User blog:Andrew0218/ERB Fighting Game - Week 1

K. So this is an unoriginal game.

You can choose a character from ERB, and you'll have 5 different moves depending on the character you chose decided by me. Then, every week I'll randomly pit two characters together to fight. Each character have 50 HP. The winner moves on to other rounds. Kind of like a tourney.

Rules
1.32 characters will fight in each tourney. New tourney will start after a winner was selected.

2.Once you got beat, you'll have to wait until next time.

3.Each character's factors will affect their attacks. They will always add up to 20. The factors are as follow:

-Accuracy

-Agility

-Defense

-Strength

4.All character have power limits. Each characters have 30 PP(Power points). PP will be used for attacks. 1 PP will be recharged every turn.

5.No cameos.

6.Most of the moves will be decided by me for fairness. Suggestions are welcome, though.

7.No AWCs.

8. The artists and the Mario bros are counted separately, but not for other group rappers (e.g. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sherlock Holmes and Watson).

Current participants
1.Nikki Lee 1999 - Goku

2.Epicnail - Bill Nye

3.Baby GG - Al Capone

4.DudeWithASuit - George Washington

5.Killerface45 - Billy Mays

6.Left 4 speed - Moses

7.FlareBlitz47 - Easter Bunny

8.TheScottBird - Edgar Allan Poe

9.Firebrand795 - Lance Armstrong

10.BackToTheFuturama86 - Darth Vader

11.Teddyfail - Walter White

12.BreZ - Vince Offer

13.Tuxedo! - The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

14.Wachowman - Macho Man

15.Wunderwaffe 42 - Nikola Tesla

16.Bobdave - William Shakespeare

17.MetalFire - William Wallace

18.NightFalcon9004 - Stephen Hawking

19.TheDoctorTenGrinch - Doctor Who

20.SANTORYU99 - Clint Eastwood

21.Lasse200 - Justin Bieber

22.Tkid115 - Leonardo da Vinci

23.The voice of the voiceless - Bruce Lee

24.GilcAtmey - Isaac Newton

25.Four4 - Blackbeard

26.TheMindofMe - Adolf Hitler

27.Dragonsblood23 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

28.LakuitaBro01.2 - Luigi

Darth Vader=


 * -|Macho Man=

Accuracy:7

Agility:2

Defense:5

Strength:6

1. It’s about to get real

User’s strength +2 for 3 turns. -5 PP.

2. The Macho Man, there is no equal

All stats of the opponent drops by 2 for 2 turns. -10 PP.

3. He don’t like to hit little bitches

Recharge. HP and PP +4.

4. Elbow drop your whole nation

Opponent -5 HP. -5 PP.

5. Oh Yeah!

User’s agility +2. -5 PP.


 * -|Stephen Hawking=

Accuracy:9

Agility:3

Defense:4

Strength:4

1. He got 12 inch rims on his chair. That's how he roll, y'all

Roll his opponent over with his wheelchair. Opponent -5 HP. -3 PP.

2. Brief History of Time

Reverts time. Battle go back by 1 turn. Can be used ONCE only in each battle.

3. Dropping mad apples

Throw 2-5 apples at his opponent. Each apple deals 3 damage. Chances are random.

4. Ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe

Creates a great force to attack the opponent. Opponent -15 HP. -15 PP.

5. Ripping holes in you bigger than the holes than his black hole theory was

Creates a black hole. Opponent can’t attack for 1 round.


 * -|Easter Bunny=

Accuracy:4

Agility:9

Defense:3

Strength:4

1. Rub his foot for luck

Uses the power of rabbit’s foot. +2 accuracy. -5 PP.

2. We should keep it peaceful

Opponent -2 strength. -5 PP.

3. Homeboy, Jesus

Summons Jesus Christ. Immune to attack for the next turn. -10 PP. Can be used ONCE only in each battle.

4. Give people candy

+2 strength for the next 2 turns. -7 PP.

5. Go back to your village

Throws eggs at his opponent. Opponent -2 HP for each egg. May throw 2-5 eggs when used. Chances are random. -10 PP.


 * -|Billy Mays=

Accuracy:6

Agility:4

Defense:4

Strength:6

1. Hi Billy May’s here

Surprise attacks his opponent. Opponent -2 defense, -3 HP. -6 PP.

