User blog:Heijmans66/Notch VS Gabe Newell

Hi! My fifth rap battle features game designers Notch and Gabe Newell.

I hope you enjoy it! Feel free to leave a comment!

Notch

VS

Gabe Newell

BEGIN!

 Notch:



 Im the living legend of the man who became rich thanks to one game

 You add a 2 to every game, cant you think of an original name?

 I will use my powerglove to shoot you down.

 Youre the king of games? Ha! Show me your crown

 Tell me Gabe whats wrong with the number 3?

 Give your fans what they want and get back to your PC



 Gabe Newell:



 The father of games is ready to beat this Swedish punk

 The only way gamers enjoy your game is when theyre playing it drunk

 You better watch out Notch, im programming some power rhymes

 And when im done i will make you live a Half Life

 I will beat you up and leave you Left for Dead on the street

<p class="MsoPlainText"> Im sorry Markus but im afraid its your Day of Defeat

<p class="MsoPlainText"> Im ready, for your Counter-Strike rap attack

<p class="MsoPlainText"> Once players mod your game they will never ever go back

<p class="MsoPlainText"> Your game should be called diamond quest, if you know what i mean

<p class="MsoPlainText"> Man, this battle was good for me, i had to blow of some Steam

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<p class="MsoPlainText"> Scott Cawthon:

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<p class="MsoPlainText"> This battle isnt over yet, get ready for another night

<p class="MsoPlainText"> I created a horror game that will leave you all in fright

<p class="MsoPlainText"> I couldnt sleep at all i gave myself nightmares at night.

<p class="MsoPlainText"> Do you think youre ready for Freddy?

<p class="MsoPlainText"> I would say look out for bites, but you’re missing a brain already

<p class="MsoPlainText"> I used to make friendly games, but then the haters came

<p class="MsoPlainText"> But I made them flee in fear and they will never forget my name

<p class="MsoPlainText"> I build my franchise up in less than a year.

<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"CourierNew"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-ansi-language: NL;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Now excuse me, I have to make a movie and further my career.