User blog:Awesomesix/Selttab Par Emosewa: Shrek vs Godzilla

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Battle
AWESOME RIPE BATTLEZ OF SWAMPSTOREH!

SHREK!

VERSUS!

GODZILLLAH!

BEGIN!

Godzilla:

ROAR! ROAR!

GRAAAAH!

EUUURGH! ROAR!

BLAAAARGH!

ROARR!

YARAGH!

ROAR! ROUAGH!

YARGH! ROAR!

Shrek:

Get out of my swamp, it’s not ogre til its ogre,

I had four movies that I didn’t blow loads ogre,

I’ve got layers like an onion, that’s an ogre,

When I’m not drunk, lad, I’m sogre,

I’m love; I’m what gets women to come ogre,

Get you nice tail and make her bend ogre,

You’re Godzilla, you’re tall, your time is ogre,

I’ll stomp your with the feet your height is ogre!

Godzilla:

ROAR! ROUAHGH!

ROAAARUGH!

ROAAAAAARGH!

RAGH! ROAR! ROAR!

Shrek:

Go to your cave, I’ll invite myself ogre,

Give you life and love 20 times ogre,

Use my big thick dick to spread ogre around,

Have no fear, Zilla. It’s all Ogre now.

William Wallace:

Yar! I’m Wallace, my flow is flawless,

You smell like shite out the arse if I’m honest,

Ye ripped me accent, I’ll tee you into me haggis and beer,

And sprinkle you in Barry in the name of roasted shit out mah rear,

Stop banging children, and go back to Fiona,

Don’t come to my house and tell me what’s ogre,

You’re a unfit fat fuck, fickin’ insides up like burnt gravy,

After this, I don’t think you’ll be groovy, baby!

Blackbeard:

Yargh be me catchphrase, stop stealing me act,

Or I’ll fuck you with me own sword in 3 seconds flat,

I ride the Queen, but in the night, she be ridin’ on me Longshank,

I’ll hook-line-sinker this ogre stinker and make it walk the plank.

Shiek:

What the hell is even happening? I can't even tell,

This battle's worse than Shrek 3 mixed with and egg salad smell,

I guess I'm here cause my name, now I'm gone.

So long.

Shulk:

My name is spelled like Shiek, which is spelled like Shrek,

So I'm here cause that, it's about time that I left.

Donkey:

Man, what the hell is going on in here?

You can’t have a rap battle without Eddie Murphy, do I make it clear?

I’m a black jackass, and I can fit the act,

Someone shoulda gave Mr. Wallace the axe,

Trust me, all Shrek does is fap,

To Blackbeard’s short pocketknife, or some crap,

I didn’t have time to write notes for this shit,

Barry, take it away on the bagpipes!

Loygansono55:

CW ate them.

Captain Warrior:

Plz.

DOCTOR WHO WON?

DOCTOR WHO'S NEXT?

DOCTOR WHO DECIDE!

DOCTOR WHO BATTLES OF DOCTOR WHO!

Doctor Who The Doctor Shrek Godzilla William Wallace Blackbeard Shiek Shulk Loyg CW The sheer lack of bagpipes