Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe/Rap Meanings

Marilyn Monroe
'''Whose rap flows the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is.'''

Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses!

You could never kick my ass, so kiss my clitoris!

This ugly hag and Kassem G got matching noses!

Cleopatra
You better hold more than your skirt, Miss, please!

I'm the Queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me!

Plus, you've got so much experience down on your knees,

Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read!

You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot.

Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box!

I'm a descendant of the gods; don't anger me, trick!

You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates!

Monroe
I've had some ugly boys, but you're forgetting the others,

like Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you fucked your own brothers!

You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace,'

gettin' low on Marc Antony, tossing Caesar's salad!

You wear too much eyeliner for anyone to adore you.

You might as well be working the door at Sephora!

''I got an ass that won't quit! You had an asp and got bit--on the tit!''

Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet!

Cleopatra
You've still got no children after your third marriage;

you've lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage!

You got an hourglass figure, but that's about it!

A candle in the wind that can't act for shit!

Monroe
Translate this into hieroglyphs:

"Your sandy vagina has a seven-year itch!"

'''My best friends are diamonds! You can't beat me, quit trippin'!'''

Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian!