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 About Me=

To be continued.

Quotes= "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

- Brody (Jaws)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

- Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)

"My momma always said, Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

- Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)

"Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does.""

- Michael Humphreys (Forrest Gump)

"We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. But when we say this, we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun, or that death could arrive this same afternoon - this afternoon which is so certain, and which has every hour filled in advance."

- Todd Waggner (Final Destination)

"In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes."

- William Bludworth (Final Destination)

"Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!"

- Billy (Scream)

"Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something."

- Ghostface (Scream)

"It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

- Norman Bates (Psycho)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

- Vito Corleone (The GodFather)

"Go ahead, make my day."

- Harry Callahan (Sudden Impact)

"I'm the king of the world!"

- Jack Dawson (Titanic)

"Rosebud."

- Charles Foster Kane (Citizen Kane)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

- Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)

"I'll be back."

- The Terminator (The Terminator)

"I see dead people."

- Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense)

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

- Tony Montana (Scarface)

"I did not hit her, it's bullshit, I did not!..Oh hi, Mark!"

- Tommy Wiseau (The Room)

Deces Manor=
 * Chapter 1
 * Chapter 2
 * Chapter 3
 * Chapter 4
 * Chapter 5
 * Chapter 6
 * Chapter 7
 * Chapter 8
 * Chapter 9
 * Chapter 10
 * Chapter 11
 * Chapter 12
 * Chapter 14
 * Chapter 15
 * Chapter 16
 * Chapter 17
 * Chapter 18

Upcoming Stories= My Princess, My Love.

Blast Zone

=The Foreseerer= The Alleyway Murder

Dis Raps For Hire=


 * 1) Season 1
 * 2) Whiskerfishy
 * 3) StWeavile6
 * 4) Laboratory Tuxedo
 * 5) Four4
 * 6) AwesomeGamer
 * 7) Tbone
 * 8) Ms. Greene
 * 9) Max
 * 10) Konnor
 * 11) Season 2
 * 12) Cody
 * 13) Devilishmind of fun
 * 14) Tbone II
 * 15) ParoThese
 * 16) Shamar, Rashee, and Chris
 * 17) Konnor II
 * 18) Jasper
 * 19) Scott
 * 20) Jordan
 * 21) Alex
 * 22) Daniel, Luke and Juliet

Epic Patts Battles= =Season 1=
 * 1) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 2) Mark Twain vs Jack London
 * 3) Norman Bates vs Hannibal Lecter
 * 4) Dick Clark vs Ed Sullivan
 * 5) Muhammad Ali vs Rocky Balboa
 * 6) Mister Ed vs Applejack
 * 7) Liam Neeson vs Leonardo DiCaprio
 * 8) Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali
 * 9) Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles
 * 10) Penn and Teller vs Siegfried and Roy
 * 11) Robin Hood vs William Tell
 * 12) PaRappa the Rapper vs Drake
 * 13) Phoenix Wright vs Atticus Finch
 * 14) Sadako Yamamura vs Kayako Saeki
 * 15) The Finale

=Season 2=
 * 1) Roald Dahl vs JK Rowlings
 * 2) Mr. Miyagi vs Socrates
 * 3) Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali II
 * 4) Sigmund Freud vs Freddy Krueger
 * 5) Danny Zuko vs Arthur Fonzarelli
 * 6) Buffy vs Blade
 * 7) Professor Layton vs The Riddler
 * 8) Dracula vs Frankenstein's Monster
 * 9) Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet
 * 10) Anthony Zuiker vs Agatha Christie
 * TBA

Tournament Battles= =Brunswikian Tourney=
 * 1) Usain Bolt vs Slender Man
 * 2) The Doctor vs Slender Man
 * 3) Slender Man vs Scout
 * 4) Slender Man vs FDR

=Pixelated Tourney= !!!CANCELLED!!!
 * 1) Phoenix Wright vs Lara Croft
 * 2) Phoenix Wright vs Hank Hill

=Video Game Tourney=
 * 1) Booker DeWitt vs Captain Falcon

=Doomsday Tourney=
 * 1) Nemesis vs Lich King
 * 2) Nemesis vs Sideshow Bob

=Movie/TV Show Protag Tourney=

Other battles= =Epic Rap Battles of Pony-try=
 * 1) Discord vs Princess Luna
 * 2) Doctor Whooves vs Trixie Lulamoon
 * 3) Spitfire vs Lightning Dust

=User Battles=
 * 1) Lost battle: RapBattleFanatic vs Patts9009
 * 2) RespectthePixel35 vs Patts9009
 * 3) Patts9009 vs 723tbone
 * 4) Patts9009 vs LakuitaBro01

=Troll Battles=
 * 1) Troll Battles I
 * 2) Troll Battles II

=Old Series=
 * 1) Epic Rap Battles Of Little Shit Thing