User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 6: Monkey D. Luffy vs Blackbeard

In the fourth re-installment of Awesome Rap Battles, fictional pirate Monkey D. Luffy faces off against infamous pirate legend Blackbeard to see which pirate is truly deservant of the title "Pirate King".

Info
Originally released: April 13, 2014

Characters: Blackbeard, Monkey D. Luffy

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES 2.0!

MONKEY D. LUFFY!

VERSUS!

BLACKBEARD!

BEGIN!

Blackbeard:

When it comes to pirates, I'm by far the most ruthless,

I won't need a fruit that renders swimming useless,

I’ll take your rubber body, and rip it in half,

But you'd still be concerned if I can shit out my ass.

It'll take you 3 tries to beat me, Hook, I’m a Crocodile,

Chew you up like gum-gum and squash that stupid smile.

Your first enemy was a clown; you can't be that tough,

Tis’ the life of a fool to lead Rudolf and a gigantic duck.

You'll need to be SUPER! Here to even last a second,

Reject the only girl who loves you? Talk about thick headed.

I'll stretch your neck so far, Kaku will be ashamed,

You won't lose an arm in this battle, no need for Shanks.

Monkey D. Luffy:

No one steps to Monkey D. Luffy, and leaves with pride,

I'm the future pirate king, so please just step aside,

You got beheaded in your prime; I'm still most wanted,

I've beat Gods, started wars, and ripped open the rotten,

The Queen Anne is shit against my Thousand Sunny,

I’ll destroy your whole crew, and take your money,

I'll kick your ass like Sanji, slash you open like Zoro,

This teacher's not gonna return to his class tomorrow.

You're like Enel to me; you're useless with any attack,

Go ahead, fire your cannons, I'll just bounce it right back,

Give it up, Jack Sparrow; your chances are gone with the rum,

The results will be like Orcacoke, and this isn't even done.

Blackbeard:

You don't even understand the act of being a pirate, you ape,

This battle's worse than Impel Down, cause there's no escape.

I'll melt you like Mr. 3, destroy you like the Going Merry,

Your whole crew's just a joke, Brooke doesn't scare me,

You've fought Eminem and Hulk Hogan? You're such a disgrace,

This battle's like a game of cards, and you lost the Ace.

Monkey D. Luffy:

This is like cards alright, cause I'll smash your deck,

Stepped to me, didn't quit, now you're a head, with no neck,

My bounty's remarkable, you're ass ain’t worth 20 Beris.

You'd be better off on Duck Dynasty being that hairy,

I'll shut you in Davy Jones's locker, leave you to rot,

Goodbye, Edward! Remember, your last lesson's been taught.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

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AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who won? Monkey D. Luffy Blackbeard