User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Simon Belmont vs. Rick Taylor

Vampire hunter Simon Belmont from Castlevania clashes with Splatterhouse series protagonist Rick Taylor to determine who is the better horror video game hero. Who wins? You decide!

Simon Belmont:

Now entering the arena, it’s Simon of the Belmont clan

Going up against me, Rick? Such a foolish plan

Check you out, you’re a blatant rip-off of Jason Voorhees

Your lousy games are nowhere near as well known as my series

I’ve defeated Count Dracula, not once, but twice

I’m a dope killer with this whip and a dope killer with this mic

Winning against you in this battle is such a simple task

I’m an expert vampire hunter, you just have a stupid mask



Rick Taylor:

Nice verse there, Belmont, that was about as weak as a mouse

Prepare to meet your death, cause you’ve now entered the Splatterhouse

You seriously insult my looks when you look like a girl?

Your death by me will be so gory, it’ll make the audience hurl

<p class="MsoNormal">Who’s the biggest bad-ass here? Dude, I can fucking punch knives

<p class="MsoNormal">Try to kill me all you want, my Terror Mask will keep me alive

<p class="MsoNormal">You may have killed Dracula, but I defeated the deity known as the Evil One

<p class="MsoNormal">Once the streets rain with your blood, you’ll know this battle’s done

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<p class="MsoNormal">Simon Belmont:

<p class="MsoNormal">As I expected, my rhymes are giving you a real fright

<p class="MsoNormal">How’s Jennifer doing? I haven’t seen her since last night

<p class="MsoNormal">Will I always be known more than you? Hell yeah!

<p class="MsoNormal">Now excuse me, while I go and conquer Castlevania

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rick Taylor:

<p class="MsoNormal">You dare bring my girl into this? You’re now asking for it, bitch

<p class="MsoNormal">Your hair-color changing ass is now gonna being facing down in a ditch

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll rip your head off, cut you up, and give your whip back to Indiana Jones

<p class="MsoNormal">Now I’ll sit back, and let these Boreworms feast on your organs and your bones

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Who won? Simon Belmont Rick Taylor