User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Epic Rap Battles of Dexter: PSY vs MC Hammer

Phew. This is the longest I've ever spent on a battle. I've been slaving over this for ages, and now, finally, it's here. I've returned to the series with MC Hammer vs PSY, a popular suggestion. Let's go!

Cast
Timothy Delaghetto as Park Jae-sang/Psy

DeStorm Power as Stanley Burrell/MC Hammer

Iman Crosson as James Johnson, Jr/Rick James (cameo)

Lisa Donovan as Kim Hyuna/HyunA (cameo)

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MC HAMMER!

VS!

PSY!!!!

BEGIN!

Psy-

Stop this, Hammer, we need to call time on this.

You're 51! Will you even survive this brutal dis?

You got in a scrap with Rick James, because you stole his riff

You're messed up, you should be retired, only if

I'm number 1 on Youtube, I'm motherfather Psy!

If you hadn't noticed, you're old news, wise guy

I created a dance craze, you're famous for 1 song

Stop being a superfreak, PSY Rules from London to Hong Kong!

MC Hammer-

Come on bro, call me your popularity, because you cannot touch this

You always try to become the best, but you always seem to miss

You've nailed the last place, so let me Hammer that nail in

I always turn the TV off when I hear your Gangnam Style din

Park your ass over here, and listen especially to this bit

I won't you retire, you of all people know I'm Too Legit To Quit

When I'm done, you'll scream "Please Hammer, don't hurt me."

'cuz I've been making top hits before I was even thirty

PSY-

You're in a downwards spiral, you ruined your own Korea

I will not Park my ass, thank you very much, I'll stay right here

My name is PSY, bitch, that name ring a bell?

Or are you too busy leading the hordes of music hell?

MC Hammer-

Your raps are so shit, they make me laugh like a Hyuna

I'm riding the fame, so watch out before I harpoon ya!

I mean, please. All you want to do is kill all those fucking Yanks

I'm the king of the charts, while you're king of stranglewanks.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! RAP! BATTLESOFHISTORY!

Poll
Who Won? MC Hammer PSY