User blog:Bobdave/Mr. Mime vs Hypno. Rap Battles of the Pokédex Season 1

So yes, I ended up going on a break when I said I wouldn't, don't kill me plz. But the series is back at least and it has a battle which I found quite fun to write and rap. So without further adieu, we have the child-kidnapping Hypnosis Pokémon, Hypno, versus the Barrier Pokémon, Mr. Mime, who can create invisible walls by slowing molecules in the air and retains the title "Mr." even when female. Yes. So it's a battle of malicious psychic trickery against entertaining psychic trickery. LET'S DO IT.

(Announcer starts at 0:12)

Note: This is rapped faster than usual, not slower.

Announcer:










Hypno:
You wanna trip on an MC with Inner Focus?

 Your hocus pocus can't beat my pro hypnosis

 It's a panto prat versus a foe so deadly

 Terrorise slumbers like a Poké Freddy

 You make walls by fiddling with particles?

 I'm a nightmare, you're a day at the carnival

 You're a featherweight, my level's so ascended that I levitate

 When I meditate, energy emanates, you're never safe!

 You rhyme Psywaves? I intercept them!

 You're a meager servant to Mrs. Ketchum

 Double Slap? I'll defend with this reflection

 This Psychic's sick with hit deflection

 With a swing of the pendulum, ripping your health

 Are you confused? Why you hitting yourself?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your title's weak, you psychic? Please!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Want mind tricks? Stare into my eyeballs, freak!

<span style="color:rgb(255,51,204);">Mr. Mime:
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(255,51,204);">Lose to big nose Hypno? Frick no! I don't think so!

<p class="MsoNormal"> All you really do is enter kiddies' rooms on tiptoe

<p class="MsoNormal"> Creep while they sleep and feast on their dreams

<p class="MsoNormal"> Didn't your mother tell you to just eat your greens?

<p class="MsoNormal"> I am known for being a bit of a copycat

<p class="MsoNormal"> But Mimic your lyrics? Let's not do that!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Form a barrier against you like bubble wrap

<p class="MsoNormal"> And then club this scrub with a Double Slap

<p class="MsoNormal"> You're a hypnotist who pinches kids

<p class="MsoNormal"> I got magical skills at my fingertips!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Entrance? You can try, but the Mime is immune

<p class="MsoNormal"> And your rhyme-scheme is muddled like your lines Switcheroo'd

<p class="MsoNormal"> Light Screen or a Psybeam to show my skill

<p class="MsoNormal"> My walls can't be seen but my flow is real

<p class="MsoNormal"> So you'd better Psych Up cuz I might just flip

<p class="MsoNormal"> And no hand vibes could make your sick rhymes exist

<span style="color:rgb(204,153,0);">Hypno:
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(204,153,0);">Bitch, I'm all mind, but Mime is part fairy

<p class="MsoNormal"> Compared to my Lullaby, pinky, you aren't scary

<p class="MsoNormal"> Dark, dark tales are told of this mystic

<p class="MsoNormal"> You're a prancing prick with a circus gimmick

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can't try to beef cuz it's time to feast

<p class="MsoNormal"> Ain't no sweet dreams when you lock eyes with me

<p class="MsoNormal"> So maintain your gaze and repeat what I say

<p class="MsoNormal"> "A jester can't best a superior brain"

<span style="color:rgb(255,51,204);">Mr. Mime:
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(255,51,204);">Well it certainly wasn't your tricks that made me Drowzee

<p class="MsoNormal"> But your verse was putting me to sleep quite soundly

<p class="MsoNormal"> I entertain while you enter the minds of minors

<p class="MsoNormal"> And try to find nightmares that are high in fibre

<p class="MsoNormal"> But the elephant man can't handle my barriers

<p class="MsoNormal"> Aim a magic attack at this chap and I'll parry it

<p class="MsoNormal"> Back to a weird tapir with a weirder snout

<p class="MsoNormal"> Who just discovered he has a fear of clowns



RAP (the announcer suddenly goes into a daze)

Uhhh...

Battles... of the Pokédex....



Who Won? Mr. Mime Hypno

Hint: