User blog:YouTubeKorea/The Master vs Jim Moriarty: Some Crappy Rap Battles Episode Four

Hey, people, this is YTK. I know some of you don't know what the fuck this is, but I've been doing a series called Some Crappy Rap Battles way back in, like, the summer/fall of 2013, and I haven't been doing it since the third episode. Well, now I'm back, and this time, the battle will be the famous antagonist of Doctor Who, the Doctor's "best enemy", the Master, against the cunning villain of Sherlock, James "Jim" Moriarty. Let the battle begin, and please enjoy the severly crappy show.



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SOME CRAPPY RAP BATTLES!

THE MASTER!

VS!

JIM MORIARTY!!!

BEGIN!

The Master:
Who am I? Well, I'm often referred to as the Master

So now run, Jim, run for your life, and run faster

Cause you'll see that I'm much more Terrifying than the Autons

Here's my army of Toclefanes, why don't you try to stop 'em?

Can you hear it, Jim? The sound of me whooping your ass up to the sky

Look, I'm dissing you LIKE A MASTER, and it's as easy as Pi

You should be dropping soaps in jail, while I'm chilling in Gallifrey

Is that a Browning in your pocket, or were you never "pretending" to be gay?

Jim Moriarty:


I'm back to spread fear all over the world

It's me against Rassilon's little bitch, so unlucky with girls

Imma kill you in this lyrical car crash just like Roger Delgado

Even the Doctor's a better villain than you, man, he blew up Skaro

My ways of crime will send them chills right down to your socks

I'm so blooming smart that I outsmarted the fuck outta Sherlock

Shrinking people and shooting lasers? Really, is that all you can do?

You're a ripoff of me, and everyone in Earth knows too

The Master:
Well, I'll grab that goody-goody face and knock if four times

You and your pathetic "crimes" are about to be squished like lime by my rhymes

Sorry, but you've got no chance of Survival when I have my Masterace

A couple of sweaty slaves in countries like Serbia? That's your case

I'll give you a choice: either leave this battle and disappear like a Bee

Or get Paradox-machined so hard that you'll get sent back to BC

The only place you beling is in Sherlock Holmes's mind palace, see?

Now let the whole world know that your revival is a fallacy

Jim Moriarty:
I'd burn the two hearts out of you, but you already got shot by your mate

Your name means absolutely nothing, you can't even Masterbate

Cause your screwdriver is as small as Tenth, while mine is as big as Eleventh

You may have sent a rocket up to Utopia, but you won't be going to heaven

I've seen how you looked like in the seventies, and Lazarus looks much better

Let me just send you a text, because I can kill people with a letter

So come down to the pool, Harry boy, where you'll lyrically get drowned

I showed more authority than you when I was wearing a crown

Poll
Who won? The Master Jim Moriarty