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Neil Armstrong vs Amelia Earhart

Nice Peter - Neil Armstrong

EpicLLOYD - Buzz Aldrin

Zach Sherwin - Michael Collins

Jenna Marbles - Amelia Earhart

- Susan B. Anthony

iJustine - Marie Curie

Neil Armstrong: My arms are strong, you can call me Neil. And all of your fame, I'm about to steal. All the pain that I bring you, you will feel. You better eat cause it's gonna be your last meal. I'm not afraid to beat a girl. I'll knock her right to the moon. And you can trust that she probably won't be back that soon. The first astronaut ever versing a girl in pilot clothes. She's just a girl in a rundown plane, that no one really knows. She might not have a lot, but she now has a foe. And that foe is Mr. Neil, who can break all of her bones.

Amelia Earhart: I'm a pilot! A flying fantastic fantasy. If you don't like it, then why don't you just banish me? I changed the world. I didn't just sit home and nit. Go fly back to the moon, before your throat gets slipped. He's walking on the moon! Who cares? No one! I bet walking on the moon wasn't even really that fun. I'm bringing out the pain on this moonwalking idiot. Amelia Earhart is the best flyer ever, period.

Neil Armstrong: Well, we'll see who the best person to touch the sky is. Your legacy is dumb and stupid. And you can't deny it.

Amelia Earhart: At least I didn't need any dumb team. Why don't you just go home and dream. Dream about the fame that you could've achieved. If you would've listened to me, you could've made a scene.

Neil Armstrong: Speaking of team, why don't I bring mine here. Buzz Aldrin & Michael Collins don't have any fear.

Michael Collins: We're the best astronauts

Buzz Aldrin: versing some dumb pilot.

Michael Collins: We have a rap robot

Buzz Aldrin: So prepare to fight it!

Neil: I had a dream one day that we could come together, and create the most amazing TV special ever.

All: And we did! Now we're world famous. We totally owned that Mae Jameson.

Neil Armstrong: We left earth! We weren't even on the world.

Buzz Aldrin & Michael Collins: The three, OG, Apollo 13, guys vs a girl.

Amelia Earhart: Well, let me call my girls, Susan B. Anthony & Bessie Coleman.

Susan B. Anthony & Bessie Coleman: We'll help Amelia take care of you dumb-looking slow men.

All: Women are superior to men, it's so clear.

Amelia: I didn't even need Susan and Bessie to come here.

All: We're the original women heroes, down to the bone. These fat, dumb, fiends, have been womanly owned!!!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!! Epic Rap Battles of History!

Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins, - http://EpicRapBattlesOfHistory.com/voteSpace

Earhart, Anthony, Coleman, - http://EpicRapBattlesOfHistory.com/voteWomen