User blog:Iamthelegion/Carl Friedrich Gauss vs Lord Byron

Since wikia won't let me do my Wikimon blog (3 tries, all fails) I have decided to continue my ERB worthy battles series. It features champion of Romanticism Lord Byron against Princeps Mathematicorum, prince of the Enlightenment, Carl Friedrich Gauss.

NOTE: Byron changes rhyming schemes sporadically, because that's what he did in his poems.

The Battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ERB WORTHINESS!!!

Carl Friedrich Gauss

VERSUS

LORD

GEORGE

BYRON

Gauss:
It's the princeps mathematicorum to beat a romantic

My globl contributions outweigh your war antics

Don't you know, I'm more magnetic then 1 million Gauss

Hopefully this incestual fool will survive his impending loss

THE mathematician of enlightenment, you frivolous poet

You Edgar'd Allan's Poe and the whole world knows it

Take your Scottish barony and your English Bards

Beating this German prince is impossibly hard

YOu want some conjecture? Here's a Gaussian stack

I will beat you so badly you can call me Mad Jack

Byron:
Halt Gauss! You are heading towards Darkness

My legacy will never die, call it Jack Harkness

Who needs Carl Gauss? Screw the Enlightenment

I certainly would, but I hath bit the bullet

I know all the rumors, I'll start righting it

And my leg? I won't let some math man pull it

Take credit for this battle, call me Tukey and Cooley

Though my credit is due, since you rap so poorly

I will be your own personal mineral of Krypton

Leave you questioning life more than he of Chillon

Gauss:
This bisexual hypocrite dares to defame me?

Changing rhyme schemes too, he's crazy

In all senses of the term I have heard

Unlike William, you are not worth your word

I have more DISSertations than you have poems

Theories and laws too, and everybody knows em

With my diverse contributions to math and science

I'm intellectual, your into small boys and violence

Byron:
Woe is me, woe is me, I had to sit through another verse

I can do this sexier than Don Juan, no need to rehearse

A profligate Baron, adventurous like Childe Harold

Fast Rapping:
I guess I shall amend it to English Bards, Scotch Reviewers and German Mathematicians

I'm on the popular side this time, unlike with John Cartwright's petition

I awoke one morning and found myself famous, an admission

A war hero against some useless unsexual nerd, unfair

This will result in your death, call this Lara or the Corsair

Flow more seamless than Cain, your less durable than linoleum

WHen mathematicians start rapping, sic transit gloria proleum

Outro:
THat's it

WHo won? Lord Byron Carl Friedrich Gauss