Doctor Seuss

Dr. Seuss is the only rap battler who does not actually rap, instead calling on the Cat in the Hat, Thing 1, and Thing 2 to rap for him.

Cat in the Hat lyrics (part 1)

I would not, could not, on a boat

read any of the boring-ass plays you wrote.

Even Horton doesn't wanna hear you

And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you.

You bore people to death.

You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth.

I entertain any child of any age.

You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page.

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat.

Think your ruffle-neck ass gonna rap to that?

I got a best-selling book about me coming back.