User blog:ThyNotShallRap/The Outsiders vs. West Side Story

Outsiders list:
Dallas

Ponyboy

Johnny

Jets list:
Riff

Tony

Baby-John

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAILERY

The Outsiders (Greasers) vs. West Side Story (Jets)

Begin!

Dallas:
I'll be the first to step up here, send ya disses, deadly blows

'Cause this Riff's special ego is even bigger than his nose.

All your movie's actors have careers that are thrown in to the trash

So take your racism, and shove it up your ugly a-

Riff:
Woah, woah buddy, now don't tread on an Italian

I'd like to be the righteous one, the mighty Black Stallion

So take your crappy Mustangs and dirty leather jacket,

You don't even look intimidating, you're just a tall Buddy Hackett!

Ponyboy:
When I stepped into the sunlight, I grabbed the world by the tail

While you try to beat up PRs but you always seem to fail

We like to rumble with our fists, you ain't real fighters

You better step back 'fore I drop you like a lighter.

Tony:
Watch out Curtis, 'cause Something's Coming your way

We'll take a little Cruise and then we'll set a team fray

You better watch this line, better not cross it

This battle, well... you've already lost it.

Johnny:
These Jocks aren't really men of wise words,

You've never watched the sunset or, listened to birds

Everyone has a bright side except for you

I bet sometimes you wish it wasn't true.

I have one last thing to say, which I've been told

Never let the bad get you but, (All Greasers: Stay gold!)

Baby-John:
I.. uh...

Riff:
Baby-John, for god's sa-!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAILERY

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