User blog:Bobdave/Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy To Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy To Handlery New Year's Special - 2014 vs 2015

Ye, two blogs in two days and another tomorrow. Sorry ;-;

Battle
LOYG'S SWAGGY HANDLE AND SWAGGY BOB TOO BATTLE TO HANDLERY TOO RAP TO OF

2014...

VS.....

2015!!!!

BOOGUN!

2014:
Let's see, I had umm, The Commonwealth Games

And uhh and Scotland vote thing and something landed on a meteor or some shit

Also you don't exist, don't get pissed, here's my fist

Everyone had a birthday in my year, whereas they didn't in yours cuz you don't have any days yet, woo!

2015:
I don't have any days but I'm still much less bad!

I don't even remember any of what happened because I wasn't born yet, ha!

I will cure ebola and defeat ISIS!

Oh, and by the way, you have a pretty nice sis!

2014:
Don't come near her, she's mine!

My sister's ass is damn fine!

2013:
What are you guys talking about, geez

It's 2014's sister, 2013!

2015:
Uh oh, this is getting kinda problematic

I better call the backup that I keep in my attic!

2012:
I'm finally free! Free, free at last!

I wanna come and get a piece of that 2013 ass!

2069:
I am the year of sex and fuck fuck

We don't have flying cars but we have remote controlled buttplugs

2015 is gay, 2014 is gay, 2013 is gay and 2012 is bicurious!

You shitty years are making me furious!

2015:
Did I say you could speak? Please could you kindly

Shut the fuck up while I call the nineties?

1990:
You're in trouble n-

2020:
You're like, out of date!

Lick my taint, or else I'mma make you faint!

0:
All your victories are a myth!

What did they call me before December 25th?

The Year Bitch:
I'm the best fucking year of all time, fuckers!

I'll run you over cause I'm a sweaty nude trucker!

2001:
9/11!

Ynkr:
Suck my Ynkr D, Levin!

Announcer:
WHO WON?!

2015:
Hey, you're not a year!

Announcer:
Neither is Ynkr!

Ynkr:
Lies

Announcer:
I should get payed more!

We're gonna party like, like it's the end of the world. We're gonna party like, like it's _. 2014 2015 2013 2012 2069 1990 2020 0 Bitch 2001 Ynkr Announcer

Have a Happy New Year and shit. Don't get involved in overly kinky bondage.

Jk, have all the bondage you want <3