User blog:Lucide Star/DCRB 36: Poison Ivy vs Captain Planet



Why hello. Welcome to another installment of DC Rap Battles. So this battle's release was completely coincidental given the recent blaze in the Amazon. I had started working on this about a month ago lol. Just one of those times where you're in the right place at the right time.

Other than that, there's not too much of a story behind this battle, but things will be picking up again in that regard with the next battle. So stay tuned, because there's some injustice that needs to be addressed both in the environment and in politics.

Without further ado, Poison Ivy battles Captain Planet, to see who is truly better for Mother Nature.

Battle
Kwame is red, Wheeler is orange , Linka is light blue , Gi is pink , and Ma-Ti is dark blue 

VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:15

Poison Ivy:
Smog, oil spills, deforestation running rampant

Streets run with litter. The carbon footprint stamp’s set

With climate change to top it off, nature’s future can’t be bet

I will save this planet from the infection on its doorstep

Humans only destroy. Like a virus they won’t stop coming

In return, I won’t stop until all their pollution isn’t running

Does wanting to kill them all off make me evil? Of course not

You must cut out the disease to prevent the root rot

Look at the Amazon. Once a great ecosystem bustling

So many plants and animals in flames, all for nothing

While all the wood was sent off for cutting and buzzing

The remaining space was left for further dumping!

No more! The tears of Gaia are now filling the streams

I will finish this battle, no matter what the means

So join me you five. You’ll want to be on the winning team

Call me Swamp Thing. I am always here for the green

The Planeteers:
(1:15)

Lady you’ve gone too far. We like Earth too you know?

But killing everyone is not the way to go!

Some humans are bad, but they can be good too

We protect the Earth, and we’re here to defeat you!

Alone we may be kids, but together we’re strong

Against our power, evil won’t last very long

There is no disaster that can beat us. We’ll weather any storm!

Go Planet! When your powers combine, we form



Captain Planet:
Captain Planet! I’m the hero

Gonna bring your crazy ass down to zero

With Gaia’s mighty strength, no ne’er do well can hide

This guy’s fighting on the planet’s side!

Climate change is bad, but we can fix it together

If you kill off every human, you think it makes you better?

You can revive a forest. Put your powers to better use

Or Captain Pollution won’t be the only villain I cut loose

Poison Ivy:
(2:15)

The wannabe Al Gore thinks he knows enough to flex?

You’re looking stupid as ever in that red spandex

You must be allergic to your words, cause your verse was trash

Don’t be ashamed though. Against me, all men lose pretty fast

Not like you could stop me. I’m greater than the sum of your parts

What the hell can you do with just the power of a heart? (Pffft)

Join me or die. I don’t have time to force to you wake up

Still, there’s always the option of a kiss and make up

Captain Planet:
(2:43)

Gross! I don’t think you want to get with me

None of the Planeteers are over eighteen

So you’re a murderer and a pedo. That sure is great

The Gotham Police will be happy to take you on a date

The power isn’t yours. Less isn’t more these days

As long as there is good, people can change their ways

I’m planting trees bitch! Earth’s already got a savior

You broke Harley’s heart. Consider this returning the favor