User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything S1E2: Charles Darwin vs. Ash Ketchum

Everybody is talking about Darwin vs. Ketchum like CRAZY. So, I thought "Hey, how about I make a battle on this." It took me 3 times because I forgot to save it twice. Let's go. I'm watching my sexy Arkansas Razorbacks play. FUCKING YEAH!

EpicLLOYD as Old Charles Darwin

Nice Peter as Young Charles Darwin

Ray William Johnson as Kanto-Hoenn Ash Ketchum

KRNFX as Sinnoh-Kalos Ash Ketchum

LeafyIsHere as Gary Oak

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

CHARLES DARWIN

VERSUS

ASH KETCHUMMM

BEGINNN

Young Charles Darwin
I'm coming from my theory to start this battle off

As I guarantee to defeat this Red ripoff!

Greatest my ass, your not in the games!

My raps are fire like Charizard's flame!

Go back to the Orange Islands, kid!

Cause that's the only thing you can ACTUALLY WIN.

You wanna catch em all, but you aren't halfway.

Your more unoriginal than the anime!

Don't believe me? Ask the critics! (Hey!)

You can't see Team Rocket there? Hysterical!

I got seven brains. Call me a fucking Barbaracle.

Kalos-Hoenn Ketchum
721. That's all I need to catch.

That's a big number for you and your nerd batch.

I spit sick like an Malamar, roar like a Houndour.

Don't just walk right out that door.

Gogoat your ass and Cryogonal your balls

I'm the one to rule them all.

Make Gary Oak look like a pussy when he's not

You'll properly behave cause I'm strict, like Samurott.

Charles Darwin fainted! I'm an immortal you're not!

Old Charles Darwin
Hahahaha!

It's the old Darwin we all love and know!

I'll hang you like a Pokēmon puppet show!

Can you be original for once?

You shouldn't have a Pokēball hat, you need a dunce!

You aren't legendary! You never caught a legendary!

We all know who one right now!

Ashley, I'll elbow drop your ass to Pallet Town!

Sinnoh-Kalos Ash Ketchum
I may be in the friend zone with just an X

But if it wasn't for your cousin, you wouldn't have sex!

You got Pidgeys and Combees?

I got Talonflames and Vespiqueens

And by the way, I use your theory on girls.

Because my skills are out of this world.

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF E-

verything