User blog:Joshuakrasinski/howard the duck vs spider ham

Announcer:

epic rap battles!!!!!!

howard the duck vs spider ham!!!!!! begin!!!!!!!!



howard: time for me to prove i'm the best marvel animal around you just live in a animal town you pig so you eat all the time what good is a pig if it rolls in mud? Your girlfriend is unknown plus you got replaced the sub mariner I'm gonna make you into a wiener





spider ham: I may be a pig but you have a bad movie having human girlfriends man that's not groovy my girtlfriend is an animal version of mary jane obviously plus i'm friends with deadpool too I'm don't eat a lot so that proves your theory wrong atleast I don't work out In a thong



howard: hey that is not true now that was very rude your about as naughty as rocket racoon



rr: hey!!!!! rocket racoon here member of the giardians of the galaxy!!!!!!! I'm tired of people taking me for irony I had my own comic and i'm loaded with an itchy trigger finger I got a movie coming out with guardians so you better watch out cause I am about to scream and shout I AM ABOUT TO TEAR YOUR LUNGS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





announcer: who won? Who's next you decide epic

(imitates animal sounds) rap battles