User:Bantha117



"If you haven't known me long enough to have at least been mildly annoyed by me, then you haven't known me long enough to know I'm also going to be your friend."

- Wise Munkee

"Hypothetically, my relationship with others is fairly give-and-take: I make you laugh, you make my day."

- Theoretical Munkee

"Oi m8 self-quotes are pretentious and stupid."

- Critical Munkee

"Ye m8, that's kinda true."

- Agreeable Munkee



Currently playing Overkill by Men At Work.

'Lo there. Keep on doing whatever it is you're doing. Don't mind me, I'm just watching over for a while.

Have a Duck while you're here.

Introduction
I'm a fairly decent person (I'd like to think) who happened to end up here and now I’ve managed to gain some power over the fgts because I sucked staff’s dick enough. From an educational standpoint, I've preferred the more "Cultured" side of learning (English and History) to the "Factual" side (Mathematics or Science) for as long as I can remember. I've been called fairly intelligent in the past, but have a capacity for stupidity like anyone else. On the whole, I'm typically nice, but I find I'm rather blunt quite often. I joke around, but perhaps I'm not fully sure where the line is. In the end, you can hopefully expect a good time around me.

If you do happen to stick around long enough that you know me fairly well, you may notice that quite often I'll switch between 2 fairly distinct moods. Mostly I'm rather silly and I'll play along with whatever joke you're making, but there are points when I'm not going to tolerate nonsense and it's then that I'm not particularly fun to be around. It's of relative importance that you don't piss me off.

Besides ERB, I'm fond of comics (My preference tends toward DC over Marvel, though I very much enjoy them as well), TV (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doctor Who, and many more), movies (Disney and Pixar especially), music (The Beatles, Queen, Weird Al, etc.), food (Italian, Coke, chicken of most sorts) reading (Animal Farm and To Kill A Mockingbird are currently my 2 favorites.), video games (Nintendo and Civilization V ftw), and YouTubers like The Yogscast, Watsky and Zach.

Oh, and perhaps I should elaborate on the "Munkee" thing that you may have heard about me by now. I have a penchant for primate avatars, in particular orangutans, and so I'm a "Munkee". I don't remember much else of that story anymore.

The Neverending Story (of how I joined the Wiki)=

I first heard about ERB when I saw this sometime in maybe 2010/11. Later on, I went back and saw the first seven in May 2012. I caught up and was there to see Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe and Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Knowing about The Wiki Rule, I came to this wiki to see what was next. The rest is history http://images.wikia.com/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/b/be/K-20130815-221019-2.png. Avatars I've Used in My Time Here=

Hints

 * 1) Independence Day
 * 2) MunKittA6
 * 3) An Ear-full.
 * 4) "I'll be Bach."
 * 5) Foxes
 * 6) Spokken
 * 7) Halloween

Favorite Battles (WIP)=

Notes: Subject to change. Possible bias towards newer battles.

Favorite Quotes=
 * 1) Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
 * 2) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 3) Goku vs Superman
 * 4) Mozart vs Skrillex
 * 5) Artists vs TMNT
 * 6) Zeus vs Thor
 * 7) Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde
 * 8) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 9) Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
 * 10) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
 * 11) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter
 * 12) Oprah vs Ellen
 * 13) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 14) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 15) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * 16) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
 * 17) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 18) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 19) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * 20) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
 * 21) George Washington vs William Wallace
 * 22) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
 * 23) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
 * 24) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * 25) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 26) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
 * 27) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 28) Rick Grimes vs Walter White
 * 29) Columbus vs Captain Kirk
 * 30) Hitler vs Vader 3
 * 31) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * 32) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 33) Rasputin vs Stalin
 * 34) Hitler vs Vader 2
 * 35) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
 * 36) Darth Vader vs Hitler
 * 37) Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * 38) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
 * 39) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 40) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
 * 41) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
 * 42) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * 43) Adam vs Eve
 * 44) Moses vs Santa Claus
 * 45) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * 46) Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * 47) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * 48) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
 * 49) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * 50) Napoleon vs Napoleon
 * 51) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il

"No, I just soiled myself.  And it feels good."

- Sierra

"I'm the sexiest valley girl of all valley girls."

- Four

"No, I put the Z back Bre"

- ClogZ

"fegnocity charts are off the charts barry must be around"

- Sierra

"SierraStalker? More like FegFegFegFegFeg"

- Barry

"Feg incapable of pret"

- Barry

"yo kid... you ever fucked rap pudding?"

