User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! (rap 2)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! (rap 2)
Myth/Meme/Molester Slenderman VS Jack Skellington, One of Disney's greatest succeses

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



SLENDERMAN



VS



JACK SKELLINGTON



BEGIN!





Jack:

What’s this!?



A creepy pedophile dancing in the forest



<p class="MsoNormal">I’m still nothing you can dis!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a freak all around the show

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your game is based on running around collecting pages

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Even still you get paid minimum wage!

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re like Santa Claus but only kills kids!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m so lucky I win every bid!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You have no life most monsters from “Buffy” and “Doctor Who” are based on you!

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<p class="MsoNormal">You don’t barge in houses b****!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Kill people properly and ask “Can I come in?”

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<p class="MsoNormal">You can stretch your self any way or form!

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<p class="MsoNormal">So stretch yourself into a more hideous creature!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll give you some time to run away

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<p class="MsoNormal">I should just put you in a grinder

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">And make a Bone Meal Fillet!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Who cares about the kids that are collecting pages

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">My only concern right now is taking care of this extremely White Michael Jackson

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<p class="MsoNormal">I make kids feel safe around me

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I mostly kill them or I make a liking to them

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">AND when I say “kill” I mean take them to a different dimension

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m telling the truth while you’re the deception

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your liking meter is staying at Zero

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">The King of Pumpkins? Is that a joke?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You might’ve freed Santa but you’re still not the hero

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jack:

<p class="MsoNormal">-goes along with beat of “This is Halloween”-

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Now it’s time to get real instead of this make-believe

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so f***ing naïve

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">The worst you can do is make screens blurry

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">And just make people scream

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Just a look at them and I can make the bravest people

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Literally scream there lungs out

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I have made more money than you ever had no doubt!

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<p class="MsoNormal">You originate from Germany, 400 years out-of-order

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s a fact that you have erectile-dysfunction disorder

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

<p class="MsoNormal">You appeared in Kingdom Hearts through all the games

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Defeating that rag of bugs called the “Bogeyman” gave you fame?

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll remove your head and start to bowl

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Then I’ll impale it on a giant tree

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<p class="MsoNormal">Your love interest is a rag doll

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll give you a count of 3

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">If choose to stand there looking all dumb then so be it

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I make even PewDiePie want to quit!

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m an Angel but I’m not Weeping

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">When ever you’re alone look around cause I may be creeping…

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON!?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">B-TTLE-

<p class="MsoNormal">O-

<p class="MsoNormal">HIST-R-

<p class="MsoNormal">-aaaaaaaaaaaaah!-

Who Won? Slenderman Jack Skellington