User blog:SkeepTieel/Dipper and Mabel vs Wert and Greg - SFWDRBPS No. 6 - Season 1



Hello, welcome to Skeep's sixth battle :D

We have Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls

You were expecting the Death team battle, weren't you?

...;-;

Okay.

Well thanks to ProbablyNoah for writing Dipper and Mable's verses and iamthelegion for writing the scrapped lyrics (sorry dude.)

(Note, this will be the premiere of my actual YouTube series, which will probably air never.)

This battle has gone through a lot of changes; guest writers, beats, schedules and stuff, so I hope you enjoy.


 * Currently in editing*

Cast
?Zack?/?SkeepTieel? as Mabel Pines

KGBronies as Greg

?Vincent? as Dipper

Jack8073 as Applesauce/George Washington/Funderberker the Frog

??? (SkeepTieel?) as Wert

??? as ???

??? as ???

Beat(s)
I have four beats, I can't choose one.







Writers
ProbablyNoah as Dipper and Mabel

SkeepTieel as Wert, Greg, ??? and ???

Preview
Here's an intro: (I'm too lazy to fix the quality, Adobe Premiere is being a douche and Sony Vegas won't even install.)



Intro
SKEEP FEEP WEEP DEEP RAP BATTLE PARO-SKEEPS

VERSUS



Dipper and  Mabel
Welcome to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, anomaly 135

Why a British mite and a skiddish dyke try to step to Pines on the mic!

And this is Mabel's Guide to Life! I'll show how to stomp on two pricks,

Cause your flawful show and awful flow? Some things even Soos can't fix!

Lets Rumble, left hook to your jaw to show that Mabel's Boss! Prove your show redundant, have your Heads Hunted  and once again Lost!

Not frozen in tree sap or peanut brittle, yet you don't seem too evolved

Which duo gets the most kudos? Consider that mystery solved!

Wert and Greg
G: When it comes to syrup and pancake toppings, I prefer Applesauce

W: Concede and forever be consumed by some branches and moss

G: You'll find your Tomb's Unknown W: cause your fanbase is just a claque

G: Rapping harder than Dipper W: when he tried to capture that Lumberjack!

You're both selfish imbeciles with the most pathetic, weakest enemies

G: I thought Auntie Whispers was crazy! W: Fighting psychopathic babies?

B: It won't take much to scare ya, cause you guys just like to overreact

You're all just Captain Buzzkills- G: And that's a Rock Fact!

Dipper and Mabel
M: Check the Journal, and it says your lyrics are whack! D: Melted like wax,

Then we'll leave you out-rapped. M: Tourist Trapped! B: and sent Three Letters Back!

D: We're Ringing the Bell in this fight M: Your fame has headed Northwest enough

Taking on multibears and bulky scares! D: Your forest animals aren't that tough

M: Wirt's cheaper than dirt, an immature pushover who doesn't know when to stop it

D: While Gregory can't step to me, he gets his awful voice from the Hobbit!

Call me Big Dipper! M: We won't be using growth stones to be feeling tall

Cause we're used to owning gnomes- B: So crawl back Over The Garden Wall

Wert and Greg
W: Your raps are jokes, just like cryptograms and lamb dances

G: Add flavour to your distasteful show with Potatoes and Molasses

W: Raps more gross than Mabel committing Pinecest with Dippy's journal log

G: Even George Washington could beat you! *Beat pauses* W: (...He means the frog) F: Yo.

G: Your fate has been foreshadowed, leave ya screamin' in a freezer

W: We've been provoked by this obnoxious kid and a stubborn geezer

We stole this victory from you! G: Yeah! Just like Fred the Horse

W: We didn't steal Fre- G: We ripped these pinecones with their own gravitational force!

...

The sky begins to dawn, glowing eyes emerge from the trees, a vortex appears out of nowhere and reveals...

Bill Cipher and The Beast

C: Haha, here's a suggestion... oh is it too hard to decipher?

I'll just give you 5 words: MY NAME IS BILL CIPHER

B: When it comes to character designs, you'll don't have much complexion

Gnomey and Pot-head here couldn't even follow a simple direction!

A day will come in the future where everything will change...

C: You think I'm scary now? Just wait til' my demonic stage

B: You're bout to be beat more brutally than bloody scratches and scars

C: I'm everywhere, signs, carpets, dollar Bills and even playing cards

C: Better than another innovative triangle, I'm a true gentleman

Leave you wondering 'Is he watching me?' Well, yes. Yes I am

B: These kids aren't really that tall, so they stood on a chair

C: Little to their knowledge chairs have feelings, but, really who cares?

