User blog:Beerman8299/Amelia Earhart vs. Charles Lindbergh

This has been one of the most requested battles for ERB to do. But since they haven't done it yet, I decided to make one myself.

AMELIA EARHART

VS.

CHARLES LINDBERGH

BEGIN!

 Amelia Earhart - 

I'm channeling this radio, so call me A.M. Earhart. I know you won't forget me.

I'm dropping rap bombs from my Model 10 Lockheed.

I want you to remember this tiny little tidbit:

I was the first female pilot to fly solo 'cross the Atlantic.

Now that I've done it, we can call it equal rights.

And I'm starting equal fights

By circumnavigating this assbite.

You've got more dirt on your life than you've got at your gravesite.

I'm throwing a National Women's Party, and I'm sorry you're not invited.

After this battle's over, it'll be the last time YOU'VE been sighted.

 Charles Lindbergh - 

Get on your Flight of Freedom and take off out of my sights

And only come back when you are able to tell us all how you died.

Why aren't you like other women? Cause you're no Tokyo Rose.

Your rapping's like your depth in the ocean, you're hitting new lows.

So listen Lady Lindy, I'll recognize your acheivements

Once you've done the same for my being the Medal of Honor recipient.

Get assistance from Fred Noonan to navigate your way through the verses.

It's so hard to find your flow it's like I'm looking through a woman's purse.

I was the first solo flight across the Atlantic, so it's already been done.

You got The Ninety Nines' problems and your flight was one.

 Amelia Earhart - 

It's already bad enough that you were born in Detroit,

But for me to have to dis you, I really didn't have a choice.

You're lucky that in Germany you were living double lives,

Becasue I've already made you spend one by participating in this dogfight.

You weren't allowed back in the military, so don't try to man up on this tomboy.

Your antisemitic position drew up some controversy, boy!

 Charles Lindbergh - 

You're from the plane state of Kansas, you don't know the rapping art.

And your last name is just two different body parts.

Your grandmother's inheritance gave you the silver spoon,

Which you crashed and burned just like your airplane. Ope, too soon?

I've flown way over you in this battle and only increased your jealousy.

I'm sending you back to the ocean like your Malaysia Flight 370.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Amelia Earhart Charles Lindbergh