User blog:Flashley/epic rap battle assy vs tk

holy shit I got two special guests on this battle duking it out in a battle of rap to see who is right

i cant believe it this is going to be so epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

epic rap battles of history

tkadmit

vs

assyrianassassin1137

begin

Assy:

You hate masculinity, always trying to be mushy

You went to the gynecologist with your girl and they thought you were the pussy

Greatest nation, ain't no way that you can Trump me

My rhymes are presidential so I'll grab you by the pussy

You're so sensitive, I'm surprised you even have fun

You look an Airsoft toy and yell "Ghost gun!!!"

Emotional gun control is just smoke and mirrors

So cry away so I can lube my gun with your tears

You think a whistle can save your life you're in denial

I'll be responsible for my own safety in the meanwhile

With your logic it's hard to be fair

So show me where I offended you on the teddy bear

TK:

Ignorance is bliss but my rhymes are ready to brawl

You drive a truck, and your dick is small

Your gun laws relate to like 1776

Times have changed and VIOLENCE SHOULDN'T EXIST

You just spout that "Trump is making America Great" quote

Let's all be honest, Hillary won the popular vote

Your love for weapons is worse than a nuclear race

Your basement has more guns than a military base

You can call me offended, but I know where I've been

We can all stand together under my safety pin

You're a racist, a bigot, and you think we're not equal

If someone breaks into my house, I'll use non-lethal

Assy:

(laughing) I'm pro-gun and pro-2A

How does that make me a bigot or anti-gay

And I'm pretty sure I was concieved during a threeway

You look at my guns and say they're a disgrace

Tell me how many crimes you stopped with your safe space

Let me guess, you think the government should pay off your loan

While you sit back and yell "this is a gun free zone"

You went to the range, but won't admit that you had fun

Now sit down, son, while I cook bacon with my gun

TK:

You drink light beer, like an unrefined has-been

My beer is never on tap, micro-brewed in Portland

You have ASSAULT RIFLES, and I'm throwing a fit

It's disgusting you can have 30 rounds in a magazine clip

You run around saying "I wish a motherfucker would"

C*cks aren't bad, they're just, like, misunderstood.

I have a bachelors in liberal arts, but I shouldn't brag

Now watch me as I burn this American flag

Assy:

(kicks TK off screen) I'm tolerant, but not that tolerant.

Come here snowflake, time to learn about sacrifice

What's up guys, hope you enjoyed the video

If you want, check out Black Rifle Coffee, Article 15 clothing

And if you were offended, leave a- you already left a comment I'm not worried about it

L4S:

(to Assy) you wanna go to Costa Rica?

Assy:

Sure!

L4S:

¡Sí!

link to beat and real video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdrvxKxiQrQ