User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Chucky vs Lots-O-Huggin' Bear. Epic Rap Battles of Villainy Season 1

Hi, I'm BTTF, wanna play?



Nerds

Anyway, I'm still making these I guess. Today's battle features Child's Play antagonish Chucky against Toy Story 3 antagonist Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear to see which doll is more evil

Ye

Cover and (eventually) title cards credit to my man Leandro

Here goes!

Cast
EpicLLOYD as  Chucky (voice)

Chali 2na as Lotso (voice)

Some stop-motion dude as Chucky (visuals)

Some animator as Lotso (visuals)

The Battle
EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTES OF VILLAINY!!!

LOTS-O'-HUGGIN' BEAR!!

VS!!

CHUCKYYYYY!!!

BEGIN!!!

Hi, I'm Chucky! You wanna fucking play with me?

You're about to see the most menacing thing to come outta New Jersey

I'll Lakeshore Strangle you, asshole, let's see what you Ken handle

I'll slice your stuffed stomach to shreds, leave your body fluff dismantled!

I'm scarier than Freddy, you're less freaky than a Furby

I've been set on fire before, bitch, let's see you try to burn me

I'm your friend to the end! And your end is coming soon, Winnie the Shit

Try to beat me and I'll just come back! Ugh, but dying is such a bitch...

Well hello there! I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear. You can call me Lotso

This Talky Tina ripoff thinks he's scary? I wonder how he thought so

You're as harmless as Barbie and pathetic as Rex

A sadistic serial prankster with a Napoleon Complex

You make me Chuckle, Chucky. You're a wannabe Robert the Doll

I've seen all of your hundreds of movies, and I wasn't scared at all

You're  Freddy Krueger's abortion, son, so you'd better wise up

Or else I'll play you like the doll you are, flip you Sunnyside up

Alright, no more Mr. Good Guy, Strawberry Shortcake bitch

I'll Stretch  your fucking limbs until your body stops to Twitch

Nobody Cares about you, Bear. You shouldn't have messed with Charles Lee Ray

It takes grown men to stop me, fucker, your defeat was Child's Play

So are you gonna man up and fight me, or run away like a fuckin' Big Baby ?

Nevermind. Fuck you, furball. Imma just abandon you like Daisy

Now leave Daisy out of this, Slappy, 'fore I switch you to demo mode

Crawl back home and tell An dy how you got slashed by Lotso

I'm a stone-cold heartless leader; a strawberry-scented Caesar

You got turned into a parody of yourself by your own sequels

Let's see you try to last in the Caterpillar Room, you perverted hellspawn

You rude fuckin' doll, I just kicked your plastic ass to infinity and beyond !

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC *knife slices the logo to pieces* RAP... BATTLES OF VILLAINY?

Poll
Who won? Chucky Lotso