User blog:Dragonsblood23/Dragon VS Flashley - Round One of The Seventh ERB Wiki Rap Tournament

What's up guys! This tournament contains the battle of two oldschool users, me and Flashley (Nail), with the special of us just having one longass verse unlike the other battles. Special thanks to Cyan for setting things out when Val dropped on holiday and thanks to Flashley for joining in and being patient on me releasing this battle. Now then, without further ado, Let's begin this battle to see who is the superior oldschool wiki user!!!

The Battle


VS



BEGIN!

Flashley:
Let's get this over quickly, you're getting froze by my wicked flow

Writtens cold as a trip in snow in the midst of a Minnesotan

Winter cause the shit I spit's bone chilling, hitting through your coat

frigid, you go from single digits to six feet below

Really though, I'm hype; what's a dragon to an ice type

Whatcha gonna do, brag on me? Nice try, you're a nice guy

But I'm nice, guy and you can't compete, cuz when I strike I might

Leave you crying from my dominance then it's Night Night, aww yeah

Today we got a landslide, I could beat you with eight lines

I could beat you with no lines, You defeat you with your lines

You call yourself a rapper and act like you're way talented?

You're an insane, challenged kid; your battles, embarrassing

Wearing the same cap every day must be brain damaging

Nail is stuck in your head like I've been hammered in

Embedded forever, you're never forgetting your massacre

Pathetic competitor less threatening than George Hamburger

You're a shame to my state, so I'll shape you up

And create a new lake out of Dragon's blood

Everybody's reject; invisible, unnoticed

Insignificant, barely existent like your flow is

Even Twitterthots  leave your messages on "seen"

Instant flop every tourney you entered since '13

Now you're 0-6, a hopeless rut you won't get out soon

This tourney has a better chance to see a round 2

Dragon:
I understand that you’re excited by throwing everything at me

But if Val wasn’t on vacation, you wouldn’t even be rapping

Just like your hero, Ashley, you’re better off as an Assist

Cause everyone already knows your attempts at a half-assed diss

For every year, I’m spitting fire and coming out with stronger hits

And if this was your tourney, I still wouldn’t give any compliments

For while i’m Minnesota Nice, here I won’t be Ned Flanders

Quite the opposite, I’ll slam this nail, call me MC Hammer

Cause after this battle, you’ll be permanently stuck into the floor

As I’ll always be on top on you, just check the edit leaderboard

For over the years, I’d gain respect from the rap community

Writing for Comic Book Rap Battles and voice work for JMB

Even performed with ERB itself, I don’t think you can do better

Aside from making a worse version of Bruce Banner VS Jenner

Its a good thing we rollback’d from you becoming Staff again

Cause nobody would even recognized this edgy hasbeen

Who in those recent years, her desperation for attention uncurled

So patehtic that she made a diss track on Super Megaman Girl

I tried to laugh at your joke battles but it's nothing but dryness

As your attempt at humor is really Stupidity At It’s Finest

Say what you want about Round One but i’m still willing to commit

After losing to TK and Bob, 3 years then on, you called it quits

i’ve been here for 5 years with my impact still expanding

While like Drawers and RPGs, you should’ve left this fight abandoned

Cause in the end, I guess this year’s tournament isn’t so hard

Cyan might as well have given me a “Get Out of Round One” free card

WHO WON

YOU DECIDE IN THE COMMENTS!