Thread:LakuitaBro01/@comment-7352837-20130322222447

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

 Ash Ketchum (Ian from smosh)

 VS

 Charles Darwin (Nicepeter)

 Ketchum:

 Come on pikachu let's kick his a**

 So hardcore arceus plays bass

 You're the mind behind evolution!

 But now pokemon's making a revolution

 Professor Oak is like you!

 But only now his hair line is retreating!

 You're probably a deaf old man but

 You won't hear this and I'm gonna say

 But I can make you stay at bay!

 Darwin :

 I'm a master as you said.

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> You're certainly not a master in bed!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> I'm the one who created the scientific

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Method of evolution.

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Normal people evolved from monkeys

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> but you evolved from Tajiris mind.

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> He got the idea from his behind.

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Even if you did make bucks

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> I give zero f***s!

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<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Ketchum:

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> You know Darwin I don't care

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> There's nothing I can't bear!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> I'll stick my Charamander in your Jigglypuff

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> I think Jenny should give you the cuffs!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Throw you in jail

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> and no-one to bail

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Come on take your pick

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Squrtle, Bulbasaur, or suck my d***

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<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Darwin :

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Little boy you think you can defeat me?

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Gary can kick your a**

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> So why not suck MY Combee?

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> When I come a stomp’ in

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> I squish you and pikachu!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> You should be 28

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> But wait

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Even still no-one has had

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Sex with you

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Misty, May, Dawn, and Iris has

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Been with better

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Why don't you shut up and

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Go back to being a bed wetter!

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<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> WHO WON

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> WHOS NEXT

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> YOU DECIDE

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> EPIC-

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> PIKACHU!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> -RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> Was this a good battle?

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in"> It's my first one <ac_metadata title="Epic Rap Battles of History"> </ac_metadata>