User:Bobdave



"You will always be 100% gay"

- Santa Claus Firstly...= You cannot call me BobDave or Bob Dave. I will kill you

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Here's a blog I made documenting all of the well-known users that have joined.

The song playing is I Love You by OMFG. Pretty awesome track! :D



Shows/Series: Films (not that big on them but ye): Games: Music (I have a very random music taste, just so you know): I will list these in a line because there's too many and it'd take up a lot of vertical space
 * -|About Me= I was born on 25 June 2000 (you can do the maths on how old I am). I live in London, England, UK, Northern Europe, Europe, The Northern Hemisphere, Earth, The Milky Way, The Megacosm. My full name is Jude Alexander John Anson. Jude is a name my mum liked, Alexander is what my dad liked, John is my granddad and Anson... well it's my last name. I am of British, Australian and Barbadian / Bajan origin (yeah, I know I have pasty-ass skin but I'm 25% black, k?) with a bit of French and Irish thrown in there. I do a martial art called Doce Pares and it's really hipster and shit but you should | check it out, I'm a green belt (the 5th one). I'm also a dickhead. I think I've said everything. Here's a small list of things I like:
 * Gravity Falls (Just yes)
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! (I love Original, GX and 5Ds and I haven't watched Zexal or Arc-V but I probably should :P)
 * Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin (It's sexy as fuck)
 * Walking Dead (Although I like what I've seen so far, I've watched less than half of it)
 * Uncle (It's a show on BBC Three so I don't think Americans get it. Plus, it's very British humour)
 * The Big Bang Theory
 * Mock the Week (British panel show)
 * Russell Howard's Good News (Another British thing)
 * Family Guy / American Dad / The Cleveland Show
 * The Inbetweeners (The Britishest of British lad banter)
 * Help! I'm a Fish (My childhood)
 * Finding Nemo (Shitty version of Help! I'm a Fish. Jk <3)
 * The Lion King (All of 'em)
 * A lot more Disney that would take too long to name
 * Star Wars (I > III > VI > IV > V > II. Yes, I think Phantom Menace is good, fuck you.)
 * Hot Fuzz
 * Ferris Bueller's Day Off
 * The Spongebob Movie (The first one, even though 2 had Bubbles vs the Seagull Crew)
 * Pokémon (All the canon games are the best things ever, the rest are mostly ehh)
 * Super Smash Bros.
 * Mario Galaxy (Both of them)
 * Minecraft
 * Brothers, a Tale of Two Sons (Best game storyline ever)
 * Dead Island
 * Five Nights at Freddy's
 * Team Fortress 2
 * Microsoft 3D Pinball
 * Minesweeper
 * Solitaire
 * The Snake Game on Buffering YouTube Videos
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! (I never said video games, although it does have video game adaptations which are sexy also. Also, fucking duel me on | Duel Network biatch, I'm Bobdave)
 * Monopoly and Scrabble (You face me in this shit you will die just saying)

Eminem, Michael Jackson, Ed Sheeran, Watsky, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Macklemore, David Bowie, Sam Smith, Professor Green, Tinchy Stryder, Dan Bull, TheLivingTombstone, Weird Al, B.o.B (ikr), Rucka Rucka Ali, Elton John, The Beatles (apart from the fact that John Lennon beat his wife among other things. Also, Hey Jude. Fuck. That. Song), Avicii, The Lonely Island

Finally, if you read all that, I give you permission to marry me. Unless you were doing it for rap battle material. If that's the case then fuck you, you won't break my undefeated streak <3


