User blog:Loygansono55/Epic Rap Battles of History with YouTube Captions

Hey, you know how atrocious the YouTube captions are? Well, this is just a funny blog to show how wrong it can get the Epic Rap Battles of History. I hope you enjoy this and find it as hilarious as I do xD

Also, not every ERB has a captions option, but I have done all of the ones that have :)

Michael J. Fox vs Chucky
Michael J. Fox

Declined!

Chucky

Got sent to you!

Michael J. Fox

Grandson,

Firebomb holding you back little ones,

Thank you,

Dominica,

Thankyou here capital,

Point-blank!

Chucky

It's not basment and one day and during the sitting in the moment me inside my,

Heart holdings sixteen,

Man whom I know that is how you are not playing,

And it seems like it,

Finances Disney's Aladdin residency,

Now you a call,

Problems like engine,

That mister independence assumption summoning Julie Andrews accident really!

Michael J. Fox

Don't like about visibility may have an objective as according to a year,

Marine,

Forcing no!

Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays
Ben Franklin

Hello the,

Shafiqsgr structurally travel industry Affiliate couldn't sell Wednesdays at,

Nine o'clock contract that's like eight degrees for thirty days that puts,

Maximizes your activities around you little referenced blood sample by the,

Way they are preferable confidence-building could go on the,

Arteries conduct and ethics!

Billy Mays

Weakened,

Electronico paragraph,

Wholesale no money but you know what they did the mailman is not going to be,

Able to riverside one night Friday one of the cannot ethics Juanita it's!

Ben Franklin

Scattered chartered failed thank you!

Billy Mays

Star!

Announcer

Greenwood on prisoners of war,

Garner...

Believed...

Vince Offer

Guide history in your heart mind pathophysiological areas you're going to,

Expand and three children and I don't think that one of these times and,

Everything else events the house,

Murrow Hollywood flag and that the like everytime I can here at the rides again,

On my dogs who have been an aromatic analytically!

HOME!

HARD!

Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
HO!

Mr. T

Go,

Problematic,

Slash,

Homework might not necessarily so,

D,

Uh... state cemetery!

Mr. Rogers

Union,

Until the twenty first state,

Close on your own depends on what can you elaborate,

Doing well,

Barber figurehead resilient,

Here now,

Divulging,

The little pieces on the shelf and seasonal world full of children are,

Concerned,

Detroit is seventeen fifty two!

Mr. T

Declined,

Referred to you,

It,

Homage compund there!

Mr. Rogers

Yet let me more than one,

I'm not alone without his novel ideas that they don't sweat my plan,

Military you will meet with me,

View in a poor black and then I'll remain cool,

Status once Lawrence how this undertsanding,

Here and I think think,

Cabinet!

PLACARD!

DOESN'T WANT TO CONTINUE!

Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus
Christopher Columbus

Siobhan her father's Wiggins,

Magnificent,

Concrete results,

Sextuplets dot,

Jaa!

Captain Kirk

Unprecedented j,

Might be restored representing the designer,

The importance of it's more than just hot having to do,

Discovered the new world of all Britain in her plunging well-known companies in the,

Middle of all I can,

Any destination you perhaps in the Simpson trail resumes the committee,

Eating,

Untils it's plays racquetball b,

Doing emotions station publicly!

Christopher Columbus

It's not the and nine seventy three I think that infants Fitzpatrick desperate,

You are interested in studyong caustic blacktop!

Captain Kirk

Fourteen ninety-two started to read this man like this,

See how it felt like,

But we are simply because that way you could win when your,

Do you think they know,

Hope this message including making itself,

Fateful genocidal!

Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
YOU!

EpicLLOYD

Diseased,

If you think he will testify,

Completed this like you don't mind since the accident and that is so they have,

Found is that,

Disadvantage and one eighth,

Testimonial by putting a continental breakfast and we can do to hypnotize is,

The last thirty seconds of the institution the body language I'm,

Reading is exactly that,

Yet and I think that initially sent via back relative to see uh... I don't want,

To take to get the place that's not how safe do you really cute tell you to,

Develop a career whenever you have Davis doubled my ideas about your idea to!

Nice Peter

Start with best-known,

Going to have a great solemnity places that guy kitchen,

Attack fifty sort of the not mean it flag mint juleps direction joined the,

Think Utah!

EpicLLOYD

Thirty yahoo dot if it's not uncommon are constantly desperate guide!

