User blog:PacmanIsGr8DontH8M8/Epic Pac Battles of History - Season 1 Episode 2 - Rosa Parks vs Ms. Frizzle

Hey guys! This is Pac with the second installment of Epic Pac Battles of History! I'll be getting a lot of free time to write and hopefully think of ideas for Epic Pac Battles! I hope you enjoy episode 2: Rosa Parks vs Ms. Frizzle!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qchIEwT0xQ Here's the beat, starts at 0:36

EPIC PAC BATTLES OF HISTORY

ROSA PARKS

VS

MISS FRIZZLE

BEGIN!

Rosa:

This is one strong woman with whom you shouldn't be messin'

I came here today to give your children a history lesson

I Rosa to fame through the Civil Rights movement

You're lonely, your best friends are a chameleon and your students

I taught all of America that race shouldn't be demeaned

You get your kicks torturing third graders like Arnold Perlstein

I'm the pride of the NAACP and of the town of Montgomery

And they'll arrest me again after I separate you like a 50's facility

Frizzle:

Seat belts, everyone! It's time for the journey of your life

When we explore the roasted body of this do-nothing housewife!

I've been to space, the late Cretacious and in waves of heat

All you did was defy the law and pick a different bus seat

I spit my bars hot like lava from a volcano

Your verses aren't tight, you've just been squawking like a Jim Crow

I turn on the the flows like a fire hose in large Alabama towns

The wheels on the bus go round and round, but the only direction you're going is down

Rosa:

Please, your jokes are worse than Carlos Ramon's

You think you're being funny, but all your students do is groan

You're full of more shit than the large intestine

I think the only adventure you've ever taken is an acid trip

Frizzle:

I'm tearing down your activism like the Plessey v. Ferguson case

You weren't the first to break bus laws, and you got the credit anyway

But no matter what you do with the boycotts you bring

You'll always be overshadowed by Martin Luther King

Who won? Rosa Parks Ms. Frizzle

Yeah, this will probably be my shortest battle. It was a good idea at the time, but Rosa didn't have much to work with. I hope you enjoyed reading my second battle!