User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Sign-ups/@comment-24780629-20150622043234

I'll sign up: (Note: yeah a lot of this is crap :\)

Waha! I'm back to verbally smash my opponents six feet under,

I'm coming back meaner and more fierce than when I battled Wonder,

I'm causing more damage than a Waft, making the battlefield stop,

Making more crimes of rap disappear than a RoboCop,

Dropping rhymes hard on beat, so now that'll

Show people I'm turnin' these rap battles into Death Battles,

So there's my Ancient Power, spittin' harder than an Aerodactyl,

After I'm beating my opponents I'll place their asses on my mantle

(Yup, it's crap ;-;)