User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg

And now for the next installment of the series that no one cares about.

Elon Musk
I called Musk (Hey!), I am here to help (yes!)

Washing Sugar Turd for Human Health

I have made brilliant innovations in the struggle against the dark ages!

They provide a place where you can find your aunt... a little racist!

In the Senate, I was called to Data Hack!

I behave like a robot in Star Trek. "We need Lieutenant data!

I am Tony Stark, James Bonds Peckler was thrown in.

After two passes through the Winklevoss Gemini, I made a bubble!

Mark Zuckerberg
The data is the commander of Lieutenant.

But I don't expect you to understand the organization chart.

Looking at me, I am here: I am (on), boss (boss), boss

And I burn like hot (hot) sauce!

You can't penetrate Zach. I am not blinking

I am the CEO who knows your ideas!

I am looking for your family. God, it’s dark!

I can't clean your father's clothes with Apar-Tide pods!

Check out me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp. position!

I clean my hair like a wet nap. boast

I am driving in a hatchback. beep!

I will complete your story like Snapchat. ghost!

Elon, you are just trying to distract her attention.

Your star disappears just like in a podcast!

Elon Musk
Joe Logan's Dope Smoking didn't let me move slowly!

When I conquer MySpace, that is the real space.

I got a loan from the White House. It is sent directly to the moon!

Now I bring humans to Mars, but I don't have your place!

Your platform will only develop depression!

Who used the elf without a friend who is in charge of interpersonal relationships? (Hey, You!)

You insist that you are a saint, but you are not!

Why don't you look at my lovely Dutch point?

I will be responsible for the earth! They sold our property to us!

There are many Russian robots on your website, so you should call it a social rivet!

Mark Zuckerberg
Oh, robot, I know A.I. You tweet.

When I eat the robot Morgan Freeman's toast, I am reading your feed.

You must start to sleep. We can all see that you are tired.

You will become CE and he will be released!

(Yes!) They all have these companies, but they are not complete!

I have one, I break the money: income, wrinkles!

Build an automatic driving track and take your ass into the house

Because this battle is like PayPal. is yours!

Bonus
(While translating Musk's second verse this happened and I had to add it to the blog post.)

I got a loan from the White House. It was sent directly to the moon!

Now I bring mankind to Mars, but I have no place for you!

You insist that you are a saint, but you are not!

Why do not you look at my cute Dutch spot?