User blog:Loygansono55/Shulk (Loygansono55) VS Tira (Sierrastalker) - Video Game Rap Tourney

As the first battle of AnimaShaun's Video Game Rap Tourney, we have Shulk vs Tira.

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EPIC WIKI RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!

SHULK!

VERSUS!

TIRA!

BEGIN!

Shulk
A pre-emptive strike with my Back Slash will leave you completely blindsided,

I'm an incredibly Talented scientist, you're just an Angel who's Misguided,

So now it's Time to Fight! Wait, the word “fight” actually implies a challenge is nigh,

Nevertheless, I began with by raising my spirits with a morale boosting war cry,

Get some real friends, with all those birds, you're like the female version of Nikola Tesla,

I'm a skilled swordsman, you're just a very shitty ballerina,

I've literally done the impossible, avenged the fallen, helped my robot girlfriend get laid,

I kill caterpillars with lightsabers, you just play hula-hoop with your blade!