User blog:LeeDoge506/Coke vs Pepsi - EHDDB 3

Beats:

Coke and Pepsi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DYC3FOVxh8

Mountain Dew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSOPSsi0EwM

WELCOME TO HERP DA DERP BATTLES WHERE HERP ALWAYS DERPS!

TODAY WE GOT DIS BATTLE!

PEPSI!

VS!

COCA-COLA!

BEGIN!

Coke (0:16)
POP! POP!

I'm like pop rocks but better, (Huh!)

.Your logo is just a fat dude in a sweater

You're tryin' to win this battle but you really really can't

I mean face  the  facts,

Your name has my brand!

.You're popular now,

..But let's see why...

Hmmmmm.. Your making people cry!

From making the deals with pizza

You can't get Coke

Because they worship you,

'Cause all your stupid jokes!

Pepsi (0:50)
We're the same thing,

Can't we just be friends?

If not then this

Battle wont ever end

And I don't care

We're both Cola Products

But that polar bear,

He annoys me

You see I'm famous

Fabulous may I add

While your tryin' to keep up

With the

Pepsi fad!

Coke (1:17)
Ugh.. You're just a fail

Something I can't bare

I'll light you on fire

Like Micheal Jackson's Hair!

You better stay back

I'm warning you now..

Or else I'll expolde with....

KAPOW!

You knocked me off

But I'm standing back up

You'll regret messing with me

I'll make you a cup!

You're tiny compared to me

And that's no lie

You're like Marmalade and Vegemite

Combined!

Mountain Dew (0:15)
Come on guys!

You're the excat same thing!

Incase you didn't know...

I'm the skilled king!

The MLG status to put you to sleep

Coca-Cola!

Your polar bears a creep

And Pepsi!

You're drinks are just lazy!

So let's go back

Straight to reality

Both of you suck...

- FATALITY! -

WHO REKT?

WHO'S NEXT?

WILL HERP EVER DERP AGAIN?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! (*fizz noise*) HERP DA (*soda pop sound*) DERP BATTLES! Who Won? Coke Pepsi Mountain Dew