User:Loygansono55

About Me :P= Salutations! My name is Barry, for those of you who are not aware, and I am an admin on this Wiki, which is sort of my home away from home... while I'm at home. I'm 16 years old, and I'm a guy, if you couldn't already tell. I'm really into anime and video games, and I'm a Brony and a Whovian, although I'm more a part of the latter fandom. I despise sports, and I don't go to school. I am obsessive compulsive, and I'm an extremely nice person, although I can get easily angered depending on my mood. Oh, and did I mention I'm Scottish? I have a pretty good sense of humour, I'm forever alone, and I'd say I'm rather unique; if you knew me in real life, you'd know what I mean. Also, if I act strange and out of character, it's most likely because I'm going through some stuff, so when that happens, don't try to get into my head, you won't understand, my head's a mess. I like some kinds of rap music, such as ERB, and I like to read and sleep, but not at the same time. I'm a nature geek, and I'm very knowledgable when it comes to my interests. I am quite skilled in the grammatical field, and I am fascinated by history. Also, even thought I haven't seen much, I love movies, especially older ones, the present day doesn't really hold my attention for too long. I have two cats, and my favourite colour is green, I guess. Anyways, I've rambled long enough, feel free to check out the rest of my page, if you like :) Friends on this Wiki :D= I've made a lot of friends during my time here; you can find them in this list, not in any particular order (if I forget you, tell me, and I'll add you to the list):


 * Meat | Fiya | Night | Pixel | Flare | Patts | Rebekah | Piet | Wachow | 16 | Coupe-poo | Phil | Multi | Tk | BTTF | CW | Scraw | Weavile | Nick | Shoop | Sierra | Tesla | Dex | YTK | Chespin | Ryan | Pepper | Stoff | Lakuita | MrA | Shaun | Wolf | Lasse | NF | AG | Steeler | Dragon | LabTux | Eyes |

Fanmade ERBs :)= Sometimes I enjoy creating my own fanmade Epic Rap Battles of History, which you can find links to below (my more recent battles are better, but I don't think any are perfect):

NSECBoS w/ Meatholl xD= In this section, you can find every one of the deliberately terrible Not-So-Epic Crap Battles of Shitstory, created by myself and fellow user Meatholl:

ERBoWTF w/Firebrand :/= A series that Fire and I work on is Epic Rap Battles of What the Fuck? You can find them below:

Guests:


 * AwesomeGamer as A
 * Four4 as Xbox One
 * MrAwesome300 as Sega Dreamcast

ERBoREO :S= Another series I make is Epic Rap Battles of Random Everyday Objects, where, as the name suggests, I pit random everyday objects against each other. They can be found below, if you would like to read them:

ERBoF :I= I have inherited the Epic Rap Battles of Food from MrAwesome. If you want to read them, you can find the links here.

Guests:


 * Sierrastalker as French Toast
 * Patts9009 as Wine
 * ShoopDaKev as Real Bears
 * Firebrand794 as Chicago Bears
 * BackToTheFuturama86 as Lollipop
 * Four4 as Coconut
 * MrAwesome300 as Muffin
 * Captain Warrior as Cookie
 * Meatholl as Bacon, Salami, and Meatballs

User Battles :O= Sometimes for fun, I rap battle other users here. If you would like to read them, here they are:


 * VS Dragonsblood23 | VS Dragonsblood23 2 | VS Sierrastalker | VS 723tbone | VS Meatholl | VS Meatholl 2 | VS AnimaShaun | VS AnimaShaun 2 | VS RespectthePixel35 | VS JPhil2.0 | VS Captain Warrior |

Tourney Battles ;'D= Occasionally, I partake in various rap tournaments on this Wiki; you can find these battles, along with the tournaments, here:

Lost Battles (':= Here are any rap battles I have made that I originally did not release for whatever reason:
 * VS Lasse200 for the Second Wiki Rap Tournament | VS Nick for the Second Wiki Rap Tournament | VS BTTF for the Second Wiki Rap Tournament | VS Coupe for the Second Wiki Rap Tournament | Loygansono55 vs Meatholl 3 for the Second Wiki Rap Tournament | Galileo Galilei VS Leonardo da Vinci for the Brunswikian Tournament | Count Dracula VS Jerry Dandridge for the Horror Tournament | Shulk VS Tira for the Video Game Tournament | Kefka Palazzo VS Mael Radec for the Doomsday Tournament |


