Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-6913371-20130530155907

Star Wars happened in a futuristic world, somehow a long time ago, far away from here. After the events of the Star Wars franchise the Flood from the Halo universe took over their world and the remaining species decided to activate their local Halo Ark, since installation 00 is just one of an entire system. But before destroying life in their entire galaxy, the remaining jedi decided to save one last super genetic embreyo, which they would shoot in a little iron box in outer space, to the edge of their universe.

After the fatal destruciton, thousands and thousands years later, the iron box landed in Braunau am Inn, in the year 1899. He was found by two people who raised the superior baby as their own son. They named im Dolfje, which means Son of the Stars.

When little Adolf got older he realised he was different. With his superpowers he built a space/time machine and went back to his old Universe, but somehow he ended up in an alternate universe where young Luke Skywalker, Nicolas Cage and Vader are allies and they rule the Galaxy with an iron fist. Hitler fought allongside new alternate rebellions, under his and Steve Irwin's command to take down the new enemy. Afterwards somehow he ended up losing his memory and he was send back to Earth.

The entire story of Superman, as well as the story of Goku and Kim jong-un is based on this great tale. An alien superrace coming down from the sky.

This explains everything, the clash between Vader and Hitler...

Frank over and out. 