Rasputin vs Stalin

The 33rd installment of Epic Rap Battles of History is set to be released on April 22. It will be the final episode of Season 2. It features Grigori Rasputin vs Joseph Stalin vs Vladimir Lenin vs Mikhail Gorbachev vs Vladimir Putin, all Russian characters.

Cast
Nice Peter as Grigori Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin (voice), and Vladimir Putin (voice)

Lloyd Ahlquist as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev (voice)

PewDiePie as ???

Ryan Higa as ???

??? as Vladimir Lenin

??? as Mikhail Gorbachev

??? as Vladimir Putin

Rasputin:
Cool mustache, Wario

Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-oh

How many dictators does it take

To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?

It's a disgrace what you did to your own people

Yo daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil

You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia, and history books unfold ya

As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind

You built a superpower but it paid the price

With the endless destruction of Russian lies

You're a man of steel, I spit kryptonite!

Big dick mystic, known to hypnotize

I can end you with a whisper to your wife!

Stalin:
Look into my eyes, you perverted witch

See the souls of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!

You think I give a fuck about my wife?

My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!

You got off easy? When they pickled that moose cock?

I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot

Your whole family, shot!

All your wizard friends, shot!

Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!

Starve you for days till you waste away

I even crushed motherfuckers when I'm laid in state

Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture

Jumped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler

Lenin:
I have no pride for you

Who ruined everything my revolution was doing

To stop the Bourgeoisie

I fought the bondage of classes, the proletarian masses

And brought me here to spit a thesis against both of yo asses

Let me start with you there, Frankenstein

Looking like something out of R.L. Stine

It's hip-hop chowder, red over white

This is all why I can't do shit tonight

And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man

But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!

My whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark

And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

Gorbachev:
Knock knock knock knock

Did somebody say birth marks?

Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost

Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

Shook hands with both Ronald's, Reagan and McDonalds, no doubt

If your name ends with "in", time to get out!

I have the balls to let Barynshnikov dance, player!

Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!

You two need yoga, you need to shower

And you all need to learn how to handle real power!

Putin:
Did somebody say real power?

Da, you want to mess with me

I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing this bitch

But wait up like the Cuba? while I'm balling in Cuba

Doing judo moves and schooling every Communist сука

I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me

The last man who attacked me lived a half-life so Comrade, come at me

You don't know what you're doing, what, are you trying to boss around against a man like Putin?

You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!

Poll
Who won? Rasputin Stalin Lenin Gorbachev Putin

Trivia

 * Like ERB #12 and ERB #27 this battle features 5 rappers.


 * The reasoning behind this battle is to redeem Peter from Vladimir Putin's "quote" saying he'd kill Peter with his hands if Season 2 did not feature a Russian rapper
 * This may be the first battle where an actor plays more than one rapper (not counting cameos).
 * This is the third battle to have a third (or fourth and fifth for that matter) person to enter the battle but not be on another rapper's side.