User blog:AlRickman394/Jigsaw vs Kermit the Frog

I wrote this. Read it.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Jigsaw

Nice Peter as Kermit

Jigsaw:
 Hello, Kermit the Frog. I want to play a game

All your imaginary life your routine has remained the same

When you lose, I'll destroy you like horror sequels always do

You look like Alf and Yoda gave their baby swine flu

And then I'll cut off your leg and I'll serve it up as a meal

Whether you live or you die, I'll make this little Miss Piggy squeal

You were famous long ago, but not you, not anymore

Now let the game begin if you can handle the gore ===Kermit ===  It's time to beat the crap out of this murderous fiend

You're really making me sick and it's not easy being green

Since “Life's a Happy Song”; your tune is “Never Say Never”

I'm a Mahna Mahna phenomena; Elmo could do this better

There's not a single thing about your eighty movies I like

You think you're tough? You're three feet tall and you ride a freaking trike!

Your traps have got the creativity of One Direction

And you're just about as gay; you found the rainbow connection ===Jigsaw === <p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-style:normal"> You think you can be funny—where did that lie come from?

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">I mean, you even made Bohemian Rhapsody seem dumb

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">I'm about to explode

Crazy Harry
Did somebody say explode?

Jigsaw:
<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">If frogs are handsome and charming, then you must be a toad

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">I'm a reverse Fozzie Bear trap, 'cause my rhymes are quite killer

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">And all your lovers and dreamers adore my infamous thriller

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Even your own characters are heckling your show

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Since your a drug-induced pervert, I guess that makes you a Hi-ho ===Howdy Doody === <p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Is that all you've got, you stone-faced Gremlin half-man?

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Go back into your bathroom and play a game with your hand

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Though he loves a pig puppet, we despise your pig mask

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Just a disclaimer, Mr. Kramer, please allow me to ask

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">Are you a man or a puppet or just a psychopath with cancer

Kermit
<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal">We'll give you time to make your choice before you give us your answer

Jigsaw
<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-style:normal"> I've finished with you, toad; go and make out with Grover

I've had enough of your childish rhymes, so that's it. Game over.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO CARES?

EPI--aaah!

Jigsaw
Ripped off Battles of History...

Poll
Who Won? Jigsaw Kermit the Frog