User blog:Taviwave/Slenderman vs. Five Nights at Freddy's

I made a rap battle. I wrote most of this in one night except for a few ideas I kept on my page. Coloring the battle was painstakingly difficult and even my OCD was no match for the burning feeling my eyes felt from looking too carefully at the wall of code. I'm not starting a series, don't expect anything out of me.

Slenderman's text is white

Freddy's text is brown

Bonnie's text is gray

Chica's text is yellow

Foxy's text is red

Rap starts at (0:13)

The origin of viral horror's here to expose

These four robos, as rubbish that I'll soon leave disposed.

I don't even have a face and I intimidate the nation!

You'll be dead; hold your severed head like my name was Jason!

I'll dispatch this teddy and his furry friends, no evidence!

I'll teleport behind your backs and crack your endoskeletons!

I'm a legend from photos in a forum, but overall

Your storyline and lore only come from phone calls!

Attacking silently, without a trace, you won't know I'm there

You scream and fly in my face? Ohh, I'm soo scared.

All you do is roam around for about six hours!

You're gonna burn down like the grounds outside my tower!

This white-faced freak wants to fight! (Fine, we'll bite)

You and your pitful proxies won't survive one night.

Always stalking your prey, but now the tables have turned!

Slender pizza? Let's eat ya! (D'oh, you just got burned)

Y o u ' r e a n e x e c r a b l e s p e c t a c l e w i t h u n i m p r e s s i v e t e n t a c l e s ,

You'd best expect defeat when Foxy rushes through the western hall. (Arr)

You play mind games with children? Oh, how cute!

Unlike you I'm not afraid to get to get some blood on my suit!

Better be ready for Freddy because your chances of winning

Are as nonexistant as the camera view of the kitchen!

We're friendly to kids! Slendy has pedophilic tendencies.

And like those little girls, this entity can't kill his enemies!

Your rhymes reek of lies and rot, so stop talking,

Or else I'll end your life by offing Scott Cawthon!

Stalking any being who dares walk in my domain!

Anyone with half a brain knows not to buy your game!

What are you even saying? It all sounds like static.

HELP ME! Your game's concept is so bad it's tragic!

You'd better find a hiding spot once I turn off the lights!

Harhar, I'm having calamari tonight!

Who won? Slenderman Five Nights at Freddy's