User blog:ShoopDaKev/Spiderman VS Scott Pilgrim: Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History

Wassup Beatrice?! It's been a while! Like, a real long while. Oopic Roop Bootles have kept me busy, and, while they are great and all, I miss making battles like this. The reason why I haven't made one in a while is that I was making these on YouTube, but that takes a lot of work and time, and I got so many good battles on here, I figured I would just make them on here, y'know, like when I first joined here. So, yeah, let's get on with it!

EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SCOTT PILGRIM!

VS!

SPIDERMAN!

BEGIN!

(Spiderman)

Peter Parker here, you can call me Spiderman.

This punk will try and fight back, we all know he can’t!

You may have battled Ramona’s exes; you’ll certainly lose to me!

I had a better battle with Harry, in Spider Man 3!

I’m known by the world, you’re only known by a few nerds!

Try and hide your emotions, I know your hurt from my words.

I fight for justice, you just fight for your girl!

I’m the greatest hero, son, and I’m about to rock your world!

(Scott Pilgrim)

OK Spidey, you want a fight, here it is!

You try to attack with some words, but I block them just like this!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re an overrated chump! All your movies are terrible!

<p class="MsoNormal">They always make me laugh, like an unintentional Will Ferrell!

<p class="MsoNormal">You never earn your victories, it’s all pure luck!

<p class="MsoNormal">It took you 3 movies for your fans to realize you suck!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the next big thing, all your fame has fleeted!

<p class="MsoNormal">Take a picture of this battle, Headline, “Spiderman Beaten”.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Spiderman)

<p class="MsoNormal">If you want to win, think of better lines!

<p class="MsoNormal">Heck, even your god awful movie was better than your horrible rhymes!

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t win this fight, you can’t do anything!

<p class="MsoNormal">You have no powers, I can freaking web-swing!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Scott Pilgrim)

<p class="MsoNormal">To get to the top, you’ll have to get through me!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your raps are even a bigger disappointment than Spider-Man 3!

<p class="MsoNormal">I didn’t take much, beating you was my pleasure.

<p class="MsoNormal">Talk to me next time, when you’re actually an Avenger.

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal"> EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Who Won? Scott Pilgrim Spiderman