User blog:Awesomesix/Total Drama ERB episode 11: High Heroes in a Half Shell

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Story
 Nice Peter:  Last time on Total Drama ERB, our contestants had to dress up.

 EpicLLOYD:  Imagine if we had to dress up. We’d look ridiculous!

 Nice Peter:  Yeah, when would we ever dress up?

 EpicLLOYD:  Imagine me dressing up as Adam…or you as Lady Gaga… *shudder*

 Nice Peter:  Yeah, I’d never do that. Ever.

''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">*Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD look at the camera for an awkward length of time, then talk again* ''

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Hey man, get up. I need to game real quick.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Seriously, Jordan, watch where you put your strap!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Miley Cyrus begins handing out trays* ''

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Miley Cyrus: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Here’s yours.~

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I’m hella in this.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh, sorry! I forgot about your suit! My bad!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">-but eh, what the hell. I’m not going to stand here like a moron and do nothing.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Justin Bieber: Part of me wants to get rid of him now, but part of me wants to keep him so I know I’ll never be out. '''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I call dibs on the hot girl who walks around in the bikini. You know, the one with the “Round number” signs…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ew, no.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Neil, I think you should use your cosmos stuff to fight!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Nah, my makeup is for looks only.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Hey, I could always-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eh, Poe and Justin will do.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">: Fuck!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Darn.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Justin Bieber: Now I have to make sure Napoleon loses for sure! I’m a sore thumb on someone’s FOOT! Sure as HELL I’m gonna stick out! '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Adam: I only want to do this to impress Eve. Well, I guess I could always impress her with sportsmanship? '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">: Hey Adam, I think if they don’t choose me, that you’d make a good girl in a bikini…I mean, you got half the outfit…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Are you hitting on me?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Please, you wish you could get someone as good as me to like you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eh, depending on how you look at it, I guess…I wonder if Eve has feelings towards me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Sista, listen here. You want Eve, correct? Well, then get out of your panties, and into her panties!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> But I don’t have her underwear…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> It’s a metaphor, you imbecile! Get yourself some of her Forbidden Fruit. Just don’t bite. Unless she finds that hot.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">…wow, thanks?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> What?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Were you trying to help me?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> With what?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Forget it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Neil deGrasse Tyson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I already did.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''' <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Team Epic Winners '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I want a piece of this action.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I’m in.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eve, babe, you’re fighting. Okay?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">..uh, what?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Didn’t you hear Ali? We’re fighting. I can’t risk an injury, or ruining my hair.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Yeah, it’d be a shame if your hair became a mess.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Also, look at these breasts! They’re too perfect, they’d get in the way!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I don’t think scarabs get in the way…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Those are some nice boobs!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Watch it, dickless-tater.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> So it’s me, Eve, and Turtle over here. We need two more people. But who?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Me!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Well, I can’t fight…I have a suit…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Don’t look at me!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I can’t help it…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Uh, Zach, sir?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Yeah?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> We only have four people who can actually fight…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Okay, one second.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Zach Sherwin grabs a megaphone* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> ADAM, YOU’RE ON TEAM EPIC WINNERS!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> What?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">…you could have just fixed up the rules, you know…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Since Adam is being a little crybaby piece of shit about not being able to fight, he’s fighting for this team over here! Winners get him on their team in the end!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Well, we could always win him back.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eh, this is something.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Adam: At least I get to impress Eve…or vice versa…I hope I don’t mess it up for her team. She’d get mad…but her cheeks when she’s mad…they just puff out like a chipmunk… '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Adam walks over to the Epic Winners and stands by Eve and Al Capone* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">…oh, hello again, Eve…fancy this…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">…yeah…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Adam, what is your opinion on turtles?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">...you’re pretty…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Well, I’m flattered.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I-I am?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> No, you look like a bitch.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I smell turtles…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> You smell anything you pull outta your ass, don’t you pube-fro?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Now, to start the fights! And to introduce the challenge hosts…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Zach Sherwin pulls a chord, revealing 4 turtles behind a curtain* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Cowabunga!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> GAH!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Bob Ross: GAH! '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> These four will referee the fights, and I guess that’s it. Well, I’m going to go have some cake now. Turtles, it’s in your hands!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> GAH!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> You alright?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I think he’s constipated. I don’t know, artists are weird.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Alright, dudes! Today we’re going fight, bros!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> NO!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> So, you guys will have 1 minute to fight each other, and the winning team gets a prize!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leonardo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Pizza, bros!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> AUGH!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(to Raphael): The hell is his problem?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Raphael <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(to Donatello): No clue, bro.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> First up is fedora guy and basketball guy!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Thanks for taking the time to learn our names, assholes…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Michael Jordan and Al Capone step into the ring to fight* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Well, this shall be interesting.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Yep.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I know I’M interesting. I mean look at me. For one, I’ve got nice, tan leg-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Cleopatra looks down at her leg to see Bob Ross holding it and sucking his thumb* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> What the hell are you doing?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> The turtles…they’ve come for me…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I’d ask what you’re smoking, but I’m afraid I’d get a real answer.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Must…not…listen to them…they’ll make me worse!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> If you don’t listen to me and get off my leg, I’ll make your whole life worse!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> They’re getting to you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Bob Ross: The turtles are getting to people already! *puts on tin foil hat* I need to make more of these…me and Lennon made ones for each other, in case the aliens came to abduct and probe us, but the turtles are just as bad! Turtles, I won’t let you win! '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*The scene cuts to the ring* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ready…set…go!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Bob Ross runs off* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Let’s dance, M.J.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I don’t swing that way, dude.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Al Capone grabs Michael Jordan by the arm and twists it behind him so the back of his hand is touching below his neck, and his arm is pressed against him* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Hey, that’s my throwing arm!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oops, my bad. Let me fix it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Al Capone grabs his other arm and does the same thing* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Son of a bitch!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Well, because I’m pretty sure this should break his arms, fedora guy wins to save time and bones!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Remember kids, be safe while fighting!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Michael Jordan walks down to where Ali, Bieber and Dynamite are standing* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ha, los-

