User:JaphethMario

Introduction
Hello guys JaphethMario(JaphethMario21st) here and welcome to a page where I introduce my self. So I'm may be the 4th filipino user (Left 4 Speed, then Alphaphillipines, then Element K)

Nicknames:

Japheth (Don't use other spelling like 'Japhet' or 'Japeth' cause it remains me of my real life...that people forgot my name)

Jap

JM (Well nobody calls me that....yet)

Mario

Plz

Japh

About me:

So I'm one busy person on the internet, I mean not only I do stuff in this wikia but I'm also a, Super Mario World Hacker/Level Designer, A you-tuber, and Making Special Effects. I love to play video games, mostly casual and old games I play in my PC emulator and watch western animations/cartoons, not really an anime watcher but the only anime I love is 'Detective Conan'.

Old Profile Pics

Feb 22 - April 20

My 5 Favorite Battles in each Season
Einstein VS Stephen Hawking - That Hawking's autotune and I like the 'yo mama' joke in Hawking's verse
 * Season 1 Favorite

Who. Won: Stephen Hawking

Justin Beiber VS Beethoven - Beethoven Won that's all. 'I would smack you, but in Germany he don't hurt little girls'

Who Won: Beethoven

Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare - One can't simply do Watsky's fast rapping...except for Walt Downing. I understand why Seuss can't rap and yes it makes sense but since his characters do the rapping for him, it's clever because Seuss express is words by his characters.

Who Won: Shakespeare

Norris vs Lincoln - Badass People with Badass Beard. And at least this suggestion isn't the typical Norris vs Bruce Lee.

Who Won: Abe Lincoln

Mr.T vs Mr. Rogers - Mr. Rogers was calm in the battle but he gets nasty in the end. 'And get the fuck out of my neighborhood' This shows that you can make passive people into a badass rapper. Who Won: Mr. Rogers Russian Battle Royale - At first glance I was like 'who the hell are those other 3'. Then I do a litte research or comment seeking. Unlike Adolf Hitler which sound like a comedian, Stalin sounds like a cold-hearted person....And also Putin's badass voice and a clever pun of Mikhail Gorbachev 'if you're name ends with in time to get out'.
 * Season 2 Favorite

Who Won: Lenin=Stalin>Putin>Mikhail>Rasputin

Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. - I don't even know who's Key and Peele for the first time when this battle comes out. My two favorite part is when Both Gandhi and Luther summon (I don't know how to put this into words) their people and my favorite line is 'I am celibate becuase I don't give a fuck'

Who Won: GAANDHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Mario Brothers vs Wright Brothers: Pop culture brothers revolutionize video games vs History Brothers revolutionize planes. At first glance in the finale of Season 1, I thought Mario and Luigi will go againist the typical Sonic and Tails, but nope. ALso I don't even know who's Rhett and Link before this battle comes out

Who Won: Both

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley - This battle is awesome beacuse in the first verse it shows there past selves then in the second verse they evolve, transform, turn into (whatever you prefer) their current selves. Congratulations! Chocolate and Handsome guy evoled to Vanilla and Fat but still awsome guy. Okay that's a little offensive.

Who Won: I can't choose theyu're both awesome

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates - PC, come at me bros.

Who Won: Bill Gates>HAL 9000>Steve Jobs Trump vs Scrooge - I love this battle because is a story-based  battle about the 'Christmas Carol' which always milk down to different franchise. But this one, instead of the usual story it's a fricking rap battle.
 * Season 3 Favorites

Who Won: J.P. Morgan>The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come>Scrooge>Trump>Kayne West

Artist vs Turtles - I love this battle but is kinda disappointing that it's not a long battle and the turtles have the shortest line gap in Epic Rap Battles of History. But whatever it's still a good battle. Do you know what's sad, Smosh is the only youtube celeberty that I know before the battle comes out.

Who Won: Artists

Sir Issac Newton vs Bill Nye - I never watch Bill Nye since I was a child :(. Man my childhood is lame. Anyways the battle. It really make me happy because of the music and the astrophysics black guy and makes me discover Weird Al...yes I don't know who's Weird Al is before the battle

Who Won: Sir Issac Newton>Neil deGrasee Tyson>Bill Nye (Yes I know Tyson and Nye are a team but...I have my reasons)

George Washington vs William Wallace - EpicLloyd's Scottish Accent is epic.George Wahsington accent is kinda evil for some reason, maybe it's just me. The thing that bother me is William didn't bother to joke about George's teeth. Also don't look at the comment section cause it's 90% about America is the worst country and anything people hate about America. Listen there's no such thing as a perfect country even in Scotland. (or Japan)

Who Won: William Wallace

Al Capone VS BlackBeard - 'Been slapping bitch ass teachers back since I was 14.' He did slap teachers and coincidentally Blakbeard's name is teach. Holy Shit that's clever. Everything in Capone is clever and just like Stalin he sound like a cold-hearted person, Epiclloyd's a great villian rapper. And I love the part where Edward just slashes the heck out of those pirates. Also Balckbeard isn't a vdeo game character.

