User blog:SophisticatedShark/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Shark vs Bantha

God bless this battle's finally out. Munkee was chiling in Washington for the past week so this thing so it took a while to make this. So without further a due, here's the battle between beasts, SophisticatedShark versus Bantha117



Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy4XNdDKPCU



VS



BEGIN





SophisticatedShark: (starts at 0:21)
Looks like DWAS made a more bizarre competition than my battles

With this pristine prime predator against this chimp named after cattle

Cause this week is Sharknado’s, not some geek who jacks to Ringo

And you didn’t ship me with yourself but I’ll still gladly screw this dingo

You’re overrated and apeshit; slayed by your face of Frosty Flakes

You’re more basic and more achingly than those abrasive names you make

So write down how Jaws gorges this Curious George into your abhorred stories

I made more battles more badder and what exactly is sadder I don't need a pussy to write it for me

Bantha117:
If I wanted to face a fish, I would've asked for Whale.

This pale imitation Nail's a bigger fail than Shark Tale.

Sophisticated? Try Gentlesir, took Jorn McTip's fedora tricks.

Shamu's gonna have to move, bitch, make way for the bigger, quicker fish!

This basic Jason's hatin' cuz he's less in fame than J. Shin.

Vs the Munkee, you're a flunky. Sucks to be a failing Asian!

Am I in harm's way? False alarm (Yay!) Say, I'll beat you like it's SeaWorld.

Barkin' Sharky? Hark! A Barbie! Cast the weaker being seaward!

SophisticatedShark:
Whatever shit this baboon’s flinging is better than that crap he’s rappin

We’ll add your victory to the list of things that really wouldn’t happen

If Monkey See and Monkey Do, you would genuinely coherently rap

But it seems the only thing evolution left you competent enough was mod a chat

Bantha117:
When you said you wrote bad battles, man, I thought they'd be ironic,

But instead appears a geeky teen behind what seemed Byronic.

Bitch I rep the absurdly long ORR-BoU-DQ!

Tell mah Tigga to get ogre here. I'm serving shark BBQ.

WHO WON?

WHOEVER'S NEXT IS ARBITRARY, YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE

FOURTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNAAAAAAAMENT



Who Won? This joke isn't funny anymore Seriously these fucking polls are annoying, stop