User blog:0ShadowStories/Link VS Sir Lancelot

''Sorry to anyone who reads these that i haven't made one in a bit. Been catching up on some stuff. Now i saw a few suggestions for this in some other threads, so here is my take. ''

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Link VS Sir Lancelot! BEGIN!

Link:

It's the Legend of Link, you can't keep up while i rhyme.

I spit so fast cause i'm the hero of time.

Oh! I'm the hero of this story and i rap so fast.

You're so old you're a link to the past.

Listen to my ocarina, in my glory you will bask.

Cause you're more ugly then Majora's Mask.

Don't even try me and my skyward sword.

I entertain millions, you just leave people bored.

You princess, i'll sail off with the wind waker.

You've lost this fight and you've met your maker!

Sir Lancelot:

This elf is as foul as any witch in Camelot.

But he'll be slain the same by the blade of Sir Lancelot!

I will drink your blood from the Holy Grail.

For you're weak and your body is frail.

Everyone mistakes you for a girl.

I'm a god among men, you're just a spec on the earth.

Disgrace to Nintendo since your birth.

Your music playing makes people want to hurl.

I slay Dragons, while you fight giant pigs.

I'm a story for real adults while you just entertain kids.

Link:

You wanna fight? You won't survive.

Enemies cower in fear when i arrive.

Listen Ghirahim, stop prancing around.

You call yourself a hero, but couldn't defend a town.

You remind me of Ganon, in a matter of perspective.

Your armor won't protect you, its not effective.

This battle was fun, but now i'm getting bored.

Gotta go, Zelda needs my 'master sword.'

Sir Lancelot:

Oh please! That girl wouldn't give you the time of day.

She has you save her then tells you to go away.

Jesus Christ, don't you understand you got rejected?

Don't bother taking shots cause they all get deflected!

Don't mess with a knight of the round table.

You need training boy, you're sword skills are unstable.

Now let this battle be done for my legend shall never die.

Or must i bring up your games on the Philips CD-I?

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WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY