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Phew...Welcome guys. Hope you'll read this. I've been researching/working on this battle for awhile. I plan to do more here...Please give suggestions and thoughts on this!

Lyrics:

Bob's Rap Battles!

Daniel Boone!

VS!

Geronimo!

BEGIN!

Daniel Boone:

The original frontiersman, a folk hero like no other.

Against a walking corpse of Apache folk wearin' a cover!

I trailblazed the entire Kentucky wilderness, cities to roads!

Run you over worse than you did the entire Dress Code!

I thought you were taught to not judge men by skin, that's odd.

And here I was thinking you were a man of God.

I'm Milita hardcore, so go ahead, what do you got to teach?

How to surrender and become an Arizona showpiece?

Geronimo:

I'd avoid the cameras too if I lacked such balance.

And cutting nature's gifts was my only talent.

Did Natives not beat you already? What a scandal!

I judge a Man by actions, take the Donkey as your spirit animal.

You lived a long life, don't act as if I am nothing.

Went through massacres and betrayals, true suffering.

About as real at survival as Bear Grylls, yet acts all bitter.

But I'm sure you had a nice fur coat for the winter.

This hermits wording is awkward and I yawn at his attempts.

To condemn my consent of hombres at my doorstep.

It was my people or them! In war you got lucky.

So put your tail between your grizzly legs and flee back to Kentucky.

Daniel:

I befriended the Quakers and Natives, my land, I shared it.

It isn't my fault your kind had to go and get barbaric!

I'm cool and collective, educated, can sense game from miles.

Shooting panthers and wielding rifles ever since I was a child.

I'm not disrespectful, but I have to say it.

Bows and arrows and spears? You're 3000 years outdated!

It amazes me how very lazy this clan leader appears to be!

Mother taught him to hunt? This Horse is even Crazy!

Geronimo:

Untameable men like you are so very easily mislead.

Your tales are real! Next, shall you shoot an apple off the head?

Paul Bunyan better run back to the Applachian.

'Fore I am intertwined with nature, yet not a bit gracious.

It takes courage to do the things I do, you vile man.

More courage than a white man could ever understand.

Geronimo! Join our tribe, I got a name, I shall be modest.

"He who less important and weaker than Davy Crockett."

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Bob's Rap Battles!  