User blog:Joeaikman/Rap Battles of Thrones Book I Chapter V Halloween Special - Jaqen H'Gar

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Jaqen crept quietly in the shadows, approaching his target. The young boy. The murderer who had shamed the many faced God. He would die today. The boy turned, smiling

"You're late" he laughed

LIGHT YAGAMI

"Time to die, assassin". He started scribbling.

VS

The camera shows us the name he has written down

JAQEN H'GAR

"A man is not Jaqen H'Gar"

BEGIN

A man's name is no one, and now I'll be going alone

With a face that's unknown and a name that's on loan

I'll own this foe who's show has left him with a debt owed

Kill people from paupers to princes perched on their Thrones

All those lives you took early prove your complex is a mess

Trying to play a single God must have got you all stressed

And your love hate relationship with your frenemy ends

After you got each other wet but then you left him for dead

It isn't Black and White, there's always two sides to a coin

But as long as I get paid my employers enemies will be destroyed

You're in hot soup now, Light, scribble your own name in your notebook

Cause there's only one God of Death, and his names not Ryuk

Your little cult of carefree killers clearly isn't worth fighting

You're ineffective, I can slaughter more by scribing and writing

It's enlightening how you feel that you're ruthless but the truth is

Your clueless and will serve to die like its Dohaeris and Morgulhis

What a stupid little prospect, my lyrical Doom crushes these slaves

I'll burn your God with many faces and leave you spiritually saved

Or slayed, feel the Lo-wrath I dish out whenever the beat drops

No alias can fool me, Ezio, finish you quicker than I make hearts stop

My killer flow leaves assassins asses feeling judgement for their sins

Know my name so you can't touch me, because Light always wins!

Your death is getting Nearer, 40 more seconds, are you feeling it

Because I'm getting closer to your end - Hey Light! Matsuda, you idiot

''*theres silence after Light attacks Matsuda. Suddenly a sound comes from the dark. As each name is said the voice becomes slightly louder and angrier*''

Chiswyck, Raff, Weese, The Tickler, Amory Lorch, Gregor Clegane, The Hound, Ilyn Payne, Cersei Lannister, Joffrey Baratheon!

ITS ARYA STARK

I'll make this righteous ripper reel, raps leave him weak and feeble

And with pinpoint precision I'll pick apart the threads like I'm a needle

I'm not regal, but I'm lethal, sworn to savagely slay all that is evil

And I'll picture your face when I add your name to my growing list of people

Step into this Wolf's hood, I've got the Wolf's blood, in the Wolfswood

Your work is Dire, no one can enact judgement quite like this wolf could

You've got a potato chip on your shoulder, makes you bolder with your orders

Faking pages just so you can outwit a socially awkward, crouching toddler

I'm the Ghost in the shadows, show no Mercy when you tarry with Arry

And me and Nym are quite the team, Butcher Boy Princes like this is [http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Darry Darry]

You've got a Joker at your back, Rem helped you by killing your friend

First lesson of beating maniacs? Stick 'em with the pointy end

Urgh, I need the eyes, Misa get in here!

MISA AMANE

My eyes show me your real names, I'll secure your deaths with a kiss

Turning your shit lyrics to gold, like I was always the Alchemist

I'm helping to judge the sinners, killing them like I do this beat

Sending messages to the public, backed up by my allies, the police

I was thankful to Kira, and in time I know he will come to love me

So don't shove me or I'll have to call up either Matsui or Moshi

But if only this little orphaned wanderer learned from all her pain

Then maybe she could be tamed, more of a Hound than your Clegane

Your story waned, whilst war was waged you ran away, not very Brave

And it was Sweet when Raff was left slayed and lost his face

You're a cynical little brat, your dreams of knighthood are Stark

But for me a world without Light couldn't get any more dark

Who won? Jaqen and Arya Light and Misa