User blog:DrTurtle628/Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros 2: Peach vs Zelda

So I did a second one. Here it is.

​Battle
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS RAP BATTLES

PEACH

VS

ZELDA

GO!

QqPeach:

Dear Zelda, please come over to my castle

For it is my royal duty to destroy you in battle

From Nurse Toadstool to Pink Gold I'll cover every timeline

I'm so tough I can use a vegetable to kill a Shy Guy

You'll Sheik with fear if you try putting up a fight

The Shadow Queen will crush your Orb of Light

I'm flying circles around you I'm surprised you're still here

By this point I woulda thought you'd send me back seven years

Zelda

Your Vibe Scepter won't hold up against my Power

I'd make you cry but I wasn't planning on a shower

You might as well just go back to your Warp Pipe

Emotion fighting? Baking cakes? You're a walking stereotype

I make music all the time you should fear my baton

I'm the Princess of Destiny you're just Bowser's pawn

Your raps are weaker than Super Princess Peach was

I'm verbally destroyin ya crown to the Peach fuzz

Peach

Excuse me Princess but you should be more polite

You're not very impressive and those words aren't nice

You should try making your games a bit more fun

Or I'll just repeat the Tragedy of Princess Zelda I

Zelda

You've spent more time kidnapped than you have ruling your kingdom

You dumb blonde, you don't compare to my wisdom

Versus a Hyrule Warrior you're not even second-rate

Your challenging me is what sealed your fate

GAME!

THE WINNER IS... YOU DECIDE!