User:Russellthedog

Hi I'm Justin and welcome to my page. Favorite Battles=

Season 5
People Who Won= Best Lines= Favorite Rappers=
 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abe Lincoln
 * 4) Sarah Palin
 * 5) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man
 * 6) Ludwig van Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte
 * 10) Billy Mays and Vince Offer
 * 11) Dumbledore
 * 12) Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat and Things 1 & 2
 * 13) Mr. Rogers
 * 14) Christopher Columbus
 * 15) EpicLLOYD
 * 16) Darth Vader
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Mario and Luigi
 * 19) Michael Jackson
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) Steve Jobs then HAL 9000
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abraham Lincoln then Mitt Romney
 * 24) Doctor Who
 * 25) Clint Eastwood
 * 26) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
 * 27) Moses
 * 28) Eve
 * 29) Gandhi
 * 30) Nikola Tesla
 * 31) Babe Ruth
 * 32) Mozart
 * 33) Mikhail Gorbachev > Vladimir Lenin > Vladimir Putin > Rasputin >Joseph Stalin
 * 34) Darth Vader and Boba Fett
 * 35) Al Capone
 * 36) Joan of Arc
 * 37) Bob Ross
 * 38) Muhammad Ali
 * 39) The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come > J. P. Morgan > Donald Trump >Kanye West > Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 40) Walter White
 * 41) Goku
 * 42) Stephen King
 * 43) Sir Isaac Newton
 * 44) George Washington
 * 45) The Renaissance Artists
 * 46) The Mythbusters then The Ghostbusters
 * 47) Romeo & Juliet
 * 48) Thor
 * 49) Hannibal Lecter
 * 50) Oprah Winfrey
 * 51) Quentin Tarantino > Alfred Hitchcock > Steven Spielberg > Stanley Kubrick > Michael Bay
 * 52) Lewis & Clark
 * 53) David Copperfield
 * 54) The Terminator
 * 55) The Eastern Philosophers
 * 56) Julius Caesar
 * 57) Walt Disney then Stan Lee
 * 58) Boba Fett
 * 59) J. R. R. Tolkien
 * 60) Julia Child
 * 61) Thomas Jefferson
 * 62) James Bond (Daniel Craig) then Austin Powers
 * 63) Bruce Banner
 * 64) Frederick the Great > Catherine the Great > Alexander the Great > Ivan the Terrible
 * 65) Donald Trump then Abe Lincoln
 * 66) Charles Darwin
 * 67) Stevie Wonder
 * 68) Wayne Gretzky
 * 69) Theodore Roosevelt
 * 70) EpicLLOYD
 * Darth Vader - "So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?"
 * Macho Man Randy Savage - "So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people!"
 * Ludwig van Beethoven - "You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats!"
 * Stephen Hawking - "There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!"
 * Genghis Khan - "Ha! Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible!"
 * Napoleon Bonaparte - "You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!"
 * Dumbledore - "Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either. Mines of Moria? Ha! More like Mind of Mencia!"
 * The Cat in the Hat - "You bore people to death! You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth!"
 * Mister Rogers - "Get right back in your van and get the fuck outta my neighborhood."
 * EpicLLOYD - "Dude, you're really huge on YouTube. You got a great career, But remember: you got famous off of my idea!"
 * Master Chief - "Ain't no way that you can beat me; even my initials spell MC!"
 * Mario and Luigi - "Its-a me, Mario! And Luigi motha *ping*!"
 * Michael Jackson - "Then you made one daughter; she (ah!) came to me."
 * Cleopatra - "You lost so many babies, we should call you miss carriage!"
 * Steve Jobs - "Why'd you name your company after your dick?"
 * Abe Lincoln - "And you, moneybags, you're a pancake: you're flip-floppity!"
 * Clint Eastwood - "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
 * The Fourth Doctor - "You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born!"
 * Sherlock Holmes - "I heard he has a British butler! Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!"
 * Moses - "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass."
 * Gandhi - "Everything you preach, I said it first! You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!"
 * Nikola Tesla - "You did not steal from me; you stole me from mankind!"
 * Babe Ruth's entire second verse
 * Mozart - "I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!"
 * Mikhail Gorbachev - "If your name end with "in", time to get out!"
 * Darth Vader - "You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up, Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up, And when your bunker started getting fired up, You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!"
 * Al Capone - "Tell South Carolina that Blackbeard got capwned!"
 * Muhammad Ali - "But your baseball career: now, that was a tragedy!"
 * Walter White - "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife!"
 * Goku - "One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!"
 * Stephen King - "Fame? Money? Talent? Success? You'll always have less, nevermore!"
 * Isaac Newton - "They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?"
 * The Mythbusters - "Good thing you work in a firehouse, 'cause you just got burned."
 * Juliet Capulet - "You'll get an ass-rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison!"
 * Thor's Entire rap
 * Hannibal Lecter - "But these days your nickname is all that's even known, and you didn't even come up with that shit on your own!"
 * Lewis & Clark - "Did you hear that, Meriwether? I think they mean to brawl! I'll take Neo. I'll take the one that no one knows at all!"
 * The Terminator - "They left off your balls when your suit was created! I still love you, Alex. Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated!"
 * Confucius - "And you killed God, so I gotta ask: Did he die of shame when he made your mustache?"
 * Walt Disney - "I'm owning this battle! In fact, I own this whole series!"
 * Boba Fett - "Bitch, who you calling clone? You're a Deathstroke ripoff! You stole Spider-Man's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons! You got Wolverine's powers; man, you're comic sloppy seconds!"
 * J. R. R. Tolkien - "You're a pirate! You even stole my R. R.!"
 * Julia Child - "Here's a nice amuse-bouche: take a poor abused youth, Set a thirty-year timer, voilà! Huge douche!"
 * Thomas Jefferson - "First Secretary of State, VP number two! Not to mention third President; the fuck'd you do?"
 * James Bond (Daniel Craig) - "Your third movie died; guess You Only Live Twice!"
 * Bruce Banner - "Especially in the 100 meter ditch-your-wife dash!"
 * Frederick the Great - "I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes. If I had to look at your troll face every night!"
 * Donald Trump - "You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby! He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi!"
 * Charles Darwin - "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother!"
 * Stevie Wonder - "Because you're Ms. Independent, or at least you try, But your first story is you, running off with a guy!"
 * Theodore Roosevelt - "Just change your poster to keep calm and kiss my cousin's ass!"
 * EpicLLOYD - "Erection jokes, dude? Your whole name means dick!"

Season 5
ERB Suggestions=

Battles

 * Milton Hershey vs. Walt Disney
 * Link vs. King Arthur
 * Harry Potter vs. Percy Jackson
 * Adam Smith vs. Karl Marx
 * Bach vs. Tupac
 * The Beatles vs. 1D

Actors
Russellthedog Rap Battles=
 * Eminem
 * Tay Zonday
 * Markiplier
 * Jontron
 * Nigahiga