User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 3: Iron Man vs. Armor King

This features Marvel comics hero and Avengers member Iron Man vs. Tekken character Armor King. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

IRON MAN

VS.

ARMOR KING!

BEGIN!!

Iron Man:

I'm pure iron dude. My buddy is Thor

And my name in real life is Robert Downey Jr.

I'm red! And my heart is not human

A leopard with a wrestler's body? Now that ain't human!

I fire missiles from my wrists and beams from my hands

Who can lift a heavy missile? Me and no one else can!

So take a seat, let see, oh right over there

On my 20k couch in my Tony Stark lair!

Armor King:

I'm King with badass clothes

You would have smelled my victory if you showed your nose

I beat the fuck out of Craig Marduk

And the Tekken ladies went gaga on my metal cock

I'll score a 27 kick to your plastic helmet

I'll bake your armor like how mama's make bread

So don't fight me yet. This is like Queen to a Pawn

Cuz I'll flawlessly K.O. you and that's when I'm done!

Iron Man:

You rap like a kid, dis like a man!

I'm playing your game and I'm the infinite dan!

I make millions punk! You're not even real

I'm adding you to my list of kills!

Armor King:

Green Goblin, Stevie Wonder and Bob the Builder?

Those are you friends? You couldn't be girlier

I'm hitting bad hits high, medium and low

I'd tell you who won here but you already know!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Just wanted to add one. Feel free to vote. The polls for the rbs 1 & 2 coming soon

Who do you think won? Iron Man Armor King