User blog:Dean624/Sterling Archer vs Agent 47 Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons Vs VideoGames 1

It's the battle of the best gunners, between Agent 47, the most Skilled

Assassin and The Most Dangerous Secret Agent, Sterling Archer



Anyways.... Let's Go

Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs VideoGames

Sterling Archer vs Agent 47

BEGIN!

Agent 47:

Lemme get the Fiber Wire, you’ll get out the quick way

I’ll make you fall out of this fight, like your Russian Fiancee

I spit bars like my code on my neck, my weapons bring a bloody flow  Pull out my M4, and put down this Frisky Dingo

This guy’s creator made 12 Oz Mouse, what a shame

Despite being on consoles, this is no longer a game  Nobody watches TV anymore, you supported ISIS

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m Codename: 47, and you’re Codename: Duchess

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Sterling Archer:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Wrong ISIS, Let’s talk about your Five Fathers

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Hit you below the waistline, kick your “Silverballers”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m “The Killer” on this mic, Just like my ending theme

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re a bald loser, trying to gain more popularity

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll show you what being shot is like, I’ve been shot 5 times in the back

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">I bet your enhancements wouldn’t help you with that

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your games and movies’ ratings are lower than my show alone

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your stealthiness is useless, now you’ve entered the Danger Zone!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Agent 47:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m collecting this Blood Money, you’re in Damnation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Agent 47 beating Sterling Mallory Archer, Absolution!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ve got a big amount of willpower, now taste the lead bullets from my gun <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’ve been kicked out of two agencies already, now go back to being drunk

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Sterling Archer:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">My lyrics are icier than “glaciers’, you are frozen now

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll call your agency, that the Hitman has been hunted down

<span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ve received 9 Television Awards, Most of which were by Critics

<span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(162,162,162);white-space:pre-wrap;">Since you are more inhuman than Barry is!

Who Won? Who's Next?



Who Won? Sterling Archer Agent 47