User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh's rap battles hulk hogan vs captain america

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JOSH'S RAP BATTLES!

CAPTAIN AMERICA

VS

HULK HOGAN!

BEGIN!

Cap
it's to get rid of the hulkster who is way past his prime

i know i need to repect my elders but i think it's now time,

you turned to the dark side then went back to it look at that lawsuit

because of that little incident i am afraid i will have to take you in

because your fame is wearing thin

Hogan
well let me tell you something america your about to go bam bam,

cause you are cruisng for bruising when i put you in a body slam,

your a terrible superhero you couldn't even kill red skull,

to me that is really dull,

your just a superhero for children to shop for toys in the mall,

now watch me get the leg drop on ya and cause your fall,

but you already did it for me when you turned out to be a hydra agent

Cap
Hey now hulkster that is too far your goign to jail,

in this batttle you are goign to fail,

your fighting is like you stories fake,

your too old for wrestling your balding like milkshake,

i will throw my shield at you but that would be a mistake,

Hogan
enough talking cap cause your starting to bore me,

now come at me son it will ensure my victory,

your going off the deep end like a guy dressed a banana,

so why don't you go back to your cabana,

i am gonna freeze you in a block of ice  hope you enjoy it,

then i am pick you up and salm the remains in toilet,

i won this battle captain you are dying ounce again,

cause ounce again even though i'm retired i can kick your ass over and over again

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXY

YOU DECIDE

STAY TUNED *FIREWORKS THE APPEAR THAT SPELL HAPPY FOURTH* FOR JOSH'S NEXY RAP BATTLE!!