User blog:MonkeyInATank/Slenderman vs Frosty

Merry Christmas, everybody! Consider this a Christmas gift!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLENDERMAN!

VS!

FROSTY!

BEGIN!!!

Slender:

My name is Slenderman, and I'm 15 feet tall

When this battle is over, you're gonna get mauled

I'm super scary, on Memebase I get all the hype

You're just sitting there in the snow smoking a pipe

I'm the deadliest thing to walk the Green Mile

Why do kids follow you? Are you a pedophile?

I'll wrap you in my tentacles and dance on your grave

This battle should just be over now, begone, knave!

Frosty:

I'm Frosty the Snowman, and I'm a happy soul

Stay outta my way, I'm gonna get on a roll

You can't mind control me, I'm made from snow

When I first looked at you, I just said "Whoa!"

You're ugly, I should be happy your head's blank

You're not a scary monster, you're nothing but a skank

My face was made by kids, but at least I have one

I bring joy every Christmas and I can't be outdone

Slender:

You think a few chunks of coal count as a face?

You're not a bringer of joy, you're a waste of space

As Slenderman, my reign as the White King is nonstop

It's over for you, Frosty, you died in a florist shop

Frosty:

Thumpity thump thump, I'll stomp on your chest

No other rapper can compare, I'm obvi the best

You're just a myth, and this will be your last stand

My rhymes will take you to a Winter Wonderland

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Slenderman Frosty the Snowman