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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY MLK JR. VS. GANDHI

ANNOUNCER: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY MARTIN LUTHER KING VS. GANDHI!!!!

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Gandhi: “You Want To Battle Wits, See Who’s A Better Pacifist

I Fought The Caste System, But You Still Can Not Touch This!

Slumdog Skillionare, First Name Messiah

Raps So Hot, I Spit Yoga Fire!

Everything You Preach I Said It First

You Should Jot Down These Words, Plagiarize My Whole Verse!

Leave Your Notes On The Door Like The Real Martin Luther

I’m Not Thinking You Should Overcome This Junior!”

MLK Jr. : “I’m The King Of Civil Rights From The City To Suburbia

No Shoes, No Shirt, But I’m Still Gonna Serve Ya!

Make You Swallow Your Words So You Can Break The Fast

Then Thank God Almighty You Can Eat At Last

I Admire The Way That You Broke The British Power,

But I Have A Dream That One Day You’ll Take A Shower!

Like The “H” In Your Name, you Oughta Remain Silent

Flatten Your Style Like Bread, Non-Violent.”

Gandhi: “You Would Know About Bread Dr. Birmingham Sandwich

Work Out Those Kids, Sit In With Some Spinach.

With Protests & Women The Same Advice Goes

Always Stay Away From The Hoes!”

MLK Jr.: “I’ve Got So Much Street Cred That They Write My Name On The Sides

I’d Bring Ya For Tech Support But I Got A Noble Prize.

N***a We Got More Beef Than One Of Your Sacred Cows

I’m About To Forgive You So Hard Right Now.”

Gandhi: "I Am Passively Resisting The Fact That You Suck

I Am Celibate, ‘Cause I Don’t Give A F**k.”