User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Pikachu (ProbablyNoah) vs King DeDeDe (Joeaikman) Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney

Hello, everyone! Not a Rat Battle of Horror, but a contribution to the Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney! Today, we've got the electric rat Pokemon, Pikachu (Played by yours truely) facing off against the Penguin king of Dreamland, King DeDeDe (Played by the talented Joeaikman)! (Yep, I'm facing Joeaikman a second time! XD) No time to waste for this battle, let's get started- I did pick an instrumental for this battle, but since it's not supposed to have one, I'll leave it off.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SSB4!

PIKACHU!

VS!

KING DEDEDEEEE!

BEGIN!

'''King DeDeDe (Joeaikman): '''

This little mouse thinks he can take on the king of dream land?

Call me a Pop Star, cos I'm rocking this with my Waddle Dee band!

If you think you have a chance then you're in for a lightning shock-

Cos you're coming up against the ultimate boss!

The name's Dedede and you'll never defeat me,

Your series has been useless since the fucking Indigo League!

A useless little Pussymon, kissing up to his master

I'm surfing through these raps, defeating this electric hamster!



'''Pikachu (ProbablyNoah): '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Pika Pikachu! Let’s see what this overweight, royal penguin can do!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re going to need a water type, once these burns are through with you!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve been losing weight since 1998, no wonder you’re hated,

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Cause you’ve been the same, gigantic size ever since you were created!

<p class="MsoNormal">This is a game you’d better restart, if you think you’re all that smart,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll kick your Iron Tale apart, since you’re as useless as a Magikarp!

<p class="MsoNormal">Gonna squash me? I’m quite scared! Go run to your castle and hide there!

<p class="MsoNormal">Watch me grab a smash ball, and turn your “Dreamland” into A NIGHTMARE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''King DeDeDe (Joeaikman): '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Haha, you think I'm scared? I blow air, you blow, evolving my raps like I used a thunder stone!

<p class="MsoNormal">Ruling Dreamland from my throne ‘cause I'm the best villain that Nintendo's ever known!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your rhymes are feeble, I'm like Gyrados to your Weedle,

<p class="MsoNormal">Rapping so fast you should just call me Sneasel

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Cause I've got the master balls, to win this brawl

<p class="MsoNormal">A hammer in my hand I can beat you all

<p class="MsoNormal">I fly through the sky, your games are outdated

<p class="MsoNormal">So fuck off Pikachu, on you I've been wasted

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Pikachu (ProbablyNoah): '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Pikaaaa! I’ll light you up in flames, there’s no running this time!

<p class="MsoNormal">You should’ve brought your mask! ‘Cause now, you’ll have to Inhale these rhymes!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve got this battle in the bag, I checked your offense stats, so get back,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hit you with a skull bash, call it a quick attack, for how fast I spit these raps!

<p class="MsoNormal">You couldn’t defeat a little marshemellow, I’m sure facing me was a hassle!

<p class="MsoNormal">But you can’t run from this battle, ‘cause I’ll just hit you with a Volt Tackle!

<p class="MsoNormal">I EVOLVE through socializing, whereas it seems like you’ve got no friends!

<p class="MsoNormal">This is the end! ‘Cause like Team Rocket, YOU’RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDEEEEE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP- (Pikachu zaps the logo, as DeDeDe inhales it) BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Who won?! Pikachu (ProbablyNoah) King DeDeDe (Joeaikman)