Talk:Ronald McDonald vs the Burger King/@comment-7464192-20190607162911

The Burger King:

Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today?

One flame-broiled ass clown? Have it your way!

You can't do fast food half as good as I do!

Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru!

You’re played out like a Chuck E. Cheese token.

Your style’s like your ice cream machine - broken.

(Ha!) I’m dropping Whoppers that will knock you off the menu!

Call you Ronald Donald 'cause there's no MC in you!

Ronald McDonald:

Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? 'Cause I'm getting nasty

Like the Whoppers you sell made of horse lips and ass meat!

Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss!

I've got lines for days; call me Szechuan Sauce!

The undisputed G.O.A.T. of putting burgers in bellies!

I'm fast food Eminem; you're Machine Gun Kelly!

I'm Coke to your Pepsi; I'm Mac, you're Android!

Let's be real: I'm Nice Peter and you're EpicLLOYD!

The Burger King:

(All right.)

You're number one like the whiz I took in your ball pit!

Them rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit!

You spooky-ass clown, you're so creepy, it's insane!

You look like you just ate someone's brother in a storm drain!

You can't beat the king with your crew, please!

The whole head of your government's name is Mayor McCheese!

I Ain't Loving shit, even if Timberlake sings!

I'm running circles 'round you like my onion rings!

Ronald McDonald:

(Your onion rings are pretty good.)

But that verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it!

Last (w)rapper this plastic had a Happy Meal toy in it!

I’m serving billions, and I can’t be beat!

You’re a bin full of lettuce, facing da feet!

Using Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man!

I've had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the Weather Man!

I’m the best trash-talking mascot in town,

You might be the King, but a clown wears the crown!

Wendy:

(Where’s the beef? Right here!) x4

Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies

And I’ll square off with them like the corners of my meat patties.

It’s Wendy! The hip-hoppin’ [something] stocking!

Your flows’ as Frosty as the salad bars that I’m dropping!

I’m topping you two like plain baked potatoes;

Exploiting you both like you were growing my tomatoes!

(Oh!) King, you’re creepy and you’re always second fiddle!

Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddle!

And McDonald’s gave your job to a box with a face!

Left you behind like a quiet kid in a PlayPlace!

I’m the fast food queen bee with a tweet sesh!

Leave opponents frozen ‘cause I always keep my beef fresh!