User blog:TP87/ERBs in a Nutshell: Season 4

Heeeelloooo fellas. It's been a long time since my nutshell blog, don't ya? I made a season 4.0 blog but it got unnoticed so I'm doing FULL season 4 here. Enjoy!

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Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

We should rename Tory Belleci the "EpicFail-Man". In about 15 seconds he's able to choke and summon Stay Puft. *sarcastic claps*

Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde

"Ho, shall I draw my long sword?"

Uhm Romeo, I think you forgot that the guy you're talking to is holding a BAR machine gun.

Zeus vs Thor

Zeus: Kicking puppyz and burning money. Cause he can

Jack The Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter

That one time that ERB thought it was a good idea to put a jumpscare. Also Dan Bull likes showing off his GIANT teeth

Oprah vs Ellen

Is it just me or did Stedman looked like he had a backache?

Directors Royale

Since the battle is long, I'll make a bigger nutshell

1)"You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of 2 faces" Well, at least it's more than Kristen Stewart for sure

2)Tarantino likes to make fun of Hitchcock's weight he spends 4 lines to make his point

3) I NEVER get blood when I hit my pinky toe on something. Either Tarantino has spiked furniture on his house or his pinky toe is fragile

4)Tricycles can drift in space

5)Kubrick's background when he sits reminds me of a LSD trip for some reason

6)Michael Bay's nuts are so strong they can hold pens and sign checks

Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted

I kinda felt sorry for Bill.

1)His mom gets used in Lewis and Clark's line

2)His best friend Ted agreeds that his mom is hot

3)He is called "the one that no one knows at all"

No wonder his raps sound angrier than Ted's

Copperfield vs Houdini

Houdini must be Thor's relative or something. He likes burning money as well.

Terminator vs Robocop

Terminator is veeery calm. Robocop's shot ruins his face revealing the cyborg skin and all he does is telling him to "chill out"

East Vs West

"Dishing out more disses than letters and pamphlets and plays I've been publishing!"

That means you had more than 2000 disses in the battle. K then

Also, Voltaire likes giving wurstels to ladies (if you know what I mean)

In the end, Weird Eyebrowed Guy (Sun Tzu) tells Normal Eyebrowed Guy (Confucius) that he's a Weird Eyebrowed Guy. Wtf Sun Tzu

Shaka Vs Caesar

Caesar likes talking about defeating Shaka's army with his soldiers. You might have the best trained troops, but I don't think you can do much when you're outnumbered Hundred vs Dozen

Stan Lee vs Walt Disney

The battle no one expected. Also, Walt Disney has a friggin army of MaryDoodles clones and beats Mr.Rogers and Stephen King in terms of creepiness