User blog:Nikki Lee 1999/Epic Rap Battles of ShrekStory

Because Shrek makes everything better.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SHREKSTORY

SHREK

VSSSSSSS

SHREK

BEGIN!!!!!

Shrek:

You want to battle Shrek? See who's a better ogre?

I fought the caste system, but you still cannot Shrek this!

Slumdog skillionare, first name Shrek

Raps so hot, I spit onion fire!

Everything you preach, I said it first laddeh!

You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole swamp!

Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Shrek

I'm not thinking you shall overcome this, Ogre!

Shrek:

I’m the King of Far Far Away from the city to suburbia

No shoes, no shirt, but I’m still gonna Shrek ya!

Make you swallow my load so you can break the fast

Then thank Shrek all mighty you can eat at last

I admire the way you broke Farquad's power

But I have a dream that one day we'll take a shower!

Like the “H” in your name, you ogre remain silent

Flatten your style like onions, naan violence

Shrek: You would know about onions, Dr. Birmingham Sandwich

Boycott those grits, sit in with some Shrek

With protests and ogres, the same advice goes

Always stay away from the swamp!

Shrek:

I've got so much street cred, they write my face on the signs!

I'd Shrek ya for tech support, but I got a no bell prize

Laddeh, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows

But I'm about to Shrek you so hard right now!

Shrek:

I am passively resisting the fact that you're Shrek

I am celibate because I don't give a Shrek!!!!

Who won? Shrek Shrek

Who's next?

You decide!!!!