User blog:0ShadowStories/Aquaman VS Hawkeye

A battle between these two heroes who just get hated on more then any of the other members of their respective groups to decide who is...less hated pretty much.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Aquaman VS Hawkeye! BEGIN!

Hawkeye:

Look at the blonde swimmer with a name that's stolen.

You've never been better, whether silver or golden.

I'll catch up your fish in a net arrow.

Get them away from this freak with a brain capacity that's narrow.

With those orange and green tights, you fail every mission.

I can beat you with one arrow of ammunition.

I'm an organ donor! You're a slave owner!

The League doesn't want you cause you're just a loner.

Aquaman:

Stop! I'm the king of Atlantis, don't mess with me.

I'm the only ever born, underwater OG MC.

I'm the modern hero, you're a thing of the past.

You were made but you're writers thought you wouldn't last.

Beat you so bad, stick my trident up your ass.

Pop you like a balloon, cause you're full of hot gas.

You're owned by disney, you mickey mouse suck up.

You've got no room to talk so shut the fuck up.

Hawkeye:

Come on Arthur, show you know how to fight.

Even Poseidon knew he wasn't impossible to smite, that's right!

I'll crush and smash you like play-doh.

Took inspiration from you when they made Sharknado.

I'm spitting raps ice cold like Santa.

You're only known villain is a civil rights manta!

You won't be able to handle the pain i'm about to inflict.

You'll be the 3rd Justice League member to get their ass kicked!

Aquaman:

I'm only going to tell you one last time.

You're a purple peter pan who is past his prime!

I'm the leader of the entire Atlantian race!

You're just a Green Arrow copy and paste!

You get lots of hate, well ditto.

I'll leave you alone and broken like a Widow.

You'll be begging for mercy while this king kicks your ass.

Stop being a hero, go teach 2nd rate archery class.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.