User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.30: KISS vs The Wiggles

Ooo the big finale with another team battle.

I have spent the last few days making this the best battle ever.

The Wiggles

Greg Page in this

Jeff Fatt in this

Murray Cook in this

Anthony Field in this

KISS

Gene Simmons in this colour

Paul Stanley in this

Peter Criss in this

Ace Frehley in this

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

KISS

VS

THE WIGGLEEEES

BEGIN!

The Wiggles

Hot Potato! Hot Potato! What have we gotten into?

Four crazy dudes, who all look like rip offs of R2D2.

Cook, Page, Fatt and Field, all here to kick you afoot.

Just take off the makeup, boys, and replace it with soot.

Calling Doctor Knickbocker to defeat Dr. Love.

Unlike the charts, we are high above,

You. 'Cause we can rap better than all of you combined.

Just like Vinnie Vincent, you all should have resigned. KISS Heaven's on Fire, as this place is Hotter than Hell.

'Cause now you are all under our magic spell.

Shake all your sillies out, as we are not rising to your level.

We are so evil. People compare us to the devil.

God gave Rock and Roll to us. It's not a big fuss.

We'll destory your Big Red Car, with our giant fucking tour bus.

Everyone's disappointed at four gays from Oz.

Because you won't be the one's getting the appalause.

The Wiggles

We educate children, while you scare them.

Peter Criss, you suck! Just get off the drums.

We'll mash these four bananas, shut the fuck up.

At all of your live shows, there a two hour buildup.

KISS

I take this over now boys, as they can't defeat me.

OG Gene Simmons, rapping against three,

Wiggles, that are no more.

And Field, I show you the fucking stage door.

Quiet down Gene, we can take them as a team.

We are KISS, We are Extreme!

Tears are falling from all your faces.

'Cause you just been schooled, in all the right places.

The Wiggles

Incorrect! As we're the bomb!

Watching your drama is like watching a sitcom.

Your latests songs are a waste of time and space.

Sonic Boom and Monster? Stop describing Ace's face.

You have no freedom to rock, anymore.

We are even friends with a dinosaur.

It's time to do some unmasking to see KISS be defeated.

Unlike Simmons' love life, nobody has cheated.

KISS

Get ready to finish it out loud. (I love it loud.)

Mister Eric Carr would  be  really proud.

'Cause everything you have just said isn't even valid.

After all, we just made four dudes into fruit salad.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

