Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 62/@comment-72.137.117.24-20160606011104

how's this verse i wrote for jenner:

CAITLYN JENNER

Would you look at this folks, the weaker Bruce of the seventies

A chemically altered nerd turned government enemy

I'm an athletically idolized member of a celebrity family

Seen as a hero by the world that you terrorize

Death counts higher than Kim and Kanye when they named their first child

From mass murder in Harlem to attempted suicide

I haven't seen a dick as big as you since I was a guy

And my sex life is livelier, sexier, hotter

Yours is boring! Couldn't even fuck Steve Tyler's daughter

That's low, Dr. Banner, you said it yourself:

You can't have a family or kids, you're a monster from hell

You get praise for your "research"

I win gold, running miles

You're a mess! A geek with no fashion or style

So go fix yourself up, Bruce, change your clothes, comb your hair for a while

Meanwhile, I'll be posing for Vanity Fair. Smile!