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Here's a battle I just finished working on. I will put it in a blog when I get the chance.

Announcer
Epi kwap battleza hister...

Lewis and Cla...

Vs

Frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaakk and Max!!!

Begin!

Lewis
Ah, if it isn't freaky Freak and Mr. Kane.

Clark
Yo! Max you're a kid who's got no brain!

Lewis
Hanging out with a midget, kid!

We're gonna smoke you Mr. Kane just fear it, kid!

Then Freak will die and you will cry...

Clark
...and we will win this battle! (Oh!)

(Enter Sacagawea, Seaman, and travellers).

How you gonna face all of us! (Oh!)

Everyone on Lewis and Clark's side
We travelled the land!

We discovered the grand!

All across the Mississippi river!

Come on, try to beat us, we're sure that you will wither! (Away!)

Freak
What did you just say about me, C-R-E-T-I-N!

Don't call me an midget you ignorant men!

Besides, there are already Natives living in the land that you discovered!

So you never discovered anything cause it's already covered!

Also, I rhyme so sweet it's like I'm a bionic boy!

Stomping on all of these little toys!

Max
Come on! You can't defeat us we go on adventures!

Saving us and our friends from monsters and tortures!

Freak
Besides I'm like Stephen Hawking and he's my best friend! (...and a wheelchair...)

You can't beat us or put me to an end!

Lewis and Clark
We can...

We just did...

Gwen
Kevin!

(Freak runs into a room with Gwen and Grim).

It's your birthday and I got a computer for you!

Freak
Thanks mom!

Max
What's happening?!!

(Freak shows Grim how to play 3D chess and gets a seizure).

Freak!

Grim
Someone call the hospital!

(Lights go off and back on in a hospital with Freak dead).

The Doctor
I'm sorry Max, but I'm afraid that Freak is dead.

Max
Nooooooooooooo!

Sacagawea
Motherfucking cunt!

Stephen Hawking doesn't die you grunt!

Lewis and Clark
Grow up kicker and find a new friend!

Because if you don't we'll put you to an end!

Sacagawea
We'll beat you with our raps!

Everyone on Lewis and Clark's side
We'll torture you with raps!

Sacagawea
...and you will die young and dense.

Your cause of death? Rapped against!

Max
Rapping doesn't kill you stupid heroine gangster!

Why do you guys always have to be so much like monsters!

Give up, I grew up, I'm no longer kicker!

I wrote a book, you stupid gangsters!

And I bet that even a Worm can beat you up! (Worm cameo)

Yo, I beat Tony D and now I'm to turn you into stuff!

You guys are explorers? More like Internet Explorer!

Always slow, not advanced, and full of freaking horror!

If you want to defeat me then you got no luck!

Because I am King Arthur and you're full of fuck!

Clark
Yeah so what?

You got no wife and you are fat.

I got a wife, yo

you don't deserve no life, yo.

Lewis
You did nothing for America!

While we discovered land from the middle to the west, ah,

Clark, remind me why this guy's even famous.

Clark
A popular novel.

Lewis
Ha! Holy shit Max, you aren't even real!

So you've already lost because our fanfiction kills!

Sacagawea
You're a bitch in a novel,

like a witch in real life

so I'm not going to be you're wife,

yo, you can't even get no life!

Max
Really?! Then why are you guys rapping against me? (Gainst me...)

It's like talking to yourself you see? (See?)

I made a new friend, the most badass cameo.

His name is Kurt what ya gonna do 'bout him, oh!

Kurt
I am Kurt, you are not Kurt.

Max can make friends, you see? I'm Kurt.

He's just a regular kid, you see? I'm Kurt.

I am Kurt not Atul.

While you are just a tool!

I defeated Chuck Norris...

I even beat Bruce Lee...

and the guy who beat him, see?

Kurt is me, my full name is the most awesome!

Lewis and Clark sucks.

But Lewis and Clark and Kurt rocks!

Its all about the Kurt, Kurt wins...

Clark
Yo, Kurt we don't give a fuck!

Lewis
No shit, but you suck!

Announcer
Who won?!

Who's next?!

You decide!

Ep--IC! ... Rap! ... Battles of... HISTORY?!!

Poll
Who Won? Lewis and Clark Freak and Max Kurt

ERB Comics Outlines
I will be starting a series called ERB Comics and here is where I'll make outlines for them.

Note: Each episode will be separate from each other.

List of Episodes
1. Let's go kill Blackbeard!

2. Dark Vador and other French people.

3. Lennon and Lenin learn how to drive.

4. Sagan stay back!

5. Lance Armstrong goes to the moon.

6. Kanye West goes west.

7. Adam, Eve, Steve Jobs, and Luigi.

8. Beethoven and Mozart, shorter than Napoleon.

8. Let's talk about doctors.

9. Kings and Michael J's.

10. Peter and Capone.

11. Goku's Chrismas.

12. Newton's Pea Brain.

13. Lets keep it peaceful, homeboy, Moses!

14. TBA