User blog:Stofferex/Rap Rat vs Vanilla Ice- WTFRBoW

Welcome to the First installment of WTF Rap Battles of...whatever. Yeah, thats the official title. Blaze it fggt. The first out of 10 episodes. Yaaaay...whatever.

Anyways, today we got the BEST RAPPER OF ALL TYME YO, VANILLA ICE, versus the creepiest motherf*cking rat ever (I was forced to say this cuz he won't stfu about it) RAP RAT!

We have a guest writer for this battle. Who is it? Well none other than JACOBSZ as Vanilla Ice!!!!!

The battle
W T F RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!

THAT CREEPY F*CKING RAT WHO RAPS

VS

MACKLEMORE WITH SUB ZERO'S POWER!

LET'S A GO BRO!

Rap Rat:
They call me Ra-Ra-Rap Rat, I rip off your turtles

I'm so scary I made you wet yourself, call me Squirtle

I'm a rat thats scary, so you should shut your mouth

You're not "ice" you're mean, thats what you're songs are about

Your rhymes are cheesy and you haven't even rapped yet

A curse on your life is all that you get

You're Macklemore, I'm a rat and you're like a ca-no a sissy

Did I mention I'm scary because I am you little PUSSSSYYYYYY

Vanilla Ice:
They call you Ra-Ra-Rap Rat? Well call me suicidal

Cause when I heard your verse I went and jacked it to the Bible

What the hell is wrong with you? I don't like your lyrics

And by the way, Rap Rat, I'm the best man in the business

Now I'm gonna fast rap, turn you into a log

Wait, I can't fast rap, this beat's too slow, dawg

I gotta clear my throat, like that Jacob asshole

ECH-HEHEHEM, you're a stupid asshole

Rap Rat:
You dislike my lyrics? I don't give a duck cuz I'm a rat

thats scary, you're something I don't like, like a hat

I'm a scary rat and I'm gonna give you an dangerous cough

Oops too late, see how dope my lyrics is? Oops I guess not

I'm a scary little bastard thats on a roll dawg, blaze it faggot

And BTW, your breath, do you walk around and eat maggots?

Cuz I'm a sauce bawse on the mic, you're like a tinker bell fairy

What the heck a stupid LITTLE fairy, but I'm a rat…

YOUR NAME IS LARRY!

Vanilla Ice:
No, dawg, that ain't true, my name's Vanilla Ice

When you hear the rhymes I spit, you'll be like… nice

I'll mess you up, straight up, piss in this cup

Do you fap to MLP? Ha, eeyup

You're gay, you won't have it any other way

Tell your friend Suicide Mouse that you're gay

Fuck you, a fast rap

You're full of ass crap

I'm gonna pwn you

Like I'm Stallone, foo

Make your ass bleed, bitch

You're an ugly green witch

Like that bitch from the Wizard of Oz

Vanilla Ice, yeah, I'm your final boss

Let me slow down, real slow, watch this, bitch

This dumb rat is at the top of my hit list

I like Verizon, got a phone, call me maybe

What's frozen, frozen, newborn? Ice Ice Baby

Ooooooooh!

WHO KICKED WHO'S ASS?!

YOU F*CKING DECIDE

WTFRAPBATTLESOF...*sigh* whatever

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