User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Dark Cyan vs ThyNotShallRap. 6th Official-ish Wiki Rap Tournament Round One



i fucking wrote my lines in a day

am i okay

do i not care or is it truly my best

fuk

ThyNotShallRap:
Fucking why, Grav? The other half of Snakemania?

I always insult tiny crania rotten with bibliomania,

Would be no surprise if Mr. Literature choked,

But he'd try to find a way to make another dick joke!

Sure you had good runs in tourneys, ‘till Bantha made you blue milk,

Now Outsider Ponyboy here is one who shoulda got bilked!

Oscar Wilde to Vampire shit, you’re keen to write of things that suck,

You think you’re golden Mother Goose, but you’re another ugly duck!

Dark Cyan:
Does this semifinalist gotta teach you how to make a decent finisher, Thy?

No wonder you couldn’t pin Jake clean, despite a rap rep as a talented guy

…Having written six battles in over two years? I’ve published 68 in the same time!

Either my maths is wrong, or “Thy could possibly beat Cy” is a total lie!

You changed your avatar to Tom Morello; a futile effort I deprecate.

You’ll always be Jango, and this Bad-Ass Motherfucker’s gonna decapitate!

Before you ever beat me, we’ll see the release of Half Life 3,

Or even less likely, another fucking Star Wars vs History on the wiki!

Thy:
<font color = #EC0C0C>More decapitation jokes? Man originality doesn’t budge,

<font color = #EC0C0C>But you’re in for a real loss when you ain’t got Cave to be a judge !

<font color = #EC0C0C>And I know you love publicity, so send this to your magazines :

<font color = #EC0C0C>“Unforeseen: Teen Destroys ‘Author’s’ Work off Screen”

Cyan:
<font color = #02B9F4>You rhymes are self-admittedly “filled with more filler than a filled twinkie”

<font color = #02B9F4>Kids in glass houses throwing around “unoriginal?” Now that’s risky

<font color = #02B9F4>The next person to bring up my shit vampire novel in a tourney wins a free bitch-slap!

<font color = #02B9F4>I'm running half-marathons round you! You haven't just been overtaken; you've been lapped!

Thanks for reading n shizzle

i bet i forgot something

WHO WON? hillary rigged the polls