User blog:Mortal5075/Freddy Krueger vs Chucky. Epic Rap Battles of Mortality Season 1

Why hello there. Honestly I am doing this for my own amusement, just for me to look back and be proud I have done this. Wiki is dead an all and I will get 0 comments unless I will shove this piece of shit of a battle in people's noses, but that's fine too. I love horror and I love Halloween, but instead of making a horror royale, I extended that a tad further by making a horror comedy royale. Isn't that fun stuff. Enjoy it never the less.



Freddy Krueger: (00:12)
A little boy with a knife against my nightmare fueled brutality?

You must be out of loop if you think you're in reality

Cause you're in my world now, bitch, to your face I'll add one more stitch

And if you want to be on sales again then welcome to prime time, bitch!

Your movie's such a bore I had to extend my arms to get dragged through it

Too short to reach the ceiling so let me fucking drag you through it

Cause every time you tried to rise on top, the stairs just glued until your series died

The fuck's that abadullah shit? You already feeling tongue-tied?

This so-called horror movie icon never got body, while I've got brains

To Carve in West in this bitch's stomach and then scatter his remains

Didn't I say a bride is bad for ya? That's why against me you're so inept

Cause bitch, I slayed Johnny Depp, in the deeper where he hides his Johnny depth.

Stuff this punk in Andy's guts so the two will feel united

To the cinema went Alice and said your movies sucked more than I did

So once I crash onto your set, Tilly and Dourif'll know what Freddy brings

You wanna stop being a puppet? Let me cut all of your strings

Chucky: (00:58)
Hugh Jackman bitch! Wade Wilson slut! I’ll teach you how to fuck with me!

This fucking hobo Phan Kim Phuc will now drop like Maggie did

Get Tiff to chain you to a bed, but she never saw what’s next upcoming

She only needed to count one, two and for her was Freddy cumming!

Lock the door, I’ll bust like Nicholson, grab the crucifix, I’m the devil’s son

Never slept again after my rebirth, guess I’m Modafinilicent, son!

The hearts stop when I attack, and I ain't talking cardiac

You think you’re frightening, Freddy? Your biggest nightmare’s an insomniac!

Your face is so fucked up it looks like Botnick’s got to you

And it will take more than your 2 hands to count how many times I’ve slaughtered you!

The only time you are on top are your LSD nightmares, but on top of that

You raped your mum so she could birth you? The fuck kind of timeline is that?

Spawn of a nun and Alice Cooper has no place to be called Satan

You’ll get buggy eyes after I unleash my wrath, another doll in the making!

I spark deaths and you got sparked from them, but what’s next gonna be messy

Once I’ll lock you in the closet since you feel so close to Jesse!

Leprechaun: (1:44)
Lep’s in the hood to do no good, he found your rhyming a bit dull

You’ll play my flute with one leg standing but this ain't no Jethro Tull

I stacked more bodies than you two did, in the rhyme war I have the wick

The only trick you’ve done was making kids when I’ve chopped both of your dicks!

Speaking of the children, when they were born you should’ve killed them

I guess even if your spitting’s weak, you make it up with killer semen!

This Wicked Witch will be like Ice-T once I’ll bloody melt his ass off

Your ego’s more inflatable then the lass I blew the ass off!

I want me gold after I watched the shit on screens you guys display

With that shitty Wiseau acting, you just reminded me of a Child’s Play

Judging from your scripts and your box offices, I’m told

And if I’ll take this bar I put and to a punchline it’ll be merging

Then I guess I am so sick that to myself I am allergic!

Ash Williams: (2:31)
Rose from the teenage Ashes to the badass Ash who’ll end this lep

If this is you not stoned Lep then I just fear you with the amulet

Say that their writers smoked weed when you went the Jason X route

Got duped over the phone, so you just watch the girls I keep about

An abandoned kid of Wishmaster could only wish he lived in my world

Could only get laid if you spiked, that's why you hypnotised those fly girls

Your Ed Sheeran ass don’t scare me Chuck, I have fought the truly Evil Dead

Chop off your right hand for the 10th time and just fight with it instead

Annoying, cheesy and one-layered, is that Freddy or Laurie Hugh?

I’ve seen rapists in my forest that are less wooden than you

I’ll dance with furniture when you shitheads will be mounted on my bedroom’s wall

The fuck’s your knives going to do against a broomstick and a chainsaw

This Willow’s a shit sorcerer, only does magic when his budget can afford

But bow down and hail straight to the king since you went against the word of Lord

Got resurrected by dog piss and shit whiskey, so all I’m seeing

That it's ironic that you money Frankensteins were killed by a human being!