User:Banck/Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!

With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!

Christ! News flash, kid: this is show business

Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips

Boom! Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet

You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat

That's what's wrong with you people; you'll do anything to get famous

You changed your name to Mercury. You should've been Freddie Uranus

You think I haven't heard those things before?

You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war

You had a hit song called "My Way", but someone else wrote it

You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!

You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance

I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants

Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're trying to bore me

When I rock the UK, South America gets horny

Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory!

Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy

You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows

Guinea Dago!

Easy, Jaws of Life, I can't stand a racist

I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis

Look, we all wanna swing, baby, but you took it too far

You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!

I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed

I didn't leave a mark on history, I French-kissed it

I'm a champion of the world (world!), extinguished in his prime (prime!)

So kiss my ass, Frankie (ass!), but you'll have to wait in line