User blog:TJBoyd/ERB of TJBoyd 1: Britney Spears vs Walt Disney

I wrote this battle in 2005 so some things might be a little bit out of date.



Britney:

I need no introduction but, it’s Britney bitch!

The greatest thing you ever did was get me rich.

Your’e an anti-semite who hangs out with Nazi’s

I hang out with K-Fed, J.T. and paparazzi.

Evry movie you make is filled with racist mumbo jumbo.

Like The Jungle Book, Aristocats, Peter Pan, and Dumbo

The only fun part is tryna find out where the dicks are.

And by the way, your company is shit without Pixar.

Walt Disney:

The names Walt Disney. I’m the King of Animation.

Let me invite you to marvel at my creation.

My magic is adored, from L.A. to China.

You freak people out and flash them your vagina.

Now, please keep your seatbelt fastened at all times.

While I put to shame the lame things you call rhymes.

My movies will melt your heart from winter to autumn.

Your songs came out of the heart of a broken bottom.

Britney Spears:

I’ll hit you one more time. And then I’ll do it again.

Even Ariel’s a nine. I’ve been told I’m a ten.

Why do your women have marry men right after they meet ’em?

You’re scared of mice, ‘cause you can’t get any pussy to eat ‘em.

I am the all time best selling teenage sensation.

You’re a hundred years old in frozen hibernation.

Your kiddy little movies are just filled catchy jingles.

I drop a better Song of the South with each of my singles.

Walt Disney:

You slept with K-Fed? Well then you must not be too picky.

You’re acting Goofy. Someone must have slipped you a Mickey.

You’re looking just like a man with your shaven head.

You act on stage the same way you behave in bed.

Your prerogative is by all means too provocative.

You just get people horny. I get people talkative.

And while you’re chasing the fame that you crave for,

Just remember, it’s my company you slave for.

Who Won? Britney Spears Walt Disney

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