User blog:Loygansono55/Neil Armstrong VS Buzz Lightyear

Neil – I'm an astronomical hero who travelled all the way to the moon,

You're a feeble excuse for a toy,

And your end is coming soon

Since you're made of plastic,

My fist thinks you're breakable,

Me and my crew's landing is something that isn't fakeable,

When I'm through with you,

Star Command'll need to back you up,

After they're done too,

Away on Bullseye's back I'll gallop,

Into the solar system,

New planets I will find,

It's one small step for rap,

And one giant leap for rap-kind!

Buzz – I might be a toy,

But I'm collector's edition,

Let me out of my packaging,

And you'll get an ass kickin',

I'll blast you with my laser,

Whoop Uranus,

Leaving you suffocating in space will be quick and painless,

Who else was there when you ventured forth and made it?

Buzz,

So I'll take my fair share of the credit,

Your flight was nothing but Appalling Eleven,

Maybe in 2012,

You'll be chillin' in heaven!

Neil – When I beat you in this rap,

I'll be over the moon,

Again,

Time for you to go back to the toy box,

My friend,

I'll take you into space,

Leave you on Mercury,

I'm afraid your victory is a billion light years away!

Buzz – I'm fully articulated,

You've got no movement in a spacesuit,

I'll out-rap you in Spanish,

Give you the space boot,

When I bust out my wings,

I'll fly for a while,

And you're not just getting owned,

You're losing with style!