User blog:Dragonsblood23/Rod Serling VS The Crypt Keeper

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



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Rod Serling:

Its Time for Crypty's Last Flight cause its Judgement Night,

to see which Horror Host gives off the best fright!

I was going to read your comics, but I got bored when I read it,

While I lay with my Emmys, the only awards you got was Sound Edits!

I'll give you Autophobia, The Fear of One Self,

Cause when you look in The Mirror you look like Larry King in need of medical help!

I mean look at you, Your parents are a Mummy and a Circus Freak!

Don't even get me on that robe cause it probably reeks!

Beating you will be easy with the voice of a serious tone,

for This Keeper shouldn't have entered The Twilight Zone!

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<p style="text-align:center;">The Crypt Keeper:

<p style="text-align:center;">Rod my dear, I feel that your You and I are going to be HANGING,

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause when I turned something Educational to Entertaing!

<p style="text-align:center;">You'll be in a Crypt Jam when your up against me,

<p style="text-align:center;">When I Gain up on you straight form EC!

<p style="text-align:center;">Your quite Yellow! But you'll soon be in RED!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll throw you in The Pit to be The Man who is Dead!

<p style="text-align:center;">While I have Television Terror! I'll give you the boot!

<p style="text-align:center;">Actually stay here for a while, its about time I get a new suit!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Rod Serling:

<p style="text-align:center;">I've been in more hellish battles and I don't mean in rap!

<p style="text-align:center;">To think, when This Dummy has Arrived he fell into my trap.

<p style="text-align:center;">Have him as a New Exhibit for The Night Gallery,

<p style="text-align:center;">After that ill bury him  Feet 20,000 Feet under the Silent Snow!

<p style="text-align:center;">Just to prove which Host brings the horror to their shows!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll take down your DEAD puns with your own butcher knife

<p style="text-align:center;">and shut you down and let this be the last hearing in your life!

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<p style="text-align:center;">The Crypt Keeper:

<p style="text-align:center;">You wanna talk about Censorship? How about your Script change for starters,

<p style="text-align:center;">I better find a Fitting Punishment for you at The Undertaking Parlor!

<p style="text-align:center;">This "Minority" will Kill Ya  with a cleaver straight on to your back,

<p style="text-align:center;">speaking of short, its something to do with your Football rejection  and your Heart Attack!

<p style="text-align:center;">Why don't you go back to Your own Planet, You Damn Dirty Ape!

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause I got Toons, films, and Game Shows to tape!

<p style="text-align:center;">You Sir, Have reached your last Showdown and i'm ready to shoot,

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause at least I didn't end up having my show getting 2 Crappy Reboots!

<p style="text-align:center;">WHO WON

<p style="text-align:center;">YOU DECIDE

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