User blog:TheMindofMe/Easter Bunny vs Peter Rabbit. Epic Rap Battles of Easter

Howdy do, y'all! I been spendin' my weekend down in the Southerlands. Now how about a battle to wish y'all a happy Easter. Yee-haw!

Easter Bunny
How 'bout you skip from this battle like you did to your mom?

'Cause you got as much chance of beating me as your mom

You can't find my Easter eggs, they're all up your ass

Which I just left planting in the tall, tall grass

Got a fly upon your ear? Let me whip it with my lucky foot

You're as dirty as a chimney sweep covered in soot

Your cottontail is about to bail, you're an EPIC FAIL!

Now let's see how you can do, 'cause it's about to hail

Peter Rabbit
Little Peter Rabbit had a pesk upon his field

Who he soon will defeat with his epic rapping shield

You couldn't handle Genghis Khan, now try coming at me

My raps are sicker than all the raps of ERB Wiki

I'll slice you up like cabbage, then I'll peel you like a carrot

Between you and me, I'd rather face Blackbeard's parrot

This battle ain't no joke, but it sure is funny

Now that Easter's finally here, let's BRING ON THE BUNNIES!

Bugs Bunny
What's up, dork?

Easter Bunny
Who the hell invited you?

Bugs Bunny
Ehh, just thought I'd treat you guys to my rapping crew

Roger Rabbit
Get the fuck out, Bugsy! It's my time to shine

Bugs Bunny
No way, clown pants! It's totally mine

Peter Rabbit
Guys plz, let's stop fighting, this is public domain

Easter Bunny
Hoppy Easter, bitches! Now feel the bunny pain!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

NOBODY CARES!

Who won? Easter Bunny Peter Rabbit Bugs Bunny Roger Rabbit

Who's next? Rickroll vs Trololo Squidward vs SpongeBob Shrek vs Kurt