User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/ERBOM 1: Zeus vs Peter the Great

So here it is! ERBOM 1 has finally been finished. It was a bit hard, and it's kinda short, but I modelled it after John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly in a way. Nevertheless, I like to consider this some of my best work. Enjoy! :D

Cast
Nice Peter as Peter the Great

George Watsky as Zeus

EpicLLOYD as Poseidon and Hades

Narrator
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MYTHOLOGY!

ZEUS!

VERSUS!

PETERRRRR THE GREAT!

BEGIN!

Peter the Great
I conquered the east, now I’ll conquer you, beast.

My raw power will make Your Lowness deceased.

Even it doesn’t your powers will have decreased.

Just surrender now, for I have been released.

Zeus
I’m the god of lightning, I’ll steal all your thunder,

When I’m finished, I’ll render you and your empire asunder!

I sired thousands of sons while you killed yours,

So take another shot at me, and fall to the core.

Peter
I secured my throne by eliminating my brother,

You and your brothers still fight over your mother.

Despite your abilities to snag desperate ladies,

Peter the Great is the only one that can send you to Hades.

Zeus
I’m the king of the gods, you’re the king of the fobs.

My supreme wrath will come to Russia in mobs.

When you die, they make up excuses for you.

I will never die, but I’ll blow your mind through.

Narrator
WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

RAP!

BATTLESOFMYTHOLOGYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!