User blog:MetalFire/Rap Battles of Bullshit matchups: Rick and Morty vs Noah and Gir

I don't know anymore, enjoy this silly battle.

Gir:
Here's a suggestion get off the air since nobody likes you

Since no wannabees of Doc Brown and Marty can beat us two

Morty's softer than a Snowball and I got rhymes doper than Jason

The king of horror and I will certainly take the win

Noah:
You two fuckers success is a bigger mystery than my mountain

I make the best battles while you endanger your own grandson

We're Mr.Meeseeking the defeat of these two galactic freaks

Screw this shit back to Homestuck, but I'll still leave you weak

Morty:
Rick! Rick! What kind of adventure are we going on today

Rick:
Shut up Morty *Burps* Well It's blasting these two fgts away

Morty:
Oh that sounds fun! Because Gir here fills up the blogs with his suggestions

At least I don't obsess over cartoons and your battles are a huge abomination

Rick:
Not bad Morty *Burps*, but let the scientist show what he's got

You guys hardly edit and you have less of a purpose than my butter robot

Your writing is lower quality than the pawnshop and your profiles are absurd

This battle will end faster than love and you two are just re-

Morty:
You can't say that word!

Noah:
Those rhymes you spit is worse than Dean and we're real rap gods

Gir:
Damn right we are and these badly drawn toons are nothing, but odd

Noah:
My god you two are even dumber than Summer and Jerry

Gir and Noah:
You two should've never tried to defeat the greatest writers on the wiki

Rick:

 * Burps* Well Morty these loners are obsessed with Five Nights At Freddy's

Morty:
No surprise there Rick! With ferocious rhymes we'll attack you in a frenzy

Rick:
To say it I respect you two users less than I do Bureaucrats

Rick and Morty:
We've beaten you so hard that you'll be retreating to your chat Who Won?? Noah and Gir Rick and Morty Obamas left shoe Jasons humped leg Barrys face