User blog:Cool Rap Battles of Power/Sonic the Hedgehog vs a bunch of fat guys

Sup everyone! In this battle it's Sonic vs a bunch of fat guys, the fat guys are Super Mario, Gaben, Honey Boo Boo's mum (I'm calling her a guy for da LOLZ) and Dr. Eggman. Enjoy!

Cool Rap Battles of Power

Sonic the Hedgehog

Vs

Super Mario

Begin!

Super Mario:

Let's-a go bitches, you're worst than Leo DiCaprio

You better be scared because It's-a me Mario

I may be fat but at least I'm not a blue weird speedy hedgehog

Riding around, killing your friends, and thinking you are GOD

I was made by Nintendo, the best company in history

If I didn't exist, you wouldn't either since you had to compete against me

I'm smashing bricks while you shit them out

You can't beat anyone since you're smaller than a cow

Sonic:

Gotta go super fast to beat this fatass nigga

He thinks he is so good but my dick is bigger

I'm going Chaos Control on your fat ass

You so slow, that I'm past Infinity fast

Time to end this war between us

Now I should start to cuss

Gabe Newell (Gaben):

Welcome to Valve, better than Nintendo, Sega and Sony combined!

This master is gonna beat Sonic's ass on time

Half Life 3 will be better than Sonic 1 and 06

You are fighting lots of cunts cuz you never had sex

Call me the scout because I'm winning with Team Fortress

Everyone is weaker than me, even Chuck Norris

Sonic:

You're a braindead, fat ass, arrogant fuckin monkey

Who can't buy my rights cuz he has not enough money!

I would kill you and then shit on your cunty fa-

Dr. Eggman:

Hahaha you aren't gonna beat Metal Sonic

Learn to swim, and learn jolly phonics

I'm Doctor Eggman so you don't stand a chance

You can't do shit and you can't dance!

Honey Boo Boo Mum:

Hey y'all time to rape this fucking hedgehog

He's no hero, he's a goddamn warthog

I am fat so I can squash you

You can't beat mighty June!

Sonic:

For fuck sakes! You stupid fucking whore

Once you suck my dick, you'll yell for more

Listen you slutty cunt, I will snap your fucking neck

I'm Sonic! Don't fucking mess with me bitch!

Running past, going fast, time to win!

Your strength would be better if your name was Finn

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide

Cool rap battkes of powaaar!

Who won? Mario Mama June Gaben Eggman Sonic All fat guys All of them None of them