User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare
Come bite my thumb! I know that add bet.

I will slug between your shoulder blades.

Then through the cracks there is the challenge of asking what light?

Master, I circumflex colleagues to you. My rhyme is a classic.

Your nonsense, high school students from the drafting of acid!

hoebag she does not know you're old Soulja boy swag.

No gonads. Egads, this is very sad.

And the worst part is that it's not a doctor.

I've never seen a software author more.

This is when the liar. You too, I bet you wrote a book of mystery!

Pull the brush, [Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat start of the image. ]

Cat in the Hat
I do not want to, you can not be on the boat.

Read and write and play a boring ass!

But Horton does not want to listen to you.

And, Cindy Lou, you are afraid to go near you!

She gave birth to a human death.

You leave, it seems that Macbeth at the end of the classroom.

I entertain children of all ages.

You have to put this aside and said the opposite!

From doing, how the cat fights hat?

I got scared little children step on the mat!

My thought was to wrap it up your ass neck scarf?

I have a book in the popular I will be back!

What holds the skull, [Dr. Shakespeare, closing Seuss book. ]

William Shakespeare
In my work, I switched my style like the Beatles.

Everyone is a lot of functionality in a miracle.

You are a poor forecast

I think your new book, there may be one meter three syllables

And some of the slums puppet animals?

Birds building.

From the castle, I'm the boss too!

I bet, OJ Parliament.

I believe that it kills.

I Iller river than the plague.

I'm still in time for the first time, cholera,

Pot Pot

Bowler in cricket business number,

You while you sit in the stands!

[They Seuss, the cat can look at each other, then open his mouth surprised quick lap Shakespeare]

Cat in the Hat
The fastest lap, you have what you. Yes, it is true, it is the fastest lap.

You will see two couples and how to package things you take advantage of this time!

Things 1 & 2
Oh, no, we break your world!

It might yo wrote a script, but we will now show!

You can put your imagination, then you go home back to 'em to your mother!

I broke our foot in your ass feetie our pajamas!

Man, you cook, we use some green eggs and ham for!

We break a leg Austrian law! In any case, we RAGE!

I do not bust out of the cage to us in the end!

You just grab your camp you just played, Bill Joe, Joe!