User blog:Awesome Betterhero/Rod Serling vs H.P. Lovecraft (Awesome Rap Battles)



Twilight Zone host Rod Serling raps against horror story writer H.P. Lovecraft to see who is better at horror.

H.P. Lovecraft
Let this horror writing genius craft some wonderful rhyming

I've penned a large mark in the history of scary sci-fi stylings

My Lovecraftian beasts create terror like no others

They'll take your useless social drama and devour it for supper

I got the write stuff, delivering fascinating tales and letters

Do you truly believe your drab, lifeless stories are better?

Try fabricating a creature with any impact over humanity

Your insignificance in this universe will drive you to insanity

Are you trying to make a point with all of your rambling monologues?

Your words instill less fear than the legend of Zoth-Ommog

I set the horror precedents to spook any Twilight Zone residents

Who typically fall victim to their own mistakes and accursed nonsense

The doom that came to Serling is enough to make him flee

When it comes to good writing, you're The Outsider and The Dummy!

Your adaptations of stories are far from discrete

But my complete fiction will give you nightmares at any number of feet

Rod Serling
You're about to enter a dimension of sound and sight

See yourself put in The Grave after hearing my lyrical might

H.P.'s alone in his own world, troubled by tension and friction

And his Cthulhu Mythos was screwed up by unstable fanfiction

My episodes depict real problems. They're meaningful representations

That deliver the premise straight. It's no two-way conversation

Jordan Peele hit it big capitalizing off my fame

While you live on as the subject of nerdy board games

This invader's raps will cut this horror giant like a knife

You should be asking where everybody is, with all your solitary strife

Your marriage was split by poverty, long distancing your own wife

You got "Love" in your name, yet there's none in your life

I'll punch you to your last flight. It's a heavy Steel beating

I can tell what happens in your stories without even reading!

"There's a monster. He's scary." Now back to breathing

You have no greatness. It's all grossness, like that moldy food you're eating!

H.P. Lovecraft
My world is littered with diverse creatures. You'll look up to the Greats

The cosmos I create will engulf your Planet of the Apes

And my legacy elevates. I'm referenced in countless titles

While Twilight Zone tries to keep up with cheesy TV revivals

I'll leave this war vet with as many wounds as Private Pip

Perhaps if you weren't anti-fighting, you could've battled censorship

My monsters are crawling in on Maple Street, ready to cause chaos

Burn you down like Gregory West ending your life with one toss

''H.P. writes down Rod's name on a slip of paper, and tosses it in a fire. As it burns, Rod fades away. H.P. walks away, but Rod reappears behinds him, unnoticed. He looks at the viewers.''

Rod Serling
Here we have a strange man called Howard Phillips Lovecraft

Who looks up to his creations, while they look down at him and laugh

His Necronomicon filled with all that hocus-pocus is bogus

Just like his racist writing terribly out of focus, he should know this!

I'll knock down his Plateau of Leng and break through his Wall of Sleep

While he calls out for his squid son to save him down from the deep

His irrelevant zoo of freaks will no longer be condoned

They were out of time the second they stepped.....in the Twilight Zone.

'''Who won? You decide!'''

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHsome Rap Battles!

Who won? Rod Serling H.P. Lovecraft hint for next battle: I took a knife to the kidney, this stone'll do nothing to me