User:Wachowman



SUP THERE ...THIS THING ON...OK GOOD I'm Wachowman but I'm usually called Wachow don't know why I just figure people to be lazy, my real name is Axel Im now 18 years old I was born in America but most my family is from Ireland so i can speak most of the language im just not the best with reading it. I love all ERB except Sarah Palin vs Lady GaGa, Seuss vs Shakespeare (sorry) and Miley vs Joan. but I've still memorized them and every other ERB. I'm a big fan of the zombie apocalypse weird enough and usually talk about it in different ways. Normal thing about me lets see....My favorite tv shows are total drama series walking dead and honey boo boo....still not normal.Anyways i make parodies of songs and have made parodies of the ERB's so i'm kinda a parody artist.Thats it for nowi guess.P.s don't call me chow (unless you're flare) or wacho ( I know it's the same as Wachow but I don't like it) AND DONT PUT A "T" IN MY NAME EITHER!



The Best Page On This Wiki
Macho Man Randy Savage

My Favorite Blog That Isn't Mine
MSV's Hurt/Heal

Things I like

 * The Walking Dead
 * Americas Got Talent
 * FootBall
 * Youtube
 * Mint flavored dental floss
 * Being tall
 * Setting things on fire (not lethally)
 * Underdogs in shows
 * Waching people play horror games
 * Eating everything
 * Things

favorite characters from shows
(Fun fact my top 2 characters are dead in the show...)
 * THE WALKING DEAD AxelW.jpg
 * 5 Glenn
 * 4 Hershel
 * 3 Morgan/Rick
 * 2 Axel (yeah that's right same name)
 * 1 T-Dog


 * HONEY BOO BOO
 * 3 Sugar Bear
 * 2 Honey Boo Boo
 * 1 Mama


 * TOTAL DRAMA SERIES
 * 5 Noah
 * 4 Ezekiel
 * 3 B
 * 2 Lightning/Cameron/Jo
 * 1 Owen!

EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES

 * 1. GLaDOS vs Clap Trap GLaDOS_vs_Claptrap.png
 * 2. Bill vs Daryl Dixon
 * 3. Fawful vs Bowser MvHJ.png
 * 4. Steve Vs Mr Game&amp;Watch
 * 5. Psycho vs Witch
 * 6. Nathan Drake vs Ezio
 * 7. Starfy vs Slenderman
 * 8. Spy vs Spy Ft.Spy (Special Guest J1Coupe)
 * 9. Niko Bellic Vs Johnny Gat Ft.Godfather
 * 10. Link Vs DragonBorn (Special Guest RespectThePixel35)
 * 11.Joel Vs Lee (Special Guest: FlareBlitz47)
 * 12. HANDSOME JACK VS MENENDEZ

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

 * 1.Tobuscus Vs BlueXephos
 * 2 Markiplier vs Pewdiepie
 * 3 Mr Game and Watch vs Steve 2
 * 4 Bruno Mars vs Marvin the Martian (Special Guest Patts )

My Battles versing other users
RAPS I WON
 * Versing...Leeroy/Devil Rick grimes vs Blackadder(TV show tourney)
 * Versing, Samis UberHaxorNova vs SkyDoesMinecraft (Everything Tourney)
 * Versing Four4 Me vs Four (random battle)
 * versing CW CW vs Wachow

BATTLES I LOST UPCOMING RAP BATTLES INVOLVING ME ME AS A SPECIAL GUEST
 * Me vs J1Coupe (Official Wiki Rap Tournament)
 * Weird Al Yankovic(Me) vs Rucka Rucka Ali (Patts)
 * BlueXephos(me) vs PeanutButterGamer(Cacola) (Youtubers tourney)
 * Weird Al Yancovic(me) vs Stevie Wonder (Loygan) (Musicians tourney)
 * The Most Interesting Man In The World(Me) vs GIR(NightHawk) (Random tourney)
 * SlenderMan(J1Coupe) vs Pyramid Head(Me) For J1Coupes Epic Rap Battles Of VideoGames.

Deadliest Wikior

 * First battle, Scraw Vs Tesla
 * La battle? Lab vs Lak
 * Fire battle, Flare vs ZDawg
 * Chat clown battle, Steeler vs Meat
 * Four Battle, Four vs Negative Four
 * IDK battle, Sierra vs Shoop
 * Highly suggested battle, Nick Vs Night
 * Beruacrat battle, Ynkr Vs Piet

Songs

 * Erb wiki Song
 * The devils saga
 * Autocorrect
 * Night vs Sierra
 * Eye of the Coupe
 * Some rhymes that I never knew
 * Party in the ERB
 * Beautiful Page
 * Ynkr vs Steeler
 * YTK vs TK
 * Boredom
 * Smells like Meatholl
 * Remembering Pixel
 * The troll that I have become
 * I love Tuxedos
 * Paro vs Devil vs Tbone vs PenisCrusher vs Samis
 * Meat vs Four
 * ERB wiki of ultimate Destiny
 * Like a Mod
 * Coder vs Warrior
 * I Control
 * Scraw vs Steeler 1,2,3
 * Flare vs Fire
 * Chat Awesomes vs Non Chat Awesomes
 * BTTF
 * ERB wiki Idiot
 * Im Flareblitz and I Know it
 * NF vs Sierra
 * Coder and Wachow vs Coupe
 * This is Trollaween
 * Shaun vs Stoff
 * Tesla and Dragon vs Patts and loyg
 * Don't stop Being Awesome
 * Piet vs Night
 * PenisCrusher vs VaginaCrusher

