User blog:DoctorPepperPhD/Epic Rap Battles of Pepper 1: Optimus Prime vs Cyborg

Hello, people on the Wiki!!! I am DoctorPepperPhD!!! This is my FIRST, count 'em, FIRST battle of my new and COMPLETELY original series, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PEPPER! (Slightly a tribute to RTP). So this one features the giant commander of the Transformers, Optimus Prime, against the bionic Teen Titan Cyborg.

GUESTS
Iman Crosson as Cyborg

NicePeter (voice) as Optimus Prime

Bentley Green as Beast Boy (Cameo)

Angela Trimbur as Raven (Cameo)

INTRO
Here's the beat. Optimus Prime starts at 0:12 afte the bass drops

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PEPPER!!!

OPTIMUS PRIME!

VS!

CYBORG!

BEGIN!!!

OPTIMUS PRIME VERSE 1
Autobots, roll out! There's a loser round here who needs a crushing

If it wasn't for your deadly accident, you wouldn't have powers or nothing

I was built from scrap-iron and yet I'm hardier than you, you worthless hybrid

I'll flatten you like a robotic pancake and sell your parts for the highest bid

Welcome to your nightmare, everyone, Jazz, Bumblebee, attack this man

I'll turn into a big rig and run your ass over, I don't give a damn

However you fight or brawl doesn't matter, because I'm made of steel

Go back to Titan headquarters and get ready for your last meal

CYBORG VERSE 1
Your iron body won't be a chance against my laser cannon

I'll blast you to bits, send you back to the junkyard, you'll need to be reexamined

That car crash made me who I am today, a guy who can beat your ass

I don't care how big you are, like Gandalf the White said, You Shall Not Pass!

Come on out, Titans! It's my turn to lead the team and rule this battle

You wouldn't be anywhere without your cronies, all you are is a big hassle

Stop cock-blocking Shia LeBouf and go back to delivering junk

You'll get shrunk, you punk, I got spunk, prepare to turn away and have your leadership debunked!

OPTIMUS PRIME 2
Megatron's a more worthy foe than you, and I've beaten him every time

I can't believe you're a black guy, but you somehow have terrible rhymes

I shall win this battle faster than Starscream flies as a fighter jet

I don't care what villains you've faced, I'm the strongest robot you've ever met

I'm tough as the nails used to build me, got a bigger cargo hold than Kim Kardashian

When we're done here, I'll come out Prime, and you'll be left on the ground thrashin'

Whatever weapons you have aren't a chance for my wrought-iron powers

You might wanna Teen Titans Go, because this is your final hour

CYBORG VERSE 2
Beast Boy, turn into a T-Rex to rip out this fucker from the inside

Raven, use your dark magic to ice this fool, like Trigon wanted you to do some time

When he's good and dead, I'm gonna handle dissing him myself

I'll leave him immobile like the toy cars on every other 6-year old's shelf

I can tear through you like I tear through a rack of barbeque ribs

With a few adjustments and my mechanical know-how, I'll turn him into a nice crib

I got mad skillz, as you can see, cause now you're just another truck in the garage

This battle's done, and I have won, because nobody can compete with the Cyborg Barrage!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC (robot noises) RAP BATTLES OF PEPPER!!!

Who won Battle #1? Optimus Prime Cyborg