User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.93: C.S. Lewis vs Lewis Carroll

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

C.S. LEWIS

VS

LEWIS CARROLL

BEGIN!!

C.S. Lewis

Step into my wardrobe Lewis Carroll, you'll be lion if you said no.

I'm the legendary Irish author and that's is all you need to know.

We could end this battle now, witch would be something different for your audience.

As all you do is crank out book after book, while I'll make Narnia look fucking glorious.

The father of fantasy worlds against the man who's books make me snore.

I moved to England in my teens, went to Oxford and fought in both world wars.

Got a chair at Cambridge, but didn't need a honour to rise to fame.

Lewis Carroll isn't even real, he is just your fictional pen name.

Lewis Carroll

Fine! Call me Charles Lutwidge Dodgson if you really want.

I'm still the same writer, no matter the fucking font.

I don't crank out book after book! You're the one with a massive 30.

But you're in my wonderland now, and I'm about to get mega wordy.

I went to Oxford as well, came out with a mathematics degree.

I'm deaf in one ear and have a stammer, y-y-y-you see.

A tangled tale and the hunting of the snark are classics, a real test of time.

The only reason I'm battling you Clive Staples, is to show you how to rhyme.

C.S. Lewis

It's the much anticipated sequel, but I don't know what you are Tolkien about.

You couldn't explain your sex life or your own diagram, if you tired you lout!

This atheist turnt christian about to give you a lesson better than Macdonald. OH!

So before you die off pneumonia, fuck off back down your rabbit hole.

Lewis Carroll

You sure you're not the Mad Hatter, because that verse was a load of Jabberwocky.

Doesn't matter now as this battle is nearly over, much like a short story, so just call me Saki.

So you better listen up to the real Lewis, unless you want a croquet mallet to the balls.

'Cause this photography loving author is the true fantasy writer to rule them all.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

