User blog comment:Iamthelegion/Ash Williams vs Jason Voorhees/@comment-5412428-20160225030121

That seems a little harsh, considering I founded this genre.

Before me, all we had was Englishmen and horrid monsters.

I'm the master of suspense, I flow like chocolate syrup.

And my bars are Hitch-cocked to put you out of business.

Was...was this supposed to rhyme?

