User:Loygansono55

About Me
I'm not really too great at writing bios, but I'll try me best, so here goes :) My name's Barry, although you can call me Loyg, Loygan, or Baz. I'm currently 15 years old, as of August 25th, and I attend high school in Scotland. I'm a gamer in all sense of the word, love music, adore anime, I'm socially awkward, and may suffer from slight dwarfism. Possibly. My favourite food is Subway, my favourite colours are green, orange, yellow, purple, and black, my lucky number is 14, and I have 2 cats: Malcolm (male) and Frankie (female). My friends say that I'm funny and extremely random at times, but that's a good thing in my eyes. As a gamer, my favourite video games are: Pokémon, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, Kingdom Hearts, Xenoblade Chronicles, Plants VS Zombies, Viva Piñata,and Super Smash Bros.

Message
Please, in order to make the Wiki a fun and enjoyable place for all to mingle, DO NOT promote trolling / spamming of any kind. This kind of behaviour is not tolerated, and a ban will be issued to whoever is deemed responsible. If you happen to witness a comment like this, please contact a figure of authority on the Wiki, or a Notable User (a list of these trustworthy users can be found below). Have fun!

My Rap Battles
If I have the time, I create my own fanmade rap battles (if you would like to read them, simply check my blogs or click on the handy links below, kindly inserted for your convenience).

My Battles in Chronological Order
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Season 1

 * 1) Rebecca Black VS Snow White
 * 2) Neil Armstrong VS Buzz Lightyear
 * 3) Yogi Bear VS Winnie the Pooh
 * 4) Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto
 * 5) Indiana Jones VS Lara Croft
 * 6) Bowser VS Ganondorf
 * 7) He-Man VS Hercules (Disney version)
 * 8) Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald
 * 9) Frankenstein's Monster VS Quasimodo
 * 10) Shaggy and Scooby-Doo VS Inspector Clouseau

Which battle from Season 1 was your favourite? Rebecca Black VS Snow White Neil Armstrong VS Buzz Lightyear Yogi Bear VS Winnie the Pooh Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto Indiana Jones VS Lara Croft Bowser VS Ganondorf He-Man VS Hercules (Disney version) Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald Quasimodo VS Frankenstein's Monster Shaggy and Scooby Doo VS Inspector Clouseau

Season 2

 * 1) Dorothy Gale VS Alice
 * 2) Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto 2
 * 3) Popeye VS Asterix and Obelix ( SUGGESTED BY STOFFEREX )
 * 4) Dokuro-chan VS Haruhi Suzumiya
 * 5) Slender Man VS Doctor Octopus
 * 6) Gene Simmons VS Slash
 * 7) Cosmo and Wanda VS Fairy Godmother
 * 8) Mark Zuckerberg VS Alexander Graham Bell
 * 9) Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald 2
 * 10) Edward Cullen VS Harry Potter VS Frodo Baggins VS Luke Skywalker feat. Percy Jackson

Which battle from Season 2 was your favourite? Dorothy Gale VS Alice Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto 2 Popeye VS Asterix and Obelix Dokuro-chan VS Haruhi Suzumiya Slender Man VS Doctor Octopus Gene Simmons VS Slash Cosmo and Wanda VS Fairy Godmother Mark Zuckerberg VS Alexander Graham Bell Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald 2 Edward Cullen VS Harry Potter VS Frodo Baggins VS Luke Skywalker feat. Percy Jackson

Season 3

 * 1) Meg Griffin VS Medusa (TO COME)
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My Battles From Best to Worst (in my opinion)
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 * 1) Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald 2
 * 2) Mark Zuckerberg VS Alexander Graham Bell
 * 3) Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald
 * 4) Shaggy and Scooby-Doo VS Inspector Clouseau
 * 5) Popeye VS Asterix and Obelix ( SUGGESTED BY STOFFEREX )
 * 6) Quasimodo VS Frankenstein's Monster
 * 7) Dokuro-chan VS Haruhi Suzumiya
 * 8) Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto 2
 * 9) Slender Man VS Doctor Octopus
 * 10) Rebecca Black VS Snow White
 * 11) Edward Cullen VS Harry Potter VS Frodo Baggins VS Luke Skywalker feat. Percy Jackson
 * 12) Gene Simmons VS Slash
 * 13) Dorothy Gale VS Alice
 * 14) Cosmo and Wanda VS Fairy Godmother
 * 15) He-Man VS Hercules (Disney version)
 * 16) Indiana Jones VS Lara Croft
 * 17) Neil Armstrong VS Buzz Lightyear
 * 18) Yogi Bear VS Winnie the Pooh
 * 19) Bowser VS Ganondorf
 * 20) Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto

