User blog:WhatALoadOfRap/Ash Ketchum vs Noah Kaiba - Epic Rap Battles Of Oisin 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!

ASH

VERSUS 

NOAH!!!

BEGIN!

Ash:


 * PIKA* Pikachu, I choose you,

To help me show this blue haired scumbag how we do,

This stupid, mentally ill, living in a dream,

Is about to get crushed by the PokéBlock Machine,

You got hit by a car when you were ten,

At that age I was trekking around Ho-Enn,

Your Sims world was deleted, so you came to life,

You tried to kill Seto in an act of strife,

I'm famous, I got game from NES to Wii U,

While I was defeating Team Rocket, where were you?

Yugioh who? Nobody gives a crap,

You're a dumb Smurf who doesn't know how to rap.

Noah:

Shut up, you water type, you're Squirtling me off,

Your raps are like Glameows, they're completely soft,

You loser, hanging around with Brock,

You sit there all day with your mouth on his *DELICIOUS COOKING*

And Misty and May? They love my Mastur Balls,

I guess its STI's, gotta catch em all!

My raps are like Lavender Town, really scary,

Sweet burn! Here, have a Rawst Berry.

Ash:

Yugi-go away and learn how to fight,

You've no chance of winning, so make like Dragonite,

And get away as fast as you can, and take flight,

I'm like a dark type, I sometimes bite...

Noah:

The only thing you'll ever bite is defeat, you mong!

You have 24 seasons, and 24 annoying theme songs,

Noah used Rap! Ash fainted! Use revive?

I think not, why bother with a waste of life?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!