Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 58/@comment-50.110.29.253-20151101012958

Conan VS Conan

Nicepeter as Conan the Barbarian

EpicLloyd as Conan O'Brien

Mike Bettete as Andy Richter cameo

Conan Barbarian:

Let's face it, all Conans are not created equal.

I'm bigger than life, sword and sorcery armed, a hero!

I'm rough and tough! Stone-cut like lead.

Your an unhumorous man who got famous 'cause of the Walking Dead.

Hymmerian bred, I'll steal all of your crowd.

'Cause your more full of yourself than Andy at a Golden Corral!

Screwed by Leno, and now people look down at you with shame.

I'm sullen, smoldering, blue eyes, black mane.

You're weak, one DC MC, the flaming C.

I've been the O.G. reapin' victory since 1970!

I've loved, always have been standing the test of time.

Bulky and suave, a fighter, and can still spit a rhyme!

Conan O'Brien.

Welcome to the show in which we butt heads with term.

You are a one hit wonder, just ask Arnold to confirm.

I'm a comedian and writer, and a Simpsons creator.

Just ask Homer, Marge and Lisa who's the real Terminator.

Top that ya brute! 'cause I'm the Conan's that's a mic snatcher.

Meanwhile, ya look like you belong on The Bachelor.

You'll be left in suspended animation again, left in a pit.

Because tall, dark and handsome just won't cut it!

Conan:

I beat crooks to the nook who don't know how to cook.

Pasty white, beady eyes, with the redheaded step child look.

Cut more beef than Antlantean, that ain't enough?

Because ask everyone, nobodies coo-coo for Coco puffs.

Conan O'Brien.

This sad laughingstock says he's good at rap.

Yet I'm Harved bred, a graduate, I disapprove that fact.

Step by step you reached the stage of being unkept.

And proved that you gave my name a bad rep!