User blog:LawnDefender072003/Jeff the Killer vs. Jack the Ripper

Hello guys. My first fanmade battle turned out to be pretty bad because it didn't rhyme so I made another one. I tried to make the line rhyme so here it is

Jack the Ripper:
How are you gonna battle, you can’t even speak properly

A serial killer who hasn’t even hit puberty

I’m so smart that no police has ever caught me

You couldn’t even defend yourself from the local bullies

You’re just a kid! Seriously, how are you gonna beat me?

I am the greatest serial killer in all of history!

Jeff the Killer:
You weren’t got caught ‘cause the police was useless back then

And those fucking bullies? Well, yeah, yeah, I had my revenge

Your story’s a bore

You only killed 5 whores

And then you disappeared, afraid to kill more

You’re no match for me, try to beat me, you can’t

Why don’t they give me a better opponent, like Slender Man?

Jack the Ripper:
Those local bullies beat you up so bad

That you transform into a little psychopath

You are just a child, don’t try to be evil

Cause your stories are way too unbelievable

Jeff the Killer:
Okay, it’s true, my stories are hard to believe

I can’t defeat you, it’s out of my league

I can’t outsmart you, even for a little bit

So why don’t you shut the fuck up and

(Jeff killed Jack using his knife)

GO TO SLEEP...