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Captain Olimar v.s. Jefferson Davis

Jefferson:

My name is Jefferson Davis and I was the president of the south. Even though I fought the North and lost i'm still known to everyone. At least i'm well known among the U.S. you're just a pathetic creature from a planet called Hocotate.

Olimar:

Really is that all you've got pfft pathetic. You may be known in the U.S. but i'm known around the globe! People might say that i'm a slaver but really the Pikmin help gather treasures and helped me with my ship. You actually enslave people and it's not fair to them.

Jefferson:

Olimar you just don't understand the Pikmin race is enslaved by you. Although we did enslave actual things. You're made by Nintendo who makes kids games. Of course Miyamoto will think of a game like this. He's got alot of things going on right now. I'm a president you're a captain. I'M LIFE SIZE you're a quarter sized alien. I wonder what your family is thinking right now probably thinking about their loss. By the way you've got to get rid of that zit on your nose.

Olimar:

NOBODY INSULTS THE NOSE! Sure you've been president not even R.E.L. could beat the Union! It's your matter now you're pratically you're getting owned by a quarter sized alien. Hocotate is my planet. Your planets race is gone when I got there now it's all inhabited by creatures. Nothing you can compare to me sure I got 30 days but now you got 1.