User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (rap 7)

This battle features:
The Hero of Time Link VS Robin Hood, Stealer of the Rich

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



ROBIN HOOD



VS



LINK



BEGIN!





Link:

The Triforce of Courage has come with a Lionheart,



More stealthier than you than what you did with that cart



<p class="MsoNormal">I hero a Hero among men, you’re the Prince of Thieves

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<p class="MsoNormal">I won so many battles; more than you can achieve

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<p class="MsoNormal">I have the upper hand against this ''Ivan-h** ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll shoot you faster and more accurately with the Hero’s Bow

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<p class="MsoNormal">Beware Robin, you walked into the Hero of Times den,

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leave now and go get banged by your merry men

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<p class="MsoNormal">Robin Hood:

<p class="MsoNormal">I steal from the rich, and give to the poor,

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<p class="MsoNormal">But you’re the only poor person I’ll never steal for

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<p class="MsoNormal">Zelda was over last night and I Octarock-ed her hard

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re as ugly as that guy from the graveyard

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<p class="MsoNormal">Your princess always gets kidnapped by the same Ganon-dork

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m known everywhere from Nottingham to New York

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<p class="MsoNormal">How where you created riddle me that

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll lose this battle so go on, scat

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<p class="MsoNormal">Riddler:

<p class="MsoNormal">Riddle me this, what is green, gay, and getting banged whenever he could?

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<p class="MsoNormal">That would be you Mr. Hood

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<p class="MsoNormal">I mean seriously it’s just you and a monk

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<p class="MsoNormal">You were good back then, but you lost your funk

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<p class="MsoNormal">And you there Mr. 17 Generations

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re ticked off because you’re on your menstruation

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<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you called the Bushwhacker when you have nothing below?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Stop chopping blindly and go with the flow

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<p class="MsoNormal">Green Goblin:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m coming in swooping you all down

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll force you to get out of town

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<p class="MsoNormal">Riddler you’re a knock off

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<p class="MsoNormal">Whenever I hear your name I always scoff

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<p class="MsoNormal">Robin you’re a gay man who’ll never get laid,

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<p class="MsoNormal">Unless you count all those male p********** you paid

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<p class="MsoNormal">Link, you’re Boko-goblin in the head

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<p class="MsoNormal">Like any other, Zelda prefers me in bed

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<p class="MsoNormal">Green Lantern:

<p class="MsoNormal">GG you don’t know what you’re talking about

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<p class="MsoNormal">I suggest you shut up and get out

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<p class="MsoNormal">Riddler let me riddle you this,

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<p class="MsoNormal">Will you ever come out of that forgotten abyss?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Robin Hood, why do you have a Muslim among the ga- merry men?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Get a woman then I’ll respect you then

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<p class="MsoNormal">Link, you’d think you’ll be raised by wolves and not a tree

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<p class="MsoNormal">I threw away your game at dungeon three

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">-sword chop sound-

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">-arrow landing near by-

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">-Riddle me this-

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">-Bombs going of-

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY

<p class="MsoNormal">-sign gets crushed by a glowing anvil-

Link Robin Hood Riddler Green Goblin Green Lantern