User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battle 7- Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsay

This rap battle is my first one with a normal matchup. I want to see how well I can handle a battle like this and writing lyrics and whatever. Check out some other ones here if you haven't yet. Note: Halfway through, I got bored with this matchup so yeah.

Flappy Bird v. Pac-Man here

Princess Peach v. Twilight Sparkle here

a fruit salad v. Sonic the Hedgehog here

anyway, begin.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

GORDON RAMSAY

VS

SIMON COWELL

BEGIN

Gordon Ramsay:

You think you stand a chance against me?

Then prepare to get burned to the third degree.

I've got more talent in my middle finger than you'll ever achieve

If you can't face the truth, then you'd better fucking leave.

Simon Cowell:

Please, just shut up you whiny little prick.

I may be SyCo, but you're a lunatic.

Quit with the screaming, I hate metal crap.

at least it doesn't sound as bad as your rap, though.

Gordon Ramsay:

I can safely say you don't want beef with me.

I'm a Master Chef, the HKMC.

I'm perfect, you're just one big bloody flaw

my rhymes are the only thing I'll serve to you raw.

Simon Cowell:

Seriously, dude? That's the best you could do?

I've heard oompa-loompas rhyme better than you!

You're a kitchen nightmare no one can avoid.

making managers go from bad to unemployed.

WHO WON WHO Gordon Ramsay Simon Cowell

Should I do logical matchups, I don't think I should because it bored me. Yes Do it or I'll kill your family No