User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2: Neville Flynn vs Nick Fury

Hello, ladies and gentlecats. It is I, Corp G for another edition of Epic Rap Battles of History. This episode was originally gonna be Will Smith vs Morgan Freeman, but I had rapper's block for that match-up, so I chose Nick Fury vs Neville Flynn, the two best Samuel L. Jackson characters.

Cast
DeStorm Power as Neville Flynn

Iman Crosson as Nick Fury and John Shaft

Peter Shukoff as Walter Wade, Jr. (cameo)

Toby Turner as Sean Jones (cameo)

Angela Trimbur as Maria Hill (cameo)

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Neville Flynn!

VS!

Nick Fury!

BEGIN!

Neville-

Oh, hey, it's one-eye, leading a team of retards with powers

I'll bitch-slap your anti-peripheral vision, and then shoot up Stark Towers

I prefer The Hoff, if I'm honest, but for now I'll keep my mouth sealed

Fuck it, I'll say what I like, to you and your puny agents of SHIELD

I've had it with these motherfucking heroes in this motherfucking world

You'll cry a single tear when my full lethal raps are unfurled

I'll shoot you in the face, and avoid the wrath of the jury

You think you're so tough, but I can easily beat your Fury

Nick-

Come on man, don't be so hard, Special Agent Flynn

I'm in for the win, you actual sin, just take it on the chin

I'm rolling with superheroes, you belong in a rubbish bin

Notify your next of kin, but your murder won't be a sin

Why don't you bite my ass, aka enter this plane

I'll cut you like a chicken Kiev, fly to the capital of Ukraine

Take away your bulletproof vest, and I'll shoot you like S. Jones

When I'm done with you, you'll be nothing but rottin' bones

John Shaft-

Shut your mouths, you pair of ho's, and suck my long Shaft

Every time somebody sees both yo movies, they laughed and laughed

I'm not sure what's older, your age or the age of Ultron

My motto is simple, "May Fucking Shaft Live Long."

I only stopped by to tell you that I rule over you both, bitches

You duo are forgotten, while I'm bathing in the riches WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Nick Fury John Shaft Neville Flynn