User blog:Stan The Shark/Doctor Facilier vs Claude Frollo. Mind-Blowing Rap Battles of History Season 1 Battle 1

I'm proud to announce the first Mind-Blowing Rap Battles of History! The two competing parties are Doctor Facilier, known from the Disney film The Princess and the Frog, and one of the most evil characters in the history ever created by Disney, named Claude Frollo (who is known from The Hunchback of the Notre Dame). The two will battle about who is the best Disney villain out of the two. Doctor Facilier will get assisted by Lawrence, the secondary antagonist in The Princess and the Frog. I've spent a lot of effort into this battle and it's possible that it isn't perfect yet but I'm happy about the results! :D

Later this day I'll upload the rap meanings of this rap for those who didn't understand some bars. I'll also create user pages for the characters for some background history about them.

I used the beat of Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted because that was the beat that inspired me to do these rap battles. After this, I will pick beats which are not used by ERB in general.

The beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV9dgHfoB2s

Rappers Competing

 * Doctor Facilier and Lawrence
 * Claude Frollo

Battle
(Battle starts at 0:10)

MIND-BLOWING RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



VS



BEGIN!

Doctor Facilier:
(starts at 0:21)

A judge tries to defeat me?! That can't be true, yo are you serious?

With these rap skills the Shadow Man is gonna get mysterious

You failed at everything, Claude, from high respect to love

The only "master" you appreciate is up there, above

I'm a master of the shadows, you lost of a mental retard

And how felt the copper, "judge" Frollo? Did it get you charred?

I'm the voodoo master, true disaster, spitting MC ghettoblaster

While you waste your time on Hellfire I'm gonna get this battle faster

You tried to rape a gipsy girl despite your hate, you fake fraud

And what did gipsies ever do to you, admit you're jealous, Claude

Even the lifes they lead are more successful than yours

I'm making deals, get them feels, while you sit on your horse

And anyways, what was it's name again, oh yes: you called it Snowball

The most ridiculous name ever, get him back into his stall

Together with Lawrence and my demons we will kick that burned-up ass

It's time to sacrifice, Frolly, ready to defeat this mass?

Claude Frollo:
(starts at 1:04)

Uh-hum, "Doctor" Facilier, don't dare to call yourself a doctor

I don't care about the shit you talk at least I got a stock of whores

If you're in my way I'll simply kill you with my glossy sword

You're on the sacrificied victims list which I'll be sending to the Lord

And let's talk about those friends, do you have any, you're so sad

Can stone talk?

Doctor Facilier:
(answers at 1:18)

No, it can't?!

Claude Frollo:
(continues his rap at 1:19)

That's right, you're a smart lad

Abomination, blasphemy, contrition, damnation, forgiveness!

Stick to your poker, Facilier, I'll send you back to Hell in process

Doc loses of me, a hot-copper spitting, powerful mortal

Judge Claude Frollo is my name, and you rap like Quasimodo

I'll be standing on the cathedral and watch you get dragged

to the voodoo hell, shall thine soul be spared? So go ahead

I existed long before Disney, while you got doodled by some maid

And mighty Lord, shall I grab my blade and shall I persuade

his breath to stop, like a Russian mob, and I will do my job

You just got burned by the servant of the Lord you magic flop

Lawrence:
(interferes with the battle; starts at 1:48)

Hold your fire, Doc, Claude, it's me

The pompous fatty fat man Lawrence, the fat greedy MC

Are you really wearing a cape because you think that looks cool?!

You live in vain, combined with pain together with a home-schooled!

I'm the loyal servant of Facilier, I obey his orders

You'll never reach the peak rank of might on which me and Facilier were

So the next time you'll challenge my boss Facilier here

Burn yourself on the stake again and disappear!

Claude Frollo:
(starts at 2:10)

I'm not afraid of this little podgy pig, Facilier

You need to send some better help to challenge me, and oh dear

I bet you're sucking Face's dick, Larry, straight your filthy hands

And get indoctrinated by this non-believing fake and as you guess

The people see me as the most evil villain of all, you'll be afraid before

you challenge me, Facilier, you lost of a frog and an alligator!

You all know me as the most darkhearted melee gladiator

who serves the Lord, not you, nor you, nor this blaspheming shit narrator

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

'''YOU DECIDE! (no picture because this was the pilot episode, next episode will have a "You Decide!" picture)'''

MIND-BLOWING (Notre Dame bells chime) MIND- (Notre Dame bells chime again) BLOWING- (Notre Dame bells chime again) QUIT THAT!

MIND-BLOWING RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Poll
Who won? Doctor Facilier and Lawrence Claude Frollo

Trivia

 * This is the first official Mind-Blowing Rap Battles of History.
 * This is the only rap battle not to feature a "You Decide!" picture.
 * This is the first rap battle which features a rapper to get back-up, in this case Lawrence supporting Doctor Facilier.
 * This is the only MB rap battle to share the same beat as an official ERB, in this case the beat of Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted.
 * This is the first MB Rap Battle to contain only fictional characters.
 * This is also the first MB Rap Battle to feature only male characters.
 * This is the first MB Rap Battle wherein a rapper talks during the verse of the opposite party, in this case Doctor Facilier answering Frollo's question in Frollo's first verse.