User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Ash Ketchum vs. Goku

Pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum battles with legendary Saiyan warrior Goku to determine who is the better anime character. Who wins? You decide!

Ash:

The Pokémon master from Pallet Town is here

To crush this alien monkey freak who’s gonna be rattling in fear

You came here from a planet that got destroyed in the blink of an eye?

Sounds similar to a certain red and blue tights wearing guy

Call me Mr. Jackson, cause I’m going off the wall

I’m training to be the best while you’re running around chasing balls

Beating you in this fight? That won’t be too hard

My burns will heat you up just like a Charizard



Goku:

You say I chase balls, yet you play around with them

Says a lot from a wimp who can’t get past the age of ten

I get to train with the greatest warriors in the entire world

While you keep getting friend-zoned by every single girl

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s try a Kamehameha against your little Pikachu

<p class="MsoNormal">Dude, even Hercule is a much better opponent than you

<p class="MsoNormal">To the Home for Infinite Losers you will be sent

<p class="MsoNormal">And the chances of you losing are over nine thousand

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Seriously? I’m getting all this from a guy dressed like a pumpkin?

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like a rock type, I’m gonna keep this battle thumping

<p class="MsoNormal">When was the last time you had a really successful game?

<p class="MsoNormal">Your strength depends on your hair color? Gee, that’s pretty lame

<p class="MsoNormal">So far, your raps have been a really massive fail

<p class="MsoNormal">Not surprising, since you freeze up when somebody yanks your tail

<p class="MsoNormal">Between our two franchises, mine’s the one that’s most iconic

<p class="MsoNormal">And your’s will soon bite the dust, similar to Sonic

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<p class="MsoNormal">Goku:

<p class="MsoNormal">Bow before me Ash, cause I’m a Super Saiyan God

<p class="MsoNormal">Your games sell well? That shit is nowhere near successful as COD

<p class="MsoNormal">Last night, I did some hardcore five-way training with your mom

<p class="MsoNormal">The other participants? Their names were Misty, May, and Dawn

<p class="MsoNormal">My friends’ are martial artists whose skills constantly rise

<p class="MsoNormal">While you hang out with a guy who’s always closing his eyes

<p class="MsoNormal">Straight up your ass, I will shove my power pole

<p class="MsoNormal">You got furry little bitches, and I’ve got Dragon Soul

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Who won? Ash Ketchum Goku