User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.28: Christian Grey vs Hugh Hefner

Let's get sexy!

Today we have Joe to thank for Grey's lines.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CHRISTIAN GREY

VS

HUGH HEFNER

BEGIN!

Christian Grey

This is a battle of big business to see whose bucks get better sex.

But I am dominant in my market; I guess Hefner's Second best.

Let me communicate why your actions habour nation's scorn.

Hugh Hefner had his first stroke before his new wife was born.

From the dark recesses of my mind I hear you're a war veteran.

In truth all you did was write down the actions of better men.

You can Hyde away your past, yet I have the Steele for answers.

Submit to be punished: another Hefner will take Fifty Shades of cancer.

Hugh Hefner

You might aswell give up as you're in my penthouse.

Slutty rabbits are more popular than that Mickey Mouse.

Mr. Grey, you think it's ok to seduce the girl next door?

I've had more sex than you, people call me a whore!

I make millions every single working day.

Your entire film was just alot of horseplay.

I'm on the walk of fame and got an expensive mansion.

Just like your book series, there shouldn't be an expansion.

Christian Grey

Your Twilight time has passed, your lesser stars will fade, boy.

So whipper by his missus he needs to ask when he can play, boy.

Coops himself in his room, Crooked Men with cameras ain't authors.

So let your bunnies hop away like your wife did from the altar.

Hugh Hefner

It's time for things to get a little bit darker.

Atleast your love life is better than that kid, Peter Parker!

It's time to give up, you got nothing else to say.

But really, you should be called Christian Gay.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!





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