User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 1: Tarzan vs Spider-Man

Hey guys this is my first rap battle, so constructive critisism is needed.

Cast
Weird Al Yankovic as Tarzan

Nice Peter as Spider-Man

Epic Lloyd as George from George of the Jungle (cameo)

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TARZAN!

VS!

SPIDER-MAN!

BEGIN!

Tarzan:

Come on Spidey, you want to rap against me?

I was born in the jungle, you were raised by your aunt and uncle, so you might as well leave,

Such a disgrace, when you killed your own father,

You only became Spider-Man just from being bit by a spider, so why even bother?

You can climb on walls and can shoot webs, well that's nice,

NOT! People say that you're the greatest hero ever! Ah well that's a lie.

Spider-Man:

Why are you challenging me to a battle?

You are you telling me to leave already? This battle has just started, and you're the one that should skeddadle,

I'm gonna win this battle just like I do in all of my comics and movies,

All of your movies, suck, and I feel bad for Disney,

I was created by the wonderful and legendary, Stan Lee,

So now, there's no way, that you could beat me,

Just face it, Tarzan, you're a ripoff of George of the Jungle, just a bit dumber,

Your parents died, when you were only an infant, aww bummer!

Tarzan:

Coming soon!

Spider-Man:

Coming soon!