User blog:Drat7/Epic Rap Battles of Food 2: Kid Meal vs Beef. (ft. Christmas Pudding)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

KID MEAL vs BEEF

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Kid Meal:
Do you want to drink a very nice food?

I have a beef brisket because I am Kid’s Meal

You steal all my customer because you are very fat!

You have no nutrition, get out of my house!

Beef:
Kids Meal? More like “Kid Stupid!”

People eat your food when they have no brain.

When they go to train, they go to sleep!

So why don’t you sleep, because you’re a sheep!

Go...away! I hate...you! I am Beef. Beef. Beef. Beef.

Kid Meal:
Go home now, because you are very fat!

Fat fat fat! Ahaha!

Ooh hoo hoo! Hee hee hee!

BIRDS!

Beef:
Ho ho ho? Santa claus!

Why don’t you go to airbuds, get me paws.

‘Cause you’re not cool, I am beef.

‘Cause I have no beef, you have TEETH!

Christmas Pudding:
Ho ho ho, Christmas Pudding in the house.

You are like a mouse because you are very small.

Go away, you are not wanted here.

By the way, I went to the pier!

You’re not real, you’re more like a steal.

You steal my money and I have none in my pocket!

You are going to get sued, so get out of here; Christmas Pudding: 2.