User blog:Iamthelegion/Epicnailiversary - Flashley vs Iamthelegion

This is the third anniversary of the creation of the account User:Epicnail. To commemorate it, we have a rap battle between the ghost of Nail's twin's brother-turned-sister against that guy who makes user battles to stay relevant. This time the battle isn't to keep me relevant tho lmao! I found someone even more abandoned than I am!

Flashley:

Everybody must be hype as fuck now that I've fought you

I want to, but honestly I've kinda just forgot you

Yeah, this is awkward, like when you came out as a socker

An aussie imposter but no one was shocked cuz we're smarter than doctors

When a sock "Detective" goes versus sock detectives

It shows that blocking Legion has to be most cost effective

You can't even trust his name, he's a joke, a fraud

His whole squad got solo'd by a Pokemon

I quit the wiki, but I'll say this in your type of language

You overthrow me I come back, like I be boomeranging

I got batter battles, but yours are just bad

Go back to your old job, wack-a-moleman

Iamthelegion:

You're pretty fast, Flashley. Once the fastest mod alive.

But now you're just a trashposter whose respect expired

You're outdated, unrated and even Night doesn't Remember when

Someone other than Skeep posted a battle with you in

Speaking of Skeep, you spittin' skeet's not dissimilar

To an underaged Asian raging while sweatshopping TV dinners

You know something weird? There used to be this obscure user,

A Charlie Sheen turned Snooki who lost admin faster than that DWAS loser

Then came back like Grigori and managed even crapper battles

And gave into Liege peer pressure, abrogating her series handle

Made Matt TheWonderDayGuy with fetishist Fetty shit

You'd know I already beat you if you'd update your damn list!

Flashley:

You're quick to criticize, but you're the prime failure

with flow like "somebody please find my inhaler"

I think we're all grateful that you let me rap first

Cuz everybody is saved from reading the last verse

Iamthelegion:

Leave this heathen seizing just like Gravy left you fleeing

Never lead against Legion. Disses packed like series seasons.

As Boron I could beat you off, Fist of the Wolf Fang Gale

You died like your wiki. Today? Three years of Epicfail.

Outro:

 * 1) DicksOutForNailrambe

Who won Nail's third anniversary special? Iamthelegion Flashley/Epicnail