User blog:Bobdave/Bobdave's 10/10 Would Bang Battles - Bobbyisawesome vs MCJohnnyLA

Yo, this is Bobdave with the battle of the century. Here we have two master lyricists brawling to see who is the most proficient writer on the wiki. BobbyIsAwesome A.K.A. Robuscus2013, creator of Epic Rap Battles of Fanon faces the next Slim Shady, MCJohnnyLA. This will go down in the history books ladies and gentlemen.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BOBBYISAWESOME

VS

MCJOHNNYLA

BEGIN!

Bobby
There's a difference between you and me, Johnny

I fought till I was actually free, Johnny

I got my face on a quarter, you got drawn and quartered

Tortured on the orders of a king, really?

How'd you get beat by a girl named Ximena

You got beat and banished from this Wikia

I'm money like a national bank

Ain't nobody more street than Bobby

Stone face with a grill of sheep teeth

A Mel Gibson movie is your legacy

I got a state and a day and DC

Stroke, roll up in a boat

Stroke, you're sleeping, cut your throat

Stroke, I watch the blood flow, now who's got that red coat?

Johnny
I'm the whitest nigga, the next Shady bitch

I'll get platinum records, you're a little kid

My lyrics are original, yours aren't, I'm sick of ya

I'll kick your ass like I beat Ximena's

You can't be more white trash than me

I was in the hood now I'm high as fuck on MTV

Puffing weed while I jack off to two girls one cup

Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in your nuts

You can't beat Johnny, I'm better, you aint

You made your avatar on MS paint

I can't afford that but I don't need to cuz I'm cool

You'll regret the day you called MCJohnny a fool

Bobby
Someone should write a verse as BobbyIsAwesome

Everyone on the Wiki
Nope

Johnny
I got banned cuz they couldn't handle my swag

I'm a wannabe MC who has this in the bag

I'm such a bitch but you're more of a bitch

And I'll kick you in your stupid lady dick

I'll stick my rhymes up Firebrand's ass

I rap so fast you didn't know that 10 more lines just passed

I don't need to rap to know I'll win

The next Eminem just beat you easier than Xim

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO CARES?

WHO STANDS FOR WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION

EPIC

Bobby
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RAP

AWC Johnny
Why the fuck did you ban me?!

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BATTLES

Bobby
I'll report to Lois Lane then Superman that...

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

OF HISTORY! Who Won? Bobby Johnny