User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History Gen 2. Lisia, Contest Superstar vs Ke$ha

I like Ke$ha. This is not a crap battle, I actually do like the way she sounds. I hate her lyrics.

This does not mean I'll use Nicki Minaj. I still think she's a piece of shit musician.

anyway, I'm too lazy to introduce them.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

LISIA

VERSUS

KE$HA

BEGIN

The Battle
Lisia:

Hiiiii, it’s Lisia back to scout a new contesting trainer!

So it’s time to Master Rank this new Glitter-y faker!

You call what you do music when you drench it with Autotune?

Goes to show how much Creative Control goes through Dr. Luke!

I’m gonna yell “Timber!” when your career crashes like the songs you’ve sung

Banning you from Radio Stations like we’re gonna die young

The clock is going “tik-tok” as we count down your amount of fame

It’s a shame the most money you have is that Dollar Sign in your name

Ke$ha:

I’m gonna Hone in on this Hoenn disappointment for contests

I’m an animal, and a dinosaur, stomping disgusting contestants

Bitch, you can go back to Lilycove and appease your loyal fanbase

Until a 10 year old comes along and slams your dreams in your face!

I’m just a Warrior, with a Simple Life, you’re out there ruining cosplay

People ask if you got a boyfriend, but you truly just want May

I’m not against LGBT, I married my lesbian friends before

I’m gonna headline this next battle, so why don’t you head out the door

Lisia:

This coming from the Lady Gaga of Punk Rock and Electronic Music

It’s kind of hard to be good at writing songs when you don’t know what you’re doing

Hand me this Love of Drugs you’re on so you can stop Getting Sleazy

I need to perform a contest now, so Ali, Keep her busy.

Ali:

Bitch, I won contests in every rank

How do you support your fans since your career stinks?

The best visual appearance was you getting Ice Cream

I know how you think, don’t Take It Off for me

You wanna see how pretty I am when I flap my wings?

Or when I mega-evolve and ruin your dreams?

I’ll see to your new album getting canned

so continue to write about Harold and his Purple Crayon

Man, I never met such an untalented shit

Compared to you? Pixels could’ve been a hit

I’m hitting all my disses, call me Hawkeye

If you don’t understand, you’re too young, just Die

Ke$ha:

All I heard out of your mouth was “blah blah blah”

So is it okay if I go get you a tampon?

You’re just a stupid bird, with wings so dead

You’re saying stupid shit from the top of your head

This is a rap battle, not a contest

You can’t stop me from dissing this con-pest

All That Matters is that no one’s Thinking Of You

So come back when Lisia’s in jail for Animal Abuse

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

~Electronic Beat~

RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

Who Won? Lisia Ke$ha Ali the Altaria

Hint for next battle
Do not harm the forest.