User blog:TheAtlanticTempest/Booksmart vs the Parent Trap

Booksmart vs The Parent Trap is the second installment of Tempest Rap Battles. It features Booksmart protagonists Molly Davidson and Amy Antsler rapping against The Parent Trap protagonists Halie Parker and Annie James. It was released on January 29th, 2020.

Lyrics
(Note: Molly and Hallie are in regular text, Amy and Annie are in italics, both speaking at the same time are in bold.)

Molly and Amy:
School's out! Booksmart's brainiacs are here to spit out raps!

Won't be needing a gap year teach these little brats!

We're out of May in this battle, James, no more swapping like an anagram!

If I wanted battle a Parker, I would have went with Spider-man!

Cause when they look back at Disney films, The Parent Trap's an afterthought.

End a conversation real quick, you're like Booksmart in the park-ing lot!

Proudly R-rated! For success we are fated! ''Facing the likes of you? We'll never be daunted!''

But like your parents thought of you at birth, your remake's at best half-wanted!

Hallie and Annie:
You might as well have spent your rap trying to track a party down!

Won't be hard to beat this milquetoast nerd and this obese glory hound!

Your Superbad film's filled with politics and awkward bantering!

And it's only with a soft toy Antsler rocks the world in Mandarin!

90s Disney magic, don't need a ashtray cup to spit it sick!

Take a seat and toothbrush, Davidson, and watch your victory Slip Away like Nick.

For a pair of high school loners, you two are radiating arrogance!

Let's cast these outcasts out on a lake! Excellent!

Molly and Amy:
''Excellent? Ha! You two better Get a Clue!''

You're holding a Lohan in poker and the drugs are playing you!

Career's Among the Shadows, your best legacy is your awful rapping!

You Oughta Know your irrelevance, get back to the Isolation Cabin!

Our movie's a masterpiece, your film's just par for the course!

I've seen Dina and Michael, you clearly can't fix an actual divorce!

''Stole this win like Bling Ring! You better scamper, little friends!''

Your film career died in 2013, call it This is the End!

Hallie and Annie:
Ask Meredith Blake, we rain pain upon our enemies!

The real swapping here is your actresses' sexualities!

Spitting Hallie Fire, you better call another Malala!

A headstart on the Jonah Hill? That does not seem Just, Monica!

We're an unforgettable classic, a hit debut, the Lohan legacy!

You're a box office disappointment, how's that for facing reality?

Sorry, ladies, game's over, cause you just messed with the Queens!

What's the score, sister? Hallie, we clinched the win!

Trivia

 * Molly and Amy rap their first verse in the backdrop of their school hallway, Hallie and Annie rapping theirs in Camp Walden. For their second verses, Molly and Amy, dressed in their party clothes, rap in Nick Holloway's party while Hallie and Annie rap in.