User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Ash williams vs Frank west

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

ASH WILLIAMS

VS

FRANK WEST

BEGIN!

ASH
Here we go ash is back this time in a battle of rap,

against some scruffy looking jersey sap,

chainsaw for a hand gonna get messy,

no one to save you not even your besties,

you fought pyscho's? well i fought deadites,

i fought demon's in other evil things and i won all those fights,

Frank
i fought zombies too bitch a whole mob to be precise,

so don't think i have it nice,

i make weapons out of everyday objects suck on that ashy,

i rather face your evil puppet and avoid his slashy slashy,

when it comes to battling evil i'm the one they call,

now go away before i caught off your balls,

Ash
you think you can step to me i'm always getting laid,

i will cut your head off if you try to stop bruce campbell from getting paid,

your the main protagionsit i get it,

but in the latest you got turned into a zombie so your on my list,

i would pass the mic to wendy but you know what happened to her,

so got the speed to boot and i got my boomstick and i will kill you in a blurr,

Frank
please old man your not getting past me,

as you got cancelled on hbo your history,

i would slappy you but that would be silly,

tell that pyscho frank sent you so suck on his willy,

been in marvel vs capcom so i got fighitng chops,

so don't try to kill me or i am calling the cops,

Ash
this is one s-mart employee you don't wanna piss off,

so swallow this frankie or i will throw you a balistikov,

see this is my boomstick i use it to kill,

you have no luck you suck better write your last will,

been in this game before you were even born,

you better learn more then wrestling moves son cause i went back in time to king arthur's court,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S BRAINNNS! EPIC RAP BATTLES!