Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 58/@comment-24408988-20151209045634

Inspired by the AWC a few weeks ago, I have written a joke script for the S5 trailer:

Deadpool is cleaning up the Stay Puft marshmallow mess when Iron Man comes and tries to blast him. Deadpool sues him for assault and the 2 are put on trial with Phoenix Wright defending Deadpool and Atticus Finch defending Iron Man, who is pronounced guilty by the judge, Col. Sanders, and put in a jail cell with Dr. Jekyll and Bruce Banner. Thankfully the 2 are able to transform into Mr. Hyde and The Hulk and break all 3 of them out. Once they're out, they hitch a ride from a taxi driven by Ronald McDonald, but run into a fender-bender with the Blues Brothers in the Bluesmobile. The Blues Brothers become injured and are taken to a hospital where Hippocrates attemps to do surgery on them. Once they're fixed, they head to a One Direction concert where Daft Punk is signing autographs. Unfortunately, Iron Man, Jekyll, Banner, and McDonald happen to be there too and the 2 groups break out into a brawl until Deadpool returns and sways them. Once they're dead, he looks at the camera and flips off the audience.