User blog:John C. Rambo/Random Battles - Prince Zuko vs Jack Nicholson



Jack Nicholson

People step aside, this battle is about to get bloody

You were the good and the bad, so you must also be the ugly

I made millions in Hollywood, acting is just my thing

Dev Patel was just horrible; you’re like Scar from the Lion King



You tried to fight alongside the prey you used to stalk worldwide

Your mommy left you, to go hide, the night grandpa Azulon died

Your family sure is messed up, I mean you just got fried

I like my meat cooked good, not burned alive on just one side



Zuko

There’s Johnny, Joseph, Jacky or whoever the fuck you are

You think my family is messed up! Let’s a look at yours too movie star!

Time Magazine had to tell you that your sister was your mother

And that your drunk dad was your grandpa, and that he slept with another

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’ll hit you back into your Cuckoo’s nest, right off your own bucketlist

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You acting sucks, and you look like you’re constantly in a bad LSD-trip

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Now take it easy, easy rider, you’re too old now for some action

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">When you mess with a firebender, you might get a hot reaction

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">To be continued..