User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.34: Dr. Zoidberg vs Mr. Krabs

Oh god what have you done!

Is what noone should be saying at this masterpiece!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR. ZOIDBERG

VS

MR. KRABS

BEGIN!

Dr. Zoidberg

Oi crab, you wanna rap battle. Why not against Zoidberg?

'Cause if you step up to me, you're about to be destroyed.

The OG has landed to show his rap skills against you.

Tell Squidward to cheer up, I hear there is always a queue.

Whoop, Whoop. I've got the hots for your daughter, Pearl.

Your face is just disgusting, you make me wanna hurl.

There's shit in your patty, including jelly, mustard and pomegranate.

But I can't express how much I want you off the planet!

Mr. Krabs

OH! It's Armor Abs Krabs, here to Fry a lobster.

Who claims to have a PHD, but isn't really a doctor.

Money, money, money! That's all I wanna hear.

Just like your TV show, you need to fucking disappear.

I'm more loved than you, I had sex with a whale.

Go do something for your crew, start delivering the mail.

I don't want help from anyone to defeat the likes of you.

It's Eugene Krabs number one! John Zoidberg number two.

Dr. Zoidberg

Are you feeling that Mister Krabs? It's your defeat.

Gonna grind you up and turn you into crab meat.

I get one of the professor's machine to do the job for me.

And then it be the end of the crab who lives under the sea.

Mr. Krabs

Your raps are just bad and you should feel just as bad.

So quit rapping Zoidberg, you even making Spongebob sad.

Just keep yourself to yourself, nobody wants your offspring.

This rap battle is over, now bow down to the Krabby Patty king!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

