User:Awesomesix

Hello, my name is Conner, but you can call me A6, Awesome, Asix, Six, Awesomesicks, Cjoeb, or 6. Just don't call me Connor, please.

Info About Me

 * I've memorized every rap battle, except the ones after Blackbeard vs Capone.Wub.gif


 * I'm 13, but probably don't act like it (either younger or older).
 * My voice is REALLY deep. Like really. No joke. I sound older than I am. I've been called an adult before.


 * I also like Yourfavoritemartian (R.I.P. YFM Jan 2011-Sept 2012), Hoodie Allen, Skrillex (meh), Ellie Goulding, Dj Earworm, Eminem, AWOLNATION, and last, but definitely not least, my favorite artist, Gorillaz.


 * My favorite shows/animes are Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo, One Piece, Gravity Falls, and the majority of the Total Drama series.


 * My favorite games are Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, Minecraft, and Team Fortress 2.
 * Viktoriya is an 11/10 pretty/gorgeous/cute blonde Russian babe whom I'm obsessed with cauase she be dayumn<3
 * If I like something, I'll usually obsess the shit out of it/them, like above mentioned fact, Gorillaz, and One Piece.

Cliche profile stuff
This stuff normally appears on everyone's userpage, and whaddya fucking know, it's here on mine.

Who I think won each battle:

 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abraham lincoln
 * 4) No one
 * 5) No one
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte
 * 10) Ben Franklin
 * 11) Tie
 * 12) William Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr. Rogers
 * 14) Christopher Columbus
 * 15) Tie
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Tie
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) HAL 9000
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe again
 * 24) Dr. Who
 * 25) Clint Eastwood
 * 26) Sherlock & Watson
 * 27) Moses
 * 28) No one
 * 29) Gandhi
 * 30) Nikola Tesla
 * 31) Babe Ruth
 * 32) Mozart
 * 33) Mikhail Gorbachev
 * 34) Darth Vader & Boba Fett
 * 35) Tie
 * 36) Tie
 * 37) Bob Ross
 * 38) Michael Jordan
 * 39) The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Least favorite to favorite
Scale

5-5.9 = meh

6-6.9 = okay

7-7.9 = good

8-8.9 = great

9-9.9 = glorious
 * 1) Genghis Khan vs Easter bunny 5.3/10
 * 2) Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il 5.7/10
 * 3) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga 6/10
 * 4) Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus 6.1/10
 * 5) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking 6.3/10
 * 6) Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite 6.3/10
 * 7) Nicepeter vs EpicLLOYD 6.4/10
 * 8) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris 6.4/10
 * 9) Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare 6.4/10
 * 10) Moses vs Santa Claus 6.6/10
 * 11) Justin Bieber vs Ludwig Van Beehtoven 6.7/10
 * 12) Adam vs. Eve 6.7/10
 * 13) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros 6.8/10
 * 14) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly 6.8/10
 * 15) Miley Cyrus vs Joan Of Arc 6.8/10
 * 16) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney 7/10
 * 17) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes 7/10
 * 18) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates 7.1/10
 * 19) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin 7.1/10
 * 20) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong 7.2/10
 * 21) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2 7.3/10
 * 22) Rasputin vs Stalin 7.3/10
 * 23) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. 7.4/10
 * 24) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who 7.4/10
 * 25) Blackbeard vs Al Capone 7.5/10
 * 26) Gandalf vs Dumbledore 7.5/10
 * 27) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood 7.5/10
 * 28) Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe 7.6/10
 * 29) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali 7.7/10
 * 30) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso 8.1/10
 * 31) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 8.2/10
 * 32) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers 8.5/10
 * 33) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison 8.6/10
 * 34) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley 8.9/10
 * 35) Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra 9.0/10
 * 36) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 9.1/10
 * 37) Mozart vs Skrillex 9.4/10
 * 38) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge 9.5/10
 * 39) Master Chief vs Leonidas 9.7/10 (my favorite battle)

Favorite Rappers:

 * 1) Clint Eastwood
 * 2) Freddie Mercury
 * 3) Mr. Rogers
 * 4) Darth Vader
 * 5) Cleopatra
 * 6) Master Chief
 * 7) Blackbeard
 * 8) Al Capone
 * 9) Mikhail Gorbachev
 * 10) HAL 9000

Least Favorite Rappers:

 * 1) Lady Gaga
 * 2) Adam
 * 3) Eve
 * 4) Easter Bunny
 * 5) Thing 1 & 2
 * 6) Justin Bieber
 * 7) Lady Gaga
 * 8) Captain Kirk
 * 9) Moses
 * 10) Santa Claus

Master Chief vs Leonidas. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.: Master Chief vs Leonidas
This battle is pure badass. Both people did a good job in the battle, and I think Leonidas, even though he lost in my opinion, did well. Jesse Cale's beats are always a plus.

2: Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Compared to the last Christmas special, this battle is fucking kick ass. The beats are alive, the rapping is alive, everything is alive, dammit, even the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. This is what Moses vs Santa should've been.

Mozart vs Skrillex. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.: Mozart vs. Skrillex
Jesse Cale's beats are the best. Unlike Beethoven vs Bieber, that biased shit fest, this battle is about loud music, and boy is the beat beautiful. Skrillex also did fairly well, but Mozart did better. Ironically, the beat is louder on Mozart's part, not Skrillex's, who's probably the loudest musician ever.

4: Vader vs Hitler 3
Did I mention I like electronic beats the most? I should've. This threequel, for lack of a better word than "threequel", is hopefully the final installment of the series or Vader vs Hitler. This battle was unnecessary, but it makes up for that with being bad ass, a real battle between two evil sunnuvabitches.



5: Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
ERB knows how to come back. The beat, the portrayal, the lyrics, everything here puts the "Epic Battle" in "Epic Rap Battles of History". Also, I think the beat is a remix of "Rock you". I don't know. Still epic though.

Hat Story Was Beautiful ((by chat members of 1/1/2014))
There was a man obsessed with clocks. One day, he burned off his cock. He went to the hospital later that day, and the said, "Use bombs wisely. He did not use the bombs wisely, so he blew off all of his limbs. He got a sex change and changed his name to Vivan. He ran into the forest and eat tree bark cause we was hungry. But there was an amazing shock as Gotthold Einsenstein came into the forest crying. he killed him. He went to heaven but then he crashed to the ground and then got raped by a pack of wolves. He was reborn as a wolf after his rape and proceeded to become known as pedowolf. Then he met doge and fell in love, but doge is awesome and turned him down. Doge then ripped off Vivan's skin and wore it like a coat. He then proceeded to violently masturbate to the torn off skin. Vivan then regenerated into Scrawland, and became obsessed with clocks again, also aquiring a banhammer. Having acquired a banhammer, he started a regime of ultimate dictatorship under the name of Lloyd Ru

Review: 5/10, needs more salt.