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ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 7

Metal: These are our allies?!

BTTF: Look maybe they won't be that bad

Noah: We have Markiplier and Jack Nicholson, It's a dream come true

Markiplier: So uh where are the free Pancakes?

Danny Sexbang: Yeah I came here for free food

BTTF: Look there are no Pancakes

Jontron: What the fuck man!! I traveled all the way from New York for nothing

Egoraptor: This is bullshit!!

BTTF: Look I have a reason you're all here

Markiplier: What is it?

(BTTF tells the story of the future and they start to cry)

Danny Sexbang: Oh my god that was the saddest thing I've ever heard

Jontron: We need to protect our country

Egoraptor: We will do whatever it takes

Kari: Wait guys how will we get to Washington D.C

Noah: We are not walking again!

Egoraptor: Wait let's take a plane there

BTTF: Why haven't I thought of that

Metal: Because you're stupid

BTTF: Hey!

Markiplier: Let's not waste any time!

Noah: Yeah he's right

Metal: Kiss up

Danny Sexbang: Let's move!!

Narrator: 2 hours later they arrive at the airport!

Kari: I really hate that Narrator

(Jack Nicholson breaks the glass door of the air port)

Jack: Heres Johnny!!!

Metal: Stop doing that!

Noah: Let's just order our Tickets

(The gang goes to order the tickets)

Egoraptor: Nine tickets for Washington D.C please

Ticket Lady: Thank you very much, your plane is ready

Jontron: Thank you!!

(The gang gets on the plane. Then Kari sits next to Metal)

Kari: Hey Senpai

Metal: What is it Kari?

Kari: I'm scared

Metal: Don't be, we'll be just fine

Kari: You promise?

Metal: I pinkie promise

Kari: Thank you Senpai

Metal You're welcome

Narrator: 2 hours later they arrive in Washington D.C

(The gang is walking in the streets. Egoraptor pulls out a bag)

Egoraptor: Alright listen up this is the real deal, I bought some Burglar masks.

Noah: Why?

Egoraptor: So that we blend in the night

(Egoraptor hands everyone there masks expect for BTTF)

Egoraptor: Sorry pal they only had eight in stock

BTTF: It's okay, I got a solution

(BTTF pulls out a Tube sock from his pocket)

Noah and Metal: Why do you have a Tube sock in your pocket?

BTTF: Don't question my methods

(They all put on there masks and they eventually get to the gates of the White house)

Markiplier: I devised a plan, for Noah to climb the gates and break the lock

Danny Sexbang: You're going to need this to break the lock

(Danny pulls out a sword and Markiplier puts his hand on Noahs shoulder)

Markiplier: Go make me proud Kid

Noah: I will!!!!

(Noah starts running towards the gate)

Noah: WATCH OUT WORLD IT'S NOAHS TIME TO SHINE

(Noah jumps on the gate and gets electrocuted. then he falls to the ground)

Noah: Ow....

Kari: Smells like Bacon

Jontron: Alright that didn't work hmmmmm

(Noah gets up)

Noah: Wait I can do it, I'm strong enough

(Noahs runs and jumps on the gate and manages to climb to the other side)

Noah: WOOOOOO I DID IT YEAHHHH

(Noah slices the lock with Dannys sword and Noah pushes the gate open)

BTTF: Good job Noah

Metal: Yeah man

Markiplier: I'm impressed Kid

Noah: Yayyyy

(Noah passes out)

BTTF: I got this

(BTTF puts Noah on his back)

Egoraptor: Lets move out!

(They walk up to the door)

Jontron: Alright I know it's locked, how can we open it?

(Jack Nicolson breaks the door with his Axe)

Jontron: GOD DAMNIT CAN'T I THINK

Danny Sexbang: There's no time

BTTF: And lets not waste it ether

(They go into the Main Hall and sneak around. They eventually get to the presidents door)

Metal: *Sighs* Alright guys lets do this, Jack do the usual

Jack: AHHHHHHH

(Jack breaks the door and the gang enters the room)

BTTF: Mr. President we need to speak with you

(The presidents chair turns around revealing to be.....)

THE END

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