User blog:Twilightlicious/Will Wright vs Bill Gates: My Fan Made Battle 1

The mastermind behind the popular life simulating game, labeled The Sims competes in a Rap Battle, against the ex CEO of Microsoft, Bill Gates.

Will Wright: Alright Bill, it's time to listen to another one of my grand ideas!

Trying to leave? Does my genius mind fill you with fear?

I've got the Sims, Spore, and could kick your ass anyday!

All you've got is Xbox Live, where little douchebags act gay.

Windows Vista was a fail, and so are your rhymes that you spit,

Everyone knew you weren't fit to be a CEO, that's why you quit!

I don't need you in this battle, I can just simulate your fail!

Because all my games, unlike your operating systems, prevail!

Bill Gates: XBox may have little kids, but it still better than anything you ever made,

You don't even work at EA anymore, buddy, your career is going to fade!

Sims has being doing even better since you left the place,

My rhymes are going to fuck up your face, like you've been sprayed with mace.

I give billions to charities, everyone loves me,

You're not going to win this battle, so don't even try at me with verse three.

You should've stayed with EA, they employ greedy shit bags like you,

What are you going to do when you lose, bitch? Sue?

Will Wright: I left EA because I had a mind of my own!

I don't need a verse three, everyone knows that I pwn!

You're only good things were Windows XP and 98.?

It's about damn time, you faced your fucking fate.

Bill Gates: Face it, Windows is the best thing ever and you can't deny it.

Even when all your games run on MY operating system.

If the Sims is so real, why doesn't it have a masturbate option?

I'll pay you a million, if you shut up with your bad rhymes, and just quit!

Who Won? Bill Gates Will Wright