User blog:JKGame/My Little Rap Battles News with The Student Six



Sandbar: Whoa, hey everyone! Name's Sandbar, student of the School of Friendship, and my friends and I here to-

Silverstream: THOSE are the ERB wiki users?! (Squeals) Sorry, Yona, but now those guys are the weirdest things I've seen so far!

Sandbar: Wait, Silverstream! I wasn't done yet-

Smolder: Hold on, what is this for again?

Sandbar: I was just getting there, Smolder!

Gallus: Jeez, this is already lame.

Yona: Yona agrees!

Sandbar: Hey, hey, calm down, guys! Anyways, so before we begin, here's a battle you should check out. It's pretty good! Ok, now we're here to present some news for JK's series: My Little Rap Battles. Headmare Twilight gave us an assignment to do so since JK was pretty busy.

Smolder: Oh, so this for some rap battle series?

Sandbar: Uh...yeah.

Ocellus: Um...in case you don't know how this series works, it's just ponies and other creatures here battling some other characters, fictional or real.

Sandbar: We're pretty excited for the second half.

Silverstream: I know I am! Look, even the announcer's excited!

(The announcer reveals himself to be a timberwolf)

Announcer: MMMMMMMMYYYYYY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!!

Yona: Wait, why announcer a timberwolf?

Ocellus: He's not really a timberwolf. He's a-

Sandbar: Ok, let's just get back on track!

Gallus: Now you might expect Headmare Twilight to be in this season.

Smolder: But she's busy with all these headmare stuff.

Ocellus: So she decided to have another version of herself in a separate universe appear instead.

Silverstream: I heard she's battling some Canadian guy in a band! I think his name was-

Sandbar: Whoa, Silverstream! We can't just spoil things like that!

Gallus: Now that's just the finale. You're probably wondering what the premiere is.

Ocellus: Our school guidance counselor and her friends in it. They're up against another magician duo!

Yona: And battle coming very soon!

Smolder: And for the rest? One of them has a princess in it and another has Professor Egghead's captain in it!

Sandbar: I hope you guys are looking forward to this half of the season! And those who guess the first two battles we mentioned will earn some brownie points!

Silverstream: There's brownies? I LOVE the ones Professor Pinkie gives us!

Smolder: Don't get too excited. It's just some dumb Internet word.

(Cozy Glow comes in.)

Cozy Glow: Oh, hey guys. What are you doing?

Gallus: Better question, what are YOU doing?

Sandbar: Don't be harsh, Gallus. Maybe she's lost.

Smolder: We're pretty busy right now, Cozy. I think it's better if you leave us alone for now.

Cozy Glow: (Swears harder than a sailor and proceeds to leave right away.)

Ocellus: Uhhh...what was the point of that?

Yona: Yona has no idea.

Gallus: Hey, when are we going to be in a rap battle?

Silverstream: I know, right?! I want to try this rap thing!

Sandbar: Hey, who knows? We might appear in the next season...