User blog:SophisticatedShark/Fandoms vs Haters - Bad Battle Suggestions 10

Apologies for the other blog post, I hit enter too early except that my power went out for the entire day so I couldn't upload the rest of the blog. So anyways, this battle was pretty hard to make, maybe more than Honey Buns vs Twinkies but I'd say this was more fun to make. Shout out to GIR 5 Life for finding the suggestion for this battle as well as a bunch of other suggestions we might see later. Anyways without further a due, here's the fandoms, consisting of bronies, comic book nerds , and whovians ; against the haters, the Ku Klux Klan , neo-nazis , and internet trolls. Enjoy



BAD RAP BATTLE SUGGESTIONS

FANDOMS

VS

HAAAATTEERRRS

BEGIN

Fandoms:
In the name of Equestria, we'll best you with our flows

Three mess of ya's, with one schooled by a radio show

I don’t mean for it to rain on your white pride parade

But let's show the exception of who we love and tolerate

I’m coming in so Marvelous, so don’t try to stop me

Call me Captain America and watch me choke hold a nazi

So why don’t you go and brand a swastika on your tramp

Now watch me slam you harder than a concentration camp

Someone call the Doctor, I’m out of this freaking world

I'm hanging with the companions, you've never talked to a girl

A fascist, a racist, and a redditor so faceless?

We spit it so underground, we floor you back to your basement

We’re wasting these haters, I can’t quite comprehend it

That these guys’ only friends is the freaking First Amendment

We mix it up and wreck this, you go keep your colors separate

No one'll listen your next message so just try to protest this

Haters:
These bestiality freaks are gonna suffer great affliction

When we burn your fanfictions and cross you like crucifixion

Watch the Kool Kids Klub show these nubs how to hang

We're the only klan that spits more dang than Wu Tang

Heil Hitler! No manchild can stop the superior race

The Fourth Reich has come to lyrically leave you waste

Call me the newest stormtrooper because I bring the thunder

Why don’t you reblog this verse and cry back to your tumblr

All u noobs fukin suck, this troll master will flame it on

I'm gonna whoop these faggot maggots back to Comic Con

So sonic screw yourself, stick to cosplays and roles

You can argue all you want, but you should never feed the troll

Fandoms:
Why should we take shit from some dork in a fedora?

We fandoms stick together, with doper rhymes than Zecora

You're a sad man,  a hick, and one out their wibbly wobbly time

Your verses are so damn horrible that they should be a hate crime

Why don’t you stuff your little lines in your point pillowcase fools?

You're building us up your walls? I knock 'em down: Deadpool

Watch these bigots go and hiccup when we're sicking them out

So quit rapping your hate speech and just head back to the south

Haters:
Our motion's breached the whole globe, not just those confederates

You'll wish that you could regenerate when we exterminate!

In the front, we leave you stormed like the dead doctors you mourn

Retreat to your comic book store and stick to rule 34 porn

I'd bang you harder than your mother, lynch you hanging off a willow

Making a change to the world, go kiss your Twilight Sparkle pillow

You'll wish you had your reTARDIS when we show you white power

Like those cockroach jews, you should really take a shower

So to speak, you got owned like your minted action figures

Or I guess in our words, just like a bunch of captured niggers

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



YOU DECIDE

BAD RAP BATTLE SUGGESTIONS OF HISTORRRY Who Won? Fandoms Haters