User blog:Sceptileisgreat14/Gary Oak (Sceptile) vs Omi (Joe) for Jack's cartoon character tourney

So me and Joe were up when this thing started, and we were matched against each other, so we just thought 'fuck it, let's do this shit now' Unfortunately it is midnight in England, and we are tired, so we may not be at our best, but oh well :P

So ye, Gary Fucking Oak vs Omi, the yellow guy from Xiaolin Showdown

Intro I guess:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF JACK'S TOURNEY THING

OMI

VS

GARY OAK

BEGIN:

Gary:

It's me, the one and only, Gary Oak from Pallet Town

A champion, tougher than the wood I'm named after, so let's Showdown

Pit your Shen-Gon-Wu shit against my Pocket Monsters, see who's victorious

My whole party against your petty inventory, we'll leave you whited out

You're a irritating yellow child, a more annoying and unbearable Bart Simpson

Honestly you and your series couldn't get more boring even, if it was in Clay-Mation

So take this 1st verse as a bad Oman, Omi, a storm's brewing, I've used Rain Dance

You could never beat Gary fucking Oak, I'm so great, I have 10 badges

Omi:

Timber! It's time Omi Spicers up this Xaolin Showdown

The Dragon of water will spout and leave Gary drowned

With burns like Kimiko and fast flow like Raimondo

The inferior Oak thinks he can simply walk into my Dojo?

That's a no-no, Strike down arrogant assholes with my tsunami

You can't harm me, I'll kick your ass like I'm Giovanni

As the Sands of Time pass the eternal loser stays winless

And witness to this monk as he shows who is truly witless

Gary:

Seriously? I've seen more compitence from Ash Ketchum the amateur

You think you can best this ace trainer, but you can't even get rid Jack and Wuya

Here's a trainer tip for ya, don't challenge the Oakster, I'm like a bug catcher

I'll trap you in my lyrical net, mega punch you, before I release ya

Bring your pals to this battle, I'd still manage to win by a rock slide

Guan against my Blastoise, you'll all faint, all you can do is Confide

I've effectively silenced this fairy, put a wannabe Bruce Lee, in his place, see?

I'll capture you like a Pokemon, although defeating you is hardly a feat of mastery

Omi:

When I'm through you'll feel Blue, and be green from jealousy

Orb of Tornami! You'll helplessly watch me surf to victory

You're no Master, whilst I batter centuries old villains

And Dash-i across the finish, your pets can't stop me winning

Shoot lightning like Electivire, you'll be left Paralyzed

When I flip a coin and jump so high you won't believe your eyes

Even with the Reversing Mirror you couldn't swap round the victor

This researcher should reconsider or I'll slice you up like I'm Scizor