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Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin 2nd verses

Peter:

Pal, if you had any brains, you'd know it's time to leave the stage

You've gone on ten years too long, you're really showing your age

I'll sock you in your beer belly, knock you right on your duff

Then bring in Joe at full force and show ya something REALLY tough!

Your show ran out of jokes and then became one itself

So now it's time to pack it up and stick it back on the shelf!

It's time to make room for the star on which we can rely

Embrace the good old fashion values of the one true Family Guy!

Homer:

Hey, you're talking to the guy who made choking Bart funny!

Where your asshole gags with Meg are nowhere near on the money

Milhouse is more scary! I'll knock those balls right off your chin,

Then help you limp out the door and tell you "Thank you, come again!"

I'm not the one low on jokes, like a douche every season,

You'll drag a gag out till it hurts, for absolutely no reason!

People love us AND we're funny, and that's why we're here to stay

The Simpsons are the favorite family of the USA!