User blog:Iamthelegion/A somewhat comedic look at a serious issue

Trolls. Spammers. All-around dickheads. These days, people such as this come at a dime a dozen. And we don't even call ten cent pieces dimes in Australia, and I doubt they have dimes in UK, South Korea, or Sweden. Yet still these people terrorise the wiki wanton without any issues for twenty minutes to a few hours. Some successfully sock, getting away with it like User:Brokenbybane, User:LloydAhlquistFan382, or User:Silent Mocker. There are wikians who have risen up against these foul beasts, but even the power of the mightiest crats, such as User:Ynkrdlevin17 and User:TheSteelerNation2, and the newfound strength of User:DudeWithASuit cannot stand against these insurmountable odds. Some wisemen and adventurers, like the happiness thief User:TheDoctorTenGrinch have called upon new heroes to be brought upon to fight off these foul beasts. Names have been uttered with reverence of some wikians, who are brave enough and have proven themselves upon a fine training ground] combatting these very menaces, or who have even proved themselves on the home front, and they are known to be [User:Epicnail steeled] against these threats, able to leave other users in [User:WonderPikachu12 wonder] of their skills, even in [User:Tigerisnormal normal] life. It is imperative that the abilities of these brave wikians be recognized and met with great honour, and titles be bestowed to give them the capability to truly fight against the menaces. But, which one of our champions is able to be THE champion? By the order of the Sovereign, a short pros and cons of each candidate for his Majesty, the overlord User:J1coupe. Other users will be added as time progresses.

Benefits:

 * Constantly active in the kingdom
 * Has shown promise in the drawer grounds as a crat, dealing wisely with wikians such as Mini, Llama and myself

Downsides:

 * Heavily suspicious. Likely to block more "Deans" then Dean could possibly make