Talk:Mario/@comment-75.68.34.82-20130518012530/@comment-24094060-20130624132816

(enter Donkey Kong)

Did somebody say DK?

OOOOOOOOH, you want to throw barrels at me?

I stomp hot fireballs when I'm crushing these kids

Blow y'all up like a Bob-omb

While I'm ruling this place like King Kong

Doing monkey dances and eating bananas whenever I play Pong

I'm a primate in my prime, these plumbers don't distract me

The last chimp who attacked me was hit by a rhino, so 8-bits come at me!

This battle is on cause I'm fucking Donkey Kong

You'll find that I went apeshit on your asses so suck my monkey dick!