User blog:SkeepTieel/ERB Deathmatch - Trailer and 1000 Edits! yey

Yo, it's SkeepSkeep! I'm here to show you a preview of my new comedy series; The ERB Deathmatch. (Based off the The Hunger Games and a comment chain about this)

I also recently got 1000 edits, so thats yey.

I would to thank all the people I talked to, made friends with and argued.

The actual first episode is not even half to finished, and this pilot is like a tenth of the size of an actual episode.

This is my first attempt at trying to be funny without being too random, so please give me all your feedbacks and suggestions for the series.

I would like ideas for who should die, who shouldn't die, personallities for characters, plot ideas and all that jazz.

So, enjoy the crappy little pilot I wrote in 10 minutes:

Pilot
Camera zooms into Pete and Lloyd, who is sitting in a small enclosed red recording studio with only two chairs and a microphone hanging from the ceiling.

No one says anything.

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Peter: So, Lloyd, have you ever thought about how we're going to dispose all these useless ERB characters?

(Peter points to a window where all the previous ERB characters are all piled up in a big heap.)

Stay Puft: (on the top of the pile) Yo.

Lloyd: Nope, but we should get rid of them. They're starting to creep me out.

(Hannibal Lecter is behind Lloyd, poking and prodding his bald head)

Hannibal Lecter: Hm.

Peter: They're getting more annoying than creepy now.

(Mario and Luigi are playing Super Mario Bros in the background.

They fall off a cloud and die.

They are mad.

Really mad.)

Lloyd: They just broke the fucking TV. How the hell I am going to watch My Little Pony now?

Peter: You watch that shit?

Lloyd: Um... No, I didn't say anything.

Peter: God.

Napoleon Dynamite: God.

Zeus: God.

Thor: God.

God: God

Lloyd: Fuck off, you weren't in an ERB

God: k.

Lloyd: I wish I could beat the living crap out of everyone. And get some pizza.

Peter: Wait, Lloyd, that's it!

Lloyd: Yeah, I need that pizza.

(Lloyd holds up phone)

Lloyd: Bacon pizza...

Oh, Pete, extra large fries or extra extra large fries?

Peter: NO TIME FOR STUPID QUESTIONS LLOYD.

WE NEED BOTH.

Lloyd: Sure.

Peter: Come-on, Lloyd, we got to plan out the official ERB Deathmatches.

Lloyd: But my pizz-

Peter: FUCK THE PIZZA

TO JULIET'S COURTYARD

LETS GO EVERYONE

NOW NOW NOW

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND FOLLOW ME

Stay Puft: Me?

Peter: YES YOU.

(Everyone follows Peter.

Pete is preparing some props and weapons for the deathmatch)

Peter: Lloyd, food supplies?

Lloyd: Check

Peter: So, ranged weapons, guns, bows, this mushroom?

Lloyd: Check

Peter: Giant ship?

Lloyd: Check.

Kirk: Hey, that's... mine.

(Peter ignores Kirk)

Lloyd: I think we're done.

Peter: Lloyd, follow me.

(Lloyd follows Peter into a dark basement.

Peter flips a small switch and reveals a control room with a bunch of levers, monitors and button things.)

Lloyd: Is this...? Are we doing this?

Peter: Yes... I think it's time.

Also, where's the pizza?

Lloyd: YOU DIDN'T LET ME ORDER IT YOUR MOTHERFU-

TO BE CONTINUED

Did you enjoy this? Smh, needs more work Kinda sucks A bit rushed It was okay, I guess. Noice, m8 Needs more Lloyd Needs more Peter Needs more Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Stay Puft is ye FUCK YOU ZEUS WILL WIN

So, the episodes will be centered around a certain ERB character. Who should have an episode? Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Justin Bieber Mozart and Beethoven Hannibal Lecter William Wallace Mr. McFeely Jack the Ripper Adolf Hitler All the Gods/OP people Link and Freddy Fazbear (lel) Lady Gaga Master Chief Edgar Allan Poe Ellen The Cat in the Hat NicePeter and EpicLLOYD Walter White John Lennon Abraham Lincoln Bruce Lee Putin Young Michael Jackson Kayne West Macho Man Stephen Hawking and HAL9000 The Easter Bunny Napoleon Dynamite Vince Offer Dumbledore Spock Luigi and Princess Peach KassemG Freddy Mercury Obama One of the Doctors Watson. Just Watson Santa Claus Steve One of the Protesters Nikola Tesla Babe Ruth Edward Kenway Lump. Just Lump. Kurt Hugh Neutr- never mind Muhammad Ali Jimmy Olsen Weird Al- I mean Isaac Newton Donatello. Both of them. Juliet. Just Juliet. Dane Cook Stanley Kubrick Michael Bay