User blog:Joshuakrasinski/thanos vs darth vader

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANOS

VS.....

DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!

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it's the king of space ready to snap this old man out of existence,

your not gonna beat me even with resistance,

your were the chosen one ani then you went emo in the prequels,

plus the original trilogy were nothing but sequels,

your latest movie isn't doing too well,

i know the skywalker saga is over but i can tell,

that nobody wants to see your movies anymore go disney hell,

i'll break you like a rock vader farewell,

DV
i strike hard against a nazi so you'll be no challenge,

you killed your own daughter due your shallow arrogance,

sure my latest movie flopped but your way of ending overpopulation is evil even for me,

i'm darth motherfucking vader the true badass of the galaxy,

i fought hitler three times in the end i sliced him in half,

my son followed in my footsteps get out of my path,

you can't flow to the dark lord i will send the death star to your farm blow it up,

now get out of my way before i smack a bitch up,

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palpatine is the true villain your just on the sidelines,

i think that your helmet has made you blind,

your breathing makes you sound like you have cancer i'll be the one to pull the plug and you'll be done,

you couldn't even convince your own son,

your dead now vader and your not returning from the dead,

i will snap my fingers and it will be your end,

i got the infinty gauntlet i made the biggest crossover happen,

my endgame made a cashload  i'm one in a million,

DV
i'll drop you off a cliff i'm scar your mufasa,

i will send you off a cliff like mustafa,

the gauntlet can't compare to my lightsaber by that i mean my dick,

your better off facing john wick,

your chin looks like jay leno's your face makes you look like a california rasin,

we're both owned by disney so you better stop hating,

ho ha *force chokes him* suck my metal robot balls it's time to enact your downfall you've envoked my wrath.

time for you to take a carbonite bath,


 * freezes thanos in carbonite*

T

 * breaks out*

hell to no your not doing me in like hitler,

your whole franchise is going down the shitter,

i'm the king of the galaxy i'm also dating death,

time for you to take your last breath,

i'm thanos bitch biggest threat ever,

i will rule the box office and you will never,

i'm gonna blast your head like mando

i've won this battle bitch all hail lord


 * get's sliced in half by vader's lightsaber*

thanos?

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLYSCRATCH'S *x wing comes in* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111