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Season 1

 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abe Lincoln
 * 4) Lady Gaga
 * 5) Kim Jong-Il
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Easter Bunny
 * 9) Napoleon Dynamite
 * 10) Billy Mays & Vince Offer
 * 11) Dumbledore
 * 12) Cat in the hat
 * 13) Mr Rogers
 * 14) Columbus
 * 15) Nice Peter

Season 2

 * 1) Hitler
 * 2) Master Chief
 * 3) TIE!
 * 4) Old Michael Jackson
 * 5) Cleopatra
 * 6) Steve Jobs
 * 7) Freddie Mercury
 * 8)  Abe Lincoln
 * 9) 4th Doctor
 * 10) Bruce Lee
 * 11) Batman & Robin
 * 12) TIE!
 * 13) Adam
 * 14) Gandhi
 * 15) Nikola Tesla
 * 16) TIE!
 * 17) Mozart
 * 18) Vladimir Putin ---> Vladimir Lenin ---> Mikhail Gorbachev ---> Grigori Rasputin / Joseph Stalin

Best Battles (+ Best lines)
1. Ludwig Van Beethoven VS Justin Bieber (My name Beethoven motha f*cka, maybe you heard of me! - Beethoven)

(Here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber Fever tonight! - Bieber)

2. Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood

(I'm the king of nunchucks. I f*cked up Chuck Norris! - Lee)

(Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking. - Eastwood)

3. Napoleon VS Napoleon

(Cause to me you’re just the emperor of the lollipop guild! - Dynamite)

(This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be... - Bonaparte)

4. Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs

(I need to bring up the basic sh*t, Why'd you name your company after you d*ck? - Jobs)

(iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack! - Gates)

(I'm on a C++ saying "hello world", I'll beat you 'till you sing about a daisy girl. - 9000 )

5. Mario Bros. VS Wright Bros.

(Itsa me Mario... and Luigi motha *ping* - Mario Bros.)

(We're the Wright Brothers, and there can't be no other - Wright Bros.)

6. Mitt Romney VS Barack Obama

(I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals! - Lincoln)

(So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake! - Obama)

(Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this race - Romney)

7. Mozart VS Skrillex

(I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows what you are, except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar! - Mozart)

(I'm a self-made man. You're a slave to your papa, I'm a r-r-r-rock star, mix you with the bass and drop ya! - Skrillex)

8. Batman VS Sherlock Holmes

(I'm Batman - Batman)

(Holy Conan Doyle, let's get 'em! Aw god damn! - Robin)

(Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson - Holmes)

(OHHHHH!!! - Watson)

9. Ben Franklin VS Billy Mays

(Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer - Mays)

(You following me camera guy? Cause it’s about to get furious - Offer)

(I’m big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty - Franklin)

10. Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

(I won the Civil War with my beard. Now I’m here to whup your ass - Lincoln)

(I'm Chuck f*cking Norris!! - Norris)

My suggestions of ERB comings

 * Charles Drawins VS Ash Ketcheum
 * Rowan Aktison VS Charlie Chaplin
 * Mark Zugerburg VS Ward Cunningham
 * Justin Bieber VS Beethoven 2
 * Charles Dickens VS Michael Morpurgo (ft./or Roald Dahl)