User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.99: Pancho Villa vs Crazy Horse

Not another one!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

PANCHO VILLA

VS

CRAZY HORSE

BEGIN!

Crazy Horse

Rolling up in my wagon box, Crazy Horse is here for a fight.

I'm chief to the Lakota people and a great listener at night.

Took on captain Fetterman and his men 'cause I'm the shirt wearer boss.

Your sister was sexually assaulted, 'cause Negrete wanted a quick toss.

Francisco the hat you wear is much too big, I'll admit.

So let me say this before you start spitting bullshit.

When I take Black Buffalo Woman back to my teepee, you'll have to take on my tribe.

But you couldn't handle these deadliest warriors 'cause all you know is how to bribe.

Pancho Villa

It's Pancho Villa against the last sundance kid.

Killing more american people then Butch Cassidy did.

No make up, no war bonnet, no courage, are you a leader or a bystander?

Tho you don't stand a chance against the division of the north commander.

I call you crazy donkey, 'cause you're making an ass out yourself.

Your tribe's insane, who calls their kids Little Hawk and Black Elk?

You call yourself an native american, but I'll call you a fucking tramp.

'Cause you are less relevant these days, then your 13 cent stamp.

Crazy Horse

My face is on the side of the black hills, yours is on wanted posters.

You act all big and tough, but you're less threatening than a mobster.

You were only governor for a year, that's as short as your dick.

Zapata thought you were allies, you only used him as your sidekick.

Pancho Villa

You couldn't resist these chihuahua's eyes, otherwise I'll split you into 4 parts.

'Cause I'm the mexican womaniser on fire, known for stealing 75 hearts.

I'm the world's greatest bandit, more spicier than my chicken mix.

So it's time for another surrender horsey, otherwise I'll take your pic.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

