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Elliot (Jordan's Furniture) vs The Home Depot Man

Elliot

Look at this furniture price, 20% low!

Let me check yours, wait, where the fuck did you go?

To the supermarket of wooden papercuts,

or a mall of tools made from freshly peeled bark.

Cacti? Garden tools you have? Nobody cares!

Let us play a game of Truth or Dare,

we're gonna relive the old days where I STILL whooped your ass,

stick your hands up right to the glass!

The Home Depot Man

People have good furniture already, that's why I choose Foxboro,

I'll turn your furniture into bread and make you squished in the dough.

I'm a STAR at woodenry, tools, everyone's needs.

OK, maybe not ALL of them, but oh what does that mean?

Rapping against you is quite a competition,

actually it's not, that's just a superstition.

Maybe we'll go to the arcade and play some Prize Claw,

but then the claw would go wild, and smack you right in the jaw.

Elliot

Why you so calm, do you know who you're dealing with?

The most dangerous employee to mess with, you know the diss.

The diss of life and loss,

and with that wooden bread your making, let me spread some damn sauce.

The Home Depot Man

You! Let me call the Building 19 Guy,

he'll make SURE you die.

Building 19 Guy

I have a lot to be humble about, I'm humble that I'm not you,

you have such a short temper, what the fuck did I do?

Yeah that's the question, why you into the Red Sox?

See you every time I turn on the TV in Baseball season, talking about dumb old clocks.

Pieces o' darn machinery,

you're only popular enough to be part of the scenery!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!