Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-4555655-20120716074759

Rick Santorum vs Newt Gingrich

Santorum: I hope politics are good enough for you!

If I kidnapped your damn children I wouldn't spare two!

But I'm for America, and that's breaking the law!

Still, I'd cut you in half if I could find a fucking saw!

Gingrich: Saw my ass off, I don't give a shit!

Buy an asp, let it bite you, Cleopatra did it!

Go ahead, live your life in Candy Land!

I'll stuff you in a drum, then imitate a marching band!

Santorum: You prick! Marching bands are so overrated!

You're 70 and you've still never dated!

Go write a book, as usual, in chalk!

Live at an old folks home! Or take a fucking walk!

Gingrich: Who are you, Lindsey Lohan?

Cause your smell just needs a fucking fan!

Your face looks like a damn pizza pie!

I gotta leave. OK! Goodbye!

(Romney jumps up into view and yells "Goober!!!!!")

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!!!!!

Nicepeter as Santorum

EpicLLOYD as Gingrich