User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY 9

This battle features...
MLP fan favorite, Rainbow Dash VS Sonic, the Blue Wonder

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



RAINBOW DASH



VS



SONIC



BEGIN!



Sonic:

How are you going to rap when I’m as fast as lightning,

no chance against me, you better start memorizing

3,840 Miles Prowler, can’t catch up to that

An old Firefly, that’s what you are, an artifact

Loyalty shmoyalty, ditching your friends like that in a time of need,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re slowing down, oh wait, you’re to slow, you need to catch some new speed

<p class="MsoNormal">My rapping is Celestial, making want to, uncontrollably, dash

<p class="MsoNormal">Is that why they call you Rainbow Crash?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rainbow Dash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh calm down will you, you’re going to be another Pizza the Hut,

<p class="MsoNormal">You got so many friends; I mean a retard that looks for a frog? What?

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh so you call that rapping? That was worse than 06’,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll be scared by trees in the forest, making you literally shit bricks

<p class="MsoNormal">Look at yourself, no life, no competition, and loser friends,

<p class="MsoNormal">you can’t beat Mario so when are you going to end,

<p class="MsoNormal">and please you don’t know that Friendship is Magic,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have a bunch of shity games, isn’t that tragic

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<p class="MsoNormal">Sonic:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ok, what the hell R2D2 was that even a verse?

<p class="MsoNormal">You rap some serious crap, is that your worse

<p class="MsoNormal">You got friends I can’t stand I mean the apple bucker, monologer, and that pink bitch,

<p class="MsoNormal">each one of them will be dead in a ditch

<p class="MsoNormal">Quit trying, you’ll be never one those clever-named Shadowbolts

<p class="MsoNormal">Go have sex with your friends since from what I see there are no colts

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rainbow Dash:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m going to be honest, your first verse was better,

<p class="MsoNormal">in your first game you came out of the hospital, still a wetter

<p class="MsoNormal">Talking about my friends? Well yours are worse

<p class="MsoNormal">That brain dead echidna, 2 tailed fox, the one-dimensional freak, they shall all face a curse

<p class="MsoNormal">This is not your world okay? It belongs to this sloth named Meatholl

<p class="MsoNormal">Stop eating chili dogs, I don’t want to make the 911 call

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<p class="MsoNormal">Sonic:

<p class="MsoNormal">You know what? Shut the hell up, your voice is annoying

<p class="MsoNormal">Your show disobeys physics, I mean, Chocolate Rain, how disappointing

<p class="MsoNormal">Mashin’ A on you, making you cry,

<p class="MsoNormal">now please, go and Rainbow Die

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rainbow Dash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Please stop, just because I rap doesn’t mean you have to

<p class="MsoNormal">You lost to Mario and we all, not surprisingly, knew

<p class="MsoNormal">To finish this off, I have something to slay

<p class="MsoNormal">You lost this battle this battle so I suggest you start running

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –SONIC BOOOOM- HISTORY!

Who won? Rainbow Dash Sonic