User blog:Teddyfail/Freddy Fazbear vs Mike Schmidt - Epic Fail Battles of History

Many people here know that I don't have the best English here. So me making a rap seems crazy. But yeah, here is my rap.

Note
I started making this before FNAF 3 so here, Phone Guy is Purple guy

Beats
http://youtube.com/G8s4jDa1Psw

The battle
(Beat starts at 0:10)

EPIC RAP BATTLES AT FREDDY'S

FREDDY FAZBEAR

VS

MIKE SCHMIDT

BEGIN

Freddy Fazbear:

Hello children! Are you ready for Freddy?

But beware, close the door, cause this is about to get scary

Before you take this job. Think again. You fool

You can't even touch me. It's written on the rule

Sitting on your ass doing nothing. You're pathetic

Just like your life. Your rap will never be epic

I will show you how bad you will get beaten

You about to get fucked up like the bite of '87

Mike Schmidt:

This robot think it can defeat me? Are you crazy?

And your friend do all of the work? Are you that lazy?

You are a kid friendly mascot. Ha! Are you kidding me?

You hide in girl's bathroom. Are you watching them pee?

You are a souless killer but you have a soul of a kid

What you can never do is scare Mike Schmidt

I'm so dope. You will never see what's comin'

You will get shut down like the camera in the kitchen

Bonnie:

Bonnie is here. Back up for my boy Freddy Fazbear

Prepare for me because this is your Nightmare

Look. I am the best, giving Scott Cawthon the scare

You can play the 4/20 mode alone if you dare

Your flashlight won't last long so embrace the darkness

Once I'm done with you, I'll leave you eyeless

You just got diss. What should be next. Eureka!

I will pass my mic to my home girl, Chica

Chica:

Chica's here, staring at you through the window

I'll teach you a lesson on how can rap like a pro

So from the robot chicken, for years, have been cursed

Let me show you why Mike Schmidt is the worst

You are screaming and sweating, because you're in fear

Not to mention you made a very poor choice of career

Don't say I didn't warn you. Just go home and leave

I will chomp you down with my fucking double set of teeth

Mike Schmidt:

This is about to get real. I'm not kidding. No more foolin'

I will rip your face off, and pull your jaw open

I know you Bonnie. You're not that flawless

Get in here and face me so get out of the cloest

And that duck is a girl? Bullshit! It's dude

No more let's eat. Fatass. Stop eating all those food

You all are getting old, even started a fire

These kids just get owned. Just call me Markiplier

(SCREAM)

Foxy:

IT'S ME! Motherfucker! Foxy's in the house!

You can't even last five night with dumb ass Mickey Mouse

We're the face of the game while no one know your face

You get fired in the end while I'm the fan's fav

Just like my song. You're too dumb dumb dumb

So here's a tip. Check the ventilation system

My rhyme is so swift like I'm running down the west hall

So beware of me when you listen to the phone call

(Phone rings)

Phone Guy: (2:26)

Hello? Hello? I want to help you through night

I know they can be gross even without shinning a blacklight

Unlike your band, my rap is like a symphony

But first let's hear greeting from the company

All your salvaged remain will be sold in an auction

But blah blah blah. Let's get to the action

I'll grab that suit. Kidnap you. Without hesitation

Then kill you with no trace. That's murder in perfection

Mike is the boss and I'm Golden, Freddy

No matter how you see it. You are not that deadly

You maybe running this place but I'm your daddy

Even that bitch ass pewdiepie doesn't think you are scary

All the thing that you do are not orginal

Copying Chuck E. Cheese? You are worse than Mcdonald

I will take you apart, Mangle you, beat you til you're purple

It's 5 AM. Wait. What's that. Oh, no

Puppet:

I'm coming back even though I'm burnt and charded

Once I leave the prize corner and Pop! Goes the night guard

Puppet is the OG. Huanting since Fredbear Dinner

These guards can give up cause I am the winner

Us being not orginal? Ha. Bitch please

You are just another killer. A rip-off of Gacy

Mike Schmidt, you can eat more dicks than that faggot Link

And Purple Guy is the gayest name since Mr. Pink

You two just get destroy. My work here is done

Rest and peace out my friend. We can all go to heaven

WHO WON

YOU DECIDE

EPIC



RAP BATTLES AT FREDDY'S

WHO WON? Freddy Fazbear Mike Schmidt