User blog:JaphethMario/Steven Universe vs Kirby REMAKE. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battles OFF SEASON

Steven Universe vs Kirby is another battle I loved that I think its lines needs to be remastered. Also I'm lazy to reamke the titlecard.





Steven Universe vs Kirby is the second battle to get a remake. It features half-human, half-gem, Steven Universe against Nintendo character and main protagonist of his series with same name, Kirby. To see which young and innocent “stars” of the show hero will win in a rap battle















Location:
Kirby: Fountain of Dreams/ Whispy Woods in Black and White

Steven Universe: Beach City/Steven Universe's House

Kirby Verse:


<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">Oh look! It’s Steven wanting to battle against me? Now that’s plain wrong

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">‘Cause its case closed that Universe-al lose, call me a lawyer who defend Donkey Kong

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">Not even your puny shield could protect the disses I’m spitting Right At Ya '' ''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">And get wrecked by me, making you a joke like you’re a relative of Uncle Grandpa

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">  *Location changes into Whispy Woods in black and White* 

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">First appeared in Black and White, I adore more people than your show in television

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">I’m cute, you’re fat, my games are memorable, your series spawn awful fan fictions

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">This Onion-smelling Mouse stole my colors, and I want you to give that back

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">Or I’ll forcefully use my vacuum powers and suffer my Mass Attack

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">  *Location reverts back to Fountain of Dreams* 

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">You blame on the Pony fans for making porn on your series

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">When you forgot you make Edd n Eddy Waddle each other’s Dees

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">Even that Crystal Gem, Garnet can‘t touch me, I’m untouchable like an invincible lollipop

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">Steve-n just keep playing Minecraft ‘cause you got a weird obsession on collecting rocks

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Steven Universe Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Oh look another Nintendo franchise that’s known for copy and paste

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Except your games give me an Epic Yawn! ‘Cause you fly away from a great challenge

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">You’re a pink blob with simple shapes, with an unexplained gender identity

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Who stole Jigglypuff’s moves, and Pacman’s habit on eating things

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Abilities on inflating like a balloon, you’re the one who start it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Now thanks to your contribution, we got gross stuff drawn by Deviant artist

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">But because you’re the original Bubblegum doesn’t mean you’re the most liked

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">You got overshadow by your armor-wearing blue imitator knight

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Calling your games kid-friendly, now that statement will be contradicted by Steven

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">When you’re the hero who loves sucking on a naked Giant Woman hidden in your level

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">People call this Kindergartener a hero, which is the thing I don’t really get it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">When all he do is ‘cause Nightmare in Dreamland and grab King DeDeDe’s heroic credit

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Kirby Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">With your alien friends solving Beach City’s problems, you got teased by Lars

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">And I have a Future Vision that they’ll fail, making your home planet a Shiver Star

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">You could’ve use your itchy trigger Catfinger to improve your horrible raps

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">But instead, Steven acting like a Justice Warrior rumble why your mom isn’t fat

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">I think Clarence here needs to get schooled before he learns his lesson

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">On using his powers and skills, ‘cause he use it immaturely like Amethyst’s wrestling

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">Your gem guardians are been Lion to you, also Pearl stalk you every night in your bed

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF3399">And your whole existence is the main reason of Rose Quartz’s death

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Steven Universe Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;"> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:21px;">*Location <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:21px;">  <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:21px;">changes into Steven Universe’s House* 

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">I got a loving family, Crystal Gems, and Connie, who gives me love and care

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">You’re blasted alone in space with, without knowing who your parents were

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">Now that I tell your emotional past, I sense this happy ball is now weeping

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">But your tears don’t have the power to heal these burns I’m spitting

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">I’m the one with the power abuse? That’s saying from a marshmallow with hunger instinct

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">If you’re not careful on using your stomach, you may cause a species to go extinct

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">You’re not fully grown yet, why don’t you sleep for a few hundred years more

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF0066">And give a your creator a break on making your series and Smash Bros

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WHO WON? Kirby Steven Universe