User blog:Left 4 speed/ERB Parody: Devilish Mind vs Super Mysterious

(This is a parody, so it is usual to see shitty lines..)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Super Mysterious

VS

Devil

BEGIN

SM:

Cool Username, DeathKnight

Try messing with the mystery, you'll be sorry

How many sockpuppets does it take

t o turn a wiki into a website of ruinous page

It's a disgrace what you did to your fellow users

CPL beat you with a ban and now your Devil

Your from Azeroth, World of Azeroth, and wiki pages unfold ya'

As a messed up sockpuppeter with a devilish mind,

who made many accounts but then paid the prize

with endless ban and block up to your ass

If your a devil, knight, I'm a super man

Big dick, mysterious, known to spam

I can do anything what I want to your wife

Devil:

Look into my mind, I'm the  King Lich

See the soul of the man who made ERB Wiki his bitch

You think I'd give a fuck about my life All my puppets were blocked and I didn't save their lives

You got off easy when they messed up your wiki

I'd leave your ass jerked off by a treant and fucked

Your whole family, FUCKED, all your user friends, FUCKED

anyone who sold you Pierogi, FUCKED

Spam you for days 'till you waste away

I even crushed madafackas in tourneys, so go away

pride of Pred, took Austin out of picture

Drop the hammer on you harder than you bitch slapped Four4

(Pred enters)

PredatorFan:

I have no pride for who ruined everything my wiki was doing to stop my block and ban

I fought the admins and chatmods, from stupid users to newbies

And  I've come here to spin a thesis against both of you asses

Lemme start with you there, Mysterious guy

You're looking like something from the ass of devilishmind

It's hipcrap chowder, red over white

cause the Hawk's wife can't do shit tonight

And Devil, you were supposed to my right hand man

But your loyalty shriveled up like your puppets man

Our whole wiki was bright, you let your arse grow dark

and stopped the greatest ERBrevolution since the birth of JORN!

(Meat enters)

Meatholl:

Knock, knock, knock

Did somebody just say Jorn

Yo, I'm the Dutch with the very most fans AssHolls made a mess and they all got banned

Shook hands with both Scrawland Scribblescratch and Scrav, no doubt

If your name ens with "blocked", time to get out

i have the bolls to let AnimaShaun draw playa

Tore down that ban like the Kool Aid man, OH YEAH

You'll be back sooner (SM and Pred)

You're banned forever (Devil)

And you all need to learn how to be a good user!

(Piet enters)

MrPietCaptain:

Did somebody say good user?

AHOY, you wanna mess with me?

i spit Poffertjes when I'm crushing deez bitch

Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Wikia

Swinging big windmills and schooling every blocked usah!

I'm a Captain in the wikia, no user even distracts me

the last man who attacked me got his ass Dutched

so comrade come at me

You dunno what you're doin',

so don't try  to boss around against the PietCaptain

You'll find that

Sheldon vs Newton

is the best suggestion

in this wiki!!!

bai

Poll
Who won? Super Mysterious Devilish Mind PredatorFan Meatholl Mrpietcaptain