Thread:Loygansono55/@comment-4859778-20121219005536/@comment-4859778-20121219010334

Tell you what, here it is:

PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MASTER CHIEF!

VS!

SAMUS ARAN!

BEGIN!!!

Samus:

You and your future weapons can't defeat me

I've been in ten games and now it's time for another victory

This Spartan won't be able to face my rhymes

I'm a bounty hunter, and at least I can take my suit off sometimes

Master Chief:

You seem pretty confident for an 8-bit slut

I haven't seen a fatter game character since Jabba the Hutt

Except that tub of lard is better cause he's in an MMO

Come into my game and I'll put you on death row

Samus:

You think your raps are good but they're all epic fails

I can knock you unconscious with just my ponytail

I'm suprised you can even compete with me, you must be feeling blue

Since all of your fellow Spartans are trying to kill you

Chief:

Millions of players were shocked when they saw you were a girl

You're a tomboyish whore and a gorilla swirled

My games have sold tons of copies, this battle's nearly done

And then Cortana will announce that yet again, I've won

Samus:

I'll take your f***ing Warthog and run you right over

I'm so tough, I beat Ridley and made him my rover

I'll hire Metroid to suck your brains out right in his lair

Oops, I guess he can't suck out anything that isn't there

Chief:

The only thing that isn't there is a boyfriend for you

You spend all your time battling monsters with no crew

Out of all the Xbox games released, Halo is the King!

The only way you can be saved from my raps is by camping

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Don't give me any credit. I'll change the blog so it explains everything. Thanks