Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD/Rap Meanings

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EpicLLOYD (Lloyd Ahlquist):
This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive,

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.

You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro,

but for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show.

I'll slaughter your water colour unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast,

then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis.

I can tell you're scared just from the body language i'm reading, you should start leaving,

look your hair line's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits.

Everyone knows your page is just a place the rap battles live.

Dude you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career

but remember you got famous off my idea.

Nice Peter (Peter Shukoff):
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie

but I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys.

Look at you, let me just tell you what I see

you're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me.

I drew moustache on your face and played a mean Hitler,

take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler.

You big toothed, choppy face, horse looking prick.

You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick.

Lloyd:
You're taller than I am but you look up to me,

the guy that got you your first job in comedy

Peter:
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.

You've got as much music talent as Chuck Fucking Norris.

Lloyd:
You a musician? That's kinda streching.

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.

Peter:
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?

It's like i'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum.

Lloyd:
Imma knock you right outta your little Superman socks,

you were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock.

Peter:
Man.. you don't even have to say that kind of shit.

Fuck the rap battles, and you, I quit..