2. Takes his awesome auger and sow your quaker oats

Drills his opponent. Opponent -10 HP. -12 PP.

3. The lord of the pitch

Opponent’s defense falls by 3. -5 PP.

4. Strike you with bolts from his lightning rod cock

Strikes his opponent with bolts. Opponent -6 HP. -5 PP.

5. But wait there’s more!

Triple attacks his opponent. 100% success rate for the 1st time, 50% for the 2nd time, and 25% for the 3rd time. Opponent -5 HP each time. -10 PP.


 * -|Doctor Who=

Accuracy:9

Agility:5

Defense:2

Strength:4

1. Allons-y!

User’s agility +2. -5 PP.

2. There’s an infinite number of him simultaneously kicking your ass

Double attacks his opponent. Opponent -2 HP each time. There’s chance that the second time may deals 2 more damage. -5 PP.

3. I'm a mystical, medical doc at the pinnacle, shifting my physical form

Recharge. +5 HP. -2 PP. Defense -1 for the turn used.

4. Brilliant!

Attacks his opponent. Opponent -10 HP. -10 PP.

5. Would you like a jelly baby?

Throws jelly babies at his opponent. Opponent -8 HP if success, -2 HP when failed. -9 PP.


 * -|Moses=

Accuracy:6

Agility:4

Defense:4

Strength:6

1. God revealed the truths

Increases defense and strength by 2 for the next 3 turns. -8 PP.

2. Splits your ass in half

Hit his opponent with his staff to try to split them in half. Opponent -8 HP. -6 PP.

3. Let his little people go

Opponent’s defense -1. -3 PP.

4. Ten Plagues

Rains frog, darkens his opponent’s location, and cause his opponent to have boils. Opponent -10 HP for the turn used, -2 accuracy for the next 2 turns, and -5 HP for the next 2 turns. -15 PP. Can be used ONCE only in each battle.

5. Walked off to the land of milk and honeys

+2 defense for the next 3 turns. -8 PP.


 * -|Nikola Tesla=

Accuracy:7

Agility:4

Defense:6

Strength:3

1. He sees a universe of infinite energy

Recharge. +5 PP.

2. He has Reddit

Recharge. +10 HP. -5 PP.

3. Wireless transmission of truth

Opponent -10 HP. User +10 HP. –10 PP.

4. Giving lessons in electrical, this will be on the test

Opponent -5 HP. -5 PP.

5. A shocking real story of Tesla and you

Opponent’s defense -2. -5 PP.


 * -|Lance Armstrong=

Accuracy:5

Agility:6

Defense:5

Strength:4

1. He can sure as hell crack you

Opponent -10 HP. -10 PP.

2. Italian syringes

Accuracy, agility, defense, and strength increase by 3 for the next 2 turns. -15 PP. Can be used ONCE only in each battle.

3. The pinnacle of physical condition

Can only be used when HP is lower than 10. All attacks +2 damage for the next 2 turns.

4. Peddling like hell up in the Peloton

Double attacks opponent. 50% success rate for the 1st time, 25% for the 2nd time. Opponent -10 HP each time. -15 PP.

5. He did what he had to do to win

Takes steroids. User -5 HP, +2 strength. -15 PP.


 * -|Al Capone=

Accuracy:5

Agility:5

Defense:4

Strength:6

1. He’s a busy man, so he’ll make this quick

Strength rises by 2 for the next 2 turns. -7 PP.

2. Runs an Intricate criminal syndicate

Summons his mobsters. If opponent’s HP -15, -13 PP. If opponent’s HP -10, -10 PP. If opponent’s HP -5, -5 PP. Chances are random.

3. Slapping bitch ass since he was 14

Slaps the crap out of his opponent. Opponent -5 HP. – 3 PP.

4. Collects the insurance money

HP and PP increases by 6. Defense falls by 2 during the turn used.

5. Capwned

Shoots his opponent. Opponent -10 HP. -13 PP.


 * -|Walter White=

Accuracy:8

Agility:5

Defense:2

Strength:5

1. It’s Jesse, bitch!

Summons Jesse to fight. Attacks deals 5 more damage for the next round. Can be used ONCE only in each battle.

2. Having dinner by the pool with the DEA

Recharge. +10 HP. -15 PP.

3. Run you over with his Aztek, GTA

Run his opponent over. Opponent -15 HP, user -2 strength for the next 2 turns. -15 PP.

4. Stuff you in a barrel, and make a dude smoothie

Pours hydrofluoric acid onto his opponent. Opponent -10 HP. -10 PP.

5. Cooking crystal in the middle of the day

Cooks Blue Sky. Opponent will suffer from a poison state and -2 HP for 3 turns. -6 PP.


 * -|Goku=

Accuracy:4

Agility:5

Defense:4

Strength:6

1. Kamehameha

Use Goku’s signature move. -15 HP, -12 PP

2. He’s a Super Saiyan, dude

Transform into Super Saiyan. Strength increases by 2 for the next 3 turns. -15 PP.

3. Watch the clock

Recharge. +6 PP, defense fell by 2 during the turn this move is used.

4. Krillin it

Summons Krillin. -5 HP, +2 PP.

5. Kaio-ken get it done

Use Kaio-ken. -10 HP, -10 PP


 * -|Edgar Allan Poe=

Accuracy:7

Agility:5

Defense:4

Strength:4

1. All should fear him

Opponent -2 strength due to fear. -5 PP.

2. Poe’s poems pwn posers!

Writes a poem. Opponent -5 HP. -3 PP.

3. The Tell-Tale Heart beat soft in its grave

+5 HP. -6 PP.

4. See through you like pantyhose

Opponent’s accuracy -2. -5 PP.

5. In a minute maybe, I’mma hit him, cut him into itty bitty bits and I’mma stick em in the floorboards!

Cut his opponent. Opponent – 10 HP. -10 PP.


 * -|Isaac Newton=

Accuracy:8

Agility:3

Defense:5

Strength:4

1. He got a unit of force named after him

Creates a force to attack opponent. Opponent -5 HP. -5 PP.

2. When he starts attacking, he stay in motion

Triple attacks his opponent. 100% success rate for the 1st time, 50% for the 2nd time, and 25% for the 3rd time. Opponent -5 HP each time. -10 PP.

3. You wouldn’t even pass in one of his classes

Opponent’s accuracy -2 for the next 2 turns. -8 PP.

4. He accelerated the minds of mankind to a higher plane of understanding

User +2 accuracy. – 7 PP.

5. The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is the log to base e of the square-root of three times the sixty fourth power of what?

Opponent’s HP -1. -1 PP.


 * -|Bill Nye=

Accuracy:7

Agility:4

Defense:4

Strength:5

1. You don’t want to mess with the guy, Bill Nye

Warns his opponent. Opponent’s strength falls by 2. -5 PP.

2. Do what he gotta do to make sure scientific thought can grow

Debates against you. 60% chance of success. Winner’s strength rises by 2. -5 PP.

3. He hypothesize that you're about to get beat

Beats up his opponent. 50% chance of success. Opponent -10 HP. -5 PP when failed, -8 PP when succeeded.

4. Sagan approved

Summons Carl Sagan to support him. +7 HP. – 5 PP.

5. Needle in your eye

Stick a needle in your eye. 40% chance of success. Opponent -5 HP and accuracy falls by 3. -5 PP when failed, -9 PP when succeeded.


 * -|George Washington=

Accuracy:7

Agility:3

Defense:7

Strength:3

1. Catch a knee to the moose knuckle

Kicks his opponent in the private part. Opponent’s defense -2 and -4 HP, user’s strength -2 for the next turn. -3 PP.

2. Chopped down like a cherry tree

25% chance of success. If success, opponent -5 HP. -7 PP.

3. I see POWER!

PP increases by 5, HP decreases by 2.

4. You’re sleeping cut your throat

Cut opponent’s throat. Opponent’s HP -5 for the next 2 turns. -7 PP.

5. He got a state and a day and a DC

Uses his rights as the 1st president of the United States. Opponent -10 HP. -15 PP.


 * -|William Wallace=

Accuracy:7

Agility:4

Defense:3

Strength:6

1. He’ll knock you the fuck out, mate

Knock his opponent out. Opponent -5 HP. -4 PP.

2. Alba gu bràth

User +3 strength. -10 PP.

3. He’s Wallace and he’s flawless

Immune to all types of attack for 1 turn. Can be used ONCE only in each battle. -15 PP.

4. His style’s ice cold

User +1 accuracy. -2 PP.

5. Step on the battlefield, and he’s ready to kill

Opponent -10 HP. -10 PP.