Lance Armstrong

"You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me?"

- Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong will battle Babe Ruth in Epic Rap Battles of History 31 and is played by Nice Peter .

Information on the rapper
Lance Edward Armstrong (Born Lance Edward Gunderson; September 18, 1971) is an American former road racing cyclist who had won the Tour de France 7 consecutive times between 1999 and 2005. In 2012, Lance was disqualified from all these races, had to give back his medals and was banned from cycling by the United States Anti-Doping Agency because of his use of doping, which he confessed to Oprah Winfrey in January 2013. He's also known for surviving cancer. He was diagnosed with testicular cancer in 1996. The cancer quickly spread to his lungs and brains, but after a series of operations and threatments, he was declared cancer-free in 1997. In the same year, he founded the Lance Armstrong Foundation, which gives support to cancer patients. Lance was chairman of the foundation untill his resignation in 2012 as a result of the doping scandal and the foundation changed it's name to the Livestrong Foundation.

Verse 1:
Before I let loose with this Ruth-less agression

I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession

I admit it! I did what I have to do to win!

I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin

With your drinking, and smoking, and choking down food

I know French dudes with better manners than you

So swing, batter, batter! Show me what a fatter rapper can do!

I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you

Verse 2:
You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me?

That's like having a pasta contest without Italy!

You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame

Just think what you could've done if you'd actually trained!

I'm the pinnacle of physical conditions

While you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tipping

Are you tripping?

You'll be nothing but a skeleton, messing with the fellow in yellow

Who will be peddling like hell up in the Peloton!