User blog:Tigerisnormal/Paul McCartney vs Adele - ORRBoUDQ (OGTTIAL) Season 1



'Lo there again. Hope you all had an alright Valentine's Day. It's Tigger, back with Munkee bringing you another installment of the Overrated Rap Battles of Undetermined Quality (Oh God That Title Is Absurdly Long). Today features British love ballad singer Adele against British rock legend and love song writer Paul McCartney, in a battle of wits and Brits, Bond songs and love songs.

Munkee's Note: This battle comes from an old idea of mine from when I was a new-ish user, long, long ago. Enjoy, fgts.

Paul McCartney vs Adele
OVERRATED RAP BATTLES OF UNDETERMINED QUALITY!

OH GOD! THAT TITLE IS ABSURDLY LONG!



VERSUS!



BEGIN!

Adele
Starts at 0:24

There's a fire starting in my heart and my rap ability

I bring the pain, set it to the rain hotter than chili

My Love Songs touch others, while yours are just Silly

Got overshadowed by John, now you're fighting me? Really?

Your singing's horrid, your mum's Rolling in her Deep grave

My skills are so far away, you'll be longing for Yesterday

No defense when I descend, rhymes that Fall from the Sky

Sorry, reverse Uncle Tom, but you've been Left to Die Live

Paul McCartney
Starts at 0:48

That's right, Paul is Live, and I'm Certainly Amazed

That Miss Less Swift Tay's got the guts to be Here Today

Seven years, only two albums, both were second-rate

You'd better hope XL's next album's worth your weight

You think I'm On The Run, but Honey, I Won't Go

'Cuz I'm getting Hi Hi Hi, you're getting low low low

Say Say Say what you want, I Can't Make You Love Me

But I'm THE Music Man, and I CAN bring your defeat

Adele
Starts at 1:12

Music Man? You'll getting Nowhere, Man in this duel

Different as Venus and Mars: I shine, you're a rusty fool

Jam with Kanye? Damn, man, you're your own career wrecker

Still rapping? You forgot to have MJ sign the record

Someone Like You could never grasp my work, much less victory

I bring my Hometown Glory, while you're only ancient history

Spitting hard hitters bitter! Now Paul is Dead, I'm the winner

Tits? No, it's the shit from this Brit prick that bit Linda

Paul McCartney
Starts at 1:36

Oh! Darling, your pathetic statements keep getting bolder

Melt my Heart to Stone? Honey, not with that Cold Shoulder

All you do is sing, been ‘bout that bass since I began

Facing off with this heffer made me even more vegan

All your songs are "woe is me", you haven't truly suffered yet

Level's so above, you couldn't touch the Wings on my Jet

I'd say "Who's your Daddy?", but yours couldn't handle it

Goodnight Tonight, Adele's victory tour's been cancelled, bitch

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WAIT, ISN'T THIS TWO DAYS LATE?

PROCRASTINATION WHY MUST YOU BE SO POWERFUL OF A FORCE FAK~



OVERRATED...

RAP BATTLES...

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OH GOD! THAT TITLE IS ABSURDLY LONG!

Who won dis? Paul McCartney Adele