User blog:Element K/CHARLES DARWIN VS ASH KETCHUM (Element's Rap Battles)

ELEMENT'S RAP BATTLES ASH KETCHUM

VS

CHARLES DARWIN

BEGIN!

Charles Darwin:

Masters of Evolution is a lie of a connection

Cause that Pikachu hasn't evolved and it's been a billion seasons

Of repetitve and additive, show copy-pasting, knock-offs

Like Digimon, so sit down son or it's your turn to blast-off

A scientist who's disses are completely natural

Your creatures are simply just mutated animals

Many girls, no action yet with Brock you travel the world

No wonder Oak always asks

Oak:

Are you a boy or a girl?

Ash Ketchum:

Yeah it's been a billion seasons, but my fame didn't fall

But I think it's time to show this chump just how to Pokèball

You think you're so fly, you took years learning finches

You married your cousin, don't tell me how to get b*tches

I'll burn you like Flare Blitz, my rhymes come in a Shockwave

My flow is like a Hydropump, I shake the ground like Earthquake

It only takes one verse for me to beat you

This battle was a magicarp vs a Level X Mewtwo

Charles Darwin:

You're really bent on challenging me? So it seems

I have discovered a new human species

I'm suposse we shall name it "Stultus Puer"

Compare you and me, of course I'm the better

I got institutions, I'm in textbooks, I'm in history

I published books, lots of medals have be given to me

You're just a glorified zoo keeper, a badge crazy tween

A meddling brat, with nothing in between

Ash Ketchum:

You wanna talk popular, you'll lose no doubt

But I got too many merchandise and brands to talk about

Your theories incomplete, my pokedex is getting full

Cause I damn well meant it when I said I'll catch them all

I'm the master, beat the Champion, I'm too much for you man

I'll beat you so bad then send you back to Galapagos Island

Me beating you was approved by Charles Lyell

Referee:

Charles Darwin is unable to battle

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

WHO WON? Charles Darwin Ash Ketchum

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