User blog:Wallnut3457/NBA Rap Battle: Patrick Ewing vs. Larry Bird

Let's see if this NBA Rap Battles wil work out out. This is for all those NBA fans out there!

Actors: Chali 2na as Patrick Ewing NicePeter as Larry Bird Keegan Michael-Key as Michael Jordan (cameo) DeStorm as Magic Johnson (cameo)

EPIC NBA RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PATRICK EWING

VS.

LARRY BIRD

BEGIN!

Patrick Ewing: Step back old man, big guy coming through! I'll stand three inches taller and posterize you! I'm the Knicks baby! NYK has it all! Larry Bird want's to friggin rap battle? (Foul called!) My flows are so smooth just like my career Bird! The name's Patrick Ewing Sr. son! Maybe you heard? Even that dumbass Felton can beat you by a mile!
 * 1) 33 go for a classic drive in style!

Larry Bird: Maybe you should try to proofread your facts son! 6'9 three-point shooter here and this rap has been won! One thing you better know is we're both #33 here! Except the white man wins it, the black one shakes in fear! You know I keep yawning everytime I'm up against you! You can't even do a free throw and if only you knew That you're a dark-ass loser, just a dude in old news! Even Nate Robinson can handle big guys better than you!

Patrick Ewing: My raps inflict sickness like Jordan and Johnson! The Celtics court janitor did much more for Boston! Who's McHale and Parish? The two prostitutes you hired? Spray me up with cold water

Announcer: This player's on fire!

Patrick Ewing: You're so damn thin, a stick screens better! I'll beat Howard any day because I'm the dominant center! So enjoy this battle Larry! I hope you had fun! You're friggin name is Bird but you don't even have one!

Larry Bird: Oh yes I do have one, I'll flagrant foul you with it! Of all the crap New York has, you're the stinkiest shit! I shoot over people with no brain for defense! Better beat that clock 'cuz time is the essence (shotclock buzzer) You're a 7-foot man with big black hands! Hold my white bird with those big black hands! I'll go play golf now and get a hole in one! Go fix your nostrils first before you fix your raps, son!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC NBA RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? Patrick Ewing Larry Bird