User blog:Garchomp2012/James Fredericks vs. Emperor Taishō

Cast:

James Edward "Eddie" Fredericks: NicePeter

Emperor Taishō: EpicLLOYD

Lyrics:

Epic Rap Battles of History!

James Fredericks

vs.

Emperor Taishō

Begin!

Taishō:

Welcome to World War One, man. I'll show you how better you can rap this tune. *gunfire* You hear that? I can take over for your land, and take you down. No regrets.

James:

Oh, what's that? *ding dong* Oh, that's right! Welcome to the mines. I know you did saw the 1890's with your father as Emperor Meiji, but that's gone way too far. I see everything that happened during the 1880's and 1890's, but that's not enough for me. You see what happened to Prince Kitashirakawa? He went to Taiwan to just die in 1895. So you'll be going to my mines for 24 hours a day. *looks at Taishō* I see the point now, Taishō. You are now the worst one around.

Taishō:

Oh, jeez, Eddie. Why do you make me choose Prince Yoshihisa died in 1895 in Taiwan. He served in the First-Sino Japanese war while I only served World War I, my dad served in both First-Sino and Russo-Japanese War and you served in nothing because you were too lazy to do anything.

James: That's not true. While you had a son named Hirohito, who take over your place after you died in 1926 on Christmas Day and you could not resist having a heart attack that is more powerful than the Tokugawa Shogun which took place from 1603 until your father fucked up the place in 1868 after Kōmei died of a fatal throw up in 1867. Now all you have left is your badges, hat, wife and children. And nothing else.

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!!!

Epic, Rap, Battles, of History!