User blog:JaphethMario/Steven Universe vs Kirby. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle Ep.9

9th episode...yeah



 This battle features the pink puff star warrior, Kirby againist the member of the Crystal Gem, Steven Universe. To see who’s the better young pink warrior with a star-theme  



























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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%">BEGIN

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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> == Kirby verse: <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri"> == <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Hi! Look back at the black and white days of a Gameboy <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I owned the Space Race; I was Super Star at that time, boy <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Now look at the high definition days of a televsion <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You are owning unbelievable theories and horrible fan fictions <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Kirby spitting these delicious disses Right Back at Ya! <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your whole existence is a joke like you collab with Uncle Grandpa <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Are you high on Sugar Universe-al ? Beating me is just plain wrong <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Cause’ it’s impossible to beat an Ace Attorney who defended Donkey Kong <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I’m a master eater, defend with your puny shield, like a lollipop I’ll just eat it <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Steve-n if you like collecting gemstones that much, better just stick playing Minecraft, kid <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I’ll be always be remembered throughout any type of history <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> While your show is a fad that’s gonna be gone like Cookie Cat’s legacy <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I’m 8 inches tall and I just defeated a Dragon Ball character <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You only defeated junk foods like Chowder but only fatter <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Stay in Kindergarten class, cause’ you don’t belong fighting enemies <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> But you indeed belong in Tumblr pinning the blame to the bronies <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"><span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri"> == Steven Universe: <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri"> == <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Oh great another Nintendo character who loves to copy and paste <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your games give me an Epic Yawn! Cause’ they’re boring not even challenge <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Even you saw your American box art face, you’re not a threat to me <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> If your games are child-friendly, could you explain the naked Giant Woman to me <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> While I was going on new adventures, you’re always stuck in Dreamland <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your moves rip-off of Jigglypiff, and you’re just a Bubblegum version of Pacman <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Even your anime series may be tolerable <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> But as usual, 4kids ruin it and make it horrible <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your copy and paste ability is a copy and paste of an existing ability <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Female voicing a male pink puff does a lot sucking makes me question your sexuality <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Like your three flopped projects it will take you eleven years to beat me son <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> By the way, your Death Battle was the saddest thing to otaku since Tiff’s bouncy Watermelons <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%;">*Kirby turns Black and White and background change to Whispy Woods*

Kirby verse:
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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You failed to save Earth, now it Bond to turn into a Shiver Star <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I could beat you and your asexual Sailor Moon wannabe by just saying Puyo! <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Just stick making Adventure Time storyboards and make Edd n Eddy homo <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> While you couldn’t make other Crystal Gems be friends, I was befriending King DeDeDe <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Even I’m my stories are simple, I’m better than you on making a heart-warming story <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your weird immortal mom give up her physical form to make this failure warrior got born <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> And yes I insult your mother, so better cry with your tears to heal these sick burns <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"><span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri"> == Steven Universe: <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri"> == <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> At least my mom loves me, while your non-existance parents didn't cares for you <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Blasting you all alone in space for many years with no love given, it’s sad but true <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Family friendly cartoons are still in a rage <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Nowadays no kid will play the classic and casual games <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> With no female in your team, your species will face extinction <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You inflate was cute before, but now is a gross fetish to inflation <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Send over Prince Fluff and put this baby back in his stroller <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your life is just sad; your only true best friend is a finger <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You should sleep some more maybe for two hundred years more <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Cause’ Masahiro grew tired on making your sequels and Smash Bros

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WHO WON? Steven Universe Kirby

Trivia

 * Originally this battle was suppose to release after Aquaman vs Spongebob
 * Kirby is the second Nintendo to appear, after Super Mario
 * Steven Universe is the sixth Cartoon Network to appear, after Benson, Finn, Jake, Modercai and Rigby
 * If you count Muscle Man, that makes him the seventh Cartoon Newtork
 * This is the first suggested battle, WonderPikachu12 suggest this in chat
 * This is the first battle where a rapper in this battle and a previous rapper share the same name
 * In this case Steve and Steven Universe

Next battle

 * A Ghostbuster vs A zombie survivor (Father's Day Special/Ep.10)