User blog:TKandMit/Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains News with Hannibal Lecter

Mm... Ray Liotta tastes even better the second time.

Oh. Shit. Didn't see you there. Hi.

My name is Dr. Hannibal Lecter and Barney told me that I will be telling some weird internet go-ers about a fictional rap series today. What an odd thing you all appeal to. Anyways, this guy, Mit is paying the Baltimore State Mental Hospital and will give me a better room, so I can't complain.

[*Lecter continues to eat Paul Krendler's brain as he explains.*]

Moving on, some of you may remember that I battled a hockey masked prick in Mit's other series, the Epic Rap Battles of Mitstory. Well, I'll be coming back! You haven't seen the last of Hannibal! Anyway, this new series is called Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains. Apparently, Mit got bored of doing a series that had no theme, so he hopped on the bandwagon of themed battles, probably in an effort to get more likes and subscriptions on his blogs or whatever. How pathetic.

Anyway, as the name suggests, Mit will be pitting heroes and villains in rap battles to, most likely, rap against each other. Fascinating. He also has said that this can happen in any pair, with heroes battling heroes, villains battling villains, and heroes battling villains. How enticing.

Ah, but before you all get your boxers in a britch, asking about "B-but what about Walter White and other antiheroes?", they too will be in some battles, along with rappers like me who have already appeared in Mitstory. Good lord, you're a predictive bunch.

But, since Mit is such an uncreative dolt, he will need your suggestions; the best of them. And please, for the love of god, don't suggest God vs Satan because it's good vs evil and such stupidity like that. And that's not even from me, that's literally what MIt says on this note:



Alright, with all that said, I believe my work here is done. Now get this camera out of my sight before I have to track Mit down and bring him to his doom.

What are you doing? Looking for hints by panning your mouse over this section of the blog? Please. There is no such thing here. Leave. You got the message already, get to suggesting or something. Leave me be.