User blog:Spatulus/Jeff The Killer VS Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PARODY!

Jeff The Killer VS Slenderman!

BEGIN!



Jeff:

Oo, it is you the tall and faceless guy

Im gonna rap so hard that your tie is gonna be filled with blood

Oo, you should run away before I appear on your bedside,

Oh don't cry... only thing is that you do not have eyes, crud



You emotionless son of a freak, now I am going to carve them out on your face like how I did with mine too...

You can run but you can't hide, slice you in half with the power of my blade

The trees can blend, but I will hunt you down, fool

It is not you chasing me but me chasing you... [Oo!]

You might be taller but you look up to me

Cos I'm the king of creepypasta, you're just a strand of noodle!

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<p style="text-align:left;">Slenderman:

<p style="text-align:left;">Hmm, look who we've got here?

<p style="text-align:left;">The boy who cried wolf with an astounding amnesia

<p style="text-align:left;">Faced the wrath of the bully's flames of fear

<p style="text-align:left;">Left you with the tear and in the shade of coma

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<p style="text-align:left;">Force a smile on your face as you live in misery

<p style="text-align:left;">Unfilial, repetitive, killing your loved ones again and again [Zzz..]

<p style="text-align:left;">You ain't scary, you creep me out in mockery

<p style="text-align:left;">Toss you in the forest and the notes won't break your painful chains!

<p style="text-align:left;">I'll make you scream harder than when your family leaves,

<p style="text-align:left;">Got the sight more sharp than the edge of your knife,

<p style="text-align:left;">Face my static, feel the evil grieves

<p style="text-align:left;">Peek-a-boo, as your frown turns around like your depressing life

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<p style="text-align:left;">Jeff The Killer:

<p style="text-align:left;">GO TO SLEEP and don't wake up

<p style="text-align:left;">Before I stab you in the slender stomach

<p style="text-align:left;">You puny, skinny and remarkable makeup

<p style="text-align:left;">Where is your face, are you that dumbstruck?

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<p style="text-align:left;">I got the eyes of the tiger cause I am a Survivor

<p style="text-align:left;">Three can't win me, now it is just YOU

<p style="text-align:left;">You abduct children, I kill them off in a blur

<p style="text-align:left;">Static is not going to help when my mind is askew

<p style="text-align:left;">I will tie your arms together and toss you in the tunnel

<p style="text-align:left;">You don't scare me, I just dig out your heart

<p style="text-align:left;">Psychological, you're like a broken channel

<p style="text-align:left;">Fix up your connection then try to IMPART

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<p style="text-align:left;">Slenderman:

<p style="text-align:left;">You should fix yours as a screw has fallen

<p style="text-align:left;">Mind me asking, do you even scare bro?

<p style="text-align:left;">I do not have a face but at least it is not swollen [Zzz...]

<p style="text-align:left;">Now prepare to unravel the sights yet to be unfold [Zzzzz...]

<p style="text-align:left;">I am drawing near, your time is running out

<p style="text-align:left;">Time to give your life away, in which I gladly fought

<p style="text-align:left;">Do you need a hand because I have a whole lot

<p style="text-align:left;">To slice you up with a million and heavy clout

<p style="text-align:left;">As the screen of my face appears in your mind,

<p style="text-align:left;">Be good for you to know that it's time to say goodbye

<p style="text-align:left;">Jeff it is game over time,

<p style="text-align:left;">You do not even need to go to the bathroom as you already died...

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<p style="text-align:left;">Saw:

<p style="text-align:left;">Well, well, well, I want to play a game

<p style="text-align:left;">I tied both of you up, so don't try to escape!

<p style="text-align:left;">[Evil laugh] There is no key when it comes down to this as I shall burn you into a crisp and both of your bodies I maim

<p style="text-align:left;">SO be ready to feel the wrath of my videotape

<p style="text-align:left;">You better hasten your pace as the time is tickin,

<p style="text-align:left;">This is no horror movie, wait it is isn't it?

<p style="text-align:left;">Well, too bad you guys aren't the one watchin,

<p style="text-align:left;">Experience my death traps, as I watch with legit

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<p style="text-align:left;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align:left;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="text-align:left;">YOU-YOU-YOUUUUU DECIDDEEEEE!

<p style="text-align:left;">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PARODY!

Who won this rap battle? Jeff The Killer Slenderman