- Nice Peter himself

"I'M A FAIRY DAMMIT, I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME"

- ClogZ

"How can black people be racist?"

- User:Batman3095

"Oh look, baby said its first words."

- Napoleon Dynamite (A6)

"A6, finger you"

- Tiger admits his love

"An average Wiki Skype call: Everyone: Hi Munkee

Bantha: *burps*

Everyone: XD

Bantha: *leaves*"

- Metal

"Either it's TJ or some shit or CE just doesn't give a fuck anymore"

- Sierra

"The time it takes for a conversation to turn from multiple personality disorder to penis jokes would amaze many that haven't visited this chat regularly."

- Tigger

"I am really concerned for Icey778 because it seems like he really thinks he is a block of ice"

- Sock

"im kinda cool"

- Steeler

"If there was one thing I needed in life, it was Hitler porn"

- Joe

"Bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickedy doo, yickedy da, ping pong, lippy-tappy-too-ta though."

- Coopay

"I just really fucking love cheetos"

- Sock

"I once had nightmares about Mr.Clean choking me"

- Grinch

"Wonder's gay if that counts"

- Mitosis

"I don't know how vaginas work, but I don't think that would be very healthy"

- MSV

"Dragon Enters on an Interesting Conversation, Which Noah/Flats Capitalizes On: Dragonsblood23 has just stepped right in.

Dragonsblood23: people wanted me to join but for what cause

ProbablyNoah: Dragon

ProbablyNoah: We've brought you here today because we're concerned for you

ProbablyNoah: We have something to break to you

ProbablyNoah: ...

ProbablyNoah: DWAS has a penis shorter then Bantha's breaks

DudeWithASuit: WAT"

- Various Chat Users

"I hate freedom of expression"

- Niall

"goddammit guys just pick two identities and stick with it"

- Scribble

"no rich guy has ever bought a pizza place and thought "huh, I'll turn this into a giant fucking carnival""

- Sock

"Hooray Racism Scrawland Scribblescratch: well if someone says "I hate niggers" and burns an effigy of a black man, they're probably a racist

Tigerisnormal: They MIGHT be.

Tigerisnormal: but maybe they're actually part of an underground African-American cult."

- Scribble & Tigger

"Noah/Flats Describing His Methods ProbablyNoah: little known fact I have no dick. just a giant spiraly horn that pierces holes in the fabric of reality.

LakuitaBro01.2: the fabric of reality has multiple vaginas?

ProbablyNoah: yes

ProbablyNoah: and I fuck them all

ProbablyNoah: with my spiraly horn reality dick

SierraStalker: fuk her right in the pussy"

- Various Chat Users

"holy sucking cocksuckers on a dick covered in cthulhu's lovecraftian arachnid shit I'm happy to hear that"

- Sock

"For some reason Ive always thought also was spanish for and"

- Mitosis

"Dragon, stop being wrong about things"

- Wach

"Fnaf has one of the best storylines I've ever seen"

- Wach

"SON OF A FUCK THE SKELETONS ARE BACK."

- Tigger

"BURNED

FUCKING

APPLY FUCKING

I DON'T EVEN

APPLY PISS OF SATAN TO THAT BURN @ http://prntscr.com/62v6r8"

- Tigger

"the link level is eat dicks"

- Tigger

"WINNR WINER CHIKKCEN DINING"

- Tigger yet again

"I dunno, I just work here"

- BTTF

"I enjoy have sticks in my booty."

- Matt

"listen here you little shit I just snorted an entire line of fundip on a dare and my nose feels like it's about to burn off right in front of me and the last thing I'm worrying about right now is spelling"

- Sock

"My dog farted and I;m dying"

- Barry

"if a man's worst crime is being stupid I think most of you need to be blocked fuckin asap"

- Scribble

"I value their personalititties"

- GG

"Tbh no samus on a metroid game,Is like no link is a mario game"

- ROA

"Any chance we can see Zach rap more? His nose has flooooow"

- Barry

"Zach's nose isn't actually a nose. It is where is excess brain resides."

- Barry

"Dwas has the biggest tits I've ever seen."

- Lexi

"is tom green making a fucking sandwich"

- Meat

"Trump has his brain put in a cat"

- A6

"I'm trying to ejaculate not jam out to this shit"

- Jacob

"I remember I didn't know porn existed once so I just used. Google images ON SAFE SEARCH"

- Wach

"got the slim niggers that were built for sleights"

- Tiggeroo

"calpurnia says that's niggertalk."

- Do you have to guess at this point.

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