User blog:Tkid115/Squidward vs Benson - 115 Rap Battles 3.

115 RAP BATTLES!!!
SQUIDWARD!!!

VS....

BENSOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!

(sigh) Begin....

Benson:

You know what, Squid? I really like that frown on your face!

It shows how much disappointment there is! Facin' me's a big mistake!

Your career consist of blowing sad notes and making minimum wage,

so don't test me! Or you'll see me explode with uncontrollable rage!

You're literally SURROUNDED by idiots who are too stupid to think,

about how much they hate you! Eat these rhymes! I'll make you ink!

You think YOU'RE cruel? I make my friends deal with hard, physical labor!

So stay out of my face! Just like you'd say with any one of your neighbors!



Squidward:

HA! HA HA! You think you're cool, Mr. Benson?

<p style="text-align: center;">You're less cool than Smitty Werther Yeger Man Jensen!

<p style="text-align: center;">You're living with a pest problem! Call the retard exterminator!

<p style="text-align: center;">My show's stupid now. Filled with morons. But we'll come back like Terminator!

<p style="text-align: center;">Haven't you heard, you old coot? Are your ears filled with cotton?

<p style="text-align: center;">Nobody watches Cartoon Network now! Or have you just forgotton?

<p style="text-align: center;">Sure, my neighbors' a pink fatty and a yellow tampon,

<p style="text-align: center;">but if he's a tampon, we ALL live in your girlfriends Bikini Bottom!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Benson:

<p style="text-align: center;">Did you just dis your own friends? The only friends that you have?

<p style="text-align: center;">Jeez, no wonder you can't get laid! Cause' you're a fucking douchebag!

<p style="text-align: center;">Big head, big nose? You compensating for something?

<p style="text-align: center;">I'm the boss! You're just a cashier! To me, you're NOTHING!

<p style="text-align: center;">Mordecai & Rigby:

<p style="text-align: center;">OOOHHHHH!!!!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Squidward:

<p style="text-align: center;">Grrr....I'll show you, gumball! You're just a wanna-be ME!

<p style="text-align: center;">But as soon as children hear YOUR voice, they just turn off the TV!

<p style="text-align: center;">You live a life full of MORONS! I live a life full of REBELS!

<p style="text-align: center;">So get off the air, or admit defeat to THE SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!!!!

<p style="text-align: center;">Patrick:

<p style="text-align: center;">You mean "Tennis Balls?"

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<p style="text-align: center;">WHO WON?!!!

<p style="text-align: center;">YOU DECIDE!!!

<p style="text-align: center;">(sigh) 115 Rap Battles......