User blog:RespectthePixel35/George Washington vs Captain America Epic RTP Battles of History 2.

A highly suggested–and very clever I might add–battle between first president of the United States, George Washington, battling the first Avenger, Captain America, to see who better represents America.

Cast
Nice Peter as George Washington

Epic Lloyd as Captain America

Dante Cimadamore as Thor (cameo)

The Battle
Beat Captain starts at 0:31

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!

VS!!!

GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Captain America:
Your victory will be like your wooden teeth, fake.

I don't know how much more speeches I can take!

I will kill you, but your death will not be Avenged,

I could throw my shield at you, throw you into the cabinet,

Time to take down your Dark Reign,

With a Siege from a man from the Heroic Age,

I'll mark an X on you, Man, kill me, I'll be Reborn,

Right here on the podium, I'll even bring my buddy Thor!

George Washington:
First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of my countrymen,

I will use your body parts to make another monument!

I am revolutionary, evolutionary,

Daring and caring for my good nation's bearing!

After WWII, you were old news, people only read your comic books rarely!

I could easily defeat you like I owned the British,

I've seen your movies! Way too kiddish!

Throw your shield at me? I will have you executed.

With just having you in court will have this battle concluded.

Captain America:
Can't see my tactics, you'll be hanging on an Axis,

Bring your boyfriend Jefferson, I'll kick both of your asses!

You're looking a bit weary, so put this in your diary:

"He was just too strong. I was crying."

Face defeat from a great man named Steve Rogers,

How could people think you were great when you were a slaver?

Listen up, dicktator, even though you were the Father,

But your rap skills fail like your revolution starter.

George Washington:
I seriously cannot believe why you are still trying!

I'll make you fall harder than your own series dying!

You were mediocre in the Avengers, your comics were like my dentures,

Wet, old, and false, all of your "adventures"!

From Maine to Pittsburgh, I've won all fights!

And made my country gain basic human rights!

What did you do? Save the day in a suit?

Ha! America will remember you as the national fool!

WHO WON????

WHO'S NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!

EPI-I-I-I-IC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Who won? Captain America George Washington