User blog:LaithXRDL55/Epic XRLD Rap Battles of History OJ Pele Vs. OJ Simpson

Epic XRLD Battles of History
Pele

Vs.

OJ Simpson

Pele:
Let me start attacking and like all my opponents I'll crush your defense

You inspire Jack the ripper, while I inspire talented kids

Homer your too yellow you better start Running Back son

Baling out of this battle is harder than Bale-ing from prison

Come exploding with raps like the black Pearl Harbor

I bet they call you Orange Juice, cuz your style is so sour

Now make like that dick Maradona and go back to your drugs

While the real football legend is chillin' with 3 world cups

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OJ Simpson:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I know you're scared of being robbed of the title "Best in football history"

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">With my true football in this battle it'll be easier than a Las Vegas robbery

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Flows more expensive than your Buffalo hospital Bills

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">If the world cup's so great why did it cause all these protests

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">This pedo is getting naughtea with 17 year-old Xuxa

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You're getting played like you're some sock-covered newspapa'

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You ignored your daughter and let her rot dead

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I used to tell mine stories and put her to bed

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Pele:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Second half, and El Rei still scoring on this lyrical pitch

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Your rhymes are so foul they deserve a red card bitch

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I didn't expect your rapping to be worse than your acting career

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I just removed your chances like I removed my right kidney

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OJ Simpson:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You talked about erections just to get some money

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">My current flows faster than the electric company

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Headbutt you like Zidane then San(toss) you out

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">As Babe Ruth would say: like a hunger strike you're out

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Pele:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;line-height:115%;">Let me start attacking and like all my opponents I'll crush your defense

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele was one of the best attackers in football, so he says that OJ Simpson can't defend against his rhymes.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You inspire Jack the ripper, while I inspire talented kids

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(OJ Simpson committed numerous crimes in his time which lead him to prison, thus inspiring criminals like Jack the Ripper. Pele inspires kids when he is playing foorball.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Homer your too yellow you better start Running Back son

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Being yellow is told about a person being a coward. Homer "Simpson" is a cartoon character colored yellow. Running Back is OJ's position, hence he should be running away from this battle.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Bailing out of this battle is harder than bailing from prison

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Referencing his previous line about escaping from this battle, he is saying it will be harder to bail out than bailing out of prison, which is impossible in OJ Simpson's case. 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Come exploding with raps like the black Pearl Harbor

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele was nicknamed "The Black Pearl". So he is saying that his raps are explosive referencing the explosions on Pearl Harbor)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I bet they call you Orange Juice, cuz your style is so sour

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele says that OJ's rapping stinks. OJ was nicknamed as the Orange Juice and orange juice is sour.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Now make like that dick Maradona and go back to your drugs

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Maradona like OJ is considered an athlete who ruined the rest of his life, by committing crimes like drug trafficking.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">While the real football legend is chillin' with 3 world cups

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele is calling himself the true football legend being the only footballer to succeed in winning 3 world cups.) ''

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OJ Simpson:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I know you're scared of being robbed of the title "Best in football history"

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(OJ is saying that Pele is afraid of losing his best in football title, due to both sports being called football Simpson is saying that he'll have that title by the end of this battle.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">With my true football in this battle it'll be easier than a Las Vegas robbery

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(OJ is saying that his football is superior, then he continues on his previous line of robbing Pele from his title, comparing it to his infamous Las Vegas theft.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Flows more expensive than your Buffalo hospital Bills

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Simpson is calling his flows great, referencing his team Buffalo Bills, while also referencing Pele's visits to the hospital, which are extremely expensive.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">If the world cup's so great why did it cause all these protests

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(The hosting of the world cup in Brazil almost caused a civil war, because of the hunger spread in Brazil. So he is basically insulting the world cup.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">This pedo is getting naughtea with 17 year-old Xuxa

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele had a romantic relationship with a 17 year-old called Xuxa, which is a pedophilic act. He was rumored to have affairs with her or getting naughty. Pele used to work in a tea shop when he was young, hence being naughTEA.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You're getting played like you're some sock-covered newspapa'

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Getting played means being controlled, Pele used to played with newspapers covered with socks when he was young, because he was unable to afford a football at that time.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You ignored your daughter and let her rot dead

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(One of Pele's daughters was denied by Pele, although DNA tests proved their relation, and when she died Pele still didn't admit being her daughter.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I used to tell mine stories and put her to bed

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Despite his criminal acts OJ had a good relationship with his daughter.) ''

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Pele:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Second half, and El Rei still scoring on this lyrical pitch

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(The first half of the battle is finished. El Rei is one of Pele's nicknames meaning the king. So he is saying that he is still scoring great rhymes in this battle even after the second half.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Your rhymes are so foul they deserve a red card, bitch

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele is saying that Simpson's rhymes are disgusting. A foul is an offence in football that is bookable by a red card, which causes the player to be sent off.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I didn't expect your rapping to be worse than your acting career

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(OJ had an unsuccessful acting career in Pele's opinion, and he didn't expect Simpson's rapping to be more horrible than his acting career.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I just removed your chances like I removed my right kidney

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele removed his night kidney. So he is saying that he removed all OJ's chances in this battle.) ''

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OJ Simpson:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You talked about erections just to get some money

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Pele talked about erectile dysfunctions in a commercial to get money, which OJ finds pathetic.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">My current flows faster than the electric company

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(A current flows. OJ Simpson was a part of an NFL partnership called the electric company. So OJ is saying that his flows are faster than electricity.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Headbutt you like Zidane then San(toss) you out

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed">''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Zidane's infamous headbutt is known greatly in football. Simpson is saying that he'll toss Pele out referencing Pele's team Santos.) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:left;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">As Babe Ruth would say: like a hunger strike you're out

<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(Babe Ruth is a baseball legend. In baseball a player's out after 3 strikes, and in 2008 OJ Simpson had a hunger strike in prison, thus the word play in strike.)