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Epic Rap Battles Of History!

King Henry VIII  VS!  LeBron James 

BEGIN!

 LEBRON JAMES:

Flying through this battle like I do a fast break

Dunking on number 8's head making an entire arena shake.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">I dish out assists; you get women on the rebound

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Your daddy died while you were stuck inside, that's only why you were crowned!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">You're broader than those speeches you made, and those were all too Vague!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Half your kingdom was wiped out through the sweating sickness plague!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">I average Triple-Doubles, winning titles with the Big Three!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">I've battled people like you before, no action and all talk

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Ill toss you up out of this battle like my Pre-Game chalk

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">And how did Women ever find you attractive? You died Morbidly Obese with Hives!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">You had more affairs then Clinton! With not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but six wives!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">KING HENRY VIII: 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">I wouldn't have that many wives if they wouldn't birth me a damn girl!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Duke of Ireland at 3, handled congress before I even knew where to pee!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Yes you played for the Irish, but that was high school.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">And your game is so basic it’s like you're still using the Naismith rules!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Got so much 'Magic' in Orlando we should call you HIV in the making.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">And when this battle is over, your talents are going to be farther than south beach,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Your ego is so high that not even Yao Ming could reach!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">LEBRON JAMES: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Cleveland and your doctors have a lot in common,

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">The only reason that you’re famous is because you were pimp

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">No wonder you could hold down a nation, you weigh more than a blimp

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Hop on board of one of your Navy, I’ll drown you with my champion-ship

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">KING HENRY VIII: 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">I'm surprised that you know about that History, never having gone to college!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Memorized basic fundamentals, yes, but of winning, you have no knowledge!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">There would never be a story of Jordan choking in the headlines.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">When you couldn't win it all you jumped aboard the closest airline!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">You'll be the best soon, only because Kobe's skills are receding faster than your hairline!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">The only thing you're the King of is your little flopping Stunts.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">I saw you called about a battle it Rang Once!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 18.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Noteworthy","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">EPIC RAP BATTLES

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