User blog:RadicalWeavile/Charles Darwin Vs. Ash Ketchum

Alright, I'm back after a very long month of work, and now I'm going to celebrate with my very first rap battle. I know that this battle has been done about 457131 times, but I swear it's original. Enjoy, or not.

EpicLLOYD as Charles Darwin

Nice Peter as Ash Ketchum (sorry guys, I'm calling no Smosh on this one)

Marydoodles as Misty

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CHARLES DARWIN!

VS

ASH KETCHUM!!!

BEGIN!

Darwin: You better run Ashy boy, or you're gonna black out.

Cuz my raps are more dangerous than those caves and routes!

I'm immune to your swagger, your taunts are not effective.

Sorry, did I hear you growl? My hearings a bit selective.

I'm a real professor unlike that screwball Oak!

My findings are taught in schools. Your series is a joke!

Your games and books are a poor example of leisure,

and one of your shows was so bad it gave kids seizures!

Ash: Oh I might need some backup and call the Squirtle Squad.

Nah, I only need Pikachu to take down this fraud!

You made your theory after looking at turtles and birds?

I have girls and fans while you get you ass kissed by nerds.

All you created was just one big guessing game.

You're saying my ancestors were chimps? (scoffs) Lame!

It's better if you stick to your religion, Charles.

Think you're man enough to catch me? You got no Pokeballs!

Charles: Y your franchise still exists, I cannot X-plain.

When it comes between us, you're on the bottom of the food chain.

Take your wannabee ass right back to your mom!

I prefer those rip offs like Bakugan and Digimon.

You're Red in the face, kid. Let go of your frustration.

Just hop on the Beagle and take a vacation.

Hell, you don't even have a proper education!

If you never went to school you can't possibly Dar-win!

Ash: A wild prophet appeared! What will Ash do?

Fight like a Charizard. Remain cool like a Treecko.

Have a little faith, sir. Don't act like a heathen.

You got jilted by a bimbo then got hitched to your cousin!

You'll find merchandise from airplanes to pockets.

My final verses will blast you away like Team Rocket!

You're getting Misty eyes so I should say farewell.

Your wife said your theory will make you go to hell.

How about you go back to the Galapagos Islands and rest?

Winning these things is what I do best.

Sorry, old hag, but you're still going down!

I've been battling ever since I left Pallet Town!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES (Sang to the theme of the Pokemon theme song)

OF HISTORY!!!