User blog:Loygansono55/He-Man VS Hercules

This entry in my fanmade rap battle series features the strongest man in the world, He-Man competing against son of Zeus and Coliseum champion, Hercules.

He-Man: By the power of Grayskull,

I have the power to knock this muscle-bound prick,

Head first into the River Styx,

You've gotta be on steroids,

Your girlfriend's an AVOID!

I'm the one who had a successful line of toys,

I'm a Master Of The Universe,

You live on a mountain,

Shut up with all of this hero junk you're spoutin',

Let me show you what Pain is,

Make you experience Panic,

Out of the two of us,

You're the most barbaric!

Hercules: Think that you're the strongest man?

I'm the son of a god!

You're really Prince Adam,

Who's a big, fake, phony fraud,

You look like a She-Man,

I'll put your stupid Hey Ya on mute,

I learned all of my techniques from a guy with a hoof for a foot,

My best friend's a flying horse born from a cloud,

You live in Eternia,

There's no need to be proud,

Let's finish this in the Coliseum,

You wuss,

If you think it'll help,

You can team up with Battle Puss!

He-Man: You think you're all that,

Just because Zeus is your father?

You're all brawn and no brain,

That much I thought you'd gathered,

Buzz-Off,

Derpules,

You think I look like a girl?

You're a dude who wears a skirt,

And it makes me wanna hurl!

Hercules: They say you can't teach a three-headed dog new tricks,

But I'll have Cerberus chew you up,

And spit out your tiny dick,

I think that your tights are cutting off the blood flow to your brain,

Allow me to throw you into the Underworld,

So you can take the ghost train!

Who won?

He-Man

Hercules