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Bush vs Abbott, nuff said.

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George W Bush

VERSUS!

TONY ABBOTT!

BEGIN!

George W Bush
I am honored and humbled to stand here today!

So prepare to have your career crumble at the sight of the USA!

You cut funding towards the Indigenous,

and retained that sleazy smirk!

Admit it, you're a misogynist and a jerk!

Banton was right, you're scum!

Go and run home to your mum!

You homophobic bitch, I squash regrettable zits!

You sucked Philip's dick, you creepy misfit!

You haven't even had a line, yet I've already won!

I suggest you submit, for you're nothing but shit!

Tony Abbott
You arrogant bitch, go back to your crick!

You hypocritical shrimp, you're as educated as a chimp!

I may have made mistakes in my career, I won't lie!

Unlike you, you whiny little swine!

Your raps are unbearable!

They are just like your country because they're both terrible!

Your paintings are crap, that's just a fact!

I'll rip you limb from limb and your people fat from fat!

George W Bush
Abbott, you are one unprofessional fool!

I've seen better manners from mules that drool!

The truth is Tony you disgraced your entire civilization!

I make changes, while you have a face that screams constipation!

I bet you wrote your raps in a haste!

What would you expect from some dreadful waste!

Tony Abbott
Your government was a abomination!

The infestation of the Bush Administration was in need of a liberation!

So scram, you're nothing but a sham!

Your election was no different then a scam!

WHO WON?
Who Won? George W Bush Tony Abbott