User blog:Skrumbop/The Flash VS Spiderman Rap Battle

Spiderman:

Flash, huh? I had a bully of the same name!

It looks like there are a few different sizes of lame.

Look at that cowl, why'd they turn Batman red?

I wear a spandex mask while I hang by a thread!

Not to mention the cluster of characters you got!

Adding a hundred new speedsters just to fit the plot!

The same villain every season, your show's so predictable!

I had 3 villains in one movie, talk about unthinkable

The Flash:

Ok, I will; I was struck by lightnin'

Then I became the thing that made me frightened!

I was rushed to STAR labs and then dawned a red suit

Skip a few months and Wally is my recruit!

We took down Zoom and we took down Savitar

All thanks to me and H.R.'s massive heart

Spiderman:

Oh, it's back to me? Man, that was quick!

Pun intended-Your rhymes make me sick!

You barely beat a gorilla, dude!

Or a guy with a freeze ray and attitude.

I made all my gear, what did you do?

Let Cisco "Comic Relief" Ramon make your suit for you?

Tony Stark/ Ironman:


 * takes off mask

Hey, kid, don't forget where this came from!


 * points at Spiderman's suit

Spiderman:

Yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. Stark!

Now fast boy, can you tell me more about that walking shark?

The Flash:

Yeah, That was a mistake...

Spiderman:

Then why'd you show him twice?

The Flash:

Well, Uncle Ben had less worth than a box of rice!

Spiderman:


 * ugly tobey maquire cry

The Flash:

Dammit, I messed up another timeline!