Talk:Magikarp/@comment-31527549-20170709184043

Helpless and pathetic Famous for being incredibly weak

Was it extremely powerful in ancient times? There are legends that say so, but Today it’s extremely weak. So weak that it makes you cry!

The weak Pokémon Magikarp, the weakest of them all The weak Pokémon Magikarp, so shockingly weak

Splashing about, always splashing It can splash and splash up and through entire mountains

Why does it splash? Splashing for no reason, splashing even in battle with no purpose Splashing in rhythm, on and on, and sometimes getting caught by a Pidgeotto!

The splashing Pokémon Magikarp, splashing the most of them all The splashing Pokémon Magikarp, always jumping with a “flop flop!”

You can first encounter it anywhere Using an old rod will make you fish out way too many

The sea, river, or even a dirty puddle –It will be found swimming in any body of water It paddles along regardless of if the river is calm or flowing

If you manage to catch one: “Catch and release?” will probably cross your mind soon If you manage to catch one: “Catch and eat?” What nonsense!

Even when it is shiny, with a golden color It is still exactly the same on the inside

When it evolves into Gyarados, it becomes super strong. But waiting until then is really tough! That old guy sold it for 500P! And with no refunds!

The unfortunate Pokémon Magikarp, it gets booed even when trying to help people The unfortunate Pokémon Magikarp, nowhere near the top ranks

My Pokémon Magikarp, the one I’ll still continue to raise! My Pokémon Magikarp, I’ll raise a party of six and fight with them!

The Magikarp we love, the one we love most in the world The Magikarp I love, I dedicate this love song to you!