User blog:Avatar XIII/DC Rap Battles Debut: The Flash vs Sonic

I'm excited to present the first battle in a new series, featuring the superheroes, supervillains, and others from DC Comics vs anyone or anything. The first battle of this series pits The Flash against Sonic, in a battle to determine who truly is the fastest.

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Begin!

Sonic
Sonic’s the name and I’m here to bring the pain

Against robots, egg people, and the criminally insane

And I proclaim that my posse of the best in the game

Can crush any lame league of justice without shame

You think that you can beat me? Ha, don’t make me chuckle

If I wanted to wreck a loser in red, I would’ve battled Knuckles

You’ve entered a race you can’t win, so ya better surrender Barry

Or else my girl Amy will hammer you to death, and that’s scary

The Flash
I’ve dealt with idiots with boomerangs, and a spinning maniac

A rip-off of Mr. Freeze, but I’m cold blooded when he attacks

So the fact that you think you can beat me on the race track

Makes me laugh! I’m the fastest there is, and that’s a rap

You can barely break the sound barrier, but I go light speed

Why bother challenging me to a race? You can’t touch me!

I fight with the greatest heroes in the universe, we’re the League

Oh, and I stole your shoes when you blinked, do you concede?

Sonic
I tried to be nice about this, but now you’ve crossed the line

Even Mario knows not to make me ignite, it’s over this time

You think that you’re the fastest, but I’m sure that you’re wrong

You’re quick, but why weren’t you fast enough to save your mom?!

I’m astounded because you clown around until your enemy’s rebounded

Then you’re surrounded. It’s not that hard to fight, are you confounded?

You may have defeated Braniac, but you’re still a piece of trash

Come back for a rematch when you’re done being a dumbass

The Flash
That wasn’t bad, but please, you sure are no hero

How many worlds have you saved? The answer is zero

But whether you leave or stay, your fate will be the same

Because after today, not a single soul will know your name

It’s insane, you think you can challenge my rise to fame?

I’ve existed for half a century, but you? Barely two decades

Remember this, before my flows fry your brain

The Flash is my name, and speed’s my game

Who Won? The Flash Sonic