User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King

The Burger King
Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today?

Have a flame burned ass clown? That is your way!

I can't halve the fast food.

Your pink sticky meat turns my bastard into shipping!

You play Chuck E. Cheese token!

Your style is like your ice machine: broken! (what!)

I threw away Whoppers and threw you out of the menu!

Call Ronald Donald.

Ronald McDonald
Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? 'I became 尴尬

Like the big guys you sell, it's made up of horse lips and hips!

Listen to the lyrical boss Rick and Moti!

I have been in Sichuan for many days, please call me Sichuan source!

There is no denying GOAT to put the burger on your stomach!

I am a fast food Eminem, you are a machine gun Kelly!

I drink Coke for your Pepsi. I am a Mac, you are Android!

To be true: I am a lovely Peter, you are EpicLLOYD!

The Burger King
(it is good)

You are my first place in the ball pit.

The rhyme you just exhaled is Ray Kroc's shit!

You are a terrible clown, you are terrible, it is crazy!

It sounds like you just ate a brother in the storm!

You can't beat the king with the crew.

The entire head of government is Mayor Marshall!

Even if Timberlake sings, I won't say Lovin.

I walk around you like your onion ring!

Ronald McDonald
(Her onion ring is very good.)

But this poem has no life! You don't like it!

The last plastic rapper contains Happy Meal toys.

I have served billions and I can't beat it!

You are dealing with Da's feet, a bottle of salad!

One person uses odd? Eat a recipe together, man!

Since I am the weather forecast for Willard Scott, I ate the same fries!

I am the best mascot in town.

You may be a king, but the clown wears a crown!

Wendy
Where is the beef? Here! Where is the beef? Here!

Where is the beef? Here! Where is the beef? Here!

Tell me two losers who are enough to be my father.

And I am licking the corner of the mince pie.

That is Wendy! Hip-hop leather stockings!

There is no colder river than the salad bar I put down!

Both are like ordinary baked potatoes.

Just use it when planting tomatoes! (what!)

King, you are terrible, you will always be the second violin!

Her breakfast croissant is worse than his McGriddle!

McDonald's turned your work into a box of faces!

I left you on PlayPlace like a quiet child.

I am the queen of fast food! This means Twitter.

Keep the other side frozen, "I always keep fresh beef.