User blog:Loygansono55/Epic Rap Battles of What the Fornication 23

Oh, a new battle. Yup.

An unenthusiastic announcer steps up to the microphone.

Epic rap battles of what the fuck.

Toad.

Versus.

Spike or some shit, I guess.

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You can go now.

Toad:

Hey, you little bitch! There's no way to beat Toad!

I'm a Treasure Tracker, so you can bet that my raps are gold!

Even if I'm high on mushrooms, I'll still get the best of ya!

So get Twilight to write this in a letter and send it to Celestia!

Spike:

I'm crashing your Mario Party, uprooting this shroom from the stem,

My raps are hardy and taste amazing, just like a gem!

I'm in no hassle to take down this asshole!

Twinkie Sprinkle:

NO BAD LANGUAGE, SPIKE!

Spike:

Sorry, but this dude's victory is in another castle!

Frightened, Toad runs away as Yoshi jumps in to lend a helping tongue.

Yoshi:

I give everybody my eggs for free, I'm a charity!

Mario's riding me everyday, but you'll never touch Rarity!

You're as useless as Hum Drum, I'm actually helping save the day,

You might have been hatched, but you'll never get laid!

Spike:

Mario always takes you off cliffs, you're not useful at all,

I sing as good as Sweetie Belle, so you can taste my sweaty balls!

Go back to babysitting, so you can cry when I'm bestin' ya,

Your faithful ass-kicker, Spike, bestest dragon in Equestria!

I'm bored, bye.

Who won? Toad and Yoshi Spike and his sweaty balls Twinkie Sprinkle