User blog:SkeepTieel/Fluttershy's Lullaby vs Hypno's Lullaby - ERB:PvsA/FMCRB Crossover

pokemans vs harses

This one was written and stored away in the depths of my Google Documents storage for months. Finally I can release it.

I am collaborating with a new YouTube ERB parody series called "Fan-Made Creepypasta Rap Battles".

In fact, I've voicing two characters, which both have high pitched voices. Okay.

Here we have a crepespaghetti, Flootserhsy's Loolaby against the Drowzee Pokemon in a fight to the death over who can meme better or something. I dunno. Everyone knows that pepes are the rarest.

TBH, this is one of my weaker battles.

YouTube Release
TBA

Cast
Johann as Hypno's Lullaby

SkeepTieel as Fluttershy's Lullaby

Beat
http://picosong.com/gGjf/

Thanks to
Aussie-can (owner of FMCRB)

Jack (for reading)

Google Docs (for keeping the doc safe)

Battle

Hypno's Lullaby
Quiet now, young filly, for I must Forewarn,

You’ll be having insomnia, once I leave you forlorn

Silence! Leave you more panicked than that child incident!

Dissing a deceased horse, who’s music talent is quite dissonant

Even with a Calm Mind, this Psychic will Shock you

I’ve got quite a Nasty Plot to turn you into horse stew

Thinking of winning? That’s a dream, so I’ll eat it.

I’d be glad to watch this horse get beat until it bucks the bucket

Fluttershy's Lullaby
Hush now, child, your hypnosis will not affect me

I’m quite the Rarity, I’ll get rid of you, finally!

You’re lookin’ a little Drowzee, it’s time to lay your fleshy head,

The Aftermath of you will be dismembered and found dead

You’re beating the dead horse, but your attempts are in vain

You’ll be choked and restrained, now only a pile of flesh remains

Lights out, or I’ll knock you blackout, It’s way past your bedtime!

No more second chances, time for Hypno’s permanent Naptime

Hypno's Lullaby
I hunger for dreams! Allow Hypno to devour your’s

Though you’re about as appetising as a deformed foal’s corpse

I feast on dreams! You yell and scream! I’m genuine, you’re meddlesome

Raps so explosive, you’d need a Pit to hide from my Pendulum

Lure you to the forest, hypnotise your trio of young friends

We can bond together now, but I suggest you don’t complain again

The pendulum calls… I don’t need to leave you petrified-

Or need a third verse just to know that I beat you, Cockatrice

Fluttershy's Lullaby
Quiet with your shrill screams, I’ll be haunting you through your dreams

Gorey death in HD, and I won’t use any laser beams

Leave your death Lavender, so run back to your orphanage

Winged dream demon, call me Roman god, Morpheus

You’re a chicken! But you won’t be able to break out of this

Psyduck’s a better psychic, you’re just like its side kick

I apologise for my harsh words, but please don’t cry

You’re next to go, - Lulla-bye from Fluttershy

Poll
Fluttershy's Lullaby Hypno's Lullaby

Hint
MONKEYS EVERYWHERE

UGH

TERRIBLE PARODIES

AHHHH