User blog comment:IsaacNewton98/If ERB were a racing game/@comment-5872292-20131226232554

Bob Ross rides a car, but during the start of the race it has to be painted first. Kinda like how the Cat was summoned in ERB 12.

Picasso rides a light graffiti car.

Gandalf should ride Shadowfax, but that's just me.

Ruth rides a baseball that he keeps hitting in the back in order to accelerate.

Mozart can ride a piano.