User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Colonel Sanders vs Ronald McDonald

New battle. Totally not making a certain person win because somebody with the surname Shukoff stated they didn't like the other one :/

Well, got to go, I&#39;m almost at the bridge now. (talk) 17:55, November 24, 2013 (UTC)

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Harland Sanders

Zach Sherwin as Ronald McDonald

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

COLONEL SANDERS!

VS!

RONALD MCDONALD!

BEGIN!

Sanders-

So good to see you, Ronnie, why don't you take a seat.

I'll whip up some food for you that is actually decent to eat.

You creepy-ass clown, with your rubbish burgers and chips.

Slice you like the tomatoes, as red as the make-up on your lips.

This victory, I'm certain of. I belong in a hall of fame.

You belong at a birthday party, where the food would be lame

You just wanna take kids, and give them a special toy.

My food chain is worldwide, McDonalds though? Oh boy!

Ronald-

Welcome to McDonalds, Harland, I see you dropped in.

You face me? K, K, K. I'll just throw your burger in the bin.

Nobody likes your food, nobody goes to KFC, not one bit!

Because your raps are trash! You xenophobic piece of shit.

I'll rip you a new asshole, with your incompetent staff.

With your pre-pubescent cashiers, badly in need for a bath.

This is MC Ronald, spitting fresh raps in your food.

I'll crush you Sanders, no need to be crude.

Sanders-

I am a colonel, you're a stupid measly private.

I'll take your drive-thru and up your ass I'll drive it

KFC is favourite with kids, kids are your favourite things.

It's closing time, Ron, I've served you, I'm loving it.

Ronald-

I'm ferociously boasting my open toasting of this racist.

Making him quaking in his fakers store, poor you, slamming the door in your face.

You can't keep up with this pace, McDonalds is the better place.

Shooting flames in this dis, you Kentucky fried twat.

One final question for you: Would you like fries with that?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!

Poll
Who Won? Ronald McDonald Colonel Sanders