User blog:Patts9009/Danny Zuko vs Arthur Fonzarelli --Epic Patts Battles of History

Before Note
Welcome to another episode of Epic Patts Battles of History! Today, we have the coolest cucumber, the baddest of bad, and the master of electronics... The Fonz! And then we have the one to steal Sandy's heart, a greaser with love, and anything else... Danny Zuko!

Battle
Epic Patts Battles of History

Danny Zuko!

VS!

The Fonz!

BEGIN!!

Fonzie:
Ay! The Fonz is All the Way into this contest!

I’m a top notch mechanic, out playin’ the rest!

I bet Ms. Cheeks is way better than your Olsen,

And I can easily kick you over the Para-Mountains.

You be blurred out like the coke that you use.

Just quit tryin’, you’ll just receive lyrical abuse.

Aired on ABC ‘cuz you’re too old for the screen.

It’s the end, Danny, you’re just a fast food teen.

Danny:
It’s Christmas Time, and I’m announcing the truth.

Your father left you while you were in your youth.

With your principles, you can’t say what’s right.

And ain’t that sad; mama’s boy tryin’ ta pick a fight.

So what if you’re a dropout? Do you think I care?

I'll easily Light you up by the Grease in your hair.

Throughout your seasons, you just grew wimpy.

Just cry yourself back to your Grandma, Skippy.

Fonzie:
I’m a true gangster, much more hardcore

Leaving wimps like you asking for more.

Your Summer Nights will be drowned out

By the sound of you when you’ll cry and pout.

My flow Shake yours a Whole Lotta times.

It’s Raining on your Hopelessly Devoted lines.

Look at Me, I’m crushing you with my words.

You’ll be weepy as I’m flippin’ you the T-Bird.

Danny:
Watch your Mouth, or I’ll Smash all of your teeth in.

And I bet you just use those girls for the teasin’.

That spinoff of yours was a wannbe Doctor Who.

It was forgotten, but alas, who would have even knew.

Can’t say that you’re sorry or that you’re even wrong?

But don’t worry, you won’t be speaking at all after long.

You think you’re so though, but you’ll see very soon.

That someone like you can’t enter the Salty Spitoon.

Who won? Danny Zuko The Fonz