User blog:Minipop56/Epic Rap Battles of Nerdiness Ep. 2: Carl Gauss vs David Hilbert

Carl Gauss:

Oh, Hollow there Conductor! They'll be some debris!

'Cause just like my mentor Bartels, I'm an MC.

My polynomial lemma says you're primitive, son!

So much of a simpleton that you're made out of ones!

Fat idiot, you probably couldn't fit inside your own hotel!

Your son and students couldn't handle pressure and just said, "Oh well!"

While you are helping Paul Gordan with ones and zeros,

I'm rediscovering planets like a true superhero!

David Hilbert: 

Finding planets? Old hat! I survived the Nazis!

I'll throw your stupid hat up in the air! Yahtzee!

You fool, it doesn't take a genius to realise,

What one hundred plus one equals! Clarified?

I study things you wouldn't understand like topology!

You and your friends are more stupid than astrology!

My name is historical! Yours sounds like a bird with wings!

You wore twenty wedding rings; I discovered the Hilbert ring!

Carl Gauss:

The majority of the world are an exponent of my powers!

I proved billions of conjectures in a matter of hours!

I'll win this battle; it's just Gaussian selection, you prick!

My face is on the banknote! Your mouth's on Cantor's d*ck!

David Hilbert:

Ha, you can't beat me! I'm the next Pierre de Fermat!

You're in hot water, but don't call for your illiterate mama!

I'll twist you around and make a Hilbert curve, you twit!

Your brain's only delicious- they spread marmalade over it!