User blog:PixelNova/Epic Rap Battles Of Basically Everything - Chuck E Cheese VS Showbiz

Okay, so the battle WAS supposed to come out on the 30th, but my friend sent me the script for the battle that he wrote, and I have to say it is basically just a remastered version of it. Anyways, the battle was written entirely by BurnDemiGaming, nobody told him to do it, he just did. I had the first 3 verses written, and half of the 4th, and then out of nowhere I get a message on Discord saying to check my Google Drive. Low and Behold this was what he sent me. Of course, this entire battle wasn't written by him, I'm throwing in some of my lyrics. So, this battle has two of the most famous animatronic pizza chains, maybe the only animatronic pizza chains, facing off against each other in a rap battle that nobody asked for at all. Except that one person who voted for it on the previous battles poll. So, let's get right into the battle! Also, it wouldn't let me upload the you decide card so that's why that isn't there.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BASICALLY EVERYTHING



VS



BEGIN

Chuck E:

It's showtime! Eating your fame away like some pizza

You were only known in the 90's it's clear that I'll beat ya

This Freddy looking fuckboy is going down just like his company

Like Rolfe and Earl, I'm playing you like puppetry

Mr. Munch on these disses that the big cheese is spitting

I spit verbal fire, like a moose's face you'll be melting

Call you santa, I'll knock you to the north pole

back out from this fight or else I'm gonna whack this mole

Billy Bob:

Children have loved us for years, they're practilly getting rid of you

Now watch, with these baseball bat rhymes, I'm hitting you

Think you can beat me? You're loonier than looney bird

By the end of this verse, Chuck E is gonna hurt

I'm the better rapper, you're out of luck Chuck E

And just like your band, your win is Make Believe

You're outdated, nobody cares, so I gotta say

The only Chuck E people care about now is from Child's Play



90's Chuck E:

You're so broke that you sold your entire company to us

Now if anything, that's what I call giving up

I'll tear you apart, call it Concept Unification

Your only spotted in two states, I got the love of a whole nation

For "Creative Engineering" you lack the creative part

A thousand dollars for a tour, that ain't very smart

I've been running this game since 1977

Like my pizza, I'm cooking you in a verbal oven

Billy Bob:

We were around earlier than you, remember the Wolf Pack 5

What's with your accent, your english is more broken than Bear-A-Dice

Lose some weight Chuck, you are looking pretty fat

I'll force this rat into retirement, call him Crusty the Cat

I've got more realistic movements, don't try to talk shit

Saying I'm not smart, that just makes you a hypocrite

You can't escape the rhymes that Showbiz is dispensing

Atleast we didn't have murder spress inside our buildings