User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: RoboCop vs. Judge Dredd

Mega-City One's most prominent Street Judge faces off with Detroit's own cybernetic officer to determine who is the better futuristic law enforcer. Who wins? You decide!

Judge Dredd:

The name is Dredd, and I am the law

Prepare yourself, Mr. Murphy, cause it’s time for a brawl

I’m a futuristic badass, busting crimes in Mega-City One

I’ll run you over my Lawmaster, and destroy you with its gun

My last film was a critical hit, while your last movies two sucked

Especially your third one, you wimpy robotic fuck

Now please answer me this one question, slick

How can you be a tough enforcer, when you don’t have a dick?



RoboCop:

Silence Joe, your facing Detroit’s number one cyborg cop

Your last film may have been acclaimed, but it still was a flop

You look like an over-protective bitch wearing that enormous helmet

You’ll meet your end by a multitude of my Auto-9’s bullets

<p class="MsoNormal">I may be mechanical now, but at least I wasn’t born a clone

<p class="MsoNormal">With this gun to your head, your mind will be blown

<p class="MsoNormal">Compared to mine, you’re crime-busting’s a sickening disgrace

<p class="MsoNormal">You must be ugly as sin, why else wouldn’t you show your face?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Judge Dredd:

<p class="MsoNormal">My justice methods are perfect, and yours are full of flaws

<p class="MsoNormal">You look like a man of tin, let me point you to the Land of Oz

<p class="MsoNormal">Despite all your upgrades, you still can’t match my abilities

<p class="MsoNormal">I will sentence you now. I find you guilty!

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<p class="MsoNormal">RoboCop:

<p class="MsoNormal">You were played by a guy with speech issues, so please get a clue

<p class="MsoNormal">The only thing I’m guilty of is being more of a man than you

<p class="MsoNormal">And that says a lot, since I’m mostly mechanical

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a crime-foiling beast that’s simply too much for you to handle

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Who won? RoboCop Judge Dredd