Bob Ross

"I'm painting happy little trees."

- Bob Ross

Bob Ross battled Pablo Picasso in Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper
Robert Norman "Bob" Ross (October 29, 1942 – July 4, 1995) was an American painter, art instructor, and television host. He hosted the PBS painting show "The Joy of Painting" from 1983 to 1994. Every week, Ross painted a mosaic, usually of outdoor scenery, for his viewers to watch and feel more serene. He is known for calling stuff happy little objects, such as "happy little trees", "happy little clouds", "happy little accidents", and such. Ross died on July 4th, 1995 due to lymphoma.

Verse 1
I'm so glad you could join me today,

So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint.

You're a moody little genius, always so serious.

I know, you must be on your Blue Period!

Your work is melancholic. I'm painting happy little trees.

Call me Jackson Pollock because I splatter MCs

With a voice that soothes, so let's do this.

I'll twist you up like you're a Rubik's cubist!

Verse 2
Well, Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica.

I served twenty years, Air Force, United States of America!

My technique will make your mistress weep,

Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep,

And I keep it mellow like some Cadmium Yellow.

I'm a bright like Titanium White kind of fellow.

Don't believe in mistakes unless you step to me.

Yo Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat!

Trivia

 * Bob Ross painting his own background is a reference to the introduction of "The Joy of Painting".
 * Bob Ross is the second PBS host to rap in a battle, after Mr. Rogers, and followed by Bill Nye.
 * All three are played by Nice Peter.
 * The contact lenses Peter used to play Bob Ross are the same ones he used to play Freddie Mercury.
 * Bob Ross is the first visual artist after Pablo Picasso to appear in a battle, followed by The Renaissance Artists: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael Sanzio da Urbino, Michelangelo Buonarroti and Donatello di Niccolò.
 * All of them appeared in Season 3.
 * However, if Adolf Hitler's brief stint of being a painter counts as being a visual artist, then Ross is the second visual artist to appear in a battle.