User blog:JKGame/Ike vs Boba Fett: Epic Rap Battles: Fire Emblem vs History

Hey there! It's finally time for a new installment of Epic Rap Battles: Fire Emblem vs History!

Don't have much to say about this battle except it's been planned for a very long time. As soon as I thought up this matchup, I felt that it was perfect. I just put it on the side for a bit as I wanted to tackle other battles first.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this battle and either the next or the one after the next will be a lot of fun to write solely because of one of the characters that is going to be used. For now, let's dive into this battle!

"Galactic bounty hunter from Star Wars, Boba Fett, and the leader of the Greil Mercenaries from Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, Ike, battle it out to see which badass mercenaries who seek to avenge their killed father is the better of the two."

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: FIRE EMBLEM VS HISTORY!!!

IKE!

VS!

BOBA FETT!!!!

BEGIN!

Boba Fett:
Looks like I have a new target to face. I'll be sure to blast him far, far away

To me, you're worth less than how much your game now sells on eBay

A mere rookie thinks he can top the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy?

Hopefully it will soon Radiant Dawn on you that your rap skills are a fallacy

You're weaker than the heron tribe. I disintegrate my foes like a Bossk

How does it feel having less strength than one only good for singing songs?

Freezing you with disses so cold, it's like you're being dipped in carbonite

Take a lesson from me: you shouldn't have brought a sword to a gunfight.

Ike:
We've been through the same tragedy, but you'll get no sympathy from me.

I fight for my friends, something that you lack from what I've seen.

I'd chew you out, but the Sarlacc Pit did that job just fine.

I fail to see how you're iconic when you barely spoke five lines

Your life's now more opaque than a Mist after Disney cut out your backstory

I've seen Boba with more flow when I was drinking a cup of bubble tea

Throw this Mandalorian out of this battle like Windu out the window

Your guns don't scare me. I already have strong ones of my own.

Boba Fett:
You're surely mistaken. I'm known across space to never miss my shots

Between that verse and your two games, I can't tell which is the bigger flop.

Unlike you, I ooze badassery and authority solely from my presence

And don't talk about being iconic. Smash is your only prominence.

Ike:
Still going at it? You must be thicker than some Fett-uccine.

Wash your suit for once. Forget money, paper towels are the Bounty that you need.

Any attacks you attempt on me, and it won't be going well.

I've got more bars for next time, so how about you prepare yourself?

Boba Fett:
As you wish, but you'll soon regret telling me that

That baby from South Park can put up a better fight. How sad.

Just stick to talking with some furries about civil rights

And Soren is the closest thing you'll ever get to having a wife

Since you're barely taking steps in having an Eternal Bond with Elincia

Or any women for that matter. You're a bigger pussy than the ones in Gallia.

Treat this like your ending and simply disappear from this fight

Or you can play the role of your father while I'll be the Black Knight

Ike:
The supposed greatest bounty hunter isn't all he's cracked up to be.

'Cause three verses in, and they let me down more than the prequel trilogy.

I'm assisting nobles while you're completing missions for some fat slug

The only V.I.P. you worked for was when you ran an errand for Vader once

It's as if you're holding Lehran's Medallion with your violent tendencies

You accomplished nothing of significance. I brought two races to peace.

Head back to your Slave 1 before I pull a Great Aether on your end

But you can come back anytime if I feel like sparring with you again.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES: FIRE EMBLEM VS HISTORY!!!

Poll
Who won? Ike Boba Fett