User blog:Mystical Trixter/Luigi vs Robin: Epic Rap Battles of Firebrand Season 2

First off, I'm SO sorry for the delay on this one, there were some guest issues then me not having much time to write my lines. But here it is, after a long wait, hope you guys enjoy! Also, thanks to both Tiger and Laura for helping on this battle, you both rule :3

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND

LUIGI

VS

ROBIN

BEGIN

Robin
There is good, and there is evil. I hope with this that will be clear.

I haven't turned a game off faster. So much for Happy Luigi Year

I'm Batman's main man, while you're stuck fighting with Fatter You.

You'll be getting less regard than when they made Mario Brothers 2

Make this plumber leak himself. Your weakness never fails to amaze me.

I got a fellow sidekick as my girl, while you're peepin' at Daisy.

You're in the Negative Zone when it comes to your dissing.

I'll collapse your mansion on you. Headlines: Luigi is Missing!

Luigi
Let's a go! Player two rocking the mic, take a step in Luigi's Mansion

You suck more than my Polturgust 5000, it's clear that I'MMA WIN!

I'm robbing victory from you, you're too busy hiding behind a Bat to do fighting

I'm not scared of a tiny Teen who is trying to challenge a fictional rapping Titan.

I'm still loved today while you're forgotten, it's like comparing Mario to Sonic,

Least I got a princess as my girlfriend while Dick Grayson here grazes on dick!

You don't mess with Luigi, guy, when I crush you it'll be no Wonder

Gonna zap you like Pikachu, show you why they call me Green Thunder!

Robin
Time to wipe the floor with Sq-Weegee, my victory's no Boy Wonder.

Your rhymes were awful, just like your Smash Bros 64 blunders.

You're in the Red Gotham Hood. Call it Arkham; you'll go insane

I'll make you cry "WAAA!", Luigi, a failure worse than your first game!

This Dynamic Duo half just served your ass justice on a platter!

But don't cry; like your role in games, this battle doesn't matter.

Luigi
E. Gadds, your rapping's bad! And your life is just sad!

You spend you're days around a psycho dressed as a bat!

Holy rapping, Robin! My flow's faster than you and my kart too,

While your stuck in a cheesy 60's show and then Go to an awful cartoon!

I could beat you by doing absolutely nothing, it's not even fair

Now get out, before I make you redder than your outfit with my Death Stare!

Outro & Poll
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE!

EPIC

rap

BATTLES

of

FiReBrAnD!

Who won

Robin

Luigi