User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 16

Lexi: So the plan is: we go to Texas, we disguise ourselves as Janitors, and find Pixel.

Metal: That's a lot better than the plans I've heard in my other adventure

(Lexi takes a drink and we fade to an image of several bottles on the floor)

Metal: Lexi I think you've had enough

Lexi: Yuo ceont thell mee wn I've hat erough

Metal: Lexi you should stop drinking

Lexi: U r knoxt thoh broiss ov me

Metal: This is why I don't drink

Lexi: Hay Mootal lmets du soome caroke

Metal: Fine

(Lexi and Metal go on stage and a few minutes later)

Club owner: Congrats you two win the Karaoke contest

Metal: Oh my god, what do we win

Club owner: A motorcycle

Metal: Card games on motorcycle

Club owner: No

(We cut to Metal driving the motorcycle while Lexi is holding on to him)

Metal: Lexi I've been thinking about something

Lexi: Wut...

(Metal turns to Lexi)

Metal: What if Gods like Zeus and Thor were pieces of Legos

Lexi: And you say I'm drunk

Metal: No think about it

Lexi: Metal

Metal: Lexi I've had deep personal thoughts about this

Lexi: METAL!

Metal: What!

Lexi: Turn around!

(Metal turns around and sees a truck heading towards them)

Metal: SHITTTTT

(Metal turns all the way and than it goes along the ground. The Motorcycle goes underwater flips sideways and Metal climbs up)

Metal: Lexiiii where are you

(Metal sees Lexi a few feet away)

Lexi: Metal!! Help I can't swim

Metal: Alright I'm coming!

(Metal dives in and swims towards Lexi. Metal gets to Lexi and puts her on his back)

Lexi: Thank you Metal

Metal: You're welcome

(Metal puts Lexi on the Motorcycle and climbs up)

Metal: Oh thank god we're alive

Lexi: Good think we can use the Motorcycle as a boat

Metal: Yep

Lexi: Metal there's something I need to ask you

Metal: What?

Lexi: Why do you care about me so much?

Metal: Well you're special too me

Lexi: Aw that's sweet

Metal: Yeah

Lexi: Also why is this series random as hell

Metal: Hehe let's not dwell into that

Lexi: We should consider this the Lexi and Metal show

Metal: Stop breaking the 4th wall!!!

(Several hours Metal is falling asleep)

Lexi: Metal you need to stay awake

Metal: I know, but I'm tired

Lexi: But what If I fall in the water

Metal: True that, I'll stay awake

Lexi: Yay

(Lexi hugs Metal and Metal smiles.)

Metal: Wait my Metal senses are tingling

(An Alligator appears and bites Metals arm. Than it starts to bleed)

Metal: Fuckkkkkk

Lexi: Metal I got this

(Lexi punches the Alligator and it swims away.)

Metal: Ah it hurts so bad

Lexi: Wait I can fix it

(Lexi rips off part of her shirt and wraps it around his wound)

Metal: Thank you Lexi

Lexi: Anytime~

Narrator: A few hours later!!

(Metal and Lexi see a big sign that says Welcome to Dallas Texas)

Metal: Finally

Lexi: Lets go

(Metal and Lexi Hop off of the Motorcycle than make there way to the city.)

Metal: I just realized did Pixel give you the directions

Lexi: Oh shit

Metal: Well lets ask for some directions

Lexi: But first we need to buy our disguises

Metal: Lets go find a costume store

Lexi: But Metal

Metal: What Lexi

Lexi: There's one right in front of us

(Metal looks up to see Liz's costume shop)

Metal: Continent!

(They walk in and buy their Janitor costumes)

Lexi: Alright time to go save Pixel!

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