User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh's rap battle's atticus finch vs pheonix wright

(now before we begin i would like to get something off my chest the comma means the rhyme part and the end of a verse so yeah)

Announcer
josh's epic rap battles! atticus finch vs pheonix wright begin!

atticus finch
hello there my name is atticus finch i am here to put away this lieing snitch pheonix wright is jsut a chep lawyer who

never went to law school he may be self taught but in court that is not cool,i am lyrically dissing this cheap attorney

with faux hair now that i am done send him to the chair,

Pheonix wright
it's true i am self taught but that good is not to be said for you your from a movie that was too old for the screen and

only that but for half the screen time you are barely seen, this ace attorney is gonna stick it to you straight it's a sin

to kill a mockingbird but when you lose there is not gonna be any hate,

Atticus Finch
your days of being an attorney are over seeing you gave up mantle just for losing a case so you gave it to a young

inexperienced man named apollo justice and dissapeared without a trace, no wonder you left you fail at this job

no go back to eating danishes you snob

Pheonix wright
objection! your not right in the head you may be good at shooting but you failed to defend your client and then

everyone went silent, it's clear i won this case so  no more haste, i am the winner of this battle so go away go home

cause there is where you can stay, your nothing but a sham no wonder you didn't get sequel you are not up there

with the greats like she hulk your jsut waste

She hulk
hey stop insulting me that's sexist my friend you will never win you both need to eat more your looking thin,

i am a female attorney i give daredevil a run for his money

Daredevil
It's true

She hulk
you mr. wright you made a comback only on wiiware so they will have to wait till they got enough money

and when it comes to fans it ain't even funny, your fandom is dying no you sham you both are no better then

???
BIRDMAN!!,

Harvey birdman
harvey birdman attorney at law i've been sitting far away jsut to enter and cause your downfall

heck i am a better lawyer just ask sal mr. wright i find you guilty of running out of steam atticus you'll never get a

sequel don't you see?,  ms. walters your comic is cancelled and and you died at the end of civil war oops spoiler,

you are both down for the count cause i was adult swim's original og supeheror lawyer  now get you eyes pecked out

by avenger,

Avenger
CAW!

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WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!, STAY TUNED FOR JOSH'S RAP BATTLE!, (GAVEL BANGS)  COURT AJOURNED!