User blog:Jella141/Ryu & Ken vs Scorpion & Sub-Zero - Historical Epic Rap Battles (HERB)

 Hello! Welcome back to another '''Historical Epic Rap Battle (HERB). '''Sorry for the long wait as I have been extremely busy lately. But anyways, onto the battle. This time we have the first 2 on 2 battle. It features Street Fighter's karate kid duo,  Ryu & Ken  vs Mortal Kombat's fire and ice experts,  Scorpion & Sub-Zero. Let the battle begin!

Cast:

Jesse Wellens as Ryu

EpicLLOYD as Ken

Nice Peter as Scorpion

Ryan Higa as Sub-Zero

Beat:

http://youtu.be/tlLGhpm-3zE

HISTORICAL EPIC RAP BATTLES


VS



BEGIN!

SCORPION & SUB-ZERO
(starts at 0:15)

Get over here!

You're both gonna get an ass whooping,

B y S c o r p i o n a n d S u b - Z e r o.

W e ' l l b e a t y o u w i t h o u t e v e n l o o k i n g.

I bring the heat from the Netherrealm,

I freeze wannabe fighters' balls off till they're numb.

You would have thought that after all of your sell out games

Your Street Fighting shit would be done.

Mortal Kombat is where it's at,

Bust out the sick moves and the raps.

The only thing you two should be known for

Is whack attacks and a pair of abs.

So while we make our way to victory,

Don't get in the way of the true masters.

You should just go fuck each other in your dojo,

C a u s e y o u b o t h n e e d a s t i c k u p y o u r a s s e s !

RYU & KEN
Ha! Ryu, come on! We can take em on,

Indeed, we are by far more strong.

O u r f i g h t i n g s t y l e i s n o m a t c h f o r y o u ,

W e ' l l d e f e a t y o u l i k e o u r s e n s e i G o u k e n t a u g h t u s t o

We aren’t afraid of a popsicle,

Or a matchstick from hell.

We don't take shit from nobody,

As you can already tell.

We're practically brothers,

You're just mortal enemies.

You'll both be forgotten,

We'll be remembered for centuries.

Don't try to be so quick to assume-a

That you're better than us, we'll beat you worse than Akuma.

We are true Alpha males,

Masters of the Shotokan technique.

I'll Hadoken you back to hell,

While achieving the highest combo streak.

You should leave while you can, cause we're coming in hot and blazin',

Y o u ' l l b e b e g g i n g f o r m e r c y a s w e s p i t l i g h t n i n g v e r s e s f a s t e r t h a n t h e b o l t s o f R a i d e n !

SCORPION  &  SUB-ZERO
AGHHHHH!!!! You may think that you're strong

But we'll make sure that you both end up dead.

You will not be able to defeat us

After we've ripped off both of your heads!

RYU  &  KEN
Speaking of rip offs,

Half of your characters aren't even created by your franchise.

You're the Beavis and Butthead of fighters,

Who think they can win with some fire and ice!

SCORPION  &  SUB-ZERO
We're the supreme conquerors of this world,

You're just living in an alternate reality.

We won't let you have another verse

Because we just finished you,

F A T A L I T Y ! ! !

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



HISTORICAL *HADOKEN!!!!!!* EPIC RAP BATTLES

Who Won? Scorpion & Sub-Zero Ryu & Ken