User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.61: K.I.T.T. vs Lightning McQueen

Time to start season 5!

Great battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

K.I.T.T.

VS

LIGHTING MCQUEEN

BEGIN!

K.I.T.T.

The original talking car has arrived to school this newbie.

I had 4 wonderful seasons, while you have 3 shitty movies.

Wondering who I am? I'm Knight Industries Two Thousand.

You can call me K.I.T.T. for short. But I be the one shouting.

I navigate around Las Vegas to solve crimes and mysteries,

With my best friend Michael Knight. So we can score victory.

I've got a flame thrower, grappling hook and a badass winch.

But you like the back end of Mater, no wonder you're his bitch.

Lighting McQueen

It's another one for McQueen, just be prepare to burnout.

Let me shout, ka-chow! Just as my radical rhymes Flo out.

When Guido changes my tyres, he doesn't even use a jack.

I got a mother fucking mobile garage and his name is Mack.

Why don't you surrender with a F.L.A.G., save yourself some dignity.

McQueen has raced all across the globe, from England to Italy.

You had so many redesigns dude, talk about over production.

After this battle K.I.T.T., you are going to need a Doc Hudson.

K.I.T.T.

The goliath returns, to dish out a second serving to this rusty bucket.

I was going to praise your achievements, but you dissed me, so fuck it!

You won't forget about me McQueen, as I will be in your knightmares.

The final verdict is in, bitch! Did you know Sally is having a secret affair?

Lighting McQueen

I'll cruise down route 66 and turn up in radiator springs.

You're ancient like a dinoco, I think I'll call you the king,

Of loser-ville. So why don't you just shut the fuck up,

Before I defeat you and take home the piston cup!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

