User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battles 4: Jackie Chan vs. Jack and Jill

This features Chinese kung-fu master and actor Jackie Chan vs. Nursery Rhyme characters Jack and Jill. Hopefully, this wouldn't suck as much as the first one. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

JACKIE CHAN

VS.

JACK AND JILL!!

BEGIN!

Jackie Chan:

Ya! Jackie's here to give you guys a punch

Then I'll steam up your rhymes and eat them for lunch!

I have more than a hundred movies, you only have 1 story

After this, I'll leave your bodies all bloody and gorey!

You're lame! A disgrace! You two acted like clowns

Jack, I'll break your nuts next if you already broke your crown!

And then Jill will tumble over him going ahahahah!

Your book just sounded like blahblahblah!

Jack:

Hey Asian, you were just jealous of Lee

You're good in acting, you should get a lead role in Glee!

Jill:

Yo listen up Jackie! Save your kicks for later

While we patch up your cuts with vinegar and brown paper!

Jack:

Who cares if you taught a dark, champion kid?

I can shape up your face till it looks like a pyramid!

Jill:

Look at my book!

Jack:

And mine too

We just added a line saying, "We just killed you!"

Jackie Chan:

You're like Hansel and Gretel, lost in their raps

I wonder who granny felt with a cunt on her lap!

I'll tie a chain from shed to your little baby feet

I was on a hot outrage and you just felt the heat!

Jack:

Man this guy is tough! Mean and lean!

Jill:

Don't forget he sees all movies in widescreen!

And what about his shoes? They seem so fast!

Jack:

I bet 5 pairs of those can fit up his ass!

Jill:

Go back to China dude and patrol your area!

Jack:

You may be manly but I'm harier!

Jill:

All right that's it!

Jack:

You just got pawned!

We crushed you like an ice-cream cone!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Poll
Who Won this battle? Jackie Chan Jack and Jill 