User blog:Four4/Red vs Blue - Epic Rap Fucks of Present Day 1

So, yeah....

EPIC RAP FUCKS OF PRESENT DAY

RED

VS

BLUE

BEGIN!

Red:

Hello there, Blue, you suck 'cos you aren't red,

You must be feeling sad since you are blue!

Well that's because you are ugly and no one likes blue!

I am the color of apples! You are the color of blueberries!

I don't like blueberries, apples are much better!

I guess you should start rapping or else this wouldn't be a battle!

So, um, yeah...its your turn...

Blue:

You're damn right its my turn 'cos you really suck!

And apples taste like....well, apples, but apples aren't good!

Everyone's favorite color is blue, but no one's favorite color is red!

I am the whole fucking sky, you are just a strawberry!

I am blue, and I am a primary color! Actually, so are you...

BUT BLUE IS WAY COOLER!!!!!

Red:

Pfft, Even my first verse was better, you scumbag!

Blue is ugly, and no one likes it!

Grrrr, just looking at you makes me angry,

That's why I'm red, its 'cos I'm angry!

Blue:

Shut up! I can't take your crap anymore!

Red sucks, ok? BLUE IS WAY FUCKING BETTER!

Yellow:

I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN!!

Red and Blue are fucking ugly, I am the color everyone loves!

You two are my bitches on the color wheel, because you let me make you my bitches!

I am yellow, that is all you fools need to know!

BECAUSE I JUST WON!

Who Won?

Who's Next?

I'll probably decide later!

EPIC (fart noise) RAP FUCKS OF PRESENT DAY!

WHO WON Red Blue Yellow