User blog:TKandMit/John F. Kennedy vs Julius Caesar. Epic Rap Battles of Mit.

Ohai, didn't see you guys there. Again, I have arrived to grant you this battle of the world leaders. Obviously, it's the great Caesar up against American president John F Kennedy. :D, hope you guys enjoy! o/ '''The Cast ''' Nice Peter as John F. Kennedy

Zach Sherwin(?) as Julius Caesar

Kimmy Gatewood as  Marilyn Monroe (cameo)

Epic Lloyd as Lyndon B. Johnson (cameo) '''<span style="font-size:15pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Battle  <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">eeeeEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">JOHN! F! KENN-ED-Y! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">VERSUS... '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">JUUUUUULIIIIIUS CAESAAR! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">'<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">BEGIN! '<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Caesar <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">I came <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> to this battle, to sought and fight for victory!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">A pathetic president, how can you be the leader of me?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">I saw <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> you at first glance, and I thought, you want to  face off ?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'm on the battlefields while your  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">mistress<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> is on the John,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I must hand it to you, son, you did at least win an election,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Dictator, maybe, but you definitely were better than Nixon,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Doesn't mean I won't chop off your head; present it to the next president,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">You can't be me, you can't beat me, so stop trying you idiot of a peasant!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I went down fighting, you didn't see it coming, it was so easy stomping you,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">And  I conquered  this battle, here's my verse, '' et tu, Brute? ''

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Kennedy <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">My fellow combatant, ask not what Kennedy can do to you, <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">But for what you can do for Kennedy <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">, so I advise you to be mute.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">My name is Fitzgerald, of the United... States... of America,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">While you're down in Africa, 'bout to contract some malaria,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Seriously, you're trying to mess with me? There haven't been any shots fired,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Except for one, yeah I was killed, but you still ended up the liar,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">An Egyptian datin', dictatin', bitch makin', made mistakes here,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">An asshole with a plan, to only look good in Shakespeare,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Youngest there is, I don't gotta worry, I got back up from Lyndon,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">You've been hated all your life, while I have always been winnin'!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Caesar <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">What was that? '' A stab at me? '' My entire empire is laughing, please us,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">I'll leave ya, dead in a ditch, bleedin', you can't match me, Jesus!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">The time of your death, falls on the Fall of the Julian Calendar,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">I just massacred this battle, blow you up like the Challenger,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">You may have made the space race, but make mistakes, let's face

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">The truth, what do you say, you're lame, we all know I'm next to Alex the Great!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Kennedy

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Alex the Great? Come on, you're more like Alexander the Fake,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">You think you rushin' this battle will let you take the cake? (Pfft)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">The New Frontier, has nothing to fear,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">When you put me against Julie Caesar,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">Trust me, kid, you'll see hell from me, if you mess with me,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">But I'll gladly beat you to the melody of!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">"Don't fuck with Kennedy!"

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">WHO'S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">YOU DECIIIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;">EPIC (TEN HUT!)...RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!