User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 5: Slender Man vs Count Dracula

Hello everybody, this is my 5th battle, and it's not my best battle, but enjoy.

Cast
Nice Peter as Slender Man

EpicLLOYD as Count Dracula

Dante Cimadamore as Jeff the Killer (cameo)

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLENDER MAN!

VS!

COUNT DRACULA!

BEGIN!

Slender Man:

I'm a Man, and I'm Slender, I'm gonna kick your ass.

You don't scare me, Count. I make people piss their pants.

You stupid MotherSTOKER, nobody gives a BRAM.

Your movie sucks, so deal with it, and I don't think you can.

I'll use my tentacles to grab you, and throw you all the way down to Hell.

They should've had you play Edward in Twilight, and that's something I can tell.

I made you PASTA, so eat it, and they'll be really CREEPY.

While Jeff the Killer and I, make you get really sleepy!

Count Dracula:

Not so fast, Slendy, you tuxedo wearing, douche.

I'm gonna suck your blood, because you suck and that's definetly the truth.

I'm a horror classic, you're nothing but a bitch.

You're a rip off of Michael Myers, and don't make me sick.

How are you even talking, when you don't have a face or a mouth?

I found the 8 pages, now give me my prize and get out.

Eat some food for once, since you're so Slender, Doctor Octopus.

Slender Man my ass, you're just a stupid little wimpy wuss!

Slender Man:

I see Something Awful, and that would be you.

I prefer Dracula from Sesame Street, better than you, fool.

I'll send Buffy, Blade, or Van Heisling, to kill your vampire ass.

People barley know who you are, you're old news, no one gives Slendy sass!

I'm everywhere, I stalk and torture. I'm even under your bed.

I have a sequal to my game, now play it, and listen to what I've said.

I have an idea, get over here and step on this Rake and die.

You're just a punk who's based off of Vlad the Impaler and is shy.

Count Dracula:

Stop telling me what to do, Enderman, oops I mean Slender Man.

Don't go static on me, it doesn't even scare me, Slend. (pronounces it as Sl-and)

Just face it, all your games suck, and so does your stupid memes.

Quit scaring kids, and just leave, you stupid skinny freak.

I can't believe you're the first great myth of the web, when it's not even true.

You're not even a legend at all, and I just about had it with you.

What's the matter Slender Boy, you can't take it anymore?

You may gotten a Kickstarter campaign, but you just lost, Slender Whore.

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Slender Man Count Dracula