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This page contains Rap Meanings of all of my Season 3 battles of Epic Rap Battles of Video Games. Season 3 lasted 5 months, from September 2, 2013 to TBA. It consists of ten battles, same as previous two seasons. In total, Season 3 (excluding the finale for now) had 21 battle participants, and out of 21, there were 2 returning characters with 1 re-match and 2 team rappers.

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 * header = #21. Ezio Auditore vs. Agent 47 II
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Ezio Auditore:
 Look which bald merde is back again to get his ass kicked once more, 

(Ezio opens by mocking how 47 is bald and he will lose this rematch like the first one, as Ezio won the first battle. "Merde" is an Italian slur that can be translated into Shit, used by Ezio since he is an Italian.)

''' I can beat this cazzo 47 times, whether it'd be physical or verbal war! '''

(Ezio and 47 both being the great assassins, Ezio argues that he will win against Agent 47 both in physical and verbal rap battle 47 times, referencing to Agent 47's name. "Cazzo" is another Italian slur that means "Fuck".)

 My life had a purpose, not that a mindless puppet like you could understand, 

(Ezio is calling out 47 as a mindless puppet, because Agent 47 was a killing machine made by Doctor Ortmeyer and nothing more while Ezio himself was given a mission by Those Who Came Before, as a conduit for a message.)

''' you'd wish your funeral would've been real when your clone blood is on my hand. '''

(Once again, Ezio brings up the fact that 47 is a clone. He also mentions 47's fake funeral, which was held in order for 47 to get rid of all of the Franchise's higher ups who wanted 47's body, a last specimen of Doctor Ortmeyer in Hitman: Blood Money. Ezio is saying 47 would rather wish he died during that funeral when Ezio painfully kills him in this battle.)

''' Ever heard of the proclamation, 47, When in Rome, Do as Romans do? '''

(Ezio mentions an idiom, "When in Rome do as Romans do" which means Behave however the people around you behave.)

''' because unlike you, betraying your agency, we have Brotherhoods to stick to! '''

(Agent 47 betrays his own agency, ICA, in Hitman: Absolution in order to save Victoria, a little girl he promised to save. Ezio is bringing up his own Assassin Brotherhood saying 47 should have stayed with his agency- a point that continues from the last line since Ezio is Roman and the current setting of this battle is in the center of Rome.)

 Despite the Barcode on your head, I doubt you ever had power to compute, 

(Agent 47 has a barcode on his head numbered 640509-040147 for Dr. Ortmeyer to distinguish him from the other clones. Since barcodes are an machine-readable representation of data that needs to be compute, Ezio calls 47 an idiot by saying he can't compute anything even though he has a barcode on his head.)

''' or how could you dare try the Master Assassin, when my victory is Absolute! '''

(Ezio is the Master Assassin of Roman Brotherhood, and he's calling his victory an absolute one, a pun from Agent 47's fifth game, Hitman: Absolution.)

Agent 47:
 Hoist the Black Flag, the Man in Black is here for another onslaught, 

(meaning)

 As Revelation of your Rebellion, desynchronization from a single gunshot, 

(meaning)

 Your victory is like my 47th Chromosome, it doesn't exist in the nature, 

(meaning)

 on a rapping Firenze, An Ubi-Soft like you can't never catch up to my measure, 

(meaning)

 It's An Assassin's Aviation, Awakening An Ambush, you'll be Appalled in Angst, 

(meaning)

 Carcassed Creed Crumbles as your Castration aren't Condoned, Costs less than a Cent, 

(meaning)

 ACcept the fact that you can't even save a girl, since your blades are never exposed, 

(meaning)

''' looks like your bloodline ends here, Auditore, consider this Scenario closed. '''

(meaning)

Ezio Auditore:
 you're full of phonies and mimics, you aren't an assassin, no need for gimmicks, 

(meaning)

 like an eagle catching it's prey, this is your end, I murder you with my lyrics, 

(meaning)

 Another Victory for il Mentor, change the voting I-O to two wins against none, 

(meaning)

''' so Requiescat in Pace, Silent Assassin, this not-so-quite rivalry is finally done. '''

(meaning)

