User blog:TheAssyrianAssassin1337/Assyrian Assassin Rap Battles 1: PurpleKiren Vs Purple

HERE IT IS. THE REBOOT OF THE BEST RAP BATTLE SERIES ON THIS WIKI! (jokes, obviously) THESE WILL COME EVERY FEW WEEKS.

gREETINGS oRIONAR11111

WELC. THIS RAP BATAL ARE PURPLEKIREN VS PURPLE

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Purplekiren:

poo u purple

you're raps is slow like turtle

i did climbed over you you hurdle

Me are best MC thats mortal

Purple:

Me am winning against you

you're raps is stinky like piece of poo

you look like a jew

i've gotta go lay down because i've got the flu

Purplekiren:

FUCK YOU YOU GOIUD DAM PIECE OF SHIT

YOU'RE RAPS ARE SO FUCKING SHITTY THEY LIKE LOOK

YOU'RE MUM is WLAKINGG ARoND AND DEN SHE WENT ON

TUMBLR anD LOK AT FOTO

Purple:

zzzzzz

YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD YOU DISTREABED MY SLIP

HOLD ME BACK MOTEHRFUKCER

CAUSE IM GOING hAmM ON YOU YOU UGLY FUCK

IM THE BEST RAPPER AND MC SO YoU CAN GO AND GOK TO TOILET!

How is winned.

How is nECk.

YOU Am DACIDE

ASSYRIANASSASSIN RAP BATTLES

How is winned Purple PurpleKiren

Comment if you want to be in the next rap battle. If no one comments wanting to be in it, I will go on chat and ask. (Yes, this is a joke)