User blog:Tkid115/Connor Kenway vs Finn the Human. 115 Rap Battles Season 2.

'This is the 2nd rap battle in season 2. It features Indian assassin, Connor Kenway, versus fantasy adventurer, Finn the Human, to find out who is the greater adventurer. Beat: Connor starts at 0: 10 '

115 RAP BATTLES!!!
CONNOR KENWAY!!!

VS....

FINN THE HUMAAAAN!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Connor:

There's no WAY that a boy in blue will be a match for ME!

This'll be a Revolution in battle winnings for the Assassins and their Creed!

So go on! Get your friends! Travel to very distant lands!

Cause you don't belong in REAL battles! You just CAN'T do what I CAN!

Rope dart through your arm and an arrow straight through Jake!

Hidden blade to your chest and tomahawk to your face!

In this battle, the only thing that's ending is your fun!

Go back to living in a tree and getting friend-zoned by a piece of GUM!



Finn:

You're lookin' down, there, Connor! Lighten up and have some fun!

<p style="text-align:center;">Or I'll slice ya in half and I'll punch ya buns!

<p style="text-align:center;">I thinks it's time for an adventure and it's time for you to lose!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're as much a badass as Spongebob tripping over his own shoes!

<p style="text-align:center;">Call me Marcelene, cause' I ROCK with demonic flow!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're not cool, not a bad boy! All you are's for show,

<p style="text-align:center;">that Ubisoft was desperate for a game so they shoved you along!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're so poorly made and generic while I have my own theme song!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Connor:

<p style="text-align:center;">Please. Poorly made? Just look at how you're drawn!

<p style="text-align:center;">You look like a stick-figure ate too much! No brains, and no brawn!

<p style="text-align:center;">You got dumped by a HOT girl! Wow, how sad.

<p style="text-align:center;">I don't need a dog or magic sword to be cool. Brother, are you mad?

<p style="text-align:center;">Everything is permitted to give an ass-whooping to you!

<p style="text-align:center;">But I'll only use half my skill, cause nothing you say is true!

<p style="text-align:center;">What's wrong with this generation?! A boy dating 3 whores?!

<p style="text-align:center;">Prepare for me to finish this! I'll win the battle AND the war!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Finn:

<p style="text-align:center;">Yeah, I may be young dating, but I don't see YOU with a girl at ALL!

<p style="text-align:center;">The only girl you had was Ma, but she got killed by a flaming wall!

<p style="text-align:center;">You can't beat a true warrior, Rataha...whatever!

<p style="text-align:center;">But your life compared to mine, mine's a million times better!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're who Washington admires? I'm who we watches in the morning!

<p style="text-align:center;">For me, it's time for adventuring! For you, it's to live a life of BORING!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're slaying soldiers! I'm slaying dragons! This is a game of cat and mouse!

<p style="text-align:center;">This slaughter's OVER! Go and remove that dumb hatchet from your house!

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<p style="text-align:center;">WHO WON?!

<p style="text-align:center;">YOU DECIDE!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">115 (WOOO!!! (stab) ) RAP BATTLES!!!!

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