User blog:WonderPikachu12/Robot Tourney: Optimus Prime (LuigiGuy) vs R-Dash 5000 (Firebrand794)

Transformers vs My Little Pony, aawww yeeaaahhh.

Cast
as Prime

as 5000

Battle
Optimus Prime:

Transformers, roll out! I’ll face her on my own

I’m the leader of the Autobots! You’ve just got a bunch of tiny clones

Technically, you don’t even fucking exist

I’ll crush, kill, and destroy your swag with my energon-axe, sis

Bitch, real men watch my show. Yours are gay and delirious

Transformers vs My Little Pony? The answer’s too obvious

I don’t care if you won’t die. When I do, I just come back to life

I’ll protect all of humanity from your pathetic attempts at strife

R-Dash 5000:

Optimus Prime:

R-Dash 5000:

