User blog:MrAwesome300/Scrooge McDuck vs. Mr. Krabs. Epic Fan Battles of History 11

Welcome to season 2 of Epic Fan Battles of History. Lately, I've been doing Terrible Rap Battles and ERB of Food, but I'm focusing mainly on this and ERB of Food now. Today, two of the greediest cartoon characters, Eugene Krabs from SpongeBob and Scrooge McDuck from DuckTales, go face to face in today's battle.

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY

SCROOGE MCDUCK

VERSUS!

EUGENE KRABS!

BEGIN!

Mr. Krabs
You're an Irish duck with no luck with money, cash, and bucks!

Even SpongeBob has to admit that your crappy cartoon sucks!

Huey, Dewie and Louie going on strange and surreal journeys?

I'd be more pleased if Patrick faced Launchpad in the world's dumbest tourney!

These claws aren't just for attracting mates, and I've got quite a few!

You'll lose, and your money will go straight down the loo!

Scrooge McDuck
Welcome to the Disney Afternoon! I'll win this battle soon!

Your show's as bland as a Winnie the Pooh cartoon!

You're the Plankton of this battle, stealing my formula for rhymes!

Like the Beagle Boys, you can't even earn a dime!

I'm as stealthy as Darkwing, you're just old and krusty!

My legacy lives; your new episodes are amateur and rusty!

Mr. Krabs
Don't mess with this undersea navy vet!

You've gone quackers! Have you given up yet?

I'll poison your reputation with one undercooked patty!

Really: My own employees vs. your team of laddies? This is no robot, this is the undersea OG!

You're done! Rockerduck and Glomgold both agree!

Scrooge McDuck
There's a reason my name is Scrooge, you folks make me furious!

You can't decide between landlubbers or Bikini Bottoms, bicurious!

Your girl Pearl's whines will make me as annoyed as Squidward!

Quackmore, send this crab to an asylum! He's absurd!

Tales will Spin when I win this battle, Eugene!

You're the worst excuse for a character I've ever seen!

Who won? Mr. Krabs Scrooge McDuck