User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.25: Dick Turpin vs Billy the Kid

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HERE WE GO!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DICK TURPIN

VS

BILLY THE KIDDDDDDDD

BEGIN!

Dick Turpin

Dick Turpin has just arrived, riding on Black Bess.

No wonder you're called Kid, your face is still a mess.

Commonly called the world's greatest thief.

Stealing all the horses, to turn them into ground beef.

I hear you have only killed eight men. Thats disappointing!

The law stop you from stealing food. Thats enjoining!

I got a big one, thats why they call me, Dick!

You're so ugly. You're even making me sick.

Billy the Kid

It's the birth of a legend. Call me Mister William.

If you don't shut up, you will be my next victim.

Go back to England, start drinking tea.

You didn't have sex. It's the end of your family tree.

You didn't take part in the great train robbery.

Your named after the body part which is really really rubbery.

I'm the Kid from Texas, what on Earth have you been smoking.

You claim to be a highway man. But we all know your joking.

Dick Turpin

You better shut up, dirty little Billy.

You defeated a vampire, don't be so silly.

You fought the law and the law won.

But with this rap battle. I'm number one!

Billy the Kid

This just in. The Outlaws are coming.

Get back on your horse, you better start running.

This rap battle is over because I shot you.

Billy the Kid, will return in a part two.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

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