User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.46: Robbie Rotten vs Bill Clinton

Oh shit, Season 4 too soon?

Well Sega's dropping bombs, so you best go hide in your bedroom.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ROBBIE ROTTEN

VS

BILL CLINTON

BEGIN!

Robbie Rotten

It's the master of disguise facing off against a discount Cosby.

Bill, your inauguration was like watching a fucking Nazi.

I be cooking by the book, you can call it gastronomy.

Are you a pirate, because you stole America's economy.

Can't you afford retirement, is the Clinton foundation broke again?

Your health care act was a big failure and your gunlaws were insane.

Just because you are in power doesn't mean you get 3 wishes.

While I dominate lazytown, you are stuck between two bushes.

Bill Clinton

Let me just say, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

But I wished I had then, I could have give her some wood, man.

Go back to your town of lazy people, I heard you got hypersomnia.

But the rhymes I'm dropping are harder than the ones in Yugoslavia.

I was in the oval office before you were on TV, changing America,

I'm a man on a mission, making up fake laws using the esoterica.

You are a man just trying to get in bed with a hunky Sportacus.

While I'm protecting America from Mexico, installing a portcullis.

Robbie Rotten

Ha ha ha, you call that a verse? That was worse than your time in office.

No-one should trust you as you raised taxes just so you could make a profit.

You looking for a job? Dodgy Bill, find my disguises in the black Friday sales.

You are losing Bill, why don't you delete this battle, like your wife's emails.

Bill Clinton

Second term bitch! I'm coming back harder than you hitting Stephanie's ass.

Robbie, your Stingy, your selfish. But you can't touch me, I'm first fucking class.

Your crazy, inventing things just like the trash blaster, soccerbot and a baby ray gun.

You may have had a dream team, but are you a real villain because I am number one.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

