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Scraw
On this day I know I will not win

because attacking you would be a sin

O lord in Heaven, please protect me from Gravity

Because this Man keeps pulling me down with his levity!

Jesus is already back on earth, and his name is Jeremy

he'll leave everyone in awe of his genuine sincerity

I'm so lame I still play Club Penguin!

But you're so cool you have the newest Playstation!

Grav
Let me tell you the tale, of when God came to earth,

Met Mother Teresa, nine months later she gave birth

To a beautiful baby, who most call Scraw

Whose true title is like his penis: SO FUCKING LONG

Every time he grips the mic, all the ladies be popping

Saying “Damn panties aren’t the only thing he’s dropping”

My knees were built for bowing down, serve you only in slavery

You’re the god of studs, dude, I should put you in my series!

Remember when you came out and announced that you were straight?

That broke a lot of hearts, man, since the Wiki wished that you were gay

So we could be inside you, feel how it is to be Scrawland,

For once us plebes could know how it is to be the perfect man!

Scraw
No one anticipated the arrival of this lyrically lethal diesel

named GM: he wastes no time being feeble towards fecal people like me, the eagle

Grav got stacks on stacks on racks of facts he doesn't relax

and I'm not prepared for his excellent attacks even with my hax

They call you Ron Jeremy Sharp because you have a big dick

Meatholl is jealous cause all the ladies want to give it a lick!

If you look up GravityMan in the dictionary, this is what you find:

1: The greatest rapper of our generation 2: A Sharp Mind!

Grav
Damn baby, whoa, I didn’t know you felt that way about me,

And while you’re greater than all, you’re still less than three <3

You got good taste with Riordan’s books, I can tell you love the Greeks,

So spread your ass cheeks, I’m about to go deeper than your philosophy!

You make me blush redder, than the frizzled pubes of Miss Frizzle

Do you know Mat4yo? ‘Cause damn, that ass is chiseled…..

Holy shit, you got me flipped like the theme of this Tourney

I love you so much, dude, I release this win from Gravity!

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