User blog comment:Joeaikman/Fourth Official ERB Wiki User Hurt Heal Competition/@comment-5412428-20170118011443/@comment-26385153-20170118023330

Fuck, isn't that a wonderful thing?

A grumpy little chef who thinks he can fuck

Enough stuff to justify getting rough

With the butter-loving queen of the Bourguignon Fuck!

I fuck hard as concrete on top of these bomb beats!

Been fucking the pommes frites since you sucked on your mom's teats!

I fucked America dutifully, and I slice lard beautifully!

I fuck supreme from shark repellent to charcuterie!

Go on and fuck your arms in that Buh-boy stance!

When it comes to haute cuisine, there's one F-word: France!

Here's a nice amuse-bouche: fuck a poor abused youth,

Set a thirty-year timer, fuck! Huge douche!

You're a namby-pamby candy-ass pansy, Gordon Ramsay!

You couldn't fuck your way out of a pastry bag, understand me?

I laugh and fuck; you fuck and destroy,

But fear, my dear boy, is less scrumptious than joy!