User blog:Triple-Stabber :P/Rock vs Paper vs Scissors - Rap Battle Thingy (don't question why)

So um... Why did I create this battle? Well......cuz why the fuck not. So then I have an excuse for having a shit battle :)

Anyways, I don't know how does one do a 3 way battle so I just winged it (idk)

If any of the lines don't make sense to you, just ask me either comments or chat (y)

So um, lets go. fuck this shit

Battlez
Rock!

Vs

Paper!

Vs

Scissors!

Begin!

Rock
This Wonder of the World's gonna rock this game of hands,

We have a tree and two knives against the creator of land?

I was the first one on Earth, original 4 elements,

I'll go coarse on this shit of paper by elephants.

You'll be in for a Rocky Road if  you challenge my cold lines,

I can also burn you into ash with my magma rhymes.

Paper
With a pen, I unleash an artist's creativity,

While you still need a chisel for your rapping ability.

Rock think he's ruff? He must be stoned on rocks,

Here's a fire line delivered by a cardboard box

You're surely ain't winning with those hits you throw onto

And you'll be salty as fuck with this legendary cuts you

Scissors
Did someone say cut? Let me step right in,

Such shitty raps, you should be thrown into the bin.

I'll cut ya like an Arts and Crafts class and this damn,

Rock's see-through rhymes? I'll cut right through them!

90 degrees, this ain't peace. This is my victory!

Your rhymes got crumpled and cut, kirigami.

Rock
You'd make director's cut with those shitty lines that you spit,

And with a Rock Smash I'll beat this Scizor. Critical Hit!

With my rock solid lines I'll bash Edward til he's blunt,

And the only wet flow you'll have are scissoring cunts.

Paper
I'm fly and valuable, you stooped to some gag gifts,

Fruity Pebbles here with sugar coated raps and served by kids.

Paperboy's got some news for you, this ain't the Stone Age,

So lets wrap this up, for the worse verse, turn to the last page.

Scissors
CUT! Bin that shit, "the worse verse"? Cut the crap,

I'm sharp with my raps with some finger snip snaps.

After this, The Rock will crash and will never be seen again,

And this time Paper, the sword's mightier than the pen.

Other stuff
End!.....why? Why did I create that? ugh

If you want an actually good battle, click!

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Triple-Stabber_:P/Pizza_vs_Cake_-_Rap_Battle_Thingy

And if you are the kind to dissect hints...Idk about that, cuz I got no battle planned. But when I have one, just think "Random battle" that will lead you somewhere