Zeus vs Thor

Zeus vs Thor will be the forty-eighth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the third episode of Season 4. It will feature the Greek god of Thunder and king of all other gods, Zeus, against the Norse god of Thunder and Marvel Superhero, Thor. It will be released on November 24, 2014.

Cast
Nice Peter as Zeus

EpicLLOYD as Thor

Thor
Holler at your boy, and we'll fight it out!

But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarok the house!

You done kissed your sister, that's grosser than a gorgon

Turn the thunder down under nailing Natalie Portman

Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is

You're ruthless and you and your crew is like the clash of the the douches

Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened

I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it

Zeus
Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy

My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy!

With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin

All the pimps on Mount Olympus and me the Kingpin!

Let that sink in, i'm about to rain on your parade

Itchy trigger finger quicker

You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing

MC Hammer just got struck twice by Grease Lightning

Thor
Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle

You couldnt give the women in my homeland a sniffle

You can keep your astronomy, I'll sail with the conquerors

For thousands of kilometres discovering the continents

??????? you cant beat me

I will drop you like Greece's GDP!

Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades

Now make like your daddy and swallow my babies

Zeus
You think the Underworld scares the ruler of the sky?

You're joking! Loki must've written your lines!

By the time I finish ripping you

You'll need a lighter for your ship 'cause a viking just died!

Your glory days are over

Trivia

 * This is the first battle where the iTunes cover does not show either rapper at all.
 * Instead, it shows Thor's hammer and Zeus' lightning bolt.
 * This is the second battle where the iTunes cover does not show either rapper's face. The first was Moses vs Santa Claus.