Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 70/@comment-208.114.92.137-20170105030259/@comment-24328089-20170105031021

1. Gain ten pounds. I need to cultivate some mass.

2. The first one. Nobody knows it's me, and I can show them how much cooler I am today.

3. I sext my mom all the time anyway.

4. IDEK what Gamergate is, I used to see it referenced a ton like 2 years ago. It sounds like cancer on wheels. Trolls are trolls, so I'll say either one.

5. If I didn't ask my mom for permission, then it would be rape. So obviously the second one.

6. Be a millionaire. Living in the world of Harry Potter would be terrifying.

7. Again, cure rare cancer. I don't want a sith or dementor to come and fuck me up.