Talk:Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc/@comment-4998540-20131102040723/@comment-4998540-20131102044642

So...uh, this...guy, we won't say his name...he was sitting at lunch with his friends. One of these friends...was really smart...but not the most socially intelligent, one of the weirdest people ever. The guy who this weird guy is friends with likes a girl, who was sitting at the next table. So...the uh, friend who's weird...he got the idea that it'd be funny to...uh...yell something out loud. So, when no one expected it, the friend yelled "Hey, (girl main character likes)! (Main Character) wants to fuck you!". All of the friend laughed...and our main character (who is not the weird guy who yelled) just threw a bag of carrots at the main characters. Legend has it, this main character is also a sexy beast who smells of root beer and sexiness.

~le fin~