There alot more, but I'm too lazy to add them ;-;

The winners in my book

 * 1 Bill,O,Reilly "Fuck it we'll do it live!" Lloyd_Ahlquist_as_Macho_Man.png
 * 2 Darth Vader "Suck my robot balls"
 * 3 Chuck Norris "Im am Chuck fucking Norris!"
 * 4 Lady Gaga "that's like a principal of a home school"
 * 5 Hulk hogan "You got a inside seat to your own smack down brother!"
 * 5 MACHO MAN "So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people"
 * 6 Beethoven (obviously) "In Germany we don't hit little girls" Lloyd_Ahlquist_as_Captain_Kirk.png
 * 7 Stephen Hawking "There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000"
 * 8 Genghis khan "And butcher your family,and make a new coat"
 * 9 Napoleon dynamite "GOSH! I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are!"Babe_Ruth_Lloyd.png
 * 10 Billy Mayes "Billy Mayes here with a special tv offer!"
 * 10 Vince offer "You're gunna love my nuts"
 * 11 Dumbledore "When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the gray"
 * 12 Dr.Seuss "Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote"
 * 13 Mr.Rogers "Hi there neighbor"
 * 14 Captain Kirk "You spaghetti eating fuck"
 * 15 NicePeter (I just like him better) Lloyd_as_Gorbachev.png
 * 16 Hitler "Take a trip on my train"
 * 17 Mater Chief "My tigger fingers itching"
 * 18 Mario Brother "Its-a me Mario and Luigi mother fuckers"
 * 19 Elvis Presley "all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees"
 * 20 Cleopatra "Better hold more than you shirt ms please"
 * 21 Bill Gates "With your own little spinning beach ball of death"
 * 22 Frank Sinatra "should've been Freddie Uranus"
 * 23 Obama "Need to stop hating on gays, let them teach you how to dress"
 * 24 Doc Who "Now calm down will you!"Capwnd.png
 * 25 Clint Eastwood "Go ahead,Make my IPod"
 * 26 Batman "I had Albert read your books, He told me they suck"
 * 27 Santa Claus "You represent sandals and a scraggly beard"
 * 28 Adam "Got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back"
 * 29 Gandhi "Don't think you're gunna over come this Jr."
 * 30 Thomas Edison (sorry TeslaMan) "No light,no camera,no sound,see?"
 * 31 Babe Ruth "The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park!"
 * 32 Skrillex "I get your same fame from home, with blown out speaker..."
 * 33 Gorbachev "If your name ends with "in" time to get out!"
 * 34 Vader "You put a gun in your mouth and Fired Up!"
 * 34 Boba Fett "I put my Balls in your mouth, like Boba Tea"
 * 35 Al Capone "You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween"
 * 36 Miley Cyrus "you getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up"
 * 37 Bon Ross "served 20 years, Air force, United States of America"
 * 38 Michael Jordan "Hit nothin' but net, you ain't seen Nothin' yet!"

My favorite rap battles

 * 10 Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla
 * 9 Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
 * 8 Elvis Presley vs Michael Jackson
 * 7 Rasputin vs Stalin vs Lenin vs Gorbachev vs Putin
 * 6 Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln
 * 5 Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 4 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 3 Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 2 Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 1 Scrooge vs Trump, J.P Morgan, Kanye and Ghost

People who I want to see in a rap battle

 * Rick Grimes Weird_Al_Yankovic!.jpg
 * Weird Al Yankovich
 * Penn and Teller
 * Ed Edd And Eddy Slender_man.jpg
 * Beavis and Butthead
 * The 3 stooges
 * Howard Stern
 * David Copperfield
 * Slenderman
 * Howie Mandel
 * Notch

Battle I want to see

 * Weird Al Yancovich vs Prince
 * Seth Mcfarlene vs Walt Disney
 * Penn and Teller vs David Copperfield
 * Ed Edd and Eddy vs The 3 Stooges
 * Piers Morgan vs Howard Stern
 * Rick Grimes vs ???
 * Beavis and Butthead vs ???
 * Notch vs ???
 * Slenderman vs ???
 * Howie vs ???

Friends on dis wiki in no order....maybe

 * J1coupe
 * Tesla
 * Lak
 * Captain Warrior
 * Piet
 * Phil
 * Ynkr
 * RTP R.I.P (killed in drug riot with police)
 * Scraw
 * Meatholl
 * Tbone
 * MSV (was inside a rigged Meth Lab as it blew up)
 * Steeler
 * Nikki
 * Four
 * Fire
 * VaginaCrusher

My favorite Youtubers

 * 5 Chilledchaos
 * 4 FineBros
 * 3 Uberhaxornova
 * 2 ERB ( yes they're my second favorite sorry )
 * 1 Vintagebeef (I was his 50'th subscriber I've been watching him for a long time now so it has to be him)