User blog:LeeDoge506/EPIC HERP DA DERP BATTLES 2!

WELCOME BACK TO HERP DA DERP BATTLES WERE HERP ALWAYS DERPS!

TODAY WE GOT DIS BATTLE!

SQUIDWARD!

VS!

SPONGEBOB!

BEGIN!

Spongebob
'''Hi everybody! I'm here today'''

'''To own this Squidward a-... uh.. butt!'''

Because he dosen't want to play!

He thinks he living in luxry

But not at all!

Cause I'll crush all of his cra- um... poop!'''

Hidden behind his dolls!

(Uh!) Squidward you better listen here!

If you still decide be sad,

Ill put my snail up your rear!

Squidward
Oh no!

I"m so terrified

You're gonna sacrafice you snail friend

When you can just use pies! (Oh!)

You might as well quit because you too bloody nice

You can't beat me in a battle,

'Cause you can't even eat snail food right!

Spongebob
Oh you said it!

I'm about to snap!

With you talkin' trash

And your clarinet crap!

Yeah I don't care,

What the hell i'm saying!

And mayonnaise is an intrument

You dirty bear!

Squidward
Oh i've had it!

You take the fun out of everything!

With your snail running around,

And You don't know what your saying!

You love work, so that's one thing wrong,

Anothoer is that you suck at making songs!

- Spongebob then falls to the ground in tears -

- Then Squidward walks away -

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WILL HERP EVER DERP AGAIN?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! (clarinet: toot toot toot) HERP DA DERP! (Gary: meow) BATTLES! Who Won? Spongebob Squidward