User blog:Bantha117/Mortal5075 vs Bantha117. Eighth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Finale



Amy you’ve run this tourney smoother than probably anyone in the last 4 years, but you have a nasty habit of putting deadlines on my busy weeks. Anyway, no more time to ramble.

Howdy folks. It’s Tourney time for the last time. Yes, indeed, we’re finishing off the finals with the magnificent Mortal vs the Mad Munk.

More intro bullshit then we battle

Hey where's the Trixter cameo

Hey I thought you'd take this more seriously as the finale

Scraw please make your last shitpost good

Mortal5075 vs Bantha117
THE FINALE

OF A TOURNEY



VERSUS



BEGIN!

Mortal5075:

(Begins at 0:22)

Monkeys beware! The Russian Bear will flatten beasts like a manta.

Like a white kid who likes Black Panther go Sicko Mode on Mort Bantha.

A Soviet will eat this Farm of Animals, my hunger leaves MunKitteh staggered.

I'll lynch this Monkey, leave him like his delay in writing; in a hanger!

Sorry we missed ya berfday, here's instead a thick lines creampie that I blast.

Deletes others shitposts yet I see that shit bronze match  came out his ass.

I circumcise my rivals, sorry ya had to drop the ball just when you got to finals.

But now "lost their biggest members" will be both your own and wiki's titles.

Bantha117:

(Begins at 0:44)

If I’m the wiki’s Content Cop why am I facing iDubbbz’ [https://www.starnow.co.uk/fedorkolmogorov/photos/10289890 uglier cousin? ]

Chopping a commie’s cock off, I’m seizing your means of reproduction

I left Numbers numb, and gave our host Kelly the Killshot

We both kicked   out    Brits, but I  beat Liam   before he let his skill rot

I couldn’t write a verse worse than yours if I was Stalin for infinite time

You couldn’t go 6 lines without spitting some shit that didn’t rhyme

You’re always Russian out your lyrics, but here’s a line that’ll astound you

I was shitposting back in Round 2 and I’m still running circles around you

Mortal5075:

(Begins at 1:06)

I bring Vietnam when I burn Monkey's trees, dropping bombs that cause max casualties.

This Commie makes the Yankee flee, David just slayed Goliath casually.

Help him please! He can't space words cause I Gag-arin  him with ease!

I dropped last three who tested me on knees, you lot are testing your Mortalities!

This blow-hard jacksfilms fan blows hard while Mortal's Kombat brings Fatalities.

But that don't make you Kitana, so boy, you cannot fuck with me!

I put my name in the game with one syllable flame, slamming staff snakes like Jafar.

While the only way you put your name to the wiki is if you're taking out the "tha."

Bantha117:

(Begins at 1:28)

What’s more broken? You getting through the bracket or your English when you’re rapping?

I wanted a challenging rapper, Amy, not one that was [http://prntscr.com/pc0zmj mentally fucking challenged. ]

You’re a failed actor, we all know that means you’re waiting tables like they’re deadlines

Hating Meat and lacking heat, the Slav’s getting served all the way back to the breadlines

Get your retorts sorted! You’ve got a decent lines shortage

I’m taking candy from a baby-rager that should have been aborted!

You're fucking dead, kiddo, this gorilla’s ill will is taking you to probate

Makes sense you kiss boys when you can’t even keep your flow straight

Mortal5075:

(Begins at 1:50)

Middle fingers in the air like 3D Get Ready when I leave burns of 3rd Degree ratings.

Your time is fading; 1,2,3 and you're Degrading even stronger than 3 D gradings!

Forget those Night shield puns, I'll show em how shit's done and set the stakes higher.

Night's the pedo but you're the one who is sounding like Dan Schneider.

Call this beat a Skype call cause I now bring a rape like your name, I'm adding Ds!

I get off at those who want it violently and you must want it since you came after me.

On the serious note, you're one sad sod when Jorn and Joe say you're the fraud.

But thanks fuck we don't know what've would happened if Frenzy was a mod.

Bantha117:

(Begins at 2:12)

[http://prntscr.com/pbzthp Far cry from Eminem? ] Bitch, you've got skill that's skittle-sized

You’re making a lot of Night jokes for someone that’s getting victimized

And on the subject: “Getting off violently?” Are you dissing Max or me?

‘Cuz you seem more focused on that rhyme scheme but it’s lacking originality

That old friends list is suspect, full of hentai and sex offenders

You’ve got edgier thoughts than a Hot Topic, with all the relevance of a  Spencer’s

But really, with that pocket pussy  and this rapey attitude in the Fedor pile,

Is it any shock this fucking creep’s so obsessed with the pedophile?

WHO WON?

NO ONE IS NEXT

STOP VOTING FOR WIKIANS WHEN YOU COULD BE VOTING FOR THINGS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER

NO MORE TOURNEY

THAT WAS IT

FOR THE

EIGHTH TOURNEY

WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT

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