User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness Season 2- Paper Bag vs. Plastic Bag

I decided that I'd do this battle for no good reason. I haven't made a random rap battle in about a month, so I figured I'd write one. That's about it.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

PAPER BAG

VS

PLASTIC BAG

BEGIN

Paper Bag:

I'm the smart choice, I'm the one that shoppers enjoy

I'm backed by the packers; square shape is the best choice

I know when the time is right to go, and decompose in a lot

It seems you forgot that, when you get tangled in knots and caught in the esophagus

I'm stronger, I can carry along a lot of lawn leaves

Handles wrong for anyone not wearing long sleeves

I'm heavy, I'm ready, and louder than a mill!

Making billions in recycling instead of filling landfills!

Plastic:

You're hogging up the stage like it's a hole in the ground!

More created waste than the other kind of shitty and brown

Flexibly sexy; leave you buried and squashed!

You're not posh and can't be used without your handles tearing off! (AHH!)

I could care less about your material;

I'm far more effiecient! Right?

A Random Cereal Box:

For cereal!

Plastic Bag: 

Your style's worse then the smell of a million mills

You're so unfriendly you could

A Random Cereal Box:

Serial kill!

Paper Bag:

I'm gonna wipe you out like you do to petroleum

Take your friends and and a spoon, and rip up some holes in em'

A Random Cereal Box:

Wanna see a real feat?

Plastic:

I win with less energy used!

You and your time bomb factory can both blow a fuse!

Reusable Bag:

I'm here to put an end to this stupid fight-

Paper and Plastic Bag:

Nobody uses you, you suck, all right?

Reusable Bag:

I'm here to spread the gospel of resuable ways!

A Random Cereal Box:

See, reusable bags can scurry on away!

Reusable Bag:



WHO WON Paper Bag Plastic Bag & A Cereal Box Reusable Bag

Also, sorry for all the cereal puns.