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Crafty Rap Battles of 2099

Jack The Ripper

Vs

Slender Man

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Slender:

You gay fagot, let me show you the ropes, Come find me in my lair, make your site, the desire for hope, You will get swayed by buttraped tentacles, I will crush your life Nothing can match the length of mine, I have a hands coming, are you ready? Weird hair and black hat? You suck so bad, that you aren't even bad

Jack: Dear Slender I would be at the hearing that you think you can win. You're just a meme, I am the greatest killer in human history. I laughed as you talked about wetting my bed in my sleep You're just a mess, which does not cause damage! My country is civilised, it's just no noise in your world. Stop putting eight pages, and come lick my dick

Slender: They call me a slender man, you're a dick who can not kill anything You are a rip off of Ghengis Kahn, and he is more awesome You got nothing, bitch I'll stand by and watch you sleep Take the little knife things, you're getting kicked out, You're a pain in the ass, I'll show you what killing is all about

Jack: You're a Rake rip off, who gone mad and started killing. Nobody ever caught me, you're all bark and no bite. A Creepypasta that sucks at causing fright You can't defeat me, signed, Jack the Ripper

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