Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers



Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers is the thirteenth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the thirteenth episode of Season 1. It features actor and star of The A-Team, Mr. T, rapping against the host from the children's show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, Mr. Rogers. It was released on September 14th, 2011.

Cast
Nice Peter as Mr. Rogers

DeStorm Power as Mr. T

Other
EpicLLOYD as John "Hannibal" Smith, H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, Templeton "Face" Peck, and Mr. McFeely (cameos)

Vince Horiuchi as Mr. Rogers (stunt double)

Nice Peter as Stephen Hawking (reused footage)

Mr. T:
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang!

Call me B. A. Biceps 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!

Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little Trolley the Train,

And watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain!

Sucka! I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves!

You couldn't even beat me in The Land of Make Believe!

Punk! I will Mr. T bag you in the closest cemetery!

Nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary!

Mr. Rogers:
Hi there, neighbor.

I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.

I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over,

So I don't get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.

I like you just the way you are, one in a million,

But it looks like the barber gave your head a Brazilian.

I pity your neck, Mr. Gold-Chains. You've got too many.

The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.

I teach the whole world full of children, I can tell.

You call yourself T 'cause you're too dumb to spell.

Mr. T:
Who you calling dumb, fool? Mr. T only needs one letter!

Hello? It's for you: Bill Cosby wants his sweater!

You're a 40-year-old virgin in a dumpy ass house!

I'll get Hannibal, Murdock, and Face to stomp you out!

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, sucka!

And your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!

So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,

How about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, fool!

Mr. Rogers:
Watch what you say. Kids love me more than lunch.

I'm not the one with my face on some whack-ass Captain Crunch.

When my plan comes together, you won't even see it coming.

I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.

I'll say this once, Laurence. I hope it's understood.

Get right back in your van and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.

Mr. Rogers:
I'll say this once, Terence. I hope it's understood.

General

 * During the end of the video, DeStorm is credited as Mr. T and Peter is credited as Mr. Rogers, while Lloyd is credited as "everybody else".

Continuity

 * This is the first battle where a previous participant makes a cameo appearance; in this case, Stephen Hawking is seen in a picture in Mr. Rogers' living room.
 * Mr. McFeely's outfit reads "ERB Delivery" on his hat and badge.

Production

 * This is the second battle where an actor makes multiple cameo appearances, after Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny.
 * This is the first battle to require a stunt double.

Errors

 * On the line "Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little Trolley the Train," Trolley is misspelled as "Trolly."
 * Mr. T's socks can sometimes be seen as transparent.
 * While the on-screen text that accompanies Murdock's cameo spells his name correctly as "Murdock," the caption misspells his name as "Murdoch".
 * His name is also misspelled in the description.