User blog:Joeaikman/Epic Rap Battles of Culture - Percy Jackson vs Omi

Well this is the debut of mine and Josh's new series. Son of Poseidon, Percy Jackson takes on Xaolin monk of water and protagonist of cartoon show Xaolin Shiwdown, Omi to find out who has the better control over water

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CULTURRRRRRE

PERCY

JACKSON

VS

OMIIIIIIIIIII

BEGIN

PJ: This yellow headed monk is getting beaten back to front

By Perseus Jackson, Hero of the Gods

Imma Shen Gong Woo you into a false sense of security

And show you the video of me and Kimiko getting dirty

I'm beating you like you're Wuya to my Dashi

If you're using mystical objects, don't make them look trashy

My mom got taken to the underworld but I still saved her

You're nothing but an orphan, yellow bellied failure

Omi: The scroll has revealed me a weak ass kid

I'm going to beat you faster than the Lightning Thief did

Your books may be good but your movies were shìt

With Annabeth and Grover, Clay will lasso these three little pigs

I'm giving you a message from my grand master Fung

There are a thousand lessons in defeat, time you experienced number one

PJ: Your defeat is prophesied by the Oracle of Delphi

I set booby traps, you better tread carefully

Face it chrome dome, you just got pwned

Now get the fuck back to your shitty dojo

OMI: I may have a large head, bug it's to house a large brain

Challenge me many times, I'll beat you again and again

With the Crystal Glasses I can see how this battle will end

I've beaten you Seaweed Brain, it ain't difficult to comprehend

WHO WON???

WHOS NEXT??

EPIC

RAP

BATTLES

OF

CULTURE

(With josh)

Who won? Percy Jackson Omi