Talk:Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley/@comment-142.167.114.171-20120325110121

for God's sakes NicePeter, give us Edward Cullens vs Vlad Tepes!

Edward:

You know, the forest really loves me,

all the animals and creepy yellow trees.

Hark, what is that?

A dead guy from the past?

Well, we all know that Romanians can't rap.

Look that guy, so old-fashioned

The least he could afford is a haunted mansion.

At least my marriage is stable,

And that my affects are totally able.

Vlad:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, say what?

How's bout I shove a freaking stake up ur butt?

C'mon I've one reserved just for you.

Has your name on it, and a lot of blood too.

'Nenorocit', who do you think you are?

From my perspective u drank too much at a bar.

In fact, were not for me, you wouldn't have a self.

So 'la revedere', and go fuck yourself.