User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Bakugou vs Megumin

explosions

rap battles

i made all the art except the last title card

unsurprisingly skeep made that

R looked over this

he's nice

you should encourage him to make more Fire Emblem vs Anything

Megumin from Kono Subarashii against Bakugou from Boku no Hero Academia to see who's more explodey

BATTLE!





BATTLE!

Bakugou:

Back off, baka, I know how to give a lady her glow

When she's incinerated in the flowing explosions of Bakugou!

Because I'm a hero! Number one on the field!

My countenance enough to make a craven mage yield!

I'll make you wish Kazuma had left you by the road

I was beating frogs while you were chewed out by toads!

And when I explode this trick harder than the track

You'll die so hard, Aqua couldn't bring you back!

Megumin:

With the powers of fire and rage dark and seething

Let grenade face expire in the explosion of a Crimson Demon!

Deadly like a one-hit bear! My college's finest

But you can barely faze Kirishima's face of diamond

Explosions are my art, dispersing poison dudes

My plays are scathing blades - Chunchunmaru!

I've unnerving power and the fortitude of Darkness

But you let Deku deck you - you're harmless.



Boomer:

Don't mess with tech, we're the dopest

Craft together lines fast as I craft explosives

Troll smash a metalhead to death, lines corrosive

More doubting of yourself than that Todoro kid

Dynamite to the Sky, take a gander at this 'Lander

Got boomier sticks for a witch than Mr Olivander

Go crawling into the Kaos and you'll understand her

So I bring the boom! The bang's all that matters!



Major "King" Kong:

You could have a good time in Vegas with that verse

Can't flow to a gold without the code we disperse

Cuz I'm the Major! And I've the force to take ya!

Listen to old Jack and put greenies back to nature!

Kong's going heavy on the One Punch non-starters

Think so much of yourself you couldn't be martyrs

But I'm a national hero! What's a chuuni gonna do

When I ride ya firecrackers like a buckaroo! Ya-hoo!



* and through the explosion steps...*



Michael Bay:

Cut. Let's do another take - just the pyrotechnics

Because I feel your lines tried to send some type of message

I don't conform to norms, I straight up inform ya

That I'm heavy metal! Call me the Transformers!

Y'know I got money up on these kids jumping hurdles

You're too slow, freaks - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

And Mr. film "brilliance", I put more cash in suits, I'm stylin'

So the competition was all in your minds - The Island!

OUTRO!

More DBZRB soon probably

Who won? Bakugou Katsuki Megumin Boomer Major "King" Kong Michael Bay