User blog:Awesomesix/Total Drama ERB episode 9: Shakespeare Dat Ass

Swiggity swooty, Shakespeare's coming for that booty.

Story
 Nice Peter:  Hello, I’m Nice Peter!

 Zach Sherwin:  And I’m the local peasant…

 Nice Peter:  And welcome to Total Drama ERB! Where three of the contestants are pop stars!

 Zach Sherwin:  So today, my peasant-ness is going to tell you what happened last time. We had a house decorating contest and all of the houses looked better than me. However, the mighty Leonidas was ditched in the end, but honestly it should’ve been me.

 Nice Peter:  This is the last time we let George Watsky write the opening dialogue…

 <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> On Total Drama ERB!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene cuts to team Massive Failures house’s kitchen. Justin Bieber is eating oatmeal cereal, Adam is eating an apple, Lady Gaga is preparing some food, Mr. T is reading and Poe is worrying.* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> This is alright…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> What shall I do? We’ve been doomed from the start! The other team really wants to rip us apart!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Relax, Poe. We all know there’s safety in numbers. And if we lose today, Bieber goes first.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Well fuck you, too.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Would any of you men like some bacon?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Yes, ma’am.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’m more of a fruit person myself.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> As long as you don’t wear it first.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Michael Jordan <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">: Hey, anyone seen my jock strap?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Ew, no.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Wait a minute…what the hell is in my…EW!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Justin Bieber pulls out Michael Jordan’s jockstrap from his cereal* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Oh, that’s just nasty!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Justin Bieber runs to the sink and sticks his head under, while running cold water out and scraping his tongue* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> How do you explain that?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> …actually, I don’t need it anymore.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Muhammad Ali: Plan ALMOST worked. Next time I need to make sure Michael Jordan gets the oatmeal first. '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> (via intercom): Challenge time!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene transitions to everyone at a giant stage, with Shakespeare on it.* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Alright, guys, today you have to make a skit. Using 3 people from each team as the cast, and one as the writer, you must be able to impress Shakespeare.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Sounds easy.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Shakespeare: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Ha! What a lark! Prepare for your little ditties to be torn apart by the master of the writing art!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Oh, and before we explain any further, you will have four people watching you must impress as well.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Say hello to Hulk Hogan and Macho Man.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Sup, brothers?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> And, as a perfect way to introduce our new intern…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The new intern steps out into the open, lining up with Hulk and Macho Man* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> …no…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> You’re kidding me…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> …Goku.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Revenge will be mine, suckers.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Al Capone: Alright, what first level bullshit inspired this move? '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Eve: At least he’s not competing. No harm there…right? '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Goku walks up to Eve* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Hey, little lady, ya miss me? Me and THIS DICK?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Take your Bolthouse Farms elsewhere, Carrot Top.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Just be glad I can’t ruin the challenge for your team…oh wait, I can.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Each group has 30 minutes to plan…good luck!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The teams split up towards opposite ends of the stage as Peter sets a timer and the judges get seated.* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Judging Panel '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Who do you think’s gonna do good, newbie?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Don’t call me that.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’m going for the team with the Poe guy; he’s a writer after all.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">: Same here, Macho Bro.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I don’t care who wins, as long as Eve is crushed.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> What’s with the anger there, newbie? It’s your first day on the job, and you’re already acting like Santa.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> What now?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Santa Claus: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> You don’t know what it’s like cleaning up after these people…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Meh, this job will be easy.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Team Epic Winners '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Well, the other team has the poet, and the one-woman wardrobe.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> We could make a play about-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I swear to God if it’s a Holocaust joke…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Adolf Hitler walks over to the Bush of Shame* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> How about-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Before you say your idea, does it involve turtles?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Well…no…actually…fuck.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Christ, we’re done for.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Back in my day, if men acted like this, they’d be crushed by bricks. I don’t tolerate slackers, let alone from men like you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Cleo’s got a point, you know.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adolf Hitler <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> (from the bush): We’re gonna get crushed by bricks?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Bob, you’re an artist, right?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> You can bet my afro I am.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">  We got two lovely ladies on our team, and now we’ve got nothing but a bunch of winners in our hands. This won’t be too hard, we just gotta use our heads.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> But the bricks, Al! The bricks!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> …all winners, except Hitler.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Team Massive Failures '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Miley Cyrus: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I say it will work!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> For the last time, we are NOT going to all twerk on stage!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Actually, I wouldn’t mind…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Okay, ain’t no one shakin’ nothing! I’m sure someone here has an idea.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Why don’t we ask Poe?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Hey, that’s right. We are the ones with the writing genius on our team.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Lovely! Now what?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I need some peaceful place to write alone, so I can make sure none of us head home!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I can make costumes.