User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Rap Battles of Fiction Season 4 Episode 6 - Albus Dumbledore vs Miss Peregrine

 Hi dudes and dudettes! Jk, as if any actual rl girls will read this, amirite? Except Legion, I mean. Legion is totally a girl. Anyways, getting off track. Welcome to the midseason finale of Season 4.0. How long has this half season taken to finish? 15 months. That is right. More than a year to write six battles. Well done Joe. You make TK look fucking prompt. So, in a season that has featured a grand total of six rappers that are in education, it is only fitting to end with this. Albus Dumbledore vs Miss Pergrine. Leaders of special schools for those that are considered peculiar. Both guide a teenaged hero through their story, and come across as all knowing and wise, whilst also opposing enemies close to their own hearts. Maybe we will even get some guest rappers appearing to battle it out with them! Just so you know, that maybe was a hint that there definitely will be a set of guest rappers appearing to battle it out with them. Anyways, I would like to thank GravityFag for proofreading, and Legion for helping with the writing of one of the characters.

 Miss Peregrine is depicted in this colour. Albus Dumbledore is depicted in this colour. Severus Snape is depicted in this colour. Guest rapper 1 is depicted in this colour. Guest rapper 2 is depicted in this colour. Guest rapper 3 is depicted in this colour. Igor Karkaroff cameo is in this colour. Madame Maxime cameo is in this colour. Guest rapper 2’s cameo is in this colour.



Miss Peregrine
This magician is late, aren’t your kind supposed to be on time?

You like repetitive stories? Then you should loop your rhymes!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a kind and divine woman bound to a strict in-line routine,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Book your dark themes and schemes against an Ymbryne!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">The bonuses you go for are more Forbidden than your Forest!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">If you truly have passion for fashion then get Horace on your closet!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Maybe then you’d be less of a queer and Yoda like creature,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Hollow on the inside, but not like Godric on the outside, either!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Do you have the force of Aberforth? Be wordier than Percival?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Or are you fated for the Hallow of Death like Ignotus Peverell!?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re a Gaunt old man and death has surely taken you twice,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Comb through your bead, friend, and remove all the head lice!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">My lines are cold, so pack a coat, mind your children are safe,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">For if Ofsted went to Hogwarts they would surely close the place!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">You employ dark wizards and frauds, and racists and marauders,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s a wonder that dear Albus could keep any half sense of order!

Albus Dumbledore
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Let me say a few words before I begin! Ratchet! Prissy! Weak!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ve seen flyer magical creatures when talking to Fawkes or Buckbeak!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Hogwarts is a place of safety for children to learn and to grow! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">( <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">да)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your house is a constant bomb threat, let us just ask Fiona! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">(ooh la la)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Wizadry isn’t a weapon to be used lightly against common foes,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">So in this struggle with a muggle I guess I won’t blow up her home!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">But flows shouldn’t cross or a priori opponent may resurface,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">To Lord it over my friends with an entirely murderous purpose!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your series is peculiar, a picture telling of Harry’s story, but rehashed,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Except with realistic villains replaced with monsters, ghouls and ghasts,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Predictable twists and turns, an invisible spine to the team you assembled,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">But they could never rise again once you had been captured and disabled!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Would they avenge you? That’s the question that should always be displayed,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">Or would your brother prove too quick, I guess we have both been betrayed!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">We must have the ardour to go on, though for you it must be harder,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(166,77,121);white-space:pre-wrap;">For I was the one to tell Severus to do it! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Avada Kedavra!

Miss Peregrine
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">The curtains close for Albus and this greasy snake steps in! Plot twist!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Maybe call up Scamander and ask him where to find a Fantastic diss!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">I can organise rhymes in a methodical way and time them to perfection,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Whilst you’re pining for a girl who preferred a Gryffindor’s resserection!

Severus Snape
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Quiet, students! In this class I will not teach you how to swish a stick,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">But how to stick a priss bitch with the disses that I summon like this!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Now I must match to the mantle of a man that I loved and adored,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Mix dark with light to conjure up more charming lines than yours!

