User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Bruce Wayne vs. Tony Stark

The two biggest and most popular comic book playboy superheroes duke it out in rhymes to determine who is superior. Who wins? You decide!

Bruce Wayne:

I’m big boss Bruce, just call me Mr. Wayne

You think you’ll beat me? Dude, you must be insane

Everything about you is a rip-off of me

I’ll crush you like your house that dropped in the sea

I’ve been in the game since 1939

I’m getting all the ladies while your getting drunk off of wine

Speaking of ladies, I just did one who was quite stellar

What was here name again? Oh, I believe it was Pepper

Tony Stark:

Slow down Brucey boy, the name’s Tony Stark

That whole last verse? It had no bark

I’m the bigger comic book playboy here

I give people laughter and you give them fear

I got a suit of iron and your get-up once had nipples

I’ll do what Bane did to you and leave you as a cripple

<p class="MsoNormal">You get all the ladies? Man, you gotta be lyin’

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause we all know what happens between you and Robin

<p class="MsoNormal">Bruce Wayne:

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you serious? You’re really trying to bring me down?

<p class="MsoNormal">Alfred, get me my bat-suit so I can take care of this clown

<p class="MsoNormal">I got two billion dollar films all on my own

<p class="MsoNormal">Stan Lee ripped off so much from me, you might as well be my clone

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the Dark Knight, and you’re called the Armored Avenger

<p class="MsoNormal">But that doesn’t really matter, cause my title is better

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s just no way that you’ll ever top me

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause your Marvel’s bitch, and I’m the champion of DC

<p class="MsoNormal">Tony Stark:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh, I’m sorry, you were talking? I wasn’t listening

<p class="MsoNormal">My popularity’s growing, and yours is lessening

<p class="MsoNormal">That new guy who’ll play you will surely be terrible

<p class="MsoNormal">That evidence is clear, haven’t you watched “Daredevil”?

<p class="MsoNormal">I just bought off Wayne Enterprises, you now work for me

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll be my new errand boy, so go and get me my coffee

<p class="MsoNormal">Try and tear me down? Don’t think that you can

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause you’re the Dork Knight, and I’m Iron Man

Who won? Bruce Wayne Tony Stark