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OMHG BEST ERB RAPPERS EVER

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CARL!

VERSUS!

EVERMORE RAVEN!

BEGIN!

CARL!:

I was told to stay back and I left the whole vid,

Now let’s see which person is better fit,

As the bestest ever rapper in an ERB, ever,

I killed my own mother, you’re made of feathers!

I was mentioned twice, your line didn’t exist,

Now prepare to chow down on my big, throbbing fist.

You’re ugly, and fat, and black, no one likes you.

Nobody will ever fuck you.

Raven:

CAW! At least I had a line! Prepare to burn,

In gigantic white splooges that are my turds,

I eat worms and shit them; you’re a little cuntwiggle,

I’m prepared to use my coat to make this girl giggle!

CARL!:

Whatcha gonna do, I’m unstoppable! Unlike your verse!

I cut you off like a limb, I bet that hurts!

Raven:

Not even, how could doing that bring harm?

You’re raised by a mental cop on the wrong law arm!

I fly overhead, pooping on you til you’re dead!

I saw Shane coming before your mom ever did!

Lump:

Wow. Much battle. Much fail. I win.

Such great cameo here. Very I was in.

Woof woof. I’m good dog. I rap much well.

Chow on crows. Poop on humans. My nose says you smell.

Banana:

I was chopped by Rhett, stepping to me, you'll regret,

I'm the most appealing cameo yet!

You wanna taste something long, and yellow?

Come over here and lick-

Donatello:

This mofo's been sliced by Donatello.

Kurt:

I’m mysterious, the greatest. Better than the Caucasians.

I’m known for best cameo, you’re all just basics.

I was pulled in off the streets, it was my destiny,

To burn, Mexican-Food style, all these peasants as I speak.

I got Hispanic magic, to turn your fates tragic,

Got my homeboy suggestors

Wachowman and Scraw:

Hell yeah!

Kurt:

And now that I’ve been added,

How’re you gonna retaliate, escape with your mentality?

I won before your lives begun, face reality.

Loygansono55:

Me and Wallace here are flawless!

…Uh, Wallace?

Poop.

CW, take it away!

Captain Warrior:

Last time I-

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SHITSTORYY!

Who won? CARL! Evermore Raven Lump Banana Kurt Loyg and CW Me