User blog:Beerman8299/Bill Clinton vs. Bill Cosby

Season 2 is here! I wrote this battle early last year, so a couple of the references might be outdated.

BILL CLINTON VS. BILL COSBY

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Bill Clinton -

America. Let's admit it, we're what makes this country look bad. Do you think I'm upset? No, I was 42nd President, that's what makes me so glad. Rain drop, drop top, get out of here with your pudding pop. This floppin' cop is tryin' to top my best bop. So listen Little Bill, you're out of the news. Nobody cares about who you forced to sniff your pubes.

Bill Cosby -

Now how do you do Mr. President? I heard your wife got whooped! (Twice!) Trump grabbed her pushy little attitude and smoked it like Snoop. (Nice!) Luckily as President you had your assistant to help relieve some of your stress. She happened to be a fashion designer as well. So you previewed a design on her dress. I'm the black king of comedy, you can call me Sir Bill Cosby. Your second term was in the locked office doing bippity boppity getting all over her property.

Bill Clinton -

You know, I really don't like those words you used, they could've been better. Your terrible lines aren't the only thing that makes me dizzy, have you payed attention to your sweaters? I Spy on your blind little eyes I bet this man goes home and watches his shows and just cries.

Bill Cosby -

After those events in Mogadishu I'm about to mega dis you. A girl bit your fruit! That's funny, it got you impeached! You can't defend yourself from me, you're like a whale that's been beached.

Bill Clinton -

Pardon me but didn't your first show last shorter than a full term. I'm about to blow you over (that's what she said!) so try to stay firm. You need to straighten out your lines, because they're crooked and bent. Tell me Mr. Cosby, what ever happened to giving consent?

Bill Cosby -

Hey hey hey! I'll get Fat Albert to crush your dreams. Maybe you should get out of office cause you're wasting everyone's memes. Hillary wanted the women to come out that Trump had sexually assaulted She covered your butt and shut your women up, but you are verbally faulted.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Bill Clinton Bill Cosby What battle do you want to see lyrics for next? Ty Pennington vs. Guy Fieri Jesse James vs. Billy the Kid Claude Monet vs. Vincent Van Gogh Amelia Earhart vs. Charles Lindbergh Dr. Frankenstein vs. Dr. Jekyll MC Hammer vs. Eminem