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Neil Armstrong VS Buzz Lightyear

Neil: At least I've got an arm thats why they call me mr strong

and if you think your gunna win this battle then you are wrong

I gotta shiny sexy space suit just like the freakin moon

And I'm really not scared of a kiddy ass cartoon

I'll bash you with my space suits and stab you with american flag

Coz you and woody in that bedroom are so damn sad

NASA owns you bad so kiss my cheesey ass

When I'm finished with you your sight will be the last!

Buzz: Okay maybe I'm a toy but my laser when I'm angry

It will zap you even faster that an ice thin pancake

You think your so though cos you can jump on a ball of rock

Me I go that far up I can even see Mr spock

I have been 1000's of planets the moons far too easy

According to TV up there you were feeling very queesy

Ha, your a human aliens are your biggest worry

I'll get zurg out around here so you better fuckin hurry

Your a dimensions nerd it took you ages to find love

And the doom that I am droppin from up and above

White is too tacky but green is just great

So get back in your space rocket and start to masturbate!

Neil: Dude thats all you've got and don't say it's not

What you doin here anway, you belong in Andys toy cot

Robot, just leave it your increasing the rage

And I'm well beatin you here even though I'm high aged

Respect sid hes the bad ass toy breakin kid

I'm leveling a study better than you ever did

Sorry Lightyear but for you theres no room

If you started crying now I'd be over the moon!

Buzz: This battles so shitty just because of the 1969 bastard

If I practiced my skills a little more you wouldn't have even lasted

My next mission is to go surfing out onto the sun

Sorry now, I gotta go to infinity and beyond!