User blog:JKGame/Brian Griffin vs Angel Bunny: My Little Rap Battles Off-Season

So I have finals coming up soon and I just wanted to throw out something simple and good before releasing the mid-season finale, which will come out after my finals are all finished.

I've always thought of doing this as some sort of off-season, so don't expect a super-serious battle. Let's go.

"The dog of the Griffin family from Family Guy, Brian Griffin, and Fluttershy's rabbit pet, Angel, battle each other to see which despised white-clad pet is superior."

Battle
MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!

BRIAN GRIFFIN!

VS!

ANGEL BUNNY!

BEGIN!

Brian Griffin:
Ok, who do I have to battle to get a martini around here? I guess you!

You're messing with the brain of the Griffins! You're already through!

So your name is Angel? Well, isn't that ironic?

'Cause you're more like the devil, and this is coming from an athiest!

I'm a refined gentleman, you're just a lspoiled little brat!

Why Fluttershy still keeps you around, I'm not exactly sure about that.

I'll break your foot as if you attempted parkour and rub it for some luck!

Every brony would agree: you deserve another kick into some mud!

Angel Bunny:
Oh, shut up! Vince should have stayed after you got yourself killed!

Shove these rhymes up your butt like some suppository pills!

You claim to be a profound writer, yet this was the best you came up with?

Even Fluttershy can think of harsher disses than whatever this is!

In fact, why are you even here? Don't you have a son to take care of?

Or are you too busy trying to get into beastiality and taking all those drugs?

You got a freakin' baby pregnant with your puppies, that's just messed up!

Gave him herpes too. This dog really is corrupt!

Brian Griffin:
Oh, like you're any better. At least I didn't kick my owner out of my home

All because there was no cherry on the top of my salad bowl!

I should just go and have a drink to forget that I fought this piece of sh*t!

Take a crap all over you like I usually do. It's pretty much my Habbit!

Angel Bunny:
You deserve to be put down with for being a pretentious, racist hypocrite!

And you failed this battle harder and any of your romantic relationships!

I'd continue dissing you, but Quagmire summed you up the best!

Even before this fight started, everyone already knew who's the better pet!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!

Poll
Who won? Brian Griffin Angel Bunny