User blog:Loygansono55/Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Muto

Yugi – I'm gonna start this battle by playing a card face-down,

You're going to lose,

I'll turn that smile upside-down,

Right now you've got 4000 life points,

That's about to change,

If you think you can beat me right now,

You're obviously deranged,

I'm the king of games,

All your games are lame,

They're all the same,

Generation 5 sucked,

Man, what a shame,

I've got a fancy duel disc,

While you're obsessed with balls,

It's your stupid catchphrase,

But you'll never catch 'em all!

Ash: Go, Pikachu!

Thunderbolt!

I think this fool needs a jolt,

We've got better rap skills than this dolt,

Children's card games are getting a bit old,

You rely on the heart of the cards,

But this time you're out of luck,

'Cos your spinoffs GX, 5 D's, and Zexal,

All sucked,

Also,

Look at your hair,

Yuck!

It's like somebody threw up a rainbow on your mug,

I've got an army of vicious monsters just waiting to pounce,

You're a pint-sized pipsqueak,

Just waiting to get trounced,

This'll be over before you know it,

My Metapod,

You can blow it!

Yugi: You're a champion,

Sure,

Of the friend zone,

At the end of every season you're left travelling all alone,

I've got my best friends by my side,

The entire way through,

I'm not going to be finished with you,

Until you're beaten Black, Red and Blue!

Ash: The cap's on backwards now,

Shit just got real,

The only thing you should be doing with cards,

Is having a quick deal,

You cheat in every game you play,

With a random deck just thrown together,

Feel free to surrender,

If you may,

Because I'm only getting' better!

Yugi: Your name's Ash,

But I'll cut you down like timber,

Even my pinkie finger's probably longer than your excited member,

I can see it in your face,

You've got Misty eyes,

You must be a real idiot,

You can't see through Team Rocket's disguise!



Ash: I catch starters in the wild,

Who can say they've done that,

And I'll rip through you,

Like one of your crappy play mats,

I'm in the gym constantly,

No wonder I'm so tough,

You're so boring,

You put me to sleep like a Jigglypuff!

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<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Yugi: You capture little animals,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">And make them do your bidding,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">That's animal abuse man,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You've gotta be fuckin' kidding,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">When are you gonna evolve that little piece of shit,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">It's been forever,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You've met legendary Pokémon,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Whoop-de-doo,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I bet you think you're clever,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You need your little Running Shoes to keep up to my rhymes,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You think you're awesome,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Just because you caught an owl that shines,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You've been 10 for freakin' ever,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">When you gonna grow up,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Go back to Pallet Town,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">And train your Lillipup!

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<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Ash: You solved a stupid puzzle,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Seriously,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">What's with you and games,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You beat an old guy at cards,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">That's your claim to fame,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I turned to stone,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Then came back to life,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">That's how awesome I am,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Retard,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I'll knock your ass straight to the graveyard!

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<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Yugi: Yu-Gi-Oh!

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<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Pharaoh: Let's make this a shadow game,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Mind crush will drop your jaw,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">When I summon my Egyptian God card,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">You'll be left in awe,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">There's no way you can win this,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Give up,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Move on,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">This is the end for you and every single one of your worthless Pussymon!

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<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Ash: I'm the very best,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Like no one ever was,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Your card game is filled with so many flaws,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I can't take the pussy out of this young man,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Where's Yuma,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Jaden,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">And fuckin' Yusei,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I'll beat their asses,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Like I beat yours today,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I think you're mad,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Just a tad,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">I'm so rad,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">My game's a fad,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Your show's so bad,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">And I'll be glad,

<p style="text-align: left; text-decoration: none; margin-bottom: 0cm;">When I win the bitch badge!