Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk

Epic Rap Battles Of History #14 is the fourteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features Explorer Christopher Columbus, competing against Star Trek character Captain Kirk. It will be released on October 10, 2011.



Cast
The Whole Cast is not known.

Nice Peter As Christopher Columbus

Lloyd Ahlquist As Captain Kirk

Jon Na As Lieutenant Sulu

Verse 1:
Christopher Columbus

Arrivederci, Imma leave before this battle begins,

'Cause we both know in the end which captain's gonna win!

I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation,

I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in the next generation!

So bring it on, I'll rip you like Klingon,

My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Khan!

I gotta neck chop for Spock, I'll put my sword through Sulu,

Check in your spaceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu!

Captain Kirk

I'm the Enterprise Captain James Tiberius Kirk,

Representing Riverside Island of planet Earth,

I hear you call yourself an explorer but I'm just not having it, you...

Discovered a new world that was already inhabited!

Why don't you boldly go somewhere you've never gone before?

Like India or any destination you've actually set sail for,

You spaghetti eating fuck, how's your spice-rack doing?

I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.

Verse 2:
Christopher Columbus

You know, rapping against you it's not even fun,

It's like somebody's set your brains on stun!

I am the fabric of history, you're a fictional stain!

I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!

Captain Kirk

Spock, beam me back to 1492,

So I can beat this man like it's my job,

We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log,

It's Kobayashi for you,

There's no way you'll win when your weak crew sees me approaching,

They'll be all like: "DAMNITT IT'S JIM!"

I'll double-sift punch you...

Take your genocidal ass off of my bridge.

Poll
Coming Soon!

Trivia

 * The rap was released on iTunes a day before it came out on Youtube (October 9th)
 * It is being released on the case of this Tweet:
 * @nicepeter


 * There will not be a Monday show this Monday, cause of the holiday, but there will be a different video. An epic one. :)


 * 18 hours ago


 * Nice Peter showed two hints as to who it was between on his channel NicePeterToo. One was in the episode "Monday is for new Rules", which showed them performing not in costume. The other was in the episode "Monday Shows Continue Despite", which showed them in costumes.Hint_from_Peter.jpg