User:Awesomesix

You pompous boner nazi


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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.

The player is below for symmetrical reasons. You've been warned.

It is currently playing: Eminem - rap gOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Intro=

Hello, my name is Conner, but you can call me A6, Asix, Six, Awesomesicks, Asicks, Cjoeb, or 6. Just DO NOT call me Connor, please. Just don't.

Stuff you should know about me:


 * I also like Your Favorite Martian, Hoodie Allen, Skrillex, Ellie Goulding, Dj Earworm, Eminem, Djs From Mars, AWOLNATION, and Gorillaz.


 * My favorite things to watch are The Muppet Show, One Piece, Jontron, Nostalgia Critic, Todd in the Shadows, Steven Universe, misc. LP, and Gravity Falls.


 * My favorite games to play are G-Mod, Minecraft, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Left 4 Dead 2, and Team Fortress 2.


 * My favorite movies are Toy Story 3, Despicable Me 2, Gravity, and the LEGO movie.


 * I am not Barack Obama.

Well, that's some stuff to get you started on this, I guess. Just use the tab crap to go through the pages, or use the table at the bottom to see my two series, Total Drama ERB and Awesome Rap Battles. Or fuck off. It's your choice.

Winners=

I'm not concerned about this part.


 * 1) John Lennon "Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free!"
 * 2) Darth Vader "So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?"
 * 3) Abraham Lincoln "I won the Civil War with my beard. Now I'm here to whoop your ass!"
 * 4) No one This battle wasn't great.
 * 5) No one Same as above. No clever lines.
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven "My name is Beethoven, mother fucker! Maybe you've heard of me!"
 * 7) Stephen Hawking "I'm a super computer. You're like a TI-82."
 * 8) Genghis Khan No explanation needed.
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte "You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang."
 * 10) Ben Franklin "It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!"
 * 11) Tie Both were great.
 * 12) Dr. Seuss Eh, 50/50.
 * 13) Mr. Rogers "Get right back in your van, get the fuck outta my neighborhood."
 * 14) Christopher Columbus "I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!"
 * 15) Tie Close call.
 * 16) Darth Vader "I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp."
 * 17) Tie Both were awesome.
 * 18) Wright Brothers This battle was average.
 * 19) Tie Great battle, hard to choose.
 * 20) Cleopatra I dunno, just... uh... something. (bpf)
 * 21) HAL 9000 "I'm sorry, Bill, I can't let you do that." And the "that" is win.
 * 22) Freddie Mercury All the lines. Frank may have done well, but Mercury killed it.
 * 23) Tie (except Abe) Abe was no. Why?
 * 24) Dr. Who "Actually, if you don't mind, it's just the Doctor."
 * 25) Clint Eastwood "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
 * 26) Sherlock & Watson "Ohhh!"
 * 27) Moses That flozizzle fo rizzle, mah shizznizzle.
 * 28) Tie I don't want to be sexist ;-;
 * 29) Gandhi "I am celibate because I don't give a fuck."
 * 30) No one Bias out the i-ass.
 * 31) Tie Too beautiful.
 * 32) Tie Ditto.
 * 33) Vladimir Lenin Dat flow on speed 2.0 tho.
 * 34) Darth Vader & Boba Fett That drop did it for me.
 * 35) Tie Too tough to decide.
 * 36) Miley Cyrus Less annoying in the battle.
 * 37) Bob Ross "Hey, Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat."
 * 38) Tie Can't decide.
 * 39) Team ghosts Well, even Scrooge agrees.
 * 40) Walter White "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife!"
 * 41) Goku "One more Superman that's never gonna walk again."
 * 42) Tie Too tough to decide.
 * 43) Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson Tyson killed it.
 * 44) William Wallace (ew)
 * 45) The Renaissance Artists "I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit. Oops."
 * 46) Tie Can't decide.
 * 47) Tie "Oh! Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore you trying to flow yo?" etc.
 * 48) Zeus Just more threatening sounding. Plus, you can't win with "Swallow my babies." You can't.
 * 49) Tie Both were 2spooky4me.
 * 50) Oprah Winfrey Ellen is annoying in my opinion.
 * 51) This battle's a huge tie I liked all of them.
 * 52) Bill & Ted Jesus fuck I just felt dizzy wtf anyways Lewis and Clark looked like idiots
 * 53) Harry Houdini Sxc
 * 54) Tie idgaf

Favorite to least favorite= I decided to order the battles I like in terms of how much I like them, 1-10.

Just pretend that #1 is gold because wikia's coding can be shit sometimes :)