User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of History Upgraded! Mickey Mouse vs Slender Man!!!

Okay, I admit, it's not the most obvious match-up, but honestly, who gives two shits? So, yeah, basically, famous Disney character Mickey Mouse battles against the undisputed Creepypasta King, the faceless Slender Man!

Here we go!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Mickey Mouse!

VS!

Slender Maaaaaan!

BEGIN!

Slender-

Welcome to the forest, come and try to survive

Because when I'm here, you won't come out alive!

I've raped celebrities, Bieber, Cyrus and the Brothers Sprouse

And know I'm going to make a meal with the guts of this Mouse

I'm the Lord of Scares, you happened to be a Creepypasta!

So run, Mickey. Slender Man has arrived, so run. Run faster!

Mickey-

On your marks, get set, go, prepare to lose this rap race

How are you even speaking? You haven't even gotta face!

I'm more famous than you, and nobody plays your game!

I don't blame them anyway, you say your scary? More like lame!

I'll beat you, Jeff, The Rake and the rest of your dumb crew

Everyone knows you just copied The Silence from Doctor Who!

Slender-

That was the most boring rap I've heard in my entire life!

I can gut you in seconds, Mickey, taste the end of this knife!

Nobody watches your show, if you didn't know, it's just shit

And Disney didn't die naturally, he met me, and met the pit!

You are a useless gay prick, no wonder Minnie prefers me in bed

So never try to beat me, or face the big risk of losing your head!

Mickey-

I'd rather face Happy Appy, he's a better scary freak

You try to spit raps, but they just end up being weak

I'm a popular guy, who has fucking God on speed dial

You live with Jeff the Killer, and you drink corpse bile!

You might just be the sickest person I have ever met!

But if somebody paid you to win, you just lost the bet!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC *creepy laugh* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

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Who Won? Slender Man Mickey Mouse