Dr. Watson

"Holmes, you've cracked the case!"

- Dr. Watson Dr. Watson backed Sherlock Holmes in Epic Rap Battles of History 26 and was played by Kyle Mooney.

Information on the rapper
John H. Watson (AKA Dr. Watson) is a character in the Sherlock Holmes stories. He is Holmes' partner, best friend, and flatmate. He is also the narrator in most of Holmes' stories.

Lyrics
(Dr. Watson in bold)

Verse 1:
Sherlock Holmes:

I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain

Dr. Watson:

Holmes, explain

Sherlock Holmes:

I deduce this deuce stain as Bruce Wayne

Dr. Watson:

The billionaire?

Sherlock Holmes:

Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours

To afford the toys he needs

Dr. Watson:

Since he has no superpowers!

Sherlock Holmes:

You want a battle, bat? Bring it then

Dr. Watson:

I heard he has a British butler

Sherlock Holmes:

Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!

You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill

My sidekick's a doctor

Dr. Watson:

Because his flows are so ill!

Verse 2:
Sherlock Holmes:

 * Thinking* This mustn't register on an emotional level...

First, exploit childhood tragedy...then gesture with pipe...

Watson finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment...

''Conclude with killer catchphrase... *Finished thinking*''

I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face

You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace

Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!

Dr. Watson:

Holmes, you've cracked the case

Sherlock Holmes:

You're a batshit crazy basket case!

Dr. Watson:

Bloody good rhymes!

Sherlock Holmes:

I've got tonnes!

Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson

Dr. Watson:

OHHHHHHHH!