User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris

Abraham Lincoln
65 years and four guests

I won the civil war in my beard. We are here to help you beat your ass I am!

I have almost looking at you. Tears cure cancer?

Well, tell Chuck, because I do not sit crying from your career?

Worked in total TV sales gym you started.

You've lost the return of the dragon, I want to lose this fight!

Put your song in my mouth, I want to tear the hair from the chest.

I crush you into the Korean crush me.

I will not start now, but you never lie to me.

You're a horse limp, I will!

Chuck Norris
Gettysburg, this is not a punk. I suggest that you resign.

When I started playing, I invented rap music to my heart.

Chuck Norris does not play. However, it can help you lose.

My RAP blow your mind, as John Wilkes Booth in the oral!

Abraham Lincoln
I have my face on the side of the mountain. They vote for McCain.

It'm try to rain, and I do, I have a bucket full of my head!

You can prevent the ball and beard? I'm beggin 'time with my skull.

I think this is an interesting Walker, Texas Ranger, but I've never seen the program.

Chuck Norris
I chuck Norris's fuck!

Weak civil war, I spread to 40 score you son of a bitch gore and have more blood!

I will split an alliance with roundhouse kick.

Grew up in the beard of my cock, I was wearing a black belt!

When you attack a shark, bleeding fragrant they are me.

I do not want to go for a swim, the water want to be me!

I hope, the fist light at high speed that I make.

You may have the slaves free, but you chuck is a master of all!