User blog:Meatholl/ Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 1 - Dragonsblood23 vs Meatholl

IT IS TIME. Time to see these two old school users battle it out once more to see who is the true master of the masters. Will it be Dragonsblood23? Or Meatholl? Well only one will achieve the victory and move on to round 2. Let us find out!

hears sounds in the distance

M : Huh, what in the seven coupes was that? I was just enjoying my n/f ap.

sound of wings coming closer

D : RAAAAAAARGGHHHHMEATIMCOMINGFORYOURASS

M : Oh shit's about to go down.

Meatholl climbs down from his godly palace a.k.a. the tree and looks up to the sky

M : Do you wanna fukn go m8? *Insert Navy Seal meme*

D : Fuck you.

M : OKAY LET'S GO YOU PRICK.

FOURTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNEY!!!!

...You've been collecting dank memes!

DRAGONSBLOOD23!!!

...as if I'm MC Hammer

VERSUS!

Scare the tits right offa..

MEATHOLL!!!

...Even slower than Spore!

BEGIN!

Meatholl
Nobody's more threatening and better than this wiki war veteran,

Usin' letters like weapons, It's the fight of Devil's brethren!

Sorry, Bluff the ratchet Dragon, the tradition needs to be performed to perfection!

You and winning? Barbaric thoughts, Eric. Nobody can find that Connection!

Must be deja vu for you, dude! Time for another dominant abolishment!

And there's nothing new to use, booh! You've got zero competent accomplisments!

You'll ALWAYS be below me! I'll turn ya into a fedora wearing flamboyant flambé!

You got less chance to outflow me than ERB using [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:568230 Han Fei! ]

Dragonsblood23
All Aboard The Rap Train, I'll be your rap Conductor

To show how this pedophile started off a begging sucker

I've reading your Rape Battles and it makes me wanna vomit

To this user will be more whipped than a daily Jori Comic

This Jorny Porny Horny's too corny; Better learn some class

Before I give The Connection between My Foot and Your Ass

While I'll admit when it comes to users, you surley are distinct

But like The Ground Sloth, my raps will leave you Extinct!

Meatholl
This ain't like Satan vs Chernabog. I wasn't even trying you dummy!

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9xBGUypB1w Savage lines, tho. ] You sure give my last Round 1 a run for it's money!

"I understand [http://prntscr.com/7p4vu6 your enthusiasm but.." ] A.K.A. shut your face you ripped squeaker!

Why don't you go back with your rod twirling to the fucking Crypt Keeper.

Dragonsblood23
Its time for this user to face the Dragon and be severly burned,

The only Meat he would be a Big Mac; always fresh served

According to Facebook, this rap would've been permanent

if this wasn't the second time that I kicked your ass in a Tournament

Outro
WHO WON THIS EPIC POETRY BOUT FOR THE WIKI AND WHO WILL SECURE A PLACE IN ROUND 2?

VOTE AND LET'S FIND OUT!

Who won? DudeWithASuit LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT THAT MONSTROSITY