User blog:JPhil2.0/Harry Potter vs. Harry Houdini

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

HARRY POTTER

VS.

HARRY HOUDINI

BEGIN!

HH: Prepare to be amazed by my amazing feat!

You're really going to be dissed so you better take a seat!

Your parents got destroyed by a dark wizard.

Where's your Mommy, Potter? I bet you miss her!

I'm a real magician, you're a movie star,

go cry-out all your sorrows at the Hogshead bar!

It's time to face the facts you can't beat me, Ladies and Gentlemen "The Amazing Houdini!"

HP: Look in the mirror, what do you see?

I see your parlor tricks getting beat by me!

I'm the "Boy Who Lived!" you've come here to die!

You might be "The King Of Cards", but I've mastered Stupify!

My parents dying, it wasn't part of the plan.

Though it seems that I conqured in the end!

C'mon "Wild Man" is that the best you got?

I've been "The Chosen One" since I was a tot!

HH: "You're a wizard Harry" *hmph* an extreme exaggeration!

My magic was so awesome it rocked entire nations!

hmm let's see* I have the "Milk Can escape" and my "Buried alive stunt!"

What are you Potter? but a nasty little cunt!

I improved my stunts over time! Hell!

You can't even bust a simple rhyme

You're a hack potter!

I was the president of S.A.M., I'm still busting to my jam!

Face it, your done Harry! ALAKAZAM!

HP: You're dead! You don't even know what you're doing!

It's apparent! Just look at the shit that you're spewing!

You might have been great, but you're too late!

I have millions that follow me, I'm afraid you're lost in history!

Let's finish this quick! With no struggle!

you stupid arrogant Muggle!

It sure was a pleasure to have ya!

AVADA KADAVRA!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Harry Potter Harry Houdini