User blog:Iliketrains455/ILT's Amazing Rap Battles 2: John Locke vs John Adams

Welcome to the second installment of 'ILT's Amazing Rap Battles'!

In this battle, English philosopher and physician, John Locke, faces off second president of the United States, John Adams.



ILT'S AMAZING RAP BATTLES:



JOHN LOCKE!

VS!

JOHN ADAMS!

BEGIN!



John Locke:

Hello little weakling

also known as John Adams

my rhymes will turn you blue

like that guy in Aladdin!

Second founding father,

vice pres to big George

<p style="text-align:start;">man, that was you?

<p style="text-align:start;">oh you so poor!

<p style="text-align:start;">your father wanted you to

<p style="text-align:start;">become a minister

<p style="text-align:start;">but you didn't take it?

<p style="text-align:start;">oh, you so sinister!

<p style="text-align:start;">You wish I was me

<p style="text-align:start;">so influential

<p style="text-align:start;">yet your raps will

<p style="text-align:start;">make you sound like

<p style="text-align:start;">your really mental!

<p style="text-align:start;">

<p style="text-align:start;">John Adams:

<p style="text-align:start;">Mocking me of being metal?

<p style="text-align:start;">Oh, so mature.

<p style="text-align:start;">They should locke you up

<p style="text-align:start;">and throw you in the pasture!

<p style="text-align:start;">Don't even mess with the

<p style="text-align:start;">second president

<p style="text-align:start;">Welcome to Hell!

<p style="text-align:start;">And oh, your a resident!

<p style="text-align:start;">Sure, I'm next to George

<p style="text-align:start;">but what did you do?

<p style="text-align:start;">crafted some books.

<p style="text-align:start;">that's it, dude?

<p style="text-align:start;">I went to Harvard

<p style="text-align:start;">yeah so I'm the smarter!

<p style="text-align:start;">you went to Westminster School

<p style="text-align:start;">I'm sure that was harder!

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<p style="text-align:start;">John Locke:

<p style="text-align:start;">Oh, I'm going to Hell

<p style="text-align:start;">Then I'll bring you too!

<p style="text-align:start;">oh look your fourth year's up!

<p style="text-align:start;">now no one thinks your cool!

<p style="text-align:start;">

<p style="text-align:start;">John Adams:

<p style="text-align:start;">Oh my term is up

<p style="text-align:start;">and I'm not cool? you lied!

<p style="text-align:start;">funny how not even Wikipedia

<p style="text-align:start;">knows how you died!

<p style="text-align:start;">I think I've said enough bars

<p style="text-align:start;">for you to suffer through

<p style="text-align:start;">you wrote your last book!

<p style="text-align:start;">time to locke him up again

<p style="text-align:start;">bye bye you schnook!

<p style="text-align:start;">

<p style="text-align:start;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align:start;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="text-align:start;">YOU DECIDE!

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Hint for Next Battle:


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