User blog:RubenKings/Michael Scott vs Leslie Knope - Rap Battle.

ALL STAR DEATH SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY! !

LESLIE KNOPE!

VS

MICHAEL SCOTT!!

Begin!

Michael: Hi, I'm Michael Scott. Well Well Well, How the turn tables!

the only way you'd beat me in a battle is if you wrote this in a fable!

Dunder Mifflin Paper Company is still the hottest thing on cable!

Check my mug, I'm the world's greatest boss!

I have a Ryan, while you got stuck with a Tom!

Pawnee Deez, I'm the Bomb dot com!

Leslie: Why Hello, My name is Leslie Knope!

You may be a boss, but I'm basically the pope!

It took your ass 7 seasons to finally get eloped!

That's right, I got you personally didn't I? Well, I'm sorry.

Nah, Screw it, at least I'm loved by my wonderful community.

Maybe you shouldn't have dissed my homeland of Pawnee.

Michael: Weak, How dare you? you need to learn to be quiet.

I'm on Fleek, Don't get me angry, I'm about to start a riot.

This is a Treat! You're never going to win, as for I'm a bit defiant!

I've got the salesmen who can get us the clients

it isn't science, you need to learn to be compliant I don't like you,

heck, you don't even know me.

I never thought I'd be rapping against the female version of Toby.

Leslie: Hahaha! that was great, NOT!

You failed to promise kids to have a better future, called it Scott's Tots.

You're in a knot man, you're not winning, please connect the dots!

Did I stutter? You're a shallow man who can't accept his reputation!

Parks and Recreation!

We're dominating the Nation!

I'm the Governor of Indiana, I make the damn legislation!

Michael: Enough is Enough! I'm about to shred you like my paper.

Dwight: Michael, I know exactly how we should break her.

Michael: Dwight, You ignorant slut. I've got this. get out of here.

Dwight: I shall serve and defend this company, however, I choose!

This battle is meant for you to lose!

Pawnee Indiana? hahaha Please!

I'm a volunteer deputy for the Scranton Police!

Let me introduce myself, I'm Dwight K. Schrute.

You think you're a viable opponent? That's cute.

Your show is basically what we did, but reduced.

I'm ending this battle. There's no other option!


 * Dwight gets interrupted*

Ron: Except for me, Ron Fuckin' Swanson

Step Back Leslie, I've got this in the bag.

A big nose rat, and a nerd I'm about to drag.

What kind of person are you, Dwight K Schrute?

Can't test me bud, I'm not afraid of being brute.

You're the only person who would ever kiss Michael's Ass.

If I had to choose somebody for Regional Manager, I'd pick you last!

Dwight: Who are you calling ass kisser, You're always all up on Tammy.

I've won, you lost now face defeat! whammy!

Leslie: Enough! What a bunch of Idiots!

Michael: Dwight, these people are Hideous


 * Dwight and Ron Bickering*


 * Leslie and Michael Arguing*

Creed: What did I miss boss?

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

Who Won? Leslie Knope Michael Scott Dwight Schrute Ron Swanson Creed Bratton