User blog:Manlyman21/Leonardo Decaprio Vs Leonardo Da Vincini

LEONARDO DE CAPRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LEEEEOORNADO DA VINNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

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Leonardo Decaprio:

There is only one Leonardo and it is a Decaprio!

Look up  to me as I glow!

You fucking rennaissance hobo!

Took years for you to paint, but takes me a second to flow!

As you know, I don't give a shit!

This movie star is about to get lit!

Looking at your paintings makes me spit!

Proof to you that I am the real artist!

Hollywoods heaven sent!

From Titanic to the revenent!

Please, paint my career!

I know you like it in the rear!

Leonardo Da Vinci:

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention

I'll fuck you in my dream! Try inception!

Your just sad that my art hit ascension!

My paintings gives redemption!

Your an average actor!

They felt bad so they gave you an oscar!

Becuse you got raped by a bear! Yup!

Arnie Grape is about to get teared! Up!

Johnny Depp won't stand up!

Toby Maguire won't sling up!

Depps little brother gonna get fucked up!

Leonardo Decaprio:

My raps fly like the aviator!

Ask Martin Scorsese, that I am real player!

Bitch! I am richer then the wolf of wall street!

So much money that I can buy this beat!

And make you admit defeat!

I am a part of the Goodfellas army!

I am the modern white O.G.!!

Watch the departed, wait your too poor to get a seat!

Fuck! My private jet! I am gonna be late!

Why don't you get in your little wooden plane! Fly away!

(Leonardo Decaprio flies away)

Leonardo Da Vinci:

Bitch! You ran away so you can cry!

Tell your mom that I said hi!

You scream in every movie that your in!

You admitted defeat!

That means that I win!

(Johnny Depp comes into the battle)

Leonardo Davinci:

Are you going to finish his battle!?

Johnny Depp:

Nah, my mom just died and my wife is leaving me

Leonardo Da Vinci:

That sucks.....

(Johnny Depp cries and hugs Da Vinci)

(Mathew Mcconaughy walks in)

Mathew:

Lenardo Decaprio is such a sore loser!

Alright! Alright! Alright!

THE END!!!