Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 18/@comment-4811928-20120213043841

ash ketchum vs charles darwin

ash ketchum: darwin lets do this, look at you fail like team rocket, burn u away like a charizard, i may be little, but i got a big heart, and a big squirtle! HA! your whole entire life failed, like your illness, your dead daughter, and ur fail ass brain that made u, de-evoluted. just seeing u makes me laugh, ur so ugly, so beardy, so oldy and moldy. even dumber then jessie and james, combined, and still even dumber than that mathematician in a dark room trying to find a black cat with eyes that, are blind!

charles darwin: u can take off ur cap now, cause youre gonna lose your pride, and brock only closes his eyes, next to u, cause he doesnt want to look at u and see the loser inside. u were in one crappy anime, wasnt that enough? now youre here is this battle, trying to get beat up. if i take my cloak off and let it rap against u, you'd stll lose, lets see u rap, once ur mouth takes my shoe. gangsta is in my body, science was my hobby, rapping lines of fine rhymes, is wut i do like nobody. y r u so famous, huh? you're a rookie pokemon trainer that was made by the japanese, you're outmatched here, boy, why dont u leave? and cry back home to your mommy?!

ash ketchum: man, fuck you, i dont want to vs u anymore, GO PIKACHU!!! pikachu:(i cant think)

charles darwin: so is that it, thats your pokemon pikachu shit? I'll lower your health and do one overpowered hit! so dont u or ur pets insult me again, or else I'll rip out your guts and kill u, and throw you to somewhere thats not heaven.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP.........BATTLES OF.......UHHHHHHHH.......HISTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY!