User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 11: Mello vs Near

Hello welcome to another Metal Rap battle, I hope you enjoy~

Near:
Hello Mello it seems you're stupid enough to face me

I mean compared to me, of course you'll feel Inferiority

We could have beaten Kira together if you didn't die like a fool

You could try actually being a detective, instead of being a tool

My Legendary talent keeps on flowing, That's why I'm named River

You're a cocky Mafia failure, while I'm a giver

My Superior. Powerful. Killer lines will make yo ass flat

Hey Mihael your chances here were shot more then Matt

Mello:
Gah!! It seems I'm facing the kid who wants to be L

When you step up to me and my gang, you'll face true hell

Your disses are softer then the leather I wear all the time

You've always been number 1, but not in this battle of rhyme

I made a Shinigami do my bidding, Your Spk team does everything for you

Hiding behind your Computers and playing with toys is all you do

Just admit it Nate you would have never caught Kira without me

Face it kid after this verbal beating you'll have a bloodier death then Mikami

Near:
You may be older, but your acting like the child

Try acting chill, calm, and mello, Instead of being wild

This prodigy of the Wammy House will knock you down like a stack of Dice

When you make the mistakes you have made, of course you'll pay the price

You'll always be a Zero who got killed by a pawn of Light

We all know Brains trumps brawn in this lyrical fight

Even the whole house and Roger know I'm worthy of L's place

My disses will scar you worse then that Explosion did to your face

Mello:
Oh wow those rhymes were as strong as your social skills

I'll do anything to solve a case, while you're too soft to kill

Aw you couldn't go on a plane by yourself, can you even be a bigger pussy?

Even the other kids at the Orphanage didn't like you, can't you see?

My flow is sweeter then Chocolate and I actually get shit done

It doesn't take extensive research to know that I've won

Of course I expected awful rapping from a kid, I would prefer facing Matt

You're so awful that even our creator says you're an annoying brat

Who Won Near Mello