User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 3: Morgan Freeman vs Samuel L. Jackson

In the seventh re-installment of Awesome Rap Battles, actors Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson face off to see which is better.

Info
Originally released: March 15, 2014

Characters: Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES 2.0!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

VERSUS!

MORGAN FREEMAN!

BEGIN!

Samuel L. Jackson:

Hello, motherfuckers, it's Samuel L. Jack!

Beatin' this bitch, to show who's the best of the black,

You ain't God; you're just Tay Zonday gone rotten,

I'm a black badass; you just keep gettin' forgotten,

Get some real Street Smarts, maybe then you'll stick,

I'm a kickass in an eye patch; my words are so slick,

I'm a true Goodfella; you’re a phony, who can’t drive,

Time to show this grandpa how to act like he’s alive,

You got divorced twice; I support my wife and child,

I own the token black guy; I’ll kick your bell isles,

Bitch, I'm so sick, I'll give you a case of Jungle Fever,

If you're God, then I'm switchin' to non-believer!

Morgan Freeman:

Someone should learn how to hold their Nick Fury,

For someone so smooth, you're in such a hurry,

If you just do The Right Thing, maybe then we'll respect

The butt hurt Coach Carter, who bombed xXx,

I heard you like golf. And you're calling me lame?

Be more like Corben Bleu; get your head in the game.

I'm the Dark Knight; you're some half-assed Will Smith;

With Oldboy on his resume, no wonder you're pissed;

A snake on a Plane, man, and your shit list goes on,

I'm the voice of a legend that’ll never be gone,

You're not as good of an actor as people lead up,

And you look a lot like Laurence Fishburne. What?

Samuel L. Jackson:

Say what again, bitch! I triple dog dare ya!

Speak up, old geezer, I can't fuckin' hear ya!

You're a dumb motherfucker; I've had it with you;

And your stupid laid back black wisecrack attitude!

You're like Professor X; you can't stand up to me!

You'd still lose this battle against Mr. T!

Morgan Freeman:

Calm down now young lady, tame all your stress,

I thought you'd know to handle your PMS,

If I'm taking the spotlight, call this a Grand Theft,

Automatically going down as one of the best,

At least you lasted longer here than in Deep Blue Sea,

Samantha, you shouldn't have stepped up to me.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who Won? Morgan Freeman Samuel L. Jackson