User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's battles of history episode 1 - Elijah Wood vs Martin Freeman

So.......yeah. I decided to make my own series of rap battles,starting off with a rubbish suggestion I've had for a while.

Elijah Wood who plays Frodo Baggins takes on Martin Freeman who portrays Bilbo Baggins in a battle to see who plays the better Middle Earth protagonist

JOES BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!

ELIJAH WOOD

VS

MARTIN FREEMAN

BEGIN

EW : A most Unexpected Party as I step in the room

Now Merry, Sam and Pippin can watch me crush this brute

You need CGI to make you look small, I do that job naturally

You're as dead as Sauron was after he came after me

You're Sherlocks companion but he can't help you this time

As this Freeman gets taught a lesson in lyrics and rhyme

MF : I could have done what you did with no help from Gollum

Your raps were so bad I've already forgot 'em

Well done! You starred in Lord of the Rings

But why the fuck haven't I heard of you since

You're an Ara-gonner when you're coming up against this

Your group was so gay they were called the Fellowship of the Ring

I'm going to slay you like Bard slayed Smaug

My raps burning you like that dragon did to Lake Town

EW : You make a song and dance of this like it's a Nativity scene

And though the road goes ever on this is the end for thee

My rapping is taxing, tell me when you've had your fill

Then I'll kill you and bury your body under the hill

MF : Oh Elijah, just give up, I could beat you 9 times

As this midget continues to spit his lyrical crimes

Your companions have left you to your death

Now I'm grinding this wood, who's shows no respect

WHO WON??? WHOS NEXT???

JOES RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!