User blog:DudeWithASuit/Scrawland Scribblescratch vs Gordon Freeman. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles

♫Everything is Scrawsome♫. Oh, hey. Welcome to Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles! This time we got protagonist from the Half Life series, Gordon Freeman, facing off against the Great and Powerful Scrawland Scribblescratch. This battle was suggested by Jack, so thanks for the suggestion, bruh. Let's just get down to it, yeeeee.

Scrawland Scribblescratch:
(Beat starts at 0:07)

What's up, Mr. Freeman, the name's Scrawland Scribblescratch.

I was looking for an even fight, but it appears I've been mismatched.

"I'm destroying this silent inferior with rhyme.", that's going on the Captain's Log.

As a side note, I'll add that you have the rapping skills of a female dog.

I'm the greatest user here, have you seen the Scrawland Chronicles?

My rhymes will lyrically choke you, like if they were a Barnacle.

How do you plan on taking me down when I'm the Grandmaster?

I'm a genius, so I would know you rapping would be a disaster.

After I verbally take you down, your followers will be left in silence, awkward.

How can you beat me in a battle of rhyme when I'm the War Doctor?

If you get in a bout with me, Headcrabs will be the least of your problems.

Because you'll have to feel the power of Great Scraw, Son of Gotham.

Gordon Freeman:
I'm a man of few words, but I have to get this off my chest.

That verse was pretty bad, mediocre, at best.

You say you're so great, but I must beg your pardon.

Because I'm the leader of a revolution, here to take down this Scrawdian.

<p style="color:#2828F4">You're the Son of Gotham? Well judging by your claims, you're more like The Joker.

<p style="color:#2828F4">You'll be on the floor crying before this battle is even over.

<p style="color:#2828F4">I think I know what's wrong, you miss your precious mod star.

<p style="color:#2828F4">How about I make you forget all of that when I hit you with my crowbar?

<p style="color:#2828F4">Listen man, no one gives a shit if you're a Survivor Chat Champion.

<p style="color:#2828F4">If you're a War Doctor, why don't I see you with a companion?

<p style="color:#2828F4">My verse is coming to an end, I won this battle, no doubt.

<p style="color:#2828F4">You may now remain in silence; call it being left spaced out.

Poll
Who won? Scrawland Scribblescratch Gordon Freeman