User blog:Iamthelegion/DK vs Bane - C vs VG

Donkey Kong:

Everybody stand up it’s the original digital villain

You were sweating in prison, I was chilling

Dark Knight Rises is your claim to fame

I’ve been big since Nintendo’s first game

You’re stronger than a gorilla, I juggle mammoths

While I spit flames so cold you can’t fathom

It’s only twenty-five metres to reach the prize

Too bad this wannabe Hulk won’t make five

Bane:

I’m Bane, the awesomely and unbelievably badass

If you were hit by a Batmobile you’d be a flapjack

You think you can beat me? Did you just leave Arkham?

Prepare for your doom as the knight darkens

25 metres? So easy it’s a joke

Break you like the bat and then force choke

I don’t need venom to win this fight

I’ll crush you in fisticuffs day and night

I’m unique, only guy to beat Batman

And more viral than the style of Gangnam

I have a ‘roided up gorilla stepping as a foe

You sound dumb, so I’ll rap this slow

This easy a foe for me round one is a godsend

If you wore armour this would be your Knights end

DK:

Make a guy a movie antagonist and he thinks he’s a prodigy

You’ve sucked ever after the Knightfall Trilogy

I’ve maintained my fame from DK country to Jungle Beat

You’re a feeble weakling, step back, and take a seat

I’m the paramount supervillian, and Diddy’s daddy

You sucked in the Suicide Squad and as a Batman baddy

You couldn’t take Azrael, and taking Bruce was a fluke

You’re unnamed yet, do you rather Bill or Luke?

You lie, say you’re the very best

You don’t even appear in Knightquest

Bane:

You’re still harping on, what are you insane

It’s axiomatic to say I’ll be your Bane

You say I sucked in the Squad, but I’m totally versatile

Maintained your fame in Jungle Beat? You must be in denial

Get ready, I’m pumping refined Titan

If you weren’t a dumb animal you’d be frightened

I sucked after the trilogy? Have you seen No Man’s Land

I’ll take your whole family, I should be nerfed or banned

I scare Slenderman, I’m 12 feet tall

Just like Wayne, this is your Knightfall

Slenderman: Which weakling rapped better? Prepare for me next… (Statics and crashes)

Who Won? Donkey Kong Bane

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