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GMB ERB 1: WALL-E vs. Wheatley

Announcer:

GMB ERB!

WALL-E

VERSUS

WHEATLEY

BEGIN

Wheatley:

I'll strut past this box butt and leave him for the pigeons.

I'm a bad, bad Brit, I make my own decisions.

I ripped the head off a tyrannic, panicked queen,

You clean up after the morbidly obese.

Yeah I'm starting neurotoxin immediately, see?

I'll get all the cores to join my symphony.

Body of GlaDOS, look at this rap flow.

I'll leave you and your garbage to bask in my shadow.

Wall-e:

Here is what my little binoculars see:

Megalomaniacal hipocrisy.

You ripped offa me. You can go to Chell,

and take that mangled maniac Space Core as well.

I got Eve as my fly girl. You're cycloptic.

I'll shock my fans twice- first was when I started talking.

You're floating peacefully, so be more chill, dude,

or this rap will begin the part where I kill you.

Wheatley:

I hate to impede, but I'm played by a comedian.

Soon everyone'll laugh. They will know you've been beaten.

I'm way better than you, I've been to the moon,

This dis'll rain on you- your desert's first monsoon.

Wall-e:

There won't be rain for a while, actually, wise guy.

Your raps got no style- they're stale and dry.

You gotten burned by Ben Burtt, I'm the best MC,

Great by day, greater by Knight- no one beats Wall-e.