User blog:TruthBrood/ETBRB: H.G Wells vs Jack Arnold

'''Hey you guys! TruthBroodium, or TruthBrood here! Today we're doing H.G Wells vs Jack Arnold, makers of some of the best and worst science fiction works!'''

H.G Wells
It's the War Of The Worlds, as I kick this director's ass,

I'm suited, booted and moustachioed, get some class!

You look like a Creature From The Black Lagoon,

I writ such classics as The First Men On The Moon!

All you've done is have people laugh at you,

I've had movies about my novels made, they'd destroy you and your whole crew!

Yes I may be old, but you should know it's time,

That you pay for your Sci-Fi Crimes!

Jack Arnold
Heh heh, Wells, crawl back in your shell

Because I'll go Tarantula on your ass, and it won't end well.

Your fame is Incredibly Shrinking, man,

It's clear that's true with your lack of fans!

I'll win and surprise everyone, call me a dark horse,

But listen up, and from me you'll see The Mouse That Roared!

I was gonna be a pilot, so I could crash into your house,

Now shut the hell up, there's no need to pout.

H.G Wells
Saying I'll pout? You should depart.

Don't get angry because you have a broken heart.

You've made some of the most cringy films I've ever seen,

You have men in drag in your movies? Get off the silver screen!

Jack Arnold
I'm dropping box office hits, better than you ever could,

Your Sci-Fi is so dry, I should call you Ed Wood!

Don't mess with me, I'll show you my true power,

You look like you stepped in a Black Lagoon, go and take a shower!

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Who Won?
 Who won? H.G Wells Jack Arnold