User blog:YouTubeKorea/Ian Hecox vs Anthony Padilla: Some Crappy Rap Battles Episode One

Hey guys, it's YTK. This is my new series, Some Crappy Rap Battles. It's my first one, so I expect some of you to say this sucks ass. So here we go.



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SOME CRAPPY RAP BATTLES!!!

IAN HECOX!

VS!

ANTHONY PADILLA!!!

BEGIN!!!

Ian Hecox:
This battle's gonna end as I unleash my Cannon Penis

Don't try to act like you're tough, because I'm the meanest

Watch You Live and Stuff or watch your drive-thru pranks, I'd choose neither

It's time you sit down and watch as I fill Kalel up with Dixon Cider

I'll use my pink-frosted sprinkled donuts to burn all your emo hair

Get outta Sacremento, bitch, and I'll pay the cab fare

Shooting noobs like you in the head, that's what guns are for, right?

Forget it, Anthony Padildo, you'll never win this fight

Anthony Padilla:
My dear friend, Ian He-Cocks, isn't that a funny name?

Maybe that's why your donuts totally failed at being a video game

I hang out with a real girl, while you rape a cardboard anime whore

I'll beat you, unsubscribe IanH, then delete Head Exploder X from App Store

Hey it's no big dealio, but I kill zombies with a lightsaber

I would kidnap your flamingo, but there's that Damn Neighbor

You'll be sorry you stepped up to me when I blow your bowl haircut

Alpha will cure your mom, after Boxman 2.0 kicks your nuts

Ian Hecox:
I was way better than you, even before we were born

Go play with your Clevver friends, Jovenshit, Sodicky and Laserporn

Why don't you go back to Newgrounds and make crappy animations?

I liked you better in creepy fanfiction featuring your masturbation

Hear hear, Ian's here, better be shaking with fear, cause I'm near, little queer

Did you know nobody understands why your favorite food changes every year?

You'll feel worse than when we touched the Teleporting Fat Guy's pits

I will get a pedostache, load a gun, then shout

BULLSHIT!!!

Anthony Padilla:
I'll spray Beef N' Go all over your face, make sure your pace doesn't fade

Going to your Metal Mom's place tonight, cause I have to make sure she's laid

You were the reason our old videos got a lot of dislikes

I bet in Food Battle 2013, your donuts still wouldn't be a mic

You're a great dude, Ian, but you just got Pwned

Whooped your ass so hard, there won't be any Ian vs Anthony 2

I may have loved a Siri, but you dropped a toaster in the bathtub

This battle's over now, you lost Ian, so please

SHUT UP!!!