User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 21: Austin Powers vs James Bond

This battle features comedian/spy Austin Powers vs famous fictional secret agent James Bond. Enjoy y'all!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

AUSTIN POWERS!!!

VS.

JAMES BOND!!!

BEGIN!!

Austin Powers:

I'm the best mystery man known around the world!

You fight and do stunts like a cosplay little girl!

I'll kick you between your Thunderballs and let you fall from the sky!

When it comes to the British Secret Service, you're not really their guy!

You only got famous because you wield a nasty little gun!

I'm the gold member of the secret spy comedy run!

I may have the worse teeth you've seen but your skills are worse than this!

You're just a Justin Bieber Belieber who's yet another rip off of Inspector Gadget!

James Bond:

Let's roll gentlemen! I'm here to start a new mission!

A new episode of James Bond: Austin's bloody death deluxe edition!

You rap like a 3rd grade kid who's stuck on diminuendo!

Why don't you go home and spit your wife some rapid sex innuendos?!

I am the lord and the king of all that secretly spy!

The only spying you do is on hot Canadian guys!

C'mon man! Your writers stole Ian Fleming's ideas!

Did it take a handsome agent like me to make this statement obvious?

Austin Powers:

I make people laugh! I make girls moan!

What does the Bond say? I really don't know!

Stick your Aston Martin car keys straight up your Q Branch!

Because I'm that one horny agent that makes women lose their pants!

James Bond:

Tomorrow never dies, my friend that's why you die today!

And don't start telling me you'll live to entertain another day!

I've had enough sick jokes for one day! Go watch porn for your eyes only!

This is the 007 man leaving this stripper spy all lonely!

Goodnight!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES *gun shots* OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? James Bond Austin Powers