User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 15: Eminem vs Gandhi

'Sup, here's a battle that I've been working on since yesterday. Enjoy!

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Eminem

Keegan-Michael Key as Gandhi

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

EMINEM!

VS!

GANDHI!

BEGIN!

Eminem:

Hi, My Name Is Eminem, and I am the Rapping God.

Let me give you the middle finger just the way Johnny Cash does.

I do Not need to be Afraid about losing, you'll take it easy on me.

I've gotten Beautiful girls to Shake That ass, so just please.

There's a reason why they call me Slim Shady, it's because I can run more than 8 Miles.

You will be a good MC, Til' I Collapse, but you'll never have any style.

Your personality reminds me of Bob Ross, but it is much worse.

Because of your racism, you prick; get the hell out of my turf.

Gandhi:

Look, I know I'm always civil, but this time I'll make an exception.

From this miserable asshole who never smiles, now let me teach you a lesson.

Make some happy songs, despite your tragic childhood.

Call me James Brown, because dissing you makes me Feel really Good.

You don't have any real fans, the only fan you have is Stan.

But no, you just had to be an Ass Like That to him, goddamn.

You're not a Rapping God, you're more of a Rapping Fraud.

My voice is like soap, because it's really soft.

Eminem:

Wow dude, take it easy, no need to go Berzerk.

That's my job, since it's The Way I Am, but you're just being a jerk.

At least I don't have to wear glasses because I'm not a nerd.

To bother you, I'll imitate what you say, so call me a Mockingbird.

Here's an idea, put some clothes on, I'm tired of seeing your naked body.

You're a criminal who had to go to jail because he's too naughty.

I'm still wondering why you had a wife, you deserve No Love.

You should've been Forever alone, since you are one pitiful scum.

Gandhi:

I'm being a jerk? Well, I should say the same thing about you, Mr. Pissed off all the time.

You have a bad attitude towards everything, even when people are nice.

I Love The Way You Lie, from you not being a nerd, when we all know you're the King of the Nerds.

And When I'm Gone, try to work on new songs that have less swear words.

Even Without Me in this battle, you still would've sucked.

And you would Lose by Yourself because you don't have any luck.

Piss off, Marshall, go back to Cleanin Out your Closet.

I'll take the cake, and I really hope you fix your shit.

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Eminem Gandhi