User blog:RespectthePixel35/Minecraft Rap

You might have seen my ERBoP... Bomberman vs Herobrine.... yeah... noone has. So, I decided to make this! A bunch of disses from moi, based on Minecraft. Here we go.

ME (RespectthePixel):

Aw, prepare to be edited! Face it, you're not relevant

when it comes to Minecraft, I'm the real man!

Seth's got no Bling, compared to me,

Exploding TNT, that's my number one strategy!

I'm the Captain of all the Sparklez!

You'll be startled by my purple particles!

People running out of food, I got energy to boot!

Too many noobs with their skin as creeper in a suit!

Sky high rhymes make you Dead and Lox you

in Benja's fridge with all the other fail foods!

JoePass needs to take a pass!

After this rap you all will be kissing my ass

Got the Venom of an Ant, I'm about to Toby Rant,

Don't tell me you're already falling like sand

I'm an Aviator flying this plane,

you're all lame, ain't got my fame!

Girls riding my minecart, if you catch my drift

Just call me EnderClaus, cause I'm Chimney Swift!

Rushing the Camping? Come on, slow down!

Hacking the Source isn't gonna help you in this part of town!

Come on man, already white flaggin'?

I haven't even yet pulled out the Enderdragon!

I'm the leader of ALL the Minecraft Universe,

I finished you off and I barely even cursed!

Post your thoughts on this in the comments. :D