User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History Season 2. Magnezone vs Gogo Tomago

First off, I won't be updating this one for multiple reasons, mainly because I am still in hawaii and I do not have the technology or Internet Speed to make this look pretty aside from what I did in Google Docs.

ANYWAY, welcome to the eye-catching (heh. Catching, get it?) season premiere of Pokemon vs History.

In one corner, you have the giant fucking magnet, Magnezone, while in the other corner, you see the subject of many, many gifs that I post on the forums, Gogo Tomago, in a battle to see who is the most Magnetizing.

I'd say badass as well, but we all know Tomago has that one in the bag.

Anyway, let's go.

Guests
Nice Peter as Magnezone (voice)

Anna Akana as Gogo Tomago (body)

Lauren Flans as Gogo Tomago (Voice)

EpicLloyd as Baymax (cameo)

DragonsBlood23 as Fred

WonderPikachu12 as Hiro

SierraStalker as Honey Lemon

Daman Waynes as Wasabi

(Yes, I just gave a bunch of roles from the WikiMAD parody, you angry?)

Locations
Mount Coronet (Magnezone)

San Fransokyo (Gogo Tomago)

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

MAGNEZONE, THE MAGNET AREA POKEMON

VERSUS

GOGO TOMAGO

BEGIN

The Battle
Magnezone:

Bzzzzzzt, Here are some electrifying raps

Against a Big Hero who’s 6 inches under crap

You broke the law, drove through a red light

I have an Electric Terrain, allowing me to make it bright

You can’t stop my evolution, scientist have already tried

You got stopped by a former leader, your team nearly died!

You think the future is now? You got no determination!

You got beat, take your whole team, and go on an extended vacation.

Gogo Tomago:

Heads up! It’s a battle, and I’m about to Woman up!

This Nitwit Pokemon probably needs a rapper backup

Your raps are not fast enough, Almost like my bike

Once I get into my battle suit, I’m ready to strike!

I don’t need your advice, I’m a master of Magnets

I’ll chop you and stop your static as practice

I’ll make it a habit, a metal sound when your cannon Zaps

I’ll give you a Gijinka Substitute, Welcome to the Nerd Lab.

Magnezone:

You say I need a backup, let me interrupt your diss

I’m hard as steel, and about to Coronet Rock this!

I’m locking on to my target, calling your bluff

You might rhyme well, but you’re not fast enough

Gogo Tomago:

While you were busy being an idiot, I called up my friends.

Hiro!  Wasabi!  Honey Lemon! and Fred !

You’re about to get stomped! We don’t need to make it fair.

We are discharging your raps! and are satisfied with our care!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

RAP

BATTLES

~Baymax: I have some concerns.~

POKEMON VS HISTORY

Poll
Who Won? Magnezone Gogo Tomago/Big Hero 6