Talk:Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso/@comment-174.237.131.137-20131114223525

You think you can paint winter, spring, summer, and fall?

You need people to pay PBS for your work, mine is wanted by all!

Your appearance looks like you just walked out of Woodstock, it's absurd!

My Self Portrait and Three Musicians all gain some good word!

Why do you need to name all your colors something ridiculous?

All I need to make history is some time being meticulous!

Bob Ross: Picasso! Pablo! Your paintings are hard to comprehend

This over here, that over there? When did you draw that, at age ten?

Things aren't so happy anymore, that your cubism dropped by

I paint happy clouds and happy trees, in our beautiful blue sky

Even Picasa beats Picasso, and that's saying something

Imagine what art would look like if your paintings were nothing

Pablo Picasso: Your puny choice of verse made women asleep and seated

When Picasso takes the paintbrush, things are sure to get heated

Like Girl Before a Mirror! This is a work of art!

You're like a '90s Warhol, painting nonsense like Pop-Tarts!

I'm the top painter of my era, and it's easy to see

When it comes to picking up the paintbrush, I'm the top choice, clearly

Bob Ross: You say I'm the weirdo? Just look at your thoughts!

All your nude paintings make viewers distraught!

Painting's a Joy when I appear on TV

You're like Lady Gaga took up painting, it's weird to see!

I mean, seriously, Pablo! Take the mustache off and you're as crazy as Dali!

Got to go up to happy clouds now! I might be an inspiration to artists, hopefully!