User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT Rapper for A Day Round 1 Part 1

After a somewhat long wait, it's time to begin the Rapper for A Day Tournament!

This will be the first 2 battles, each with 8 lines each.

Big Bird:
If it's a battle you want, I'm pleased to oblige, Gary.

I'll beat this Bird harder than the one named Larry.

You've lived your life in the cold; you've no chance against my hot burns.

Step up to me, and I'll tip you like an iceberg.

Who's been kicking since the '60s and is still on the air?

This bird here, who's got the raps to cause a scare.

Prepare to be shut down, just like your website.

My fowl raps will bring this nerd's end tonight.

Gary:
Guess I should've not expected this guy yo get violent.

Your raps failed harder than Club Penguin Island.

My Tri-umph is certain, so it's best you surrender.

You judge me by my size, but I'll end up standing taller.

Your flow's like my whole island: frozen.

What begins with B? Big Bird got Beaten.

I beat bears many times before; a bird their size is no issue.

Let's face it, without nostalgia, only toddlers would watch you.

The Goose:
Who's this? Why it's gaming's latest nuisance.

Who's here to say to this Disaster Artist, "Good riddance!"

People online only know you from The Room.

You'll be left Clueless when I bring your doom.

The Madness I bring is greater than that of a Reefer.

With my skills, you can call my verse G.O.A.T. Simulator.

Get out of my House House, before I bring damage so great,

You couldn't Explain It All; you'd better run before it's too late.

Tommy Wiseau:
You're in La La Land if you think you stand a chance.

'Cause Tommy's come to bring some Deadly Vengeance.

Under the Cold Moon, you'll be left with chills.

I Enter battles like a Samurai, and I'm ready for kills.

Once you Bumped into me, your fate was decided.

My rhymes are Scary, without no Love included.

Even outside of America, you'll still be left Homeless.

You'd best duck, Goose, or my raps will leave you lifeless.

Polls
Who won the first match? Big Bird Gary

Who won the second match? The Goose Tommy Wiseau