User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 26: The Flash vs Sonic 3



This is the last DC battle that'll be written by me. After this point, the series will be run by Clock. He's easily the biggest fan, so it was only natural to entrust the series to someone so dedicated. I wish you the best of luck pal.

If you're wondering why the number of this battle is so janked up, it's because this was supposed to be the season 3 premiere. Since I am not getting to that point, I figured that I should not let all that work go to waste.

Thanks for putting up with my battles guys. I hope this finishes on at least a somewhat decent note.

Avvy out.

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:27

The Flash:
Fighting me again? Someone needs to be realistic

I beat you twice already, gotta quit being a cynic

But if you’re looking for another race, I’ll lap you start to finish

And you’ll be sinking harder than the time you drowned at the Olympics

You were shining in the 90s but you gotta make a Switch

For someone fast like you, your brain’s not very quick

Brawl with me, and you’ll end up on the bottom of the list

Cause when Barry’s in the zone, all you’re catching is my fist!

You’re a boring blue blur that shouldn’t try to flow

Faster than sound but can’t beat Mario

The 3-D blew up your franchise bro

Now you’re getting owned by Nintendo

Don’t even start me with the starchy Archie cause your X is tripping

You never think before you act, that’s why the Bolt is always winning

And I’m not the type of person that enjoys to be a critic

But you failed already cause your world is post-apocalyptic

Super Sonic:
You must be on that chronic. There’s no stoppin Super Sonic!

Nothing’s slowing me down cause I’m sprinting from the comics!

I’ll spin you down into the ground and put you in a mirror maze

Then I’ll be running circles around you ‘til you’re feeling old and dazed

I go hyper when I tap into the speed force. You’ll be wishing

I’d be missing but the savagery I’m dishing makes a killing

Stop your bitching, I’m too metal. Just ask the man Robotnik

You’ll be begging me to stop when I go take the beat and rock it!

Let’s change the topic, Sonic Style. Here comes the boom!

I put 25’s on ya worse than Professor Zoom

I’m the master race, put your ass in place, you’re the last disgrace,

That I’ll erase, and replace your lightning bolt with my shoelace

Born on Christmas Island, I’m a present to the world!

I got Amy (Hi Sonic!) going crazy. You can barely talk to girls!

Don’t flex that deus ex because we all know how it goes

You can sprint around the world a lot but you’re too slow!

The Flash:
You just don’t know when to quit, you really don’t have a clue

It’s only a matter of time before you defuse and turn blue

It’s been fun messing around but I got better things to do

And when you’re back to the speed of sound, it’s over for you

Super Sonic:
Ah ah ah, looks like someone wasn’t listening

It’s been more than 15 seconds but the jewels are still glistening

I can keep this up forever, but you’re gonna get fatigued

And when that happens, I’ll run you off the track with Sonic Speed!

The Flash:
The only thing I’m tired of is your annoying surfer voice

But if you’re not gonna stop then I don’t really have a choice

Super Sonic:
(Hahaha!) Now I’ll…

[Sonic runs out of time in his super form, and he reverts back to his standard blue form.]

(1:43)

It’s no use! I’m out of energy, crap!

The Flash:
That’s what happens when you don’t know how to stop running your trap

You’re not getting out of this one little rat, your egg is cracked

Knuckles the Echidna:
I don’t think so Flash. Don’t worry Sonic, Knuckles’ got your back

No one cares how fast you run cause Sonic is the fastest one

You’ll be struggling to talk after I’ve punctured both your lungs

You’re the fastest in the bedroom, gotta get in better shape

I heard you were burned when you learned Fire’s carpet matched her drapes

I don’t waste my time running from the problems that I face

With my superhuman strength, I put each villain in their place

You’ve been boring since the forties, but my legacy’s foretold

Call me the greatest treasure hunter cause this guy’s struck gold!

Kid Flash:
Wally West’s gotta interject. You calling this your best?

You’re looking like a dirty guido with that fluff up on your chest

What good is strength if you can’t hit a target? Don’t be daft

Riding Sonic’s nuts but too irrelevant to Smash!

Living on that lonely island, c’mon dude, get out the fray

You never step into the ring and you’ve been skipping leg day (Burn!)

