Talk:Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner/@comment-4490782-20160627163353

Banner:

I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce

With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes

I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash

Especially in the hundred metre ditch-your-wife dash

I'm an ace in the lab, that's the bass and treble

So let me break you down on a molecular level

You turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green

The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen

You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line

Kept up with the Kardashians but left some kids behind

Run along, you'll thank me, 'cause I'm getting kind of cranky

Trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

Jenner:

I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly

Honestly, you're kinda boring when you're happy

I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways

Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays!

The truth is, there's no truce between the Bruces

You're a drifter being useless, I'm a winner, no excuses! (Ugh!)

Beautiful women all up on my jock

Got a home gym, check me on a cereal box, doc!

You big, green, freak, don't try to flex

If it wasn't for your cousin, you'd never have sex (oh!)

You're so strong when you get mad

Too bad you can't go back to protect your mom from your dad

The Hulk:

That ??? don't give you claws(?)

Just one more thing Bruce ??? forgot!(?)

The best thing you make? Kylie ???

She eighteen? Hulk smash!

Jenner:

It's my teenage daughter, man, I have to forbid this

I'll put a javelin through your Jolly Green discus

Kylie ain't the type of girl I'm gonna let you smash on

You'll get the medal without the decathlon

The Hulk:

(Agh!) Hulk is Hulk! No identify as man!

??? might understand!

No gender issue, this Jenner issue!

Just you being you is enough to diss you!

Jenner:

??? to hate yourself

But you don't need to blame yourself

You a tiger, stop tryna tame yourself

You gotta be big enough to contain yourself!

??? get hit with a little forgiveness

Be green, that ain't none of my business

But if you think you're looking good in those torn-ass clothes

You're lion, witch means you need a new wardrobe

(Aww) The vision of those shorts kinda scarred me

But you just rage at a Barney-themed party

That's probably not something you seen as a child

Not(?) one day did you see your daddy smile!

The Hulk:

Hulk not strong enough to deal with the lies(?)

Jenner:

Laying you down easy, that's 'cause you (?)

Examine this under your microscope

You got no neck but you'll still fucking choke

After battling me you're gonna always be pissed

So the Hulk will stay forever in the Bruce ???