User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Mark Zuckerberg vs Tom Anderson

I love this suggestion. Anyways, one day, I was bored and had no internet, so I started writing a battle. I decided to do a popular suggestion, Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, vs Mark Zuckerberg, inventor of Facebook. So, let us be going on to the thingy...Just read it. Note - I'll be posting rap meanings in the comments.

Cast
Nice Peter as Mark Zuckerberg

EpicLLOYD as Tom AndersonDante Cimadamore as Justin Timberlake (cameo)Alex Farnham as Eduardo Saverin (cameo)

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Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARK ZUCKERBERG!

VS!

TOM ANDERSON!

BEGIN!

Zuckerberg-

You're looking for an enemy? Why not Zuckerberg?

You think your company is titanic, and I'm an iceberg.

I've crushed your candy, because I blue you out the water.

You think you're the bomb, well I'm the epic mortar.

You got Timberlake to run your company? Pathetic.

Anyone who uses MySpace is simply non-emphatic.

I'll leave an everlasting Mark on you, poking with this dis.

I'll leave you familiarly empty, M. Zuckerberg likes this!

Anderson-

Get out of my space, you ginger-haired freak.

At least MySpace can stay up longer than a week.

You can't compete with the new site, new design.

You get emo fags and single mothers, mixed with suicide.

I'll unfriend you, block you, and shut down your whole account.

My fame for social networking you could only hope to amount.

Subscribe, verified, hashtags? Is this PlagiarizeBook?

You're Saverin your money, but you don't know where to look.

Zuckerberg-

You don't know how to make a decent site Tom, oh.

Why am I battling this weirdo? A proper #homo.

You stole groups from me, but couldn't handle the pressure.

You know your company is getting bad when Google+ is better.

I found you jacking off to teenagers, I'll share it with everyone.

Then your career will be what it is already - completely done.

I'll comment my thoughts on my status update on your defeat.

We have special languages, from pirate, upside-down to l33t.

Anderson-

You're getting on my nerves, Suckerberg, shut the *FB PM sound* up.

Did you come up with Facebook after taking an Insta-gram of drugs, you mess-up?

Yeah, I rhymed up with up, still more poll votes than gay users you have.

You twerp! You made a paedo-site for wannabe thugs and dumb chavs!

I'll beat your colour-blind butt and notify everyone, and beat you once more.

Then make a tally on how many people have cover photos on being whores.

You little turd, oh my word, how many times do you have to be told, so:

For the last time, just shut down, and live by the word of hashtag YOLO.

HU WUN?

HU'Z NEXT?

U DE-SYDE! <3 #ERB

3P1C R4P 84TT735 0F H13T0RY!

Poll
Who Won? Tom Anderson Mark Zuckerberg