User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.5: Tony The Tiger vs Toucan Sam

This is the fifth battle in my series, and it's going to be good.

Today we have Tony The Tiger against Toucan Sam, maybe a few guests.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TONY THE TIGER

VS

TOUCAN SAM!

Tony The Tiger

It's me, Tony The Tiger,

My Cereal gives you fibre.

Sam, I don't want to taste any of your Froot Loops.

Because all you do is swoop,

Let's talk about your beak on your face.

You better get that looked at, and get it replaced.

This rap battle is going to be great.

As this is the place, where your going to meet your fate.

Toucan Sam

Tony, Follow your nose, it always knows.

The flavour of fruit, where ever it grows!

Because Toucan Sam has stolen the show.

And Tony doesnt know.

Let me tell you a story, Tony,

All of your rhymes are baloney.

This story is just about to unfold.

And there is a lot, of gold.

*Suddenly down from the skies, a small green man appears*

Lucky The Leprechaun

Did somebody say gold?

I have this rap battle under control.

Just see my lucky little charms,

Because I don't want to set of any alarms.

Now, now, now, I don't want anyone to flip.

Look out at the sea, there a great pirate ship.

*A pirate ship crashes into land and a young captain appears*

Captain Crunch

Argh, I'm rapping harder then Tony's Frosted Flakes,

You can't stop me now, I don't have any brakes.

Everyone of you are a huge mistake.

I'm raising the bar, some might call the stakes.


 * A bat lands next to toucan sam, and suddenly*

Count Chocula

It's me, Count Chocula,

I might not be Dracula.

But I don't want to eat any of your cereals.

Because they all made from horrible materials.

I'm the one, who's going to make this all stop.

With a loud, Snap, Crackle and Pop!

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!



