User blog:Loygansono55/Slender Man VS Doctor Octopus

This next entry in my series of fanmade rap battles features legendary horror icon, Slender Man, against one of Spiderman's deadliest enemies, Doctor Octopus.

Cast
NicePeter as Slender Man

Jon Na as Jeff the Killer (cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Doctor Octopus

Dante Cimadamore as Spiderman (cameo)

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLENDER MAN!

VS!

DOCTOR OCTOPUS!

BEGIN!

Slender Man

You can run, but you can't hide, always watches, with no eyes,

I stalk little children, kidnap them, and make them cry,

I'm in all of your photos, any time, any place,

You can't get away, because I'll never give up the chase,

Stan Lee should never have created you, that was by far his biggest mistake,

I'll gang up on you with my buddies, Jeff the Killer, and The Rake,

You're a dimwit, how you ever got your Ph.D.'s a mystery,

This is issue 1 of your defeat, it's the Arrival of my victory!

Doctor Octopus

Slendy, I'll make you Marvel at my rapping skills,

Your game's not scary, it only provides cheap thrills,

You think you're the face of horror? You don't even have one,

I've lived through exposure to radiation, you can be slain with just a gun,

Getting sentimental over bits of paper, that's pretty sad,

I'll collect them all, win your game, and make you Spidermad,

Your head looks like an egg, which I'll crush, and eat hard-boiled,

I'll grip you with my mechanical arms, and keep you in a coil!

Slender Man

A real octopus has eight arms, you can only count to four,

The moment that you look away, I'll be waiting in the door,

I will lure you into my forest, before stealing your life,

I've murdered so many people, you accidentally killed your wife,

Your arch-nemesis is a nerd, spraying his 'Spider-Gunk',

Try to escape me if you can, Otto, I'll find you no matter what, punk,

Your experiments made you blind, I'll quickly have you in a bind,

There's no way you can beat me, even with your genius mind!

Doctor Octopus

So much static, you need to adjust your connection,

All you do is frighten children, and attack them with erections,

That boring suit you're wearing proves you have no fashion sense,

You let your victims know you're near with music, you must be real dense,

Did you Photoshop yourself in this battle, like you did your pics?

I was scared of arachnids, but I'll make you Octo-phobic,

Nobody plays your game anymore, so you should say goodbye,

With all those tentacles, you're like a bad villain from a hentai!

Who won? Slender Man Doctor Octopus

Note
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