User blog:Gerballs/Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia by Gerballs

I just felt like making a rap battle and I think Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia has potential so, I made this. This will probably be terrible, meh.

Uncle Sam
I'm Uncle Sam, motherfucker!

You dare step up to me?

Well, prepare to get beat like it's 1223!

You can't beat me, I'm the American Dream!

Your country is nothing more then a disorganized catastrophe!

You've polluted this planet for far to long!

Now kneel down and take a taste of my giant schlong!

Mother Russia
You've made a fatal mistake stepping up to me Sam!

I'll rip out your spine and break your scrawny little neck man!

You'll be defeated more embarrassingly then when you tried to beat the Vietnamese!

Why don't you just cry and run away home!

Your country should've been nuked a long time ago!

I'll shoot your bald eagle out of the sky!

I shall enjoy watching you die!

Uncle Sam
Please, you're a rodant compared to me!

I'll break both your knees and you'll be begging for me to show mercy!

Why would I be scared of you?

If it wasn't for me you would never have won World War II.

You puny communist fool! I thought you knew!

Go up against Uncle Sam, and you'll lose.

Mother Russia
If you think you've beaten me, you are surely mistaken!

I'll throw you in an oven and cook you like bacon!

This battle was over before it even began!

You've just been bombed harder then Japan!

WHO WON?
Who Won? Uncle Sam Mother Russia