User blog:Dark Cyan/SANTORYU99 vs Cyanwrites. Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 2



Third time's a charm. Just read and vote in the comments, fgts.

SANTORYU99:
[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Cyanwrites/Hello! Hello!] This blue cuckoo flew over the wrong users nest.

I will contort and stretch my vocabulary to prove i'm the best.

Because all does not end well for this amateur writer.

I'm a comedian at heart, but today i'm a fighter,

Who can't stand the sight of cyan, And to put it lightly,

It will take more than just 36,000 words to smite me.

I'll tamper with your verse, so at least the users can laugh.

I'll crush you on the mic, and then i'll write your epitaph.

Cyanwrites:
[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SANTORYU99/Challenger_Approaching! Challenger Approaching!] It's the blue dude back for seconds.

Facing the fourth user here who doesn't know when to stop messin'

We got one landslide, one forfeit, and one did-not-finish.

To me, you're just another punk facing the Invasion of the British.

And I thought they were lazy! You've written no battles since I arrived!

I guess all your shit's 'Coming Soon', but please, give us a sign!

Nothing since November. Your promise of a Rap Battle Series was [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SANTORYU99/Nonsense_Rap_Battles_Announcement! Nonsense!]

But at least you have blogs like Hangman and other....'quality' content.

SANTORYU99:
I've been browsing this wiki for years, silently watching in the dark.

You've been a user for 5 months, but you've barely left a mark.

You can't beat this southerner, with the fire rhymes he's droppin'

You're a shame to the UK, and you're no true scotsman.

Rap battles of literature, really? Are you trying to bore me?

There is no fiction in this tourney, just a really sad story

About a newbie user who should go back to making covers.

Because the only thing he's good at is doing work for others.

Cyanwrites:
I'll admit I'm from Brum, but I'll Bullrings round this Adversary.

I'm glad you're not [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SANTORYU99/I_can_see_in_HD! in HD,] 'cuz from your name, you're not quite Sanitary.

I voted Yes! I'm more Scottish than 55% of Scotland!

Read up on my rise to fame here. It's all Elementary, Watson.

Just watch the wiki when the clock hits 9AM on a Thursday.

You have my pity. It's tricky dealing with Jocks who leave their fans so thirsty!

I'm an eager reader leaving a meager squeaker in the pits.

Like minesweeper, I'll blow up and leave you with your Overly Translated shit!

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