User blog:JPhil2.0/Yoda vs. Confucius (feat. Luke Skywalker)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

YODA

VS.

CONFUCIUS

BEGIN

C: Look into my Analects what do you see?

I was the greatest Philosopher in the Quin Dynasty.

Who's your Master-Yoda? You backwards talker!

You're just a crazy old Padawan stalker!

I have thousands of deciples, you had a stupid order!

My teachings went province to province, across hundreds of borders!

Remember the Golden Rule, treat me with respect!

Your buddy, George Lucas said Star Wars was based on Star Trek!

Y: Judge me by size, do you? Pack a punch, you think I cannot?

Teachings of yours, indeed are nothing to flaunt!

Die your son did, before you passed.

True colors of yours, will be unmasked!

Exiled you were, so was I.

Died sad you did, I perished with the Force by my side.

Further teaching you need, in the Force.

Beat you I will, but let's let nature take its course!

C: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

It seems we've stumbled on this creature's dying day!

It's obvious you can't continue your stupid plight!

"Become one with the Force" *phh* Yeah right!

It's the truth, to me, you're a persistant little Fly.

"Beat you, I will. Beat you, I will try."

Y: "Try, do or do not, there is no try"

Discrace to history you are, big guy.

hmm* Up my time is, unwise talker!

"There is...another...Skywalker".......

L: Let's go! You stupid Chinese prick!

Enough with all your stupid wise-ass tricks!

I'm the chosen one, who brought order to the Galaxy!

The best you can do is spit proverbs at me!

I think it's time to pack up your things and go!

You're as tasteless as your buddy General Tso......

Chicken! You know you can't out-rap me,

I think it's safe to say this is a Jedi victory!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

Who won? Yoda & Luke Confucius

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!