User blog:TKandMit/Gir

Hey everyone! So in chat the other day, the user Gir 5 life was suggesting ProbablyNoah suggestions for his awesome Epic Rat Battles of Horror series. We started making playful jokes that Gir was obsessed with Noah, and I proposed the idea of a parody of 'Stan' by Eminem. Gir said he was fine with it, so ye :D enjoy!

The Parody
Hook - J1Coupe singing

''My coffee has gone all cold. I'm wondering why I returned from work at all.''

''The title cards are all, really well done. And I will re-read them all.''

And Karkat's text is so grey, because I lurk his message wall.

My suggestions aren't all that bad, all that bad, all that bad.

Gir 5 Life

Dear Noah, I left a message and you still ain't commented

Left a vote, batte, and all those kinds of contents

I suggested two battles back in August, not even creepypastas

Or my comment, ya never saw it? Wikia crashed or somethin

Sometimes I'm too excited and forget to hit send with my contributions

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man - I also like Karkat

I want to own some rats too, and 'bout to write some horror

If I have a rodent, you know what I'mma call em?

I'll call him Probably.

I read you're hypochondrial too, just like me

I have a brother that also raps perfectly, he's so awesome

I know you ProbablyHear this every Friday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even read that freestyle thing you did with chat

I got my profile full of photos and your lyrics, man

I even like the non-horror stuff too, none of it is bad

Anyways, I hope I sent this man, PM me back

I'm in chat, truly yours, Gir, your biggest fan, you are rad

''My coffee has gone all cold. I'm wondering why I returned from work at all.''

''The title cards are all, really well done. And I will re-read them all.''

And Karkat's text is so grey, because I lurk his message wall.

My suggestions aren't all that bad, all that bad, all that bad.

Dear Noah, you still ain't PM or comment, I hope you didn't lag

I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up that you just left chat

If you didn't want to talk to me outside your blog post

You didn't have to, I'm not a bigger fgt than Matthew

That's just that Wonder man. You're still my idol

I almost signed up on TK's Blog as you

But all spots were filled, so ProbablyNo

Ya see what I did there, man? I fucking love ya

I want to be just like you man, I like you more than J1

I ain't that mad tho, I just want you to talk to

Remember when I sent ya a message in September?

You said if I suggest, ya'd use all that

See, I'm just like you in a way

I don't really like creepypastas either

They are so cliche and get annoying easier

I can relate to the characters in your blogs

So every single day, I go and read them all

I remembered all of Norman/Alex

And all of them Freddy/Jason sequels

I even got the title 'ProbablyGir' on my page

Sometimes I write my own battles and see how it reads

Compare it to yours, it's such an awesome feeling to me

See, everything you write is the best, and I love it when I read it

And chat's just jealous because I talk about you 24/7

But they don't know Noah like Gir does, no one does

Joe doesn't like it when I hit your wall with suggestions up

You gotta do one man, even Smile Dog vs Cujo

Sincerely yours, Gir. P.S., I write fanfiction of us, too

''My coffee has gone all cold. I'm wondering why I returned from work at all.''

''The title cards are all, really well done. And I will re-read them all.''

And Karkat's text is so grey, because I lurk his message wall.

My suggestions aren't all that bad, all that bad, all that bad.

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-To-Use-Gir's-Battles

This will be the last message I'll ever send Karkat

It's been six days and still no Cujo? Bad ideas are Gir's?

I know you got my last two messages, I check the contribs perfect

So this is the last PM I'm sending you, I hope you use them

I'm in chat right now, being threatening, Probably

Hey Noah, IT'S ME, Foxy, are you scared tonight?

You know the tourney, Phil/Jude and how they finished last night?

It's about that battle, you coulda finished that verse now and

You didn't, and Phil ended it all and then it's finally done

That's kinda how this is, took forever to say I'm annoying

But now it's too late, I'm getting banned from chat, lousy

All I wanted was another message or battle

I hope you know I deleted all my comments off your wall

I love you Noah, wrote fanfiction, you ever think about that

You ruined it now, I hope you can't think and you write about it

And when you write you can't think, writer's blocked all on it!

I hope this nonsense eats at you and there's no season three without me

See Noa-shut up rat! I'm tryna jot

Hey Noah, that's my rat, ProbablyNot

But I didn't return the slab, I just suggested, see, I ain't like you

'Cause if I suggested, you;d be ignorant and be homeStuck, too

Well, gotta go, I've been banned from the wiki now

Wait-shit. How am I supposed to send this now? *logs out*

''My coffee has gone all cold. I'm wondering why I returned from work at all.''

''The title cards are all, really well done. And I will re-read them all.''

And Karkat's text is so grey, because I lurk his message wall.

My suggestions aren't all that bad, all that bad, all that bad.

ProbablyNoah

Dear Gir, I meant to type this sooner, I've just been busy

I just finished the finale of the second season

Look, I'm really flattered you'd call your rat all that

And I saw your page too, I really do like all of that

I'm sorry I didn't see you on my post, I forgot to thank you

Don't think I meant that, ProbablyDid that to someone else, too

But what's this about writing just like me, too?

I like to influence, but don't copy, Gir. That's not cool.

There's other wikians, Gir, look around the wiki

Just read on Lexi's battles. ...And stop spamming my messages plz

And what's this fanfiction of us together?

That type of shit doesn't make me want to use your battles

I really think you are a cool dude, brother

...And maybe just don't message me more

I hope you get this message, I just hope wiki sends it on time

Before you fuck up, you might get blocked for a time

If you relax a little, thanks for liking my battles, but damn

In chat, you seemed a bit sad

Or are you just that mad?

Try to understand, I love a horror fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

There was this one kid in chat a few weeks ago and he got kicked

Wach said he was weird and proved an idiot

And he had got mad and didn't gave a fuck

He said shut up to his rat as he jot down shit

And on his wall, they found him banned, a month or two

Come to think of it, his username was...it was you.

Damn.