User blog:DemonicBeast/Mordecai and Rigby vs Phineas and Ferb

Battle 3 is up now! Prepare to have your minds blown!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! PHINEAS AND FERB! VS! MORDECAI AND RIGBY! BEGIN! (Mordecai and Rigby's lines are mingled) (Phineas in bold) (Ferb in italic) Mordecai and Rigby: Oooh! Time to start the show! Our rhymes'll hit you like a fatal blow! You better get into shape to avoid our mangle! And by shape I don't mean a rectangle and triangle! You are pretty trusting, but we'll never trust ya! Not to mention your sister's always trying to bust ya! Phin, if you like Isabella, how come you never had sex? Oh, and Ferb, you're just a goddamn British wreck! Phineas and Ferb: '''Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Beat the fucking shit out of a raccoon and a blue-jay! Our rhymes are as fast as a rollercoaster! We'll tear you down like a slightly-torn poster! Our pet platypus has something to say! Grgrgrgrgrgrg! Translation: You're both gay! Buford's gonna find two brand new nerds! Prepare to lose, you dumbass turds!''' Mordecai and Rigby: Looks like someone went Benson mad! You both look dumber than your mom AND your dad! You'll never win! So you see! Get off the battlefield and go back to your tree! Phineas and Ferb: '''You look scared! Head to our sister's Panic Room! Prepare for your ultimate loss and doom! We'll pound ya! Squeeze ya! Crush ya! Tear ya!''' ''Now get the fuck out of the Tri-State area! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT! YOU DECIDE! EPIC-OOOOOOOH! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Who Won? Mordecai and Rigby Phineas and Ferb