User blog:ShaunoftheRed/Ash ketchum vs Charles darwin fan Made

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ASH KETCHUM

VS

CHARLES DARWIN

BEGIN!

Charles:
You are skirmishing with the gentleman who specialized in evolution,

You are an ineffectual little delinquent who brings harm to animals for elation!

I am a respected intellectual, you partake in childish squabbles,

When I am done with you, homeward bound to mother you will hobble,

You insist on playing with "Pokéballs" and unleashing the monster within them,

This implies mild homosexuality. I'll refer to you as "Splash; Catch-them'"

I also think it is fair to protest that your dream is out of the question,

You strive to become the Pokémon master but I can promise this will not happen,

I also predict that your rhymes will consist of nothing but indiscretion,

Just stick with your pathetic duals, allow yours truly to execute the rapping.

Ash:
What the hell are you even saying man? You sound like a posh asshole,

bring it on! I have Pokémon! You just sit and think while I catch them all!

I don't abuse my animals, I love each and every one, bro!

you'll wanna gallop outa here because your selection is not natural,

Even Pikachu will beat your ass for a while,

Your moto's "Peek at you" you paedophile!

We both know about evolution but I go into more action,

No one cares about you, im a star of nintendo,

You're dumbass theories are nothing but fiction,

you're a beardo, weirdo, boring ass bendo!

Charles:
Is this the extent of your capabilities? That is rather disapointing,

I was hoping for a challenge, instead I'll need to be enjoining,

You'll need to evolve yourself you neanderthol,

And all that unprotected buttsex? You'll be sure catch them all!

Ash:
Out of the both of us, you're the one who's gay,

I'm battling vividly every single day,

Now, I choose you, Pikachu!

show this overrated paedo how to follow through!

Pikachu:
Pika, Pika! Wouldn't wanna be ya! I'll destory your ass but first I'll need ta seek ya,

You think you're the voice of evolution? THINGS HAVE CHANGED! My raps are bringing about a revolution,

Only 3 lines in, and I'm turning into Raichu,what you gonna do? When my bolt comes after you?

You claim over and over that Ash is gay, I think you're covering up for something else, what do you say?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Ash Ketchum Charles Darwin