User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF 4- Rod Serling vs Edgar Allan Poe

This suggestion was n Peter's list, so I decided to toy arond with the idea. Soon, I began writing the whole thing. I was given a lot of help with lyrics by J1Coupe. This is my personal favorite out of all of my battle so far. Here goes!

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Egar Allan Poe

Nice Peter as Rod Serling

Lyrics
EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

EDGAR ALLAN POE!

VS!

ROD SERLING!

BEGIN!

Poe:
Let me craft a macabre tale, one of sound, ideas, and mind

Im creepier that Lovecraft, R.L. Stein and King combined!

Taking place in the Rue Morgue tonight: a lyrical Murder

A cold, emotionless hostess? I can't stand this any further!

Like the Purlioned Letter, my victory's in plain sight

After facing me, it won't be such a Good Life

This 'angry young man' is one I certainly deplore

This who're gonna end up like the Raven: Nevermore!

Serling:
Tonight, you shall Fall, like your little House of Usher

'Cause every-other of your lovers is underages or someone's mother

I could write your stories in my sleep, at least I earn my salary

All your poems combined have nothing on the Night GalleryI

I'll bury you alive and then I'll piss on the grave

My 20,000 Foot 'Rod' made your teenage wife my slave

While you're drinking in Virginia, I explore the vast unknown

Meanwhile, you've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone

Poe:
Fear my enragement, 'fore I make you hit the pavement

Just like the gian Worm, I shall Conquer this engagement

Call this a Fantasy Park, because my raps are unreal

Don't make me laught, Rodman, you lack sex appeal

I inspired Sherlock Holmes with Mr. C. Auguste Dupin

While you smoke your damn cigarettes, you disgusting old man

I've achieved greatness in history, you're a thing of the past

You can't match me, Serling, I've got Time Enough at Last

Serling:
You've reached the Zero Hour, once upon a midnight dreary

Compared to my Twilight Zone, your books are the Twilight series

You don'r deserve a Requiem, not even fory your Heavy Weight

You're Planet-of-the-Ape-Shit crazy, your death was one to celebrate

I'll Tell you a Tale to break your Heart: You aren't important

You're broke, you're drunk, you're a deadbeat and an orphan

Sitch that Pit and Pendulum, your stories are true torture

Get back to your Treehouse, Eddie, I'm the real King of Horror

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'LL DECIDE

E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E (To the tune of the Twilight Zone theme) PICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

Poll
Who won? Edgar Allan Poe Rod Serling Too Close to Call