User blog:Tkid115/Captian Olimar vs Luigi. SSB4 Rap Battle Tourney.

'This is a battle for Whale's Super Smash Bros Tournement. It features green-capped pliumber, Luigi, versus captian of the U.S.S Dolphin, Olimar to see who's more useless.'







Luigi:
Let'sa go! It'sa time to stomp this midget out! Pikmin a fight with me? You must be smoking sprouts!

You're my bro's poser, right down to the name! Stop spreading your seed, and get a better game!

You're like Nintendo's form of Billy, you look really grim.

With those eyes wide shut, your chance of winning is dim.

So bring your little slaves and their clones

I'll KO you fast, yet slow; call this the Negative Zone!

Olimar:
Time for the Captian of the Dolphin to take out this loser!

I should be exploring! Not rapping! But, eh, beggars can’t be choosers!

Can’t believe they’d put me up against a discount version of your brother!

Actually, you’re both bitches. So you’re not so different from each other!

You’re a rip-off of Tails, only a little more gut-less!

When I spit these words out with force, I’ll be serving the Pikmen justice!!!

PIKMEN! Don’t think this green guy will be able to beat me!

Cause’ I think I won already! Whelp, There goes the Year of Luigi!

Luigi:
 I'm not the face of my series, but still have more games than you!

 I'ma number one! You can be my number 2.

 Your time is running out, so take your last breaths

 while you look into my eyes and see my stare of death

 When it comes to fighting I could kill you with my taunt

<p class="MsoNormal"> My raps will spook you like they're a Boo on the haunt

<p class="MsoNormal"> You're less of a captain than Sparklez and Crunch

<p class="MsoNormal"> But I can still watch you lose games and eat you for brunch!

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Olimar:
<p class="MsoNormal">You have more games than me? Hmm, let’s see,

<p class="MsoNormal">Mario is Missing and Luigi’s Mansion?! Please.

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you have an army? No, you have a little Toad!

<p class="MsoNormal">PIKMEN! Beat his ass and leave him on the side of the road!

<p class="MsoNormal">Watch out, greeny! I’m gonna come in wreckin’!

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like you, your bro just left you with his yellow sloppy seconds!

<p class="MsoNormal">Come this Smash tourney, I’ll surely win!

<p class="MsoNormal">But not against you anymore, I’d rather face your evil twin!

YOU DECIDE!!!
Who Won? Olimar Luigi