Talk:Mozart vs Skrillex/@comment-151.70.84.136-20140211185515

there should be a sequel about this!


 * Scenes starts with Mozart on the stage, ready to have a concert. Suddenly, Skrillex shows up, headphones on*

Mozart: "Not again..."

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MOZART!

VS!

SKRILLEX!

BEGIN!

Mozart: I'll put a classical spin on this silly rap game, I shouldn't need to use words to put your music to shame, It's just senseless noise, filled with wubs and bass, My symphonies attract millions from all over the place, You should ditch those foolish glasses, start dressing with style, With my elegant bow tie, I've got you beat by a mile, I didn't see you at that concert, what happened? Were you late? Oh that's right, the hired me 'cause you're so second-rate,

Skrillex: It's time to crank this bass all the way to eleven, You guys were boring at the concerts, but I rocked a royal weddin', You're music's centuries old, mine always goes viral, Think you can compete with me? You're not even a rival, You think that you're big because you play with a band? Then how come I'm the one whose gotten more attention from fans? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You're too fancy for a fight, I'll be the last one standin', <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">There's no way you stand a chance against MY BASS CANNON!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Mozart: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You might clean dishes with those wubs, you think that's gonna scare me? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You must be crazy as your hair little miss Sonn-3, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">My music's stood the test of time and my career's at its peak, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">I'd be surprised if anyone remembers you in a week, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You're just a flash in the pan, barely making the charts, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">There's no way your electronics can compete with my art, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">I've been playing countless instruments, all since the cradle, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">I'll leave your head spinning faster than your precious turn tables,

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Skrillex: <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Barely making the charts? I'm a musical star! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You're like the Houdini of music, all stuck up and sub-par, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">I've worked with the best and I'm adored by the rest! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You just play with snooty pests in bowties and vests, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Some rap battle WMA, I wouldn't call this a fight, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You're cranky all the time 'cause you're so uptight, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Nobody listens to classical, you might as well quit, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">'Cause I'm the master of beats, so LET'S SPIN THIS S***

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Who Won?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Who's Next?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">YOU DECIDE!