User blog:CrimsonTuxedo24/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH FINALE-PART ONE

Written by the talented, Shoop. Prepare your balls for

SCRAW VS MEAT

(Setting: The Ruins of ERB Wiki District 11)

(Meat is walking down the street thinking about GTA V when suddenly Scraw shows up.)

Meat: What are you doing here?

Scraw: I want a battle…

Meat: OK, you make the blog.

Scraw: No, a REAL battle.

Meat: So, like a fight?

Scraw: No…

Meat: Then what?

Scraw: What this is… is a Deathmatch…

(Scraw kicks Meat in the face, Meat dodges)

Meat: Ha! You can’t kick me! I’m admin now!

(Meat punches Scraw’s chest, knocking him down.)

Scraw: Urgh!

(Scraw jumps up, and pushes Meat off a cliff.)

Scraw: Ha! DEAD!

(Scraw slowly walks away in the sunset…)

(Meat jumps all the way up a cliff)

Scraw: BUT I KILLED YOU!

Meat: Ha! I’m God! You can never kill me!

Scraw: You? God? Please! I’ve taken that title!

(Meat pulls out Sloth Pope’s staff, and stabs Scraw in the heart)

(Scraw hole in his chest regenerates, leaving him healed)

Meat: What’s going on?

Scraw: I ATE DEADPOOL, ABSORBED HIS POWERS!

Meat: k.

(Meat takes out his sloth claws and stabs Scraw 72 times until his body is rubble.)

MEAT: VICTORY!

(Meat wins)

NEXT TIME

(A menu page gets blasted with yellow colored missiles)