User blog:ShaunoftheRed/ERBF: Shaun vs Nicholas Angel vs Gary king

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

SHAUN

VS

NICHOLAS ANGEL

VS

GARY KING

BEGIN!

Shaun:
Number one should go first - the one who broke the mould,

And as for my verse, this is second time for me to strike gold,

I don't need to batter up to leave you two on your last legs,

I'm holding this tent up. I'm the strongest Pegg,

And I don't need sunglasses to annihilate the masses,

I'm the one who surpasses in kicking undead asses,

So I gun dead bastards - mastered fillin'em with lead,

It's a fun shred through them 'til you get to the shed - Sorry Ed.

Nicholas Angel:
'Sorry Ed' is right. You let your whole clan down,

Meanwhile I'm protecting everyone in this whole damn town,

But let me foreshadow this, this battle's gonna get crude,

Putting me on top, I am the greater good,

And I'm not sitting on the fence, watching you two fall through,

You've got red on your face; my whole squad fights in blue,

You'll be locked behind my bars when you see what my flow does,

Even Danny can tell you, don't fuck with the Hot Fuzz.

Gary King:
Hold on lads! Here comes Gary,

Man, I hope you've got second rounds to carry,

Because what sort of zing can you bring to the ring,

That's the thing, you'll see what happens when you try to take a swing,

At the King! Of unrivalled delinquency,

And the grand finale to the Cornetto Trilogy,

I've got more than just one third of the fandom,

I can bring a man to tears by setting the jukebox to random,

Shaun:
It's pointless rapping against you, It's true,

Here's the plan: I'm gonna find the perfect angle to swing through,

the King's head. Gotta leave a hole in the wall but moreover,

I'll let you two fight and wait for this battle to blow over.

Nicholas:
I don't have to retaliate to your attempts to exacerbate,

But the effects in your whole film are just a bloody disaster, mate,

I can't decide between the two of you who I'd rather put a fence through,

But anything you say or do will be held against you.

Gary King:
Shaun, you're shooting blanks. You got nothing to fight me with,

Nicolas, your performance is still a bit stiff,

You guys need to fuck off because there can only be one of me,

This golden mile is no place for you wannabes!

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Shaun Nicholas Angel Gary King