User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Round 3 Tournament- Twilight Sparkle vs. A mailbox

This is the last battle before the finale! I am excited as heck! It will have 24 lines per person and will be released this weekend sometime before I take a month hiatus from writing rap battles. Epicnail edged Ramsay 4-3 to move to the Final Showdown! Today we have Twilight Sparkle rapping against a mailbox.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

VS

A MAILBOOOX

BEGIN

Twilight Sparkle:

I really can't believe a mailbox got this far!

The fact is, all of these matchups are a bit bizarre

but I don't give a buck about that, you see?

I guarantee that you dont want to box with me!

You're made of pure poison, and that's no joke!

I'd rather drink, smoke, or even snort coke

than even be exposed to your cheap plastic

You're supposed to be a joke! I'm actually fantastic!

Mailbox:

You'd best dodge me like a tiarawhy cartoon

I'll kick your dumb flank all the way to the moon.

You're making problems for yourself trying to fight

No Lesson Zero for you, but that means you'll need to write

to your mentor about how you beat a centaur

but lost to a mailbox in this verbal war

You look like a giraffe who's got turkey wings

big head, small brain- #justponythings

Twilight Sparkle:

I beat an ogre and a dictator, you beat a bowl of food

Just ask me later who's better, let the voters choose, not you;

I'll face the creator of these battles while you

biodegrade in a crater, miles away up on the moon

Mailbox:

I'll never biodegrade, don't you degrade me!

I'm a mailbox champion! They call me MC

Sure, I may have only beat a bowl of food

but I'm a dope rapper, you're a stuck up prude.

WHO WON Twilight Sparkle Mailbox