User blog:NightFalcon9004/Neil Armstrong vs Lance Armstrong. Epic Fanmade Battles of History 3.

Happy 12/12/12!

First man on the moon, Neil Armstrong, and 7-time Tour de France winner, Lance Armstrong, rap against each other to see who is the stronger Armstrong.

Nice Peter as Lance Armstrong

Lloyd Ahlquist as Neil Armstrong

Beat starts on 0:16, Lance's part.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

LANCE ARMSTRONG!

VS

NEIL ARMSTRONG!

BEGIN!

Lance:

Eat my dust, Neil! You'll never catch up to me. I'm restless!

Inhaling just one gasp will make your whole throat breathless

I'll break you like my world records, so you should just choke

Cause when it comes to rhythm, I'm also known for being dope

Quit your moon-walk, you crazy astro-nut. You should be moon-running

Even your buddy Buzz pissed his suit when he saw me coming

You just pranced on the moon while I could cycle that ground

I'll outrun the whole human race, and I'm more than earthbound!

Neil:

Houston, we have a problem. There's a little girl here on her bike

Not to mention the use of drugs that won't help you in this fight

I'll knock through your thick helmet with just my fist

You took more than enough steroids, you cheating bicyclist

While you're touring France, I took a trip to the moon invasion

And I also landed my shuttle into your wife's station

I'd like to see you do zero-air when I'm in zero-gravity gear

I won't just beat you by the mile. I'll be beating you by lightyears!

Lance:

I'm more muscular, more masculine. I've got more testicles than you

I've battled cancer and won. This will be a piece of cake too

Don't be mocking me. Once I'm off, nothing will be blocking me

Call mission control when I get going, cause there's no stopping me

So much energy in me that I won't be outlasted

I can run a whole marathon and still kick your ass then

I'm tighter than my clothes. My motion's so fast, it makes you sick

I win my competitions. All you do is collect rocks and sticks

Neil:

That's one small step for man, one giant leap on your face

Once I planted the flag on the surface, I owned all of space

I'm an American hero who made history. Your health recovery's a mystery

You got banned and stripped of your titles, so your career is a misery

I'll be relaunched to the sky now as I move on

3, 2, 1, liftoff. I'm going infinity and beyond

[Neil Armstrong enters the rocket which shoots him upwards into space]

Announcer:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EEEEEEEPIC...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!