User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Scooby & Shaggy vs. Sherlock Holmes and Watson

Presenting my first two-on-two battle! Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo of Mystery Inc. duke it out with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson of Scotland Yard to determine who are the better mystery solvers. Who win? You decide!

Holmes & Watson:

 

Holmes: My dear Watson, what have we here?

Watson: It looks like a dog and a stoner who can’t grow a proper beard

Holmes: We’re the real OGs, staples of Scotland Yard

Watson: And we both are gonna stomp you two idiotic twits real hard

Holmes: We’re in classics of literature, you’re in crappy movies and cartoons

Watson: Holmes, why do we even bother with these couple of buffoons?

Holmes: You’re guess is as good as mine, but prepare for attack

Watson: We spoon feed these burns, call them a Scooby snack

 Scooby & Shaggy:

 

Shaggy: Like Zoinks, Scoob! Look at the sight of these guys

Scooby: Yeah, Rhaggy, the faces of these two makes people want to die

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaggy: All your crappy stories make people fall asleep

<p class="MsoNormal">Scooby: We ain’t afraid of two stupid crazy British creeps

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaggy: And that says a lot, because it doesn’t take much to scare us

<p class="MsoNormal">Scooby: We’ll run you over with our van, but it’ll feel like a bus

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaggy: We’re the better mystery solvers, so beat it and go home

<p class="MsoNormal">Scooby: Sorry Watson and Holmes, you’re about to get owned

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Holmes & Watson:

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Watson: Ha! You bloody fools aren’t much of a fight

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes: Our rhymes will give you a fright that’ll make you white as a light

<p class="MsoNormal">Watson: We’ll always be known as the better detectives, you see

<p class="MsoNormal">Watson: Cause our assurance of victory is certainly elementary!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Scooby & Shaggy:

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<p class="MsoNormal">Scooby: My bites hurt harder than the Hound of Baskerville

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaggy: You too look as green as the Creeper. Our raps must be making you ill

<p class="MsoNormal">Scooby: Just say g’day, cause your boat’s about to sink

<p class="MsoNormal">Shaggy: When a case needs solving, the choice is always Mystery Inc.

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Who won? Scooby and Shaggy Holmes and Watson