User blog:NightFalcon9004/Lazlo vs Rocko. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 9

The monkey protagonist from Camp Lazlo, Lazlo, and the wallaby protagonist from Rocko's Modern Life, Rocko, rap against each other to see which animal was a better Joe Murray character.

Beat produced by Cacola



Announcer: (0:00 - 0:11)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

LAZLO!

VS!

ROCKO!

BEGIN!

Lazlo: (0:11 - 0:34)

Nice to meet you, now it's time to beat you!

In the great outdoors, you'll be screaming high like R2-D2!

Your modern life's an oddity. I'll bust your brain like a lobotomy,

As every part of me beats this wallaby wannabe with rhymes at this quality!

Despite being a neat freak weakling, you look as ugly as a hog,

And you have less spunk than your dog, with Bev inviting you to play Leap Frog.

Softer than Samson, you sure are a yellow fellow.

I'll stick a stick through you because you're getting roasted like a marshmallow!

Rocko: (0:34 - 1:01)

Rocko's gonna rock yo world,

And that crap camp that falls Acorn Flat to girls

'Cause you're completely psycho and nuts,

The prey of any scout that's a squirrel!

I'll show you a fight from the outback; you can't pin me down.

Yeah, I keep my place clean, enough to shut Camp Kidney down.

You waste your whole summer with these run-down scouts.

Need to learn to talk less, go put a banana in your mouth.

You're a bigger nitwit than Chip and Skip, monkey hippie.

When I'm through crushing beans, they end up like black-eyes peas.

Only reason you're here is so your Mexican parents could sell meth,

Laz-Lopez, I'll pop your Bighead like Ed-ward!

Lazlo: (1:01 - 1:19)

An Aussie thinks he's capable of kangaroo kicking?

You and Filburt can go choke your chicken at the Chokey Chicken.

It was a hoot when Heffer took your girls, shown up a by a cow who's fat.

Perhaps you could take a bigger step in life if you weren't such a doormat!

Take a hike! I'm a better scoutmaster than Lumpus!

You work phone sex lines, I'm the big animal on camp-us.

Rocko: (1:19 - 1:30)

You're goofing off, I could get a badge in rapping.

You and your boyfriends better run and hide in Jelly Cabin!

I brew sick lyrics on a plate that the Mess Hall couldn't take.

Going ape on this primate, I'll leave you drowning in Leaky Lake, mate.

Announcer: (1:30 - 1:41)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

CAAAAAAAAAAAARTOON!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

BAAAAAAAAAAAATTLES!

Who won? Lazlo Rocko