User blog:Zeph3456/Ash Ketchum vs Shakespeare



Hello everyone, and welcome to the thirdteenth episode of Awful Rap Battles of Pop Culture and the fifth episode of Season 2. Today, we have Pokemon trainer, Ash Ketchum, against famous poet, William Shakespeare.

Cast
Oofie as Ash Ketchum and William Shakespeare

Ash Ketchum
I am the very best while you are a lesbian,

You have a tiny cock and you are a lesbian.

I’m a prodigy in Pallet Town, you have a tiny dick.

It takes more than a generation to see Darwin in your bed.

I’ll circumcise you and then impale your throat with your own dick,

So just leave this fucking battle, you stupid poet prick.

Shakespeare
Ass Ketchup, shall I cum to destroy hundr’d of your friends?

You are such a bad person, thy should get your brain checked!

I gotta catch ‘em all, and you will be one of mine.

I will own thou in this battle so call me Jefferson.

Fike, that didn’t rhyme,

You arer bad person and thine IQ is five.

Ash Ketchum
That’s it, I can’t take this anymore,

Now get on your knees and suck my Pokéballs.

You have a tiny brain and you’re more Churchill than Winston.

P-O-R-N dot C-O-M, that’s my website which is all about pistons.

You’re looking kinda blue, from your face to your balls,

Good luck on no nut november, you little whore.

Shakespeare
Kiss my gonads, you swagger, fagger, nagger,

I shan’t forgive ye for thou crimes that you hath to offer,

So come over here, and Shake my speare.

Thy anime is shit, so disappear.

Ye bietch, I have done thy mother,

Ye mouth is good for nothing, so give me a blowse.

‘Tis your end, so preparer get beat,

Thou shall not pass like a stupid pest, bleach.

Who won? Ash Ketchum Shakespeare