Thomas Edison

"I don't alternate my flow. I diss you directly!"

- Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison battled Nikola Tesla in Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. He was played by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rapper
Thomas Alva Edison (February 11, 1847 – October 18, 1931) was an American inventor and businessman. He developed many devices that greatly influenced life around the world, including the phonograph, the motion picture camera, and a long-lasting, practical electric light bulb. Dubbed "The Wizard of Menlo Park", he was one of the first inventors to apply the principles of mass production and large-scale teamwork to the process of invention, and because of that, he is often credited with the creation of the first industrial research laboratory.

Edison is the fourth most prolific inventor in history, holding 1,093 US patents in his name, as well as many patents in the United Kingdom, France, and Germany. He is credited with numerous inventions that contributed to mass communication and, in particular, telecommunications. These included a stock ticker, a mechanical vote recorder, a battery for an electric car, electrical power, recorded music and motion pictures. He died of diabetes in 1931.

Verse 1:
Step up! You'll be shocked when I spit and start static.

I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of patents.

While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges,

I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches, so go back to your pigeons.

You're a geek, plagued by OCD.

You never had sex, but you sure got screwed by me!

I'll crush you Tesla! There's just no putting it gently.

I don't alternate my flow. I diss you directly!

Verse 2:
The truth hertz. You're broke and washed up.

Don't give a smidgen 'bout your visions if they can't make a buck.

I conduct business, understood things you never could.

So dope that I even make New Jersey look good!

I'm on the record I invented. You got duped, there, I said it.

I'll bet you fifty thousand dollars that you'll never forget it.

Without me, here's a taste of what this battle will be.

No lights, no camera, no sound. See?

Trivia

 * Lloyd has admitted that Edison's voice is a gruffer, meaner version of the one he used for Bill Gates, as shown in the behind the scenes where Lloyd tries to test out Edison's voice for the first time.