User blog comment:JPhil2.0/Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney - Mario (Captain Warrior) vs. Sonic (JPhil2.0)/@comment-13714183-20140617195421

Verse 1:

It's a me, Mario! Going to face this blue fast asshole.

I'll serve you with raps like I do to pizza, ready, set, GO!

I was in so many games; I'm like the Simpsons but in video games.

Going through rings, and not through the Red Ring of Death? Wow, what a shame.

You call me Super Mario, or I'll punch you like I do to prize blocks.

Ripping off of Usain Bolt? Not cool, dude, now I'm really shocked.

I'm not gonna lie, your speed is really slow, and not even close to being fast.

It's your turn now, and if you go too far, I'll send Luigi on your ass.