User blog:JaphethMario/Woody vs Ralph. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battles Season 2 Ep 2



Well that’ s early...I expected to finish next week. Oh well here’ s the battle





This battle features protagonist of ‘ Toy Story’, Woody, aganist  the protagonist of ‘ Wreck it Ralph’ , Ralph

To see which of their movie is the better 3D animated franchise to have cameos of our favorite childhood figures, however will the beloved rabbit cartoon will show his movie is the superior than the two even if it‘ s animated in 2D.







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BATTLE


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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;">VS

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;"> ==Woody Verse: == <p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Howdy partner, before we start this rap battle with us dropping rhymes

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Just remember, without my impact on 3D animation, you wouldn <span style="font-family:굴림; mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">’ t exist, you uncultured swine

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> You got one gold medal, I got a Shinning Annie, stealing my spotlight won <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">‘ t be that simple

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Especially when your pixelated movie is a Foodfight to pixelated games than Pixels

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Battling me Ralph isn <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">’ t Child <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">‘ s Play , and I hope you realize

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> So you better play nice, or I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">’ ll leave another villain get traumatize

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> You <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">’ re angrier than a Potato Head, so better take control of your temper you overweight brute

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Or you <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">’ ll have reach for the skies and suffer venomic spits like a snake in my boot

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==Ralph Verse: == <p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Being a great leader must be on difficult mode; everyone must follow your rules

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And even all these years on protecting and telling the truth, your friends still didn <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">‘ t believe you

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Yet your allies rather trust their fate more on a backstabbing teddy bear

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And they literally get themselves schooled real hard in Sunny Daycare

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> How would you call yourself a cowboy star if you can <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">’ t properly spit bars?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Your rapping <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">’ s a bigger insult to Pixar than the creation of Cars

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> When facing against Ralph, you need more than China made toys as your protector

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Or I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">’ ll tear your arms apart like the time you befriended a prospector

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==Woody Verse: == <p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">’ ve heard better threats at Rex <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">’ s roars; your growling doesn <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">’ t give me fear

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Going Turbo to prove your the heroic identify, ha! You <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">’ re crazier than Buzz Lightyear

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Friends finding you, backstabbing villains and happy girls with sad back stories

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Wow, this cheater just completely copy everywhere in my plots in my second movie

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> While Felix inviting Pacman in his party, your left living in a pile of bricks

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">‘ Cause YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!! and you <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#CC6600">’ ll lose no matter what Hero <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">‘ s Duty  you pick

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> You <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">’ re a gigantic hobo with everyone hating on you; you could say your life is a complete wreck

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Wait that reminds me of one of my rival company character, I think he <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#CC6600">’ s a wannabe Shrek

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==Ralph Verse: == <p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Stop priding you as the good guy Woody, your mind must be whack

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Even you erase the real info <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">‘ bout your true self, we know that you make Friday go black

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And sure your third movie may your masterpiece love by millions of people

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> But their childhood blinded them that it <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">’ s just the same story as your sequel

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> You <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">’ re an old vintage doll who <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">‘ s been naughty during your owner <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">’ s childhood

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">“ Playing <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">” his favorite <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">“ toy <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">” with no one looking inside in his bedroom

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> You tried to give your <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">“ Toy Story <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:red">” to Little Peep Bo, but you miss it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And your broken feelings with Andy is the only thing Felix can <span style="font-family:굴림; mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:red">’ t fix it

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;"> ==Roger Rabbit Verse: ==

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> <span id="cke_bm_150S" style="display:none;">  Shut Up And Drive  away Donkey Kong and worthless piece of plastic

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> CGI may be the rage nowadays, but my movie will still remain a cult classic

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ m the OG Disney emcee making cameos, <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">‘ because I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">’ m the Roger Rabbit

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ ll leave you like Q-bert and Wheezy, your legacy will be That Time Forgotten

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Woody <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ s life was perfect; you got respected with everyone in the crew

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">‘ Til Buzz Bugs your Life, now he stole everybody including your Andy love for you

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Now You <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">‘ ve Got No Friend  in you, and when push space man even further

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Your group started to disrespect you, <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">‘ cause they blame you for his murder

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> Ralphy boy <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ s a villain? Don <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ t make me laugh; you <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">’ re a minion to a young glitchy lady

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And it <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">‘ s ironic and hilarious that she <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">’ s the one who gives you free candy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> I got Mouse, Bunny and Ducks on the Clubhouse, you got a hedgehog but no plumber

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> That <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ s no good, like you break princess <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">‘ car which left her in a bummer

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> I <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#FFC000">’ m not afraid of telling humans that we <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">’ re alive, while you <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">’ re just jerks filled with jealousy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> With people loving your sidekicks more than how you succeed your victory

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> No one can deny how my fame impact the legacy you two earn

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"> And both of you just got Framed by getting owned by Roger Rabbit <span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#FFC000">‘ s burns<span id="cke_bm_150E" style="display:none;">

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Who Won?
WHO WON? Woody Ralph Roger Rabbit

Trivia

 * <span style="line-height:130%;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">This is the first battle to be a 1v1 ft. 1
 * <span style="line-height:130%;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">This is the second battle to feature the Who Won card
 * <span style="line-height:130%;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">After Pacman vs Rick Grimes
 * Originally this battle is going to be release in November to celebreate the 20th year anniversary of Toy Story.
 * Originally Woody was going to be a rapper in Spiderman vs Kermit the Frog vs Darth Vader, but it was scrapped.
 * This battle was suppose to be Roger Rabbit vs Ralph, and was going to appeared in Season 1