Talk:Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin/@comment-29099806-20170629235108

"You're so ineffective you couldn't even turn eleven!"

"The real Ash packs a much bigger BOOMSTICK!"

"You measure your worth by the sales of your merch."

"Look, Mighty Morphin Michael Vick."

"It took millions of years for mankind to evolve, now they're hunched over cell phones playing with your balls!"

"And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother, as hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother!"

I mean, Ash had some good lines, especially the "TB and Scarlet Fever" line, but personally, all the lines listed above just roasted Ash harder than the Kalos League's outcome did.