User blog:Rob Tick/ERBoF S1 - Homer Simpson vs Al Bundy SEASON FINALE

It's time to finish what I started.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

HOMER SIMPSON

VS 

AL BUNDY

BEGIN

Homer:

I'm here to serve hostility on this 80's asshole,

As a whole, only homeless people watch your show!

Wanna get out of this battle, do it yourself!

Or you'll get a worse strangling than Bart and go to hell!

We have jokes that are actually funny, you have edgy sexual shit!

Once I kick your ass, you'll be dead, and down the pit!

No one remembers your show except the fucking Fox network,

When I watch your show, it blows, the truth hurts!

According to the structure of rap battles, it's your flow,

But this was a mistake, or in my words, d'oh!

Al:

I'd prefer a place where my balls are returned properly,

I spit hotter rhymes than your nuclear power factory.

When the big Honey Bundy comes to speak,

Your rap is more forgotten than the condom your father should've used the night you were conceived!

You basically ripped me off, you yellow looking bastard,

I'm the king of raps, I am your master!

It looks like you need to step out of this race,

cause what is with that gray pussy, on your face!

Archie Bunker:

My friends, there's no need to get rough, I spit it so tough,

Even the Chinks ain't up my butt.

Look at you meathead, you have no hair,

I led the American dream, with flair!

And Al, your show failed Fox worse than the Simpsons,

I'm the ultimate tv sitcom simpleton!

Shadow:

Not so fast.

(Shadow steps out to reveal Stan Smith.)

Stan:

I came to ruin this battle,

be ready to to eat some fucking cattle.

You are all fads, I'm trending on Twitter!

Now eat this chocolate bar!

Homer:

Um, is it Snickers?

(Homer eats bar and dies)

Stan:

Ha! That was shit!

I poisoned you, bitch!

Better than any of you poisoned pricks could've did!

I'm the true hero, get out the way,

I'm busy, oh tell your wives, "I'm sorry, I'm gay."

(Ooooh!)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION