User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.68: Spring Man vs Monkey D. Luffy

Another amazing battle,

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SPRING MAN

VS

MONKEY D. LUFFY

BEGIN!

Spring Man

The new boy is on the scene, here to defeat you in one piece.

My game has only been out for months, but it is a masterpiece.

I have my own gym bitch and can eat 12 pizzas in one go.

I can defeat any off the straw hat pirates including Sabo.

So just forget about him, 'cause I'm about to punch you with a toaster.

But hold on a minute, haven't I seen you on a wanted poster.

So I'll call my friends Byte and Barq because you're under arrest.

But all you wear dude is some short shorts and a gay little vest.

Monkey D. Luffy

My name is Monkey D. Luffy, but to my friends I'm just Luffy.

Smother you with Doflamingo's feathered coat because it's fluffy.

Stepping up to my next gear now dude, so you better be look out.

Give me some rush juice 'cause one punch will be a total knockout,

And once I'm done with you, I will sail the seven seas with my crew.

How do you keep your crazy hair style up, do you use lots of glue?

So I will pick up a clapback shield and reflect your triblast rockets,

And I take off your mask, you become as useless as a one piece wallet.

Spring Man

Oh! Have you finished? Well it's time for me to spring back into action.

Too bad I wasn't listening to it as Twintelle's ass is a massive distraction.

Looking at your misfit cast of characters makes me want to fucking hurl.

But I'm done with this battle as I got to get back to banging Ribbon Girl.

Monkey D. Luffy

I'm more flexible then Helix and more stronger than Master Mummy.

Your friend Mechanica is only 15? Oh! But she looks so nice and yummy.

I just schooled you dude, and I don't even own a Nintendo Switch.

But it's time for me to leave, as my anime airs in half an hour, bitch.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

