User blog:Bearjedi/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING: Rudolph vs. Rainbow Dash

Welcome to the Christmas battle of EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!

Rudolph vs. Rainbow Dash

BEGIN!

Rudolph
I'm comin' in to wreck a Nyan Cat

I've seen better ponies, and you just act like a rat

Unicorns, pegasus

Those are much nicer

Go off with your Foxy

I'm sexy

Stop being a dumb child show, and actually get a life.

Your show doesn't feature knives

But at least mine is better than that shit of yours

My movies, are a big hit

Now don't call your dumb Twilight Sparkle who ain't bitin'

Rainbow Dash
Says the one reindeer, with a clown nose

I'd rather spray myself with a fucking hose than listen to your jokes

Santa isn't real, every 5 year old knows that

Your movies are crappy stop motions,

Your fur is dirty, put on some lotion

I'm different from a Nyan Cat

You're just a Cat in the Hat

P.S, Fireball ain't liking ya'

Rudolph
Fireball is just an idiot

He is absolutely offensive to noses like mine

Look, you have ugly hair in all kinds of colors

Others say your show is crap

But the North Pole don't have a television

So I can't watch your crap

And I'm glad

I get fed everyday

At least I don't eat the crap that you ponies eat.

Rainbow Dash
Shut up please

I attract all kinds of fans

9 year olds

28 year olds

And also fucking 99 year olds!

Be quiet, my wiki is more popular, in fact, where is yours?

I've been around since the day

So people like you that get in my way,

Are soon gonna pay!

Rudolph
Screw your bronies

They ain't no help in a battle like this

I pull Santa's sleigh bitch, run away

Your friends ain't magic

You're just showing how friendship can sometimes be annoying

Nobody kisses in your show, proving how immature it is

Now go home, and mind your own business.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Rudolph Rainbow Dash