User blog:DannyPlaysGames/Jim Halpert vs Retsuko - Anime Rap Clashes



Beat: https://picosong.com/wbgS6/

Beat Produced by: Kustom

Written by: Dani Frias

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Lyrics:

Jim:

'''An even more fan-service’d Isabelle? Well that’s a nice try, Michael'''

Looks like this fight will just end up like Retsuko’s day in a life cycle 

Male or female, you can’t spit bars, nor link scars when I hit far

So don't try to escape this with music if you think you'll be your own star

When it comes to battles, pandas like you stay poached in a fight

I know you want two kinds of fire but leave ass-kissings to Dwight

In the game for U.S and U.K, and even after those years stood

You’re just a late Andy with fans that still think cute things would be good

Retsuko:

What does this worse version of F.R.I.E.N.D.S have that I surely can’t replace?

Directed this movie but doesn’t know how to turn on his Quiet Place

You have a child, yet you’re in this losing to your own half-assed rhymes

And judging from that shows that Karen took both your kids and good lines

Jim:

Was that your true verse, or an ad? I couldn’t tell from your animation

Either way that’d just be another of Michael’s failed business creations

Leave you under, with your flip flops, but dancing won’t help you out

As I just beat this furry version of my show in the wrong route

Retsuko:

'''Wasn’t Meredith the one run over? So why in here you’re so below'''

I’d say to staple more lines together but it seems that’s also stuck in Jello

Pretend to be Dwight, pretend to be right, but none of your pranks could help this bout

Now that’s thrice you didn’t hear one when I tried washing you out

Adding Chris Brown to your wedding doesn't mean you'll beat this woman

Or get your co-manager-in-law to spit some bars I know you couldn't

So cut ties here, like your outfit, and with this fraud now in a bunch

Big Tuna’s now been hunted; maybe I'll save that for my next lunch