User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Lunch vs Tokyo Ghoul - Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles (Halloween Special)

Guess whos back back again shadys back tell a friend

Today we have the personality switching sneezebot one-woman sadist and masochist duo, Lunch aka Launch, from Dragon Ball (and Z filler) against the one-eyed ghoul protagonist and hero/villain man gone deranged insane, Kaneki Ken, of Tokyo Kushu to see who went crazier when they changed their hair.

Vinny O proofread this battle for me. He also just did a Ken battle a little while ago... and has another one coming out... and will hopefully be in the audio for this one. He may or may not be a fan of the franchise.

Happy Halloween!

I did the cover etc. apparently i forgot a Kaneki TC

Aaron Peters still made the logo

Battle:


Lunch:

A tragedy! A crime vile and without reason!

Not your cannibalism - a review of your second season! achoo

It's not very nice how you like to creep behind a child

Lusting with your eyes up and down their thighs

Think of men as "meat", an awful generalization

Even Piccolo learned better after his reincarnation achoo

Rhyme like fine diamonds, dull rocks are your bars

Feeling hungry? Eat some lead, sweetheart!

Kaneki Ken:

Back from defacing Jason to baste Bulma's replacement

Time for Lunch! The Gourmet'd be abrasive if I wasted

So I'll chew you out then chew you up like you chewed up panels

Choose from all the Kagune on which I've got a handle

To rip you! And tear you! Take you into little bitty pieces

Like they shattered your enjoyment with a million sneezes

And then cut you out the story! Just like you were Nishio!

Too craven to face Red Ribbon - I don't see the issue though.

Lunch:

At least you added diversity to a species of inbreds

But not with Touka - Ayato got more of her interest

Toting RPGs and machetes to shake off these bitches

So I'll be taking the W - like it was the Sleeping Princess

Kaneki Ken:

And yet your plans have landed you back in the Devil's Hand

But I'll eat you up - like your housemate wishes he can

So I suggest the listeners switch the audio to Japanese

Because then you'll be hearing Mami call me her daddy

Outro:
I hope you enjoyed

Who won? Kaneki Ken Lunch

The next one will be whichever one I finish next... but the request is the Deadpool one so I guess I'll try and focus on that one.