User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles News with Bill Nye

'' *Bill Nye enters the lab, dancing to the music playing overhead through the speakers and on the blog, pushing a cart with a bunch of old computer monitors showing Sylvester Stallone, Stephen Hawking, Kurt Cobain, and King Henry VIII, shaking his head to the music. He stops by the camera and acts surprised to see it.* ''



Oh, hi there! I'm Bill Nye, and welcome! Today, I’m going to teach you guys about Awesome Rap Battles! Now, for those of you who don't know what that is, it’s what you get when you combine Argon and Boron! Get it? It’s a science joke!

 *Cricket noises sound effect plays* 

Anywho, today at the lab we’re doing plenty of research to perfect old battles. Because  *rubber stretching sound effect*  streeetching the material we use is not one of our healthy procedures here. We're stepping away from that.



“I’ll render you so bashed and”- no… “I’ll render you so smashed and whipped” what could I rhyme with… no, that can’t work!



We’re not just remaking old battles better than they were, take that how you will, but…

 *Bill Nye pours some vinegar into baking soda, causing it to erupt.* 

We’re adding new elements to make them really... explode! In the good, no one gets hurt way.



Did somebody here say... EXPLODE?!



...You’re next season, Bay. Now, where was I-



Are you sure about this? I mean, without that lack dude or whatever…



...Here at Nye labs, everything is under control!



Are you kidding?



Jim, could you guys just let me finish my god damn message?!

Season 3 here at Awesome Rap Battles will consist of remakes of old battles, mostly touching up, but some will have new twists. Some, on the other hand, will have some elements removed… it’ll make them more stable.

 *Albert Einstein runs in, carrying Prince between a giant pair of pliers* 

They’ll be released once a month until January 2016, which will have the finale, which, it’s kind of obvious what it is. After this, four new battles are planned, and then it’s up to you guys!



Well, that’s something new. He’ll actually take suggestions for once.



Hey, Nic, get walkin'! It’s not your time!



Don’t worry, I will. Gotta practice first, then it'll be a piece of cake...



Daddy?



...Could someone get these guys out of here?

'' *The camera pans out through a window as Nye, Newton, Ghost Rider, Nicolas Cage, Michael Bay, Jim Morrison, Solid Snake, and Albert Einstein scramble around. Outside the window, Jimi Hendrix plays his guitar on a balcony in the middle of the night, Carl Gauss doing his same constipated smile.* ''



Someone needs to be more subtle...