User blog:Dark Cyan/Who The Fuck Is ABunchOfNumbers? - A Diss Track

Hapy Halloween, fuckers

Beat: this

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Who The Fuck Is ABunchOfNumbers?

That’s what we didn’t need a fucking blog to wonder

You wanted this track so I had to adhere,

Now I’m about to end this man’s whole career!

So I promised Lucca I’d write an ABON diss track,

And to prove to Meat and Sooth there’s plenty of ammo for this rap

So come on and come all to the roasting of a hotshot!

Try beating Jella and facing Flats if you want to earn a well fought spot!

I’ve got to thank you, though. People used to say that I sucked,

And only got to the semis of the 4th with a mix of no material and luck

But then you came along and showed them what it actually looks like

When a mediocre upstart bullshits his way through, ABONwrites

You’ve been here longer than I have. That’s a nifty little fact

Written four battles and made 10% of the edits…where’s the impact?

Never even tried to make a series because he’s scared to be a loser

But here’s my genuine advice; try being an actual fucking User!

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Who The Fuck Is ABunchOfNumbers?

“Oh, wasn’t he that guy Dark Cyan tore asunder?”

“Nah, he was that guy whose whole gimmick was having no diss topics,

And fucking up the Tourney….or was that GreenToxic?”

How did you come up with your username? It’s pretty shitty

Does it refer to the amount of times you had to move city?

Or maybe it refers to the age of your father,

Compared to, I assume, the relative age of his new partner

I read your blog. We actually have a lot of similarities

So I really don’t want to go down the path of barbarity

But you asked for this, so this might get a bit gloomy

But regarding your bullies, did you try shutting the fuck up about movies?

And now, here you are, a well-adjusted man who sure isn’t an incel

A fact that setting your discord pic as Joker Hagrid won’t help dispel (just saying)

You should get back into film school and set your sights greater

When you graduate, you might even be able to get a job as a waiter!

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Who The Fuck Is ABunchOfNumbers?

Some cocky little shit who took a two year slumber

Woke up in time to take the fruits he didn’t earn

Now make like a tree in your country, and get burned!