User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/The Doctor's ERB Adventures- Episode 1- Poo, Black cats and the Time Vortex

Here is episode 1..Enjoy

Poo, Black Cats and the Time Vortex
TARDIS materializes in 1840s Baltimore. The Doctor exits to find Edgar Allan Poe being chased by a gigantic raven.

Poe "Ahhh!!!" "Someone please help me!!"

He runs and falls into a pile of horse poop.

Stephen King "You're in deep poo Poe"

The Doctor "What??" "How are you even here??"

King "I hung on to the police box all the way through the Vortex thingy"

King falls to the ground while the raven flies away.

Doctor "I am sorry. "I am so so sorry"

Poe "Hey, please help me, I'm covered in horse shit."

Doctor "Here.. Take my jacket."

Poe grabs jacket and is attacked by dozens of black cats.

Poe "Ahh!!!" "Ahhh!!"

Doctor "Oh that's right, there is a ball of yarn in there"

Poe "Ahh!!!" "Why didn't you tell me sooner?"

Poe falls into gutter and is eaten alive.

Doctor "You know, I should just get out of here" "To the TARDIS!!"

Doctor enters TARDIS and TARDIS dematerializes.

Doctor "sigh" "Wait!!!!" "I still need a jacket!"

To be continued in Episode 2- The Doctor searches for a jacket.

Thanks for reading!!