User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.59: King Henry VIII vs Taylor Swift

The long awaited battle has finally arrived.

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

KING HENRY VIII

VS

TAYLOR SWIFT

BEGIN!

King Henry VIII

It's the world most known Tudor King, Henry VIII.

Rapping against a blonde who goes on date after date.

You're a country singer who think that they are just fearless.

When infact, you duo with your crush and called it just business.

You must be loking if you weren't gonna Seymour men.

But the only thing going up your ass, is my massive Big Ben.

Now I'm dominating this battle, like I dominate my wives, and the church.

While you start selling dolls of yourself and claim it as popular merch.

Taylor Swift

The name is Taylor Swift and I'm here to slay, so just call me the blonde bombshell.

You maybe the head of the church of England Henry, but you're going straight to hell,

After this rap battle, 'cause you've been married six fucking times.

Just listen to me, as I'm a strong woman and my reputation is on the line.

You claim to be an author as well as a composer, but I've won 4 grammys,

You are only angry with the world Henry, due to your own fucking daddy.

But come on Henry, as every step you take, you create a mini earthquake.

Just don't claim you're big boned 'cause I saw you eat all the pies and steaks.

King Henry VIII

Just like Howard and Boleyn, I send this bitch to the chopping block.

One whack and you'll be so bloody red, even Mary could barely gawk.

By the age of 22, I took over France. While you make songs about exes.

I knew you were trouble, so listen up bitch, before I banish you to Texas.

Taylor Swift

Look what you made me do making me, you fat whack of a manatee.

You better listen up as I stand up for women. So don't try to rape me,

Make me produce a son, because your wives couldn't handle it.

But this gorgeous young woman has just defeated this obese brit.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

