User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs. Kim Jong-il

Kim Jong-il
Kim's name, I had Illinois license

You swallow my rhyme like steroids

Your body looks like a spray tan banana

Frankenstein turban and walrus mustache

I came to Ric Flair Asia

Bitch, I suplex condemned them in your guy's hair

FAM entire package Barbie, people

You want beef?

Eat this Korean barbecue!

Hulk Hogan
I had a ring side seat slap his brother

You look at mother hedgehog

Unusually, fake, you are beautiful, Ronnie Jabroni

How will your legs give me alimony checks

Men know all the little Hulksters

I want you to hang on the rope like a puppet show South Park

I, who like Laura Ling friction plastic shackles hostages

My feet, my brother, let your ass back to Beijing!

Kim Jong-il
It bastard in China's Beijing, blonde

One of the people, God, I was suburban commando

North Korea, bitch. Let me give you a tour

I say way bigger than your wife you are my cock!

Announcer
Hulk Hogan declined.

He did not know whether to end the fighting!

He held out his hand rope!

This is a ... man Han Landi Savage ...... me!

Macho Man
Oh, by the way, trying to get the real

I saw it fit to Slim Jim Kim

I do not like to play little bitch with glasses

When your child, I stomp Midget asses

Man is not the same all

So, if you spend less time than round, so that the person you begin

PUNK, elbows away from your country

On behalf of all World Wrestling Federation. Yes, oh!