User blog:Captain Warrior/Shoplifter - Killer The Cop. Episode 6

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Cast
Killer as the cop

Dragon as the store worker

Creepybacon as the shoplifter

Script
(it was a normal day at the store until someone named Creepybacon steals a Snicker bar without paying)

(Creepybacon grabs a Snicker bar)

(Creepybacon walks out of the store without paying for it)

Dragon:

Hey, you forgot to pay for that!

Creepybacon:

I know, and I'm not going to. *runs away*

Dragon:

You little bitch!

(Dragon calls the police and Officer Killer responds)

Killer:

Hello?

Dragon:

Killer-

Killer:

Oh good, for a second, I thought this was CW, but don't worry, Dragon, I know it's you. Anyways, carry on.

Dragon:

Okay, so there was this guy who grabbed a Snicker bar, and he didn't pay for it, which he knew, and then he just ran away.

Killer:

That dumb fucker! I'll be on my way, to see if I can find him.

Dragon:

Okay, see ya.

Killer:

Bye.

(Killer hangs up and gets in his car)

(Killer sees Creepybacon outside with his Snicker bar)

Killer:

I think that's him.

(Killer gets out of his car and heads toward Creepybacon)

Killer:

Excuse me, sir, but where did you get the Snicker bar?

Creepybacon:

I got it from over there. *points at Dragon's store* Plus, I didn't even pay for it.

(Creepybacon realizes that Killer is a cop)

Creepybacon:

Son of a bitch.

Killer:

You're coming with me.

(Killer takes Creepybacon to his car, and puts him in jail)

(Killer heads back to Dragon's store to return the Snicker bar that Creepybacon stole)

Killer:

Here's your Snicker bar back. *offers it to Dragon*

Dragon:

Thank you so much, but just put it in the candy bar shelf over there. *points to the candy bar shelf*

Killer:

Ah, gotcha. *puts the Snicker bar in the candy bar shelf* Well, I gotta go, see ya later, Dragon.

Dragon:

Bye.

(Killer leaves the store)

Dragon:

Such a nice guy. *sniffs*

(setting changes back to Killer's station)

Killer:

Seriously, why do so many criminals have to be so late on realizing that I'm a cop? Well, I'm just glad that is over. Now to watch some Picture Songs.