User:RadicalWeavile

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody...just follow me. 'Cause we need...a little controversy, 'Cause it feels so empty without me

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My Bio
Sup? I'm StWeavile6, a relatively new member. I'm also know as Weav, Chris (My real life alter ego), Slim, Luigi, Libby, and many more. After a lackluster begining, I am now a (somewhat) respected and enjoyable member of this wiki. I'm 16, a male brunette, a not-really-born-again Christian, and kinda tall. I'm from British descent and am white chocolate, since my bio dad was black and mom was white. I currently live in Virginia with bio Mom and step dad, and I have three older siblings. Funny thing is that I'm the only straight child; my oldest brother is asexial (don't ask), my older sister is a lesbian, and my other sister is bisexial. Love playing video games, mostly Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, Sonic, and the like. No FPSs for me, ehh. I like music such as Linkin Park, Usher, and, of course, Epic Rap Battles of History. I first heard about it from a friend at my youth group, and I looked up Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros during the year of February. Since then, I have been an avid fan. Some goals of mine is to have a suggestion of mine put on the main page and eventually turned into an actual battle, become an administrator, and do twenty battles by the end of 2013.

Likes
Epic Rap Battles of History

Jesus Christ

Women, particularly blondes, with a few extra pounds (hate anorexic people eww)

Nintendo

Everyone in this site

Everything with a screen

Loathes
Bananas

Jerks, snobs, and creeps

Stingy insects

Math

Pain

Favorite Rap Battles List
1) Mozart vs Scrillex

2) Wright Bros vs Mario Bros

3) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

4) Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee

5) Moses vs Santa Claus

6) Doc Brown vs Dr. Who

7) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

8) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

9) Frank Sinatra vs Freddy Mercury

10) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

11)  Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

12) Rasputin vs Stalin

13) Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla

14) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

15)  Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

16) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

17) Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays

18) Darth Vader vs Hitler 2

19) Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk

20) Napoleon vs Napoleon

21) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

22)  Ghandi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

23) Darth Vader vs Hitler

24) Master Chief vs Leonidas

25)  Gandalf vs Dumbledore

26)  Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs Kim Jong Il

27)  Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

28)  Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

29) Adam vs Eve

30) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

31) Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawkings

32) John Lenon vs Bill O'reilly

33) Nice Peter vs EpicLloyd

My Winnahs!
1) John Lennon (Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE FUCK UP?)

2) Darth Vader (Suck my robot balls)

3) Abe Lincoln (I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain!)

4) Lady Gaga (I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art!)

5) Hulk Hogan & Macho Man (You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother)

6) Beethoven (I would smack you, but in Germany we don’t hit little girls)

7) Einstein (Take a seat Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own)

8) Easter Bunny (The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China. Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!)

9) Napoleon Dynamite (You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnome)

10) Ben Franklin (You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my window)

11) Gandalf (YOU SHALL NOT PASS!)

12) Dr. Seuss (You bore people to death! You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth!)

13) Mr. Rogers (Get right back in your van and get the fuck out of my neighborhood)

14) Christopher Columbus (I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain)

15) Nice Peter (You've got as much music talent as Chuck Fucking Norris!)

16) Hitler (Everything you do is an epic fail! Now stand at attention and Seig fucking Heil!)

17) Master Chief (You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!)

18) Mario Bros (Look at these two their lives must have been horrible.Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!)

19) Michael Jackson (Ohhh, it's about time for a Thriller, didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla.)

20) Cleopatra (You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies, they should call you Miss Carriage)

21) Steve Jobs (A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes, a man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes!)

22) Frank Sinatra (Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes! With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!)

23) Barack Obama (You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me, I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me)

24) Doc Brown (I don't know what's lamer: your fans or your special effects)

25) Clint Eastwood (You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop)

26) Batman (Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck)

27) Moses (When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf)

28) Adam (My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it. Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?)

29) Martin Luther King Jr. (No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya!)

30) Thomas Edison (You're a geek, plagued by OCD)

31) Babe Ruth (You live strong, beat cancer, congratulations! Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation!)

32) Mozart (I rocked hard than you when I was five years old!)

33) Stalin (Dropped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler)

My ERB Family/Neighborhood
My Dad

A really cool dude

My Brother

My Cousin

My Buddy

My Friend

My Neighbor

My Other Neighbor

My Teacher

My History Teacher

My Science Teacher

My Art Teacher

My Doctor

My Therapist

My Mechanic

My Captain

My Boss

My Mentor

The drunken leader

The sober leader

That weirdo

Another weirdo

Ideas on this site that I like

 * Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
 * James Bond vs Austin Powers
 * Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
 * Katniss Everdeen vs Joan of Arc
 * Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 * Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
 * Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters
 * Freddy Krueger vs Jack the Ripper
 * Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell 
 * Muhammad Ali vs Mike Tyson
 * Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank
 * Fidel Castro vs Julius Caesar
 * The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers
 * Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet
 * George Lucas vs Steven Spielberg
 * Weird Al Yankovic vs Pee-Wee Herman
 * Ace Ventura vs Doctor Doolittle

My ideas

 * Taylor Swift vs Kim Kardashian (annoying celebrities)
 * Viewtiful Joe vs Spiderman (high school nerds with superpowers)
 * Chubby Checker vs PSY (singers who created popular ways of dancing; Gangnam Style vs The Twist)
 * Jack vs David (giant slayers)
 * Jack Sparrow vs Popeye (men who sail the seven seas)
 * Link vs Lancelot (noble men who go on quests)
 * Robin Hood vs William Tell (legendary archers)
 * Zorro vs The Lone Ranger (mysterious masked men)
 * Sonic vs Ricky Bobby (fast guys)
 * Leonardo Da Vinci vs Pablo Picasso (multitalented artists)
 * Steve vs Charlie Brown (men with dogs who hog the spotlight)
 * Marco Polo vs Dora the Explorer (people travel all over the Earth)
 * George Washington vs George W. Bush (notable presidents with the name George)
 * Jill Valentine vs Buffy (women who are destined to kill undead creatures)

My Epic Rap Battles
Season 1

1. Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

2. Chubby Checker vs Psy

My User Battles
Season 1

1. Dragonsblood23