User blog:Alanomaly/Alanomaly Rap Battles 3 - Queen Elsa vs Sub-Zero

Woopdy-doo, a totally original battle (bpf).

No but in all seriousness. This is one I've liked the concept of and have been wanting to make for a while. This third Alanomaly Rap Battle features Queen Elsa of Arendelle battling Mortal Kombat's Sub-Zero.

Lyrics
(Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm5zaUlhWJ8 )

Queen Elsa
You may have video game fame, but you’re just a zombie Noob.

You were directly replaced by Kuai Liang in Mortal Kombat II.

You’ve got once ice blade, I’ve got Arendelle completely froze.

Bringing your health down to an absolute Sub-Zero.

If you think you’re beating me, add that to your Mythologies.

I’m the most complex to be created by the crew of Disney.

I never harm others, I only protect myself

You’re an exception, I’ll throw your game back on the shelf.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Start Running Man, you’re just a Shredder reminiscent.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(217,217,217);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:22px;">I’m Letting it Go as my snow begins to glisten.

Sub-Zero
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You puny little butterfly, let’s see your metamorphosis.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You freed your own life, but endangered everyone else’s.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s time to show you a Fatality Spine Rip lesson,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">As no one should have a life as sorrowful as Elsa’s.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m known within a game, you have a frame for 30 hours.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nowadays, when Scorpion sees me, all he can do is cower.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You somehow beat Rapunzel’s record of CGI hair threads.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Once you leave this battle, your whole kingdom will be torn to shreds.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The only thing within my series to bring down it’s popularity

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(217,217,217);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:2;white-space:pre-wrap;">Is the removing of Fatality due to the Universe of DC.

Queen Elsa
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Do you wanna build a snowman?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cause your rhymes just seem to blow, man.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">My disses leave you to being in need of the Mountain Trolls.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Once you’ve left them, you’ll get ambushed by Smoke.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I take the throne, first Disney Queen instead of princess.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(217,217,217);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:22px;">Recreating Marshmallow so that you may leave me to my loneliness.

Sub-Zero
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You walk a lonely road, your only friend is the snowmen.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">But who knew that the Queen of Arendelle likes to blow men?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your bond with your sister is weaker than that of mine and my brother’s,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And with that twist ending, Hans may as well have been her lover.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This fight ends here, a Sub-Zero Flawless victory.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(217,217,217);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:22px;">Once Upon a Time, this would have not been the end of the Ice Queen.

Poll
Who Won? Queen Elsa Sub-Zero