User blog:NightFalcon9004/Grim Reaper vs Flying Dutchman. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 28

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And now welcome to my fourth Halloween battle. (I didn't do one in 2014.) It's been only four battles since my last one in this series, so hopefully the next one has more in between. I'd like to give a huge thanks to Jella and Flats (who has a huge series finale today btw, so check that out later) for helping me make the pics because TK was busy so they were pretty much last minute. Also thanks to my guest BreZ, who I asked to write for the Flying Dutchman because he's a Dutchman. He was able to basically make a draft for the two verses, but he still had classes going on so there was some editing with that. It still turned out well since around half his lines that stayed, plus some recycling, so I'm grateful he did it or else this probably would not have made it on time.

Rap meanings for this thing will be out when I feel like it 'cause I didn't have time for that.



The personification of Death from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, the Grim Reaper, and the ghostly pirate from SpongeBob SquarePants, the Flying Dutchman, rap against each other to see who is the more feared undead haunter that takes souls.

Title cards made by The Flatwoods Monster

Other pictures made by Jella141

Thanks to BreZ for helping to write the Flying Dutchman's lyrics



Announcer: (0:03 - 0:16)






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Flying Dutchman: (0:16 - 0:41)

Who the Davy dares to disturb and face me, matey?

Scourge of the seven seas, as sure to slay thee as the waves are wavy!

You play slavey to a pair of babies, so tell me: how low can you go

When your lingo flows as slow as your show? It's in limbo!

When Eris takes a gawk at me gold, I'll be sure to dock her,

And then stuff you with the smelly socks in Davy Jones' locker!

You're not bad to the bone! I'll blow this man down when I keelhaul him to and fro

And turn those skull and crossbones into a knot to leave tied up to me boat! Yo ho!

Grim Reaper: (0:41 - 1:07)

I'm raising hell and putting this green creep to rest in deep sleep

While I reap your bearded heap till it's as cleared as a sheared sheep!

You're stuck in the depths of the sea; I'm the Death you look up to see!

X marks the spot where you'll be beat. I got my victory unlocked with a skeleton key!

Even Neptune gives kids more fear, so I'll make you my bitch like Lord Pain

And get you Shanghaied to eternal suffering in your etheric plane!

I'll talk in Dark Forbidden Tongue for specters and have much fun

As I speak double Dutch and jump this Dutchmon! (Hahahahahahaha!)

Flying Dutchman: (1:07 - 1:32)

Arrgh! You tell me to obey you? You've got kids to tend to!

I'll have ye walk the plank along with your so-called friends too!

Let me explain how I gained the name: the Dutchman is simply fly!

I could drown you out in the ocean, and your raps would still be dry!

You keep losing your scythe all the time, so how do you ever do your duty?

For someone who ends lives, you speak with an accent that no one would find spooky!

From your rhythm on the beat, it's obvious that you hate to Boogey!

It ain't a surprise that I'll take home the booty from Jack Skellington in a hoodie!

Grim Reaper: (1:32 - 1:57)

Oh, put a dining sock in that cursed foul mouth.

I'd tell you to eat my dust, but you got enough scurvy to make a shark's teeth fall out!

You can grant wishes, maybe three, but you'll need nine for yourself to surpass me,

So avast ye to my rapping like Thornambular against this pony-tailed lassie!

You sucked more than Dracula did, only now you'll be scraped and licked!

Your Halloween spirit is unfit; I'll shiver your timbers when I spit sick like the stench of your ship!

The mic felt my cold grip as I killed it, so raise a white flag in dismay!

You'll turn over in your grave, or should I say, a clothing shop window display!

Announcer: (1:57 - 2:07)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



EPIC CARTOON RAP (ARHHHOUGHHAHHH!) BATTLES!

Who won? The Grim Reaper The Flying Dutchman