User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin

Ash Ketchum
Do you want to fight Darwin? It does not look like a fight!

But that should be fun! I still started a ghost type!

I have the fastest speed, flash fast flash fast,

Open my bag and ass (Charizard!)!

Cause I'm ashes! This is A to "Chouchu"!

I do not mind how many beetles and butterfly rings!

Your worms can not defeat these magical creatures!

Her mouth talking to the stool is the origin of the stool!

They have chocolate rounds: Reese's Pieces!

In this ecosystem, I was the dominant species!

It goes to Pikachu (Pika!) During training.

But if I need a weak poem, I choose you!

Charles Darwin
Hello there. Welcome to the World Earth.

A real mind to break through the workplace!

If you are looking for a qualified person, I am a natural choice!

Even if I was 11, I have no effect!

What you spit is not too violent!

This is for the child! You're as soft as Jigglypuff!

You do not have a game, boy, so you get a broom soon!

Really packed a lot BOOMSTICK!

I am a clever naturalist!

I see at a glance that you are more than your laughter!

My research has turned the first sentence of the church!

You measure your value by selling your items!

Ash Ketchum
Hey, really fast?

This guy spent eight years learning Barnac Chicken! I will kick!

Do you think I am impressed by your boat trip? You're welcome!

They are fleas the most annoying beagle!

You are the oldest embarrassing old man in the sea!

Let us attract these to the sailboat and Galapagos!

Charles Darwin
Look, the powerful morphine "Michael Vick,

Your animated slaves made me sick!

When I start from a very simple start to fight the enemy,

I'm different from Charles's scene, but I'm Darwin won!

Ash Ketchum
People, if it is true, nature is cruel

Because you win because it is a cousin gene pool!

They lost three children while they were still small!

Tuberculosis and red heat; must seize everything!

Charles Darwin
The development of human nature takes hundreds of years!

Now they play your ball with your cell phone!

I lost my daughter and brother.

It's as hard as wood, to your mother's oak!