User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.92: Vlad the Impaler vs Ozzy Osbourne

Here we go!

Here we goooooooooooo!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

VLAD THE IMPALER

VS

OZZY OSBOURNE

BEGIN!

Vlad the Impaler

The name's Vlad Dracula and I'm vlad to the bone.

Just call me the impaler, as it commonly well known.

Slain my way through Ottoman and Turks for most of my life.

Ruled longer in Wallachian than your marriage to your first wife.

Wanna know the creation behind Dracula? Bram Stoker saw me and got inspired.

Don Arden was right to let you go, you were drugged up and that's why you got fired.

Ozzy, you have a negative influence on teenagers. Sure you ain't a satanist?

You can deny all you want, but one thing we both know is your daughter is a racist.

Ozzy Osbourne

Black Sabbath's front man, you can call the me kingpin.

You are a roman catholic? Now that's the ultimate sin.

The true prince of darkness, I'm the godfather of heavy metal.

Might have been abit ill in the past, but now I'm in fine fettle.

Don't disturb Ozzy Osbourne, when I'm performing riffs on my axe.

When Basarab Laiota and the Ottoman approach, you meet your climax.

But to tell you the truth, I only got married to Sharon for her body.

After this rap you be just like your father, so call me John Hunyadi.

Vlad the Impaler

When I was in an Hungarian jail, I skewered alot of rats.

You're an ill old alkie only known for biting heads off bats.

I read your diary Ozzy, you're a madman for forgetting your anniversary.

But you'll be soon back in prison if you commit another act of burglary.

Ozzy Osbourne

That last verse was just waffle, it's like it went on a world detour.

The band's initials maybe BS, but you're the one spitting out manure.

My first marriage was a terrible mistake but my second is much more secure.

I've had enough of your crap Vlad, so I'm off to Ozzfest. Here's the bloody brochure!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

