User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.6: Shrek vs Peter Pan

Did you know this battle is going to be good?

Well, let me tell you, we have Shrek against Peter Pan!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SHREK

VS

PETER PAN

Shrek

Ho, ho, ho, it's all orge now!

I'm talking to you, you ugly fat cow.

Go back home, to that slut Wendy.

This rap battle is going to quite frenzy.

Call me the big bad wolf because im blowing.

This rhymes are clearly showing.

It's me Shrek, I'm super charming.

Peter just go home and be a darling!

Peter Pan

Shrek, go back to your swamp.

Now you woke me up, I'm going to rock.

I flew past big ben.

This just in, YOU LIKE MEN!

Shrek

WHAT? You keep little boys.

I heard you like playing with their toys.

But, incase you didn't know, I have a huge willy.

Remember the time you kissed Tiger Lily?

Peter Pan

You dont need to bring that up.

Because I'm going to hit you with this golf club.

If it wasn't for Donkey, you wouldn't be popular.

But my movies were huge blockbusters.

Shrek, it's time to farewell.

Because, here comes Tinkerbell!!!

Tinkerbell

Yo, Yo, Yo, It T.B

I'm the best MC.

With one little wish, I'm gonna make you blind.

BECAUSE YOUR A DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

Chris Farley died because he didn't want to be your persona.

This rap battle over like you and Fiona!!!

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!



