User blog comment:Firebrand794/Return of the Screw/Marry/Kill/@comment-6632076-20131014041533/@comment-7079065-20131014050206

Kill Wahcow, marry Nachow, and screw Lachow.

Reaons?

Wahcow's a pushover, he must go, plus he reeks of dusty cookies.

Nachow seems like a good one to settle down with. He's got a good job, good looks, and not as sleazy as Lachow.

Lachow is sleazy. That's why I chose him to screw.