User blog:JKGame/Scott the Woz vs AntDude: Epic Rap Battles of The Universe

Whoa, a new battle already?!

Yeah, this is something I wanted to do before I lose interest in this idea after working on my other series. Enjoy.

"Two gaming YouTubers, Scott the Woz and AntDude, rap against each other to see which comedic YouTubers all about games is better, but will some other rappers join in as well?"

Disclaimer: Of course, this battle does not reflect my opinion on these YouTubers nor does it reflect theirs. This is all just for fun.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

SCOTT THE WOZ!

VS!

ANTDUDE!!!

BEGIN!

Scott:

Hey y'all, Scott here! And today, I'm going to diss this Kirby fanboy

Out of all the Nintendo videos you have, there wasn't a single one I enjoyed!

AntDude? Well, I'm definitely going to crush you like an ant, dude!

You review games everyone else reviewed while I'm here trying out some game foods!

That's enough proof for me to show that my content's more original!

So I suggest you leave before I send you to St. Luke's Hospital!

Forget Zero or Zero 2! I'm the final boss you should fear!

Why don't you take a banana and shove it right into your ear?!

AntDude

Whoa, calm down, Scott, you're being harsher than you're usually are

But even then, your rhymes can't even compare to my Superspicy Curry bars

Ironic that you call my videos boring, yet you made one all about game spines!

Looks like I'm the one who's going to bring this human Arlo to his decline!

We sometimes talk about the same things, but I make my commentary more interesting!

I'm surprised there are people who find this Egon look-alike entertaining!

Also, you call me a Kirby fanboy when you're obsessed with Madden 08?

What else can I say? Honestly, I think you're kind of overrated!

cott the Woz:

Hold on, I need to wipe some dirt off my shoes. (Shoe has a paper with AntDude written on it) Aw man, that explains a lot.

I mean, with a hundred Kirby and Sonic videos, there's really no way you can be on par with Scott!

You think you're as popular as JonTron? You have to be kidding!

You flopped your verse harder than the Wii U, now that's an achievement!

AntDude:

Come on, beating you is going to be even easier than beating Star Allies!

Your raps sucked more than Sonic Forces. I can't even say you tried!

If your last name's Wozniak, then it looks like I'm Steve Jobs

'Cause I'm the famous one here! You're just some YouTuber that everyone forgot!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Who won? Scott the Woz AntDude