User:Meatholl

Sup, I'm Meatholl. I try to make raps, but usually fail at it. Talk to me, I'm lonely. Be my friend, or Meatholl sad

Twitter : https://twitter.com/Meatholl

Theme song : this awesomeness

Music I mostly listen too : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K1A2Xnanqz8#! CLICK DIS SHIT]

My logo : This

WARNING : I'M HIGHLY SARCASTIC AND FUNNY, SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT MOST TIMES

/Meatholls seal of approval\ <-- It's a high honour if you have this.

'Sex is good. Sex is fine. Doggy style and 69. Just for fun. Or getting paid. Everyone likes getting laid.' "If you're not a Meatholl fan then you can't call yourself a person, you're simply a factoid in the abyss."

- Selfquote Meatholl facts
 * I am the only one who has more swag than Chuck Norris


 * I made Slenderman and Jeff piss their pants just by looking at them
 * This wiki has x9000 more swag now I'm on it.
 * I like Porn
 * Meatholl is always superior to you, unless you're a girl on period, then AAHHH

About Meatholl
I'm a guy who sits on the computer like 24/7. 15 years old, weird, Dutch, and I fap a lot. And I'm single so girls.... how you doing? ;)

Raps

 * Slenderman VS Jeff the Killer
 * Indiana Jones VS Han Solo
 * Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto
 * Superman VS Son Goku
 * Ronald McDonald VS The Joker
 * Eric Cartman VS Jimmy Hopkins
 * Barbie VS Action Man
 * Zeus VS Electro
 * God VS The Devil

Rap battles I want to see

 * Superman VS Goku
 * Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
 * Mao Zedong VS Psy
 * Marco Polo VS Tintin
 * Dr. House VS Dr. Phil
 * Gordon Ramsey VS Simon Cowell

Things I like

 * Me
 * Myself
 * I
 * Screw Attack's Death Battle
 * EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY
 * This Wiki
 * Happy Tree Friends
 * GTA Games
 * Pokémon Games
 * Games in general
 * Porn
 * Rap
 * Movies, Mostly Comedy, Action or Nude Stuff
 * Music, like everything, from AC/DC to 1 Direction
 * Girls
 * Boobs
 * Weapons
 * South Park
 * Twitter
 * Youtube/Youporn

Things I dislike

 * Haters
 * Zelda Games
 * Final Fantasy Games
 * You
 * Dumb comments
 * Trolls ( THAT'S MY JOB! THEY TOOOK OURRR JOBBSSSS)
 * Annoying Kids
 * Kids
 * Life
 * Religion
 * My Little Pony ( <3 )
 * Crying
 * Non Sexual People
 * Not Funny People