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epic raps battles

slinky vs stairs

ready set aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand begin

begin

slinky:

you think I'm gonna fall, hell no?

Your raps are appalling like the rampant poverty

and how many minority families can't afford basic necessities

yet billionaires like Donald DUMP go on weekly golf trips and evade taxes

do you really think this is funny fun times where I can slink down the stairs and not care

about the systemic racism that our country partakes in, leaving families suffering?

our government turns a blind eye to cities like detroit and other cities with a color-majority

I'm sure that old Donald would rather deport them than improve their communities

so no, you're not amusing me and I will not slink down the stairs

I'm sick and tired of people telling me to join the alt-right. It's really not funny and

it hurts because people unironically believe shitty lies and purposefully come off as edgy

and abrasive and our country bears the cost.

I vent my frustrations through memes but even they have been hijacked by the political right

to spew racist and anti-semetic beliefs. Please stop telling me to join the alt right.

I'm just tired. I don't want to slink down the stairs. My depression is eating me alive

and now they want me to rap battle? For whose amusement? The wealthy paying-class? Ha

I'd rather fucking DIE then slink or rap right now. I want to see the look on their FACES

when they find out that I will not rap as their entitled selves expected.

This was going to be a low-quality rap battle anyway, we all saw it coming.

It's time to subvert expectations and talk about real subjects for a change.

You can't stick your head in the ground and ignore these injustices

Even on what appeared to be a simple rap battle between two inanimate objects.

If you clicked on this blog intending to read this rap you should be out doing better things

like improving the world for the better. Let's fight against inequality instead of

distracting us from its existence. Please do not re-elect president Trump. Do not

consume or share alt-right memes, even as a joke. Please.

They lead you down a slippery slope, similarly as to how I would slink down stairs

Starting slowly but quickly tumbling to the bottom before you even know what happened

And you start to take them as truth. Please do not tell me to join the alt-right.

It might be a funny joke to a straight male but consider that many demographics visit Fandom

and they do not want to be reminded that there is an ideology out there that targets them

specifically. There are many LGBT users on this website that are tired of the rampant

pro-Trump posting and I will take their side and support them. Do not join the alt-right.

I hope you voted this week to change the world for the better, especially if you believe our

current president has overstayed his welcome and our governments need housecleaning.

Please stop voting for sexist rapists. Please stop voting for people who do not see minorities

as equal members of society. Please do not re-elect Donald Trump. Please do not tell me

to join the alt right. Please do not support movements aimed against transgender individuals.

Please do not use offensive or hateful lingo, even when no one is around to take offense.

Please do not join the alt-right, and please do not tell me to join the alt-right.

Thank you.