User blog:Primetec/Sonic the Hedgehog vs Mega Man (My First Rap Battle, Remade)

This is a remake of an old ERB parody/tribute I planned out but then scrapped because of its shitty quality.

This was originally a plan to celebrate 5 years of ERB being a thing, but I realized I didn't have the budget like they did.

'Super-fast blue hedgehog from Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, faces off against creation of Dr. Wily, Megaman in a battle of the blue Super Smash Bros characters. Who will come out on top?'

Sonic Background: Green Hill Zone

Megaman Background: Dr. Wily's Castle

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlM5D74cvzE

Contents
[hide] #Battle
 * 1) Sonic
 * 2) Megaman
 * 3) Sonic
 * 4) Megaman
 * 5) Poll

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY























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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">VS

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">BEGIN!

Sonic the Hedgehog
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(0:26)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Yo, Sonic's the name and speed's my game!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Everyone who played YOUR game thinks that you're nothing but lame!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You entered the wrong zone, pal, you're sure to be Super-Smashed,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">And this battle will end quick cause I GOTTA GO FAST!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I drop rhymes harder than a Sonic Boom, this is a verbal Rise of Lyrics,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I could take you down with a Spindash, you don't deserve to be in the Smash spirit!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">They say I'm afraid of water, but I still can spit a better flow,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You can never catch up to this rap game because YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

Megaman
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(0:52)

You gotta be Alex Kidding me - am I dreaming in a fog?

I’m being threatened and talked at by a blue hedgehog?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Always being followed by Tails? Well, that's just really gay,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Think you're still relevant? Ha! That's Inafune!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">This may take a Wily, I'll turn your colors to half purple,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You're just a failed mutant experiment who was aptly voiced by Steve Urkel!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You may free animals from robots, but then you eat them, you dick,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">And you and Stupid Mario both ruined the Olympics!

Sonic the Hedgehog
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;font-weight:normal;">(1:19)

You have an enemy named "Bass"? You still don't Rock, Man!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;font-weight:normal;">A blaster gun arm? You stole that shit from Samus Aran!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;font-weight:normal;">I mean, seriously! You even stole the idea for my final boss,

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;font-weight:normal;">It's time to go Super Sonic, and show you TRUE chaos!

Super Sonic
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">(fast rap)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Now I'll show you who's the better rapper, I rap faster the speed of light, you can't touch this!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">My series has been going on for generations, I've been winning this race before you existed, bitch!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">You didn't fit into MVC3, cause you can't fight, I have Emeralds better than you, fucking clod,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">And when to being the best blue Super Smasher here,

Sonic.exe
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> I AM GOD!

Megaman
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">(1:45)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">The only thing you're "God" of is ripping off Dragon Ball,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">You won't have any rings left when I end you once and for all!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Tails has a female voice actor? Ha, that's very girly,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Once you end up like Eggman, you'll be begging for mercy!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">You have your own restaurant? You're such a sellout, dude,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Lick my Smash Balls, you'll be needing an ambulance, Wii U!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Call the technology department, your lagging needs to be fixed,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">'Cause your rapping was even worse than Sonic 2006!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">WHO WON?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">YOU DECIDE!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''EPIC! (speeds across the screen) RAP BATTLES! (Megaman Blaster) OF HISTORY!!! ''' <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:20px;text-align:justify;">Poll Who Won? Sonic the Hedgehog/Super Sonic<span id="wpPollVote142E9BD6D6A8D2A4DB889E9C36A7678C-2" style="left:3px;position:absolute;top:-3px;z-index:4;" title="21.15% of all votes"> Megaman<span id="wpPollVote142E9BD6D6A8D2A4DB889E9C36A7678C-3" style="left:3px;position:absolute;top:-3px;z-index:4;" title="17.31% of all votes">