User blog:Drakan95/Epic Rap Battles of History : Terry Fox VS Usain Bolt

'Sup everyone and welcome to my second battle!

When I wrote my first battle, I didn't have the intention to make a series, but now I fell in love with this idea and I'm ready to give huge hard work just for you, so you can watch them and of course, like them and you can leave some suggestions that I can make. :) However, I remind you once again that I have some difficulties with the English language and I'm not at all a good rapper. Also, I have a feeling that you will find this battle horrible, but me, personally, I love it! This is also for the first time that I made the cover and the title cards! Anyway, this battle features Jamaican sprinter and fastest person ever, Usain Bolt, rapping against Canadian athlete and cancer research activist, Terry Fox to see which one of the two runners left a huge mark on history. Enjoy!

Beat : Run Away

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY :



VS

BEGIN!

Usain Bolt :
(starts at 0:21) The world’s fastest man is here to drop some disses

Better know who you’re up against, you lil’ princess

You call your achievements great? I call them pure crap

Since you wanted to finish your race, but then you collapsed

I can beat your pansy ass 9.58 times

So you better leg it, when I’m gonna spit some Lightning rhymes

Gonna hurt you way more than your amputation, brother

When I’m gonna bring your hopes way down than your mother

Terry Fox :
(0:42)    Take it easy there, ostrich version of Bob Marley

Before I humiliate you here and watch you shit your panties

You ran 200 meters? Wow! You’re so outdated

Try to ran 5000 meters and see who is truly the greatest

Don’t need a real leg to get you style stomped

But somewhere the hurt of your raps, must indeed stop

I’m a true inspiring hero, while you’ll be forgotten, kid

This combat will end faster than your silly disqualification did!

Usain Bolt :
(1:02) <p class="MsoNormal">Don’t mock me with this, when you did way worse at basketball

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you can hit me hard? You’re not dangerous at all

<p class="MsoNormal">Stop believing in miracles, here you won’t be so lucky

<p class="MsoNormal">At least I don’t make false promises to my own country

<p class="MsoNormal">I work my ass off to get all the fame and attention

<p class="MsoNormal">You can struggle with your cancer, I will chill with CR7

<p class="MsoNormal">Now do like a Fox and tell me what else you have to say

<p class="MsoNormal">But you’re still gonna fall hard, just like you did at Thunder Bay

Terry Fox :
(1:23) <p class="MsoNormal">You’re way more boring than your signature stance

<p class="MsoNormal">And about your golden medals, you can shove them up your ass

<p class="MsoNormal">You do your job just for the money, I do it for a cure

<p class="MsoNormal">Now tell me which one of use at heart is more pure?

<p class="MsoNormal">Usain, you’re insane if you think you beat me here

<p class="MsoNormal">Because every insult that you said was pointless, my dear

<p class="MsoNormal">And since you find my surname funny, here’s a lil’ jolt

<p class="MsoNormal">In this battle, you just got burned by your own Bolt!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE !

EPIC RAP....

(a gunshot is heard and the logo starts running)

BATTLEEEEES OOOF HIIiiiiii.........

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Who won? Terry Fox Usain Bolt