User blog:Loygansono55/Epic Rap Battles of selttaB paR cipE 28

Narrator:

We join galactic bounty hunter Samuel Aran in his journey across the stars!

Samus Aran:

That entire sentence was wrong.

Narrator:

Graaaaargh!

Samus ignores the strange man pretending to be the narrator and continues on her way to the Justin Bieber concert.

2 HOURS LATER!

''Justin Bieber walks on stage and the crowd roars. Confused, Justin backs off, wondering why an entire pride of lions is present. Samus enters and runs past the lions, jumping on the stage.''

Justin Bieber:

Please explain what is happening.

Samus Aran:

No!

She picks up a microphone.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

ME!

VERSUS!

JUSTIN BIEBER!

Justin Bieber:

Can somebody call securi-

Samus Aran:

BEGIN!

But you go first!

Justin Bieber:

I'm in my Prime! You're an old bitch whose boobs are probably fake!

Ridley is too big for you, his dragon cock is more than you can take!

Other M was like my first song, just "Baby, baby, baby!"

But will you win against me here? Eh, maybe.

Samus Aran:

I top the Smash tier list, you're at the bottom of the charts!

Morph your Balls into something resembling male parts!

I've saved lots of planets with the weapons I shoot!

And I could take you out in my birthday suit!

Justin Bieber:

Zero Suit? More like zero chance, and zero ass too!

The only voters you'll have are people who jerk it to you!

My fans are loyal as hell, they all wanna be with me!

My hair sells for millions while all of your porn is free!

Samus Aran:

My Charge Shot's fired up, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Samus fires at Justin.

Your music's shit! Nobody in Space Pirates your music!

People cry for my sequels and they cry for you to stop!

I don't know how to end this battle, so gyaaaaaah!

''There is an awkward silence before Samus kicks Justin in the genitals. She then kicks him in the genitals several more times. Before leaving, she punches him in the genitals, but not before kicking him in the genitals once more. She then punches him in the genitals for good measure. As she leaves, Justin looks on in horror at Samus talking to herself.''

Samus Aran:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The lions all pounce on Justin, rip out his hair, and leave to sell it for millions.

Who won? Justin Bieber Samus Aran The fake narrator The lions Justin Bieber's slacking bodyguards