User blog:LaithXRDL55/Epic XRDL Battles of History 5 Spiderman Vs. Tarzan

Epic XRDL Battles of history:
Spiderman

Vs.

Tarzan

BEGIN!!!!

Spiderman:
Pssst over here ma’am oh what you’re a guy.

You African chimp… ughh this stench ohh my!

Strip teasing in a loincloth I wish this battle’s over soon.

I should save mankind, burn the Oscorpse of this baboon.

Helping NYC like always, and stinging chumps with my rhymes.

“The Amazing” is needed elsewhere to help with meaningful crimes.

Jump all you want, while I polish my swinging crown, you wild Tarzan.

Aheohah pass that to your mom ‘fore you get drowned by Spider-Man.

Tarzan:
You idiot freak spider, run away to your Charlotte of a Web again.

On way to you home pay a visit to London, specifically Big Ben.

Put me large ape dick, against you itsy bitsy spider balls.

When my come out PenGwen follow like fly to light source.

<p class="MsoNormal">He too afraid people know bus Parker is nation savior.

<p class="MsoNormal">I have animal to do spider infestation for you bad behavior.

<p class="MsoNormal">JJJ give you his Bugle, and it’s also daily.

<p class="MsoNormal">Me no just king of jungle but also king of Disney.

Spider-Man:
<p class="MsoNormal">We all know that brilliant Stan Lee easily kicks Walt’s ass.

<p class="MsoNormal">If you think you’ll beat me George you must be high on gas.

<p class="MsoNormal">I didn’t live with my parents but I wasn’t raised by an ape.

<p class="MsoNormal">Start learning English instead of trying to start a sex tape.

Tarzan:
<p class="MsoNormal">Look you asshole I stomp you like insect you are.

<p class="MsoNormal">Me have Jane in me life, you and G no go this far.

<p class="MsoNormal">Me made Vines people care about see what it did.

<p class="MsoNormal">After that battle spidey you be no blue and all red.