User blog:Howtobeme/Katniss Everdeen vs Percy Jackson

The Girl on Fire vs The Son of Poseidon face off to see who's the better book protagonist. But will someone come in to teach them who's boss?

Percy-

I'll exinguish this Girl on Fire with my natural flow

I'll trash this Mockingjay until she's a black crow

Son of a god with power flowing through my veins

You're controlled like a horse and I'm holding the reins

I'm the bomb like the bomb that blew up your dad

By the end of this Game you'll recieve panic attacks

You won't survive this, there's no Finnick and Rue

I know you're hungry but you're biting off more that you could chew

Katniss-

The odds aren't in your favor when I volunteer as tribute

Your words are scambled so you can stay mute

You dropped out of school but I'll leave you schooled

Symbol of the rebellion that overthrew the government's rule

I'm stealing your thunder so call me the Lightning Thief

Stress you out so much that your hair will get grey steaks

Like the Titan's Curse you can't keep up

Today I'll spill a very different type of blood

Percy-

You're a rip-off of Battle Royale except with a Twilight love situation

You're the biggest imitation since your little bird's creation

I prefer Tris Prior, you always moan about boys and never use common sense

I'll leave you by the Hanging Tree, be more like Annabeth

Time for this monster to be send bak to Tartarus

Why do two movies of your worst book even exist?

So you can't beat a Greek, I'll bury you in a hole like Leonidas

My raps are pure golden, call me King Midas

Katniss-

Don't wanna burst your bubble but you're worse than Aquaman

You were replaced by the Romans and lost all your fans

Inferior to the original, I'll slice off your head

I'm baking out raps faster than Peeta bakes bread

I'd spell it out for you but ya won't comprehend it seaweed brain

I'll knock out your Achille's Heel with my superior aim

Stay back in the corner and let me face Jason Grace

I'll dine on fish tonight and love it's taste

( Suddenly two red streams of light came from the air and smashed into Percy and Katniss. A broomstick landed an on it was Harry Potter)

Harry Potter-

Like a battle of the books could go on without the Boy Who Lived

It recieved more fame and success than yours ever did

You smell worse than your asshole of a step-dad, Percy

Once I spit a lyrically Cruciatus Curse you'll be begging for mercy

You were outlawed to exist, I was prophesized to stop the Voldemort

Little sea snake, you'd be in Slytherin if you were ever at Hogwarts

And Katniss Everdeen you're a bigger pussy than Buttercup

I'm the Master of Death while you have the magic of dumb luck

You're Ridikkulus, a Boggart who's yet to come outta the closet

Drop down your bow or I'll make you with Expelliarmus

I'm flying it's Quidditch so you two should be expelled

Avada Kedavra, have fun with your asses in hell

Who Won? Percy Katniss Harry