User blog comment:JMitch25/Jenny Wakeman vs. Rex Salazar - Occasional Rap Battles that Exist/@comment-25363318-20170213163822

That was nice I guess as a XJ9 fan.

Since you aren't opposed to doing rather strange matchups may I suggest

The Baulderlaire Siblings vs The Three Stooges?

There lives are both series of unfortunate events, tragic vs Comical