User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Alex DeLarge vs Norman Bates. ERBoBTTF Season 2

How's it going, Debra?

I know Noah already did this for his horror series, but I'm the one who suggested it, so I'm allowed to do it. Right? Right? Plus, I added something to the end. Something... or someone.

Today's battle features two psychopathic young men, Alex DeLarge of A Clockwork Orange and Norman Bates of Psycho to see who's the better psychopathic young man.

Here...

Wait for it...

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Goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Norman Bates

Jon Cozart (Paint) as Alex DeLarge

Mary Doodles as Mrs. Bates (voice)

Jenna Marbles as Marion Crane (cameo)

EpicLLOYD, Pat McIntyre, and Mickey Meyer as Georgie, Dim, and Pete (cameos)

The Battle
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NORMAN BATES!!

VS!!!

ALEX DELAAAAARGE!!!

BEGIN!!!

Alex
Hi, hi, hi there! At last we meet; I and the Psycho Rod Serling

You're less harmful that your stuffed birds, of this I'm truly certain

Your Humble Narrator is modestly ripping apart Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde

What makes you think you can beat me? Why, you wouldn't even harm a fly!

Just by the manner in which you're stuttering, I can tell that I'm making you nervous

I'll just order your head on a silver platter. Send it to my cabin, room service!

Here's a suggestion; suck my Hitch-cock, you Oedipal boorish ho

By the way, I tried to watch your movie once, now that was a real horrorshow

Norman
Welcome to the Bates Motel, we've got twelve cabins and twelve vacancies

But there's even more empty space in your Gulliver, I'll blatantly break this vagrant, see?

Your fantasies make The 50 Shades of Grey look like The Brady Bunch

By the way, that's a nice codpiece you got there *cough cough* Compensation much?

You're a rapist in your freshman year, just the thought of it makes me ill

While you're singing in the shower, it's time to break out my knife and kill

Then shove your body in your suitcase and leave your corpse to rot in storage

You're a cocky Clockwork cockblock with less talent than the Annoying Orange

Alex
Oh bitch please, you're a schizophrenic bottle of stinking chip oil

With more mommy issues than Jason, It's no wonder that you're spoiled

Bow down to your superior, Norm, for this battle was a romp

Else I'll drag this fucking drag queen down to the bottom of the swamp

I suppose I must give you credit where credit's due. O, Psych!

I get more action every night than you'll ever get in your entire life

Norman
Shut up, SHUT UP! You're just like the rest of the world; gore and sex

Alex the Large? Please, more like Alex DeGod-Complex

This Billy Boy billygoat gruff is about to get a taste of his own stinking medicine

I mean, the way you treat women practically makes me look like a perfect gentleman

You had the chance to be normal, but you went and completely blew it

I'd spike your milk to knock you out, but it looks like you beat me to it

(The beat stops. Beethoven's 9th Symphony begins to play. Alex begins to grin evilly. The beat changes to a remix of Beethoven's 9th)

Alex
Ho ho ho! The time has come for me to reveal my true form

This ParaNorman freak-show is about to go down with the storm

Your rhymes are Arbo-ghastly, there's no way you can surpass me

Master Bates just simply cannot step to myself; I'm far too crafty

You're a mama's boy, a psychopathic cross-dressing discrace

I'll shove you in the trunk of your car and send you off to ... someplace

I'm feeling a bit ultraviolent now, so you'd best put up your dukes

I may have been cured all right, but looking at you still makes me want to puke

(The beat continues, but nobody says anything. Norman begins to smile creepily. The next verse is rapped as Mrs. Bates, similar to the final scene of Psycho)

Norman as Mrs. Bates
Ah, what a shame, teens these days are really getting lame

If you think this is a game, then you're dead wrong. But who's to blame?

A naughty child who speaks a language no one understands

And whose actions are controversial, and quite frankly, should be banned

Any decent human being by now would've admitted they'd been beaten

So keep your eyes wide open for this verse, Al, it's time for your final treatment

Alex
I'll leave like your mama's corpse, rotting and stinking in the basement

Then call up Patrick Bateman to be this American Psycho's replacement

I'm the king of the droogs! Scratch that, the king of the world! I'm like no other

Really, how pathetic is it when a boy's best friend is his mother?

Norman
How can you call me pathetic when you spend every hour of the day sinning?

I guess I've just got one of those faces that you can't help not believe is winning

Go away, and take with you your top hat, cane, and filthy dumb rhymes

You're just pissed off, that's all. But hey, we all go a little mad sometimes.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!

EPIC (loud woman's scream) RAP BATTLES OF BTTF!!!!!

Poll
Who won? Alex DeLarge Norman Bates