User blog comment:Cacola/Weird Al Yankovic VS Scout/@comment-9970593-20130415213310

(Scout hits Al with the baseball bat, killing him)

Announcer: Is there anyone out there who can finish this battle? Anyone?

Kermit the Frog: I can

Hey-yo! I'm Kermit, it ain't easy being green

But this tween will get held behind the screen of winning

Portal? I'll break into Aperture Laboratories

Grab a gun, come back, and shoot out your arteries

You strut around with a bat in your hand, like Babe Ruth

Like Hershey told Polka Boy, you're nuttier than a Baby Ruth

Miss Piggy kicks ass with karate, I kill with verbal pain

I'm a frog, hopping on your head cause rapping is my game

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!

In case you didn't know, I finished for BTTF