User blog:Loygansono55/Sweeney Todd VS Edward Scissorhands

In this entry in my series of fanmade rap battles, Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber is pit against Edward Scissorhands, the incomplete science experiment.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Sweeney Todd

Nice Peter as Edward Scissorhands

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SWEENEY TODD!

VERSUS!

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!

BEGIN!

Sweeney Todd
Welcome, please take a seat, how much would you like off?

Oh, I don't mean that messy mop, I'm talking about your oesoph',

All you are is a walking household appliance,

A reject, a wasted, used up attempt at science,

You're a hazard unprotected, and abandoned by your lover,

I you had one, I would tell you to go crying to your mother,

My rhymes hit harder than my razor blades, God, They're Good,

In this battle, you'll be worse than the time you came to the 'hood!

Edward Scissorhands
A barbaric barber, who's going to get snipped to bits,

After you get mutilated, we shall see how you like it,

Such non-delectable treats, stuffed in pies made of meat,

Let me give you a free cut in your shop over in Fleet Street,

You've only experienced a snippet of what I can do, and you're scared, Poor Thing,

A musical? Ha, I've heard you, and you can hardly even sing,

Don't think you're going to win, Not While I'm Around, at least,

You're a dastardly demon, murdering innocents, what a beast!

Sweeney Todd
Did living in that attic for so long lower your common sense?

Every time you scare your neighbours over the garden fence with just your mere presence,

I Lovett, how dense you are, easy to manipulate,

Shy and gentle-hearted, but so frail and delicate,

Pale, Gothic, emo, even a social outcast,

Go back to making ice sculptures, while my business remains steadfast,

You're not even human, just some failed experimentation,

Hell, you freak, you're an artificial abomination!

Edward Scissorhands
You're an oddball, Todd, making a living killing,

And your pies are the Worst in London, hardly even filling,

Prepare for shear terror, I'm not a scrapbook making tool,

Just because your wife is dead, doesn't give you the right to be so cruel,

The trouble I go through just to accomplish everyday tasks makes me aggravated,

So I'd suggest you show respect, or else I'll dish some pain, cause I'm serrated,

Sharp as a tack, I'm undying, but I'm not here to gloat,

I'll just give you a taste of your own medicine, and slit your throat!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Sweeney Todd Edward Scissorhands

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