User blog:Scrav/Unfinished (but still Mediocre) Rap Battles - Dr House vs Hippocrates

Foreword
So, this is a battle I've been trying to finish for approximately 7 months and I think by now it's time to move on to other ideas. Not much more to say about it really.

Dr House vs Hippocrates
MEDIOCRE RAP BATTLES! WELL, WHAT'S LEFT OF THIS ONE ANYWAY!

DR HOUSE!

VS!

HIPPOCRATES!

BEGIN!

Hippocrates
I'm the master, Hippocrates

Unlike you I ain't gonna do ths sloppily

Now get ready for of you I'm about to make a mockery

I wrote the motherfucking book on doctoring

I'd tell you to take a chill pill but you wouldn't

Have a single clue which to prescribe

'Cause you're about as good at your job

As you are at coming up with a decent gibe

What you gonna do against the amster?

Take a swing with the canes you keep breaking?

When I'm doing you're gonna need more than a plaster

And your leg won't be the only thing that's aching

Your hospital sucks because of you

I'll be up my asclepeion, you're a peon

I'm the best MD MC

Dr House
Alright, alright, you know full well I'm gonna win, by all odds

You don't believe in divine cause yet you swear by the gods?

Well I'm a goddamn pimp, with my boombox and cane

I might have taken your oath, but I'm about the bring the pain

I am the illest physician to ever make a decision

I'm gonna make sure you get sent down to the mortician

'Cause you're gonna make me kick the ass of an agnostic

Trying to cross the boss of diagnostics

I'm qualified to find your weakness

I'm thinking Greek boys, time to write a thesis

All your toga's good for is hiding your tiny penis

I'mma take a Taylor, shatter you to pieces

Hippocrates
I don't think I've ever seen a meaner karioli (motherfucker)

Is it really any wonder that you're always so lonely?

And you're the boss? Maybe the boss of the frauds

And there ain't no odds against kin of the gods

So shut up or I'll break a plate over your head

Won't need to fill out a form to declare you dead

You're just a weirdo, why the self experimentation?

And you disgust me, you bring shame to this noble vocation

Do your patients a favour and OD on Vicodin

You must be high on something if you think you can win

Forget Cuddy, I'm the real Dean and you're fired

Who needs anaesthesia when you're making me tired?

Dr House
You're the father of medicine? But you're so damn backwards

Shame about your shoddy economy 'cause you're getting sued for malpractice

...and that's where it ends.
Yep, that's where I got stuck. Hope you enjoyed what was there, though.