Adam vs Eve

The 28th installment in the Epic Rap Battles of History is set to be released on February 11. It features biblical first humans on Earth Adam and Eve to settle whos better. Man? or Woman?

Cast
Lloyd Ahlquist as Adam

Jenna Marbles as Eve

Nice Peter as Steve?

Lyrics
Eve:

This battle's gonna end like every argument does

With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rush

I made a map motherfucker and im reading it too

Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you

I know you like to think you're so macho

But you smell like balls, sex and nachos

I work. While you and your boyfriend Steve

drink and play sports in a Fantasy League

You're as sharp as a stick, that i rub on my lips

So go ahead take a shot, I'm sure that you'll miss

Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list

if you'd stop fucking up i wouldn't have to get pissed.

Adam:

My life was fine 'till you had to come along and wreck it

Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?

You crap on everything, but can't decide what you want

Im hungry. I'm fat. I'm cold. I'm hot.

You call it complex, but God would you a mess

You take two hours to come, three more to get dressed!

You got a lotion for this? Got a cream for that?

Got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back?

Things are good and they're great, it's like I'm dreamin'

Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon

It aint summer Eve, don't try to play me like a douche

You wanna bite on my fruit well you can swallow the truth!

Eve:

Don't. even. bring up swallow

The first man on Earth aint a tough act to follow

One pump chomp and you're hung like a weasel

Forget the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle

You want alone time? Have it

(the video is just a demo. More to come)

Poll
Who Won? Adam Eve

Trivia

 * This is the first battle to feature a man battle a woman.
 * Third to feature women battling, the first being 4 and 20.