User blog:Tesla Man/Man of Steel vs Iron Man

It's a battle of the metal men.

EpicLLOYD as Superman

Nice Peter as Iron Man

beat, start at 0:40

Superman:

The last son of Krypton,

comin' at ya from Kansas

Beating up this Cali boy

who's come to take his chances

I was born to kick ass,

read Action Comics #1

You're the kid of Howard Stark?

Well I'm Kal El's last son.

and you're a Playboy dipshit,

Tony pass the Pepper

I showed her my superpowers

and she'll be with me forever

I'm in the business now

and I'm taking Stark Industries

Try to program your suit

you still can't catch up to me.

Iron Man:

Mr Stark's in the building

please hold the applause.

Because this Man of Steel is melting and slipping towards a lost cause

Call me a War Machine 'cause I'm blowing up like Don Cheadle

Into the face of Clark Kent, the Superman, of all people

You're sporting red undies, while my suit's built for sleekness

Check out Mark 42, It seems fashion's your new weakness

You're stuck in Smallville while i'm battling cross the globe.

You can print it in the paper

but we all know you got owned.

Superman:

Releasing all my fury to give you this Whiplash

Speeding fast than a bullet, go and call me the flash

You're power's running out, call up captain USA

Headline it in the Planet 'cause Kal-El is your Doomsday

Remove you're Iron suit you're just a Tin Can Man

Call my iron kick a missile

Then your ass is Afghanistan

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