User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Round 2 Tournament- Epicnail vs. Princess Peach

Today we have two characters with no correlation whatsoever. Me vs. Peach. Gordon Ramsay beat Internet Explorer 5-0 yesterday. He will move on to Round 3 and face the winner of this battle.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

Epicnail

VS

PRINCESS PEACH

BEGIN

Epicnail:

My rapping skills aren't rusty, but I'll still give you tetanus!

Call me MC Hammer 'cause you ain't frickin' touching this

You're screwing with the wrong rapper, you won't make it out of here

Like Boo, One look at you, and you'll disappear.

You're so scared, like Luigi in the foyer

I'm gonna steal this loser's diamonds, then I WILL DESTROY HER

Peach:

Epicnail, you write worse than Bowser

and who would match a person up against a browser?

Your battles are a joke, but this verse is serious!

My rhymes they make you look Super Mysterious

You're like Mario, a tool that that gets no head

Rap against royalty, why not Ukiki instead?

Epicnail:

I'm no chimp, and surely not a chump

I crunch you like a chain chomp, your verses are my dumps

I'm the champ, gonna throw a wrench in your plans

While Mario's all up in your Mushroom Land

Nailed it! I've got this battle held down

Your reign has ended, hand over the crown.

Peach:

I'll rip your head off SO FACE MY WRATH

I'll banhammer your ass on the wiki's behalf

You want to Brawl with me? That's not very smart.

I could beat you with a bunch of my lovely floating hearts.

I've got a nail cutter, you're about to get clipped

This battle isn't over, let me flip the script

Epicnail:

You're damn right, this battle isn't over yet

Guys only play SSB to see what's up your dress

Let me clamp your mouth shut, leave you mute like Fawful

Bowser snatches you up, because he snacks on blue waffles

You like to turn ip, it's plain to see

I'll stomp out your guts, and make a victory smoothie!

Peach:

If you think you're clever, then you must be hammered.

You're a barbarian! Show a Princess some manners.

This is another blowout, you're just an NES game

I'd go Duck Hunting, but you're already lame

This battle is over, now you're Epicdead

You could say I hit the nail right on the head.

WHO WON Epicnail Peach