User blog:WonderPikachu12/Brunswikian Tourney Round 2 - Jim Henson vs Pokémon Trainer Red

After successfully bribing Nick and murdering RTP, I have managed to infiltrate the Brunswikian Tourney as the character I'd initially signed up as, and no one was ever the wiser...

But in all seriousness, yes, I'm taking the place of RTP for the time being in the tournament. He'll probably take his place back when he returns, but whatever. Please take pity on me. <3

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JIM HENSON

VS

POKÉMON TRAINER RED

BEGIN!

Red:
I'm here to Rock Smash this control freak with a nasty puppet fetish

We both got off lucky, I'll admit, but now our real battles will commence

Kermit me, Henson, you'll be my name when simply my Pokéraps get to you

You've got an army of puppets? Just pathetic. They'll get destroyed by even little Pikachu

Your company sold out to Disney. Now the Muppets are just another marketing scheme

Second most successful video game franchise. Even joined Smash with my Pokémon team

You're just an Animal that raps like the Swedish Chef. I spit lines hotter than Charizard

Stick to your puppets. My games and cards bring all the trainers to the yard