Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il/Rap Meanings

(Back to Rap Meanings.)

Kim Jong-Il:
The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to IL.

(Play on words: license to kill, and his name, Kim Jong-Il.)

Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill.

(He's saying Hulk Hogan is obviously on steroids and he's gonna swallow his rhymes like he's swallowing his steroid pills.)

Your body looks like a spray tan banana.

(Hogan is very slick and yellow-tan.)

With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana.

(Hogan sports a mustache that resembles that of a walrus, and always wears a bandana on his head.)

I’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair.

(Hulk Hogan was surpassed as WWF champ by his rival, Rick Flair. Kim says that he is like an Asian version of Flair.)

Bitch, I’ll supplex you by your friggin dick hair.

(Suplex is a wrestling move. Jong-Il says he is going to do this with Hogan's pubic hair.)

Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude.

(Since his entire family is made of blonds, he's saying that Hogan's family look like a bunch of Barbie dolls.)

'''You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!'''

(A beef means a fight, or conflict, and since beef is usually served in BBQs, he's gonna give him some beef, or a fight.)

Hulk Hogan:
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother.

(Hogan is saying that Jong-Il has a seat right next to the ring for his own defeat. He also often ends his sentences saying "brother".)

You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother!

(He kind of does, actually.)

You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

("Freak" and "phony" - Hulk is calling him weird (which he kinda is) and a fake. "Rice-a-roni" is a type of rice/pasta readymeal, and Asians usually eat a lot of rice. "Jabroni" is Italian slang for "dumbass", and another definition of it is "a performer whose primary role is to lose to established talent".)

I’m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony!

(Bounce is a wrestling term. More play on words: Hogan frequently bounces checks (not enough money in his account, illegal) for his divorce. An alimony is to provide financial support to one's spouse after being divorced, so he often bounces his checks.)

Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know.

("Come on dude" is one of Hogan's catchphrases; Hogan refers to his fans as 'Hulksters'.)

I’ll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show.

(Jong-Il was parodied in a South Park episode. He says he's going to hang him by ropes like people do with puppets in puppet shows, or the ropes on the wrestling rings.)

I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling.

(Jong-Il held an American news reporter, Laura Ling, hostage in North Korea.)

Brother, I’ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

(Leg dropping is another wrestling term. He's going to kick him back to Beijing, which Hogan mistakes for a North Korean city, since the stereotype is that most Asians come from China.)

Kim Jong-Il:
Beijing is in China, you blond asshole.

(He corrects him on his previous line, saying that he doesn't come from China.)

I’m a god amongst men, you’re a suburban commando.

(Jong-Il has power, Hogan is just a fake soldier. "Suburban Commando" was also a film that starred Hogan.)

'''North Korea, bitch. Let me give you a tour.'''

(Kim Jong-Il was (at the time of the video) the dictator of North Korea. He says he'll show him around to get his act together.)

By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!

(Diss on Hulk's manhood and sex life. He's saying that Hogan's wife is cheating on him with his opponent. Also, Asian men are stereotyped as having small penises; Jong-il is saying that Hulk's is even smaller than his, possibly from the steroids he took.)

Announcer:
'''Hulk Hogan goes down. I don’t know if he can finish the battle! He’s reaching for the ropes! It's... it's... Macho Man Randy Savage!'''

(Parody of a wrestling match where Macho Man had to sub in for Hulk Hogan.)

Macho Man:
Oh, yeah, it’s about to get real.

(Shit just got real.)

Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-il.

(Macho Man appeared in TV adverts for Slim Jim jerky, telling people to "Snap into a Slim Jim!" In the commercial, he snapped the Slim Jim in half, and he plans on doing the same with Jong-Il.)

I don’t like to hit little bitches with glasses.

(Kim Jong-Il is a little bitch with glasses. Dictators like him are also usually smaller than most people, such as Hitler or Napoleon.)

But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses.

(Jong-Il was also very short, almost midget-like. Even though he doesn't prefer to hit little people, he'll do it anyways.)

The Macho Man, there is no equal.

(Saying that no one compares to him.)

So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people.

(Jong-il supplied his people with one meal a day, which was a reason he was normally viewed as a bad leader.)

PUNK, I’ll elbow drop your whole nation.

("Punk!" was one of Macho Man's catchphrases. Elbow drop is also another wrestling move that Randy Savage sometimes used to finish the match. He claims he'll do it on all of Kim Jong-Il's nation.)

On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation.

(He'll do it for all the wrestlers in the league.)

Oh, yeah!

(Macho Man often said, "Oh yeah!", another one of his catchphrases.