Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

Epic Rap Battles of History #7 is the seventh installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features the theorical physicalists Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking rap battling. It came out March 30, 2011.thumb|300px|right|Epic Rap Battles of History 7

Cast
MC Mr. Napkins as Albert Einstein

Nice Peter as Stephen Hawking

Lloyd Ahlquist as Carl Sagan

Lyrics
Albert Einstein:

When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown

So take a seat Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own

What’s with your voice? I can’t frickin tell

You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell

I’ll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford

All your fans will be like “um, that was Hawk-ward”

I’m as dope as two rappers. You better be scared

Cause that means Albert E=MC squared

Stephen Hawking:

You’ve got no idea what you’re messing with here boy

I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that’s how I roll y’all

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

I’ll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time

When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind

I’m the best, I’m the Snoop Dogg of Science

I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants

Albert Einstein:

I’m the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on, if you could stand

I’ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand

You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious

Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was

Steven Hawking:

There are 10 million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you’re making

I’m about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan

And while it’s true that my work is based on you

I’m a super computer. You’re like a TI-82. Oooh!

Poll
Who do you think won? Albert Einstein Stephen Hawking