User blog:Howtobeme/Spongebob vs Finn the Human

Finn-

Cartoon Network's heroic kid in his prime, kicking asses who do crime

Will pound this polluted piece of grime with rhyme, now it's Adventure Time!

I'll fry this cook with a fishing hook for the health inspector who's life you took

Can't hide from me in any nook for the Enchiridion taught me how to catch a crook

I drop dope bombs like the Mushroom War, which I survived and thrived

While this kitchen utensil who shouldn't be alive can't even drive

This Goofy Goober who acts like a kid half my age being paid no wage

Should be locked in Ice King's cage because your Nickelodeon's little girl anyways

You and Patrick must be gay while you play and ignore Sandy Cheeks

Pop your bubble with my sword and give this cheese freak a leak

Spongebob-

I'm Ready to flip you off and serve ya like some delicious Krabby Patties

Because you awkward teen at least I have a mommy and daddy

You were raised by dogs,  now would Flame Princess like a kid who's not potty trained?

I've substained my fame for 15 years, but I doubt you can comprehend it pea-brain

I've got two movies and and 9 seasons while your show was barely picked up

This aquaphobe with a brother who's a pup doesn't have a nose for the close-up

You hit Rock Bottom turning your arm to a flower and giving other's the spotlight

Cause this badass four inch tall bomb beat a freaking pirate in a fight

I know karate which'll make this love-sick dork in a position

When only Jake will give this wannabe Billy some kissing

Finn-

You annoy everyone from Mrs. Puff to Squidward to Plankton with your goddamn laugh

There's no algebraic situation where you win and even I could do that math

I'll squish the jelly-fishing joke cheated out by his own boss

And the Bikini Bottom will have cheers today when I report your loss

This hideous homosexual with a voice irritating like Simon's

Can go work at his undersea McDonalds while I'm in dungeons collecting diamonds

Spongebob-

Quit trying to chew 18-year old Bubblegum and biting trees to lose teeth

Go boom-boom on a leaf and stay with the father of Marceline

Your species is extinct, your state is a post-apocalyptic wasteland of mutants

So stupid that you wish to be a student or at least meet some other humans

I'll slaughter you like the Flying Douchman and make this boy haunted

There's an new position for CN's next crap: Help Wanted