User blog:Gliscor Fan/Similar Rap Battles of the Same: Charlie Bucket vs Norman Bates. Mothers Day (?) Special

So I believe today is mothers day in australia but either way it doesn't matter because this matchup is hilarious.

Anyway, todays combatants include the young heir to a gigantic fucking candy factory, Charlie Bucket, versus an hitchcock killer known for the fact his mother takes him over and kills people (pretty sure, but idk), Norman Bates.

So yeah. that's a thing that I'm doing right now and stuff.

Anyway

Beat: http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-with-no-regrets/

Starring
Some Young Child as Charlie Bucket (body)

Nice Peter as Charlie Bucket (Voice)

Jacksfilms as Norman Bates

Some Young Child as Violet Bureagarde (body)

Some famous female youtuber as Violet Bureagarde (voice)

Intro
SIMILAR RAP BATTLES OF THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

CHARLIE BUCKET

VERSUS

NORMAN BATES

BEGIN

The Battle (Starts as 0:20)
Norman Bates:

I’m stepping out of the shower, coming at a bucket at full force

You live in a candy factory, but I’m about to have the full course

You may have a Golden Ticket, but you’re still gonna pay

Here’s a quarter, buy a chocolate bar, get out of my way

They call you a poor boy, but I’ll disagree

You’re gonna lose your mind faster than Mike Teevee

I know Wonka plans to tear you and your family asunder

But he should know that a boy’s best friend is his mother

Charlie Bucket:

I’m checking into the Bates Motel, wrecking some fame

Coming at a motherkiller, and about to take some names

Might have been poor at start, Now a candy maker at heart

Blow you up like a blueberry, then bake you into a tart!

Try to fight a bucket? We already know you’re Psycho

Your own insanity will drive you back to a Sideshow

Listen to your mother, so you won’t get her pissed

I’m telling you, if I were you, I’d

Violet Beauregarde:

CAN IT, YOU NIT!

Norman Bates:

Your raps are like a burp, and they’re about to hit fan

Good thing Wonka never noticed, otherwise you’d be banned

I have a TV show, you got a boring old remake

I’d bring back Gene Wilder to at least make it humane

I’ll give you a dirty night, shoved up a glass tube

Your chocolate heart pounding, puts my raps in the mood

You’ve upset me, Mr. Bucket, you must give it a rest

My mothers taking over, and now you’re as good as dead.

Charlie Bucket:

I can handle your mom like I can handle Veruca, Sir!

You’re the Big Bad Wolf, so here’s a cup full of sugar!

I climb mountains of rocky road! You play with dead animals for sport!

In an asylum so long, you’d lose immediately in a federal court!

I haven’t lost yet! I have a factory at my disposal!

I’ve signed my own contract, so It’s time to give my proposal!

I’ll let you have any candy you want, I assure you it’ll be easy

But I will still come after you if you ever harm my family

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

SIMILAR RAP BATT- OH SHIT

~Slice~

Norman Bates:

Of the same.

Polls and shit
who won? Charlie Bucket Norman Bates