User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything S1E4

What the hell was I thinking. Anyways, it took me a while to write these lyrics. I was busy and I'm sorry I got this delayed. Lets go. We are here with vice presidents nobody knows anymore, Garrett Hobart and William King.

Nice Peter as William R. King and Hannibal Hamlin

EpicLLOYD as Garrett Hobart and George Clinton

George Watsky as Elbridge Gerry and Schuyler Colfax

danisnotonfire as Thomas A. Hendricks

amazingphil as James Sherman

Zach Sherwin as George M. Dallas

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

GARRET HOBART

VS

WILLIAM R. KING

BEGIN!

Garret Hobart
I may be forgotten, but I was still a MC.

Spitting sick against my opponenets and after this, you'll see.

You supported Buchanan! What can I expect?

You cross-eyed idiot man who was sadly neglected.

I have a clan of sporty boys, you weren't inaugurated in the US!

Six weeks? Ha! I can get millions of followers in that period of time if I had a Musical.ly. (Yes!)

In a bachelor party, you'd be the host. After my raps, people are turned into toast.

And you're just an Alabamian shitcase who always likes to boast.

William R. King
This lazy ass Jeresy guy is gonna get what he deserves.

You weird, attention whore, odd looking perv!

You take your mentor's daughter out, then you smashed her

I'm disgusted, I even have a degree that says bachelor.

I'm a pro tempore, which means you can't touch me.

If you didn't die, man that would disgust me.

When it comes to rap addicts, I'm not really nice.

Because I put the V in vice!

Garret Hobart
Man, I really don't feel like we should be rapping against each other.

Because to you, I feel like a brother.

But fuck it, I shit on people's dreams, you like to splatter.

Cause I got alot of options like a breakfast platter.

William R. King
All of that you just said really isn't true!

I know Russian dudes that aren't even close to being crazier than you!

Yeah, I may have been in office shortly for all that I heard.

But before this battle I never knew who you were.

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAAAP (battles) OFFF EVERYTHI-

ABA (After Battle Announcement)
I guess I'll have this annual. Anyways, sorry for a delay. I was watching Ghostbusters. I picked Ghostbusters, cause why not? Leave suggestions. Next week will be our first suggested battle. See ya.