User blog:Cloudreamer/Epic Random Rap Battles of Anything: Dipper & Mabel Pines vs. Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz

Hey. This may seem like an out of nowhere entrance, but I used to be an active member of this wiki around a year ago by the name of "Rob Tick". I lost my password so I had to make a new wiki account. Anyways, this is my first attempt at writing a legitimate rap battle since like March, let's see how it goes!

EPPICCC RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!!!
Dipper & Mabel Pines

versus

Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz

BEGIN

Star & Marco:
Star: Oh look, a duo who thinks they're the best,

But in reality they'll flop harder than that fart Johnny Test!

Marco: Karate style, we'll drop these two off somewhere potent,

So they can learn to handle their motherfucking emotions!

Dipper, you chase after a girl in high school,

Hoping to get into her syrup pool. (Star giggles)

Star: You better run, or else I'll blast you freaks home!

Mabel's Aoshima is no match for this metronome!

Dipper & Mabel:
Dipper: Pat pat, let's take these fools down, Pines style.

Mabel: And have them exiled worse than Ludo into the wild.

Dipper: Two fucking years, and still your show sucks,

Jarco or Starco? No one gives a fuck!

Mabel: Marco, you're annoying, and your pickup lines aren't clever!

Your chances of losing virginity about add up to never.

Dipper: Admit it, you got roasted harder than Bill in Stan's mind,

Now get out before I introduce you to a Stranger kind!

Star & Marco:
Marco: I've broken boards with twice the strength as Wendy Corduroy,

Everyone knows you're just an immature, soft little boy,

Star: Who keeps pictures of Wendy to fap to inside a locker!

Marco: True, and his brain is a social gobstopper.

Star: I've defeated many aliens across many dimensions,

Marco: But get the fuck away or we'll get ghost like Danny Fenton!

Dipper & Mabel:
Dipper: Who are you to think you can beat us that easily?

We'll revive three times, bitch--

Mabel: Just like Toffee!

Dipper: Admit it, Karate Kid, your ass has been beat,

So don't come begging back for a second defeat.

Bart & Lisa Simpson:
Bart: Hold on, who the fuck are you to turn the beat off,

Marco, all you do is jack off to Ms. Jackie Lynn Tom!

And Mabel, take those sweaters off, this ain't the fucking 60s,

Lisa: You're all made for kids, meanwhile we rewrote history!

Bart: Go FuckTales yourselves until you've learned the whole truth,

YOUR SHOWS ARE AS UNINTERESTING AS TRIANGLE FOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC *record scratch* RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING Who Won? Marco Diaz & Star Butterfly Pines Twins Simpson Twins