User blog:ATinyFloatingWhale/Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats vs Tigerisnormal: Epic Rap Battles of the Whale Scale 1

First installment of my new comedy series, ERBoTWS 1! This battle pits Wiki user Tigerisnormal against Muppet band Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE WHALE SCALE!

TIGERISNORMAL

VS

LITTLE CHRISSY

BEGIN!

Tiger:

It's just your friendly neighborhood Tiger here

Verse this blue flamboyant freak who needs a puppeteer

Just to move at all, you're lacking any gall

I'm a Smash Bros champion, without your crew you'll surely fall

This Tiger is fiercer than any one in the wild

While you're singing pussy music meant for a child

Your music's Rockin' Me to Sleep, concede this battle of wits

Or this user's gonna blow you up to Alpha-Bits

Little Chrissy:

You're in my hood now, welcome to Sesame Street

Prepare to face the wrath of the Alpha-Beats

Green Guy

We rock the guitars

Pink Guy

And the keyboard too

Little Chrissy

While you just sit on your computer watching porn and YouTube

Born on October 31st? That explains the way your face looks

Green Guy

I'd rather rap against a monster from the children's books

Pink Guy

Made your own Wiki? Must be an attention whore

All

Why don't you turn the other way and Exit out the door?

Tiger

Your lines are pathetic, you must not Go to School

You're Alive? Not for long, when I diss a mop-haired fool

It's an Injustice when I have to face a blue chick and gay twins

You're the dumbest fools I've ever met, better Start Kindergarten

Little Chrissy

Please, we've been making music since 1973

Pink Guy

While you're probably a 12 year old always near a comp screen

Green Guy

Really bored with your life? Well, you've bored us with your rhymes

All

Better Cluck around the Clock, chicken, cause you're out of time!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

Who won? Tigerisnormal Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats

How do I do the table thing?