User blog:Zeph3456/Steve Harvey vs Pennywise



Hello everyone, and welcome to the fourteenth episode of Awful Rap Battles of Pop Culture and the sixth episode of Season 2. Today, we have TV host, Steve Harvey battling demonic clown, Pennywise.

Cast
Oofie as Steve Harvey and Pennywise

Steve Harvey
I am Steve Harvey and I am here to say,

Pennywise the Dancing Cunt is indeed gay.

He’s just some stupid lights with a small cock.

Oh wait, never mind, he doesn’t even have one.

He’s so feminine that he sounds like a ninja.

He has no soul because he is a stupid ginger.

I rather face Tim Curry than facing Skarsgård,

You’re far away from famous, just like Skarsgård.

It’s black vs white, and I don’t want to be racist,

But you losing me is obvious in any kinda races.

Pennywise? More like Pennydumb you bastard,

So try to catch up...and run faster!

Pennywise
You look so awful, even worse than when you’re whitefaced.

I look really good, better than you when I’m whitefaced

My dancing is so good and unique you won’t even questioned it

But looking at your suit, originality is what I’m questionin’

Talent on the mic is what you truly lacked

You copied The Ellen Show, you stupid bag.

I look good...in my fancy-ass suit,

You look awful in your second-hand suit.

You are a bad person, with your H*tler mustache.

Shave off that bush, it’s bigger than your mother.

My verse is ending now so let me spit some nuclear:

Oppenheimer is confirmed because of his majestic beard.

Steve Harvey
Well you’re a bad person.

Pennywise
You’re even worse than Stalin.

Steve Harvey
You have a tiny cock,

Pennywise
Your reputation is fallin’.

So look into my eyes as I spit some facts,

Pennywise and Steve Harvey
I’m recording this track on my old-ass Mac.

Who won? Steve Harvey Pennywise