User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine

SEASON 6 HERE WE GO!

Freddy Krueger
One or two, Freddy is coming for you.

3,4, lock, lock

Welcome to prime time! You should be as awake as a female head.

Spread red on your coverlet until you lie on your death bed.

Is there a healing factor? I received a murder complaint due to a ceiling error!

Under this mask, you are a singer/actor. I am a Slasher under the skin!

Xunzi, I am from Wes Craven's twisted heart.

They come from comic books that children get when they are doing well at Christmas.

A group of seagulls is called:

This is not even my main problem, it is just a seal.

Wolverine
Good gloves, babies, and bones and teeth are real.

The nail is like the strap above: Below is a cat.

Don't sleep? Is that caring about you and me alone? You can drink tea and hit your ass!

I turned Satan's ass to hell. They were beaten by Nancy at Elm Street.

I want to talk about burns, Mac?

PTA has turned your face into a deadly ball

Where is Waldo wrapped in a sweater?

Jason can't talk, he shakes the microphone better!

So take a nap from my cat and see if you can crack her.

"Your worst nightmare is not Hugh Jack Shit, at least compared to my weapon X flashback!

I am Adamantia Champion X-Man!

You can only be half of Edward Scissor.

So don't make me more angry.

I am launching your entire franchise!

Freddy Krueger
Look at the size of your body. Do you think I have any problems?

I don't know the difference between an action character and a stunt doubles.

What is the problem, you look tired.

Unlike Jean Gray, I am in your bed tonight!

For me this is a chicken magnet

Heavy metal complaints are really fascinating.

What the fuck is? An angry beaver?

When I first met Justin Bieber, I was even more afraid of the little Canadians!

Wolverine
The poem was stabbed.

If you need to bake butter, I will call you tomorrow morning.

I don't have time to save the world. What quality do you have?

You are a pedophile from the Midwest. At least R. Kelly can sing!

If you are looking for anxiety, you have the wrong room.

The only thing that scares me is the beer-free refrigerator!

I told you that you have met your game.

But if you have another scratch, please come back!