User blog:TheAssyrianAssassin1337/Assyrian Assassin Rap Battles 4: ERB vs Epic Rap Battles of History

gREETINGS oRIONAR11111

WELC. THIS RAP BATAL ARE eRB Vs EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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BEGIN!

eRB:

im beating you down wike i did wit dat twee.

I cannot teww a wie, you cannot beat me.

i was the fiwst pwesident of the united states

compawed to me you awen't dat gweat.

you can't teww a wie, but im honest abe

you chopped down a twee, but i fweed the swaves.

i've got an oscaw nominee named aftew me

you think you'we so gweat but you have wooden teeth

Epic Rap Battles of History:

Yo, Epic Rap Battles of history and I came to flow

deemed gay by michael bay and i boned till i stopped

im an emcee rapper but i get the feeling  i should pass it up to my man on eRB

eRB:

The US capitow is named aftew me

yes thats wight washington d.c

i am much bettew, much bettew by faw,

i wed the us to victowy in the wevowutionawy waw

fouw scow to zewo my favow that one victowee you weawwy should have savowed

wen it cums to ex pwesidents

im da fowteenth

and da bestest!

Epic Rap Battles of History:

Dis Raps for hire, I said stay back with the others

while i finish eRB like you finished the heroin joke

you ain't the danger to me eRB so rap all you want

ill watch you get murdered on my front lawn

HOW IS WINNED

HOW IS NECK'SD?

YOU'RE IS DECIDED.

ASSYRIAN ASSASSIN WAP BATTEWS.