User blog comment:GravityMan/Literature vs History 7: Cat in the Hat vs Bill Cipher/@comment-27863968-20160225052223

Yells "I GET SCARIER WITH CURSES "

proceeds to never swear, "freaking" is the closest it gets speaking of, "I FREAKING LOVE PAIN,  KID! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO WIN? "

even though the Cat hadn't threatened to physically cause him pain at any point and "YOUR PLOT WENT IN CIRCLES; BUT YOU STILL CAN’T CATCH TAIL! " even though dogs chase their tails and not cats

Let's not forgot the Cat "The green hook for your ham is just one fish two fishy! " I get that this refers to Green Eggs and Ham and One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, using this pretty well, but what the actual fuck is his green hook, he never used anything "green" and never had a hook in his rap verse