User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Epic Rap Battles of History 7: Internet Explorer vs Mozilla Firefox

Happy Scrawland's New Rap Battle Day! Thanks to Loygan, I was inspired to write another battle based off of a stupid suggestion! Internet Explorer vs Mozilla Firefox. Battle of the Browsers.

Note: I coined shitstory.

Voices
Peter Shukoff as Internet Explorer

Lloyd Ahlquist as Mozilla Firefox

Zach Sherwin as Opera

Kassem Gharaibeh as Safari

George Watsky as Google Chrome

Lyrics
Narrator:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SHITSTORY!

INTERNET EXPLORER!

VERSUS!

MOZILLA FIREFOX!

BEGIN!

Internet Explorer:

I've been around as long as Windows, little fox,

Each and every generation can knock you down like blocks.

Getting faster and faster,

The internet's pastor,

Not available on Mac,

speed is lack,

I'm on crack,

Just a wrack.

Firefox:

It's the elemental disruption of the PC world, wide, web,

seven million more downloads as your energy ebbs,

Number one for two straight years, years filled with commendation and cheer.

Used by Yahoo users and European losers,

Least hacked by abusers!

Even Gates users you no more,

Opera is pusing you out the door,

Safari crushes you on the floor,

Even Netscape's speed outraps yours!

Opera:

The Opera has been summoned,

The browser Norwegians recommend.

Conducting several tabs at once in harmony,

Random ads are found normally,

The tempo prevents most freezing

While you two are left behind wheezing!

Safari:

Jumping out of the jungle,

Undoing Mac's stylistic bungle,

Non compatible with Windows, but still downloaded everywhere!

Only one way to stop the spinning beach ball of death,

that would be to reduce screen glare,

Apple has a cheap solution for all this shit,

The whole program was written lacking wit,

I fall asleep on the job, but you keep the computer awake,

Filing several complaints due to fan and heating break!

Chrome:

The best of the best and the fastest in the world,

Google Inc. took control as the Linux unfurled,

Free and small in file size, Chromium is an alternative prize,

Only I have the Frame to adapt to your crap,

There's a massive gap in the Chrome Web Store,

But only Chrome will last in the reddit lore!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

(sound of a PC logging in)

RAP!

(sound of a Mac logging in)

BATTLES OF SHITSTORY!!!