User blog:BobbyIsAwesome/Eddy vs CL4P-TP

Hi, it's me again! This is another rap battle made by me! The character of Bordersland, CL4P-TP, raps against the main protagonist of Lab Rats, Eddy.

Cast
Digibro as the voice of CL4P-TP

EpicLLOYDVoice of Eddy

Animation- Animeme

Instrumental- Go Ham

Introduction
(CL4P-TP keeps walking forward until he sees a pad attached against a wall, the pad turns on to reveal Eddy)

CL4P-TP:

Eddy?

Eddy:

Yes, i'm Eddy.

CL4P-TP:

Eddy, this is your first chance! Battle me.... or DIE!!!!!

Eddy:

I'll battle you, CL4P-TP!

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CL4P-TP!

VS!

EDDY!

BEGIN!

The Battle
CL4P-TP:

Eddy, you silly turkey, get a load of ass!

You don't wear cologne, you smell like ass!

Catch a bass in the lake near your fucking small house!

You look like a mouse, so wear a little blouse!

In my opinion, you're italian! I should call you Luigi!

Classic my ass! Give some credit to BMO, you squeegee!

Go home, please, or I'll bust a Chubb Rock

Harold swings the bat harder than your cat, bitch

Eddy:

Rock doesn't rhyme with bitch, you robo-piece of shit!

You don't wear a bra, cause you don't even have any tits!

Maybe, it wasnt supposed to be this way

And by the way, God didnt want us to pray!

Comin' out on top like a draft pick!

I don't need a doctor to know that my raps are sick!

Im so blessed i should probably feature Jesus on these tracks!

At least, life on replay like is Cinemax!

CL4P-TP:

When GLaDOS gave me a rebel, i'm doin down the whistle!

I'll stop the famine ghetto people from standing around the Crystal!

Vacate in the tailgate straight to go, sucka! What?

Bitch this bitch in bricks and spittin' long result!

Snakes they be doing! Who's drinking or being me?

I always rock the fellas, so dont bother me!

Even get more gangsta? I have a Magic Johnson pub

and skull in the needle! Is it beyond the scrub?

Eddy:

Minks or fear me? I'm like strong arm and unlike robbery!

You told a week without asking a king of archery

by hangin on to ignore her if you hit my branium?

Hah! They were just to dance! Here's my cranium!

Spanish cats wanna play! It's all this change which some?

Hey yo, this bitch is blowin' fakes away one day income!

I have the minute i'll be bustin' bust your gums!

Gonna go underneath the elegant styles with different sums!

Announcer:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES (the logo avoids the bullet) OF HISTORY!

Who won? CL4P-TP (Borderlands) Eddy (Lab Rats)

Ending Note:

Don't forget to let me know who's next by posting comments below!