User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Honchkrow vs Raven



Alright, Ye. I did say 5 days until this one, but seeing as today is friday the 13th, well, I couldn't let this one slide, it's almost too perfect.

Todays Match-up is sponsored by a bird who's based on a Crow and a Raven, fighting a teen titan who's name is literally Raven. One is very moody, the other one is clearly a bird.

Uhhh...

I don't really know what else to write here.

So...

Let's try to...

Uhm...

Wow, this luck. Let's go ahead with the locations.

Locations:
Honchkrow & ???: a Forest

Raven: Titans Tower:

???: Raven's Mind

Intro:
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

HONCHKROW, THE BIG BOSS POKEMON

VERSUS

RAVEN

BEGIN

The Battle
Honchkrow:

I’m gonna fly about the likes of this disappointing Raven

I’ll make this Teen Titan fall into her unsafe Haven

And if I’m not mistaken, The Justice League just decided that you weren’t worth saving!

I’m not playing, I’m a crow with the skills of a Super Saiyan

I get a Rise from a Raven, and a Dark Pulse from the game

It’s just insane how this itty bitty teen demon gained fame

I’ll strike you down like I was using a slash in the air

And in the end? I can’t go without my feathers molting and my skin bare

I’m a brave bird against a telepathic sorceress

I’m about to end this battle the same way as the Trigon mess

Raven:

Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS

Now that I’ve got you trapped, I have a few words to say

This dark magic I present? It’ll leave you in shame

I’ll put you in my mirror, and let you wander my mind

This bird brain will disintegrate before he tries to escape alive

You’re not an explorer of time, Wandering around a spacial rift

You can also tell Mismagius that Raven has the better gift

Try not to Aid the Enemy before Pursuing your lofty goal

I’ll defeat this Yamikarasu before it gets a dusk stone

Honchkrow & Murkrow:

Oh shit! Looks like this Raven is trying to get Tara Strong

You participated in WW3, But the Teen Titans were still wrong

You switched bodies! Only because beast boy rejected you

Still no fun at parties. You’re still that cliche doom & gloom

Step off the track before we throw out a shadow ball

Honchkrow and murkrow will defeat this demon before the new 52 is caw-lled

This is an injustice! This god among us is nothing more than a brat

Get strapped to this seat, I’m about to Mad Mod your ass!

Raven: You’ll need some super luck if you want to tie me down

I’m the daughter of a demon, my ‘doom and gloom’ should make you drown

Even if my personalities intruded into the battle...

 Em ot ic lo ne s:

We’ll Squash you! High five your face! And leave in disgrace, burning your feathery buttholes

There’s not really much to do... and we would LOVE to stay and chat!

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Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! RAP!

~Raven: ZINTHOS~

BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY!

Who Won? Honchkrow & Murkrow Raven The Emoticlones