Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 25/@comment-79.173.246.207-20121104185501

Epic Rap Battles of history

Batman Vs Sherlock Holmes

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Holmes:

Yo Batman stop you don’t have to be gay

Teaching children who are 3 homosexuality

No really mind your own business

You should go and learn my detective tricks

You wanna be a hero but you don’t have superpowers

To tell you Wayne you have bad luck for hours

Your parents died in front of your face

Then you decided to fight penguin and clayface

I will destroy you with my fists and my swords

I hope you listened carefully to these words

Batman:

Please go shut up holmes

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Britain doesn’t need you, neither your whores

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">I have billions you actually suck

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">You use drugs whenever your stuck

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">You lived in a hotel room and you didn’t pay

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Without Watson you'd be living in a hay

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">I know you like to stay clean but your actually dirty

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">And we all know you tried to be flirty

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Dude look at your face it looks stuck with glue

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Elementary my dear fuck you

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Holmes:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Im good at astronomy and politics

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">You were replaced by a guy called dick

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">You hide in your batcave and afraid to go out

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Till now you don’t know how to count

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Batman:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">You think your good at martial arts you should see me

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">Destroying many enemies having a killing spree

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">This will be the last thing I'll tell you

<p class="MsoNormal" style="direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;">In all your life you don’t have a fucking clue