User blog:MalZakSier382/Epic Rap Battles of Wikia - AverageOwen vs. LloydAhlquistFan382/Rap Meanings

LloydAhlquistFan382
To start off with a bang, I'd say your dick's 'bout average

''[A play on Owen's name, saying his dick is average, or small. To start off something with a bang, it means to start it off good, also a play on sexual intercourse.]''

Malcolm's here to do this guy some serious frickin' damage!

[LloydFan's real name is Malcolm Brasier, and he says he's going to do serious damage to Owen.]

I'm gay, I'm younger, fan of Lloyd, so what?

''[LloydFan is homosexual and younger than Owen. He thinks this doesn't matter in this rap battle.]''

You're so retarded, I'm surprised you're not banned from chat!

[LloydFan is surprised that Owen is banned from chat because LloydFan thinks Owen is so retarded that it deserves banning from the ERB chat.]

I'm the Essex black kid strutting across the streets

[LloydFan is black and from Essex.]

I spit hot lava while I crush these motherfuckin' beats

[LloydFan says he says good rhymes and predicts he will be the winner of the battle.]

Come on Owen, come at me bro

[LloydFan tells Owen to "come at" him, taunting him.]

Too bad there's no diss for you to get rid of your B.O!

[LloydFan thinks Owen stinks, that no-one of Owen's disses will stop the B.O]

AverageOwen
Hey look it's that Essex kid who's a fan of a midget

[EpicLLOYD is a small person, and Owen calls Lloyd a midget.]

Watch me record your gay ass rage put it as my widget!

[Owen is going to make LloydFan so mad, it will put him off his rapping.]

My Penis is small but its gets larger

[How it gets bigger is explained in the next line...]

When I'm with your sexy mother

[He references erections, as a man's flaccid penis is often small, but gets bigger in a erection, which is caused by attraction.]

I'm not listening to these beats call me Dr.Dre

''[A reference to  Dr. Dre headphones called "Beats"]''

You think I'm scared of a black kid who's Gay?

[Owen isn't scared of gays.]

Dude, I think we all know whose won this one

[Owen thinks he has won already.]

Cause I'm a mC4 dropping these bombs

[A reference to "emcee" or rapper and is a reference to the explosive C4.]

LloydAhlquistFan382
Lloyd is a short dude, I have to admit

[LloydFan admits EpicLLOYD is short.]

But him out of the way, I am going to slit

[He tells Owen to concentrate on the battle.]

your throat, you only get erections from my mother

[LloydFan is going to slit Owen's throat, and says that Owen has a wierd fetish.]

Gonna shoot yo disses down like Duck Hunter!

''[A quote from EpicLLOYD's Dis Raps for Hire. LloydFan is going to shoot Owen's disses down like ducks.]''

You're mediocre, ordinary, regular,

[Mediocre, ordinary and regular are all synonyms of the word average, Owen's first part of his username.]

My rhymes will put you under the British weather

''[To put someone under the weather is to make them ill. British weather is known to be horrible.]''

Be afraid Owen, be very afraid

[LloydFan thinks Owen should be afraid, also a changed quote from Dis Raps for Hire.]

You pissed off the wrong short bald man fan again

[LloydFan is a fan of Lloyd, who is short and bald. Another quote from Dis Raps for Hire.]

EpicLLOYD: And I don't mean Reshad!

''[EpicLLOYD jumps in for his fan with yet another quote from Dis Raps for Hire. Reshad was a bully who was embarrassed of his baldness.]''

AverageOwen
Dude, this is just frickin' hilarious

[Owen finds this funny.]

when you were 7 you were bi-curious

[Owen reckons when LloydFan was 7, he was getting interested in dicks and balls.]

I'm sitting here chillin' totally calm

[Owen says he is calm during the battle.]

Cause Doge says

''[Doge is one of Owen's favourite memes. A yellow one is present as his avatar.]''

Doge: Very facepalm

[Doge memes often have a dog saying very x, such y, much z etc. Doge thinks LloydFan's disses are terrible and is facepalming at him.]

While you were out suckin' people's balls

[LloydFan is gay, so he would be sucking people's balls when he is older.]

I was out there sitting on Nevada Falls

[?]

Gay, faggot why don't you play with your toys!

''[Owen calls Lloyd a gay faggot and tells him to play with sex toys. Also, younger people are often seen playing with "toys".''

Why don't just get lost and make out with little boys

[Owen calls LloydFan a pedophile and to get lost.]

[whispered] Pedophile. [Continuation from the last line.]