User blog:ZachHuffington64/Emmet Brickowski vs Steve. Rap Battle 1.

Hello, welcome to the first ERBOWeirdness. This battle features Minecraft protagonist, Steve, battling Master Builder, Emmet Brickowski, to see who is the best block character. But, are they alone?

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/123131/genres/dirty-south-beats/ballin-out

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WEIRDNESS!

EMMET!

VS!

STEVE!

BEGIN!

Steve:

The Minecraft master is here to slice this wannabe into pieces!

I'm shining like a Diamond, while you're as pink as Unikitty's feces!

Everything in your world is not awesome; Only fuckin little kids liked your movie!

My game is about survival, while everything in Lego City is just goofy!

I'm the master of building. Call me Bob The Builder!

Just like Herobrine, this battle will be killer!

I have a rap battle series about my game. Top that, bitch!

You think you're hot shit, but you're just weirder than the Witch!

Emmet:

Oh please, you sleaze. I have a game too!

The definition of ripoff would be definetely you!

Everything was awesome, until you came along!

You will be dead and severed by the end of this song!

Hell, you're more of a douchebag than Batman!

I've got the better story, while your plot is just bland!

With my overpriced coffee and TV, I should be able to survive in the wilder.....ness!

Now, you know you shouldn't have battled a Master Builder!

Steve:



Master Builder? You saying you're good makes me feel sickly.

Just like your movie, this battle will be finished very quickly!

I'll send you down to the Nether since you're not up to par, yo!

To be honest, I'd rather battle Super Mario!

Emmet:

No one will ever join your server. Let's just say, you're forever alone!

When it comes to blocky characters, I shall sit on the throne!

Looks like your rapping bar has decreased.

Time to end this. Emmet has won, PEACE!

Sackboy:

Hold up bitches, Sackboy here ready to bring the heat!

After I'm done, I'll make you dead. That will be sweet!

My PlayStation game is the best, but you guys are just crap!

I've defeated Olimar, so you guys will fail this rap!

I'm the best mascot of Sony, screw Rayman and Crash!

I'll take you both, and turn you into mash!

Now, I've defeated both of you, so go away, god damn it!

So, why don't you just get the fuck off of my Little Big Planet!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WEIRDNESS!