User blog:BasaltWolfED145RS/Parodying Wolf- Do you want to build a Snowman? Parody of Wachow

Before you read this...
...don't ask why I wrote this. Don't ask why I came up with this, why I thought of this, why I wrote this. It'll make it easier for me.

Wachow:
Jacob?

Can I post a song about you?

I have the lyrics written out

You’ll want to hear this idea dude

You’re in the mood

To see this song no doubt!

I know you’re gonna love it

And if you don’t

I am gonna have to cry!

Can I post a song about you?

You can do a cover for Youtube!

Me:
No!

Wachow:
Bu-but whyyyyy?!?!? ;-;

Wachow (later):
Jacob?

Can I post a song about you?

I‘m loving this song deeply

I think this parody is overdue

I’ve started talking to

the pics on the wiki! (hang in there Joan)

You also should consider rethinking

of quitting Bore-

-dom on the ERB Wiki!

Wachow (even later):
...Jacob? ;-;

Please, just let me post it...

People also want to see it...

They say “hurry and post it now”

“Seriously Wachow”

And yet you say I can’t…

You’re the only user that’s left

And tired of repeats

What am I gonna do?

Can I post a song about you? ;-;

(after the music stops)

Jacob:
Do you not know the definition of “no”?!

Again...
...don't ask...