Agent 47:
 you're nothing without that apple, and now God of Assassination will punish you, 

(meaning)

 just a fragment of the past, Animus-ly rewriting history and give you a redo, 

(meaning)

 I'll strangle you, better Abstergo or you'd be dead before you could even blink, 

(meaning)

''' Black Room awaits- *Animus desynchronized.* it seems, you're little out of sync. '''

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Scott Shelby:
 It's mine Phelps, step aside and let the Sheppard of Detectives handle the case, 

(meaning)

 or I'll demote you to Arson again, make you the whole L.A.'s fucking disgrace, 

(meaning)

 I'm a private eye, I'll make sure your career is Dunn, take away your fame, 

(meaning)

''' kill you faster than you can say Good-bye, and turn this into a real Noire game. '''

(meaning)

 This is your promotion, I'll Homicide this Golden Boy all the way to Okinawa, 

(meaning)

''' after dealing with Mason, isn't it little Earle-y for you to cause another drama? '''

(meaning)

 I'll just skip the action, for this battle was little too hard for you deal with, 

(meaning)

''' and now I'll be sure to become your enemy that brings you the Death's scythe. '''

(meaning)

Cole Phelps:
 I'm tired of your Shtick, this is the Origami's Grave for this is end of your day, 

(meaning)

''' after you face my raps, it won't be the asthma that would take your breath away. '''

(meaning)

 It would take over ten Paiges to talk about what this "detective" has done, 

(meaning)

''' people ask you to find the killer, when you're the one who killed their own son! '''

(meaning)

 you say you were a success, but all of DLCs were cancelled last time I checked, 

(meaning)

 After this, I'll leave an Origami next to your deceased body as my last respect, 

(meaning)

 I have fought the eruption of the corruption, caused disruption on the above, 

(meaning)

''' I got one question: How far are YOU prepared to go to save someone you love? '''

(meaning)

Scott Shelby:
 You can't match up to me, I'll beat you One- Two- Four, no, Seven times, 

(meaning)

 The Winter is coming, Black Ceasar, you are way past your prime, 

(meaning)

 You're like a Coal, Cole, you burned up fast before your spark was even found, 

(meaning)

''' watch as my rap pour down like a Heavy Rain, and make it the second time you drowned. '''

(meaning)

Cole Phelps:
 I'm the True Rockstar, you kidnap little kids while posed as a retired cop, 

(meaning)

 I'll make sure to Augment your Reality, since you crossed your line to stop, 

(meaning)

 time for you to wake up from your Quantic Dream, you already are Notorious, 

(meaning)

''' my "Lex parsimonae" is that I am, and always will be, Victorious. '''

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Vaas Montenegro:
 Consider this my Late Goodbye, for this would be The Fall of Max Payne, 

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 your whole family is fucking DEA-d, like a poor version of Bruce Wayne, 

(meaning)

 My rapping Elements of Style bring Maximum Payne to this undercover cop, 

(meaning)

''' so Run, Forrest, Run! Run to São Paulo, and don't ever look back or stop, '''

(meaning)

 like overdose of Valkyr, my raps will fucking show you hallucinations and torment, 

(meaning)

''' it ain't Old School, hermano, you hear me? I'll FUCK YOU UP in every extent! '''

(meaning)

 you got One Card Left to Play, Payne, in this battle you already are diminished, 

(meaning)

''' You're about to hit to ground, you fucker, for your little heroic act is finished. '''

(meaning)

Max Payne:
 U-play, you pay, you bastard, you'd be dead faster than how Grant was shot, 

(meaning)

 I'll bury you alive to feel the Experience, and leave you there to rot, 

(meaning)

 you may be insane, but when it comes to fighting, you're just plain weak, 

(meaning)

''' shot Jason on point blank yet still misses, even though you had a better physique. '''

(meaning)

 You think you're so Hoyt, but I'll sweep you over like a sea of High Tides, 

(meaning)

 grind you like a Blood-y Dragon, who couldn't even keep his sister by his side, 

(meaning)

 your Jungle Fever is done for, Vaas, but don't Cry, you're gonna go Far, kid, 

(meaning)

