User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle of Randomness 3- Fruit Salad vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

I'm sorry I had to do this, but I took Sonic and matched him up against the first thing that came to mind. Battles like these, however, are fun to create. Also, merry Christmas.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!

FRUIT SALAD

VS

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

BEGIN!

Fruit Salad:

I've got grapes and bananas, so you'd better be scared

I'll whip you like Cream; I'll have you prepared

I'll leave you looking worse than your crappy fanart

How can you win this battle, when you can't even start?

Sonic:

I rocked Sega Genesis; that was my beginning

You can call me Charlie Sheen because I'm winning!

I've got lightning fast speed, so I always succeed

your raps are rotten, so why don't you concede?

Fruit Salad:

You gotta be Kidding me, you're not fast.

On the track, a fat Italian plumber beat your ass

You're a result of an accident; you turned out as blue

as the clueless fools at Sega who made you

They didn't even know that hedgehogs can swim

It's like they just whipped you up on a whim

None of your disses could possibly be valid

Remember, Needlemouse, You're rappin 'gainst a fruit salad

Sonic:

I've been fresh a lot longer than all of your fruit

You can try all you want but you cannot dispute

that I make sonic booms when I'm rocking this mic

If you weren't a food, I'd tell you "take a hike!"

I'm actually kind of hungry so I'll eat you soon

Damnit, I'm hungry now! Where can I find a spoon!

Hey... where'd you go, you stupid dessert?

You were meant to be eaten, so this shouldn't hurt!

WHO WONNED? WHO WINDED? Fruit Salad Sonic The Hedgehog

Yeah.