User blog:TheAtlanticTempest/Agent 47 vs Villanelle

Agent 47 vs Villanelle is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles. It features Hitman protagonist Agent 47 rapping against Killing Eve character Villanelle. It was released on December 27th, 2019.

Lyrics
Agent 47:

64’: Ort-Meyer swore to make me number one. Decades later, Providence blinked, facing the son. Downed the Delgados, left my rivals to rot, and my mission now: My second apology to the Hindus before I massacre this cow! The legend! Agent 47! Ending lives without a conscience! In the improving rap experiment, Astankova here is the Constant! Want to play the game? I got a Monopoly in the assassination market! Keep your mouth shut or it won’t be the only body part on the carpet!

Villanelle:

Session’s over! Don’t I Know You? You’re IO Interactive’s star? Ironic this Whitaker lookalike is lowering the Barr! I’m proficient in Killing Bills, but I’ll Deal With Him Later, First I’ll dust this double digit dickhead stuck in his brother’s Grey area! Your record is impressive but in this battle you place second! Sorry Baby, Comer’s charisma is a force to be reckoned! In Desperate Times since Absolution, with your sales taking dives! And you have the worst five daddy issues since DaddyOfFive!

Agent 47:

The co-star of Lesbian Bed Stab is calling my relations bad? Your show’s gore will have nothing when I beat you like your dad! It’s sad, but not surprising this dressy blonde has raps just like a Barbie doll. But I’ll put the fear of God in you like a Marco Abiatti fall! I’m the original professional killer, you haven’t left a smidge! I’ll crush a little Fleabag when I let my Foe-be Waller-Bridge! Get on your knees, say your pleas and I’ll be the second agent to shoot you down! I’ll kill a deviant in the third act and pull the Curtains Down!

Villanelle:

You want to bring up live-action? We can do that, Mr Clean! Compare my show’s acclaim to your flopping on the big screen! Now the fun is over, I’ll just go straight for the kill! You’ve got first row tickets to your death scene just like Aaron Peel! I’m a Russian Hayley Kiyoko but dropping bombs like Harry Truman! Compared to Eve, your handler’s an inferior Canadian Englishwoman! You’re inhuman! You’re scuffling sexy nuns and you dare say I’m obscener? I’ll subtract 47 like Square Enix did your company! Call me the sexy maths teacher!