User blog:MrAwesome300/EFB News, with George Washington Carver.

What's up, b**ches, it's George Washington Carver, or as my homies call me "GWC". After watching the latest ERB News segment with Issac Newton, we all decided here at Epic Fan Battles of History that we need a freaking news segment, too. It's about time, I've been waiting to host this thing since December. OF 1996.

Not that anyone really cares, but MrAwesome300 is taking a small break from the Epic Fan Battles until next month. Boo hoo. In this time, he will take more time editing instead of sitting on his butt writing up rap battles that get 4 views- all from Wikia Contributors. But don't be in dispair, he will be back on February 14, which is coincidentally Valentine's Day. Since you took the time to actually read this far into the post, it will be between video game legends Mario and Sonic. If anyone tries to write their own version before the 14th, I, George Washington Carver, will find you and stuff 274 peanuts up your nose and make you watch the entire first season of Nickelodeon's "Victorious". Watch out, punk.

Well, I guess that rounds it up. Today is a gracious day that I enjoy dearly: National Peanut Butter Day. Thank you all, except those people who think Booker T. Washington invented the peanut. Well, thanks for reading. Mr. Awesome will post a review of ERB 28 on the 11th and then get working on the fifth Epic Fan Battle. See you then, and this has been EFB News. I'm George Washington Carver, and you're never too old for PB&J. Good day.