User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Epic NextGen Battles of History 2

Here's at it. Will return to #1 later.

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Epic Rap Battles of Historeee. DARTH MAUL. VERSUS! JOSEPH STALLLLLINNNNN! BEGIN!

Joseph Stalin
HA!

One death is a tragedy,

Yours will be a comedy!

Death solves all problems!

No Maul, no problem!

It is no mystery, you are my instrument now!

The Sith legends you must disavow.

Too many horns on your head, you fucking Devil,

No one ever dares to stoop down to your level.

To you I award my official seal!

Let the Red Army rain the wrath of Steel!