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May 28, 2017

FIDGET SPINNERS BANNED

Teachers everywhere rejoice.

Teachers have requested that fidget spinners

be banned everywhere. Now it has come true by

a decision in the court.

The new law states that no one shall possess

a fidget spinner. If they do, they serve a mandatory

sentence of 35 years in prison and pay a fine of

$5,000,000.

Teachers everywhere are excited about the fact

that fidget spinners are now banned everywhere.