User blog:Wachowman/Wiki Big Brother - Season 1 Episode 1 (Welcome Home)



Wachow: hello everyone and welcome to the very first episode of Wiki Big Brother, I'm your host Wachowman and I'm very excited to be here with you and get this series to a start.

(The screen starts to show multiple rooms inside the house)

Wachow: as you can see here this will be the living quarters for our 16 houseguest that join us today. With six bedrooms with three beds in each room, 2 kitchens, 3 bathrooms, an HOH room, multiple rooms to discuss tactics in private and a backyard filled with exercise equipment and a pool, you can see these house guests will try their hardest to stay in this luxuries house and win the grand prize of one million dollars.

(The screen goes back to Wachow)

Wachow: we have a lot in store for you this season and we hope the houseguests have just as much to offer, but let's stop beating around the bush and meet the 16 contestants this season. This. Is Wiki Big Brother!

(A curtain rolls up behind Wachow revealing the 16 contestants)

Wachow: in various numbered groups, the houseguests with walk inside the Wiki Big Brother house and choose their beds where they'll be staying for the next 3 months, once everyone is settled in we'll get right to the first Head of Household competition, are you all ready?

(The house guests and the audience starts to cheer)

Wachow: now the first two to enter the Big Brother house are...by random draw...Gravity and Devil.

Devil: yeah!

Gravity: first up!

Wachow: head on in guys.

(Gravity and Devil walk into the house)

(Screen shows the inside of the house as Devil and Gravity walk inside)

Devil: woooo!

Gravity: wow man, look at this place.

Devil: yo, you and me, final two!

Gravity: huh?

Devil: c'mon man, an alliance!

Gravity: uh, sure.

Confession Cam

Devil: Maybe I jumped the bush a little, but the idea of the first two people walking in being the last two standing is an awesome thought isn't it?

Gravity: I'm really not sure about starting an alliance right off the back, I barely know his name! But hey, no reason to say no and make an enemy out of him.

End Confession Cam

(The screen shows Wachow with the remaining 14 houseguests)

Wachow: now the next two to go into the house are...TK and Metal.

Metal: oh, ok.

TK: alright cool.

Wachow: go on in guys.

(TK and Metal walk into the house)

(Screen shows the inside of the house as TK and Metal walks inside)

Metal: oh man look at this place!

TK: it's really something ain't it?

(Devil walks up to the pair)

Devil: hey guys what's up? I'm Devil!

TK: I'm TK.

Devil: me and Gravity got that room, there's still one more bed.

TK: I'll look around a bit more, thanks for the offer though.

Metal: I might take it, make sure I'm in a room with people.

Devil: I'm pretty sure everyone will be.

Metal: better safe than sorry.

(Metal walks towards Devil and Gravitys room and a TK walks around a bit)

(Screen shows Wachow with the 12 remaining houseguest)

Wachow: now...I will be sending four more people in this time...and they are as follows...Neo, Bobdave, Smoshery, Mat.

Mat: yes!

Smoshery: let's go!

Wachow: indeed, you may go in.

(Neo, Bobdave, Smoshery and Mat walk inside)

(Screen shows inside the house as the four walk inside)

Smoshery: yoooo man, this place is sick!

Bobdave: wow, this place is amazing looking.

Neo: can't say I've ever lived in anything like it.

Metal: hey everyone, welcome. The names Metal.

Bobdave: *shakes hands with Metal* Bobdave.

Mat: which rooms are taken already? I'm tired of dragging this stuff around.

Metal: myself, Devil and Gravity already took that room with the green door, the other guy went into one of the rooms upstairs.

Neo: there's rooms upstairs too? I'll take that.

(Neo starts to walk to the stairs)

Bobdave: I don't feel like walking up and down those stairs whenever I need to change, I'll get this one.

Smoshery: yeah I'm with you there.

(Smoshery and Bobdave walk into a nearby room with a brown door)

Confession Cam

Bobdave: I'm really excited to be here, but also I need to get serious, the game has basically started and Smoshery doesn't seem so bad, he also followed me to my room so no real choice there, I'll wait until we have a third person in our room and hopefully I can make an alliance.

Neo: I see upstairs as an advantage due to their being less people around, well hopefully less people, I want to be able to talk stragety in that room without anyone listening in.

Mat: I decided to not go in the room with Bobdave and Smosh since I honestly don't look at them like great competitors, if I want an alliance I want someone strong.

End Confession Cam

(Mat walks into a room with a red door)

Mat: this is fine.

(Screen shows Wachow with the remaining 8 houseguests)

Wachow: we're going back to two...and those will be Jake and Mendes.

