User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Lak's Video GameRap Battles! Red VS Blue



Hey ya'll, I'm back with another Lak's Video Game Rap Battles. We have Red from Pokemon VS Blue form Pokemon fighting to see who is hte better Pokemon Master. Itunes Cover made by Noah, thank you, Noah.

The Battle:
LAK'S VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES

RED

VS

BLUE

BEGIN!

Blue:

Well look who it is! I’m the champion now, don’t even try,

You must be smokin’ Bulbasaur if you think you’re gonna strive,

Burn you like a Charizard, beat your ass Black and Blue,

My gramps is a professor, your daddy went and ran off without you!

Go back to your house and twiddling the joystick on your NES,

It takes just one ‘mon to show the world that I’m the best,

Giga Impacts on you, you won’t have a chance to recover,

Red has blacked out, I’m sending him running back to his mother!

He’s getting smothered, no rest from my battle raps, just watch,

Your counterpart is a retard, mine has cheerleaders on his crotch,

It’s a filler, I’m a killer, call this a movie thriller,

Beat you worse than your gigantic loss on top of Mt. Silver!

Red:

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">My counterpart is a retard? Just please think over your facts,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Even he can defeat you in just six different attacks,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Burn me like a Charizard? I’ll douse your flame (like a Squirtle),

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Quit boasting about your championship, your five minutes of fame is in peril,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Your raps made me Snore so Munch on these rhymes,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">I’m rocking the Elite Four, you beating them must’ve taken multiple times,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">There’s no way you can hurt me, my legacy will just live on,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">I’m practically the whole face of this series (POKEMON!)

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">You’re just the annoying rival who only cares about winning,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Everyone knew you would fail just from the beginning,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">You’re like a Magikarp, you’ll be wiped out by my Pikachu,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Like your style, you stink! So smell ya later, Blue!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#0000B8;">Blue:

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#0000B8;">Nice job stealing my phrase, you messed up your own flow,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#0000B8;">Expecting to be beat me with those shit raps? You’re Slow, Bro,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#0000B8;">Go crazy like a Primeape, eat you like Gyarados,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#0000B8;">Not accepting that you’ll lose is just even more morose!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">Red:

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">You barely put any Heart or Soul in that verse, it was whack,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">All you say is “smell ya later” you can’t talk smack!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">You fail miserably in everything you do! Hear that laughter?

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#8B0000;">I’ll chop you down like the tree you were fucking named after!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Leaf:

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">That’s enough, like my name, you’re gonna be the ones to fall,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">You motherfuckers are incompetent, I’m the one who’s gonna catch em’ all,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Not some wanna be black guy (Hey!) or a “strong” silent type (Hey!),

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">The first MC girl from pokemon’s gonna be the one to bring the hype!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Let’s start with Red here, the guy who thinks he’ll live on in legacy,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Newsflash, asshole, that’s what you think, your heresy,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">You got a Blastoise, a Charizard, a Venusaur, and even a Pikachu,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">But none of them can ever match up to defeat my crew!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">And you, you’re looking Blue, what’s wrong, don’t want your ass beat,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Just face it! Even Red of all people can make you drown in defeat,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Bury you and your pokemon in a Tower! Why do you look so down?

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">Is it because you always end up with a messed up name? (Ass Clown!)

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">I’m glowing Green with luck, shining brighter than a Pearl,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#008000;">You two dumb mother fuckers are Red and Blue: caused by a girl!

Who own? Blue Red Leaf