User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 14

(Late at night we see Metal in his living room under his Yu-Gi-Oh blanket laying on the couch watching the CW & A6 show)

Metal: Been gone for two months wonder what I missed on my programs, god I love this show

(The shows to end to see Wiki Lost playing on the screen)

Metal: The hell is this?

(Metal changes the channel to The Walking Wiki)

Metal: Zombies are fucking overrated

(Changes the channel to Wiki Gangwarfare)

Metal: Nahhhh

(Changes the channel to Total Drama ERB)

Metal: Here we go!

(We cut to the next morning and Metal is running to school)

Metal: Oh boy, a day of school will feel weird. I wonder if there will be any new faces!

(While Metal is running he bumps into Dusk and falls to the ground)

Metal: Yo my bad

Dusk: Nah it's all good bro

(Metal gets up and starts walking with Dusk)

Metal: I've never seen you before, what's your name stranger

Dusk: I'm Dusk, what's your name

Metal: I'm Metal and I'm kind of a legend around these parts

Dusk: How so?

Metal: Oh just saved the future and murdered ERB10, you know the usual.

Dusk: Damn son

(We cut to Metal walking into his homeroom when suddenly)

Kari: SENPAI!!!!!!

(Kari tacklehugs Metal to the ground)

Kari: I missed you so much Senpai!!!!

Metal: I missed you too

(Kari hugs Metal extremely hard and Metals face go purple)

Metal: Kari I'm gonna explode

Kari: Sorry Senpai

(Kari and Metal get and go to their seats. Tesla enters the room and pulls out his clipboard.)

Tesla: Alright students, please welcome back Metal and MSV. Also Metal Coupe wants you in his office

Metal: Yes Tesla!

(Metal enters Coupes office and sees Noah)

Noah: Hey Metal what's going on

Metal: Ah nothing much, you?

Noah: Same here, just waiting here for Coupe

(Coupe walks in and sits down on his chair)

Coupe: Hello boys, now do you know why I called you down here

Metal & Noah: No

Coupe: Well we have two new students and you're gonna show them around

Metal: Sure

Noah: Why not, sounds fun

Coupe: Gir, Dusk come in!!

(We see a young teen with a Dipper Pines plushie and the guy that Metal met with earlier)

Dusk: Metal what's up man

Metal: The usual and Shiz

(They fistbump and Gir goes up to Noah)

Gir: Can I have your autograph!

Noah: Uh excuse me?

Gir: You're my favorite rapper!

(Gir pulls out a Magazine called Rap Battle Central and flips to a page of Noah in a cage rap battle match while holding a skull)

Noah: Oh *Laughs* sure Gir I'll sign you an autograph

(Gir hands him a Notepad and Pen. Noah signs his name on it and hands it to Gir)

Coupe: Now that the introductions are over, off you go!

(We see the four of them walking in the hallways and once second period rolls around)

Metal: Well that ends our tour

Noah: Now go to your classes before you're late

Dusk: I have gym with Coach Ynkr

Gir: I have writing 101 with Mr.Shakespeare

Metal: Dusk follow me, I have Ynkr too

Dusk: Kk

(Metal and Dusk walk into the Gym and sits down on the bleachers. Than a beautiful girl wearing sunglasses and a black dress sits to Metal and hugs him)

Lexi: Ohhh Metal It's so great to see you again~

Metal: Wait a sec, hold on. Oh Fire I missed you so much

Lexi: I missed you too and It's Lexi now

Metal: So what happened

Lexi: Well I got a new look of course~

Metal: Well I love it, by the way where's Pixel at?

Lexi: Oh his Mother didn't approve of here, so she sent him to a Military school

Metal: That sucks, It's so great seeing you again Lexi

Lexi: *Smiles* Oh I need to go to the restroom

(Lexi walks down the bleachers and Dusk nudges Metals arm)

Dusk: Metal are you blushing?

Metal: Shaddup

(We cut to Metal and Dusk walking to History class)

Dusk: Dude we have a lot of the same classes

Metal: That's badass

(They enter their History class, they sit down, and see Scraw grading papers on his desk. Than a young slim man enters with a Whiskey bottle enters)

Scraw: Morning Reginic

Reginic: Morning Scraw

Scraw: You're in charge today, since I need to grade all of these papers

Reginic: Gotcha

(Reginic goes to the front of the board and draws Napoleon on it)

Reginic: Alright kids who is this

Mind: Napoleon!

Reginic: Oh my fucking god Mind! How many times have I told you to raise your fucking hand, I swear!

Mind: You can't swear in school

Reginic: I don't give a shit! Anyways what Nationality was Napoleon

(Mind raises his hand)

Reginic: Yes Mind

Mind: French?

Reginic: *Drinks his Whisky and smashes it on the wall* NO, he was Corsican!!

Metal: Dude calm down

(Reginic goes to Metals face)

Reginic: Oh and who you might be?

Metal: The victim to your breath that smells like Vodka

Reginic: Don't be smart with me, you shrimp dick fuck nugget

Metal: Bitch please

(Reginic walks away)

Reginic: I like you kid, I'll keep an eye on you

(Metal smirks)

Reginic: Now back to the lesson, what year did Napoleon die?

Lexi: 1821!

Reginic: Good girl Lexi

Mind: Why do you only yell at me

Reginic: Because I fucking hate you Mind

Metal: Ahhh good to be back How was episode 14?? Awesome Great Good Awful