User blog:Tesla Man/Rap Battles Episode:1 Tesla vs Edison

Welcome to Rap Battles! This is a new series created by yours truly, where i take YOUR suggestions, yes, your suggestions, and turn them into raps, complete with music, a decent ammount of verses, and yes, most importantly, raps. To kick off my series, i'm going to start now, with, of course, Tesla vs Edison. Here's the rap to show you how this all works.

- (Read to this beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l33vrrLIDZw start reading Tesla's part at 0:19)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THOMAS EDISON!

VERSUS!

NIKOLA TESLA!

BEGIN!

Tesla:

i'm the father of today so just sit down son

we're like AC/DC, but i'm the half that won.

I'll be droppin' rhymes like your concrete houses

Tesla vs Edison is like cats and mouses

Don't be shocked boss, I'm turning on the lights

Like World Fair: Chicago, I'll brighten up the night.

New York, America, and someday Earth

I've been sparkin' up ideas for mankind since birth.

Edison:

Don't try to win Tesla, this might not end

Pack your bags for the Alps, you got some Serbs to defend.

You need to understand the humor we americans speak

or I'll drag you back to Europe 'cause your raps are too weak.

Remote controls and motors, who cares about that?

I've got 1,000 patents to make you tip your top hat.

You can try to light us up with some antique souvenirs

but my bulb's burned bright for a hundred and Thirty years.

Tesla:

Screw it Edison, 'cause this is your last bolt.

I'm about to turn the trouble up to 6,000 volts.

I'm stronger than my Quake Machine, more deadly than my Death Ray

So quit it with your games because i'm done with your child's play.

Edison:

I took it to the next level when you moved to my street

I'll topple you like Wardenclyffe cause 'cause you're close to defeat.

Tesla:

You're a fraud Edison, and you know it's true

Buying people's patents and giving the credit to you.

Edison:

Don't frame me Tesla, this is becoming an obsession

just like you and pigeons, now class is in session.

you died alone in your appartment, raving mad

Stuck broke in your bed with the 'Help Wanted' ads.

Tesla:

I may have died alone but atleast i died strong

unlike how you and diabetes just couldn't get along.

Now Edison, face Morgan, Westinghouse, and the Jury

Get the memo boss, this is my 21st Century.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! -

Now, time for you to decide on the next one!

right now, i have a poll set up, whether or not it stays a poll through the series is a diferent story, but for now, this is how it is.

So, will the next istallment of 'Rap Battles' be... Next Rap Battle Vlad the Impaler vs Dracula Criss Angel vs Harry Houdini Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible Harry Potter vs Harry Houdini