Thread:LakuitaBro01/@comment-7352837-20130404224646

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



Joan of Arc



VS



William the Conqueror



BEGIN





William:

Oh help me this girls gonna beat me



Yeah right to me you’re nothing but a flea



<p class="MsoNormal">If you oppose me I will give you the knee

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You died at 19

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m pretty sure that you’re one of

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Those girls that say “Ow my spleen”

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re sure as h*** aren’t 1337

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">When this battle ends it will mean your defeat

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so unlucky to have been born with an

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Insane person

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re as insane as Ursen

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<p class="MsoNormal">Joan:

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you can beat me

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With your cruddy rhymes?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll make you pay for your crimes

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your subtitle is “the Conqueror”

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">The 25 is your day?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Looks like there’s a third on there

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With my rhymes you better stay at bay

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your friend Edward must really love you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With my sword you’re gonna get slew

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll chop you up into bits and make glue

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I think you should take medicine for

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your constipation

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll kick your a**

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">All the way back to your nation

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<p class="MsoNormal">William:

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you kidding me Joey?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Why don’t you come over here and

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Give me a little blowy

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll have someone sneak into your

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Cell and have you executed again

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">At your campsite you got r***d

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I tore down the cloth you draped

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">After you died the king of France

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Got put back in power

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You being their explains him not being able to

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Succeed and plus you really need a shower

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a b**** so you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">To should be thrown away

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

<p class="MsoNormal">

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<p class="MsoNormal">Joan:

<p class="MsoNormal">I won more battles than you’ve won

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your teeth are so ugly

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Where you ruled you should’ve gotten frost

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">So what if I died of execution?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I saved my own a** from absolution

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m not your b****

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m not gonna make you a sandwich

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so pathetic you should be thrown in a ditch

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so disgraced

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You lost this race!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Now say your grace!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With your ugly face!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">At the end of this battle I’ll

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Leave without a trace

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Take your last embrace before I stab you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With my sword

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so underscored

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Through-out the land

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re ignored

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m not insane you are that’s

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Why you should be shipped off to a mental warde

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your rain was short lived

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I survived

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">The hundred year war was nothing to me

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">To me you’re the flea

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<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">-Splits into 2-

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">-Splits into 8-

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">-Splits into 32-

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">-Splits into 128-

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY <ac_metadata title="EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY RAP 7"> </ac_metadata>