User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Beerus vs Thanos

today we have prunechin god thanos against cat hakkaishin beerus

purple destructive gods

skeep made thanos card

Battle:






Thanos:

You don't recognize the might of he you're defying

Every line a Gem - what's a God to a Titan?

This deviant decries a deviant of this number

I butchered the Eternals - you're only eternal in slumber

Your character arc is DBZ’s rinse and repeat verbatim

My brother’s an Adonis, yours looks like he ate him

Killing for kilojoules? You've left your role perverted

Beat down Eternity, now the second worst of universes

Beerus:

You're boring. Whis, get the Cosmic Cube ready.

Prune chin is pathetic, I'll Tesse-wreck his head in

Destruction against death? No? I'm in for a treat!

Time Runs Out? Turn the tables back like Whis!

I dreamed one day of a competition, this isn't it

My supremacy is as infinite as your gauntlet!

The gloves are off and I’ll force you to admit

That it did less than Zamasu’s oven mitt!

Thanos:

Ha! I love a challenge, but I prefer them balanced

You're a pet-ty threat, and I'll show you real havoc

The Power is mine! With a Hit you’re running out of Time

I’ll knock your face into Space with a flicker behind mine!

Give your hide as a toy for the half of my Soul

To whom one pays Mind when your life's bell tolls

Mold Reality to my image, and a Nebula next to this dimwit

The cat's out of the bag - I'll screw with you worse than physics

Beerus:

I'm a world buster, atom smasher, tournament topper

Felicitous, illicit this, that I'll Hit hard a show-stopper

You're filthy as the Saiyans, I'll fend off this attacker

Given you're the armoured equivalent of Monaka

Let’s see if your mood remains as inviting

When I smack you in the nape and it destroys half of Titan *Beerus slaps Thanos’ head off, killing him*

Oi, Bulma! I’ll destroy the Earth if you’re not calming

So be a dear and fetch me some ramen.

Outro:
Who won? Beerus Thanos