User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Total Drama Wiki Season 1: Who was it?

''The camera opens up on the late afternoon. The seering heat is visible on screen and everybody is sweating. Ynkr comes onto the loudspeaker. ''

 

Ynkr:

Everybody please report outside for today’s challenge, please.



'''Lak: Please tell me that he doesn’t mean “challenge” and he means that we will go swimming or go cool down on something, please! '''

 

'''Fire: I’m not going outside. In the shade, the degrees is 10 degrees cooler, it’s f***ing 110 inside the cabins right now… seriously. '''

 

''Everyone, who is sweating, walks outside, they are all looking pissed off. Ynkr has a fan blowing air on him, along with a cold cup of water. ''

 

Ynkr:

Good afternoon, contestants!

 

Wrath: It’s 120 degrees, what the fuck are we going to do?



<p class="MsoNormal">Four: Yeah, this is fucking stupid, why is it 120 degrees in the middle of winter?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: Did somebody tell their Pokemon to use Sunny Day?

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: Still insane. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nikki: okay, I have to talk to him today, he needs to change. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">SILECNE! We will be doing a challenge today, as you heard, and it will be revealing the truth. Now, there’s obviously some tensions going on, so we need to talk it out.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Lak flips off Ynkr. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">So if you would please kindly follow me, we will go down to the dock, this challenge DOES involve water, by the way.

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Fire: PRAISE THE LORD! '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">So let’s go down to the dock, shall we?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Everyone starts walking to the dock but Nikki pulls aside Wonder. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wonder, I need you to listen to me for s sec- c’mon, look at me!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: I don’t want to make eye contact with a trainer, I have only one pokemon left…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wonder, your Pokemon world is just a fantasy, listen to me!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: but… Pokemon is real life…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: ugh… hold on, stay right here.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Nikki goes into the cabin and returns a minute later with a game cartridge. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wonder, what do you think off this?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Wonder’s pupils grow wide. He grabs the game, hisses at Nikki, and runs down to the dock. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nikki: Well… that was unexpected… '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: I saw the whole thing… now I know what to do to make Wonder crack even more. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Everyone sees chairs rising up out of the water with a electric board in the middle of it. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">Welcome challengers, to day we will be revealing the truth about yourself, fun, am I right?

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Fire: TOTALLY not stolen from the real show… '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">So basically, if you don’t confess within 30 seconds, you will be dunked underwater and you will have a electrical shock. So, get into your chairs and get ready.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''A time lapse occurs and everyone is in their seats. All of a sudden, there are metal bars going across their bodies. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Four: What the fuck is this?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">Straps. Just so you don’t decide to leave this challenge.

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Fire: You best be joking. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">So, let’s start with a question, who here is obsessed with Pokemon

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Everyone stares at Wonder. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">To escape a horrible life at home fueled with cursing and a older sister going off to college?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Lak slams his hand down onto the button. (I’m just breaking in. the “To escape a horrible life at home fueled with cursing” isn’t true). ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wait, dafuq, Lak?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lak: Umm… hi guys.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">That is true about Lak. Next, who here is pregnant with a boy?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Nikki, sighs and presses the button. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wrath: HA, what a sl-

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Ynkr dunks Wrath underwater with a very high electrical shock. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">No, Wrath. We don’t use crude words of that level.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wrath: Fucker…

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<p class="MsoNormal">''(Fire gave me permission for this next part) ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">Next up, who is going to get a sex change into a girl due to multiple events that involved backstabbing and his girlfriend leaving him?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Everyone looks at eachother. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">5 seconds…

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Ynkr presses a button and everyone is dunked underwater. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s Fire, by the way.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Everyone looks in shock at Fire, who has his head down. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lak: Sex… change?

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: HA! What a pathetic loser… '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">Alright, next question, who here is secretly British and is currently trying to hide his British accent?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Four slams his hand down. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Four –in his accent-:

<p class="MsoNormal">Pip-pip cherri-oh fuck you Ynkr.

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: -laughs- '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">Who here has a stash of pokemon games that he keeps arou-

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Wonder presses the button, his pupils wide. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: definitely going to make him crack. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">And finally, who here started a lot of fights at school, was arrested 3 times for arson, threatened his parents with a gun on multiple occasions, and kicked children in the face?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Wrath taps the button and then sits back with his arms-crossed, adoring all the looks of shock on everyone’s faces. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Four: Damn, this guy has really got to go now. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">So now that we all know each other on a personal level, let’s all get down from here and go to the ceremony?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''The camera time lapses to Wrath filling a bag full of Wonder’s games and then he goes outside and throws it into the water. Wonder walks inside and opens up his suitcase. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder:

<p class="MsoNormal">Wh-where are all of my games?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Wonder goes onto a rampage as Lak and Fire walk into the cabin. Fire quickly runs and apprehends Wonder. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lak: WONDER! CALM DOWN!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: GAAAAAAAAAMES!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki runs into the cabin.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wonder, calm down…

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nikki: Now is my chance. '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wonder, stop this fantasy, Pokemon isn’t real, you have to listen to me!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: GA-GAMES!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: Wonder, please, listen to me-

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Wrath comes running into the cabin. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wrath: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Wrath kicks Wonderi n the head, causing him to go unconscious. The camera time lapses an hour later where Wonder wakes up. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: Umm… what happened?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nikki: -pulls out a game-: wonder, what do you think of this?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: Well, it’s just a game.

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nikki: YES, IT WORKED! '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: Holy crap, YES, I’m not… insane, as you would put it, anymore! THANK YOU WRATH!

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: He didn’t go insane like I had planned… DAMNIT! '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">''The camera shows the ceremony with only 4 marshmellows. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lak: ANOTHER DOUBLE ELIMINATION?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">Actually. No, one elimination, one disqualification. The disqualification is Nikki, because she’s pregnant.

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nikki: At least I opened up Wonder’s eyes to the real world… '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">And surprisingly, with a landslide of votes, Fire is out.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Four: WHAT?!

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wrath: Really? No one thought to vote after I did… '''

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<p class="MsoNormal">''The camera shows Nikki on the boat and Fire walking towards it, but, all of a sudden, Lak runs and pushes Fire out of the way and he jumps onto the boat. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lak: NO, YOU ARE NOT DONE YET!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''The boat leaves with Nikki and Lak on it, Fire turns around and greets the others. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Fire: Well that happened… thank you, Lak.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wonder: Damnit, I wanted to actually get to know Lak and Nikki in my current state…

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<p class="MsoNormal">''The camera goes onto Ynkr. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ynkr:

<p class="MsoNormal">And only 4 remained, soon enough, the final will come to. Will Wrath keep causing destruction? Will Fire actually make it farther? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Wiki!

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