Thread:BackToTheFuturama86/@comment-5942398-20150125024047/@comment-5942398-20150125225101

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Alex:  Hi there! At last we meet; me and the Psycho Rod Serling 

You're as harmless that your stuffed birds, of this I'm truly certain 

Your Humble Narrator is modestly ripping apart Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde 

What makes you think you can beat me? You wouldn't even harm a fly! 

By the manner in which you're stuttering, I can tell I'm making you nervous 

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I'll just order your head on a silver platter. Send it to my cabin, room service! <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Here's a suggestion; suck my Hitch-cock, you Oedipal boorish ho <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">By the way, I watched your movie once; now that was a real horror show <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-weight:bold;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Norman: <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';"> Welcome to the Bates Motel, twelve cabins and twelve vacancies <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">But there's more empty space in your Gulliver, I'll break this vagrant, see? <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Your fantasies make The 50 Shades of Grey look like The Brady Bunch <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">By the way, that's a nice codpiece you got there. Compensation much? <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">You're a rapist in your freshman year, just the thought of it makes me ill <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">While you're singing in the shower, it's time to break out my knife and kill <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Then shove your body in your suitcase, leave your corpse to rot in storage <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">You're a cocky Clockwork cock-block, less talent than the Annoying Orange <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-weight:bold;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Alex: <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';"> Oh bitch please, you're a schizophrenic bottle of stinking chip oil <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">With more mommy issues than Jason, It's no wonder that you're spoiled <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Bow down to your superior, Norm, for this battle was a romp <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Else I'll drag this fucking drag queen down to the bottom of the swamp <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I suppose I must give you credit where credit's due. O, Psych! <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I get more action every night than you'll ever get in your entire life <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I'm the king of the droogs! No, the king of the world! I'm like no other <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Really, how pathetic is it when a boy's best friend is his mother? <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-weight:bold;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Norman: <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';"> SHUT UP! You're just like the rest of the world; gore and sex <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Alex the Large? Please, more like Alex DeGod-Complex <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">This Billy Boy billy-goat gruff is about to get a taste of his own medicine <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I mean, the way you treat women makes me look like a perfect gentleman <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">You had the chance to be normal, but you went and completely blew it <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I'd spike your milk to knock you out, but it looks like you beat me to it <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Go away, and take with you your top hat, cane, and filthy dumb rhymes <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">You're just pissed off, that's all. But hey, we all go a little mad sometimes. <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-weight:bold;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Alex: <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';"> Ho ho ho! The time has come for me to reveal my true form <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">This ParaNorman freak-show is about to go down with the storm <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Your rhymes are Arbo-ghastly, there's no way you can surpass me <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Master Bates just simply cannot step to myself; I'm far too crafty <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">You're a mama's boy, a psychopathic cross-dressing disgrace <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I'll shove you in the trunk of your car and send you off to someplace <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I'm feeling a bit ultraviolent now, so you'd best put up your dukes <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I may have been cured all right, but looking at you still makes me want to puke <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-weight:bold;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Norma: <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';"> Ah, what a shame, teens these days are really getting lame <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">If you think this is a game, then you're dead wrong. But who's to blame? <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">A naughty child who speaks a language no one understands <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">And whose actions are controversial, and quite frankly, should be banned <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">How can you call him pathetic when you spend every day sinning? <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">I guess I've just got one of those faces you can't help but believe is winning <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">Any decent human being by now would've admitted they'd been beaten <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt;margin-top:0pt;text-align:center;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">So keep your eyes wide open for this dis, it's time for your final treatment <span style="mso-spacerun:'yes';color:rgb(255,255,255);letter-spacing:0.0000pt;font-size:14.0000pt;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';">