User blog:Dragonsblood23/Tales From The Wiki Episode 3

Previous Episode

The Drag Keeper: Hello Boils and Ghouls, ready for Tonight's NIGHTMARE! Well our story is chilly at the moment a bit BURNED UP. Its just buisness thats all folks. So I present to you...

You're Hot and You're Cold
(We start at a police station where we see Loyg talking to Wonder)

Loyg: I just don't get it, I swear GIR and Sierra were killed and now their back up again this doesn't make any sense.

Wonder: What are you talking about, they were always alive,

Loyg: You don't remember the murder cases.

Wonder: The only murder I see is in your eyes, go get some rest okay.

Loyg: Yeah maybe I should get some rest.

(After some rest Loyg wakes up on a call where he enters Icey's Ice Cream Factory)

Icey: I don't know how or when but Minipop was burnt to death

Loyg: What happened now

Wonder: Minipop was burnt to death and earlier today The Flamingtorch died from Hypothermia in Fire's BBQ Ranch. The Irony in these deaths.

Loyg: Its obvious that Fire and Icey must have killed each other's employees, keep them locked just in case.

Wonder: Yes Sir.

(Days Passed and no signs yet until...)

Wonder: You are not gonna believe this

Loyg: OH GOD!

(They stare as Pieces of Joe everywhere at Fire's BBQ Ranch as Loyg pukes)

Wonder: Poor guy, he had a good life.

Loyg (recovering from his puke): Gather the evidence an-

(Loyg sees a stranger in a Monk like robe over his head)

Loyg: HEY YOU! THIS IS A POLICE SCENE I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE

(The Stranger in fear accidently leaves a book on the ground and in a puff of smoke dissappears)

Loyg: Wonder, did you see that

Wonder: See what

Loyg: That figure over there

Wonder: Yea and he left this book

Loyg: I don't know about you Wonder, but i'll be at the library

(Loyg drives on by to the library)

Loyg: Hi I came to return this book

Jacob: Ahh excellent, The Books of The Art of Fire, A Classic Book set to my 2 part collection with Ice which someone stole luckily Icey gave one to me just a few hours ago

Loyg: Well okay have a nice day

(Loyg heads to the police station)

Loyg: I just don't get it Wonder, I guess its not Fire and Icey, lets release them

Wonder: Yea its been 2 days now since we put them up.

Loyg: How long?

Wonder: 2 Days

Loyg: Wait, Jacob said Icey gave a book to him a few hours ago how could he be in 2 places at once!

Wonder: GREAT SCOTT LOYG! YOU DONE IT!

Loyg: Lets go I think Flare is next.

(Flare is seen by a puff of smoke and a robe)

Figure: I got you now for ruining my studies in literature

Loyg: FREEZE SCRUM PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

(Figure revealed to be Jacob)

Jacob: Please don't hurt me thats not how the plan goes

Loyg: WHAT PLAN!

Jacob: I said too much

Loyg: DAMN IT POTTER BOY! SPEAK TO ME YOU BASTARD!

Jacob: Okay Okay, this town....its all in the game b-

(Jacob gets shot in the head by Flare)

Flare: I'm sorry I was in fear

Loyg: GOD DAMN IT FLARE THIS WAS EVIDENCE ARGHHHH!

(Loyg drives away angerly as a stranger watches towards him)

The Drag Keeper: Well shits getting really interesting eh? Will Loyg figure whats going on? Who is Jacob Talking About? Will I get any more handsomer? We shall see next time in PART 2!!!!!!