User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEOGAME PAST! King DeDeDe VS Bowser

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEOGAME PAST

KING DEDEDE

VS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

BEGIN!



Bowser:

I’d rather fight a red-head then fight a penguin in his Dreamland,

Cuz’ with a world like that you’re gonna be starin’ at your hand,

I ruled through the galaxies, I’ll fucking crush your world,

You think you’re tough? Your archenemy is a puffball and a girl,

This is a brawl of words, my raps are like my breath, I spit flames,

You have no abilities what so ever, a hammer? Well that’s lame,

I’m a true demon, you’re just a excuse of so-called King,

I’ll break hammer in half, go ahead DeDeDe, swing



<p class="MsoNormal">King DeDeDe:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll put you in solitude, make you wander the galaxy alone,

<p class="MsoNormal">You lose to a plumber, he’ll be surprised when I take the throne,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll inhale your raps, spit them back out against you,

<p class="MsoNormal">You can only kidnap princesses, what else can you do?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re named after some food, I’mma serve you on a silver platter,

<p class="MsoNormal">Super Smash your world, make your whole legacy shatter,

<p class="MsoNormal">Toss you back into your castle, lock you up for all you did wrong,

<p class="MsoNormal">Quit now Bowser, you sound worse then Mic Kirby’s Song

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<p class="MsoNormal">-Bowser turns into Giga Bowser and begins to rap fast-

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll annihilate you, you turned Kirby from enemy to mate,

<p class="MsoNormal">Spit raps a fast rate, when it comes to kings you cannot dictate,

<p class="MsoNormal">With that otherworldly language no one can translate,

<p class="MsoNormal">This battle ain’t no debate, in the end you’ll deflate,

<p class="MsoNormal">You won’t win,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a has been,

<p class="MsoNormal">Make your world spin,

<p class="MsoNormal">My rap skills are chargin,

<p class="MsoNormal">Full force, it has just begin,

<p class="MsoNormal">The kings still in,

<p class="MsoNormal">Lay you flat cuz’ it’s you I’m crushin’,

<p class="MsoNormal">This is a verbal brawl, no one in the universe can beat me,

<p class="MsoNormal">Quit now DeDeDe, I left you crushed in all the debris

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<p class="MsoNormal">-King DeDeDe becomes Mask DeDeDe-

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<p class="MsoNormal">King DeDeDe:

<p class="MsoNormal">Calm down there man, no need to get mad at the truth,

<p class="MsoNormal">You can stop rappin’ now, you could’ve done better in your youth,

<p class="MsoNormal">Get a life there man, no need to capture princesses like a maniac,

<p class="MsoNormal">and learn how to take abuse from a case of lyrical payback,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’ll never get that slice of cake, instead, you’ll get turtle soup,

<p class="MsoNormal">Come at me Bowser, I’ll home run you into your raps, they’re poop

<p class="MsoNormal">Swing my hammer up and down, whoop you’re ass off the stage,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now get out of here once and for all, now you cannot rage

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<p class="MsoNormal">-Bowser turns back to normal-

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bowser:

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you can beat me? With that god awful verse?

<p class="MsoNormal">When it comes to rapping you’re still always the worst!

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<p class="MsoNormal">-King DeDeDe takes his mask off-

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<p class="MsoNormal">King DeDeDe:

<p class="MsoNormal">You have a kid of your own but who is his mother?

<p class="MsoNormal">and you had to hide the fact by adopting seven others

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bowser:

<p class="MsoNormal">Dissing me about my kids? Well at least I have some,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll set fire to your world, get rid of all this scum,

<p class="MsoNormal">You don’t do anything for your kingdom, you just sit there,

<p class="MsoNormal">I mean honestly, it doesn’t look like that you actually care

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<p class="MsoNormal">King DeDeDe:

<p class="MsoNormal">Like you’re any better? You molest the same girl over and over,

<p class="MsoNormal">No one cares about you, they all just give you the cold shoulder,

<p class="MsoNormal">In terms of winning this battle you aren’t even closer,

<p class="MsoNormal">This battle has just ended, you have just Game Overed Bowser

Who won? King DeDeDe Bowser