User blog:WonderPikachu12/Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum and Pikachu. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History

Yay, another rap battle idea I didn't come up with. The next one will be original, I promise. :P

Not, like anyone even reads these, haha~

I'm so lonely... :(

One idea is that Ash raps with his Kanto/Johto outfit while he dances in the back with his Kanto/Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova outfits.

'Gotta rap battle 'em all! The founder of the theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, and the star of the Pokémon anime and the mascot of Pokémon, Ash Ketchum and Pikachu, battle to see who is the true master of evolution.'

EpicLLOYD as Charles Darwin

Anthony Padilla as Ash Ketchum

Ian Hecox as Pikachu

nicepeter as Professor Oak (cameo at "Personally, compared to you, I prefer Professor Oak." and "Your precious professor sure is the smarter guy /Since he can't figure out if you're a girl or a boy.")

Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOEPDJ0igwg

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ASH KETCHUM

VS

CHARLES DARWIIIIIN

BEGIN!

(Starts with him turned around, rapping slow to the tune of the first Pokémon opening)

Ketchum: I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

You really think that you can beat me?

(turns around)

Dammit, dude, your name is Charles!

I've traveled across many lands, and I've beaten many saps

You can never taken me on, bitch. I master in Pokéraps

My own show based off a game got a game based off of it

And meanwhile this fossil dug up fossils for a habit

There's one-hundred and fifty or more to see

Stick to figuring out the explains of the birds and the bees

I'm iconic, people only know your name

You need 2BA Master to master my games

Darwin: Looks like a wild Charles Darwin has appeared

Like your Charizard, I'll leave you burnt and seared

It's only natural I'm selected as the better belligerent

They've picked the wrong one as the Pokémon representative

This isn't just another Pokémon battle you've played

Never even once have you ever been laid

You've been ten years old for way too long

And your raps put me to sleep like one of Jigglypuff's songs

(Ash Ketchum turns around his hat)

Ketchum: You can't take on a Pokémon Master, fool!

I'll take your ass back to Trainer's school!

You lonely old dolt! Face the power of two!

(Title card of Pikachu)

Pikachu, I choose you!

Pikachu: I'll shock you so hard with just Thunderbolt

With your health issues, you're sure to feel that jolt

Ketchum: You fucked your cousin? You sure are one to talk

Pikachu: Personally, compared to you, I prefer Professor Oak

Ketchum: I've got a team of Pokémon! What about you?

Pikachu: We'll leave you looking like versions Black and Blue

Go hide on those islands of yours

Ketchum: While we conquer the world!

Pikachu: And while you're stuck with your cousin

Ketchum: I'll be getting four girls

Thunderbolt, Quick Attack, Volt Tackle, Iron Tail

Pikachu: We'll leave you in bed looking pale

We're a dream team! We'll win any day!

Ketchum: A.K.A.: A.K.

Ketchum and Pikachu: Just kicked your A!

Darwin: You can't fight your own battles? This victory's in my pocket

You're always getting fooled by that stupid Team Rocket

I'm a true Englishman, one whom you cannot bout

You think you're a star? It's Pikachu that the show is about

Your precious professor sure is the smarter guy

Since he can't figure out if you're a girl or a boy

Should've stopped at Gen. 2, you've gotten too old

Now watch as my Thinking Path becomes Victory Road

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

(to the tune of 'Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!)

EPIC RAP BATTLES

EPIC RAP BATTLES

OF HISTORY!

Who won? Ash Ketchum and Pikachu Charles Darwin

ASH KETCHUM AND PIKACHU: Hey there! I'm Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town! And this is my buddy, Pikachu! ("Pika!") We come from the Pokémon franchise. I star in the anime with him as my partner, and Pikachu is represented as the mascot of the whole series! ("Pi, pikachu!") The anime had a big impact on the games, you know. They changed several designs on Pokémon, influenced Pokémon to say their names, and even is the reason Pikachu became the mascot for Pokémon! There was even a game based off the anime, Yellow, to coincide with versions Red, Green, and Blue. Since then, there have been many new games from Gold and Silver to Black and White, all with new Pokémon for me to catch! ("Pika pi...") Oh, right, haha. I've been on a Pokémon journey for as long as I can remember, traveling from Kanto to Unova! I've made many friends like Brock, Misty, May, and more! As well, there is this evil trio from Team Rocket named Jessie, James, and Meowth, who really want to steal my Pikachu! ("Chu!!") ...also, I've been ten years old for...well, forever. Oh, well. Just means I can become a Pokémon Master sooner! Gotta catch 'em all! ("Pikachu!")

CHARLES DARWIN: Charles Darwin here. Born 1809. I'm a naturalist, meaning I face reality and fucking explain it. Beat that. As a naturalist, I created the natural selection theory. You know of that picture of those line of apes slowly turning in a human? Yeah, that's because of me. You see, on a boat ride for about a dozen years aboard the HMS Beagle, in which I became quite the celebrity, I came across a series of islands. There, I found several birds and mammals that were clearly of the same species but differently shaped. I began to research this, and created the theory of evolution. I wrote several books on this, like On the Origin of Species and The Descent of Man. I also married my cousin, although I was hesitant as marrying would take away from my research. We had about ten kids, two of which died as infants and one which died at the age of ten. Their deaths pushed me into abandoning my Christianity. Yeah, I was a Christian when I came up with the theory of evolution. Suck it. Eventually, I died from heart stress, which I got from pushing myself so hard in my research. Yeah, I died working hard on something that actually made an impact on the world. I doubt you will.