User blog:DexterMaximus/The Upcoming Suggestions Thingy: Self-Made Raps

So, basically, on this here blog, I'mma get the suggestions from the Upcoming ERB Suggestions page, and just make short lines for the characters, like testers. I'm sure I've seen somebody do this before, Stoff, or Barry, or somebody, I dunno. So, basically, yeah-

Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum-

Charles Darwin-

You love playing with balls, you camp, sociopathic freak

So let me gut your little yellow pet's throat, meet my vicious streak

Ash Ketchum-

The Origin Of Species? I use that as a colouring book, so fuck you

I'll screw you harder than a dirty vet tried to hump the shit outta Pikachu.

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Others to come

(I'll update them all, including Ketchum and Darwin's, because I was in a bit of a hurry)