User blog:Loygansono55/Captain America VS George Washington

In today's fanmade rap battle, we have a rather popular suggestion. Comic book legend Captain America goes face-to-face with the first President of the United States, George Washington. You decide who emerges the victor! Here is the beat, I only picked it because I liked it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KqbC4BNr_s.



Cast
Nice Peter as Captain America

EpicLLOYD as George Washington

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CAPTAIN AMERICA!

VERSUS!

GEORGE WASHINGTON!

BEGIN!

Captain America
This Avenger will Assemble some ass-kicking retribution,

Because wishy-washy Washington, you never made any great contributions,

To politics and American rights, that's where I come in,

To teach you a lesson, Steven style, by bashing your skull in,

One old man can't possibly hold back an unstoppable force,

But here he comes, charging recklessly into this war, riding his horse,

Indestructible, flawless, unlike every single law you passed,

So send your whole army at me, I'm a supersoldier, never outmatched!

George Washington
I'm the Father of America, so sit down, son,

And pay your utmost respects to President number one,

Because without this patriotic gent, you wouldn't even exist,

When I say this civilised congressman will win, I'm being honest,

Steroids won't get you anywhere, you're better off fighting Nazis,

And defending yourself from hard-hitting words such as these,

Cowering behind that shield all day, come out and fight like a man,

Only then can you prove yourself to be a true American!

Captain America
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">You think you're such a great guy? I'm sure all of your slaves agree,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;"> And you take orders from this Captain now, so George, salute to me,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">Forty three guys later, nobody even remembers who the hell you are,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">Even George Bush served a better two terms than you by far,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">Your time may have passed, but you've been belatedly verbally impeached,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">I'm an inspiration, more so than your terrible inaugural speech,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">My justifying rhymes will leave you in a sorry Head of State,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">And I now elect you the loser of this lyrical debate!

George Washington
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">My Washing-tons of Revolutionary rhymes will make you see you're morally wrong,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">To oppose me, I'll send you back to your lab where you belong,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">You guinea pig, you don't deserve to wear the mighty stars and stripes,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">And why do your unoriginal movies continue to receive so much hype?

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">I never surrender, but you should be wise and retreat,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">Although I wouldn't expect somebody so prideful to run away from their defeat,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">I made the history books, you? The comic books, I'm immortalised forever,

You've just been felled like the British, but I applaud your endeavour!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Captain America George Washington