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Hello. Hello. Is anyone there? Do you hear me?

Good.

Helllloooooo! I'm the Doctor!

Yes, I know, the bowtie's cool, but don't drool over it. And the fez will surely make your mind blow, so I'll keep it off for the moment.

Now, you're all asking: why am I here, suddenly babbling out things you probably don't understand? Well, I've heard...somewhere...hmm, I don't remember where. Where did I hear it? Maybe Barack told me in a White House party...hmm...but that can't be it, Barack only cares about Americans, not humans in whole...oops, I probably shouldn't have said that.

Wait.

I'm lost. What was I saying? Oh, right.

Well, I heard somewhere that you humans like horror stories. Me? I prefer something more light and laughable, like the Simpsons. Hey, I love the Simpsons. I once met Homer. Haha, that was a fun day. Homer kept saying "Goddammit, Doctor! Donuts are much better than those custard fish dicks!" What? You think it's a joke? No, I'm not joking. No, seriously. I met the whole family in the Land of Fiction. Hmm...plus some Family Guy characters as well, I think.

Oh dear, I got carried away, again! Ah, yes, I remember what I was saying.

So, you like horror stories. Although I don't know why. Anyway, since I like to make people enjoy stuff, I have here...some files...some hundred files, actually. Files of what? Well, files of a list of horror stories. I tried reading one of them, but it was so scary that I almost threw them out to a supernova. Would have worked, if a past version of me hadn't already been using it...for reasons...

So I'm going to release it here, in this site called the ERB Wiki...what does ERB stand for anyway? Erected Rachnoss Bone? Ehh, nevermind that. So, I'll be releasing three short horror stories as one season. You can call them episodes. Or stories. Or 'just get the hell on with it', although I'm not too sure about the last one.

So! Be ready for extreme horror, terror, lots and lots of blood and gore, and excessive amounts of screaming!

Oh, dear me, I'm excited. Aren't you?