User blog:Andrew0218/Charles Dickens vs Victor Hugo - Dem Epic Rap Battles

English writer Charles Dickens, battles French poet Victor Hugo, to see who is better at literature.



'''DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES! '''

'''CHARLES DICKENS! '''

'''VS! '''

'''VICTOR HUGO! '''

'''BEGIN! '''

'''Charles Dickens: '''

A Tale of Two Authors, and this ain’t no mystery

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Only one of them shall be recognized by history

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Quit right now, my heart is much colder than Scrooge

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Compare against me and my legacy, you’re just a stooge

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">From Tolstoy to Chesterton, I’m critically acclaimed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">While you made your home: City of Paris ashamed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Against the king of literature, you don’t stand a chance

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m going to beat you, all the way from UK to France

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I dominated Victorian era with the styles I got

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Having Great Expectations for you? Well I think not

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">My works are amazing, while yours is just a bore

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">In the end, you’ll be on the floor, begging for some more

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Victor Hugo: '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Les ass-beating of Dickens, this will not be romantic

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You needed a lesson, so let me teach you some semantic

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m the hero of France, I deserved to have pride

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I spit rhymes so hot, you’re about to get French-fried

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’ll haunt you even more than the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">This time, not even Tiny Tim can bless this scum

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Not only can write, I also got some skills on painting

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You lost all your fame after Victoria stopped reigning

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Just like the train you rode on, you’re going to crash this time

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You can’t even write, why are trying to rhyme?

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Charles Dickens: '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You tried really hard, but your ideas are still absurd

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Hero? You were exiled after Napoleon III

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m the greatest author of all time; I got all of the fame

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">But you? You got more hate the Hunchback of Notre-Dame

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Why don’t you Hugo to hell, writing is something you should quit

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Your work only got famous because Walt Disney remade it!

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Victor Hugo: '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I fought in revolution, what else did you do?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Having farewell readings and stroked till you’re through?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I shall make this battle be as miserable as your life

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">So here’s my final lines to end this strife

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m the Victor of this battle, I won, understood?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I influenced you, that’s why some of your works are good

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">WHO WON? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">WHO’S NEXT? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">YOU DECIDE! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES! '''

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Who won? Charles Dickens Victor Hugo