Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-99.253.8.102-20120716145911/@comment-58.165.224.114-20120719012223

Once, my grandad walked up to me and handed me the latest energy drink

"Run faster, jump higher" he said

I said "Man I'm not gonna let you poison me.

Then I took it and threw it on the ground, he started crying so I shoved a onion up his buttcrack.