User:Awesomesix



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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.

The player is below for symmetrical reasons. You've been warned.

It is currently playing: Gorillaz - November Has Come



Intro=

Hello, my name is Conner, but you can call me A6, Asix, Six, Awesomesicks, Asicks, Cjoeb, or 6. Just DO NOT call me Connor, please. Just don't.

Stuff you should know about me:


 * I also like Your Favorite Martian, Hoodie Allen, Skrillex, Ellie Goulding, Dj Earworm, Eminem, Djs From Mars, AWOLNATION, and Gorillaz.


 * My favorite things to watch are The Muppet Show, One Piece, Jontron, Nostalgia Critic, Todd in the Shadows, and Gravity Falls.


 * My favorite games to play are G-Mod, Minecraft, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Left 4 Dead 2, and Team Fortress 2.


 * My favorite movies are Toy Story 3, Despicable Me 2, Gravity, and the LEGO movie.


 * I am not Barack Obama.

Well, that's some stuff to get you started on this, I guess. Just use the tab crap to go through the pages, or use the table at the bottom to see my two series, Total Drama ERB and Awesome Rap Battles. Or fuck off. It's your choice.

Winners=

I'm not concerned about this part.


 * 1) John Lennon "Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free!"
 * 2) Darth Vader "So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?"
 * 3) Abraham Lincoln "I won the Civil War with my beard. Now I'm here to whoop your ass!"
 * 4) No one This battle wasn't great.
 * 5) No one Same as above. No clever lines.
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven "My name is Beethoven, mother fucker! Maybe you've heard of me!"
 * 7) Stephen Hawking "I'm a super computer. You're like a TI-82."
 * 8) Genghis Khan No explanation needed.
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte "You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang."
 * 10) Ben Franklin "It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!"
 * 11) Tie Both were great.
 * 12) Dr. Seuss Eh, 50/50.
 * 13) Mr. Rogers "Get right back in your van, get the fuck outta my neighborhood."
 * 14) Christopher Columbus "I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!"
 * 15) Tie Close call.
 * 16) Darth Vader "I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp."
 * 17) Tie Both were awesome.
 * 18) Wright Brothers This battle was average.
 * 19) Tie Great battle, hard to choose.
 * 20) Cleopatra I dunno, just... uh... something. (bpf)
 * 21) HAL 9000 "I'm sorry, Bill, I can't let you do that." And the "that" is win.
 * 22) Freddie Mercury All the lines. Frank may have done well, but Mercury killed it.
 * 23) Tie (except Abe) Abe was no. Why?
 * 24) Dr. Who "Actually, if you don't mind, it's just the Doctor."
 * 25) Clint Eastwood "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
 * 26) Sherlock & Watson "Ohhh!"
 * 27) Moses That flozizzle fo rizzle, mah shizznizzle.
 * 28) Tie I don't want to be sexist ;-;
 * 29) Gandhi "I am celibate because I don't give a fuck."
 * 30) No one Bias out the i-ass.
 * 31) Tie Too beautiful.
 * 32) Tie Ditto.
 * 33) Vladimir Lenin Dat flow on speed 2.0 tho.
 * 34) Darth Vader & Boba Fett That drop did it for me.
 * 35) Tie Too tough to decide.
 * 36) Miley Cyrus Less annoying in the battle.
 * 37) Bob Ross "Hey, Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat."
 * 38) Tie Can't decide.
 * 39) Team ghosts Well, even Scrooge agrees.
 * 40) Walter White "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife!"
 * 41) Goku "One more Superman that's never gonna walk again."
 * 42) Tie Too tough to decide.
 * 43) Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson Tyson killed it.
 * 44) William Wallace (ew)
 * 45) The Renaissance Artists "I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit. Oops."
 * 46) Tie Can't decide.
 * 47) Tie "Oh! Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore you trying to flow yo?" etc.
 * 48) Zeus Just more threatening sounding. Plus, you can't win with "Swallow my babies." You can't.
 * 49) Tie Both were 2spooky4me.
 * 50) Oprah Winfrey Ellen is annoying in my opinion.
 * 51) This battle's a huge tie I liked all of them.

Favorite to least favorite= I decided to order the battles I like in terms of how much I like them, 1-10.

