User blog:BetterCallPaul/Pennywise vs Mr. Ratburn

Pennywise
Hiya Ratty

I'm Pennywise The Dancing Clown The Big Bad Batty

I'm Not Into Gloating But I Will Be When You Start Floating

You'll Be Like Georgie and Get Your Arm Bitten Off

and Then Maybe Your Students Will Start A Big Orgy

Mr. Ratburn
Oh Please Mr Wise If It Doesn't Involve Homework Then Go Get Fucked

You Stalk Kids and Try To Coerce Them With Cotton Candy

But All You Really Are Is a Cowardly Child Eating Jerk

But Hey It's Wonderful Kind of Day

You'll Learn To Work and Play and Get Along With Eachother

But First You Shouldn't Eat Others

Pennywise
Shut Up You Rat

Teaching Kids To Work

I Would Rather Teach Them To Walk Into My Oven

Mr. Ratburn
That Doesn't Rhyme

So You Should Stop Wasting My Time

Now Go Back To Your Sewer and Eat Slime

Now Excuse Me It's My Bedtime

WHO WON! WHO'S NEXT! YOU DECIDE!