User blog comment:Bobdave/WOW LOOK A FUCKING AMA/@comment-25308451-20160331012445

My standard set of AMA questions:

-Favourite colour.

-Favourite country.

-If you were diagnosed with some fatal shit and would die in exactly 24 hours, what would you do?

-US Presidential candidate you would most like to silently follow you, staring at you but saying nothing for the rest of your life.

-Which ass cheek would you get rid of if you had to?

-Would you rather murder a 5 year old or torture a 50 year old?

-If you had to permanently ban Muslims, Jews, Hispanics, or African-Americans from whatever country you live in, which would you ban?

-Have sex with a goat but have no one know or not have sex with a goat but have everyone think you did?

-What do you think of me?

-If you had to change the outcome of either the Civil or Revolutionary War, which would you change the outcome of?

-Favourite eye colour.

-Canadian Prime Minister you would like to fuck the least (in the condition they were in when they first entered office).

-Mesozoic time period you would most like to time travel to.

-Tea or coffee?

-Favourite language?

-Fight a crocodile or a shark?

-Indian food or Chinese food?

-Woukd you rather live in Scotland, Wales, Britian, or Ireland?

-Nuke the UK or Australia?

-How are you?

-Would you rather die of intense heat or intense cold?

-Favourite Spielberg film?