User blog:FrankieRapBattles/Walt Disney vs. Stan Lee

Cast: EpicLLOYD as Walt Disney, William Hanna, Chuck Jones, Al Capone, Clyde Barrow, Ben Franklin, and Adolf Hitler (cameos)

Jordan Peele as Stan Lee

Nice Peter as Jim Henson, Joseph Barbera, George Washington, & Abe Lincoln (cameos)

Dan Bull as Jack the Ripper (cameo)

Hannah Hart as Bonnie Parker (cameo)

Walt Disney’s characters: Mikey Bolts as Mickey Mouse (voice), animated by animeme

EpicLLOYD as Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh (voices), animated by animeme

Nice Peter as Goofy (voice), animated by animeme

Dante Cimmadore as Aladdin

Grace Helbig as Queen Elsa

Stan Lee’s characters:

Nice Peter as Spiderman and Captain America

EpicLLOYD as Thor and the Hulk

Zach Sherwin as Bruce Banner

Jim Henson’s characters:

Ray William Johnson as Kermit the Frog, puppeteered by Nice Peter

EpicLLOYD as Fozzie Bear, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Nice Peter as Gonzo, puppeetered by EpicLLOYD

Bart Baker as Miss Piggy, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Jacksfilms as Elmo, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Nice Peter as Cookie Monster, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Bart Baker as Big Bird, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Mikey Bolts as Ernie, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Zach Sherwin as Bert, puppeteered by the ERB crew

Hanna-Barbera’s characters:

Nice Peter as George Jetson and Tom (voice, animated by animeme)

EpicLLOYD as Fred Flintstone and Scooby-Doo (voice, animated by animeme)

Jacksfilms as Jerry (voice), animated by animeme

Chuck Jones’s characters:

Mikey Jones as Bugs Bunny (voice), animated by animeme

Zach Sherwin as Daffy Duck (voice), animated by animeme

EpicLLOYD as Porky Pig (voice), animated by animeme

Walt Disney:

Walt Disney here to chap, better prepare yourself

I make best-selling movies, not comics on a shelf

I’m a childhood film icon, you’re just an old wrinkly geek

You look like Hugh Heffner had sex with one of your X-men freaks

I’m a musical faster, and my flow is faster

My lines will fly past ya, quicker than Iron Man’s blaster

And there’s no point competing

With the nerdy worlds you’re creating

You’re target market’s 30 still living?

At home procrastinating (wanking gesture)

I could walk to a Comicon and find 20 replacements

You don’t stand a chance, Stan, so, go back to your mom’s basement

Stan Lee:

You make films for kids, congratulations

I write plots for an audience that have education

It takes me under 10 minutes to guess the outcome of your kids show

Lions, apes, mermaids, guess what? That really blows

Your storyline never changes, like the scripts, stuck on repeat

Guy meets girl, fall in love, it’s sick, it’s so sweet

I’m the king of fantasy, the one you aspire to beat

But always suffer defeat, slowly make your retreat

You think you’re the best, you should be down on your knees, kissing my feet

What’s the matter, Walty? Gonna go home and sulk?

Walt Disney:

You’re forgetting we have dragons.

Stan Lee:

But we have a Hulk (Hulk roars)

Walt Disney: You think I’m afraid to challenge you to a fight?

I’m not scared beating up mutants playing “Dress up” in tights

There won’t be a sequel or I’ll beat you twice in a row

Hakuna Mutata, Stan, I win, you lose, might as well Let It Go

Stan Lee: You wanna talk smack about creation? You make a lisping duck

And you were smoking when you drew, seriously, what the fuck?

I make stories about heroes, while you make stories about cars and bugs

My box office profits crushes you harder than the Pixar lamps does

Mickey Mouse: Hey, kids, it’s me, Mickey Mouse

And welcome to my clubhouse

Walt, why are we battling against this old douchebag?

He looks uglier than the Old Hag

Donald Duck:

Who do you think you’re calling a lisping duck

Your face looks like an ugly f***

On The Ultimate Spiderman, you’re a janitor being lazy

I hate your comics more than I love my wife, Daisy

Goofy:

Wow, this guy’s rapping is more goofier than me

Of Walt Disney, Stan is nothing but a wannabe

Sure, I’m dumb, but not dumber than you

The definition of s*** is the stories that you do

Now let’s get Aladdin, Elsa, and Winnie the Pooh

(Boo)

Aladdin:

Your rapping something we wished, we never heard.

