User blog:RespectthePixel35/Dr. House vs Professor Layton. Epic RTP Battles of History Season 2.

Aaaaaaaand here we are with another Epic RTP Battles of History. This is the 17th installment. This features TV show doctor, Dr. Gregory House, battling video game detective, Professor Layton, to see who is the better detective. My Gimp is derping up right now, so no iTunes cover. That will be made by Shoop.

Cast
Nice Peter as Dr. House

EpicLLOYD as Professor Layton

Markiplier as Adrian Monk

Zach Sherwin as Patrick Jane

Toby Turner as Spencer Reid

The Battle
Beat House starts at 0:22

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!

DR. HOUSE!!!!!

VS!!!!

PROFESSOR LAYTON!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

Dr. House:
Take off the top hat, Hershel, this is a gentleman's match,

It's time for a real battle, but here's the catch.

You can't always get what you want, in your case, a victory.

Use my cane to break your face, you'll be history.

I've got patients waiting for me, I'm a brave risk-taker, You're just obsessed with puzzles and tea, you're not a real miracle maker.

Take a flashback, your failed attacks, just seem wack,

And then Unwind your Future, you won't come back.

You call yourself a professor, I call you my lesser.

This is the Last time, Layton, you'll be simply a Specter.

You were adopted, not kidding! Look at your storyline,

Your games make me sleepy, with your boring lines.

Your brother may have been nice, but you won't survive this procedure,

Still think you're a professor? I'm the real teacher.

I haven't time for this, I've got patients to see,

Want me to say sorry for your loss? I don't care much for apologies.

Professor Layton:
It's funny you say I'm a Holmes rip-off, look at your references!

There's No Reason for this, just listen to your senses!

You've got unknown birthdays, you can't be serious,

But all I remember is that I was born to make you delirious.

You can diagnose me all you want, I know you'll be wrong.

I don't have disrupted sleep patterns, I'm just tired of your song.

Let me make some tea, sit down, think about your life.

Now, get your ass out of my face before I pull out a knife.

MORE COMING SOON...