User blog:HaxDude98/Rob Tick vs HaxDude98. Rap Battle

Rob Tick:
You're forever a virgin, like your blog activity!

You're more annoying than Warrior acting like a baby!

I've had enough of you, you indecisive kid,

Less than half of the wiki knows that you even live!

I'll put you in a Flat cast, Pal, better back down, son,

Before you open your shit mouth, I've already won!

I broke the wiki, you're not even famous!

You're an outdated joke, like Trix is for kids!

Hax, you hack, go back and suck Meat,

Cause everyone knows I'mma bring roasts to eat!

HaxDude98:
Man, I ain't got no fucking time to deal with your bitch ass

You're a kiss ass and once told me to help you out with your shit raps

Now you trying to start nonsense with the Hax Dude

You should've passed dude, Unless you wanted to get your ass whupped

Now that I got that out of the way….Seriously, Who the fuck are you dawg?

You’ve been on this wiki for 2 months, thinking you some Rap God

Rob, you’re a nuisance. Let me get that through your mindset

You think you won already?..Pfft. Fucking write some better rhymes then

Of course, You’re that virgin to eat cookies in their goddamn basement

You’re the type to get bullied by the kid who gets called faggot on a basis

I can create bullshit too. Here, Let me make up some knowledge

Rob Tick likes to rob dicks while playing with his Sausage

Rob Tick:
It probably took ten years to write that goddamn rap!

That sound from your lips is like that sound when you fap!

You look hairy son, like William Henry!

Leave you and my other challengers weeping gently!

Stop trying to deceive us, we all se through that face,

That you're an underage pill-pusher in 2nd place!

Understand how to rap before you face off with me!

My raps hit harder than that ComicCon orgy!

HaxDude98:
Yeah... I’m still waiting for a challenge, but you could be mentally.

That’s a bit far, but now try to leave this battle carefully

Nice and slow, there ya go.. you got it my friend

Promise, Robert Thomas, that you won’t fuck with me again

WHO WON?