User blog:Joeaikman/Joeaikman vs Andrew0218 - Some Compliment Thing Nail Has Been Nagging Us About

Andrew0218
I’m here to start off my stanza for you that’s full of compliments,

You’re a dominant and prominent person full of accomplishments!

Hunger Games to Game of Thrones, you’re the best battle writer ever!

Each of them filled with clever rhymes and wonders that’ll last forever!

You’ve got the talent of Wonder and Coupe when it comes to rap!

Making everyone excited just like when Bluesocks comes on chat!

You’ll remain triumphant in this tournament and it is evident,

I do not need to hear your verses to know that your flow’s excellent!

Joeaikman
I'm going to pander to the Panda who's raps can meander

From the great to the fabulous in only one dapper stanza

You're Monstorously awesome, how could I ever beat this?

When you can dish out better burns than the one on your penis

I'll enjoy the thrills of matching skills with this brill kill

Who's so manly that he raps and leaves a crying Bear Grylls

You can lock up my lyrics like for what Nail did to ya

I know your verses will be awesome, you won't need me as a chiseller

Andrew0218
That’s the best thing I have ever seen with my eyes, and no lies,

With that beautiful verse, you deserve a Pulitzer Prize!

The best user here, you got a Braveheart like William Wallace!

And that perfectly crafted stanza, your lines are simply flawless!

Pumping out amazing rhythm, you are right in the RhymeZone!

With that skill, you’re clearly the king in this Rap Battle of Thrones!

The way you rock those syllables, your rap skills are not mythical,

So battling you? My chance of victory’s definitely fictional!

Joeaikman
Woah dude, that was killer, your rhymes couldn't be iller

So many references, less filler than shows with Ben Stiller

You'll get more votes than Obama, spit harder than Llama's

And your saga leaves me calmer, cause boy, you're a charmer

So let's drink to this, but let's not get too pissed

I'm happy enough now I know I'm on your friends list

I'll stew you some bamboo, and you'll eat it all elegant

Cause whilst you're lethal on the mic, you're also the most intelligent Should Joe put a poll at the end of this battle? Yes No