User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 13: Batman vs James Bond

In the 14th installment of Awesome Rap Battles 2.0, famous DC superhero Batman faces off against the talented secret agent James Bond to see which is better at their job.

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Originally released: June 2, 2014

Characters: Batman, James Bond

Special thanks to Nikki for help

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES 2.0!

JAMES BOND!

VERSUS!

BATMAN!

BEGIN!

James Bond:

The name is Bond, James Bond, but I’ll go by True Champ,

You’re just some mopey orphan, who, by some chance,

Got some money, a company, so quit bitching about how,

Your parents were killed, when you at least have a house,

I don’t need a revolver to fire shots at some poser,

Whose only power is posing well for a poster.

That voice of yours is ridiculous, you won’t faze me,

No one’s been scared of a brat who needs better raising.

I’ve traveled the world, and scored every race on the planet,

I’ll blow through your stock with my tank, I’m commanding.

Go back so kissing Alfred’s ass, and dressing your Dick,

With spandex so tight, that even Superman would bitch.

Batman:

Stop fucking chicks, and try to lay down a good line,

Nothing about you screams edgy, you’re wasting my time.

Some average Joe in a tux, who sucks at doing his job,

And gets replaced every god damn film he’s been part of,

Call me the caped crusader, who’ll leave you shaken, and stirred.

I’ve kicked Superman’s ass, don’t have time for this turd.

The Baskin Robins menu of women is Not Enough for this joke,

Who’s fucked so many ladies, it’s surprising he has time to gloat.

Your video game was terrible, now you’re just a cheap Powerless runt,

Who can’t pay up for the massive damage he’s possibly done,

I’m both classy and rich, I don’t need to have one night stands.

This kicking isn’t what you need, but what you demand.

James Bond:

It’s clear someone here hasn’t had action, but I can see why,

You’re just some grown man in a suit whose only power is to cry,

Might as well go piss off, you’ve destroyed your own town,

Just check your ass in to Arkham, it would help everyone out.

We’re both power free, but my friends don’t rub it in my face,

After this, you’ll realize you should’ve died another day.

Batman:

I’ll destroy this Pussy Galore, even if it goes against my promise,

I’ve seen Mike Meyers get more chicks than this product,

We’re both orphans you fuck, but I guess you couldn’t remember,

Because you change looks so often, it’s like you’re being dismembered.

Take your sex puns and ego, and stuff them in that hole between your thighs,

This pathetic pawn shouldn’t have stepped to the mighty Dark Knight.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who Won? James Bond Batman