User blog:Celicious/Mortal the Punk

Here a new Mortal diss to celebrate the fact that the bitch chickened out of our battle and now has agreed that I am indeed the best ERB Wiki rapper of 2019. However, the real winner is ofcourse the crowd.

Mortal, you’re a punk, you live in a lie

You think you’re black, but you don’t know what the struggle is like

Please send your punkass to prison for life,

So you can get fucked in the ass by 40 blackas tonight

Your mom is a bitch, I'll stalk her

Wanna be a movie star? You'll crash like Paul Walker

Your lines are too long and you're playing pretend

It's like you being an actor, doesn't make any cents

Won a tournament, but can't structure lines properly

The thought of me on top will be reality as I drop these beats

Honestly, half your shit doesn't rhyme, I'm in control like Babidi

Stomping this Russian commie as I own your property like Monopoly

I pit pit spit  in your neck and you can never burn me

Comments said I won, you didn’t deserve to win the tourney

Firstly, when you heard me, you gave me props and respect

You tried your best to come up with shit at the top of the head

But all those boys and childs makes nobody go wild

I didn't know you were searching for pedophiles

Please stop acting like you're tough, getting mad at what I say

Then brush it off the next day like 'He's just a troll, it's okay"

If I was a troll I'd go back under my bridge, but still

You should jump of a bridge because a troll just got you killed

I might transfer some of my talent to you

but you’d just use to it to get some penis as food

Check how I do raps these bars, you’re lazy and soft

Even Muhammad Ali would find it hard to be shaking these off

Let me tell you a story, about how you’ll never be man to me

I’m not just Jekyll and Hyde; I’m Jekyll, Hyde, Sam and Anthony

Choosing to battle me was a worse mistake than your mother made

In that period where she could’ve set an abortion date

Only big booty bigfoot bitches are ever allowed to touch me

Ultimately, you tried but you never should have trust me

See? It even spells out my name if you look at the first letters

It’s over! This is what a ‘tourney winner’ curse gets ya!

You're ordinary, a Mortal, nothing you do is special

The ERBWiki is a desolate wasteland, that's why you won a medal

Your battles are mundane, your bars are a joke

I make people laugh, you make them re-read what you wrote

Intricate delivery? You don't have it

Creativity? Yeah, you're lacking

You think you're so clever, that's barely believable

Cause unlike your bars, your actions are readable

Cause you're Fedor, a brittle little hip-hop nerd

With writtens nobody gets it, looking like a signature

You look like you're about to save the whole of Middle Earth

With your miniature army, you've been cursed since your birth

Incell lookalike, I guess chicks don't dig your words

So you've become a goblin looking ass like a poor Mister Burns

You would watch a YouTube video just to comment a witty 'First!'

You've dealt with a lot of opponents, but Celicious is the worst

Mortal please stop your bitching

I went to Russianporn.com and bought a whole subscription