Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 46/@comment-2.121.45.71-20140722171931

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Pope Benedict XVI Vs! Galileo Galilei! BEGIN!

P.B- 'Though the Bible says to love I'm about to maim this blasphemous fatuous godless little man I'll put you in a cage let you rot for days and then set you ablaze with gods holy rays, you think you can beat me? My raps will make you queasy, the only raps you have are really very cheesy. I'll Papal conclave your head with my fist, After this rap is done I'll bet you'll have wished That you hadn't opposed the church and made them pissed. Oh! Jesus light of The Lord shine apon me, give me the rhymes to squish this man before me, thy kingdom come that this rap will be done with you in hell and me in heaven.

G.G- Prepare yourself Ratzinger 'cause I theorise That my raps will make you angry and your blood pressure will rise, You look to the skys, I look beyond My mind is unparalleled you can't respond, to the science that I'm dropping like balls from Pisa, I'll choke you with my physics and make you wheeze-Ah! Look through my Telescope and what do you see? My initials in the stars? They spell G.G Io's in the sky you can't deny, your church was wrong so say bye bye, if you don't step down I'll Lyra you in a coffin, you claim to be learned but I'm a real Boffin!

P.U.8- Pope Urban eight here remember me? A blast from the past is what you need To squish your rhymes down and stomp you out! Oh! I'll Europa you up for Heresy Send you to hell then you will see Your blasphemy, will never make you free, So what will it be? I'll squash the name of Galilei! Out of all the people god chose me, What do you have aside from astronomy? Your calculations can't save you now, Recognise your master and take a bow!

J.K- Yo, yo Johannes Kepler here what did you just say? Our calculations can't save us oh really now? Your Geocentric mind can't comprehend The powers of the universe which you pretend, To know all about that's what you say! Well listen, I'll make you pay! I'll take this verse and sling shot it right around the planet the delta V will make it so when I slam it Right into your palace It'll turn to dust, I'll beat your ass in the name of Coppernicus BANG! Step down fools now the time, My rhymes will destroy you like shoemaker 9 Take that Beni-dick out your ass and listen to me The power of my science will make you flee!

Who won! Who's next? You decide! EEEEHHHHHHH EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHPPPPPIIIIICCCC EEEEEEHHHHHHHPPPPIIIICCCCRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!!!