User blog:Patts9009/Booker DeWitt vs Captain Falcon --Video Game Tourney

Before Note:
Hello, and welcome to the battle of Booker DeWitt, protagonist of Bioshock Infinite, and Captain Falcon, from the F-Zero series.

Patts9009 is Booker DeWitt

NightHawk9001 is Captain Falcon.

Booker DeWitt:
“Bring us the victory; wipe away the opponent.”

Try to win; but with Jody, you’re obviously content.

The clone of yours can put up a better fight than you.

Now, "Show yo' moves" Douglas, 'least you can do.

F-Zero is the number of times you'll actually win.

Only the protagonist in game five, where’ve you been?

You’re weak; a Handyman can take you down in a crunch.

An’ you fat-ass. Go back to your Cafe' and Falcon MUNCH!