User blog:Dark Cyan/Parody of Wach Parodies. George Hamburger vs Drakan95 (Pewdiepie vs T-Series)

Sorry if you already had plans for this, Wach, but I was faster.

This is a parody of wach's parodies. Parodyception.

It's George vs Drak.

Connection? There's no connection. People who actually posted battles this fall? idk.

I wrote this because I was bored.

Any opinions expressed in the battle are not my own opinions.

Just shut up and enjoy.

George Hamburger
Yo, I'm a GIR wannabe, crap battle spamming troll

And I've still got more likeability than this asshole!

Drakan95, let me dish up some truth:

The other Gabriel would give me a better battle than you!

I've read Cartoons vs History; your raps suck cock!

And it sounds like your verses were written by Nighthawk!

Jumping you in top blogs is my next hurdle, so get back!

Or I'll crush you with my words like a haters diss track!

Drakan95
You can't Scare Drakan, try JKGame!

When I'm done, you'll be another guy I'm using for fame!

You sucked the soul from the wiki, posting once a day!

You made users start shitposting just to make you go away!

(Oh!) Your page-vandalizing ass can't handle Drak!

Make better content than you from my Discord chat!

Your first visit had everyone still here pulling out their hair,

But you got banned by the mods; it was uphill from there!

George Hamburger
Mr. Second Language better watch what he say, fo’ shizzle!

Before I smack your ass back to the days before you got chiselled!

I got no guests, no Joe or Legion, no Alzheimers, no doubt

While you're PMing on chat; “Hey! Come and check my battle out!”

And I would bet that those three dudes behind the scenes

Want to ditch you and write their own fucking series’!

So don't come messing with me!...Wait, that’s shit

Bantha! Loyg! Can you please delete this?

Drakan95
Yo, I can play games if you wanna OrcaRock

'Cause my commenters are real; ya can't reply to a fake sock!

I thank every fan, that’s how I reached the top

You cry ‘Cyberbullying’ and if you want friends, that’s gotta stop

See your content's always shit no matter how shiny!

Stick to diss tracks 'cause you'll always be behind me!

I'm a four man Wonder; you can't covet my reign,

And if you do beat me, I'll leave the wiki again!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES-*USER HAS BEEN BANNED*

...WIKI PARODY PARODIES!!!

WHO WON? George Hamburger Drakan95