Adam

"You want a bite of my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!"

- Adam

Adam battled his wife Eve in Adam vs Eve. He was played by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rapper
Adam was the first person ever created on earth in the Bible,  and the first man. God is said to have formed Adam ftom the soil of Earth with His breath, in His image. Adam tended the Garden of Eden under God's direction, but found himself lonely very quickly. When God saw this, He put Adam into a deep sleep and removed one of Adam's ribs, creating Eve to help him. Together, the two were to tend the garden and all creation within it, and could eat of any fruit they wished save the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Coaxed by a serpent, the two ate of the fruit and their eyes and minds were opened, giving way to Original Sin.

Verse 1:
My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it.

Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?

You cry about everything but can't decide what you want.

"I'm hungry," "I'm fat," "I'm cold," "I'm hot."

You call that complex, but yo, I call you a mess.

You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed.

You got a lotion for this. You got a cream for that.

Got any perfume that smells like "Get the fuck off my back?"

When things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming,

Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon!

It ain't summer, Eve. Don't try to play me like a douche.

You want a bite of my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!

Verse 2:
I wasn't listening. Are you still flapping those lips?

I was just thinking, "Yo, did I give up a rib for this?"

Woman, I just don't know what your problem is.

All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!

...

I'm sorry.

Verse 3:
Alright, nice!

Verse 4:
Okay, that's fine, we can eat.

Trivia

 * Being the first man on earth, Adam is the oldest male rapper in ERB in terms of time periods.
 * Adam is the first male rapper to rap against a female, Eve.
 * Adam and Eve are both the first two rappers to not have ERB bios written about them on the official website.