User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/Nicolas Cage vs Tommy Wiseau. Epic Rap Battles of Grinch episode 8

Hello to yet another installment of my series! I'm currently writing December's battles right now. This battle every 2 weeks schedule is doing wonders for me. I interrupted my game night of playing Fire Emblem and other games to post this.

Also... haha that 1 battle every two weeks schedule will be slightly modified next week. I have a Halloween Special coming out! I'm very excited for that as well.

ANYWAYS. today's battle is between 2 very interesting actors. The great Nicolas "my dog picks my movies" Cage takes on the Disaster Artist himself, Tommy Wiseau.

This one is meant to be a bit silly. XD not my best work. I tried to model it like how the actual actors would act. But hopefully you all enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GRINCH

TOMMY WISEAU

VERSUSUSUSUUSUSUUSU

NICOLAS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

BEGIN

= Nicolas Cage =

Welcome to this fight Tommy, good to see you in the Knowing.

Although, I do not like this emo Jack White you're showing.

Spice it up man! Be a National Treasure.

I know how to make my movies a real pleasure.

I'm an Oscar winner, I am a great actor.

Call me Simon Cowell, I just have the X Factor.

man, my acting method is Nouveau Shamanic.

You should learn it, your acting can become more organic.

= Tommy Wiseau =

Oh hi Nicolas, welcome to my Room!

It's very tough to see Balthazar on that broom.

I mean, look at that interesting but yet ugly face!

By the way, I saw you and Elvis' daughter making out at my place.

I don't understand you, leave your comments in your pocket!

With you I'm Leaving Las Vegas with a Con-Air rocket.

Nicolas Cage you are tearing me apart!!!!!

I don't think you even understand art!

= Nicholas Cage =

Tom, your acting and rapping style are such a disease.

I can make better art screaming AAAAHHHH NOT THE BEES!!!!!!

From Ghost Rider to the Croods, my roles are diverse.

While you're a one hit wonder with no ability to converse!

= Tommy Wiseau =

What is it with your Superman obsession?

Your son Kal-EL should really ask that question.

YOU BITCH! Why, why is this happening to me?

Facing a bad overactor, God forgive me.

Who won? Comment suggestions below!
Who won? Nic Cage Tommy Wiseau