User blog:Dragonsblood23/Vader VS Hitler

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EPIC NICE BATTLES OF HISTORY

DARTH VADER

VS

ADOLF HITLER

BEGIN!

Adolf Hitler:

I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich

Little known fact: Also dope on the mic!

You are Vader, with your lovely boots and cape

And helmet to cover up that poor burnt face!

You have the force to move objects. I too am also evil!

I went back in time and tried to stop lucas to make the prequels

Cause look at you! You feel like a real person!

I invite you to watch Spaceballs, the Mel Brooks version!

Darth Vader:

You could rhyme against the dark side of the force. But why even bother?

So many dudes hugged your mom I wonder what if  I was your father?

You’re a nice charming man with The Chaplin Moustace

I love that mustache. I call that a work of art in cash

Yo hommie, let me remind you I need to borrow your oven mit

Everything that you did, I’m the best friend who applaud it

I’m the original Dark Lord. Let's burn the sorcerer’s apprentice

My stormtroopers make us a nice picnic but they decided to cloned it

Adolf Hitler:

You smell great, Vader. Your style smells like real power

You need Old Spice dawg. Here, step in my shower!

I’ll hang with all your friends to party! I have my speeches for you vader!

If just need some surgar just go ahead and ask all my white neighbors?

Darth Vader:

ladies dig  my robot balls

Now take a step back so I can put you by the brick wall!

A little Carbonite bath so you get no more worries about math

We’ll call my homeboy in Israel. So He can tell jokes as we laugh

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC NICE BATTLES OF HISTORY Who won? Darth Vader Adolf Hitler