Vince Offer

"You following me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious!"

- Vince Offer

Vince Offer filled in for Billy Mays after he died from a heart attack in his battle against Ben Franklin. He appeared in Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper
Offer "Vince" Shlomi (born April 25, 1964), also known as Vince Offer or '''The ShamWow! Guy''', is an infomercial pitchman, most famous for marketing the ShamWow! (a super-absorbent towel), Slap Chop (a handheld food cutter), the Schticky (a lint roller), and the InVinceble (a powerful stain remover). He has also advertised other products such as Eminem's 2010 album, Recovery. Offer was raised in Brooklyn, a borough of New York City. He also worked part-time as a writer, director, and comedian. He became known for his arrest in 2009 for beating a prostitute after she bit his tongue. While marketing products, he tends to make inappropriate jokes.

Prologue
I can.

Verse
You following me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious!

You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious!

Your boy George chopped down trees. You couldn't break a piece of balsa!

Slap chop your face! Make a double-chin salsa!

Your style is so broke, they call you "Poor Richard".

It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper!

Vince against a founding father is just too bad,

'Cause after this, America is gonna lose a dad!

Trivia

 * Vince Offer is the first rapper to take over after another rapper dies, and the second to back up another rapper, after Macho Man.
 * He is the first rapper to not introduced by the announcer.
 * He is the first Jewish rapper (as he was born in Israel). The second is Moses.
 * He, along with Steve Jobs and Doctor Who, are the only people to respond to the announcer. Coincidentally, all are played by Nice Peter, who is also the announcer, and are associated with the death of a rapper.