User blog:TheMindofMe/Pilgrim vs Indian. Epic Rap Battles of Thanksgiving

Here's the long-awaited sequel to Dracula vs Wolfman. Enjoy!

Pilgrim
You better run as fast as you can

'Cause I'll fry you in my pan

You gotta be a real man

Or else you're gonna get banned

Today is the day we are to come to peace

So au revoir, shoshanna. Let's all eat peas!

Indian
WAWAWAWAWAH! That's my battle cry

I'm the best in America, you're not even a guy

I'll shoot you with a bow, take an arrow to the knee

and I'll end any motherfucker like we're in a spelling bee!

Pilgrim
You can't even spell, Nietzsche's name is German

You're being a child just like Pee-Wee Herman

Why don't you come over here and we can have a gay party

Hey look, it's the DeLorean with Doc and Marty!

Indian
They ain't here, dude! You must be high

With you're permission again, I'll do my battle cry

WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAH!

I forgot how to rhyme, please bring me some weed

Turkey
Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!

Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!

Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!

WHAT DOES THE TURKEY SAY?

Hugh Neutron
*shoots Turkey down*

Wait, was that even a duck?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

NOBODY CARES!

Who won? Pilgrim Indian Turney Hugh Neutron

Who's next? Jesus vs Santa Scrooge vs Grinch Frosty vs Rudolph