Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-166.137.136.25-20160307223318

'Have you ever wondered how Arnold from the hit #90s cartoon "Hey Arnold!" got his signature football shaped head? Well, you are about to have a childhood question FIGUREMATIZED!'

'Arnold didn't always have a football shaped head you see, well...he didn't have one when he was a fetus. But what happened to him in his mother's womb that gave him a pigskin head? The answer is simple, a skydiving incident. Arnold's mother and father were skydiving in Africa, when Arnold's mother landed flat on her stomach onto a football, this caused a birth defect where Arnold inherited the properties of said football. A little African boy came up the spot where the football once was and he exclaimed: "Mama! The football is gone, the woman stole it!". The little boys mother came up to Arnold's mother and started shaking her.'

"YOU FILTHY RAT! HOW DARETH YOU STEALETH FOOTBALL?"

The shaking was so intense that the fetus Arnold slowly started to turn into ink, that's right, originally Arnold was a live-action person, but then he got turned into ink.

Worried that Arnold would be considered an outcast, his parents shipped him away to live in an animated world with his "grandparents."

But hey, that's just a theory...just kidding these are fucking facts and if you believe otherwise I don't want anything to do with you.

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