Talk:Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge/@comment-213.104.167.77-20131220195438

         Here's a special rap battle I have written as christmas present for ERB fans. (Disclaimer: This rap is fan made. I did everything I could to avoid taking the mick out of religion that was not my intent).



 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



 SANTA CLAUS

 VS

 JESUSSSSSSS!



 Begin!



 Santa Claus

 Ho, ho, ho I’m about to make it snow on this clown

 You need to go back to your Jerusalem bed

 Because Santa Claus is coming to town

 Put those carpentry skills to use & make me a sled

 I have these reindeer powering my sleigh

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Beat you with a side of cookies & milk then jingle, jingle all the way

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">''' Jesus Christ '''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> I’m the son of god, worshipped by all

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Last time I saw you, you were drunk at the mall

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Listen child I have some words for thou

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> How dare you break into house while covered in soot

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Cause you have something for kids? That I must disallow

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Get out of my house Saint Nicolas & give back that loot

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">''' Santa Claus '''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> I hope you’re not near wood because you’re about to get nailed

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> You tried to spread peace across the world & you failed

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> You created some bread, turned some water to wine & called it a miracle?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Here’s a miracle, I deliver presents around the whole world in one night

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> One of your friends, a follower, a disciple will turn on you & make you biblical

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> You’re not a wise man, you’ll lose your way following a star no matter how bright

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">''' Jesus Christ '''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> I hope your naughty nice list has a contract clause

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Because you’re about to end up on it if you keep hitting the ho’s

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> I’ll walk across this water, breaking all the physic laws

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> Show you my power by making a glow off Rudolph nose

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> You’re a sell-out changed outfit for coke, I’m the holy MC JC

<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> You know why they call it Christmas don’t you? They named it after me!

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> EPIC! (Light shines on logo & the holy sound is heard) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!