Talk:Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye/@comment-24962009-20140609121557/@comment-5824261-20140610174214

Todd: What a close shave! Your story's one I must commend!

But I must also show distaste for the flaws in your plans.

I know who you are; Take off that leathery mask!

Show us your accent underneath. Need a trim? Just ask.

Let me recommend a barber so that you can get a date.

You're just killing everyone! You're crazy! What's with all that hate?!

At least I had a reason for my treason.

I'm here slicin' while you're squeezin'!

Hold your breath; Tide's comin' in! Be sure to tip your barber!

But first, let me tell you who I am.

Todd and Judge: Benjamin Barker!

Jeff: I'll be sneaking through your room. This ain't Monsters Incorporated!

Bro, this ain't a dumb costume. My knife will leave you perforated!

"Ominous Unknown Killer is Still at Large!"

Tht was Liu. Will you take him away too? On what charge?!

You're like Tobias Ragg! Defeated in just 2 acts!

Maybe I'll just show ya why it's like when someone finally cracks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at my face!

The feeling of a murderer is one you must embrace!

They'll toss you in a penitentiary, because you're delirious!

I'll stare unblinking and I'll whisper "why so serious?!"

Todd: it's a family massacre! Is this what you want?!

It's a party in the back with the business up front!

I ain't no barber of Seville, I'll hire Kieth, Troy, and Randy

To bet you to submission, and coat you in brandy.

You will feel the guilt of what you did 'till you die!

Which I Hope is in my chair, down the chute to Mrs. Lovettes pie!

Jeff: I'll be the Judge in this case, emerging from the Fogg.

Your murders were as pointless as your boring prologue!

From Slauter to Depp, from Armstrong to Guntom,

I'll leave you naked I'm a field like Johanna Mason!

I'm happy to let the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Meat the creep who never weeps. (Softly) Go back to sleep...