User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Canada

Breaking news! Nice Peter is CANADIAN! This obviously proves that not everything Canadian sucks balls, because Nice Peter is obviously epic.

In other news, Canada is a country full of friendly people, with a few exceptions.

Other facts about Canada include that it is full of beavers, beleavers, beaver fans, and stupid girls.

This has been Scrawland Scribblescratch for an important report on Canadian demographics.

Signing off, Gallion Guy. See you next time for an extremely important report on Mexico here on ERB News. It's 4:00. Do you know where your rappers are?