User blog:Loygansono55/Lollipop vs Ice Cream - Epic Rap Battles of Food Season 2 Ft. BackToTheFuturama86

It's Tuesday, which means it's time for a new Epic Rap Battles of Food! Before we begin, I'd like to give a very special thank you to BackToTheFuturama86 for guest starring as Lollipop! Now... commence!

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

LOLLIPOP!

VERSUS!

ICE CREAM!

BEGIN!

Lollipop:
Ohai, I'm a lollipop, and um... I'm red,

And sometimes not red, and they have me in China,

Unless they don't! And carrots!

Ice Cream:
I'm dropping scoops of ice cold rhymes, people just suck on you,

Well, they lick me too, but that's completely different,

You sprinkly dinkly winkly hinkly stink!

I got vanilla and raspberry ripple, kiss my ass,

Oh look! It's Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Lollipop:
That verse was kind of a verse, only it was,

And you're a dumb dumb like me, only I'm the good kind!

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<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">And there's a lollipop, and you're a sucker! <p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Even John Wayne thinks I'm pretty ok,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">But you're just Tom Hanks, not John Wayne!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Motherfucker, I'm chocolate! Only not, you are!

Ice Cream:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Oh shit! I'm melting!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">A new scoop of ice cream hops onto the cone.

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Time for the new playah to drop some dope new flava,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Cause I'm mint choc-chip, and I'm such a pimp!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I get all of the booty, you just take forever to eat,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Lollipop goes the weasel, bitch-ass nigga!

Lollipop:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Bitch, no! It's my turn again!

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<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Just kidding, keep going!

Ice Cream:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">You think you can win? Fair enough!

Lollipop:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">Well guess what?

Ice Cream:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">What?

Lollipop:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">If you want me to win, then you can win,

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Because I'm ice cream, and you're not!

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Wait, no, I'm wrong, you're ice cream, and I'm not!

Ice Cream:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm;">That made no sense, but really, what does in this series?

Lollipop:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">There's no gravy in the Navy!

Ice Cream:
<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">Oh shit, dawg!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU ORDER!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD!

Who won? Lollipop Ice Cream