User blog:Rob Tick/ERBoF S1 MIDSEASON FINALE Han Solo vs Robin Hood

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

HAN SOLO

VS

ROBIN HOOD

BEGIN

Han:

Drop you off like a mouse from an eagle

I tell you, that movie sucked more than the prequel!

Playing space chess with Chewbacca in space

Pilfer from the rich? I ain't playing no games!

We both won the girl, we both got the money,

But I'm hitting up Jabba to steal your milk and honey!

My rhymes are like my aim, totally on point,

So if you think you can beat me, you must be on joint!

Robin:

You sluggish bastard, with your yoga pants,

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'll call Little John and my Merry Men

<p style="font-weight:normal;">To intercept this kid and his hairy pet

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You've had too many martinis I bet

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I smack the fuck out of The Phony King

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Your song is a song that no one would sing

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I mean this shit just got real, it's quintessentially lit

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Get ready for a mouthful and suck my dick!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Han:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You think i care, you fucking joke

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Using words like suck, bastard, and bloke

<p style="font-weight:normal;">So before you battle me to get this yo

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Just try to go away, oh look, some snow

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Robin:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You ignorant prick, I'm getting real pissed

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'll make your fucking ass go down with a pick

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Let's just stop the battle and kill ourselves we must,

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Han:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Of course, it's not like I have real guts!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(silence)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Nick Wilde:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">NOT SO FAST!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I would kick both your assets but I'm gonna steal your money

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I was just gonna rickroll you, but now you're lucky

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm Trying Everything to beat your ass

<p style="font-weight:normal;">My rhymes are more toxic than methane gas!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Robin I have to side with Han on the issue

<p style="font-weight:normal;">That your Disney movie asked us to diss you

<p style="font-weight:normal;">And Han, your raps weren't clever or funny

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Now go Motherfucker, off to play gin rummy!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">WHO HATH WON?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">WHO IS THE NEXT?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">YOU SHALL DECIDE!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!!!!