User blog:Mortal5075/Serial Killers vs Cereal Mascots The Battles of Mortal's Boredoom

Well this was well delayed but ok. This is kinda a Christmas battle but not really, but Merry Christmas to whoevers reading this anyway. As always, shout out to @LeandroDaVinci for the cover



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'''H. H. Holmes- Brown '''



Ted Bundy - Blue 



Jack the Ripper- Grey '

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(00:21) Serial Killers
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<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-198a0840-2446-eb69-ae60-5d4d7314566a" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Welcome to the Serial world of human anarchy 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#b45f06;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You’re in my custody, fools, you will obey me, but expect to get paid less 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I’ll make you bleed Lucky, be the second Green River I’ll expose 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#b45f06;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">With my chemicals I’ll make you green, turn this Hulk Boulder smashed 

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(01:04) Cereal Mascots
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Turn all your raps into red green blue and purple 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Ted all your romance and booning round make me want to give you a therapy 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Your existence is like our back cover, a riddle, so let me give you a clue 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Don’t care how many killed, don’t interrupt my feast! '''

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Make like your victims and suck on Yabba Dabba Deez! '''

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(01:48) Serial Killers
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">My lines are so hot I will leave you wanting to call them 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#b45f06;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You get fooled by any disguise, well mine will leave you trembled 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Hello, I’ll save you from bankruptcy, now can I taste your pebbles? '''

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#b45f06;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">A battle with us is a fatal accident, let me collect the leftover insurance money 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#b45f06;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Welcome to the Hotel Hell, but you’re too sweet to dissolve, instead I’ll gas your bodies 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I got used to washing a ton of bones and skulls, so Freddy, hear me say 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">This is like your Pebbles Boulders, cause it’s the Garbage Day 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Just like all your cereal, I kill it only it the mornings 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">A woman screaming out of pain, not out her job, will be your only warning 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I’ll Jon LaFoot and boot this little virgin fake captain 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You can’t beat me, you don’t even have enough lines to keep me captive 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Look at me, when it comes to seducing women, I’m imperial 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#1c4587;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">While you wouldn’t even let Magnolia taste your milk and cereal 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#b45f06;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Even examining your dead raps will be too boring 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">But we just ripped you faster than you did to Captain Jolly                                                                            

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(02:31) Cereal Mascots
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#38761d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Tell your bleeding heart you’ll be seeing stars and horseshoes on this sight of clover and moons 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#38761d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The hourglass and rainbow are all equally fading all cause someone’s spilling red balloons 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Your only fame came from a fake letter, Jack, you ain't from hell 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The very next day you finally got pussy, from the stage you fell 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We’ll throw jack off the top, this is for kids, don’t make me sick 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">My rhymes are so thick they stay crunchy even in milk 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We post foods and happiness to world, and spit out raps Quaker than Oats 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Here’s a real hanger, Holmes, your main weapon had life saving goals 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#38761d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">And if I ever wanted to get another past successful man who now is dumped and lonely 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#38761d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I would use Bundy to advertise my deluxe raps (disses only!) 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I’ll homerun and punch out this wario greedy scammer, 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Turn your bodies into smashed berries, you can’t leave me glamoured 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We just killed three, might as well be called a real serial cast 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#674ea7;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Our raps are raw even without milk, it's something you can't mast 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">And we would happily let you join us, if you’ll break the leg fast 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#38761d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">But your ass is too overcooked to serve for breakfast 

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