EpicLLOYD

Lloyd Ahlquist is the co-writer and inventor of Epic Rap Battles of History along with Nice Peter and is in every one of the Epic Rap Battles of History, but doesn't have a speaking part in every one. He also battled Nice Peter in Epic Rap Battles of History 15.

Characters

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 * Adolf Hitler
 * Chuck Norris
 * John McCain¹
 * Macho Man
 * Johann Sebastian Bach¹
 * Carl Sagan¹Franklin.png
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Ben Franklin
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 * Things 1 & 2
 * Mr. McFeely
 * John "Hannibal" Smith¹
 * Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock¹
 * Templeton "Faceman" Peck¹
 * Captain Kirk
 * Master Chief
 * King Leonidas³
 * 6-year Old Son¹
 * Mario²

¹ Denotes non-speaking part. ² Denotes Upcoming Rap Battle. ³ Denotes voice only.

Verse 1:
This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive,

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.

You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro,

But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show.

I'll slaughter your water colour unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast,

Then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis.

I can tell you're scared just from the body language i'm reading, you should start leaving,

Look your hair line's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits.

Everyone knows your page is just a place the rap battles live.

Dude you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career

But remember you got famous off my idea.

Verse 2
You're taller than I am but you look up to me,

The guy that got you your first job in comedy.

Verse 3:
You a musician? That's kinda stretching.

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.

Verse 4:
Imma knock you right outta your little Superman socks,

You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock.

Trivia
It is a running joke that during almost every one the behind the scenes videos he asks the audience whether they want to buy some heroin.