User blog:DamasterW/Takeru Kobayashi vs Galactus

CAST

KRNFX as Takeru Kobayashi

EpicLLOYD as Galactus (voice)

Nice Peter as Galactus (body)

CREDITS

Lyrics: DamasterW

Galactus
I am Galactus, devourer of worlds,

Of your saddest nightmares, this is gonna be the worst,

Those who step to me shall just end up an epic fail,

I'll drag you down like NYPD sent your sorry ass in jail,

No, Kobi, no hotdogs for you while you're in prison,

And all your fans will find out that their hero's missing,

But don't worry, I shall craft your lyrical casket,

Not even you of all people can save your planet.

Takeru Kobayashi
Hey big boy, how dare you look down on me,

No one who lives can touch the great Kobayashi,

I can swallow hot dogs as fast you can swallow my rhymes,

'Cause you see, you're washed up, I'm still in my prime,

My records are legendary and can't be destroyed,

My venomous rhymes are the ones that you should avoid,

Like the Fantastic Four, I can spell your downfall,

I hope you're wearing a cup, 'cause I'll kick your Cosmic Balls.

Galactus
Hahaha! Your disses never left a scratch on me,

My heralds could have done better, see

My appetite's unusual, it's so hardcore,

And my dick is even 50 sizes times yours.

Takeru Kobayashi
What? That dick? I'll eat that like a Twinkie,

Your inferiority makes me look like I'm the biggie,

You're just a cosmic sleaze, you think you're hardcore, please!

My massive appetite is what can make your hunger cease.

Galactus
I'll go with Earth as an appetizer, the rest my main course,

And by the time I start, I always go full force,

You'll regret going against me in this lopsided war,

For now I shall squash you like the bug that you are.

Takeru Kobayashi
I beg to disagree with that, you gargantuan turd,

Not even your own strength can shatter my records,

Once you're wiped by this tsunami, you won't live to tell your tale,

This rap eating battle's finished and I have prevailed.

WHO WON WHO'S NEXT YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

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