User blog:土火水风/Slender man vs deadpool rap battle

I made this rap battle as well as the title cards



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Slender man:

I am more than just a man, i’m slender

You are a messed up weirdo on a bender

My woods are inescapable try and run away

The lease is up wade it’s time for you to pay

You have two voices haunting your mind

I induce nightmares in all those i find

My tentacles are spreading let’s see you escape

I’ve taken your last castle this verse is checkmate

Deadpool:

Wait are we supposed to be playing chess

I came here to rap that’s what i do best

There’s a reason i’m called deadpoolio the amazing

I’ll make you into calamari topped with verbal glazing

I’ll break you like the fourth wall a hundred times a minute

If your second verse is anywhere near your first bin it

You havae only eight pages every single issue tops that

I’ll slice off a tentacle freeze it make it a baseball bat

We both know they’ll vote for me you and i

I have a full arsenal you’ll lose and that’s why

My game’s much better everyone loves an anti-hero

I’m highly acclaimed going up against a zero

Come on, realise that this is a pity meeting

If i were on even 10% i’d give you a beating

Slender Man:

They’ll vote for you what the heck do you mean

Never mind i’ll slice you thin because i like my meat lean

Prepare for the arrival of the creepypasta overlord

You’ve got two pages i’m releasing my Slender horde

Cut of my tentacle do you fathom my raw power

You’ve lost your pawns and castles now i’ll take your bower

This is a pity meeting but it your raps that are a disgrace

You leave mounds of bodies while my victims no trace

Deadpool:

Do you not understandi’m Wade Winston Wilson

I’ll rip through your horde and go for the kill son

Don’t you understand my armoury’s versatility

I’m deposing this overlord, despite his ever utility

And come on man you’re an internet meme

While i have the coolest comics you’ve seen

No escape from your woods one word bodyslide

I and my pal cable will take you for a ride

Inspiring fear in kids who are you sinestro

It’s time for your punishment let’s go

Always stalking pre-schoolers what’s wrong with you

Did you lose your mpm when you were young boohoo

Come on slender give up and admit you lost you see

You had no chance so jeffs girlfriend got beat

Comment who won and write ideas for me please