User blog:Joshuakrasinski/oswald the lucky rabbit vs felix the cat

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!

OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT! VS FELIX THE CAT! BEGIN!

Oswald
well lookie here it's felix the cat,

why don't this battle and scat,

i am back from the wasteland like it was epic mickey,

my rhymes will slay you cause they are so sickly,

got nothing against you but i must say,

i could beat you any day,

no one remembers you they forgot your sorry ass,

but now i got fame again at last,

i already won this battle so rap all you want,

cause my rapping will tie your in knots,

Felix
i am rapping against you well righty-o,

atleast i had my own show,

overshadowed by your brother your own kids like him better then you,

so tell me just what are you gonna do?,

got no way out toss you in the can,

cause when it comes personality yours is just sad,

you can use your ears to cut me down i'll just use my tail lasso my body parts back,

cause it's likebality you lack,

sure nobody remembers but i will return,

you getting a new cartoon is absurd,

Oswald
so much rapping so little time,

time for me to make some more rhymes,

i will make you hopping mad so much you'll literally blow up.

why can't you admit when you've had enough,

got no personality at all,

if they gave you more development you'd be standing tall,

been making money since the 90's your just plain rubbish,

gonna end your twisted tale gonna fuck sheba oh wait i did she said your sluggish,

you can't touch me felix be getting new merch,

while your pictures are just the worst,

Felix
hate all you want i'll just let it slide,

aftet all you have no pride,

your wife is a cat interspecies intercourse!,

you should've stop with one kid why did you need more?,

you name all them all oswald jr. selfish much,

i will cook in the pot and have you for lunch,

there is no way you can beat me i got this in the magic bag,

your only gonna have your body sag,

walt disney can kiss my ass he hated the jews,

so you getting scrapped won't be any news,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! JOSH'S *INK SPLATTERS* EPIC RAP BATTLES!