User blog comment:Dark Cyan/Cyan's Rap Battles of Literature 18: Lemony Snicket vs Eoin Colfer/@comment-24322797-20160121124555/@comment-24322797-20160121131148

Ah. Lemony talks to the reader a lot and commonly tells them to stop reading because the events of the novels are "too dark." At one point, in an attempt to make the reader stop reading, he spends four or five pages just explaining the entire water cycle :p