User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT 3: Agent 8 vs. Agent 47



Welcome to the third Rap Battle of All Time!

This wasn't listed on the original post (the one where I was considering doing this series), but it's an idea I thought was pretty good. I originally had this as Agent 3 vs. Agent 47, but I decided to go with a different agent from Splatoon.

Let's not waste a second and get into this battle!

"The protagonist of the Octo Expansion, Agent 8, and the infamous assassin of the Hitman series, Agent 47, battle it out to see which agent will complete their mission."

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME!

AGENT 8

VS.

AGENT 47!

BEGIN!

Agent 47:
It's time for this assassin to no longer be silent.

If you've heard of me, you know I tend to get violent.

No mem cake here, because you'll have nothing to recall.

Since your chances of surviving this encounter are quite small.

I see you came with your little paintball gun.

Wanna find out what happens when it's put against a real one?

I killed my own creators, so you can tell my violence isn't limited.

Anyone who crosses me will end up being eliminated.

Agent 8:
Quick question, what happened to the 46 before you?

And when I'm done, will they need to send 48, too?

Have you seen Girl Power Station? I've had harder things to do.

You'll fall like an 8-ball, I'll absolutely destroy you.

You've got a bag's barcode on the back on the back of your head.

In the end, I won't be the one who's left lying dead.

You'll fail harder than your films, you should've known I'd fight back.

I can tell you won't be fulfilling this contract.

Agent 47:
I'm a master of disguise. You won't know where I hide.

Many people have seen me, and all those people died.

The second you saw the matchup, you should've bailed.

Add this battle to the list of tests you've failed.

Agent 8:
I didn't escape to Inkopolis for this bullcrap.

Compared to what I've been through this battle was a snap.

In the end, it's clear which of these agents prevails.

You've failed this mission. So Allan, no need to add more details.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [The logo dodges a bullet shot by Agent 47.] OF ALL TIME

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * Adam Conover
 * Photo-Negative Mickey
 * Count Olaf
 * Bendy
 * Lewis (Mystery Skulls)
 * Gardevoir

Hint to Next Battle
Well, I'm not really sure how I could hint towards the next battle. I can say it does have a theme based on a name.

Poll
Who won? Agent 8 Agent 47