User blog:Iamthelegion/Thor vs Dragonborn - offseason battle

Thor:
Who dares to challenge the god of thunder?

Wielding a hammer, I will tear you asunder

Why would you try to approach me, weapon drawn

When I can make this morning a dread dawn

Would you care to explain how you hope to achieve

What even Mario could, then in a bit I'll give you a reprieve

Wham! Like that I bring the hammer down

With a voice so good, it's like surround sound

Well today you face the Viking's David Hasselhoff

Warriors better than you have tried, ask Stoff

Dragonborn:
Maybe I'll do it with voice alone, fool

Many fall to the Dragonborn, this is just another "godly" tool

Man, it'd be harder to face off against Loki

Moreover, I know how to keep it low-key

Mud and stone is what you'll feel when I slash

Milling around, lay you on your back, deader than Johnny Cash

May as well forget Loki, I'd rather face U-Bo-A (that being in shout voice)

Might wait twenty four hours so you'll be back after my Fus-Ro-Dah

Thor:
Seems to me like you're deluded scum, Dovahkiin

Still, I don't care how you're set up, you'll meet Grim

Sir, I control the storms, not you're puny yelling

Sucky time you live in, no deodorant from what I'm smelling

(fast rap next two lines) Sirens are blazing when I leave a scene

Scenes seem to suggest that you're green

(normal rapping) Silly scaly go back to your betrothed

Sadly for you, no one wants to see your little dagger, so get clothed

Subscribers all see that I am the best

Staggeringly so, yet you continue with your jest

Dragonborn:
Come on Thor, you're more misshapen than Durnehvir

Cull you like Bandits, I am the one that they fear

Chances are I'll add you to the list that applies to

'Course, that's if I don't dismember a Raichu

Can't beat a dame with flowing golden locks

Classic David Hasselhoff's math is off, Nox

Clothe myself? I modded this fight for a reason

Can hack, switch you and Roggvir, have you executed for treason

Cut to pieces a comic fail, don't neead a DLC weapon

Cancel you like the last man that I threatened

This battle was requested, albeit by an AWC, so I created it.