User blog:JaphethMario/Rick Grimes vs pacman. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle Ep.10/Fathers's Day Special

Sorry if this battle wasn't good but it's still okay..well at least to me



In this battle it features, Walking Dead protagonist and post-apocalyptic cop, Rick Grimes against the mascot of Namco, Pacman to see which father is the better survivor on dealing the dead. And yes pacman is a father...if you don't count the Ghostly Adventures canon

Cameos:

Carl 

Blinky

Pinky

Inky

Clyde



VS



Rick Grimes Verse:
I’m the greatest zombie survivor and a better father in fiction

You’re just a bald yellow dad who’s fatter than Homer Simspon

I’m a comic hero, who doesn’t need super powers that rips off Superman

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You’re a man of a hero, who’s more forgettable than Megaman

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I’m one badass post-apocalypse dad with complicated personality while

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You’re just a dirty pizza with one slice missing who’s been thrown out by Walter White

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I kill hundreds of walkers while you eat the same ghost over and over

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Even Kirby will call you a weak ball with eating disorder

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I won the Saturn awards and favorite hero around the world

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You lose to copycats that are better than you, like you’re the first Flappy Bird

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You are living in an endless limbo like the Level 256 bug

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Just remember Pacman, you’re just a loser who’s addicted to drugs

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Pacman Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Before the days of Mario and Sonic, there was an OG Ghostbuster

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Who inspire Grand Theft Auto, DooM, and even a Filipinoboxer

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Gamers played my game; they meet the president and made history, truly an inspiration

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">When people watch your show, they waste their time waiting on the next season

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I’m rocking the arcade, NES, Commodore and even a banner for Google

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Shoulda make a Where’s Waldo TV series instead, cause‘your show is all about finding people

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Disses sharper than a knife that’s gonna make your hand cut off

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">The only threats in your zombie apocalyse are your bad dad jokes

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Your failure crew is filled with moronic kids, a guy got fetish on a condom box

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Useless filler characters and your slutty wife who drives you nuts

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Your disobedient son is the reason why you are always in great dooty

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">By the way those walkers are more pathetic than the zombies in Plants vs Zombies

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Rick Grimes Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Carl! I told you to stay in the house, I’m sorry daddy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Just stay go back to your house, while I take this pizza who stole waka waka from Fozzie

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You’re just another forgettable mascot, while I’m a grade A MC

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You’re Left for Dead, While I got million of watchers you see?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">When it comes to ghosts going around a maze, kids rather pick Five Nights at Freddy’s

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">In other words, no kid gives a crap bout’ you except that fricking kid, Sammy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Ghostly Adventures makes Sonic Boom the greatest thing in history

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Your Atari game is the greatest downfall in video games since Spielberg’s E.T.

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Pacman Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I married to the first heroine, you married a slut who pucked with your best friend, OH !

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">It’s a shame, Shane your own best friend wants your life to end, OH !

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">You order your son to shot your wife, now you have to take care of Shane’s baby OH !

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Man, your life must have ricked, because’ it always end up Breaking Bad-ly, OHHHHH !

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Who Won?


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YOU DECIDE!!! Pacamn Rick Grimes

Trivia:

 * This is the first battle to use a cameo
 * This is the first battle to have a Who Won? card
 * Rick Grimes is the forth comic book figure, after Awuaman, Superman and Goku