User blog:Addy1234/King Hariken vs Princess Celestia

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
King Hariken!

VS

Princess Celestia!

K.H
Mah boi.Anothe foe to fight?

Well this time,let`s make sure your series goes right.

Theres only one line of royalty here in hyrule.

Unlike me,your just a complete royal tool.

Please Princesss,fight someone fit for you.

Like a mouse,a cat or maybe a shoe.

Do you know even who your dealing with?

And i thought aliconrs were myths.

P.C
My grandparents told me not duel with imbeciles.

I wish i could forget you,but your visible.

Listen here hariken,no more cheap tricks.

It`s people like you that are just complete dicks.

All you ever care about is dinner.

But for me,I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT IF MY KINGDOM HAS A KILLER!!!

Even your games made link look stupid.

Even before you were real,your games were ruined.

K.H
You can raise the sun and send the mane six on a quest.

But everyone knows that I am the best.

Every pooper uses me in there vids.

All I ever see you in is troll pics.

P.C
Can you seriously give a fuck about link?

Or are you more intrested in your drink?

Even Chrysails says i`m better than you.

How did you become king in the first place fool?

WHO WON!? (Even tough it`s kinda crappy)

WHO`S NEXT!?

YOU DICIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? K.H P.c