User blog:Howtobeme/Spider-Man vs Batman

EPIC RAP BATTLES of MARVEL VS DC

Spider-Man

Let me wrap this up, this bay will end up in a net

A cacoon from this web-slinger is what you'll get

I'm flying through NYC, chomping through the big apple

Being the best in midair against big assholes

You sleep with kids and take them in as your pets

Allowing them to die once the sun sets

It's Knightfall, my raps will weigh on your back

Bane to the brat who's mask I will crack

Batman

It's the All-Star of DC, OG of the Justice League

Billionaire with the money to leave poor Parker running

You're hated by your own boss, can't count the lives you lost

Gwen, Uncle Ben, and Captain Stacy were all unsaved and tossed

I blend into the night, never lose a fight

Criminals can't escape my sight, my appearence brings freight

Your movies are light, more popular is the Dark Knight

I can come back to life, while you traded your own wife

Spider-Man

Well at least I have love interests unlike you

Your lady's a criminal dressed like an animal too

Can I count the Robin's? You're too close to Dick

My raps are sick, you're darker than Lucius Fox is

Have some fun, crack some jokes, don't always talk like ya choke

This unpowered man-child is second to his JLA folks

Your enimies are clowns while I defeat real monsters

You're the most cold-blooded wimp I fought since Curt Conners

Batman

Sony belongs in Arkham Asylum for being insane

Thinkings this teen can keep up with the superhero craze

You're not a Amazing, but a disappointment who's out of his mind

Socially awkward, stuttering stick figure who's one of a kind

Yet you spend time wrestling, foreshadowing, and dwelling about your dad

Spending too much time on the sequel, making fanboys mad

Don't care if your qualities bad, now this is getting sad

The Avengers Assembled, save for this nerdy lad

Winner is... Spider-Man Batman

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed. If anyone could tell me how to make a tab where  I could show all of these battles it would be appreciated!!!