User blog:Wachowman/Parody 54 CW vs Piet (Chuck vs Abe)

I've said before I was probably not gunna use these 2 ever again, but I liked the Rival Parodies idea I've been making, so I made one for probably the most known rivals on the Wiki, CW and Piet (also known as Bob and Jari, the Tom and Jerry of the wiki) so PLZ (see what I did there) enjoy!

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MRPIETCAPTAIN

VS

CAPTAIN WARRIOR

BEGIN

Piet verse 1
Bob plz! We all know I'm known as a god,

All the users respect me here, you're just a kick-bag for the mods!

I read your little battles, how does it feel to know your raps suck,

Well how's this Bob, you can listen to my raps and know you're outta luck.

We all thought you'd be cool, when you were still an AWC,

But you're gunna lose this battle, like you lost to Phil, times 3

I'll rip your metal heart out, ban your account,

Show you and all the trolls what I'm about!

I've never lost a fight and that won't start now,

You even failed so much you became the bitch of Wachow!

CW verse 1
This isn't your wiki, Piet, so don't you "plz" me,

Cause I invented Rap Battles, when I beat Night and Luigi.

I don't even need to battle you, I'll be just like Meat

My raps will be like a Big Bang, when you see your final defeat.

Piet verse 2
I'm one of the four Bureaucrats on the wiki, you not even a mod after half a year!

We all know your raps are 'Meh', and your grammars like Coupe drinking beer!

You're raps will bring me a Big Bang? Too bad I'm made of Iron, Man!

I'll make fun of your Legendary Rap Battles, lets start with the fact you have no fans!

CW verse 2
I am The Captain Ultimate Warrior!

And I'd do more, bans galore, with Edit Whores, than your puny Wiki War, Sir!

I've helped the Wiki, when it needs a kick!

But no matter how many, times they've kicked me, my will powers too thick!

You haven't done much, but I'm known as Legendary!

And I don't join the chat, Users just wanna be around me!

My raps, are just so sick, in the end you'll be sneezing!

You might have more power than me Piet, but this is the ultimate Plzing!

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

End
Who won?...plz. Piet CW