User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles Of Randomness S2- Katniss Everdeen vs. Ash Ketchum

This season starts with a matchup that I'm surprised nobody else thinks is good. Today we have Ash Ketchum, Pokemon master, facing off against Katniss from the Hunger Games.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESSSS

KATNISS EVERDEEN

VS

ASH KETCHUMMMMMMM

BEGIN

Ash:

Ha! Don't get nervous and bite off your fingers!

(Timber!) This tinder will get burned to cinder

Those bows and arrows that you've got

will get shot down by my Oshawott!

Sorry, catnip. There's no way to sugarcoat it.

My rhymes are so fine, they'll take your mind and explode it!

I could drop you to the ground with some Pikachu static

Pwn you with a dose of some Pokemon magic

Lonely little Katniss, you know what's really tragic?

Coping with THIS loss will surely turn you psycopathic!

Katniss:

I am the girl on fire, you're what gets left behind.

You can read minds? Look into mine, and see the unkind

terrors I've witnessed with these two eyes.

I may be half deaf but I'm not blind.

You're just a boy who plays games with monsters,

If you ever grow up, there's gonna be a long line at Foster's.

You could never fight off a mob of angry dogs

without the help of your little mouse, bird and frog

I live in a world where there's war, drought and famine

I've lost all abandon, so ready the cannon.

Ash:

You think you can kill me? I've died once before!

I'm living the good life, quit gettin' so Bulba-sore!

I'm traveling the world, you've got PTSD.

Quit talking 'bout your past, your eyes are getting misty!

Katniss:

I survived the hunger games twice, I don't need an extra life!

I've got more than bows and arrows, watch me slice you with my knife!

You're a master? Watch your show? Be the best? Yawn.

In all this time, this cheat has caught only caught 40 Pokemon!

WHO WON Ash Ketchum Katniss Everdeen

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