User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Nappa vs Darth Vader

Not Ninja Turtles fans, hey? Guess I'm going to have to learn you guys' interests better but TBF my first edit was only five days ago :(

Nappa is a mercenary for the Freeza army with weird head gear, hence Boba Fett, and Vader hired Boba.... yeah I'm being p lazy with hints in all honesty

Today we have the toadies, the bald elite Saiyan warrior Nappa, up against the actually chrome dome Sith apprentice Darth Vader, to see which right-hand man of a dark power is the better rapper.

This is my second one with a guest, featuring Brendan Fredericks as a Star Wars character.... I hope this doesn't become a trend but knowing my lazy ass it will. I'm running a Star Wars series jfc how am I not doing them myself...

Battle:






Nappa:

Nappa’s ready to neck twist the big fish

I'm such a Grand Vizier VizBig is on my Big Viz

Asthmatics can't rap rock hard as my nip is

But I'm natty, Saiyan heritage outdoes your outfits kid

Facing the top dog in battle? At least you're braver

I'm faster than lightspeed let alone a lightsaber

I'm sure you'd take shots at my mullet but that ship has sailed

Obi-Wan did it for your good - you lost the rattail!

And you stopped being a whiny Krillin of a teenager

I top in Dokkan but you Force Blast a Rager

And had redneck Downie twins, what a thriller

I’m sure to take you down - I’m already a Starkiller!

Darth Vader:

You don't know the power...

Of Darth's rhymes...

You're a weakling, equal to a human being,

You put the Death in a Star, then Big D be Friezing!

Your tail joke turned heads, but between you and me,

Face a Force chokehold and you lose your immunity.

I'd feel safe with the aim of a Stormtrooper up to face you.

Dude looks like Wooly Willy in a Buzz Lightyear spacesuit!

This gorilla thinks he's fit with that chrome dome hair loss?

Yo, this Sith trick is clipped with a slick-like-obsidian gloss.

I'm the boss! The Empire's never been nearer to a master rapper!

So, yeah, sure, nothing's cooler than Nappa. Kappa.

Nappa:

And you’re covered in leather, bowing to a hooded ojiisan

Now I know what that means, because I’m from Japan!

So knowing you’ve enjoyed this beating is calming.

I’d hand it to you for Luke, but Tien shows I’m actually disarming.

You’re more off-putting, only butchering nameless foes

Killing an old man who surrendered to become a Force ghost

But I rattled the main cast! Killed more than Freeza or Vegeta!

And now that I remember how your son-in-law died

It’s verified! Sith can’t kill anyone who puts up a fight!

Darth Vader:

I find your lack of flow disturbing,

Twenty licks given, and not a single one of them hurting.

By the way, the reason no one hangs with this chump is

You're coarse, rough, irritating, and get everywhere you're not wanted!

With a punch to the gut, buff butt-heads double over; sent to hell there goes Vegeta's left-hand poser;

I could have no handle on The Force and I wouldn't be lower; than this short-fused, war-losed, poor, used ogre.

I just served you twice-over, just like Vegeta did

On this ugly-as-all Napa Cabbage Patch Kid.

Outro:
lol we all know Brendan won Darth Vader Nappa

Hint! (I really need to finish writing battles because this next one is the only one I've got left that is finished)