User blog:Kurobat/Epic Related Rap Battles of History 2

Hi! This is the second RRBOH. I was bored to death during my anthropology class so I decided to write. Bad thing is, I don't know shit regarding the star wars series. Good thing is my seatmate is a geek regarding SW, so after a crash course in star wars, and cross-checking facts in google and wikipedia, I present you the battle between Rebel Hero, Han Solo, versus Bounty Hunter, Boba Fett! Enjoy! And, as usual, rate, comment and suggest below! :)

'''Epic Rap Battles of History! '''

'''Han Solo! '''

'''Vs. '''

'''Boba Fett! '''

Begin!



<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Han Solo: <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Go, go, power ranger! You’re just like them!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Did you steal that helmet, bounty hunter, ahem?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’ve been smuggling things in the galaxy, in and out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You did not catch me; I am better no doubt!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I was frozen in carbonite, you can’t still hold me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Even Leia Solo’ed the Boba Fett army!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re a funny little man, silly to the bone!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who would have known you’re simply a clone?

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Boba Fett: <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You were so lonely, traveling around solo,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">With your hand and a hairy bozo

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I am a trustee of dark lords, I hunt their enemies down

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Boba Fett is a character of great renown!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">My father was a hero, and I am his spawn

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Notorious when young simply because of my brawn!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A new hope? Yeah, that’s kind of farfetched

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Han the rebel hobo is gonna get stretched!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Han Solo: <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Is that really the best you can give?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Darth Vader is better than you, I believe!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I am a Captain of the Rebel Alliance,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Your masters see you nothing but a mere appliance!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I may have been riding solo with Chewie around

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">But imagine being a clone, trouble’s abound!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It seemed seeing your parent’s tragic death,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Does not turn everybody into a hero, I bet!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Boba Fett: <span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Well, captain, ahoy and set the sail!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’ll hunt you down wherever, you better bail!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Your gang is weird, a bear and a Skywalker

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re married to a slut, who kissed her own brother!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You dressed like those cowboys in films

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Bat-crazy, scary, dirty Jim!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">This battle is served, it’s time to collect my money

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">For your head on a platter, it is a big bounty.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who won?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who’s next?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">You decide!

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