User blog:Dragonsblood23/Life is Fucked Up (A Parody of Life is Strange SPOILER WARNING)

SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS GAME AND YOU WANT TO.....DO IT! Anyways now that this is over, I wanted to do this in a while and... Some User: WHEN IS THE NEXT JORI

WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT >:(

Anyways here are some fun scenarios I made based around the stuff in my favorite game, Life is Strange so in no order...here it is

Nathan's Drugs
Nathan: Don't ever tell me what to do. I'm so sick of people trying to control me

Chloe: You are gonna get in hella more trouble for this than drugs

Nathan: Nobody would ever miss your punk-ass woul-

(Nathan gets knocked out by Max who use the wet floor sign on him)

Chloe: uhhhh thanks uhhh

Max: Max, the name is Max

Chloe: Chloe

Max: I know a girl named Chloe

Chloe: and I know a girl named Max

(The two realize eachother and hug it out meanwhile....)

Time God: UGGGGGH GOD DAMN IT! I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS GIRL TIME TRAVEL POWERS UNEXPLAINED AND HAVE HER END UP LETTING HER FRIEND MURDERED!

Chloe in danger
Chloe: MAX! HELP!

Max: Shut up Chloe!

Chloe: I AM LITERALLY GONNA DIE

Max: You said that 23 times already and did

Chloe: Wait.....you mean you let this happen 23 times

Max: Yep

Chloe: You are the worst best friend ev-

(Train runs over Chloe)

Max: aaaaaand that's 24

Warren "Goes Ape"
Warren: So Max...you wanna go ape this weekend

Max: Warren...

(Dragon comes out the bushes in a far back)

Dragon: SAY YES! WARREN AND MAX FOREVER

(Flats also comes out those same bushes)

Flats: SAY NO YOU DUMB BITCH! MAX AND CHLOE FOREVER

(Dragon and Flats get in a sissy fight and Victoria notices it)

Victoria: Go Fuck your Wiki

Nathan's Drugs Part 2
(Nathan is sitting in a chair at his house by a fireplace)

Nathan:.....Wait a minute......i'm fucking rich! I know celebs who also have drugs

(Nathan joins up with Snoop Dogg to smoke weed......everyday)

Nathan: Man, this is so much easier than teaming up with a murderer and getting drugs from a guy who lives in an RV

Chloe get shot and murderer reveal
(Chloe gets shot)

Max: Cchllllooeeeee nooottt aggaaaiinnn ugh

(Mr. Jefferson comes out as the murderer but hears laughter)

Dragon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS THE FUCKING BAD GUY! THE TRY TO BE HIP TEACHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Flats: Shhhhhh Shut The Fuck Up Dragon he might hear us

Jefferson: I hear you two alright and I too am a serious murde-

Dragon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

(Dragon rolls on the floor with laughter)

Jefferson: Stop It

Dragon: HAHAHAHHAHA

Jefferson: STOP IT

Dragon: HAHAHAHHAHA

Jefferson: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Flats: DRAGON!

Dragon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jefferson's Lair (With the heads of Flats and Dragon (whose more crushed) mounted on the wall)
Jefferson: ah perfect shot Max

(Max begins to wake up)

Jefferson: My new model

Max: You realize selling these photos means they want to find out about the models and if so far each one "Dissappears" that means you're in for some deep shit right?

Jefferson:......

(David busts in)

David: YOUKILLEDCHLOEBASTARDSAVEMAXFORJOYCEAMMMMMEERRRRICCCCCAAAANNNNNNSOLLLLLDDDDDDIIIIEEEEERRRRR

(David shoots Jefferson in rapid fire where he appears in Hell)

Jefferson: Well...at least now I can be in some nice peace and...

Dragon: HAHAHAHAHAJEFFERSONISTHEBADGUYHAHAHAHA

Jefferson: GOD DAMN IT

Max's Nightmare
(Max opens a door at the dorms only to find Freddy Krueger)

Freddy: Prepare to die MAC!

Max:Ummmm it's Max

Freddy: Shit this is the wrong kid.....sorry....uhhh this is kinda embarrising hopefully this has something to do with your story right

Max: Besides Recap.......not really

Freddy: Oh....uhhhhh bye

(Freddy dissappears as Max wakes up)

Chloe: Max you're awake

Max: Why do I keep fainting or have my nose bleed everytime shit goes down

Chloe's Accident
Chloe: Yeah ever since the accident I got stuck in this chair

Max: Could I get a photo of that year of your birthday

Chloe: Why do you ask...

Max: You'll see

(Max stares at the photo and goes back in time to stop Chloe from driving that day)

Chloe: Thank God I wasn't in that crash otherwise I would've been dead :P

Time Travel Twister
Chloe: This storm is caused by you Max, your powers caused this

???: Ohhhhhh not just her

(The Doctor from Doctor Who comes out)

The 4th Doctor: That must've been me

(Doc Brown comes in)

Doc Brown: and me

Bill & Ted: And Us

Narrator of The Time Machine: And Me

Mr. Peabody: And Me

T-800: And Me

Max: WTF could this get more fucked up

(out of the ground comes Encino Man)

Encino Man: UGGGGGGGGGG PRETTY LADY

Max: *sigh*

AND FINALLY
(Max Smiles and the credits roll)

Square Enix Employee: Wait....you know what this means....IT MEANS SQUARE ENIX HAS MADE A COMEBACK WITH A GOOD GAME

(Enitre Square Enix Employees cheer)

Cloud: WHOOOO AND I'M GONNA BE IN SMASH BROS

(Entire Square Enix Employees cheer)

Sora: AND I'M COMING BACK

(Enitre Square Enix Employees Cheer)

Geno: And I still exist

(Entire Square Enix goes silent)

Geno: REMEMBER ME ;-;