User blog:Epicnail/Return of Epicnail Rap Battle: Epicnail vs work

I came back after so long of being busy to create a rap battle. I think this is a fitting matchup for the situation.

BEGIN

Epicnail:

I will crush this work like it's a can of coke

I'll write this down so fast, I'll make a cloud of smoke

my brain runs on friction and that causes affliction

and creates an addiction to limited diction

my brain needs oil, but not from fast food

I need to cram for exams while eating shit foooooooooooood

Work:

I'm here all the time, I'm gonna mess with your mind!

I'm gonna steal the ideal disses you need to rhyme

Your flow needs some work, I'm not feeling the pressure

I'm schooling you at English 'cause you need a refresher

Why hang out on the ERB Wiki?

When you could be studying your AP stickies?

Epicnail:

I don't need you in my life, you're holding me back

In fact, YOU are why my rhymes are so wack

I'm fucking sick of getting flak for slacking

I'm attacking stacks of paper; they're not crackin'

Got nothing to eat, but I do plenty of snacking

Can't get enough sleep, no time for relaxing

Work: 

I'm surprised you had the time to write a second verse

but I'll wipe you out quick before you start to get worse

More time making rhymes, less success on the final.

I suggest you ace the test and stop listening to Vinyl-

Scratch that. Just stop distracting yourself

and quit making excuses, it's bad for your health.

Epicnail:

Writing, writing... How delighting.

typing, rapping... overlapping

too much to do and not enough time

but at least i got to work on this dope-ass rhyme

BUY ON ITUNES FOR $50 please (I need money for college I am desperate)

^ jk this would never be on iTunes.