User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Winston churchill vs sir toppem hat

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES! WINSTON CHURCHILL VS.......

SIR TOPPEM HAT! BEGIN!

WC
it's time for world war 3 cause dropping bombs like teddy did,

your only named for that hat on you lid,

i'm a bulldog you boss trains around,

i'll bite your balls off give you rabies but i won't go to the pound,

you'll see my bite is worse then my bark cause i can reall knock em down,

besides nobody wants you around,

your fat loose some weight get some exercise or something,

no wonder they call you the fat controller get your heart pumping,

STH
my name is sir toppem hat aka the fat controller,

even though i have trains i'll flatten with a steam roller,

you have rapped before but teddy beat you anyway,

i float like a butterfly and bite like a beaver when i'm rapping i don't play,

i will send on a train to hell call this thomas and the hell ride,

you need to get in the bunker best run and hide,

my trains are family to me cause the atleast talk,

you obviously lost cause your addicted to cocaie chalk,

WC
steady there i don't think's it' fair how your comparing me to a fat teddy bear,

want to fight put em up i don't care,

i will send your trains to the scrapyard your a series for kids,

how can you rap against me i will buy your station out and get the highest bid,

i may not be a president but i am still gonna execute you,

cause of the awful things you do,

your a greedy chubb short man who should choke you have a disease,

cause your polluting the island with smog and axle grease,

STH
hold on i have something to say roll it,

well i may be for kids but you don't seem to be on the same side,

gonna drop into your mouth so open wide,

we won our independance no need to be salty,

Thomas
your just jealous cause your plan are faulty,

bust my bumper sir toppem hat why he is so pissed off all the time,

STH
probably because he just got beat twice in this battle of rhyme,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *BRITTISH ANTHEM PLAYS* EPIC RAP BATTLES!