Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 65/@comment-26385153-20160922020554/@comment-25263388-20160922064749

epic rap battles of detectives

dective pikachu

vs

batman

begin!

batman:

i am batman and you are not

so you should suck on ash's cock

oh wait you already did and he's a flaccid shit

so let me blow up pokemon's twin towers like Allah did it

i crushed the tower of babel and i rose it myself

you couldnt even beat sherlock holmes like i did in erb... uh... elf!

im the worlds greatest detective and im ductile

so your electric's as super effective as totodile (not!)

dective pikachu:

yoyoyo im dective pikachu, pika pi motherfucker

i beat that bitch blanka down like that russian trucker

im half mickey mouse and half thomas edison

and youre about to swallow teslas medicine

so get dunked on when i use my iron tail

because next to me youre like the detective fail

you couldnt beat superman or the hulk

because dark knight was as shitty as amazing bulk

oooohh, yeahhh!

Who won? Dective Pikachu Batman