Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 64/@comment-28288646-20160703191434/@comment-26778771-20160703204650

5. "First secretary of state. VP number two. Not to mention, third president. The fuck'd you do?"

4. "I'm an ace in the lab: acid, base, and treble. So let me break you down on a molecular level.

3. "I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways. Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays!"

2. "It's the most prominent, dominant, bomb spy, so pay homage. Handing out ass whippings, I'm on some real James Bondage."

1. "Here's a nice amuse-bouche: Take a poor, abused youth, set a thirty year timer, Voila! Huge douche!!"