User blog:Super Minecraft Girl/Mario vs Miley Power

Mario:
Do I really have to say who I am? It's-a-me Mario!

You really disappoint me when I found out you were in the new Super Smash Bros (he means Mii Swordfighter)!

I been running shit since the 80's, you're chasing creepers with a Diamond Sword!

Every Nintendo fan knows that Imma' number one!

You must be insane like Dr. Wily, if you wish to step up to me,

While you're out fighting robots, I'm having a good time with Peach and Pauline!

I'm just a plumber riding dinosaurs, saving worlds, and galaxies,

You're so weak that you suck at playing Marvel VS Capcom 3!

Miley Power:
You say it's like you always have super powers because you're high on shrooms!

It looks you're putting on some weight, lay off the Italian food!

I can burn you like I'm Flame Man, I don't need a Fire Flower,

You spent too much time in the sewers, how about you take a shower?

You're fighting living mushrooms with no hands, and weird turtle troopers!

While I'm fighting Androids, other evil robots of the future,

I come with better spits, like how Petey Piranha throws up!

I'm gonna beat you so bad plumber, and your last words will be...

Mario:
Mama Mia! It's getting crazy, now it's time to get things Super!

I'll shove a wrench right up your ass, and leave you with a giant tumor!

Miley Power:
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

You must be a bad boyfriend 'cause Peach smacks you with a frying pan!

Mario:
My rhymes are flowing like it's Super Mario Sunshine!

And in the end, I'm gonna strangle you with Donkey Kong's vines!

Miley Power:
Luigi has better moves than you, even with his taunt kick,

You ruined this battle, just like you ruined every single Olympics!

Mario:
Hey don't blame me, blame Sonic, he lowered my fame status,

If you think of trying to beat me, then I think you need some more practice!

Miley Power:
My animated series is ten times better than your Super Show!

So let's start the battle already, or in your case, let's-a-go!

Sonic:
(Singing)

Sonic's the name, Speed's my game,

You two guys are about to get maimed!

(Rapping)

All I need is speed, to beat ya,

I don't need mushrooms, flowers, or Peach-a!

Time to die Mario, time to get away,

Miley, hey! Kid, you're just insane!

Mega Fag, is a Mega Drag,

Mario, your Peach is a huge ho!

Better get on Yoshi, and run away,

Both of you, are like seriously lame!

Miley Power:
Go back to Green Hill Zone, spend some time with your psycho, Amy!

Sonic:
Aren't you a fan of my games? C'mon, try and play me!

Mario:
My game series are longer than yours, you finish a level under a minute!

Sonic:
Call me Super Smash, because I'll kick your Super Ass!

Miley Power:
You should slow down, 'cause you'll get tons of tickets for speeding!

Sonic:
And you two get tickets because you never stop eating!

Mario:
You're just the animal rip-off of Lisa Simpson, try to do something original!

Miley Power:
We'll take your rings, and Chaos Emeralds, Mega Man is the true king of digital!

Sonic:
Now I'll show you! Super Sonic style!

Come on you two, this may take a while!

WHO WON IN THIS PARODY OF "Gaming All-Star Rap Battles"?