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ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 11

( We see Metal, Barry, and Night at a McDonald's. Where Barry has a face of disapproval)

Metal: I'm sorry Barry, but this is the only place that has cheap fake food

Barry: I just feel really dirty being in this establishment

Night: Barry stop complaining, we agreed to help Metal with his Marine Biology homework

Barry: Fineee mom

(Barry pulls out his Bagpipes and plays them)

Metal: Barry stop we are in a public restaurant

Barry: This isn't even close to being one

(Nikki comes up to them wearing the McDonald's uniform)

Nikki: Hey boys can you please keep it down?

(Barry does a Raspberry and Night slaps him)

Metal: Sorry he doesn't like Fast Food

Night: By the way Nikki why are you working here?

Nikki: Well I need the money and I decided why not

Metal: Well alright then

Narrator: 30 minutes later, they arrive at the beach

(Metal is scooping the sand)

Night: Metal what are we looking for again?

Metal: Seashells

Barry: Night I'm tired...

Night: Yes and...

Barry: Can you give me a Piggyback ride?

Night: What?

Barry: I take that as a yes

(Barry jumps on Nights back)

Night: God damnit Barry get off of me

Barry: Nu

Night: *Sighs* Fine

Metal: Guys I found something!!!!!!!

Night: What is it?

Metal: Come over here!

(Night runs to Metal and Metal pulls out a golden lamp)

Night: What is that?!

Metal: I found this in the sand, This is great

Barry: Maybe it's a genies lamp

Night: Barry don't be stupid

Metal: Wait let's see if Barry's right

Night: This sounds like a plot of the CW and A6 show

Barry: What's that?

(Metal rubs the lamp and smokes come around, Then a genie version of Stofferex appears)

Stofferex: Who dares disturb my sleep!

Metal: I

Stofferex: Well you know the drill I grant you three wishes yadada

Barry: Can you sing?

Stofferex: No

Night: Alright guys lets split up the wishes

Metal: Then we wish for three more...

Stofferex: Oh yeah you can't wish for more wishes, we banned that bullshit years ago

Metal: Damn it

(Epicllama runs around the beach yelling)

Llama: YOLO SWAG #LLAMAISTHEOG FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

Night: For fucks sake.... Ok for my first wish turn Llama into something quiet

Stofferex: You got it!

(Stofferex shoots Yellow lightning and Llama turns into Fluttershy)

Stofferex: There ya go

Night: Yes!!! My dreams has come true!!

(Nights goes and picks up Fluttershy then Cuddles with it)

Barry: I didn't know Night can show affection

Night: Shut up

Metal: I'm surprised the authority's hasn't noticed the smoke and lightning yet

Barry: Now it's my turn *Squee*

Stofferex: What is your desire young scrawny Scott

Barry: I want thee Golden Kilt from my homelands

Metal: What?

Barry: It's the perfect Kilt forged by the gods, It's silky soft, perfect length, and it catches the wind perfectly for my...

Night: Enough!

Stofferex: Silence! Alright Mortal here you go

(Stofferex shoots a lightning at Barry and Barry is now wearing the golden Kilt)

Barry: Awww ye

Night: Sometimes I'm concerned for you Barry

Metal: Alright now it's time for my wish, I wish that...

(From Metals backpack)

Kari: That I was a Magical Girl!

Stofferex: Ummmm ok?

(Metals backpack glows and Kari floats out with a holy light behind her. Then she flys away with a Rainbow behind her)

Metal: My wish...

Stofferex: I bid you farewell Mortals

(The genie disappears)

Night: Well this worked out great

Metal: I got jackshit tho!

(Kari comes back to them)

Kari: Oh yeah I forgot something

(She picks up Metal and fly's off)

Barry: Well then

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