User blog:Loygansono55/Dorothy Gale VS Alice

My last battle of 2012 (consider it a New Year present) features curious girl, and protagonist of Lewis Carroll's book series VS unlucky Kansas girl who found herself in the land of Oz, Dorothy Gale.

 Dorothy:  Gonna hit you like a twister,

'Cos I've got these Ruby Slippers,

That I'll use to kick your ass,

All the way through the Looking Glass,

You bestialist,

Stop exploring animal holes,

You were high on drugs,

Totally trippin' balls,

I'll kick your British ass Over The Rainbow,

The Queen Of Hearts should've beheaded you, you know,

If I follow the Yellow Brick Road,

I'll find a win,

You have no friends,

I have a warrior made of tin,

So wipe that Cheshire Cat grin off your face,

You may be polite and civil,

But you have no grace!

 Alice:  I'd rather have no friends than hang out with a bunch of Munchkins,

You befriended a lion that had no courage,

How touching,

I can rock this dress better than you,

Like the Scarecrow, yours is in tatters,

You dreamt your whole adventure,

You're Mad as a Hatter,

You know what, Dottie?

You're dumber than Tweedle,

All of your attempts to diss me are feeble,

Every single one of your friends are plain strange,

You were swept away from your shitty Home On The Range,

You look like one of those dolls straight from the Cabbage Patch,

You know that you can't win,

So you can kiss my Bandersnatch!

Dorothy: I fight flying monkeys,

Alice, you don't do shit,

The quality you're missing is outright wit,

Dina doesn't stand a chance against my pal Toto,

You really thought you had a chance?

That's a big no no!

 Alice:  You travelled to the Emerald City for nothing,

Your film sucks,

While mine is worth something,

I'm just a little girl,

But you still got owned,

Since you've lost,

Click your heels three times to go home!

Who won? Dorothy Gale Alice