User blog:WonderPikachu12/Third Official Wiki Rap Tournament- WonderPikachu12 vs LakuitaBro01.2

So, uh, hey. Welcome to the very last Round 1 battles for the Third Official Wiki Rap Tournament. Here, Lak and I battle it out. Guess it's a match up of Pokémon against Pokémon, so yeah, let's get this done.

Enjoy Round 2, Lak. <3

Wonder
My first real user battle in two years and this is who I'm stuck with;

A newbie of a user who I herd lieks Mudkips?

I'm sure you regretted the moment you ever wanted to step to me in a fight,

It's not much of a challenge when you Lak the ability to get your own username right!

My raps are electrifying! They burn you to the touch like a Fire Flower,

What've you done to help the Wiki? I'm constantly making edits by the hour!

I'm the Gift of God, that's why they call me Matthew,

You're such a pathetic user that you even nearly got mistaken for Bieberlaku,

This isn't even a challenge. I mean, I've read up all your battles,

Time for you to unleash them gay jokes, not that it even matters,

You're destined to fail; call this another one of your Pokémon Tourneys,

Because the newest Rollback just rollbacked your chance of victory,

Lak
It’s a wonder, Wonder, how were you even put into the tourney?

With those little pesky words you threw; you couldn’t burn me,

Cuz’ I come from Arizona, the heat? My raps are even hotter,

So you just think you can diss ME? You look like a gay Harry Potter,

Honestly, I’m surprised; you didn’t procrastinate like all the others,

Go back to the closet, well aren’t you a disgrace to your mother,

You keep arguing with AWCs, don’t you have anything better to do?

With that awful rapping and writing, how are you born with Dr. Seuss?

You got some mental problems, ADHD, how were you not distracted,

From your boyfriend Munky, the same gender in which you’re attracted,

When it comes to fanfictions and such, man, you are the worst,

I might as well take this win because it’s obvious Luigi isn’t first!