User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Tournament Round 1- Sonic vs. Gordon Ramsay

Decided to get this out of the way early. Today we have angry chef guy Gordon Ramsay facing the blue hedgehog, Sonic. This is Round 1 of the Season 1 RRBoR tournament. Votes for this tournament will be accepted until Wednesday at 12:00 AM Central US Time.

RANDOM RAP BATTLE OF RANDOMNESS TOURNAMENT!!!

SONIC

VS

GORDON RAMSAYYYY

BEGIN

Gordon Ramsay:

This little blue rat thinks that he stands a chance?

All you fucking do is eat chili dogs and break dance!

You get a lot of tails, but don't get any head

I'll exterminate this vermin you'll be left fucking dead

I can't cook you, hmm.. you're no good for stew

Are you even a hedgehog? I don't have a fucking clue

I'll ship you with RD, straight to a fucking island

Don't want to hear you speak, you should stay silent

Sonic:

Come on, step it up like your hairline did.

Your rhymes aren't fresh, why don't you put on a lid?

Quit throwing tantrums, stop with the cussing and screamin'

It sure is Hell's Kitchen, you're a heartless demon

I can turn gold, and be making Chemistry

Take all the shots you want, cause you'll miss me

can't hit me, the victory will go to the MC

who spits hell fire, I'll burn you intensly!

Gordon Ramsay:

Burnt? (Ha!) I'm not even well done!

You're a bloody coward, your only skill is to run

I'm suprised you know how to hard-boil an egg

you'll be nothing after your next verse, so break a leg

Sonic:

You're the one who's breaking legs, so quit playing soccer

Shut up, chump. I'll beat you down like I'm your father

then I'll leave you on the street broke and helpless like your brother

you'll be crying out for mercy like your sister and mother

WHO WON

Gordon Ramsay

Sonic