User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Khan Noonien Singh vs. Biff Tannen

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



KHAN!

VS! BIFF!

BEGIN!

Khan
Sir, I'm the master of the skies, you're just a nerd-teasing bloke,

So let me clip this buzz-haired, practical joke.

Now excuse me, while I help my planet's folk,

While I let lil' Biffy choke up his cloak.

Cause you look like Forrest Gump had a big stroke!

That's for that, Khan has spoke.

I hear McFly's giving you a hard time,

Maybe you should actually try!

I'v never seen a bigger failure in senior high!

Cause I'm out, Big Khan says good-bye!

Biff
Y'now it's not possible to travel through time and space,

Now you're gonna see me mess up your face!

I order my eggs Benedict, and my toast with Space Seed.

You've got a bigger reputation than you actually need!

I'll make a Cumberbatch'a cookies, and I'll eat em' all up!

Looks like this Khan's all out of luck!

Khan
How will you make cookies when you don't roll in any dough?

I can roll in money, trust me, I know!

I can solve mysteries and put on a show!

I could live in the 60's thanks to Ricardo!

Biff
Sure, you can lock up the Earth

But you lost your power like you got given up at birth,

Your hair copied me! Look at your weave.

Just make like a tree, and get outta here.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!