Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Epic Rap Battles of History #22 is the 22nd installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features famous singer Frank Sinatra against the lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury. It will be released on October 1, 2012.

Cast
Nice Peter as Freddie Mercury

Epic Lloyd as Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra
Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!

With those teeth when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!

Christ! News flash, kid: this is show business!

Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips.

(Ho!) Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet.

You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat!

That's what's wrong with you people; you'll do anything to get famous.

You changed your name to Mercury, you shoulda been Freddie Uranus!

Freddie Mercury
Think I haven't heard those things before?

You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war!

You had a hit song called "My Way," but someone else wrote it,

You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!

You have no notes in your whole range, You can't act and you can't dance!

I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants!

Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're trying to bore me!

When I rock the UK, South America gets horny!

Because my songs have balls; they're the anthems of victory!

Your music is like a sound track to a vasectomy!

You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows,

Ditty Dago!

Frank Sinatra
Ditty Dago?

Freddie Mercury
Ditty Dago, Figaro!

Frank Sinatra
Easy, Jaws of Life, I can't stand a racist.

I love the colors and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis!

Look, we all wanna swing, baby, but you took it too far.

You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!

Freddie Mercury
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed,

I didn't leave a mark on history, I French-kissed it!

I'm a champion of the world, extinguished in his prime!

So kiss my ass, Frank, but you'll have to wait in line!

Poll
Who won? Frank Sinatra Freddie Mercury

Trivia

 * This is the first installment since NicePeter and EpicLLOYD took the entire summer of 2012 off.