Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-99.237.12.247-20130131014632/@comment-4051680-20130317165623

Carmen Sandiego vs. Waldo

Dali vs. Picasso

Lucille Ball vs. Tina Fey? Possibly?

Homestar Runner vs. Patrick Star

Scatman John vs. Eduard Khil, maybe Rick Astley

For Cousteau, if you mean the Pink Panther version, maybe Peter Sellers' version vs. Steve Martin's version.

Steve Martin vs. Martin Short, or maybe Chevy Chase

Betelgeuse vs. The Joker is all I can think of.