Talk:Upcoming ERB suggestions/@comment-9192798-20131202231732/@comment-9192798-20131203151141

I kinda feel bad, though, there's a bunch of stuff that can be used against her. Like... (and I'd like to imply I am in no way proud of this)

"Don't give me eye sugar, you're not big a deal.

You can't give me a boner cuz you're not even real.

You bug-eyed idol with no plot that follows,

Call me Kurosaki, cuz I'm not into holos."

"I've seen the globe with a band in a plane.

You only saw the world as a sticker on cars and trains."

"You can't even sing well, your voice is all murdery.

You make sounds like GLaDOS during a surgery."

"What's with those moves, not enough ROM?

Half of your fans don't even know what anime you're from!"

"something something Bazooka

Better stop rapping and go make out with Ruka."

"(unkown lyrics)

Someone call Kaiba Corp, they have a diva to fix."

Okay, all we need to find is someone she can unalive back on the stage (and someone please make her counter these rhymes, or I'll be eating myself out). Who can possibly be her match?

Hmmm... How about Alvin and the Chipmunks?