User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.100: Penn and Teller vs Jay and Silent Bob

5 years, 100 shitty battles.

Here we go!

Penn in this colour

Teller in this colour

Jay in this colour

Silent Bob in this colour

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

PENN AND TELLER

VS

JAY AND SILENT BOB

BEGIN!!

Jay and Silent Bob

Prophets sent by God, the main characters of the View Askewniverse,

And if you use our likeness in some movie, we better be imbursed.

Jason Derris and Robert on the mic, but you can call us Jay and Silent Bob,

And once we have won this battle, Justice will be giving me a hand job.

The only magic we know is some magic mushrooms.

You got beat by Mario 'cause couldn't dance to ballroom.

Your magic tricks are all fake and not even scary.

So why don't you just disappear like Debbie Harry?

Penn and Teller

No smoke and mirrors here, as Penn and Teller always tells the truth.

As we give out lectures on vaccines to protect the inspiring youth.

The magnificent magicians associated with scientific skepticism,

Against two dudes who I'm surprised haven't been diagnosed with autism.

Watched Chasing Amy the other day, it was like a shit SNL skit.

I'll pull an orangutan out of my hat, but Bob might want to fuck it.

The Desert Bus is here to take us back to Las Vegas, jerks!

With us behind the wheel, we'll run down these two clerks.

Jay and Silent Bob

Jay and Silent Bob strike back, but it's time for a Quick Stop.

While we puff the weed, it's time for the beat to drop.

You were just too James Randi to show Emily Zolten your dick.

But listening to 2 parts of the asparagus trio makes us feel sick.

This battle won't last much longer 'cause this Penn is running out of ink.

If you don't wanna listen to us, just listen to what Donald Trump thinks!

From Scooby-Doo to Sabrina, you sure have the weirdest crossovers.

Jay and Silent Bob about to leave the building 'cause this rap battle is over.

Penn and Teller

While we hang out with that bitch from American Pie.

You couldn't fool us with those Bullshit kind of lies.

We're the longest running headlining act in Las Vegas history!

And still to this day, my red fingernail remains a mystery.

We'll use our magic powers to transform you two in a blue jay and silent bobcat.

Then we will call in Mofo the psychic gorilla to stomp on these mallrats.

Call us Penn Gillette and Teller 'cause our bars are razor sharp.

So put your trouser snakes away before I slap you both with this harp.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

