User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/The Doctor's ERB Adventures Episode 3- Enterprise

Its been a long time huh? Here's the first two episodes for those who need to catch up.

Episode 1- http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/The_Doctor%27s_ERB_Adventures-_Episode_1-_Poo,_Black_cats_and_the_Time_Vortex

Episode 2- http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/The_Doctor_searches_for_a_jacket-_Episode_2

Enterprise
TARDIS materializes somewhere.

The Doctor exits

Doctor "Well then, looks like I got out of there. "

Floor shakes

Doctor "Uh oh, that's not good"

Meanwhile, at the Enterprise mainroom, where something has crashed into the ship.

Kirk "Holy shit!" "Who's left from that blast?"

Spock "I am, and so is your Hot Alien"

Kirk "Good, Hot Alien?" "Are you okay?

Gun Fires

Kirk "What the hell?" "You killed my Hot Alien you bastard!"

Santa "Ho Ho Ho Ho!" "Jim, It's time for you to die"

Spock "Oh hell no its not!"

Spock grabs electrical cord which sparks

Back to the Doctor...

Doctor "Oh no, This is not supposed to happen, The U.S.S. Enterprise was supposed to crash tommorow when they feel the Wrath of Khan" "Oh well, Might as well save them."\

Back to Spock holding the cord

Spock electrocutes Santa, who then starts floating in the air, and seemingly looking like he's powering up.

Santa "Ho Ho Ho!" "You can't stop me!"

The Doctor enters the room

Doctor "I'm sorry Santa, I'm so so sorry." "But you're about to be stopped right now."

The Doctor pushes the eject button on where Santa is.

Santa "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Doctor "Well, that"s it." "I hope you guys can handle this, I'm tired, I have had three of these"

Kirk just stares out the windshield which shows Santa floating away.

Kirk "Space, the Final Frontier"

Doctor "Time." "The final frontier is time idiot" "Bye guys"

TARDIS dematerializes

Spock "Captain, It is logical to start cleaning up. "

The two start cleaning up.