User blog:SkeepTieel/SKFWDRBPS News w/ Vinyl Scratch

Yo, what's up everypony?!

My name is DJ P0N3, the best muscian in Ponyville but you may refer to me as Vinyl Scratch.

So I've been chose give out some hints towards this Skeep Cheap Beep Sleep Steep Neep Battle thing, so let's make this quick.



Battle 7-10?
These are some competitors that even Celestia would fear but I'm pretty sure Celestia is immortal or something.

Oh why do I even bother hiding it, its the Death vs Death team battle.

Battle 7-10?
I hate bandits.

They stole my bass cannon one time, so I had to track them down and beat the living crap out him and what's with this potato thing? I think it's a potatofied version of HAL 9000?

Battle 7-10?
Who is Tim Burton?

Why is this black and white clown from that Stephen King book holding frightningspaghetti?

Speaking of Stephen King, who's this axe wielding psychopath?

What is a Homestuck?

and finally, what the buck is Dan Bull?

Battle 7-10? (Mid-season finale)
Hey look! A battle with poni- and it doesn't have me in it ;-;

I don't know why inanimate objects can teach and rap, but I won't question it.

Battle 11
Yaa-mii-mah-sh?

Is this some cryptic Japanese code?

This other guy...

He's some sort of cat?

How the buck do fillies find this stuff entertaining?!

I don't get it.

Nose's too long.

Battle 12
RAVE PARTY

RAVE

RAVE

RAVE

RA-

What happened to the lights?!

WHO TOOK MY BATTERIES

???:

HAHAHA

???:

Stares into your soul

You can keep them... ;-;

Battle 13
I can see a pattern in these cartoons.

They're basically two jerks having some sort of insane journey which mostly ends up with them destroying the universe.

Battle 14
Hey look! I'm finally in a battle.

So this lil' bitch thinks she has more bass than me?

BRING IT ON BITCH

...and what's the deal with Japanense names this season?

I don't even think this thing's a real person...

And that's all the hints.

Can't wait!

So, there will be 3 other battles, which I have no idea what they will be, so give your suggestions or something in the comments.

If you would like some hint towards next season, here it is: they're all name battles.

Thanks for your time, remember to give some suggestions!

k its me skeep de fgt here

i consider name change

pls give me ideas