User blog:Firebrand794/Mitt Wachny vs Fourack Obama ft.ShoopdaAbe (Romney vs Obama parody)

Dat long name, anyway new parody, all the users in this were okay with me doing this so, I did :P. Let's get started.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF USERS!



MITT WACHNEY



VS



FOURACK OBAMA



BEGIN!



Wach:
Not gunna let this battle be directed by facts

I'm rich! Unlike you I don't have to fap!

We all know what went down in that September promotion,

You're a decent moderator with a winning complexion.

You're all Ber-rack and no bite, been no change but we're ALL still hoping

That you'll shut your mouth, but like Tbone's account they're both open.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Your from the nigga city, where you're looking pretty,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">with you blowhards but come January you'll be left demoted and not mod

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Raw rhymes, stronger than Macho's lines, when I spit a phrase

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Elbow dropping you harder than Kim in my ERB days.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You see this mod status, I got several asses saved

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Took you you 7 months to finally settle down and behave

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You feel that Joey? You're old news, everyone's having doubts,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">And your rhymes are as weak as this community, that you've done nothing about

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Call me a vicious Macho Man, cuz Axel's crushing this place

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I'll go Mr Krabs on your Squiddy Ass, restructure your face!

Four:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">They say Savage was a good man, you must be what's left

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Need to stop hating on blacks, lettum teach you how to dress

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You got the Berry crush, and a Walking Dead face,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">So crushed and white it's like I'm rapping gainst a crab cake!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The trolls need a socpuppet and you fit,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Got their mouth in your, I'll call you rick

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I'm a head of swag, you're a head of cabbage, Bout to get stuffed, by my chocolate package (lolol)

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You're a bad mod, with no chance, you can't even touch me

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I got two more months (TWO MONTHS) til admin, just trust me.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I hope you save your best rhymes for the second half

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Cuz right now, I'm 45 percent through kicking your ass.

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Wach:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">WHATEVER. That 45 thing gets you real mad,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">what? Does it remind you how many break ups you had.

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Four:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Look, I respect your decisions, but it might get crazy,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">If a chat mod is to afraid to invite her lady.

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Wach:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">HA! Don't bring up girls man, Wachoo doing?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You got laid by the female verson of Patrick Ewing

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Four:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Well let me be clear, and don't get it twisted

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it.

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Wach:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">euuuuugh, you're a stuttering Conductor puppet!

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Four:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Oh yeah? Well you're stupid.

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Wach:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You're stupid!

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Four:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Nuh-uh!

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Wach:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">ERRRRRR

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Four:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">ERRRR

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Nighthawk:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Caw!

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Shoop:
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT DARK BIRD

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">THE BEST CHAT MOD SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">(To Four) YOU! I WANNA LIKE YOU! DON'T TALK ABOUT CHANGE, JUST DO IT!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I POST WHAT'S ON MY MIND UNTIL A BATTLE GOES THROUGH IT!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">(Wachow) AND YOU! MACHO BOY! YOU'RE A PANCAKE, YOU'RE FLIP FLOPPITY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">IT'S A WIKI, NOT A COMPANY, YOU CAN SPREAD LIKE MAD COW DISEASE!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I'LL PROBABLY REACH AROUND THE WORLD AND BITCH SMACK YOU AS CHAT MODS

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">OF THE USERS! (Slap) BY THE USERS! (Slap) FOUR THE USERS! (slap) NIGHTHAWK!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Night:

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">CAW! (takes Shoop off)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">WHO WON?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">PROBABLY NO ONE!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">EPIC (Caw!) RAP BATTLES OF USERS!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Who won? <p class="MsoNormal">Mitt Wachney <p class="MsoNormal">Fourack Obama ShoopDaAbe