User blog:TheGrinchinaPinch/Worst Battles Evar 2- Pikachu vs Barney

Well, I saw this on YouTube, so I decided to make another WBE.

Worst Battles Evar!!

Pikachu

Vs!!

Barney??

Begin.

Pikachu
Pik a Chu

I hate you.

You smoke crack

You make me break my back.

Fuck You!!

You smell like Poo.

Barney
I love you.

Pikachu

I love Haiku

Such a work of art!

But you make me fart.

You say one thing.

While I always sing.

I will roll you to the ground

It will make your face pound.

Announcer
Some day on the Island of Sodor, where there is lots of trees where the birds sing. There are windmills. There is the Docks where visitors to the island arrive. There is lots and lots of Railway Lines. Who's that puffing down the Track?

Thomas the Tank Engine
More like Puffing down the crack.

I will run you over on this track.

You suck Pikachu.

You smell like a poop.

Pikachu
What the fuck is happening here?

This battle now has queers

Now I'm out.

And I have no regrets. No Doubt!!

Who Won?

Pikachu

Barney

Thomas

The Announcer

Who's Next?

Shaq vs Kobe

Dick vs Vagina

Obama vs Osama

Poop vs Pee

Or Nice Peter's Mom vs Epic Lloyd's Mom

Thanks for reading!!