User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Poetry Slam Entry - A Shitty Theresa May Diss Rap

So ye I went with a more...rappy style than my compatriots and composed a political diss rap. I was sat in bed this morning thinking about relevant things I could write about. Things that really get me mad. Then it occurred to me that there are obvious problems happening in Europe. Refugees. And then I thought about Britian's policy regarding refugees. Then I though about the British Home Secretary, Theresa May. So Ye, this is for you Therry, baby :*

So I noticed your phoney motion for refugee proposals

Where you were hopeful of a fully global disposal

Of those you find too vocal, quite frankly it's woeful

That this mogul would act so completely antisocial

On that notion, I can't even call you out on that though

Because you went Conservative and got rid of all the ASBOs

Because they didn't achieve enough in their years of existence

Ask George, how successfully have you dropped the defecit, hmm?

Your government can hardly preach about all the failures

Of Labour when yours went ahead and pissed off all our neighbours

But hey, who am I to test the flavour of our saviours

Let's return to the nature where richer also means greater

Not that I'm a hater of the Vader Minister for Equality

Who's policies reduce child abuse to a simple folly

She stands for women but the truth is she's pro domestic abuses

Ridding our country of laws that could protect those with the bruises

But instead she's ruthless and produces infinitely more excuses

About why she chooses to ignore this and continue to induce this

The hatred that ensues this and she's surprised we think she's clueless

And she accuses us all of having too short a fuses

This confuses and amuses any who understand the political ruses

To undermine any of a class of which she doesnt approve this

That's what's abusive, but we've moved to a topic I didn't intend

So let's return to refugees, a pressing issue much more relevant

You're not eager to save any of the hordes displaced by a war

Caused by a dictator that, until recently, your buddies did support

The reasons for your thoughts? We don't have any space in our nation

Neither do Syria, Mrs May, that's kind of what's causing the situation

Look at France and Germany, they're taking people by the thousands

Whilst you intend to let's us sit comfy in our houses

Whilst people are drowning trying to pay their way for their survival

And you call them strong and rich? That's politically suicidal

I could go on and on about how you've let our country down

But I'd hate to induce another one of your withering frowns

But good luck, I guess there's some positives we should pump

Because whilst you may be a lump with a rump, you aren't Donald Trump