Talk:Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison/@comment-24094060-20130310133700

Each of the 30 battles has had a dick/vagina/sexually suggestive joke.

1. I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!

2. You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick.

3. I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!

4. I've seen those outfits you've been wearing, that takes big balls!

5. By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!

6. Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson.

7. You sound like Wall-E having sex with a Speak and Spell.

8. Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!

9. You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!

10. You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious.

11. Nice staff, you compensating for something?

12. And no gonads, egads, it's so sad.

13. The only pussy cat you've ever seen is on Henrietta, sucka!

14. We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log.

15. You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick!

16. Suck on deez... Deez robot nuts!

17. Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon!

18. We spent up all night playing Donkey Kong.

19. I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee.

20. Your sandy vagina has a seven-year itch.

21. Why'd you name your company after your dick?

22. You changed your name to Mercury. You should've been Freddie Uranus!

23. Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package!

24. Despite all your companions, you couldn't be having less sex!

25. And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker.

26. Took her back to my nest to bam pow kersplat her.

27. Begat deez nuts, Santa Claus is coming to town.

28. Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!

29. Always stay away from the hoes.

30. You never had sex, but you sure got screwed by me!