User blog comment:JPhil2.0/Super Smash Bros 4 Tourney - Mario (Captain Warrior) vs. Sonic (JPhil2.0)/@comment-13714183-20140618010255

Verse 2:

Well, I didn't want to do this, but I will.

Luigi, kick his ass with raps, so stay still.

Luigi:

Mario's brother here, you don't want to mess with me.

A snail can go faster than you, due to your lack of speed.

Sonic? More like Sodick, because let's face it, you're a prick.

If I was in my kart, I still could've gone way faster than you really quick.

I'm almost done with you, slowpoke, but just only one more line.

I couldn't tell if you're slacking or not, but rapping against you was a waste of time.