User blog:Iamthelegion/Batman vs Morbius - legion of rap battle sagas

I promise, I will release more ERB worthy battles - when I can finish one... They are really hard to write without craploads of research. So here is a battle between to men of the dark night, the Caped Crusader Batman, and the Living Vampire Michael Morbius.

LEGION OF EPIC RAP BATTLE SAGAS

BATMAN SAGA

BATTLE 1 (out of order, I know)

BATMAN

VERSUS

MICHAEL MORBIUS

Batman flies off a rooftop, through a lab window and glide kicks Morbius. THen the battle starts:

Batman:
Come on vamp, I am the Dark Knight and you know it

I won't give you a chance because you'd blow it

What are you gonna do, I triumph over adversity

Look at all my Robins, I have an infinite legacy

Call me Blade because I'll put you six feet under

Just like I got Mjolnir I bring divine thunder

Come on, you're a failing scientist, I'm a billionaire

Don't tell me your life story because I don't care

I'm your inspiration, you're just another Marvel me

You're not Bane, you won't break me in your defeat

Prepare to be staked with my Amazon level flow

Ultimate verse you're Drac's prodigal son, you ho

Morbius is morbid, he turned himself into a vampire

Now Micheal'll perish from my lyrical holy fire

Morbius:
Doc Michael Morbius here to take this little bat

Your son was a tasty snack as well as just a brat

Billionare you may be, and you know where I work

A legacy of Dick Grayson and Terry McGinnis, you jerk

My ultimate Marvel could stomp your little Blade

Bane is a weakling, while Im eternal and you get played

Just ask Spiderman, you're defeat is on the Horizon

You lost a death battle, Taurus through you like a bison

I'm a vampire, this will be for you a dark night

Phobias surround me, you better be feeling fright

I never died but you had that thing with Darkseid

I'll rip out your heart with my hand, so go hide

Batman:
Don't you get it? I'm Batman, I took down Supes

You're just a pale emo, being punched through hoops

I killed a new god, may not have lived to tell the tale

Just had three movies and only one was an epic fail

I don't think you've even been in a single film

Being a little no-show while I was played by Val Kilm

Er, do you even know who the heck I am Mike

Remember when I was a vampire, looking hot like Spike

Your Ultimate Marvel was the weakling of all time

After you're done your penance, I dare you to rhyme

My son would stake you like a Court of Owls Talon

That Death battle is a crude joke like Jimmy Fallon

Call me Michael Jordan, this verse is a slam dunk

Dissing my legacy and Bane, you must be an undead drunk

Morbius:
I'm not drunk, just short of three century's sober

You fail everyone, make your son's life dead and over

I'm an emo says a crying dude that dresses in all black

Your parents are as dead as Jason Todd so just step back

Look at the list of all you failed outside this debacle:

Azrael, your parents, Jason Todd, Bullock, and Oracle

You chase little punk criminals while I fight my curse

This was a waste of my time and your rich, so reimburse

Prepare for the end of you and your whole spotlight

Cause I'm the better vampire on this lonely dark night

Outro:
And that's the battle. Who won? And who is a good third party comics character?

Who won? Batman Morbius