User blog:CrimsonLabTuxV2/My Political Campaign for President of Canada

Strong, Smart, Asian...these are the words that define CrimsonLabTuxV2. Now, Crimson Tux himself is running for President of Canada, being of Canadian blood himself. He was born in South Korea in a dumpster by a Asian Mom. He was then put in a foster home and then his home in Oregon. He does in fact have a Canadian father and was concieved in God's beard. Here are some previous political campaigns of Elliot Monroe.

Mayor of Oregon(won)

Governor of Everything(runner up)

President of Soviet Russia(won)

King of England(3rd place)

American Idol Dictator(won)

Princess of Sandwichland(undecided)

SEEEEEEMANNNNNNNN(69th place)

And here are some accolades of the definition of Shrek himself...

Won 2nd annual Wikia Beerfest(100000000000000000000 beers)

Has 9 inch dick(it ballin)

Saved the Bruce Jenner from extinction(two taimes)

Came back to life after dying(awesome)

Founding the Wiki-lympics(starting Febuary)

Beat Scraw in a rap battle(suprising)

Snoop Dogg fo laife(RIP Tupac ;_;)

And if you don't believe that....fuck you...here are some thoughts on LabTux

He fucking sucks.

-Coupe on LabTux as a whole

You have no balls

-Wachow on his bravery

He still owes me $20 from January

-Fire on Loyalty

Alrighty then!!

-Jim Carrey in Riddick

VOTE LABTUX FOR PRESIDENT OF CANADA 2013