User blog:Iliketrains455/ILT's Amazing Rap Battles 4: Edward Cullen vs Dracula

Hello and welcome to the fourth installment of "ILT's Amazing Rap Battles"!

This battle features a Twilight main character, Edward Cullen rapping against one of the original scary people of the world, Dracula.

NOTE: I know, another battle not spaced out. I know, I'm very sorry, I will definitely space out next battle. The reason this battle was released today is because this battle was originally supposed to be the first, but it was scrapped. Next battle will release 5-6 days from now.

ILT’s AMAZING RAP BATTLES!

EDWARD CULLEN! VS! DRACULA!

 Edward Cullen:

It’s a Twilight character here doing his job Roasting a vampire into a overcooked shish kebab Your movie are always remade, while mine get people excited people can predict how many girls you’ll be bitin’. I’m charming and polite, and not just bite bite, and not some creepy guy you see at night I’m described by some as impossibly beautiful, and with that whack appearance you have I almost went delusional Twilight will be jumping over all of your novels and every single one is terribly awful!

Dracula: Listen here buddy, you're talking to the OG vampire Bringing nightmares to little kids and making them scamper The ‘Twilight’ series is definitely most hated and when the last book came out it was the day I celebrated You just copied my appearances, nobody’s friend, you look almost like me, just add the teenage boy trend! Your rhymes are so terribly horribly bad it’s the most hated boys club and you’re a fad! You only lasted 4 four books and that’s not scary with all the genres I’m in, I could own a whole library!





Edward Cullen:

Ok listen here you little Transylvanian punk go take a shower man you smell like a skunk! Your reign of scary is over man, it’s time for the new generation lots of people can agree that I’m the better creation Sure I may look like you, but is that what really matters? Once I met Bella she was immediately flattered! Man, they cut your head off and you turned to dust Better get my knife out, it’s gonna be a must! Now get on my level man you’re not scary anymore Now you’re just a weird guy in-a-costume who is very poor!



Dracula: You’re the better creation? My god, you’re so dumb after this battle I’ll show you the outcome of facing the founder of scary, the results of this may vary I’ll blow all the chances of you and Bella to marry Stupid little teenage boys, they never listen meeting someone like you should be a safety violation! Now I’m going to back in my coffin, you brain dead little bust because your little overrated series just went in the dust!

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

ILT’s AMAZING RAP BATTLES!



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