User blog:Wachowman/EGRB 9 Niko Bellic vs Johnny Gat

EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLE! NIKO BELLIC! VS! JONNY GAT! BEGIN! Who Won? Johnny Gat Nick Bellic The GodFather
 * Niko Bellic is running say from 20 police as he just robbed a bank and killed 4 civilians*
 * he gets to a dead end where the police get closer, but when they get to him they're all shot from behind*
 * Niko looks at the the the dead bodies and then looks up to see the person who shot them, he knows this man*
 * he approaches the man but is pushed to the ground*
 * Niko could tell this man wanted a battle, but he knew the battle he wanted*
 * Jonny: you can guess why I'm here, it's to show you who's boss.
 * Your little GTA 4 game is an example of how you lost.
 * So much hate on GTA just for making the forth game,
 * Because of lighting issues and bad storyline, you lost all your fame.
 * In Saints Row, sure we copied you, we just made a better version,
 * I have hundreds in my gang, while you have yourself and your cousin.
 * Your name is not memorable at all, you don't have character recognition,
 * You think you all slick and stuff, but you just keep ending up in prison.
 * Niko: You think I look up to you, pfft, you look up to me
 * While you lie dead in a grave, I'm on the outside world living.
 * You saved my ass, as if, I could've just broken out of prison
 * Did I ask you to save me? I find that my decision.
 * You tried to keep you friends safe with But it turned into a sacrifice,
 * But you didn't really do much except pay the ultimate price.
 * They weren't really saved, they almost died jumping out of plane,
 * P.S, saints row 4 lost all realism in its game.
 * Johnny Gat: Saints Row lost all realism, I think that was intended,
 * Either way I'm coming back in the 4th game since You cant get rid of a legend.
 * I can show you the talk about GTA 5 without talking,
 * It's just gunna be the same game, except you added bank robbing.
 * You can't even crush cars with a tank, they just randomly BLOW UP!
 * At least when we hit a car with a tank, it actually get crushed.
 * It just shows who's better when it comes to realistic game play,
 * And while everyone Wants Saints Row, no one wants GTA.
 * Niko:You are annoying me, you never shut up, it's time for you to go away,
 * And you say you have more realism, that's not what THQ had to say.
 * After you died, for some reason, everyone thought you were so Brave,
 * But both of us know that you never intended to end up in a grave.
 * You're a bit fat, Johnny Gat, even though you're Decaying,
 * And the only people at your funeral is those Prostitutes you were always paying.
 * You can take out a few SWAT people, I can take out a whole Army,
 * And trust me, I know I'm not losing to a guy who's now a Zombie
 * WHO WON
 * WH-*BOOM* *A gun shot is heard as the Announcer is shot*
 * Johnny Gat and Niko both look to see who Shot him and they see...."Him"*
 * TheGodFather:Nonono, This rap-battle is not over yet,
 * It's time for both of you to know what is a real threat.
 * I'm going to give both of you an offer that neither can refuse,
 * You can either stand up to me and die or leave, it's your choice to choose.
 * Cause you don't have a gang, it's just your family and a couple drug heads,
 * And you could've killed more people but you talked to Shaundi and died instead.
 * Neither of you are fit enough to be inside a Gang,
 * And the Fact that you own your Gangs just shows that it's much more of a shame.
 * .........*He waits for the Announcer to finish the battle But remembers he killed him*
 * GodFather:oh yeah, uh, Who Won? Who's Next? You Better fucking decide me, Epic Gaming Rap Battles.
 * Cause you don't have a gang, it's just your family and a couple drug heads,
 * And you could've killed more people but you talked to Shaundi and died instead.
 * Neither of you are fit enough to be inside a Gang,
 * And the Fact that you own your Gangs just shows that it's much more of a shame.
 * .........*He waits for the Announcer to finish the battle But remembers he killed him*
 * GodFather:oh yeah, uh, Who Won? Who's Next? You Better fucking decide me, Epic Gaming Rap Battles.
 * GodFather:oh yeah, uh, Who Won? Who's Next? You Better fucking decide me, Epic Gaming Rap Battles.