User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.36: Ramesses II vs Benito Mussolini

Here we go another battle!

Many thanks to [Dragonsblood23] for Mussolini's lyrics!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

RAMESSES THE SECOND

VS

BENITO MUSSOLINIIIIIIII

BEGIN!

Benito Mussolini

When it comes to stepping up against The Iron Prefect,

You best know by that, it means you’ve lost all my respect.

This won’t be like the Hittites, for i’m not ending in a truce.

Ask Italian Liberals what happens when a fascist lets loose,

From Marches to Nazi Power as the world knows my slog.

While your only known because of Courage The Cowardly Dog.

I’ll leave you rapped up, so it’s best you heard back your tomb.

Unless you want to dishonor the gods and walk into your doom.

Ramesses II

How can you face against me, when I invented wrap?

'Cause when Ramesses the great steps up to snap,

Your neck in two. I leave you dead, Italian prime minister.

The whole world will be shouting out that your an Italian Sinister.

You been arrested and now your time to get forgiveness?

Then you were shot, because I've taken care of business!

I can speak in hieroglyphics, but you need to do some decryption.

'Cause If you step this way, I will show you how to walk like an Egyptian.

Benito Mussolini

Oh why don't you go build another giant statue of yourself.

In the meantime, my army will go out and conquer the world itself.

We may be burning down books, but this time, I’ll be giving you a lesson.

Like your battle and the first Ramesses, you’ll always remain in second.

Ramesses II

Your rise to power was an entire sham. Drink reagent!

At the age of 14, I become the prince of fucking regent.

Don't confuse me for King Tut, you big foreign dummy!

Just give up, bitch! Go home and cry to your mummy.

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

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