User blog:TheBabylonianBerserker1337/Fluttershy vs Kirk Cousins. Assy's Pony Rap Battles

Kirk Cousins:

Ay yo, 3 years 84 milion

odds of me beating you? 1 billion gazilion

Hey, imma hit Thielen over the middle

Your raps are broken and brittle

Your ass is dumber than Redskins management

When it comes to outdueling Aaron Rodgers, im a naturalist

Fluttershy:

Ay yo, Alex Smith is better

you're benched, go to the sideline and put on your sweater

Your coach's defense looks like shit

Torn up by the Rams, Bills and Saints, and that's not it

The Bears too, they're gonna win the division

Call me Khalil Mack this is bout to be a collision

I would surrender this  battle but im not you under any sort of pressure

One more play behind your oline and we'll have to haul you out on a fuckin stretcher

Kirk Cousins: That ain't true, wew got Tom Compton

He's Straight Outta Rosemount, you better get hopping

Daniel Carlson:

duhh i kih duh fubbahh

Kirk Cousins:

FUCK OFF DANIEL, NO ONE WANTS YOU, YOUR ASS IS THROUGH

WE GOT DAN BAILEY INSTEAD, OH WAIT NO HE SUCKS TOO

What was i saying? Oh yeah, Fluttershy's a dick

Almost as much as JKGame, yeah he's a pri-

JKGame:

I HATE THE VIKINGS, PACKERS FOR LIFE

I GOT MY CHEESEHEAD HAT, YOU ABOUT TO GET THE KNIFE

Ay yo, Rodgers is the goat, lets go fire Mike

if he's still here maybe you'll win the super bowl...HAHA SIKE

Kirk Cousins sucks, he always turns it over

Jaire Alexander will mow down your receivers like im a bull dozer

Kirk Cousins: FUCK YOU JKGAME! SUCK ON MY PENIS, BITCH!

Stefon Diggs is a flat earther but at least hes fuckin rich

Haha, fluttershy, i got your ass in a slumber!

After i beat your ass you could say I have your sleepnumber

WHO WON THIS BATTLE VOTE NOW, ASSYS PONY RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!