User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/The Connection Part 4(four)/@comment-24408988-20150124002618/@comment-3401602-20150124003038

Easy. Dicks are what teenage boys jack off when they're watching porn. Rule 34 is a thing and LoZ porn is probably prolific on the internet. "Teenage boys fap (jack off their dicks) to rule34 Link PORN?!"