User blog:Dragonsblood23/Steve Urkel VS Sheldon Cooper



To Celebrate my 1 year anniversary (Sunday) I created a Rap Battle of what I am (A Nerd) so lets see who's the best

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

STEVE URKEL

VS

SHELDON COOOOOOOOOPPPERRRR

BEGIN

Steve Urkel:

My name is Steve Urkel i'm the nerdiest at this rap, dog!

Raps so fast, cause I got the voice of Sonic The Hedgehog,

Did I Do That? Yes I did burn your calcuations of winning in your face,

I actually represent nerds to me your nothing but a disgrace.

You better not use your "complex" words cause there full of Bunkum.

Can't even lie to my face, so be honest that I'm Smart and your dumb.

After a date with Laura Winslow I might show Penny my "squirtle",

now Mr. DJ BRING UP THE MUSIC ITS TIME TO THE URKEL!!!!!!

(Urkel does the urkel)

(Sheldon Slaps Urkel)

Sheldon Cooper:

Plz that dance is worse then your attempts to get Laura Winslow

Hell, You even cloned yourself but she rather choose the clone.

You claim to be anerd but your Mario's Reject Black Brother with Red Overalls.

Your Family Doesn't Matter I cause the Big Bang to come out Theory and smashed into your balls.

Your Daddy was never shown because he couldn't ever be around sense I'm the better Doctor,

Get my Homeboy Leonard and even bring Rodney Beckett and shove you in a locker.

Steve Urkel:

Please do you even know my rap styles, there better then your Lantern shits,

You may have DNA of Spock but I am the more superior so call me Captain Kirk.

You Show is so bad nobody even knows the name of your unamed nephew.

Cleary you are insane and need to go in to an Asylum  because My Rapping Skills just beat you.

Sheldon Cooper:

I'm not Crazy, My Mother had me tested, So BAZINGA! I don't care

Beat you in rapping, Rock Paper Lizard Scissors Spock, all you have is square hair.

You may be intellegent but a least people don't think i'm some annoying brat with words.

For cleary in the end Steve Quincy Urkel I am clearly the KING OF THE NERDS!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who Won? Steve Urkel Sheldon Cooper