User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.32: Samus Aran vs Ellen Ripley

Damm Sega!

Back again with those rap battles.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SAMUS ARAN

VS

ELLEN RIPLEEEEEEEY

BEGIN!

Ellen Ripley

It's Lieutenant First Class Officer, Ellen Ripley! The female Rambo!

Here to kill Optimus Prime, with a fucking Flambeau.

This is the female war, thats just between me and you.

Unlike you, I smash those bros. Call me Tabuu.

See! I'm the boss of you, just change a P to a D.

Nintendo doesn't love you. Fans been waiting for Metroid 3?

Beat the game under an hour to reveal your true identity.

You're not a hero. You're a villian, the true felony.

Samus Aran

When I hear the beat, the Space Pirates just stop.

Once I'm in my power suit, I become the next Robocop.

I may not be smart, but I'm the mother of all brains.

You're just as ugly as the Aliens, you make people go insane.

Ridley may have come back, more than many times.

But I'm not the one going to be arrested for my little crimes.

I have more friends than you, such as Rundas, Sylux and Ghor.

You've seen so many Xenomorphs, your an alien whore.

Ellen Ripley

I'm back in the ring, to destory this Boba Fett wannabe.

I be the real bounty hunter, go on a mass killing spree.

'Cause I am the predator and you are the prey.

It's prime time for you, 'cause people think your gay!

Samus Aran

This is the last fusion. Your last verse got a zero.

You claim to be victorious, but your not the real hero.

Police win! Marines lose, just like the hair on your head.

This last survivor of Nostromo, might aswell have dropped dead.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

