User blog:Razzyfilms/Epic Gaming Rap Battles - Fix-It-Felix VS Mario

MARIO
Yo, Felix! You wanna go up against me? Air-Stomp ya into the ground! Cause' I'm the real OG! You're savin' lil' midgets while I'm savin' the Double D Peach! Why don't you fight me like a real man, and stop your petty little preach! After this is done, I'm going to pound ya' down! Flood the entire candy kingdom and then watch ya' drown! Ah, screw this, I'm out, Maybe you can beat Luigi, But I have a doubt! (if he doesn't be such a lout)

Luigi
Yo, I heard you insulted my bro, and I'm here to avenge! Maybe you can call up Ralph but he can't break this henge! Cause we're the Dream Team! And you're just a lean fiend! We stomp up Goombas! You just climb up and clean! Why don't you give up OCD while we rise up to the skies!

MARIO
Yeah, Because we're the Mario guys!

Felix
Step off, stupid plumber! And go do your job! I do mine, and it's ON THE CLOCK! I'm pretty pissed, so stop being dicks, I'll have Ralph fill in! I have to go to a party and do the Rafflin'!

RALPH
So, I heard you talking trash about my strength.... my fist and your face are close in length ..... SO RUN AWAY BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN YOUR LEG! Sorry...I have issues, man. That Dragon-Turtle's my only fan. I need more friends before I rip off your hand! I got no candy, but can you jump in my race van?