User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 22: Colonel Sanders vs Ronald McDonald

This battle features KFC founder Colonel Sanders vs McDonald's mascot and everyone's favorite fast food clown, Ronald McDonald. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

COLONEL SANDERS!

VS.

RONALD MCDONALD!!

BEGIN!!

Colonel Sanders:

You suck balls! You drug tripping version of the Joker!

You wanna bet your savings on this rap? That'll be like losing Poker!

I've got something much more bigger than that silly old Big Mac!

I'm a true gentleman! You're just a circus on crack!

I can whoop your ass all over America with all my spices!

You turn people obese like this was a worldwide crisis!

They enjoy a bucket of my famous creation!

Now the world will enforce as one and go war on your nation!

Ronald McDonald:

Hahaha! You make me laugh old man! I mean c'mon!

You tried 1,000 times, made fried chicken and soon you were gone!

The golden arch will form over your dirty little grave!

You're just a washed-up senior citizen whom no one will save!

Ask the children who you are! They won't even know your name!

Your wrinkly little ass has just lost this game!

So go back to your little house of fried chicken there!

While I stand victorious, all you can do now is just stare!

Colonel Sanders:

You call yourself successful? With your goon of fat cashiers?

I made a lasting impression while you employ people with lost careers!

No more Playlands or McCafes or those shitty-ass McGriddles!

Do you have anymore poorly made riddles?

I'll burn you down like your 99 cent coffee!

I'm a very strong man while you're the king of softies!

Ronald Shitty-Ass McDonald, you got owned big time!

Now go arrest yourself because you alone are a crime!

Ronald McDonald:

Did I tell you my last name has the letters MC?

I had won the fastfood industry since the 30s!

How 'bout you chow down on my red wig below my belt?

Then crawl back in the corner and heal the wounds you've just felt!

I've gone worldwide! 70 billion branches old man!

You and your bucket of shit can go back to the delivery van!

I smooshed you like an ant! Whipped you like whipped cream!

So Colonel, would you like to join the McDonald's crew team?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Colonel Sanders Ronald McDonald