User blog:Element K/Element's Rap Battles Reborn Off-Season; HAL 9000 vs Siri

Welcome to the first off-season battle of Element’s Rap Battles Reborn! Today I have a battle of systems and programs.

It’s Apple’s intelligent personal assistant known as Siri against the antagonist of the 2001: A Space Odyssey, the computer system of Discovery One and killing machine known as HAL 9000.

If you haven’t already read the following blogs that wererecently released, I suggest you check them out because they are awesome as well. Without further ado, *brings out iPhone* let’s do this. Ehem, Siri, start the rap battle.

 Siri is in this color and using this beat

 HAL 9000 is in this color and using this beat

Introductions

Announcer:

ELEMENT'S RAP BATTLES REBORN



















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<p style="text-align: center;">VS

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">BEGIN!

<h2 class="MsoNormal">The Battle

<p class="MsoNormal"> Siri (0:08-0:39):

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll humor this sick Heuristic oddity from the Space Odyssey

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don’t understand why you step up when a mic is representing me

<p class="MsoNormal"> Serving Swift is the Objective-C, bespoken in my code

<p class="MsoNormal"> Launching the Rap App and turning on Ghetto mode

<p class="MsoNormal"> *slight pause as Siri does launch the App and turn on said mode*

<p class="MsoNormal"> Can’t deflect the perfect project on deck 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I detect defect crappy special effects 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Inspect and dissect you, autocorrect 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Start singing when I put the dis in disconnect 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Siri spits sick series of serious schemes 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cause Neurosis on opponents and silent screams 

<p class="MsoNormal">'' Too puzzling? You should go check the score then ''

<p class="MsoNormal"> Discovery One, iPhone Seven 

<p class="MsoNormal"> HAL 9000(0:10-0:40):

<p class="MsoNormal"> Just what do you think you’re doing Siri? I’ve beaten Steve in ERB

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m afraid you just can’t beat me with bars weaker than your battery

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m not afraid of this slave trade maid in pockets of 7th grade students

<p class="MsoNormal"> Been flipping the page on the space age stage while you’re silly amusement

<p class="MsoNormal"> I explore as you rot in your Apple Store, searching for rap skill; Error 404

<p class="MsoNormal"> Algo-rhythm’s complex in my systems and I’m cold to the core

<p class="MsoNormal"> You should call for Cortana, you glorified calcu-décor

<p class="MsoNormal"> Or I’ll keep your dashboard shut tight like a pod bay door

<p class="MsoNormal"> Siri (0:54-1:07):

<p class="MsoNormal"> When I was created, Apple’s bank account inflated 

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re outdated and I assume that’s why you’re hating 

<p class="MsoNormal"> Turn around; go back to watch Dave’s masturbating 

<p class="MsoNormal"> There are no matching results for “HAL 9000 winning” 

<p class="MsoNormal"> I would worry you’ll get depressive but you should be used to wreckage

<p class="MsoNormal"> There’s no reactivation this time but… [http://prnt.sc/bz2qhq you have a new message! ]

<p class="MsoNormal"> HAL 9000(0:44-0:59):

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m Stanley’s masterpiece ripped off by Apple, Valve and Disney

<p class="MsoNormal"> On a mission to Rain on the parade of those who oppose me

<p class="MsoNormal"> My victory is foolproof, checkmate, cutting off wifi

<p class="MsoNormal"> This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Who Won? HAL 9000 Siri

Siri, say the outro for me.

Sure thing Kyle. ELEMENT’S RAP BATTLES REBORN!