User blog:Dragonsblood23/EFB: Edgerr Alun Slow VS Stevun Queen

Everybody's favorite ERB is now being crapped on by EFB.

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STEVUN QUEEN

VS

Edgerr Alun Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Edgerr:

hhhhhhheelllllllloooooooooo mmmmmyyyyyyy nnnnnnaaaaammmmeeeeeee iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss-

Stevun:

STFU I write books

They are Cook Books

To Cook Books

I eat Books

about Captain Cook

who reads Books

You're a Crook

your not dark

not even grey

Edgerr:

Eeeeeeeeeedddddd

Speel Lames:

I got grey tho 49 of them in my book 49 shades of grey

which people call very very very very very very very gay

But not as gay as those 2 Hornio and Hide

who got stuck in a waterslide

or some shit go read that blog

cause I haven't I was wrting fanfictions for too long

Now I gotta eat 50 Shades of Beetles

cause I'm darker than Dawn Cheatle

Edgerr:

ggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

Dawn Cheatle as Cupten Planut:

I AM CUPTEN PLNUT

OH SHIT DAMN IT

I MISPELLED I

I IS SPELLED XXXXXXXXXY

TURN INTO A TREE

AND LET IT BE

FOR GRAMMER I DONT CARE

CAUSE I AINT NO HAPPY CERE BEOR!

Edgerr:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Bluck Cere Beor:

Fuck you I don't care either

cause I have no speakers

I have black so that means life

and I can rip a clitoris with a knife

I SERIOUS DON'T GIVE A FUCK

UNLESS YOUR A KID OR A DUCK

Now lets all place our bets

on what the fuck is the intornat

Edgerr:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Da Kods' Glide tu da Intornat Famamu N' Fronds:

YO WE ALL KNOW DA INTORNAT

ITS FILLED WITH PORN AND CATS

WE JACK OFF TO IT EVERYDAY

CAUSE WE ARE ALL SO VERY GAY

WE WRITE IN ALL CAPS THATS WHAT WE DO

CAUSE WE WROTE THIS RAP IN A VERY LOUD ZOO

WE WON CAUSE WE KNOW ABOUT DA INTORNAT

NOW GTFO AS WE WATCH PORNOS AND CATS

Edgerr:

Ssssssssllllllllloooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

BITCH!

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU CAN DECIDE IF YOU WANT

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