User blog:GravityMan/Literature vs History 7: Cat in the Hat vs Bill Cipher

Hey Henchmaniacs! Welcome to the final installment of Literature vs History before the midseason finale! Today we see Gravity Fall's mysterious bow tie and top hat wearing meddler of two small children facing Dr. Seuss's mysterious bow tie and top hat wearing meddler of two small children! Cover by Leandro, thanks to GIR and Dragon for the proof-reading, Dragon for suggesting this <3 and Cave for cracking it.



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Bill Cipher is this color

NIGHTMARE BILL

Cat in the Hat is this color

Thing One is this color

Thing Two is this color

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Bill Cipher:
WHOA HO! IT’S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I’VE BATTLED LYRICALLY,

I STILL WANTED A CHALLENGE GRAV, THIS IS JUST TOO EASY

THE ONLY WAY HE’LL SERVE ME IS IF I CALL UP ROOM SERVICE,

I SPIT A VERBAL NIGHTMARE, I GET SCARIER WITH CURSES

DEAL <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> WITH ME? CAREFUL! I’LL DEFINITELY GET UNDER YOUR SKIN

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’M FREDDY KRUEGER AT WACK ANGLES, YOU’RE A ROADSIDE ATTRACTION

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">FIGHTING ME IS IRRATIONAL; TREASURE YOUR INNOCENCE BEFORE THIS DISS DROPS <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">FUN FACT CANDY CANE; THE ONLY GOOD A MOUTH DOES WAS MAKE YOUR AUTHOR’S BEAT STOP

Cat in the Hat:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Fire spat the cat, rock the house by stepping in,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ill spat the cat, prescription from the doctor’s pen

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re forgotten, I got a thing or two to mock about you

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You took your eye off the prize and Ford that you got duped!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re the modern Burton for Disney, I’m the original whimsy!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The green hook for your ham is just one fish two fishy!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m a dapper rapper rocking mics better like the bow, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Left stoned; just tore your universe a new hole

Bill Cipher:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU RAP LIKE SEGA; I’VE SEEN BETTER RESPONSES IN THE MAIL,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOUR PLOT WENT IN CIRCLES; BUT YOU STILL CAN’T CATCH TAIL!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">OH SORRY WALT! ANYWAY, EVEN IF YOU COULD LAND A HIT,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I FREAKING LOVE PAIN,  KID! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO WIN?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’LL MAKE THIS BORING WORLD BURN FASTER THAN YOUR FILM DID!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">MEANWHILE YOU’RE MAKING WAVES WITH STAN SMITH’S FISH!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">HUMANS TO MY SHOW ARE LIKE ME; ALWAYS WATCHING <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I SEE DEAD LINES OF WHICH THERE’S NO HOPE IN STOPPING

Cat in the Hat:
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your verse is a mess! Good thing I roll in a fixer-upper,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I return words faster than from work the kids’ mother!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You stammer at the hammer and shattered like my grammar

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Alone for centuries, even Gideon had some friends in the slammer!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Speaking of friends, here, answer this for me please

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Am I kicking his butt? <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yes! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#6fa8dc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Definitely! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">A <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#6fa8dc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">B <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">S <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#6fa8dc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">O <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">L <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#6fa8dc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">U <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">T <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#6fa8dc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">E <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">L <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#6fa8dc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Y <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That test, was something you could not flunk on! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Simple it is not, but you just got Grunked on!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

'''LITERATURE! *the logo warps and discolors* VS HISTORYYYYY'''



Poll
Who Won? Bill Cipher The Cat in the Hat

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