User blog:BornConfused/My dis raps for MC Johnny LA

You think you're so cool,

But now you're 'bout to be told by a 12 year old. Fool.

Who cares if you drink beer,

You give no one fear.

You must be crazy if you think you're a master rapper,

Because in my book, you're a master fapper.

You better be lucky I can't curse,

Because if I could, this dis would make you feel worse.

Who cares if all you is rap,

Because guess what? They're crap.

You better get a life,

So you can have some kids and have a wife.

You are so dumb,

And I'll find where you live and make you numb.

You're a mastur-you know what,

You slut.

Your throat is about to be cut,

Because your mouth needs to be shut.

I'm finished with this dis,

So you can kiss my fist.

Seriously though, MC Johnny LA?

Ha! That name has made my day.

But still, go away,

Or you'll regret me like J-J-J-John McCain!