User blog:Mr. Swell Guy/Crazy Frog vs The Gummy Bear

what a good idea this is

it is currently like 3am and I am tired

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hell yeah

battle like 9 billion or something who reads these things

something something battles

Crazy Frog

vs

gummy bear

fucking kill me

Gummy Bear:

yo yo yo im the gummy bear

imma fuck yo bitch, call me the cummy bear

you retarded af, you a dummy bear

you got weak bars, they kinda funny bear

I got a phat cock and you got no cock

you're in for a shock when I slap you with my cock

eat my fucking asshole you sweaty cunt

I don't fucking know what I'm doing

Crazy Frog:

I'm the crazy frog

you must be crazy, dawg

your disses don't phase me, dawg

you just a crazy wog

you've got a small dick and you got no chick

i'll rip out your spine and shove it into my fucking butthole

i don't care about rhyming at this point

id rather eat at a poorly maintained burger joint

Gummy Bear:

fuck you bitch

I got dope bars bitch

you can eat my jizz

you fucking bitchy bitch

i'm green because I make that dollar

i see yo girl and imma holler

you can't step to the yummy gummy cummy

i make your mothers cunt go runny

Crazy Frog:

bing bing bing

suck my chode

im crazy frog, not crazy toad

there once was a real gay bear

and he was green as a pear

I beat his ass up

and then shat into a cup

then he pisses in his underwear

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