User blog:Four4/ Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 1 Ronald McDonald vs the Joker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-e41MIZQhg beat starts at 0:23!

Nice Peter- Ronald McDonald

George Watsky- Joker

EpicLLOYD- The Penguin

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JOKER

VS RONALD MCDONALD

BEGIN!

Joker:
(Joker laugh) I'm a master criminal mind,

You're a mascot outta his prime!

You were made by a weatherman, how sweet!

My laughing gas can beat your shitty burger meat!

Get The Hamburgler to help, I won't be frightened!

Once you get a taste of my gas, everything will seem enlightened.

You're a chump, Mr. Ronald, a real son of a bitch.

I'll get Bane to dig your grave and throw your sorry ass into that ditch.

I was voted greatest criminal of all time!

Your just a pedo-clown, get back to the grind.

Ronald:
You wanna bite of my burger?

I'll give you much more!

You killed the second Robin

Then became Harley Quinn's whore!

I'm a widely known icon, second to none.

You're just a creepy stalker-type,

Your career is done.

I care for children in my Ronald McDonald Houses,

You always end up in prison with tons of mouses.

Batman got you good, didn't he Mr. J?

Trying to steal from banks, but its you who always pays.

Joker:
I'm a boss who bosses around my men.

Scarecrow's my bitch and Catwoman's my hoe,

And now my right-hand Penguin can give you a little more!

The Penguin:
SQUAWK!

Watch out, Ronald, for a special birdy beating!

Me and Mr. Joker will get you retreating.

My umbrella has a shotgun, what does a Happy Meal do?

Gives you a heart attack, some grease, and a toy that reeks of poo.

You were replaced by a kid and his goat

Now you're nothing but a make-up wearing loaf.

Ronald:
Careful what you say

This is a childrens' world.

Why don't I grab you're umbrella and give you a twirl? (Ronald spins Penguin off)

I'm a fast-food legend getting richer by the minute!

Joker here is nothing but an evil, sour lemon.

Thinking you can beat me, thats delirious!

One question remains, Joker.

Why so serious?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

(Joker laugh) Epic? (Joker Laugh) Rap Battles? (Joker runs in and chases the logo off) OF HISTORRYYYYYYY!!!!!