User blog:Mr. Swell Guy/Dungeons and Dragons vs The Atomic Bomb

Believe me, there is a story here. I will not get into it

Dungeons and Dragons

Vs

The fuckin atomic bomb

Begin

Atomic Bomb:

Yo its the big boy bomb to droppenheimer nuclear disses

You're a bitch board game played by virgins without kisses

Imma role a 20 and take down this loser

Then I'll hit up your girl and then I'll probably abuse her

You're old and outdated, a dull and boring hack

This guy lacks a mind packed with rhyming facts like Gygax

Fuck I complimented Gygax, fucking fuck. Fuck

That was a legit accident I forgot who I was writing. I suck

DnD:

Yo hating on my game fam? You're really mega lame, fam

Your disses are too tame, man, I'm outta make it rain, fam!

The atomic bomb? Ha! What a fucking loser, please

Tell me who decided to kill hundreds of thousands innocent Japanese

That's right, bitch, you're just a tool to take lives, punk

I've had game since the seventies, you've been out of it since '45, cunt

I'm shootin disses like magic missiles all over your face

Bitch... You're such a disgrace

Atom Bomb:

Bitch I got hella swag you know they call me A-Bomb

But I'm just so popular the bitches know I'm the bomb

I know you don't bathe so imma shower you with words

Because I am become death, the destoryer of nerds

DnD:

Yo if Oppenheimer's so smart then how come he died?

I bet your parents dropped you as a Little Boy and you cried

Now my hands are covered with both your blood and Dorito dust

But I'm through with you now, and the gamers can rise up!

Fucking hell I'm sorry this was the worst thing I've done ever I'm sorry

Gamer