User blog:DemonicBeast/Shiftry vs Ludicolo

I'm also going to do Pokemon rap battles now. Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

LUDICOLO!

VS!

SHIFTRY!

BEGIN!

Ludicolo: Hahahahaha! Let's get this battle on the road!

It's me versus a carrot nosed, wizard haired overgrown toad!

I've got better defense, it's nearly impossible to get you in X and Y!

You look mean, but I'm gonna make you cry!

Brock had me, no one ever had you!

I'm gonna go mad and Hydro Pump you!

I'm LOCO! Go crazy, you don't have a chance!

When I win, I'll do a little victory dance!

Shiftry: Ha! Your rhymes are worse than your design!

If being a Pokemon was a job, you should resign!

I'll whip up a Whirlwind and blow you away!

Here in my forest, you're not welcome to stay!

I don't give a fuck about your better defense!

Who cares, cause I've got better offense!

I've got less weaknesses, you'll lose to me!

No pineapple ever messes with Shiftry!

Ludicolo: Good, but your rhymes need better flow!

You think you can win against Ludicolo?

I'm epic! I'll Mega Drain you till you die!

Don't even give me a look with your nasty evil eye!

I'll give you a bitch, probably a Fire-type!

A Psychic-type maybe. No, a Ghost-type! Psych!

You think you're winning! You're a bad rapping machine!

You're the only Grass-and-Dark-type I ever have seen!

Shiftry: You forgot Cacturne! There's probably more!

Bet you can find your friends at the produce section in the store!

You're Water and Grass! You're only one of three!

I'll shove you in a blender, make a fucking good smoothie!

I've got finesse like any Grass-type! See here!

I'll blow up with Supersonic till blood pours out your ears!

You winning against me is a total no-no!

Take your ass somewhere more befitting, like Mexico!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

Poll
Who Won? Shiftry Ludicolo