User blog:Iamthelegion/War Machine vs Raiden - Comics vs Video Games

Raiden:

You think you're a cyborg? Man, I'm Jack the Ripper

Tear out a combo, leave you more exposed than a stripper

Go into bullet time and slice yours in half

Come on, to beat you I would just need a staff

Cut you into slices, just like with Metal Gear

Must say you confused my by your appearance hear

I'm Raiden, not the wimp from Mortal Kombat

And I thought Rhodey here would know that.

War Machine:

Trust me, I do, and I'm the better cyborg around

With a verse like that, I could win without sound

Pull out one man war machine, hit you with hammer

You got Otacon on your side, I've got Bruce Banner

And when he isn't on my side I take down a Hulk

But I admit, you do take down lesser beings in bulk

Reality is, today's the first time you face a true threat

Your already quaking in your boots, I haven't begun yet

Face it Raiden, all your attacks will be moot

When I whip out my rapid fire 21 gun salute

Raiden:

I'm ready to start the slice and dice, are you

You'll be sorry for that line when I'm through

Not afraid to end James because it's seen as racist

He's obviously stupid if he's willing to face this

I spit pure mechanised fury, no match to be found

Rip out your thrusters, pull you to the ground

You better be ready because I'm going into blade mode

I'll defeat you harder than the actual Rhodes

War Machine:

So you claim, it's about time to back it up

When you gonna start, I'm ready and pumped

I'm not like Victor Stone, no need to recharge

When I'm through they'll think a true ripper's at large

Pull out my rockets, go in to full overdrive

Your robotic brain is of reality senses deprived

If you think you can beat the War Machine with a dagger

I spit hot metal disses that can stagger

A lesser cyborg who claims he's tough like the Rake

But seriously, Raiden? I wanted to face Solid Snake.

Snake: So does everyone, but does he get the chance to move on? Or does Raiden? You vote.

Notes: I will stick to releasing one a day, but I have already written 70 something battles, including this one and Frozone vs Jack Frost + Jim Gordon vs Max Payne last night and L Lawliet vs N so far today. I will expand on this one though, I think it's a bit short.