User blog:Loygansono55/Watermelon vs Coconut - Epic Rap Battles of Food Season 2 Ft. Four4

This week's Epic Rap Battles of Food guest stars Four4 as Coconut, despite my pleas for him to rap as Watermelon. Please leave suggestions for battles in the comments. Anyways, enjoy!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

WATERMELON!

VERSUS!

COCONUT!

BEGIN!

Watermelon:
Alright, Coconut, get ready to die!

Why? Because I said so, that's why!

You must be a fan of Call of Duty, because your raps really suck,

I know I haven't heard you yet, but I don't fucking give a rat's ass!

I just learned how to ride a bike, beat that, man,

And I also broke my uncle out of jail, ooooh,

So let's see how you cope against my pink insides,

I can't think of anything else to say just now, so your turn!

Coconut:
You're coco-nuts to think you can beat me, you fool ,

I'm a solid competitor and you aren't very nice or cool,

I'm like a hairy bowling ball, and your pattern is fugly!

People say that you're also ugly,

I'm as hard as a rock, like when I penetrated your mother!

So suck my coco-nuts you fucker!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Yeah, I made the same pun twice but I'm still a lyrical genius ,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Lel fag, I bet you don't even have a penis!

<font color=#008000>Watermelon:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I am a fucking boss at Magic: the Gathering,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">And you are just full of disgusting milk,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I will beat you, cause watermelon!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">You just be a crime-committing felon!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">You penetrated my mother? Well that makes two of us!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I bet you can't even swim, loser,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I'm like a super awesome fruit, you're just a kaput ganut,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">And also... damn it! I can't think of anything again!

Coconut:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Hahahahahahahahahaha! You make me laugh!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Because you're so round and green and bad and full of seeds and smelly and gross!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I conquered trees and kill monkeys because I'm so hard,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">You're not, you tard, I can drink at bars and drive cars,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Feel the wrath of Coconut, as I am a fruit and very tasty,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">You're bland and taste like water, so that's why you're Watermelon!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I'm covered in hair like Alison Brie's testicles,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">And I can be added to smoothies to make them taste even better, although they are delicious without me!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">WHO WON?

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">YOU ORDER!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

Who won? Watermelon Coconut