User blog:Tkid115/Spiderman (MetalFire) vs Deadpool (Tkid115) Heroes/Villians Tournament

'This is a battle for BTTF's Heroes/Villian Rap Tournament. It features Your Friendly Neighborhood, Spiderman, vs The Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool.'

(Words in Parentheses) = Deadpool's Mind



Deadpool:
It’s the Merc with the Mouth, the mouth that spits fire!

The Merc with the Firey mouth, Mercenary rhymer for hire! (LOL!!!)

See? I rhymed all ^ that! Go ahead and try me!

But how can I try when they put me against Spidey?!

I’M FUNNY! I’M AWESOME! I’M TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE!(He is!)

You won’t be ANYTHING after this, with a bullet lodged in your BRAIN! (Directly!)

This is over, Petey-boy! I won’t say it again! (He won’t….)

Leave this battle or end up just like your Uncle Ben! (That's cold..)

Spider-man:
    

Oh, Looks like I'm rapping against a soft Deathstroke clone!

You wouldn't wanna face THIS superior hero when I'm in my zone!

Your comics are DEAD! Better call yourself a Marvel Zombie!

All you are is a JOKE! Try to have a proper story!

I'mma sling up this so called "Hero for Hire."

You lasted for 69 issues! You should retire!

My rhymes sting worse than a dose of Venom and my flow is cold!

Face it, your performance in this battle is worse than Ryan Renolds.

Deadpool:
  Pfft!

I’ve got contracts to perform, don’t have a lot of time, so,

I’ll rush you out of here faster than you rushed in the Rhino. (Spidey 2!)

I’m free to do what I want, while your RESPONSIBILITY confines you!

Watch me pull out my sword, and then stick it inside you!

(Wait. That sounded wrong)

To pull off THIS victory, I don’t think that you’re able!

I’ll unplug your life-span, just like if you were a Cable!

And talk about bad performances? Look at Spider-man 3.

I’m out! Wait, one more thing: HEY READER! VOTE FOR ME!

<p class="MsoNormal">(PWNGE, BITCH!)

Spider-man:
Spidey-senses are tingling! No threat detected!

You annoy Wolverine while I'm all over respected!

My flow's tearing you apart more than Ajax did your heart!

You're looking Greener than Gobby! The real battle's about to start!

My movies make MILLIONS, everyone's forgotten your game!

You appearing in my cartoon is how you've gotten your fame!

No one loves you while my legacy is raising!

Just my comics, my verses were AMAZING!

YOU DECIDE!!!
Who Won? Deadpool Spider-man