User blog:Gj 6532/Scar VS Shere Khan

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DISNEY!

SCAR!

VERSUS!

SHERE KHAN!

BEGIN!

Scar:

Get a load of all of this shit, Tigger

I'm better at being sadistic, Tigger

Plus I got a little secret: I know your one weakness

I'll end this battle leaving you in pieces, Tigger

You parents got ganked, and now you're distant and cold

Taking your frustration out on boys just ten years old!

You better run like the coward you are, 'cause I'm on fire!

I'm the face of Broadway shows, merchandise, a Disney empire!

People are barely aware of your movie's own entity

I only remember it because of The Bear Necessities.

Shere Khan:

Bravo, Scar. An extraordinary performance

Now I'll shower my rhymes on you harder than when a climactic rainstorm hits.

Don't blast me for a hunting a child, that's my instinct

You're a prima donna twink who killed his own brother

And blamed his son to hide your cover

Creatures coward in fear when I step in the jungle

So challenging me is just making a bungle

Trust In Me, queer, when I say you will just fumble

Bitch, I run This Land, you're Simba's basterd uncle

I'll come back to bite you on the ass like your pride, don't try my patience.

Keep in mind that I helped lead to your creation.

Scar:

ENOUGH! I am ten times the villain you were!

I'm an animation icon, you're a lifeless sack of fur!

I'll have Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed take certain duties

Be Prepared to have your balls handed right to me

I'll TaleSpin your ass over boiling hot lava

It won't last long, though, so HAKUNA MATATA!

Shere Khan:

I can't be bothered with this scourging. I don't have time for that nonsense.

Your Nazi hyenas don't threaten me, and if I'm being honest

I find your pussy rhymes to be rather unfitting

You should know I have Tiger Blood, 'cause I'm unstoppable. Winning.

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DISNEY!