Thread:Iamthelegion/@comment-3351670-20161023125256/@comment-25263388-20161114072949

Bram Stoker:

It goes like this: I'm after the Blud of this Crip

Whose legacy solicits a diss - The Bride and Uwe Boll flicks!

Put a sock in your forced plot, make you scream "RAP FIRE BAD!"

To perish your Nazi Tepes will start, see, Drac is back!

Count Dracula:

You can count on it! We're way past Twilight!

I'll put the Evil Dead back into its coffin, all Ash-like

The Doctor made Hell's thing and I made Hell sing!

Went under in hedonism with my harem while Adam hates drowning!

Don't go citing mythology when you can't keep a setting

Don't keep beasts Greek, but that's better than the audience guessing

You look like a rotten Hulk, Doc needs glasses if he thinks It's ALIIIVE

And you're the pre-Modern Prometheus, right? Then bring fire.