User blog:FrankieRapBattles/Will Smith vs. Eddie Murphy

Cast:

Iman Crosson as Will Smith

DeStorm Power as Eddie Murphy

Nice Peter as Adam Sandler

Jordan Peele as Samuel L. Jackson

Zach Sherwin as Jim Carrey

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FRANKIE'S

WILL SMITH

VS.

EDDIE MURPHYYYYYYYY

BEGIN!

Will Smith:

(Beat: [], starts at 0:05)

Now this is a story all about how

I beat this fake comedian right now

So, if you can just take a minute, and just sit right there

While I make a better show than The PJ's called The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

In your Daddy's Day Care, were you spented most of your Life

Bet it was hard trying to find a wife

It's gonna take more than A Thousand Words to take me down, Eddie

There's no point of this battle, because I've won already

You being the best actor? Nobody can't Imagine That

Turn back into Sherman Klump, buddy, because you must be really fat

Playing 5 fat-asses, with all that turkey neck

Your bestest acting in films yet are Mulan and Shrek

Battling against you is a time I have waste

Now, don't let me get Willow to whip her hair in yo face

Eddie Murphy:

(starts at 0:23)

Hold up, but I heard about your mother gaining 7,000 pounds

Before you get embarrassed, you better turn around

The chance of you winning this battle is something will never see

Your rhymes are shit, just like Men In Black 3

You better bow down to me, I'm the one you should orbit

I've heard better rhymes coming from Norbit

Your acting in films are all an epic fail

The bestest acting you done was only in Shark Tales

Your rapping is based on the them song of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The show and your films, huh, no one really cares

And you being Hancock, more like small cock

I'll be your new ruler After Earth

Those kids must've been adopted, cause you don't know how to give birth

(then suddenly, the battle's interrupted by Adam Sandler)

Adam Sandler:

Hold up, this is an actor's rap battle, you two can't be Blended in

I'll only say this once, so listen closely, I won't say it again

Looking at ya cheap films, even the homeless can afford

And Eddie, with your films, you're really Going Overboard

You think you're funny, like Kevin Hart, trying to knock people dead

Your forehead needs to lose some weight, that's bigger than an Airhead

My ears are bleeding, I don't wanna hear neither of ya rap anymore

But it could knock the audience dead, like Pauley Shore

And as for you, Will

You had some twins, like Jack and Jill?

I thought that little penis wasnever going to bang

Unless, Jada and Sheeree had some tiny potholes (dang)

Stop trying to be nice, you're not supple

You and Eddie will make a great couple

I just cooked you both, so shut the fuck up

Stop being immature and act like some Grown-Ups

Samuel L Jackson:

Hey, I have to battle against these alcoholic addictions

Shoot ya down, like we in Pulp Fiction

I'm the bestest actor who's battling against a bunch of cock-suckers

Starring in a film of a bad mother fucker

Ya trying to rap, please, just stop

I'll beat ya asses, like my name was Robocop

TBA, I'll finish this tomorrow, good night

Who won, so far? Will Smith Eddie Murphy Adam Sandler Samuel L. Jackson