Template:TerryvsFrisk

Hello, everyone. And welcome back to Cyan's Rap Battles!

Enjoy!

Beat: Channel 3

Terry
(starts at 0:10)

Tougher than a Mu Dragon, Terry’s coming to slice your throat

So let me cook up a weakling-cinnamon pie with a side helping of goat!

So powerful I can kill weeds with one swing of my 10 Ton Hammer

You’re CosmoNOT in the same league as this special move spammer!

Bring your clingy ‘mom’, your skeletons and your weeaboo lizard

Watch me make them disappear like I’m a sun or moon wizard!

If you show me any disrespect, you’ll get a mouthful of brass

Even when the game’s turned off, I’ll still be here, kicking your ass!

Frisk
(starts at 0:31)

You think you’re a sweet chef? Then why are your rhymes so sour?

I’d have better luck finding gems if I went fishing for literally hours!

Just stop levelling up all your useless skills with EXP!

How do you improve your lockpicking by killing? Are you kidding me?

You have a harem of girlfriends but no Mint on your pillow?

That’s sadder than having been used by the guy in the top window!

Don't make me go 'No Mercy' and switch from Pacifist to Genocide

If you mess with me or my friends...

Sans
 ☆ You're gonna have a bad time.

Terry
(starts at 0:51)

I have a deep, developed and complex array of levels to progress in!

I hunt and kill sheep for fun! Who’s this ‘nice’ act impressing?

Your game plays like if Wario-Ware had sex with a dialogue tree

You idiot! How can you even call your game an RPG?

Just because you’re talking instead of fighting, you think that you’ve won?

You don’t realise I’m necking steak while I’m leading you on.

Now you’re glitched against the corner, trapped! You can’t move!

So Imma keep attacking your soul until you inevitably lose!

(Frisk resets, the intro to the battle starts again but is skipped like a dialogue box and the battle continues).

Frisk
(resumes at 1:32)

You may have beaten Gods with that cheap trick, but now the jig’s up!

Even if you delete your save, I’ll still know how much you truly suck!

Why don’t you use one of those tacky little decals to try and hurt me?

You know why people haven’t heard of you? It’s because you’re not worthy!

You’re a solitary hero, on a sad, lonely vacation.

But being with all my friends, it fills me with determination!

It doesn’t matter which costume you wear. Your chances are gone.

Papyrus
YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!

Undyne
* Finish him off!

Sans
 ☆ Geeettttttt dunked on!!!

The Professor
(starts at 1:53)

Testing...Testing...Terry, can you hear me?

>You need your friends to help you

>Dual Flash

>Fighting aliens in a pyramid

>Mochi’s the only friend I need

>Lay you out like Lester Sprawl

(..Ring...Ring...)

Wait. Is somebody's phone ringing?

Alphys
(starts at 2:14)

sample text

>Take a bath. You’re washed up

>Gameception/Have fun Playing with Yourself

>Haunted multi-storey shopping center. And they say we're ripping off Earthbound.

>You may say I’m a Dreemurr/Your Best Nightmare

>Last line is about sparing Terry.

Terry
(beat stops)

Wait, what?

Frisk
❤ [Spare]

Terry
...What are you doing?

Frisk
❤ [Spare]

Terry
Don’t patronize me. I can take anything you’ve got and still beat you. I just need to eat some more food...

(You can’t eat any more)

Aw man, why did I eat all that steak instead of drinking a potion?

Frisk
❤ [Spare]

Terry
...You want to know something? I can’t even rap. No, really, I can’t! I don’t know how to think of the rhymes fast enough...

Frisk
❤ [Spare]

Terry
It hasn’t even been me rapping, has it? It’s been YOU!

(Terry turns to the screen)

I know you can read what I’m saying. You’re the writer of this battle. The one that was making me insult somebody I’ve never met.

And all of you, sitting there and reading this. Stop smiling. This isn’t funny! Comedy’s over! You don’t even know me, you stupid jerks!

This...everything you’ve been reading. It’s not me. It’s the writer. Everything I said in this battle was just his doing.

All this time, he’s been the one with the power, with the skill, with the wit, with the contr-

KILL TERRY? Yes

???
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?

Poll
WHO WON? Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara Chara

(creepy gif of Chara)

??????
Ready, Everypony? Now!

(A glowing rainbow surrounds Chara, purifying her until only Frisk remains.)

??????
Good job, girls!

Real Poll
WHO WON? Terry Frisk