User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.22: Tony Hawk vs Tiger Woods

time for another battle

I wonder what amazing lyrics will appear.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TONY HAWK

VS

TIGER WOODS

BEGIN!

Tony Hawk

Let me just tailslide right in.

Tony Hawk here, pulling of kickflips and nosegrinds, to put you in a real spin.

I'm the original pro skater, what on earth are you?

Pretending to be a professional golfer, at the age of two.

You're in the birdhouse now, there no escaping.

Put down the golf club, and try something else, why not ice skating?

Time to show of my moves, here comes a McTwist.

I wanna ask one question, why do you even exist?

Tiger Woods

Tony, I'm bringing you along for a wild wacky ride.

While you're mostly indoors. I'm in the countryside.

Your biggest failure was police academy 4.

Scoring eagles and birdies, look out, FORE!

Currently destorying the PGA tour.

Go back to your fourth wife, you fucking whore.

You're the biggest jackass, the world has ever saw.

Looks like you just attached four wheels to a see-saw.

Tony Hawk

It's time to make you jump, ollie!

Everyone know you had an affair, you're just naughty.

When I rap hard, I destory the half-pipe.

For your information, I been sleeping with your wife.

Tiger Woods

You're playing with my emotions, Tony.

Everyone knows you watch my little pony.

Add a S to your name, and you become shit.

You better quiet down, or you become my next hit.

Lewis Hamilton

ARGH! EVERYONE SHUT UP, YOU'RE BOTH DRIVING ME ROUND THE BEND.

Tony, you're just a failure to the new hoverboard trend.

And let's talk about you Tiger. What's your real name?

Eldrick Tont Woods, that would get you to all star fame.

The formula 1 driver, here to speed things up.

Two spoiled brats, holding up their big heavy cup.

Now shut up, grow up, both grow a pair.

Lewis Hamilton is out, back to the magic square!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

