User blog:MetalFire/Bagpipes vs Kilt Happy birthday Barry!!

This battle is for my good friend Barry, It's his birthday in his Timezone so have a good one <33

Kilt:
I'm a fabulous piece of clothing that all the Scotts need

Alll yee are is a useless bag of dicks that make ears bleed

I'm the symbol of Scotland all you are is music trashhhhh

Fuck yeer laddys and my fab flow is going to make you crash

Bagpipes:
Wow mate those disses were softer then your fabric

You're just a bigger skirt and you took away barrys manhood, ya dick

I spawn majestic music notes and you just make laddys vulnerable

Just ask me mate Golf Club I'm piratically invincible

Golf Club:
Actually I'mma lyrically hit you fgts harder then Golf Balls

I'm a culture icon in these parts, So I'm standing pretty tall

I actually contribute to the world of sports society

Even William Wallace wouldn't tolerate you and he lovess me

Barry:
Salutations now it's time for the true Scott to enter

William Wallace:
Fuck no mate I'm the true scott and I'll be your destroyer

Barry:
I'm a kickass admin and everyone loves my sexy accent

William Wallace:
You're just an awkward nerd who's obsessed with Shulk, I'll make you descent

Barry:
You winning is like you have a dick And everyone wants mine

William Wallace:
Fuck yee Laddy and when your computer acts up, all you do is whine

Barry:
All you are is Mel Gibsons mistake and I'll kick yee arse in a ditch

William Wallace:
You did worse then that Yankee and just go back to being Nights bitch!


 * Barry blocks William Wallace*

Barry: HA

Who Won?? Bagpipes Kilt Golf Club Barry William Wallace Groot Barry's penis A Taco Mel Gibson