User blog:Tesla Man/February 2013 News With Edgar Allan Poe



It is I. Your Prince of Darkness- Edgar Allan Poe. Call me Ed. Writer of some of the most creepy and depressing thing to ever exist and announcer for February's Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki News. I come on here when it's time for New Rap Battles and for me to drop some sick beats when you guys write your little fanmade raps. So last night, i was sitting down in my chair in my study and i was reading my book while examining my dead cats skull when i realized- i need to write some more creepy sh*t. So i got on my computer, got distracted, and found myself on the Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki, where Mr. Tesla here fell on his knees and begged me to announce the news. So i accepted.

Wiki News
So. The Epic Rap Battles of History series is continuing for another six episodes, so yes, that means more f*cking trolls and spammers. I encourage you with the power of my pen and my dead family, to not be one of those dumbs*ts. Thank you.

The tournament is also continuing starting this month with NightHawk vs BasaltWolf. And we're waiting. and waiting. and waiting. So Hawk and Basalt, get on it!

Also, on the admin panel, Hawk has regained his status as admin. That boy.... like a magnet..... respect to you good sir.

So in other news, my homie Tesla Man has made a blog consisting of a letter that he will send to my bro Peter. Hopefully to get on viewer mail. Tesla! Put me down for signatures! Sign it- Me, the greatest writer in the history of life, the god amongst writers, and Stephen King's nightmare.

World News
So as i mounted my crow and flew around the world i realized... This place Sucks!

Theres more snow for the Northeast so they can freeze their *sses off. After all, Sandy here caused them enough problems, and apparently she had a daughter and she is COLD.

The Ravens won the Superbowl, which suck d*ck for the west coast, the power went out whivh sucks d*ck for everybody else, and Beyonce performed and kicked *ss on stage. Well, atleast the commercials were great. Oh wait...

Also, my books seem to be coming to life because theres some douchebag named Christopher Dorner, and ex-policeman, who's just running around California- Killing people. It's like my world and the batman world had sex and a baby and it's called California.

ERB News
to be continued