User blog:Joshuakrasinski/sly cooper vs twilight sparkle

announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLY COOPER!!!!!!!!!!

VS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!

SLY:

WHAT THE HECK AM I GOING AGAINST A PONY? PFFT EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SHOW HAS JUMPED

THE SHARK LIKE SPONGEBOB YOUR NOTHING BUT A PHONY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WHENEVER LEARNING A LESSON  UNLIKE ME I COUNT ON MY GANG TO GET THE JOB DONE WE ARE FRIENDS TO THE BITTER END PLUS YOU TREAT SPIKE LIKE A SERVANT GO GET EATEN BY A SERPANT

TWILIGHT:

OKAY FIRST OFF SPIKE IS MY ASSISTANT NOT MY SERVANT AND I TREAT HIM JUST FINE ATLEAST I DON'T TREAT MY LOVE INTEREST LIKE CRAP WE HAD TO WAIT TIL LTHIS YEAR FOR SLY 4 NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT AGAIN FOR SLY 5 OUNCE I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU WILL BE LOST IN TIME YOU HAVE NO CLEAR NEMIESIS PLUS YOUR A THEIF ON THE HIT LIST  YOU NEVER   CAN BEAT ME CAUSE I'M A POWERFUL PRINCESS

SLY:

A PRINCESS YES POWERFUL NO WHEN IT FIRST TOOK YOU TO FLY IT NEVER STARTED TO GO I AM CLEVER I AM CUNNING ALL FROM MY FAMILY OF THE THIEVIOUS RACOONUS  BENTLY GIVE ME AN ASSIST

BENTLY:

BENTLY HERE THOUGH I MAY BE IN A WHEELCHAIR I KNOW HOW TO KICK BUTT OUNCE THIS BATTLE IS OVER I'LL KICK YOU IN THE GUTT THIS TURTLE IS NOT SLOW I CAN FLY HOW'S THAT PLUS I'M EVEN SMARTER THEN YOU  SO ALL I CAN SAY IS

RAINBOW:

BOOO YOUR RHYMES ARE WEAK SLY YOUR NEVER GETTING ANOTHER GAME PLUS BENTLY YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS GONE SO FACE IT WITH MY HELP TWILIGHT HERE HAS WON

ANNOUNCER:

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!