Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg/Rap Meanings

Elon Musk:
Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)

Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health

I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages

You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist

Got called to Senate, data hack

You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"

I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,

And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

Mark Zuckerberg:
Data was a lieutenant commander, to start

But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart

See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)

And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)

You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink

I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!

I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god

Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod

Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp (boss!)

I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss!)

I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep!)

I'll end your story like Snapchat (ghost!)

Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast

And your star is faded like you on a podcast

Elon Musk:
Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man

When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!

'''I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon'''

Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind, man, I ain't got room

Your platform only launches depression

'''Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)'''

You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't

Why don't you lean in and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint

I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth

Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!

Mark Zuckerberg:
Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin'

I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman

You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired

You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired!

(Ooh!) You got all these companies but they're incomplete

I've got one and I'm full of money, incomplete

Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

Cause this battle's like PayPal - you got owned!