User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Dr Slump vs Dr Gero

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today's battle doesn't have a guest but User:Dark Cyan proofread it and that is a cool thing

today we have the titular Dr Slump of Dr Slump, Norimaki Senbei, against the man behind the menaces of the Cell saga, Dr Gero who is Jinzo Ningen Nigou, or Android 20. Who was better/worse at creating robots who disobey them and are strong enough to destroy the planet?

Arale cameos because of course she does, Android 19 is doing active stuff in the background so that this battle looks active despite the fact that Gero is super old and just kind of walking back and forth rapping.

Skeep made Slump's title card.

Battle:






Norimaki Senbei:

N'cha! Straight outta Penguin Village, it's the genius

The man who revolutionized women by building them - without periods!

Whereas you mislabelled cyborgs constantly PMS'ing

To the extent that you got yourself killed by 17

But I digress, let's see whose reputation is fairer

You lost to a monkey trained by a lech on a baby Gamera

But I'm still on top, near us no bank is robbed

Because Arale's into wrestling! Not tipping trucker hats off.

Android 20:

That was a phase. This doctor has a lot to offer!

But you're standard stock. My Eighth led Red Ribbon to topple.

With all your perverted inventions, you're obscene

I overcame man! Put my own brain in advanced machine!

While you're wiling away your days tinkering with X-Ray goggles

I created a Super Perfect life form with Son Goku as the model!

And you claim to be the genius, but in reality, you're not, man.

You only scraped by in my series by leaning on Gatchan!

Norimaki Senbei:

Who are you trying to confront, can't stump the Slump!

I'm the trump, you look like... the dump.

I'm a man to himself! You should've shut your Flappe

Because I'm winning awards and your brains decorate a lab

Took your dream for 19 from what your son got from patrols?

No surprise Shueisha thought you too old to play with dolls!

Super Perfect? He forgot Goku for his kid!

Should've used his common sense when you put Krillin in!

Android 20:

Ah, yes. I confess my computer made some mistakes

Not as many as Toriyama did... when he made your face.

This isn't hide and seek. You won't achieve your wishes.

I will kill Son Goku, and re-spec Arale to wash dishes.

And what kind of genius decides to rely on a kid

Who daily gets kidnapped then plays with poop on a stick

Look at me! I'm fresh, I'm funky, hot diggity.

Here, Arale. (A)Hoi? (G)Return Norimaki his dignity.

Outro:
Who won? Norimaki Senbei Dr Slump

Hint:

lol i dont have a finished battle yet