EpicLLOYD



Lloyd Ahlquist (AKA Epic Lloyd) is the co-writer and inventor of Epic Rap Battles of History along with Nice Peter and is in every one of the Epic Rap Battles of History, but doesn't have a speaking part in every one. He also battled Nice Peter in Epic Rap Battles of History 15.

Characters

 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Chuck Norris
 * John McCain¹
 * Macho Man
 * Johann Sebastian Bach¹
 * Carl Sagan¹
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Ben Franklin
 * Gandalf
 * Things 1 &amp; 2
 * John "Hannibal" Smith¹
 * Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock¹
 * Templeton "Faceman" Peck¹
 * Mr. McFeely¹
 * Captain Kirk
 * King Leonidas³
 * Pleistarchus¹
 * Mario
 * Elvis Presley
 * Marlon Brando¹
 * Bill Gates
 * Frank Sinatra
 * Mitt Romney
 * Marty McFly
 * Clint Eastwood

¹ Denotes non-speaking part.

² Denotes Upcoming Rap Battle.

³ Denotes voice only.

Verse 1:
This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe

You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro

But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show

I'll slaughter your water colour unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast

Then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis

I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading

You should start leaving. Look your hair line's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits

Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live

Dude, you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career

But remember you got famous off of my idea

Verse 2:
You're taller than I am, but you look up to me

The guy who got you your first job in comedy

Verse 3:
You, a musician? That's kinda stretching

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression

Verse 4:
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks

You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock

Trivia

 * It is a running gag during almost every one of the behind the scenes videos (after Gandalf vs Dumbledore behind the scenes) that he makes a joke asking the audience whether they want to buy some heroin.
 * Lloyd played the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate, John McCain, and the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate, Mitt Romney, as well as Right-wing reporter, Bill O'Reilly, and Republican actors Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris.