User blog comment:Joeaikman/If users were sockpuppets...../@comment-5754396-20140703105045

*Stutters* Um...uh...I'm not Coopay's sock...!

*Fiddles with fingers, gulps* Ahh...hmm...No, really, I'm not!

*Wets pants*

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