User blog:Andrew0218/Humphry Davy vs Dmitri Mendeleev. Dem Epic Rap Battles

Intro
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

DMITRI MENDELEEV!



VS!

HUMPHRY DAVY!



BEGIN!

Dmitri Mendeleev (0:22):
How you gonna beat me in a battle of rap?

You can’t even keep your volts high, you voltaic pile of crap!

You’re a failure, a scum addicted to nitrous oxide

Argue with your assistant, and then Edison stole your spotlight!

Wear your safety googles; I’m about to Bunsen burn you!

Throw you away; I’m taking out the residue!

Blind you worse than when that nitrogen trichloride blasted

So try studying all my lines, because I spit out acid!

Davy, get the hell out, you cannot challenge my wisdom

Refined oil business, brought Russia the Metric system.

Emitting alpha particles, like a piece of Francium.

You can keep your tiny lab, I got my own museum.

Humphry Davy (0:56):
Humphry Davy, here to flip your table,

Unlike your Francium line, my disses are stable.

Out of 118 elements, you only got 56,

So quit chemistry, Medvedev, and go back to politics.

You’re weak, Mendeleev, your bases are nitrogenous,

I’m the strongest in chemistry, I rocked electrolysis.

I’m active like potassium, and bright like sodium

Difficult like boron, reflect all your disses like rhodium

My rhymes are amazing, try to beat me? Please!

It was my discovery which made you get these white teeth.

I’ll slice you open with a knife, alkali metals,

You can try to beat me, but you still got one of MY medals!

Dmitri Mendeleev (1:32):
Whoa, it’s such a pain to listen to a verse,

From a jerk who plagiarized the others’ works.

Ha, I bet Michael Faraday is really grateful!

For what you have done and your goddamn betrayal!

I’m conducting this whole battle like wires made out of copper,

Shock you with my rhymes, stuff you right back into your locker!

You’re not a true scientist, with all the things you’ve pilfered,

And you wouldn’t have got your fame if it weren’t for Gilbert!

Humphry Davy (1:50):
Mendeleev, please, you don’t know who you’re facing,

I’m the best chemist, Watt the hell are you saying?

I ingested your body with my stings made of lead,

You got as much talent as all the Nobel Prizes you’ll ever get.

Try to rap against me, that’s a giant mistake,

So learn from it, stop being an idiot, for God’s sake!

You’ll be dissolved and evaporated once I’m through,

Now this battle is done, I’ll be the one to silence you.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Humphry Davy Dmitri Mendeleev