User blog:IsaacNewton98/Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper

Hey guys. Right sorry I haven't been here in a while Lol but I'm back with a fan battle I made. It's probably the only one I'm going to make since its Isaac Newton (You know because he's legendary) versus his most worthy opponent, Sheldon Cooper. Hope you guys like it I've never rapped or anything before so I hope it's not terrible.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ISAAC NEWTON!

VERSUS!

SHELDON COOPER!

BEGIN!

Newton:
Wassup? I'm the I to the Saac and I'm preparing my attack,

Against you scrawly little man who lacks serious wack,

I came up with the equations for gravity: Deal with it,

Your mouths a big black hole, that's why you're sealing it,

There's no way to outwit me in a battle of raps,

Especially when your big head won't even fit on the map,

You may be really funny but you're no physicist,

Just a simpleton with gifts and OCD, catch my drift?

Cooper:
I rap quicker than the flash and hit harder than Bane,

You're rhyming's so basic just like your tiny pea brain,

You're time is over buddy because now it's my time to shine

the time is over when you were a little gift to mankind,

not womankind anyway, You never proceeded with coitus,

Never lost your apple as opposed to this because I'll win this!

This long haired hippy's gonna see what it's like to be compared to me,

You'll be forgotton whereas my legacy will live on for eternity.

Newton:
You may have your options open but this is a nonoptional convention,

All your work is thanks to me! It's like your work was my invention,

Gods don't have sex they model the future,

just one of my physical syllabels is enough to beat ya!

Cooper:
I'll have you know that I have the greatest mind of the 21st Centuary,

You couldn't handle my capacity, never mind losing your cherry,

You'd get outsmarted by Penny, Looked down on by Howard,

Just like my future nobel prize I can tell you winning this? I am honered!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!