User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 10: Sly Cooper vs Sora

Welcome to another Metal Rap Battles, I hope you enjoy~. Thanks to Coupe for making Cover :D

Sora:
Oh look I'm facing the phony Solid Snake with the awful comedy

I pack more fire power then Panda King, while you're weaker then Rayleigh

You must be crazier then Dr.M if you think you can beat this Keyblade master

I'll lyrically slice n dice you, better call this an Anatomy of disaster

My rhymes will drop on you harder then Clock-la did to your pal Bentley

The disses I spit will shock more then Carmelitas Pistol, don't you see

Defeating this disgrace to his family name will be a breeze

Silly Ringtail everyone knows that there's no Honor Among Thieves

Sly:
I'm a slick sly thief, while you're a heartless nobody

After this battle you'll be a memory like Xion and I'd rather face Kari

With a single swipe of my Cane I'll break your Chain Of Memories

All you are is a Final Fantasy clone with the softness of Disney

While I'm grabbing some loot, I'll scatter this kid worse then Namin'e

Schooling this wannabee Cloud with Mickey shoes all day every day

This is a silent obliteration with my powerful lyrical slam

How can you beat me if you couldn't pass your Mark Of Mastery Exam

Sora:
Is that all you can do? Even your ancestors can put up a better fight

Better write in the Thevius Racoonus that you couldn't win this night

You're not a Master thief, just stick to stealing from a cookie jar

You'll be needing those Lucky Charm since I'm dangerous like Octavios Tar

Your story stinks more then Le Paradox and your flow needs Clockwerk

Everything from your missions and loading times make me go berserk

I'd rather play Jak and Daxter then play you, Aw are you getting mad?

I have killed you worse then the fiendish five did to your mom and dad

Sly:
I'm a Playstation all star, while you're just a massive square

Comparing this failed wielder to this master is just unfair

If Aqua saw you today she would have regretted choosing you

Hey Sora you should get a clue that you'll never beat Riku

Your insults are as soft as your ship and I'll knock you back to Destiny Islands

Your portable games are common trash, while I'm valuable like Diamonds

After I'm through with you were going to need to call this battle The Beginning of the end

I may have lost of my parents, but at least I never lost my friends

Who Won? Sora Sly