User blog:BlueFrackle/Walt Disney vs. Jim Henson

So, I've been thinking about it lately and come up with some ideas. So this is my fanmade version of Disney vs. Henson. Hope you enjoy it!

Cast as I've imagined it:
 * EpicLLOYD as Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse (voice), Donald Duck (voice) and Goofy (voice)
 * Nice Peter as Jim Henson, Kermit the Frog (voice) and Rowlf the Dog (voice)
 * Zach Sherwin as the Great Gonzo (voice)

I'll use the same system that's generally used in this wiki for group battles, i.e.: each character has his own color, and when they rap together the text is uncolored.

Disney and his characters' location is Disneyland. Henson and the Muppets' location is the Muppet Theater.

There's also a small cameo from the LaChoy Dragon when Henson says "Even my puppets breathe fire", demonstrating just that. And a small one from Crazy Harry at the very end.

Alright, let's start this!

Battle
FANMADE RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!! WALT DISNEY VS. JIM HENSON!!! BEGIN!

Walt Disney:

Once there was a princess, who out of sheer arrogance

Thought she could out-rap the world's greatest businessman

I'm sorry, Henson, but your dream won't come true

When it comes to entertainment, I'm the Winnie, you're the Pooh

Nobody wants to listen to your Sillier Symphonies

I'm the ace of animation, films and documentaries

Got more Oscars than anybody else ever has

The only Oscar you got's the one who lives in the trash

You'll run like Ichabod Crane away from my Wonderful World

When I kick your puppeteering ass to Mars and Beyond!

From Tinker Bell to Arendelle lives my legacy

Your company lost its greatest property to me!

A talentless doll maker has no place in my CalArts

I'll pave your Mississipi swamps to build another theme park!

Jim Henson:

Whoa! You sure seem mad today

Did your employees go on a strike again?

Dance your cares away, like the Fraggles say

You could never win against me anyway

'Cause I make you go extinct like Earl Sinclair

Shattered like the Dark Crystal, with no repair

You played Peter Pan at school and never liked to grow

I'm the best Storyteller; you're a Fozzie Bear joke

From animatronics to CGI, I aim higher

How can you compete? Even my puppets breathe fire!

You draw insignias to the heroes of World War II

But when the Nazis step to Hollywood you just greet them too?

I produce masterpieces like The Cube and Time Piece

We all want peace; stop hating on Jews and communists!

Stick to ambulance driving, or you might need one

Taste your own blood, you'll find it's only strawberry jam

My cold rhymes will leave you cryogenically Frozen

Everybody loves me except Just One bonehead!

Walt Disney:

I dismiss everything you say, it's all just rubbish

Now watch me win this like I sprayed my shoes with Flubber!

The accusations you throw couldn't be farther from the truth

My good friends the Sherman Brothers, I don't care that they're Jews

And since you think you're so hot, and I say you're just fruity

To settle this I call my friends Mick, Don and Goofy!

Mickey, Donald and Goofy:

Oh-oh! Look what we got here pals!

A grown up man who still plays with dolls!

A-hyuck, even I think that's immature!

You guys hold me! Let's give this freak a lecture

We hunt ghosts! We're show hosts! We're just great!

Gonna kick you like the Teenage Ninja Turtles you've made!

Step to the House of Mouse and you'll be squashed like a grub

You're no one! I got Annette Funicello in my Club!

You need a short film to teach you How To rap

I got sweet disposition, but you're making me mad!

Oh boy! Gawrsh, I think we just rocked the house

When you think of your defeat, remember: it all started with a mouse!

Jim Henson:

Not bad at all, guys, but I'm still able to trump it

For I got some friends too: it's time to meet the Muppets

Kermit, Rowlf and Gonzo:

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here!

The real Disney's Folly was creating these three!

We got a show tonight, a big sensation!

Calling pest control, I think we got an infestation

I've seen many mice but never one so cheesy

Our flow's so sick, being green becomes easy!

When it comes to art you can't reach my level

Swing cannonballs now, I'm the stage daredevil!

Make the crowds wild 'cause I'm immune to pain

But I can't understand a single thing the duck's saying!

Yo, dog, you may be Goofy but I got some tricks

From selling dog food to being Jimmy Dean's sidekick

Play you like a piano, once I think of a song

Off stage, the three of you ought to Move Right Along!

We shake the theater with raps destructive like a blister

So go back to your girlfriends, who look more like sisters

We pull the strings here, we own your flow

We're in control because: it's the Muppet Show! Yaaaaay!!!

(Crazy Harry appears to blow up the setting)

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!!! FANMADE RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!!