User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay/Rap battles made by Valaybleatbleatlay. Episode 5. Nero vs Cesare Borgia

Hello, guys! As you can see, I`ve created my fifth rap battle between Roman Emperor Nero and Italian politician Cesare Borgia. I hope you`ll enjoy it.

Nero!
VS!

Cesae Borgia!

Nero
 Oh my God, are you serious?

 I с ould stay in my luxurious

 Palace, drink delicious red wine,

 Play games, enjoy life and dine!

 But now I must defeat this dumb

 Vile disgraceful chump?

 Well, at least, I should use rhymes.

 And I CAN rhyme! I`ll unmask your crimes!

 I am the most talented person in whole Rome!!!

 While the going was good, you could stay at home!

Cesare Borgia
 I`ll rip open your belly and crush your skull.

 I`m grandee, I won`t hide in my house!

 I`ll roast you well, you`re good at burning, mull!

 You`re worthless, you can only grouse!

 We`re both vulgare alcoholics but hold my beer,

<p class="MsoNormal"> For many years I kept my enemies in fear!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You died by age 30, you killed yourself in your own palace, deposed by your own members!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ve beat you by 2 years, but still! Didn`t Seneca talk with you about respect for elders?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Beyond all doubt, there`ll be a kill!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Aut Caesar, aut nihil!

Nero
<p class="MsoNormal"> You rock! But in comparison with me it`s not even close!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cesare, come to ones senses! You had best to write prose!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Result of this skirmish is clear, cause you`re ungrateful pope`s son

<p class="MsoNormal"> And I am the best slayer of early Christians! I`ve got my dose of fun

<p class="MsoNormal"> And now I`ll nailed you to the cross upside down just like Saint Peter!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re too arrogant if you think you`re good ruler, just like the whore of Hitler!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ll burn your throat like rum!

<p class="MsoNormal"> It would be like Great Fire of Rome!

Cesare Borgia
<p class="MsoNormal"> And l even though your second one would be different

<p class="MsoNormal"> Like my Italian wars. Listen, you`re not even really dissing me!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re acting like it`s not a battle but a street bickering!

<p class="MsoNormal"> In front of me petulant child who can`t make sane decisions. See,

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re hopeless! Don`t think you can beat me by yourself, sonny!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cause you`ve become an Emperor with a help of your mommy!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re bastard!

<p class="MsoNormal"> So do you!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re killer!

<p class="MsoNormal"> So do you!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You were in love with your sister!

<p class="MsoNormal"> And you were too!

<p class="MsoNormal"> …

<p class="MsoNormal"> Actually, you know…Nero, I have just realized

<p class="MsoNormal"> We are too similar to fight each other. Well…that`s wise

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m impressed… What do you think about prized

<p class="MsoNormal"> Little bottle… of… vine? Oh, yes, I love… vine! Nice!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ve brought my vine too… and in my opinion…we… should

<p class="MsoNormal"> Exchange the glasses… Brilliant idea! Wait, I want to add a good

<p class="MsoNormal"> Secret… ingredient in…vine. OK, here you are!...take it!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oh, after you! You should taste my vine… a little bit…

<p class="MsoNormal"> (exchange glasses. Nero takes a sip first. )

<p class="MsoNormal"> Mmm! That`s good… But…wait…

<p class="MsoNormal"> O, no, that taste! This shit is p-poison-ed!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Ha! This was your fate!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You were so brave among your boys! And?

<p class="MsoNormal"> No you look as you should look: crying!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Wh-hat an… artist is d-dying!

<p class="MsoNormal"> (dies)

<p class="MsoNormal"> What a good day! Another my family`s foe is dead.

<p class="MsoNormal"> So… what kind of vine he has given to me?

<p class="MsoNormal"> (takes a sip)

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, it`s ok. Before I took a sip I though it would be quite bad...

<p class="MsoNormal">  Stop!... What`s … happening? I c-can`t see…

<p class="MsoNormal"> ...

<p class="MsoNormal"> YOU B-BASSTARD!!!

<p class="MsoNormal"> (dies and falls near Nero)

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