User blog:Kurobat/Epic Related Rap Battles of History 3

This comes the third installment of the Epic Related Rap Battles series, albeit almost two years late. Ehehe. As a refresher, this series pits two characters from the same universe against each other in a rap battle. This features two of the most well-known swordsman in the Final Fantasy Universe. Buster Sword weilder Cloud Strife battles Gunblade user '''Squall Leonhart. '''Who will win?

beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly8WlNLdiy0

EPIC RELATED RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CLOUD STRIFE!

VS!

SQUALL LEONHART!

BEGIN!

Cloud Strife:

(Cloud starts at 0:23)

I pity you, you just don't get it all

When your ass got beat, I'm sure you will squall!

I'm far stronger than any reality you have seen

I'll bring my sword out and I'll cut you clean!

The one-winged angel had zero chance at the beginning

What makes you think you have a shot at winning?

I'm not scared of your gunblade, put it back on your holster!

We all know that I am the ultimate SOLDIER.

Squall Leonhart:

(Squall starts at 0:45)

SOLDIER really? Don't try to fool me!

It was just a dream, Cloud, your memory's fuzzy.

Please try to remember, I am Rinoa's knight!

I'll come, guns-a-blazing, the safety off, the brightest light!

Your Buster Sword is just too heavy to weild

How do you plan to use it on the battle field?

You are flashy, Cloud; you try to be clever.

To me your attacks, "Eh, whatever."

Cloud Strife:

(Cloud starts at 1:09)

Let a swordsman's battle be a swordsman's fight

With each Omni-slash, your story I will rewrite!

You have a rival in Seifer, just a kid like you

While Sephiroth is the past I cannot undo!

I traversed worlds and won hearts in many kingdom

When Ultimecia stopped time; she contained your freedom!

Stopped trying, Squall, now gather your men.

Your youth can't handle the Advent Children.

Squall Leonhart

(Squall begins at 1:30)

I have the skills to survive, no longer a child

With this Dis, Cloud, have you been riled?

I have laid the foundation, and planted the SeeD

With one Renzokuken, in the Garden you'll bleed

Tifa can go and find a new man now

She can never trust you, now go thou

People consider you Cloud as banal

but, people fear the winds of the mighty Squall!

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RELATED RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

*sword fight sounds*