Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 20/@comment-5063363-20120504182505

Samsung VS Apple

Apple: You coppied our apps so we gave you a slap

You'll find an iphone 4s if you look under that

You'll be farting on your phones when we show the iphone5

Don't push it you bitches we'll burry you alive

Siri got stomped on too by you

Your cheap crappy plastic cases look like glue

We'll fuck up androids like we fucked up MP's douchebags

I saw one of you customers complaining about the price tags

Who would want a big ass device going back to the 1980's

Publishers haven't been impreesed with your designs lately

A is for apple rocks S is for samsung sucks

Beating up all you ducks bringing ideas bad luck!

Samsung: How many phones you got so far 1 2 3 4 5

Samsung brought out thousands before apple was alive

Samsung galaxy s 1 2 we've brought out number 3

I'd be crying right now coz we're taking the lead

Iphone5 is a rumour but your all pussies to admit

And if it ever existed we'd just come out and shit on it

We=best You=mess

We are adding more You are adding less!

Apple: Got our extra strong earphones in sorry can't hear you

I know that it hurts and I know that it's tearful

We'll send a letter to your company sewing you for stuff

And Close down your buisness coz you aint that freaking tough!

Samsung: Remember Steve Jobs, go give his ghost a blow job

Bill Gates helped us by the way hell you don't know us

Imaginary fairies dancing in your own sorrow

Your lyrics sound worse than the lyrics in tommorow

Scratch that head you mistake we hate your retaliation

Our series our that pretty you can use them for masturbation

Now go fly away up into the sky

How you think your better than us we're wondering why!