User blog:SPARTAN 119/Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) vs Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan)

Today in 119's Epic Rap Battles, we have a battle originally intended as a Game of Thrones Season Five release special, but was heavily delayed, but It's finally here!

The sword in the darkness, the watcher on the wall, the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

JON SNOW!!!!!

VS

The Titan-slaying avenger of his hometown,

EREN YEAGER!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!

Jon
Night gathers, and so this rap battle begins

I'll wear no crowns and win glory but this fight I will win!

Fuck Rosa and Maria, I watch over a real wall,

And unlike you, on my watch I never let it fall!

Even with your little jetpack, I'll still kick your ass

So go back home to your lover Armin, at the wall you'll never last!

Eren


So lemme get this straight your from a prestigious noble family

And dedicate your life to frostbite and celibacy! Bitch I'll cut down your whole band a criminals in exile

With my blades of hardened steel and a hail of cannon fire

Then I'll shift into a Titan and deliver the final blow

Because of my true power, you know nothing, Jon Snow!

Jon
So the Spiderman wannabe's in for a second round!?

Swing Longclaw across your neck and I'll take a Titan down!

Titan-shifter or not, will be your final fight,

Winter is Coming for you, and you will not last the night!

Because you're a loser, a whiny little bitch who can't get laid,

And Mikasa knows which one of us has a bigger blade!

Eren
You've unleashed the Titan's rage,

now I'll send you to grave,

Then I'll take your Wildling girlfriend

and I'll bring her to my cave!

Face it Snow, you won't leave this fight alive

You'll get cut up worse than the end of Season Five!