User blog:Beerman8299/Doctor Strange vs. Dr. Oz

Battle


VS.



BEGIN!

Dr. Oz
It's time to tell Strange Tales on my Dr. Oz Show. If you're ever lost, I'm gonna get you where you need to go. Everyone in your society is so Cloak and Dagger. The professionals in my field help people from getting fatter. You may act like a god, but know you're still mortal. You're going around in multiplayer mode by yourself playing Portal. Your position sounds like an unhealthy flavor of ice cream. "Um, yes. I'd like to order a Sorcerer Supreme." Are you going to narrate something spooky Mr. Vincent Price? This battle may result in you needing a ventricular assist device.

Doctor Strange
Dr. Oz, I've come to bargain. For actual medical advice, instead of a man in scrubs spitting jargon. I'm setting you up to lose like a computer programmer. My clones will keep coming as if I'm sitting on a scanner. Gonna block the phones numbers used by your scammers. I'm rockin the mic next to MC Hammer. I saw many outcomes. To be exact, there were 14,000,605. In only one of them you just so happened to have survived. So let me ask YOU this one time, Isn't what your doing considered a crime?

Dr. Oz
At least it's not as bad as you and Wong destroying an entire city. Please don't give the audience seizures from your psychedelic imagery.

Doctor Strange
Well here is a simple spell that is quite unbreakable. You're a two-time Pigasus winner for believing in the paranormal.

Dr. Oz
I'm flying higher in the air than your magical cloak, And burning you harder than a Dor-mamma joke. I bet your pseudo-scifi can hardly harbor a curse. This battle is how we see who can burst the best verse. I will become an Avengers level threat that you will be attacked from. I'm shoving your black magic up your Sanctum Sanctorum.

Doctor Strange
I am unleashing the power of the Eye of Agamotto. You're releasing fake science in a magazine, O! You need to Retool, Reboot, and Rebuild your career. But this Multiverse of Madness shows that your end is near.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE! Who won? Dr. Oz Doctor Strange