User blog:ScoobyWho/Mike and Zoey vs Romeo and Juliet

This battle features Shakespearean lovers Romeo and Juliet against Total Drama lovebirds Mike and Zoey.

iTunes cover made by Leandro

Cast

 * Nice Peter as Romeo Montague and Mike (voice only)
 * Grace Helbig as Juliet Capulet
 * Dante Cimadamore as Mike  (body actor)
 * Hannah Hart as Zoey

The Rap Battle
(Colours represent their character, if rapping together, it'll have no colour)

Romeo and Juliet
En Garde! Who has come to battle us?

A bunch of teenage twerps, here to make a fuss!

Thus we must defeat them, before they get eliminated!

It's time to face the wrath of Romeo and Juliet!

We are victorious, let's not forget

You're only short lived, like Scott and Courtney!

Your only friend is a kid who's dorky!

Got MPD? Now that's some Total Drama!

What loner you are, Zoey, go back to your momma!

Because you are outmatched by us!

Mike and Zoey
Did you hear that, Mike? They think they are victorious

Well obviously not as our love is more glorious!

Wait until we rap and drop some bars!

Now it's time to beat these morons like on All Stars!

Our love is strong, you guys lasted with only a play!

When you died, Shakespeare turned grey

You've been killing couples for generations!

We're sorry, you guys are not to expectations

You guys lovebirds? More like love chickens!

Romeo and Juliet
You dare diss us with your competitive rhymes?

How can you win in such olden times?

Was it you rapping or was it Mal?

This is not love, more like a gal pal

You are better left off with Anne Maria!

Mike and Zoey
Oh, you want to play it like that, fine!

Cause listen here, you just went over the line!

We're Mike and Zoey, couple of the cartoons!

And we will pwn these flipping loons!

We love each other to bits, it's a blessing!

It's the Revenge of the Island  til ''The Final Wreck-ening! ''

Who Won?
WHO WON? Romeo and Juliet Mike and Zoey Tie