User blog:Sevage Killer/Triple H vs Charles Darwin - Sevage Rap Battles

Hello, everybody. My name is Sevage, and this is the second episode of my rap battle series. This episodes features the professional wrestler and leader of the Evolution Stable Triple H vs the master of evolution, Charles Darwin. Hope you enjoy the battle. Click here to read the first episode. Leave your opinion on comments, please.

Rap Battle
SEVAGE RAP BATTLES!

TRIPLE H!

VS!

CHARLES DARWIN!

BEEEEEGIN!

Triple H:

It's time to play the game, Darwin, you're facing the king

So come here, and face me in the ring! I don't fear you, i beat the likes of Sting!

Well, you want a rap battle? Get ready, because it's My Time!

I will be surprised if you do, at least, one rhyme!

Facing me, you will face the entire Authority,

After this battle, you'll only be story!

I am the game, you don't wanna play me? I'm the cerebral assassin!

So why you don't give up and go back to your casket?

So it's Game Over, get back to the first level!

You're just been buried, fear the Golden Shovel!

Charles Darwin:

How can you call yourself the master of Evolution? You are a failure,

The Game is going to be defeated by one of the greatest players!

Bring Orton, Flair, Batista, i'm gonna defeat all,

Answer me, you can defeat people without your shovel, Paul?

Booked yourself as the WWE Champion, what a shame,

You're a terrible wrestler, and you'll still got all this fame!

You defeated Sting, but needed help to do,

And to win the Royal Rumble, you needed help too!

You're so bad that even the Ultimate Warrior defeated you,

And after this battle, you'll better evolve back to the ape, and go to the..

'OMG! RANDY ORTON RKO CHARLES DARWIN! RKO OUTTANOWHERE! Triple H picks his Golden Shovel to bury Darwin, but then..'

'JOHN CENA APPEARS! HE DESTROY EVERYBODY ON THE RING! CENA IS STRONG! GOTTA KEEP CENA STRONG! CENA GETS THE AA ON TRIPLE H! LATER, ON ORTON! AND.. OMG! AA ON DARWIN!'

'Cena picks the Golden Shovel.. And he burys everybody.'

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Announcer:

Oh.. What the heck happened here? Welp..

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

SEVAGE..



RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who Won? Triple H and Randy Orton Charles Darwin John Cena