User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.80: Usain Bolt vs Michael Phelps

Time for another battle!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

USAIN BOLT

VS

MICHAEL PHELPS

BEGIN!

Usain Bolt

It's me Usain Bolt, who is as fast as the Flash,

Won't pause for a second, or I'll suffer whiplash.

They call me the Lightning Bolt, while you're the Flying Fish.

Ears as wide as a stingray and a penis the size of a goldfish.

I completed the 100 metre sprint in 9 seconds, on land.

I'm still shocked you passed your driving test without a beer on-hand.

If you wanna be as healthy as me, you'll eat chicken nuggets for food.

Have you seen yourself in the mirror Mike? 'Cause you're one ugly dude.

Michael Phelps

The name's Michael Phelps and I'm about to make a splash.

You spend all year training, just for a quick snappy dash.

Got 28 Olympic medals to my name, with 23 being gold.

You stay up past your bedtime playing COD, or so I have been told.

Come on Usain, your fame isn't even close to my benchmark.

I'll throw you in the deep end, so you can race against a shark.

This body was built for me, 'cause I'm always on fire.

But now I'm done. I'm finished. It's my time to retire.

Usain Bolt

Let's talk about the London Olympics, where you nearly took your own life.

Look out for Ian Thorpe, as he is coming for your mom and your wife.

In 6th grade you were diagnosed with ADHD.

So I'll pass the baton to you before I run off like a mad lad.

Michael Phelps

I'm coming out of retirement and it looks like I'm about to go freestyle.

You thought you had the triple treble till your teammate was caught after a while.

You're from Jamaica dude, I'm sure you did a little bit of weed.

Just like your soccer career, in this battle you didn't succeed.

*A football comes flying towards Bolt's face, while Phelps turns around*

Pelé

Excuse me son, it's called football not soccer.

It's me Pelé, the football legend. What a shocker!

So listen up Phelps because I found this bong in your locker.

You two Usain, before I'll mock your vest for being ocher.

Started playing the beautiful game professionally at the age of 16.

Won't score an own goal in this rap battle because I'm so mean.

I received gifts and handshakes when I wear the number 10,

I've even played a game of footie in the garden of number 10.

Have 7 children with 4 different women as I'm a playmaker.

Had my kidney removed and now I reliable on a pacemaker.

But it's a miracle, that you two can even last for 100 yards.

So forget these demonstrations before I give you both a red card.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

