User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness Season 2- Nintendo Gamecube vs. Lil' Wayne

This battle is going to be a battle. I thought of this matchup after taking one too many frying pans to the head.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

NINTENDO GAMECUBE

VS

LIL' WAAAYNE

BEGIN

Lil' Wayne:

Look at cubic shit, why don't you hop on my dick

I'mma bring the hurt, but first I'll take a hit.

Pause

I'll smash your little ass, then I'ma post it to Vine

Then I'll fuck your mom, call it Nintendo 69

I fuck the good pussy, I got Mario callin'

because the princess be crawling to all the thirsty niggas Brawlin'

in the streets, turns her on like a Game Boy

I'm a masta playa, you best quit playin' games, boy

You gotta small disc, no space for my big dick

I'm the controller; you're pushin' my buttons, click click

Your daddy's as yellow as your fucking C stick

Yo mom's a ho, but you know she ain't worth shit

Nintendo 64, I poked it in the catridge slit

It lit on fire so I started blazing it

Nintendo Gamecube:

You think you're hot? Watch as I burn you like my cooling fan

Can't read discs, but this man can't even read Green Eggs and Ham

I can not, will not hear your raps

Don't care about your dick or your crabs (oh snap)

You dropped out of school? More like dropped on your head

This inbred, brain-dead failure will be seing red

Flashy, I'm about to shock your brain

I'm a top notch console, Born to Play games

Your fans are into scat, all I hear from you is crap

Quit talkin bout chicks, you're the one getting bitch slapped

Sold 22 mil;  the best first party titles

You winning is a Fantasy, and it will be your Final

Lil Wayne:

Y'alls a hater, I know you so jealous that I'm relevant

been dead for seven years, kill you again for the hell of it

I've got swag, you get lag, fuck your momma in the vag

this two-bit shit is worse than the Black Plague

My dick's bigger than your third-party support, son

you look and sound like my toaster's abortion

Nintendo Gamecube:

I'm smooth like a dolphin, gonna snack on this shrimp

Who's just another poser of a gangsta and a pimp

Rapped since you were young, that's how you got your name

now it only makes since if you add the word 'Brain'

Your teeth are atrocious, you don't look Ferocious

you sound like a dead frog, but you're still the grossest

You beating me is comically impossible

The next purple thing to send you to the hospital

WHO WON Lil' Wayne Nintendo Gamecube