Talk:Mozart vs Skrillex/@comment-66.30.253.94-20130405201646

Yo. HarryPotter2875 here.

Here's a HQ version of the cover: http://i.imgur.com/AXNiPuT.jpg

And here's the correct lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SKRILLEX!

VERSUS!

MOZART!

BEGIN!

Skrillex:

My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den

I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants

You're a weirdo Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs and poof!

And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute

Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus!

You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless!

I'm rich, acclaimed and famous, I'm a playlist on the A-List!

You're the lamest, kiss my ass, uh-uh-uh-uh-Amadeus!

Mozart:

Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups?

I'm a prodigy, sonny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up!

My music is 200 years old and it's still excellent!

In two more months the world will forget about your Skrillexcrement

I can't believe the way you dress when you dub-step out of the house

You're like an emo Steve Urkel and you (ooh!) reek of DeadMau5!

I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows what you are!

Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar!

Skrillex:

I attack, you decay, can't sustain my releases!

Sad chain, Wolfgang, Bangarang you to pieces

I'm a self-made man, you're a slave to your papa!

I'm a r-r-r-rock star, mix it with the bass and drop ya!

Global! My strobes blow like Chernobyl!

Kids explode and get mobile! No one even knows you!

I make the whole world move, you play community theatre!

I gained your same fame from home with a blown out speaker

Mozart:

Oh yes, I've heard that EP and see I transcribed it here

Tell me what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea?

And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I have no idea!

I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA

You go piano to fortississimo, that means soft to very very loud,

Cause I'm guessing that you didn't know!

Why don't you put down your Cubase and pick up a real bow!

I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BABABABABABATTLES!

OF HISTORY! (ORY, ORY, ORY, ORY, ORY)