User blog:JaphethMario/Tetris vs Puyo Puyo. Japheth's Rap Battles

Welcome to another battle of mine. It's been a long time since I wrote a battle in this website, so I wanted to write something simple. Even though this battle took me like 2-3 months to write. I watched Gaming Historian's Tetris video to get some writing materials.

Originally this is was suppose to be a battle royale or gauntlet between different puzzle games, like Dr. Mario of...Dr.Mario, either a Bejweled or Candy Crush rep, and a Panel De Pon rep, maybe add Puzzles and Dragons but I decide to keep this match-up a classic 1-on-1. Since these both puzzle games have a crossover. (Well besides on Dr.Mario x Tetris.)

And this battle was suppose to come out earlier, but I don't like the first draft and I have to polish some lines. Then Tetris 99 comes out, and luckily I am near to completion, so I release this battle as a hype of Tetris 99. I got like 3-5 battles currently on writing.

So anyways Today's battle features Arle Nadja, protagonist of the Puyo Puyo games, against Tee, representative and personification of Tetris. To see which puzzle games drop the hardest diss.

Tee Verse:
(Note; Tee is in purple,  Ess is in green )

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I'm the man who arranges the blocks to tear down the wall, colliding two sides of the world

Been asserting dominance to the industry way before T-pose was a buzzword

I expect Sega's Puzzle game, Columns, not a glorified Connect Four with a Pikachu-looking mofo

Who’s going down the shitter, no wonder why they called you Pu-yo Pu-yo

Not only you’re a doppelganger of me, but you tried to ripoff Bejewled and that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puyo_Puyo_DA! DDR shit]

And so many goddamn alts in your gatcha app, even Camilla would call you a cash cow without the tits

<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">An apple a day couldn’t sway this doctor away from spitting fever bars

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">But a Ringo a game, surely drummed you out on the franchise main star

Arle Nadja Verse:
(Note: Arle Nadja is in <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">orange, Carbuncle is in <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">yellow, Schezo is in <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:blue">blue )

<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">I know you like topping first at everything, but it just shows your delusion's stacked <p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Like compiling every entry in your series, Tee, making sure Minecraft don’t top you in best selling blocks

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">The future of your glory days is going dark like a Gameboy screen  <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">(Gugu?)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">No longer held the title of puzzle king, got dethrone by an eye-candy app crushing diabetes   <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">(Gu!)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Back when I was in kindergarten, I’ve schooled monsters and still made it to graduation

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">While 80’s kids got braindumbed when theyused you for an alternative drug addiction

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Been in so many consoles, yet you’re only known in a system they replaced you for Pokemon and shit

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">And back in your homeland, they prefer shooting, yelling cyka blyat, than a fit-the-shape kit

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Like a wrongly placed piece of ideology, Tee and victory doesn’t fit property

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Even if your votes in this battle's same as your sales, your wins belongs to state property  <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">(Gu-OOH!)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Know your place, you starving blockhead, without our collab, you wouldn’t able to voice a diss

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">But you saying you can rap is more farfetched than Harpy can sing

Tee Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">Hold! That commie joke was dark, Arle, did Ecolo pocessed your body again?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">But I can handle the cold truth because unlike you, where I stayed, we strive without the sun

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">While I agree that our crossover was a success, but it’s only from my name that got them ( <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">Pu-who? <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">Once 99 drops at the battleground, snapping this bitch out of existence wouldn’t be my problem

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">I could read your face like an open book, Nadja, but your history's always get rewritten

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">From the pink marshmallow, to the Lion King’s sidekicks, and even to the guy who made us for a livin ’

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">Suffered so many identity crisis, that I’m not sure if I’m battling the real Arle

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">But based on your travel crossing to other places, I bet you didn’t passed VISA

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">Tetris Attacksyour ass so hard, you’ll be going back to the days you were crawling in dungeon

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">You’re so mentally disadvantaged that you name your best only friend after an infection

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">The heart of the Compile era went away after they Nep-tune to the next hyperdimension

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:purple">What’s funnier than you getting localize is that youdrop rock bottom, being Sonic's mean bitch

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Arle Nadja Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Trying to get to through tight spaces, and I thought Schezo was the pervert

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Your silly T-spins tricks still leaves you overshadowed by a piece that’s  <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:blue">“long and hard as my—” (ack!)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">I’ll pimp slap this soft limp outta Primp Town, as an act against aids

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">But if you want me to give you head, I’ll pop you harder than I did in PC-98

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">And you’re the one to talk ‘bout localization, when anyone that tries to get your rights got themselves screwed up

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Tetris brings two competitors together, (yeah?), also reason why [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_Games_Corp._v._Nintendo_of_America_Inc. Nintendo fucked Atari's ass]

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">Your dark history would make an interesting movie, but choose a sci-fi trilogy instead

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:orange">And tell Satan he’s my next victim, after my Bayoen combos make you dead

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<h2 class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">POLL:

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WHO WON Tetris Puyo Puyo