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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAKUITA-STRY!



TWILIGHT SPARKLE



VS



ASH KETCHUM



BEGIN!





Twilight Sparkle:

So you want to be pokemon master? You’re funny, you’re such a little kid,

I’m guessing you think you’ll walk out of here with a win, that I forbid,

beating you isn’t even a challenge, you have no friends; Friendship is Magic,

all through your life you’ve failed battles and haven’t faced the elite four, tragic,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll Crash your world, leaving happiness and love in my wake, start preparing,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s the same story, just each region you just change what you’re wearing,

<p class="MsoNormal">Officer Jenny should just arrest you, you just steal those animals from the zoo,

<p class="MsoNormal">now be prepared Ass, I’m about to love and tolerate the shit outta you

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Things couldn’t get any worse, you really that you’ll win? That is major bullcrap,

<p class="MsoNormal">will you shut up for five minutes? I don’t want to the ear rape called “rap”,

<p class="MsoNormal">you spout wings? Good for you, I’ll tear them off and make Pinkie Lies Cupcakes,

<p class="MsoNormal">Spikes a dragon? You’ve got to be kidding me, he’s nothing near a drake,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re loosing your sanity, and believe me, even your friends and everyone knows,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re a freaking HO, once everyone final opens there eyes they’ll say, OH,

<p class="MsoNormal">Smarty Pants, if you’re so smart then you’re screwed if you come out here to Kanto,

<p class="MsoNormal">everyone likes pokemon, My Little Pony can go get sent to death row

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<p class="MsoNormal">(twilight turns into a Alicorn)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight Sparkle:

<p class="MsoNormal">Geez, you’re a bigger fail and moron than Chrysalis, Discord, and Sombra combined,

<p class="MsoNormal">you think you’ll win? I told you before, you won’t, you must be deaf and blind,

<p class="MsoNormal">in your anime you’re voiced by a girl, Is everyone even sure you have a Metapod?

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re all atheist in your show, Arceus is just a donkey, not even close to a god,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a moron? Look at you, each female you develops feelings for you, oblivious,

<p class="MsoNormal">all your characters on the show are ranging from pedo to pedo, that’s ridiculous

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just an Equestrian Girl, that movie looks and sounds like someone was on drugs,

<p class="MsoNormal">so I saw your fanbase, ranges from 3 to 50, you know that’s bad for you, don’t look all smug,

<p class="MsoNormal">you live in a library, that’s a serious problem right there, no wonder why you’re shy,

<p class="MsoNormal">you won’t live after this battle, you’ll be forgotten in the past, start saying your goodbyes,

<p class="MsoNormal">friends? You got a moronic jock, a shy flutterbitch, a overly excited lie, a mother bucker,

<p class="MsoNormal">a supposed element of generosity, and then you, you’re one sad mother fucker

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight Sparkle:

<p class="MsoNormal">Talking about my friends? Look at yours, a closed eye pedo, a ginger, another pedophile,

<p class="MsoNormal">beating you? Easy, I’ll make your absolute doom worth my while, put that in your file,

<p class="MsoNormal">no one loves you, not even your mom, you’re always going to be alone, I’ll just leave,

<p class="MsoNormal">now magic is real, what you do is wrong, you better start to believe in it, believe

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Magic isn’t real, you’re just a horse with it’s dick on it’s head, all of your people are crazy,

<p class="MsoNormal">you got a tierra but that doesn’t mean you are a princess, you’re going to be lazy,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll ride into the slaughter house, you know what happens to animals in there,

<p class="MsoNormal">play Pokemon Green, beta, and head to Lavender Town, you’ll turn into a dead mare

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight Sparkle:

<p class="MsoNormal">Listen Ass Ketchup, quit destroying my ear drums, you won’t win this, how many times have I told you?

<p class="MsoNormal">Especially when you’re running out of Pokemon ideas, whats next? A piece of poo?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">I can tell you’re getting stone faced, have you been smoking Bulbasaur weed?

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re like a failed version of ponyta, you’re now scraped and put as a failed breed

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –PIKACHU!- LAKUITA-STRY!

WHO WON? Ash Ketchum Twilight Sparkle