Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Epic Rap Battles of History #22 is the twenty-second installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features famous singer and actor Frank Sinatra against the lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury. It was released October 1, 2012.

Cast
Nice Peter as Freddie Mercury

Lloyd Ahlquist as Frank Sinatra

Tay Zonday as Sammy Davis, Jr.

Lyrics


Frank Sinatra:

Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!

With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!

Christ! News flash, kid: this is show business

Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips

Boom! Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet

You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat

That's what's wrong with you people; you'll do anything to get famous

You changed your name to Mercury. You should've been Freddie Uranus

Freddie Mercury:

You think I haven't heard those things before?

You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war

You had a hit song called "My Way", but someone else wrote it

You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!

You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance

I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants

Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're trying to bore me

When I rock the UK, South America gets horny

Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory!

Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy

You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows

Guinea Dago!

Frank Sinatra:

Guinea Dago?

Freddie Mercury:

Guinea Dago, Figaro!

Frank Sinatra:

Easy, Jaws of Life, I can't stand a racist

I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis

Look, we all wanna swing, baby, but you took it too far

You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!

Freddie Mercury:

I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed

I didn't leave a mark on history, I French-kissed it

I'm a champion of the world (world!), extinguished in his prime (prime!)

So kiss my ass, Frankie (ass!), but you'll have to wait in line

Poll
Who won? Frank Sinatra Freddie Mercury



Trivia

 * This is the first ERB installment since they both took a hiatus from the series, and also the first since Nice Peter came back from Europe.
 * This is the second rap battle to have an epic dance battle
 * The scene where the three Mercury heads and Sinatra say "Guinea Dago! Guinea Dago? Guinea Dago, Figaro" is based on the beginning of the Bohemian Rhapsody music video.
 * Suggested by: easynaming and Bryan Betz