User:Rival Silver

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I'm originally RadicalWeavile, but have since came back a better person. :) I'm feeling lazy right now but at some point I'll make a proper intro pt.

Favorite Rap Battles List
Superb

1) Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar

2) Goku vs Superman

3) Zeus vs Thor

4) Terminator vs Robocop

5) Mozart vs Skrillex

6) Blackbeard vs Al Capone

7) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

8)  Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

Excellent

9)Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock

10) Rasputin vs Stalin

11) Rick Grimes vs Walter White

12) George Washington vs William Wallace

13) Philosophers East vs West

14) Jim Henson vs Stan Lee

15)  Moses vs Santa Claus

16) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

Great

17) Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

18) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

19) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

20) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

21) Master Chief vs Leonidas

22) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

23) Doc Brown vs Dr. Who

24) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3

25) Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet

Good

26) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

27) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood

28) Frank Sinatra vs Freddy Mercury

29) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison

30) Lewis and Clarke vs Bill and Ted

31) Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays

32) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

33) Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Fair

34) Oprah vs Ellen

35) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge

36) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2

37) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

38) Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

39) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

40) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc

41) Ghandi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

42) David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini

Meh

43) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter

44) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

45) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler

46) Napoleon vs Napoleon

47) Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare

48) Artists vs TMNT

49) Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk

50) Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs Kim Jong Il

51) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

Ew

52) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

53) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

54) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawkings

55) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

56) Adam vs Eve

57) Nice Peter vs EpicLloyd

My Winnahs/Favorite lines
1) John Lennon ''( I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up. Why don't you just take a vacation, and SHUT THE FUCK UP? )''

2) Darth Vader ''(You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick. You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip'''. )'

3) Abe Lincoln ''(I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain! I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain.)''

4) Lady Gaga ''(I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art!)''

5) Hulk Hogan>Macho Man> Kim Jong Il  Hulk Hogan: ''(You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother. You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother)   Macho Man  : ( Oh, yeah, it’s about to get real! Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-il.)  Kim Jong Il: (Your whole fans a bunch of Barbies, dude. You want beef? Eat this Korean barbeque!'')

6) Beethoven ''(I would smack you, but in Germany we don’t hit little girls. And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of shit, "My World"! )''

7) Albert Einstein (''When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown, So take a seat Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own)''

8) Genghis Kahn ''(Ha! Easter my ass, you’re not in the Bible. You’re a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!)''

9) Napoleon Dynamite ''(You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnome. Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell and escargot the heck home? )''

10) Vince Offer>Ben Franklin>Billy Mays Offer: ''(Your style is so broke, they call you "Poor Richard". It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper!)  Franklin: (I'll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in. Call me Arthur Miller son, cos it's death of a salesman!) Mays: (I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats. I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats.)''

11) Gandalf (YOU SHALL NOT PASS!)

12) Dr. Seuss>William Shakespeare>Thing 1 and Thing 2 ''(You bore people to death! You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth!)''

13) Mr. Rogers ''(I teach the whole world of children, I can tell. You call yourself T cause your too dumb to spell.'')

14) Christopher Columbus ''(I am the fabric of history, you're a fictional stain! I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain)''

15) I didn't like this battle, but if I had to choose a winner, Nice Peter (I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.You've got as much music talent as Chuck Fucking Norris)

16) Adolf Hitler ''(Everything you do is an epic fail! Now stand at attention and Seig fucking Heil!)''

17) Master Chief ''(You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!)''

18) Mario Bros (Look at these two their lives must have been horrible.Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!)

19) Tie  Michael Jackson: (Ohhh, it's about time for a Thriller, didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla.) Elvis Presley:  (Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy, don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!)

20) Cleopatra (You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies, they should call you Miss Carriage)

21) Steve Jobs>Bill Gates>HAL 900 (A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes, a man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes!)

22) Frank Sinatra ''(Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes! With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!)''

23) Barack Obama>Abe Lincoln>Mitt Romney (You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me, I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me)

24) Doc Brown ''(I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be. But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?)''

25) Bruce Lee (A man who argues with people who aren't even there, is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!)

26) Batman ''(Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck. I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck. )''

27) Moses (When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf)

28) Adam ''(My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it. Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?)''

29) Martin Luther King Jr. (I’m the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia, no shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya!)

30) Thomas Edison ''(Without me, here's a taste of what this battle would be; No lights, no camera, no sound. See?)''

31) Babe Ruth ''(You live strong, beat cancer, congratulations! Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation!)''

32) Tie   Mozart: '' (Why don't you put down your Cubase and pick up a real bow? I rocked hard than you when I was five years old!)  Skrillex:  (Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus.  You might have been a genius, but you died baroque and worthless!)

33)Stalin>Lenin>Gorbachev>Rasputin>>>>>>>>>>>>Putin  Stalin: (Dropped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler) Lenin: (''Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Looking like something out of R.L. Stine!) Gorbachev: (I have the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, player! Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!)  Rasputin: (Cool mustache, Wario. Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry, yo!'') And errrrrrr..... Putin sucked imo.

34) Boba Fett (if not him, then Hitler) ''(They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me? I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea!)''

35) Blackbeard (Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear, I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer!)

36) Joan of Arc (Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank, your manager's riding you to the achy breaky bank!)

