User:Patts9009

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About Brandon=

{| align="topleft" style=" ''' Brandon is my normal self. I was a lonelier kid back when I was real young (about 5-6) and didn't make many friends. Now I'm 15 and I'm the sophomore with all the senior friends. I have had many times when I was in a relationship. Starting with Halley, I have had about 8 relationships in 4 years; but now I'm settled down to one, amazing girl. I have talked and talked about her on chat, and I even wrote a poem for her. I refuse to upload a picture due to the fappers of this wiki. So, tough luck.
 *  Big Mac

I'm a brony, so if you don't like MLP, good for you; but if you do, good for you. I don't really give a shit whether or not you like it or not. So... Yeah. But if you hate on the show, I will fight you, because it's rude and childish to hate on a show of any kind. I love Applejack and Derpy.

I unfortunately cursed with MPD, a disease that is forcing me to live with multiple personalities. Some are helpful but others damage people around me. So watch out because I can switch at any time.

About Anton=

{| align="topleft" style=" ''' Back when I was a kid, I was always accused of having a foul temper by everyone I knew. It later turned out I had MPD, and Anton was the one behind my anger. He's the "controller", you can call it. Whenever I get angry, he swithes on when off whenever he wants. Of course, he isn't the only personality I gained over the years; but he's the one that's been with me since forever, pretty much.
 *  '''AceAnton

Anton is also the great mind behind the Dis Raps. He can read a small request and create a monstrous Dis Rap, on the days he wants to though. He is a bit lazy when it comes to writing and that. Other than that, I covered Anton in a nutshell.

About Don=

{| align="topleft" style=" '''
 *  The Don

About Riley=

{| align="topleft" style=" ''' My eight relationships were never really thanks to me. I didn't want a girlfriend back four years ago, but seeing many other males kissing and hugging their girlfriends caused me to yearn for one. Halley was the first, and she was an alright girlfriend. She just didn't respond, so I was worried, as she was going on a plane. She broke up with me for being too careful. (Some people, jeez.) The sad part is that she chose me over another guy, but then went back to him.
 *  Love Doctor...?

The second relationship lasted for longer than the first. It was with a girl named Mimi who wanted to have sex with me; the only problem was the long distance between us. Well, she was the first to help me get more romantic.

The third and fourth relationship I had was with twins. I didn't know they shared the same account, which I should have guessed; her personality changed every so often (about every day). They were cute, though, so that's the up side...?

The fifth relationship was with a girl named Josie. She was a sweet girl, who I dated for a year. (Dec 2008- Dec 2009). I honestly thought I was going to get with her for a while, but I soon lost her for no reason. She turned into a bitch, so... What can you do?

The sixth relationship I wish not to talk about, as it's so stupid, and it was a waste of time for me. She was a true bitch.

The seventh was with Autumn. I wrote her a poem, a song, got with her, and then she broke up with me. Now, she was almost raped and having long distance sex. Good luck to her in her later years.

And last but not least, it's Abby. She's been with me for 4 years now. I love her so much.

Riley is the cause of all of them, mostly. He's the one who controls my emotion of love. He's the one who got me the relationships, and the girl that I love today.

Riley's eyes glow with life, and he's always smiling. He's never down nor does he hate anyone.

About Colton=

{| align="topleft" style=" ''' All my life, I've had thoughts of gruesome murders and deaths. I even perfected the act of writing a Final Destination type of story. I thought, back then, that I was going to be a killer when I was older. With the same aspect as the others, I found out it was another personality that I have. Knowing about him, I decided to put him to good use and write stories with him. He's the inspiration of Deces Manor, and the future creator of numerous other detective stories.
 *  Killer of Deces Manor

His imagination is beyond any other. He's the one who can think of a great murder and the perfect crime. He's the one who you'd see at the end of the street... He's the one Jack the Ripper really was, haha. (Hope not...)

As a little added bonus of information, his idle is Jack the Ripper and the Zodiac Killer. He studied them and loved both of them. It's a little hint for something in the future. So watch out for that day.

Whenever he comes out, my eyes grow darker. My hair flattens like Pinkamena (while it's usually puffy or spiked); which proves that Colton is the stallion version of Pinkamena. The only difference is that Colton has better killing methods.

