Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 2

Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 2 is the second installment of the Dis Raps For Hire series. In this episode, Lloyd Ahlquist helps klojuey671, whose school has a rivalry with another school who are snobby and rich.

Message
"Fear EpicLloyd, I go to South High School and our school's greatest enemy is Southwest High School. Majority of that school are snobby, rich, art white kids that claim they have more diversity then us. At our Soccer saturdays they threw water bottles at me and my friends (all of us girls)-- WITH water in them, then their cheer was "South is Filth" as the Southwest athletics director told us to leave when we talked to some friends at SOUTH'S soccer game. Let them know which school is better."



- klojuey671

Lyrics
Believe the hype! I'll wreck ya life!

It's not a typo! Fear EpicLLOYD is right!

Say goodnight! Your plight's right before your eyes!

I bring the gruesome demise of Southwest High!

Man, Dis Raps For Hire bout to hurt your school pride!



I recommend you stay inside!

Cuz you'll get battered and slain, shattered and maimed

You ever cop an attitude again at Soccer Saturday games!

LEAVE?! Can you believe the balls on this prick?

You can direct your mouth to athletically suck my dick!

Man, you rich art snobs can learn it straight from me!

If you're all douchebags, you can't claim diversity!

Imma hurt me, some preppy pukes who get chirpy

That's right, filth! Because South keeps it DIRTY!

YA HEARD ME?! If you get wordy

We'll stomp you like you tried to break through airport security!

So K-lo, keep your head up. That school's just mad

Cause Southwest is just South with some added crap

I'll take the piss outta you punks in the first bottle I find

Then toss it back at you, but it won't be water in mine!

You'll learn in a hurry which school is better, but don't worry!

Me and my friends won't offend you all, just the majority

And as our greatest enemy exits this world

We'll cheer suck it! Sincerely, all of us girls! RAH!

Trivia

 * Drfh_2.png video referenced Epic Rap Battles of History 18. As Lloyd was rapping, his Mario hat was hanging on a hat rack in the background. The ERB came out three months later than the Dis Rap.
 * This is the first time Lloyd disses more than just one person, let alone a whole school.