User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Pepe vs Dat Boi - Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture S1

TMW you've been playing Papa's Bakeria semi-ironically instead of making IRBoICs. Anyways, after a lazy haitus, I'm back at it with two dead memes in the IRBoIC spirit! OK, the elephant in the room, the haitus. I was just tired of doing rap battles and I hit a creative block. Also, I'm running out of ideas, so please hit me up with some of them suggestions! Seriously, this is out-dated, and I'm still doing it. I'm desperate, OK?

In today's IRBoIC, we have the wall-busting, unicycling, wadduping, DAT BOI versing the infamous Boy's Club member, spaghetti eating, PEPE THE FROG. Which amphibian shall be the apex? We shall see...

Battle
ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE



VS



'''BEGIN! '(Dat Boi starts at 0:11)''

Dat Boi:
Dat boi’s bursting in! Coming down the street!

The universal unicyclist versus the frog Nazi!

This MS Paint-ing can suck my poopoo peepee!

You have rarity? Well, I have an army!

I’m winning this race, just like you, it’s not hard.

Your memes are about as valuable as a Yugi-Oh! card.

But News Flash: Guess what? I’m replacing you.

Tonight’s dish: Creepy cuisses de grenouille.

Pepe:
Keep that mouth Pac’d, your raps are “Criminally” bad!

You can’t call yourself a meme, you’re a circus act!

You’re not even a man! Keep to your Boi’s Club

I’m breaking your fame, but I’ll be going “whaddup”!

I made the modern meme! Pray to your daddy!

Cruisin’ with my crew, Brett, Landwolf, and Andy!

You’re green with envy because you can’t cause mass hysteria.

Hitting that goal like I’m Kepler Laveran Lima Ferreira!

Dat Boi:
You can’t win relevance back, so why fight me?

I pedal unicycles, while you peddle rarity!

Enjoy your 5 seconds of fame from Donald Trump!

Stick to bottom of the barrel Imgur meme dumps.

Pepe:
Pay attention, your raps are sub-normie level.

You’re only popular because of me_irl!

I bring the frog Furie, topped off with Pepe’s pepper

Choke on this spaghetti, cooked extra rare!



Kermit:
It’s time to starts the beats up, it’s time to light the lights

It’s time to beat these froggies in battle rap tonight!

Why do you think you’re popular? 4chan perhaps,

It’s like a kind of torture to have to bear your raps!

Me: I know both are trying hard to be a meme!

Also me: But but they’ve been failing at it since 2014!

But lemme just say: It’s not easy being on top!

Tea lizard’s out; Mic drop.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



Who Won? Pepe Dat Boi Kermit

Hint explained:
Forgot to add one.. :/

Hint for the next battle:
TBA