User blog:Amontgomery1432/Joe Dirt vs Hank Hill - Epic Rap Battles of Gomery Season 1

Long time, no see, eh? I don't have ITunes covers for the rest of the season yet...But I hope to soon. Anyway, if my computer will allow, here's the 12th battle in the first season! Redneck...dude, Joe Dirt from the movie of the same name, versus Redneck propane salesman, Hank Hill from King of the Hill. Hopefully you won't hate it too much. On a side note: I apologize for how terrible the Joe Dirt wiki is (there's only one image on the bloody thing!)

Dante Cimadamore as Joe Dirt (video)

Nice Peter as Joe Dirt (audio)

EpicLLOYD as Hank Hill.

The Battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES BATTLES OF GOMERY!

HANK HILL!

VS.

JOE DIRRRRRRRT!

BEGIN!

Joe Dirt:
Your show is like my last name because it's pure Dirt!

Cant wait to [not] listen to those inaudible sentences you'll blurt!

You're a redneck steryotype! It'll be easy to beat ya

Cause your chances of victory are as slim as your urethra!

You've got a weird family, from your old dog to your fat son!

If I wanted proper propane, I would buy from Thatherton!

I'll light you up like one of your grills, without the propane!

I'm well-known and beloved while you're a [not-so] comedic stain!

Hank Hill:
The name's Hank Hill and I'm bringing the pro-pain!

You're practically making fun of yourself, by the looks of your name!

If you think you can best me, it's pretty clear that you're dull!

You aren't a Beautiful Loser, you're just a LOSER in general!

Light me up all you want, you still aren't getting any brighter!

This battle is a bumpy ride; I hope you're not a Queasy Rider!

I have a good-looking wife while you banged your own sister!

My rhymes as hot as my propane, I'm gonna leave you with a blister!

Joe Dirt:
What was that? You might wanna spit your lines a little slower!

I can't understand a word you say, it's even worse than Boomhauer!

Strickland Propane sells the worst propane ever known!

The best episode of your show was it's final episode!

Hank Hill:
I tell you what, you ain't right and we all know that it's true!

You're really too dumb to insult! No wonder your parents abandoned you!

I'm the best at what I do while you're absolutely nothing

Except a wannabe of me who will never amount to something!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!

Poll:
Who won the battle? Joe Dirt Hank Hill

Hint to next battle:
Golfers. One real and one fictional.