User blog:Alanomaly/Alanomaly Rap Battles - ATLAS & P-Body vs Sans & Papyrus: Pacifist - Bonus Battle

The main battles are on pause for a bit, though production has indeed continued for Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible to happen.

Anyways, before reading this, go check out some things that came out before this so as to not take all the attention away from them: Have you looked at them? Have you given them the amazing attention they deserve? Good, now you can come back to this.
 * TKandMit's User blog:TKandMit/Fifty Shades of El Tigre
 * Riddler Dash's The Phantom of the Opera vs The Mask
 * LeandroDaVinci's The Walking Dead: ERB Edition - Episode 4
 * Iamthelegion's Shao Kahn vs Alduin (which I actually was involved in)

Please please please  please  tell me if the coding on here ends up fucking up horribly. When I was writing this battle my coding was fucking up HARD, so if it happens to happen here, PLEASE contact me about it so I can fix it.

This battle includes ATLAS & P-Body from the Portal franchise and sans and PAPYRUS of Undertale. These duos are comprised of a tall, skinny, orange, more goofy character partnered with a smaller, wider, blue, more down to earth character, both of which hail from underground.

And for those of you who don't know Portal, Undertale, or happen to just not get some jokes that are used, I will be doing a rap meanings for this, as well as for the Genocide version, just for the sake of convenience. Now, let's get started.

Pacifist Lyrics
(Beat)

ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES VS

BEGIN!

 (ATLAS' lyrics are in blue, P-Body's are in orange, sans' are in comic sans, & PAPYRUS' ARE IN PAPYRUS.) 

ATLAS & P-Body
These next opponents require our co-operation,

These fools come to us so soon because of a game sensation?

It's kill or be killed here, so turr-it to em, ATLAS,

Like Flowey and feed bullets of spaghettie to sans & PAPYRUS !

Leave emotions like hearts: Blue ba da dee ba da die.

Break the rules that are set just like we used some blue dye!

Destroy the Ruins of the Under-ground Cave where monsters live in your Tale,

Having to deal with bonely souls like you really gets our Toriel!

sans and PAPYRUS
* i don't exactly know what goes on at aperture laboratories,

* but you're lie-ke cake if you think you can beat this font family.

TAKING ON THESE TWO ROBOTS? WHY, I COULDN'T BE MORE ■GLAD■

* you're dealing with the great papyrus and the comic sans. (NYEH-HEH-HEH!)

PERHAPS WE SHOULD CATCH THESE SLAVES WHILE WE HAVE THE CHANCE!

* even your puzzles could stump em like a paradox and short circuit their atl-ass.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SANS? SHALL WE TRAMPLE ON THESE SPACE CORES?

* finally, we've got a fight that won't end up in blood and as-gore.

ATLAS & P-Body
Your accusations of us losing are as ridiculous as your namesakes,

Type a document with those, put your reputation at stake!

We're an advanced duo, puzzling with advanced technology,

From the sounds of PAPYRUS, he's not to keen on biology!

sans and PAPYRUS
* dunno what you thought you'd achieve there, it wasn't too humerus ,

AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH CLAIMS AGAINST THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!

* there's no need for such LOVE, we're really quite similar to you two,

YES, BOTH OF YOU COULD DO BETTER, WE BELIEVE IN YOU!

ATLAS & P-Body
Did you hear what they said? I think they wanna be friends,

And come to think of it, nothing they really said offends,

So, no, we don't Want You Gone, let's rise to the surface,

Before science psychopaths can get a chance to unearth us!

sans and PAPYRUS
* see? what did I tell ya? I was rootin for em all along.

WHAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WANTED THEM TO WIN IN THIS SONG?

* nah, not a song, just a rap, i mean, that's now a wrap folks.

* now, let's get to the overworld before the underground pressure cracks jokes. ( SANS! )

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES!

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Who Won? ATLAS & P-Body Sans & Papyrus