User blog comment:GingerbreadMeth/The Tourney of Time and Space - Mr. Monopoly vs Duck Hunt Dog/@comment-26842383-20141212000328

(BARK BARK!)

''Thinking you can win by bragging bout your stache? Not so fast!''

It’s not over until this perfectionist pooch gets the last laugh!

Beat you down Here and Now, from the swamps to the valleys,

When we launch this finale, and send you to Hogan’s Alley, 

You’ve rolled the dice, see we’re not nice when we rise to end your strife,

We’llScrabble your Cranium, not Sorry!  you’d fail at the Game of Life! 

Seems you’ve lost this round of poker, I’m as rough as any poacher,

You can go broke off of two quarters, but it’ll always end in a