Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-119.67.130.6-20120918082836

Muhammad Ali vs Jax

Muhammad Ali:

Hey there, Jackson, how’ve you been, dude?

Last time I saw, you were in a bad mood

Being cut in half by a guy in a frickin blade hat

And your head being uppercutted, just to top that!

I’m the Greatest

Compared to me, you’re the Latest

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">My Ali Shuffles and rope-a-dopes

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Will give your ass some low-fat soap

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Now, you fictional character, know that you’re beat

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Go find your mama and ask her to bake somethin’ neat

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Jax:

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">1,2,3, time to do this

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Be careful, or Santa might check you off his Good List

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Stop bitching, you heavyweight fucking boxer

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Mind if I whoop your ass and serve a chicken pox-er?

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Now I’ve Gotcha

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">With some Macho

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">You refused to fight in the Vietnam War

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">I’ll Back Break ya

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">With a pie baker

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Go see my girl Sonya, she’s fighting up a storm

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Muhammad Ali:

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Oh yeah, you might be laughing now

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Watch my genuine Champion Belt go KA-POW

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Your Earthrealm crew is full of babies

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">From a Shaolin Monk to a bunch of ugly ladies

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Jax:

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Give me your arm, and let me rip those off!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Let me stomp your face and feed you some moths

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">I have more painful skills that your ass could handle

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">And a new skill: replacing your eyes with candles!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Muhammad Ali:

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Aaaaaaarrgghh! Bitch!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Let me take that game of yours and give it a glitch

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">To always give your opponent a Flawless Victory

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">And disable all your skills: look, you’re already getting hickory!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">I beat George Foreman like making a burger

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">And will slap you in the face like a major league slugger!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Jax:

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">You’re puny, compared to my biceps

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Go work out some more and climb a cliff!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">I survived until the very end of the Battle of Armageddon

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">So come next to me so I could bite you with my kitten!

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">You’re no match to me, you miserable piece of muscle

<p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-autospace: ; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0pt;">Now stand up straight, and get ready for a Mortal Kombat tussle!