User blog:JPhil2.0/Third Official Wiki Rap Tournament: Round 2 - JPhil2.0 vs. Four4

Hello Ladies and Gents, I'm back with Round 2 of the Third Official Wiki Rap Tournament. This Battle featured Four4 vs. Myself. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY

JPHIL2.0

VS.

FOUR4

BEGIN!

JPhil2.0
It's time for you to quit for real, all your hopes have died!

You tried to coincide, but it's time for you to step aside.

You supported Negative Four, and that blew up in your face!

You're a disgrace to our race, plz pick up the pace!

You asked for your demotion, made yourself seem righteous,

it's priceless! You must think that the Wiki is mindless.

I'm not following you, you got evolution switched,

Nigga bitch, I got hitched, Joey, you've been dismissed!

Four4
Ohai! Let me Phil you in on what's about to happen

I'll overPower this mystery man who's glued to Night's bandwagon

I'll shut you down like Sierra does to your creepy flirts

'Cos who would want a goon like you, a freaky black nerd?

I need no bravado to battle you, I'm Legato Gelato

Not afraid to overshadow this geeky aficianado

After this, you'll feel more embarassed then when you were exposed a fraud

Your shot at victory here is smaller than your chance at being a mod

JPhil2.0
I spit my rhymes fiery hot, but my disses are ice cold!

You can beat an amateur, but to step to me you're bold!

'The Mod List' has been rewritten, and I'm at the top.

Stop trying to change power, you're out of that job!

You got another Wiki waiting for you, I've got a network!

While you're editing pages on Enderman, I'm the Wikia expert.

I've begun to deconstruct all the shit you fucked up,

what I deduct, is that you cannot help, only corrupt!

Four4
So it seems rapping should be added to your "Things I'm not so good with" list

Your resistance is futile, lmao, guess we'll continue, if you insist

You've wasted everyone's time trying to take a shot at the Dark, but you missed

Do you like Shark and send you packing, your effort clearly doesn't exist

Nigga plz, my flow sounds smoother than my theme song

You thought you could win? Lel, you thought wrong

You beat Nick but lose to a noob, I don't see why you're gloating

Get on my level m8, I've stolen the show like you stole Czech's coding

Vote for who you thought won in the comments!