User blog comment:Laboratory Tuxedo/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 5 ANNOUNCEMENT/@comment-7352837-20130721234743

COUPE VS PATTS!

(setting: ERB wiki shrine of Tesla)

(Coupe is sitting in front of the statue writing a new battle)

Coupe: hmmmm what rhymes with shit?

(suddenly the statue explodes, interrupting coupes thoughts)

(Patts is standing where the statue used to be)

Coupe: PATTS YOU IDIOT you broke the statue of Tesla!

Patts: Well you owe me 5 bucks!

(Patts uses his tentacules to try and tear Coupe apart)

(Coupe dodges all of them, like a boss)

(Coupe fires the Sonic Screwdriver and hits Patts, stunning him)

(Coupe runs up to Patts and flip kicks him in the face)

(Patts lands in The Great Piet Lake)

(Patts jumps out and rushs into Coupe, punching him in the stomach)

(Coupe gets up and calls the TARDIS and the TARDIS crashes into Patts)

Patts: UGH DOH FUCK

(Patts turns into anton)

Patts: THAT'S IT BITCH!

(Patts unleashes his tentacles at Coupe again, not missing)

Coupe: Oh shit...

(Patts starts to tear Coupe apart but Coupe calls the TARDIS again, this time smacking into Patts skull)

Patts: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

(Coupe pushs Patts over onto his back and starts to punch him in the face)

(Patts grabs Coupe by the waist and throws him into another of statue of Tesla)

Coupe: fuck...

(Coupe passes out)

(Patts juts his tentacles into Coupe)

Coupe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

(Coupe kicks Patts into the crotch and grabs him by the throat)

(Coupe starts to use all his muscle and repeatadly smashes Patts face into the statue)

Patts: FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Coupe: GIVE UP?!

Patts: NEVER!

Coupe: WELL NOW YOU WILL

(Coupe snaps Patts's neck and throws him into the statue)

(Coupe calls the TARDIS one last time and the TARDIS crushes Patts's body)

(Coupe gets into the TARDIS)

Coupe: ALONS-Y!