User blog:MrAwesome300/Edison vs. Tesla- Eyes Closed Version

Hey. I saw Fire's eyes closed rendition of Santa vs. Moses and I asked him if I could do the same thing only with Edison vs Tesla. His blog was hilarious and I loved it, so I was thinking about doing the same thing (not copying, biotches). Just so you know, I'm doing this on a Mac and if you saw me type horrendously bad with my eyes closed on chat, it was on my grandpa's iPad. I suck at typing on there, but I'm a bit better here. So here we are.

Epic Rap Bstules of History

Thomas edISON

vs.

Nikola Twsla

Edison: Step up, you'll be shocked when I spit and start static

U'll rip your style and add it to my long liat pf patents

Whiel you were busy diggin bitches and butning bridhes

I'm oumpi g out inventions, stocking riches, so go back to yoru pigens!

You're a geek, plagued by OCD, you never had sex, but you sure got screwed by me!

I'll crush you, Tesla, there's just no putting it gently!

I don't alrtnerate my rleow,  diss you directly.

Tesla: i see a universe of infinite enerhy

But no petentioalthreat for this enemy

So you can call me Tesla, NIuikoal, impeccably deressed

Givingg lessons in eletcidal nemesis, this will be on the test

So confess to your thefts and let the whole world know

What trhe Serbian did to the wizard of Neno

H istory is gettnng retweritten and I have reddit

Your best invwntion was justr a way to steal credit

Edison: Te truth hets, you're broke and washed up

Don't give a smidgeon about your vvisins iuf ehy can't make a buck, I conduct buisinewss

Understood things you never could

So dipe that i even make New Jersey look good

'm on the record i INEVENTED

You got duped there, I said

I bet you 350,000 dollars that you'll never forgot it

Without me, here's a taste of twhat thi s battle would be

No lights, no camera, no sounds, see?

Tesla: You fool! You think that you can touch me with this?

You couldn't handle my wits wit greedy litle mind

What's inside mine was ahead of its own time

You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankend.

It'as awireless tranimission of turth

Adn it's a shocikin tue story of a banker and you

And if the people knew you syopprf me tfrom making power free

They would curse the con Edison with every unity

Who won?

WHo's next?

You decide

EPIC RAP BATLUES OF HISTORY