Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 70/@comment-208.114.92.137-20170103073124/@comment-24328089-20170103081422

1. Hmm... Dead bodies I guess. You could like... stand on them.

2. A cat, that way it's easier to get rid of.

3. Future is uncertain, but past is shitty. I'll say future, because it's only gotten pretty much better in the last few thousand years, so I'll assume it continues to get better.

4. Chocolate that tastes like crap

5. Underweight. Easier to go back to normal.