User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.23: Charles Dickens vs William Shakespeare

Oh here we go.

Another battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

VS

CHARLES DICKEEEEEEEENS

BEGIN!

William Shakespeare

400 years after my death, I return from the grave.

To shakespeare this writer to stop writing plays.

It's me, William Shakespeare, here to cook up a storm.

I'm the real OG, created this type of art form.

I give it to you, as you like it.

Go sit down at your desk, writing on little miss Dorrit.

It's time for a winter tale, better call up scrooge.

Every single one of your novels make me wanna snooze.

Charles Dickens

Um excuse me, I put you in an Oliver Twist.

Anna Hathaway told me, she never wanted a kiss,

From you, you ugly mother fucker shit face queer.

Writing crap from Macbeth, Hamlet and even King Lear.

I'm the one writing amazing stories about myself.

The name is David Copperfield, how about you read it for yourself.

Writing more and more sequels about every king henry there ever been.

I kill off all your characters, one by one in each and every scene.

William Shakespeare

Hold on a second, how many characters have you killed.

I have done what I've wanted to do, my life is fulfilled.

Let me tell you something. Your just a racist wannabe.

Be the greatest writer ever, To be or not to be?

Charles Dickens

Let's be quiet now, I'm the captain of the high seas.

I burn down your globe theatre, I do it in an ease.

I'm no magician, but I put you under my magic spell.

That's all from Dickens, as it all well it end well.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

