User blog:RegularCat/Amazing Rap Battlez of Anything! Football vs Soccer! Season 1.

AMAZING RAP BATTLEZ OF ANYTHING!

Football!

VS!

SOCCER!

BEGIN!

Football : You crappy ass name ain't got anything on our game!

Your lamer than that little 'Monday Show'!

But for now, stick to kicking yo own bowl!

Same rules, same game, but you swapped football with rugby.

The name sounds like having sex with a dougie!

Who even came up with that name? Sounds like someone had a STD in his brain!

Soccer: Yo, stop making rhymes about the name you punk.

I guess you just covering up those raps for some basketball dunk.

We don't give a shit about yo fancy name, but right now, it looks like we got some assholes in our way.

I'd take that Monday show back and stick it up yo ass! 'Cuz you sound insane.

Why don't you calm down, and ask yo mommie for a cuddle?

Because looks like somebody needs to calm the fuck down.

Football: I can rsepect your opinion but you are really lame.

Stole a fucking dope name for a fucking rugby game?

We all know who has the dopes raps and rhymes.

We can beat you, even before overtime. So suck your own dick before you start to cry.

Soccer: Football needs to rugby and dougie it out. 'Cuz I bet ya $5 I can shut your mouth.

You just need to chill out and relax for a sec, maybe you should kiss yo own ass!

(Football starts attacking Soccer)

(Referee blows whistle)

Referee: Why don't you both shut the fuck up and play however you want?

Because right now, you're just acting like cunts!

Lets start you, Football dude! Right now you just acting like a fool!

Why don't  you just shut the fuck up about the name? And foot yo own ball, in yo brain!

Now Soccer, you think you are a king. But you are a horny thing.

Why don't go back in yo box and practice wrestling?

You guys suck! (slaps Football) Get back in yo box! (slaps Soccer)

Because you are all little fucks!

Who Won? Football Soccer Referee

NOTE: It's my first fanmade battle so tell me what you think in the comments :D