User blog:ShoopDaKev/Sheldon Cooper VS Abed Nadir. Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History.

Hey guys, here's the sixth installment of my rap battle series. It's Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory VS Abed Nadir from Community.

EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ABED NADIR!

VS!

SHELDON COOPER!

BEGIN!

(Abed)

Oh, look who we have here, Dr. Sheldon Cooper!

He can wear all the shirts he wants, but he will never be super!

Do you know who you are battling?

Your vision must be blurred!

Try on some glasses, Oh wait! You’d be more of a nerd!

C’mon on and fight back!

You wimpy little coward!

Me against you? That’s like Jeff, against Howard!

Do those rhymes sting? I’m worse than you had feared!

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you even know how to drive?

<p class="MsoNormal">If you did, you would’ve steered clear!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Sheldon)

<p class="MsoNormal">You look out of place.

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you feel awkward?

<p class="MsoNormal">You look like you need one, but don’t worry, I’m a doctor!

<p class="MsoNormal">Really Abed?

<p class="MsoNormal">They should have cancelled Community!

<p class="MsoNormal">They put it on hiatus, they had the opportunity!

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh come on man, it’s not that shocking!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ve met Luis Guzman?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m friends with Stephen Hawking!

<p class="MsoNormal">Here is a fact, you should’ve acknowledged!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a super genius! You’re at community college!

<p class="MsoNormal">Abed- You think you’re so smart, I think you are a fool!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your show is so stupid, mine’s cool, cool, cool.

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m glad to admit you didn’t put up a fight!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re like a Green Lantern, when I’m the Dark Knight.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Sheldon)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ha! I laugh at your stupidity!

<p class="MsoNormal">No six seasons or a movie, sorry, what a pity!

<p class="MsoNormal">No one knows who you are, I’m more well-known!

<p class="MsoNormal">Face it Nadir, you’re forever alone!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT!

<p class="MsoNormal">I DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC (BAZINGA!) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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WHO WON? Abed Nadir Sheldon Cooper