User blog:RubenKings/Star lord vs Han Solo - Rap Battle

ALL STAR DEATH SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Star Lord!

vs

HAN SOLO!

begin!

Solo I come strapped with slick rhymes and my DL-44 Blaster. We can Scrap, I'm no Darth, but I could be your father. Why I am I wasting my time with you, you're nothing but a bother! Lookie, I've got a Wookie, you Pompous Bitch You're just a hipster who only listens to 70's hits. Gamora is green because she's sick of your Shit! They call me Han Solo! You a bozo! Bitch, you don't know! I've got the best flows! Solo and Chewy make the best duo! You can't defeat me, I'm gonna kick your ass with my boots! If you think you have a chance of beating me, you might be smoking some Groot!

Starlord:

Let's Dance, Hans! I'd have a lot more fun hanging out with the Fonz! you might want to alderrun away from this fight! your ass was frozen into a block of carbonite My boy Drax gonna destroy Leia's Buns Tonight! I've got a sick ass jacket, you've probably got a $20 vest my rhymes hit ya like a lightsaber burning through your chest! you practically hitchhiked your way through the Galaxy couldn't raise a child correctly, so full of pain and agony! Damn that one hurt did it? Just another casualty!

Solo:

I may have been frozen, but I've got no chill. You're not one to talk about Fathers, Quill. What did your dad's tumor do to your mother? I dunno Killed? I won the Falcon in a bet. I've got gambling skills! Make like Drax and turn invisible! You can't step up to me, see I'm the most lyrical! I'm the galaxy's most wanted smuggler slash criminal!

Starlord:

I'm gonna leave you whipped, Indiana Jones. I think you're worse than attack of the clones! Actually, you're more of a menace to me, get owned! your rhymes are like a stormtrooper, why are you Shooting Blanks? Rocket will sell your ship for scraps, we are making that bank! We're the kings of box office success, your series has begun to tank! I'm ending this battle, get out of your ship and press Eject! Your rapping is far worse than Star Wars Kinect!

Who Won!

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Who Won? Han Solo Star-Lord