User blog:Drakan95/Epic Rap Battles of History : Spyro VS Jake Long

'Sup everyone and welcome to my sixth battle!

I'm very glad that I received more and more suggestions from you, as my series goes and I'm so glad to have you as my readers, to judge my battles and to share a constructive opinion. I'm also glad that my recent ERB News became one of the four top blogs! :P So yeah thank you enough for supporting my series. I finally received a suggestion which involves a video game character and I'm glad that Spyro it's the first one in my rap series, because the first game I played on my PlayStation 1, back in...hmmm....2001? (I don't remember exactly the year) was Spyro: Year of the Dragon and it was amazing (SCREW YOU, SORCERESS!). So, if there is any suggestion you want, post it in the comment section below and I woul love to make a battle out of it. Anyway, let's get back to the real thing. This battle features the main protagonist and titular character of the Spyro the Dragon series, Spyro rapping against the main character from American Dragon : Jake Long, Jake Long to determine which one of the two young and cocky dragons is the best (both of them are also good skateboarders, tho).

[Note: Spyro is  violet, Sparx is yellow , and when both of them are rapping at the same time, the text is regular.]

Beat : OmX 2

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY :



VS



BEGIN!

Spyro :
(starts at 0:30)





 It’s Spyro on the mic, and looks like I got some things to do!

 Send this American shapeshifting wannabe to a fitting petting zoo

 Since it will be a Long way for you to understand, let me be clear

 Between these two Dragons, trust me Jake: this will be my Year!

 Forget about your Huntsclan, cause I will be here the true Hunter

 Who in this battle will make you go cry back at your grandpa, brother

 You try to hide your powers from your daddy, are you kidding me?

 And besides that, you’re a joke for a protector who defends a dirty city

 I fought rhynocs uglier than your Rose, compared to me you’re nothing

 You’re more annoying than Moneybags and that is saying something!

 Gonna hit you with my horns, then leave you burned, it’ll be a pleasure

 Never mess with the guardian of Artisans, hope you learned your lesson

Jake Long :
(1:00) <p class="MsoNormal">Looks like ya picked the wrong guy, dawg! You dare to call me a hack?

<p class="MsoNormal">But when it comes to be a true flyer, that’s something you totally lack

<p class="MsoNormal">Yo, I saw your skateboarding skills, and quite frankly you’re a disaster

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Cause you’re about to be amazed, because you just met your master

<p class="MsoNormal">But I don’t mean about this action sport, I’m talking about rappin’

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like every nemesis I defeated, you’ll get a proper bashing

<p class="MsoNormal">I have a hot girl, dancing skills and athleticism. Try to top that!

<p class="MsoNormal">While in Spyro 2 you lost your chance with Elora, and that’s a fact

<p class="MsoNormal">I admire that you learned Kata, but for me it’s not good enough

<p class="MsoNormal">When I’m gonna karate kick your ass, until you’re gonna be out of luck

<p class="MsoNormal">This rap battle was for you a Realm, that you couldn’t even handle

<p class="MsoNormal">And now I can see that you’re as tough as Puff the Magic Dragon!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Suddenly, the music stops)

<p class="MsoNormal">?? : Hey Spyro!

<p class="MsoNormal">Spyro : Yeah?

<p class="MsoNormal">?? : Want some help against Jackass Long?

<p class="MsoNormal">Spyro : Uhmm....sure!

<p class="MsoNormal">(The music is playing again and the one who talked with Spyro, reveals himself as....)



Spyro & Sparx :
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">(1:31) <p class="MsoNormal"> Brace yourselves, guys! Here Enters The Dragonfly, Sparx!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Best friend of Spyro, and I’m always prepared to leave some marks

<p class="MsoNormal"> On this lil’ hoax, who’s about to be put to sleep for an Eternal Night

<p class="MsoNormal"> We’ve conquered bigger enemies than yours, so get ready for a real fight

<p class="MsoNormal"> Crush you like you’re an ugly spud, and we’re not talking about Spudinski

<p class="MsoNormal"> And what’s up with that weird haircut? Are you somehow related to Yugi?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Feel that burn? That wasn’t me! Good one Spyro! We’re done with you!

<p class="MsoNormal">SINCE YOU DON’T HAVE THE GUTS TO OVERCOME THE POWER OF TWO!!!

Jake Long :
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">(1:51)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">(During the 2nd verse of Spyro and Sparx, Jake managed to transform into his dragon form)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"> <p class="MsoNormal">DRAGON UP! Let’s show to Laurel and Hardy my true face and heritage

<p class="MsoNormal">You can forget about your Ripto! Because now, you’re gonna feel my [http://spyro.wikia.com/wiki/Spyro_2%3A_Ripto%27s_Rage! Rage]!

<p class="MsoNormal">This is one hell of a winged badass, that you’re disses shouldn’t invoke

<p class="MsoNormal">When I’ll flame ya into Cynders, you’ll be nothing but pure smoke

<p class="MsoNormal">Protecting magical creatures it’s my job to prove that I’m the greatest

<p class="MsoNormal">By defeating and kicking Huntsman’s ass on a day-to-day basis

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re finished Spyro ! As for your friend, I got a lyrical strike

<p class="MsoNormal">I rather face Stitch in a rap battle, than this Tweety Bird look-alike!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP-

(suddenly the logo is set on fire)

-BAAAAAAAA.....TLEEEEEES....OF.....ARGHHHHH!!!!!

(the logo starts running until he turns into smoke)

Poll
Who won? Spyro & Sparx Jake Long