User blog:RadicalWeavile/Chubby Checker vs Psy

After a short absence, I'm back with another battle. This is my personal preference when it comes to an opponent for Psy.

Jordan Peele as Chubby Checker

Timothy Delaghetto as Psy

Nice Peter and EpicLloyd as background dancers; Peter dances with Psy, Lloyd with Checker

Iman Crosson as Obama (cameo)

Several girls

Beat: TBA

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CHUBBY CHECKER!

VS

PSY!!!

BEGIN!

Psy: Hey fatso! Think you got more beef in your twist, huh?

Well I chopped it up, burned it up, and now its overcooked, ha!

People don't remember you but I'm a house...hold...name

You're a Fats Domino clone except much...more...lame

The only people who listen to you are seventy year old ladies

Compare that to me when I'm on Youtube with these babies

We're in the 21st century, not the 70's

Jump, jump, jump. King me!

Chubby Checker: I'm going to slap you back to South Korea, you K-popping punk!

You call that dancing? I call that "Look! I got kicked in the junk!"

It's a crime that the video got so viral

This crook of a gook is gonna get booked, yall

Even though you made a song claiming you're a gentleman

It doesn't negate the fact you were anti-American

You're a little bitch and you dance like you're spayed

My Twist is a classic, but your style's overplayed

Psy: Leave your petty ass oppinions to yourself, you windbag

For it's no longer you who is placed in the mags

I dress with style, you can't groove anymore

I shook hands with the President, go sue nerds on computers!

Only one of us is a guy who makes fresh tunes

Who knew it was easy to beat afro headed coons?

I'm gonna kill this fucking yankee painfully and slowly

Then go oppan Gangnam Style on your grave with my hot totties

Cjubby Checker: You know, youlook like Kim Jon Un with glasses

It's showtime, ladies, to kick some asian asses!

That'swhy we have oldies, son, to keep youngins' in check

I'd rather water my flowers, but, aww, what the heck

Speaking of flowers, I'm going to leave you like a pissed on rose

these last verses are powerful, hold on to your nose!

Maybe I'll take a freebie from a chinky with his baby, ha!

Cuz youmissed, only hissed, and stuck a disco stick up your Assarabia

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won?

Chubby Checker

Psy