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The Season 2 finale! Happy Star Wars Day! Sorry, I don't have a rap battle Star Wars related. Maybe I'll post a rap battle matchup that I haven't even started working on yet that has a Star Wars character in it and you guys can help me write it. This finale may be a little cringy.

THE ADDAMS FAMILY VS. THE MUNSTERS

BEGIN!

The Addams Family -

Thing - *Snap snap* Gomez - Did you hear that guys? Thing says these Munsters are about to be punched right in the face. So Gramps you better make some raps that will keep up with our pace. Morticia - Oh please honey, don't take them all for yourself Uncle Fester - We're going to brush right through this family like cob webs on a shelf. Gomez - Our family is smart. One of us has an IQ of 300. Morticia - Now don't stumble on these raps like how Herman has blundered. Uncle Fester - Go back under your staircase Morticia - And take care of your dragon. Gomez - Cause you'll never win against the Addams family when your Munster coach has you flattened. Uncle Fester - Now we will bring out our butler to end this verse with a bang! Oh Lurch! Lurch - You rang?

The Munsters -

Herman - I'm the head of my family, your Frankenstein is just a servant. Grandpa - Your rhymes don't scare us, for certain! You've got floating hand that can only snap. And a lump of fluff that looks like crap! Lily - Grandpa, watch your language! Well, I guess it doesn't matter when we put these creeps together in an Addams sandwich. Herman - Do you guys know what you're doing? Your lines seem askew. But I think we know that your family has no value. Lily - When it comes to scaring normal folk, we just threaten them with shackles. But instead of scaring you, we'll just kick you in the Addams' Apple. Grandpa - It looks like they are creepy and kooky. Lily - And mysterious and spooky. Herman - And, of course, All - All together ooky.

The Addams Family -

Gomez - Oh please, we are more normal looking than you. Uncle Fester - You seem surprised like you don't have a clue. Morticia - Go tell your little wolf son to howl at the Moon. All - Welcome to our Temple of Doom

The Munsters -

Lily - Did you hear something Herman? Herman - Probably just a mouse. Grandpa - Did they say a temple? I thought they lived in a house. Herman - We are monsters! Grandpa - So why is your residence secure? Lily - Ours is full of boobytraps All - And is more dangerous than yours!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Who won? The Addams Family The Munsters Lurch This is a change os pace from the others, but here I will present all of the battles that I have not completed, and you guys can vote on which one you want to help me write next. Roger Bacon vs. Aristotle Claude Monet vs. Vincent Van Gogh Samuel Morse vs. Alexander Graham Bell Lee Harvey Oswald vs. John Wilkes Booth Karl Benz vs. Henry Ford Hans Zimmer vs. John Williams Hernan Cortes vs. Augustus Lord Robert Baden Powell vs. Juliette Gordon Low "Weird Al" Yankovic vs. Frankie Yankovic Davy Crockett vs. Daniel Boone General Custer vs. Sitting Bull Columbo vs. Magnum P.I. Harry Potter vs. Frodo Neil Armstrong vs. Chuck Yeager Louis Armstrong vs. Ray Charles John F. Kennedy vs. Fidel Castro Phantom of the Opera vs. Guy Fawkes The Marx Brothers vs. Monty Python Buffalo Bill vs. "Wild Bill" Hickok Charlemagne vs. Martin Luther ​​King Arthur vs. Robin Hood Robin Hood vs. Peter Pan The Fonz vs. Danny Zuko Darth Sidious vs. Lord Voldemort Doctor Strange vs. either Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil