User blog:Iamthelegion/Phlannel Boxingday vs The Doctor, James Bond, Firestorm, Deadpool and Light Yagami

I'm changing characters to Azrael, because Phlannel is obscurer. So here are all the (unposted, digitally written) verses I have written so far, since I wrote them so I want to get them out.

Bond:

The name is Phlannel Boxingday, James Bond

I was watching from my cloud, and you're so blonde

You think you can win a fight against me?

You'll be left with the agony of defeat

Call me Popeye, because I am what I am James

You don't have more than six movies with the actor the same

I watch the events of the world, call me the Observer

And I truly sense you have a lot of nerve, sir

This British twat of a spy has been shamed fully

In the words of a true Englishman: Bully

Doctor:

Nice Bowtie sir, I must start by admitting the truth

Now I'll verbally hit you harder than Babe Ruth

Send you regenerations ahead, and back to Tennant

But I might spare you if you are repentant

However that's not likely, so I'll eviscerate you

But as to your attire, I still give credit where it is due

I hunt creatures with more contents than your TARDIS

With a thousand years experience, you should know not to start this

This battle may be being fought beyond space and time

But I advise that you Don't Blink, take a Deep Breath and rhyme

Raven:

Hello there bird lady, I've got some advice

I can take you down gently, don't think twice

Because I'm Phlannel, a proud Boxingday fellow

And my raps have been proclaimed as swell, oh

Are you one of those people who think I'm Bubblegum

Because they enrage, they're just so dumb

Got my mustache, better than Stalin's

I'll abuse you more than your father did, darling

You have no Lemonhope of winning this battle

And the magnitude of my victory will make minds rattle

Firestorm:

I dare you to transmute this, you Ghost Rider wannabe

The truth is, your about as threatening as Bwana Beast

I thought I was obscure, but I'm facing off against Firestorm

The reality being that I'll leave you wartorn

I shall disconnect you from your other self and beat you botht

The battle shall progress to me making you toast

I am actually surprised you showed up to your defeat

The fact of the matter is, there's a reason I leave you dead on your feet

I'm a doer, not a listener, so make your rapping quick

The best part will come with next verse's trick

Deadpool:

Hey there, I hear you're the merc with a mouth

Well I'm the best darn bounter hunter in the south

So many ways for me to win this battle Wade

Ask little Lemonhope, you're getting played

This is more sour than Lemongrab politics

You against the Presidents was totally ridick

This is a Boxingday, the kind with fists

You may have beat Lincoln, but you missed

The foe you were facing in all out rap war

Face it Fourth-Wall, I left you plain floored

Light:

What's that in the distance, do I see a Light

Ah yes it's Kira, this should be a fun fight

Have to break your fingers so you don't write about me in your diary

That'd be fatal, instead I'll send you packing to a priory

You may have outmatched L, but I'm more of a threat

I'll send you to hell, and I won't even break a sweat

Luckily I came prepared if you take out your journal

Send it into flames faster than you can write L

At the end of this, you'll be righting Light Yagami

And I'll take the page and use it for some origami

Outro:

My second verse for Raven and my first for George Bush are on paper, so I'll update this later, if you want me to

Should I post 2nd Raven verse and George Bush verse? Yes No