Nice Peter

Nice Peter is the creative force behind the Epic Rap Battles, along with Lloyd Ahlquist and is the only person to have had a speaking part in every rap battle. He also battles Lloyd Ahlquist in Epic Rap Battles of History 15.

Characters

 * John Lennon
 * Darth Vader
 * Abraham Lincoln
 * Lady Gaga
 * Hulk Hogan
 * Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * Stephen Hawking
 * Easter Bunny
 * Napoleon Dynamite
 * Vince Offer
 * Dumbledore
 * The Cat in the Hat
 * Mr. Rogers
 * Christopher ColumbusKirk.png
 * Luigi

Lyrics (When he plays himself)
Verse 1

The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie

But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys.

Look at you, let me just tell you what I see

You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me.

I drew moustache on your face and played a mean Hitler

Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler.

You big toothed, choppy face, horse looking prick.

You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick.

Verse 2

I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.

You've got as much music talent as Chuck Fucking Norris.

Verse 3

You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?

It's like i'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum

Verse 4

Man.. you don't even have to say that kind of shit.

Fuck the rap battles, and you, I quit..