User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas - Robin Hood VS Green Arrow

Battle of the archers. Lets do it. (WARNING: CONTAINS ARROW SPOILERS)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY! Robin Hood VS Green Arrow! BEGIN!

Green Arrow:

Hey Peter Pan, why don't you put down the bow?

All dressed up in green tights with merry men in tow.

You steal from the rich and give to the poor.

Face it, your whole story is nothing but a bore.

You put people to sleep, i entertain a nation.

With one of the best TV shows of this generation!

You've been history since medieval times.

You're old english makes for a ton of shitty rap lines.

You're green with envy and that's just a pity.

You tried being a hero, but you have failed this city.

Robin Hood:

I'm a man of the people, a medieval OG.

I suck? Well then why'd you look up to me?

I'll slaughter you at William Tell.

You'll bite it harder then when Sara fell.

So fly away like another Canary.

Cause honestly your methods aren't even scary.

You aren't a threat to me, can't you see?

A copycat of me is all you'll ever be.

I'll be in Sherwood, just chillin.

While you're busy using every C list Batman Villain.

Green Arrow:

I spent 5 years in hell, now i return to this?

You're weak and spineless, can't even try to diss.

Come at me and i'll bring out my entire Arsenal on you.

I'll beat you anywhere, Starling City, Hong Kong or the Island too.

Cause I'm a master of disaster-

Flash:

-Even though i'm faster!

Green Arrow:

I don't need a sword or shield when i got my quiver.

You'll take an arrow to the heart and i'll send your body downriver.

Face off against me and you'll see the color green.

That's what happens if you think you can beat Oliver Queen!

Robin Hood:

Your best friend got impaled.

You'll whole career got derailed.

And then you're mother was killed by Slade.

Her blood covering his blade.

Now you complain about being alone.

Can you even call Starling your home?

You've been a failure since you were a whiny teen.

So who ate it worse, Green Arrow or Oliver Queen?

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC "Arrow Hits Logo" RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Robin Hood Green Arrow