User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 29: Elsa The Snow Queen vs. Frozone

This battle features famous Frozen character, the queen of Arendelle, Elsa vs. Mr. Incredible's best friend and ice superhero in The Incredibles, Frozone. Enjoy!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ELSA!

VS.

FROZONE!!

BEGIN!

Elsa:

It’s time to pawn a nigga who tries to step up to this queen!

I will hit you so hard, you’re nose will swell up like Mr. Bean!

You made one wrong move and everyone knows

That you ended up in a store and a cop you froze!

Your power is fake; my power is genetic!

You can’t stop the Omnidroid? You’re so pathetic!

Soon, I’ll push you away like you were my past!

Enjoy this battle while you can because this will be your last!



Frozone:

You wanna rap?

Imma go take a nap!

I can beat you in my sleep, you’ll just spit out crap!

You’re a blonde monster, doesn’t matter where!

Yes I’m dark, call me a nightmare!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Why don’t you go let go of Hans’ big dick?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And walk down to the cinema to watch my big flick?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’m much more incredible than whatever you can do!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I don’t understand while the internet pairs me up with you!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Elsa:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I don’t get it either. I have more class than that

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Frozone:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I can blast ice on your sister right off the bat!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Elsa:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Bitch please, you couldn’t organize a dinner with your wife!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Frozone:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Why don’t you fucking lock yourself up and mourn your damn life?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Elsa:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’ll tell you why. I’m Elsa the queen!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’ll be the worst girl that you have ever seen!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You wanna go bowling? I’ll fucking strike you down!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’ll be like Kronos because you have been found!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Frozone:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Don’t talk to me about being weak you blonde bitch!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You’re the worst blue thing in a move since Lilo and Stitch!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">My name is Lucius Best, as in the best at this rap!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You’re in trouble again Elsa, you’ll never escape this trap!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Just take yourself down to Wandering Oaken’s friggin sauna

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And do yourself a much needed lesbian treatment from Anna!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Smell your defeat my dear queen, the stench like meth!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You were the loser of Frozen like your parents lost to death!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP (blizzard) BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Who Won? Elsa Frozone