User blog:WonderPikachu12/ERB: VG vs H News with...?

 [12:27 PM PST, AUGUST 31, 2015] 

I HAVE RECIEVED AN INCOMING TRANSMISSION...__

IT SEEMS TO BE A LIST OF NAMES FROM...OVER 200 YEARS AGO?...

LET'S SEE...__

GROUPS OF FIVE, SETS OF NAMES ON EITHER SIDE OF A "VS".__

I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF THEM,__

BUT I AM CURRENTLY DOING RESEARCH.__

THE FIRST LINE GIVES ME NAMES THAT, UPON RESEARCH, GIVE ME CRIMINALS.__

AT LEAST, THE FIRST ONE IS...__

BUT I'M CURRENTLY UNABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION ON THE OPPOSING SIDE.

I'M ALSO RECIEVING SOME SORT OF AN AUDIO RECORDING...__

...and taking down these juveniles.

''You really think you have a chance? Ooh! I like it! Denial!''

''Spit out petroleum gas! Ignite and blast...''

THE SECOND LINE GIVES TWO NAMES OF ARTISTS...__

NOT TRADITIONAL ARTISTS, OF COURSE.__

SIMILAR TO THE FIRST SET, THESE TWO SEEM TO BE CRIMINALS.__

THEY ARE CONSTANT PURSUED BY THE POLICE.__

ONE SEEMS TO BE INVOLVED IN A GANG, AS WELL...__

ANOTHER AUDIO RECORDING.__

...Behold the face of the composed Van Gogh and skates will roll,

Then I'll exterminate your whole patrol, it'll be Pest Control...

THE THIRD ONE...__

THIS ONE SEEMS TO BE CONSISTED OF ROYALTY.__

'SPECIFICALLY WOMEN. TWO WOMEN OF POWER...__'

ONE BORN INTO THE POSITION, THE OTHER MARRIED INTO IT.__

ONLY ONE SIDE SEEMS TO HAVE ANY REAL PHYSICAL POWER.__

THE OTHER IS MORE SOLELY POWERFUL THROUGH POSITION.__

ANOTHER AUDIO RECORDING.__

...You think I'll take this from a princess who's on a curfew?

''You married man with a foot-fetish. He recognized you by your shoes!...''

THIS NEXT ONE...__

WELL, THIS ONE IS CERTAINLY INTERESTING...__

ANOTHER MATCH-UP OF POWERFUL WOMEN.__

STRONG FIGHTERS.__

I REMEMBER THIS...__

ANOTHER AUDIO RECORDING.__

''...my rhymes burrow in deep. It's no big feat.''

You're Master Chief without the MC, while I can keep the mic in hypersleep.

You always mask your face...

THE FINAL ONE OF THE SET.__

THIS ONE SEEMS TO BE CONSTRUCTED OF, WELL...__

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.__

NO PUN INTENDED.__

THESE TWO ARE KNOWN FOR BUILDING VARIOUS STRUCTURES.__

BOTH ARE KIND OF STUMPY, TOO.__

LAST AUDIO RECORDING.__

...has joined the game to shame this special imposter,

Who's more of a flop than his blockbuster at the Oscars.

I slay cows...

INFORMATION SHOWS THAT THE INITIAL RELEASE OF THE FIRST ON THIS LIST WAS TO BE...__

FIVE DAYS AFTER THIS LIST WAS PUT UP, IT SEEMS.__

AND THEN THE REST FOLLOWING WEEKLY...__

TOO BAD I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE EVEN ARE.__

NOT THAT IT MATTERS.__

THIS IS ELLEN RIPLEY, LAST SURVIVOR OF THE NOSTROMO.__

SIGNING OFF.__