User blog:John Micheal Mitchell/Alex Goot vs. Chris Brown - Ridiculously Random Rap Battles

Plz don't take this seriously. At all.

Cast

 * Alex Goot - Myself
 * Chris Brown - Frenzy
 * Elle Fowler (cameo) - Gillian Backhouse (my girlfriend)
 * Jordin Sparks (cameo) - Diabolo453 AKA London Brown (yeh, the girl casted as Jane the Killer in STOC's own ERBoCP)
 * Secret Girls (group cameo) - Miss4yo, PinkiesCupcake, AccordionChick
 * Michael Jackson (cameo) - Justin Buckner
 * Usher Raymond (cameo) - B-Lo Lorbes
 * Skrillex (cameo) - Nathan Provost
 * Blender (cameo) - WoodenHornets
 * Jessie J's manager (cameo) - Nathan Sweet
 * Ash's Coma (cameo) - Mat4yo
 * Yugi Muto (cameo) - VideoGameRapBattles
 * Dracula (cameo) - SuperThingsOnCups
 * Director of Epic Movie (cameo) - Kevin Krust
 * ...and a shitloaded fuckton of other pointlessly stupid cameos that I couldn't note since I ran out of time, which is money. ^^;
 * Instrumental Beat - Exposition

Intro
Ridiculously Random Rap Battles!

Alex Goot...

vs....

Chris Brown...

Br-r-r--r-r-r-COMMENSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris Brown
Prepare to have No Air, Mr. Goot.

You'll go as far as Link in Iron Boots,

Because despite you saying you're Lightning fast,

You have as much Spark as Jordin's ass.

Should've just Let it Be rather than Let it Go.

Anyone who doesn't get that This Christmas can eat my yellow snow!

I'm the one who can give off the cool effects.

Depite Elle and your Secret Girls, I question you having sex.

Alex Goot
That couldn't be Fowler play, Chris. I'll make your pants Brown.

What's with the childish attitude? Are you a clown?

And what's wrong With You, man? Assaulting Rihanna?

You can't mixtape me down...And nothing I know of rhymes with Rihanna.

-*clears throat* Anyway,

I Spark as much as Jordin's ass? That's illogically insane.

My Lightning flow allows me to spit faster Bolts than Usain.

Don't look at me like that. You can't See Through Me.

You're so Exclusive, you should...snort your Graffiti?

I've been making music ever since I was 16.

Your raps stink so much, you can't even help yourself with Listerine.

I'll be the one to make you weep, see?

Since my hometown happens to be Poughkeepsie.

Songs like yours are like your prostate: a joke.

Tell me, back in jail, did you drop the slippery soap?

Chris Brown
You're a white Steve Urkel getting pied in the Kiss Kisser.

I'm compared to MJ and Usher, and back off with your Soul Sister.

You play so many instruments because...you're into one-man bands.

Wishing you wrote the songs? You sound like a poser more than a fan.

Alex Goot
-*beat pauses* Um...ehh...Ah! *clears throat; beat resumes*

Well, I heard better raps from...Skrillex's blender.

Question my sex life? I question your...gender.

Look into my Pretty Eyes as I end my verbal brutality.

You can't...thank...God...after...I give you my Wake-Up Call to reality!

Who's winner?

WHAT's THE NEXT MATCH!?

PLACE YOUR DE-*high-pitched*-CISIONS!!!

Ridiculouthry Rehdeh Rehdetehhhhhhhhhhhh--! *coughs* Throat.

Who's winner!?!? Alex Goot Chris Brown That Guy