User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Pancho Villa vs. Robin Hood. Epic Rap Battles of Warriors Premiere. (Pilot Test)

This is basically just a test battle, don't expect much out of it. You also may notice a few similar lines among other ERBs.

Beat: This

Epic Rap Battles of Warriors!

Pancho Villa

versus...

Robin Hood!

Begin!

Robin:

I am the greatest tale's protagonist,

a poverty activist,

the beautiful, the fabulous,

a number 1 nationalist!

I'm the type of guy you wouldn't see walking down normal streets,

Now, I'm gonna teach you how to do good, so please take a seat.

Rule number 1, never put a price on your name,

Pillage using stealth, and for raps, I say the same.

This lesson may be done, but the rest will be a thriller.

It can take one puny match to burn down a whole Villa!

Your sister got raped and you shot her assailant,

Man, they should put you under a national surveillance!

You were an enraged psychopath, so you started killing riches?

Just so you could prevent your horrible visions?!

I'll make a tequila when I'll stuff you in a blender,

and I'll seize and sell you like a rich guy's hacienda.

And you still somehow managed to start off a civil war?

Why don't you just back off like we told you before?!

*They both stand there in confusion to why the beat had stopped*

Villa:

Yeah, sure I may have started Revolución Mexicana

But I'm really just battling a Hawkeye in pajamas!

I fought the law and I won, just don't you see?

The future of Mexico was determined by me!

I was the leader of the rebels, but you don't understand,

I'll take you and your men and I'll leave them all canned!

"Robin Hood was a nice guy" they're always gonna say,

Not when I go ahead and I lock you away!

Because of your claims, you must be seeing right through me,

and your flow is worse than your Men in Tights movie.

Seriously, man, you have way too many ballads,

and I'll toss you up and make an English salad.

Maybe you should just go back to the woods,

You and you crew should've retreated when you actually could.

You're just a wimp dressed in Lincoln Green,

And I'll show you what vigilante actually means!

Robin:

So in the middle of the battle you started to chat?

English salad? What even the hell is that?

I'm gonna taze you like my name is Zapata.

Created your own army, and then you got fatter.

Villa:

You had to make a joke on me being fat?

I'll knock you outta your dumb Tyrolean hat.

I beat Crazy Horse's ass, and I don't mind beating yours.

You're just a pussy too scared to go to war.