User blog:Alexschmidt711/Wright Brothers vs Paul Brothers

Here's another battle I've written parts of into the Discord. (Rather fortunately as I lost a lot of the text.) It's the battle of the Buckeye State brothers, Orville and Wilbur Wright vs Jake and Logan Paul!



Logan Paul Jake Paul Orville Wright Wilbur Wright (No color means both are rapping)

Paul Brothers:
Yo who is this? Yeah, what are those?

You're the most miserable excuse for a pair of bros!

You're gonna be defenseless when we step in the ring

Beating brothers senseless? Yeah that's kind of our thing

Whatcha gonna do in your little airplane?

I'mma chug right past in my I-don't-care train

Yo brothers, you may have got a lot done in your lives

But you never did a girl and you never had no wives!

Look at our suscribers now, see we are on fire now

Forget the state quarters, yeah we repping Ohio now!

And you haven't heard our worst, we're saving that for later

Just recite my slogan, Logan: Dab on them haters!

Wright Brothers:
'' Should we take it easy, Wilbur? Do we really need a track ''

'' To expose these idiot talentless hacks?   Go ahead Orville: it ain't everyday, bro  '' That we can own an opponent who shows so little flow

(beat kicks in)

What's with your wack raps, are you trying to bore us?

They were so lifeless, I bet you found' em in a forest!

And that reminds me: You two have no shame!

You show kids bodies, you show them gambling games!

You're the Kardashians crossed with some redneck jocks

Making millions hawking shock-value shlock!

You're out of your mind if you think you can diss me

I'll cut you like Baywatch, I'll drop you like Disney!

You don't care about talent, you just want cash!

To state it plane and simple:  You're both gonna crash!

Paul Brothers:
Man, you can't handle our YouTube channel bars

Gonna ride your bikes the way I like: no handlebars

And who you calling stupid? We ain't got much to show but

At least me and Logan got our high school diplomas!

And who needs pilots? Getting subscribers is our science

We suggest you exercise your Wrights to remain silent!

And who are your fans? Yeah, we're the real ballers

Got millions of Logan and Jake Paulers!

You're a pair of nerdy churchboys, and you sure ain't pretty

We survived the end of Vine, now YouTube is our city!

Wright Brothers:
You may have flown high, but now you're both falling

Just like your antics, these raps you chant are appalling!

We trained a generation of greats to operate our creations

While you make our state the shame of the American nation

You're nothing but a pair of jerk twerps, Dirk and Kirk

Who never learned the value of hard-earned work!

Why don't you fly back to Ohio, we'll supply all our technology

So that you can make your raps the subject of your next apology!