User blog comment:Joeaikman/Joeaikman vs ProbablyNoah/@comment-26842383-20140330005312

PN:

Aaalright, I'm only gonna say this once-

(Beat resumes back to normal)

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C’mon man, like yourself, those geography references were mundane!

The most annoying thing is- Wait, how do you even pronounce your username?

You’re just an attention-obsessed hypocrite, you’re not worth my time anymore-

Say you’re the winner? Well, on behalf of California, I say UP YOURS

You could say you’ve fallen for my rat trap, facing you isn’t even fun

I can’t even take you seriously- You even said you wanted me as your son!

Relate your rhymes to your Dickens vs Doyle battle, because they sucked, too

And since I’m so nice, if this offends you, hear my apology- FUCK YOU

I’ll eat you up like Mr. Ed, cause tonight, bitch-kabob is on my menu!

This battle was a SliceTheCake, you have less chances of beating me then your nephew!

But since you’re so persistent, I’ll beat the competition out of existence

Why’d ya slow the beat down? Even before-hand, your rhymes weren’t consistent!

<p class="MsoNormal">So hold on a minute, count your lines, six lines ago you should have been finished!

<p class="MsoNormal">Meaning you almost doubled the length of your verse, but you still couldn’t win it!

<p class="MsoNormal">You should’ve known to not play with rats, so find this on the map, douchebag-

<p class="MsoNormal">This Beatdown was even probably, I know for a fact that I just whooped your ass