User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay2/Valaybleatbleatlay rap battles. Danny Phantom vs Edgar Cayce

Well... Hello, people! My battles are back so you can read them again.

What is the connection between these two? Well, I don`t actually know, I just wanted to make a rap battle with Danny Phantom and someone who was connected with the other world and lived in 18-20 century.

Danny Fenton
Hi, Ed! I`m Danny Fenton, the ghost boy!

And I`m here to beat in a rap battle a man whose ploy

Is telling lies to hundreds of people with a sleepy face!

First I thought you`re a hack but here`s the case:

You don`t take money for your “help”. You are crazy maybe?

No, really, what`s your main problem? Tell me!

I`m a cartoon superhero, however I brought more good

Than real pseudo-medium who predicted that Hitler could

Unite Europe in one democratic state and that Atlantis

Would rise from the ocean! And people still trust you. Fantastic!

You know, I think I should go, cause you are not even a specter

You are strange, old, unloved by your own kind, phony lector.

So I`ll return to my friends and my school where I’ll beat…

I don`t know, mystery meat or something else I can defeat…

Edgar Cayce
Listen here, you gothic grass eating Jewish trash lover!

You can`t even imagine things I’ve discovered

In my prophetic dreams and shared with people for the greater good!

When I was a child I saw a woman with wings in the wood

Now I can see your fate and even describe your existence 10 years later,

You`re a million dollar ghost for Nickelodeon, I could sleep all my life and still be greater!

Danny Fenton
Well, speaking of the future, I think it`s time to prepare for yours.

I changed my mind, I`m staying here. Get ready for my next verse!

Well, if you are soothsayer, why can`t you see that you`ve already lost

And I’ll be transformed? Well, never mind. I`m going ghost!

Danny Phantom
Ha! You left me no choice. See my green iris? Ha!

I can`t roast you with my rap but now I can freeze ya!

Edgar Cayce
Oh, don`t imagine you can scare me with these eyes and hair color.

I`ve just started dissing you but I certainly can feel a coming oldfag`s dolor.

Actually, I can`t understand why so many lost souls adore you.

Your time is a piece of shit, people enjoy Nick`s shit, and they aren`t few!

You`re another supernatural hero who fights with vampires and women looking like sluts…

 Our world needs God, not a painted in the style of cubism “hero” who kicks butts.

In front of me I see a worthless schoolboy, your only ultimate enemy is yourself!

The only distinction in your show is your good relationships with your sister, delph!

So go to that woman who wants to kill you and tell her what you have to tell:

“ Wearing the latex suit in front of your kids is direct path to hell.”

Danny Phantom
Hey, do not involve my family here or I`ll return the dead man to the ghost zone!

Gladis Davis will write “He couldn`t predict a worthless schoolboy will kick his butt!“ So

You had become mute but Hart returned your voice. Whatever!

It was a bad decision of The Laugh Man. You should have stayed voiceless forever!

Edgar Cayce
And you should be forever phantom! Stop cursing the world of men!

You`re half dead, right? There is a river. The river of life. Get the fuck out of this river then!

Danny Phantom
I`ll send you back to Virginia Beach

Where you`ll die being a useless bitch!

Edgar Cayce
Last rhyme was unimpressive like it was taken out of Skeptic`s dictionary… and then fucked.

You had a fairly good start but your final verse really sucked.