User blog:YouTubeKorea/The Police

The police is good. The police is what's gonna save your lives. The police is the law enforcers, enabling you to walk down the street without worries of pedophiles that try to hump your leg. Don't forget to call the police whenever you are in trouble or something like that. Fig A is a police box, where the police stuff the prisoners in.(Who wouldn't want to get thrown inside that police box?)

And now you may ask: why do the police have all the power to stop bad people? Well, that's because the law says so. The law didn't say you could beat the fuck out of humpies, and if you do, you'll probably get thrown in the slammer. In the same cell with the guy who tried to rape you. Whatever you do, don't try to scoop up dropped soaps.

Next question.

Why am I doing this?

Fig B is a highly accurate research on what normal people know about the 'police'. As you can see, this is a serious problem. Almost none of these normal people know at least decently what 'police' means.



So the lesson of the day is: The police is good.

Root for the police.

Love the police.

Worship the police.

And best of all, whenever an innocent bystander is in the danger of getting raped, don't be afraid to...

...call 911.



now.