User blog:RTHammer/Scout vs. Mason

Epic rap battles of history,

Scout! Vs. Mason!

BEGIN!

Scout:

Bonk!

I am scout, a football player which'll hunt you down.

I'm fast, good for kicking your ass.

You were designed for war.

Your friend "Woods" were designed for chopping down tress.

You have thousands of troops, most of them are 5 year olds.

We have 8 other men, they are so good.

Ya' wanna battle me? Cum, do it.

Mason:

Your actually too young for war.

Which'll make yourself die in the first 8 seconds.

Too bad you can only hold a shotgun, a pistol and a bat.

They were designed for beating down a rat.

You were hiding your dispenser from "Texas" to "California"

Your a fear of me, Masonphobia.

Your gonna scream at me, mamamia!

I'm gonna beat you, teabag at you. Trololololololia!

Scout:

At the first, we were sucking down the BLU team.

Now the new target is your nooby troops!

I can beat people down with my bat at the knee.

All thousands of your people have 1hp.

They'll get killed easily with the knife under knee.

Mason:

You yourself is a football fan.

Your pyro is a 2 year old, no wonder why she is squaking out.

Your demo is a drunk guy, who uses Nerf guns attached "Noob-Tubes".

Your heavy is fatter than Jabba the hutt, no wonder why he can hold a minigun.

Your engineer is why you've been "Dispensering" alot.

Your sniper's father is actually true, yet he is a crazed-Fucked gunman.

All 9 of you deserve to "Gaben" alot.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!