User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture Pilot - JPEG vs PNG



Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm back, everyone's most least favorite rap writer, Isotope! I'm here to blow you(r mind)! Here we have the two most nefarious image formats duking it out! I'm not doing any player cards since using them are pretty wonky.

This is just a test to see if you guys would like this idea. Make sure, jpeg has like NO benefits, so I had to resort to irony and memes and a 3rd party. Other battles will be better. Trust me. I'm adding links so you can understand some refrences, feed back would be greatly appreciated!

Beat: "Internet Rap" - Ill Instrumentals

ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE

.jpeg

VS

.png

BEGIN!

.png (0:13)
Push aside buddy, .png's here for succession.

You lost Ms. Lossy when it comes to compression.

Your celled cubes are stiff, my data comes back free,

Choosy designers choose .gif, but right minded choose me!

Your colors are so off, that it rattles my codes.

You've got so many artifacts, I'd call you Indiana Jones.

Jpeg, I pity you, I'm a graphics Godzilla.

I see you're a big fan, 2nd to Mozilla.

.jpeg (0:40)
Irate piracy pirate with a pixely 'peg leg,

Your pic's too smooth, looks like you need more jpeg!

You have 0 popularity and it's quite apparent.

That your rapping style is absurdly transparent.

.png (0:54)
That must've been harsh- if I could read your diss!

But do I look like I know what a .jpeg is?

My flows are so smooth so best not test me!

Your only followers are "lol so tru xD!"

.jpeg (1:08)
Ugh, I can't stand it! Stop it! PLEASE!

.gif, my fellow Imgurian, please fill in for me.

.gif (1:15)
.png, you aren't the best quality, in need of an Interchange.

Watch out 'cause this ain't the first war I've made.

I'm running circles around ya, make you feel all loopy!

Contest me? You'll find out why they call me Hard G!

Downvoted! You're the scum I'd wipe on my doormat!

I shall reclaim my fame as the name of the best picture format!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE!

Who won? PNG JPEG and GIF

See ya later!