User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/ERB Wiki Mad Libs/@comment-26261279-20140127204903

One day I woke up in my Torture Dungeon and went to the yard where my mother said " Hey Billy there's no school due to the shitstorm." I dramatically jumped up in the air and shouted "Use bombs wisely!". I went outside and saw all the kids fucking so I joined them for 1337 centuries and then I saw my friend Donkey Kong and said to me "Look at that rainbow dildo isn't that the manliest thing you ever seen". I replied with "cuntmuffins". I went into a Home Depot where I was raped by 27 Mexicans where I later died until I got some weed from Dicks Sporting Goods and then I gangstaly the sidewalk and then I fisted a homeless man until I went to my house and said to my Used Tampon Collection "That was the sexy sandwhich that you made." then I lit that shizz and then I went to hell and had a wet dream THE END.

Moist