User blog:Howtobeme/Harry Styles vs Justin Bieber (Based on Lennon vs O'Reilly)

Harry Styles-

Help! You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle

Your daddy issues are bad, must be reason why you're always befuddled

You're the type of guy, who'll cry while doing a rap, just in the shower

You need to stay out of music and smoke your weed for an hour

Every time I watch your music videos, your voice is hurting me

And your relationships are worse than shits I took, you can't get any ladies

I'm Harry Styles, so wild, I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much you paid Selena Gomez to suck your dick

Justin Bieber-

You fucking long hair, singing about midnight memories

Get rekt by this punk, who's a fighting vocal machine

Stop your verses Harry, you call me Mr. Justin Bieber

When it comes to squashing limeys, I pick the one with the smallest wiener

Your weak, between you and me there's no comparison

I'll beat you so bad you weep gently while I'm all arrogant

Your Niall Horan's bitch with less talent than Louis

And all your fans are just so screwy

Harry Styles-

Nobody can buy you love, now let me kick your ass for free

Take my One Thing and then give you a lobotomy

I hate you scheme to rupture my earlobes

Go drink some maple syrup and run back to your Canadian home

Justin Bieber-

Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Usher

One thousand dollar shoes you to stomp a wannabe Big Time Rusher

Don't tell me to leave America, that's how I survive

Now where's a water bottle, I'll be the one throwing it this time

AND DA WINNER IS.... Harry Justin