User blog:Patts9009/Diary (Parody of Poker Face) --Patts-odies

Mom, mom, mom, mom.

Mom, mom, mom, mom.

Mom, mom, mom, mom.

Mom, mom, mom, mom.

Mom, mom, mom, mom.

I write down how my day goes inside my diary.

Crushes, fights, drama. Everything that I see, Don’t read it.

Love and backstab, it’s all in a teenage girl’s life.

And when you read, you’ll run and grab a knife.

No, no, no!

It’s got all my dreams inside of it.

No, no, no!

It’s got all my dreams inside of it.

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

I wanna date Bobby, what a hot boy he is.

A little smooch is fine with me, don’t need a kiss.

Then there is Alex, what a sweet boy he will be.

I tried to talk to him, but he walks away from me.

No, no, no!

It’s got all my, dreams inside of it.

No, no, no!

It’s got all my, dreams inside of it.

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

What’s not written is how I feel.

Love you, hate you.

Cause I’m a teenage girl with emotions.

I’m not crying, I’m just weeping with my tears-a-falling.

Just a girl with her heart broken

Take you out, just to be softspoken.

I cry ‘bout this, ‘bout this.

Cause my life is just treacherous

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

Don’t read my, Don’t read my

No, please don’t read my diary.

(She’s got all her dreams in it)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)

D-d-d-dairy, d-d-d-dairy.

(Mom, mom, mom, mom)