User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 13

(We see Metal walking up and down the Ice Caps)

Metal: We need to get out of here!

Matt: We can't swim since we'll freeze to death

MSV: Wait do any of you have your cells on you

CW: I highly doubt we would get reception out here

Piet: Bob plz

Metal: Well it doesn't hurt to try

(Metal pulls out his cell and sees he has one bar)

Metal: YES

(Metal dials the phone to call Night, then It cuts to Night hanging out with Nikki near the lockers)

Night: Ugh who's calling me

(Night answers the phone)

Night: Hello

Metal: Night!!!!

Night: Metal where are you?

Metal: I'M IN FUCKING ANTARTICA

Night: Oh my god....

Metal: GET COUPE AND TELL HIM TO RESCUE US

Night: Can I do it after I make out with Nikki?

Metal: NO DO IT NOW

Night: Fine

(Night hangs up and it cuts back to the gang on the Ice caps)

Metal: Alright all we have to do is wait for Coupe

Piet: Wait Bobs we must have a moment of silence for our Captain...

Matt: Yes we should

(They stand for a minute being silent and Piet picks up Blackbeards hat)

MSV: What are you going to do with the hat?

Piet: Bary it

Matt: You can't dig up ice, plus the ice would just evaporate and eventually put the hat back at sea

Piet: NERDDDDDDDDDDD

Matt: Ughhh

MSV: Look our first priority is too stay alive

Metal: MSV is right

Piet: Good thing I brought supplies, wait bobs do you hear something

CW: Yeah, it sounds like footsteps

Piet: Oh god I know who it is...

Metal: The abomimal Snowman?

Piet: I took him down years ago

(We see a Figure running towards the guys)

Matt: I think we should run

(The figures comes up and Tackles Piet revealing to be...)

Piet: Oh my Bob, it's my ex student Icey

Icey: Ahoy Captain Piet, you have finally decided to come back for me after years

Metal: The actual fuck is this?

Matt: How did you survive

Icey: I learned to live with the penguins and than I eventually took over their empire

MSV: Is this legit

Icey: Here friends let the Ice man take you to his sacred man-cave

CW: I'm scared

(The gang walks up to Iceys sacred Ice cave where we see a Fire, Popsicle, and Weed)

Icey: Make yourselves at home

Matt: Wait

Icey: What?

Matt: Is that weed?

Icey: Yes it relaxes me during the winter

Matt: K

Metal: I fucking hate K

Piet: So Ice Bob how are the walruses

Icey: I killed them

Piet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MSV: Oh boy

Piet: How could you?????

Icey: Just smoke some weed man, It will chill you out

(Piet punches Icey and knocks him out)

Matt & MSV: Dumbass!!

CW: Let's steal his stuff

Metal: Good idea!

(Suddenly a giant wind blows in than the gang gets frozen)


 * 2 months later and we see Coupe and Dudewithasuit walking on the arctic floor*

Coupe: You think they're around here somewhere

DWAS: Oh yes

Coupe: Found them

(Coupe and DWAS run to the ice blocks and unfreezes Piet, MSV, CW, Matt, and Metal)

Metal: What happened!!

Piet: Coupe!!

Matt: Who the fuck is this fgt

Coupe: My apprentice Dudewithasuit

DWAS: Sup nigga

CW: How long have we been frozen

Coupe: Two months

Metal: Lets get out of here!

Coupe: Yes

(Everybody gets on Coupes TARDIS and gets back to the school. We cut to Metal in Coupes office)

Metal: Good to be home

Coupe: Indeed and do you know what do you have to do now?

Metal: What?


 * Coupe drops a pile of Homework on Metal*

Coupe: Have fun

Metal: Ughhhhhhhh

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