User blog:TKandMit/Bruce Banner vs Dr. Jekyll. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains Season 2 Premiere

Oh boy it's been a while.

Starting off this season right, I decided to make it a (somewhat) group battle of chaotic results. Completely unrelated to the first time, two scientists and their monstrous personalities go toe to toe; Dr. Jekyll and his wicked side, Mr. Hyde, battle Bruce Banner and his heroic abomination, The Incredible Hulk. Huge thanks to my homeboy Wonder as always for the title cards. Oh, and new format. Ye.

Cast
Nice Peter as Dr. Henry Jekyll

EpicLLOYD as Bruce Banner

Dan Bull as Mr. Edward Hyde

Lou Ferrigno as The Incredible Hulk

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!

Versus!

Begin!

Dr. Jekyll
Ugh, this is my rival? A brute with a complete Ban on a style?

Battling me is a Strange Case, it’s even in the title!

You’re a ninny enemy, subject to chemistry, accidentally,

Spitting venom and then the remedy, you’re an expected equidae,

You’re massive head must have excellent extremities of density,

Even vaster entropy; get it together, you’re not Avenging me!

More green with jealousy than Spider-Man’s goblin,

You’re at the bottom; a weak nerd with a steroid problem

I’m honestly solemn, you’re wobblin’ to squabble or somethin’?

Come at me, Gollum, or do you want start this in Gotham?

I’m not disconcerned by this, I’m putting the verbal burn on this

Research journalist on the field, purple panted, burned to bits

I may be sick-minded, but that lets me spit iller!

A comic book’s iconic? You’re just a painted bodybuilder!

You’re the filler! You’re no hero, you’re wanted by the army!

And whether I am Edward or me, you cannot harm me.

Bruce Banner
* Yawn* What time is it? Ah, it’s night, isn’t it? Finally, it’s my time to spit,

I’m surprise Mr. Hyde hasn’t come by, only has he confided in a mad scientist!

Whose entire work is mindless scientific theory!

I’ve been assigned the mindset that provides clearly,

You’re novel’s a shitty Treasure Island, asides it’s eerie!

You started a kindness, a likeness that divided your career, Jeky,

You seriously need a curing to stop this criminal series,

You need to take control, like how my people are cheering,

You put the fear in a town; my country’s army stands weary!

You don’t stand near me! Your laboratory has become query.

You’re doctorate’s illegible, you’re experiments are questionable,

You keep testing yourself and you’ll end up as a vegetable!

You’ll be frozen, if you keep drinking those potions!

And the bipolar side of your tiny mind is showing no emotion!

I set in motion! Paving the way of science when I’m signing ‘em notions!

Banner’s outspoken! And I’m ferocious! Breaking my way through gamma explosions!

All you break are the legs from the pain of your cane! And you’re insane!

You’re in a rage, get off of the stage, get locked away in a cage!

It’s unfair, battling someone so careless for their own health

And obviously, Hyde has sworn under Hypocritical Oath!

Dr. Jekyll
Ah, piss off, ya half life, and Marvel at this!

(*Dr. Jekyll opens up a bottle and chugs down the entirety of its contents, immediately changing into...*)

Mr. Hyde
Hahahaha! Pardon me, miss,

But now you’re in trouble; you’ll be bleeding!

The evilly scheming, cheat of a being, you’d swear he’s a demon!

You must be dreaming! I’ll leave you screaming!

And you’d be grieving, at the green radiated grave, slayed in the way of England!

Damsels and tramps and Banners I’ll trample! This is a gamble!

Here's an example: I’m off the handle! You’re face will be dismantled!

Winning this battle’d be more magical than Bixby!

Now I’m frisky! And risky! Cuckoo criminal crippling cities!

You’re ditzy! You’re Stan Lee’s way to stand to a bully!

You’re a phoney! I’m a mammoth of rapper attacks; I’m woolly!

Bruce Banner
Aargh! Don’t make me angry! You wouldn’t like me,

When I’m… gahHH…

(*Bruce Banner's skin starts turning green as his clothes rip, turning him into...*)

The Incredible Hulk
AARGH! FIGHT ME!

TEENY TINY MAN, FEELS THE NEED TO REIGN,

SHIT STAIN, FEEL PAIN IN YOUR SPLIT BRAIN!

YOU HURT YOUR COMPANIONS! I JUMP OVER CANYONS!

ON TOO MUCH CANE, YOU’D LOSE YOUR BALANCE!

YOU’RE NOT SCARY! YOU’RE HAIRY, AND WEIRD VERY!

YOU’RE A FAIRY! DON’T DARE ME!

DON’T TRY TO BATTLE ME! I ALWAYS WIN IN BULK!

YOU HAVE INSANITY, WHILE WE HAVE A HULK!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of- HULK SMASH!

Who won? Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Bruce Banner and The Incredible Hulk