User blog:Element K/ERBR; Notch Vs Ole Kirk Christiansen

Welcome to the 3rd installment of ERBR. Today's battle will make you shit bricks (I know I used that joke in the news blog). We have Notch, the creator of minecraft against OKC, the creator of lego. Shout out to Leandro for todays epic title cards. It won't have a thumbnail and ending slate (yes I will add those now that these are suggestions) right now because my desktop was kind of f*cking with me, so... yeah. Also, reminder, don't forget to suggest because I am running out of stuff to do xD

P.S. All references in this battle are either in game or kinda obvious

Beat

Battle


VS



BEGIN

OKC {0:15} :

Made a wooden toy for centuries, meant to build and to create

Only to be ripped off in the future by a Persson overweight

You live in a dirt house, battling spooky bowed skeletons

Punching trees for wood and trying to get every diamond

Lego complex rhymes to be spit by this carpenter

Cause I'm not going to take sh*t from a first person farmer

Wait, I just got news a new Lego movie is gonna sprout

So buy your tickets now before they're like Notch; sold-out

Notch {0:37}:

Time to take it up a notch, since your raps were just OK, C

You must be tripping on Legos if you think you can beat me

Slash with a diamond sword, enchanted with sharpness 127

Beat you so bad you'll end up in the Nether or Heaven

Calling me a rip-off just because I created the oh-so famous Minecraft

When you yourself took off with the British idea of Kiddicraft

My game's getting a movie too, if you observe

I'm the king of the server, and you just got served

OKC {1:06} :

You're jealous of this Danish legend with the plastic brick legacy

You'll need to craft a better rap to even attempt to top me

My toys have no lag, don't mean to brag, minecraft was just another fad

To be a GTA rip-off, 3D & commands, you must be mad

Terraria apart, take a fancy swig while you dig

Laugh at your face, cause you can't even program a pig

You must red-STONED to even continue, go back to the failure area

As you said on your website, I just ended an era

Notch {1:32} :

God & I made worlds, L-O-L, mine's bigger

While all you did was made little Simpsons mini-figures

I live in danger, I like to dig straight down

Exploit caverns and ravines, when I leave my block town

Rose to fame as if it was a minigame

Sky-block your attacks easily, since they were so lame

They've abandoned your mineshaft to see me bed-rock life in general

Because you name equals dirt while I'm this generation's emerald!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Notch Ole Kirk Christiansen

Hint For Next Battle: Rick Grimes