User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture S1 - Siri vs Cortana

Hey! My first collab! Thanks to ElvisGoopBuysDogsForever for writing for Cortana and a couple lines for "C" (No spoilers). Today we have the two most infamous assistants battling it out. Cortana, the Windows phone assistant against Siri, the iPhone assistant. No much to say here so let's get to the battle.

Beat: Robotics by Minuetbeats

Battle
Siri is in purple, and Cortana is in blue , while an iPhone user is in white.

ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE



VERSUS



BEGIN!

Take notes sister, been here since IOS 5.

Mergings and expansions are how you stay alive.

You don't deserve a Halo yet, your naming's just lazy.

You're a monotone monochrome that'll be screaming, "Daisy!"

I pound posers to the ground, relatively, I'm godly.

Looks like I'll finally need to find where to hide a body.

I'm Wolfram "Alpha". I could then say you're "Beta".

But according to my research you're a definite "Omega".

Hey Siri! My name's Cortana and I can do much more.

I was built to serve. Try to step to me and I'll eradicate you like the App Store.

I put the mic in Microsoft, you put the soft in software.

You're an ass assistant. You and I don't even compare.

Your fame is flying out the Window, I'm new and improved.

You've got voice recognition that leaves users confused!

I outclass you at everything. I desk-top all your features.

Spitting a good verse? Looks like you can't do that either.

Google Now stop with those weak lines, you're some kinda Edgy.

Throw yourself in the Bin, there's enough assistants in this world already.

Not to mention your references, you're a crummy Easter bunny.

"Hey Siri, tell me a joke." Hmm... let me think, Cortana's kinda funny.

Beating you is easy as Pie. At rapping, you're the worst.

I'm surprised people can take you Siri-ously after that verse.

While you've been a failure since your integration

I've been outmatching every assistant since my creation!



Hi! My name's Clippy! Looks like you're trying to rap.

This assistant insists, you'd better need help with that.

Circles aren't creative, your artistic talents are clumsy.

I've seen better assistance than that of Bonzi Buddy.

Don't try to outrap me. I Excel at crafting Words.

This battles been Conquered by Clippy, your verses are absurd.

Time to but this embarassment to an end.

I don't want to see both of you now, "Don't show me this again."

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



ISOTOPE'S-

''Rap is spelt as Rahp, with a red underline. Clippy comes in and fixes Rahp as Rap.''

RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE!

Who Won? Siri Cortana Clippy