User blog:BasaltWolfED145RS/How I think a possible Vader vs Hitler 4 should go like

Quick note:
Don’t worry; I don’t actually think a Vader vs Hitler 4 is happening. But what if they DID make one? Here’s the only way I think that a Vader vs Hitler 4 would be like.

Plot:
Basically, Hitler is in complete blackness, floating around, asleep. He wakes up, and looks around him. A voice says to Hitler, “Hitler, I will give you one last chance to defeat Vader. Screw it up, and you go to hell for good! Will you take it?” Hitler nods, and a bright light occurs. He finds himself on Tatooine, and notices his lower half is back. He feels like that something is off. Then…

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Hitler: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! I’M NOT READY YET!!!

ADOLF HITLER!!

Hitler: IMBECILE!! FINE!!! ALRIGHT!! BRING MY OPPONENT!!!!

VS!!!

Hitler: …WELL?! WHERE IS HE!!!!

ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!! (In his Episode II look, with a night time Tatooine background)

Hitler: …huh?

BEGIN!!!

So Anakin starts, and the Hitler first says a few lines on how he’s confused, but then goes to dissing Anakin. After they’ve finished their first verses, Anakin’s background changes to Mustafar, and Anakin appears in his Episode III look. They continue, and after their second verses, Anakin turns into Darth Vader, and continue their battle. Adolf Hitler first says a line like, “Ahhh, well now! This is more like it!” and after finishes his last verse, he shoots Vader’s life supporter thingy. Beat stops. Hitler rushes to him.

Vader: Hitler, take off my mask.

Hitler takes off his mask.

Vader: Now go…leave me…

Hitler: …Ok! Fuck you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Then Hitler is surrounded by a bunch of Stormtroopers.

Hitler: …FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! (Zoom into his mouth)

Then the announcer softly says:

Who won?

Who’s next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of History!

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Or at least something like that.

Or they could just use Mecha Hitler.

Or they could do some new battle, and not make a rematch (of any battle) at all…

...Why did I make this blog? :P