User blog:Padsquad2010/Generic Rap Battles of History - Dmitri Mendeleyev vs. Melvil Dewey

2nd battle I've made. This suggestion came about the day I joined chat for the first time. I loved it. Now I've made it my own. It features periodic table developer Dmitri Mendeleyev, and Dewey Decimal System developer Melvil Dewey. Hopefully, this is a. Bette than the last one, and b. more entertaining.

The Battle
GENERIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DMITRI MENDELEYEV

VS.

MELVIL DEWEY

BEGIN!!!!!!

Mendeleyev: No more quiet in this library, it's reacting with combustion. My work explains the universe. I'm the elemental Russian. Don't you know that books and words are inconsistent with the ages Chemicals are uniform, the same on all the pages. Your system is closed-minded, with no room for new thought. Mine has told of new substances and connected every dot. You founded the ALA, got banned! So opened Lake Placid then, you resigned! These tragedies wouldn't have seen daylight, If you knew how to handle women right.

Dewey: Tough words from this little batch of Strychnine Who managed to visually mix Gandalf and Einstein One doesn't simply compare me to this lowly lilliputian Your table's simple, basic, an obvious solution Your wordsmithing quality is below adequate speech. Saying eka doesn't change things, so names were changed to teach. Deweya know the power of reading? For you have such an unclear mind That you might overlook the libraries, where you will surely find These libraries around the world're all based on my design. So this Siberian doth shiver in fright while he tries to find a rhyme.

Mendeleyev: I Mendeleev some top rhymes to clobber you and see you've lyrically died. My mind will blow your own with some Francium Fluoride. Your paperbacks are exothermic with the fire I'm dealing. Yet my endothermic body won't rest until you're reeling. You failed at love, life, happiness, an enemy to all. I see a sad, sopping sack, crawling ready to bawl. I'm breathing Chlorine up your nose, and spitting Mercury down your throat. You have just become the ultimate scapegoat. Just be ready for your death, all alone by the lake 'Cause I've proven myself too superheavy to take.

Dewey: One little Eskimo landed in the 800 section. This frozen walrus is a pure work of fiction. His life has been lessened by removal of my books. That being all-encompassing, he now receives strange looks. Deprived of knowledge, Mendy, you've stumbled over your grid. There's no one true layout to all the work I did. One hundred years later, your comfy hundred eighteen seems underwhelming. My gelid mind overpowers your warmth, infinitely categorizing. Now consider the mass of books that has arisen since my list. Never once has my work been modified, you have now become dismissed.

WHO WON? Who Won? Dmitri Mendeleyev Melvil Dewey

WHO'S NEXT?

I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS!

GENERIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!