User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/ERB of Wiki History 1

E-PIC RAP BATTLESOFWIKIA!

SCRAW-LAND!

VERSUS!

BRIDGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

BEGIN!

Bridger:

Scrawland, what kind of name is that?

I'm about to hang you up like I do my hat!

Step on you like I do my mat!

Poison you more deadly than I do feeble rats!

Scrawdad:

Ha! I'm an Asian! I find new ways to do tax evasion!

I spit rhymes hot than that of that Eminem Caucasion!

Bridger, eh? Riddle me this, for fact!

Will your shitty rhymes beat my senior tact?

I--

Tesla:

STOP!

I'm here to spit two lines to make you kids stop trying!

Your raps aren't that good so just stop lying!

The Tesla is here to prove one thing!

And it's that no one can beat an admin!

(So get it right, losers!)

RapBattleFan can try, but we won't get too far.

And just stop now, Scribs, cause I'm about to rip a Scraw!

Learn your lessons and come back again!

Then actually try to rap against the one true admin.

Bridger:

Oh yeah? Well--

Scraw:

Stop! Let's fight him!

Bridger:

OK then. Let's do this!

Scraw:

You call yourself Tesla, I'm the Edison of your existence!

I'll beat down your Wardenclyffe Tower without any assistance!

Yes you're a Bane, but more like the bane of genius!

My rhymes are diverse, excessively heterogeneous!

Tesla died in poverty, you'll go down in shame!

It is your power that I have come to claim!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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