User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Lak's Video Game Rap Battles: Player Select!

(Two college guys are playing a fighting game in their dorm.)

"No fair! You cheated!"

"Nah, son, I won fair and square!"

"Shut up, we have a new character unlocked!"

"Bet I'll main it before you do!"

"YOU'RE ON!"

(They turn to look at the screen and sees...)



"...What-"


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*



"Oh come on not some Undertale weeaboo shi-"


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*



"Who the fuck is Lak-"


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*



"At least they put him in-"


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*

"How much more of this?"



"You mean the guy who's the protagonist of InFamous 2?"

"I guess."


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*



"I guess a WoW nerd is making this."

"Yeah."


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*



"Street Fighter?"


 * NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*



"Wish I knew who this was."


 * FINAL CHALLENGER APPROACHING*

"Oh sweet, who is it?"



(Both college goers stare at the screen, sigh, and just walk away)