User blog:Dragonsblood23/Tales From The Wiki Episode 2

Episode 1

The Drag Keeper: Welcome Boils and Ghouls to another frightful episode of Tales from the Wiki, here I got a lot of dredducation in ourselves. Our story is a man who got Insane in The MemBRAIN! Literally! Now I present to you

The Laughing Mockingjay
BTTF:

Twas a Night I live my life

heading near thy kitchen knife

making the grains in thy kitchen

I hear a sound straight from thy witches

I saw thy Mockingjay but with a different reaction

copying and laughing at thou's reactions

Called up GIR to come to thy chamber doors

Thy shows up and looks out to see thy bird more

but thy bird has vanished in the moonlight

causing thyself to be in quite the fright

50 hours came and went by

til I saw thy bird which flies

Thou Mockingjay gives a grin at me

call up GIR to check out thy scene

GIR comes once again to see nothing of thou's sight

It was late of time, so I offered a chamber room for tonight

kept awake from this damn Mockeyjay which laughed its packs

Until I got thy deep rage up the night to get thy golden axe

The Mockingjay flew around thy chamber doors as it landed on thou pillow

Then it dissappeared on the last of short time finding I beheaded my good fellow

the head lies with disgust as blood fell through thy robe and footwear

where the mockeyjay laughed at me but this of time was everywhere

surrounding me with laughter the paIn ThAt PaIn Oh GoD! ThE PaIn!

HELP! HELP ANYONE HELP ME! I HAVE BECOME THE INSANE!!!

OH DEAR GOD THE LAUGHS, THE LAUGHS MAKE IT STOP

ANYONE PLEASE HERE ME OH GOD SOME ONE CALL THE CO-

Loygan:

I came to  thou BTTF's chamber to just give the greeting of hi

is where I saw BTTF's golden axe and GIR's old head near by

to there I saw a body, to belong to BTTF lying in thy month of may

As later that night I came to the kitchen and saw a Mockeyjay....

The Drag Keeper: ugh, I thought thought a raven was bad. I guess BTTF should have just AXED GIR about his problems, i'm sure GIR would have an OPEN MIND! Well tune in next time boils and Ghouls.