User blog:Iliketrains455/Homer vs Homer. ILT's Amazing Rap Battles Season 2 Premiere

Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah. Whatever you celebrate. Season 2 premiereeee wooot. This battle was scheduled to be on Christmas, until I realized there's probably going to be a million other blogs released on Christmas, so I'm gonna take advantage. :)

ILT's AMAZING RAP BATTLES!



VS!



BEGIN!

(Homer Simpson is in yellow, Homer the Poet is in gray, and Bart Simpson is in orange.)

Homer Simpson:

 D’oh! Marge, out of everyone, do I have to face a poet?

 Well, at least I’m gonna Simp-win this battle and I know it

 I’ll be remembered in history, you make me Ill-iad

 No one even remembers you, that’s a whole new level of sad

 Woo-hoo! This’ll be easy! I’ll destroy you like I drink a Duff

 This battle will soon get rough, if you think your tough enough

 It must’ve taken an Odyssey for you to step to the OG Simpson

 <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Not OG, I mean OJ, and you’re a bloody victim

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Reading your boring poems drove my son nuts! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,192,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I hate reading!)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beating you in this battle was as easy as eating—mmm... donuts.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Homer the Poet:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So I’m facing against a fat, braindead alcoholic?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">He’s raising a whole family, being idiotic?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">No wonder you starting drinking and becoming fat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">your whole life is useless, you can agree, that’s that.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">My poems inspired tons, while everyone wanted to not be you!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Even George W. Bush can agree, yes, he hated you, too.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You honestly are not funny, just end your damn series

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You are hated across the world, you are nothing compared to me

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll take some pieces of paper, and write a new epic!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">“Homer got roasted on an open fire”, and it was quick!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Homer Simpson:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m hated? Oh please. Everybody loves me

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">From my personality to my world to my great comedy

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You only wrote 2 novels, not even read any more

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You made the least impact on history,  this wasn’t even a chore!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I don’t even understand how you were a great person

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But I’m going to Moe’s, my world is place you probably wouldn’t fit in

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.3800000000000001;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Homer the Poet:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.3800000000000001;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nobody would fit in YOUR world, you care more about beer than your family

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.3800000000000001;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your “great comedy” is just fat jokes, you see?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.3800000000000001;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m an influential writer; you’re just a waste of space

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.3800000000000001;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">If it wasn’t for money, nobody would animate your damn face!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.3800000000000001;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I declare this battle over, now go leave and choke your son

<span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,166,166);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">With that personality, you’d win nothing; none.

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?