User blog:Loygansono55/Frankenstein's Monster VS Quasimodo

This entry in my Rap Battle series features bell ringer Quasimodo rapping against the Monster created by scientist, Frankenstein.

Quasimodo: What's this I see?

 A hodgepodge of dead body parts,

I might be ugly,

But I'm the one who has his own heart,

I was born like a normal human,

You were scientifically created,

And that's not all,

You're pretty much dilapidated,

That poor old Doctor Frankenstein wasted so much time on you,

All you are is a monster and a killer,

That much is true,

Face it,

You're not a real human,

I bet you wish you could be,

I'll rip you limb from limb,

And ring the bells of victory!

Monster: Hide in your prison inside of that old tower,

You can't do shit about it,

Because you have no power,

Society hates you,

And so do I,

With an ugly hunchback,

And a repulsive eye,

A freak of nature,

Friendzoned by a gypsy,

I'll zap you with lightning,

And leave you nice and crispy,

Why don't you go and battle with your inner strife,

I might be undead,

But I'm the one who has a love life!

 Quasimodo: I was trapped in Notre Dame,

But now I'm free as a bird,

People get confused with your name,

You stumble on your own words,

I'll chase you with fire and pitchforks,

How many times have you been in the obituaries?

Once I've put you in your place,

I'll scream 'SANCTUARY'!

Monster: You ring those bells so much,

I'm surprised you've not gone deaf,

If you try to take me on,

I'll lead you to your death,

Then strangle you hard,

Igor,

Hit you with a choke slam,

 I'll beat you so bad that you won't be screaming 'SANCTUARY'!

 You'll be shouting 'NOTRE DAMN'!

Who won?

Quasimodo

Frankenstein's Monster