User blog:RespectthePixel35/Rasputin vs Stalin-Bad rap version

Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost, but apart from that, I've decided to make Rasputin vs Stalin, but in a bad rapper form. (I'm sorry if I offend anyone here, Dragon or Lakuita, you guys are getting better.)

RaSMtin:
Cool mustache, I like it.

But I'm not a dick, you are!

I go to bars while you go to jars.

I have a big dick and you don't!

So ha!

My fans make parodies of me,

You're just stupid.

Devlin:
I'm a dictator, I tell you what to do.

I command you to do what you do!

I make rhymes really good like Eminem or something

You suck! Fuck a duck!

I'm obsessed with the Joker because he's cool,

You drool! I rule! You're getting schooled!

Now suck the gun in my pants!

Lakuitin:
I have no guns for you

Who ruined everything that my rapping was doing

To be a troll

I'm a cool guy

But you guys aren't cool guys

So I'm here to say stuff to both of you guys

Let me start with you there, it's a mystery,

Making a fool out of history

And Devil you sockpuppeted so you suck

Now you're an idiot for rapping like that

Dragonchev:
Knock knock knock knock

Did somebody say idiot?

Yo I'm the host who's obsessed with Banjo,

Not the instrument, but the game guy unknown.

Shook hands with both Devils, Devil 1 and 2, no doubt

If your name ends with out, time to get in!

I had the balls to battle Devil three times, playa!

Beat him all times like a boss, oh yeah!

You two need practice, you need to stop.

And you all need to learn how really rap!

Penistin:
Did somebody say learn to rap?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You want to mess with me?

I crush penises when I'm crushing penises

Crush penises while I'm crushing more,

My name is Penis Crusher 9000 BITCH,

I'm a troller guy in my prime, penises don't distract me

The last man who crushed my penis killed me so bitch, come crush me!

You don't know what you're crushing,

What r u trying to crush a penis with a guy like me?

You suck!