User blog:AttackEyebrows12/AttackEyebrows12 vs Fametown - The Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

Let's get this party started bitches. Attack Eyebrows vs Fametown. First Round of the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament. Thanks to Wonder for doing and hosting stuff, Jella for the cover, and TK for the title cards. vote in comments biches

Battle time!
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQhz6YMwPg (starts at 0:30) (Fame didn't use the beat but I felt that it still flowed pretty well, so why the fuck not)



VS! BEGIN!

AttackEyebrows12:

Here’s a theory crazier than the Illuminati: You’ll win against me like the the Doctor to the Rani

This’ll be your first and last time in the tourney, so I’d advise you to retreat to your own Wiki

Immediately, you’ll see me naturally be the victor, a win on the Richter scale

I’ll be your evictor; I’ve fought across the Whoniverse with just a scratch to my fingernail

Your Fame comes from excessive Hurt/Heals, and now you’re hardly around town

I’ll end you like I ended Ruth vs Armstrong, but this verse’s twice as brutal a knockdown

Stir up as much Total Drama as you can, MC skills Lean, but I’ll take the early lead

This isn’t the season finale, there’s only one ending, and the win will be taken by me with speed

Fametown:

You claim you're a student, so let me teach you a lesson

If you wanna be a rapper, you gotta have better fashion

Drop that whack Xbox Live generated gamertag

A man who claims he's from Dr. Who's world should not be makin' raps

How do you even consider yourself an MC? Your first battle was a fraud!

You call yourself Han, but it looks like I had the better first shot!

During your Attack, I browsed 12 different sites 'cause I got bored

I just hurt this fool and healed myself! Stay out my town, you fame whore!

AttackEyebrows12:

What the Deuce was that? That was like your favourite album: nothing short of a tragedy

That was worse than your non-rhyming preparation, so I don’t think you should be so cocky

You're embarrassed of getting rejected on Reddit, and here you’re gonna fail even harder

You were unfortunate to face me, now all you can do is hope next time you’ll be luckier.

Fametown:

We used reddit to communicate but you used it against me?

You found a post that I deleted but that doesn't offend me

Because of course a role-playing, fanfiction-writing dweeb

Would swing a low-blow when he's scared of being beat!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT!

insert joke here fun funny poll pole go vote in the comments you fuks