User blog:NightFalcon9004/Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King. Epic Fanmade Battles of History 1.

This is my entry for the Halloween Rap Battle Contest and first published fanmade battle. After this I&apos;ll probably make some more later on.

This one is two horror story writers, Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King. If it would happen, I&apos;d say it would be Peter as King and Lloyd as Poe.

After long searching for a beat, I&apos;d have to say this one was closest to suitable. (Poe begins at 0:10)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

STEPHEN KING!

VS!

EDGAR ALLAN POE!

BEGIN!

Poe:

Allow me to tale a tell that&apos;ll strike the heart

My readers get Goosebumps from my original works of art

Looks like you&apos;re getting chills too, not just from freezing in Maine

I&apos;ll run you over like getting hit by a van or a train

I surpass Ozzy Osbourne as prince of darkness

See your little stories? My genius inspired all this

You have the adult vocabulary, but got the mind of a child

Get your running shoes ready cause you&apos;ll be walking your Green Mile

King:

Hmm, how to describe this orphaned bastard disgrace?

It&apos;s just something poorly tragic with a disfigured face

Why try comparing your horrid penmanship to my way with words?

I hear you&apos;re smart and athletic, but you&apos;re defined as absurd

You&apos;ve been glancing at me as if I were sick

But you hitched your 13 year old cousin at age 26

That work of yours is no match. It has nothing to offer

You&apos;re the deadbeat writer, and I&apos;m the best-selling author

Poe:

You don&apos;t scare me at all, you look like Garrison Keillor

Just more hopped up on cocaine you got from drug dealers

Your stand right now will be your final one for sure

Sorry, Stephen, but I&apos;m the true King of literature! King:

Frankly, I don&apos;t see how. I have the awards to show it

While you haven&apos;t won much to your career, so don&apos;t call yourself a poet

Your whole life was a horror story, only it was more of a bore

So fly away like the Raven since you&apos;ve become Nevermore

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO&apos;S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

Eeeeeepic Rap Battles of...HISTORY!