User blog:DexterMaximus/ERBOH Dexter - Macklemore vs Eminem (Obama vs Romney)

So, yeah. On Facebook, I was talking to Stoff about new battles, and he asked me to do a battle with Eminem. After considering Eminem vs Jesus and some other stuff, we decided to do Eminem vs Macklemore, as previously used by ERBParodies. And, it is styled on the lines of Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Let's go!-

Cast-
EpicLLOYD as Eminem

Nice Peter as Macklemore

DeStorm Power or Iman Crosson as Tupac

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Eminem!

VS!

Macklemore!

BEGIN-

Macklemore-

I'm gonna win this battle with superior raps

I'm rich! And I spit fat wit, winning like Tupac

We're two hip-hop stars with a top connection

You're a decent MC, Shady, so says your complexion

I get people humming the tune, get em hip-hopping

You whine about your life, while I'm out Thrift Shopping

You have a life of pity

where your spittin' pretty

With your blowjobs, but soon you'll be left evicted, you Slim knob

Good times, harder than my sick rhymes, I thought you knew this

Knocking you back harder than when I make hits with Ryan Lewis

to be finished