Napoleon Bonaparte

"Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts!"

- Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte battled Napoleon Dynamite in Epic Rap Battles of History 9 and made a cameo in Epic Rap Battles of History 15. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rapper
Napoleon Bonaparte (August 15, 1769 - May 5, 1821) was a French military and political leader during the latter stages of the French Revolution. Due to his war victories against numerically superior armies, he is regarded as one of the greatest military commanders of all time.

ERBoH Bio


Bonjour! Je suis Napoleon Bonaparte, emperor of France! I started problems with every major European power and they eventually declared war upon me. I was such a bastard to them they named the war after me, the Napoleonic Wars! In fact, people named a lot of things after me that made me look bad. The Napoleon Complex is when somebody feels inferior because they’re short. But I wasn't even that short! 5'6" isn't that bad! People were always trying to take me down, Horatio Nelson busted up all but two of my boats, I got kicked out of Russia and got my ass handed to me in Waterloo by some European and Prussian dicks. Eventually people had enough of my bullshit and sent me to prison on Saint Helena island. Sounds great, right? No, it was terrible. Nasty and unhealthy and I eventually died there. My only regret is that I couldn't humiliate and take over just one more country. Oh well, next time!



Verse 1:
How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm?

I am French. You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm

I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama

Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh’s

Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show

Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico!

This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be

After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!



Verse 2:
Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts!

I’m going to shove your moon boots straight up your poop shoot

I’ll whip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue

You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!

Trivia

 * He is the first person to appear after being mentioned, being mentioned in #2 by Darth Vader with the line "You're a pissed off little prick, with a Napoleon dick.".