User blog:TheScottBird/Epic Rap Battles of Animation - Daffy Duck vs Mordecai (1)

Hey guys, I've been thinking. Thinking about ideas for my own ERB series to write on this wiki. And, it dawned on me. I'm doing Epic Rap Battles of Fiction! So, this series can contain any fictional characters from television, film, literature, etc. The first battle will be here - and then you guys suggest the rest. I hope I'm good :) It's been a while since I wrote a rap battle.

Mordecai vs Daffy Duck
''(Not the most interesting series premier, but oh well. The connection is that they're both main characters of a show that are birds.)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION! MORDECAI! > VS! DAFFY DUCK! BEGIN!

Mordecai: This battle will be easy to win because I've got The Power I've defeated tons and tons of threats, while this scrawny duck's just a coward I can't even fly, but yet I'm flier than you My girlfriend's a fricking cloud, your girl's just you as a dude You get it? You're a girl, not a pretty one either My best friend's a raccoon, your best friend is a beaver I guess he just chews on your wood with those big, white teeth So now do me a solid: get the fuck out of here and leave!

Daffy: Sufferin' succotash, this nerdy gamer's so stupid Thinking he could outsmart me? Man, this guy must be clueless I haven't fought a bunch of threats? Well, that part was a lie I've fought a Martian, a hunter, and a Yosemite guy You're spitting gibberish, so go back to Tasmania where you belong At least Taz is understandable, I can't understand you at all I can't do you a solid, your dick already did that when you saw me And I'm sorry that I'm not banging that cloudy slut, Masami

Mordecai: Haha, nice one, dude - now you can sick my duck My fists of justice will tell you that I don't give a fuck This blows logs that I had to be paired against this guy At least my show didn't end...over fifteen times!

Daffy: That's because I'm a legacy! Which you wouldn't understand I'm a piece of history, you come from a pen in some weird guy's hand Now high-five these nuts, your lines are something you will regret You will never get lady pecs, the only thing you can get is Margaret

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!

Who won? Mordecai Daffy Duck

Please do not hate. This is my first battle. Please leave some feedback :) Especially suggestions :)