User blog:JPhil2.0/Walt Disney vs. Matt Groening

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Walt Disney

vs.

Matt Groening

BEGIN!

M: Lower your defenses, there is no use of fighting.

Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, that's just a waste of writing.

I won 12 Emmys, you won an early grave!

Why are you better than me? Please be so brave.

I've got a shining star on the Walk of Fame!

There's no more meaning in your decrepit name!

In your parks kids rejoice, do their parents have a choice?

Then again in your company you have no voice!

W: My company has morality and a sense of decency.

Your "creations" show kindness and heart infrequently!

You can't bust a rhyme, you wasted all your time,

on your stupid comics, humor!? You can't even get passed the rine!

Your steamboat is about to sink, Willie, you better run!

You won't walk away from this scene when I'm done!

You had a "Life in Hell" but you're released from that spell.

With two different women you heard your Wedding Bells!

M: C'mon Walter is that the best you got?

Let me schedule you for an ass-kicking, I've got an open slot!

Give it up now there can be no hesitation!

Slowly but surely I'll change the world of animation!

Hell, you lived a lie, you weren't an honest man!

You changed classic stories, made them even more bland!

You needed more than Osawald's luck to pull through your cancer!

That didn't work out, Ha! Well Disney there's your answer!

D: Though I did great things, I eventually met my fate.

But I'm not gonna have some Democrat dictate!

I've won 19 Oscars FYI!

I've got a star on the Walk of Fame also, aren't you the greatest guy?

hmph!

Let me rack up some more points with some Academy Awards.

Disney: 26, Groening: 0, well thats a change in the scoreboard.

You're finished Matt there is no point in trying!

Face it! It's time to pull out your business is dying!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Walt Disney Matt Groening