User blog:ERBofSmoshery/Joeaikman vs ERBofSmoshery - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament: Round One



Alright, let's start this off with a bang

Welcome to the first battle of the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament! Today, we have two Brits, Joeaikman and ERBofSmoshery, who are battling it out to see who can advance to the second round

Thanks to TK for the title cards and to Jella for the cover



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ERBofSmoshery:
Take a blathering, babbling DramaAlert and this bastard's the Wiki equivalent!

Dissing with Ice and Fire on this blustering singer of discrepant, dissident dissonance!

You're insignificant! It's a predicament, 'cause this participant's passing is imminent

Insolent irritants stepping to me? You're crossing the borderlines, ignorant immigrant!

I'm a lyrical miracle, thicker than this GEICO Caveman who's standing before me!

Can even kickflip sick shit after death, so you better forfeit like you tried last tourney!

But you won't ever survive this, why? My verbal connection brings yours to its knees

And it's diagnosed, Aspergers is nothing, it's this faux foe that's the real disease!

Joeaikman:
A tourney Brexit is Coming, and Brits bash Bryants for breakfast

Better beef up, Boy, ain’t no avoiding being beaten by a leftist

Whilst you were Coming Soon in Collabs I cameo in countless pieces

The king and guesting genius that everybody wants to be seen with

You’re a dropout! Said bye guys then came back with a new account

Probably embarrassed that your true identity had already skated out

There’s no Prison Breaking this, I already made your battles better

Send Hated Wikians to the dead like I am a primo revenge getter

ERBofSmoshery:
Hated Wikian? Rich from the guy who's got Five Stars with the Admins and Crats!

Spent 6 months trying to find some friends, and the next 28 getting banned from chat!

This common communist comments to commence a command over Wiki communities

But isn't fit to fit in this Game of Thrones, he's a substitute stepping up foolishly!

Joeaikman:
You best Note this shit down, no Fictional wins in the past

Can save your black ass from getting first class harassed

Your blunt Raps Smash, but you just stole it all from Flats

Five Star bars leave a Jafaican Walking Straight Outta Chat

Will the running poll jokes return?