User blog:M3gamonst3rz/KKK Member vs. Vladmir Putin

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Vladmir Putin

vs.

KKK Member

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KKK Member:
'''Want me to shoot in the gut, oh wait you're not black. But my rhymes will make you die of a heart attack. Less pimp than Hitler, Getting trumped by the rest. This bitch can't rap for shit, let me see your best. Nevermind, you're more chicken than hardcore. You got no fans just like you have no whores. Can't kill the Klu, can't tear down the klan. Not even Klux, you're going down like Japan.'''

Vladmir Putin:
'''Get away bitch, before I slap you into debt. I got a bigger dick and guns, no doubt. I run a amazing country, you're just a troop. I take down your whole group without stopping to take a poop. Rushing against Russia, what a classic. Just try not to die from heatstroke, I'm being sarcastic. You would all turn into frosty balls before you get to my base. Even Trump knows that I got first base.'''

KKK Member:
Fuck you, Mr. Tough guy. Shit I say should make you cry. Blasting away at weak guys from the St. Then have you eat the leader's white taint. You're no better than me you powdery cheesecake. You've been louder than a girl when she gets raped. Go back to eating grass like a fucking Moscow. Just cocking up my weapon and then: Kapow.

Vladmir Putin:
'''Don't take it that far, I got more power than that fat dude from North Korea. Buisness I've been cooking up, you've got no idea. You're more boring than a trip to Ikea. I can't think of more things to say you crumpled up luguine. Don't be salty you ulgy ass pannini. Ghosts dont scare me you creepy ass weenie. Shooting at the biggest country in world, you stupid ass twat. I'm preparing up my nukes so you better scat.'''

Adolf Hitler:
'''Shut the fuck up, Adolf's in the house! Squish your asses harder than that Mickey Mouse. (turns to KKK Member) Jews are my target, don't focus on them blacks. they turn their back and attack, you messed up hack. (turns to Putin) And you Vladmir Putin, more soft than pudding. Nukes can't stop these raps I'm bringing. So shut the fuck up, I'm killing you both, slam. This battle's now over so you both better scram.'''