Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24112664-20150702073558



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



LAO TZU



SUN TZU



and CONFUCIUS



versus



NIETZSCHE



SOCRATES



and VOLTAIRE

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’m coming off the Acropolis

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">to start some pandemonium

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Don’t bring limp raps

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">The mad gadfly

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">philosophy was my invention

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">rolling with the flyest nihilist

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">and me, their French henchman

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">We’ve got the wisdom

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">And the wit

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">That even I couldn’t question

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">dropping Western medicine

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">on these East infections

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">It’s evident

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You've never been

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">our type of mental brethren

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">we're better thinkers

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">better speakers

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">better lovers

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">better men

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">This type of arrogance

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">is sure to be expected

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">from men who speak of wisdom

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">with no clue of what respect is

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">you Westerners are sloppy

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">needing discipline in life

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">you lack control of yourselves

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">and of the mic

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">while we use precise strikes

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">to disrupt your concentration

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">hand you an ass whipping

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">our decedents

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">will honor for generations

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">we filled a nation

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">with patience

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">and the presence

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">for living

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">and you’ll never hold a candle

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">to the wisdom

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">we’ve

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Oh, I’ll give you something

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">you can bow and kowtow to

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">when I squat down and squeeze out

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You need to take control

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">of the life you’re given

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">They call me Uber-mensch

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">cause I’m so driven

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">And I’m a free thinker

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">so confronting conformists like you

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">it’s my job

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">got a sharp wit like a spit

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">that’ll skewer you

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">like a Confu-shish kebab

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You flubbed the mission

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’m beating your submissive ass

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">into submission

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Dishing out more disses

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">than letters and pamphlets and plays

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’ve been publishing

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Now that we’ve covered the two

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Yin and Yang twins

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I can move on to Jackie Chan

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Sun Tzu I’ll be picking apart your Wu

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">with my method, man

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">The seminal general

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">isn’t so tough on the mic

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">All your men must be like

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Yo what happened?

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You’re pitiful lyrically

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">lucky for history

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You didn’t author the art of rapping

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Bitch I wrote the Art of War

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">So you better get your guns out

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">These white boys getting burned

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Cause guess what

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Now the Sun’s out

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Asians spitting sick

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">but no this isn’t SARS

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Laozi kick the beat

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Now Confucius drop some bars

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Let me be Candide with you Voltaire

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">French drip with the egg noodle hair

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Your ego’s just so distracting

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">free speech doesn’t mean just keep yapping

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">And you killed God so I gotta ask

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Did he die of shame

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">when he made your mustache?

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You tried to plant a new German psyche

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">But you just grew hate

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">me no Third Reichy

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">And it all starts with you

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">you’re the father Socrates

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Honestly, I think you owe

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">both of your students here an apology

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I wouldn’t exactly call myself

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">a student of this plebe

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Don’t make Nietzsche come over

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">and put a knee up in your chi

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">because I’m

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">And I’ll end any mother fucker

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">like my name in a spelling bee

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Plebe bitch?

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’m toxic like a hemlock sip

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Hang a sandal on the door

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">cause you can suck Soc’s dick

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Sacre bleu Socrates

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You’re making things a little tense

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Come, let’s blind these Chinese heinies

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">With some shiny bright enlightenment

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’ll not be taught camaraderie

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">From a frog who rigged the lottery

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">You make a mockery of ethics

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">So keep your fat nose in your coffee

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Let me be frank

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Don’t start beef with the Frank

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">who hangs with B. Franks

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">giving ladies beef franks

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I have turned them on themselves

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Their chaos is our opportunity

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">We must remember

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">a bowl is most useful when it is empty

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Laozi I don’t mean no disrespect

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">But you need to fill your bowl

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">with some shit that makes some sense

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Oh you don’t want to stand

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">in the path of Lao Tzu today

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’ll make you move bitch

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">get out the way!

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Yo, where in the tradition

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">of rap battles is it written

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">that two dudes on the same team

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">should squabble

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">like some clucking chickens?

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Man, Confucius

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">you always try to put

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">something in its place

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Why don’t you tell your eyebrows

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">they need to fit better on your face

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Okay, I see

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">you wanna make it like that?

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’ll smack that war mongering head

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">out of your to-go box hat

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">So here’s the real golden rule

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">I’m way above you weak rookies

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:15px;line-height:normal;font-family:Helvetica;">Confucius say

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