Bettie Page

"Bettie Page is my name. I'm the pin-up queen"

- Bettie Page

Bettie Page was set to battle Betty White in Bettie Page. However, the battle was scrapped. It is unknown by whom she would've been portrayed.

Information on the rapper
Bettie Mae Page (April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008) was an American model famous for her pin-up photos, leading to her nickname as "the Queen of Pinups".

Verse 1:
Bettie Page is my name. I'm the pin-up queen

I tamed leopards with my fist, and some breasty physique

You're like a hundred, and a dumb shit, and you're not still hot either

Hot in Cleveland? Yeah, you're a Cleveland Steamer

I sewed my own panties and set fashion trends

Come see me some time, I'll make you a cute pair of Depends

I was in Playboy, hag, I got paid to pose

Folks would shell out all they owned just for you to stay clothed

Verse 2:
A golden shower party? Sounds kinky! I'm in!

It's just too bad you've outlived all of your friends

It took Facebook to put you back in the comedy trail

Congrats on being the oldest host to ever suck on SNL!

If you tripped and fell, you'd probably never get up

Verse 3:
I'm a calendar girl, you're a GILF at best

The only thing that needs pinned up on you is your chest!

Verse 4:
Bitch, I'm crazy! I'll stab you like my landlady!

Go back to St. Olaf and keep not having babies!