User blog:ERBWarrior/Sean Connery vs Roger Moore - WERB S1

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Anyway, here's my rap battle.

Enjoy.

Connery:

Call me Bond, James Bond, Mr. Announcer,

This rapper will crash faster than the Hour of Power!

Diamonds are Forever, but your life won't last for long,

You're an Octopussy, that's why you wear that golden thong.

Comedy has no place in a sophisticated spy,

Your literal acting just makes me want to cry!

You entered the UoD, but you decided to drop out.

Why don't you take a tip from your dad and fucking cop out?

Moore:

You aren't even English, I'm the Man With the Golden Gun,

You lost this battle already, like your James Bond puns!

Ian Fleming didn't even want you,

And I'll explain it after this screening of Thunderball 2!

Admit it, you didn't even want to play the part!

Ditch that goddamn shaggy beard! Who the hell are you, Bart?

You won't be rapping with consent, so I just took of my gloves,

Now here's an ass beating, From Russia, With Love.

Timothy Dalton:

I've got a license to kill, you've got a licence to rape!

You Bonds are fragile, I'm solid and ready, like some duct tape!

Your verses were long, like my breaths in the movies,

But at least I don't kill the reputation of the series!

Pierce Brosnan:

I'm here to shoot your Goldeneye, cause Tomorrow Never Dies,

I got something to say, that my shit is super fly!

Like you, Connery, I came from a humble upbringing,

But your dick in sex is as out of place as Roger Moore's singing!

Daniel Craig:

Coming from the bitch who stayed for another shit season,

Of Remington Steele, goddamn treason!

The crown should arrest you, but lucky for you,

Unlike thunderball, this encounter won't have a part two!

Your casting was the worst thing since King George the Third!

You're silly, so why don't you choke on your own words!

I'll disrupt you, like Casino Royale,

Like M, it's the end of the fucking road, pal!

Moore:

M For Moore? Bitch, I'll cause you to commit a Skyfall!

Meanwhile, I broke through Connery's boundary walls!

Connery:

To rap against you is more punishing than your films,

You dorks are dumb and lame, I have a licence to kill!

Craig:

Well, the queen didn't say that when I met with her in July,

Literally everyone knows that I'm the top spy,

Brosnan:

Can I say something here?

Everyone except Brosnan:

No!

Brosnan:

Well, your acting is as rhetorically as bad as your flow,

When I spit out diamond raps, it makes you bitches go to pray!

Everyone:

If you had one wish what would it be?

To Die Another Day!

Who Won Sean Connery Roger Moore Timothy Dalton Pierce Brosnan David Craig