User blog:WonderPikachu12/Andrew Hussie vs Homer

'Creator of Homestuck, Andrew Hussie, and writer of the Odyssey, Homer, rap to see who is the better writer of epics.'

EpicLLOYD as Homer Either Nice Peter or Dante as Andrew Hussie

Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMlVayY4ecU

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HOMER

VS

ANDREW HUSSIIIEEE

BEGIN!

(Starts at 0:13)

Homer:

Geia sas, Andrew. You're about to face a real poet

I'll write an odyssey about your downfall before you even know it

Face the wrath of Poseidon, be ensnared by Circe

Then unleash a Mobius Double Reacharound Virus, see?

I'm a real master of stories and adventures beyond compare

You write about teens and the struggles they share

I leave the gods in my wake! Listen to their calls

They're telling you to stop because your epics aren't droll

Hussie:

You wanna step up to me, Homer? I got no Time

I spit raps doper than Dave, the Knight of Rhyme

Your stories are a joke! Except they're not compelling or funny, yeah

I'm gonna own this battle harder than I did MeGaLoVania

Everything you write is just fanfiction of Greek gods! Really?

Even Jade agrees that your epics are absolutely silly

I'll find your Achilles' heel and let your blood trickle

And hell, while you're at it, you can inspect my pickle

Homer:

Yeah, with those fat lips of yours, you sure are spitting out rhymes

Come on, Homestuck is best compared to a story based off of mine!

You're literally a Waste of Space, probably from the Land of Failure and Frogs

Give up now, Hussie! Learn from Karkat to obey the wrath of the gods!

The most important Homestuck character is an alien puppet! What is this?

You think you're so Slick with your 'Kismesis'?

Even Rose likes my epics and agrees I just owned your illiterate ass

And how can you talk tough shit when your first two stories were complete utter crap?

Hussie:

I have Calliope for a Muse, too, but better than the one in your hands!

And sure, Jailbreak and Bard Quest sucked, but only because I listen to my fans

You've got a real problem that needs a real sleuth

Hell, people even prefer the Simpson over you!

Ooh! You created a real word! I'm so scared! Not!

What's Poseidon or a Cyclops compared to a Lord and his Doc?

It's a Sburban Jungle out there, and Homer, you ain't gonna survive

If you want a chance at winning this battle, go God Tier and die

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE?

EPIIIIC

RAP BAAAAA-

TTLES OOOOF

HISTORY!