User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 5: Green Arrow vs Katniss Everdeen



Welcome to the 5th installment of DC Rap Battles. Ready your bows and arrows. The archer of the DC universe, Green Arrow, is up against the hero of Panem, Katniss Everdeen. Who will hit the bulls-eye first?

Battle


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(Battle starts at 0:21)

Effie Trinket
Primrose Everdeen, we select you, unless there is a substitute

Katniss Everdeen
Wait! I volunteer, I volunteer as tribute!

Effie Trinket
Well then, may the odds be in favor for you

Katniss Everdeen
Thanks, but I won’t need any luck against this fool

The name is Katniss Everdeen, the victor from District 12

Making the lives of all aristocrats a living hell

You don’t impress me Ollie, you’re as unoriginal as they come

You copy Robin Hood, but you’re the type of person he’d steal from

For someone who fought Cadmus, I’m surprised you’re so naive

Why support the government? They don’t help those in need

I don’t enjoy violence, but I’ll make an exception when I’m pissed

Put an apple where your mouth is, and I guarantee I won’t miss

Green Arrow
I get that you’re passionate but you need to calm your tits

My arrows are lit and you’ll be catching fire when I spit

So I accept your challenge, for I have lost a shootout to no man

You’re only an amateur versus the Emerald Battling Bowman

I fire 29 a minute, and my accuracy is stunning

You can’t even hit a motionless practice dummy

I won’t need to threaten suicide to defeat ya

Competed in the Hunger Games, but you’re just thirsty for Peeta

Katniss Everdeen
You’re seriously trying to judge me? You’re not thinking sensibly

Black Canary has suffered a lot thanks to your infidelity

I turned a nation of slaves into an army, and I did it without help

Learn some leadership before taking another Speedy under your belt

Roy Harper, he trusted you, but you just left him to rot alone

Gone for 8 years, and you gave up after you found his clone

Mia Dearden, the kid has HIV and needs treatment

You’re rich enough, but you don’t fund her for whatever reason

Go cry to Hal, cause I know how much you miss the Justice League

Too bad they have no extra room for dead weight drama Queens

You better preserve your arms, because things are getting rough

Growing up without responsibilities, that must’ve been so tough

Green Arrow
Trying to give me crap for being rich, better check yourself

You’re much worse than I am at distributing your wealth

Two time champion, I’m sure that you must have been shining

But District 12 is still full of poor people and coal mining

I inspired the two Speedy’s, and now they control their own fate

You were trained by a lazy drunk that couldn’t sit up straight

Your songs are obsidiotic, they don’t have any rhythm and flow

Read my lips, you’re just an, evil pillow!

If you think that killing one president will really matter

You’re tripping harder than when you were stung by tracker jackers

You’re the face of the rebellion? Hmph, I beg to differ

A true hero would’ve been there to protect their sister