User blog:Wikidude2000/Finn and Jake VS Lewis and Clark

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Lewis and Clark!

VS

Finn and Jake!

BEGIN!

Finn: 

Finn the human,

Jake:

And Jake the dog,

Finn:

The boldest duo in the Land of Ooo,

Jake:

Only us two could wreck your whole crew,

Finn:

My sword is mighty, but not your expedition,

Jake:

If it wasn't for Chuck Norris your ass wouldn't be living,

you'd be out cold crying and dying on the floor,

our adventures are every word that means radical,

Finn: 

One plus one idiot, mathematical!

And we're not even done yet, so stop your bitching,

After we're finish, you'll all ready be quitting,

Jake:

We stop every villain who tries to commit a crime,

huh, what time is it?

Both:

Adventure Time!

Lewis:

Clark, who are these people,

a bunny looking bitch, who uses words like mathematical which is totally unrich,

and a magical dog who's totally unfit,

why don't you make yourself smaller you stupid bitch,

Clark:

Indeed Lewis, and Chuck Norris wasn't born,

and all his jokes are starting to get boring,

but let's leave him out and get on to you two,

you'd wreck our whole crew, that'd be a fluke,

because all I see is two puss' with no shoes,

Lewis:

That expedition was one hell of a rush,

but not fit for a boom boom baby who forgot to flush,

you and your dog are stupid, you got robbeb by a magicain,

but if that was me and Clark, we would've been killing,

Clark:

What is this feeling,

Both:

It's the Lewis and Clark, expedition!

Finn:

Your adventure was puny,

it was funny, and crummy,

you traveled across the country,

We traveled across the world,

We did it so fast it lost mass and did a swirl,

that's a big job,

especially for two girls,

Jake:

You thought you came back,

think again you dweebs,    

and we don't wear shoes because we're not afraid to cut our feet,

not afraid of heights fights, and especially not you,

because being feared by you two nerds,

is totally cruel,

Lewis:

Not afraid, you ran from a vampire,

if you would've screamed any louder,

your insides would've collased,

soon to do your empire,

Clark:

You argued over a movie which was all-around lame,

if you wanted to know which part you should've ask us two,

Lewis and Cark, the duo crew,

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Finn and Jake Lewis and Clark Tie