User:Taviwave

I'm finally trying to make a page. Bear with me as this is a work-in-progress :P

Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde
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 * -|Favorite Battles= Favorite to least favorite:

Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock

Mozart vs Skrillex

Rasputin vs Stalin

Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

Zeus vs Thor

Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Blackbeard vs Al Capone

Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

Moses vs Santa Claus

Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc

Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood

Oprah vs Ellen

George Washington vs William Wallace

Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge

Hitler vs Vader 2

Master Chief vs Leonidas

Goku vs Superman

Darth Vader vs Hitler

Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

Columbus vs Captain Kirk

Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

Artists vs TMNT

Hitler vs Vader 3

Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

Rick Grimes vs Walter White

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

Adam vs Eve

Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

Napoleon vs Napoleon

Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers

Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe The battle had fifteen punchlines.
 * -|Best Battles= In my opinion, these are the battles ranked lyrically. Punchlines are everything.

Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter The battle had fifteen punchlines.

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney The battle had fourteen good punchlines.

Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock The battle had thirteen punchlines.

Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye The battle had thirteen punchlines.

Rasputin vs Stalin The battle had thirteen punchlines.

George Washington vs William Wallace The battle had thirteen punchlines.

Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde The battle had twelve good punchlines.

Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali The battle had twelve good punchlines.

Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong The battle had eleven good punchlines.

Blackbeard vs Al Capone The battle had eleven punchlines.

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley The battle had eleven punchlines.

Adam vs Eve The battle had eleven punchlines.

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood The battle had ten punchlines, Eastwood having seven of them.

Hitler vs Vader 2 The battle had nine good punchlines, Hitler having seven of them.

Zeus vs Thor The battle had nine punchlines.

Mozart vs Skrillex The battle had nine punchlines.

Moses vs Santa Claus The battle had nine punchlines.

Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers This battle had eight good punchlines.

Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury The battle had eight punchlines, Mercury having six.

Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. The battle had eight punchlines.

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates The battle had eight punchlines.

Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters The battle had eight punchlines.

Batman vs Sherlock Holmes The battle had seven punchlines, Holmes having six great ones.

Darth Vader vs Hitler The battle had seven decent punchlines.

Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso The battle had seven punchlines.

Goku vs Superman The battle had seven punchlines, Goku having six of them.

Doc Brown vs Doctor Who The battle had seven punchlines.

Hitler vs Vader 3 The battle had six good punchlines.

Artists vs TMNT The battle had six good punchlines.

Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris The battle had six punchlines.

Rick Grimes vs Walter White The battle had three good punchlines and two great ones.

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking The battle had five decent punchlines.

Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe The battle had five punchlines.

Columbus vs Captain Kirk The battle had five punchlines.

Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare The battle had five punchlines.

Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc The battle had five punchlines.

Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga The battle had four good punchlines.

Master Chief vs Leonidas The battle had four punchlines.

John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly The battle had four punchlines.

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin The battle had three good punchlines.

Napoleon vs Napoleon The battle had three decent punchlines.

Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison The battle had three punchlines.

Oprah vs Ellen The battle had three punchlines.

Gandalf vs Dumbledore The first half had three punchlines. The second half failed.

Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD The battle had a few okay punchlines.

Justin Bieber vs Beethoven Beethoven had two good punchlines.

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il There were two decent punchlines in the battle.

Mario Bros vs Wright Bros Only one punchline worked for me.

Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny None of the punchlines hit for me.

Unranked:

Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge ERB's rendition of A Christmas Carol was very good.
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 * -|Lyric Ideas= Since people are interested in my writing, I'll post some lyric ideas I get here.

Nothing right now.