User blog:Epicnail/Walrus vs. Waluigi- The Rap Battle

It is time. Time for a battle which I took too seriously. I can't believe I spent time on this. Here it is. Walrus God vs. Waluigi God. Which one will reign supreme? (Audio coming soon) This is not part of my Random Rap Battles of Randomness series, btw.

THE BATTLEEEEEEE

WALRUS

VS

WAAAAALUIIIIGI

BEGIN

Waluigi:

Waahhaaahaa! I'm going up against a fraud!

No need for introduction, I'm the one true god!

You're a lazy, fat bastard, I'm a popular face

I'll use bobombs and chain chomps, to wipe out your whole race

I'm a sneaky, slick crook, with the skill to amaze you

so great, im the one that Chuck Norris prays to

Greatest villian in the world is me, Waluigi

just looking at your face makes me feel queasy

Walrus:

I eat bottom dwellers like you as a snack

Cold ass raps, better bring a heat pack

get freeze burned, bitch, or bow to me

this broke joke scarecrow is a deity wannabe

The games you play, are the ones you're invited to.

Use my sharp tusks to take a bite out of you.

you're a rotten apple to the whole entire world

flashing your rose, but you'll never get a girl.

Waluigi:

Walrus please. You're on the verge of extinction

you stink and, between you and me, there's a distinction

just think, when the ice caps shrink

in a blink, you'll be praying to me, as your whole land sinks

I've got game after game, where I can be played

fan fav, all the way to mario kart 8

this rap will be over when I ground pound down

my sound and flow will make this brown clown drown

Walrus:

Listen here, you skinny dick prick with eyeliner

Your precious "sound" makes me sick, you sound like a whiner

all the time, you should try pantomime

compared to me, you're as small as your partner in crime

I've got a whole website dedicated to me

how I'm the true god of every sea

you can stck to your games, cuz they're boring as shit

you live in a fake world, I'm living Atlantic

Waluigi:

That site's a joke! I'm everybody's idol

Refer to Chapter 3 of the Waluigi bible

it says, "waaaah! kill all the impostors!"

I'm thinking I just whipped this pink-skinned monster!

Walrus:

I do doubt the man who can't make the Smash roster

I'm the imposter? I'll eat this fake like a lobster!

You can't rule the world, I hope you understand

Nintendo even hates you, they left your character bland!

WHO IS THE MASTER

WHO HAS YOUR VOTE Walrus Waluigi