User blog:RapperRapRapp/ Step Dad vs Real Dad: Epic Rap Battles of Laziness and Uncreativity Season 1

 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAZINESS AND UNCREATIVITY

My Step Dad vs My Real Dad

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Step Dad:
Hey there Mike, could you back off from the children

You've kind of been abusive, uncaring and you left them

I'm their father now, your just a memory of the past

I've had fun with your kids, it's been a blast

I just don't know what you want it's been 10 years

why don't you snort some crack or fuck some queers

While you were in jail, rotting in a cell

I was getting on with your wife here meet Shell

Real Dad:
Fuck off Harry, you can suck a dick

My ex wife's dick, she's a transgender prick

It's gone, it's over now just like your mother

Because she's dead was't she killed by your brother

I still love my kids, to you they're an obligation

Bang my wife then leave them at the train station

Now here have just have some parenting tips

Don't have your bedroom right next to your kids

Step Dad:
Oh real mature, did you sneak in at night?

I never pictured you as the pedophile type.

But stealing, raping, drugging and getting drunk

How many bodies have you stuffed into your trunk?

You're insane, you're inept, you're not a parent

Your a drunk crappy rapping twat who can't be independent

That's why your here, to ask for some money

Just like your career as a clown, it's kinda funny

Real Dad:
I hate you Harry, I'll, I'll slit your throat

You prick ass cunt, I'll sink you like a boat

You were my best friend until you fucked my wife

You selfish insecure twat, you ruined my life

Thinks he's all hard with his big fucking home

I don't have any friends, I fucking live alone

You stole from me, now I'll steal this rap

I've won this battle you've been stepped to 'dad'

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT*

YOU* DECIDE


 * = maybe