User blog:Iliketrains455/Bill Cipher vs SpongeBob SquarePants. ILT's Amazing Rap Battles Season 2.

Yea yea I know I signed up as Bill Cipher for the villain tourney.

Haven't posted in a month so hi.

Welcome back.

Also yes I know the title cards are shitty as always, stop recommending stuff, I get it.

ILT's AMAZING RAP BATTLES!































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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Cipher: <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">HA HA HAAAAAA <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Puny sponges can’t harm Bill, with my power I’m practically invulnerable! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">While your best weapon is a spatula, I have the power of all three journals! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You don’t know how to do karate, what makes you think you can step up to me? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Am I really going up against this guy? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Yes.) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He’s even more pathetic than Pine Tree!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bikini Bottom is worthless, I will destroy it with Weirdmageddon and rise! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You know your town is screwed when it runs away from butterflies! (Ha!) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So go ahead, SquarePeasant, spit your verse and attempt to beat this ultra Tri! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I spit ultra hot disses straight from the MindScape, looks like I’ll win again! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Come on, show me what you got… <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nothing? Then I'll squish you like if you were Plankton!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s a sponge against a demon, you better fear this beast with just one eye <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ve probably already won this battle, so… Buy Gold, Bye! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f300;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Really? You got destroyed by a punch, for me, they don’t even hurt for me! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’ll be left Dumped, you don’t know who you’re messing with, don’t be playin’ Hooky…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the star of the show everybody loves, you were forgotten last February! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll smack you down on the grill and cook you like a Krabby Patty! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Um… SpongeBob) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">What? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You used the Krabby Patty’s name in a rap battle… there’s a fee for that. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(SpongeBob gives $2.00 to Mr. Krabs) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Where was I? Oh yes, kicking your ass. Now let me grab the Memory Gun,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And shoot it straight at your eye, finish this battle at once! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(SpongeBob shoots the gun at Bill) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(It misses) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#d2d200;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">

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<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">SpongeBob SquarePants: <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well… I’m surely ready to beat this foe! You know what parts the worst? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">People gotta use websites to understand your whole verse! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">What ever happened to Bill Cipher? By August, you were forgotten. End of story. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now you’re buried in the minds of people who binge-watch Rick and Morty! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Get pissed all you want, Bill, you obviously won’t affect me! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Do you not get it? I’m the friendliest and the most tough sponge in the sea! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">The way you are rapping, I can’t understand it, you remind me of Gary! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Meow!) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Just because you turn red, do you think you’re so scary? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You died. Everyone got over it. You’ve been dead for a year now. No more of your rants. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">The most pathetic part is that you were beat by <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(210,210,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?