User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Upa vs Pocahontas

ay yo today we have a native american rap battle between pocahontas from disney and history vs upa from dragon ball and that one scene in z

jasper wrote for pocahontas

by now the quality should make evident who made which title card

Battle:


Upa:

Trynna' bust on the brah who left Drac in the dust?

I'm about to paint the wind with all the colours of your blood!

Starting off legit then ending whipped to a sleeker man?

You're Indian Giving a worse impression of our people than Peter Pan!

Add to that that this brat who I'm about to flatten

Practically paved the Trail of Tears by countermanding Powhatan

I was driven by my loyalty to my father chief, kid

You were driven by your hormones onto John's Smith!

But he should've cracked the Wesson to teach you a lesson!

I helped the demise of Buu, you helped make America Western!

Tore through Red Ribbons! An icon of power!

Your producer must've gotten really high on some peace pipe - Karin Tower?

Pocahontas:

I am a strong independent woman who need no man

Except if he's white, then imma be jumpin on his man--- hood

But we'll get to that later so listen to me

You ran off with a guy looking for balls, so you can't really blame me

I'm one with nature, I paint the colors of the wind

I can't read but I talk to trees, that's kinda the same thing

I was a hippie vegan feminist PETA liberal activist

A communist before that was even the shit

Then the white man came and showed me the right way

So I also showed him the right way into my vajayjay

John is my mighty whitey alpha male savior king

so fuck my people, they're all savages anyway, Aryans win

Upa:

I was fighting off an army with naught but Bora

You deserted your fiancee for some burly explorers!

That really left him shot, you've been on track to lose

Since I got a TV premiere and they DTV'd Pocahontas 2!

Pocahontas:

My people died of smallpox, that's such a shame

But at least I died of snow fever, that's a win-win game

You dumb redskin, white men will always be superior

I will always love vanilla dick forever and ever

Outro:
Who won? Upa Exaggeration of Disney's subtle racism and not-so-subtle abrogation from actual history

hint!