Talk:Upcoming ERB suggestions/@comment-30898879-20120807145037

ANNOUNCER: Epic Rap Battles of History! Shoop-Da-Whoop VS Derpy Hooves! Begin! --- SHOOP DA WHOOP: I’mma firing my laser all over Ponyville, dude, Wait, you’re a girl? No mean to be rude, My mouth has the power of a large hadron collider, And you’re a muffin addict on a whack pack of cider, Your eyes are going round like a pack of mad boys, I’ll censor you like The Hub censored your voice, I can’t see you as a threat, you four legged doosh, Time to feel the wrath of shoop da whoop, WOOSH! --- DERPY HOOVES: I just don’t know what went wrong, with your face, You can’t criticize my eyes, yours are all over the place, Shooting that laser like a brony throwing up, That community idolises me, total pony blood, Your stay in the viral hotel has just expired, I’m new in the penthouse, but your room is on fire, Like Fluttershy in a rage, this story has a new page, When my San Diego Comic Con toy sold out like gold bars on Ebay! --- SHOOP DA WHOOP: Don’t you realise, My Little Pony’s not for boys, And I’d rather catch the bieber fever than play with your damn toys, My laser has more popularity than you ever will get, And you’ll never see Friendship is Magic Season 3, I bet! --- DERPY HOOVES: No red-lipped dude should say those things, everypony knows, I’ll electrocute you, make you look like Zecora, the one that glows, I may have caused a stir, but the battle isn’t lost, The production team accept me, just ask Lauren Faust! --- ANNOUNCER: Who won, who’s next, you decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

(This is my first rap battle)