User blog:Chespin the Great/Rapper Signature Attacks

Hey guys! It's Jayhawks4ever! Yesterday in the chat room, we were having a discussion about what signature moves rappers would have. I decided to make a blog out of it, thought it'd be funny. Enjoy!

John Lennon: Takes Maxwell's Silver Hammer and gives you a lobotomy

Bill O'Reilly: Self-destructs

Darth Vader: Freezes you in carbonite

Hitler: Genocides your face

Abe Lincoln: Chops you with an ax

Chuck Norris: Roundhouse kick (Duh!)

Sarah Palin: None. She loses everything

Lady Gaga: (Leave a suggestion)

Kim Jong-Il: Bazooka Blast

Hulk Hogan: Leg Drop

Randy Savage: Elbow Drop

Justin Bieber: Forces you to listen to his music

Beethoven: Flips a piano on you

Albert Einstein: Rips a hole in you bigger than the hole in SH's black hole theory was

Stephen Hawking: Drops you into the Rancor pit

Genghis Khan: Stabs you

Easter Bunny: Chucks eggs at you

Napoleon Dynamite: Force-feeds you tots

Napoleon Bonaparte: Shoves your moon boots straight up your poop shoot

Ben Franklin: Earthquake

Billy Mays: Dies

Vince: Chokes you with a Shamwow

Gandalf: Doesn't let you pass

Dumbledore: Avade Kedavra

William Shakespeare: Puts you to sleep with stories

Dr. Seuss: Summons Cat in the Hat

Cat in the Hat: Makes you eat spoiled eggs and ham

Things 1 and 2: Annoy the crap out of you with chipmunk voices

Mr. T: Gets Hannibal, Murdoch and Face to stomp you out

Mr. Rogers: Chops you into four black dudes

Mr. McFeely: Delivers a lot more than letters

Christopher Columbus: (Leave a suggestion)

Captain Kirk: Shoots you with a phaser

Peter & Lloyd: Rap about your face

Master Chief: Plasma Cannon

Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!

Wright Bros: Drop bombs from plane

Mario Bros: Jump on your head

Michael Jackson: Moonwalks on your face

Elvis: Leaves the building

Cleopatra: (Leave a suggestion)

Marilyn Monroe: (Leave a suggestion)

Steve Jobs: He pwns, he smacks

Bill Gates: Triples the profits on a PC

Frank Sinatra: Gets drunk and fights u

Freddie Mercury: Wears women's pants

Obama: Calls you stupid

Romney: Hits you with a stack of money

Doc Brown: Runs over you with a DeLorean (and DALEK MY BALLS)

Doctor Who: (Leave a suggestion)

Bruce Lee: Kicks the Chair at you

Clint Eastwood: Kills you with an aspirin

Batman and Robin: Swing in at random times and kick you

Sherlock: Just stands there smoking while Watson hits you with his stick

Moses: Brings a plague of frogs

Santa Claus: Puts you on his naughty list

Adam: (Leave a suggestion)

Eve: (Leave a suggestion)

Gandhi: Yoga Fire

MLKJ: FATAL HUG

Thomas Edison: Hits you with a lightbulb

Nikola Tesla: Shocks you with hand lightning

Lance Armstrong: Injects himself with steroids to become SUPER LANCE, then runs over you with his bike

Babe Ruth: Hits you with a bat (Duh!)

TO BE CONTINUES!!!

Oh, also, leave your suggestions for other rappers below!