User blog:Wachowman/Parody 56 Weavile vs Espeon (Gandhi vs Martin Luther)

Connection with these 2 are 10/1@ would bang, such genius, and sorry Sceptile, I was gunna use you, it i always promised Espeon and Weavile a parody, maybe one day.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ESPEON

VS

WEAVILE

BEGIN

Weavile verse 1
You wanna challenge me? Who's the best Pokemon, bitch!

I joined the wiki first, how will you face up to this.

Went out with NF, then left for a while,

Raps will Burn you so hard, Super Effective like Sceptile!

Everything you've done, I've done it first!

You were not the first pokemon, but you're surely the worst.

Keep your thoughts in your mind like the real Eeveelution,

Now don't think you're gunna overcome this intrusion.

Espeon verse 1
I'm the queen of this wiki, from Nikki to Sierra,

Not known, not active, but I'm still making fun of ya.

Make you bow down to me, like you did to Wachowman,

And thank Scraw-almighty you won't troll again.

I admit, the fact, that you joined before I did,

But god forbid the wiki gets another kid.

With you treating girls like shit, and always putting boys in,

My raps are so deadly, might as well, be Poison.

Weavile verse 2
Don't think you're ahead, just because you're a female,

You're just Psychic, time for Dark types to prevail.

Like Sierra and NF, the same advice is on,

Females are never, fit to be mod.

Espeon verse 2
I've got more wiki fame, the boys drool over me here,

I'd fight you in a rematch, but you'd be gone for a year.

Wanna-be Lak, we got more beef than ghost and Tauros do,

But I'm about to release my hidden ability on you.

Weavile verse 3
I'm almost thinking about us being friends,

I'm resisting that because, I think you're actually a man.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *multiple math questions are shown*

....HISTORY

Who Won? Espeon Weavile