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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAKUITASTRY!



GEORGE WASHINGTON



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BARARCK OBAMA



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Obama:

Well hello there Mr. Never Tells A Lie or was the Abe Lincoln that was called that?

You’re one of the Founding Fathers but I’m the Founding Black Guy, Ben is fat,

you got a powdered wig as if you didn’t look like Betty White enough, you’re a little girl,

I’ve seen your style before you know, from Romney and McCain, now I want to hurl,

<p class="MsoNormal">I can’t believe it! You’re past, HISTORY, you now want to beat me? I’ll toss you over Mount Vernon,

<p class="MsoNormal">claiming to learn all of the lessons? You have a long way to go, better start learnin’,

<p class="MsoNormal">you died already, like Osama Bin Laden and Al Queda is on the run, I win by default,

<p class="MsoNormal">now if I don’t win this battle George it’s definitely going to be Bush’s fault

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<p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">Bush this, Bush that, will you blame it on someone else for once? Of course you wouldn’t,

<p class="MsoNormal">you think you’ll beat me, I can see it in the whites of your eyes, you couldn’t,                                                       you’ve been given up and taken in so many times, which parents are your Mother and Father?

<p class="MsoNormal">you need to be a real president! Tell the truth and not… ugh, why would I even bother,

<p class="MsoNormal">I killed the British with ease, it takes you 12 years to recall the troops back home,

<p class="MsoNormal">shape up, go to college again, you’ll have to go there again, read there tomes,

<p class="MsoNormal">the countries going to hell because of you, it’s time for you to be impeached,

<p class="MsoNormal">and to top it off, the 10 billion dollars on golfing is the best thing you have ever reached!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Obama:

<p class="MsoNormal">Now I did not do that, that was Bush, like I said, it was all Bush who spent it,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m going to make this economy a better place! Don’t get it all up in your grits,

<p class="MsoNormal">you think you’re a general? Nope, you’re just a simple, successful planter,

<p class="MsoNormal">listen Georgina, I’ve taken this battle like the two others, quit you banter

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<p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">You haven’t done anything at all! Do you think you can turn this around?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve verbally raped you, you can’t do anything to me! Go and lay down,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re wife has a stimulus package, why didn’t the media catch on?

<p class="MsoNormal">I may be history, but at least when I was done, I wouldn’t be gone!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –cannon sound- LAKUITASTRY!

WHO WON?! George Washington Barack Obama