User blog:Flashley/My ninth rap battle

Wow! It's time for another rap battle! This is a special occasion because it marks the one month anniversary of this series! Thanks for all the support! Make sure you check out my soundcloud for updates on my Frisk vs Batter series and check out my new mixtape ft. Sans. Ok so today we have another rap between our two favorite characters of all time let's do this!

The Batter:

You about to learn a lesson, messing with a legend

I'm the best and I'mma run you like an engine

Dressed in stripes like an asswipe

Body and bury you so deep you'll need a flashlight

That's right, this a landslide, Batter the real nigga

You're incompatible, bad and I'll batter this lil nigga

I kill niggas, you can't handle, yeah, can't deal nigga

Heart of steel, gonna keep your body concealed nigga

Frisk:

Fuck you mean, nigga? I'm a killing machine

Spilling your spleen, fill up the screen

Blood guts and gore, guess what I've got in store

I'm monster, mash you like potatoes and more

I get bitches, you get stitches

Up to batter I hit pitches

Nigga, I handle this business

Flow like Elsen, sick with illness

The Batter:

You a wack nigga, straight ass burnt

Sippin that lean, my ass gettin turnt

My flow so clean, your ass'l get served

You know me homie, my game came first

Fuck with me, you'll be Sans' lost brother

Like he need another, your bitch ass look like a Mother

Nigga you better step away, I be seasoned like pepper steak

I'll be breathing the smoke, bringing heat stoking the fireplace

Sans:

Don't mention my fuckin name, don't mention my fuckin game

You'll be broken and maimed, like all those jokers you've slain

I be the realest nigga, and I be the realest boss

Your bitchass game be simple, make me turn that shit OFF

Yeah I crack puns? I crack bones, I crack jokes

That's why I crack your your ass, like this is slavery, hoe

You irrelevant ass nigga, you better go fast nigga

Before me and Papryus double team your ass nigga

Papyrus:

It's me Papyrus with the fast rap I'll cap your ass faster than a Gaster blaster from the past

I was compassionate but I'll chastise with raps, fly. I'm that guy with the rhymes, to surpass

I'm a cool fucking skeleton and Sans was right you're irrelevant elephant looking ass nigga damn

When I rap I go ham

Judge:

Oh fudge, it's the judge. Nigga I don't budge

I could cap your ass to heaven and still look down from above

I got the mixtape coming, you're a mistake, cousin

You better stay awake, or else, I'll do something

I'm a better guide than than Sans demands

Nigga you can't beat me I speak like a fancypants

Lil fuckin cat bitch, wanna fuckin go

I eat catfish, your prick ass look like cactus

Valerie:

I came back from the dead like Tupac

Nigga I'll cap your ass gimme two shots

Me and my bro Pablo will do the job pronto

The crowd wants more, leavin em shouting "encore"

Frisk:

All you OFF bitches are some fake ass bitches

Drown you in plastic water, make you sleep with the fishes

I'm a vicious crimimal spittin the subliminals

You get livid living in a land filled with some typical

Killable idiots, well why ain't you killin yet nigga

Call me Shulk because I'm really feeling it nigga

You got Frisked up the asshole, now your Ass gory

I'm Undying, you got Tore to hell and I ain't even So Sorry

who won