User blog:JHammond/Finn and Jake VS Lewis and Clark

Credits go to Nighthawk9001 for the Original Idea

This is my first fan battle, so it may not be my best. Any suggestions or commisions are gladly accepted.

Finn- George Watsky

Jake- Lloyd Ahlquist

Lewis- Nice Peter (or Kyle Mooney)

Clark- MC Mr. Napkins





EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

FINN AND JAKE!

VS

LEWIS AND CLARK!

BEGIN!



Finn: What time is it?

Jake: Adventure Time!

Finn: Two bros with lots 'o' women.

Jake: Now we're ownin' the rhyme.

Finn: You think you're as good as us?

Jake: That's a lie!

Finn: The only thing you've done is waste Jefferson's time!

Jake: Can't find your way, can't find the coast.

Finn: Your defeat is one thing that we all will toast.

Jake: Man, we're two hungry guys who feed on thrill and adrenaline.

Finn: You two? Well let's just say the only bitch you can get is an Indian.

Jake: Pray to Glob that you don't come out of this alive.

Finn: When this battle's over, you'll be wishin' for suicide.

Lewis: Hello, 'ol chaps! It's Lewis.

Clark: And Clark!

Lewis: We're the true men who conquer!

Clark: Not some twinks high on bark.

Lewis: From Missouri to Oregon we were history in the making.

Clark: Now we're making history here-

Lewis: With your biggest ass-kicking.

Clark: We'll burn down you treeehouse, set fire to the kingdoms!

Lewis: Then let your tyrannical princess feel the wrath of American freedom.

Finn: Your flows are flimsy.

Jake: Your equipment is antique.

Finn: We're the guys who get things done by the end of the week.

Jake: It took you three years just to make it to the end?

Finn: But trust me, dude, it's not over yet!

Jake: Yeah, man, we're just getting started.

Finn: A quest like this isn't for the fainthearted.

Jake: So leave.

Finn: Go back crying to your boss.

Jake: But without York, you'll be plain out lost.

Finn: You couldn't even blink without some sort of help.

Jake: With my whole arm up your ass, it'll be a lifetime of shelp.

Lewis: I think these fucks are joking.

Clark: They must be hemp smoking. For some pussy, you'd better be hoping.

Lewis: You and your mutt aren't worth shit!

Clark: Not to Flamey, not to Simon, not even to my dick!

Lewis: You are from a time of waste and war.

Clark: Every mutant know is such a damn bore!

Lewis: That hat, that sword? Do you take us for fools?

Clark: You don't even bother using proper tools!

Lewis: Come back when you're mature.

Clark: Your hearts aren't pure!

Lewis: Go back to what you're good at, and tell Ward this.

Clark: One more episode from you, and you'll be drinking your own horse's piss.

'''WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!'''

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!









Winners Finn and Jake Lewis and Clark