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Doctor Who Vs Dumbledore
So, this is only my first rap battle, it's Dumbledore Vs Doctor Who, my two favorite things, they're both figures of outstanding knowledge.

DOCTOR

Ooh! The Sonics picking up some strange fluxuations

Almost as if there was some sort of hervoken science in the air

Oh yes, Dumbledore, here we are… yes

About to send Harry Potter

On yet another quest

Yes yes we get the point

You-know-who’s afraid of you

But your weapon of choice is love

And you always talk hullaballoo

I’m an 1100 year old time lord

Why do you try?

By the Time I'm done with you

You would’ve wished you said Goodbye!

DUMBLEDORE

Hello there Mr. Doctor

Why don’t you try something new

And do something useful for once in your life

What you do now makes we want to spew!

Fixed points in time

Convenient, Eh

So that’s why no one survived

The Fires of Pompeii

And you honestly say I'm bad

For sending away Harry

What about the stories of your companions?

Are you too important for those?

Donna, Gone

Martha, Gone

Surely you’ve learnt your lesson?

Jack, Gone

Ponds, Gone

River, Gone

And what about Rose?

Dumbledore fires a curse at The Doctor

DOCTOR

It won’t work…

Doctor falls onto the floor

DOCTOR

They all lived happily…

Hands start to glow

DOCTOR

Time to change

Regenerates

DOCTOR

Do you happen to know

How to fly this thing?

Regenerating makes

My brain to zing

13 Doctors

13 lives

An old me dies

And a new one arrives

You obsolete dingbat

There’s no reason behind the rudeness, Dumbledore

DUMBLEDORE

It matters not what someone was born

But what they grow to be

You grew up changing all the time

You’ll never be as good as me

I’ll cast a spell in your TARDIS

And make a gas leak

Good-Bye! No more changing

You’ll be dead before you can speak