User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 14 Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson

In the 14th battle of ERBoF4, I decided to do the suggestion most often heard.



Nice Peter- Homer Simpson

Shay Carl- Peter Griffin

EpicLLOYD- Hank Hill

Ray William Johnson- Moe (cameo)

Anthony Padilla- Quagmire (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

PETER GRIFFIN

VS

HOMER SIMPSON

BEGIN!

Homer:
A battle of the shows, one good one bad,

To show the people who's the better TV dad,

You just ripped me off, I was here first!

You got so fat becuase of MacFarlane's curse,

That animation of yours is enough to make me puke,

Where did your pride go? Did you get spooked?

I don't blame you, Pete, I'm a cartoon God!

You were cancelled before, you fat fraud!

Peter:
(laughing) Look at you, a little yellow bastard,

I'm an idol; I'm Quahog's master!

I hope you choke on your own stupid donuts,

Your verse failed, you have no guts,

I have a trophy wife, your's is like Frankenstein,

My baby's a genius; all you do is whine!

Brian compared to your mutt, oh fuck!

My 200 episodes will leave you starstruck!

Homer:
Oh please, do you even know your children?

Stop wasting your show battling a chicken!

Peter:
Even Meg is more interesting than you,

Give up now! Just accept the truth!

Homer:
All you are is a retard, you have no life!

Who else in the world has an ugly ginger wife?

Peter:
I prefer watching Bob's Burgers, dude!

Sorry, but your entire show got screwed!

(A propane truck drives in. Hank Hill steps out.)

Hank Hill:
I'm here to rip you up, I tell you what!

Two fat guys with bars instead of sluts,

Do you two realize you're the exact same?

California...good God, their ideas are lame,

I bet Bill could score a better chick than you fools,

I'm the most efficient rapper here, so follow my rules,

I should tell you that neither of you are real men,

You have some douche bags, I have real friends,

Hell, even Bobby is more fit than you,

I'll get Peggy to make some fat guy stew!

Lemme teach you, I'll start a rap class,

And stay clear of me, I'm gonna kick your ass!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (writing noise) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Winner Homer Simpson Peter Griffin Hank Hill