User blog:ShoopDaKev/Robocop VS The Terminator. Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History.

Hello reader, this is the first installment of my new rap battle series. Someday I might make videos of these, but until I get a good editing software I'll stick to making these. Sorry for no beat, but just imagine a really awesome one in your head :)



EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE TERMINATOR!

VS!

ROBOCOP!

BEGIN!



(Robocop)

Listen here, Arnie, you’re life I’m about to wreck!

  Let’s see you try to say “I’ll be back” with my elbow around your neck!

You could pass for PG-13, but I’m straight up Rated R!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:115%;">Robot? Human? I don’t know what the hell you are!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">I’m verbally destroying you, this is the last stand.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">It’s not hard to see that your movies are an overrated brand.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">You’ve already been beat, you should really walk away.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"> You’re franchise is dead!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">It’s your judgment day!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"> (The Terminator)

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Well, well, well. Alex J. Murphy.

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">I have to battle you, because they couldn’t find an opponent worthy!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">I’ve made four movies, only ONE of them bad

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">. And to think, you thought I was only just a fad!

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Going against me? I don’t know what you’re doing

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">! I mean, did you even know you had two other movies <span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:115%;">!

<span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:115%;">This rap is like a fraction, because it’s me over you.

<span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:115%;">You’re being rebooted? What’s the world coming to!

(Robocop)

<p class="MsoNormal">Now you see when I’m rebooted, it will be worth watching.

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re fifth movie will never come out! Development Hell is knocking.

<p class="MsoNormal">Yeah, I’m saying you’ll face cancellation.

<p class="MsoNormal">But if it does come out it’ll be worse than Salvation!

(The Terminator)

<p class="MsoNormal">This wasn’t a battle, it was more like an attack!

<p class="MsoNormal">This was a waste of time, I WON’T be back!

<p class="MsoNormal">They call you a cop, but you’re rhymes were  criminal.

<p class="MsoNormal">Face it, Robo, you’ve been beat by the original.

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">I DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> WHO WON? The Terminator Robocop