User blog:JohnPoteet/THE WITCH KING (Lord of the Rings) VERSUS THE LICH KING (World of Warcraft)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRYYYYYYYY!

THE WITCH KING!

VERSUS!

THE LICH KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!

BEGIN!

Arthas Menethil (The Lich King):

I'm the Crown Prince of Lordaeron taking down this Witch King

Hear me speak, you little pawn, you can't even claim One Ring

I'll Anub'arak you in this rap, you know that I'm number one

So stop your High Fell nap, lose to a few hobbits in a run

You can't complete the circle and best the blessed

Lest your quest gets messed up by Fellowship pests

My rhyming is Weathertop, you can't take any Mordor

Is killing a band of half-link halflings really such a huge chore?

Your first life is left nameless, and all the Ringwraiths are useless

You keep sniffing out for Precious and your face is like an ogress

Any DK can handle you, you're a pathetic little ghoul

You best pray that I don't step to you, Nazgul

The Witch-King of Angmar (Human):

Go purge yourself, you snobbish lonely prince

You aren't the real King, you're Ner'zhul's little bitch

Bow to me, the Ringbearer, in my Angmar days

You proved your errors when Stratholme got set ablaze

Suspended your now-slain mentor and left your dwarf friend

To you there were all but a means to an end

Go ahead, flee to Northrend, and don't be such a bother

Let this curse be your own, you can Frostmourne your father

The Lich King:

Welcome to the wrath of the King of the Scourge

It's an apocalypse, not some filthsome Dark Lord purge

You got torched when you attacked midgets galore

And lost to the White Council down in Dol Guldur

I'm beating all with my longsword and you'll soon die

When I count Sauron's sex toys, they'll number nine

The Witch-King of Angmar (Nazgul):

I'll Terenas you to shreds, you're Tirion up as planned

You crossed a terrible threshold with the Silver Hand

I'll step aside from this battle, Mal'ganis is still free

I'll let the Mouth of Sauron take over for me

Mouth of Sauron:

I'll succeed your worthless raps, the Black Gate awaits

My heartless words will end this Lich's petty debates

You were beaten in Felwood by night elf scum

Sitting on a Frozen Throne, if your kingdom come

Bolvar stood against you, Fordring still got free

Don't ice your foes, killing them is key

Now you're dead and forgotten, an expansion out of time

Because all I see before you is darkness and grime