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Greg Heffley VS. Nikki Maxwell



Greg Heffley: I’m Greg make no mistake about the bank

that I crank when a book of mine gets put to the stores 

your books are horrible,deplorable bores,

That can’t top me, did you see the report?

Think you can outflow me but you can bring your girls Chloe and Zoe

and you three can both blow me 

I am the OG with the case that I put my trophies in em

I’m recognized worldwide by the awards I win from Nickelodeon

When it comes to whack flows Nikki is loading em

Listen to The Ugly Truth and Getaway

No One even knows you anyway

When I get to spit this phrase

Get to face the Dog Days

Nikki Maxwell: I wanted Brandon Roberts not Brandon Field 

giving me your personal spiel 

This is not a journal this is diarrhea

I wouldn’t want to be ya when I see ya 

Being a klepto megalomaniac Sociopath 

Getting his ass passed 

while he’s Zacking off on the track 

Stabbing your friend in the back while you’re breaking his arm 

putting your family and friends in harm

You say you were dominating Hollywood 

but you’re too busy trying to give Holly, wood

I’ll use my extermination scholarship

This pest will know what I’ll do with it

You so wimpy

You so gimpy

Do you wanna hit me

or get frisky with the Nikki 

The only legacy you’ll ever lead

is a game of tag with a piece of cheese 

in Japanese my name means diary 

Try to step to me you’ll forever tank

You can eat these words like you eat Rowley’s beef frank 

Anne Frank :Why are you using my last name 

Because you and Greg ain’t got no damn game 

When you come to think of me

You think of the tragedy, casualty

Of living in a Jewish family 

But I talked about sexuality

And added my own comedy

So in reality

You’ll falter when you copy me

Nikki you try to act like the next Rihanna 

But you’re a prima donna like your sister Brianna

Greg You talk about blowing but your last film was a rough ass sucker

The casting department was drunk enough to cast this mother Drucker

Nice to meet you the next Rodrick

Both of you thinking you hot shit

Stepping up to the boss bitch

Your books are Holly-caustic 

Send your whack raps down to Auschwitz

Better get to feeling skittish

Before I spit some Yiddish

It is true yo flow is so shitty

I’ll go and tell it to my friend Kitty 

Greg boy you were the Third Wheeler

I died from typhus but you can call it Cabin Fever 

Nikki you call yo self a Not-so whatever

I hid from the Nazis in my endeavors

My rhymes are Old School this generation’s too sheltered

You two are both fools probably thought I was Helen Keller

Everybody huddle ‘round

I just took this double down 

Who won who’s next you decide 

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