User blog:Joeaikman/Recapping in Rap - Chapter 10 - Wiki: Apocalypse

Hi guys. Gonna try and keep this short because I know fucking nobody reads these. This is a rap recap for my series, Wiki: Apocalypse, ahead of its Volume Four release next Monday. There's been a few promotional things for this volume. If you haven't read the promo yet then make sure you do that, and don't forget to meet the nation. Have fun!

Volume One
So you want to see a statement that typifies my vain nature

How ‘bout a rap recap for a series where I’m the sole creator

Take Walking Dead, swap Negan for Justin and Rick for Brandon

Throw in Stan Dixon, as well as a community of heartless randoms

Justin’s not one to piss on! Brandon gets thrown into a prison!

Kung tries to get him out, but its Leege who defies the villain!

Head to the Drawer, via a stop with a slightly racist Cyan man

Then Han gets damned, Joel can’t stop Bran shooting Stan!

Volume Two
You want more? The Drawer has plots galore, for sure

But Bran, Joel and Kung go on a supply run Community tour!

Rob and Jordan form their bonds, and there’s plenty more in store

With the vile Nial in charge seeming like a different Justin encore

Leege gets a needle which leaves him feeble! Unredeemable!

Morty’s revolution starts, but Gabriel betrays them! Deceitful!

Then the true evil returns, though Morty ain’t there for it!

Bran and Kung return home, but their debts already been sorted

Volume Three
Bran and Kung bicker, leading to one brother on each team

Dirk and Jose are plotting, whilst Justin and Felco scheme

Morty trails Dennis, and saves Judith from a villain raping

Dev switches sides, and reveals that Tigar needs saving

Dirk leads an escape whilst Neil also makes a runner

But one of his sons a gonner as Justin is a kiddie gunner

Morty reaches the Four Stars, but Joel goes back for his friends

Who escape, but Jose gets shot. Could this be the end?