User blog:Nate56mate/Edmund Barton vs Alfred Deakin

Barton
hey aussie's

edmunds here to battle

the mind behind the federation against the greek beneath victoria

your friendly neighbourhood minister

with a secret idenity of a super mp

who's hair is as white as australia

and screaming like mememem

your in trouble now alfie you dirty old hippy

heck your face aint skippy

your one part obama another part hitler

step up to ed and you get your butt kicked

i broke victoria and canada

you just go back home

Deakin
deakin here

im as sleakin as grease lightning

106 years after i ended my last prime ministership

and  you gave your job the slip

you conservative bitch

just ask mitch

and im like new zealand

cause i setteld it

Watson
i have no pride your you

you two ruined everything i was doing

to stop the damn pommies

i funded your classes and samaritan clashes

and im back from the dead to whip both of your asses

lets start with you there bart simpson

looking like something from stephen king

now let me attack alfie the hack

Reid
oh just cut them some slack

cause you got me to fight next

now i may have only been pm for 1 year

but im rapping here

your like barnaby joyce trying to put down johnny depp's dogs

but now the current laws are boring like captain kirks logs

Fisher
did somebody say logs

im the host with the most whiskey watsky

im bad and im doing thriller

shook hands with both simpsons cody and homer no doubt

if your name ends with on time to get off

i had the balls you go to war playa

oh yeah

you all need yoga and a murder

Cook
stop right there andy

now lets sit down and have some candy

Hughes
all six you are piles of shit

despite the fact you only ruled for a bit

im australia's worst pm

founded the federel police

my greatest ecomplishment

you suck my balls

Bruce
really billy

now your just being silly

you only found that police force

because someone threw a egg at you

now i only took power because of a coup

Scullin
well you arnt very good yourself stan

so meet my friend

Lyons
joey lyons yeah (dies of a heart attack)

Page
pff you call that a crew

now you someones gonna sue you

objection im the only one to be called sir

i have fur

now let me begin to

Menzies
stop

this is menzies

with my own style

the longest serving pm of all of the country's history

Fadden
are you finished okay

now let me begin my verse

your such a curse

becau-(falls threw a trap door)

Curtin
sorry to ruin your prime artie

i have a second world war to fartie

i want to face you all with a knife buddy

and i even served a few days in jail (falls over dead)

Forde
its

Chifley
sorry frank but we know your verse is gonna be short like your time as pm

so i had to interuppt because im worthy

Holt
prepare to face some cold steel (fades away)

McEwen
no way in fall im gonna be left out

so im what this battle is about

im the lord of the raps

so i don't want your crap

Gorton
its me the athiest pm

gorton

im not bill shorten

your like mick taylor you kill people with words

McMahon
well all of you a-are um

Whitlam
willie you are not very good

so let me take up your verse

your all quite bad at your job so suck my balls so go to the berlin wall

Fraser
its me fraser

the best pm since lyons

and i aint lyin

Hawke
alright fraser go back to fighting a mummy and laughing awkwardly

its time all the brave and the bold hawk

im the best pm since whitlam

Keating
lack of consent and the gun laws

broke you apart

you arnt very smart

Howard
no im the pm who made the laws about guns

im gonna attack you like the huns

Rudd
i don't think so

duh do you wanna mess with me

i eat hot sizzles when im crushing these beats

up in cuba and im playing a tuba

doing judo moves and schooling every capitalist bitch

Gillard
does that include me mate

because its a check mate

i was hinted in the last battle's end slate

Abbot
yeah i think im never gonna the end of it

now im gonna sit

and shit on all of your faces

Turnbull
hey abbot whos on first

well me of course

its me the current pm i pwned shorten on the july 2nd election

now let me teach you all something you all suck

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