User blog:Awesomesix/50 amazing ERB wiki facts that will blow you

Based on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQBTdUlT18

(not meant to insult anyone, so I apologize in advance if it does)

Facts

 * 1) This is the first wiki about ERB.
 * 2) There is a page for every rapper except for the Crypt Keeper. Come on guys.
 * 3) Santa is the first real character.
 * 4) Hitler was the first real life rapper.
 * 5) If you were to count how long each battle was added together, you just lost that much time.
 * 6) J1coupe is actually a nurse, not a doctor.
 * 7) If you wrote a story about the battles, you'd probably be arrested.
 * 8) You have a 5% chance of hearing a new battle before it exists.
 * 9) Lloyd is actually 2 midgets stacked on top of each other. Their greenscreen affects are just that good.
 * 10) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle were the second rappers to be turtles.
 * 11) Superman doesn't exist.
 * 12) Goku was the first blonde character.
 * 13) If you were to put the rap battles in a timeline, you'd probably get bored.
 * 14) Freddie Mercury never actually wore any pants. He's a hologram.
 * 15) The average length of the audio for a battle is this many.
 * 16) Beethoven was the first female rapper.
 * 17) The Rick Grimes used was the Rick Moranis version.
 * 18) The Mario bros can't take a joke.
 * 19) The announcer is the only rapper, talking to himself.
 * 20) The ERB wiki was voted 2nd best ERB wiki, after the My Little Pony wiki.
 * 21) The average user is alive.
 * 22) One half of the wiki is actually dogs.
 * 23) I can't smell things.
 * 24) DWAS is actually a frog.
 * 25) Captain Warrior is the last surviving unicorn. They made a movie about him.
 * 26) William Wallace was the first fictional movie character.
 * 27) The beats are all made by Pizza Hut.
 * 28) Bill Gates is a leprechaun.
 * 29) Kurt Cobain was the first rapper to
 * 30) ERB hasn't found Tupac either.
 * 31) If you rearrange the letters in "Nice Peter", you get "Pneictere".
 * 32) If you look closely during Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-Il, you can see children's tears on Kim Jong-Il's shirt.
 * 33) Mozart is part of Illuminati.
 * 34) Wachowman likes wrastling.
 * 35) Mini is actually a dog.
 * 36) Firebrand has an irrational fear of turtles.
 * 37) Tesla Man was the second ERB wiki user to rap in a battle. He faced Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * 38) When asked to make Crypt Keeper vs somebody, their minds exploded from awesomeness.
 * 39) Stofferex is the first member of the ERB crew to join.
 * 40) Kanye West actually played himself.
 * 41) Ximena 13 is actually Kanye West.
 * 42) Kanye West is a dog.
 * 43) Loygansono55 is actually a
 * 44) Piet likes unicorns.
 * 45) ProbablyNoah is actually Gertrude. Some things you just can't hide.
 * 46) Mr. T was the first Asian.
 * 47) Season 4 is the best season.
 * 48) Justin Bieber has the most votes out of anyone.
 * 49) Wonderpikachu12 smells like scented candles.
 * 50) Supertastico Bananos Los Buenos wiki was the first wiki to be good. Many good.
 * 51) I can't count.

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Thanks to the academy for getting me out of rehab. It smelled in there.