User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY 7

This battle features...
Creepy LoZ sensation, Happy Mask Salesman VS Krieg, Playable Psycho of Borderlands

Lyrics:
EPIC VIDEOGAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



HAPPY MASK SALESMAN



VS



KRIEG



BEGIN!





Krieg:

NIPPLE SALADS! After I’m done with you you’ll nothing but meat and fluids,

I might be crazy but at least I don’t stalk kids and creep the hell out of hundreds,

It’s day 3, Ron Weasley, Link won’t let you use his magical flute device thing,

you don’t belong in a fight with me, you’re only popular because of your mood swings,

<p class="MsoNormal">you should have two emotions, pedo smile, and happiness, since you are a pedophile,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll have the reader keep on reading this battle so your defeat will be worth while,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m sadistic, where ever I go I strike the manliness with unthinkable fear,

<p class="MsoNormal">at the end of this battle I wouldn’t be surprised if you just went and disappear

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<p class="MsoNormal">Happy Mask:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ah, here comes the man that’s class got replaced by those little loader robots,

<p class="MsoNormal">like all of those other playable characters you were created when someone smoked pot,

<p class="MsoNormal">I might have those emotions but at least I have more emotion than Kristan Stewart,

<p class="MsoNormal">stop acting like a moron, shouting everything and always getting hurt,

<p class="MsoNormal">some of your kind show some humanity, you go far ahead of the title “psycho”,

<p class="MsoNormal">infact I don’t know where in the rank line to put you, maybe somewhere around weirdo,

<p class="MsoNormal">you don’t know anything do you? Even the simplest question will leave you streaming,

<p class="MsoNormal">now go back to your place and do us all a favor, please for once will you STOP SCREAMING!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Krieg:

<p class="MsoNormal">You killed Mario didn’t you? What has he ever done to you Happy Ass Drug Dealer?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re the first creepy thing than that gay wanna-be fairy, Tingle, the stealer,

<p class="MsoNormal">do you have any useful masks? One that’ll turn you into a better rapper,

<p class="MsoNormal">and you know why it’s just been a face shot of me this whole time? Well it’s because I’m sitting on the crapper

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<p class="MsoNormal">Happy Mask:

<p class="MsoNormal">Of course you act like this, you were just released but I suggest you retire,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll shoot you with a shot gun but it will definitely not be friendly fire,

<p class="MsoNormal">I wouldn’t be surprised if you switched to your sane side out of the blur,

<p class="MsoNormal">now let me finish this battle with a question, you’ve met a terrible fate, haven’t you?

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF -mhmhmhm- HISTORY!

WHO WON? Happy Mask Salesman Krieg