User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Robot Tourney Round 1 Battle 1: Data (JPhil2.0) vs Kryten (Corporal Genesis DXTR)

I did have a good intro, but because my window closed, I'm just starting.

Cast
You know what it is.

Battle
...BATTLES OF ROBOTICNESS!

KRYTEN!

VS!

DATA!

Kryten-

I'm usually a loyal servant, but tonight I'm breaking the rules

I'll wipe out you and your crew, yes, all of those smegging fools.

I'll wipe you out on the Spot, this Ltd. Commander's getting a demotion. Flip!

You were so bland, you had a chip on your shoulder. A damn emotion chip!

This is your swanSoong, you can't compete for the enterPrize

Positronic Pimp? More like limp, you can't even keep a hard drive!

I red Dwarf over you in every sense, rap skills, popularity and sex appeal

You're getting reBooted out this tourney, put no pain you will feel.

Data-

Kryten-

Data-

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

E...

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

KRYTEN!

VS!

Doctor-

Not this again.

Poll
coming soon