User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.78: Davy Crockett vs Steve Irwin

Another day another battle.

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DAVY CROCKETT

VS

STEVE IRWIN

BEGIN!!!!!

Davy Crockett

Looking for a folk hero? Well it's me, Davy Crockett.

Let me just say Steve, quarantine doesn't matter, so fuck it.

The king of the wild frontier is about to step on some uncharted territory.

You maybe an Australian legend, but I'm the one with all the glory.

I split bullets in half just using a musket, an axe and a tree.

As a politician, I represented the people of Tennessee.

I'm remembered for leading a revolution in the lone star fucking state.

So I'm off to eat some bear meat before you call me your mate.

Steve Irwin

The original crocodile hunter, is here to snap and bite,

Just like your rivalry with Jackson, I will put up a good fight.

I'm the deadliest rapper alive, on land or in the ocean.

In the house, you couldn't even pass a simple motion.

Crikey mate! Have you seen what you are wearing?

My rhymes make more sense than what the Disney channel is airing.

Got an asteroid named in honour of me, what have you got?

A bunch of rubbish films and a bullet hole where you got shot.

Davy Crockett

You call that a verse? This is a verse.

Stung by a stingray, ended up in a hearse.

I'll skin crocodiles to make my wives a purse.

My top 10 survivalists? Well Bear Grylls would be first.

Steve Irwin

You're playing chicken in Alamo, hiding from the enemy.

My children got happy feet as they carry on my legacy.

Got a bonzer of a wife, as I explore jungles and bays.

Just remember the name's not Irlose, it's Irwin. G'day!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

