Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley battled against Michael Jackson in Epic Rap Battles of History 19.

He was played by Lloyd Ahlquist.

Information on the Rapper
Elvis Presley (January 8,1935 - August 16, 1977) was a one of the most popular American singers of the 20th century. He was a cultural icon noted for his unique hairdo and dancing style. He is widely known by the singer name Elvis. He is often refered to as "King of Rock and Roll" or simply "the King".

Lyrics
Young Elvis Presley:

Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap,

You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have,

I got one for your monkey and two for your clothes

Three for your family and four for your nose,

You better surrender talkin' bout them ABC's,

Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees,

This is the big time, Jacko,

No, dress rehearsal,

I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial,

I can tell you're angry, but I can't comprehend it,

I stole from black culture why are you offended?

Your Daddy beat gold records out of you, like alchemy,

Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!

Old Elvis Presley:

You're a creeper dude,

You like to grab your own wanger,

I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her,

You think you're tough?

Man, you look like Tootie,

I was badder then you in my Blue Hawaii movie,

You lost your damn mind,

That's why they cast you in The Wiz,

You're like a sad white woman,

Who never got to be a kid,

I'm out,

Before you try to hold me and free your willy,

Later weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building!