User blog:MrAwesome300/Tommy Wiseau vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. To the Tune of ERB 41

Well, Superman vs. Goku has been released as ERB 41, and since I don't know anything about either one, here's two guys I do know about: self-centered actors with accents Wiseau and Schwarzenegger. Read this in the tune of ERB 41, tho.

Schwarzenegger
Who can stop this box office flop?

With the long credit list and that the drama never stops

You're speaking to the political hot shit, stop playing with your spoons

Don't try to hit me, Johnny, or I'll send this Commando wannabe

TurboMan: To his Room!

I'm wild, you're in denial, to your fiancee's cheater's style

You stand around on a greenscreen roof while I get pregnant with an Arnahld child

I pump serious iron, you get pumped for no promotion

You bring your family and friends in your own life's commotion

PUT THAT MICROPHONE DOWN! I'm not even close to done,

I'll terminate your face and your accent and finish you with a gun,

You're gullible, unlovable, you can't live without sex

I'm the badass who's dependable, twice I was expendable

Wiseau
How many times are they gonna reboot your movies!?

I was the film highlight of 2003!

Mark: Johnny!

Defeat me with politics? You're nuts,

Wake up and I'm not afraid to uncensor my butt!

I kick ass from Chris R to Claudette, stand back

I don't drink, but when I see your films, I'm at the rack

Don't be a Running Man and quit now, I'm ready

One look at Lisa and you'll be jackin' like Denny!

My glorious hair! OHHH!

Your film career! NOOOO!

Sarah Connor ain't nothin' but a - HOOOO!

Schwarzenegger
Haha, your rapping is weaker than your acting,

My roles and performances are sure to be impacting,

I'll make you turn cutesy at the sight of a doggy,

You only made one film, I made so many that I'm godly!

Wiseau
Godly? I'll tear you apart and make you go all CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!

I'll totally recall the times of when I got a barbarian *BEEP*!

Let's toss a football and see how this ends,

I hope I won't have to kick your 70 year old ass again!

Who won? Tommy Wiseau Arnold Schwarzenegger