Thread:LakuitaBro01/@comment-7352837-20130414020401

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



BATTLE ROYALE!



BEGIN!



Ash:

It’s the season finale and I’m gonna kick a**



Everyone here is just another lass



I’ll beat you like I did Darwin



I fight every battle and win!





<p class="MsoNormal">Joker:

<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you all serious?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You should be looking all oblivious

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re all just a Bonnie and Clydes

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll just beat you with a whip made of Killercroc-odile hide.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">I killed that English legend with no wounds

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll kill you like him with this Slingshot I found

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<p class="MsoNormal">I save everyone with just me and fairy

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<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t know what Hyrule means look it up in   a dictionary

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<p class="MsoNormal">Beethoven:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the greatest composer that ever lived

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<p class="MsoNormal">All your victories were all shortlived

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<p class="MsoNormal">If you all make music it’ll probably be worse the JBs

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll swarm you all like a angry bee

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<p class="MsoNormal">Moses:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m gods speaker so let me tell you

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<p class="MsoNormal">God hates you from my point of view

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I beat that “Jolly Bowl of Jelly”

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<p class="MsoNormal">How about you get up and turn off the telly

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<p class="MsoNormal">Edge:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll backhand you all like Vann and Tidus

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<p class="MsoNormal">With my strength you’re all an unborn fetus

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<p class="MsoNormal">I got together with Rydia in the end

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll make my rhymes stop at yearend

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<p class="MsoNormal">Joan:

<p class="MsoNormal">As the only female so far

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<p class="MsoNormal">Just hightail back up to your bar

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<p class="MsoNormal">I won the battle with that p**** William

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<p class="MsoNormal">There should be another war that involves a millennium

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<p class="MsoNormal">Roosevelt:

<p class="MsoNormal">I killed elephants don’t you remember?

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<p class="MsoNormal">If you want to join me be another member

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">So what if I split the Rep. Party

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<p class="MsoNormal">This whole thing is a piece of arty.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Farnsworth:

<p class="MsoNormal">Is it 4pm again?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Oh it’s time to obtain

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<p class="MsoNormal">This doomsday machine will blow you all up

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<p class="MsoNormal">So better watch out cause it’s gonna erupt!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Potter:

<p class="MsoNormal">I obliterated Edward with just some rhymes

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<p class="MsoNormal">None of you got any time

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<p class="MsoNormal">   I’ll Expecto Patronum all over you all

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<p class="MsoNormal">Each of you made quite the fall

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<p class="MsoNormal">Felix:

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you speak chopenese? I don’t think so

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll all lose this battle so just go

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<p class="MsoNormal">I destroyed Toby in my battle

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<p class="MsoNormal">Everyone go back and feed your cattle.

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">REAL

<p class="MsoNormal">FINALE

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

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