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He's not gonna make it! Damn it! Get me an ERBoWTF, STAT!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

CLEVELAND BROOOOWN!

VERSUS!

DAAAAVIS CLEVELAND!

BEGIN!

Cleveland Brown:

I don't like hitting children, but I'll Shake it Up to kick your ass,

I'm the most mellow black guy, and I got an awesome moustache!

You'll be in a wheelchair like Joe after this, but not at all cool,

Your rapping is as nasty as people peeing in the public pool!

Davis Cleveland:

Reppin' AWC, yeah, I'm gonna crush youm y'know?

I'll spin your ass off like this shit is the Cleveland Show!

Dunking your ass in sauce like my apples in McDee's, yo,

Are you gonna win? No no no no noooo!

Grover Cleveland walks out of the White House.

Grover Cleveland:

You little cunts! I was the President, I served two times!

Step to me and both your asses will be served two times!

I was the President! The head of the United States!

You just got served two times because I was the President!

The ground begins to shake as the city of Cleveland begins rapping.

Cleveland, Ohio:

How dare you all interrupt me when I want to masturbate?

I'm 1/50, because I am the best and most OG state!

I got tons of sports teams, so you can suck all my people's dicks!

The writer of this knows nothing on Cleveland, so... bricks!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

Who won? Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland