User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles Pokemon vs History: Your Boy Guzma vs Robbie Rotten

I had this idea late last night, so I'm tacking this on as an off-season for Pokemon vs History as I try to actually write my finale.

Either way, for those of you who don't understand the connection, it's literally just "leaders of teams whose goons are idiots." We Are Number One was the only song that gave it this connection. But whatever. Leggo.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

ANOTHER SPINOFF

YOUR BOY GUZMA

VERSUS

ROBBIE ROTTEN

BEGIN

Battle
Your Boy Guzma:

Yo, bro, it’s your boy, and his name is GUZMA

‘Bout to spit some hard disses like a Rap-apalooza

Add ya skull to my collection, ya nothin’ more than a grunt

I’ll catch ya skill in a net, so stop all those stunts

My mixtape spits poison like the pokemon I use

You got stopped by a dude in dark blue shoes

My team got disbanded, yeah, but I’ve already won

It’s true, because your boy Guzma’s truly number one!

Robbie Rotten:

I see that I’ll have to teach you how to be a villain

As you can plainly see, these are raps that I’m killing

What is even your goal, you never do anything

You took over a town, and then did absolutely nothing

So here’s something, from me, the Master of Disguise

I suggest you hide your face when I net you a surprise

Now your team has gone rotten, and it’s not from a disease

Cause you wish you had more popularity than me, as a meme

Your Boy Guzma:

Back on the track, those disses be wack

Those rhymes so wild, it’s like yo’ feeding me crap

Go to Po Town, then Slow down, get ready for my gold crown

When I win this rap tellin’ ya that your team has bigger clowns

It’s time for LazyTown to close, the results are in,

It’s 0 to 1, Cancer has the win

Robbie:

Now that was uncalled for, you egotistical jerk

It seems to me your anger is your only true perk

Now let me teach you a lesson in bringing you pain

You only strive to be the best, you should actually train

Now let me rest, Mr. Guzma, enjoy life as you wish

And don’t serve up your goons as an appetizer for the protagonist

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC… RAP… BATTLES…

POKEMON VS HISTORY

poll
Who done did a win? Your Boy Guzma Robbie Rotten