User blog:NightFalcon9004/Jenny Wakeman vs Atomic Betty. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 23

Finally got time to finish writing this thanks to school ending early Friday. :D

I was going to publish it yesterday, but then that damn moment when you have a few lines to finish the battle but can't think of any kicked in. ;-;

For those who didn't know, Skype was removed from my phone and I can't get it back there, so it was hard to get the pictures I needed for the battle. However, I do have the sexy thumbnail, and now thanks to Drak, I also have the title cards Leandro made. <3

I may try having my next battle out within two weeks, but it may be late if work and school don't let me because they're not a fan of my fanmade battles.

Now read!



The crime-fighting robot girl from My Life as a Teenage Robot, Jenny Wakeman, and the intergalactic heroine from Atomic Betty, Atomic Betty, rap against each other to see who's the better female fighter of extraterrestrial creatures.

Pictures made by Leandro

Beat made by Cacola



Announcer: (0:10 - 0:19)









BEGIN!

Atomic Betty: (0:19 - 0:38)

Atomic Betty, ready and reporting for duty!

I'm the cutie who will be kicking mechanical booty

On this moody heap of junk; she's like a Cluster of scrap!

The same goes for her raps and emotions for Brad!

If you wanna see a real female go out and save the world,

Call me up; I'm your Galactic Guardian girl!

You can bet pretty Betty's better than this bot at spitting lines.

Even X-5 makes a better robo-rhymer than XJ-9!

Jenny Wakeman: (0:38 - 0:57)

My name is Jenny, and I should mention that I'm an engine

Able to dent in any cadet more efficiently than other inventions.

You hide your double life, being as two-faced as Minimus.

This petty underling's not as vigorous as my continuous hits on insidious primitives!

Your worst enemy is a cat, and you take orders from a fish.

What's more ridiculous than this? I'd say your outer space outfit.

You can't defend yourself on earth from that queen bee Penelope,

So if you want a melee versus me, you'll experience technical difficulties!

Atomic Betty: (0:57 - 1:16)

You should ask Sheldon for an upgrade. You seem to be quite Sparky and rusty.

Must be 'cause you can't fit in with people, and your human skin disgusts me!

I'll blast you to little bits using the array of rays on my wrist,

Disassembling you like a kit of Vexus Robotics!

It took nine tries just to build this fighting tool.

Programmed with AI, but you still have to go to school!

This loss will embarrass you more than your old maid mom.

Wrecking like Armagedroid with explosive Atomic Betty bombs!

Jenny Wakeman: (1:16 - 1:35)

Skyway Patrol oughta teach you not to mess with this automaton

With the strength of over a million men to make tremors throughout Tremorton.

Built in with lasers, tasers, blades, drills, and guns galore,

And more in store to make this annoying pest less threat than Killgore!

Face it, you're entirely hopeless without your bracelet.

A space agent so basic, not even her grandma could live up to my greatness.

Your fan club will surely admit this teenage robot dominates your crew of little kids.

This Buzz Lightyear girl got played and dissected like an alien hybrid!

Announcer: (1:35 - 1:45)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! CAAAAAAAAAARTOON RAP BA-TTLES!

Who won? Jenny Wakeman Atomic Betty