 * -|My Gangsta Crew=
 * My IRL homie Shayne
 * My IRL top don lad Cameron
 * Fellow IRL cheeky Nando's eater Josh
 * Joeaikman? More like Noaikman amirite up top
 * Fucktickle
 * Do you Mind?
 * Lexi <3
 * I miss you ;-;
 * Maimonidist BTTF
 * Maimonidist Pixel
 * The best Brendan
 * The best Brendan
 * Used to get hammered with her
 * The one who is not sure of his own name
 * San-wich
 * Poetato, unite!
 * I WONDER who this link leads to huehuehuehueufigeafug
 * VaDWAZZle
 * Emote Master <3
 * vest speler on hte Epic Tap Baton Wiki
 * Winston follows me on Twitter :D
 * Cute wittle puddy cat
 * GiGi <3
 * Funny d00d
 * Laura <3
 * Drakan and Eggs
 * Banter117
 * -|My Things=
 * My favourite battle
 * My favourite rapper
 * 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney - I won this <3
 * 4th Annual Wiki Tourney - I co-hosted this <3
 * 2nd ERB Wiki Hurt/Heal - I came 5th <3
 * PAGES I MADE:
 * Joey Greer
 * Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters Gallery
 * Lauren Flans
 * Mark Douglas
 * Greek Gods
 * Circle K
 * New York City
 * Nietzsche
 * BATTLES I'VE BEEN IN
 * Link (Me) vs Marth (Yobar) for Whale's Smash Bros. Tourney - WIN 18-10
 * Winston Churchill (Me) vs Sheriff Woody (Bantha) for BTTF's Heroes and Villains Tourney - WIN 12-6
 * Ash Ketchum (Me) vs Light Yagami (Max) for the 3rd Brunswikian Tournament - WIN 17-10
 * Me vs Nail for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney Round 1 - WIN 26-8
 * Me vs Brendan for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney Round 2 - WIN 31-5
 * Me vs Phil for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney Quarter Finals - WIN 7-15
 * Me vs Trent for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney Semi Finals - WIN 18-8
 * Me vs Tiger for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney Finals - WIN 26-10
 * Me vs Averageowen on a one-off battle - WIN 12-3


 * -|Winners=
 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abe Lincoln
 * 4) Lady Gaga
 * 5) Macho Man > Hulk Hogan > Kim Jong-Il
 * 6) Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Dynamite
 * 10) Vince Offer > Billy Mays > Ben Franklin
 * 11) Dumbledore
 * 12) Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr Rogers
 * 14) Captain Kirk
 * 15) EpicLLOYD
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Michael Jackson
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) Steve Jobs > Hal 9000 > Bill Gates
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe Lincoln > Barack Obama > Mitt Romney
 * 24) Doctor Who
 * 25) Bruce Lee
 * 26) Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson > Robin > Batman
 * 27) Santa Claus
 * Eve
 * 1) Gandhi
 * 2) Nikola Tesla
 * 3) Lance Armstrong
 * 4) Skrillex
 * 5) Vladimir Lenin > Mikhail Gorbachev > Vladimir Putin > Grigori Rasputin > Joseph Stalin
 * 6) Darth Vader and Boba Fett
 * 7) Al Capone
 * 8) Joan of Arc
 * 9) Pablo Picasso
 * 10) Muhammad Ali
 * 11) J.P. Morgan > Ebeneezer Scrooge > Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come > Donald Trump > Kanye West
 * 12) Rick Grimes
 * 13) Goku
 * 14) Edgar Allan Poe
 * 15) Isaac Newton > Neil DeGrasse Tyson > Bill Nye
 * 16) William Wallace
 * 17) Turtles (My favourite rappers in terms of the artists are: Donatello > Raphael > Michelangelo > Da Vinci
 * 18) Mythbusters > Ghostbusters > Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
 * 19) Romeo and Juliet
 * 20) Zeus
 * 21) Jack the Ripper
 * 22) Ellen DeGeneres
 * 23) Steven Spielberg = Alfred Hitchcock = Quentin Tarantino = Stanley Kubrick = Michael Bay
 * 24) Bill and Ted
 * 25) David Copperfield
 * 26) RoboCop
 * 27) Everyone. This battle was perfect

