Thread:Bantha117/@comment-6533831-20160501055322/@comment-6533831-20160501055634

well here is how it is now

You can tell what's gonna happen in my page in age 5!

Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies! (Yeah!)

Ditch the Goonie and cast a couple boobies!

There's edgier plots in that David the Gnome!

Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!

Kings, queens, dragons, dwarves,

Horses, fortresses, magic, and swords!

You Hob-bit my whole shit, you uninspired hack!

You want a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!

In book sales, you've got nothing to say!

I'm number 1 and 2! You're under Fifty Shades of Grey!

I got the prose of a pro! Your shit sucks—