User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles of Bullshit Connections: Emma Swan vs Mother Goose

It's me

I'm back

Not really but whatever

It's time for LIGHT YAGAMI VS A MOUNTAIN GOAT: THE REMATCH!

I mean... Emma Swan, the main protagonist of Once Upon A Time

against a Goose who is also a mother.

BEGIN!

The Battle
Mother Goose:

I guess I have to flap at this Hickory Dickery Dick

A Mary who can’t tend to her little lamb, since her head’s so thick

Now a swan sent to the underworld is not something I’d protest

Unless the pest made a mess so a dark one can’t reverse the text

What happened to the Writer? Tweedle-dum broke the pen!

Killian and Swan then go up the hill, to fuck it all up in the end

I’m the weasel to your monkey, the itsy bitsy spider to your water spout

But now this little teapot is gonna get knocked the fuck out!

Emma Swan:

A child could write your rhymes, in fact, I think a few did

For these nursery titles are the only “rhymes” you think exist

I was born from Snow White, so my heart still shines bright

You act like a disney movie from 1955

A piece of advice, If you keep insulting my friends

Solomon Grundy isn’t the only tale that’s going to end in death

I may be a saviour, but your life is beyond saving

So go hide in a lake and attack the people who throw you breading…

Abigail and Amelia Gabble:

Oh joy! Another goose! Maybe she can get us to Paris!

But first… I think we should take out the other loony heiress

We should tear her from side to side! Oh, I quite like that

But we were born with flat feet, so we never get tired

But in the end, I think the alley cats shall smack your head with a lyre

Score one point for Abigail, always making me proud

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Bella Swan:

Ugh. This battle is so depressing that it makes me lack a smile

I’d actually diss Emma, but she’s been gone for awhile

I guess I’ll diss the three geese because I’m getting a headache

you can all die in a hole… that Edward began making…

This is stupid… I quit.



Caesar:

This war has already begun. Human will not forgive.

So Caesar takes a stand, letting the geese live

It a valiant effort, but the monkey comes to win

Now show me why the hell Twilight even exists…

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

I’LL DECIDE!

EPIC RAP

BATTLES

OF

BULLSHIT

CONNECTIONS

AND SHIT

poll
Who won? Mother Goose Emma Swan Abigail and Amelia Gabble Bella Swan Caesar Inactivity