User blog:Tronald Dump/Epic Rap Battles of History: The Next Generation - Professor X vs Franklin Roosevelt

 Hello and Welcome to the Latest Installment of Epic Rap Battles of History: The Next Generation! In this issue we have the Handicapped Leader of the X-Men, and mutant Scientific genius with telepathy powers, Professor X! against 32nd President of the United States, the Handicapped leader and the only President with Four Terms, Franklin Roosevelt! So let the battle begin!

EpicLLOYD as Professor X

Nice Peter as Franklin Roosevelt

Colleen Evans as Scarlet Witch

Grav3yardgirl as Eleanor Roosevelt

The Rap Battle
<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Professor X:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Prepare for a diss from the X-MAN! Defeater of Magneto!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You created the New Deal? Bitch, I made the Cerebro!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You definitely won't see the <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Days of Future Past <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like your goddamn fourth term, I'll kick your ass!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now I know pal, being in a wheelchair isn't that fun,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So go back society of the American Revolution, son.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a mutant spitting disses to people who are malicious

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Creating <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Zero Tolerance <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> while being despicably judicious.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your presidency wouldn’t outlast my telepathy!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Scarlet, show no sympathy and use some energy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Franklin Roosevelt:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Didn’t your daughter kill most of the Avengers?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re lucky Beast hasn’t become a Scavenger.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I have nothing to fear against the X-Men.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll destroy you like my name’s Kylo Ren!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s finally time for your Last Stand, Professor!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’ll no longer exist like your hairdresser!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How are you often compared to the great MLK?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That’s like comparing a bocquet to ones that decay.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You should’ve had a forethought about this,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Aw well, guess I’ll beat you with this diss!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.89;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Professor X and <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Scarlet Witch:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You married your cousin! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You shouldn’t be talking!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Those aren’t disses! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">All I hear is awful squawking!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">After this battle you might want to Hyde.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Because I’ll make you become petrified.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Franklin Roosevelt and <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#e06666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Eleanor Roosevelt:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m in the Upper Class <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#e06666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">while you’re still in First!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#e06666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like your name is <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#e06666;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Namor <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#e06666;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’ll make you submersed!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your onslaught disses are extremely <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Grotesk <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Because they’re like Adam Sandler burlesque.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Here are the next battle's Hints!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;line-height:1.89;white-space:pre-wrap;">Last Battle’s Hints: 



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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The White House - From the 2013 film, Olympus has Fallen, this picture gives a hint to the Marvel X-Men film, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Days of Future Past, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> where in a dystopian future, America has fallen under the rule of Sentinels who want to hunt down mutants, also being the White House, home of the President, including the Roosevelts.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The Man with the X - The Man with the X is Professor X himself from the past in the film Days of Future Past.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.656;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-align:justify;"> WHO WON? Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt Professor X and Scarlet Witch

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