User blog:Drakan95/ERB by Drakan 95 : News with Cole MacGrath



Let me introduce myself, for those who don't know who I am! My name is Cole MacGrath and I'm the protagonist from the inFAMOUS series, such as inFAMOUS and inFAMOUS 2...and I could've been in the next one, but a huge dick called Delsin Rowe took my spot....DAMN HIM! Also I'm the most badass character that PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale could achieve...WHAT? It's the truth.... Anyway, I live in New Marais (some of you know the city as New Orleans), I'm a conduit and I have cool powers such as electrokinesis, electromagnetism, ice manipulation and shits like that, cool, huh? My game itself is a lil' complicated for some players, since they have to choose whether if I will be a Hero (Good Kharma) or Infamous (Evil Kharma), but both have bad endings. For example, in inFAMOUS 2, if end up Evil I kill my very best friend, Zeke and if I end up Good, I will be dead by defeating, but saving my city from a beast. Anyway, enough with the bed time stories. I'm here to tell you that on January 30th, 2015 a rap series was borned and this dude called Drakan95 is waiting for you suggestions. Now I know that....

(Suddenly, Cole is interrupted by someone.....)

??? : Bullshit! You call yourself badass, but you forget something. This word belongs to people who TRULLY MADE HISTORY!

Cole : And you are....?

??? : You have no idea, who am I? My,my,my...you're so uneducated....I....am....



.....none other, than Vincent Van Gogh...A.K.A the greates painter of ALL time!!!

Cole : Ummm....? Never heard of you, dude....

Vincent : What....?!?! How could you not heard of the man who created fabulos paintings such as Sunflowers, The Starry Night, The Mulberry Tree and....

Cole : ....ARE YOU DONE?!

Vincent : Yes.

Cole : Good! Because....

Vincent : I just also want to annouce to the readers that I will be in this Epic Rap Battles of History in the Season F...

Cole : Shut up!

Vincent : Against....

Cole : Shut your mouth!!

Vince : And also against...

Cole : SHUT IT, VAN DORK!!!!!

Vince : And maybe....

Cole : AAAARGHHHHH!!! THAT'S IT!!!

(Cole sends Vincent to the sky with a Ionic Vortex)

Vincent : Whyyyyyyyyyyy...........!!!! (as he goes into the skies, a spark appears, similar to how Team Rocket from Pokemon is sent to the sky, when they loose.)

Cole : Arghhh....much better! Where was I! Oh yeah.....we need you suggestions!!!!!!!



As you can see all the suggestions are cool and...WAIT...WHAT?! Nicki Minaj vs Lizard Man?! This guy really needs a beer....or at least a good sleep......

Anyway, it was a pleasure for me to host the news and stay tunned for the other battles. Oh, one more thing and I'm done. I will be as well in Season 1.....and you can tell to that OCD freak, I'm coming after his ass!