User blog:Iamthelegion/Dream of the Endless vs King Dedede

I made this battle in ABAB form for no real reason. It is the battle of dream deities, enjoy.

King Dedede:
Really? An androgynous ripoff of the king of all

Got a floating fortress, bringing in the bread

Dreamland is my place, so I’ll stand up tall

Then I’ll jump coming back down on your head

Since you and your crew are weak, Death is useless

I wouldn’t take her hand, go leave the Endless

I went and took the throne, you choose less

Got some of the ladies but you end up friendless

Leave like Destruction did, but out of your shame

At losing to an OP anthropomorphic antagonist

Who would like to leave you and Kirby in pain

While I keep all the dreams to myself, and my fist

Being permanently imprinted on your face

Will leave you super smashed and in last place

Dream of the Endless:
I am the Sandman, I am all your should fear

Being trapped within me, you are ruler of none

The superior Dream lord is me and is here

Close this dream forthwith, you are done

Persevered for a while like some might do

But I am all dream’s personification alive

So go on and solve a mystery, Scooby Doo

But your world will end on the count of five

King Dedede:
And you’ll die as many times in this verse

The throne is open, so plead on your knees

Like your little sister, went from delight to delirious

Way things are going, Desire will get diseased

Say you are the superior? You used to be a maniac

Don’t interfere with mortals, you just woo them

Full of abstention, why didn’t you fight Braniac

Waddle Doo this rap thing, creating bedlam

Ruler of none? I got nightmare enterprise

Plus sometimes I’m a good guy unlike you Dream

Saved a whole galaxy and charged no price

Because I’m a badass king, with an awesome team

And you are such a fool as to invoke my wrath

With an immense multi-faceted, powered army

One attackless man versus an army do the math

Before I end your world, I’ll ask “who’s the star?” ME

Dream:
If you are a star, then I'll lock the door like my sister

Ravage your nights, pushing you into Despair

Your bad heart is what made u go and miss her

Try and hit me with your hammer, I don't care

You are in charge of but a facet of my realm

I'm elegantly dressed, in whatever form I please

You don't rate those robes, take off that helm

Call yourself king, you're a penguin eating cheese

I will trap you in your nightmares, ad infinitum

You got outdone by your Meta Knight, really De

Worshiped by Jonn Jonnz, your subjects spite em

People know that I am the king, & now they see

That this wannabe penguin isn't even Pingu

Tonight I get my sister to close the door here

So that's the facts, and I beat you like Mewtwo

And now this battle is over, go cry into upur beer

Outro:
Mewtwo: Talk about not very effective. Who wins, who comes next, etcetera, etcetera, when am I gonna get a fight Senorc?

Who won? Dream King Dedede

Also, who should Mewtwo fight (from comics, and no Vegeta)