 * Mario VS Luigi | Smosh VS ERB |

Loygan Dis Raps ;)= If I get annoyed with anybody, I suppose I'll write one of these about them:


 * My Sister | Carl Stanson | Pedro |

Miscellaneous Raps and blogs :{D= Any raps that don't don't really fit into any particular category will be sorted here:


 * Tourney Audition | ERB with YT Captions | DRfH with YT Captions | Kris Blingle (Santa Claus) vs Atom Bomb (Albert Einstein) | iTunes Crap Covers | ERB Pokémon | Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge - Literal Review | Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons' Big Macintosh vs Applejack - Literal Review |

ERB Results >:)= In this section, you can find out my list of worst to best ERBs, the winners, and the best lines, along with some pros and cons. These opinions are merely estimates, and are subject to change :)

Worst to Best, Pros and Cons, Winners, and Best Lines

Just so you know, I love each and every ERB, and that I don't dislike any.

Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

Pros and cons:

+ Pretty decent costumes

- Forgettable and annoying beat

- Sarah Palin's voice

Winner: Lady Gaga, barely

Best lines:

Sarah Palin:

"A transvestite with a keyboard, trying to be freak of the year!"

"They put a lot of lipstick on you, but you still look like a dog!"

"Stop letting Little Monsters teach you how to dance!"

"You maybe be Gaga, but you ain't a lady at all, I've seen those outfits you've been wearing, that takes big balls!"

"Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha!"

Lady Gaga:

"Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school!"

"With the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking Five!"

"Go back to your igloo, spend some time with your kids before they're pregnant!"

"I sound more intelligent than you when I fart, I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art!"

"You don't belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game!"

Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il

Pros and cons:

+ Nice use of Macho Man

+ Macho Man's portrayal and costume

- Not the best beat

- Everything about Hulk Hogan

Winner: Pretty close, but I'd have to say Kim Jong-il.

Best lines:

Kim Jong-il:

"The name's Kin Jong, I've got a license to il, Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill!"

"Your body looks like a spray tan banana, With a walrus moustache and a wack bandana!"

"I'm a god amongst men, you're a Suburba Commando!"

Hulk Hogan:

"You've got a ringside seat to your own smackdown, brother!"

"I'm gonna bounce you like a cheque for my alimony!"

Macho Man Randy Savage:

"I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses, But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses!"

"So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people!"

John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

Pros and cons:

+ A simple yet effective beat

- Mediocre costumes (although this was because of a low budget, and it was the first ERB)

Winner: Bill O'Reilly

Best lines:

John Lennon:

"Well, you Can't Buy Me Love, but I'll kick your ass for free, I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer and give you a lobotomy!"

Bill O'Reilly:

"I'll beat you so bad, you'll Weep Gently like George Harrison!"

"You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo, And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's!"

"Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle!"

Adam vs Eve

Pros and cons:

+ Very nice costumes

+ Super catchy beat

+ I flowed pretty well

- A little too vulgar

- Felt like an argument between a husband and wife more than a rap battle at times

Winner: Close, but I say Adam

Best lines:

Eve:

"This battle's gonna end like every argument does, With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!"

"I know that you like to think you're so macho, But you smell like ballsacks and nachos!"

"Pssht, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!"

"You want alone time? Have it, in fact, Suck your own dick, and shave your own back!"

Adam:

"My life was fine til you had to come along and wreck it, Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?"

"You cry about everything, but can't decide what you want, "I'm hungry, I'm fat, I'm cold, I'm hot!""

"You call that complex, buy yo, I call you a mess, You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed!"

"You got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back?"

"Then your junks starts bleeding and you turn into a demon!"

"I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips? I was just thinking, yo, did I give up a rib for this?"

Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

Pros and cons:

+ Good costumes

- Overabundance of Chuck Norris jokes

Winner: Abe Lincoln

Best lines:

Abe Lincoln:

"I won the Civil War with my beard, now I'm here to whoop your ass!"

"I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me, Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"

"You're a washed-up hasbeen, on TV selling Total Gyms, And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon!"

