User blog:Fight-R/Fight-R Rap Battles 3: Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

Hi, Fight-R's Back with new rap battle that is one the

most requested rap battles for ERB, Featuring Hero from the Pokémon Anime, Ash Ketchum rapping against Master of Evolution, Charles Darwin.

FIGHT-R RAP BATTLES

ASH KETCHUM

VS

CHARLES DARWIN!!!

BEGIN!!!

Ash Ketchum:
A wild Darwin appeared, not even worth to capture.

You only told a theory, while I'll made an adventure.

You're glitchy as a Missingno, I'm gold as the 1st Ho-oh.

Grandpa's beard, Freud's clothes? What are you? A Hobo?

Call me a Blastoise, 'cause I got water flow

Send an Hitmonlee on you kick your butt and make from that an Amiibo

Kids would never hear about evolution about me, all around the world.

Now will I'll run away, followed by girls.

Charles Darwin:
Never thought I will hear sexual jokes of an 10 years old.

Call me Mr. Iwata, 'cause with me in Kanto will be put in Gold.

I made a theory that made the world change

After all your adventure your still at stuck at your young age.

I made a revolution, while you have super dumb companions.

You tried already 6 friggin times and your still not a champion.

Why don't use your Aura Powers that you are always too dumb to use?

Now prepare to explode like MechaMew2.

Ash Ketchum:
Darn, shut up Dar-Lose-san. You've been talking for an hour.

They call me a Starmie 'cause I'm famous Anime star.

Yeah I freindzoned the girls and most them find me friggin' annoying

but that doesn't mean that marrying your cousin is not a bad thing.

I will ran you over, even with a small Skiddo.

I was mentioned in Smash Bros, call an ambulance. Wii U, Wii U.

I'm a rap Arceus, so I'm filled with my Pokéraps.

That's it! Pikachu! Use thunderbolt attack!

Charles Darwin:
The Master of Evolution vs. this excuse for an Pokémon master.

Why don't begin you hide like a Cloyster.

Ash-hole, I got a Movie, I got a Year

Gonna burn ya, with a Charizard and a Pansear.

Your mother is the worst, she loves your underpants more than you.

You got a chance with a girl, but ends up shocked by your Pikachu.

When it comes to Ash-es, I prefer the parody from Ninjago.

You got defeated, Ashley. Now get finally back to Kanto.