User blog:AttackEyebrows12/Epic Rap Battles of the Whoniverse 4: The Celestial Toymaker vs Kandyman

Ohai and welcome to my fourth battle! Today we have TOYS AND CANDY YAY...oh shit. Anyway, it's gonna be the Celestial Toymaker from the First Doctor story of the same name against Kandyman from the Seventh Doctor story The Happiness Patrol. Jella was actually supposed to do the title cards but he didn't have time so Skeep did them instead. Celestial Toymaker background: Celestial Toyroom Kandyman background: Kandy Kitchen P.S Wikia fucked up image posting so im gonna post the pictures later

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIMuANy9oI

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE WHONIVERSE! (to be inserted later, blame wikia) BEGIN!

Celestial Toymaker
(starts at 0:25) Welcome to the Celestial Toyroom! Let's play a game

The rules are: lose and your freedom is the reward I will claim

Licorice, marzipan, caramel just isn't enough to defeat what I can spew

How can you step to a Guardian of Time when lemonade can defeat you?

You have a dangerous hand, might as well call this your Final Test

You had best be careful of my hot flow, and this time I do not jest

My rhymes are Crystal clear, yours are more than a little murky

This time, you'll be the one to be defeated with a smile on your face

===Kandyman ===

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(starts at 0:47)

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Patrol! Surround the intruder! He isn't feeling very happy

You say you can defeat me? Now you're spitting out some blarney

Impolite guests who try to rap me get to feel my sweet candy flow

I'll be the one playing games now, ensnaring you like Dodo

Heads or tails? Either way, I'll chop your Trilogic into half

Wipe this Mandarin from this universe, your failure will be a gaffe

You might want to choose your enemies a tad more wisely

Now stop stalling for time, I know it'll fail, so flee

===Celestial Toymaker ===

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(starts at 1:09)

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Wait! There is one more trial! Let's play some Solitaire

I'm the Earl of spitting, and I wouldn't call this matchup fair

Take a look at the Nightmare Fair, do you want some cotton candy?

But I must admit, what a wonderful mannequin you would be

You're uglier than a Zygon, and softer than the Rutans

It's ironic how you got hot pokered, but you don't have any burns

You were based on Thatcherism? No wonder you're soft like the government

It's your final move, and I'm expecting some shit lines to be constant

===Kandyman ===

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(starts at 1:31)

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Oh shut up, old man! Go back to playing with your toys

'Cause some things that don't affect me are your terrible raps and ploys

Why don't you leave? You get bored at practically everything

When I'm done, you'll need a new body to be boning

I may not be appearing again, but you'll still be haunted

Let me give you some candies! I know you must be feeling livid

Now you've been bested, but I've still got a prize

So don't worry, because here comes some Fondant Surprise!

===WHO WON? === ===WHO'S NEXT? === ===YOU DECIDE! === ===EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE WHONIVERSE! ===