User blog:WonderPikachu12/Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney: Little Mac (Dean624) vs Wii Fit Trainer (WonderPikachu12)

As one of the first battles of round one of Whale's SSB4 Tourney, we see boxer champion, Little Mac, and fitness instructor, Wii Fit Trainer, go toe to toe with one another in a battle of who has the better work-out regimen.

Little Mac
Little Mac just arrived to take down this gym class joke,

You're about to be knocked out just like Don Flamenco.

I'm a main protagonist, and a true master brawler,

You aren't popular, your game is $100 dollars!

You can't defeat Little Mac, I've got the power within,

Prepare yourself girl, I'm a more of a boss than Mike Tyson.

You wanna Punch-Out, I'll be aiming for your head,

You'll be bleeding in pain, then in the end, you'll be announced dead

Wii Fit Trainer
Sun Salutations, Little Mac. You claim you'll be my demise?

First, let's breathe in, breathe out; you need a Deep Breathing exercise,

You? A Warrior? Please, you're as stiff as a Tree,

I bring fatties to their knees, fixed the postures of Bowser and Yoshi,

Sure, Napoleon, you can punch, but I'm more flexible than a Cobra,

You spend hours in the ring, but you're as fragile as Joe. Go do some yoga,

I'll Twist your Spine, Torso, and a Single Leg, so you can't stand up to this,

First, watch me rap. I'm here to teach you the Basic Steps!