User blog:Beerman8299/*BONUS BATTLE* Thing T. Thing vs. Master Hand

My next battle after this one is still in the works, but it is really close to being finished. It might come out in the next couple of weeks. In the meantime, here is a bonus battle! Today's matchup is between a member of the Addams Family, Thing, who's body is too horrific to see in person, except for his hand, and Master Hand, a recurring boss in the Super Smash Bros. Universe. As you may or may not have guessed, neither of these characters talk.............because they don't have mouths.........because they're just hands. So this really isn't a battle at all, just two hands making sounds. You can like it if you want, or don't, I don't care.

Battle
THING

VS.

MASTER HAND

BEGIN!

Thing
*Tapping noises and snapping*

*Sign language rapping*

Master Hand
*Pointing noises and smashing the ground*

*Slapping asses, bitches, and off Peach's crown*

Thing
*Walking across floor noises*

*The sound of making smart choices*

Master Hand
*Sounds of floating in space*

*Whooshing with grace and dropping that bass*

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE! Who won? Thing Master Hand Epstein didn't kill himself