User blog:Stofferex/SRB6- Fidel Castro vs Mao Zedong

'''Hi there, another battle finished finally. This time its between the cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, and the chinse dictator/communist Mao Zedong. No time to watse let's go already!'''

Cast:
Nice Peter as Fidel Castro

Timothy Delaghetto as Mao Zedong

EpicLLOYD as Raúl Castro (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore as Che Guevara (cameo)

The Battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MAO ZEDONG!...

...VS...

...FIDEL CASTRO!

BEGIN!

Castro:
 Allow me to dictate this battle to my victory/

 Your birth made your parents christmas a tragedy!

 Like my cigars, I’ll smoke you, it’ll be my treat/

 This chairman is so scared, he’s back at his seat!

 Everybody says you’re an disgrace for everything you did!/

 And I would’ve outrapped you even when I was a kid!

 Wanna start a war with me? America couldn’t even harm me!/

 After I’m done here, you’ll truly getting a red army!



Zedong:
You got some nerve to say that stuff right in my face/

You’re old! Retire and let your brother take your place!

 You’re all bark and no bite, don’t act so big/

 But then again, you’re stupid as a bay of pigs!

 You look kinda fat Castro, I’ll let you starve for a few days/

 Marx and Lenin must be so proud of you too, ha! J-F-K!

 I’ll mark my territory over your whole nation/

 Then you should prepare yourself for your Castr-ation!



Castro:
<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">You better stop talking like you’re in some higher class/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Before I shove my Iron fist straight up your ass!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Watch as I turn Mao Zedong into my bitch slave!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Then I torture him, killing him and spit on his grave!

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Zedong:
<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">You’re just an in-Fidel, who can’t rap for shit/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> The only thing you can actually beat is Che Guevara’s dick!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I’m disappointed you were supposed to be a threat/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I’ll burned you so bad yet I still see that you’re wet!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">WHO WON?!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">ALREADY PLANNED!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">EEEEEPIC *GUN SOUND* Hey dude, watch it...RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Poll
Who won? Mao Zedong Fidel Castro