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 Epic Fanmade Battles of History 2: Master Chief vs. Chuck Norris

 Who is tougher? (Oh, and at the begining of Chuck's second verse. Sorry I couldn't resist.)

 EPIC FANMADE BATTLES OF HISTORY

 MASTER CHIEF

 VS

 CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 BEGIN!

 Master Chief:

This is Spartan 117, gonna leave you in hysterics.

Fought Leonidas and had the better lyrics.

Don’t even try to use that internet fad

Look 30, but old enough to be my dad

I got a whole army to bring you to tears

I was six years old and way bigger than my peers

Call me Bruce Lee, You’re a washed up has been

You lose this battle like Return of the Dragon

 Chuck Norris:

What is it with your rhymes? I’m about to start laughing

I only lost to Bruce Lee because I was acting

Chuck Norris doesn’t cry you armored hippopotamus

That “internet fad” is a worldwide phenomenon

I won’t need my facts to win, Halo’s a disgrace

I’m a Walker, Texas Ranger while you’re scared to show your face

I’m a verbal martial artist, I don’t need no armor

My rhymes will shoot you down like a lyrical Spartan

 Master Chief:

My armor weighs half a ton and I’m still rapping

You were great in the 90s but what the hell happened

I’ll murder your family and it won’t cost a dime

Your ultimate death was never a crime

 Chuck Norris:

I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

Your so-called fans are overweight nerds

Halo’s outdated, haven’t you heard?

Fight me like a man Chief, stop tryin’ to camp

I’ll dis you so hard you’ll need more than a lamp

There’s no evolution, but I’m an exception

COD’s making cash while Halo’s rejected

Sonic breaks the sound barrier but I’m much faster

Get on your knees John and (deep scary voice) bow to your master!

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!

EPIC (roundhouse kick) FANMADE BATTLES OF HISTORY!