User blog:JaphethMario/Candy Crush Saga vs Flappy Bird - Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle Ep. 2.5

After Flappy Bird take down all the elite four PC indie-game characters, a new rapper dares to challage him again.

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Beginning:

Flappy Bird: No game can match the Flappy Bird.

*A peice of candy falls down in the ground*

What is this...Candy have been crushed....Oh crud I know who's candy is this

Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle

FLAPPY BIRD  


 * Two shadow figure appears in the candy*

VS

*Two shadow figure reveal themselves as...*

Flappy Bird: YOU!

TIFFI AND MR. TOFFEE   

'BEGIN'

Tiffi and Mr. Toffee (Candy Crush) Verse:
I’m the new challenger; let’s see whose games have the addicting flow

You are born in Vietnam, no wonder why people hate you, that country blow

All your copies are better than you, It’s a fact that should be known

Your games is just tapping the screen, just simply a bored

If you use the Saga prepare to get sued, son

I’m mad on the mic call me…Benson

You’re literally flapping on a never-ending hell

Filled with rip-off Mario pipes, sound effects, graphics, you should have known well

You're more addcting than weed? No wonder why you get kicked out of the store

Your face is like a mess-up duck face selfie, can I say anything more?

You got angry people that broke their phones, because of you

And you still got angry people giving you death threats, because got removed

Flappy Bird Verse:
I’m back on a new battle, just like my copies

Just finish beating Angry Birds, Steve, Freddy, Reimu and Meaty

This little girl with her pedo friend think they can beat me

HA!...Then you must be high on candy

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re games need to buy useless stuff, you’re now the new King of EA

<p class="MsoNormal">Who the heck is Tiffi and Mr. Toffee, wait they are your names, eh?

<p class="MsoNormal">You try to sue Candyswipe, then you are giant hypocrite

<p class="MsoNormal">CW is first and You rip-off Bejeweled, I think you’ll need to be sued you prick!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a MLG Pro, I can beat you 360noscoped, you see

<p class="MsoNormal">Did Tiffi get some free candy on your white van Mr. Toffee

<p class="MsoNormal">Sexy Voice, Smoothing music are overrated, people nowadays wants a free game

<p class="MsoNormal">But why would anyone play your game, cause it’s boring and lame

<p class="MsoNormal">I get removed on the store, but still I’m still remembered

<p class="MsoNormal">While you’re still pimping on the store, but now you’re forgotten

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re feeling horny Mr. Pedoffee and Tiffi, here’s a condom

<p class="MsoNormal">I flip the bird harder than that yourfan get a thumb tendon

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

WHO WON? Candy Crush Flappy Bird

Hint: Adventures vs Slackers