Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

thumb|300px|right|Epic Rap Battles of History 4Epic Rap Battles of History #4 is the fourth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin competing against singer and songwriter Lady Gaga. It was released January 12, 2011.

Cast
Lisa Nova as Sarah Palin

Nice Peter as Lady Gaga

Lloyd Ahlquist as John McCain

Lyrics
Sarah Palin:

Oh boy, look what we have here

A transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year

Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog

They put a lot of lipstick on you, but you still look like a dog

Put down that teacup, honey. Go put on some pants and

Stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance and

You may be Gaga but you ain't lady at all

I've seen those outfits you've been wearing. That takes big balls

Lady Gaga:

I think I'd rather elect a smurf than vote for you

Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school

You are the sum of everything I despise

With the most disfunctional family since the Jackson fucking five

Just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went

Go back to your igloo. Spend some time with your kids before they're pregnant

Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do

I think the truth is Sarah my music just scares you

Sarah Palin:

Your music doesn't scare me. I'm a mother of five

I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive

Everything you do is just a re-run of Madonna

Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha

Lady Gaga:

I sound more intelligent than you when I fart

I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art

You don't belong in politics. You belong in a hockey game

History will regret you like J-J-J-John McCain

Trivia

 * This is the first Epic Rap Battles of History series that includes women rap each other.
 * This is the first battle that Lloyd does not rap in.
 * Suggested by: cocoxxjumbo

Poll
Who do you think won? Sarah Palin Lady Gaga