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P.T. Barnum vs John Oliver is the third installment of Tempest Rap Battles. It features P.T. Barnum 19th cenutry ringmaster P.T. Barnum rapping aginst English comedian and Last Week Tonight host John Oliver. It was released on February 16th, 2020.

Lyrics
P.T. Barnum:

Ladies and gents, this the moment you’ve waited for!

In a world of charlatans, it's this liberal hack we all deplore!

With his show full of biased politics and toilet humour!

Forget about voting Chuck, I rather watch Amy Schumer!

I'll dunk this Daily Showoff! This battle I will surely win it!

Like I always said, John Oliver sucking happens every minute!

This limey's nothing but an instigator trying to start a riot!

So acquiesce to Hugh Jackman's man, make like a Ferb and be quiet!

John Oliver:

Our main story tonight: P.T. Barnum! A man you know so little of:

That you didn't notice that's actually Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov!

Mr Bridgeport Mayor, not a fan of what you're pitching!

Before careful of what you're wishing, I'm skilful at deconstructing politicians!

With a Marlon Bundle of disses, on PT the fool, I shall advance!

You'll have to Rewrite the Emmys to stand a sporting chance!

Pin this win like the Olsen twin! I’m more renowned than you’ll ever be!

The only connection weaker than the one between us is the one on AT&T!

P.T. Barnum:

I have The Greatest Show, but yours is just the worst!

Why is this pioneering showman battling against Vanity Smurf?

I'm gonna send a flood and drown you out, like Hurricane Maria!

You're walking on a lyrical Tightrope against me; do you get the idea?

Better find a universe where you were funny, cause this one's isn't right!

Taste an Englishman's defeat as I put the Last in Last Week Tonight!

From the US to Brazil, your predictions plotting off the mark!

This rap will be your Everest, John, and you won't be getting up!

John Oliver:

Your 19th century freaks can't match with the fanbase that I bring!

I threw you right off, Phineas! Long live the king!

Burn you like a coal magnate when I'm upon on the track!

Your heart's bereft of Charity, like 2016's President-elect!

With your exploitative methods and your crusade against contraception,

Your moral compass and rapping skills are both in Perpetual Exemption!

I'm beating you like Chiitan, sending you back inside a coffin!

I'm on fucking fire like the planet and your circus! Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him!

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Oqxc629Nk (instrumental)