Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes rapped against Batman in Epic Rap Battles of History 26 and was played MC Mr. Napkins.

Information on the rapper
Sherlock Holmes is a fictional detective in the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and is one of the greatest fictional detectives of all time. Sherlock is most famous for his logical reasoning and forensic science skills to solve difficult cases out of the smallest clues. His right-hand and best friend is Dr. Watson.

Lyrics
(Sherlock Holmes in bold)

Verse 1:
Sherlock Holmes:

I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain

Dr. Watson:

Holmes, explain

Sherlock Holmes:

I deduce this deuce stain as Bruce Wayne

Dr. Watson:

The billionaire?

Sherlock Holmes:

Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours

To afford the toys he needs

Dr. Watson:

Since he has no superpowers!

Sherlock Holmes:

'''You want a battle, bat? Bring it then'''

Dr. Watson:

I heard he has a British butler

Sherlock Holmes:

'''Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!'''

You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill

My sidekick's a doctor

Dr. Watson:

Because his flows are so ill!

Verse 2:
Sherlock Holmes:

*Thinking* This mustn't register on an emotional level...

First, exploit childhood tragedy...then gesture with pipe...

Watson finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment...

Conclude with killer catchphrase...*Finished thinking*

I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face

You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace

Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!

Dr. Watson:

Holmes, you've cracked the case!

Sherlock Holmes:

You're a batshit crazy basket case!

Dr. Watson:

Bloody good rhymes!

Sherlock Holmes:

I've got tonnes!

Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson

Dr. Watson:

OHHHHHHH!!!