User blog:Element K/Element's Rap Battles Reborn; Rene Descartes Vs Buddha

I would make a philosophy pun for today’s intro… but I Kant. So today’s battle is my answer to the sad chaps who didn’t make it to the philosophy battle although they were strongly anticipated by our community. As usual, credential to my cover man Leandro for making these sexyness. On my left! We have the French philosopher, mathematician and scientist Rene Descartes! To my right! We have the awakened one; Gautama Buddha! Let’s get right to it!

Buddha’s Beat: Hidden Truth

Descartes’ Beat: Piece of the Puzzle WARNING: NEXT BATTLE MIGHT TAKE LONGER BECAUSE FINALE NEEDS TO BE SPECIAL AND STUFFS

























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<p class="MsoNormal"> Descartes (0:22):

<p class="MsoNormal"> The Father of Philosophy, rice ball here to challenge me

<p class="MsoNormal"> The key to this victory is as known and easy as the a, b, c!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Thoughts lost with a loss when you duel against Dualism

<p class="MsoNormal"> Just leave it to the pros, that’s the right view and Rationalism

<p class="MsoNormal"> I was a teacher to great minds, you were merely a student

<p class="MsoNormal"> I know the mechanics and the ethics unlike this imprudent Buddhist

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re no match to my legacy; need not to show my diagrams

<p class="MsoNormal"> Most important reason I’m higher is because I rap therefore I am!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Buddha (0:22):

<p class="MsoNormal"> They call me the enlightened one, and I find you mundane

<p class="MsoNormal"> With the saddest part is you desire victory with bars so plane

<p class="MsoNormal"> Prepare for the Eightfold Rap attack, it’s my lyrical philosophy

<p class="MsoNormal"> Wit, Rhyme, Flow, Strength, Meaning, Style, Speed & Quality

<p class="MsoNormal"> I will use this strategy against this crouton in this strife

<p class="MsoNormal"> Do not worry little one, suffering is just a part of life

<p class="MsoNormal"> I spit it cold so be careful on your Method of Discourse

<p class="MsoNormal"> And my students respect all of my lessons, unlike yours

<p class="MsoNormal"> Descartes (0:44):

<p class="MsoNormal"> Watch who you’re talking to! You have a see through path view!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can’t live up to me as a devalued version of Lao Tzu

<p class="MsoNormal"> Beats the Jackson 5 and strippers when comparing daddy issues!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your momma so fat, an elephant went down on her and made you

<p class="MsoNormal"> ­Buddha (0:45):

<p class="MsoNormal"> You don’t believe in doubt but you have religious confusion

<p class="MsoNormal"> Those wars aren’t the only place you barely saw any action!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Preaching my teachings but still gangster; call me Big Hoodha

<p class="MsoNormal"> Unanswered question is; do people really want being taught by ya?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Descartes (0:55):

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re talking out of your ass; it must be all of that curry

<p class="MsoNormal"> Wondering about death eh? Against me, truly worry

<p class="MsoNormal"> Buddha:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Wondering about death indeed, the death of your chances

<p class="MsoNormal"> Wondering if it’s more or less dead than your daughter is!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Descartes:

<p class="MsoNormal"> As the years pass, who’ll stand the test of time and be remembered?

<p class="MsoNormal"> The man of science, math and philosophy or the Bo Tree Hermit member?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Buddha:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Desire is the enemy, and the aura of desire you completely show

<p class="MsoNormal"> Until you understand that, you know even less than Jon Snow

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<POLL> Who Won? Buddha Rene Descartes