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Episode 4 - José Manuel Marroquin Ricaurte vs. Ricardo Miró

The Panamanian poet Ricardo Miró battles against the last Colombian president at the Panama union era, José Manuel Marroquin Ricaurte.

REGULAR RAP BATTLES OF LIFE!

'''JOSÉ MANUEL! MARROQUIN RICAURTE!'''

VS!

RICARDO MIROÓÓÓ!

BEGIN!

José Manuel Marroquin Ricaurte:
Oye! It's José, not labeled No sé!

Insult the Colombians once more, and whatcha gonna say?

In our independence... i was pissed off my mind

You have no lies to say? Well, that's out of fuckin' sync!

I'm the 4th President and the 3th Vice President

Everyone in your country get fame for nothing with a girlfriend

Your poetry sucks, and that's true, do you agree?

Just call me Cayetano, and no more Panama names are free.

I was born in 1827, first than you, bitch!

Colombians say "Curse you" nobody gets thousand shits

About it, get a giant rock medal and lose your fame

In the Million Days War, nobody remembers your name

Ricardo Miró:
The name's M-I-R-O

And i'm the national poet

Making you a president doesn't accept Panama City's vote

The world loves me, and takes interpretations out of me

Everybody takes a shit of you, and that's it, you see?

I'm the highest-fame Panamanian person in the country

First of all, I've got my ink to write in your ass "you suck poultry"

1983, the year i was published for sure

Where the sun never sets, Panama will endure

They made a school out of me in Pueblo Nuevo, no lie

My homeland is small, but I'M BIG, in the skies

I worked at Isthmus Herald for ten fuckin' years

What about traveling in time? Reincarnation is no career!

José Manuel Marroquin Ricaurte:
You think your story was the best? Now, let me explain:

I studied in Sán Bartolomé, but you just gained

Your stupid life, beacuse you died in the year 1940

Now that i'm a professor, you're still shorty

The Capital of Colombia is in Cundinamarca, do you don't know?

Signed the treaty Herrán-Hay? Well. Everyone looks like a crow

In your country, like the Harpy Eagle and the Ten Stars

Joined the Conservative Party, you have gone too far.

Ricardo Miró:

 * gasp* Looks like you've got a bad seed country, fag

The Conservative Party? THAT'S BLUE IN MY FLAG!

The former was Catalan, but with two connected suns,

A real president doesn't have rap battle fun.

House of Representatives? Are you thinking about mystery things?

Before i get out, all that i was saying is (i think):

Panamanian vs. Colombian, i freaking won the rap show

I deserve a trophy, You are just about to overflow...

in the failure land.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

'''OH PATRIA TAH - OH.... REGULAR RAP BATTLES OF LIFE!'''