User blog:Patts9009/Mr. Miyagi vs Socrates --Epic Patts Battles of History

Before Note:
Welcome to battle two of the Off Season. Today, we have the wise teachers: Mr. Miyagi and Socrates.

If you have suggestions for the official season 2, post them in the comments below.

And of course, I hope you have a blast reading this and make sure you vote.

Cast:
Lloyd as Socrates

NigaHiga, or someone Asain, as Miyagi

Mr. Miyagi:
Socrates-san, you need to stop with the shit you give.

Your unexamined life is all a lie and unworthy to live.

Especially seeing as Plato was calling you his “mentor.”

Daniel-san will have to wax off that ugly face of yours.

You really support mystery religions and reincarnations?

Stop with your ideas and work on your concentration.

You’re a weakling, cowarding out on your death sentence,

So you drank poison just to get out of it, now good riddance.

Socrates:
You were wiser when you were in the World War,

Selling bonsai trees? You’re not a master anymore.

You’re horrible; the remake of you was just a disaster.

You didn’t even learn your karate moves from a master,

Just your father, who was nothing but a lame fisherman.

Making you a typical wannabe “warrior” from Japan.

You might be wise and all, let me tell you something.

If you say I know nothing, I know that I know nothing.

Mr. Miyagi:
You sure do know nothing, seeing you enter this fight.

And you’re always with your “student”, even at night.

Looking at you, you just broke a few of your own rules.

You just knowingly err all of your followers like fools.

You’re another evil being; one nobody will ever desire

You’re never happy, are you? You never produced a fire.

You must not know much, as you never have any virtue.

You’re done, just another voice no one ever listens to.

Socrates:
Let’s go over your pitiful and weak story line, shall we?

You avoided a battle with Sato; that says something, see.

Then you’re played by Morita because Bruce was too good.

Started out as a maintenance man; the best job you could do.

You’re the descendant of a drunk; how is that not surprising.

You should leave the battle like Okinawa, that’s what I’m advising.

So what if your series was a trilogy; the sequels were horrible.

You’re another fighting fool, whose movies are deplorable.

Who won? Mr. Miyagi Socrates