User blog:Captain Warrior/CW vs Phil: The Reboot

Well, Phil and I decided that we should have a reboot of our user battle, but with better lyrics. I'll start again.

The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CAPTAIN WARRIOR!

VS!

JPHIL2.0!

BEGIN!

Captain Warrior:

Oh, look who we have here, it's Phil, the coder who stole coding and added it to his profile.

I was popular as an AWC, and I'm popular as a user, and it's like I created Gangnam Style.

Why do we even bother letting you code here? We'll just ask Xim for coding instead of you.

You're Tesla's bitch, and a fraud, stop wasting your time on this wiki and go back to school.

What ever happened to you leaving? I was getting ready to throw a party and celebrate.

But sadly, you decided to stay and become like Mind on his hiatus, isn't that just great?

No matter what, Phil, no one gives a Spock about you or your fanmades.

You'll never become a mod, and if you do, that would be the biggest mistake.

JPhil2.0:

Coming soon!