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Me against former self.

Me
There once was a kid

who did nothing but hid!

His name was Gunther

but now he's mature!

He was afraid of thunder

and now he's unsure,

what was wrong with him back then!

When he had no power!

That means he's a grown from

then when he was a fool

He wasn't cool

but now he's me!

Former Self
Calm down will you!

Stop talking in third person!

I will never grow up to be you!

You're a fucking person!

You know what, I'm cool

stop making me look like a fool.

Cause I ain't no bitch,

You wanna mess with.

I know that I won't

be a person like you don't

underestimate me you're such a sick

dude, go suck a dick!

Me
What? You mad hog!

Of course you'll be me,

your racist faces won't match to mines.

So come on I'll be standing here!

I am something that you must fear,

your future is what I'll choose

so give up! I've already won!

Former Self
Yeah so what.

I know we're one being,

But we are in parallel universes

so you don't affect me or my verses,

that I wrote myself.

It's something you never decided, bitch!

You can't win this you witch!

No one even knows you in the public.

You watch ERB what?

That's for people like me to watch!

You're too old,

and I'm made out of gold!

So this, rap battle, shall end, right now!

2
Me against my friends battle royale

BOSS (that's what I called the announcer back then)
Epic rapping battles of righy now!!! Gunther vs bruce vs Alex vs Nicky vs Jason!

Gunther
Here we go, I'm about to put these monsters to an end!

Like you put shit music on a stand!

I'm like a god of math you guys hate to go to bath!

When you were 15, Bruce and Nick you guys are dicks!

You broke a TI-83 when it came out Alex but Jason, you're the worst see?

You dropped out of your high school!

So, you are not cool, you should drool!

Like a dog, backwards god, see you can't win this you are like clogs, to life!

You don't deserve to live go find a wife!

Bruce
wheni was 15 I was a messy boss

Unlike you nicky you werejust a mess and a loss!!

We should call you dicky you fucked up and fulla shit.

You alex, broke a valuable and vote for McCain and mitt

You hatr the president and you cry a lot!

Like a girl fucking god! But jason got suspension and decided to quit school

Motherfuck not cool but not as bad as gun gun

Who addicted to com com,

Never get up go outside play ball game play computer game

Alex
Dafuq you just say bout me?

I don't cry like a girl but like a man see? I don't hate the president I think McCain and Romney are good no bama, Obama, Joe Biden, Bin Laden!

Nicky man, you messed up kicked from da club.

You were gay, kissed brett and Norman, yay...

Jason and gunther both suck they are people who get out only for work, so messed up fuck you I work, to win Ok?

Nicky
Your insults to me are not as bad as yours to each other, that's all I gotta say I cant write raps. Yo Norm finish this for me dude.

Norman
Oh Gunther you sucked to begin with and now you can't go out

Bruce bad grammar boy, and you're dirty they shout!

Alex, you hate America that's all I got to say!

And Jason you dropped from school yay!

Jason
Dick ya got a boyfriend rapping for you? He was right for the others but not for me!

Ya got no clue, I ain't a failure you see? I make money! Not funny! The whole world sees all you guys' flaws motherfucker, me aint breakin no laws!

Yo, this battle is over.

Richard
I don't give a shitty shit about what you fucking fuck, you bitch with little cocks and dicks!

All
Wat?