User blog:Howtobeme/Ice King vs Elsa

Today I have a rap battle between the Ice King, Simon Petrikov and the Snow Queen, Elsa. Which one of these two rulers who were cursed with ice will preveil?

Elsa-

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, only this fool is to be seen

Ruling a kingdom of isolation and always hallutionating

You kidnap chicks, but the only chicks you got are your penguin slaves

Too stupid to give them different names, no wonder your ass gets kicked by Finn and Jake

I'm crowned as Arrendele's ruler while your crown gave you insanity

Made you scare away Betty and lose all your humanity

Now you steal princesses for a habit and and write fanfiction of Fionna and Cake

You're bluer than your skin, I'll make your goblin body shake

Ice King-

You're known to Let it Go so don't dare to beef with Simon Petrikov

You're a typical damsel in distress, saved by Anna and Kristoff

More fluffy than Marshmallow with all your lies to your sis

You struck her heart Frozen twice, only to be thawed by a kiss

This isn't the First Time in Forever where I trapped royalty in a cage

I'm immortal, you're bisexual, overpowered by this mage

One Disney bimbo down and there's many more to out-rhyme

You're corrupting kiddie minds, heaven knows you tried!

Elsa-

I conceal, don't feel, your disses are less bothering than the cold

You're harmless, a nuisance, 1,000 years too old!

There's bigger threats to be found, like Magic Man and the Lich

Call yourself a wizard? Ha, more like a witch

So here I stand in the light of day, let the storm rage on

Here's Holly Jolly Secrets Part 3 of how your chances have gone

The key is love, something you haven't quite mastered

Accidently marrying a dog, even Hans would call you a bastard

Ice King-

Like I'm the villain, you put all your subjects through hell

When you freeze-framed summer and screwed over Arendelle

You're life is Sub-Zero, dictated by rocks, and your parents had a fatality

When their ship sunk to the depths and you couldn't face the reality

You're laughably bad, call me Neptr because I'll throw a pie in your face

I'm Russian to drop bombs like the Mushroom War on your Scandinazian place

Say hi for me to Marcy's dad when I send you down to the Nightosphere

The realization will hit you in the face like it's a falling chandelier

Who Won?

Whos Next?

You Decide!

Who Won??? Elsa Ice King

Make sure to vote and leave feedback in the comments. Now for each episode there will be one cartoon character against a person from different media or historical figure. For the next episode I'll pit Mr. Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents against somebody and you'll leave a comment on who he should face. There needs to be a connection and it can't be another cartoon character.