User blog:Ethan Rumowski/RRBOR News With a Coconut

"Wha? Why am I here? Wheres Mr.Torpedo?"

The Important Stuff
"Hello, and I am a coconut! This coconut is here to tell you as of whenever he feels like it, Ethan will be adding to our new rap series called "RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!" Now, don't expect these to come out every week like Nice Peter and LloydEpic, (Wait, is it LloydEpic or EpicLloyd?) but they still will come sooner than every year. I promise. But there is one thing I need help with..."

Some Other Important Stuff
WE FEED ON YOUR SUGGESTIONS!

No, seriously. I can't make random rap battles that still make sense without suggestions or-

"WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU-"

SHUT UP COCONUT!


 * ahem*

Without your suggestions, my random rap making skills are under the charts! So make like a normal person, and leave a suggestion in the freakin comments and stuff! Season One is expected to air on: 'Somewhere'.

But seriously, we need your help.

"Can I stop drowning, please?"

SHUT UP COCONUT!

"But-"

DO YOU WANT THE SHARKS?

"No!"

THEN BE QUIET!

(No coconuts were harmed in the film of the making...or is it a blog? A BLOG FILM? A flog?)