37) Pablo Picasso ''(Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap! You're the PBS version of Nickelback!)''

38) Muhammad Ali ''(You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf. Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself!)''

39) Donald Trump>J.P Morgan>The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come>Ebeneezer Scrooge>Kanye West Trump: (''You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini, cause you disgust me. Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me, don't even touch me!) Morgan: (You got dumped on a bench, now you're pissed at the world. You shoulda made like Sebastian, and kissed the girl!'') The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come : (Boo! You're gonna die! No one to love you and no one to cry!) Scrooge: (''Bah humbug, your raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious. What frightens me the most is your gross ghost proboscis!) West: (Well you're about to be right now, I'm the ghost of what's right now!'')

40) Walter White (Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody, always getting saved by some samurai booty!)

41) Goku (''How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?! Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking forties!'')

42) Edgar Allan Poe (''But y'all don't hear me, all should fear me. I'll forever be better, you'll never be near me, your books are as eerie as Beverly Cleary!'')

43)   Sir Isaac Newton>Neil DeGrasse Tyson>Bill Nye  Newton: ''(I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift. I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with.) Tyson: (As in I put the swag back in science, while Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz) Nye: (And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride.What'd you do with the back half of your life? You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank, and you sure didn't have no wife!)''

44) William Wallace (''I don't give a shite 'bout your fancy clothes! You whipped all of those out of slave black folks.'')

45) Artists (''That's because you mutants are too immature. You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer!'')

46) Stay Puff Marshmallow Man>Ghostbusters>Mythbusters SPMM : ''(I smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter. I don't play! Show these dweebs how to rock a beret!) Ghostbusters: (Like your show, it's all fluff and filler. I'll kick your hiney, man. I'm a savage killer.) Mythbusters: (Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process, And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis!)''

47) Tie Bonnie and Clyde: ''(Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin' to flow, yo? Mofo, you soft as a froyo! Are those the drapes or your clothes, bro?) Romeo and Juliet: (Do you quarrel, sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword? Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?)''

48) Thor ''(Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches!)''

49) Hannibal Lecter (You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention, Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson!)

50) Oprah Winfrey (Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash, Honey, once you go Oprah, You can't go back!)

51)Tarantino>Hitchcock>Spielberg>>>>Kubrick>Bay Tarantino: ''(Scripts that I write ain't the... cleanest, (Fuck!) But when I grip mics I'm the... meanest. (Dick!) ) Hitchcock: (C'mon! Fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up! I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup!) Spielberg: (Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé, Check the trades; see me Amblin to my next big play!) Kubrick: (Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Spielberg The Color Purple! A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles!) Bay: (I swoop low with the telephoto; no Bruckheimer, I work solo. If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about mother fucking money!)''

52) Lewis and Clark ''(And plus flora galore! And according to our observations, these two dickweeds right here are severely endangered!)''

53) Tie Houdini: ''(I'm swallowing needles and spitting out evil, you couldn't escape from a flash paper bag! A batter with patter and matter of fact, you can't match all my skill if you sawed me in half!) Copperfield: (My grand illusions make your parlor tricks irrelevant, the foot of Lady Liberty is stomping on your elephant.)''

54) Robocop ''(They sent you back to kill a child, but he's defeating you still. They should have made a time-travelling morning after pill!)''

55) Well, they were all good and all, but they... fell apart so I can't exactly say. XD

56) Julius Caesar ''(Oooh, can I be a hyena? 'Cause I'm going to laugh! I'll pave roads with the bones of your goat-herding ass!)''

57) Stan Lee>Jim Henson>Walt Disney Lee: ''(Step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked. Your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis!) Henson: (Cause I can sense your tension once the verbal fencing starts commencing. There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing.) Disney: (I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic. With only 3 circles I dominate the planet!)''

My Favorite Dis Raps
1. Justin

2. Jason and Ramone

3. EthanAlways

4. Nelson, Mark, Steven, and Lucas

5. Daniel

6. Jennifer

7. Joan

8. Tyrance, William, and Reshad

9. Diamond

10. James

11. Christian

12. Glasscock

13. Southwest High

14. Momma Metcalf

15. Charles

My ERBW Friends
Stahlix (best friend)

CaveJohnson

RoboticOperatingApple

Favorite ERB rappers:
10. Donald Trump

9. Mozart/Skrillex

8. Robocop

7. Superman

6. Edgar Allan Poe

5. Blackbeard

4. Thor

3. Goku

2. Julius Caesar

1. Joan of Arc... I'm not kidding

Least favorite ERB rappers:
10. Lady Gaga

9. Kim Jong Il

8. Easter Bunny

7. Thing 1 and Thing 2

6. Stephen Hawkings

5. TMNT

4. Captain Kirk

3. Sarah Palin

2. Bill O'Reilly

1. Putin

Order of Pokemon Generation preferences:

4>6>3>2>5>1

Favorite Sonic Characters
5. Dr. Eggman

4. Sonic

3. Tails

2. Knuckles

1. Shadow

Favorite Fire Emblem: Awakening Characters
10. Cherche

9. Donnel

8. Cordelia

7. Emmeryn

6. Say'ri

5. Gerome

4. Henry

3. Sumia

2. Gaius

1.Cynthia