User blog:JKGame/Banksy vs Kettle Corn: My Little Joke Rap Battles

A joke battle I was planning for April Fool's, but I'm too lazy to wait, so here ya go. "English graffiti artist, Banksy, and random filly from that one MLP episode, Kettle Corn, battle against each other to see...uhh...who's the better artist?" Banksy: Wait, I'm in another rap battle for this wiki? Seriously? I thought I was done. I'm out. Announcer: Wait! It's going to be short! If you don't participate, you're gonna make Kettle Corn cry! Plus, I put a shock collar on your ankle that electrifies you until the battle's done! Banksy: You little turd nugget! Fine, I'll be in the battle!

Battle
My little rap battles.

Banksy

vs

Kettle Corn

Begin.

Banksy:
Look at this, I'm battling some random horse kid.

You really think you can beat me with your rhymes, kid?

Then like the ones you draw, you're just going in circles, kid.

And your raps are like your name: not sweet, but salty, kid

I've been in way too many rap battles anyways, like in Drakan's and that Wonder dude's

I'm out of here now. Bye, you little brat. I've got better things to do.

(Banksy walks away and kicks a can until he falls into a portal for some reason.)

Kettle Corn:
Fine! I didn't even want to battle you anyway!

I only did it because of that JK brony who just came up to me one day!

They call me Kettle Corn 'cause I'm going to pop the ego of this guy!

I'd rather make haikus and circles, so bye bye, old guy!

That's it?

Oh wait, I said this was going to be short.

who won?

You decide, i gess...

my little-

wate, wai am i speekin impropr grammer? AAAAAAAH!!!!!

who won? banksy kettle corn

Outro
Banksy recovers after getting sucked into the portal that appeared for some reason. He looked around and saw that it looked familiar to Kettle Corn's background. He looked at himself and saw that he just became a pony. An unicorn, in case you wanted to know.

"What the-"