User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Oprah vs. Ellen

Ellen DeGeneres
Hey, God. According to Allen, me. I'll let you ask questions?

How can I teach my girlfriend Oprah and Stedman whip, and when they do it?

I'm going to let her head rotation! When it comes to rhyming, I have a tendency!

That is if your intention to hit on me, I'm 'bout to mention improve your lesbian licking!

Oh, I knock your throne! You already have all of our shots!

I have the ability, as a doctor, said Phil

Dr. Phil
I want you, they just leave a better person.

Ellen DeGeneres
You can tell Rachel Ray is my favorite recipes

One million fewer people cut fragment Oprah!

Oprah Winfrey
My TV queen, and I'm here to destroy you!

So, because I have something for you, please check under your seat!

You do not even expect to want it to be half as Oprah's dope.

I choked Deepak store will win my hands around your neck!

Girl, your show is a zoo. You do week kitten

You dance like drunken chicken and turn in the kitchen!

She played a fish brain damage. I nominated actress!

Power and synonym name, my spelling forward or backward!

Ellen DeGeneres
Yes, you must have its own power supply (power supply), and yes, I have them in the cat (kitten)!

I also like my puppy gifted children and gloves!

I have, for example, those cute, you want people to laugh

Who is the period of time and in a good mood!

Through dance a little, the crowd crazy!

And please return immediately miracle mile!

I thought you went to do a day's rule ya!

I like my Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah couch!

In the NBC LGBT ABC, and now it's all about me!

I was the best host, the biggest star!

I bite you like a tax free parking in the ass!

Oprah Winfrey
Your mouth, cash can not be your mullet, wrote a woman to check!

I begged my beautiful shoes suit pants, baby!

Because I have paved the way for ya, follow the "My tour guide!

Used to go behind my Porsche!

Check the Fortune 500, is a miracle I am a media!

Dalai Lama and Obama still remember my phone number!

I, I will make the collapse of the entire market, and if you try to beef with me,

Honey, you can go to one of Oprah,

Stedman Graham
You can not go back!