User blog:Awesome Betterhero/Encyclopedia Brown vs Matthew Santoro (Awesome Rap Battles)

Children's book character Encyclopedia Brown raps against Matthew Santoro to see who has the better facts.

Matthew Santoro
I collabbed with 50 YouTubers, but only one's needed to hold you down

Much like your Warner Bros. film that never got off the ground!

Nobody likes a know-it-all who ruins everyone's day

So after I cause your disappearance, it'll be on every reference book page

Your entire puzzle book series is just a useless invention

Cause everyone who reads it just skips to the answers at the end

I inspire all my viewers with facts, queries, and theories

You inspire all your readers to read a different series

Encyclopedia Brown
I've listened to your case, and here's what I think

I think I'll leave you like a shipwreck left to sink

While you spit out geeky facts about TV shows and video games

I'm solving the public's problems and building up my resume

My books challenge the mind by encouraging deep thought

Showing my intellect that outsmarts all the wise guys I've fought

To crack this case, I'll need to hand Matthew his loss

With a 51st fact: He's a discount Vsauce

Matthew Santoro
I'd rather be a discount Vsauce then a wimpier Greg Heffley

I've told thousands of interesting tidbits, so get a clue: you'll never best me

After I freak and creep you out, you'll be jumping like frogs

I'll steal the few cents you make from your little detective job

Sobol was so bold to write books about this boy

He's a weird, strange, and bizarre dork named Leroy!

Got an incompetent dad and a Mary Sue best friend

Put me with the yeti and Curtana, cause I am a legend!

Encyclopedia Brown
I apply knowledge to battle, so face my brain-boosting raps

If you're a legend of anything, it's Google searching useless facts!

Brown's power is brainpower. I'll debunk your historical rumors

And close the book on all of your cringy humor

If you want to take my cake, you can't even have a taste

Encyclopedia will show you the way he uses to win every case

Breaking down my solution, and telling it clearly

I'll call you Matpat, cause you're filled with dumb theories

Matthew Santoro
Your mysteries never reach past simple lying and stealin'

If I wanted a case solved, I'd call the Boxcar Children

It's trivial to think your books aren't pointless. There's a better use of time

Tuning into my 50 amazing raps that blew your smart aleck mind

Encyclopedia Brown
Instead of beating yourself up over your abusive girlfriend

Just take my whacks, and put me on your list of strong children

Your videos are nothing like you say. Not fascinating or mesmerizing

They're all just crazy drug trips charged with plagiarizing! '''Who won? You decide!'''
 * Awe
 * some
 * Rap
 * Bat
 * tles!

Who won? Matthew Santoro Encyclopedia Brown hint for next battle: But my complete fiction will give you nightmares at any number of feet