User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 20: Jason Voorhees vs. Freddy Krueger

This battle features Friday the 13th machete loving dude, Jason Voorhees vs. Elm Street's greatest fear, Freddy Krueger. A Halloween special. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!! JASON VOORHEES VS. FREDDY KRUEGER!! BEGIN!

Jason Voorhees: It's about time your old ass got to the venue! How about I chop off your dick and put Springwood hotdogs on the menu? I always come prepared. All I bring is my machete! So use your claws to engrave your tombstone, Freddy! I'm a real killer dude! I'm the one people admire! You're only known as a criminal who was a victim of fire! You're a pedophile! No wonder why parents chase you down the street! You don't belong in Elm! How about moving into Sesame Street?

Freddy Krueger: Allow me to show you how a massacre is done! You wear your mom's collander? Man, you call that fun? Everyone knows I can beat Scissorhands any day! You wear that mask to hide away a face of a dude that looks really gay! That machete of yours is only used in spreading butter! Go stick that weapon up your ass and use it to clean up your gutter! I'm not afraid of Friday the 13th because you know what I'll see? An 11 year old asshole who looks like a rapist version of E.T.!

Jason Voorhees: Might I remind you, we were in HHN and I was the bigger hit! I already decapitated you and left your body to rot like shit! You wanna bang little kids? How about you try to bang me? You want an anal? Come here, stick your ass on my machete!

Freddy Krueger: Tom Savini made your face look like a Martian's vomit! I'm spitting raps from cosmic distances, call it Haley's comet! It's time to end this now! No need for more words! I'm Freddy Krueger here to conquer this Crystal Lake turd!

Ghostface: Boo! You guys surprised to see me around? Compared to me, you're more like those psychotic killer clowns! With my face so pale, no mortal can escape! All you guys ever did in life was murder, shitting, drugs and rape! Now you see me, now you don't! You'll try to attack me but you won't! Father Death is on a roll! His soul collection has hit the toll! Stare into my blackened eyes! With my look freezing as cold as ice! I'm the scariest thing you've ever seen! See ya later punks! Happy Halloween!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Who Won? Jason Voorhees Freddy Krueger Ghostface