User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.67: Aquaman vs Neptune

Right here we go!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

AQUAMAN

VS

NEPTUNE

BEGIN!

Aquaman

It's the blonde bombshell, here to stop another supervillain.

Who the fuck are you? Oh! Not another Poseidon fill in.

Were you sent here by Black Manta or Ocean Master?

Either way, you will still be classed as a human disaster.

You banged Medusa and accidentally created some horses, oh please.

Don't forget about your pirate son, who sailed past the pillar of Hercules.

You're only good at being a black dog meaning you're as useless as a haddock.

But you must be a phony dude, as the only Neptune I know, is a giant gas planet.

Neptune

The god of the sea has arrived to kill this joke of a sea creature.

You are in my school now, fish boy, about to learn something from this teacher.

First things first Arthur, you were created to be a massive joke.

Now you're getting your own movie, you think you're a big bloke.

But you can't defeat this roman legend, you piece of DC trash.

You had sex with some barnacles, they gave you a terrible rash.

I will sacrifice you to the gods like I did with some bulls.

But not before I take your trident and kick you in the balls.

Aquaman

Call me what you like, as I am the king of Atlantis.

I'll call my super friends and squash you like a mantis.

With my superhuman strength and my telepathically powers.

But I have to go now bitch, I'm being called to the Watchtower.

Neptune

Leaving this battle so soon, much like a fish out of water.

While you were marrying Mera, I was banging your daughter.

I'm going to pull the plug to this battle and watch you flush down the drain.

Right after I stab you with your trident and snap your scaly back just like Bane.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

