User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Mario vs. Wario

Two of Nintendo's most popular characters (and rivals) go up against each other in a clash of raps. Who wins? You decide! Note: I previously posted this on my deviantart page, so that's why it may seem familiar to some lol

Mario:

It’s a me, Mario! And I’m about to overthrow

An ugly hack douche who goes by the name of Wario

Quit ripping so much gas you stupid poser

Then again, that’s not so bad, cause your face is so much grosser

Look at you, thinking you’re so hot dressed in yellow

Mona told me last night, that she wishes she met another fellow

I’m giving you a beatdown while rocking these overalls

It’s the end for you Wario, so suck my fireballs!

Wario:

Hold the phones, is this red-clad prick talking to me?

I didn’t know this was Super Bitch Bros. for the Nintendo Wii

Don’t think you got this battle in a bag, you brainless stooge

Cause you’re popularity’s shrinking, while mine’s getting huge

Oh, so you say you showed Mona a good time?

Well last night, Princess Peach was looking awfully fine.

<p class="MsoNormal">Come at me if you even dare, Super Dorkio

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause after this, I’ll be crowned the new face of Nintendo

<p class="MsoNormal">Mario:

<p class="MsoNormal">You more popular than me? Ha! That’s quite a laugh

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just pouty because I’ve got a better mustache

<p class="MsoNormal">When one thinks of video games, they think of me

<p class="MsoNormal">Go prepare your funeral, cause my hammer is the last thing you’ll see

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wario: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">You should get a power-up that’ll write you better rhymes

<p class="MsoNormal">Stop eating so much pasta, cause it’s going straight to your thighs

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll blow you a fart that’ll crack all of your bones

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re game career is over, let me point you to the retirement home

<p class="MsoNormal">[Luigi enters the battle]

<p class="MsoNormal">Luigi:

<p class="MsoNormal">The Big, Bad, and Green has now entered the arena

<p class="MsoNormal">Listen to you two rap, ugh, mama mia!

<p class="MsoNormal">Mario, listen bro, you have simply just got to go

<p class="MsoNormal">Yoshi’s box needs cleaning, so now I’m going to run this show

<p class="MsoNormal">And you there, standing in the yellow, looking like someone filled you with jello

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll never be respected, cause your games don’t have the phrase Super Mario

<p class="MsoNormal">Get out of here both of you, cause it’s all about Luigi

<p class="MsoNormal">You refuse my advice? Well then, just come right at me.

<p class="MsoNormal">[''Mario and Wario stare at Luigi looking annoyed. Mario charges a fireball and Wario pulls out a beam sword.'']

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Luigi: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ah, shi…

<p class="MsoNormal">

Who won? Mario Wario Luigi