User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon VS History. Gliscor vs Dracula



Now that I've been well prepared enough (and by that I mean a single day), My new series is starting up. In this series, I'll be writing battles in a weird way, as in, I'll be pitting 693+ pokemon against some form of historical person.

So, to start things off, I'll go with a pokemon that anyone who actually reads this knows. Gliscor, the Fang Scorp Pokemon, versus the only opponent that would make sense, Count Dracula.

This is the first match-up in something I hope to be long and popular. So, like... I'll be working harder on this than I did for some of the RBoGU stuff.

Anyway, here comes the two vampires of your nightmares! BLEH!

Locations
Gliscor's Location: Shabboneau Castle

Count Dracula's Location: Bran Castle

Narrator 1

Narrator 2

Narrator 3

(You'll see what that means soon.)

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

TODAYS BATTLE

GLISCOR, THE FANG SCORP POKEMON

VERSUS

COUNT DRACULA

BEGIN

Gliscor
I am hanging upside down, you thought I got it from you?

At least I don’t die at the end of my swoop

I got a tail with enough poison to end a Nosferatu

Gliscor faints out Dracula’s rhymes like it was overdue!

I am a scorpion-bat, I don’t need to bite someone to know that

Unlike this count, My players don’t need any of Bram Stoker’s crap

Here’s another twist, that’ll send everyone into a mania

This count is actually from transsexual transylvania

Count Dracula
Bleh! you can’t beat me! I was born in the darkness!

While you evolved with max friendship by a second-tier heartless

You think your giant claws can stop Vlad the Impaler?

How about you pray to Arceus, your apparent Lord and Savior?

Let this sink in like my Fangs, my rhymes will leave you speechless

My Ice-Cold words will leave you hurt like a 4x weakness!

This is my Epistolary, you aren’t needed in Sinnoh!

Dracula will defeat this disgusting, horrible  ZERO!

Gliscor
I shouldn’t Glion this battle, but me, a Zero?

Dracula couldn’t live to be Mina’s hero!

This is an elite coverup, out of all Dracula’s done

Except for the fact he think’s he’s already won

Ask Van Helsing, I’m so fast he would never catch me!

I’d fly around the world before you could even step to me, see?

I’ll hack you, Night Slash you, and then rest above the earth’s crust

And before they know it, This myth will be turned to dust

Count Dracula
Coming from a mon with 354 max HP

You can’t kill me, your attack is far lower than your speed

I am a count! you are a fictional scorpion with wings!

you could at least make a better attempt at rhyming against me

You think you're clever, but in the end anime logic beats you to the core

It doesn’t matter what you say, because all I hear is “Gliscor”

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EEEEEEEPIC

~Zubats shoot out of nowhere~

RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

Who Won? Gliscor Count Dracula