Things 1 & 2

"Man, we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs!"

- Things 1 & 2

Things 1 & 2 assisted Dr. Seuss in battling William Shakespeare in Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare. They also made cameo appearances in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. They were played by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rappers
Things 1 & 2 are two characters from the Dr. Seuss book The Cat in the Hat. They also appear in the movie of the same name. They are released from a red box the Cat has with him, and mostly cause mayhem when they're out.

Verse 1:


Oh, no, we'll smash your globe.

Yo, you may have wrote the script, but now we running the show!

You can take your fancy words and send 'em back home to your mama.

Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas.

Man, we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs.

We'll break offa your legs. Make no mistake, we in a rage.

All does not end well when we bust out our cage.

You getting upstaged Bill. Yo, you just got played!

Trivia



 * In a way, Thing 1 & Thing 2 are the first team rappers.