User blog:Jella141/The Avengers vs Justice League - Historical Epic Rap Battles (HERB) Season 1 Premiere.



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE AVENGERS

VS

JUSTICE LEAGUE

BEGIN!

The Avengers (Captain America):

Avengers Assemble! We'll make these weak superheroes tremble.

The name's Captain America, the ultimate soldier, and the US flag is what I resemble.

This group of losers think they can beat The Avengers?

You better go back to where you came from before we make you surrender.

Why does the leader of your group dress like such a goth?

Hiding out in his little bat cave while Robin jerks him off.

You guys act all tough, but you're just a bunch of wannabes,

I'll knock you out with my shield, now go ahead and Just-ice Leave.

Tony Stark:

The name's Tony Stark, but you probably already knew that.

I'm a multi-billionaire playboy, you can't beat us, that's a fact.

I better suit up to fully dish out my sweet raps,

JARVIS, please suit me up.

JARVIS:

Yes, sir.

Iron Man:

Thank you, time to make these super-jerks collapse.

I'm the greatest emcee that any man has ever seen,

Spitting lyrically fast rhymes against your puny little team.

I could keep on rapping and diss you even more,

But I've gotta pass the mic on to my main man Thor.

Thor:

I just beamed in from Asgard, ready to take on all of you fools,

I'm the son of Odin, and I brought my hammer, it's time for a duel.

Your whole team has the worst goddamn powers.

Aquaman controls fish, while the Flash can just run for hours.

I control thunder and lightning, I'll strike you with my bolts,

We are the more superior team, so we win by default.

Hawkeye:

Yo, Hawkeye here to spit some dope rhymes.

Mess with me and I'll shoot you with my arrows a couple hundred times.

Black Widow:

I'm the mother fucking Black Widow so give us everything you got,

You don't wanna piss me off or you'll end up getting shot.

Bruce Banner:

You won't like me when I'm angry, I get big and turn green.

But I'll have to take that option to beat the fucking Justice League!!!

[Banner transforms into Hulk]

Captain America:

Like I said before, there's no way you can defeat our crew.

We are Earth's Mightiest Heroes and we will end you.

Justice League (Batman):

Yo, Captain Asswipe, we'll destroy your whole team.

I'm the Dark Knight, bitch, my rhymes will make you fucking scream.

I'll batarang you in the face, you're a disgrace to the entire human race.

TO BE CONTINUED

P.S. Sorry if this is really shit, it's still in the process of being written and a lot of the lines are probably gonna be changed cause they suck. Please don't hate. I'm normally good at writing rap battles but this one has been pretty hard to write. Anyways, I hope you at least liked a bit of the rough draft.