User blog:Firebrand794/Classy Chap Battles of What the Dickens 8

Greetings, gentlemen, Sir Loygansono and Sir Firebrand have produced yet another of their simply charming battles. Shall we take a look?

EPICCY RAPPITY BATTLIES OF WUTDAFUQITY! BOXERS! VERSYD BRRRRRRIEFS!

... START!

Boxers:

They call me Boxer for a reason, coming in for the knockout,

I'll make this Brief, I don't know what the fuss is all about,

Cause I am truly the better underwear, it's true!

You're tiny! I'm XXXXL compared to you!

Briefs:

I'll be simple and brief, Chap imma knock you Assless

Don't get your panties in a bunch when you lose to my badness

You'll be brown when you mess with me, damp and warm

I'll pull myself down, crap on your rhymes, prepare for the shitstorm!

Boxers:

I'll unbutton myself and give you a meaty slap in the groin!

And shove my shit stains in your face, people are better off with loin,

People grow out of you at eight years old, I'm for the big kids,

I'm tired off all the disputes, you itch, I'll throw you out and be rid!

Briefs:

Don't make me wedgie you and stretch you over the flagpole

One little mishap and people will throw you out cuz you got a hole

Your rhymes are as soft as your fabric, I can see right through you

The ageless debate is over, Briefs destroyed Boxers, who knew?

Thong:

YOUR RHYMES ARE PANTS! WHEN YOU GO UP AGAINST THONG,

YOU GONNA LOSE THIS SONG YOUR MATERIAL IS WEAK, BUT I AM VERY VERY STRONG

UP TO THE SHOULDERS, THAT'S HOW HIGH I GO

YOU TO ARE JUST TOSSED ASIDE, I GIVE MEN A SHOW

TIME TO CLEAN THIS DIRTY UNDERWEAR WITH MY FRESH RHYMES,

JUST LIKE ME, I'LL SHOVE YOU UP AN ASS................ RICK GRIMES!

THIS BATTLE IS OVER, THE FANS KNOW WHICH UNDERGARMENT WON

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STAND TO THE THONG, I IZ DISAPPOINT, SON!

WHO'S NEXT PROBABLY KURT I KNOW WE SAID THAT LAST TIME BUT WE MEAN IT THIS TIEM 9:49 Firebrand794 OR DO WE 9:50 Loygansono55 ECIP PAR TTABELS FO THAW TEH KCUF 9:50 Firebrand794 Boom Shaka Laka, we done nigga 9:50 Loygansono55 :D YE
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 Who won? Boxers Briefs Thong