Elsa:

Yeah, so might as well leave all your books on the curb

Winnie the Pooh:

And the bestest thing ya had yet was crossover with Phineas & Ferb

Spiderman:

Hey, Mickey, looks like it’s a mouse against a spider

Shooting rhymes at ya like we in street fighter

The things that we have more ya are some fans

And I think I rather battle against Hercules or Tarzan

Captain America:

Ok, it’s time for me to throw my mighty shield

If this was a video game, ya would definitely need to be healed

Helping out as a soldier with the United State of America

Leaving ya feeling sad and sorry like the younger Anna

Thor: I’m here help this battle go from rags to riches

But do have to rap against all of these bitches

I’ll cook ya up harder than I did, Zeus

Now, ya don’t want us to let him loose

Because now on the mic, here comes Bruce

Bruce Banner: Uhh…

All: (laughings)

Bruce Banner:

No, stop laughing Grrrrr… (then he gets angry and turns into the Hulk)

Hulk:

Now Hulk is mad, this is gonna get bad Once he punches ya, make puny toons feel sad Don’t f*** with the Hulk No need to talk Smash all of ya, while I whack Jack with my beanstalk

???: (singing)

All: ???

(then the curtains opens up and reveals Jim Henson and The Muppets)

Jim Henson: Hey, Walt and Stan, here comes the best cartoonist

Watch me crush with rhymes, with the help of my Muppets

Better than fish puppets

You see, puppets are best of all rest

Of ya films, a sequel will never be at request

Kermit the Frog:

Ahoy, now we’re the ones who’s having the flow

This battle’s gonna, so ya can go

I’ll destroy Mickey, Spidey, and the rest of these hoes

Fozzie Bear:

We’re Jim’s best puppets, so show some respect

Fame and money is something ya will never get

Coming at ya harder than Animal playing Boba Fett

Gonzo the Great:

Ok, for my next magic trick

Is to beat all of these dum-looking pricks

So, Walt stop sucking on Stan’s tiny dick

Ya better be listening, cause we’re coming for you, Mick

Miss Piggy:

On the mic, here comes Miss Piggy

Rapping against ya’ll is absoulutely no biggie

Bert & Ernie:

So you can

Bert, Ernie, Kermit, & Fozzie Bear:

“Wokka, Wokka” your way back home.

Elmo:

But wait, let’s destroy it

(As Elmo sets Walt and Stan’s houses on fire)

Cookie Monster:

Oh, but ya could always live that playground dome

Big Bird:

So might as well hand over the championship throne.

(then everyone gets time-traveled into the past, into Bedrock)

??? and ???: Ok, gang, get ready

(As Hanna-Barbera steps out the shadow with their gang and reveal themselves)

William Hanna:

Hey, Joe, what do think we now?

Joseph Barbara:

Well, when we cook these wannabes up, maybe they’ll bow

William Hanna and Joseph Barbera:

Ok, while we have own adventures

Ya should’ve came here

Cause we both know ya both gonna lose this rap battle

Stop crying like babies, ya may needs some rattles

Winning this is like making it to the top of the empire, like our names was King and Kong

Our rapping sounds greater than the Scooby Doo theme song

Scooby-Doo:

My name’s been called, that’s my cue

Why are we battling against any of you

We’re winning this battle, ain’t nothing you can do

George Jetson:

I’m from the future.

Fred Flintstone:

And I’m from the past

George Jetson:

While this battle never mented to last

Because we are putting all of these bitches on blast

Fred Flintstone: Our writers are creative with the past and the future You all are acting like a bunch of wieners

Tom & Jerry :

We were the first cartoons that have been invented

Cause this battle’s winner have just been presented

Once I use my claws to rip up everything ya do

And Gonzo, what the fuck are you?

???: Eh, stop right there, doc.

(Then coming out the shadows reveals to be Chuck Jones and his gang)

Chuck Jones:

Hey, people, I’m here to claim my title

As the best cartoonist, I have thousands of fans become to my recital

The proof: you all are just a bunch of felonies

I’m making the bestest cartoons of Merrie Melodies

Bugs Bunny:

What’s good, doc, I see ya have a hog

But really, she’s acting like a female dog

Daffy Duck:

Eh, all of ya rapping are very despicable

Fred Flintstone was on a drugs commericial that makes you all criminals

Bugs Bunny:

Let’s end this battle, we won the championship

Stop rapping before ya get ya asses whipped

Chuck Jones:

Wow, looks like ya all got provoked

Porky Pig:

(laughs) That’s all folks.

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

Who won? Walt Disney and his characters Stan Lee and his characters Jim Henson and his characters Hanna-Barbera and their characters Chuck Jones and his characters