User blog:RespectthePixel35/Usain Bolt vs Rainbow Dash. Epic RTP Battles of History Season 2.

Hello, everyone! It's time for another Epic RTP Battles of History. This installment features famous Jamaican racer, Usain Bolt, battling Element of Loyalty, Rainbow Dash, to see who is the better racer.

Cast
Animeme for animation

DeStorm Power as Usain Bolt

Angela Trimbur as Rainbow Dash (voice)

The Battle
Beat Bolt starts at 0:26

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

RAINBOW DASH!!!!

VS!!

USAIN BOLT!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Usain Bolt:
I'm the fastest person ever, you're just a tiny pony,

I'll beat you five times, be the champion, that's what I call owning!

I've beaten records, set records, better get back,

You're lookin' a bit blue, Dashie, My Little circus act!

Lesbian freak, 200 meters, any time I could beat,

Element of loyalty? You can stay loyal to your defeat!

I'm in the Hall of Fame, you couldn't even make it to the Wonderbolts, how bout that?

Got gold medals to smash your face, beat you in 10 seconds flat!

Rainbow Dash:
You don't even have fans, you don't have my fame!

You think I'm scared of you? Danger's my middle name!

All those gold medals make you like Rarity, a jeweler,

Are those rhymes all you got? It needs to be about 20% cooler.

You struggled with 200 meters? I can reach the speed of sound,

Still think your a legend? Ha! You're going down!

Shoot you down like a Tank, time to meet your doom,

I'll end your awful rapping with a Sonic Rainboom!

Usain Bolt:
Fast as a Lightning Bolt, got quick wits as well,

Read it and Weep, mother fucker, "you're an egghead" I can tell!

Look at your crazy fanart, just face the fact,

You and all the other elements can kiss my ass!

You're a jerk to your "friends" you've got no empathy,

You're fan favorite of the year? Well I'm the Swarm of the Century!

Sonic Rainboom, my ass! Bitch, even Twilight hates you!

Just go back to kicking clouds, it's the only kicking you can do!

Rainbow Dash:
I punch holes in the sky, you punch holes in your reputation,

I'm Equestria's best flier, you're only known in your nation!

I've got friends on my back, all you've got is your medals,

You play by the rules? I'm a real rebel!

I'm a huge celebrity, even Celestia approves!

If we were to have an actual race, you're for sure gonna lose!

I'm a racing prodigy, took you 15 years to blossom!

It was the Best Night Ever, my victory's "so awesome!"

WHO WON??

WHO'S NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!

EPIC *zoom* RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

Who won? Usain Bolt Rainbow Dash