User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic RTP Battles of History 3-Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper

For this ERTPBoH, influential scientist, Sir Isaac Newton, battles entertaining and smart character in the show The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper to see who is the better scientist.

Cast
MC Mr. Napkins as Sir Isaac Newton

Nice Peter as Sheldon Cooper

Epic Lloyd as Leonard Hofstadter (cameo)

Angela Trimbur as Amy Fowler (cameo)

Backgrounds
Sheldon Cooper-Apartment 4A in his spot on the couch

Isaac Newton-University of Cambridge

The Battle
Beat Sheldon starts at 0:30

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

SHELDON COOPER!!!

VS!!

ISAAC NEWTON!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

Sheldon Cooper:
Hang on, buddy, call me Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Compared to you and me, I am scientifically super.

Try to Klingon to my rhymes, but I'll drop you like an apple.

I'll make laws of battle, and you'll be left baffled!

I'll distinctly advance every branch of rap.

I am the most entertaining, your theories are crap.

I'll travel through time, break your scientific laws,

Then I'll crack open your skull, I'll make sure to not get any blood on my spot.

Isaac Newton:
You say you're smart, but when do teachers talk about you?

Oh yes, that's right, you're fictional, this is practically through!

I am a Sir, I had a scientific revolution!

You don't belong in a rap battle, you belong in a mental institution!

Ph.D? More like OCPD! See,

I will beat your ass scientifically and mathematically!

I will make another law, called Newton's laws of flow,

Something you lack, you're an easy foe!

Nature and nature's laws lay hid by night

God said "Let Newton rap" and all is light.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm bouncing your raps like a prism reflects color,

I'm the damn definition of empirical law of cooler.

You want a real battle? I'll be eager.

I have had sex. You died a virgin. BAZINGA!

Knock, knock, knock, Isaac, knock, knock, knock, Isaac,

I don't mean to be rude, but you're a snobby little dick!

I'll leave you with your biography blank.

You think you made a revolution, when really, it all started with a Big Bang!

Isaac Newton:
I refuse to be unraveled by this retarded nerd!

I will make this biggest bang you've ever heard!

You will die alone, no Amy, no Leonard.

And I'll make you fall down to the middle earth!

Because your raps aren't worth a Penny!

I will make this a must in my law of rap accelerating!

Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica!

Your more sick than Raj having sex with his own sister!

WHO WON???

WHO'S NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!

EP.. EP.. EP... IC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

Who won? Isaac Newton Sheldon Cooper