User blog:NeoBranwen711/Venom vs Bane. Detective Comics Rap Battles Season 1

lol

its a legion thing so we gotta get 2 in a row

dont expect anymore daily battles

Today we have the breaker of the Bat, Bane, going against the symbiote from SPIDAH MAN universe

shit

just realized we just used 2 spiderman characters in a row

woops!

im sure there's gonna be excess space here again

or some shit

i dont know

blah

no one cared about me until i put on the mask

yessss baneeee

cool cool lets go

infobox portraits were dumb today so soz

still excess space omg

ugh

Introduction
Detective Comics Rap Battles!



Versus!



Begin!

Bane:
You don't wanna mess with Bane, if you wanna leave here alive

I'm the Predator to your Alien, fighting me is Suicide!

You don't frighten me, you wannabee parasite Spawn

You're what keeps me alive, you got no brain, while I got brawn!

I'm the ruler of this battle, like when I ruled Gotham City

Your dumb "costume" is like a black Carnage, but even more shitty!

I'm crazy like Green Goblin, fight swifter than Black Cat

Eat you alive like a Vulture, then leave you broken like the Bat!

Venom:
A musclehead with synthetics clogging up his brain

About to have some more Venom running through his veins

Against the beasts who stalked the Stalkers and drove Carnage insane

Our tummy is rumbling, we'll EAT YOUR BANES!

Tear you until you turn green with that face out of Dreamworks

It's a Trogg and a Bird to symbiotic teamwork!

The Original Sin who popped out that fetus Cletus

Why don't you call the Joker if you're trying to impede us?

Bane:
Qué chingados!!! Was that your Dios horrible attempt at a rap verse?

I've seen some crazy fuckers in my time, but you are certainly the worst!

My raps are TOXIN. Use CAUTION! Rip you like denim, Venom.

Before I crush you like a melon. Cabron, I'm the tougher felon.

Little Eddie's got no chance against this raving, destructive Luchadore

When you face the mighty Bane, you got no idea what I've got in store!

Cause when Bane takes the rapping plate- (injects serum) HAHA! He goes goes HARD-y!

Hijo de puta, kick you back to 70s show! Don't start with me!

Venom:
Come into our parlour, said the monsters to the Mexican

Dripping poison on the radio waves, we'll Make Venom Great Again

Not your piss in a syringe but us, villainy's magnum opus

Been KILLING since Secret Wars, we're the symbi-dopest!

Upping the ante like we upended Anti and up and ended aunty

Peter was Parked there! You got destroyed by Valley!

Now Guardians cuz we make Dr Doom piss his pants and Fury faint

Knock you back to that empty hole on barren plains of a forgotten saint

Who's next?!

You Decide!

Detective Comics Rap Battles!

Who won? Venom Bane