User blog:EpicRapBattleWriter50/Zoological Rap Battles - Panda vs Zebra

It seems the cool thing to do here is start a series. So I'm starting one with animals! I actually worked a lot harder on this one than I did my last ones. Hope this battle is enjoyed by all.

Battle starts here:

Its Time for a Zoological Rap Battle!

Panda

vs

Zebra

GET WILD!

Zebra:

I’m going to bamboozle this bamboo guzzling bear

Better stop being lazy and starting becoming aware

Cause’ I’m a stallion, I defend my equine batallion

I’ll be sure to ward off any Chinese rapscallion

(Neigh!) I’m like the cooler version of a horse, fur barcoded

You can’t outwit the Z, my lines and bars are loaded

This battle will be black and white, is your victory easily decided?

Well, your species is dying out bro, don’t get too excited

Panda:

Thinking that you’re tough yet you pray not to be prey

You’d be lying if you said a Lion wouldn’t scare you away

I’m all squishy and cuddly, but I got that kung-fu muscle

While your stripes couldn’t save you from a watering hole tussle

You get knawed on, chomped on, you’re always getting killed, huh?

And my population’s on the rise again, check your facts, will ya?

Let’s strip this monochrome battle down to its barest bones

A bear and horse enter the ring, who do you think goes home?