Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 63/@comment-28789095-20160619070155

What are people's thoughts on an Indiana Jones / Larry Croft matchup?

Here's a half a battle I just wrote up featuring this mathcup - I'll finish it if anyone has any interest in me doing so:

Larry Croft

I don't really think that you know what you're doing

By battling me, man, you already blew it

You see your pompous ego, it's through the roof

And I'm gunna crash it down, like I'm conquering tombs

I'm sorry man, you're just not hip

I'll take your S&M whip, and make you my bitch

Have you cleaning my tent, while I'm climbing up cliffs

See I discover gold, and beat down thugs, while you search for skullsand give tugs to Shia Lebouf

You're not tough

In your last movie you looked wrinkly... as... fuck

What the fuck man, you use to be the man

Tight pants, sick stance, suave hair

Now you're just sitting there in your rocking chair

Indiana Jones

I discover artifacts, and the fact of the matter is

I don't really want to battle this tremendous bitch

Whose only claim to fame is her tremendous tits

and how dare she make fun of my tremendous whip

Its usefulness - clearly self-evident

You're a kid, just clowning around, might as well be raiding a lost and fond

I'm a man, a true OG, if you're cave dwelling - you got that shit from me

I decree, you're a waste of space - got about two good ones out of a dozen games

Your shits lame, blame the way you behave, short-shorts and tank-top on the coldest of days

And now I'm going to put this away and lock it in a case

Go ahead and open it - melted face