User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Cupcakes vs Dipper goes to Taco Bell

WARNING: This episode is really creepy. If you don't like this, then go read something else. Or, hey, why not go outside? Play... the stuff you kids play these days, or whatever. Go on! Shoo! Shoo! This isn't for you. No complains if you don't like it. Go on! Go! What are you waiting for? Get outta here! C'mon, that's- that's the spirit. Go on, go on.

Working on my lyrics more, tell me what you think. I'm having a rap battle marathon with a bunch of rap battles coming on either Saturday or Sunday. Enjoy this one!

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL!

VS!

CUPCAKES!

BEGIN!

Cupcakes:
Hello, Dipper Pines! Welcome to Taco Bell,

Oh, so you got turned into a taco? I hope your doing well.

The grammar of your story is like Brittney Barecks’,

When you and your sister got grinded into body parts, I cherished it.

I didn’t want to do this Dippy, it’s just that your number came up,

Now answer me this: why do they call it a hacksaw?

Looks like I got my “I” on you (chuckle), so does the guy at the stall,

Your story isn’t creepy! It’s cringing, and that’s all!

Dipper goes to Taco Bell:
Pinkamena Diane Pie, or most preferred, Cupcakes,

After all you did, by now, you should be traced.

Having fun at the bathroom stall, doing shit you never can!,

Your story is bland, cliched and it’s banned!

Live’s a Party, yeah I know. But what about your life?,

for you forgot your own birthday party, and felt like you were gonna cry.

Shove that Ponyacci doll up your flank, please,

When I read your story; I read it with ease.

Cupcakes:
Alright, it’s time for the last round,

I’ll stop your "erection", just so it won’t ever be found.

Don’t forget this is your time to pay, AND your Judgment Day,

So take a nap, and when you wake up? THEN we can play. (Hahaha!)

Gilda didn’t cry this much when she forced a parasprite down her throat,

Your “lost episode” was fake, it wasn’t even on TV Tropes.

Soos ate both you and your sister, yet your still his friend?,

If you rap another line, IT WILL BE YOUR END!

Dipper goes to Taco Bell:
Hey, Pinkamena, guess who gonna be a blank flank?,

I’ll rip off your corpse and act like it was just a prank.

I was having an erection, yeah, you’re right,

Unlike you, carving ponies, I actually know how to put up a fight!

And you KNOW TV Tropes is bullshit when they put up Happy Appy,

The Forenzik part made it unbelievable and ruined it for me.

I’m smarter than you Pinkie, and Twilight combined,

And if we ever do a fist fight with no knives; I’d like to see you try.

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!