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Nicolaus Copernicus vs Ptolemy



Nicolaus:

After Aristotle said:

"Oh, it's Geocentric"

You appear, yes you

You, the Egocentric



You allways follow him

The theory is the same!

It's allways geocentric

The heliocentric go to hell!

Right?

I made a Revolution

You a handful of fools!

<p style="text-align:left;">Me a million of followers

<p style="text-align:left;">You a theory with bad rules

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<p style="text-align:left;">You rely in the appearance

<p style="text-align:left;">Me in the acertainable

<p style="text-align:left;">My method is the best

<p style="text-align:left;">You think squarely like a table

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<p style="text-align:left;">Ptolemy:

<p style="text-align:left;">Oh, please, Nicolaus,

<p style="text-align:left;">Now you battle me?

<p style="text-align:left;">I hope the public knows...

<p style="text-align:left;">I allways win!

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<p style="text-align:left;">You never can defeat me

<p style="text-align:left;">My theory is the best

<p style="text-align:left;">It has so many proofs

<p style="text-align:left;">You can do the test

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<p style="text-align:left;">Four centuries before me

<p style="text-align:left;">Aristarch tried like you

<p style="text-align:left;">The geocentric win it

<p style="text-align:left;">Why don't happens now too?

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<p style="text-align:left;">He just has a only follower

<p style="text-align:left;">Selecus of Seleucia, it was

<p style="text-align:left;">That man has to be crazy

<p style="text-align:left;">He don't deserve a applause

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<p style="text-align:left;">Nicolaus:

<p style="text-align:left;">Oh, I writed a book

<p style="text-align:left;">It explains everything

<p style="text-align:left;">You did what?

<p style="text-align:left;">Oh, yeah, not anything!

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<p style="text-align:left;">You made some theories

<p style="text-align:left;">I accept that

<p style="text-align:left;">But keep it on you

<p style="text-align:left;">Can you understand?

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<p style="text-align:left;">Galileo, Kepler, Newton

<p style="text-align:left;">There are a few

<p style="text-align:left;">My most famous followers

<p style="text-align:left;">There are just a little part, for you

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<p style="text-align:left;">I'm Nicolaus Copernicus!

<p style="text-align:left;">You already know me

<p style="text-align:left;">I teach enough about...

<p style="text-align:left;">About the obvius thing!

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<p style="text-align:left;">Ptolemy:

<p style="text-align:left;">A lot of time after of my death

<p style="text-align:left;">In the Middle Ages

<p style="text-align:left;">My name appear

<p style="text-align:left;">In a lot of pages!

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<p style="text-align:left;">You and Galileo

<p style="text-align:left;">Are the greatests fools

<p style="text-align:left;">Two and two is four

<p style="text-align:left;">The heliocentric is not a jewel!

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<p style="text-align:left;">You and Kepler

<p style="text-align:left;">Are a stone on my shoe

<p style="text-align:left;">You insist and insist

<p style="text-align:left;">You should think too!

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<p style="text-align:left;">You and the Heliocentrism

<p style="text-align:left;">Are the worst on my life

<p style="text-align:left;">But there is a thing you have to know

<p style="text-align:left;">The best is not who has the knife!