User blog:SuperSm4shWarrior/Artists vs. TMNT: Gangsta Edition

This was made on a gansta translator.

Artists
Cowabunga, nigga, so let's git it on.

Reptiles against da fathers o' da Renaissance.

we's gots da classical technique

ta smoke deez three toed freaks back under da street. (Ooh)

ah take uh turtle an' ah turn him into mincemeat.

You don' really wanna step ta da Vinci.

ah love da beotches, ah like ta keep it mellow

So let me pass da mic ta muh motha fuckin nigga, Donatello! (Ugh!)

Hard shell, but you gross in da middle.

Wouldn't wanna whack you wif uh six foot chisel.

Born in goop, raised in shit

ah slice through uh group o' ninjas like fruit, oops! (Yo)

Raphael, an' ah came ta flow

Deemed dope by da Pope, an' ah boned til ah croaked

ah'm an emcee Shredder, but ah git da feeling

ah should pass it up ta muh motha fuckin nigga on da ceiling!

(Ohhh) Michelangelo, an' ah'm uh giant

ah made David, but ah'll slay you like Goliaf!

ah'm uh rap God, an' you can't quite whack me.

dis here battle's yo' Last Judgement, trust me!

we's drop science. we's gots da mathematics!

da architects o' rebirf is rap addicts!

You beat da Foot, but it won't go well,

When you catch an Italian boot ta da half shell!

TMNT
da wisdom o' our master, (Splinter)

Taught us not ta rush ta violence, (Master Splinter)

But our master, (Master Splinter)

Ain't here, nigga! (Hee-yah)

ah don' think you wanna mess wif muh motha fuckin katana blades!

git back in yo' floppy helicopter, fly away!

ah can bebop an' steady rock uh mic, sucka!

ah'm uh pristine Sistine nun chucka! (Ugh!)

awww yo, ah'm uh tight but rude nigga.

Put you back in skoo wif da tip o' muh motha fuckin two sai.

Uh, Dona-tell me who you be again, nigga,

Cause ah don' Gattamelata clue what you do.

Artists
dat's cuz you mutants is too immature.

You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in yo' sewer!

we's gots da talent, an' da minds, an' da rhymes so sweet,

we's be like yo' NES game, cause we's can't be beat!

TMNT
Yo, go ahead an' mah fuckin hate, we'll just skate on by.

You pimpz draw mo' dicks than New York Pride!

we's be da TMNT, drop kicking Italy! (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

Chowing on yo' tower made o' pizza, save uh slice fo' me!

Who won, pimpz? Artsy Pimpz Koopa Troopas