User blog:TKandMit/TKandMit vs Element K. The Sixth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

elementkandmit lets gooo

Grav made the tourney.

Jella made the cover.

K made his verses.

I made my verses.

Now you make a choice.

Cast
Element K in orange

TKandMit in blue

Beat


[*Element K starts at 0:11.*]

Introduction
THE SIXTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT!



VERSUS!



BEGIN!

Element K:
I’m bananas on the artist tree; you’re straight up bad at artistry

I HaV broken record left-right whether Bobdave or Accountancy

Girl, I’m no Amontgomery! When I stand on this |Psycho’s Path,

I’ll make him slip and fall ‘til he tails daddy as an aftermath

Should never pit Michigan flow with Summer Cap’s spit

Disrespect him ‘til Acceptance of this tournament hypocrite

I’d keep on dropping death notes back to back just like before

But that makes fighting “Rap God” more like Insult Simulator

TKandMit:
Here comes the Filipino looking like the douche at absolute Zero

Thinks he’s gonna come out on top; I’ll send him home in a body Baguio

Your rap’s pathetic; your asthmatic ass couldn’t spit a Ring of Fire

Maybe you should trade out your verses and get a humidifier

Battling me? I think this honor student’s been skipping class

The farthest you got in a tourney was when it came to kissing ass

Yet you lost to the Mexican I deported Straight Outta the United States

While your greatest performance was dancing in a g-string for half your grade!

Element K:
Red Light these typical attempts to be edgy and satirical

It’s meant to emulate Eminem but all I see is Jake Paul

Seriously?! All you got is sick graphic cover of family,

To Hyde your three identities and insipid personality!

Doing the graveyard shift of normalcy to try and talk to me

Come up with filler voted by Tim Kelly’s Pity Committee

I’d say bias can bite my bi ass, but that was back then

Now we’re Out of Patience for your shit damMit; Not Again

TKandMit:
You struggled through last year while I had to pass the time

And took Grav to the finals, but Kyle just lagged behind

So knock it off with that racquet; you gotta work on your backhanded compliments

You got nothing Kovered when you Kreate a blog that gets no Komments

What, did the K key get stuck on your keyboard?

Both of your series died, and you still think you’re Reborn?

Turns out, all you need is sixteen bars to make a banana split

“Did somebody say K?” Yeah, only when a T’s in front of it.

Who won? GravityMan Literally anything else