User blog:Iamthelegion/Kefka Palazzo vs the Joker - C vs VG

First off, this battle is dedicated to User:GIR 5 life as he is a great friend, and he suggested this to Noah, even though Kefka is in no way horror, and I had already pretty much written it, so here's the finished thing. Also, User:J1coupe said I could borrow his Kefka (and others) titlecard. Credit to him for Kefka's titlecard, I'll get a Joker one before the battle is released in a vid. Finally, Rorschach vs Cloud Stryfe will have to be delayed until one after next, as I wanted to get this out for GIR.

The Battle:
COMICS! Serial murderer with a smile, the Joker

VERSUS

VIDEO GAMES! God of magic, KEFKA PALAZZO!



Kefka Palazzo:
I'm facing a powerless clown, what a Killing Joke

I'll get a hole in one before you take a stroke

I am the god of magic, you pale before this MC

I shall leave immeasurable devastation, no mystery

I let you live now, since this rap's still fun

I hope you realise, I'll evaporate you if you run

I'm known as the best villain of all time, ask Sephiroth

I'll win this and sell you to Gruntilda for a broth - (Kefka laugh)

Joker:
Hold on Kefka! You haven't gotten to the punchline (punches Kefka)

The clown prince of crime will teach you how to rhyme

Your verse ineffective like Arkham, you're failing, and

I know for sure you'll last less time than Bat-Damian

Rogue and villain, the dominant, super sanity as well

I've killed more than you, and you're already in hell

Scourge of the mind since I was Jack Nicholson, see

Somebody tell Squaresoft, there's a Death in the Family - hahaha

Kefka Palazzo:
I honestly think it's too bad you're immune to toxins

I'm a killer with secret magic, you're reduced to boxing

I'll outpower you, outgun you, stomp this pariah from DC

I know Batman stopped you, lucky these disses come free

I'm near unstoppable, you can't even rob a bank, so low

I have a god complex? I'm a god of magic, you Kerr, Joe

I am the best there is at what I do, ask anyone, anywhere

I have to exclude Wolverine, but I really don't care

I can and will nuke you where you stand

I say forget Arkham, go to Azakaban!

Joker:
Settle down, little man, here, hold on to my face

It's in my way as I put this Sephi-not in his place

Inspiring ripoffs, from you to Jeff to Laughing Jack

I should just BANG! Harley, not waste time on this hack

This battle is quite easy, it's true that I dominate

Every line you start with I, a megalomaniac, I don't hate

I am the Joker, anti-Batman, super-sane, the only

You the best villain? You're just another of the lowly

You don't compare, this battle's not designed fairly

I'm a king, you a nuclear nuisance - a fission fairy

Laughing Jack:
Hahahahaha! That was fu- (gets blown up by Kefka)

Kefka:
I see you behind that monochrome clown, you shirtless try-hard

Sephiroth:
Unfortunate for you... (a shadow crawls across the screen)

?:
I hunger! Herald, fetch me that morsel (a silver blur grabs Sephiroth) Who won? Joker Kefka Palazzo