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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF- Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep! SORRY! FUCK YOU GASTOOOOon1
 * Epic Rap Battles of What the Fuck?!*
 * Groose!*
 * Versus!*

BEE GIN Groose: I'm a Skylofty fellow, got the best bird in town You're a poo like LeFou, I'm taking you dooooown! Gonna Groosinate all on yo' face and then on Zelda's face Then I'mma Beast out on you and put you in your place

Gaston: Who do you think you are? You've tangled with the wrong man! Nevermind, I say I kill this beast with nothing but my bare hands I'm the manliest French Dude ever, even after I passed on And remember that no one beats your ass like Gaston!

Goose: Every last inch of you's covered with hair? Just like your chin, you're a square And-

???: HOLD IT

???: It's. Time. For. Ghirahim!

Ghirahim: Gonna tongue to bits, you little shit, time to meet your Demise Like when you fell from the castle, you looked death straight in the eyes And Groose, you deuce, all you do is lose, Neither of you can get the girl, all you do is make them hurl!

My What a Guy, that Gaston!: LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking- LeFour4: A Dangerous Past time- No one gets interrupted like Gaston: I know. But I want this pale faggot that against him I STILL steal the show I make girls hurl? Better than showing them your tiny pearls Me winning makes this place even happier than DIDNEY WURL!

WHO WO- I said shut up! Epic Rap Battle- NO!