User blog:Stevethebarbarian/Slightly educational rap

I actually wrote this for fun as part of a school assignment, and I reallized that it dosen't suck too bad. Which is pretty cool, all things considered.

This is a rap between Asexually Reproductive Organisms and Sexually Reproductive Organisms.

Asexual Organism:

You really think that you can beat us in a battle,

I strongly suggest that you start to haggle,

a way out, cause you're outmatched, we're ahead,

try another round of reproduction, send your children in your stead.

Cause there is no way that you'll win the race,

it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place!

Sexual Organism

You can't out live us, out rap us, or beat us in a fight,

so go ahead, try, we cured the common cold last night,

Human beings, bears, fish, owls, and weasels,

elephants, and mice, whales, larks and eagles,

are all in our club, and in case you're curious,

we're still alive because we evolve fast and furious!

Asexual Organism:

We don't have to deal with nagging wives, or fighting for a mate,

or helpless baby children, and when we want a buddy, we don't wait,

we just make one, split ourselves in half,

don't even try another verse, you'll only make us laugh!

Sexual Organism

Go ahead and laugh if you can, Mr One Cell,

who doesn't have senses, of hearing, sight and smell,

We evolve, you decay, you worthless bacteria,

millions of you die every time we have diarrhea!

If you really want to know why you don't have a chance,

you stay in one place, we always advance!

PS, I did steal the "We ____ you Decay" line and rhyming "weasels" with "Larks and eagles" from ERB.