User blog:Batman3095/Batman (won) v Superman: Dawn of a Cinematic Universe review with derpbat


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We now live in a world post Dawn. Wow....it feels so right, but it feels so wrong. I have tasted both sides. I am officially bicinematicuniversial.

randum shet et bigenin 4 no rezun

Oh wow, derpbat! You have returned!

yeh but im gunna lev cuz u kopen tedefal

No I'm not!

yez u r

Nope

yep

Okay fine I am! But anyway back to the review.

It was very good considering I already knew what would happen based on the trailers. OK DON'T READ AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT SEEN CAUSE SPOILERS!!!!!

ok now spoilers

Superman's death........................................................................................................................................why?

Why kill him? No emotion would be felt. Was this just a trailer for The Dark Dirt Rises (get it? cause the dirt on the coffin levitated cause)

Lois doesn't really need to be in the film. She just was....there.

Now this is for you all that thought Affleck couldn't be a good Batman. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GOT EM AFFLECK KILLED IT (get it cause this batman killed cause) GET REKT MARVEL FANBOY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ok casting

Affleck as Wayne 10/10

Gadot as Prince 10/10

Cavill as Superman, still the same....9/10 (I don't love him as much as I do the other two)

Ok now everyone

Batman was done 10/10

Lois in the film was 4/10

Superman in the film was 8/10

Wonder Woman 9/10

Lex Jr. 9/10 (you should know by now Eisenberg is Lex Jr.)

Doomsday.....nope

One last question...does Zod have a cock? Cause it's not there.

k bye for now coming soon new loooomy narty confirmed cause i do what I want.