User blog:TruthBrood/Old Me vs Future Me Challenge

"The challenge is to make a rap battle between your old self vs yourself now. Make it so yourself now knows everything about your old self, and make your old self only know up to what he knows/limited information. When your done, challenge someone else (like the ice bucket challenge) I want to see how far this will go" -Vincent. Challenge accepted, skrub.

The Battle
EPIC TRUTHBROOD RAP BATTLES! OFF SEASON!

OLD ME!

VS!

ME!

BEGIN!

Old Me
Is that what I'll look like in the future? My god!

I bet I regret doing what I did, I look like a damn hog

Alas, I'll kick your ass, because old you has more class

Speaking of class, go back, and stop rapping so fast

Why are you speaking to these fools here? You're such a disgrace

And you need to stop eating hot-dogs, is that blood on your face?

I'll never have my mind violated, by not watching what you watch

So, I'll keep playing Minecraft, and kick it up a Notch

Me
I'm sick and tired, of a kid trying to outrap me

So stop, now! You'll never trap me

I've got more wits, I know more shit

So just like so many Creepypastas I read, I'll leave your throat slit

You've only just discovered rap battles? You've got a long way to go

Because right now you can't rap, it's like you're trying to be a joke

I'm done with your shit! You hear me?

Because like the Lion King, I'll make a tear fall down your eye, don't you see?

Old me
Will you please shut up!? I can't stand your horrible voice

Face it, you can't rap, stop with the noise

Just like your relationships, your raps are non existent

So just like Ken Masters, I'll make you flip your shit!

Me
Well, that's enough from this ugly little squeaker

Go back to eating Frubes fresh from the freezer!

I'll stay in the present, you stay in the past

And maybe you can deal with the fact, you just got outrapped

End and Poll
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPICTRUTHBROOD RAP BATTLES! OFF SEASON!

Who won?

Me

Old Me