User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 1: Ned Bigby VS Greg Heffley

In the First Installment of Metal Rap Battles It will feature the Middle schooler on a Nick Sitcom VS The Iconic Book Middle schooler, Let's get this started

Greg:
The best Heffley around is going to swat this bigby

Your weaker and softer then your friend cookie

My book's have sold millions, you only lasted for 3 seasons

You couldn't get Suzy and It took three years to get Moze for several reasons

Once I'm done collbering you not even Gordy can clean up this mess

Aw is your face getting red more then your episode about stress

This battle is like your science class cause your destined to fail

Those were just the prologue of my burn's I have more to unveil

Ned:
Your rhymes were more shittier then loaded Diaper

You annoy me more then Fregly when he's hyper

How are you stupider then Loomer and his stooges

If you were in a game of Dodgeball with my crew you would get bruises

Greg the Ugly truth is that your in a school of fool's

Nobody likes you, everyone can agree that Rodrick rules

Your book's are all the same my episodes have thrill's

You don't even have the ball's to make a move on a hill

Greg:
You have pulled the last straw Neddy Boy

The plot of your series is more ridiculous then my Dad's Civil war Toy's

I would rather watch H20 and Zoey 101 then your show

This OG middle schooler is remembered all over while you sit in the back row

With your stupidity we might as well call you Coconut Head

Don't you get that you always need help from Moze, ya see Ned

You piss me off even more then when Rowley Skip's

In this battle you have embarrassed yourself more then in your school trip

Ned:
You failed at dissing me more then you did with Abigail

How can you not take care of an egg god your such a fail

Your a bigger dick then my Science teacher Sweenie

This battle has been too easy I'd rather face Manny

Your Kindergarten level drawing is worse them Lil cutie

The Hard Luck is that your flow is sloppier then your movie

And facing me is a bigger mistake then going to the womans bathroon you tool

Atleast Ned Bigby can finish Middle School

Who Won Greg Heffley Ned Bigby