User blog:Beerman8299/Samuel Morse vs. Alexander Graham Bell

Hey everyone! This is another one of my oldest rap battle ideas that I just got around to finishing. I had written a couple of lines for both of them and then they just sat there untouched for like a year, until now. Enjoy!

Battle starts at 0:20 for this beat.

Lyrics
SAMUEL MORSE

VS.

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

BEGIN!

(Old timey phone rings)

(Alexander Graham Bell answers)

Alexander Graham Bell
A hoy hoy! Alexander Graham Bell!

Wait, who is this? Samuel Morse? What the hell?

It's a race to the finish to produce a victory patent.

You're only famous because your dear wife was convalescent.

I'm magical in voice tricks and helping the deaf-mutes.

Elocution and acoustics, what'd you do? Quickly send letters? How cute.

I'm a long-distance rapper, I'm talkin' cross-continental.

My dedication to communication was nothing but instrumental.

You got a boop boop here and a boop boop there.

Tell me Betty Boop, why isn't this everywhere?

Samuel Morse
"What hath God wrought" ringing you up against me?

You're no match for my rythmic transmissions recorded in history.

Stand still for a moment while I paint your complexion.

And also to stop your studies with animal experimentation.

That's right, you heard me. I know of your work.

Stuffing a bellows down your dog's throat and poking it with a tuning fork.

You sound proud of yourself, don't get too overzealous.

You're so full of shit even the toilet's jealous.

I live hardcore, disrespecting the Pope.

I probably drew more attention than you would have with your telephone.

Alexander Graham Bell
In trying to decipher this complex Morse Code

I will need to be connected and read through a source node.

You're father was too busy teaching people Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm stealing the spotlight, it appears you'll HAVE to call the cops.

You can't escape from the shackles of defending slavery.

I am blowing up your reputation with my ATNT.

Samuel Morse
My encoding scheme has ranked up to military grade.

In Germany a phone's called a Handy, see what your invention made?

Oh, and I forgot to mention one little thing.

I'll beat your ass not only in this skirmish, but also in the ring.

And I don't mean just on the phone.

But I can't answer your call, so leave a message after the tone.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Alexander Graham Bell Samuel Morse