User blog:RespectthePixel35/Movie/TV Show Good Guy Persons Tourney-ment of Epicosity-Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash A.K.A. Epic Rap Battle of Ponies

This is for AG's special Movie/TV Show Protagonist Tourney. This features Element of Laughter, Pinkie Pie, battling Element of Loyalty, Rainbow Dash, to see who is the better pony.

WARNING: MOST NON-BRONIES WILL NOT GET MOST OF THE REFERENCES CONTAINED IN THIS BATTLE. IF YOU ARE NOT A BRONY, YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND CERTAIN LINES.

Cast
RespectthePixel35 as Pinkie Pie

Lasse200 as Rainbow Dash

Lyrics
Beat Pinkie starts at 0:06

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PROTAGONISTS!!!!!!

RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!

VS!!!

PINKIE PIE!!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Pinkie Pie:
Oh hi, Mr. Announcer! How are you today?

Oh yeah, I'm battling, sorry for the delay!

I know you hate losing, then prepare to fall, Dash,

If you're "Equestria's greatest flyer", why are you called Rainbow Crash?

You're an egghead, so I'll use you to make some cake.

I'll beat you so bad, you could call it Cupcakes!

Your victory is a MMMystery, seriously,

You can't even fly good, you're just a Wonderbolt wannabe.