Gordon Ramsay

"I keep my ovens preheated and my pilots green-lit!"

- Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay battled Julia Child in Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper
Gordon James Ramsay, OBE was born on November 8th, 1966, in Johnstone, Scotland, and was raised in Stratford-upon-Avon, England. He is a chef, restaurateur, actor, television personality, and author. His restaurants have been awarded 16 Michelin stars in total and currently hold 9. He is also the first Scottish chef to achieve 3 Michelin stars.

Ramsay is most notable for presenting television programs about competitive cookery and food, such as the British series Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, along with the American versions of Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef,  Kitchen Nightmares, and Hotel Hell.

In 1995, he was awarded "Newcomer of the Year" at the prestigious Catey Awards, an Oscars-like event for the restaurant and hotel business. He then went on to receive "Chef of the Year" in 2000, as well as "Independent Restaurateur of the Year" in 2006. In 2013, he was inducted into the Culinary Hall of Fame. In 2015, Forbes listed Ramsay's earnings at $60 million for the previous 12 months, and ranked him the 21st highest earning celebrity in the world.

Lyrics
[Note: Gordon Ramsay is in white, while the blue team is in blue .]

Verse 1:
And that's how you make a perfect risotto.

Right. Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-ups' table.

I've got exactly two minutes, and you should be grateful

'Cause I'm in the fucking weeds with all these shows to pitch!

I keep my ovens preheated and my pilots green-lit!

I'm a seasoned skillet; you're a PAM-sprayed pan!

I got Michelin stars; you're like the Michelin Man!

I'm rolling in dough like beef wellington from hollering,

And I'm shitting on you like I'm whack-flows intolerant!

Verse 2:
I'm glad you got that off your giant, flabby chest!

I'd call you a donkey, but you look more like Shrek!

When the Iron Man chef busts a rhyme,

I'll open up on you like a fine red wine!

I'm a culinary innovator; you're no creator!

Regurgitating French plates like a glorified translator!

I'm fresh; you're past your expiration date!

Alright, fuck it! Blue team, drop the bouillabaisse! (Yes, chef!)

I've seen your little show and it sure ain't pretty.

One part Big Bird, two parts Miss Piggy!

You can't test me with your fatty recipes!

Call your book "Mastering the Art of Heart Disease"!

I mean, it's rubbish! (Yes, chef!) Look at page 408!

Tell me, who the fuck (yes, chef!) wants to learn to cook calf brains?!

You call these rhymes raw? (No, chef!) They're stale and soft!

Now, here, take this jacket…now give it back and fuck off!

Scrapped lyrics
[Note: Gordon Ramsay is in white, while Jean-Philippe Susilovic is in gray .]

Oh wait, J.P., drop the bouillabaisse! (Yes, chef!)

Trivia

 * A preview of Ramsay was shown during the Behind the Scenes end slate of J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin.
 * He is the first chef to appear in a battle.
 * The real Gordon Ramsay tweeted, "It's hilarious" and "Great stuff" in response to the rap battle on Twitter.
 * This makes him the sixteenth person confirmed to know about their battle.
 * He is also the ninth person to have acknowledged the battle they appeared in through Twitter.