Deces Manor=
 * Chapter 1
 * Chapter 2
 * Chapter 3
 * Chapter 4
 * Chapter 5
 * Chapter 6
 * Chapter 7
 * Chapter 8
 * Chapter 9
 * Chapter 10
 * Chapter 11
 * Chapter 12
 * Chapter 14
 * Chapter 15
 * Chapter 16
 * Chapter 17
 * Chapter 18
 * Chapter 19
 * Chapter 20

Fresh Start at Linmont High=

{| align="topleft" style=" ''' Alan has big dreams for the vacant parking lot, but there is only one problem standing in his way. Will he be able to get past the problem, or will it prove too much?
 *  Summary and Chapters


 * First Encounters

Short Story Collections= {| align="topleft" style=" '''
 *  Collection

Upcoming Story plots=
 * 1) A school reunion goes wrong when 12 adults get stuck in the cabins for a week.
 * 2) *Doctor (male)
 * 3) *Writer (female)
 * 4) *Unemployed (male)
 * 5) *Wine Expert (female)
 * 6) *TV show host (male)
 * 7) *Reporter (female)
 * 8) *Priest (male)
 * 9) *Model (female)
 * 10) *Singer (female)
 * 11) *Quarterback (male)
 * 12) *Accountant (female)
 * 13) *Blackjack Dealer (male)
 * 14) A diligent flowershop owner finds herself basking over a customer.
 * 15) A magician makes a trick that would shock the world
 * 16) The darkness of night against the light of day; the love of opposites and the chaos that ensues.
 * 17) The hatred for Dolls and the insanity of living with them.
 * 18) A lonely man looking for friendship finds more than he bargained for.
 * 19) Jealousy and the results of controlling.
 * 20) When a scientist goes mad and has a wife, the outcome is not good.

Dis Raps For Hire=


 * 1) Season 1
 * 2) Whiskerfishy
 * 3) StWeavile6
 * 4) Laboratory Tuxedo
 * 5) Four4
 * 6) AwesomeGamer
 * 7) Tbone
 * 8) Ms. Greene
 * 9) Max
 * 10) Konnor
 * 11) Season 2
 * 12) Cody
 * 13) Devilishmind of fun
 * 14) Tbone II
 * 15) ParoThese
 * 16) Shamar, Rashee, and Chris
 * 17) Konnor II
 * 18) Jasper
 * 19) Scott
 * 20) Jordan
 * 21) Alex
 * 22) Daniel, Luke and Juliet

Epic Patts Battles= =Season 1=
 * 1) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 2) Mark Twain vs Jack London
 * 3) Norman Bates vs Hannibal Lecter
 * 4) Dick Clark vs Ed Sullivan
 * 5) Muhammad Ali vs Rocky Balboa
 * 6) Mister Ed vs Applejack
 * 7) Liam Neeson vs Leonardo DiCaprio
 * 8) Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali
 * 9) Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles
 * 10) Penn and Teller vs Siegfried and Roy
 * 11) Robin Hood vs William Tell
 * 12) PaRappa the Rapper vs Drake
 * 13) Phoenix Wright vs Atticus Finch
 * 14) Sadako Yamamura vs Kayako Saeki
 * 15) The Finale

=Season 2=
 * 1) Roald Dahl vs JK Rowlings
 * 2) Mr. Miyagi vs Socrates
 * 3) Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali II
 * 4) Sigmund Freud vs Freddy Krueger
 * 5) Danny Zuko vs Arthur Fonzarelli
 * 6) Buffy vs Blade
 * 7) Professor Layton vs The Riddler
 * 8) Dracula vs Frankenstein's Monster
 * 9) Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet
 * 10) Anthony Zuiker vs Agatha Christie
 * 11) Lauren Faust vs Steven Moffat
 * 12) Tiny Tim vs Ralphie

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Tournament Battles= =Brunswikian Tourney=
 * 1) Usain Bolt vs Slender Man
 * 2) The Doctor vs Slender Man
 * 3) Slender Man vs Scout
 * 4) Slender Man vs FDR

=Pixelated Tourney= !!!CANCELLED!!!
 * 1) Phoenix Wright vs Lara Croft
 * 2) Phoenix Wright vs Hank Hill

=Video Game Tourney=
 * 1) Booker DeWitt vs Captain Falcon

=Doomsday Tourney= =Movie/TV Show Protag Tourney=
 * 1) Nemesis vs Lich King
 * 2) Nemesis vs Sideshow Bob
 * 3) Nemesis vs GLaDOS

Other battles= =Epic Rap Battles of Pony-try=
 * 1) Discord vs Princess Luna
 * 2) Doctor Whooves vs Trixie Lulamoon
 * 3) Spitfire vs Lightning Dust

=User Battles=
 * 1) Lost battle: RapBattleFanatic vs Patts9009
 * 2) RespectthePixel35 vs Patts9009
 * 3) Patts9009 vs 723tbone
 * 4) Patts9009 vs LakuitaBro01
 * 5) Patts9009 vs Firebrand794
 * 6) Captain Coder VS Patts9009
 * 7) Διάβολος vs Patts9009

=Troll Battles=
 * 1) Troll Battles I
 * 2) Troll Battles II

=Old Series=
 * 1) Epic Rap Battles Of Little Shit Thing
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