User blog:Stofferex/Princess Luna vs Nostalgia Critic- WTFRBoW 3

Welcome to the 3rd episode of WTF Rap Battles of...whatever. Today we got a suggestions thats makes totally legit sense. Naw but in all seriounsess I got this suggestions from a slot machine game or some shit. Well fuck you.

Today we got the Night horse, Princess Luna, competing against the side kick of Roger Ebert, Nostalgia Critic.

So, here...bitch

The Battle
W T F RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER! BITCH

THE BATMAN PRINCESS

VS

AVGN- WAIT I MEAN ANGRY JOE- WAIT I MEAN...URGH UGH JUST

BEGIN!

Even if your name would be Alexander, you’re still not great
I am Motherbucking Luna a.k.a the night

You’re getting your ass beat so hard, you’ll get stage fright

I make your worst nightmare come true, buck that guy Freddy

I stole a sniper rifle from Call of Duty so steady...steady

Just like your dark moon, this is the your ultimate end

You think your humor is funny Doug? Shit, I rather watch AVGN

NC:

Hello I’m the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don’t have to

And really bronies? This piece of blue shit is what you jack to?

You wanna fuck with me? I don’t give a fuck, so tough luck

And yes you idiot, it’s called ”fuck” not fucking ”buck”!

I rip off your hair and then I kick your a-wait plot? Yeah plot

And your sister is the princess of the sun, so it’s impossible for you to be ”hot”

You’re so lonely and friendless, thats why you’re blue, its true

Friendship IS magic, I mean, it disappeared right infront of you

Luna:
My words, those words, what was it that I just heard?

Well I order my guards to buck you up, JOIN THE HERD!

Admit it, you wish you can have me as your Nostalgia Chick

But if you get too close, I’ll give you a kick like it was SPARTA KICK

I’m moon rocking this shit, too cool to rock a guitar

And all of your lines fits in a ”Top 11 buck ups” you retard

Your pants are too small, I mean, I can see that you’re rock hard

Just buy a new pair please, here take my credit card

*Critic takes her credit card and looks at it. Then he realises...*

Nc:

A Luna...credit...CARD!?

Luna:

Did...did I say anything wrong?

NC

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I had it with this Mr Ed bitch who thinks she’s Batman

Oh you have a crown? Well I have hands (ooooh!)

I wish you were still on the moon, oh too soon you baffon?

I rather face some another shitty generic toon cartoon

And don’t you get it? YOU’RE NOT HOT, YOU’RE OLDER THAN GEORGE CLOONEY

And tell me, is there any other thing you do except for Mooning?

And now everyhting we’ve said and everything we went through

My answer is: Yes, I would go on a date with you :3

*Kaboom!*

Batman:
You both need to shut the fuck up you fools. You ain’t cool

You both scream so much I feel like I’m being yelled at at school

Now Luna you pussy, you better give back my god damn night

And Critic *sigh* you leave me brain dead just with your ugly sight

I’m Batman bitch, you can’t compete, so kiss my butt cheek

I’m Batman bitch, you both are just shitty Joker freaks!

I’m Batman bitch and I smack you both with my jerk hand

Oh you don’t know who I am? Well let me tell ya I’M BATMAN! bitch

WHO WUN? WHO DISLIKES? YOU DECUDE!

W T F BUTTLES OF RAP...WHATEVES!

Poll
Who won? Nightmare Mooning Doug Walker over your dead grandma's grave THE GODDAMN BATMAN...bitch Princess Luna X Nostalgia Critic...wtf!?