User blog:TCalderon/Perfect Cell vs Captain Toad - Weeb Shit vs Anything...?

HELLO! I'M TOAD!

WEEB SHIT VS ANYTHING!!!!!!

PERFECT CELL

VS

...Captain Toad.

Begin.

Captain Toad:

'''HELLO! I’m Toad! And I’m ready for adventure!'''

No other comes close when it comes to finding treasure!

An ace with these endeavors, and a sick flow when I’m rapping!

'''Yo, that F-Zero chump can suck it! I’m Nintendo’s greatest Captain!'''

Perfect Cell:

Cellular perfection; I am the perfect weapon

This Toad is simply fronting; that is my detection!

'''It’s Cell, in the flesh! Android by design'''

I think this shroom is pissy, cause he’s no longer in the limelight!

I’m a killing machine; against me, you couldn’t even land a bump

Made the heroes shit their pants, while you were struggling to jump!

You think you stand a chance because you beat a giant bird?

That has got to be the lamest feat that I have ever heard!

Stepping up to me is showing that you want to die!

Cause when I step up to the plate, I’m far from a Shyguy!

You can talk a big game, but what I find intriguing

Is that they chose a Piranha Plant over you AND Waluigi!

Captain Toad:

I may not be in Smash, but my port’s sales are going higher!

While this prick is just an Echo of all the Z-Fighters!

'''You’re just Frieza’s leftovers! To see that, I need no Scouter!'''

Cause they chose him over you for the Tournament of Power!

'''You’re an android? Then I guess that makes me an IPhone Plus!'''

I’ll smack you with a turnip, and then leave you in the dust!

Like 16, I’m about to send you flying with the birds!

When I stomp you like a Goomba with your teeth upon a curb!

Perfect Cell:

As far as spin-offs go, yours is the lamest they could do

Because players get to play as an annoying shroom!

Go back to the Doki Doki days; not talking Literature Clubs

You’re the most useless hero; you’re less stable than a bob-omb!

You’re just a storybook fable, too unfit to be read by Lumas!

Less funny, and more laughable; Kamehame-hahaha

'''I’m ending this fight now! I’ll beat you without a hitch!'''

Rid the world of the lamest title to ever hit the Switch!

Captain Toad:

Okay Gogeta; don’t fret, just abiding the Odyssey!

Your raps sound worse than your Japanese dub’s sound quality!

Boy, you’re more forgotten than your soundtrack in the west!

I don’t care if you’re a perfect being, cause I’ll always be the best!

'''You got beaten by a child? Yo, that shit’s just unfortunate!'''

I’ll cease and desist your ass like it’s a FighterZ tournament!

It’s obvious who won this fight; congrats, you’re off to Hell!

'''Consider this a science lesson; I just split apart a Cell. :) '''

WHO WON?!

WHO CARES?!

APRIL FOOLS!

WEEB SHIT-

'''Captain Toad: HELLO! I’M TOAD! '''

VS ANYTHING!!!

Who Won? HELLO! I'M TOAD! Perfect Cell