User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Darkseid vs. Thanos

Two big heavy-hitter comic book villains (one from DC and one from Marvel), duke it out in rhymes to determine who is superior. Who wins? You decide!

Darkseid:

Darkseid here, ready to create some burns

Who’s next in line to die? Why, Thanos, it’s your turn

Look at you, you’re not original in the least

You’re ripped off from me, the one true comic book beast

I’ve solved the Anti-Life Equation, and you’re first on my list

With that in my hands, I’ll make you kill yourself at the end of this

I’ll chop you to pieces, starting with that ugly chin

The Lord of Apokolips is now ready to take the win



Thanos:

Silence Dorkseid, you’re facing Thanos of Titan

Between the two of us, I’m the one who’s better at fighting

You dare insult my chin, when your outfit makes you look like a sex slave?

I’ll pimp slap you with the Infinity Gauntlet, and put you in your grave

<p class="MsoNormal">I became the embodiment of the universe, try to measure up to that

<p class="MsoNormal">You maybe a New God, but I can still squash like a rat

<p class="MsoNormal">Why you even bother facing me, since these Infinity Gems, I brought

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause with them, I can erase you with just a single thought

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<p class="MsoNormal">Darkseid:

<p class="MsoNormal">Dude, your biggest claim was being in the end credits of a movie

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s just no way that you can truly ever beat me

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause, between us, I’m the much better villain

<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t believe me? Just ask the folks over at IGN

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<p class="MsoNormal">Thanos:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey, I maybe inspired by you, but Starlin made me better

<p class="MsoNormal">After I’m done with you, your corpse will be taken by the Collector

<p class="MsoNormal">I just conquered Apokolips, your reign’s end you have now met

<p class="MsoNormal">Rest in peace Bitchseid, say hello to my mistress Death

Who won? Darkseid Thanos