User blog:TheRobinWilliams/Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ASH KETCHUM!

VS!

CHARLES DARWIN!

BEGIN!

Charles Darwin:

According to my Theory of Evolution,

When I beat your Pikachu, you'll need a substitution!

I'm mostly know because of my evolution thery,

that was given a thumbs down by Christianity!

When Alfred Russel Wallace made the theory,

I made some contributions that changed history!

I'll snap your Metapod in half, and make your Abra faint,

I'll catch all your Pokemon and leave them in restraint.

Ash Ketchum:

Wow! I've captured a better rival than Gary Oak!

I'd better use my Pokedex to read about this joke!

It says you're a creepy biologist who changed the course of history,

who spent his whole life studying about monkeys!

I've gotta to tell my exploration to Professor Oak!

Hopefully, I can make him faint from another stroke!

Charles Darwin:

You have no Chill and no Flow that I could find at Progressive!

My raps are agressive and your raps are total shit!

I studied Geology, but I've never heard of a Geodude,

You arch nemisis has Inflatable Boobs!

Ash Ketchum:

When I'm done with you, you'll need a Pokemon Center,

I always knew Professor Oak was a better mentor!

I'll burn you until you die like I'm a Charmander,

When you go to hell, say hi to Ned Flanders.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!