User blog:Hippie Rat/Phoenix Wright vs Atticus Finch

We're reading To Kill a Mockingbird in class so I spat this out.

Beat: http://youtu.be/kY9cRR729p4

Lyrics
Phoenix Wright:

This trial is now in session, so order in the court,

You got Trials and Tribulations, I bring Justice for All to exhort.

Esteemed prestige ace attorney of the modern day,

For rebel books I prefer the Hunger Games: Mockingjay.

My flow is sick, my rapping quick, but you're just too thick,

I stick like a Gumshoe, kick to the Dick.

You're a poor lawyer, an n-loving waste,

You didn't even win the Robinson case.

Atticus Finch:

To begin with, this case should never have come to trial,

I'll go right over there and smack that whack-ass hair back across the aisle.

Maycomb represent more than the blackmailers you fought,

Throw your buddies into it with some kind of Hamlet subplot.

You're at a loss for words and can't remember that it,

Was laced with mystery, confusion, and voodoo magic.

You used false evidence and you were laid off,

All your new problems stemming from your buddy, Kristoph.

Phoenix Wright:

Objection! Atticus, you don't want to step to this,

Everyone is Jim Crow racist, but you represent a rapist,

Just ask a modern-day feminist, they got all of the evidence,

And so it's left to this, arresting this and reading the Miranda list,

Shout you out like Heck the witness, held against in the court of justice,

Sink you lower than the Depression is, go ahead try to prove your innocence,

I see no high intelligence, in any of the Finches,

But when you burn a Phoenix, it rises from the ashes.

Atticus Finch:

You're the biggest fail to walk in Nine-Tails Vale, and you,

Had your first returning case as defending Shamu.

You didn't even stay the ace attorney,

Apollo serving Justice when you going off duty.

Your game has the verdicts but not the humility,

And so the jury finds Wright's wrongs and find you guilty.

I just served a Phoenix, word for word,

All that just To Kill a Mockingbird.

Poll
Who won? Phoenix Wright Atticus Finch