User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History! Clara Oswald vs Susan Foreman

So, yeah. Unofficial battle.

Cast
Angela Trimbur as Clara Oswald

Laina as Susan Foreman

Battle
EPIC UNOFFICIAL BATTLES OF HISTOREEEE!

CLARA! OSWALD!

VS!

SUSAN! FOREMAAAN!

BEGIN!

Clara-

Oh, it's you again. Shouldn't have told you about that TARDIS, but fine

Now you're here, I'm gonna lyrically rip you apart like a certain timeline

You're gonna fall, Sue, today isn't the day of the Doctor's, it's my day

You can't Carole A.Ford to be an actress anymore, it just doesn't pay

Run, you stupid bitch, and remember me, remember how you fell to my wrath

I've travelled through time, you left for some boy, that was the wrong path

Honestly. I can't really see why Doctor would want to be related to you

This is the destruction of your time, missy, this is the modern TARDIS crew

Susan-

Ha! You died too much, you're just a female version of Rory

And, please, governess, no sane child will listen to your story

You were born behind the face of Big Ben? Explains why you're an annoying tick

You were given an icy introduction to the show, this is the original, you make me sick

You just do everything that I do, and you're so thick, you can't count to Akha-ten

You argue with a police box? Please, how did the show get like this, and when?

Nobody likes you, your looks are your only attribute, I mean, you know that.

Barbara and Ian by my side, who you got? Nobody. Even you got ditched by Matt

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC UNOFFICIAL ONE-OFF ONE-VERSE BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Sidenotes
'''Dedicated to CJMaster. May peace be with her in her final days.'''

Poll
Who Won? Clara Oswald Susan Foreman