Thread:Loygansono55/@comment-4727448-20130630023329

You signed up as Fridge for ERB11. Here are the lyrics. Email to gallionguy@gmail.com when you're done.

Refrigerator:

I am the refrigerator, the one and only,

everyone uses me, even bums on the street,

you carry kids, but I carry food,

everyone wants my food, not your kids that are rude.

School Bus:

Even those kids want food,

so don't call them rude,

I'll can use them to tear you to pieces,

I'm sure that you aren't only thing a human leases.

Refrigerator:

You know what I am? I'm the lifeline of your driver,

the beer I keep cold is the thing that keeps him like McGuyver,

I was invented before you, and I don't look like some cheese,

You're worse than some old rotten peas.

Mass Transit Bus:

Oh please, don't try to give me that,

I'm not the thing, that makes people fat.

I take people to work, just so they can build you,

And I take them back, so that they can fill you.

What is that?

Wait!

Is that...

a LAND MINE?

Land Mine:

Blowing things up from the Atlantic to the Pacific,

When it's time to kill, I don't get specific,

so it's time to face your doom at the hands of a crude mine,

you should've sweeped the room if you want to survive this time.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU, DECIDE.

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