User blog:Element K/ERBR; Carl vs Kuzco

Welcome to the 4th ERBR. Today we have llama's with hats. Literally. To get all the references, try watching the movie/youtube series. There's a very special person  who wrote Kuzco's verses. Thanks bae <3

Beat

Battle


VS



Carl  {0:11}:

I'm really big on YouTube so it's obvious YouLose

So stay for your destruction, or leave, you choose

Your movie's so old, you can barely call it 'new'

While I'm sitting here with millions of views

Humour darker than your fur and you're uglier than Yzma

Only takes this Llama to break your kindom and destroy ya

You're a self-centred brat, teach you the meaning of fear!

So before I eat your hands you better Kuz-go outta here!

Kuzco {0:34}:

Eat my hands? No touchy! The emperor's about to spit some rhyme

Against this llama version of Doctor Lecter, it's about time

You must be way dumber than Kronk if you're hoping for a victory

Cause a fifteenth century boy will make out of you a hopeless history

Talk about self-centred brats, didn't you neglect your friend?

You better bow down before me bcause this fight will be your end

This golden ruler from Inca will knock your ass to the ground

Because just like in your last scene, your style has been drowned

Carl {0:56} :

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, toppled over the government

At least my story went somewhere. Well, yours are a dead end!

Sure I drowned, that's why my rhymes are so wet

I'm a dangerous sociopath who can get pretty violent

Speaking of Kronk, aren't you the wife that's pulling his lever?

That's good I guess, cause you won't see Malina again. Ever.

That's what happens when YouTube's psychotic best is against a Disney princess

Paul:

Caaaaaaarl, you just lyrically pwned the empress!

Kuzco {1:19}

Was that supposed to be burn? Your raps are indeed stinky

Even the elders are finding your show weird and icky

You think you can outsmart me? You're indeed stupid as crazy!

Looks like you met Death again here, you're gonna cry again like a baby

My Disney movie gives people good laughs, a right to have fame

And besides that I have a series, and a video game (Boo-yah!)

It's over for you

Pancha:

You just rap this shitty MC down

Kuzco:

You can stay nameless with your series, I'm taking the crown

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!



Who won? Carl Kuzco

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