User:Left 4 speed/Whatever the heck you want

"Uhm, hi?"

- Jasper

Uhm, hi? My name is Jasper (yes, this is my fucking kingdom), but you can call me left 4 speed or speed or any damn thing you like. I'm an enthusiastic gamer and I love listening to country music, particularly songs by Johnny Cash and The Highwaymen. I am also a rock music fan, and my some of my favourite rock bands are Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Queen and the fictional Midnight Riders. I also love rap, my favourite rappers are Snoop Lion (Snoop Dogg), Eminem and Tupac. I am a huge fan of the ERBs, I've been following them since Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. I'm like one of the oldest dudes in this wiki; I've been here since 2011...

My Top Favorite Games

 * Left 4 Dead SeriesDogg.jpg
 * Red Dead Series
 * Gears of War Series
 * Warcraft (and it's sequels)
 * Defense of the Ancients (both the original and the sequel)
 * Grand Theft Auto Series
 * Minecraft

Participated Battles

 * L4S vs Nick
 * Zorro (L4S) vs Robin Hood (CorporalGenesis)
 * Zeus (L4S) vs Superman (Tbone) Gorbachevohyeah.png
 * L4S vs ClassicalExpendable
 * L4S vs Minipop56


 * L4S vs JPhil2.0

Fanmade Battle

 * Kim Jong-Un vs PSY

Fanmade Dis Raps For Hire
DRFH by Left 4 speed: Devilishmind of Fun

My Favorite Rap Battles
(Not in order; might change in time...)
 * Gandhi vs MLK Jr.
 * Moses vs Santa Claus
 * Obama vs Romney
 * Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * Skrillex vs Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
 * Rasputin vs Stalin
 * Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
 * Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * Donald Trump vs Ebeneezer Scrooge
 * Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

My ERB Winners (according to my own opinions)
(These are just based on my own opinions and are not official.)
 * John Lennon
 * Darth Vader
 * Abraham Lincoln
 * Sarah Palin
 * Hulk Hogan and Macho Man (Kim Jong-Il might have won if not because of Macho Man.)
 * Ludwig Van Beethoven (of course)
 * Can't decide who won, both were just awesome....290101.jpg
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Billy Mays and Vince Offer
 * Gandalf
 * William Shakespeare
 * Mister Rogers
 * Captain Kirk
 * EpicLloyd
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Leonidas
 * Needs rematch...
 * Michael Jackson
 * Marilyn Monroe
 * Steve Jobs
 * Freddie Mercury
 * Barack Obama
 * Dr. Who
 * Bruce Lee (But Clint was so close.)
 * Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
 * Moses
 * Eve
 * Tie...
 * Nikola Tesla
 * Babe Ruth
 * Skrillex (Though Mozart had really awesome lines.)
 * Mikhail Gorbachev and Vladimir Lenin
 * Darth Vader and Boba Fett
 * Al Capone
 * Joan of Arc
 * Bob Ross (Picasso was so close.)
 * Muhammad Ali (Jordan was also so close.)
 * The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Friends on the wiki...
EVERY GUY, OR GIRL, OR WHATEVER THE HECK IT IS, WHOM I GET TO KNOW IN THE WIKI IS MY FRIEND...Not to mention a few exeptions......

Battles I want to happen

 * Johnny Cash vs Eminem (legends in different music genres, The Man in Black vs Slim Shady).


 * Mao Zedong vs Fidel Castro (communits/dictators, East vs West).


 * Jack Sparrow vs Captain Hook (pirates, good pirate vs evil pirate, if possible, cameo appearance by Captain Morgan).


 * Ronald McDonald vs Colonel Sanders (food battle, McDonalds vs KFC, cameo or third party apparance by The Burger King).
 * William "Bill" Overbeck (Left 4 Dead) vs Hershel Greene (The Walking Dead) (old fictional survivors of a zombie apocalypse, both died as sacrifices).
 * Ferdinand Magellan vs Neil Armstrong (explorers who took the risk of venturing out to the unknown).
 * Kim Jong-Un vs PSY (famous North Korean vs famous South Korean of this generation).
 * Pancho Villa vs Geronimo (heroic rebels)
 * James Bond vs Indiana Jones (fictional characters who are often sent on special missions)
 * Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead) vs Blade (Blade Film Series) (fictional slayers of undead horror creatures)

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