User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Andrew0218 vs ProbablyNoah - 4th Official Wiki Rap Tournament

Hello, come one and all, gather around the campfire and listen for a truly terrifying tale. It was a dark and stormy night, with two tourney battles left, people waited eagerly to watch two fights to the death. yadda yadda yadda rhymes, Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament, Humphry Davy vs a fucking dog. Hope you're all ready for this cuz I'm sure as hell not.

Introduction
Beat - No Limit

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOURTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT HOSTED BY DUDEWITHASUIT, SCRAWLAND SCRIBBLESCRATCH, BOBDAVE AND MEATHOOOOOLL...

(announcer harshly gasps for air)



VS!



BEGIN!

The Battle
(HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

ProbablyNoah:
If a fraud dicks with me, then the claws ripping free

Fazbear to this flawed SCP. Call this fourth loss a quadrilogy

A God’s pissed with thee, you munkee around worse than my sock

And even as a fighter, you're the worst horror writer since STOC

I steal wins like you steal series, my only Alternate is Legion

Check the title, I'm Epic. You don't even call yourself "Decent”

You're empty with Bigfoot and Yeti, constantly failing to prosper

Join the deadbeats with Freddy, cause on the mic, you're no Monster

Andrew0218:
You don’t know who you’re fighting, bro; THIS Predator’s a flowing pro!

I’m a Photoshop master; you ruined horror and Super Smash Bros!

I got the merciless, murderous disses, call me the Ghostface, Killah!

You’re just a Clown gettin’ Twisted by the King of Monsters, Godzilla!

You based your entire petty series off of sucking Jason’s machete,

This Noah’s goose getting cooked like a plate of creepy spaghetti!

Crawl your way back to your Ark, and bring along your AWCs!

Even Adam vs Eve’s better and scarier than YOUR Bigfoot vs Yeti!

ProbablyNoah:
Your attacks fell flat like your fans, so a rap rat stomps you like an ant

So get drunk off your ass and then join the track, you'll have a better chance

Andrews hopes are dead and Noah's the murderer (Confiiirmed!)

Your genitals aren't the only midget dick that's gotten burned.

Andrew0218:
The truth will make you see Red: you won’t get famous without Wonder!

Blinded Woman, I’m ‘bout to screw you up way worse than your brother!

Draw back the curtains since unlike your name, my victory is certain!

This Cancer-ous Karkat should have Stuck to fighting JackBurton.

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