Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 57/@comment-108.210.86.239-20150802030252/@comment-1143631-20150802041516

The weirdo match-up I came up with is Teddy Roosevelt vs. Freddy Fazbear. There's the bear name connection, nature vs. machines, horror icon vs. guy who's famously not afraid of anything, and Teddy Roosevelt got his nickname "trustbuster" from his policies that pursued greedy corporations (like Freddy Fazbear Pizza). The battle would have to be purposefully pretty one-sided for it to work well.

I don't know if I actually want the battle to happen, but to see Freddy Fazbear do all these jumpy horror things in his background and watching Teddy Roosevelt just stay completely unfazed  as he tears into Freddy's ass lyrically would be hilarious.