User blog:Andrew0218/Alfred Hitchcock vs Tim Burton - Dem Epic Rap Battles

A tried-hard-to-make-it-close-but-still-far-from Halloweenie Frankenweenie battle.

Also, Nail helped me making it, so be sure to check out his Random Rap Battles of Randomness.

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!



ALFRED HITCHCOCK!

VS!

TIM BURTON!

BEGIN!

Alfred Hitchcock:
Alfred Hitchcock presents Tim against the Master of Suspense

Just like all of your films, I bet your raps won’t make sense

I got Globes on my back and Laurel on my lap

Lifetime achievement, while you keep on making crap

Every time I pick up a script, I create a blockbuster

You really do think scissor-freaks will get you popular?

Well guess what, your directing skills aren’t close to good

So get out of my studio and go back to suck Ed’s Wood

Tim Burton:
If you think you can beat me, then you must be MacBluffin

Against this dark horror rap director, your films mean nothing

I’m gonna Sabotage your victory, just like what you did to your all your movies

I can see you’re mad at me, but I guess someone is just real moody

Yes, your films might be scary, after you’ve improved your special effects

Now my works are something that you’re never going to forget

You’re greatest filmmaker? Now that’s a shocker

Considering that you have never gotten any Oscars

Alfred Hitchcock:
Your rhymes are Notorious, rapping skills is something you lack

You can’t defeat me in rap, I’m a Psycho on this track

You’re about to be crushed with the strength I’ve got

Hitchblock, Hitchcock, Hitchlock, Hitchshot

Tim Burton:
With a legend at directing, I’m surprised at his use of words

Should’ve keep silent like Chaplin, and keeps playing with stupid birds

You think you’re great but your choice actors aren’t even wide

Had to make your daughter act while I got Depp on my side

Alfred Hitchcock:
Scratch the Christmas part, you’re a nightmare every day

You’re the worst director ever since that dude named Michael Bay

You think you’re the best, huh? Well, I don’t think so

I’m standing so tall, when I look at you and I get Vertigo

Tim Burton:
No matter how much you’ve tried, you know I’m still greater

So why don’t you just shut the hell up, Mr. Mad Hater?

I’m gonna end this battle, and your rhymes will get denied

So I’ll sneak up to Patricia and I’ll make her my Corpse Bride

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Alfred Hitchcock Tim Burton