User blog:Kungfuguy27/Brandon Service DF vs Kungfuguy27 - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round 2

 Introduction:

…. Been a looooooooong time, blub. Happy to post with you again, my friend.

Yes friend, happiest of occasions, most joyous of days.

More like most joyous gays! The host sure will be happy, we submitted something, finally.

I hope this lives up to the hype and makes everyone happy.

Except for Gary Oak. More like Gayry <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Oak, am I right, my friend?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Boy, you sure are on about gay jokes today, huh?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">You sure are on my dick today, huh?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">This intro sucks.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Just like <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">you as you suck my penis quite often.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Alright, you know what. I take it back, shittiest of occasions, more heinous of days.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh yeah?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re a poop.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">:o

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">:o

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">:’o

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LYRICAL I DON’T FUCKING REMEMBER TOURNAMENT 5TH

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">KUNGFUGUY27

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">VS.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">BRANDON SERVICE DF

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">BEGIN!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Kung:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">What are the chances?! Bran vs Fu? RNYeezus on high, eh?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">But this ain’t a BranFu battle fam, this shit right here is high stakes

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">So I’m havin’ beef with sea creatures as if this shit was surf n turf

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">“I’m perfect for mod service, promise!” *worthless, stop the circle jerk

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ah yes, the three simple steps to secure a mod slot, courtesy of Bran:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Step 1: Spam porn; Step 2: Get caught; Step 3: Get fucking banned

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Joined the service just to serve ya, this fish couldn’t make the navy

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Blues from being viewed a new user? Simple fix: Change the avvy

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bran:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">That’s it? That’s all? Waited ‘till the last day, you can feel the hype extinguish

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">So I’ll just destroy you with my mouth-- call it killer Kungilingus!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">You sure focus on that flow, so let’s see what’s up stream

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll get you (rekt) in a GIF like my name was Tom Green!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">The only reason you made it to round two, people wanna see more of BranFu

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">And when I’m twice the title, what does that say about you?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">The Canadian knows how to let a reference drop, you hoser cock!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">… Eh, what’s up, Google doc?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Kung:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’d be dead meat by the semis, Eminem won’t go easy, cuck

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">If one of us is Green, it’s me, and you’re the dead moose: Gettin’ fucked

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Dude, let’s rename BranFu: “Your shit rapping fixed by Gary’s flows”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re useless without me, you’re Magikarp, I’m fucking Gary-dos

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Congrats on sticking it to Wiki’s Dragon-tatted punching bag

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Bars bland like bran food! Put bluntly, your rapping’s fucking bad

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Met a new dude to write BranFu with, he’ll be like my Mike Bettete

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Said rad rapper was a red snapper at the Shedd, sad news, I’ve got a new pet!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-weight:700;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bran:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a CalGary resident, I’m inside you so often!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">My raps stay hard, but my dick is starting to soften!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">‘Cause when I look at you, I just think you’re homeless, with that hairdo!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">But you’re a dropout basement dweller, so we know that’s not true!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">‘Cause Uni dropped you harder than our series’ updating activity

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">No job, no class, so you got your broke-ass in the military

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">So now they’ve got a pacifistic prick, took an IRL Shaggy

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="line-height:21px;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Show us a pic in your <span style="line-height:21px;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">new <span style="line-height:21px;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">uni, we’ll see Nikki’s in the army!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">THAT'S IT!