User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/ERBOM 2: Aquaman vs Poseidon

Allow me to present to you ERBOM 2! Aquaman (Arthur J. Curry) vs Poseidon! Little twist here. Aquaman's last verse is incomplete for now.

Cast
Peter Shukoff as Aquaman

Lloyd Ahlquist as Poseidon

Lots of random females as Mermaids

CGI Dolphins

Lyrics
=== Narrator===

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MYTHOLOGY!

AQUAMAN!

VERSUS!

POSEIDONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!

Poseidon
I’m the God of the Sea, try and challenge me

With your shitty-ass powers failing off sea!

Even Ronald Reagan hates you, and everyone hates Ronald Reagan!

Getting shooed by the President shows that I’m the superior god of pagans!

Your original version was so crappy, they renamed you as curry,

So surrender to me now, but don’t worry, there’s no hurry.

Aquaman

I'll wash all your rhymes up and then boil them like water

Cause not even your dolphins could prepare you for this slaughter

My mere presence in the ocean will turn all the sea against you

So just sail away on a boat without fish and sharks as your crew

Poseidon
I created the horses from the waves,

Now I’ll create your people into slaves.

I’m the King of the Atlantic, I’ll pull your home underwater.

I guarantee this time you won’t escape my wet alma mater.

Aquaman
YAR! Special message from Sqrawland Fuqqing Sqribblesqratzh! This last verse is a contest! Anyone qan write it, it just has to be six lines long! Eventually I'll pick the best one!

Narrator
WHO WON?! (No idea!)

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DON'T DECIDE!!!!!!!!

EPICRAPBATTLESOFMYTHOLOGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!