Bob Ross

"I'm so glad you could join me today."

- Bob Ross



Bob Ross rapped against Pablo Picasso in Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso. He was played by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper
Robert Norman "Bob" Ross (October 29, 1942 – July 4, 1995) was an American painter, art instructor, and television host. He hosted the PBS painting show "The Joy of Painting" from 1983 to 1994. Every week, Ross painted a mosaic, usually of outdoor scenery, for his viewers to watch and feel more serene. He is known for calling stuff happy like Happy Little Trees, Happy Little Clouds, Happy Accidents, etc. Ross died in 1995 due to lymphoma.

Verse 1:
I'm so glad you could join me today

So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint.

You're a moody little genius, always so serious.

I know, you must be on your Blue Period!

Your work is melancholic. I'm painting happy little trees.

Call me Jackson Pollock because I splatter MCs

With a voice that soothes, so let's do this.

I'll twist you up like you're a Rubik's cubist!

Verse 2:
Well, Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica.

I served twenty years, Air Force, United States of America.

My technique will make your mistress weep,

Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep,

And I keep it mellow like some Cadmium Yellow.

I'm a bright like Titanium White kind of fellow

Don't believe in mistakes unless you step to me.

Yo Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat!

Trivia



 * Bob Ross painting his own background is a reference to the introduction of "The Joy of Painting".
 * Nice Peter has played the only two rappers that were famous by PBS Television, the other being Mister Rogers in their respective battles: Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso and Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers (in which their opponents Mr. T and Pablo Picasso said the word PBS).
 * However, Carl Sagan was the first PBS character to appear.
 * Coincidentally, Bob Ross's rap flow is noticeably similar to Mister Rogers'.