User blog:Iamthelegion/Dean Acheson vs Henry Kissinger

So long story short, Icey said I should do more connected battles. So here are the two most pivotal US Secretaries of State during the Cold War duking it out. This is an actually ERB worthy battle too :).

Henry Kissinger:
So I'm up against the guy who caused Korea?

Come on, that is the most important part of your career

I'm Henry Kissinger, the best Secretary of State

Lead US in Vietnam, and now I seal your fate

You must suffer from the Truman delusion

My rhymes have such a force, leave you in confusion

Just like you were with your Far East public address

You abandoned Syngman Rhee, that fact I must stress

I released NSC 68, that was me at the top

You oversaw your involvement in Korea become a flop

Dean Acheson:
At least I actually managed to stop Communism

You let it run wild, just like Confucianism

How does a man pull out of a war he's losing?

I conquered into China, how's that for confusing

Oh wait it isn't, I'm superior plain and simple

Go and fight terrorism, you failure of a symbol

I might have misjudged Soviet interest in the nation

But at least I didn't admit my failure on a TV station

Why'd you listen to protesters? That's plain un-American

Should've brought me to Vietnam, I'd win a war again

Henry Kissinger:
Won the war? Who do you think you are, McArthur?

Here's a ticket, the train to hell is next departure

You caused a war, I at least tried to solve one in peace

You were the worst man to serve Truman, to say the least

Some paranoid schizo, who needs to go to an asylum

Pull out my American pistol and show you violence

Just listen to me Dean, you're an epic fail

While I'm a true SOS, you just went off the rails

Dean Acheson:
Come on Kissinger, you make me ache son

You were a little boy while I dealt out megatons

Explosives, blow up the Yalu bridges and this punk

You let America cave in and you don't know how to spelunk

You got a Noble Peace Prize after a refusal

Cut you down to size like this is feudal

One last rhyme Henry, because I know it's a fact

Send you down to Cuba, I know you won't come back