User blog:Manlyman21/Naruto vs Sasuke Uchiha

EPIC RAP BATTLE OOF HISTORY!!!!!!

SASUKE UCHIHA VS NARUTO UZUMAAKI!!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Sasuke:

I got hatred in my veins

I went through so much pain

Seeing my family die in disdain

But it made me stronger than you will ever be

I will castrate you with chidori!!

You look like a moron to me

Bitch, why don't you leave me be

Looking like pikachu

Whiskers on your face

What the fuck are you!?

Running around in a yellow bullshit jump suit

What kind of ninja are you!

Naruto:

Stop throwing disses, man!!

Your my friend, understand?

You drive me fucking up the wall!

Why don't you suck my truth seeking balls!

You always cry about your familys demise

Everybody believed Danzos lies

I believe you, but you tried to kill me multiple times

I defended your ass from all the crimes

Sasuke:

Shut the fuck up, you weren't there

To see the pain that I had to bare while I stared

At my family get killed right there

My perfect sussanoo will rip you a new ass

Make you regret meeting me in your past

I will show the fucking law

You won't be in one piece

After I get dirty and raw

I am new god with new plans

To make you understand

Why my ways are in demand!

You will always be alone

Go fuck yourself!!

Wait, you got shadow clones

Naruto:

Calm down before bijuu bomb your ass

Heres a rasenshuriken, react fast!

You never showed in naruto: the last

That was a low blow on your part

I will forgive for I have a good heart

We should try having a new start

Lets stop ripping this relationship apart

Sasuke:

You know what, lets not repeat this again

I got mad to fast

Sorry, freind

Naruto:

Thats fine

We are chakra bros

Keep that mind

(Madara drops from the sky)

Madara:

Look at these bitches talking shit

Not realizing the moon got lit

(Gets interrupted by MONKEY KING BAMBINA!!)

Monkey king bambina:

I am the monkey king bambina, and you can have some of DEEEEZZ NUTZ!!

Pull some shit outta my butt!!

Throw at you

About to errupt!!

This is my true form, is that to much

Whoop your asses with just one touch

I fight like am black, but I am real white!!

One tail swipe will destroy a satellite

Drink my piss and eat my poop

I make bitches with my testicle soup!

Coming from toriko from gourmet world!!

Wanna play some games, bro!!

WHO WON!!!