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ERB RPG LET'S PLAY SPECIAL DELUXE

FEBURARY UPDATE V.01



I went through some dialouge and went foward. Blocking my way was a fgt book that was made by a fgt for fgts.

It was Mind's book.

Guess I was right.



I went foward until I found a sign. The sign was saying about how much danger and some stuff. But five pieces of fried chicken was behind it, so that was a plus.

I went to the next screen and found a sign, a weird floating Regice thing, and a massive hole.



I guess it wasn't a Regice.

After expertly and skillfully dodging the hole, I ran into my first of many random encounters. This time, I fought a rat, but, there are others.







Anyway, after killing some animals, I went to the next room, and found a shiny thing in a cage. Unforunately, the cage is locked. Ununfortunately, there's is a big red button a little more north that opens the cage.



Not sure why someone wants to lock up a key. Did it murder someone?

Illogical punishment aside, I had no idea what it was for. But, there was a chest up there earlier, so yeah.



I entered the next room, and found a sign, two bridges, and some stairs. The sign said something about slippery or something or another, whatever. There was some grape Kool-Aid behind it. So, confident in my brand new suit, charged across the top bridge, yelling a mighty war, with my a-





;-;

So, after taking the lower bridge, I went up the stairs into the new area.

To say the least, this is a big open multi pathed...Whatever. So, I will only detail interesting things and the end.



Which wasn't much. I learned Sing, leveled up twice, found chests containing kudos and medicine. And that's about it. So, I went up the stairs and found four entrances and a Regice. I went to the bottom right entrance first.



What I found next was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.



Hawtness aside, she's basically the Trivial Boss. She asks you three questions, and each question has a a few choices on it. Get three right in a row, and she'll let you have the shiny thing behind her.

Next, I went to the bottom right entrance.



Basically, it's a bunch of stones and boulders moving in a set pattern. Touching one will kill you. It's not very hard. Get the shiny thing, then leave.

Next, I took the top left entrance.



It's a simple navigation thingy, and there is a shiny thing containing kudos over in a corner. The real challenge are these twisters that forces you to do unescapable battle with a random creature. After you dodge some twisters, you find your first party member...



Yes, Coupe joins your party. He's level five. And knows Banhammer and Confuse.

So, Coupe and I left the room, right after he gave me a shiny thing. And I went to the final entrance...Right before Coupe reminded me to save. Fgt



In this final room, you meet the boss. Perhaps the most terrifying person on this wiki, he is...He is...



After kicking Steeler's ass, you get the final shiny thing. And he joins your party...

Yet doesn't.

Fucking fgt.

Anyway, after words, you exit the room and go to the locked door, which Steeler busts open. And, what do you see outside you may ask...?



TO BE CONTINUED...