User blog:The 25th/Epic Rap Battle of Connectivity

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Mark Zuckerberg (FACEBOOK)

versus

Jack Dorsey (TWITTER)

BEGIN!!

MARK:

Let me log in my own account into this battle

And I'll post a status update about how you will baffle

On my programming that's literally Atari BASIC

How do I get 48.2 billion net worth? Magic!

Hey friends, look at this very young programmer

Who's single and dispatching, that's why he did Twitter

But just so you know, let me create a 'dislike' button

So children here will know, dropping out is not an option!

Jack:

Let's see, you are a good student at Harvard

But you also dropped out of school like some sophomore retard

While I was called Inventor of The Year, you Like-Zucker

I will beat you like the downfall of AOL Instant Messenger!

You're good, Mark, you're one of MIT

But poor, though, I work in Walt Disney

Everybody's messaging me, that you won't bring any change

While Square Inc. filed IPO for the New York Stock Exchange!

Mark:

Let me tell you all, the biography of Dorsey

A dull lonely fellow who was born in St. Louis

He think he was the one who thought of status message text

But he copied that from me with his logo, an inverted F!

Jack:

Look at the one who's chatting, posting and commenting

An old, crazy teen which emotions aren't controlling

I'll tell Walt Disney to cast you in Inside Out

And your networking's full of issues, now that's without a doubt!

Mark:

How about you finish your slang mouth for your retweeting

You're 39 years old and 2 billion's all you're making?

Jack, you also colored your background in blue

Let me just log out, after I have unfriended you!

Jack:

Oh, look at this dude, working in a garage with drop-outs

I will tell Michael Bloomberg to bring you in the scouts

And since you have ended this chat with me

Let me also exit, after the end of your company!

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!