B: Spittin' a lyrical apocolypse and leavin' your chubby brother banished

Facts so outlandish, shows so tragic, body spastics, please, just can it

C: Bill is killing, fulfilling your bidding, extracting your blood and even distilling

B: Forget Pumpkins and Gideon, cause we're the true montrosturious villains

Poll
WHO WON? Wert and Greg Dipper and Mable Bill Cipher and The Beast

Hint
Jamaican

Apples

Supernatural

Salmon Mousse

Sweden

Rod Serling

Wert and Greg
G: When it comes to syrup and pancake toppings, I prefer Applesauce

Mabel reminds Greg of Maple syrup, but he prefers apple sauce, which is also one of the many names of his frog.

W: Concede and forever be consumed by some branches and moss

This is a reference to an episode where Greg starts to get pale and gets consumed by plants, branches and moss after giving in to the darkness.

He is saying that they should give up and get consumed by the evil spirits like Greg.

G: You'll find your Tomb's Unknown W: cause your fanbase is just a claque

''The original name for Over the Garden Wall was 'Tome of the Unknown.' Tome was changed to tomb as a pun. They are saying that no one will know who they are after they die, or their show gets cancelled or something. He says Gravity Fall's fanbase is just a claque or a fabricated fanbase.''

G: Rapping harder than Dipper W: when he tried to capture that Lumberjack!

''This references The Lumberjack in 'Northwest Mystery Mansion' and Wendy. Dipper was turned into solid wood when he attempted to trap the Lumberjack in 'Northwest Mystery Mansion' and they say Dipper gets an erection when he tries to capture the heart of Wendy and she's the daughter of a Lumberjack.''

You're both selfish imbeciles with the most pathetic, weakest enemies

G: I thought Auntie Whispers was crazy! W: Fighting psychopathic babies?

''This references one of Greg's quotes; "I thought she was crazy!" in 'The Ringing of the Bells' episode where Wert tries to free a sick girl from her Aunt, who has the voice of Pennywise and the head of an owl but it turns out that the Aunt was just preventing the girl from becoming a psychopathic demon''

They are sayings that Auntie Whispers is not that crazy compared to Dipper and Mabel as they fight a tiny baby child named Gideon.

It won't take much to scare ya, cause you guys just like to overreact

Wert and Greg are saying that it won't take much effort to frighten the Twins cause they think their encounters with their monsters aren't that scary and they're just overreacting.

You're all just Captain Buzzkills- G: And that's a Rock Fact!

A running gag in the series is Greg's Rock Facts, which turn out to be jokes most of the time.

''Captain Buzzkill is the name given to Dipper by Robbie in 'The Inconviencing' episode in Gravity Falls. ''

Wert and Greg
W: Your raps are jokes, just like cryptograms and lamb dances

They are saying their raps are jokes, like the cryptograms in the end credits and Dipper's lamb dance.

G: Add flavour to your distasteful show with Potatoes and Molasses

Potatoes and Molasses is one of the songs in OtGW where Greg tries to add more taste into a school's boring routines by putting molasses in mashed potatoes.

Greg is saying that their show is distasteful and he will smother it in molasses.

W: Raps more gross than Mabel committing Pinecest with Dippy's journal log

PINECEST IS NO

G: Even George Washington could beat you *Beat pauses* W: (...He means the frog) F: Yo

One of the other names given to Greg's frog is George Washington.

''Wert thinks that the Mystery Twins will mistake him as the real Washington. The frog can also talk.''

G: Your fate has been foreshadowed, leave ya screamin' in a freezer

Both shows do a LOT of foreshadowing and Wert references a scene in 'Into the Bunker' from Gravity Falls where a shapeshifter shapes into Dipper looking frightened while being frozen in a chamber

W: We've been provoked by this obnoxious kid and a stubborn geezer

We stole this victory from you! G: Yeah! Just like Fred the Horse

Fred the Horse is a horse which joins Wert and Greg on his ventures and Beatrice (a talking bird) says that they all stole Fred and Wert denys this.

W: We didn't steal Fre- G: We ripped these pinecones with their own gravitational force!

''BLAH BLAH BLAH. Gravity Falls pun. ''

Scrapped Lyrics
M: Its time to verbally beat you two rip-offs Sev'ral Times

D: We'll make Wirt lose his little self esteem with rhymes

M: This gnome will last about as long as

S: Shmebulock

D: Mad Love? You're off your rocker, while we rock!

M: You wear a teapot on your head? Waddles is smarter

D: McGucket did say that we'd break a Funderburker

M: You two must be on Smile Dip- D: you're going into The Unknown's the thing

B: How can anyone cope with this bad a beating by the twins?

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