User:Meatholl

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Sup, I'm Meatholl. I try to make raps, but usually fail at it. Talk to me, I'm lonely. Be my friend, or Meatholl sad

Twitter : https://twitter.com/Meatholl

Theme song : this awesomeness

Music I mostly listen too : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K1A2Xnanqz8#! CLICK DIS SHIT]

My new logo : This

Favourite song : Yup

WARNING : I'M HIGHLY SARCASTIC AND FUNNY, SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT MOST TIMES

/Meatholls seal of approval\ <-- It's a high honour if you have this.

'Sex is good. Sex is fine. Doggy style and 69. Just for fun. Or getting paid. Everyone likes getting laid.'

I take the 'the' out of Psychotherapist

"If you're not a Meatholl fan then you can't call yourself a person, you're simply a factoid in the abyss."

- Selfquote

There's no need to show sympathy or come pity me, just don't have it be a mystery the day that I'm gone instantly.

'''I do dudes. '''

Quotes=

"There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly."

- H. L. Mencken

"Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

- Forrest Gump

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it."

- Rafiki

"MAH NIGGA"

- Lil Wayne

"Do, or do not. There is no "try"."

- Yoda

Facts= About me= Hello, peasants, it's me: Meatholl, AKA Jorn van Essen. I was raised by dinosaurs, until one day they turned against me. I killed them all with my godly powers; that was 65 million years ago. After that, I just tried my best to make animals as smart as me. I thought it finally worked with the Ape, but I failed, because you're all dense, peasant. I am handsome, fabulous, funny, smart, and very logical. I am the ruler of mankind, they just don't know it yet, and also, I'm 100% sure Justin Bieber caused 9/11. I fap a lot and I am proud to admit it. I'm also Pope Sloth, and Lord Jorn Humpalot. Sometimes I wish I was Muslim so I could get multiple wives but for the rest I think anyone who believes in religion is retarded to some degree, doesn't mean the believer isn't a nice person. I can get annoyed really fast if peasant are annoying as shit so I want to strangle them with my Godly powers. Also, I'm too good for all of you, so when I love you, it's a great honour, so bitch mothafucka nigga you better love me back or else you cunt -->
 * I am the only one who has more swag than Chuck Norris
 * I made Slenderman and Jeff piss their pants just by looking at them
 * This wiki has x9000 more swag now I'm on it.
 * I like Porn
 * Meatholl is always superior to you, unless you're a girl on period, then AAHHH
 * I'm Pope Sloth
 * My dick is the biggest and best thing since the invention of me.
 * I like Porn once again.
 * I am black inside, mah nigga.
 * Secretly I'm in love with EpicLloyd, but don't tell anyone.

My Raps= Season 1 :

Season 2 :
 * Slenderman VS Jeff the Killer
 * Indiana Jones VS Han Solo
 * Ash Ketchum VS Yugi Moto
 * Superman VS Son Goku
 * Ronald McDonald VS The Joker
 * Eric Cartman VS Jimmy Hopkins
 * Barbie VS Action Man
 * Zeus VS Electro
 * God VS The Devil
 * Eduard Khil VS Rick Astley Season Finale
 * Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
 * ? VS ?
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 * ? VS ? Season Finale

Troll Raps :
 * Jimmy Neutron VS Dexter
 * Dick VS Vagina

Other stuff

 * Unofficial Rap Battle. Vito Corleone VS Carl Johnson.
 * 'Fat' by Meatholl.
 * 'Drunk' by Meatholl.
 * Diss me.
 * Meme Rap.
 * Rapping Lore
 * Let me tell you a story
 * 'Racism' by Meatholl.
 * 'Whatever' by Meatholl.

Me VS Users

 * Me VS Dragonsblood23
 * Me VS 723tbone
 * Me VS SierraStalker
 * Me VS Devilishmind934
 * Me VS ParoThese
 * Me VS Tesla Man
 * Me VS Loygansono55
 * Me VS Loygansono55 2
 * Me VS SierraStalker 2
 * Me VS ShoopDaKev
 * Me VS RespectthePixel35
 * Me VS DexterMaximus
 * Me VS MrAwesome300
 * Me VS Patts9009

Official 2nd Wiki Rap Tournament

 * Me VS SamisFusion

Dis Raps

 * Dis Rap 1 : School
 * Dis Rap 2 : Tesla Man
 * Dis Rap 3 : Bryan

Rap battles I want to see

 * Superman VS Goku
 * Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
 * Mao Zedong VS Psy
 * Marco Polo VS Tintin
 * Dr. House VS Dr. Phil
 * Gordon Ramsey VS Simon Cowell

Favourite Bands/Musicians

 * The Offspring
 * Green Day
 * Linkin Park
 * Tenacious D
 * Queen
 * Fall out Boy
 * AC/DC
 * Eminem
 * LIL WAYNE MAH NIGGA

Things I like

 * Me
 * Myself
 * I
 * Screw Attack's Death Battle
 * EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY
 * This Wiki
 * Happy Tree Friends
 * GTA Games
 * Pokémon Games
 * Games in general
 * Porn
 * Rap
 * Movies, Mostly Comedy, Action or Nude Stuff
 * Music, like everything, from AC/DC to 1 Direction
 * Girls
 * Boobs
 * Weapons
 * South Park
 * Twitter
 * Youtube/Youporn

Things I dislike

 * Haters
 * Zelda Games
 * Final Fantasy Games
 * You
 * Dumb comments
 * Trolls ( THAT'S MY JOB! THEY TOOOK OURRR JOBBSSSS)
 * Annoying Kids
 * Kids
 * Life
 * Religion
 * My Little Pony ( <3 )
 * Crying
 * Non Sexual People
 * Not Funny People
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