User blog:TCalderon/Goku vs Pinkie Pie - Source Rap Battle Parody

Bare with me please.

I really didn't wanna post another joke battle after Perfect Cell vs Toad, but at the same time, I wanted to post something to tie over before the next actual rap battle. So, I scrolled through my files, and came across this Infinite Source parody I made before writing Frieza vs Palpatine. I figured it'd be worth a laugh or two. Enjoy, and apologies for the wait.

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Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxrYnu7Tqm0

'''Announcer: It’s time for a Weeb Shit Rap Battle! Today we got… Goku! Goin’ up against Pinkie Pie! Who’s gonna take the title?! LET’S FIND OUT!'''

'''Goku: It’s the legendary Super Saiyan representing Planet Earth'''

I’ll beat any second-rate opponent for the nothing that their worth

They put me up against a pony who's insane in the brain

When my fist meets her face, she’s gonna feel the pain

I’m a legendary warrior, giving it my all

Princess Skystar would know, she loves my Dragon Balls

You’ll never reach my level, I’ll demolish ponyville

When I kamehameha this bitch, she’s gonna get killed

'''Pinkie: Feeling choked up Goku? Cause that verse was lame'''

When my hoof meets your face, I’ll surely mess up your mane

Your Dragon Balls are saggy, think it’s time you kicked the bucket

I'll beat you harder than Toei beat down your budget!

How do people find you cool, you dress so unconventional

Ironic how Applejack is smarter than this intellectual

When the Mane Six assembles, there’s no way that you can beat me

I love to make people smile… just ask your girl, Chi Chi

'''Goku: (0:11-0:19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEDAunS3XAE) You wanna take off the gloves, you’re nothing but a nuisance'''

All your so-called friends, they have the right to be abusive

I came here ahead of you, this horse doesn’t stand a chance

I could beat down this mare with nothing but a single glance

You have no transformations, you could never measure up to me

Even your name is a joke, you’re running out of luck ya see

You just got owned, no need for your depressant pills

Send a word to Fluttershy; Pinkie Pie has just been killed

(The beat stops)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHf6RwHO5dQ

(The beat comes back)

'''Pinkie: Alright Goku, now you’re taking it too far'''

I’ll knock your ass out, and send your ass behind bars

All your petty disses, I would hardly call them sick, ya know

If I wanted a really challenge, I'd call up Picolo

From Nightmares to Changelings, I’ve been through it all

While you get it on with Vegeta, sucking on his Dragon Balls

I just took down this has-been, it was a challenge hardly

You’re the one guy for whom I would never throw a party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHf6RwHO5dQ

'''Announcer: AH MAN! That was brutal! Who won?! Who the hell is next?! This was a Weeb Shit Rap Battle! W-W-W-Weeb Shit Music-Music-Music! TEAM WEEB SHIT STAND UP!'''

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Who won? Pinkie Pie Goku OPPONENTS IN NEED FOR HIRE!

Naruto (I'm thinking either Po or Gumball for this one)

Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory

Zatch Bell

Yugi Muto