User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.97: Bobby Flay vs Guy Fieri

Another day, another battle!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BOBBY FLAY

VS

GUY FIERI

BEGIN!

Bobby Flay

Welcome to Bobby's Burger Palace, just call me Mr. Flay.

I'm the executive chef about to serve you up like a sorbet.

Have I seen you on the TV Guy? Oh yes! Worst Cooks in America!

Today I'm serving up some Mexican, while you cook up something chemical.

The Food Network must suck, if you're hanging out with Paula Deen and Wolfgang Puck.

While I'm hanging out with the Iron Chefs, I guess you're out of fucking luck.

I'm like an hard egg, because you can't beat me.

But I wouldn't drink your wine if you offered me a slice of brie.

Guy Fieri

I'm gonna take a bite out of this dude from the big apple.

'Cause I belong in this battle, like a pizza with pineapple.

It's me Guy Fieri, dishing out disses fast like a ferrari.

You're slippery with women like you're some calamari.

I'm the face of the Food Network, I'm the guy who everyone knows.

When you role up to my bitchin' kitchen Bobby, expect a toy of G.I. Joe.

I got 3 D's that will trigger your memory dude; dickhead, disaster and drop out.

All words to describe you, you roasted turkey, but I prefer mine with sprouts.

Bobby Flay

I'll steal your recipes like they were a lamborghini.

Just call me the gourmet ghost 'cause we're both meanies.

When I was working on the AMEX floor, I'm still knew I was a great chef.

You're the most hated chef of all time, I'm helping children through UNICEF.

Guy Fieri

That verse was spicy but you are about to be 86'd.

Your rap skills are like your restaurants reviews: mixed.

I'm glad you weren't elected Breeders' Cup chairman, it's what you deserved.

Here have one of my awesome pretzels Bobby, because you just got served.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

