User blog:TruthBrood/COSB Volume 1: Tuper

'''Hello, readers, it's me, TruthBrood here! Today, me and Scrav are doing a collab series, about us on our adventures, THE CHRONICLES OF SCRAVBROOD! (COSB)'''

Vol One: Quest For The Big Tuper
Once apon a story cliche, Scrav was busy having a wank and not contributing anything to society, when he got a call from TruthBrood about a dream he had. "SCRAV, YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD!" Shouted Truth down the phone, that was sadly, on speaker. "WOT TH FUK D'YE WANT YE QUIMWIFFLE," Scrav politely replied. "I had the most wierd dream of my entire f'khen life!" Truth shouted, again. "WELL, WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS DREAM?!" Scrav again bellowed, so loud that the phone itself started to bleed.

"WELL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ" Truth explained. "IT'S.... IT'S BEAUTIFUL", "But I heard that words keep changing in dreams. Yet when I see them here they match up with what he's saying. So.... Maybe this wasn't a dream. It was a vision. A message. A CALLING!" Scrav said. "k" Truth said in a monotone voice. "I'll be there in a moment, you red faced flimsy!" Truth shouted.

Meanwhile, Scrav looked over the video and took out a map, drawing a route to Charlote and then... 'THE A-BOUND! 'A place so important, it was written in bold and Itallic! "WOH!" screamed Scrav. Truth knocked on the door and then busted it down after three seconds of Scrav not answering. Scrav shoved the map in Truth's face the moment he stepped in the room. "Remember this and stay the FUCK away from Brown Town!". Truth's face creased up like he'd just eaten a lemon with fresh juices, squeezing into his mouth. Like he'd eaten the most sour thing in existence. "k". Truth said in a monotone voice again. Truth's face went back to normal.

2B cuntinued