User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/Spider-Man vs Tarzan. Epic Rap Battles of Grinch episode 6.

Hello! Welcome to another installment of my battles. After the success of my last battle it has really given me confidence on writing more of these. I already have my next few battles planned out and I'm already writing the next one. Gosh it feels good. Anyway, enjoy the battle and suggest what I should do in the upcoming months.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GRINCH!

TARZAN

VERSUS!!!

Spider-Man!!!!!

BEGIN!

= Spider-Man =

Who's that swinging in the sky? It's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

I can swing faster and fly higher than this George of the Jungle ripoff ever can!

My Spidey rhymes will knock you out like KAPOW!!!

Not even Rosie O'Donnell can save you now!

I'm busy defending the mean streets of New York City.

You are busy trying to cure your bestiality!

I'm defeating Goblins, Lizards, Rhinos and Symbiotes every day!

AaaaaAAAaaaaaahhhh!! What even is your scream anyway?

= Tarzan =

Listen here Pete I'm sure you're here to battle,

but to me you are nothing but skinny cattle!

The Mangani will crush you harder than Octavius' lab!

It's really no wonder why your films, comics and tv shows are such drab!

My raps are Maximum Carnage to you all over again.

I should call Clayton, he'll shoot you dead just like your Uncle Ben.

You talk shit about my love life so let's talk about yours.

The Black Cat, marijuana and a dead girl, now who's the man-whore?

= Spider-Man =

If This Be My Destiny to take down a man gorilla,

Call me Kraven, I'm hunting down Jane and The Killer!

You're nothing but an outsider in your own kin!

Even your whole name means white-skin!

= Tarzan =

How dare you threaten my son and my own name!

I'll maroon your sorry ass to Spider-Island and set it aflame!

It is such a shame for Marvel, Sony and children galore,

Because I just made Spider-Man No More.

Who won? Comment suggestions below!
Who won? Spider-Man Tarzan