User blog:Kurobat/Epic Related Rap Battles of History

Pardon the title, can't think of a better one. Shoulda woulda coulda some time, but not now.

Anyway, here is my first try for an epic rap battle. This battle, and probably more if this turned out great, features characters from the same universe (e.g Pokemon character versus Pokemon character, Final Fantasy Character versus Final Fantasy character, Big Bang character versus Big Bang character) etc etc. It is also highly fictional, so don't tell me I did not warn you.

'Nuff talk, I guess. Here is my first ever rap battle. It features Fire-spitting flying lizard, Charizard, versus the Thor of the Pokemon World, Pikachu, in a battle to determine which of the two is the more iconic Pokemon.

Epic Rap Battles of History 

'''Pikachu! '''

'''Vs. '''

Charizard 









<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Begin! '''

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Charizard: <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I be starting with a flame so hot,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">That my win is ensured right off the bat.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re simply a mouse; I am a full-fledged dragon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’ll crush you under my feet and cook you till you’re bacon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Every kid dreams of owning a monster like me,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">From the Pokémon games to the TCG

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I am the ultimate Pokémon, said everybody,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">But you still don’t have enough badges to train me.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Pikachu: <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Dragon? That’s a lie and we know it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re a lizard, from your little eyes to your puny feet.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Some stones on the field, and some lightning

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re a dead reptile, clipped on your fucking wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Yes, I am a mouse, but I get more screen time

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Than this jerk who’s not worth one of Ash’s dime.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Let’s face off in a real battle; I can crush you.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">With one simple spark; Pika-chuuuu!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Charizard: (flies away)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Haha! Grounded folks like you are funny to watch.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">That’s why trainers like Ash found you easy to catch.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Fifteen years on the move; all you did was lose weight

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I trained on the valley, becoming really great!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I feft that dumb-Ash for might and power!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Sailing the winds, spewing flame-throwers.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Flying and soaring, not trapped in a damn cage

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">And now, feel this: my Dragon Rage!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">*starts to build-up energy* <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:'TimesNewRoman',serif;font-size:9pt;line-height:21px;">Pikachu: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:'TimesNewRoman',serif;font-size:9pt;line-height:21px;">*sparks from his cheeks* 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">At least I had the guts to fight every enemy I get

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You had a battle with a baby and, like one, you slept

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I had years of experience, battling gym leaders

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It’s not a surprise that I became fitter.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I am the superior species, you have no chance

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">This is the mystery dungeon, lost when you advance

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Go back to that valley of yours, go train some more

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">For this battle is ended: pika-pika; it’s my score.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">*releases a Thunderbolt* 

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who won? *explosion* '''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who’s next? *explosion* '''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You decide! '''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Epic… *explosion* <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Rap… *explosion* <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Battles of History! '''<span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">*big-ass explosion* <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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