Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

Epic Rap Battles of History #10 is the tenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features American politician and inventor, Benjamin Franklin, battling against the TV pitchman, Billy Mays. After Billy Mays died, Vince Offer took over the battle. It was released on June 23, 2011.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Ben Franklin

Colin J. Sweeney as Billy Mays

Nice Peter as Vince Offer

Pat McIntyre as George Washington

Lyrics
Ben Franklin:

I’m big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty.

Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly,

You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack. You're out of practice.

My victory's more certain than death or taxes.

Fact is, you're a hack, wack QVC joke.

You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my windows.

I’ll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in.

Call me Arthur Miller son, cause it's death of a salesman!

Billy Mays:

Hi, Billy Mays here with this special TV offer!

Watch me crush this bald, fat, foppish founding father.

I'll take my awesome auger and sow your Quaker oats.

I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats.

I'm lord of the pitch and leader in home sales.

You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.

Benny's got kite 'n key, but you're in for a shock,

When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Benjamin Franklin:

Stop! I protest these intolerable raps.

It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!

Cause I'm mint, I'm money! I'm an educated gentleman.

So join or die, Bill, cause it's all about the Benjamin.

Billy Mays:

But wait, there's more...!

[Billy Mays dies from a heart attack and dies.]

(Mays' gravestone reads: "RIP BILLY MAYS: 1958 – 2009 'Lord of the Pitch'")

Announcer:

Is there anyone out there who can finish this battle? Anyone? Anyone...

Vince Offer:

I can.

You following me camera guy? Cause it's about to get furious.

You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious.

Your boy George chopped down trees. You couldn't break a piece of balsa.

Slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa!

Your style's so broke, they call you "Poor Richard".

It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper!

Vince against a founding father's just too bad.

Cause after this America's gonna lose a Dad!

Trivia

 * This is the first episode with a double digit.
 * This is the first episode where a participant dies.
 * Suggested by: kyoko703, MarioLuigi43, tinynoah21, and MeatwadTheGreat

Poll
Who won? Ben Franklin Billy Mays and Vince Offer