User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 4: HP Lovecraft VS Alfred Hitchcock

Welcome to the 4th Installment of Metal Rap Battles, I hope you enjoy~. Thanks to Coupe for making the Cover thanks a bunch man

Alfred Hitchcock:


Alfred Hitchcock presents this sad Goth getting beat

You have weird tales, I have cinematic feats

Your an amateur in horror stick with Astronomy

I'll royally serve this Edgar Allan Poe wannabee

You'll be having a nervous breakdown after I'm done with you

My Rhymes are a thriller while your works are nothing new

Your a scared author whose afraid to publish a story oh wow

How would your grandpa feel If he saw you now

H.P Lovecraft:
My dear Alfred I haven't seen material this bad since The Argosy

While you rush your films I write my stories tirelessly

I would rather call Cthulhu then call your Wife

You film what really goes on in my life

What kind of failure gets rejected for the military

Nobody watches your films while I changed Literature history

I expected more from a well rounded man like yourself

Fear is your new strongest emotion thanks to myself

Alfred Hitchcock:
Your stories are as creepy as your last name

I'll torture you more then the Red Hook this Isn't a game

I wont have to take 39 steps to kick your racist ass

What kind of weakling gets too sick to attend class

I have a Shadow of a doubt that you can possibly beat me

My Physco flow have eaten you like the birds don't you see

Call me your night terrors cuz they will never stop

Your rhymes are a bigger crash then your Wifes Hat shop

H.P Lovecraft:
I hate your movies more then I hate Mathematics

I make more frightening material in my Mothers attic

Your ego is twice the size of your weight

You losing to the master of darkness is your fate

The world has been hard to me, But It looks like your pampered

Your the Wrong Man to have challenged me, Are you feeling angered

Your having a pointless fight with a director better watch your behavior

Just like your Kidneys your disses are a failure

Who Won Alfred Hitchcock H.P Lovecraft