User blog:Loygansono55/Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald 2

This entry in my series of fanmade rap battles features jolly mascot for fast food restaurant, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, against Colonel Sanders, seasoned creator of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Colonel Sanders

MC Mr. Napkins as Ronald McDonald

NicePeter as Health Inspector (cameo)

Shay Carl as Burger King (cameo)

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

COLONEL SANDERS!

VERSUS!

RONALD MCDONALD!

BEGIN!

Colonel Sanders
Here comes the Colonel, with my tactical battle plan,

I can't believe people actually enjoy your food, it's so bland,

I saw the Burger King making out with Wendy, tough luck,

But you can always look for little infants to fuck,

So just run along with them to McDonaldland, and give them the tour,

Your cows are giving you one hundred percent beef, that's for sure,

Just like your burgers, you've bitten off more than you could chew,,

I'll defeat you so fast, that I'll call it a drive-thru!

Ronald McDonald
You're making the planet obese, one wing at a time,

Call me a health inspector, I'll shut you down with my rhymes,

You're so old, I bet you've got no bones in your box,

And your wrinkly Popcorn Chicken hangs just below your cock,

I'm child friendly, along with food, I give out toys to boot,

Allow me to stomp your chicken into the ground with my giant foot,

When you step under my Golden Arches, you'll realise I'm McStronger,

Your disgusting banquets don't satisfy anybody's hunger!

Colonel Sanders
You must've dropped out of school, that's why you're doing what you do,

At lunch times, my place attracts a much bigger queue,

KFC stands for 'Kicking a Fat Clown',

You get hair in your food: pubes and even eyebrows,

Who wants apples with their fast food? I speak for everyone,

When I say that your Happy Meals aren't that fun,

After eating your slop, people can't even run,

You just wanna spray your sesame seed all over my buns!

Ronald McDonald
I'll butcher you, you're not worth much, I'll put you on my dollar menu,

I've got thousands of restaurants on every single venue,

My meaty Quarter Pounder compared to your salty, skinny French fry,

Isn't even fair, so go back to the war and die,

I'll sneak in and give you food poisoning, that'll close your biz,

Your drinks are all flat, with absolutely no fizz,

Your employees are terrible cooks, so I guess they're partly to blame,

I've really enjoyed whooping your ass, so thank you, enjoy your shame!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Colonel Sanders Ronald McDonald

Note
Thank you for taking the time to read this battle, and if it's not too much trouble, please leave a comment, and vote for who you think won. Until next time, bye!

