Talk:George Washington vs William Wallace/@comment-24408988-20140625154833

Snippets for the battle I found

William Wallace snippet 1:

Code of Laws! Did you get that, or did you already have Jeff do it?

Perhaps I should go and get Campbell and he and I could come to Boston and take a shit

I died in August, after summer's end

You died after office, a few months in

You waste your time kissing Ben Franklin

While I'm a Braveheart portrayed by Mel Gibson

George Washington snippet 1:

You won the Battle of Stirling Bridge, but got kidnapped in the Battle of Falkirk

You may say that your heart's so brave, but your just a Scottish Rambo jerk (John Adams: Ooh!)

You don't want to mess with the first president, so stop screaming like your cock has a dent

I can't tell a lie, you're about to be

Chopped down like a skirt-wearing cherry tree!

William Wallace snippet 2:

I'm the greatest medieval mind that your tiny brain could train to paint my whole face blue

To symbolize the freedom of Scotland which you lack but what I have I really do

Now I'll leave you with a quote that I said at half your age to rebut

Wanna see me lift my kilt up wanna see my Scottish penis put a sword up against it or maybe turn around and show you my own harry butt!

Thomas Jefferson's verse:

Why don't you shut the fuck up, you dumb whore! (Dumb Whore)

We got a barbarian Tarzan over here, plus I got your back George

U.S. Independence guy, watch the red stripped flag fly high

By the way, Braveheart was a terrible adaptation of your life

George and I put the swag back into 'Murica

While you and that fatass Campbell keep swinging swords like a suckdicker

Hiding up inside the castle, in bed under the covers

You may have won, but I hereby declare that this battle is over!