User blog:Joshuakrasinski/ariel vs gooby

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!

ARIEL VS....... GOOBY!!!!!!!!!!! BEGIN!

Ariel
Disney's aquatic princess is making a big splash,

like a ship your gonna crash,

your married to a bald moron white thing don't know what you see in him.

sailing into you like moana your fate is grim,

you were a good channel  but shima went and vanished,

then doopie left you should be banished,

your hubbie should make like sebastion and kiss the girl,

you can't even talk so try and rap come on give it a whirl,

Gooby
this goofy mermaid hybird swimming into the sea,

you can't compare to golden gooby,

i got a sister who loves me your sister don't,

don't try to win this battle you just won't,

i'll be doing the dance like when i met dolan when i win this battle,

it's time for me to ride you with a saddle,

your father may be the king of the sea,

but i'm gonna take his trident and stab him in his non exsistant knees,

Ariel
I took a down a giant sea witch,

now i have to face this bitch?,

i was in wreck it ralph 2 i'm one of disney's biggest box office sucess stories,

i'll impale you with a ship this is gonna get gory,

my voice is amazing you never sing at all,

i'm gonna have som fun at the beach i'll have a ball,

i wom this rap battle just leave it be,

for you'll never beat this princess from under the sea,

Gooby
me and dolan are married now your sequel was sub par,

i will chop you up and serve your limba at a sushi bar,

your just a big fish tailed red haired bitch,

atleast said by the nostalgia chick,

spoiler alert in the original story you die,

even though we live in water my sparks are gonna fly,

i can hold my nose and sing underwater,

i'm a beloved wife so why even bother,

Ariel
It's seems we need to solve this matter some other time,

cause it seems we are equal at rhymes,

so i think we all can see,

a second rap battle is what we need,

so what do you say wanna go for round 2,

Gooby
well ariel i can see,

if you want a second battle a second there will be,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *Splash* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!