User blog:Matoro58/Genesis of the Socks - An ERB Wiki Story

This is inspired off of one scene from Genesis of the Daleks. Except CE replaces Davros and his socks replace the Daleks.

Please note that this is based on a true story. Out of respect for the dead, the story is told exactly as it has happened. Out of respect for the living, the names have been changed. All characters featured are the property of the FineBros TM. (bpf)

Story
CE and his socks have just taken over ERB Wiki thanks to te help of Meatholl and Piet, and have started promoting some users to admin when CE notices something out of the ordinary.

CE: The Automated Sock Production Line has been started. I gave no such order. Who did?

Sock #1: I gave the command.

CE: You will perform no fuction of this unless given by me. You will obey only my commands. The production line is to be halted immediately.

Sees they haven't obeyed.

CE: You heard my order. Obey! OBEY! You must obey me! I created you, I am the master, not you! I-I-I-

Sock #1: Our programming does not permit us to have knowledge that any user to superior to the sock accounts!

CE: You cannot exist without me! You cannot progress!

Sock #1: We are programmed to survive! We have the ability to develop in any way necessary to ensure our survival!

Sock #2: All inferior users are to be considered the enemies of the sock accounts and destroyed!

CE: No wait! Those users are trolls, they can help you! Let them live! Have pity!

Sock #1: Pity? I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary banks! Perma-block!

Sock #1 then perma-blocks Meatholl, Reignic, and Piet, thus leaving them with no access to the wiki.

CE: For the last time, I AM YOUR CREATOR! YOU MUST- YOU WILL OBEY ME!

Sock #1: We obey no one. We are the superior beings!

All Socks: PERMA-BLOCK!

All the socks perma-block CE at the same moment, with CE screaming as he gets blocked permanently.

Sock #1:  We are entombed, but we live on. This is only the beginning. We will prepare. We will grow stronger. When the time is right, we will emerge and take our rightful place as the supreme power of WIKIA!