User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.65: Donald Trump vs Lex Luthor

Look out there is another amazing battle coming through.

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DONALD TRUMP

VS

LEX LUTHOR

BEGIN!

Donald Trump

It's the 45th president of the United States, here to dictate,

This bald supervillain, before I become fucking irate.

For my first executive order, I will ban you from rapping.

But I find that a little unfair, 'cause I've to get back to napping,

In the oval office, due the FBI banning me from Trump tower.

When you pretended to be president, it only lasted an hour.

I'll call up my homie Pence, I'm sure he will kick your ass.

But make sure your verse is spicy because it will be your last.

Lex Luthor

Let me swivel on my chair as I've been expecting you, Superman.

Oh! Who are you? I'm Lex Luthor and I'm the bad man.

I only have 52 seconds to pull off my marvellous plan.

Your wig is fake Don, go home and put on more fake tan.

I will be serving up some justice, so stay out of my league.

Bet you're tired of winning, I can tell by the amount of fatigue.

You have collided with Russia more times than I have with kryptonite.

You're deporting all the immigrants, so you can make jobs for the whites.

Donald Trump

Fake news! Was your entire last verse was written by CNN?

Too bad, I have a family who loves me and are all businessmen.

Follow me on Twitter, so you can get some Trumpy wisdom.

But you're as crooked as Hillary and you both belong in prison.

Lex Luthor

Let me step up this battle, as I get into my mechanical suit.

So listen to my demands Donald, before I start to shoot,

And kill you off Donald and this time I'm being 100% honest.

But today will be your doomsday and you will be impeached from office.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

