User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle 9- Dora the Explorer vs. Internet Explorer

For an added challenge, I decided to write this battle without a rhyming tool. This battle features two infamously bad explorers, IE vs DE. Also, let me know if I should post rap battle meanings. OK.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RRRRR

Dora the Explorer

vs.

Internet Explorer!

BEGIN

Dora:

Hola, amigo! Want to explore with me?

Oh wait, I see. You can't keep up, IE.

EI- Master of the spanish phonics.

Ur 2 Sloow, you make me look like Sonic.

You're not my default, Microsoft. Sorry.

I bought my self a Macbook, now I'm on a Safari.

I can school you in Spanish, so you'd better know

No eres nada, que rompiste perra culo.

Internet Explorer:

You're like 5, why don't you quit cussing?

You're jealous that I'm making money, quit fussing.

Nobody loves you, you unwanted child.

You'd get wrecked by Firefoxes out in the wild.

I may be unresponsive sometimes, at least I'm not blind!

...................

Why don't you let your map guide you back to where you came from?

At least I'm getting upgrades, 8 seasons and you're still dumb!

Dora:

Okay, I can't find things. Bing can't either.

At least I don't constantly stop to take a breather!

Why even bother? I didn't ask for your slouching.

You're so bad, it's like I told you "browser, no browsing!"

IE:

I'll erase you harder than you do the fourth wall.

You can't get rid of me, I'm massive- you're small.

Don't be MSN around with me or Diego

I'll still be strong in tell years, you'll be prego.

WHO WON? Dora the Explorer Internet Explorer