User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC CHARACTER RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY! Happy Mask Salesman VS Gandhi

What this is:
Something me and Hippie Rat decided to do. I don't know if this is going to be a series or not

Lyrics:
HMS:

Ah, it seems that the loser of India has come to try and love me to death,

I know why you’re so skinny; you spent your whole life trying to live off meth,

don’t get mad, for every where there is happiness, like Happiness for Sale,

you can’t hurt anyone, look at your arms, you’ll be squished like a snail,

you’re in your final days, Gandhi; once the moon hits you’ll go out with a literal blast,

I’ll shove a bomb flower down your throat, it’ll break you and that fast,

I look at you and what pops up is: What a idiotic half-naked fakir or Muslim,

the only reason you’re here right now is because your parents didn’t have a condom



Gandhi:



HMS:



Gandhi: