User blog:Panchamp98/Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Literal Review: Randy Cunningham VS Kick Buttowski

Randy:
Randy Cunningham about to kick your ass, end of story,

Alright lets go

'''Suburban Daredevil? more like a Gay Tony.'''

''so Kick is a GTA character... makes sense''

I will kick your Buttowski and that’s all i have to say,

thank you for your words of wisdom, now please, do get the hell out

I won’t let you find the treasure of dead man dave.

well you go and do that, k?

There will be nachos but not in your fucking mouth,

nackos + not in mouth = not  relevant in this battle

'''Your show is cancelled? well i’m out.'''

out of raps? can I leave now?

I will break your skateboard to make you really sad,

you go and break his skateboard, I'll just watch from a far

And at the end, I will also break your helmet hat.

dafuq is a helamt hat?

Kick:
<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Gonna ride my skateboard till you surrender,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">cuz' leaping off of ramps and doing 360s will make him surrender

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">gonna beat you in the battle in the middle of the center of the earth,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''wait... so theres a battle in the middle of the center of the earth? so whats the middle of the center- fuck it this is a SToC battle''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Brianna’s gonna kick your ass,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">yeah, cuz' Brianna is SO revelant in this battle

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you became a ninja with a ninja disease pass.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''oh man I want that disease! do I get a free smoke bomb?''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">My show got cancelled cause of your stupid shit,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">so in otherwords: "RAGE QUIT!"

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Gonna kick or treat your ass now go and sit.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">that moment where grammar structure ruptures your brain waves making you balnk out for an hour

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">look at my hot rhymes and my skateboard moves, you’ll get ranted,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">here's how we could have improved htis line: no fucking way possible

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Even though I am 10 years old, you will get faceplanted!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">''so a 10 year-old is rapping against a 9th grader... he has some major balls''

Randy:
<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Go in your fucking room and make out with your fatass friend,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">that fatass friend is most likely Meat

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">you think you’ll live forever well this is the end.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">YESH, finally the battle is over

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">'''Surrender, forever, you’ll win? probally never,'''

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">well this is a good line, somewhat, this line rhymes together

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">They call you kick because you are a waste of fucking liver!

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">kick = liver cuz' FUCK LOGIC

Kick:
<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Calm down, dude, and watch my sweet ass moves,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">i'd rather watch YOUR shit moves then listen to this battle

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Seriously make yourself smooth cause I've got the groove.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">there is no way you can make a human being smooth unless you were to flatten them

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">This battle is over, still think you’re better than me,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">YAY, and ye, he still probably does

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">And in case you didn’t know my name is Kick Buttowski.

<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">initiate You Don't say here

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<p style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">So that was fun and this was my second literal, I had more fun with this than the first one