User blog:Joshuakrasinski/jiffpom vs boo

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

JIFFPOM!

VS.....

BOO!!!!!

BEGIN!

Jiffpom
it's jiffpom internet legend stepping to the mic.

let me tell you stright boobear this isn't your night,

nobody remembers you anymore they all belong to me,

i'm gonna bite your ass to ensure my victory,

claw scratch bite and punch just like a barbaloot,

your gonna be forgotten sooon your gonna get the boot,

i've already won this battle don't bother trying to rhyme and attack,

cause compared to me your as ugly as a cat,

Boo
i'm the world's cutest dog for a reason i got millions of views,

you got no game against me so what are you gonna do?,

people love me i make they're hearts melt,

while they rather turn you into a fur pelt,

i'm cute your ugly that's not opinion it's fact,

your raps are wack i'm the leader of this wolf pack,

i will delete your account then roast you alive,

i'm winning this battle my words cut like knifes,

Jiffpom
okay i'll give you that but i've overthrown you in popularity and that's that,

i'm winning more hearts then you ever could in your career,

i will scare you so hard you'll cry and run in fear,

i'm a nightmare on when it comes to raps and rhymes,

cause when it comes to me vs you it's your end times,

i'm rapping like lasers are shooting out of my mind,

i got more views then all of yours combined,

i'm exploding into battle like a landmine,

Boo
clearly you didn't see it was my time to shine,

too bad you can't click on a remote to rewind,

i've won this battle jiffy your piss is gonna need some hefty,

your about as worse then that stupid puppet jeffy,

i'll karate chop you in half call puppy bruce lee,

there is only one cute puppy on the internet and that is me,

yiff yiff my bite is worse then my bark,

i ran circles around you like this was a ballpark,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! JOSH'S *DOG BARK* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!