User blog:ShaunoftheRed/Slenderman vs Jack the Ripper

EPIC WAP BATTLESH OVV HISHTOWY!!!!

JACK THE RIPPER!

VS!

SLENDERMAN!

BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Dear lord man! What happened to your face?

You call yourself a killer? You're an absolute disgrace,

I could be a doctor with my surgical knowledge,

And my verdict: you're retarded. You never even went to college,

My identity is protected; I'm a subtle serial killer,

Everyone knows you! You're the unscary MJ thriller!

You think you're gonna win? I'll kill your sorry ass verbally,

I'll beat you in this fight so bad you'll turn from white to bluey-purpley,

You want those 8 notes? Don't worry I got them behind your back,

Get back to your paedophilia while I make sure you get beat by Jack.

Slenderman:
So... It's time for us to see which killer will prevail,

A lovable internet meme... or some jackass epic fail?

You lack an identity. Anyone could fake you,

With a phoney little letter, Now don't look or it takes you!

I'll whip you with my tenticles and kill you with a stare,

For he always watches; no eyes, so you just cannot bear,

And steal notes behind my back? What are you talking about Jack?

With every one you find I become more liable to attack,

Not that I need to. just my face will induce death,

Now go back to your whores and ripper rape what's left.

Jack the Ripper:
Seat yourself, Slendy. Even Holmes couldn't figure out this case,

I'll knife you into peices and spit at your nonexistant face,

You're a suit wearing wannabe me, who's the tiniest bit problematic,

'Cause I can't even look at you without you turning the screen to static!

Slenderman:
Down in london, I killed way more than you,

5 plus? That's pathetic. I'd kill more if I had the flu,

You deserve to be hanged for your pussy wimping crimes!,

And I can't even talk yet I just owned your ass with rhymes!

WHO WON?

WHO'SH NEKSHT?

YOU DESHIDE!!!

EPIC... (Static)

So, who won? Slenderman? Jack the Ripper?