User blog comment:Awesomesix/Dank Battles of May-mayness: Northern Philosophers vs Southern Philosophers/@comment-5482968-20160104044245

[Kids] Wonder Pets! Wonder Pets! We’re on our way To help a friend And save the day We’re not too big And we’re not too tough But when we work together We’ve got the right stuff Go, Wonder Pets, ya’ay! (school bell rings, sound of kids chattering)

(sound of phone ringing)

[Linny] (gasps) The phone The phone is ringing!

[Ming-Ming] The phone We’ll be wight there!

[Tuck] The phone The phone is ringing

[Linny] There’s an animal in trouble

[Ming-Ming] There’s an animal in twouble

[Tuck] There’s an animal in trouble somewhere

[Linny] It’s a baby penguin He’s caught on an iceberg

[Tuck] Ooh A baby penguin

[Ming-Ming] Caught on an iceberg

[Tuck] What’s a penguin?

[Ming-Ming] What’s an iceberg?

[Linny] (Look!)

[Tuck] A baby penguin Caught on an iceberg

[Ming-Ming] This is sewious!

[Tuck] We have to help him

[Linny] Let’s save the penguin

[Tuck and Ming-Ming] Let’s save the penguin

[Wonder Pets] Let’s save the penguin Whee! Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh! Wrong clothes

[Linny] Linny

[Tuck] Tuck

[Ming-Ming] And Ming-Ming too

[Wonder Pets] We’re Wonder Pets And we’ll help you!

[Linny] What’s gonna work? [Tuck and Ming-Ming] Teamwork! [Linny] What’s gonna work?

[Tuck and Ming-Ming] Teamwork!

[Wonder Pets] (Ooh!)

[Ming-Ming] (We are coming to save you, baby penguin!)

[Wonder Pets] (Whee! Whoo-haw! All right!)

Wonder Pets Wonder Pets We’re on our way To help a baby penguin And save the day

[Ming-Ming] We’re not too big

[Tuck] And we’re not too tough

[Wonder Pets] But when we work together We’ve got the right stuff Go Wonder Pets, ya’ay!

(Ooh! Whee! Ya’ay! Woo hoo! sound of Linny munching celery)