User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT 1: Hero vs. Banjo-Kazooie

Hey, there! Welcome to the very first battle of Rap Battles of All Time!

I wasn't sure what to do for the premiere, but I ended up choosing this matchup.

Let's dive right into this premiere!

"Protagonist of Dragon Quest 11 also known as Luminary, Hero, and the iconic witch-fighting bear-and-bird duo, Banjo-Kazooie, battle it out to see who truly deserved their invitation to Super Smash Bros Ultimate."

Battle
[Note: Hero is in purple, Banjo is in brown, and Kazooie is in red''. When both Banjo and Kazooie are rapping, the text is in white.'']

RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME!

HERO VS. BANJO-KAZOOIE!

BEGIN!

Hero:
It's no wonder they'll be releasing you after me.

Since you haven't had a great adventure since Banjo-Tooie.

I'll kick you back to the Edison & Dinger days.

​​​​​​​You're only here because of Minecraft & Fortnite crossplays.

​​​​​​​Get back in your plane, you don't deserve your slot.

​​​​​​​You went downhill after your purchase by Microsoft.

​​​​​​​You're more dead than Bottles, but at least he had charm.

​​​​​​​You should know my enemies never leave without harm.

Banjo-Kazooie:
​​​​​​​Wait, so you mean to tell me you actually have fame?

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​No one outside of Japan even cares about your game.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​We were actually wanted, you're just known thanks to Vergeben.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Stop 'n' Swap to Erdrick, we'll take you seriously then.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​It's Rare to see somebody who can pose to us a threat.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Try and step to us, you'll be ending up dead.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​You don't deserve your slot, give it to Geno or Sora.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Or we'll beat you so hard, you'll end up looking like Gruntilda!

Hero:
You fight by yeeting eggs, I suggest you leave instead.

Give your slot to Steve, Master Chief, or even freaking Cuphead.

You were guaranteed to lose, why'd you even freaking try.

On your way out, tell your sister I said hi.

Banjo-Kazooie:
I would but I can tell she's not interested in you.

We've raced and beaten Sonic, need I review.

Just bolt, cause you're nuts if you think. You can beat Banjo and Kazooie.

Cause your victory is less likely than the release of Banjo-Threeie.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [pause] OF ALL TIME!

Poll
Who won? Hero Banjo-Kazooie

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * The Kratt Brothers
 * Adam Conover
 * Jacksfilms
 * Photo-Negative Mickey
 * Count Olaf