User blog:MrAwesome300/Corn vs. Popcorn. Epic Rap Battles of Food 3

It's another Epic Rap Battle of Food between corn on the effing cob versus popcorn at the effing movie theater.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD

CORN

VERSUS!

POPCORN!

BEGIN!

Corn
I'm sittin here on my diggity doggity fresh cob,

Thinking why I'm battling this imbecile! You suck!

People love to bite into my yellow layers!

It's oh so tasty! You're not tasty! At all! YUCK!

Smear butter on your ass, get people fat, congratulations!

You're dumb! I'm loved from the minute that I'm cropped and planted!

Popcorn
GO SEE A MOVIE FOR ONCE, BUB!

You're not loved! On the cob or not, you're dumb and I'm awesome!

Ever heard of fun? NO! I'M FUN, THE FRESHEST FUN GUY THERE IS!

Farmer Joe planted you. Farmer Joe is a dumbass.

I'm not a dumbass. Because I don't farm, I see movies!

Dayum! I'm winning! You're not! I'm poppin'!

Poppity poppity, droppin'! YOU'RE A NO GOOD MARY POPPINS!

Corn
Now the power's on! Because you're not popping, you're just weird!

I'm not weird! The band Korn loves corn, and not popcorn! Nope!

What the hell are you doing, just sitting in a bag?

I hate bags! I actually feel sorry for you! Bag sitters are shitters!

You're a scary Larry! Potato chips are a gotcha watch! Don't get crappy!

I'm gonna take a nap, be happy for once, YOU SAPPY PAPPY!

Popcorn
You little sick man! But you're not a man, you're a piece of crap!

Am I the one served at retirement homes every Wednesday at six?

NO! You are, though! ONLY OLD MAN LOVE CORN!

You're sick, just like this economy and gay rabbit porn!

You go "Poof, I'm a roof! And I'm a poop trooper!"

You know, I'm awesome and I won! GO AHEAD AND CRY LIKE THE BABY YOU ARE!

DID SOMEBODY SAY BABY?

WHAT? NO! IT'S...

Jay Leno
The freshest late night host with the biggest nose ever!

You're both gonna witness the awesomeness of the Leno!

Jimmy Fallon can kiss my ass! He'll never replace my legacy!

You both are fatty traps! That's why I eat brownies, you frownie!

YOU! Go to town, get me a birthday cake!

I need to go and push into David Letterman's face!

I can actually rhyme, unlike you whiney little heinies!

Go eat some Heinz ketchup! Watch my show at midnight!

Who won? Corn Popcorn Jay Leno Jeff Foxworthy