User blog:The Boron Detective/Bohring Rap Battles: Presidents vs History 1: The Sole Survivor vs Harry S. Truman

Here is the premiere edition of my Presidential rap series, Bohring Rap Battles: Presidents vs History. Today we have 33rd President of the United States,  Harry S. Truman, against Fallout 4 protagonist, the Sole Survivor , to see who really followed the nuclear with a winter, Truman's winter being the Cold War and Sole Survivor's being his cryogenic freezing.

Harry S. Truman, 33rd President of the United States:
Let's take this battle nuclear, my new Manhattan Project:

To take apart a Sole Survivor, this here Iron Man reject.

I won two World Wars, and really messed things up in Korea

You're second sequel to the death of Black Isle's career

I'm pretty sure that your compensation suit is pointless

Given that your VATS targetting leaves crippling flawless

But a real man has to have conviction to pull the trigger

How could you match my guts when I've racked up seven figures?

The Sole Survivor of Vault 111:
Your chances are falling almost as fast as your net worth

Everything you did, well, Ulysses S. Grant did it first

Then I did it BETTER, I'll keep my flow cryogenic

Two hundred years later US morality's still deafened

The Hundred and Eighth'll eighty-six this eighty-eight with HIS eighty-eights

And this time you won't have the Sixtieth coming in for the save

Like your North Korean invasion, you won't be pushing far

You made a Presidential Library - just to get someone to buy your memoirs.

Harry S. Truman, 33rd President of the United States:
I'd beat your Minutemen in seconds, shatter steel brothers

Close down the Institute, be glad your Railroad's undercover

When I drop a bomb, it's got the power of 20,000 tons of TNT

You can expect Boston's taking to be Revered, unlike Nagasaki.

What you did to America is like what the Krauts did to Greece

And you're as poor and ill-equipped as they were, to say the least.

The terrors of Communism are nothing to the bugs of FallOut 4!

And now that the nuclear's gone, you can prepare for a Cold War!

The Sole Survivor of Vault 111:
This isn't the battle I wanted, but it's the one I find myself in.

War changed when you made nothing of the deaths of millions!

You were a D-Grade D-Level judge, and far worse as a Colonel

The only things you had in Reserve went down in cheap journals

You don't get to go to hell, I'll be putting you on ice!

As it comes to backup Presidents, you justify the Vice!

And your flow's as crippled sa your predecessor, so like Ike

I've overpowered Truman, preventing his third term on the mike.

The End
Who won? Harry S. Truman, the 33rd President of the United States The Sole Survivor of Vault 111

My next battle is somewhat, well, revolutionary, though it's a far cry from right.