User blog:Heijmans66/Dr House VS Dr Cox

Its my first battle so sorry if it sucks.

Al Bundy

VS

Hank Hill

Begin!!

Al:

Peg go make some dinner

cause im gonna beat this redneck and be the winner.

Im a former football star

You couldnt even fix your god damn car.

Im the chairman of No Ma'am

While you hang around in a town called Arlen.

You were born in the city of New York

But you didnt know that until you were 34.

You sit around all day drinking beer

While i am out in the mall making a career.

Hank:

A career? You sell fat women shoes

And you suck at that thanks to your short fuse.

Im one of the wisest man on tv

But you only get burned by Marcy.

Married with children are you a pedophile?

And have you ever looked at Peg's hairstyle?

You a football star?

You had 4 touchdowns but that didnt take you far.

Im a top seller or propane

But your wife is holding you on a chain.

AL:

You a wise man? All you say is yuuup

You didnt want to tell your son you love him, whats up?

Hank please take a look at your family

An ugly wife and a son who is a big dilly dally.

Im mighty like Hercules you cant beat me

So give it your best shot for Al fucking Bundy.

Hank:

Your making fun of my wife and son?

But your the man who isnt loved by anyone.

Your daughter is a huge dumb whore

And your son doesnt know how to score.

You tried to mess with the King of the hill

But now that i won, its time to grill.