User blog:PixelNova/Door VS A Hammer

This battle is gonna be Faqin cold. (Hi Lily)

Ok, so I have no idea what I've created. Hey guys welcome back to another battle, this one was suggested by Drakan95, and to be honest I don't know why. Today we have my OC from like 2015, Door, who was used to present the news for season one after blowing my head off with a shotgun. Going up against a household appliance, a hammer. Since you don't know who Door is just read this.

https://www.deviantart.com/freezdemi/journal/OC-Interview-or-something-745686750

Beat: http://picosong.com/w9NN2/

Announcer: (0:12)

Silent Rap Battles



VS




 * sigh*

Begin.

Door: (0:22)

Wait, hold up, what the fuck is this, why am I battling a hammer?

How can you even rap, It's like Timothy's lack of grammar!

You're a household appliance, only used for beating nails.

I'm murdering you, you can call it another OC Fairytale!

I'm scarier than Hellen Henny now back off you twat.

I'm eating you like water bottle caps, and mother friggin SweeTarts.

You already know my name, everybody calls me Door.

Now tell me, will I lose to you? *shotgun sounds* no.

Hammer: (0:43)

Aww, that was cute, you can do nursery rhymes.

Now it's time for you to be forgotten a second time!

Stop playing with that shotgun kid, or you're gonna end up dead!

Like I bash in nails, I'm gonna bash in your head!

You're an antisocial blob, no wonder you don't have a lover!

The good rhymes you spit are non-existent like your mother!

You're spitting Yaki rhymes, I'm the real MC!

MC Hammer, That's it, you can't touch me!

Door: (1:04)

Wait, no drop? Eh whatever, I can still beat you easily!

Got flow like the blood of my enemies, I mean, Wendy's frosties.

You make crappy puns and you call yourself an MC?

Actually, hold up, whats the connection between you and me?

The bars I spit are faqin' cold, I eat bars like bottle caps!

Now please, CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP?!?

How are you here, you aren't a living organism.

Now, excuse me, I must go, HAIL COMMUNISM!

Hammer: (1:25)

I'm tired of this bullshit, this Pico wannabe is annoying.

You got choppy rhymes, by the way, someone killed Stalin.

I'm beating you or something, after this, you'll achieve your dream!

Since your popularity only grew after the FlexDoor meme!

You don't have any friends, I'm a step up, brother!

I'm tired of you as an opponent, can I please have another?

Well, the battle is almost finished, so what's even the point?

Now I'll murder your creator, so you can leave this world! (oh)

Announcer: (1:45)

Lol sike no announcer

Who Won? Door A Hammer