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Miley Cyrus: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I still say-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> No!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Miley Cyrus: Bieber is no fun… '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Judge Panel (15 minutes passed) '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> This is lame.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Shakespeare: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Thou is the lamest, most filled with shamest, lost the gamest.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’ll smash your face-est, Bill.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Hey, Goku, can you get me a drink?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> When hell freezes over, bitch.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’m sure your pay check disagrees.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> *bolts up in his seat* What flavor, sir?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Grape.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Goku flies off to get Peter a drink* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Always gets to them.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Shakespeare: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Ballin, never fallin.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Giggity.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Team Epic Winners '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> The desk’s paint job is done. Just needs to dry.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I managed to find an office chair in yesterday’s pile.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The camera cuts to Eve, who is putting on a 1930’s era dress and hat* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> This dress feels a little tight…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Darling, everything feels tight to you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The camera cuts to Capone and Vader on a stage* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> These lights could be moved a little over…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I think it’s fine.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> (via megaphone): TWENTY MORE MINUTES!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> We gotta rehearse this…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Team Massive Failures '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Shit, we don’t even have our god damn script! I’ll stall the other team, you guys get Poe back!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’ll help Bieber.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> NO!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Neil deGrasse Tyson: Excuse me?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Muhammad Ali <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">: …we’ll need you, for…talent…you’re like our Morgan Freeman…besides, Mr. T hasn’t done anything for our team, he could help Bieber…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’m fine helping Bieber, thank you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Justin Bieber and Tyson walk away, getting ready to mess up team Epic Winners.* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Wait, I’m coming along!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Why the hell are you even coming?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> If you lay a hand on Eve, I will smack you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Just like you KICKED GOKU IN HIS NUTS?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Why the hell did you yell?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Goku flies back with Peter’s drink, and upon returning, hears Bieber’s statement.* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Oh yeah…you…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Goku walks over to Adam* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I remember you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Yeah, so?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> And I remember you beat me…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Well, that was just luck, and-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> You better believe that was luck, bitch.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Goku lifts Adam off the ground by his neck, and punches him in the face* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> What the hell was that for…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’m watching you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Goku throws Adam back to his team, landing at Mr. T’s feet* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Don’t nobody beat up my friend…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Justin Bieber: Ooh, I love myself some drama. '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Bieber and Tyson walk up to Ross and Master Chief, who are working on set pieces on the side of the stage* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> So, what’re you doing?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Working on our set, instead of messing with everyone.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> This desk’s paint is new, right?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Yeah, just painted, not dry yet, so-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Justin Bieber runs his hand slowly across the desk, then smears the paint over Master Chief’s helmet visor* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> HEY!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Hey Chief, can you see fine?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> No, you dick.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Why don’t you take off that helmet there then?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> How about you fuck off and go back to your team?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Why, are you hiding someth-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Master Chief grabs Justin Bieber and throws him face first into the ground* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Master Chief: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Do this again, and there will be a barrel with your name on it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Justin Bieber: Worth it…now I know his weakness. I just need to make him crack…wait…crack…seems like stepping all over people really does have it’s upsides… '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Watch your back, Chief…oh wait, you can’t.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene cuts to when their time is up* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Alright, bitches! Time to perform!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Team Massive Failures '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> So Mr. T, you ready?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> My costume looks ridiculous.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> That’s the spirit!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I knew this random piano will come in handy, let’s hope our skit goes fine and dandy!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Miley Cyrus: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Uh, Gaga, that dress is a little too long, you afraid you won’t step on it?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’ve worn weirder things, believe me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Miley Cyrus: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Not what I meant, but okay…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Up first, team Epic Winners!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene cuts to the stage, where Capone is sitting behind a desk, smoking a cigar, and Eve enters, wearing her dress and hat* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> What can I do for a misses like you today?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Well, my friend and I went to see a comedian perform the other day. He is the greatest, by far. But when I went to my friend’s house the other day, it appeared that he was shot.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Interesting…let me tell you something, little lady.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> What is it, sir?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I hate to admit it, but this ain’t the first time this type of sick act has popped up. The stories are always the same…a friend dies after going to see a comedian.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> This is awful…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I actually have a fellow detective investigating.