User blog:Antoinette Jones-Juin/Vinyl Scratch and Octavia vs Lyra and Bon Bon

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

LYRA AND BON BON!

VS!

VINYL AND OCTAVIA!

BEGIN!

Vinyl Scratch:

Actually, if you don’t mind I’d prefer DJ Pon3,

But, regardless, we’re still gonna whoop these ponies.

Octavia:

Lyra, lay off the hands, you know they don’t exist,

and it’s even more ridiculous than the so-called “brofist”.

Vinyl:

I make millions, everyone wants to hear my new song,

Now I if I checked, you guys bought my new album,

Octavia:

Lyra, the only personality YOU have is [HANDS],

We are better in every way, and have the better fans.

Lyra:

Shut up about the hand joke! it gets made mad.

I mean, I hate the fad. And, Vinyl’s music is sad!

Bon Bon:

My cutie mark is candy, and I’m gonna go on a Sugar Rush!

Just so you know, I’ll make your blood gush!

Lyra:

But really, wouldn’t you agree that hooves are quite boring?,

(Vinyl and Octavia:

No!)

Bon Bon:

Well shut up you two, We’ll leave you soaring

Nopony likes dubstep or classical,

Lyra:

So just quit!

You two aren’t even worth a single bit.

Vinyl:

You two have barely any character, just get out!,

Octavia:

All your talk about hands, MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!

Vinyl:

I had saw you shopping at the lame-Kart,

Octavia:

And be lucky we gave you about 25 seconds to start!

Bon Bon:

We may have flanks, but you can kiss my ass.

Lyra:

As a matter of fact, I could make hands by cutting these mares in HALF!

Bon Bon:

I could break Vinyl’s records to make her have a heart attack,

Lyra and Bon Bon:

NOW LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY DON’T FIGHT BACK!

Octavia:

Stop screaming, and the talk about killing with your hands,

Vinyl:

No need to rage over gay jokes, but you’re gay, and we’re

Octavia:

Grand.

Lyra:

Stupid shippers! And you’re stupid, I’ve made a calculation!

Bon Bon:

What is it?

Lyra: We have 1000% percent chance to beat these abominations!

Octavia:

Lyra, I admit, you’ve got decent rhymes,

But you simply lack the hands all the time.

Lyra:

Why, thank you! But you’d have to admit,

You suck! Like the way you play, and the way you spit!

Vinyl:

Don’t they make you [GAG] with their apologies?,

I can say your name sounds like a nursery rhyme anytime I please!

Bon Bon:

Don’t get too rough Vinyl, ‘cause your “Rainbow Dash” is showing,

And the color of my roommate is green, it’s glowing.

? and ?:

What’s THIS?

Derpy Hooves:

It’s Derpy! Showing you craziness you won’t believe!,

Doctor Whooves:

And the Doctor! But you can call me anything you please.

Derpy:

Lyra and Bon Bon? When did they come around?

All I know as of know is YOUR GOING DOWN!

Doctor Whooves:

Vinyl and Octavi, your not wasting timey,

If you’d practice your rhymes, and get better at rhyming!

Derpy:

The most silliest pony in town signing out to say this,

If you all get out of MLP:FIM,

Derpy & Doctor:

YOU WON’T BE MISSED!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NE--

Vinyl Scratch:

Wait really? We can’t rap back?!

Announcer:

Uhh… well… that’s not how it works…

Octavia:

I think it should be fair.

Announcer:


 * sighs* Fine.


 * plays Derpy’s and Doctor Who’s beat*

Vinyl Scratch:

Yo yo, you two should just go away

Octavia:

Cause we know how to get money, and how to play,

Vinyl:

I think Derpy went flying too much and got hit in the head!

Octavia:

And the Doctor decided to get his PhD, but became a psycho instead!

Lyra:

How does a police box time travel? Also, do you work for the cops?

Bon Bon:

I bet you used your time machine to find out you lost!

I’ll throw candy in your face, make Derpy go insane!

Lyra:

Then she’ll make you reincarnate into a pony with no mane!

Doctor:

I am a doctor in a different way, about time

Speaking of time, I was passing the time ignoring your terrible rhymes.

Derpy:

You guys are mean like those ruffians,

Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna eat some MUFFINS!

Bon Bon:

Shove those muffins up your flank Derpy,

Lyra:

Because you are nothing but a retarded pony!

Doctor:

Whoa.

Derpy:

I MAY BE SLOW, BUT YOU GUYS ARE FRAGILE AS GLASS,

I SAVED LIVES, SO KISS MY ASS!

Vinyl:

U MAD BRO? You snitch?

Octavia:

Alright.. fine…

Vinyl:

BASE CANNON! BIT-

WHO WON!?

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC… *wubwubwub* RAP BATTLES OF… R-R-R…. RANDOMNESS!