User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 4

(Metal wakes up to see that he's in a Bus)

Metal: Where am I

(BTTF puts his face in front of Metal's)

BTTF: Hey sleepy head, about time you woke up

(Metal punches BTTF in the nose)

BTTF: Ow!! what was that for

Metal: For kidnapping me and hurting my back!!

Noah: Yo Metal calm down

Metal: *Sighs* Fine where are we

Noah: We are currently on a Bus to New Mexico, then we'll go through a Desert in Arizona. Finally we will gather our allies

in California. Then we start the Operation

BTTF: What he said

Metal: Wait what about our school work?

Noah: We contacted Teddy and he's got us covered

BTTF: So It's all good, nothing can go wrong

(A Man stands up with a Hockey mask and Pistol)

Robber: Alright nobody move!

(The Bus Driver stops the Bus)

Robber: Now I want all of you to get in an orderly fashioned line, so that I can blast your brains out

Bus Driver: Sorry ain't gonna happen

(The Bus Driver begins to move the Bus at 100 miles per hour and Drives off a bridge)

Noah, Metal, BTTF: AHHHHHH

(The Bus crashes into the Ocean and Noah is trying to break the Window)

Noah: Damn it won't break

Metal: I got this

(Metal takes off his Backpack and swings it at the window. The Window breaks and water gets in)

BTTF: Shit..

Noah: Swim!!

(Metal puts on his backpack and the trio begins to swim)

BTTF: Hope the other people survive

(The trio start swimming and three hours later. They finally get on land)

Metal: My arms feel like Jelly

(They lay on the Sand extremely tired)

Noah: I can't move I'm too exhausted

BTTF: Judging from the trees we're in New Mexico... Yay

Metal: I heard It's dangerous here we better be on the look out

(An Indian tribe sees them and ties them up on giant sticks)

BTTF: Okay I didn't predict this...

Metal: God help us

Narrator: One trip to their Territory later!!

(Metal, BTTF, and Noah are tied to one giant stick over a fire. Plus the Indians are turning it and chanting)

Metal: This is not even how I wanted to die, Well I still wonder why they took my backpack

Noah: Probably like treasure to them or something

Metal's Backpack: Don't worry Senpai I'll save you!!

BTTF: Backpacks can talk?!

(Kari Jumps out of Metal's backpack and starts doing Karate on the Indians)

Metal: Woah...

(Kari preforms a Ninjutsu trick on the Leader and he falls asleep. Kari then unties the trio)

Metal: Kari that was awesome! by the way how long were you in my bag?

Kari: Since the end of episode 2

BTTF: How did you breathe?

Kari: I used a Bendy Straw

BTTF: Anyways we should get moving

Metal: Right

(They start walking in the forest and eventually gets to a Run down city)

BTTF: Now all we gotta do is find the Black Market for some Transportation

Noah: That's probably the dumbest thing you've ever said

BTTF: Trust me I know what I'm doing

Metal: You better be right!

(The gang enters the Black Market and sees a Go kart)

BTTF:Perfect, excuse me how much is it?

Random guy: It's not available, by money purposes.

Noah: Then how can we buy it

Random Guy: By a Duel

(Random Guy throws a gun at Metal and Metal catches)

Metal: So be it then

Random Guy: Alright Kid

(They go outside and Move back far away from each other)

Random Guy: 1

Metal: 2

Random Guy and Metal: 3!!

(They both shoot at the same time, The Bullet hits Metal's left arm. The other Bullet hits the Random Guy's Heart. Then he

passes out)

BTTF: Bro did you just kill him

Metal: Yes, now lets go get that damn Go kart

(They go inside and start riding the Go kart into the Sunset)

Narrator: 10 hours later!!

(They're in the Desert and they run out of Gas)

Metal: Great we're in the middle of the Desert with no Food or Water

Noah: Plus we are still a Hundred miles from Cali AHHHHH

BTTF: Wait we have a source of drinking

(BTTF Puts his hands on Kari's Shoulders)

BTTF: Kari this isn't easy, but in order to survive we need your milk

Kari: Fuck no!

(Kari slaps BTTF)

BTTF: Ow....

(Noah gets out a Pocket Knife and cuts a Cactus. Then he drinks the Juice)

Noah: Want a drink?

THE END

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