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LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

FREDDY FAZBEAR

VS

SLENDERMAN

BEGIN!



Slenderman –fast rapping-:

Come at me, you will fall to me,

Man, you look like a reject character for Disney,

I’m the master of all creepypasta, try to mess with my theories,

You’re stuck with three other animatronics: Fox, Bird, and a Bunny

-normal pace-

You’re truly Something Awful, your whole back-story is whack,

Slenderman’s slender disses jabbin’ at a Chuck E. Cheese’s reject,

I’m still favored by thousands, you be able to see the next day!

You still want to step up to me? Well then LET’S PLAY!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Freddy Fazbear:

<p class="MsoNormal">Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s I hope you enjoy your time here,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ when the clock hits twelve you’ll face your greatest fear,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re feeling the Bite of 1987, I’m causing all the mayhem!

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s a spot open for the night shift, you won’t last until 6 AM!

<p class="MsoNormal">You make enemies with every Pasta, I’m worse then them all,

<p class="MsoNormal">Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, soon YOU WILL FALL!

<p class="MsoNormal">You come from the 1980s, Slendy, you’re just a has been,

<p class="MsoNormal">Shut your doors all you want, I’LL STILL TELEPORT IN!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

<p class="MsoNormal">You still are spitting raps? You’re not really looking Golden, Freddy,

<p class="MsoNormal">The Wrath of Slendy has not yet begun! So, Fazbear, are you ready?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re an Unwanted House Guest, you belong in a dumpster,

<p class="MsoNormal">Malfunction to Haunted Object? Will the creator just make this monster?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a lonely child stuffed in a suit, all there is?

<p class="MsoNormal">Stab you with my tentacles, make you explode, so come at this!

<p class="MsoNormal">You fail to attack; you’re just a coward wandering the building,

<p class="MsoNormal">Your game is nothing but cheap jump scares, all the less chilling!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Freddy Fazbear:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m at a microphone all day; you really think I can be beat?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll be thinking twice when I show up at your door, LET’S EAT!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a stalker, a nothing, so you better bow down and salute,

<p class="MsoNormal">To me, if you don’t, well, I HAVE FOUND THIS SPARE SUIT!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll be dead by the first night, Chica and Bonnie to scare ya,

<p class="MsoNormal">Then comes Foxy running down the way to destroy ya,

<p class="MsoNormal">You aren’t a tough guy, all you do is cause static to electronics,

<p class="MsoNormal">Let this be a lesson, don’t fucking TOUCH the animatronics!

Who won? Slenderman Freddy Fazbear