Thread:ShaunoftheRed/@comment-4347111-20130312224407

How's this for the opening:

''(Shaun walks to a graveyard, he sees a tombstone, and walks toward it, which says, “R.I.P. John. Cause of death: killed by an asshole.”  He places a Brit-Kat by it.) ''

Shaun: *sigh* It’s been a while John. Sorry that this happened to you, Kurai is a fucking asshole, which is why it says that one your tombstone I guess…

''(Shaun notices something behind him, he turns around and get’s in a stance, only to find a Beyblade Spinning.) ''

Shaun: Basalt?

'' (The Beyblade then glows and transforms into Basalt’s human form, HyperJacob96) ''

Basalt: Yo! (He notices AnimaShaun is confused) Yeah, I can switch forms at will. Pretty useful for scaring people! ^-^

Shaun: …Ok then…what are you doing here?''' '''

Basalt: Just looking at the aftermath of the mess Kurai made,,,gosh dangit, those are commas!! How the fuck do I keep doing this?!?!?

Shaun: …wut?

Basalt: …nothing…By the way, it’s time.

Shaun: Dinner time?

Basalt: *facepalm* NO YOU IDIOT!!!! It’s time for the final semi-final round of the ERB Wiki!!

Shaun: Oh. Who’s my opponent?

Basalt: You’re looking at him.

Shaun: I thought I beat you already!!!

Basalt: Long story, let’s just start before I waste anybody else’s time.

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaun: Ok…

<p class="MsoNormal">''(They get into position, but no beat starts…) ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaun: ...uhhhh

<p class="MsoNormal">Basalt: Ugh, hold on… (finds a man in bunny pajamas, and slaps him) WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT?!?!?!?! YOU’RE WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME!!!! WE’RE STARTING!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Guy in PJ’s: Ok, ok, fine!!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKI RAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">ANIMASHAUN!!

<p class="MsoNormal">VS!!

<p class="MsoNormal">BASALTWOLF!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">BEGIN!!!!

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