User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 9: Dr. Dre vs Martin Luther King, Jr.

In the fifth re-installment of Awesome Rap Battles, civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. faces off against rapper and producer Dr. Dre to see which black "dr" is better.

Info
Originally released: May 10, 2014

Characters: Dr. Dre, Martin Luther King, Jr.

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.!

VERSUS!

DR. DRE!

BEGIN!

Dr. Dre:

I'm a thug, a G, a real mean muthafucka, watch out,

Straight outta Compton, bitch, I'll shoot yo ass down,

I gave the world Slim Shady, records, and sick tunes,

You got your house blown up, then lit your fuse,

I'll punch you with a paci-fist; you're a baby, hard try-er,

You may have gotten noticed, but you didn't put out the fire,

I’ve unleashed the Doggs, to me, you’re just messy,

And you’ll go down in history as the fattest Trekkie,

You won't survive to see the Aftermath, easy win,

This is Nuthin' But a G Thang, you rap like Weezy kid,

I'm a dirty bastard, yet flows are clean, smooth and nice,

I'll make you an Ice Cube, and you'll melt like Vanilla Ice.

Martin Luther King Jr:

This will go down in history, as my second greatest day,

Cause it's a whole 24 hour celebration, to fuck with Dre,

You run the streets, Andre? Bitch please! I am them!

I had 99 problems; don't think you can handle 'em,

You're too caught up in your friends' work, to do your own.

My words will be freed at last today, it shall be known;

That you need more than a doctor with how you did Relapse,

While my name stays mighty, you're bound to collapse,

Take your friends and cronies, and shove them in your ass,

No one’s been a bigger sellout, than this the king of trash,

I'll kick Jay-Z, Kanye, Snoop, and your cronies, you turd!

At least I can change the world without saying the n-word!

Dr. Dre:

You think this shit's a game, muthafucka? It ain't even,

I'll give your ass nightmares with the disses I'm weavin',

Shock rap, static, I’ll make another pansy enter panic,

And I don’t even need to go and pull out my automatic,

You're nuthin' but a thief, all your words you've stolen,

Don't fucking ever step to me if you can't take a bullet.

Martin Luther King Jr:

I didn’t get equality to hear about your ghetto crap,

Write down what I’m saying, and keep it with your plaques,

I have dream, that you'll finish your album, out at last,

I'll take your headphones, use them to Beats your ass!

Violence isn't the answer, but I'll still verbally bruise,

You're just jealous, cause they all forgot about you!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who won? Dr. Dre Martin Luther King, Jr.