User blog:HeyItsRed/RAP BATTLE - Veronica Sawyer vs Greg Heffley

uhhh

hi

this is a rap battle im doing

the audio isnt done yet but the lyrics are

enjoy

this is a rap battle between heathers protagonist veronica sawyers and the wimpy kid himself, greg heffley

Beat
Suffer Den by Kustom

http://picosong.com/inyL/

(yes its the squidward vs hello neighbor beat but i found it first)

Cast
Atronach's Aura as Veronica Sawyers

Eddiefrb as Greg Heffley

GrumpyPokemon as Heather Duke (cameo)

(undecided) as Heather Chandler (cameo)

Battle
 Veronica:

 Dear Diary

 I believe I’m a good person

 Ya know, I think there’s good in everyone, but here we are in this rap battle

 And I see this wimpy kid

 IT’S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE

 VERONICA SAWYER

 VS

 GREG HEFFLEY

 BEGIN

 Veronica:

 So here I am facing a stick. I’ll win I figure

 I mean by the day my brand gets even bigger

 I’ll bring you an even worse fate than your movies’ dying fame

 Since it pulled The Last Straw and named it Dog Days

 Thinking Holly Hills loves you, do you have any brains? Nah

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> And Rowley got a girl before you? Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Pull out my croquet mallet, you’ll be crying yourself to sleep

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> This will be easy, I’m used to taking down blue-balled creeps

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Greg:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Hey ‘Ronica, let me get one thing straight

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> With raps like that you must have frozen your brain

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Making fun of my crush? Your love life aint’ right though

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> A guy shoots blanks at bullies and now you’re dating a psycho

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> My raps are a Cranium Shaker to this Single Ryder

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> So get out of my party, teenage Joyce Byers

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> You can maybe change your name, you can ride up to Seattle

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> And maybe forge yourself a note to leave this battle!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Veronica:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> If I were to say you’d win, well, Ich Lüge

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’ll destroy your fantasies and then send you to your room

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> With a flow of ice I’ll return you to a bed wetter

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(19,79,92);white-space:pre-wrap;">That was a little harsh Veronica <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">SHUT UP HEATHER!!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Greg:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I beat you in my first verse and yet you’re still talking?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Well I never thought I’d ever see a Dead Girl Walking

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> You’re outclassed by Martha, and it’s quite easy to see

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> That this Heather wannabe only cares for J’s D

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Veronica:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Reboot all you want, I’ll still make you drop dead like Chandler

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Having Big Fun as I take out this bystander

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Taking advantage of your friends and then calling them a snitch?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> I’m sorry, but you are just a mythic bitch

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Greg:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Droppin bombs on you like the one under your school

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> You drove your best friend to suicide just so you could look cool

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Greg’s gone in HAM, this battle’s over finally

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Now it’s time to grab a pen and write this win in my diary!