User blog:Iliketrains455/Pepe vs Dat Boi. ILT's Amazing Rap Battles Season 2

{{ERB  |name = Homer vs Homer  |image = File:ILTCover17.png  |release date = December 26, 2016  |erbnumber = 18  |appearingactors = GravityMan, Iliketrains455  |rappers = Dat Boi, Pepe  |locations = White Background

So, yeah. This actually is happening.

I'm going on a tiny break so I can't be as active as much, so I'm dropping this now. Worked on it for 2 weeks. I'm proud of this. Anyway, enough with the backstory, let's just get to the battle.

ILT's AMAZING RAP BATTLES!

 <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(56,118,29);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">PEPE!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">VS!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">DAT BOIIIII! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">BEGIN! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dat Boi: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I come rolling down the street, I come rolling to the beat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pepe, this will be your defeat, I’d suggest you retreat <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the more popular meme, image macros for the win <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your meme was only brought back from the dead because of the damn election! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re old news, you have terrible memes, this win will be smooth

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But not as smooth as you marks will look after I’ve ran over you! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">People complain I’m a crappy meme, and have no use whatsoever <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But that doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass, leave a mark forever <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m one of the top memes of the year, you can’t beat me! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You go rap your verse, I’m gonna roll outta here, this win was easy <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pepe: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Many people say 2016 was the worst year, and they’re right! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You were one of the mistakes! Made meme, but not made bright! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Kicking your ass feels good, man. Been in this game since 2004 <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You have no fans, man. Who are you even doing this for? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a far more superior frog, here come your defeat! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your unicycle-riding ass could never beat this elite! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I interfered with the election, got hate, but still going strong <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">By August, you were considered dead. You’re popular? Wrong. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pepe’s still winning this race, even if you had your unicycle <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the frog number one, your meme is as trashy as Vsauce Michael. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Robbie Rotten: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Did somebody say “Number One”? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pepe: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">No. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Robbie Rotten: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dat Boi: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">The world of memes would be great without this mistake <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">While I am a interesting macro meme, you’re not even a double take (Oh!) <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">This won’t feel good, man. The world forgot you, man. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Go back to 2014 if you want to actually see some memes of you, man! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the LeafyIsHere of memes, you’re like the Stomedy! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pepe, tell me ONE time you actually had some decent comedy!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Pepe transforms into Ultra Rare Pepe*  <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pepe: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’found a Ultra Rare Pepe, this probably won’t end well <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You were used a couple times, then fell to meme Hell. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’d rather Fav for Slippy, Nintendo used you only for comic relief! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re meme trash! You even lost to me in /r/dankmemes!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Reference Leafy and Stomedy? You’re outdated, I can tell! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s done, there Dat Boi go! O shit farewell!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(A shadow emerges between Pepe and Dat Boi as Kermit the Frog appears.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Kermit the Frog: <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh hello there.. Kermit the Frog here. I’ll settle this fight. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Between two dead memes who think they’re alright. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ve done so much for memes. But that’s none of my business <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: At least they took a shot at this... <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Also Me: But they missed.

<span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I appreciate it very much that you try to make people laugh <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But the only thing people do is just scroll through your crap! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sorry for my bad language there, I got a little overwhelmed there <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But you two should be friends! It will be fair. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You two have so much in common! Just think about it! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re both not funny, you’re both really weird, and well that’s about it. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So, we’re both all settled, right? Are we enemies anymore, Nope, nah. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(147,196,125);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(147,196,125);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Kermit saved the day! Life lesson learned! We’re done here! Hallelujah! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">V

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(73,147,35);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO WON? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO’S NEXT? <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU DECIDE! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">ILT’s AMAZING RAP BATTLES!

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