User blog:MonkeyInATank/Link vs Indiana Jones

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

INDIANA JONES!

VS!

LINK!

BEGIN!!!

Link:

You'll never beat me, what do you think of that?

I have Triforces of Wisdom and Courage, all you have is your hat

I'll kill you, scalp you, and slice you in half

Then put your blood inside my Phantom Hourglass

You were in the worst four movies I've ever seen

You spend all your time grabbing treasure with a tween

What I do on my own time is none of your business

I'm the Hylian warrior, you're just the Twilight Princess

Indiana:

I don't just have a hat, I also have a whip

When I play your games, I think I'm on an acid trip

If it weren't for your little toys, you wouldn't have anything

You can eat your heart out, as big as yours is, it must be filling

I'm the greatest action hero ever, you're just a civilian

The worst movies you've ever seen? Ha! They've made billions

My hunts have made me rich, in all your games you rescue a whore

Why do you think she spends so much time with Ganondorf?

Link:

You've made me mad, I'm gonna pull out the Majora's Mask

You won't like me when I'm angry, I'll put you in your casket

By entering this battle, you've entered the Temple of Doom

Why don't you and your "assistant" just go get a room?

As the years have gone by, you're getting older and older

I'm suprised that you haven't been crushed by a boulder

Indiana:

I'll break your Crystal Skull and then go Raid the Lost Ark

I spit rhymes like a cobra and bite like a shark

I've been everywhere, from Egypt to Argentina

I'm gonna go stick my Skyward Sword in Zelda's Ocarina

You may act tough, but deep down, you're afraid

Destroying you in this battle is my Last Crusade

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Indiana Jones Link