User blog:AwesomeGamer/Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black. Fan-made Terrible Rap Battles of History.

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JUSTIN BIEBER

VS

REBECCA BLACK

BEGIN

Justin Bieber:

You look like a goat. Or maybe a cow. I can't decide.

Have you ever seen the movie Back to the Future, it's pretty good!

At least I don't look like a cow! Because I'm Justin Bieber!

You look like a cow! Maybe a goat? No, more like a cow.

Stop trying to sing, because you can't, you cow!

Because you're Rebecca Black, and you look like a cow!

Rebecca Black:

It's Friday, but it's really Saturday. Wanna go get some pizza?

Macklemore told me that you suck!

Just kidding! My mom told me that!

I am a frizzle dizzle. You are a cow!

Just kidding! You're a baby cow!

You suck! My mom says so! Ha ha ha ha!

[Harry Styles falls out of the sky]

Harry Styles:

You both sound like cow pow bow wows!

Even Awesome Gamer is better than you! And he sucks!

One Direction is better than your wiggly piggly pizza!

Just go back to Usher, and he's terrible!

Wait! My producer just told me Usher's awesome!

Because you guys are absolutely terrible!

Unknown figure:

Hello! Did somebody say terrible?

[Figure reveals to be Miley Cyrus]

Miley Cyrus:

It's me, the real worst singer of all time!

You guys are terrible, but I'm a waffle per-maffle!

I'm Hannah Montana, from the state of North Korea!

You all stink like those trousers in the courner!

Alphabet soup? More like alphabet troop!

Because I suck, and I'm George McFly!

Another unknown voice:

Did somebody say George McFly?

[Unknown voice reveals to be Nick Jonas]

Tinker winker finker chinker bell is better than you guys!

Because I'm Nick Jonas, you are all puzzle muzzles!

I can rap, unlike you Tbones!

I am almost as awesome as Chuck Norris and Scraw combined!

Actually, I suck, just kidding! I'm as awesome as panda manda girl!


 * 1) YoloSwagger2013GangnamStyleMovesLikeJagger!

WHO WON? Justin Bieber Rebecca Black Harry Styles Miley Cyrus Nick Jonas

WHO'S NEXT Brad the Lad Long vs George Lazenby Edward Cullen vs Selena Gomez

'''YOU DECIDE

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (FAN-MADE)'''