User blog:WonderPikachu12/Betty Crocker vs Chef Boyardee

High time for another rap battle from me. Another original from me. It's not that good, so bare with me here. I wrote this forever ago before I had disappeared, but at the time I was still writing Betty Crocker's bio. Since they've removed that from the ERB website, I decided to stop.

Just as a random note: 'Chef Boyardee's hat would read "CHEF E-AR-BEE".

'Italian chef, Chef Boyardee, faces fictional mascot of the baking company of the same name, Betty Crocker, in a battle of cooking, with British chef, Gordon Ramsay, coming in to insult the both of them.'

EpicLLOYD as Chef Boyardee

lisanova??? some fucking girl idk as Betty Crocker

nicepeter as Gordon Ramsay

Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Ymr-VE0PA

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BETTY CROCKER

VS

CHEF BOYARDEEEE

BEGIN!

(Starts at 0:15)

Boyardee: Ciao! Il mio nemico

You're not even real! Just try to combatteremo

I make pastas of legends, you're just a fictional bitch

Why don't you get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich?

Crocker: Don't judge a cookbook by its cover

I'll overcook your raps that you set to a simmer

Beating you is like baking a cake, and I'll show you how

You make canned products? I don't even want to know

All you did for the war was steal mills and cook

You deserved to lose your money to the war department, crook

What the fudge? You compare your cooking to my baking?

Your craft is so easy, it's like shaking and making

Boyardee: I'm a successful head chef, you're only a head

Your catalog went out of business, while I'm staying ahead

You don't even cook! You just bake treats!

You're not soda-licious; you're just a bitch that's way too sweet

Crocker: Don't complain about not getting to see my breasts, you perv

Sit down and take a seat. I got dishes to serve

You'll need hamburgers to help you while you're getting Gushered and Dunkaroo'd

I bake peachy cakes that beat your pastas, Mario

Ramsay: Okay, okay, I've heard enough

(Ramsay starts rapping at 1:32)

You two are just horrible. I'm getting sick of your shit

Amy and Samy versions two, pack your bags and quit

You create hell in your kitchens. Don't need the F word to make it any more clear

I'll fix your acts up like I do every Kitchen Nightmare

Crocker, what the fuck? Just stop your bitchin'

I can't believe you're a woman and don't know how to work a kitchen

You're a disgrace! I've got distaste for what ain't taste!

Your cakes are lies and your icing tastes like paste!

Boiardi! Boy, are dee in trouble

You milk people's money like you do milk bottles

I bet your pasta is homemade, you opened the cans yourself

Your water's not at boiling point and your noodles look like kelp

You two suck and you're fucked! I'm a real Master Chef

And you're accidents, complete accidents. Hide back in your pantries, on the shelf

Twenty-one restaurants world wide! Beat that, butch and bitch

I'll mix up your raps and serve them with a side of fish and chips

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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Who won? Betty Crocker Chef Boyardee Gordon Ramsay