User blog:GingerbreadMeth/The Tourney of Time and Space - Mr. Monopoly vs Duck Hunt Dog

"Hey, how's it going bros? My name is Peeeeewdie --"

Zapper gunshots

(Meth jumps into swivel chair)

Sorry about that, guys. Well, this is my first tourney in a while, and this battle is gonna be BADASS!!! Thanks to Noah in advance for being a worthy adversary, and this is our battle between the OG Donald Trump, Mr. Monopoly, and the most hated video game troll with his cocky ass laugh, Duck Hunt Dog (and his Duck friend I think.)

So, here we go, Round One of the Tourney of Time and Space...



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF JOE'S TOURNEY!!!

MR. MONOPOLY

VS

THE DUCK HUNT DUOOOOOO!!!

BEGIN!

Mr. Monopoly
Stronger than a Battleship, it's Mr. Monopoly

These Banjo-Kazooie ripoffs couldn't possibly beat me

I control the game board, call it the Boardwalk Empire

My rhymes are faster and pierce harder than Zapper gunfire

You're gonna get Smashed, Bro, and your Duck won't help ya

Get a Clue, cause when it comes to Hasbro games, I'm the master

I should put a Choking Hazard label on you cause you're gonna fail

After I murder you with rhymes, I'll have to Go Directly To Jail

Duck Hunt
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

JOE DECIDES!!!

EPIC!..

(Bullets hut logo multiple times, police siren wails and Go to Jail guy shows up, arresting the Zapper)

BATTLES OF JOE'S TOURNEY!!!

Poll
Coming soon...