Talk:Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter/@comment-25073227-20141126211026

Guise I just thought of some totally 11/10 original lyrics for Ripper vs Lecter:

Ripper:

I'm a creeper, London's Grim Reaper

Shankin' up skanks makes me quite eagar

I'm not a creature that'll eat'cha

But I'll leave you petrified

Give me pie, please, my rhyme scheme

Is harder to find than my ID

I'll take a knife, I'm a pie eater

Any pie I find is finders keepers

Lecter:

Ohai, I'm a cool but rude guy

Smart enough to know that you like pie

I'll take your life and eat your face

Then we'll see how good you think pie tastes

I like to wear a hug jacket, it makes me feel loved

Call it shoo-fly pie, I'll squash you like a bug

If you ever step to Lecter I'll have to teach you some manners

Killing honest working girls? Now you know better.

Ye