Talk:Batman vs Sherlock Holmes/@comment-46.185.204.80-20121126143109

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! SHERLOCK HOLMES! VERSUS! BATMAN! BEGIN!

Batman: Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets While you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteries Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman!

Sherlock Holmes: I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Holmes explain

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock Holmes: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">I deduce this douce stain as Bruce Wayne

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">The billionaire?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock Holmes: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of hours <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">To afford the toys his needs

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Since he has no superpowers!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock Holmes: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">You want to battle, bat? Bring it then

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">I heard he has a British butler

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock Holmes: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">My sidekick's a doctor

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Because his flows are so ill!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Batman: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat it <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">My sidekick only comes around

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Robin: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">When he's needed! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Boy wonder make a wonder how your ass got killed <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Quite harder than those houses down in Baskerville <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">I'll bust you with that ?? whack rap repellant <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Repel this ???? villain ???? be chilling <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Gotta sing about your homegirl Irene Adler <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">To come back to my nest, ???? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Holy Conan Doyle, let's get 'em! Aw god damn!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Batman: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">You're not smart, you're selfish, you indate through everyone's life <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Why don't you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">This mustn't register on an emotional level... <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">First, exploit childhood tragedy...then gesture with pipe... <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Watson finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Conclude with killer catchphrase.... <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with hate!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Holmes, you've cracked the case!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock Holmes: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">You're a bat shit crazy basket case!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dr. Watson: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Bloody good rhymes!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Sherlock Holmes: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">I've got tons! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">WHO WON? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">WHO'S NEXT? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">YOU DECIDE!? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">EPIC! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">NANANANANANANANA! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:17px;">RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!