User blog:Dragonsblood23/Ronald Mcdonald VS Richard Simmons

Today is a battle between Healthy and Unhealthy on which is better



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

RONALD MCDONALD

VS

RICHARD SIMMONS

BEGIN

Ronald Mcdonald:

The Big Mac's up and i'm serving it large,

Its the clown with a smile with a rapping charge,

Why would people go to a gym, only to cause pain to lose weight

when you can get a Happy Meal for just $1.98,

i'm a icon to kids, your a George Takei wannabe,

Your about to be fried by this Fast Food Monarchy,

Just listen to your audio and Take A Hike,

or maybe just yell to the camera on your small exercise bike!

Richard Simmons:

HEY EVERBODY! Its Richard Simmons here,

Don't try to Super Size Me buddy, for i've beenworking out for years.

Gonna take down The Joker dressed in yellow and red,

William Scott must of been embarressed when playing as you with a box on his head,

Yea, I know your past designs flaws, but that will all end soon,

cause this battle will be faster then the lasting VHS years of your cartoons!

Both the Critic and I know you've been perving on little girls during those commercials on Christmas,

But thats not all, I'll also tell people if they keep eating your junk, they'll end up like Grimace,

Steal burns from The Hamburgler and shoot down the bitch they call Birdie,

and not in a sexual way since i'm gay, but anyways, your a liar thats just dirty

TO BE CONTINUED