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Ash Ketchum vs Charels Darwin EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash Ketchum!!!!!!! VERSUS!!!!!!! Charelssssssssssssssssssss Darwinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! Begin:Ash Ketchum: I"ll shove a pokedex up your ass and it will burn like a charizard! We were never freaking monkeys you brain-dead retard! You look like a fat pokemon i know named JigglyPuff. Tell me you old shit, have you had enough? I'm gonna catch em all, I"ll kick your ass in the air like team Rocket! Get the f**k out of my face before I release all of the monsters in my pocket.

Charels Darwin: You look like when you were evolving you took a great fall, you homozygous little prick, keeping animals around in your balls. Your a hormone obsessed teen, you little perverted bastard. We know what it means when we hear you together with the word master! I'' beat your Squirtle, Snorlax, and Apoim. I'' send your ass back to Japan with some napalm! (Charels Evolves into Isaac Newton)

Ash: What? Can't win the battle yourself can you charlie? This rap will hurt worse when you took a beating from an apple tree. I'm in everything, red, silver, black and white, your about as entertaining as Nintendo 64. I gotta tournament to win, I can capture your bad rhymes no more.

Isaac: Ur a gay little japanese f**k. and your mother looks like she evolved from the ass of psyduck! U dont know knowthing bout the laws of gravitay! after this line i'm gonna crush the whole fucking anime!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!