User blog:Iliketrains455/ILT's Amazing Rap Battles 3: Professor Layton vs Sherlock Holmes

Welcome to the third installment of ILT's Amazing Rap Battles!

This battle has private detective Sherlock Holmes rapping against renowned archeologist and video game series main character Professor Layton.





ILT’S AMAZING RAP BATTLES!

PREFESSOR LAYTON!

VS!

SHERLOCK HOLMES!

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Professor Layton:

Hello Sherlock, aka drug user my lines to you will be a big bruiser Puzzle and mystery, that what I’m about. With all that cocaine in you you’re sure about to pout I have three books, multiple games, I’ve got it all with all that media you have, pretty soon you’re gonna fall I’ve sold 15 million copies in 8 years, with so many books and you not dead, I almost shed some tears. There’s no way I can be beat by a man who does what you do. A gentleman never leaves a puzzle unsolved. Except you.



Sherlock Holmes:

Are you serious? You’re actually rapping? (Yes…) You’re a little cheap character on the 3DS! Sure you sold 15 million copies well look at my business sonny! With your raps… are you trying to be funny? You are actually competing with OG detective? Your creator must’ve gone on drugs to create this negative! Busting me down with referencing me taking drugs? You little toy! And really? Your sidekick is a puny little boy?



Luke Triton:

Woah woah woah hold it up mister! Bringing me up in the battle, you’ll be left with some blisters! Sidekicks are the main topic of this battle now? ok Watson, I will hit you like KA-POW! I’m the sidekick that actually helps Layton. Your facial hair reminds me of Satan!



Watson:

Oh I’m so dead now, a child’s destroying me! Well think about it Luke, I think we can all agree. I’m the original sidekick that helps solve some crimes and next time you’re battling, think of some decent rhymes me and Sherlock both cracked the cases and that is you too are both nutcases. Now I want to end this battle with a little side note you two will be forgotten. End of quote.



<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">ILT’S AMAZING RAP BATTLES!

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