User blog:ShaunoftheRed/ERBF: Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell

Sup. Yeah so I don't plan on making these often. Maybe once a month. Just recreationally. Here goes :P

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Mark Zuckerberg!

VS!

Alexander Graham Bell!

BEGIN!

Zuckerberg:

19th century called. They want their public figures back,

They want back their lacklustre educated sack of crap,

'cause no-one knows who you are; they made a film out of me,

I totally raised the bar. You're just an Edison wannabe,

10 seconds have passed since I started this verse,

That's 50 new users, while landline sales are getting worse,

Face of the company means 30 billion in my wallet,

The phone was your best invention and even you didn't want it!

Bell:

I'm sorry. The Diss you're trying to make isn't available right now,

Press 1 to forfeit a beating. Press 2 to allow,

Here's a notification. I revolutionised communication,

Across your nation. You can't out-rap a master of elocution,

Why don't you stick your little website back up on a shelf,

That you tricked your friends into making. You couldn't have done it yourself,

In fact, take it down altogether. It's just selfies and creeps,

Just go to sleep and please leave a message after the beep.

Zuckerberg:

Ring, ring! What's that? Just the sound of a bell,

Just the sound of Mr. Serious. ROFL,

Now, tell us all again how all your accomplishments fell,

Gave up my faith but I hope you go to hell! You invested

So much effort into overshadowing the rest of your life,

You invented long distance convos but can't even talk to your wife,

This one's lost but you're used to it. It runs in the family,

OMG. TBH. Just like TB.

Bell:

Hello? Operator? Can you give me someone who can rhyme?

Operator:

Ok hang on, I'll put you through. Please stay on the line.

Bell:

Because your site is on a decline. I heard it on the grapevine.

Operator:

Sorry sir. Jack Dorsey is engaged.

Bell:

Oh well! Nevermind,

Look, your site is a FAD, #swagfag, you pissed?

I've updated my status to victory. Does Mark Zuckerberg like this?

Mamafucker! At least my phones don't have game invites aswell,

Now hear my voice: Alexander Graham Bell!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Who won? Mark Zuckerberg? Alexander Graham Bell?