User blog:NightFalcon9004/Atom Ant vs The Tick. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 16

Yayyy, I finally made a new battle.

Boooo, it uses obscure characters.

The super-powered cartoon ant, Atom Ant, and the main character of The Tick franchise, The Tick, rap against each other to see who is a better bug-themed superhero.

Beat produced by Cacola



Announcer: (0:12 - 0:24)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

ATOM ANT!

VS!

THE TICK!

BEGIN!

The Tick: (0:27 - 0:50)

Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!

You're nothing compared to me. I'm adamant!

They call me the Big Blue Bug of Justice

Who crushes insects unconscious and stomps anthills in the process!

(Oh!) I'll swat you down and make you eat dirt.

You're the police's bitch, gotta do their dirty work.

You oughta flee 'cause I'm a Ferocious Flea.

Can't even scare me if you had a whole colony!

I exterminate vermin permanently and clean up the mess.

This is the big leagues and you're a mere itsy-bitsy pest.

Your show puts crickets to sleep; it's clear that I'm better.

You'll be smelling the stench of defeat with your own antenna!

Atom Ant: (0:50 - 1:14)

Think you're so great, with your constant story change and Von Gimmicks,

Along with weirdos ripping off heroes in your tick dick shit comics?

Seems like you haven't broken out of your cuckoo cocoon.

You're a creepy Blue Beetle dude in a crude costume.

Right on the mic, I bite like a termite.

High and mighty, fighting guys who do crime and making 'em serve time.

Tick-tock, knock ya 'round the clock.

I'll end this jock quicker than his Fox sitcom!

You'll wish you lost your memory again when I Red Scare out this roach.

I should do the City a favor and put you back in your mental home!

The Tick: (1:14 - 1:27)

This will be no picnic for you 'cause I squish bugs with a spoooooon!

Step to me, I'll step on you, so shoo or you'll kiss my shoe!

You're not up to this task, better fly away fast.

Keep off the grass on my turf or I'll flatten your abdomen ass!

Atom Ant: (1:27 - 1:38)

Your mind's full of dung. This stinkbug needs to take a shower.

Whenever you're ticked off, you just activate your drama power!

Call me a fire ant against this ladybug since my disses are hotter.

Jump out as far as you can. You got served like a grasshopper!

Announcer: (1:38 - 1:53)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEEEEEPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Who won? Atom Ant The Tick