User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 1: Eminem vs Chris Brown

In the first re installation of the Awesome Rap Battles series, legendary rapper Eminem faces off against modern artist Chris Brown to see which one is more respectful.

Information
Originally released: February 2nd, 2014

Characters: Eminem, Chris Brown

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES 2.0!

EMINEM!

VERSUS!

CHRIS BROWN!

BEGIN!

Chris Brown:

Hey, how ya gonna hate from outside the club?

My name is Chris Brown; I'm the best rapper, bub.

You don't Mather anymore, nor does your "band",

Don't judge me, when you can't be Kim's Superman!

Call the press, cause I'm about to beat another bitch,

You're not a Rap God, you're whatever I say you is,

Why you gotta act like that? Bitch, I’ll take you down!

You're still a flamboyant cunt, and hey, look at me now!

After I’m through with you, you're gonna need a Dr. Dre,

And don’t try hiding it; we all know you swing both ways.

Don't try saying "I'm sorry" to me like you did your mother,

Soon everyone will forget your ass, like your brother's!

Eminem:

Guess who's back, its Jimmy Rabbit's up in this track!

I was gonna go easy on you, but nope, fuck that.

You're just a Lil Wayne wannabe, who thinks he can rap,

Don't mess with Slim Shady, this motherfucker hits back!

When I'm Gone, your whiny ass ain't gonna fill in for me.

Call me Bonnie and Clyde,’ cause I’m a public enemy.

Every girl in the room swoons when they hear me mentioned,

When you walk in, all they do is hide and avoid attention,

I Love the Way You Lie about being talented, you hack,

Call my rhymes My Salsa; they’re spicy, get burned when I rap,

Your messed up relationship with Rihanna's just violent S&M,

I’m white outside, but black inside, why they call me Eminem.

Chris Brown:

When I walk in the club, they can't handle me; they bounce you out.

Call me Will.I.Am, bitch, cause I'm gonna Scream and Shout,

Even Vanilla Ice is cooler than you, Macklemore has more style,

You haven't grown up one bit; you still have the mind of a child.

Square Dance your ass on outta here, and prepare to Say Goodbye,

You'd have a chance at beating me, if only you weren't white!

Eminem:

Let them say you ain't beautiful, cause you're fucking ugly.

Just a whiny black Bieber, your autotuned moans disgust me,

I'd transform you to a better artist, but you still couldn't be saved,

Don’t insult my skin; I helped the industry you depraved,

You beat Rihanna like your dick; somehow she's still your lover,

I'll get a tattoo of your beaten face on my neck. Rot in pieces, motherfucker.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who Won? Eminem Chris Brown