User blog:OrcaRock1624/Jigsaw VS Jack The Ripper

(Beat is from Terminator VS Robocop)

Jigsaw!

VS!

Jack The Ripper!

BEGIN!

Jigsaw: Hmm, so it’s me against a 5-person killer,

You’re from 1888, you’re not much of a thriller!

Come on, hop aboard my carousel of shotguns,

I have many different weapons, 

Your knife’s your only one!

You’re coming in last,

You’re from the past,

I’m rapping fast, you’ll be in a cast!

A women to love is something you don’t have!

You’re gonna be stopped, in case you asked!

This’ll be broadcast, you’re an outcast!

You killed 5 women,

My amount of victims is vast!

Your time has passed, you’re just a bass,

I bet your verse won’t be a blast!

It seems you’ll be too long with your rapping,

While you’re doing that, I’ll just relax and,

Watch as stupidity comes out of your mouth,

'''You think you’re so Great? Get Brit-out!'''

Why did they put me against a loser to Lecter?

Or earlier, a slave to Jeff the Killer?

You think you’re gonna win, you fake Rip?

It’s obvious you’ll lose, I don’t wanna hear a pip!

Jack The Ripper: Apparently, they want me facing this fairy tale,

You’re better at not speaking, you’re gonna fail!

You failed as a husband, from Britain I hail!

I have a dangerous surprise, check the mail…

Oi mate, you’re terrible, your verse dragged on,

Much longer than your series, that’s long gone!

Call me Jack The Rapper, before Twitter,

I was following you, your raps are bitter!

You’re just a kid, I’ll flip your lid,

Ink you like a squid, 

I’m beating you, I won’t kid!

Check the grid, good not what you did,

In the next movie, 

It’s you they’ll rid!

I’m near Madrid, you should’ve hid,

I’ll sew your mouth and shut your eyelids!

Here’s a quid, powerful like Kidd,

There’s me, Holmes, and you’re the mid!

It’s interesting that you’re voiced by a Frog,

I’ll take you out, can’t see me in the fog,

My homes are made of wood, 

Smash you with a log!

If you think you can win, you’re terribly wrong!

'''You want to pick a fight? Take off your mask,'''

We’ll see your true colors, black and blue at last!

You’re an old man, sit down in my chair,

You can relax, I’ll take it from there…

'''Jigsaw: Amazing! Not! You took the wrong turn!'''

You’re a stupid serial, when will you learn?

Jack The Ripper: If you had banana peels, 

You wouldn’t cause any slip-ups!

Keep your eyes and mouth sewn shut,

Yours truly, Jack The Ripper…

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!