Talk:Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers/@comment-24755302-20150916015229/@comment-99.250.36.121-20151213040155

Eh, I'd argue it like so:

6th: Lao Tzu (Weak lines, unfortunately)

5th: Nietzsche (Good lines, not good enough)

4th: Socrates (Couldn't beat the top three)

3rd: Confucius (Hold my fortune cookies)

2nd: Voltaire (I'll be frank, don't start beef with the frank, who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies Beef Franks!)

Winner: Sun Tzu (Any one at random - he pulled some amazing stuff. Personal favourite is "White boys getting burned, cause now the Sun's out!"