User blog comment:Bobdave/Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney: Bobdave (Link) vs Tigerisnormal (Ike)/@comment-13974523-20140713213804

An age-confused child's stepped into my castle, put himself in a predicament.

Let me end this quick for you, I'll grab Ragnell, slice off all your ligaments.

I can't tell if this Robin Hood knock-off tried to be Scottish or just wears a dress.

It's sad when the knight in shining armor is worse at brawling than his princess.

"Hey, look, listen!" this, bitch, watch a true master bring his Skyward sword down,

With one Aether, I'll bring you to your shaking knees faster than when Ben drowned!

You couldn't outsell a fat plumber, fighting me? You're not close to up to the task.

I'll Deku your nuts, now crawl back home, go Shia LaBeouf with Majora's Mask.