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michael Jordan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Can it, glove boy.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ali, go out there and get us a win, because its obvious ball boy over here can’t do it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Up next, ginger guy and the girl in the leaves!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Break a leg out there, Napoleon.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> That’s not something you say to someone going into a fight…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Is it now?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Eve and Napoleon Dynamite step into the ring to fight* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Okay, I feel really uncomfortable about this.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh, it’s okay, you can fight me, I won’t hold it against you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> (next to the ring): Go Eve! Woo!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Miley Cyrus <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> (next to the ring): Napoleon, you go!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ready…set…go!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Napoleon awkwardly jumps around to avoid Eve’s punches, while trying to figure out a good place to hit her* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Pathetic!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I feel uncomfortable hitting a girl!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eve, knock him out!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I need something to eat right now, because my mood is feeling down!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Come on, Napoleon! Just hit me!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 5 seconds, dudes!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Napoleon punches Eve square in the face, causing her nose to start bleeding and break* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh my gosh! I’m sorry, Eve! I didn’t mean to do that!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">…it’s okay…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Eve steps off while holding her nose with her hands. Adam helps her down and immediately hugs her* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Holy shit Eve, are you okay?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Just a bloody nose…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I think I heard a crunch when the fist hit you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eve: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> It doesn’t hurt that much…okay…it hurts a lot.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Eve puts her head on Adam’s chest and begins to cry* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> It’s okay, Eve…I’m here for you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Leonardo pulls Eve away and begins to walk her away from the arena* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leonardo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Sorry, bro, but this chick needs to go to the infirmary, stat!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> God dammit…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> *the camera cuts to Napoleon and Bieber* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Dude, you just punched a girl! In the face!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I didn’t mean to hurt her like that!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> You’re almost as bad as Hitler, dude!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Hey!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Napoleon Dynamite: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I know how you work. You’re not going to piss me off with this, Bieber.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Okay, suit yourself. But know this. I’m going to make it further than you in this. You’re an unlikable nerd with a voice not even a mother could love, and a face horses would make fun of. To me, you’re a stepping stool. I’ve stepped over you once, I’m not afraid to do it again.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I must…eat…some…kind of…treat…or…my grammar…will taste defeat! GAH!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Starving dude against panties man, the prize of the fight!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Alright, time to lay some smack down for Eve!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> How about some for me, darling?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Anyone notice the lack of a turtle lover?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Probably ran off. Who cares?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Our score, that’s who.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Gahhhh…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Edgar Allan Poe and Adam step into the ring* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Let’s see what’s stronger; the pen or my fist!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Begin!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> HRR-It’s time to hustle, and shuffle, my man! You understand?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Uh…what?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Edgar Allan Poe punches Adam square in the face* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I come from the street, the only beef that you’ll eat is the one with me that brings defeat!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Edgar Allan Poe grabs Adam’s shoulders* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Poe, are you okay?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Adam tries to punch Poe, but he ducks and kicks Adam twice in the nuts* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> FUCK!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*The scene cuts to Goku and Hulk Hogan in a hot tub* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Goku: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I just had a feeling of great joy for the weirdest reason…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Probably nothing.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*The scene cuts back to the fight* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I’m the rillest and the illest, you motherfuckers don’t know what the deal is, my fist is what the meal is!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I think Edgar Allan Poe became Edgar Allan Dope…not as good as it sounds…ow…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Fight is over! The score is currently 1-2!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Adam steps down, and falls onto the ground immediately* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Loser!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> *Cleopatra picks up Adam* Oh darling, this must hurt!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> It feels like a scratch…and two kicks to the nuts…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> You sure they didn’t kick you in the nose as well?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> This must be a pain…perhaps if I could make it better…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Yeah, let me throw Poe into a ditch. Full of cacti. And snakes. I hate those fuckers.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Cleopatra begins to kiss Adam* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> *pulls away* Uh, the hell?'' ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> My turn!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Darth Vader bumps Hitler on the head with his fist* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Oops, didn’t mean to do that.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Al Capone: Well, I don’t know what’s going on here, but whatever it is, it’s awkward as hell. '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Bob Ross runs back into the arena* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Don’t worry guys, I have my hat!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> However, you seem to have lost your sanity.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh crap! I think I dropped it!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh, it dropped alright…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Mustache hat guy versus boxer!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> When am I getting called?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Now, you dumbass…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> But I’m not a boxer…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">'''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Confessional) Darth Vader: Part of the plan…just part of the plan… '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Adolf Hitler and Muhammad Ali step into the arena* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Start, dudes!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Hitler neck chops Ali by saluting repeatedly until the time is up* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Salute guy wins! Tie!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Adolf Hitler walks down next to Darth Vader* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adolf Hitler: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Was I Hitler-y enough?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> What?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Darth Vader: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> He means was he good enough…gosh darnit, Hitler, you’re not that great..

