Talk:Hitler vs Vader 3/@comment-76.3.147.9-20150525161508

Adolf Hitler:
Vader, This is Your Last Chance. Battle Me, or DIE!

Announcer:
Epic Rap Battles Of History...

'''Darth Vader. VS! ADOLF HITLER BEGIN'''

Adolf Hitler:
Screw you, you big black cunt!

I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!

The Führer will crush the Dark Side, like a rap Apartheid!

I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!

I beat you twice, you sellout! Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse!

You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!

You're just a sad, asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving!

Well I baked you something; here, pop into my oven!

Darth Vader:
Let me paint you a picture, son.

Portrait of a bitch after World War I!

You were stirring up a fears of the German people,

Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil!

You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up,

Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up,

And when your bunker started getting fired up,

You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">While you're fighting off Valkyrie,

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I got a million clones; they die for me!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">My bounty hunters ride for me.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

Boba Fett:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Cause when I rock a microphone, I—*Wilhelm scream*

Adolf Hitler:
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Oh, sieg hell no!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses-All-the-Time!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys,

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">And throw you in a butthole in the sand!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I am Adolf—! *lightsaber slice*  Hitler…

Announcer:
Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

'''EPIC RAP... BATTLES... OF HISTORY!'''