User blog:Bobdave/BDRB 3. Julius Caesar vs Attila the Hun

Hey guys, it's Bobdave. This is the third battle in my Bobdave Rap Battles Series. Here we have Roman military tactician and dictator Julius Caesar against Attila who ruled the Hun clan who captured many European countries.

Beat Yes I know it's the beat for my battle against Yobar for Whale's tournament but I made this battle before that one existed and chose the beat so...

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JULIUS CAESAR

VS

ATTILA THE HUN!

BEGIN!

Attila
Here's the traitor who created all those hair-brained schemes

I'll leave a crater in Caesar if you dare face me

A dictator with a major case of obduracy

The hun is Hungary for flesh, best flee JC

Attila, killer of millions, blood spiller

Still a military king and historically iller

When Italians with itsy bitsy armies get arrogant

I rally a battalion of Huns to come and trample them

Caesar
You are the scourge of the invincible God

I don't take disses from a guy who's descended from Nimrod

You couldn't conquer my hood homie, time to retreat

My head's a bust, I'll bust your head, I'm the Busta Rhymes of BC

They named a month for me, you couldn't get your blood into Hungary

I took tons of countries and crushed them, you don't look like you use cutlery

You'll grudge me the preservation of your life

Your rhymes are Volga so why don't you just cough blood and die

Attila
While unethical, I'm epic, you have epilepsy

Don't be stepping to me, repping the Caspian sea

Ask anyone, the Hun can stomp on you and you know it G

Your flow explains why no one ever read your poetry

Caesar
Talk to this right hand, for this ear isn't listening

Bro I'm the most well known Roman and my rhythm's crippling

You drink women's blood and ate two of your own sons

There's a reason that they nicknamed Hitler the Hun

Attila
I'm gory, you're a poor excuse for a commander of a legion

Get your armour and your armies out, you'll still get beaten

I got plenty of these rhymes, I'll stab you twenty three times

It's meant to be, you're mentally unstable, bent in the mind

It takes courage to criticize me, I'll give you that

But I'll burn you like Nero and turn you crazy like Caligula

I'll boot you in your gluteus, you neutered little knave

Show no mercy when I dismember you like Brutus with a blade

Caesar
It's reflected in your rapping that when attacking, you've no tactics

Everything you spit's deflected like the arrows of the Gallic

My infantry is massive. you're barbaric and pathetic

You sleep on the backs of horses, you're distorted in aesthetics

There are sculptures of my head, you can see 'em in museums

Want to battle? Then step into my arena, you demon

Get gladiators to knock you out and if you ever come round

The last thing you'll see is the sight of a thumbs down

Sun Tzu
You two are evenly bad, but you've a chance no more

Time for the brightest Sun to school you in the art of war

(To Attila) For a start you're poor, no advancements or

Strategy when you battle, you just charge and roar

(To Caesar) And Julius you fool, acting the coolest of cool

But you're stubborn, your subject ended your cruel and dark rule

Neither of you can step to or undo Sun Tzu

I'm supreme, cuz without fighting, you are both subdued

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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Who won? Julius Caesar Attila the Hun Sun Tzu