User blog:Gliscor Fan/WikiMAD: The MunKitteh King

This was pretty spurr of the moment, but it is also the first ever WikiMAD Musical Parody Sketch Parody Thing!

and stuff.

Yes.

Sorry for fucking up the Shaka Zulu hype.

Starring
Bantha as Timon

Tigerisnormal as Pumbaa

Wachowman as Simba

Loygansono55 as Mufasa

Silent Mocker as Scar

Mystical Trixter as Nala

Gliscor Fan as Rafiki

EpicNail as All 3 hyenas

Gilbert Gottfried as Narrator (fuck Zazu)

The Story
Narrator: Our story begins in the plains of africa.

Barry: You see these stars, son?

Wach: No.

Barry: Everything the stars touch is actually wet.

Wach: What?

Barry: Nah, I’ll die before that happens.

Narrator: Soon, the war flashbacks end and we are brought to present day africa.

Wach: Bantha, Tiger, get the hell over here.

Bantha: I am a munkee.

Tiger: and I hate black people.

Bantha: So together we are..

Bantha & Tiger: MunKitteh!

Wach: Yeah, Sure.

Narrator: MEANWHILE, OVER ON THE OTHER WIKI CHAT.

Silent Mocker: Fgt’s, I am your new ruler. I have claimed this land of stuff as my own. I am your king, and I most certainly did not kill Barry.

Lexi: What?

Mocker: I mean… go hunt for food and stuff. I’ll be in my lair plotting my evil revenge against Wach.

Lexi: But wach is dead.

Mocker: Yes, but he banned me from chat. So he must pay.

Narrator: And that is actually how this story began.

Simba: But Bantha, I can’t go back.

Bantha: I guess we better lighten you up then.

(sung to the tune of Hakuna Matata: Hakuna MunKitteh)

Bantha: Hakuna MunKitteh.

Tiger: What a wonderful phrase.

Bantha: Hakuna MunKitteh.

Tiger: It’s not like we owned slaves

Bantha & Tiger: It means no worries, until you pass away

It’s our problem-free… philosophy

Hakuna MunKitteh!

(song ends abruptly)

Bantha: I think he left.

Tiger: Well, he certainly isn’t here anymore.

Bantha: You’re not here anymore.

Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the plains of africa!

Wach: I know who killed my father.

Lexi: Was it Mocker?

Wach: No, it was Gliscor.

Lexi: The baboon?

Wach: No, the Hyena.

Lexi: There’s a hyena named Gliscor?

Wach: There’s only one way to find out.

EpicNail: Where do you think you’re going?

Wach: I’m going to go kill Gliscor.

EpicNail: Oh. Okay. Cool cool.

Narrator: and after about 3 seconds of being stopped by the most dangerous hyenas in the history of ever, Wach and Lexi went back to pride rock to either kill scar or kill Rafiki. No one knows who.

(enter scene to the sound of smooth jazz)

Wach: Gliscor!

Gliscor: Damn it. I knew this day would come.

Wach: That I would kill you for killing my father.

Gliscor: Oh. No, I thought you’d come to me to talk to your father.

Wach: Oh. That works too.

(potion happens)

Barry: WEEEEEEEEET.

Wach: Father.

Barry: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Wach: Barry, what the fuck are you trying to say.

Barry: WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OHBYTHEWAYKILLMOCKER-EEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(Barry disappears)

Wach: Okay, I’m going to go kill Mocker.

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the top of pride rock.

Mocker: Wach, you have come.

Wach: Lol nah. I have… decided… to kill you. In Smash.

Mocker: The fuck is a smash.

Wach: A smash is another word for

(Wach punches Mocker in the face)

I’m the king, bich.

Lexi: Wach, you did the thing.

Wach: Well, you know what they say… this is…

(sung to the tune of “Circle of life”)

Wach: IT’S THE CIRCLE OF WAAAAACH

AND HE MOVES US ALL

THROUGH DESPAAAAAAIR AND SOAP

DIDN’T DROP THE HOOOOOOPE

THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF WAAAAACH

Lexi: Wach pls.

polls
Oh man, how much shit am I gonna get for this? Yes No Maybe So Why isn't Bantha Rafiki Wach pls HAKUNA MUNKITTEH There are two episodes left, pick one for S2 Once Upon a Wiki Gone with the BreZ Wonder is a fgt: The True Story