Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso



"Epic Rap Battles of History!"

- Announcer Epic Rap Battles of History 37 will be the 37th installment of Epic Rap Battles of History series, and will be the 4th episode of Season 3. It will be released on November 18th, and will feature renowned artist Pablo Picasso against the host of The Joy of Painting, Bob Ross.

Cast
Nice Peter as Bob Ross

EpicLLOYD as Pablo Picasso

Lyrics
Pablo Picasso:

I am the greatest! The modern art Muhammed Ali!

I mount faces, call me MC Dali!

Your whole *something* of art is a fluffy mountain of crap!

You're the PBS version of Nickelback!

?? you must be a genius because ??

You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting

Why don't you go back home and beat your brush you chump!

I can make better art with my weiner! look!

Bob Ross:

I'm so glad you could join me today

So I can teach you how to feel some joy when you paint

You're a moody little genius, always so serious

I know, you must be on your Blue Period

Your work is melancholic, I'm painting happy little trees

Call me Jackson Pollock, because I splatter MC's

With a voice that soothes, so listen to this

I'll twist you up like you're a Rubik's Cubist

Pablo Picasso:

Don't use that word like you know what it is!

You painted thirty thousand pictures of bushes and sticks!

Don't your audience know that you stole your whole show?

You just ripped off your teacher, and added an afro!

My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula

Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano

De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Back, to, you, Bob!

Bob Ross:

Well, Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica!

Served twenty years, air force United states of America

My technique will make your mistress weep

go put her to sleep elbow drop a dream I go deep!

and I keep it mellow like a *something8

I'm a bright, like techtanium white kind of fellow

I don't believe in mistakes unless you step to me

yo pablo you jus got your happy little ass beat

Poll
Coming Soon