User blog:Wachowman/Parody 53 Tesla vs Night (Rick vs Walter)

And I'm back, with the return of ERB, with one of its mod requested battles Walter vs Rick, I gave it one of my most requested battles, Night vs Tesla, even tho I've used both of them a little too much, so don't expect to see them in another parody.

Note
No offense is to be taken on this blog (unless you're a mentioned troll) as it is just for fun, please enjoy.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TESLA MAN

VS

NIGHTFALCON

BEGIN

Tesla Verse 1
Hey Falcon, come here, it's time to get you back,

I'm gunna show this Cartoon how it's like to be banned.

Look at the activity, cause you're gone it seems,

While Tesla Man bans are stronger than your whole army.

I'm a previous active Admin here, who gave you a lot of issues,

My raps will make you so sad you'll need a full box of tissues.

Honking your Horns and making lies with Four4,

My raps are so shocking, they can electrocute Thor.

You tried to ruin this wiki, Mod by Mod,

But anyone who did help you, now wants you gone.

Write this down on your petition, we just might agree to it,

I helped more users than you did, when I was demoted.

Night Verse 1
I already know, what everyone thinks of me,

But if we were to battle, you'd make another blog about leaving

Ask Scraw, anyone I fight will lose their powers here,

Why don't you make like Mind? You're someone we can't endear.

Your sense of leading got you out of the wiki activity.

But you kept getting saved by guys who thought I wasn't mod worthy.

I was an Admin, thinking if I can get rid of Scraw and Wach today,

Ruling the users, with all of the bureaucrats at bay.

Get anyone I don't like banned, cause it's what I say,

Remember not to stop a Falcon hunting for it's prey.

Here's the truth Tes, don't leave just because you're not Mod,

You're a bigger whiner than a pre-teen, playing CoD!

Cause you're a loser, you failed everything you tried to do,

I think I see Devil using powers better than you!

Tesla verse 2
NIGHT! Why is it you're always a bother,

This time I'll finish you and you'll lose the rest of your honor.

You're not a danger to me Hawk, so fight all you want,

You'll be remembered for 2 wars, I have a legacy to live on.

Night verse 2
Your rap aren't working, now you, will start hurting,

I've had 3 wives on this wiki, while you just kept on Jerking.

I'll beat your ass faster before you can even harm me,

And no one saw your demotion coming, except for my army.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won? Tesla Night