User:RadicalWeavile

"Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'Cause it feels so empty without me"

- Eminem

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Sup? I'm StWeavile6, a relatively new member. I'm also know as Weav, Chris (My real life alter ego), Slim, Luigi, Libby, and many more. After a lackluster beginning (shame shame), I am now a (somewhat) respected and enjoyable member of this wiki. I'm 16, a male brunette, a not-really-born-again Christian, and kinda tall. I'm from British descent and am white chocolate, since my bio dad was black and mom was white. I currently live in Virginia with bio Mom and step dad, and I have three older siblings. Funny thing is that I'm the only straight child; my oldest brother is asexial (don't ask), my older sister is a lesbian, and my other sister is bisexial. Love playing video games, mostly Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, Sonic, and the like. No FPSs for me, ehh. My favorite sports Teams are the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and the Pittsburg Penguins. I like music such as Linkin Park, Usher, and, of course, Epic Rap Battles of History. I first heard about it from a friend at my youth group, and I looked up Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros during the year of February. Since then, I have been an avid fan. Some goals of mine is to have a suggestion of mine put on the main page and eventually turned into an actual battle, become an administrator, and do twenty battles by the end of 2013.



Likes
Epic Rap Battles of History

Jesus Christ

Women, particularly blondes, with a few extra pounds (hate anorexic people eww)

Nintendo

Everyone in this site

Everything with a screen

Loathes
Bananas

Jerks, snobs, and creeps

Stingy insects

Math

Porn

Pain

Favorite Rap Battles List
1) Mozart vs Skrillex

2) Wright Bros vs Mario Bros

3) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

4) Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee

5) Moses vs Santa Claus

6) Doc Brown vs Dr. Who

7) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

8) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

9) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

10) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

11) Frank Sinatra vs Freddy Mercury

12) Rasputin vs Stalin

13) Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla

14) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

15) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

16) Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

17) Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays

18) Darth Vader vs Hitler 2

19) Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk

20) Napoleon vs Napoleon

21) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

22)  Ghandi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

23) Darth Vader vs Hitler

24) Master Chief vs Leonidas

25)  Gandalf vs Dumbledore

26)  Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs Kim Jong Il

27)  Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

28)  Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

29) Adam vs Eve

30) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

31) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawkings

32) John Lenon vs Bill O'reilly

33) Nice Peter vs EpicLloyd

My Winnahs/Favorite lines
0) Michael J. Fox (You're fucking Freddy Kreuger's abortion!)

02) Sherlock Holmes (I'll send your robot ass through a portal hole!)

1) John Lennon (Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE FUCK UP?)

2) Darth Vader (You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick.)

3) Abe Lincoln ''(I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain!)''

4) Lady Gaga ''(I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art!)''

5) Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Hogan: (You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother) Macho Man: (Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-il.)

6) Beethoven (I would smack you, but in Germany we don’t hit little girls)

7) Albert Einstein (''Take a seat Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own)''

8) Easter Bunny ''(The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China. Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!)''

9) Napoleon Dynamite (You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnome)

10) Ben Franklin (You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my window)

11) Gandalf (YOU SHALL NOT PASS!)

12) Dr. Seuss ''(You bore people to death! You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth!)''

13) Mr. Rogers (Get right back in your van and get the fuck out of my neighborhood)

14) Christopher Columbus (I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain)

15) They both lost... :/

16) Adolf Hitler ''(Everything you do is an epic fail! Now stand at attention and Seig fucking Heil!)''

17) Master Chief ''(You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!)''

18) Mario Bros (Look at these two their lives must have been horrible.Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!)

19) Tie  Michael Jackson: (Ohhh, it's about time for a Thriller, didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla.) Elvis Presley:  (Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!)

20) Cleopatra (You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies, they should call you Miss Carriage)

21) Steve Jobs (A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes, a man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes!)

22) Frank Sinatra ''(Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes! With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!)''

23) Barack Obama (You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me, I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me)

24) Doc Brown (I don't know what's lamer: your fans or your special effects)

25) Tie Bruce Lee: (A man who argues with people who aren't even there, is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!)  Clint Eastwood: ''(You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop)''

26) Batman ''(Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck)''

27) Moses (When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf)

28) Adam ''(My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it. Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?)''

29) Martin Luther King Jr. (No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya!)

30) Thomas Edison ''(No lights, no camera, no sound. See?)''

31) Babe Ruth ''(You live strong, beat cancer, congratulations! Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation!)''

32) Tie   Mozart:  (I rocked hard than you when I was five years old!)  Skrillex:  (Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus)

33) Stalin>Gorbachev=Lenin>Rasputin>Putin (Dropped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler)

My Favorite Dis Raps
1. Justin

2. Jason and Ramone

3. Jennifer

4. Glasscock

5. Nelson, Mark, Steven, and Lucas

6. Joan

7. Tyrance, William, and Reshad

8. James

9. Christian

10. Charles

11. Southwest High

12. Momma Metcalf

13. Daniel

My ERB Family
My Dad

My Mom (Died during my childbirth)

My Maternal Grandfather

My Maternal Grandmother

My Maternal Great Grandfather

My Maternal, Deceased Great Great Grandfather

My Maternal Great Uncle

My Geeky Great Uncle

My Maternal Uncle (Passed away)

My Other Maternal Uncle

Long Lost Uncle

My Paternal Grandfather

My Paternal Great Uncle

My Creepy Great Uncle

My Paternal Uncle

My Sassy Paternal Uncle

Another Paternal Uncle

My Quiet Uncle

My Ex-Fiance (Executed courtesy of J1coupe)

My Milk Man

Other Awesome People
He's on vacation

That dude watching above us, and I don't mean God

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User:Four4 Why isn't he friends with me? ;_;]

He's pretty badass

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User:ShoopDaKev He's hot.... but I'm not gay]

He's pretty cool

We don't talk that much, but she's cool

What a nut XD

For some reason, he criticizes me...

