User blog:JKGame/Sandbar vs Sans: My Little Joke Rap Battles



Got bored. Here's a joke battle. Member of the Student Six vs Sans Undertale. As usual, there's no connection. The actual MLRB might come out this week. Enjoy!

Oh yeah, and enjoy that sweet, sweet cover made by me in MS Paint like what Damon did for Yamcha vs Voltorb. And yes, the Sandbar drawing is meant to be an even more crude version of the ponies in those "MLP in a nutshell" videos. Also, Sandbar WILL appear in season 2 in an actual battle and Sans will appear in Epic Rap Battles of the Universe.

Background for Sandbar: The School of Friendship drawn in MS Paint

Background for Sans: Snowdin drawn in MS Paint

battle
my little rap battles

sandybarr

vs

sans

begin

sandbar:
dude, bro, you didn't even start rapping yet

but they still suck more than freakin' YouTube Rewind 2018, i bet

i'd rather play fortnite than play your game with ugly graphics

but if i did, i'd begin by not sparing your bro for kicks, lol

you're like bomberman, 'cause you being here is a bomber

you can't even do the tide pods challenge, what a bummer

yup, that totally won't be irrelevant by the time this battle's done

seven lines in and i didn't make one MLP reference, son.

sans:
it's a beautiful day, flowers are blooming, birds are singing

on days like this, kid's like you should be...PLAYING DELTARUNE!!!

ha ha, you thought i was gonna say "burning in hell" didn't you?

i met your friend ocellus last week. i told her she looked cute

this battle's gonna be better than stoff's critic vs luna, dude

i'm doing this for papyrus. rest in peace bro

hit sandy with a right bone, watch a pony go

i should've gone first, 'cause i'm the original, kid.

did i forget to mention that me and your bro gallus are in a relationship?

well, that came out of nowhere, just like twilight's sparkles younger brother

oh wait, he's the older one. wait, what rhymes with brother?

sandbar:
dude, bro, you just started rapping

and they suck worse than YouTube Rewind 2018

wait, i already said that. darn it. need to come up with some disses

you're so bad sakurai decided not to make you an echo fighter of ness

i'm spitting fire like my friend smolder. you're Earthbound to cry to your Mother

oh wait, wrong series. i'll kick you out the door like sparta 'cause THIS IS MY LITTLE PONY!

i ran out of lines, so here's a filler line for now

now you'll be like silverstream and some stairs, boom kapow!

sans:
if you don't shut up now, then i'd like to know why

that last line was disgusting, bro. what were you thinking?

i'm stronger than yona and you, prepare to get dunked on

after this, i'll make sure your flank's totally dying

you're so dumb, sandfart. bet you believed in the smash grinch leak

if you get gritty in liberty city, you're gonna have a bad time

ok, i said all my catchphrases. can i go to grillby's now?

you met the tree of harmony so JOIN E-HARMONY!!!

noodle palace owner:
WELCOME TO NOODLE PALACE! WHAT YOU LIKE!

I WANT SANDBAR AND SANS GET DESTROYED BY MY MIC! and come down, sans. it's just an epic rap battle

you need to take a vacation. i prefer...starlight's village!

i've been flossin' since you double-crossed cozy glow and tirek, bro!

that's it. you're making me so mad. NOODLE POWER ACTIVATO!

who won?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!

outro
Twilight: (Wakes up) Wha- what the heck was that?

???: You've been knocked out for like 300 years

Twilight: 300 YEARS?! MY FRIENDS ARE PROBABLY DEAD! WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!

???: I'm you, imbecile.

Twilight: Me?

Evil Twilgiht: Yeah, I'm you. Chrysalis created me. Now shut up and marry me!

Twilight: Oh, ok.

Pinkie Pie: Wait, this is a rip-off of that outro scene from Steve vs Joe 2-

poll
who won? sandybarr sans undertale noodle palace owner from those youtube videos zander had