User blog:AttackEyebrows12/Medusa vs Colony Sarff: Epic Rap Battles of the Whoniverse 7

Ohai people and welcome back to another ERBOTW!

Today it's the Gorgon from Greek mythology, Medusa, up against the humanoid Colony Sarff . This took AGES to write, probably because I have next to no material for Colony Sarff, but I managed to write a 8x4, so enjoy!

Oh ye, and thanks to Grav (who I know probably will not read this battle because he doesn't watch DW) for helping me get some ideas for Medusa, and Jella and TK for making the cover and title cards <3

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhwZxoOiCoo

(starts at 0:19)
Hello there! You've come to get yourself stoned, I see

This serpent creature against a Titan defeater? Ooh, how eerie

I'm made out of terror, but still beautiful! You embody neither of these traits!

You're just a loyal servant, so go back to your spaceship, because your master awaits!

Everywhere you'll find me, from emblems to paintings to flags

While you appeared in just one story. You've got nothing to brag!

Now unlike with the Weeping Angels, look away from this battle 

<span style="color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=65000">But you've got nowhere to run. With that face isn't it hard to intermingle?

(0:44)
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">Here to protect Master Davros <span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000">, we are the Colony Sarff

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">But your whack raps make us all want to go to the bathroom and barf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">You're the weakest of the Gorgons <span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000">, you're the only one that's mortal

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">With those whack raps of yours so clumsily chiseled? For a woman you're hardly graceful!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">Praise yourself all you want just because you've got dreadlocks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">But don't think we'll play it lazy and fight Orthodox

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">When we're done we'll cut off this hideous beast's noggin

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">Then offer it to the gods, 'cause you're gonna need blessings to win

(1:10)
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=65000">I'm a Marvel <span style="color:#A6A6A6; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=65000"> of a villain, but you're the real Inhuman

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=65000">This less-than-Solid Snake <span style="color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=65000"> has no chance against the feared Gorgon

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#A6A6A6;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=65000">You're more helpless than Bors <span style="color:#A6A6A6; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=65000">, and by far the weakest reptilian

<p class="MsoNormal"> The series <span style="color:#A6A6A6; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:166;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #A6A6A6;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=65000"> hasn't even ended yet, but you're already forgotten

(1:23)
<p class="MsoNormal"> You <span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000"> lost to a boy <span style="color:#548235; mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235; mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%; mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000">! Even Uma Thurman <span style="color:#548235; mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235; mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%; mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000"> couldn't redeem your flaws!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">Compared to me you're just an apprentice! It's a wonder how you're not standing in awe

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">It's typical of a woman like you to continue to just yak

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6; mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=75000">So be quiet and put a Veil <span style="color:#548235; mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#548235; mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%; mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000"> on yourself, or alternatively, use Perseus' <span style="color:#548235;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-style-textfill-fill-color: #548235;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor:accent6;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha: 100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms:lumm=75000"> sack

EPIC...
(The screen turns to stone)

RAP BATTLES OF THE WHONIVERSE!
Who won? Medusa Colony Sarff

Hint for the next battle