''' this will be the Local Justice against your lying ass, just like what Jason did. '''

(meaning)

Vaas Montenegro:
''' Why aren't you smiling now, Snow White? This is my world, my fucking PETTING ZOO! '''

(meaning)

''' you want to fuck with me? I respect that, except this Yankee doesn't even have A CLUE! '''

(meaning)

 You're dealing with true Inner Circle here, your raps don't compare to my profanity, 

(meaning)

''' Now... Did I ever, ever tell you, the true definition of... Insanity? '''

(meaning)

 Accept me as your majesty, for the humanity's brutality 

(meaning)

 is mentality based on its vanity, my insanity will be your reality, 

(meaning)

''' your whimsicality as the vitality will pull you down like a gravity! '''

(meaning)

''' Take me into your heart, Max, nail me to the fucking cross, and let me be REBORN! '''

(meaning)

''' The Black Mountain shadows over Fat Bald Dude With A Bad Temper who'll never be mourned. '''

(meaning)

Max Payne:
 you keep trying to fight against me, expecting the outcome to change, 

(meaning)

 but this battle was over as soon as this Rook-ie against me was arranged, 

(meaning)

''' you're just a secondary, B-rated, isn't kidnapping girls little out of style? '''

(meaning)

 My career is legendary, laminated, even Rakyats would be proven more worthwile, 

(meaning)

 you ain't worth a Buck, you'll need a Remedy after you've been lyrically stabbed, 

(meaning)

 but it isn't for your honour, Ae, Sir, it's because my vigilant skills are unmatched, 

(meaning)

 I'm not that generous nor stupid as you, for in this battle, I won't set you free, 

(meaning)

''' because you were dead wrong, "hombre"; the true Definition of Insanity is ME. '''

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Mega Man:
''' Let's do this! The Blue Bomber here, to Rock 'n' Roll this White Trash, '''

(meaning)

''' so Panic, Bomber, I'm a Rhyme Buster, prepare to feel my Super Smash! '''

(meaning)

 I'll Dash up and kick your ass to Saturn, while I get all the fame from NES, 

(meaning)

 you don't have the Brain to Plasma me with that outdated weapon you possess, 

(meaning)

 your games sank deep under the Hudson River, just a nostalgia of the past, 

(meaning)

''' face my lyrical Flame Blast, you are about to see the Light, at long last! '''

(meaning)

 you are too weak to even save your planet, Shiro, I wouldn't be surprised, 

(meaning)

''' Shove you and trap you in a bomb, you just've caused your own demise! '''

(meaning)

Bomberman:
 You don't have the Guts, Man, to dare try to go against this Bomber King, 

(meaning)

''' your chance of winning is Zero, for this Blue Boy, no hope will ever spring! '''

(meaning)

 Why are you still Whining about Wiley, you just pussied out the last second, 

(meaning)

''' even your creator abandoned you, you're a complete faliure, as far as I reckon. '''

(meaning)

 Time to Corrupt you, your game is about X since your chromosomes lack an Y, 

(meaning)

 even kicked out of Marvel x Capcom, I bet to any appearance you'd comply, 

(meaning)

 don't pretend to be a kid, I've seen your abomination self, just like your raps, 

(meaning)

''' perhaps after my Nitro hits your No. 9, you'll understand your lose and our gaps. '''

(meaning)

Mega Man:
 Your victory is N-Ein, I'm all Powered Up to send you back to the 90's, 

(meaning)

''' you don't look so Pretty, Bomber, could it be that my raps were too mighty? '''

(meaning)

 Because it's all just a Fantasy Race if you thought you could beat me, 

(meaning)

''' I'll Resurrect my Rhymes and send it to defeat you in whole another degree. '''

(meaning)

 Like a downgraded version of Slender Man, who gets lost in his own maze, 

(meaning)

''' I'll bust a CAP in your ass, so COMe on, or are you too afraid of my lyrical blaze? '''

(meaning)

 the moment you gave up your classical measure, your hopes were hurled, 

(meaning)

''' I'm a Dastardly Bomber, kickin' this Retard-ly alien and out of the Earth! '''

(meaning)

