User blog:Bearjedi/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING: Willy Wonka vs. Milton Hershey

This is my first blog post on here, and I shouldn't be excited at all since it's just a blog post.

Anyway, Willy Wonka will go against Milton Hershey in this battle. Also I kinda suck at rhymes.

BEGIN!

Willy Wonka

'''Yo' Hershey, why not beg for mercy? Your chocolate tastes like crap. Can you even rap? I make candy like a boss, your mustache looks like a piece of moss!

If you're wondering how I make the chocolate, ask Gloop for an answer! '''

Milton Hershey

''Look what we have here, it's Wonka going HONK! Sir, look at yourself. You look like a clown with a gown, and you couldn't even take care of a few fucking kids!

Your company sucks, and I don't give a fuck.''

Willy Wonka

'''Go back to your Kitty, you shitty. I make the best candy, you can't beat me. My products were better when it was the 80's, you were only lucky because your company had ladies.'''

Milton Hershey

''You think my candy sucks? Well then, jump to Hersheypark!

It's so sad you can't get your own theme park.''

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!