Thread:172.218.144.253/@comment-172.218.144.253-20160814085331

1. They actually love female disempowerment/girliness (go see Zoey 101, Monster High, Lalaloopsy, Unfabulous, Sam & Cat and Bella & the Bulldogs for proof)

2. They force kids to go outside as if nothing else to do on days of free time exist/Nickelodeon's Worldwide Day of Play

3. (They over-obsess with the overall girliness of) Ariana Grande (Nickelodeon and Viacom destroyed her and made her so judgemental, girlish, abusive, whiny, retarded, mean-spirited, Beliebing, shy and racist)

4. They love to discontinue good/well-received shows such as Danny Phantom, Avatar and Invader Zim

5. Tweeny bullshit/stereotypes/bebop

6. They strongly abuse their workers/actors

7. The modern Kids Choice Awrds (Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens win Cutest Couple because Nickelodeon is actually PROUD of Disney Channel for how it's currently become, SpongeBob Squarepants wins Best Cartoon even though it was crappy and weak back then and fake music artists that can't sing like Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus get the awards but good/great bands of real music didn't deserve them in Nickelodeon's incredibly harmful opinions)

8. Their demographic is under 10.

9. (The existence of) Nick Jr. franchises (UGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE LITTLE GIRLS' SHOWS????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

10. How incredibly cocky they are

11. They are either worse or just as dreadful as Disney Channel, but no better at all

12. Most characters are very negative manchildren

13. Their live-action sitcoms have very weak humor, severe boredom and deliberately abysmal acting

14. Viacom

15. A truckload of ripoffs

16. They never do their best

17. How incredibly stereotypical they are

18. How incredibly mean-spirited the whole company is

19. They put explicitly subliminal things in their franchises

20. They make the worst/most nauseating, infantile, girly, weak, lazy, uninspired and hellish cartoons of all time (especially Dora & Friends: Into the City and Fanboy & Chum)

21. They act like a mass media even though they're a bunch of corny and fussy workers.

22. THEY ACTUALLY HAVE MOVIES!!!!! (yes, they have good ones like The SpongeBob Squarepants duology, Rango, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The Fairly Odd Parents/Jimmy Neutron crossover duologies and Best Player, but they also have mean-spirited, pessimistic and unreasonable disasters such as Jinxed, Holel for Dogs, Barnyard and the Fred trilogy/franchise)

23. If they directed/Viacom owned video game franchises!!!!

24. The title of this silly-ass company

25. They want to steal people's money and keep it to themselves

26. There is no point in this fucked-in-the-head company except for its good cartoons it used to have (and some of them it has now such as Every Witch Way, The Loud House, Harvey Beaks and 100 Things to Do Before High School)

27. They're hypocritical

28. Their current logo is so ugly, babyish, unoriginal, overshown and irritating

29. They're everywhere

30. Nickelodeon Land exists

31. Southern accents

32. They abuse/rely on bathroom humor

33. They're so racist

34. They over obsess with baby stereotypes (BabyNamesWorld?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

35. How stereotypically females interact with other female characters

36. They force people to change how they look even if there is nothing wrong with how they look

37. They like to shut down a lot of stuff

38. Its fanbase is a bunch of pessimistic, disrespectful and wild fanbrats

39. They are more tweeny than Disney Channel and Archie Comics

40. They love babies' stuff so much

41. Dan Schneider

42. TeenNick

43. They hate their fans/haters and think they don't exist

44. The Incredibles ripoffs

45. We have (way) too much SpongeBob Squarepants, The Fairly OddParents and Dora the Explorer!!!!!!!!!

46. They make rock music look like one of the worst genres of all time

47. Their actors have excrutiating voices

48. Even in the (late) 20th Century, Nickelodeon had a few dreadful and ugly shows (only on Nick Jr.) that are Franklin, Blue's clues/Room and (especially) DORA THE EXPLORER!!!!!!!

49. They are very abusive toward teen stereotypes

50. Rabbids!!!!!!

51. They are too f'in cheesy!!!!

52. They sold Doug to Disney for some reason

53. They are one of the most unimpressed companies of all time

54. They thnk we wll love the lame and girly/tweeny crap they put on TV even more than Disney Channel does!!!

55. They're modernists

56. Girlishly dainty characters are their favorite gaming characters

57. Repetitive shows

58. They are thieves

59. Most of the characters are teenagers

60. Their favorite voices are overly girly/feminine voices

61. Naked Brothers Band

62. SpongeBob Squarepants is nearly as overrated as Queen Elsa

63. Its merchandise

64. They make crappy and sickening games

65. They are such quitters!

66. They (happen to) love Nazis/Adolf Hitler like mariotehplumber

67. They HATE the good old shows with endlessly creative ideas

68. Too much straight romances/kissing

69. Very ugly, stereotypical, unfunny, infantile and unreasonable characters

70. The company is full of pedophiles. 