Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 57/@comment-184.15.151.136-20150726212004

hi there

i'm an awc i wrote a battle

i know its not very good sorry :(Teresa:

Freud, you're a fraud, and I'm gonna leave you hurt.

Cause I spit rhymes on fire like the Albanian desert!

I've risen up, all you speak is Ungodly uneven lies.

And I can say, this battle wont win me another Nobel Peace Prize.

Don't you see my title boy? I'm called The Blessed for a reason.

Here's a soup bowl for ya, get a hint of some religion!

This Dr. Phil wannabe seems to be lacking an inch of patience.

You can't beat me, I'm backed up by my whole congregation!

Freud:

I feel bad for charity if this is as good as it gets.

A nun in a bathrobe with a marshmallow on her head.

Giving help to those in need, hot as a serving of bortsch.

And today, I plan to help The Human Indian Corpse.

The neurologists are on the move and best believe I'm part of 'em.

And today, this lady will learn the teachings of an Austrian.

I went against the nazis, fought for my land.

And I'll bet you like your, I'll bury you in your sand.

You're in the Future of an Illusion, there's nothing your building.

And the whole world and everyone in it aren't all of your children.

You got an ego as big as you group, but it doesn't matter, does it?

Because with a cigar in hand, I'll state, Freud wrecks a catholic.

Teresa:

The best at charity, but you'll get none of my sympathy.

And I must say, you're the one in need of psychotherapy.

Cause I'm blossoming on the beat like I'm a spring poppy.

And never against ask the question, who's your mommay!

I'm a pro at life, giving others the choices to have pro lifes.

And in the time of detrement I give my helping hand to pro-life.

I'm rocking this look, and I'll beat you by a country mile.

Now I must go now, may God bless your soul you poor child.

Freud:

Excuse me, but I didn't sneeze, you should stop your drama.

Cause I wouldn't take a chance against the female Dalai Lama.

Send you back to Calcutta with your camels and berries.

You have as many losses as you have TV-Mini Series!

You may have helped other in the world and in your life.

But when you're up against Freud best expect lyrical strife!

I don't care if you're a saint, herding all your cattle.

We'll call up your buddy the Vatican, see who won this battle.