User blog:Patts9009/Dis Rap for Hire --Four4

Listen up Joey, your requested dis rap will begin.

No need to make me mad, it’s the mood I’m in.

‘Tis just a waste of my time.

You and your legos need to align;

And your legos are more straight!

Quit reading your DC comic; go on a date!

You’re never going to get Catwomen, why even try?

The best you’ll get is Gay Robin or some other guy.

I’m dropping these disses worse than up in Boston.

Better collect those golden coins; the battle will be costin’

‘Cuz I’m dropping the Bob-bombs down on the puny player,

und it’s a shame you play Minecraft, and not a cool zombie slayer.

I’ll whip you 300 times lyrically; you’ll be hatin’.

Go back into your lego castle; the people are waitin’

For the announcement of the death of the Queen.

Oh, and take off that mask, it’s ain’t Halloween.


 * calms down a bit

I’m feeling like Robin Hood, giving to the poor.

And I remember when I hated the number 4,

Not now. The number is one of those that I abhor.


 * growls again

Not really. I fucking HATE you, just like Family Guy!

How about you take your 16-bit game and just DIE!!