User blog:Loygansono55/Loygan Dis Raps: Episode 2: Carl Stanson

Well, here is the second installment of my Dis Raps series, and the first to come from a request:



So, on behalf of good ol' Lab, I will be lyrically raping a bitch.

Lyrics
I've been requested to detest this pest, he's threatening my friend with death,

I'm Scottish and I bring your misfortune, you can just call me Macbeth,

You better listen, the Doctor is in, prescribing a taste of your own medicine,

For CrimsonLabTux, I'm disrapping a fuck, a bully known as Stanson!

Punching Asian kids, you racist bitch, your social skills are quite defective,

Because of all this, it's really no wonder that you got rejected,

I'll throw a football at you and then call it a penalty,

It's futile trying to act so brutal when you've not hit puberty,

Self-defence, kick this dick in his balls, oh wait, he lacks the testicles,

For now, just sit back, relax and enjoy this insulting spectacle,

Fully disciplining this good-for-nothing bully who's unruly,

The most punishable act fucking ever, surely can't go unnoticed, truly,

While you're telling lies, he talks the truth, and you talk utter shit,

Tux's drawing's not the only thing today that's getting ripped, you flicking twit (fucking douche),

Because while he's making art, you're making the planet a worse environment,

If all you're gonna say is "whore!",  you've got no right to speak, be silent,

And if you run off and say that you've been mercilessly served,

I'll keep my mouth zipped shut like you, after getting what you deserved!

-Aaaaaand... that's all! I hope you enjoyed this, Lab, and anybody else that reads this. If you have a Dis Rap request, you can comment it here, leave a message on my wall, or ask me in chat. Until next time, au revoir! :)