User blog:Kungfuguy27/Contest of Champions: The Punisher vs Ellie

Hey everybody, Kung here

This is a battle for the Contest of Champions rap battle tourney hosted by Legion

The battle is Frank Castle, aka Marvel comic's the Punisher, as played by Legion vs Ellie from The Last of Us as played by Kung

Enjoy, vote in the comments I think

Also, here's a rap meaning Doc I made for my verses, I didn't feel like putting the links in the verses themselves so ye.

The Punisher:

You'd be Caught in the Crossfire if a real foe entered

So in keeping with my past, I’ll start with offering you surrender

But I know you won’t take it, it seems the title was a promise

With the hundreds of men you’ve killed to be “The Last of Us”

I’m a lead and steel superhero, Batman with his shit straight

You’re a genderbent Carl Grimes biting off Lee’s plate!

You’ll be Left Behind in this battle like you were left off Steam.

Prepare for Punishment. Nap time for this American Dream.

Ellie:

Woah, Joel, check it out! This guy is fucking built!

No wonder you closed Joan out after building up walls of guilt

I mean, I feel for you man, no doubt, I’ve lost people too

That doesn’t justify street justice run amok like you do

Loss motivates my survival, humanity is what drives me

While you endure and survive to kick Vincent Vega’s hiney

Besides, I know Batman, who the fuck are you, dickhead?

To us, you and your super-sona are both pretty dead.

The Punisher:

This won't merit an entry in the War Journal, it seems

This Agent will Venomize a Thunderbolt on another teen!

You claim moral way and proper character development

That'd push Lao Tzu to the MAX and make realism irrelevant

Two to the chest and three to the head in the smuggler

Followed by Big Nothing being left of Lisa's clone here

That’s just like how you left humanity high and dry for “your health”.

This Page paste is waste, I bet you just Shadowscat yourself.

Ellie:

Oh, so I’m the one who’s pasted? You took a page straight from Hatred

You don’t look any better in edgy leather, so stop the tantrum, okay kid?

You’ll be wasted, I know you drink, I’ll throw a bottle your way

On some stealthy shit, I’ll pelt you with it, try a brick to the face! Man,

You’re shit with a switch, bitches get stitches when I shiv ‘em

Take a listen, all your shots miss, you can’t hit me if I’m hidden

You can’t even kill Kingpin, Castle, in this battle, I wear the crown

Thing is, when I punish you, Frank, you stay down.