User blog:Iamthelegion/Sonic vs Quicksilver - C vs VG + ep 1 of Alternate Rap Battles of Horror

The connection is some of the fastest characters, also speedster killers. This battle is dedicated to User:ProbablyNoah, and the pioneer battle of Alternate Rap Battles of Horror, a series inspired by him.

Intro:
Sonic sees an explosion in the Green Hill Zone and runs towards it. He arrives there, and sees Eggman in a giant robotic suit. Sonic balls up and jumps at Eggman, just to disappear. Sonic appears in a waiting room with a see-through door. Through the door he can see a gladiatorial arena with microphones.

Quicksilver is running across the ocean. He just left Paris. A second later, he disappears from suburban Vancouver. Quicksilver appears in a waiting room that has an entirely trap door floor The floor disappears and Quicksilver drops into a gladiatoral arena

'''Comics! The super speedster Quicksilver!'''

Sonic's door opens Versus

'''Video Games! The Chaos Kid Sonic the Hedgehog!'''

Sonic:
So you want to step to the blue blur, I'll lyrically outpace ya

You're just some Chthonian cur, from the looks of you a real spacer

How many people have beat you with a one shot? Guess I'll be next

There's a reason you can't compete with the Spot, you're easily vexed

So when I bust out my verbal arsenal you start looking all farcical

You've been be-Leaguered before, but when I let loose it's something more

And my crew, from Tails to Amy Rose, enough to keep you on your toes

How many times have you failed your siblings, bet your guilt is nibbling

I can beat down a Super Saiyan, you can't outrace Kid Gladiator

It's the SEGA game your playing, time for a mutant reject to meet his maker

Quicksilver:
You want to step to Pietro, I took the Maxim off Maximum first appearance

The son of the one and only Magneto, time for some reality adherence

Nevermind, I started running, I jump through time, don't even bother

Time to rebuke a Goku Jackson for his rhymes, I'm the best big brother

Hero or Villain, I put the super into super speed, no argument

I hope you came with a handicap, you'll need it, I started it

By that I mean guys breaking the sound barrier in three seconds

Put a furry six million feet under the ground, easily I reckon

You think your all big unleashed, I'll need no Avenger when this is done

Because your an easy least, barely need to equal you to have this won

Super Sonic:
I recommend you try growing a functioning cranium, I killed King Arthur

My radioactive rhymes more contagious than uranium, win this one faster

I'll show you what super means, I didn't even need the Chaos emeralds for this

Fastest Flash you've ever seen, I made it so there's little ammo for a diss

The best protagonist ever, from Pacman to Aidan Pearce I eclipse them

You think you'd remember that I've left the Flash and Goku as victims

The blue blur, equivalent of invincible, you have negligible durability

One rollout leaves you flying, a dirigible, you're just a walking calamity

Quicksilver:
Like that means anything to me, like the Cain of all mutants right here

Not that you could bare the burden of Disney let alone a hammer of Fear

Itself, possessed more times than Taskmaster could ever hace remembered

I can still eviscerate you so much faster than any Speed Force member

From your failed company to your failed console to your failed show

The biggest loss I see is you and it's unconsoled, and now you know

Cut through the threads of time from still, you need a runup for your name

You'd need to dip your hand in my till to even bribe your way over my fame

I use skill to dominate the losers, you use comparisons to Mario

Even Larfleeze'd call you a poozer, I'm dominating this scenario

But now to bring about the end at last that I'd foreSHADOWed consistently

I'll revert to the foe which surpasses the future and bury him DEFINITELY

Classic Sonic:
So you think you can stop the beast fresh out of the Green Hill Zone?

Make you scatter like mecha geese before I just obliterate a Flash clone

Eggman couldn't touch me in his prime, and this Usain Dolt is all washed out

The king of gaming is lightspeed with rhyme, you can't break sound, you clout

Whup your ass faster than the High Evolutionary, the alpha male in the match

I'm the multimedia OG doing Acorn, I'm true scary, beat any plan you hatch

You aren't even the penultimate speedster, people like Northstar more, Pietro

The biggest Fail-veneger since Creed's up, hold you over Wundagore and let go

Quicksilver:
Your ear rape is worse than your rhymes, this 8-bit flop not worth a dime

A blue and silver beast, decimating hordes, you score high but you don't score

You say that you'll win this fight? About as much as you did in your TV finale

In reality, you're a video game blight, like Sonic.EXE in failure, that's reality

You have the worst fans this side of bronies, and running you look kinda lonely

Got a whole crew, all do the same thing seperately, a social pariah definitely

I've got such skill I can fly with just my arms, this blue blur'll be harmed

And your chaos emeralds, lame gimick, a Super Saiyan knockoff vs Mister no limits

Sonic.EXE:
Time for round 2, the real opponent has appeared

Leave you stuttering, show you why I am feared

Better known pasta than Cupcakes, that's a feat

That this comic failure could never hope to beat

You think you run fast, stop you like Tails Doll

Make reality lag, my rapping like hell's knoll

Undefeatable, I am god, don't bother with others

Spray your intestines, the REAL SONIC COLOURS

No-one's listening to you, you might as well cry

You don't get to take me on, THIS TIME YOU DIE!

Chthon Quicksilver:
You think to best me with that mockery of a verse?

You're either the worst improv or you didn't rehearse

A limitless entity, killing adventurers like the Forsworn

Though I feel that it is time to reveal my true form

Zalgo Quicksilver:
It's clear you knew the truth, meagre crappypasta

You think you're stats make you tough? I'M FASTER

Corrupt unlimitedly, why would you even try

I'll rip off YOUR head, this "god" will die

A true corrupting and possessing force, forget HABIT

This will be the end of Sonic one and f- (goes back to modern day) Dagnabbit

Sonic the Were-hog:
I knew you'd return, so Sonic decided to Hulk up, and now I finally let loose

You can barely live after my past, so sulk, yup, I crush you like a son of Zeus

A bigger horror than your box office success, I'll smash this little wimp

You run faster than Superman, not a jest, I have muscles bigger than blimps

Who needs to go Super Saiyan, I'm a well oiled rapping mecha-machine

I stopped Metal, just saying, you'll be facing the carnage I've seen

I'd never let you in my Avengers, you're just a pasty half-me pretender

I'll end you with a rear-ender, the palette swap's not even a Defender

Marvel Zombies Quicksilver:
I'm a ravenous beast, no doubt I'll come out ahead, fool

You're Sonic the least, infect so much I made Headpool

You want a horror battle? Werewolf against zombie

What's with that prattle? You made me feel hungry

I may not be cosmic, but you're worse than Sonic Medieval

You can't even run sonic, I AM THE SPEED OF EVIL

There'll be less you than Rorschach, I'm a fiend with no soul

You failed with your last comeback, NOW I'LL DEVOUR YOU WHOLE

Rorschach:
Possible contagious disease loose, must inspect further. Who was the victor? Sonic/Classic Sonic/Sonic.EXE/Were-hog Quicksilver/Chthon/Zalgo/Zombie Quicksilver Which hedgehog rapped best? Perhaps a public survey Sonic/Super Sonic Classic Sonic Sonic.EXE Sonic the Were-hog Might as well do the same for the mutant. Quicksilver Chthon/Zalgo Zombie Quicksilver What's that over there? That's much too large to be a regular sword. Hmm. What could it mean...