User blog:Iamthelegion/Mario vs Ben 10 - battle of the plumber, from the Mario saga.

Ben 10:

Really Mario, you'll see I'm a better plumber

Fighting aliens whilst your nemeses couldn't be dumber

Don't need to hit my watch to take you out

I'm prepared for all the steam you pout

This rap will leave you dead or at least vexed

While Link goes out with Peach, and it's a success

My raps have the Rath of Four-Arms Ultimate

Big Turtle? TMNT beat one in a tournament

So go smoke a mushrooms with a Swampfire

As I Heatblast you up on a Lodestar pyre

You'll be wrapped up just like Snareoah

Think you're all that but I'm the cool pharoah

I played your lame games, you've been Super Smashed

Trying to beat Ben 10 after you lost to Crash

Mario:

Itsa me so super so run back to your Omniverse

That's your destination by your feet or in a hearse

I use mushrooms to transform, but do you remember

You used coins in Sumo Slammers, in 2010's December

Needing a Rook to back you up and getting beaten by allies

Gwen and Paradox more powerful and Asmuth is more wise

So go Ultimate Waybig, Diamondhead or Gravattack

While I alone blaze through galaxies, so step back

Ben 10:

YOu're tempting me fatso, hand nearing my wrist

Blaze you like Bowser Jr, like with DK feel my fist

You are but a man who can't beat Ash Ketchum

There was something about Dragon Balls so fetch em

Galaxies? I'll crush you like Aggregor and Kevin

You're a genocidal jerk, I'll blow you to heaven

Alien X would need negligible convincing

To Armadrillo through you fast as Jetray on a wing

I have turned into a planet like Geodude with Koffings

Burn you like Ultimate Big Chill, blast you like Echo Echo sings

Surrender, or face the Terraspinning NRG of my Rath

Like Articguana and Clockwork, remove all greymatter in my path

Ditto, stepping to me is a Water Hazard you'll regret

I juryrigged this battle, Wildvine like you won't forget

Rip through you as Wildmutt or Eatle or Chamaleon

So you'll make it through this like Dr Animo or Leon

This is an XLR8d Race Against Time, like with Ampfibian

Just had a Brainstorm: I'll Spidermonkey you like Simian

Because I'm Upgraded like Humongosaur and Rex the Generator

Use all your power to try and Ripjaws, you has-been hater

Mario:

I understand you have some aliens you can use

But convince Alien X? You must be confused

From my golfing I understand a Water Hazard unlike you

Winning the Olympics while you get beat by who?

A Davy Jones alien, I'll decapitate you with a Vilgax

Your fourth series is plain weird, here's the facts

You look demented, Psiphon is like a hellspawn

If your ally is a rook, you must at most a pawn

So close to your cousin in the south and a wannabe hood

Trying to beat superheroes and burning down Belwood

One of your best weapons came from your enemy, your my Guido

I'll be blowing you up harder than Phil or Albedo