User blog:Patts9009/Dis Rap for Hire --Whiskerfishy

This is a must desire...

A Salmon Dis Rap for Hire.

Flamin’ this fish ‘til a golden lair;

Servin’ up some surf and turf;

Burnin’ him for what it’s worth.

“Everyone’s a dick,” his own quote.

It’s what he shoves down his throat.

Nothin’ too Fishy about his sexuality.

While it’s quite queer, you like Bestiality.

Ain’t a man, just a child who’s confusing.

You’re a joke and a half, and so amusing.

Unoriginal is the only word you’re defined as.

“You suck” is all you utter, that ain’t gonna pass.

Thinkin’ bout this Dis Rap will just hurt your brain.

Calling me gay cut chance of ya gettin’ my sustain.

Can’t you hear the voices of the members?

Whiskerfishy, just a name to not remember.

You’re just gonna be a finished dish.

Now I’m full and finished.


 * leaves

“Fuck you, dick.”

You fuckin’ prick.

You can’t even come up with something usable.

A cussing comeback is not at all excusable.

Patrick serving up a culinary masterpiece,

With Fish as the main part of the feast.