User blog:Andrew0218/Walt Disney vs Stan Lee. Dem Epic Rap Battles

Intro
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

WALT DISNEY!



VS!

STAN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



BEGIN!

Walt Disney (0:22):
So Winnie-the-Poo is here trying to step up to Disney,

Then get ready for a Blustery Day, ‘cause I’ll make ya all dizzy!

I’m spitting Fantasmic rhymes, you know that I steal the show.

I’m about to end this battle faster than all your movie cameos!

While you based hundreds of your superheroes on one single concept,

I’m creating ageless classics, pumping out thousands of projects!

Paved my Glory Road to success using cartoons and sparkles,

And I’ll crush your comical butt like what I did to Marvel!

Stan Lee (0:44):
You could’ve been a star, but look at the path that you’ve chosen.

Look like that urban legend is true, you did get your mind Frozen!

Don’t deny your true motive’s squeezing money out of children’s wallets!

Now try to make my wish come true, and get the hell out of my office!

My rhymes sting like a Spider, man, I’m poisonous like Black Widow.

Defeating this pervert in this issue, readers, I’ll be the superhero!

Watch me spit out wild bars, like your animals in Wild Africa!

Represent US entertainment, call me Captain America!

Walt Disney (1:04):
Your lines are weak and powerless, looks like Snow White ain’t got no bites!

I’m a pervert? Look at your fetish with outfits that’s skin tight!

I got my name on my company, parks and even got a studio!

I’m spectacular, rocking Oscars, Emmys and some Laurels!

While you’re locked in your room, spitting out those Goofy phrases,

I’m winning big with Mickey Mouse, crushing a couple thousand stages!

I’m the King in this battle, leaving you with serious Scars!

And I’ve just made you one of my bitches like how I deal with Pixar!

Stan Lee (1:30):
What? You’re gonna beat me down with your Animal Farm crew?

After I am through with you, you’ll need a Mr. Banks to save you!

Not to mention that mascot street rat, your cartoons are just trash!

I hit it big with the Avengers, GotG, stacking cash!

You can never win this war, so what are you fighting Thor?

I’m ruining you with disses, even worse than you ruined Star Wars!

I’m representing Marvel Comics ‘cause I’m the best MC!

Learn this: You should never face the Incredible Stan Lee!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Walt Disney Stan Lee