Talk:J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin/@comment-4872155-20160501043620/@comment-4920659-20160501044636

George R. R. Martin:

You can tell what's gonna happen to my page in age 5!

Tell your ??? how to find some sex in your movies! (Yeah!)

Ditch the Goonie and cast a couple (movies?)

??? plots and Matt Damon ???

Your Hobbit hole heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R. Tolkien:

???, queens, dragons, dwarves,

Horses, fortresses, magic, and swords!

You got bit by horseshit, you uninspired hack!

You want a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!

In book sales, you got nothing to say!

I'm number 1 and 2! You're under Fifty Shades of Gray!

I've got the pros of a pro! You're shit (cuts off)