User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History Special

here is the beginning of S2

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Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

JYNX, THE HUMAN SHAPE POKEMON

VERSUS

NICKI MINAJ

BEGIN

A battle kinda
Jynx:

This is a holiday hi-jynx, I’ll force Nicki to say hi, Jynx!

Most beautiful pokemon since the Gen 1 Hijinx!

Everyone’s having High Jinx, So you’ll just say Bye, Jynx

So many questions for Nicki she’ll have to ask “Why, Jynx?”

Nicki Minaj:

I’m on a starship on the beach

Queen bitch of the soda machine

I gotta super bass and you’re a stupid hoe

though, I lie on a bed of lies, because my anaconda don’t

Taylor Swift:

My boyfriend broke up with me

I wrote him a song, see

Steve Jobs:

Let me just step right in

I got things to invert, I’m an elevator baby

ride the world

built the movie 2001 before I killed a girl

Nathan Provost:

…

I don’t know why Gliscor invited me here

I think he’s gay

Lucario:

Watch the power of the aura

Watch the friendship of Sora

Watch the Magic of Korra

Watch the Adventures of Dora

You people are a-bore-a

Jirachi:

I wish for a wish that wishes wishes

and stop these idiots from these weird-ass disses

Later, Bitches

Outro
WHO WON WHAT'S NEXT NO DECIDERINO FRAPPICHINO

who won lucario lucario lucario nathan provost my dick epicnai; frappicnuo