User blog:DudeWithASuit/Loygansono55 vs Naked Shulk. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles

Yes, welcome, I have decided to make another one of these, and I'm happy to inform that this will become a series! I decided to make this a series because I have gotten so many suggestions from you guys, and they're inspiring me to make more, so thank you, everyone. <3

This battle was suggested by ProbablyNoah, thanks for the suggestion!

But without further ado, let's just get down to the battle!

Naked Shulk:
(Beat starts at 0:20)

I prefer to think logically throughout every situation,

But I don't need the monado to see you're more useless than SteelerNation.

Just look at the facts, Barry, it's impossible for you to beat me,

Especially when licking your own elbow is your only god damn ability.

Please don't attempt to rap, that'll just make everyone turn green,

To do any damage to me, you'll have to be luckier than the number fourteen.

You may have the courage to come here, but you stood no chance whatsoever;

If you worship Riki, he'll tell you " Hey, that Hom-Hom's sounding clever! "

Loygansono55:
That verse was gibberish, it's throwing my OCD out of hand,

I'm about to verbally murder you, you can call me Kandyman.

Sure I have an occasional stutter, but take a look in the mirror.

At least I'm not the scrawny guy who's afraid of caterpillars!

This isn't even a battle, 'cause you're getting demolished,

<p style="color:#0041C2">You should have thought twice before battling the Scottish!

<p style="color:#0041C2">Thought you stood a chance against my verbal destruction? That's crazy!

<p style="color:#0041C2">But what can I expect from a guy who only gets girls in their eighties.

Naked Shulk:
<span style="color:rgb(255,203,164);">At least I get girls! While you're stuck with plants and animals!

<span style="color:rgb(255,203,164);">Should I mention that your catchphrase is "I supply anal"!?

<span style="color:rgb(255,203,164);">Nothing can help you win this battle, not even a miracle,

<span style="color:rgb(255,203,164);">Woah, you're lookin' yellow, bro, have you been eating cereal?

<p style="color:#FFCBA4">C'mon man, no one takes you seriously, just get your stuff and leave,

<p style="color:#FFCBA4">How can the admin of the wiki only want to "Loygasm" on me!?

<p style="color:#FFCBA4">This is battle is over, don't cry kid, I mean, at least your tried.

<p style="color:#FFCBA4">Maybe now you'll throw on a pair of shoes and fucking go outside!

Loygansono55:
<span style="color:rgb(0,65,194);">You need to listen to the truth, call it a little heart-to-heart,

<span style="color:rgb(0,65,194);">But you would be dead if it wasn't for your precious monado arts!

<p style="color:#0041C2">You gave it a decent shot, but now victory is mine,

<p style="color:#0041C2">So you best go and flee all the way back to Colony nine!

<p style="color:#0041C2">While you're at it, please go get some clothes, and maybe some class,

<p style="color:#0041C2">I could've had more fun rap battling against my two cats!

<p style="color:#0041C2">Now that this battle is closing, I give you a message from the wiki,

<p style="color:#0041C2">'''LOYGANSONO WINS! IN THE NAME OF LORD RIKI!'''

Poll
Who won? Loygansono55 Naked Shulk