User blog:PredatorFan/Character Raps No.1: Super Mario

Its a me a Mario, the best video gamer round,

Me and Luigi beatin' Bowser to the ground,

We eat mushrooms for lunch, give goombas a punch,

We always catchin power-ups and roundin up a bunch.

When it gets late at night I hear that turtle in that castle,

He wont stop giving princess all that stupid hassle,

So I beat his ass and I take Peach home,

I Take her to bed, and I show her my bone.

I'm the kit kat in the red cap ridin on my dinosaur,

Bitch I'm vicious with them fishes like I'm monster of the rancor,

I'd beat that freakin sonic any day, cos his gay,

And make a hole in his heart like a furious sting ray.

I spit rhymes hot and I spit rhymes cold,

Just like in my games both brand new and old,

I'll be runnin, cos Im stunnin, you'll be sat there shocked,

Bitch I know you cant resist me I know its gettin hot.

Im an Italian natural cook serving up some pizza,

My skills will knock you slightly like the tower of pisa,

Im a mad man bad man, star of the game brawl,

Bashin dicks like mr game and watch into a wall.

Luigi hes my brother but he wants the girl I need,

Damn that makes me angry when he buys and hides the weed,

And toad is a load fuckin wimpy and soft,

But hes a darn good salesman like a money robot.

8 worlds flat in my 2D on DS,

And my ultimate kart game, oh my god I'm the best,

Collecting flowers full of powers, topped up with speed,

Ill be sure to own donkey kong, catch up and take the lead.

So there you have it its the story of my life,

Different to most people but I find it quite alright,

so leave your comments below and show me who I am,

Am I number one? Am I the bomb? Or a prick with such spam?

How Good Was Mario? Excellent Okay Terrible

Who Should Go After Mario? Adolf Hitler Harry Potter Julius Caesar Indiana Jones