User blog:Poskitch/Epic Rap Battles of Skitchitry 1- Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

Welcome to my first blog in a really long time! Yeah, ERBoM failed, so I'm making a new series. So for those of you who wanted to see me rap, here be the place. In this series, I'm just going to do the popular suggestions in order on the list. Without further adieu, here is Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUvyLhKehx0 - Ash begins at 0:22

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SKITCHITRY

ASH KETCHUM!

VERSUS!

CHARLES DARWIIIIIIIIN!!!

BEGIN!

Ash Ketchum:

Trainer Ash wants to battle! So hide your fear behind your beard

Just like your rotting corpse, your theories quickly disappeared

You spent your whole damn life studying fossils, only to become one

Back in the day, you and your thoughts were more hated than Lickitongue

Like a Ground type, my lines will shake you up completely

And your only friends are monkeys? I'm calling bestiality

I may be a Youngster but I'm Sky Uppercutting it to the max

I've impacted the world, while all you've made are shunned-upon acts!

Charles Darwin:

Well here's some big words from a tween twat, you can't insult me

When all you do is spam Thunderbolt and your idol is an Oak tree

I'll Shrewsbury you deep, you'll need to be resurrected

You're whole life is a flop, met Misty, May, Dawn; thrice rejected

See here, I was the greatest mind of my time, you entertain hentai freaks

After I lyrically defeat you, you'll have an extra set of bruises on your cheeks

You'll never become the Champion, you lack the skills and talent

So you can lose the tournement to me, but I guess you expected that to happen!

Ash Ketchum:

Look who's talking! You died at 73, I'll be 10 forever

I can switch to the Fighting type quick, you won't survive this endeavor

I have an army, everything you say, I can outdo

So enough with this garbage! I choose you, Pikachu!

Pikachu:

Pika Pika! Watch a mouse squish this old fool

I dread your lectures, you should stick to the schools

I'm seen getting sent through Wonder Trade on DS's everywhere

You're a figure of the past, I'm a kid's favorite Pokemon character!

Charles Darwin:

Face my mouse trap, you pesky little rodent

You won't survive too long, and I stole all your potions

I'll tie you to a Rocket and call it your Eggsecution

I'm superior in every aspect, the winner in absolution

I'm the master here, you rely on your rat's electrocutions

It's time for me to make discoveries, Viva La Evolution!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SKITCHITRY!!!!!

Who Won? Ash Ketchum & Pikachu Charles Darwin Tie