Talk:Adam vs Eve/@comment-82.75.134.92-20121213171723

Galileo: I look in my telescope and what do I see?

The world doesn’t turn around the sun, but it’s all about me.

Yes, you’re the first man who went to the moon.

But you haven’t learnt how to eat in space with a spoon.

I’m a professor and what are you?

You died at a operation where they wanted to rescue you!

You’re a silly, stupid, freaky man, who needs attention.

But the telescope was my invention!

I can see almost the whole the universe.

You call me a bitch? That’s the reverse!

Armstrong: That was the most useless rap, you know?

I have medals. Do you have any? No?

I’ve walked on the moon and you can only look at it.

You’ve made a thermometer? I don’t give a shit!

Yes, this is one step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

Without your telescope you are completely blind!

I can fly into space, you can only think.

And I don’t care that in space I only can drink!

Galileo: One step for a man? Ha, that’s fake!

I step on you and make you so flat as a pancake!

I have improved Newton’s law.

The moon was the only thing you saw.

According to the law you have to fall down.

Get ready… for the countdown!

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Armstrong: I can fly, cause I’m a pilot.

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I went to the moon, because I gave a shot.

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What’s with that countdown, it’s annoying me.

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Hey, wait! I’ve an idea!

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Why don’t you just go to hell?

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The catholic church hates you, cause you’re a rebel.

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I am very famous, nobody knows you.

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So fuck you, Galileo!

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And that Newton person toooooooooo.

-10- Who won? -9- Who’s next -8-

You decide! -6-

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