User blog:Arthosus210/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAME HISTORY! Pit VS Sephiroth

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAME HISTORY!



SEPHIROTH



VS



PIT



BEGIN!





Sephiroth:
It’s a pity, Pitty, I’ll have to destroy you where you stand,

your uprising will fail, get off of my game land,

the light shall be destroyed, you can not fly away,

you are nothing Pit, I will rule this day,

you’re nothing, your twinbellows at you,

<p class="MsoNormal">your games are nothing what will you do?

<p class="MsoNormal">When your life is on the line you can break the fourth wall,

<p class="MsoNormal">but even that won’t help you when your flight will fall,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have one wing and I can still fly, you have a disability,

<p class="MsoNormal">but you having on your side, it isn’t an ability,

<p class="MsoNormal">your hoping on clouds while I’m destroying worlds,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re going to be stabbed, your blood will be curled

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Pit:
<p class="MsoNormal">The fight is on! Time to send you to the world down under,

<p class="MsoNormal">time to rack up some noise when I steal your thunder,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have a disability? Well like you said, you have one wing,

<p class="MsoNormal">this is a brawl, I’ll super smash your body on everything,

<p class="MsoNormal">this battles already over, time to shoot you with my Burning Claws,

<p class="MsoNormal">lets see what you do when I have Medusa rip off your jaw

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<p class="MsoNormal">*Sephiroth turns into Safer Sephiroth*

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Safer Sephiroth:
<p class="MsoNormal">Time to obliterate this greek myth I hate with passionate,

<p class="MsoNormal">you were late, this battle is no debate, and to end this, decapitate,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re gonna die, with that Gaol guy, I’m gonna make you cry,

<p class="MsoNormal">never gonna fly, I ain’t gonna lie, not it’s time for you to fuckin’ die!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll never get a chick, nobody loves your sorry ass,

<p class="MsoNormal">when you see your life flashing before you, you’ll be diein’ of gas

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Pit:
<p class="MsoNormal">I can tell you’re feeling safer, but you’ll still be crushed since you’re a wimp,

<p class="MsoNormal">you can’t do anything, you’ll be walking away from this battle with a limp,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a servant of Lady Palutena, I destroyed both Hades and the fourth wall,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re just another target for my shooting, you’re going to take a fall,

<p class="MsoNormal">time to open up a certain box on you, you’ll be surrounded in killer darkness,

<p class="MsoNormal">I follow the light, I’d like to be called your greatest weakness,

<p class="MsoNormal">look to the sky, the army has come to strike this long hair down,

<p class="MsoNormal">we’ll all join together and knock you out of That First Town,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll shoot you with a Doom Cannon, and finish you off with a weapon arm,

<p class="MsoNormal">I should just stop, since we both know you can’t do anymore harm,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re limbs shot and cut off, that’s against the rules, but it’s what you get,

<p class="MsoNormal">this battle just closed and I just want to say: You’re not ready yet

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –swords slash the logo in half- Vi-deo ga-me histo-ry… ugh

Who won? Pit Sephiroth