User blog:MonkeyInATank/Robin Hood vs Katniss Everdeen

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ROBIN HOOD!

VS!

KATNISS EVERDEEN!

BEGIN!!!

Robin Hood:

I'm the outlaw of Nottingham, dressed in evergreen

I'm afraid your time is up, milady Everdeen

I'm the true arrow slinger, you were made from movie magic

Your sister was killed by your rebellion, that's pretty tragic

I'm face-to-face with a black-haired miner whore

You see the royal hunter of English folklore

I'm the most famous aristocrat born unto this world

You impressed your fans just because you twirled?

You're a no talent hunter killing suicidal creatures

District 12 doesn't have many impressive features

I'll see you in hell, after I serve my lord

I stole from the rich and gave to the poor

Katniss:

I'm the girl on fire, a better hunter, you see

Your merry men are only happy cause they spent a night with me

I avenged my sister's death and got married to Peeta

May not sound impressive yet, but I can rap faster than a cheetah

Yes, you'll see me in hell, I killed the prez and I was all over the press

I'll shoot you through the heart and leave you to clean up the mess

Is there a force field around me? No, you just can't aim for shit

You look kinda cold, more so than when you were frostbit

Your 2010 movie was a box office bomb

I haven't seen a sadder person since my own mom

You'll never be able to beat me, and that's because

You're more of a Buttercup than my black cat ever was

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Katniss Everdeen Robin Hood