User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/ERB Wiki Deathmatch-NicePeter vs EpicLloyd

(setting: Maker Studios, 5 am)

(NicePeter is editing the newest rap battle, putting the final touches on it)

Peter: Okay, almost done, just gott-

(Peter winces as he grips his head, screaming. Peter collapses)

Peter: Ugh...I can't feel...

(Lloyd busts through the door, worried. Lloyd picks up Peter and tries to comfort him)

Lloyd: Peter, what's wrong?

(Peter slowly rises and stares at Lloyd)

Lloyd: Peter?

(Peter hits Lloyd with a right hook to the jaw)

Lloyd: AGH! You dick!

(Lloyd counters with a uppercut, knocking Peter into the computer desk)

Lloyd: Peter, I don't want to do this. Please don't make me do this.

Peter: I'm sorry, Lloyd, you must die.

(Peter picks up Lloyd and tosses him at the door. Lloyd slowly gets up, staggered. Lloyd kicks Peter in the solar plexus, and rams him into the door, causing it to break)

Lloyd: I trusted you!

(Lloyd stomps on Peter's head)

Lloyd: You were my friend!

(Lloyd stomps on his head again)

Lloyd: We created something great!

(Lloyd stomps on his head one more time)

Lloyd: I loved you, Peter!

(Lloyd grimaces as he looks at Peter. Suddenly, Peter punches Lloyd straight in the crotch)

Lloyd: AH, FUCK!

(Peter rises, blood on his face. Peter pulls out a guitar axe)

Peter: You had to do this.

(Lloyd flips off Peter and pulls out a sword with a microphone for a hilt. Peter swings at Lloyd, only to be dodged. Lloyd swings at Peter, only for him to block it with his axe. Lloyd smacks Peter in the nose with the hilt. Peter swings again at Lloyd, slightly skimming Lloyd's arm, leaving a scar)

Lloyd: Ah, shit!

(Lloyd stabs Peter in the leg. Peter staggers back and stares at Lloyd. Peter does a heavy metal riff, knocking Lloyd into a vending machine. Peter runs and does a suicide dive into Lloyd. Peter jabs Lloyd in the abdomen, only to be met with a knee to the face)

Peter: You're making it hard to brutally murder you.

(Lloyd screams into the microphone sword, causing Peter to fly into drywall)

Lloyd: You're not acting like yourself, Peter!

(Peter summons a guitar, and hits Lloyd in the head)

Lloyd: SHIT!

(Lloyd kips up and charges towards Peter)

Lloyd: DIE!!


 * SHLEP!*

(Lloyd staggers back, with a dagger in his chest)

Peter: Ugh...LLOYD!

(Peter runs towards Lloyd, worried)

Peter: Lloyd, I'm so sorry!

(Lloyd doesn't respond, but just simply dies)

Peter: NOOOOOOOOO!

'''PETER WINS? KIND OF? '''

"So, the sleeper chip worked?"

"Yes, Lloyd has been killed."

"Perfect, now the pieces shall fall into place."

"What do we do now?"

"Wait until the wiki collapses. It'll be beautiful."

TO BE CONTINUED....