User blog:PixelNova/DHMIS VS Bill Wurtz

What's your favorite idea? Mine is making crappy battles!

Ok so this is a strange battle. Hello welcome to a brand new Silent Rap Battle!

This battle features the creator of "History of the entire world, I guess, Bill Wurtz" going up against the three puppets that have scared the internet since 2011, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

This battle was written by Silent, Trakked, and Dilly

Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/52d313200ce1f.mp3

Doi in normal text

Robin in italics

Red in bold

Announcer:

DHMIS

VS

BILL WURTZ

Bill Wurtz:

Welcome to a rap battle, this horror will scream and shout

I teach history I guess you just call the media out

Your show is complete garbage, I'll smash these pesky bees

You started in 2011 I've been around since 2003

It's easy and simple to beat your ass, you're uneducated

You're running out of time and you sure as hell aren't creative.

You are getting destroyed you immature first graders.

Just like the sun my bars are a deadly lazer

DHMIS:

What's your favorite idea? Mine is squishing this pesky bug!

Those raps are really boring, I think it's time we pull the plug.

With a verse dragging longer than roy's arm can extend

When you're with us in rap, T​he fun will never end!

Bill Wurtz:

There was no fun to begin with, you're all being abused

I'd rather see you melt over time than rap against the likes of you

You tried to join a cult but your name went to utter shit!

Seeing you all in torment we can make a religion out of this!

DHMIS:

Look's like your having a bad dream! Everyone runs out of time!

We drowned in oil, got a job, and were eaten alive!

''Bill Wurtz? 'Huh? Who the bloody hell is that?'''

We can see our victory like a man with a baseball bat!

A rip off of Vsauce but this one isn't very good at all.

We're blowing your mind, like you're career you'll fall!

We're going strong and now this rap is coming to an end

It's my show now, I wonder what will happen.

*screen cuts to black and the DHMIS jingle plays*

WHO WON? DHMIS Bill Wurtz