User blog:Gliscor Fan/Similar Rap Battles of the Same: Jesse Eisenberg vs Michael Fucking Cera

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Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BULLSHIT

JESSE EISENBERG

VERSUS

MICHAEL F*CKING CERA

BEGIN

Michael Cera
Uhm, Excuse me, Mr. Jessie, can you give me back my fame?

I mean, it’s been awhile since I looked at my own face

Ah, I’m sorry for yelling, but it’s time to Get Real

You got in a lot of trouble for a Woody Allen film deal

Now, This Is The End of the charade you put up

You sound like the awkward version of Candidate Donald Trump

Soon, I’ll take back my spotlight and you will be irrelevent

It takes an Ultra American to get Arrested for Development

Jesse Eisenberg
Uhh… Excuse me? I think you have the incorrect man

Considering every line you’ve said sounds like quiet deadpan

Your rhymes are Superbad, mine are Louder than Bombs

Maybe time for a sex joke? I’ll be socially networking your mom

I have your Kryptonite, Mike, and it’s decent acting ability

Considering half of your films have max frivolity

Let me show you an infinite playlist detailing my Night Moves

Face the facts, Cera, no one is in lesbians with you

Michael Cera
So it’s me against the world, huh? Let me play it again

Your name rhymes with the guy living in his RV, making meth

You’re a laughable actor, acting smarter than he is

When you put your dumb mind into creative geniuses

You ruined Oliver Twist, getting all of us Pissed

I think it’s great the studios gave you no control over your scripts

Now, you think I have a Paper heart, but b*tch, you’re going down

The reason your acting is so funny is cause you were raised by a clown

Jesse Eisenberg
A diss about my mom? What an original joke

Mike, let me tell you an entire life without hope

There once lived a small boy in Ontario, Canada

He was a sixth grade alien, but soon went Bananas

Now he’s living in a world that doesn’t need the talent he lost

That’s right! That’s you, Mike, now you have to pay the acting cost

Got a girl Knocked Up? That Juno movie, I paused it

I’m sure it wasn’t just Ellen Page who was still in the closet

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

Oh… sorry..

rap battles of bullshit

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who won Michael Fucking Cera Jesse Fucking Eisenberg