The worst rating thus far is: 5/10
 * 1) Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde: 9.8/10
 * 2) Goku vs Superman: 9.7/10
 * 3) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter: 9.7/10
 * 4) Master Chief vs Leonidas: 9.5/10
 * 5) Mozart vs Skrillex: 9.5/10
 * 6) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe: 9.5/10
 * 7) Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock: 9.5/10
 * 8) Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters: 9.4/10
 * 9) Lance Armstrong vs Babe Ruth: 9.3/10
 * 10) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye: 9.2/10
 * 11) Blackbeard vs Al Capone: 9/10
 * 12) Artists vs TMNT: 9/10
 * 13) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley: 8.7/10
 * 14) Zeus vs Thor: 8.7/10
 * 15) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3: 8.5/10
 * 16) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: 8.5/10
 * 17) Gandalf vs Dumbledore: 8.2/10
 * 18) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers: 8/10
 * 19) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury: 8/10
 * 20) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who: 8/10
 * 21) Rasputin vs Stalin: 8/10
 * 22) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali: 8/10
 * 23) Rick Grimes vs Walter White: 8/10
 * 24) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin: 7.5/10
 * 25) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe: 7.5/10
 * 26) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King, Jr.: 7.5/10
 * 27) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso: 7.5/10
 * 28) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler: 7/10
 * 29) Justin Bieber vs Ludwig van Beethoven: 7/10
 * 30) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates: 7/10
 * 31) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny: 6.8/10
 * 32) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga: 6.5/10
 * 33) Napoleon vs Napoleon: 6.5/10
 * 34) Mario bros vs Wright Bros: 6.5/10
 * 35) Moses vs Santa Claus: 6.5/10
 * 36) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc: 6.5/10
 * 37) Oprah vs Ellen: 6.5/10
 * 38) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2: 6.2/10
 * 39) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly: 6/10
 * 40) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare: 6/10
 * 41) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD: 6/10
 * 42) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney: 6/10
 * 43) Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee: 6/10
 * 44) Adam vs Eve: 6/10
 * 45) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes: 5.9/10
 * 46) Columbus vs Captain Kirk: 5.8/10
 * 47) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris: 5.5/10
 * 48) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking: 5.5/10
 * 49) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison: 5.5/10
 * 50) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il: 5/10
 * 51) George Washington vs William Wallace: 5/10

Best and Worst Rappers=

BEST RAPPERS

Mr. Rogers

Dat flow.

Master Chief

Gave more tea-bags than Lipton.

Freddie Mercury

Kiss his ass, everyone.

Vladimir Lenin

Flow on 2.0.

Blackbeard

Yargh.

Al Capone

Flow like a pro.

Bob Ross

Too happy for me

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Boo? More like WHOO! I'll sit in the corner now.

Goku

Loved his verses.

Edgar Allan Poe

Poe's flow blows minds. I couldn't make that rhyme. Oh my.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Put the "swag" back in science.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Loved his part.

Romeo & Juliet

Yeeee

Bonnie & Clyde

Fired off some BARs.

Hannibal Lecter

Puts the flow-tion in commotion. (bpf)

Jack the Ripper

Oi mate, that's the Ripper, Dan Bull's a... uh... great rapper

Quentin Tarantino

Wax tho.

Stanley Kubrick

One of my favorite rappers.

Michael Bay

I'll jizz over whatever I want, Kazemon... I mean... uh...

WORST RAPPERS

Chuck Norris

Shut up with him already.

Lady Gaga

Ew.

Sarah Palin

Ditto.

Hulk Hogan


 * 1) 132

Justin Bieber

Hahano.

Albert Einstein

Eugh.

Easter Bunny

Why?

Napoleon Dynamite

Gosh, that was bad.

Captain Kirk

Beam him out, Scotty.

George Washington

Worse than the Easter Bunny, and Bieber.

William Wallace

Only slightly better than Washington.

Tigerisnormal

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Personal wanted suggestions=

Battles I want now pl0x thx bby

Battles
 * Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
 * Solid Snake vs Erwin Rommel
 * Vlad the Impaler vs Elizabeth Bathory
 * Jim Henson vs Walt Disney
 * Kurt Cobain vs Jimi Hendrix
 * Pheonix Wright vs Atticus Finch

Characters
 * Tupac Shakur
 * Eminem (or, if possible, as an actor, but doubt it will happen)
 * H.P. Lovecraft

Awesome Rap Battles= Awesome Rap Battles is a series written by Awesomesix. It is based on 2 or more characters, fictional or real, rapping against each other with the purpose of winning. There is currently 3 seasons. It started on February 2nd, 2014 with Eminem vs Chris Brown.



Season 1 '''
 * 1) Eminem vs Chris Brown
 * 2) George Washington vs Captain America
 * 3) Morgan Freeman vs Samuel L. Jackson
 * 4) Beethoven vs Ray Charles
 * 5) Snoop Dogg vs Louis Armstrong
 * 6) Monkey D. Luffy vs Blackbeard
 * 7) Joseph Stalin vs Superman
 * 8) Guy Fawkes vs Bane
 * 9) Dr. Dre vs Martin Luther King, Jr.
 * 10) Tupac Shakur vs Bach
 * 11) '''Dr. Phil vs Sigmund Freud (Finale)

Season 2
 * 1) Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter
 * 2) Batman vs James Bond
 * 3) Marilyn Manson vs Ozzy Osbourne
 * 4) '''H.P. Lovecraft vs Dr. Frankenstein
 * 5) Stephen King vs Stephen Hawking
 * 6) Slenderman vs Jack Skellington
 * 7) William Shakespeare vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 8) Al Capone vs the Joker
 * 9) Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood
 * 10) Vlad the Impaler vs Elizabeth Bathory
 * 11) Steve vs Peewee Herman (Finale)

'''Season 3


 * 1) Jack the Ripper vs Dexter Morgan
 * 2) Apple April
 * 3) May
 * 4) Dark June
 * 5) July
 * 6) August
 * 7) September
 * 8) October
 * 9) November
 * 10) December
 * 11) JScience January (Finale)

Wiki friends=



Note that I don't hate anyone. For all you know. Shh.


