User blog:Dark Cyan/Parody of Wach Parodies 2. BranFu vs CyGIR (Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde)

If you won't do it, Wach, I will.

This is a parody of wach's parodies.

It's BranFu vs CyGIR.

Connection? Duos that aren't Munkitteh, or as good as Munkitteh.

I wrote this because I was bored.

"Cyan wrote as himself! Oh no! Bias!"

Just shut up and enjoy.

CyGIR
This is getting good, Cyan! Like it should cuz GIRs in the hood,

And if these scrubs don’t git gud, they’re gonna NEED a bigger blub!

GIR, send me your verse first. After that, I'm gonna rock out

On this Discord-dwelling small fish and a fellow college droput!

I'm sick of them! Let's beat 'em then! We’re already more popular!

That’s what happens when you don’t write about anything in particular!

And kick the ass of pair of lyrically inadequate tricks

Ask this forgetful goldfish about a REAL pair of dicks!

Oh! KungFuGuy! KungFuGuy! I sent you a PM. Can you see?

Mofo, you’re just a sad meme after you got REKT by Tom Green!

(Ooh!) Was this your ‘STRATEGY’?!

Pretty sure Sega wrote ‘Waggle my Balcony’!

You’re just a pair of MunKitteh wannabes!

Unoriginal hacks owe the wiki an apology!

BranFu
Yo, Kung. You’re getting trash-talked by a pedo

Lets go old school and Bran-Fu on these cartoon-fapping wierdos!

I’ve seen less creepy child grooming from that Dinosaur, Barney

So stand back! I’ll show these bitches how we do things in the army!

Hey, GIR! Your Pinecest shipfics belong in the dustbin

I’d say your raps are a wet fart but you get off on guffing!

Why don't you twist upon deez nuts? I hear you're good at ball-busting!

Your private roleplays are Killer-in-PM levels of disgusting!

(Haha!) And we know you dropped the ‘writes’ because you don’t pen, Cy

You'll get an ass-rippin' worse than when you were banned for Hentai!

You're not a true duo. You write one character each, the wrong way

Oh, but people don’t know GIR writes most of your lines, do they?

GIR
Hey, Gary. You best chisel the rhymes of THAT loser,

'Fore I show him why Cyan CRUSHED Brandon for Best New User!

Bran
You want some? Oh, should I get a Doc ready for war?

Or will you duck your chicken-shit ass back into Drawer?

Cyan
How could you try to paint us in a manner that thorny?

You went and stopped your best friend from getting ahead in the Tourney!

Kung
No, no, but Brandon would beat your ass in rap battle, and teach you a lesson

How can you bring up Tournaments after your unlucky number Seven?!

Oh! Wait, shit! There goes my productivity!

Excuse me, I’ve got to take some time of inactivity…

Bran
Welp, better kill myself. Anyway, this wiki’s shit,

So you fgts can kiss my ass! Have the wiki. I’m sick of it…

Kung
Oops, never mind. I’m back, hyped up and cheery!

Where's Brandon? Fucking dammit! I can’t make a solo series!

Once I find another partner, you two freaks will get demolished!

New series co-written by Neo coming soon, guys! I promise!

CyGIR
Well, that was tragic. That did not go as expected

Shoulda made more battles than three and leave their series neglected!

It's kinda sad though, really, to see such talent slip by

But we’re both busy too. But we won’t let our own series d-

[User has been banned]

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC....

....

....

...

WHO WON? BranFu CyGIR