User blog:Teddyfail/Pennywise vs It Follows - Epic Fail Battles of History

I finally broke the FNAF related or obscure characters rule! Yay! Party! Wait, no one knows who is "It"? It's that guy from It Follows? Still no? Fine, one day I'll break the rule.

Any 肥, it's the slow-walking stalking monster It from It Follows against the terror from Jella's nightmare Pennywise the clown (or It) from the Stephen King novel It to see which shape shifting monster deserve the name "It".

Also, drinking game: You take a shot every time I said the word "it".

The battle
EPIC FAIL BATTLES OF HISTORY

IT

VS

PENNYWISE

BEGIN

(Beat starts at 0:24)

Pennywise:
Oh, hi there! Aren't you gonna say hello to the superior?

I'm bring terror to children. You're targeting horny teenagers

Try to come at me all by yourself? Then you're not so Pennywise

Take a look at my deadlight and you will meet your demise

If you're the embodiment of evil, why don't you drop that stroll and run

You're silent, boring, dull, while I keep the murdering fun

Telling children don't have sex, you are just another Boogieman

Get haunted by my disses and slit your wrist, like Stan

It:
It's time for this so called devil to meet a real foe

You are like your home: Full of shit, and the stink comes from the flow

Is this the best you can do? Then I know the second part will be awful

And you better eat your heart out now, Ronald McDonald

With just white shirt and white pants, I can defeat John Wayne Gacy

If you try to fuck with me and I'll put you right back into that cemetery

Your ass got beaten by some losers with some stupid make believe

So stick to being a virgin cause I believe that sex is your defeat

Pennywise:
You spent your time chasing a girl and her whole group of fools

Still can't kill her under water and got capped in a pool

I'll bite the Entity if he mess with me, making him scream like little Georgie

Your slow and steady walk. I have seen better with that Ginosaji

My rhymes so hot, they're like a bowl of Curry, serve it up, now get burn

Yours are slower than a Turtle, take a step back and learn

I'm by King of horror lecture, killing before the space and time

My legacy will going on, while you will never ever have your prime

It:
You're not the King. I'm the horror coming straight from your nightmare

Squash this spider, snap your leg off and cut off that ridiculous red hair

Your rap's gold, but mine is silver for you; no more regeneration

Take this violent verbal bitch smack and go back to hibernation

Out of all the shapeshfting monster, you're the one deserves a beat down

You can change into every single person but stick to Bozo the clown

Silence this joker forever. You can call me a mimesweeper

Go back to watching boys shower and hide from the Grim Reaper

(The location suddenly changed into Antarctica. Far away, an small building blows up and starts burning. A man walks up toward the two rappers.)

??? ?????:
(Beat starts at 0:20)

You need somewhere to go? Man is the warmest place for you to hide

Turn the heat up, cause you're about to be terrified

(As the man rap his last line, his head spits open and another head pops up. It's the Thing)

The Thing:
Here's the Thing: You two Dittos better run away from this battle

Like Rob Bottin, when I'm finished, I'll put you two into the hospital

Frozen for 100,000 years. Now I'll devour two kids killers

Split your face and give you a taste of the Antarctica triller

I'm the OG shapeshifter. I bring the terror cause I wait

I'll leave this battle with more bloodshed than the end of Hateful Eight

You can't come close to burning me before I leave you two squealing

I'll be bleeding and shaking and then cling on the ceiling

Cause I'm the Thing. I'm insane, spitting blood more than you can bring

Going rampage in the winter and doing it once again in spring

You two bitches prepare to get fucked by my tentacle hentai

I'm the Thing from Another World. It's time for me to multiply

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC....

(The logo grows legs out of his side and crawls away)

Fail Battles of history...

WHO WON? Pennywise It The Thing

Trivia

 * The white shine behind the logo is the white shine from The Thing poster. I spend two fucking hours just to cut out that thing. Please tell me you notice it.