User blog:ScoobyWho/Smaug vs Toothless

This time, the last dragon of Middle Earth, Smaug raps against Toothless, the last Night Fury

Cast

 * Nice Peter as Smaug
 * EpicLLOYD as Toothless

Toothless
Let's face facts, you overgrown lizard!

You wouldn't be caught in a blizzard

I am the offspring of Lightning and Death, okay?

Bard the Bowman will slay you, hooray!

I am a Night Fury, bashing like a black arrow!

Try and catch me if you can, I'll go narrow

Arkenstone this, you idiot!

You didn't survive for 15 minutes outside Erebor, it's brilliant!

I'll Sauron your Cumberbatch of gold

I didn't think you'll be so old!

This battle's going to end with you on your back, dead!

Smaug
Where are you, thief?

You are a jet-black retard that is ground beef!

Let me stop right there, Night Curry

Otherwise I'll have unleash some fury!

New Zealand, my butt, your tail got cut!

Come now, step into the light!

You'll be smight!

My armour is like tenfold shields

Your armour is toy to a child

The style of you gives me the Hiccups

So get ready for some kick ups!

Toothless
Wow, I'm scared, not!

My style is awesome, yours is sheep snot!

You should've stayed in Erebor, Smug

Give your gold a hug

Magnificent? Tyrannical? Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities?

Those names don't describe you...

You've caused thousands of casualties!

Smaug
That's enough from you, fool

Stop being cool!

I got interviewed by Colbert, keeping it real, yo!

My raps have got the flow!

I've got to destory a town with billions of people

I'm like a wolf among sheep, I'll land on thier steeple

and say...

I AM FIRE!, I AM DEATH!

Who Won?
WHO WON? Smaug Toothless Tie