User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No.2 Finn vs Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YX1d2hd3is beat starts at 0:24!

Finn- Nice Peter

Link- Alex Farnham

Jake- EpicLLOYD

Zelda (cameo)- Marydoodles

Ice King (cameo) MC Mr Napkins

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

FINN

VS

LINK

BEGIN!!!

Link:
Showin' off Nintendo since 1986,

You get your sick kicks from Jake the Dog's licks.

Your silly bunny hat and your ugly doggy daddy

Make you seem gay, you can't kill baddies!

Your biggest fear is the ocean, that's a crying shame.

Its good your parents died- they'd be upset to hear your name.

I'm from Hyrule, a place of magic and wonder

Shitting your diaper as a baby, what a blunder.

I hang tight with Zelda in my special castle bed.

You wouldn't even let poor Ice King get wed.

Finn:
Link, eh? Too bad you don't have one.

I'm a hero throughout Ooo, everyone knows Finn!

I'm a survivor of the Big Mushroom War

Doesn't it suck that Zelda won't give you a little more?

I've got princesses that love me, you're just an elf.

Just stop rapping and get back on Nintendo's Fail Shelf.

Link:
Your raps make the Unholy Triforce seem good.

You do everything that no true hero should!

I'll kick your little ass and send you back to Boom Boom Mountain.

You couldn't even beat a deer; got pwn3d in a fountain.

Finn:
What time is it?

Jake:
ADVENTURE TIME!

I'm Jake the magical pup!

Your speghetti arms won't let you do a pull-up!

Your idiotic games make children bored.

Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs?

Why not just use a sword?

My wind waker is so strong

I've done things with Lady that may be thought of as wrong!

I'll shove my ocarina up your sorry green ass.

Your just a knock-off of a boss named Legolas!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC [Shmowzow!] RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!