User blog:Wachowman/EGRB 6 Nathan Drake vs Ezio

EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES! EZIO! VS! NATHAN DRAKE! BEGIN!
 * Ezio is climbing a mountain while getting shot at by some guards*
 * he the gets to the top of the mountain where the guards can no longer get him and have to go back*
 * he climbs down the other side of the mountain to see a world completely different from his*
 * Getting stares from everyone that passes him he notices one guy on top of a house, he's seen this man before*
 * The man then jumps down to confront Ezio, he is now face to face with him..*
 * Nathan: do you have a reason to be here? It's time for you to leave,
 * You running away from guards lost you a lot of respect from me.
 * Your game keeps getting worse, they should stop being made,
 * Same story line with you doing parkour and getting betrayed.
 * And yet you're making another game? Something I'd never guess,
 * Every time NaughtyDog Makes a game it becomes a success.
 * It takes you like 20 seconds just to reload your gun,
 * And it doesn't matter if you have your Apple Of Edon.
 * It'll render useless while you're in my Dimension,
 * Even though its in your title, I've done more Assassinations.
 * Even Sully says your game takes no intelligence to beat,
 * Your games is so bad that they added invincibility cheats.
 * You don't have a reason to rap, I already gave you a warning,
 * But I wanted to see how your raps are exactly like your game, Boring!


 * Ezio:I don't think you understand, I cannot be beaten,
 * Because of your unstable mood, you're always being weakened.
 * In Uncharted 3 you got engaged ain't that sweet,
 * But while I'm here it's time for you and a real challenge to meet.
 * You seemed so distressed when you thought that Sully died,
 * But you just drank some drugged water and you ended up high.
 * Your little pendant wouldn't do shit against my hidden blade,
 * When you were in the middle of that desert, everyone could tell you were afraid.
 * Why don't you fight your enemies like man, but you always need an advantage,
 * I have to heal myself when I'm hurt, but you just brush off any gunshot damage.
 * You could tell how your game will end from the beginning,
 * Just by look of fear on your face, I can tell that I'm winning.


 * Nathan:while you just sit on tree all lonely, I have a wife,
 * it doesn't count if your hidden blade is the size of a butter knife.
 * If you didn't know I was referring to you having a small penis,
 * And how are you even rapping when you can barely speak English.
 * The Parkour you've done, wouldn't match shit to what I've escaped,
 * Just your storyline and character gives me a massive headache.
 * Uncharted 1 and 2 both got strategic game of the year,
 * And you always have to heal yourself cause you wear hoodies instead of gear.
 * It's now time for you to leave my town, so I guess "see ya",
 * While you're gone ill make sure to have some fun with Christina.


 * Ezio:Christina died so long ago it's hard to remember who she is anymore,
 * Don't think you're so popular with your series cause were still making AC4.
 * None of your games ever end the way that you want it to,
 * You always want to capture the main villain but they never live it through.
 * It seems you're so weak, Elena has to save you a lot,
 * I would be ashamed if I were you, although she is pretty hot.
 * Your games not about stealth, it's about shooting whatever you see,
 * Uncharted is just organized version of Call Of Duty.
 * It's hard to tell anyone the Uncharted series story,
 * But if you want to tell anyone my victory, well that's self-explanatory.

WHO WON? WHO NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES!

WHO WON Nathan Drake Ezio