User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY 6

This battle features...
Damsel in Distress, Peach VS Zelda, Damsel in Distress

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EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



PRINCESS PEACH



VS



PRINCESS ZELDA



BEGIN!





Princess Zelda:

Ok Toadstool, lets see who’s the better Damsel in Distress AKA me,

you have no chance against me, I would be better off against Daisy,

I belong in the Royal Family, you just rule a land of living shrooms,

If Mario and Link fight who’ll win? Mario will meet his doom,

<p class="MsoNormal">The Legend of Zelda series is superior, it’s named after me,

<p class="MsoNormal">is Mario supposed to be your husband? He’s not family,

<p class="MsoNormal">even if he is you married a plumber, and he’s the only one to save you,

<p class="MsoNormal">you claim you’re tough but you always just get scared by a Boo

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<p class="MsoNormal">Princess Peach:

<p class="MsoNormal">Now, now, don’t get mad, lets do this kindly, I can tell you don’t want your hair messed up,

<p class="MsoNormal">I know your secret, you masterbate to many things, including 2 girls, 1 cup,

<p class="MsoNormal">just because the games named after you doesn’t mean you’re the star,

<p class="MsoNormal">you don’t belong here, you belong in the sky, or the pumpkin bar,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re always kidnapped by that green ogre thing named Ganon-dork,

<p class="MsoNormal">my series has rage quiting games, like Cat Mario, it’ll sure pop your cork,

<p class="MsoNormal">just face it dear, Mario is superior to the Legend of Zelda games,

<p class="MsoNormal">now listen Zelda, stop now, you’ll never catch up to my fame

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<p class="MsoNormal">Princess Zelda:

<p class="MsoNormal">Your Hourglass is going out Peach, I suggest you accept your demise,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have no emotion you only know sadness, so go and cry,

<p class="MsoNormal">your name may be Peach, but from what I see, you’re not ripe,

<p class="MsoNormal">when I look you up on the internet you’re always playing with Mario’s pipe

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<p class="MsoNormal">Princess Peach:

<p class="MsoNormal">Didn’t I say lets do this with kindness? Now I guess you don’t play by the rules,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re trying to be a women but I can see right through those fake jewels,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re a predictable fighter, I could whoop you without a weapon,

<p class="MsoNormal">now in this battle, I beat this lame ass medieval hentei Samus Aran

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">(I dunno)

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT!

<p class="MsoNormal">(I dunno, you tell me)

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Do I have to?)

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES OF –“oops, did I do that?”-  HISTORY