User blog:Star wars fan331/Jeff Probst vs Tj Lavin

Epic rap battles of fiction Jeff probst vs Tj Lavin begin!

verse 1

Jeff probst: it looks they mashed up a lot of reality shows before they came out do I have to shout at your contestants to stop being bitches to each other.

everytime I see this I just think I'm gonna let it sink in and not make horrible jokes I mean you keep using the same people every season man.

its sad that you don't know how to get actual contestants except they come in fresh meat what's the unnecessary sequels of your seasons there not good.

your running out of ideas MTV is going bankrupt just face you can't go one season without Johnny and CT going at each others asses.

tj Lavin: it seems like your show is still going on while mine is still fresh I'll make it like it was the duel and punch like Tina.

your show is bland it belongs in the sand I did a season in a island and did it survivor style.

im the og reality competition show since 1998 for 10 whole seasons it was hosted by other people before me.

retire old man you shit is getting old put them next to Rupert.

who can stand your show I know who bear grylss viewers.

verse 2

jeff probst: it seems like I'm not the one mean everyone on your show bad mouths each other.

and you don't see it except physical altercations that require them to be disqualified no one on my show has been disqualied.

i know what shows inspired this monstrosity real world,road rules,amazing race,big brother and survivor.

thats like 5 shows you copied and it out it into 1 piece of shit.

and just like anyone else on my show the tribe has spoken it's time for you to go.

tj Lavin: your show can only stand jungle music your still Fiji while I go to other places and have music from actual artists.

MTV is a toxic channel but my show is untoxic it gives you 3 days to get someone voted off it takes me 1 day to do that or 2.

you boring stupid bitch your tribals are longer now what happend to the good old days of your show where it was short 3 minutes chatting 4 minutes vote and 3 minute vote reads that's 10 whole minutes now it's 27 minutes to vote someone off.

im going to host the challenge season 34 while your hosting season 40 of your god awful show.

who won? Who's next? You decide epic rap battles of fiction