Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 63/@comment-206.188.36.85-20160625192817

I'd love people's thoughts on this matchup (an admittedly random one)!

Zoolander VS Billy Madison

Billy Maddison

Stop looking at be swan!

So I can start this battle

And kick this models balls until his brains start to rattle

Yeah I needed help.... to graduate.... but when it comes to bustin' rhymes... I get straight A's

And when it comes to crackin' skulls, I don't play games

It's a shame, that you look like such as LOSER - your movie's boring as fuck...... a SNOOZER

And your sequel...... a FAILURE

Sorry to tell ya but you bombed, ya little elf bitch

Sorry man, but I'm a real troop

Now to light up your front lawn - burning poop!

Zoolander

It's me Zoolander, and I want everyone to know

That I'm a model legend - you're just a man ho

I'm perfection, from my head to my toes

You're an infection, and one that nobody even knows

See I roll, with a posse full of sex appeal

You roll, with a posse that's got next to nil

Now look, things are getting off the chart, and I don't want to be mean

But your face looks like a fart, and your voice - it makes me scream

Ahhhhhh I'm a beautiful attraction, yooooouuuuuu, are a disaster - you need lap band

Now sit down, while you continue getting schooled

I only hope, that you can hold back the drool

Billy Maddison

Don't bring up schools, you thought a model was a real one, and now...... [Interrupted]

Hansel

Hey guys, it's me, it's Hansel bitches

Here to tear a hole in the britches of this dumby little misfit

I've got riches, and a face to match, not to mention - take a look at these abs

You know you're jealous, and would like a touch

But I won't share it, with such an ugly little runt

I've been bound, but my duties as a model, but now my sole goal's to put the beat down on this toddler

Did I mention, that I'm Hansel bitches

No further explanation

This battle's finished!