User blog:Gliscor Fan/Similar Rap Battles of the Same: Asa Akira vs Riley Reid

Welcome back to Similar Rap Battles of the Same, the connection for this battle should be obvious and if it is obvious then I am very disappointed in you, Neo.

Similar Rap Battles of the Same is filmed in front of a Live Studio Audience. This battle is for ages 18 and up.

INTRO
SIMILAR RAP BATTLES OF THE SAME



VERSUS



BEGIN!

BATTLE
Asa Akira:

Why don't you take my rhymes like a Big Black Dick

Then have it cum inside you, cause I'm exploding with disses

And you can sit there, pretty, and keep scissoring bitches

While I'll be giving blow jobs and granting men's wishes

But there's nothing wrong with looking small, white, and anorexic

As long as you don't look like a porno version of Anna Kendrick

Though my flow is epic, squirting rhythm like a japanese school girl

Let's hear about your daddy issues like a stripper on the real world

Riley Reid:

I always take it hard, even against someone so cherished

With her weird porn titles and a tomboy fetish

But Katana wouldn't wanna try to see that shit

From a proud feminist who can lick no tits (UNH)

There's nothing stopping me, I'm already a pro

While you lazed around on the Eric Andre Show

So I'll just keep @'ing people on Twitter like a hoe

And you'll keep fucking dudes cause you're insatiable

Asa Akira:

I can't believe all this is coming from a girl tryna fuck Logan Paul,

And probably writing her phone number on every bathroom stall

Riding around in her old pimps broken down Lexus

Then shooting some bad shit with Alexis Texas

I've gotten somewhere in life, you fucked every person you know

It wouldn't even surprise me if you tried to fuck the pope

And to cope, you'd leave the business with the hope you'd get some dude to elope

I've seen a lot of porn, and yours is some of the worst

You suck dick like you're tryna eat a bratwurst

You act like every title you're in is a blockbuster

But somehow the porn version was worse than the original all-female Ghostbusters

Riley Reid:

Oof, I'm sure you think that, but you can't fuck that high horse

You may have entered earlier but I've changed the fucking course

It's 2019, ask anyone, they likely know Riley Reid

Versus some old, washed up slut hosting porn game shows to victory

You wanna match my raw fuck power? Go ahead and try

You'll get stuck in some asshole like the live action portion of a Family Guy

So suck my dick, Akira, go do a porn parody of some anime

And just end up sad and alone, fucking someone in the back of a Hyundai

OUTRO
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

SIMILAR...

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Uhhh... rap battles of...

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the same...

POLL
Who Won? Asa Akira Riley Reid