User blog:Mystical Trixter/Jack the Ripper vs. Jack8073. Trixter's Semi Surfaced Rap Battles

Holy hell Trixter made a battle. Only took like 7 or so months. But now it's here! A battle nobody asked to in the style of Dwas' old series! Infamous serial killer Jack the Ripper goes head to head with User:CaveJohnson333 in a battle to determine which sexually driven "Jack" will reign supreme.

Intro thingy
Trixter's Semi Surfaced Rap Battles!



Versus



Begin!

Jack the Ripper
Seems Austin is crossing the wrong stalking slaughterhouse straight from London,

Haunting all with my offings, in a coffin are the dozen denizens I've done in.

If this chap travels to Whitechapel to battle, that'll be prove to be no hassle,

While he babbles about fiction lasses, I'll gut his fat ass like he was a cattle.

So obsessed with the booty he was thinking "I'll have mine handed to me!"

Raps dull as a stone, mine are hard, shining and beloved like a Rwby!

This kid's been blocked and banned countless times, I've still never been caught!

Just like with your ban your chances of ending me are Jack Squat!

Jack8073
Wow, what a fagbag, if you're a ripper, then you can call me Jack the Rekker, (yang)

You think you're gonna win? That was even worse than your bout with Lecter!

I'm an asshole, I'll admit. Against you, I'll go more Jackass than my home,

Your rapping's less Eddow-cated then you, meanwhile I'm in the Zone!

You seem lonely, homie, because, see, while I can be attracted to ponies,

I'm not a lowly phony all pissed because a hoe wouldn't blow me!

Despite how you are said to dress, I can't say that your style is dapper,

And I might not study ripperology, but I suspect that you're in fact a shit rapper!

Jack the Ripper
So that's Cave's Rap Battling? It goes with his tourneys, it's yet another fail!

Only got recognized from the last one because of beating the horse of Undertale!

You're lusting after Sunset, I'm snatching up my victims beneath the moon,

See, least I put my Johnson in some Caves, you're 24/7 Jacking it to toons!

Jack8073
Funny joke! How original, just like talking to Gir about the Little Dipper!

I prefer sex to killing, so maybe you shoulda sent in Jack the Stripper.

I'm not scared of you, I've seen more messed up shit in my hentai games,

We both may do things for attention, but at least people cared enough to know my name.

Outro
Who Won?

Who's Next?

Probably nobody!

Trixter's Semi Surfaced Rap Battles!

Who won?

Jack the Ripper

Jack8073