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Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

THE RETCONNING OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE I’VE BEEN INACTIVE SO I’M STARTING OVER

GLISCOR

VERSUS

DRACULA

BEGIN!

Gliscor
I see that nighttime in Sinnoh will leave you frightened

Hanging upside down, giving you the bait you’ve been Bitin’

My claws are sharper than razors, cutting undead meat

Chopping off your head faster than Sam & Dean with a Guillotine

So it seems nosferatu decided to get caught, too

If you decide to spit poison, I’ll heal from you!

So get back to your castle and prepare for your doom

For your actual history remains locked away in a sand tomb

Dracula
It seems like this rat has flown back from his hole home

While I’m spitting ice that’s four times as cold!

I am a pioneer of history, horror franchises start with me

You can’t evolve unless it’s night, the time in which I’m at my peak!

I am an expert in biting, you’re a scorpion not worth fightin’ You challenge me on my turf, and my senses are heightened!

You may rap fast, but your speed is higher than your attack

So cut the crap, and let’s have Mina decide who won this rap

Gliscor
Don’t G-lie to me! You’ll be dead before Mina could choose a victor

And the only reason she likes you is because you ‘napped her!

I can fly over the world, but as far as I can see

You’re the worst supernatural villain within this galaxy!

Dracula
You’re calling me the worst? Talk about Irony!

Since your base form is a tier below Happiny

You think you’re creepy, but I’m not really scared

I mean, why else would Ash have locked you in a day care?

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE: POKEMON VS HISTORY

THE REBOOT

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Who won? Gliscor Dracula The Reboot The Retcon