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Jobs vs Bell

Nice Peter - Steve Jobs

Epic LLOYD - Alexander Graham Bell

Alexander Graham Bell: I'm a scientific super-sound, I'll never stop spitting. Steve Jobs here I guess is a little chicken. I'll iOwn ya! I'm the OG, phone-genie, boy. With all the games, the iPhone mine as well be a toy. You blow, Jobs. Don't try to runaway, Steve. I'm the only inventor, that the generation needs. You'll be forgotten while I'm rocking in the early generation. You died loving your competitor, I helped a whole nation.

Steve Jobs: Let me just step right in, I got things to invent! I'm an innovator! Baby, changed the world. Fortune: 500 before ya kissed a girl. I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy! Beating you was Apple II easy. I make the product that the artist chooses. And the GUI that your wife uses. I need to bring up some basic facts. You led the generation to complete trash.

Alexander Graham Bell: I'll take a bite out of ya, just like your dumb logo. My technology we'll make you feel mighty slow, bro. I've got the power of the sound, that'll make ya vomit. Spitting sound rhymes that'll hit you faster than a comet.

(Bell accidentally kills Jobs, so Bill Gates takes over)

Bill Gates: Oh, please, Al. C'mon, You didn't do crap! You have a phone. I have a super sonic device that goes on your lap. I'm a god. Own XBOX. And Microsoft. Don't mess with Mr. Gates. I've created more stuff than you could ever even make!