So when I first joined the Wiki, I read Barry and Lexi/Meat's crap battles series. Epic Rap Battles of What The Fuck and Not So Epic Crap Battles of Shitstory respectively. Here is who I thought won each of these battles:
 * ERBoWTF
 * 1) Wax Tadpole
 * 2) Cleverbot
 * 3) Doctor 10 and Doctor 9
 * 4) Smeel
 * AWC
 * 1) Psyduck/Golduck
 * 2) Justice League (this is my favourite battle in the series)
 * 3) Thong
 * 4) Circle
 * 5) New Rapper
 * 6) Bob Army
 * 7) Vance
 * 8) Pluto
 * 9) Kurt
 * 10) Shrek and Puss In Boots
 * 11) The Mane Six
 * 12) Gaston
 * 13) Meatholl
 * 14) Loygo and Fiyah
 * 15) Thong (I played Nappy in this one :3)
 * 16) The Grinch
 * 17) Zangoose, Heatmor and Naked Pokémon Trainer
 * 18) Spike and his Sweaty Balls
 * 19) Cleveland > Cleveland > Cleveland > Cleveland
 * 20) Shigeru Miyamoto
 * 21) Broccoli and Tracy Sketchit
 * NSECBoS
 * 1) Internet Explorer
 * 2) White Michael Jackson
 * KKK
 * 1) Jon Fucking Na
 * 2) Wally
 * Po
 * 1) Sperm Glass
 * 2) Jar Jar
 * 3) Alison Brie
 * 4) Aquaman
 * 5) Alison Brie
 * 6) Dru Carey
 * 7) Dolly Parton
 * 8) Melon
 * 9) Carl Grimes (this is my favourite battle in the series)
 * 10) Goku
 * 11) Queen Elizabeth II and British Guy
 * 12) Raphael da Artist
 * 13) Alison Brie
 * -|Favourite Battles=
 * 1) Philosophers East vs West
 * 2) Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
 * 3) Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 * 4) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter
 * 5) Goku vs Superman
 * 6) Zeus vs Thor
 * 7) David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini
 * 8) Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
 * 9) Rick Grimes vs Walter White
 * 10) Terminator vs RoboCop
 * 11) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 12) Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
 * 13) Mozart vs Skrillex
 * 14) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 15) William Shakespeare vs Doctor Seuss
 * 16) Doctor Who vs Doc Brown
 * 17) Oprah vs Ellen
 * 18) Bill and Ted vs Lewis and Clark
 * 19) Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde
 * 20) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
 * 21) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 22) Artists vs Turtles
 * 23) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * 24) Stephen Hawking vs Albert Einstein
 * 25) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 26) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 27) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 28) Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk
 * 29) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 30) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * 31) Rasputin vs Stalin
 * 32) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * 33) Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * 34) Wright Brothers vs Mario Brothers
 * 35) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
 * 36) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * 37) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 38) Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays
 * 39) Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * 40) Adam vs Eve
 * 41) Hitler vs Vader 3
 * 42) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * 43) Moses vs Santa Claus
 * 44) Mr T vs Mr Rogers
 * 45) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * 46) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
 * 47) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * 48) Darth Vader vs Hitler 2
 * 49) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * 50) George Washington vs William Wallace
 * 51) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
 * 52) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
 * 53) Napoleon vs Napoleon
 * 54) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il
 * 55) Easter Bunny vs Genghis Khan


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 * -|My Top 100 Songs=These are my 100 favourite songs. Right now, the list isn't finished and also needs massive revising, I'll find time to do it at some stage and link all the songs so you can check out ones you don't know. You may notice it has a lot of Michael Jackson, Eminem and Watsky which makes sense cuz they're some of my favourite artists. I didn't include ERB in this list cuz I couldn't be bothered.
 * 1) 	| Rap God - Eminem


 * 1) 	| You Need Me, I Don't Need You - Ed Sheeran


 * 1) 	| Whoa Whoa Whoa - Watsky


 * 1) 	| Viva La Vida - Coldplay


 * 1) 	| Fairytale of New York - The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl


 * 1) 	| Let Her Go - Passenger


 * 1) 	| You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring


 * 1) 	| Lose Yourself - Eminem


 * 1) 	| Same Love - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert


 * 1) 	| Awoken - H8 Seed, Wooden Toaster


 * 1) 	| Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Stan - Eminem ft. Dido


 * 1) 	| Read All About It - Professor Green ft. Emili Sandé


 * 1) 	| Earth Song - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna


 * 1) 	| Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd


 * 1) 	| Survival - Eminem


 * 1) 	| Discord, The Living Tombstone Remix - Eurobeat Brony


 * 1) 	| Payphone - Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa


 * 1) 	| Strong As an Oak - Watsky


 * 1) 	| Beat It - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi


 * 1) 	| Game Over Remix - Tinchy Stryder ft. Various Artists


 * 1) 	| Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem


 * 1) 	| Never Let It Die - Watsky


 * 1) 	| Without Me - Eminem


 * 1) 	| Airplanes Pt. II - B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams, Eminem


