User blog:P698/Yellow Diamond vs Vexus - ARB Season 1



This is the first Animated Rap Battle of the series. It features the Steven Universe antagonist, Yellow Diamond vs the My Life as a Teenage Robot antagonist, Vexus. Enjoy

Yellow Diamond:
You are out of communication line seeing how long you’ve lasted

As a deformed Mother Centipeetle - minus spitting acid

I’ll do more than burst your bubble with my telekinesis

I’ll dissect a bee and send her Around Homeworld in Eighty Pieces

You can’t vex us, Vexus, an insect in sect - a nexus

Shaking from my battery, fitting actions from a Hexbug

Your appearance and feelings are likely from your own nanobots

But try not to Hit on The Diamond, MILF as a Teenage Robot

Vexus:
I’ve arrived! And it’s crystal clear I'm the Diamond in the rough

Big Bird here shouldn’t get miffed and insist these fisticuffs

You like to pick on my Primed Cluster as if it’s going to harm me

But your Cluster was shut down by a part of your own army

Violet can show some violence and I'll be getting the Krusts’ vouch

You should change your first name to baseball with all the times you’ve struck out

There will be hell met when your helmet comes off and you lose your beauty

I’ll let this scapegoat Escape when your show manages a movie

Yellow Diamond:
I know you steal from flowering leaders, I’ve Received your message but

There is no way that I will bow down to this Queen of Bee plots

Because A Diamond’s Authority makes the militia’s decisions

A Vexus has a use too - she can Walk Like an Egyptian

If your whole following dethroned you and your daughter has you beat

I won’t meet your Cry For Help when you’re washed up on the streets

But show your Pearl-y Yellows, you still made a whole world cry

Except your incompetence self managed to make the wrong Eartha die

Vexus:
That Will Be All, since your lines dragged out like your plot holes

Are you still Feeling Blue that you got Trash Talked by a Dorito?

You're a pain in the Eyeballs; I feel so bad for Zircon

This rat don’t know Bo-Jack, so Patti’s gonna get Lu-Pwned

You'll be left in Fire Salt; don't ask Aquamarine to heel these burns

I don't have to use my disguises to see that you won't Return

Spitting watery flows, drown you, and I'll leave this charade like Lapis

I just left this Diamond shattered. This Trial is dismissed!

Written by: Eddie, Red, Aaron Peters, Dani Frias, and King Turles