User blog:Meatholl/Rapping Lore

So I was doing nothing like usual, when I felt like rapping, so I made something and thought, this sucks, so I put it up here because it's fun. Rapping Lore is basically you rapping about your life, respond in the comments, or make a own blog about this, it would be cool. If you think this is a stupid idea, that's okay. But here's mine :P

I'm Meatholl but you can also call me Jorn. Born liking Porn, and disliking corn.

I'm a normal guy, don't ask me why, I never try to fly really high, I'm staying at the ground, where it is safe and cool, I always go to school, so don't call me a fool.

I can be weird, and I want a beard, you will be amazed, cause I have appeared.

I try to be nice, but I won't ask you twice, and when I roll the dice you will pay a high price, I'm cold baby, like Vanilla Ice, I'm a cat you're a mice, I'll give you some advice.

Don't mess with me like I'm some kind of child. I'm far from mild, I'm god damn wild.

I'm a orange fellow, also known as Dutch, don't ask too much, about my life and such, or else I will touch, yourface, and everything will get out of place.

This is my story but there is much more. But this is all that I have in store, for today's Rapping Lore.

Now I'm asking you, to do the same too, like fast, one and two, but here's the clue, I may be new, but I will beat this crew, that's my view, and this is true, and you will all cry when I'm through, with each and every single one of you.

So tell me your lore, your life story, about your fails and glory, you can make it gory, but make it good, is this understood?

- Meatholl