User blog:Wachowman/Parody 78 Sceptile vs Gliscor (Hawking vs Einstein)

Ladies and Gentlemen, with this battle, I have officially parodied every current ERB that has been made (at least I think so) so with the rest of the Season 4 and a few other parodies I'm working on (haven't even started yet) expect to see these a little more often, not much, Maybe not even any, I know Lak isn't getting one (Lak bby <3)

Also, I would like to thank Fire for helping me with a few lines for Sceptile ^_^

Please enjoy :)

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

GLISCOR

VS

SCEPTILE

BEGIN

Sceptile
When I say my opinion, you'll be relatively pissed,

You can call me Wach, cause all of you attack miss.

You don't have a Mega, I am higher tier!

You're a nobody while I'm a Big Hero here.

I'll beat you anywhere, we know I'm the greatest,

You have the hots for Nathan? Um, that's some gay shit.

I'm as cold as an Ice Type, and I'm respected,

And my disses against you are super effective!

Gliscor
You've got no idea who you're messin' with here, Scep,

I got your weakness in my blood, Super Effective,

Burning you to Ash is my number one objective.

I'll win just with this uniVerse, almost like I set a Curse

When you try to stand up to this master it'll get 14 times worse.

I’m the best, I'm the Coupe of Pokemon,

So how about we Play A different Game, cause your raps making me Yawn.

Sceptile
I'm the user who you coulda flown over, if you could fly.

I'll make you Wiki Mad when I tell you your series is worse than mine!

You couldn't beat Weavile or me, I'm serious,

Ripping you apart, like what a ripoff your Pokemon vs. History was!

Gliscor
There are so many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, Pokemon in the pokedex you could of chose from,

But of course you chose the lizard thats a wanna-be Dragon.

You wanna battle me? When you're the worst starter in the series,

You can't even get help with my burns from a Rawst Berry.

While it's true, Gen 3's one of the best games,

You weren't playable for smash well I find that a shame.

Wonder
Ayyy!

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *a human brain is seen* HISTORY

Who Won? Sceptile Gliscor