User blog:Flashley/Vicious Christmas (original rap by flashley)

I wrote and recorded this song last year and 0 people heard it so you will be aware of its existence this year you fuckers. Merry Christmas

[Verse 1] Bitch, I'm on the beat This beat is a ham I'mma feast Going ham on this beat, I'm a beast Nail and hammer this beat, I repeat Beef with santa he keeps ignoring my letters and sending me coal that is blacker than me snacking on cookies and craps on my tree, actually he better step back before he gets smoked like a chimney do I'm hungry, gimme food Mashed potatoes and a simmering stew hot cocoa it's a sizzly brew getting tipsy on the nog with the whiskey too, ayy Shit's lit it's a fire place, the entire place getting loud yo snows out, but eat the fruitcake and you'll be the one plowed though ayy

[Hook] Have a very merry vicious christmas another verse is on wish list bitch

[Verse 2] Santa said I've been naughty so I told him that he can screw off Gave him two black eyes like frosty and a red nose like rudolph I'm like the Grinch but with a maxed out credit card So if you check the tree then don't ask me where all the presents are, ayy I'd rather look forward to the new year the present ain't a present I'll return it, ay Get a couple bucks, that's two deer but not enough doe (dough) for a purchase This track's a furnace it's the perfect temp for a christmas roast But burn it and my fist'll kiss your face like there's a mistletoe

[Hook] Have a very merry vicious christmas another verse is on wish list bitch, wait

[Pre-Verse 3] Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except for an obese freak sneaking around leaving presents and I summoned the police, please make him leave from the premises

[Verse 3] My gift is wrapped and my raps are gifted From me to you merry christmas dummies confused very pissed at the fact that live on the island of misfit toys they get destroyed, balls broke like an ornament dropped Jesus Christ, I was born from a god Flow straight butter, like corn on the cob I'm the star on the top of tallest tree I be on a roll you're a wannabe Candy cane licks they are sharp I always say ginga no hard r I only get hos no har har Fun having, unboxing all smiles, there's no stopping Boy's stocking, new Madden Girl stalking; Night Falcon

[Outro] Have a very merry vicious christmas have a very merry christmas bitch