User blog:Joshuakrasinski/George Washington Vs King George

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES

GEORGE WASHINGTON

VS

KING GEORGE BEGIN!

KG
Ah mr.washington good to finally meet you face to face,

i've defeated you ounce now i'll wipe off the human race,

i'm the king and whatever i say goes i'm proclaiming  a tax on tea so cough up the dough,

if you don't i'll throw you in the dugeon where you will die in probably a day or so,

GW
well your majesty that pisses me off,

so it's time we dispose you but not with fisticuffs,

we are dumping the tea in the harbor we don't like this tax,

now resign the throne or i will kick your ass,

KG
you wan't war? well bring it on prepare your toothless ass george,

it's the battle of the century i am gonna come out on top again there is gonna be gore,

wait who are those folks coming up the hill,

oh no the found fathers i suddenly feel ill,

thomas
you best be running kingy your reign is at an end.

adams
you better start surrendering or it's your bones we will bend,

Jay
double j  is gonna rock you and sock you like a rock em sock em robot,

Thomas
it's me mr.thomas and i'm gonna tie you in knots,

James
your tyranny is over gonna bend out your willy,

so you best ready,

KG
omg stay back or your gonna hear my rule,

GW
sorry kingy but we all know your a tool,

kiss our asses your majesty you blow

james
we're dethroning you and sending your blood on the snow,

Jay
Your dead mate,

off with your head checkmate,


 * they all behead king george*

George
it's over my friends we have won our rights,

jefferson
yes our mission is complete we won the night,

adams
time to sigh our constitution of rights,

i will go first john adams there we go

Jay
my turn mr,jefferson is third,

jefferson
it's finally over we sure gave that king the bird,

madison
mr.madison is going fourth time to save the best for last,

GW
that's right mr.washington i sure had him on his knees,

all cept george
we will be in charge with george washington in the lead,

George
yes as our first president i will lead us to victory,

even though i lost all my teeth,

let it be known on july 4th our freedom was won,

now let's dance get drunk and have some fun,

now anybody got any apple pie?

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S EPIC *LOGO TURNS INTO FIREWORK* RAP BATTLES *EXPLODES* OOOOH