User blog:RespectthePixel35/Minecraft Multiplayer Rap

Enjoy. This is not a fan-made battle, so yeah. Plus, barely anyone goes on RBNW anyway. Rap based on Minecraft Servers and shtuff. Like Dis Raps, but for nobody in particular.

I'm really pissed off, so I made this rap.

First, we gotta talk about this crap.

So.

It started out as normal Super Craft Brothers,

I tried my best not to rage at others.

I'm in the lobby for Clockwork, and some dude chose Creeper.

I hate doods dat do dat, feckin' cheater.

Every 5 seconds you'll see in the chat bar:

"[Squid] awesomeguy35 was murdered via the dark arts."

4 lives, 3 lives, 2 lives, one.

Guy comes up, and I know I'm done.

Hit with my ink sac, flies right off the map, and suddenly I've won.

Then.

Hunger Games server, looking to murder.

I lag too much, and I can't go any further.

The only one open was game six,

I looked at the sign, and right-clicked.

Teleporting to a hoarding of fourteen,

"Game starting at the count of 3"

1. 2. 3.

I run for the chests, I got just one weapon.

A wooden sword. Time to teach people a lesson.

I was leader of the hoard, till a guy pulled out an iron sword,

I'm running for my life, I can't believe the item stored!

I reach a gorge. I'm trapped.

He pushes me in, and my health is halved.

But...

There just so happens to be a chest.

My health needed regen, so I just took a rest.

....

Iron sword, bow, food, armor, and enderpearls.

There are only 2 more people left in the world.

Odds are, they're teamed. Deathmatch in 30 seconds.

I almost screamed, compared to them, I'm defenseless.

I checked myself before I wrecked myself.

Butter leggings, iron chestplate, diamond helm, and full health.

10. Panicking, game lagging, looked for my boots.

5. That many seconds before I'm loose!

"4. 3. 2. 1. Have fun!"

Confined area made of quartz blocks,

I looked at their weaponry, swords made of rocks?

Leather armor, however, they are in fact teamed.

Me? Winning a Hunger Games? I've only dreamed!

I ran after them, sword slash, massive impact,

Just a few more hits, and I know I'm in tact.

That's a fact. They lacked proper attacks.

The only way they could win was if they hacked.

They didn't. I got my enemies stacked,

Whack, whack, whack, no turning back,

"awesomeguy35 won the Hunger Games on game 6" For me: Congrats.