User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 5 - Doctor Who vs Phillip J Fry

Cowabunga dudes, now let's get it on. I started writing this months ago but wasn't completely happy with what I produced but seen as the new Doctor Who is coming I thought I'd try and revitalise it. Hope you enjoy this battle of the time travellers.

The Cast
Nice Peter as Doctor Who

Dante Cimadamore as Fry

EpicLLOYD as Bender

The Battle
Fry: I got a delivery of whoopass for this inferior time traveller

I'll start by telling you of how I showed Rose my screwdriver

You're fighting off angels? I'd suggest you run straight back to Mom

But I forgot you don't have one, your whole puny planet is gone

I'll evict any Tennant who dares rap against Phillip J Fry

There's no regenerating here, you just Capal-die

You're 900, but you ask 19 year olds into your box

That's even weird behaviour in New New York

I can travel anywhere, the future or the past

You have no family, isn't that sad

This battles going to finish before the question is asked

B: End it Bender-

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS

DW: Imma fry this rapper, like I'm preparing breakfast

You're an ingrate, maybe cos you're your own grandad

You spend your whole day drinking slurm and eating bachelor chow

Now this time travelling superhero beats you down with a kapow

Your robot friend's just a cheap ripoff of a cyberman

Don't blink or you'll miss my raps, they come that fast

I'm a doctor, so I say you don't need no pills

Because when I see your flow, I think it's anything but ill

I'm captain of my own ship, I do whatever I want

You're bossed about by a mutant cyclops

You're walking on sunshine, I've seen it implode

You'll be left beaten as The Day of The Doctor does approach

Fry: You're getting old bro, maybe I should alert the Sunset Squad

Less popular than Sherlock, you're no longer BBC's god

You'll be Hurt from here to the end of time itself

I've beaten you worse than Santa beats his elves

DW: I could have seen anything but instead I saw you

But be happy dude, you can say you were beat by Dr Who

A time travelling legend of the TV screen

You spend all your time pining after girls out of your LEAGUE, allonsy

Who won? Doctor Who Phillip Fry