User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Twilight Sparkle VS Ash Ketchum ~ Remake

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS

ASH KETCHUM

VS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

BEGIN!



Twilight:

Oh well hello there again Ash, how has life been,

Running around the world never getting any wins,

You’ve said you’ve done it all but have you squirtled in a girl?

With your over-enthusiastic attitude you make me want to hurl,

Pokemon Master my rump, you’ll be stocking shelves at the Pokemart,

I’ll put you in a hurricane, feel free to impart,

Oh you so scared? Can’t take my lyrical Giga Impacts?

I’d expect that from you, mostly because of the way you act



<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you can beat me? With those lame a** rhymes?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve stepped back up to the mic to beat you a second time,

<p class="MsoNormal">Stop being such a wuss, it’s just a bunch of lame tests,

<p class="MsoNormal">Try all you want but I’m still gonna be the very best,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’mma make Cupcakes out of you, serve them on a silver platter,

<p class="MsoNormal">I got flows like water, make your elements of harmony shatter,

<p class="MsoNormal">You ain’t got no rhythm, disagree? HA, BITCH PLEASE,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re more annoying than the pink girl filled with rees

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight:

<p class="MsoNormal">As said once and I’m gonna say it again, you’re such a little kid,

<p class="MsoNormal">Why don’t you quit your journey like your friend Brock did,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re acting all hazy, you died in the movie, well that’s tragic,

<p class="MsoNormal">No run to the circus Ash, you have no friends; Friendship is Magic

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well you’re talkin’, do I have to remind you of all your friends?

<p class="MsoNormal">My legacy still lives and in fact, it will never end,

<p class="MsoNormal">Just because you’re watched by four year-olds doesn’t mean you’re cool,

<p class="MsoNormal">And with that Arceus awful movie you’re more of a fool

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well I gotta give you credit for fighting against me in three verses,

<p class="MsoNormal">But with those raps I just can’t stand your petty curses,

<p class="MsoNormal">Stab you in the Iris, you won’t see your next Dawn cuz’ you’ll be Ash,

<p class="MsoNormal">I lyrically wounded you, Twilight Sparkle used Slash

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Now this battle will be longer, but I brought something to battle you,

<p class="MsoNormal">So get ready Twilight, I brought my little friend Pikachu

<p class="MsoNormal">Pikachu:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’mma about to Thunder Bolt this Purple Pony to dust,

<p class="MsoNormal">Me and Ash’s raps are Platinum, yours are collecting rust

<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ll Crush and Kill you, leaving you Destroyed because of our Swag,

<p class="MsoNormal">So don’t bother another verse, I don’t wanna hear your nag

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well excuse me, I didn’t know that Ashley would get mad,

<p class="MsoNormal">Everyone you know disowns you, even your dad

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a freak that lives in a tree, you’re nothing else,

<p class="MsoNormal">You got a IQ of zero, Twilight, you need mental help

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<p class="MsoNormal">Twilight:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m putting a stop to this, you and your little franchise,

<p class="MsoNormal">Stomp it all flat before your pokemon sun rises

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ash:

<p class="MsoNormal">Call this a Winter Wrap Up, this battle is officially over,

<p class="MsoNormal">In comparison, your dis attacks stats were much more lower

Who won? Ash Ketchum and Pikachu Twilight Sparkle