User blog:Gliscor Fan/ERBWiki Rap Battles... Ya Jew. The Wiggles vs KISS

A few days ago, the entire ERBWiki was taken aback by a brilliant suggestion done by the collaborative works of Wonder, Munkee, and I.

In a few days I took it upon myself to go deep into the lore and history of these magnificent bands, and after 10 wikipedia articles and one other article from The Rolling Stones, I did started writing the raps.

During that time frame Bantha also made that awesome picture you see right next to this wall of text and That One Jew Guy made one of the most hilarious instrumentals.

During the writing of the lyrics, I got help from Tavi, Nail, Wonder, Bantha, and Jacob. I would like to credit all of these magnificent people for helping achieve this dream, and within the next month, I hope for the audio battle to come out. I do not have a full cast list, though.

Instrumental
https://soundcloud.com/erbwikibattlesyajew/kiss-vs-wiggles-beat

Cast
Zander as Greg Page

??? as Murray Cook

Gliscor Fan as Jeff Fatt

??? as Anthony Field

JacobSZ as Gene Simmons

Metal as Paul Stanley

??? as Ace Frehley

??? as Peter Criss

Intro
ERBWIKI RAP BATTLES…. YA JEW!

THE WIGGLES

VERSUS

KISSSSSSSS

BEGIN

KISS
It’s time for a KISS! We’re gonna boo you off stage!

We’ll show these Aussies how to make music in the U.S.A!

It’s not about skill,  you’re cockroaches compared to us

You think you’ll live long,  however, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#7f6000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Jeff almost died once

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’re causing a crash, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3d85c6;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">but not from Peter’s car

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Teach pre-K all you want, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#7f6000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">you’ll never get where we are

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Having a heart attack? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0b5394;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Looks like you need aid

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,153,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Must be a magical adventure, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(7,55,99);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">cause you got played!

The Wiggles
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh wow, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">that’s harsh, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You kiss your mother with that tongue?

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#4a86e8;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’d say he’s better off shooting others with a Love Gun

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s time to show these Hot Potatoes <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">how Rock music was Murdered

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3d85c6;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">from Paul Stanley’s Ear Defection, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">your careers are getting shorter

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Anthony started an adult band, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3d85c6;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Peter started out as lips

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I guess you did the dirty work, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">since you call yourselves Kiss

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gene had sex with tons of women, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#4a86e8;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">while I only need my loved one

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">You look like Fruit Salad  (all other Wiggles: Yummy Yummy),<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;"> seems we just won

KISS
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#7f6000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You guys are trash! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like Greg in Elvis’s other band

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#783f04;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’re in the Rock hall of fame! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We make your music sound bland

(Gene and Paul) We Love it Loud! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Most of your songs are practically toned down

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a space invader! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#7f6000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">But, we need some circus clowns

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#b7b7b7;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’re creatures of the night, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#073763;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#7f6000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">you look like feathers-men with haircuts

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#073763;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You couldn’t even be around children <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">for 12 months

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#7f6000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Believe in our music, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">we’re selling out stages in New York

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(7,55,99);white-space:pre-wrap;">But when a man becomes a man, the Teletubbies ask for work!

The Wiggles
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3d85c6;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You better Shut It Up, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">your rhymes are worse than your songs

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You came into our clubhouse <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">but didn’t ask to sing along

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3d85c6;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Circus clowns? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I didn’t think we could diss ourselves, man

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gene, you should stick to roles in Spongebob Squarepants

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3c78d8;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We can’t Rock n Roll all night… <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">unless Jeff WAKES UP!

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh, sorry, they bored me, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#3d85c6;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">well let’s tell them what’s up

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Let me break it down, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">in children's lives, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">we caused some ripples

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">So you guys can KISS our ass, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(61,133,198);white-space:pre-wrap;">since you just lost to The Wiggles!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

ERBWIKI RAP BATTTLEEEES… YA JEEWWWWWWWWW

Poll
Who Won? Anthony, Murray, Jeff, and Greg "The Wiggles" Gene, Paul, Ace, and Peter "KISS"