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Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BEND OVER

VERSUS

BOW DOWWWWWN

BEGIN

The Battle
Bend Over:

You better sit the fuck down, or I’ll fuck you in the ass

Bow Down to Bend, or you’ll stay in the grass!

Your raps sound like ass, while my rhymes are so crass

That Bow Down will end up like leftovers in a car crash!

Here’s the bogus wording of my own nerdy thwarting

You sound like a complaining baby within the confines you’re wording!

Here’s the Joke of your Most Gross patriotic croaks

Step over, Bow Down, because I’m the one heard the most!

Bow Down:

You don’t hear me? please! I’m more used than you!

Calling over Wayne and Garth to show my rhymes are true!

You can’t stop me, like a forest fire, I’m outta control!

How about you Bend Over, ‘cause I’m the one who’ll be winning the polls!

I’ll be the one to take your toll on the bridge in the summer

Take a step back, or go home to your own goose-ly mother!

I’m gonna shoot you through a hole like we’re playing Croquet!

So bow down to the rapper who raps better than your face!

Bend Over:

Like a forest fire? Man, you would die from the light!

I got Ron Jeremy, your ass can’t even fight!

Why don’t you shove Spinach down your throat, and keep your appearance like Popeye

You’ll never even get your own movie, call you hawkeye!

Bow Down:

Those rhymes were most unexpected, but totally heinous

I cry in the moonlight and suddenly bleed from my anus…

Here’s the last straw! I’m gonna kill you with a knife!

Then cut open your neck, and take your god damn life!

You think you’re so cool? you’re just a walk in the park!

How we just wait for Bill and Ted vs Lewis and Clark?!?

Otruo
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECID!

EPEIC RAP THINGS OF BATTTTTTTTTLE1!!!!

Pols
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