Goku vs Superman



Goku vs Superman is the 41st installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the eighth episode of Season 3. It features Superman, eponymous protagonist of his comic series, against the main protagonist of the Dragon Ball manga and anime, Goku. It was released on May 19th.

Cast
Ray William Johnson as Goku

EpicLLOYD as Superman and Jimmy Olsen (voice)

Nice Peter as Krillin and Jimmy Olsen (cameos)

Superman
Who can stop this constipated jock,

With the awful animation and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG,

Jimmy Olsen
Superman!

Superman
I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals

My level is incredible, I'm out of your league!

You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi Chi!

Greasy, slick emcee from DC

With one breath I'll freeze your whole measly species

You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots

Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot period.

Goku
How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?!

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking forties!

Krillin
Goku!

Goku
Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy,

'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy,

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun,

You can't flow to Son Goku, I kaio-ken get it done,

When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock,

'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks,

Look at those panties (oh!), you got that camel toe

I'll report to Lois Lane, and Superman that ho!

Superman
Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes,

Just one punch and over nine thousand screams!

I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties,

From Z to GT, you can Dragon Ball deez

Goku
Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward!

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!

There's only one way that this battle's gonna end!

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!

Trivia

 * This is the fifth battle where both characters are fictional, after Gandalf vs Dumbledore, Doc Brown vs Doctor Who, Batman vs Sherlock Holmes, and Rick Grimes vs Walter White.
 * This is the sixth battle with one fictional character going against another at any point in the battle, with The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come going against Ebenezer Scrooge in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge.
 * This is the first battle to have a sneak preview for it in a previous battle.
 * The second is likely to be the Edgar Allan Poe battle or the Isaac Newton battle.
 * A preview of Isaac Newton can be seen in the end of the battle.
 * This is the seventh battle where an actor makes multiple cameo appearances, after Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny, Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers, Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley, Hitler vs Vader 3, and Blackbeard vs Al Capone.
 * This is the second battle to feature a superhero after Batman vs Sherlock Holmes.
 * During Goku's second verse, both rappers took off and continued the battle in the sky which ended with an epic (physical) clash of the two.