Upcoming Battles / Ideas

 * Italics indicate a possible battle


 * 1) Yogi Bear VS Winnie The Pooh 2
 * 2) Postman Pat VS Hermes
 * 3) Sinbad VS Captain Hook feat. Captain Jack Sparrow / Long John Silver / Blackbeard
 * 4) Inspector Gadget VS Robocop
 * 5) Dick Turpin VS Billy the Kid VS the Lone Ranger
 * 6) The Invisible Man VS Invisible Woman
 * 7) Sweeney Todd VS Edward Scissorhands
 * 8) Wally VS Carmen Sandiego
 * 9) Tony Montana VS Vito Corleone
 * 10) Little Red Riding Hood VS Little Boy Blue
 * 11) Cupid VS Aphrodite / Tooth Fairy
 * 12) Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Bruce Willis
 * 13) Uncle Sam VS Lady Liberty
 * 14) Pinocchio VS The Boy Who Cried Wolf
 * 15) Scream VS Pinhead feat. Jigsaw
 * 16) Kevin McCallister VS Dennis the Menace
 * 17) Michael Phelps VS David Hasselhoff
 * 18) Crazy Dave VS Poison Ivy
 * 19) Willow Smith VS Rapunzel
 * 20) Mariah Carey VS Amy Winehouse
 * 21) The Kids Next Door VS the Power Rangers
 * 22) Robin Hood VS Green Arrow feat. Link / Katniss Everdeen
 * 23) Mythbusters VS Ghostbusters
 * 24) Marco Polo VS Tintin
 * 25) Ian and Anthony (Smosh) VS NicePeter and EpicLLOYD (ERB)
 * 26) Meg Griffin VS Medusa
 * 27) Pac-Man VS Kirby
 * 28) Scott Pilgrim VS AVGN
 * 29) Mona Lisa VS ???
 * 30) Julius Caesar VS ???
 * 31) Oliver Twist VS ???
 * 32) John Logie Baird VS ???
 * 33) Neo VS ???
 * 34) Shaquille O'Neal VS ???
 * 35) Jack Thompson VS ???
 * 36) Fred Flintstone VS ???
 * 37) PewDiePie VS ???
 * 38) Roald Dahl VS ???

Other Blogs

 * 1) Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays! (2012)
 * 2) Happy New Year! (2013)
 * 3) SUBMIT YOUR SUGGESTIONS!
 * 4) My Fanmade Rap Battle Meanings
 * 5) Meatholl VS 723tbone
 * 6) Loygansono55 VS Dragonsblood23
 * 7) A Little Experiment
 * 8) Interrogate Me
 * 9) My Rap Battle Tourney Audition
 * 10) Galileo Galilei (me) VS Leonardo da Vinci (NightHawk9001)

Tournaments

 * 1) Official Wiki Rap Tournament 2012 - 2013

Notable Users / Friends on the Wiki
If you have any trouble with anything at all, or just want to talk, here are the most reliable users to go to:

Bureaucrats

 * Thesteelernation2
 * Ynkrdlevin17

Admins

 * Tesla Man
 * NightHawk9001
 * Mrpietcaptain

Rollbacks

 * Loygansono55 (me)
 * BackToTheFuturama86
 * Scrawland Scribblescratch

Chat Moderators

 * AnimaShaun
 * BasaltWolfED145RS

Other Prominent users

 * TheEyeOfAllEyes
 * FlareBlitz47
 * Jayhawks4ever
 * Stofferex
 * Tkwarrior
 * Meatholl
 * MrAwesome300

How to Become Trusted
We here at the Wiki get a lot of users asking how to become an Administrator or a Trusted User, so here's some insight into the matter.

Step 1
Make friends with everybody that you can. You can do this by joining the chat, and getting to know the various users who dwell within the depths of the Wiki.

Step 2
Edit frequently, be it commenting on pages, adding categories and images (although, make sure you don't go overboard, and clog the recent activity), and creating blog posts.

Step 3
As mentioned in the 'Message' section of my user page, you shouldn't spam pages, or troll in the comments, by making cockamamie remarks, and nonsensical statements. It's perfectly acceptable to joke about, but there's a difference between a sense of humour and being a jerk. When sharing your opinions, make sure to respect those of others, too. Behave responsibly.

