User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS: Season 2 News with Zorro

Hello my friends, I am Zorro! I am here to inform the people of this Wiki the glorious return of Mythical Battles of Historical...ahem....dung. Now I'll cut (hehe) to the chase. Season 2 is returning with 15 battles! Six more than the last season, so the first half will consist of 9 battles. GravityMan has the wonderful Drakan95, and three other very special (but secret) guest writers to help. More will be revealed in time. Now...what could the first nine battles be? Hints!

*turns to look at the table, with nine plates on it* 

Intriguing.....the first plate, the premiere holds a copy of the family classic Home Alone, odd.

The second plate holds a small puddle of blood with the tinge of salt in the air.

The third has a small slip of paper, consisting of the words: Lion vs Wolf....I assume he preferred a written hint for this one.

The fourth! A beautiful gold bar!   *pockets*  

The fifth holds....  *picks up a small baggie full of pills*  Um.....is this?  *opens and sniffs*  This is roofies.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%"><span style="color:rgb(217,149,148);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:200%;">The seventh, ah my plate- I mean battle! A piece of meat? Ugh! It's spoiled!

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<span style="color:rgb(217,149,148);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:26px;">And FINALLY, the ninth plate! A bone broken into three pieces.....

<span style="color:rgb(217,149,148);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:26px;">Leave what you believe the hints to be in the comments please my friends, for now I must return to the night. Mythical Battles of Historical Shit will return October 5th and post every Tuesday after that. I will see you soon and goodbye!

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