User:RadicalWeavile

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I'm StWeavile6, a member who has a rather difficult time staying active here. I'm also know as Weav or Chris (My real life alter ego). After a lackluster beginning (don't really want to talk about it), I am now a (somewhat) respected and enjoyable member of this wiki. I'm 17, a male brunet, a not-really-born-again Christian, and kinda tall. I'm from British descent and am white chocolate, since my bio dad was black and mom was white. Love playing video games, mostly Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, Sonic, and the like. No FPSs for me, ehh. My favorite sports Teams are the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and the Pittsburg Penguins. I like music such as Linkin Park, Usher, and, of course, Epic Rap Battles of History. I first heard about it from a friend at my youth group, and I looked up Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros during the year of February. Since then, I have been an avid fan. Some goals of mine is to have a suggestion of mine put on the main page and eventually turned into an actual battle.

Favorite Rap Battles List
1) Mozart vs Skrillex

2) Blackbeard vs Al Capone

3) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

4) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

5) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

6) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood

7) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

8) Moses vs Santa Claus

9) Doc Brown vs Dr. Who

10) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

11) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

12) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3

13) Rasputin vs Stalin

14) Frank Sinatra vs Freddy Mercury

15) Rick Grimes vs Walter White

16) Master Chief vs Leonidas

17) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge

18) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

19) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

20) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

21) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison

22) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc

23) Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

24) Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays

25) Darth Vader vs Hitler 2

26) Gandalf vs Dumbledore

27) Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare

28) Ghandi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

29) Darth Vader vs Hitler

30) Napoleon vs Napoleon

31) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

32) Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk

33) Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs Kim Jong Il

34) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

35) John Lenon vs Bill O'Reilly

36) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

37) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawkings

38) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

39) Adam vs Eve

40) Nice Peter vs EpicLloyd

My Winnahs/Favorite lines
0) Michael J. Fox (You're fucking Freddy Kreuger's abortion!)

02) Sherlock Holmes (I'll send your robot ass through a portal hole!)

1) John Lennon ''(  I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up. Why don't you just take a vacation, and SHUT THE FUCK UP?   )''

2) Darth Vader ''(You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick. You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip'''. )'

3) Abe Lincoln ''(I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain! I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain.)''

4) Lady Gaga ''(I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art!)''

5) Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Hogan: ''(You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother. You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother) Macho Man: (Oh, yeah, it’s about to get real! Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-il.)''

6) Beethoven ''(I would smack you, but in Germany we don’t hit little girls. And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of shit, "My World"! )''

7) Albert Einstein (''When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown, So take a seat Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own)''

8) Genghis Kahn ''(Ha! Easter my ass, you’re not in the Bible. You’re a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!)''

9) Napoleon Dynamite ''(You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnome. Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell and escargot the heck home? )''

10) Vince Offer>Ben Franklin>Billy Mays ''(Your style is so broke, they call you "Poor Richard". It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper!)''

11) Gandalf (YOU SHALL NOT PASS!)

12) Dr. Seuss ''(You bore people to death! You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth!)''

13) Mr. Rogers ''(I teach the whole world of children, I can tell. You call yourself T cause your too dumb to spell.'')

14) Christopher Columbus ''(I am the fabric of history, you're a fictional stain! I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain)''

15) I didn't like this battle, but if I had to choose a winner, Nice Peter (I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.You've got as much music talent as Chuck Fucking Norris)

16) Adolf Hitler ''(Everything you do is an epic fail! Now stand at attention and Seig fucking Heil!)''

17) Master Chief ''(You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!)''

18) Mario Bros (Look at these two their lives must have been horrible.Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!)

19) Tie  Michael Jackson: (Ohhh, it's about time for a Thriller, didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla.) Elvis Presley:  (Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy, don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!)

20) Cleopatra (You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies, they should call you Miss Carriage)

21) Steve Jobs>Bill Gates>HAL 900 (A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes, a man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes!)

22) Frank Sinatra ''(Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes! With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!)''

23) Barack Obama>Abe Lincoln>Mitt Romney (You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me, I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me)

24) Doc Brown ''(Despite all your companions, you couldn't be having less sex. I don't know what's lamer: your fans or your special effects)''

25) Tie Bruce Lee: (A man who argues with people who aren't even there, is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!)  Clint Eastwood: ''(You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop. So go ahead...make my iPod.)'

