User blog:Shtinky/Peter Parker vs Polly Pocket

Peter Parker:

Hey shorty. It's your death day.

I'm gonna kill cuz it's your death day.

Your house is the size of a meth tray.

When I rap, I rap in the best way.

Who's the best white dude who slings his web?

Who's a guy from a movie directed by Webb?

You could probably Google on the world wide web.

But instead, I'll shoot my web right at your head.

Polly Pocket:

Poor Peter Parker. You ain't shit.

You're gonna get yourself hit with my mit.

I'm gonna spit on your web slinging face.

You're a disgrace. You need to leave this place.

The news man named JJ hates you.

The girl named MJ cannot date you.

If you aren't a superhero? Who will save you.

Nobody will save you but the powers they gave you.

Peter Parker:

Why should I care. You're only so small.

Do you even really count as a doll?

Any boy who wants to play

with a girl's toy, is probably gay.

I got muscles, I'm ripped.

I can hustle any bitch.

So I don't need JJ or MJ at all.

You what you need to do? Suck on these balls.

Polly Pocket:

Just like a man. Always thinking with his nuts.

I bet you masturbate to pictures of butts.

You know what you need? A woman's touch.

You may be a man, but a spider? Not much.

You don't live in a web. And you don't eat bugs.

You live with your aunt, who never gives you hugs.

A real spider lives in a web and eats ants.

You wear pants, and live in a house with your aunt.

Who won?

Who'se next?

You decide.