User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Gliscors Universe 6: Tommy Wiseau vs Friedberg & Seltzer

Now that the director battle is confirmed, I can post my own director battle between some of the worst directors of this current time period.

But only this:

Competitors:

Tommy Wiseau: Director, Writer, and Actor in the cult classic, The Room. He is... Johnny.

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer: Directors of modern parody movies such as Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, and The Starving Games. Chances are you've seen one of their movies and hated it.

There are others, but let's leave that for a Surprise...

Connection: This battle's connection is really only "Hey we made bad movies." and nothing else, really.

This was my first Not-As-Serious battle so it was written for shits and giggles.

Here we go!

Actors:
Markiplier as Tommy Wiseau

Nice Peter as Jason Friedberg

EpicLloyd as Aaron Seltzer

Tay Zonday as ???

Jacksfilms as ???

Zach Sherwin as ???

Intro
RAP BATTLES OF GLISCORS UNIVERSE

TOMMY WISEAU

VS

FRIEDBERG AND SELTZER

BEGIN

Tommy Wiseau
Thank you honey, this is a BEAUTIFUL arrangement

Now time to strike these clowns, You’re tearing me apart, Jason!

I once lived in france, but that was a long time ago

These buffoons made more bad movies than there are videos on WatchMojo!

Friedberg & Seltzer
Coming to america, Parody movies are copyright in Canada

Let’s show this new roomie how we do things in Gnarnia!

We’ve made the worst movies, always on the bottom of the charts

Your film is a cult classic, we find humor in farts!

We aren’t barbie girls, but I’ll tell you who is

A poorly done movie with no room to be lit… ssss.

Wiseau
You just added an S to make sure that you rhymed

What, was fast and furious too hard to make fun of in time?

Friedberg & Seltzer
Now listen here, we got the best of all movies

We combined all the best stuff, like Title Changing and Boobies!

Wiseau
To be a real actor, you gotta be tough

You’re lying, I never hit you, blah blah blah bluff

Friedberg & Seltzer
Did you just ding us on something you just did?

It seems like Wiseau is missing his… dick

Wiseau
Dick Jokes aren’t funny!

Friedberg
That’s the Idea.

Wiseau
Staaaaaahp copying meeeeeee.

Seltzer
Seltzer: Then learn how to act, you fucking weak movie produca’!

Shymalan
I’m crashing in on this party, I’m known to ruin movies

You guys are weak as hell when comes to being Groovy

I make movies into thrillers, then butcher the trailer ‘ All you ever see in the youtube comments are the haters!

I’d try to make it right but the by time it’s already done

It’s the last airbending rap that I’ve already won!

Michael Bay
Racist, Big Boobied Explosions...

Racist, Big Boobied Explosions…

Racist, Big Boobied Explosions…

Racist, Big Boobied… EXPLOSION!

Michael Bay, transforming into this battle like a-

J.J. Abrams
Shut up, Bay!

(Hahaha)Look at me, I got more Lens Flares than you’ll ever see!

I made the new star wars, super 8, and was on MTV!

You see, Abrams will soon make a new portal movie!

It’ll be out at the same time as Half life 3!

Ask Harrison Ford, my movies aren’t shit

and all you other directors will never know how to do it!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOUUUUU DECIIIIIDEEEEEEE

RAAAAAAP

~Explosion~

Uhh… RAAAAA

~Explosion~

Okay, RA

~Explosion~

GOD FUCKING DAMMITMICHAELBAAAAAAAAAAAY

Who Won? Tommy Wiseau Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer M. Night Shymalan Michael Bay J.J. Abrams