User blog:Scrav/Austin Powers vs James Bond

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Nice Peter as Austin Powers

Epic Lloyd as James Bond

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 Austin Powers 

When do I begin? Now? Good, let’s get this over with

I’ll hypnotize you into letting my guru give you his syphilis

Try not to run out of breath while having a go at keeping up with this

It must be hard with that 60-a-day diet of custom-made cigs

Your genitals are cryogenical, bordering on menstrual

I’ll run them over with your car if that isn’t enough for y’all

I’m blasting verbal holes through you with Kincade’s buckshot

Who needs ugly Bond girls when I have my fembots?

 James Bond 

Your Mini-Me can’t hope to match up to my 007 inch barrel

Who’d want to shag you? Your phallic chest hair makes you look feral

You’re human waste, and with that outfit you must be high

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">The world will thank me if I live and let you die

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">   You’ll be no problem for me, your head has a low price

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">With Kensington’s Octopussy I don’t have to live twice

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">Wait, she’s a robot? What a shame none of your ladies are real or over thirty

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">She drank my martini dry, you could say she’s now government property

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Austin Powers 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">You have Vanessa? Well I have your Miss Moneypenny

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">She’s soaking up all my mojo, whereas you don’t have any

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">I’ll brainwash you with my stylish cravat

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">Make you kill your own boss, that is if you’re not busy Goldfingering that old bat

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">I’ll fold you in half after you’ve checked your fancy watch

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">Then go all in and bet my crotch is bigger than your daddy’s blood splotch

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">You’re multilingualistic? No-one even speaks Sanskrit

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">Your dick is like your gun, it only works when you’re the one touching it

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> James Bond 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">You’re a parody of me, get out of the KBE

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">Took you three films to beat your brother and he’s more retarded than your fear of carnies

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">I have some samey villains but they’re not Fat Bastards

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">You’re no effort at all, you couldn’t be more backwards

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">I’m against the grain like vodka but let’s not bugger flies

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">Your submission in this battle is what I advise

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">When you’re quite finished drinking from Captain Morgan’s bottle

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">I’ll crush you under a mountain of my superior novels