26) Batman ''(Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck. I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck. )''

27) Moses (When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf)

28) Adam ''(My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it. Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?)''

29) Martin Luther King Jr. (I’m the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia, no shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya!)

30) Thomas Edison ''(Without me, here's a taste of what this battle would be; No lights, no camera, no sound. See?)''

31) Babe Ruth ''(You live strong, beat cancer, congratulations! Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation!)''

32) Tie   Mozart: '' (Why don't you put down your Cubase and pick up a real bow? I rocked hard than you when I was five years old!)  Skrillex:  (Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus. 'You might have been a genius, but you died baroque and worthless!)''

33) Stalin>Gorbachev=Lenin>Rasputin>>>>>>>Putin  Stalin: (Dropped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler) Gorbachev:  ''(I have the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, player! Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!) Lenin: (Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Looking like something out of R.L. Stine!) Rasputin: (Cool mustache, Wario. Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry, yo!'') And errrrrrr..... Putin sucked imo.

34) Boba Fett (if not him, then Hitler) ''(They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me? I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea!)''

35) Tie  Blackbeard:  (Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear, I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer!) Al Capone: ''(Been slappin' bitch ass Teaches back since I was 14. You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween)''

36) Joan of Arc (Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank, your manager's riding you to the achy breaky bank!)

37) Pablo Picasso ''(Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap! You're the PBS version of Nickelback!)''

38) Tie Michael Jordan: ''(I choke a dope with his own jump rope! You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!) Muhammad Ali: (You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf. Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself!) ''

39) Donald Trump>J.P Morgan>The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come>Ebenezer Scrooge>Kanye West Trump: (''You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini, cause you disgust me. Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me, don't even touch me!) Morgan: (You got dumped on a bench, now you're pissed at the world. You shoulda made like Sebastian, and kissed the girl!'') The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come : (Boo! You're gonna die! No one to love you and no one to cry!) Scrooge: (''Bah humbug, your raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious. What frightens me the most is your gross ghost proboscis!) West: (Well you're about to be right now, I'm the ghost of what's right now!'')

40) Walter White (Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody, always getting saved by some samurai booty!)

My Favorite Dis Raps
1. Justin

2. Jason and Ramone

3. Jennifer

4. Glasscock

5. Nelson, Mark, Steven, and Lucas

6. Joan

7. Tyrance, William, and Reshad

8. James

9. Christian

10. Charles

11. Southwest High

12. Momma Metcalf

13. Daniel

My ERB Family
A lot has happened since my hiatus, so I need to update this BADLY.

My Dad

My Mom (Died during my childbirth)

My Little Brother

My Maternal Grandfather

My Maternal Grandmother

My Maternal Great Grandfather

My Maternal, Deceased Great Great Grandfather

My Maternal Great Uncle

My Geeky Great Uncle

My Maternal Uncle (Passed away)

My Other Maternal Uncle

Long Lost Uncle

My Paternal Grandfather

My Paternal Great Uncle

My Creepy Great Uncle

My Paternal Uncle

My Sassy Paternal Uncle

Another Paternal Uncle

My Quiet Uncle

My Ex-Fiance (Executed courtesy of J1coupe)

My Milk Man

Other Awesome People
That dude watching above us, and I don't mean God

A great dude/rival

He really is awesome

THIS BEAST

He's pretty badass

He's pretty cool

We don't talk that much, but she's cool

What a nut XD

Can't rap to save his life, but you gotta love him

then there's this asshole

A nice dude

Love this girl!

