User:The Flatwoods Monster

Yo. I'm the horror guy from North Carolina with the rats and stuff. I also run the Epic Rat Battles of Horror. That's pretty much all you need to know about me.

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Still here? Okay then, fine.

You know my name is Noah. Well, I'd see why you'd think that. Anyways, I live in NC with my pet rat and my two dogs. Yeah. Exciting life. When I'm not rock climbing, rafting or skiing, I write battles for you guys with incredibly vague horror characters. Check 'em out below.

Family-wise, I have a brother who is pretty much a pro at rapping. I hope that I will never have to use him against you.

I'm also a hypochondriac. Not sure if that matters, or if you know what that means. As stated above, I love rats. Definitley my favorite animal, though I also like hedgehogs, capybaras and chinchillas. Small rodents in general are pretty awesome. I've got a rat, his name is Ralph. He's pretty chill. We hang out at night sometimes. I've also hated the color green for quite a long time. Why? Because it's not creative. If you actually want to know why, it's cause it's vibrantly bright and I hate that, along with yellow. My favorite color is black. I love video games, of course, Minecraft specifically, but also a lot of Nintendo games, specifically Legend of Zelda and Super Smash Brothers. I also love The Binding of Isaac and Limbo. To finish it off, I'm a huge fan of horror games, and also of Homestuck.

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Actual suggestions-

YouTubers I'd like to see play somebody in an ERB:
 * King Tut vs Yugi Muto (Mostly for King Tut, somewhat for Yugi)
 * Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin (Who doesn't want this?)
 * Goku vs Superman (Keep in mind that I've never seen a single episode of anime)
 * Dr. Phil vs Sigmund Freud (I love Psychology)
 * Andrew Hussie vs Homer the Poet (Number 1# :D)
 * Frankenstien vs Slenderman (Didn't like it until I saw Scars and the Slenderman Song)
 * Edgar Allen Poe vs Eminem (I just thought it was a good matchup for the two of them.)
 * Taylor Swift vs King Henry VIII (Made me laugh.)
 * Katniss Everdeen vs Pocahontas/Sacagawea/Anybody (Katniss! Hunger Games! Native Americans!)
 * Elsa vs Sub-Zero (Would make a cool Christmas Special)
 * Blues Brothers vs Daft Punk (Awesome.)
 * Catie Wayne (Though I don't think she's ever rapped before...hm...)
 * Markiplier (Yes.)
 * Tay Zonday (Double yes.)
 * Laina (Sings... hasn't rapped I don't think...)

Epic Rat Battles of History=

Epic Rat Battles:

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Anne_Frank_vs_Greg_Heffley-_ERB 1. Anne Frank vs Greg Heffley]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Edgar_Allen_Poe_vs_Eminem-_ERB 2. Eminem vs Edgar Allen Poe]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Sub-Zero_vs_Queen_Elsa-_ERB 3. Sub-Zero vs Elsa]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Alexander_Graham_Bell_vs_Mark_Zuckerberg-_ERB_and_an_announcement 4. Alexander Graham Bell vs Mark Zuckerberg]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Harry_Potter_vs_Percy_Jackson-_ERB 5. Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Mr._Ed_vs_Twilight_Sparkle-_An_ERB 6. Mr. Ed vs Twilight Sparkle]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Link_vs_Alexander_the_Great-_ERB 7. Link vs Alexander the Great]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/The_Scout_vs_the_Usain_Bolt-_An_ERB 1. Scout vs Usain Bolt]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Phoenix_Wright_vs_Atticus_Finch-_An_ERB 2. Phoenix Wright vs Atticus Finch]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/The_Blues_Brothers_vs_Daft_Punk-_An_ERB 3. The Blues Brothers vs Daft Punk]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/The_Queen_of_England_vs_The_Queen_of_the_Internet-_An_ERB 4. Queen Elizabeth vs Boxxy]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Count_Dracula_vs_The_Slenderman-_An_ERB 5. The Slenderman vs Count Dracula]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Eyeless_Jack_vs_Jack_the_Ripper-_An_ERB 6. Eyeless Jack vs Jack the Ripper]

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ProbablyNoah/Andrew_Hussie_vs_Homer_the_Poet-_The_14th_ERB?file=Hussie_vs_Homer.png 7. Andrew Hussie vs Homer the Poet]

ERBs against users:

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Joeaikman/Joeaikman_vs_ProbablyNoah 1. Joeaikman vs ProbablyNoah]

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