Who Won: Al Capone '''Director Battle Royale - MOTHERFUCKING MONEY! '''Is there anything else I want to add to this awesome rap battle
 * Season 4 Favorites

WHO WON: Bay=Tarantino>Hitchcock>Spielberg>Kubrick

Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter - I DON'T KNOW WHO DAN BULL IS BEFORE THIS BATTLE. Anyways the beat is creppy and eerie. (What do you expect from a battle of serial killers) Jack the Ripper have a few good lines in the first part but dosen't do much dissing. But Lecter, just lecture him. (Tells him Jack is a megaloniac and terroist line are bad) Lecter has the best cold-hearted personality. In fact I think this is EpicLloyd best performace as a villian

WHO WON: Lecter

Zeus vs Thor- OH MY GAWD!I HATE THIS BATTLE BECAUSE THEY CHANGE THE VISUALS INTO LEGO IS THIS GONNA BE A STAMPLE NOW!!! WHY EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY WHY! Okay Shut up that person who can't handle changes for one episode. Geez Sonic fans can handle changes better than you. Anyways this battle is pure 'electricfying'. And too be honest I love the visual cause it's more energetic and alive because you see people in the background, the water waves, the fire moves and the lighting effect and that's coming from Lego. I wish they do this like make Godzilla vs King Kong an action figure stopmotion  or Bear Grylls vs Steve Irwin a minecraft animation.

WHO WON: Loki...Nah I'm just 'loking' around it's Thor

Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters - For two seasons we have a premier battle that isn't Hitler vs Vader. And in my opinion this team based battle has more teamwork than Artist vs Turtles. And if you are a fan of ERB and have a good rapping skills you may be in their battle. Maybe VGRB can be in the ERBoH. I want him to either voice Spiderman or Sonic...maybe Steve in Minecraft.

WHO WON: Ghostbusters(Conglaturation)=Mythbusters>Stay Puft

Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet - I love the ending. Everyone dies the end.

WHO WON: The Ghost of Christmas Yet to come/A.K.A Death/A.K.A. Grim Reaper

My favorite Video Game/Video Game Franchise
Super Mario - Well duh, just look at my name. he's been in my childhood for years. Who cares if my classmate tease me in Grade One, they can just jack-off to their FPS and DoTA. Yes appearentaly they hate me for liking Mario since GRADE ONE.

Favorite Game in the Franchise: Super Mario World

Sonic the Hedgehog - Is been there since Grade 4. I remember my classmates like Sonic the Hedgehog but I still have Mario in my heart so we go to a deabate.

Favorite game in the Franchise: Either Sonic Advance 3 or Sonic 3&Knuckles

Minecraft - I play the pocket edition and yes I know that's debatable the least favorite port. But I love minecraft as a handheld game beacuse  you have a lot of creative ideas going but you're outside of your house or somewhere not near to home. And it is the first game that I enjoy playing Multiplayer with my classmate.

Plants vs Zombies - It was THE shit back then, but the sequel I wouldn't call it shit but it's not as fun as the first one because one my favorite plants need to be brought with real money, two you have to rely on plant food then your skills and three it's not on PC...well maybe becuase of the updates and maybe if it is on a last version we will have a PC port of the sequel

Favorite game in the Franchise: The original Plants vs Zombies

Touhou Project - Don't judge a amount of little girls on the game cause this game will screw you up. it's basically a bullet hell shooter. Also this game was made by one guy who created the music, the patterns, and other amazing stuff.

Favorite game in the Franchise: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

Grand Theft Auto - I only have 3 PSP GTA games. And I'm planing to get San Andreas beacuase we can't afford a Playsation or Xbox to play the lates GTA 5

Favorite game in the Franchise: Liberty City Stories

Five Night's at Freddy's - I only play the sequel and at least tired the triquel. And I play the mobile version. While here's the thing, In my country most of us are mobile or portable gamers. So I can't judge the first one but based on my classmate's expreince it's kinda boring, the sequel gives you the aderline rush and it's more enegrtic in my taste. Same with part 3 but it's kinda disappointing that oen animatronic is alive and it'sm ostly the one that kills you.

Favorite game in the Franchise: The sequel of FnaF

Metal Slug - It's like Contra mixed with Michael Bay's explosion.

Favorite game in the Franchise: The 6th game of Metal Slug

Phoenix Wright - Sometimes, I have an idea on what the contradiciton is, I use my mind and when I don't I cheat and look up the internet's mind. But I hope I'll forgot what the contradiciton was when I'm gonna replay so I can have the fun on what people have.

Favorite game in the Franchise: Trials and Tribulations

Proffesor Layton - Sometimes, I have an idea on what the answer is, I use my mind and when I don't I cheat and look up the internet's mind. But I hope I'll forgot what the answers was when I'm gonna replay so I can have the fun on what people have. Also the first game was a nightmare because there's alot of math problems.

Favorite game in the Franchise: The lost future or the unwounded future

Patapon - It's easy when you get to use of the controls and when you did it's a fun game. it's a rhythm game mixed with RPG elements, mixed with stragedy. The first game just make me piss because of how difficult that is. 2 and 3 feels like a breeze.

Favorite game in the Franchise: 2nd game of patapon

Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle
Here's the list of my series, Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle

Season 1:

Ep. 1 - Benson vs Squidward

Ep. 2 - Steve vs Freddy Fazbear

Ep. 3 - Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby

Ep. 4 - ???

Ep. 5 - Spongebob vs Aquaman

Ep. 6/Mid-Season Finale - Yugi Moto vs Ash Ketchum

Ep. 7 - ???

Ep. 8 - ???

Ep. 9 - ???

Ep. 10 - ???

Ep 11 - ???

Ep 12/Season Finale - ???

Friends/People I talk to in chat List
A dead horse I love to kick during in chat for no absolute reason

I Wonder who's this Pikachu

Truth to be brood

FreddyFail

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