User blog:Left 4 speed/King Henry VIII vs Taylor Swift

I would like to thank Segamad66 for his contribution. We have been working on this battle since 2016. Without him, this would never be made possible.

Cast:

Segamad66 as King Henry VIII

Left 4 speed as Taylor Swift

EPIC RAP BATTLES HISTORY

King Henry VIII

VS

Taylor Swift

Begin

King Henry VIII:

It's the world most known Tudor King, Henry VIII.

Rapping against a blonde who goes on date after date.

You're a country singer who think that they are just fearless.

When infact, you duo with your crush and called it just business.

You must be loking if you weren't gonna Seymour men.

But the only think going up your ass, is my massive Big Ben.

Now I'm dominating this battle, like I dominate my wives, and the church.

While you start selling dolls of yourself and claim it as popular merch.

Taylor Swift:

Heard you live in a castle, bitch I live in a mansion

You're a wife serial killer, worse than Charles fucking Manson

The Tudors? Game of Thrones is the better medieval show on TV

You're a Robert Baratheon rip off, cept you're twice as funny

I play country and pop, you popped a cap on your country

You're so fat, you probably hang out a lot in the pantry

You're like the ultimate fuckboy, only I wouldn't wanna fuck you, boy

I'd probably write a song about you though, sorry Henryboy

King Henry VIII:

Just like Howard and Boleyn, I send this bitch to the chopping block.

One whack and you'll be so bloody red, even Mary could barely gawk.

By the age of 22, I took over France. While you make songs about exes.

I knew you were trouble, so listen up bitch, before I banish you to Texas.

Taylor Swift: You're a wannabe Martin Luther but two times as fat

He split Church and state first, you're just a copycat

I split with my exes cause I'm a strong independent woman

You split your wives' heads off, you misogynist man

'''WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.'''

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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