User blog:JakeTheManiac/JakeTheManiac vs ERBofSmoshery. Seventh Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 1

Only halfway through the first round and there's literally one day left

come tf on, you guys

Anyway, here's Smoshery and I's contribution to the tourney that's already on life support. Excellent job, Kodi, and may the better man win. <3

The Beat
https://soundcloud.com/rap-beats/sftraxxcom-zipped-up-trap-gangsta-instrumental

(Jake starts at :25)

The Battle
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/d/da/7OWRT_v2_logo.png









JakeTheManiac
Don't drop the soap! This Prison Breakin’ dope's about to meet his asskicker

Put a Butcher against a Maniac and you're guaranteed a massacre

Short and boring best describes Kodi's tenure in this year's event

Step to a rap God and expect no mercy, so you better repent

I'll roast this Rasta bloke and break him bad enough to need some nurses

Leave his ass seeing red, like he was reading his fucking verses

I was finale bound while you lucked out then showed your talent's lacking

You vs Cyan was fine but the best part was when you stopped rapping

ERBofSmoshery:
Gonna claim this fame by maiming Maniacs till they’re ACTUALLY black!

Shitty raps, no sac, and can’t talk smack? I might just call you Jack!

Co-host puts himself with me? Ain’t calculus, but you’re fucking clueless!

“Help choose! Help write! Help research!” Am I battling Jake or Julius?

Trying for top blogs? Your shit’s barely reaching the Recent Activity!

Takes you a year and you still Pivot from any sense of creativity!

You’re an unspirited, derivative kid in a so-called adult’s skin!

But this battle’s like your relevance after Season 1...

FIN

JakeTheManiac
Sorry I dozed off from the bars I've heard for four years: it's all the same

You wanna talk no creativity? Have you even seen your damn name?

Or your series? Or your Twitter? Got anything that's not a bore?

No wonder you're in my mind! It's because you're clearly out of your's!

Smoshery's shown he doesn't know shit but here's the Thing most Strangest

You think I'm the one that's clueless? Newsflash: you idolize | a rapist!

My final thoughts are simple: Smosh got smashed as Jake destroyed

So I'm off to win this tournament; See ya later, Skaterboy!

ERBofSmoshery:
I’ve made impacts, average more edits a year than you’ve ever got!

Just give it 13 years and you might catch up! *click* Orrrr maybe not...

All that time without “The Wrestle” must’ve really took its tolls

You can’t fight for shit, at least you’re used to a blank space in the polls!

But these verses, didn’t you preview? Knew you loved mistakes, but fuck!

Last year had the luck, but even your teammate wouldn’t back you up!

Throwing this User out his Studio wasn’t the roughest feat for me!

You’ve been dropping from rock bottom since you flopped on SpongeBob Wiki!

WHO WON?? WHO'S NEXT?? DECIDE IN THE COMMENTS!!!

You should know the drill by now, asswipe