Billy Mays

"Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer!"

- Billy Mays

You may be looking for Bill O'Reilly, or Bill Gates.

Billy Mays battled Ben Franklin in the Epic Rap Battles of History 10, until he died from a heart attack, followed by Vince Offer replacing him. He was played by Colin J. Sweeney.

Information on Rapper
William Darrell "Billy" Mays (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009) was a famous salesperson and pitchman. He appeared in many infomercials. Because of his loud voice and famous sales pitches, he became known through national television. He is most famous for his work on marketing OxiClean, along with several other products. In 2009, Mays suffered from a heart attack and was found dead, autopsies showing cocaine in his system.

ERBoH Bio


Billy Mays here for Billy Mays' bio! I got started selling As-Seen-On-TV products on the Atlantic City Boardwalk! Wow, check out those skills! Then I moved on to boat shows, auto shows and state fairs! That’s how I got the job selling OxiClean detergent, a huge value for only $19.99! Comes with a years worth of supplies! And don’t forget my next big job, Mighty Putty! It’s the easy way to fix, fill and seal virtually anything! Of course I only sold products that I actually used, like the Awesome Auger, the Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, The DualSaw, ESPN360, the EZ Crunch Bowl, Flies Away, The Gopher, Grater Plater, Green Now, Grip Wrench, Handy Switch, Hercules Hook, iCan health insurance, the iTie, Jupiter Jack, Kaboom, Mighty Mendit, Mighty Putty, Mighty Putty Steel, Mighty Putty Wood, Mighty Tape, Orange Glo, Quick Chop., Samurai Shark, Simoniz Fix-It, Tool Band-It  Turbo Tiger, Ultimate Chopper, Vidalia Slice Wizard, WashMatik, What Odor?, and Zorbeez! I used and sold every one, every day, until I died of a heart attack from cocaine!!!!!!!

Verse 1:


Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer!

Watch me crush this bald, fat, foppish founding father!

I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats

I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats

I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales

You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!

Benny's got kite n key but you're in for a shock

When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Verse 2:
But wait there's more...

Billy Mays has a heart attack and dies on his second verse.

(Vince's turn)

Trivia



 * In the Behind the Scenes video for Epic Rap Battles of History 10, Billy Mays had an error title card, reading 'Billy Mayes'.
 * Billy Mays' shirt and background has an ERB logo on them.
 * He is the first character to die during a rap battle.