User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Zeus vs. Thor

Zeus
How dare challenge my Immortal Throne?

I, father of the gods, I heard your father on the phone!

Maybe I can ask Odin ceasefire, "The reason is Zeus, delay time

I'll give you a cross dressing neck with a rope!

I like Medusa, if I were a stone asshole, he looks like I was wrong!

I schlong my swan cow bitch!

I think this is the trident of Poseidon.

I stepped on a cold frosty rime giants ball!

Thor
Raytheon, let steamer, Tan transform rape!

And I get the impression that the Nordic scale,

I produce power in the storm.

I get a great cause, "I got the Nordic! (Noirse!)

Valhalla -atcha boys and we FLYTE!

But I Wonderland house, let your Asgard!

Your tongue kissing your sister, it is Bigeluose Gorgon!

My thunder. Nail Natalie Portman!

What some people adore him so Zeus abuse it?

You are ruthless man, your crew is like a collision video!

Fear of the ruling party, with fewer people than some Greeks.

I spit in your face, but you might want to do this!

Zeus
Father only stupid fool would knock Philosophy

My Greeks established the foundations of democracy!

In astronomy, it charts the movement of my relatives

Piece of cake, but all my kingpin Olympus!

I think the rain parade, we do this piece!

Quick itching finger screws for Usain!

This is your story, but I'll be the first to be recorded in writing!

MC Hammer was just lightning held two meetings, oiled!

Thor
Rain, old man? This is not an easy within range.

They can not give women sobbing in my hometown.

You know, I would conqueror, sailing, astronomers can make your

Thousands of kilometers of the continent found!

I'm still the dominant alpha dog, you can not beat me!

I will let you fall in love with the Greek GDP this!

As the depth of Hades, please send your deeper underground!

Now, let's be like your father swallowed my baby.

Zeus
Do you think the ruler of the underworld panic empty?

Are you kidding me! Rocky, you must have written on the line!

When you complete a trick I, wisdom and rhyme time

You will need a lighter for your boat, dead Vikings' easy career!

Thor
This day-to-day glory is long overdue for the above Oracle told'ya.

I'm in your robe as "Grandpa" kick your penis wrinkles!

Here, I would like to take your eyes drachma,

When you enter the Styx, please tell me your bitch three animals greeting. (Woof!)