User blog:Chespin the Great/The Death of Sloth Pope Pt. 3 - The Criminal

Hey guys. Sloth Pope's killer has been found. A female lioness known as O. Varies was a trained assassin in the Animalia Institution and Department of Slayers. Because Sloth Pope banned meat from the kingdom, the AIDS chose O. Varies to kill him because she would soon die of starvation (and gonorrhea that she got from her husband, S. Permcell).

Varies stood behind a rock and saw Sloth Pope walking down the street coming on to 15-year old boys and fired. The bullet went straight through his right buttcheek and he died on contact. Minutes later, she died. This funny picture is all that remains of Ms. Varies.



Thank you all for consoling with Meatholl through this difficult time in his life, and remember: Never give the female lions hunting rifles

Where are they now:

O. Varies was buried in an African Savannah, where she is currently being eaten by worms

S. Permcell moved to Las Vegas and became a pimp. He was soon put on the list of Top 10 richest people in the world.

Sloth Pope's bod is still being held at the police station where Dixie Normus spends 20 minutes a day staring at his ass to get an elevated heart rate

Meatholl is still grieving over the tragic and sudden death, and plans to take a three week trip to Africa to go rambo on every lion he sees

Chespin the Great is done making these blogs.