User blog comment:Amontgomery1432/Amont's Amateurish Analytics: Episode 2 - Cole Phelps vs Dipper Pines by SuperTingsOnCups Rap Battles/@comment-27039431-20190712081616

How tall is Cole Phelps expected to be here? He's a fuckin Kaiju from this angle. Is he gonna rap or fuckin destroy New York?

That implies you put a bunch of musicians into a blender and and made Cole into a rock and roll slushie. Axel Rose's hair, Steven Tyler's fingernails, Mick Jagger's saliva, Jack White's dickcheese. That sounds fucking delicious

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Announcer 2: The Desolation of Smaug

I must admit