User blog:Bobdave/Bobdave vs Meatholl. Eight Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

Alright battle three of the tourney! This features known person Meatholl against similarly known person Bobdave. Hopefully this serves as a powerful aphrodisiac. Also CW made the sweet cover :D

I have to fill this space up with more text because otherwise the battle will be very ugly in formatting so bear with me or just skip ahead to when the lyrics start.

There's no beat or anything.

Enjoy.

Please.

Thank you

in advance that is, for reading

the battle



I think that's enough okay go

Bobdave:
Looks like this battle’s the next platform that you’re gonna be shitposting to

I step in the game like Piet and Reign, ‘cause I’m spit-roasting you

First round against a victor, everyone’s hyping up Jorn

Who lost two finals to a no-show and a monster’s spiral horn!

Your Holl role on the Wiki’s been posting sex and fapping memes

But you were carried by Barry, we make a much more Swaggy team

So don’t scream, that comes later v the Fuckening creator

And a fatty chunk of Meat can’t beat the crispness of a tater

Meatholl:
The vegan poem survivor, Jamahl couldn’t take my ass down

So I won’t lose to spuds not even black enough to be a hash brown

I’ve done this, did that, my steps you’ve carbon copied, Jude

It’s been 3 years, small fry hard as nails, so what’s stopping you?

Wrote a passage and kneeled, this white-knight doesn’t worry me

No light bulb has gone off in this potato’s head since Tourney Three

<font color=#f4a8a7>Check your Timeline; it’s nothing but typing Wet and Jizz, ‘sir’

<font color=#f4a8a7>They say ‘Hey Jude’s a Star!’ Well, I’m literally Hitler

<font color=#40e0d0>Bobdave:
<font color=#40e0d0>God, to think you were staff, now there ain’t room for any loser rage

<font color=#40e0d0>When you cringe at your raps you can’t just wipe them like your user page

<font color=#40e0d0>I’m high production value, every battle gets acclaim

<font color=#40e0d0>Your shitty Slender vs Jeff farmed empty clicks off its own name

<font color=#40e0d0>Kinda twice now I’ve been schooled by a skilled Filipino

<font color=#40e0d0>But I went down to K in grace, you had to cheat to beat a pedo

<font color=#40e0d0>It’s not bias, fucky puns just aren’t enough to win a fight

<font color=#40e0d0>But you’re right, everyone does hate you, so maybe just leave the site?

<font color=#f4a8a7>Meatholl:
<font color=#f4a8a7>A British Potato, that’s ALL the material I could create raps with

<font color=#f4a8a7>So pulling a B-rabbit out of your hat, Rap Fraud, ain’t magic

<font color=#f4a8a7>You’re boring and bland, is multiplying multis your great tactic?

<font color=#f4a8a7>Of all the flavors in the tourney, why’d I get stuck with Lays Classic

<font color=#f4a8a7>Your streak? K smashed it. Your page? Just worthless shit for days

<font color=#f4a8a7>With geeky stories you never finish and card games nobody plays

<font color=#f4a8a7>That’s your ‘amazing brain’ at its best? MoneyDaddy’s going bankrupt

<font color=#f4a8a7>Even when you’re maining Lucio you couldn’t get us amped up

<font color=#40e0d0>Bobdave:
<font color=#40e0d0>Man, your fat raps, those crap battles, all the users on the ban train

<font color=#40e0d0>Your legacy on the Wiki’s getting cleaned up like a wank stain

<font color=#40e0d0>Go and match your favourite animal by hanging from a tree

<font color=#40e0d0>Don’t blame the Wiki this time, it’s all me - you’ll see

<font color=#f4a8a7>Meatholl:
<font color=#f4a8a7>Time to finish what they’ve started, a losing streak suits you

<font color=#f4a8a7>Crushed under pressure, you can’t write pressed lines like you used to

<font color=#f4a8a7>I was just here to avenge BreZ, ‘cause comparing us is dumb

<font color=#f4a8a7>You’re fried, baked and mashed, I’m always rare, raw or well done

There you go homies, now vote