User blog:PredatorFan/Samus (PredatorFan) VS Zelda (Sierrastalker)

Samus
What we got here? A so called princess,

You should go back to pre school wearing a 5 year old's dress,

You look like an elf with those 6 inch long ears,

I'm a hero winning missions your a victim full of fear.

I'll bed your boyfriend Link and crush your little dreams,

He won't save you, you'll be swallowed by a meat eating demon,

Why would you wanna be rescued by a random busy stranger,

I wouldn't bother rapping back cos you're just looking for danger!