John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

Epic Rap Battles of History #1 is the first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features musician and former Beatle John Lennon, competing against TV news anchor for FOX News Bill O'Reilly. The audience votes was announced that John Lennon had won, but its "your decision".

Cast
Nice Peter as John Lennon Lloyd Ahlquist as Bill O'Reilly Directed by Dave McCary of Good Neighbor Written by Nice Peter and Lloyd Ahquist

Lyrics
Help you're making my ears bleed you need a muzzle

why are you pissed off all the time didn't your mum give you a cuddle?

you're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower

you need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour

every time I watch your show all you do is scream at me and your face looks like a sh*t I took high on LSD

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his d*ck.

You F*cking long hair, living in your yellow submarine well you're about to get sunk by the right wing political machine

stop your presses Lennon, you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly

When it comes to squashing Limeys I come recommended highly

you're weak, between you and me there' no comparison

I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison

you're Paul McCartney's b*tch, with less talent than Ringo

and I'd rather suck George Bush's d*ck, than Yoko Ono's

Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your *ss for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a lobotomy

I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up, why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT the F*CK UP?

Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle, ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle.

Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up, that's how I survive, now here's Sting, what? F*ck it, we'll do it live!

Reaction
The public generally liked the video, but it was underrated, as said by some people. It has around 4,500,000 videws as of May 7, 2011.