User blog:CaveJohnson333/Wiki Adventure, its an adventure in SPAAACCCEEEE!! Episode 1

Petty criminal Austin trudged through the prison hallway. He still couldn't figure out how he had allowed himself to get caught. How was he supposed to know to enter the bank through the BACK instead of the FRONT? As he entered his room, he set down his coat. He really needed to get out of here. All of a sudden. the prison's jailbreak alarm went off. Austin realized that this might be his only chance to get out and get his ship back. In all the commotion, Austin snuck out of his cell (why the jailbreak alarm unlocked aall the cell doors, he may never know) and snuck to the confiscated ship hangar (which was conveniently next to his cell block) and searched for his ship, the Siren. Suddenly he heard a shout, a guard had spotted him! Quickly he ran to the Siren, locked the doors, and started the ship up. He blasted out of the prison (probably burning the guard to a crisp) and relaxed, knowing that he was safe. "Sir?" a deadpan voice said. "GAH, WHOS THERE?" Austin shrieked, cowering in fear. "Sir, its just me JARED" replied the Siren's AI. "Oh. yeah... right I knew that, I was just testing you to see if you're still working" Austin said, trying to hide the sound of his heart attempting to jump out of his chest. "All of my systems are functional Sir, including my ability to see your heart rate, which is at 175 beats per second right now".

"Oh uh yeah, well uh, thats because I was running..." Austin replied hastily.

"Whatever you say, Sir."

"So JARED, any "job" oppurtunities nearby?"

"Well, theres a high paying job as a cashier at the local Saturn Ring, you should take it"

"Not an ACTUAL job JARED! A crime!"

"Oh, in that case some odd head thing needs someone to save his Anime Princess daughter for him"

"How is that a crime?"

"She's in prison for destroying a planet."

"Oh. Well, how much does it pay?"

"5 billion Comet Coins"

"OK LETS GO!!!!"

And so Austin and Jared started on their journey to Someplace to find The Head of Lore to find out what prison Sonata, Anime Princess of Death, was in.

"Can't we just call him or something?"

SHUT UP WE HAVE TO LET EVERYONES CHARACTER PHYSICALLY APPEAR!

"Ok no need to get your thong in a bunch man..."

<p style="text-align:start;">I DO NOT WEAR A THONG

<p style="text-align:start;">"Whatever you say..."

<p style="text-align:start;">K bai next part will come when I feel like it.