User blog:BasaltWolfED145RS/Rap Battle: Jigglypuff vs Meloetta

It's been a while since I've posted a battle here...well, it's been a while since I've made a blog here...either way, I thought'd it be nice if I posted a battle here. The singing balloon Pokemon Jigglypuff goes up against the Legendary Pokemon Meloetta in a rap battle.

I might do audio for this battle if I find a beat for it. :P

RAP BATTLE!!!

JIGGLYPUFF!!!

VS!!!

MELOETTA!!!

BEGIN!!!

Jigglypuff:
PUUUUUFFFFF!!! You think that you can steal my spotlight?

Even though you’re a Psychic-Type, you don’t know how to fight!

Better Play Nice, or you’ll feel the wrath of my Double Slap !

I’m best singing Pokemon! I’m better than your Relic Song crap!

The Dazzling Gleam of light is clearly shining on me!

While you’re just a tool for a temple undersea !

Everyone loves The Song of Jigglypuff ! I’m truly a success!

You can call yourself a girl, but you’re actually genderless!

Meloetta (Aria):
I really don’t want to fight, but I don’t think I’ll get a choice.

But it’s hard to hear anything when you use your Hyper Voice.

I didn’t try to steal your spotlight, so why the random accusation?

Let me sing my calming song to get rid of your Frustration ,

because the only way to win a fight is to retain a Calm Mind.

I’m sure people think I’m winning, and I’m not even trying

People who listen to your singing get tired and Yawn ,

then they fall asleep completely, like if you’re using Perish Song ...

Jigglypuff:
Just like I thought; you’re too nervous to spit a proper diss!

You can just erase your victory off your Wish list!

This little Vocaloid girl thinks she can mess with me?!

She’ll never ever beat me! I should be facing Clefairy !

I’ll Slam your Body to the ground! I’m the best Pokemon aRound !

Taking fighters like Ike and Link down with just one single Pound !

Even if people are sleeping, this victory, I’m securing!

And with all of that said, this was a pure win for Purin !

Meloetta (Pirouette):
Time to step it up a notch, and send you straight to the cemetery!

You’ll regret ever trying to face this beautiful legendary!

You’re only a pink balloon! Wait, why did the creators make you Sing ?

You can’t hurt me with your Disarming Voice, even if my typing’s Fighting

You need a Wake-Up Slap, cause your own song's putting you to sleep!

You won’t survive my Close Combat ! I’ll hit you with a Low Sweep !

It was clear from the start that you had no chances of winning

Cause only tone-deaf genwunners would ever like your “singing”!!

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

RAP BATTLE!!!

Who won? Meloetta Jigglypuff