User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything: Puff Puff vs Steve Smith

Fuck my life.​

Hello. Sorry for the delay. I thought the last one would be the winter finale, but no. I have actually have the rest battles of this season planned out. I had no idea what to do, it was this or another battle. But here we go, the leader of Your Favorite Martian, Puff Puff, against the son of Stan Smith from American Dad, Steve Smith. mkay.

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

PUFF PUFF

VS

STEVE SMITH

BEGIN!

Puff Puff
Hello little faggot, welcome to Your Favorite Martian, Steve Prick

So we can see who is the better glasses wearing, red jacket character (Bitch!)

American Dad? I live on Jupiter!

Grammie got a Facebook, queer, it makes you look stupider

I'm a ladies man, I'm stalking your mom

But the bitch has a penis, man, listen to my songs

I fight to win, while you fight for sex

Because you have more exes than the alphabet.

Steve Smith
I got accepted to Hogwarts when you have no skills.

Making dirty songs with your bitch friends and about your grill.

You got 43 songs, bitch, check the ratings.

Beating me is pretty motherfucking complicated.

Boasting about your balls when you don't even show it?

You won't be famous when you go to Hollywood, I know it.

Look who's the queer, you covered song in your underwear

Youll be famous one day, but I don't see you there.

Puff Puff
Talk about your mother, she's dookie fresh

I know always your mother will text me back.

She looks like sex, I'll anal her so hard you'll drink your orphan tears,

Get her white boy wasted, then you'll face all your fears.

Steve Smith
I hate poor kids, like a robot bar fight.

I'll nerd rage your fucking ass out of sight.

It's a puppet break up, your fans get happy over an album

You fight for your rightsz, but you can't scout them.

Announcer
WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

I DECCCCCCIDEEEEE

Epic Rap, epic rap, ba-attles of

Every-every-everything

ARA
Happy Holidays everybody. I'll wait and see if anyone gets mad at me with no holiday battles. I also stopped the cast, because it would stress my ass out finding out who looked the most alike. Peace off motherfuckers. Happy Holidays. Tell your mothers get me a gun. Bye bitches. Happy New Year. Hope you don't get White Boy Wasted.