User blog:J1coupe/ERVG Season 5 News with Sweet Tooth



HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS! My name is Sweet Tooth from the Twisted Metal, and I am here to tell you asswipes about Epic Rap Battles of Video Games Season 5 that nobody reads anyways in behalf of that Korean half-wit you all hate! Now, he isn't really fond of doing News blogs as he never did one, but he thought this was a better opportunity to talk about the new Season that's coming up and the future of ERVG itself, so here we go!



First of all, we all know that Season 4 isn't over yet. We still have the goddamn FINALE to see! And I'm sure that dumbass Coupe already told everyone what it will be!

Yes, that is right...

LUIGI VERSUS SHADOW!

What do you mean that's not it? They look all similar, it's not my fucking.. alright, alright, it's apparently Sonic vs Mario, whoever they are.

So stay tuned for this, for a fat dutchman and horny scot is helping him write this battle! And you better believe it when I say it's going to be badass!

I don't know when it'll drop, but I assume next week! So better be ready!

Now moving onto real Sesaon 5 news! Season 5 will most likely begin very soon after Season 4 ends, and there won't be any kind of break like there was between Season 3 and Season 4.



Season 5 will begin with a spin-off rematch, with a help of this dude! And you're goddamn wrong if it's NOT GOING TO BE EPIC!

Now, all ten battles of Season 5 is planned, so whatever you suggest now won't happen for a while, at least not in Season 5 unless you suggested it long before this!

But nevertheless the fucktard still wants your suggestions! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY JUST PUT IT HERE IN THE COMMENTS OR ELSE!

Now, can you make out all the blackened ten battles? No? Well too bad, you're not suppose to make it out! But if you can, motherfucker you're definitely high, because nobody except the fucktard himself can figure it out!

NOW! You just wait for that finale and Season 5, and you fucking know it's going to be badass, like every other battles most likely except early Season 1! So, this was Sweet Tooth telling you shit about Epic Rap Battles of Video Games- I'm out!

Oh, and tell that crazy joker rip-off that I'll make him BLEED until it will be his FINAL FANTASY!



We end this news with a sneak peek of Season 5- can you guess every rapper in this picture? ;)

STAY TUNED FOR SEAON 5 OF EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES, EVERYBODY!