Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 29/@comment-134.83.1.242-20130222193445

Gandhi: You want to battle? We'll see who's a better pacifist

I fought the cast system but you still cannot touch this.

Slumdog skillionaire, first name messiah

Rap so hot, I spit yoga fire!

Everything you preach, I said it first

You should jot down these words, plagiarise my whole verse.

Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther

I'm not thinking you shall overcome this, Junior.

MLK: I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia

No shoes, no shirt but i'm still gonna serve ya.

Make ya swallow your words so you can break the fast

And thank God almighty, you can eat at last.

I admire you way you broke the British power

I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower.

Like the H in your name you oughta remain silent

Flatten your style like bread, non violent.

Gandhi:You would know about bread Dr BirmingHam sandwich

Boycott those grits, sit in with some Spinach.

With protestant women, the same advice goes:

Always stay away from the hoes.

Mlk: I've got so much street cred they right my name on the sides

I'd ring ya for tech support but I got a noble prize.

N*gga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows

But i'm about to forgive you so hard right now.

Gandhi:I am passively resisting the fact that you suck

I am celibate because I don't give a fuck.