User blog:SophisticatedShark/Sophisticated Rap Battles - Katniss Everdeen vs Elsa

Ice vs Fire, Royalty vs Peasant, I drop this battle in the suggestions a few times so I decided to do this battle myself.

Jenna Marbles as Elsa

Jessi Smiles as Katniss Everdeen BEGIN!!!

Elsa
Who can beat the queen of snow? Not some ho knee deep in coal

With the odds in my favor, you should let this battle go

While you kill teens on the TV, getting PTSD

I'll be dropping bombs just like I'm District 13

Cause winter's my bitch while your people freeze to death

You think you're so tough? You got saved by Peeta bread

I saved my kingdom with love, while you need it to survive

When I take off these gloves, girl, prepare to get iced.

Like your daddy in the mines, you're about to go down

With your gang of misfits: a gay, a drunkard, and a clown

Sharper than your love triangles, but you can't make your mind up

Because Catnip here is still bigger pussy than Buttercup

Katniss
So Adelle Dazeem thinks she could straight up battle me?

Well Everdeen will drop a beat like nothing ever seen

I'm the prime survivor of an all-for-one battle

You're a drama queen locked up in her own castle

You're cold and clear, I'll strike your frozen heart

I'm the girl I'm fire, call me Joan of Arc

I'm Katniss baby, I can't miss

Compared to me, your rhymes are just cat piss

I'll take your Marshmellow, turn 'em into smores

Cause we both know I've kicked the Snow's ass before

You shut out your sister, you slammed those doors

I'll shoot an arrow in the bulls-eye of your storm

Elsa
You think you're badass? You've got a flower for a name

Stick to injecting morphine cause you're gonna be in pain

You couldn't even save your precious songbird from the Games

You let everyone you love die, left your baker boy insane

Bitch, I'm the snow queen, you're just a desperate peasant

I'd smash a chandelier onto your little pheasants

I've got rhymes so cold, they'll ice-burn ya frozen.

You've let more people perish than George Tolkein

This Japanese-wannabe thinks she has the skills

but at least I didn't let my own sister get killed

Katniss
You want to talk about deaths? Then what about the ship

where both your parents died, left you an ice cold bitch

And you're calling me desperate? Well you must be forgetting

your sister married a stranger the first day that she met him

And now she's getting hooked with some reindeer-fucker?

I'm about to conceal this no-feelings fixer-upper

You know this won't go well, scram back to Arendelle

I'll be ending this game just like the Quarter Quell

Who Won? Elsa Katniss