User blog comment:Chespin the Great/My Rap Tourney/@comment-5393732-20130402014020

Your lyrics make me Snicker. They're too dumb for me to parody

Becuase your raps are worse than M&M's. And trust me, that's a rarity

I lived in an Amish Paridise 'till you came along and spoiled it

And your chocolate looks and tastes just like it came out of a toilet

My lyrics are real Whoppers, while your "rhymes" are Even Worse

You're a real Dr. Demented, did I give you time to rehearse?

I've toured the Milky Way, but please. Don't Download this Song

You think you've won, but I say Everything You Know is Wrong

You're creepier than Fred Huggins, so take the Nature Trail to Hell

Looks like you're having a Bad Hair Day. And trust me, I can tell