User blog:Bantha117/Story Time to Ease Some Tension, Ye.

So leik, everyone's been sorta tense lately. Therefore, I'mma tell you guise all a story.

Gather around, children.

The Story
Captain Piet loved his shell. He took it everywhere. Every day and every night, he had it with him at all times. He slept with it in his arms, ate breakfast with it, showered with it (who am I to judge?), and everything else he did in his day included his shell.

One day, Captain Piet decided to try this newfangled video game stuff, as the kids had suggested before calling him an old Captain Fgt, to which he responded, "Plz". He decided to look at what was currently popular, and saw some game by the name of Minecraft. He then looked at the price. 26.95 USD? Plz. True to his name, he pirated. He proceeded to start up the game and see what this gaming with videos was all about.

He soon got the hang of the game, and was proceeding at a fast rate. In short order, he was an expert, killing mobs, survivng, and progressing. He had the Obsidian he needed, and headed off to the mystical Hell that is "The Nether". He very quickly found out that this hellish dimension lived up to its name. Filled with mobs, Captain Piet was unsure of what he would do.

Suddenly, Captain Piet knew what he must do. Turning to his shell, he said to it and the game (he's a bit odd, after all) softly:

"Me shell, mob hell, some day Munkee's puns won't make me yawn. They make me yawn."

Good night everybody.