User blog:Joshuakrasinski/spongebob vs patrick

announcer:

epic rap battles spongebob squarepants vs patrick star!!!!!! begin!!!

spongebob:

this battle is gonna end like every arguement does with you kissing my shoes and begging me for a hug  your an idiot patrick so i'll easily win this battle you play with your belly button like it's a rattle you have no brains so you better just quit when this is over i'll  throw in the bottomless pit

patrick:

spongebob you got sponge for brains not to mention that your episodes this days are lame plus not mention you drive squidward insane you never can beat me my friend this battle wil end with you scrubbing my belly it will be a real pain in the phelly  you whine too much i having  spongecake for lunch  here i go munch munch munch

spongebob:

seriously dude like i said your really dumb i would spit more ryhmes but my tounge is numb i'll cook into krabby patties serve to my mommy and my daddy too if you  face it patrick your a fatty

patrick:

oh that's it THE GLOVES ARE OFF TIME TO RAP LIKE NEVER BEFORE LIKE GARGAMEL I AM BRINGING DESTRUCTION FROM MOUTAIN CHORE!!!!!! YOUR LAUGH IS ANNOYING YOUR SOCK COLLECTINGS  A BORE  I DON"T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!

(record stops)

patrick:

i'm sorry spongebob

spongebob:

me too

announcer:

who won? who's next? you decide epic (plays flute) rap battles