User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic SM Battles of History-Leaf vs Acorn

Hello, idiots! I'm temporarily SM, so don't make me get out of this body. It's time for a lovely SM battle!

Teh Epic Battel
EPIC SM BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

ACORN!!!!!

VS!!!

LEAF!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

Leaf:
I'm a leaf with belief! You're nothing but an acorn,

You suck! You look like a nut.

Speaking of nuts, you're nuts! No buts! You're stupid!

It's your turn to rap, run a lap.

Acorn:
You say I'm nuts, but I'm actually a nut!

Good pun! This is fun! But you're still losing!

You're not me, so you can't pee.

Because I'm a nut! And I think nuts make you pee!

If not, this is awkward.

Leaf:
Ha! I win! So you can shut up now!

I'm on trees while you're on bees!

Bees aren't good, because they sting!

Like other things that sting!

I won! I like buns!

Acorn:
I'm an acorn. Squirrels save me for winter.

You like buns, but I'm done.

I AM A FUCKING ACORN!

I just yelled because you repelled.

Now the announcer says stuff!

WHO WON???

WHO'S NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

EPIC SM BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

WHO DAFUQ WON Leaf Acorn