User blog:Coolmemeboy2003/epic rap battles of names season 1; sonic vs jar jar

ok 3 battles in one day (1/3) im spoiling you guys anyways here is the speedy blue jar



jar against star warses sonic the edgehog lets go

Battle
(starts at whenever it does)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NAMES!



vs



BEGIN!

Sonic
moneypenny come in im going in the kll

moneypenny come in this will be quite the thrill

im so fast your dead in last

i beat and beat you, back to the past

im gonna run over you with my dance kick

your name is ja ja well o well what a prick

im going sofloantonio on this bro with no remorse

call you a necrophillic clopper cause you're beating a dead horse

Jar jAR
It's chicka, chicka, Jar Jar  I'm livin life in the Fast Lane

You're terrible, Sonic  I'm truly ashamed

That you would even think  That you can battle me

Are you even serious  Freaking kidding?

I'm king of all rap  Go away, stop it, man

Also while you're at it  Stop dressing like your Phil Hartman

 You think I'm short? You look like a minion

People only know you because you killed Indians

Soni
you just copied that verse from mickeyjames

then again im not one to blame

Looks like your Home Alone, Jar JAR, Nobody to help ya You think you're gonna beat me? I doubt ya

Jar jAR
i made star wars the franchise that is today

all you did was smooch shadow, that's really gay

i'm bad, like the movie attack of the clones

i'm dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NAMES