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No intro for you, you get a cover

A: You're the number 1 asshole, I'm the best letter there is,

You must be numb-er in the brain if you think you can touch dis

1: I'm the vowel with the towel that'll wipe up all your blood,

Alphabeatin' your ass down into the dirtyass mud,

A: You're an A for asshole, B for bitch,

C for cunt, I'll throw you in a D for ditch!

1: First letter in the alphabet? I'm the literal #1 number!

Cuz when it comes to you and me, I'm the obvious outnumber!

A: You're getting subtracted, and you're just a piece of poo!

Slimy, wet, and stinky, just a smeely number 2!

If I were to grade my raps, I'd get an A, you'd get nothing, BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!

1: First letter in the alphabet? Who gives a crap?

I'll slap you with a trap, then a pirate map!

I'm too lazy to come up with a rhyme So you suck!

Circle: YOU TWO ARE ABOUT TO BE SUBTRACTED OUT OF LUCK

IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET I'D PUT "U SUCK"

I AM THE CIRCLE! I KNOW HOW TO GET AROUND

I'M ALSO A WHEEL, SO I WILL ROLL YOU INTO THE GROUND

STOP ARGUING, KINDERGARTNERS LOVE ME THE MOST

YOU TWO HAVE HOMEWORK ABOUT YOU, I SIT AND EAT ROAST

NOW BOTH OF YOU GO AWAY, BECAUSE I HAVE FINISHED MY WORK

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND BE PART OF A GAY LITTLE CIRCLEJERK?

You don't get an outro either.

 Who won? A 1 Twircle