Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-26966462-20160323090705/@comment-24466042-20160323154043

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the cooking school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret dinners in Al-Quaedia, and I have over 300 confirmed soups. I am trained in hibachi and I’m the top chef in the entire UK restaurant forces. You are nothing to me but just another appetizer. I will fry you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fry cooks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the feast, maggot. The feast that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can serve you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed grilling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom's Four Star Restaurants and I will use it to its full extent to feed your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.