User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.62: Jo Frost vs Mary Poppins

Here we go!

Great battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JO FROST

VS

MARY POPPINS

BEGIN!

Jo Frost

It is a bird, is it a plane? No! It's me, Jo Frost aka Supernanny.

I have travelled across the globe, helping mummys and daddys.

But you are a fictional english nanny played onscreen by a shitty actor.

So I don't why I'm bothering because it's only my family that matters.

I have written books, so I can teach the whole world to care.

You may feed the birds Mary, but what about this grizzly bear,

And if you think you can tame me, you must be dreaming.

Unlike Bert, noone will give your chimney a good cleaning.

Mary Poppins

I'm the prefect nanny bitch, so move over frosty knickers.

I'm here to dominate, while you're giving out gold stickers.

It's family SOS in the Banks house, and I'm here to save the day,

And with my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious rhymes, I will slay,

You. But it's time to take the bins out and I'm missing one piece of litter.

You call yourself a nanny? Please! You're nothing more than a baby-sitter.

I'll give you a spoonful of sugar, but you'll probably take the pot.

I will send you to the naughty step and then tell the beat to stop.

Jo Frost

Stop acting so spoiled Mary, before I put you in the naughty corner.

So get in my routine, stop singing all the time as it give kids torture.

You danced with cartoon penguins, I have never seen a bitch so jolly.

Stop pretending like you care, as you've got a parrots head on your brolly.

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins returns, so prepare yourself for a good spanking,

As you're below McPhee and Clara Oswald in the nanny rankings.

I will shove you in my magical bag as you lose this lyrical rap fight.

Just one tap of my umbrella and I will fly through the sky like a kite.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

