User blog:Spatulus/ERB Anime- Tomoya Okazaki VS Kousei Arima

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TOMOYA OKAZAKI VS KOUSEI ARIMA!

BEGIN!

Tomoya:

Who are you to challenge against Tomoya- the great and infamous?

Out of all the musicians I know, you are one of the lamest.

Could consider you're the nerd, out of the clique you were known

I emphasized 'were', because you have stepped into the Drama zone!

Get ready to get owned, and submerged by dead-zones

You do know what I mean, if you stop and start unplugging those earphones

Forever alone, do you know what true love really is?

Just try answering this question, have you and Kaori even kiss?

List me the days of blissfulness, that you encountered in your timeline

Every episode was a copy of Clannad, it's time for me to draw the line

Stimulation of sadness? Do not even start on the comparisons

Let's discuss about how I am going to crush you behind those curtains!

I can act, dance and perform better than your auditions and assemblies

The only thing you'd bang is your piano keys played in frigid frequencies

It is great that you choose to play an original piece so differently

However, right now you should stick to the rhymes that I've prepared so brilliantly

You know, many people call me sarcastic, and that is awfully true

So you probably should give up, oh right, Im talkin to a fool

I can see your true colours even if it might seem grayscale to you

Walk back home to your orphanage, and tell Tsubaki I'm cool

Kousei:

Oh wait, it looks like it's my turn already? Geez.

I haven't even started to prepare for my symphonies.

Or do I even need to? When my opponent's not very smart

It is the truth, check wikipedia, before I kick your butt.

First off, I would like to exploit your days of schooling

Where you'd remain absent, or wander around, girl-fooling.

Playboy, I might not be able to win a physical fight

However, have you ever heard "bark is worse than one's bite"?

I am referring it to you, because I experience no fear

The only person I am ever afraid of is my own mother!

You better flutter, and back to your Cherry Blossoms on the hill

For when I play my notes, guaranteed is the beat that I kill

I'd nail it, every piece and song that I play,

A professional pianist everyday, don't need a knife to slay

Kaori might not be here, but I can hear her descending with angels

Transcending my love in the rain of your batting proposals

Can you feel my words of calmness as I play it all deaf?

That would have crushed your heart more than Nagisa and Ushio's death!

What's left is Karma that rips off your remaining soul,

That winter was cold, but I spit rhymes hotter than burning coal.

Tomoya:

Very expressive, young lad. Impressive structure I must say.

I would battle you all day, but I have a family to raise.

What do you have that can possibly beat me by advantage?

Well all has gone past like water under the bridge.

Jumping into canals seems like your childhood game

My roaring tides will sweep you, and so will your name

I guess you're pretty famous for being a slave

For Emi and Takeshi will overtake you, once I built your grave

Like Fuko's disappearance, you will be conquered and forgotten

Even with Hiroko's lectures, you are still completely rotten

An exact reflection of my attitude in 'Summertime'

Call me a super badass, behold my bewildering rhyme

And the beat flows with me, survival of every hardship in life

I bring so much joy that I rescued myself and kept my family alive!

You play a couple of compositions, and cheating on your rival's sister

Charlie Brown is right, you can't do nothin without your assistor

Enough has been said, you really are a 'Human Metronome'

The one who won't quit, I would call you 'Melancholy Monochrome'

Kousei:

Remember Okazaki. You were once a robot too.

Or should I say you were made of trash? Nothin but a tool.

Let me claim this victory as I created this instrumental music

Can you hear the applause from the audience, for my masterpiece is nostalgic!

I will spread my light to the people like Im an Orange tainted prism,

Making millions weep in tears of emotion, as they hear this rhythm

That will outshine you like a beacon, breaking your Illusionary World

This time, however going back to your love is merely impossible!

If I was in your paradox, I would have saved Kaori

And our combo breaking spirit will be too much for you to flee

Like how Sunohara got owned by Tomoyo's amazing reflexes

We will not give in to you, like how I didn't until she collapses

Rest assured, speaking to you is quite difficult to register

It is as hard as your distant relationship between your father

Now go back to your family, before I finish my last syllable

You just got beat by my beat, it's called finishing it 'Classical'

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!