User blog:Loygansono55/Gene Simmons VS Slash

This entry in my series of fanmade rap battles features Gene Simmons, bassist and singer in the band Kiss, against former lead guitarist of the band Guns N' Roses, Slash.

Cast
Lloyd Ahlquist as Gene Simmons

NicePeter as Slash

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GENE SIMMONS!

VERSUS!

SLASH!

BEGIN!

Gene Simmons
Partyin' all day, and Rock and Rolling All Nite,

With a name like 'Slash', I don't expect you to put up much of a fight,

I've been rocking out longer than you, you weren't famous until the eighties,

We call ourselves Kiss so we can smooch with all the ladies,

My pals and I have sold ten times as many records than you,

Listening to our songs will make you grow balls, something you ought to do,

I await the day your record label dumps you with bated breath,

If you piss me off too much, then I'll give you the Kiss of death!

Slash
Welcome to the Jungle, the place where I'm the king big cat,

What the hell are you wearing, make-up? Doesn't beat my top hat,

I'll shoot you down with my Gun, lay some Roses on your grave,

Plug in my amp, pick at the ready, fans at my concert will rave,

I'm a Guitar Hero, crowd surfing is my speciality,

You have the nerve to walk your clown ass into my Paradise City,

Nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? You never made it inside,

Dressed like that, I'm surprised you faggots even have any pride!

Gene Simmons
Scientific proof shows that my Genes contain a lot of musical skill,

You've got no Reason to Live, so let me sneak in for the kill,

My raps are Hotter than Hell itself, while you've got Nothin' to Lose,

Your band doesn't belong in a Jungle, you should be caged up in separate zoos,

Your hair's so frizzy, it's like a crappy, saggy afro,

I'm done, sold out, finished with you, let me perform my solo!

Slash
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you freak, nobody wants to see that shit,

You're getting far too old for this, I suggest that you just quit,

Sweet Victim o' Mine, sorry, but your career is finally over, that's it,

I'm strumming some chords which will take you down, bit by bit,

Toy with me, and soon you'll be Knockin' on Heaven's Door, feeling some pain,

I'll leave your rotting carcass in the cold November Rain!

Who won? Gene Simmons Slash

Note
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