User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.39: Dr. House vs Hippocrates

Not the final halloween battle!

Just one of battles that I enjoy.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HIPPOCRATES

VS

DR. HOUSE

BEGIN!!!

Hippocrates

It's the father of modern medicine here to kick some butt.

You don't care about your patients, you just like taking shortcuts.

You need help yourself always hopping around with a cane.

Addicted to Vicodin to help manage your wonky leg pain.

Everything you ever done is just a shitty medical drama.

People are getting more care, from the president, Obama.

But this rap battle isn't gonna end well, when two doctors collide,

You should have listened to me, or everybody would have died.

Dr. House

Well here's my first diagnosis, you're a faggot of a Greek.

No wonder noone believed you, your theory was weak.

You claim to know four humors, but I'm only seeing one.

You're the father of medicine? Then I must be the grandson.

But House is a medical doctor, while you claim to be a physician.

Just go make out with Pythagoras, He's the gayest mathematician.

Call me the best, as I help sick people in the hospital wards,

That's be-Kos my show dominates all the television series awards.

Hippocrates

I have my own school, while don't you become a grad.

You did two DNA tests but never found your real dad.

You claim everyone lies because you don't know about body louse.

Now bow down to me, pipe down and let a teardrop out to Miss House.

Dr. House

Your name is a combination of an animal and a box.

But I've come to the conclusion, you created smallpox.

I'm so popular and current, my name comes after hashtags.

But Mister Gregory House is about to put a Greek into a body bag.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

