User blog:Dark Cyan/Cyanwrites vs Tigerisnormal. Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Third Place Battle



All the fallen... all the jury of the battle court... it's all led up to this.

Weeks of toil, days spent with nothing but the desire to write to knock opponents down time and time again burning in the heads of the contestants.

First, 16 souls dropped from the ledge. Then 8. Then 4.

And then when there were 4, two more lost their grip on the climb to the finals.

But it's not done. There is redemption.

There is the Bronze.

And conflict awaits one last time for these two; The fierce feline of the jungle, bloodied and bettered from it's many battles, and a blue haired anime chick, her cardigan stained red from the foes she had conquered, and the one she had not.

Yeah, very hype for the battle you weren't actually hyped for.

Let's go ayy lmao

Beat: Jungle

Tigerisnormal:
[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Cyanwrites/Hello! Understand this:] your time in the limelight’s now done

Call this a Banksy battle: you’ll be outsped and outdone

We get you’re barely past half a year, you’re a n00b here,

But go toe to toe with me? That’s how I know you’re new here!

Half-assed author fights a dire tiger? Not-so-Great Scot!

When the Survivor lights fire? He rocks and breaks rocks

Like both my Wiki staff hires, I got third place locked

It's your demise like the last lowly writer who faced off

Cyanwrites:
Well, well, well. Look who chose to finish his verses!

I have an old score to settle with you, Tigerisnervous

Last year’s finalist desperately wants some glory to win back

But your chances of winning exist as much as Vaas vs Handsome Jack!

This battle’s not even over, but I’m already a celebrant,

Because I’m against a Slowpoke so I’m back in my element!

Dangle a bronze medal in front of you and you care just enough to pull through,

But I am thankful at least that you didn’t kill [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:V0DeusEstDominiMei/3rd_Annual_Brunswikian_Tourney_-_To_begin_April_1st,_2015! this Tournament] too!

Tigerisnormal:
You're damn wrong, I’m killing this tourney with writing

Each bar lethal evil, beating you black and Cyan

I’m making shelf stackers just from listing your bad lines

Helping write your verses while you beg I finish mine

It's sad, the tourney's your only claim to fame on the Wiki

Wallowing in shit even deeper than your self pity

There’s no Happiness in the Cyan-ide I bring

Dropping you to the brink like your nighttime drinks

Cyanwrites:
You're only well known for being just another user with an animal theme,

And the less powerful half of the wiki's only real Tag Team

You couldn't Serve and Protect your Boyfriend from one more Sophisticated,

So why don't you suck an admin's dick for power like your last foe did?

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tyger Tiger! Tiger! Why aren't you burning bright?]

Three pages into your blogs and last year's Tourney's in sight!

Way to kill all the momentum you had for this Tournament’s arrival

Now hurry up, numbnuts! We're holding up the Grand Final!

Tigerisnormal:
That was one hundred percent wrong, zero percent lyrical

Wipe your existence, not like you had material

You're slower than your releases, I'm a speeding beetle

Pussy-whipping this British like a Monte-Negro

Literature so bland, we oughta call you WhiteWrites

But that’d break your Tumblr Code, you pompous Scottish white knight

When you see the votes, you'll wish I rollbacked your rage

I may be a zoo animal, but fourth place is your cage

Cyanwrites:
You can't just discredit all the effort that I've put in here!

Am I [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Cyanwrites/Cyan%27s_Rap_Battles_17:_Advice_Dog_vs_Doge_2 God Tier? Shit Tier?] Bitch, I'm a Volun-tier!

I pour my sweat and blood into my work. You won't see me disappear!

I've grown far more in seven months than you have in two years!

You wouldn't find writing more than one battle a month so rough,

If you put as much energy into rapping as you do into your smut,

Or if I can prise you out of the ERB 58 thread for long enough

You’ve been out-written! It's fair to say I fucked this pussy right up!

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