User blog:Flashley/Rap Theft Battle V

Check it out it's another rap battle from the very own Flashley yeah macho man

Are you ready for the battle

Here comes the battle

it is about to begin

In 5 seconds the battle will begin

In 4 seconds the battle will begin

In 3 secands the battle will begin

You didn't notice the typo in the above sentence

You did notice the typo in the above sentence but thought I didn't know

You now realize that it's been more than 3 second and the battle hasn't begun

Epic Rap Battles of Frisk vs the Batter other stuff because frisk was demoted retired as erb wiki staff due to the toxic and hateful community not being active enough

(before you get pissy it's satire alright i barely even give a fuck but if i don't say this people are gonna get the wrong idea ok moving on)

GTA 5 vs Ed Edd and Eddy Begin Begin

Franklin:

Yo niggas I'm black so I say black things

Kentucky fried chicken and gold chains

I shoot people and get money let me rap about that quick

Eddy you like to scam but are bad, you need practice

Trevor:

I'm a crazy motherfucker don't make me go on a spree

And promote CE, Reignic3, and everyone whose name ends with E

I killed a few guys but who didn't in GTA 5 I mean really

Also kids battling criminals, this matchup is pretty silly

Michael:

You have a point Trevor, they're not on our level

We could sack their whole cul de sac, and not get into trouble (close enough to rhyming idc)

I'm not even a rapper, but you know what's sadder

As bad as this battle is at least it's not Frisk vs the batter

The batter:

Ha u thought

Yo Frisk you need to go fish, Undyne

Your ass can't even see the sunshine

It's almost lunchtime so I'll take a break

You can rap but you'll make a mistake

Frisk:

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Ha I didn't make a mistake

The player who controls the batter (portrayed by Flashley):

Yo I'm rapping on behalf of the batter

No one's reading this far so this verse doesn't matter

Yo Undertale ass is fatter than Saturn

Your taste in shirts suck with the stripe pattern

Undertale has an inferior atmosphere to OFF

And like this series your rule 34 will never stop

I could bring in a bunch of obscure characters to rap

But I'll pass the mic back to you Frisk

Frisk:

Thanks buddy, and I respect your opinion

But OFF uses the default battle engine

Get burned fucker

The batter:

I'm back from lunch why the fuck did you let me get burned like that Flashley

Flashley:

I didn't do that, actually

Flash:

Look at me getting shoehorned into this bout

Now Legion can shut his mouth

This is a diss Flashley your rap is piss

But honestly OFF is better than Undertale is

The batter:

Thanks bro, and that verse was all skill

Your comic is better than panic in ballville (a reference guys i'm trying)

Flash:

No problem, but Flashley needs to diss me before I leave

Flashley:

You and Legion's suggestion make me want to heave

Flash:

Alright I'm out

Frisk:

Now that everything is settled we can end this rap again

Time's up battle over who is win

Also the announcer never existed it was me the whole time bye