Talk:Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible/@comment-172.79.131.235-20160714163438/@comment-26482570-20160714205218

1. Frederick the Great: Russia's fucked up, but no wonder why! With your tundras and taigas and bears! Oh my!

2. Alexander the Great: And I would holler "Bucephalus!", hop on my horsey, and trot! I win, Ivan; I vanquish! I'm an immortal; you're not!

3. Catherine the Great: So don't call me Queen, I'm far more great! Empress to Tsar 8, bitch! Checkmate!

 4. Ivan the Terrible: It's another great day and another great victory 'Cause no great can beat me!