User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas - R.L. Stine VS H.P. Lovecraft

I saw this and liked the idea so lets try this out.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! R.L. Stine VS H.P. Lovecraft! BEGIN!

Stine:

Welcome to Dead House, my raps will leave you with Goosebumps.

I write books that could make Stephen King jump.

I'm the king of children's horror.

You'll be frightened by the ghosts at the Fear Street corner.

I admit my creations can be a bit odd.

But nothing's stranger then being afraid of an octopus god.

I'm a writing master, you're just a Shadow Out of Time.

You're mental state is just a psychological crime.

So listen up Howard, welcome to a new dawn.

You're filled with more bullshit then your necronomicon!

Lovecraft:

I can tell, you're shaking in your boots.

You're just a weed, and im gonna pull you up from the roots.

I grew up in a Rotten School.

Life can be so cruel.

You're already being oppressive with your shocking revelations.

You can't even compare to my creations.

I'm slightly mentally unstable.

But let me tell you that i'm able.

You think your creepy? Please. No one is scared of you.

Now listen close to the call of Cthulhu.

Stine:

I'm a frightning master of mystery.

Everything you ever made is over and history.

Don't bother with your weak little taunts.

I'll leave your scarred and afraid like one of your Night Gaunts.

You complain that my writing is bad, but its just modern evolution.

You're own father was locked in a mental institution.

He, like you, couldn't move along with the times.

Keep trying to take shots with your Mostly Ghostly rhymes.

You winning is as likely as hearing one hand clappin'.

You're a mental breakdown just waiting to happen.

Lovecraft:

Let me get this off my chest before it's too late.

Teach you what it is im trying to demonstrate.

I'm a gothic horror OG.

You're just a child MC.

If i ever complimented you, i was being sarcastic.

You're a poor writer who's published by Scholastic.

You're writing style is just repetitive and bland

Rhymes weaker then your spin off Horrorland.

Nobody is afraid cause all your creations are in your head.

When it comes to your career, i'm not the only thing that's dead.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC "Creepy Howl" RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? R.L. Stine H.P. Lovecraft