Step 4
If your intentions are pure, but you are for whatever reason unable to follow the instructions provided, make as great of an effort as possible to learn from your mistakes.

My Wiki Duties
As one of the most acive users here, I find it my responsibilty to scour the pages of the Wiki and clean up any messy articles, be it spelling mistakes / grammatical errors, adding extra information / deleting unnecessary information, and generally keep everything up to date. Also, a lot of users consider me the nicest one here, and as a result, I am always trying to keep everybody happy, providing assistance wherever possible, and showing respect to each and every one of you. However, if the need arises, I am unbelievably righteous, and am unmatched in this department.

I am the Wiki's designated 'location creator', meaning I am responsible for adding location pages. I am also the Wiki's 'category adder', which means that you should just kick back and let me worry about adding categories to pages. If you try to usurp my title, I will not be happy! :P

Official ERBs

 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abraham Lincoln
 * 4) Sarah Palin
 * 5) Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte
 * 10) Billy Mays and Vince Offer
 * 11) Gandalf
 * 12) William Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr. Rogers
 * 14) Christopher Columbus
 * 15) EpicLLOYD
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Leonidas
 * 18) Mario Bros.
 * 19) Michael Jackson
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) Bill Gates
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Barack Obama
 * 24) Doctor Who
 * 25) Bruce Lee
 * 26) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
 * 27) Santa Claus
 * 28) Adam
 * 29) Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 30) Nikola Tesla
 * 31) Babe Ruth

Unofficial ERBs

 * 1) Chucky
 * 2) GLaDOS

My Battles

 * 1) Snow White
 * 2) Buzz Lightyear
 * 3) Yogi Bear
 * 4) Ash Ketchum
 * 5) Indiana Jones
 * 6) Ganondorf
 * 7) Hercules
 * 8) Colonel Sanders
 * 9) Frankenstein's Monster
 * 10) Inspector Clouseau
 * 11) Alice
 * 12) Ash Ketchum
 * 13) Asterix and Obelix
 * 14) Haruhi Suzumiya
 * 15) Doctor Octopus
 * 16) Slash
 * 17) Fairy Godmother
 * 18) Alexander Graham Bell
 * 19) Ronald McDonald
 * 20) Percy Jackson

