User blog:Stofferex/Epic Rap Battles of Stofferex 7: Sheldon Cooper vs Dr. House

'''Here we are again, a new rap. This time we got the famous nerdy character from the famous TV show "Big Bang Theory", Sheldon Cooper, competing against the famous doctor who is as smart as Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Gregory House. Time to see which character is the best TV series doctor and also...who can be the better rapper!'''

 (Sheldon)

 Let’s start this battle with me doing a big bang!/

 That’s science talk, you dumb hairy orangutan

 My rhymes get spit out by a genious, you need to calculate/

 When I look at IMDB I can’t stop from laughing at your rate

 Im a favorite in the TV, so why don’t you take som lessons?/

 If you wanna reach my level, quit your freakin depression!

 You have problems with your leg & your dad? YIKES!/

 But tell me next time you win a nobel prize



 (House)

 Is there any doctors in this house? Of course not/

 Im a master of sugery, and a virgin nerd is all I got?

 You live in a apartment with a guy, that’s sounds really weird/

 But why am I not surprised? You are after all a big queer

 Even if I have a leg problem, I can still kick your ugly ass/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Take lessons from you? Bitch, you’re in my class!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I’ll knock knock knock your brain out with these disses/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im leading a whole group, you’re just a member of a group with dorky bitches!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Sheldon)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Well now I know your rhymes is soft as a kitty/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You make me sads cuz you both stupid & shitty!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> So what if I live with Leonard? What about you?/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You & James Wilson, there is something between you two

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I actually have a girlfriend, you can only get a one-night stand/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Rocking your stick, you seriously think you’re in a rock band?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> To Sherlock wanna-bees I’ll just give them the finger!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> But just for you I’ll give you this...BAZINGA!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (House)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im tired of this, quit your Spock, Lizards and shit/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You may make a big bang but Im the one who delivers the hit

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> When Im solving tough ”puzzle’s” you can call me ”The Flash”/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> When your talking its like you’re spitting out some serious trash!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im smarter than you and you’re gang, even if Im taking pills/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> The pain I’ll bring you will not be cheep, so pay the hospital the bills!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Why did you even bother to challenge me, the awesome Dr House?/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Nevermind that, cuz I just owned you like a baws!

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Who Won? Sheldon Cooper Dr. House