User blog:CaveJohnson333/Cave's Rap Battles Series Premiere ~ Phoenix Wright vs Sherlock Holmes

Hello, I am CaveJohnson333, and this is Cave’s Rap Battles

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Anyways, today we have the premiere of my new series, Cave’s Rap Battles.

RIP in Pieces Movies vs History, you will be missed :(

Today’s battle is title character of the Ace Attorney series and semi-decent lawyer, Phoenix Wright, facing off against the famous brit detective, Sherlock Holmes

in a battle of

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">something or other there’s a connection im sure

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">super thanks to bs for helping me with this, and mit whenever he makes the cover and TCs

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beat: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-the-come-up/

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Matpat as <span style="color:rgb(109,158,235);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">Phoenix Wright <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mari Takahashi (legit don’t know anyone who could play Maya RIP) as <span style="color:rgb(194,123,160);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Maya Fey <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Zach Sherwin as <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);white-space:pre-wrap;">Sherlock Holmes <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">and Miles Edgeworth (cameo) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Kevin Mooney as <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dr. Watson <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">EpicLloyd as Moriarty (cameo)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">Nice Peter as Godot (cameo) and Judge (cameo)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">BOLD is Maya and Phoenix rapping together

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Backgrounds for both: Ace Attorney courtoom, with them standing at those things

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">you know the ones

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">where the attorneys stand

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">yeah

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beat: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-the-come-up/ <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">Intro (0:14) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">CAVE’S RAP BATTLES <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">PHOENIX WRIGHT <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">VS <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">SHERLOCK HOLMES

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sherlock Holmes: (0:29)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hmm, one friends with Athena should have the wisdom not to face me, Mr. Wright

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">A semi-decent lawyer against one who dueled with the Dark Knight?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I say Holmes, he must be crazy, thinking people enjoy his game’s tedium

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yes, he must be trying to revive its enjoyment, always hanging out with a medium

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And don’t forget his hair, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">looking downright terrifying, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">like a hedgehog toupee

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And what of his sidekick, the one dressed up in Pearls? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ah yes, Ms. Fey,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">who got Misty eyed when her sister died, but summons her whenever she likes

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">My, how convenient! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yes, quite right, but when it comes to Feys, I think I’d rather face the tyke

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Phoenix Wright: (0:59)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nick, who’s that? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Maya, you don’t know the famous Sherlock Holmes?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Not really, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, imagine our friend Professor Layton, but drugged up on coke

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh, that sounds terrible… <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yeah, it really is. it gives him a horrible bravado

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So let Wright and Co. show him! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yeah! With disses hotter than Apollo!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And ironic you mention reviving things, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. I-Faked-My-Own-Death

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Thought you could beat Moriarty, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">but I guess the coke took YOU off the Edge!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So prepare for a Turnabout, Holmes, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">or you’ll be leaving on a gurney

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And you’ll get to see what happens when you step to an <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:700;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ace Attorney!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sherlock Holmes: (1:28)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hm, so the Final Problem still lies, hanging out with a teen all the time, what’s the prize?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s clearly a case of Jap jailbait, Holmes! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yes, you can clearly see the guilt in his eyes

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Taking advantage of a naive girl, believing in channeling spirits, he hides his inner demons

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(127,96,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Holmes, you’ve cracked the case! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(39,78,19);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But of course, it was elementary my dear Watson.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Phoenix Wright: (1:43)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">OBJECTION! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You claim to see through me just by looking in my eyes?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">HOLD IT! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Holmes, and <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">TAKE THAT! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">lie and save it for another time!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your claims are disgusting,   <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">it’s no wonder even the police don’t like you

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(109,158,235);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So we find you <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:700;white-space:pre-wrap;">GUILTY! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:700;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(111,168,220);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">of being a lying fraud! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Now can we go see the Silver Samurai 2??

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO WON? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO’S NEXT? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU DECIDE! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">CAVE’S!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">HOLD IT!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">BATTLES!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:21px;">TAKE THAT!

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Who won? Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson