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Boudicca vs Xena
Queen of the British Iceni tribe, Boudicca, and fictional warrior from the Xena: Warrior Princess franchise, Xena, rap against each other to see which heroic woman is better on the battlefield

Cast
Brooke Lawson as Boudicca

Monica Weitzel as Xena

Nice Peter, Dante Cimadamore, and Joey Greer as Boudicca's Warriors (cameos)

Jessi Smiles, Ceciley Jenkins, and Elena Diaz as Xena's Amazons (cameos)

EpicLLOYD as Prasutagus (cameo)

Boudicca
It's time to make these girlies follow real Celtic rules

Let's show this prissy hare why not to mess with this pack of wolves (Ha!)

I'm a force to be reckoned with, your battles make me nauseous

Learn from me and make Lucy Lawless flawless

If you take one more step in my Iceni Tribe

I'll place my sword out front, scatter men out wide (Yah!)

Charge at you faster than your series started being crap

Slice you with the blade of my lyrics from my battle rap

Wanna mess with the Celt Queen? (Boudicca!)

Then honey, where the fuck have you been?

'Cause at the moment you're starting to really make a scene

You're the Amazon? Someone drown this damsel in a stream!

Xena
Here's a Day in the Life of the Warrior Princess

Been There, Done That, made your whole life a mess

I'm a Death Mask, Giant Killer of an MC

The Black Wolf doesn't even wanna meet me

Give me one good reason why I'd bow down to you?

I send Punch Lines that smack the Lifeblood out your crew

Chakram you to oblivion with one single tap

Spitting fiery burns, like your hair, when I rap

I stole your whole entire army with no need of assistance

You stole then poison out a bottle 'cause your losing was persistent

Déjà Vu All over Again when I smack you of existence Do yourself a favour, follow the path of least resistance

Boudicca
I put a stab mark in history, you ruin fun, a wet flannel

Who's only known through an crappy SDTV channel

With the press of a button your face would be erased

The forty-five minutes of your show is a waste

Without my existence, you would be a goner

'Cause you copied out my life, put in Renee O'Connor

All made from leftovers of Tapert's wages

I'm ignoring you, just like the will of Prasutagus

Xena
Don't bring your husband into your childish rhymes

He's the one who stopped you doing your time

'Cause when he died you got flogged

Your daughters were raped and the Roman Kingdom got hogged

And what did you give him? Nothing!

Prasutagus
Except a bitchy wife full of huffing and puffing

Xena
My raps are like my hair, flow down from the Amazon

Tell your kingdom of Rome, Xena's their new champion

Poll
Who won? Boudicca Xena