User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.66: Sheriff Woody vs Rick Grimes

A nice cowboy battle coming.

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SHERIFF WOODY

VS

RICK GRIMES

BEGIN!

Sheriff Woody

Bullseye come here, I need your help against this freak.

When the last time you washed dude, as you fucking reek.

They call me Sheriff Woody around these parts, as I'm in charge.

So you better listen to me, or I will call Hamm, Rex and Sarge,

To kick your big Georgian ass and leave you in a fucking coma.

While I ride around with your boyfriend Shane, but I'm no homo,

Unlike you, who cheated on your wife Lori with Daryl Dixon.

But come on Rick, you've killed less zombies then Richard Nixon.

Rick Grimes

The name is Rick Grimes and I have survived worst than that verse,

This will be your toy story of terror as you will be leaving in a hearse.

In the world I live in, making friends and killing zombies is the norm.

There will only be one Woody in Andy's life and that's in his college dorm.

There is no snake in my boot, it's in my pants instead.

Here, meet Michonne, who I'll be banging tonight in bed.

If I can defeat Negan and the Governor, I can kill this stuffed toy.

But don't you dare lay a finger on Carl 'cause his my pride and joy.

Sheriff Woody

It's Woody's roundup and I will make this very quick.

You just got schooled by a cowboy teddy bear, bitch.

So let me pull out my lasso and tie you up with the rope,

Lock you in prison, but make sure you don't drop the soap.

Rick Grimes

I rise from the dead like one of those fucking walkers.

I've seen you shitty movies and the plot was totally bonkers.

You tried to sleep with Bo Peep, but instead you failed. Such a bummer!

So I will leave a bullet in your tiny brain much like a zombified Summer.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

