User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.43: Danica Patrick vs Jeremy Clarkson

Here we go!

This idea is a great one and I'm shocked no-one has done it yet, until now.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DANICA PATRICK

VS

JEREMY CLARKSON

BEGIN!

Jeremy Clarkson

Clarkson about to step up and rhyme against the rookie of the year.

It's not 2005, but when I spit on the mic, I make sure I am in Top Gear.

I dominate the telly while you race around with furries.

All these famous places, why you always in a hurry?

NASCAR, Daytona and IndyCar, you think you own them all.

Driving isn't a real sport, how about picking up a basketball.

But you do not play the Hammond because you're immature.

Do want to see all my cars? I'll happily give you the Grand Tour!

Danica Patrick

Oh look it's the one who got fired by the BBC.

Rapping against the one who leading in all grand prixs.

You wouldn't like me angry Jeremy, I might punch a producer.

But you married your manager, only went and seduced her.

Why do you think you are? Nothing but a grumpy old man!

You are only one third of a team, you do the best that you can.

But please I'm the most successful woman racer in history.

I take this battle right now, like the time I drove to victory.

Jeremy Clarkson

When it comes to reviewing your performance was poor.

But I'm in pole position now, and I'm the one being grandeur.

Don't call me Jerry, It's Jeremey and that's how it's pronounced.

Just like your GoDaddy, I will end this relationship unannounced.

Danica Patrick

Have you met ToeJam and Earl, I heard you like the Sega Genesis.

You pretend to have big bucks, but I be the one receiving the benefit.

Your house May have blew up, just like the Italian job, you're a fool.

But when you rap against Danica Patrick, I break you like a brick wall.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

