User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Round 2 Tournament- Gordon Ramsay vs. Internet Explorer

It's here! Round 2! Which means each battler gets 18 lines instead of 12! Today a chef faces a browser.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS TOURNAMENT

GORDON RAMSAY

VS

INTERNET EXPLORERRR

BEGIN

Internet Explorer:

Watch out, I'm about to go HAM on this chef

You're on three shows, and they all bore me to death

You look like a meth'd out Ellen Degeneres

Break your spirit? Easy. You're just that tenuous

Go ahead and try to cook a better rap.

Need a dis? Why don't you Google that? (bing)

I'm a big browser, I.E. the master

Who are you to me? Easy. Disaster

You'd best remove yourself safely and quickly from this match

'Cause You couldn't craft a comeback if you made one from scratch

I run rings around you, even without trying

Make you flashblack to your family, better start crying

Chef Ramsay:

You really had it easy, with your first-round-bye

Now your first round's down. I'll be your last round, bye.

I get more use from a dull knife than I get from you

Two back to back, 'bout to get beaten in blue

Until you're black and blue, defeated and bruised

Deleting you, heating you up, broken and abused

Dishing it back, like a chef on attack mode, no slack

I'm not taking crap from you, but I'm taking a Mac

While your taking a nap when I'm trying to surf

the flow hits you too fast; it's what you fucking deserve

Go faster, you cunt! I don't have all fucking day!

You'll get burned up in flames; what more's left to say!?

Internet Explorer:

Go fuck yourself- oh wait. You already did.

Your dumb-looking ass looks exactly like your kid

Remember me? I'm the browser OG

People use me to watch porn, then hit puberty

You need to hit the road, cause you ain't done jack

Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a snack

Gordon Ramsay:

The only snack you'll get is the words and teeth that you spit

step to me, legit- you'll see em' when you shit

You'll never win a battle, even against a little girl

Your raps are vile and disgusting, and they make me want to hurl

Nobody battles the Master Chef and lives to tell the story

You'll be left dead and gory, Chef Ramsay's in his glory!