Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-7352837-20130324070739

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 2!



Jeff Dunham VS Daniel Tosh





Dunham:

I’m a million dollar man



And you lost your flare



You should have a ban



With your sex jokes and racial



Jokes you take it way to much



<p class="MsoNormal">You need a facial

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter can diss you with relations

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey

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<p class="MsoNormal">Dunham:

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<p class="MsoNormal">You try to bring the troops here?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Then talk to Achmed

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<p class="MsoNormal">Acmed:

<p class="MsoNormal">I can load up on beer

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<p class="MsoNormal">Dunham:

<p class="MsoNormal">And lastly Peanut can be a kicka** partner

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">and a mean farter

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<p class="MsoNormal">Tosh:

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<p class="MsoNormal">I talk about that stuff

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m still more buff

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll show your wife my Samoan stick

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<p class="MsoNormal">So she can suck my d***

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m gonna have a blast

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<p class="MsoNormal">So not so fast

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll catch up with your ratings

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<p class="MsoNormal">Then our battle will continue debating

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">Come on lets get him

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<p class="MsoNormal">Acmed:

<p class="MsoNormal">He’s very dim

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">Who knows what this guy is thinking?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">And Peanut he’s blinking

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">F*** you

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<p class="MsoNormal">Acmed:

<p class="MsoNormal">Will you two shut up we

<p class="MsoNormal">Have a battle to do

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s give this guy a twist in

<p class="MsoNormal">The nipples

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey Daniel

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<p class="MsoNormal">Tosh:

<p class="MsoNormal">What?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">Have you ever got laid?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Acmed:

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s invade

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">Listen Joker will you forget

<p class="MsoNormal">Your career

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<p class="MsoNormal">Acmed:

<p class="MsoNormal">How about we judge him

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">Social anxiety?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">Keep on judging him!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Acmed:

<p class="MsoNormal">Who would want to

<p class="MsoNormal">Commit suicide to

<p class="MsoNormal">End a career?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Peanut:

<p class="MsoNormal">…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Walter:

<p class="MsoNormal">So Groundhog Day will end with you….

<p class="MsoNormal">FINALLY!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Tosh:

<p class="MsoNormal">Didn’t I say I was done?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Oh well lets have some fun

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<p class="MsoNormal">You guys at your height?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You guys can suck my d***

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<p class="MsoNormal">Be careful about biting

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<p class="MsoNormal">I win legacies and you gave nothing

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll go out and perform at the ding

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<p class="MsoNormal">When my career ends there’s

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<p class="MsoNormal">A two way

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<p class="MsoNormal">Suicide or hitting the beaches

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<p class="MsoNormal">You can just drink some bleach

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<p class="MsoNormal">No-one needs you

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<p class="MsoNormal">And with that I just need to say

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<p class="MsoNormal">F** you

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHOS NEXT!

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<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">E- E- E -E -E-PIC Rap Battles of History