User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Superman vs. Captain America

The Man of Steel faces off against the Sentinel of Liberty in a duel of rhymes to prove who is the better hero. Who comes out on top? You decide!

'''Superman: '''

The Man of Steel here ready to spit some rhymes

Give up now, Steve, because it’s your time

Speaking of time, you’re a 70 year old virgin

After this battle, your really gonna be hurtin’

Who’s the greatest superhero of all time? Me!

I’ll freeze-breath your ass and drop you back in the sea

I fight for truth, justice, and the American way

In comparison, your heroics are just mere child’s play



'''Captain America: '''

Listen up Pajama Sam, cause I have a lot to say

This battle will be forever known as your Doomsday

It’s the Sentinel of Liberty, coming in for the win

Your last movie was a cardboard cut-out of Batman Begins

<p class="MsoNormal">A pair of glasses? You think that counts as a disguise?

<p class="MsoNormal">Metropolis is full of morons, so I guess that’s no surprise

<p class="MsoNormal">And yeah, I’m a virgin, but at least I don’t give ladies pain

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause whenever you make love, your faster than a train

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Superman: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">You really should think twice before addressing me like that

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause I’m the Last Son of Krypton, and your gonna get bitch-slapped

<p class="MsoNormal">I got dozens of powers and a beastly build

<p class="MsoNormal">While all you got is a stupid little shield

<p class="MsoNormal">You think some super-steroids are enough to you make a hero?

<p class="MsoNormal">No, scratch that, that’s not enough to even make you a zero

<p class="MsoNormal">Beating me in a fight? I don’t think you can

<p class="MsoNormal">From now on, you’ll regret trying to top Superman

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Captain America: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">A bunch of powers doesn’t prove you’re a great defender

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s the heart and action that counts, so try and remember

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m part of the greatest team of all time, the Avengers

<p class="MsoNormal">Go up against us? You’d best surrender

<p class="MsoNormal">You really need a tampon, I can tell by your underwear

<p class="MsoNormal">After that one time you died, no-one really ever cared

<p class="MsoNormal">Get out of here Clark, cause I just won this fight

<p class="MsoNormal">Because my rhymes are the verbal Kryptonite

Who won? Superman Captain America