User blog:Galm1-Wildfire/Ninjas versus Pirates

Ever wondered what would happen if a ninja and pirate from two different time periods had decided to battle not with their blades, but with their rhymes...?

Well, let's take Hanzou Hattori from the 16th century in Japan, a ninja who served a powerful shogun right towards the end of the Warring States period; and then Gan Ning from circa 200 A.D. in ancient China, a pirate and General of Wu who's bells that he wore struck fear into the hearts and minds of every one that stood against him.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

GAN NING!

VERSUS...

HANZOU HATTORI!

BEGIN!

Hanzou Hattori:

When the shadow strikes there's no time to look around

Because I'll silence you before you can even make a sound

I foresee that you'll attack using that junk you call a ship

Pirate, against a ninja? You know you're gonna slip

You have quite a crew, but they look very pickled

They must be so hungry, they need a bite of my sickle

I am a ninja: A protector against samurai and strife

So leave my halls now if you value your life

Gan Ning:

You know what people used to say when they heard the bells ring?

You better start running, 'cause "Oh shit! It's Gan Ning!"

I am deadly, lethal, shouldn't even be legal

I'll fell your shogun faster than an entire flock of seagulls

People tell me I'm crazy, I just like to have fun

Well, at least I have the guts to fight you out in the sun

Ninja, give it up! Stand down and kneel!

Cause you'll never stand a chance when you're stuck in an open field

Hanzo Hattori:

Shadows have no form, and are forever endless

So prepare to cast yourself into a deep, dark abyss

You are truly a fool, pirate, why don't you go back to your cove?

Cause you're gonna lose again, like you lost at Xia Kou

Gan Ning:

You're the protector of a Shogun? I'm the king of the rivers!

Instilling so much fear, even that guy Lu Bu shivers!

I've always enjoyed beating sense into punks like you

But in the end, you're one more casualty for the Glory of Wu!