User blog:Rob Tick/ERBoF S1 - Ariel vs Aquaman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

ARIEL

VS

AQUAMAN

BEGIN

Aquaman:

The power of DC will bring Disney to its knees! You can’t walk on land, yet you think you can beat me? Please! Best be hiding Under the Sea! if you think you can win, it won’t be a Happy Ending, it’ll be your cancellation! You kissed a guy so what, I'll spit so much scissors, you're paper, prepare to get cut! You're not in my league, you're a weak ass middle child. Go back home, it's almost midnight!

Ariel:

Hello, Arthur Curry, prepare to meet Ariel’s fury, Disney princess on the mic, roast this fish-man, leave him buried! I’m loved by millions, you’re a superhero that can’t rhyme. My raps will leave you dead, for the seventh time! Call Superman up, i'm the Princess of Steel, you're left cosplaying Achille's Heel! Midnight bitch? No Cinderella shit! I'll make you quit, chop your hybrid ass to bits!

Aquaman:

Stop your bitching, you letter-hiding ass! Get the Prince, I'll show him some real class! If you think you can beat me, you guessed wrong. Now go back and sing a buccaner's song!

Ariel: 

Come on, you bastard, I'm more famous! You're stuck making out with Hayden! I'm the Queen of Disney, now bow fucking down! You're the prince of the sea, but I HAVE THE CROWN!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!!!

