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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

UNCLE BEN

VS

UNCLE BEN

UNCLE BEN(Spider-Man):

“MY NAMES BENJAMIN FRANKLIN PARKER.”

“THE GREATEST MENTOR,BEFORE TONY STARK,SIR.”

“I’M THE FOUNDING FATHER-FIGURE OF SPIDER-MAN.”

“I’VE HAD YOUR RICE AND I’M NOT A FAN.”

IT TAKES GREAT POWER AND RESPONSIBILITY TO RHYME LIKE ME.

IF YOUR RAPS ARE LIKE YOUR CRAPPY MEALS;YOU BETTER FLEE.”

“THINKING YOU CAN BEAT ME.”

“NOW THATS ONE AMAZING FANTASY!”

UNCLE BEN(RICE):

“HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.”

“THIS OLD MAN THINKS HE CAN OUT RAP ME.”

“I OWN MARS,I’VE GOT BARS,WHEN THIS BATTLES OVER YOU’LL BE SEEING STARS.”

LIKE THE HUZENLAUB PROCESS YOUR RAPS ARE DRIED OUT.”

DON’T WORRY,LIKE MY RICE.

“THIS SHOULD ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES.”

“I HERE TO WIN IT,GET READY TO DIE TWICE.”

UNCLE BEN(SPIDER-MAN):

“EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG,I HAVE BEEN WITH MY TRUE LOVE MAY.”

“WHO ARE YOU WITH,AUNT JEMIMA PASSING THE SYRUP ALL DAY.”

“I STOOD FOR WHAT I BELIEVED IN TILL I DIED.”

“MAN YOUR GREATEST CREATION PEOPLE WISH WAS FRIED.”

“NOW BE A MARVEL AND STAN LEEAVE THIS BATTLE.

“BEFORE YOU GET STEVE DIT KO ED.”

UNCLE BEN(RICE):

“I’VE GOT THIS BATTLE LIKE WHITE ON RICE.”

“I GOT PARBOILED BURNS AND I’M ADDING THE SPICE.”

“LIKE MY MEALS,I’M STEAMING AND READY.”

“MAN YOUR RAPS ARE SO CRAZY.”

“I’LL CALL THEM CONFETTI.”

“NOW CRY UNCLE,YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!!”

WHO WON

WHO’S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!