User blog:SuperSm4shWarrior/Epic Fail Battles of History 3: Catbug vs. Catdog

I'm thinking of making episode 4 later today.

Anyways, this is my third crap battle. This battle features Catbug, the cutest thing in existence, vs. Catdog, who confuses me whenever one of them has to piss.

Catdog's Cat Part
One fine day with a woof and a purr

I whipped out my dong and it got blurred

You're about as dumb as a cow inside a log

You can't mess with the one and only Catdog

Catdog's Dog Part
Ugh, do I have to rap?

(Dog falls asleep)

Catbug
SUGAR PEAS!

SOFT TACOS!

PEANUT BUTTER SQUARES!

AMERICAN CHOP SUEY!

WEED!

INSERT LESSER KNOWN FOOD HERE!

You suck!

Catdog's Cat Part
What's the point of this, I need to know!

IO like to jiggle boobies, but you're to young!

Only six years old!

What a shame!

Did I forget to mention that I can kill Dog right now?

(Cat kills Dog, while at the same time, Catbug goes into the other dimension and comes back as Swag Catbug)

Swag Catbug
Swag!

Swag!

Swag!

BITCH!

Get the hell out of my house!

Carptain Catbug Trout at yer servishhhh!

Dogbug
Woof, I'm a dog, I'm also a bug

I come from before the dinosaurs, LIKE A BOSS

I'm the OG, you guys are just gay MLP OCs!

GTG BRB TTYL!

Wow such abbreviations!

Catdogbug
Creepy mutant crazy Catbug

Creepy mutant crazy Dogbug

Creepy mutant crazy Catdog

Hero in a half shell!

Catdogbug power!

Bugcatdog
Shut up, guys, I'm trying to read!

Insert word that rhy.....oh, right! WEED!

I made a baby with Eve before you were even born!

Just look at him!

I shall call him Adam.

Hotdog
Enough with the Adam and Eve references, I'm a Christian!

Anyways....

This is why I'm hotdog

This is why I'm hotdog

This is why

This is why

This is why I'm hotdog

This is why I'm hotdog

This is why I'm hotdog

This is why

This is why

This is why I'm hotdog

I'm hotdog cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not!

Hotcat
Hotcat in the ity tonight! (Tonight!)

Dat Billy Idol reference tho!

Whoa, am I actually rapping?

THIS IS AWESOME, HOMIES!

Dogcat's Dog Part
Yo, coming at you live from Dimension X

I'm both a living dog and a deceased cat

That deceased cat is where it's at, you're so fat!

Bugcat
GREEN BEANS!

HARD TACOS!

REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!

WATER WHITE'S METH!

INSERT COMMONLY KNOWN FOOD HERE!

I love you guys, no homo!

Hotbug
Excuse me, coming through

I have a gun

I'm not afraid to use it

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

JUST KIDDING!

NOBODY WON!

YROTSIH FO SELTTAB LIAF CIPE!

Who won? Catdog Catbug Dogbug Catdogbug Bugcatdog Hotdog Hotcat Bugcat Dogcat Hotbug