Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 52/@comment-109.100.178.217-20141228160948/@comment-109.100.178.217-20141228163509

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYY:



JACKBURTON

VS

PROBABLYNOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BEGIN!



JACK BURTON :

I WILL HERE TODAY DEFEAT THIS PROBABLYASSHOLE

JUST LIKE JACK THE RIPPER I’LL LEAVE YOU IN BLOOD AND GORE

I SPIT LYRICAL DRAMA STRAIGHT INTO YOUR FACE

WHEN YOU ARE AS TOUGH AS PRINCESS GRACE

YOU THINK YOU’RE SO MACHO WITH YOUR BRAINLESS CRITICS

DUDE, YOU’RE EVEN CRAZIER AND DUMB THAN TREVOR PHILIPS

JUST UNREVEAL YOUR IDENTITY, YOU LAME ASS! IT’S JUST TO BAD THAT YOU CAN’T BE AS ME, A GREAT BADASS!



<p class="MsoNormal">PROBABLY NOAH:

<p class="MsoNormal">JACK FOR GOD’S SAKE! YOU’RE AN IDIOT!

<p class="MsoNormal">I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY EVEN PUT ME IN THIS BATTLE AGAINST THIS ROBOT

<p class="MsoNormal">STOP CRITICIZING ERBP, YOU DISGUST ME!

<p class="MsoNormal">TO BAD YOU GOT BLOCKED, SO YOU COULD NEVER BE SET FREE!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A LAME ASS CHARACTER

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A RAPPER

<p class="MsoNormal">STOP WITH THE ‘’BAD ASS’’ THING, YOU UGLY KENTUCKY FRIED! I’M LEAVING THIS BATTLE! I DON’T NEED TO WIN! BYE-BYE!

<p class="MsoNormal">(JACK BURTON APPEARS IN FRONT OF NOAH)

<p class="MsoNormal">JACK:

<p class="MsoNormal">NOT SO FAST, YOU ASS KISSING HUNTER!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’M GONNA DESTROY YOU HERE AND LEAVE YOU OVER 9000 FEET UNDER!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU’RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO POSTS IDEAS

<p class="MsoNormal">AND YOU ARE AS LAME AS THE ECONOMY FROM IKEA

<p class="MsoNormal">(SOME USERS APPEARS)

<p class="MsoNormal">TEDDYFAIL : NOT SO FAST YOU BIG DUMB SHIT

<p class="MsoNormal">JELLA161: PLEASE JACK, YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR BOTH NUTS PUNCHED IN!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPICNAIL : THIS BATTLE LEFT YOU BATTERED AND FACED DOWN IN A DITCH

<p class="MsoNormal">PROBABLY NOAH : SO ONCE AGAIN I’M LEAVING, YOU JACK-ASS BITCH!