User blog:Captain Warrior/Fishing Trip - The CW and A6 Show Father's Day Special

Happy Father's Day, everyone. Enjoy.

Cast
CW as himself

A6 as himself

CW's dad as himself

Scene 1: Bed
(scene takes place with CW in his bed sleeping)

(A6 comes in and tries to wake CW up)

A6:

Yo, Sleeping Beauty, wake up.

(CW doesn't wake up)

(A6 pokes CW's face)

A6:

Rise and shine, Sleepy Hollow.

(CW still doesn't wake up)

A6:

Damn, really thought that one was going to do it. Hmm.

(A6 comes up with an idea)

A6:

Happy Father's Day, CW!

(CW wakes up)

CW:

Oh, crap I did it again! Even though it happens every year, but still *screams*!

A6:

Relax, you still have plenty of time to come up with a gift for your father.

CW:

Did you even give your father something?

A6:

Yep, while you were asleep. Like I do on Mother's Day.

CW:

You do this every year?

A6:

That would be correct.

CW:

Why does everything have to be so typical? What did you give your father?

A6:

A baseball glove.

CW:

What, why? That's so random.

A6:

No it isn't, he always loved baseball.

CW:

So why a baseball glove and not an actual baseball or a bat?

A6:

Because he had both of those, he just never had time to buy a baseball glove.

CW:

Oh, clever girl.

A6:

Yeah, don't ever say that to me again.

CW:

Sorry.

A6:

So, what did your father really like?

CW:

He really liked fishing.

A6:

Well there you go, how about you take him fishing.

CW:

Yeah, I guess so. I'll go call him.

A6:

You're welcome.

Scene 2: Kitchen
(scene changes to CW and A6 in the kitchen)

(CW calls his father)

(CW's dad answers)

CW's dad:

Hello?

CW:

Happy Father's Day, dad!

CW's dad:

Ah, you didn't forget.

CW:

Well, technically I was reminded.

CW's dad:

Oh, figures.

CW:

Anyways, how would you like to go on a fishing trip with me as a present? You always liked fishing.

CW's dad:

That's true I did, but I don't have a fishing rod.

(CW is very shocked)

CW:

What, are you serious?

CW's dad:

Yes.

CW:

But didn't you always go fishing with your dad when you were little?

CW's dad:

Yes, but I always borrowed my dad's rod.

CW:

Why didn't you have your own?

CW's dad:

Because he never trusted me of having my own rod and fishing on my own. He always had to watch me.

CW:

But I don't understand why you couldn't have had your own rod.

CW's dad:

It's complicated. Anyways, I'm sorry that I can't come. My wife and I are running low on money at the moment. So, I'll see you later.

CW:

Bye.

(CW hangs up)

CW:

Well, that fucked up my Father's Day present.

A6:

Why, what happened?

CW:

My father doesn't have a fishing rod. He never did.

A6:

How come?

CW:

It's complicated.

A6:

So, how about you buy him a fishing rod as a present?

CW:

Ooh yes. Well this conflict got resolved quickly.

A6:

Again, you're welcome.

Scene 3: Fishing
(scene changes to CW and his dad on a boat fishing)

CW's dad:

Thank you so much for this. You know, I never thought of the idea of the fishing rod being a present. You came up with a very good present.

CW:

Uh, yeah.

CW's dad:

A6 came up with it, didn't he?

CW:


 * sighs* Yeah.

CW's dad:

That's alright, I'm having fun anyways.

(CW catches a heavy fish)

CW:

Woah, I think I got a big one.

CW's dad:

Well, reel it in.

(CW tries to reel it in, but the heavy fish is pulling CW and causes him to fall in the water)

CW's dad:

Man, I love this present.