User blog:Maskninja33/Stanley Ipkiss Vs Phantom of the Opera

Announcer:

Epic Rap Battle of History!

Stanley Ipkiss

VS

The Phantom of the Opera

Begin

Phantom:

I am The Phantom of the opera and it is apparent, that your behavior and lifestyle is over the top aberrant.

I'm a charming, French, romantic, and fanciful guy, without that mask, you just a banker that's shy.

Your mask was thought of and created by the enemy of Thor, You won't need a therapist to know your done for.

I am the Angel of Music, you're a mask of distress, my story is entertaining, yours is as boring as chess

You have such a Big Head for such a little brain, I can control my powers but you have to restrain.

You should have stuck with being a dark horror movie, then maybe you wouldn't have to be really goofy.

Stanley:

First off, you are as ugly as crap, That's why you have to hide you face with saran wrap.

I may be shy, but I can still tell you this, you don't score the girl if your don't get a kiss.

Your 1925 movie was really terrible, It is so horrible, it is unbearable.

Maybe if you don't tuck away in the cellars, then maybe you wouldn't smell like a half-faced dweller.

Phantom:

Wow, I didn't know you suck so much at rapping, I make better raps while I'm napping.

Instead of keeping the mask, you just throw it away, Son of the mask... well what can I say.

I am still know today, you died in 2005, with suck a stupid movie that's profit took a dive.

So you just got beat by a phantom that's sly, now Ipkiss your chances of winning goodbye!

Announcer:

What's this, Ipkiss is putting on a mask, wait, he is spinning around, wait a minute, it's, it's, THE MASK!!!

The Mask:

Surprise, guess who came to play, When I step to the mic, my raps are made to slay.

Hiding half you face, because of your personalities split, I'm going to beat you with strength and wit.

you call yourself the red death, but you killed no one, my rhymes will weigh down on you, like it weighs a ton.

Erik, that name is really breaking my Zen, I'll stick my foot up your ass, call me Reginald Forman

You were played by a actor who nobodies knows, and if you had one, I would break your nose.

So be like a phantom and disappear, I am leaving this battle so kiss my rear.