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Jeff Dunham Vs. Scott Cawthon: 

Ultra Rap Battles of History (Season 1, Episode 1)

Jeff Dunham will be in red, Peanut will be in orange, Achmed will be in green, Walter will be in blue, Jose Jalapeno will be in dark green, and Scott Cawthon will be in dark red.

Yo its Jeff to verbally flame yo

With bars as hot as Jose Jalapeno.

I know that you made some games

And some books but they’re just lame.

I mean I don't move my mouth and I still got better diction

With bars as sick as your fanbase’s fanfiction

The only stage you ever rocked wasn’t even real dude

'''So just leave me with SILENCE! I kill you!'''

Hello it’s S.C. the MC here to bring the heat

Like FNAF 3 when I burn me a beat

And on this call I will instruct it 

That demented Jim Henson go run back with his muppets!

I’ll be making billions making content on the daily

While you’re such a clown, you belong in a Circus, Baby!

When I rap Freddy Fast-bear, you can’t pack Peanuts against the best!

You couldn’t please a lady with your Little Jeff!

Yeah you sold out shows, so don’t get me wrong!

But your verse was like Achmed because your raps bombed!

Wow you sure seem uptight!

Is that because you got beat by Fortnite?

A Fortnight At Freddy’s is so easy you don’t even scare me!

'''A game of yours that’s great happens? Rarely!'''

You sure seem obsessed with child murder, why?

Is it because you’re more obsessed with kids than the Subway Guy?

You can’t stand the bars that are dropping!

Your raps so broke we should call you Michael Scott...Cawthon!

You really wanna go man?

Or you actually gonna go Jeff Dun-HAM?

My raps are so fly, you’ll need a Superhero, Guy!

‘Cause those rhymes were hard to Sit ‘N Survive!

'''Yep I Dun said it! You’re a burden!'''

So spend more time ripping of Edgar Bergen!

This will be another time you’ll Argue with Yourself!

I’ve seen better puppetry in Jeffy SML!

Sorry to burst your Bubba J! You know that I won!

Put you in a Scott Coffin when I’m Jeff Dun-Son!

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