User blog:Awesome Betterhero/Usain Bolt vs Barry Allen (Awesome Rap Battles)



Olympic runner Usain Bolt raps against Barry Allen, the Flash, in a contest of fastest men alive.

Battle
Both rappers start at the beginning of a track.

Barry Allen
I live fast! I walk fast! I breathe fast! I talk fast!

I rap fast and leave your behind placing last

Dashing circles 'round this athlete before he even moves his feet

Zipping my foot into your pelvis so you can't even compete!

Both rappers start dashing at full speed.

Set records all you want. I'll break 'em!

Show off your gold medals. I'll take 'em!

I'll strike Bolt with a century of volts to bake him

It's the finish line for this Jamaican

You said you're the best, but here's the thing

What you're best at doing is twisting hamstrings!

I'll Barry you in my raps, and trample you over

You'll be disqualified just like your partner, the doper

Usain Bolt
You talk cocky for someone whose nephew has them upstaged

Go back to chemistry before I smash you into Barry-um sulfate!

I wouldn't listen to you. Your hero's a literal pothead

Usain beats the insane easier than all the races he's lead

I'll do a 100-meter sprint straight through your love life

Cause all it takes is a little Zoom for you to lose a wife

This world champ is going across the globe to the end

Relay you 11 times over and smooch my supermodel girlfriend

Spitting icy cold rhymes, call me Leonard Snart

I got an Impulse to tell you how clueless you are

I've got the Leo inside, and I'm ready to invoke it

I'll take your own speed and make you smoke it

Wally West runs in next to Barry.

Wally West
Pass the baton here, uncle! I'll finish this race

My raps pack infinite mass, a punch to Usain Dolt's face

I'm the real fastest, son! You'll be stunned when I run!

And I'll cross you like Christian Coleman in London!

Former Teen Titan goes tight, shining like Doctor Light

If you come out of retirement, at least put up a fight

You're from the West Indies, yet you can't catch West

I ain't no kid anymore! I'm a speed force, no less

Usain Bolt
I am Bolt! I'll point these Flashes down my path

Fanboys tend to crack when on a deadly lap

Trying to save everyone? You can't even save yourself

From my onslaught of effort-exerting strides through Hell!

I may be backed by phone companies, but you better not call me

Or I'll mess you up until you can only say "WALLL-YYYY!"

You both lucked out when lightning gave you speed powers

Cause Bolt struck you down at only 27 miles per hour!

'''Who won? You decide!'''

'''(zoom) AWESOMERAPBATTLE! '''

Who won? Flashes Usain Bolt hint for next battle: After I down smash on your footsies, I'll dash in for the K.O.