Bomberman:
 This is my Rush and Beat, I'm like a White Devil, here to destory this ass, 

(meaning)

 my raps will explode and EXEcute this tin can who breaks like a glass, 

(meaning)

 lyrics that are cold as a Blizzard, Cut you and Drill you into a pile of Junk, 

(meaning)

 spits like the Flash and rain down like a Napalm against this blue punk, 

(meaning)

 you'll need more than a Tomahawk to Top me, I'll crush you like a Stone, 

(meaning)

 I only need a Magnet to Plug this and back to his starting zone, 

(meaning)

 we dealt with your repetitive games for 25 years, it's time we throw you out, 

(meaning)

''' you're just 8 Mega-Bytes worth of trash, that's what your games are about. '''

(meaning) }}

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Tomas Sevchenko:
 The Alpha Squads on the attack formation, you stepped into a Killzone, 

(meaning)

 today will be your Emergence Day as this Halo Killer usurp your throne, 

(meaning)

 spittin' rhymes like the Hammer of Dawn, I'm coming at you like a Pendulum, 

(meaning)

''' tear you down like I've torn down the Helghan Empire, you can't handle 'em. '''

(meaning)

 I may look innocent, but I'll be your worst nightmare, call me an Imulsion, 

(meaning)

 hunt you down by surprise like a gang of Locusts, you can't see me emergin', 

(meaning)

 Our Unreal Warfare will soon fill you with horror and the deepest revulsion, 

(meaning)

''' Shadow Falls on your chance of victory if this attempt was your best version! '''

(meaning)

 you're getting too cocky for a whiny bitch who couldn't even save his dad, 

(meaning)

 Savvy Sev will Lambent this Sarge, break any pride about you that Sera had, 

(meaning)

 your Gears just got Grilled, I would rather believe that Dom is more skilled, 

(meaning)

''' As General Radec Proclaims, The essence of combat: Kill or be Killed! '''

(meaning)

Marcus Fenix:
 I'm like a Fenix, Tomas, I'll be reborn no matter what you throw at me, 

(meaning)

 Report: lyrically beating this sarcastic rookie who thought he was an MC, 

(meaning)

 you'll be nothing more than a Red Dust if you step up to my legacy, 

(meaning)

''' call me Mael Radec, stomping on your whole planet is my Ascendancy. '''

(meaning)

 Your Exoskeleton won't help when I RAAM into ya and tear your inside out, 

(meaning)

 or maybe just burn you from inside like Pyrrhus, those warheads you sprout, 

(meaning)

 because if you are the pupil of Templar, I'm the General Adams 2.0, 

(meaning)

''' your tactics are so outrageous, you have an intelligence of those that glow! '''

(meaning)

 This will be your Killing Field, your pitiful lose won't be concealed, 

(meaning)

''' can't be healed, it'll be revealed, much like Vekta you won't be shield-ed! '''

(meaning)

 Go back to your wimpy little comrades, tell them the stories of how you fell, 

(meaning)

''' because today is the day you met the one and only, true Ghast from Hell! '''

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Postal Dude:
 Welcome to Paradise, Johnny, today's the first day of end of your life, 

(meaning)

 Gats don't kill people, I do- better be ready for my lyrical slice, 

(meaning)

 Just like your Black Hippie girlfriend, I'll decapitate you easily, 

(meaning)

''' But please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill all races equally... *laugh* '''

(meaning)

''' Do I smell a faint of tainted Saint here? I am your Eternal Damnation, '''

(meaning)

 Pierce right through your ego, leave you in stasis in this defamation, 

(meaning)

 I'll shoot you up like Gary Coleman, so Share the Pain and better retreat, 

(meaning)

''' Beware, for today's the Weekend the Apocalypse came to the Third Street! '''

(meaning)

Johnny Gat:
 You're Running With Scissors, Dude, you've messed with the wrong Gat, 

(meaning)

''' this Saint got big mad Flows like Paul while your rhymes fall flat! '''

(meaning)

 you're facing the true Allah Mode, you won't ever be able to survive, 

(meaning)

''' peck you down and leave you as a crying baby like I was your wife. '''

(meaning)

