User:Awesomesix

"I like Justin Bieber."

- No one ever

Hey, my name's Conner, and this is some random-ass shit about me. I memorized every rap battle. Big whoop. I'm 12, but porbably don't act like it (either younger or older). And I am not a llama. I also like Yourfavoritemartian (R.I.P., 2011-2012) and, as shown by my profile picture, Gorillaz.

To do list after I get out of school on the last day:

1. Get upset about missing everyone

2. Watch ERB marathon

3. Get upset about missing Viktoriya (<3)

4. Play Minecraft

5. Play TF2

6. See 1

7. See 3

8. See 3

9. Cry in corner due to 1 & 3

10. Skype my friend

11. See 3

12. See 3

13. See 3

14. Go to bathroom

15. Fart

16. Get back to Skype 17. See 3

I'm the type of girl that'll look you dead in the eye (eye) I'm real as they come if you don't know why im fly-y-y-y-y Seen ya try to switch it up but girl you ain't got to I'm the wonderwoman let me go get my ropes I'm a supermodel and mummy, si mummy Amnesty international got bankrupt (im on top, on lock) You love my ass and my abs and the video called promiscuous My style is miticulous-s-s-s-s

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it, And it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Check it out now. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I love those fat Americans. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">You know they so obnoxious. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">They always eating burgers. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">They always holding shotguns. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And I love Mexicans. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">The way they mow my lawn. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Uh huh. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">'Cause that's the way they roll. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I love the Middle East, but how do they handle <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Ya mon. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And I love them Puerto Ricans, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Even though they wash their ass about once a week and, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I'm just joking. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">If you didn't know then <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I think I love you more than the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Japanese love tentacle porn, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">If you love the Outback redneck Australians, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Mamma mia! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And how could anyone hate the French. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Brazilian girls is what you want, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I love Africans, but hold up a second. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Uh oh! You're all on my checklist, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Then your brain is small like a Korean penis.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I think I love you more than the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Japanese love tentacle porn, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">All together now! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep. [repeat 4x] <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">They hump sheep  [repeat 3x]

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">I think I love you more than the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Japanese love tentacle porn, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;line-height:normal;text-align:center;">But seriously, don't hump any sheep.

~The Stereotype song

Time for cliche profile stuff:

Who I think won: "Okay! I'll smell your chloroform!"
 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abe lincoln
 * 4) Sarah Palin
 * 5) Hulk Hogan (and Macho Man)
 * 6) Beethoven
 * 7) Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Kahn
 * 9) Napoleon B.
 * 10) Mays (only because Vincent)
 * 11) Dumbledore
 * 12) Dr. Suess
 * 13) Mr. Rogers
 * 14) Columbus
 * 15) Tie?
 * 16) Hitler
 * 17) Master Cheif
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Michael Jackson
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) Steve Jobs
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe again
 * 24) Dr. Who
 * 25) Clint Eastwood
 * 26) Batman, mainly because Robin
 * 27) Moses
 * Eve
 * 1) Gandhi
 * 2) Nikola Tesla
 * 3) Babe Ruth
 * 4) Mozart

- No one ever

Least favorite to favorite (my least favorites are still pretty good)
 * 1) Kim Jong IL vs. Hulk Hogan (least favorite)
 * 2) Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga
 * 3) Genghis Kahn vs. the Easter bunny
 * 4) Napoleon B vs. Napoleon D
 * 5) Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
 * 6) Columbus vs. Kirk
 * 7) Albert Einstien vs. Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays
 * 9) Nicepeter vs. Epiclloyd
 * 10) Mario bros vs. Wright bros
 * 11) John Lennon vs. Bill o Reilly
 * 12) Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler
 * 13) Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris
 * 14) Dr. Suess vs. Shakespeare
 * 15) Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers
 * 16) Beethoven vs. Beiber
 * 17) Cleopatra vs. Maryln Monroe
 * 18) Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes
 * 19) Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs
 * 20) Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood
 * 21) Moses vs. Santa Claus
 * 22) Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong
 * 23) Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney
 * 24) Adam vs. Eve
 * 25) Vader vs. Hitler 2
 * 26) Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla
 * 27) Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 * 28) Doc Brown vs. Dr. Who
 * 29) Joseph Stalin vs. Whatshisname
 * 30) Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury
 * 31) Master Chief vs. Leonidas
 * 32) Mozart vs. Skrillex
 * 33) Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley (favorite)

Do ya damn thing, do ys thing-da thing

They see me flyin', they hatin'