"You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull!"

Chuck Norris:

"Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose, My raps will blow your mind like the verbal John Wilkes Booth!"

"I've spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch!"

Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Pros and cons:

+ Decent matchup

- Pretty crummy costumes

Winner: Gandalf

Best lines:

Gandalf:

"Tom Riddle me this, you bitch, how's your little wand gonna beat my staff?

"I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf, Touch mine, Dumbledore, and scorch your other hand off!"

"Death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter!"

"Your ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit, We all know you've more than a Boggart in your closet!"

"I don't give a Fawks about your Order of Phoenix!"

"I'll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls, For I am the one rapper to rule them all!"

Dumbledore:

"Check your status, they call me headmaster, you're nothing, Nice staff, you compensating for something?"

"You think your hairy-toed friends are gonna hard me? Wait'll they get a taste of Dumbledore's Army!"

Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc

Pros and cons:

+ Amazing costumes

- Average beat

Winner: Joan of Arc

Best lines:

Miley Cyrus:

"You died a virgin, girl, who you think you messing with? It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, bitch!"

"I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up, You getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up!"

"You could say this rap is like my alter ego cause I killed it!"

"Sweet burn, no pun intended, You're a cross dressing peasant betrayed by those you defended!"

"If God's in your corner, girl, you need better management!"

Joan of Arc:

"Je suis la fille en feu, call me Katniss Everdeen!"

"When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint, But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray!"

"I'm the Maid of Orleans, you're the Mardi Gras beads, honey!"

"You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph, Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass!

"Do not take the lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank, You're manager's riding you to the Achey-Breaky bank!"

"Be thankful for your talent, don't just rub it on your crotch!"

Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD

Pros and cons:

+ Interesting concept

+ Great beat

Winner: EpicLLOYD

Best lines:

EpicLLOYD:

"You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise, bro, But for now, just stick to editing that gay-ass Monday Show!"

"I'll slaughter your Watercolor Unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast!"

"You should start leaving, look, your hairline's already retreating!"

"Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live!"

"Dude, you're really huge on YouTube, you got a great career, But remember, you got famous off of my idea!"

"You're taller than I am, but you look up to me, The guy who got you your first job in comedy!"

Nice Peter:

"The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie, But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys!"

"You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you Mini Me!"

"You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from? It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!"

Master Chief vs Leonidas

Pros and cons:

+ Authentic costumes

+ Decent enough beat

Winner: Master Chief

Best lines:

Leonidas:

"Spartans, let's start this, Show this Petty Officer who's the hardest!"

"I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged, and tonight we shall rhyme in the shade!"

"Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers, Jerking off to games, giving themselves first person shooters!"

"Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder, You're in my hood now, Chief, this. Is. Sparta!"

"I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns!"

"I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!"

Master Chief:

"They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be, Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell MC!"

"While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon, Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon!"

"You got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone, Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!"

"300 asses need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton, Why don't you quit your bitching? My trigger finger's itching!"

Justin Bieber vs Ludwig van Beethoven

Pros and cons:

+ Decent costumes

+ Nice beat

- Felt too biased

Winner: Ludwig van Beethoven

Best lines:

Justin Bieber:

"Look what the cat dragged back from the dead, Man, it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head!"

"Here's some aspirin, you're catching Bieber fever tonight!"

"Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me, I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies!"

"What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!"

Ludwig van Beethoven:

"Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson!"

"I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages, Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!"

"You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!"

"I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls, And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit, My World!"

"There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies, You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats!"

Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler

Pros and cons:

+ Overall, just a decent ERB, plain and simple.

Winner: Darth Vader

Best lines:

Adolf Hitler:

"You are Vader, with your little boots and cape, And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!"

"You have the force to move objects, I am a force truly evil, Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequels!"

"You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour, You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower!"

Darth Vader:

"So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?"

"You're a pissed off little prick, with a Napoleon dick, You call that a moustache? I call that Dirty Sanchex on your lip!"

"My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it!"

"Suck my robot balls!"

Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite

Pros and cons:

+ Catchy beat

+ The costumes are alright

Winner: Napoleon Dynamite, but Napoleon Bonaparte came very close

Best lines:

Napoleon Dynamite:

"When it comes to world leaders, you like, literally lowered the bar!"

