User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle 10- Mailbox vs. Another Mailbox

This is my 10th battle! This wonderful matchup idea came to me after I got struck upside the head with a 2x4.

Also, stay tuned for a RANDOM RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT coming up, featuring 16 battlers from previous battles!

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!!

MAILBOX 1

VS

MAILBOX 22222222

BEGIN

Mailbox 1:

Hey, other mailbox. You know that I'm better?

I can stay in one piece after a little stormy weather.

And I'm huge! Way bigger than you.

If I were that lame, then I'd fall apart too!

MAILBOX 22222222:

I may be old, but at least I'm not ugly.

Don't you dare go acting like you're so far above me.

You sure recieve packages all through the night

and seeing mailmen raises your flag, all right.

Mailbox 1:

Aw hell naw, you didn't just say that!

Okay, I'm not gay. No, I don't swing that way.

You swing off your pole like you're a stripper.

Why don't you think of lame insults quicker?

MAILBOX 22222222:

You piece of plastic crap! I'll melt you down!

Your rap is a disaster! "Stripper"? Wow.

Yeah I may be scrap, but I rap hard, son.

USPS shows respect to me, I'm number 1.

WHO WON Mailbox 1 MAILBOX 22222222