User blog comment:Kungfuguy27/Brandon Service DF vs Kungfuguy27 - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round 2/@comment-3401602-20160826215902

My expectations were a lot higher for Kung, as I really liked him in the last round, but I don't think he matched that same level here, which is unfortunate. Bran improved a little since his last battle against Dragon.

I don't think "avvy" and "Navy" rhymes.

Lost my shit at the Kungilingus bit.

Though "Eh, what's up, Google doc?" is a nice reference to Kung in the last round, how short the line was just made it sound like it was added in last minute, and I don't think it was that great. Referencing Bugs Bunny was a weird way to go about mentioning it, but it was still a funny concept.

"You’d be dead meat by the semis, Eminem won’t go easy, cuck" -- lol am i eminem in this scenario? "Dead meat" and "semis" are a nice internal rhyme. I think the line could have been written better if it didn't end with some random name-calling like "cuck"; this just sounds like a filler rhyme for the next line.

"If one of us is Green, it’s me, and you’re the dead moose: Gettin’ fucked" -- this might be the most hilarious line in the battle, lmfao.

"Said rad rapper was a red snapper at the Shedd, sad news, I’ve got a new pet!" -- It's a nice diss, replacing your writing partner with someone else, but "I've got a new pet" is such a weird way to end this line, and doesn't sound like you're saying much of anything.

I'd say you two were pretty equal in this, but:

"But you’re a dropout basement dweller, so we know that’s not true!

‘Cause Uni dropped you harder than our series’ updating activity

No job, no class, so you got your broke-ass in the military"

^ I think with these three lines, Bran takes it in the end.

Good job, dudes.

I vote Brandon Service DF.