User blog:JKGame/Nate, Francis, and Teddy vs The Cutie Mark Crusaders: My Little Rap Battles

Oh hey, welcome back to a brand new installment of My Little Rap Battles.

I honestly don't have much to say. Well, except for the fact that the CMC actually had other opponents considered, like the A-Team, the Powerpuff Girls, and even a trio of notable people from the Crusades (Connection's obvious there.). But I liked this matchup since so far I haven't seen a battle using Big Nate characters that used them to their fullest with references, so here it is.

"Three main characters of the Big Nate comic series, Nate, Francis, and Teddy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders themselves, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, battle against each other to see which trio of friends will come out on top."

(Note: Nate is denoted in blue, Francis is denoted in green , Teddy is denoted in red , Apple Bloom is denoted in yellow , Sweetie Belle is denoted in violet , Scootaloo is denoted in purple , and when three are rapping, it's denoted in white.)

Battle
MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!

NATE, FRANCIS, AND TEDDY!

VS!

THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!

BEGIN!

The Cutie Mark Crusaders:

Alright, girls! You remember what we rehearsed?

Y e a h ! Good! Ed, Edd, & Eddy made a mistake facing the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!

Honestly, You guys are just a rip-off of Peanuts, but comic stripped of all the good parts!

How can you think you can win if you can't even win Jenny's heart?

You might be Going For Broke, but even then, it's not going to be worth it!

Really, the only thing big about Big Nate is that giant head of his!

And Francis' just a nerdy neat freak who acts like he knows everything

Plus, he Flips Out and gets Butthurst just because Nate's being messy

Oh, and don't forget about Teddy! He's just a lamer Rainbow Dash!

And these guys' chances of wininng are like his Supa-Sno Tube: crashed!

We've got disses Strong As Horses! We don't get defeated!

So you better get your lucky foot! You're going to need it!

Big Nate & Friends:

Ho! These horses stand no chances against Nate! Hey, don't forget about me and Teddy!

Oh yeah. Well, things are about to get as dirty as Coach John's armpits once we get Spitsy!

Pope's my last name, so listen to the words that I'm preaching

With your awful verse, it's no wonder you don't have cutie marks for rapping!

Yo, Bloom will be feeling doom and Gloom 'cause her team can't stop the Showstoppers!

Blast you with our barrage of disses like you opened Nate's locker!

We're On A Roll! Your raps are more of a mess than Nate and his stuff! (Hey!)

Face it, who spends five seasons trying to get magic tattoos on their butts?

You're all just losers, more of a goody two shoe than Artur

If Mrs. Godfrey graded your rhymes, she wouldn't even give you Marks for Effort!

While we're In The Zone, spitting raps so profound!

You'll never be above us! Especially since Scootaloo can barely lift herself off the ground!

The Cutie Mark Crusaders:

Man, that was a low blow! But they still have messy Cheez Doodle flow!

Keep it together, girls! We'll leave these South Park boys owned!

It's ironic that Nate's scared of cats, since he himself is a pussy!

Beat them up harder than Randy, sending these guys to Dork City!

Don't deny it, guys. You're only known for a Poptropican island!

What's the worst they can do? Make a comic with us as the villains?

We help out other ponies. You just sit In A Class By yourself!

Everyone's done with you! Even your creator finally put you on the shelf!

Big Nate & Friends:

Your days of popularity are over! Now Nate and friends Strikes Again!

Frying Scootaloo up since she's already a chicken! (Hey!)

I was told I would surpass all others, and looks we're surpassing you!

Giving you a new set of Cutie Marks, but this time it's in black and blue!

You can't beat us! I've already called dibs on our victory!

I smell something bad! Oh wait, it's the rhymes of these silly fillies!

It's a Fight to the Finish! And the Power-suck Girls losing badly!

Once we defeat these girls, you can say we just caused a Femme Fatality!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MY LITTLE-

(The logo is then blasted by a barrage of items from Nate's locker)

-AAAAH! MY LITTLE Rap battless....

Poll
Who won? Nate, Francis, and Teddy The Cutie Mark Crusaders In a future battle, should Starlight and Trixie be together, or be in separate battles? Have them as a duo! Have them in separate battles

Hints for the next battle
Ok, now instead of pictures, I'm going to be using words. Try guessing the hint.

Two awkward nerds duke it out! One being a discoverer of a Lost Empire and the other is not Twilight Sparkle or Moondancer.

Opponents in Need! (For Both of MLRB and ERBoTU)
1. Princess Ember (Preferably against a real-world leader for comedy sake, but fictional characters are fine.)

2. Henry Stickmin

3. Stanley Yelnats (Holes)