User blog:TKandMit/Obi Wan Kenobi vs Dr. Dre. Epic Rap Battles of Mitstory

Two mentors whose prodigies have went on and done great things, meanwhile overshadowing them, battle today. Californian rapper, Dr. Dre, mentor of Eminem, dukes it out with Obi Wan Kenobi,  Star Wars  master and mentor of Luke Skywalker. This battle was suggested to me by Tkid, who also raps as Obi! Cast Epic Lloyd as Obi Wan Kenobi

DeStorm Power as Dr. Dre

Nice Peter as Eminem

Jacksfilms as Luke Skywalker Battle 'EEEpic rap battles of Mitstory! '

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Obi! Wan! Ken-obi! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Verrrrrsus! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">DOOOOCTOOOR DREEEEEE! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Begin! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Dr. Dre '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">From the valleys of Cali, we come face to face, pally.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I rally up the fans, that's score Wan on the talley.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yo,  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Ken<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">obi, I know me a true OG, real gangsta  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Obi<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bigger than a prodigy, and I am the one and only!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'll leave ya legend like ya, dead, killed by a lightsaber,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">And no one might save ya, 'cause no one likes Skywanker!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Doc is in, prescription of medicine is this lyrical beatdown,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Take a seat, clown, go to Shady's town, let's see how

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well you can portray in a rap battle against yours truly, Dre,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I can beat ya anyday, what the hell is there even left to say? <span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">! <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Obi Wan Kenobi <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Of all the opponents in the galaxy, I'm Forced to Be With You

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The mentor spitting fire versus a rapper less skilled than Ice Cube

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">You don't want to test this. You're less than apprentice!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'll Force Crush you senseless! Show you a REAL Phantom Menace!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Give this hip-hop doctor some real beats! Like his pill, Dr. Mario!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">How are YOU famous?! Overshadowed by candy and Kendrick Lamar, yo!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I’ve mastered the Force. Taught a prodigy that can OWN yours!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">And all your songs sound the same! They’re like lyrical Clone Wars!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Dr. Dre '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Alright, enough time's wasted, let's snap back to the basics,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Like snapping back to reality, c'mon Slim, let's face it:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Eminem <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yo it's your favorite wrapper; Eminem's, ready to belittle these miniscule Skittles

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">With a million riddles that'll fiddle these little bitches livin' in a Tauntaun's middle!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">You're gonna be ripped apart, for patronizing the rap star's rapping art!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I don't know whatcha're hoping for, an opening? I'm no Death Star!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I see through you like I'm a deadeye, and finish you, as I said bye,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">You went, "I'll use the force!" Well, why? Because I'm Not Afraid of no Jedi! <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Do you understand? (Ha!) Knock ya to the asphalt, it's your damn fault,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">You came to try to hit me, ya hit the jackpot, I'mma attack ya, strike ya down, I'm a '' Rap God! ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Dr.​ Dre <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">You see, E and me are like a demonic duo, we'll hit you with the  Chronic  pseudo,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Before Em goes off at super-sonic, you don't, wanna make a mistake. It's an ironic du-el!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Obi Wan Kenobi 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">You two belittle ME?! You're rhymes make me want to puke!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">I'm done with these for now. Use the force and use FORCE, Luke!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Luke Skywalker

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">May the Force be with neither of you two. May you both suffer,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">What? You got a few hit records? That automatically makes you tougher?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">The Aftermath of this battle, Andre, is you losing to this heroic

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Idol of many! Plus, I'm just facing a rapper who lost against an emo poet!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">I'm lethal! You're just telling your sad problems through songs to other people!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">My master's kicked more ass than you two! And that was just the prequel!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Spitting heat like a Light-saber against these novices. They don't fight real fights!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Wait, sorry. I got a Star to destroy. Ben! Here's the mic!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Obi Wan Kenobi

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">You want the fate of your son, Dre? Or the one of you friend, Mathers?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Too late, I've RELEASED these verses against you two. Or...a Force Unleashed, rather...

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Who won?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Who's next?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">You deciiiide!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'Epic! *Chewbacca yell* ...rap battles of Mitstory...'

Who won? Dr. Dre and Eminem Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker