User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic Rap Battles of Uselessness. Pattzart vs Nickex.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF USELESSNESS!!!!!

NICKEX!!!

VS!!!!

PATTZART!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Nickex:

My name is Nick, man, welcome to the Deus' Den!

I'm a SCARY RAWR stopping this brony with my bear hands,

You're a pussy, Patts, you're into Fatal Frame and Slender!

And TMC played your guitar like Leo Fender

Your daddy issues make Meat and Mania look like the family circus,

You might have been a good rapper but since you're against me, you're worthless.

I'm Nick, I'm almost chat mod, I'm a god, on the job,

You're a frod! Lick my rod! G-g-g-g-mod!

Pattzart:

Was that your worst? Or did you just get the RAWRs?

I'm Slendermane, buddy, and I'm about to smack a Nick hard!

My profile is 3 months old, and I'm already trusted,

In the same amount of time, you'll be past your prime, and busted!

I can't believe the way you rap when you FDR out of the wiki,

You're like an emo Scrawland, and you (ooh) reek of rotten Meat.

I am the wiki's most trusted new guy, no one knows what you think.

Except a lonely little troll who will be blocked in a week!

Nickex:

I RAWR! I'm a STAR! Can't withstand my disses!

Try thousands, 9 thousand, all your raps are misses!

I'm a self-made dude, you're a slave to your papa,

I'm a R-R-RAWR-STAR mix you with the scream and STOP YA

Up a level, your raps blow like Devil,

Users explode and rebel, no one even respects you!

I make the whole wiki move, you play with your family,

You can't help RBN, you made it more like damning.

Pattzart:

Oh yes, I've been in your tourney, and see I've won it right here

Tell me, what comes after you saying "Get out of here"?

And what kind of drugs does it take for you to win? I've no idea!

I've seen more references from Super mysterious!

You go FDR to Harry Fucking Truman!

That means good to very, very, bad. Cause I'm guessing that you weren't listening!

Why don't you take down your alter ego and type on a real keyboard!

I rapped better than you when I was less than Four4.

WHO WON??

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF USELESSNESS!!!!!

Who won? Pattzart (Patts) Nickex (Nick)