User blog:Iliketrains455/ILT's Amazing Rap Battles 6: Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network

Well, this came out earlier than expected. ._.

Anyway, this episode of ILT's Amazing Rap Battles features two kids channels. One is Nickelodeon, and the other is Cartoon Network. May the battle begin.

ILT’s AMAZING RAP BATTLES!

NICKELODEON! VS.! CARTOON NETWORK! BEGIN!

Nickelodeon: Hello checkerboard, I am the first kids network when you animate your shows, actually do work! Your trend is rebooting old shows now? Oh really? It’s the making good shows race, and your busy doing a wheelie! Teen Titans Go? Uncle Grandpa? Are you serious? Look yourself up on YouTube, and see you have no chance that’s because most of the videos are all rants One of our team members watched those shows – they went delirious! It’s the Kids Choice Awards nominees and you’ll never be picked and that’s they we like it – it’s totally perfect Now get out of this race, because we’re the overlords now we’ll send out our fans of our shows – HOARDES.

Cartoon Network: Sure you were the first, but were you better? There’s a Hole in Your Wall, that must be an upsetter. And yes, were rebooting, do you got a problem with that? The Loud House? More like The Full House of Brats. Most kids are over with your SpongeBob SquarePants, actually, we checked, you have more rants. I guess nostalgic people think you were awesome in the Nineties but you ended those shows, guess your mind ain’t righty. You stupid channel, no one watches you anymore your gone, man. Guess we won the war.



Nickelodeon: Stop rapping at once, you little dookie joke-filled idiot you’re like the slaves, and we’re the king riding the chariot! Now we are going to bring in a little friend of ours and he’s going to wreck you with his spongy powers.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey little Cartoon Network, you can’t destroy my flow why? because I have won 9 KCA’s in a row Your stupid little shows can’t outmatch this sponge because what we are doing to you, we’ll leave you expunged.

Cartoon Network: You’re bringing a utensil to clean toilets against me? Far from smart! I watched Old SpongeBob, then New. I actually broke my heart Now compare this against your “lovable” toilet cleaner because when they’re done rapping you will think he looks like a wiener!

(Ed is in Red, Edd is in Yellow, and Eddy is in Orange.)

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Because we are Ed, Edd and Eddy! And we will clean this mess! and how are we going to defeat you? You’ll never guess. So, you cook Krabby Patties… is that true? When that that crab guy hears this he’ll think he hired a piece of poo! No one can outmatch these three Edds! Because we are the ones that are ready to shut down this square head!

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

ILT’s AMAZING RAP BATTLES!