User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Bullshit Connections: Flash Gordon vs Commissioner Gordon

battle of gordons

starring
Flash Gordon as Flash Gordon

Commisoner Gordon as  Batman gordon

Gabe Newell as No one

Munkee as BackToTheFuturama

Wandro as This Guy

Everyone as Gordon

Battle
RAPO BATTL OF BULSHIT.

FLASH GORDON

VERSUS

BATMAN

BEGIN!

Flash Gordon:

I am singing loudly, call it a space opera

against a psychotic comissoner, call it bad, lalala

I was in 3D, you were in Gotham City

Let me start from the beginning, your animoo is shitty

Gordon:

What? who the fuck are you

I don't remember what you do

You're probably just a greasy sleezed up fool

I'm the best comissoner, I help batman, too

So piss off with your rhymes, call me mr. freeze, cuz I'm cool

Gordon Freeman:

...

BTTF:

Yo, I was just demote, but I'm on top of my game

against two hair-ass Gordon's who don't even know their first name

who cares about freeman, I sure don't give a shit

Flash Gordon is so obscure, he should really just quit

Gordon:

I am black, and a slave

this is no time for naked games

Call this battle the Lyons, because I have escaped

~Gordon Leaves~

Gordon Freeman:

...

Gordon the Big-Ass Engine

Toot Toot motherfuckers, I'm coming in hot like coal

I'll show these other Gordons what exactly I stole

I'll beat you all so bad they'll make a gordon-flavored chocolate

I'll beat you all in a race after this, I got this rap battle in my pocket

~Gordon pulls the RBoBC logo out of his pocket~

Outro
WHO WON

NOBODY

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