User blog:MrAwesome300/Fried Chicken vs. Chicken Nuggets. Epic Rap Battles of Food

Sup, homie, and welcome to Epic Rap Battles of Food. Today, fried chicken and chicken nuggets go face to freakin' face.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

FRIED CHICKEN

VERSUS

CHICKEN NUGGETS

BEGIN!

Fried Chicken
Sup, nugget! You're white and crispy!

You're sold at McDonalds and stuff! You aren't good!

People love me fried! Chicken, chicken, bawk bawk!

I WANT SOME BREASTS! CHICKEN BREASTS, THAT IS!

You bitch! You know who you're messing with?

I'm the appetizing rising chicken recipe! Colonial Sanders loves me!

Only kids love you! FAT PEOPLE LOVE ME!

Just admit it! You're chicken! I'm a boss who's fried and brilliant!

Chicken Nugget
Let's get serious, here, you fried scum!

People love me and eat me at McDonald's. Ummm, yeah!

And I'm not going to bother making a black joke on your ass!

Okay, maybe I will. Black people like you.

And KFC compared to me? Tyson Nuggets, bitch!

I'm sugar-coated in goodness! You're just fat and weird!

And you're fried! Nobody likes fried! Except for fat people.

I'll beat your ass! I'm gonna win! You suck! HA HA!

Fried Chicken
Your verse is not appetizing. No, not one bit.

Take a bite out of me. I'm not a piece of shit!

See, I just rhymed! You can't rhyme! You're just nugget-y!

Your sales at McDonald's are worse than the shows on Disney Channel!

Your lines sound like Super Mysterious! They're delirious!

And face me! But I know you're a nugget-y wimp! HA!

And I'm a boss. I'm just going to stop now. I'm tired.

....................................................You're a nugget.

Chicken Nugget
Here I come! Be afraid! I'll kick your fried ass!

Your ass is not even tasty! It's fried! BLEAGH!

Fried compared to nuggets isn't good! You're dumb!

I'll totally win this battle! You're just a poopy shoopy doop!

You look and smell like shit! And Mitt Romney hates you!

But Mitt Romney loves me! MITT ROMNEY, BEE-YOTCH!

Ahem. I have better things to do than battle you.

You're just a fried piece of shit. I WON, RIGHT?

NOBODY WON Chicken Nuggets Fried Chicken MC Hammer Jay Leno