User blog:Dragonsblood23/Jim Henson VS Jeff Dunham

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JEFF DUNHAM

VS

JIM HENSON

BEGIN

Jeff Dunham:

Thank you folks for tuning on Comedy Central

For I am the puppeteer who is potential

I got Melvin the superhero guy to destory your super grover

Face it Jim if you were still alive your carreer would be over

30 Rocks can't hurt me but Pneumonia can hurt you

Now I got a website for myself and a world tour to do

Jim Henson:

While I was making cash you were looking in the mirror

You gonna lose Jeff cause your carreer's end is near

I got Awards and Characters that people will never forget

I a puppet master your just Seth Mcfarline as a ventriloquist

I got Sam and friends and ninjas turtles to knock off your socks

Cause When your dead you'll go far under pass Fraggle Rock

Jeff Dunham:

SILENCE I KILL YOU, Oh wait your already dead

I'm No Dummy so just buy my books instead

I'm a favorite comedian at the website, slate.com

For this time Crazy Harry will not have the bomb

WHAT THIS JIM BRINGS OUT A CHARACTER IT'S....

KERMIT THE FROG

Kermit The Frog:

Hi Ho Kermit The Frog To put you to an end

I got Bears,Pigs,Big Birds, and Sam & Friends

Your a retired champion so just end your show

Or Else face the wraith of the amazing Gonzo

You got stuck in Disney's Sonny With a Chance

Your losing to a frog with no shirt and no pants

So just start right away make some corrections

meanwhile Jim and I got to find the rainbow connection

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won? Jim Henson and Kermit The Frog  Jeff Dunham