User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.9: Ronald McDonald vs Sarah Jessica Parker

Yay another battle!

Goodnight everyone.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

RONALD MCDONALD

VS

SARAH JESSICA PARKERRRRRRR

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Ronald McDonald

Order up! I'm about to serve up a Big Mac!

I'm rapping harder than Mars Attack!

Cutting up horses to serve in my sack.

Just hold back!

Don't have a heart attack.

I hit you with my McNuggets. WHACK!

Sarah Jessica Parker

Look out children for this clown.

Under that mask, his skin is brown.

Just because girls wanna have fun.

Doesn't mean you have to lick the Big Mac buns.

Hold your nose, here comes a knockout punch!

Failing to launch? Failing to serve lunch!

Ronald McDonald

Your going crazy, 50 years on a farm.

The Hamburglar coming, QUICK PRESS THE ALARM.

Having sex in the city?

You better calm down. Things are about to get sweaty.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Life without a dick, is your life story.

Running in circle, giving me glory.

I maybe a horse, but what have you become?

Atleast McDonalds doesn't serve bubble gum.

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

