User blog:Stofferex/SRB 5- Winston Churchill vs Charlie Sheen

'''Here we are again, the 5th chapter of the SRB's. Today is England's prime minister, Winston Churchill, going up against the one of the two and a half men, Charlie Sheen, to see who's the better pimp! (Silly suggestion I know, but its unique :P)'''

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Winston Churchill and Joseph Stalin (cameo)

Mark Douglas as Charlie Sheen

Nice Peter as FDR (cameo)

The Battle!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

WINSTON CHURCHILL!...

...VS...

CHARLIE SHEEN!

BEGIN!

(Charlie)

 Hey fatass, did somebody tell you that you’re looking fat?/

 I’m the rockstar from Mars who’s gonna rock off your hat

 Tell me, have you done anything except making speeches?/

 You’re gone and forgotten while my popularity increases!

 Yeah I do plenty of drugs, but I’m still a hardcore pimp!/

 You just let your army fight for you cuz you’re a big wimp!

 Spoiler alert! In the end you’ll be crying and I’ll be grinning/

 Cuz I have only one goal here, and that’s, duh winning!



 (Winston)

 Bloody hell! Does Carlos here think he’s so cool?/

 You’re winning? Ha, I’ll put the Win into Winston you fool!

 I’ll kick your ass harder than the Two and a half men crew/

 I defeated a whole country, what can a druggy like you possibly do?

 I don’t need MacFarlene’s help to roast this big waste of life/

 Why can’t you be like your brother? At least he lived with 1 wife

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> But keep calm and carry on Charlie, someday you’ll be a winner/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> But you’ll always be stupid since you challanged a prime minister

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Charlie)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Oh please! You’re sipping tea while I drink blood from tigers!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> My rapping’s so hot, I’m the one who let your cigar on fire!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You can tell your people what you want, but you’re not a ”Hot shot!”/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Bring in your 2 boyfriends, I'll show you 3 what I truly got!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I'll rename you "the 3 looses", cuz I’m a mean green rapping machine/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And yes I am on a drug, and its called Charlie Sheen!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Winston)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Time to finish this faster than you with a slutty hooker/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Cuz this was a waste of time, I should’ve faced Ashton Kutcher

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I mean you’re so burned so I’ll throw you in the cold shower/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Then I send you to anger managment, it’ll be our finest hour!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I have on last thing to say before this battle is over/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> We’re both sky high but in the morning I’ll be sober!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">Who Won?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">Who's Next?!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">YOU DECIDE!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">EEEEEEEEEEEPIC...RAP...BATTLESOFHISTORY!

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Poll
Who Won? Winston Churchill Charlie Sheen