User blog:Wachowman/Parody 41 RTP vs LuigiGuy (Freddie vs Frank)

After being suggested by Fire and y'know what fuck it, I decided to continue this series a bit, also since Fire gave me 2 other good suggestions that I want to do, enjoy!

Note
Nothing here is meant to insult RTP for he was a good friend of mine, this is all in good fun.

Luigi vs RTP
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

LUIGIGUY

VS

RESPECTTHEPIXEL

BEGIN

Luigi verse 1
Woah! What's wrong with your mom Pixel, Yikes!

Talking to a few strangers online and got yourself grounded for life.

New Gazette article, don't join a wiki with your sis,

Always getting kicked from chat, was never on the mods list.

Damn!

People starting to miss you man, ain't that nice,

You tell jokes like Fire only if he's on ice.

That's what's wrong with you Pixel, you don't wanna be lonely,

Made your account named RTP, shoulda named it Rape The Brony.

RTP verse 1
You think I haven't heard those things before,

You're just a faggot that ended up being Fire's whore.

You came back from retirement when we thought you wouldn't,

You're the second brother to Mario, but lets start with the argument!

You got popularity for being gay, but other than that, we don't care,

I look better than you when I'm caught having an affair.

Why are you Luigi and Pikachu, it's like you're trying to confuse me,

When I join chat, Everyone! In the whole wiki gets horny.

Because I'm more liked than you, we all know that's a reality!

soon you'll be the guy making fun of Doctor Who for a century.

You're reaching into the pocket of Meat but we all want you gone,

And

RTPette and TMC
My little Pony

Luigiguy
My little Pony?

RTPette and TMC
My little Pony is better than Pokemon.

Luigiguy verse 2
Easy momma's boy, I do not hate MLP,

I love the Bronies and the Whovians, just ask Laboratory.

We all like to play rape man, but you took it too far,

You were forced to disable your account, and it was blamed all on Scraw!

RTP verse 2
I did something on the wiki that went down in history,

It's Game Over for you, lets put you out of your misery.

I'm champion of this place! (place!) Im the most adored.

So suck my dick Luigi (Dick!) like many have done before.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

End
Who won? LuigiGuy RTP