Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 52/@comment-5824261-20150524050434/@comment-5824261-20150524055552

Mother Goose vs The Brothers Grimm!

Goose: Things look Grimm for ya brothers. This ought be over soon, 'Fore I kick you in the tuffet and launch you tü the moon! You never stood a chance. I'm so nimble and quick! I make you stories look timid 'cause my rhymes are so sick! You both died, work uncompleted, while I live happily forever! Ima beat you both so hard you'll think you've caught the scarlet fever! Tü two toddlers playin' pat-a-cake I must seem big and bad. I'll leave you stranded in the woods. Hmm. Kinda like your dad! Now let me read you a story, 'fore you go and hit the sacks. Once upon a thyme, old Mother Goose gave two grim boys forty whacks!

Wilhelm Grimm: There once was a girl who told stories, Jacob Grimm: But was a story herself, I worry. Wilhelm: That is what I heard. Jacob: From a little blue bird. Grimms: She's messed with the wrong bros she's 'bout tü be sorry! Jacob: She's been huffin' and puffin'. Her rhymes make no sense! Wilhelm: Stickin' her thumb into somethin'. Does she think that we're dense? [Wilhelm scream] Grimms: Collectors of German folklore. That's right. Jacob: We rose from poverty! Wilhelm: You're not real! Grimms: That bites! Your stories are your breadcrumbs and they're disappearin' fast! Your story has no endin' 'cause you're livin' in the past! We're writing you a chapter and it won't end well for ya. A couple monsters in your closet and they're gonna be after ya!

Goose: Make like rain and go away! Kids won't read for hours, they'll go out an play! Little brothers blue, way tü toot your own horn! My tales are simple for children, your's are tired and worn Fillin' books that are longer than the hair on your heroine! 7 dwarves? 7 years spendin' thyme in the looney bin. And it's true; we both spin. I spin sunshine and gold flowers While you you spin tales of the macabre for the midnight hour!

Wilhelm Grimm: Ew! Your rapping's worse than kissing frogs! Jacob Grimm: No sense in puttin' us down. We're already underdogs. Grimms: First! We sanitized our stories for the children, and then Second our books are so thick 'cause of the stories in them! Jacob: You made the modern fairy tale and we'll admit that's true, Wilhelm: But there's still one big difference between us and you. Grimms: We're masters! You seem lost! Are you Bo Peep or somethin'? 'Cause we're a massive chariot and you are just a pumpkin!