User blog:Loygansono55/Dokuro-chan VS Haruhi Suzumiya

This battle in my series of rap battles features two anime stars: Dokuro-chan, the Bludgeoning Angel, against Haruhi Suzumiya, the girl who is always looking for excitement.

Cast
Jenna Marbles as Dokuro-chan

Dante Cimadamore as Sakura-kun (cameo)

Angela Trimbur as Haruhi Suzumiya

NicePeter as Kyon (cameo)

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DOKURO-CHAN!

VS!

HARUHI SUZUMIYA!

BEGIN!

Dokuro-chan

Dispatched by the Rurutie to ensure you don't survive,

Beat you with Excalibolg, you won't leave this battle alive,

My angelic rhymes will leave you to wallow in a Melancholy despair ,

You're a bossy freak who can't decide how to wear her hair,

And even more perverted than the future Sakura,

I'm the queen of anime, and I dominate manga,

You can't escape from this, I'll leave you in a bloody mess,

I think your best option would be to signal SOS!

Haruhi Suzumiya

If I want to win, all I have to do is wish it, bitch,

You murder your best friend if he happens to catch a glimpse of your tits,

Shut your face, you're not cute, you just say annoying incantations,

I'd destroy the earth just to rid of you, then begin the recreation,

Aliens, time travellers, and espers are my friends, they're not boring,

Unlike a chibi angel trying to accomplish here goals by goring,

It's repetitive, not even funny, stop walking around naked, slut,

I'll get Kyon to teach you a lesson, and kick your butt!

Dokuro-chan

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi,

I'll revive you, so I can keep bludgeoning you, Haruhi,

I won't give up until my mission's done, perseverance,

When I'm through with you, there's gonna be a Disappearance!

Haruhi Suzumiya

I'm essentially a God, I always get what I want,

I'll crush you while wearing my bunny outfit that I'll flaunt,

When it comes to your insults, you get a penalty, you're late,

All you attract are fat nerds looking to masturbate!

Who won? Dokuro-chan Haruhi Suzumiya

Note
I am aware that pretty much nobody on here will know who these characters are, however, I wanted to make a rap battle featuring two of my favourite anime characters of all time. Also, please be sure to leave a comment, and to vote on the poll. Thanks you for reading, and I wish you a pleasant day!