User blog comment:723tbone/Who won?/@comment-24094060-20121210213205

1. John Lennon owned.

2. Darth Vader was also beast.

3. CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

4. It wasn't so good, but Palin was better

5. Macho Man made the battle more epic.

6. Beethoven got automatic win.

7. Einstein was great, but Hawking's 10 million line got him win.

8. Genghis Khan kicked ass.

9. Bonaparte's last line won it.

10. Vince Offer was epic and funny.

11. Dumbledore, though it was close.

12. Cat in the Hat boosted his victory, but Shakespeare's fast verse was good too

13. Mr. Rogers had awesome lines.

14. Columbus, because Kirk wasn't as good.

15. Epic Lloyd was more epic, Peter was pretty good.

16. Hitler had great lines for someone who was imprisoned in carbonite.

17. Leonidas won to me, Master Chief was also good.

18. I liked Mario Bros's verses better.

19. Michael Jackson (both of them) were so epic.

20. Cleopatra did better, even with just 2 verses.

21. "Why'd you name your company after your dick?" won it for Steve Jobs.

22. Freddie Mercury was amazing.

23. Abe Lincoln came in to whoop their asses.

24. Doctor Who, or just "The Doctor".

25. Clint Eastwood had clever lines, but it was pretty close.

26. Batman did well, then Robin doubled his score.

27. Moses kicked ass, and he was Snoop Lion.