User blog:Teddyfail/Don't Shop Me Now - Queen Parody

What? A parody about Shop.

Why? Cause I want to.

And I took way too long to make this.

Don't Shop me now by Shop Written by Teddy Murcury

tonight im talking to myself on a live chat im sliverpie jurrassic wolrd is turning upside down im fucking around with stupidity so dont block me now dont block me cause im having a good time having a good time

i pointlessly edits all the page like the Devil defying the laws of this wiki im Dinowolf, Blue sky and Woody lightyear im gonna troll troll troll theres no stopping me

i play dumb, "shop? whos this guy?" two men at the same time thats why they call me shop and sliverpie im dr jykell and mr hyde i use small caps on every single word that i use

dont block me now im having such a good time im getting a block dont block me now if Wonder want to give me a bad time just give him a call

dont block me now (im bored and i need to waste time) dont block me now (these other accounts are mine) i dont want to sock at all... yeah

im asking people to go on to chat like the second Gir im casting god im out of control im from netherland i just like to troll i cant spell at all, im gonna oh oh oh oh oh expolde

i have tons of user socks yeah two hundred and three i got confused and edited the page of pies i do whatever that i like i post porn on eggplant wiki and gravy got me

dont block me dont block me dont block me hey hey hey

dont block me dont block me ooh ooh ooh (i like it)

dont block me dont block me have a good time good time

dont block me dont block me

ooh i stole from other wiki just copy and paste my reaction made froggy super mad im begging you to unblock meh im an admin and i just like to power abuse

dont block me now this cat right here is mine sliv don't have one at all dont block me now that youtube gonna proof that im fine just trust me bit more

dont block me now (back to the futures fine) dont block me now (indominus rexs fine) i dont wanna sock at all

Should I do more parody? Yes pls. Hell no. Stop. I would stab myself in the eye with a spork and shove it up my dickhole is you do another one. Ok I will stop Jesus calm down.