User blog:BlueFrackle/Fanmade: Alan Turing vs. Rotwang

This is one of my favorite ideas for a battle! Computer science pioneer, cryptographer, father of artificial intelligence and creator of the Turing test - Alan Turing - raps against the mad scientist from the classic film Metropolis - C. A. Rotwang - and his creation, the robot that assumed the identity of Maria.

Connection: one theorized a machine that could pass as human; the other built one. One is well known for fighting against the Germans; the other is German. Both are the man their governments came to when they needed a hard problem solved. Both are early giants of A.I. development from a time nobody knew what A.I. was.

Who's going to win this?

Cast as I've imagined:
 * EpicLLOYD as Alan Turing
 * Nice Peter as C. A. Rotwang
 * Lauren Flans as the Human Machine, a.k.a. "Maria"

Alan Turing's location is Bletchley Park. Rotwang and his Machine's location is Rotwang's laboratory.

Note that the Machine appears in Maria's form at first, but shifts to her actual robot form after Turing deduces her real nature.

Battle
FANMADE RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!! ALAN TURING VS. C. A. ROTWANG!!! BEGIN!

Rotwang:

Decipher this you stuttering Snow White

How can you beat the man who made the underground rise?

I choke a hacker wannabe with my mechanical hand!

The whole city's my bitch, all goes along with my plan

You're dismissed; I'll put the last nail in your coffin

I'm a gifted inventor, you accomplished nothing!

Your work's theoretical, your machine hypothetical

Here's a suicide technique: shove that apple up your rectum!

Alan Turing:

I'm about to gift the world with yet another breakthrough

I'll cut this battle short like I did World War II

There I broke German codes, now to break a German poser

You'll find this ACE rapper's also a first rate decoder

With these theatrical gestures it looks like you're having spasms

Let a cryptanalyst dig your crypt like a chasm

You lost your girl to a douche, and then she died, how sad

But it's no reason to freak out and go completely mad!

Joh's right: a brain like yours should be able to forget it

But since your author was a Nazi, madness is to be expected

Rotwang and the Machine:

Nobody likes you Alan, it's time to pedal away

Your own bride was unfazed when she found that you're gay!

You don't deserve to be pardoned for your hideous rap crimes

Your team's screwed! Churchill won't help you this time!

This little bitch thinks he can win? I just laugh at the idea

To silence him I'll pass the mic to my girl Maria!

Oh, God, this conflict needs a mediator

Let me assume the Helm, then, my speech skills are greater

When I spark a new revolt you'll be left disabled

Prepare to be knocked down like the tower of Babel

You'll need no more estrogen when I tear off your balls

I'll fry out all your circuits, bring a rap overhaul

Alan Turing:

My intuition and ingenuity win lyrical marathons

You two should seek shelter when I start dropping rap bombes

Biology to logic; school you in any field I'm teaching!

My skill's universal and my flow's got algo-rhythm!

I can see Maria's a robot, it’s fairly easy to guess

You'll have to do so much better if you want to pass my test!

Rotwang and the Machine:

(The Machine shifts to her real form)

You're right, I'm a mechanical automaton

But to think you can beat me or my creator is wrong, son

No pollen here, but you're still going to need your mask

Cause our flow's sicker than your hay fever, you won't last!

We pour rhymes like a flood, wrecking your entire city

We'll break this codebreaker, and show him no pity!

You're a failure just like your chess program, don't revel!

'Cause you're on our streets, but can't rise to our level

Alan Turing:

I'll burn this Parody at the stake! You two are no Enigma

You're just a cheap rerun of Spalanzani and Olympia!

C. A. Rottweiler here is all bark and no bite

Making dolls in his basement, he's too afraid to fight!

The imitation game is now set up, it seems

I'm the man, you're the girl, C-3P-hoe here's the machine!

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!!! FANMADE RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!!