User blog:JPhil2.0/Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler pt.III (feat. Emperor Palpatine & Hirohito)


 * opens up with Hitler killing the rancor, then the pit's door opens and a hand grabs Hitlers*

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

ADOLF HITLER

VS......

VS?

Hitler: Well I guess we win?


 * Emperor P. and Vader start laughing*

Vader: Not so fast!

THE EMPIRE

BEGIN

Hitler: Why are you two even fighting together? Don't you remember episode six? Here's a refresher!

You! *gestures to Palpatine* were attacking Luke and he cried, then Vader went ahead and threw you over the side!

as you might say "the force is strong with me" good luck trying to beat me in part 3!

Vader: I've never known a more wretched hive of scum and villany? But you fighting alongside your yellow friend? Are you kidding me?! *Hirohito waves*

Especially him with his girly silk robes, and your failed strides to take over the globe!

Hitler didn't your daddy ever teach you to shave? Hirohito this bitch isn't worth your save!

Hirohito: Konnichiwa. I am Hirohito. It was my pleasure pulling you out of that pit bro. *salutes to hitler*

We can down your Death Star with our Pearl Harbour attack, our vessels are so powerful they're hard to track!

I don't think you can withstand both Japan and Germany! Our victory will go down in history!

Palpatine: Good, good unleash your hate. I hope you two had fun getting baked!

It seems that the empire does strike back. It was almost as messy as the A-bomb attack!

You better start quick with your eveacuation, beacuse you're going to face this fully operational battle station!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!