User blog:MetalFire/MetalFire vs Firebrand795 the rap battle

Greetings everyone welcome to the battle that's been predicted; Lexi (FireBrand795) vs Jose (MetalFire). Lets get this battle started shall we?

MetalFire
The Ultimate Duel has begun! For Jose to leave Lexi rebranded

Bollocks girl! Since to TK and Tesla all you are is a One-Pm stand

I need to say something which is that you bitch too much to Greg and Jason

Great and Powerful? Plz your flow is as slow as your internet connection

You're not gonna be here often as I leave Gardevoir here in embarrassment

The Violas will blast as you face this Rap Gods judgement

Guiz ;-; I have an announcement! It's the dawn of the end of this Mary-Sue

And when facing Senor Metal your lord Waluigi has abandoned you

FireBrand795
For a philospher, you clearly seem to be shit when it comes to wits,

Because if this ditz tries to hit me he'll only harm himself like he used Flare Blitz.

The flames I spit will extinguish this Metal to nothing but scrap bits.

Analyze this; how can you duel with this when you hardly flow or diss?

You're hardly known outside of chat, nobody reads your raps or any of your theories.

Didn't include you in Murder Wikistry, and you'll still be more dead than your series.

Trading blows, and giving you woes; it's the wiki's very own poet!

You took the title "Chat Maud" because it's obvious you won't be promoted.

MetalFire
Sorry to tell you dear, but your guest stars won't save you this time

Oh you might be a Fairy type, but that doesn't matter to burning poison rhymes

You should put this battle for grabs, since the readers know that It's mine

Go cry to Laura and Tavi since your verses sound like you were drunk on wine

It's a Wonder that you're still Mod since you can't even fulfill your duty

The award you earned was right since your disses are pure comedy

In this rap battle you'll crash and burn like your series!

Let's title this blog to a MurderWikistry!

FireBrand795
You've said yourself I'm the hottest fire here, now you're in denial,

I'll use style to Radically freeze and beat you like I'm Weavile.

You aren't a Sly guy, hailing yourself as the best when you failed to Nail,

Lost in Round 1 of the tourney, while in contrast I nearly prevailed.

I get scary, when I bury you and leave you deader than BatKari,

I may be Fairy, but I'm barely phased by this Steel/Fire "Legendary"

Face it; the closest thing to metal you are is being an utter tool.

Your fire has cooled, fool, for I've left you ERB Wiki Schooled.

Who Won? Lexi Metal