User blog:NightFalcon9004/Winnie the Pooh vs Yogi Bear. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 21

Ohai, and welcome to the first battle of Season 3 for Epic Cartoon Rap Battles. This battle took quite a while to write, so I'd like to dedicate it to a few people.

First, I will dedicate it to Lexi as it was her birthday yesterday and she's quite a great friend. <3

Second, I will also dedicate it to Drak for his return, his kewl series, and most of all, his help on this battle. <3

Third, I will dedicate it to Loyg for having the original suggestion and making two battles of it, which were hilariously funny. (And like Ash vs Yugi, my version will be better.) <3

This also corresponds to the fact that We Bare Bears is now on Cartoon Network, the show Wonder took interest in, so I'll go ahead and dedicate the battle to him. <3

Anyone else? I'm dedicating the battle to Nikki as well because why not. <3

This battle can just be dedicated to everyone for being a big help to me and this series. <3

Well, now that that's done, let's move on to the battle, which came out so late due to my terrible work schedule.



The main character from the books by A. A. Milne and the Disney franchise of the same name, Winnie the Pooh, and the main character from the Hannah-Barbera series of the same name, Yogi Bear, rap against each other to see who's a better cartoon bear.

Beat produced by Cacola

Special thanks to Drakan95 for helping with lyrics



Announcer: (0:10 - 0:21)









BEGIN!

Yogi Bear: (0:21 - 0:40)

Hey there, it's Yogi Bear!

I got the rare flair to blare a yellow-hair tear anywhere!

Knock you outta my park like baseball 'cause I'm a bad news bear,

Harder to beat than your Home Run Derby and catching you off guard like Yogi Berra!

You reek of what I leave in the woods, Winnie the Pooh-Pooh!

I'll be covering your fat ass in honey and boo-boos!

My sweet rhymes are as yummy as honey; ask Boo Boo.

He'd even say…

Boo Boo Bear: (0:40 - 0:42)

Your appetite's more disgusting than Honey Boo Boo's!

Yogi Bear: (0:42 - 0:53)

Jot this down in your book to make a new chapter

In which I brutally rip this slow teddy toy after

I sting him like a hive. He won't be a happy camper!

You have very little brain while I'm smarter than the average rapper!

Winnie the Pooh: (0:53 - 1:25)

I may be big in size, but in fame, I'm a bigger figure.

I'll bounce on this bozo much harder than Tigger.

Who are you to call me a dummy when your style's so crummy?

I wouldn't try your honey-fried chicken if there's a rumbly in my tummy!

I'm starting a wildfire burn not even Smokey could prevent

And giving you a smackerel till you get Heffalumps you'll never forget.

Gonna drop flows like Poohsticks to blow you away

'Cause I'm a wind-Milne fiercer than a Blustery Day.

Now, I'm not one to break rules, but surely Ranger Smith won't mind

When I feed the bear and make him eat his own words and rhymes!

You're like a jagular: a faker. Soon, you'll meet your maker

Once I hunt you in these woods and cause a Hundred Mass-Acres.

Yogi Bear: (1:25 - 1:46)

With that soft voice stuffed with fluff, you belong in Care Bear land,

So skedaddle before I maul you with my bare bear hands!

If you think, think, think you can beat me, you must be Jellystoned,

You honey pothead with friends who can't do things on their own!

You'll be as depressed as that emo donkey when I go grizzly on the mic,

And bear hug you lyrically; you won't like me when I bite!

I'll leave you, Porky Pig, Calvin and Hobbes in caskets,

Then take my victory with me like a pic-a-nic basket!

Winnie the Pooh: (1:46 - 2:07)

Oh, bother. You're not victorious. I put the "win" in my name!

I may be a silly old bear, but I won't lose in this game!

Leave for your ark lark and take your entire gang,

Or I'll make a comeback at you and everyone on Boomerang!

I'm a star, the Paddington of Disney since they started the channel,

So don't bother to diss me when I'm the superior mammal.

Goodbye for now, but remember from this bout:

Stepping to Pooh's Corner was no doubt a mistake for this Cub Scout.

Announcer: (2:07 - 2:13)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



EPIC!

Bear: (2:13 - 2:14)

RAWR!

Announcer: (2:14 - 2:16)

CARTOON!

Bear: (2:16 - 2:17)

RAWR!

Announcer: (2:17 - 2:20)

RAP BATTLES!

Bear: (2:18 - 2:20)

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Who won? Winnie the Pooh Yogi Bear