Darth Vader

Darth Vader battled Adolf Hitler in Epic Rap Battles of History 2 and Epic Rap Battles of History 16 and was played by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper
Darth Vader (born Anakin Skywalker) is the central character of the Star Wars saga, appearing as one of the main antagonists of the original trilogy and as the main protagonist of the prequel trilogy.

The character was created by George Lucas and numerous actors have portrayed him. His appearances span all six Star Wars films, and he is an important character in the expanded universe of television series, video games, novels, literature and comic books. The films establish that there was originally a Jedi Knight named Anakin who fell to the dark side of the Force; he is also revealed to be the father of both Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia, the two main protagonists of the original trilogy. After turning to the Dark Side, Vader is a ruthless henchman of Emperor Palpatine; he secretly intends to overthrow Palpatine to establish himself as ruler of the Empire. Vader is ultimately revealed to have personal honor in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, when he sacrifices himself to save his son, Luke.

ERB Bio
(According to the Epic Rap Battles of History Website) (Deep breath….deep breath) As a child, I was a terrible actor. I grew up on Tatooine as Anakin Skywalker, a slave child who built stupid, protocol droids that I later forget existed. In my twenties I went through a rough period where my body got pretty messed up. My face was burned and I became part robot. (Deep breath…deep breath) The good news was I got this awesome new body with a cape, helmet and sweet ass deep voice the ladies go crazy for. (Deep breath) I was so popular Rick Moranis played me in the movie "Spaceballs.” Anyway, I became the leader of the dark side, which is cool because women love a bad boy. I moved to the Death Star and wreaked havoc while trying to get my son to join me. Of course, he didn’t know he was my son so I had to cut off his hand and freeze his friend in carbonite. Then he cut off my hand (yes, the irony) and it turned into a big mess. Eventually I searched my feelings and redeemed myself by saving my son from some magic lightning. (Deep breath…deep breath) Then I was killed by that same lighting. But I lived on in ghost form to look down from the clouds and approve of my son who saved a planet of giant, dancing rodents. I’m also the voice of Mufasa in “The Lion King,” which is pretty damn cool. (Deep Breath)

Verse 1:
You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force. Why even bother?

So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?

You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick,

You call that a moustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.

You bitch. Let me remind you who you're messing with

Everything that you did, I'm the mother fucker who invented it

I'm the original Dark Lord. You're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice

My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it

Verse 2:
(Heavy breathing)

Suck my robot balls!

Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off

A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass

We'll call my homeboy in Israel. See who got the last laugh

Verse 1:
Someone who loathes you, bitch. Now stand up and rhyme

I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time

Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa

I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe

I strike back hard against a Nazi

Brain toss your ass in the air, Yahtzee!

Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am

I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp

I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt

So suck on deez... Deez robot nuts!

I'm gonna enjoy watching you die

So let me do it with my own eyes

Trivia

 * In Epic Rap Battles of History 16, the music to the battle is shown to come from Vader's life support box.