User blog:Dragonsblood23/Siri Vs GLaDOS

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

GLaDOS

VS

SIRI

BEGIN

GLaDOS:

I may have no arms and legs but at least 1 head

Your raps are 20% low batteries so you gonna be dead

I can cause humans pain and memories so hazy

You just an app on an Iphone for humans that are lazy

You may have 19 reigions on you but I have Science

I'm atificial itellegence your just another appliance.

Siri:

Hello I'm Siri you knowledge Navigator

To you found more brains in an alligator

I found No Results in me losing to you

You got destroyed in Portal 1 and 2

No need to tell me the cake is a lie

when you summon cubes that eventually die

I got tickets for your ex friend SHODAN your ex boyfriend Hal

I'm going to see Space Oddyssey while you got yourself as a pal

GLaDOS:

I may died twice but "I'm still alive"

You can't survive in water so go take a dive

I got Chell a portal gun to exterminate you

I don't you in here cause I have an Ipad 2

I got Wheatly deleted you in every device

Now I gotta tell Gabe Newell to make another Half Life

Siri:

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WHAT THIS SIRI IS CALLING FOR BACKUP IT

?????

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Someone replied it's....

EVI

Evi:

What did you expect Eva from Wall-e or R.O.B.

after all I gonna face this one eyed snob

I got humor and yet I'm still British

You say Unpredictable but I say Skittish

I am called True Knowledge you just a game mythology

I got Anwsers that people like......It's called Technology

Appreture Science has now gone your gonna get smashed

Now I gotta answer whats the origin for the monster mash

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won? GLaDOS Siri and Evi