User blog:Firebrand794/Moses vs Santa Clause with eyes closed

In celebration of Wachoweek I decided I would type a rap battle with my eyes closed :P. Why Moses vs Santa? Well, that's because I used a Random Number Generator, lel. anyways here's the results!

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Sweet robes, Obi Wan too many days in the sun>



Stop preacgubg, hinuem teacg yo f;ock to covet some fun!



I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer.



You represent sandals and a scraggly beard,



I'm from the North Pke, that's why my rhymes are so cold



I spir diamonds, but I'm servung ip some fresj cpal!



You been a naughty boy. You brought a plague of frpgs



you best arrest yourseld. Yu broke your own law



<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">or was there something in rue sic I didn't understan?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">My list says killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I read yo book, you got a strict religion

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">No bacon? But mandatory circumcision?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I'n a hikky viwk if hekky giving holiday presents,

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">but all the chosen people get for Christmas is jealous!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">When I was high upon the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">But he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">you yooke the Christ outta Christmas and just added mo mass

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You need to stop breaking into jouses and peeping and creeping on naughty kids

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">while they sleeping and keep yo hands off my stocking

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">don't you ho ho me, I'll split yo ass in half, l

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">ike I did the Red Sea, you ain't a saint you a laver, like a Pharoh in th snow

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">We ain't slaves! All that sand turned your brains to mush!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I think you need to stop smoking all that butning bush.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Yeah we're magical workers, man, we hang with Reindeer

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Yo, here's a GPS, who gets lost for 40 years?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You're a glorified secretary, so write this down

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">begat deez nuts, Santa Clause is coming to town!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">So much drama in the Israel B.C

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">It's kinda hard talking directly to the GO single D

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hand me my chisle, I got a new comandizzle for Ua'll

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Thou shlat not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Then walk off to the land of my milk and honies.