Christmas Elves

"We ain't slaves! All that sand turned your brain to mush!"

- The Elves

Three Elves appeared in Epic Rap Battles of History 27. They helped Santa Claus in his battle against Moses. They are all played by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rappers
Elves are little people who work for Santa Claus and make the toys in their workshop for him to deliver to all the good little children. They can also perform magic. They also do other chores like feeding the reindeers. Elves typically represent joy and Christmas cheer.

Lyrics
(Elves in bold)

Verse 2:
Elf # 1:

We ain't slaves!

Elf # 2:

All that sand turned your brain to mush

Santa:

I think you need to stop smoking all that "Burning Bush"

Elf # 1:

Yeah, we're magical workers, man

Elf # 3:

We hang with reindeers

Elf # 2:

Yo, here's a GPS

Elf # 3:

Who gets lost for forty years?

Santa:

You're a glorified secretary, so write this down

Elf # 1:

Begat Deez Nutz

Santa:

Santa Claus is comin' to town

Trivia

 * The Elves are also played by Lloyd in Nice Peter's music video Santa is a Gangsta.
 * Lloyd had to wear shoes on his knees and kneel down in order to properly portray the Elves.