User blog:Agent Unknown/Ronald McDonald VS The Burger King

This is my first fan-made Epic Rap Battles Of History battle for Season 1.

Cast
Nice Peter as The Burger King

EpicLLOYD as Ronald McDonald

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

RONALD MCDONALD

VS

THE BURGER KING!

Ronald McDonald:
Look at you! Your a big fat gayo with a yellow hat

Look at the spikes on it, after this fight you won't be coming back!

Yo bitch, take a seat shit eater

After this then you will be dying later

Your queen comes in sometimes and gets stung by some bees

She will be hearing from Mayor McCheese

I caught the hamburgler yesterday, trying to sneak out Burger Buns

This looks like a job for the old Super Ron

The Burger King:
Guess what fatass, your speaking to a royal

I'll kill you and tie you up in aluminum foil

Your spit in your food, you make kids sad

You stalk them in their pjyamas, you hurt them real bad

I've got a royal bed, you live in a bin

After this you'll be waking up with The Burger King

Your having sex with your dad and then with your momma

Did they throw up at your 'big mac' like they threw up at your pyjamas?

Ronald McDonald:
Is that the bist shit you got for me?

I'll win this like i won the world series

Your nothing, you can't even spit out a verse

After you suck kids' dick then you'll go in reverse

Your workers work like Robots

Your not as good as Willard Scott

Your a fatass who found his way to Trash and Floppers

Maybe i'll kill you by making you choke on Whoppers

The Burger King:
You know who blew up your car? Yeah, it was me

Your about to go down in History

You smoke cocaine and play with Gay Pikmin

I was able to meet in a commercial with The Simpsons

You lost everyone you had and they all bowed to me

You got angry and you just killed all 3

This battle is over, your a gayo who's not thuggin' it

Your a big fat dick sucker bitch, i'm lovin it

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPICCCCC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Ronald McDonald The Burger King

Rap Meanings Coming Soon....