User blog:Dragonsblood23/Dragonsblood23 VS Brandon Service DF (The Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One)

Alright what's up everyone it's the battle nobody wanted, Dragonsblood23 VS Brandon Service DF, Thanks to Jella for the cover, Wonder for the oppurtunity, TK for the titlecards, and YOU for reading and voting. Also here's the THE BEAT!

The Battle


VS



BEGIN!

Dragon:
Ahhhhhhhhhh Yeah! Today’s fight is gonna leave the audience ravel

Of The Connection between The DRB MC and a foe with only 3 battles

Heated up some Fish Stick’s STRATEGY freshly served by this rap chef

As your Brand’s out of Service, Reviews for you go straight from a D to an F

While you’re posting blank blogs about some Vague Stream of Consciousness

I collab with MERB and ERBP while cleaning Meatholl’s mess

So in this little deathmatch of our between this Dragon and a small goldfish

Is that from Wiki Kombats to Fanfics, you’ll leave this fight unfinished

Brandon:
With the Canuck amuck, it’s time for another dose of getting rekt round one!

Even a serpent can get lost in the endless ocean of cliché fish pun!

You got a bigger battle bulk? I know, just check these crimson earlobes

Tried researching your backlog; Dragon's bloodied my headphones!

Must've spilled over to your verse, 'cause all you have on me is red links

With how loud you crank the beats, bet you haven't heard what everyone thinks

"Your source is infinite, and your style is subpar"

but, no, pretend to be the big man, with that compensating avatar!

Dragon:
You wanna talk about dicks? I suggest you take A Deep Look in the mirror

Because you’ll see the one true thing that you would really fear

Nothing in Particular dude, no need to hate me like Orange Jews

But maybe next time, have Kung just do all the rapping for you

Brandon:
No thanks, I'll be taking out the other half of BranFu in round two

Been preparing that verse; I've known I'm moving on since I saw you!

So why don't you make yourself useful, and make another convoluted connection

and bring your stuttering, muttering mouth to this erection!

WHO WON

YOU DECIDE 

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