User blog:BobbyIsAwesome/Gumball Watterson vs Ralph Wiggum (Rap Battle)

The main protagonist of The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball Watterson, raps against Ralph Wiggum, to see who's better.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GUMBALL WATTERSON!

VS!

RALPH WIGGUM!

BEGIN!

Ralph Wiggum:
Gummy, you silly turkey, go get a load of ass

You don't wear cologne, so you smell like ass

Catch a bass in the lake near your fucking small house

You oddly resemble the number 73 with a blouse?

You need to wash your hands or something, you rodent!

You don't even like it, Gumball

Go home, please, or I'll bust a Chubb Rock

Harold swings the bat harder than your brother, fuck!



Gumball Watterson:
Ralph, you criminal scum! I'm not a turkey, I'm a cat!

TAWoG is best rated, but you don't like that!

Gumball Watterson:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (burp) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!