User blog:WonderPikachu12/Octodad vs Octomom. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History Off-Season

I was going to upload this battle Friday, but it turns out I'm going to be somewhere over the weekend, so decided to upload it sooner.

And I know I uploaded a battle just last week, but this is an off-season, so fuck it.

Octodad Background: His house

Octomom Background: Her house

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJOYGDIPdc0

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY

OCTODAD

VS

OCTOMOOOOOOOM

BEGIN!

Octomom:
(Starts at 0:21)

Try to challenge this mother of fourteen, you've met your Deadliest Match!

You think you have chance? This battle will be as close a shave as your mustache!

You? Step to me? Please! You'll just end up slipping!

I gave birth to eight, you see! Squidward here isn't a threat to me!

I'm a real celebrity! You're an indie game soon to be forgotten.

You lied to your whole family about who you were? And they say I'm rotten.

I'll choke you with your own ties. You're just a wimpified Slip N' Slide!

Try to grab the mic, and tonight, I'll be having slaughtered octopi!

Octodad:
(0:42)

Blrlrlbrbrbgh! You wanna face Cthulhu? Well, I'm about to make it pour!

Unemployed? Welfare fraud? Well, no wonder your verse was so poor!

I'm a squirmy father from the seas, you just know I've got that flow!

You mess with me, and I'll take you down just like I did Chef Fujimoto.

I sue a Suleman, Doud. Rhymes crashing through the back of your minivan.

Looks like all those kids took a toll on your size, while I'm a skinny man.

You've got a parody musical mocking you, but I have fans aplenty!

Man, I hate you even more than you hate your own babies!

Octomom:
(1:04)

I don't get much sleep, yet it was your verse that made me yawn!

You're just a dad of two little brats. Don't even try to take me on!

I'll put Ursula in an aquarium! Just like my kids, you'll be scorned,

Especially when you married someone so into into tentacle porn!

Octodad:
(1:14)

Tentacle porn? Seriously? Coming from this "Best Celebrity Sex Tape" whore?

And you're judging my kids, when you've got social workers at your door?

You're a failed mom with a hoarding disorder that went and married a wuss.

I'm truly a loving father, caring husband, secret octopus.

WHO WON?

DOES IT MATTER?

PROBABLY NOT!!!

BLLRBLGH BLRP BLLRBLLBS BLLRDRRBLRBLGHS BLRBLRBBS BLRRRBLRRRGHBLRR!!!

Who won? Octodad Octomom