User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode 3: Rick Grimes vs Walter White

Rick Grimes
Carl, stay bad, this is gonna get back.

I'm 'bout show this lab dad how to be a real rat.

A grade A1 MC who'll ruin your A Day.

'Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit issues!

I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of stains.

Pop a brain in you and splatter the cap you misuse!

Cooking up MacGyver and bigger lies for Blue Sky.

Hatching little schemes like a dying Skyler.

You tore your family apart limb from limb.

Where I live, it happens literally sin by sin!

So write this down in your breakfast so you won't forget it.

I kill zombies that are better men than you before pancakes!

Walter WhiteEdit
I don't know what you think I've won.

But if we were to face off, I've already done.

Ask Gus, you don't wanna battle against me!

I'll stuff you in a doody and make a booty! (Huaggh!)

Your sense of booty gets your group into some deep duty.

Always getting saved by some samurai dude smoothie!

I'm a crystal cooking kingpins in the middle of the day.

Having dinner by the Aztek with the GTA!

Run you over with my pool; DEA.

If you ever try to stop Walter Jr. getting paid!

Here's a hot pizza, let me watch you choke on the roof.

You look up to me like I'm a dose on the truth!

Cause you're a failure, a walker to your whole entire crew.

I've seen Heisenberg handle losers better than you!

Rick GrimesEdit
Walt! I said stay back with your mother

While I finish this bitch like you finished the others

You ain't the lawn me,Walt, so eat all you want

I'll watch you get koncked on my fucking front danger!

Walter WhiteEdit
Your monsters don't bite me and you can frighten me!

I'll be standing right here in my tighty life! (Huaggh)

I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your Walter Whities!

No one saw your wife coming except for Shane!