User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic RTP Battles of History 10-Freddie Mercury vs Bruno Mars

Hello, persons. I am here with another ERtPBoH. This battle features singer and song-writer, Bruno Mars, battling lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury, to see who is the better planet-named singer.

Disclaimer:
I would've definitely preferred this match-up rather than Sinatra vs Mercury. Not sure why, but Sinatra vs Mercury was still very epic.

Cast
Nice Peter as Freddie Mercury

EpicLLOYD as Bruno Mars

The Battle
Beat Mars starts at 0:39

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREDDIE MERCURY!!!!!

VS!

BRUNO MARS!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!

Bruno Mars:
Try to Keep Yourself Alive in this live performance,

Watch me beat this British buzz-kill before he ruins the chorus.

I might be a bit Lazy, but you're Stone Cold Crazy

If you think you can beat me even when it gets rainy.

Put a shirt on, it's Just The Way You Are, but really,

You say you're from England, but you look like you're from Italy.

See, this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil,

I'mma beat you hard, then I'll make a new hit single.

Freddie Mercury:
I've been waiting, Pete, take the hat off, this is for real.

Now, watch me fly gracefully like a Rocketeer.

I hope you brought your umbrella, 'cause I'm about to make it Rain.

Here, catch this Grenade, and I'll put a bullet through your brain.

Somewhere in Brooklyn, there lies a wonderful singer.

And a young man who thinks he can beat me, but he's just talking to his Mirror.

Put down the Lighters and fight like a real man would,

But not surprising coming from a guy with a Liquor bottle bigger than his manhood.

Bruno Mars:
Prepare to be Locked Out Of Heaven, you're going down.

It's Better If You Don't Understand, Don't Stop Me Now.

Count On Me for rapping, go back to your empty crowd.

You think You're The Champion, but I own this town.

I'm Young, Wild, and Free, and I'm wondering why you're here.

I'm the king of singing, you're the Queen of queers.

But when you're defeated, You Can't Come Back To Me,

You can Bite My Dust, you're weak, I'm a C-lebrity.

Freddie Mercury:
Now I'm Here to make a prediction, you will lose easily.

You're Doo-Wops and Hooligans, and you're just filled with Jealousy.

You're too Under Pressure, I'm above the best, you're in your 20's.

Thinking you're all that, but you'll never be close to something.

I'm Killer, I'm a thriller, I'm a fucking chart filler,

You're a crazy kid who's sick, but I am still iller!

Now that I'm done, I have to say, it was a bit fun.

I'd kill you right now, but Only The Good Die Young.

WHO WON????

WHO'S NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC... (EPIC) EPIC... (EPIC) EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who won? Freddie Mercury Bruno Mars