User blog:NovaBomb123/ERBoE No. 8 : "Sam & Dean vs. Dipper & Mabel"

"Sam & Dean vs. Dipper & Mabel" is the eight installment of NovaBomb123's Epic Rap Battles of Everything and features the demon hunters Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural going against the mystery solving twins Dipper and Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls. This battle was originally written on October 2nd, 2019 in anticipation for Halloween, but was not posted onto the ERBH Wiki until December 15th, 2019.

Lyrics
Sam is represented by Brown Text,  Dean is represented by Green Text,  Dipper is represented by Blue Text,  Mabel is represented by Red Text

Sam & Dean Verse 1
Hey Dean, Get this!

We got two kids...

Think they're hot shit

So, Let's kick it!

Now You're dealing with Team Free Will!

Come back to life, that is the drill

I take a chill pill, 'fore I Kill Bill

Hell, a burger woulda filled the thrill

So Pine Tree, you're the smart one? Crazy

Your vision's hazy about Grunkle Shady

you'd best flee and get back to safety

You brainy baby, we kill shit daily

You'd better back off from me and Sam

Knock your head backward like you're Lebam

You got your ass kicked by Jeff? Goddamn Man!

You were easier than my entrance exam!

Dipper & Mabel Verse 1
You'd Better Step away from Gravity Falls.

Call me Bill, I Poke you in the eyeballs!

I grab my journal cause some idiot calls.

And I grab my kitty sweater, cuz I got claws!

Summer is supposed to be a time of leisure

But it's my pleasure to apply clever pressure

Wrap you up in Mabel's Sweater, you stay forever

I rap better than Dippy Fresh, or whatever

Mabel will be able to get hateful with an angel

A bit unstable, but always faithful to Mr. Ungrateful

Cuz, I don't do anal with an angel on a table

You'll be stable and grateful when I drown you like April!

I've seen all you do with an eye of Providence!

You both drip false confidence, fear no consequence

Mr. Demon Blood still thinks about Jessica drips

And Daddy's boy picked up all of Johnny's habits.

Sam & Dean Verse 2
Do you two even know what you stand for?

Let's not ignore little Mr. Hardcore, A snore

You two have started a war, blood and gore

Floor it, run you over with the four door

Okay, Mason, your little equation is mistaken

Cuz you're a bit of a forsaken invasion patron

and girly, your pig will be taken, turned to bacon

and I can see you're shaken by the vessel of Satan

Look, Kids, me and Sammy got more guns in Baby Daily

Than a crazy lazy lady mag kept by Grunkle Shady

and we've stopped more Armageddons safely daily lately

than the time baby could stop a vaguely cocky crazy

We didn't need Cass to surpass and crash your ass

Shatter your dumb ass like glass, knee-deep in brass

This battle really was over in a flash

pass your stupid ass, cuz you both got no class

Dipper & Mabel Verse 2
Chipper up Dipper, let's get sinister and snicker

I got more presence on twitter with my twin sister

While you two drown in liquor and get sicker quicker

to consider a picture of pulling the trigger

You waddle to go topple, grab a bottle

I throttle and get hostile, bedazzle and sparkle

I marvel, you two stuck singing awful gospel

We'll win and I'll have your dull skull as a model

We're both dealing with some Lost Legends

since we all know about your parents

Cuz Sammy was more precious

Than Dean the reckless senseless menace

Both of you are Quentin Trembling

Lyrically you're still struggling

You two better get listening

Cuz your mom is stiffening

Poll
Who Won? Sam & Dean Dipper & Mabel Neither Tie

Trivia

 * This is the first ERBoE to feature a two-on-two
 * This battle is the first to feature a cartoon character