Talk:Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates/@comment-4988066-20120501224745

LARRY THE CABLE GUY VS FORREST GUMP:

Forrest:

My mama always warned me bout ya

To woop you all the way back to Nebraska!

And when you get home from me woopin ya so hard, you will see me

Cuz i run faster than your career on CMT

What's up with your fake accent?

Sounds more like a Mater accident

Beanie Weenie Casserole Dish?

Thats worse than your "stand up comedy" on STUPID FISH!

Larry:

I dont know if you know or not, but Jenny makes Ray Charles flinch!

And just saying you aint lookin to go either sittin on that bench

"my mama always said" dude you still live with your mom?

I beat you worse than at the palms! Beach that is!

And i have a fake accent?

Dude, your originally from califorina

You was in Alabama, but for long!

GIT ER DONE!

And RUN FOREST RUN!

Forrest:

Think your funny dont you?

I serviced for my country at Vietnam

National Guard didnt even need ya,

Even in Nebraksa

Just move to Alaska,

"Larry the Cable Guy" Where that even come from?

Guess thats a dumb question, but not dumber than Cara!

Larry:

At least i have a women to stay with me,

Unlike Jenny,

Mine still has that new wife smell

Yours has the smell of alcohol, as you can tell

Wanna play some ping pong?

Cant but i can beat you at beer pong!

Here's a tip

If a Forrest comes into a rap battle like this

Say " Hey man your gettin dissed!"