User:Kungfuguy27



What's up bitcheeeeees! I'm Kungfuguy27, but you probably already knew that... Something you may not have known is, I don't actually know kung fu. Never have and probably never will... Yeah, idk, the name's kinda stupid... Hey, when I came up with it I was like, 10 and trying to log into Miniclip.com or something and anything that was better was already taken so that's my name and it just kinda stuck with me. People seem to like to shorten it to "Kung", and I like that, do that, that's good. Speaking of the number 27. (You're the worst!)

So a long time ago I chose that my favorite number is 27. Big whoop. But then I started liking Weird Al! (Big whoop again, get to the point). Well turns out that way way back in the day before Weird Al was big he just kinda used the number 27 a lot, and then his fans noticed it, so the number is kinda like an Easter egg in his songs and music videos like "Ha! He said 26 and a half! That's practically 27!" or "Ha! The dollar amount on the cash register in the background read '$27.27'!". So by sheer coincidence, I picked the number that one of my future favorite musical artists was represented by. So Weird Al though. Freakin' love the guy. Not even sure what to say here, he's just great. Hilarious humor, verging on the dark side of comedy at times but for the most part remaining family-friendly. And he seems like he has such a great personality and set of morals that I can't help but admire the guy. As one of my favorite artists, if not my favorite, you can imagine how excited I was to see him confirmed in a rap battle. I literally jumped out of my seat. I was so excited when NicePeter let out that Monday Show and I just heard "...if Weird Al were to play Issac Newton..." and just -Brain and heart explode at the same time- That's something else I like about him, all the guest appearances he does on his off time between albums (R.I.P. the physical Weird Al-bum, you will be missed, but I can't wait to see what else you're planning on). So anyways, I'd have to say his appearance in the rap battle was great, rivaled only by his guest appearance in one other place... My Little Poh-nah, My Little Pone-ah, AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.

Yeah, I'm a brony. Cheese Sandwich is best pony... Applejack is best mane 6... If you disagree, you will be EXTERMINATED. But yeah, great show, love it, tenouttaten. Fun animation, great morals, deeper characters than anything Cartoon Network could ever hope for, and the occasional feels-y moment make it one of my favorite shows of all of ever.

I couldn't think of a good transition into video games, so I'll just be blunt. I love me some video games. 'Specially retro games. Dig Dug, Galaga, and Tetris are three of my favorite video games of all time. If I could only ever play three video games for the rest of my life, at least two of those would make the cut. And then probably my favorite video game of ever: Bioshock. Tenouttaten, not going to waste too many lines explaining because I could write pages on this game, but to sum it up: Tenouttaten plot, pretty damn great graphics, the gameplay is so much fun (If only dual wielding and running had been things in this game). And let me reiterate: This has like, one of the best plots of all time. Like, not just as far as video game plots. I mean there are few plots of any kind that are better. This game just has such a large universe and such deep and complicated lore, but it's just enough that you can understand what's important, and then you learn the rest over time as you get sucked deeper into the plot. I can't stress this enough, if you are a gamer -- especially if you're a gamer who likes to get sucked into the story of a game -- and have not played Bioshock, would you kindly try it out?

Other games I think are fantastic: Jak and Daxter Trilogy (Mostly the first and third), Minecraft, The Stanley Parable, The Last of Us, the Spyro games (Mostly the second and third), Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (PS1), Star Wars Battlefront II (Galactic Conquest was my shit as a kid)

Other games that I think are pretty darn good: Portal 2, Watch_Dogs, Little Big Planet, Play Station All-Stars, To the Moon (Haven't played it in a while, otherwise it might be in the list above), Symphony

These are just the games I can think of at the moment. I have so many games on Steam to play still, and quite a few console games I have yet to finish too, so I may be updating this list every once in a while, in case you care.

Other stuff
Bio= I guess the above wasn't enough. My name is Gary. I live about an hour south of Chicago by train. I'm currently 17, my first birthday was on April 29th of 1997. That's probably enough information for a creepy sonovagun to find me, so I'll trust that all of you won't come looking. I don't remember what the first battle I ever saw was, but I know it was during season one that I became a fan, because I remember being overcome with feels when Peter said "Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!"... I teared up a little... Let's see, what else... I really enjoy writing raps and rap battles, and I've been told by many that I'm very skilled at it, so that's fun. I'm also an artist in the sense that I like to draw, and I do so often. My one downfall when it comes to art of any kind -- be it rap writing or drawing or painting -- is that I'm a perfectionist, and so often things will take a very long time to me to finish because I need to have it "just so". That also leads to me finishing less stuff because I also lose interest in projects that don't seem to be going anywhere. But when I /do/ finish something, you can bet it's epic. (Oh, and another downfall of mine when it comes to art is drawing hands. Hands are hard to draw. Damn you hands!) Some other thing= Idk, I wanted to have more than one tab... What to put here, what to put here...

Battle Opinions
Battle Opinions= So this is just gunna be my opinions on the all the battles, I may or may not end up rating all of the battles 1-10 and reviewing them, but for now this is all ya need Season 1= Season 2= Season 3=
 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Hitler
 * 3) Lincoln
 * 4) Lady Gaga
 * 5) Wrestlers
 * 6) Beethoven
 * 7) Einstein
 * 8) Easter Bunny
 * 9) Bonaparte
 * 10) Salesmen
 * 11) Shakespeare
 * 12) Mr. Rodgers
 * 13) Undecided
 * 14) Lloyd
 * 1) Hitler
 * 2) Leonidas
 * 3) Write Brothers
 * 4) Michael Jackson
 * 5) Marilyn Monroe
 * 6) Bill Gates
 * 7) Probs Mercury, not sure
 * 8) Lincoln
 * 9) Doctor Who
 * 10) Clint Eastwood
 * 11) Sherlock Holmes
 * 12) I'll say Santa for now
 * 13) Probs Adam, idk
 * 14) Gandhi
 * 15) Tesla
 * 16) Lance Armstrong
 * 17) Mozart
 * 18) Gorbachev > Lenin > Stalin > Putin > Rasputin
 * 1) Vader
 * 2) Al Capone
 * 3) Joan of Arc
 * 4) Bob Ross
 * 5) Muhammad Ali
 * 6) Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 7) Rick Grimes
 * 8) Superman
 * 9) Stephen King
 * 10) Sir Isaac Newton
 * 11) George Washington
 * 12) Artists