User blog:Epicnail/Greatest Rap Battle Ever- Peanut Butter vs. Jelly

Here is the best rap battle you will ever hear in your life. Every rap battle that has ever happened happened solely to lead up to this very battle. This is the peak of rap battling; after this marks the commencing of the downfall of battle rap. Today we have the MC Peanut Butter vs. the OG Jelly. The so called "friends" actually are anything but. Blah blah blah. The winner will win the universe.

HEEEEERRREEE WE GO!

PEANUT BUTTER

VS.

JELLY

BEGIN

Peanut Butter:

Don't you dare try to stop the better butter revolution

I'll squish you into jam, start a fruit execution.

You'll be losing all your bodily fluids and you'll be gooing

and spewing your juices because battle's your undoing.

I may be nutty, but you're absolutely crazy

I'm like, "No way he's got the guts or brain to face me"

I'm packed; going loaded with protein, you know it

How can you concentrate against the likes of this poet?

Jelly:

It's easy! You suck as if your name was Luigi!

You make me queasy, like, all your lines are cheesy!

You're full of fat! You put the 'die' in diet

I'd rather dine out at fast food than even try it!

Sheesh! I've got the wiggly, jiggly flow; I'm so street.

I'll straight sweep this peanut treat off the shelf; I'm so sweet.

I'm the best bet; I always cover the spread.

Instead of sticking to the roof of mouths and wrecking bread.

Bread:

You both suck! You're disgraceful to the sandwich name

Put you all to shame when I maim you in this rap game.

(To jelly): You're just jelly of me (To peanut butter): You hurt my belly tummy

I'll beat you up, til' I'm crumbs, to prove you're both crummy.

Your flows are runny, mine's smooth, slow like honey

As it goes, you both blow; I'm about flip you sunny

side up like an egg, but unfit for breading.

you make me sick; you should stick to street spreading.

The Planet Jupiter:

Who gives a fuck about sandwiches?

I'll jizz in your sandwich, bitch.

I've got rings; people seem to forget that.

Saturn's my bitch. So is Uranus.

END

WHO THE FUCK WON Peanut Butter Jelly Bread The Planet Jupiter