User:Patts9009

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- Patts9009

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About Me=

Well, I don't know what to really write here, but I'll just say that... I have Multiple Personality Disorder, and it usually comes out in some of my writings. Especially my Dis Raps for Hires.

If you want to get to know me a little better, I'm a male and 15. Before I go any further. I want to say, I have a girlfriend. We've been on and off for 4 years, but it's official now.

Quotes= "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

- Brody (Jaws)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

- Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)

"My momma always said, Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

- Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)

"Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does.""

- Michael Humphreys (Forrest Gump)

"We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. But when we say this, we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun, or that death could arrive this same afternoon - this afternoon which is so certain, and which has every hour filled in advance."

- Todd Waggner (Final Destination)

"In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes."

- William Bludworth (Final Destination)

"Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!"

- Billy (Scream)

"Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something."

- Ghostface (Scream)

"It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

- Norman Bates (Psycho)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

- Vito Corleone (The GodFather)

"Go ahead, make my day."

- Harry Callahan (Sudden Impact)

"I'm the king of the world!"

- Jack Dawson (Titanic)

"Rosebud."

- Charles Foster Kane (Citizen Kane)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

- Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)

"I'll be back."

- The Terminator (The Terminator)

"I see dead people."

- Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense)

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

- Tony Montana (Scarface)

"Oh hai Mark"

- Johnny (The Room)

Dis Raps For Hire=


 * 1) Season 1
 * 2) Whiskerfishy
 * 3) StWeavile6
 * 4) Laboratory Tuxedo
 * 5) Four4
 * 6) AwesomeGamer
 * 7) Tbone
 * 8) Ms. Greene
 * 9) Max
 * 10) Konnor
 * 11) Season 2
 * 12) Cody
 * 13) Devilishmind of fun
 * 14) Tbone II
 * 15) ParoThese
 * 16) Shamar, Rashee, and Chris
 * 17) Konnor II

Tournaments= =Brunswikian Tourney=
 * 1) Usain Bolt vs Slender Man
 * 2) The Doctor vs Slender Man
 * 3) Slender Man vs Scout
 * 4) Slender Man vs FDR

=Pixelated Tourney= =Video Game Tourney= =Doomsday Tourney= =Movie/TV Show Protag Tourney=
 * 1) Phoenix Wright vs Lara Croft
 * 2) Phoenix Wright vs Hank Hill

My "EPBoH" Rap Battles= =Season 1=
 * 1) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 2) Mark Twain vs Jack London
 * 3) Norman Bates vs Hannibal Lecter
 * 4) Dick Clark vs Ed Sullivan
 * 5) Muhammad Ali vs Rocky Balboa
 * 6) Mister Ed vs Applejack
 * 7) Liam Neeson vs Leonardo DiCaprio
 * 8) Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali
 * 9) Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles
 * 10) Penn and Teller vs Siegfried and Roy
 * 11) Robin Hood vs William Tell
 * 12) PaRappa the Rapper vs Drake
 * 13) Phoenix Wright vs Atticus Finch
 * 14) Sadako Yamamura vs Kayako Saeki
 * 15) The Finale

=Off Season=
 * 1) Roald Dahl vs JK Rowlings

Some Works=
 * 1) Poem for Abby-kins
 * 2) Diary
 * 3) Troll Battles I
 * 4) Troll Battles II
 * 5) Breakup Song
 * 6) Some poem
 * 7) Epic Rap Battles Of Little Shit Thing

Wiki Whodunnit=
 * 1) Wiki Whodunnit Episode 2

User Battles=
 * 1) Lost battle: RapBattleFanatic vs Patts9009
 * 2) RespectthePixel35 vs Patts9009
 * 3) Patts9009 vs 723tbone
 * 4) Patts9009 vs LakuitaBro01

Epic Rap Battles of Pony-try=
 * 1) Discord vs Princess Luna
 * 2) Doctor Whooves vs Trixie Lulamoon