User blog comment:Awesomesix/ERB Contestants Battle to the Death/@comment-25597727-20150303022450

Dr. Seuss

Weapons: Paint brush, his mind

Strengths: Even with no weapons, no fighting abilities, and no superior intellect, Seuss still has an advantage that no other opponent has: The ability to create life. With a visionary mind of Seuss, he can "draw up" an army of his characters in a book, even though all of them have no lethal weapons.

Best case Scenario: Seuss makes an army big enough to overmatch human opponents.

Worst case Scenario: He dies immediately since his only weapon is a paint brush