Abe Lincoln

"You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull!"

- Abe Lincoln

Abe Lincoln battled against Chuck Norris in Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris and was played by Nice Peter. He also made a cameo in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD and battled as a third-party rapper against Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. He also made a small cameo in Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 as one of Darth Vader's bodyguards.

Information on the Rapper
Abraham "Abe" Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was the 16th President of the United States of America. Born in a log cabin, he is most known for leading the Union States through the American Civil War, eventually re-uniting the country as one and freeing the slaves through the Emancipation Proclamation. After a series of debates in 1858, Lincoln lost the Senate race in Illinois to his arch-rival, Stephen A. Douglas, but he secured the Republican Party presidential nomination in 1860. With almost no support in the South, Lincoln swept the North and was elected president in 1860, becoming the first Republican president. His election caused seven southern slave states to secede from the Union and form the Confederacy. The Confederate States were defeated in the Civil War after the surrender of Robert E. Lee. Lincoln was later assassinated by John Wilkes Booth on April 14, 1865, 5 days after the end of the war. His face is on Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota, and he's also on the penny and the $5 bill. Lincoln is often considered by historians as one of the greatest presidents of the United States.

ERBoH Bio
first class hat I also saved the Union of our federal government and kept this country afloat. Luckily, I’m a goldarn good orator and in 1863, I gave a speech at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania about human equality that was so darn aces it got my mug on Mt. Rushmore and the penny! Look around, Abraham Lincoln is everywhere! Bully for Honest Abe! Unfortunately, some curly wolf Confederate sympathizer named John  Wilkes Booth shot me while I was watching the play, "Our American Cousin." The play wasn't that great, but I would like to have seen the end. Yours truly and fine as cream gravy, Abraham Lincoln. P.S. Since I get asked all the time, four score means eighty years. You’re welcome.

Verse 1:
Four score and sixty-five years in the past,

I won the Civil War with my beard. Now I'm here to whoop your ass!

I've read up all your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?

Well tell me, Chuck. How come you never sat down and cried on your career?

You're a washed up has-been on TV selling total gyms.

And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon.

I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth.

I'll squash you like I squashed the South.

I never told a lie, and I won't start now.

You're a horse with a limp. I will put you down!

Verse 2:
I got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain.

I got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain.

You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull.

I'd make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger, but I've never even seen that show!

Verse 1: (only verse)
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird,

The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!

You! I wanna like you! Don't talk about change, just do it!

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!

And you, moneybags, you're a pancake. You're flip-floppity!

It's a country, not a company, you can play like Monopoly!

I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch smack you as equals!

Of the people, by the people, for the people! Eagle!

Trivia

 * Lincoln is the first president to be in a rap battle.
 * He is the fourth character to return from a past battle, and the first to rap as a third-party rapper.
 * He is also the second third-party rapper to appear, the first being HAL 9000.
 * His assassination was mentioned in both of his appearances.
 * In Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3, Lincoln is seen carrying an axe behind Hitler. He pushes Hitler to a plank to make him fall into the Great Pit of Carkoon as a Sarlacc awaits with an open maw, parodying Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi.