User blog:RespectthePixel35/ERBParodies Review Time-Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Hello, everyone! I decided to start reviewing Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It's one of my favorite fan-made battle makers, and to anyone who says ERBParodies sucks (I'm talking to you, Scraw), fuck you then. I will be basing the review off of lyrics, beat, video quality, and costumes. I will then add all of these up to the overall score. I rly want Justin or Zander to see this. :3

Teh Review
Beat

The beat was very interesting, but a bit boring, not very catchy. 6/10

Costumes

Never heard of either of them, but I'm guessing they did good. :) 7/10

Video Quality

Editing was of course bad because it was just the beginning. Lip-syncing was meh. 5/10

Cole Phelps Verse 1

Bad start. "Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass." Sorry, that sucked. However, "Watch your guts Fallout" was amazing. I like the jab at his age, getting shot in the face, dad running away, using a lock pick and a cord. Everything was good except for the opening line. 8/10

Vault Boy Verse 1

I don't know why lots of things are capitalized, but that means a reference. And references are good. I like lines like none of my friends hate me, crashing in a tree, and remain calm. 8.5/10

Cole Phelps Verse 2

Weak. He had all the good lines in his first verse, yet none of the lines here were very strong. 5/10

Vault Boy Verse 2

He still had good lines. "You got washed out your ass" made me lol. "Now go squeal" was cool, but his lines were not as good as his first verse. 7/10

Vault Boy: 15.5/20

Cole Phelps: 13/20

Overall: 46.5/70

This was an amazing start to the series, but not their best, obviously. Well, I'll see you guys later with a review of their Mozart vs Skrillex!