Thread:Captain Warrior/@comment-4998540-20140221030520/@comment-4998540-20140221031936

 George Washington:

 I bitch slapped the British back across the Atlantic!

 Your continental name’s as generic as Captain Planet!

 But you’ll need that hippie’s pathetic ass when we’re done,

 Crawling up to Ma-Ti cause you’re gonna need love, son!

 You save the day? I saved the whole god damned nation!

 I don’t dare to Marvel at this Uncle Sam abomination!

 Beating your Frisbee throwing ass is gonna be easy,

 Call me Batman, bitch, cause I’m all up in the DC!

 I knew Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson too!

 You know a Fabio with a hammer and a guy in a suit,

 I may have wooden teeth, but these don’t tell lies,

 I’ll chop you down like loyalists and make a cherry pie!



 Captain America:

 I’ve got a Hulk; you’ve got fake teeth and a powdered wig,

<p class="MsoNormal"> For a leader of an army, you sure were a wimpy bitch.

<p class="MsoNormal"> You retreated more times than France, maybe because

<p class="MsoNormal"> They assisted your whole rebellion cause you’re a lazy fuck!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m a military weapon made for mass justice and freedom;

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re an idiot with a horse who shouldn’t even be sneezed on.

<p class="MsoNormal"> You made your whole army freeze their ass off in the cold,

<p class="MsoNormal"> And eat their own shoes cause their food got old?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your cabinet can’t hold the amount of justice I serve

<p class="MsoNormal"> Benny’s right, the turkey should’ve been the national bird,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cause you’re all fowl play, and a bunch of cocks and chickens,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Even Loki’s better at his job than all of you bitches!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your little team took out Thor’s bitchy sibling, so what?

<p class="MsoNormal"> I kicked the king’s ass and made his whole country bankrupt!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I helped declare independence and made it constitutional!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your game of over-power’s just pathetic and juvenile!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re a nerd’s wet dream; I gave a country proper governing!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You and your menstrual jolly green giant got bought by a company

<p class="MsoNormal"> Run by a shirtless mouse, and you wanna call me lowly?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Call your group the parliament cause you guys can royally blow me!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Captain America:

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll call myself the parliament for sure, cause I’ll deny you your rights!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I prefer the British; at least they don’t go down without a fight!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m doing good, but to make sure your ass is completely beat,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Tony Stark, come on out, show him why team Avenger’s the OG!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Iron Man:

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m Iron man, motherfucker, but call me man of steel,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cause I crush bitches like Stalin, but still get mass appeal!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m super fly, motherfucker, just like a bald  fucking eagle,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hardcore when I’m kicking the asses of those who are evil,

<p class="MsoNormal"> My pimped suit makes HAL look like a busted up Siri,

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll burn your teeth and your wig if you even get near me,

<p class="MsoNormal"> This battle’s like New York, cause you better start retreating,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Even General Howe couldn’t give you this bad of a beating.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> George Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal"> How dare you! Try to pull in another factor? That’s ridiculous!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now you brought in the walking MacBook? God dammit, I’m sick of this!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Besides, I don’t need help! I did better with debt than Obama can,

<p class="MsoNormal"> These acts are intolerable, you scoundrel, now get off my free land!