User blog:JHammond/Harry Houdini VS Harry Potter

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

HARRY HOUDINI!

VS

HARRY POTTER!

BEGIN!



Harry Potter: Oh, bloody hell, what have we here?

A wannabe sorcerer who I can't go near.

Your weak illusions and cheap tricks can't save you now.

Tell me Weiss, why did you marry such a cow?

It's a battle of wits and wisdom, and I'll be the winner.

I'll sell your rigged handcuffs to highest bidder.

Then I'll find Hardeen, and tell him you're a quitter.

Why should you even bother?

I'm Harry Potter!

After I'm through here I won't need "Avada Kadavra."

Harry Houdini: Ha! What a lark!

You think you are so great.

Just you wait until you meet the Hellish Gates.

My magic is a classic. Ecstatic!

Some would even call it dramatic!

You are the one who should be ashamed, you stupid bastard!

Your spells sound like some gibberish muttered backwards!

I take death like a boss, you just run and hide.

So sit down, you deserve a thorough chide.

Harry Potter: I can take it like a man, just ask Hermione.

Your life is so worthless, a waste of a eulogy.

You think you can size yourself up to me?

No, and 450 million sales don't lie.

I'm the one magician everyone wants to see.

My magic is real!

Yours is just manipulated physics.

I'm the one true, all-powerful, motherfucking man of mystics.

Harry Houdini: If your parents could see you now, they would probably cry.

You are a faliure to all.

They would be glad that they died.

You've been held back for six damn years.

Your pathetic existence make me shed tears.

How do you consider winning as your fate?

You can't even decide if you are gay or straight!

I have had enough of this silly battle.

I'm going to home, but once I'm done, you'll never say again "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"

'''WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!'''

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!





Winner Harry Houdini Harry Potter