User blog:Patts9009/ParoThese --Dis Raps for Hire

Before Note
Ok, there was an issue with ParoThese/Michael Currenti the other day on Skype, and this will be the first one of Justin's and my Dis Rap for Hire Parodies. So enjoy.

Dis Rap
Dude, you’re still being an ass, like, are you fucking serious?

I’ve seen shitty shows better than you and that’s ridiculous.

How can you be called “ParoThese”, when you got nothing.

You’re weak, especially with those disses that you bring.

Oh, look. You’re obsessed with Eminem, ain’t that amazing?

You honestly lie about being the “best rapper ever”?

Now when have you ever had a friend? Oh, right, never!

Telling lies to everyone, you’re not much a truth teller either.

But for once, I must feel bad for a dumbass, but why bother?

Looks at yourself in the mirror, before you insult others,

Can’t understand you; your mouth is stuffed up by your mother.

I’ll pick you off the face of the earth, scrawny asshole!

Throw out your shelled self, as you already lost your soul.

“Skinny and chill”? Yup, you have no body and a cold heart.

Looks like you lost your last life. Too bad you can’t hit restart.

I’ll Buck you like an apple, destroy you in ten seconds flat.

Funny, you try to be funny, but you’re another dull ass brat.

You’re literally so skinny, you make anorexics look fat.