User blog:MrAwesome300/Mario vs. Sonic. Epic Fan Battles of History 5.

It's time for my triumphant return to the Epic Fan Battles, and today's battle is with Italian plumber Mario vs. fast hedgehog/son of Kim Jong-Il, Sonic the Hedgehog.

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARIO!

VS!

SONIC!

BEGIN!

Mario: It's a me, that guy who innovated video games

You weren't in Super Smash Brothers or Melee because your consoles are lame!

I mean seriously, a Saturn vs. an N64?

That's like comparing the Twilight movies to the original Star Wars

I'll be koopin' some troopas while you're teachin' kids pointless facts

After this, youll be wishin' you had your Genesis fame back

Sonic: I still have my fame, you racist plumber

You and Luigi should have starred in Dumb & Dumber

Bowser might kick more ass than Robotnik

But Peach is nothing compared to Amy Rose, she's my hot chick

Explain why Super Sunshine got no demographic sales

Because people were too busy playing Dreamcast, are you ready to bail?

I could beat Mario Kart in 5 seconds, if you didn't think I was quick

By the way, now I invited Pac-Man to join me in the Olympics

Mario: Hold on, was that insults? I didn't even know

You might be fast, but explain why they put the "super" in my own show

You run with shoes 10 feet too big, I ride with swag on a freakin' dinosaur

Learn how forget your Dreamcast and love Majora's Mask- only on N64

Sonic: (speaking, not rapping) You think you'll win, toilet boy?

Well, let me introduce to you, my sensational secret weapon

Your own brother, Luigi!

Luigi: It's-a-me, now, b**ch, I never get respected

I'm tired of being the player who never gets selected

You always rescue Peach while I sit home in bed

Think about why you got so many Mario games, make more Luigi games instead

So, yeah, I joined Sonic, he said I was great

When I try to say I wanna play, you just bring on the hate

Oh, brother, where art thou? In the loser's circle for sure

Sonic and I will take over gaming, you'll just make a cameo in Spore

Who won? Mario Sonic the Hedgehog (feat. Luigi)

A little ending message.
Hey, thanks for reading my big comeback battle for the Epic Fan Battles of History. I hope you liked it, tell me in the comments, I am always eager to read your thoughts. Make sure to give me any suggestion of yours and I will give you definite credit. Once again, it means the world to me that you read this and I thank you.

MrAwesome300 Talking is nice! 00:39, February 10, 2013 (UTC)