User blog:Poskitch/Epic Rap Battles of Music 1- Gene Kelly vs MC Hammer

Hello users, and welcome to Epic Rap Battles of Music, AKA, my rap battle series. For my first battle, I decided to put MC Hammer against Gene Kelly to see who the better singer/dancer is.

Beat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDlIuFI-pY Gene Kelly starts at 0:11

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUSIC!!!!!!

MC HAMMER

VS

GENE KELLY

BEGIN!!

Gene Kelly-

Look at what stumbled out of Oakland.

This fraud thinks he can beat me, you must be joking.

I'll stab you with my awards, leave you scared.

How do you expect to be famous without hair?

I'm a God! I'll dance on your pitiful little grave.

To even try to battle me, you must be brave.

Take out that earring and learn to be proper.

I dance fantastically, you're just like a toddler.

MC Hammer-

I'm about to whoop your ass, toss you out in the rain.

I was a preacher, and I can tell you that you're insane.

I rap as a living, how can you even think of topping that?

Just like your acting, your verses fell totally flat.

Gene Kelly-

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the autotune.

I was the best actor known to man, and my victory is coming soon.

I assure you, you aren't legit, so I think its time for you to quit.

Let me get back to popularity, you have some suicide to commit-

MC Hammer-

STOP! Its Hammer's Time to rap, so sit down and learn a lesson.

I'll rip you open and show your white-ass my true aggresion.

Please, you old fifties geek, I'm even called the MC.

No matter how you pirouette, you still can't beat me.

When you hear my disses, you'll get another stroke.

You being famous is just one big joke!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'LL PROBABLY DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!

Who Won? Gene Kelly MC Hammer