User blog:ERBofSmoshery/MetalFire vs ERBofSmoshery - Sixth Official Wiki Rap Tournament

woo mr. infrequent posts is back with another annual battle

thanks to Jella for the sxc cover

beat is here, https://www.soundclick.com/html5/v3/player.cfm?type=single&songid=13092421&q=hi&newref=1, use it if you want, don't if you don't, no timestamps but realistically you'll hear when metal is supposed to come in

let's do it



VS



BEGIN

MetalFire:
Grav made me come back, and I have to face you?

A nobody, wait you lost to TK, you’re that dude

An incompetent writer stretching out every line

With disses with more Links than the Zelda timeline

That was a lazy rhyme but I don’t give a fuck

You’re not worth the effort but you’ll still need luck

Cause I’m silent and deadly, look at me in chat

I’ll win in a landslide like against Hippie Rat!

ERBofSmoshery:
Don't meddle with medaled mettle, Metal, that crap scrap flow's got rust!

So I'll be the one to diss, dismiss this bitch, and put him back in the Dusk!

This poser misnomer's not even warm, but still he spits his shit hot air

And thinks the glares will scare? The wannabe Firebrand can't even burn a Flare!

Maul any maudlin Maud ass-kissers, this is the Cthulhu's final call

When I drop Cop-outs as low as their chats when GIR goes balls to the wall!

Now I'll analyse how you've choked, this JoJo's jokes are dead as his posts

I lost to Mit? Well shit, this hypocrite prick did too, by one more vote!

MetalFire:
You were a Skater Boy, you said bid adieu

But every user was like “Uh, who the hell are you?”

I’m sending Smosh out like his name’s Anthony

You can’t drop bars, go Acid Drop off a balcony

Get Slam Dunked and get beaned by a Beaner

And know that my flow is off the Dual Durometer

I got gold in the HH and the bronze in the tourney

I have a successful channel, you have one empty wiki

ERBofSmoshery:
Axel said you were fucking hard to diss then went and voted for me

You see, when it comes to following leads, you're the Clementine to my Lee!

A voice actor but everyone sounds the same, it really is anime drool

This fool barely strings a sentence, and he wrote about Wiki Schools?

You just suck the life out of every rap, went from vampire to louse!

So into Homestuck it's a Bizarre Adventure for you to get out the house!

I'll pass a fist to a pacifist, this prick's so passive he can't even hit!

The dick of America's just been fucked like one his weeby hentai flicks!

Obligatory poll