User blog comment:DexterMaximus/Winners Tourney! The Doctor (DexterMaximus) vs Sherlock Holmes (Four4)/@comment-6604133-20130506203448

Watson: Do tell, Holmes. What shall come of this?

Sherlock: This BBC bitch is about to get dissed,

You've tried to insult me but clearly you've missed,

Be afraid now, Doctor, I'm getting pissed!

Watson: Allons-y, we can crack the case of the time-warped douche-bag!

Sherlock: Indeed, my dear Watson, rap the truth to this hag,

Beating you like I did Rose Tyler,

See now, Doc, I am the best rhyme compiler!