User blog:Patts9009/Penn and Teller vs Siegfried and Roy --Epic Patts Battles of History

Cast and Letter Meaning:
R- Roy Horn

S- Siegfried Fischbacher

P- Penn Jillette

T- Teller

Z- Zak Gramarye

V- Valant Gramarye

Siegfried and Roy
R: Time to take a Penn and write down the losers of this show

S: But before we Teller them they lost, everyone must know!

R: They'll be chewed up worse than my arm. They're Bullshit!

S: And you guys hang from the ceiling? Something doesn't fit.

R: Actually, this proves you are Psychotic in everything you do.

S: What’s with your social interaction between the two of you?

R: Trying to hide the fact you spend more together than you say;

S: ‘Cause you don’t want a publicity stunt asking which one is gay!

Penn and Teller
P: We Fried the chance of your Sieg, crushing all hopes of winning.

T: And battling us, made you guys “Horn”-y, right from the beginning.

P: You gotta be kidding; you met on a cruise as waiter and steward.

T: You’re a mess with your tricks and acts; and our show absurd?

P: We’ll wipe away your fortune and fame with a sleight of a hand.

T: Oh, your illusions are weak. Even a simpleton can understand.

P: The most fame you’ll ever get is The Pride your Father gave.

T: Magic is the Mind, one you do not have; this show is your grave.

Zak and Valant Gramarye
Z: You aren’t true magicians. Troupe Gramarye will get it done.

V: You four are more like a pair of girls, “Wanting to have fun.”

Z: But Magic is serious. Not to be tempted or messed with.

V: When the Gramarye are done, this battle will only be a myth.

Z: Now, You, Mr. Poseidon Wannabe, liking to be submerged in water.

Z: You love to go through Penn’s arms; you love his touch for sure.

V: The Atheist there. You bought a house and called it the Slammer?

V: Using it to make music? Soon he’ll face the unemployment Hammer.

Z: And you, Mr. Fischbacher. You read your family’s ”magic tricks”.

Z: Turns out, they were nothing short of a flick of a “magic” stick.

V: Now, Mr. Horn. That attack showed you are both exotic fakers.

V: While in rehab, video caught you manhandling your caretakers.

Z: Well Valant, time to Quick Shootem, don’t you think?

V: Oh, we’ll shootem down fast. Audience best not to blink.

Z: The whole world knows you were foraged by Misham.

V: We’ll now make these posers disappear, so Alakazam!

Who won? Siegfried and Roy Penn and Teller Zak and Valant Gramarye