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ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 12

(We see Metal sitting next to CW in Marine Biology)

CW: Yo Metal

Metal: Yeah?

CW: Can I copy your homework?

Metal: No

(Piet enters the classroom with a clipboard and goes to the front of the class)

Piet: Ahoy Mateys I have exciting news, but first let me take attendance

Metal: Oh god

Piet: Bob 1

CW: Here

Piet: Bob 2

Metal: Here....

Piet: Bob 3

MSV: MY NAME IS NOT BOB

Piet: Bob 4

Matt: I swear to fucking god

Narrator: One roll calling later

Piet: Alright mateys the big news is that we are going on a field trip

Metal: To where?

Piet: Antarctica!

CW: What

Metal: Are you serious?

MSV: No way Coupe allowed this

Piet: Oh he doesn't know

Matt: How did you get this job?

Piet: Anyways, before we start our assignment plz stand for the pledge of Walrus

(The class stands up and puts there hands to their hearts)

Piet: I pledge allegiance to Walrus and the tribe of legends, One species under the Grand Walrus, The Walrus is Justice and

Walrus is life

Metal: I hate this so much...

(The class sits down and It cuts to the end of class)

Piet: Remember land lubbers tomorrow we head off in our voyage

Metal: Ughhhhh

Matt: Such a god damn idiot

( We cut too Lunch where Metal, Kari, Barry, Night, and Matt)

Barry: So Metal, Matt how was your day so far

Metal: Ridiculous

Matt: Stupid

Kari: Why?

Metal: Matt and i are going to Antarctica tomorrow

Night: What...

Barry: Oh yes I heard about that from MSV

Night: Glad I have Chemistry

Barry: I know right

Kari: I wish you luck Senpai and Mattie <>

Matt: Kari <>

Metal: Thanks we legit need it

Narrator: The next day the students and Piet travel to the docks

Piet: Ahhhhh do you smell that mateys, the smell of the sea is good for your lungs

CW: Where's our ship

Piet: It should be here in a few seconds

Metal: You better be right

(A giant Pirate ship appears on the docks)

Blackbeard: Arrrrrr Mateys come aboard

Matt: I don't think this is a good idea

Piet: Silly landlubber, he's trustworthy

MSV: Whatever you say Captain Piet

(They Get on the ship and sail off to the seas)

Blackbeard: Cabin Boy Piet you've really grown

Piet: I'm a captain now Edward

(Blackbeard pulls out a sword and points it at Piets throat)

Blackbeard: Nobody calls me Edward... expect for my mommy

Piet: Anyways let me introduce my crew

Blackbeard: Hold on cabin boy, let me judge there spirit

MSV: What?

(Blackbeard points to MSV)

Blackbeard: You there freckles, what's your pirate name

MSV: Uhhhhhh, Captain Coder?

Blackbeard: Heheh I like you, anyways we should be arriving to our destination, but in the mean time here

(Blackbeard hands a mop over too Piet)

Blackbeard: Clean the poopdeck

Piet: Plz

Blackbeard: Silly cabin boy you have never out plzed me

Piet: I know....

(Piet goes to clean the deck and Blackbeard stands in front of the guys)

Blackbeard: So you must be wondering why Piet is obsessed with Walruses?

Metal and CW: Yes we are

Blackbeard: It was many years ago when he was a wee lad, where he was in a Cruise ship, and a storm came about. Which

seperated him from his family and made him stranded on the Polar Ice Caps. A tribe found him and treated him like family,

then I found him while I was sailing for fresh seal. I took him in like a son and like any good father I made him my Cabin

boy. When he was an adolescent I sold him to that Coupe lad for Tangerines and grape wine.

Matt: Woah...

MSV: Holy shit man

Metal: Man we should be nicer

CW: Yeah

Blackbeard: LAND HOOOOOOOO

(The ship parks into the Arctic Polar ice cap and the gang gets out expect for Blackbeard)

Piet: Don't you wanna come with us?

Blackbeard: No thank you Cabin boy, I'll just stay here while you do your study.

MSV: You're a cool guy Blackbeard

Blackbeard: Thank you laddy

(Suddenly a cannon ball hits the Ship then it eventually sinks and Blackbeard freezes to death. Then his hat floats up to the

surface and we see Al Capones ship)

Al Capone: Haha you just got capwned bitch! Now I'm off to be in this Competition called Total Drama, totally gonna dominate it, Later bilge rat pricks!

(Al Capone sails off)

Matt: I hope he gets stung all over his fucking body

MSV: Wait guys I just realized something

CW: What?

MSV: We have no ship to go back on

Metal: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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