User blog:RapperRapRapp/Shrek vs The BFG. Epic RapperRapRapp Battles Of Wiki - Season 1

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BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Shrek

vs

The BFG!

BEGIN!

Shrek
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP, THE BFG IS GONNA GET CHOMPED

IF I HEAR THIS MUTATED FREAK STEP FOOT HE'S GONNA GET STOMPED

I spit out these rhymes like a snozzcumber,

You spit on Orphans in their slumber.

You Catching a Dream, d on't want to mess with me

They Catching PTSD, now it's hemorrhoid cream

You put your Manhugging dick, inside their muff

You're Meatdripping, they like what's that stuff

"My Small Fucking Cock, that aint no bluff"

BFG the next day, put in a giant handcuff

So hang your self off Big Ben, you Pussy in Boots

You're a wreck, I'm Shrek, Here's a noose

Because your hard to listen too accent is worse

Than your next shitstopping, asswiping verse!

BFG
This battle is over, you over compensating ogre

You inbreeding, retarded, interspecies motherfucker

You're as ugly as your babies, you've got green spunk

I spread joy to children, you hit them when your drunk

I'm the B-F-G, don't fuck with me, or you'll see

How bad you can be after your third movie!

I'm a Rumbleskillspit on the mic, you're a Gingerbread man

So take these rhymes and run away, as if you can!

Go Far Far Away, I'm Not Believer

I'm an All Star, you've got a fever

Don't step to me Shrek, you couldn't reach

You Need A Hero, I suggest some bleach

No flow in your rhymes, you just facile

I'll smash your mouth and lock you in a castle!

Shrek
STOP RAPPING, it's no wonder you don't have any mates

The soundtrack references made my bowels disintergrate

That means I need a shit, so I'll be a minute

Donkey take over, we're in it too...

Donkey:
Win It!

Why you messing with me and and my best buddy (I'm not your best buddy)

You dropping more turds then when Shrek gets muddy (I heard that!)

I put the Key into Donkey you put the Friendly into battle

Your farmer ass should go back to leading your cattle

Before I go here's something to tell Sophie *flushes*

How the BFG gave her a whizpoppin roofie!

Shrek:
Piss off laddy, I'm stealing the show

Like my broadway, fucking up your flow

English shite, nobody gives two shits about your ego

You've got huge ears yet you can't hear this though.

I'm a big ass ogre, you're a pansy ass vegan,

I've been wiping on you, since the beginning!

So before you talk shit about pride and flags,

I'll go up to the Queen and show her my teabags

BFG
Vegan? Hardly, I've been eating that bitch Fiona's pussy!

But you've been taking Pinnochio's nose up your ass-aye-laddy

I'm hurting you, and now you're going to die

Like your father-in-law and your franchise!

Troll please, I'm top of the game, Fuckwad

Diss me?, you bottom of it like Farquaad

Got my own movie and I'm cumming on your wife!

Because you're as sterile as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

I PROBABLY DECIDE OR YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT

EPIC

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BATTLES OF WIKI



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Episode 2 coming in a year or so.

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