User blog:TheAssyrianAssassin1337/Purple Assassin Rap Battles. 1: Wyatt Earp vs "Wild Bill" Hickok.

Here it is...Please enjoy. You might not understand a few of these references at first glance.

'''WYATT EARP VS WILD BILL HICKOK. PURPLE ASSASSIN RAP BATTLE #1.'''

EpicLloyd as "Wild Bill" Hickok

NicePeter as Wyatt Earp

NicePeter as Doc Holliday (Cameo)

Begin.

"Wild Bill" Hickok:

Earp, you're as fucked as the third reich!

Because like my friend Bill Cody, I'm a killer on the mic

Hickok's spittin' verbal buckshot, so set your mare in a trot!

I'll shoot the piss outta your brothers, and you'll walk away in shame

After this battle, I'll be in the rappin' hall of fame!

Wyatt Earp:

You've called down the thunder and now you've got it

Your rhymes are shit; you're about to get bit!

With my vendetta comin' at you like Calamity Jane

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll shoot your style up and rob you; so call me Jesse James

<p class="MsoNormal">You wanna fuck with the Earps? Doc's faster than Hardin

<p class="MsoNormal">We'll hang you at the gallows, you won't get a pardon!

<p class="MsoNormal">"Wild Bill" Hickok:

<p class="MsoNormal">Nice try Marshal; but try to step to my twist-draw!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your tombstone's a tyranny; utter martial law!

<p class="MsoNormal">Hickok's flows are so sick, you'll need to go see your Doc

<p class="MsoNormal">Now shut up Wyatt...and suck my Hi-ckok

<p class="MsoNormal">Wyatt Earp:

<p class="MsoNormal">They named a town after your dick, they call it Deadwood Dakota

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm not even finished yet, but here comes the coda.

<p class="MsoNormal">*Hickok's hand goes to his gun, Wyatt Earp quickly follows him*

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm a United States Marshal; Defending the law of the land.

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll write on your tombstone Hickok, 'cause you just drew the dead man's hand.

<p class="MsoNormal">*Hickok draws and so does Earp, the screen erupts into gunfire and sand hits the camera as the announcer shouts*

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<p class="MsoNormal">PURPLEASSASSIN RAP BATTLES.

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''What did you guys think? This is my first attempt ever at making a battle so please don't be too harsh :) '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poll: Who Won? Wyatt Earp "Wild Bill" Hickok Tie Neither

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