User blog:Drat7/Epic Rap BattIes of Food 1: Burger vs Fries!

EPIC RAP BATT LES OF FOOD!!!!!
''Burger! vs! Fries!''

Begin.

Fries:
Burger Sucks..... me...

So many people eat me!!

Burger?!?! More like... Poo... Ber.

Ha ha ha ha!

Everyone who eats Burger is fat... like this funny fat man.

Burger:
Do you think that you are better than me?

My name is Burger and I am better than everyone.

I am a meaty little boy, and you are just a chode.

I am a full meal, and you are only a side.

That makes you cringe! Cringe! Cringe!

Fries:
As Ghandi once said...

Exercise? I thought you said extra Fries!

People always ask "would you like some fries with that?"

But never "Would you like a Burger with that?"

You are also veeeEry high in calories

People get heart attacks when they eat you.