User blog:Mystical Trixter/Smash Bros 4 Tourney: Fox McCloud vs Lucario

Yup, we did this, and sorry that I don't have the stuff for my usual battles, I figured Whale wanted it done quickly, so ye. Here we go, I guess :p

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIRE- I MEAN SMASH BROTHERS

LUCARIO

VERSUS

FOX MCCLOUD!

BEGIN!

Fox
A wild Lucario appeared! Time to bust out super-effective rhymes and bring the pain,

I think you're gonna need to train more if you wanna stop me from splattering your brain!

Me beating you is no mystery, don't need to be clever like a Fox to solve

That you can't touch me, even if you try to roid up and Mega Evolve!

Rhymes harder than Steel when you're Fighting me, you're so weak it's like I used Leer

I'm out of your league, boy, since 64 days I have been at the highest ends of the tiers!

So, you still think you can handle me? Oh, don't make me laugh!

I got Krystal all over me while you keep handling Sir Aaron's Staff!

Lucario
I can see right through this primal fucking beast

You don't wanna fight me when my aura's unleashed

So head back to FurCon, or face the power within

I don't need tanks or spaceships for me to win

You're a short-tempered, greedy, and narcisstic prick

You need guns to win a fight? I wreck shit with my fists

You're as useless as Slippy and you're Lombardi's bitch

Let me be Krystal clear, she ain't getting your dick

Fox
Aura you kidding me? I've heard Oikonny come up with scarier threats than that!

You tried to become Pokemon's mascot but you're still overshadowed by an electric rat,

Use my cybernetics to Mega Kick you right in your little Aura Spheres,

When I floor you and you listen to my teams cheers you'll be crying more than Fake Tears!

You're lucky Sandbag is in Smash, or I'd take a Home Run Bat and smack YOU outta the park,

No one would blame me either, because here they'd even rather see me fight a Zoroark!

Consider yourself lucky I can't Mega Evolve, it'd be like you were once again a Riolu.

Mission complete, team, I successfully took down this blue-balled ripoff of Mewtwo!

Lucario
This Cloud here's about to face the wrath of aura storm.

You're the first thing that comes up when you google "furry porn"

And using a shield to fight? Now that's pretty lame

You're only damn high-tier cause you're easy as your game

And your biggest threat? A fucking square-shooting face.

While you lose to me, your dad barrel-rolls in his grave

And I'll ExtremeSpeed this battle and end it real quick

Just like your old man, you got your foxy ass kicked.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE... BECAUSE IT'S A TOURNEY... YEAH...

EPIC *Blaster and Aura Sphere sounds* RAP BATTLES OF SMASH BROTHERS

Who won

Lucario

Fox