User blog:StevenJP915/Fanmade ERB by StevenJP: Harry Houdini vs. Harry Potter

I'm new to this wiki and this is my first fan-made Epic Rap Battle. It sucks I know, but I can make better.

Hogwarts wizard Harry Potter faces off against famous magician Harry Houdini. To see which magical man deserves the name "Harry".

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Harry Houdini

Vs.

Harry Potter

BEGIN!!!!!!

Houdini:

Chains and locks couldn't keep me away from pie

You think you're gonna battle me and survive?

Even Dementors can't keep me out of Hogwarts

I'm more powerful then the Jedis from Star Wars

All magic you know I can top it

I'll rip your fucking arm right out of your socket

You had yourself killed, you shit smelling ape

I'm more magical than even motherfucking Snape

Potter:

Snape is actually more powerful than he seems

But fuck Snape, I'm the best magician the world's ever seen

I attract bitches with my magic wand

I've had better battles with Hermione and Ron

Even Voldemort couldn't stop me with Avada Kedavra

But I ain't worrying. Hakuna Matata

Houdini:

You only care about yourself, you let innocent people die

Everything the Dursleys told you was a big fat fucking lie

You probably knew that. AH! Who gives a crap

Why don't you go in the girls bathroom so Myrtle can watch you fap

Potter:

Don't you realize? I've got this battle in the bag

All I see in front of me is a crappy rapping fag

My bitch got hair like Christina Hendricks

You've lost the battle like you lost your appendix

WHO WON!!!!

WHO'S NEXT??!!

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

Who won? Harry Houdini Harry Potter