Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs battled Bill Gates in Epic Rap Battles of History 21. He was played by Nice Peter.

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Steven Jobs, (February 24 1955 - October 5 2011) was an American businessman, designer, and inventor. He was adopted at birth, although he met his biological family when he became older. Jobs has been the face of Apple Inc. for years, and has been noted for helping the co-operation with much success. He was the co-founder, chairman, and chief executive officer of the company. Jobs also was a co-founder and CEO of Pixar, and NeXT Inc. In 2011, Jobs died after a long battle against pancreatic cancer.

ERBoH Bio
(Lights up. I walk on stage dressed in my trademark black turtleneck and jeans. The crowd goes CRAZY). We're going to make some history together today. 1955 -- I was born and given up for adoption. Not long after, I founded a little company called Apple along with my high school friend Steve Wozniak. (A giant picture of a bearded man appears on the massive screen behind my head). Together we created one of the first personal computers -- the Apple II, and helped popularize the graphical user interface (GUI) with Macintosh computers. Although the board of my own company kicked me out in 1985, I returned victorious in 1996 and took control again. In my hiatus from Apple I helped form a little company called Pixar and revolutionized the movie business. Back at Apple, I encouraged people to "Think Different" and invented the iPod and iTunes (revolutionizing the music industry), the iPhone (changing the way people interact with the internet and each other), the iPad (allowing people to play tiny video games while on the toilet) and continued to popularize Mac computers. You MIGHT have seen my "I'm a Mac" commercials. I'm being sarcastic, of course you did. Some people think that my great strength was as a marketer, and well, I did have a way of creating and promoting products that just got people excited. I made Apple one of the world's most profitable companies and continued working up until the day before I passed away from Pancreatic Cancer -- the one PC I couldn't beat.

Verse 1:
Let me just step right in, I got things to invent

I'm an innovator, baby. Change the world

Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl

I'm a pimp, you're a nerd. I'm slick, you're cheesy

Beating you is Apple II easy

I make the products that the artist chooses

And the GUI that Melinda uses

I need to bring up some basic shit

Why'd you name your company after you dick?

Verse 2:
A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes

A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes

Verse 3:
Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple

Verse 4:
All the people with the power to create use an Apple

Verse 5:
You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

Verse 6:
You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple

Verse 7.
Let's talk about doctors. I've seen a few

Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you

I built a legacy son. You can never stop it

Now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit

Trivia

 * Steve Jobs is the only rapper, excluding those who enter the battle at a later point (eg. Vince Offer, HAL 9000), who's name is never mentioned at the beginning of the Rap Battle.