User blog:Firebrand794/Super Mysterious vs. Irate Gamer, Epic Rap Battles of Randomness

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!!!!

IRATE GAMER!

VS.

SUPER MYSTERIOOOOOOOOOOOUS!

BEGIN!

Super Mysterious:

Your game reviews are lame reviews! I could do better,

This isn't rap, it is my personal you suck letter.

Your face looks like a porkchop! I bet you work at Ihop!

Call me Vince because I will put your face in a Slapchop!

You couldn't be in a war. But I am allowed to go to the shore

I bet you review games because your mommy is a poor whore.

Your fat, I'm not Fat, I'm Scat like the Scatman.

I'm so cool you should call me the Batman.

Irate Gamer:

Scat can mean shit, so I can agree with you on that,

I bet it took you three weeks to think of that rap.

Your dumbass got banned because you suck so much,

When you saw me coming you shoulda kept your door shut.

I beat both Hal 9000 and R.O.B you'll be easy as hell to beat

No one liked you shit battles, not even trolling fucking Meat!

AVGN is afraid of me, he can't even speak of my name

So get the fuck of my property! Cause you'll never match my fame!

Super Mysterious:

Your name should be I Rape Gamers, because that's what you do!

You suck! You are a duck! My mom doesn't let me say F&$@

I liked E.T so go and die, you jerk. Go get some work. Learn how to Twerk!

You and your fattyness are stupid, and I am Super Mysterious!

Irate Game:

Those so called “verses”didn't even rhyme, you little shit!

And you can't even fucking say fuck? What are you, a 3 year old fucking twit!

I may have ripped off AVGN but at least I have a fucking brain, dickcheese,

It's “fustrating” that you have the balls to say you're the next ER fucking B!

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!!!! 

'''*Some other announcer* Epic rap battles of randomness!*regular announcer* HEY! THAT'S MY LINE, ASSHOLE! * kills other announcer * EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS'''

 Who won? Super Mysterious Irate Gamer