User blog:NightFalcon9004/WonderPikachu12 vs NightFalcon9004. Epic Rap Battles of Wiki Match

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! LUIGIGUY! VS! NIGHTHAWK9001! BEGIN!

Round 1-

LuigiGuy:

I'm sorry Nighthawk, but I really don't agree.

It's not a bad rap just 'cause you don't know Christie.

You don't want awesome vs suck? Well, that's a laugh,

Considering you suggested Shaun White vs Rebecca Black.

Like Goku and your username, my power level is over 9000.

By the way, I actually prefer Bieber over Beethoven.

Leonidas ain't just an internet meme. Get that right.

You're turn, so try not to screw up like your idea with Jack White.

NightHawk9001:

Like I said, I don't rap, so this will be my first time trying

But I'm sure with you, you'll be on your floor crying

Compared to yours, my raps will be like Peter and Lloyd combined

Fyi, Beethoven and nine thousand don't make a rhyme

You listen to One Direction? But you go both directions!

I think you're just annoyed I always erase your suggestions

There's more people that agree with me than with you

It's too bad you're Atheist, you'll need someone to pray to

You mad bro? I can tell, cursing under your breath

The worst thing you can do here is caps lock me to death

You made this easy for me, your lyrics bloody sucked

When I win by a landslide, it's not just beginner's luck

Let's see you challenge me, you put the rap in crap

I'm like HAL 9001, but I'm not on your pocket or lap

You admit my ideas are better, that's all I have to say

But I prefer being a brony, not someone who's gay

You've had your chance, LuigiGuy, but now it's my turn

And just like Flame Princess, I'll cover you in burns

Third degree, to be exact, like Beethoven had used

You'll need more than ointment to heal up your bruise

You think you're over 9000? Well, let me tell you, son

Looks like you lost this battle once you said Bieber won

Don't mess with the NightHawk

Guys like you would just suck cock

Tell me when you've learned to cool it

I'd shoot you down, but that's a waste of bullet

This last reply just got much too freaky

So do me a favor and get your ass off of this wiki

LuigiGuy:

You think this is over? I'll just go and rap a second time.

Also, Beethoven and thousand match better than combined and rhyme.

Nice rap list you got there, too bad you wasted

Every rap from your mouth that you could ever have tasted.

Yeah, I prefer the company of wizards and I'm proud of it!

And yet I'll still get more girls laid than of which you can make a habit!

I'll chew you up like Princess Bubblegum and maybe like the Ice King you'll cool it!

You're just a hawk, so I'll go ahead shoot you down with that wasted bullet!

Ooh, maybe LuigiGay, man you're so clever!

Your suggestions are only good 'cause you constantly delete mine which are better!

I don't listen to One Direction, because I prefer two directions!

JFK vs Richard Nixon! Better prepare for the next election!

I don't need people liking me to calm down my ego.

And unless I forget, I only agreed one of my ideas was bad, no?

I've never lost an argument, so I certainly won't lose this one!

And even afterwards, I'll have better ideas than Rebecca vs Shaun!

You're a brony? Well, what a coincadence, me too!

Now like Celestia, I've just rapped your ass off to the moon.

Gee, I'm sorry, I hope I didn't ruin MLP for you.

So what the fuck if I'm gay? At least I don't belong in a zoo.

Really, kid, quite crying. You're embarrassing me.

At least I don't run the stupid Awesome Sauce Industries.

Go ride that piggy with GIR out of here, I've clearly won.

You only started this rap battle once you saw Hawking on the Simpsons.

NightHawk9001:

That was the warm up, but now here's the kill

Even an admin of this wiki says I have more skill

You get laid more often? Great! What's the prize, herpes?

