Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 65/@comment-26417457-20160825222729

If You Ever Feel Sad, Just Remember.

Someone's pet bird got eaten by their pet cat.

That Person's Pet cat choked to death on the pet bird.

That Person was about to bury their cat and got caught and accussed of animal cruelty as The Police thought he killed a cat.

The Person later raped and beaten in prison.

The Prisoners do a jailbreak. One Prisoner has a gun and starts shooting at the cop.

The Cop has 99.9% Innacuracy. He shoots at the prisoners and misses.

But one bullet hits The Person who lost his cat and bird and was arrested and they were killed by the 0.1% accuracy.

Later on the cat has an autopsy and it turns out there was a bird inside the cat. So That Person was innocent.

Bet I made ya feel better.