User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay2/Valay battles reborn Dice vs Oogie Boogie

 King Dice

I am mister King Dice! I have power in my hands!

You`re the most void person in your grey badlands!

You are just a bag of nasty worms,

Clichéd speeches and pathogenic germs!

It’s only necessary to pull the rope and soon you are dead!

My name is King for fuck sake! As a big boss I`m way ahead!

Oogie Boogie? Really? Your moniker came up from an epileptic?

<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh, wait! You are just a horror story for stupid children! Pathetic...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">No one likes you in your world! You live under the ground in shit!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I know you`re a bag but can you at least try to keep fit?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You are the fattest thing I`ve ever seen!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You are so overreacting! Such a drama queen…

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I am an owner of a large casino

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But I want to own everything, amigo!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I heard you belong to Disney pictures cause you`re Touchstone`s thing

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Good! So take me Disney`s contracts, come on, bring em’ to the king!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oogie Boogie

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re joking! You`re joking! I can`t believe my eyes!

<p class="MsoNormal"> He`s a man who thinks he can trade with Empire of dark mouse, guys!

<p class="MsoNormal"> But it is not your main problem! Just look at you!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Did you steal these clothes from an usher and painted them purple blue?

<p class="MsoNormal"> And your head! It`s funny! I`m laughing! How did you grow it?

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`ll deliver you from this excessive burden and blow it!

<p class="MsoNormal"> So, you are from a game everybody is talking about…

<p class="MsoNormal"> But you`re too ugly to be popular, no doubt!

<p class="MsoNormal"> And, man, now you should shake, or you`ll get a slap

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cause this is maybe the last time you hear boogie`s rap!

<p class="MsoNormal"> OOOH, YEAY, I am mister Oogie Boogie man!

<p class="MsoNormal"> But it`s not over yet, baby! Now it’s your turn, feeble lamb!

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Dice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Ha! Your verse is as bad as I expected!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">A man who knows nothing about rap is now detected!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m stylish, I`m clever, I never play nice. I have connections with the Devil!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> Even EARTH ARMY brought more problems for Jack! You are just not my level!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oogie Boogie

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re joking! You`re joking! I can`t believe my ears!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You are Satan`s right hand man, I`m my own demon of fears!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m the shadow on the moon at night!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Silly little… thing! You will faint from fright!

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Dice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Don`t mess with King Dice, idiot! I have a dark soul!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`ll gut you and turn the resulting canvas bag in a roll,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`ll give you alcohol, but you won`t like it, buddy!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Then my cards will go for you, and your spirit will leave the body!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So don`t make me laugh. You don`t really know what rage, anger and fear is!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You can`t win my game like a journalist with twenty years of experience!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Your only friends are two little boys and a loli, but what if I`ll end all this, how will you feel?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#5F497A;mso-themecolor:accent4;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">When I beat you in this battle, I`ll finally call CPS and you`ll go to jail, fucking pedophile!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Oogie Boogie

<p class="MsoNormal"> By the way, thanks for reminding me about them!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, they will cope with you in a jiffy, They are as bright as gems!

<p class="MsoNormal"> They won`t listen to your stupid guff!

<p class="MsoNormal"> They`re just going to do their stuff!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Lock, Stock and Barrel

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Yes, boss! We`ll defeat him! And we`ll give you his dead body! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#1D1B11;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:26;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal"> We’ll do it for the first time. No one would call it oddish !

<p class="MsoNormal"> W e <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor: accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">e e! L a! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">L a! L a!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Kidnap the square Dice, he will never be free!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Lock him in Bon Bon`s palace and then eat the key!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Kidnap the square Dice, <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor: accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">throw him in the hell!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Let`s hope when King meets his boss, he will answer well!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Kidnap the square Dice, he is not so wise!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We`ll shrink this motherfucker, he will be killed by mice!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">This would be the hardest issue you have ever seen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Consider that I`ve started smoking and found a brother-twin.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">In YOUR casino you`ve been taking hundreds of <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2; mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">bucks,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So you <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">may think <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#943634;mso-themecolor:accent2; mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">that <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">you`ve just lost half a million to Axe <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">! (Harry Lonsdale`s cameo)