Honestly, it sounds like your raps were written by Derpy

You may think you're cool, but I'm 20% cooler than that

You don't have to ruin the series, I already watched it, Matt

Make rhymes of your own, don't steal from my first verse

No need for guns here, just put that back in your purse

LuigiGay, LuigiBi, whichever name will count

As long as you're not stupid enough to log out of your own account

It's not like anyone cares about your ideas, so I'll make this quick

Just get back to what you do best and go suck some dick

Round 2-

NightHawk9001:

Like Tesla Man said, a 3rd verse for you is a mistake

You'll just be sacrificing what I have left to take

Sorry I'm not stopping, I know I've got the crown

But when I rap to make a point, real shit goes down

You say you win arguments, but now you've got a loss

I just won my first rap battle ever LIKE A BOSS

Your mind is pretty much blank like your profile pic

Me being here is what makes this rap battle epic

No one agrees with your suggestions, that's something I bet

But I got more fans without even breaking a sweat

I don't play by the rules, so you must be a fool

Who needs a rap lesson, prepare to be schooled

No comeback for you, you're not one to turn tables

I've been dropping rap bombs you couldn't disable

This battle was nice, because I got to win it

I spit these rhymes out in less than 3 minutes

So stop typing now, I can rap till I die

Now that I started, I've got an unlimited supply

To me, your lines just looked like a big goof

I know you're KO'd, but here's the finishing move

In a debate with me, I'll get the fuck serious

I whooped your Californian ass out of existence. Period.

LuigiGuy:

Alright, this is my third verse, it's time to get this settled.

Admittedly, as I write this, I can feel myself tremble.

I'm kind of scared because I'm alone, but that's okay.

I'll still fight back no matter what, even if this doesn't go my way.

You don't want me to have a third go? I'm sorry to hear that.

So self-conceited that you go again right after you already went.

I deserve this next verse, I mean it's me against the world.

And really, who cares if I don't wanna get a girl?

Quit talking about me sucking cock and how much I am gay.

Honestly, you make it sound as if you are, too. Whattaya say?

Pay attention, son. You can watch Adventure Time afterwards.

Instead, watch as I drench you in blood like your icon with just my words.

Honestly, all your raps just make me absolutely sick.

None of you like or agree with me, so I'll try to make this quick.

Call me all the names you want, but I really don't care.

Because I can tell that in reality all you really are is scared.

I'm LuigiGuy, chump. You know, Mario Brother #2?

I'll just jump back into action no matter what you do.

I'm going down to Georgia, and I'm looking for a soul to steal.

You'll do nicely, since you've got no appeal.

I'll fight for my rights to keep my ideas going.

And I'll make sure in the end it's Walt Disney vs Matt Groening.

I don't need assholes to back me up, I'll take you all on my own!

You know my name and state? Great! At least I don't pretend "I AM awesome"

Round 3-

NightHawk9001:

I came back now and don't see much trouble

But it looks like the comments and fun has been doubled

You've learned to make them longer, not small like your penis

You can't use sarcasm on the internet, genius

Be homo if you want, because I don't care man

What I truly hate is brainwashed Bieber fans

To be honest, I have no problem with retards and gays

Like your hero JB, you just give BJs

If you're like Luigi, then grow up and get a life

You're pronounced husband and husband, not husband and wife

Apparently, you're stupid, with a computer to match, too

I believe Bubbyaustin's a more even match for you

While you're being dissed, and getting more and more pissed

They had to explain how I'm winning by making a list

I'm not even trying, dude. This is just for fun

But you admitted I was the winner of Round 1

Was that your 3rd verse? You had 2 hours to recover

Where the hell did you get your rapping skills? Your mother?

You're trembling and shaking, sounds like you're on pills

Not just that, my sick raps are getting you ill

Stubborn bitch, you know you can't devour my soul

How's it feel to be beaten by a rookie 14 year old?

You admitted defeat once, and you'll do it again, it seems

So do all your lyrics over, you don't understand rhyme scheme

Pretty soon, you'll be in hell. Sorry, no heaven

While I give a shout to my bros Tesla & Ynkrdlevin

If you want, get some more raps from the recycling bin

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go blog about my win

LuigiGuy:

Well look who it is. Nighthawk for verse four.

I'll take back what I said about you winning. We still have to settle this score.

Honestly, man, you really need to just give up.

Hey! At least I'm not a total suck-up.

Bubbyaustin would be a better match, that I admit.

Because he'd rap better than you and he'd know when to quit.

You're fourteen years old? Man, then watch your mouth!

It's gotten pretty awkward now, reading the lyrics you spout.

Unlike you, I don't give blowjobs.

But I won't keep my mouth clean, since obviously this won't stop.

