User blog:Wachowman/Wiki Tales: Borderlands Trailer

(Screen shows 3 Men walking through a desert heavily armed)

Man 1: this is a stupid idea.

Man 2: for once I agree with Steeler.

Steeler: did I say you could agree with me?

Man 2: oh, I'm sorry, Wonder, this idea is fucking amazing.

Steeler: that's not what I meant!

Wonder: Joe, Steeler, both of you shut up, we're here now.

(Screen shows the 3 users at a bandit camp site)

(Screen shows the 3 users tied to a poll surrounded by Psychos)

Joe: I'm back to agreeing with Steeler.

Steeler: now I'll allow it.

Joe: and I don't see Wachow.

Wonder: I thought he'd be here.

Joe: what now?

Wonder: I already sent out the distress call before they tied us up.

Steeler: you actually think Patts is gunna show up?

(An explosion is heard in the camp site as Bandits are seen being pushed into the air)

Wonder: yes.

...

Patts: can there be a day when I don't have to save your asses?

Steeler: the day Wonder stops being leader.

Wonder: shut it, how about the day you give us correct coordinates to Wachows location?

Patts: not my fault, he's a sneaky son of a bitch.

...

Joe: so what now?

Patts: *gets in his vehicle* well, there's a town, Legionston, not far from here, I guess go there for the night.

Wonder: then?

Patts: I don't know, I'll find a new place for you all to go.

Wonder: is that gunna be our life from now on?

Patts: listen, you guys have been doing this job for a few months, once you start you never stop, and you've got a difficult first mission.

Joe: couldn't we have just gotten something easier?

Patts: not for 2 billions dollars.

(Patts starts up his car)

Steeler: wait.

Patts: what?

Steeler: can you at least give us a ride?

Patts:...*sighs* fine, get in.

Steeler: thanks.

...

From the makers of The Walking Wiki

(Patts is seen driving quickly through a desert)

Another epic story

(Steeler is seen buying a gun from a masked man)

Another epic journey

Wonder is seen aiming his shot gun at a man

Another epic-

Joe: could some one shut this guy up?

Steeler: on it.

(A gunshot is heard)

After The Walking Wiki Season Finale

Joe: you realize we're fucked right?

Wonder: we'll get out, trust me.

Steeler: whenever we trust you we almost die!

Wonder: trust me.

More Adventures

(Joe, Steeler and Wonder are seen climbing up a mountain)

More Characters

Ynkr: my names Ynkr, I help Bounty Hunters like yourself, but it comes with a price.

More Death

(A Bandit is seen being shot in the head by Joe)

Joe: whenever you guys want to leave, just let me know.

After every episode

(A Man is seen in a bar with multiple dead people on the ground)

You'll be wanting more

(Steeler and Joe are seen falling from the sky)

Joe: deploy the parachute!

Steeler: I don't have a parachute!

Joe: what do you fucking mean you don't have a parachute?!

Steeler: it's pretty self-explanatory!

Wiki Tales: Borderlands

Joe: can't we just live here the rest of our lives? It's so much safer than the outskirts.

Wonder: we need the money for that Bounty.

Steeler: then we never have to see each other again.

Joe: if that's true, then let's hurry it up.

Coming Soon

Patts: I have another read on Wachow.

Wonder: no! We're finding a new...whatever you're called.

Patts: good luck with that, you know you won't get that money without me.

Wonder:...

...

(Screen shows a Man walking through a desert as Skags follow behind him)

Man 1: *whistles* Peter, Lloyd, come here boys, I think I found ya some food.

(The screen goes black)