Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-5063363-20120814182628

Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

Charles: My name is charles darwin and theres nothin you can do

You cant hurt me with your fluffy feather crew

I'll slice your balls in half with your precious inbetween

You dont know shit about evolution face it you aint keen

Dinosaur fossils and the old earth I shall study

Go and have a gang bang with your gay ass freakin buddys

I am an old man but I can still kick some ass

A list of good rap battlers your name would be the last

Ash: Shut up boldie you have an over-growing beard

The nerds at you laboratry sound so fuckin weard

Dont dis my pets coz theyll bite off your face

Being so crewl to animals your such a disgrace

My hair is uniqe it is like so in fashion

Your hair got robbed so grow some more passion

Pansage Rialu Aushuot and Tepig

Beat up this dumb ass and show him whos the rabbit

Charles: Ha Im so mature your tv shows for kids

Ill be bangin science in your face brain-washing you with physics

Your cap makes you look so gay oh no wait you are

Your face is more annoying than the calories in a kandy bar

Wait it still isn't over I'll cover you in clovers

If I was born in 21st century id kill you with a rover

Just burn in hell with brett and that dumb chick

Them things aren't animals theyre spazed up little pricks

Proffesor oak is bad im suprised hes even qualified

By the time Im finished with you not 1 person will be mortified

Your dead dusted and burnt I gess thats why they call you ash

Now get the hell out of my face go and go and suck on some trash

Ash: Oh I guess you aint seen my yellow little friend

Weather your ready for this well.. it all depends

I hope your prepared to die coz my chum will kill you

1234... Go Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika pika here we go

You stink of dirty crap oh your so low

This isnt a battle its just to prove that we are better

I only have to defat you when I spit an MC's letter

You think your so hard coz you look like dumbledore

Im like busta rhymes youll be crying on the floor

You look like a gnome its about time you took a shave

Anyone could have done this with even out being brave!