User blog:JHammond/Socrates vs Banjo and Kazooie

''' EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!'''

SOCRATES

VS

BANJO AND KAZOOIE!!!

BEGIN!

Socrates: Oh goodness, what am I beholding?

A short brown vibrator and a wanabee Bob Golding.

You are flawed in every possible way!

You will never meet the standards of perfect Greek arete.

Why do you think you are so great?

You have been outdated since 1998!

My words have influenced generations across time.

And I can already tell you will never be able to beat my ryhmes.

I may have drunk myself to death,

But here's one unavoidable truth,

I am the defining figure of reason.

Your gameplay is worse than the dung-covered flat of a hoof!

