User blog:RED Engineer/Fan-Made Rap Battles Episode 1: Heavy Weapons Guy vs Steve

EPIC FAN-MADE RAP BATTLES BY ENGIE

VS

BEGIN!

Steve:

I'm in the game

Steve's the name

Deez square feet

Will go up your ass which I will also beat

You are so stupid that you don't even speak English right

You're such a big, slow target that this shouldn't even be called a fight

Those bullets will not save you from MY gear

Now watch as I shove this rotten meat up your rear!

Heavy:

'''You, STOOPID! You are so small'''

Little square person should not fight a man this tall

In your game you can barely stay alive

But against me, your luck runs out: YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SURPRISE

Do not even dare to insult Sasha, because your armor will break

Against bullets and punches from this mightyiece of steak

You cannot beat me, I have a hunch

Now excuse me, it is time for lunch (NOM NOM NOM)

Steve:

Now you've got me angry

You'll get no mercy from me

Your game is looks stupid

And so do you

I shouldn't be listening to someone who sleeps with his gun

And can't even really run!

You are just as intelligent as a drone

Oh, and I wasn't listening to you, since I was on my phone

(all mercenaries except Pyro, Spy and Sniper come outta nowhere)

'''Scout: Our game looks stupid? Are you even tryin'?'''

Soldier: When we're done with you, maggot, you'll be laying on the ground crying

Demoman: You're done for, lad, what are you gonna get?

Engineer: From us all: a slow, painful death!

Medic: Now calm down, don't lay down zhat phone

Because no matter if you do, I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!

Heavy: Thanks for help, let this be lesson for you

We make good team, as in TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!