User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.3: Al Gore vs Captain Planet

Not another of my amazing battles.

This one is with Al Gore against Captain Planet

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

AL GORE

VS

CAPTAIN PLANET!

Captain Planet

CAPTAIN PLANET, HIS EVERYONE'S HERO!

GONNA TAKE THIS IDIOT DOWN TO ZERO!

Earth, Water, Fire, Wind, and Heart!

Al, stopping pollution doesnt mean you don't have to fart.

I'm a super warrior and what are you?

Watch out for Sly Sludge, Zarm and Ooze.

Nobel peace prize? Where you steal that.

I destory you more than a pack of rats.

Al Gore

Mr. Planet, let me just stop you right there!

I got more rhymes then you have green hair.

I was in the army for a number of years.

I had more girlfriends then you have volunteers.

This rap means nothing if you can't save the planet.

WHERE YOUR POWER TO DESTORY POMEGRANATE!

Captain Planet

I don't want to bring this up. But in 1991,

Why didn't you stay home with your son?

Which clinton have you been doing recently?

NOW LINE UP AND FOLLOW THE OTHERS NEATLY!

Al Gore

Now, now, now, I'm no quitter!

Say hello to my wife, Tipper.

Planet, you better start getting ready for a new adventure.

Because this battle is your only way to surrender!

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!



