Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 20/@comment-74.104.160.115-20120503200542

HP vs Harry Potter

HP

I don't need silly spells to rock the house,

I got a trillion clones of eachother, you're just a fucking mouse.

You have no balls.

When I rap, I break the walls.

I break it with my bare fists.

So why don't you just go back to Hogwarts. Get the jizz?

I'm a Pixie. The biggest paper company leader since Dixie,

man you so weird, you act like Trixie.

A spoiled PRICK, without any hit flicks,

Why don't I zap you down to Saturday Night Nick?

Harry Potter

Everything you've ever done, you got it from ME.

Sure you maybe older then me, but I not comedy!

People don't like to see wizards make jokes,

watch an episode of WOWP and your brain will soak.

Get the idea? BUSINESSMEN ARE ONLY FAMOUS ON THE RADIO!

Crank up my amp real high and blast it on the stereo.

HP, go back to making paper,

find your girlfriend and then I'll date her.

But wait, you don't have one, your lifeless.

Post it up on Youtube and spike you with my iron fist!

HP

Nobody calls the big HP a stupid fool,

when I had a big car, you just sat with your tools,

of dumb magic, the gathering,

the spells that you make are just nagging.

Harry Potter

I serve up a hard magic Adavra Kedavra.

You have bad luck, the oh so bad karma.

You think you're a good HP?

Well as I can see,

you a short little midget, if I zapped you hard, you'd just flee!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!