User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Spongebob and Patrick vs Phineas and Ferb

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

PHINEAS AND FERB!

VS!

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!

BE-

SpongeBob:

Hahaha!

Calm down Announcer, no need to get too feisty,

This is gonna be round 2 of Gary vs Perry!

Patrick:

And we ALL know “WHO WON?” that one, wasn’t a surprise,

Does this look un-sure to you that we’re gonna make you cry?

SpongeBob:

All you guys do is BUILD stuff, mind giving it a break?,

You guys look like a barfed out Krabby Patty that I ate!

Patrick:

At the end of this battle it won't matter what you say,

So let me show you two how a pro plays mayonnaise!

Phineas:

So, we’re facing two dumb friends, that combined have an IQ of 5!,

You two just prove your stupidity, while we thrive!

All the characters on your show act like jokes,

And when both of you go in mid-air, you don’t even choke!

You’re getting old, SpongeBob, like your lost boyfriend, Timmy,

Who ALSO beat you in ratings, just like his lost twin, Jimmy.

Oh, look at them Ferb, they’re so lonely and tired...

And three words for you,

Ferb:

“Spongebob, You’re Fired!”

Spongebob:

We may not be smart, but we can still out rap you!

Patrick:

Ferb’s weird, he doesn’t talk ‘cause he’s a creep, or he’s just rude!

SpongeBob:

You think your so cool? Well, at least we have jobs!,

Patrick:

You barely get any money from your.. duh...

SpongeBob:

Mom!

You don’t even go to school? So how do you last?,

Patrick:

And even if you did, if you went for one day? You wouldn’t pass!

Don’t you do dare call me Tubby or Fatty!

Spongebob:

Let’s get our spatulas!

Patrick:

Okay!

Both:

And we’ll fling yo’ asses like a Krabby Patty!

Phineas:

Think you’re so smart trying to out rap us?

When SpongeBob’s pants were round, Patrick made a fuss!

We’ve made rollercoasters, sang songs, and did many things more!,

While Patrick here, can only count to, what? Four?

Patrick, you live under a rock, whoa...

We even beat out Hannah Montana, didn’t you know?

This battle is now over, so Ferb? What do you have to say?

Ferb:

I’d rather give up making inventions than fight these dweebs anyday.

Phineas:

OOOOOH!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Robo:

Well, not really cause we, the writers keep making the decis-

Kyle:

We’ll take suggestions, now.

Announcer:

WOW! REALLY?

Kyle: Yeah. I was just making up stuff that is random and a complete rip off of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Announcer:

MIND BLOW-


 * explosion*

Kyle:

Uhh…. Epic Rap Battles Of Randomness?