User blog comment:Awesomesix/ERB Contestants Battle to the Death/@comment-3051496-20150303015752

Billy Mayes

Weapons: A table, a imaginary tommy gun, a lifetime supply of Oxyclean

Strengths: Best salesman in the buisness

Best case scenario: Sells some Oxyclean to bribe them to not kill him immediately

Worst case scenario: They give zero fucks, and just kill him

Possibility to last halfway: Nigh impossible