User blog:AlRickman394/Godzilla vs King Kong

This is a battle that I wrote between two classic movie monsters: the classic American ape monster, King Kong, and the infamous Japanese kaiju, Godzilla. They fought each other on screen, so now, their feud changes forms.

Godzilla:
Konnichiwa, Kong. This time, there'll be no escape

Seems I won't need my mecha version to defeat the "mighty" ape

This baboon buffoon against a killer kaiju?

Kid, I've played Mario Kart with a scarier Kong than you

I'm the one who actually has my hand grasping a lass

As I kick my foot right up into your stop-motion ass

We've fought once before, right? I remember the stench

So prepare yourself, Kong, 'cause it's Godzilla's Revenge

King Kong:
You think that you can beat me? What do you think that you're doing?

Just get your lips to match up with all that crap that you're spewing

I fight dinosaurs every day, it's your turn in the ring

I'm the greatest in the world, that's why they call me a king

Dropping bombs like Nagasaki with each lyrical line

I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World, you're like the biggest ball of twine

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);text-align:justify;">You think that you're famous? No one knows your real name

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">And so I'm gonna knock you down to size, painstaking frame by frame

Godzilla:
<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;text-decoration:none">I'm the King of Monsters and I am the king of this brawl

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">And, though you may be called King, I am the God of them all

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;text-decoration:none">If you're such a mighty monster, then why don't you explain

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;text-decoration:none">How you were taken down by bullets from a 1930's plane?

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;text-decoration:none">I fought terrifying monsters to defend the Japanese

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;text-decoration:none">The biggest monsters that you've had to face 'til now have been your fleas

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;text-decoration:none">You can beat your hairy chest while I beat your furry butt

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">'Cause when your lead is Jack Black, you know your film's gonna suck

King Kong:
<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">How dare you insult me! I'm the reason you were made!

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">I'll take over Tokyo and form my Empire State

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">I think I'll call up Peter Jackson, let you get beat up by Frodo

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">Then I'll destroy your oxygen and suffocate this dumb komodo

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">You think you're so tough when you're belching H-Bomb light

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">But I'm heading back to Skull Island, I've had enough of this fight

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">Because it doesn't matter who beat whom when this battle's done

<p align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none">We fought each other on screen and I have already won

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? WHO CARES?

EPIC (Godzilla roar) RIPPED-OFF BATTLES OF HISTORY

Poll
Who won? King Kong Godzilla