User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 6: Cupid vs. Robin Hood

This features Valentine mascot Cupid vs. a famous fictional book character, Robin Hood

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CUPID

VS.

ROBIN HOOD!

Cupid:

Ahhhh. Sweet Valentines. Time to shoot arrows again

But I'm shooting a pipe bomb on a dear old friend!

Hello Robin Hood! Shooting as many people as you can?

You're costume sucks. Everyone thinks you're Peter Pan.

Wear something like mine. All blanket and no shirt

You wanna make out with girls. You have to eat my dust first!

My arrows were meant for lovers, not some haggy old man

With a whole gang of killer boys, cooking up another plan!

Go back to your forest and stop stealing from people

Because everyone thinks you're cool but to me, you're evil!

Robin Hood:

You shoot arrows as if you never learned how to target

Just load your arrows in a rifle from the good ol' Black Market!

Everybody's complaining that you fired wrong

I trained rapping from Friar Tuck while we were singing a campfire song!

With my brown boots, I'm making a bloody smudge on your face

Then when you go back to your base, your boss will think you as a disgrace!

I'm firing my next arrow on your eye, point blank

If your raps were out at sea, they already sank!

Cupid:

Whoops! Missed me! Better try next time

Now step back while I do my part where I shine!

You call yourself a good boy?! You never received any merit!

How can you say you're tough when all you can kill is a sheriff?!

Robin Hood:

Because I killed you in this battle. Feel your heartbeat slowing down

In this field of archery, I'm the king with the crown!

Happy Valentines Day punk, I fell in love with your defeat

When you aim properly and rhyme better, maybe you'll be an elite!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Who won? Cupid Robin Hood