User blog:TCalderon/Mr Hankey vs Mr. Poopybutthole - Rap Battle

Merry Christmas, one and all! 'Tis the season to be giving, to be kind to your fellow man, and to spend copious amounts of money on friends and family members alike. And then you do it again on Valentine's Day! Yippee!

And what better way to celebrate than with a short little rap battle between two toilet-humored based Misters! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and Mr. Poopybutthole of Rick & Morty battle it out to see which rarely seen side-character named after poop is truly superior! A poop-themed rap battled. Merry Christmas.

Also, unless you're one of those folks who says that anime and cartoons are no different, this marks my first battle where the two rappers come from the same medium (both being western cartoons) Yay!

MR HANKEY

VS

MR POOPYBUTTHOLE

BEGIN!

Mr. Poopybutthole:

'''OOH WEE! I’m about to wipe my ass off from this turd!'''

Flush him down a toilet before he can even spit his verse!

I’m beloved among fans, to this day I’m still adored

Whereas your creators hardly ever use you anymore!

'''What could you hope to say to me? I’m far too funny and lovable,'''

'''With a loving wife and kid! Your fam’s nothing short of dysfunctional!'''

I’m putting on the gloves, seems you’re in need of a spanking!

And it’ll be the last the world has ever seen from Mr. Hankey!

Mr. Hankey:

'''HOWDY HO! I’m Mr. Hankey! To me, everyday is Christmas!'''

'''But today, I’m ‘bout to smack this poser! Own him with my disses,'''

'''You’re a one-trick pony! Being loud and weird is your whole shtick!'''

I may be a talking turd, but it’s clear YOUR writing is pure shit!

I roll with Jesus and Santa, as we teamed up to save the wintertime!

I don’t care how “real” you are; to me, you’ll only be a parasite!

Your only friends have moved on, leaving you crippled for life,

But the time that I’m done, you’ll be more messed than my wife!

Mr. Poopybutthole

'''OOH WEE! That verse sure took a really long time!'''

You’re not just shit literally; you’re also one in rhymes!

I’ll call Rick & Morty, and together, we’ll rip you apart!

Not the first time that they had to deal with a giant fart!

Mr. Hankey:

If you’re thinking you can step on me with your shiny shoes,

You’ll be Conkered when you step against this Great Mighty Poo!

When it comes to Christmas time and rap, I do it to the fullest, dude!

Bringing you more trauma than Beth giving you a bullet wound…

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Mr. Hankey Mr. Poopybutthole -

...Wait, what? What do you mean it's not Christmas anymore?