User blog:LeandroDaVinci/TWD: ERB - Time To Change Things

 Bill, Ted, Socrates, Beethoven and the T-800 are seen leaving the beach in a picking truck, the telephone booth in the back. The camera slowly pans out while the truck is leaving the scene followed by a massive horde of walkers to reveal the back of none other than Deadpool himself.

 Deadpool: Those poor cancelled souls...

 Deadpool sighs, nods, and notices the camera.

 Deadpool: Oh! Hi ho there, slowly dying community! It is, I, Captain Deadpool to deliver some news about the mind blowing story, The Walking Dead: ERB…

 Deadpool looks at the script and then to someone behind the camera.

 Deadpool: You know that the title is fucking cringy, right? I mean, look at this damn thing, it’s long as fuck. (That’s what she said) Ha! Good one, voice!

 Deadpool keeps looking at the script as a walker comes by, getting his head chopped off quickly by Deadpool’s katana, he wasn’t even looking at it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: Anyways…Some poor dickweed teenager wants to continue his story! But how? That’s the question he wants you to solve.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool shows a clipboard with lots of characters drawn on it, including Bill, Ted, Socrates, Beethoven, T-800, Walter White, Robocop, Obama, The Ghostbusters, The Wright Brothers, Darth Vader, Blackbeard, Lenin, Stalin, Doc Brown, Marty, TMNT and Al Capone.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: Here! These are the characters that this story has shown so far. Do you see the problem? There are so many characters, so many stories, what a fucking mess.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool pulls out a pen, and draws a circle around Bill, Ted, Socrates, Beethoven, T-800 and Walter White.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: Leandro’s idea, in fact, MY IDEA is to make this unusual group of misfits the protagonists. A really neat idea, am I right?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool looks back at the clipboard and then turns back to the camera.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: But what about these other beasts? Right! These characters will come back but be included in Bill and Ted’s story!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool erases the pictures in one swipe and draws everyone together including himself riding a pony shooting a laser gun.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: Who knows, maybe I can show these fucks how to fucking do this right.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool winks at the camera.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: But yeah, that’s it. Oh yeah, this isn’t a news blog or anything, this is more like a “DO YOU WANT LEANDRO’S STORY TO COME BACK BECAUSE HE REALLY WANTS TO DO IT”. Yep, that’s the question he wants you to answer.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">???? ??????: Wade! We have people at the gate, head down there!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: SHHHHH! SPOILERS!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool turns off the camera. <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,0,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool turns on the camera.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: Don’t forget to comment what you think about the whole thing, it would really make Leandro’s day.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">????: What you’re doing, dude?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool: Jesus...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Deadpool turns off the camera.

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