User blog:MetalFire/Rat vs Mouse (Happy Birthday Noah!!)

This is For Noah's birthday, He's an awesome guy and a good friend so go wish him a Happy Birthday

Mouse:
The best rodent is here to defeat this Lab Rat

I'm more dangerous to your species then a Cat

I'd rather face a beaver and a Chinchilla then you

Humans say I'm adorable while they tell you to shoo

They have developed traps and poisons to keep you away

You eat in the trash cans, I eat ton's of cheese all day

You may be big in size, But knocking you down will be a breeze

Face It All your famous for is causing disease

Rat:
Of course I expected shitty rhymes from a smaller version of me

Everyone knows Rats are better survivors If only you could see

My raps will eat you faster then those Snakes your sold for

A pimp smack from my tail will surely leave you sore

I have a level of Intelligence you can only dream of having

Your so fragile that even a Fox can send you packing

Oh I cause Diseases? Atleast I don't like to eat Crops

In this Rap level chain your on the bottom and I'm on the top

Chinchilla:
Alright It's time for the OG Rodent to enter the ring

Backing up my homie mouse to say Rats aren't worth anything

Your disses are softer then the fur on my skin

My chances of winning are as high as the Andes, Lets begin

I'm a Chill rodent while your always so serious

You on top of the Chain, Please you must be delirious

Your only useful for experiments on scientific data

We served you on a silver platter more then they do in Asia

Hamster:
You two aren't worthy of being Rodents, your natures freaks

Me and Rat are actually cleaver you guys are a bunch of pipsqueaks

My rhymes will run y'all over like me on my wheel

The Humans actually like me, while you make them squeal

Chinchilla my flow will finally make you extinct

Compared to the other Rodents my kind is distinct

After were done with you losers, you'll only be memories

Face It Chinchilla your only used for clothing accessories

Who Won Rat and Hamster Mouse and Chinchilla