User blog:Amontgomery1432/ET vs ALF - Epic Rap Battles of Gomery Season 1

Welcome to the sixth installation of Epic Rap Battles of Gomery. Today's battle is between two of the most popular aliens in fictional history. It's ALF, of the hit TV show with the same name, versus E.T., of the hit movie with the same name. But, are they alone? I don't know. Actually, I do. But I'm not saying. They are. Anyway, on with the battle.

Paul Fusco as ALF

Someone else as E.T.

The Battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!

ALF!!

VS!!

E.T!!

BEGIN!!

ALF:
I'm the greatest alien to ever air on television!

Stepping up to me was absolutely your worst decision!

I'm making everybody laugh! You're an absolute disgrace!

You could use a little bit of my hair to cover your face!

You're just an overrated freak who brings shame to fiction!

I wasn't sent to Earth by choice, but beating you is still my mission!

Invading prime time television; It's obvious that I'm the best!

You're a thing of the past and now I'll lay you to rest!

E.T:
Are you out of your mind? You think that you can win this?

You're a slob; A freeloader; Parasite, take your pick!

The only people that you can make laugh is little kids!

I'll pluck the hairs off your body and then I'll tear you limb from limb!

Superior extra-terrestrial and I've won this fight of course!

I actually had a happy ending! You were captured by the Task Force!

Like your movie, your lyrics absolutely blow!

My video game was better than any of your episodes!

ALF:
I'd eat you but I'm pretty sure you'd taste sour!

And making bicycles fly is a ridiculous power!

Don't say you'll be right here when we all want you go away!

I'm beloved! Your film don't air on television these days!

My fanbase is infinte! You can't consider yourself the same

When a Kary Perry song is the pinnacle of your fame!

My family takes care of me but I'll handle you on my own!

You're the worst alien that the world has ever known!

E.T:
You can't be immune to my raps, even with that stupid plant!

I'd say go back to your home planet but it looks like you can't!

You're an Orbit Guard, yet you still can't protect yourself from this!

I'm surprised you didn't eat your lyrics before you spit your first dis!

You eat everything in your house and wonder why your family's tight on money!

I'm Considering You Gone since you cannot defeat me!

There's been some Changes around here! You better leave while you still can,

Because crushing this spoiled brat is the entirety of my plan!

'WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!'

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!!

Poll:
Who won the battle? E.T. ALF

Hint to next battle:
The battle of the bodybuilders.