User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Lak's Video Game Rap Battles! Little Mac VS Balrog



I'm back with another good battle. This time it's Little Mac, the boxer from Punch-Out, versus Balrog, the boxer from Street Fighter. Despite the obvious boxer connection, it's the game that had Mike Tyson in it versus the game that wanted to avoid a lawsuit with Mike Tyson.

Le Battle:
LAK'S VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES

BALROG

VS

LITTLE MAC

BEGIN!

Balrog:

McDonald’s younger brother wants to fight the Balrog?

Head back to the Bronx, Mac, you won’t last here for long!

You come from a game of racism; I’ll put you to sleep like Sandman,

Losing a fight to a mongoloid islander? You need more than a hand, man!

Break you harder than Glass Joe, I’m madder than Bald Bull,

Like Kaiser you could be beat by kids, you really are a fool,

Get yourself a better trainer, not some fat ass has-been,

Going against me is like challenging me to my hobby! Gamblin’!

Little Mac:

Three times world champ, here in the ring comes Little Mac,

Getting serious hits on this guy like it was a Super Smash,

You look like a mad Disco Kid that always gets beat by Ryu,

More wimpier than when his game company’s avoiding a lawsuit!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Left hook, right hook, star punch this little bitch in the ground,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">A money obsessed boxer? Now you must be fooling around,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Bruise you more than Nick Bruiser, lyrical Hadukens like Ken,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">I beat Donkey Kong to a pulp, you wanna go against me again?!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">Balrog:

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">You can’t beat the Balrog, Mac, don’t you even try,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">There must be cheeseburgers in your gloves! You punch like a Gabby Jay guy!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">You beat the Kong? Well now I guess it’s time you retire,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">So quit Mad Clown-ing around, learn not to play with Balrog’s fire!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">You’re like three feet tall, there’s no way you can uppercut me,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">Demons are Raging in me like the Devil, don’t try to touch me,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">I’m swimming in piles of cash, just see the greatness of Vegas!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#4682B4;">After I’m done burying you, I’ll tell the world of Little Mac the Racist!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Little Mac:

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">You pulled the racist card twice, it proves you lack originality,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Ranking the most damage in a brawl, your end will be a fatality,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Stealing Bison’s name, you got some real Psycho mentality,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Make this a reality; I’ll Punch you Out of this galaxy!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Size? You don’t intimidate me! I’ve fought people way bigger and won,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Let my Giga version be the one who shows you who’s number one!

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">You tried to be the Street Fighter but you’re still in my Shad-aloo,

<div style="font-size:?pt;color:#228B22;">Now get out of here before I become the next rap killer and “Knock Out” you!

Who won? Balrog Little Mac