User blog:Valremathras/Valremath vs Matoro: Sixth Official Rap Tournament (Round 1)

In this battle, the Whovian Matoro collides with Valremath, the Redeemer. Only one will advance to the next round. But who? Lets find out!

Let me just say, I've had great fun making this battle and Matoro's been a good sport. Whoever wins will definitely deserve it. Special thanks to Matoro for being a fun opponent. You did great! :)

Cast:
Valremath910 as Himself

Matoro58 as Himself

SIXTH OFFICIAL WIKI TOURNAMENT BATTLE!

MATORO

VS

VALREMATH

BEGIN!!!!

Matoro:
The court’s now in session, time for the second wiki trial

Of this Satan-wannabe, and it’s gonna be very vile

When I take down The Ministry like I took down DWAS

And curbstomp Valremath the Redeemer like a fucking boss!

It’s unwise to be fucking with the wiki’s resident Time Lord

I’d erase you from all of history, but then I’d be really bored,

So I’ll tear down your Ministry propaganda and say what’s true ,

I’m like Zander Rice, cause I clean the world of mutants like you.

Valremath:
Hahahaha! Your raps are just as pitiful as your memes.

Irrelevent, unfunny, and entirely grim!

If you fight against me, you're gonna crash.

Because I'm gonna destroy you in an instant Flash!

I'm the matador who will take down this Toro and make him feel sorry.

That he messed with the ruler of the Ministry. (Ole!)

Oh whats wrong? You getting Sega Mad?!

You and him act alike, its pretty mega sad!

Matoro:
Watch as I declare a Wiki War on you, Speed, and all of your cronies

Destroy you in Round One, and wipe the floor with you and your homies

You wrote better verses for battles like Blackadder vs Blackbeard

Writing messages to your past selves ? Dude, that’s just plain weird

But even then that’s nothing compared to your nonsensical username

Now witness me beat you 100% as if you were a LEGO game

Or you can give up now before you take anarrow to the knee

And run the fuck away to the Five Nights At Freddy’s Wiki!

Valremath:
Take a good long look at this face and be despaired.

For it didn't listen to a single word that you just said!

You think you can stop me because you're Heaven Sent ?

That will prove entirely futile cause since the start, I've been Hell Bent !

My raps are like a volcano, hot and heated.

You're the Time Lord Victorious ? More like Time Lord Officially Roasted.

You will regret stepping up to Valremath the Redeemer.

Because no Blessed in disguise will save you from my power.

''' WHO WON?! '''

''' YOU DECIDE BELOW! '''