User blog:CrimsonLabTuxV2/The ERB Wiki Mythos-The Laundromat of Doom

​THE LAUNDROMAT OF DOOM

(Setting:The ERB Wiki Laundromat)

Random Korean Woman: Ah, actual normal day. This is so-

(Suddenly, Wachow, Crimson, Scraw and Shoop run through the door and run into the desk)

Random Korean Woman: Ah, fuck.

(Our favorite bunch of people crawl up)

Wachow: WOAH!

Crimson: That drug dealer ran like a olympic medalist on steroids.

Shoop: I think we we're able to distract him by giving him those counterfeit $100 bills...

Scraw: Probably...

(The group splits up, with Wachow going to the washing machines, Crimson going to the ironing board, Scraw going to the arcade cabinets and Shoop going to the dryers)

Wachow: Hmmm....I got a idea!

(Wachow inserts a quarter in the slot and crawls in the machine)

Crimson: Well, I got a iron...I CAN DO ANYTHING!

(Crimson starts running around with the iron, however, he trips on the cord)

Crimson: WAHHHHH!

(Crimson stumbles and falls on the ironing board and the iron slips on the ground and the cord straps down on his neck)

Crimson: AGHHHH!

(Wachow is spinning around in the washing machine, screaming in fear)

Wachow: AHHHHHHHHHHH, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOW DO I GET OUT?!

(Scraw is at the Pac-Man arcade cabinet, getting through every level in mere seconds)

Scraw: BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! FUCK YOU, GHOSTS!

Random 4 Year Old: Sir, may I play?

Scraw: SCREW YOU, KID!

(Scraw crushes him with the cabinet)

(Shoop is actually trapped inside the drying machine and being baked inside the machine)

Shoop: Anyone, please help...NOW!

(So, here is a recap, Crimson's being strangled by a cord to a iron)

Crimson: Ack, oh, God.

(Wachow is being spun around and around)

Wachow: AHHHHHHH, (barfs), AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Scraw is brutally killing a child)

Scraw: DIE, DIE, DIE!

(Scraw shoots the kid to death)

Scraw: HA, HA, HA!!!

(And Shoop is being cooked to death)

Shoop: Ow, Ow, Ow, FUCKING OW!

(Wachow busts out of the machine, covered in water, soap, tears, sweat and urine)

Wachow: Ah...ah....fuck.

(Shoop gets out of the dryer, his body charred and blistered)

Shoop: Ow....I am in pain!

Wachow: Better than being spun around at 20 mph!

(Suddenly, Crimson falls off the ironing board and lands on the floor)

Crimson: Agh, Oh, God, fuck....

(Suddenly, the drug dealer busts in and stabs Crimson with a knife in the chest)

Crimson: GAHHHHH....hhhhhhhhh..

(The drug dealer shoots Wachow in the head with a pistol)

Wachow: AH!

(The dealer grabs Shoop and throws him into a arcade cabinet, electrocuting him)

Shoop: AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The dealer than punches Scraw in the face, knocking him out)

Dealer: HA, I WIN!

(Suddenly, the korean woman blasts his head off with a shotgun)

Random Korean Woman: YOU PAY FIVE DORRAR FOR MESS!

Th..that's all, bitches!

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