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> You do? What has he-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Bob Ross runs in from the same side as Eve, wearing a detective uniform and carrying a pad and pencils* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I have good news and bad news on the case, sir.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Please spill.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Good news is: we have solved the case. Bad news: evidence in witnesses, DNA and time shows it was the comedian who killed the innocent people.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> So what you’re saying is…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> …that his jokes were…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Bob Ross puts sunglasses on* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">…Killer.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The curtains close, signaling the end of the skit* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> That was…beautiful.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I LOVED that pun!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Shakespeare: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> This show was greatly paced, spaced and placed, but the pun was not my taste, in fact it was waste.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> BOO! EVE SUCKS!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> What do you rate this, out of 5 stars!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> 5!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> 3 stars.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Shakespeare: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Let’s see, I think 3, 3 indeed.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Zero! Eve sucks!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> An impressive 11/20, which is…actually, not that impressive. Now, time for team Massive Failures!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene cuts to the stage, where Poe is sitting at a piano, which he begins to play.* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Once upon a Midnight gloomy, as I pondered what I must be doing,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">The local hooker came and begged to do me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Lady Gaga walked out on stage with a displeased face* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">She was oh so horny, but wasn’t for me, tale as corny,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">As this one be, her mystery, is how she keeps babies from forming,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">She told me she wasn’t right, and “Between you and I”,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">“I’m nothing more than a transvestite”, and to my fright,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Looking at this woman, upon my face a frown was cracking,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Truth be told, she looked quite lacking, in the front, and upon backing,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Up to see for sure if this was true, sure enough, it was a dude!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Lady Gaga rolls her eyes as Poe slams the piano with his hands* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Gasp as you must, the strangest is yet to come, to your disgust,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">She was also an alien, whose ship time did rust!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">So now she makes money, calling men honey,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">But you shall not fret, for I am no dummy!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Poe stands up from the piano to finish the story, but his foot gets caught on Lady Gaga’s dress, causing him to trip and fall over after twisting around a bunch. Meanwhile, his twisting caused Lady Gaga’s dress to rip right off, leaving her only in her underwear* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I know this ain’t my part, but I don’t like where this is going, I gotta do something!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Mr. T runs on stage and pulls the curtain down, covering Gaga and Poe* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Uh…rate…that.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Zero.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Two, I guess. I mean, it was good until the incident.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Shakespeare: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Zero, that was awful. Just Awful.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> You guys have your priorities wrong. Those panties…they deserve a five on their own.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> It’s clear Massive Failures lost.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Dammit!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Also, Goku, you’re starting off as janitor from now on. If you talk with ANY of the contestants, we’ll shove you in a barrel, and send you back. Deal?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Fuck.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene cuts to the elimination ceremony with Goku hosting it, albeit chained to a moving dolly, and cuffs around his legs * ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Shit, why is he the host? Surely he’ll fuck it up the most!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Relax, I’ve got sedatives, a tranquilizer gun, and in case of emergency, 25 missiles.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Now how the hell did you get-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Alright…so, some of you little-I mean, I guess, these people are safe, whatever…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Adam, Bieber, Tyson, Ali, Jordan-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Bullshit!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Yeah, how is Ali safe?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Don’t make me Kame-I mean, Miley is safe. Our final three are Mr. T, Edgar Allan Poe, and Lady Gaga.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I am afraid I must go, for I feel I am no longer welcomed on this show!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Yeah, we’ll replace you with Shakespeare.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Aw shit, this is how it ends?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Mr. T received less votes out of the three, so unf-*Goku is smacked* so Mr. T, you’re safe! Congratulations! *whispers* Blow me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Phew! Now, I just hope Gaga don’t gotta go!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Seriously, Poe and Shakespeare are both oddly similar with how they speak…it’s like they’re the same person…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Shut the fuc-''*Goku is sedated, and passes out* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> So, the person you guys voted out is…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Poe, Gaga and Mr. T (not wanting to lose Lady Gaga) look at Peter nervously* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Lady Gaga.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Darn…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> NO!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Am I the only one who notices this? Seriously?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Confessional) Mr. T: Now what am I to do? Everyone left is pretty much shit. '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Lady Gaga gets up to leave, but Mr. T stands up with her* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> *crying* I’ll miss you, Gaga.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> I’ll miss you too, T.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif""> Seriously? No one?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The scene cuts to the dock, with Macho Man dropping Gaga’s barrel underwater, with Lloyd by a camera* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Are we sure we didn’t throw away the bacon barrel? Heh.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Today’s been weird. Will Mr. T recover? Will Goku behave? Will Gaga be missed? Does anyone even remember who was eliminated last time?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> I think it was panties king or something, I dunno.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif""> Don’t expect these to be answered on the next Total.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Drama. <p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">ERB!

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