User blog:Element K/Element K vs SANTORYU99 - Seventh Official Wiki Rap Tournament

(We don't have a Title Card for SANT, someone get on that as soon as possible please, we're too hype to wait, thank you.)

*Ehem* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

JORDAN DID A GOOD

I DID A GOOD

YOU CHOOSE WHO WAS GOOD-ER

LET THE TOURNEY PROCEED!


 * 1) HYPE



Insert SANT TC here VS

Element K: 

I was Puzzled when a plagiarist posted a poor Piece

On our official rap tourney; got me going like "Oh please"

You're basically Bing: biting Google for a laugh or a clap

Three-peat it, Jordan, but don't generate a crap rap

SANTORYU99: 

Lagmaster potassium, no longer in his element,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">Gonna choke hard in round 1. Past victories: Irrelevant.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">You may be a grade-A Honor Student, but your punching above your weight class.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">I'm the game host with the shit-posts that are funnier than your geass!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">Element K: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">I've had my hand in tourneys, series and article edits

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">You've only had your hand Dirty South on Boku No credits

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">SANTOR-you struggle for 9 comments... "you're battling Kyle?"

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">We would only vote you in if this were Town of Salem Style

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">SANTORYU99: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">It's pretty ballsy to step in against an american on Independence Day.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">And considering your deliverings, you might as well chalk this up as an L for K.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">A flat note for the flautist informs the flock of his faux pas.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">Mess with the translator: At makakuha ng tae sa

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">YOU DECIDE!



<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"> Who Won? Vote in the comment section Fuckers

Scrapped Lines:

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">SANTORYU99: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">It's pretty ballsy to step in against my brilliance in such a bold way.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#87CEEB	">And considering your deliverings, you might as well chalk this up as an L for K.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">Element K: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">You should stop and shove a sword straight down your pie-hole

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#FF7F50	">This let-down might as well give up to save us the eye-roll