User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 19 Jason Voorhees vs Slenderman

I'm back with a new battle! Its been a while, but this is the last battle before the finale. So, Slenderman, antagonist of the Slender series, battles Jason, antagonist of Friday the 13th, to see who is the better silent killer.

Nice Peter- Slenderman

EpicLLOYD- Jason

MC Mr. Napkins- Nosferatu

Alex Farnham- Pennywise (cameo)

Kimmy Gatewood- Bloody Mary (cameo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3in4qrWM7yk Slenderman starts at 0:11

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JASON

VS

SLENDERMAN

BEGIN!

Slenderman:
Time to talk some trash about the masked Freddy Krueger,

You're special effects are garbage, sorry for being a party pooper,

No one liked the '80s, guess your timing was all off,

Warrington Gillette is even worse than David Hasselhoff,

Yeah, get it right, I dissed you! What, you gonna kill me?

I'm too busy being scary to watch any of your movies,

I'm a kid's worst nightmare, your just a cheesy villain,

While you head off to summer camp, I'm in the woods killing!

Jason:
Your raps are Something Awful, time for me to step in,

Your a tall guy from online, and I'm the better villain,

Your Creepypasta stories make Pennywise seem scary,

You could learn a thing or two from a real threat, like Bloody Mary,

You take kids to the woods to lose their virginity,

You'll be forgotten about, while I'll be thought of infinitely!

Slenderman:
Talk about children, well, remind me who you murder?

You killed a teenage girl, dude, why'd you have to hurt her?

Ten people had to be you, guess actors also hated you,

But if I had to look Canadian, hell, I'd hate myself too,

I do what I do for fun, you have some revenge plot or some shit,

You know you've lost this battle, so just fucking admit it!

Jason:
You cowardly fool, I'll rip you open like a new toy,

You feel no emotion, but when you lose, I'll feel joy,

I'll sushi-chop you to bits with my trusty machete,

It won't take too long for you to know that I'm deadly!

(A bat flys in and turns into Nosferatu the Vampyre, who walks up to the two.)

Nosferatu:
I pity you two gentlemen, you see, now its my turn,

Because I need to tell you, true respect is earned,

Slendy here, man, you really need a better story,

And Jason, as a child, you were even dumber than Dory,

I'll just grab some pages and kill you off, you S.O.B. (pulls out paper and Slenderman dies)

And you there, my friend, well, just stick to the movies, (pushes Jason into a fire and cremates him)

And let it be known worldwide, only I get horror's glory!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (door creaking) ...HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slenderman Jason Nosferatu