User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 1 - Goku vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

HELLO PEOPLE!!!! WELCOME TO WHAT I CALL SEASON 2 OF MY BATT

The Cast
Ray William Jonson as Goku

Nice Peter as Leonardo and Michelangelo

EpicLLOYD as Raphael and Donatello

The Battle
These 4 losers are up against the buff Japanese bruiser

I'll finish this quick, then I'll leave you to kaka-rot in your sewers

You're a Splinter in my side, I'm about to shred these emcees

Call yourself mutants? You're just X-Men wannabes

I'm perfect like Cell, oh what the hell

I'm 100 percent hero, you're stuck in half shells

Give up on your Buddhism, you better start prayin'

Compared To Krang I'm a superior alien, time to go super saiyan

Dude you play with more balls than Ash, get a grip

We'll make you hit the ground faster than Roshi did

Like Antonio gives us pizza, you'll be getting served

It's not too early to sai that I think you just got burned You'd have lost the final in that tourney had we been there

Us winning is the truth, doing it easily is the dare

I'm an amateur on the piccolo but it's still better than the raps you spit

Your best friend's a porn star, sorry April, how could I resist

Raph, Mikey, Leo, Donny, just four dysfunctional brothers

I've got myself a family, you've only got each other

The Mirage of your victory is gone, call me a turtle slayer

Beaten you down easily with my KAMEHAMEHA

Leo, Raph, let Donnie and me take these raps

I'll invent a way we can successfully whoop your ass

Your evolution movie sucked even more than Bulma does

You fight to the same strength as your own sons

Catch our foot to your dragonballs, here comes the hour

We just beat a hyperactive, steroidy freak with our TURTLE POWER