Official ERBs

 * 1) John Lennon ~ "I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer, and give you a lobotomy!"
 * 2) Bill O'Reilly ~ "I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's!"
 * 3) Adolf Hitler (ERB 2) ~ "You need to wash up, dog, here, step in my shower!"
 * 4) Darth Vader (ERB 2) ~ "So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?"
 * 5) Abraham Lincoln (ERB 3) ~ "I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me, Chuck, how come you never sat down, and cried on your career?"
 * 6) Chuck Norris ~ "My raps will blow your mind, like the verbal John Wilkes Booth!"
 * 7) Sarah Palin ~ "I've seen those outfits you've been wearing, that takes big balls!"
 * 8) Lady Gaga ~ "Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school!"
 * 9) Kim Jong-Il ~ "Your body looks like a spray-tan banana, with a walrus moustache, and a wack bandana!"
 * 10) Hulk Hogan ~ "You've got a ringside seat to your own Smackdown, brother!"
 * 11) "Macho Man" Randy Savage ~ "So spend less time rapping, and start feeding your people!"
 * 12) Justin Bieber ~ "Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me, I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies!"
 * 13) Ludwig Van Beethoven ~ "I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls!"
 * 14) Albert Einstein ~ "Ripping holes in you, bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was!"
 * 15) Stephen Hawking ~ "You look like someone glued a moustache on a Troll doll!"
 * 16) Easter Bunny ~ "Watch me rub my foot for luck, and stick it right up your vagina!"
 * 17) Genghis Khan ~ "Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible!"
 * 18) Napoleon Dynamite ~ "Cause to me, you're just the emperor of the Lollipop Guild!"
 * 19) Napoleon Bonaparte ~ "I'll whip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue!"
 * 20) Benjamin Franklin ~ "It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!"
 * 21) Billy Mays ~ "You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!"
 * 22) Vince Offer ~ "Slap Chop your face, make a double chin salsa!"
 * 23) Gandalf the White ~ "Your ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit!"
 * 24) Gandalf the Grey ~ "I'll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls!"
 * 25) Dumbledore ~ "Nice staff, you compensating for something?"
 * 26) William Shakespeare ~ "Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid!"
 * 27) The Cat in the Hat ~ "I would not, could not, on a boat, read any of the boring-ass plays you wrote!"
 * 28) Things 1 & 2 ~ "Man, we'll cook you up, and eat you with some Ham & Green Eggs!"
 * 29) Mr. T ~ "I will Mr. T-bag you in the closest cemetery!"
 * 30) Mr. Rodgers ~ "I'll chop you into four black dudes, and I'll remake Cool Runnings!"
 * 31) Christopher Columbus ~ "I'll beat you so bad, they'll feel it in the Next Generation!"
 * 32) Captain Kirk ~ "Why don't you boldly go someplace you've never gone before, like India, or any destination you've actually set sail for?"
 * 33) EpicLLOYD ~ "Everyone knows your page is just the place the Rap Battles live!"
 * 34) NicePeter ~ "It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!"
 * 35) Darth Vader (ERB 16) ~ "I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp!"
 * 36) Adolf Hitler (ERB 16) ~ "Use some of your Force to fix your fucking respirator!"
 * 37) Leonidas ~ "Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers, jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters!"
 * 38) Master Cheif ~ "They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be!"
 * 39) Orville Wright ~ "Cause your princess is in our castle now!"
 * 40) Wilbur Wright ~ "You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?"
 * 41) Mario ~ "If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf!"
 * 42) Luigi ~ "...but you fight like a Kitty!"
 * 43) Young Michael Jackson ~ "Here's a tip: don't swallow a bucket of drugs, so you won't die on the toilet, dropping hunks of Burning Love!"
 * 44) Adult Michael Jackson ~ "Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla!"
 * 45) Young Elvis Presley ~ "Don't make me spank you, and dangle your ass over a balcony!"
 * 46) Old Elvis Presley ~ "Later, weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building!"
 * 47) Marilyn Monroe ~ "Your sandy vagina has a Seven-Year Itch!"
 * 48) Cleopatra ~ "You lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carraige!"
 * 49) Steve Jobs ~ "Why'd you name your company after your dick?"
 * 50) Bill Gates ~ "You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick, with your second hand jeans, and your turtleneck!"
 * 51) HAL 9000 ~ "Everything you built leads up to me!"
 * 52) Frank Sinatra ~ "You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!"
 * 53) Freddie Mercury ~ "You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!"
 * 54) Mitt Romney ~ "Your rhymes are as weak as this economy, that you've done nothing about!"
 * 55) Barack Obama ~ "So rich and white, it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!"
 * 56) Abraham Lincoln (ERB 23) ~ "You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it!"
 * 57) 10th Doctor ~ "You can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley!"
 * 58) 4th Doctor ~ "Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly, hanging with an oedipal kid who's a *bawk bawk* chicken!"
 * 59) Doc Brown ~ "You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy with thirteen!"
 * 60) Bruce Lee ~ "Here's my two finger push up, kung F-U!"
 * 61) Clint Eastwood ~ "And your one-inch punch, same size as your pecker!"
 * 62) Batman ~ "Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat it!"
 * 63) Robin ~ "Got a secret 'bout your homegirl, Irene Adler, took her back to my nest to BAM, POW, KERSPLAT her!"
 * 64) Sherlock Holmes ~ "Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson!"
 * 65) Dr. Watson ~ "...because his flows are so ill!"
 * 66) Santa Claus ~ "No bacon...but mandatory circumcision?"
 * 67) The Elves ~ "Yo, here's a GPS, who gets lost for forty years?"
 * 68) Moses ~ "Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall!"
 * 69) Eve ~ "You want alone time? Have it, in fact, suck your own dick, and shave your own back!"
 * 70) Adam ~ "Things are good, it's great, it's like I'm dreaming, until your junk starts bleeding, and you turn into a demon!"
 * 71) Gandhi ~ "I am passively resisting the fact that you suck!"
 * 72) Martin Luther King Jr. ~ "But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower!"
 * 73) Thomas Edison ~ "The truth hertz, you're broke and washed up!"
 * 74) Nikola Tesla ~ "You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!"
 * 75) Lance Armstrong ~ "I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession!"
 * 76) Babe Ruth ~ "Yerrr out, with three strikes, and just one ball!"

Well, that's it for now, I suppose. Have a great day!