User blog:John Micheal Mitchell/Decent Rap Duels of Creepypasta - Beta Luigi vs. Sally.exe

Behold, battle #2. And it's of a subpar pasta and a cliché-filled pasta, both with not a lot of people knowing about them. Unless you've read the title, it would happen to be Luigi from the beta version of Luigi's Mansion, the pseudo-horror game that would be Nintendo's second try at giving Luigi recognition (first one being Mario is Missing, which wasn't very good). In the other corner would be the executable file version of the character anyone who knows of the Sonic the Hedgehog comics or the old Saturaday morning series knows of, or just Sally.exe. I've read both creepypastas before in case you didn't guess at first, not saying anyone here's imbicelic. As before, there will be many references no one will get, so you might want to do research on what you do not really get. If you're wondering if I might do my own version of MARIO vs. Sonic.exe, then you are right. I just need to think up the lyrics as I look into their source material.

Cast

 * Beta Luigi - Nice Peter (like in Wright Bros. vs. Mario Bros.)
 * Sally.exe - Kimmy Gatewood
 * Sally.exe sprite animation - Dorkly
 * Instrumental - Beware of the Dark

Intro
Decent Rap Duels of Creepypasta!

Beta Luigi!

vs....

Sally.e-x-e!

COMMENCE!

Sally.exe
Kyle didn't want to play with me, that's a fucking shame.

And I can't play with you since you're still so lame.

Like your brother, you're an Italian stereotype.

If I were you, I'd give King Boo what he wants and DIE!

Even outside act 0, you're Not So Perfect,

And that dinky vacuum cleaner's your method to be protect(ed).

You only had one year of you own, that's a damn drag.

I won't be Kind and Fair, so I suggest you Go Back!

Beta Luigi
I'm-a Beta Luigi! #1, motherfucker!

And with those mouth tentacles, you're such a cocksucker!

It doesn't take 24 hours to know originality's what you lack.

You're the Sonic pasta version of Nickelback!

When it comes to rapping, I'll get the best ending.

You'll be executed, crushed, and ravaged in my mansions!

I've got a fistful of thunder, and a cold-hearted death stare.

Some ordinary gamers even say your cliché! Feel that burn there?

Sally.exe
You have boos and silly ghosts in the official game

While my story has at least a slight bit of fame.

Even if those beta elements are true in reality,

It took a cup a' KC to point out your hara-kiri.

No need to keep on moping and Cursing. Fun is infinite!

Though your later death will be pretty definite.

Sonic, my love, he will taste blood and flesh soon.

So I suggest you join before the next Dark Moon!

Beta Luigi
OH GOD NO! At this point, you'll need a Game Genie!

I'll make you Cease to Be as I eat lotsa spaghetti!

There's no need for round 2, you already lose.

I just want you to die! Do you get it? I HATE YOU!

Rapping skills like yours are why my shadow hangs itself.

I'd rather have your DVD collect dust on my shelf.

You won't be calling any monsters to win this fight!

With that said, my bittersweet princess: GOODNIGHT!

Who's the winner!?

What's the next match!?

Place your decisions!

Decent Rap Duels of *vacuum whirrs* Creepypast-AAAAAAAAAaaaah! *logo gets sucked in*

Who's the winner!? Beta Luigi Sally.exe