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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Gaming

BEN TENNYSON

VS

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!

BEGIN!!!

Introduction:

Welcome to the first battle of the series, A shifting kid vs Hedgehog? Sounds eerie. Which of the two shall rise to the top? 2005’s cartoon or Sega’s Mascot?

Ben 10:

It’s hero time to watch the morphing kid that we know, Heat-blasting a smurf who ditches every rose!

I will Omnitrick you, put you back in Sega in this scene, Hit you with grandpa’s plunger, make your Toxic Cave clean.

Your rings are going bankrupt, stop eating fast food. I was CN’s OG before your franchise went Sonic Boom!

You’re the fastest thing alive but can’t win the olympics? The race transforms when I unleash the one and only omnitrix!

Sonic:

Ask Usain Bolt, he knows my presence is his menace! Spindashing since 1991, still fresh in the present!

You’re too slow! 5x slower even if you try to XLR8, Not to mention, like your Omniverse, your Reboot was a mistake!

Baddest kid to save the day? But you’re Gwen’s bitch, While I’m schooling scientists with my bag of real tricks!

My spikes and rhymes cut deeper than a sword in the stone. You’re a deformed Chromostone, a waste of a zone!

Ben 10:

My career Genesis starts dissecting a hog into 16 bits. Scared of swimming? No worries, your fanbase has ships.

Ripjaws:

Say hi to sea’s demon, the star of Sonic’s nightmare! Forget going E.X.E, I give victims the real scare!

Water Hazard:

I’ll drown you with an Overflow, make audiences Upchuck. Be careful of Water Hazards, don’t end up washed up.

Heatblast:

Roast you like Lava Reef, your flame shield won’t save you, I’m hotter than your chili dogs, I already Blazed you.

Sonic:

Overflow? Pfft, your reboot makes Teen Titans Go say no. I’m fast and furious, wipe out your cheap forms solo!

Red speed sneakers, how I wipe up alien blood, Your Upgrades stopped being green, turned into Goop, just give up.

Ben 10:

This blue Diamondhead’s rants stink like Chemical Plant. Your forms ripped off DBZ, give originality a chance!

Sonic:

Take a Big Chill kid, you don’t own the classic games. If you want real Cash, don’t rap. Step up your grades.

I Raced Against Time, saving countless timelines. Travelled to the future, saw that I am your new tutor!

Just Super Saiyan’; you’re a green Albedo that’s trash! The Blue Blur puts an end to this show with a 3D Blast!

Ben 10:

Sonic Dash back to your zone; the zoo, and find a nurse. When it comes to games, and rap, you are the worst!

Sonic:

Step it up or become a Ghostfreak by Tail’s jet rays, Goodbye & Good Riddance; you’re catching Sonic Mania today!