User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Napoleon vs. Napoleon

Napoleon Dynamite
My God. I hope you can not believe how little bitch!

When it comes to the world's leaders want to reduce it literally.

I'll be your bones Bonaparte tear away. I have to ride your horse.

Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo, Part 2!

I have a skill! You give me half Horatio Nelson.

Since you do not have Yeltsin in Russia up to now is the most ugly!

Position, you get fries me is that you Tater among dwarf tots!

You crawl back in your little shell, why not hell shell?

Napoleon Bonaparte
Dare to circumvent the problem of the Interior, you can worm your adolescence!

I'm French. You are a freak of buck teeth perm.

I spit you hard as Tina the llama.

I smack your face, lips swollen as Lafawnduh.

Graffiti, gangly freak show with some friends.

Before you toss on the mountain, like Uncle Rico of my dreams!

It is, you can see how bad the fight that bastard.

After the vote, your teammates Pedro me!

Napoleon Dynamite
Why you, why not try on a small island you hide it you freaking exile?

This leads to a parcel coaster. You, too, is not large, it is enough to ride!

Wow, you do not care, I have a lot of stupid Prussians you killed.

They are the cause of the emperor for me just lollipop guild!

Napoleon Bonaparte
Sacrebleu! You've let too WAS A sand make Germany Sewer plates!

I will push your poop shoot your moon boots straight!

You're a virgin meringue, I whip you so bad.

You are the only kind of dynamite never bang!