Talk:Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible/@comment-172.79.131.235-20160714163438/@comment-4872155-20160714165345

1. Alexander the Great: "I would leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring until their vocals cords were torn up and shot!"

2. Ivan the Terrible: "Try to serve Ivan: no surviving!"

3. Frederick the Great: "I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière from here to Red Square!"

4. Catherine the Great: "How are you the head of our state when the state of your head was such a crazy one?"