User blog:DannyPlaysGames/Porky Minch vs Shadow Mario - Nintendo Rap Battle

Disclaimer: The wiki is gonna die the next time I post a battle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/365950588069871627/451528528085647370/20180530_193229.jpg 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772DTh2H1A

'''The series continues with the overwhelming 2nd matchup of Nintendo Rap Battles. This matchup we have the dark clone from Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario, against an important antagonist of Earthbound, Porky Minch.'''

(YouTube thumbnail by King Mewtwo, thanks to him)

(Also kudos to the additional writer, Henry Jones)

Lyrics:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/299707555880501248/349987123262390272/20170725_220633.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/267087833401917442/377185444288397312/1509996936026.png?width=400&height=225 

VS

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/267087833401917442/383740474613170185/1511561224418.png?width=400&height=225 (Yahoo!)

BEGIN

Shadow Mario (0:17):

This porkchop shall be roasted when I show this ball who’s boss!

When I leave you Piantissimo and run away when we cross

I’ll leave you in this Shadow’s shadow, and it’s not that I’m to blame

‘Cause as your army of birds would say, in this battle I’ll leave you tame

You’re just another school bully, it’s a suicide to even poke me

So with your Extremely Safe Capsuled disses, I won’t scrap you dying, Pokey

I know you’ll run back to your mommy but with these lines I’m about let free 

You can just try to bug the police if you think you have the authority on me

Pokey Minch (0:43):

'''Put Mario in community service? Oh no! Aren’t you just the worst?!'''

How about you use that tool of yours to fingerpaint a better verse?

Call yourself bad all you want, but now you’ve got it the wrong way

Because your failure at a boss level was replaced with your own cliche

(Hahahaha!)

Now we’re getting started, I’ll put an end to your resort

While I’m on par with Giygas himself, you went back to doing sports

If you think that stealing flows from caves will make you any tropic

then unlike your Clone from space, my win is definitely Cosmic

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/267087833401917442/415258944521502726/1514381498074.png?width=1166&height=657

Bowser Jr. (1:10):

Even with your new suit, you’ll still end up switching sides

Because you’re just angry that my game’s richer than you and Ness’s dad combined

'''Stealing from Kirby to be Tuff? Now you should know this isn’t a fake bout'''

‘Cause now this is the true abuse that Japan won’t be able to take out

Stay back to hell with your marker drawing, because this priests can’t spit his bars holy

And at least when I lose my powers, I don’t start cowering so boldly

So with another of your biggest threat now destroyed by more wit

'''You’re overshadowed in this matchup. But it wasn’t like you could see it'''

Porky Minch (1:37):

'''You’re on King P’s turf remember? So watch how this world will end'''

And it won’t be by a Picky turtle who wants to play pretend

Thanks for revealing yourself sooner, but now you’ll no longer remain calm

‘Cause I just noticed I was flirting with the air you call your non-existent mom

Pokey Means Business for me, kid, and like your dad, you’re getting fired

And not even Ness can compare to your horrible clinginess that you’ve acquired

My rapping will finish here, because I’ve just about had it with this hotel

So I hope you got your foe Mario to clean that crap you spat as well

WHO COMPLETED THIS LEVEL

WHO WILL COMPETE NEXT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414956950288203779/421648052709883904/1520599095659.png 

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/299707555880501248/349987123262390272/20170725_220633.png

Hint for next battle:

Go for a Perfect!

Trivia:

This battle was originally gonna be Ness vs Villager featuring Porky Minch but that was too a dumb idea and wasn’t fun writing for.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/365950588069871627/451528528085647370/20180530_193229.jpg