User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Edward Cullen vs Harry Potter

Twilight series character Edward Cullen faces off against boy wizard Harry Potter. Who comes out on top? You decide!

'''Edward: '''

The name is Edward, I’m of the line of Cullen

That’s a mighty big broom you got, you compensating for something?

What’s the matter Harry boy? You realizing you’re weak?

Cause without that wand of yours, your winning chances are bleak

I’m an idol among teens, the chicks really dig me

In fact, I just did one. I believe her name was Ginny

This is your Eclipse, so say goodbye Mr. Potter

My rhymes will cook you like an oven, and I’m making them hotter



Harry:

I’m the Boy Who Lived, and you are not so scary

You a vampire? Ha! You’re more like a fairy

That was a total lie you told about Ginny, you fraud

Cause Bella told me last night your dick is smaller than my wand

<p class="MsoNormal">I got the best companions of all, Hermione and Ron

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s count Bella’s facial expressions. Hmm, there’s seems to be only one

<p class="MsoNormal">When choosing between the two of us, I always get the people’s vote

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m an expertly trained wizard, and you’re just a sparkly emo joke

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<p class="MsoNormal">Edward:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll break your wand in half, then give you another scar

<p class="MsoNormal">Challenge me to a foot race? You won’t get too far

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m craving wizard blood, so I think I’ll take a bite

<p class="MsoNormal">Rest in peace, Harry Potter, cause this is your Twilight

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Harry: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re the creation of an author’s messed up wet dream

<p class="MsoNormal">You could never survive against me and my Hogwarts team

<p class="MsoNormal">My raps will cut you down even faster than the Golden Snitch

<p class="MsoNormal">Game over, Mr. Cullen. Expecto Patronum, bitch!

Who won? Edward Cullen Harry Potter