User blog:Rob Tick/Useless Rap Battles 2: Peter Griffin vs Ray Charles

Fuck I went on a gaming binge for too long

Fuck I missed St. Patrick's Day

Fuck

Anyway, this battle was an idea I always had in the back of my head for a really long time, and since it's almost April Fools ( >April Fools >One Week Away), I said "Why the fuck not."

Ray Charles vs Peter Griffin
BEGIN

Ray Charles:
Oh Lord, I swore I saw a cow!

Oh, it's this sadistic ripoff Mr. Plow.

I'll do a Quagmire on you, stitch your eyes shut,

Then I'll call you in dead! No one'll give a fuck.

You're making me mad, you better Hit the Road Pete,

Any ass beating I'd serve you wouldn't be as messy as when you eat.

Peter Griffin:
(Laughs)

I needed that, your verse was worse than that time I watched Friday,

Stewie has more muscle than you, and he's even gay!

I mean, look at that Messaround face, it's just crazy

Like your last era of songs your rhymes are registered lazy!

Lois couldn't even try to battle you,

Because both of us are skilled in kick-ass jitsu!

My verbal vehicular manslaughter attack,

Like your heroin arrest will be a major setback!

Charles:
Ayy, my paycheck DAILY is fatter than your weight,

I stood for integration, you're a symbol of hate!

Why don't you stop lending Meg over to neighbors for "favors",

Cause when I go Jurassic, my rhymes are Georgia FULL FLAVOR.

Griffin:
Meh, no real rhythm, 0/10,

Now watch me beat your ass like Ernie the hen!

And coming from the man who had two wives,

Lending favors isn't as bad as ruining lives.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

USELESS RAP BATTLES Who Won? Ray Charles Peter Griffin Darude S. Andstorm