User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/The Cat In The Hat vs The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

owo what's this that Saiyaman gives?

Been two years and another Christmas Grinch?

And the connection's still furry, my lord!

A Seussian nuisance fatale I'm assured

And the man who rhymes this and that

Presents Grinch and Cat in the Hat!

And Dustin added content, though minor

Deserved is his shoutout! Freshy shiners!

But now is the double-hitter, to speak true

For this Yuletide affair has audio too!

A cinematic masterpiece! Movie Rap Battles 2!

Dual series being led! Only the Sooth could do!

And without further ado I present to all

My fantabulous, kid-friendly Christmas special!

The Battle:




The Grinch Who Stole Christmas:

Rap battles? I hate them! So you will soon!

The green goblin monsoons on a Mary Cindy Lou Sue!

But when a What goes electric on a dope beat

He’ll turn a fetid feline into Whoville’s roast beast!

Halloween? Disgusting! Let May Day choke on flowers!

But little irks me more than a Valentine’s from Austin Powers!

You better fish some bars out of your laughable hat

You’ll need to grow another three sizes to win in rap

The Cat In The Hat:

I’ve got two Things and two verses in which to say it

Keep sucking down rod line cuz you’re a gay fish

And I made Grinch! A doctor established by my brilliance

You just close out a year with a hundred dull minutes

Next to your escapes? My sofa’s got more knocks

Schrodinger ain’t got rocks on what’s in this catbox!

You’re not just wrong, you’re stupider than your pratfalling

Ooze to Humberfloob a Seussian loser - ask Baldwin!

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas:

You wrecked in offending better talent from the getgo.

Way I see it? I’m back to fighting with my echo!

See, I can pick apart your lines as you’re dissing me!

Guess you can call me the Grinch who stole victory!

The Cat In The Hat:

Your courage was pressing - got that new ball smell

Have you learned your lesson or should I sing Jingle Bells?

Buhaha! I’ve seen closer copies from “this” Phillipines!

The Cat in The Hat takes the top off on the silver screen!

Outro:
Whomstd've seized victory? The Cat In The Hat (2003) The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000)

Did you read this battle? Yes

I implore you now we end competitive prattle

Please proffer suggestions for further Movie Rap Battles!

And now that this battle is struck off your wishlist

This is a Happy Holiday! To one and all, Merry Christmas!