User blog:Mortal5075/Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon Musk Epic Rap Battles of Mortality

Hello there. This is quite unexpected I know but I decided to follow the hints and make my own Zuck vs Musk before I see the ERB version. I really liked the matchup and enjoyed both characters so I'll see how I did. No fucking joke I literally saw the audio as it came out, freaked out because my battle was still unfinished and fucking Sonic'd it to shit so I will not be accused of stealing ERB lines and the joke that I did this before ERB will still work. Well I didn't steal or get influenced by any lines so good for me. Enjoy it never the less.



Mark Zuckerberg:
When either wrecking Union Busters or running servers, I am the mod

You’re a ten out of ten? Well cracking 10s is my job

You think you are untouchable, but let me ask you a question

Why are you spending millions to make a live action Jetsons?

I’m building a world for everyone, you’re building a Uber

I may be Jesse Eisenberg but you are the worse Lex Luthor

And the same price that you paid for sinking Tesla beyond repair

Is the same price for Joe Rogan’s blunt: $420 per share

Elon Musk:
It's dangerous to be in my flames, boy, unless you like fun

A message comes when I make friends? My inbox should be overrun

Cause when it comes to true success, Elon Musk sees no limits

You had to download two more apps just to deliver me those lyrics

I’m the Rocket Man out of my fuse like Elton John had sang me

In both marriage and the market, I am simply dominating

Even in bed I am profitable, one single night and I made triplets

So you know that when the musk aims, the musk never misses

Mark Zuckerberg:
I don’t need Facemash just to see which one of us spits hotter

You only profit the rich millionaires and Green Card holders

Got Futurama travel pods and Star Wars rockets, you rookie

The only one I’ll trust to run SpaceX is Jason Voorhees

Distancing yourself from family every time they start buzzing

But to me it seems tight, your dad has sex with your cousin

I’ll put Elon in the recycle bin so he will truly know his place

But how come you weight only 1kb but take so much space?

Elon Musk:
With programmers like you, the AI future is harmless

Cause if a robot learned from Facebook, it would specialize in cat memes

I spent my life cleaning space away and shooting down all that I find radical

Including satelites you built so you can have Facebook even in wrecked hole of Africa

Your lazy ass won’t make a day if you lived from my perspective

No need for Ambien at night, your rapping seems much more effective

Whatsapp and Insta pulled away once you’ve meddled with their stories

Cambridge will block me once I’m done destroying you? Worth it.

Mark Zuckerberg:
Twice divorced from Talulah, that's just a friendship never saved

Maybe your pod was just too useless for navigating round her caves

You won’t be fly even in 25, climb in your rocket and say goodbyes now

Cause I sent your friends a smiley gif to inform I’ve pulled the Musk down

Elon Musk:
You idolize a ruthless leader, but just by looking at your feed

You’re more like Augustus Gloop but with 20 times more greed

How do you feel about this diss? Happy, Angry or just Pissed?

Go add a “faceless zombie” emote and react with it on this

I've done this in two fucking days lmao