User blog:Stofferex/Stoff Rap Battles- with Howard the Duck

"Why do you let him lick you like that? Gross..."

Oh hello, didn't notice you there. My name is Howard, and I'm a duck. Yeah I'm kind of a big deal. I'm best friend with super heroes like Spider-Man and Captain America and I also had a own movie and made a cameo in a movie (not as great as mine) which could Stan Lee jealous. Ha! I made a funny.

Anyway, now that we know each other let's get down to buissness. So I got this job to tell you some news, updates and stuff about this mediocre rip off of the internet show "Epic Rap Battles of History" called...uhm...seriously? Well, ok then...I guess...



Well if we can forget that the name is freaking generic and unoriginal, then it got some pretty stuff going on like...battles and...yeah, that's pretty much about it. Freaking battles, SO SHUT THE DUCK UP!

Now I'm probably not allowed to do this...buuuuuuutttt if you know me, I don't give a duck so... here's some hints:



Not enough ey? Then how about these lines from upcoming battles?:

"I’ll rip off that pen mustache from your lip to write this

''”A***** getting defeated by this pedopile? Now thats a ”plotwist”''"

"Better bake your own grave, you're Sugarcube cornered, nowhere to run

I’ll pull out my gun, I aim to kill, now thats what I call fun"

Well that's all I guess for now, so I'll see ya in my next big flick. And tell that other duck, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!