User blog:Iamthelegion/Magneto and Titanium Man vs Smithers and Mr Burns

An old guy and his lackey vs and old guy and his lackey. 10/10 connection.

Magneto is in purple

Titanium Man is in green

Mr Burns is in yellow

Waylon Smithers is in blue

For either group, both is in white

Magneto and Titanium Man:
You want a battle? You've got a real ripper on your hands

This villainous duo is so powerful it gets respect from bands

We're tougher than Titanium, and limitlessly magnetic

Enough to beat down a toadie and a feeble eccentric

The two of you will fry like your name is Frank Grimes

Real super powered OG's, rattling you lyrically like chimes

If we were you two, we'd be lame, but we wouldn't go for the crown

We'd go back to our power plant before it goes into another meltdown

Smithers and Mr Burns:
How could you possibly beat the great Mr Burns, he's Excellent

Compared to Smithers alone you two matter less than excrement

Tite's biggest fame came from alliance with communist China

After this, you two flop villains will ache more than my angina

Since we're serving you radioactive lines like the Mulk

You don't mean a Thang, crushed under Homer's intense bulk

Own you guys quicker than we did the one and only Pieman

A sellout and a hypocrite should just make like Les Wynan

Magneto and Titanium Man:
Is that so? Perhaps you should take your own advice

We'll take you out in a dual-pronged attack, fried twice

Burns, with all the other shows your interchangeable

Smithers, John left you, you'll both be blasted like Cable

Take you out quicker than Magneto sells movie tickets

You shouldn't've stepped up to bat, that just isn't cricket

Steal every one of your dollars, including your billion note

We'll bury you both like the Nazis! He's right, you know

Smithers and Mr Burns:
Sorry, we didn't hear you, we were having a Money fight!

Got so much skill it transmutes into cash every night

And trust me when I say that I roll them. That's true, sir

We'll abandon these two like Crimson Dynamo, Take that curs

Do you want to see flow? We'll make the blood rain

This is like Scorpia Rising, use this to measure pain

Finish off a mutant degenarate and reprobate nut and lug

Two words perfectly sum up your little crappy song: Bah! Humbug.

Outro:
Well, that was fun to write. The song Magneto and Titanium Man by Paul McCartney and Wings is here

Who won? Magneto and Titanium Man Mr Burns and Waylon Smithers