User blog:MetalFire/Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter Rap Battle

The battle between 2 very popular book protagonists Begin!!, Feedback is appreciated

Harry: It's the chosen wizard who has been given the honor to blast you to ashes

Champion of Quidditch and Dark Wizard Hunter, I'mma laugh my ass of when your boat crashes

Went to the best Wizarding school in the world, while you play at your summer camp

All you've been known for is being an impulsive trouble maker, while I'm the Tri-wizard Champ

You were tricked by the God's and I've gotten praise from the elite

I'm everything you want to be, I've stopped Voldemort I'm impossible to defeat

The seven aren't enough to stop Gaia, Lets take Dumbledores army to win

Who cares if your Poesidons son, He never visited that is a sin

Oh you have prophecies so original, Your whole role was a giant fluke

You will die lonely, betrayed, and bloody like Luke

Percy: Now that Potter has made his appearance, I can finally slice you with RipTide

You act all happy and innocent, When your actually messed up and scared on the inside

I have slayed Titans and taught the Gods a lesson, You just killed a whack freak of nature

My allies know how to defend themselves, all you do is put Hogwarts in danger

I've been to Hell and came back, You only stay in a class to learn witchcraft

You came out of the closet Harry, So go and grab Ron's shaft

I have sailed the Sea of Monsters and lifted the sky, You still get an F in potions

My blood is almighty and God like, Your a glass case of messed up emotions

I control 75% of the earth and I'll be the one to kick Gaia's ass in the core

These rhymes killed you Like how Snape killed DumbleDore

Ron: The number 1 Weasly is here to help Harry to defeat this smartass

This knuckle headed seaweed brain, Wouldn't even pass Hagrid's class

Bloody hell your mistakes and attitude make Malfoy look like a saint

Oh is the death's of your comrades on your mind, are they gonna make you faint

Why don't I call your girl and give her a Wingardium Leviosa show

Hermione: Ron!!

Ron: Sorry Hun anyways Harry destroy him, While i flip him off in the back row

Harry: Good job Ron now hes weaker and more vulnerable to our torment

You weren't supposed to be born your a godly accident

I'll use Expecto Petronium to melt you to a demigod smoothie

Your rhymes and flow are a bigger flop then your movie

Leo: The hottest MC is here to defend Percy from these two larp players

I'll spread the fires of the Olympians all over your classes, Better say your prayers

Oh don't you diss my creations four eyes, your always to sirius

Too think you have a chance against the 7 your pretty delirious

Hey Ronald how do you like the fact hes playing catch the seeker with your sis

Oh Harry you lived with a bunch of cranky's, We've gone through a real crisis

P.S Ronny your family looks super identical is there not your not telling

Compared to our story line your's is short selling

Percy: Were the Heroes Of Olympus don't forget it Harry

How do you find hooded prison guards scary

I can imagine that these burns are making you mad

At least I get to see my mom and my dad Harry and Ron Percy and Leo