User blog:Dragonsblood23/Brunswikian Tourney Jim Henson and Kermit (Dragon) VS Jimmy Valmer (Panchamp)



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JIM HENSON

VS

JIMMY VALMER

BEGIN

Jim Henson:

Its time to play the music, its time to light the lights,

Its time for Walter White Jr. to step up from a Cripple Fight.

Created the Creatue Shop while I grew up on The Sesame Street,

My raps will kill you so hard, Your Death Count will replace Kenny's

Your Jokes don't make people laugh, you cause them to simply cry,

So shove those fishdicks and the stick of truth so hard it reaches to the sky.

I've raised a global empire for entertainment,  You took Steriods you Addict.

I'll shut down Sexy Action School News so viewers wouldn't be such in tragic.

I'll send you under Fraggle Rock and maybe Sing a song and a do a dance to.

Because to tell the truth even Timmy Burch is a better rapper then you.

Jimmy Valmer: