User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay/Rap battles made by Valaybleatbleatlay episode 2 Max Gilardi vs John Kricfalusi

Hello everyone! This is my second rap battle,

I`ve read your commentaries and made conclusions.This bettle is bigger than the previous one. And I tried harder to pick up a rhyme. I hope this stuff is better then "Atilla vs Sauron" or, at least not worse.

P.S. Max is white, John is red, Goofball is blue, Ren is yellow and Stimpy is dark green.

RAP BATTLES MADE BY VALAYBLEATBLEATLAY!
Max Gilardi!

VS!

John Krisfalusi!

Begin!

 MAX G

 Hello, dork, I`m glad you`ve visited me!

 I admit that you`re good, but not too good to stay on TV.

 I`m the best internet artist, I’m MAX G!

 I was blowing up bronies while creating an interesting plot!

 Your main business is making a vile absurd series rated PG.

 Your producers thought it was not a kids’ show but a dirty spot!

 And so they kicked you out from your own show!

 But in 2002 on Spike TV you finally had a go…

 Though with full freedom your creativity sucks

 As those Nickelodeon`s green ducks.

  I`m powerful as a mighty mouse!

 I`m awesome as my friends animators,(Piemation`s and TheOdd1sOut`s cameo)

<p class="MsoNormal">  My cartoons’re more brutal than “Ripping Brothers”!

<p class="MsoNormal"> But enough of praising myself, it was done by my commentators!

<p class="MsoNormal"> JOHN K

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, I saw your commentators and their commentaries.

<p class="MsoNormal"> With their opinion I totally disagree.

<p class="MsoNormal"> And, man, second most popular comment under your videos is

<p class="MsoNormal"> ‘‘Man, I want to fuck your TV!’’

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m not proud of your art, it is just aggressive and weird chirrup.

<p class="MsoNormal"> As bad as Hungarian pörkölt with added Canadian maple syrup!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re fat and you`re bald and you’re ugly, anyone can tell!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Could you just stop moving pictures and kill yourself?

<p class="MsoNormal"> But with the help of false varicose veins (keep in mind it, guys!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can become less terrible in my eyes!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your cartoons have as much sense as “Wolfpuncher” -

<p class="MsoNormal"> All good ideas were destroyed by chopping and munching!

<p class="MsoNormal"> MAX G

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, at least, I do my stuff with my own hands

<p class="MsoNormal"> And don`t get kicks from assholes at the top!

<p class="MsoNormal"> At every step I didn`t receive bans!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">He didn`t wade through the Saturday morning cartoo… Stop!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Goofball, bastard! What are you doing here? There is no need to assist!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But I`ll make this battle better! Now there`s an unexpected plot twist!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Get out of here, you`ve messed up Brain Dumb, don`t ruin this battle at least!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Why all my cartoon characters got me pissed?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Come on, let`s do it together, I`ve brought a box of chocolate cereals!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don`t need neither your help nor tasty chocolate materials!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But it`s “Gramma Brownie`s chocolate chunker wunker bunkers”!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don`t want your “Gramma Brownie`s chocolate chunker wunker bunkers!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Did you just start saying “Gramma Brownie`s chocolate chunker..?”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Once again please FUCK OFF! Will you ever disappear, black-eyed monkey?

<p class="MsoNormal"> JOHN K

<p class="MsoNormal"> I see you have a holdup.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now this yukky ghost is messing up!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Okey, never mind. Guys, fuck them up!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Ren and Stimpy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Ooh!.. Ren, what`s this? I`m excited and intrigued!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Me too! Let`s roast this ugly animator, he is already fatigued!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The red one said he hates your shows. He enjoys products which are half finished.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Your life will become as dark as Jerrie`s and his son`s – grey and greenish!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Our creator is wrong, even false veins can`t fix you, prick.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Founder of the website “hotdiggedydemon” can suck hot demon`s dick!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We were in the depths of outer space and died several times.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You really think you can defeat us with rhymes?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">LOG is better than you! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191; mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> Even this piece of wood for children is not that bad!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m the evil one and my friend is an idiot. Stay out of our shed!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m gonna kick your ass, this will be a good example for all!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m gonna hitcha! And you`re gonna fall…