User blog:MrAwesome300/Sauerkraut vs. Spam. Epic Rap Battles of Food 6

Ladies and gentlemen and food conesseurs, welcome to the sixth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Food! Today, two nasty ass foods are going head to head to rap: Sauerkraut and Spam! BEGIN!

Cast
Me as Sauerkraut, Spam, Jay Leno, and Rain Spout

Spam
Straight from WWII, this sandwich is gonna ensue!

You smell like shit! You look like a bowl of fingernails!

Go get scared by Goosebumps, you can't hump!

Sandwich king, Loyg's the ring, BAZINGA, PUNK!

Getcha tickets here, to the guns show! *flexes*

What's up with your hat, did you shit in that?

Sauerkraut
I may smell like shit, but I'm not a vent!

Imma tell your landlord about your bad raps and make him DEMAND FOR YOUR RENT!

I just rhymed, you bitch! My #4 least favorite film: Lilo & Stitch!

You think I'm bad? You're what immature 8 year olds do on online chat rooms!

Boo hoo hoo! You're the lack of the economy!

I've never tasted you, but I highly doubt that you're creamy.

Spam
Hahahaha, COME OOOOOOOOOON!

Your sauerkraut-y ass about to feel this hammy wrath of Spam!

Your rhyming in that verse doesn't matter, really!

If I can beat you in poker, you're sure as hell picking that up!

Never tasted me? You're REALLY missing out!

I've heard better rhymes from my friend, the rain spout!

Rain Spout
I pick up rain, you wanna mess with me?

I'll pour rain in your bowl, like stormy tea!

I've been through hurricanes, yo, yo, I've been in the snow!

Because when I rock the microphone, you'll sure as hell know!

Sauerkraut
You can't defeat me, you slimy muck!

You're as sly as a fox, but you can't even read!

Go feed the cow, go run about!

I don't give two craps about that lame verse from Rain Spout!

You think you can have a third party? I think not.

Because meet my little friend...JAY LENO!

Jay Leno
Sup to the soup! Cough in the boot!

I'm being replaced by Jimmy Fallon, but he can snippity snoot!

Look at my late night suit! It's grand, and branded!

I eat none of you foods, because I'm too good for that!

Watch my show, 12PM on NBC!

You know what I hate? THOSE GOSH DARN BEES!

Who won? You gotta tell me! Sauerkraut Spam Rain Spout Jay Leno (finally)