User blog:Markus R B D/Monika vs RED

Monika from the dating/horror game Doki Doki Literature takes on RED from the NES Godzilla Creepypasta.

Description
The both know it's all a game, they both pay attention to you. Just different kinds of attention.

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jkkWkP2L6c

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Anything!

Monika

Vs

RED

BEGIN!

Monika (0:14)
Welcome to the club, I hope your verses are sharp,

Though you look like you need bed rest, don’t push yourself too far,

I have seen many heartbreaks, been through many hard days,

But seeing your scarred face makes my happiness part ways,

All I seek from my player is romance and laughter,

Your playstyle consists of chaos and disaster,

The act is up, RED! This will be your final chapter,

I’m at my Zenith now, I’m the one in control,  I’m the master!

RED (0:44)
If you think you can control me, clearly you don’t know me,

I’ll rip a hole in your heart, stop the Doki Dokis,

You’re lonely spiritually and your pitiful lyrically,

And the only thing you will never lose is virginity!

Like the endless pools of blood my lyrics can flow,

You’ll choke on these words like Sayori on a friend zone,

Here’s your reality check, get this through your head:

You can’t screw an MC on the mic or in bed!

Monika (1:14)
It’s disappointing my happy ending was never made,

But who needs get laid? Your gaze is visual AIDS.

RED (1:20)
You better stay Red Alert for the horrors that I’ll send,

Will cut deep into your mind, call it: Yuri’s Revenge.

Monika (1:28)
I appreciate you lecture, but it sure has some flaws,

You act so full of yourself, it’s like you’ve eaten giant moths,

Your rapping style shares your original game’s assets,

Just random attack mashing; no real tactics,

So go on and try giving players a mental dent,

And I’ll give you Melissa flashbacks like the new president,

This cypher’s at its end, I won’t be seeing red’s KILL,

You’re the worst thing done by a Cosby since Bill!

RED (1:58)
You are weak! Just die like the rest of your friends!

Your attempts are futile, it’s time for your Pathos to end.

I’m Nintendo’s execution system, my wrath is ceaseless,

If I can dethrone the king, I’ll give you more than an impeachment,

Ask Anguirus if I spit sharp, I heat up like a fever,

You have control, yet I’ve seen more LOVE from Chara Dreemur!

You’re trash in the bin compared to the disses I’m dropping ya’

But then again, I’m a hell beast and you’re Just Monika.

Poll
Who won? RED Monika