User blog:Patts9009/Buffy vs Blade --Epic Patts Battles of History

EPIC!!

(Buffy had finished killing another vampire when a figure jumps out and killes the one behind her.)

PATTS!!

BATTLES!!

(She turns around and sees it's a figure with the hood up.)*

OF!!

HISTORY!!

(The figure lowers it's hood and it's revealed to be Blade)

BLADE!!

(He reaches to pulls out his gun but then thinks of a better solution.)

VS!!

(He opens his mouth but Buffy cuts him off and starts rapping)

BUFFY!!

BEGIN!!

Buffy:
Welcome to the Tomb of Dracula, your final resting place.

Quit hiding in the shadows, and show your pitiful face.

I’ll beat you so bad that you’ll never Walk again in Day.

Those screams you cause are only from your movie in play.

That group of yours is a cheap knock off of Darkstalkers.

You think you're tough? Hah, you're one of the weak talkers.

I bet that Cullen could even fight better than you.

But the Dawning of your Twilight Zone is overdo.

Blade:
Your sister dear is a wannabe Daphne Blake.

And the originality of your show is quite fake.

Just a mid Season replacement for Savannah,

While my movie visits Boston to Transylvania.

I'm the true Vampire Slayer, making fame.

Seeing your efforts, you'll lose this slaying game.

Don't worry Summers, this will be your Fall.

Because I promise you, you'll be dead after all.

Buffy:
That Ultimate Alliance is dying down to a weak Treaty.

You lost to Zombies, how do you think you can beat me.

After this beating, I'll leave you officially Undead Again,

You're fame-seeking; you tried to steal from Spider Man.

the Sins you commit are worse than ones of your Father.

Seeing as you're born in a whorehouse, why should I bother?

In a Vampire Slaying School, you'd be the first to flunk.

You're a typical Detroit stereotype, a dumb black steroid Junky.

Blade:
You're another example of a Teenage Dirtbag,

That's based on what the CoD on your Toe Tag.

A little blonde girl killed in an alley, am I right?

Knowing you, your girp isn't the only thing tight.

What's with your episodes, they're like your lines.

They make no sense, you could have taken time.

You let evil fuck the scale after resurrection one.

But Winter is coming, so Summer is officially done.

WHO WON??

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!

Who won? Buffy Blade