Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

"Epic Rap Battles of History!"

- Announcer Epic Rap Battles of History #7 is the seventh installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features the German theoretical physicist, Albert Einstein, and disabled British theoretical physicist, Stephen Hawking, battling against each other. It was released on March 30, 2011.

Cast
Zach Sherwin as Albert Einstein

Nice Peter as Stephen Hawking

EpicLLOYD as Carl Sagan (cameo)

Lyrics
Albert Einstein:

When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown.

So take a seat Steve - Oop! I see you brought your own

What’s with your voice? I can’t frickin' tell!

You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell!

I’ll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford.

All your fans will be like “um, that was Hawk-ward!”

I’m as dope as two rappers, you better be scared,

'cause that means Albert E=MC squared!

Stephen Hawking:

You’ve got no idea what you’re messin' wit' here boy,

I got 12-inch rims on my chair, that’s how I roll y’all.

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll!

I’ll be stretchin' out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time,

when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind.

I’m the best, I’m the Snoop Dogg of Science!

I’ll be droppin' mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants!

Albert Einstein:

I’m the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on - if you could stand.

I’ll give you A Brief History of Pain with the back of my hand.

You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious!

Rippin' holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was!!!

Steven Hawking:

There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe,

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you’re makin'?

I’m about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan.

And while it’s true that my work is based on you,

I’m a super computer, you’re like a TI-82.

Carl Sagan:

Oooh!

Trivia

 * This is the first battle that features a rapper whose voice is modified.


 * Stephen Hawking is playing Angry Birds on his computer while he is rapping.


 * Suggested by: dronjo12

Poll
Who do you think won? Albert Einstein Stephen Hawking