User blog:MetalFire/A MetalFire rap battle: Griffith vs Alexander the Great

To celebrate the premiere of the new Berserk anime, we have Griffith vs Alexander the Great. Enjoy.

Sir Griffith:
Now let’s see what a momma’s boy can bring to the ring

All you are is a pebble in my way of becoming king

I was destroying forts and making my subordinates kneel

While envying your father's power was your Achilles Heel

You had to butcher Persian Fashion to get your slave wife

You’ll be the 2nd royal bitch I roast alive with no strife

To untie the Gordian Knot, you had to resort to brutality

A legacy greater than yours? God’s hand chose me!

Alexander the Great:
I was the one chosen by the Gods, I’m Aristotle's Greatest

Homer writes more epiclly then this CGI shit fest

You’re a Dove leading Hawks who’re more noble than you

But even those Hawks are no match for my childhood crew

By your age I crafted a mighty empire to its perfection

While you raped women to substitute for Gut’s affection

Read the History books, I have every single battle won

I’ll be the 2nd nobleman to tear your asshole a new one

Griffith:
With those self titled cities, you’re the god of Narcissism

But just like my egg to kingship, I make you cry crimson

Femto:
I am the Absolute! You’re a bust to your country and army

Your “world” empire barely scratched the surface of geography

From the way you go to battle, I’ve been gathering

This “Great” is the most vile horse fucker since Catherine

When I drink wine, I survive a Mini-Me assassination

But you drinking wine results in death and collapse of nations!

Alexander the Great:
No matter the costume, I slice a LARPER and his edgy Gods

Cause the King of Persia is a beast with a sword like Zodd

Your commoner genes can only make children ugly as a demon

My raps strike you like it was your 2nd dungeon beating

Even a Minor Asia is more prosperous than Falconia

Your namesake from the Metric system has more power than ya

Stay behind your men, I won’t fall for your military tricks

I put you and your comrades in bloodshed like the 5th Eclipse!

Who won? Griffith/Femto Alexander the Great