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Bill and Ted vs Lewis and Clark
Fictional time-traveling duo, Bill and Ted, and American explorers, Lewis and Clark, rap against each other to see which duo are the better travellers

Cast
Ian Hecox as Bill S. Preston Esq.

Anthony Padilla as Ted Logan

Rhett McLaughlin as William Clark

Link Neal as Meriwether Lewis

Nice Peter as Ludwig van Beethoven, and Abe Lincoln (cameos)

EpicLLOYD as Rufus, Napoleon Bonaparte, Sigmund Freud, and Genghis Khan (cameos)

Zach Sherwin as Billy the Kid (cameo)

George Watsky as Socrates (cameo)

Jessi Smiles as Joan of Arc (cameo)

Lyrics
[Note: ''Bill and Lewis will be in red, Ted and Clark will be in blue. Group rapping together will be in normal text.'']

Lewis and Clark
Imagine if you lived in the time of our existence

On expeditions longer than you'd ever distance

No phone box to save your two sorry little asses

And no creepy old man in some pedo sunglasses

It's reality! Now's the time to get real

We stand high like our statue in Clarksville

We rip Bill and Ted like they ripped-off Doctor Who

Seriously, I've never heard of any travellers like you two

The Wyld Stallyns are an absolute calamity

I'm not surprised your friends got locked up for insanity

I spit cold at Alex Winter, call it not-so-Meriwether

I'll take all your band and we'll beat 'em together

Bill and Ted
Abe Lincoln, Sigmund Freud and Joan of Arc

Ludwig van Beethoven, Bonaparte

The Kid, Socrates, and Genghis Khan

We brung 'em back from the dead. Man, we go that far!

It's Logan! And Bill S. Preston Esquire

We shoot raps like your coming under fire

We stepped in a box and changed the meaning of time

Now we'll step to these freaks and change the meaning of rhyme

How's it feel getting beat by high schoolers, dudes?

We rock the blockbusters as our viewers eyes are glued

We're the fathers of time and the rulers of the clocks

We'll lock you in a So-crate and chuck you out our phone box

Lewis and Clark
It seems we're in a time loop from our past raps

Like the Finn and Jake one and the Beavis and Butt-flap?

That's right. And why is it a time loop Clark?

Cuz they're losing to us Lewis, we're always on the mark!

Map this out Bill, and you too Ted

Your fans aren't glued to their seat, they're just dead

So come to us if you need a history lesson

We'll educate you with our lives, Logan and Preston

Bill and Ted
Lewis, I'll leave you as a Corps of Discovery

Like in 1809, you'll have no recovery

And Clark's education? Here, just take a look

At the twenty-seven ways you spelt a word in a book

We've got the minds full of history, we learned from the best

'Cause we brought back eight legends for a history test

Lewis and Clark, look 'em up, they're both under failures

Have a new expedition as we kick you to Australia

Poll
Who won? Bill and Ted Lewis and Clark