Terminator vs Robocop



Terminator vs Robocop will be the fifty-fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the ninth episode of Season 4. It will feature cyborg assassin from its eponymous film series, Terminator, rapping against cyernetically enhanced police officer Robocop. It will be released June 22nd, 2015.

Cast
Nice Peter as RoboCop

EpicLLOYD as Terminator

??? as Ellen Murphy

RoboCop:
My heart was surely broken after Terminator 3!

I'm RoboCop and I got the flow to beat roided-out C-3PO!

I got the mind-control like alt, delete... your move, creep!

Terminator:
Wrong. I have detailed files for the conclusion of your trilogy.

That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry!

I am T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101,

And I'll be sweeping up your Robo-bits like paperclips when I'm done!

My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and GAT's and grenades

That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg!

We're not the same! You peel away! I perfectly stimulate super computers!

You look like crime wearing a cold pressed juicer!

They left off your balls when your suit was created.

Ellen Murphy:
I still love you, Alex.

Terminator:
Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated!

Based on my detailed analysis of the lyrical structure of battle raps,

It's time for your next shit verse, and then I'll be back.

RoboCop:
You don't know love; you don't know honor.

You only know of program robot boner for John Connor.

(Uh!) OCP gave me the skills to rap this.

I can't help it if I crash; it's my prime directive!

Terminator:
I'll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal chords,

And then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge!

RoboCop:
Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw.

What can go wrong for you will, creep: Murphy's law!

Terminator:
Chill out, dickwad. Your emotions are wrecking your flow.

I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode!

You're too slow! I'm more of a steamed machine than a barista!