User blog:ThecriticalK/Jacksfilms vs Squidward

Hello and welcome to my first rap battle ! today we have two people with horrendously big foreheads. youtuber jacksfilms and megward the wizard squidward ! yes I know I announced it on chat yesterday and said I would make it may sometime, but I could'nt wait ! let the battle commence !

Jacksfilms

yesterday I asked you to make a good verse

but instead of a verse I got some shit that was worse

my pedostache turns woman on, just like a lightswitch !

you're only said coz ya can't get a bitch

i'll snap ya like a klondike bar, drink ya like a sundae

you winning is more likely than you and krabs being gay

I would say YGS but I think your show sucks more

It will probably go on til audible has 40000 more ( books)

squidward

ARRGH! please be quiet and I might burn you less in this fight

but we're not boating buddies so don't think you'll make it out alive

my show is the best show of the 21st century

face me, please, i'll grill you like a krabby patty!!!!

Jacksfilms

cool cool

squidward

don't you understand ?!!?

Jacksfilms

jeez, bad day ?

( squidward shoots himself and squidward's suicide starts to emerge)

Vegeta

oh no you don't squiddy boy

the swaggest saiyan here to beat these comedy wannabes

suck your life out like cell if ya try to face me

kamehameha you away, call me goku

coz when you face vegeta you're over 9000 levels of screwed !

I'm killin and grillin you

you're worse than jack's haikus

you might have suceeded

but know I have you defeated

thanks for reading and see you next time!