User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 6: Mike Tyson vs Iron Man

Hello everyone, this is my sixth battle, and again, it's not my best, but I hope you enjoy!

Cast
DeStorm Power as Mike Tyson

Nice Peter as Iron Man

EpicLLOYD as Rocky Balboa (cameo)

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MIKE TYSON!

VS!

IRON MAN!

BEGIN!

Mike Tyson:

Yo, Mike Tyson here, and I'm the greatest boxer of all time.

Like Muhammad Ali, you bitch, prepare to get crushed by my rhymes!

Why don't you let Jarvis help you win in this battle, Tony?

You were never even that popular before your Iron Man movies.

I'll punch you with my boxing gloves, and it will hurt really hard.

I got strong muscles and a face tattoo, you lost this battle from the start.

I'm the better Iron, hands down, no doubt.

I'm a heavyweight champion who made it to the Hall of Fame, so just get out.

Iron Man:

I AM IRON MAN!

Think you can beat me? I'm gonna Whiplash your ass!

My raps will blow you like a Dynamite, Kid.

Your face is so damn ugly, you're The Baddest Man on the Planet.

I'm a billionare, you're just a fucking boxer, dude.

Even Rocky Balboa is a better boxer than you, tool.

You're not even tough at all, Mr. Gap Teeth.

You ear biter, don't you dare mess with me.

Mike Tyson:

I'll mess with you whenever I want, you're not the boss of me, Tony.

Whoever created you, must've been out of their minds, which was Stan Lee.

You're the worst superhero ever, and you're the worst Avenger.

Was there another one? Oh yes, you're also the worst Marvel character.

Iron Man:

Learn to shut the hell up for once, because I'm Invincible, Mike.

You're just a small and shy freak, who needs to get a life.

You even got bullied, because you're such a wimp.

And you got arrested more than 30 times, man that's just sick.

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Mike Tyson Iron Man