User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Mewtwo vs Dolly the Sheep

As always, the images will be posted later on today.

Welcome to the 13th episode of ERB: PvH. Today we have a very awkward matchup from the only person who would be able to concoct this weird idea, Barry (<3).

In one corner, we have Mewtwo. You know, the only cloned pokemon that we know of, at least, until halfway through the first movie. And in the other corver, we have the only sheep cloned through an adult somatic cell, Dolly the Sheep.

I told you it was a weird matchup.

Anyway, here it is.

Locations:
Mewtwo: The arena where all the pokemon were cloned.

Dolly the Sheep: Roslin Institute.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES! POKEMON VS HISTORY

MEWTWO, THE GENETIC POKEMON

VERSUS

DOLLY... THE... Sheep?

BAAAAAA-GIN!

THE BATTLE
Mewtwo:

This must be just a dream, I’m fighting a sheep.

I’ve cloned several pokemon, you eat where you sleep!

Behold my powers! I hope you know how to cower!

You’ll end up like the sheep you were cloned from, get devoured!

I hear you’re going country, I hope you can parton me

You should be infected with Arthritis and start walking stiffly!

Died at the age of six, Scientists didn’t know it was the end!

Since then, Sheep and Pokemon can NEVER be friends!

Dolly The Sheep:

Know how to cower? Braaaaaaaaah, you’re evil!

Calm your mind, you weren’t much worse in the sequel.

I preferred your mirage, it was much more stable

You’re so conceited, my scientists wouldn’t watch you on cable!

I created twins, you can’t even breed!

You don’t trust humans, and can’t even look upon your needs!

You have no purpose, you must have fried your brain

Everybody knows your ass has always been poorly trained!

Mewtwo 2:

Looks like you need some help.

Mewtwos:

TRANSFORM!

Mega Mewtwo X and Mega Mewtwo Y :

Two new Mega-lutions! You can’t step to us!

I’ll take you down with my skills! Alright, that’s enough.

You can’t breathe! You got a lung disease! Take THAT, Edinburgh.

We’re striking back, enough for 3 rounds of applause

The only thing you’ll be known for is a mistaken first cause!

Dolly The Sheep:

Oh gaaaaaaawd, you two have to evolve just to match me?

You even called for backup, I was alone for TIME Magazine!

I don’t need your sass, all I need to do is each and sleep.

In the end, you’ll rue the day you messed with Dolly the Sheep!

Outro
Who… Won?

Who’s…. Next?

…

What the fuck just happened?

Epic Rap Battles… Pokemon vs… History?

fuck this, I’m out.

poll
I'll admit, this was a poor battle due to the lack of info I could find on Dolly the Sheep. But eh.

Who won? Mewtwo/Mega Mewtwo X & Y Dolly the Sheep