User blog:CapcomGuy/Charles Darwin vs. Ash Katchum

Epic Rap Battle Of History

Charles Darwin

Vs.

Ash Ketchum

Charles Darwin:

Prepare yourself son, a wild Darwin as appear

i'm not about to lose to this PokeQueer.

i'll kick your ass, from kanto to unova

even with your female companion, your never be love.

its true that religon hates my evolutions laws

but aleast misty didn't laugh at my pokeballs

i can see why charizard didn't listin to this ugly prick

after this battle, you won't return for generation six

Ash Ketchum:

ok Darwin, I Choose you to lose to the pokemon master

i can catch pokemon, all you do is make a religious disaster

you can't run from a trainer battle, you can't escape

i go hunt monster while you focus on Primeape

and plus your wrong, i'm definitely not gay

just ask misty, dawn or even may

you could never keep up with my pokemon collection

plus i already won this battle, i guess it just natural selection

Charles Darwin:

its been 14 years now, why are you still 10?

now get out of my face, and go catch more pokeman

your show so retarded, it make japan have a stroke

you dad missing while your mom in bed with professor oak

you can't beat me, All your rivals make a bitch out of you,

and plus why needs girls when you always have Pikachu?

Ash Ketchum:

Carful what you say Darwin, i might HM-01 you

i'm so boss that i even saw mew and mewtwo

just face it, i beat you in this brawl

for i am the pokemon master, i gotta catch them all

all you ever done was make people revolt

now Pikachu, use Thunderbolt

Who Won? Charles Darwin Ash Ketchum