User blog:J1coupe/J1coupe vs. Sierrastalker. Epic Rap Battles of Wiki-try.

Hello, Everyone. So, I was in the chat achieving nothing with my life as usual by.. staring at it, Sierra said she was bored, so we decided to have a quick rap battle. So, here it is. Enjoy.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKI-TRY!

J1COUPE!

VS!

SIERRASTALKER!!

BEGIN!

J1coupe:
Hello, Sierra, honey, the Doctor is here to bitch-smack you down,

don't go whining to your husband saying I kicked yo' ass outta town.

and will you shut up about your true love for that long-faced Black horse?

Hawk will be disappointed when he hears about your affair with InfiniteSource.

Sorry, but this will be your downfall, creeper, while I stand tall,

I can just assure you that after my lyrical burns the silence will fall,

Hey, you wanted this rap battle, so I'm bringing it- but it'll cost,

I hope you don't start TOTAL DRAMA again over how hard you just lost.

Sierrastalker:
If you want a real beating, just come out and face me.

Not a chance Coopay, just go back to the TV.

The only real thing that seperates me from you,

is that you're in denial that I'm better, (cuz it's true.)

My raps are like FIOS, you run on DSL.

So I'll beat you down bad, just like RespectthePixel.

When I'm done with this verse, I'll be the only one standing.

My hand to mission control: We're coming in for a landing.

(bitchslaps Coupe)

J1coupe:
you're trying too hard, Sierra, but all you're saying is just claptrap,

your raps are going straight into the toilet, like the stocks on the Nasdaq.

A battle against stalker is just a bore, just close that damn kitchen door,

'cause it's time for me to take the floor, call this the fields of Trenzalore!

You want to be like JennaMarbles? well, with that attitude you won't be.

hell, at least I have a show, aren't you the one who wishes to be in the TV?

lemme show you what happens if you mess with me with the 4-knocker,

after this you'll stalk ME for rappin' advice: just look for "The Doctor".

Sierrastalker:
Coupe, you have got no idea what I have stored.

For I know I'll beat this dumbshit, wannabe Time Lord.

I'll beat you down badly, just like all my other targets,

I'll send you back in history, through your fictional TARDIS.

It's Broadway and TV! You really need to know the difference.

Don't be sad, Coupe. I'm not done with my vengeance.

Did you seriously think you'd ever stand a chance?

You battled me and RTP, and barely holding your stance.

This battle is over, I've got a clear victory.

How I beat you so badly, that's no Scooby Doo Mystery

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WE DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKI-TRY!

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WHO WON? J1coupe Sierrastalker