User blog:ShoopDaKev/I am... The Virus


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Greetings civillians of Wikiham. I am known as The Virus. Let me tell you a bit about my self.

I used to work for this, so called "Teslaman". Well, things aren't that simple, now is it? Oh, you have no idea. One day, one average day, I made something for this "Teslaman", It would've stopped all chaos in Wikiham. It would have been our savior. He looked at it, looked me straight in the eye, and he said no. No, he said. He said, it was too risky, too dangerous, he said it could lead to our demise. Now, I wasn't to happy about that. I worked very hard on this item, the item known as The Virus. What The Virus would've done was turn the enimies on eachother, say there were two thugs, they'd knock eachother out, with out even having "Teslaman" put up a fight. He must've realized it would work, and he wouldn't be needed anymore. Now, naturally, I was upset. I said told him he was wrong, I said it would work, I said it would stop all crime. He kept saying no, when I kept saying yes. It was only a week. Seven days. Seven days later he fired me. He, he just, ended it. Ended all I was working for, all of it, down the drain. Now, I have nothing, all of my money is spent on stuff I need, like food and drink, but that didn't last long. I became homeless, on the streets. I was like a turtle on it's back, wanted for someone, something, to help me. That "something", came, but to late. "Teslaman" came crawling back, asking me for my job back. I have pride, I couldn't work with this traitor again. I told him no. Weeks later, I became thinner, hungrier, thirstier, angrier. One day, I was walking, and a few thugs, came towards me. They wanted money. I had none. They wanted a fight, I did not. I wanted peace, they did not. They beat me, they bruised me. I was a speck of dust, in this world of rocks, like "Teslaman". One day, I found something. I found The Virus, but I realized that this one object, this one single object, turned my life to ashes. So, I became one with the it, making me, The Virus. So I started using this virus, to get back at the thugs, I used the virus to rob banks. I became what it was going to repel. But, there is no going back. I am The Virus.

If anyone would like to join me, inform me. I will accept you, but if you cross me, my wrath shall spawn.