User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 19: Captain Hook vs. The Governor Part 2

Hey yall :D I was very busy with work and stuff that i wasn't able to do a lot of things here but now I'm back and here to give you another rap battle. Get ready. Two former rivals compete once again. Enjoy :)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

CAPTAIN HOOK!

VS.

THE GOVERNOR!

BEGIN!

Captain Hook:

Everyone's favorite captain is here for part dos!

Second time around, I'll show you that I'm really your boss!

Killing your own army dude? Have you gone totally insane?

Your daugther died? Why not bury her down Penny Lane?

I can crush all your army cars wih the Jolly Roger!

All you did was show Andrea your big rocket launcher!

You got glass in your eye and you lost your own family!

Now go back to Woodbury while I live my life in sanity!

The Governor:

Mr. Hook, I think you should know right now!

The only place your raps are getting you is straight on down!

Yes I showed Andrea my rocket launcher and I fired it down her ass!

The only firing you'll every do is when Peter Pan asks!

Im British if you didn't know. Thats why you won't win this war!

It takes you two movies to fight Peter Pan, it will take me less than an hour!

You should just go suck the dick of the likes of Michonne!

I'll kill you then you'll turn and tear the flesh from the bone!

You want free bruises? Call Martinez. Hell give you a beat!

And if you need a check up, sit on my dental seat!

Captain Hook:

Mr. Smee can do a better beating than your Mr. Caesar Martinez!

I went over to your mama's home and now she knows who has the bigger penis!

You already lost Philip! Even before all this began!

I'll charge right through you much harder than your Olsen Bread Van!

Living in Woodbury is an big mistake!

I can kill more of my men blindfolded Mr. Philip Blake!

So shut your piehole! You've run out of words!

I'm like Martin Luther King because you've just been served!

The Governor:

I have had enough of a red riding hood bitchy pirate!

Put my Steyr down your mouth and taste a spoonful of its firerate!

You have the genitals to step up to this man?

I can deliver an uppercut that'll send you back to Neverland!

Stop wasting your time chasing flying little boys!

Either you go back to your ship or die, dude it's all your choice!

After this, you'll be known as a stupid motherfucker!

Put your right hand in your ass and call yourself a hooker!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? Captain Hook The Governor