User blog:Wachowman/Parody 76 GIR vs Assy (Tesla vs Edison)

SURPRISE PARODY PARTY...no?...k ;-;

Yeah, I'm posting a parody when it's not ERB Season, it came to my attention there were 2 popular users I have yet to use, with some similar connections, as well that I've NEVER made a parody of Tesla vs Edison, so that had to change.

And after a literal hour, world record setting, fastest time it ever took for me to make a parody, these two are easy to diss (loljk <3) I was able to create what you see before you.

Leave a comment, like the video, subscribe and feel free to give your suggestions, I only have 203 at the moment, that's 3 too little.

And as always, enjoy.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ASSYRIAN

VS

GIR 5 LIFE

BEGIN

Assy
Hey GIR! Be surprised with all the shit I got to say,

They'll, be so amazing you'll love me like Noah and Coupe.

While you were busy giving suggestions and stupid questions,

I've learned a few new methods, within rapping, so now let's ease some tension.

You're a geek, Probably Got. No. Life,

I make my own raps, but you live for some guy online.

I'll make you Bloody, and there's just no better wording,

I won't kill you silently. I'll end you, absurdly.

GIR
I see our wiki decreasing in Frequency,

But once you leave we'll raise in decency.

So you can call me Addict, Rapping God, the guy who's Invading,

Giving lessons in giving great suggestions, done one for every series.

So just please can you leave, and let the Wiki know,

About your known SP, while I make you Purple,

When I joined I've made many changes, which everyone sees,

Your best intention was to make a shit series.

Assy
The truths hard. You suck and insane!

Don't give a shit stain 'bout your fan-mades with that pencil in your brain.

You know I'm awesome, got some hate, but I never quit,

So slick that I make Edward Kenway look like shit.

You're not trusted on the Wiki, You couldn't beat Purples challenge,

And I'll bet you anything I own that I have better rapping talents.

Without you, here's a look at what this Wiki would do,

More Fun, More Users, More Raps. Dude.

GIR
You fool, you want me to step it up a notch,

How do you think you will dodge when you're hated by Wach.

You'll be in pain as if I hit you in the crotch,

You did not steal from me, you stole from Loyg and DWAS!

It's another whole verse of your shame,

Filled many unpleasant lines of your unwanted fame.

And when the users know I burned you so bad that you turned to ashes,

They would kick the Troll Assassin who makes blogs just for the badges.

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EOIC RAP BATTLES OF *2 SPers are seen* HISTORY

Who Won? Assy GIR