 * 1) 	| The Real Slim Shady - Eminem


 * 1) 	| Game Over - Tinchy Stryder ft. Various Artists


 * 1) 	| Pompeii - Bastille


 * 1) 	| Summercat - Billie the Vision & the Dancers


 * 1) 	| Unbreakable - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| When Can I See You Again? - Owl City


 * 1) 	| Warriors - Imagine Dragons


 * 1) 	| Who Is It? - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Kids In America - Kim Wilde


 * 1) 	| Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton


 * 1) 	| Rockstar - Dappy ft. Brian May


 * 1) 	| MoonQuest - Area 11


 * 1) 	| Come Together - Michael Jackson (original by the Beatles)


 * 1) 	| They Don't Care About Us - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Counting Stars - OneRepublic


 * 1) 	| Cardboard Castles - Watsky


 * 1) 	| Another Part of Me - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Dedication to My Ex - Lloyd ft. Andre 3000, 'Lil Wayne


 * 1) 	| Young Guns - Lewi White ft. Ed Sheeran, Devlin, Griminal, Yasmin


 * 1) 	| Radioactive - Imagine Dragons


 * 1) 	| The Other Side - Tonight Alive


 * 1) 	| Monster - Michael Jackson ft. 50 Cent


 * 1) 	| We Made You - Eminem


 * 1) 	| Legacy - Eminem


 * 1) 	| We're the Sh!t - Cady Groves


 * 1) 	| Somewhere Only We Know - Keane


 * 1) 	| Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson


 * 1) 	| Tree Hugger - Kimya Dawson


 * 1) 	| Waves, Robin Schulz Radio Edit - Mr. Probz


 * 1) 	| Hold My Hand - Michael Jackson ft. Akon


 * 1) 	| Troublemaker - Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida

Battles
 * 1)       | Heart Skips a Beat - Olly Murs ft. Rizzle Kicks
 * 2)       | Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
 * -|People that I'd like in an ERB=
 * Amelia Earhart vs Marie Curie


 * Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin


 * Boudicca vs Katniss Everdeen


 * Pheonix Wright vs Atticus Finch


 * Marie Antoinette vs Lady Macbeth


 * Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde vs Bruce Banner and the Hulk

Rappers
 * Winston Churchill


 * Rocky Balboa


 * Yugi Moto


 * Charles Dickens


 * George Orwell


 * Oscar Wilde

Guests
 * Some British monarch, my preferences would be:
 * William I
 * Richard III
 * Henry VIII
 * Mary I
 * Elizabeth I
 * Elizabeth II
 * Benito Mussolini
 * Eminem
 * Tupac
 * Jon Cozart - I think he should either rap in a Disney character battle, play a member of One Direction, or make an a capella beat for a Disney related battle
 * The Yogscast
 * Jon Lajoie
 * Markiplier
 * JacksFilms
 * TomSka
 * MikeyBolts
 * Harley from EpicMealTime
 * TheLivingTombstone - To make an awesome techno beat for a battle

Pokémon Shizzle= So I like Pokémans and stuff and this is some stuff about Pokémans.

Favourite starters (in terms of how cute they are :3):

Totodile > Chespin > Tepig > Chimchar > Charmander > idgaf, after this they all ugly

Cutest Pokémon:

Totodile > Pancham > Chespin > Ledian > Emolga

Some other sexy Pokémon include:

Castform, Rotom, Beedrill, Vaporeon, Porygon, Dragonair, Ledian, Ampharos, Scyther, Manectric, Plusle and Minun, Milotic, Tropius, Salamence, Rayquaza, Luxray, Gastrodon, Spiritomb, Yanmega, Glaceon, Carracosta, Zoroark, Emolga, Galvantula, Klinklang, Cryogonal, Beartic, Bisharp, Volcarona, Keldeo, Genesect, Talonflame, Gogoat, Pancham, Clauncher, Aurorus, Noivern. These are rules that I always adhere to when writing a rap and it's sort of like a code of lyrical honour for me. You have no obligation to adhere to it yourself.
 * -|Jude's Five Commandments of Rhyme=

1. You cannot rhyme an unstressed syllable. E.g. 'me' and 'fantasy'. The last stressed syllable must rhyme with something, in this case, the 'fant-' in 'fantasy'. An example could be 'anger me' and 'fantasy'. One thing I will say is that if the stressed syllable does not fall in the same place in the line as your rhyming stressed syllable, e.g. (and this is an example from one of Angemon's battles) 'Hermione' and 'try me' then that's fine mostly. Say it back to yourself to ensure it doesn't sound awkward.

