User blog comment:Jella141/Saint Valentine vs Cupid - Jella's Crap Battles of Wot/@comment-3401602-20160219135912

Romeo, O, Romeo, where is my dildo?

Did thou not keep it under the bed? I do not know.

Shit. I suppose I can rub thy clit

While thy fondle my balls and lick my dick.

This made me bust a gut laughing in History class holy christ I'm crying