User blog:Joshuakrasinski/bert vs ernie

announcer:

epic rap battles!!!!!! SEASON FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bert vs ernie!!!!!! begin

bert:

here we go ernie it's about to go down on the street where we were all found though we have have been best buds since the show first premiered you been aa real pain in my rear and i mean it not like oscar the grouch but like a mother kangaroo carrying a joey in her pouch

ernie: bert i rather testify but since it's a rap battle i gues i'll give it a try like spongebob i'll set you to deep fry make cookie outta you feed to cookie monster too plant you into a tree make you bib birds droppings your boring you do nothing fun when it comes to the  better man i am number 1 come on  bert try to have to have some fun

bert:

i liek the way am you can't change that you my friend are an orange skinned brat no to mention your more fat then mr.hooper and gordon combined plus elmo is more friendly then you face it dear ernie your through you never leave me alone atleast with my self i'm like al capone all the muppets bow down to me even that stupid dog barkley

ernie:

you know bert you just don't get it you just shouldn;t be a tyrant look all the people through history they never had fun then the government had them on the run oh heck your just living on your own i'm done

???: wait guys you shouldn't be arguing with each other this is a time of joy and love

ernie: who are you?

bert: what are you?

???: i am your creator

jim henson comes out

jim: yo jim henson back from the grave to tell you about your guyses fame though you may fight you still are still ar e friends you can't let this friendship end for the future  holds something bad sesame street will no longer be part of the mupppet family in fact not on tv at all without you standing tall

ernie: no how can this be?

bert: this can not be happening

ernie: we gotta get end this rap battle quick

bert:  before we end up on the cancelalation stick

ernie: bert will you be my friend

bert: till the very very end

ernie: so if you want to be learning all about diffferents on your seat

bert: come on down

all: to sesame street

announcer:

who won who's next?

you decide sunny days sweeping the clouds away on my way to where the air is clear can you tell me how to get how to get to epic rap battles!!!!!!!!!

we see me on the computer

me: there season complete

(doorbell chimes)

me: coming ( opens the door) hello?

all the rappers: suprise congratualtions

me:  thanks guys