User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 32: Katana vs Samurai Jack 2



Yo. This is probably the last direct sequel I'll be doing for the whole series, unless I do another one in the offseason.

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:28

Katana:
Here we go again with the wandering Samurai

Seems to me you chose the most lyrical way to die

Lost your sword? Too bad. Can’t save the world now

Even in your prime, Aku always beat you down

With cities and towns all burned down into wrecks

It’s no wonder your mental health needs to be checked

Leaving all those people to die makes you a mega douche

They’d be better off singing with Scaramouche

Samurai Jack:
Still with this dishonor, this time I will see it through

I may not have my sword but I can still defeat you

With gatling guns and explosives up my sleeve

I am a one man, devastating war machine

Mess with me, and you get stabbed in the chest

No more robot corpses, I have no fear killing flesh

I’m the best of the best, even legions cannot stop me

You may stand a chance, only if you have an army

Katana:
Armies? Sorry, but you hardly alarm me

I’m strongly armed and you’ll handle it wrongly

Like when you faced the 7 daughters all alone

And in a twist of fate, it was you that got boned

But to your credit, you did better the second try

Only after you cowardly ran away with your life

After 50 years, you still are clueless as you started

The beard is present, but the wisdom has departed

Samurai Jack:
Winning with that? Are you kidding me?

You clearly forget my outstanding legacy

I fought with the 300, survived without a dime

Saved princes and kingsmen, dueled guardians of time

Jumped incredible leaps and bounds without a sweat

Drank with the Irish, left them out of breath

Freed many from the corrupt, saved all the children

Still made time to honor my traditions

So forgive me again if I appear to be bored

But the most you’ve done is trapped your husband in your sword

Why stress with an amateur like yourself?

Who’s biggest claim is a B movie where you didn’t help?

Katana:
Because I have a weapon and you are unarmed

You duel well with words, but dropped your guard

Nowhere to hide samurai, time to face your doom

[A red streak flashes into the battle, interrupting their clash.]

The Flash:
Oops, sorry, just looking for Professor Zoom

Either of you two see him? Ugly dude in yellow

Also a pretty rude and unpleasant fellow

Katana and Samurai Jack:
I have not, but if I do I’ll let you know?

The Flash:
Thanks so much! Welp, continue. I gotta go

[The Flash quickly departs into the speed force, looking for his adversary]

Katana:
Anyway samurai, let us finish this with honor

Samurai Jack:
Agreed. A finish to determine whose will is stronger