User blog:JaphethMario/Angry Birds s Plants (Plants VS Zombies) - Japheth's Fictional Rap Battles Season 2 Premier







JaphethMario is back to make rap battles and the premier on Season 2 and this is the weirdest battle that I ever make. So anyways Angry Birds vs Plants from ‘Plants vs Zombies’. If you don‘t get the connection is basically “games where the objective is to prevent their eggs/planter’s brain from being eaten by one type of enemy pigs/zombies”







(Red is in Red, Chuck is in   Yellow , Blue is in Blue , Peashooter is in Green , Sunflower is in Orange and Wall-nut is in Brown , if either group are rapping together, they will appear in bold white text)

Battle:


Angry Birds Verse:


There’s three birds on your lawn, here to Pop a Cap on these plants’ ass

A Nut who can’t spell his name, badly singing Flowey, and Bellsprout with no class

We got an amusment park, travel To The Moon with NASA and collabing with Rio

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">You could say our impact is Giganterous, ‘ cause we’re the Epic games at Rovio

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Our species are known to spread ill lines, like we spit bird flu at all of you''' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">These green beings are more forgottable and useless than Hal’s abilities do''' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">When it comes to addictive mobile games, no app is our equal

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">Tell your plant Friends, they’ll be the next green foes who will get stomped by Mighty Eagle

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Plants Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">We kicked  bird‘s ass since the Wild West, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#B86F46">so don’t act so cocky Angry Turds

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">You pick on defendless pigs, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#B86F46">We fought giants, doctors, robots, any time in the world

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B050">I was literally born to quickly spit bars, like I just take a plant food

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B050">Call me Snowpea ‘cause I’ll shoot out cold disses, giving you sick burns like a Torchwood

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">Name‘s Sunflower, best emcee to rise From the Ground Up to crush some Beets

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">And this isn’t the first time I sing about aScandinavian video game who meets their defeat

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#B86F46">Wall-nut is always on a look out, while Chuck here needs to learn how to concentrate

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#B86F46">Tougher than any swine’s stones, that even million of your clones can’t even penetrate

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B050">You got a Repeating series, our games need strategy , it‘s not just clikering

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">While your game is all about bragging high scores 'that people keep on Twittering'' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B050">You spy on people and steal more ideas than Flappy Bird, you don’t deserve to be the best at all

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">‘Cause they‘re just an Imatator to that website game, Crush the Castle

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Angry Birds Verse:
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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">Speaking of copying, 'Garden Warfare is just an another generic Call of Duty'' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">And the worse thing is, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">these 3-D designs make you plants look ugly

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">It’s About Time'' you got something new other than Endless ports on different devices' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">But you need real cash to buy your buddies? <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">That‘s a bad idea <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">take our advice

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">You waste everyone‘s time just to save Crazy Dave‘s taco

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">I rather spend my time on Stella, than weeding your roots which will never get hoes

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I guess you’re not prepared for the huge wave of disses coming right at ya''' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">We owned this battle, like your franchise that EA brought ya

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Plants Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Oh just suck on deez Wall-nuts, <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#B86F46">‘ cause when zombies see me rolling they hate it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> We have variety of minigames, while you just wreck stuff with your rage quit''' '''

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> You drop Bombs? , we drop Doomshrooms, like what we done to the undead

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#B86F46">‘ Cause Wall-nut here Finnish-ed bowling ya, giving three stars on your head

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">At least our planning in decision doesn’t lead our comrades to suicide

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#B86F46">Really? A Carriage Chicken uses her own baby as a flocking missile

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B050">I may be a Peashooter, but we‘re not a pea-head on endangering our own species

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B050">It’s not a great lose if you let your unborn chicks get eaten by those Bad Piggies

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Who Won?
Who Won Angry Birds Plants

Trivia
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 * Originally this battle is only going feature Red and Peashooter, this is change because 1v1 to me doesn’t make appeal
 * This the first team battle to have more than 2 rappers in each team,
 * This battle has the most characters by date, it has 6 rappers, beating Steve vs Freddy Fazbear which has 5 rappers
 * This is the second battle to not feature title cards, after Benson vs Squidward.
 * ​Coincidentally there are both premier

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