User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/BoJack Horseman vs Barry Kahn

Oh! Hi! DBZRB is back! With audio!

Today we have lovable scoundrel and all-around douchebag Barry Kahn against lovable scoundrel and all-around douchebag BoJack Horseman in a matchup to see which superstar can rap better!

Credit to like, R/Red/Dustin/King Mewtwo for proofreading/proof-listening, and to Light for voicing BoJack.

I wrote this myself though at one point there was hopes for Wonder to write for BoJack, but he, uh, left.

Still fairly okay with the final product.

I have no title cards because fuck making them for a character who only appears in three episodes total between two different shows.

Battle:
Barry Kahn:

Stand down ojiisan, the horse will buy the farm

When his battered body's xout to pasture by a superstar

Lost the mane in Maine from the front of your brain

But when you tried for Oyakodon CG feces ran your race

But I'm SFX free! Watch me climb tanks and fight Kaiju!

Children might like you but my fans are really fly, Buu!

Cut! Chucked out hard like you crash your cars

Ending a dying career's no obstacle to Barry Kahn!

BoJack Horseman:

Now, when Mr Peanutbutter runs a race, I'd call it a front

But you? You're clickbait - wubba lubba undubbed.

A well versed wordsmith versus a turd in his B days?

Call this the Boreneaz House because it's looking all BH

I net flicks and television while you band eyes to big fluff

Catching ladies by looking like a Hitler Youth pinup

An actor with an ego ruining his career? I'm proud.

But do I hate you? Nah, B, I'm just Horsin' Around.

Barry Kahn:

Forget your failed career, look at your current schtick

My own hero and villain and you're just a sidekick

Holly-hocking up blatant lies to steal some cheap views

You're like our Bojack - people should forget you, too

BoJack Horseman:

Hey, look! I can make a bad movie joke too, KAAAHHNNN!

Cut that crap out. At least, that's what I said to Dane DeHaan

Here's an autograph, looks like you just want the cheddar

Go back to the nineties - maybe I'd measure you better.

Outro:
Who won? BARRY KAHN! BoJack Horseman