Mendes: cool.

Jake: let's do this!

Wachow: head on in.

(Jake and Mendes walk inside the house)

(Screen shows inside the house as Jake and Mendes walk inside)

Jake: this is sick.

Mendes: I've never been in a house this big.

TK: hey guys, I'm TK.

Mendes: Mendes.

Jake: I'm Jake.

(Devil walks over)

Devil: hey! I'm Devil!

Jake: you know, I really think introductions should be saved for later, where's a free room? Let's all unwind first.

(Mat pops out of his room)

Mat: why, right here with the red door.

Jake: awesome.

Mendes: I'm cool with that.

Confession Cam

Mat: now Jake, Jake looks like a competitor, Mendes looks smart but not that strong, but that can be a good combination,

Jake: Mat rubs me off in the wrong way, not sure why I picked that room but I guess I couldn't say no.

Mendes: some of these people like Mat and Devil are very...energetic. Weird to act that way around a bunch of strangers.

End Confession Cam

(Screen shows Wachow with the remaining 6 houseguests)

Wachow: alright, we're sending you six in at the same time, so in this order...Voice, Loygan, Clock, GG, Dragon and Cyan, just head straight in.

(The six contestants walk inside the house)

''(The screen stays on Wachow)

Wachow: as our houseguest get settled in we will start to learn about them, we will see the alliances start to form and possibly even some rivalries. Once everyone has a bed they will go to the living room where they will introduce themselves to each other, then our very first HOH competition will start, let's see what's happening right now.

(Screen shows Dragon move in with Smoshery and Bobdave)

(Loygan is seen walking upstairs to the room with the yellow door)

(Cyan, Clock and GG all walk into the room with a blue door)

(Voice walks into a room with a white door, all alone)

Confession Cam

Voice: so I end up having a room all to myself, this is going to be terrible for my game so hopefully I can live through the first eviction and move into the bed of whoever goes out first.

Dragon: this is it, the game has now started, can't wait to get my game on!

Cyan: I've never been away from home like this, this is a whole new adventure for me. I think the best form of strategy is to find people to trust, and make that trust mutual.

End Confession Cam

(Screen shows everyone in the living room)

Bobdave: well everyone, this is it.

Loygan: best of luck to everyone.

Neo: can't wait to see how we all act in a few weeks.

Mat: true, I'm here to win, not help someone else win.

(Wachows face comes up on the TV)

Wachow: what's up houseguests.

Devil: hey Wachow!

Wachow: now it's time for everyone to introduce themselves and what they do for a living, we'll start from left to right so Cyan, you're first.

(Cyan stands up)

Cyan: hey guys my name is Cyan Dark, I'm 31 years old and I am a librarian and well, there's not really much else to it, hope you guys are as cool as you seem.

(Cyan sits down)

Wachow: thank you Cyan, Loygan you're up.

(Loygan stands up)

Loygan: greetings everyone my name is Loygan Sono I am a volunteer firefighter and I'm 25 years old, can't wait to get to meet all of you.

Wachow: thank you Loygan, Bobdave?

(Bobdave stands up)

Bobdave: hey guys my name is Bob Dave, but I don't personally believe in last names so I go by Bobdave, I'm 23 years old and I am a fast food manager.

Wachow: thank you Bobdave, Jake?

(Jake stands up)

Jake: hey guys my name is Jake Maniac, I'm 21 years old and I'm an exercise instructor.

Wachow: thank you Jake, Dragon, you're next.

(Dragon stands up)

Dragon: hey everyone! My name is Dragon S. Blood, I'm 18 years old and I'm a student! Nothing special really!

Wachow: thank you Dragon, Mat you're up.

(Mat stands up)

Mat: hi, I'm Mat Oro, I'm 28 years old and I'm a computer engineer.

Wachow: Mendes, your turn.

(Mendes stands up)

Mendes: hello everyone! My name is Mendes Mendes, yeah you heard that right, I'm 25 years old and I'm a wedding planner. Hope we can all be friends.

Wachow: Your turn Devil.

(Devil stands up)

Devil: how's it going everybody! My name is Devil Vale and I'm 20 years old! I'm currently working at an old folks home but I'm also studying to become a doctor. Can't wait to work with you all!

Wachow: someone's excited to be here, thank you Devil, Neo you're up.

(Neo stands up)

Neo: hi guys I'm Neo Brawler, I'm 33 years old and I'm a pilot for private jets.

Wachow: TK you're up.

