User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Jack Frost VS Ebenezer Scrooge

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!



EBENEZER SCROOGE

 VS



JACK FROOOST!

  Frost:

This is the present old man will you quit living in the past,

for your future I’ll freeze you in frost and kick you in the ass,

you’re a Christmas man of greed, what’s wrong with you?

you became a good guy when the story ended so Scrooge you,

I come right at you like ghost, you can call me Jacob Marley,

there’s thousands of versions I’ll trap you in garland, you’ll be gnarly,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re a dead old man whose only actions are ignorance and want,

<p class="MsoNormal">dude you were going to die and hopefully, you are,  I say that nonchalant

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Scrooge:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well excuse me Jack, do you mind shutting up for a second?

<p class="MsoNormal">have Bob grab my coat because I’ll beat you I reckon,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll send you up North for your crimes, blizzard on Easter,

<p class="MsoNormal">my raps are Pitch Black, they’re like a lyrical leister,

<p class="MsoNormal">knock you right outta here, say hello to my little friend,

<p class="MsoNormal">Tooth called, kid, because of the thing you failed to defend,

<p class="MsoNormal">yeah, they dropped you as a guardian, so you might wanna go,

<p class="MsoNormal">cause I turned back to a man as soon as we started the show

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Frost:

<p class="MsoNormal">Humbug I tell you, the real Scrooge is Scrooge McDuck,

<p class="MsoNormal">you really think you can win? Quite frankly, I don’t give a fuck,

<p class="MsoNormal">your death was celebrated among people, man, what did you do?

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re flying in and out of reality, call it a case of the flu,

<p class="MsoNormal">the Belle is ringing, Scrooge, your time has come,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re like an Old Joe, you’ll be locked up in jail you criminal scum

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Scrooge:

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw the light and you’re still talking about this issue?

<p class="MsoNormal">I see you tearing up Jacky, do you need a tissue?

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re just nipping at my nose, can’t you do anything worse?

<p class="MsoNormal">your whole crew are old people, you all wear a purse,

<p class="MsoNormal">persona of Old Man Winter, shouldn’t you be a grumpy old fool?

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack, you just freeze things, funny thing, you don’t keep things cool

<p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Frost:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m in the Runaway’s Shadows, I make my clones to fight,

<p class="MsoNormal">but I don’t need them right now, “one who has seen the light”,

<p class="MsoNormal">I cause you the First Death of Christmas, I’ll make you get frost bite,

<p class="MsoNormal">Merry fucking Christmas to you Scrooge, have a good night

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Scrooge:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll take you down to the ground, you’re as gay as Rainbow Magic,

<p class="MsoNormal">you wanna freeze Fairyland but  you can’t do anything more tragic,

<p class="MsoNormal">A Jack of All Trades but really, you’re just Jack in the deck,

<p class="MsoNormal">but when you turned into a snowman you became a media wreck!

Who won? Jack Frost Ebenezer Scrooge