 Go shove touchy crotchy up your crotch, my raps you can't dodge, 

(meaning)

''' don't need to spend A Week in Paradise to show who's top-notch. '''

(meaning)

 Just like your movie, I'll wipe you out of this Earth without a trace, 

(meaning)

''' so you better piss off, fucker, before I piss on your fucking grave. '''

(meaning)

Postal Dude:
 This zombie's rhymes are dead, like a plane crash on a top of Steelport, 

(meaning)

 just call me Dr. Euthanasia, killing minorities like you is a sport, 

(meaning)

 I'll shove this pussy in front of my gun, that'll silence your big mouth, 

(meaning)

''' the "Greatest Warrior" is about to face the Grade A Psycho from the South! '''

(meaning)

 I'm enjoying my 2nd Amendment rights here, puttin' a slug on your knee, 

(meaning)

 your brutally murdered storyline blew up the Earth; got no hope against me, 

(meaning)

 the GTA copyGat just got schooled by this motherfucker, your true nemesis, 

(meaning)

''' looks like it's a mission accomplished- with an extreme prejudice. *laugh* '''

(meaning)

Johnny Gat:
 The Saints are on the Row, I'm about to go all Postal on your sorry ass 

(meaning)

''' you think my storyline is worse, shall I bring up your plotless past? '''

(meaning)

 I was a zombie, but a badass one, you're a Kosher version of mad cow, 

(meaning)

 the Gangsta In Space is cutting up the B-rated Ronin here and now, 

(meaning)

 I'll send you to where you truly belong, lunatic, back to the asylum, 

(meaning)

 defeated an alien empire while you go piss on people like a filthy scum, 

(meaning)

 fold you up in an envelope, no need for postal service to bring you down, 

(meaning)

''' go ahead and take the nearest mailbox and get the fuck outta my town! '''

(meaning) }}

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The Kid:
 The Kid's in the build, gunning down this rotten piece of meat, 

(meaning)

''' you'll need a Bandage when I cook you well-done for your defeat! '''

(meaning)

''' you think you can win against The Kid when you can't beat a Fetus? '''

(meaning)

''' I think you got some salt in your brain, you Lil' Slugger, Jesus. '''

(meaning)

 You are even stupider than Tofu Boy, stinkier than Brownie, 

(meaning)

 you can respawn million times but it's just Impossible to beat me, 

(meaning)

 call me XBOX Live, your raps won't get published when I'm done, 

(meaning)

''' you're in some deep Salt if You Wanna Be The Guy to win, son! '''

(meaning)

Meat Boy:
 Back off, kid, This ain't your average side scrolling pain, 

(meaning)

 my rhymes are deadlier than those traps that made you insane, 

(meaning)

''' or how would this dad-killing ungrateful asshole would try me? '''

(meaning)

 you're a WUSS that won't be SAVEd when I go on Super rappin' spree, 

(meaning)

 This kid is scared of an Apple, well then I'm your Steve Jobs, 

(meaning)

 you surely won't be anything when your whole game basis is robbed, 

(meaning)

 against my Rapture-causing raps, your shitty rhymes drop underground, 

(meaning)

''' you won't jump your way out of this, kiddo, you're about to be Bound... '''

(meaning)

''' ... By. Isaac! '''

(meaning)

Isaac:
 You need to go and grab your pink bow, beating you are so Easy, 

(meaning)

 fighting monsters while you slap Mike Tyson like a crazy sleazy, 

(meaning)

 you rap just like your fangames, with no flow and full of rip-offs, 

(meaning)

''' I'm twisting you like D6 if you haven't gotten my message across! '''

(meaning)

The Kid:
 Go hide in your chest, I'll still crush you through your soul hearts, 

(meaning)

 but I'm sure your Mom stepped on you enough until you couldn't restart, 

(meaning)

 You've got much chance of winning as you finding an Error Room, 

(meaning)

''' a Wrath of this Lamb is almost cute, but today is your certain doom! '''

(meaning)

''' A hyper kid is coughing up bullshit, can I call you Monstro? '''

(meaning)

 Cause when it comes to popular Indie games, I'm your Maestro, 

(meaning)

