User blog:Tkid115/Jeff the Killer vs Dexter Morgan- 115 Rap Battles Season 2

'This is the 3rd battle in Season 2. It features famed internet killer, Jeff the Killer, versus popular Television serial murderer, Dexter Morgan, to see which genre of killers is better: TV or Internet.'

Beat: Jeff starts at 0:27 











115 RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!
DEXTER MORGAN!

VS....

'JEFF. THE. KILLERRRRRRRRR!!!'

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff:

Hahahahaha!!!

I'd like to slit your throat instead of this,

but I'm about to take a massive shit!

On this lone, single dad, DNA analyst!

Even while watching you show, I could close my unblinking eyes!

It was so fucking lame! I'd rather have watched CSI!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm the definition of murder! Cross my path, you're DEAD!

<p style="text-align:center;">This won't work out in your favor, like your relationship with Deb!

<p style="text-align:center;">It's already over, you lumber-jacking off pretty- faced sucka!

<p style="text-align:center;">Call these sick-ass rhymes, Doakes!

<p style="text-align:center;">Doakes:

<p style="text-align:center;">Dope Rhymes, Mothafucka!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Dexter:

<p style="text-align:center;">What would you do if I just got up and walked away?

<p style="text-align:center;">Well I wouldn't. If I could, I'd bitch-slap that smile all day!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're just an alcoholic little kid who brings. No. Pain!

<p style="text-align:center;">Well, I'll bring the pain so hard, you'd think my name was Jane!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm the Bay Harbour Butcherer! I don't think you can handle me!

<p style="text-align:center;">Control your urge! You make a total joke of your entire family!

<p style="text-align:center;">You don't deserve to kill. You're a leather-skinned emo teen!

<p style="text-align:center;">Who people only know as that one story they read for Halloween!

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<p style="text-align:center;">(Door crashes open)

<p style="text-align:center;">Michael Myers:

<p style="text-align:center;">You called?!

<p style="text-align:center;">You two are "serial" killers! Well then, I'm the whole breakfast!

<p style="text-align:center;">Judging by Jeff's eyes, he looks like he CLEARLY doesn't want to mess with this!

<p style="text-align:center;">When you mention Halloween, people immediatly think of ME!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll take both you down so gruesomley, you'd think it was your family tree!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll make Dexter my bitch. I'll make Jeff my bitch.

<p style="text-align:center;">This is M & M's game! A Season of the Witch!

<p style="text-align:center;">Stab you in the eyes with my knife! Beating ass and taking lives!

<p style="text-align:center;">You better both save your breathes! You spit shit!

<p style="text-align:center;">I spit notes of DEATH!

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<p style="text-align:center;">(Sound of writing is heard)

<p style="text-align:center;">[|Beat: Light starts at 0:27] 

<p style="text-align:center;">Light Yagami:

<p style="text-align:center;">Death Note?....

<p style="text-align:center;">Kira, the almighty here! Writing names down like a diary!

<p style="text-align:center;">I wrote all your names down. See for yourself! The penalty for fighting me!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm a new GOD, you're all noob killers! Eat these disses like potato chips!

<p style="text-align:center;">All you guys are is a psycotic house and Shrek! I'm THE Kira, bitch!

<p style="text-align:center;">And Jeff! You look just like L, but smile like the Joker

<p style="text-align:center;">What the L are you bitches doing, playing with lives like poker?!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm literally a MASTER with words! So be weary stepping to me!

<p style="text-align:center;">     A master of words, AND a god of death! Call me a Shirigami!

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<p style="text-align:center;">(A...death god?....)

<p style="text-align:center;">[|Beat: Jack starts at 0:25] 

<p style="text-align:center;">Jack the Ripper:

<p style="text-align:center;">Welcome to my funhouse. Enter my Whitechapel.

<p style="text-align:center;">Shut off this Light. You're only known for writing down names and eating apples!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm the most skilled of all you four! I out-witted Sherlock Holmes!

<p style="text-align:center;">Rip all of you to shreds! All that's left will be nothing but bones!

<p style="text-align:center;">My rhymes are like a sickle, cause they're SICK-le! Call me Ripper the Rapper!

<p style="text-align:center;">JACK-ing the victory from ANY of you! Flush you all down the crapper!

<p style="text-align:center;">You can't step to Jack. I'll even beat you with both arms tied behind me!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll come in and kill. Then leave with out a trace!

<p style="text-align:center;">You'll never find me.

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WHO WON?!!! Jeff the Killer Dexter Morgan Michael Myers Light Yagami Jack the Ripper