User blog:Four4/Graphic Rap Battles of Gaming Ep. 3 - Limbo Boy vs Mr. Game & Watch



Hai der. In the 3rd battle of my newish series, Limbo Boy from the indie puzzle game Limbo battles Mr. Game and Watch from the old-school Game & Watch series to see who's the better silent, black and white protagonist.

Beat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njZ2AnhN0b4 Limbo Boy starts at 0:20











Limbo Boy:
Time to break the silence and come out of the shadowy night

In a fight between two heroes to prove who's better in black and white

I'll fire machine guns and shatter this 8-Bit fool to 9 parts

Just like the spider I defeated in my independent work of art

You're the elder Villager, always stuck doing dirty work for the town

I murdered three little boys, I won't hesitate to take you down

Your time is finished, you're forgotten, just a product of the old days

So just sit down, Mister, and Watch my Game get more praise!

Mr. Game & Watch:
Listen up, kid, you wouldn't even be here without me

Guess I'll be the first to say that your "work of art" was lousy

I'm a straight-up Smash Brother, you disappeared in 2010

No one wants to hear your trash, so shut your mouth again

You've died more times than the guys jumping from the fire

A game with barbarians, spiders, and guns? Could your creators be any higher?

What can I say? You've been in Hell since you were first awakened

I've set a designated path for you to walk through, can you take it?

Limbo Boy:
You're nothing but a spawn of pixelated rage games, I'm harcore!

While you're off working in a greenhouse, I'm facing death and rocking parkour!

I may be a little boy, but you'll see I'm not so harmless

Your failure shines brighter than my eyes in the darkness

Scared of an octopus? What? I fear nothing, you're pathetic

I'll bounce you out of here and send you home with the medics

I'll go through Hell and back; I've got a sister to protect

You've messed with the wrong kid, mate, you know what comes next!

Mr. Game & Watch:
You'll need a Helmet for the anger I unleash, you Vermin

Drop you in a Manhole and Watch you crashin' and Burnin'

I roar like a Lion, I'll Cook you up a loser Omelette

The Flagman is here, and I'll shine a light on your silhouette

You won't get to Heaven, I'll Judge your fate myself

Drown you in Oil and throw you off my Lifeboat as well

I've been here since the 80's, I've seen your rise and fall

And what can I say, son? This battle has been a Ball!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

GRAPHIC! RAP! BATTLES! OF...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

Who Won? Mr. Game & Watch Limbo Boy