User blog:Duckingcreepers/Richard Dawkins vs. Yahweh - Fanmade Battle

Richard Dawkins played by Zach Sherwin.

Yahweh played by Weird Al.

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'''Richard Dawkins: '''

<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Not sure if this is real

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Or if it’s just a delusion.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">If I’m locked inside a dream

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Or in some state of confusion.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">As a thinking man

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m inclined to guess the latter.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">But for our purposes right now

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I suppose it doesn’t matter.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’ve made my gripes with you

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Quite clear throughout the years.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Your deeds are so vile that

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">They could bring one to tears!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">So I’ll ask you my main question

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">From my ancient book retrieval.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">If you’re all-loving and omnipotent

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Then whence cometh evil?

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Yahweh: '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dost thou try to puzzle me with

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">That silly ancient riddle?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">All you atheists think I simply sit by

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">And my thumbs I twiddle!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I love all my children

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">When you love something, set it free!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Let it make its own decisions

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">And what it does thou shalt see!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Way back in Eden

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">My first creations chose sin.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">So because of that transgression

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">My approval you must win.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m the creator of the cosmos

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Gave man the world as a test.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Pass it and I’ll grant you

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Eternal paradise and rest!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Richard Dawkins: <span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">But the consequence of failure

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Is something you must wish not to tell.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">The all loving father

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Grants an eternity in hell!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You punish endless masses

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">For the sins of the first!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Just one bad apple

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">And infinite are cursed!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Yahweh: <span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Around thy precious world

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Billions of people give me praise!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Hasn’t thou learned yet

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">That I work in mysterious ways?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">In this epic battle

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Many points I have scored!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Eat my omniscient lyrics

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">For I am the LORD!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Richard Dawkins: <span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">It appears omniscient sky daddy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Is simply copping out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">That logic inconsistency

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Is why increasing numbers doubt!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">No one needs you to explain

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">The world around them anymore!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Physics and Biology explain

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Much better than your silly lore!

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Yahweh: '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I created all of science!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I’m the one true God!

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Richard Dawkins: '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Nature created those.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You’re just a mythic fraud.