User blog:JakeTheManiac/Inside the User's Studio Season 2: RoboticOperatingApple

Inside The User's Studio with JakeTheManiac

Jake: It's about time I did another one, amirite? Anyways, welcome to "Inside The User's Studio". Today, I have a guest who I met for the first time in November, where I thought he was a robot and I thought he did absolutely nothing. I was wrong. In reality, he is a friendly user from Brazil named Ivan (which sounds like a Russian name, but I digress. My guest is the "Mechanic Working Fruit". Ladies and gentlemen, RoboticOperatingApple!

First question: How did you first come across this wiki?

ROA: I don't remember, I just know it was a bit before Skrillex vs Mozart was released or something.

Jake: Second question: Where did you come up with your username?

ROA: Because ROB is one of my favorite Smash Bros characters, and I was hungry at the time.

Jake: Third question: What are some of your favorite hobbies?

Jake: Fourth question: What is your favorite and least favorite ERB?

ROA: West vs East and Hulk Hogan vs kim Jong-il, respectively.

Jake: Fifth question: Who are your three best friends on the wiki?

ROA: GIR,  Wonder and  SM, I guess.

Jake: What is your favorite thing to eat?

ROA: French fries.

Jake: You're from Brazil, right?

ROA: Yes. Are you implying Brazilians can't eat French fries?

Jake: No, it was gonna segue into a question about your actual name.

ROA: Oh. Well, yes, it's Ivan, my mom wanted John but she thought it's too common.

Jake: It's a very unconventional name for a South American fellow, like yourself.

ROA: Ikr.

Jake: If your mom wanted to go the whole nine yards in naming you like a Russian, she should've called you Robotikai Von Operatinapplinischk.

ROA: Lmfao, what's next?

(WARNING: Jake is about to do Awkward Question Time. Remember, if Jake is yelling at you, it means one of two things: either he is doing AQT, or he's drunk too much caffeine. Either way, be prepared. You will get a headache.)

Jake: AWKWARD QUESTION TIME!!!! WHAT TURNS YOU ON?!?!?!?!

ROA: Electricity.

Jake: IF JESUS CAME BACK, WOULD YOU INVITE HIM TO YOUR HOUSE FOR A BEER AND A GAME OF UNO?!?!?!

ROA: Um……I DON'T DRINK BEER, BUT UNO SOUNDS GOOD!!!

Jake: DO YOU LIKE LEMONS?!?!?!

ROA: ONLY LEMONADE!!!

Jake: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST LEMONS?!?!?!

ROA: THEY ARE TOO SOUR FOR ME!!!

Jake: CATHOLICS CAN BE SOUR SOMETIMES!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THEM?!?!?!

ROA: NO!

Jake: GOOD!!! 'CAUSE I'M CATHOLIC!!! THAT'S WHY MY FRIENDS CALL ME PREACHER!!!

ROA: UM, OK!!

Jake: IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, WOULD YOU HAPPILY GOUGE BRAD PITT'S EYES OUT OF HIS SOCKETS AND IMPALE HIM WITH HIS OWN SPINAL CORD?!?!

ROA: CAN WE START THE PIVOT NOW AND STOP SCREAMING PLEASE?!?!?

Jake: YES- I mean, yes.

ROA: K.

Jake: What is your favorite word?

ROA: "Something."

Jake: What is your least favorite word?

ROA: "Retard", mostly 'cause people keep using it as a insult all the time.

Jake: What makes you happy?

ROA: Making other people happy, I guess.

Jake: What makes you unhappy?

ROA: Life problems, I guess. Detailed answer/10

Jake: What sound do you love?

ROA: The sound of a ping sometimes, I guess.

Jake: What sound do you hate?

ROA: The sound of The X Files theme playing at the same time with that Professor Layton song, I really wish people would stop putting autoplay music on news blogs. I'm referring to Flat's Season 4 news blog and Wonder´s Season 2 news blog that both had autoplay music and were released near each other btw.

Jake: Lol. What is your favorite curse word?

ROA: "F*ck."

Jake: Naturally. What profession, other than yours (if you have one), would you like to attempt?

ROA: Uhmm, director.

Jake: What profession would you not like to participate in?

ROA: A person that cleans a zoo.

Jake: A janitor?

ROA: Of a zoo, specifically.

Jake: Still a janitor, but ok. :) And finally: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

ROA: He would probably ask why I blaspheme so much or something.

Jake: Any last words before this is over?

ROA: We really took a lot of time to do this. My Lord, I even changed my avatar 6 times while we were doing that.

Jake: I'll say. That is all the time for today. Tune in next time for another ri-donk-ulous episode of "Inside the User's Studio."

FIN