Thread:BreZ/@comment-4490782-20140612181422/@comment-24229600-20140612185212

Here is mine

"Cutting down this oak wasn’t a challenge at all, I thought widowing France would be a little more stressful.

Your rhymes are more ruptured than your blood vessel.

Guess you don’t realize who you're facing, an acknowledged outlaw, William of Orange.

Revolt against anyone with either low tolerance or a shortage of sausage.

You count for both, couldn’t stand other countries.

You aren’t great at all, since greatness knows no national boundaries.

You’re done, even my Geuzen couldn’t ride your terrible flow.

You made a mistake accepting a battle with me cause now you’ll forever be known as simply the military leader that brought all the lines that blow."