User blog:Chespin the Great/Super Mysterious Lives On!

Hey, gaiz! This is Jayhawks4ever here! This is my 3rd rap battle. It features Russian monk Rasputin and Russian dictator Joseph Stalin. Also, I know this is ERB 33, but there will be no third party rappers. JUST them.

The beat will be up when there is an instrumental for ERB 33 is uploaded.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

RASPUTIN!

VS!

STALIN!

BEGIN!!!

Rasputin:

Cool mustache, Wario

Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-oh

How many dictators does it take

To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?

It's a disgrace what you did to your own people

Yo daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil

You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia,

And history books unfold ya

As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind

You built a superpower but it paid the price

With the endless destruction of Russian lies

You're a man of steel, I spit kryptonite!

Big dick mystic, known to hypnotize

I can end you with a whisper to your wife!

Stalin:

Look into my eyes, you perverted witch

See the souls of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!

You think I give a fuck about my wife?

My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!

You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock

I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot

Your whole family, shot! All your wizard friends, shot!

Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!

Starve you for days till you waste away

I even crushed motherfuckers when I'm laid in state

Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture

Jumped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler

Rasputin:

There's trouble in Russia, and what did you do?

Probably sat around and drank a ton of booze

You snooze you lose, I preceded you by hundreds of years

Nobody could kill me, so they drowned me in their own tears!

My blood runs Cold like the War your soldiers failed in

My rhymes are stallin' this Stalin, I'm walkin' tall like the Kremlin, floorin' this pitiful Russian

Stalin:

I have infinite troops, but I don't need them for you to get maimed

Don't rap so deep, Ras, you're sounding like fucking Bruce Wayne!

Communism's here to stay! Out of all the regimes

Mine reigns supreme! I was a force in war, this world was my dream!

I'm Holocausing you to vamoose, abandon your throne!

And let the creator of an empire claim it for his own!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!

Who won? Rasputin Stalin