User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Splinter vs Master Roshi

Yo! Today we have some professors to teach us a lesson, so when they start the messing then take a listen to what they're confessing because their profession is leaving impressions that lead us to ascendance. Today we have the pervy Turtle School master of Dragon Ball, Muten Roshi, against the rat sage of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Splinter. Both of them are teachers with turtles, Splinter having the TMNT, and Roshi having Turtle. This battle was suggested to me by User:Zombielicker and its p cool.

Hint was dirty turtles. Should be p self-explanatory.

Battle:






Splinter:

Be seated, my son. I'm known for teaching turtles.

I will right this lech so he can live on the surface.

Dress yourself up and give that ratty beard a trim,

And then this rat will show you how to be a gentleman.

Speak with politeness, be in the right when you're fighting

And avert any disturbing perversions you don't want Goku hiding.

Don't die failing your students! You turned Goku evil!

And you ruined Evolution's setup for a sequel!

Roshi:

Heh. I blew through Tsuru, now I see Nezumi.

They brought Bukujustu and you brought karate.

So I suggest you fetch me some pichi pichi girls

because the Immortal Master feels like going for a twirl

And unless you want to make like Frypan Mountain

Then, shounen, partake in my martial arts fountain

MAX power! Fell my ki shake the ground you stand!

Finish with a moonbusting Kamehameha! Not bad f'r an old man.

Splinter:

I faced Shredder. You killed yourself against the first villain.

I couldn't maintain pride in my sons if one was Krillin.

A master should lead by example, yes, but not with trickery

But that divides us. You were Jackie Chun and I'm Bruce Lee.

Draw weapons! Your gnarld knot lost to Chi Chi!

Mine shattered blades and left elements weak-kneed!

Take some time aside from creating one to learn some discipline.

Your attitude saved you from death as well as the Phoenix did.

Roshi:

Your sons moved through you to the Ninja Tribunal

Kame and Kaio passed but everyone's using my moves still

I'm putting the lid on rabid gods even without the seal

Teaming with Goku to save the universe without asking for feels!

You're one to speak of half-truths, not letting Leo know Yojimbo

Told your kids many platitudes... not many sunk in though.

I see you're taken aback - this is wordy Turtle Wave Attack

Kamehame hahaha! I'm still the World's Strongest - in rap!

Outro:
Who won? Muten Roshi Master Splinter

Hint!