User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 27 Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Aristotle

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The 27th battle in ERBoF4! This time, we have Jedi Master Ben Kenobi against Aristotle, the Greek philosopher, to see who is the better wise old man.

Cast
EpicLLOYD - Aristotle

Phillip DeFranco - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Nice Peter - Socrates (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

BEN KENOBI

VS

ARISTOTLE

BEGIN!

Aristotle:
Look who it is, young Obi-Wan Kenobi,

Who takes out his saber and tries to probe me,

You're just that one strange old bum living in the dunes,

You were such a fool, letting Darth Vader murder you,

I've done physics, theater, poetry, and biology,

Ha! While you get tangled up in a mess of crime and villainy,

You claim to be a great master, but you have the skills of Jar Jar Binks,

You've gone to the Cantina too many times, methinks!