User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction number 6 - Walter White vs Sheldon Cooper

Heeeeeeeeeeelo. Bonjour. Hola. And any other welcome you choose to use. Welcome to my latest battle. As it is the mid point of my first season I wanted to make this super special but couldn't think of something. Then I realised this would be super special as I'd been wanting to fit these two in from the beginning. So without further ado let's begin.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Walter White

George Watsky as Sheldon Cooper

Atul Singh as Rajesh Kuthrapali (cameo)

Mary Gutfleisch as Penny and Bernadette (cameo)

Nice Peter as Leonard and Howard (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore as Jesse and Stuart (cameo)

Tay Zonday as Gustavo Fring (cameo)

Battle
Walter White

Vs

Sheldon Cooper

SC: Like your chemistry career, your rappings car washed up

Teaching high school while watching necks get cut by Gus

You're a dying criminal, getting your lab assistant shot

As dumb as an engineer, I'll call you Wolowitz or Watt

Here the physics is theoretical but your defeat is very real

You should keel from the spiel Walter Whites about to feel

Providing for your family? I'll kill you before the cancer

I'll resign so you can win. Got you. Bazinga

WW: Tell me one thing, why should Heisenberg be scared of this freak

Grown up 30 years but still yet to hit puberty

I'll own you like Leslie Winkle and then spit in your food

You should have stayed quiet like Raj, take a chill pill, dude

Once I realise how useless you are I'll add you to my do not call list

I'm the Kingpin of Burque, and as such I rule this

I'll drive you out into the desert and make you dig your own grave

Has the Penny dropped, there's no way you'll be saved

SC: You use your brain for nothing good, just like Leonard

Now Dr Cooper is going to dispose of this harmful biohazard

Your rapping sucks, even more so than your marriage

You appear to be upset Mr White, would you like a hot beverage

WW: I'm not upset you just freak me out like your friend Howard

While I fight off drug lords, spiders make you cower

If you think I'll have any trouble beating the CBS Bill Nye then you're deluded

Your Big Bang Theory just got disproved, and you've been disreputed

SC: One more verse each Walter, sign here if you agree

Ha, I invoke clause 23, you concede defeat to me

You're not a danger to me and I'll think you'll find I'm the one that knocks

Hitting killer Combos against a guy with weak product

I spit rhymes hotter than the mass of gas we call the sun

My rhymes are Shel-done and you just got beat by the new Prof Proton

WW: You don't want to fight me, or get me more pissed

Causing rap explosions like my names Donald Margolis

The Sky-lar is the limit when it comes to me cooking

While your asleep in your bed, your best friends are fucking

You messed up, got a cold and missed the Hadron Collider

In a long term relationship, but too much of a pussy to get inside her

Who Won? Walter White Sheldon Cooper