User blog:SophisticatedShark/Bad Battles Suggestions - Pac-Man vs Timmy Turner's Dad

This one is for Drag, hopefully he can find closure after this. This battle features the gaming legend Pac-Man up against the Fairly Odd Parents star character's father, Mr. Turner



BAD BATTLE SUGGESTIONS OF HISTORY

MR. TURNER

VS

PAC-MAN

BEGIN!!!

Pac-Man
Oh, Pac-Man is back, kicking ass on this track

And he's here to attack this sad excuse for a dad.

Yo I spit sickly and icky on this mic, call me Vickey

This pitied man-kiddy’s known only for his son, Timmy

Want to push my buttons? Well you can wait in the line

Because I’ll leave you looking blue once I bust out these rhymes

Oh woe no name, no brain, couldn’t even do addition

The worst neighbor on television since Homer fucking Simpson

And filled up to the brim with an eggnog addiction

Who has a hopeless career and who’s a fraud magician

I've been smashing in Pac-Land, now where have you been?

Oh right, dallying with your wife while you neglect your own kid

Mr. Turner
Calling me out for neglect? You're abused by Namco

With a freaky re-design and a brain-cell killing show

I'm a Squirrely Scout, Pac. I know thing about survival

Kick this two-legged soccer ball who hardly makes for a rival

See, I own this gluttonous ghost-eating hopeless bogus

You're the lowest, I'd devour you just like your fruit: bonus

And I roast your atrocious little transvestite mistress

You can scold me for my focus, but I have the dopest disses

I'm on point son, that's how we do at Pencil Nexus

You can't best this, I'd beat you like an alligator, senseless

I respect you for trying but I’m still gonna knock ya

You stand a ghost of a chance so walk away and waka waka

Pac-Man
You'd know about walking away, you're never there for your son

This is where you'd put your good raps if you even had one

See I’m a massive classic, the retro gaming jack of trades

You’re style is practically as nonexistent as your name

Topple you like the arcades when people queue and pool the cash

I'm burning up this Turner, I extinct this Dyno Dad

You’re a fairly odd failure, and that’s a no brainer

When it comes to Mr. Turners, I would much prefer the painter

Mr. Turner
Yeah you sure make some dough when you’re hoarding the quarters

It’s Game Over when I send this orb’s machine Out of Order

I’m on the ball, drop this ball who’s bouncing off his blue walls

And consuming pills and steroids, chased by squids throughout the halls

You get a-mazed when you're lost, you're all out of wishes

Like goldfishes out of water, you're about to be finished

And I don't need magic to wreak this Pac-Manic in his  labyrinth

Well that that is if it's real, I’d still beat this tic-tac eating addict

Get this ghost-buster out of Dimmsdale or he's gonna get hurt

You're the only kind of yellow-belly that’s worse than Dinkleberg

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

BAD BATTLE SUGGESTIONS OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? Pac-Man Timmy Turner's Dad

''Bad Battles Suggestions is a series I created to challenge my creativity and have fun as opposed to doing regular boring rap battles. If you find a suggestion that you truly think is atrocious, screencap it and post it in the comments.''