User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 28: Daniel Bryan vs. James Harden

It's the battle of the bearded athletes! This battle features WWE superstar, Daniel Bryan vs. NBA Shooting Guard James Harden. Enjoy! (wrestling bell) EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DANIEL BRYAN! VS. JAMES HARDEN! BEGIN! 

Daniel Bryan: Hey yo Kane! Save your demonic chokeslams for later! While I leave this nigga all bouncin like a broken elevator! WWE Champion baby! I'm a 5 footer superstar! While you shoot boring 3-pointers, I have sex in my car! I may a 5 footer but my goals reach heights That nobody can reach, not even your boy Dwight! So take your rocket back down to where you started to cry! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Before I Daniel Bryan running knee your ass sky high! <p data-rte-fromparser="true">

<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="3">James Harden: <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Better call a substitute because you're going to suffer! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">All you did what make The Authority look tougher! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Running knee my ass? You couldn't even reach my head! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">I'll be doing A+ player moves just like I said! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">You failed your career before you even applied! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">You try to clothesline but I reach my hand and (denied!) <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Your gameplays in the ring just aren't that fun! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">James Harden just destroyed Daniel Bryan and one! <p data-rte-fromparser="true">

<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="3">Daniel Bryan: <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">You may be black but my schlong is bigger than yours fella! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">You can deny all you want, just ask Bri Bella! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">I'll lock your rip-off beard till the crowd shouts (YES!) <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Now I end this battle with a touch of Bryan finnesse! <p data-rte-fromparser="true">

<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="3">James Harden: <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Numba 13 here to stomp you out son! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Enjoy this battle while you can 'cuz this will be your last one! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Your career is over Daniel! Your end is near! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Now bow down to the athlete and respect the beard! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">(basketball buzzer) <p data-rte-fromparser="true">

<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="3">WHO WON? <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">WHO'S NEXT? <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">YOU DECIDE! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">EPIC RAP (wrestling bell) BATTLES OF HISTORY! <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cpoll%3E%5CnWho%20Won%3F%5CnDaniel%20Bryan%5CnJames%20Harden%5Cn%3C%5C%2Fpoll%3E%22%7D" data-rte-instance="263695-13634932765379d3519e0e0" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="ext" /> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">