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ALTERNATE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Battle
SHAGUILLE RASHAUN O'NEAL

VS

MIKE TYSON

BEGIN!

(0:12)

Shaq:

It's shaq I got the best baskets in history

You got one of the worst criminal records from what I see

Don't fuck with me because Mike Tyson you'll get punched out!

You can't stop me, I got respect that this grouch couldn't ever amount

I know I got the rappig skills to beat this moper who pouts

Even when I was young I got the rebounds and blocks down swiftly

You may have swung hard back in the day, but now you're a prick living in the city

Someone needs to pass your tongue an "s" lispy Mike Tyson:

How you gonna talk about criminal gripes, when you was boxing Charles in that fight

You're only steel because of your freakish height

I don't even like boxing anymore holmes

In my prime though, I woulda broken your braggy ass bones

Remember all those moans you made about Kobe after the leadership you no longer own?

I'm razor sharp slice through your Blue Chips and law pigs career

Your real daddy was a deadbeat drug addict jeer

You got beat by ugly bulls and they jabbed hard at you fools

Then you decided to allow the media to use you as a tool

If you can't take the heat go back to the lake

The only talent you got is in the commercials you make

Shaq:

Man how are you gonna talk when you let a buster beat you

You know it's true that you sold out too

I'm scoring in this battle all the way through

You're an acohol addict without a penny suffering bankruptcy

Just like your petty outside life your raps are an inconsistency

I'm coming at you harder than you bit Evander's ear

Holy crap are you a mess there's nothing to fear

You wife beating, rapist, drug abusing freak

Tyson you chicken you were beat by everyone later on 'cause you're weak

I got the physique, you had a sister and step father which turned bleak!

Mike Tyson:

Go back to being a security guard because you're as bad as your bent Magic cards

I'm the all-star in this ring who's spitting hard away on this lyrical prison, where you've been barred

Shaq isn't talking back because like his marriage he's outta whack!

Speaking of drugs if this hack thinks he's better than me, he must be on crack

Use your black tornado to get out and shoo

'Cause your rapping was worse than Shaq-Fu! Who Won! You Decide! Alternate Rap (ding) (BEEEEP!) BATTLES OF HISTORY!