User blog:Tkid115/115 Rap Battle News with James Bond and Ezio Auditore







 























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<p class="MsoNormal">(James Bond walks on screen)

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: Hello….b**ches. My name is Bond. James Bo-

<p class="MsoNormal">(Ezio falls onto Bond from the skylight onto Bond then gets up)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: I’m Ezio. Ezio Auditore. Ezio Auditore Da Firen-

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: We get it, you bloody idiot! (Bond gets up)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: Shut up, ''puttona. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: Why you….dont make me go Craig on your Italian as-

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: Yeah yeah. (Shoves Bond off-screen) So, anyways, I’m-a-here to give you wonderful people a few updates on the well-known and popular series-

<p class="MsoNormal">47: HA!

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: SHUT UP, BALD ONE!.....on the series known as 115 Rap Battles, created by my main man, Tkid115. A lot of….how you say….cazzo has been happening lately, involving stupid parents and  no chat for a while. But, with great excitement, I can now say that this wonderful series will be CONTINUING! LET US CELEBRATE!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Ezio raises his hands)

<p class="MsoNormal">(A single strand of confetti falls down)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio:…..GOD DAMN IT, SNAKE! WHERE’S THE CONFETTI?!

<p class="MsoNormal">(In the distance, we see Solid Snake inside a box of confetti)

<p class="MsoNormal">Snake: Sorry. I saw the box and I couldn’t resist-

<p class="MsoNormal">(Ezio walks off-screen, muttering to himself in Italian)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: (looking back) SOMEONE TAKE OVER!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Bond, now Daniel craig-ified, walks on screen)

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: Gladly…well, it’s true, fine women and gentlemen. The series will be continuing as planned. My good friend, Tkid, will be continuing to write as many battles as he can, along with a new series of other raps and poems on the side! But all this extra stuff aside, prepare-

<p class="MsoNormal">Indiana Jones: (from the sidelines) your anuses!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: Jones, for god’s sake!....prepare yourselves for the STUNNING and SPECTACULAR second half on Season 2!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Bond then looks to the sideline to see Ezio repeatedly stabbing a stage-hand with his hidden blade)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: (looking up at Bond) Tell them about the situation a bit more!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: (sigh) Might I ask why you are stabbi-

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: He talked sh*t  about my game! Now do it!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: (looking back towards the camera) Ok then….Tkid still has his Wii U with him so he can still contribute here; just no chat. Although he will try to find a way to get on chat whenever he can.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Ezio walks back on-screen next to Bond, now bloodied)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: And he has found some other ways to contribute, too! But those are un-disclosed! For now, DO YOU PEOPLE WANT SOME HINTS?!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Ezio pulls out a stereo)

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: No, DON’T- <p class="MsoNormal" style="border-style:none;padding:0in;">(Ezio presses play) <p class="MsoNormal">???: “ Hello, Michael. Time to twist this battle up; just like a plot.

<p class="MsoNormal">This is no good for you. Go and run back to Megan Fox!”

<p class="MsoNormal">???: “Can it, Pu**y-eus! Hearing your “high and mighty” rhymes? I can’t stand it! <p class="MsoNormal" style="border-style:none;padding:0in;">You’re skill must be like your foes to beat ME: Titanic!” <p class="MsoNormal">(Bond shoots the stereo)

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: ''MA CHE CAZZO?! ''Why the fu-

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: Bloody spoilers!

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: Screw you!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: Shut your pie-hole!

<p class="MsoNormal">Ezio: You’re the worst host ever!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: No. That was Yeager.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Eren Yaeger stands up)

<p class="MsoNormal">Eren: What did you just sa-?

<p class="MsoNormal">Both Bond and Ezio: SHUT UP, YAEGER! NO-ONE LIKES YOU!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Snake pops up behind them)

<p class="MsoNormal">Snake: Get a box, you two.

<p class="MsoNormal">(47 opens the door to leave)

<p class="MsoNormal">47: Screw this.

<p class="MsoNormal">(Suddenly, a boulder falls behind the host and they start running for their lives)

<p class="MsoNormal">Bond: JONES! WHAT THE HE-?!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Camera cuts to Indiana Jones)

<p class="MsoNormal">Jones: That’s all, folks. As Tkid would say, (respect)

<p class="MsoNormal">(Jones tips his hat)

<p class="MsoNormal">Jones: This has been 115 Rap Battles news! Until next time!

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