User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Steve Urkel vs The Fonz: Epic Rap Battles of BTTF

Ok, I lied earlier. I'm not doing the ERBoReturning Characters, but I'm still continuing ERBoBTTF. After this battle, there will be one more of Season 1, then a small break between Season 1 and Season 2. In this battle, we have the popular character from Family Matters, Steve Urkel, against fan favorite from Happy Days, Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, to see who's the better fan-favorite character. Here goes!

Cast
Tay Zonday as Steve Urkel (acting only)

Nice Peter as Steve Urkel (voice only)

EpicLLOYD as Fonzie

The Battle
EPICRAPBATTLESPFBTTF!

STEVE URKEL!

VS!

FONZIEEEEE!

BEGIN!

Fonzie:
Ayyy look, it's the nerdy Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Sporting flood pants, suspenders, and some whack-ass hair

You're a socially awkward oaf who can't score a date

Ask Mork, you're a dork, you fill everyone with hate

I'll strangle you with the string on your thick, nerdy glasses

Then round up your family and kick all of your asses

Look, you got guts if you think that you're gonna beat me

But no eleven year old boy is ever gonna defeat me

Steve Urkel
Look what you did, you call that a verse?

This is hardly a contest, we all know that you're worse

You're an Italian asshole who fixes cars for a living

Didn't your daddy ever tell you the meaning of giving?

Oh wait, he left you, didn't he? Your mom's heart got shattered

I guess he just forgot that Family Matters

Maybe if you hit your rhymes, they wouldn't be so bad

You just got beaten, Arthur. Did I do that?

Fonzie
Oh please, you ain't threatening, you sound like FRED

You've never had a Happy Day, dude, you're better off dead

'Cause I'm the coolest, even Stefan says that I'm the best around

So from me, you won't get nothing but a big thumbs down

Urkel
Gee, Mr. F, you must think you're so heavenly

But you've been wearing the same outfit since before the 1970s

I'm the most famous nerd ever! I've surely made my mark

Now I'll sit back, relax, and watch you jump the shark

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPICBATTLERAPSOFTOBACKTHEFUTURAMA!

Poll
Who won? Steve Urkel Arthur Fonzarelli