User blog:Bearjedi/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING! Grumpy Cat vs. Nyan Cat

NOTE: Not the Animeme Rap Battle

Welcome to Episode 2 of EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!

Grumpy Cat VS. Nyan Cat

BEGIN!

Grumpy Cat
Imagine an entire world without poptart rainbow-farting cats,

There would be no more obsession, nobody would know this cat after this battle

He should see what a rattle snake is

That feline would get torn into pieces,

"Dis" and "Dat", that's almost all the words his fans use

Imagine if he was abused,

That would be good for witnesses like me, and I'd LOVE to see his fans cry like a baby

Nyan Cat
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN.....

It's Nyan Cat here, flyin' through the freaking air

Goin' faster than Sonic, faster than animatronics

And this battle should be fair.

This cranky idiot should learn a lesson, and should also take some medicine

People listen to my song for ten hours

You're just a coward that people gag at

Wish I could attract you with a magnet

Grumpy Cat
Now I'm getting mad

So now you should be sad

Because my rage is about to come....

YOUR SHITTY SONGS ARE MORE ANNOYING THAN THAT ORANGE

EVEN PORAGE WOULD BE BETTER THAN YOU

YOU'RE FUCKED UP, MORE THAN ANY FELINE I'VE SEEN IN HISTORY

JUST DIE ALREADY, NOBODY LIKES YOU

AND YOUR DUMBASS RAINBOWS SHOULD JUST BE DONATED TO THE PONIES!

Nyan Cat
Geez, that was loud

Maybe perfume could you make better,

But I should just increase the volume....

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN.....

(Rainbow explosion)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Nyan Cat Grumpy Cat