User blog:Taviwave/Wretched Writing

Due to unpopular request, I've decided to make a series where I heavily and angrily criticize lyrics to raps and songs. I was going to start the series by analyzing a terrible verse in a fanmade YouTube rap battle, but I didn't want it to seem like I was singling anybody out. So, I'm leaving it up to you to make requests. Before you go eagerly typing away, I'm setting some ground rules.

1) I'll analyze any song or rap. I will not do poetry, short stories, longer stories, scripts, or instruction booklets.

2) Refrain from suggesting lengthy songs. Anything with more than 64 lines (not including choruses) would need to be split into parts and I wouldn't like that.

3) Don't suggest your own battles. This isn't a place to promote your work even if it is indeed bad.

4) Don't suggest battles that are intentionally horrible, such as IGLYwhat'shisface and other trolls.

5) Don't suggest my battle(s). :(

Other rules may be established later. Happy suggesting!