User blog:Mystical Trixter/Julia Child vs Gordon Ramsay; Epic Rap Battles of Firebrand

Yup, these are back! I've actually had this one done for quite a while now, since before I left for Florida, but due to everything that was going on I didn't have the motivation to upload, so here it is now. Enjoy



Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND

GORDON RAMSEY

VERSUS

JULIA CHILD

BEGIN

Gordon Ramsey
It's about time I meet you Julia, time to show you The Way To Cook

It comes from hard-earned experience, not any tips from your half-assed book!

I'm the MasterChef, your food is like something out of an Easy Bake Oven from a Child

My raps are hot and spicy like The Inferno, yours could hardly even be considered mild.

I'm On Top of the World! Restaurants, all over, while you're stuck with the French

I could tell, too, your food has exactly their surrendering rancid stench!

Overall, I give your rapping and cooking 0 stars, a score that will not be curved

The head chef was the waiter here, handing you your ass, you can say that you were served!

Julia Child
I was expecting more from you when I saw you, but I'm already bored

Cool Down, Ramsey, and for heavens sake stop abusing The F Word.

You have your food precook, and your meat is still all gamy

You should give up on this battle like you gave up on Samy and Amy

Cooking's always been a dream of mine, but I'll be a Kitchen Nightmare to you

You're criticism and rage are nothing to what I encountered in World War II,

You're a cooking Simon Cowell, against an American Idol, don't even try

I'll turn you into a blubbering wreck quicker than Marco made you cry

Gordon Ramsey
Don't you fuel that fire you bitch! Now I'm BEYOND Boiling Point!

Amy and Samy? Ha! At least their shit was better than your joint!

I could tell your cooking was French, all of it was completely fucking shitty!

I shouldn't have been surprised, since you're a bigger fucking failure THAN YOUR KIDNEY!

Julia Child
You shouldn't have challenged me Gordon, now you're really Playing with Fire,

You've gotten my hate even more than the times you've gotten vegetarians ire.

I'm giving you your Just Desserts, let this be a lesson to, as you'd say "quit bitching"

Now, Mister Ramsey, why don't you do me a favor and please get the fuck out of MY kitchen?

Outro & Poll
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE!

EPIC R-a-p-p-p--p Battl-l-l-l--l-les of-f-f-f-f HIST-O-RY

Who won

Gordon Ramsey

Julia Child