User blog:JKGame/Ricky vs Minty: My Little Rap Battles Belated Christmas Special

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope all of you are-

Wait, Christmas is over? Oh...

Actually, screw it! I'm going to make like a shopping mall and act like Christmas isn't over until freakin' January!

And how shall we celebrate? With a rap battle involving two characters from awful Christmas specials...

Oh no.

"Main protagonist of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, Ricky, and major character of MLP G3 and star of her own Christmas special, Minty, battle each other to see which stars of terrible Christmas specials is not as bad."

Battle
MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!

RICKY!

VS!

MINTY!!!

BEGIN!

Ricky:
Trying to beat a Rapsittie Street Kid? You gotta be kidding

Look at Me! I'm perfect while you're always messing up and tripping!

You have a bigger obsession with socks than Smithy with his sandwiches

So bad Lauren Faust decided to leave you out in the next generation!

I've got the voices of Belle and Luke Skywalker in my Christmas movie

While all you've got is one of the Kanker sisters from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy!

Watch as I shatter this pony to pieces like she was a candy cane

And for Christmas, you're gonna need to wish for an actual functioning brain!

Minty:
Oh, sorry. Were you just rapping?

'Cause for a second, I thought I was just hearing your grandma talking.

Tried to impress a girl with a teddy bear? No wonder she rejected you

And looking at your animation, I swear I've seen better in ReBoot!

See, my rhymes are fresh and Minty, just like my name suggests

You're just a poor kid whose special should've just been left forgotten

I'd rather watch The Christmas Tree than your computer-generated mess

I've got real friends! You just have a spoiled brat and a fat misogynist!

Ricky:
Man, you call my animation bad, but it's not like yours are any better!

I may Believe in Santa, but I certainly don't believe that you'll be the winner!

Plus, what is it with you and your friends' dialogue always being so slow?

Rhymes so great, you can say I got them at the mall!

Minty:
Well, your bars seem to be cheap. And like Nicole said, cheap isn't cool!

I was a klutzy, lovable pony before Derpy herself made it cool!

A special awful enough to be shown only once? That takes some real talent!

Your victory's like your Easter special, 'cause it's never going to happen!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

MY LITTLE-


 * SHUT THAT DOOR!*

-RAP BATTLES!!!

Poll
Who won? Ricky Minty