User blog comment:Freddysback/R.I.P Super Mysterious/@comment-6604133-20130414182122/@comment-1990034-20130416160631


 * jumps out of the campfire, unharmed*

I AM DEXTER FUCKING MAXIMUS


 * completely incinerates Four4 and Flare with laser beams from his hands*

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Dibs on his stuff...