Master Chief vs Leonidas

Epic Rap Battles of History #17 is the seventeenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features the main protagonist of the Halo franchise, Master Chief competing against The famous Spartan Hero-King, King Leonidas. It came out January 31, 2012.

Cast
Nice Peter as King Leonidas

Lloyd Ahlquist as Master Chief

Lyrics
King Leonidas:

Spartans! Ho.

Let's start this! Ho.

Show this petty officer who's the hardest! Ho.

The biggest mistake that you've ever made

I'll toss you like a frag grenade

I'll stomp you in the face for sins

And rage tonight witness your rise into shame

Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers

Jerking off to games gives them First Person Shooters

Your armors hard but my abs are harder

You're in my hood now Jape

THIS IS SPARTA!

Master Chief:

Not, so, fast.

Cortana says you're Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?

They built a monument to my sins,

You're the soldier they need you to be

Ain't no way that you can beat me

Even my initials spell MC

while you and your companions were all camping in a canyon

took a camp into your house ad showed your Queen my Plasma cannon

They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly

You will not enjoy this

But it will be over quickly

King Leonidas:

Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son,

I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these,

Guns

OK! You'll see when I freeze you in outer space

I'd look you in the eyes but your too much of a bitch to show your face!

Master Chief:

You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone

Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!

300 asses need a kickin

get more tea bags than Lipton

So why don't you quit your bitchin

My trigger finger's itching.

Poll
Who do you think won? Master Chief King Leonidas

Trivia
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