User blog:TailsDoll99/Sheik (TailsDoll99) vs Pit (EpicLlamaSwag42) Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney

Sheik
You cannot terminate me, because you are a gay homo

You aren't badass, so come at me bro

You aren't tough, and you can't take my shit

You can't kick my ass, you freaking armpit

You can't defeat the one and only Sheik

You wouldn't eliminate this altered personality

You ain't got nothing on me, your blood is like my drink

You can't beat me, because I was the lady who tought Link.

Pit
You say "you" a lot, well, guess what, screw YOU

Calling me an armpit, but you smell like Epona's doo-doo

You dress like a ninja, but I can't see your stealth

And there's more to life than chilling with a constipated elf

Now hear the sad truth, you're secretly a female RuPaul

You can't win against a kid who has ACTUAL balls

Now suck my ocarina, I know to want to take a go

I'm an angel, therefore, HALLELUJAH, MOFO!

Sheik
<p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;color:rgb(170,170,170);">Bitch please, I'm a champion and a high-stealth ninja, you idiot!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">You cannot beat me you angel shit.

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Nice try pit, you can't beat me in this rap comPITition,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">Don't get it, well think you'd better use some deodorant.

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">And you'd never see me, 'cause I'm always agilitized in motion

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">When I've got more balls than all the men in kingdom

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);">You got defeated by my rap's curse,

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);margin-bottom:0px!important;">Hell with you, cause your the ex-angel, Lucifer!