User blog:Gj 6532/Pinkie Pie VS Stimpy

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



PINKIE PIE!

VERSUS!

STIMPY!

BEGIN!

Stimpy:

Wow! For once, you've told a good joke, Pinkie

A hyperactive pony to rap against me?

You may love desserts, but now I'm taking the cake

Coming at you more frequently than your fourth wall breaks!

You never stop talking, you're annoying as shit

And your voice squeals louder than a drift of baby piglets!

You like candy so much? Well you can sit down and lick

My lunatic Happy Happy Joy Joy-stick!

Pinkie Pie:

You can call me P!nk, 'cause I'm getting this party started

My raps will impact the crowd more actively than when you farted!

I'm the Queen of Gladness, you're a pawn

Like Rarity once said, Rarity:

It is on!

Pinkie Pie:

The name's Pinkamena Pie, I'm The Big Shot

And now I'm intrigued to kick some plot!

My senses are all tingling, I'm Feeling Pinkie Keen

To Rainbow Dash your big, fat ass to smithereens!

Hide your butt crack, and quit sticking out your tongue, you bi puss

You're like an anthropomorphic version of Miley Cyrus!

You may be Man's Best Friend, but you're no pal to me

You're a dog's little bitch, I'm the life of the party!

Stimpy:

You're a nut who runs on fats, calories, sugar, and sodium

I'm the slap happy cat who made Nickelodeon.

With my pal Ren, we made animation history

Spreading lots of inspiration throughout the whole industry!

Spongebob, Beavis & Butthead, even South Park

Just to name a few of the shows that we helped spark!

This is Stimpson J. Cat, representing the ninties

Making better slapstick than this coke-infused hinny!

Pinkie Pie:

You had your chance to shine, but cancellation got the best of ya!

I'm still on TV, spreading friendship through Equestria

And to the real world, not just to little girls

I hope that a pitch you can catch fast when I hurl

It! I ain't alone, though. My friends are a part of me

The Mane Six represent the Elements of Harmony

We're loved by both genders, kids, teens, adults, and elders

How the kiddies gonna watch you when your shit gets censored?!

Stimpy:

I may be a cat, but you'll be the real coward

When I bake you up, and sprinkle you with gelatin powder!

My raps are too sweet, your taste in humor's sour

Why don't you go back home and talk your friend Madame le Flour?!

Pinkie Pie:

'Cause I'm crazy, not just full of sunshine and daisies!

You could've caught that, if your peanut mind wasn't hazy!

The party's over, pussy! So now, imma uptake

This time you strap you up and make me some cupcakes!!

Stimpy:

Noooooo!!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!