User blog:TheMindofMe/Valentine vs Cupid. Epic Rap Battles of Valentine's Day

Lol, did you honestly think this series was over? This is only the beginning…

Valentine
Ahoy there, Captain Underpants!

Why don't we all go to a wedding and dance?

You're a baby in a diaper, I'm a master of crime

You look like Mother Nature had sex with Father Time

But that's not bad though, you're just a little too folky

Say, Cupid, do you smell something smokey?

Cupid
Yes, and it's me when I'm done roasting you

I'll whip you with my diaper full of poo

I'm the symbol of love, the king of Valentine's Day

I even heard one of your brides say that you're gay

Quit faking those weddings and get fucking hitched

'Cause right now, you're just acting like a colossal bitch!

Valentine
Well you're a plagiarist, little boy. I can't believe it

I'm a Catholic preacher, can't you see it?

Shoot your arrows at a teenage boy, and he gets horny

You know what, this battle's getting really corny

Cupid
Yes it is, but we still have time for one more verse

But don't worry, this one line won't be so much worse

LOVE HERTZ! IT'S ALL ABOUT KISSING ON THE STREET!

Now that I've gotten that out, why don't we go eat?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

NOBODY CARES!

Who won? Valentine Cupid