User blog:WonderPikachu12/Shigeru Miyamoto vs Walt Disney. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History. Season 1 Finale

I bet you guys didn't see this one coming!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

'In the Season 1 finale, creator of the Super Mario franchise, Shigeru Miyamoto, faces the founder of the Walt Disney Company, Walt Disney, to see which father of modern entertainment will win. Of course, they'll be needing a little back-up...'

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4RKWVR87g8

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY



VS



BEGIN!

Walt Disney:
(Starts at 0:12)

Here you leave today, and enter the world of pain, defeat, and loss.

I'm the Bowser to your Mario, because we all know that I'm the boss!

I've got a legacy to my name, you really think you can challenge me,

When you're just falsely acclaimed for leading your company?

I respect and love kids, making them cartoons, and in turn, they love me,

Meanwhile, your best selling game had to be bundled with the Wii!

You rehash games! I've had it! Kick your 'bluegrass to Treasure Planet!

You run EAD, but entertainment, you still can't manage!

I'm so far in first, you can't even hit me with a blue shell!

Take you down a Notch, 'cause you can never come up with something New-ell!

Even if you get a power-up, stepping to me, you're gonna lose!

You don't even play video games, because you know they're bad for you!

Shigeru Miyamoto:
(0:41)

Let's-a go! You can't keep up! I'm already at the flagpole!

I'm stealing victory from you just like all those ideas you stole!

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock and roll.

Now, I'll leave you in my dust faster than I did Rock and Roll!

I'm stepping up to this zero and stomping him underneath my shoes.

You better give up and drop out, just like you did with high school!

My rhymes slash you up like Link, and like your rumors, leave you Frozen.

You've got a name associated with greed now; this is the life you've chosen.

For a guy about imagination, your company's movies are just remakes of others' stories.

From being saved by Cinderella, to making Robin Hood a furry!

No wonder you're like Bowser! You're getting doused in lyrical lava!

1-upping this antisemitic, call it my Superstar Saga.

Mickey Mouse:
(1:12)

Ha ha! This bloke wants to throw blows? Well, the gloves are coming off! Gawrsh!

Our normal toon violence can't compare when I grab the mic and spit it harsh!

You step to our Magic Kingdom and call Disney a louse?

Oh, boy! This Goomba would even lose to my spouse! Oh, Mickey Mouse.

I don't mean to be mean, but this Brave Little Tailor's ripping you by the seams.

My rhymes knock you like a poison apple. Call me the Evil Queen.

I'm sick of shitty 8-bit jits while I spit symphonies so silly.

You may have a super Mario, but I'm an epic Mickey!!

You're making Mario sports spin-offs, but I'm the one throwing the pitch!

At least we've got the Cartoon Wasteland! You shoved F-Zero into a ditch!

You're in the House of Mouse now, so you best be sorry, yo!

For Pete's sake! What kind of a hero is a plumber named Mario?

Mario:
(1:43)

It's-a me, Mario! This Star Child will stomp a looney toon!

Now, it's Mario time! Oh yeah, here we go! Wa-hoo!

Your raps are like suicide, mouse, and we're only just starting!

Call this a House of Mouse? Oh, please, this is a Mario Party!

My raps are traps to this rat. You're just Plane Crazy.

Your cartoonish antics are even more annoying than- Hi, I'm Daisy!

I conquer every world, every galaxy. There's no way you'll hurt me,

With your voice so squeaky, it's like you haven't hit puberty.

So long, eh Mickey! Grab you by the tail and hurl you!

I'll toss your ass so far, you'll end up in the Minus World!

Racism, arrogance, and greed, you should know it's all a sin,

But if you try to beat Nintendo, then you best know that- IMMA WIN!

Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse:
(2:14)

Aw, gosh! You're still going? Your nose is longer than Pinnochio's!

Animal suits and animal abuse? We best call PETA, folks!

You'll never beat us! Come on, Mickey, it's kind of fun to do the impossible!

You're boring, bland, and repetetive! While we're beloved and comical!

Like you're wearing a Tanuki suit, you're gonna be stoned!

Come on, Miya, your favorite video game character isn't even your own!

Did you hear? Mario's insane! Ha ha! I knew he was screwy!

His verse was more spit and dribble than Donald's tantrums. Aw, phooey!

You're more needless than Nintendogs! We shoot you down like it's Star Fox!

You're weaker than Pikmin, and you crumble like Brick Blocks!

We easily crushed this shroom-addicted bafoon who got cock-blocked by a baboon,

And a forgotten wanna-be me, too. Ha ha! See ya real soon!

Shigeru Miyamoto and Mario:
(2:45)

Sorry, you guys, but your victory is in another castle!

Just like your Clubhouse, you're about to be cancelled!

With rhymes so hot, you're getting second-hand smoking, man!

We influenced generations of games! I even mentored Pokémon!

Here's a Link to your Past: your whole life was a fail!

Constantly got poor grades, while working a newspaper trail!

Then you abandoned school for war, but you got rejected!

Too young, a failed artist, you got wrecked, kid!

Created Oswald and tried to save him, but it was inneffective!

Then you were a beloved cartoonist, but got backlash for being subjective!

Finally, you died of lung cancer, with an ego-driven park to your name.

Thank you so much for playing our game!

WHO-

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Waluigi comes in and stamps the words down into the ground.)







Who won? Shigeru Miyamoto and Mario Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse