User blog:Alexschmidt711/Jeff Kaplan vs Masahiro Sakurai

Here's a rap battle between Jeff Kaplan, game director of Overwatch and Masahiro Sakurai, creator of Super Smash Bros. Sakurai would have his translator rapping for him. The backgrounds would resemble the backgrounds for Kaplan's Overwatch Developer updates and Sakurai's Smash Direct segments, with occasional departures for certain lines as indicated.

Jeff Kaplan
Hello, this is Jeff from the Overwatch team

Any challenger approaching, gonna throw 'em offscreen

When you wrestle with Jeff, you best prepare for death

Make you grind for my quests 'till your out of breath

All you do is make the same title five times

I innovate, make Rap of the Game with my rhymes!

In this battle, you'll be flattened, it's gonna be so easy

Leave you as a non-combatant just like Waluigi!

Masahiro Sakurai
On this rap battlefield I'm gonna take command

Let me translate my burns into a language you can understand

They call you Daddy Jeff, but you'll cry to your mommy

When your so-so flow goes toe-to-toe with my tsunami

Got the fastest-selling game on the Nintendo Switch

You will never match my fame now that your Activision's b**ch

You claim to be an innovator but I don't think that's true

It doesn't take much skill when you rip off TF2

Created Kirby and Smash, and brought Kid Icarus back

You're just like Project M, because you're a hack!

Jeff Kaplan
Your tsunami can't compare to the California surf

My raps are so OP players want them to get nerfed

I've got hundreds of pros that play Overwatch daily

3 games later, you still can't top Melee

56 dollars for all your DLC??

I'm so baller, give that all away for free!

You try to leave me out? I'll come back like Saffron City

Hey Babyface, you can suck my Tigole bitties!

Masahiro Sakurai
Your company's a bunch of greedy little goblins

At least my DLCs don't cater gambling problems

Like your company, my up-B will clear out your stocks

There's something you can't get from a loot box

I sell out Japan, NTSC, and PAL

While your game's getting beaten by Battle Royale

When Overwatch is over, you'll be laid off and alone

Then you can call me for help - or do you not have a phone?