User blog:GravityMan/Literature vs History 1: Harry Potter vs Harry Houdini

GraviThy presents... the premiere Literature vs History! This was written a bit over a month ago and was saving up until after we completed writing a few more. But then I was like, "No." so we're posting this! Thanks to the people who I may or may not have forgot who read this beforehand and bloated my obese ego with their kind words <3 and special thanks goes to the person we ripped off but not really for the amazing cover and logo.



Rapper Colors
Harry is this color

Harry is this color

Ron is this speaking cameo

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Starts at 0:37

Houdini
Ah! Ladies and gentlemen, from the far corners of the earth draw near,

And witness a hormonal orphan make his fame disappear in three years

I’m a living legend six feet below, while you spit flows, deader than a Dumble-doornail

“Muggles” befuddle this circus troupe, putting owls extinct with the invention of e-mail

But to horrors like Divergent and Twilight galore is the legacy that your series is leading.

While I’m popping out cans smaller than the ones your fans sit on when they’re reading!

Potter
<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh, that verse ended faster than your acting career

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Can’t forget your marriage, if we’re talking things that disappear

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll be making so many points, the House Cup is surely mine,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Spitting rhymes so bright it’s like they’re Hermione’s mind

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">My flows aren’t dead; but they sure pack a punch,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;white-space:pre-wrap;">I seen slippery frogs; when I pack chocolate for lunch

Houdini
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your parents are dead, so who packs it for you I wonder?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I got bigger balls than this child, even when I’m thirty degrees under <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#783f04;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">!

Potter
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He’s recipe for disaster! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ugh...I’ll supply the bile

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now make like your colleagues, and entertain this “child”

Houdini
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You got a devil’s tongue, boy, spit Snape’s snake outta your mouth fool!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You have no protection against my killer curses, there’s no one left to love you!

Potter
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You can piss off with Blaine mate, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hey calm down a bit Ron

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;white-space:pre-wrap;">This fellow’s more dry than your bloody front lawn!

Houdini
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Even when I’m fucking London I’ll put a cap on any of your hat tricks

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">While the floating nuts you bust take after your relationship status!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You got a spell for repair but it appears Cho’s heart ain’t a breeze,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#c9daf8;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And your childhood abuse is less than noticed than the pin in my sleeve!

Potter
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Such failure to your image, did the History Channel write your lyrics?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Get your act together Weiss guy, I got a closet with more spirit

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#990000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Trapped in the chaos of a seance, while I got a prequel coming up

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re dead, Ehrich… You can feel it in your gut.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

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Poll
Who Won? Harry Houdini Harry Potter