User blog:TKandMit/TKandMit vs TheDoctorTenGrinch. The Seventh Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

Been a while since I posted anything. Hi.

It's that time of the year where we all battle each other in a loosely-followed tournament people work too hard on trying to host but nonetheless, at least two of us managed to scrape up a battle together.

Caleb and I duke it out for the first time to see who gets to advance to round two. Good luck bro. Enjoy the battle and don't forget to vote. Like, comment, and subscribe.

Cast
TKandMit as herself

TheDoctorTenGrinch as himself

Beat


[*Grinch starts at 0:20.*]

Battle
THE SEVENTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT!



VERSUS!



BEGIN!

TheDoctorTenGrinch:
Now this will be my only round, glorified popularity contest

But I don't fucking care. I need to get this shit off my chest

Heroes and Villains can't stop this blow

I'm about to send out a TK-O!

TKandMit:
Liking Doctor Who doesn’t mean your place is in the booth

Your greatest contribution’s only gotten you eight percent through

You’re the copy-cat of Coupe, minus the crat and the fans

And while HaV’s on hiatus, I’m still the greatest at battle raps!

TheDoctorTenGrinch:
Your rhyme work is like Jimmy John's, going downhill Freaky Fast

You lost to Grav in the 5th Tourney? That's basically like finishing last.

You're too edgy Mit, you ain't no Slim Shady

Oh fuck! I forgot that you're now a lady

Gimme the Greenlight, I'm ready to hit the gas

You're set Amy, I'm running over your ass

The show's over Poe, get ready to flinch

You've got a new Phobia now, the Grinch!

TKandMit:
Need some love advice? I’m about to leave you crushed

We don’t need an update every time that you put up a fuss

I’ma chimney sweep the legs under Grinch, you’re horrible at this

Stick to online romances, and I’ll stick to on-stage performances!

You’re comparing apples to oranges; don’t go soft on me, bro

The only time you won a battle was by default, four years ago!

A trans joke? Gotcha! Didn’t realize you were gonna be the bitch

You wrote that shit up quick, but I just dealt with you in a pinch

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! DECIDE IN THE COMMENTS!