User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Hanamura Tertuteru vs Minoru Mineta (SCRAPPED BATTLE)

This was an idea I had worked on in collaboration with some other rap battle authors, though I was the person who wrote it all. They cancelled the idea while it was partly written so I compiled that into this shorter scrapped entry.

Hanamura Teruteru, my least favourite Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair character and total sleazeball, rapping against Minoru Mineta, my least favourite Boku no Hero Academia character and total sleazeball.

The lyrics aren't exactly kind to the rappers.

Didn't bother with title cards because it's scrapped and I'll almost certainly use Hanamura more seriously in a DanganRonpa vs Daredevil.

BEAT!

Battle:
Teruteru Hanamura: It’s Hanamura and I’m coming in hot! Got skills out the skillet to burn a THOT Cutting Impostors like you tried for my crown Deep like Nekomaru’s massages as I go in on a clown He’s wearing a toilet seat… his taste’s garbage But I craft succulent masterpieces out of a carcass I’m brilliant, you feel me? I know you want to But I’m eyeing up Tsumiki while you’re staring down Tooru!

Minoru Mineta: I’m the kind to bust nuts when I’m in a Grape Rush My balls are all over the ladies: and they’re firm stuff And I be tossing Ls until it comes out I’m bleeding You just crack it from your nose to serve as seasoning So the Ultra! 1-A! Hero! Will stop the murderer With a bone to pick cuz the skinny kid was disturbing ya The Ultimate Chef grilled himself! It went to his head Thus, the end of Food Wars! The Shokugeki is dead!

Outro:
Who won? Minoru Mineta Hanamura Teruteru

Should I post more scrapped battles? Yes, I'm interested in more regular content No, actually finish battles you lazy bastard