User blog:Awesomesix/Yrotsih Fo Selttab Par Cipe: DWASSHOLE vs Loygasm

The swagmelon Loygasm faces off against the buttmuffin DWASSHOLE to see who's mixtape is true fire. Breh.

Battle
WHO THE FUCK RENEWED ANOTHER BATTLE FOR THIS?

LOYGASM?

VERSUS

DWASS…HOLE…

Get this over with…

Loygasm:

What you gonna do? You’re a hole full of poo!

But enough about DWAS! You belong in a zoo!

DWASSHOLE? More like dingus, you pingus flingus,

I’ll make you sore like a spore, you fingus amingus,

You can’t take my Meat, I’m better than Piet,

I smell sexy like the sweet wet sex I secrete!

DWASSHOLE:

DWASSY G IS IN THE HOUSE, FOR RIZZUH,

CAN’T HANDLE ME OR MAH MAIN MAN TIGGUH,

Tigguh:

For shizzuh.

DWASSHOLE:

ALL CAPS LOCK, THAT’S HOW I ROLLIN’, DWASBALL,

THIS LOYGASM CAN’T GRASP HOW I RAP AT ALL,

BIG BALLS AIN’T ALL, I ADMINISTRATE YOUR FALL,

YOUR FIRST VERSE WAS THE WORST, YOU BRATWURST DINGLEBALL!

Loygasm:

I’m a dingleberry, now feel the scary wrath of this fairy!

I’m about to go 200000x dope and show weight you can’t carry:

HFGUHOD FOGFIPOGFDHIPOPFDHG GIPFGPIFPDIGPI FD!

DFHOGOUFDGH GDFOGHOFDGHUOFDG GUOOGUFOGF XD!

JGFDJISPDPJSDF PISDFPIGJPIJDFGPIJFG FFO!

GJDJHOGOIJHD HOIGDGIIOFDGIOGDF MMO!

See that? That’s what the meaning of my flag is!

I live in a country, I’ll eat you like haggis!

You smeel more than Meat!

Meat:

Fuck you.

Loygasm:

Time to eat defeat! Oh yes, it’s true!

DWASSHOLE:

SUCK THIS, YOU’RE A FRUIT CUP BUMNUT!

I DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM AN UGLY DUMBNUT!

Tigguh:

For rizzizzle.

DWASSHOLE:

GIVE THESE NUTS A TICKLE, WATCH MY FLOW DRIBBLE,

LIKE YOUR BABY BRAIN, WHICH SMELLS LIKE A PICKLE!

Cookies and Milk:

Cookiesandmilk

Cookiesandmilk

What you gonna do about cookiesandmilk

I smell good, cookiesandmilk

I just ate, cookiesandmilk

Epicnail:

What is this supposed to mean?

Cookies and Milk:

It means that I wear green jeans, real mean jeans,

Better than Jimmy Dean jeans, mystery machine sheen,

That’s my shine, my time, I rhyme

Cookiesandmilk, cookiesandmilk

Boobdove:

I won the tourney, on an incredible journey,

It’s time I leave all you suckers hurting!

Loygasm? More like Loy-give it up!

Why don’t you get some guts and type a real verse up?

And DWASSHOLE, the caps lock ASSHOLE,

I’ll stick to my roots, kiss my ass like the Blarney castle!

I’m vicious, superstitious, just ask my majestic dove symbolism!

I may have short lines, but this tit makes up with minimalism!

Loygasm:

Did somebody say breasts?

Mikhail Gorbachev:

Did somebody say, birthmarks?

Yo, I’m the host with the most glasscock, assholes,

I made a nest because the north got cold,

It’s on top of McDonalds, I made it with bottles, no doubt!

If you have letters in your name, it’s time to get out!

I had the balls to live on top of McDonalds, baby!

Collected those bottles with the Kool-Aid Man!

Kool-Aid Man:

Oh yeah!

Mikhail Gorbachev:

You need a tampon, you need a lowercase, Дa!

And you all need to learn not to spit shit from your face!

Cabbage:

Did somebody say, real power?

Captain Warrior:

No!

Cabbage:

ДA, YOU WANT TO-



WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WHO’S NEXT?

FUCKIN’ NOBODY, THAT’S WHO!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF…

I give up.

Tigguh:

Fo shizzuh.

Who won? DWASSHOLE and Tigguh Loygasm and Meat Cookiesandmilk and Epicnail Mikhail Gorbachev and the Kool-Aid Man Boobdove Cabbages