User blog:GravityMan/UnAnswered: An Unfriended Parody

'''~Hi There Neighbor! So Glad You Can Join Us Today~ '''

GIR 5 life: Drak PM 

GIR 5 life: Alan PM 

GIR 5 life: GM PM 

'''GIR 5 life: Metal PM bby '''

GIR 5 life: Brandon PM 

'''Cave: DRAKPMDRAKPMDRAKPMDRAKPMDRAKPMDRAKPMDRAKPMDRAKPM '''

'''Cave: Stop being annoying as fuck, just say it on main chat '''

'''GIR: I can’t… '''

'''Cave: You’re annoying as fuck '''

'''GIR: GM unblock me plz '''

'''Cave: Shut up goddammit is it really that important? '''

'''GIR: YES IT IS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IMPORTANT AS FUCKING HELL I NEED IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMIT '''

'''~Ynkrdlevin17 gave GIR 5 life a carbonite bath~ '''

'''ONE YEAR LATER '''

'''Grav: Yo dudes! No mods! XD '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brandon: Let’s get it on bby ;) 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Drak: Lol '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''MetalFire: GM is a penis eating poopy! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: Alan PM I gotta talk about battles '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Alan: ok 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Flats: What am I doing here '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''MetalFire: Well today’s the anniversary of when GIR got blocked, paying your respects? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''BS: Lol fgt. '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~GIR 5 life has just stepped right in~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: o/ GIR '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Alan: holy shit '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Flats: Well this is getting weird bye '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~The Flatwoods Monster has dubstepped out of the house~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Alan: GIR I thought you were blocked '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brandon Service: Lol this is hilarious. '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Drak: BLOCK EVASION :P '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(Brandon sees a PM from GIR) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: Brandon PM 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brandon Service: Uh…. '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(BS opens PM) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''-PM from GIR: Knife in the butthole- '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brandon: What. '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(Brandon screams as suddenly a knife appears in his anus) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brandon: KUNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~Brandon Service has just dubstepped out of the house~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: Alan PM 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Alanomaly: what '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: Holy shit wtf is happening guys what '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: What did he PM you '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: Why don’t you guys tell each other what you’ve been PMing me 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Drak: Series stuff…? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: LIES '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: Alan PM 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Alan: we’ve….had encounters '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: Pincest yeeeeee '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(Alan opens PM) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''-PM from GIR: Little Dipper’s Pounding- '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Alan: What '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(Alan is beaten to death with a metal dipper/ladle) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~Alanomaly has just dubstepped out of the house~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Grav: GUYS DON'T OPEN PM 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Drak: Why '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Metal: Stop being thirsty GIR '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: Metal PM bby <3 '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Metal: No no no no 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(Metal moves to block PMs but misses and clicks PM by accident) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Metal: Fuck me in the ass gah '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: That can be arranged <3 '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Metal: Nononono '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: I <3 you '''<span style="font-family:Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings"> J This will be quick '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: <3 '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Metal: (heart pounds as suddenly an invisible force rips through his butt and grabs his heart, yanking it out through his body) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~MetalFire has just dubstepped out of the house~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav; GAHHHHHHHH DRAK BLOCK HIS PMs '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Drak: (is away) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: FUCK YOU '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: GM PM 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: It’s blocked haha! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: That isn’t the only thing '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''(Grav realizes he can’t poop anymore) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Grav: NOOOOOOOO HOW WILL THY GET HIS KINKY ON NOW??? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: Now for best <3 '''

<p class="MsoNormal">GIR: Drak PM 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~Drakan95 has dubstepped out of the house~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: fuck '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: Guys did Drak leave chat? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''GIR: Guys? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''~CaveJohnson333 has just stepped right in~ '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cave: GIR PM