Wendy

"It's Wendy! The Hip Hop Pippi Longstocking!"

- Wendy Thomas

Wendy Thomas will battle Ronald McDonald and the Burger King in Epic Rap Battles of History 74. It is speculated that she will be portrayed by Goldiloxx.

Information on the rapper
Melinda Lou "Wendy" Thomas-Morse is the daughter and fourth child of the founder of the Wendy's fast food brand Dave Thomas. Her eight-year old likeness has served as the restaurant's brand mascot since 1969. This likeness of Wendy is famous for her red hair, pigtails, and white and blue-striped dress.

Since 2017, she has been known for her attitude on Twitter called Smug Wendy's due to her savage tweets she makes towards other companies and generally people.

Lyrics
Where's the beef? Right here! Where's the beef? Right here!

Where's the beef? Right here! Where's the beef? Right here!

Show me two losers old enough to be my daddy,

And I’ll square off with them like the corners of my meat patties.

It's Wendy! The Hip Hop Pippi Longstocking!

No flow's as Frosty as the salad bars that I'm dropping!

I'm topping you two like flame baked potatoes.

Exploiting you both like you were growing my tomatoes! (Ohhh)

King, you're creepy, and you’re always second fiddle!

Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddles!

And McDonald's gave your job to a box with a face!

Left you behind like a quiet kid in a Playplace.

I'm the fast food queen! Mean with a tweet sesh!

Leave opponents frozen cause I always keep my beef fresh!

Trivia

 * Her appearence was foreshadowed in The Patreon Song when Nice Peter said “Man, you gotta see this Wendy's comment, this dude can write!”