User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything S1E9: ELECTION DAY

Greeting kids. This is a presidential battle that I have planned for months. Anyways, I went to the voting polls and helped the governor sign wave while my family voted. So, we got the businessman Donald Trump taking on former U.S. Senator, First Lady, and Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Let's go, shall we? I have been planning this for about 2 months.

EpicLLOYD as Donald Trump

Kimmy Gatewood as Hillary Clinton

Nice Peter as George Washington

Grumpy Cat as himself

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

DONALD TRUMP

VS

HILLARY CLINTON

BEGIN!

Donald Trump
When you rap against Trump, it's a No Fly Zone

Like your email scandal, your cover's full blown

Would they elect a president who kills people in Benghazi?

That has the exact IQ of a Nazi?

Or would they elect a president that nobody would hate?

Who's main purpose in this office is to make America great?

Then you get Trump, got my name on a side of a casino.

Less Latinos, and facial sponsorships with Cheetos.

Blow everything up, especially Kim Jong-un and China.

Cause we don't want our system being ran by a fat vagina

Hillary Clinton
I got the rhymes, I've been in the White House at all times.

Fucked up Bin Laden cause of his crime.

Flip a coin in, (See me on the dime!)

Must be pretty clueless, (Acting like a mime!)

When you build a wall, your gonna ruin it all!

Even though I'm shorter, I'm still standing tall!

This is just like professional wrestling when you fall!

Removing illegal immigrants, even though your wife was one! Bad call!

Pokemon Go to the polls, I'll rock the vote!

Cause in this election, your gonna choke

George Washington
This terrible battle is revolutionary how boring it can be.

If there is 2 important people, why can't we have 3?

You dont wanna mess with Good old George!

Whos heart is colder then winter in Valley Forge.

Starting with you, Mr. Drumpf (gag)

Innocently touching women by their stuff.

This ain't a reality show, with you as the star.

With your fancy wife and your fancy car.

Now to you, women with a smile of a psychopath.

Better move along, with your New York ass.

How about we do it old school, clear up the fog

Where everybody doesn't fucking swear their ass out like wild dogs.

This country is going through a midlife crisis

We dont want a president who encourages ISIS!

(beat stops)

(George slaps Trump)

(George gives Hillary a mean look)

Horse, away.

Announcer
who won?

whos next?

you decide.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ELECTION DAY PRICKS!

ASA
I hope you enjoyed this battle. Anyways, right now, Trump is ahead 140-104. Byeshhhh