User blog:BreZ/MvDC Vol 1.6: Thor Odinson VS Shazam

Well... it's been so long, it actually took me a bit before I remembered how to set this up... Anyways, I did it, hopefully. Now, it's not the battle that was hinted at in the end of the last battle, but that one has been delayed till further notice on account of not getting anywhere with it. So now, we got this one instead. Thor Odinson going toe to toe, line to line, with Shazam. As always, let me thank my sidekick Legion for helping write this battle, as he does with every battle in this series.

Billy Batson
A thunderous entrance, but DC's orphan's up to Bat, man

A Neanderthor sees my Kingdom Come as I go SHAZAM!

Shazam
To slay an old God with S'ivaa, H’romneer, Anapel, Zonuz, Atë, and Mamaragan

Comes six times your abilities! Hear that thunder crackling!

This shammer's chatter would have you believe he is glamored with valor

But his own hammer isn't even enamored to his yammer

People just want to be Ragnarocked by the jade giant

Hel, even your voice actor prefers raging goliaths!

Your phallic prick of a ship? Better Batson down the hatches!

I'm about to toss you like Red Dawn did your actress

You could be my Marxist utopia, you're so classless

I barely withstood your flick with the Stamina of Atlas!

Thor
Ho! Who goes there? Thine art not valiant Mar-Vell!

But the Prince of Asgard deKrees thee enter Hel

Thy ending approaches! Thou would be wise to yield!

For Mjolnir's wielder strikes harder than thy Man of Steel!

Tis right that thy name changed from that of Fair Carol

Thy only Marvel is how DC noticed not thy Superman swiped apparel

Best not bring filler against the Godking and Hulk killer!

The Speed of Mercury will earn you a Quick Silver

Verrily, the Odinson drops Godbombs with Mjolnir at the ready

Thy Heraclean might durst not attempt to keep even Volund steady

In maturity, Loki's lesser, rap flow crippled as the Freeman

Thou art near smoat from first Thunderstrike, of three, /man/

Shazam
Following my Thunderstrike, you'll be back to disabled

Your rapping's sounding hoarse, Beta Ray Bill

You can't talk the talk and walk the walk without your walking stick

So stop talking quick and just call in sick to your chick from the clinic

Nobody baulks to Blake, next to lady Janey you're Unworthy

So pass the mic forward to the modern day, die with Jack Kirby

God of Gods got so much Force, the Son of Odin couldn't hold

My flow was Ice Giant cold, while yours got beaten by a ten year old's

Thor
A true god will leave your wretched title seeming like a stammer

For I've bested each and every one with a heft of mine here hammer!

Mine sight it does not escape that this Mortal babe

Hath truly played at super grade with blasphemous brave

The power of Shazam is hope and agenda to make you choke

The power of Thor only chokes when he skips dope to tope!

We both are the Unworthy of Thor's greater might.

I'll end a New Ager pantheon. Gorr was right.

Poll
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Shazam Thor Odinson