User blog:Mr. Swell Guy/Jimi Hendrix vs K. K. Slider

I don’t know how many I’ve done 4? Who fucking cares I couldn’t even be bothered to ask for a cover lmao This is dumb I need help My therapist says I’m a danger to myself People say Buddha vs Cobain instead of Cobain vs Hendrix I say FUCK COBAIN GIVE ME A REAL GUITARIST K. K. SLIDER OHHHHH YEAH LETS GO ON THIS BULLSHIT

YADA YADA THE LSD DUDE VS GUITAR DOG BEGIN

Jimi Hendrix vs K. K. Slider

Hendrix: Yo yo yo it’s Jimi Hendrix Boutta tell this scrub to suck on my dicks He’s a silly little dog, I’ll throw him a bone But then I’ll call yo mama and go into her home You suck bitch, you gay ass bitch I’m gonna punchy you in your gay face bitch Slider getting owned like he was a slave Imma finna own you and orange justice on your grave

Slider: Awooooooooooooooooo Bitch yo it’s K. K., that stands for killing krillin I fuckin hate dragonball, them weebs need killin’ Hendrix? More like Savile you fucking nonce I wouldn’t even listen to your music once Your lines are a bunch of bullshit, worst lines ever A time people like your music? Probably never I’m finna get ruff, do your bitch doggy style My favourite Lego movie character is wyldstyle I’m into goth chicks

Hendrix: ha you little fag is that all you got When I hear your lines I laugh, like, a lot I’m a hardcore drug addict because I’m cool You don’t even have alcohol issues you fool You’re my least favourite mammal since beavers I was more intimidated by a bad singer the last time I saw Justin Bieber Yes that was a stretch for a joke that wasn’t even funny I’m gonna force feed you all of daddies cummies

Slider: Nigga wtf your verses are trash I would rather fight fuckin Johnny Cash I don’t even wanna know what kinda drugs you’re on Now lemme give a quick shoutout to my fans on Patreon This battle had no research and I know jack shit about Hendrix But shut your face or I’ll rip out your appendix I’m after yo girl, so you’d better hide her I’m burning this black guy, call me K. K. K. Slider

I times it This took ten minutes And tbh I just wanted a kkk slider joke Hope you hated it Bye