User blog:MalZakSier382/Epic Rap Battles of Wikia - LloydAhlquistFan382 vs. Iamthelegion

(Intro made by Iamthelegion, slightly edited by LloydAhlquistFan382)


 * Vidcon 2014, Cam from VGRB is talking to EpicLLOYD.

Cam: Please, please, just let me rap with you Lloyd!

Lloyd: You wish; get lost.

Cam: OK. [Walks away sadly]

LAF382: Hey Lloyd! I'm a huge fan of yours! Can I have an autograph!

Lloyd: Sure man.

LAF382: Thank you so much!

Lloyd: Word.

[Suddenly, the ground starts shaking. In through the doors pours Emperor Nero and the Roman Legion.

Legionnaire: We have come for the one named Lloyd Ahlquist

Lloyd: [Butting in] Alright, let's rap dudes. [Starts playing a beat]

Legionnaire: Actually, LloydAhlquistFan382, not Lloyd Ahlquist. You're after VGRB.

LAF382: That would be me.

Lloyd: Go take them down! VGRB is damn too easy!

LAF382: Let's do this!

Nero: As emperor, I shall be the announcer!

Epic Rap Battles of Wikia!

LloydAhlquistFan382

VS

Iamthelegion!

Iamthelegion
So I'm up against some guy with no non-user battles? Me?

I've got a whole legion of series, so take me seriously

You better back off like the Torch did, I'm sadistic

Against some Essex-living fool who's flow is horrific

At least Owen was Average, you're a sub-par epic fail

Truth is, like Donkey Kong you're gonna be brokenbybane

The overlord of diversity, non-sequitur to uber-specific

Wade through this battle like it's the South Pacific

You're facing the man who's writing the 100 man royale, mate

More manly Australian than Paul Hogan, go face your fate

And surely you could've picked an actually creative username

Your verses are shorter than Lloyd, I'm taller than ERB's fame

You winning this is less believable than Batman3095 being me

But honestly, STOC raps better than this English pussy

Undoubtedly, you'll need my help if we were to write rap meanings

That your brain is defunct and boiled is to what side I'm leaning

LloydAhlquistFan382
TBA

Iamthelegion
TBA

LloydAhlquistFan382
TBA