User blog comment:Joeaikman/Villains Tourney - Dick Dastardly vs Wes Mantooth/@comment-4051680-20140206014325

Mantooth, Verse I


 * pulls out a switchblade* Breaking news, some Dick-head thinks he's so tough,

I may be no. 2 in the ratings, but I'm a f*cking diamond in the rough

Pitstop your shenanigans, you're going to lose this lyrical race,

Even your own car knows you're going to be in double zero place,

Burgundy deserves his fame, don't talk about him or my mother,

When you're the one making out with Muttley under your wacky little covers,

(Champ Kind is seen in the background, says "Whammy!")

Your show run's went Ka-BOOMerang when it was cancelled in a year,

Why call yourself a true villain, you don't bring any of your racers fear!