User blog:Loygansono55/Fan VS Vacuum Cleaner

As part of a new series I'm starting ("Epic Rap Battles of Random Everyday Objects", because I was bored), we're kicking off with a suggestion from User:NightHawk9001, which is Fan VS Vacuum Cleaner.

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT EXPECT THESE TO BE DECENT, OR COME INTO THESE WITH HIGH EXPECTATIONS. THEY WILL MOST LIKELY SUCK.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOM EVERYDAY OBJECTS!

FAN!

VERSUS!

VACUUM CLEANER!

BEGIN!

Fan
Desktop or ceiling, either way you'll be feeling,

Some cold air and disses, you should be my biggest fan, so get kneeling,

You suck, quite literally, while I'm MC Hammer, untouchable,

Cause you're bound to lose your fingers if you try to feel me at all,

Vacuum? More like "Fuck Yuum", all you're good for is tidying,

I can propel with my rotation, just like a jumbo jet flying,

Calm down with all that racket, I'm on silent permanently,

Whenever you get turned on, all you do is frighten babies!

Vaccum Cleaner
Sit still for just 3 seconds, you're giving me a headache with all that spinning,

You're only useful in summer, you can't seriously think you're winning,

Don't even come crying to me when you get all covered in dust,

Because all you do is blow, that's your job, hobby, and lust,

Even rottweilers fear me, spiders scurry from my vicinity,

I'm like a mechanical black hole, essentially,

I'll unplug you, cut your cables, I'm the one getting used everyday,

My suction'll finally prove that I have the superior industry!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOM EVERYDAY OBJECTS!

Which object won? Fan Vacuum Cleaner