User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Loki vs. Bane

Loki (from "The Avengers" and the "Thor" movies) faces off against Bane (from "The Dark Knight Rises") to determine who is the better comic book movie villain. Who wins? You decide!

Loki:

Kneel before me, for I am Loki of Asgard

About to rip up this Mortal Kombat reject real hard

You sound Sean Connery talking through a megaphone

I’ll rip that crab off your face, then squash all your bones

It took a team of six to stop my world domination plans

You got taken out by a pussy on a bike, oh, how sad

Let’s see your mercenary army take on the power of the Tesseract

Talia was having fun last night playing around with my staff



Bane:

Quit spewing shitty rhymes, you idiotic pretty faced prick

Cause I’m about to break your back just like a tiny stick

Who can win a brawl of strength? Just look at my muscles

Best give up now you horny bitch, go thrown in your towel

My custody of Gotham lasted for multiple months

<p class="MsoNormal">You couldn’t even get past the first battle, you cunt

<p class="MsoNormal">After this fight, you’re gonna run back to Odin and cry

<p class="MsoNormal">When Asgard is in ashes, you have my permission to die

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<p class="MsoNormal">Loki:

<p class="MsoNormal">I am a god, you’re just a freak with a mask

<p class="MsoNormal">Beating you in this battle will be such an easy task

<p class="MsoNormal">My mighty Chitauri will take the League of Shadows by storm

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll remember this as the day you wish you were never born

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bane:

<p class="MsoNormal">You think I’ll let your army give the League of Shadows a hit?

<p class="MsoNormal">I mean, the first part of their name sounds like total “Chit”

<p class="MsoNormal">Big Bad Bane just gave you a verbal massacre

<p class="MsoNormal">You can never defeat me, Asgardian bitch, cause your style’s mediocre

Who won? Loki Bane