User blog:ShoopDaKev/Donnie Darko Bunny VS Roger Rabbit: Oopic Roop Bootles Oof Hoostory

Hey guys, Shoop here. I am starting a brand new rap battle series. Much like my old Super Mysterious Spoofs, these are supposed to be as awful as possible. Battles like these always crack me up, so here it is, Oopic Roop Bootles Oof Hoostory.

oopic roop bootles oof hoostory!



that darn bunny from donnie darko

versus

roger freaking rabbit!

roger: wut's up fool, you aren't a good man. I will kick you in this sky, turn you into a tin can. man, you have the ugliest face i've seen. call me katy perry, you ain't a teenage dream. im gonna stop rhyming now, it takes up too much time. so screw you mr. pants, you can't get a girl! so go back to grilling!

donnie darko bunny: hey hey hey, why the hate. you can't get a girl, at least I ain't an ugly cartoon! you only have jessica rabbit, she's a hottie. but guess who really likes her body? it's me, me, me, me, me. i ate mickey mouse, and crapped on bugs bunny. guess what? YOUR MAMA'S BUTT!

roger: you ain't seen my mama! my mamas in the home derby recipe! She can't even read! how is that, cat? your mama can't swim, she's like a rip off of my mom, because she can't swim either! I can swim, just not in acid, you ho! I can't even burn without remembering my mom's birthday! fire yo laser all you want, you still can't sing!

donnie darko: hey you dummy, suck my toliet. my plan? judge doom cant foil it! my mommy was a boy, but she's better than a metal toy, YA DINGUS!

easter bunny (suprise)-  YOU CAN'T BEAT MY RAGING CAPS LOCK! GO BACK TO EAT A SOCK! YOUR MOMMA IS A DINGUS, YOUR MAMA IS A DOG! GO BACK IN THE FOG, YOU UGLY DUMB SHOG!

who's the winner?

who do you think should be next?

it's up to you!

post in the comments who you think should win and who should be next, and stay tuned for rap battle number 2!

NOTE: i don't know how to make a poll. so just put your opinions in the comments.