User blog:Firebrand794/Epic Rap Battles of What the *censor beep* 12

So many things happened today. DW anniversary, MLP Season 4, My Dogs birthday and the new ERBoWTF is here. Enjoi (Is a skateboard company)

EPIC RAPE BATTLES OF HISTORY! THATW ASN'T A TYPO! XBOX ONE! VERSUS! PLAYSTATION! ... 4!

PS4 Passed down through four generations, I'm the best console ever! You act like my grandma, cause you eat all of the brownies! I got good games, and you don't go away! Xbone, prepare to never ever get played!

Xbox Fun Playstation? More like Gaystation! I'm #1 like Xbox 1! You're #4 like PS4! You're Japanese, so go eat a cookie I'm all American and kids will always, always adore me

PS 4 U Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! You are lying, Kinect the dots, you are suck! I have more fans, you are just a SchmicroShoft! AND YOU EAT MY SOCKS! #LaraCroft

Xbox One is the lonliest number I'll turn you 360 degrees, you little prick I bet you have no dick But that's because you're a machine, so I understand But I'm the better man. You're just a tin can

Wii U and Me gurl: I DON'T NEED TO HERE ANYMORE FROM YOU TWO, GET READY TO RUN BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU TWO I STILL TODAY GIVE EVERYONE THEIR FUN YOUR RHYMES ARE AWFUL, THEY STICK ALOT! PEEEEEEEEEE EW! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE ONE AND ONLY WIIIIIIIII U! PS4? OH GIVE ME MORE! XBOX ONE? MORE LIEK XBOX DONE! I CAN'T THINK OF ANOTHER RHYME, BUT I GIVE PEOPLE FUN! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE, I SHOULD HAVE GONE FIRST! BECAUSE I CAME OUT FIRST, AND OUT OF YOU I AM THE LEAST WORST!

Virtual Boy: Well- Vance: NO!
 * slapped out of the way by some dude named Vance*

Dreamcast a fishing rod: My presence is nice and sweet, like ice cream! Sonic Adventure elbow drops all your Dreams! Betcha can't name one game for my kickass console! If I'm Gorbachev, I won't shake your hand, YOU DAMN RONALD! Your GTA is GT-GAY! Your Mario is HARDIO! My games are cool and ripped like Lucario! Emulators can't fix your issues, call a technician My favorite show is the Impossible: Mission

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? Atari: Speak up sonny! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DOUBLEYOO TEE EFF

"Four4 as Xbox One Loygo as Playstation 4 Firebrand as Wii U MrA as Sega Dreamcast Nobody as Apple Pippin My Incontinent Grandmother as Atari 2600 Virtual Boy as Himself"

Vote in the comments cuz I'm too lazy to make poll :3