User blog:ThyNotShallRap/JakeTheManiac vs ThyNotShallRap. Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

Yo there is legit nothing to say about the battle but here is the link to the main bit of the filth Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament

Coding will be a bitch.

Creme de la Beat



ISH RAP BATTLES OF WONDERY



Versus!



BEGIN

ThyNotShallRap:
I hear you were friends with Nikki, well two less Wiki friends for you,

Specially the numerous times you’ve delayed my interview,

Enough personal beef, try to defeat this elegant eloquence,

Or this Star War will hit you harder than the loss of your relevance!

(Oh) You’re blacked out by Gravity while I can entertain the masses!

Wrestle this Stewart wannabe down to your “Deal with it” glasses!

Crushing you like an Eminem who cracks this carnival whack,

This Lipton hack’s feelin’ T-rap, ‘cause I’m the upper Maniac!

JakeTheManiac:
Alright, Rochester woman, prepare for your rap assassination,

'Cause I spit sick Wind-u to give Jango a second decapitation!

Why don't you stick to making thumbnails no one's ever gonna use,

Then change your infobox to "Thy, as you should now, is gonna lose!"

Speaking of, "fgt" is the only nickname that would suffice you,

I'm also thinking your username's good self-help advice, too!

I brought a Pivot-tal series to top blogs; your Warriors can't usurp me,

You won't best me, try to wrest me and you'll be dead like the Pairs Tourney!

Thy:
<font color = #3399ff>Broken rhymes like your series, you should know you’re nothing Mega!

<font color = #3399ff>I’m known for creativity, you’re known for hosting Sega!

<font color = #3399ff>Just left Jake in checkmate, one last thing to get off my chess-t,

<font color = #3399ff>Even your first blog was a question, any reason to digress?

Jake:
<font color = #ff6600>You think you're on to the next round, but you've hit some road blockage,

<font color = #ff6600>Your fav food's chicken masala, but you're gonna love this Polish sausage!

<font color = #ff6600>So you might as well keep waiting to step in my studio for life,

<font color = #ff6600>'Cause last I checked, I only interview the users people like!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT IN THE ROUND

I FUCKED THAT SHIIIIIIIIT UP

WHO WON? I'm contributing to the cancer.