User blog:Justinbuckner98/John Marston vs Niko Bellic



EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

JOHN MARSTON!

VS

NIKO BELLIC!

BEGIN!

Niko:

I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.

I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car

Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.


 * ring ring ring*

Hello?

Roman:

Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko:

FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!!!!!

John:

Go back to Europe, you foreign prick

Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's

I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach

Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.

The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get

So here's one dollar, go ahead in...

You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle

Let alone four hourses on a wagon, doing a pull.

Niko:

Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke

For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.

Don't open the barn door, YOU'LL GET SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYED!!!!

John:

Stand over there, let's have a duel

You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.

And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.

24/7 he's always in the titty bar.

Doesn't matter though, I won this battle

Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEPIIIICCCCCCC RAAAAP BATTLE PARODIES!!!!