User blog:AlRickman394/Robin Hood vs King Arthur

Here's a battle I wrote. Enjoy.

Cast
Nice Peter as Robin Hood

EpicLLOYD as King Arthur

Robin:
As I swung through Sherwood Forest with Sean and Jean-Luc crusading

I was told to beat the King but I knew not I was debating

This caveman barbarian who sits on a fake throne

With a drug-induced story straight out of the Twilight Zone

I won your Guinevere like Lancelot and now I'm the pal of hers

You may have been something once; now you just have ex-caliber

I'll spit my rhymes like an arrow and split your rhymes in two

 Play with your sword and get some stones before I run you right through

Arthur:
I am Arthur, King of the Britons from the kingdom of Camelot

You think you can steal the show while I am Notting this ham a lot?

I was played by a Python; Disney made you a fox, see?

My last name is Pendragon; what kind of a name is Locksley?

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon and serve it on my Round Table

I have facts behind me, while you're obviously a fable

I think I'd better tell Gawain that I found his Green Knight

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">And soon I'll strike him a blow to end my easiest fight

Robin:
<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">I steal from the rich and I give to the poor

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">So feel free to use my rhymes, 'cause I think that you need them more

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">I played both Superman's parents, so I'm part Man of Steel

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">And don't talk to me 'bout facts; neither of us are real

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">Except that I'm an epic legend and you're a fairy tale

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">And my rhymes are so pure that I just found the Holy Grail

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">You're the king of a fake kingdom, I'm the Prince of the Thieves

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">I've got Morgan Freeman on my side, while you have John Cleese

Arthur:
<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">Uh, Time Bandits, fool, take a look at the cast

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in;font-style:normal">Now let me round up my knights to kill this tight-wearing lass

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">Your men won't be so merry once I deal with your gang

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">And I'm calling off Christmas so we can all watch you hang

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">With two characters named John, I know your books are full of crap

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">And now victory is mine in the Battle of the Rap

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">Sherwood Forest? More like the Hundred Acre Wood!

<p lang="en-US" style="margin-bottom:0in">Go back to Batman, Robin, 'cause I'm the one in the Hood

Poll
Who won? Robin Hood King Arthur