User blog:Tkid115/115 Rap Battle News w/ Eren Yaeger

Hello, people! My name is Eren Yaeger.



You know....from the popular anime "Attack on Titan"?

................no? Well....

WATCH IT! BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND F#*KING EAT YOUR ASS!



.... I'm just kidding. Sorry if I seem awkward! It's my first time doing something like this!

Anyways, I'm here to talk about the series of lyrical fights known as

"115 Rap Battles."

Made by my good friend, Trent (Tkid115) Matthews!

Well,..... it's been slowing down a bit. Like..... the last one was almost a full 2 MONTHS ago!

Well, luckily, I got in contact with Tkid and he says the reason for this LONG wait time was..... writers block.

Yes.

Writers Block.

Of all the f*#king things.



But luckily, he says he's almost done with the NEXT battle! AND he says that it will be up within the next week!



He's been busy with alot of things, including a full story he's writing, technical issues, a BIG break-up

(Sorry, Trent)

But he assures us that everything is ok nad that he wants to get this season DONE!

Aaaand....

He wants me to give you hints as to what the next battle is..... not as if you guys already don't know.

Anyways, here they are:

"Even while watching your show, I could close my unblinking eyes!

It was so fucking lame, I'd rather have watched CSI!"

"You're liking this ass-beating! Judging by that smile, I can tell!

''You fucking creep! I'll make YOU go to sleep! In HELL!"''

Well, hope that RUSTLED your JIMMIES for a bit!

Season 2 will carry on as planned!

Oh yeah, and the season 2 finale will start on the 15th of August!

And

WE

NEED

PEOPLE!!!!!!



.....be sure to sign up!

Oh, and I'M soon gonna be in a battle, soon! Tkid said he's hook me up with a worthy opponent!

Hopefully it's not some Greek-demigod pussy or shit like that...

But it looks like my time is done here! Be assured, I'll be back!

Until then:

TIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!