User blog:Iamthelegion/Guybrush Threepwood vs Yorick Brown C vs VG

Guybrush Threepwood:

Y the Last Man will win no-one knows

I'm a Mighty Pirate with killer flows

Guybrush Threepwood, at your service

By now this ingrate should feel nervous

Welcome to Monkey Island, try to escape

But you can't, you're stuck like tape

Slice you into pieces, you're a joke

Girl left the Last Man heart broke

Should've seen my romance Brown

This is the Carribean, let's go to town

Y:

It's me and Ampersand left, that I ensure

So I'll take down my competition and more

I'll take your wife like, well, everyone

Master escape artist, what's that a gun?

No, just a pathetic sword, faux Sparrow

You're chances of survival start to narrow

When you come against a guy who's not your fan

And that particular guy is Y: The Last Man

Guybrush:

Is that so Yorick? Doubt it plainly

Call yourself a master, yet strangely

I still caught you in my trap of lyrics

The Last Man? Psh, that's a gimick

You're only alive because of monkey feces

Can't believe you represent our species

The name's Guybrush, pirate extraordinaire

I'd call this a battle, but it's just not fair

My existence invalidates you Yorick

Stuff your courage, be more stoic

Or I'll reflect disses like a tree of rubber

And kill off a boastful, lonely landlubber

Y:

Call me lonely? Have you seen my crew?

With my daughter in my lover's arms

This Pirate is done, that's true

Take down a seaman without harm

Because I'm immune to your lame tries

To take down Y so don't you dare

Attempt to invalidate me? I'll deny

Any effect you have, especially with that hair

My life from feces? Yours is from chance

Step to the man with a plan you're gone

Reflect like rubber? Just try to beat my advances

I won Y? The Last Man made this point and click none

Jack Sparrow:

One of these will remember today as the day they almost defeated Jack Sparrow, and one will perish, savvy? No Parlay, vote below.

Who Won?

Yorick Brown (Y: the last man)

Guybrush Threepwood