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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

John F. Kennedy VS Nikita Khrushchev

BEGIN!

JFK: It's war time! Let's raise the flag,

It's the bald guy, you need to cover that head.

I worked hard and stole Nixon's place,

You're like Stalin, just a huge disgrace.

World War 2 ended, with Hitler dead

US victorious, and Japan defeated

I stumble all your crops with my military tanks,

blow them up, no money in your banks!

Cuban Missile Crisis, where the war turned cold

You got no guts, history unfolds

Heart stopped beating when you got thrown off

The White House gone, no power you hold

I'll wrap you around like the Berlin Wall

Your policies suck which led to your downfall

It is all because of that Castro

We would be winners, brave and bold.

NK: Drats! John F. K-atastrophe.

Block Cuba, for fear of getting wrecked

Bacon and Ham, well you cooked it raw

You can't conquer them? Man, that I saw.

You first placed your bombs at Turkey,

We copied, just to heat things up

Abraham Lincoln, is disappointed

For what you done to US is not his cup...

...of tea

I conquer Stalin, as you can see

The Speech of Brainwashing, the kick of a necessity

USSR is battling hard, with the fist of humility

JFK: Salute-tion! You surrender!

You gave up your nuclear weapons,

as a sign of retreat,

We're big and more powerful,

which led to your uttermost defeat!

I got the guns of your army's squad

Battling out, this cold war I fought

Mind of the plague, the adventurous map,

I could have invaded Cuba but I stepped back

Economic Tensions was necessary

Tensions split, this battle's over

Operation Mongoose, now here we go,

I guess we know who won, so...

NK: So what if you got the brains of a scientist,

you got the heart of Hitler, empty!

We have Cuba as a backup plan,

Friendships united so is Ukraine.

Assassination was your own fate

I knew it was coming, your country's mad.

Spit you with sugar, diabetes struggle,

I conquer your land, USS-Russia!

I cut you in half, like the Sino-Soviet Split.

China is nothing, so what makes you strong?

I will blow up your position, with a pounding fissure

With a penetrating strike, the crash of your brother.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

You Decide!

Who do you think won this one? John F. Kennedy Nikita Khrushchev