User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S EPIC RAP BATTLES- Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe

Holy shiet, I had fun making this one, it came out good minus the fact that King's verses were eh, anyways, here is the battle and enjoy:

Le Battle:
LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

EDGAR ALLAN POE

VS

STEPHEN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

BEGIN!



Stephen King:
Look at what we have here, what the hell is IT,

A mop-haired scoundrel that calls himself a poet?

I’mma trap you Underneath the Dome, so get in,

Cuz’ you’re a dipshit that’s afraid of ravens,

I created my own legacy, you’re still nothing,

Like my name implies, you’re messing with a King,

So take your books, your stories, everything that belongs to you,

And get out, I don’t want to catch your Hop-Frog Flu



Edgar Allan Poe:
Put them up then, the king is going to be slain,

<p class="MsoNormal">My raps are like The Shining, you’ll go insane,

<p class="MsoNormal">Come into my arena Steven, you haven’t a chance,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ I’m a America thriller; so let’s dance,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m Shining brightly, it’s coming from my Tell-Tale Heart,

<p class="MsoNormal">And you shame all writers everywhere with that so called art,

<p class="MsoNormal">When you put a poet against a writer; who’s gonna win,

<p class="MsoNormal">Turn back now rookie, repent your sins

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Stephen King:
<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll put you in Misery, you don’t know what’s coming,

<p class="MsoNormal">An inspiration, a god, that’s what I have been becoming,

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s nothing we can do now, you lived a short life,

<p class="MsoNormal">Wrap it up everyone, I’ll send some flowers to his wife

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Edgar Allan Poe:
<p class="MsoNormal">Hold on man, this isn’t the end of this battle,

<p class="MsoNormal">How about you pack up, go and feed your cattle,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ in your stories, there is nothing to explore,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve ended the battle, the King of Horror is…

Raven:
<p class="MsoNormal">Nevermore…

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Interlude:
<p class="MsoNormal">''The ground starts shaking and as a figure comes crashing down from the sky, everything around him flies into the sky and is suspended there. ''

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Eminem:
<p class="MsoNormal">Whoop, there goes gravity, whoop there goes reality,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’mma show these two morons my dose of lethality,

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s look at this guy, Steven, a Child of the Corn,

<p class="MsoNormal">I lonely imbecile sucking off his child’s Horn,

<p class="MsoNormal">Bachman’s being annihilated, this guys now hated,

<p class="MsoNormal">Your destiny has now been fated, your death is awaited,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now let’s talk about emo here, lookin’ like a ghost,

<p class="MsoNormal">With all the disses I have for you; you’re toast,

<p class="MsoNormal">Welcome back to South Park, you mangled Black Cat,

<p class="MsoNormal">The only thing lamer than your stories is the verse you spat,

<p class="MsoNormal">So when you start a rap battle, you better be prepared,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ Eminem is here and he’s gonna make you scared.

Who won? Stephen King Edgar Allan Poe Eminem