User blog:Dean624/Captain Falcon vs Ganondorf

Epic Rap Battle s of Dean B

Captain Falcon vs Ganondorf

Ganondorf – I’m Ganondorf, who is killing this tool

You’ll be bowing to the demonic obliterator of Hyrule.

You’re not a real fighter, so come at me bro

You’re just a damn racer from f-zero.

As I face you, I sing for the crowd

<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">As me and Link fought for over 25 years now

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">I’m the one will beat you today,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">As I’m the strongest character in “Super Smash Bros Melee”.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Falcon- who said you were the strong? Yo mama said so

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">But she only wants you to be happy you know

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Seriously man, you think you’re stronger

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Even putting aging cream won’t make you any younger

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You’re just like Weird Al ‘cause you are a ginger

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">In a fight with me, you’ll never last longer

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">My falcon kicks are a blazin’

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Link just called, He said “Prepare for Termination”

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Ganondorf- You beating me? That’s Bullshit!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Weakness is one thing you cannot admit

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">To be honest, here’s something to prove,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You’re a low-down, racer douche.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">I’m better ‘cause I’m a secret character

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You got blazin’ hands, But I’m gonna light you on fire

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You had a show, but it last for only 1 year

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">I’m done. It’s your turn, you queer.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Falcon- So you think I’m a queer, guess you are a faggot

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You think you’re better, well that makes you a hypocrite

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You are a demon? That makes you ugly,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You’re 35 years old? But, you look like eighty-three

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">My hometown F-zero, it’s amazing,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">I’ll run you over, while I’m still racing

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">In the game since 1990, I’ll make your bones CRUNCH,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Then, I’ll finish you off with my FALCON PUNCH!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Who won?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Who’s next?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">You decide

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif">Epic Rap Battles of Dean <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial Black',sans-serif"> B !

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt">Link to beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-JVPryBWDo

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Who Won? Ganondorf Captain Falcon