User blog:Mr. Swell Guy/Captain Warrior vs Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Captain Warrior vs Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Cool Dude Rap Battles #3
holy heck we back again for another epic showdown

this time it's the reindeer with the red nose from that christmas story about reindeers and shit vs Captain Warrior from the epic rap battles of history wiki

wow this is really lame

I'm sorry again

cw don't hurt me

Rudolph:

My name's Rudolph, but you can call me Rude-dolf today

because im getting mean and I'll blow this noob away

who even watches ERB anymore you're such a fucking loser

not a lot of things really rhyme with loser

I'll make your nose red when I punch you in the face

I don't have hands  but idk because i'm the master race

i pull santa around the world on my epic sleigh

but when I kill you it will be an epic slay

Captain Warrior:

It's Captain Warrior and im the captain of this beat

soon rudolph will get his ass beat

i'm also the warrior of this beat

thats why they call me captain warrior. YEET

Rudolph you're so bad, you're really not rad

when you die I will be really glad

I'm a pro rapper and you are not

I heard your raps and I was like "what?"

Rudolph:

Oh fuck I'm angry now you really got me mad

when i beat you up nobody will be sad

im the god of rapping you're just a clown

Im gonna get my gun and have you put down

fuck i cant use guns because i am a reindeer

....................................................oh dear

it doesn't matter because I owned you with my raps

my bars are lightning and I gave you plenty of zaps

Captain Warrior:

wow you're raps suck so hard you're making me laugh

but now you're going to feel my true wrath

rudolph rhymes with adolf and thats no surprise

because like adolf hitler you're not very nice

I rap faster than you can travel the world

and you make me sick so I'm gonna hurl

I'll kill you, and then I'll kill Santa

and sit back and relax with a can of Fanta

a Coke Can:

bruh did you say fanta? bruh thats so cringe

you make me cringe like you're the annoying orange

thats clever because it's like fanta orange

get ready for me to rhyme orange with orange

i'm a refreshing beverage in a nice cold can

330ml in a nice cold can

fuck i cant do that rhyming can with can

but i did it with orange so i guess i can

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is bad im sorry

im sorry cw for staining your flawless legacy

thx again for the cover nash