User blog:CrazyChippy/Random Rap Battles - The Karate Kid VS. Kung Fu Panda

(I hope this is okay for you guys. No seriously, I want to make sure you enjoy the lyrics and beat that go with it...Speaking of beats...

Beat
(Beat Produced by Allrounda Beats)

Rap
The Announcer starts screaming like usual around 00:11 in the beat.



THE KARATE KID

VS.

KUNG FU PANDA

BEGIN!

Kung Fu Panda
(Starts rapping around 00:21 or 00:22)

Why hello there, fellow apprentice!

For a second there I forgot you even existed!

I mean your punches are shabby, and your kicks are all 'flappy'!

Heck! You couldn't kick a dumpling from the hand of grandpappy!

You sucked much, so you ended up getting remade.

But that was more like High School Musical, without the serenade!

I'm not only a panda, but the Dragon Warrior!

I'll make your food disappear! Call me the dumpling sorcerer!

The Karate Kid
Seriously, I'm rapping against a cartoon panda!?

I'd rather go to Naruto and fight the Manda!

I got a movie! It got remade!

You got two movies that added up to lemonade!

I mean you have no friends! Everyone know it's you they hate!

I know theres a Tiger, Cricket and Bird, but they agree 'lose some weight!'

You weigh over a ton, and you still eat more!

Pretty soon your gonna eat your 'friends' fame and galore!

Kung Fu Panda!
"Nobody likes you! You eat all fame!"

At least I don't have anybody who thinks I'm lame!

'Cause I'm original! Karate kid has been done three times!

What? All you have is a mentor that can't dish out half-a rhyme!

The Karate Kid
Every time your show plays, you cause the pollution!

Heck, half of the time, you don't even cause solution!

Hows the cursed boots for 'ya, Po? Have ya' beat the Iron Will whos mean?

The boring one from your show, you know what I mean?

'see's Po on the ground, stunned.'

Po?

I was just gonna say, this was for fun.

I mean, who even cares-

Kung Fu Panda
That I...

Announcer
WHO WON! WHOS NEXT! YOU DECIDE!!!!

(Two RRBOR logos doing epic back flips)

RAAAAnnnNNNRAAaaannnddd RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!!!

(Somebody please insert a poll here, due to me not having the right computer to let me do such a thing)