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Element's Rap Battle News with Ole Kirk Christiansen



Hello there you ERB Wikians, if you didn't already know, my name is Ole Kirk Christiansen; the creator of Lego! Now, I was signing contracts with some random toy companies down the line and I mixed the papers up, so if I'm obliged to do this gig... But I'm going to make this quicker for the both of us.

Anyways, "K" has decided to stop Element's Rap Battles but open up with Element's Rap Battles Reborn. According to him, he'll fix it all up, it'll have:

> Template

> Beat

> Title Cards

> Thumbnails

> Guest Rappers

Sadly, he isn't as creative as me, proven by the clichė title, so he'll also be needing suggestions from you guys. I've heard he has the first three battles planned and it will make you sh*t bricks but other than that, he's pretty lost on which battles to do. All of this starts April, 8, 2015 (Philippines).

So... am I good? I have to give hints to these battles??? Er... Fine.

I have four words for the first battle: Comedy, Black, Duos, White

The second is more like a math equation: Singer + Relationship = Hit Song

Third... Why was I not informed about this??? It's in the contract? Whatever!

*throws paper across the room*

If you're reading this, sprint away now or mark my words, I will throw your square *ss in lava, you blockheaded rip-off!