User blog:ERBWarrior/FDR vs Robin Williams - WERB S1

(Beat to TR vs WC)

WARRIOR'S EPIC RAP BATTLES

FDR

VS

ROBIN WILLIAMS

BEGIN!

Roosevelt:
You died in 2014, well FDR's here to heal!

Want me to beat your ass, well I'll give you a New Deal!

Everyone knows you're worse than Rutherford B. Hayes!

I'll beat your ass harder than my First Hundred Days!

I had four terms as POTUS, you lack my 10 cent flow,

I'll rip through you harder than a bowl of fro-yo!

I got my face on the dime, you're a fucked Harry Potter!

You lost your damn mind, that's why you played Willy Wonka!

You may be #1 dad, but you're number 2 in flow,

You're the biggest fucking dick since Amadeus Cho!

You're a Juilliard nerd, I'm Mr. Bushel Britches!

You just got fireside chatted!

Theodore Roosevelt:
What's up bitches!

[Changes to Connery Bond's beat]

Robin Williams:
I'm fine, Mr. Roosevelt, prepare to get beat!

I forgive enemies, but I'll squash you with my Happy Feet!

Sure they cast me as Willy, but you're the nut, Franklin!

I'll hack your reelection, like my name was Sarah Palin!

I drop bombs like my name was Harry Truman,

You're made up like the S Delano, I'm the acting Vladimir Putin!

You had polio? Oh well, my raps will make you numb!

Only some of the things that come from Ellie's ass are dumb!

[Switches back to TR vs WC]

Roosevelt:
Oh God, your four bars were worse than Wilson's only term!

You want Depression,? Bitch, you had a motherfucking perm!

Trust me you don't want to start a World War!

You led the Comedy Renaissance, I'm bad to the core!

This battle is unfair, like the Treaty of Versailles!

You'll go down, like your movie sales!

Oh, did I offend you, mister ripoff Leslie King?

You may be Happy Foot 1, but I'm one in this ring!

Robin:
Your movie references are worse than those concentration camps!

I'm nuclear, like that shit that you dropped on Japan!

You're worthless, that's why you were diagnosed with polio!

And about Gerald Ford....

(Looks at Gerald Ford)

We cool, bro?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE, NOT ME!

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME, YOU FUCK?

WARRIOR'S--

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(WINDOWS 10 STARTUP SOUND)

EPIC RAP BATTLES

Who Won? Franklin Delano Roosevelt Robin Williams