Talk:George Washington vs William Wallace/@comment-25231143-20140629113901

I guess I might as well...

Wallace

??? little blousy outfit,

Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument!

I'll knock you the fuck out mate, you died owning slaves, I died setting men free (free!)

That's the highland way, this pirate prick couldn't beat me in a foot race

I was emasculated, evicerated, I've got my head chopped off and put on a ???

But I still find time to bust a ??? rhyme

I'll rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic!

I'll knock your face off the moolah, ??? (hoora! hoora! hoora!)

Founding Father but no children,

Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers couldn't swim!

That's Washington, such a shite edition

The fucking British Army didn't even want in

I'm Wallace! I'm flawless!

Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses!

I post my kilt, strap my sword on my hilt, step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill!

You and all of your politicans straight going to hell!

The only Washington I trust was Denzel!

Washington

Is that the best you got for me?!

I'll chop down an MC like a cherry tree!

See, power! That's what the meaning of my flag is!

Your nation's famous for golf and haggis!

I'm fabulous, from my head to my shoebuckle!

Step to me, you'll catch a knee to your mooseknuckle!

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I'm dressed like a pimp, best moves in the ???

McGyver, McLevy, Mc-School ya out!

I'll trap more Scots out than Hadrian's Wall!!

Wallace

I don't give a shite about your fancy clothes!

You ripped all those and enslaved black folks

Grew weed and made hemp grow,

If ya think ya can beat me, ya must be having a smoke!

No joke! Don't tee off with me, laddie!

If you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy!

My style's ice cold, yours is old and shabby

You're the Father of Your Country, but I'm your daddy!