Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe



Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe will be the 42nd installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the ninth episode of Season 3. It will feature influential 19th century poet and horror author, Edgar Allan Poe, rapping against the King of Horror, Stephen King. It will be released on June 2nd.

Cast
George Watsky as Edgar Allan Poe

Zach Sherwin as Stephen King

Nice Peter as ???

EpicLLOYD as ???

??? as The Raven

Lyrics
Edgar Allan Poe: 

Once upon a midnight dreary, a s I spit this weak and weary

I will choke this joker with a trophy 'til his teaks are teary

Ahh, but y'all don't hear all should fear me Stephen King : 

Go back to Hot Topic and shop for a tie

There's a melancholy alcoholic laughing stock

In the King's house now watch the castle rock

Pouty little Poe with an opiate affliction

I'm a workaholic with a fiction addiction.

I'm making dedicated readers shivery and jittery

Feel that Rage and Misery.

You better start Running Man, you're in deep poo, Poe

I'm a mad dog thank Shining, Cujo.

Tommy knock you down 'til you can't stand up

You're as soft as Po, the Kung Fu Panda.

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Racks on racks 'cos I pen fat stacks of frightening writing, have you seen the pile?

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">I can even take a break from my routine style,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Crank out a Shawshank or a Green Mile.

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Masque of the Red Death? Really blood curdling

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Pit and the Pendulum? Not even unnerving.

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Perving on your first cousin when she's thirteen years old? Now that's disturbing

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Edgar Allan Poe: 

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Stephen King : 

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">The Raven:

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Nevermore!

Poll
Who won? Edgar Allan Poe Stephen King

Trivia

 * This is the second battle after Doc Brown vs Doctor Who to feature George Watsky and Zach Sherwin rapping against each other.
 * Coincidentally, both battles are the 9th battle of the season.
 * This is the second battle to have two authors battling, after Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare.
 * Coincidentally, both battles featured George Watsky.