I like Espeon too :3

She's...errrr, I dunno, but I like her

He made my page not suck (as much)

Ideas on this site that I like

 * Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
 * James Bond vs Austin Powers
 * Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
 * Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 * Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
 * Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt
 * Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters
 * Freddy Krueger vs Jack the Ripper
 * Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell 
 * Muhammad Ali vs Mike Tyson
 * Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank
 * Fidel Castro vs Julius Caesar
 * The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers
 * Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet
 * George Lucas vs Steven Spielberg
 * Ace Ventura vs Doctor Doolittle
 * Jack Sparrow vs Popeye
 * Amelia Earhart vs Charles Lindbergh
 * King Tut vs Yugi Moto
 * Tony Stark vs Margaret Thatcher
 * Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres

My ideas

 * Chubby Checker vs Psy (singers who created popular ways of dancing; Gangnam Style vs The Twist)
 * Jack vs David (giant slayers)
 * Zorro vs The Lone Ranger (mysterious masked men)
 * Leonardo Da Vinci vs Pablo Picasso (multitalented artists)
 * Marco Polo vs Dora the Explorer (people travel all over the Earth)
 * Shaun White vs Tony Hawk (X-treme snowboarder vs X-treme skateboarder)
 * George Washington vs George W. Bush (self explanitory)
 * Jill Valentine vs Buffy (women who are destined to kill undead creatures)
 * Whitney vs Jillian Michaels (gym leaders)
 * Edward Snowden vs Judas Iscariot (traitors)
 * Atilla the Hun vs Vlad the Impaler (savage, bloodthirsty men)
 * Groucho Marx vs Chris Rock (comedy hosts)
 * Arnold Scwarzenegger vs Ronald Reagan (actors turned politicians)

Top Somethings
Order of Pokemon Generation preferences:

4>6>3>2>5>1

Hottest chicks in Pokemon
10. Lyra

9. Korrina

8. Serena

7. Candice



6. Elesa

5. Misty

4. Clair

3. Hilda

2. Skyla

1. Whitney <333333333333333

Coolest guys in Pokemon
10. Blaine

9. Red

8. Hilbert

7. Ethan

6. Will

5. Wattson

4. Grimsley

3. Clemont

2. Morty

1. Silver <333333333333333

Favorite Pokemon
20. Hydreigon

19. Skarmory

18. Sandslash

17 Mawile

16. Mincinno

15. Wooper

14. Floatzel

13. Gallade

12. Manectric

11. Machop

10. Reuniclus

9. Absol

8. Sentret/Furret

7. Ampharos

6. Yanmega

5. Phanpy/Donphan

4. Hitmontop

3. Scizor

2. Houndoom

1. Sneasel/Weavile <333333333333333

Favorite Football Teams
5. Seattle Seahawks

4. Detriot Lions

3. Carolina Panthers

2. Washington Redskins

1. New England Patriots <333333333333333

Worst Footbal Teams Ever
5. New Orleans Saints

4. San Francisco 49ers

3. New York Giants

2. Pittsburg Steelers

1. Dallas Cowboys BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yankees suck too but they aren't a football team.

Wanted ERB ideas
10.  Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres

9.  Jack Sparrow vs Popeye

8.  Tony Stark vs Margaret Thatcher

7.  Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft

6.  The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers

5.  Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt

4.  Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet

3.  Fidel Castro vs Julius Caesar

2.  Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters

1.  Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

Favorite User Battles
10. Loygan's Superman vs Goku

9. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:NightHawk9001/Confucius_vs_Yoda._Epic_Fanmade_Battles_of_History_12. Night's Confucius vs Yoda]

8. BTTF's Sheldon Cooper vs Sir Isaac Newton

7. Stofferex's Godzilla vs Elmo

6. Loygan's Captain America vs George Washington

5. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:NightHawk9001/Greg_Heffley_vs_Anne_Frank._Epic_Fanmade_Battles_of_History_9. Night's Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank]

4. Loygan's Mark Zuckerburg vs Alexander Graham Bell

3. Loygan's Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Moto 2

2. Basalt's Slenderman vs Tail's Doll (It's so awful its awesome!)

1. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:J1coupe/Ghostbusters_vs._Mythbusters._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_History. J1coupe's Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters]

My Epic Rap Battles
Season 1

1. Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

2. Chubby Checker vs Psy

3. Julius Caesar vs Fidel Castro

4. Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt

5. Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde

6. Whitney vs Jillian Michaels

7. Usain Bolt vs Sonic the Hedgehog

8. Jack vs David

 DISCONTINUED      :(

My User Battles
Season 1

1. Dragonsblood23

2. [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC_USER_RAP_BATTLES_OF_WIKISTRY!_STWEAVILE6_VS_LAKUITABRO01 LakuitaBro01