User blog:Sceptileisgreat14/Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin Epic rap battles of boredom

This is a rap battle that I wrote one night, because I literally had nothing better to do :P So yeah, this will probably suck, but might else well put it here for people to read :)

Anyway

Anthoney Padilla as Ash

NicePeter as Darwin

Ian Hecox as Pikachu (cameo)

The part where Pikachu raps (if you can call it that), will be shown in brackets (like so)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY

CHARLES DARWN

VS

ASH KETCHUMMMMMMM

BEGIN!

Darwin:

It's time to run Ash, before I start this science lesson

For a 10 year old against this mind is merely natural selection

I'll adapt like a lizard, fire these raps out at a rapid pace

You can't even evolve to my level, these rap skills can't be traced.

Like a Magikarp, you're flailing, stats down to -6

With a simple observation, I'll pick out your flaws with my mind, call me psychic-

because this battles already over, it's simply the survival of the fittest.

You're talent is hardly visible, it's like I'm in Unova, because there's no contest.

Ash:

What's this? An old fool challenging Ash from Pallet Town?

Novice, I'll give you a beat down, like I did to Team Rocket, so sit down-

and let me teach you how we do things in Kanto

I'll deliver killer rhymes, leaving you hypnotised like I'm Hypno

I mean it took you years to write the theory of evolution? Man you're Slowbro

I can prove it in a quick episode, just look at Metapod, or Pidgieotto

Winning battles is my talent. Naturally I'll wipe the floor with you

So come face to face with me Darwin and I'll HM01 you.

Darwin:

Face to face?, you're as small as that yellow rodent

I would hardly break a sweat seismic tossing you to the Galapagos islands

I've trumped the competition, didn't even need mega evolutuion

Now I'll blast off in my bugle, on to a real expedition.

Ash:

Expedetion? You just look at animals for hours on end

Meanwhile, I'm saving the world, facing the Gods of legend.

I've got that TM87, I mean do I even need to mention it Pikachu?

I'm a Pokemon master, while you Bee-drilling your Cousin (Pika-ew)