User blog:ABunchofNumbers/Willy Wonka vs George Washington Carver

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Willy Wonka:

Look who decided to Carve his way out of his shell

The inferior black Washington, without The Glory of Denzel

Recipes are your bread and butter, but I can’t help but lament

Folks only seem to know you by something you didn’t even invent!

Ah, but there’s no mistaking the sweetness that I can deliver

The golden ticket for solid bars is this handy candy giver

Being rejected for your skin color must’ve been pretty rough

So I’m doing you a favor here, George; you weren’t schooled enough!

'''Getting Veruca Salty already? Well, Cheer Up, Charlie Brown'''

Seeing how you kicked the Buckett, you should be used to going down!

I got Mike control like Teavee, you’re stuck controlling plantation

'''Come on, beating Willy on the beat? That’s pure imagination'''

George Washington Carver:

'''Wilder only in name, Gene. Going nuts is what I’m all about'''

Wack-ass candy rapper softer than cotton, time to pick you out

I’m changing the soil of America, making the whole white man empire crumble

While you’re just soiling the pants of kids going through that creepy tunnel!

Not so slick with your shtick, you’re transparent like your elevator

Cooking up schemes and traps, purely a dirty child manipulator

I’m taking your ass down like the health violation code should

Endangering lives while flying away; man, you’re always up to no good!

I’m hanging out with Teddy and Gandhi, gaining praise and respect

Your only friends are those radioactive Lollipop Guild rejects

That is if you’re on friendly terms; I’ve experience when I mean this:

I wouldn’t be surprised if they work for you for even less than peanuts!

Willy Wonka:

'''Accusing me of slavery? Your judgement is rotten like an egg'''

You oughta Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-be-done pulling my leg

'''Your art is on a much minor scale. I don’t mean to be bragging'''

But my Wonkamobile just Roald Dhal over your little Jesup Wagon!

See, I’m more than you can chew, don’t have the class to top this

Your style’s so half-assed, I’m considering putting it in my office

Your molasses flow is Worthy of a Slug, you old slow-pacer

'''So you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!'''

George Washington Carver:

'''You’re the one who’s lost it. But if you really wanna get violent,'''

Then I’ll get you choking on my rhymes ‘till you really turn Violet!

Bitch, all you do is play second role to the heir that you’re after

Sad that even Tim Burton couldn’t give Depp-th to your character

Many things I could fix in life and drawing was my foundation

But even I would draw the line on your Tom and Jerry abomination

I got this con descending, don’t give me that memetic look

My legacy’s Everlasting, yours Gobstopped after two books

 Who won it

Willy Wonka

George Washington Carver