User blog:Dragonsblood23/EFB: Zoos VS Thore

Welcome to my crap series from ERBS today we got Zoos VS Thore EPOC FAT BUTTLES

ZOOS

VS

THORE

Zoos:

I am Zoos and I am a god

you suck, go play some cod

I own a mountain called Mountain

I also have a fountain called Fountain

I shoot lighning bolts from my ass

teaching children safe sex in class

you have fun comics I have boring books

Go back to Warner Bros and hang out with Captain Hook

Thore:

Zoos plz I'm a North God

tho secretly i'm a South God

but not east or west

because they aren't the best

I don't hang with Captain Hook

I hang with Captain Cook

He was an explorer

I don't know what rhymes with explorer

You suck more then my brother

I need more Lightning ANOTHER

???:

Lighting eh?

Lughning Mcqueer:

I'm Lughning Mcqueer I am a plane

gonna take you guys to Fuckland, Spain

nevermind too many people are in pain

plus there are too many clouds of rain

Raidin:

Those clouds are from me, cause I say so

I'm in Tekken and I say so

I rap cause I say so

here's a sombraro

Thore:

Fuck off guys, we need more gods in pairs

good thing I know where

(Everyone appears in TK's Bathtub)

TK:

WTF guys GTFO

Thore:

We came to battle you! Rubber Duck and House!

Tk's Rubber Duck and House:

Yep we're gods too and where TK lives in us

Now lets go unto a universal bus

tickets are sold out shit

well we can listen to TK's hits

???:

OH NO I'M THE ONE WITH HITS

Eminm:

YO YO YO I BE EMINM tho my real name is Skittles

I tried it once at a science fair but they called me shittles

I can also be Slim Shady

But now i'm fat so Not So Slim Shady

and now i'm female so Slim Lady

I'm on a diet with some Slim Gravy

Fuck this i'm going to Tim's Navy

???:

Not so fast

(TK's Bathroom wall gets wrecked by a creature)

Spayeti monstar:

Thats right i'm made of spaghetti

tho I would go to a Spa Yeti

I have giant balls made of meat

not the user because he isn't neat

Lets all go into space on the outside

where we see a rapper named Durkside

Durkside:

I hate my nemesis, Aquaman

he always gets a good plan

I'm evil because I rape chairs

I rape em all in an organized pair

If they run I use my Omega beams

this rap is done or does it seem

(A Bright Light Comes and the final rapper appears)

Foo Mootron:

ITS FOO SHOETRON WITH A NEUTRON!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO PUT THERE SHOES ON!

I quit using all caps cause i'm making ducks

the kind of ducks that give plenty of fucks

everyone go to bed because its sex time

thats all I got for pleasant rhymes

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU CAN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TOO

EPOC FAT BUTTLES