User blog:Tkid115/Goku vs Superman - 115 Rap Battles 2

115 RAP BATTLES!!!!

GOKU!

VS....

SUPERMAAAAAAANNNN!

BEGIN!

Goku:

Time to take it way back to 1933!

You're the Man of Steel? HA! All I see is a super-flea,

working in a run-down, low pay, shitty newspaper office,

stepping up to a Saiyan God! Superman, be cautious!

My rhymes flow like Snake Way! I'll beat you down like your planet,

cause that laser vision can't beat my Super Spirit Bomb, huh, can it?

It's like a little pea-shooter versus a flaming cannonball!

Just like this battle: a warrior versus a Kaio-Ken doll!



Superman:

<p style="text-align: center;">This isn't DBZ or GT, bitch! This is Action Comics

<p style="text-align: center;">#1! First hero! I'll leave ya dead and that's a promise!

<p style="text-align: center;">You scream and shout with all your might just like an angry banshee!

<p style="text-align: center;">Just to charge up an attack to fight a gay alien or a green flea!

<p style="text-align: center;">Come at me, Son! You're just a monkey! Maybe you should heel!

<p style="text-align: center;">Any bitch can beat you, Kaka-carrot! No one can beat the Man of Steel!

<p style="text-align: center;">Not caring about anything but fighting is not time well spent!

<p style="text-align: center;">Hell, I can reverse time just by flying around a bit, as Clark Kent!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Goku (Super Saiyan):

<p style="text-align: center;">Wanna talk about leaving someone dead? Today will be another Doomsday!

<p style="text-align: center;">Either that or you give up your title of "protector" and fly away!

<p style="text-align: center;">I'll rip off that "S" on your chest, Cause there's no hope for you!

<p style="text-align: center;">After this battle, you'll end up homeless and as fat as Majin Buu!

<p style="text-align: center;">Superman:

<p style="text-align: center;">While you deal with that peace of gum, I'll be in the sky chillin'!

<p style="text-align: center;">I'm the real god amongst people! To me, you're just like Krillen!

<p style="text-align: center;">You'd better not mess with me anymore, cause I'm the wild card in hand!

<p style="text-align: center;">And I'm nearly known WORLDWIDE! You're just popular in Japan!

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<p style="text-align: center;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align: center;">YOU DECIDE!

<p style="text-align: center;">'1111111111111111111115! RAAAAAAAAAAP! BATTLES!!!!!'

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WHO WON?!!! Goku Superman