User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 21: Martian Manhunter vs Piccolo



Aliens!

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:25

Martian Manhunter:
Ask yourself, is a battle with me what you desire?

I alone defeated an invasion from an evil empire

You managed to scare some people, and do nothing else

Except get penetrated by Goku when he was only the age of 12

Irrelevant since Dragonball, this is the wrong way to grab attention

Unless going off with a humiliating defeat was your intention

A lousy strategy, since your putrid strengths do not come near me

I am a force so reckoned, even Superman fears me

Piccolo:
Yeah, being stronger than Supes isn’t much of a milestone

I can name off at least 10 people who’ve already ascended that throne

Besides, I doubt you’d be much of a threat to him or anyone now

You’ve been nerfed so bad, even Batman can stare you down

Now how can you call me irrelevant, while you’ve been obscure since the 50’s?

You’re so poorly written that your costume looks like a striptease

I may not be a Saiyan, but you’re insaiyan to think you can brag

Anything’s better than being the Justice League’s punching bag

Martian Manhunter:
Whatever your reason for gaining new strength, you must stop it

I can see the other two Nameks have clouded your logic

You have become a pedophile and a caretaker combined

Yet all you manage to turn out is weaklings that complain and whine

If it was not for the Dragonballs, it would already be your time

Even still, you are relegated to watching from the sidelines

How you can overcome this gap in strength beats me

You are better off offing yourself like you did in GT

Piccolo:
Maybe you should take your own advice, since you made the fans so bored,

They replaced your stipper ass on the New 52 with Cyborg

Luckily for you, there’s no demon’s curse. All I’ll need is a verse

With your weakness to fire, things are about to get a lot worse

We’re similar in many ways, but there is one fact you have to face

In the end, at least I managed to be around to save my race

You’re a disgrace, and I’ve dignified this more than I should’ve allowed

So pay respects to your Kami now, and bow down