User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of History Upgraded! Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this Creepypasta exstravaganza battle! In this edition, faceless "king of scares" and veteran rapper Slender Man battles creepy knife-weilding creepypasta monster, Jeff the Killer! Prepare to be scared!

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Lloyd Ahlquist as Jeff the Killer and Mr. Creepypasta (voice)

Peter Shukoff as Slender Man (voice)

Dante Cimadamore as Slender Man and Mr. Creepypasta

Pat McIntyre as Squidward Tentacles (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Slender Man!

VS!

Jeff the Killer!

BEGIN!

Slender-

Greetings, Jeff, and welcome to my house

I'll gut you harder than I gutted Mickey Mouse

I'm the demon wonder, in the woods, making people shit brix

I would kick your ass but it's full with all your friends dicks!

Jeff, you will always be in my shadow, always getting the silver, unlucky!

But how did you even get that far? I read your story, and it was sucky!

I wear a smart suit, you dress like a gangster in London, you slag!

I think I can positivley tell you that I have this battle in the bag!

Jeff-

Mickey's beating you, dumbass, check up on your facts

Scariness, intelligence and a face are all things Slendy lacks!

I'll rip you to pieces, and the winner of this battle will be me

I think people would rather be killed by fucking Smile.jpg!

You are a paedo, you fuck kids, so your neck I shall sever

And then the world will finally be free of Slender Man forever

You're game was boring, how dare you make it, you blank creep

So go now, Slender, climb into a schoolgirls bed and...GO TO SLEEP!

Slender-

Jeff, you are worthless, kill yourself like Squid from Red Mist

Who, by the way, is a better Creepypasta, so don't get pissed

to be finished