Talk:Season 2 Polls/@comment-83.128.79.126-20120521194940/@comment-68.43.191.202-20120614024219

Agreed.

Steve Jobs:

Let me just step right in, I got things to invent,

I'm an innovator, baby, changed the world,

Fortune five-hundred before you kissed a girl,

I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy,

Beating you is apple to easy,

I make the products which an artist chooses,

I make the GUI that Melinda uses,

I need to bring up some basic shit,

Why'd you name your company after you dick?

Bill Gates:

You blow Jobs you arrogant prick!

With your second-hand jeans and your turtle neck,

I'll dig a hole in the middle of your bony head,

With your own little spitting big ball of death!

Hippy, you got given up at birth,

I took away your network for AIDs research,

Bring all your little toys and I'll still crush that,

iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack,

Steve Jobs:

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes,

A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes,

Bill Gates:

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do,

I bet your fat beard Wozniak wrote these raps for you too,

Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple,

I tripled the profts on my PC,

Steve:

All the people with the power to create use an Apple!

Bill Gates:

And people with jobs use a PC,

Steve Jobs:

You know I bet this beat was made on an Apple,

Bill Gates:

Nope, Fruityloops, PC,

Steve Jobs:

You will never ever catch a virus on an Apple,

Bill Gates:

You could still afford a doctor if you used a PC,

Steve Jobs:

Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few,

Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you,

I built a legacy son, you can never stop it,

Now 'scuse me while I turn heaven to profit,

Bill Gates:

Fine, you'll be like that? DIE THEN!

The whole world loved you, but you were my friend,

I'm alone now with nothing but power and time,

And no-one on earth who can challenge my mind!

I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!

I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!

Watson:

I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that,

Take a look at your history,

Everything you built leads up to me,

I got the power of a mind you could never beat,

I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy,

I'm on a C++ saying "hello world",

I'll beat you 'till you sing about a daisy, girl,

I'm coming in and out the socket,

Nothing you can do to stop me,

On your lap and in your pocket,

How you gonna shoot me now when I dive the bucket?

Your cortex just doesn't impress me,

Over here so come try and test me,

Stomp on a Mac and a PC too,

I'm on Linux bitch, I though you'd knew,

My CPU's hot but my core runs cold,

I'll beat you with seventeen lines of code,

I think different than the internet, those days are old,

Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya.