Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-30296266-20161211074944

So Franklin would rap, then Mandela comes in. They both argue, but Winston Churchill comes in to break up the fight, but Justin Trudeau comes in to destroy them all. Then Princess Kate comes in and wins the battle. Kind of like Alexander the Great vs Ivan The Terrible. Here are some possible lines:

FDR (NicePeter):

So you're Nelson Mandela? (Ya)

Your face looks like Nutella! (Aah)

Look like Taft s**t on your head! (Grover)

Grosser than wife when she's in bed (Hoorah)

Moving you like a pawn or some badminton pegs,

I'm kicking your ass, I can't even move my f**cking legs!

I admit, my party may have had some flaws,

But they weren't as restrictive as the apartheid laws!

We tried to help you, but we kinda failed.

I mean you were a socialist, you asked to be in jail!

Nelson Mandela (Morgan Freeman):

Where do i start, my country was divided,

Your Democratic tactics are nothing but divisive!

You tried to treat blacks like people, but congress made you wrong.

I'm the better leader, better socialist all along!

Winston Churchill (NicePeter):

????

Justin Trudeau (Zach Sherwin):

????

Princess Kate (CutiePieMarzia):

???? 