Board Thread:Speculation Board/@comment-25206806-20140721102112

What do you guys think of this rough script?

 Announcer:  Begin!

 Elsa:   Here I stand for this battle in the cold light of day,

            When winter thaws to spring only one of us will stay.

            You aint got a life whitie, your castle’s dark and full of bats.

            Half goat men do your work, and all your friends are rats!

            I’m a trendy ice queen who’s as smooth as Oboe Trice,

            Cool cute and sweet so that all enjoy my ice.

            Four British kids beat you and your death was such a bore.

            I’ll send you crawling back to your wardrobe,

            Turn away and slam the door!



 WW: Narnia’s got a white queen, it doesn’t need this blue bitch.

           Only one badass chick can call herself a real witch!

           With a touch of my wand I’ll turn you straight to stone,

           You’ll make a nice rockery in my authentic spacious home!

<p class="MsoNormal">           Hans had you in this grasp and could have had his way.

<p class="MsoNormal">           It’s such a shame that Anna came in to save the day.

<p class="MsoNormal">           You’re no queen you’re a lunatic, you can’t control your powers!

<p class="MsoNormal">           I could watch you freak out for hours and hours!

<p class="MsoNormal">          You can’t beat me Elsa, you’ll get blinded by my snow,

<p class="MsoNormal">          Your chances have all melted, so just let it go!

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<p class="MsoNormal">   Elsa:  Always winter never Christmas, what’s wrong with your life?

<p class="MsoNormal">           You locked up poor Mr Tumness, and caused so much strife!

<p class="MsoNormal">           Your secret police are no secret at all.

<p class="MsoNormal">           They’re completely useless at chase scenes, especially in waterfalls!

<p class="MsoNormal">          Your crown itself looks pathetic, it's what a reindeer drew,

<p class="MsoNormal">           no wonder no-one wants to build a snowman with you!

<p class="MsoNormal">           Olaff, write all the creatures in Narnia a nice lovely letter,

<p class="MsoNormal">           saying come to Arendelle where we know better!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> W.W:   Conceal don’t feel this loss Elsa, your rhymes are so lame.

<p class="MsoNormal">             There’s no way that you can beat me at this game!

<p class="MsoNormal">             But come round to my place when your powers are stable,

<p class="MsoNormal">             you can eat Turkish delight and rest on my stone table!

<p class="MsoNormal">             You fled your Kingdom when it was in chaos and panic,

<p class="MsoNormal">             I always stayed with mine, even when things got manic!

<p class="MsoNormal">             You made over a billion dollars, think you’re living the dream?

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<p class="MsoNormal">             Just wait a few years and you’ll just be a lousy meme!

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