User blog:Iamthelegion/Mario vs Thor - C vs VG S1 finale

First off, thanks to Nail for proofreading this, team Mario part that is. Anyway, the season 1 finale of Comics vs Video Games, the Italian boss and bastion of the Mushroom Kingdom Mario against Thunder-wielding Avenger and defender of Asgard Thor Odinson, to see who is better at defending their ridiculous magical kingdom that has an inexplicable rainbow street. But neither of these two fight alone, do they?

Mario:
Itsa-me, Mario, the king of gaming - renowned

Put my plunger in a peach and ensure a crown

Your kingdom's only yours if you fail in protection

We all know Loki kissed Jane first, what a direction

Throg would've been more threatening than this washed up Hasselhoff

Spitting fireballs and a long list of disses for me to rattle off

This will be worse than Siege, The Flood was less dangerous

Than the OG in a mustache ready to make video games heinous

Like the 'pasta, I'm a savage killer - but without the remorse

Put the deific Avenger down under with Tyr's defence force

Ice, fire, air, and even starlight

No Asgardian could match my might

More attacks than the two of us have foes

We all know that Mjolnir's storming blows

Raided Castles before, perhaps make Odin make like Bowser

This half-rate could never come close to my mushroom power

Before you bring the MC Hammer down, a word of warning and some pause

Think of what you could awake whilst Toad unleashes verbal claws

Toad:
The ever-present sentinel dwarfs Heimdall with a hive mind

There are way too many of us to be felled by your measly kind

Fastest and best, heading off first through the Warp Pipe

Undefeatable in Mario Kart, thats more than just hype

Tell you the truth, my Power Tennis beats your power plays

And before I let you hear what Shadow Mario comes and says

A bob-omb could realise this without my hassle

Sorry Thor, but your victory's in another castle

Bowser Jr.:
Straight from Sunshine, the brawler after Brawl

Bowser Junior flies up to make fools of you all

My magic paintbrush takes a second for more realistic kingdoms

I'd rather one on eleven Rainbow Road than do your sing-along

You may be a superhero, but that will all be for naught

For in the gaze of the Koopa Prince you are now caught

Thor:
Ho, what is this trio that appears before the Thunderer?

We shalt rename this sentient fungus the speedy blunderer

I am one of the bastions of Asgard

Comprehending loss shouldn't be hard

More electric than my foe Zzax - true fact that be

Thou art three swine who rap like they have rabies

Mjolnir strikes hard, but Uru couldn't improve my defensibility

One of the first gaming heroes? Here is the impact of senility

My brother could not create paler apparitions if he tried

Not to mention feebler rhymes or more unbelievable lies

I put down Ragnarok, beating me is simply Impossible, Man

Outshining Banner, the Cap and Stark even in contraband

Junior? You won't even get out of your clown car to face me

Toad be fast, but with that conclusion thou shouldn't be hasty

I see no heroes before me, Game Theory confirmed

A pale Chef Boyardee imitation far as I'm concerned

When it comes to the punch, thou art but an overweight Luigi

I'll have to go Squaddies and ask Beta Ray for a squeegee

Beta Ray Bill:
Seems its time to lay faux foes low with electric flows

I may look like a horse, but you're a turtle, we know

Cause more damage with one swing than you ever could, shroom

You can barely handle Giga Bowser, I lay waste to Fin Fang Foom

My armour would easily withstand whatever you could conjure up

Does anyone else think that Mario RPG's success was abrupt?

A Marvel such as I will lay Nintendo's mascot out permanently

Why, an architect could craft your defeat as exuberantly

Thunderstrike:
That'd be me, the Eric Banner to have played at being Thor

Beat you to Subspace, Subcon, Toad never could do more

I think a Goomba would've been the more fitting of your foes

Because you have sharp rhymes with no use, and so it goes

But of the allies to pick, this mere Shadow, what luck

He doesn't even know his mother, you've been Thunderstruck

Mario:
Mamma Mia! If only I had known I wouldn't have needed the allies

Stomp on your head and ground pound if that doesn't stop the lies

Like I'm in my boomerang suit, I strike twice unmitigatedly

It took one film to make your brother revered, you hated, see?

Can't even see through jokes of illusions, why wouldn't Odin want the hammer

We all know that I'm undefeatable as Smasher or plumber wielding a spanner

Since you seem to be into dark sides, judging by your close aunt Hel

Not to mention your Luigi boner, this is the perfect guy a god to fell

Waluigi:
Waah! You know I'll one shot you with my laser gun

Not that I'd need a weapon, for Waluigi Number One!

I'll stomp you down flat, hit you away like any other fickle enemy

You still think you can win? Even moderators can't get rid of me

My rhymes with more lightning than the three of you combined

We all know that this purple moster will stand the test of time

Whereas your comics are crumbling, your old fame drowned in your stoagy

So I'll call in a debt to finish this poser - Waah! Here's Loki

Loki:
You'll never beat this combination, more OP than than Nirn Stones

So you got a horse and a mere mortal to earn Asgard's gold throne?

My younger versions will get the best of you, of that no doubting

Your rhymes are more pitiful attacks than Dragonborn's shouting

Or was I not Sheo? I guess you will never get to know

This trickster god is the only Marvel here who doesn't blow

Thor:
Brother, your choice of allies I find deeply disturbing

But not as surprising as your defeat by the Thing

This WarioWare character isn't even in his own franchise

As to Sheogarath, that was naught but a pitiful disguise

I bring the hammer down, you know that You Can't Touch This

Thou try harder if you must, since you don't get the gist

But if villains be our picks, then so it must be

I shall summon the man who ravages all enemies

Ares:
Time to set fire to the Mushroom Kingdom, I have a plan

We send the thunder gods to cover the sun while this man

Solos magic Link, Giana, Violet Slender, polka dot and the stereotype

Whether its an axe or Mace, all foes have vulnerablities to end a gripe

Stop your counterattack with a Thousand Yard Stare

Then five headshots, leaving my revolver a bullet spare

Loki and Mario, most unlikely alliance since my and my half-brother

Yet in teams we must be equal, so I bring forth the finisher no other

Hercules:
About time I returned to war, win with the Gift of Battle

Negative temps undressed, so end it with all your prattle

This trio of gods and the trio of thunderers impervious

At least to this lame assortment before the three of us

No attacks needed, as my rhymes hit harder than a column of marble

Why, Rayman poses more of a threat to the future success of Marvel

Rayman:
So people actually do have things connecting hands to bodies? What do you know. Still, I could crush any rap foe like an ant (steps on an ant, and a shadow moves up, covering him and much of the area around him) Who won this? Mario, Toad, Bowser Jr., Waluigi and Loki Thor, Beta Ray Bill, Thunderstrike, Ares and Hercules