User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battle of Fiction Season 2 Episode 13 - Emmet vs Po

So ye my brother suggested this idea when I was on holiday and I quite liked the connection. Never thought I'd use either of these :P Chosen ones who were in the right place at the right time.

The Cast
Jack Black as Po

EpicLLOYD as Emmet

The Battle
Po: I'm about to construct your defeat, you'll destruct under the heat

That Po brings to greet a weak Lego block freak

I'm a badass panda, with Legends of Awesomness to spit

You're a prick, made of bricks, I could beat you with chopsticks

Fought Tai Lung and Shen with my killer Kung fu

What did you do? Trying to save your world from glue

Batman beats you by a mile when you're lacking any wyld style

There's no Oog-way you could beat me, see ya in a while crocodile

Emmet: I'll count down the steps it takes to Kragle your ass

Of the Five you're last, with a traumatic, sad past

Without instructions you assembled your raps poorly, they're faulty

I'm an iconic guy, your films just bored me

I'm The Special, you're nothing, ain't that the truth

Run back to your noodle obsessed dad, Shi-F U

You've got a massive gut, all you do is cook

I turned Lord Business good, your second movie was a dud

Po: Those raps sucked, just like your double decker couch (ouch)

I'll eat you up without a doubt, now get the fuck out

You ain't worth a glance, take a Freeman acting class

How can you call yourself cool shouting WHERE ARE MY PANTS

You think everything is awesome? That must not include you

With a boring ending so predictable it's just like a Scooby Doo

You should not fight a warrior of black and white

Here's a fright, even in a spaceship im still well outta sight

Emmet: Seriously, Po please, it's so obvious Vitruvious could see

I'll leave you dead like your mother if you dare step to me

It's doomsday, killing this like its Oogway

Send your giant ass packing straight back to Taco Tuesday

You're fighting in vain, im more fly than your crane

When they ask who beat you down Emmet's the name

Don't you know, Kung Fu is straight up worse than Judo

Now this Lego Master Builder has demoted you to Duplo

Hint, poll and navigation
"My flows 100% original it ain't stolen from the rich"

Who won? Emmet Po