User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/ERB Wiki Mad Libs/@comment-24375463-20140127033852

One day I woke up in my book and went to the bathroom where my mother said "Hey Billy, there's no school due to the sunshine." I awkwardly jumped up in the air and shouted "PINGAS!". I went outside and saw all the kids twerking so I joined them  for over 9000 years and then I saw my friend Joe and said to me "Look at that pink pony. Isn't that the awesomest thing you've ever seen?" I replied with "No". I went into a dark alley where I was tickled by zombies where I later ran until I got some unicorns from Walmart and then I sexually walked the sidewalk and the I punched a homeless man until I went to my house and said to my sister, "That was the worst sandwich that you made" Then I kicked that hobo and then I went to jail and had a disturbing dream. THE END