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Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
Former King of Macedon, Alexander the Great, and former Grand Prince of Moscow, Ivan the Terrible, rap against each other to see who really is the Great and the Terrible

Cast
Nice Peter as Alexander the Great

EpicLLOYD as Ivan the Terrible

Dante Cimadamore and Gabe Michael as Greek Soldiers (cameos)

Yev Belilovskiy and Dante Cimadamore as Russians (cameos)

Alexander the Great
I was born of Olympias, like a God, I'm the Greatest

Ruling empires from Greece to Egypt on a regular basis

I marked history, and Macedon, with the raps, I've got the latest

Aristotle doesn't need to teach me how to beat a rapist

You're Terrible, unbearable, Franz Kafka put me in a parable

You can tell just by my name that we're really not comparable

You died in a chess game, you were known as a loser when you were gone

When I move my horse to the seventh rank it kills you in more ways than one

Ivan the Terrible
I've been the Grand Prince of Moscow since the age of three

Take that as a warning, you don't wanna mess with me

I'm a Vasilye-bitch to everyone, the gremlin in the Kremlin

Stretching Russia over the Eastern steppes, leaving Siberia tremblin'

I'm the champion of the poor, (да) the Tsar of all the Russians, (да)

I smacked my son with a metal pole, gave him fatal concussion

I'm a motherfucker, and Moscow has to deal with that

Play Russian Roulette with no bullets and you'd still fall flat

Alexander the Great
Your little jokes are so predictable, I really Tsar them coming

Take one more step towards me and feel my everlasting fist drumming

Let's see you kill your people and continue with your malice

When I kick your fat Bucephal-ass right back to your palace

I'm the Greatest, (Ha!) the best, you're a pitiful MC

I'll lock you right back in your dungeon, you'll get schooled by me

Face it, I've never lost a battle and I won't lose this

I've just shown this Russian mofo how his foes like to diss

Ivan the Terrible
You fool, catch the taste of defeat and quit you're Stalin

Like your army when I'm finished, you'll soon start to fall in

I saw the conquest of Kazan, Astrakhan and Siberia

My name went in the history books, yours went on a cafeteria

The Massacre of Novgorod demonstrated my evil ways

Don't care what you Putin to Macedon, you can give me all your praise

You're childish Alex, I spit cold like Okroshka

You've just be taught how we like to beat Greeks back in Russia

Poll
Who won? Alexander the Great Ivan the Terrible