User blog:ScoobyWho/Mixed Up Rap Battles of Awesomeness: Spider-Man vs Ezio Auditore

Welcome to a brand new series of rap battles! Here we have Italian Assassin Ezio Auditore rapping against Marvel superhero Spider-Man

iTunes cover and Ezio titlecard made by LeandroDaVinci

Spider-Man titlecard made by Cyanwrites

Cast

 * Nice Peter as Ezio Auditore
 * George Watsky as Spider-Man

Rap Battle
'''MIXED UP RAP BATTLES OF AWESOMENESS! '''



VS 



'''BEGIN! '''

Spider-Man
Yo! I'm the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man!

Swinging around the city as fast as I can!

And you, Ezio, is just one chucklehead

Along with your street thugs, just a bunch of knuckleheads

Trying to beat me? Good luck with that!

Piece of Eden? What are you playing at?

You may be a Assassin, but I'm just as amazing

Ezio Auditore
Amazing? Not after the second sequel!

Don't you know? You and I are equal

You're a cranky little spider with dead relatives

All this heroism is a bunch of negatives

You have Avengers? I have the Brotherhood!

All of the comics, I didn't understood!

I'm a Assassin from the Renaissance, idiota, what are you?

A human nerd with webbing of glue?

Spider-Man
Guess what, Auditore, you have dead family too!

I've seen your skills, basically parkour, which I do!

My raps are climbing up the wall!

Your raps are basically every Templar you maul!

I'm the famous hero, you're not even a protagonist anymore!

These words, you'll cry for...

With Great Power comes Great Responsibility!

Ezio Auditore
Nothing is true, everything is permitted

Why don't you remember those words besides your dead uncle's?

I'm the Italian stallion while Spidey is a monkey

I'll even you show you the Revelations!

(Oh) ''Una morte di un ragno per mano di Ezio! ''

Ho una lama nascosta

Requiascat in Pace

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

'''YOU DECIDE! '''

MIXED UP (Leap of Faith sound) RAP BATTLES OF AWESOMENESS!

Who Won?
WHO WON? Spider-Man Ezio Auditore

Hint for next battle: Both are ghostbusters...