User blog:JKGame/Gilda vs Peter Griffin: My Little Rap Battles

Welcome again to a new installment of My Little Rap Battles.

This was supposed to be out a few days ago, but I was busy, so it was delayed.

Fun fact: This was originally going to be an off-season for Epic Rap Battles of The Universe, but now that this series is a thing, I can just plop this battle here instead.

Oh, and you most likely noticed that I made a cover. It's not that great, especially the logo, but I have no clue on how to make one. Keep in mind that there won't be covers for every battle after this.

Anyway, let's begin.

"Father and the main protagonist of the TV show Family Guy, Peter Griffin, and female griffon from the kingdom of Griffonstone, Gilda, battle against each other to see which jerkish "griffins" will come out on top."

Battle
MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!

GILDA!

VS!

PETER GRIFFIN!

BEGIN!

Peter Griffin:
It seems today that all we see are girls with anger issues like you!

Lucky there's this Family Guy here to teach you some good old-fashioned values!

Your only friend was done with you 'cause you were such a toxic friend!

Ooh! Did that make you mad? Go ahead and roar at me all you want!

Speaking of Dash, I know what's really going on between you two behind the scenes!

Wait, you got bullied when you were younger? Oh, the irony!

I acted less juvenile than you when I became Justin and lived his lifestyle

Man, this reminds me of the time I beat up that bully Kyle!

You know what really grinds my gears? This winged cat trying too hard to be cool!

Too bad it failed after that party the ponies threw made you look like a fool!

I'd Brush this Griffon Off, but this is gonna end like a fight with that giant, yellow bird!

Even the Trashmen would throw this surfin' turd in the bin since this bird isn't the word!

Gilda:
That verse was LAME, just like your entire show!

Don't mess with this griffon, or you'll end up like your friend Joe!

I'm half-eagle, half-lion, and also all awesome!

You get you and your family into a Quagmire after pulling some dumb stunt!

This dweeb's so stupid that he should just change his name to Petard!

Plus, your jokes make me gag like I took a whiff of your farts!

Sure, I'm not the nicest, but don't even try to pretend

That it's not mean purposefully shooting one of your best friends!

You were probably cool long ago, but now you get nothing but hate!

I bet the number of episodes you get isn't even close to your weight!

I'm surprised that you even have a wife, you Homer Simpson knock-off!

So go back to your face-shaped helicopter, and BUZZ OFF!

Peter Griffin:
Woah, calm down! I'm used to dealing with ugly insecure girls, for goodness sake!

Your rhymes are more tasteless than the griffon scones that you make!

I'm known to make people laugh and cry, you're known for making poor Fluttershy cry!

Even with your wings, you still can't be fly no matter how much you try!

You live in a sad excuse for a kingdom, and you can't even sing or party?!

Compared to your life, mine's freakin' sweeter than Pinkie Pie's pastries!

The last few decades called. They want their slangs and catchphrases back!

I hung out with Death and Jesus Christ himself! Try beating that!

Gilda:
This is your idea of good raps?! You must've spent too much time at the Drunken Clam!

How come king lame-o's still around? FOX made a mistake bringing back your program!

'Cause your show's such a flip-flop! Cool one episode and lame the next with pointless references!

You make fun of gay people, yet you're somehow alright with incest?!

I chose to save my friends over some treasure, you would've just went for the gold!

You're the patriarch of your family, yet the smart one's a dog and a one-year-old!

I'd rather watch the Cleveland Show! I'll make you groan in pain like you hurt your shin!

Learn to take "get lost" for an answer, 'cause this Griffin just got beat by a true griffon!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MY LITTLE-

(Gilda then cuts the logo in half with her claws and throws it out.)

AAH! MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Gilda Peter Griffin

Hints for the next battle
This battle's gonna be chaotic! A matchup that was suggested for Drakan's Cartoons vs History series, but he used one of the characters in a recent battle.

Opponents in need for hire
1. Granny Smith

2. MLP Pop Stars vs Real Life Pop Stars (The MLP ones are all set. I just need the real life ones. Michael Jackson is the only one I'm definitely having on that side. Bieber's iffy since a lot of Bieber jokes are now pretty old.)