User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Epic Rap Battles of Villainy News with The Joker

Hiya kiddies!



It seems that your good friend/aquaintance/that guy you might have talked to once/serial stalker BTTF here has recruited me to talk to you about his series, Epic Rap Battles of Villainy, and so here I am to talk about it. Season 1 of ERBoV is slated to have 11 episodes, most of which are planned already. What he wants me to ask you guys to do is---

ZHOOM *a vortex appears*

What?

ZHOOOOOOOOOM *The Joker is sucked into said vortex*

*The Joker appears from a different vortex*



Oohooohooohoohoohoohooho! That was really something else! Wait... what happened to my clothes And my face? I'm supposed to be a badass criminal, not some weird Liberace wannabe!

Well, anywho, BTTF here has got a couple really solid matchups coming to you this season. You've got a queen, a shapeshifter, a whole bunch of geniuses... genii? Genies? Genies. He's also got a couple hotel/motel/Holliday Inn dudes coming your way (I lied about the Holliday Inn thing by the way)

So keep on the look out for--

ZHOOM *another vortex appears*

Oh, not again..

ZHOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *The Joker is sucked in yet again*

*The Joker reappears yet again*

HEEEEEEEERE'S JOKER!!

I honestly have no idea why I just said that. Just sorta felt right for the moment. I like the darker tone of this version. Makes me wanna dance with the devil in the pale moonlight...

Evidently, BTTF would also like me to remind you that he's always open to suggestions. He fears that he has too many villains from movies and not enough from TV, Books, Video Games, or whatever else exists in the realm of fictional media

So, in conclusion---

ZHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *more vortex*

Goddamnit...



Well hellooo there! You can call me Mistah J. Or just plain old The Joker, that works too. Or, if you want, Luke Skywalker. I answer to any and all.

A couple more announcements that I'm supposed to make, evidently:

A) The only real-life people he wants to use are The Zodiac Killer and Jack the Ripper, so don't try to suggest any others

2. He has now upped the limit of characters per franchise to 4 (not counting groups/backup rappers) so keep that in mind

III. If you have a particular character in mind that you want to write for, just leave a message on his wall and he'll consider it (because he knows like nothing abut most of the characters he wants to use)

Is that everything? I think that's everything. Well, it seems that I must be on my wa---

ZHOOM

Oh COME ON. Who's doing this?

ZHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM



Ah yes, the version everybody's been waiting for!

I must say---

ZHOOM

Fuck you.

ZHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOMmM



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I'm KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY :)

ZHOOM

BRING IT, B!TCHEZZ

ZhhzHOOHOO*O$$OOOn0oOOo

oOOoOO///.

OOdo\OOOM



What the...?

ZHOOoOM



What??

zhhhOOOm



...

zhoom.



Alright, fuck this, Who the motherfucking motherfuck is doing this to me??? I'm THE JOKER, not any of these lame knockoff creeps.

ZoooooohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOoOM



Wow okay fuck you too, asshole. He's not even a villain!?!?!?!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZhoom



H o w   d o e s   t h i s   o n e   e v e n   w o r k ? ?

Mysterious Voice:  OkAy, FiNe. I wIlL aLlOw YoU tO rEtUrN tO yOuR oRiGiNaL sTaTe. WoUlD yOu LiKe ThAt?

The Joker nods

Voice:  ThEn It ShAlL bE dOnE

ZHOOM



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