User blog:RubenKings/Dre Parker vs Daniel Larusso - Rap Battle

ALL STAR DEATH SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Dre Parker!

vs

Daniel Larusso!!

begin!

Dre: My Raps strike hard like my kung fu skills! Why don't you introduce me to your girl Ali Mills? your films are like you on a bicycle, they got pushed downhill! Here's something that you may not know. There's only room for only one Karate Kid Bro When i'm done with you, im gonna leave you twisted like my corn rows!

Daniel:It takes a lot to stand up bullies and to Learn some Karate I know what its like to be a coward, but i've trained to be doughty Your Mr. Han aint shit on my Mr. Miyagi. gonna kick and knee strike your raps into a patty. I've had a short temper, but my training has made me learn some Zen. Why am I wasting my time with you, i'll just leave it to cheng!

Dre:Thanks to Mr. Han i've learned how to fight. It took you to wax on and wax off before you've even learned how to strike! I'm adorable, I'm cute, I appeal to some Chinese beauties. Now leave your outdated ass, back in the 80's

Daniel: We've learned in a similar way, you bebe's looking prick. I'm going to leave you just like Johnny Lawrence, with a face for me to kick. calling me outdated? I've become a local celebrity! You're just the watered down version of me! run along now before you have to heal with those ancient Chinese remedies!!

Dre: You're losing your temper man, ain't that sweet? Everybody knows the kick you made was illegal, man you can't trust yo feet!

Daniel: I'm the best in all valley and I will put you in a submission! let me hand you a bonsai, after all, we kick the competition!! I admit the end of that tournament was full of controversy. but the way I beat your ass was simple...

Johnny: STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD, NO MERCY.

Daniel: Johnny?

Johnny: yeah it's me, Larusso. I can't let you hogging all the fun. my raps full of venom that will leave your dork asses stunned. Cobra Kai Do or Die. that shit is the motto. my type of karate is the way that yall should have followed!

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You decide!

Who Won? Dre Parker Daniel Larusso Johnny Lawrence