User blog:Tronald Dump/Epic Rap Battles of History: The Next Generation - Mussolini vs Emperor Palpatine

Hi! This is Tronald Dump in my second official installment of my Series, Officially named ERB: The Next Generation. Time for this new battle that is sort of a copy of Vader vs Hitler, but, this won't be a trilogy. So in this edition, we have Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and Sith Lord Palpatine, or his alias Darth Sidious against Italian Politician and Dictator, Benito Mussolini. So let's just get this started.

Emperor Palpatine:
 I’m the true sith introduced in the fifth,

 My everlasting saga makes you look like a bitch!

 I’ve never seen a disgusting emcee from Italy.

 You’re a bag of Merda,  If you know what I mean.

 Now come on buddy, Let’s have a man to man talk.

 We all know you didn’t change the trains clocks.

 <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your reign of terror has gone on long enough,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Good thing in 1903 you got handcuffed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hitler and you were the worst in World War II,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Let’s see if the Clone Wars are good enough for you.

<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mussolini:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Please, The Prequels had enough politics.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re gonna bring in that World War bullshit?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I may be a ruthless and evil dictator,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">but that doesn’t compare to you and Darth Vader.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But wait, didn’t he throw you in the shift?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">That’s a bad friend, if you’re catching my drift. (Ooh)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now, my dictatorship may have been abolished.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">That’s not as bad as the Death Star being Demolished.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now in my final diss I will blow you away,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Literally, with this Red Devil Hand Grenade.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Grenade blows up and Burns Palpatine’s face.)

<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Darth Sidious:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You can’t beat me! I’m the Palpatine!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">The one who reigns supreme in the Galaxy!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s time for me to Execute Order 66.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the true cause of the Revenge of the Sith.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now watch the Emperor Strike Back in this rap.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now bow down, and prepare for this <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">shocking <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> zap.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Starts Electrocuting Mussolini)

<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mussolini:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Stand Back you evil version of Tim Curry!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And prepare for the Acerbo Law’s fury!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re looking for victory in Alderaan places.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You can’t stand a diss from this Italian Fascist.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Screw Order 66, It’s time for Operation Compass.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Out of all of Lucas’s ideas, you are the dumbest.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO WON?

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO'S NEXT?

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU DECIDE!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">EPIC (Boom!) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

So tell me, Who Won? Vote below! ​ Who Won? Benito Mussolini Emperor Palpatine