User blog:BobbyIsAwesome/Unikitty vs Fluttershy

Hi, my name is Robert, and this is a rap battle made by me. Here's the premise: The princess of Cloud Cuckoo Land, Unikittty, raps against the element of kindness, Fluttershy. Thanks to Silent Mocker for finding the best opponent for Unikitty.

Cast
Animation- Animeme

Unikitty- Catie Wayne

Fluttershy- Kimmy Gatewood

Emmet (cameo)- EpicLLOYD

Instrumental- Ice Cream

Introduction
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

UNIKITTY!

VS!

FLUTTERSHY!

BEGIN!

The Battle
Fluttershy: 

Umm.. hi, uhh, My name is Fluttershy!

Think you can beat me? Well that's a lie!

Rapping against you? I rather beat a duck!

You're half unicorn and half kitty? Well I don't give a fuck!

You're not so Penny-wise to be a princess!

Nothing will beat my own adorable proccess!

What i'll do to Emmet is to beat him anytime, anyday!

Nobody takes Fluttershy down! I won, (gasps) yay.

Unikitty: 

I am Unikitty, and I welcome you to Cloud Cuckoo Land!!!

The Lego Movie is cool, and this will be your end!

Your raps bore me more than Liv and Maddie!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Rarity? HA! More like Charity!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Aw man, you shot Marvin in the face!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Come on, Benny, now we gotta clean up this place!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Sittin' at home trying to count up all this cash!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Smokin' alone straight outta my head stash!

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">Fluttershy: 

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">They say a smile is the best make up

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">and that's what i'm going to use during this break up!

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">Being by your side is like bunnies bubbles gumdrops!

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">When i'm hanging with you, it never does the fun stop!

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">The stuff we got is all different strains!

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">You know what it is? Whiskey and champagne!

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">I hear a lot of talkin' and I've seen a lot of problems.

<span style="color:rgb(205,205,80);">If you don't like my memories, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Unikitty: 

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">I'm a cute animal, you're just a stupid piece of shit!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">My kindness has a very good job, you have to admit!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Your mediocre cuteness really makes me wanna quack!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">You lack some little niggers of wrack!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">In my opinion, you're evil, I should call you Lord Business!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">You got munch out of a cookie who has slickness.

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">Sittin' with Emmet, trying to destroy all this wisdom!

<span style="color:rgb(250,175,190);">You learn NOT to mess with me and my social system!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

'''EPIC RAP BATTLES! Oh, that's mediocre! OF HISTORY!'''