Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-24408988-20160228023343

Imagine this if you will: You have been recruited to guest star in an ERB, but you have to travel to Los Angeles to do so. You arrive at the airport, and while going through security, the security guard asks you "What is your favorite quote from Socrates?" You respond with "Hang a sandal on the door, 'cause you can suck Soc's dick!" Once you have gone through security, you decide to grab a bite to eat, so you go to Burger King. When ordering your meal, the waiter asks you "How many particles are there in the universe?" You respond with "10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Your mother took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd." After you have finished eating, you head to your gate and wait for your flight. Once the plane arrives, you get in line to board. When handing your boarding pass in, the pilot asks you "What is your favorite portrayal of Ebenezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol?" You respond with "Zach Sherwin." By the time you arrive in Los Angeles, you await your cab to drive you to the Holiday Inn, but the cab is running late, so you go to the punchline. There is no punchline.