User blog:Bobdave/The Cup Song from Pitch Perfect vs Two Girls, One Cup - Bobdave's 10/10 Would Bang Battles

The mixed race girl in italics

The white girl in bold

THE CUP SONG
You've got a ticket to be fucked by my dick-et

When, I am watching you, my bean, I flick it

My songs got a shitful of cups

Your video's a cupful of shit

And I think you'll find that I am endorsed by your mother's retirement home

Whereas you aren't, cuz you're porn

Maybe they're turned on by that, I don't know

Either way, you blow

Your go :)

TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP
Oh shit

'''Ha! I get it'''

You're going down, like poop in a toilet

But we don't use toilets, we use each others mouths

Cuz we can't afford plumbing

We're poor, help us

Actually, no we're not

We made money cuz people jack off to us

Like MCjohnnyLA

And your brother-in-law twice removed!

Ok, that was harsh, we are sorry

Don't worry but we're about to hit you with a lorry!