Mr. T

"Call me B.A. Biceps, 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!"

- Mr. T Mr. T battled Mr. Rogers in Epic Rap Battles of History 13 and was played by DeStorm.

Information on the Rapper
Laurence Tureaud (born May 21, 1952), better known as Mr. T, is an American actor known for his roles as B.A. Baracus in the 1980s television series the A-Team, as boxer Clubber Lang in the 1982 film Rocky III, and for his appearances as a professional wrestler. Mr. T is known for his trademark African Mandinka warrior hairstyle,

his gold jewelry, and his tough-guy image.

ERBoH Bio
Yo! I pity the fool who don’t know who I am! I’m Mr. T, sucka! I got this kick-ass mohawk that I got after looking at a National Geographic and I wear these sweet gold chains worth like $300,000! That’s right, I’m rich! My real name’s Laurence Tureaud, but I got the nickname Mr. T while I was a bodyguardin’ everybody from Diana Ross to Michael Jackson. Then I got into wrestlin’ where I was Hulk Hogan's partner in the WWF! I also played B. A. Baracus on The A-Team and the boxer, Clubber Lang, in Rocky III. If that ain’t enough, I had my own cartoon, my own breakfast cereal and made a record called Mr. T's Commandments where I screamed at kids to stay in school, drink their milk and stay off drugs! I pitied a lotta children on that record. Nowadays, I wear a lot less gold and I’m a born again Christian who shows up on T.V. just to pity fools like you!

Verse 1:
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang,

Call me BA Biceps 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!

Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little Trolly the Train,

And watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain,

Sucka! I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves

You couldn't even beat me in The Land of Make Believe

Punk! I will Mr. T bag you in the closet cemetery,

Nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary!

Verse 2:
Who you calling dumb fool? Mr. T only needs one letter!

Hello? It's for you, Bill Cosby wants his sweater!

You're a 40 year old virgin, in a dumpy ass house,

I'll get Hannibal, Murdock, and Face to stop you out!

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, sucka!

And your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!

So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,

How about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, fool!

Trivia

 * Mr. T was the first black rapper to appear in an ERB.