User blog:CrikestyRMG/Pitfall vs Tomb Raider - CRIKESTY RAP BATTLES - S1E2

Pitfall vs Tomb Raider
Connection: Adventurers, Classic vs Modern

Ideal Cast:

JMB as Pitfall Harry

Lennaire as Lara Croft

The Battle
 CRIKESTY RAP BATTLES PITFALL HARRY

 VS

 LARA CROFT BEGIN!

Pitfall Harry
 Welcome to the Underworld! You’ve walked into Uncharted waters!

 I’m not gonna be beaten by this Playstation fodder!

 Jumping on crocodiles, swinging on vines, jumping over pits

 While a couple gun shots are all you can give!

 Kickstarted Activision, you started tons of bad sequels!

 Your greatest weapon is your cone tits! Those are surely lethal!

 This Tomb Raider won’t Rise but she’ll surely Pit Fall!

 I may be less pixels but I’m still standing tall!

Lara Croft
 Jumping on crocodiles? Try gunning down a dinosaur

 Crack your back on my knee and you’ll say more than “My spine is sore”

 Coming in from Saturn, I’m an Angel of Light

 And I’ll murder this hairy Harry in any sort of fight

 And you think my sequels are bad? Look at your “super” continuation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Send you down to the depths of Hell, this’ll be your damnation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’ll shoot you down with a pistol, and finish you off with a knife

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> But this whiny child won’t be given a Cradle of Life

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!