User blog:Rapbattlefanatic/Epic Rapbattlefanatic Battles Of History-OAKvsDARWIN

 ' Epic Rap Battles Of History! '

Charles Darwin!

VS!

Professor Oak!



'''BEGIN! '''

PROFESSOR OAK: 

 '''Why hello there, Charles! I choose you to lose! '''

Doesn't matter which starter I select, I'll still beat you!

I start heroic Revolutions, you founded Evolution!

'''Why don't you hop back on the Beagle and stop the Pollution? '''

Why so confident, Darwin, watch the struttin'!

I'll cancel out your evolution faster than a new trainer with the B-Button! There's a time and place for everything, and neither is here!

You were abandoned by your father, you ran away out of fear!

I can guarantee that Oak is harder than steal!

Your religious views can't be the only item that you're hiding!

Because I've seen that Turtle shells aren't the only bone you're hiding!



CHARLES DARWIN: 



<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''Why would I need be gay? You're feminine enough for us all! '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">You pedofilic man, letting kids choose from your balls!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''We should call you the Pocket Monster, Samuel. '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">Asking children if they want a Peak-At-You

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''But you claimed there were only 150! Alas, it seems that you have missed a few!'''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''My evolutionary raps are more shocking than your Pikachu! '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''I'll naturally select the rhymes to serve you your demise! '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">And it is not your Pokemon I detest, it's the slavery that I despise!

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<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">PROFESSOR OAK: 

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<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''They're friends, not slaves! You have non, I have Half-A-Dozen!'''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''You want somebody to help you? Go ask your cousin, '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">Head out to the country side, where no-one hear you two bumping!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''We get rewarded for helping our Companions immediately! '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''That snail gets a new spot every seventy years? You must be SO happy!'''

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<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">CHARLES DARWIN:

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<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''Evolution is true, Oak! Not leveling up!'''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">You're not a Professor, you're a fraud, shut the fuck up!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">This battle just got real, I'M turning the Hat Backward!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">Make better Rhymes, And write one good Verse!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">Or at least look like you've prepared for this, you never rehearse!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">'''I'd call this a battle of Evolution, of yours was even real. '''

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">I'm at the center of this Battle, but your Pokemon wont heal!

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">Your own Son was too impatient for your stupid questions, bitch

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">The only way you could ever battle me is with the old man glitch!

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<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">WHO WON???

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">WHO'S NEXT???

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">YOU DECIDE

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">EPIC RAP  

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">*It's Evolving*

<p style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px;">BATTLES OF HISTORY