User blog:YouTubeKorea/A Weird Dream

So, I had a weird dream the other day. And for some reason, I wanted to tell you guys. So here goes.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, SRSLY.

I was in the Sixth Doctor 's TARDIS, and the Sixth Doctor was standing next to me, asking me "Where do you want to go?", and for some reason, I had a juice box containing carrot juice in my pocket. I said, "Hey, Doctor, want some carrot juice?" Then the Doctor got mad and choked me. I was near to death when Black Widow appeared out of the blue and kicked him in the balls. She dragged me out of the TARDIS, and then she put on a pair of shades. She pressed a button, and the TARDIS exploded. Just then, a T-Rex ate her. I was so angry, but for some reason, all I could do was poke its eye with a wooden twig. When I did that, the T-Rex opened its mouth and transformed into Grimlock. Grimlock said "ME GRIMLOCK NO EAT BOZO" then died. It turned out Doomguy shot him in the back with his BFG-9000. He then looked at me and said, "Oh yeah beeitch, suck my Big Fucking Gun." Then he tried to shove the BFG into my mouth. I suddenly spat acid at him, and his face melted and he died. It turned out I was Reptile, so I decided to enter Mortal Kombat, and I ate everyone's heads. I was full, so I decided to take a rest. But just then a hunter came in and cut my belly apart. And Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma stepped out. They brushed off the icky stuff on their clothes, then ate me.

So it was a very scary nightmare.