User blog:Cdk2001/Viewtiful Joe vs Vegeta

(Vegeta) What the hell kind of superhero are you supposed to be You will never never be as powerful and awesome as me All you are is a joke, who thinks he's a movie star I'm a world class elite, no one knows who you are While you're out playing superhero and think that you can fight I'm kicking aliens' asses with all my might I don't need a stupid catchphrase to power up Just like your girlfriend Sylvia, you're fucked

(Joe) Oh, look what we got here: another constipated jock Who thinks he can make up rhymes right on the spot Yo, how do you expect to beat me, boy If you can't beat a fuckin' female android I've spent my whole hero career fighting robots You spent the whole damn series trying to beat Kakarot You and Goku can try to beat me in a rap battle if you can He only got lucky when he beat Superman

(Vegeta) You can't keep up with me, man, I'm super quick Now would you please get off of Captain Blue's dick I'm a Super Saiyan! You're just a little boy You can't defeat anyone without your little toys Three powers you have to get out of a sitch You're like that little bald man; you sound like a bitch Forget the V-watch, your powers are caused by meth I'll do what I did to Nappa: I'll give you a warrior's death Well I love to stay and rap and this has been fun But now I'll pump Bulma and Sylvia with my Galick Gun

(Joe) Henshin-a-go-go, baby! (Sylvia: Joe!) Dude, what makes you think you know how to treat a lady You don't like your wife, you barely like your son Your rapping is like your fights; you can't get either done Come on, Six Machine! You're going down There's no way I can lose to this punk-ass clown Mach speed all the time, baby. You can't pick up the pace I'll destroy you worse than Frieza destroyed your whole race