User blog:Loygansono55/Spaghetti vs Noodles - Epic Rap Battles of Food Season 2 Ft. J1coupe

Can't think of an intro, so... thanks to J1coupe for rapping as Noodles. Umm, go?

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

SPAGHETTI!

VERSUS!

NOODLES!

BEGIN!

Spaghetti:
I start off hard, but then I get softer,

Put sauce all over me and I will look super sexy!

Noodle? More like Poo-dle! Ha, you a sucka,

I'm a stringy little blighter, while you're also a stringy little blighter!

Go back to Korea, you asshole, and kiss Kim Jong's ass!

Don't give me that sass,

You shall not pass!

Don't kiss Kim Jong's ass, kiss my ass!

Noodles:
I is of ready to take spa in spaghetti sauce!

Jewish monie oke? I going great with Italy!

But not yuo! I also of am in a bowl of noodles,

Because I eatings spaghetti and with poop I doodle!

If I am of poo, you is a poo-poo,

See what of doing I there, Spa? Ghetti?

See what of doing I there again?

...North Korea is of happening best Korea!

Spaghetti:
Do you even Minecraft, bro? I bet you spend your time sucking!

You ain't nothing, just a Korean fuck,

My least favourite animals are mice, I'll say it twice,

Actually, no I won't, that would be a wast of a line,

Fuck you! Very much! Very very much!

Very very very much! Very very very very much!

I have many pasta friends, you don't have any friends,

So just clippity cloopity clappity the hell away from me, or I'll kick your ass to Constantinople!

Noodles:
Yuo cross rine! I is fine with rice and every pasta!

But yuo not understand I is also China and Japan,

Suck yuo meatball because it is very of dericious,

But not gud like noodles! every pasta need of nukes!

Yuo sauce make gud confetti! It of rhyming with spaghetti!

Everybody is of eating me rike chomp chomp gobble gobble!

I is of like that word, gobble gobble gobble!

Dids yuo know Kim is of best Korea reader?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU ORDER!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

Who won? Spaghetti Noodles