User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/The Doctor searches for a jacket- Episode 2

Episode 2
Doctor "Do I have a jacket?" "Hmm, lets see"

Enters TARDIS closet

Doctor "Ugh, Ugly scarf, Victorian dress, stupid Bowtie, Celery?" "Oh there is that jacket Martha gave me, Eww.."

Doctor "I guess I'll have to go get a jacket"

"How about the North Pole? "Maybe Santa can make me a jacket"

TARDIS materializes in Santa's workshop. The Doctor exits and is greeted by elves.

Doctor "Hello"

Elf 1 "Hello, Who are you?"

Doctor "I'm the Doctor"

Elf 2 is looking over list. "Oh there he is, The Doctor, The Oncoming Storm, Naughty, has upstaged Christmas in 2005, 06, 07, 08, 10, 11, 12, and 13"

Elf 3 "Santa must speak with you immediately"

In Santa's office

Santa "That Mr. Rogers sure is one character"

Door opens

Elf 2 "Santa!, We have found the Doctor"

Elf 1 "The one who upstages our holiday and has also committed genocide"

Santa "Well sit down Doctor, You are gonna be here for a long time" "Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!"

Doctor "Not unless you get a taste of my Sonic Screwdriver!"

Sonic Screwdriver burns Santa's right eye

Santa "Ow!" "Fuck!" "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!" "My eyes!" "Get him!"

Doctor runs out of office and gets into the TARDIS

Doctor "I have to go... Allonsy!!!"

TARDIS rocks back and forth, Cloister bell rings, A jacket falls on TARDIS floor.

Doctor "What!" "There was a jacket here the whole time?" "What"

TARDIS doors open, revealing Santa riding his reindeer in space, yelling

Santa "I'll get you Doctor!!"

To be continued in Episode 3, Enterprise.