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ERBoH Episode: 000.1 Edward VS Dracula

Ed- Say it out loud, I'm a vampire bitch, so why your eating ladies necks I'm a fly like it's a quidditch. I got a hot girl and some vampire buddies, you entertain kids on sesame street in their fucking pink cuddies. Why I cape, makeup, and black suit you fag? It's more scary when im playing zombies and I get lag! I beat Jacob and im now finally married, when I called you a fag I'm not kidding your married to Larry!!

Dracula- Muhahaha! You don't thing I'm scary? You cut yourself at night when I'm fucking with Larry! Your 17 and married with a 18 year old girl that's sad, that's not against the law man that's bad. Ya I'm on sesame street that's my job when I hit the gong, you just run around in a forest wearing a thong. Your not a vampire you sparkle in the sunlight and you can't bang, not to mention your shitty self doesn't even have fangs

Ed- I don't want fangs so I can kiss girls. And for your girl did I say Larry? I meant the whale named Pearl. Your out dated did that dis just itch? Well, I'm the vampire of the 21st century bitch!

DRACULA GOES DOWN! UH OH... SOMEONES FILLING IN FOR HIM... ITS IT'S... JACOB!!!

Jacob- So you steal my girl from me and you kill a classic, you fuckin punk vampire acting like your on acid! I'm a furry cuddly cute animal your a pale emo guy, your wife is cheating on you, and that baby? It's mine!!!

Who won? Who's next? You decide! ERBoH