User blog:Dark Cyan/Cyan's Rap Battles 27: Guy Fawkes vs V

Hello, everyone. And welcome back to Cyan's Rap Battles!

One special right after the last one! Woo!

This is indeed the Bonfire Night special (as I won't be doing a Thanksgiving special because I'm British)

This battle pits 17th Century attempted Assassin of the King, Guy Fawkes, against the Assassin and Anarchist from The V for Vendetta series, V, to see who is truly the better ideological anti-authority assassin associated with November the 5th

Enjoy!

Beat: Fight For Freedom

Guy Fawkes
(starts at 0:22)

I show not fear against thee, faux-Zorro. I shan’t grovel

Against a clown who is not so much ‘Graphic’ as ‘Novel’

I fought tooth and claw for Spain in the Eighty Years War

Your comic series only ran for one year and was seen nevermore

To my song, to my actions, my hat, and even my fucking face,

To copied me to a tee. V, you are an utter disgrace!

You are an insane anarchist. An assassin with a Vendetta

But everybody knows that Rorschach from Watchmen is better.

V
(starts at 0:44)

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot

But I see no mention of your dishonorable intentions

In that old song. A hero, you’re not!

You’re a Catholic extremist in a Regicide conspiracy

I’ve dealt with your kind before, so full of hate and bigotry

This religious Terrorist should just blow himself up to the crowd’s cheers

I don’t even need to burn you. That happens anyway once a year.

Guy Fawkes
(starts at 1:05)

I’m about to slaughter a heretic like I were a member of Norsefire

If you continue to protest, ant, You shall be cast onto a pyre!

Cease helping those not pure in the eyes of our Lord God

Or you will burn in hell along with your little emo squad!

My night has become a time for joyous celebration!

Your legacy’s a bunch of Anonymous losers with child porn fixations!

Just like that bullet from Finch, it’s all over. You’re through

Even your sidekick Evey could do your job better than you.

V
(starts at 1:27)

I’m about to spit deadly like Mustard Gas against ‘Guido’ Fawkes

I’m so skilled, I’d leave you hanged, drawn and quartered for sport!

You took credit for the plot that you didn’t actually come up with?

It’s the biggest lie in history that had been allowed to live!

You’re just the Guy who got caught with the match and three score barrels

Serves you right for those sleeves. What truly ghastly apparel!

I actually blew up Parliament! Did the one thing you never could!

Watch as they all spit on your effigy before they set alight the wood!

Poll
WHO WON? Guy Fawkes V