(TK stands up)

TK: hey everyone, my name is TK Mit, I'm 22 years old and I'm a waiter, super excited to be here and good luck to everyone.

Wachow: Gravity it's your turn.

(Gravity stands up)

Gravity: sup guys my name is Gravity Man, I'm 29 and I'm a Camp Counselor in the Summer, right now I'm unemployed so that's why I had free time to be here, excited to play this game and good luck.

Wachow: thank you Gravity, GG your turn.

(GG stands up)

GG: hey everyone my names is GG Baby, I'm a truck driver and I'm 41 years old.

Wachow: this years oldest contestant, Voice your turn.

(Voice stands up)

Voice: hi guys, I'm Voice Less, I'm the one who sleeps alone in the room with the white door, I'm 22 years old and I'm a personal assistant.

Wachow: great, Metal you're up.

(Metal stands up)

Metal: hey everyone my name is Metal Fire, I'm 35 years old and I'm actually a veteran, I'm currently working as a cashier for a little bit of money but hopefully this show can help me finally retire.

Wachow: thank you very much Metal, Clock you're up.

(Clock stands up)

Clock: hey everyone! My name is Clock W. Firefly! I am a video game designer and I'm 29 years old!

Wachow: thank you Clock, and last but not least, Smoshery.

(Smoshery stands up)

Smoshery: hey everyone I'm Smoshery Bre, I'm 31 years old and I'm a little league coach, can't wait for us to be friends.

(Smoshery sits down)

Wachow: well everyone has been introduced, it's time to get to our first HOH competition.

Neo: finally.

Confession Cam

Neo: I'm so ready that I barely even listened to anyone, this has been on my mind all day, I need this first HOH to show everyone that I'm in charge.

Loygan: the first HOH can be important to some, but I don't want a huge target on my back right off the start, I'm going to throw this comp.

Devil: this is it, time to show everyone who's boss! This is so exciting!

Clock: thing is about being HOH is you can't compete in the next HOH Challenge is you win the previous one, it might be best to lay low for the first challenge and then see who's a threat next time.

End Confession Cam

Wachow: everyone please make your way outside.

(Everyone gets up and starts to walk outside)

...

(A few minutes pass as the houseguests are seen in a long structure with walls in between all of them)

(Each of them houseguests has a board, one side red and one side green)

Wachow: ok houseguests, let me explain the rules of the very first HOH Competition, it's simple really as long as you were listening to what everyone just said, you all will be asked a question and if the answer is true, put up the green side of your board, of it's false, put up the red side, easy?

Confession Cam

Neo: of course I can't win the first competition! I wasn't listening to anyone! Dammit!

Bobdave: I actually think I can do really well here, I payed very close attention to what everyone said, was just a hunch.

GG: remembering stuff is basically a secret power of mine, I got this in the bag.

End Confession Cam

Wachow:...but today there's a twist.

Dragon: twist?

Wachow: for this competition and this competition only, the person who gets the least amount of questions right will go home.

Confession Cam

Neo: ok hold up! I can get sent home now?! If I knew how high the stakes were already I would've payed attention, I can't believe this!

TK: this is intense, I hope I can do well enough to stay in, I'd hate to go home now.

Loygan: now there's the balance of trying to throw the comp, and not trying to go home. Smart Wachow...very smart.

Dragon: man, this got scary fast.

Jake: the guys back home would never let me live it down if I got out first, I at least need to stay in.

End Confession Cam

Wachow: now get ready...the first question is...true or false, Dragon is 30 years old.

(Everyone puts up the red side)

Wachow: everyone said false and everyone is correct, next question.

Dragon: well that was easy for me.

Wachow: true or false, Bobdave is a pilot.

(Everyone except Dragon puts up the red side)

Wachow: the correct answer is...false, Dragon you put up the green side that means you are wrong, everyone else gets a point.

Dragon: and that one wasn't.

Wachow: next question...Metal is 38 years old.

(Everyone except Neo, Mat and Clock puts up the green side)

Confession Cam

Dragon: now I'm just guessing.

Neo: did people actually remember the ages?

Bobdave: ah, the ages, didn't pay attention to that part, well there's a half and half chance to get it right or wrong, I'm no believer but hopefully luck will be on my side.

End Confession Cam

Wachow: the correct answer is...true, Neo, Mat and Clock you three were wrong everyone else gets a point. Next question...Cyan was the first person to introduce himself.

(Everyone except Cyan puts up the green side)

Wachow:...the correct answer is false, Cyan you were the only one wrong everyone else gets a point.

Mat: pfft.

Cyan: wait, I was first really? Damn.

