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Bowser vs Discord EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BOWSER!

V.S.

DISCORD!

BEGIN!

Discord: Well, well, well, what do we have here? You look like a dinosaur who has rabies and a beard. Are you a turtle or a dragon? It's such a freaky mix. Just sit down you Godzilla reject, and watch as I show you some of Discord's tricks!

You're a Turtle king, no? I figured so. I'm a king of Chaos, you stoop real low. My magic finger is starting to itch. Gimme what you got, you little bi–

Bowser: Watch your mouth! I thought your puny horsey show was for kids. Since you don't follow a show rated G, of you I will get rid. My nemesis is a pain in the ass, but he's good to have around. Yours imprisoned you in a goddamn stone, can't get out on your own, I've been dropped from thousand of feet below!

I try to steal somebody's girlfried. You're a trickster perv, Especially to Fluttershy. No wonder you're so nice to her. I've learned my lesson for being a little bitch towards ponies And I earned their trust! But you're hated by... what are they? Oh, bronies.

Discord: I'm nice to Fluttershy cause I've CHANGED! But nice try. You're a ground-bound turtle dragon, your enemy's a human, he grabs a leaf and GASP! He can fly!?

I might be a lil' chaotic, but I've still reformed. I'm gonna whip you enough to make you cry a shi–

Bowser: Alright, you're pissing me off. I can't believe you don't know kids shouldn't hear that kind of talk!

Fuck it, I've had enough of you. Since the end of Paper Mario, I'm really King Boo!


 * Bowser's head pops off, revealing King Boo, and Discord looks around, surprised*

King Boo: Now now Discord. One does not simply lose to you. You look pretty cool... I want a Discord painting too! But you see, that with me, you better believe, it'll never be Princess Peach-y. I want a good clean rap battle– Holy crap, it's Luigi!

Luigi: You're back? For thirds? You just don't learn! I beat the shit out of you twice, and Imma give you a serious rap-burn!

You turned my bro into a picture, and I already set him free. This battle's done. I can't believe you'd try to battle me.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BAAATTLLLES OF HISTORYY-YYYYYY-YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!