User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Travis Touch Down VS Link

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS



LINK



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TRAVIS TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOWN



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Travis Touchdown:

Don’t even touch me Link or you’ll be in a body bag,

break your face open after I put you in a choking gag,

Hey Listen to me, you better ride the pony and get out,

<p class="MsoNormal">send you off to the ghost ship, your ship is on route,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll be tippin’ your Hourglass and emptying your time,

<p class="MsoNormal">Zelda was over last night, me and her were the most sublime,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re the Hero of Hyrule but I’m the No More Hero,

<p class="MsoNormal">I scored a Touchdown,. Travis one, Link zero

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<p class="MsoNormal">Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">Call me the Speed Buster when I blast you’re a**,

<p class="MsoNormal">your parents died and you were sad, a Link to you past,

<p class="MsoNormal">Letz Shake when I hack you down to pieces tonight,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’ve killed for money but I’ll shoot you with a arrow of light

<p class="MsoNormal">bring this otaku down like it’s the first fall of Ganondork,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll beat you down fast it will be the speed of your bike’s torque,

<p class="MsoNormal">time to meet your Demise when I bring you to the sky,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll make you open your eyes to what you did, like that space guy,

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<p class="MsoNormal">Travis Touchdown:

<p class="MsoNormal">Back off Link, you’re being more annoying than that fairy,

<p class="MsoNormal">you come back when you’re a man because of your hair,

<p class="MsoNormal">call me your Nightmare when I wake the Wind Fish,

<p class="MsoNormal">make sure you don’t back to life and I’ll break Zelda’s wish,

<p class="MsoNormal">quit being a Hot Head and quit lookin’ at me with those Slime Eyes,

<p class="MsoNormal">bash your face in with a brick, I won’t stop at your cries,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the Helmaroc King and you are my Puppet Link,

<p class="MsoNormal">call me the human form of The Imprisoned, don’t you think?

<p class="MsoNormal">prick yourself on a Rose and it’ll be Nasty, you suck like a Chu-Chu,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have 17 generations but you winning each one is untrue

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<p class="MsoNormal">Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll Super Smash you to jail when I tear down the walls of the federation,

<p class="MsoNormal">you fail at everything Travis, even when you forgot the video store registration,

<p class="MsoNormal">like the Bamboo mini game, I’ll chop you down to bits in fragmentation,

<p class="MsoNormal">bring you up to Batt Jr. and kick you out of the building, call it my invitation,

<p class="MsoNormal">kill Sylvia and everyone you know, I’ll be bringing down the UA Association,

<p class="MsoNormal">you took a dump on the toilet and you never were heard from again, assassination,

<p class="MsoNormal">an Ironic death if you ask me, you brothers in a coma and all you did was masturbation,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re Pure White man with Lover, you’re Bizarre, are you Jelly? There’s hesitation,

<p class="MsoNormal">stab my sword through your head like a did with any other, call it penetration,

<p class="MsoNormal">Jeane murdered your family and that’s all we know, everything else is lost in translation

Who won? Link Travis Touchdown