User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.84: Tim Burton vs R.L. Stine

Ding dong, it's me!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TIM BURTON

VS

R.L. STINE

BEGIN!

Tim Burton

Lights, camera, action! Get ready for Tim Burton's verse.

Anyone who reads Stine's literature, will end up in a hearse.

I'm a big fish, in a small pond of gothic filmmakers.

You're a wrinkly old man, outdated like the L.A. lakers.

Received awards from BAFTA and the Golden Globes.

Sweeney Todd killed more than your books have plot holes.

Let me take a seat on my director chair 'cause I'm going to take 5.

I'm about to be bored to death, more than my characters are alive.

R.L. Stine

Welcome to my fear street Tim, have you got goosebumps yet?

Children enjoy my horror stories, whether through TV or cassette.

The name's Robert Lawrence Stine and I write world famous books.

Noone surprised your corpse bride left you. Who said you have good looks?

People are sick and tired of Johnny Depp in your movies, Tim.

They want alot less fantasy and alot more horror and grim.

You defaced Willy Wonka and Alice, now childhoods are crushed.

I may rap fast, but unlike your movies they won't be rushed.

Tim Burton

I'll call you HP and spread you like HBC's cheeks.

Listen up dummy before I'll give you a little slap, you creep.

Was gonna make a Goosebumps film but it didn't see the light of day.

The number one filmmaker, more popular than Michael Bay.

R.L. Stine

This sequel I have written takes place inside the nightmare room.

Say cheese and die because you are about to meet your doom.

I dropped lyrical bombs on this dyslexic prick, you can say I'm dynamite.

You can say I just took out the trash on this dark and stormy night.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

