Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-6841940-20130322231747

MY LYRICS FROM WHAT I CAN HEAR EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BABE RUTH!

VS!

LANCE ARMSTRONG!

BEGIN!

Lance:

Before I let loose with this ruthless agression,

I'll let you be the second fat woman hearin' my confession,

I admit it! I did what I have to do to win!

I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin,

With your drinking, and smoking, and choking down food,

I know French dudes with better manners than you,

So swing, batter, batter! Show me what a fatter rapper can do!

I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you,

Babe:

Your leg's strong, beat cancer. Congratulations!

Now I'll drop your ass harder than your own bodation,

Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin, face it!

She's just a little girl, why don't you give her a bracelet,

The whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch,

You're as boring as a Tour De France is to watch

So come on, lil buddy. Don't look so pissed

With all that blood'n attitude, you're like a Menstrual Cyclist

Lance:

All these records before black men could compete, are you kidding me?

That's like having a pasta contest without Italy!

You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame

Just think what you would've done if you'd actually trained!

I'm the pinnacle of physical conditions

While you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tipping

Are you trippin'?

You'll be nothing but a skeleton, messing with the fellow in yellow

Who will be titled like Helphant the Pelican

Babe:

It's the bottom of the ninth against the Texan in the bathing suit

Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth

It may be way too soon, but I'm calling a shot

I'm not talking about those Itanlians and racists you brought

The result of this swat will knock you right outta the park

And round the bases to the sound of uproaring applause

While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because

You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!

You look tired, kid. You got Cheryl-Crow's feet eyes

Peddle home to France and maybe bring me back some fries

__________ your fancy biking ____

You're out with three strikes, but just one ball

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!