User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic RTP Battles of History News with John Adams

What the Fuck Is New
WAZZUP BITCHEZ?!!! My name is John FUCKING Adams. No one knows my middle name, so I'm just going to say it is "FUCKING".



When I'm not making our country grand, I read my favorite fan-made ERBs, Epic RTP Battles of History. If you've never read any of it, you obviously don't check blogs. They're being made constantly! Anyway, yesterday, my homeboy RTP made 3 battles in one FUCKING day. Well, guess what? That will happen again!

Unfortunately...
We have some bad news. RTP is taking a quick break from the battles, and there will be a schedule. The next battle, #13, will be released June 7, 2013. The next battle will be released on June 13, and the next one, the Season 1 finale, will be released on Juneteenth! For people who don't know what the FUCK is so special about it, June 19, BITCHEZ.

Season 2
Season 2 will be released shortly after the Season 1 finale, and you could expect some crazy things. But for now, let's get to some FUCKING HINTS.


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FIGURE IT OUT YOUR FUCKING SELVES.



Pixelated Rap Tourney
For anyone in the tourney who DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW, round 2 has started! In fact, Shadow vs Clone Troopers and Phoenix Wright vs Hank Hill has already been finished, with Clone Troopers winning by a landslide, and Phoenix Wright winning 6-3. Congratulations, Four4 and Patts9009, you two will be moving on to the semi-finals! So FUCKING far, we need these battles to start:

Zeus (Left 4 speed) vs Doctor Who (PredatorFan)

Finn the Human (NightHawk9001) vs Dragonborn (J1coupe)

Semi-Finals Match-ups:
Phoenix Wright (Patts9009) vs the winner of Zeus vs The Doctor

Clone Troopers (Four4) vs the winner of Finn vs Dragonborn

We wish good FUCKING luck to everyone in the tourney, and thanks to everyone who signed up! I hope it has been a good FUCKING time for you!

That Wraps Things Up
Well, that's about it for this session of ERtPBoH news. My name is John FUCKING Adams, and I wish everyone a good FUCKING day.