User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 2.5 News With Davy Jones

 Ahoy there! The name’s Jones, Davy Jones, but you call me Captain! No squid face for this scallywag, nuh-uh. Damn Hollywood.

 Anyway, welcome aboard the Flying Dutchman! I’ll be your Captain through the end of Season 2. Come and meet some of the passengers with us! Sorry you missed the Trojan Aeneas, I had to drop him off in Carthage, adorable little baby buggers he had with him. Anyway, there’s my first mate Ishmael up on the mast (‘Ello!), and there’s the man sleeping on the stern, Joseph. Every ship has one, I’ll probably toss him off-season 2 ending of course. Wordplay!

 You see the three know-it-alls over there? Claim to be Kings, heh. Keep bossing me around about “following the stars” or whatever those arses are slurping up. I know what I’m doing! I think. Anyway I’m taking them off to see a baby, but first they claim they gotta battle “a pack of uneducated farm animals” or whatever. takes a swig from his flask

 My battle days are over, after I faced that horrendous bitch of ex, I’d rather stick with brawn than wit thank you very much. I still won, mind you.

 Speaking of battle, here we have users Cyanwrites and Iamthelegion, guests aboard this voyage. (Cyan: Help us…he hasn’t fed us in weeks…he kisses Legion when he sleeps…) Ignore him, he’s delirious like most Scottish cocks are. I do like poking ‘em with a stick though. We might have another joining them, but apparently no one knows what a Kraken is. Shame. (Legion: Actually I- Shut the fuck up weeb )

 Anyway, enough of the tour, here’s a potato, that’s your ration for the week. Our first stop will be on like, the second week of December. Something’s gonna happen. Probably.



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