User blog:Loygansono55/Brick VS Toothbrush

In the second entry of my "Epic Rap Battles of Random Everyday Objects" series, we have a Brick rapping against a Toothbrush.

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOM EVERYDAY OBJECTS!

BRICK!

VERSUS!

TOOTHBRUSH!

BEGIN!

Brick
I'm a brick, heavier than my rhymes are hitting, the basic foundation,

For all civilization, you bristled scam, created by the dental corporation,

You just get covered in germs, while I'm getting laid everyday,

Plaque off, I'd rather use mouthwash then use you anyway,

I'll use you as a toilet brush, then flush you down for good,

I might be commonly portrayed as stupid, but I'm really rather shrewd,

Cause I'll replace your paste with cement, and I'll bitch slab you in the hilt,

The leading cause of gum disease? Haha, you must be full of guilt!

Toothbrush
My raps are minty fresh, I'll be the one to make you crumble and tumble,

Like an earthquake, shaking you around in this rap rumble,

You don't hold together for very long, you collapse on your inhabitants,

I ensure that teeth always have perfectly healthy nutrients,

I'll strangle you with floss, what a filling demolition,

Your construction'll soon be met with decay and destruction,

Man, you're just a square, get a grip...on me,

Wait, your teeth can rot for all I care, actually!

Brick
You're disposable, I'm invaluable, you're just the same back and forth motion,

You think your flimsy ass can crack me? What an unthinkable notion!

Toothbrush
I'll huff, and I'll puff, worse than the Big, Bad Wolf, I can also be electric,

Brushin' off your disses, you fat fuck, you weight a ton, metric!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOM EVERYDAY OBJECTS!

Who won? Brick Toothbrush