User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Walt Disney vs. Alfred Hitchcock

Disney Company founder Walt Disney battles British film director Alfred Hitchcock to determine who is the better film-maker. Who wins? You decide!

Walt Disney:

My name is Uncle Walt, but you can call me Mr. Disney

Listen up Al, cause I’m about to get busy

Your movies frighten people, while people smile from my work

Why else would I be running the happiest place on Earth?

You hardly have any hair, and your gut is as big as a house

You’ve got a cross-dressing freak, and I kick it with MC Mouse

I’ve got 22 Academy Awards, how many do you have? None!

In the end, between the two of us, there can only be one

 Alfred Hitchcock:

Take a seat Walt, because it’s time for me to go

I’ll kill you in this battle so hard, you can call me a Psycho

I make grade A cinema, you make childish fluff

With more drug-inducing images than H.R. Pufnstuf

<p class="MsoNormal">When presenting on television, I had the longer-running show

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll beat you North by Northwest, and leave you with Vertigo

<p class="MsoNormal">My raps hit you down harder than a rock

<p class="MsoNormal">Now get down on your knees, and suck my Hitchcock

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Walt Disney:

<p class="MsoNormal">Drug-inducing images? You must as high as Dumbo

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll leave as a cripple, and push you out my Rear Window

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll forever regret stepping into my zone

<p class="MsoNormal">Like Marvel and Star Wars, your ass I’m gonna own 

<p class="MsoNormal">Alfred Hitchcock

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like they made you Frozen, my rhymes will make you chilly

<p class="MsoNormal">You really need to stop showing kids your little Steamboat Willie

<p class="MsoNormal">The only time your mustache looked good was when it was worn by Tom Hanks

<p class="MsoNormal">Choosing you over me? The answer’s always “No Thanks!”

Who won? Walt Disney Alfred Hitchcock