User blog comment:LakuitaBro01/Rap battle royal/@comment-7404587-20130605002840

Listen buddy, it ain't funny that you're obsessed with Link.

I'll out-rap you faster than you can even think.

Lakuita gonna be a quitta', that's the picture,

Fight it out like Super Smash Bros right here in the centa'.

This battle's so exciting, you could call it a thriller.

After I've kicked your ass, let me show you a link of Jeff the Killer.

While you were makin' battles, takin' battles, breakin' battles, fakin' battles,

I'm in the chat room with some drama and I'm dealing with assholes.

Lab Tux's the only one who deserves the Link face,

You're not a true Hero of Time, you're a pussy and waste of space.