User blog comment:Bobdave/Jude's Christmas Album! - Audio Cover requests/@comment-25579736-20161214231457/@comment-25263388-20161215135122

But Jude isn't FRENCH!

Everybody knows the FRENCH can middle in any category! Just ask the Axis!

And you know what's worse than the French? Canadians.

If I want to launch a pre-emptive strike on our Northern neighbors with little to no provocation or pre-emption of war, then by golly that's my right as an American!

And if there's one thing worse than the Canadians, it's the continent of South Mexico! I wish we'd blown it all up from space! And speaking of Space, I think it's about time we deported all Martians back to where they came from! It's probably somewhere in the Middle East!

Speaking of the Middle East, that's near Greece. And you know what really annoys me? When a pantheistic mish-mash possesses the body of a young, strong, proud, AMERICAN, boy, and forces it to do his bidding. Its only saving grace is that it hates ISIS almost as much as I do!

In conclusion, AMERICA!