Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-26363928-20160220201830/@comment-108.210.86.239-20160220212505

Somiwas at the store and I see this sexy Mexican chick with huge tits. She takes one look at me and smiles in a good way. After a few minuets of talking she takes me to her place. Holy fuckign shit. She strips and we go to the bathtub for sexytime. She starts grinding all over me and moaning really loudly. I was about to grab her tits, when I realized something. I can't. I don't have any arms. Or legs. I can't move. I am a bar of soap. mfw.