Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 27/@comment-5754396-20121218164246

DOROTHY VS ALICE

DOROTHY: I've seen many hallucinations But yours is the worst, really Go back to Wonderland before it's too late Before my winged monkeys go human skin-peely Face it, Alice Your friends have no story Except that bitch rabbit of yours That really needs a coduroy What's that? You want to go back to Britain? Just follow the Yellow Brick road Have fun being slapped by Scarecrow's mittens This battle will always be remembered I promise, girl Now let me see your face And see the smile unfurl

ALICE: Absolem said I'll have trouble this day But I never knew it was gonna be a Kansas hillbilly Go back to your Uncle Henry and Auntie Em You have to admit; your book's a little bit silly The cyclone took you all the way out here And crushed a bitchy grinchy witchy? Haha! You're making me laugh! I'll beat you until your eyesight's all black-pitchy Oh, what nice slippers you have! Compared to your face, I mean Show some respect, Dorothy You're still in your teens Imma get crazy and dazy Cause of all your crappy rap You're in the wrong place, bitch Go check your wind-route map

DOROTHY: I've had enough of this I knew I shouldn't read Alice in Wonderland Now let my pick up my electric guitar And listen to our whole Oz Band!

TIN MAN: You messing with us, Alice? I wouldn't suggest that I'd suggest holding the white flag

SCARECROW: Feel our rhymes hitting yo face like SPLAT!

LION: My tummy's getting hungry Maybe you'll have to be for lunch

SCARECROW: No! Don't eat her! We should stuff her up!

TIN MAN: Or OFF WITH HER HEAD with the other bunch

SCARECROW: You know, I don't think we should mind her She's far too delirious You laughing, Alice? Well, you shouldn't have

LION: Cause we're about to get really serious

TIN MAN: Oh! I got an idea! Why don't we-

LION: Take the bravery out of her?

SCARECROW: Smoosh her puny brain? I could use the extra brain juice Wait! I forget! Where was she from? New York or Maine?

ALICE: Three against one? I don't think that's fair! But of course, we can make it equal I'll call all my friends They'll finish the situation as sticky as treacle!

RABBIT: Oooh, I rap very fast I really do Watch me closely And I'll getcha with my bunny voodoo!

MAD HATTER: You want a hat? Sorry, I'm all out

CAT: Why so serious, people? Don't you know what rap is about?

MAD HATTER: It's peace and harmony

RABBIT: So put down that ax, tin dude

CAT: Or we might get out our own We're starting to get into a bad mood

RABBIT: Oops, I'm so late! What should I do?

MAD HATTER: Sorry, delinquants from Oz Stick to finding clues from Blue

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EEE....EEE....EEE....EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

iJustine as Alice Nice Peter as Rabbit, Cat, Mad Hatter Jenna Marbles as Dorothy Epic Lloyd as Tin Man, Scarecrow, Lion