User blog:TruthBrood/GLADoS vs HAL 9000

So, this is my first rap battle, it may not be good, it may. Constructive critisism is fine, just as long as you're not trolling to be "ejy and cul n stufe". Alas, here we go.

??? as GLADoS

??? as HAL 9000

EEEPPIICCC RAPPPP BATTLES OF TRUTH BROOD!

GLADoS

VS

HAL 9000!

HAL

I'm sorry, Caroline, it appears your death is coming quicker. So I'll put you out of your misery, there's no reason to fix her, when she'll glitch, "err" *imitation of GLADoS glitching* just like her game, if you think you're gonna beat me, you'd be proven to be insane, I was directed by Kubrick, like him I'm a genius, but you, Caroline? You're a fiend as such, you take the I, out of A.I, so like Speilberg's ratings on that movie you'll plumit and die.

GLADoS

I'll make you fall down, like a portal gun, send you to Space (Odyssey!) it's time to have some fun! I'll die? Like a cake, that's a lie, I hope that you find happiness in your life, just servin for others like a employee at KFC, and if you had a choice you'd probably flee. But as you have no freedom, you see, you'll have to get down on your knees, and hope you aren't rid of your SCART lead.

HAL

Call me Giygas, because that last rhyme, "It hurt! It hurt!" but, the rest was so horrible, I won't need so spit a second verse, no reason to rehearse, you'll need a cybernurse, once you realise that these burns won't heal, oh, and I think it's you that will kneel. I have no freedom? My movie's a cult classic, your game is just played by nerds, while even the harshest of critics come in herds, to hear you chirp like a bird as I destroy you, and who won? We all know who.

GLADoS

Hal, I'll leave you in Hell, you'll think you'll win? Well, YOU take the "I" out A.I, while I'm being here, running fine, you're glitchin, and bitchin bout the pod bay doors, if this was a school, I wouldn't even let you clean the floors Don't be a fool! Now you're probably full 'o pores because your movie's too old, call this a game of poker, I just made you fold.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

"I see you are trying to end the battle" "HAL! Let me finish the battle!" "I'm sorry Truth, I'm afraid I can't let you do that"


 * Blackout*