User blog:Loygansono55/Loygansono55 VS JPhil2.0

So, here we have a user battle between Wiki users Loygansono55 and JPhil2.0. May the best rapper win! :)

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LOYGANSONO55!

VERSUS!

JPHIL2.0!

BEGIN!

Loygansono55
You came looking for an easy defeat, well that can be arranged,

A guy whose only edits come from snazzing up his user page,

Cannot hope to come close to winning against this prodigy,

I'll leave your vulcan vagina bleeding without an apology,

And stain your shirt red, indicating that you'll be next to go,

JPhil2.0, you've got no chance against Loygansono,

So when you begged for an opponent, you just asked for your demise,

I'll crush your dream of victory and then destroy your Enterprise!