Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 62/@comment-28219132-20160602181418

I saw this on a YouTube comment, it's not mine, but GODDAMM IT IS AWESOME

Uncle Sam vs The Queen of England The Queen: God Save the Queen, from what I’m about to do. For I’m Demeaning myself by Battling the likes of You! You’re Unsophisticated, Unintelligent, and Utterly Crass! I’ll Ride this Yankee into Town because He’s Nothing but a Jack Ass! I will Frustrate your States, with the Words I Dictate! Cuz I’m about to Demonstrate why Britain is Great! You’re a Greedy-ass Relative. For your Death Date you’re Tardy. I’ll Kick you right in the Crumpets at your Boston Tea Party!

Uncle Sam: Oh say can you see by the Dawn’s Early Light, This Ugly Ancient Witch who gives Children a Fright! No ifs, ands, or buts; There’s No Way you’re gonna Win. Now be a Good Slut, and come Suck my Big Ben! I’m Drafting your Eulogy! I WANT YOU to Beware! This Patriot Punches like Bombs Bursting in Air! You’ll soon be seeing Stars. I’ll put you in an early Grave! You just got Served by AMERICA! The Home of the Brave!

The Queen: Home of the Brave? You Built your Country on Slaves! Enough with the Fireworks; I’m sick of this Rave! You Will Die, Next 4th of July! I will Bring your Doom! You shall Obey Mother England! Now go back to your Room!

Uncle: I don’t give a Shit that you’re the Queen of the Brits! Better Say Uncle, cause I’m not Calling it Quits! I’ll shove a Firework up your Ass! How’s that for some Class? London Bridge has Fallen Down. Just like your Reign, At Last!