User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 17 Big Time Rush vs The Monkees

In the 17th edition of ERBoF4, BTR, a modern boy band with a TV show, battles The Monkees, an old boy band with a TV show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE6y-iB_eWc Monkees start at 0:15

MC Mr Napkins- Kendall Schmidt

Shane Dawson- James Maslow

KassemG- Carlos Pena

Nice Peter- Logan Henderson

Joey Graceffa- Davy Jones

EpicLLOYD- Peter Tork

George Watsky- Michael Nesmith

PewDiePie- Micky Dolenz

Shay Carl- Gustavo Roque (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

THE MONKEES

VS

BIG TIME RUSH

BEGIN!

Monkees-
Hey hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around,

But they haven't seen anything yet, you awful teenage clowns!

Four Biebers in a boy band, and signed with Nicklodeon,

We're about to mop the floor with you, so call up the custodian,

Your boss is a fat man, no talent and no feelings,

Our fame is so fucking large it shoots outta the ceilings!

Even One Direction makes better music than you fools,

All you are is the crappy sound from iPods in high schools,

You aren't in a Daydream, your popularity's gonna end,

Who the hell are you kidding? Cymphonique's your only friend!

BTR-
Kendall- You call that music?

Carlos- No wonder no one chooses it!

Logan- We're the new band, and you're gonna lose this,

Kendall- Our sales rates Elevate, we roll in tons of dates,

James- That's because our songs are so damn great!

Logan- Show Me what you've got, it can't top our raps,

Carlos- Your horrible music makes parties collapse!

Monkees-
Music never Sounds Better with U,

But hell, admit it! That, you already knew!

We're immortal through history, the Monkees are never forgotten,

If you still think you can win, well, proceed with caution!

Kendall, you look like a nerdy blond Jew!

And anything is better than James, take a clue!

You there, Carlos! You can't get a girl, just accept that!

Your acting is more annoying than a little fucking gnat!

And Logan! The guy no one even knows,

We hate everything about your teen-friendly shows!

So face the fact that you just aren't good!

Give up now! You all know you should!

BTR-
James- If you think your famous, you aren't, you're just old!

Kendall- People hate you more than the common cold,

Logan- I prefer the evil squid form of you, Davy Jones,

Carlos- You all will be forgotten just like the Rolling Stones,

Kendall- The new generation is taking over quickly,

Logan- And you've never heard of me? Well, what about Micky?

James- It takes some major skill to become famous and not do drugs,

Carlos- I couldn't hear that last verse, I was wearing my ear plugs,

James- Before you mess with us, remember one thing,

Kendall- Since 2009, we've been the musical kings!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE4Cfnms1_w) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!