User blog:Christianthepupbot/Eminem vs iDubbbz

EminemvsIdubbbz.pnground info
(Oh, background info. Fancy)

Backgrounds:

Eminem: Stage with DJ in background

iDubbbz: His desk

Cast:

Nice Peter as Eminem

iDubbbz as himself (They've gotten bigger YouTubers, I'm sure they could reach out)

Ethan and Hila as themselves (Cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Keemstar (Cameo)

Nic Parris as Marshell's Background DJ

Connection:

In his career, Marshell has been known to roast celebrities a lot, which is what YouTuber iDubbbz is known fo with his Context Cop series, only with other YouTubers instead. Two savages playing two different games go head to head in this showdown to see who's better at roasting the famous.

(A voice over is overheard well footage of the two getting ready to rap plays)

''Look, I was gonna go easy on you, but looking at your content, I see that's not possible. It's time I end this battle and I end it fast. Get ready, because it's about time someone who's been playing this game for years stepped in to do what's right. Prepare to meet your future fate.''

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
IDUBBBZ

VS 

''-When the fuck have I needed ever an introduction? ''

Eminem
I'm stepping in rapping at a speed faster than light

Coming here was a mistake for you, have you seen my rap fights?

''I began white rapping. Fuck Vanilla Ice and his team ''

You began an army of edgy teens and dead memes

Listen here, boy, throw away your gay sex toys 

Pick up some real raps, not ones from Peter and Lloyd

Write some real lyrics like me, stop just repeating the same words 

"N****,c***,re****" that's the vocab you rolls 

I make more views in one video than you have in your life

Beats up, fists up, now I'm showing you really how to fight

Announcing sicknesses you don't have, that's what you'll be remembered fo' 

Along with having an overly punchable face and being a maximum moe foe

iDubbbz
Well if it ain't the third installment of a family you barely had 

I'm sorry, Baby Shady, am I making you mad

All the jokes you made, I've made them before but more ascetically pleasing than you are

That verse was like fighting a hungry Lion with a human arm 

Look, I'm sorry your mom was too drunk to help you when you were getting bullied 

But I've seen 9-year-old fanboys more powerful than you are, pussy

You should have been a comic artist so your career would have died faster

When it comes to taking fame away from the lame, I'm the master 

''You're what? the Rap God? Have I been smoking too much with VapeNation? (Ethan and Hila appear)''

Or has your rap been so disappointing that I've needed to take a vacation 

And then come back with a boomstick ready to pull the trigger

If you wanna be black so much, then say ni-*gunshot* (iDubbbz shotgun of censorship randomly fires)

Eminem
Boy, now it's time for me to send you 8 miles-

Underground with all mean YT kids you gave a 1-video long trial 

Your fanbase of 12-year-olds aren't gonna stand up to my crowd 

I'm the real Slim Shady, you're as fake as a man can be allowed 

I love the way your online friends lie about how it's gonna be okay

When your website as been dying since 2016's new year's day 

You're always gonna be a disgrace to YouTube

Well my music rules the views of this website dudes

Ian, I think you should have understood 

Stalking shirtless hypocrites is not pretty good 

I'm Tupac and Biggie in one, you're under Rappin' For Jesus  

''Your stupid YouTube personalities can't hurt the celebrities, that's us! ''

iDubbbz
Yes, I know, I'm not as experienced as you when it comes to hip-hop 

''But if you wanna play black rapper? I guess I could play the cop''

I'm the most savage man that you're ever gonna know

You should quit rapping and be an actor, I bet you would play a good gnome (Keemstar shows up next to Eminem)

''How do you know who I am? Last time I checked you did not compute''

Baby Shady is too afraid of meanies online, aren't you?

I've got more swag than you when I wear a green suit

And bust a move to raps made by cereals better than your attitude

This battle can't be won like a game of Black Ops 

In fact, this battle's like your 13-year career, TIME TO STOP

So you claim to not be a king but a god

But a god can't cure cancer, that's why you can't kill the Content Cop 

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

'''YOU DECIDE! '''

EPICEPICEPICEPICITYEPIC RAP RAP RAP BATTLESBATTABATTLES OF HISTOR, HISTOR- 

'''HISTORY! '''

WHO WON? Eminem iDubbbz