User blog:DennisRocking/Dennis Rap Battles. Smaug VS Deathwing

Oh shit boys! Looks what it is! It's a non-Pokemon VS Anyone battle!

So I originally planned every Monday and to rotate between Pokemon VS Anyone and the actual Dennis' Rap Battles series (which is still going on), but I decided that since the ERB stuff might be coming out like, this week and all, cover, audio maybe, battle, etc, I knew it wouldn't get much traction, as would any other battle. I've taken the liberty of going ahead and releasing this one to the public.

Here we got Deathwing, aka Neltharion, the black dragon, one of the original 5 aspects that turned evil, and the primary antagonist in the World of Warcraft expansion Cataclysm, against Smaug, the O.G. dragon badass and somewhat primary antagonist in the Hobbit trilogy, even though the 3rd movie isn't concerning him, the book is, by J.R.R Tolkien.

Fun. Dragons.

Dragons are always fun.

Anyways guys, I highly suggest listening to the beat with this one, as it adds a lot more...I don't know, mmph to the battle. This is, in my opinion, my proudest would I've done. I'm extremely happy with how it turned out, and I hope you guys enjoy it!

Also, I want to give a huge shoutout to Alanomaly for his fantastic work on the thumbnail. Reminds me a lot of Robocop VS Terminator. I love it. Thanks man. <3

See you next time!

Beat:

http://www.shadowville.com/123257/genres/dirty-south-beats/this-is-sparta-pt2

Lyrics:

(:0:)

Dennis' Rap Battles!

Smaug!

Against!

Deathwing!

BEGIN!

(:19:)

Smaug:

Rap this fire breathin' dragon? You're barely adequate!

I'm a ravenous classic! Antagonize this weak antagonist!

This is my land, Charizard, I own for miles!

You're like a "prevent wildfires today" posterchild!

I'm the O.G! I don't buy in to the rhymes you spite, and

I paved the way of the genre's skies you fly in!

You got a hot temper; I'm hot to the core!

I can handle you if I can fuck over the dwarves!

(:38:)

Deathwing:

Someone's begging to be beat! I'm comin' in on deaths wing!

Destroying cities and lowbies; it's the badass Deathwing!

Get a new Aspect! I burn through my cavernous deeps.

Grim as Batol! I got followers! You're Middle Earth's black sheep!

Ebeneezer Smaug doesn't have Spine as a worder!

Couldn't defend your home from one measly burglar!

You need a Sundering! Your breath is death? Ain't showin'!

All I know is the potency of your Mountain bein' Lonely!

Veer and steer you off my back! It's you I won't be fearing!

You're about as intimidating as your animated appearance!

Stop your sneering! I leave whole raids offed!

Crawl back into isolation and blow some steam off!

You're a predictable bore! Your arc freakin' blows!

Should've saved the trouble, gave Thorin the Arkenstone!

Have you seen Stormwind or Darkshore?! Twilight is nigh!

Oh, please, I fight little dwarves all the time!

(:1:16:)

Smaug:

For being so "endgame", you're so easy to bare!

Bitch please! You got taken down by a Carebear Stare!

You're an Ere-bore, Neltharion, what needs a rewriting.

Is the "power" of these so-called "Titans"

This Dragon's Soul shall be torn asunder when he raps me!

Send your hentai looking ass back into your vortex of agony!

Easy prey to the Old Gods, your way was departed!

Ah, but no matter, I still prefer Arthas!

(:1:35:)

Deathwing:

This hatemongerering racist greedy one's a turn off!

Get a word off! You breathe fire? No shit, Sherlock!

You're not a dragon to me, more like a sparrow!

If I recall correctly, you got wrecked by one arrow!

It's all "scaled" up, bet you're getting quite tired.

Ironic, your death paired with being bathed in fire!

You got wrecked in two movies, you being badass is dead wrong.

Knew you wouldn't last long! This was the Desolation of Smaug!!!!

(:1:55:)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DENNIS' RAP BATT-*Fire gets breathed onto the logo, leaving it charred*

BATTTTTLEEEESSSSSS -logo flies away-