User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Lopunny vs Jessica Rabbit

For one night only, you get a double helping of playboy bunnies!

and some not very playboy bunnies.

In one corner, weight something something cartoon-y tons, it's Jessica Rabbit (Rabbit is a surname)! and in the other corner, weighting in some random number, it's Lopunny! No mega evolution required. At all. Lel.

Anyway, this is going to be a battle for the men!

and I mean that figuratively, I'm not sexist.

Let's go!

Locations
Lopunny: Middle of a forest.

Jessica Rabbit: Stage

???: Easter Hole

???: A tunnel.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VERSUS HISTORY



VERSUS



BEGIN!

The Battle
Lopunny:

I got a 50% chance to be male, but always seen as a chick

Who framed Roger Rabbit? I’ll solve that mystery with a Jump Kick

You’re seductive, destructive, while I fight for Justice

Returning my affections while Eddie gets disgusted

You’re made of Ink and Paint, day after day, growing feint

You hit Roger with a pan? I’d say that was Fate

I’ll call the Toon Patrol, and have you face your Judge Doom

I’d make another joke, but it would be #ToonSoon.

Jessica Rabbit:

Watch yourself, Jessica is Arriving in Style

I’m having Tummy Trouble, but I still win by a mile

You’re a useless normal type until you Mega Evolve

Your disses don’t hurt me, they’re like Noodles: Roamin’ off.

I’ll tell my honey bunny how you disrespected his love

I’ll drain punch you, and save my own L.A. Club

Every man gets distracted every time my hips sway

You know I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.



Alright, The man in the moon told me there was a problem here

Two girl rabbits rapping it out? This isn’t news to my ears

Here’s the pitch, I’m getting Sand in my eyes

I got the most Team Charm, call me an Explorer of the Sky.

Anyway, Look here, Lopunny, you’re rhymes aren’t funny

There as bad as bribing Wigglytuff with an Apple instead of money

You can’t high jump kick, you don’t have the defense

In fact, I think Jessica’s Gun is more intense

Speaking of Jessica Rabbit, what are you even doing?

You’re not a Rabbit, and all I hear is the crap you’re spewing!

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I’d take a gander and say you

I’m way more of a Rabbit…

Jack Frost:

Says the Easter Kangaroo.



Alright nerds, I’m here to pick up this match

I’m a ground-type tank, here to withstand your attacks

This is the Summer of Discovery! It’s not even close to Easter

This Kangaroo can’t rhyme even if he was a REAL mythical creature!

Lopunny, Baby, you’re still wasting your time

You’re immune to ghost, but not immune to stupid rhymes?

You’re a failure to your team, Special Episode my ass

You couldn’t win a trainer battle even if you were fighting in grass!

Jessica, I could mess with ya, my ears lift boulders

Bulldoze ya so hard, it’ll end your singing career!

You’re all terrible, unbearable, and frankly, a disgrace

I’m done with this battle, I hope you all get replaced.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE?

EPIC

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RAP

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BATTLES

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POKEMON VS HISTORY

poll
Who Won? Lopunny Jessica Rabbit E. Aster Bunnymund Diggersby