User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF News With Vlad the Impaler



What's up, сукаs? My name is Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia, a.k.a. Vlad Țepeș, but you can call me Vlad the Impaler. My homie BackToTheFuturama86 here hasn't posted a battle in a couple of whiles, so I canme and fed him his family until he said he'd make a new one (I didn't really, it was just bacon). In fact, I made him promise to use yours truly in one of the last battles of this season. Season 2 of ERBoBTTF is gonna have 4 more battles, including one with me and a kick-ass royale that has nothing to do with ERBP's new directors royale. After a while after that, he'll return with Season 3, with some great battles that he hasn't written yet. Just check out this badass poster that J1Coupe made for him:



Anyways, here's a line from my battle, unfortunately a line from my motherfucking opponent.

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With your Mercury mustache and the clothes of a blind lesbian

(Opponent's name)'s taking down Vladdy like your strategy is Fabian

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So, without further ado, Imma go. Viva la Russia!