User blog:TKandMit/TMNT vs X-Men. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains Season 2

The penultimate battle that you all have been waiting for...

That was pushed back...

Twice...

Is finally here.

Welcome once again to the Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains! This season is just one more battle away from closing, so to hype it up, we have a battle of two teams of New York mutants. The X-Men, an array of mutants across the world lead by Cyclops and taught by Professor Charles Xavier, duke it out with The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, sewer-bred reptiles lead by Leonardo and taught by Master Splinter. This was originally planned for the mid-season premiere, but I rescheduled it for some reason. Despite all of that, I owe a huge thanks to my friend Legion for writing as the X-Men team, as well as writing a TMNT verse. Seriously, he did most of the work on this one. Check out his stuff. But for right now, enjoy the newest battle.

Cast
Nice Peter as Cyclops

EpicLLOYD as Beast

Wax as Iceman

Jesse Wellens as Wolverine

Xin Wuku as The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (body)

Link Neal as Leonardo (voice)

Rhett McLaughlin as Donatello (voice)

Ian Hecox as Michelangelo (voice)

Anthony Padilla as Raphael (voice)

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!

Versus!

Begin!

Battle
Beat: Golden Voice

X-Men
Alight upon these downed outcasts as I cast out my ruby gaze

You monsters disgrace mutants, you're as immature as Wade

Chilling as an Avalanche, we'll send these Lairdpots East, man

Distinguish ourselves from immature testudines as metahumans

Got the power to use respunchability an entire species following our lead

You cold-blooded roleplayers? Rogues in a Bleak House in a time of need

Don't need forged steel to chillingly sever your chances so pretend

With Higher Learning these chemical catastrophes are outsmarted by the X-Men!

TMNT
Cowabunga! The TMNT skate to victory, no Journey Into Mystery: you’re history

Sage training, ninja masters wrecking Westchester like the Death of Wolverine

You’re the supposed “Marvels” and yet we’re the ones to give Kirby credit

Cartoons the Image of the comics have your screenwriters even read it?

Take Alpha Flight, you Mousers low tech, no Stature, bark worse than bite

This’ll be a piece of pie! Might as well Fast Forward to a mono-eye’s last light

At every stage we’re All New you time-travel to rehash plots here’s our regime

We’ve Purified exclusionist punks before pretty clear that means your “team”.

Cyclops and Wolverine
Step back, bub, or get SNIKT! I’ll be an ad-visor, blocking your tricks

Lines pure as ruby, cuts deep as knives, give Fugi-turtles their pain fix

Cut through your little Punisher, and cripple your splintered Xavier

Make a move on your Bishop time to Hope for your own mutant saviour

Leonardo and Raphael
Team, divide! Raph and I attack these mice, Donny and Mike hit the ice!

Let’s decide! Side with the sais of the cool but rude guys! While I slice!

You want to raise the antes? A vigilante came to save the city!

You must be dreaming if Cyclops is on top, and Logan stole the hand of Freddy!

X-Men
Big words from a team whose Einstein’s greatest weapon is blunt

Not to mention the Teen Turtle Titan behind the Avenging Purifier front

I’ll Stryke yer, you’ll be too Murumasa scarred to Return to New York

Take Stock, man, your chances are disappearing quick as Splinter’s work

When we take a film dive we rise like Phoenix Five, your popularity just died

Especially when you’re dancing with the likes of foppish Vanilla Ice!

X-Force our way in you face Avengers and the peak of the Illuminati, fools

The Power Rangers failed Danger Room’s rap test, you’ve just been schooled!

TMNT
Schooling us? You could never pass the bars we drop.

We’re like, chopping you up so much, you’re the pizza top!

This Beast’s got no Beauty; Wolfy’s shorter and stouter

How’s it feel to be heros but get crushed by Ninjas without powers?

We got skills! We are ill! We don’t need to be super.

I got blades! I got hate! We’ll flush you down our sewer!

Aw hell! Turtles in a half shell fend off their weak offenders

Facing the head of them? Better send ‘em down the Shredder.

Who won?!

Who's next?



Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!

Who won? TMNT X-Men

Hints Decoded
(All hints to this battle were posted on GTA V vs GoodFellas.)

The Sistine Chapel: A painting made by the artist Michelangelo, which refers to the TMNT member, Michelangelo.

University of Michigan: Go blue. The football team of UoM is the Wolverines, which refers to X-Men member, Wolverine.

Princess Belle: The protagonist princess from the Disney movie The Beauty and the Beast, which refers to the X-Men member, Beast.

Icey778: A user characterized by ice, which refers to the X-Men member, Iceman.