User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence! 8 Milton Hershey vs Willy Wonka

RBoE NOTES! PLEASE READ
This battle has no cuss words due to the fact these are gentleman. It's also a battle to see who is more nice. I tried really hard on this one. I know it isn't my best, but I liked making it. OH BTW as always there are some big words in here. So search em up if you don't know what they are ok. It's an innovative way to rap battle and I am glad I chose to make these characters how they are portrayed. Acrid is in the sense he he was calling Milton unpleasant. ALSO LMFAO. Yes Milton's finances did flop at a very early point. A cashier had to bail him out of debt, then he became a chocolate king. The candy and and food references are just littered in there. XD

So get pumped guys news blog coming soon too.

Beats
The beat is optional as always.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WlU2jhBPg&index=14&list=PL-M_5YHwXV80fk94h_sRA6FKM_6rpw6lX

Milton Hershey vs Willy Wonka:
Milton Hershey

VS

Willy Wonka

GO!

Milton Hershey:
It's a battle of who's more sweet

So you know you're gonna taste defeat

Yeah so Milton Hershey here, stepping up

I'll melt you faster than a Reese's peanut butter cup

I gave a payday for charity and made candy in a great variety

Even when my wife died I passed on my kindness to society

Well you may be charismatic, but your charming caused kids many commotions

I'm a good Samaritan, sonny stepping to my generosity is a psychotic notion

and my attire's rich like the chocolate I make

You're a non innovative, imitative, uncreative freak

Willy Wonka:
If it's a battle of kindness I'll crush this carbon copy

Kindly kick yourself back to your crumby caramel company

You owe your success to the factory of caramel

So make like a chocolate egg and scramble

I'm so generous I gave my factory to a kid

I tested kids to see if they were malicious and insipid

You were a jolly rancher before you became a chocolatier

You failed so many times and my condolences to the one you lost endear

Milton Hershey:
I'm a true confectioner, while all you are is fiction

I got a conviction to confectionery addiction

Flowing faster than your distasteful chocolate river

You're too sour and you're in for a shocker

When you figure out those kids probably sold your gobstoppers

I'm so sweet like a Cadury fruit candy

I'm so courteous I even aided the military

Look at me on a caring spree while you're just sugar free

Stop slaving workers, settle down about your wonky lifting drink, and quit trying to be me

Willy Wonka:
You're just salty, you have no child and couldn't get a chance to see my factory

You like reading so glance at my mighty miraculous story

See I'm the one one keeps it cool and sleek, like a peppermint pattie

I'm nice, nimble, nifty, neat and have a great nitency

Dark days for you when your sister's life dropped

I'm beating you harder than when your finances flopped

You shoulda stuck to being a reader, you acrid

Cause' your rhymes were like your life vapid

Announcer: 

'''Well I could end it here, but let me show you an alternate ending, I like better. '''

Alternate Ending
Milton Hershey:

My god why did we fight we are gentleman? I apologize for what I've said. Willy Wonka: I suppose you are right, so I apologize as well.

Announcer:
'''That's how I think it should end. SO! WHO WON? Who will be next? We'll see. (Announcer chews on candy) Rap (lip smacking) Battles of (more lip smacking) Excellence!'''

Who Won? Milton Hershey Willy Wonka Both Tie