User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of History - Brian Blessed vs Karl Marx

Well....here we are....after a grand total of one comment on my last battle I'm hear again in partnership with BTTF's holiday battles. We are today celebrating International Beard Day (hooray) and as such have two people with massively badass beards.

Marxist revolutionary Karl Marx takes on star of stage and screen Brian Blessed to see who has the most badass beard

JOES BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

BRIAN BLESSED

VS

KARL MAAAAAARX

BEGIN

BB: Brian's alive and he's here to whoop your ass

You fought for the workers and not the upper class

If this was a rapping test you wouldn't pass

As I crush the German lookalike of Father Christmas

I'm the LOUDEST British actor that the worlds ever seen

You're just a crappy commie with shìt philosophies

Well I've Got News for You, your face is going blue

If you insult my movies then I'll suffocate you too

KM: I'm Karly, but I don't need no shitty webshows

To defeat this actor so bad he does pantos

This battles going to be over in a Flash, Gordon

As you now succumb to a Marxist revolution

You are ADHDeficient when it comes to rapping

You're an undertaker so I'll leave you to find your own coffin

(Screen shakes as a new rapper appears)

???: The names Charles Darwin, the founder of modern science

Opposed my family's beliefs to prove I was unbiased

Now I've been summoned here

To beat a commie and a queer

Who never evolved past stage 1, ya hear?

You both look like the missing link

Now my raps will sink

These two I'm readying to leave in the drink

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECI....

???: Not quite motherfucker. MC Hitler in the house

AH: These three look like wizards from The Lord of the Rings

The only reasons you have these monstrosities is to hide your fat ass double chins

Brian, I was Blessed never to see your movies, now prepare to lose verbal tennis

Beating you down faster than your appearance in the Phantom Menace

Karl I give you two Marx out of 10

Leaving me beating you again and again

Charlie are you ready to lose

I'll kill all three of you like I killed the Jews

WHO WON!!!

WHOS NEXT!!!!

YOU DECIDE!!!

JOES BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

BB : SAVE THE BEARDS!!!!!