 I'm the Joker of tarot cards, I bring fierce lyrical Maelstrom, 

(meaning)

''' abort you dead like your brother for this was last of My Straws! '''

(meaning)

 I'll shoot you up and end your miserable life like your dead cat Guppy, 

(meaning)

 leave you cryin' til your eyes pop, and turn you into Cain's personality, 

(meaning)

 sending you back to hell, like I was the twisted God giving instructions, 

(meaning)

''' while this psychopath is fightin' in his dreams, beggin' for attention. '''

(meaning)

Isaac:
 Ooh, guess which remnants of the past decided to fall out, 

(meaning)

''' my tears'll leave this Boshy crying, so I suggest you fall out! '''

(meaning)

 I thought I had family issues, look how you and your dad fall out, 

(meaning)

''' you're in MY basement now, see how nicely these facts fall out? '''

(meaning)

''' Don't you dare try to mock my story when you reek of 80's famicom! '''

(meaning)

''' Did you get a Curse of Darkness, can't you see that I'm dropping bombs? '''

(meaning)

 I'm writing your death sentence, reason why you died so cold and alone: 

(meaning)

''' it's just another Kid failed at trying to take the true Guy's throne! '''

(meaning) }}

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Illidan Stormrage:
''' You all dare enter my realm? Then prepare to face my blade '''

(meaninig)

 I spit like a Storm in a Rage, you can call it my Burning Crusade 

(meaninig)

 your principle of being Invincible is typical, mythical, not sensible 

(meaninig)

 it's not possible for a criminal to win against this elf in a pinnacle 

(meaninig)

 I'm the Scourge of Azeroth, avoiding all of the Leech-King's disses 

(meaninig)

 This Putricide of Patriciding Prince would never be able to win this 

(meaninig)

 The Hour of Twilight falls, Dragonkin, now the End Time awaits you 

(meaninig)

''' about to take a toll like it's the battle of Grim Batol, a déjà vu! '''

(meaninig)

 Lastly it's the Warlord of Dreanor, who got captured by Pandas, 

(meaninig)

''' you'll be letting out a fierce Gorehowl when I finish my stanza! '''

(meaninig)

 I can see my flames consuming you, even if I'm visually impaired 

(meaninig)

''' to try Kil'Jaden's most trusted servant? YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! '''

(meaninig)

Lich King:
''' Frostmourne Hungers! Prepare to face the mighty King's cold, '''

(meaninig)

 People call me Rich King for when I rap I spit Diamond and Gold, 

(meaninig)

 you'll be Gul'DONE, cut you up like it's gates of Frozen Throne, 

(meaninig)

''' it's another 10,000 years in prison until you're nothing left but bones! '''

(meaninig)

 The betrayer has been betrayed, no wonder you're stuck in your temple, 

(meaninig)

''' this "Blind, half-night elf mongrel" can't never match up to my level. '''

(meaninig)

 And the Deathly Wyrm gets to see my horrific Aspect of distortion, 

(meaninig)

''' Shattering your dreams, Pain and Agony in Cataclysmic proportions. '''

(meaninig)

 you're like your dad, Hellscream, an orc with a muscle for his brains, 

(meaninig)

 let your exile over in Outland begin again, for it's end of your reign, 

(meaninig)

 you have no odds against my fury, now the era of living are done, 

(meaninig)

''' all will fall like the Lordaeron; For now... WE ARE ONE. '''

(meaninig)

Deathwing:
 The Destroyer is awoken, and it's the Great Sundering I bring, 

(meaninig)

''' the whole pack of sad mortals will burn beneath the shadow of my wings! '''

(meaninig)

 I'm the Bane of Fallen King, against me you'll be nothing but a corpse, 

(meaninig)

''' sink this poor Menethil like a harbor named after him, of course. '''

(meaninig)

''' And an orc trying to face me? millions of clans of yours I've enThralled, '''

(meaninig)

 this turd would let out a Hellscream for against me you'd be appalled, 

(meaninig)

''' by the Pandas you're notorious, what happened to orcs being glorious? '''

(meaninig)

''' But there's no parallel world of this battle where you would be victorious! '''