Wachow: next question...Devil is the only one who is 20 years old.

(Only Devil, Gravity, Bob, TK, Mat, Metal and Voice put up the green side)

Wachow: the correct answer is...true, Dragon, Neo, Clock, GG, Cyan, Smoshery, Loygan, Jake and Mendes you're all wrong, everyone else you get a point, next question...Loygan is a volunteer firefighter.

(Everyone puts up the green side)

Wachow: everyone is correct let's move on. Next question...there are only four people whom are above 30 years old.

(Only Mat, Bobdave, TK, Voice and Loygan put up the red side)

Wachow: the correct answer is...false, there are five, GG, Clock, Cyan, Smoshery, Dragon, Jake, Mendes, Neo, Devil, Gravity and Metal you all got it wrong, the rest of you get a point, 2 more questions.

TK: come on...

Wachow: next question...Neo is 33 years old.

(Everyone except Dragon and Voice put up the green side)

Wachow:...and the correct answer is...true, Dragon and Voice you're both wrong everyone else gets a point.

Dragon: no...

Wachow: last question...Gravity was the tenth person to introduce them self.

Bobdave:...

TK:...

(Bobdave, Dragon, Smoshery, Neo and Mendes put up the red side)

(TK, Neo, Clock, Cyan, Voice, GG, Mat, Jake, Loygan, Devil, Gravity and Cyan put up the green side)

Wachow: the correct answer is...

TK:...

Bob:...

Dragon:....

Clock:....

Neo:...

Wachow:...false! Which means congratulations Bobdave you are our first Head of Household!

Bobdave: yes! Yes I did it!

Wachow: now hold on everyone...Dragon, Neo and Clock, you are the three with the most questions incorrect, and this will be the tie breaker, you three will put up a side of your board, of you put up the side that neither of the other two put up, you're out, so let's say Neo puts up red while Dragon and Clock put up green, Neo would be out, understood.

Neo/Dragon/Clock: yes.

Wachow: ok...I'll give you a bit of time to decide what side you're choosing.

Neo:...

Dragon: please...please...

Clock:...not like this.

Wachow: now! Choose a side!

(Screen shows two board flipped to red and one board flipped to green)

Wachow: well well...we have our first eviction...and the first person to be eviction from Wiki Big Brother is...

Dragon:...

Neo:...

Clock:...

Wachow:...Dragon, I'm sorry but you have been evicted from the Wiki Big Brother House.

Clock: thank god.

Neo: that was too close.

(Screen shows Dragon holding the green side)

Dragon: no...

Wachow: Dragon please say your goodbyes and walk out the front door.

(Dragon puts down the sign and starts to head to the front door)

Dragon: everyone, I know we didn't really get to know each other well but good luck to all, hope you all have a fun time and I guess that's it really.

(Dragon looks at Neo and Clock)

Dragon: well I wish one of you picked green but oh well, peace everyone!

(Dragon walks out the front door)

Confession Cam

Metal: man, poor kid, no one deserved to get out this early.

GG: it's better him then me but you could tell how sad he was, best of luck to him.

Neo: ok, from now on there's no screwing around, that was way too close and I would've been pissed if I was evicted first. Sorry to that guy but I'm glad he's gone.

Clock: wow! I can't believe how close I got to being eliminated first! I hope the rest of the game isn't like this cause that almost gave me a heart attack.

End Confession Cam

(Screen shows all the houseguest scattered around the house)

(Screen shows Devil, Gravity and Metal in their room)

Devil: alright guys, this is a good team.

Metal: you're saying that like we have any power right now, Bobdave won the HOH we should be talking to him.

Devil: that's not needed, we won't be his targets I'm sure of it.

Gravity: how would you know that, have you two even spoken?

Devil: we will, trust me, that's all you gotta do.

Gravity: hmm.

Confession Cam

Gravity: I'm not going to say no to Devil, but he's very strange, I'm not sure if I think he can pull this off but if he does, might as well be on his good side, hopefully he surprises me cause I'd like to be safe this week.

Metal: I might've picked the wrong room, these guys really aren't my forte, maybe I can use this to get on Bobdaves good side.

End Confession Cam

(Screen shows Smoshery and Bobdaves room)

Bobdave: heck yeah man! I have the power!

Smoshery: hopefully I don't have to worry.

Bobdave: no way dude you're good, but we do need some people.

Smoshery: well then they're suppose to come to us, who do you want to put on the block?

Bobdave: I honestly have no clue, but TK almost beat me so he might be a threat.

Smoshery: or a great ally.

Bobdave: hmm, you're right.

