User blog:Loygansono55/Ghostface VS Pinhead

In this entry in my series of fanmade rap battles, Ghostface, the famous slasher villain, goes up against Pinhead, the Cenobite with a knack for torture.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Ghostface

Nice Peter as Pinhead

Lyrics
(here be a suitable beat: click here)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GHOSTFACE!

VERSUS!

PINHEAD!

BEGIN!

Ghostface
It's slashing time, I'm the true horror villain,

My identity's a mystery, in the shadows I'll be chillin',

You're just begging to be made fun of, with a name like Pinhead,

And all of your demonic buddies look totally inbred,

I'm frightening, bone-chilling, like my dick, I'm at large,

Just ask Freddie and Jason, even they consider me their sarge,

Try to figure out your gender, that's a more appropriate puzzle for you,

Because you dress like a hipster lesbian, with eyes of a pitch black hue!

Pinhead
Why the long face? It's because you're a generic masked twit,

I've got caller ID, so you can't fool me with your shit,

A killer and a pervert, finding your way in so many homes,

With tons of imitators, including inaccurate gnomes,

Cenobite off your fingers, then you can suck my Butterballs,

I'll torture you with my methods, I'll chain you to the walls,

You'll end up with no flesh, and my rhymes will burn you like an Inferno,

Half of the time, you act like a bad character from a porno!

Ghostface
You look like you've seen a ghost, albino bitch, you've gone so pail,

And with just your face, I bet I could fully translate Braille,

As I plunge my knife into your stomach, you will Scream in agony,

Extreme bondage is your passion, that's an interesting hobby,

You say that you are pain, well then, you'll soon be feeling some,

All that acupuncture you received is going to leave you rather numb,

With my giant knife in hand, even the police can't keep me contained,

It's obvious I'm going to win with the cult following I've gained!

Pinhead
I'll trace your Bloodlines, and drag your ancestors into the depths of despair,

Screw Pandora's Box, open the Lament Configuration if you dare,

Shut your wide-open mouth, you Chatterer, oh, that's right, you can't,

I am so truly terrifying, that I'll make you wet your pants,

You're just a rapist, I'm an evil badass, with evil deeds,

I shan't spare your life no matter how hard you plead,

You've starred in so many shitty sequels and Scary Movies, I don't know how they continue to sell,

I'll leave you Deader than dead, I'm going to Raise some Hell!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Ghostface Pinhead

Note
I'mma stop including this section because it's pointless, just like my existence ;)