User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula. Epic Rap Battles of Warriors Season 1.5 Premiere

AAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD WE'RE BAAACKK!!!!!

This time the appropiately casted Drakan95 as Vlad the Impaler!

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Here's the battle!

Beat: ye

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARRIORS!

COUNT DRACULA!

VERSUS!

IVAN THE TERRIBLE!

BEGIN!

Dracula:
Abomination!

I've seen more blood spread than your entire nation!

So get ready, because I'm feeling a blood dehydration!

You think you can beat the biggest legend of Romania?!

I'm a sick spitting machine, representing Transylvania!

And though it's true my legacy is based on yours,

With the stories of today, I have spread much more gore.

I'll be spying on you through the thresholds of my mansion.

So take a seat, and I'll show you the true killing fashion!

Vlad:
With those tasteless raps, you’re even more brainless than Mehmed,

So I shall end faster this guano freak and struck him for dead!

A wannabe of me thinks he’ll win with his gross lyrical killing spree,

Just try to step to me, and I’ll extinguish this not so thrilling species.

I even find a werewolf scarier than this undisciplined brute!

You’ll be left for dead, when this warrior is done with this crook!

And while I’m out, fighting and catch my foes with my tactical traps,

You’re too afraid of the light, staying hidden like a scary cat!

I think it’s time to show YOU who can bring more gore!

For me you look like someone who can clean my kingdom floors!

This vilified piece of trash will find a Voivode isn’t easy to surpass,

So you can suck more than my blood, when I’m done with your ass!

Dracula:
Watch out, cause I'm gonna leave you delusional!

But, wait! You already are! Historians say: you’re not original!

Your story sounds made up, like what the fuck is Wallachia?

It's straight from a fairytale, I'd prefer to call it Narnia!

I'm the one and only Dracula, so Count on this, bitch!

You a being a warrior is absolute bullshit!

The sun is setting, and now the moon is blowing the tide,

And now I will turn the tables and let you be crucified!

Vlad:
Let’s see if this Twilight bitch can stand a chance against my crew,

Frankly, I found Silence of the Lambs more frightening than you!

So I shall Order my Dragon to kill you, in the same manner as my dad,

Looks like I left you silenced, since I impaled you so bad!

WHO WON? Count Dracula Vlad the Impaler

Drak's Series!!!