Can't rap to save his life, but you gotta love him

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Negative_Four Is she open? :]]

And then there's this asshole

We have a bit in common

Awesome game maker

A nice dude

Ideas on this site that I like

 * Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
 * James Bond vs Austin Powers
 * Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
 * Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 * Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
 * Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt
 * Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters
 * Freddy Krueger vs Jack the Ripper
 * Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell 
 * Muhammad Ali vs Mike Tyson
 * Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank
 * Fidel Castro vs Julius Caesar
 * The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers
 * Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet
 * George Lucas vs Steven Spielberg
 * Weird Al Yankovic vs Pee-Wee Herman
 * Ace Ventura vs Doctor Doolittle
 * Jack Sparrow vs Popeye
 * Amelia Earhart vs Charles Lindbergh
 * King Tut vs Yugi Moto
 * Tony Stark vs Margaret Thatcher
 * Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres

My ideas

 * Chubby Checker vs PSY (singers who created popular ways of dancing; Gangnam Style vs The Twist)
 * Jack vs David (giant slayers)
 * Zorro vs The Lone Ranger (mysterious masked men)
 * Leonardo Da Vinci vs Pablo Picasso (multitalented artists)
 * Marco Polo vs Dora the Explorer (people travel all over the Earth)
 * George Washington vs George W. Bush (self explanitory)
 * Jill Valentine vs Buffy (women who are destined to kill undead creatures)
 * Whitney vs Jillian Michaels (gym leaders)
 * Edward Snowden vs Judas Iscariot (traitors)
 * Atilla the Hun vs Vlad the Impaler (savage, bloodthirsty men)
 * Groucho Marx vs Chris Rock (comedy hosts)
 * Arnold Scwarzenegger vs Ronald Reagan (actors turned politicians)
 * Joan of Arc vs Samus Aran (herioc females)

Top Somethings
Order of Pokemon Generation preferences:

2>4>6>3>5>1

Hottest chicks in Pokemon
10. Lyra

9. Korrina

8. Serena

7. Candice



6. Elesa

5. Misty

4. Clair

3. Hilda

2. Skyla

1. Whitney <333333333333333

Coolest guys in Pokemon
10. Blaine

9. Red

8. Hilbert

7. Ethan

6. Will

5. Wattson

4. Grimsley

3. Clemont

2. Morty

1. Silver <333333333333333

Favorite Pokemon
20. Hydreigon

19. Skarmory

18. Sandslash

17 Mawile

16. Mincinno

15. Wooper

14. Floatzel

13. Gallade

12. Manectric

11. Machop

10. Reuniclus

9. Absol

8. Sentret/Furret

7. Ampharos

6. Yanmega

5. Phanpy/Donphan

4. Hitmontop

3. Scizor

2. Houndoom

1. Sneasel/Weavile <333333333333333

Favorite Football Teams
5. Baltimore Ravens

4. Detriot Lions

3. Carolina Panthers

2. Washington Redskins

1. New England Patriots <333333333333333

Worst Footbal Teams Ever
5. Houston Texans

4. San Francisco 49ers

3. New York Giants

2. Pittsburg Steelers

1. Dallas Cowboys BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yankees suck too but they aren't a football team.

Wanted ERB ideas
10.  Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres

9.  Jack Sparrow vs Popeye

8.  Tony Stark vs Margaret Thatcher

7.  Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft

6.  The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers

5.  Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt

4.  Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet

3.  Fidel Castro vs Julius Caesar

2.  Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters

1.  Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

Favorite User Battles
10. Loygan's Superman vs Goku

9. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:NightHawk9001/Confucius_vs_Yoda._Epic_Fanmade_Battles_of_History_12. Night's Confucius vs Yoda]

8. BTTF's Sheldon Cooper vs Sir Isaac Newton

7. Stofferex's Godzilla vs Elmo

6. Loygan's Captain America vs George Washington

5. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:NightHawk9001/Greg_Heffley_vs_Anne_Frank._Epic_Fanmade_Battles_of_History_9. Night's Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank]

4. Loygan's Mark Zuckerburg vs Alexander Graham Bell

3. Loygan's Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Moto 2

2. Basalt's Slenderman vs Tail's Doll (It's so awful its awesome!)

1. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:J1coupe/Ghostbusters_vs._Mythbusters._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_History. J1coupe's Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters]

My Epic Rap Battles
Season 1

1. Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

2. Chubby Checker vs Psy

3. Julius Caesar vs Fidel Castro

4. Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt

5. Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde

6. Whitney vs Jillian Michaels

My User Battles
Season 1

1. Dragonsblood23

2. LakuitaBro01