User blog:Wachowman/Parody 77 Zdawg vs Vintage (Seagull vs Dolphin)

Zdawg vs VintageSir

(VaginaCrusher, ManlyMan, Skaterdude and VintageSir are all seen singing together)

All
E-R-B-H.

Zdawg
Stop.

All
E-R-B-H

Zdawg
Shut up.

All
E-R-B-H

Zdawg
SILENCE!

Vintage
Aw man, we were bout to rap. Who are you.

Zdawg
What do you mean who am I? I'm a trusted user.

Vintage
Really? I think I'm more trusted than you.

Zdawg
I suppose you're entitled to your own- wait... Why am I talking to you?

You were never a real User! What could you know about trust?

The only times you edited was within the same Month!

While I'm like Jack Sparrows son, Firing more than my gun,

Made friends with all the females, but now I'm losing one!

I know I won't lose to the "Sir" with 5 Edits,

Now quit with wanting Admin I demand it.

No one stands a chance I'm the one whose admired.

This will be the day you almost beat ZdawgFire!

VintageSir
Hold up there Dawg! You can't insult me!

Skater
Yeah that's VintageSir.

VintageSir
This sexist guys block is bout to occur.

Cause I'm the next Admin, you wanna-be Captain,

This will be the last day!

Manlyman
We see Zdawg active.

Skater
Hey, why's this guy so known?

VintageSir
Cause Wachow made him famous,

Of all the Wikis users.

ManlyMan
He knows he's the lamest.

VaginaCrusher
Hey, May you stop? And put this Rap at it's end?

VintageSir
Why don't you go back to your ship and say this never happened?!

Zdawg
...k.

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E-R-B-H, E-R-B-H, E-R-B-H, PARODIES, COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Zdawg
Oh, it was just an advertisement...that's ok then.

Who Won? Zdawg Vintage