User blog comment:723tbone/Scraw verses tbone/@comment-4727448-20130509020644

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! (everything explodes)

Narrator:

Scraw has fallen! This is a tragedy! Wait! He's getting back up again! No! It's not him!

It's...

It's...

It's

ZQRAWLAND FUQQING ZQRIBBLEZQRATZH!

I'm back to Sparta Kick yo ass in the shade,

A fraction of my power is only needed for you to fade.

This final loss will be your removal from the archives,

It'll also mark the end of your unnatrual sex drive,

Don't matter if you kick my ass to space, I've been there and beyond,

I could knock you into a parallel universe even as a dumb blonde.

My rhyming is only cheap because no ones bothers to tie with it,

After this battle, the results won't even be a split,

Super saiyan four? That only exists cause I did it first,

This easily constructed verse could beat you at its worst.

Mit's not a failure, only he can conquer Tim!

And he only has his skill because I gave it to him!

You have to admit, your chances are looking slim,

My lesser forms could beat you with just one limb.

Surrender now, mortal, this wasn't your lucky match.

Wanna know why?

FOR I AM ZQRAWLAND FUQQING ZQRIBBLZQRATZH.