User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 3 Episode 3: The Three Wise Men vs Journey to the West

Welcome to the third battle of Season Three! Tonight we got the Biblical Magi, the Kings/Wise Men tasked to deliver goods to the newborn herald of their faith (Jesus) versus the three demons enlisted to deliver goods to the herald of their faith (Buddha), Sun Wu Kong, Pigsy, and Sandy. Love those guys. Love all these guys. Special thanks to Thy for the  amazing, spectacular, cover and Bran for proof-reading. Let's go:



Beat
Starts at 0:28

Rapper Colors
Caspar is red

Balthazar is yellow

Melichior is blue

Sun Wu Kong is orange

Sandy is green

Pigsy is pink

Together is white

The Three Wise Men:
0:28

Caspar look! Do you see the stars reigning over our foes?

Why that’s us! Let’s pack up and to victory we follow!

I got the lessons  I got the essence <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">and I’m the one who slings gold,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">To put an end to these valets, ‘cause Herod has it foretold

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We shall be taking this beef; leave these beasts drooling

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s obvious this will be the first time they’ve had proper schooling <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Weak!)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And now you’re rolling with the Persian, riches from the rags I purchased,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We men of peace bring no beef, your precious peach buns we’ll be servin’

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re learning, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">not to try the Magi or you’ll find a delivery worth deservin’

<p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(255,255,255);font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-position:normal;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-alternates:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like the what happened to Wu Kong’s abandoned clan, we’ll leave these demons burnin’

Journey to the West:
0:57

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yo dudes what the fuck? We just gonna take these low blows?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">From the token Negro, the Unpronounceable, and the Friendly Ghost?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I got my staff from the sea, you’re all in need of a deep probe,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We drop martial law and martial arts! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And strike with our qi flow

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m about to get up in your shit roughly, like my namesake,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So deprived of flow, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#f4cccc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">you probably salivate when Mary’s water breaks!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">For once your failure to deliver will be for the receiver’s betterment

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#f4cccc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">These three claim to be wise, but you’re thicker than the Testaments!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You fuckers claim I don’t use my mind? Fine! I’ll dishin’ out the pieces!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We heard you knuckles like gifts, so you can suckle on my monkey peaches!

The Three Wise Men:
1:23

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Through the myriad of ages, I’ve swept through countless pages,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Searching for the scent of foul deeds that will proceed to crush these sages

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And yes? <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">West is Xi in Chinese, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Alright, but so what?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It may please you to know, that Xi also means suck!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">O <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">h <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">h <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We’re Latin Kings with satin things, you convicts are saddening,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chinese creations that lack knowledge? <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> That fact is maddening!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m quite sure they are nothing without the chimp <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well let us find out!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">An ma ne ba mi our wangs and surrender in this bout!

Journey to the West:
1:34

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;">Sun Wu Kong clutches his head, the prayer causing his headband to tighten, sending him into a fetal position

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Keep it hanging King Kong, I’ve been meanin’ to spit some demons,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Against these idiots who give their fortune to a baby on their first fuckin’ meetin’

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Even combined my necklace has more balls than these Stooges, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#f4cccc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(ugh)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You ditched your culture’s heritage because you weren’t cut to be Jewish

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#f4cccc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oooh! Spitting shade from the fig tree! It’s Pigsy! The bitches dig me!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#f4cccc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Busy! Sweeping beets with the rake, eating sweeties in one take,

<p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(244,204,204);font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-position:normal;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-alternates:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;">If you need me to teach these mortals their species must be diseased, for God’s sake!

The Three Wise Men:
1:54

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Whatever literary works to immerse the fact we came first,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The earthshaker is nothing compared to the Savior’s birth!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Animals in the desert without man are rendered dry and weak,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Don’t use the Lord’s name in vain, use <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">O! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gi!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The number three, is the chosen degree of the holiest of deities

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">While these Chinese remain unlucky, they’re four with the pony!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#014bff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">These heathens got beaten by a vase, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> splayed maids, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">and a kid on roller skates

<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:rgb(255,255,255);font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-position:normal;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-alternates:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;">Our Earth Flow will make you piss off in some other idol’s place!

Journey to the West:
2:12

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Alright, I’m back, my feet are about to reach their destination,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pigsy grab that little drummer boy before he receives their Adoration

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">While I got the greatest question of them all for these three “Wise Men,”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Yo how could Mary give birth if she never broke her hymen?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It seems to me your lack of knowledge on the female body is a major downfall,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Wasting away money on some cult <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#f4cccc;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They still have enough cash for salt!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I got a thousand wives to attend to, so let’s finish this rap guys,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:8pt;text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We came hard, they brought surrender, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:'TimesNewRoman';color:#ffffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Call it the Gift of the Magi!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MYTHICAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORICAL

the logo is split in two, then repeatedly splits over and over

SHIT



Poll
Who Won? The Three Magi Journey to the West