User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.47: Willy Wonka vs Milton Hershey

Here we go!

'Amazing battle' - Dr Dre

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

WILLY WONKA

VS

MILTON HERSHEY

BEGIN!

Willy Wonka

Welcome to my chocolate factory Milton, prepare to be seated.

I got Almond Joy on my face as my sweets cannot be defeated.

Willy Wonka walking up to this wanker with my swaggy cane.

You're nutrageous, your candy gives kids terrible chest pain.

I've got a wonderful chocolate river running through my factory.

You created mister goodbar, HA! More like mister unsatisfactory.

You failed twice before you could become a huge success.

I got it right first time, Bitch! While you are a big fucking mess.

Milton Hershey

Take 5 guesses why I don't want to talk to you.

Firstly you created gum, that no-one wants to chew.

Next, you force people on a wacky boat trip, didn't let anyone off.

Just like your glass elevator, I push your buttons till you blast off.

You force small little dwarfs to work, waiting for danger to strike,

Then they start to sing to children called Violet, Veruca and Mike.

I have my chocolate in the hands of people, 60 countries worldwide.

You are a fiction character who frames kids for their own suicides.

Willy Wonka

Looks like I've a golden ticket to rap a second time.

My Wonka bars are cheap, kids buy them for a dime.

Don't call me Dahl, I'm the greatest chocolate entrepreneur!

This rap battle is over, you get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!

Milton Hershey

Is that all you got against the founder of Hershey's kisses.

But when I step up to the mic, I'm the one making disses.

I'm in the big bucks, It's my payday, so listen up, wait. Fuck it,

Forget my health bar, you're about to kick the Charlie Bucket.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

