User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Epic Rap Battles of What the Heck?--Jimi Hendrix vs Kurt Cobain

This time, I'm GONNA COMMIT! As I've said before, I'm not good at these. Idea credit to NightHawk9001. I love this suggestion so much. Here goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Kurt Cobain

DeStorm Power as Jimi Hendrix

Lloyd Ahlquist as Dave Grohl (cameo), Kirst Novoselic (cameo), Mitch Mitchell (cameo), and Noel Redding (cameo)

Tay Zonday as Billy Cox

Jenna Marbles as Courtney Love

Elena Diaz and Monica Weitzel as Smeels Like Teen Spirit cheerleaders (cameos)

Hendrix will be rapping on stage at Woodstock

Cobain will be rapping at the Nirvana: Unplugged concert or the Gymnasium in the Smeels like Teen Spirit video

Lyrics
EEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

KURT COBAIN!

VS!

JIMI HENDRIX!

Kurt:
Hey yo, it's me Kurt! Beating me will take some luck.

Like corporate magazines, your whle band sucks!

That fro's gotta go, same goes with the 'stache.

Representing Generation X, I'm here to kick your ass!

I'll drop your ass from the Space Needle, I'm Kurt Effing Cobain!

You see with a Purple Haze after all that cocaine.

I'll choke you with your own headband for the good of mankind.

Please! Shut up! Whatever, nevermind.

Hendrix:
For the love of God, somebody Unplug this guy's mic!

This queer wannabe should just go take a hike

You have another "insullt"? Please, I don't wanna hear it

I'd hand you some Old Spice, but you already Smell like Teen Spirit

I'm Experienced all around, you're almost never spoken of

And your wife here has been giving me some hard rocky Love

Pick up your Shotgun, aim it right between your eyes

Now Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky

Cobain:
You're not one to talk, Mr. Drug Overdose

Your rhymes are Fecal Matter, I'd rather be comatose!

I hate you so much that it makes me sick

So go ahead, Jimi. Suck my Hen-dick!

Hendrix:
Please, stop. Our lives will be so much happier without you

You're worst at what you do best, and that's the best thing about you!

Albinos? Mosquitoes? Libido? Well, fuck it!

I'd see you in the Hall of Fame, but you've yet to be inducted

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO CARES?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

Poll
Who Won?

Kurt Cobain

Jimi Hendrix