User blog:Minipop56/Epic Crap Battles of History 1

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

STEVE JOBS!

VS!

BILL GATES!

Steve Jobs: Your tech is bad!

It's just sad!

You're getting mad!

'Cause my machines are rad!

You think you're cool?

You're not cool!

Dude, you suck!

You can't make a buck!

Your puny red sweater!

I'll send you a letter!

'Cause you know what, stuff this!

I have better people to dis!

Bill Gates: Well, you're not good!

Beat you I could!

My machines are nice!

Your machines aren't nice!

You are mean!

You're a bean!

PC's have fun!

Macs have none!

My raps are ill!

Your raps are ill!

Literally, they're sick!

Get them to the doctor, slick!