Professor Ozpin
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">Students, watch for a moment as I turn the clock back here in perpetuality!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">Beating bragging birds and badly behaving bitches with a taste of reality!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s a battle of deans, and I am the beacon that you both strive towards!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">The Dark Lord’s at the door, did she die because you couldn’t protect yours,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">You ran to Dumbledore, but he tasked you with slithering into his graces,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">So you maintained yourself as a xenophobic, dark magic loving racist,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">Hid the fact that you are half blood, for that would always bring you shame,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">You call yourself a Prince, but I see no blue blood pouring from your veins!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">Let’s not forget the recluse who’s defences were breached by the ghasts,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">Take a Time Turner, friend, and carry on living well within the past!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">You couldn’t protect Victor or Abe, when they escaped your clutches,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">So have Enoch reanimate your rhymes to do this battle justice!

Severus Snape
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">You cower in the shadows of your plot, whilst I’m fighting Nazis,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">So stick Qrowing to the same rhythm, with all you Ozlluminatis!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Any remnant of skill was lost when you were left reduced to cinders,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">In this tournament of rap it is Vytal that I be seen as the winner!

Miss Peregrine
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">I agree with the greasy Snivellus, how can you match with our art forms,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">When you couldn’t even match canes with an albino or Montana’s dwarf!

Charles Xavier
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Cerebro senses a disturbance in the stasis of this race’s base standards,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">When it comes to birthing you, it seems evolution took a leap backwards!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Occlumency against Dark Lords can’t stop me from seeing dark thoughts!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">They should cut the bathrooms and install more showers at Hogwarts!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">And perchance Pergerine might ponder the many plot holes in track one,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your messed up story could only worsen if I threw in Sam Jackson!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">MOTHERFUCKER! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Calm down, Logan, we verse these morons in our mind,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">So let a telepath deduce what fakery this Wizard of Oz has to hide!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">You get your accomplice of a huntress on when your phoenix rises,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">But then lament the price of life when one of your students dies! If

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Peace is the way to push for equality, then keep your mind stable

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Or your victories will be pyrrhic, bub! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">A victim of Salem’s sable!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Let the Professor roll in and demonstrate Manifest Destiny! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Having two doctorates and giving you the third degree! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Mentally refined, and I'm flawless as a chair bound mentor! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">I'll unleash an Onslaught as I shut you down like Lensherr!

Professor Ozpin
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re the king of being Grimm, Martin Luther to the monsters

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">You come back as a twin trope, I endure on through Oscar!

Severus Snape
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Twenty points from Xavier’s school for the foolish acts you don’t veto!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Whether McAvoy or Stewart, you can’t help but drool over Magneto!

John Keating
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">A wise man knows that caution should be employed when repeating

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">A verse that is the reason for us to live, see you be beaten by Keating

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">You should follow your dreams, whether that be what you are being

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">Because, when it comes to wooing women, I find our language is fleeting

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">Beauty should be seen in everything that we write, read or speak with wit

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">And beauty is not what I see when I look through the verses that you spit

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">I didn’t start any of my societies for the purpose of racial segregation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">I started them because, for me, poetry is the reason for love and inspiration

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">And when flyting I take that on board, so I will precede to stuff you quickly

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">Because I am the best! ‘Twas always thus, and always thus will be!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">So respond to my claims, but remember what it means to be a teacher,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">Because I schooled all of you in time to enjoy a quick show at the theater!

Charles Xavier
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain, O Captain, I sense that your ship is heading for the deep,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">For what kind of teacher shows their students how to act like a creep!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Betrayed by those you saw as friends, despite the many years difference!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,229,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Since kneeling when others command it seems to be your deference!

Professor Ozpin
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, if you disagree with his methods so, why not call in your rangers!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(182,215,168);white-space:pre-wrap;">For, whilst I shield RWBY and JNPR, you throw your students in danger

John Keating
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ozpin is correct in his ways, children should be allowed their experiences!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">Whilst you take away their pryde, and force rogues into seriousness!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">You and Severus expect these children to save the world over and over,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(221,126,107);white-space:pre-wrap;">All I want from mine is to see them happy and ready for their futures!

Severus Snape
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your pretentious lessons didn’t work, you surely see it and know it,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);white-space:pre-wrap;">So put a noose around your neck and make a second dead poet!

Miss Peregrine
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">Well that was a pretty petty display, but it is time for a conclusion,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">With this one single line I can make all of you into my students!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">I am confident in my abilities whether win, draw or maybe even lose!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(159,197,232);white-space:pre-wrap;">We have each said our piece, now it is up to the audience to choose!

Who won? Albus Dumbledore Miss Peregrine Professor Ozpin Charles Xavier John Keating