(Just then Voice walks into the room with him stuff)

Voice: hey there new roomies!

Bobdave: oh hey uh...Voice right?

Voice: yep! Since Dragon left do you mind if I take his bed so I'm not in a room alone?

Bobdave: hm, you know what, I won't mind at all actually, you did pretty good in that competition man.

Voice: yeah, I almost had it.

Smoshery: well if you're that good at comps and you're staying here, then join our alliance.

Voice: wow, that's sudden.

Smoshery: yeah, we were just talking about needing people anyways.

Bobdave: so are you in?

(Bobdave puts out his hand)

Voice:...I'm in.

(Voice shakes Bobdave hand)

(Just then there is a knocking on the door)

Bobdave:...expecting someone?

Voice: not me.

Smoshery: yeah it's my pizza delivery...no clue.

(Bobdave opens the door to find Metal)

Bobdave: oh! Metal! What's up?

Metal: may I come in?

Bobdave: sure.

(Screen shows the door close behind Metal as he walks in)

...

(Screen shows GG, Clock, TK and Neo in the kitchen)

Clock: man, I'm no chef but I'm sure even Gordon Ramsay would love this kitchen.

GG: that is a very high tech stove, what's in the fridge.

Neo: already looked, all sorts of meats, veggies, drinks, there's spices in the pantry, anything we want to make we can make.

TK: you two almost lost this kitchen.

GG: for real, you two came way too close to losing.

Neo: hey, it all worked out in the end, now we technically owe our game to each other.

Clock: ha, didn't think of it like that.

TK: I just wish I could've won, Bobdave is obviously way too big a threat to keep around.

GG: hopefully he isn't thinking the same of you.

TK: hopefully.

Neo: well, let's just say if you promise to keep me and my new pal Clock here safe, I won't mind keeping you safe, both of you.

GG: is that an alliance I hear?

Neo: just a mutual agreement.

TK: let's see who Bobdave puts up, I have a feeling I won't like the outcome.

Neo: fair enough, just remember my words.

(Just then Loygan walks down from upstairs)

Loygan: ah, there you fellas are, what are you talking about?

Neo: nothing special, who we think Bobby is putting up.

Loygan: ah, well there's really no telling.

Neo: exactly.

...

(Screen shows Metal, Bobdave, Voice, and Smoshery)

Bobdave: I see, I definitely don't need an alliance of three going after me.

Smoshery: how dumb of them to immediately put your name up when you're the HoH.

Voice: sorry, change of subject, why aren't you in the HoH room right now.

Bobdave: eh, I already moved my stuff, don't feel like moving it again.

Metal: anyways, yeah, those three want you out, the two I specifically spoke about should go up today.

Bobdave: I hear you, and appreciate the warning.

Metal: good, cause I need a group of people that I can trust, I hope this can go both ways.

Bobdave: one hundred percent.

Confession Cam

Bobdave: this four person alliance between myself, Smoshery, Voice and Metal is really something else, I feel like we have this game in the bag.

Metal: I like these three way more than my other option, I didn't dislike Gravity but hey, a games a game.

Voice: from being alone in a room to being in an alliance with the HoH, perfection at its finest.

Smoshery: this group will be fun for now and I actually hope we can make it far. Something's gunna screw it up though.

End Confession Cam

(Screen shows all the houseguests circled around the Round Table)

(Bobdave walks in with a tablet with everyone's faces on it)

Bobdave: everyone, this is the very first HoH meeting, how this will go is I will press two peoples faces on this tablet and their face will show up on the wall behind me, those two people will be up for eviction.

Metal:...

TK:...

Bobdave: my first nominee is...

(Bobdave presses a button in the pad as Gravitys face shows up on the wall)

(Gravity is visibly shocked)

Gravity: what...

Bobdave: my second nominee is...

(Bobdave presses a button on the pad as Devils face shows up on the wall)

Devil: no...

Bobdave: Gravity, Devil, I've been hearing things about you two working together and me being your primary target, I'm taking you out before you can take me out.

Gravity: what are you-

Bobdave: this HoH Meeting is adjured.

(Everything starts to play in slow motion as Wachows voice is heard)

Wachow: how will Gravity and Devil deal with being on the block? Will they find out Metal sold them out to Bobdave? And who will win the Veto competition and how will it change the game? Find out next time, on Wiki Big Brother!

(Screen shows Devil and Gravity give each other confused looks)

(Bobdave walks away followed by Smoshery and Voice)

(TK and Neo fistbump knowing they are safe for now)

(Mat watches Bobdave, looking slitely frustrated)

(The screen fades to black)