User blog:TruthBrood/Indiana Jones vs Nathan Drake

'''Hello ladies and gentlemen! TruthBrood here! Today we've got the battle of the explorers, which is always nice! Indiana Jones vs Nathan Drake!'''

The Battle
EPIC *Bark* TruthBrood Rap Battles!

Indiana Jones!

VERSUS!

NATHAN DRAKE!

Nathan Drake
Nathan Drake's quest is to diss out this hog

My game was made by Naughty Dog, whilst you're named after a dog!

Why even try? Your whip can't do shit

You're a wannabe James Bond, and you're nothing but a bitch

All of your companions are just bags of bones

Just watch as my victory ends you, Mister Jones

All you care about is your hat, and your enemies are jokes

After Kindgdom of The Crystal Skull your franchise has been broke!

Jones
The O.G Explorer's gonna snatch this win,

When I whip this wannabe right in his shin

Don't ty to use a gun, I'm the pistol-swingin' master

Your victory is remote, and Uncharted's a disaster

I've still got it! Don't call me an old man

Your game is so unrealistic, you're in the sun for so long and you don't have a tan?

Whoever chose you as a main character. He chose... Poorly

Your raps are confusing, even more than your story!

Nathan Drake
I'm done with your crap, don't try to whip your way out

Why're you always so intese? There's no need to shout

You take everything seriously, way too much

Out of all the games ever made, Uncharted's the best of the bunch

Jones
You're just a Lone Wanderer, your victory will Fallout

Why don't you just die in the desert after you start to pout?

I'm done with this, meet the bullet of my gun

Oops! Forgot my hat! You're dead, son!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPICTRUTHBROODRAPBAAAAAATTTTTLEEEEEEEEESSSSS!

Who won? Nathan Drake Indiana Jones