User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! (rap 5)

It features
Olimar, Space Traveler of Nintendo VS Jefferson Davis, President of the Confedetae

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



JEFFERSON DAVIS



VS



OLIMAR



BEGIN:





Jefferson Davis:

You force those little carrots to work.



And you end up pulling there head off you jerk



<p class="MsoNormal">My raps will burn you more than a Fiery Blowhog

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<p class="MsoNormal">Welcome to Earth you quarter sized alien, where it takes you a minute to roll a log

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<p class="MsoNormal">I fought the Civil War and showed some class

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<p class="MsoNormal">That reason is why you should kiss my a**

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<p class="MsoNormal">Red, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Rock, wait what?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You had colors but then it turned into an object, you wild mangy mutt

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m still remembered to this day

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<p class="MsoNormal">The man you killed thousands will keep you at bay

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<p class="MsoNormal">Olimar:

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s a me Olimar-io, here to beat this failure.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Like a Yellow, I’ll throw you with some great air

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<p class="MsoNormal">I may be 2 cm, but I’ll stomp you hard

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<p class="MsoNormal">Cause winning battles is my trump card

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<p class="MsoNormal">You get sent to prison and you became president

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re being schooled by the Hocotate resident

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a wimp, like the Water Wraith you’ll be scared by a thud of a Purple Pikmin

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<p class="MsoNormal">Your chance of winning is my height min

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<p class="MsoNormal">Let me be frank, no one cared about you

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll swarm your a** before you even have a clue

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jefferson Davis:

<p class="MsoNormal">When I played your first game I thought “What is this bulls***?”

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<p class="MsoNormal">The South lost the war and it was my fault, I admit

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<p class="MsoNormal">You were working with the person that caused you to go back to Earth,

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<p class="MsoNormal">But we all know your mother gave you up at birth

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<p class="MsoNormal">Shigeru Miyamoto was on drugs when your game was created we all knows

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<p class="MsoNormal">Now go pop that zit you call a nose

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<p class="MsoNormal">Olimar:

<p class="MsoNormal">-music cuts for a few seconds-

<p class="MsoNormal">Wait did you call my nose a zit?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Here hold on I need to make a call be back in a bit

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<p class="MsoNormal">-2 rockets come down from the sky and the President of Hocotate Freight and Louie come out-

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<p class="MsoNormal">President:

<p class="MsoNormal">Olimar called us and said you called our noses zits

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<p class="MsoNormal">Louie:

<p class="MsoNormal">And you on the other hand throw fits

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<p class="MsoNormal">Olimar:

<p class="MsoNormal">Now you start be-Lee-ving that you have no chance

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<p class="MsoNormal">President:

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ll rocket through you like a lance

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<p class="MsoNormal">Louie:

<p class="MsoNormal">I controlled the Weevil and I can control you

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<p class="MsoNormal">Olimar:

<p class="MsoNormal">So what are you going to do?

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<p class="MsoNormal">All:

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ll beat you so fast it’s like rapidly pressing A

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<p class="MsoNormal">Now that this is done you better stay away

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jefferson Davis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Was that really a verse?

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<p class="MsoNormal">The Ship is just one huge man purse

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<p class="MsoNormal">President:

<p class="MsoNormal">On behalf of the Hocotate I will just say

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll be broken down like clay

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jefferson Davis:

<p class="MsoNormal">At the end of each game you left the Pikmin for dead

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<p class="MsoNormal">Look at Bulbie, Looks like a Bulborb that isn’t well fed

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<p class="MsoNormal">Olimar:

<p class="MsoNormal">Talking about my family, well more than half of yours is dead

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<p class="MsoNormal">The war would’ve gone better if you hadn’t had lead

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jefferson Davis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Is this really not done yet?

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<p class="MsoNormal">I swear it’s like all of you a singing a duet

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<p class="MsoNormal">Louie:

<p class="MsoNormal">Listen Davis, get out of here

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<p class="MsoNormal">You may lead a war, but we have nothing to fear

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT!?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">-hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo-

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY!

Who Won? Olimar, President, and Louie Jefferson Davis