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Hello, everyone. And welcome back to Cyan's Rap Battles!

Enjoy!

Beat: Mystic Blast

Twilight Sparkle
(starts at 0:15)

It’s Twilight and she’s in the Zone; you’ll be seeing stars once I’m through with you

Toying with you ‘til you’re left paralysed in a pose grimdark fics can’t compare to

I’ve encountered monsters and demons; Nickelodeon slime is your biggest threat

You rap with a rhyme scheme more inconsistent than your color palette

You don’t fully comprehend the principles of magic. It’s my element, while your kind takes it for granted

Your talent’s primitive and limited while I’m truly omnipotent. Your only prominent appearances are in obscure comics

You’ll see that my magic’s more than tricks when foundations ask you to “Make a Wish”

Your raps are corrupted, but it’s natural, not by curse or spell, so you’d better Moo-check yourself before you Ti-wreck yourself

Twilight
(starts at 0:47)

Excuuuuse me, Princess! Your victory is less likely than if your Library were to return!

I may as well call this verse ‘Lesson Zero’ because you just never seem to learn!

I’ve honestly never seen a worse case of bad character development than you

To transform from a sour, grumpy sociopath to Her Royal Highness, Miss Mary Sue!

I may look harmless but I’ll mess you up worse than your writers ruined Magical Mystery Cure

Then I’ll be chilling with my Moondancer while you’re being a bad friend to yours

I wish, I wish, I wish you would leave ‘Friendship’ to Celestia, and ‘Magic’ to Starswirl

I’m from the first ever MLP pilot, and my movie still sucked less than Equestria Girls!

Rarity
(new beat starts at 0:12)

Sparkler
(starts at 0:33)

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Applejack
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Applejack
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Pinkie Pie
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Surprise
(starts at 1:53)

Surprise, motherbucker! I had a feeling my team needs me!

Geez, Pinkie! This time it's not a Sandwich that's Cheesy!

"Testing, Testing, 123" already proved you can't rap!

But that verse was so bad, even I got a twitchy tail from that!

I've had Draggle and the Gizmonks wrapped around my hoof!

And you're supposed to be my successor? You're more like my spoof!

Hey, Psycho. You're, um, supposed to be the Element of Laughter?

EHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! Kneel before the true jape master!

Fluttershy
(starts at 2:14)

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Posey
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Rainbow Dash
Spike, stop wasting time with this lame mare,

Well, well, a well wetted pony that can’t fly with damp hair?

On the opposite of your drawbridge, it’s sure you’re not true

See, the songs of the sea are weaker than my melodies: (Shoo-be-doo!)

The Element of Loyalty comes to battle this Midnight Castle filly

Not Rescuing anypony, squandering with Wonderbolts is silly

The Sonic Boom’s got the flows to leave your dolls dismantled

I’m just training! This 20% Cooler show will leave yours cancelled!

Firefly
Confound this meme filled verse! Not even ‘Ten seconds flat’ could have saved it

‘Cuz nobody’s preferred pony is getting crushed by Lauren Faust’s all-time favourite!

While I’m Dancing On Air, you’re crashing through windows and walls.

Danger is my Life, but even I wouldn’t be as two-faced as Rainbow Falls

Look up what ‘Loyalty’ actually means, because you’ve got the wrong impression.

You’re such a Ne’er-Do-Well that your friends needed to stage an intervention!

So listen up, Dash. Take this from a real flying wiz,

Your rapping skill is not as sick as your massive ego thinks it is.

Spike
Spike's ready to spit hot fire that'll send you straight to Celestia!

You're more of a coward than Fluttershy, so you'll learn to fear who's besting ya!

Your speech is Garbled. I'll leave you out like a playset of G1 merch!

Maybe you'll actually find good rhymes in your verse. Now THAT should be Spike's Search

Bring all your Princess Dragon pals! I've got the wit to go it alone!

I'll clean the castle with your ass, no hastle, and that'll be my Dragon Code.

You'll get owned! I'm the princess's number one assistant,

And I'll send you and Scorpan packing back to Tirek if you try to get persistant!

Spike
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The MLP n' Friends Main Six
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The Seven Pony Friends
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The G3 Main Six
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Discord
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The Core Seven
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Poll
WHO WON? The Mane Six The G1 Mane Six The MLP n' Friends Main Six The Seven Pony Friends The G3 Main Six The Core Seven w/ Discord