User blog:Joshuakrasinski/squirrel girl vs colonel cluster

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

SQUIRREL GIRL VS COLONEL CLUSTER BEGIN!

SG
it's squirrel girl ready to pounce,

and in this battle i like to announce,

i'm dominating this battle your failed at your job,

cause when it comes to fighting your just like corn on the cob,

got a team of new warriors your army is terrible,

and your smell is unbearable,

scratching up your face i'm a true deadly force,

will i win this battle of course,

teamed up with howard the duck rocket racoon,

i won this battle already what are you gonna do?,

CC
yehaw round you up is no brainer,

your secret powers couldn't be more plainer,

you claim to be unbeatable but you lost big betty,

your considered to be a dumb hero whoa nelly,

i hope miley cyrus makes her role half assed,

if i were you i'd be running fast,

tying you up like your were a longhorn,

and what's the idea of dissing corn?,

when this battle is over you will feel this general's scorn,

SG
you made your last stand and you ended up dead,

your death is something i don't dred,

shoot this guy everyone i am sure you won't miss him,

since he was cliche with ben stiller in a nigh at the museum,

i'll slap you silly with my tail and send you back to the grave,

if i was the general in your army i'd make the save,

shave off that moustache you know that's out of style,

i can stomp on your face for miles,

turn in that badge your a failure if i've ever seen one,

i won this battle your done,

CC
turn you inro squirrel stew with a side of mash potaters,

i will ride off into the sunset see ya later,

i made the last stand sure i eneded up dead,

but atleast i know how to cross the road without a crushed head,

your nuts if you think your beat me it's like you came here to lose,

i will tear off your tail and down it with whiskey booze,

i am gunslinger the best you ever saw,

your fur is just known for being made into clothes they sell at the mall,

this cityslicker is no match for the old west,

the colonel has won this battle and i got rid of this pest,

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *Logo is upside down* CUT! TAKE 2! *logo comes out again* JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!