User blog:DemonicBeast/Kingler vs Crawdaunt. Pokemon Rap Battles 2.

In this crustacean face-off, the crusty Pincer Pokemon Kingler faces off against the boiling tempered Rogue Pokemon Crawdaunt.

Announcer:
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!

KINGLER!

VS!

CRAWDAUNT!

BEGIN!

Kingler:
When it comes to rap battles, you're the one who'll Waterfall!

I'm the OG! You weren't in Generation 1 at all!

My raps are tight like a Vice Grip! I Stomp punks who step to me!

I bet my low Special Attack will still KO you with a Bubble Beam!

You can't penetrate my Shell Armor, don't bother using Night Slash!

I'll crush your pathetic exoskeleton with a weak Rock Smash!

My Sheer Force will Knock you Off the battlefield,

So you better pull out your strongest Protect shield!

Crawdaunt:
Oh shut up! Your rhymes are Swift, but mine are sharp as a Guillotine!

I'm mean! Your Bubble Beam won't do anything to this machine

of a Pokemon, so don't make a scene! You're pathetic and skimpy!

X-Scissor to the face, and we'll see who's the one that's wimpy!

Imma spit an Icy Wind, since I'm super cool!

Your Metal Claw is practically for use as a tool, you fool!

Put up some Iron Defense, cause I'm delivering Physical verbal pain!

Don't bother firing Mud Shots at the lobster who'll Brick Break your brain!

Kingler:
Were those raps, or a Flail of your lips?

Oh, never mind, maybe it was just Tauros shit!

You think you can mess with Pokedex Number 99?

I'll leave you for dead in a pool of bubbling Brine!

Crawdaunt:
Brine me to death? Now that makes me really pissed!

You're too Krabby, so every Crabhammer you threw was a miss!

Razor shell you to bits! Your rapping's really the pits!

You got served, with a side of butter sauce, bitch!

Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

POKEMON!

(the logo is hit with a Crabhammer)

OW!

RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who Won?

Kingler

Crawdaunt

Hint for Next Battle
A new gimmick I'm throwing in! Guess what's next!