George Washington vs William Wallace

George Washington vs William Wallace will be the 44th installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the eleventh and penultimate episode of Season 3. It will feature the 1st President of the United States, George Washington, rapping against Scottish revolutionist, William Wallace. According to the March 11th Monday Show, it will be released on June 30th.

The battle was confirmed to be George Washington vs William Wallace in a YouTube spot on ERB2's channel.

Cast
Nice Peter as George Washington

EpicLLOYD as William Wallace

??? as Campbell

Lyrics
William Wallace:

TBA

…little blousy outfit,

Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument

I'll knock you the fuck out, mate, you died owning slaves, I died setting em free (free!)

That's the highland way, this pirate prick couldn't beat me in a foot race

I was emasculated, eviscerated, I had my head chopped off and they put it on a pike

But I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme

I'll rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic!

I'll knock your face off the moolah, alba gu bràth (hoora! hoora! hoora!)

Founding Father got no children,

Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers couldn't swim

That's Washington, such a shite tactician

The fucking British Army didn't even want in

I'm Wallace! I'm flawless!

Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses!

I post my kilt, strap my sword on my hilt, step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill!

You and all of your politicians straight going to hell!

The only Washington I trust Denzel!

George Washington:
Is that the best you got for me?!

I'll chop down an MC like a cherry tree!

See, power! That's what the meaning of my flag is!

Your nation's famous for golf and haggis!

I'm fabulous from my head to my shoebuckle!

Step to me, and catch a knee to the mooseknuckle!

Here's a ???

I'm dressed like a pimp, best moves in at the ball

MacGyver, McLevy, McSchool you all

I'll trap more Scots out than Hadrian's Wall!!

William Wallace:
I don't give a shite about your fancy clothes!

You ripped all those and enslaved black folks

Grew weed and you made hemp grow,

But if ya think you'll beat me, ya must be having a smoke!

No joke! Don't tee off with me, laddie!

Even if you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy!

My style's ice cold, yours is old and shabby

You're the Father of Your Country, but I'm your daddy!

Poll
Coming Soon!