User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of Wikistry: DexterMaximus vs Griffin Lohner

So, yeah, I battle a noob.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DexterMaximus!

VS!

Grifffiiiiiin!

BEEEEGIN!

Dexter-

Well well well, what's your name? Griffin Loner?

That just goes to show, you have no mates, just a boner

You come onto the chat thinking you have swagger

But your style is wrinklier than the balls of Mick Jagger!

I challenge you to a duel, you accept, what a fool

Because now I can batter you, you stupid tool

Prepare to get fucked by the rap king, me!

Because you write more shit than Harper Lee!

Griffin-

Dexter-

Griffin-