User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 5: Charles Darwin vs. Ash Ketchum

This features the guy who made the theory on men evolving from monkeys, Charles Darwin vs. Pokemon protagonist, Ash Ketchum. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CHARLES DARWIN

VS.

ASH KETCHUM!

BEGIN!

Charles Darwin:

Hey anime boy! Look at me now!

I'm spitting powerful raps, attracting the whole crowd!

All you do is train in gyms, getting all those badges

My next theory is how I'll pawn your ass with my gadgets!

This guy so dumb! Just plain bullshit!

He was given a Thunderstone and still didn't use it!

I made Mamoswines famous, so you have no right to fight back

I just kill you with a 1 hit rap K.O. attack!

Ash Ketchum:

Alright old man! You wanna get a fight?

You're almost 200 years old, where will you get the might!

You forgot to stock up on Max Potions, and arthritis medicine

I go gaga on monsters, primates is what you're obssessing!

When I'm with Misty, the only attack I have is harden

Why don't you just write all your fancy books down Castelia Garden?

You're just a old fag with no hair and trying to get class

Go Charizard, use Fire Blast!

Charles Darwin:

You see? Didn't you hear? You made glass break

You use harden on your metapod, which I'm sure is fake!

My rhymes make Pokemon come to me, fire types to electrics

Then I'll control all of them, man they should me the next Ghetsis!

You had a close-up with Zekrom and didn't even bother to catch it

You're eggs are too fragile and I couldn't help but hatch it!

So go back to your screen and try to save the day again

But from now on, you're not travelling with any of your friends!

Ash Ketchum:

You're still trying to defeat me? In your dusty old robe

I'll be screaming Hyper Voice raps that'll break them earlobes!

I'm burning you to the ground using my flamethrower

Where do you want me to hit next Charles? Wanna go lower?

I'm so hot that Dawn loves my Master Balls

You think you have guts to fight me? You don't even have the gall!

Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Send him back to his grave

Come back when you're fresh again and you're 6 times a brave!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

Le poll Who won this battle? Charles Darwin Ash Ketchum