User blog:The Boron Detective/Bohring Rap Battles: Presidents vs History 2: Ajay Ghale vs George Washington

Revolutionaries supported by similar evil leaders to those they would overthrow.

Not much else to say here.

Ajay Ghale is from Far Cry 4.

Nice Peter as George Washington

EpicLLOYD as King Louis XVI

Mike Diva as Ajay Ghale

Zach Sherwin as Pagan Min

Jeff MacKinnon as American Revolutionary (speaking cameo)

Josie Ahlquist as  Marie Antoinette (speaking cameo)

Xin Wuku as Nico Rodriguez (cameo)

Ajay Ghale, King of Kyrat:
Here to spit a Ghale is the Kyrati Commando

Instilling Truth and Justice in the revolutionary Franco

I won't shoot the messenger, I'll pull it by the roots

Kick out sheep teeth, give a French pawn the boot

I walked a Golden Path, shaking off the West

Became King of Kyrat after laying a Pagan to rest

What did you do? You were a two-bit warlord.

Tried to off the English, but just left Indians sore.

George Washington, 1st President of the United States:
I'm the Commander-In-Chief, fundamental Federalist

This fourth institution defames us all, we Americans! Ho!

Don't mess with Big G, I'll leave a Kyrati cracked

Chopped like a cherry tree, that's no lie, in fact

I'd make you my slave, and after death to Pagans

You'd have one last stand, less than the Canadians

One chump of a pilgrim who claims Just Cause

Will be cut by the Congressman with wood jaws!

Ajay Ghale, King of Kyrat:
It's time to finally shoot some damn guns. *Ghale's phone rings, he answers*

Step-father, how about you join in on the fun?

Pagan Min, the Glorious Leader:
The Glorious Leader arrives, you are a gentleman, son

I will Wash you free of the West, leave him bleeding tons

Yama will be heartened upon seeing the Yank's carcass

A trussed up, stiff dinosaur whose monuments are artless!

Let me close your reign, looking on to a Civil War

Snuff your candle. Those are meant for newborns.

George Washington, 1st President of the United States:
You're a hypocrite, but I'll leave two kings served

Death to monarchy! Revolution! Letter, sir! *The Revolutionary gives Wsahington a letter*

King Louis XVI of France:
It is time for Enlightenment! Let us vanquish serfs!

Bring a new era, deregulate industriously leaving fools served!

You're like the English, Liberals Conservative on quality

Revolting crumbs well removed, a Far Cry from originality

I accepted Pagans, but I'll treat you to the guillotine, fakes!

Seeing as you're out of dough   Let them eat cake!

Outro:
Who won? Ajay Ghale and Pagan Min George Washington and King Louis XVI

The next battle will have unexpected returns.