User blog:El Alamein/Pol Pot vs. Peter Pan. Epic Rap Battles of Things That Don't Make Sense



Beat : (Start at 0:21 for the first verse)



VS!



BEGIN!

Lyrics
Pol Pot

You say you won't grow up? Well, I can make sure that happens,

I'll have you toil in my fields as you weaken, strength sapping,

'til your fading childhood is nothing but a memory,

And the only thing you'll know is love for your work and me!

I'm Brother Number One, and right now I'm in charge!

I rocked into Phnom Penh and now my party's at large!

I've been attacked by the US and by Vietnam,

Your Neverland would collapse if it were hit with napalm!

I'll reform your whole island, enslave all your kids,

My tamest crimes are leagues ahead of all that Hook ever did!

Peter Pan
I heard you were a teacher, so I'm surprised you need this lesson:

You shouldn't punish children when they ask grown-ups questions!

Because the real Lost Boys for whom I feel pity

Are the legions of children who you drove out of the city

And forced them into jungles and worked them 'til their last breath

Until they snapped or they fled or they starved to death,

And those who survived but were forced to remain

Became so screwed up in their formative brains

That they turned in their family, gave their lives for the party,

But when it all came tumbling down you couldn't even spare a "sorry!"

Pol Pot
You don't know who you're messing with, I broke my nation's back!

Do you think your wooden sword will help you if you attack?

I'll haul you off to some prison, you'll turn in Wendy and John

Once I've shattered your psyche and your sanity's gone,

Because I've force-fed you shit 'til you choke and you gag,

And I cut off your air with a plastic shopping bag!

The world was shocked by my crimes, I fled when they came to call,

And the best part? I still got away with it all!

Peter Pan
I'll hold onto my wonder that you've stamped out in others,

I don't need to fear plots when I call to my brothers,

Because we're free! We can fly and we make our own rules,

But they're not built on death and destruction of schools!

I mean you're starving your people! With those meager crop yields

It's no wonder your camps were known as the Killing Fields!

I've fought pirates with cannon and survived through the day,

So I'll kick your ass too and up and fly away!

Pol Pot
You can't escape my grasp, you won't triumph here, hero!

I'm rewriting the rules and they're re-set to Year Zero!

Peter Pan
You're a delusional freak, you're as mad as your ideas! The real-life "Never Land" was your deadly Kampuchea!

Poll
 Who won? Pol Pot Peter Pan