User:Minipop56



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If anyone would like to have a rap battle with me, please consult me on my message wall, or talk to me in chat. I go on on Sundays. An example of one of the battles I was featured in is here: http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Panchamp98/EPIC_RAP_BATTLES_OF_WIKISTRY

My Favourite Battles and Who I Think Won
1. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates (Steve Jobs)

2. Batman vs Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

3. Mr T vs Mr Rogers (Mr Rogers)

4. Mozart vs Skrillex (Mozart)

5. Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking (Stephen Hawking)

6. Blackbeard vs Al Capone (Al Capone)

7. Tesla vs Edison (Tesla)

8. Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare (William Shakespeare)

9. Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso (Bob Ross)

10. Hitler vs Vader 3 (Hitler)

11. Martin Luther King Jr. vs Gandhi (Martin Luther King Jr.)

12. Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros. (Wright Bros.)

13. Rasputin vs Stalin (Putin>Lenin>Rasputin>Gorbachev>Stalin)

14.  Master Chief vs Leonidas (Master Chief)

15.  Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris (Abe Lincoln)

16. Hitler vs Vader 2 (Vader)

17. Hitler vs Vader (Vader)

18. Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays (Vince Offer)

19. Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury (Freddie Mercury)

20. Columbus vs Captain Kirk (Columbus)

21. Moses vs Santa Claus (Tie)

22. Napoleon vs Napoleon (Napoleon. Okay, fine. That joke's too old. Bonaparte)

23. Gandalf vs Dumbledore (Dumbledore)

24. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven (Beethoven)

25. Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali (Muhammad Ali)

Best Lines
"Well, you can't buy me love. But I'll kick your *ss for free. I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer and give you a lobotomy!" -John Lennon (winner)

"You're weak- between you and me there's no comparison! I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison!" -Bill O' Reilly

"You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother? So many dudes been with our mum; who even knows if I'm your father?" -Darth Vader (winner)

"You stink Vader; your style smells something sour! You need to wash up, dawg- here, step in my shower!" -Hitler

"You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull. I'd make fun of Walker Texas Ranger but I've never even seen that show!" -Abe Lincoln (winner)

"Chuck Norris doesn't battle; he just allows you to lose. My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth." -Chuck Norris

"You may be Gaga, but you ain't a lady at all. I've seen those outfits you've been wearing- that takes big balls!" -Sarah Palin (winner)

"I think I would rather elect a Smurf than vote for you. Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school!" -Lady Gaga

"North Korea, b*tch." -Kim Jong-il (winner)

"You got an inside seat to your own smackdown, brother! You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!" -Hulk Hogan

"I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls! And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of sh*t 'My World'!" -Beethoven (winner)

"I'm the next Michael Jackson. You smell like Betty White! Here's some aspirin; you're catching Bieber fever tonight!" -Justin Bieber

"I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time, when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind o' mind." -Stephen Hawking (winner)

"I'm as dope as two rappers- you better be scared! 'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!" -Albert Einstein

"From Poland to Korea I ravaged the land! Now my DNA's in dudes from New York to Japan." -Genghis Khan (winner)

"Ooh! Whatcha gonna do? You got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!" -Easter Bunny

"This b*stard's about to see how bad a battle can be! After this your buddy Pedro will be voting for me." -Bonaparte (winner)

"Why don't you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide? 'Cause this is a rap rollercoaster. And you're not even tall enought to ride!" -Dynamite

"Your boy George chopped down trees. You couldn't break a piece of balsa! Slap chop your face! Make a double-chin salsa!" Vince Offer (winner)

"I'll craft a lyrical coffin, and then spit the nails in! Call me Arthur Miller, son, 'cause it's Death of a Salesman." -Benjamin Franklin

"Check your status: they call me headmaster, you're nothing. Nice staff, you compensating for something?" -Dumbledore (winner)

"You shall not pass; I rap fast like Shadowfax! Tom Riddle me this, you b*tch! How's your little wand gonna beat my staff?!" -Gandalf

"My rhymes are classic. Your crap is drafted by a kindergardner high on acid! Ye hoebag, you're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag, and no gonads. Egads, it's so sad." -William Shakespeare (winner)

"Even Horton doesn't wanna hear you! And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!" -Dr Seuss

"I'll say this once, Laurence; I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f*ck outta my neighbourhood." -Mr Rogers (winner)

"The only p*ssycat you ever seen is on Henrietta! And your Mr McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!" -Mr T

"I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain! I'll stick a flag up your *ss and claim you for Spain!" -Columbus (winner)

"You spaghetti-eating f*ck! How's your spice rack doing? I'll be chilling in my spaceship- have fun canoeing!" -Kirk

