User blog:ERBWarrior/Richard Nixon vs Boris Yeltsin - WERB S1

Oh shit, Season One is almost over. This idea came to me in a wet dream, and I thought this actually had a thing to it. Former President of the United States, Richard M. Nixon faces off with first Russian President, Boris Yeltsin, to find out who is the biggest and fattest  political mastermind.

WARRIOR'S EPIC RAP BATTLES



VERSUS!





Richard Nixon:
Hello, I'm Dick, how is your nation?

Oh I know, it's in bad shape, since you collapsed the federation!

I want justice and order, you're a fat, drunken loser!

Your economic genocide is basically like money turned manure!

I'll crush right through your Gate, my raps flow like running Water!

I have more power than you in your little Kremlin! (Holla!)

You're about to get Nixed, cause Illinois ain't worth shit!

When you get back, tell Russia, oh wait, you're dead bitch!

Boris Yeltsin:
True, my corruption led to the end of my Presidency,

But I'll beat you hard, like your race to the White House with Kennedy!

I'm a badass, in my youth, we stole goddamn grenades!

While you lost to that loser Pat, bet you just got played!

Your cause of death, really? A cerebral stroke?

I was the first President of Russia, I don't have any Hope

That this battle will prove anything, I'm real cool,

Better resign from this battle, just like Spiro Agnew.

Nixon:
I'm gonna kick and brand your ass, a gift from Mr. Nixon,

Meanwhile your economic plan is more proof of your bitching!

Oh please, why don't you get drunk and call another cab?

Besides, after your father was detained, beer was all you had!

Yeltsin:
It's time for you to die for once and for all!

I'll break in the White House, then you'll have to repair those white walls!

Gerald Ford's pardons were honestly weak!

You're basically the 20th century's Robert E. Lee!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

WARRIOR'S EPIC--

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