User blog:Awesome Betterhero/Bugs Bunny vs Family Feud (Awesome Rap Battles)



In the second Awesome Rap Battle, we have legendary cartoon character Bugs Bunny rapping against the hosts of Family Feud, to see who is the funnier television personality.

Steve Harvey
Ladies and gents, it's Steve Harvey, and I'm ready to straight talk

'Bout how this glorified chinchilla's gonna need a real doc

I always Looney Tune out of your outdated cartoon

So many spin-offs, live action blends, it's clear that you've pruned

There ain't nothing "Brod" when this "rick" spits it quick

Only time you were appealing's when you were dressed like a chick

Warner Bros. got nothing on me and my boys, and my twin

So step your rabbit feet aside for this true comedian

Bugs Bunny
Call me Taz, cause this Devil's bringing in the hottest raps

And hitting your egghead with a toon slap to make it crack

I'm sweetly Tweeting out my sick Merrie Melodie

I'm the cartoon king! This merry-go-round revolves around me

I don't carrot all about your milked game show

Because it's 0% substance, and 100% panty jokes!

When I look at your head, the only hare I see is me

Trying to win's a bigger mistake than Miss Universe 2015

Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, Louie Anderson , Richard Karn , and John O'Hurley all clap while walking in front of Steve.

Family Feud Hosts
Richard D. | Ray | Louie | Richard K. | John

I t ' s t i m e  f o r  t h e  h o s t s  w i t h  t h e  m o s t  t o  b u z z  i n

And hunt you down like Elmer, but with none of your schemin'

You're just a second Louie if you think you can end this

You washed up wabbit. Last time you were big was chungus!

Before we polish off this battle like our shiny new cars

Let's hear it from the Richards. Show me some bars!

T h e r e ' s  n o  r o o m  i n  o u r  f a m i l y  f o r  w i s e c r a c k i n g  s m a r t  a l e c k s

T r i c k s  a r e  f o r  k i d s ,  l i k e  t h e  f e w  w h o  s t i l l  w a t c h  y o u ,  r a b b i t

Before I go all Hogan's Heroes and shoot this guy out

W e ' l l  r i p  o u t  h i s  b u c k t e e t h  a n d  u s e  t h e m  t o  s h a n k  h i s  e y e s  o u t !

W h e n  y o u ' r e  n o t  d o w n  i n  y o u r  h o b b i t  h o l e ,  y o u ' r e  j u s t  o u t  o f  p l a c e

The top 1 answer's on the board. Name a disgrace

I know. It's Bugs! Your answer is correct

C a u s e  w h e n  y o u  f e u d  w i t h  t h i s  f a m i l y ,  y o u ' r e  s u r e  t o  g e t  a n  X !

Bugs Bunny
Of course, you know, this means war, and I've got even more tricks

One ugly mug was bad enough. Now I have to look at six

We got a bore from Seinfeld, and a fivehead Donald Trump

Dawson the kissaholic won't even be kissing my rump

Now I'm Combing through Ray, Family Feud's tragic upchuck

With no luck at hosting. He's a lay down, not a stand-up

Karn needs a Home Improvement for his cringy comedy

Before I remodel his face with a glove to the goatee

Let me leave things off on Harvey, the current host to roast

Take some Little Big Shots at this overdramatic croak

When the Hare Force puts up a fight, it won't be funny

I'll score a win so quick, you can call it fast money! '''WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!'''

AWE-AWE-AWE-SOME-SOME-SOME RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Family Feud Hosts Bugs Bunny hint for the next battle: ''Your raps go straight through me. You're Juji-sure to fail''