You're a wimp, too young, you're not cut out for this shit.

Seriously, dude. Quit talking 'bout my dick.

This is Hitler vs Vader 2, you're no longer number 1.

I'm freezing you in carbonite, so now it's clear who won.

I'm owning you, pwning you! Like your parents should've, disowning you.

Come at me all you want! I'll kick your ass, and Flame Princess's, too!

My power level's still over 9000! Can't top that!

Still whipping your ass with my unused guitar strap! Compare my raps to my mother? Man, you're losing your flow!

I've been spitting out hot rhymes since I started this show!

We started this over match suggestions, and you've been getting worse ever since!

And Jack Black vs Jack White still doesn't make sense.

You may have won once, but hey, this is part two!

I'm kicking your ass with my flip-flops, since I don't wear any shoes!

I'm the underdog here, and the underdog always wins!

As the Devil in Georgia, I'm dragging you to hell with me for your sins!

You've lost all of your lives, since you think this just a game.

At least I'm not too scared to hide my own name.

You really need to figure out when it's over!

It took me two hours to come back, but it'll take you forever to recover! Just admit it, dude! You've actually lost!

I've whipped your ass all on my own! Like a BOSS!

NightHawk9001:



I mean, look at your lines. They're not smart, just retarded

You obviously don't like classical. Some lines aren't your own

You have to try both genders, but still forever alone

Typical LuigiGuy, you always be hating

Pause your porn for a sec and quit masturbating

If you're not deaf from your music, then you should have heard

Hawk's the winner here, since bird is the word

Face it, Beethoven beat Bieber and Hawking owned Einstein

But if you want raps, stop plagiarizing and don't steal mine

Since you were so lazy, I kicked your ass in 10 seconds flat

For shows nowadays, Adventure Time's where it's at

Fuck yea, I'm 14 years old and still watch cartoons

You're playing with fire, and you're pretty much doomed

Bubbyaustin's for you, I would take him down easily

But for now, I'm beating you with my mitts, breezily

You don't need to decide who won. It's clear that it's me

Flip flops won't hurt, so I'll stomp you with cleats

What's wrong? Need support from your male life companions?

Well in this rap wiki, I'm the only true champion

LuigiGuy:

What if I told you you lost the moment you used that meme?

You say you're fourteen, but you act like your ten.

If I steal your raps and still have a loss,

Then that proves your rapping skill's are nothing but a lost cause.

Keep your fans, I'm winning this all on my own.

I'd prefer having fans that don't act like their stoned.

I'm not narcassistic, I know when I've lost,

But you can't seem to stop. Dude, cool down and defrost.

You're pathetic and sad. It's too easy to beat you.

I'll shock you so bad, you'll Wonder, "Was that Pikachu?"

Your fans say you're so great, but you rhymed me with cleats.

I'm winning by a landslide. I don't need to cheat.

Uh, yeah, I'm gay. I'm not afraid to admit it!

Stop using it like an insult. Seriously, dude, quit it.

I'm using your rhymes as my own. Every mistake, I'll bake.

I'm taking you down without breaking a sweat. That's how much it takes.

You just don't know when to give up. You can't seem to stop.

You won in the beginning, but now you'll you lose 'till you drop.

I'm sorry if I have a different opinion than you based on who won.

Don't take ERB so seriously, dude. You're as bad as my verse one.

You just won't give up. Just admit it, you suck.

I gotta get back to reading Homestuck.

I'm shooting you down like the hawk you are. Nothing but a wimp.

I'm soaring through the air like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.

You're raps are getting pathetic. You need to go home.

You're getting pwned by some guy who'll end up 'forever alone'.

Hey, I like Adventure Time. I should start watching it soon.

Yeah, even at seventeen, I, too, am watching cartoons.

You beat me in ten seconds flat, but ya fell flat after that.

I'll smack you with a baseball bat. You're nothing but an annoying twat!

Finally, we've reached five verses.

And I still managed to beat you down without any curses.

