User blog:MrAwesome300/Translated Theme Songs - A Google Translate Journey

I decided to do something a little different than the usual "Google translate these rap battles" and Google Translate the theme songs of famous TV shows and cartoons. For newcomers to my Translate blogs, I always translate the original words to Japanese and somehow get a very odd English version, and translate THAT to Japanese and then get an even odder version of English.

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Family Guy
That's a today

All of the things you see

There is violence in movies and television more,

However, as the following, it is good old value of them here.

On top of that, it used to because we are dependent?

There is a lucky Family Guy

People who are lucky men

It can be done actively it

All things that make us

Crying laughing!

He Fam ....ily..... Guy!

SpongeBob SquarePants
It is ready your child?

Love, love, Captain!

I can not hear you!

Love, love, Captain!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Yellow absorbent and porous, there he there!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

If you accustomed to wishing to voyage nonsense!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Then, flops and falls to the deck, like a fish!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Are you ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants!

South Park
Some go down to South Park, time to go yourself!

Without friendly to temptation, I am faced with people where humble!

That to leave the sadness behind my do, you are going to South Park

Parking enough jet, the 1st night, neighbor howdy our people!

If you do not relax, you can't go up to South Park I have seen,

Come to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

The Big Bang Theory
I had a whole universe of our hot dense state

After that, it began in 14 billion years closer to the pre-expansion. Wait ...

Earth began to cool,

Autotrophic began to drool,

Neanderthal, development tools (we have been pyramid construction!),

And we built a wall,

Math mystery, science, history, clarification,

I start from the Big Bang all!

Pokemon
I want to be the very best,

There was not anyone like.

In order to catch them, it is a test of my true,

In order to train them, to be, it is the cause of me.

I traveled the land,

I find a wide range.

I understand the Pokemon of each

Power of internal!

Pokemon, (in order to catch them all!), I with you

I know my fate,

Oh, Pokemon, you are my best friend

In the world, it is necessary to protect us!

Since (to catch recommended them all,) Pokemon, heart true!

Our courage, will pull through us,

You told me, I'll tell you,

Pokemon, all of them catching!

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Well, all the talk is what this is

It was reversed, turned upside down my life

And I think that time would want to take me

It sat there, just it,

I will tell you either became a prince of a town called Bel Air.

Born and raised in West Philadelphia,

I spent most of my days in the playground

All of outside cool, chillin',  relaxin'

The outside of the part of the school of b-ball all of the shoe!

The couple of guys were good at one time,

I started making trouble in my neighborhood,

Battle of the small one, my mother was scared, but I have,

Aunt of Bel Air and your uncle has said, " You have a mu"!

It came close, when I whistle, it was a taxi

License plate had fresh, the Daimira

If anything, this taxi, I would say it was a rare,

I said "Forget the no homes or Bel Air, yo",

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And " Yo I cried to smell the smell of taxi driver",  the house

I saw his kingdom

I last!

Adventure Time
Adventure Time, c'mon, grab your pals,

We go to the country of very remote.

Jake dogs and people of Finland,

Never fun is over, it's time for an adventure!