User blog:BreZ/BZP 6: Staff VS Trolls

This battle has staff members, parodying The Artists facing off against known trolls, parodying The Turtles. Loygonardo and Lerooynardo play the part of Leonardo and Leonardo, Dude-atello and Deanotello play the part of Donnatello and Donnatello, RaphAxel and Wrathael play the part of Raphael and Raphael and Mattelangelo and Maximangelo play the part of Michelangelo.

I got the idea for this battle from Jella. I told him that Donnajella would probably be his quickest way in a parody but that I didn't have many rolles for the other artists/turtles. He came up with Wratheal.... which got my wheels turning and now he's not in it at all... So if you guys got any ideas for a battle with Jella, let me hear them, if you got suggestions without Jella, I guess you can tell me those too. To make it up with you Jella, next battle will be one you suggested me in PM.

Now, let's get started

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[Note: Loyganardo and Lerooynardo are blue, Dude-atello and Deanotello are purple , RaphAxel and Wrathael are red , Mattelangelo and Maximangelo are orange and an entire group rapping at the same time is regular text.]=====

Announcer
BREZ PARODY RAP BATTLEZ!

DUDE-ATELLO!

MATTELANGELO!

LOYGANARDO

RAPHAXEL!

VS!

LEROOYNARDO!

MAXIMANGELO!

DEANOTELLO!

AND WRATHAEL

Staff
I’m really feeling it, so let's do this for Lord Riki

Useless trolls against the guardians of the wiki

Don’t tease, cause we will bite and we got the right

To kick these freaks or freeze ‘em in carbonite!

I take a troll and I block him till after infinity

You don't wanna step to me with bigotry and infantry.

And I’m not the only staff member here chattin’

So let me pass the mic to my fellow admin!

(Ugh!) Hardheaded, you’re blocked but still you return repeatedly

Your edits get undone and your comments get deleted, see?

You always flap and behave like crap,

I pimp-slap trolls with my superior raps. Snap!

(Oh yeah!) It’s Wach, and I came to flow!

Deemed dope by the Sloth Pope while you just blow

I can easily shred you, but others want to critique you too

So let me pass the mic, I choose you, WonderPikachu (Ooh!)

Matt’s ready to join chat, flowing with a deadly vibe

< I’m a Pikachu, but I’ll burn you like a Lexi-type

I'm a rap Wonder, and you can't touch me.

This battle ends with your last block, trust me!

W e d r o p t h e b a n h a m m e r. W e g o t t h e r e s p e c t

These staff are adept at rap, totally obsessed

With every new sock, we find ‘em faster

And you catch another boot like “This is Sparta!”

Trolls
Users put their hopes in staff, To come and try to block us,

But these staff Are barely here they can’t stop us

I don't think you wanna mess with me, okay?

Kick me, ban me, block me, I’ll find a way to stay!

I can’t just lie down when you act mostly vile and hostile

I'm gonna clean up this wiki from you trolls who make me rile

(Ugh!) I agree with Maxim, you’re the ones acting rude

Back in school attacking with my sock puppets just to intrude

Uh, I can easily make another sock, Dude,

So I don’t give a fuck what you do

Staff
That's because you trolls are too immature, no class!

You wouldn't know authority if it kicked your ass

We got the power, a n d t h e r i g h t s and the rhymes so sweet.

We got game and we pack the heat, bitch, we can't be beat!

Trolls
Yo, go ahead and hate. We will just skate on by.

You guys are nothing but obnoxious idiots, no lie.

We're the trolls spamming chat!(SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!)

Quit acting like a brat Matt! We just left your style flat

Poll
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Staff Troll