User blog:Mr. Swell Guy/The Joker vs The Joker

Guy Fawkes vs The Joker Joker vs Michael Jackson vs The Joker Joker - Cool Dude Rap Battles 6 I think

Hey you ever see Guy Fawkes vs the Joker?

Hey you ever see Michael Jackson vs the Joker?

If you answered yes than good bc I’m too lazy to link them right now

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah this is the Jokers from them battles and I already forgot why

Joker comes out soon or something so it works

Fuck me

Okay

Joker vs joker begin idfc

The Joker:

IM! THE! JOKEEEERRRRRRRR!

I’M GONNA MAKE A SICK DISS

YOU BITCH

I BET YOU NEVER GET KISSED!

HAHA!

I’M OWNING YOU ON THE MIC

YOU FOOL!

I BET YOU CANT EVEN RIDE A BIKE!

YOU RAP AGAINST GUY FAWKES?

PLEASE!

I DONT! EVEN! GIVE A FAWKES!

ABOUT YOUR ORDER OF PHOENIX!

YOU CANT BEAT ME!

WITH YOUR TINY DICKS!

The Joker:

WOO HOO HOO!

AND HERE WE GO

Your rapping sucks! No really it blows!

You can’t compare to me! I’m really epic and cool

I’m not even gonna try and rhyme half of these lines!

Your battle is bad, mine is really quite nice

What’s with your hair bro, looks like you have lice!

In a way you complete me

I never defeated Guy Fawkes

You never banged little boys!

The Joker:

HAHAHA WHAT A LAUGH!

IS THAT YOUR VERSE!

YOURE JUST A WOMAN!

YOU FORGOT YOUR PURSE!

EPIC?

AND?

COOL?

PLEASE!!!

YOUR RHYMES ARE SO BAD

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO

KILL MYSELF!

HOLY SHIT!

IM ALSO NOT GOING TO RHYME

WHAT IS UP

WITH JOKER BATTLES

AND THIS ISSUE

THIS RAP IS DONE

COS I NEED A TISSUE!!!!!

The Joker:

hon hon oui baguette

Jesus fucking Christ what’s with you

Your lines are garbage

Do you like have Tourette’s or some shit what the fuck

Anyway now I’m gonna make rape threats for some reason

So here is your ass

AND HERES MY GARGANTUAN FUCKING FLOPPY DONKEY COCK

IM CUMMING IN YOUR BUTTHOLE HOE

GET READY FOR MY CUMMIES

YOU FUCKIN LOSER

YOURE SUCH A FUCKING DUMMY

CUMMIES IN YOUR TUMMY

YOU LITTLE SLUT CALL YOURSELF J FOR JOKER

BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE YOURE PROBS A SMOKER

I’m so sorry I had no plan for this at all

I’m drunk

I’m functioning through autocorrect right now

This might be comprehensible or something idk

Fucking hell

Yeah okay bye thanks for reading and I apologise

Id ask someone to make a cover but this is not worth anyone’s time