(meaninig)

 And it's an elf betrayed by everyone, who still loves his sister-in-law 

(meaninig)

 a Shadowsong shall lean over you if you dare try Deathwing's Maw 

(meaninig)

''' I am Cataclysm! Inevitable! Indomitable! A pivotal that's indisputable! '''

(meaninig)

''' I won't dare question the Aspect of Death when your fate is predictable. '''

(meaninig)

Garrosh Hellscream:
''' Lok'tar Ogar! who dare mock the best chieftain ever created? '''

(meaninig)

''' all who challenge me will burn in the fires of my hatred! '''

(meaninig)

 And no night elf stuck beneath his brother's shadows can stop me 

(meaninig)

''' destroy you like an Eye of Sargeras, but it's not like you can see! '''

(meaninig)

 And for the Aspect of Death, I'll crush your tiny Dragon Soul, 

(meaninig)

''' your fame got buried Deepholm, this wyrm is no better than a Gnoll! '''

(meaninig)

 you little reptile, I'll burn you as black as your Dragonflight, 

(meaninig)

''' Death incarnate got incarcerated, you're all roar and no bite! '''

(meaninig)

 Don't mock us, undead, we shoved Iron Horde inside your Proud-whore 

(meaninig)

 it was us orcs who blew her mind, and as well as her Theramore 

(meaninig)

 It's my Siege against you fools, you Orgrimm-aren't going to win 

(meaninig)

''' hear the true Horde's Warsong, for your glimpse of hope grows dim! '''

(meaninig) }}

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Steve:
''' Welcome to Minecraft, ya asylum of fucked up and spoiled kids! '''

(meaninig)

''' your game put me to sleep, it would be more fun to hang out with squids! '''

(meaninig)

 Youtubers get famous by me, you got kids typing without any mic, 

(meaninig)

''' got millions of mods while you charge kids to play with no kick. '''

(meaninig)

 Pickaxed away my fame, yet wasn't enough for you to reach my height, 

(meaninig)

 We built life-sized Enterprise while you deal with whiny kids in your site, 

(meaninig)

 got rhymes solid as a Diamond, your Machine Gun won't help against my sword, 

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''' even my game's initials are MC, No-blox can match up to my brute force! '''

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Robloxian:
 Look which blockhead has challenged the true building game of all, 

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''' better dug your own grave, it's the final Craft of your decline and fall! '''

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 your raps are fragile like gold, might as well call you the butter, 

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''' sending your fifteen seconds of fame all the way down to the Nether. '''

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 I knew you were an example of idiocy, punching trees with your bare hands, 

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 but even your raps are complete shit, flows droppin' and fallin' like sands, 

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 I'm every coder's last goal, we got some gaps that even time can't mend, 

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''' it seems the Gold Digger got stuck in his shaft, for this is your The End. '''

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Steve:
 Alright, Let's take this up a Notch, I'm throwing a Jeb in your face, 

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 putting the Number 1 sandbox game against this Creeper was a disgrace, 

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 you went so low as being free, but it's to me everyone's throwin' the bills, 

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''' I guess I can call you the Emerald, our fame differences are in an Extreme Hills! '''

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 coming at you like Herobrine, putting an end to this Lego rip-off at last, 

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''' pour burns like lava bucket, leaving everlasting marks on your round ass. '''

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 You got nothing but crying toddlers, like a boring version of Call of Duty, 

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''' this Chief of theives just got griefed by Steve, and BOOM goes the TNT! '''

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Robloxian:
 Call me Enderman, I'm about to steal your fans and make you crippled, 

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 Don't make me laugh, with every update we beat your scorny ass by the triple, 

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 We're living in 21st century while you live in stone age with those graphics, 

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''' you refuse to come out of your comfort zone, someone's still into classics! '''

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''' My rhymes are raw, making you sick, respawn in awe, your items burn quick. '''

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''' You got caught Redstone-handed, and now I'll ban you with just one click! '''

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 Freezing your immigrant money, you deserve nothing but a minimum wage, 

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''' you're such a square, Steve, but in this battle of rhymes, Roblox got an edge! '''

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