2. You cannot rhyme homophones. Homophones, for those who don't know, are words that sound the same when said but have different meanings, e.g. 'one' and 'won' (not to be confused with homographs, words written the same with different meanings, e.g. 'tear' meaning to rip and 'tear' as in the things you cry. Homonyms are when the words have the same spelling and pronunciation but mean different things, e.g. 'bark', the onomatopoeic sound of a dog and 'bark', the outer layer of a tree. Both of these are forbidden as well, by the way).

3. Similar to the above rule and sort of to the first, you can't rhyme a word where the suffix (the ending portion of a word that can be added on to different words to change what that word means) is the same and the word that it is added to does not rhyme. E.g. 'worthless' and 'brainless'. Something you could do might be 'worthless' and 'turfless' (yes, that's a word).

4. More of a recommendation than a rule, don't use filler words like 'see', 'bro', 'dude', 'bitch' etc. just to make a rhyme work. E.g. 'You'll pray for mercy / cuz you're gonna get hurt, see'. It makes the rhyme look a little lazy in my humble opinion. If you wanna fit in a multi-syllable rhyme but it would end up having one of these words then you don't have to use it. A solid monosyllabic rhyme is better than an awkward multi-syllable rhyme.

5. Finally, (until I think of more), the core idea of rhyming is the vowel sound. If the vowel sound isn't similar or the same, it doesn't rhyme. By similar I mean things like maybe 'hurt this' and 'worthless' where you can sort of twist the vowel of the syllable to sound the same. An example where you can't really do this is something like 'set' and 'bit' where you pronounce 'set' like 'sit'. I believe it makes it sound weird but you might have a different opinion.

Sidenote: This also applies to rhyming words with an '-ing' suffix with a word that has an '-ee' sound as the rhyme. E.g. 'Drumbeat' and 'Something'. I see this a lot but I have no idea how it's meant to rhyme unless you say 'sometheeng' which sounds odd.

These are my BDRB (Bobdave Rap Battles) and they are themeless battles. Also including my 10/10 Would Bang crap battle series, one of which having won an award for Best Crap Battle 2014 (Hugh Neutron vs Timmy Turner).
 * -|BDRB=

This is my current series which I update with no set schedule because school work and laziness. It features Pokémon (hence the title) and it has some sexy guests in it so yeah.
 * -|Rap Battles of the Pokédex=

SEASON ONE GUESTS:

Laura as Rapidash in Rapidash vs Zebstrika

Tiger as Aggron in Bastiodon vs Aggron

Brendan as Bouffalant in Bouffalant vs Tauros

Joe as Scyther in Scyther vs Sneasel

Lexi as Cacturne in Maractus vs Cacturne

BaLTSTHRBoTSTH or Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy to Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy to Handlery is a crap battle collaboration series between me and Barry. It is the best thing to happen to this Wiki.
 * -|BaLTStHRBoTStH=

Over the course of my time at this Wiki, I have guested in some people's rap battles. Check the battles and the people out, they are all sexy. Warning, potential spoilers for royales.
 * -|Guest Appearances=

I played Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in Brendan's Count Dracula vs The Wolfman

I played Hannibal Lecter in Brendan's Freddy Krueger vs Jason Vorhees

I played Winston Churchill in TKandMit's The Big Three vs The Big Three

I played Charlie Chaplin in Drakan's Charlie Chaplin vs Mr Bean

I played Eren Jaeger in Drakan's Eren Jaeger vs David I have made audio covers to some users' fanmades because I really liked them as well as some real ERBs and stuff. Check out my Soundcloud here. I've covered several users' battles on there. You can also take a look at the account I've designated to do audio covers for my Rap Battles of the Pokédex series, the link's right here.
 * -|Audio Covers=

 Real ERBs  My cover of Spielberg vs Hitchcock with randomly chosen accents and personalities