Thread:LakuitaBro01/@comment-7352837-20130404224739

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



TEDDY ROOSEVELT



VS



T.E. LAWERENCE



BEGIN





Lawerence:

I’m T.E. Lawrence



I can kick you’re a** with my alliance



<p class="MsoNormal">You were the youngest elected president

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I just want you to be obedient

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You lost to a guy named Woodrow Wilson

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">No wonder why you’re so dumb

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a Texan

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">As president you were a joke!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You half Dutch - Irish bloke

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You were sickly and asthmatic

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You married Alice Hathaway Lee

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> She must’ve directed Glee

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll drop your a** like you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Did law school

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You should’ve never been president!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You should’ve been a dancer you fool

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Roosevelt :

<p class="MsoNormal"> Why is your subtitle “of Arabia”?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You really need to control

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your homophobia

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re English not Arabian!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You think you can beat me?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hah you must be a comedian

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Get out of the middle east so I can see your face

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I had better things to do than law school

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I wanted to be president you ugly disgrace

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You captured that tiny town of Aquba

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your face looks like it’s full of blubber

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You died on a motorcycle

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now you’re deep in slumber

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> They failed to save you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I died in my sleep at least I had it better

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> When your motorcycle I

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Think you became a wetter

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Lawerence:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hey Teddy let me ask you this

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Will you scream I threw you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> In a abyss?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Because of your fight you split the

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Republican Party

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> With your rhymes you’re

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Running a bit tardy

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You tried to be assassinated

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I think the 1912 election should’ve

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Been procrastinated

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> “The old lion is dead”

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now that’s done I would like to say

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your lives like it in bed

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> -Music cuts for a moment-

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Roosevelt :

<p class="MsoNormal"> What did you say?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll snap you in half like clay

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll run you’re a** back to England

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Then back to Arabia and burry you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> In the sand

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll keep on hitting you with

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your own hand

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> No-one talks about my family

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll charge up to you and Ram Thee

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll take my gatling gun

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> And shoot you for fun

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m so great I killed elephants

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> And you’ll be the next

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll beat you down until you have dents

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> You certainly aren’t a mint

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll take your corpse and burn it with a flint

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal"> WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal"> YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal"> -Gatling gun sounds-

<p class="MsoNormal"> RAP

<p class="MsoNormal"> BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal"> OF

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