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Hello, everyone. And welcome to CyGIR Rap Battles!

Enjoy!

(Last week's hints explained: "Why, I oughtta go get a coke and some bacon!" Simple. "Why, I ougtta!" is one of the Stooges most iconic catchphrases, and coke and bacon is a combination heavily associated with Eddsworld.)

Beat: First Step

Battle=

The Three Stooges
(Larry is light grey, Curly is grey, Moe is dark grey )

(starts at 0:)

Okay, guys. Any minute now, our opponents are gonna arrive

Who are they? Only Monty Python are worthy enough to even try

Wait, there’s a Jehova’s Witness knocking at the door! Just ignore em ya, Knucklehead!

We were waiting for our British equals, and you’re not them! You want a scuffle, Edd?

What a fall from grace! These are New Grounds! We hit Rock Bottom!

Whatsa matter wit’ you? Like your Kickstarter promises, your Legacy’s been forgotten!

Ok, Curly. Dress up as a girl and distract the dumb one. Ooh! Which one, Moe?

The ginger one. Soitenly! I oughtta have been more specific, though

Eddsworld
(Edd is green, Tom is blue, Matt is purple )

(starts at )

Oh, hello, beautiful! Can I buy you a drink? What’s your name?

Matt, that’s not a girl. Are you sure? Yes! Oh, that’s a shame...

Aaaanyway...We came here to set the record straight!

So let the superior comic trio get all up in your Space!

Your raps are more wooden than your actoring! *knock* You said it, Shoe!

Wait, these aren’t Laurel and Hardy! I’ve been Booby Duped!

We’re bacon you with disses like Breakfast! Charlie Chaplin called

He says your Vaudeville act falls flat! Just like Niagara Falls!

Moe Howard
(starts at )

Why, I oughtta! You sold us shorter than spare copies of Toaster Brains!

Made your own series for nine years but still only famous for “I Like Trains”!

A wise guy, eh? This won’t be the second ‘battle’ you’ve lost! Ouch!

I’ve stopped Edd’s World from spinning, now you other boobs, spread out!

Larry Fine
Tom, you’re about to Cakebomb like a shit skit joke!

I gotta deal with this Dark Squidge. You see what I do to get paid, folks?

Just scrap your attempts at Social Justice and go back to helping those creepy puppets!

We’re legends high atop the summit while you plummet!

Horse Face
I love it!

Curly Howard
Matt, you’re so vain...uh...nothing but the Mirror gets a look!

Uhh...you don’t have a soul, ginger! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

You’re just a posh twat version of The Cat from Red Dwarf!

Well BARK BARK, bitch! Your show isn’t as good as Red Dwarf!

Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Tom
(starts at )

Holy Crappy Comedians on a Crash Course! They’re Comedians? Pfft,Hardly

Since these jackASDF’s style was funnier written by The HUGGING Farrelys.

Things will NOT be Fine! Cause Tom spit’s absolutely Brilliant! Watch and learn.

Just keep your dignity intact! Or in fact, this child will receive yet another burn.

Edd
Jeez, those raps were bloody awful! And I thought I’VE seen Hell!

But when I up and split a Moses, all in all, I’m Pretty Swell!

Man, I flow just like Cola against this Dora lookin bloke!

Edd’s Mowing over Moe, and I’m ‘Moidering’ this joke!,/Span>

Matt
…….What? MATT, IT’S YOUR TURN! Uhhhhhhh...Please Stand By!

(Awkward pause as Matt scrolls through Curly’s wikipedia page)

Aha! Guys, why are we dissing this re-Torded guy? (Matt and Tom facepalm.)

I mean, he JUST came out the Har-grave, and He’s NOT looking Ridgewell.

Pffftt,these guys are just Burrito-Butt-sore! Pop goes the Weasel!

Intermission
(beat stops)

Wow, matt. Thanks for ruining our whole verse.

Indudubly! (wtf)

Now what do we do?

Don’t worry, guys. I got this. There’s only one way to win a rap battle...A vodka powered microphone launcher!

That doesn’t look very safe…

>The launcher fires a mic prematurely, that hits Curly and knocks him through the window.

Larry: Ohhhh no! Coily!

(arriving in an old fashioned automobile a man steps out…..its  SHEMP)

Shemp: Step aside Knuckle heads, I’ll handle this.

>Edd is hit by Shemps pie in relation.

This is….delicious... (passes out)

Toooooom! Who’s gonna finish the battle? We’re leader-less!

(new beat)

Do not worry Matt. What you need is some help…… (Steps out of the shadows)

From an old friend….

Wait…..who are you?

Shemp
(starts at 1:58)

I know who this guy is. He’s a communist Nor-dick!

You two, Hold that Ghost! And I’ll handle this Tord prick!

The heck, Sunshine n’ Lollipops? You stole our whole schtick!

Slapstick is our gig! Who do you think you are? A Larsson-ist?

>For twelve years straight, his whole personality’s been ‘likes guns’

High tail it! Disappear like your real life counterpart

Attack like A Jason Ripoff

Watches Hentai

Art Trouble

>ends with TAKE A SEAT!

Too many blondes

Strictly in the Groove

Crazy Knights

Strange Affair

Tord
(starts at 2:08)

AHHHHH, ZOMBEH ATTACK! Calm down dear friends, You’ll be fine

Although the fighting of these corpses IS just like old times….

But now Tord spits new rhymes! I’ll repent for all my crimes!

Then again...who needs friends when you’ve got Norse lines like mine?

May be Just a Bit Crazy? Oh BOY I’ve just started!

YOU should be the one to flee….but I love a Moving Target!

It’s Tord’s Adventure! Ruining four disgraces!

As he says Whatever! Give them REAL black faces!

Poor Shemp’s scared of puppies, water, airplanes and cars

Think what REAL fear the Red Leader gives him with these bars!

Ugh, this COULD be a Fake Shemp! I’d Spare not one of them, my friend!

Classic Stupid Tom! My Meaty lines will make his heart give out! The End!


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WHO WON? The Three Stooges Eddsworld