User blog:Element K/Element Rap Battles Reborn; Paul Blart Vs Larry Daley

 Helloooooooo wiki people, welcome to another installment of Element Rap Battle’s Reborn. We we have a COP-ple of Security guards today. We have Paul Blart: Mall Cop from the movie of the same name battling Larry Daley, the night watchman from the Night at The Museum Trilogy. But perhaps there may be a third party today? Aside from the linked references, I made lines wherein you need to have watched the movie (or played the game) to understand in bold. Anyways, shout-outs to:

 Drakan95 – RIP in Pieces brother ;-;

 Leandro Da Vinci – All that cover-y and title card goodness <3

 Tigerisnormal – Can I please have those Cat verse soon? Thnx <3

 Enough intro talk, let’s get right to it then!

 Beat: Verbal Grenade

ELEMENT RAP BATTLES REBORN



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<p class="MsoNormal">BEGIN!

Battle
<p class="MsoNormal"> Paul Blart {0:22}:

<p class="MsoNormal"> From the hallways to the mall ways, it’s a good day on the segway

<p class="MsoNormal"> And if you stay in the way then I’ll eat you like a Daley buffet

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m a mall cop! And when trouble calls, then I act!

<p class="MsoNormal"> While you party all night having sex with ancient artifacts

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m insane like lemonade, saved more lives than you ever did!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Like that tablet your styles decayed, and wipe you off the grid

<p class="MsoNormal"> First movie got people wanting more and got the Medal of Valor

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your 3 movies are yawners; without Teddy they would be goners

<p class="MsoNormal"> Larry Daley {0:44}:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Just let me start, Paul Blart the Mall fart, keep to Walmart!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Sharp as a dart, got a fresh start with a job I take to heart

<p class="MsoNormal"> You? Not smart, lots o’ tarts, I question how you still kept your part

<p class="MsoNormal">In a hundred and forty-four hours you and Amy split apart

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can’t handle me alone  ; I have more than enough horsepower

<p class="MsoNormal"> To kick this fat bastard who’s troubled by a life simulator!

<p class="MsoNormal">Take away the sugar of this shmuck, then he’s stuck and out of luck

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can say I killed it on the mic like I struck it with a milk truck

<p class="MsoNormal"> Paul Blart {1:06}:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Step back before I run you over, your safety is still my priority

<p class="MsoNormal"> Though I will hurt your McPheelings and everything internally

<p class="MsoNormal"> Talking to great historical people, you must be like Bill and Ted but dumber

<p class="MsoNormal">Vegas has a new high roller, and he spits sick like his name was Dexter

<p class="MsoNormal">''' Come on brah!    You have no help your wax friends now you dum-dum '''

<p class="MsoNormal"> In a sticky situation, as if you got stepped in a lot of gum-gum

<p class="MsoNormal">Swat a SWAT commander, now I crush your codes to your victory

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now get lost with Amelia Earhart and hide you shame from everybody

<p class="MsoNormal"> Larry Daley {1:28}:

<p class="MsoNormal"> You keep laughing at my help but let’s take a look at your crew

<p class="MsoNormal"> A sassy black woman and old dudes who had no respect for you 

<p class="MsoNormal"> The chances of you winning, gone out the window!

<p class="MsoNormal"> From what I know of Egypt, you’re in the Nile that I’m the King of Flow

<p class="MsoNormal"> Mustached. Obese. Stupid. Action and freedom loving. Damn man!

<p class="MsoNormal"> That’s why you’ll only be remembered as the stereotypical American! (Ohhh!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> Working late nights, come to life, yeah you see ‘em!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I really doubt you can handle all my Nights at the Museum

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<p class="MsoNormal">'' Oh please! ''

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Beat: Pro

<p class="MsoNormal"> Mike Shmidt {0:33}: 

<p class="MsoNormal"> It starts with twelve on the clock, watch the lights, keep the door locked 

<p class="MsoNormal">''' I got fan boys on my side while critics just keep saying you guys suck! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">''' It’s Me! Damn it Fazbear can’t you hear? I’m trying to lyrically sear a bitch here! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">''' You gone? Good! Now let’s start with thisHappy Wheels queer '''

<p class="MsoNormal">''' 6 days of marriage and 6 days on the force? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">''' Bitch, I can handle crazier shit than you in just 6 hours! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">''' And you! Lazy Larry, hanging out with Teddy and Rexy '''

<p class="MsoNormal">''' Talking about some “come to life”, have you even met Foxy?! '''

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re friends fromthe diorama can better handle this dire drama 

<p class="MsoNormal">''' They made three movies?! Thanks Obama! '''

<p class="MsoNormal"> You two have fame like your dicks, pretty short 

<p class="MsoNormal"> My shift’s done now, but I’ll return for a fourth 

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

Who Won? Paul Blart Larry Daley Mike Shmidt