User blog:FlareBlitz47/Yet Another Fanmade Rap Battle. Ezio Auditore vs Agent 47.

Hello, hello, and welcome to my first ever fanmade battle. I might make some more in the future, but for now, this'll do. Comment below, feedback and stuff like that. Enjoy!

Cast
Nice Peter or Dante Motion as Ezio Auditore da Firenze

EpicLLOYD as Agent 47

Lyrics
EEEEEEHHHPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTOREEEEYYYY!!

AYGENT FORTEY-SEHVEN!

VHERSUS!

EEEEHTTZIO AUDITORE DAH FIRENZEEHHH!!!

BIGIN!

Ezio Auditore:
Madre de Dio, what's this I see?

A stoic assassin tryin' to put a bald curse on me?

Oh, right, forgive me, where are my manners?

The name's Ezio Auditore, assassin of the masters,

I'm here on a rapping Firenze, bringing down the man in the suit,

You call yourself an assassin, but I think it's time to give you the boot!

And come on, 47? What kind of name is that?

I think it's time for you, my friend, to sit down and Requiescat.

Agent 47:
Names are for friends, so I don't need one,

I don't show emotions either, but now I'm gonna have some fun!

So parkour ass down, Ezio, prepare to face reality,

I'll kill you with my fiber wire, strangled like your family,

I'm the original assassin, and I spit rhymes ravenous,

Your lines are out of sync, why don't you calibrate your Animus?

Don't mess with me, Ezio, I'm the Silent Assassin, stealth incarnate!

Compared to me, Il Mentore, you'll only ever be a second-rate.

Ezio Auditore:
I've talked to gods, killed Templars, and changed history, what have you done?

You're not one to talk about families, having five fathers, killed every last one,

My Hidden Blade's a real lady killer, ask Diana, that skank,

What's wrong with your Ballers? Are you shooting blanks?

ICA sad, lonely murderer, about to leave this battle in a bad shape,

Here's a Revelation, 47: You've lost to the House of Auditore!

Agent 47:
Think again, amico mio, you're Miles away from defeating me,

You should retreat, go back crying to your uncle in Monteriggioni,

I'm a cold-blooded beatman showing no compassion to my oppositions,

Florin this Eagle to the ground, I don't need your magic Visions,

I'll shoot down your Brotherhood, you and all your recruits,

Write about my victory in your journals, for it is Absolute.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NECKS?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! (*slice*AARRRRGGHHhhhhh...) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYY!!!

Poll
Who won? Ezio Auditore da Firenze Agent 47