User blog:101927700x/Ronald Reagan vs Karl Marx

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

KARL MARX!

VS!

RONALD REAGAN!

BEGIN!

REAGAN:

Dude, you're the founder of Socialism,

Eventually led to Stalinism,

A third war nearly started due to you,

I'm glad that I won't have to listen to those dead rhymes from you!

I'm the coolest American president of all time!

Your face is the hariest thing since Sublime!

Oh look, it's nearly time,

For you to hilariate me with your stupid rhymes!

But before you start,

You smell like a fart,

The Soviet Union never liked your art!

How about I drag you away in a 1991-wheeled cart?

Marx:

Hey there, you capitalist pig!

For your grave, a hole I will dig?

Actually, nevermind, your life was not worthy,

Dude, I never got to play Kirby!

Reagan:

Kirby was Japanese, you commie idiot!

To your Kong I will Diddy it!

But, you're an ugly chivyit!

I'm out of here, Lickety-Split!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!