User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Uncle Grandpa vs Granny Smith

Uncle Grandpa vs Granny Smith is the fourth battle of ERBORandomness. It features everyone's uncle and grandpa, Uncle Grandpa duking it out with the apple farm granny, Granny Smith. Written by me and my good friend, Sonicandlink445.

The Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

UNCLE GRANDPA!

VS

GRANNY SMITH!

BEGIN!

Uncle Grandpa:
Good morning! Did you know? You’re an old geezer,

My rhymes are colder than any old freezer!

You better get a wheelchair because you can even barely walk,

And you have a really ear grinding annoying voice when you talk!

I got amazing friends, but you? You’ve got NOTHING,

So go back to bucking, cause you raps are really sucking

All you do is sit around, but I help people and have adventures,

I don’t know what else to say, but your friend has falling dentures!

Granny Smith:
You whippersnapper! You aren’t my grandpa or uncle you knothead,

I usually help make apples, but I’m gonna whoop you instead!

I may have a walker, but ‘least my rhymes aren’t grinded up dirt,

Shove Belly-bag up your flank and then you’ll literally be butt-hurt

I make “cha-ching” just ask Applejack, Applebloom or Big Mac,

Why did you teach a girl that looks like a muppet to drive, that’s plain whack!

And your van, it looks like a drugged-up Hippie Machine!

And I’ll use Pizza Steve’s bed/pizza box as my latrine!

Uncle Grandpa:
I’ll ride Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and run over you with rainbows,

My show will rock any socks you have, yet your stupid show blows!

I’m awesome like Pizza Steve, in this battle why don’t you leave?

Cause you need one of your stupid family members to succeed!

Granny Smith:
Hey, I can handle myself on my own you mustachio mess,

You have your show on CN? No wonder you won’t see success!

I’m smart unlike you, your show your music and your friends are mistakes!

Good morning huh? I’ll knock you out, and that’s what I’ll say when you are awake!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

Poll
Who Won? Uncle Grandpa Granny Smith