User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Squidward vs Benson

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

VS!

BENSON!

BEGIN!

Benson:

Alright, Squidward, get ready to be fired out of the sea,

You make think you’re show is better, but it’s not to me!

You’re a dumb squid, who sticks his tentacles on shit!,

YOUR MUSIC MAKES MY EARS BLEED! YOU SHOULD JUST QUIT!

I may be a living gumball machine, but I get money,

Your name should be Squidward Testicles! Ain’t that funny?

Shove that clarinet up your ass! Your house is weird,

I don’t even understand how you have a music career!

Squidward Tentacles:

Can you just stop yelling so I can play my clarinet?,

Either way, I am going to win this rap bet!

Your employees are way more annoying than my neighbors,

Can you just stop taking the mic? Por favor?

Benson, you’re a machine; I’m a squid,

Now that I've just said that, try to fight this.

Guess what Benny, I won this brawl,

You may think you’re hot, but you don’t have any gumballs!

Benson: Well punk, at least I have a job that’s not making Crappy Patties!,

It’s sad, your neighbors are a dumbass and a pink fatty!

Your show is boring, and repetitive, people get tired!,

GUESS WHAT YOU BLUE BASTARD? YOU’RE FIRED!

Squidward:

Oh, Benson, your raps never get old! Oh wait, they do,

I think you should die, and the rest of your crew!

You got slackers, a lollipop guy who’s high and a fatty who say’s he’s buff,

You’re a whiny, short tempered… thing, and you’re not so tough.

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

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Written by Kyle Juin, RoboTurtle and Katie Glasco.