User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction News - With Albus Dumbledore

Welcome, one and all to this Rap Battle of Fiction news. Now as we have already had the sorting I think we should make some quick announcements before the feast begins. I'm Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, chief Mugwump and the host of this news. I'll be bringing you some updates on the coming battles and the future of this raps series.

The coming battles will be EPIC! We have guest appearances from him, her and even him! As well as a number of great fictional characters to make your mouth water more than a good old chocolate frog. Expect some magical battles coming your way with plenty of burns and shots fired. There definitely wasn't some hints there.

In other Rap Battle of Fiction news we would like to announce a pioneering advancement in the battles as Tintin vs Asterix is being beta tested for the success of a rap meanings tab (although it has not been fully written yet). We hope that this will be a grand success.

Joe also tells me to tell you to look out for his writing in a battle being made by one of his friends that should be coming out soon as well as to encourage you to watch out for him in Bobdave's world leaders tourney and to remember your hurts and heals of US presidents.

With that I wish you a magical year at Hogwarts and will leave you with some hints as to upcoming battles.

"The odyssey is here prepare to advance endlessly"

"More than 8 tasks for this prequel to Mandela"

"No creed required for this stellar duel"