User blog:Panchamp98/Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Literal Review: Jack Krak VS Danny

Danny: 

Up yours!

Rude much?

i'm the best and bravest warrior, not only can i play banjo on feet but i can make gore.

''how does one play banjo on feet? don't you mean: "I can play the banjo with my feet"? Even still, how is this relevant''

You finish them all?

finish WHAT all?

'''well guess what? '''

what?

no luck, you may be a superfucker but your still getting fucked!

''BUT YOU'RE STILL GETTIN' TRUMPED... er.. what, well if he's a super fucker then he's always getting fucked''

I wonder how much Wonder Kyle is a fucking fart sparkle, 

''what in the name of fuck is a fart sparkle? is it a tool that makes your farts smell better?''

just give up right here, that would be a miracle.

it wiuld be a miracle if you were to SHUT THE FUCK UP

After this, i'll make Princess Sunshine taste my rain,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">rain, if you know what I mean

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you ain't super, but i'm brave, get ready to feel pain.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''doesn't your show say i it's title that you're on the bravest warriors? line = wasted''

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<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Jack: 

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Oh FUCK SHIT BITCH!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">that's what I think when my dog attacks my balls

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">taste my jack asskrak!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''I'll just leave you alone... ''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">when you were a fat kid, all you did was yak.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">hey, he had a good reason to

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I'm so fucking bored rapping against a fag,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''four lines in and you're already bored... can't blame you''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">i just wanna do drugs now, instead of rapping against a bag.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">-facepalm- cause a human being walking on two legs and has two arms is a walmart shopping bag

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I will kill you with my elbow because it is the motherfucker,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">don't hit your funny bone

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I'm the superfucker, and you, you're the supersucker.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">GENERIC LINES!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Your voice sounds like a gay guy on the stereo,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">oddly specific

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you crying is my jam, somebody should put this on the radio!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">GENERIC RHYMING!

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<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Chris: 

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Look at this, we have a fucking dramabug here,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">don't you mean a catbug over here?

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">how about you take your drugs, and shove it up your ear.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">but it won't fit

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Jack Krak, ha!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">that is his name, correct?

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">more like Fag Krak, I will stab you with a fucking stick powered by gas.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''for once I get one of these references... either that or that's the ONLY reference''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">At the end of this battle, all you will say is "Wowzers!"

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I'll be saying that in how amazed I am at how shitty this is

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">your life is a fucking fail like the browser.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''you mean the one that CW uses? Explorer?''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Yes, i know i might not get Beth but guess what?

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">ooh, dissing yourself, that's how you win alright

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you won't get Princess Sunshine to make out with Grotessa.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">well if Grotus were to get in the way of that

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<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Ultra Richard: I can see you won't win this battle from my x-ray,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">x-rays see bones, I have not heard of one that can tell the future

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I don't need a peach seed to see through anything.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">nevermind, make that two references, but this line does NOT make sense even still

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">First of all, i can see a gay relationship with you two,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">they're such a happy couple

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">and second, i can party with sexy ladies with no luck for you.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">but you still can't get laid, such a sad life

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I'm the burger brother, you're just space assholes,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''erm... title battles?''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">both of your deaths is the greatest story ever told.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">well it just proves that they're famous and liked better than you

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you two are the bravest warriors?

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">yes they are

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">NO!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">YES!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you're the bravest suckers, now step back because we are the superfuckers!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">how many times have you said that you're the super fuckers, it's come to the point where my brain cannot process the amount of times

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