User blog:Wachowman/EGRB 7 Starfy vs Slenderman

Ok, before this is posted or read, let me tell you I DIDN'T make this battle, Mu friend, Davis did and its not that great, kinda like a 4/10 (if I made it, it would be better) but because I'm working on others I decided, "why the fuck not" and posted it, piece.

EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES! Starfy! VS! SlenderMan!... BEGIN!
 * Starfy is swimming in a forest under water near his castle, but then he hears noises...*
 * he looks behind him to see a figure but then the figure disappears*
 * he then looks ahead to see a tall man about to swipe at him*
 * he dodges and then look at the man knowing who he is from the Internet*
 * after trying to hit Stafy several more times, SlenderMan has a new plan*

YOU DECIDE! WHO WON? Slenderman Starfy
 * Slender:I am the most horrifying character on the Internet,
 * In a rap, to me, this little star is not a threat.
 * I have more power than you in every one of my 8 arms,
 * All you enemies can agree that you don't cause harm.
 * I'm one of the most feared myths in all of earth,
 * You've been spoiled your whole life, you were royalty since your birth.
 * My game went across the world in a couple of months,
 * I'm invincible on my own, while you and your friends are powerless.
 * How will you even rap?all you do is say "yay"
 * While no one gives a shit about you, everyone's waiting for an update on my game.
 * Try to collect my 8 pages, but when I'm coming you'll never see me,
 * I'm an original idea while your just a copy of Kirby.
 * Starfy:ya ha! Hi there friend,
 * Ill be the winner in the end.
 * I'm a copy of Kirby is what you say?
 * While you're only horrifying cause you don't have a face.
 * Even though you're 10 ft tall and have eight arms,
 * You have bad rapping skills so I have no reason to be alarmed.
 * All you're used for now is Internet memes,
 * Your victory can only be seen in your victims dreams.
 * You got most of your fame from pewdiepies playthroughs,
 * Everyone can tell its a bad ending for you.
 * Slender:I'm going to finish you off, so you're lucky to still be alive,
 * Everyone thinks you're strong, but you have the strength of someone who's 5,
 * Which seems likely, because your 2 centimeters tall,
 * But how much can you expect from a wanna-be prince star.
 * You're not understanding the fact that I'm death,
 * When they find your dead body,it'll be a complete mess.
 * You act like spongebob and your sister resembles Patrick,
 * You 2 seem to have so much ADHD, it's sick.
 * I don't get it, even when you're in danger you always happy,
 * But how will you feel when I kill Moe and Starly.
 * slenderman saying he'll kill Starly's friend made him rage*
 * Starfy:why would you kill them? What have they done to you?
 * While you make up random shit, everything I said is true!
 * Do you still believe you have more power against me?
 * Don't bring up killing my friends cause that make me angry.
 * You're a nothing, nobody your not big news, your now a bore,
 * You made a little Arrival game but there's not gunna be anymore.
 * Speaking of Arrival no one could even follow the story,
 * So many people were disappointed, it appears you lost your glory.
 * I'm tired of rapping against you, I'm finally done,
 * I might be a copy a Kirby, but your whole figures a copy of jack skellinton.
 * WHO WON?
 * WHOS NEXT?
 * I might be a copy a Kirby, but your whole figures a copy of jack skellinton.
 * WHO WON?
 * WHOS NEXT?
 * WHO WON?
 * WHOS NEXT?
 * EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES!