User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 11: Rebecca Black vs Madonna

Hello everyone, here is my 11th rap battle. It's not my best, but I hope you guys like it.

Cast:
Angela Trimbur as Rebecca Black

Mary Gutfleisch as Madonna

Lyrics:
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

REBECCA BLACK!

VS!

MADONNA!

BEGIN!

Rebecca Black:

They call me Rebecca Black, and I'm an MC star because I'm Black.

No one knows who you are, Madonna, and you can't even rap.

I'm famous around the internet, you were famous in the 1980's.

You'll get Frozen when I Sing It, so don't get too crazy.

I've been practicing my verses all night on Friday, and I'll certainly win.

This is my time to shine, Louise, since this is My Moment.

I'm a really good singer, you're just jealous of me.

Watch me get on stage to sing my songs to my fans, and you'll see.

Madonna:

You just made my ears bleed, just from your autotune voice.

I'd offer you a seat, but you don't know which one to take, and it was your only choice.

Really good singer my ass, you were only famous for being hated by one song.

Your mother wasted so much money on Friday, and I pity your Mom.

I'm the next Whitney Houston, and there's no way I'm jealous of you.

Stop wasting your life by making so many bad songs, and just go back to school.

I'll call you Justin Bieber 2.0, because you both recieve so many hate.

Oh, and here's a thing, turn the autotune sound off, for fucks sake.

Rebecca Black:

Haha, I bet you got those lyrics by someone else, and not IN YOUR own WORDS, you horrible rapper.

Sure, my songs are hated, but you couldn't even do any better.

Saturday is a better day than Friday anyways, so just suck it.

I would rather listen to Lady Gaga than your shitty music.

Madonna:

Okay, now you made me MADonna, and I'm Angry like a Bird.

Even I think 1D is better than you, and that's something I prefer.

Just do the whole world a favor, and just retire from singing.

Because your rhymes suck more than your songs, and I'm not even kidding.

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Rebecca Black Madonna