User blog:Christianthepupbot/Steve Harvey vs Drew Carey



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

STEVE HARVEY 

VS

DREEEEEEW CAREY

'''BEGIN! '''

Steve Harvey
Welcome to Family Feud, I'm your man, Steve Harvey

Drew's here to play, so come on, let's party

Oh wait, Drew needs a family to try

He doesn't have a wife and I think I can see why

Name a reason someone would call off a wedding to this guy

Survey says he laughs like the Joker and that fucking hairline 

Once we fight, you'll leave this Earth faster than that improve show

Stiles and Mochrie don't miss you, you know 

It's sad seeing people you left not being depressed

But on my street, they have a day for me, so as you can see my life isn't a mess 

Survey says that you're about to be served by me 

So let's see who's the true host, Drew Carey 

Drew Carey
Ah, Steve Harvey, come on down 

Better fix you appearance because you're on a real stage now

And yes, my ​ex ditched the marriage, but I find it rude-

That you cheated in a different type of family feud 

Could someone please tell me the price-

of the caterpillar on his lip holding on for dear life

Your just mad because my show has a much bigger budget 

''We got minigames, your fancy scoreboard doesn't cut it. ''

Now, guess the price of Steve Harvey's hair comb 

We got a correct answer, folks, it's zero 

So let's play Plinko, there's only a few dollars at stake

''But how can I expect you to win when you can't even read the name of a state? ''

Steve Harvey
Survey says you look like psychopath from a thriller

And they're saying Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?

Your show are more disabled than the woman you gave that treadmill to 

So name a unoriginal joke made about me Drew used

'There are too many to count! So we surveyed a hundred people'

They said you stole so many disses that it should be illegal

I got seven kids, so the family list is so long

The price might me right, but Drew's argument is wrong

Drew Carey
''Spin the wheel. Let's see, and the spinning is done''

For playing the Price is Right, Havey, it's a trip that you've won

The trip is to Alaska so I never have to see that face again

Now go play your little game with the crazy family of Sarah Palin

That game will get some great Steve Harvey overreactions 

I can't even find a price for your cheap ass rappin' 

So thank you for playing this game with me

And watching me spray and neuter Steve Harvey, the weirdest dog breed 

(The battle's lights go out and then turn back on with Steve and Drew on another game show's stage)

???: Put it on the board, because I'm turning this rap third party

You two need a true titan, so let's play Jeopardy

Alex Trebek
Please answer what I say next in the form of a question

These two idiots tried to rap without thinkin'

About how this show tests actual knowledge

So they can have fun surveying for prices

Here's the truth, I'll say for your misfortune

If I put your shows together I would have Wheel of Fortune

You're on my game show, there are no lifelines

I'll give you a good amount of time to find and answer to this rhyme:

Name a game show host who needs to be fired and replaced with someone new

(The Jeopardy theme plays as Harvey and Drew write on their stands and Alex waits)

Let's see: "Who is Harvey?" "Who is Drew?"

Both answers are wrong, THE ANSWER IS BOTH OF YOU!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

'''YOU DECIDE! '''

EPIC

*DING*

RAP

*BUZZ*

BATTLES

*DONG* 

'''OF HISTORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY! '''

WHO WON! Steve Harvey Drew Carey Alex Trebek