User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Disney vs History. I mean no, wait, don't leave, I'm kidding! please ;-; nuu

Just decided to make fun of the title.

I've been thinking on this a bit and decided to take a break from editing this thing to write this.

Maleficent vs The Wicked Witch of the West. why not.

Starring
Angela Trimbur as Maleficent Lauren Flans as The Wicked Witch of the West

Intro
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MALEFICENT

VERSUS

THE WICKED WITCH

BEGIN

The Battle
The Wicked Witch:

Here’s a welcoming wallop from the Wicked Witch of the West!

Better storm out of your castle, cause I’m making a mess!

I come bearing gifts, a pricked finger on a spinning spindle!

Casting spells so fast, you might wanna pick up your speed a little!

I’m calling my monkeys to fight this female poe,

who’s delivering messages from her Raven to and fro!

Go ahead, turn into a dragon, make your movie more dull!

I’m the Wicked Witch from Oz! Call me the Great and Powerful!

Maleficent:

Oh please, I’ve seen mice with more magic than you

Once I’m through, you’ll be sad, in fact, your skin should be blue!

I’m dropping houses like bombs, but don’t make a mistake

Not even the Wicked Witch could ever handle her fate!

I’ll summon up a windy gale to keep your ass inside Oz

Once you start to melt, I’ll be the one to give a round of applause!

So here’s my last burst of power before I put you to sleep

I’m a Malevolent rapper, while your monkeys are creeps

Wicked Witch:

Why don’t you take off your hood so your skin is more Vile full?

You’re just jolie of the fact my spells are more colorful!

You should stay inside your castle, hide for everyone’s sake!

Since once this battle’s over, Aurora will finally be awake!

Maleficent:

I was green from the start, now you’re just green with envy

Once you see my deadly magic, you’ll refer to me as “your Majesty”

I see that you’re melting, but it won’t be for long, I promise

I’ll stand over you and laugh while I turn you into a heartless.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

DON’T FUCKING DECIDE!

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AH FUCK IT

~Slams Door~

poll
who won? Maleficent The Wicked Witch of the West