User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.71: Salvador Dali vs Rembrandt

Here we go!

Another amazing battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SALVADOR DALI

VS

REMBRANDT

BEGIN!

Salvador Dali

Ha! You think you can battle the one and only Salvador Dali.

Let me pick up my paintbrushes and take the trash out in a trolley.

You achieved great wealth and success, but then you overspent and lost it all.

But painting your dead monkey is just crazy, even for me and I stand very tall.

In all your self portraits you're wearing the same hat with the same curly hair.

While I've got a sweet moustache, you managed to outlived four of your heirs.

When I was painting The Face of War, it happened to remind me of your face.

Got my own theatre and museum, which happens to be my final resting place.

Rembrandt

The original dutch artist has arrived, here to lay you on a canvas.

I'm going to talk about your dead mother, only to end in your sadness.

I can paint a range of subjects like landscapes, animals and people's portraits.

You can spit out harsh words Sal, but you can't destroy my dutch fortress.

I don't want to live in your surreal word, so no way I'm reading your journal.

But you are such an obvious copycat, so run back to your Italian turtles.

You can look at all my paintings in my book, which came out this printing press.

But I don't even want to look at your paintings as everyone knows they're a mess.

Salvador Dali

The persistence of my memory, reminds me how shit your paintings are.

I pay for my meals with my rare signature, when I'm eating at the bar.

Just give up now Rembrandt, as this will be your final destino.

Your artwork is so childish, do you happen to work for the Beano?

Rembrandt

I'm watching you Dali on this deep and dark night.

My last verse was totally amazing and I'm always right.

Let's talk about your fashion as you totally look ugly in your old grey suit.

But in a way, we are much like saint peter and paul, two old men just having a dispute.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