NightHawk9001:

If you want to keep talking, go ahead. Be my guest

But as for making rhymes...yeah, yours ceratinly aren't the best

Someone fix this guy up. His raps are still on repeat

You're begging me to quit! You know I can't be beat

I do know when to stop, I was playing for a while

Now the trolls of this wiki are making fun of your style

Trying to defeat me is an impossible plan

I smoke the hell off MCs like a tropical tan

You done taunting contributors? They made you look like a dunce

I've been winning this whole time, you just got close once

I'm going from Nighthawk to Nightmare, I'll be all your fears

Sorry, but just like Chuck Norris, I don't shed any tears

I'm completely in focus, concentrate like orange juice

If you claim you're Pikachu, then I must be Zeus

I'll be cooking up a storm and make you eat it for lunch

It's more than a knuckle sandwich, more like a Falcon PAWNCH!

You have no real talents other than being a jerk

But you're such a huge asshole, you steal other rappers' work

That's not all, you use the same rhymes over and over

If rapping made you drunk, you would still be sober

Jealous of Flame Princess cause you want a hot kiss from guys

Your own account is intimidated, it logs out when it replies

Trembling from shakes, the ground beneath you breaks

Embedded you in dirt when I cause earthquakes

All you said was a lie, now you're really fucked up

Talkin bout Jesus, and girls that you never knocked up

I never lose my flow, yours is at the lost and found

Think you're soaring? Nice try, you're still earthbound

If you wanna be an author, let me teach you how to write

I'll draft you a visual image with some hurt on the side

You said you're scared, you might as well say you're defeated

I'll be generous and give you the last line. I didn't need it

LuigiGuy:

Alright, bitch. I'm serving up verse six.

You're throwing Falcon Punches? More like throwing rocks and sticks.

I'm bringing the heat! I can't be beat! Like Hawking, you'd better take a seat!

You can keep coming at me all you want! I won't lose! I'm elite!

You can piss at me every turn, I'll just knock it right back.

I've retorted more intelligence than any of your smack.

This wiki hates me because they're too afraid to say I'm the best.

It's finally time that I get all of this hate off my chest.

People only say you're winning because you're a rookie.

You're raps are really so bad, they belong with those ugly-ass Wookies.

You're nothing special, just a whiny punkass fourteen year-old bitch!

You say Flame Princess is so great? She'd lose to Lumpy Space Princess.

A hawk? I'd say you're more a baby chick, not done growing yet.

You probably paid everyone here to support you, I bet.

You've gotten far too annoying, constantly deleting my suggestions.

I've been fair this whole time and agreed with yours; don't be forgettin'.

You keep talking about me being gay, when I know you want in my pants.

You lost this battle like Lady Gaga did. All you've done is Just Dance.

If you're like Chuck Norris, then you've lost right away.

Abe Lincoln beat his ass. That's all I need to say.

Come at me all you want, you'll need a time machine to win.

You'll have to go back in time to when we first began.

You certainly do cause earthquakes. Your raps are a natural disaster!

You're just like Gandalf, while I'm the next fucking headmaster!

You're raps are like your userpage: there's nothing there!

Just a lack of favorites and a pig and dog running scared!

I look like Harry Potter because I'm the next chosen one!

I'll Avada Kadavra your ass! Admit it, kid, you're done!

Nice red eyes, chump. Been smoking that MC pot?

You keep on coming back because you know I'm everything that you're not!

I'm smooth and fine! My raps actually rhyme!

You'll lose no matter what rhymes you try to find.

I'll get back to sucking cock, while you'll never get luck.

Your raps are worse then the ones that I've read in Homestuck.

Go hang out with Edison. I won like Tesla, man.

You started out great, but now things aren't going as plan.

My raps were jokes, because I don't need to go hard on you.

Honestly, I get sicker with every rap that you spew.

And it's not that they're ill. It's because they're fucking disgusting.

You get worse and worse with every single rhyme you try busting.

Don't try to 1-up me, dude. You've really fucked up.

And I'm not just trying to be mean. You're really just a suck-up.

So what if I like Bieber? It's because I'm not close-minded!

I'm not on repeat. Don't think that I'm getting rewinded.

I'm bringing up the old just to prove you wrong.

Go back to listening to your piss-ass classical songs.

I verbally owned this rap battle. You can go ahead and say that I've lost.

But I've already passed the finish line that you'll never cross.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEPIC RAAAAAAP BAAAAATTLES OOOOF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!