User blog:TheEyeOfAllEyes/Epic Rap Battles of Rivalry Episode 9

Episode 8 is still in progress, so until then here is Episode 9. This rap battle features a user who thinks he's a better rapper than everyone else, though he isn't, he is known as Super mysterious, going up against a user who name is very long and ridiculous, that no one can even pronounce it right.

Cast
TheEyeOfAllEyes as IGLYMCLXXRZKIMENCTVOJOSQIZBCBNOVSNRQQIQHBUYGENATZS and Super mysterious/S0UND3FX69

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RIVARY

(sigh)

Super...

Mysterious...

VS

A man with a very long name that I cannot pronounce properly...

Iggly Genatz
Just call me Iggly MC Genatz,

I'm kicking this SM Guy's ass,

(begins rap here)

You think you can mess with me?

I'll chop your dick and leak your pee,

I'm a super rich man,

You're a super bitch man,

I took a dump on your brother,

Then I fucked up your mother,

Shoved a knife up her crack,

And another in her back,

I'll pull your tougue, wait 'til it's dry,

Pour hot sauce and make you cry,

Use a fish hook to gouge out your eye,

Bleed from your dick until you die,

Fuck you in your ass very hard,

Bury you up in another man's yard,

Not so mysterious now are you,

You're not super, you're big poo,

Fuck with me and get shot,

Think I'm kidding? I am not,

I have a dick six-times normal size,

you have a dick smaller than you realize,

I'll make you see me fuck your bitch,

Then I'mma dip her in a ditch,

Pull her out and slit her throat,

Then Imma throw her of a boat.

Super mysterious
To be honest in less than 10 minutes, you don't rap good,

I should release the kraken on you who's definitely going to lose,

I would see you do the splits, but you'll likely break your spine,

You have no true rapping power, you cause others alot of pain.

Iggly Genatz
What the fuck is this?

You got bad taste of diss,

You're too fucking slow,

I got faster rap flow,

The many dates you had, you got blocked,

Spammed and joked, and got blocked,

Disagreed to the terms, and got blocked,

Harrassed constantly, and got blocked,

I'll tear your anus with a knife,

Open it up and take your life,

Kill off the rest of your family, and

Bury you all deep in sand.

Super mysterious
You completely messed with the wrong super mysterious man and now I'm gonna give you a chance to take your leave on the count of three.

1...

2...

TTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEE...

(Super mysterious then changes to S0UND3FX69)

S0UND3FX69
WHILE IT'S TTTRRRRRUUUUUUUEEEE, THAT I'M NO LONGER SUPER MYSTERIOUS,

I GOT THE RAPS OF SSSS00000UUUUNNNNDDDSSS, THAT YOU SHOULD FIND SUPER SERIOUS.

WHO WON??? WHO NEXT??? YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP...

BATTLES...

Of Rivalry

Poll
Who won? IGLYMCLXXRZKIMENCTVOJOSQIZBCBNOVSNRQQIQHBUYGENATZS Super mysterious/S0UND3FX69