User blog:Stofferex/Epic Rap Battles of Stofferex 6: Matt Groening vs Walt Disney

'''The creator of "The Simpsons" & "Futurama", Matt Groening, competes against the creator of Mickey Mouse and the whole Disney world, Walt Disney. Time to see who's the most legendary cartoonist. But most of all...who's the better rapper?'''

 (Groening)

 Here I am everybody, the simpsons own creator/

 Here to learn that Disney movies is much lamer

 Sure, you created a rat, and made us all happy/

 But you should realise that Pixar is really crappy

 Your movies goes straight to video, what more can I say?/

 Im just glad that you froze yourself and never saw the lights today

 And why that hatred towards black? What have they done to you?/

 Peoples can’t have your trust and happiness if they are jews!



 (Disney)

 Look Matt, Im a legend and you’re just a fraud/

 And Steamboat Willie made me the cartoonist god!

 You have some great stars on your show, that’s really great/

 But your fame over me and MacFarlene really has to wait

 You’re an hippie, a fat and ugly rip-off of me/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> ”The Simpsons” makes people wanna turn of their TV

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I made movies of the greatest stories for a man to tell/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> If your messing with Disney then you get a ”life in hell”

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Groening)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Oh please, even the kids have quitted the fairy tales/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And the Simpsons movie was a success at the ticket sales

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Look at you old man, you look like Hitler’s gay brother/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You just can’t win, not even with help from the Fairy God mother!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You think you’re Buzz Lightyear, but you’re more like Zurg/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> We need a new cartoon icon king, why not Zoidberg?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Disney channel really makes you loose your precious money/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And you will loose this battle like you lost Oswald the lucky bunny

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Disney)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Alright Matt, quit your jealousy, grow upand act like a man/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You’re acting like a kid who just met Peter Pan

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I started in the 30’s and still people remembers my name/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Since you can’t see I’ll tell you, Your work is lame!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Go back to Springfield Groening, or I’ll make you Philip J. Crying/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> But tell me, will Matt beat me even though he’s trying?

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Mickey Mouse)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Haha! Problaby not cuz he looks like a fat Captain Hook!/

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Disney)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Yes true Mickey. The end of this story. Now Im closing this story book!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> '''Who Won? Who's next? I'll decide!'''

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Epic Rap Battles of...doh!

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Who won? Walt Disney Matt Groening