User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 R2 Tournament- Adolf Hitler vs. Twilight Sparkle

Today we have the dictator Adolf Hitler facing the Princess Twilight Sparkle. Epicnail edged Peach 3-2 to move on to face Gordon Ramsay in the Semifinals.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESSSSS

ADOLF HITLER

VS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

BEGIN

Adolf Hitler:

The power of magic? Ha! You weak shit.

Your fairy tale ass is about to get lit

up in flames, like your pathetic little house

I'm an evil genius! You're a puny little mouse.

My men will destroy all of your happy meal toys

Enough with the noise! I'll leave Equestria destroyed!

Twilight Sparkle:

You want to threaten me? You're asking for trouble!

You dumb buck, your struggles have been doubled!

Quit talking, your words smell worse than Shrek

I've beat large beasts, you look like a speck

I don't need propaganda when I've got friendship!

In the end you were dead 'cause you couldn't defend shit!

Adolf Hitler:

I am the greater dictator, I will eradicate your nation

Your show is only known for brony masturbation

Nein, nein, nein! I'll put an end to all your friends!

An Applejack and Pinkie Pie? Hmm... Will it blend?

I've conquered nations! You conquered a bear

And my propaganda book made me a fucking millionaire!

I'll bomb your friendship and watch as it sinks

and laugh as the water turns different shades of pink!

Why don't you off the Earth ponies, they're just wasting space

I scoff at your compassion, you're a flying disgrace

Send me to the moon, and I'll build an empire!

I'm the one ruler that you should admire!

Twilight Sparkle:

I had your book, I used it as fire fuel!

This cruel ruler is about to lose this duel!

You're a fool! I'll knock you off your Axis!

You can't avoid me like you avoided taxes!

Without an army of Nazis, you're powerless

Hide away and off yourself, element of cowardice!

The Random Rap Battle you were in was a joke

Left Twix and Right Twix, you barely spoke.

Your bad rap didn't get a single vote

Like poor Dresden, you're going up in smoke!

I don't like seeing myself in pony erotica

but it's far superior to being fucked by a swastika

WHO WON Adolf Hitler Twilight Sparkle