User blog:GorgonzolaSW/Lame Rap Battles of History: Neil Armstrong vs Yuri Gagarin

Hi

I'm new on this wiki so my battles can be lame, so feel free to tell me what I can make better

And I think someone already made this but I can't find it so

Ledz begin

Battle details
The beat is this.

Neil Armstrong, Lance Armstrong: Nice Peter

Yuri Gagarin: EpicLLOYD

Louis Armstrong: DeStorm

ANNOUNCER:

LAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

NEIL ARMSTRONG!

VERSUS!

YURI GAGARIN!

BEGIN!

Armstrong:

Lemme say something before this battle begins

This will not end happily to you, Gagarin

'Cause Houston, the eagle has landed

You live in a universe I expanded

And Imma let you lose this to end your convulsions

You never had a chance to feel 'em; death-on-spot consecutions

My rhymes are too dope to twist on them

They will spin in your ears like a MiG-15!

Gagarin:

Ты т********я! Ты не получишь меня так легко!

I'm definitively getting into kicking your a*s up to ghetto!

I don't even believe you landed on the moon!

With all those lies and stealing other people's work! You loon!

You're selfish and stupid with your pew-pew Apollo

It should've been Zeus, because your dishonor

You dumb americans don't even know where we go

And by the way my dick is as big as your ego!

Armstrong:

You CCCP-d****ss, have you ever heard of Armstrong?

I can cycle, play jazz and explore cosmos, and I'm still strong! (Louis Armstrong and Lance Armstrong cameos)

You steal from the US, I'm sick on this mic!

Now blow my rocket: hope you will like!

Gagarin

You dork, you think you can hurt me with this?

You couldn't handle my balls if I teabag them in your lips!

You died from heart attack; i died serving Mother Russia!

Stop tormenting your wiener and launch away, sucka! Да!

ANNOUNCER:

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!

LAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!