User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Shuckle vs Shuckle vs Shuckle vs Shuckle vs Shuckle

If I knew why the fuck I wrote this it wouldn't be an off-season

Starring
Watsky as Shuckle 1

EpicLloyd as Shuckle 2

Ruggles Outbound as Shuckle 3

Zach Sherwin as sHUCKLE

NicePeter as Vladimir Shuckle

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FUCKING SHUCKLES

SHUCKLE

VERSUS

SHUCKLE

VERSUS

SHUCKLE

VERSUS

SHUCKLE

VERSUS

SHUUUUUCKKKKKLLLLEEEEEEEEE

BEGIN

The Battle (I guess)
Shuckle:

Motherfucker! I’m a shuckle! I’ll turn your face into a puddle!

Wipe your ass into your shell, you don’t fuckle with shuckle

This is a rock car crash, and no ones wearing any buckles

Abra Kadabra! I’ll turn this bitch back into a muggle!

Shuckle:

Oh shit! A second Shuckle! About to fuck this bitchass rebuttle!

Stealth rock a fucking dick, turning your shell into rubble!

Caught you in a sticky web, so stop the motherfucking presses

This dumbass shuckle lover needs to rethink his message!

Shuckle:

A third shuckle in this rap, I’m dropping the fuck in!

These raps are like poison, to which I’m resistin’!

These motherfuckers are Bitchin’, more annoying than fiction

You asshats better step back, Cause the third shuckle is winnin’!

sHUCKLE:

Did somebody say winning?

OH SHIT. THE FOURTH SHUCKLE IS ABOUT TO STEP IN

BEAT THE DICK SO HARD THESE OTHER DICKHOLES CAN’T STOP SPITTIN’

THESE DICKS ARE TOO DICKISH TO KNOW HOW MUCH OF A DICKWAD THEY ARE

I’M A MOTHERFUCKING SHUCKLE, THESE DICKS ARE CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR

Vladimir Shuckle:

Daaaaaa you want to mess with me

I spit hot rocks when I’m crushing these *beep*

blow it up like a shuckle, while I’m balling with shuckles

Doing judo movies and fucking up every other shuckle

I’m a president of my prime, my enemies don’t distract me

the last shuckle who attacked me lived a half-life so comrade come at me

you don’t know who you’re fuckle, trying to bust a rhyme against a mind like shuckle

you’ll find that the skguckle is the best MC is the EX-CCCPuckle!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECHUCKLE

EPUCKLE

RAPUCKLE

BATTKLES

POKEMUCKLE

VS

SHUCKLE!

poll
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