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[[File:The-hardys.jpg|thumb|The Hardyz: Jeff Hardy: George Watsky Matt Hardy: Zach Sherwin

Locations: TLC 200 and Summerslam 200 ring]]

Battle:

Epic Rap Battles of Seraphimon 44

Frank and Joe The Hardys

vs

Jeff and Matt The Hardyz !!!!!!

BEGIN

The Hardys:

Joe:

Hey Frank, I think its time we beat these fakers

Frank :

Yeah, with all of those flips we should call you the backbreakers

Were obviously the better brothers people still remember us

Joe:

While you " Live for the moment" on drugs like what the fuck

I belive we cracked this case

Frank:

With skills from our dad

Joe:

Your like 30 years old

Both:

And still can't be rad

Youd best back out now before this gets serious

shorter than Jeffs title reign, bout to leave you delerious

The Hardyz:

Jeff:

The enigma has jumped in its time your just Wisperin in the Wind "bro"

Matt:

With plenty of Mattitude

Both:

We never fight alone yo

Jeff:

Here comes a lyrical swanton bomb, you say people remember you

Matt:

Were the best high flying wrestlers, when was the last time you were relevent dude

Jeff:

You come from a bunch of pages while we actually pop up on screen

Matt:

Our flow will leave you with a Side Effect, you cant handle this rapping regime

Jeff:

From WWE to TNA

Matt:

Weve done it all

Theres no way you can handle our flow

Jeff:

Cause it looks like you Hardly tried at all

The Hardys:

Frank:

Nice try loosers but we couldnt feel anything but a small Sting

You tried to Drew up a victory but it dosent look promising

Joe:

By the way bro its clear were the OMEGA's in this rap fight

Give us Lita and will give her something warm at night

Frank:

Jumping off of high hights isnt cool you could get hurt

Actually weve never left each other, while Matt just burns you like dirt

Joe:

Youve been givin so many chances and it looks like youve failed at this rapping one

Both:

Head back to Cameron so your mom dosent loose her sons

The Hardyz:

Matt:

Sigh can we put them to rest now cause there not really threatning

In a real fight there beds will be left wetting

Jeff:

Your mystery solvers, what are you freaking five

While we go around the world entertaing kids lives

Matt:

Who cares about Lita when our moves are more than Cutting Edge

Jeff:

Try to take us on

Matt:

And get a ladder smacked in the back of your head

Both:

Were the superior Hardyz and it looks like you two aint balin

Better head on over to the X division cause were still standing not falin

The Hardys:

Joe:

Thats it ive had enough of these skinny wimps

Youll be burned like Jeff's house if you think that I give a shit

Oh and speaking of burned your Smackdown run was awful god dam

Compared to our legacy you just got Summer Slammed

Frank:

The mystery has just been solved and theres no reason to take haste

You two are both pieces of obscurity no wonder why you were fired with haste

You may be loved by the fans but thats nothing you see

Cause when its over it will be clear that we were better than your heel turn obviously

Both:

Once we link our flow we cause damage to any tag team

"You both resigned with TNA" that ruins your whole legacy

Face paint and sign language dosent make you Xtreme at all

We fight without it and theyve never won a TLC title yallal

Frank:

Its looks like we just put an end to the Blue Man group - 1

Hit you with a lyrical chair shot

Joe:

Hope you two had fun

The Hardyz:

Jeff:

No More Words from you two dimwitts ive had enough of your shit man

Dealing with petty criminals, like a second rate Robin and Batman

You could never reach the hights we could nor our daring personality

When we split up and wreck you its proof of  our individuality

Matt:

The champion is gonna speak after this your gonna lose your fans

At least we got girls, dude our rhymes are Loaded man

You got rebooted and nobody cared, especially since your music is outdated

Even in your comic book form your definetley overated

Both:

Sure weve never won a TLC title match but on the other hand look what weve been dealing with

A sterotypical pair of brothers who can never do what we can do in the ring kids

Neither of you are Xtreme

Matt:

nor have any Mattitude

Both:

so its clear that you wont win this

Matt:

We Charasmatically slayed you in every sense of the word

Jeff:

We just silenced these fools

Both:

Now head back to the library you turds

Who Won

Whos Next

You Decide

EPIC ' 1, 2,3' Battles of Seraphimon 44

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