User blog:WelvenHarris/Penis vs Vagina

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NIGGAS

PENIS

VS

VAGINA

BEGIN!

Penis:

Im about to shove myself inside of you

So I can cum in you and make a baby Jew

Im 16 inches long, asian people call me wong

I stick out when you put me in a thong

My rhymes will crush you when I get a boner

Im so big and yellow that you can call me Homer

I am verbally attacking you, Im the master raper

Ill fuck you in the ass and give you a huge gaper

Vagina:

Im about to bleed all over you like its my period

Compared to me, your just queer, kid

You can ride in my ride on my rhymes like I ride on your little dick

Alright, fuck it, can I lick?

Penis:

Oh yeahhhh

Oh that feels so fucking good

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE