Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-134.157.60.166-20120713105905

Ash Ketchum VS Charlie Darwin

Darwin: I've done my studies, I think this is true

I believe in evolution, APE after you

You've been 10 years old for 13 years,

Try to battle me, Pikachu will be in tears

Your Magikarp is a lot more tougher than you,

But by the time you'll realize, you'll go back to Trainer School

This battle has probably already been won,

Your Squirtles Lvl. 50, your level ONE.

Ketchum: I never chose you to be my battler,

I think I'd have a better battle with Beiber!

I'll use a couple Revives to keep with the game

Even a Pokemon Preschooler is better than you, you dame!

Pikachu will shock those tears into power,

Electrocute you, make your life more sour

I had 4 girlfriends, all in the same year,

My charizards ready, you'll get seared

Darwin : You prick!

Get ready for your evolution to a jellyfish, bitch

I've battled thousand years of christinity

What about you ? Are you happy jeezing ?

I evolve the little fucker you are into dead meat

that your pikachu will eat!

sorry ketchup, you were tomatoes for too long.

Ketchum :

Shut the fuck up, you old fuck

(pika pika!)

You are no worth a battle with me!

(pika pika!)

all my pokemon will change you into ashes

(pikaaaaa)

before you had time to live

Darwin : Little shit!

I will elvove you into dead meat!

I've battled thousand years of christinity

what about you ? little prick...

You will never have any descendents,

the chain is broken for you, your future is sand!

Ketchum :

Shut the fuck up you old fucker

(pika pika!!)

Your theories are wrong, get used to it!

(pika pika!)

I will turn you into ashes

(pikaaaaa!)

with my pokemon united