User blog:TKandMit/Shakespeare vs Seuss PARODY

Yesterday I did this. Someone else suggested to Mind a battle where it's Shaun as Dr. Seuss and I as Shakespeare! Well, let's get to it!

Cast
TKandMit as Shakespeare

ShaunoftheRed as Dr. Seuss

Tiger as The Cat in the Hat

Bantha and Shark as Thing 1 and Thing 2

Battle
Epic rap battles of history!

Shaun of the Red!

versus!

TKANDMIIIIIIIIT!

Begin!

TK

Come fite me m8, you do not know what it takes,

I don't give a fuck, I'm in chat, and you're away,

And ask, why fight with Christians, ye atheist angst!

I am a gigantic of battle raps, ye bastard! My mind is massive!

MSPaint's no canvas, you're an artist, and are not passive!

Have no chance. So you're Scottish? Loyg does not go mad,

And no notepad, haha, that's so bad.

And to top it off you're not a drawer,

I've never seen sloppier artwork,

I've not mistook you,

I bet you wrote Jagaur's battles, too!

Tiger

I mashup, and can not, for a joke

Read any of the sorry ass raps you wrote.

Even Anima doesn't want to battle you,

So here I go to let loose this attack on you!

All your songs are about death,

You leave the classroom with Mit covered in regret!

I maul this rapper that has a lot of rage!

Your songs make as much sense as anything said by Nade!

How you gonna battle that who stomped the Capt?

Little Mit should get scared when I come to rap!

You really think Tkid's gonna respect any of that?

You gotta be a bigger fgt than that guy, Matt!

[TK becomes Mit.]

Mit

My image's goin' wild like that feature with Tkid's,

Cliches are just normal with this idiot creature.

You're a deliciously delectable,

This pussy's getting the boot and be rudely defeated and get heated.

These animals need a new teacher!

Your "rawr" isn't thrilling,

You're an asshole, I'm a boss!

I'mma win this tournament,

This argument, I'm winnin' it,

I'm bigger than your page,

No one read or bothered (Ha!)

A mauler collar'd,

Oh go picket and bear witness,

To this nonreligous bitch's horrible demeanor!

Tiger

You rap fast, so soon, your raps are ass, they blew,

But let's see how you rap against a Shark and Bantha, too!

Bantha and Shark

Oh, no! We'll smash your hopes,

Yo, you may have went so quick, but now we're making you slow!

You can take your 'Mockingbird', end with all the drama,

Learn to punctuate, with all those freakin' commas!

Man, we'll rap and we'll beat ya like MSV, (Ey!)

Sophisticate, let's take ya off the stage!

All you will do is yell! Let's fight, we shall engage!

You're teenaged, Mit-Personally, we like TK!

Who won?!

Who's next?!

You decide!

Epic rap...battles of history-ry-ry!

Who won? TKespeare Dr. Shauss, Tiger in a Hat, and Munkee 1 and Shark 2