User blog:Mothtastic/Giovanni vs Cyrus

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKËMON!!!

GIOVANNI

VS

CYYYRUUUSSSS!

BEGIN!

Giovanni:

Wait, what? I have to battle this freak?

He named his troops after planets like a f*cking geek.

I'm a criminal mastermind, that built a gang up from the ground,

I'll make you clean my HQ, how does that sound?

Because that's all your worth, being my little bitch,

Any doubts from players? I'll tell them you're a glitch.

Fame check, I'm loved by the good and the bad,

Oh, and your parents I got to add.

So if you dare to enter my gym, I'll control you like a puppet, you may call me Jim.

Cyrus:

I would laugh at your rhymes but I don't,

I'm a nihilist, but you'll get Silphc owned.

Your stupidtiy nearly brought a tear to my eye,

But Cyrus is never sad, and I'll tell you why.

Emotions are the causes of all mistakes,

Like your ego is too large to dry up like a lake.

Boss of a gang, but with wisdom? No,

Fucked up and abandoned your men just like that,

Fled from your duties hiding behind a suit and hat.

Giovanni:

Very brave, to address me as weak, but I have to dwell,

That you're a renegade, your men literally thinking 'what the hell'?!

You persistenly studied so much, staying at the beautiful Sunny Shore,

Only to trash your entire life like a Miley whore!

Universal resets is all you want,

But after such a fail, I have nothing left to do but taunt.

I'm done with you, out of my sight,

I must stop the people travelling back in time,

Then I'll steal their Pokémon, an actual crime.

Cyrus:

Once there was a mighty man, serving as gym, leader of Team Rocket.

But threw away all his honor to steal, just to fill his pocket.

But when he got beat again and again,

He saw the end coming for his reign.

So instead of telling your men you were going to quit,

You dropped them like a piece of shit.

Gave your abusive 'skills' to your son, abandoned him after a defeat,

Got him to become evil, depressed, he could live his live on the street,

You lived your whole life as a massive cheat,

Now you appeared in four generations like a milked cow, but with no meat...

WHO WON?

Thank you for reading again :) I hope you enjoyed it, and I would love (constructive)  feedback!