Things 1 & 2

Thing 1 & 2 helped battle for Dr. Seuss against William Shakespeare in Epic Rap Battles of History 12. They were played by Lloyd Ahlquist.

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They are fictional characters made by Dr. Seuss.They are the helpers of the Cat in the Hat.

Verse 1:
Oh, No

We'll smash your globe

yo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the show

You can take your fancy words, and send'em back home to your mama

break your foot off in your ass, with our feetie pajamas

Then we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs

we'll break offa your legs

make no mistake, we in a rage

all does not end well when we bust out our cage

you gettin' upstaged Bill

Yo, you just got played!