User blog comment:Cacola/Weird Al Yankovic VS Scout/@comment-5393732-20130407142814

Nice to Meet You, Scout. You've now entered a world of danger

No need to Go Crazy, it's simply a Force-A-Nature

After this, you'll have to Lose on Jeapordy just to pay your bills

Call me "Strange Al" now, 'cuz I'll be counting my kills

I'll Polka your Eyes Out, rockin' since the 80's, bitch!

You drank "Too. Much. Caffiene." but here's a Crit-a-Cola hit

You reek of Nirvana, but I'll still give you Generic Blues

Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and you lose