User blog:Onixceptable/The Extremely Onixceptable Rap

This is about to be terrible....

....but fuck it

Most call me Onix, you can call me Aidan

Most pokehaters are just straight hatin'

I got the fire of Satan, these tunnels I'm creatin'

I'm a rock/ground type,

Let's start the pokehype,

Defeating fire types like its my architype.

I can stone edge,

I can earthquake.

I can set up rocks with eviolite.

Come at me, test my might,

If you even dare to start a rocking fight.

I got you grounded, now I be roaring.

My rap was a spectacle,

you're onixceptable.

....lol.