User blog:Mystical Trixter/Captain Falcon vs Dale Earnhardt; Epic Rap Battles of Firebrand

I coulda had this out sooner, but I thought about a week would be a good wait between battles :p. Anyways, welcome to the next battle of my series, it's amazing I actually have pumped out 10 battles of this now (11 counting the off season) but anyways todays battle is one I wrote myself, it involves the main character of the F-Zero series, Captain Douglas Jay Falcon, otherwise known as Captain Falcon going against famous late NASCAR driver Ralph Dale Earnhardt Sr, otherwise known as Dale Earnhardt. With all that out of the way, let's get started! On a side note this is my favorite battle I've done so far.

Intro:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND

DALE EARNHARDT

VERSUS

CAPTAIN FALCON

BEGIN

Captain Falcon:
Why don't you make like this is your school; drop out and race away?

While I'm jumping outta my car, socking bad guys and saving the day,

You can't catch up to me in this race, just stay at the back of the pack,

Be Hardter on you than your father, like him you make me wanna have a Hardt attack!

You're the number 3 car in the race, and number 2 in this competition,

It must Hurt So Good to know you can't pass me with your bitching!

You're stepping to C. Falcon, can't you see that you'll lose?

But if you still wanna challenge this, come on and Show me your Moves!

Dale Earnhardt:
You claim I can't pass you, then I'll wreck your ride instead,

Knock you off course, of course, you'll be Blood Falcon red.

I cast a Black Shadow over your fame, you pathetic F-Zero,

I'm the Man in Black, I'm Darth Vader, and I'm offing this "hero"

I'm the most aggressive driver you'll meet, I don't compare to the others

While you'd be nothing if you weren't in Super Smash Brothers!

Falcon Season starts now, kill two of them with one stone real quick,

And win any race I'm in, especially when I am against this Grand Prick!

Captain Falcon:
You don't Intimidate me, Ralph, do you really wanna play?

Come off it! You think you can beat me? No way!

One collision, final lap, send you into the wall and hear your bones crunch

You'll have WAY more than a skull fracture when I hit you with a FALCON PUNCH!

Dale Earnhardt:
You're punch is fiery, but not as scorching as my rhymes, yours are an atrocity

I don't need to be aggressive with a wimp like you, I'm not even rapping at Maximum Velocity

But the final stretch has come and since this started I've been in the lead

This verse is gonna come crashing down to you at Daytona 500 Speed

Outro & Poll:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE!

EPIC *Engine revving sounds* RAP BATTLES OF *Fast car sounds as logo flies off screen* FIREBRAND!

Who won

Captain Falcon

Dale Earnhardt