User blog:Themaster10101/Ash ketchum vs Charles Darwin

Charles Darwin vs ash ketchum

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Charles Darwin
Let me start off by warning you;this battles gonna get a little bit funky I'm just sorry that eveullotion hasn't served you well, you look like a fucking monkey I spit hot lightning flames just like pikachu Your biggest fans are 5 year old gamers; that got tired of playing peekaboo I'm the father of biology and the father of dis raps too I just hope your raps aren't as bad as Pokemon black 2 I'm a doctor, who was the first to make the theory of natural selection While you were learning how to suck balls to perfection I had 10 freaking children I was quite the pimp While you had creatures fight for you *screams* BECAUSE YOUR SUCH A FUCKING WIMP

ash ketchum
Your the basis of atheist, your such a discrace But you need the warning because first, ima kick your ass then give pikachu a little taste After I beat your pantsy ass I'm not gonna even be sorry Ima play you like a Nintendo then I'm gonna end you like Atari Don't fuck with me I mean every gamer knows me Just remember this as the day you got your ass kicked but satoshi I could kill you instantly: with one of my weakest pokeballs But fuck yolo the motto is "you gotta catch em all Satoshi Tajiri is the greatest genius the world has ever seen You life was such a scam I think it's time to come clean

Charles Darwin
I'm sick and tired of ash, I'm gonna burn him into ashes I won the royal award, the  only awards you won were trashes You were voiced by a girl yet you think your tough Don't even make your next verse because BITCH I HAD ENOUGH

Ash ketchum
Pikachu I choose you

Pikachu
I'm a professional Pokemon, what are you? A professional bitch. But I'm the reason the franchise became rich I'm my companies mascot maybe you should read pokemons book Because just like your coral atolls theory your gonna need to take a second look