User blog:TKandMit/TKandMit vs Brandon Service DF. The Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round Three

None of you deserved this kind of pain and I'm sorry.

This was going to be legit at one point, but that changed.

I forewarned Wonder this was going to happen.

Beat
(TKandMit starts his verse at 0:09)

Introduction
The Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament!



Versus!



Begin!

TKandMit:
Finally it’s out, the last battle of round three, and how to improve it:

Making extensions to publish this, what we do is we lose the fish.

Start typing away; you’re only good at rapping as you are at being concise

You can write sixteen fucking paragraphs and I’ll spit sixteen fire lines

Why even battle, when Killer’s still gonna savage you in the comments?

Your rap skill’s more vanilla than your avatar: fishing for compliments.

So you say you have Strategy? Guess what, no one cares or knows.

All they know for sure is, instead of rhyming, you resorted to shitposts:

Brandon Service DF:
EH YO WHAT UP MOTHERFUCKERS, THE NAME IS BRANDON SERVICE

AND I AM SOON GOING METAPHORICALLY FUCK YOU UP THE BRANDON CERVIX

I've made it to round three, nobody can beat Brand-me!

Except Killer in the comments, he can totally beat me.

But I am in the tournament, he is not, so you better be fearin' this!

Your raps are falling Flats, just red lines and a few periods

lyrically mug you harder than during your jogging of a near-Detroit mile

I'm going to fuck you writin' the raps for awhile, THAT'S KITCHEN TILE

TKandMit:
Same as fuck! You’ve spent the whole summer black out drunk!

Lame as fuck! Battling a dude who hasn’t made a battle in months!

Complains like fuck! Bitching all the time about how much staff sucks!

Gay as fuck! You say you have girl friends, but we know you love Kung!

Admitted that his victor shouldn’t have been this gay fishstick,

Then how’d you win? Stealing lines from others really does the Trick.

Everyone’s a critic. You shit on other people’s works while you never publish yours.

Even shitting on this very battle. Well hey, thanks for giving me Round Four.

Brandon Service DF:
FUCK YOU HEALTH CARE IN CANADA IS NOT FREE

so it will cost money when I literally pro-lapse the track in round three

TGayandClit, TKandZit, AuntMayandShit, you can suck on my Wu-TANG, CLAN!

When my freestyle takes you down the Psycho's Path, MAN!

I'll call you your mix tape because even though you are fire you will never be released

I'll fuck you harder than Cave would probably fuck his niece

I'm the creamiest memeyist dream that these laddies have ever seem!

Win this Hurt/Heal and my nuts you will STRATEGEEZ

Who won?!

Who advances?!

You decide!

The Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament!

forgive me father for i have sinned

Who won? Are you fucking kidding me right now literally kys