User blog:JakeTheManiac/Inside The User's Studio: Joeaikmen

Inside The User's Studio with JakeTheManiac

Jake: "Controversy" is a word that most people on this wiki are familiar with. Today's guest may be the very definition of it. He needs no further introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, Joeaikmen.

First question: How did you first come across this wiki?

Joe: It's so long ago XP… erm… I think I was looking for the Epic Rap Battles of History Wikipedia page. That brought me here. And I haven't looked back since!

Jake: It's always good to never look back.

Joe: Certainly would have been for Orpheus. Just a little joke for Matthew there.

Jake: Second question: Where did you come up with your username?

Joe: I didn't come up with my username, my parents did. XP

Jake: Your parents told you to use this username?… Oh, wait… that's your real name.

Joe: Yes :P

Jake: Totally forgot that was your real name. Anyway, third question: What are some of your favorite hobbies?

Joe: Reading, quizzes and.................eating. :) Oh, and rapping. And spending time with my girlfriend.

Jake: I suppose you're a very lucky man?

Joe: Since she will probably read this... of course.

Jake: ;) Fourth question: What is your favorite and least favorite ERB?

Joe: Favorite: Washington vs Wallace. Least favorite would be Thor vs Zeus.

Jake: Fifth question: Who are your three best friends on the wiki?

Joe: That's a toughie. | Bobdave, | BreZ, and whoever is currently reading this. <3

Jake: What is your favorite thing to eat?

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha…do you want the short answer or the long one?

Jake: Doesn't matter. I'm here all day till 4.

Joe: I like Toad in the Hole. Depends on the pizza.

Jake: …what now?

Joe: Idk what you're saying what to.

Jake: What on God's green earth is Toad in the Hole?

Joe: Sausage in Yorkshire pudding with gravy and the like.

Jake: Forgive me. I'm American.

Joe: A truly fatal illness.

Jake: Indeed. Some would say you have been a controversial figure on the wiki. How do you respond to that?

Joe: I admit to it in my profile. I mix a lot if feelings. I wish people would like me, but sometimes people just won't.

Jake: I like you. You're a pretty cool guy.

Joe: Thanks. :P I bet you say that to all the guys.

Jake: Only to people I think are cool. And now the dreaded question.

Joe: Is it the "what turns you on" question?

Jake: Ye.

Joe: My girlfriend. :P Oh, and threesomes with Lexi and Sierra. :) But mostly my girlfriend.

Jake: How sweet. And then strange. And then sweet again. Now the final ten questions are what's called the Bernard Pivot questionnaire.

Joe: Woah.

Jake: What is your favorite word?

Joe: "Blackguard".

Jake: What is your least favorite word?

Joe: "Questionnaire".

Jake: Are you trying to tell me something here, Joe?

Joe: Not at all :)

Jake: What makes you happy?

Joe: My girlfriend.

Jake: What makes you unhappy?

Joe: My girlfriend being unhappy.

Jake: What sound do you love?

Joe: My own voice.

Jake: Narcissistic, much? What sound do you hate?

Joe: Sirens.

Jake: What is your favorite curse word?

Joe: "Bastard".

Jake: What profession, other than yours (if you have one), would you like to attempt?

Joe: Porn star.

Jake: ……What profession would you not like to participate in?

Joe: Working at fast food chains.

Jake: And the last question: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Joe: "Son! You're back!"

Jake: Beautiful! Now, before this is all over, any final statements?

Joe: Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!

Jake: Terrific. That is all the time for today. Tune in next time for another stellar interview here on "Inside The User's Studio."

FIN