User blog:Mystical Trixter/So, the best thing ever happened to me

So, Pretty much all day today I've been out hanging with my friends and stuff, it was really fun and stuff. Then something amazing happened.

One of the friends in my group got a call saying there was an old black man rap battling people in the parking lot, I sprint to the parking lot (at the cost of ruining my loafers) to see it, and it was true. He was challenging people and going all out on them. Now, I'm usually the shy one of my group, so when I told people I was gonna take him on my pals cheered me on, and he accepted.

Now, I had been planning lines out, but when we were gonna do it something threw me off, he was gonna do a specific topic, whereas I thought it was gonna be freestyle, anyway he picked the topic "Pink" and just went at me, talking about my hat, my shades, my lips, which he said would be good for eating pussy. Now, the weirdest thing was that I wasn't even insulted, I thought it was awesome and I was grinning the whole time. After it happened I started running all over telling everyone I knew. Sadly I really couldn't respond to his raps, because of the topic thing. and I don't remember much of what he said, aside from saying I had nice lips, saying my lover was a celebrity I forget the name of, calling me a wannabe Michael Jackson, and saying I was short. But, had it been freestyle, here's my favorite planned lines

You got a huge crowed, now I get to show them the gold I spew

You act like a hard-ass gangster, when even my sunglasses are blacker than you.

So yeah, that happened, and it made my life.