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"Woof Woof! (Translation : Give me bacon and no ones gets hurt."

- My Dog

My favorite rap battles in order

 * Mario Bros vs Wright Bros
 * Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3
 * Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * Justin Bieber vs Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * Adam vs Eve
 * Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * Mozart vs Skrillex
 * Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * Rasputin vs Stalin
 * Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare
 * Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
 * Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
 * Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite
 * Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
 * Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
 * Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
 * Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
 * Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-il
 * Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2
 * Moses vs Santa Claus
 * Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
 * Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
 * John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
 * Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus

People who won (In my opinion)

 * John Lennon
 * Darth Vader
 * Abe Lincoln
 * Sarah Palin
 * Hulk Hogan and Macho Man
 * Ludwig Van Beethoven
 * Stephen Hawking
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Dynamite
 * Billy Mays and Vince Offer
 * Dumbledore
 * Dr. Seuss
 * Mr. Rogers
 * Christopher Columbus
 * Nice Peter
 * Darth Vader
 * Master Chief
 * Mario and Luigi
 * Michael Jackson
 * Cleopatra
 * Steve Jobs
 * Freddie Mercury
 * Abraham Lincoln, but between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, Mitt Romney
 * Doctor Who
 * Clint Eastwood
 * Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
 * Moses
 * Eve
 * Gandhi
 * Nikola Tesla
 * Babe Ruth
 * Mozart
 * Vladimir Putin, but between Rasputin and Joseph Stalin, Rasputin
 * Darth Vader and Boba Fett
 * Al Capone
 * Joan of Arc
 * Bob Ross
 * Muhammad Ali

Best quotes

 * 5. Mozart - "I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!"
 * 4. Napoleon Bonaparte - "I'll whip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue. You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!"
 * 3. Al Capone - "Tell South Carolina that Blackbeard got capwned!"
 * 2. Stephen Hawking - "There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!"
 * 1. Mario and Luigi - "Its-a me, Mario! And Luigi motha *ping*!"