Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 53/@comment-26440814-20150528020044/@comment-25203408-20150528065230

So a while ago, John said he was our father. He also told an AWC about a month ago that he was dating AWC's GF, but the AWC revealed that John was actually dating his own mother, making the AWC John's father and our granfather. Here, John claims Jeff is his mom, making Jeff our grand mother and the AWC's GF, which means that John is dating Jeff :OOO

That's it guys, I cracked the code. I traced back the wiki's family tree as far as I could and unraveled one of its many dark secrets. Now, we just have to find who our mother is...