User:Left 4 speed/Whatever the heck you want

"Uhm, hi?"

- Jasper

Uhm, hi? My name is Jasper, but call me left 4 speed or speed or any damn thing you like. I'm an enthusiastic gamer and I love listening to country music, particularly songs by Johnny Cash and The Highwaymen. I am also a rock music fan, and my some of my favourite rock bands are Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Queen and the fictional Midnight Riders. I also love rap, my favourite rappers are Snoop Lion (Snoop Dogg), Eminem and Tupac. I am a huge fan of the ERBs, I've been following them since Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. I'm like one of the oldest dudes in this wiki; I've been here since 2011...

Alter Egos (Don't Ask Why)

 * Jasper - the ordinary guy you see around. He is described to be gentle, patient, friendly and respectful. He is nice and happy go lucky and he is also kinda geeky.


 * Left 4 Speed - my online self, the user in the wiki who is kind of insane at times. He keeps on using cuss words and loves making jokes (mostly insulting ones) which always leads him to killing the chat at times or even getting kicked. He is a very enthusiastic gamer and he always brags about his favorites. He is also a bit of a sick rapper. He always sees himself as a big tough anthropomorphic bulldog.


 * El Force - and elder being coming from an unknown realm. He rarely appears to everyone but when he does, he brings with him tales coming from foreign lands about epics and adventures which mostly happened personally to him. His wisdom can be obviously seen by his long thick grey-white beard hanging down to his belt buckle. He is by far one of the oldest beings in the wiki. (Wtf??)

My Top Favorite Games

 * Left 4 Dead SeriesDogg.jpg
 * Red Dead Series
 * Gears of War Series
 * Warcraft (and it's sequels)
 * Defense of the Ancients (both the original and the sequel)
 * Grand Theft Auto Series

Characters

 * Myself
 * Zorro
 * ZeusGorbachevohyeah.png
 * Myself Again
 * Still Myself

My Favorite Rap Battles
(Not in order; might change in time...)
 * Gandhi vs MLK Jr.
 * Moses vs Santa Claus
 * Obama vs Romney
 * Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * Skrillex vs Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
 * Rasputin vs Stalin
 * Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra

My ERB Winners (according to my own opinions)
(These are just based on my own opinions and are not official.)
 * John Lennon
 * Darth Vader
 * Abraham Lincoln
 * Sarah Palin
 * Hulk Hogan and Macho Man (Kim Jong-Il might have won if not because of Macho Man.)
 * Ludwig Van Beethoven (of course)
 * Can't decide who won, both were just awesome....290101.jpg
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Billy Mays and Vince Offer
 * Gandalf
 * William Shakespeare
 * Mister Rogers
 * Captain Kirk
 * EpicLloyd
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Leonidas
 * Needs rematch...
 * Michael Jackson
 * Marilyn Monroe
 * Steve Jobs
 * Freddie Mercury
 * Barack Obama
 * Dr. Who
 * Bruce Lee (But Clint was so close.)
 * Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
 * Moses
 * Eve
 * Tie...
 * Nikola Tesla
 * Babe Ruth
 * Skrillex (Though Mozart had really awesome lines.)
 * Mikhail Gorbachev and Vladimir Lenin
 * Darth Vader and Boba Fett
 * Al Capone
 * Joan of Arc
 * Bob Ross (Picasso was so close.)
 * Muhammad Ali (Jordan was also so close.)
 * The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Battles I want to happen

 * Johnny Cash vs Eminem (legends in different music genres, The Man in Black vs Slim Shady).


 * Mao Zedong vs Fidel Castro (communits/dictators, East vs West).


 * Jack Sparrow vs Captain Hook (pirates, good pirate vs evil pirate, if possible, cameo appearance by Captain Morgan).


 * Ronald McDonald vs Colonel Sanders (food battle, McDonalds vs KFC, cameo or third party apparance by The Burger King).
 * William "Bill" Overbeck (Left 4 Dead) vs Hershel Greene (The Walking Dead) (old survivors of fictional zombie apocalpses, both died as sacrifices).

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