Talk:Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe/@comment-24906386-20140522213128

'Epic Rap battles of History!! Red vs Ash Ketchum ! Begin:

Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum,hero from Pallet town, your clothes are interesin',you shoulda pair with Mr.Mime,'cause you look like clown. You may caught more Pokemon,but that's not right. You're just battling for money,I will hack you tonight. You silent bastard,thinking you're Game Boy? I am taking all ladies while your only GF is "Search and Des troy"!

Red:Time to unleash my words of Mastery, I am from Origins,fool!Your show is disastery. So,you decided to wake up from coma and become bad-ass in XY, They said you'll win Kalos league,pfft that's lie. You were trippin' a lot in Unova,filled with fails, Thanks Lord,Charizard has returned,otherwise anime would be off the trail.

Ash: You got all rot for staying so long at Mt.Silver. Then Gold arrived and left you at endless thriver. You're so full of glitch dude,turn of your cheat. Then you'll not wallhack all your way through Pokemon league. Pokemon Origins? Ha ,that is lame rip off of my show, Only four episodes? That looks like a game bro. You caught so many Pokemon so you don't feel alone, Step back for real master or I will use Mega Stone.

Red:Shut up Ass Ketchup,known as Bart Simpson, Justin Bieber hit puberty,you're kid with Turner Syndrome. You began your journey in 1997 and still couldn't catch them all. I caught majority in four episodes,you can freely suck my Poke-balls. Take a haircut and change your smelly clothes, catch a Ghost Type,then you won't have problem with those. Once I beat you,we will see who is gonna fall. So they will change title: " Gotta Red them all!"

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT YOU DECIDE?! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! '

'Hey everyone I don't know why is this blue/greyish, but since I am noob here, and I know nothing about this wiki, I made long time ago, this rap battle Red vs Ash. '

'I know it sucks. '