User blog:Stupidheadedmaggot/Charlie Sheen vs CM Punk. Epic Rap Battles of History (fan made)

Charlie Sheen vs CM Punk is a fan made ERB. It features Charlie Sheen, a major Hollywood actor known for excessive substance abuse against CM Punk, a former WWE champion and a self proclaimed straight-edger (someone who does not do drugs, smokes, or drinks).

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Charlie Sheen

Nice Peter as CM Punk

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CHARLIE SHEEN

VS

CM PUNK

BEGIN!

Charlie Sheen:
The following contest is Mr Straight Edge Society

Going up against Mr Fuck Sobirety!

Idealistic people like you make me sick.

Loosen up, have a beer man, that'll do the trick

I don't need you or anyone up in my personal drug heist

You look like a tattooed version of Christ

I'm not the kind of person to call your average bloke

You're just a nobody who prefers Pepsi to coak.

CM Punk:
It's clobberin' time! Just like last night with your mom.

Sit down tight Charlie and watch me drop a pipe bomb.

I'm the Second City Saint, you're just a guy who cheated fate

And the guy who Pix 11 hates!

You played a dumb detective in a shitty cartoon movie

I'm the best in the world, got my words running smoothly

I write my own material, you just play off Jon Cryer

Face it, you're the half man cuz YOU HAVE A VAGINA!

Charlie:
You walked out on your fans when they needed you most

You sat home in Chicago like a fucking ghost!

The shell of who you used to be will never satisfy their hunger

The CM in your name really stands for Cock Muncher!

Punk:
Back it up, Charlie. You're crossing too many lines!

I can make you go to sleep and that would be mighty fine!

Now I could try to save you, I really believe that I can

But it's better to end you now or you'll just OD again.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Charlie Sheen CM Punk