George Washington vs William Wallace



George Washington vs William Wallace is the forty-fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the eleventh episode of Season 3. It features the first President of the United States, George Washington, rapping against Scottish revolutionist, William Wallace. It was released on June 30th, 2014.

Cast
Nice Peter as George Washington

EpicLLOYD as William Wallace

Jack Zullo, Mike Elder, and Jeff MacKinnon as Americans (cameos)

Reynaldo Garnica, Seth Brown, and Joey Greer as Scotsmen (cameos)

George Washington:
There's a difference between you and me, Willy.

I fought 'till I was actually free, Willy!

I got my face on a quarter.

You got drawn and quartered,

Tortured on the orders of a king, really?

How'd you get beat by a dude named Longshanks?

You hot dogged and he cut off your bean franks!

I'm money like a national bank!

Ain't nobody more street than Big G!

Stone face with a grill of sheep teeth!

A Mel Gibson movie is your legacy!

I got a state and a day and a DC!

(Stroke!) Roll up in a boat.

(Stroke!) You're sleeping, cut your throat.

(Stroke!) I watch the blood flow; now who's got that red coat?

William Wallace:
Look at ya, in your little blousy outfit,

Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument!

I'll knock you the fuck out, mate. You died owning slaves; I died setting men free! (Scot free!)

That's the Highland way. This powdered prick couldn't beat me in a foot race!

I was emasculated, eviscerated; I had my head chopped off and they put it on a pike!

And I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme,

And rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic!

I'll knock your face off your moola!

Alba gu bràth! (Gu bràth!) Hoo-rah! (Hoo-rah!)

Founding father, but no children.

Crossed the Delaware, but your soldiers can't swim!

That's Washington, such a shite tactician!

The fucking British Army didn't even want him!

I'm Wallace! And I'm flawless!

Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses!

I pop my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt, step on the battlefield, and I'm ready to kill!

Send all you politicians straight down to hell!

The only Washington I trust is Denzel!

George Washington:
Is that the best you got for me?

I chop down an emcee like a cherry tree!

See, power! That's what the meaning of my flag is!

Your nation's famous for golf and haggis!

I'm fabulous from my head to my shoe buckle!

Step to me, you catch a knee to the moose knuckle!

'Cause I know you don't wear no draws!

I'm dressed like a pimp, best moves at the ball!

McGlavin, McGliven, McSchool you all!

Cock block more Scots than Hadrian's Wall!

William Wallace:
I don't give a shite 'bout your fancy clothes!

You whipped all of those out of slave black folks!

Grew weed, then you made hemp rope,

But if you think you'll beat me, you must be having a smoke!

(No joke!) Don't tee off with me, laddy!

If you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy!

My style's ice cold; yours is old and shabby.

You're the father of your country, but I'm your daddy!

George Washington:
I can't tell a lie, you're about to be,

Chopped down like a skirt-wearing cherry tree!

William Wallace:
Add a loss, not a win to your tally, George.

My heart's colder than the wintertime in Valley Forge!

Jersey put your face on a bill, but it's the one that's least valuable!

And your monument represents you perfectly: it's an enormous phallic tool!

General

 * This battle, Darth Vader vs Hitler, and Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. were featured in an episode of Elders React by TheFineBros.
 * It is one of the 5 battles featured in a React video by TheFinebros, along with the battles mentioned above, Mozart vs Skrillex and Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates.
 * It is the only battle from Season 3 to be used.
 * This battle was used for the YouTube Spot advertisement. However, the battle was yet to be released when the ad was uploaded to ERB's second channel.
 * In the ad, it was shown that Washington's original background was an American flag rather than the Delaware River.

Continuity

 * This is the seventh holiday battle, along with Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny, Columbus vs Captain Kirk, Moses vs Santa Claus, Adam vs Eve, Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr., and Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge.
 * This battle was aimed for the 4th of July, also known as Independence Day for the United States of America.
 * This is the first time a cameo returns to rap, as George Washington had previously appeared in Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin.

Production

 * The bagpipes used in the instrumental were made by ERB, not the producer MrFlamez.
 * This is the first time a character has changed actors between videos, with George Washington previously being played by Pat McIntyre in Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin.

Errors

 * Lloyd's tattoo is visible on William Wallace's arm throughout the video.