User blog:Wachowman/EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES 1

==EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLE==  ok guys this is my first rap related post on this wiki, i decided i have to do more things on this wiki so i made a rap series based on video games(i know J1coupe has one, i have no means of saying this is my own idea or competing with him)


 * Now today's battle is GLaDOS, the very intelligent GENETIC LIFEFORM and DISK OPERATING SYSTEMS/ robot from the Portal series.VS Clap Trap, a very unintelligent, clumbsy, Robot whose name means nothing from the Borderlands series. SO LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
 * ====Announcer: EPIC GAMING RAP B ATTLES!!! ====
 * GLaDOS
 * VS
 * CLAP  TRAP...BEGIN!

BATTLE

 * GLaDOS: Cake will be available at the conclusion of this rap,
 * But not for you as you fell into my Trap.
 * You're useless in your game,you have no powers,
 * Whenever you see ONE bandit, you got behind the nearest object to cower.
 * I'm a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System,
 * You're a piece of scrap metal made by various items.
 * You annoy Moxxi,Scooter,DR.Zed,Marcus and Hammerlock,
 * You've had less character development then Mordecai's Fucking hawk!
 * I was the antagonist of portal 1, but was nice at the end of Portal 2,
 * The only thing you're used for is to tell the player press "R" to shoot!


 * Clap Trap:Greeting traveler! I cant believe you're not dead,
 * Yeah you were nice at the end of Portal 2, by letting go of your only friend.
 * Follow me! Into Pandora, a place you'll get dissed,
 * I bought your game,it sucked, but i couldn't get a refund from Marcus.
 * How do you even travel? You're an arm but at the end there's a head,
 * You say you're intelligent, but I've seen better advice from DR.Zed.
 * All you got in life now is Atlas and P-Body,
 * I've got a bunch of buddies with guns back at the Sanctuary
 * You know I'm going to beat you, but before the battles done,
 * You could give up, quit at teleport outta here with your Portal Gun.


 * GLaDOS:The guns name is ASHPoD, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device,
 * If yoy break, you'll be paying something worth more than your games sales price.
 * I have close to infinite power, if you want I'll show ya,
 * But when it comes to you, you're just a WALL-E replica.
 * You also say you're an Interplanetary Ninja Assassin,
 * But you can't even jump up stairs, or maneuver anything!
 * Just like the rest of your kind, you will be taken down!
 * I'm pretty sure the main character is tired of lugging your ass your ass around.


 * Clap Trap:You say im a replica of WALL-E? You're a copy of Hal 9000'
 * You're from an extinct world, I'm from an advanced generation.
 * A sequel of your game can't be seen in the future,
 * You say you have infinite power, but you still end up the loser.
 * I'm one of the best characters of the year PlayStation 3 games,
 * But when it comes between me and you, we can agree i have the most fame.


 * WHO WON!?
 * WHOS NEXT!?
 * I/YOU/FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE DECIDE!
 * EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES