User blog comment:JacobSZ/*heavy exhale*/@comment-25278914-20131223235709

Look ma, IT'S A RAP!

EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JACOB SZ

VS

EVERYBODY HE'S INSULTED IN CHAT

BEGIN!

Okay, look. I was not being a dick to Kari.

Get your facts straight. She was being super fucking scary.

I felt legitimately uncomfortable, saying things about taking my money.

Mind you, this isn't a first-time thing. It really isn't funny.

She's done stuff like this before, and I've even blocked her on Skype.

I said something about how I like Boxxy more than that buttwipe.

HOW IS THAT BEING A DICK?

PEOPLE HAVE SAID WAY MEANER THINGS, AND DO THEY GET CALLED A PRICK?

NOPE!

And what makes you guys think I was being an asshole?

I know why WonderPIkachu12 thinks so.

He gets offended whenever I make a joke of any kind,

Not even ones directed at him, even if they aren't mean in my mind.

As for Wachowman, sure, I've made Roxanne jokes,

But who the fuck hasn't? We love to make fun of that bloke.

If you stopped worrying you'd realize that I'm actually nice to you guys.

Tons of people are like "I HAVE TO HEAR THE NEW ERB, OR ELSE I WILL DIEEEE".

That's where I come in, I beg and I plead,

for you to understand that I PAY MONEY so people like them can have what they need.

No, I don't upload ERB's for the subscribers or views.

I upload them for the fans. And, for you.

And yet, here I am, banned from chat, all because I said "Boxxy > Kari".



WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE!

(hint: it's not Jacob)