User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/I am going on vacation

Yes, you heard that right, on Wednesday evening, I will drive to Reno then I will fly to New Mexico then I will travel to Houston, Texas. So, for a span of eight days, I will be gone...wait, I have my Kindle Fire....huh. Anyways, I do have some goodbyes.

StWeaville-Son, I want you to be good to Mommy while I am driving. I love you. Also, I disabled the v-chip on the flat screen TV, so you can watch porn.

Pixelette-I want you to look out for StWeaville for me, love. I love you and I hope you know that. I also left a surprise under your pillow. I love you, Pixelette.

Pixel-If you can watch my pet wolves, Link, Zelda and Navi, that would be great, feed them the steaks in the fridge and they are friendly. Also, throw a knife into that Justin Bieber cutout in the basement, daily. Good bye, fuck buddy.

Fire-Watch Pixelette for me, k? Love you, sugartits.

Hawk and Sierra-You can drink from my Wine Cellar. Bai.

Lasse-I want you to take those copies of papers labeled "Spark of Light" and destroy them. (Foreshadowing)

Coupe-Congrats on being admin, bro. I wish you the best, grandpa! Bai

Scraw-I still love you, dad.

Patts-I wish you the best, Patts. I will miss you. Bai.

Flare-I mailed you a greenman suit and you can go to my house. The It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia DVDs are in the mini-bar, behind the bottles of MeatHolyShotIAmTrippinBalls Ale. Bye!

Lakuita-Run my bar...that is all. Bye.

I guess that's it. BAI.