User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay/Rap battles made by Valaybleatbleatlay episode 3 King Dice vs Oogie Boogie man

Hello, my dear readers! This is my third Rap Battle, I decided to make a fight between a Cuphead character King Dice and the main villain from "Nightmare before Christmas".I hope you`ll enjoy this, like you enjoyed the previous one.

P.S. Dice is purple, Oogie is green, Lock is dark red, Shock is light red, Barrel is grey green.

Mr King Dice!
VERSUS!

Begin!
 King Dice

I am mister King Dice! I have power in my hands!

You`re the most void person in your grey badlands!

You are just a bag of nasty worms,

Clichéd speeches and pathogenic germs!

It’s only necessary to pull the rope and soon you are dead!

My name is King for fuck sake! As a big boss I`m way ahead!

<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oogie Boogie? Really? Your moniker came up from an epileptic?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh, wait! You are just a horror story for stupid children! Pathetic...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">No one likes you in your world! You live under the ground in shit!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I know you`re a bag but can you at least try to keep fit?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You are the fattest thing I`ve ever seen!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You are so overreacting! Such a drama queen…

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I am an owner of a large casino

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But I want to own everything, amigo!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I heard you belong to Disney pictures cause you`re Touchstone`s thing

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Good! So take me Disney`s contracts, come on, bring em’ to the king!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oogie Boogie

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re joking! You`re joking! I can`t believe my eyes!

<p class="MsoNormal"> He`s a man who thinks he can trade with Empire of dark mouse, guys!

<p class="MsoNormal"> But it is not your main problem! Just look at you!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Did you steal these clothes from an usher and painted them purple blue?

<p class="MsoNormal"> And your head! It`s funny! I`m laughing! How did you grow it?

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ll deliver you from this excessive burden and blow it!

<p class="MsoNormal"> So, you are from a game everybody is talking about…

<p class="MsoNormal"> But you`re too ugly to be popular, no doubt!

<p class="MsoNormal"> And, man, now you should shake, or you`ll get a slap

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cause this is maybe the last time you hear boogie`s rap!

<p class="MsoNormal"> OOOH, YEAY, I am mister Oogie Boogie man!

<p class="MsoNormal"> But it`s not over yet, baby! Now it’s your turn, feeble lamb!

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Dice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Ha! Your verse is as bad as I expected!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">A man who knows nothing about rap is now detected!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m stylish, I`m clever, I never play nice. I have connections with the Devil!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> Even EARTH ARMY brought more problems for Jack! You are just not my level!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oogie Boogie

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re joking! You`re joking! I can`t believe my ears!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You are Satan`s right hand man, I`m my own demon of fears!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m the shadow on the moon at night!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Silly little… thing! You will faint from fright!

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Dice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Don`t mess with King Dice, idiot! I have a dark soul!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`ll gut you and turn the resulting canvas bag in a roll,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`ll give you alcohol, but you won`t like it, buddy!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Then my cards will go for you, and your spirit will leave the body!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So don`t make me laugh. You don`t really know what rage, anger and fear is!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You can`t win my game like a journalist with twenty years of experience!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Your only friends are two little boys and a loli, but what if I`ll end all this, how will you feel?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">When I beat you in this battle, I`ll finally call CPS and you`ll go to jail, fucking pedophile!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oogie Boogie

<p class="MsoNormal"> By the way, thanks for reminding me about them!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, they will cope with you in a jiffy, They are as bright as gems!

<p class="MsoNormal"> They won`t listen to your stupid guff!

<p class="MsoNormal"> They`re just going to do their stuff!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Lock, Stock and Barrel

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Yes, boss! We`ll defeat him! And we`ll give you his dead body!

<p class="MsoNormal"> We’ll do it for the first time. No one would call it oddish !

<p class="MsoNormal"> W e <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor: accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">e e! L a! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">L a! L a!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Kidnap the square Dice, he will never be free!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Lock him in Bon Bon`s palace and then eat the key!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Kidnap the square Dice, <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor: accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">throw him in the hell!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Let`s hope when King meets his boss, he will answer well!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Kidnap the square Dice, he is not so wise!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We`ll shrink this motherfucker, he will be killed by mice!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">This would be the hardest issue you have ever seen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Consider that I`ve started smoking and found a brother-twin.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">In YOUR casino you`ve been taking hundreds of <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2; mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">bucks,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So you <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">may think <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2; mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">that <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">you`ve just lost half a million to Axe <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">! (Harry Lonsdale`s cameo)