User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 32: Harry Potter vs. Harry Houdini

Two great men who are masters of the magic world come face to face as J.K. Rowling's fictional character and Hogwarts wizard, Harry Potter battles the king of escape, Harry Houdini. Enjoy!

NicePeter as Harry Potter

EpicLLOYD as Harry Houdini

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

HARRY POTTER!

VS.

HARRY HOUDINI!!

BEGIN!!

Harry Potter:

Mr. Weiss, your ways out of this battle are gone!

My magic flows will strap you hard on the asphalt, making you wish you could run!

I'm a true magician, a wizard with a wand!

While you're stuck in some box, I'm hitting it off with a blonde!

I may be tormented and haunted by an egg with no nose!

But no nose knows what filth your sweaty shackles behold!

You know, I'd really rather not know, because it would make me Avada Kadabra all over the place!

I'll strip you off your dignity than how they make you nude in a glass case!

Harry Houdini:

I'll teach you a thing or two, you might wanna jot down notes, you see

It's how to peek at Hermoine's Chamber of Secrets without anyone noticing!

You think that staying with some pre-pubescents covered in black coats and all

Will make you a really great magician at all?

You're a disgrace to the magic world! Your spells are all a fraud!

I'll knock your glasses up your nose then shackle slam you back to Dumbledore!

I can't believe it took you people to unlock your uncle from jail!

I bet I can escape a 1 inch thick envelope from the mail!

You competed in the Tri-Wizard tournament and got Twilight boy to die!

I'll be like Alastor Moody, come stare into my dark eyes!

Go ride your balls on your broom and go back to your chumps!

Before I disprove you and those Dementor things, call me Mr. Debunk!

Harry Potter:

Your raps suck! They're all bland! Like all your shows on stage!

I can just utter magic words and escape easily from a cage!

While you try to shake yourself free like you're in a BDSM scene!

Houdinus Nomorus! I just wiped off your existence clean!

Harry Houdini:

I got the flow beating son! It's gonna trap you like chains!

If you wanna be a magician, go take a beginner's lesson from David Blaine!

You got that poor orphan's ass destroyed so bad!

Unlike you, I actually had a mom and a dad!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? Harry Potter Harry Houdini