User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Mr Satan vs Hulk Hogan and Macho Man

LLLAAADDDIIIIEESSSS AAAANNNDD GEEENNNTLLLEEEMMMAANNNN, scheduled for one fall, today we have a Tornado handicap match!

Weighing in at 208 pounds from Satan City, Earth, it's the saviour, Hercule Satan!

And in the other corner, the WWF sensations with their innovative manager Cyan set, styled by Skeep himself, weighing in at a total of 535 pounds, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man!

The Battle:






Mr Satan:

Ooh yeah! It's the champ causing the celebration

Not Hulkamania - you're hearing hail Mr Satan!

Hear ‘em screaming for the victor! I got it made

Saved the world twice! You couldn't save TNA!

Hulk ain't got the heart, and Randy had too much

Guess you swapped more than nuts in your butt stuff

You're double timing me but I'm bringing Jap and dub though

So I've the might of Hercules and the brains of Poirot!

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man:

Let me tell you something, brother! I ain’t got time for a sellout!

We’re the cream of the crop! There’s no way you’re kicking out!

Hogan knows best! And you’re nothing compared to the Mega Powers!

Just do what you did with Cell; Hide and cower!

It’s the sad truth that you’re nothing but a jobber

You’re even better at making villains look strong than Yamcha!

''Ooooh, yeah! Macho Madness!'' Watcha gonna do?

When these 26 inch pythons run wild on you?!

Mr Satan:

I’ve a word about your bars, but I’m keeping it safe for kiddies

This is a No Holds Barred and you’re in Satan City!

I’ll give you hell, be your Undertaker

Like I killed the reputation of that Cell faker!

I beat Big Green and now I’m facing Hulk, we don’t

Want to see the ojiisan lose. Call me Hogan’s Hero!

I turned Buu to a hero, you pushed Benoit to a rager

Either die to Daisuke or accept Rager as your saviour!

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man:

I oughtta sue you for defamation of character!

How does East City even believe the lies of such a bad actor?

Match-fixing a legitimate contest? That’s something caught my eye!

The only foe you’ve hurt is the cred of the Tenkaichi Budōkai!

I’d need a Steel Cage to stop you from copping out with “Ow, my back’s sore!”

I wonder how many zeni you’ll try and bribe me to lose for!

You’ve got one city, but I gotta world full of Hulkamaniacs, brother!

The best thing you’ve ever done is father a hot daughter!

Outro:
Who won? Mr Satan Hulk Hogan and Macho Man

Hint!

idk what battle tomorrow's will be yet