User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Kyogre vs Groudon



Yes, I know what you're thinking. "Hey, I thought this was pokemon vs history, where's the history?"

And you'd be right, considering the only "history" thing I did was Mewtwo vs Dolly the Sheep and Anubis vs Lucario. But trust me, if you just suggested real people, I'd have the ability to make more history-battles.

Now that that's out of the way, I bet you're wondering why this is a Pokemon vs Pokemon battle. I bet you think I'm stealing this premise from Bobdave. But neigh. This is all part of my ingenius plan. a plan in which was inspired by a suggestion that I specifically chose not to do, but might do later (because reasons)

So, to start us off, this episode is Kyogre, the ruler of the sea, vs Groudon, the ruler of the land, and a bunch of other legendaries to help kick off this royale.

Let's go, shall we?

Starring
Nice Peter as Groudon

EpicLloyd as Kyogre

Zach Sherwin as Rayquaza

Jackfilms as Latios

Hannah Hart as Latias

Brock Baker as Regirock

Wax as Registeel

Jessi Smiles as Regice

George Watsky as Deoxys

Angela Trimbur as Jirachi

Locations
Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza - The Cave of Origins

Latios and Latias - the Southern Island

Regice, Regirock, Registeel - Island Cave

Deoxys - Mossdeep Space Center

Jirachi - Pokemon Coliseum, from Pokemon Coliseum

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HIST….

~earth shakes~

~tidal wave knocks out title~

EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS POKEMON

KYOGRE, THE SEA BASIN POKEMON

VERSUS

GROUDON, THE CONTINENT POKEMON

BASIN!

The Battle
Kyogre:

It’s a scuffle of legends, I got sheer cold disses

I’m the ruler of the sea, I’ll have you drowning with the fishes

I got this rain dance, making me super effective

Spitting rhymes harder than I did in Smash Bros., period!

It’s a fight since the dawn of time, I expanded the seas!

There’s only condition which you win, it’s one in which you freeze!

Go back to your cave, I’ll end your escapade

Quit trying to expand the land, I’ll break your renegade!

Groudon:

The ground shakes when I step to this blue cow

I evaporate water, I’m starting this drought

It’s a sunny day, and I’m overheating with Joy

For the seas and the Ocean are about to be destroyed!

You can’t stop me! I’m too big! I weight over a ton!

After the earth wins, a puny Orca cannot touch a Groudon!

When I spit a hard diss, a volcano erupts!

It’s been 2000 years, why don’t you just give up!

Rayquaza:

It’s the sky’s rhyme I’ll strike, I saved the world in ancient times

Both you puny poke’s cannot step to Rayquaza’s might!

I’m flowing on a delta stream, got you both in an air lock

Beat your typings so bad, you could call me a Sawk!

I’m ready to rock, I leave a Groudon quaking

The fear of my sheer brilliance leaves a Kyogre shaking

So stop fighting, It’s been 2000 years since you two started to whine

You fight for land and water, while I control 100% of the sky

Latios & Latias :

If it’s a fight you want, Then it’s a flight you’ll get!

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<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff00ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Welcome to the southern island, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">where the rain actually stops!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Not like this you guys can beat us, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff00ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The only dragons Rayquaza can’t top!

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<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">Regice <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">Registeel, and <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">Regirock:

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s freezing <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">I <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">t <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">’s <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">h <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">a <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">r <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">d, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">b <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">u <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">t <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;"> o <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">u <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">r <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;"> b <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">o <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">d <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">i <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">e <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">s <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;"> a <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">r <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">e <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;"> r <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">e <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">g <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">i!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">and now you face <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">Registeel, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">Regirock <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">, and Regice, G <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">e <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">t <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;"> R <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">e <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">a <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">d <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">y <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">You need to go for a dig, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;"> find a Relicanth, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">and a wailord!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">Once you find those, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">well, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">welcome aboard!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">You activate us in the sea, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(60,120,216);white-space:pre-wrap;">but we don’t support Kyogre

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">We don’t even prefer the land! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">Groudon will screw the world over!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(102,102,102);white-space:pre-wrap;">We look up to the sky, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(17,85,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">and we are greatly disappointed.

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(133,32,12);white-space:pre-wrap;">Mega Rayquaza? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(17,85,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">you couldn’t get more pointless!

Deoxys:

Enough talk and senseless mutter, here’s your final destiny

all this shitty gloating leaves you all more annoying than the Regis!

It’s not a game to expand the sea, trust me, I came from space

Shooting more light than Groudon in the smash bros games

I can change my forme, and you asses couldn’t come up with any disses.

Attack Forme Deoxys:

I bet you people would con jirachi into wishing for riches!

Deoxys:

you got overconfident twins, a large green snake, and two feuding idiots

Now take all of hyper beam, you insidious, oblivious recipients!

Jirachi:

The wish maker joins the brawl! I hope you guys don’t mind

from the looks of it, I’ll have enough time to kick all your guys behind!

(Tee-hee) Kyogre, Groudon, can’t you just think for yourselves?

I hope that Rayquaza can get your argument quelled.

Oh, but, silly me, I seemed to have forgotten the twins

I hope your boisterous behavior ends up fun for you in the end

I heard the regi’s are regi-rocking their verse, keep up the good work!

hopefully one of these days I can see all your smirks!

In the end, except deoxys, I hope you all become friends

Because now Jirachi wishes for this rap battle to fucking end.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

~to the tune of the Hoenn Legendary Battle Music~

polls
Who Won? Kyogre Groudon Rayquaza Latios & Latias Regice, Registeel, Regirock Deoxys Jirachi