User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 2: The Atom vs Ant-Man

Welcome to the 2nd installment of DC Rap Battles. Today, we have a match-up of two scientists: Ray Palmer (The Atom), and Hank Pym (Ant-Man). Size matters in this battle.

Before we begin, I'd like to thank TKandMit for continuing to provide great artwork!

Battle
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Begin!

Ant-Man
Oh splendid, a fellow member of the scientific community

Whom I can critique, berate, and destroy with impunity

It’s futile, you see? For my superhero is better received

Continue this battle, and face my sting of bio-electrical energy

But I shouldn’t be mean, a man of your status should be treated with dignity

Because it seems to me that our respective fields share a major similarity

But apparently you have no qualms fucking murderers. You lack the clarity

And the dexterity to be the top of the field. Ray, you may need therapy

The Atom
You’re one to talk about women, don’t start to give me that lecture

You flipped out, struck your wife, and got kicked off the Avengers

And I’m proud to sleep with a murderer, because at least I have class

While you go digging to satisfy your fetish for insects and ants!

The smallest size you can shrink to is, macroscopic, how tragic

My smallest size is invisible, subatomic, like magic

Now you did discover your own particles, and that does impress me

But your science is child’s play when compared to my discoveries

Ant-Man
I would continue to crush you, but then you would proceed to explode

You can’t stay small for more than two minutes. Your limit, I suppose

Your powers may be superior, but you hold no candle to me

I can’t even remember the last time that you’ve been in a movie

And another thing that’s just as stupid is your Rogues Gallery

I mean, c’mon, Big Cheese, what’s his superpower, calories?

Even your superhero name can be pretty hard to fathom

Remind me, are you your own persona, or Captain Atom?

The Atom
I’m The Atom, that’s for certain, but your identity is a riot

Are you Ant-Man, Wasp, Yellow-Jacket, Giant-Man, or Goliath?

Make up your mind man, sometimes I forget what side you’re on

If you’re supposed to be a hero, then why did you spawn Ultron?

Hank, I must be frank, although your movie is in the top rank

It is thanks to the Marvel animated universe that you’ll tank

Big things come in small packages, so if you ever need assistance

I’ll be here to save the world again in Wonder Woman’s cleavage

Who Won?
Who Won? The Atom Ant-Man