User blog:GreenToxic/Epic Rap Battles Of Random 1: Dish Vs. Direct TV

Epic Rap Battles Of Random!
Dish TV

Vs.

Direct TV

Begin!

Dish:

Hello there, you stupid Direct TV.

Can you give people what they want and not just care about mon-ey?

People choose me cuz' they know what's right

Hey don't be angry, you don't wanna get in a fight

The people who made you should've given you more height

Cuz' I'm tall

And you small

The only friend you have is a non-talkin' doll!

People refer me to people and they get fifty dollars

People refer you they say,"Please, stop the hollers!"

Direct TV:

Hey stop the hatin'

People give me all the ratin'

I show people the hunger games

You show the people the borings and lames

I show people window shopping

Why yo angry? I cansee you fizzle n' poppin'

I be rockin'

when you be shockin'

I get xfinity and comcast you got no game

In de future I will be de center of fame!

Dish:

Oh boy, you just made a mistake

People just throw you in a lake

So people won't see how useless you are

You run just a cheap two seat car

Direct TV:

You know what people say

"We won't get Dish today

I would rather play

with boring clay"

Who won?
You Decide!

Epic Rap Battles of Random