User blog:SPARTAN 119/Rap Battle 2: The Terminator (self-titled series) vs Akemi Homura (Madoka)

Another ERB, this time only using one obscure anime character (albeit one from the same series as last time. The theme this time: Time Travelling Badasses: West vs East

The Terminator

VS

Akemi Homura

BEGIN!!!

Terminator
I expected a challenge when I was sent back on this mission

Instead I find a little girl with a heart condition

Go back to your Homu-Home, and spend some time with your lesbian lover

Because you won't be able to after I terminate your mother!

I can survive anything your throw at me, just try and attack

Go ahead shoot me, cause just like Kyubey.... I'll be back!

Akemi Homura


Come at me, tin man, you don't scare me

I'll shoot your ass down in a hail of RPGs!

You may be a killing machine, but I've still got you outgunned

And if you're from the future you should know I already won!

I've got my ordnance locked onto your exact location,

I'm bout to drop a bigger bomb than Salvation!

(Homura fires a barrage of missiles at the Terminator)

Terminator
(Walks out of the flames, now a metallic endoskeleton)

I told you I'd be back, and I've got your in my laser sight

I'm impervious to your firepower, call me Walpurgis Night

Your Goddess won't save you now, so don't bother to pray

The end for you is nigh, this is your Judgement Day

You cannot hide,

From my electronic eyes

Come fight with me if you want to die!

Face it Homura, I already beat ya,

But I'll make your death quick, Hasta La Vista!

Akemi Homura
(Returns in a time warp)

I'm coming back in time, ready to bring the hurt

I bring an arsenal with me, you can't even bring your shirt!

I got a pocket fulla rockets and a battery of artillery

You may be robotic superweapon, but I'm a one-woman military!

I'm bringin' the hate

With my Type 88,

Rainin' down fire and sealing your fate.

Try to come back again, and you'll be annihilated,

This battle's over, consider yourself terminated!