User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAKUITASTRY 3!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAKUITASTRY



RUSSIA



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L



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Russia:

Oh, I didn’t see you there, may I record your Death in my Notes?

I can bop you like I did to the aliens, whatever floats your boat,

you look like Jeff the Killer, and can you please go to sleep?

You died, your stuck in your grave, you’re in there deep,

you know your show sucks when the first chapter is Boredom,

<p class="MsoNormal">and please, will you act with some good-type decorum?

<p class="MsoNormal">Time to face the Light, get ready for your final fight,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re gonna go white, so go eat your final strawberry tonight

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<p class="MsoNormal">L:

<p class="MsoNormal">You creepy drunk fake excuse for a personification for a country,

<p class="MsoNormal">I heard your anime is popular but it’s not really funny,

<p class="MsoNormal">I can kick you off this stage with my martial arts,

<p class="MsoNormal">you don’t need to rap against me, please feel free to impart,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re gay, you greet men with a kiss on the lips,

<p class="MsoNormal">your scarf is a body part? I’ll tear off your “whip”,

<p class="MsoNormal">you scaring people is the only thing you can achieve,

<p class="MsoNormal">there’s no question who’s gonna win, I’ll just leave

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<p class="MsoNormal">(L walks away but Russia uses his scarf to pull him back)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Russia:

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t believe we were done here, we both have two more verses,

<p class="MsoNormal">take a seat, you’ll be infected with a case of  Busby’s curse,

<p class="MsoNormal">you really think you won? Well I’ve been on a roll,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’ve pushed me to the limit and I want to say: KolKolKol

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<p class="MsoNormal">L:

<p class="MsoNormal">You have an insane sister who steals your underwear and other stuff,

<p class="MsoNormal">get ready to feel my rage since I’m already mad and I’ve had enough,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re unaware of your cruelty, just open your damn eyes,

<p class="MsoNormal">you lived in torment, I feel bad for you, I just crushed you like a fly

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<p class="MsoNormal">Russia:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a detective? I’ve heard better jokes from America, or maybe you’re the joke,

<p class="MsoNormal">slightly evil, you seem like a nice guy but watch out, you’re going to have a stroke

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<p class="MsoNormal">L:

<p class="MsoNormal">You were going to be a dark-haired middle-aged crybaby, you should’ve stayed that way,

<p class="MsoNormal">and to top this whole battle off, you’re just another character from a stupid anime

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLE OF –Oh, I didn’t see you there-LAKUITASTRY!

Who won? L Russia