User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness 5- Princess Peach vs. Twilight Sparkle

Hey, Epicnail's back with a new RRR!

Today I decided to match up two popular princesses from two different universes.

Also, my neck really hurts because my pillows are uncomfortable, and I need suggestions

for good pillows, because these cheap $10 pillows from Wal-Mart aren't cutting it.

...Back to the rap.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

PRINCESS PEACH

VS

TWILIGHT SPAAAARKLE



BEGIN

Princess Peach:

Oh look, it's a flying purple piece of shit

I don't often speak such filthy words, but I must admit

you're just an imitation; just a phony.

(On top of that, you're the worst pony)

Your magic is weak, why don't you come at me?

I'll grab my parasol and I'll beat you so badly

That all your pony friends and every brony

will find out Twilight Sparkle is a bunch of boloney.



<p style="text-align:left;">Twilight Sparkle: 

<p style="text-align:left;">What? That's ridiculous! How am I fake?

<p style="text-align:left;">I saved Equestria with magic for Celestia's sake

<p style="text-align:left;">are you serious? you really want to fight me, amigo?

<p style="text-align:left;">I took on creatures even bigger than your ego

<p style="text-align:left;">I don't need a fat plumber to save me, let alone a colt

<p style="text-align:left;">you're just a blond broad bimbo, a first class dolt.

<p style="text-align:left;">I'm pretty like a princess but I'm tough like cattle

<p style="text-align:left;">you can call me Bowser, cause I'm kiddnapping this battle!

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<p style="text-align:left;">Peach: 

<p style="text-align:left;">I don't need Mario to beat you, I can do it myself

<p style="text-align:left;">you're not even a princess, a real princess has wealth

<p style="text-align:left;">I'm the one princess that's going to rule

<p style="text-align:left;">you're a good student? Well you sure got schooled!

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<p style="text-align:left;">Twilight Sparkle:

<p style="text-align:left;">Dear Princess Celestia,

<p style="text-align:left;">Today you won't believe all of things that I learned

<p style="text-align:left;">I discovered a dissing spell and someone got burned

<p style="text-align:left;">I'd bet bits that whoever pits me and tries to out spit me

<p style="text-align:left;">gets found twitching dead in a ditch like Trixie ;)

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<p style="text-align:center;">WHO WINNED WHO WIN Peach Twilight <p style="text-align:left;">

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