User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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Gen 1 favorite Mewtwo VS Arceus, God of Pokemon

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EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



ARCEUS



VS



MEWTWO



BEGIN!





Mewtwo:

Oh God, you’ve got to be kidding me, you weren’t recognized by Nintendo until 2009,



I’m coming at you like water, you’ll drowned underneath the weight of my brine,



<p class="MsoNormal">you have no chance of living, I’ll crush your precious little Jewels of Life,

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a psycho, I’ll cut you up to pieces to end what I call a fight, or as you say strife,

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<p class="MsoNormal">creator of the universe? HA, you’re just a donkey that just shines gold,

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll get the Red Chain, you’ll be numb and cold, that’s what you feel when you’re controlled,

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a relentless assaulter, you’ll be forced to use a healing item, a max potion,

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<p class="MsoNormal">You may be a god but you have no wisdom, spirit, or emotion

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<p class="MsoNormal">Arceus:

<p class="MsoNormal">I am your god Mewtwo, I created you and I can easily Spacial Rend you apart,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you don’t have the balls to try and kill me, you’ll need to actually take heart,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you petrified Ash, is that really the best you can do? I created the universe,

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<p class="MsoNormal">are you kidding me? I’ll have to use a potion? You’ll have to see Joy the Nurse,

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<p class="MsoNormal">I have a 1000 arms, you won’t stand a chance against me in Melee, go on, run away,

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve spent my time watching over you, Rome was definitely not built in a day,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you’re just a clone of that success of Ditto, you belong back in Cerulean Cave,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you just challenged god Mewtwo, in other words, you just dug your own grave

<p class="MsoNormal">-Mewtwo transforms into his other form-

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re god? If you haven’t noticed I was created by science, you don’t exist,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you’re supposed to be powerful? I can kill you with a simple flick of my wrist,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you can’t win this Arceus, you’ll be killed by a simple mere little Magikarp,

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ghetsis called, he wanted his drums back, better get them back to him sharp

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<p class="MsoNormal">Arceus:

<p class="MsoNormal">SILENCE! I will suffer none of your crap, If I’m not god how do you explain this,

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<p class="MsoNormal">will you shut up for one minute? I’ll throw you done into the deep, dark, abyss,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you’ve been around for 17 years, you’re starting to get VERY ancient,

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<p class="MsoNormal">now get out of my sight, this has been my absolute final Judgement

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES OF –Arceus cry- HISTORY!

Who won? Arceus Mewtwo