User blog:RadicalWeavile/Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde

Kimmy Gatewood as Bonnie

EpicLloyd as Clyde

Nice Peter as Romeo

LisaNova as Juliet

Note: Clyde and Romeo's lines are bolded, Bonnie and Juliet's lines are italicized, when lineas are said in uinson, it is underlined

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BONNIE AND CLYDE!!!!!

VS

ROMEO AND JULIET!!!

BEGIN!

 B/C: Eh, Clyde, what do we have here?

''' Looks like some bitch and a closeted queer! '''

 Ah I see, well it's time to crush

 These lil’ kiddies and make their blood gush

 We were the greatest criminal minds that ever exist 

 So ya might as well drink poison and go slit ya breast, 

 Because ya must be suicidal to go against us 

 Our tale is badass, yours just sucks 

 So ya better get outta our face you little brits 

 Ya think we’re scared? Heh...we don’t give two shits!

R/J:  Of all the love stories to ever exist ours is the best known

 So stand back, homies you're about to get owned!

''' We are Shakespeare's best. One of literacies’ finest '''

 So Verona-away to your hideout in the west 

 You're rhymes are the true tragedy here 

 Our love is well known, thoughts of you disappeared 

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> Buck you two 1920 gangster wannabe fools

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> Who need to get kicked in the family jewels!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> You may seem cool and you're as sly as snakes 

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> But what light through yonder dumbass breaks?

B/C: Folks hate to read ya and I don’t blame them

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;">'' So go back to your bedroom and weep. Cum on! ''

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> We don’t need our machine guns ta shoot ya down

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> We'll just knock ya out with rhymes and knock ya 'round

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> We'll crush ya chestnuts of that Shakespearian shithead

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> and tackle this bitch and fill her ass with lead!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> No wonder people don’t care you're gone and forgotten 

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> You only think ya won 'cause you’re both spoiled rotten!

R/J: ''Threats will get you nowhere! You're criminally insane''

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> As if you could possibly cause pain 

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> O, you two are fortune's fool

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;">''' Who are truly fucking crazy if they think they're cool! '''

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> Since the beginning we've been Hinton at your defeat 

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> Everyone's glad you both got shot off the street <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> Beating you batshit burglars was definitely fun  <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> But thou and these woes were all for Rosaline.

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:200%;"> WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP


 * Smoch* AWWWWWWWWWW

BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Boonie and Clyde Romeo and Juliet