User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4- No. 29 Ruben Studdard vs Andrae Crouch

Back with another battle, finally. In this one, gospel singer and American Idol winner Ruben Studdard battles Andrae Crouch, famous gospel singer and priest, to see who the better black gospel singer is. This is like the Christmas Eve to my special Christmas battle, coming December 20th :)

Cast
DeStorm Power - Andrae Crouch

sWooZie - Ruben Studdard

Nice Peter - God (cameo)

EpicLLOYD - Angel (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore - Angel (cameo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEhUtHkARmQ - Ruben Studdard starts at 0:24

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

ANDRAE CROUCH

VS

RUBEN STUDDARD

BEGIN!

Ruben Studdard:
You should Crouch out of this battle like the baby that you are,

Squish you into a thinner powder than the drugs in your car,

I'm a living Superstar! You aren't even fully faithful,

You spend time with little kiddies while I chill with the angels,

I outweigh you in brains, power, and ability, no wonder you're last,

The Return of Ruben is upon you, go Ghost of Christmas on your ass,

You give shame to the Heavens, you give shame to your family,

I'm an American Idol; your glorious career? A mere fantasy!

Andrae Crouch:
Look at the Man in the Mirror, you'll see an old fat fuck,

Sqealing out on a stage like some kind of a duck,

I'm a legendary singer, your music takes away hope,

I did so many drugs because it made my songs dope,

You and Randy Jackson should head back to bed,

You shouldn't Keep on Singin', so forget what I said!

My victory is set, it's The Gift of Christmas,

This is Another Day that you lost to me; I'm more religious!

Ruben Studdard:
Excuse me, did I Studder? Sit your ass back down,

An imprisoned priest? I think the Lord would frown,

Take the Message Everywhere, Andrae, tell the people you lost,

I was born in Germany, son! I'll make this battle your Holocaust!

Andrae Crouch:

Your bringing up turned 2003 into the new 1914,

So fat and fragile, you're lookin' like a drag queen,

Hipster glasses on your face, you're a disgrace to our race,

You're so full of shit, I don't know how you got fame in the first place,

You're a flawful wannabe, your song should be called Soulless,

You got that ratty look about you, looking kinda homeless,

I Ain't Misbehevin', but I have to say, you're truly awful,

However, I'm the legendary king of all gospel!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (to the tune of Ring Christmas Bells)

Who Won? Andrae Crouch Ruben Studdard