User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Bullshit Connections: Shia LeBeouf vs Hannibal Lector

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this is a battle of actual cannibals

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RAP BATTLES OF BULLSHIT CONNECTION!

SHIA LEBEOUF

VS

HANNIBAL LECTOR

BEGIN

Outro The Battle
Shia Lebeouf: Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it!

Make your dreams come true. Just do it.

Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it.

Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit

and you’re not going to stop there.

NO! What are you waiting for?!

DO IT!

JUST DO IT!

YES YOU CAN!

JUST DO IT!

If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up!

DO IT!

Hannibal Lector: Shia, you're a classic megalomaniac.

You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap.

Pity your verse wasn't worth the trip in the jacket.

Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket,

And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver!

Rhymes finer than the Chianti I would pair with your liver!

But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver,

'Cause your American body's covered in more piss than kitty litter!

You stabbed people when they wouldn't give you attention

Like a Penny Dreadful version of O. J. Simpson!

But these days your nickname is all that's even known,

And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own!

Shia LeBeouf: I'M REAL

Hannibal Lector: No you're not.

Shia Lebeouf: OI MATE! I will eat you

I'm Lebeouf the Victor, The battle rapper

following your bullshit since the dawn of the history channel

I stab people with panels and flannels

in Manhattan

with hats and a pan

bitch

this'll be over in a stitch

Hannibal Lector

I-

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? I'LL DECIDE RAP BATTLES OF BULLSHIT ~cough~

Poll
who won? Shia LeBeouf Shia Lebuff Shy Lepuff Shea Lemuff Hannibal Rektor