User blog:SuperSm4shWarrior/Swagalicious Rap Battles 1 - Catbug vs. Hello Kitty

It's here. The series premiere of Swagalicious Rap Battles of here. To kick things off, we have Bravest Warriors character Catbug rapping against insanely prolific character Hello Kitty.

Catbug
Hell no, kitty, you're raps are shitty

Cat claws on this monster who thinks she's pretty

You spend the day in the city, meanwhile I'm livin'

In an alternate dimension, and I'm still just a kid!

Nobody even cares about the clothes you wear

Defeating me would be Impossibear

I'm racking up assloads of views on the web

And I'll leave you just like the rat Chad, dead

I got eBooks and I even have an app

Too Badtz Maru, but your just a piece of crap

Flying up to new Levels, I'm winning this game

Your face belongs in the cone of shame!

Hello Kitty
I'm a British schoolgirl, but my rhymes are gonna be

Motherfucking NF to the BSC

You better watch your step what you rap against me

With just one song, I can cause a controversy

My products range from cars to Beanie Babies

You're just a pet who'll die from cat rabies

Spending time asking God if he has to go doody

I ain't a girl's toy, I'm a soldier on duty

Throw you in some verbal lava, nino, I'm standing Tara Strong

You're about as small as your voice actor's dong

This warrior won't be winning any more battles

You can't escape my dark rhymes, call me Trap Shadow

Catbug
Don't mean to bug you, but you better be warned

My posse has defeated the Aeon Worm

When you diss me, I'll go into an alternate dimension

Where you're loving me and spitting out compliments

I'm the cutest face of the net, just look at me

You're a non-brutish British, now suck my sugar pea

As speaking of the web, ass we all can see

You missed your own fucking cue for your racist MV!

Hello Kitty
I HATE YOU, now lemme stomp this midget

Leaving me and my peeps start shouting "We did it!"

I'm rocking my little pink dress and my bow

I'll feed you to the bird dogs, come at me, bro

Here's a gift; some pain that you're gonna receive

All you girls in the hood, clap your hands if you believe!

Even Jelly Kid could beat your buttocks on the mic

I saw Bravest Warriors and hit dislike!

Who won? Catbug Hello Kitty