User blog:Dragonsblood23/Shigeru Miyamoto VS Notch

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY NOTCH VS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO BEGIN
Notch: GAME OVER Shigeru. Go back to Sonobe.

While I build A Mansion while wearing my fluffy robe.

I made billions of dollars with just 1 game.

Your just a designer of a Power Glove. Thats lame.

I'll score in Wii bowl. Take Down every pin.

Why don't you just play around with your Pikmin

I made games since I was 7 on my Commodore 128.

You'll probably end up as Petey Piranha Bait.

Shigeru: Just because your so great with Minecraft as a Classic

You'll lose to Zelda due to her magic

Your a real life Augustus Gloop only your Swedish.

Your squid will die from my Cheep-Cheep Fish

You think your great with your Minecraft Creations

But I'm the one with Actual Game Imagination

I'll be the one thats "Breaking The Tower".

For I am The one with "Nintendo Power"

Notch: HA! I laugh at your weak mock.

I can have 100 skeletons shoot down your Star Fox.

For I am The One who will rule the videogame land

And The Queen shall be Elin Zetterstrand

Prepare to lose your Animal Crossing Bells

Because I'll you down with your own Blue Shell

You only got famous by Rareware in the 90's

I take down Reggie and the ZombiU Zombies

(portal comes in)

Anouncer: Whats this! someone enters the battle it's.....RALPH BAER.

Ralph Baer: Quite arguing guys this is starting to become pretty lame.

For I am called "The Father Of Video Games".

I'll take down the Donkey and The Diddy

with the system known as The Magnavox Odyssey

I take the video game land as if I was a Retro Genghis Khan

Now If you excuse me It's time to play my own Pong