User blog:RadicalWeavile/RadicalWeavile vs WonderPikachu12. Third Official Wiki Rap Battle Tourney - Round Two

Hey guys, I'm Weavile (or Chris, my real name) and I'm going against Pikachu (or Matt, his real name). I'm aware I'm writing this somewhat early, but I don't do this now, I may not be able to do it at all due to me returning to school very soon. I hope everyone is entertained by this battle. P.S. My mom got ahold of my previous lyrics, and she forced me to tone my more vulgar profanities down, so if they seem a bit...mild, blame her.

Weavile:

It seems like every damn day I deal with this dumb dude

Being rude, acting crude, is that untrue? Ask Jude

You got down with Meat and Tesla? I find that somewhat scary

And you changed your name to Pikachu. It should have been WonderClefairy

My name's Chris and I'm a Christian, battling is my thing

So start listening you powerless Pokemon or face this dissing

I spit verbal Whirlipedes that'll Steamroll this rollback

Don't want to get schooled? Sit in the corner with a Dunsparce cap!