User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.53: Spiderman vs Tarzan

Oh boy!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SPIDERMAN

VS

TARZAN

BEGIN!

Spiderman

It's the spectacular spiderman swinging into battle,

Rapping against a wild man who barely talks in prattle.

I have tackle the likes of venom as well as doctor octopus.

While you extreme skate around on a piece of fucking driftwood.

I got my superpowers from a radioactive spider, bitch!

You're a dirty homeless flea bag, living in a stinky ditch.

Forget your recent movie 'cause that was a real bungle.

So come give me all you got, George of the shitty jungle.

Tarzan

Me Tarzan, you cocky kid.

You pose as a journalist, so you can make a quick quid.

I will call Terk and Tantor to beat up the likes of you.

Whoop your ass with bamboo, leave you in elephant poo.

Even the green goblin, knows you are Peter fucking Parker.

But I prefer you from a different earth, maybe a little darker.

You're immature spiderman, no-one should call you a bloke.

You think you're the class clown but really you're a jungle joke.

Spiderman

I should call you electro because that was a real shocker.

I make sure you meet your parents in Davy Jones' locker.

Go back to phony wife, and let me call Mary Jane to endear.

So go grab your jungle vine, and swing the fuck out of here.

Tarzan

It's the return of Tarzan, and I am the kingpin of the apes.

You're not a real superhero spidey, where the fuck is your cape?

I get Clayton to tranquilize you, now that would be nice.

Tell uncle Ben, you have just been fried much like his rice.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

