User blog:Awesomesix/King Henry VIII vs Bill Clinton (Original)

In the 16th installment of Awesome Rap Battles 2.0, 42nd president Bill Clinton faces off against the infamous King Henry VIII to see which cheater should be forgiven.

Battle Info
Original relased date: June 7th, 2014

Characters: King Henry VIII, Bill Clinton

Battle
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KING HENRY VIII!

VERSUS!

BILL CLINTON!

BEGIN!

King Henry VIII:

It’s time to take the life of the boy named Blythe,

I was the best pimp in the world; you’re just a shyte,

Your dad died Willy Loman style, a total knockoff,

I knocked up plenty before; I can smack your block off,

I was a catholic, but after what you did, I’d protest, too,

Rip you open with Gore; I’ll get the spill from you,

You’re a lame-duck, I’m a hunter, shoot you down,

I gotta Tudor this smug southerner not to be an ass clown,

You’re just a rug on the floor, I own in the tapestries,

Bow down to me; for I’m the true majestic majesty,

I got a regnal name; your boring title’s just damn plain,

I can make heads roll, I’m not afraid to bring pain.

William Clinton:

You had 6 wives, which is 7 more than you deserve,

I’m making up for my mistakes, you never learned,

Well, now it’s time to lecture this sick, sexist prick,

The reason he only had 1 son is cause what’s in his dick,

I was the first black president, just ask the hood,

Gave gays the right to fight for the country’s own good,

I’ll make you throw a FitzRoy, you selective twat,

You’re just a pig in tights, who couldn’t accept what he got,

From Canada to New Zealand, to the whole world I’m appealing,

I’ve served two terms, and this’ll be the third vote I’ll reel in,

But after this whole time, I still can’t believe what I’m seein’;

A dirty, cheating slob who wouldn’t settle for Cleve-age.

King Henry VIII:

You ate with the Reagans; I was a threat to the pope,

I’m more dangerous to your career than taking a dope,

Crush your sax and your stacks of cash, with 100% tax,

This phat man has done more than let another girl on his gonads,

Out of all the world leaders, you’re the worst I’ve talked to,

I mean, you know you fucked up, when Eminem mocks you!

William Clinton:

Dear Lord, will you ever understand to learn from your errors?

I ain’t afraid of a Burger King and his onion reign of terror,

Just face it; you’ll only have one son, and a stillborn,

I could still kick your ass eating 2 bowls of pho in Melbourne,

There’s just one last thing here that needs to be said:

How could you lead a god damn country without knowing sex-ed?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

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Who Won? King Henry VIII Bill Clinton