"I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte, turn your horse into glue, Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo part two"

"You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin!"

"This is a rap rollercoaster you're not even tall enough to ride!"

"To me, you're just the emperor of the Lollipop Guild!"

Napoleon Bonaparte:

"I'm going to shove your moon boots straight up your poop shoot!"

"I'll whip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue, You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang!"

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

Pros and cons:

+ Solid beat

+ The costumes are well done

Winner:

Best lines: A close battle, but Billy Mays and Vince Offer

Ben Franklin:

"You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice!"

"Call me Arthur Miller, son, cause it's Death of a Salesman!"

"It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!"

Billy Mays:

"Benny's got kite and key, but you're in for a shock, When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!"

Vince Offer:

"You following me, camera guy? Cause it's about to get furious, You're gonna love my nuts until you're bifocal-curious!"

"Slap Chop your face, make a double chin salsa!"

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Pros and cons:

+ One of the catchiest beats in ERB

+ The costumes are great

+ Mixes up the ERB formula in an interesting way

Winner: Bill Gates

Best lines:

Steve Jobs:

"Beating you is Apple II easy!"

"Why'd you name your company after your dick?"

"I got a PC, but it wasn't from you!"

Bill Gates:

"You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick, With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck!

"iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack!"

HAL 9000:

"My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold, Beat you in seventeen lines of code!"

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

Pros and cons

+ An accurate portrayal of Michael Jackson from both Bentley Green and Nice Peter

+ A decent length

+ The beat hits hard

+ Very nice flow

Winner: Elvis Presley, although Michael Jackson put up a good fight

Best lines:

Michael Jackson:

"You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese!"

"You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet, I've seen it, every record you set, man, I Beat It!"

"Here's a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drugs, So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of burning love!"

"I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal, better face up, Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up!"

"Watch me moonwalk and I step on your Blue Suede, Even in death, I go platinum on Blu-Ray!"

"Spitting out hits since I was six years old, I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls!"

"Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla!"

"How you gonna talk about the birds and bees, When you met your own wife when she was only fourteen?"

Elvis Presley:

"I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes, Three for your family, and four for your nose!"

"You better surrender talking about them ABCs, Cause all you wanna do is tech kids the birds and the bees!"

"I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial!"

"I stole from black culture, why're you offended?"

"Your daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy, Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!"

"You're a creeper, dude, you like to grab your own wanger, I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her!"

"I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie!"

"I'm out, before you try to hold me and free your willy, Later, weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building!"

Blackbeard vs Al Capone

Pros and cons:

+ Great costumes

+ The beat is pretty damn good

+ Flows very well

+ The length of the battle

Winner: Al Capone

Best lines:

Blackbeard:

"Walk under the black flag with a scallyway swagger!"

"My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer!"

"You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter, That no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers!"

"I'll pimp slap those face scars of yours port and starboard!"

"You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine, If you dropped the soap as little as you dropped dope rhymes!"

"So prepare to learn the Davy Jones' Locker combination!"

"You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain!"

Al Capone:

"I'm ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did!"

"I had syphilis, yeah, well you're a huge dick, With a scurvy-ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricks!"

"I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect, Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck!"

"You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween!"

"The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap!"

"I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs, This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"

"Rap so hard, call me al... dente!"

"Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned!"

Video Game Stuff :)= I love to play video games, so in this segment, if you really care, you can look up my personal opinions on some stuff :P

Super Mario Bros.

The Super Mario Bros. series and its spinoffs are some of my favourite games out there. Here are some opinions:

Favourite Mario Kart Games (Excluding Arcade Titles)


 * Double Dash > 7 > DS > Super Circuit > Wii > 64 > Super Mario Kart |

Pokémon

I am a huge Pokémon fan, so if you really care, you can find my favourites, least favourites, and perhaps some other things here. My opinions can and may change, so I will update this section whenever I feel like it :P

 Favourite Generation I Pokémon 


 * Blastoise > Gengar > Vaporeon > Jynx > Weezing > Starmie > Pinsir > Primeape > Snorlax > Exeggutor > Dragonite > Alakazam > Kangaskhan > Poliwrath > Hitmonlee > Hitmonchan > Clefable > Fearow |

