User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 20: Darkseid vs Adolf Hitler



I'm surprised I've made it this far

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:23

Adolf Hitler:
A joke ja? The leader of the unstoppable Third Reich

Is battling a failure that cannot spell his name right?

But you rock the stone face well, it’s a good look for you

Cause you’ll need it to survive the hell I send you to!

I lead a large legion of Arian supremacy! (Sieg Hiel!)

You lead a worthless dummkopf to take over your legacy!

I transformed a nation after a crippling World War I

You’re prophesied to die by your own son!

Darkseid:
Do forgive me if I appear to be uninterested

But for hundreds of thousands of years, I’ve never been bested

So your pathetic quest of world dominance ends here

When I show you the true meaning of fear

I think faster than the Flash, on a level of comprehension,

That your simple mind couldn’t even hope to question

So Arian or otherwise, your threat is just a facade

For you see, you’re only a man, but I am God

Adolf Hitler:
So the schweinehund wants to act all tough? Don’t bother

You’re always getting bitch slapped around by the High Father!

Can’t even attack Earth or else all of the New Gods,

Will remind you why you’re a no good dummkopf!

I control the Axis Powers with an iron fist!

I go goose stepping on the Russians, and Mussolini’s my bitch!

You’ll share the fate with the Jews and all my naysayers

Stab you with the Star of David, make you say the Lord’s Prayer!

Darkseid:
Insanity. You do not seem to recall,

That your attacks on larger powers caused your downfall

But don’t leave us yet Adolf. There’s nowhere to hide

For I will not permit the cowardly act of suicide

First I’ll crush all your armies with a single omega beam

Then I will erase from history the Nazi Regime

Only then, when you’re crumbled in your world’s defeat

Will I allow you the pleasure of death’s sweet release