Talk:Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King/Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays/@comment-37860397-20190108061905

My Rating (using point system):

The Burger King (1)

Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today? +2

One flame-broiled ass clown? Have it your way! +3

You can't do fast food half as good as I do! +2

Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru! +5

Your friends are a combo meal of weird lookers! +2

You got a bird, a burglar, and a big purple booger! +4

( Man!) Take these wack McRaps off the menu! +3

I'll call you Ronald Donald 'cause there's no MC in you! +5 (Also really good line)

Ronald McDonald (1)

Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? 'Cause I'm getting nasty  +5

Like the Whoppers that you sell made of horse lips and ass meat! +3

Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss! +3

I've got lines for days; call me Szechuan Sauce! +5 (This too)

The undisputed G.O.A.T of putting burgers in bellies! +3

I'm fast food Eminem; you're Machine Gun Kelly! +5

I'm Coke to your Pepsi; I'm Mac, you're Android! +4

Let's be real: I'm Nice Peter and you're EpicLLOYD! +6 (Best line of the rap)

The Burger King (2)

You're number one like the piss I took in your ball pit! +5

Them rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit! +4

You creepy ass clown, you're so spooky, it's insane! +2

You look like you just ate someone's brother in a storm drain! +3 (Nice reference)

You can't beat the king with leaders like these! +1

The whole head of your government's name is Mayor McCheese! +5 (This plus the previous line is really good)

I Ain't Loving shit, even if Timberlake sings! +3

I'm running circles 'round you like my onion rings! +4

Ronald McDonald (2)

But that last verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it! +2

Last time I saw a rapper this plastic, there was a toy in it! +5

Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man! +3

I 've had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the Weather Man! +4

Call me MC Flurry 'cause I'm so chill! +4 (Good pun)

My raps sleep at my house because they're so ill! +4 (Also good pun)

In the context of best mascot in town, +1

You might be the King, but I wear the crown! +4 (To be expected.)

Points

The Burger King: 53 pts. Ronald McDonald: 61 pts.

Was quite obvious. I'll be voting this in the polls. I have no suggestions for upcoming rap battles for now, might think of some soon.