User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Freestyling Battle Royale- Epic Rap Battles of Chatstory

self-fucking-explanatory. Get ready for the epicest battle since j1coupay up vs probablynot

The Battle
ProbablyNoah:

THIS IS SRS SHIT

SierraStalker:

whenever anyone us freestyles we all go insane

TKandMit:

OH DID SOMEONE SAY FREESTYLE?!

SierraStalker:

TIM NO

TKandMit:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CHATSTORY...

TKANDMIT!

VS!

SIERRASTALKER!

VS!

PROBABLYNOAH!

VS!

DUDEWITHASUIT!

VS!

TIGERISNORMAL!

VS!

TUXEDO!

BEGIN!

DudeWithASuit:

No u

Tuxedo!

No u

DudeWithASuit:

Go eat poo.

randomeverythingish:

so true

TKandMit:

OOOOH, WITH THE BACKUP!

DudeWithASuit:

Is that the best you got fo' Dwassy G?

I chop down an emcee like a cherry tree!

ProbablyNoah:

Umm... I am great

You're all the only rodents that I hate

I'm about as scary as H.R. Giger

And now I'll slice up this little tiger (Like Munkee!)

...RAAAAAH! IT'S YOU THAT I LOATHE SO I SEND YOU BACK IN DROVES!

YAAAAR MATIES I BE COMING OUT OF CANDLE COVE

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FUCK!

PIRATES COVE, NOT CANDLE COVE!

I'M FOXY, NOT THE FUCKING SKINTAKER!

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like a dog, I can smile, beat you all for miles

cause I Noah buncha guys who can't free style

SierraStalker:

Good good lord I am scared for my life

Will I make it out alive?... Uhh... wife.

i m gonna win

u smell like a bin

First things first: You thought I copied, but you're wrong

I only know, like, half a verse of this god foresaken song,

I am a magician, I do shit loads of tricks

And like Link of Hyrule, each one of you can eat dicks

TigerIsNormal:

wait don't be so quick to jump to conclusion

this is not like a sexual intrusion

my rap is up one like elevator

do not be quick to masturbator

you do not hold a candle to my candle

wear your sandles

you are not actually black

you are actually black

hamburgers are limburgers

my skills will give you a ticket

so when you fence me have a picket

the trickets at the store were out damn explore

i don't have gold chains it was to expensive to rains

i think that my brain is being stupid today

i noticed that wonder is gay

Tuxedo!:

SierraStalker? more liek SierraSucker

cos u suck dicks

TKandMit:

ARGH IT'S THE RETURN OF POE THE PIRATE- CALL ME POERAT

NOAHS A RAT GOD MORE LIKE HE HAS NO RAT

YOU ARE ALL CRAZY

YOU MAKE ME LAZY

GO BERSERK TIL THE COPS TAZE ME

MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE HATES ME (SWAG)

EVERYONES BATTLE SERIES SUCK, THE BEST IS MITSTORY

YALL SPITTING WACH VERSES, BREATH STINKS, TAKE A LISTERINE

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

'''YOU DECI... WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?'''

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CHATSTORYYYY!

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Bantha:

is it too late for munkee to rap?

Everyone:

Yes.

Who won? TKandMit SierraStalker Tuxedo! DudeWithASuit TigerIsNormal ProbablyNoah