Talk:David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini/@comment-5393732-20150607142938

Houdini:

You've never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini

Slippery like linguini, sneakin' out of teeny-weeny

Little spaces small enough to fit your talent, David

You're not a challenge, David

Your biggest endeavor took bank account balances, baby

So Abra Kadabra, you billowy bitch

You look like a pirate on a Las Vegas strip

I'm swallowing needles and spitting out evil, you couldn't escape from a flat(?) paper bag

A batter with patter and, matter-of-fact you couldn't match all my skills if you sawed me in half

David:

When I was a child, you were a god to me, I had to do what you do

But now, you're like a Chinese Wall to me, nitch I'll walk right through you!

This ain't the magic that you're used to

I'll ???, hanging ??? like it's Bluetooth

My grand illusions make your parlor tricks irrelevant

The foot of Lady Liberty is stomping on your elephants

You failed at making movies and you failed at making kids

You should stick to what you're good at and lock those lips

Ooh, here's a tip, but it might drive you nuts

But I'll hack your shit, and I keep it locked up

Got the silken(?) fingers that were built for slieghts

You're a chinky stuntman, dressed in tights

You talk shit about your hero, that ain't right

But you can look up to me now, I know you like heights

Harry:

You're a hack of a ??? act is embarassing

You're the saddest thing to happen to Magic since The Gathering

I'm hanging by my ankles, from a crane I dangle

I've got lox on my bagel that you couldn't handle

Flash your mirrors and your ??? wire tangled

You can't hide shame with a camera angle

Angel:

Did somebody say... Angel?

Houdini:

No.

Criss:

Oh...

Copperfield:

See what they'd be watching if it wasn't for me?

I remind the world that magic is supposed to make you happy

While you waste time proving everybdy wrong

I'm backstage, getting my supermodel groove on

You should relax, take a private trip

To my private island, suck my private dick

Uh, I'll summon up a little Halloween brunch

Deep-fried sucker with a side of punch