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Not-So-Epic Rap Battles of Randomness Season 1 Episode 5.

Elmo vs Kermit the Frog.

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9QVFfdFUMI

Note: This battle sucks, yes.

Rap Battle
Announcer (0:00 - 0:16)

NOT-SO-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

-sigh-

ELMO

VERSUS

KERMIT THE FROGGGGGGG!

BEGIN!

Elmo (0:16 - 0:50)
Welcome to Elmo's World, you stupid green puppet.

All the kids watch me, not the god damn Muppets.

I was known to toddlers, you're known to nothing.

Hell, your green froggy face is uglier than The Thing!

No one watches you, that's why you have no fans.

You should just give up, don't talk, just like your friend Sam.

I'm a legend, you got threatened, and I better mention

Kermit the Frog, your boy Elmo just teached ya' a lesson.

Kermit the Frog (0:50 - 1:15)
I'm gonna knock you out cold with my small green fists.

I can beat your whole kiddy gang without any assist.

You were never on the movie screens in your whole dang life.

And I'm gonna kick your red ass back to 1985.

I had the mighty balls to get ice water dumped on me, pipsqueak.

While I'm busy making fame while you're workin' in Sesame Street (Street!)

Elmo (1:15 - 1:31)
I ain't a pipsqueak (maybe), but at least I'm famous. (famous!)

I'm gonna shove my red foot directly right up your anus.

Do you even see Kermit the Frog anymore on TV?

The answer is no, because everybody's watching me!

Kermit the Frog (1:31 - 1:48)
First of all, your rhymes are terrible. You just learned your lesson.

You got made from a random dude, I got made from Jim Henson!

You should've not rap battled me, because I'm too vicious!

Who cares if everyone is watching you if it's none of my business! [sips tea]

Scrapped Lyrics
Elmo: Step into Sesame Street, where my homies hang out.

You can stay in a garbage can just like Oscar the Grouch!

Kermit the Frog: You're a wannabe me, I debuted in 1955.

You ain't known anywhere, I'm known worldwide.

Poll
Who Won? Elmo Kermit the Frog