User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokémon vs History. Cubone vs Batman

Welcome, one and all to Joker's Funhouse a brand new Pokemon vs History. This has been in Google Docs for about a week before I actually finished it for reasons.

Today's battle since I dodged veitnam is between the god damn batman, a guy who lost his parents and transformed into the god damn batman, versus, Cubone, because he lost his mother by Team Rocket. So yee.

Starring
Nice Peter as Batman

Epiclloyd as Cubone

Lauren Flans as Marowak (cameo)

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKéMON VS HISTORY

CUBONE

VERSUS

BAAAAAAAAAAATMAN

BEGIN!

The Battle
Cubone:

Woah there, Joker, let me put you in your place

I’ll beat you with my Bone Club before you see my real face

You smell like a juice stain, your name's truly Bruce Wayne

That mask can’t hide any of your depression or pain!

You might have punched Superman, but you wrecked your own hand!

I guess this rap isn’t going as you prepared and planned

You don’t have any powers, and you lost to Holmes!

I’m weak to ice-types, but my rhymes give you a killer cold!

Batman:

That’s a nice skull, did you get it from your mother?

You could cry in the moonlight or feint it out in the summer!

I’ve lost both of my parents, getting shot in an alleyway

I’m the damn batman, no cubone shall leave me swayed

I got cubone repellant, call the can the bat raps

I’d prefer to fight your dead mom, so evolve into a marowak

It’s somewhat hard to level up when you can’t even fight

You might want to call on a noctowl, because I am the night

Cubone:

You try to be the Bane of my existence, yet, you’re as tough as a Penguin

You’re a Two-Faced Killer Croc with a Black-Masked Harley Quinn

Melt your clayface off by giving a Punch of Fire

For this Man-Bat I’m facing is already beyond a liar

Batman:

This is the school of hard knocks, none of your disses are at my door

Putting villains to my name just proves you’re more of a bore

My disses are like deadshot, they never fail to hit home

Now get the fuck out of Gotham, or I’ll have Gordan call Jerome.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES

POKéMON VS HISTORY

polls
Who won? Cubone The God Damn Batman

Hint for next battle
It's almost time for a Mega Evolutin...