User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Frederick Douglass vs. Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson
When the process of human activity

You have to start fighting

Then kplow! I met 'em with my illness quill!

I was lucky with certain unalienable skills!

Ya, let me run my resume?

The United States is known as a small square. This sounds very familiar with it?

I told the King George, he can eat a fat guy!

When it comes to interpretation, I get the first draft!

I will defeat every tyrant, please let the king and pirates beware!

I invented during the rotation, I was chair!

(Ha ha!) I am, it is true, we have a lot of volume on my shelf,

Third, but I read what you write!

It looks like a three-piece skunk,

I did not fight back Pepe Le Pew Paris!

No. First secretary, vice president of the National 2!

You did not mention the third president. You Fuck'd?

Frederick Douglass
I finished? …Yes.

Direct from bondage! Here, you diss keen bastard!

Big hair, big nut, a big problem!

Nickel Start: This is a true statement!

Racism slave plantations, the head of the tail!

They are a soft white cotton candy Monticello!

While sitting playing the cello, I see people sweat! Hello there!

But now, you're my face, Freddy · d!

I believe that it will not work for you in the ass, I can play for free!

In Rushmore stone face nothing!

Please check my photos: It is the "real muggin!

Free man's face, self-study reading, man!

No compromise. You are a man, you can not be my fifth ignorance!

You have your own self-evident truth:

Do you have the Liberty Bell, but it can not pick up the phone!

Thomas Jefferson
Oh, Frederick, I have never heard of a lot of digging verse.

Okay, I admit it, I admit!

I entered my hate corrupt system

However, I will my financial situation is necessary to position!

The word I used was "terrible blot"

To explain the slave trade, the pain obvious, please bring!

And I fight to stop trafficking of new slaves from Virginia

If I could run the entire state, I still have it to the house for dinner!

So, I was engaged in a man who, forgive me. I have a lot of things to do,

But we did it. Now, you are free ...... you we cool?

Frederick Douglass
This is a man, not Louisiana. I do not buy!

They speak of freedom, but it does not apply to dog feces!

So, yes, we found you cool absent father, it is not!

Do you have concerns as a slave mother and baby 6

This is you let them in when he died July 4 to go!

This is a very important holiday, which is what I do this guy?

"I will celebrate December 6, 1865:

Revision of gas in Japan has approved 13 days.

I am no longer a stranger your rights inalienable

And we all know people who mean to stop us!

Man, you have some good. I did not refuse your reputation.

I'm just saying they have a star next to your name is placed.