User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence Battle 4 Belle Starr vs Anne Bonny



Rap Battles of Exellence! Battle 4 Belle Starr vs Anne Bonny PLEASE READ!
Notes: I'm really pushing it to sound like these characters are in their time. I used Western sland and pirate slang. Also if you plan to have the beats go with the backgrounds you better be able to sing fast or it will end quickly. I worked very hard on this as well so please I ask you to vote. I also wanted this battle to feel really savage. So that is why they interrupt each other in it! Also check out my other battles thanks. Last thing yes I know their real names aren't Belle Starr or Anne Bonny, but that is what they were called so that's what I am calling them. :)

Hints: One grows the other is hairy

Setting for Belle Starr: Fort Smith

Setting for Anne Bonny: Calico Jack's ship the Neptune

Belle Starr vs Anne Bonny
Rap Battles of Excellence! Battle 4

Belle Starr

vs

Anne Bonny

BEGIN!

Belle Starr:
Howdy folks it's time to boot this looter

Even though I would was never a shooter and I would never shoot her

I'm still all the caboose in history while you're just a myserty

You were put in a calaboose and left there for dead in misery

You're a muck of a pirate while as an outlaw I'm a bang-up

If you saddle up to me when you lose you'll be all balled up

Cause when you're as notorious as lil ole me even your raps are glorious

Face it hag pirates were laborious and inglorious

Frankly speaking the truth you look ulgier than John Wilkes Booth

And in your era of abuse your dressing would be considered uncouth

Anne Bonny:
Ye poor rapscallion with with ye poor stallions

When ye mess with this villain ye head will be my medallion

Yer a whore who should have stayed with her crooked brothers in the Civil War

Me captain and I will sink ye faster than Carthage was charred

Me hearties were never late to the pirate party

Ye were known as a smarty, yet never even tried to parley smartly

I fought the pirate women discrimination and help brought down some serious damnation

While ye have a serious gambling complication that brought ye many frustration

Listen lassie yer a blowhardy wench who dresses tarty

And a shitty landlubber with a child who shot yer back cowardly

Belle Starr:
Oh my you accusing me of whoring when for two years you had men exploring

I'm a star in my time with my rhymes that are flying and soaring

You're a half seas over, hard case, queer whose into crossdressing which must of been stressing

Anne Bonny:
The Queen Ann's Revenge's name was similar to mine which means it's easy to see why I maim ye in fame

While ye stay in the same life of shame

Running away playing games with the boatswain

Belle Starr:
My oh my you're dumber than your Calico armed cow

What's wrong can't reap what you sow?

(This next verse is a mockery of Belle's epitaph)

Anne Bonny:
Ye tramp yer shedding many tears and in yer heart showing much regret

I buried ye like the casket that used to be here and plundered the gem that sparkels yet

'''Who Won? Who will be next? We'll See! Epic Rap (cannons and gunshot noises) Battles of Excellence! '''

 Who Won? Belle Starr Anne Bonny Tie '''