User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Rap Battles of Fiction Season 3 Episode 6 - Omi vs Naruto Uzumaki

MY GODS?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!?!? JOE PUBLISHING A BATTLE IN HIS FICTION SERIES?!?!? Yes, that's right! This series isn't as dead as I'd have you believe! After, I think, about 6 months I have brought you another shitty rap battle! Both these characters have been heavily suggested, but never against each other. I have other ideas for the people they gets suggested against though, sol here you go

This battle features Xiaolin Monk of the Water element, Omi, going up against the saviour of his world and Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, in a battle to see which element wielder has the better skills.

I'd like to thank User:Mystical Trixter for suggesting both Naruto in a battle and for suggesting some lines for him that made it into the finished battle. I'd also like to thank User:Loygansono55 and User:BreZ for checking verses and giving their critical feedback. It's mush appreciated and helps me make these battles be as good as they can be.

So, without further a do, let's get going!

The Cast
Mike Diva as Omi (denoted by red )

EpicLLOYD as Naruto (denoted by blue ) and Clay

Nice Peter as Kakashi, Chase Young, Grand Master Dashi, Master Monk Guan and Master Fung

Ryan Moulton as Jack Spicer

Sulai Lopez as Kimiko

Zach Sherwin as Raimundo

George Watsky as Gaara, Sai and Sasuke

Lauren Francesca as Sakura

Bentley Green as Jermaine

Xin Wuku as Assorted Ninjas

==The Battle

JOES RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!!!!

NARUTO UZUMAKI

VS

OMIIIIIIIIIIII

GONG YI TANPAI

I don't quit, I don't run, but you should be Dashi-ng away

Moulding rap forms like they're Clay, the unstoppable Hokage

I've got the Sexy Technique to leave a cartoon Bruce Lee beat

Heated feats I achieve, you can't defeat a Baked Bean

You wish to spar, I'd leave Chase and Master Fung scarred

Let alone this pathetic baldie, with a Zing Zom Boner for Wuya

I'll get my clones to inflict Pain like I'm Master Monk Guan

And end you and your Shen Gon Wu with my masterful Sharingan

You will learn a thousand lessons, my life's another blessing

Leave Gaara guessing, Sasuke hating, you listing in second

I crush evil, you grew up a weevil hated by your people

Too naive to see that your best friend was truly deceitful

Like Rai I am fly, spit a lyrical Tsunami Strike on the mic

I've got future sight, take a hike, this Guy lacks Might

I'm getting terse, even Jiraiya observed you as a pervert

Hodoku Bunny! I just undid the mistake that was your first verse

Haha I'm the winner! Spit out thrillers, B knows I'm a Killer

You're just bitter, with a head bigger than Dojo's dinner

I'll Spicer up my lines, hotter than Fire Style Jutsu

Defy you like gravity, just call me the Jetbootsu

You story's bogus, leave you Tangled with my true focus

I defy demons from teaming, you're terrified of rodents

You're hopeless, you need Glasses if you can't see it

I won this World War for the Sage! You best Believe It!

I own this like Pandatown and you still want to Showdown

you best slow down or I'll crush you and your hometown

You let your friends die and then cried at the side

Know when I rhyme you'll be left as emotionless as Sai

I got the water flow like a siren to own any bozo

Who go Naru-toe to toe with me in my Dojo

You learned from a man who killed his only friend

I'll leave Son Goku running with Nine Tails between his legs

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE?

JOES RAP BATTLES OOOOOOF

Orb of Tornami. Ice!

Logo freezes*

H-H-HISTORY!!!!!

Who won? Omi Naruto