User blog:RespectthePixel35/Socrates vs Archimedes. Epic RTP Battles of History Season 2.

Kicking off Season 2, here we go! Today we have two famous Greek philosophers, Socrates and Archimedes in a rap battle. And we got an iTunes cover made by yours truly, me!

Cast
Nice Peter as Archimedes

EpicLLOYD as Socrates

MC Mr. Napkins as Aristotle

The Battle
Beat Archimedes starts at 0:12

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

SOCRATES!!!!!!

VS!!!!

ARCHIMEDES!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

Archimedes:
I am one of the leading scientists in the classical antiquity!

With my hydrostatic physics making you a non-existent entity!

I'm a mathematician, engineer, physicist, inventor, and an astronomer,

You didn't even write anything, you're not a real philosopher!

There's a Socratic Problem that it's me against you, Socrates,

I'd rather face your students, I'd bet they'd get better ratings!

You know that you know nothing, you admitted it yourself!

Let me sum this infinite series, you end up burning in hell!

Socrates:
Your Methods Exhaust me, Archy, put up a better fight,

Your victory isn't logical, let me show you the light.

I practically invented knowledge, you learned from me, it's true,

I'm the original philosopher, what does your lazy ass do?

I taught Plato and Xephonon, my wits unmatched, hater,

Rhymes coming down like a meteor, call it a moon crater.

You just studied circles, can't you do better?

I'll be creating some philosophies, have fun with your levers.

MORE COMING SOON