User blog comment:BlueFrackle/Lewis Carroll vs. Oscar Wilde/@comment-9623756-20150418190012/@comment-1197011-20150418205626

Updates:

I replaced "You're the one charged for being indecent" with "You should be charged for these things that you invent", so it rhymes with "consent" (it does, right? ...well, I hope it does, lol).

Also replaced "you libeler" with "you'll shiver", so it rhymes with "Beaver".

I decided to leave the "glass" = "stars" because of what Cyan said. "Freak" is indeed intended to rhyme with "geek", so I'm leaving it as well. I'm also leaving the "you see" intact, even though it doesn't rhyme, because those are the last words of The Hunting of the Snark and I really do want Lewis' verse to end like this.