User blog:ClarinetGurl/Count Dracula VS Edward Cullen

Hello guys x3. It's me again, and since it's Halloween today I wanted to make some sort of Halloween battle, it's not really anything special hehe, but I tried my best :). I wanna thank Patts9009 for the suggestion, he helped me think of one, so thank you :3. Once again sorry if I use too vulgar language xp

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HALLOWEEN

COUNT DRACULA

VS

EDWARD CULLEN

Edward :

Edward Cullen, coming at you with the speed of light,

Someone tell this wannabe impaler he can't diss Twilight.

With my tough skin and strength your abilities just fall flat,

I've got immortality while you just turn into a bat.

Got garlic rhymes, make you shit bricks every time,

Let me crucify this grime grandpa's looking dick who's not worth a dime.

You dirty old loner, Cullen's path you shouldn't be crossin'

I'll have fun with my wife, go back to your coffin.

Count :

At the break of dawn and with my raps

I'll dismember this sparkly gay version of a pile of horsecrap

Drink your blood and then I'll burn you with fire,

Face it Cullen, start to get sullen, you're no real vampire.

Got more powers than you can imagine, kick you in the mud,

My fangs are razor sharp while you don't even drink human blood.

You should re-count your chances 'cause your destruction is soon.

Watch closely as I reveal my darkest powers, like I'm a New Moon.

Edward :

Drink my blood? Don't make me laugh, I'm not your type,

Because my type isn't wrinkly autistic has beens who are afraid of sunlight.

I'll eclipse your fame, I get more terrified from the count on Sesame,

At least the sun and some bread aren't my worse enemies.

This is one battle you should've declined,

I know you're not tough shit, trust me, I can read your mind.

The end is near, and as I crush this lame Lamiae,

I'll tell him to get his ass back to Transylvania!

Count :

More fearsome than Hell, think wisely before you speak

You may have granite skin, but your rhymes are just weak.

You foolish little faggot, every knows Team Vladimir is regnant

I don't real get your movies logic, wait, so you made her pregnant?

You whine and you cry, why don't you grow a pair of fangs?

Let me do the world a favour and visit every single one of your fans.

I'm a nobleman, a true legend, and the discount fag is you, ha!

Mark this day! It's the day you've got defeated by Count Dracula!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Edward Cullen Count Dracula

Thanks for watching guys hehe :D

Also thanks for Loygansono for telling me how to make a poll xp