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Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin

Begin!

Peter:

Heheheheh, no really I'm facing you?

Well, out with the old and in with the new!

I mean you against me? Oh, where do I start?

Stewie's smarter than Lisa AND more evil that Bart!

Man, you're just the warm up for my fight with a chicken

You're so yellow, you should know it's the wrong fight you're pickin'

You're wife is called Marge, cause she's Lois-lite

I'll be the final nail in the Simpson coffin tonight!

Homer:

Ooo look, a carbon copy of me, but TAMER

Fatter, dumber, more annoying, and lamer

No cutaways chump! Here ya run your own show!

Soon you'll have nothing new left to say, besides "d'oh!"

You're just a shock-value fail, not even worth what Moe earns

I'll zing ya so many times, they'll call me Mr. Burns!

To hear Flanders or watch you's like hunting shit in a bog

At least I'M not dumber than my own damn dog