Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg



Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg is the seventy-first installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the second bonus episode. It features the founder and CEO of Tesla, Inc. and SpaceX, Elon Musk, rapping against the creator of the social media network Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg. It was released on December 7th, 2018.

Rappers
Nice Peter as Mark Zuckerberg

EpicLLOYD as Elon Musk

Cameos
EpicLLOYD as Dianne Feinstein and Jean-Luc Picard

Lyrics
[Note: Elon Musk is in silver ,Mark Zuckerberg is in blue, Dianne Feinstein is in purple , and Jean-Luc Picard is in red .]

Elon Musk:
Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)

Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health

I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the Dark Ages!

You provide a place to discover your aunt's...kinda racist!

Got called to Senate, data hack!

Acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"

I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond  sprinkle tossed in,

And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

Mark Zuckerberg:
Data was a lieutenant commander, to start,

But I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart.

See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss),

And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)!

You can't sneak up on Zuck; I don't even fucking blink!

I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!

I've been looking up your family; it gets dark, my god!

Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with Apar-Tide-pods!

Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp. Post!

I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap. Boast!

I drive around in a hatchback. Beep beep!

I'll end your story like Snapchat. Ghost!

Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast,

And your star is faded like you on a podcast!

Elon Musk:
Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man!

When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!

I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon!

Now I'm taking mankind to Mars, but for your kind, man, I ain't got room!

Your platform only launches depression!

Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)

You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't!

Why don't you Lean In and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint!

I'm destined to rep Earth! You sold us out for some net worth!

Your site's got so many Russian bots, they should call it the Social Nyet-work!

Mark Zuckerberg:
Ooh, bots, I know A.I. gets you tweeting.

I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman.

You need to start sleeping; we can all see you're tired.

You're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired!

(Ooh!) You got all these companies, but they're incomplete!

I've got one, and I fold money: income, pleat!

Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

'Cause this battle's like PayPal: you got owned!

Elon Musk:
Call me Musk cause I reek of wealth!

General

 * This is the second official battle not associated with a season, after Deadpool vs Boba Fett.
 * This is the first battle to feature a character interacting with the subtitles.
 * As such, this is the second battle to have moving subtitles after Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin.
 * This battle was released 698 days, or nearly two years, after the last battle (released January 9, 2017), marking the longest gap between two successive battles.
 * This is the first battle to have a character's face modified in the thumbnail, as Mark Zuckerberg's eyes are edited to appear larger.
 * This is the first and only battle released in 2018.

Production

 * During the line, “I’ve been looking up your family, it gets dark, my God!”, Zuckerberg’s laptop screen was displaying the main page of the ERB Wiki.