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Al Capone, Cleopatra and Adam give Vader and Hitler a weird look while Ross curls up in a ball on the floor* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Turtles, try and get to me now! Ha!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Cleopatra shoves Ross away from her with her foot* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> And I’m back. What’s happening?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Afro versus pancake! Tie breaking final round!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Alright, back in time I guess. Winners get Adam, remember!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Guys, do we want Adam?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Ali and Miley shrug while Napoleon rolls his eyes, Poe is busy beatboxing, and Tyson is nowhere to be seen* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> No it is.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ross, win this for me and E-I mean the team…heh…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Ross and Bieber step into the ring* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Alright, 3…2…1…go!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh no, don’t hit me! Don’t make us lose!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Bob Ross face plants onto the floor* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Uh, the hell?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Bob Ross screams into the ground* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> The turtles can’t get me like this!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> You’re kidding me…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I don’t know whether this counts as mental breakdown or just plain mental.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Justin Bieber takes Ross’s hat and rips it up* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> NO!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> You’re scaring me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 15 seconds!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh fuck it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Justin Bieber flicks Ross’s nose* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> They’ve gotten to you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh fuck it, Massive Failures win.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eh…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Team Epic Winners, meet me at the ceremony, Adam included.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Muhammad Ali: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Wait…I thought you said “winners get Adam”. Well, we won, so shouldn’t he join us?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> No, I meant the Winners, as in, the “Epic Winners”. You know, your opponents?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Why?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Because you guys got Dynamite, it’s only fair.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adam: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Eh, whatever.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*The scene transitions to the elimination ceremony, where Hulk Hogan is standing by the podium* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Due to technicalities with Zach and George, and Peter, none of the usual can be here.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Amen.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Also, because I don’t know why, Eve, Adam, Hitler Vader and Cleo are immune from elimination. Which means…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Goodbye, guys!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Let me finish, first.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I’m afraid I have to leave, before the turtles get to me!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> What.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> The turtles are getting to you guys, so you might want to make some tinfoil hats to save yourselves! I’m warning you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I think you leaving will save us enough.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">…no, what.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Bob Ross walks down to the dock* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I doubt that will be explained, so…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*The scene cuts to the dock, where Macho Man is holding a barrel covered in tinfoil and putting it on a boat* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Is this tinfoil really necessary?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Yes! Now drop me!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Kay, man…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Macho Man places Ross on the boat* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> So, today was awful. Got taken from an episode, missed a lot of action, lost my god damned cake…guess this is a bad note to leave on. Will Adam make up his mind? Will Bieber and Napoleon resolve all conflicts? Will Tyson live out his dream of the girl in the ring holding the signs? Will I ever get my cake back? Tune in next time to most likely find me eating my cake on Total Drama ERB!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*The scene cuts to the boat in the middle of the ocean. Ross hears walking outside his barrel* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Who’s there?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hey guys, where’s the pizza?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Hello?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Michelangelo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Which one?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Oh god no…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> I’ve eaten 3 of them already…oops!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*the camera zooms out slowly from the back of the boat* ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:200%;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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