User blog:SamuraiSanada5628/My version of East vs West Philosophers- Plato & Aristotle

This is my version of lyrics (a mixture of original, scrapped, and new lyrics) for East vs West Philosophers.
This is the most ideal style that I could think of (IMO), coz I wanted Plato and Aristotle so much >:(

I'm just doing this for fun. Feel free to comment below! Thanks!! :DD

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.
Lao Tzu,   Sun Tzu,   and Confucius.

VS

Socrates, Plato,  and Aristotle!

BEGIN!

The Western Philosophers:
I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium.

Don't bring limp raps to a pimp slap symposium!

I hardly know these Chinese men. What does it all mean?

It means the fate of these Asians is about to be seen!

 We got the logical means to philosophically dominate your rhetoric

And get it boiled down to its essentials till it's evident!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);font-weight:normal;">You've never been our type of mental bretheren!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> We're better  <span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-weight:normal;">thinkers,  better  <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(243,229,171);">speakers,  better  <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(255,127,80);">lovers,  better men!

The Eastern Philosophers:
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">This type of arrogance is sure to be expected

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">from men who speak of wisdom with no clue of what respect is.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(253,208,23);">You Westerners are sloppy, needing discipline in life.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(253,208,23);">You lack control of yourselves and of the mic.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">While we use precise strikes to disrupt your concentration,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">​Hand you an ass-whipping our descendants will honor for generations!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">We filled a nation  <span style="color:rgb(253,208,23);">with patience  <span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">and the presence  <span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">for living,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(253,208,23);">And you'll never hold a candle <span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;"> to the wisdom   <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(253,208,23);">we've   <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(246,40,23);">written!

The Western Philosophers:
<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Oh, I'll give you something you can bow and kowtow to

<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu!

<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">I'm a wandering observer, I invented all studies.

<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">While you took your cow and hid away, alone with no buddies!

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">And I'm his teacher. Well, confronting sophists like you is my job!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);">Got a sharp wit like a spit that'll skewer you like a Confu-shish kebab!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);">You force submission, you sit on your people  <span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);">because of the fact that you're old!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);">Come to my school! I shall teach your rotten aged mind to be tolerant, wise, and bold!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);">Now that we've covered the two Yin and Yang twins, I can move on to Jackie Chan!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);">Sun Tzu, I'll be picking apart your Wu with my method, man!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);">Tell me, why the fuck do you act like a philosopher? You kill women to threaten men, asshole!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);font-weight:normal;">Well I know one thing about your destiny: you'll die ironically in this battle!

The Eastern Philosophers:
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">Bitch, I wrote The Art of War, so you better get your guns out!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">These white boys getting burned 'cause guess what? Now, the Sun's out!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">Asians spitting sick, but no, this isn't SARS!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">Laozi, kick the beat; now Confucius, drop some bars!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">Yo, we've got the flow; it's the Kong-Lao duo!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">I'mma throw away my Li, Plato!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">You failed to teach a young Aristocrat,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">but instead just triggered a coup d etat!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">And you did science with flaws, you vain.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">Are the stars still spinning around your brain?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">You're believers sent Galileo to death,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">I feel deja vu; it's your teacher's fate! <p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">But it all starts with you: you're the father, Socrates!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">Honestly, I think you owe both of your students here an apology!

The Western Philosophers:
<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">I'm not exactly involved in that death of Socrates.

<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Here's the truth, you're no matter; just some form of yellow monkeys!

<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">And I'm A-R-I-S-T-O-T-L-E!

<span style="color:rgb(51,204,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">I can summon Alexander who will beat and enslave all you three!

<span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">You think the chiefly valued is to get some violent kick?

<span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">You know nothing of the truth, so better suck Sock's dick!

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Master's right, that's too tight!

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">And your thought's are useless, here!

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Now let's blind these Chinese hynies with some longing for idea!

<span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">I'd rather not be guided by some stupid world of fantasy!

<span style="color:rgb(243,229,171);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">I wonder, who would ever believe in that gratuitious theory?

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Pardon, gadfly? You want two platoons to pump up?

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">You wanna cooperate or what?

<span style="color:rgb(255,127,80);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Should Xanthippe show up?

The Eastern Philosophers:
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">I have turned them on themselves. Their chaos is our opportunity!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(253,208,23);">Let it be. A bowl is most useful when it is empty.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">(Ugh!) Laozi, I don't mean no disrespect,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">But you need to fill your bowl with some shit that makes some sense!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(253,208,23);">Oh, you don't wanna stand in the path of Lao Tzu today.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(253,208,23);">I'll make you move, bitch. Get out the way!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">Yo, where in the tradition of rap battles is it written

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">that  <span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-weight:normal;">two dudes on the same team should squabble like some clucking chickens?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);">Man, Confucius, you always try to put something in its place.

<span style="color:rgb(246,40,23);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face?

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Okay, I see. You wanna make it like that?

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">I hate the Chinese warring period, you to-go box hat!

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">So obey the golden rule: I'm way above you weak rookies.

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,255);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:22px;">Confucius say: you can all hold these fortune cookies!

WHAT IS WINNING?

WHO IS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC...QUIEEEEEET!!!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.