Mr. T

Mr. T battled Mr. Rogers in Epic Rap Battles of History 13 and was played by DeStorm.

Verse 1:
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang

Call me BA biceps cause I'll crush your whole gang.

Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little trolly the train

and watch me dip their a*s in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain.

Sucka!

I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves

you couldn't even beat me in the land of make believe. (PUNK!)

I will Mr. T bag you in the closet cemetery

nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary.

Verse 2:
Who you calling dumb fool?

Mr. T only needs one letter

Hello? It's for you

Bill Cosby wants his sweater.

You're a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy a*s house

I'll get Hannibal, Murdoch, and Face to stop you out.

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta

Sucka!

and your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters.

So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,

how about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap.

Fool!