User blog:Brandon Service DF/Epic Deathmatches of History Announcement

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Welcome to Epic Deathmatches of History, a brand new show by Brandon Service DF, esteemed writer of... i dunno pretty much nothing.

Modelled after the popular MTV show, Celebrity Deathmatch, Epic Deathmatches of History allows two individuals throughout history to work out their problems, not to the beat, but ''to a beating! ''(wow i really need to think of a better tagline)

Now, we need your help in one very important area... '''tell us who should battle! '''Below are a few guidelines on what we want in suggestions:

The Guidelines
'''These rivalries do not have to be ERB episodes. ''' While a few ERB rivalries are set to appear, please think outside of the box, and don't only suggest them! Nearly every historical figure could get a chance in the ring-- why only stick to a handful?

'''Fictional characters, while they can be used, should not be overused. ''' Fiction is a part of history. That's undeniable. However, they are not all part of history. I would like to limit the amount of fictional characters used to... well... important historical characters. Battles such as Goku vs. Superman are inevitable. However, we don't need... say, Pinkie Pie matchups.

'''Don't suggest something if you're uncomfortable with one character losing. ''' This is a common problem in versus matches. It's alright to prefer a character in a battle. What's not alright, is getting pissed if they lose. If you're going to get angry at someone losing, please do not suggest that character. This leads into the next guideline...

'''First and foremost, this is a comedy. ''' This is not designed to show what argument is right. This is not designed to be a realistic representation of how a fight between two figures would play out. This is done as entertainment, as a fun little joke. There will be blood. There will be violence. There will be jokes. There will not, however, be accuracy.

'''While you can suggest a reason for the characters to fight, and that is encouraged, it is not mandatory. ''' Remember, these characters are opposing each other. Just because they're similar in some ways, doesn't mean they're good connections for this series, in particular. For example, Doogie Howser vs. Josef Mengele has a connection. But, a physical fight between the two would not make sense.

'''So, in conclusion, please get to suggesting! Thank you for reading, and see you next time, on...'''

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