Talk:Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood/@comment-67.167.196.149-20131104051047

This was a tough rap battle to decide upon, but I believe Bruce Lee won this one.

His (Bruce Lee's) rhymes were more witty and clever (Your movies they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe. Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!)

Clint Eastwood's rhymes were less clever/witty, and were very racist, which I thought wasn't as clever as it was try hard and desperate.

His best line was his opening rhyme- (You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter).

But Eastwood's last line was the coldest line I've heard yet on ERB- (I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel)

Even so, I think Bruce nabbed this one. I think Clint Eastwood is a badass, but I'm basing my decision on the content and cleverness of the raps, not on partiality or favoritism.