User blog:Lil Jon, the crunk god/Bohemian Rhapsody - Literal Review

This is currently a WIP literal review I am making, of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. I've been waiting to make this blog for a long, long time.*

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen - Literal Review
Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality.

(Wait, didn't you literally just ask whether you were in real life or not? And now you're saying you can't escape from it?)

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

(If you're a poor boy, why wouldn't you need sympathy? You have extremely large amounts of misfortune being placed on you, and you don't expect anyone to feel bad for you?)

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little high, little low,

Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

(Yeah, and I bet if a colossal wind blew down your house and carried away all of your belongings, it wouldn't matter at all.)

Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head, 

Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,

(So, most people today are complaining about how music today is full of sex and drugs. But apparently, everyone forgot about a 1975 rock song with lyrics about KILLING SOMEONE. TAKING SOMEONE'S LIFE AWAY. YOU HAVE REMOVED AN INNOCENT PERSON OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET. IT'S NOT SOMETHING TRIVIAL TO PUT IN SONG LYRICS.

I hope I made that clear.

Also, he's bragging about it to his mother, which is even worse.)

Mama, life had just begun, 

But now I've gone and throw it all away.

(You kind of deserve to get shot down by the police for what you did, anyway. So I wouldn't whine about it.)