User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.51: Zorro vs The Lone Ranger

Another amazing battle!

Good work everyone.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ZORRO

VS

THE LONE RANGER

BEGIN!

The Lone Ranger

TONTO! Round up the fresh cattle and the silver steed.

This asshole going to learn what it's like battling John Reid.

You're in Texas turf now bitch, so listen up to the law.

One step out of line and I will punch you right in the jaw.

I will lasso your ass then leave you in the dead men's mine.

Go back to Spain, with your shadow and drink some more wine.

Your secret weapon is a gay blade, what a massive disappointment.

Don't take off your mask, please! Here I brought some ointment!

Zorro

Zorro rides again, to take on a brand new adventure.

Give up now bitch, or this be the first time you surrender.

I'll be done with you in a flash and then escape behind my cape.

While you head down to brothels, Red Harrington will cry rape.

Have you met my sword kid, while you've got two guns.

I'm the biggest bandit in the business, I'm always on the run.

My legacy never ends, as long as I have got my foxy son.

When I turn on the TV to see my movies all I see is shitty reruns.

The Lone Ranger

Right that's it, put your hands behind your back.

Don Diego is done, less relevant than a pussy cat.

I told you not to mess with the Texas ranger from the old west.

Listen to my commands before I put a bullet through your chest.

Zorro

Hi-Yo, You can't stop me when I release my Tornado.

I will stick to comics as long as you stick to shitty radio.

Now give me back my sword, so I can finish you at last.

Turn around bitch, so I can slash a Z on your cowboy ass.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

