User blog:TCalderon/Big Chungus vs Ultra Instinct Shaggy - Rap Battle

This is it. The moment when my writing career officially peaks.

Just so we're clear; meme battles will not be a regular thing for me. This is just a one time thing that I decided to do for funsies, and nothing else. And this won't count as me using the actual Shaggy and Bugs Bunny in a rap battle. Shaggy is planned, and I'm still open for Bugs Bunny.

With all that said; Big Chungus, the fat rabbit, and Ultra Instinct Shaggy, the slayer of gods. These two battle it out to see which meme is the most powerful!

Are these meme even alive anymore? Whatevs.

Beat: https://www.soundclick.com/html5/v3/player.cfm?type=single&songid=8767319&q=hi&newref=1

RAP BATTLE

SHAGGY

VS

BIG CHUNGUS!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!

Shaggy:

'''ZOINKS! This next mystery’s got me disheveled,'''

You’re up against the man who said “SCREW POWER LEVELS!”

Even Lillard’s channeled his power, so what exactly can you do?

When I surpassed the greats from Thanos all the way to Goku!

One punch will be enough to put an end to this bright fag!

'''I’m iconic, regardless! You’re just a quick sight gag!'''

'''Who’s looking he might gag! Lay off the carrots, buddy!'''

Before I have to put an end to this Ugandan Bunny!

Big Chungus:

'''Eehh, what’s up, Cock? Enjoying the roids your fans got ya?'''

It’s not a real Battle of Gods when you’re really weaker than Yamcha!

'''Whereas I’m authentic! A being all the memers do adore!'''

Making billions on all the copies that I’ve sold on PS4!

'''You think you can take me? I believe that you’re mistaken!'''

I don’t think you understand how many lives that I have taken!

'''You’re old news, bro! All your power’s prehistoric!'''

How about you use 10% of it to stop ripping off Chuck Norris!

Shaggy:

Like, I don’t think you’re quite ready for my next form, punk

When I took your Lola Bunny and then fused her with my junk!

I’ll crack your back, and smack your ass, and kick you in the nutsack!

I’ll never stop kicking your ass, not even for a Scooby Snack!

Big Chungus:

You think you stand a chance with that sad little comeback?

That’s dumber than believing that you’d be in Mortal Kombat!

'''You’re weakening, you dunce! And it’s about to get worse!'''

Because your greatest exposure was a mod in Jump Force!

Shaggy:

'''SILENCE MORTAL! YOU KNOW NAUT WITH WHAT YOU’RE DEALING!'''

YOUR MEME TWO WEEKS AGO, SO IT’S BEST THAT YOU START LEAVING!

Big Chungus:

'''Getting salty, bro? C’mon, where’s your sense of humor?'''

I’d say our battle ended when the Shaggy Dog got neutered!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

Who Won? Big Chungus Ultra Instinct Shaggy -

Opponents in need for hire!

Monkey D. Luffy (I'm thinking of Spongebob or Jack Sparrow for this one)

Marvin the Martian

Scrooge McDuck

Nicole Watterson