User blog:PaletteReviews/Rap Battle: SherclopPones vs FiMFlamFilosophy (ft. wacarb)

SherclopPones vs FiMFlamFilosophy (ft. wacarb) is my first (seriously) written Rap Battle. It was released on February 7, 2015. Leave your suggestions on what the next one should be down below (could be anything), and I hope you enjoy this Rap Battle!

Rap Meanings coming soon!

Instrumental: INSIDE OUT by Allrounda

Lyrics
SherclopPones: (0:21) Wanna arm wrestle with the OG? Then come and bring on a fight! The name’s Pones, SherclopPones, they call me “Princess of the Night” Your a toy maker’s creation, trapped inside my crystal ball Set phasers to destroy, I’m the one who rules them all It Won’t Be Okay when I send you to the opposite of Heaven How dumb can you get? You can’t even count to 11! It’s one “Filosophy” to think that you can beat the original MLP parody, Put this one up the board, you lost all your originality!

FiMFlamFilosophy: (0:41) (Deuueaugh!) You’re rhymes are getting obnoxious, how long is this gonna last? Just remember, in this story, you're Shantaku and I'm Toggaf! You’re an arrogant pony, now ain’t that the truth? You’re a bouncing baby bunny burning brightly in my hoof It’s relatively obvious that people buy dead comedy The only jokes you depend on are witchcraft and eye candy! Call me out all you want, I’m still not a big fan of ya’ And your series sucks more than Twilight’s fanfic erotica!

Jenny Nicholson: (1:02) Watch and learn as a true thespian works her witchcraft, Call the fucking ambulance, ‘cause I’m kicking your ass! I’m work my gypsy magic, with eye of a newt and cinnamon You lost inspiration so badly, you went from A+ to -1

FiMFlamFilosophy: (1:13) Where do I even start? You try too hard to pester me! I don’t try to understand you, but I do enjoy your company You spend 24/7 complaining about how I’m a misogynist? When people watch your show, they fast forward 'cause it's not their favorite!

*record scratches*

Phil the Narrator (spoken): (1:24) And so, after SherclopPones, Jenny Nicholson and FiMFlamFilosophy thought they were done fighting, the sexy wacarb stepped in to set it all straight… awww, yeah….

wacarb (spoken): Shut it, Phil!

*beat resumes*

wacarb (rapping): (1:33) Well, look who happened to step in, I’m the Ultra Fast Pony! You two may have came first but you two both look up to me! I made A Library With No Twilight, I’m “ultra” legendary! FiMFlamFilosophy, you’re a fail, prepare to feel repeat defeat! And you two, Mr. and Mrs. Use-One-Joke-All-The-Time It’s pure eye candy, that you two think you can out-rap me in rhyme! I like, totally ruined your party, and I’m not going to apologize! While my series is going on, yours got hit by copyright!

Poll
Who won this Rap Battle? SherclopPones & Jenny Nicholson FiMFlamFilosophy wacarb