User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Epic Rap Battles of History: Arjen Robben vs Neymar

Yes, it is I. I am back, probably for good now. I thought I might upload a battle, but yes, it is soccer. Sorry people who don't like soccer. (Sorry Barry, for the sports) But yeah, it's Arjen Robben, Dutch footballer for German squad Bayern Munich, vs Neymar, Brazilian footballer, who plays for Barcelona, from Spain. Thanks to Meatholl for the Dutch, and somebody for the Portuguese, I can't remember who, comment if you want credit. Begin!

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Arjen Robben!

VS!

Neymar!!

BEGIN!

Robben-

Go back to Santos, you bitch, and take your diving board with you

How are you so tanned? You live in Messi's shadow, don't you?

I'll knock your tattoos off of your body, while I'm rated 90 on FIFA

Rhymes so cold they biting, call me Suarez, but I'm more like FUTWiz Khalifa

You're a single dad, and I feel for ya, but with all your fancy tricks

Your last girlfriend left after she was Munchen on my dick

I'm the flying Dutchman, gliding past Dani Alves

You'll be hurt for real, no acting for sure after all this

Neymar-

You are no mach for me, rapping at breakneck speeds with a broken back

The Brazilian, admiring Bernadien's Brazilian, building on my six pack

When I kick you like my curling shots, I'm telling you, you'll never land

But when I score in the club and on the pitch, you'll get booted back to the Netherlands

We'll take our two rooms full of silverware all at the Camp Nou

Change the Allianz to red with the blood of Franck, Robert and you

The quick, speedy, Barca killer will whoop your Chelsea reject ass

Agora vá, é o meio temp, para que creça algum cabelo e alguma bolas.

Robben-

Goed gedaan, je hebt een eigen taal, maar geen sterk team

While we have the strongest strikers, best mid and defence, you couldn't dream!

The blood from your ugly-ass face will make no stain on our beautiful kit

Even Pep wanted to come to us, it proves you're a massive piece of shit!

Neymar-

You'll get a sponsored boot to the face, like I'm Zlatan Ibrahimovic

You step to the speedy skiller, I'll backhand, he's just hit a bitch

I'll chop you up like Lahm, we'll knock you out like the Champions League, or

any competition you face the Blaugrana in, so, why don't you suck my Ballon d'or

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! *whistle* GOOOOOOOOOOL! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Poll
If you understand at least one of the references, then please vote.

Who Won? Neymar Arjen Robben