User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Homestar Runner Vs Strong Bad

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

HOMESTAR RUNNER!

VS.....

STRONG BAD! BEGIN!

HR
well bout time we had this battle strong bad let's do it like brutus,

when it comes to characters you are the rudest,

you think you charm the ladies but you don't you end up flat,

I'm the face of this website and that's a fact,

like the robot chicken fest it's gonna be bloody,

better bring your best rhymes buddy,

you cant's beat me,

i'm a terrific athlethe,

beat all the time so eat my dust,

you losing strong bad your plum out of luck,

SB
listen idiot i set this up for a reason,

your in so need of a beating,

i was a wrestler before heck i hit you with a chair,

and no to mention the fact your bad and don't have hair,

you my friend are a sorry act,

they only come here for me and that's that,

better run or you'l up glass and beat up and real gorey,

you better suit losing money at the inventory,

the fight is almost over and i won this time,

cause i am the one with the better,

HR
against me i'm impressed your even trying,

cause we all know your fame is dying,

your a jerk and i ain't talking jerky,

i liked you better when you played some stupid turkey,

you think that sorry strong badia is great well we can tell your lying,

Strong sad
your rap are sad cause his are rhyming,

HR
been running circles around you since this site began,

i am on top just like duran duran,

you should have better treatment to strong mad,

Strong mad
cause i wanna destroy you strong bad!,

SB
oh so you wanna use ad libs very well,

your wanna break backs i can tell,

your are foolish to steop up to strongbadman,

because i'm

Homestar talker
Making out with marzipan,

SB
that's right i went there in your face,

you break up so much with her it's a freaking discrace,

i won this battle the others would agree,

so why doesn't someone get this freaking  duck away from  me,

i will use the cheat,

make sure of your defeat,

i got some extra verses,

put you and all your lovers in hearses,

your voice is annoying and nerving,

i won this battle your victory is undeserving,

Outro
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