User blog:Cryamaps/Markus Persson vs JK Rowling - Custom Rap Battles 2

Welcome to the second Custom Rap Battle!

This features the Swedish game programmer and designer, Markus Persson, against the British novelist J.K. Rowling, to see which infamous, transphobic creator disassociated with their content by their fans is better.

Instrumental: Hinda Bul by Kustom

Lyrics
CUSTOM RAP BATTLES!

JK ROWLING!

VERSUS!

MARKUS PERRSO-

Markus Persson [0:24]: Before we begin, I don’t want to get arrested ‘Cause the matter of your gender is leaving my brain contested I’m rapping harder than diamonds, you got no karats to this emcee While I lure 30 million copies like stick carrots to MC Your save-face canon opens cans of Silkworms, so pause it; At this rate, all of your characters are hiding in a closet! If gross overwriting’s what you want, I’m sure that you’re in luck ‘Cause between you, Dumbledore, and Grindelwald, I’d say that you’re the most fucked! I spit a hotter war of flame than any of your cancer fandom Rap sweet like a candy wall to leave ya sleepless like a Phantom I’m a busy man, I’ve got a beating schedule to stop me So let’s see how you perform, I’m experienced with punching commies!

JK Rowling [0:58]: Kicked out of your creations, now you want to step to me? You’re a one-hit wonder struggling for your relevancy Who has gone Micro and Soft in the game dev dev game And is only useful for Bethesda’s name games to lay claim Mojang gave you the time passed, now Gates is behind that Aligned that to Mein Kampf, now Minecraft’s on life rafts! So I’ll kick you off my TERF, and it makes sense in history ‘Cause your Nazi support failed harder than the one in your country! I’m searching for a valid diss, and I just can’t find an incidence So I’ll Mark that entire verse as a missing Perrsons incident! Call it Quidditch; While I’m fly, you leave your life swept away ‘Cause to your fans and devs, you’re truly He Who Must Not Be Named!

Markus Persson [1:33]: Only you could write so many words, that amount to fucking nothing! The final nail in the coffin of the dead franchise you’re crushing And if we’re talking coffins, let me just spoil more from this snake When I kill beats in Parseltongue like you were Dumbledore to my Snape!

JK Rowling [1:45]: Expelliarmus to the mic! I see your rapping’s not okay; Your verse left me Rowling so hard that I’d wish you were JK! Drinking victory like a sip of the goblet fire which I spit I’ve kicked you down a Notch, now it seems you’re the feminine dick! ​​​​