User blog:Dragonsblood23/Britain VS America

I decided to just have 1 verse each for them cause i'm lazy so...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

GREAT BRITAIN

VS

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

BEGIN

Great Britain
British Man:

Cheerio pip pip let's fight America 1 last time!

Dr. Jekyll:

Just look at you, your just a big advertisment sign.

Harry Potter:

You got so many Mcdonalds no wonder why your the fattest!

Drunk Man:

Like Vietnam you'll lose to our British rap madness!

John Cleese:

My silly walks are more normal then any of your reality shows.

Monty Python:

Our country is more gunny and can take down your curlie, larry, and moe.

The Beatles:

We have songs to remeber your still waiting for another Backstreet Boys today

All:

It's time that your country will finally lose to the UK

United States of America
Barack Obama:

The British are coming....again you trying to act like Bane.

Tom Sawyer:

After all we saved your ass from Adolf Hitler and his gang.

Backstreet Boys:

We may not have been famous for boy bands but at least we didn't create 1D.

Matt Lauer:

It's time that CBS,ABC, FOX, and NBC take down your precious BBC.

Chuck Norris:

Democractic, Rebulican,Independant or not at least we didn't have the Profumo scandel.

Bill Cosby:

All yours wars against us were complete lost so there's nothing we can't handle.

Morgan Freeman:

Stop your tea that causes Bad Teeth, Stop being so Fancy, and stop the monarchy!

All:

Cause in The End America will win as you say over and over "God Save The Queen"

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Who won? Great Britain United States Of America