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Bob Marley vs Robert E. Lee
Jamaican reggae singer, Bob Marley, and Commander of the Confederate Army in the American Civil War, Robert E. Lee, rap against each other to see who has the better side, peace or war

Cast
Snoop Dogg as Bob Marley

EpicLLOYD as Robert E. Lee

Bob Marley
Wake up Granny Lee, have you lost your dentures?

Or have all your decent raps been left in the trenches?

This is a simple question, let's make the answer neat

Does the E stand for easy, so you're Easy-Lee beat?

I won't accept that you're a fighter, however long you beg

They'll make soldiers out of anyone that has arms and legs

You caught a disease while you were waiting for your nap

But you couldn't blame Aphasia for your lack of good raps

Robert E. Lee
The education of a man is never completed 'til he dies

But for you, it never started, now you'll join it where it lies

So Get Up, Stand Up Marley, learn to obey

Or you'll find yourself sliced, in a non-Civil way

Your group of Wailers really are a gang of wailing little turds

I'll flip you up like I'll flip you the Three Little Birds

You should stop smoking the ganja, go and put it in the shade

I'll Ace you Joker, they call me the true King of Spades

Bob Marley
Calm down brother, let's have some peace on the streets

I'll could get you higher than your own battle defeat

It takes you Seven Days to even think of decent lyrics

This Buffalo Soldier's leaving me in hysterics

I'll get my kids on you, bitch, I've got more than a dozen

You're so desperate for love that you fucked your third cousin

You're just a grandad, more black and white than a panda

I Shot the Sheriff, don't even get me started on Commanders

Robert E. Lee
This is War Marley, not some shit Jeremy Kyle

I'm rapping ripper rhymes like i rip a Rasta's style

You got a symbol? Wanna see yellow green and red?

Well you'll see them very clearly when I cap you in the head

Marble Model set in stone on the streets of Virginia

Stamping you flat like my name's Lavinia

Beat you AK-47 times 'fore I rocket launch a

Weed-smoking prick to Jamaica, I warned ya

Poll
Who won? Bob Marley Robert E. Lee