User blog:Reignic3/An Ode to Lexi

For some reason people like these things. Okay. Well, thanks to Lexi with dis suggestion. Send 'em in; boys. After this I'll do 'em once a week. Find the weirdest word in an ERB and it'll be every other word. Yeeeeeee.

EPIC DORK BATTLES OF DORK (for the lulz ;-;)

DORKMAN

VS

SHERLOCK DORK

BEGIN!

Dorkman:
Nice hat, dork. You look like a dork

I had Alfred read your dorks. He told me they dork.

I'll crush your British dorks until they're dorks and dorks!

I've seen better dork work in Dorks & Dorks!

You dorks! I kick dorks like you off the dorks,

<span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">While you and Dork here are solving Scooby-Dork mysteries!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">Dork makes me dork, but I bet your dorks can,

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">So bring it on, dork…I'm Dorkman!

Sherlock Dork & Dorkter Watson:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">I once met a dork fellow who smelled of dorks and dork.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">Dork, explain. <span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">I dork this dork stain is Dork Wayne!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">The billiondork? <span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Yes, his dorkiness would allow this dork of ours

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">To afford the dorks he needs,  <span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">since he has no dorkie powers!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">You want a dork, dork? Dork it then!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">I heard he has a Dork butler. <span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Dork! Then he'll be used to getting dorked by Dorks!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">You're a dork vigilante dork pantied dork with no skill!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">My dork's a dorktor  <span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">because his dorks are so ill!

Batman:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">Shut up, dorks. I serve justice, so dork it!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">My dork only comes around…

Robin:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">…When he's dork!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">Dork FGT make you FGT how your dork got dorked!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">Dork harder than those dorks down in Dorkerville!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">I'll dork you with that dork-wack-dork repellent!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">Dork a dork, dork a dork, then by dork be dork!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">Gotta dork 'bout your homedork Irene Adork:

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">Took her back to my dork to "dork dork dork" her!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">I'll  dork that dork with a dork of the dork!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);">Holy Conan Dork, let's get 'em! Aw, god dork!

Batman:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">You're not dork; you're dork. You endork everyone's dork.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">Why dork you let your dork here go home to his dork?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">Nobody dorks you! Not your dork, not your dork, not LOYG dork!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(105,105,105);">You'll die dork with no dorks except that dork in your dork!

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">This mustn't dork on a dork level…

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Dork, exploit dork dork…then gesture with dork…

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Watson finishes dork…next, dork compliment…

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Dork with killer dork…

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">I believe your dork's homicide is why you dork your dork

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">You're dorked and dorked and dorked by the vast dork

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Of dorking like a dork waste as dork dorked and dork was dorkatched with dork!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">Dork, you've dorked the dork! <span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">You're a dorkshit crazy dork dork!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">Bloody good dorks! <span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">I've got dorks.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(60,179,113);">Dorking these dynamic dorks was…dorkementary, my dork Dorkter.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(184,134,11);">DOOOOOOOOORK!

<p style="text-align:center;">WHO DORK? WHO DORK? Dorkman Sherlock Dork & Dorkter Watson Meatholl

<p style="text-align:center;">DORK NEXT?

<p style="text-align:center;">DORK DECIDE!

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<p style="text-align:center;">EPIC DORK (nail cries) BATTLES OF DORK!

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