User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.81: Theresa May vs Mother Teresa

Gotta get this battle out before she's out of number 10.

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

THERESA MAY

VS

MOTHER TERESA

BEGIN!

Mother Teresa

Forgive me lord, as I rap against this failure of a prime minister,

For the mother who gave the M.C. birth's about to go sinister.

I give to charities like you run through fields of wheat.

So let me show you my honours, before I drop the beat.

Looks like the Maybot is about to malfunction before she even began.

You're past your prime Theresa, just like some mouldy jam.

I'm the mother that you and Philip could never be.

So I'll passover to you, before you think you're on Strictly.

Theresa May

It's the iron lady from Maidenhead about to crush this saboteur,

As I'm more popular with voters than Cameron, Brown and Blair were.

Worked my way up from councillor to the home office.

Chosen to handle Brexit and Corbyn, so I clearly got this.

I'm in a windrush to defeat you, because I'm strong and stable.

You look like you work at the local church's jumble sale table.

While you're helping diseased kids learn their ABCs,

I'm surviving no confidence votes because my MPs are behind me.

Mother Teresa

I have nun of that please, otherwise I'll be giving you your P45.

Just like PMQs, you didn't give a straight answer and just lie.

Got a major shrine in India, it still gets catholics talking.

I'll leave you in dismay as you're a dead woman walking.

Theresa May

I thought Boris was the only clown around here.

Chris Hitchens hates you much more than I hate the queers.

I'll kick all the foreigners out the UK 'cause I have xenophobia.

So why don't you go home mother Mary? Fuck off to Macedonia.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

