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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

JOEY GAZZELLE

VS.

TONY MONTANA

Joey Gazelle: 'bout to leave a cockroach running scared Tony is unprepared, Joey don't care it's unfair, that's he everywhere I'm rare, so go on say a prayer.

a silver snub nose to rub foes I suppose got killed say it blows, go into the shadows shoulda stayed on your toes, 'stead of exposed. it's bold, left you a ghost, shoulda overdosed.

leave a scarred face on this disgrace who receives more praise per embrace than a real mobster gets in all his days. especially nowadays go down in a blaze.

New Jersey mobster, smarter, sharper kill harder as a doctor, real Walker known for slaughter, here's my offer you vs. my son, I'll win a million dollars.

Tony Montana: you're facing Tony Montana a real gangsta', what's the matta'? a real masta' up to batta' so cut the propaganda

I worked hard for this i'm a menace, alchemist get your youngest to assist cuz i'm a real fuckin' activist/

Joey, you're fuckin' with the best you depressed obsessed mess. progress in success, i'm fresh guess who you failed to impress

I can't comprehend how you couldn't prevent Oleg from getting what you represent i'll bury you in a pound of cement. go tell your wife "say hello to my little friend"

Joey Gazelle your most famous quote is a dick joke I can't fucking believe you're followed look at all the shit you've borrowed. at least I lived in my movie, hoe

wear white Lester, shoot you fore' you remember a clever temper for whatever terror whoever enters the center forever it's my pleasure to put down whoever.

so back off, i'll blow you away spray and pray, so go away you're a runaway, stay astray maybe someday you'll get rebooted by Michael Bay

Tony, you're a fucking pain. pop the champagne, fore you can complain. bullets off the chain, enter your brain you're a bigger faggot than John Wayne

Tony Montana what made you so pissed? I'm sorry I missed. I just can resist being the sickest lyricist. It's in my interest, to make sure you don't exist I'm the hardest motherfucker you've witnessed.

You wanna play rough. i'm callin' your bluff. i'm up to mischief. I ain't had enough.

Guess what the world is mine. I'll sever your spine, Einstein fuck your non-linear timeline diminish your lifeline.

I'd leave Manolo to kill you. but let me continue this spew fuck Oleg and the rest of your crew. facin' me, get a fucking clue.

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!