Things 1 & 2

Things 1 & 2 asisted Dr. Seuss in battling William Shakespeare in Epic Rap Battles of History 12 and made cameo appearances in Epic Rap Battles of History 15. They were played by Lloyd Ahlquist.



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Things 1 & 2 are 2 characters from the Dr. Seuss book 'The Cat in the Hat'. They also appear in the movie of the same name. They are being released from a red box the Cat has with him, and mostly cause mayhem when they're out.

Verse 1:
Oh,No. We'll smash your globe

yo, you may have wrote the script but now we're running the show

you can take your fancy words and send 'em back home to your mama

break your foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas

man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs

we'll break offa your legs

make no mistkae we in a rage

all does not end well when we bust out our cage

you gettin' upstaged Bill. yo, you just got played.