Master Chief

"Not. So. Fast."

- Master Chief Master Chief battled Leonidas in Epic Rap Battles of History 17. He was played by Nice Peter. He was indirectly referenced in Epic Rap Battles of History 27 in Santa's naughty list.

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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 or simply Master Chief is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Halo Franchise. He is a towering cybernetically-enhanced supersoldier, part of the Spartan-II project. He must stop the covenant from activating the Halos. If activated, they would destroy all life in the universe. He also must defeat the Flood.

ERBoH Bio
Stand clear. I'm Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, but you can call me Master Chief. I'm a cybernetically enhanced super-soldier that survived the SPARTAN-II project, but all you need to know is I can kill you in the world of Halo any way I please. My MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System? Ready. A BR55HB SR Battle Rifle with frag grenades? Locked and loaded. How about plasma grenades? Or my hands? Either way, it'll be quick and painless. I also have a sexy A.I. friend, Cortana, who tells me everything I need to know to do my ass kicking. Sure, I always wear this helmet, but don't get it twisted, underneath I'm one sexy super soldier. And yes, I'm also cybernetically enhanced for the bedroom. Wake me, when you need me.

Verse 1:
Not so fast.

Cortana says you're Greek, so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?

They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be

Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell MC,

While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon,

Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon!

They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly,

You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly.

Verse 2:
You got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone,

Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!

300 asses need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton,



So why don't you quit your bitching? My trigger finger's itching!

Trivia

 * Master Chief is the first video game character to appear in an official rap battle.
 * Master Chief's name appeared on Santa Claus' Naughty List. It said "Carries Guns, Repeated acts of violence"
 * His appearance was hinted at in the end of Epic Rap Battles of History 15, along with King Henry VIII and the Mario Brothers.