Jim Henson vs Stan Lee/Rap Meanings

Stan Lee:

Greetings Heroes, Stan Lee's here to battle.

It's the mind behind the hulk, against the geek beneath the Fraggle.

I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man, with a secret idenity as a super MC.

Who's raps are as dark as my shades,

Leave you squealing like MEMEMEMEME.

You're in trouble now Jimmy, you dirty old hippy.

Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy.

Heck that face on your neck ain't sexy.

You're one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis.

Step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked.

Your muppet Snuffleapagus  stuff is bupkis.

I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code.

So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road.

Jim Henson:

I'm glad you got that out.

Kermit the Frog:

That anger can clutter your mind.

Jim Henson:

But you're a creative man Stanley, so let's just leave it behind.

Cause i sense your tension once the verbal fencing starts commencing.

There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing.

And i'm clenching all your strings like you're a puppet in suspension.

Call your superhero friends in...

Kermit the Frog:

Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging.

Jim Henson:

Let me mention, I'm impressed by all the vision that it took.

For you to sign your name...

Kermit the Frog:

...on all of Jack Kirby's comic books.