User blog:HeyItsRed/Bendy vs The Lone Wanderer - Epic Rap Battles: Bendy vs Anything

The second thrilling episode.

Cast
Zack as Bendy

Brodecai as The Lone Wanderer

Also thanks to Dani Frias for helping me write

Beat
http://picosong.com/i85p/





Battle
 Bendy:

 This lone dick’s gonna be reunited with his mama

 Cuz I’m gonna send him down even deeper than papa

 Only got two chapters yet I’m topping the charts

 And I’ll top you as well once I rip out your heart

 Basking in crime, your Purity is surely questionable

 But I’ve got a Project; make your death inevitable

 I’ve a Mega-ton of lyrical bombs droppin’ on DC

 And no amount of bullets could splatter this MC

 You’ll lose before your verse, killed two Ravens with one Rock!

 And you’re definitely Lyon if you think you won’t be knocked!

 The machine’s given me power, you better run and hide

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Cuz’ I’m sure you don’t have a rapping survival guide

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> The Lone Wanderer:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Oh please. Felix-Mickey-Ripoff wants to diss?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> You’re stretching things out more than your game’s theorists

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> You’re more wrecked than your studio, once I’m through

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’ll end your cheap scares, it seems dreams do come true

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’m a hero to the Wasteland, you’ve got no feats

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> This puny Pip-Boy’s got 0 skill on the beat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> My rhymes are nuclear when I bring the heat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> And it seems your developers aren’t packing enough meat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’ll cap your ass in this rap, I spit hard on the track

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Make you have a heart attack from my hard attacks

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> My companions will easily take down you and your bitch

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Liberty Primed and ready to have your face kiss my Power Fist

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Bendy:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Albert still wants to rumble? Then let’s get real

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’ll be spittin’ rhymes harder than any Brotherhood of Steel

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’d face Six or Sole if I wanted a good fight

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’ll be wasting your wasteland when my cartoons bring the fright!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> The Lone Wanderer:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Stomp on this roach, what you spit aint’ rad

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> This timeless game can’t be beaten by a passing fad

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Leave you spilling red ink when I blast you with rhyme

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Leaving this Demon as Dogmeat, he won’t be Dancing this time!