User blog:Trakked/Reality vs Fiction 1: Captain America vs George Washington

Ok, so this is the finalized new series that i'll be working on here. It is the first avenger, Captain America, against the very first president, George Washington. Enjoy!

Writer: Trakked

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Money%20Burger.mp3 

Battle:

George Washington:

I declare this child’s toy uncouth, therefore this comic will be stripped

I’ll turn this Crossbones into brom bones; you can’t defeat me with your shield tricks!

Let me break the ice, I can’t tell a lie, you’re an imbecillic creation

I can’t tell what’s weirder; your plot, or just your amalgamation!

So, i’ll need you to step down, Soldier, or my rhymes will be colder than the Winter

'''I crossed the Delaware on Christmas! I’m sure you haven’t done anything bigger'''

Like any Infinity War, i’ll leave this impostor fading away

But like you did against Thanos, with me, you’ll meet your Endgame

Captain America:

Captain’s here, fella, ya better Roger that or step down

'''You can’t ever deny my fame! I’m an American-made powerhouse!'''

Not even your cannonballs could put a dent in my shield

'''It’s my Golden Age! You’re past your expiration date, it’s sealed! '''

I’m a true Daredevil on the mic, while you’re Quaking in your boots

I suggest you turn Nomad-ic, or at least retreat with your troops

It’s time to wash this Washington out, before he gets captured, like the Hessians

'''But, I Valley Forged this victory! You should be needing Avengin’'''

George Washington:

While I was fighting for independence, you were fighting bees and skulls

So tell me Cappy, who do you really think is under control?

Captain America:

My rhymes are vibranium-plated;  I’m high up on the ranks, see?

'''I saved America from Nazi forces! You really should be thanking me!'''

George Washington:

I’ll leave you nuked down like Bucky,and i wont leave the viewers wanting more

‘Cause i’ll leave this captain frozen once again, like a Cold War

Captain America:

With that political background, weird that political parties were your phobia

Call this your Farewell Address; I gave you a second case of pneumonia