User blog:Dark Cyan/Sammy-Seven vs Mr. Noseybonk. Rap battle with Club-Dreamiverse

This is a rap battle between Club-Dreamiverse's OC Sammy-Seven, and BBC kid's TV show Jigsaw character Mr. Noseybonk, in a battle of....let me go and check...people in white masks and suits, who scare people.

Club-Dreamiverse wrote for Sammy-Seven. I wrote for Mr. Noseybonk

Enjoy!

Sammy-Seven
Hello. Obscure video character whom I will give an blister,

Long nose? An bow tie? Looks like Pinocchio has a single visitor.

What happens if you step to teh metullic being who protects teh world?

I will abruptly end you like your videocassette and have your costume unfurled!

I take out evul-doers; you scare your country's people since teh lately seventies.

Playing golf? Growing vegetables shaped like your nose? Now that is not heavenly!

Tis battle rap is not black and White, so make like your show and get taken off teh air.

A mime against up against a actual heroine?! Tis is not even faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!

Mr. Noseybonk
Here’s Noseybonk, fooling around a public park in all its splendor

Today he’s hunting for puzzles and clues to decipher your Misadventures

Watch these lines very carefully to find all the letters of today’s phrase

Dear me! You should makeover your own mullet! I hope that’s just a phase!

Oh, you’d take me out for playing a game at the train station?

Nought but light mischief compared to nihilistic dreams of world domination

Unlucky number Seven, “father” to a bunch of people he kidnapped

Terrible, but your lowest point is losing to Angela Pickles in a battle of rap!

Sammy-Seven
Trying to figure out words in your show? That is something for naught-Koshmar.

Doctor Who teh heck are you? Some person who ate in teh dark.

I have my own profile; you are from a talking puzzle piece-hosted show's sketch.

Meant to entertain people when you were Revealed, yet I find your attempts to do so a bit of a stretch.

Even my enemies would like to admit teh fact that big-nosed men like you blow.

Your only way of relevance to modern audiences is in YouTube and a critic's show.

Kicking tis battle into Top Gear to have you served like Creepypasta.

Now I ended tis battle rap. See what tis loss is going to cost ya.

Mr. Noseybonk
Sammy, I think all your roughhousing has left you moral compass broke

Talking about your deluded sense of justice, I can see you’re not woke

Evil yet you self-congratulate yourself on your handiwork

Evidently, it seems my Demon Portal must have worked!

Lol-randum sidekick of the actual characters can blow me

'''Am I prying too much? I can’t help it. I’m nosey'''

'''Are you trying to scare me? I’ll sneak up in the dead of night and knife you'''

And knife you, a͠n͡d k̕ni͏fé ̡y̷o̶u̧, a̕͟nd̨ ͡kn҉͠i̴f̨͟͟e̸͝ ỳ͢o̷͜u̶͞, ạ̴̧͔̻͈̤̮̣͟ń̥̞̺̭ḍ̮̳̗̤͘̕ ̡̪̖̫͚͙̲̗̕k̪̪̰̝̙̟͖͘͢n̛̪̩͙̼̹i̛̬̬̘̙̱̮͢f̸̧̧̺͇̝̘͇̗̱̖̩ę̭͈͖ ͙̻̪̹̜̜̮y͏̝o̱͎u̕͏͚͓͎̱͈

WHO WON? Sammy-Seven Mr. Nosybonk