Talk:Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe/@comment-24408988-20140531234240

I found some snippets of the verses guys

Poe's 1st verse snippet:

I come strapped, dressed uniquely like Mick Jagger

Walk through the Overlook Hall and kick you in the goddamn bladder

Ain't no rodent on my shoulder, ain't no blood in my ear

I'm the king of horror, the one everybody fucking fears

You verse me? Please, I'm the Eminem of horror

Your books are just a bunch of bullshit blood and gore

King's 1st verse snippet:

I'm a busy man, Oscar Wilde, so I'll make this quick

Even Lil' Wayne makes better rhymes than you did

My stories are criticized, yeah, well yours just suck dick

I read Tell Tale Heart and almost stabbed myself in the clit

I write the scariest, spookiest, horror novels so show respect

Or get your ass sent back to your crappy apartment complex

Poe's 2nd verse snippet:

40 years and many stories, how are you gonna stop it?

The Shining and It were so bad, they made me vomit

I'm a story-writing legend, who's so badass-dressed

You're a wannabe Stephen Hawking, but without ALS

King's 2nd verse snippet:

I'm the real king of horror, give Goosebumps like R.L. Stine

Raps like my books, I've got a devilish (mind)

Take your fucking red bowtie and go home

Tell Massachusetts that you just got Edgar Allan Pwned