User blog:Loygansono55/Shaggy and Scooby Doo VS Inspector Clouseau

This battle features Shaggy and Scooby, members of crime solving gang Mystery Inc. VS Detective, and protector of the Pink Panther diamond, Inspector Clouseau.

Shaggy : Scooby Doo,

Where are you?

Let's crush this guy because he doesn't have a clue,

Who he's dealing with right now,

He'll lose this bout,

If he's a top detective,

He should've worked that out,

Scooby : We deal with ghosts,

He's a rip-off of Holmes,

This fool's a bumbling idiot,

And he's getting a bit too old,

Zoinks!

He's so ugly that he scared me for a moment,

Help me track him down,

So we can unmask this opponent,

Shaggy : We're gonna win in this rap,

And this investigation,

Scooby : You suck at solving crimes,

And interrogations!

Clouseau : It doesn't take a real inspector to work out that you're scared,

You'll eventually become obese from all the sandwiches you've shared,

I ensure the that Pink Panther is kept safe and pristine,

While you two are making love and smoking weed in the Mystery Machine,

You don't tackle real ghosts, ghouls and monsters,

That entire sissy gang of yours are just some hippie youngsters,

Don't even deny that your real name is Norville Rodgers,

Call me clumsy if you will,

But I'm far from an old codger,

You make your dog who's a pussy tag along on your escapades,

All signs of evidence point to animal abuse, I'm afraid,

I couldn't find a good thing about your show,

Even with a magnifying glass,

You could never handcuff me,

So you can kiss my ass!



 Scooby : You lack the necessary methods, proof and facts,

 Shaggy  : When we've beaten you,

We'll tuck into some Scooby Snacks,

 Scooby  : You're about to get totally outsmarted by yours truly,

Once you've been defeated,

 Shaggy  : It'll be groovy!

 Clouseau : Shaggy, you vile nincompoop,

You chow on dog food,

I bet the Famous Five have solved more cases than you could,

It's really about time to let the franchise go,

Do you believe you need more movies?

I don't think so!

Who Won?

Shaggy and Scooby

Inspector Clouseau