User blog:Patts9009/Roald Dahl vs JK Rowling --Epic Patts Battles of History

Before Note:
Welcome to the first battle of the Off Season of Epic Patts Battles. There will be 10 battles on the off season, then Season 2 of official battles begin. Like I said, Season 2 will be having beats, so here it is!

In this installment we find the two famous writers from UK face off in a rap battle.

Roald Dahl: EpicLLOYD

JK Rowlings: JennaMarbles

Battle:
Epic Patts Battles of History!

Roald Dahl!!

vs

JK Rowlings!!

BEGIN!!

Roald Dahl:
Oompa, Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, watch my rhyme

As I defeat you. I don't even to try at this time.

You must Kidding me, Jo, with the works you do;

Matilda can make much better books than you.

Don’t need a King’s African Rifle to shoot you down.

Just need’a say Potter’s your only notable work ‘round.

I’ll drop your Hollow body into the Goblet of Fire.

By the Order of the Rowlings, you are nothin’ but a lair.

JK Rowlings:
Roald, you are going to be a Witch with a capital B.

You think you’ll defeat me? With a chocolate factory?

Now run along down the river, with your small peach.

I have a magic finger; I get everything outta your reach.

And you must be the worst dad, letting your kids get hurt,

Now let’s review your books; you’re a killer and a pervert.

You’re defeated. Go back and play with your little girls’ “dolls”.

The Grimlins are beautiful creatures compared to you, Dahl.

Roald Dahl:
Came up with Pottermore to increase popularity,

With that money, least you can do is give to charity.

Then again, you’re another women wanting change,

Seeing how you lived doesn’t make your works strange.

JK Rowlings:
Sorry Roald, but defeat is your only Way Out of here.

I’ll cast Specialis Revelio, make all your secrets appear.

It's Fantastic that you have an imaginary Foxy friend.

It’s over Dahl; my spells make your legacy meet its end.