User blog:S0UND3FX69/2nd try Ash vs Harry Potter (not final)

Ash Ketchum: I got magic in poke balls you got magic in everything.

You got magic balls I got poke balls.

Magic is for little kids who like to fool around with everything.

You can't even read Arabic.

Harry Potter: Read the Bible.

Pokémon aren't real.

They're just fairy tales.

I read history your on LSD you see everything as Pokémon.

You were home schooled I was in school all the way to 1st to 12th grade.

Ash Ketchum: What about college kindergarten & preschool.

You aren’t even a professional.

I caught a Golden Snitch named Harry.

You got a hairy back & hairy armpits!

Everyone thinks you’re hairy.

You're called Harry Potter look at your fucking knees the hair was shaved off one day I know you’re going to shave off a sheep species fur called Mareep.

Let Pikachu teach you a history lesson on magic.

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

Harry Potter: Nice try Pikachu!

You didn't get me.

I told you I’m a professional.

Where are you going with that ash tray Sonny Boy?

That's why you’re called Ash.

You’re on marijuana GO AHEAD get drunk!

At least I got insurance.

At least I listened to the teacher you’re a lazy pot smoking bitch.

I'm a hero you’re lame.

That proves the best of me!

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