User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Prof. Oak VS Charles Darwin

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!



PROFESSOR SAMUEL OAK



VS



CHARLES DARWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN



BEGIN!





Oak:
A wild Darwin appeared, I’m on a rage, you ruined my vacation,

without an old, bald freak, you ought to be sent to damnation,

evolved from monkeys? You were just hatched from a Muk!

you’re a frail old body, I’ll throw underneath the waterfall with Chuck,

you’ve studied everything, you even studied barnacles,

<p class="MsoNormal">I choose this Pokemon to tear you apart, Go, Barbaracle,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re the Descent of a Man, but you still act like a ape,

<p class="MsoNormal">use a rope if you will, but, there is no escape!

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Darwin:
<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a pedophilic old man with the sense of a Psyduck,

<p class="MsoNormal">your creator stole evolution from me, Tajiri used Pluck,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have a question for you Oak, are you a Boy or a Girl,

<p class="MsoNormal">A shadow of your old self, that’s what you are, I’m still a pearl,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have horrible dialogue grammar, an L instead of an I,

<p class="MsoNormal">Pokemon’s running out of ideas, you have a pokemon bonsai,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re getting all Red while I’m staying Green, you’re a lower level,

<p class="MsoNormal">freeze you with my Ice Blue raps and make you yellow, you’re the devil

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Oak:
<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a Mamoswine crap and you belong in the toilet, oh, I mean loo,

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t even need back up to face you, but… here, It’s a Pikachu,

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<p class="MsoNormal">Pikachu:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re gonna get shocked Darwin, my rapping is my Thunderbolts,

<p class="MsoNormal">like my Pokemon X and Y entry says: “Stores up about 10,000 volts”.

<p class="MsoNormal">you belong to a species of Angina Pectoris, have fun with the attack,

<p class="MsoNormal">switchin’ time around since 2008, you’ll see White and Black,

<p class="MsoNormal">you had ten children and only six of them ended up alive,

<p class="MsoNormal">you hope you better have back-up or you won’t be able to use a revive!

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Darwin:
<p class="MsoNormal">I Dar-win you fools, I’m the mastermind behind all your games,

<p class="MsoNormal">my studies are in there, just look at the birds, your existence is lame,

<p class="MsoNormal">you brought a Pikachu with you but that won’t be able to stop my flow,

<p class="MsoNormal">face it, I am your Arceus, you imbecile cannot stop my radiant glow,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have a pedo doll and balloon, those are your favorite Pocket Monsters,

<p class="MsoNormal">time to put an end to your ways of moronism, a word from my sponsor

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<p class="MsoNormal">God:

<p class="MsoNormal">Professor Samuel Oak, I shall send you straight to Satan’s Pit in hell,

<p class="MsoNormal">today shall be known as when I make you do the right things, I compel,

<p class="MsoNormal">fall to your knees, my child, I will purge you with my holy light,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll make you another happy man, it won’t take all my might!

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Oak:
<p class="MsoNormal">Look whose talkin’, you’re standin’ on a cloud with a circle above you head,

<p class="MsoNormal">Darwin, you brought in god and now both of you are going to go to bed,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s like your with Peta, “stop killing animals and save them” especially you, god!

<p class="MsoNormal">make the both of you listen to Lavender Town, plug it into your ipods,

<p class="MsoNormal">I got a famous grandson, Darwin, six of yours literally just died,

<p class="MsoNormal">when Anne died, you stopped going to church, why’d you call the big guy?

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s time I ended this battle, once and for all with some help of my friend,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s not Arceus nor Ash, it’s my first pupil, let’s see how you can defend!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Red:

<p class="MsoNormal">Both of you don’t know your Pokemon evolution facts, even if you are God,

<p class="MsoNormal">but Darwin, I’ll burn you with my Charizard and shock you, your theory is a fraud,

<p class="MsoNormal">it would take a miracle for you both, God go hide and Darwin start praying,

<p class="MsoNormal">it’s the end of this battle, I beat you and it was like me saying “………..”

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –God: I BANISH YOU TO HELL- PANCHAMPION!

Who won? Prof. Oak, Pikachu, and Red Charles Darwin and God