User blog:AwesomeGamer/Dis Raps For Awesome 1: David

 AwesomeGamer's just drinking his favorite soda of all time (Sprite) when he sees something on the bar code

Dear AG,

'' So, this is about my ex- best friend, David. He was my best friend from about Kindergarten to 5th grade. We ultimately did everything together until he betrayed me and went to go hang out with the popular people at school. He ignored me when I tried to talk to him, and verbally bullied me when he talked sh*t about me. I always thought we could have been friends until a couple weeks ago, when he took my "new" best friends and took them for his own. I wanted this boy dissed SO hard. Please dis him. ''

 From, Sierra

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ERRGH! Ya little jerk, you better proceed with caution!

'Cuz you're targeted by Dis Raps For Awesome!

What the crap is wrong with you? Betraying Sierra? She's the best!

Is this your goal in life? Ditching awesome people and getting them all stressed?

And just when she got new best friends, what did you do?

Ditch them? Well try doing that after I shove my fist down your throat, and verbally destroy you!

So we got this loser here thinking he's the best the school,

Being a giant jerk, and thinking that being one makes him so cool!

I'm tired of these bullies, so I rap for justice and for freedom,

So these bullies will get off this planet, 'cuz this world don't need 'em!

Get ready 'cuz on this next part I ain't gonna go easy,

Dissing you up and down, makin' you verbally queasy!

<p style="text-align:center;">So here's a summary,

<p style="text-align:center;">In case you didn't hear me,

<p style="text-align:center;">Your trolling's epicly failed as you can see,

<p style="text-align:center;">And I think all of us can agree,

<p style="text-align:center;">That you're getting verbally owned by AG,

<p style="text-align:center;">This crap is the worst thing I've heard since Glee,

<p style="text-align:center;">Giving you disses for free,

<p style="text-align:center;">Hey, you just got owned by an 11 year old, you popular wannabe!