User blog:TheScottBird/Old SpongeBob vs New SpongeBob. Epic Rap Battles of Animation 3

Hey guys. I'm back with another ERBA. Well, no one ever reads these anyways, so...here we go :)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATION! OLD SPONGEBOB! VS! NEW SPONGEBOB! BEGIN!

Old: Can I interest you in some lessons? They're only 25 cents You need to be taught the ways of getting crap past the radar, kid I put out three seasons of classics, your six seasons went down the shitter Your new movie's 'bout superheroes? This'll be worse than that episode with The Splinter All your stuff is basically just Squidward Torture Porn You're gonna end up making the poor guy commit suicide out of boredom Let's see how an original is up against a Culture Shock You made a Snow Monster? One of my background characters has a cock!

New: Well, isn't this stupid lifeguard just drawin' blank missiles? I mean, all he does is blow, blow, blow on his stupid whistle And that white stuff on your face sure ain't vanilla ice cream My disturbing animations will make you wanna go Ditchin' and scream You weren't made for kids, only for adults missing their childhood You made too many puns, like the panty-raid, that children never understood But I'm still in my prime, so SpongeBob You're Fired! Saying you got more views would make you a Big Pink liar!

Old: Just face it, my time may be done, but you're hated! You make SpongeBob look like a faggot, and that fact is always being debated You dumbed down Patrick and ruined everyone's favorite show, it's pretty clear- Why don't you just loop-de-loop and get the barnacles out of here?

New: You said number eleven! That's why we toned you down The reasons we exist are episodes like Hooky and Sailor Mouth Gary, this time, please don't come home! We made Patrick dumber? You've been dumb all along!

Who won? Old SpongeBob New SpongeBob

Woooow, this battle sucked schlong. I just need more readers so I can get more suggestions. Please comment TONS of suggestions and I'll try to do them all! Thanks!