User blog:RapperRapRapp/Vlad Dracul Vs Ed Gein

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Vlad Dracul:

It's Vlad Dracul from a far away Transylvania,

Spit like a monster, rap like an Impaler.

I had more than 2000 beheaded just in 1462,

You had under 77 years, and you only killed 2.

I'm the definition of crazy, you're just so needing

I ate people for lunch, invented breastfeeding

I killed a lot of powerful men, you killed a bartender

You don't scare, you're like my meat, sweet and tender.

If it weren't for your creations, no one would care

Go along to your corpses, and skin me an armchair

Ed Gein:

You look like a type of person who I could kill with ease,

With a 22. caliber, knife, shovel, plank or anti-freeze

I like your style, but I don't like your motivation

You did it because you were Hungary, not for salvation

I got a suit for my mother, you want to know more?

Because like my victims, you wont know what's in store

I dug graves, made masks and hung bodies on the wall like deer.

I had shrunken heads made from skin, and a reputation made from fear.

You're a typical tyrant, I'm a deranged psycho

I put the B into Buffalo Bill and Bates Motel

(Switches to a TV screen)

Dracula… Vs… Norman Bates!!!

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Dracula:

Stop right there, let the king of horror show him how it's done,

Dracula back from the coffin, to spit hot rhymes before the sun

Your mother died, you had to make that cosplay

No need for Halloween costumes, I kill you anyway

I'm a mysterious figure who always stays relevant

You're a Disney villian, I'm gonna call you Malecifent

I'm the darkest character in historical writing

I've read everything about you, not frightening.

That Jewellery thief met that very strange hotel owner

Why don't I go to your mother, tell her about your boner

Norman Bates:

You think I'm afraid of a stupid bat who's got a neck fetish

Your raps are whiter than your make up, you spritual bitch

Call me Van Helsing, because you don't know what's at stake

If you Nosferatau what I'm talking about, then take a break

I'm a demon, you're a fairy Tale From The Crypt

The Number 1 Psycho, go bite on some dick

I must admit your crimes are a lot worse than my sequel

I killed my mother and her lover, you killed some village people

You think anybody is afraid of your super scary Fright Night

Because I'm the baddest thing to happen to vampires since Twilight

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAPPERRAPRAPP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who Won? Vlad Dracul and Dracula Ed Gein and Norman Bates