User blog:JPhil2.0/Epic Rap Battles of JPhil2.0: Tony Stark vs. Henry Ford

Hey Community, I'm back with another great battle. This one features Marvel's Tony Stark, the face behind Iron Man. And sponsor of the assembly line: Henry Ford. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Tony Stark

vs.

Henry Ford

BEGIN!!

Tony Stark
I'm Iron Man, one of Earth's mightiest Heroes!

I'm insulted! Versing history's zero.

Pick it up Henry! or at least use "your" assembly line,

Well, I'll do it for you because I have the time.

My machines do all the work for me isn't that great?

Take your best shot, I'm protected. I've got armor plates.

I hate to rap and dash but I have to save the world.

You shouldn't have left Edison. Or Edsel, such a sweet little girl.

Henry Ford
You're insulted? Please, you're just a pretty-boy.

You should put those tools down son, they're not tinker toys.

If you weren't so arrogant, maybe you'd have stood a chance.

My rhymes flow like my industry, with a steady advance!

My company is global, better than Stark Industries.

You destroyed all your work! You deserve no sympathy!

The only thing that needs avenging is your relationship.

If you know what's good for you, you would quit!

Tony Stark
You're dead! You don't scare me old man.

I don't need your employee stock ownership plan!

I'm a genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist,

I don't need this shit from a bookkeeping graduate!

My father was a genius, yours was a stupid farmer.

I have fully controllable, computerized body armor!

I saved the earth! your son died before your time.

You took the company and ruined the Model-T line!

Henry Ford
I am the most well-known automobile magnate in history!

My company's work is still sweeping the country!

Better luck next time Stark! You failed!

Forever bask in the glory of my Cresson Medal!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Henry Ford Tony Stark