User blog:TJBoyd/ERB of TJBoyd 2: George W. Bush vs Maria Sharapova



Maria Sharapova:

You’re just another international menace

I am the queen of international tennis.

I make my racket a weapon of mass destruction

It’s gonna cause more damage than your tax deductions.

You’re a warmonger. You caused more violence than the Black Hand.

You deserve for me to come and smack you with my back hand.

Your speech patterns are almost half as bad as your edicate.

How can you lead your subjects if you can’t find a predicate?

George W. Bush:

I’m battling a guy named Maria Sharapova?

Aren’t you just the failed sequel to Anna Kournikova?

I can hear your grunting from over here in the White House.

You’re only real talent’s changing bulbs in a light house.

I’m the president with the highest rated approval.

I’m the guy to call if you need dictator removal.

Go back to Russia. Get your ass on that ferry.

Before you become another Gore or Kerry.

Maria Sharapova:

What’s with the stutter George? Are you getting a bit nervous?

This wouldn’t be the first time you avoided a service.

You put your pursuit of money and oil above all.

Your rhymes are all nothing and you still can’t learn to love-all!

You? In a position of power must be an error.

This battle’s just as futile as your War on Terror.

We all know beating Gore was a sneaky finagle.

This match isn’t deuces, it’s my ten thousandth bagel.

George W. Bush:

Your defeat is just another accomplished mission.

It’s not as if I need congressional permission.

Watch your baseline, or you might be invaded.

End up as trashed as the nations I’ve aided.

The world praised how I handled nine-eleven.

You’ve won a six match max. I’ll win this set with seven.

I’ll send my military wherever the people need ‘em.

Pimp slap you with democracy and destroy you with freedom.

Who won? George W. Bush Maria Sharapova

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