User blog:MonkeyInATank/Atilla the Hun vs Stephen Colbert

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ATILLA THE HUN!

VS!

STEPHEN COLBERT!

BEGIN!!!

Atilla:

This American talk show host will never beat me

The leader of the world's most famous dynasty

I can tell you're scared, you're starting to perspire

You'll never beat the leader of the Hunnic Empire

My men rode on horseback, we stood mighty tall

We were so tough, we took down the first Sea Wall

My empire stretched across all of Eurasia

It's hopeless, Stephen, you might need euthanasia

Stephen:

If you're gonna beat me, you'd better have a good retort

What's up, bitch? This is the Colbert Report!

I met George Bush and Obama, leaders of a democracy

You call the Huns a dynasty? More like a mockery

You weren't a leader, you had a horrible life

You were stabbed and killed by your own wife

Your invasion of Italy was the opposite of success

I'll beat you for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

Atilla:

My people burnt down whole cities and conquered a landmass

But I don't need them to kick your ass

I've had operas written about me and my face on medals

I'll beat you literally, you're gonna need a hospital

You ruined Mitt's campaign and ridiculed all the Jews

I'll take something from your show and wag my finger at you

Stephen:

Your empire's dead now, so why you bragging about it?

If you call yourself a man, then why can I see your tits?

They made you King, huh? You should've been a slave

Now go home to your bathroom and shave

Your beard looks like a giant ball of boiled cabbage

I connect with an entire nation, you're nothing but a savage

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Atilla the Hun Stephen Colbert