User blog:TCalderon/Rick & Morty vs Popuko & Pipimi

I sincerely regret making the next battle after my first one a two on two. Yeah, if somebody can help me figure out how to change the colors on these blog posts, that'd be great, and I'll update this immediately! Either way, enjoy this battle between Rick and Morty and Popuko and Pipimi from Pop Team Epic, and see which memetastic cartoon duo who goes on weird adventures is superior! (As an aside, if you guys want the full Pop Team Epic experience, try reading through this battle again right after reading it the first time, and imagine that Popuko & Pipimi have man voices) -   RICK & MORTY VS.  POPUKO & PIPIMI!

BEGIN!

Rick:

Of all the characters to battle, they put us up against these two?!

I’d rather deal with Jerry’s shit than fight “Robot Chicken for Weeaboos”!

We’re portal-hopping everyday, going on all sorts of endeavors,

Whereas you two just plagiarize, and proclaim it’s something clever!

Morty:

Geez, these guys are weirding me out, Rick!

Rick: 

'''Morty! Don’t be affected!'''

I suppose it could be worse; we could be fighting Bob Team Epic!

Morty:

In any case, you expressionless weirdos are doing nobody service!

Because I get the strange feeling you two weren’t made on purpose!

'''Pipimi: I will tell you all you need to know, for I am your new god!'''

Popuko: 

'''How much do Rick and Morty suck? '''

Pipimi: 

They suck a whole lot

Step to the anime queens, and you’re viable to end up dead,

You can hit me all you want, but I could never be upset!

Popuko:

'''Dissing these Doc and Marty bootlegs? I simply can’t resist!'''

Your talents are like Hoshiiro Girl Drop; they do not exist!

You won’t be going far; just ask anyone who hates us!

Pipimi:

Make your next verse snappy; try not to go on a hiatus

'''Rick:
 * BELCH* Like that joke hasn’t been said before! Try something better!'''

Then again, you won’t listen, judging by your hater’s letters!

I’ll turn myself into a teen; watch as the both of you still lose!

Let’s see your “Eisai Haramasukoi” go against our Schwifty moves!

'''Pipimi: You claim yourself to be a threat, yet you hardly tickle, Rick'''

Nothing but an old, useless, soggy, little pickle, Rick

I can hardly comprehend a single peep from you two

Though, to be fair, I guess that means I need a low IQ

Morty:

Uh, I don’t like to get messy, but I’ll give you one more chance!

You don't wanna see me when the Purgenol's enhanced!

Be as violent as you want, I still don't find you all that scary!

Since you're more gay for each other than my dad and Sleepy Gary!

Popuko:

I’ll smash your freakin’ head in for what you just said!

Your chances of winning are as good as your chances of getting laid!

We’ll harass you harder than those McD’s your fans have stricken!

'''I’ll ask you once, McFly; you wanna beef? Or are you CHICKEN?!''' Morty:

'''Ah geez! They’re not backing down, Rick! '''

Rick: 

Not much to worry about, Morty!

For even in their combined form, they’ll lose this bout, Morty!

'''Methinks they’re like the Meeseeks! Soon, they’ll be disappear!'''

While we’ll be going on adventures for a hundred more years!

Morty:

'''You Ball-Fondlers are in for it! '''

Rick: 

'''We’ll plow through these bureaucrats! '''

Morty:

'''Make as many references as you want! I could hardly give a crap'''

Rick:

'''We’re rocking szechuan raps! Yours aren’t worth the hype'''

One shot from my blaster will be enough to end these parasites!

Popuko:

'''What a nice finisher! On second thought; It’s irritating!'''

At least our fans aren’t fat neckbeards; there’s no use in debating

'''Cause it’s clear we’re the superiors! '''

Pipimi:

To Hellshake with both you losers

We’ll blow your asses up just like we did our show’s producers

Popuko:

Let’s Pop these two Together, and then they’ll both see!

Pipimi:

That their raps were disjointed, much like their season three

This battle’s dragged on long enough; there’s nothing more to mention

Popuko:

We messed you up harder than you did your home dimension…

'''WHO WON?! '''

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

-

'''Opponents in need for hire! Yeah, I got a couple:'''

Geno from Super Mario RPG (thinking about having him against Skull Kid)

Shadow the Hedgehog

Chowder (the Cartoon Network character)

Saitama from One Punch Man (Not against Superman, because that'd be too predictable. And not against Goku either. I might have something else for him)