J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin/Rap Meanings

George R. R. Martin:
You can tell what's gonna happen in my page in age 5!

'''Tell your ??? how to find some sex in your movies! (Yeah!)'''

Ditch the Goonie and cast a couple boobies!

There's edgier plots and Matt Damon the gnome!

Your Hobbit hole heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R. Tolkien:
Kings, queens, dragons, dwarves,

Horses, fortresses, magic, and swords!

You got bit by horseshit, you uninspired hack!

'''You want a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!'''

In book sales, you got nothing to say!

'''I'm number 1 and 2! You're under Fifty Shades of Gray!'''

'''I got the prose of a pro! You're shit—'''