User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Zorro vs. The Lone Ranger

Zorro of Spanish-ruled California clashes with Western gun-slinger The Lone Ranger to decide who is the better masked hero. Who wins? You decide!

'''Zorro: '''

Here comes Zorro, about to blow off your socks

When it comes to battle-rapping, I’m as sly as a fox

For that is what I am in Spanish, so get a clue Mr. Reid

Toronado will stomp all over Silver, for he is the one true noble stead

I have a hit film with Anthony Hopkins, your latest movie was a flop

That colorful outfit looks homo, so please, just stop

I’ll cut you up with my sword, and leave your broken body in a ditch

Cause you can call my raps the verbal Butch Cavendish



The Lone Ranger:

Some pretty big words coming from a dude with a pedo stache

Say all you want, de la Vega, but I’m still gonna win this match

I’ve got a tough Indian sidekick, and you hang with a servant who’s mute

Call me Sheriff Woody, cause I put my snake in Lolita’s boot

<p class="MsoNormal">Your name may mean fox, but you’re as cowardly as a cat

<p class="MsoNormal">You look an emo-hipster wannabe wearing that black outfit and matching hat

<p class="MsoNormal">And yes, that movie of yours was a hit, but you’re forgetting one thing

<p class="MsoNormal">In it, you got replaced by Puss in Boots. How’s that for a sting?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Zorro:

<p class="MsoNormal">“Lone” is a good adjective, cause that’s what you’ll be forever

<p class="MsoNormal">So you might as well get down on your knees and surrender

<p class="MsoNormal">I am one masked hero that you’ll never get past

<p class="MsoNormal">Now go on and get out here, before I mark a “Z” on your ass

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''The Lone Ranger: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Hi Ho Silver! Let’s tie up and drag this douche-bag through the town

<p class="MsoNormal">I am the king of the Old West, and I proudly wear that crown

<p class="MsoNormal">Adios Diego, I’m the one who’s winning tonight

<p class="MsoNormal">Next time, don’t bring a sword to a gun fight

Who won? Zorro The Lone Ranger