William Wallace

"I'm Wallace! I'm flawless!"

- William Wallace

William Wallace will battle George Washington in George Washington vs William Wallace. He will be played by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rapper
William Wallace (1272 - 1305) was a Scottish war rebel in the Wars of Scottish Independence against England. He is most famously known for winning the Battle of Stirling Bridge, defeating a much larger force of English. He was captured after his defeat in the Battle of Falkirk, after which he was hanged, drawn, and quartered. In modern culture, Wallace has been famously portrayed by actor Mel Gibson in the movie Braveheart, which won Best Picture at the Oscars.

Lyrics
Verse 1:

TBA

…little blousy outfit,

Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument

I'll knock you the fuck out, mate, you died owning slaves, I died setting em free (free!)

That's the highland way, this pirate prick couldn't beat me in a foot race

I was emasculated, eviscerated, I had my head chopped off and they put it on a pike

But I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme

I'll rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic!

I'll knock your face off the moolah, alba gu bràth (hoora! hoora! hoora!)

Founding Father got no children,

Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers couldn't swim

That's Washington, such a shite tactician

The fucking British Army didn't even want in

I'm Wallace! I'm flawless!

Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses!

I post my kilt, strap my sword on my hilt, step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill!

You and all of your politicians straight going to hell!

The only Washington I trust Denzel!

Verse 2:

I don't give a shite about your fancy clothes!

You ripped all those and enslaved black folks

Grew weed and you made hemp grow,

But if ya think you'll beat me, ya must be having a smoke!

No joke! Don't tee off with me, laddie!

Even if you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy!

My style's ice cold, yours is old and shabby

You're the Father of Your Country, but I'm your daddy!

Trivia

 * He is the first fully Scottish rapper to appear in an ERB.
 * Donald Trump is half Scottish, however, making him the first Scottish rapper in general.
 * He is the sixth rapper to have a variation of the name "Bill", after Bill O'Reilly, Billy Mays, William Shakespeare, Bill Gates, and Bill Nye.
 * He is the second "Sir" in a rap battle, the first being Sir Isaac Newton, appearing in the battle directly before Wallace's.
 * He is based off the Mel Gibson's version from the movie, Braveheart.
 * He is the fourth historical character to be based off of a popular film depiction of them, after Leonidas, Cleopatra, and Moses.