User blog:Andrew0218/DERB News with Sir Humphry Davy

Andrew: Action.

Sir Humphry Davy: Yes. My name is Humphry Davy, and I’m here to host the news for DERB because I was pai-

Andrew: Shhh

Sir Humphry Davy: -because Andrew is my friend, I think. Even though he sucks.

Andrew: Plz. Just talk about the battles.

Sir Humphry Davy: Why should I? No one will read them anyways.

Andrew: Because this is a DERB news.

Sir Humphry Davy: Potassium. Well, DERB Season 1 ended with Churchill vs Mussolini, and that battle sucked ass. But that’s not the main point. The main point is- DERB will continue. There will be a Season 2 starting on November 5th. BUT, considering that the writer will still be Andrew, don’t have high expectations.

Andrew: Shut up. ;-;

Sir Humphry Davy: You shut up or I’ll shove this bottle of chlorine down your throat. Now, let’s continue. Season 2 will have more characters, more battles, more history, more fictional, and, of course, more Davy. I’ll be in one battle against Mend-

Andrew: Plz. No spoilers.

Sir Humphry Davy: OK then. Anyway, Season 2 will have 14 battles, because why not? The battle with me, the Great Humphry Davy, will definitely be better.

Andrew: No. It won-


 * Davy throws a Davy lamp at Andrew


 * Andrew runs away while crying

Sir Humphry Davy: Pussy. Now, since Andrew isn’t here, I’ll give you some hints for the first 4 battles, and that pussy can’t stop me. Here are the hints for the first 4 battles:

1st battle: A rematch. Well, sort of.

2nd battle: Surreal.

3rd battle: This battle uses a lot of space.

4th battle: A battle that involves using a direct electric current periodically.

Sir Humphry Davy: Annnnnnd that’s about it. Now I need to find that pussy.


 * Andrew appears out of nowhere

Andrew: Stop calling me a pussy. ;-;

Sir Humphry Davy: Pussy.


 * Andrew runs away again

Sir Humphry Davy: Kden. Now where’s my money?