User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 28 Lee Everett vs Bill Overbeck

28th episode. Ye. This was mostly made to settle an ongoing dispute between me and my brother over which zombie apocolypse game is better; The Walking Dead or Left 4 Dead.

Cast
EpicLLOYD- Bill Overbeck

sWooZie- Lee Everett

Lisbug- Zoey

Nice Peter- Hershel Greene (cameo)

Xin Wuku- Walkers (cameos)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

BILL OVERBECK

VS

LEE EVERETT

BEGIN!

Bill:
I'll leave you for dead, you psycho killer nigger,

I've killed hundreds of zombies, I won't hesitate to pull this trigger,

I served in Vietnam, a hero of extreme caliber,

Yet I still fail to find a worthy challenger,

You make enemies with everyone, even Hershel Greene,

I served my cause through, I'm a zombie slaying machine,

You failed your family, your friends, and even little Clem,

I died a noble death for my pals, I cared about them!

Lee:
It's A New Day, your raps are done, you have No Time Left,

You're skills are mediocre, compared to shit at best,

You're Over, Beck, I'll destroy you like I did with the Walkers,

I had Carley in bed last night, you must be sick of cock blockers,

All That Remains is your dead body on the floor,

I'd rather hang with Larry than you, you should've died in your war,

I murdered a senator, don't think I'll stop being so cruel,

Everyone wants to B. Everett, you're a lonely old fool!


 * Lee slices Bill's head off with his axe, and Zoey comes in, mourning over his body*

Zoey:
No one left behind, you ignorant child rapist,

I'm a teenage girl, and I've already learned the basics,

You were bit by a trash-eating ghoul, are you blind?

I'm more hardcore than you and your booty-call Kenny combined!

Lee:
Getting a girl to finish a man's fight, so pathetic,

Call up Louis, you're gonna need some anesthetics,

I'll put you out of your misery, Ellis can mourn your loss, ma'am,

Smash a salt lick over your head like the boss that I am!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! RAP! BATTLES! *gunshot, zombies scream* OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!

Who Won? Lee Everett Bill and Zoey