User blog:Wachowman/ERBoH O.J Simpson vs Tiger Woods

With the Super Bowl here, Time to release this battle which I have held for a long time now, enjoy

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

O.J SIMPSON

VS

TIGER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

BEGIN

Tiger verse 1
It's time to juice "The Juice", acquitted murderer on the loose,

that glove might not have fit, but what of your Dingo Cowboy Boots?

I've been winnin' PGA's before your shitty Hall of Fame.

Sure, my marriage failed, but let's not play the blame game!

Your draft to the Bills, can't fill the thrill,

of being "Male Athlete of the Year" 3 times in Sports ill!

I endorse General Mills, American Express and Nike,

I'm pretty sure I can outdo this jailed retiree!

O.J verse 1
At least I played a real sport, Golf takes no athletic ability,

How do people even watch it with the lake of mobility.

Football's all about strength, brains, passion and agility,

And then you cheat on 11 girls without taking responsibility.

Everyone knows I'm FORE times the man you'll ever be,

I'll soon be Tonting you with the amount of records that I achieved.

You used to be a champion, but now, you aren't even that good,

And it's always been said a Lion wouldn't cheat, but a Tiger Wood.

Tiger verse 2
Dude, you murdered your wife, don’t give me no strife,

don’t rub your records in my face, you “fumbled” that life.

It’s a turnover on downs, ‘cause I’m winning this rap.

I’m tired of “Intercepting”all your stupid NFL crap.

OJ needs to take a hint, better take a 50 yard sprint,

to work off a the lies that we all can’t forget!

I’ll make a “Bogey” out of you, I got a mean Backswing.

Screw your football rings, I mastered the Game of Kings.

O.J verse
You haven't won a PGA in years, it's time for you to retire,

You're the guy who dated 11 girls, yet you call me a liar?

You Say I don't tell the truth much, well I'll tell you the fact,

That my raps will take you down, let's say you'll get sacked!

Use some aggression in your raps, or have you gotten too soft?

You seem to be struggling more than Bob Hope was playing you in Mini Golf.

I know what happening to us, my team discussed it in a huddle,

Imma 49er mining my own business, while you're still getting in trouble!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE