User blog:Dragonsblood23/My ERB SEASON 1 Finale

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

THE WINNERS OF SEASON 1

VS

EACH OTHER

limit to 2 turns

1 verse

BEGIN

Shigeru Miyamoto:

Level 1 begin I'll beat you all harder then Sega

Meet your end which is a synonym for omega

Ralph Baer:

Listen we had a tie but I get the rap high score

Virtual Boy sucks, Magnavox Odyssey hardcore

Steven Spielberg:

Your gamer nerds ruined My classic movie E.T.

Just go watch Lincoln on dvd it's my latest movie

Mr. Krabs:

Licoln lost to Argo in oscars so it has no real gold

Now MONEY on the other hand I would definly hold

St. Patrick:

I have a four leaf clover thats my rapping good luck

Face it even after my holiday you guys will still suck

Lucky The Leprechaun:

You only won cause of me Patrick I rapped like a fox

For I am the one who will get the prize in this rap box

William Taft:

I as wide as the percent of me winning and thats huge

So you should all away because your all gonnna lose

Siri:

I searched who wins and it said Siri shall win this war

People shall use me to ask  questions more and more

Evi:

I may be like on you but the ipod touch but still medevil

after all Siri I searched YouTube and your cleary pure evil

Jim Henson:

Stop rapping siri and evi your just 2 apps on Apple's wall

I'm The True Rapping Puppetmaster, still controlling you all

Kermit The Frog:

It's not easy being green but me winning is just way too easy

My raps are strong just like the karate of my wife, Miss Piggy

Michael Jordan:

A Frog and A Pig? what do you have for a kid, amphibious spam?

I have skills starring with the looney gang in my classic Space Jam

Shaquille O'Neal:

This ain't no Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny this is weak

If you want a Season 2 hint look below for a special sneek peak

Judge Dredd:

You guys are worst then me being potrayed by Sylvestor Stallone

I took your wife Shaq so I can make you an internet forever alone

Shigeru Miyamoto:

Final Level I sucess my raps as if I was still working on the NES

I'm just like my creation Mario, The #1 is being the ultimate best

Ralph Baer:

Sorry but do you see on yourself wearing the medal of Technology

I'm a true engineer Your Legend Of Zelda is just some Mythology

Steven Spielberg:

I'm The Eagle Scout so you should all give me some big respect

or I shall call the cops of you losing and you all will be suspects

Mr. Krabs:

I'll win like Spongebob your raps are even worse then Squidward's

Go back to Boom Blox Steve and rip off That cool app Angry Birds

St. Patrick:

Guys you all suck so why don't you guys go on a rapping break

After all I was the one who had invented the Shamrock Shake

Lucky The Leprechaun:

Marshmallow Power shall really destroy the bad raps of you all

Also The Prize I found was a great free trip to some cool mall

William Taft:

How about a free trip to my fist lucky cause your just bad luck

I eat all you guys and put in an order of a large number of trucks

Siri:

I got tickets for Lincoln cause speilberg who never do you Mr. Taft

Now some random kid asked me about to get an app of Minecraft

Evi:

Siri you a mic I am a actually person from the land called the U K

I found answers for Me Vs Siri and it said you won't even last a day

Jim Henson:

People this ain't Sesame Street no more this is Nova Science Now

I'll beat you with Big Bird, Super Grover, and Gladys The Rap Cow

Kermit The Frog:

I'm maybe a Muppet but I have got The Hollywood's Walk Of Fame

I got Rainbow Connection you rapppers all bring this frog to shame

Michael Jordan:

Shaq I have to break this tie so I am gonna score 1 big slam dunk

after I win I take photos of you all losing and send it to Funnyjunk

Shaquille O'Neal:

Your right Michael bout the tie but I will get the basketball score

I got a gold statue at Louisiana State University, thats hardcore

Judge Dredd:

Shaq stop bragging we all will forever rember your game Shaq Fu

Also Here is that preview shaq talked about for Season Number 2

SEASON 2 PREVIEW:

WHO WON

WHO"S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY SEASON 1