

(Suddenly, Flare charges towards the two)

Flare: BAR FIGHT!

(Flare tackles the two through their table)

Scraw and Wachow: WOAH!

(Upon hearing the cue, everybody beats the shit outta each other)

Everybody: AGHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Shoop hits Meat with a pool cue, only for Meat to grab him by the neck and throw him at a electrical sign, electrocuting him)

(Crimson is thrown into a beer shelf by Tesla and Ynkr)

Crimson: GAH!

(Scraw and Wachow throw Hawk into Sierra, RTP, Patts and Four)

(Loygan and Shaun throw beer bottles at each other, only for the bottles to hit the wall)

(Stoff jumps from a shelf and is caught by Lasse, who is thrown into Loygan)

(Tesla and Hawk duke it out on the stage, repeatedly punching each other)

Tesla: Admit it, I'm better!

Hawk: Never!

(Suddenly, Coupe throws a chair at Tesla, knocking him out)

Hawk: Thanks!

(Coupe grabs a stool and smashes it into Hawk's back, causing him to fly off the stage)

(Patts, Ynkr, MA and BTTF beat the living fuck out of each other, only for Coupe to toss a table at the four)

(MSV and Shoop are beating each other with beer bottles, only for Crimson to smash a barrel of wine into them)

(Lakuita is being crammed into a toilet by Patts, Meat and Scraw, after the brutal cramming, they flush it)

(Everybody is fighting, Sierra is jumping on Stoff's skull, Crimson is smashing kegs into MSV, Scraw is being shoved into a bottle by Wachow, Shoop and Meat are getting gutted by Coupe and Patts and ETC)

(Suddenly, Wachow is elbow dropping Tesla, when Fire and Flare grab Wachow and tear him into two and throw him at a wall, the two halves of Wach land on a broken wire)

Tesla: Than-

(Tesla is knocked out by a beer bottle from Fire and thrown into the bartender by Flare)

(The broken wires start smoking, they stary flaming and it touches a keg, blowing it up)

Everybody: AHGHYH!

(The bar explodes and kills everybody)