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RAP BATTLES OF RAP BATTLES

ALARM CLOCK

VS

CALCULATOR

BEGIN

Alarm Clock:

Beep beep bitches, I'm making loud

I'm at 80 db you don't even make sound

I shine bright, I've got a back light

have fun crunching math in the night

I wake people up and maybe play the radio

you make people sleep when calculating ratios

I get the people up, cuz yo I got ability

you beating me? there's no lower probability

Calculator:

That was radical, dawg. But let's get real a minute

theoretical odds aren't the same as from experiments and

with those batteries, your LED's won't even function

I rock the solar panels, so that's how you know I fuck shit up

yup, I got the power. You're loud, obnoxious.

you annoy the ones around you, I rock the office

sometmes I can even graph, so try and do the math

I have so many uses that you'll have to take a nap

Alarm Clock:

Time goes by slowly when you rap, holy crap

I'm a 12/10 while you are only half past 1

and you're irrationally priced

I'd pay 100 bucks if you were actually nice

Calculator:

You're really silly trying to pull that I'm irrational

I've got the raps that flow wholesome and natural

in other words I'm real, you're more like e

thought you'd win? Dividing by zero is more likely

WHO WON Alarm Clock Calculator

WHO'S NEXT WHO KNOWS

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