User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/Deadliest Wikior: The Reboot/@comment-25308581-20151011093414

I wanna sign up !

Short ranged weapon: A sausage

Long Ranged weapon: A doritos launcher

Projectile weapon: The European constitution

Armor: an armor made of nokia phones >:)

Skill: The ability to speak finnish, hungarian and breton

Equipment: A piece of cheddar, the Bible and toilet paper

Special Weapon: Vodka

2 Minions and Their Weapon: A Polar Bear and a Samurai Panda. The Panda has a bamboo stick and the polar bear has no weapons. However, both are endangered and if you kill them, you're a dick.