User blog:SkeepTieel/Froody Fatballs vs, Lonk from Pennsylvania - SFWDRBPS No. 4 - Season 1

Um...

The Death vs Death team battle is kinda taking too long, so I might have to switch the battle order around, so here's a small battle to keep you entertained.

It contains lots of swear words.

Ye.

The beat might also be too short, cause I accidently made the battle too long.

Cast
Nice Peter as Lonk from Pennsylvania

Stofferex as Froody Fatballs

Smike as the Phone Guy

Danny Sexbomb as Simon Belmoont

Timothy DeLaghetto as Kim Joong-un

Lauren G as The Groot and Powerfoal Trooxie

Forrest Whaley as Looki (Video)

EpicLloyd as Looki (Audio)

EpicLloyd as Groooot

Nice Peter as Michool Jacksoon's Hooloogram

ManCHA as Hypnoo

That Fat Guy Over There as Mooghan Trainoor

Mooghan Trainor as That Fot Guy Oover Thore (Cameo)

AWC as Dovis Cloveloond

Dovis Cloveloond as AWC (Cameo)

Bobdave as DoodWithaSoot

Sceptileisgreat14 as SkeepTieel

Eminem as TKandMit (Cameo)

PewDiePie as Epicnail the Fgt

Mikey Bolts as Cleveland Brown (Audio)

Walt Downing as Cleveland Brown (Video)

Iman Crosson as Barack Oobooma

Tara Strong as The Boolloon Boy

Alex Farnham as Joostin Boober

Justin Bieber as 8 Year Oold CooD Squeakoor

Scott Cawthon as Goolden Froody

George Watsky as King Moodas

Lauren Flans as Medusa

DeStorm Power as Kooyne West

Big Bird as Big Boord

EpicLloyd as The Crypt Kooper

Nice Peter as Rood Soorling

Tara Strong as Twoolight Spoorkles

That Big Tuper Mario Rap Guy as Doove Strooder

Keegan-Michael Key as Irwoon's Groondmoma

Jordan Peele as Irwoon (Cameo)

Nice Peter as Toddy Roosovoolt

Dan Bull as Jack Skellington

David Thornhill Jr. as Jack Torrance

DeStorm Power as Joock the Ripper

Arin Hanson as Shrooek

EpicLloyd as The Seagooll Crew

IGN as The Boollshit Man

Bill Nye as Wooird Al

VRGB as Joostin Bocknoor

Nice Peter as Squooidward

Lord Riki as Hoough Nooutron

DudeWithaSuit as Nail the fgt

Instrumental
The Dark Passenger by Kid Zeta



Intro:
SKEEP FEEP WEEP DEEP RAP BATTLES!

Um... Lonk from Pennsylvania?

VERSUS

...Froody Fatballs.

(facepalm)

o god

Begin.

Froody Fatballs:
HALLO CHILD! Whale-cum to my petezaria

ur in for a gud time

Phone Guy
You have no idea.

Lonk:
Fock you foggot, I'm Lonk, from Pensylvania

Please, bitch your game is worse than Castlevania

Simon Belmoont:
Wot the the fuk did you say, you little bitch?!

I'll have your midget ass hanging on a stick

Kim Joong-un:
(Did somebody say midget?) Yo I'm the host with the most, you're toast

I'm a Korean dictator, but I don't need to boast

The Groot and Powerfoal Trooxie:
Bitch, please! I'm the more arrogant annoying bucking horse

I'll Boast your Busters, this is a Magic Duel

Looki:
Noirse!

Groooot:
I am Groooot. I am Groooot

I am Groooot. I am Groooot

Michool Jacksoon's Hooloogram:
pls did somebody say pedophile?

I'm kewl doods, I'm gonna stay here for a while

Hypnoo:
I'm the better and more creepier Pokemon

and I'mma Hypnotise you with a song!

Mooghan Trainoor:
Fuck you, skinny bitches, espicially you Un!

I'm All About Dat Booty, and I don't need no Title, cus I'm number one!

Dovis Cloveloond:
I'mma Shake it Up, I'm like 9 so I don't need to follow the rules

So... fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

DoodWithaSoot:
I think we need a staff member here

SkoopTiool:
You think? says SkeepTieel while drinking some beers

DoodWithaSoot:
Drinking beers? Aren't you like, 13?

SkoopTiool:
fuk u, DWAS! I'm 218

DoodWithaSoot:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuurrreeeeeeee...

SkoopTiool:
deeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Dovis Cloveloond:
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck Jews,

(DWAS freezes Dovis Cloveloond in carbonite)

Cleveland Broown:
Did somebody say Cleveland? Cause I'm aight

Oobooma:
Ye, I'ma gon crush these pansy faggots

Don't step up to Obama, cause he's gon crush you like maggots

(after like, a few years, haha)

The Boolloon Boy:
HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA

HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA

Joostin Boober:
That's right, you show them, my pussy friend!

