Talk:Batman vs Sherlock Holmes/@comment-78.20.87.75-20121126225726

Lance armstrong Vs Jean claude van damme

van damme:

Somebody has left his doormat in front of me, woops its you! How silly can i be!

So you're the stick that supposed to oppose me in rap? well, i have more ways in beating you! i'm sorry but you're just crap!

Riding bicycle all day, isn't that a bit dull? wearing tight suits looking homosexual? not that i'm against gays, I'm not giving blows! But by the way you ride, it looks like you have something stuck deep down below!

And apart from riding, your endurance race ends real soon! You and your bunch of goons,

will have to watch out when i'm kicking Because i'll Muay thai your ass off my Rap and watch you keep spinning!

I'm not like you, drugging myself to death. When i first heard you were on drugs, i thought you were on crystal meth! You're not impressive armstrong, and so is your foundation livestrong... you should better rename it into dopestrong!

Lance:

Beeing agressive are we rené? Look what the big man did in his young years... haha... Ballet!

You're the muscles from brussels? more like the face of them mussels! Your pecker is like Belgium, small in size It's so tiny that you can hardly call it a functioning device!

Sure you have the legs, the arms, and the torso... but your face... when you were born, your parents were so shocked they went airborne!

You think you're awesome? You have a black belt in FAIL! When i'm finished with you, you will run away and bail!

Jean claude van damme? doesn't ring any bell, that's because nobody knows you, so just go straight to hell!

I've beaten cancer, Build my own damn foundation! The people love me, From The USA to spain! I've won the tour the france more then once! I absorbed all the love and joy Like a sponge!

You got a knockout, knock knock still there? i'll ride over your face, burnout on your nose! It might be wrong... but you'll never forget you got driven over by a bike from Armstrong!