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Who Won?

John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly

Lennon trounced O'Reilly. Simply put.

Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler

I thought Hitler won, but the story has Vader winning.

Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris

I am going to get criticized heavily, but Norris managed to beat Lincoln. "I won the Civil War with my beard" is not intimidating.

Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga

Palin could've won if LisaNova rapped better. She didn't.

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs. Kim Jong-Il

Macho Man managed to fail so miserably that I can only give Hulk Hogan the victory.

Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig Von Beethoven.

The fumbling, bumbling Bieber ran into the Beethoven juggernaut. Beethoven all the way.

Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking

It was Hawkingtastic. The worst drubbing up to this point. Poor Einstein.

Genghis Khan vs. Easter Bunny

Genghis Khan made the Easter Bunny visually terrified. I have to give it to him, even though my gut instinct is Easter Bunny.

Napoleon vs. Napoleon.

The closest battle to this point. Gotta say, Napoleon Dynamite wins. I would probably give it to Bonaparte if I didn't know French.

Billy Mays vs. Ben Franklin.

Not as bad of a blowout as Einstein-Hawking, but Franklin stank. This blowout was roughly equivalent to Bieber-Beethoven.

Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

Not the best battle ever. Dumbledore won, though.

Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare

Gotta give it to Seuss. Close.

Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers.

Not sure there can be a bigger blowout. At least in Hawking-Einstein, Einstein held his weight. I can't believe Mr. Rogers crushed Mr. T so badly.