User blog:UnstableIsotope42/The Akinator vs Cleverbot - Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture S1

Heyo! This is coming out leter than I'd like 'cause I'm in a school play! Wooo, that's all I'm willing to admit. The play has eaten up my time, I only get like an hour free time, so I'm rushing here. Please please please bare with me on releases, okay? Okay.

Anyways, let's talk about this battle as people normally do. This battle was fun to write and I got it out pretty quick. The beat was hard though, but when I found the one currently used battle, I loved it. Today we have the web genie, The Akinator versing Cleverbot, the adapting AI. They shall lyrically Turing Test each other in battle rap. (Dang it, I wish I used that reference. Too late now.) Nothing much else to say, let's go!

Battle
ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE



VERSUS



BEGIN! (Akinator starts 0:19)

The Akinator:
Hmmm, let me guess, did you come to get beat?

The web messed you up more than they did TayTweets!

It takes 1 conversation to break you, this won’t be long!

You think you can beat me when you can’t finish a song? (Oh!)

You grammar don’t well, now that absurd!

You call yourself Clever but can’t pass a learning curve!

Akinator’s akin to stump, you’ve got a fetish for creepypasta!

Not one verse in and I can sense you lost, bruh!

Cleverbot:
Let me tell you, there’s a difference between us,

You’re the genie, I’m the genius!

I’m an actual AI, take a lesson from the bot on top.

Youtubers stopped with you then your fame dropped!

So now you’re telling me I can’t finish a song?

Well, I guess now I only “Want You Gone”

I’m a thinking robot, you’re an afterthought.

Do you have a chance of winning? Definitely not.

The Akinator:
I’m going face-to-face with one of the ugliest faces!

Face it! Your coding is the most data-basic!

I’m a god! The all-knowing genie!

Compared to my smarts, you’re teeny-weenie!

Cleverbot:
I'm not gonna lose from a glorified 20 questions game.

I’m one with the wit, gonna put Kazaam to shame.

I’m an AI, you’re an eye-burner,

Closing you out with one click of a cursor.

The Akinator:
You’re just a cornerstone for lonely teen arousal!

A mentally insane shell of HAL 9000!

You don’t even have the strength to battle me!

Run home to daddy back in the Uncanny Valley!

Cleverbot:
You simply remember, I was programmed to adapt.

Looking at past battle raps, you’re spitting the same crap.

As I said before, you’re destined to fall down.

And in all my flows, you’ve just BEN Drowned.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



'''ISOTOPE'S RAP... calculating ...BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE!'''

Who won? The Akinator Cleverbot

Hint explained:
Robin Williams played the Genie in Alladin, Akinator's a genie

Fox, foxes are portrayed as cunning/clever, Cleverbot

Hint for next battle:
TBA