User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/System Crash vs Fujisaki Chihiro

What is up Drama Alert nation, I'm your host dead meme man, let's get right into the battle!

Today we have the second battle in Danganronpa vs Daredevil

It features comic book characters I don't think anyone knows

lol

We have the Ultimate Programmer, Fujisaki Chihiro, from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, up against System Crash, consisting of Wirehead, Bitmap , Killobyte , Steel Collar , Technospike and Infomorph (who transforms into Admiral Akbar and Kermit the Frog ), Baron Von Strucker's team of hardware hackers, to see whether the programmer or the hackers are superior.

No title cards cuz I couldn't even find clean shots enough to make the cover feature all of System Crash (rip in Bitmap).

This battle was fun to write tho. Now, time to CODE like a MOTHER! (which fits given its about computers i guess)

The Battle:
System Crash:

Through the MUD I see clearly our party’s path

Owo, what’s this in our way? It’s a trap!

We’re both on the Spectrum, but as a man under three feet

A peek up shows we mean different things, Sin-clearly

What a shocker! More than your CPU’ll spike

When we ride you harder than JoJo on a bike!

Your System’s Crashing! Hope’s Peak drops off!

Leave that Alter Ego out, we’ve got enough bots! (Hey!)

Ultimate Programmer:

HYDRA’s cyber goon squad fell flat with inelegance:

I’ve invented your solution! Artifical Intelligence!

I doubt you could even send the email that was Yuto’s doom

What the killing game taught me? Stay in school!

System Crash:

>Grab mic and mutilate maudlin mirage monster

In human terms: Grab the catfisher by the Steel Collar!

Got real worked up in the ladies room, died a man’s dream

But you only lived one chapter, and it’s not easy being green.

Ultimate Programmer:

Looking for a line eater? Then I’ll chew the fat

Not like Hifumi, more like the sludge of Bitmap

Or Wirehead, cuz his HUD just cannot

Be compared to the intricacy of my Jabberwock

Looking locked in DISTRUST to a real Ultimate’s march

Slammed by a script truck rolling down the Infobahn!

A Foundation of the Future even after I died down

But in life you’re still nothing, you Baron Von Struck out!

Outro:
lol you will never know these characters >:) legit though the System Crash arc, entitled Tree of Knowledge, is one of the better Jack Batlin Daredevil arcs from the 90s, and I love the era's artstyle to pieces.

Who won? Ultimate Programmer (Fujisaki Chihiro) System Crash (Technospike, Infomorph, Wirehead, Steel Collar, Bitmap and Killobyte)