User blog:TheRealMawtus/Civil Rap Battles of Mawtusry: King Arthur vs King Arthas

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King Arthur is  this colour

Arthas Menethil is  this colour

Sir Lancelot (Speaking Cameo) is  this colour

Sir Gawain (Speaking Cameo) is  this colour

Sylvanas Windrunner (Speaking Cameo) is  this colour

Jaina Proudmoore (Speaking Cameo) is  this colour

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Battle
Camera flies over Icecrown then zooms into Camelot revealing logo (Logo at 0:11)

Civil Rap Battles of Mawtusry

Arthas Menethil!

VS

King Arthur!

BEGIN!

King Arthur (Begin at 0:22):
Stepping down from Avalon, a presence Uther-wordly!

A great hero of legend verses this Sauron parody!

Merlin already foresaw your lyrics will be limp!

Got Sylvanas in  my chambers,  (Mm-hmm)  , call me the king pimp!

I'll use that hammer of yours to put in your coffin's nails!

Spit lyrical hand grenades like wine from the Holy Grail!

An Argent tongue, with flows that verbally Crusade!

Chilling in Icecrown? You're never getting laid!

You were a failure to the whole human race!

So, let's not go to Northrend, 'tis a silly place!

After this, you can have your petty little line,

And then I'm back to taunt you a second time!

Arthas Menethil (Begin at 0:56)
King Arthas Menethil is here to bring the pain!

I'm spitting hella sick like a batch of poisoned grain!

I'll Lordaeron it over you with my lyrical rain!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">Imma leave your whole round table dead and slain!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">My rhymes will get dark, so bring a flashlight!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">I'll get ahead when I cut you, call me the green knight!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">I got Death Knights on the ground, proto-drakes in the sky!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">I killed my own father, prepare to die!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">Went Novgorod on Stratholme, that's just how I roll!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">Bitch, step to me, I'm Terenas king a new asshole!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">I'll Forge a new fan army with all the souls that I stole!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">My rhymes are like a quest reward, worth their weight in gold!

King Arthur (Begin at 1:30)
WoW! You are the worst rapper that there has ever been!

Plus, calling your horse "Invincible" is unwise, it would seem.

<span style="color:rgb(169,169,169);font-weight:normal;">(Idiotic!)  <span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">Coco <span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">nuts <span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;"> are far superior, and here's why,

<span style="color:rgb(0,100,0);font-weight:normal;">(Necrotic!)  <span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">You don't have to worry, they only rot, never die!

<span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">(Oh!) You broke up with Jaina and look at her now,

<span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">A pissed off, horde-hating, miserable sow! Grr!

<span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">No need to ask, we already know your favorite colour,

<span style="color:rgb(238,232,170);font-weight:normal;">And you turned emo when you couldn't get intimate with your lover

Arthas Menethil (Begin at 1:53)
<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">There's no need for that talk, I care not for her, now.

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">No need to /raise a fuss, so /kneel down and /bow

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">Or in your blood, through your chest, my sword will be dipped!

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">Call me Nerubian at heart cause I'm lord of the crypt

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">I'd let my Scourge feast on your brains for breakfast

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">But they reek of movie length shrubbery fetch quest

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">I'll be Overwatching your future endeavours,

<span style="color:rgb(70,130,180);font-weight:normal;">But just remember, son, no king rules forever.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

CIVIL (The logo gets sliced in half and reforms) RAP BATTLES OF MAWTUSRY!

Hints
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Hint Explanations
'''Derek Zoolander: Reference to the quote "It's only a model!" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail'''

Fatty Fatcakes McFatterson (Not Actual Name): Character from Make Love, Not Warcraft, famous episode of South Park based around WoW, of which Arthas is from