User blog:Patts9009/Smiley vs Jeff the Killer --Epic Patts Battles of History

Smiley:
Hey, Jeffy Boy, what don't you come out and play?

We can plan a party for your brother's birthday!

Maybe we should invite your Mother and Father,

Hell, you just can't take a joke! Why do I even bother?

Look at you! Dahmer had better chances of getting a victim;

You should just go steal more of your ideas from him!

You're becoming the new Todd; and you failed pathetically,

I mean, hey, at least you bleached part of you correctly.

Jeff:
You're a laughing stock! You have literally zero fame!

You can't compare to me; I'd rather be facing Jane!

I'll stitch your mouth shut; and that'll be the least I can do;

Then I'll slice your neck and laugh as I stand tall over you.

You're an internet hoax; I'm spreading horror through towns;

Children aren't scared you; they're more afraid of clowns!

I'm more deadly than a Anti-joke; I'll make you weep!

It's bedtime for the smiley face, now GO TO SLEEP!

Smiley:
Bus...Stop it already! I've had enough of your ridiculous claims.

The best thing you have going for you is your internet fame.

I've gotten a movie based on me, you're not even in a game.

The end of Jeff by his own blade, isn't that quite the shame.

Jeff:
I'll make you smile even more than you do now, just watch and see,

You'd have a difficult time facing McDonald and Joker, let alone me.

I'll leave your mangled body in a ditch on the side of the road,

Because no one takes you seriously, you're just for the LOLZ!