User blog:Stofferex/Patts9009 Lost Battle: Bob Ross vs Mr. Rogers

'''Ok, so Patts asked me to upload one of his battles since he quitted. So here it is, its between the two PBS celebrities Bob Ross and Mr Rogers (a.k.a the battle between two Nice Peter characters)'''

'''*NOTE: I didn't NOT write this. It was Patts9009 '''

The Battle
Ross:

I'm so glad you can join me today, so you learn to feel good,

Yet you mask your feeling of sorrow the best you could.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Rogers, but your show's about to be cut

Open like your surgery that left you without a gut.

They mourned a minister with a love for children,

But that's no surprise, neither is the fact I will win.

I'm the van Gogh of this battle, show you the Starry Night,

And I'm surprised you decided to take me on in this fight.

Rogers:

I see you made a mistake stepping up to my door,

Like when you decided to make your show a bore,

If anything's getting cut here, it's probably you.

With your missing index, how can find what's true?

You only make the profit off of the video tapes you made,

So God bless you, my friend, you'll be needing is aid.

The greatest gift you can give is your honest self,

So speak now or forever hold the truth to yourself.

Ross:

I speak the truth and nothing but the truth;

You'll be crying worse than when my kid lost a tooth.

I'd have to say: you show is as bleak as winter,

While mine is the rising star; no doubt I'm the winner.

You don't realize I'm the Monet of today's Modern Art.

I can paint an Impressive Sunset, and it'd be from the heart.

Can't you see who you're facing here? I'm the incredible Ross!

Let the viewers decide and they all agree that you loss!

Rogers:

No one can take you for real with your Happy Little Trees,

And the way you speak of the Devil in front of me,

You're just asking for pain, but I'm not that kind of soul,

I'm like a pure white while you're a black; sinful yet dull.

I'll hang you up to dry with that wet technique of yours,

Then Snow down on you like your Alaskan Air Force tours

Pull up a chair and make yourself at home; hope you can stay,

But I'm sorry you lost to me; yet I hope you have a good day.

Who won? Bob Ross Mr. Rogers