User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.69: Jack Sparrow vs Guybrush Threepwood

Here we go!

Another amazing battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JACK SPARROW

VS

GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD

BEGIN!

Jack Sparrow

Umm, excuse me announcer, could you reference to me as captain?

As I'm the one in charge in this battle between two pirates acting,

Out a song and dance, to be completed all in one take.

But you had no real name dude, till your artist made a mistake.

Now you're under my control with a simple point and click.

So make use of your mouth dude, and suck LeChuck's dick.

Just leave me alone you blonde bitch, as I got my fucking rum and my jar of dirt.

But don't tell Will Turner, that I'm banging Elizabeth Swann 'cause I'm a big flirt.

Guybrush Threepwood

The name is Guybrush and I'm going to tell you some stories,

From monkey island before I ban your ass from my territories.

I'm the hero everybody adores, while you are a drunken slob.

Now you're buddies with Davy Jones, so just suck his slimy knob.

But come on Jack, You take orders from a little cartoon mouse,

And if you don't listen to him, you'll be out the Disney house.

There's only one love in my life and her name is Elaine Marley.

She's my damsel in distress, call me Ken 'cause she's my Barbie.

Jack Sparrow

It's time for round two, let's call it Jack Sparrow's revenge.

I will tell you how I will kill you, then this will be your end.

I'll make you walk the plank on the black pearl, then toss you to the whales,

Just after stabbing you, then this dead man can't tell any more tales.

Guybrush Threepwood

You last verse was so bad Jack, that it is time for my escape.

FYI my games are called monkey island not planet of the apes.

Your movies weren't even great dude, I will class them as good.

But that's what you get for battling me, Guybrush Threepwood.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

