User blog:Stupidheadedmaggot/Shao Kahn vs Augusto Pinochet (Fan ERB)

Shao Kahn vs Augusto Pinochet is a fan made ERB. It features Shao Kahn, the sadistic and evil emperor of Outworld from the Mortal Kombat series, going up against Augusto Pinochet, the infamous dictator of Chile.

Cast
Mike O'Hearn as Shao Kahn (voiced by Nice Peter)

EpicLLOYD as Augusto Pinochet

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SHAO KAHN

VS 

AUGUSTO PINOCHET

BEGIN

Augusto Pinochet:
Señor Kahn, Shao we duel today? Let me instruct you how we battle in the nation of Chile I'm no mere mortal so prepare for combat I'll have you exterminated like you were a rat

I ruled my country with an iron fist And you mi amigo have topped my kill list I leave no survivors so I won't call the doctor I'll throw you away like we're in a helicopter

The way you try to be scary is actually kinda cute But there's nothing original about being a mindless brute I'll finish you in a flawless victory Trust me when I tell you you'll taste defeat bitterly

Shao Kahn:
Is that your best? Ha! Don't make me laugh When it comes to dictators, you're clearly Zach Braff I'm gonna bring you to your end like the summer Augusto I speak for all of Chile when I say 'yo no gusto'

I'll smash you to bits and steal your soul Don't fuck with me chico, I'm a certified asshole I'm out here merging realms, your act is old and hammy I'm so boss, I even conquered my own family

It took all the elder gods to put me to rest Don't expect victory cuz you're dealing with the best You're a Stalin wannabe with no exciting personality Me against you is just a plain brutality

Augusto Pinochet:
There you go again pretending to be scary When you got your culo handed to you by a Bruce Lee parody And would you look at Outworld? It looks like the Flintstones! You have no free market and your people are drones

You steal souls to gain more power? What a tired cliche But Shang Tsung and Quan Chi aren't here to help you today I'll knock off your helmet and pawn it for millions Now sit back as my army flattens your hellions

Shao Kahn:
You dare lecture me about power pendeja? I did everything myself, you needed backup from America I'll stuff you in my flesh pits till you're malnourished and rotten Your piddly army can't even handle Tarkatans

The Caravan of Death can't compare to my massacres All you did was become a bad word for ambassadors You might be a killer but I don't give a fuck As of this battle, it's official: you suck!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

Poll
Who won? Shao Kahn Augusto Pinochet