User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 7: Pac-Man vs Sonic the Hedgehog

Hey everybody, this is my 7th battle, and I made this at Sunday, but I didn't have time to release it, so enjoy!

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Pac-Man

Nice Peter as Sonic the Hedgehog

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PAC-MAN!

VS!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

BEGIN!

Pac-Man:

The Adventure Begins, when I'm kicking your ass!

I would rather face Mario than you, but I'll definitely pass!

Seriously though, who plays your games? They're just a fucking waste of time.

I'm so popular, my games are even in arcades, so get a life or die.

Sweet shoes, bitch. Did you get them from the shoe store?

Your speed is too slow, even a snail could go faster than you, and I'm sure.

Come on Sonic, do you really have of what it takes to beat the Namco King?

No one can beat Puc-Man, not even you, and learn to make raps and sing.

Sonic the Hedgehog:

You yellow fucker, you think you can take down Super Sonic?

I'll defeat you just like I did to Robotnic.

Puc-Man? More like Fuck-Man, if you ask me.

I'm like Usain Bolt, dude. I can't even be beat.

Making fun of my shoes, huh? Shouldn't I say the same thing about yours?

My games are epic, yours is just about eating dots in a maze, which makes everyone bored.

My speed is not slow, but it's faster than your speed.

Your inspiration was just a pizza, you should just leave.

Pac-Man:

What's the matter, Sonic? You look blue.

Did I hurt your feelings? If so, then you deserve it, fool.

I'm Super Pac-Man, so come at me bro.

I got Mrs. Pac-Man on my side. What are you gonna do about it, yo?

Sonic the Hedgehog:

I'll use my Michael Jackson shoes, and kick you all the way to Pac-Land.

Every time, someone sees me run, they're all just like DAMN!

Peace out, dork. I got to go now, and eat a chili dog.

The Blue Bur is out of the house, and you just lost.

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Pac-Man Sonic the Hedgehog