I made the Team and the League. You barely make the cut

You’re nothing more than a dog so fetch me a stick, red mutt

Miles “Tails” Prower:
Well looky here, someone’s quite the subsonic specimen

If we’re talking science then I’m right up in my element

Allow me to instruct you how to run a real experiment

Then the Allen’s may think of you as more than an embarrassment

It’s apparent that you aren’t nearly as fly as Miles Prower

I was named for speed, but brains are my superpower

But you don’t need to be that smart to know a girl isn’t a match

Sorry Wally. You may be fast but Connor beat you to that snatch

Jay Garrick:
Age before beauty son, let me show you how it’s done

Garrick’s have been in the barracks since World War I

Made the need for speed, and I decree your speed dash

Don’t hold a candle to the mantle of the OG Flash

In my day we fought to stop Nazi German invasions

Now we’re stuck dealing with colorful genetic mutations

These infestations have got to be dealt with handily

Boys, let’s show them why no one messes with our family

The Flash Family:
You three can’t match our speed, our charisma , and intelligence

But we never dread the day you get betrayed by your negligence

Been losing since 06, we already own this

Generate the generations, we’ll slay your bogus clones, bitch!

Your spiritless lyrics are panned by critics and the gamers

Getting rejected by your own fans? That’s a spirit breaker

Project Sonic is a bust, you’re already past your prime

You fakers’ll be stuck in our shadows til the end of time!

Team Sonic:
Now we’ll show you creeps the superpower of our teamwork

We brought chaos to the first gen, and we made the dream work

We got the TV, and the comics , and the games , the whole networth

How were you too slow to know Marvel beat you guys to Rebirth?

You three were too impulsive, cause y’all are about to crash

Whether we win or lose, we always come back in a flash!

From Eggman to Mephiles, we always finish what we started

T h e p r o b l e m w i t h b e i n g f a s t e r t h a n l i g h t i s you always live in darkness

Who Won?
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The Flash:
Cause ever since the 90s you’ve been getting spanked by Nintendo bro

Maybe you should fix your franchise before you try to gloat

You sound like you got a hipster trapped up in your throat

I could point to your Olympics if we’re talking about a joke

You may be gifted but you’re twisted. You can’t handle the switches

When running fast is your only option then the Bolt is winning

And normally I’m not one to be so tough a critic

Your jump to 3-D almost ended your existence

Fighting me again? C’mon now let’s be realistic

I already beat you twice man, quit being a cynic

But if you’re looking for another race, I’ll lap you start to finish

And you’ll get sunk harder than when you drowned at the Olympics

Barry Allen, I’m the quickest, got forensics, and the riches

Cold as ice on the track, but I’m hotter than a gymnast

You may be gifted but you’re twisted. Can’t handle the switches

How’s it feel being an on and off sexual assault victim? (Ooh)

Don’t even start me with the Archie cause your X is tripping

When running fast is your only option then the Bolt is winning

And normally I’m not one to be so fatalistic

But you already failed your friends cause your world is apocalyptic

Super Sonic:
When I tap into the speed force, I go hyper and you’ll be wishing

I can keep this up forever. You’re gonna get fatigued eventually

Born on Christmas Island, I’m a gift to the entire world

I got the ladies going crazy while you can barely talk to girls

Your deus ex machina won’t save you this time just so you know

Run around the world all you want but you’re still too slow

Knuckles the Echidna:
You may not know the whole story but it’s probably better that way

The master guardian of the emerald is here to save the day

I don’t think so Flash. Don’t worry Sonic, Knuckles’ got your back

It doesn’t matter how fast you run cause Sonic’s already the fastest one

And you’ll be struggling to walk after this animal is done

You’d rather joke than fight but I understand why you’d want to be that way

Must be difficult to keep up when you keep skipping leg day

I don’t waste my time running because I put them in their place

They can’t talk down to me if they got two holes in their face

I don’t need friends, I ride solo. I’m in a league of my own

Call me the world’s greatest treasure hunter cause this guy’s struck gold

Kid Flash:
Wally West’s gotta interject, are you calling this your best?

You’re looking like a dirty European with that fluff on your chest

What good is your strength if you can’t hit me? Don’t be daft

Riding Sonic’s coattails but still too irrelevant to Smash

Living on that lonely island, c’mon dude get out of the fray

You barely lift and it looks like you’ve been skipping leg day (Burn!)

I’ll still lap you thirty times even if you take the shortcuts

You’re nothing more than a dog so fetch me the emerald red mutt

Miles “Tails” Prower:
They killed you off in season 2 and didn’t care about your revival

Impulse:
Back from the future with a blast from the past }}