Talk:Mozart vs Skrillex/@comment-7352837-20130407042453

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



PROFESSO HUBERT J. FARNSWORTH



VS



PROFESSOR PHILIP BRANIARD



BEGIN!





Farnsworth:

Huh what? Oh it’s you



I’ll squish you like that blubbery goo



<p class="MsoNormal">I run an enterprise

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">And you stand there defending a college

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You sit there and just look surprised

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You walked into an art room early

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Just take some rest

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">After that come and get burly

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You keep on missing weddings

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">With your nerdy ness I wonder

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">How much you need to change the beddings

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh wait those robots do your bidding?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">A stencil is 5x bigger then your dickens

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Go back to your farm and feed

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">The chickens

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Braniard:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re the literal mad scientist here

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You better watch cause my

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Robots are coming near

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You make doomsday devices

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">And send your crew on missions

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll take the Planet Express

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">S*** and fire up the ignition

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You entered the 18th decade

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">And you’re not dead

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t know why Mom

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Likes you in bed

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Being a Prisoner of Bender isn’t really good

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I always go without

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Being misunderstood

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Fry is an idiot lets just face it

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Let’s watch your bowels go off the fritz

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Farnsworth:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey Fry can you believe this dope

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Fry:

<p class="MsoNormal">I wonder how many times he

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Wanted to drop the soap

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Farnsworth:

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender what do you have to say

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender:

<p class="MsoNormal">I think he should Weebo back

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Off back to his bay

<p class="MsoNormal">Farnsworth:

<p class="MsoNormal">Leela what do you think?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Leela:

<p class="MsoNormal">I can knock this nerd out with

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">A fist and a blink

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Farnsworth:

<p class="MsoNormal">You see Fr- I mean Braniard?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t know how you

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Got a PHD you retard

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I cloned my self with just

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">A mole

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">In your house I bet you made a pleasure hole

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I aim my hit or miss colon on your head

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Then I’ll beat you down with lead

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Braniard:

<p class="MsoNormal">You want a clone of your own

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll wipe everyone out so you’ll be alone

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll fall apart with just a Sting

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You created a basketball team made

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Out of things

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s a hit or miss

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Your derangement is

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Not your bliss

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">After all this is a

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">On the show your personality

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Is the sickest

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">After all this is a

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Anthology of Interest

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">-doomsday explosion-

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">BATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF HISTORY