User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.94: Barney vs Godzilla

Whatever!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BARNEY

VS

GODZILLA

BEGIN!

Godzilla

Stomping up buildings, shouting out "What's up Tokyo?"

The big green dinosaur is rolling in, it's Godzilla, yo!

The king of the monsters about to rex this TV tyrannosaurus.

School kids are more likely to learn more from a thesaurus.

I'm eating up planets while fighting off Mothra and Gigan.

You show kids your big surprise, turns out it was a backyard gang bang.

Running out of friends Barney? Selena Gomez is no longer a believer.

Even your actor has had enough of you and is now a sexual healer.

Barney

MC Barney on the mic, the dinosaur of hip-hip.

I'm about to teach you friendship, while I'm shagging Baby Bop.

I'm the PBS favourite, been around since 1992.

You been rebooted so many times, Toho doesn't know what to do with you.

Snacking on PB&J sandwiches, so I can get my rhymes super dee-duper.

You think I'm nice on screen, you should see what's in the bloopers.

In your latest movie, a little girl destroyed yar. But I've seen stranger things.

Take one step on my imagination island and bow down to the dino king.

Godzilla

That was Barney's great adventure? Dude you were playing it safe.

You giving BJs to little kids? Now that's an open and shut case.

This destructive dino damages Japan for a living.

But Barney is going down like the '97 thanksgiving.

Barney

I dominate in concerts, strumming riffs on my guitar.

Teaching kids the alphabet, while you're at the human buffet bar.

This has been the ultimate showdown between a purple legend and a giant green doo-doo.

So before I turn back into a soft toy, just remember I loathe you.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

