User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Jerb The Tick Vs Freakazoid

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

THE TICK

VS

FREAKAZOID!

BEGIN

TICK
It's the blue bug coming into battle like an earthquake so better get ready,

i got the muscles to boot so much it's scary,

freakazoid your stupid and coming  from me that's saying something,

so better stay away or your heart will no longer be thumping,

i am way more popular then you got an amazon series to prove it,

now i'm gonna teach ya how it's done so just stay there and sit,

what even are your powers you should've told us,

got all the knowledge of the internet yet your dumb on justice,

Freakazoid
it's time to freak out breaking the fourth wall as always,

got so much speed you'll be dying in foreplays,

calling me an idiot well your just made fun of yourself,

so why don't you pack your costume on the shelf,

oh wait i forgot you never take it off,

you got me in boredom so much your make me wanna scoff,

your amazon is nothing new remember the one with mr.warburton?,

i will defeat you easily since your obviouslt no burden,

Tick
got so many insults yet i return to sender,

other then that i will just put you in a blender,

powers of the internet i will just press delete and it's over,

so asta la vista like the terminator told ya.

shame i had to put you down but i had a reason,

and that is the fact your annoying and only had two seasons,


 * the computer bursts back on as freakazoid pops out*

Freakazoid
Not so fast even if you try to delete me i will come back again,

and if you use the blender my power will be too intense,

speed vs brawn and speed will win everytime,

i will give a super fast wedgie how is that for a rhyme?,

i popularized superhero parodies long before you did,

i think it was obvious that your chances of winning was thin,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S!! DUH.....EPIC RAP BATTLES!