User blog:MetalFire/3rd Brunswikian tourney: Samus (Noah) vs Sly Cooper (Metal)

Here's Noah and I's battle for the tourney. Thief vs Bounty Hunter: BEGIN!

Sly Cooper:
Operation Samus being Chozowned has begun at the crack of dawn

Slick! Sly! Handsome! While this Alien poser only knows brawn

You won't be in your Prime when you're facing the PS All Star

New addition to the book: Legendary Cooper giving Samus scars

Disses hotter than your memes and you're weaker than Rayleigh

I fight for honor! You're only used to expand gamers Wii's

Avenging my family and clan! Something that you could never do

Your chances are smaller than the resolution of Metroid 2!