User blog:Element K/Element's Rap Battles Reborn - Season 2 Premiere; King Hadrian vs Donald Trump

 Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the start of Element’s Rap Battles Reborn Season 2! It’s probably hilarious how this came out faster than the Season 1 finale but screw it. Today we have a wacky idea that I just honestly really wanted to do and see how it works out. It’s the billionaire presidential candidate and businessman Donald Trump against Roman Emperor King Hadrian. I honestly LOVE the wacky connection of walls keeping the other out as Trump is of Scottish & German descent against King Hadrian of Roman & Hispanic descent. If a line confuses you, approach me in the comments as I got lazy to do rap meanings. Without further ado, let’s get straight into the battle! Beat:Rapcore































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<p class="MsoNormal"> Donald Trump (0:10):

<p class="MsoNormal"> Listen, I’ve made a lot of money, I’m a busy man

<p class="MsoNormal"> Trump you out fast just like any other Mexican

<p class="MsoNormal"> Real Estate magnate and now the White House awaits

<p class="MsoNormal"> Don’t brag being good ‘cause I make the states great

<p class="MsoNormal"> Folks, here something funny that I need to mention

<p class="MsoNormal"> Get a boy in a uniform and his soldier’s at attention

<p class="MsoNormal"> Bars stronger than Kokhba, flow like cash in my casino

<p class="MsoNormal"> While you’ve done less than Obama as far I know

<p class="MsoNormal"> High IQ front-runner and a name you’ll always see

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re just a traveler on the level of Greece’s GDP

<p class="MsoNormal"> You weren’t King Trajan’s choice of heir as he retired

<p class="MsoNormal"> So as King and as a rapper, Hadrian, you’re fired!

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Hadrian (0:38):

<p class="MsoNormal"> This annoying orange needs to stop erratic blabbering

<p class="MsoNormal"> It’s just a false alarm men, no threat is attacking

<p class="MsoNormal"> Attempted to beat Kings, Popes, Presidents and ISIS

<p class="MsoNormal"> For the sake of satisfying his silly post-life crisis

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m starting up a riot your puny hands can’t handle

<p class="MsoNormal"> Ready with my cloak and dagger and my sword and sandal!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m not scared of a cockatiel going “Tweet tweet”

<p class="MsoNormal"> So like your Reform candidacy please simply retreat

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re bashing me for having Antinous as my lover

<p class="MsoNormal"> While you’ve divorced and now busy looking at your daughter

<p class="MsoNormal"> My wall and I stand strong against the Scott that got guts

<p class="MsoNormal"> I would rather vote Clinton or better yet, Deez Nuts!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Donald Trump (1:07):

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don’t support marriage but I have good relations with gays

<p class="MsoNormal"> Anyway, back to my main point about how you went away

<p class="MsoNormal"> Stopped the progress of your superiors and put it on display

<p class="MsoNormal"> So I still have this battle locked like it’s in Guantanamo Bay

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Hadrian (1:17):

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re a misogynistic, idiotic, psychotic, toxic,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Catastrophic, problematic, poor logic, narcissistic

<p class="MsoNormal"> Mess of a man acting high and mighty in his chair

<p class="MsoNormal"> When it was daddy’s money that has gotten you there

<p class="MsoNormal"> The Gods give me strength and the best rap ability

<p class="MsoNormal"> Shut you down quickly just like Trump University

<p class="MsoNormal"> Empire’s more unified than China; I did it at all costs

<p class="MsoNormal"> We witness another time a republican businessman lost

<p class="MsoNormal"> Donald Trump (1:36):

<p class="MsoNormal"> Look, I’m worth 10 billion and you’re dead so hush

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hell, I’ve even heard better disses and flow from Jeb Bush

<p class="MsoNormal"> I know skilled people that you haven’t even heard of

<p class="MsoNormal"> That can make China’s wall look like a cheap knockoff

<p class="MsoNormal"> Qin Shi Huang (1:45): 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Teach a man how to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Give a man a small loan and his morals are begrimed 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Into arrogance and hate in which he has challenged now 

<p class="MsoNormal"> The superpower stepping in to make you two bow down 

<p class="MsoNormal"> MC Qin is in the building, mad you or-bit off my legacy 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your rhymes are harder to find than an Elixir of Immortality 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I rock harder than Terracotta on any beat that I am on 

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’ve been laughed at from the Simpsons to Pokémon 

<p class="MsoNormal"> King Hadrian’s a hating try-hard imitate of my greatness 

<p class="MsoNormal"> From the windows to the wall, your design is straight tasteless 

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’ve been buried and destroyed for being so subversive 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Get the fuck out like Mongolians and watch out who you’re versus 

Who Won? Donald Trump King Hadrian Qin Shi Huang