User blog:Howtobeme/Green Lantern vs Captain America

Captain America-

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

I'm the pinnacle of human perfection in every single area

I though you were black before I watched that awful movie of yours

Son, I socked Hitler's face during the 2nd World War

You're about to crash, pilot your way out of this

You've failed the Corps so many times that you should be dismissed

Why do you wear a ring if you can't keep a date

Becoming Parralax again? Because against me you're insane

Green Lantern-

Allow me to break the ice, you're simply outmatched Steve

My energy constructs against that little adament frisbee?

Let me paint you a picture all right? A green glowing nuke comin at ya in flight

All of this is bark and no bite, To the modern world you didn't recieve an invite

A man out of time trying to fit in with the present

After being locked in a glacier while his body was dormant

Butting heads with Tony, arguing about what's right for the heroes

Then you were fucking killed, anti-legislative gets zero

Captain America-

Shut your mouth, I'm the real life personication of Uncle Sam

Avengers Assemble, make this bad brother tremble, YES WE CAN!

How did you not know Sinestro was evil, just look at his name!

While my masterpiece movies gotten critical acclaim

What about yours? Check out your Rotten Tomatoes score

I'll give you a Red Skull, now your body will be washed ashore

You are controlled by the Guardians, just one of their pawns

Going hippy trippy with Arrow? What a moron...

Green Lantern-

Your friends your nemesis, you were killed by your girlfriend

Struggling to save America while the whole universe I defend

It's my Brightest Day and your Blackest Night

You actually were controlled by Hydra? They escaped your sight

The only reason you're useful because of those steroids givin ya might

This is a Death Battle, you already lost to the Dark Knight

Beware my power, Rodger this, ya better be polite

Or else face the fury of this GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT

Winner? Captain America Green Lantern