User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/Epic Lab Battles of Shitstory: Tyler, The Creator vs Will Smith



Hello, my beauties. It is I! The professional terrible person is back to wreak havoc with rhymes straight from my brain. Today, we have the leader of Odd Future, Tyler, The Creator, taking on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will Smith! Hopefully, you enjoy this horrible battle.

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYUqbtZ-lA&ab_channel=CJBeats

Tyler, The Creator Background: Suburban House

Will Smith Background: Graffiti Wall and Throne

EEEEEEEEEEEPIC LAB BATTLES OF SHITSTORY!!

WILL SMITH

VS

TYLER, THE CREATOR

BEGIN!!

Will Smith(First Verse)
So, this is a story about how

I put Tyler, The Creator six feet down

So, just take a minute and sit right there

And I'll tell you how I took Tyler's ass to Bel-Air!

Get jiggy with it, welcome to the Wild, Wild West!

You're a goblin, Tyler. Take a bow to the real best!

I rock the house with these Bad Boys, Odd Future broke up?

That was a bad choice! Now, you a bastard with no backup!

So, you can take this rap as a pretty large notion

that you should retire, and marry Frank Ocean!

Tyler, The Creator(First Verse)
I'll kill Jaden Smith, put my fist in his deep thoughts.

Your raps are faker than the special effects of I, Robot.

Odd Future may have broke up, but don't get confused

This Shark Tale will end with you getting a little abused.

Fucking Young, and ready to fight, stab Jazzy Jeff with a knife

1, 2, you are the one that I kill, 3, 4, 5, 6, you die after nine

So hardcore, banned in the UK, pop Jada's Cherry Bomb.

I sense your tension, bruh, just get jiggy wit' it, stay calm.

You starred in a sitcom, then you made a decision.

"I wonder how hard I can suck in the movie business."

Will Smith(Second Verse)
Yo, bro, back off, don't screw with the system

Incite a riot, be quiet, keep your distance

Goddamn, you mysoginistic too, man!

You a kid, parents don't understand!

Hodgy, Leftie, Taco, Domo

Who those? Don't know!

GOAT. Hitch ya with the hottest rhymes

Men in Black come to fuck you up in time!

Tyler, The Creator(Second Verse)
Check yourself, bitch, you about to get sliced

I am legend, too rope-a-dope for black Vanilla Ice

After Earth saw After Earth, they wanted to negate your birth

You fucked the box office, no length, no width, no girth

Send you back to Independance Day, make you say "Oh, shit!"

Fuck em' up, hand the track to my main man, Frank Ocean.

Frank Ocean(Guest Verse)

 * singing*

Beat: https://youtu.be/4-oqXsToHtU?t=56s 

Well, welcome, take a seat, Mr. Smith

Your entire movie career was myth

Enemy of State...you're a big mistake

Hancock gave me a headache

Your career's dead.

Your career's dead.

Tyler, The Creator(Second Verse Continued)
After your career has burned to the ground, you can fire shots, that's alright


 * slips on goblin mask*

But you can bet on me coming back to get you, see you tonight...

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC LAB BATTLES OF...SHITSTORY

Who Won? Tyler, The Creator Will Smith

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