Talk:J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin/@comment-25599102-20160503012629/@comment-98.115.107.153-20160503013626

"Hey Vader

Why don't you suck my lightsaber"

"That's a good one Hitler, but I must confess

All I want is the two of us to have gay sex"

"You know it Vader, that's what I meant

I might be a nazi but I always consent ;)"

"That's right Adolf, I'll gladly suck your dick."

"Oh Annie, I think you're gonna make me Blitz."