User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles Season 2- Peyton Manning vs. Kevin Durant

I celebration of me returning to my account, I present possibly my best fan made battle yet. I might even do a cover of this battle if I do a decent enough job. Today, the MVP of the NBA and NFL last season square off. I do not have anything else to add.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESSSSSS

PEYTON MANNING

VS

KEVIN DURAANT

BEGIN

Kevin Durant:

Man, I can't believe you want to face me!

I'm the MVP of OKC, you better QB

sneak yourself far away, facing me's a joke!

you choke like Romo, once again I'll leave your ankles broke!

I'm fly like a high snap, you're high and can't rap

Why the long face? You need a top hat and a nap

Your old heart'll tick-tock when I leave you Thunderstruck

I'ma drop you like the Colts, you've run out of Luck!

Peyton Manning:

I've won the big game, you're the choker to me.

After this, you'll be saying I'm the real MVP!

You look like the guy on the wet floor sign.

Can't score unless you got two feet behind the free throw line.

You've got no class, instead of whining 'bout calls.

take a lesson from me, learn how to pass the ball.

(Omaha!) to face me is to face defeat more

I'll eat you; call me the sports Heatmor!

Kevin Durant:

Wanna see a real touchdown? Step to tornado alley!

Or is this little sally too scared to leave their "green valley"?

I'm landing private Jets on your Giant forehead

Who cares what you say? You're about to be dead!

Stick to eating cornbread with your Omaha hicks

I'm gonna dump a Manning faster than Hakeem freakin' Nicks

The star of the Midwest is burning so hot

I'll shock you so hard, I'll leave you saying "Great Scott!"

Peyton Manning:

Why don't shove the ring you don't have up your nose

So when you breathe out, you remember that you still blow

I'm a record holder, with a massive boulder brain

Playing after surgery, while you're benched with "shoulder pain"

55 touchdowns couldn't clear away your brick house

But I'll stomp the life out of this rock chuckin' mouse!

I'm a legend son, I'm old but groovy.

The only thing floppier than you is your movie.

WHO WON Kevin Durant Peyton Manning