User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Round 1 Tournament- Peach vs. Dora

Votes for this tournament will be accepted until Thursday, May 22 12:00 AM Central US Time. Gordon Ramsay won the last battle against Sonic 2-1 to move on to the next round of the tournament. He will go up against internet Explorer on Friday, May 23 in Round 2 of the Tournament. Today, we have Dora the Explorer vs Princess Peach.

RANDOM RAP BATTLE OF RANDOMNESS S1 TOURNAMENT R1 YAAAAAAAA

PEACH

VS

DOOOORA

BEGIN

Peach:

Hello, little girl. Do you know who I am?

I'm the most amazing princess, I'm the master of glam

When you get grabbed by a pedo, then you'll be gone.

I've got a brain and-a Mario to use as my pawn!

Bitch, you look like a mutated goomba.

You could look like a Koopa Kid if someone were to groom ya

Exploring? You're more fit to be my servant

You're not going to win, why can't you just be observant?

Dora:

You'll get served, Princess. But not how you expect.

You're a airhead tramp with an intellect

less than your sad subjects that you neglect

I speak this first verse with my full disrespect

to everything that you've done, and everything that you'll become

I'm not one to judge but it looks like it's no-

thing. You thing that you're something?

If you're really that self-absorbed you really are a dumb thing!

Peach:

I had the skills to save Mario, you can't even save a buck!

You think your words can hurt me, I don't really give a truck

load of illegal aliens a little land in trade for labor

Drown in Lethal Lava Land, and do us all a favor.

Dora:

You're just mushroom shit, that's why they call you Toadstool

You're so ignorant, I bet you went to home school

Courtyard, Bridge, Lame ass castle

Beating this illiterate bitch wasn't even a hassle