User blog:Hairy Woodchuck/Thom Hartmann vs Rush Limbaugh

It's the battle between conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh and liberal radio host Thom Hartmann.

Rush:

Snerdley, how'd you let this guy slip through the cracks?

You're supposed block out all these liberal hacks.

Alright Thom, you want to challenge me?

The greatest radio host in history?

I keep millions of hardworking Americans entertained

Your audience  is maybe 10 bums with half a brain.

You're just a puppet of the Soros drive-by media

My brain has more facts than an entire enyclopedia

Like Trump is the greatest leader in the history of earth

Meanwhile all the liberals are amongst the worst

Climate change is a joke, all phony and fake

It's just another liberal hoax, make no mistake.

And Hillary and Obama are plotting a Marxist coup

They have millions of puppets, including you!

Thom:

This is a battle that I'm going to enjoy

Why don't you go back to the Caribbean to have more sex with young boys?

How's that cyst on your ass?

We know that's why you dodged the draft.

Your conspiracies are so stupid they make everyone laugh!

The drive-by media, really? That's the best you can do?

We are committed to facts and reason, unlike you.

You're just a sycophantic Republican water carrying pig

You're like Josef Goebbels in a fat suit and with no wig

You've been through 4 marriages and you still have no children

You can't stop the progressive revolution we're building

Climate change is real, every scientist agrees

That you're an idiot with no college degree!

Rush:

I have no degree, and that makes me proud

You're just an SJW who is whiny and loud

You realize the Nazi's were socialist, because it's in their name

So you should be careful about who you choose to blame

Your socialist agenda is a treasonous joke

Look at California, the whole state is broke!

Thom:

Uhm, no. California's economy is the size of the U.K's

The conservative states are broke, and to you that's okay

Your entire narrative is just one epic fail

Don't you realize the Nazis put socialists in jail?

I keep the public informed with important information

All you do is bitch and moan about the Russia investigation

The nation

Is sick and tired of all your pathetic fascist rhetoric

When the Fairness Doctrine is restored, your collapse will be historic