User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.58: Conan vs Attila

Here we go!

New amazing battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CONAN

VS

ATTILA

BEGIN!

Conan

It's Conan the barbarian and I have arrived on the scene.

The sword wielding hero, who will slice you in the spleen.

I saved the Cimmerians from Thulsa Doom, just call me the mister.

Oh please! You're sleeping with the roman emperor's ugly sister.

After you died, your three sons become your employers.

But Attila, you can't stop this Cimmerian the destroyer.

When you're taking over a country, make sure you have a plan.

Just get off your high horse bitch, and face me man to man!

Attila

Ha! You think you can take on Attila the Hun?

After this battle, I'll be coming out number one.

I assassinated my own brother, so I could be in charge,

Of the Huns. Got tons of silver and gold, I'm living large.

I will dominate you Conan, like how I took over Italy.

Your legend will be over, once you're defeated by me.

The only Conan I know, is that late night talk show host.

You may have a six pack, but there is no need to boast.

Conan

Stop now! 'Cause you will be unsuccessful like in Persia.

Come back for round two and I'm just going to serve yar.

You are like my loincloth, I will leave you hun out to dry.

But come on Attila! You are as weak as your battle cry.

Attila

The evil queen back stabbed you, while you were fetching a gem.

You stole your haircut from He-man, I just cause fucking mayhem.

You are as blonde as Barbie bitch, just go paint your nails red.

Just like your fucking lover Valeria, you will be better of dead.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!