User:Awesomesix



Hola mis perras calientes, my name is Conner, but you can call me A6, Awesome, Asix, Six, Awesomesicks, Better than CW (plz), Awesomesacks, Nope, Butts, 6, Sicks, dig bick, Sex Muffin, Turbo Tits, Butt, Cjoeb, That one kid who's obsessed with Viktoriya, Sparky, Any time, Super Hot, Sweg, Hitler, Potato, Nipple princess, Tree shit, not Hitler, Minipoop, Not Poop, Awesomesix, Four4, Awesomesexy, or Awesomesex.

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 * I've memorized every rap battle, up to Blackbeard vs Capone (Big whoop).Wub.gif


 * I'm 13, but porbably don't act like it (either younger or older).


 * I also like Yourfavoritemartian (R.I.P. YFM Jan 2011-Sept 2012), Hoodie Allen, Skrillex, Ellie Goulding, Dj Earworm, Eminem, AWOLNATION, and last, but definitely not least, my favorite artist of all, Gorillaz.


 * My favorite shows/animes are Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo, Ghosts At School, One Piece, Gravity Falls, and the majority of the Total Drama series.


 * My favorite games are Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, Minecraft, Jetpack Joy Ride, and Team Fortress 2.
 * I like the rap part of Knights of Shame.
 * Viktoriya is an 11/10 pretty/gorgeous/cute blonde russian babe <3

Cliche profile stuff 101.513159
This stuff normally appears on everyone's userpage, and whaddya fucking know, it's here on mine.

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Who I think won each battle:

 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abraham lincoln
 * 4) No one.
 * 5) No one.
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan Nice_Peter_as_The_Easter_Bunny.png
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte
 * 10) Ben Franklin
 * 11) Tie
 * 12) William Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr. Rogers
 * 14) Christopher Columbus
 * 15) Tie
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Tie
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) HAL 9000
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe again
 * 24) Dr. Who
 * 25) Clint Eastwood
 * 26) Sherlock & Watson
 * 27) Moses
 * 28) No one.
 * 29) Gandhi
 * 30) Nikola Tesla
 * 31) Babe Ruth
 * 32) Mozart
 * 33) Mikhail Gorbachev
 * 34) Darth Vader/Boba Fett
 * 35) Tie
 * 36) Tie
 * 37) Bob Ross
 * 38) Michael Jordan
 * 39) The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Least favorite to favorite (my least favorites are still okay)

 * 1) Genghis Khan vs Easter bunny 6.5/10
 * 2) Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il
 * 3) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * 4) Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus
 * 5) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
 * 6) Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite
 * 7) Nicepeter vs EpicLLOYD
 * 8) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * 9) Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare
 * 10) Moses vs Santa Claus
 * 11) Justin Bieber vs Ludwig Van Beehtoven
 * 12) Adam vs. Eve
 * 13) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros
 * 14) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * 15) Miley Cyrus vs Joan Of Arc Genghis_Khan_vs._Easter_Bunny.jpg
 * 16) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * 17) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 18) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 19) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
 * 20) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 21) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2
 * 22) Rasputin vs Stalin
 * 23) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 24) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
 * 25) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 26) Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * 27) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * 28) Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe
 * 29) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 30) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * 31) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
 * 32) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
 * 33) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * 34) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 35) Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
 * 36) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3
 * 37) Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * 38) Mozart vs Skrillex
 * 39) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge (my favorite)

Favorite Rappers:

 * 1) Clint Eastwood
 * 2) Freddie Mercury
 * 3) Mr. Rogers
 * 4) Darth Vader
 * 5) Cleopatra
 * 6) Master Chief
 * 7) Blackbeard
 * 8) Al Capone
 * 9) Mikhail Gorbachev
 * 10) HAL 9000

Least Favorite Rappers:

 * 1) Lady Gaga
 * 2) Adam
 * 3) Eve
 * 4) Easter Bunny
 * 5) Thing 1 & 2

Hat Story Was Beautiful ((by chat members of 1/1/2014))
There was a man obsessed with clocks. One day, he burned off his cock. He went to the hospital later that day, and the said, "Use bombs wisely. He did not use the bombs wisely, so he blew off all of his limbs. He got a sex change and changed his name to Vivan. He ran into the forest and eat tree bark cause we was hungry. But there was an amazing shock as Gotthold Einsenstein came into the forest crying. he killed him. He went to heaven but then he crashed to the ground and then got raped by a pack of wolves. He was reborn as a wolf after his rape and proceeded to become known as pedowolf. Then he met doge and fell in love, but doge is awesome and turned him down. Doge then ripped off Vivan's skin and wore it like a coat. He then proceeded to violently masturbate to the torn off skin. Vivan then regenerated into Scrawland, and became obsessed with clocks again, also aquiring a banhammer. Having acquired a banhammer, he started a regime of ultimate dictatorship under the name of Lloyd Ru

Review: 5/10, needs more salt.

The Story That Should've Ended Quicker ((sequel to hat story was beautiful))
The once was a man named Sex Muffin mc Granny Butt. He liked fuck mountains on the beach. One day he was busy violently beating on a poor grapefruit, a man turned to him. He told him that the Council of Omegle Pervs was meeting in town hall. Butt then killed the grapefruit and the grapefruit went off to a better place along with Butters, the family cat. Butt then carjacked the nearest forklift and proceeded to flip cars. The cars exploded and the maggots turned into unicorns and flew away.Then he was reborn as a werewolf who was known as pedowolf. Sex Muffin tried grabbing on the one of the unicorn's ass and successfully did it. Happy?
 * The once was a man named Sex Muffin mc Granny Butt. He liked fuck mountains on the beach. One day he was busy violently beating on a poor grapefruit, a man turned to him. He told him that the Council of Omegle Pervs was meeting in town hall. Butt then killed the grapefruit and the grapefruit went off to a better place along with Butters, the family cat. Butt then carjacked the nearest forklift and proceeded to flip cars. The cars exploded and the maggots turned into unicorns and flew away. The unicorns turned into dragons and ripped Sex Muffin in two. Sex Muffin's last words were "Gauss is fantastic." However, he was briefly revived as a zombie so that he could recant his words and tell everyone that Gauss sucked Newton's cock and then his cadaver rode off into the sunset on board the SS Cocksucker. The SS Cocksucker's captain, C. Yurass, violently raped the passangers and exclaimed "YOU'RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE!"

Reviews:

Killerface45

Well, I never liked it in the first plaxe.

Awesomesix

11/10 needs more salt