User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas - He-Man VS Lion-O

The week of ERBIdeas begins with the battle of the 80s cartoon icons. (My god how will you people deal with a week of my nonsense lol)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! He-Man VS Lion-O! BEGIN!

Lion-O:

Hey! What's going on? This blondie's got no class.

I'll shove the Sword of Omens straight up your ass!

You're no Master of the Universe, you're barely a hero.

Mattel says your sales now are less then zero.

If you think you'll win this battle, take another look.

And there's no shorter a lifespan than your comic book.

You're live action movie sucks, stick to your crappy TV show.

You've been dissed by the Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! HO!

He-Man:

I have the power, to kick your ass back to the 80s.

This 'blond' has the rapping power of thousand Slim Shadies.

By the power of Greyskull, I am Adam, the Prince.

You were made 30 years ago and haven't been popular since.

You and your 'furry' friends would be big in Japan.

Like Skeletor, you'll yell 'I'll get you for this, He-man!'

You tried to face this Eternian and this is the result.

Cause you're just a child in the body of an adult.

Lion-O:

Who the hell do you think you're trying to berate?

Tell me, are those muscles just to compensate?

So, Most Powerful Man in the Universe, prove your worth.

You'll lose this battle and be banished to Third Earth.

Mattel says you fell, long ago your sales started to decline.

You only got a cartoon because of a fucking toy line!

He-Man:

This battle has more bullshit then your ownership dispute.

More shit comes out of you then your Cartoon Network reboot!

Call me Mumm-Ra, i'll magically destroy you without a care.

And your toys are produced by AVGN's worst nightmare!

Give up, you've lost this 80s rap battle, and tell Cheetara too.

Unlike with your friend Jaga, nobody will save you!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

and i say, EEEEE EH EH-PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!