User blog:Hippie Rat/AVENGE CHLOE

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New battle and stuff. I figured my first forty five battles were fucking shit so maybe this will make up for it

Today we have Super Mario against Sonic

Or Link

Whatever's stupider

Blah blah permission bullshit

Enjoy :) 8=D

Lyroc:

Hi Marko the names Link from Nintendo I rule

Better than plumbers who can only plunge shit, something Hyrule

I'm so fucking cool that cucumbers want to be me

While you're too busy sucking Peach's mushrooms to be like me.

Oh wait except eating dicks is what I can do

With a lash and and a gash you're attached to the floor go back to your brother lew

Let's a go back to the arcade

Where adam sander and kevin James fought aliens

It's a Mario motherfucker I'm the king of nintendo

So beating the weakest link is what I intend to do

This battle sucks nuts like a prostitute

One think I know is I'm better than a Goomba but not you

Snazzy performances in gonna perforate a piece of paper

That ripoffed epic Mickey (haw haw) and was a better porn than Jack Napier

And lonk go back to Rhett so you can make more mono tone raps

Dr egg man is a better dude than you but not me

I'm sonic everyone knows that

Lyrics coming at you in supersonic speed

I gotta go fast you're too slow don't mess with sonic motherfucker

Because you can suck knuckles four cocks motherfucker

And now I'm sonic exe

ready 4 round twelv????!

trivia:

The epic Mickey cameo was a reference to the two or three times I already mentioned epic Mickey in my battles and just shows how unoriginal I am Zeus vs Thor was a good battle This is my second sequel I think This is the third battle with an a-b-a-B rhyme scheme because I try to be original but in actuality I have no concept of good lyricism This battle was inspired by my huge dong

Poll

Who won Link Mario Sonic