User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/The Blues Brothers vs Daft Punk. Epic Rap Battles of BTTF Season 2

Sup bitches.

Today;s battle features jazz musicians the Blues Brothers against techno music duo Daft Punk in a battle of musical pairs.

Here goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Elwood Blues

EpicLLOYD as Jake Blues

Link Neal as Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo

Rhett McLaughlin as Thomas Bangalter

The Battle
EEEEEPICRAPBATTLLESOFBTTF!!!!!!!

DAFT PUNK!!!

VS!!

THE BLUUUES BROOOOTHERSS!!

BEGIN!!

Blues Brothers
We're on a mission from God, so get out of our way, Punks

By the time we're done with you,''' you'll be asking yourself "Da Funk?" '''

Beating you is easy, you're not freaky, you're just creepy, yo!

I can name 2000 ways to win against Robocop and C3PO

You know you've lost, so just retreat like the little French bitches you are

Before we pull the plug on these walking iPhones like the Blues Brothers Bar

You whackass Skrillex wannabes are practically asking for trouble

So just Flip, Flop, and Fly outta here, on the double!

Daft Punk
'Hey, Muppets in Black! Get ready to Lose Yourself to Daft'

You're just a blast from the past who shoulda stayed as a draft

We're blocking out your stardom, you could say we're an eclipse

The only "soul" you two have got are the patches 'neath your lips

We're digital, you're criminal, and your IQ is minimal

So go back to SNL, you two just don't belong in cinema

The Good Ol' Boys? ''Ha, hardly! You two are extremely sucky''

If you really want to beat us, you'd have to really Get Lucky

Blues Brothers
Steven Moffat called, he wants his Cybermen back

It's War of the Currents, electronica bastards, we're going Back in Back

You robotic, Technologic, fucking cowardly disgrace

You two look like you drop acid more than Deadmau5 drops the bass!

We'll smash your heads in with our Briefcase, you Tin Men twins will fall

Then crush you under the Bluesmobile, turns out you're Human After All

Daft Punk
You've been forgotten by history, whereas we've left our Legacy

While you endlessly crank out tunes that lack a legitimate melody

I'll toss you back in jail if you don't Gimme Some Respect

So Move Along, you defective, All-American Rejects

Sit down and really ponder the fact that you've just been conquered

Checkmate! Turns out, we're Harder, Better, Faster, and Stronger!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Poll
Who won? The Blues Brothers Daft Punk