User blog:YouTubeKorea/ERB Skit: Coming Soon

Fred: Oh, hi there, neighbor, come in. Welcome to ERB Skit. It's like a series of short stories that happens in ERBVille, where all of the people from ERB live in.

But here's the thing: I don't know when Episode One will come out.

(chuckles)

That's mainly because the writer dude is too lazy to sit down and do his work.

(chuckles again)

Don't worry. He assures you that it will come out soon.

Bruce: Do you actually believe that, you virgin?

Fred: Oh hi there, Bill, I didn't know you were here.

Bruce: I was here for, like, two hours, you dummy.

Fred: But how did you come in here?

Bruce: Because I'm Bruce.

(Bruce is hanging upside-down on the ceiling. He lands to the ground.)

Oh yeah, you know that we're not the only people in here, right?

Fred: What?

(Bathroom door opens, and John comes out.)

John: Peace, brothers and sisters.

Fred: In the toilet? Really?

(Anakin comes out of the sofa.)

Anakin: (deep breath) I am your fath- nope, sorry, I am definitely not this dude's father.

Fred: ...Okay...

(Sherlock and John comes out of the closet.)

Sherlock: Hmm, this is a very interesting place, my dear John.

John: I agree with you, Sherlock.

Fred: Wha...Wha...? So many people...

(Edward comes inside the room, shattering the window.)

Edward: Arr, ye scumbags, Edward is here!

Fred: Oh god, the smell...

Edward: Prohibition of soap. Nuff said.

Fred: Oh.

(TARDIS materializes, Doctor comes out.)

Doctor: Whoa, we having a party in here or something?

Fred: EVERYBODY, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

ERB SKIT
COMING SOON

Emmett: Not.