Goku vs Superman



Goku vs Superman will be the 41st installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the eighth episode of Season 3. It will feature Superman, protagonist of the comic series of the same name, against the main protagonist of the Dragon Ball manga/anime, Goku. It will be released on May 19th.

Cast
Ray William Johnson as Goku

EpicLLOYD as Superman

??? as Metropolis Citizen

Superman
Who can stop this constipated jock?

With the awful animation and the complicated plot

Who's got the rap bomb to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG,

Metropolis Citizen
Superman!

Superman
I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in Hammer Pants and hide their tiny genitals

My level is incredible, I'm out of your League!

And with Justice I'll bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi!

Greasy, slick MC from DC

One breath I'll freeze your whole measly species

You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots

Step into Metropolis, I'll step on kinda curious.

Goku
How many times are they gonna to rewrite your story?!

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking forties! (Goku!)

Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy,

'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy,

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun,

You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaio-ken get it done,

When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock,

'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks,

Look at those pantyhose, you got that camel toe,

Onboard the Lois Lane, and Superman that ho!

Superman
Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes,

Just one punch and over 9000 screams!

I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties,

From Z to GT, you've been draggin' ball these.

Goku
Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward!

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!

There's only one way that this battle's gonna end!

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!

Trivia

 * This is the fifth battle where both characters are fictional, after Gandalf vs Dumbledore, Doc Brown vs Doctor Who, Batman vs Sherlock Holmes, and Rick Grimes vs Walter White.
 * This is the sixth battle with one fictional character going against another at any point in the battle, with The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come going against Ebenezer Scrooge in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge.