User blog:TheAssyrianAssassin1337/Purple Assassin Rap Battles 2. Norman Bates vs Dexter Morgan

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'''Norman Bates vs Dexter Morgan. Purple Assassin Rap Battles #2'''

Jacksfilms as Dexter Morgan

Nicepeter as Norman Bates

DeStorm Power as James Doakes

Before we start, make sure you go check out ProbablyNoah and his Epic Rap Battles of Horror.

'He helped me come up with some of these lines. '

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Norman Bates:

Morgan, give up, you're done; 

I'm about to send you crying to your sister and your son

My motel's taking over, so back to Darkly Dreaming, Dexter; 

You're nothing but the poor man's Hannibal Lecter

The pride of Hitchcock, putting butchers on the chopping block

Knock on your rear window and drop this murder loving jock!

Kill you like I did to that Marion slut,

Remember the Monsters, 'cause this is Dexter's Final Cut!

Dexter Morgan:

It's SHOWTIME Bates, I present your destruction

Your worst experience since your abduction

''Send me crying? Please, I'd have your ass on a platter.''

I'll cut you open bitch, and watch your Chocolate Syrup spatter

Tonight's the night Norman, and now you're on my table

You're a cross dressing little virgin who even Sam can disable!

I take down true killers, you're easy to dismiss

Now call up Vince Vaughn and see what he thinks of this!

The Mother:

You can't flow to the Mother, your sister fucked your brother

''I created slashers, what's your show done? ''

All you did was go past your last run!

You'll want to visit Rita after this verbal romp

I'll cut you down like Arbogast; leave you sunk in a swamp!

Come on, step into my shower of rhymes!

After all Dexter, we all go a little mad sometimes!

Dark Passenger: 

''Now the Passenger has the wheel... Making momma's boys start to squeal...''

I'm your Master, Bates so you better get down and kneel...

''Yo here's my manifesto, I come backed by Miami Metro! ''

I'm what's hot Bates while you're just retro

Your rhymes are all colorless and bland, not even jokes!

Now finish this Doakes.

James Doakes:

You got dope rhymes, Motherfucka!

Who Won?!? Who won? Norman Bates Dexter Morgan

Who's Next?!?

Purple Assassin Rap Battles!