EpicLLOYD

"Psst, hey...wanna buy some heroin?"

- Lloyd Ahlquist

Lloyd Ahlquist (AKA Epic Lloyd) is the co-writer and inventor of Epic Rap Battles of History along with Nice Peter and is in every one of the Epic Rap Battles of History, but doesn't have a speaking part in every one. He also battled Nice Peter in Epic Rap Battles of History 15. He has his own series on YouTube called Dis Raps For Hire where he makes fun of people who have done bad things to someone. He does this through rapping against them.

Characters

 * Chucky²*U*
 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Chuck Norris
 * John McCain¹
 * Macho Man
 * Johann Sebastian Bach¹
 * Carl Sagan¹
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Ben Franklin
 * Gandalf
 * Things 1 &amp; 2
 * John "Hannibal" Smith ¹
 * Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock¹
 * Templeton "Face" Peck¹
 * Mr. McFeely¹
 * Captain Kirk
 * King Leonidas²
 * Pleistarchus¹
 * Mario
 * Elvis Presley
 * Marlon Brando¹
 * Bill Gates
 * Frank Sinatra
 * Mitt Romney
 * Marty McFly
 * Clint Eastwood
 * Robin
 * The Elves
 * Adam³
 * Sherlock Holmes*U*

¹ Denotes non-speaking part.

² Denotes voice only.

³ Denotes upcoming rap battle.

*U* Denotes unofficial rap battle.

Verse 1:
This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe

You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro

But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show

I'll slaughter your water colour unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast

Then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis

I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading

You should start leaving. Look your hair line's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits

Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live

Dude, you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career

But remember you got famous off of my idea

Verse 2:
You're taller than I am, but you look up to me

The guy who got you your first job in comedy

Verse 3:
You, a musician? That's kinda stretching

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression

Verse 4:
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks

You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock

Trivia

 * Lloyd also makes his own rapping series, Dis Raps For Hire, as well as other music videos.
 * It is a running gag during almost every one of the behind the scenes videos (after the Gandalf vs Dumbledore behind the scenes) that he makes a joke asking the audience whether they want to buy some heroin. Nice Peter was the one who did it in the behind the scenes for Doc Brown vs Doctor Who.
 * Lloyd played the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate, John McCain, as a cameo, and the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate, Mitt Romney, as well as right-wing reporter, Bill O'Reilly, and Republican actors Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris.
 * Lloyd did not rap in the following battles: #4, #6, #7, #13, and #20. He spoke but did not rap in #24, and only did the voice for Leonidas in #17.
 * Lloyd has been in the second most amount of battles, behind Nice Peter.
 * Lloyd and Peter appeared in the rhettandlink video "Epic Rap Battle of Manliness" as a cameo.