User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Dogeyes Lin VS John Marston

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!



DOGEYES LIN



VS

JOHN MARSTOOOOOOOOOOOOON



BEGIN!



Dogeyes Lin:
Aww, does little Johnny want to take me on without his gang?

You died and got buried bro, not be for going out 20 bangs,

did daddy beat you up boy? I at least died to something good,

just a cowboy you are, what are you gonna do against a hood,

the family name is left up to your son and now he’s a outlaw,

living the life of crime, meanwhile you’re sipping cha,

your game is called Red Dead Redemption and you know what?

<p class="MsoNormal">Not a single zombie showed until the DLC, first in your hut

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John Marston:
<p class="MsoNormal">Lin, you’re a mutt, I’ll kick you off to the side of the street,

<p class="MsoNormal">It seems like you act like you won a game, sorry, incomplete,

<p class="MsoNormal">you died to something good? Hmm, okay, how was the soup?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m killing zombies as you’re face down in a pile of poop,

<p class="MsoNormal">no Wei are you gonna end up winning this, I ended struggles,

<p class="MsoNormal">lock you up in jail but feed you a friend for all of your smuggles,

<p class="MsoNormal">Ratface, you’re looking Red for a Dead mean, start a Redemption,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve died and I’ve been brought back, you can call it a exemption

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Dogeyes Lin:
<p class="MsoNormal">Your name is Hebrew means God is Gracious, that is bull crap,

<p class="MsoNormal">you don’t me to win? Well that can be arranged ‘cause your raps,

<p class="MsoNormal">oblivious a******, the zombie uncle attacked and there you were,

<p class="MsoNormal">standing there as he bit your wife, bewildered? Whatever, sure,

<p class="MsoNormal">apparently, I’m fighting a zombie so shouldn’t you be falling apart?

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh look, you got everything done in the game… oh hey, restart

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John Marston:
<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re better? You’re sliding up and down a red pole,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’d toss ya to the zombies if I can, they would swallow you whole,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re part of a Jade Gang but you’re anything but a jade gem,

<p class="MsoNormal">you hung out with men of crime, well, I’ll tell ya that I beat ‘em,

<p class="MsoNormal">by the end of your life you’d should’ve became a new resignee,

<p class="MsoNormal">all I can do is hope for you Lin, let the Sun shine On Yee

Who won? Dogeyes Lee John Marston