User blog:YouTubeKorea/SECRET NEW CLUB

Hey, everybody! I'm making a new secret club! Yeah! You can have COOL NICKNAMES! Like 'Vagian'! Or 'Peins'! YEAH! You can get prizes, like a five-week old piece of moldy cheese sandwich! A fifty-year old retainer! AND MY LITTLE BROTHER (totally not gay)!!!! YEAHHHHHHH!!! Join now and you can get a -80% DISCOUNT! OOOHHH, THAT'S EXPENSIVE(shut up)!!! We talk about FILLING HOLES! SUCKING STICKS! And HOW TO MAKE IMMATURE KOREAN BABIES!!! Call +82-010-5720-CHINGCHANGCHONG and we'll throw in a free FANNY PACK! Yeah, the same one Anthony's wearing in this sexy video ! Who's in this club, you ask! Well we have MORGAN FREEMAN! NICHOLAS CAGE! PETER DINKLAGE! PSY! SNOOP DOGG! AND MILEY CYRUS!!!

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So...Early April Fools.