User blog:Mystical Trixter/Wachow vs Fire; Epic User Battles

I kinda challenged Wachow in chat, he accepted, so let's do this

EPIC USER BATTLES OF WIKISTRY

WACHOWMAN

VS

FIREBRAND

BEGIN

Fire
Stepping into the ring, with Lloyd's approval is the Comedy God

Here to show the whole wiki that between us I'm the better mod,

It's about to get real, giving you feels, here's the deal

My rhymes gonna burn you like Fire and be hard as Metal or steel

Can't defend yourself here like you do for trolls like ParoThese

You're known for rewording battles, but I make the better parodies!

You asked for a wiki roast here it is, stuff it and shut your lid

Maybe don't spend time battling and actually do stuff with your kid!