User blog:AttackEyebrows12/Epic Rap Battles of the Whoniverse 3: The Sontarans vs the Rutan Host

Hello one and all, and welcome to my third battle!

Today we're settling a age-old rivalry. You guessed it, it's the Sontarans vs the Rutan Host! The cover and title cards were made by Andrew and writing for the Rutan Host, we have the amazing Cyan! Honestly, after comparing mine and his verses, I still have a lot to learn. All right, let's get into the battle!

Sontaran's background: Sontaran Flagship

Rutan Host background: Fang Rock

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpu7zuIEuO8

Battle
VS!

(starts at 0:22)
It's time to finish this age-long rivalry once and for all

To challenge the mighty Sontaran Empire you must have some gall

Shape-shifting won't get you anywhere, we'll gun each one of you down

We'll push you off Fang Rock with our amazing rhymes, make you drown

We're tearing this host lyrically, more savage than a Linx

You're a disgrace to the entire galaxy, not worthy of being called finks

Green blobs, seriously? We'll eat your ass up like jelly

You're about to get whooped by our carbines, so you better flee

(0:47)
You really believe you and your rabble will win this war?

We're masters of infiltration, but we prefer Shock and Awe.

You're dreaming, but we'll gladly jolt you awake.

We're about to cook some spuds like a packet of Shake 'n' Bake!

You'll never time travel! You don't even have the tech

to fix that impractical weak spot on the back of your neck!

We're swimming through the fog to freeze you with ice cold rhymes.

You should all join the Paternoster Gang, because you're running out of time.

(1:11)
The ATMOSphere is heating up, time to go all-out

against these jellyfish, we'll defeat them, no doubt

Leaving you with Skars, but we'll fight open-skinned

To think you can beat us? You must be sailing upwind

What use would a woman be in war? At rhyming you're certainly not shining

But we're acing at spitting, you'll be aching, left babbling

If you ever spout nonsense again, attack after attack we'll strike

Now we've ended this war, with us you better stike

(1:35)
This isn't Attack of the Clones, more like a Phantom Menace

We'll break your gnome faces so bad, you'll need a visit to the dentist

You only copulate so fast because you're all just cannon fodder

Your whole race is a more tragic joke than The Two Doctors

So weak you can be killed by human middle-aged knights

Discounting women? Didn't Leela kill one of you with a knife?

The Rutans are smarter, craftier and better warriors to boot

You should just face your superiors and three finger salute

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE-
(Sontaran shoots down logo)

WHONIVERSE!
Who won? Sontarans Rutans