User:MrAwesome300

"Your about to enter a world of literature where war takes on atomic proportions. where ancient heros do battle. where speed is king. where cowbows play beep bop."

- DarkTails

Hey, I'm gonna make this short, sweet, and to the point: I'm a huge fan of Epic Rap Battles and I also make fanmade battles on the blogs section. I'm a chat mod, a wizard, and a fan of the 1990s. As Nice Peter always says, I guess that's it.

Who the Crap Am I?
"I'M AWESOME"

- MrAwesome300

My old profile sucked, didn't it? Well, let's do this a little better now. My name is Jordan. I'm 14. I spend my days watching TV shows (mainly Simpsons and Big Bang), drinking Pepsi, and procrastinating if I have to do homework. If you wanna talk to me, I'm on chat everyday. I won't tell you where I live, but it's in the east coast. Why would you want to know anyway?

My best friends on the wiki are ShoopDaKev, BTTF, NightHawk9001, Sierrastalker, and Four4. I really like Super Smash Bros and the Sly Cooper series. Did I mention I love The Simpsons? Oh yeah, I did. But still, I have a collection of DVDs from the show. Don't start your crap with me, Family Guy fans!

The Return of the Friend List!
In alphabetical order:

AnimaShaun

AwesomeGamer

Awesomesix

BackToTheFuturama86

BasaltWolfED145RS

Cacola

CaptainCoder98

Captain Warrior

CJMaster (Isaiah 41:10)

Corporal Genesis DXTR

CrimsonTuxedo24

Firebrand794

FlareBlitz24

Four4

Hippie Rat

JPhil2.0

J1coupe

Lasse200

Loygansono55

MeltingPotOFriendship (future president of Wikia)

Mrpietcaptain

Negative Four

NightHawk9001

Patts9009

Poskitch

RespectthePixel35 (RIP, we all miss you)

Santa Christ

ShoopDaKev

Sierrastalker

Stofferex

TheEyeOfAllEyes

Tkwarrior

Ynkrdlevin17

My User vs. User Raps
Sierrastalker vs. Me (WARNING: FIRST BATTLE AND IT SUCKS)

Doctor Who (J1coupe) vs. Sheldon Cooper (Me) (LOST)

NightHawk9001 vs. Me (LOST)

Captain Warrior & Cacola vs. Me (WON)

Meatholl vs. Me (WON)

Who Won?
John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly (Winner: Lennon)

Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler (Winner: Vader)

Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris (Winner: Norris)

Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga (Winner: Palin)

Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il (Winner: Macho Man)

Justin Bieber vs Ludwig Van Beethoven (Winner: Beethoven)

Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking (Winner: Hawking)

Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny (Winner: Khan)

Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite (Winner: Bonaparte)

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin (Winner: Tie)

Gandalf vs Dumbledore (Winner: Dumbledore)

Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare (Winner: Shakespeare)

Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers (Winner: Rogers)

Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus (Winner: Kirk)

Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD (Winner: Lloyd)

Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2 (Winner: Hitler)

Master Chief vs Leonidas (Winner: Master Chief)

Mario Bros vs Wright Bros (Winner: Tie)

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley (Winner: Jackson)

Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe (Winner: Monroe)

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates (Winner: Jobs)

Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra (Winner: Mercury)

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney (Winner: Obama)

Doc Brown vs Doctor Who (Winner: 4th Doctor)

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood (Winner: Lee)

Batman vs Sherlock Holmes (Winner: Holmes & Watson)

Moses vs Santa Claus (Winner: Moses)

Adam vs Eve (Winner: Eve)

Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. (Winner: King, Jr.)

Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison (Winner: Tesla)

Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong (Winner: Ruth)

Mozart vs Skrillex (Winner: Mozart)

Rasputin vs Stalin (Winner: Gorbachev)

Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 (Winner: Hitler)

Blackbeard vs Al Capone (Winner: Capone)

Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc (Winner: Joan)