User blog:Icey778/PvZ Rap Battles 1: Peashooters PvZ1 vs Peashooter PvZ2

Hello Been Awhile!
So this is just a fun battle with not as much effort. The characters are repping their games, don't expect too much from this battle. Legion helped with lines so thanks to him. Thanks for reading and there is no meanings since this is just a fun series!

Peashooter(PvZ1) vs Peashooter(PvZ2):
PEASHOOTER

VS

PEASHOOTER

PLANT!

Peashooter (PvZ1)
I've had enough of this shit

Your balance system could use a fix

When it comes to your fanbase there's a split

You managed to make things boring even in eight bit!

While my sales were soaring in the ranks

Your fans were pouring out their banks

It's just skill that you don't have that's why you get killed

And you're filled with cheap levels so much it doesn't feel real

And speaking of reels you got the fisherman to get most of the thrills

Take a swimming level like mine that's a beaut. make your plants have some use!

I won't graze the truth on this proof that your level system is a goof

It's of no use when you're grinding for days saying near eternity is okay

But that's your play like your cheap zombies who're poorly portrayed

Hey it's not all gloom and shroom you can use gems to buy skill-less plant food

Or power ups to boost this ruse of a dynamic difficulty you're accustomed to

Peashooter (PvZ2)
I didn't expect to spit against a hypocrite who bitches so much he threw a fit

And this'll be quick cause you can't handle a pace that goes lickety split

But I'm the one who put most loved plants on the map

So shut your trap and quit livin' in the past

You got ads all around now you may as well have to free to play crown!

I got the bumpin sound it goes with my graphics that are high brow!

You're too plain! Same six ways to play every day! That's lame!

It's too plain with the same six themes every replay and that's lame

And like a bull I'll be rammin' the fact you and the old creator are old news

The few that refuse to play your app aren't wanting a rehashed excuse

I got amazing artilery, the best artilery, really unique abilities

Are you feeling me? Where's your availablity, or quirky utilities?

Peashooter (PvZ1)
Honestly you're stuck too far in the future!

You rushed the boss so suffer the loss sooner!

So what you got a updated leveling system

It's consistent in being a grindy cataclysm!

Peashooter (PvZ2)
Go back to making people grind for coins

You're so up in my loins you have to repeat points

Cause it's okay for you to say it, but for us it doesn't fit

Imbalanced as shit, got the ZomBotany bits to prove it

'''Who planted better? '''

'''Who is next? '''

'''YOU'LL SEE! '''

'''PVZ RAP BATTLES! '''

Who Won? Peashooter(PvZ1) Peashooter(PvZ2) Tie