User blog:Rob Tick/WIKI NEWS 2 - THE WIKIENING, Grav's LOVE CHILD, and More

Warrior wanted me to do this shit.

What is up!

I'm your HOOOOOOEEEEEEE

wait shit

(DramaAlert intro)

What is up!

I'm your nigglet!

goddamn it, let's just roll

Anyway, first up Wiki War 4 has been started by this thread:  http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:915766



Recently, there was also a spammer on chat named Tropical guy. ILT comments on the matter saying this:

"Shit, I forgot my abortion record. Anyway, he looked like an avatar."

Me: "Are you talking about Avvy?"

"No, I'm talking about an anon."

Me: "That's all anons."

"Fuck." (ILT hangs up)

Anyway, in other news, Wiki President Night has been silent on the matter, saying this exclusively for us:

"I have pulled all my fat. And also my ass hurts. On the wiki, however, it's ass has been hurt to the point of civil war."

Anyway, let's change the subject to other news.

It's Warrior's one month-aversary, so yee.

In more important news, I have recently been roasted by Avvy and killed third in the H/H. That just is fucking damn. I have this to say on the matter:



I want to die.

Anyway, Doctor Autismo has gone full circle while also being featured in Wachowman's Wiki Parodies, against Segamad66.



I still want to die.

In other news, Gravidong has been scheduled to play the Donger Bowl on Sunday for the Donglanta Dongons against the New Dickland Dongliots. (Just fucking why)

Anyway, that's it. We have...

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