Hulk Hogan

"I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show!"

- Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan battled Kim Jong-il in Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il. "Macho Man" Randy Savage helped him when he got knocked down. He also made a cameo in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. He was played by Nice Peter.

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Terry Gene Bollea, (born August 11, 1953) more well known by his stage name Hulk Hogan, is a famous professional wrestler. He's a 12-time heavyweight champion and used to have a reality show on VH1 called "Hogan Knows Best" after retiring from the WWF in 1994 (now known as the WWE).

ERBoH Bio
HEY, BROTHERS!! WELCOME TO MY BIO, HULKAMANIACS! MY REAL NAME IS TERRANCE GENE BOLLEA AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER FROM THE WWF, THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!! I WAS THE CHAMPION FROM 1989-1992 UNTIL RIC FLAIR TOOK MY BELT!!! AHHHHHHH, THAT STILL MAKES ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY, THAT WAS MY ROID RAGE. I USED TO HAVE A PRETTY SERIOUS STEROID PROBLEM. I'VE ALSO GOT TYPE II DIABETES, BROTHER!!! YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY ENTIRE FAMILY ON THE VH1 REALITY SHOW "HOGAN KNOWS BEST." THERE YOU CAN SEE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LINDA WHO IS DIVORCING ME BECAUSE I CHEATED ON HER, MY DAUGHTER BROOKE THE "SINGER" AND MY SON, NICK, WHO ALMOST KILLED SOMEONE IN A CAR ACCIDENT! MY FAMILY'S PRETTY TROUBLED, BROTHER! BUT AS LONG AS I GOT THIS SWEET ASS BLONDE HAIR, MY BANDANA AND A YELLOW SHIRT I CAN RIP OFF THEN OHHHHH YEAHHHHH, THESE TWENTY-FOUR INCH PYTHONS ARE COMIN' FOR YOUUUU!!!!

Verse 1:


You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother!

You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother.

You're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni!

I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony!

Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know.

I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show.

I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling.

Brother, I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

Verse 2:
(Hulk Hogan gets shot by Kim Jong-iI, so he tags in Macho Man to take over.)

Macho Man's turn

Trivia



 * Currently, Hogan is the only survivor of Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il in real life. Both Macho Man and Kim Jong-il died in 2011.
 * Hogan also hosted an ERB News. The real Hulk Hogan also appeared in an unofficial ERB news with Leonardo Da Vinci and with the ghost of Macho Man.
 * He is the first character to have only one verse.
 * Although he was knocked out after Kim Jong-il's second verse, Hogan made a background appearance during "Macho Man" Randy Savage's verse.
 * He is the first person to have fake abs, since Nice Peter doesn't have real ones.