User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF Number Something: Robin Hood vs Zorro

One of my original ideas. Here goes!

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Robin Hood

Nice Peter as Zorro

The Battle
EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

ZORRO!

VS!

ROBIN HOOD!

BEGIN!

Zorro:
Allow me to make my mark, with a quick slash of my sword

Then bring you in to the sherriff and collect my reward

You won't get Much mercy here, I bet you won't even put up a fight

I mean, you prance around in the woods with a bunch of Men in Tights

You fight so bad it's like you drank a gallon of ale

So go back to Sherwood Forest and make out with Alan-a-Dale

I'm so powerful and manly, I literally ride a Tornado

But you, you're no more harmful than a cherry tomato

Robin Hood:
Stand still, Diego, I've got an arrow to shoot

I'm about to give this Don Quixote wannabe the boot

I'll give you this, I'll never judge a man by his beliefs

But bitch, I'm Robin Hood. I'm the real Prince of Thieves

It isn't Halloween, Zorro, take off the mask and cape

But still stay silent, like your movie, maybe then I can escape

I rob from the rich and give to the poor, what the hell do you do?

I'd take your life right now, but I'm really Nottin the mood

Zorro:
I'll put an arrow through your dick, like that contest, right on target

Then push Little John off a bridge and stab my rapier through Will Scarlett

Te dejaré lorrar, voy a golpear tan fuerte

Vuelvo y te destruyo, incluso en la murte

When it comes to clever lyrics, mine are fifty times as good

Go back to Batman, Robin, I'm the one that's in the 'hood

Robin Hood:
You've got the wrong man, Vega, and I really hate to warn ya

But stop with your fancy Spanish, man you live in California

I wish I was Bernardo, so I couldn't hear your raps

You're so boring, you can make Sir Guy of Gisbourne collapse

This fight's already over, though the battle's just begun

But I'll end this like D'artagnan: None for you and all for one!

WHO'S ON FIRST?

WHAT'S ON SECOND?

I DON'T KNOW'S ON THIRD!

EEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTO-BTTF!

Poll
Who won? Robin Hood Zorro