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Hello readers for the third time. Here's the next installment of the Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History. This is one of my favorites that I've done, so I hope you all enjoy.

Alex Farnham as The Mad Hatter

NicePeter as The Wizard of Oz

EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE WIZARD OF OZ!

VS!

THE MAD HATTER!

BEGIN!

(The Wizard of Oz)

My name is The Wizard; I’m the best rapper you’ve ever seen!

After this battle you’ll be green with envy!

I’ve been rebooted, now fresh in people’s heads!

But your Tim Burton version should’ve been left for dead!

Do you understand me?!

Or do you need a translator!

They call you Mad Hatter, more like an Angry Hater!

Listen to me now! I’m the OG King!

Look at your Ronald McDonald Fro; you need to shave that thing!

And while you are at it, take that make up off your face!

Tweedle Dumb is gone; you’ll need to take his place!

I’m mean, I’ve got the green, and I’m a rapping machine!

My rhymes will make you so mad so we’ll call you the Red Queen!

(The Mad Hatter)

You think you’re so good? Not even mediocre!

I’m the most badass clown to hit the screen since The Joker!

Like Oh My God you’re a fraud, could you be any more fake

Oz is fine without you, get the hell out of that place!

Get a grip on your life! You’re losing control!

I’ll Sparta kick your ass down the Rabbit Hole!

I might dress kind of silly, but I more hardcore than I seem!

You think you’re the real deal? You’re just a teenager’s dream!

But screw the Wizard, we’ll call you Oz: The Great Fail

You’ll never get a sequel, this is the end of your tale!



(The Wizard of Oz)

Just stop Mad Hatter!

You have no talent!

Your mental state is severely unbalanced!

I looked up your remake, it got mixed reviews!

<p class="MsoNormal">“Mad Hatter Lost” Will be a headline in the news!

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<p class="MsoNormal">(The Mad Hatter)

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re awful raps, cannot compare to mine

<p class="MsoNormal">Aren’t you late for something, here’s a clock, check the time

<p class="MsoNormal">. You’re just got killed, I’m like a verbal earthquake.

<p class="MsoNormal">But now I’ve got to go, today’s my un-birthday.

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">I DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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WHO WON? The Mad Hatter The Wizard of Oz