User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Nostalgia Critic vs. Angry Video Game Nerd

Two of the internet's greatest comedic reviewers (and rivals) go head to head in a battle of raps! Who comes out on top? You decide! Fun fact: This was the first battle that I ever wrote!

Angry Video Game Nerd:

My name is the Nerd, and this is most absurd

Watch, as I crush this ugly-ass turd

You’re a whiny little bitch, not funny in the least

Come on man, a fucking plot-hole made you deceased

I was in the reviewing game before you had your start

I’ll slam with you with my Power Glove and make you taste my own fart

This battle is mine, it’s the end for you

I’ll upload this later, and call it Kickassia Part 2



Nostalgia Critic:

Hi, I’m the Critic, I remember it so you don’t have to

I’m gonna take my fist, and send it directly straight through you

Dude, why are you so obsessed with fecal matter?

As if your show couldn’t get any more sadder

I review movies, and you review games

<p class="MsoNormal">Which one do you think is more respectable, James?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll knock you to the ground, then shoot you with my gun

<p class="MsoNormal">Then give all your change to Chester when I’m done

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<p class="MsoNormal">Angry Video Game Nerd:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m gonna win this battle, just like I won the Final one

<p class="MsoNormal">How many episodes will you do after this? None!

<p class="MsoNormal">My show will keep going, with a movie to come

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll always be known as number one

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m not alone in this battle of wits

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve got Mike and Kyle to back me up with their fists

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t need these glasses to see that you suck

<p class="MsoNormal">In the end, you’re just a shit load of fuck

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<p class="MsoNormal">Nostalgia Critic:

<p class="MsoNormal">You may have those two, but I got more

<p class="MsoNormal">I have Rob, Todd, and Linkara at your door

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re better at fighting, but I’m better at rhymes

<p class="MsoNormal">I snuck to your bedroom, and showed your wife a good time

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m over and done with? Ha! I’ve got more plans!

<p class="MsoNormal">But none that involve scamming cash from my fans

<p class="MsoNormal">Here’s something you should know before you steal more money

<p class="MsoNormal">“AV” plus “GN” equals “Not Fucking Funny!”

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Who won? Nostalgia Critic Angry Video Game Nerd