User blog:Wachowman/Parody 84 Rom vs Reson (Caesar vs Zulu)

Back again, very quickly for a quick parody, but I have to say this is my favorite parody I've ever made, was fun to make too but in the end, I hope you enjoy :)

As always by tradition, thanks to Trixter with help on a few lines :) happy few days after your birthday...?

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ROM

VS

RESONX

BEGIN

Reson
Hey there Rom, let's be calm, cause this battles the bomb,

But this time when you lose you can't go cry to your mom.

Cause I'll be firing shots at you, like Vietnam,

You won't return, you're blocked across Wikia.

Don't need God for help so that I can beat this

Resons Trolls
Christian!

Reson
If you give us

Resons Trolls
Reson!

Reson
You know I won't listen!

If you try to approach me, you'll get your records put right on the shelf,

Cause my rhymes are sharper than the knives that you use to cut yourself!

Rom
You try to beat me up when you beat to child sex,

Oh so you made DWAS mad. It's not even that complex.

'Cause all I see is socks from a kid who's just like CE,

And now I'll be X-ing you out a thousand times ever so Swiftly!

So you can take your Moleman Raps and throw them in the trash,

You're messing with the most Swift disser to ever rap!

I'm a much older user, and well more loved on the site,

Meanwhile with you, your bitching giving all of the Admins spite.

(Ooh!) Even Kiwifar talks mad shit about you,

They say you have Autism, well I do not doubt you!

So don't start stating why you should stay,

If I wanted to be annoyed, I'd listen to your brother Dave!

Reson
So, I've heard of your problems, let's go through them again,

Oh yeah! You got depressed because of your boyfriend.

It's like you're Transparent, I can see through you,

But I know there's nothing that this Trans can do-

To ResonX!

Reson Invaders
Give us him!

Reson
YouTube Star!

Cause now you're losing to a King on DeviantArt

I'm like my YouTube Channel I got flow better than ever,

And we're all grossed out by your junk being severed.

Rom
Oooh, you are like your Channel! Cause you're massively disliked!

And Eggman you'll be cracked by the words that I type.

First, I'll show you that this is No Country For A Fail,

Then You'll beg me for mercy; like to Wachow and Nail

Let your spammers come at me. My Invaders

Roms Invaders
Been Invited!

When we join chat, we'll spam you all like-

Rom
Quiet!

There's actually no use having these Trolls come across,

Cause you and your Invaders all got beat by DWAS.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *Robotic Sounds*

...HISTORY

Give Us Winner? Reson Rom