User blog:SPARTAN 119/Angry Video Game Nerd vs Segata Sanshiro

This episode of 119's Epic Rap Battles

The angriest gamer you've ever heard, whose gonna take you back to past, to play the shitty games that suck ass!

THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

VS

The badass martial artist, master of the arts of gaming, and defender of the Sega Saturn console,

SEGATA SANSHIRO

BEGIN!!!

AVGN
Its the AVGN here to goin' back to the past

So that I can kick washed up Sega mascot's ass

I hope you got blast processing, cause you better think fast

Before I send you down in flames faster than the Dreamcast!

I got my Zapper fully loaded so kiss your ass goodbye.

Cause I'm the Lord of the Harvest. Eat Shitpickle and die!

Segata


In 97 I dedicated myself to gaming, today I return

To kick your ass in the name of the Sega Saturn!

Don't mess with me Nerd, I'll kick your ass so hard

You'll spontaneously explode like this is Fist of the North Star!

Taking me on is your biggest mistake

You couldn't beat me if you kept playing until your fingers break!

AVGN
You wanna take me on, bitch, I'll make you eat those words

I'm the angriest fucking gamer the internet's ever heard!

Just like Sonic R, you've got fatal defects

Your Sega's biggest waste of resources since the 32X!

I've got my Power Glove ready to deliver the death blow

I'll out last your ass just like Nintendo!

Segata
You may talk a lot of trash, but I'll make you eat those words

Its time to pull the flush on this Nerdy Turd!

I'll break every bone in your body with only my forehead

I'll unleash your Deep Fears, leave you in the House of the Dead!

Face it Nerd, your score is still at zero

Your beaten body will never forget SEGATA SANSHIRO!