User blog:MrAwesome300/Jim Henson vs. Jeff Dunham. Epic Fan Battles of History 4.

Howdy doo, and doody how! It's a new epic fan battle between the puppeteer of today, Jeff Dunham, versus the legendary puppeteer Jim Henson. Also featured in the battle are Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Kermit the Frog, and Rowlf the Dog.

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY JIM HENSON VERSUS! JEFF DUNHAM! BEGIN!

Jim Henson: It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest

Me, for proving which puppeteer is truly the best

My creations live on Sesame Street, yours suffer in Comedy Central

You talk to a purple freak, Peanut? Sir, you must be mental

Mitt Romney tried to step up to me but I would have knocked him down

He puts dogs on his roof?

Rowlf the Dog: Hey, that's an offense to hounds!

But this isn't about Romney, this is about a retard who argues with himself

Achmed: I WILL KEEL YOU, HENSON!

Jeff Dunham: Achmed, it's my turn to destroy this frog-voicing menace

You're a hippie, trippin' on Miss Piggies and Fozzie Bears

I make people laugh, you make little kids get scared

I'm a millionaire, you got money getting McDonalds to make Fraggle Rock collectors cups

The battle's already been decided, so just

Walter: Shut the hell up!

Henson: Dunham, I don't just make little miss hogs and pointy nosed grogs

You've left me with no choice to let my creation take the mike, Kermit the Frog!

Kermit: Dunham, piece of scum-num, you'll be living in the slum-nums

After I crush your puny lyrical humdrums

Your rhymes are as weak as Beaker, my rhymes are crazy, like an electric mayhem

Foul language? I'll call up the FFC and your show will be condemned

Who won? Jim Henson and Kermit Jeff Dunham, Achmed, and Walter


 * ENDING NOTE: Okay, I have to admit this wasn't my best battle at all. I had a very hard time trying to rhyme most of the words and this was an idea I had a few months ago. I also wrote the rap a few months, so that's the few reasons why this battle kinda sucked if you thought that. I still posted it for the sake of a new battle, because there hasn't been one in a million years.