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=Epic Rap Battles of History 25=

Edit Comments666 129PAGES ON THIS WIKI [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/File:Bruce_Lee_vs_Clint_Eastwood._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_History_Season_2.-0 Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.-0 (01:50) 0 views]Added by Thesteelernation2Epic Rap Battles of History 25 is the twenty-fifth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features martial arts expert Bruce Lee against famous old western actor Clint Eastwood. It was released on November 12th, 2012. {| class="toc" id="toc"

Contents
[hide] *1 Cast
 * 2 Lyrics
 * 3 Poll
 * 4 Trivia
 * 5 Comments
 * }

CastEdit
Lloyd Ahlquist as Clint EastwoodAdded by Mrpietcaptain Mike Diva as Bruce LeeAdded by Mrpietcaptain Nice Peter as Mustached CowboyAdded by MrpietcaptainLloyd Ahlquist as Clint EastwoodMike Diva as Bruce Lee

Xin Wuku as Bruce Lee's Stunt Double and Urban Ninja

Nice Peter as Mustached Cowboy

LyricsEdit
Bruce Lee:

I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw

Defeat whole karate schools and mother fuckers with claws

How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw

Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say "Waaataaaw!"

Your movies they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise

I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris

I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe

Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!

Clint Eastwood:

You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger

But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter

You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks

You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips

You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop

So go ahead, make my iPod

These little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce

Fuck you dude. I even squint better than you

Bruce Lee:

I beat the good and the bad. You must be the ugly

I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me

Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies

You were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy

A man who argues with people who aren't even there

Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair

Clint Eastwood:

Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking

You can't be too tough. You got killed by an aspirin

And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker

Leave the rapping to me. Stick to chinese checkers

I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel