Albert Einstein

"Albert E equals MC squared!"

- Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein battled Stephen Hawking in Epic Rap Battles of History 7. He was played by Zach Sherwin.

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Albert Einstein (March 14, 1889 – April 18, 1955) was a German born theoretical physicist, who developed the theory of General Relativity, which is E=MC2. He is often regarded as the Father of Modern Physics and received the Nobel Peace Prize in Physics in 1921. He and some fellow scientists warned America that the Germans were building an atomic bomb. This letter is believed to be the stimulus that got the US involved in nuclear weapons.

ERBoH Bio


Hello there. I'm a theoretical physicist from Germany. I created the the theory of general relativity that unifies the ideas of gravity. I also created the idea of "spacetime," which combines space and time and might actually prove time travel is possible. I know, I know, science can get a little boring, which is why I'm also crazy eccentric. Just look at my hair, it's wild because I never combed it. I also hated wearing socks, loved playing the violin and married my cousin! Probably, my best known equation is E=MC2. It means Energy equals Mass times the Speed of Light (300,000,000 meters per second) squared. Dumbed down, it means anything that’s a "thing" can be turned into energy. Unfortunately, that led to the discovery of the atom bomb, which totally sucked. I hate it when science is used by boring, awful people. Like I always said, "Imagination is more important than knowledge." Suck on that nerds.

Verse 1:
When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown

So take a seat, Steve. Oop, I see you brought your own

What's with your voice? I can't frickin tell

You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell

I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford

All your fans with be like: "Um, that was Hawk-ward"

I'm as dope as two rappers. You better be scared

Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!

Verse 2:
I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on, if you could stand!

I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand!

You can't destroy matter or me, for serious!

Ripping holes in you bigger than the holes in your black hole theory was!

Trivia

 * He is the only rapper to start one of his verses before their opponent could finish. In this case, he started rapping before Stephen Hawking could finish his first verse.
 * He is the fifth rapper to be mentioned in a battle after he appears.
 * Einstein is the third German rapper to appear in the series. The first two were Hitler and Beethoven.