Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 25/@comment-5063363-20121026194745

Sir Francis Drake vs Indiana Jones

Jones: Oh hey it's dr jones the king of adventures

I defeated a god and saved a load of poor ass beggers

My rhymes are like iron your trash is as thin as ice

Before I went crusade I burned a cave full of mice

Boom ... pow... you nutters will get slaughtered

Wow you found a potato you people need to get sorted

You're just a captain jack sparrow with a little dedication

My films are so damn good more pleasure than masturbation

Drake: Oh Dr Jones I see you got yourself a nick name

You say your the king of adventures more like the king of shame

I'm a victorian explorer with the mind of steven hawking

You banged 3 chicks in the space of 2 years you've defo been stalking

A potato maybe small but without me theres no mcdonalds

thats how important I am for the kids sake gobble gobble

You should have retired before you made your last movie

Cos you only got 3 stars thats certainly not groovy

Gay prick suck my big dick I sailed the seven seas

Hung prisoners for sharks to eat they cant just do as they please

If you carry on youll be one of em unless you're too much of a pussy

You maybe able to break through cob webs but your finding skills are fuzzy

Jones: Oh really really when I got thousands of artifacts

I'll blow up your freakin shit ships with a liter or a match

Whippin here whippin there whippin whippin everywhere

The qualities of you and me there is nothing to compare

Drake: Ha what a darn fool im not even alive

Twat hat and a wood whip how fucking old are you 5

I was a vicious man who will never ever be forgotten

Your just a one off casted star who went from right ripe to rotten

Jones: Really bitch thats all you could spit out

If you need help kidnapping then just give me a shout

I've captured many enemies but your too ugly for me to handle

Whats with your cheesey elf shoes why not wear some funky sandels

Oh my what a guy you couldnt even rhyme

A lot of explorers are crap but to be honest this time

Your the worst guy ever wearing a skirt with a big wig

Tryna get past my rap rage it's like a game of tig

Pete as Sir Francis Drake

Lloyd as Indiana Jones

Maybe Lloyd could be fighting ememies throughout the battle

Anyway tell me what you think guys did it ROCK or SUCK??