User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh's rap battles chuck norris vs zohan dvir

(note: before we begin i would like to thank amontgomery for requesting this)

announcer: josh's rap battles, chuck norris, vs, zohan dvir! begin!,

chuck norris: alright another opponent for chuck norris to defeat

cause to me your nothing but fresh meat,   your played by horrible comedian named adam sandler

so since i hate him i will choke you worse then a mangler,

your hair shop stinks worse then the backside of camel

and worser thenn the ass of a mammal,

no i am finishing my first verse with this to say

i pixelized abe lincoln now gert out of my way,

zohan:  no mr. norris you saw my shop stink worse then a camel

but we all  know why texas ranger was cancelled,

your legends can't compare to all the hair i cut

call m ethe scissor killer cause your gonna get cut,

now i am gonna give a little shave and a style up the  top

now stand still and let me shave your crop,

chuck: *slaps the scissors out of his hand* no! nobody touches the beard it's where i keep a third fist *punches

zohan inthe face*  now you better be weary for  your on my hit list, considering how your movie did you will easily

be beat cause there will be more the hair on the floor it will be your will bleed like cow meat, i am master martial

artist who will leave crying home back to your momma now i will attack your face like donkey banana slamma!

zohan: no no mr. norris that is not how you rap at all

now i will plan your downfall,

first i will cut you head bald then put your rumors to rest

cause everybody knows i am the best

when it comes to these battles i make it look good

now go on get out we have a new champion in the neighborhood

announcer: who won? who's nex, you decide, stay tuned *blowdryer noises* for josh's next rap battle