User blog:Tkid115/Dovahkiin vs 'Steve" - 115 Rap Battles 5

==='This is my 5th rap battle. It features warrior of Skyrim and the Dragonborn, Dovakihn, versus the "player" of Minecraft, "Steve?". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQwVODUSmlM&list=PLLr7EV4nwBl-BM4MBG8O3bX0VEiEOsoHt&index=27 Beat. "Steve?" starts at 0:19]'===

BEGIN!!!


"Steve?"

Prepare for a massive update in which I speak and spit fire!

After this, you and all of Skyrim will bow down and call me Sire!

'''You look forlorn, Dragonborn! Got an arrow in your knee?'''

Can't get over the fact that the "Chosen One" can't even beat me?

After you scream your FUS RO DUMB, I'll have you screaming bloody murder!

'''Nobody plays your game, anymore! Might as well unplug your server!'''

'''What kind of name is Dovakihn? I'm know epicly as "The Player!"'''

Who are you compared to the creeper, zombie, and Ender-Dragon slayer?!



Dovakihn:

'''Ha! Call those rhymes? That's just really absurd!'''

Don't try to fight me, cause' I'm the King of Words!

'''So you better watch your mouth! And maybe watch your back!'''

Cause' I'll burn you with YOL TOOR SHUL and give you a heart attack!

<p style="text-align: center;">'''You cannot beat me! (NO!) Nor can you beat my FLOW!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">My ebony sword will cut you down with a mighty death BLOW!

<p style="text-align: center;">'''Think your rhymes will make me weak? Well, you'd better quit and save!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">'''Cause' I'll win for eternity! Just like my game-time played!'''

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<p style="text-align: center;">"Steve?":

<p style="text-align: center;">It's time to kick this up a Notch like I set the mode on Hardcore!

<p style="text-align: center;">I'll send ya running block to block like you're doing parkour!

<p style="text-align: center;">'''Anyone can do what you do! You're no different than Bilbo Baggins!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">Like what's your "Alduin" got against the f*#king Ender-Dragon?

<p style="text-align: center;">'''Glass sword? Or Diamond Sword? I think I'll choose the latter!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">'''You go on QUEST to get that sh#t! All those quest that just don't matter!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">When I saw your glitches on day to right now, I freaking hurled!

<p style="text-align: center;">I'll just slay all of Skyrim and then delete your entire world!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Dovakihn:

<p style="text-align: center;">You cannot flow better than me because I spit the Words of Power!

<p style="text-align: center;">'''I can kill a dragon in a minute! For you to find diamonds, it takes 5 hours!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">'''You have trouble finding food? What, someone steal your sweetroll?'''

<p style="text-align: center;">'''You call yourself an adventurer? I'd like to see you find the Elder Scrolls!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">'''I'm the High King in this battle! I've had lots lots and I'm winning em'!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">'''This is your End! I'll kick your ass and send you into Oblivion!'''

<p style="text-align: center;">Double tap away from your defeat and go kick some Bedrocks!

<p style="text-align: center;">You're game's a wonder of the world, but it's just freaking LEGO blocks!

<p style="text-align: center;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align: center;">YOU DECIDE!!!!

<p style="text-align: center;">115 (FUS RO DAH) RAP BATTLES!!!

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