Justin Bieber

"Who even listens to classical anyway?"

- Justin Bieber Justin Bieber battled Ludwig Van Beethoven in Epic Rap Battles of History 6. He was played by Alex Farnham.

Information on the Rapper
Justin Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian pop sensation. He uploaded a music video titled "Baby" in the year 2008, that, while popular, has received much hate. In the same year he was discovered by Scooter Braun. Bieber is also known for his movie "Never Say Never". Bieber's fans (known as Beliebers) are said to be some of the craziest fans ever. Some even attempt to hurt Bieber. Though girls love him, many boys dislike him. People often make the insinuation that liking Bieber makes you 'gay', and he is often considered one of, if not, the worst singer of all time. Recently, Bieber smoked weed, and fans have become upset, cutting themselves in the process. This has become popularly known as #cutforbieber.



ERBOH Bio
Hey everyone, thanks for checkin’ out my bio. I’m just a kid from Canada who sang Usher songs and put ‘em on Youtube. Then, some old guy introduced me to Usher and now I’m super famous! It’s just that easy! Cool, right? I don’t know why everybody doesn’t do it. My first album was My World 2.0 and it had the hit song “Baby,” where I said the word ‘Baby’ 56 times! People liked it so much that the world got “Bieber Fever.” I won 57 music awards! That’s, like, one per “baby!” I also got mad chicks, probably because of my awesome bowl haircut. For now I’m dating Selena Gomez because I heard she’s a wizard or something. Did you know that I’m so great they even made a movie out of my life? It’s called “Never Say Never,” and you should go watch it right now. I’ll wait, go ahead….Did you watch it? Pretty good, right? Yeah, I’m awesome. It’s a bummer that everyone can’t have an old guy introduce them to Usher, but then everyone would be as incredible as me and that would suck. Oh well, later!

Verse 1:
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead,

Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head,

I’m the next Michael Jackson,

You smell like Bette White, here’s some aspirin,

You’re catching Bieber fever tonight,

Because my voice is incredible,

And your music is terrible,

Who even listens to Classical anyway?

Even Elise wants to do me,

And now that you’re right next to me,

I can understand why they used a dog,

To play you in the movies!

Verse 2:
I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage,

When’s the last time your music got anybody laid?

I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left,

(Heh heh heh) What else can I say?

Your own music made you deaf!