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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

PRINCESS CELESTIA!

VS

ARCEUS!

BEGIN!

Celestia:

What am I even facing, a pokéfreak?

With your “dragon” power, you’re still weak!

I look elegant, but you look very strange,

You made all pokémon, but they’re all deranged!

I make the sun rise, so buck yeah, I can burn you,

You’re a normal type, what are you gonna do?

You’re so cheap, you made Palkia and Dialga just to do your dirty work,

By making them control space and time, wow you jerk!

I am a role model to all fillies and foals,

And I’ll blast anypony who calls me a troll!

I may be a princess, but I can still get rough,

I rule Equestria, but you created all life and let it get messed up!

Arceus:

You MUST be out of your mind to challenge me,

I created all pokémon, you just move the sun for fillies!

I’m 10 foot six, you might as well bow down,

I’m so regal, and I don’t even have a crown!

My shiny is gold, your mane is a weird rainbow,

I am a genderless badass, and got better flow.

I was born before the universe, yeah the the first,

You’re a princess? Well, you’re one of the worst.

I can change to any type, but I know you’ll get burned,

Even without fire type, bitch, you will learn,

That challenging me was a mistake, but it is too soon,

I’ll whoop you so bad then when Chrysalis beat you!


 * Arceus shoots dragon rage at Princess Celestia*


 * Princess Celestia gets knocked out*

Luna:

You want to take down my sister? Well you’ll have to go through me!

This princess is pissed, thou wants to beat this?

Well too bad bitch, I move the moon, and I’m fighting for my sis!

You tried to destroy the land, how can we trust you?

I’ll suck up your soul like Nightmare Moon.

I’ll shove those plates up your flank, you disgrace,

You’re soulless and boring and I can’t see your face

I whooped you, with my CANTERLOT VOICE! Get ready for a scare,

Because, now I’ll see you in your worst nightmares…

MegaArceus:

HA! I can’t believe such a weakling is talking with pride,

I’m Mega, and better, so bitch, step aside

All you are is jealous cause your sister gets more fame,

She banished you? Now that’s a shame!

She also could move the Sun and Moon without you!

What? Are you gonna cry? Actually, yeah, that’s what you’ll do!

I’ll beat you in a sweat, you’re aren’t a threat, and not scary!

You won’t forget, that I’m the best, and LEGENDARY!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF. RANDOMNESS!