User blog comment:BackToTheFuturama86/Epic Rap Battles of What the Heck?--Jimi Hendrix vs Kurt Cobain/@comment-5393732-20130425040736

Kurt:
Hey yo, it's me Kurt! Beating me will take some luck.

(Kurt is saying that the only way he can be beaten in with luck)

Like corporate magazines, your whole band sucks!

(On the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, Kurt wore a T-Shirt reading "Corporate Magazines Still Suck")

That fro's gotta go, same goes with the 'stache.

(Hendrix is known for his afro hairstyle and large moustache. Cobain is telling him to get rid of them)

Representing Generation X, I'm here to kick your ass!

(Kurt was Generation X, as was his musical styling, to sme extent)

I'll drop your ass from the Space Needle, I'm Kurt Effing Cobain!

(Both Hendrix and Cobain are from Washington State. The Space Needle is a prominent monument in Washington)

You see with a Purple Haze after all that cocaine.

(Hendrix was an avid drug user. One of his songs is titled Purple Haze)

I'll choke you with your own headband for the good of mankind.

(Hendrix is known for wearing a headband under his afro)

Please! Shut up! Whatever, nevermind.

(A line in Cobain's most famous song, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is "Oh well, whatever, nevermind")

Hendrix:
For the love of God, somebody Unplug this guy's mic!

(The name of a famous Nirvana concert is Nirvana: Unplugged)

This queer wannabe should just go take a hike

(Cobain often said that even though he wasn't, he'd like to be gay just to piss off the homophobes)

You have another "insullt"? Please, I don't wanna hear it

(Saying that Cobain's insults aren;t really even insults)

I'd hand you some Old Spice, but you already Smell like Teen Spirit

(Another Smells Like Teen Spirit Reference. Teen Spirit is a brand of deodorant)

I'm Experienced all around, you're almost never spoken of

(Hendrix's band was called the Jimi Hendrix Experience)

And your wife here has been giving me some hard rocky Love

(One of Hendrix's style of music was hard rock; Cobain's wife's name was Courtney Love)

Pick up your Shotgun, aim it right between your eyes

(Hendrix sang backup vocals for a song called "Shotgun", which is the name of the weapon CObain used to commit suicide)

Now Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky

(One of Hendrix's most famous songs is titled "Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky")

Cobain:
You're not one to talk, Mr. Drug Overdose

(Hendrix died of drug overdose)

Your rhymes are Fecal Matter, I'd rather be comatose!

(For a while, Cobain was a member of a band named Fecal Matter)

I hate you so much that it makes me sick

(Play on one of Cobain's song's lyric: "I love you so much it makes me sick")

So go ahead, Jimi. Suck my Hen-dick!

(Play on Hendrix's name)

Hendrix:
Please, stop. Our lives will be so much happier without you

(The last line in Cobain's suicide letter was "[his daughter]'s life will be much happier without me.")

You're worst at what you do best, and that's the best thing about you!

(More Teen Spirit jokes! A lyric from the song is "I'm worst at what I do best")

Albinos? Mosquitoes? Libido? Well, fuck it!

(Last Teen Spirit reference. Part of the chorus to the song is "A mulato, an albino, a mosquito, my libido")

I'd see you in the Hall of Fame, but you've yet to be inducted

(Jimi Hendrix Experience has been inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame, whereas Nirvana has not.)