Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 64/@comment-25881888-20160709001054/@comment-7464192-20160709003158

This one has the exact same formula as the last one. Character from one intellectual property raps. Character from other intellectual property raps. Other characters from intellectual properties create a confusing and hard to follow pissing match. Finally someone from one of the intellectual properties third parties despite being in the same intellectual property as others in the battle. That third party is significantly shorter than a few other verses in the battle. That reminds me of a video I once saw. And to a lesser extent it reminds me of another video I once saw.

The difference with this battle and Lego vs Minecraft though is this battle makes me sad. Like it actually made me emotionally distressed. I cried from how bad this was. The timing on the raps didn't quite know what it was doing with huge awkward gaps between some lines then stumbling quickly on other lines. The lines themselves are just abysmal, which makes me want to remind you guys of the $1000 that is told to specifically go to writing this garbage when anyone here can do it a million times better for free. It's just horrible. And I was actually significantly lowering expectations for anything good because of a deep gut bias against My Little Pony, but even then the battle disappointed me. Luckily I've heard the audios already from when someone posted them here so I have a general idea of how it'll be although it's sometimes really hard to hear the words they're saying. Whatever. I just know that by audio this was the worst they did (with Doge vs Grumpy Cat close by) and I'm glad they got this one out of the way. I can't wait for Mike & Sully vs Rocket & Groot, Iron Man vs Batman, and Kanye vs Keanu. Those ones seem super awesome.