User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.88: Captain Ahab vs Jonah

Why are we here, just to suffer?

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CAPTAIN AHAB

VS

JONAH

BEGIN!!

Jonah

Jonah has arrived, the prophet of the Israel kingdom, tho just the northern part.

Battling against a crap captain, who thought using a harpoon was so smart.

Got a book based on my life, while you're part of fiction.

Your movies would be better if you were played by Mel Gibson.

My story remains popular among christians, it's also in the quran.

Inspired a scene in Pinocchio, while you're drinking out your bedpan.

God is on my side, he shielded me from the burning sun.

You had a long time on your ship, I'm surprised you didn't try bum.

Captain Ahab

Who is this hebrew muttering idiot, I seek before me.

When I set sail on Pequod, I'm the captain of the high seas.

Like your crew, I'll toss you overboard but this time you'll hit a rock.

All you wear is a ruggy toga, couldn't you afford a pair of socks?

You were swallowed by a giant fish, while I had my leg bitten off.

Stop saying it was a fucking whale, I really couldn't give a toss.

Noone remembers your story Jonah, while I'm on TV, comics and tattoos.

Atleast I got something in common with God. It's that we both rebuke you.

Jonah

That verse was so crap, it must have came fresh off the poop deck.

Jonah's back on the mic, causing a storm, only here to wreck.

Basically the biblical boss is bashing this boozy bozo.

I'm the worm to your plant, because I killed it. YOLO!

Captain Ahab

Let me grab my harpoon and end you real quick.

Your whale doesn't have a name, mine's Moby Dick.

I be the only one surviving this voyage, just call me motherfucker Ishmael.

You may have the balls to battle me, but you have to question if he is male?

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

