User blog:EpicRapBattleWriter50/Waluigi vs Luigi

Waluigi:

Ahaha! Prepare your paranormal vacuum cleaner!

You're about to get pummeled by someone leaner and meaner

I don't play fair, and I don't pick on my own size

You'll be kicked to the sky, blue like the liner round' my eyes (Wah!)

I sport a stellar sporty stache, it's pointy as a blue shell

Bowser may have fire but Waluigi will give you hell

(Wah!) You're a scaredy cat, obnoxious brat who'll always be in second

If you were in first, you would be cheating I reckon

Luigi:

I may be in the shadow of my brother, I'll admit

But with that low of a BMI, you should play some Wii Fit!

King Boo might be scary, but you're more of a terror

Lookin' like a pervert creeping on Peach, you really scare her

You're purple like the toxic water in the jungle, not surprising

Also not shocking: the little Toads you're terrorizing

You're a rip off of me: my name, my letter, my glove

No wonder you like tennis cause it's the only place you find love