User blog:Bobdave/Peter vs Link, Bobdave's 10/10 Would Bang Battles

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10/10 wud bong batles

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Dante Shukoff
You can suck dicks, see

The only Link I like is this Link to me

And the Link who played Michelangelo or some shit

But not you, you elf dumbshit

And green is so not in but playing Bill Nye is

You didn't play Bill Nye, I did

Unless you did, I forgot

Ganondwarf
I have a sword, I won't say it again

I have a sword, ha! Tricked you

My earrings are so fab, stab stab

Now you are bleeding, NO! Not on my carpet!

I come from Hyrule and I rule

You're going to die-rule

Fool

PewDiePeter
I may not have hair, but you better run faster than a hare

This isn't fair, I have swag to spare

Beating me is rare cuz I'm Mary Doodles

I bet you don't like noodles

I can't stand fussy eaters

And faulty heaters

Why am I so fucking cold?!

Sonic the Mario 3
Well guess what, I do like noodles, just not with pork

Cuz I am Jewish, ok maybe not, but I don't like pork

Go back to New York and eat a cork

I said cork not cock, shit! I said cock just then

Oh no, I did it again, I'll drown you like Ben

Shukoff, more like Fukoff

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