User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Daft Punk vs. The Blues Brothers

Jake and Elwood Blues face off with French electronic musicians Daft Punk to determine who is the better musical duo. Who wins? You decide!

Blues Brothers:

From Calumet City, it’s Jake and Elwood Blues

When we win this fight, it’ll make the front page news

We make toe-tapping gold, you guys make electronic crap

Halloween ended a while ago, you costume wearing saps

Why do you wear those helmets anyway, too scared to show your faces?

We’ll pull them off of your heads, and leave you needing braces

Shake Your Tail Feathers, and get on outta here

We’re Soul Men, and you’re robot impersonating queers



Daft Punk:

It’s Guy-Manuel and Thomas, the number one French music duo

Our skills are the best in the musical genre of techno

Compared to ours, your music hardly gets people movin’

While our work makes people sweat while they’re groovin’

<p class="MsoNormal">We may wear costumes, but at least we actually exist

<p class="MsoNormal">You two are made-up characters, suck on that diss

<p class="MsoNormal">We have Grammy awards, what honors do you guys have?

<p class="MsoNormal">You call yourselves brothers, but you don’t have the same mom and dad

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<p class="MsoNormal">Blues Brothers:

<p class="MsoNormal">Everybody Needs Somebody to Love, except for you two

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause ear-bleeding musicians is something the ladies never want to screw

<p class="MsoNormal">For your crimes against music, the State Police will arrest you with its squad

<p class="MsoNormal">We’re about to take the win, cause we’re on a mission from God

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Daft Punk: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ve done our Homework on you two, and you’ll never Get Lucky

<p class="MsoNormal">Nobody wants to give you any lovin’, you shade-wearing dummies

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ll beat you One More Time, but it won’t take us any longer

<p class="MsoNormal">You can never defeat us, cause we’re Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

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Who won? Daft Punk The Blues Brothers