User blog:Four4/Graphic Rap Battles of Gaming Ep. 4 - Captain Falcon vs Mach Rider

4th battle ! Captain Falcon, the manliest racer of all manly racers, battles Mach Rider, the futuristic motorcycle racer, to see who is the better ass-kicking Nintendo racer.

Beat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1nyXSCctTU - Captain Falcon starts at 0:05











Captain Falcon:
Well look who finally decided to enter the grand prix

After 30 years of being dead and gone, you want to battle me?

I'm CF, the OG MC, MLG, rapping at the top speed

I'll fly the Blue Falcon while you stick to your rusty steel steed

Watch it, boy! Captain on deck! Go hide in your NES cartridge

When I pack the heat, you'll be feeling Falcon's carnage

You're too easy to mach, Mach Rider, while I'm a GP Legend

We both know you lost this little skirmish as soon as I started up my engine!

Mach Rider:
You can attempt to knock me down with your petty little words

But my flow comes together like my bike after fighting alien herds

You're a glorified He-Man wannabe, I'll ride to victory, no doubt

You've been spending so much time with Lucy and Rob that you forgot what racing's about!

Talk about a failed franchise, you're only relevant because of Smash

You're like my baby grandson, and I'll make sure you place in last

I rate your games a grand total of an F-Zero out of ten, and still

I'll have the time to turn this puny bird into Captain Roadkill!

Captain Falcon:
C. Falcon's gonna chop you down shorter than your Wikipedia info

F-Zero's hero is kicking more ass than my man Miyamoto

Hell, my anime was better than the shit you're telling me

You've got a need for a sequel, but I've got a need for speed!

Mach Rider:
This bird of prey is my prey, this Mario Kart reject is my slave

You're riding the Highway to Hell, I'll meet you in the grave

The Super Smash Sister is gonna feel a lot of pain, because

I protect humanity with my skills, you just don't have the guts

You're popularity hasn't grown, and now I'll steal the show

Ready your engines, Doug, 3...2...1... GO!

Stop talking yourself up, you're worse than Samurai Goroh

I drive faster than my flow, but this punk is too slow!

Captain Falcon:
You hide your face for a reason, you're the worst of the bunch

A rebel like you can't go far, I'll bring the FALCON....PAWNCH!!!

You've got the weight of my disses on you, good luck pulling the long haul

This race is over, Rider, I'll hang you like a trophy on my wall!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! (red light) RAP! (yellow light) BATTLES! (green light) OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Who Won? Captain Falcon Mach Rider