 * 1) Plzer
 * 2) Aggron & King Boo Buddies
 * 3) Frie 2
 * 4) Coopoop
 * 5) Nazi
 * 6) Abnormal
 * 7) Loyf/Loygasm
 * 8) Lil smeel
 * 9) Left 4 Smeel
 * 10) TKK
 * 11) Woder
 * 12) Fgt #1 <3
 * 13) Fgt #2 <3
 * 14) Mini smeel
 * 15) Flear
 * 16) He's not bad
 * 17) Trent bby <3
 * 18) Confidence tho <3
 * 19) Breezy
 * 20) Wach

Quotes= I made quotes. "Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain, an asshole. That role, I think I succeeded fulfilling."

- Eminem

"I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!"

- Harry Potter

"*DHNEU*I\v"

- Loyg blocking CE

"adasdasd"

- EA Customer Support

"Hey everyone, I am coming out of the closet today to let you all know that I am not gay."

- Jacksfilms

"BANANA!"

- Banana Launcher

"Teenage boys fap to PORN?!?!"

- TheMindofMe

"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!"

- Bill

"I'm a fgt."

- DudeWithASuit

"Lil' Hellsing chicky, we're comin' to find you. Come on out, and play "Lil' Hellsing. I promise it's gonna be a lot of fun. We just wanna torture, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times. Burn the house to the ground, go home and masturbate, okay?"

- Jan Valentine

"Link can eat dicks."

- Nice Peter

"Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song?"

- Jason Derulo

"Sent that bitch a picture of my dick!"

- Kanye West

"I supply anal"

- Loygansono55

"Don't believe everything on the internet."

- Abraham Lincoln

"Make my day."

- Clint Eastwood

"I'm happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag."

- Gorillaz, "Clint Eastwood"

"Make my iPod."

- "Clint Eastwood"

"Dude, your balls are showing."

- Nice Peter

"Are they? How do they look?"

- EpicLLOYD

"Candy canes, candy canes, lick them in a spear and kill your enemies

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab"

- Jacksfilms

"Guns don't kill people, uh uh. I kill people, with guns."

- MC Vagina

"I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!"

- Jontron

"Hey punk ass gangster, what you looking at?"

- MC Vagina

"...and it turned out to be the legendary hero Jesus. And the placenta turned into Rambo."

- Brendaniel Reads, "Sonic High School Chapter 14"

"WINNR WINER CHIKKCEN DINING"

- Tigeriaisnigeria

"I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts."

- Soulja Boy?

"Feed my children"

- Pink guy

"I am a very good bad boy"

- Vennu Mallesh

"YEAH!"

- Todd in the Shadows

"7.8/10 too much water"

- IGN

"Up up! Down down! Left right left right! Bringin' the motherfuckin' death by Konami. Oh I'm so fucking hard right now."

- Jan Valentine

"Plz"

- MrPietCaptain

"Plz"

- Captain Warrior

"I rap like a form."

- Zach Sherwin

"My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

- John F. Kennedy

"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it."

- Eminem

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

- Tupac

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view."

- Harper Lee

"Clean your room"

- Dad

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

- Martin Luther King, jr.

"I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower!"

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future."

- Adolf Hitler

"Go white boy, go white boy, go!"

- Vanilla Ice (or one of his songs)

"I wish that I had a bigger shlong."

- Macklemore

"Where there is love there is life."

- Gandhi

"I am celibate because I don't give a fuck."

- Gandhi

"If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed."

- Kanye West

"Refuel my penis"

- Wachowman

"It is paradoxical, yet true, to say, that the more we know, the more ignorant we become in the absolute sense, for it is only through enlightenment that we become conscious of our limitations. Precisely one of the most gratifying results of intellectual evolution is the continuous opening up of new and greater prospects."

- Nikola Tesla

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."

- Thomas Edison

"I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend."

- Freddie Mercury

"World! Prime! Ass!"

- Nice Peter and Dante Cimadamore

"Pvvvm pmvv pvvm vvvvm pvvvvm vvvvvm"

- Avi (Pentatonix)

"refuel my penis is <3"

- Jella141

"I hate freedom of speech"

- Epicnail

"I hate freedom of expression"

- Epicnail

"I forget which one it was."

- Me

"I should probably speel"

- Andrew0218

"You have to be odd to be number one."

- Dr. Seuss

"I AJHDjowsae2j08q38q94902734957198hjjoej;zlak"

- Tigerisnormal

"Check out my balls in is outfit!~"

- Nice Peter

"YOU SCARE MY IMMORTAL THRONE"

- Zoosers

"Scanning Bantha117............... FOUND!!!!!. /c:desktop /what he just said /DELETED!

/c:Bantha117 RENAMED to He lied. /c:Donuts /Homer Simpson Opened... Ok Homer tell him the truth. Homer:Ok...Bantha117 you lied."

- Joeyjoe561

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