User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERB News Suggestions, maybe?

I'm thinking about writing my own ERB news, like MrAwesome did. I need suggestions for hosts: Thanks for help, in advance!
 * Nostradamus
 * Rod Serling
 * Montezuma (Request by Jayhawks4ever)
 * Colonel Sanders (or Orville Redenbacher)
 * Alex Trebek
 * Charles Lindbergh (or Amelia Earheart)
 * King Henry VIII
 * Al Capone
 * Joan of Arc
 * Vincent Van Gogh
 * Edgar Allan Poe
 * Harry Houdini
 * Eduard Khil
 * Need more suggestions please