User blog:DennisRocking/Dennis' Rap Battles, Smith VS Marx

Cyan/Gir, Grav and Night made some great battles today! Go check them out before them. Definitely better than mine. XD.

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Dark_Cyan/CyGIR_Rap_Battles_5:_Freddy_Fazbear_vs_Mr._Bear

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:GravityMan/MBOHS_Season_3_Episode_6:_Maui_vs_Manco_Capac

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:NightFalcon9004/Sokka_vs_Duke._Epic_Cartoon_Rap_Battles_27

HELLLOOOO. It's a wonderful Sunday. ERB might be releasing really soon, Walking Dead premiere tonight...oh boy. I'm excited.

So here's a battle to make it even better!

One of the most wanted suggestions and most interesting, I've went ahead and made Marx VS Smith. I've been working on this about a week and a half in between stuff.

A quick disclaimer...

This battle is not meant to necessarily be funny, and it deals with more serious issues and raps, so the jokes may not be as humorous. It's definitely meant to be more serious. With that said, ye.

So the next battle will be the mid season finale, and I have a great guest star for it. I'm very excited and I hope you guys enjoy this in the mean time! :D

Connections obvious, the people are pretty well known...Now, I'm off.

Have fun and happy Walking Dead premiere/ERB soon day!!!!

Questions about certain lines? Ask and I'll answer. :PPP

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Dennis' Rap Battles!

Adam Smith!

Against!

Karl Marx!

BEGIN!

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Adam Smith:

Yes, Mrs, Iron Lady, I do know of the evil on a far-off level.

Ah, look, Speak of the Devil!

Ya like bein' social, I hear, but ya need a facial shear.

Take that upside-down V and clip it on that Graham Bell of a beard!

Policies I rock, I keep Capitalism on lock.

Inform me; when has a communist ever came out on top?

You'd let economical freedom collapse, you anarchist pig!

Downplay everyone else, but it seems you're the proletariat!

An Invisible Hand has a Free Market, so let's "trade" blows.

Somehow ya went and screwed up the world 200 years down the road!

Darwin-looking Bourgeisoue wants to preach to me? Ya never worked!

Only babbled cold deadened atheistic ideologies always warped!

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Karl Marx:

I dared to meddle with affairs that made most scared.

Beware, I declare I prepare! My verse is Laissez-Faire!

Yes, the dominos that can be knocked over shape who we are.

But you're living in a fairy tale, you won't go far!

Claimed a Wealth in Nations when I see none in modern times!

In my mind cookin' lies you know are wrong is a crime!

And for a man surrounded in Enlightenment, you're illogical.

Worse than the government at excuses, you make obstacles!

I know that there are few ways to sew the balance.

But it pains my Prussian heart to see such wasted talent.

Our philosophies and economical theories clash.

The only difference is: one's first and one is last.

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Adam Smith:

Every man deserves the right to work and get equal pay!

Come home to his familiy in a free world everyday!

You look and act disgusting, it's a Sentiment I'm bearing.

Use your ego to realize I'm praised for what I am sharing!

You're self-conceited and narsisistic, you're certainly not helping.

Inspiring bad on the far-left and right, you aren't giving no blessings!

You sought thought left to rot, your chance is shot.

The brainy Scot caught a brampot causin' upshots...

for the fraud distraught evil he's wrought, I haven't forgot.

I'm freedoms mascot, you're a hotshot, pretty fast to talk.

You lost your slot at bein' taught, excuses when put on the spot.

Top-notch onslaught! In a fight, you'd likely boycott.

I have some morals to go by! God lead my way.

You're an unethical swine; economist Hemingway!

Oxford bred, class consciousness? You're twisted and broken!

Masking common interest just to hide your true motives!

You want to kill God! Kill money! Kill freedom!

Kill economics! Kill classes! Kill the people!

Demolish the goverment! Let a country have nothing to run it!

Kill Capitalism! Bulldoze free-speech! You're horrid!

Your Crisis Theory will be proven when you make me angry!

Revolutinary? You're a coward! I highly doubt you could take me!

I'm good at words, Karl, so you best listen.

I won't lay down and simply claim Marxist criticism!

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Karl Marx:

I'm a superstructure, Bob Saget can't harm me.

Divisions are necessary, but I can't imagine this fool in either party.

If you think my claims are wrong, look at the world today.

I'm equalized in the field when I cause strife when I rhyme, mate!

I talked with him, and Engels agrees, you're 12838, minor!

You downtalk all I do, yet I still am a headliner. (Haha!)

That's the difference, damn the lower-class that disapprove my battles I'm fighting.

Classless and exiled for my beliefs, that's how much a coward I am.

Your college must be a fool's paradise with all your men.

Me and Trotsky could turn ALL of your little Army Red!

Speaking of such, I am the best revolutinary there's even been.

No Inquiry needed, Smith, look at my empire, it's obvious I win.

You're wrong, you're just wrong, the world isn't a nice place.

Mixed economies are wrong, too, wipe that grin off your face.

Bottom line in my argument, you're wrong.

Which is why you're name is forgotton, yet somehow my legacy carries on....

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

DENNIS' RAP BATTTLESSS!!!

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