User blog:Orange nightmare/Ansel Adams vs Peter Parker

Welcome to the third battle of Nightmarish Rap Battles of Orange, thanks to all those who are following this series. With a lot less of a gap than between the first two battles, here is the battle of photographers with strenuous methods, and such. It is Peter Parker, also known as the Amazing Spider-Man, against Ansel Adams, one of the most famous photographers around.

NIGHTMARISH RAP BATTLES OF ORANGE!

Peter Parker!

Versus!

AAAAANNNSELLL AAAADAAAMSSS!

Peter Parker:
It's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man painting this picture

Of a man on such a high horse this fall won't measure in Richter

I'm a legitimate hero, you exploit nature like a villain

Your photos worth zero whilst JJJ is paying me a killing

I've fought Rhinoceros more high-tech than you, you Dyke

This Spider's a Slayer like the mech, so go take another hike

You'll die quicker than your foray into pianism

Because I needn't manual photoshop for theatricism

Ansel Adams:
Silence, you dunce, I'm undeniably the king of my art

You're as defunct as pictorialism and rotten to the heart

It's a jest that one could ever call 'this adrenalin junkie "amazing"

Now know that you will surely fall, just like in a high school hazing

I pushed aside the criticism that called photographs an artistic sham

You lost your friends in a schism of identities un-Superior and canned

You're heading into a darkroom where you won't find success

Because this Zone's System is one that you should not test

Peter Parker:
Ooh, big Shocker, you're feeling all smug and self-obsessed

You're off your rocker, to that even Doc Samson would attest

With my feats I'm like a Hulk, you're trapped under my fandom's bulk

Why don't you run off and sulk before to another couple's house you skulk

Ansel Adams:
These baseless accusations are paltry, my mind is right as rain

Turned into Ham but remind me of poultry, scared out of your brain

No boasts about science? Now that is one thing entirely out of character

Your images are styleless. Words have done more than sufficed to beat this caricature

Who Won?

Who Won? Peter Parker Ansel Adams

Who's Next?

YOU DECIDE!

(This battle was somewhat suggested by Voice, who suggested I put Peter Parker against a famous photographer)