User blog:Mystical Trixter/Bram Stoker vs Stephanie Meyer: Epic Rap Battles of Firebrand Off Season

O hai, it's another off season, Imma be doing these every 5 battles, ye.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND (off season)

BRAM STOKER

VERSUS

STEPHANIE MEYER

BEGIN

==Bram Stoker: ==

Under the Sunset I will make this girl's life Hell on Earth,

When the Sky Rains Gold, even then you'll have no worth,

With The Chain of Destiny I shall give your neck constriction

And then watch your followers make a depiction of it in their fan-fiction!

Your works have a following sure, and you've been compared to J. K. Rowling,

And you're just as good. JK, that comparison doesn't even make sense to Stephen King,

I will choke you until your 50 more Shades of Gray than your vampires, and then even paler,

But if Steph still wants to Vlad-le after that I will take my wooden stake and Impale-her!

Stephanie Meyer:
You say I'm no worth, when none of your work matches the fame of Bella Swan.

I'll watch you burn and flee as the sun comes up at the Breaking of Dawn

Time to show Stoker, how Meyer owns phony foes and shoves them over,

No joke, low blows and my fame grows bringing woes to old strokey Stoker.

You don't amuse me with your work, all it does is make me bored,

And sick of this sickly little boy who's looking paler than Edward. (Background Meyer says "WORD")

We're The Duelists here, But here comes the Death Doom of this Single Born,

I will stand victorious here, in The Lair of this pathetic White Worm!

Bram Stoker:
Your romance attempts just look like some gothic fanmade Prom Nights from Hell,

While little girls wish they could be there when Edward or Jacob are banging their bell!

The New Moon has risen, and your in my castle now, time to attack you, cut

The lights like Nosferatu, in the dark I'm more powerful, kill you like Dracula!

Call me Rod Serling, for I am the lord of your pathetic Twilight Zone.

You want to write? Try not riping off writers and musicians and make work of your own!,

Stephanie Meyer:
I'll be The Host of your doom, turning off lights won't help at all

You can run if you want, but I'll kill you from Down a Dark Hall,

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Both would back me up in this fight,

My rhymes shine like Edward in the sun, while you die unless it's Twilight,

With garlic, crosses and stakes galore, I'll kill you and again leave you cremated.

When your dying know that you're work will never compare to the fame and success I created...

Outro & Poll
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE

EPIC RAP *Fangs bite the logo and it begins to bleed and fall* rap battles of Firebrand...

Who won

Bram Stoker

Stephanie Meyer