User blog:TKandMit/Django vs Jesse James. Epic Rap Battles of Mitstory

Today, two American outlaws have a rap off. Fictional Tarantino character, 'Django' from Django Unchained goes toe to toe with Civil War-era Jesse James.

Cast
Nice Peter as Jesse James

Alphacat as Django

Epic Lloyd as Frank James (cameo) and Dr. Schultz (cameo)

The Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MITSTORY!

DAJANGO! ("The D's silent, boy.")

Err...Django!

...versus!

JESSEEEEE JAAAMES!

Begin!

James

Do me a favor, boy, look down the barrel of the revolver; you squintin'?

Go pow, show you how, you're the worst thing made by Quentin,

I'll take you n' Schultz and beat ya to a Pulp, that ain't Fiction.

The Candyman couldn't take ya, but I can, I'd leave ya wishin',

For hope, then cut off your dick, call up my gang to finish it,

Ya left a legend as ya killed Stephen, and I'm gettin' rid of it,

Get ya all blood-red, I'mma leave ya dead in the grass,

How'd ya feel about that? Knowin' a white boy just kicked this slave's ass?

Django

^Spits* "Jesse Woodson James, wanted in seventeen different counties,

Wanted dead or alive." Huh, guess who's gonna claim this bounty?

Strapped with a derringer, to beat this classic Dillinger,

On this mic, the D's silent, for this illnigger.

Your brother and your neighbors make up your gang of hicks.

Let's dance, cowboy! And should I mention, you look like Rick.

I'll walk all over you, as easy as a waltz. You should know,

That in this battle, never fuck with Schultz and Django!

James

"Waah waah, the D's silent", shut up you giant bitch,

I'm Jesse, a tyrant, like I am Billy the violent Kid!

Take trains and steal, from Miss to Arkansas,

My name is known as the biggest outlaw!

What are you? A 2012 movie, you think you can beat me?

Personally, I like Corbucci's, the one with originality!

Django

Haha, please, you're a bigger douche than Dupree,

Corbucci? Whoopee! At least I have two movies!

^gunshot* that's one for your raiding,

^gunshot* that's one fo your jailhouse evading,

^gunshot* that one's for fun, you're degrading,

Oh and look, there's dynamite everywhere, matie.


 * drops torch*

Who won?!

Who's next?!

You decide!

Epic rap- *explosions* -(oh shit.) ...battles of Mitstory!

Who won? Django Jesse James