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Salutations! Welco-

SHUT UP!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

BROCK!

VERSUS!

Children:

Eeeeeewwwwww!

BROCCOLI!

BEGIN!

Brock:

I'm the first Gym Leader, rocking hard with my giant Onix,

You're a nasty veggie that's always riding on dicks!

Suck my Sudowoodu! Actually, you aren't Nurse Joy!

Kids hate you so much, but they've loved me since the Gameboy!

Broccoli:

I'm like a mini forest! No, not your brother, I'm green!

Nobody likes me, but girls still eat me more than your peen!

They'll drag your dead body away by the ear when I'm done,

Cause you'll always be the guy that people can beat at level 1!

Brock:

Serve you with butter, cheese, or bacon, you're gross all the same!

You may be a plant, but these rocks are crushing you this game!

You're so bad at rapping, so you even whiter than a cauliflower,

I'm the first Gym Leader, rocking hard with my giant Onix of power!

Broccoli:

That's it! Your raps are crazy!

Let's see how you deal with Tracey!

Tracey Sketchit steps forward from the shadows.

Tracey Sketchit:

Hold still for a moment so I can draw your bloody body,

I can beat your ass, so could Cilan and Clemont, buddy!

I was only in one season, I didn't stick around,

Now that I've won, I'll be busy celebrating in the background!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECI-

Children:

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

Who won? Brock Broccoli and Tracey Sketchit