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HELLO!

It is I, Hephaestus, sadly not in this season.

Next season though, and I will crush Will Smith! Again! God dammit…

Oh... and this is Awesome Rap Battle News, short and sweet! Hooray!

Season 3 news!
So, anywho, this next half of Season 3, if you can call it half, will consist of six GRAND SMACKING new battles. Is that the phrase? And I am here to inform you of them in the form of riddles. Who doesn't love riddles? Losers, that's who!

ARB #28:

-A truly tragic battle. Dead dogs, cousins, wives, you name it, these probably are in the tolls. These fate bound duos may be a bore in class, but in rap? Not so much.

ARB #29:

-Zeus vs Poseidon, the ultimate element battle. Don’t be so quick to judge it, we’re going Greek.

ARB #30:

-One is a tyrant with a wallet, the other a fisting professional. Both are important to childhoods. Lovely. For this one, the jungle comes to help!

ARB #31:

-Wild foals and electric men, these two more simple leaders are fierce examples of societies ruined.

ARB #32:

-One is a planet, the other is part of an equally famous group. Quite controversial musicians, something about them, often a mistranslation of their personality, is made key about them. Stay royal, my friends!

ARB #33:

-The finale, one club dukes it out to see who’s the best member. They’re also recruiting, but I doubt you want to join. Nothing against these great people, though!

What should you look forward to?

-2 remakes, 3 if you count one of a deleted battle

-A duo battle

-2 special guests

-A royale

-And a great conclusion to the first finished Season 3 in this series (hopefully)!

As for Season 4...
We're taking suggestions!

The first two battles will be with I and that one actor guy, and two... unique... actors. But other than that, it's in your guys's hands! The rules?
 * Nothing ERB has done, but someone who was in an battle is A-OK
 * No too obscure characters, I've learned from using them too often (Like Alucard vs Zoro, and Sanji as third party in the first one, what the fuck was I thinking)
 * No fictional unless they're from a major series (be it in popularity or historical impact, differs by genre of fiction)
 * No animals or monsters unless the monster is a specific creature and humanoid (Springheel Jack, Mothman, etc. ;))
 * No one who is an inanimate object
 * Nothing too stale! Also learned from that.
 * If more than a few people on here have done it already, unless I feel I can do it with my own special spin, I won't do it.
 * I have no general theme on characters, so any suggestion can work alright.

And thus...
That is all! See you tomorrow (the sexy beast who created this's birthday) for not only a romantic new battle, but a brand new Total Drama ERB! HEPHAESTUS OUT, BITCHES!

And Much A6, very Wow 03:36, June 12, 2015 (UTC)