User blog:LawnDefender072003/Ban Ki-moon vs. Kim Jong-un

Time for mmy third fanmade battle

Kim Jong un:
Step up, and let me show you what a real leader is

One day, I’ll make your South Korea not to exist

Making my whole nation fear and treat me as a god

I even killed my goddamn uncle and fed him to dogs

Don’t you see how bloody powerful I am?

I can wipe out the US with a push of my hand

You did terrible as secretary of the UN

Watch out cause I’m about to put you into the end

Ban Ki-moon:
I just gotta say, your fucking rhymes are turds

Because you are the most immature leaders on Earth

Your whole fucking family are so evil

What you have done are unacceptable

You even lock your people up and make them suffer

Hate to say this, but you are the only fat person in your country

Get millions from the UN every year, just to spend on weaponry

I really despite what you have done

Launching bombs and nukes just to have fun

You’re a little sad kid who get trapped in a man’s body

Even your digestive system can’t even work properly

Kim Jong-un:
I can’t help but say this, your words and your actions are irony

You help the nigger president who is more evil than me

You should have dodged this rap battle like how you dodged your questions

Even with your glasses, you still have no power observations

Why didn’t you run for president this year, Moon?

Are you scared ‘cause your country’s going to end soon?

Ban Ki-moon:
Why should I be scared of this overweight Pennywise?

You should treat your citizens like how you treat your wife

You invited Rodman to your country just to have some yaoi

Spending your time with him in a North Korean Hawaii

If you love the westerns so much, why don’t you push your isolated gate out

Are you fucking trying to make your stupid father and grandfather proud?

Kim Jong-un, I hope you will stop being ruthless

Or the rebels will rise and you’ll be finished

Who won? Ban Ki-moon Kim Jong-un