User blog:JKGame/Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde vs. Mordecai & Rigby: Epic Rap Battles of the Universe

Welcome to a new installment of Epic Rap Battles of the Universe!

This matchup was made simply because I wanted to use Mordecai and Rigby ever since I fell in love with Regular Show recently, and I wanted to put Judy and Nick into good use after writing a horrible battle with them years ago. Credit to Leandro as always for the awesome cover! Now sit back and enjoy!

"Park workers and slackers from Regular Show, Mordecai and Rigby, and cop duos from the Disney movie Zootopia, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde, battle each other to see which anthropomorphic animal duo is better."

One more thing, Judy is in gray, Nick is in orange , Mordecai is in light blue , Rigby is in brown , and when two rappers are talking at the same time, it's in bold. What is this, like the third time I used Cartoon Network characters in a row?

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

MORDECAI AND RIGBY!

VS!

JUDY AND NICK!

BEGIN!

Judy and Nick:
Officer Hopps repoting for duty! And with Nick Wilde joining in!

Here to diss a feathered Scott Pilgrim and his little raccoon friend!

Messing with the ZPD? These slackers are making a huge blunder!

Kicking Rigby's butt so hard he'll now be known as the No Cheek Wonder!

Speaking of Rigby, it's funny how he thinks he's always dope!

Drowning him with our flow so that he can truly earn the name Trash Boat!

And for Mordecai, he can't decide whether he wants Margaret or CJ to lick his pawpsicle!

Even if you freeloaders Try Everything, your victory will still be impossible!

Mordecai & Rigby
Hey, Mordecai, we can't just let this dumb bunny and the fox be at the top of this food chain!

Of course, dude! This is gonna get bloodier than Judy's child play!

Think you're better than Regular Disney movies? Yeah, you're anything but!

It's just some boring buddy cop movie for furries who just want to see your crotch!

It's Time we Rap It Up! You'll probably even lose to A Bunch of Baby Ducks!

Your defeat's gonna be Eggscellent once we crack Sam and Max up!

Don't need a shot from night howlers to be savage on the mic!

So stop talking! We'll use our Death Kwon Do skills to send you out of this fight! ( Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! )

Judy and Nick:
Our movie's the crown jewel of modern Disney, while your show's like one big acid trip!

Spitting rhymes colder than Tundratown! Not even Skips will be able to solve this problem!

How can your cranky boss even put up with both of these idiots?

If you worked for Chief Bogo, you wouldn't have lasted even a second!

We'll make sure your ego Pops! How about we just battle Don instead?

At least his rhymes will hit harder like it's the Death Punch of Death!

I actually worked to achieve my dreams, unlike Mordecai and his pursuit in art!

Ooh! You know what that was? It's called a good diss, sweethearts.

Mordecai and Rigby:
If you thought that was a good diss, then it'd be best to just keep a muzzle on your face!

You're stuck driving around in a racist city! While we were chilling in outer space!

I'd rather hear Muscle Man's mom jokes than watch a single minute of your movie!

The big bad guy was a tiny Bellwether? How dumb can that be?!

You know, I bet even Flash the sloth can rap faster than these two!

Gonna use The Power that we have to send you to the moon, dude!

Standing with Adventure Time and Steven Universe, you'll see why our cartoon's a-

Pops:
Good show! Jolly good show!

Mordecai and Rigby:
'''Maybe next time Judy can use her farming skills and harvest some better rhymes! OHHHHHH!'''

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!! EPIC- (The logo gets slashed by an animal claw) -OW! RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Poll
Who won? Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde Mordecai and Rigby

Hint for the next battle
A renowned fighter up against a freakin' doll.