User blog:Stevethebarbarian/Frisk Vs Steve Vs Freddy Fazbear

I'm goan' jump right into this. The battle of three indie game sensations, Undertale, Minecraft, and Five Nights At Freddy's.

Frisk
Hi there guys, welcome to the Underground,

Not even you two can match the fame I've found.

You don't have the DETERMINATION to be truly great,

Minecraft or F-naff, your games are half-baked.

Freddy Fazbear, "king of scares,"

Your minigames are worse than WarioWare,

Your jumpscares that make Youtubers jump in fright,

I only ever had one, but at least I did it right,

And Steve, if that is your name, I have a question,

If your skills are so great, why do you lack any progression?

Sure the Ender Dragon is cool, but can it match Asriel?

Your game has a big world, but does it have SOUL as well?

You never spare a single monster, you never try to talk,

You kill every single thing that you see, and then you mine some rock,

The entire purpose of your game is to mine lots of ore,

And then what do you do? You just mine more!

Both of you, honestly, you don't even have stories,

You can't even try to compare to my glories.

Steve
Was that a ''joke? ''I honestly can't tell,

I don't have a story? Check up with Telltale. 

Your game lasts 6 hours, mine never ends,

And I don't make a habit of murdering my friends.

Minecraft is a legend, Undertale is a fad,

Can you even count how many players I've had?

And let me tell you, with every Notch in my bow,

I'm gonna show my monsters that they reap what they sow.

Meanwhile, you wimp out, you don't kill a soul,

Your really have no idea what it means to beat a troll.

But when you're not sparing everyone you see,

You massacre them all- and you accuse me.

I may not be a damn meme yet, my fanbase isn't cancer,

And if that's how you measure "glory" then yeah, that's your answer.

Freddy
Yo, Steve pay attention, there's more than two of us here,

You need to be prepared, 'cause you're about to feel fear.

You obviously don't understand what makes a good game,

Horror is the way to go, mining and RPGs are lame.

(Music stops)

Frisk: Oh, except for FNAF Words, right?

Shut up.

(Music resumes)

You are dealing with a monster like none you've ever seen,

I'm the ghost of a child who possessed a machine,

Scott Cawthon has experience, Notch and Toby are green,

And we managed to make a game that to this day reigns horror king.

Frisk, you're a pissant, Steve, you're a shell,

Neither of you could survive one night in my HELL.

I am the master of fear, the king of fright,

And remember, you're mine for a full five nights.

Frisk
You guys are honestly a couple of wimps,

And I... I... You... Why am I even doing this?

I-

I'm not kidding, You're getting on my

nerves, And both of you have fan

Ch-
bases devote d to pervs. Honestly, I don

't see why you're

Cha-
trying... To tell the truth I... I... think you should be

DYING

Chara
Who do you punks even think you are?

I can destroy a world, you both think that you're stars.

I have unstoppable power, too much DETERMINATION to measure,

And let me tell you that LOVE gives me quite a bit of pleasure.

In a few minutes I'll have some more EXP,

But not too much, you're weak, you should flee.

MERCY is out of the question,

We'll have a GENOCIDE session,

And neither of you can match my level of aggression.

You think you're scary Freddy, you're a cowardly bitch!

You thought your graphics couldn't get worse? Try a console switch.

I'll kill both of you, then finish your worlds.

Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, and... wait, what actual other characters are even in minecraft anyway?