User blog:MrAwesome300/Ralphie vs. Kevin. Epic Fan Battles of History CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

Hey, it's a new Epic Fan Battles episode! As Christmas season arrives, I decided to get two Christmas special characters to rap each other. I finally came up with Ralphie Parker, the BB gun hoping, bunny costume wearing main character from A Christmas Story, going up against Kevin McCallister, the clever booby trap setting main character from the first two Home Alone films.

EPPPPPPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY RALPHIE PARKER VERSUS! KEVIN MCCALLISTER! BEGIN!


 * Kevin: Christmas Eve on TBS always is the same
 * 24 straight hours of a nerd who wants a gun so he won't be lame
 * Your own teacher gave you a C minus, she gave straight A's to Rudolph and Snoopy
 * Ralphie, I triple dog dare you to make a better movie


 * Ralphie: Home Alone? More like forever alone, Richie Rich
 * Remember to watch your sequel, Lost in New York? Son of a bi**h!
 * Harry and Marv? Cartoon humor like Homer and Marge
 * So many brothers and sisters, Jon and Kate should your new parents in charge
 * Try to explain why you're left alone so much, your parents don't even want you around
 * You better watch out, you better not pout, because Ralphie and a Red Rider are coming to town


 * Kevin: A stupid BB gun ain't got nothing on my well set out traps
 * The mall santa saw your ugly face and you kicked you off his fat lap
 * Better hide before I upload pictures on the web of your bunny costume like a troll
 * You're a Nerd with a Foul Mouth while I'm an Angel with a Filthy Soul


 * Ralphie: The writers kicked you out of the 3rd movie because quite truthly, Culkin, you suck
 * I don't care how many times you've been left alone, nobody gives a...uh, fudge
 * Macaulay's a 20 something washed up nobody, with friends or any wife
 * I would like to imagine a world without Home Alone movies, man, wouldn't that be a wonderful life!

Who won? Ralphie Kevin