User blog:Minipop56/Epic Rap Battles of Nerdiness: Ep. 4- Pierre de Fermat vs Andrew Wiles

Info: The two great explorers of Fermat's last Theorem battle it out in a rap battle of epic proportions. Rap Meanings coming soon!

Pierre de Fermat:

I'm the original! You're just a wannabe me- nothing new!

You're an imbecile who needed seven years for one proof!

Well, I read it, but I bet billions of experts were confused!

It's deformed, just like that ring you had to use!

I'm the father of tangents! Your proof keeps going off on tangents!

You're as small as the numbers used in my calculus- just imagine!

My little theorem says that I'm more important than you!

A's just Pierre's coprime! You're nothing, Andrew!

Let Huygens and me enlighten you about the things I've done!

I've a book of many theorems, while your one proof is one!

After all the other proofs, yours is like the aftermath!

Your skinny *ss is about to be kicked by this master's wrath!

Andrew Wiles:

Why don't you go and feed the cat? 'Cause you're good at that!

Just like Gauss, I believe you're a liar! I smell a rat!

But if that margin had been as large as you are,

I could have fit my 200 page proof in there by far!

What you pioneered has turned against you! Because there's

An a hundred per cent chance you're gonna lose this, Pierre!

Because you just left your work for other mathematicians to do!

You stole credit; Lagrane and Nathanson let you pop their balloon!

You're still living in the past, with the thoughts of the Greeks!

You'll never win this battle using your obsolete ancient techniques!

Hecke, I'm betting you actually didn't discover stuff anyway!

Taniyama Shimura! I'm about to beat you! Get ready, mate!

Pierre de Fermat:

Why don't you get lost in the whirlpool of my golden spiral?

You'll lose yourself in its intricacy and you'll be in peril!

I'm so epic and advanced that my cubic isn't even a cube!

While you're so stupid that you made errors with your proof!

The only reason that you could amount to crap was because

You used techniques made by others- you just ripped them off!

I'll divide you into pieces with my efficient factorisation, b*tch!

You may have a lot of money, but with talent and skill I'm rich!

Andrew Wiles:

I changed the world! I solved the hardest problem, you twit!

No thanks to you! You created it and didn't even solve it!

You've made more excuses for proofs than a mathematician could count!

You're sucking up to Pascal to get his triangle in your mouth!

Who won? Pierre de Fermat Andrew Wiles