User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 17: Snoop Dogg vs Charlie Sheen

another battle, yay.

Cast
Snoop Dogg/Lion as himself

EpicLLOYD as Charlie Sheen

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SNOOP DOGG!

VS!

CHARLIE SHEEN!

BEGIN!

Snoop Dogg:

Yo, what up, Dogg? Snoop is in the house to smoke some raps.

I'm glad they kicked you out of Two and A Half Men, since your acting was crap.

You better watch out, I'm about to Drop my flow Like It's Hot.

And your dick is way smaller than the amount of Eminem songs.

I heard about you threatening to kill your wife, man, what a shame.

I'm all about the weed, bro, which is how I got my fame.

Charlie please, I'm the real life rapper here, you're just Lindsey Lohan 2.0.

Who thinks he can rap like Tupac, but I entirely disagree, and you didn't even go.

Charlie Sheen:

Well, I will now, and I'll show you why you suck, RZA.

Snoopzilla? Very nice job on ripping off of Godzilla.

Eat some food, please. Your body is too anorexic.

You've been arrested so many times because you cause so much bullshit.

You sound really drunk when you rap; I suggest you lay off the weed.

I may not be a real life rapper, but I'm the best OG you've ever seen.

You're more drunk than Jack Sparrow, and that's sad since he's much cooler than you.

Even Biggie Smalls can actually rap unlike you, and he's dead, you tool.


 * Snoop Dogg transforms into Snoop Lion*

Snoop Lion:

Oh yeah, shit is about to get real, and there's no way I'm Lion.

Your rapping is awful like your new show. Are you actually trying?

You just want the money, because you are a greedy prick.

You'll never past Bill Gates' money record, not even a little bit.

We were both in Scary Movie, but I did much better acting.

Don't mess with the Doggfather again, or else I will diss you again by rapping.

You be Ego Trippin' when you said you were the best OG.

And it's pretty clear that I'm the better drug using MC.

Charlie Sheen:

Oh great, you're a lion now? I don't think this can get any worse.

What's next, Snoop Dying? This has to be a curse.

You should stop rapping, and go back to sucking Dr. Dre's dick.

You're like Greg Heffley, but much skinnier like a stick.

Plus, you're not strong at all, because you don't even lift, bro.

And if you try, you will never get as buff as John Cena, since you're not a lifting pro.

It's time for you to go now, Snoopy, pack your things and leave.

If you do it, I'll give you some meat, Lion; it's a very special treat.

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Snoop Dogg Charlie Sheen