User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S EPIC RAP BATTLES- Bill Nye VS Isaac Newton

WOOO. I'm starting to used beats, this one took along time and there's a few lines I'm proud of, all the rest are good as well.

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyhDGhA9bjU

The Battle:
(Announcer starts at 0:03 and ends at 0:11)

LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

BILL NYE

VS

ISAAC NEWTOOOOOOOOOOON

BEGIN!

 (Isaac Begins at 0:12 and ends at 0:34)

Isaac Newton:

Of all the scientific minds in history,

Putting me against you is the biggest mystery,

I mean, I’m a scientist, I know what’s best,

You teaching kids science? That’s a load of P-BS,

The time is nigh, soon Bill Nye will die,

Now’s the time that Newton’s legacy will fly,

You’re just another lonely scientist who has nothing done,

<p class="MsoNormal">Save your raps for someone weaker, I’ve already won,

<p class="MsoNormal">So you want to be rich and famous? In your dreams,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ at the end of this battle Newton’s the one who gleams,

<p class="MsoNormal">The Science Guy will fall, for ever once and for all,

<p class="MsoNormal">No matter, for this catastrophe’s death will be small

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">(Bill begins at 0:35 and ends at 0:57 (including Tyson))

<h3 class="MsoNormal">Bill Nye:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’d say the same for you cuz’ of your girly complexion,

<p class="MsoNormal">You think that I’m going to fall that easily? Correction,

<p class="MsoNormal">No ones heard of you, you could say that you’re old news,

<p class="MsoNormal">I mean, now-a-days, name one person that’s heard of you,

<p class="MsoNormal">You discovered gravity, wow, that’s really a win

<p class="MsoNormal">Maybe that apple knocked you to your senses, you simpleton,

<p class="MsoNormal">So when you start a fight you better look up your facts, clear?

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ if not

<p class="MsoNormal"> <h3 class="MsoNormal">Neil deGrasse Tyson:

<p class="MsoNormal">Watch out, we got a bad a** over here

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">(Isaac begins at 0:58 and ends at 1:09)

<h3 class="MsoNormal">Isaac Newton:

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s obviously something wrong with you, what is it,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re to White and Nerdy, there’s no verse you can spit,

<p class="MsoNormal">You had to trade blows man, that was my rap package,

<p class="MsoNormal">And that meteor that hit Russia? Pssh, nice coverage

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">(Bill begins at 1:10 and ends at 1:21)

<h3 class="MsoNormal">Bill Nye:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well Newton, may you please Consider the Following,

<p class="MsoNormal">Ever since I took the stage you have been falling,

<p class="MsoNormal">You see now Newton, there are still many things to learn,

<p class="MsoNormal">“Dumba** scientist who discovered gravity” Put it on your urn

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Note:
I had so much fun writing this because Bill Nye (despite being born in 2001) was a favorite of mine and try to spot the line I almost fangirled over

Who won? Bill Nye Isaac Newton