User blog:MrAwesome300/Tim Burton vs. Edgar Allan Poe- Epic Fan Battles of History 1

I always watch ERB and I also come up with suggestions for ERB all the time, but what's the use of putting suggestions in the comments if there's 2000 comments rolling in per second? Anyway, I'm making a series of rap battles that are made by my own ideas and user suggestions- yes, you can suggest rap battles for me to write up. One of the first ideas I had was filmmaker Tim Burton versus poet Edgar Allan Poe- dark director vs. dark poet.

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY! TIM BURTON! VERSUS! EDGAR ALLAN POE! BEGIN!


 * Burton: The bells, the bells I see when reading your pitiful crap
 * Works so boring that Frankenweenie took another permanent nap
 * Johnny Depp can kill you in one punch and send you flying to 21 Jump Street
 * You're worse than Augustus, Veruca, Violet, and even freaking Mike Teavee!
 * I will stab your telltale heart and cut it up with Scissorhands
 * A nightmare before Halloween, you're Poe in Creeperland!


 * Poe: Nevermore, shant this fat piece of crap rap, no, nevermore!
 * Even at thy time I was drunk, your work was still a bore!
 * People love my work, they come every year to cry at my grave
 * You're a lonely loser sitting in the dark shadows, good sir, you are a disgrace!
 * Mars Attacks was a piece of crap, and you're practically married to a corpse bride
 * Even directing the first two Batman movies will not save your pathetic life


 * Burton: Poe, you're a wannabe Shakespeare, he already got his Rap Battle fame
 * You don't see any kids reading your books because you're freaking lame!
 * Helena Bonham Carter even agrees that you're a drunk Burton wannabe
 * You get no golden ticket, so go back to Baltimore and just leave!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

In the comments below, make predictions for the next rap battle and say who won!