User blog:DemonicBeast/Maxie vs Archie

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon returns! Thanks for making Ruby and Sapphire remakes, Nintendo!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!!!!!

MAXIE!

VS!

ARCHIE!

BEGIN

Maxie: This sailor's gonna get his ass tossed overboard!

Beef with a Magma Boss and get scattered on the floor!

Your motif sucks, like you figuratively sucked my dick!

And to even up the score, I'll give your ballsac a lick!

I've got Grunts with bad temper, hot as Magma!

And your skin color change doesn't matter: I prefer manga!

You had the guts to wear a trench coat as your attire!

You've learned a lesson, bitch: Never play with fire!

Archie: Aye! I dare ya ta quit your scientific shit,

Or I'll punch this geeky redhead to bits!

What's with the new glasses? Lost yar contacts?

No problem! I'll direct ya to the defeat track!

Water beats Fire! I'll win, no lie!

Admit I won't, and I'll choka ya with me anchor tie!

Feel the shame! My new outfit'll jack yar fame!

Cause one of your admins has a girl's name!

(Maxie sends out Camerupt, and it Mega Evolves)

Camerupt: You pirate bitch! Shut the fuck up!

The camera filming you's gettin' smashed by Mega Camerupt!

Taking the spotlight no lie! Make you cry!

What's with the goatee? You look like you're high!

(Archie sends out Sharpedo, and it Mega Evolves)

Sharpedo: GGGHHHHARRRRUNNNNCH!

You two hotheads will be Sharpedo's lunch!

You smell like shark bait! Feel the hate?

Think you'll win now? Oops, too late!

Groudon: ENOUGH! You guys are screwing things up!

All four of you are idiotic fucks!

Kyogre: Hit you with my fin! Break both of your shins!

When you face Legendaries, you'll never win!

Groudon: You both get beaten in the games, like other leaders!

Kyogre: And the original games, RSE, weren't big features!

Both: You've all been defeated, you horrible whores!

YOU WERE ALL SO STUPID TO TAKE THE WRONG ORBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.......

pppppIIIIIICCCC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!!!

Who won? Maxie and Camerupt Archie and Sharpedo Groudon and Kyogre