User blog:Left 4 speed/ERB Wiki Characters: Western Style

NOT RELATED TO ERB IN ANY WAY.....

Background: I came up with this idea a few hours ago I was bored and this suddenly popped up into my mind: Why don't I make an ERB Wiki Western Character List (yes, those cowboy shit and stuff)? So, that's exactly what I did, me being a western fanatic. I told a few users about this idea before I making this blog, and they agreed, so I went on..... This is just for fun and there's no need to take it personally and seriously..... Enjoy...

Characters (no particular order)
A user's type of character is somewhat based on his/her wiki self....

Ok, let's start... Yee Haw!

(tumbleweed are seen rolling through the dusty plains, coyotes are heard howling, crows are heard crying, distant gunshots, screams and running horses are heard)
 * Piet - a former bounty hunter who became a local county sheriff, he is a trusted lawman in the west.
 * Meatholl - a pastor who wanders throughout the western plains in his sloth-branded stagecoach, he is also a meat vendor and is rumored to be secretly a pimp.
 * Scraw - a government agent who, though hated by some villagers and has a bad reputation to them, still does his job of keeping towns in order.
 * Night Falcon - a Mexican vigilante who conceals his appearance through a mask, he fights for justice and is considered a local hero among many.
 * Loygan - a wealthy landowner who owns several farmlands, he is one of the few whom people usually turn to when they're financially in crisis.
 * Tesla Man - a famous bounty hunter, considered as a local hero by many, who suddenly disappeared without a trace.
 * Teddyfail - a Chinese businessman who moved into the west searching for a good fortune.
 * Four - a former black slave who escaped from the South into the West to avoid racial prejudice and to start a new life again as a rancher.
 * Wachow - a former soldier who settled down and became a rancher/farmer so he can take care of his new family
 * RTP - an aspiring young bounty hunter who was killed by bandits in an attempted bounty hunting mission, he was honored by many.
 * Devil - one of the most notiorious outlaws of the west, he was once a lawman who was imprisoned for some crime he did but later escaped. He now leads a gang of vicious bandits and is hiding somewhere in the wilderness. He has a large bounty on his head, and many bounters had seeked for him, but most ended up dead or seriously injured.
 * Frank - a bandit who goes under aliases, he makes constant raids in towns and counties from time to time. He is also known to be a marijuana smuggler who negotiates with Mexican syndictes. He goes under different aliases, but people mostly refer to him as CE.
 * SM - a wanted thief in the west. Where he came from or where his current whereabouts are is a super mystery.
 * Samis - a young outlaw and former rancher who  swore revenge against the government and resorted to criminal activities after claiming to be betrayed by it.
 * Wrath - an unknown outlaw and serial killer who goes under the alias wrath, he has been spreading terror throughout the west as he has been lately murdering people and and using their own vlood to write warnings, mostly against the local government and some prominent individuals.
 * Sierra - the Night  Falcon's former wife, her death was probably one of the reasons why the Night Falcon is seeking for justice.
 * WonderPikachu - an Italian banker who moved into the west, he owns several farmlands too, just like Loygan.
 * Lakuita - a bartender at a local saloon who makes money off getting people drunk and having them fucked by hookers. He owns special type of brandy called Panchampagne which he sells for a high amount.
 * Nikki Lee - A dangerous (and lusty) bounty huntress who fights with her  famed shotgun.
 * DamasterW - a native rancher who seeks for peace throughout the land. He keeps ancient native human shaped totems which he values dearly as he earned it from his forefathers.
 * Left 4 speed - a retired aging veteran bounty hunter whom, though was a local hero in his younger days, was forgotten by many as time passed by. He became a heavy alcoholic and pothead after his retirement.
 * Minipop - a professor who moved to the west in the hope of educating the western people with things such as mathematics. No matter how hard he tries, the people seems to be uninterested, save for a few, as life in the west is hard and the people's main priority is survival, not education.

For those who were not included, don't worry, calm your tits, there are still available roles and I still need your own role suggestions....

If you wanna suggest something, feel free to comment below...

Who can play these roles?
A saloon  gambler/cheater

A lusty bar maid/hooker

A merciless mercenary

A former outlaw pardoned by the law

A corrupt sheriff/lawman

A conspirator against the law