User blog:JKGame/Samurai Jack vs Marty McFly: Epic Rap Battles of the Universe

"Main protagonist of his eponymous series, Samurai Jack, and main protagonist of the Back to the Future trilogy, Marty McFly, battle each other to see which people who ended up in the wrong time period and have to go back to the right one will prevail in this battle."

Credit to Leandro for the cover! It's really cool!

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

SAMURAI JACK!

VS!

MARTY MCFLY!

BEGIN!

Samurai Jack:
I fail to see how this slacker's worthy of battling me

I'm slaying entire armies while you're busy fighting off bullies

In this battle, you'll be shot down like your friend by that terrorist group

Slaying you like Aku, spitting bars like a rhythmic haiku

Perhaps it would've been better if you actually faded from existence

That way no one would have to suffer your incestuous film until the end

I've slain enemies more powerful than me, you can't best this Samurai

And despite your name, McFly, it's clear that you're not even close to being fly!

Marty McFly:
I think staying in the future is turning you Mad, Jack

How is it that it took you 50 years to finally go back to the past?

That's heavy, man. I returned to my time period in less than a few days

I still have a girlfriend, while the only one with the hots for you faded away!

You're going to be in deeper sh*t than Biff and his friends

Watch out, 'cause this battle's getting wilder than the entire Wild West!

My raps are like lightning! I reign supreme when it comes to pop culture fame!

You don't know Jack, Samurai Jack, not even your own name!

Samurai Jack:
Your rhymes are fouler than the farts of a dragon

Should be considered unspeakable evil, you teenage has-been

Don't need 1.21 gigawatts to drop powerful raps

I wield a sword crafted by gods, your hoverboard can't compare to that

An almanac's all it takes for your story's history to be rewritten

I'll give you another chance to diss me, if you aren't too chicken!

Marty McFly:
Nobody calls me chicken! Your foolishness is something I'd agree with Aku!

You're always by yourself, with your only friend being a loud, rude brute!

You'll be knocked back from my disses, man, like I'm the amplifier!

Your flow's slow as your show, while mine's faster than 88 miles per hour!

No need to perform seppuku, 'cause you'll already be dead after your defeat!

But, hey, at least your rhymes weren't as disappointing as your series finale!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC-

(The logo is then sent into a spiral time portal and lands in the same place as before)

-RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Poll
Who won? Samurai Jack Marty McFly