User blog:BasaltWolfED145RS/Epic Rap Battles of ERBWiki Semi-Finals: BasaltWolfED145RS vs AnimaShaun

''(Shaun walks to a graveyard, he sees a tombstone, and walks toward it, which says, “R.I.P. John. Cause of death: killed by an asshole.”  He places a wedge of cheese by it.) ''

Shaun: *sigh* It’s been a while John. Sorry that this happened to you, Kurai is a fucking asshole, which is why it says that one your tombstone I guess…

''(Shaun notices something behind him, he turns around and get’s in a stance, only to find a Beyblade Spinning.) ''

Shaun: Basalt?

'' (The Beyblade then glows and transforms into Basalt’s human form, HyperJacob96) ''

Basalt: Yo! (He notices AnimaShaun is confused) Yeah, I can switch forms at will. Pretty useful for scaring people! ^_^

Shaun: …Ok then…what are you doing here?''' '''

Basalt: Just looking at the aftermath of the mess Kurai made,,,gosh dangit, those are commas!! How the fuck do I keep doing this?!?!? ''(Note: Anyone who has been on chat with me might get the reference…) ''

Shaun: …wut?

Basalt: …nothing…By the way, it’s time.

Shaun: Dinner time?

Basalt: (facepalm) NO YOU IDIOT!!!! It’s time for the final semi-final round of the ERB Wiki!!

Shaun: Oh. Who’s my opponent?

Basalt: You’re looking at him.

Shaun: Ok…wait, I thought I beat you already!!!

Basalt: Long story, let’s just start before I waste anybody else’s time.

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaun: Ok…

<p class="MsoNormal">''(They get into position, but no beat starts…) ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaun: ...uhhhhhhhhhh….wh<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">—

<p class="MsoNormal">Basalt: <span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">— Ugh, hold on… (finds a man in bunny pajamas, and slaps him) WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT?!?!?!?! YOU’RE WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME!!!! WE’RE STARTING!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Guy in PJ's: Why? I'm trying to sleep!!! I use this voice for all battles, give me a break!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Basalt: Just start...

<p class="MsoNormal">Guy in PJ’s: Ok, ok, fine!! (clears throat)

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKI RAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">ANIMASHAUN!!

<p class="MsoNormal">VS!!

<p class="MsoNormal">BASALTWOLF!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">BEGIN!!!!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Basalt: (Start at 0:49)

<p class="MsoNormal">And now finally, all of you guys have been waiting for this to come,

<p class="MsoNormal">Where I kick AnimaShaun’s ass, and leave him all numb!

<p class="MsoNormal">You may have defeated me before, but I came back and beat Hawk!

<p class="MsoNormal">If you think you can beat me again, you’re gonna need a lot of luck!

<p class="MsoNormal">And remember John is dead, you don’t have any support

<p class="MsoNormal">So now I’ll kill you so your death is worse than the one in your Halloween short!

<p class="MsoNormal">Go ahead and take a shot, takes some steroids just in case

<p class="MsoNormal">Just remember this, I revived you in the first place!

<p class="MsoNormal">(end at 1:11ish)