Template:Unofficial Rap Battles

Unofficial rap battles took place between Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD on various occasions.

List of unofficial battles

 * GLaDOS vs Sherlock Holmes
 * James Bond vs Austin Powers
 * Salvador Dali vs Kurt Cobain

GLaDOS
GLaDOS is the main antagonist from the Portal series, a video game series made by Valve. Her name is short for "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System". Despite her programming being based on the mind of a woman named Caroline, GLaDOS becomes corrupt and turns sadistic over time, killing every scientist in the Aperture Science research facilities with the exception of Doug Rattman. Her main enemy is Chell, the protagonist of the game. She is non-organic and entirely composed of mechanical parts. She supposedly died at the end of Portal, but after she was heard singing "Still Alive", she came back in Portal 2, more vicious than ever.

Sherlock Holmes
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James Bond
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Austin Powers
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Salvador Dali
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Kurt Cobain
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GLaDOS:
I don't have an ass. I'm a computer genie!

You're a flawful coke-head with a double billed beanie!

Sherlock Holmes:
I'll mashy spike plate your immortal soul.

Send your robot ass through a portal hole!

James Bond vs Austin Powers
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Salvador Dali:
I am Salvador Dali! My genius is a gift from above!

You are a blond saggy STD on Courtney Love!

Your rhymes are going to be like my mustache (SHOOM!)

You'll probably kill yourself before this battle even begins,

'Cause I'm not afraid to say shit that hits hard!

LALALALALA Captain Picard!

Kurt Cobain:
Man, no one here even listens when you say stuff!

You're just a skinny fucking rat motherfucker with a paintbrush!

I've been a legend since I was 22 years old,

Invented grunge rock and Dave Grohl,

So let me put these lyrics into your spirit until you'll hear it!

You can suck yourself 'cuz you smell like my teen spirit!

Salvador Dali:
This is going to be a little tough...

But perhaps I should take the gloves off and get a little rough!

I think I was an impressionist, so lemme do an impression of you:

AHAARHAFAFYAFYFA *gunshot*

Kurt Cobain:
That's right, motherfucker, suicide gave me fame!

And all these motherfuckers still know my name!

So you can stay on the ground, take a trickle on my cock,

And go fuck yourself with some droopy-faced clocks!

Trivia
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