Thread:JKGame/@comment-39211960-20190813124036/@comment-39211960-20190813212517

Homer Simpson’s crazy cousin wants to step to Dream Land’s Saviour?

I’ll Krazy Glue your mouth shut so I won’t hear your trash voice later!

'''You’re lazy! You can’t handle any of my Wyldstyle, that’s how you sell!'''

I’ve fought tons of eldritch horrors, you got stuck with Will Ferrell!

This 3 piece suit of cringe is more stupid than Gooey!

I’ve seen better Cloud Cuckoo Lands in Banjo-Kazooie!

If I sucked up this fool, I’d probably get Stupidity!

'''You’re considered a hero? You weren’t even recognized in your city!'''

'''I’ll break a Brickowski, wanna peace treaty? I’ll tear that Offer, Man!'''

‘Cause you’ll get beaten more than Triple Deluxe when you step into Dream Land!

(2nd verse potentially)

You’ve got 2 video games, but I’m soaring with mains and spinoffs!

'''You best backoff! ‘Cause I’ll decapitate you like Bad Cop!'''

'''C’mon! You suck! Yet you think you’ll win this?'''

You try to be a winner, but I’m the Piece of Resistance!