User blog:RapperRapRapp/Woman vs Sandwich

Welcome to Sega rap... I mean RRR Battles of Shitpostery

Today we got a Sandwich vs a Woman.

One of my favourite ideas ever

Thanks for Robotic Operating Mango for writing for Sandwich

Anyway

RRR BATTLES OF SHITTTTTTTPOSTERYYYYYY

SOME BITCH

VS

SAND WITCH

BEGIN

Sandwich:

Yo bitch,Im spicy like my memes

Im not made with beans,but you just got beaned

You´re making me cause your bf´s dick is big

Im made with bacon,but you are the pig

Woman:

Ok Sandwich I see how your game plays

I'll jizz on your bread and call it mayonnaise

Put you on a plate and serve it to my man

You're annoying as fuck, I should call you Spam!

Sandwich:

Yoooooo,Yo think you can rap

But you on disvantage like the wage gap

My favourite superhero is the Norse God Thor

BITCH I DON'T THINK YOU´RE RELEVANT ANYMORE

Woman:

Sand witch, you're a dick and it's nasty

My vagina is triggered, yours is just crusty

I bought you, you're my bitch, yes it's true!

Now fuck off to the kitchen and make me a you