User blog:Andrew0218/Monstrous Rap Battles Season 2 News with Freddy Krueger



One, two, Freddy’s… oh, didn’t see ya there.

You know me, from my iconic sweater, fedora, and my burnt face. I also got these killing gloves, literally.

I’m using these to kill all these punks on Elm Street, and I don’t even care whether they’re naughty or nice. Kids, always a disappointment! I’ve blown a kid’s mind with chalkboard scratches; gotten high with a drug addict till she went to heaven, and I’ve even turned a kid into a cockroach and squashed her to death!



Ha! Best watch your ass while you’re sleeping, or I’m coming for you, bitch! What’s that you’re saying? You’re not living on Elm Street? Every town has an Elm Street! Mwahahahaha!



Anyway, welcome to my world, bitch! I’m the one and only Freddy Krueger, the overlord of nightmares and horror!



I’m here to tell ya about that Monstrous Rap Battles series. To be honest, it sucked. But don’t worry, the second season will have some beastly emcees rap battling from your favorite movies, games, or even books!





No Dr. Seuss creatures allowed by the way. Other than that, Jaws, Mothman, Five Nights at Freddy’s, you name ‘em, it’s fucking prime time for the series!

Lemme tell ya something here, kid. I’m coming for that so-called undying Jason hockey-freak, so you’d better tell him Krueger’s coming for him.

What? I’m not a monster?



Why don’t you say that to MY face, ya little brat?



And remember to tell him, Freddy sent you, bitch!