User blog:Flashley/SCHOOLHOUSE (BALDIS BASICS EPIC RAP PARODY OF TOKEN - TREEHOUSE)

[Intro] Do it Yeah Ay

[Verse 1]

Hello motherfucker hey hi how ya doing? Everybody move it

I've been this way since student Pardon my Math, I'm fluent (addition)

Can't sit calm like Playtime, that girl always moving (Let's play, let's play)

Every time I'm in the school I get better, I call it a room for improvement

Ay, numbers still prime but I beat on my chest like a primate

Baldi at your neck like violin but he's not violent if he got something to violate

I need a girl with at least seven notebooks, can't be with a girl that's behind pace

Chew gum when I tell her I love her 'cause I really don't want Baldi in my face (Ay!)

[Chorus]

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

You getting kicked out the schoolhouse if Baldi's angry now (If he's angry... now!)

Baldi in the building and you lucky if he lets you try to leave now (Sweep sweep sweep, Ay)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

You getting kicked out the schoolhouse if Baldi's angry now (If he's angry... now!)

Baldi in the building and you lucky if he lets you try to leave now (Sweep sweep sweep, Ay)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

[Verse 2]

Just for fun, detention but I'm not done

Why you think I don't try to run? Here School, where the fuck I'm from

Ya'll know what's to come, they think that boy young and dumb

Hold up, please don't answer wrong, 'cause that shit smack like Baldi's stick (Slap, slap)

I got a couple of notebooks I shouldn't be fiddling with (Fiddle, Fiddle)

I am not leaving unless it is to go on a field trip

Pull up with BSODA pop that with a Zesty Bar Snack, with a lock in the middle of it

I got 'em shakin' and stutterin', this ain't a riddle it's Thinking Pad with Math

Hit 'em with the Gaussian curve like that (Like that)

Safety Scissor my rap, I swerve 1st Prize like that

Sneak past playtime with that (snip) I'm cutting every rope like that (clip)

Gifted Shiny Quarter but I don't owe you anything, so why you give your ruler a smack? Uh, Baldi, get off my sack

[Chorus]

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

You getting kicked out the schoolhouse if Baldi's angry now (If he's angry... now!)

Baldi in the building and you lucky if he lets you try to leave now (Sweep sweep sweep, Ay)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

You getting kicked out the schoolhouse if Baldi's angry now (If he's angry... now!)

Baldi in the building and you lucky if he lets you try to leave now (Sweep sweep sweep, Ay)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

[Verse 3]

Ay

Hall to detention, then into Baldi, and it all started from me running

All by myself except It's a Bully

It's unfair when he steals my BSODA

Arts and Crafters, it pounce on me

Sends me back to the lobby

Baldi look at all the people surrounding me, spray with BSODA to get

them all off of me, maybe run with a zesty bar, I'm inside the Faculty Only

Principal looks down on me? (15 seconds)

I got Detention for me

Baldi on my head and he's about to catch me

I have 50 cents where's the BSODA machine?

I need those cuz I'm gonna have to leave (I really gotta flee)

Baldi's slow, can't get to me (No)

Check my phone, who textin' me? I got

[Chorus]

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

You getting kicked out the schoolhouse if Baldi's angry now (If he's angry... now!)

Baldi in the building and you lucky if he lets you try to leave now (Sweep sweep sweep, Ay)

Phone on speed dial, Baldi on rebound, do a little screech now (Said do a screech)

[Outro] Baldi got me