User blog:Iamthelegion/Socrates vs Professor Oak

so, like, this started as my next freestyle battle

the first two verses, were like freestyle originally, with Socrates' first verse being modified slightly with BSDF's chiseling, but Oaks' being left as it was

he also chiseled the following two verses, which were written under research and shit

I'm gonna make this into an audio battle soon but I don't have a beat yet so beat suggestions would be great

Professor Oak, from the Pokemon franchise, against Socrates, father of philosophy, to see who is truly the greatest old man asking obvious questions.

I cast thelegion as Professor Oak and thelegion as Socrates for audio

Froggy as both for video

let's go

Teh Battle:
FANBOY RAP BATTLES!

PROFESSOR OAK!

VEERRRSSUUUSSS!

SOOOOCCRRRAAAATTTTEEEESSS!

Let's go!

Professor Oak:

Let's set the stage, a world beyond all fascination

An unreality indeed, such as THIS figment, plain creation

Your quixotic machinations suggest a Platonic imagination

Made like Milotic trepidation with hydrochloric botanations

With a cranium Driftblim spacious taken through philosophical paces

I suggest Snorlax patience as you face your questioning vexatious

My lyrics are certain to rock your marbled world.

But first, your method. Are you a boy or a girl?

Socrates:

With those lines, could your victory really happen?

Is this Geo-dud's moaning really rapping?

Against the father of philosophy can moe Haggrid triumph?

How can you be an academic if you just record violence?

Are you really researching if your Pokedex is empty?

Could you be a good father if you encourage a child to betting?

With such glory on my heels shall I give an apology?

Alas, I'm sorry Maximillion Pegasus stepped to Socrates.

Professor Oak:

This isn't a Game, Boy, let me Advance the level

I'm spitting Rare Candy as you test my mettle

Registeel yourself because yours is Socratic Irony

Surely it must be, as you've stepped to the Diamond dream

There's a time and place for everything, but don't Entei now

Following your philosophy's gotten Greece to fall right down

Got the Klefki to Aegislash this Haunter with no hacks on

You'll be Dewgong and Unown as your sellsword Xenophon!

Socrates:

Would a learned man tell pre-teens to chase Ares' spawn?

Could that Muk you spat top the progenitor of classic pedagog?

Will the Acropolis toppler cripple this ludicrous testudines

hiding in the shell of innovations whilst going through little dudes

soon facing extinction and with a head full of Aer-odactyl

can't recall descendants, lagging speeches like his genre's practice?

You call that flowing wet? I would conclude that that's a mere Squirtle

Bet you wish you could bike inside, but you're stuck, you turtle.

Outro:
Who won? Professor Oak Socrates

I swear Demon King PIccolo vs Wicked Witch of the West will come soon I swearz it

next rap battle I release will probably be J'Zargo vs Grinch

hyyype