User blog:SophisticatedShark/Sophisticated Rap Battles - Daft Punk vs Blues Brothers

First rap battle, I've battled other people before but I never made on myself so bear with me. Prop any criticism if you want, I'm new at this. In the future, I'll probably get an audio of this but I need a talkbox or a voice synthesizer first.



SophisticatedShark as Elwind Blues

SophisticatedShark as Jake Blues

SophisticatedShark as  Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo

SophisticatedShark as Thomas Bangalter Like usual, regular text is rapping in unison

BEGIN!!!

Blues Brothers
These punks should watch out before they get Derezzed

Wish you weren't Alive when we'll stuff some bags on your heads

Shake Tailing the cops, we're on a mission from God

We held our legacy from two movies and Drake and Josh

We'll rip the roof off your house, leave you in deep jeopardy

Stuff these rhymes right up your Random Access Memories

No one knows your names or faces, just those "Daft Punk guys"

Why don't you French fries surrender and just Flip, Flop, and Fly?

Daft Punk
Tom, we'll leave these fools like their city, black and blues.

You best be Getting Lucky by the time we're done with you

Guy-Man, I'm so fly, we're so Aerodynamic,

when we fly Around the World we beat these RnB manics

Elwood, you're Slim and Shady but you still couldn't rap to beat us

And this fat penguin is more disgusting than his deep dish pizzas

We're harder, better, faster, stronger, think that you can still outplay this?

We'll break you, cut you, trash you, burn you, switch our rhymes and then upgrade it

So hate us, but we'll leave you singing blues about this jam

While we Robot Rock these criminals we'll Instant Crush your band.

Blues Brothers
You think we're scared of two grown men in Halloween costumes?

We'll run these losers in our Bluesmobile while we're playing some tunes

We're Soul Men in black to pass with swag and class

You're just some scrap metal dorks who won't take off their masks

So while you two are going deaf busting out your Electronica

We'll shove your talk box down your throat, show you what's Made in America

Daft Punk
Why don't you take your piss rhymes, turn it into gasoline?

We're not Humans After All, guess we're a mean rap machine

So get pwned, just like your SNL show.

Send these two ho's straight back to Chicago

We'll bring it on like Tron, punch the shades off these losers

You're bigger pricks than that megaphone on your cruiser

We'd beat you One More Time (or 5), like we go Inter5tellar

You just got fucked by us like you're Soul Fingered fellas

Who Won? Blues Brothers Daft Punk