User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Christmas Special: The Gingerbread Man vs Frosty the Snowman

HEY THERE MY FAIRIES

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

FOR THE POTATO

NINTH DAY SUCKA

CYAN AS GINGY

HERE WE GO

FUCK I DONT HAVE A BEAT



Beat
Suck My Carrot

Starts at 0:29

Lyrics
(Italics means singing to the tune of Frosty the Snowman) '' ''

===''' The Gingerbread Man: '''=== By the time the OG’s through you won’t be a ‘Jolly, Happy Soul’

Seventy five years your elder and I’m still fresh as a new-baked roll!

You may be made of three balls but you lack them where it counts

And you think your flows are smooth as butter? You don’t even have 1 oz!

You stopped for a cop? You disappoint this little ginger biscuit

From what your eyes are made of, I can see you got coal for Christmas!

So let me preheat the oven to gas mark six, and get it warming

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:150%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">And then I'll burn you so bad you'll be a puddle by the morning! ===''' Frosty the Snowman: '=== <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">I’m Frosty, got flow man! Leave your mic in yellow snow! ''<span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black; mso-highlight:black;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">Smoke you out like my pipe, you got nothing to show, just a toilet bowl of coals <span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1; mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-fareast-language: EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">I would’ve loved to see your face when you figured it out, <span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black; mso-highlight:black;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">That the sole purpose for your creation was to be shitted out <span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black; mso-highlight:black;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">Lemme frost this pasty pastry, ‘cause he’s starting to mold, <span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black; mso-highlight:black;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">I’ll chokehold you with my scarf, you can’t handle the cold! <span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black; mso-highlight:black;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">Gumdrop this hard ass straight back to Candyland, <span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4; mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint:102;background:black;mso-highlight:black; mso-fareast-language:EN-US">I just rolled you out! Don’t knead gingerbread, man <span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor: accent1;mso-themetint:102;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">

The Gingerbread Man:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">Not even a little spice? Man, that verse was just plain,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">But what more could I ask from a block of frozen fucking rain?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">You’ll get hot under your scarf if you’re waiting for me to cool.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">   Even my gumdrop buttons contain more magic than you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">A bigger bitch than my baker. This clown’s-no-man!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">Just like that pig I outran, I’m gonna go fucking H.A.M

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">So run...wait, sorry. Hop, hop as fast as you can!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 150%"><span style="font-family:Times;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#984C09; background:black;mso-highlight:black;mso-effects-shadow-color:black;mso-effects-shadow-alpha: 40.0%;mso-effects-shadow-dpiradius:4.0pt;mso-effects-shadow-dpidistance:3.0pt; mso-effects-shadow-angledirection:2700000;mso-effects-shadow-align:topleft; mso-effects-shadow-pctsx:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-pctsy:100.0%;mso-effects-shadow-anglekx: 0;mso-effects-shadow-angleky:0">You can’t catch me, bitch! I’m the Gingerbread Man! ===''' Frosty the Snowman: '''=== <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">Can’t catch you? Huh? What am I, your brain?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">When I’m finished with this Shrekage you’ll need a candy cane!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">You’re a stale cheap piece while I’m blindingly fresh!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">Why don’t you run back to your house made of your own flesh?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">You think you’re better? All your best shit is for display!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">Just one of fucking billions, getting served every day!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">You could’ve lived if you kept your mouth shut and snuck out subtle

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:115%;tab-stops:135.0pt"><span style="font-family:Times;color:#B8CCE4;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themetint: 102;background:black;mso-highlight:black">But you got out-foxed; that’s the way the cookie crumbles

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

MERRY CHRISTMAS

HAPPY JEW DAY

FUCK YOU BUZZFEED

Poll
Who Won? The Gingerbread Man Frosty the Snowman