User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Darth Vader vs Lord Voldemort. Epic Rap Battles of Villainy Pilot

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and the fourth one: Welcome to the world premiere of Epic Rap Battles of Villainy!

Today's battle features the dark lord Tom Riddle a.k.a. Lord Voldemort, adversary of the chosen one Harry Potter, against dark lord Anakin Skywalker, a.k.a. Darth Vader, adversary of the chosen one Luke Skywalker. Cause, y'know, they're both Dark Lords that go by a title as opposed to their given name and are the main enemies of chosen ones. Yeah that.

As always, here goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Darth Vader

EpicLLOYD as Lord Voldemort

The Battle
EEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF VILLAINY



VS!

LOOOORD VOLDEMOOORT

BEGIN!

Voldemort:
A long, long time ago, this mudblood scum was hatched

And thus began his wretched, mismatched reign of attack

Raps colder than Hoth, more flow than the Milennium Falcon

You're an Ewok, I'm a Basilisk. You're Jar-Jar, and I'm a dragon

Make you Marvol at my cruelty, my villainy is famed

Call up Snape to teach you Defense Againt He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

We're not equals, you're a weasel. I'm legitimately evil

You may have been bad once, but that got ruined by the prequels

I'm in total control here, you're under my Imperius

It's like the Order of the Phoenix, I swear I'm dead Sirius

Vader:
You-Know-Who can beat you? That's right, the answer's Anakin

Start Slytherin' back to Hogwarts, 'cause I sense that you're panicking

Force you to choke on your words, 'cause you really ain't that frightening

I'll Scar your ass for life like a bolt of magic lightning

You're a slimy lesbian Gollum who's obsessed with a boy teen

In short, you're a total hor-crux, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Clean

Normally, I'd find your lack of insults quite disturbing

But I don't expect much from a man who spent a year in a turban

You'll wish you had a Time Turner so you can say you'd never fought me

Go back to sucking Schindler's dick, I'm the OG space Nazi

Voldemort:
I answer to no one, you spend your time kissing up to Palpatine

You're not menacing, at best you're Robocop on Halloween

Your breathing's getting heavy, I can tell you're getting pissed, and son

Your rapping is as weak as that annoying Hayden Christiansen

I spit sick wizard disses at this shit Sith's sci-fi saga

So I'll put this bitchy droid out of his misery: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Vader:
You think your Muggle rhymes compare to my Empirical slaughter?

You couldn't kill Harry Potter when he was just a little toddler

Riddle me this, Tom: What makes you think you could step to Skywalker?

You couldn't even escape my wrath with the Map of the Marauders

You're a half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herder, to quote my daughter

So bow down to me, son, 'cause rapwise, I'm your father.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (Lightsaber swoosh) RAP BATTLES OF VILLAINY!

Poll
Who won? Darth Vader Lord Voldemort

Hint/Outro
HINT:

Die Liebe ist eine offene Tür.

OUTRO:

So, thanks for reading. And please,give me feedback and suggest matchups for later on in the series. Thanks a bunch!