User blog:Mystical Trixter/Kakka Karrot Kake vs Superman 64: Epic Rap Battles of Firebrand Off Season

I dunno, I had this idea at school, and figured I might as well do off seasons... so ye...

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND (Off season)

KAKKA KARROT KAKE

VERSUS

SUPERMAN 64

BEGIN

Kakka Ka-k-k-... Kabbage?:
When I fight you you'll end up like Freezy-pops, Superman,

Do you really think you'll win? As if, because I am real super sand!

Have you wondered why you're always with Lois and still a virgin? Duh,

It's because you are always acting demickey, just like Virginia!

The Demonvault will be unleashed and crush this puny Titus bust,

I'll beat you faster than when you glitch and do a pelvic thrust!

I'm loved by Youtubers, you're hated by gamers, I got this in the bag!

You go near me I'll just elbow you while I am saying "Ew, fag."

Superman 64:
Darn you, Kakka Karrot Kake, don't you know super pooper scoopers aren't real?

You elbowed your son when he just wanted to love you, dude, what's your deal?

I'll collect my power-ups and beat you with them, but then I'll need to recharge,

Toss you out of town even more than I toss cars that are about THIS large!

I'll beat you with one slap, I can do anything that you can't

Compared to you I'm as strong as THIS big of an ant!

You destroy the world in your series, I save mine from all kinds of bad things,

You're just not a challenge and no fun, right now I'd rather be flying through rings!

Kakka Krabby Patty:
I bet you're scared of me and that I am one of your biggest fears

Youtubers that play you go on hiatus and don't come back for years!

I'll pull an AVGN and hurl your shitty fucking ass right into the sun!

You're as weak as Kristen Stewart and you're nothing but a Kaio-kunt!

Superman 64:
What are you, insayian?! You're still trying to beat me, bitch?

You're so spazzy and weird that I thought that you were a glitch!

Your hair makes you look gay, while my hoops show off my awesome spins!

I'm like the Lex Luthor of this fight because I am always the one who wins!

Outro & Poll
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE... BECAUSE I GOT ALL THE SEASONS PLANNED OUT...

EPIC *Glitching and spazzing* REIasthaeaAP B-b-b-bATTLES oooooooF FI...

REBRAND!!

Who won

Kakka... K-k-k-... umm... Faggot...

Superman 64