User blog:Iamthelegion/Batman vs James Bond 1

Yeah. I know. Batman vs Bond 1 implies more. 9 more in fact. LET'S GO!

James Bond:
The name's James Bond, 007

Cap you right here, send you to heaven

The action hero to take this Dark Knight

No matter who won the cowl, they'll be in fright

I'm a suave spy, beat you like Injustice Gang

Shoot you in the face, so aim that Batarang

At least I had a Spy who Loved me

Just like Dr No this will end in your defeat

Looking badass, drinking martinis just shaken

Just like against Bane you'll be breaking

This will end just like Quantam of Solace

I'll be able to walk away with malice

Now watch the Skyfall from above

As I pwn you from From Russia with Love

Batman:
Really double O seven, I'm the Dark Knight

I don't scare easy, my shadow causes fright

Batarangs knock guns out of the hands of whole gangs

So do whatever you want, I'll punch you with a Bang

Speaking of the cowl, there are more ladies under it than with Bond

After I beat you up like Amygdala I'll snap you like a frond

My Rogue's Gallery can actually do jack

You had about three enemies not on crack

Now let the audience feel the thrill

As they realise the have A View to a Kill

James Bond:
We all know you don't kill Batsy, right

Broke that rule once and was blown up by Darkseid

Even after everything the Joker did you still would save him

I'd cap him just like the Punisher, you gotta be dim

Because I've got a limitless Licence to Kill

Queen went Green Lantern, because he has will

SO Batman run back to your Sinestro Corps

Or I'll give you to SInestro as a corpse

Who could be scared of a man who won't do anything

How do you even get a basic canary or stoolie to sing

After this battle, I'll Die Another Day

But you? Your doom is right now, today

Batman:
And I thought you would've run back to Q

Most people unders5and I'm doom, but not you

You even know I survived a direct Omega Beam

Not to mention I withstand bullets like no-ones seen

I'm in every person's dream in one way or another

When I lost my parents, I took Alfred, you had a bad figure for a mother

I leave Poison Ivy and Catwoman wondering if delight or doom

When I break into their lair and sneak into their room

You know like Ernst you had no chance in a battle

So prepare for me to blast you back to the Casino Royale

Who Won Round 1? Bond Batman

You want to see round 2? Yes Maybe