User blog:Wachowman/Parody 103. Assy vs Flashley (Pewdiepie vs T-Series)

This took way too long to make.

Howdy everybody. I might as well do these so I don’t get bored. And honestly ERBs idea of these battles will work great for the parodies too, Parody battles that probably wouldn’t work in the regular season itself, although I’m still considering the, part of the same series. While the flow of these battles are still a tad difficult I still think I did good with this one and kept it in character (which was probably the most challenging part).

Enough of me, hope y’all enjoy, McD vs BK should be much easier.

Also thanks to Gabey Boy for the cover, top tier work right there.



'''EPIC RAP BATTLES: WIKI PARODIES! KINDA!'''

ASSY...AGAIN

VS

FLASHLEY

BEGIN I GUESS!

Assy
Hey man you’re stupid, it’s proven, this is already sick!

No longer in your prime when you can no longer kick!

“Epicnail”, just stop harassing me,

By the end of this battle, I’ll have ya flashing me!

Read all of your battles? There’s no time for that crap!

I’ll take the R out and make this a KOOL DISS RAP!

Because you’re just old news, I’m the Wikis future,

While you went around being several different Users!

Flashley
You’ve been blocked before man, on the same Wiki,

Wach will make you lose this battle like you did with GIR and Nikki!

You call me Epicnail, must be because I’m sharp,

Yet with no edits in three years, it’s higher than you on the charts!

You pretty much copied everything I did!

You make shit dick battles with suggestions of a little kid!

Purple always kept your ass in check,

Then he fucking disappeared, so you became a wreck.

Assy
My bro Purple was awesome, how dare you have to nerve-

To even say his name, by the way you’re a perve!

You say I copy you? You just reposted my blog,

Actually copy and pasted how do you do that to your own dawg!

And I get that you have a low IQ,

But making blogs about Users, doesn’t make them like you.

Facing the Assy Gang is an Epic Fail!

You’re like Hillary and Libtards, you should be in jail!

Flashley
Another Liberal joke? Well isn’t that a shame,

Been “Baby” for two years, yet no one calls you by that name.

Four blogs a week with the same shit technique,

And your Brony Pony raps with old Diss Track beats!

See your content's always shit no matter how shiny!

I just stole that fucking line, you still can’t get by me!

Cause I’ve surpassed you in everything, now everybody can see-

That Assy is a snowflake, like if you agree with me

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES-


 * a dog walks by with a diary in its mouth*

....WIKI PARODIES!

Who Won? Assy Flashley