"I drew a moustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler. Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler!" -Nice Peter (winner)

"This is one vid kid that you'll never survive! I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe!" -EpicLLOYD

"I strike back hard against a Nazi! Brain-toss your *ss in the air! Yahtzee!" -Darth Vader (winner)

"You sink you're powerful wiz your finger neck pinchez? You couldn't even getz your own son into ze family business!" -Adolf Hitler

"You got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!" -Master Chief (winner)

"Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder! You're in my hood now, Chief! THIS IS SPARTA!" -Leonidas

"Before us, people only used to fly in balloons! You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?" Wright Bros. (winner)

"Like POW! How you like me now? Spit flames outta mouth like our name was Bow..... ser!" -Mario Bros.

"Then you made one daughter; she came to me. I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee!" -Michael Jackson (winner)

"You'er a creeper, dude! You like to grab your own wanger. I only let you marry my daughter 'cause I knew you'd never bang her!" -Elvis Presley

"You still got no childeren after your third marriage! You lost so many babies they should call you Miss Carriage!" -Cleopatra (winner)

"You could never kick my *ss, so kiss my cl*toris! This ugly hag and KassemG got matchin' noses!" -Marilyn Monroe

"I need to bring up some basic sh*t. Why'd you name your company after your d*ck?" -Steve Jobs (winner)

"You blow, Jobs! You arrogant pr*ck! With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck!" -Bill Gates

"Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory! Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy!" -Freddie Mercury (winner)

"That's what's wrong with you people- you'll do anything to get famous! You changed yuor name to Mercury. You shoulda been Freddie Uranus!" -Frank Sinatra

"I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*tch-smack you as equals! Of the people, by the people, for the people! Eagle!" -Abe Lincoln (winner)

"You've got the momma jeans. A-and a Mr. Fantastic face! Er ... so rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!" -Obama

"I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form. You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should've never been born!" -Doctor Who (winner)

"I'll use your porto-potty time machine and my latrine! You're not a cat with nine lives; you're a p*ssy! With thirteen!" -Doc Brown

"I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable. No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel ... " -Clint Eastwood (winner)

"I invente Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe! Here's my two finger push-up- Kung *-U!" -Bruce Lee

"Bloody good rhymes! I've got tonnes. Dissing these dynamic d**chebags was elementary, my dear Watson." -Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson (winner)

"Nobody likes you- not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard. You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm." -Batman

"It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat *ss. You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass." -Moses (winner)

"I'm from the North Pole! That's why my rhymes are so cold! I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal!" -Santa Claus

"I'm sorry (for delivering such a blasphemous rap battle)." -Adam

"I'm sorry too." -Eve

"I admire the way you broke the British power, but I have a dream that one day youll take a shower!" -Martin Luther King Jr. (winner)

"Everything you preach, I said it first! You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!" -Gandhi

"What's inside mine was ahead of its own time; You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!" -Tesla (winner)

"The truth hertz; you're broke and washed up! Don't give a smidgen 'bout your visions if they can't make a buck!" -Thomas Edison

"'Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all. Yerrr out, with three strikes, and just one ball!" -Babe Ruth (winner)

"Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression, I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession!" -Lance Armstrong

"What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea! I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!" -Mozart (winner)

"I'm a self-made man, you're a slave to your papa, I'm a r-r-rock star, mix you with the base and drop ya!" -Skrillex

"I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the Bourgeoisie!" -Lenin (winner)

"Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba. Doing judo moves and schooling every communist c*ka!" -Putin (runners-up)

"The Führer will crush the Dark Side like a rap apartheid! I put the "germ" in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!" -Adolf Hitler (winner)

"You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up! Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up! And when your bunker started getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and fired up!"-Darth Vader

"I mean, that rat nest's beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"- Al Capone (winner)

"Beef with me? Please, I'm the high-seas Ceasar! My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer!" -Blackbeard

"Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank! Your manager's riding you to the achy-breaky-bank!" -Joan of Arc (winner)

"I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up! You're gettin' lifted on a stake- get that body burned up!" -Miley Cyrus

"My technique'll make your mistress weep, put her to sleep. Elbow-drop her dreams, I go deep!" -Bob Ross (winner)

"But I think you must be a genius, 'cause with zero training, you made millions teachin people how to suck at painting." -Pablo Picasso

"McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers! You stand the Ritz because you sold out to crackers!" -Muhammad Ali (winner)

"You used to float like a butterfly, stang like a bee! Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!" -Michael Jordan

Best Line Ever
"I mean, that rat nest's beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"- Al Capone

Worst Line Ever
"Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up! That's how I survive."