User blog:NightFalcon9004/Larry the Cable Guy vs Bill Nye the Science Guy. Epic Fanmade Battles of History 17.

So I realized there hasn't been a battle for my fanmade rap battles of actual people for over two months, and I try making one and it turns out pretty eh, but good enough to publish, so...

American stand-up comedian and actor, Larry the Cable Guy, and science educator and television host, Bill Nye the Science Guy, rap against each other to see which "guy" is better.

Nice Peter as Bill Nye the Science Guy

EpicLLOYD as Larry the Cable Guy

Beat (Larry starts on 0:23)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

VS!

LARRY THE CABLE GUY!

BEGIN!

Larry the Cable Guy:

Time to Git-R-Done! The Cable Guy's here to give this geek a fix

You will die, Bill Nye. On the mic, I won't be fooled by your tricks

I spit shots so accurately, it's something you couldn't avoid

With your lab coat and bow tie, it's like you're still dressed by your mama, boy!

You wimpy beardless Lincoln, I'll be talkin' trailer trash

You're old, broken, and useless. I'm a roaring engine still makin' cash

So let's dance, nerd! You're gettin' thrown down like a hoedown!

Quit foolin' around, Doc Brown. I'll eliminate you in this showdown!

Bill Nye the Science Guy:

Welcome! Today I'll be demonstrating lyrical physical pain

I have raps so sharp, they'll split your tiny atom brain!

Let's start an experiment: put a redneck against me in a fight

And I'll make him choke on his own words, like a gas of Nye-trogen

I'm spaced out, dancing with the stars, unlike you

Get you roasted all over so we can have a barbecue

This filthy hillbilly needs table manners since he's about to be served

Better lose some weight, Daniel, your loss will also get on your nerves

Larry the Cable Guy:

Pssh, no one remembers you now. Your little baby show sucked

I'll make roadkill out of you with my truck so this "funny-man" won't stand up

Flush you down with your beakers 'cause I'm sick of your crap

Go back to experimenting in your wasted meth lab!

Bill Nye the Science Guy:

You're sounding as rusty as Tow Mater, no smarter than a 5th grader

I'll skin ya and make crocodile shoes, saying "See ya later, gator!"

You call yourself a cable guy? You're dumber than a mule

Now this Science Guy taught you an important lesson: science rules!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTLES!

Who won? Bill Nye the Science Guy Larry the Cable Guy