User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF Again: Slenderman vs The Monster

Woah! Two battles in a day? What the eff? MIND BLOWN! Anyways, here's the new battle. The monster from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein raps against Creepypasta character Slenderman to see who's the scariest monster of all time. Here goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Slenderman

EpicLLOYD as Frankenstein's Monster

Zach Sherwin as Freddy Krueger

Dante Cimadamore as Jeff the Killer (cameo)

The Battle:
EPICRAPBATTLESOFBACKTOTHEFUTURAMA!

THE MONSTER!

VS!

SLENDERMAAAAAN!

BEGIN!

Slenderman:
Nice to meet you, you want to play my game?

You've faded into the past, I'll have eternal fame

Nobody even calls you by your real name

I can see why, though, you're the Hunckback of Total Lame

You're just misunderstood, but I'm truly frightening

My rhymes will shock you, just like a bolt of lightning

You're not scary, you're less than a Scooby Doo monster

You're an Elephant Man created by an insane doctor

I'll stalk you in the forest and strangle you with my tentacles

So Adam, why don't you grow a pair of your own testicles?

Frankenstein's Monster:
Look who it is, the faceless phantom

Even though I'm misshapen, I'm still more handsome

I mean look at you, Slendy, you're really Something Awful

I'm not hostile, but tonight Slenderman's getting toppled

You know that I'm winning, so don't be so bitter

I created this battle, trust me, I'll be the Victor

Your raps suck so bad that I wish I was deaf

Claim your defeat and go back to your boyfriend Jeff

Slenderman:
I'm the king of the internet, you're a freak of science

You wear rags and old clothes, while my suit is stylish

I'm up there with Drac and Wolfman, the real monster giants

Plus I've impacted culture just by being Silent

You're just a broken robot version of the modern day Prometheus

But everyone around knows that by now, you're just meaningless

Frankenstein's Monster:
There's an electrical Surge running through my veins

I'm part zombie, but I still wouldn't try you for brains

This Jack Skellington wannabe is just flipping his lid

But what can else can I say if our main victims are kids?

Slenderman:
You look like Oscar the Grouch had a kid with the Hulk

But you're not even human, just a mass of leftover bulk

Frankenstein's Monster:
Oh please, you're less threatening than the Rake

Plus, everybody knows that you're entirely fake.

Slenderman:
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, and you're really deformed

You got created by a teenage girl during a storm

Frankenstein's Monster:
That's it, you think you won, but I'm really not panicking

Coming from a deranged, faceless, rapist store mannequin

Freddy Krueger:
That's it, I've had enought of you two whiny weirdos

We all know that Freddy's the one that kids fear most

One, two, Freddy's coming for you, bitches

These two witches don't got nothing on me, you're not vicious

I'm the greatest slasher in all of cinematic history

I beat Jason, Chucky, Ash, and Michael, it's no mystery

You two can burn in hell, so I'll see you there

And I'll make sure to make your death a living Nightmare

Sure I got burnt by some parents, but now I'm unstoppable

Don't even try to rap against me, you know it's impossible

Get back to your novel and your fucking memes

I promise, I'll be back. Until then, sweet dreams.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPICRAPBATTELSOFBTTF!

Poll
Who won? Slenderman Frankenstein's Monster Freddy Krueger