User blog:Razzyfilms/Raz's Rad Rap Battles: King Tut VS Goku

King Tut:
I roar like the tigers, and have flows like the Nile!

You might defeat me, but I'm in my denial!

The prince of the sun is about to win this battle!

The secret of my raps is what I'm about to unravel!

Just go to the Red Pyramid and follow the road made of gravel!

But I guess you'll just go Super Saiyan and find a faster way to travel!

Cause I'm the best MC King, Yes, the real thing.

When you fight, it's just a bunch of punches and screa-ming!

Goku:
KA-ME-HA-ME- HA HA HA!

I rip through Egyptians like a sharp chain-saw!

When I say, "I'm going to win!" you just go, "Heck, naw!"

My raps are so sharp, they're like Diablo's claw!

Your bullcrap level is over 9 thousand!

I'll call up Vegeta and he'll start up the browsin'!

I may agree with all our pointless shoutin'!

You captured the slaves and sent them all a-drownin'!

King Tut:
Blasphemy!

How dare you try to blast me?

I mean, I'm the best MC that the world's ever seen!

Belive!

Open your eyes, and listen to me!

Before I destroy the pyramids and turn them to debris!

I might own the slaves, but I'm tired of this stuff!

You can deny you have a bad show, but I'm calling bluff!

Goku
You might be a king, but I'm the star of the show!

Who crowned you, because I honestly don't frikkin' know!

but killing your slaves, now that's an all-time low!

I would rap some more, but I'm getting pretty tired!

But first, hey Egypt, Tut's a gosh darn liar!

WHO WON?             WHO'S NEXT                YOU DECIDE!

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