User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.76: Noah vs Dr. Dolittle

The long awaited return!

Here we go!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

NOAH

VS

DOCTOR DOLITTLE

BEGIN!

Noah

Ah! I've finally found the reason why God flooded the Earth.

To get rid off the likes of you, 'cause the world needed to rebirth.

I have been blessed by God, so let me scream and shout.

I put a curse on my own son, so this battle is going to be a washout.

I survived 40 days and 40 nights on my homemade ark,

Saved 2 of each animal, you couldn't reach the same mark.

I'm the 10th generation, just take a look at my family tree.

My name means rest and that's what is about to proceed.

Dr. Dolittle

I know I can talk to animals because I can hear you.

I'm Doctor Dolittle and I've brought my animal crew,

To protect me from drunken slobs. Oh wait that's you!

I've never seen anything like it, so go get him Too-Too.

I am the original drag doctor, I saved an abused seal.

You survived a bit of water, big fucking deal!

You're either into beastiality or the oldest living furry.

I would make up my mind but I'm not in a hurry.

Noah

Listen up John, you run your vets practice like a circus.

Protecting wild animals, is that your only purpose?

My motherfucking ark was built out of gopherwood.

Just fuck off back to the moon and do us all some good.

Dr. Dolittle

Your children found you lying naked in a fucking tent.

They told me it was tiny, are you sure you're not bent?

Let me laugh one more time before I make my last judgement.

So let me end this battle by burning up the old testament.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

