User blog:JSfrb/JS Rap Battles episode. Apple vs Microsoft

This is a parody of Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates.

Lyrics
JS Rao Battles

Apple

Vs

Microsoft

Begin

Microsoft:

Welcome to Microsoft

I'm gonna rock the mic

And guess what, Mac?

I know who you like

Your stupid firewalls won't let people watch awesome stuff

And also, you're not tough

Cause yeah, my raps are pretty cool

I'll beat you, and even iCloud in this duel

When I use you, it's like kissing a shoe

I'm the best, I'll win this test

Apple:

Calm down Microsoft

Being stupid causes viruses that messes up your hard drive

That's why I'm bought at the shops

Windows 8? That's like... A rip off iOS 7 but a computer

You crash more than cars in the first person shooters

PC era is over, this is your last day

Microsoft:

Your hard drive is like An Xbox from 1923

iMovie costs money while Movie Maker is free

Don't talk nonsense, I don't care

I can also win a game of Truth or Dare

You're a joke to computers

SO SHUT UP!!!!

Apple:

All people say know is "Apple is the best!"

People like you are stupid pests

Now let's pass the mic to steve or not

No this is your fault Bill

Listen PC stop this

I won but I don't kill.

Who Won!

Who's Next!

You Decide!

Jayyyy

(Windows XP shutdown noise)

S Rap Battlezzzz