User blog:PurpleManatee29/Eminem vs Bob Marley

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! EMINEM! VS! BOB MARLEY! BEGIN!

Eminem: My name is Eminem, I'm the real Slim Shady, If you think you're winning, You are just plain crazy!

You have nine kids, One of them named Ziggy, How did ya take care of them, You were always so tipsy!

Died at 36, Well, that's a young age, Since then, I took over, Now I'm runnin' the stage!

Reggae isn't popular, In the USA, People would rather listen, To rap throughout their day!

Bob Marley: Stay back, Em, Don't come too close to me, I shot a sheriff, And almost shot a deputy.

This rap right here, Doesn't mean much to me, I really only care, Bout them leaves on my tree!

You can't compete, With these rhymes that I am slammin', Hand me my guitar, Then I'll actually be jammin.

Rap is not my style, But Marshall, I'll still win, Cuz here in Jamaica, We never give in!

Eminem: Without Me..... Rap would just suck, But if you think your winning, Well, your out of luck.

The Wailers? What a dumb name for a band, You don't scare me, I'm notta afraid to take a stand!

Bob Marley is the old, Eminem is the new, You called me Marshall?!? Well, F U!

Bob Marley: The Wailers is a good name, In fact, it's quite a dandy, At least I'm not the one, Who was named after a candy!

M&M's are chocolate, Your straight up vanilla, I better stop now, Cuz my raps are gonna kill ya.

I won this battle, But here's something for ya, Little bit of advice, Don't mess with Jamaica!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!