User blog:BreZ/BZP 3: Mindley Cyrus VS Joen of Arc

Yay, BZP is back. This battle features TheMindofMe as Miley Cyrus facing Joeaikman as Joan of Arc. Even though I had already thought of it, I would still like to thank both of them for suggesting it as well. Also, I would like to thank Joe for helping me with a line or two. Without further ado, let's begin.

Announcer
BREZ PARODY BATTLEZ!

JOEN OF ARC!

VS!

MINDLEY CYRUS!

BEGIN!

Mindley Cyrus
Let me guess, you're gonna quote “Teenage boys fap to PORN!?!?!?”, no doubt

''Well, let me warn you not to try and scorn me with a joke that’s worn out. ''

'Cause I'm all rap, I got all day 

''To spit harsh words in this banal face! ''

''You are continuously getting banned. Who you think you messin' with? ''

''It's TheMindofMe; I'm the best reformed user since   MSV, bitch! ''

''I'm getting lifted up in chat, getting that party rocked. (Ohyeah) ''

''You're getting high on arguments, getting that account blocked. (SF!) ''

''Had enough? Go figure, Joe is once again gonna pretend he’s bigger.''

Hope this rap doesn’t taste too bitter, but I hate you more than Slice or Killer.

Joen of Arc
''Crats, forgive me for the words I speak. ''

I know the staff tell me turn the other cheek, 

But Mind is being more stupid than he’s ever been!

''I’m on fire more than you have ever seen; call me Katniss Everdeen! ''

When it comes to rad rappers, I’m a legend,

When I leave I don’t return within a second

<p class="MsoNormal">I always come to user’s aid when a idiot needs to be trashed

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Cause I'm the writer of Gang Wikifare. Your Christmas story crashed, sonny.''

<p class="MsoNormal">My father taught me things, like not to generalize 

<p class="MsoNormal">Your highest calling is trying to be a racial stereotype

<p class="MsoNormal">''You are gonna get blocked for something, Mind. Just picture the description: ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''"Rage quit after losing to the creator of the Epic Rap Battles of Fiction!" ''

Mindley Cyrus
<p class="MsoNormal">''Nice shot-block, (ic) no pun intended. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">You're an argumentative peasant hated by those you once befriended.

<p class="MsoNormal">''But when I argue, people can at least handle it! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Nobody is in your corner, man; You need anger management! ''

Joen of Arc
<p class="MsoNormal">Do not take my name in vain, for someone named Mind, you don’t have a brain.

<p class="MsoNormal">Someone put him back on the Hurt/Heal so I can Double Hurt him all over again.

<p class="MsoNormal">Be thankful for your final stance; don't just rub it on your crotch!

<p class="MsoNormal">''Keep your behavior in check, doubt you’ll get another chance. ''

Poll
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Mindley Cyrus Joen of Arc

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!!!

note: I'm looking for a match up between Jacob and Thatch (will allow puns with their youtube accounts)