User blog:LawnDefender072003/Sunflower vs. Moonflower

Inspired by Icey's PvZ battle, I decided to make my own. Beat-Carrotina vs Huge-Giganticus was supposed to be my first PvZ battle, but then I decided to make this my 1st one instead. And here's my battle: Moonflower vs Sunflower.

Because PvZ has a little information about plants, I tried to include as much info and references as possible.

Cast
The battle is animated.

Laura Shigihara as Sunflower (voice)

Mary Doodles as Moonflower (voice)

Crazy Dave, Nightshade, Shadow-shroom, Dusk Lobber, Grimrose (cameo)

Sunflower:
Sunflower! One, two, three, four! There’s a rapper on your lawn

Rapping against a table-loving moron

There’s a rapper on your lawn

And she’s about to make Sailor Moon fuck her ass off!

I know I’m just just a Sunflower but, see

Your rhymes are weak as your Plant Food Ability!

When people speak of the, they think of me

While you are just a Mrs. Nobody…

I got the best sunflow, I’m the mascot of the whole show!

Stay in the Zen Garden and let your rapping abilities grow!

And your shadow ability, it’s not even fun!

Why are you named “Moon” if you fucking produce sun?

Moonflower:
I ain’t got time for this wabby waboo, I just don’t give a shit!

I should have been there, defending the lawn, cause you’re suck at it!

I mean seriously, nobody choose you to battle, dawg!

Not even in the prequel, sequel and the spin-offs!

You’re getting worse, while I’m still in my prime

No need to talk about it, I have the best rhymes

I produce way more sun with the same cost as you

Maybe recharges a bit slower but still,

I’m way better when the two of us compared!

Now please continue your raps, if you even dare!

Sunflower:
I know your type, shitty, cancerous content

And I’m about to knock your petals off your head!

And crush that force field that get destroyed in a few bites

I got millions of views on Youtube! You know I rock the mic!

‘Cause I’m maybe weak, but I have all the fame!

While it seems like nobody remembers your name.

Moonflower:
Oh please. You only have the popularity

You may think you can dance, but your raps are shitty

You're being useless, while shadow plants like us defend the lawn

No need to say anything more because this rap is done

Now end this goddamn rap battle real quick

Cause this bitch can go home and suck a dick.

Who won? Sunflower Moonflower