User blog:TruthBrood/William the Conqueror verse (scrapped battle)

'''... So, I'm back, be prepared for mediocre battles. My return battle was gonna William the Conqueror vs William II, the battle of the English Monarchs. See, this is only William I's verse because there's little to no material for William II, put that on top of the fact that I'm lazy as Hell, and you have one verse!'''

The battle
'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF... Uhm...'''

William the Conqueror!

vs

William II

BEGIN!

William the Conqueror
The Duke has arrived to put his own child in check

I'm literally the reason you're alive, so don't even try to disrespect

This Norman colonizer who'll bring Doomsday, I don't even need to punter

That judging by the end of your days you weren't quite fit out to be a hunter

You'll get exiled from my kindom, (England!) If you think you're more fearsome

Of my lyrics, you'll be the victim, take you down like Scotland

I'm known as the greatest ruler, you're only known for your complexion

I've raided Denmark, created landmarks. You just ruined my creation

I'm London Towering over this inferior, measly middle ager

William II soon met his fate in Royal Forest, but you shouldn't be a hater of nature

But after this you shouldn't worry, you'll be left in the forest once more

You've just been conquered, number two, out of all, I'M the most adored

