User blog:Awesomesix/50 super Food facts that will blow you

Food.

Facts
That's all for this month.
 * 1) You can eat about 97% of the food out there.
 * 2) Food is edible.
 * 3) Sea cucumbers grow faster than land cucumbers.
 * 4) Starfruits are named after the fact that famous people rub them over themselves to survive.
 * 5) A tomato is actually a grain.
 * 6) Broccoli are actually baby trees.
 * 7) Cauliflowers are albino trees. Stupid albinos.
 * 8) Cooking something automatically makes it food. No exceptions.
 * 9) Human taste better than cows.
 * 10) Vegetarians are evil.
 * 11) One fifth of the world's meat is real meat.
 * 12) You can die from eating.
 * 13) Cheese got its name when they found out "Aged cow boob milk" didn't sound good.
 * 14) We drink milk from another animal's boobs, because milking women is inhumane.
 * 15) Corn is a legal weapon in 5 states.
 * 16) Ice cream contains sea weed. No really this is true.
 * 17) Eating people isn't acceptible in the U.S.
 * 18) Cottage cheese is disgusting.
 * 19) Sea weed almost tastes as good as real weed.
 * 20) Not all plants are food, but all foods are plant.
 * 21) Dairy products smell bad if left out long enough.
 * 22) Spring water contains fish urine.
 * 23) Fish contain fish urine.
 * 24) If you set to your mind to it, anything tastes like chicken. Except chicken.
 * 25) Anything is edible if you believe.
 * 26) Taco Bell's meat is actually laxivates.
 * 27) Honey is made from bee nightmares.
 * 28) Every chocolate bar contains 7 insect legs and 1 child's tears.
 * 29) If an animal tries to eat you, eat it back. It'll taste like chickens.
 * 30) Many people know peanut butter heated at a certain temperature turns to diamond, but few no tomato sauce hot enough turns to gold.
 * 31) Ketchup is a smoothie.
 * 32) "Eat your vegetables" is the only thing both cannibals and regular people can say to their kids where it makes sense.
 * 33) The squids used in calamari are the same squids used in hentai.
 * 34) Slapping people with baguettes is a common greeting in France.
 * 35) America has the best food.
 * 36) Hot dogs are made from children's dreams.
 * 37) Pancakes, despite their names, are not pans.
 * 38) Butter is ranked as the 5th best lubricant.
 * 39) Most people are allergic to peanuts because peanuts are ugly.
 * 40) Your shit is actually made of chocolate. Try it.
 * 41) Playing with your food is more fun than real friends.
 * 42) Gingers have no souls because their souls are made into gingerbread.
 * 43) Nobody likes spinach.
 * 44) Cabbage is actually a species of underground midgets, a bunch of it is called a "head" because the midgets are beheaded when ready.
 * 45) I can't cook.
 * 46) Cooking is easy.
 * 47) Most restaurants hire real cooks.
 * 48) Most restaurants use real food.
 * 49) I still can't count.