User blog:TKandMit/MC Johnny LA vs TKandMit

Not going to even go with an intro, here's MC Johnny LA vs Yours Truly.

Johnny:

I'm MC Johnny riding in the streets of LA

God only hears me when I rap during my pray

I beg him for some cash and tell him he can suck my dick

And then I ask him for a hot black chick I can dig



I once ate a fat cat I found beside the road

I roasted it in fire following the white trash code

I'm a badass rapper and I never will work again

I spit my raps towards Xiem my number 1 fan



TKandMit:

Oh shit, was that a verse? I can't tell, you're just mumbling words,

Here comes the skinhead that can't talk and raps even worse,

You call yourself MC, as in Emcee, or are you messy?

Can't string a fucking sentence together, where's this heading?

You're a troll that wanted to terrorize the wiki,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">So I jumped down the bridge to kill you, quickly.

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Sorry, Johnny, I honestly didn't want to demolish you,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">If you were nicer and modest, let me promise you,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Everyone would leave you alone, but you're still a cry-baby wannabe,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Truth is, buddy, that nobody wants to be a wannabe MC Johnny.

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<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Johnny:

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