User blog:JKGame/Chrom vs Shining Armor: My Little Rap Battles Season 2

JK here once again with another battle. After this one though, my rap battle upload schedule is gonna go back to how it usually is with a battle being released at least every week, more likely two. Since I had a lot more free time this week, I decided to do what I did back in my early days when I uploaded battles in the summer and release them more frequently.

Originally I had Shovel Knight against Shining Armor after it was suggested to me and the matchup itself was going to show up in Season 3, but since I am still very much into the Fire Emblem universe, I just had to do this. Hope you enjoy!

"Husband of Princess Cadance and Twilight's sister, Shining Armor, and the main lord in Fire Emblem Awakening, Chrom, battle each other to see who's the better brother, father, prince, and leader of a group that tends to be dorky at times."

Battle
MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!! 



Chrom:
It's high noon, Shining! You better get your guards ready

If only they weren't distracted by some cake and were actually on their duty!

I toppled a mad king, you got entranced by a corrupt queen!

Stuck in a marriage more shallow than anything from early Disney!

While I'm leading my Shepherds to Ylisse's various victories

You rely on your sister and her friends whenever your kingdom faces calamity!

Try to make a move and my Falchion is sure to Spear this pony's Head!

Think you're the best brother? You couldn't keep the last "F" in "B.B.B.F.F."!

When it comes to being a father, you're like a ponified Homer Simpson!

I always keep my cool, while a wedding's enough to give you A Flurry of Emotions!

It's best that you surrender. At least then, you have a chance of being spared

I'll glady let you be below me. I know you tend to get sick in the air!

Shining Armor:
You better go pray to Naga if you're trying to spar with me!

'Cause I sense a Premonition that my raps will lead to your defeat!

Calling my marriage with Cadance shallow? Just look at your side!

I mean, your entire relationship with Sumia is built on nothing but pies!

I can see why your herd's called the Shepherds with the number of human sheep in your troop!

I bet even your retainer Frederick can handle this game better than you could!

You found some random person on the ground only to get killed by him in the future!

What kind of outfit are you even wearing, sporting only one piece of Shining Armor?

About to Smash this echo fighter out quickly as if Captain Falcon was my name!

This prince is about to be set Ablaze like a forest in this battle phase!

That was the best verse you've got? If I were you, I wouldn't have showed for this battle at all!

'Cause like your sister Emmeryn, it seems that your skills with words took a fall!

Chrom:
Now I'm angry! You think you can just speak her name like that?

Anything can change! Destiny won't be on your side in this match!

You could only beat your Sparkle's Seven! I slayed the Fell Dragon Grima!

Prepare to taste the bitterness of defeat- wait, what are you doing, Lucina?

(Lucina makes a yell as she appears besides Chrom and proceeds to rap.)

Lucina:
No one messes with my father! What does this pony think he's playing at?!

You will not stop me when I get critical and lay your body flat!

When I make you cry, I guarantee that you won't be shedding liquid pride!

What kind of good leader has their own child almost bring their kingdom's demise?

You need to take a page from us when it comes to making peace with your enemies!

It took you four seasons for you get over your prejudice against the changelings!

Not even your shield spells can protect you from what you're about to face!

With bars more pathetic than your defenses, you certainly left this Duel Disgraced!

Shining Armor:
I find it rather cute, Chrom, that you let your daughter come in

I do wonder though if she'll continue your family's tradition of leaving her kids orphaned!

Besides that, copying moves seems to be another thing that runs in this family!

I can easily take on you both on my own-

???:

 * Cute baby noises*

Shining Armor:
Huh? What- Flurry?

Flurry Heart:
I'll serve up a Whammy on these meanies with a side of cold McFlurry rhymes!

Not even shots from your arrows will stop this alicorn from staying fly!

You may be older than me, Lucina, but you're not any more mature than I am!

Got yourself into a delusion that your dad was being seduced by a Robin!

With a personality flatter than your boingy bits, you can't scare me!

You're just too busy cosplaying as your dead grandpa and a Playboy bunny!

Your cousin is some wack guy who's always talking about his twitching hand!

No matter how much you challenge your fate, you and your dad will always lose this rap!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

MY LITTLE-

(Flurry Heart sneezes and destroys the logo, which then quickly reconstructs.)

-RAP BATTTLES!!!

Rap Meanings
Coming soon...

Poll
Who won? Chrom and Lucina Shining Armor and Flurry Heart

Hints for the next battle
This battle wasn't hinted in the news update, but it's still looking cool and will certainly take your heart. JK will be At Yout Service with this upcoming battle.