User blog:0ShadowStories/Respawned ERBIdeas S1 - Banjo VS Donkey Kong

Rare's former big shot games go head to head.

EPIC RESPAWNED RAP BATTLES! Banjo VS Donkey Kong! BEGIN!

Donkey Kong:

Bitch, you dare to face a gaming god?

You're entire series is flawed and odd.

From your stupid enemies to your puzzle pieces.

You're style of gameplay is equal is faeces.

I'm 3rd Generation! King of Platformer Innovation!

A new game from you would be like a gala invitation.

It's something nobody would ever get!

Cause news flash, Nuts and Bolts was shit!

Banjo:

Sorry to tell you asshole, but you're fucking wrong.

You? Original? Tell that to King Kong.

You're grandpa was more threatening then you.

Couldn't beat Mario, no matter what you do.

We've got a following! You're just reduced to nothing.

Unless you count your shitty new games, that's something.

If you need me, I'll be defeating Gruntilda and just chillin'.

You'll get erased from history, just like your villain!

Diddy Kong:

Bitch, you don't even know what you just rapped.

Here we go, your sister once again got kidnapped.

Next time, get the small Pizza cause you're looking fat.

Or are you going to try to make a rap outta that?

The peanut gallery agrees, you're rare, we're the best.

You'll get lost and forgotten via Kinect like the rest!

Kazooie:

Allow me to jump in, or rather fly.

Your games are a sin, not gonna lie.

I throw an egg in your face, we've won this race.

Your game is 2nd place, me and Banjo are ace!

You think you're cool just because your the latest?

Doesn't matter, our platformers are the greatest!

Conker:

Lets see here...two monkeys, a bear and a bird?

Gee, and I thought my game was absurd.

You apes of wrath have just become too old.

You're latest attempt just left gamers cold.

And you two, you really call yourselves a team?

Birdbrain does the work, Banjo here is lazy and mean.

I'm an greedy squirrel, my game is something you couldn't do.

Cause you're games are on par with the Great Mighty Poo!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RESPAWNED RAP BATTLES!

Who Won? Banjo & Kazooie Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Conker