User blog:JaphethMario/Benson VS Squidward. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle Ep.1

Hello and this is the first episode of my series and this is not a suggested battle but...oh well.

By the way there is no season. Also there are some lines that I'm lazy (mostly in Squidward's) and both criticism and critique are allowed.



This battle features the angry park manager Benson againist the angry clarinet playing and cashier Squidward to see which angry dick-nose figure will win.

BEAT: Not yet

JAPHETH'S FICTIONAL RAP BATTLE

SQUIDWARD (Location: Squidward's House)

VS

BENSON (Location: The Park)

BEGIN!!!

Benson Verse:

Get back to work cause it's a big mistake if you mess with Benson

Cause you'll end up failing like the second appearance of Fancyson

I may hate those slacker's action like setting up the chairs that makes me ill

But at least Mordecai is better at painting than your artistic skills!

You live with two idiots and work with an old greedy bastard

What an unregular life you have even to our show's standard

Patrick ruin your day and Spongebob is your stalker

The only porn better than tentacles is Squidward getting tortured

Squidward Verse:

Would you be quiet, I'm practing my clarinet you wannabe!

Go choke a sandwich of death while I taste my sweet victory

I'm an OG angry character like AVGN, you're my Irate Gamer version

I'm gonna cut your head harder than your apprentance in 'Death Dragon'

Unlike you I listen to public radio so your tricks are gonna fall

Benson,Gumball,Bubblegum? What's with CN having fetish on gumballs

Yes my boss is cheap, rude, selfish but at least he knows my name

HA! HA! HA! Your gonna cry and lose, cause your slackers are playing video games

Benson Verse:

Fancy House you got, too bad you'll get a toe stubbing

When I release my rage there's no point of defending

I rather rap againist Squid-wood than this talentless version

You play a clarinet, please I play a whole family of percussion

Go wear some pants cuase no one likes to see your Octopussy

Your carrer sucks than those McDonald employee

Everyone in Bikini Bottom hates you Squidward besides

Everyone will be happy if 'Squidward's Suicide'

Squidward Verse:

Yes my life sucks nut at least I don;'t have family issues when I was a kid!

You are a sore loser who trips on acid!

I'm gonna prank you so hard than your rival Gene did!

You're just a gumball machine facing-off a radioactive squid!

Your voice is more irrating than my sour notes

You lose your hair when you 'say that word'

Your show is filled with pointless explosion like it's directed by Michael Bay

And I'll end this battle like your relation with Audrey!

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

'''YOU DECIDE! '''