Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-2049739-20120708090603

Darwin: I've done my studies, I think this is true

I believe in evolution, APE after you

You've been 10 years old for 13 years,

Try to battle me, Pikachu will be in tears

Your Magikarp is a lot more tougher than you,

But by the time you'll realize, you'll go back to Trainer School

This battle has probably already been won,

Your Squirtles Lvl. 50, your level ONE.

Ketchum: I never chose you to be my battler,

I think I'd have a better battle with Beiber!

I'll use a couple Revives to keep with the game

Even a Pokemon Preschooler is better than you, you dame!

Pikachu will shock those tears into power,

Electrocute you, make your life more sour

I had 4 girlfriends, all in the same year,

My charizards ready, you'll get seared

Pt. 2 and 3 coming soon.