I like to be gay and playing pretend

8 Year Oold CooD Squeakoor:
fuk u Beiber, I'm the badass cummer down your throat

with dat stoopid haircut, u look like a goat

Goolden Froody:
I am gold. Just Gold.

I like gold. And killing children. Gold.

King Moodas:
What the fuck? Everything I touch turns gold, you jelly?

I'll stuff pizza in your suit cause you are smeely

Medusa:
I AM SNAKE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'D RATHER FUCK A DUCK THEN RAP AGAINST THIS FUCKING FU-

Koonye Woost:
Yo, I'm Koonye Woost, and I'mma let you finish

but I have the boost raps in the world, yours are shittiest

Big Boord:
Hi! Welcome to Sesame Street! My name is Big Boord!

Gonna eat you up like bird feed, cause your rhymes are absurd!

Crypt Kooper:
what the fuck?! wait, wait, who am I?

Just a bad suggestion from that 'Dragonblood' guy

Rood Soorling:
Hello and welcome to the Twoolight Zooney

No, this isn't porn. Get out, you bastard who's hoorny

Twoolight Spoorkles:
I'm a princess bitches, and I'm gonna arrest you because who gives a fuck

My fanbase is full of teenagers fapping to porn, that's worse than Homestuck

Doove Strooder:
I am Doove Strooder, the best rooder

cause I'm on a compooter, but I'm sooper dooper with a big tuper

Irwoon's Groondmoma:
I'm Irwoon's Groondmoma, please give me cookies

I'm a veteran at rapping, all of you are just rookies

Toddy Roosovoolt:
What's up, bitches! I am the main host of the ERB news!

I am superior ruler in all ways, Obama can't fit in my shoes!

Joock Skellington:
My name is Jack Skellington, I live in Wellington

I scare the shit out of people for a living and it pays me a ton

Joock Torrance:
Heeeree's Bill Coosby!

God I hit you harder than a KuBrick, gee

Joock the Ripper:
Are you Freddy for Ready?

Jack will rip you apart with his anus so steady

Shrooek:
Daz my job you fucking piece of shit

Taste my big round onions you fucking piece of shit

Seagooll Crew:
Hold up, fish guts! You can't diss us (We're the seagooll crew)

We're in no mood to hear shit from you!

The Boollshit Man:
You know what's BULLSHIT? LITERAL BULLSHIT?!

YOUR FUCKING FACE MADE WITH LITERAL BULL SHIT!

Wooird Ol:
It's Wooird Ol! Gonna have some fun messing up these douches

Comin' in with only Polka music and some toothpicks!

Joostin Bocknoor:
Hey, it's Joostin Bocknoor, all of you are fucktards

With all those dumb rhymes, I'd rather face Squooidwoord

Squooidwoord:
God, I'm Squooidwoord, I'm Squooidwoord, and I'm a squid *twerks*

Hoough Nooutroon:
Yo, it's Joommy's dad, I influenced the wiki more than Dovis Cloveloond did!

Doovis Cloveloond:
FUCK YOU, YOU BITCHES, FUCK YOU, YOU BITCHES, SKEEP IS A WHORE,

FUCK YOU, YOU BITCHES, SKEEP IS A WHORE, FUCK YOU, YOU BITCHES, SKEEP IS A WHORE,

FUCK YOU, YOU BITCHES, SKEEP IS A WHORE, FUCK YOU, YOU BITCHES, SKEEP IS A WHORE,

Nail the fgt:
fuk

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

SKEEP FEEP WEEP DEEP RAPE BATTLES

I'm never doing this again -_-

Preview for the Next Battle:
...fleshy people don't have much complexion

Gnomey and Pot-head here couldn't even follow a simple direction!

A day will come in the future where everything will change...

You think I'm scary now? Just wait til' my demonic stage

I'm everywhere, signs, carpets, dollar Bills and even playing cards...

Poll
Who Won?! Lonk from Pennsylvania Froody Fatballs Simon Belmoont Kim Joong-un The Groot and Powerfoal Trooxie Looki (Video) Groooot Michool Jacksoon's Hooloogram Hypnoo Mooghan Trainoor Dovis Cloveloond DoodWithaSoot SkeepTieel TKandMit Cleveland Brown Barack Oobooma The Boolloon Boy Joostin Boober 8 Year Oold CooD Squeakoor Goolden Froody King Moodas Medoosa Kooyne West Big Boord The Crypt Kooper Rood Soorling Twoolight Spoorkles Doove Strooder Irwoon's Groondmoma Toddy Roosovoolt Jack Skellington Jack Torrance Joock the Ripper Shrooek The Seagooll Crew Boollshit Man Wooird Al Joostin Bocknoor Squooidward Hoough Nooutron Nail the fgt