User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Bob vs Google Plus

As you can see, I make myself look like a dick by stealing others ideas...

Well, enjoy! :3 (I'LL MAKE THE POSTER LATERRRRR)

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

BOB!

VS!

GOOGLE PLUS!

BEGIN!

Google Plus:

Look at what I’m rapping against, a spam stickman?,

we all know about your scam being nothing ‘but bland.

Oh, so you're building an army? Ooh, how threatening,

when you couldn’t get your army’s heads in the right position.

I’m making circles, all your doing is making people change their blocklist,

Your army is a bunch of spammers and trolls, it gets me fucking pissed!

I’m rich, but you are junk, and your now done,

With you spamming other people’s inboxes, which isn’t very fun,

Bob:

Trying to block me is nothing, just useless,

Speaking of inbox, what’s up with the “bell notification” mess?

I have 1,000+ fans, you probably have about zero,

and you made YouTube worse, now you are no one’s hero.

I’m building my army like Bob the freaking Builder!,

I’ve got tanks and helicopters, didn’t you know? I’m a KILLER!

This battle’s gonna end like you are, and always, hated,

You use hashtags? Unoriginal! You’ll soon be incinerated!

Google:

You’re ruining YouTube, and no one want’s you!,

You are nothing but a living YouTube Poop!

You’re just impossible art that no one can trust,

You and your army can’t even adapt, and you're making a fuss!

We're a system, but you're a tiny and puny stickman,

I have just removed you, and all your dumb fans.

You may thought that Google and Google Plus has lost,

BUT THE WRITERS WROTE, AND REVISED THIS BATTLE IN GOOGLE DOCS!

Bob’s Army:

Bob’s Soldier #1: Oh, so we’re rapping against Google and Google Plus?, What a disgrace,

Bob’s Soldier #2: You’re trying to be a “social network”, but I would rather use MySpace!

Bob’s Soldier #3: So you say you’re upgrading YouTube?

Bob’s Soldier #4: You’re downgrading it idiot!

Bob’s Soldier #2: People now use Zippcast,

Bob’s Soldiers #3 and #4: SO JUST QUIT IT!

Bob’s Soldier #1: Your hangouts are okay, but I would rather use Skype,

You guys are the trolls, stop thinking about the money and get a freaking life!

Bob’s Soldier #3: And the copyright claims…

Bob’s Soldier #4: We shouldn't even start...

All of Bob’s Soldiers:

FUCK YOU GOOGLE PLUS, WE JUST RIPPED YOU APART!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!