User blog:Redinosaur/My Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

So I was planning on writing this a week ago but because of school catching up with me I sort of rushed this.

I don't know, I just wanted to get my own ideas out there for the battle before it was actually released, since it is one of my most loved suggestions for a long time now. So, here it goes:























Ash Ketchum:

Hey Pokefans, it’s Ash! Against Socrates in a vest

I’m known as the very best, you’re known for monkey business

You Galapaknow you can’t out-flow this Kanto pro

Especially so against this full-blown garden gnome

For someone who’s spent so long tying the knot, You’d think

<p class="MsoNormal">He’d have it easier finding the missing link

<p class="MsoNormal">Your Selective Breeding isn’t something we want to hear

<p class="MsoNormal">Keep that fishing rod in your pants

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<p class="MsoNormal">Oak:

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t use that here

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash Ketchum:

<p class="MsoNormal">You wasted 5 years of your life riding on a boat, look

<p class="MsoNormal">I travelled to 5 new nations, while you just wrote books

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve trained from all around the world, exploring new cities

<p class="MsoNormal">While you’re just stuck on an island, dating relatively

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<p class="MsoNormal">Charles Darwin:

<p class="MsoNormal">You don’t know what you’re talking about, just shut you Meowth

<p class="MsoNormal">After 18 years this GameBoy’s series has headed south

<p class="MsoNormal">Look at this shoddy kid, he’s like an Origin of Feces

<p class="MsoNormal">Caging up species while endorsing animal cruelty

<p class="MsoNormal">You say you sponsor evolution, but when will you grow?

<p class="MsoNormal">Being going since the 90s but you’re still 10 years old?

<p class="MsoNormal">This Slowbro will never make the leagues, yo!

<p class="MsoNormal">You should just pack your bags and Pokemon GO!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a horrible trainer, your Pokedex is looking grim

<p class="MsoNormal">And like Brock’s eyes, your survival is wearing thin

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s strange your dad’s never here, don’t know where he’s been

<p class="MsoNormal">Maybe he’s with another woman, trying to blast off again

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash Ketchum *turning hat*:

<p class="MsoNormal">Yes, I’m a kid, and yes, I’ve lost a battle or two

<p class="MsoNormal">But what I can do will surely shock you

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<p class="MsoNormal">Pikachu:

<p class="MsoNormal">Pikachu!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash Ketchum:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve met Gods among Gods, while you study finches

<p class="MsoNormal">Your plant research is more useless than a Magikarp is

<p class="MsoNormal">You were naturally selected to study animal connections

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s too bad your heart’s connection was not very effective

<p class="MsoNormal">Looks like your Struggle for Existence wasn’t tainted

<p class="MsoNormal">I may be Ash, but you’re the one who’s burned, fainted!

<p class="MsoNormal">Like his mom when he was eight, leaving him all alone

<p class="MsoNormal">He should wear her skull over him like a Cubone

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll live on for generations, your legacy is nothing!

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s sad to see your X was Y you settled for your cousin

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<p class="MsoNormal">Charles Darwin:

<p class="MsoNormal">You mention my love life, but yours isn’t great at all

<p class="MsoNormal">You could’ve caught a girlfriend but you had no balls

<p class="MsoNormal">This rat’s best friend should scram with his Ho-ohs

<p class="MsoNormal">Wii know U should go back to making failed consoles

<p class="MsoNormal">I may study finches, but your work amounts to shit

<p class="MsoNormal">You spend hours in the Gym but you still aren’t fit

<p class="MsoNormal">In the end, you blacked out, don’t know where to begin

<p class="MsoNormal">This will be your Ka-loss and my Dar-win

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