User blog:Element K/ERBR; Laurel & Hardy vs Abbott & Costello

Welcome to the start of Element Rap Battles Reborn. We are starting off with two Black and White Comedy Duos; Laurel and Hardy VS Abbott and Costello. I really hope you guys will enjoy the battle, I got the idea a few weeks back on this wiki, and I found it really cool. I’m sorry in advance if I wasn’t able to cover all references but without further ado: BTW: All references are in bold

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Battle


VS

 Abbott and Costello {0:30}:

''' Who’s on First? ''' Of course it’s Abbott and Costello

 Defining our field more than Da Vinci;   Leonardo 

 Your careers are falling, while we Keep ‘Em Flying

 We’re still respected, the rest of your fans are dying

 Up against these Flying Douches, don’t make us do it

 But you’re pretty good, we’re willing to admit

 You haven’t even tried, but we’re already laughing at your approaches

You can’t fill our shoes but we stomped out these roaches



 Laurel and Hardy {0:52}:

 Whose The Lucky Dog that gets to meet these Comedy All Stars?

 Call yourselves respected? I don’t think you’d go THAT far

The Sons of the Desert, that’s why we spit it hot

 Unless you got something good, why don’t you keep your big mouth shut?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Two Buck Privates , who are repetitive, every day the same routine!

<p class="MsoNormal">This is your life, and we’d rather watch Mr Bean!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Thinking you can rap or act, is it something you ate?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re trying too hard, just go back to working for Colgate!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Abbott and Costello {1:14}:

<p class="MsoNormal"> You probably wouldn’t survive One Night in the Tropics

<p class="MsoNormal"> Trying to talk repetitive? Your show can replace narcotics

<p class="MsoNormal"> These two are another mess,  ''' but not a fine one at all! '''

<p class="MsoNormal"> Stan slapsticks Chaplin’s Nuts in May; sounds like he really likes balls

<p class="MsoNormal"> Damn right, because he’s now stuck with a Hardy

<p class="MsoNormal"> You two are real Cuckoos; worse than a corrupt political party

<p class="MsoNormal"> These chickens should go home, while they still could

<p class="MsoNormal">Hope you enjoyed your 45 Minutes from Hollywood!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal"> Laurel and Hardy {1:36}:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hold up; tell me that again, Bud

<p class="MsoNormal"> These two are really pissed, are they having menstrual blood?

<p class="MsoNormal">You want to talk about gay romance when you two are chest to chest?

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re just another mess, so just head out west

<p class="MsoNormal"> We got that class, and that fame, and at most you’re a cameo

<p class="MsoNormal"> And your whiny butts will always be in our shadow

<p class="MsoNormal"> Pardon us  Element, but we have something to say

<p class="MsoNormal">We prefer the match-ups fair, but that wasn’t fair Atoll K!

Who won? Abbott and Costello Laurel and Hardy

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