The Cat in the Hat

"I entertain a child of any age, you gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!"

- Cat in the Hat The Cat in the Hat helped Dr. Seuss battle William Shakespeare in Epic Rap Battles of History 12 and made a cameo in Epic Rap Battles of History 15. He was played by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper
The Cat in the Hat is the title character in Dr. Seuss' book 'The Cat in the Hat' and its sequel 'The Cat in the Hat Comes Back'. He is also featured in 4 other books and a movie of the same name. The Cat in the Hat is a tall, mischievous cat, wearing a big, red and white-striped hat and a red bow tie. He is one of Dr. Seuss' most famous characters.

Verse 1:
I would not, could not on a boat

Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote

Even Horton doesn't want to hear you

And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!

You bore people to death

You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth

I entertain a child of any age

You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat

Think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?

I got a best-selling book about me coming back

Verse 2:
You rap fast you do. Yes, you rap fast it's true

Now let's see how you rap versus Things 1 & 2!

(Things 1 and 2's turn)

Trivia

 * The Cat in the Hat is the first rapper to rap for a contestant, covering for Dr. Seuss. The next were Thing 1 & 2.
 * He is the second animal to rap, after the Easter Bunny, coincidentally both of which are played by Nice Peter.