Talk:Charles Darwin/@comment-30127684-20150427145946

I've got a great first verse for Darwin if he faces Ash. Comment if you like it!

A wild Darwin appeared, and he'll kick Ash's ass!

You can tell I stacked on Carbos, 'cause I'm comin' in fast!

''I bring the Thunder! Droppin' Seed Bombs till literal ash is leftover!''

Just take it from me: your rhyme's will be as bad as Garbodor!

''I'm the real master of evolution! The birds and the bees are''

Mad 'cause you made an episode that caused kids to have seizures!

Call this Frost Breath or Storm Throw, because I'm making critical hits!

''Just admit it! You'll never get Misty to lick your Diglett!''