User blog:JKGame/Megaman Sprite Comic vs Elma (Dragon Maid): Epic Rap Battles of the Universe

I don't even know anymore.

Why this matchup? I was seriously considering doing Elma vs Pac-Man ('Cause ha ha, they like to eat a lot.) But I really wanted to use Sprite Comic Megaman for the potential hilarity with him in a battle and I wanted a serious vs silly matchup with him (Or I guess in this case, silly vs even sillier.) So boom, this matchup was born. To be honest, I love silly matchups at a certain limit. This is slightly below the limit.

"The bastardized version of Megaman from his eponymous webcomic series, Megaman Sprite Comic, and dragon from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, Elma, battle each other to see...uh...who rocks the color blue better?"

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

ELMA!

VS!

...Sprite Comic Megaman? *Sigh*

Begin.

Elma:
Oh, you have to be kidding! I couldn't have fought someone more unworthy!

An utter disgrace to Megaman with a god-awful comic and a god-awful RPG!

You and Zero are like a poor man's Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

You two even share their colors! And you're somehow more stupid!

Just a single glance at you makes me want to go and Barfk!

You're walking off this track! Guess I have to put you behind these bars!

Only a few seconds in, and I already landed a slam dunk!

Was your creator Kobayashi? 'Cause I'm sure you were created by a drunk!

Sprite Comic Megaman:
what. i can't hear you over how much you're being a @sshole

you couldn't have choking more than if you were eating b-ball pasta. (oh!)

persisent in taking tohu home? idiot, i took her home first

i'll fry your buns with my burns like it was the ozone layer

guess my rhymes are heaven, 'cause they're sweet like cream bread

i'll smack this pr*ck so hard it breaks off that chocolate soft swirl off your forehead

i'll just use my dad as a boat to get through your flow

you'll be finished even faster than freakin' quickman, that @sshole.

Elma:
Sh-Shut up, you robot! You could've saved the world with those Dragon Ball rip-offs!

But instead, you just decided to go to the moon, and guess what? It sucked!

This time, you do the apologizing instead of me! That only makes it fair!

After this, you'll join your fat uncle in needing a wheelchair!

Sprite Comic Megaman:
i'm glad tohru destroyed the temple for this whiney false goddess

you can be my new dogmobile since you're so subservient to humans

if you like eating so much then go and eat your words, you pr*ck

there's no harmony between us. you crashed harder than you did in that apartment.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Poll
Who won? Elma Sprite Comic Megaman

Scrapped Lyrics
"I'd rather drink 7-Up than sit through your Sprite comic!"