Count Dracula

"I’m the vampire so cold they called me Nosfer-atchoo!"

- Count Dracula

Count Dracula will battle Vlad the Impaler in Epic Rap Battles of History 78. He will be portrayed by Nice Peter.

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Verse 1:
Does this mic still work after that blah blah blah?

Check one... two... hah hah hah!

The flex of a real spirit princeling, can’t vex me

‘Cause I nibble necks and I make it look sexy!

I’m universally known for intrigue and desire!

I shapeshift into mist and bone Winona Ryder!

Slick hair, popped collar, and a damn nice cape

While you’ve got less taste than a nan rice cake!

Your rhymes are empty, like I leave vascular systems

I’d grant you the privilege of being Dracula’s victim!

But the thought of biting you makes me get nauseous!

You don’t look like the type who’s keen on neck washes!

Verse 2:
Wow! I didn’t know that you could read!

That’s great... now let’s see if you can bleed! (*hiss*)

Ha! You thought the sun could kill me? Not true!

I’m the vampire so cold they called me Nosfer-atchoo!

My syllable delivery is devilishly intricate!

I rock the house, once I’m invited into it!

And here’s a tidbit, that you can stick a stake up:

You’re losing so bad you should join team Jacob!

Renfield!

(Renfield): Yes master?

Call a doctor, not Seward (ugh!)

Cause Vlad the Impaler has just been skewered!