User blog:Superpizzagamer685/Billy Flynn vs The Phantom of the Opera - Rap Battle Wrestling

This was the first battle I recorded, but then I deleted it. Now that I have a better beat, I rewrote some of the lines and this is what the result is. Enjoy!

RAP BATTLE WRESTLING!

BILLY FLYNN!

VERSUS

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!

BEGIN!

Billy Flynn:
My name is Billy Flynn, and you must be Eric,

The poor guy with a mask who could never get married.

I may be a lawyer, but I can’t help you with any of your crimes.

You should’ve talked with the Persian back in the old times.

You died of a broken heart? I thought Love Never Dies

I guess it’s true that “I am Don Juan, triumphant!” was all just a lie.

You’ve always loved Christine, though she didn’t even love you,

So why don’t you just stop kidnapping her? That’s All I Ask Of You.

The Phantom:
Rumor has it that love is all that you care about.

I can’t believe that smooth talking in a lawyer business is allowed.

You’re not rich, either; someone else had to pay for you

This means you’re not the “Silver-Tongued Prince of the Courtroom”.

You have all your evidence. Just go grab your papers,

And then, just like Raoul, I’ll trap you in a hot torture chamber.

By the way, don’t even start mentioning Box Five

Because this battle is the only thing that’s keeping you alive.

Billy Flynn:
Come on, with all my evidence, we can easily arrest Madame Giry.

And take your mask off, your eyes are starting to get weary.

Maybe it’s because your organ playing sounds too much like a dream

Or maybe it’s because you’re always so enchanted in Christine

Speaking of her, you two’s love affair was enough to make a 2nd musical

But neither you nor your book ever lived to see a sequel

You never married Christine, so is she your ex?

And also, how come you both have a child if you never had sex?

The Phantom:
How dare you talk about my one love Christine Daaé?

I’ll make you talk to Richard Firmin and Gilles André.

I would dress up as Red Death and take over your soul,

But you’re just as overdramatic as Minnie Driver’s role!

I’ll take off my masquerade and make you scream in fear,

Then I’ll put your neck in a noose and hang you up on the chandelier.

For if you ever dream again, you will then find

The Phantom of the Opera is always there inside your mind.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLE WRESTLING!