User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence Redux 15: William Tell vs Jack Churchill

Before the Battle:
Sorry Dennis I can't wait anymore I really needed to post this. I had trouble dissing on this one, so some of the disses may be ehh. But here we have Swiss Folktale William Tell and legendary WW2 Scottish hero Jack Churchill at each other. The connection both heroes who used bows. Sorry if it's not good, I tried the best I could. As well the it's 6-6, so sorry if that is a bit wonky for you, but I think it fits for this beat. Also no timestamps on the beat.

William Tell vs Jack Chuchill:


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Beat:
http://www.shadowville.com/123932/genres/gangsta-beats/ring-of-gullion

William Tell:
Why don’t you just step down you can’t take someone who murdered the crown

You clown you weren’t even satisfied with being safe and sound!

But you’re an arrogant man who doesn’t care about people’s safety, SO STAND-

At attention while I’m truly in contention with your horrible bagpipes jam!

So you give no hoots about yourself doesn’t mean you have to say screw the others

 You’re a douchey dude who’s only in it for the glory, but that’s a story for another-



Jack Churchill:
Oi there laddie need to interrupt before more bullshit you spew erupts!

<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like the mountain of crap you’ve been through which your story corrupts!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gimme a break laddie ya shoot apples off people’s heads

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re a mess who needed more prison time in bed

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ya don't even use a real long bow sonny, that’s just clunky

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(85,107,47);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">A chunky piece of equipment that does shite in my military!

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William Tell:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You were also captured how dare you try and give me a lecture!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a protector of my family and people, who put down an army with pleasure!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re bow was a one hit wonder and really your job against the Japanese was a blunder

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You shoulda stuck to being a gunner because I am bringing down the flowing thunder!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I was given gold while your paper money system is plain old

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">After this you’ll be like your retirement washed up and staying old!

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Jack Churchill:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So you killed an evil Gessler big deal, are you for real?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I capped sixty five prisoner lives ain’t that a steal?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the Mad Jack proud leader of my subordinates well

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I make it a point to appoint fairytales like you to hell!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#556b2f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a true legend you’re nothing, but a true blithering bellend

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(85,107,47);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But I’ll be hella yellin’ if you take down an NCO in a second

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Who Won? Who will be next? We'll see! Rap (bagpipes jam) Battles of Excellence REDUX!

Who Won? William Tell Jack Churchill Tie