User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 3: Katana vs Samurai Jack



Welcome to the 3rd installment of DC Rap Battles of History. For this battle, we go to the Eastern Hemisphere as Katana faces Samurai Jack. By the way, some of the lines may rhyme better if you read them with a stereotypical Japanese accent :P

Battle


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Begin!!!

Katana
I call myself Katana, and to meet you is an honor

But after this battle is over, you’re a goner

As a child, I studied the martial arts with my father

So I can tear apart all of my rivals like cannon fodder

Why bother? Do you wish to stab yourself in the chest?

Put this battle to rest, I assure you that this is no jest

Whatever you attempt in combat will prove to be feeble

I know every one of your useless techniques; water beetle

You are a noble man, and we both hail from Japan

Therefore you must understand the standards of our great land

However I won’t back down, for even the Yakuza fear me

Don’t worry about the past, because I’ll erase your history

Samurai Jack
It is shocking to see that in the span of three centuries

Young warriors have become brazen and reckless, such heresy

Tell me, if you are as honorable as you claim to be

Why did you do nothing while a fire killed your family?

Disgraceful, the way you carry yourself is shameful

Keep that mask on, because the path ahead is painful

You’re nothing more than an outsider taking orders from a Bat

The snake knows how to make prey of any wandering rat

You lack the understanding, so let me explain to you Tutso

Each samurai should value the way of the warrior; bushido

You were born in Japan, but have now become a westerner

What can you accomplish against the son of an emperor?

Katana
You carry yourself in high regard, but I’ve connected the dots

Your encounters are easy since most of your enemies are robots

That must explain why you find Aku difficult to defeat

You failed finish him off, and now he returns every week!

You call me dishonorable, but there is no greater shame,

Than a samurai, who cannot remember his own name

Samurai Jack
AKUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Now you’ve angered me, but I feel no urge to attack

I have already fought and contained my angry half

He who runs with aggression, walks without dignity

Thanks to your pace, you have sealed my victory

You seemed worthy, but now I am bored

Like Da Samurai, you’re not worthy of my sword