User blog:Mystical Trixter/Epic Rap Battles of What the Fuck: The Second Cumming

One of two blogs I'll make today. Indeed, these are back! And as laughably bad as ever! Now, who do we have today, well... In this corner, weighing in at pretty fucking beefy, hailing from his self named movie, WRECK-IT RALPH! And in this corner we have weighing in at extremely fat but not as much as Jorn, also hailing from his self named movie SHREK. Now, with that out of the way... Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...

LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEEE!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAAAAAAATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? WRECK-IT RALPH VERSUS SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK kgo Wreck-It Ralph: I'm gonna wreck it! Your face, I'll deck it! You're more sour than Bill, gaaaaaah, feck it! I'll peel you like an onion, layer by layer Nobody's gonna help you like the little boy's prayers!

Shrek: Thees ees mah swamp laddy, lemme show you how theengs are done Why don't you make use of yer beeg feet, and go ahead and run Yeer an ugleh sack o crap, even Felix was quicker to get a wife Ye shouldn't mess wit meh, because Shrek is love and Shrek is life!

Wreck-It Ralph:

DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING STUMP? Well, I'm on a Sugar Rush, You're more of an ass than Donkey, so you better shush! Fix-It Felix Jr.: OOOOH, here comes Fix-It Felix! I get cakes and a medal, you just get hated by people You're wife's an ugly bitch, and I will twist your ogre neeples

Shrek:

Shrek Ye better prepare yer anus for my eshreckt cock Then I'll take a Hero's Duty on yer face, ye won't wreck another block Puss in Boots: Hola Amigo, I'm the cat who makes both of you seem like dreck I get all the pussy in deez boots, Shrek: It's all ogre now, ye just been #shrekd

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? SOMETHNG BLAH EPICRAPBATTLESOFWHATTHEFUCK