Eve

"You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips!"

- Eve

Eve battled her husband Adam in Adam vs Eve. She was played by Jenna Marbles.

Information on the Rapper
Eve was the first ever woman on earth in the Bible. She was created by God from one of Adam's ribs. She was kicked out of the Garden of Eden with Adam after she was convinced by a snake, who was actually Satan in disguise, to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. After Adam and Eve were kicked out, they gave birth to several children, notably Cain and Abel, but it was not easy, as the power of God made life harder for them as a punishment of their wrongdoing. Some Christian schools of thought believe Adam and Eve to be allegorical of humanity as a whole, and that Adam and Eve never existed as individual people.

Verse 1:
This battle's gonna end like every argument does,

With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub.

I made a map, motherfucker, and I'm reading it too.

Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!

I know that you like to think you're so macho,

But you smell like ballsacs and nachos!

I work, while you and your boyfriend Steve.

Drink and play sports in a fantasy league.

You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips!

So go ahead, take a shot. I'm sure that you'll miss.

Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list,

If you stopped fucking up I wouldn't have to get pissed!

Verse 2:
Don't even bring up swallow.

The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow.

One pump, chump, and you're hung like a weasel.

Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!

You want alone time? Have it! In fact,

Suck your own dick and shave your own back.

That apple's the best thing I've bit so far.

Now I see how much of a dick you are!

Verse 3:
... I'm sorry, too.

Verse 4:
Don't even think about it!

Scrapped Lyrics
Your back is hairy, and your balls smell like Godzilla.

It's like you evolved from some kind of gorilla.

Trivia

 * Being the first woman on earth, Eve is the oldest female rapper to appear in ERB in terms of time periods.
 * Eve is the first female rapper to rap against a man, as she went against Adam.
 * Adam and Eve are both the first two rappers to not have short bios written about them on the official website.