User blog:Wikidude2000/Charles Darwin VS Ash Ketchum

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ASH KETCHUM!

VS

CHARLES DARWIN!

BEGIN! 

Charles Darwin: Hello there Ash Ketchum,

I see you've read my books,

hmm, you have decent intelligence,

but now you should study on your looks,

you've been ten years old for over 10 years now,

some life forms don't evolve, but how,

you and your pikachu are gonna stay virgins for ever,

but then again you might fuck eachother, so that's quite clever,

if you wanna learn about sex search homo erectus,

you'd learn about erection,

if you weren't so femine,

you owe your whole existence to me, Charles Darwin,

the one and only true master of evolution,

Ash Ketchum: Finally your done,

this battle's about to get fun,

Ash Ketchum all,

even your homo erectus can't escape this pokeball,

you look like Bin Laden when he was dying,

before you leave this stadium I'll leave your ass crying,

your fame rose outta absolute nothing,

but doesn't that break one of the laws of physics,

and by the way,

we took your idea and nailed it,

but if you were still alive you would've just failed it,

you could learn a little something from my friend brock-a,

because deep down in your heart your a little bit-cha,

Charles Darwin: Last time I checked bit-cha, was your momma,

from the point of view of your show,

were you abandoned by your father,

I don't need little pets to wath my back,

because what's got my back, is scientific fact,

rolling up in my hot wheels,

so beat that, (runs over ash)

Professor Oak: Ash,

what have you done!

I'll avenge your death...

"Starts Rapping"

You heartless little bitch,

how could you do this,

breaking up true fodness,

this is true madness,

you had a weird view on religion,

me and most people in the world thought it was shitty,

you yourself the evolution master, that's funny,

because your chance of outsmarting me is 0, to one hundred,

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Charles Darwin Ash Ketchum and Professor Oak Tie