User blog:MrAwesome300/Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Nostalgia Critic. Epic Fan Battles of History 2.

After creating my first fan battle, I realized the writing was very amateur and not many people read it or commented, but anyways I wanted to still make a whole big series of battles. My second battle idea was The Angry Video Game Nerd going up against the Nostalgia Critic, a feud which has gone on since 2008.

EEEEEEEEEEEPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY NOSTALGIA CRITIC! VERSUS! ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD! BEGIN!


 * Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it because you can't
 * You might have a stupid ass theme song, but I have way more dedicated fans
 * I'm that guy with the glasses, you game-playing turd
 * Your videos bore people to death, no wonder it's a Cinemassacre


 * Angry Video Game Nerd: I've heard better raps from an elephant's diarrhea dump
 * I'm gonna take a long time rapping, so don't interrupt, Nostalgia Chump
 * You've got a team full of retards, with names like Spoony and Linkara
 * I'll call up freaking Kyle Justin to smash your ass with his guitar, AHHHHHHHHHHH
 * I'll get R.O.B. the Robot to make you moving Gyromites like a slave
 * Torture you by making you play Superman 64 all day


 * Nostalgia Critic: Wow, I haven't been more bored since watching Junior for an hour and a half
 * You're not even funny, man, even the Irate Gamer brings me more laughs
 * I have a Nostalgia Chick, your girl is plastic piece of crap NES
 * After this battle, the viewers will prove which critic is the best


 * Angry Video Game Nerd: Critic, you have left me with no choice
 * But now I will have to present my secret weapon for my victory and rejoice
 * The most annoying voice tone, worst actor ever known, the one and only TOMMY WISEAU!


 * Tommy Wiseau: Oh hai, Critic, it's been a while since I sued you for your crappy review
 * Lisa, Denny, Claudette, and Mark all know the best movie ever made is The Room
 * Well, maybe not the BEST but it's better than that piece of crap To Boldly Flee
 * After this, I will destroy you and punch you in the nuts and the Nerd and I will claim victory

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

Who won? Nostalgia Critic The Angry Video Game Nerd feat. Tommy Wiseau