User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Epic NextGen Battles of History 1

Here's the first next generation battle.

Narrator
Epic Rap Battles of History.

(Doom-ish noise.)

Paul McCartney.

(Cue the doom-ish noise.)

Versus.

(The noise.)

Larry King.

BEGIN!

Paul McCartney
Larry King! She Loves You, but I don't!

I Have A Feeling this won't help your career! (No, it won't.)

You're an old guy, in a studio, on chair, acting fly,

Talking about the latest news, man

Just live and let it die!

Mr. King, You're Having A Heart Attack,

'Cause badass Paul McCartney's back.

You wanna know about something?

Well, the truth is, there's nothing!

Miss Penn's revenge will come from my rain!

This old pimp's about to feel a new pain!

Larry King
So, your name is Paul McCartney? I assume you're in a band.

So stupid, you play upside-down guitar with the left hand.

Narrator
Who won?

Who's next?

You decide.

Epic-Rap BattlesoofHistory.

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