User blog:Dragonsblood23/Chatline Bling by ERB Wiki (Parody of SNL's Hotline Bling)

With all the events going on, I decided to make a parody of our favorite chat buddies, and SNL's Hotline Bling is stuck in my head so yeah :P

Note: This is a parody so please don't take this seriously if you are in this.

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GIR:

I know they laugh at what I, I know, I know,

(why) I know they laugh at my what I say now (yup)

They mock me and I geeet chaaat bans

But I'm glad what I said there (yup)

cause lots of users saaay dumb plans

How 'bout you ask Mindofme

Mind:

uhhh Hammerstein for ERB

GIR:

or just read Segamad's series

Sega:

Unrelated GIFS coming (HA!)

GIR:

I accidently cause some angry feuds

argue like CaveJohnson when he's in raaage

see a fight which makes me want to engaage

either way this user isn't going to get outstaaged

(Cave, Mind, and Sega all enter "...")

GIR:

Going with what I say (yeah)

I post it on someone's thread

I really like to mention (ohyeahohyeah)

Is ripping Mat4yoooo tooo shreds

Mind:

I give users a strong warn

That teenagers fap to porn

GIR:

Silverpie is probably lit

telling us some user shit

Silverpie:

That Old GIR doesn't know socks like Shop and I...SHIT!

(Silver gets kicked)

GIR:

You think that is everyone but there is one, here he is

Mind is saying some shit, SEGA's saying some shit, Matoro's saying some shit yeeeeeah (yup)

Matoro:

I used the shut the fuck up emote

GIR:

When you lose and feeeel like shit

Matoro:

Shut The Fuck Up Emote

GIR:

Spam it good and taalk like shit (Oh Yep!)

(GIR, Mind, SEGA, Cave, Silverpie, and Matoro start spamming the STFU emote)

I might as well tell ya that you guys are being too mean

Mind:

Amen now

(GIR, Mind, SEGA, Cave, Silverpie, and Matoro still spam the emote til they get banned)