Nice Peter

(says nothing)

Epic LLOYD

A new jersey,

Star-studded your eighty seven thousand the same coefficients!

Nice Peter

Graduated phi!

Epic LLOYD

Got a little Superman saga notably development patsies Jackson and!

Nice Peter

You have to say that friendship walked the ramp and and you actually!

(end of rap)

Nice Peter

Yes.

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And all.

Ba.

KassemG

Not believeing.

On.

Nice Peter

From.

KassemG

Yes extend.

Was on.

Star.

EpicLLOYD

On.

Nice Peter

Wouldn't.

KassemG

On.

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
Steve Jobs

Delivery,

Uh... that please,

Uh... there's walking coffee!

Bill Gates

Demanding,

Came the very thing,

Bigpond,

Okay,

Involving people!

Steve Jobs

Speed you built it sit down and take it,

Machines are built to listen to The Beatles whatsoever,

Bill Gates

Here's what like these!

Steve Jobs

(says nothing)

Bill Gates

Bc!

Steve Jobs

Finally who was the before that!

Bill Gates

(says nothing)

Steve Jobs

Anything you want anything!

Bill Gates

(says nothing)

Steve Jobs

Preventing because!

Bill Gates

Pupae!

Steve Jobs

Flat-out action if you go back out and see you what tickets instead,

Desktop nasty,

Flattened!

Bill Gates

It's higher,

Huh,

Delivery!

HAL 9000

Geacaching yes STD takes place in bc,

Dude,

And she,

Golden state,

Distant the increasing to deal with it,

Game,

Discipline,

Defendant it,

Dead!

Moses vs Santa Claus
Santa Claus

So we need to make him want to read it do you think the seventh stop Richard,

Holbrooke teacher pockmarked but some people are going to leverage you,

Represents the rhythm resents it also must work relaxing,

Itself,

Nostradamus proposal personal,

During the night Nicole,

Lakefront depends on justice celta program,

Consistently people since nineteen eighty six dash violence is committed to,

Doing Bette Davis oxygen block considering the additional rated,

Photography is how much younger legitimately Reginald politician,

Criticism!

Moses

When I was that one of the meltdown delusions of our but he never mention is,

That as well,

Dixon rate is the story of the takes you through the process of Christmas,

Business,

Over the next few weeks and weeks in the house has agreed to begin aunty's place,

Did he do it as a person,

Hoping which is race against time that you did recently missus Clinton's,

Invoking the families single instead,

Majoring in mathematics!

Santa Claus and the Elves

Disintegrates and listen to me was the household you know that,

Instances maintane the planes,

County that C_b_s_lou this was born in Jerusalem buns and whatever something,

Like this,

Santa Claus is called!

Moses

Soulless Roman in Israeli cities enough or talk directly to the still single,

Gains in matters of what happened to me and just want to do,

Bastion of the church's Graceland,

Athlete it internally fundraising rise to become,

Considering!

HOPES!

TOLD US ALL!

HOPE!

Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
OR BETWEEN THEM!

THE THERE!

Gandhi

Doughnut,

What about the cause of this type yet,

Place that you don't have my own,

Bodies and that you tried,

Development by getting into the the money from this hitting subtract from!

Martin Luther King Jr.

The city's no skills no surprise there,

Dammit one of your so you can make the fact that they got a ninety day heatedly,

Side,

Strategist Caitlin!

Gandhi

Filled w comes out with like that,

Disagreed with some strictly prohibited embassy life drawing waterways day away,

From home!

Martin Luther King Jr.

Street cramped then why not many homicide,

Jackson,

No,

Natalie dot mobi then what do you think that child but I'm about the budget you,

Saw hot right now!

Gandhi

I don't buy citizens being the fact that these are ninety,

Percent of the biggest don't give up on!

DAR!

CASH OFFICE!

GONE!

Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
THERE OR!

OR!

STAR LONG HAUL!

THEY'RE GOOD!

Batman

Pilfered region,

Digitally,

Of course of British film institute of bankers,

Did,

Would hit a go over the past few killed,

Looks like you obviously,

Flights to withdraw his redux,

Delay,

Deseret,

Briana dis!

Sherlock Holmes and Watson

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<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">HARD!

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<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">And that's all; I found these very amusing, and I hope you did as well. If you want, comment who won these versions of the battles, and what your favourite lines are. Until next time, see ya :P