User blog:JakeTheManiac/Inside The User's Studio Season 2: Mystical Trixter

Inside The User's Studio with JakeTheManiac

Jake: Welcome to Season Two of "Inside The User's Studio with JakeTheManiac". I am your host, Jake, The Maniac. Today, we have a guest who everyone has wanted for a while now.

Joe: Joeaikman?

*JakeTheManiac smacks Joe's hand.

Jake: No! There will not be sequels to already interviewed people, unless it is popularly demanded!

Joe: But everybody wants it…

Jake: Joe, I don't know what drugs you're on, but you better cut that dosage. No one wants a sequel!

Joe: …I do…

*JakeTheManiac smacks Joe's hand again.

Jake: No! Bad Joe! Go stand in the corner and think about your life!

Joe: Why do you hate me, Jake?

Jake: Did I say you could speak?

*Joe angrily glares at Jake.

Jake: Thought so. Anyway, today's guest is a user who everyone loves and respects. Like my previous episode, it was a daunting task getting her to do an interview. I remember it vividly:

*flashback*

Jake: "Hey, Lexi. Do an interview."

Lexi: "lolno"

Jake: "Lexi pls"

Lexi: "lol Jake

more like Kicke"

Jake: "Pls no. Dis happened last time."

Lexi: "Don't care."

~Mystical Trixter kicks punks like JakeTheManiac off the streets.~

~JakeTheManiac has just stepped right in.~

Jake: "Lexi pls. You can't do that."

Lexi: "Why?"

~J1coupe has just stepped right in.~

Coupe: "'Cause that's my job."

Jake: "Coupe, y u do dis?"

Coupe: "Because I hate you."

Jake: "Oh."

~J1coupe gave JakeTheManiac a carbonite bath.~

*fastforward*

When my two week ban is over, I'm gonna ask why he did that. Meanie. My guest is the Jersey Devil, ladies and gentlemen, Mystical Trixter!

First question: How did you first come across this wiki?

Lexi: It was sometime between Adam vs Eve and Gandhi vs MLK, I was fooling around in my 8th grade tech class (The teacher was one of those "playing favorites" type, and I was the favorite, lucky me.) and decided to see what would come up from Googling ERB lines, sure enough, this place popped up every time, I got intrigued and started lurking till I joined.

Jake: And that's when you first branded your fire on this wiki?

Lexi: I suppose you could say that.

Jake: Which brings is to the next question: Where did you come up with your username?

Lexi: Firebrand was an unoriginal thing, I am a big fan of the game Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and at the time my main was the character Firebrand, numbers were just because I assumed Firebrand was taken. As for Mystical Trixter, just something that randomly came to me and started using everywhere.

Jake: Third question: What are some of your favorite hobbies?

Lexi: Writing, Gaming, Acting, Training and Entertaining are my top 5.

Jake: Training for what?

Lexi: I play volleyball on a team, I'm also in kickboxing, those, and I generally like to be in shape.

Jake: Fourth question: What is your favorite and least favorite ERB?

Lexi: My current favorite ERB is Harry Houdini vs David Copperfield, and my least favorite is definitely Goku vs Superman.

Jake: Fifth question: Who are your three best friends on the wiki?

Lexi: Gosh, that's difficult. If I had to choose, | TK, | Jason and if blocked users count, | Avvy. If blocked users don't count, then | Matt.

Jake: What is your favorite thing to eat?

Lexi: Hot wings, so much hot wings.

Jake: You have gone through a lot of stuff here. Do you ever wish there was something that you hadn't done or said to make things better for you?

Lexi: Oh boy there's quite a few things. Picking one, I'd say closing my old account, I was REALLY overreacting and stupid then, oh well.

*bzzt*

Jake: Oh, there goes the buzzer. You know what that means?

Lexi: My phone's ringing?

Jake: It means it's AWKWARD QUESTION TIME!!!! WHAT TURNS YOU ON?!?!?!?!

Lexi: I believe there's a button for that somewhere on the back of my neck.

Jake: Now the final ten questions are what's called the Bernard Pivot questionnaire.

Lexi: Lay 'em on me.

Jake: What is your favorite word?

Lexi: "Embrace", it's such a loving and caring word, it makes me happy.

Jake: What is your least favorite word?

Lexi: "JakeTheManiac." >:) In seriousness, like a lot of people, the word "Moist" sounds very cringeworthy.

Jake: What makes you happy?

Lexi: Honestly? Making other people happy, I live for the smiles of everybody else.

Jake: What makes you unhappy?

Lexi: Being lonely.

Jake: Understandable. What sound do you love?

Lexi: The laughter of others.

Jake: What sound do you hate?

Lexi: Babies crying. Every time at a public event.

Jake: What is your favorite curse word?

Lexi: Damn. It's a word I use so much and seems to fit well in many situations.

Jake: What profession, other than yours (if you have one), would you like to attempt?

Lexi: Being an author is my dream in life.

Jake: What profession would you not like to participate in?

Lexi: Probably something involving cleaning, I don't really like being near things like dirt or unclean substances.

Jake: And finally: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Lexi: I suppose something along the lines that I did well in life.

Jake: Is there anything else you want to say?

Lexi: Originally I was going to answer every question with "That's classified" to troll everyone, but I felt like actually interviewing.

Jake: The truth is out. That is all the time for today. Tune in next time for another sexy Season Two episode of "Inside the User's Studio."

FIN