User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Parody - Smells Like Meatholl, Dexter version

So, yeah. I've become a bit bored of waiting for Wachow's version, so I thought "Fuck it. While I'm waiting, I'll have a pop at it." So, here's my pop at it. I know Meat can take a joke, so hopefully he won't get offended. If I'm lucky he'll even fap to it. Also I've never actually heard the song, so, meh.

Load up on porn

Chat full of friends

It's fun to touch my bellend

Feel my sword, self-allured

Oh no I know I'm a dirty turd

Hell oh, hell oh, hell oh, hell ohhh

hell oh, hell oh, hell oh, let's go

hell oh, hell oh, let's go, let's go

hell oh, hell oh, hell oohhhh...

With the door open, it's more dangerous

Here I am now, I'll entertain myself, no fuss

I saw porn, and it's contagious

Here I am now, I'll entertain myself, no fuss

I'll fap to a mulatto

an albino

a miskito

oh, my libido

yes yes oh

I'm worse at whatever I do, yes

And for this gift, I feel blessed

My little duo has always been

My hand and it's friend, Mr. B. Ellend

Hell oh, hell oh, hell oh, hell ohhh

hell oh, hell oh, hell oh, let's go

hell oh, hell oh, let's go, let's go

hell oh, hell oh, hell oohhhh...

And I nearly forgot the taste

Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile

I found it hard, not hard to find

Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hell oh, hell oh, hell oh, hell ohhh

hell oh, hell oh, hell oh, let's go

hell oh, hell oh, let's go, let's go

hell oh, hell oh, hell oohhhh...

It's my style.

Song End
I know, it was rubbish wasn't it? I rushed it, because I was bored. Hope this will give you some inspiration, Wachow. Also, I've been meaning to do some parodies for a while, so I'll put a poll below.

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