User blog:Rob Tick/Gumball Watterson vs Bart Simpson. ERBoF S1

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

GUMBALL 

VS

BART SIMPSON

BEGIN

Gumball:
Welcome to Elmore, you're in my Amazing World Now!

Kissing Penny while you're telling teachers don't have a cow!

I have Irish decsent, that's why my raps are so fresh!

The fucking Illuminati even wants you dead!

Your series is overdue for total cancellation,

Especially when you caused Brazil's humiliation!

You're not in Springfied now, you're in my Amazing hood!

Step back, so that I can give you a taste of what's good!

Simpson:
Yo, is it me? Well, that was drastic!

Your mother's a workaholic and your dad is a bastard!

27 years and we haven't gone wrong,

While Australia had you censored for wearing a thong!

If I was you, I would probably hang from a rope,

Besides it's better than to listen to your "tedious anecdotes"!

If you don't understand, well I'll try to explain,

Giving me your dick doesn't compare to your own pain!

[Dramatic pause.]

[Bart turns into Bartman, while Gumball reverts to his mental alter-ego Zach.]

Zach:
It's Zach motherfucker, time to get up on the mic!

Cause obvi, the Watterson will win this rap fight!

You can't beat a cat, you're the symbol of ebola!

You're as fucking subtle as your ads of Coca-Cola!

Bartman:
The Pieman's sidekick has no time for this chump!

With those cheeks, you'd be considered a national bluff!

I surmount even the most devious of judges in sass,

Apart from my super work, I just side-kicked your ass!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

EPIC RAP....

JK

RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

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