User blog:Mystical Trixter/Snoop Dogg vs. Adolf Hitler: Epic Blazing Battles of 4/20

Hey, somebody had to make an obligatory 4/20 blog, y'know? But since this is just a one time thing, it doesn't get fancy coding. Also I wrote this in about 10 minutes, so not much effort, so ye, probs sucks more than usual. :p

Intro
EPIC BLAZING BATTLES OF 4/20 IT!

SNOOP DOGG

VERSUS

ADOLF HITLER!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8szMhDELyus

==Adolf Hitler: == I AM ADOLF HITLER! COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH!

I am rapping first so you do not burn zee mic!

I was born on 4/20, and the impact I made on zee world was infinite!

I blazed zee Jews in my chambers before you were ever Ego-Tripping it!

You need to call up Dr. Dre, because my skills here are so ill,

Zat when you get your fill, I'll send in my troops for zee kill!

I beat Vader thrice, showing zee rhyming skill that you lack,

You zink you threaten me? I'd rather go up against Tupac!

Snoop Dogg:
Adolf better run, he's stepping to the one and only D O double G, (Snoop Dogg!)

Hitler better hide, challenging me is another suicide from this Nazi,

I ain't gonna coop upstairs from you, now read the Diary of a Pimp, chump,

I'm about to roast your xenophobic ass harder than I did for Bieber, Flav or Trump.

You gonna know who's your daddy when I make a bitch of your fatherland,

On the otherhand, I understand that you don't want my Malice in yo' Wunderland.

Been going strong since the dawn, and against you I'm not gonna be gone,

You thought you had the ball to take me on? Bitch, get out of my Lebensraum.

Adolf Hitler:
Oh please, Gangstas Don't Live Zat Long once I Knocc 'Em Down!

You lost relevance when you moved to Reggae, people don't know you're around!

If Zis Lion wants to fight, then I'll go Scar on his drugged up rear,

Put your Doggy tail between your legs and run away in fear!

I zink jail is calling again, Snoop, you'll be in my camps for a while,

But for now you can stand at attention, and Sieg fucking Heil!

Snoop Dogg (Becomes Snoop Lion):
Are you fo real? You had to use lines from your other battles,

You's a desperate asshole, so I'll straddle you with no hassle,

Gladly, I'm ready to make you Goosestep off the mic and make the lands sweller,

And hell, Helen Keller, sounds better than ever against this land dweller chancellor.

Fo' Shizzle, I fizzled this little bitch hole getting in my bizzle, like it was a regular day,

Battle me again, my nizzle, but it'll be another 4/20, for the Next Episode...

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY.

Outro & Poll
Who won!?

Who's next!?

Blaze it!!!!

Epic... Awww, yeah, dude... blazing battles of like, 4/20, bruh.

Who won, dawg? Adolf Hitler Snoop Dogg/Lion