User blog:BreZ/BZP 8: Stoffen King VS Edgar Allan Noah

Yay, another parody... been a while. Now, for the parody that was originally going to be the third one of this series (bpf). Stofferex as Stoffen King goes toe to toe with Noah as Edgar Allan Noah. I'm not sure if I got to thank anybody for this suggestion... I know I came up with Edgar Allan Noah by myself, but I got the feeling somebody else came up with Stoffen King. If so, it most likely was Santo Claus, Night, Drew Drew or GG.

Speaking of Noah, he just posted his Season 4 premier really no need for me to advertise it here cause it'll be seen either way :3.

Okay, let's begin.

Edgar Allan Noah:
I’ll spit a Frenzy of fancy disses onto this pansy 

Stomp this Joker like a vigilante, till this man flees like Shaggy 

Say you got a talented voice, all I hear is a banshee 

''You lost once we began, see? You’ll never can me''

Your battles are a bigger Monstrosity than Andy’s 

You’re an angry wannabe Ramsay who can’t beat Noah 

My pro flow will Stall-own ya, knock thee like Rocky Balboa 

Countless shots get dropped from my mountain top, while you complain and sob 

You on a track sounds so bad, you might as well record a handjob 

Stoffen King:
You want   to talk the talk, but you don’t walk the walk

Voice more soothing than a top masterpiece from Bach

Even your chum sock thinks you’re a laughingstock

And now you’re in my house, and I fockin’ rock

Grouchy stickle Noah always stuck at home (Ah)

I'm a workaholic who rocks the microphone

Viewers would gladly watch me beat this snappy fatty badly 

<p class="MsoNormal">Becoming Wild and Deadly

<p class="MsoNormal">''You better start running, child. Timeless? You mindless?''

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm a mad titan, rap icon, the finest

<p class="MsoNormal">Strangle ya till you can no longer prattle

<p class="MsoNormal">You're as tough as a baby, go back to your rattle

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack, I Laugh at your stack of bad raps, even worse than my joke battles 

<p class="MsoNormal">I suggest you take a break and work on your style 

<p class="MsoNormal">''MSV is a better MC, beats you by a mile! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Epic Rap Battles of Horror? That series is absurdly perky ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros? Not even noteworthy 

<p class="MsoNormal">''Epic Rap Battle Parodies? Now, that’s a parody series that’s gloat worthy''

Edgar Allan Noah:
<p class="MsoNormal">Stoff, you claim to make great raps, but you only write shams, you got no bite, man

<p class="MsoNormal">I see through a typical imbecile like the Invisible and the Midnight Man 

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a Ripper gripping the mic, (oh),   leave a tyke in fright when the true Horror Lord strikes 

<p class="MsoNormal">Spike yo head on a pyke, going Psycho like Bates, show him true rage, hate and dislike 

Stoffen King:
<p class="MsoNormal">(*grunt*) Speaking of dislike, you're the worst!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re more likely to be called Noah than to drop a verse

<p class="MsoNormal">I could have spent that time in a more effective manner

<p class="MsoNormal">Like facing an actually impressive rapper

<p class="MsoNormal">''I'm prolific. This horrific writer shouldn't be battling me. I'm on a battering spree!''

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m like a rap factory, sick disses keep hammering (Sweet!) as I’m staggering feats

<p class="MsoNormal">Listen, let’s be realistic, your highest position would be as my assistant

<p class="MsoNormal">Your talent with lyrics is like Cryptids, nonexistent

Poll
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Stoffen King Edgar Allan Noah