User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.37: Blade vs Buffy Summers

Just one of 3 halloween battles has arrived

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BLADE

VS

BUFFY SUMMERS

BEGIN!

Blade

I'm the prince of darkness, call me Blade.

I'm no Angel, but you're about to be slayed,

I slice you in half, leave you as flat as my hair.

It's the dark ages girl and I'm your worst nightmare!

You pretend to be a cheerleader to get with all the boys.

But I'm the only vampire hunter, just get rid of all your baby toys.

Go play with your scooby gang and pretend you are Daphne Blake.

While I hide on rooftops ready to kill vampires with garlic and a stake.

Buffy Summers

Welcome to the Hellmouth Blade, you natural disaster.

I maybe female, but I am the only vampire master!

Just like my name, I spit hot rhymes under the sun.

You hide away till night, you're a nightstalker son.

Head down to Sunnydale high and I'll Spike all your food.

And if you lie to me, then you're about to be screwed.

You're on 6 boxes on a page, while I'm on the big screen.

How in blazes did you get stuck in a fucking claw machine?

Blade

Yo girl, my Ultimate Alliance can take on the likes of you.

If you don't shut up, I chop you up and turn you into beef stew.

Your tv series has been on too long, that I'm getting a reboot.

So let me take off my shades and get into my killing suit.

Buffy Summers

Hold up a second, you only got 3 shitty movies.

I'm still popular because people like my huge boobies.

Wait you were born half vampire, so how about I kill you.

So run back to your tomb from Dracula, Blade and hide from the moon.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

