User blog:MetalFire/The Other Mods: Wiki Cops episode 2

(We see Barry and the others looking around at everyone, Barry pulls out a clipboard.)

Barry: Before I announce the new Mods, I would like to say a new policy

Metal: Hm?

Barry: Instead of just one team of two Mods, we will have a multiple team of mods, since people joining has increased

Metal: Gives more people a chance

Barry: Exactly, now let me announce the teams!

Metal: *Mumbles* Now it's my time to shine

Barry: The first team is Xim, Sierra, and Lexi

Xim: Excellent

Sierra: I'm not good enough to be mod ;-;

Lexi: It's ok Laura

Barry: Noice, Noice, the next team is Wach, Four, and A6

Wach and Four: Uh uh we ain't working with him nigga

Barry: Look he needs role models, so he's a junior to you

Wach: Fine

Barry: And those are the teams, thank you

Tesla: C'mon Loyg, Hawk and I should be promoted again

Night: It's Night, not Hawk

Barry: Pft no since you two had a year war over the Stapler rights

(Metal throws his paperwork on the ground)

Metal: This is such bullshit!

Barry: Metal calm down

Metal: I do all of my work and I'm always here why can't I be promoted!

Barry: It's complicated Metal

Metal: I'M A PHOENIX YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY

(Metal dropkicks a water fountain and storms out of the room.)

Xim: Did he just call himself a Phoenix?

Lexi: He's just having a bad day

Barry: I know...

Narrator: 29 minutes later!!

(Metal touches the doorknob to the room and gets shocked)

Metal: Owwwwwww!!

(Barrys face appears and puts a paper saying that Metal is banned for a day)

Metal: Fine

(We see Metal at Four Stars coffee, sitting down reading the newspaper.)

Metal: Hmmm so much news

(Suddenly a tall slim man in a suit and sunglasses sits in front of Metal)

???: Hello young sir how are you on this lovely day?

Metal: I'm alright, and who are you?

T.J: The names T.J and I run a multi billion dollar companie

Metal: Which one is it?

(T.J hands him a small card and the card says)

Metal: The Wrathinian company?

T.J: Yes our motto is Wrath to bad economy and unfair use

Metal: Well I already work in a fine company

(T.J pulls out a hypnosis watch and swings it around)

T.J: Youuuu will not remember our encounter...

Metal: I.... will not remember-

Joe: Hey!! what are you doing to Metal!

(Joe takes the watch and punches T.J in the face leaving him fainted)

Joe: You ok Metal?

Metal: Yeah that was some freaky shit

Joe: Who was he?

Metal: His name was T.J

Joe: Well I must be off, Farewell!

Metal: Bye Joe thank you

(We cut to Barry, Xim, Lexi, and Sierra near the parking lot of the station)

Barry: Ladies I have a surprise for you

Xim: What is it?

Barry: Something special

Lexi: A puppy?

Barry: Close

Xim: Just tell us!

Barry: Follow me

(They walk along the park to see a black and silver polished car)

Sierra: This looks nice

Barry: Oh, but that's not the best part

(Barry opens the door and flips a switch. Than a head of a young women with brown hair and glasses appears on the monitor)

T.A.V.I: Good evening I am T.A.V.I

Xim: The fuck?

Lexi: That is badass

Sierra: What does T.A.V.I stand for?

T.A.V.I: Simple, It's Terrific, Amazing, Victorious, Intelligence

Lexi: This is so cool~

Xim: Does the other team have a talking car?

Barry: Nah they're fgts

Xim: Excellent

Sierra: Lets drive this bitch

T.A.V.I: Excuse me?

Sierra: Sorry ;-;

(We see Coupe with Wach, Four, and A6 in the tool shed)

Coupe: I have a surprise for you three

Wach: What is it?

Coupe: Here it is!

(Coupe pulls out a flute)

Four: What the hell

Coupe: Shush and watch

(Coupe plays the Flute and a car appears)

A6: Oh my god

Coupe: Also it's indestructible

(Coupe brings out a gun and shoots the car. It doesn't do anything)

Wach: That is sick!

Coupe: Enjoy gentlemen

(We cut to later at night where Metal is on his PC)

Metal: There has to be more to this, that guy defiantly wasn't normal

(We go to a shot of the computer screen with Metals reflection)

Metal: Ugh! Why is there barely any material on the person, his company is an open book though.

(Metal turns off his PC and heads to bed)

Narrator: The next day!!

(Metal enters the office and sits down on his office chair)

Nail: So why did you flip out yesterday

Metal: I honestly don't know

Nail: It was very childish

Metal: Look I don't need to be Mod, It would be nice though

Nail: Well It's just a silly title, nothing more

Metal: Hey I found an interesting case and we should investigate it

Nail: That's not our job damnit

(Metal gets up and puts his gun on Nails head)

Metal: Let me say it better than, Lets go to your fucking car, or I'll blow your brains out

Nail: Fine!

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