User blog:JaphethMario/Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby - Japheth Fictional Rap Battle Ep.3

Hello, 3rd battle...yeah!

So anyways this battle feature a team of Cartoon Network duo, features a Two slackers Modercai and Rigby and Two adventurers Finn and jake

MAIN RAPPERS:

Both Finn and Mordecai are Bold and Italic



Both Jake and Rigby are underline

If there in normal font they're both rapping

JAPHETH'S FICTIONAL RAP BATTLE















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Finn and Jake Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Finn, How could two slackers could beat the adventurer duo ? <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I don’t know Jake, but their life must sucks because all they got is hard labor <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> The only thing you succeed , is ticking off Benson  and blowing jobs.

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> What time is it  ? To show these lazy heads who’s the boss <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> We’re the spawn of good CN shows, like Steven universe  and Over the Garden Wall <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> We are going to make you more embarass, than Mordecai butt dial in a voice call <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Unlike you guys, we don’t help from an immortal yeti to solve any problem <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Heck, they need a bunch of baby ducks just to deal a flock of geese,  we can beat em <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"><span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Instead of wishing the Lich doesn't exist,  we wish you to be gone Mordecai and Rigby  <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%">Thomas was a Russian Spy ? Man that's the lamest twist in cartoon history

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I’m a doug that can shapeshift and I’m going to break your repetation like teasing other <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="MsoNormal"><u style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;line-height:115%;"> Wait who’s Rigby again? Isn’t it Don ’s infamous jealous little brother

Modecai and Rigby Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"><span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">  STOP TALKING !  We work our butts harder   ,   so give us a raise losers

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Is it a threat from a  Fu-Dog wannabe and a hero who’s afraid of water? <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> We’re the real Cartoon Network duo, they isn’t any other <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Duos saving princess from a pervert in a castle, it’s too familiar to the Mario Brothers  <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your noodle moves is more girly than  your gender bend version <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Bubblegum is more mean-spirited and pissed off  than our boss Benson

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Jake got butthurt when he lose to a card game,  how depressing <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You may grow, shrink, stretch and transform, but you can’t do hamboning <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Watching a kid who’s higher on acid than me, is really awkward <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> We’re known to take stronger foes, you're known only for fighting an old ice wizard <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> ' The time isn’t Adventure Time, it’s just 2 in the AM PM, OOHHHH! '

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:center3.25in"> Land of OOO ?  More like land of  OOHHHH!

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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:20px;line-height:22px;">Finn and Jake Verse:
These wannabe hipsters think they can blow a rhyme at us ,

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Pointess Explosions, Filler Montages, Boring Fight Scene, your show has no class <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You’re like Modern SpongeBob and Patrick, making a grumpy tritogonist’s life in pain <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Bubblegum’s pink sweater keeps me warm, while Margret’s mess up your brain <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your rapping skills is more pathetic than Modercai’s artworks <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Who need jobs anyway? You’ll never get rich and even get porked <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Rigby drop out of school but can’t even drop a verse <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> *autotune* Facing us Slackers dumber than those banana guards is gonna get bad to worse

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<h2 class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:20px;">Modecai and Rigby Verse: <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Ugh !  80’s music is better than this generation of auto tune crap <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> We can beat you in this battle because we already know how to rap <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> The only thing that’s crappier than Finn’s autotune, his is screaming and squeaking <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Jake’s fetish on clown nurses, is more distrubing than Muscle Man and his Girlfriend kissing <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor: background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> We’re so cool  we show modern day kids’ network cursing and real guns <span style="font-size:11.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> This is the fin, Finn, cause you got shown up to Cinnamon Bun <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Blonde boy yelling Adventure, It’s like Finn is a just FlapJack fraud  <span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You know who else likes to ditch Finn since childhood ? YOUR REAL DAD! <span style="font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">

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<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%">WHO'S NEXt

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%">YOU DECIDE

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<p class="MsoNormal">HINT for May 15 Battle:

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<p class="MsoNormal">Locked Sisters known for their music