User blog:Tkid115/The Dixon Brothers vs The Bellic Cousins. 115 Rap Battles Season 2.

===='First battle of Season 2. It features the two most badass, related pairs to ever cross fiction: Daryl and Merle Dixon versus Niko and Roman Bellic. Beat: Roman starts at 0:23 '====

115 RAP BATTLES!!!!
     The  Dixon Brothers!!!

VS.....

The Bellic Cousins!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Roman:

Hey, cousin! Guess what?! These bitches want their Dixons beat!

I bet these white trash red-necks have never seen a pair of titties!

Niko:

Agreed. From what we hear, their relationship is pretty bad!

So we'll burn you pansies so bad, it's like you're speaking to Vlad!

Roman:

Your rhymes will stink so bad, all of Liberty City will smell it!

You thick headed, small dicked bitches can't spit harder than a Bellic!

Niko:

This pussy pack of over-rated hype cannot step to these playahs!

Not when we're kicking their asses from the Big City to San Andreas!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Daryl:

<p style="text-align:center;">You watch your mouth, you psycho- killer who causes massacres to pay bills!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're steppin' to the fangirl killin' badass who can survive better than Bear Grylls!

<p style="text-align:center;">Merle:

<p style="text-align:center;">You guys have challenge us and lost to us! So there's the door!

<p style="text-align:center;">We're survivin' hoardes of fuckin' geeks! You run a taxi auto store!

<p style="text-align:center;">Daryl:

<p style="text-align:center;">You second cousins battle us, we'll leave you both in stitches!

<p style="text-align:center;">Over-rated hype? GTA IV's a disappointment, you sum-bitches!

<p style="text-align:center;">Merle:

<p style="text-align:center;">Your game had terrible voice acting! You're giving me a headache tryin' to spit!

<p style="text-align:center;">So go fuck yourselves, Europeans, before I take your game and take a shit!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Roman:

<p style="text-align:center;">You'll take a shit, Dixon? Like how you sound when you try to flow?

<p style="text-align:center;">Just give up now! Call your owner, Governor, and go!

<p style="text-align:center;">Niko:

<p style="text-align:center;">We're both Serbian badasses! To us, you're as soft as bread!

<p style="text-align:center;">This'll be embarrassing for you, like when that bitch shot you in the head!

<p style="text-align:center;">Roman:

<p style="text-align:center;">You two dicks shall NEVER beat us!

<p style="text-align:center;">Not when your played by Michael Rooker and Norman Reedus!

<p style="text-align:center;">Niko:

<p style="text-align:center;">We are making thousands a day! You guys struggle to survive!

<p style="text-align:center;">Watch while we rise to the top, even better than GTA V!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Daryl:

<p style="text-align:center;">Say we won't survive one more time, and I'll send ya to Russian hell!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll stick a bolt through both of you and put my Dixon-cide Michelle!

<p style="text-align:center;">Merle:

<p style="text-align:center;">We're both the symbols of the show! From Terminus to the Farm!

<p style="text-align:center;">Whenever both of us are on, we raise fangirls' alarms!

<p style="text-align:center;">Daryl:

<p style="text-align:center;">The highest rated T.V. show right now! Just to let you know!

<p style="text-align:center;">We'll crush your stupid sandbox and tell everyone to play Saints Row!

<p style="text-align:center;">Merle:

<p style="text-align:center;">They put us versus a bowler and Rolie Polie Oly,

<p style="text-align:center;">who may be butt-buddies! They're gayer than their own Gay Tony!

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115 RAP BA- (fuck off!) ok....
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WHO WON?! Daryl and Merle Roman and Niko