User blog:NoticeMe/Marco Polo vs Ferdinand Magellan

 SCREAMIN' SUN RAP BATTLES!

(^Srew it, I'm naming this series^)

 I made this battle when I was in 8th grade (that's when I discovered ERB...)

 So this is basically the first ever battle I made on paper and I'd like to share it with you all

 Hope You Enjoy!

Marco Polo vs Ferdinand Magellan! 

 Marco Polo: Stop there for a minute, and think about your shame

Your expedition gained nothing, for you’re the one to blame

You got 5 ships? All of them turned wreck!

Your crew even ate sawdust on the poop deck!

<span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">That’s sick! Almost every ship of yours never survived

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">One ship came back, but you never came alive

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">What the Heck?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">The King didn’t agree,  You stubborn little prick

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Just turn around, because I know that you know,

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You can’t beat this man named Marco Polo…

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<p class="Times New Roman"> Ferdinand Magellan:

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">When I was exploring the seven seas, The stars gave signs to me,

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">That I’ll be kicking this merchant’s ass back to his own little country.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who are you calling shame? Look what other kids did to your name

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">They scream you aloud for some chasing, a blindfolded guessing game.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">So let’s add up some spice to this battle, let me call one of my crew

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Because I’m sure that my friend Antonio here is gonna beat you!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="Times New Roman"> <span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Antonio Pigafetta: 

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">In everything I wrote, I never thought I had…

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">To defeat this man who’s obsessed so bad

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Fought in war, but got locked up in jail

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Your only friend was the man with you in the cell

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I read your book, it kinda bored me son!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I know you’re famous, you’re friends with Kublai Khan?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">But let me tell you this, our battle of rhyming is on!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">And I should tell you: our crew had already won.

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<p class="Times New Roman"> <span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Marco Polo: 

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Turn it on? Its fine… Get ready for you sails

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">When you mess with me and the man in the cell.

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<p class="Times New Roman"> Rusticiano:

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Don’t worry man; I got your back bro!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Your friend in the cell named Rusticiano

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I just want to let these people know,

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’m here and I am ready to flow!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re an assistant, Why are you even against me?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You just write down things for everything you see.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">And you right there, your goal’s God, Gold and Glory?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You just died and used your body as a triumph trophy

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Had an international crew, but fought like cats

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">And your crew right there ate some maggots and rats! (ugghhh)

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You should’ve listened to your king, Circumnavigator man ‘Cause this battle’s gonna end up like what happened in Mactan.

Who Won? Marco Polo Ferdinand Magellan

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