User blog:Bobdave/Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy To Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy To Handlery Christmas Special - ERB vs Greta

Look at us with a Christmas special two episodes in.

So apparently Loyg was on chat and a conversation about who people didn't know before they watched ERB was happening and Loyg tried to say something like: "ERB is great because you can learn about more people" but misspelled it as "ERB is Greta" so this.

Battle
BOB AND LOYG'S TOO SWAGGY TO HANDLE RAP BATTLES OF THIS TITLE IS FUCKING LONG AS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

ERB

'Peter, Lloyd, Dante, Zach and Mike rise as the sun sets behind them. '

VS

*Whispering*

Greeeeeetaaaa....

BEGIN!

GRETA:
I'm shy, you go first

NICE PETER:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!

Welcome to me kicking the shit out of Greta!

I'm bettah!

EPICLLOYD:
Yeah, we're gonna smother you as if we were wearing a together sweatah!

GRETA:
You'll re-Greta the day that you faced Greta in combat

This all started cuz of a typo on chat

ERB is gay, like Dumbledore is

And everybody knows that Lloyd doesn't get the whoreses

DANTE CIMAMMAMIA:
Dante is scary, like Tori, Grant and Kari

You are a fairy! Ain't that right, Mary?

Takes Mary into her dressing room followed by loud grunting noises.

ZACH SHERWIN:
I'm the rap king, used to be Napkins, we'll SherWIN this

I'll pound you in your fart depth, all the way in it

I'll eat you up like you're some tasty Legato Gelato

The ERB crew is phat, but you're just fat!

PETER, LLOYD, DANTE AND MIKE:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

MIKE BETETTE:
My name is Mike, like what I grip

By which I mean I grip my dick

It's very thick, sick!

I licked a brick, ick!

EPICLLOYD:
I'mma cook up Greta with a side of feta

You're already on fire after getting burned by Betette, ah!

NICE PETER:
Nice Peter is my name but I'm not very nice today

We're on break from Season 4 but we still spit nastay!

I played a lot of characters, and I'm playing you

Ask a giraffe if you're gonna win:

GIRAFFE:
Nooooooooo.

GRETA:
Peter, lick my feet-er, Zach, smoke some crack

Dante, more like Bante cuz everything you say is banter

While I have actual disses, Lloyd, you're such a ranter

You can bet-ette that Betette gonna get beat-ette till with blood he's wet-ette

I ship Gretette!

Come here, honey

MIKE BETETTE:
I'm with her now

Takes Greta into the same dressing dressing room as Dante and Mary and twice the amount of grunting ensues.

ZACH SHERWIN:
Mike, you traitor! I hope you treat her right!

Because I've betrayed Pete and Lloyd as well, good night!

Zach joins them in the room.

EPICLLOYD:
Um. same.

Lloyd goes into the room.

NICE PETER:
y

GIRAFFE:
It's okay, Peter, I'm her for you, baby

Actually, I'm contemplating joining them maybe

Yeah, fuck you, an orgy sounds swell

So like, blah blah blah and go to hell

Or something, here I come guys!

The giraffe rushes into the room with a mighty thud.

NICE PETER:
Greta, you stole my entire crew!

So fuck you! Make like Link and eat dicks, ew!

GRETA:
I heard that, you turd twat!

MIKE BETETTE:
Greta, you're so hard right now

I'm very tight wow!

EPICLLOYD:
Yeah, shut up, Pete! You suck skeet!

This orgy is super neat!

NICE PETER:
Right, that's it!

I'M gonna dis rap you shits!

EPICLLOYD:
NO!

NICE PETER:
Let me start with you, Dante, with your fucking last name

How the fuck do I even pronounce that shit?!

That's some unpronounceable shit!

ZACH SHERWIN:
Lay off, man, you can join in if you want

There's plenty of room for your sweet rump, me want!

NICE PETER:
Don't get me started on you, Zach

Good rhymes you lack!

haaaack

Sorry, I had something in my throat

It was actually... surprise, a chode!

Nice Peter pulls off his mask, revealing himself to be Link.

LINK:
I eat the dicks

Time to join you pricks!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE CUZ I'M SANTA!

SANTA CLAUS:
I am here because Christmas special!

RANDOM JAMAICAN MAN:
KWANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BOB AND LOYG'S TOO SWAGGY TO HANDLE RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?