User blog:Firebrand794/Epic Rap Battles of Fuck the What 4

Battle. of. ERBWTF. Smeel. VS. Queef. Go.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK?

SMEEL

VS

QUEEF

BEGIN

Queef:

You can't beat queef, cause you don't know how to queef,

Just go fart from your ass, and eat some tasty beef!

Smeel:

This pussy fart thinks she can win, is she fo real?

But soon she shall learn not to mess with Smeel

Queef: 

You're raps are just like you, Smeel, they smell!

Just go right back up the ass, and go to hell!

Smeel: 

You know what, you ain't good enough to deal with Smeel

So you gonna have to go and deal with the girl Smeel!

Girl Smeel:

Queef, plz, We all know guys want me more

They just hear you and think the girl is a whore

Queef: 

Well, you need talent to queef, cause I'm really unique,

You both are disgusting, and you really reek!

Man Queef: 

Now I know I'm impossible, but I'm here to blow away,

The nasty smell of the smeel into next Tuesday!

Girl Smeel: 

Your not real and you can't deal with the feel of the Smeel

Guy Smeel: 

So just go away and never cum back, deal?

Man Queef: 

How dare you talk to air from a man's vagina like that?

Queef:

I have half a mind to make you smeel until you all shart!

Both Smeels:

WE ARE THE SMEELS YOU GIRL FARTS

YOU'LL WISH THIS BATTLE DIDN'T START!

Both Queefs: 

NO, I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THE QUEEFS ARE WINNING!

AND THE EWWY POOEY SMEELS ARE TOO BUSY GRINNING!

Smeels: 

SHUT UP! WE DON'T EVEN CARE ANY MORE!

Queefs: 

LIARS

Smeels: 

GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TWO! YOU'RE MEAN!

Fart:

YOU GUYS ARE RIPOFFS OF ME, THE ORIGINAL AIR

AND NOW I AM HERE TO BEAT ALL OF YOUR DERRIERES! SO BOW DOWN TO THE ODOROUS BUM EXPULSION

OR GET COATED IN SOME LYRICAL EXCRETION

AND BEFORE I GO, JUST LET ME BE VERY CLEAR

BACK DOWN NOW OR GET FART JUICE IN YOUR EAR

YOU ALL NEED TO GO AND BE DEAD, PLEASE

BECAUSE THIS FART IS LOUD AND DEADLY!

Everbody:
 * makes their respective noise*

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

BALLS!

 Who won? Smeels Queefs Fart