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Rap Battle!

Charles Dickens vs Victor Hugo


Charles Dickens:

It was the best of times, The worst of times but it’s the time to spit some rhymes against a French writer who should learn that I’m the master ‘cause I’m greater! A history in Literature While you get famous because of Disney and Universal Picture I’ll be The Man Who Laughs while you’re The Misérables you could’ve just followed your Father, study law for a job ‘cause for a poet and writer, you write musical filler so Expect the Great from me speaking wrath like Ebenezer!



Victor Hugo:

You Boot-Blacking Dickens, Is it me you are challenging? ‘cause your style’s condemning, ‘tis your last day of rapping! so let me present the Twist of this battle’s end I’m a symbol of triumph, a pride among all the French while you little british bastard write for holiday occasions I’ll be writing best sellers ‘bout the Parisian Rebellions leaving you shamed in the Sea, Toiled begging for more I’d Pickwick the fire, all of your books are a bore let us see, who will go down to history? Me? or the abandoned ol’ Charles and his bad cold face mystery



Charles Dickens:

Just go to hell, you are just too Bleak and absurd no wonder you’re exiled by Napoleon the Third you couldn’t wait for your mother to die before you marry God, Satan and death? 93 more reasons that you’re dreary lost two of your sons, your father and a wife had that brain congested, what a miserable life I’m a great Victorian scholar, a short story writing genius inspired by the revolution, your books are just too heinous In the Tale of two Authors, You’re actually hated, Hugo you’re like a more grotesque version of Quasimodo



Victor Hugo :

You can’t beat me. I’m master of lyricism, criticism your carols are no match against my romanticism my paintings galore, oh you want more? I’m gonna make you crash with your beard on the floor remembering you? Bon, I was your influence works of mine, you can call it works of brilliance stop the Victorian Reigning and you’ll just be nothing so say Farewell before this battle’s ending now, croak your words after you finish your Drood ‘cause I am the Victor of this battle, Understood?