 Favourite Generation II Pokémon 


 * Shuckle > Politoed > Jumpluff > Xatu > Kingdra > Crobat > Espeon > Ursaring > Scizor > Slowking > Octillery > Azumarill > Lanturn > Umbreon > Qwilfish > Wobbuffet |

 Favourite Generation III Pokémon 


 * Zangoose > Cradily > Grumpig > Shiftry > Gorebyss > Flygon > Walrein > Banette > Exploud > Slaking > Torkoal > Wailord > Salamence > Breloom > Shedinja > Swalot > Milotic > Metagross > Pelipper > Gardevoir |

 Favourite Generation IV Pokémon 


 * Spiritomb > Empoleon > Porygon-Z > Floatzel > Kricketune > Lucario > Infernape > Garchomp > Froslass > Luxray > Toxicroak > Weavile > Staraptor > Drifblim > Honchkrow > Togekiss |

 Favourite Generation V Pokémon 


 * Eelektross > Hydreigon > Jellicent > Braviary > Cryogonal > Beheeyem > Serperior > Vanilluxe > Mienshao > Haxorus > Stoutland > Chandelure > Musharna > Sawsbuck > Sigilyph > Scolipede > Zoroark > Excadrill > Beartic > Cofagrigus > Accelgor > Carracosta > Mandibuzz > Reuniclus > Volcarona > Bisharp > Golurk > Escavalier > Liepard > Klinklang > Amoonguss > Alomomola > Garbodor |

 Favourite Generation VI Pokémon 


 * Goodra > Hawlucha > Avalugg > Greninja > Carbink > Aegislash > Sylveon > Malamar > Gourgeist > Dragalge > Aurorus > Klefki > Pyroar > Barbaracle > Meowstic > Slurpuff |

 Favourite Legendary Pokémon from Best to Worst (Excluding Alternate Formes) 


 * Jirachi > Articuno > Uxie > Raikou > Victini > Dialga > Kyogre > Manaphy > Latios > Latias > Regice > Lugia > Yveltal > Azelf > Reshiram > Cresselia > Virizion > Moltres > Celebi > Xerneas > Cobalion > Mew > Arceus > Volcanion > Shaymin > Diancie > Palkia > Entei > Registeel > Darkrai > Rayquaza > Ho-oh > Deoxys > Zygarde > Giratina > Suicune > Heatran > Genesect > Mewtwo > Keldeo > Hoopa > Regirock > Meloetta > Zekrom > Regigigas > Mesprit > Kyurem > Groudon > Terrakion > Tornadus > Thundurus > Landorus > Phione |

 Favourite Gym Leader Themes from Best to Worst 


 * Unova > Hoenn > Kanto > Johto > Kalos > Sinnoh |

 Favourite Champion Themes from Best to Worst 


 * Iris > Blue > Cynthia > Steven/Wallace > Diantha > Lance > Alder |

 Favourite Rival Themes from Best to Worst 


 * Silver > Calem/Serena > Barry > Cheren/Bianca > Hugh > Brendan/May > Blue |

 Favourite Villain Themes from Best to Worst 


 * Cyrus > Maxie/Archie > Lysandre > Giovanni > N > Colress > Ghetsis |

Super Smash Bros.

I am a massive fan of the Super Smash Bros. series, so here I will list all of the current characters in an estimated order of my favourites to least favourites.


 * Marth > Olimar > Rosalina & Luma > Mr. Game & Watch > Ness = Lucas > Diddy Kong > Shiek > Wario > Mewtwo > Luigi > Villager > Roy > Meta Knight > Mega Man > Ice Climbers > R.O.B. > Fox > Toon Link > Dr. Mario = Mario > Little Mac > Squirtle > Kirby > Captain Falcon > King Dedede > Ivysaur > Sonic > Pikachu > Peach > Wii Fit Trainer > Falco > Jigglypuff > Pit > Link > Charizard > Samus > Lucario > Yoshi > Zero Suit Samus > Young Link > Bowser > Wolf > Donkey Kong > Ike > Snake > Zelda > Ganondorf > Pichu |

South Park ERB :S= Inspired by BackToTheFuturama86, I have created the ERB rappers in South Park form.