User blog:Mariogalaxythree/James Bond vs Jack Bauer - Epic Rap Battles of History (Fanmade)

Nice Peter as James Bond

EpicLLOYD as Jack Bauer

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!

Jack Bauer!!!

VERSUS

JAMES BOND!!!!!

James Bond:

Come at me, you little inferior knock-off,

You've been on the clock all day man, come on you need to stop!

I've been at the force of good way back since '63,

The man with the golden gun, takin' down Christopher Lee!

I'm the OG super spy, Parachutin' from the sky,

You're a tragic hero, killed your dad, didn't cry!

Fallin down the Tony path, you've become what you've hate,

Call this pool man, 'cause you've sunk the black eight!

You won’t live another day man, the challenge is too steep.

It’s time for you to get your own silent beep!

Jack Bauer:

The following takes place between 12 AM to 1 AM.

Events occur in real time. *Ahem*

Don't fight it, you don't want to battle against me.

You bond with ladies in bed, but there's nothing they can see!

None of your kiddie gadgets could stop my terrorist threats.

I see you're in line to be interrogated, and now you're next!

Stand tall! While I push you off the edge now call it

Skyfall! But M and all your buddies really do got

More Balls!!! Than you could ever hope to have,

At least Quantum of Solace put your true colors on the tab!

James Bond:

I forgot to mention that your rapping sucks, let me remind you,

Q can out-school your entire CTU.

The name’s Bond, James Bond, Acing Jacks from now on,

I’m lucky 007, while you are America’s pawn.

I’ve got the brains and the fame, I’m too wild to tame,

The MC JB that puts all others to shame!

So you lost 3 loves, and your ex is a mole.

I’m a fucking sharpshooter, while you keep losing control!

Jack Bauer:

I use my rage, and I up the baddies death toll,

You defy the laws of physics, you should be a dead soul!

I rescued the President, disarmed nuclear bombs,

In 24 hours I became a TV psalm!

Your bogus little stunts are starting to turn sour,

This suit-laden coward is afraid to get devoured.

I’ll take each actor who played you and make a 50 foot tower!

Just like in euchre, I am the Right Bauer!

WHO WON???

WHOS NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC-EPIC- (To James Bond theme)

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!