User blog:This is the day/Thor (Averageowen) vs Superman (This is the day)

Well, me and User:Averageowen decided to do a rap battle, with him as Thor and me as Superman.

Thor (Owen):
The Names Thor of Asgard no I ain't no myth,

You are more like a woman then one named Sif.

What are you gonna do give me a curse?

Superman isn't gonna be pretty when I smash him back to Earth

I gave a dude super powers by my hammer

the only thing you gave were viewers' cancer.

I am the god of thunder, you are the god of pants

the only thing your named after is a gene of plants

Superman (Day):
You want to step to Kal-El, accept a super beating

You couldn't even beat this Superman with cheating

Let alone that low quality flow apparent in every word

There are only the two of us, you're still in third

Get back to Viking times with your hammer and cape

I'm a Kryptonian, so your life is what's at stake

You try to sample interracial but your game's lost

Kick this blonde Marvel back to the Bifrost

Thor (Owen):
You couldn't beat a mortal with no powers, let alone a villian.

Stop pervin' on woman with your puny x ray vision

Your afraid of a rock that glows green

You looked at the Hulk and made a scene

I'll send you to Ragnarök with Loki also

You must be afraid cause you going to Hel

stop shooting yourself and falling of a horse

accept you fate from a god of Norse!

Superman (Day):
So that's the best you bring against a man of justice?

Leave a mythology ripoff defeated while I'm trusted

to take out any Marvel, winning fights 24 SEVEN

From the Fortress knock you to your fictional heaven

Best you got is jabs about Jane and Sif the unattainable

My rapping is unlike your dad's power - sustainable

(Fast:)

Ragnarok? Wasn't that the man fated to destroy the guy I'm seeing, and

The simple truth is, like DC over Marvel, Kryptonians dominate Asgardians

Who won? Superman (This is the day) Thor (Averageowen)