User blog:Element K/JIM HENSON VS WALT DISNEY (Element's Rap Battles)

ELEMENT'S RAP BATTLES

JIM HENSON

VS

WALT DISNEY

BEGIN

Jim Henson:

I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends

But in this case, that rule, I'm willing to bend I've seen your animations and

Waldorf: They aren't half bad!

Statler: Nope! They're ALL bad

Jim Henson: Your kids stars turn into whores

Your movie plots a bore

You suck more than the boy bear that went to war

Provoke me Elias, cuz theres more in store

Walt Disney: The way to get started is to stop talking and begin doing

I'll burn you so bad, call it a second incinerating

I'm Mr. Incredible, create blockbusters like Nemo

So any chance of you winning, might as well Let it Go

For a kids show, the first part's called Sex and Violence?

I'd tell more mistakes but I'm not sure when the list ends

You dare challenge me? I'm your owner dude!

Maybe a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you

*The Muppets Show Theme*

Kermit the Frog:

Now that's what we call a Disney joke

Statler:

Nope! That's what we call a Dismal Joke!

Kermit:

You make fun of the pilot episode but the more you know

The net's full Disney porn from every single show

Gonna kick this chump of sesame street

Trying to reach our standards but they can't be meet

So damn popular, making a scene

Like I said on the Voice, It ain't easy being green

*Whistling*

Mickey Mouse:

Welcome to the House of Mouse

Now I'll hocus pocus you away just like your spouse

I'm on the hollywood walk of fame, Mickey's the name

But you'd probably know since I'm the king of this game

From the Emmy's to Hotels to resorts international

Challenging giants wasn't very rational

Maleficent, Ursela, Pete, Hades and Shere Khan

Jafar, Scar, Gaston, kick this man and his hands outta Disneyland

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ELEMENT'S *Switched Channels* RAP BATTLES!

WHO WON? Jim Henson & Kermit Walt Disney & Mickey ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

This is my second battle, I think I'll start doing this into a series on my page. Like I said before, any feedback is appreciated. Bye for now!