User blog:Russellthedog/Freddy Krueger vs. Jason Voorhees - Rusellthedog Rap Battles Season 1

Dream killer from Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy Krueger, battles masked slasher from Friday the 13th, Jason Voorhees, to see whose the best fictional slasher.

Cast
Nice Peter as Freddy Krueger

EpicLLOYD as Jason Voorhees.

Freddy Krueger:
Hey look at you so scary

Who dressed your boyfriend Larry?

Don't mess with me you drowned in a lake

Staying at that camp was your biggest mistake

You died over 10 times

Killing 20 children, now that's a real crime

Hey Jason don't act so grim

It's not my fault you can't swim

Jason Voorhees:
Hey Freddy guess what I don't dream

Hey prune face this is face smoothing cream

I already kicked your ass once

Battling me again makes you look like a dunce

I'll take a missile and destroy Elm street

Then you got no one to kill and I'll bring the heat

It's Friday the 13th Freddy are you ready?

I'll cut you up from the blade of my machete

Freddy Krueger:
The thought of me keeps every kid awake

I would ask you to get me, but you don't Crystal Lake

You're a pussy to scared to show his face

You've jumped the shark man. Seriously, killing people in space?

You've become a sellout, a corporate cash cow

12 movies later and you're still irrelevant now

The problem is you're movies are just filler

And you're not even the original killer

Jason Voorhees:
Who you calling sellout? You have 9 movies in counting

And that remakes sucks more than your shitty rapping

My raps will burn you alive

They always think I die, but surprise bitch I survive

I'll bring you back into reality

End your lack luster killing spree

Turning you into a pussy

No one to face you, but me

And i'll end you like a Mortal Kombat fatality

Poll
Who Won? Freddy Krueger Jason Voorhees