Thread:MalZakSier382/@comment-25263388-20141004062316

If you still want to do it. Here's meh verse 1:

Iamthelegion:

So I'm up against some guy with no non-user battles? Me?

I've got a whole legion of series, so take me seriously

You better back off like the Torch did, I'm sadistic

Against some Essex-living fool who's flow is horrific

At least Owen was Average, you're a sub-par epic fail

Truth is, like Donkey Kong you're gonna be brokenbybane

The overlord of diversity, non-sequitur to uber-specific

Wade through this battle like it's the SOuth Pacific

You're facing the man who's writing the 100 man royale, mate

More manly Australian than Paul Hogan, go face your fate

And surely you could've picked an actually creative username

Your verses are shorter than Lloyd, I'm taller than ERB's fame

You winning this is less believable than Batman3095 being me

But honestly, STOC raps better than this English pussy

Undoubtedly, you'll need my help if we were to write rap meanings

That your brain is defunct and boiled is to what side I'm leaning 