User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY SEASON FINALE

This battle featured...
Youtube Star Tobuscus VS PewDiePie, another Youtube Star

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



TOBUSCUS



VS



PEWDIEPIE



BEGIN!



Tobuscus:

Hello once again Audience, welcome to Mr. Kjellbergs definite doom,

all the stuff you say, it makes you a weird pervert, so go get a room,

what’re you going to do to me? shout all your little idiotic phrases,

my raps are like fire, you’ll be left stuck in the blazes,

you have no league against me, I suggest you go sit in the corner on Mr. Chair,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll be sending a Teleporting Naked Guy at you, call it a jumpscare,

<p class="MsoNormal">rapping up some crappy stuff, is that all you will do?

<p class="MsoNormal">You better not run away scared, if you stay, I still won’t trust you

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<p class="MsoNormal">PewDiePie:

<p class="MsoNormal">THAT’S MY LINE, lets finish this Toby, you’re gonna go down,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the youtube king, you just challenged me, the one with the crown,

<p class="MsoNormal">most of your Audience members are just 8 year-olds, you have no chance,

<p class="MsoNormal">whats wrong? Can’t handle this? My raps are like lyrical lances,

<p class="MsoNormal">throwing Jennifer at you, you’ll start to suffer from Amnesia,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have no chick, I actually have one, her name is Marzia,

<p class="MsoNormal">pinning you to the experimental table, you’ll stuck like Marty,

<p class="MsoNormal">now put your hands up cuz’ there ain’t no party like a PewDiePie party

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<p class="MsoNormal">Tobuscus:

<p class="MsoNormal">Calm down will you, I may yell but you’re worse, drop the ADHD,

<p class="MsoNormal">let me go get griffon, on you he will do a very long pee,

<p class="MsoNormal">I can Swing my Diamond Sword, so come at me, you’ll just have a Skull,

<p class="MsoNormal">idiotic nerd, I’m a big Bully, I’ll be coming right at you like a bull,

<p class="MsoNormal">I wouldn’t be surprised if you troll me, you’re jus another little monster,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the one who made Amnesia popular, you made it worse, sponser,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll catch that rock you call Jennifer, and crush Stephano with it, you’ll be all alone,

<p class="MsoNormal">prepare to see Darkness, then Redness, then Whiteness cuz’ you just got owned

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<p class="MsoNormal">PewDiePie:

<p class="MsoNormal">I DON’T CARE! You’re just like me, but only you’re the worse,

<p class="MsoNormal">you might act and look like a guy but you’re a girl and you have a purse,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re a Bully? HA, you’re funny, you can’t even touch me,

<p class="MsoNormal">you have a Diamond Sword? You can’t even speak Chopenese, oh glee,

<p class="MsoNormal">oh you Barrel, you can’t figure out the easiest bit of puzzles,

<p class="MsoNormal">griffon doesn’t love you! He just wants food and not nuzzles,

<p class="MsoNormal">running you over with my bike, you can call it a game of Happy Wheels,

<p class="MsoNormal">your raps had no hatred at all, from those, hate, I did not feel…

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<p class="MsoNormal">-UberHaxorNova falls down from the ceiling, solo style bitchs-

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<p class="MsoNormal">UberHaxorNova:

<p class="MsoNormal">OH MY GOD, I was looking forward to regular negotiation, but no,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s my time to shine, you lost your fame a very long while ago,

<p class="MsoNormal">Pewds, lets start with you, do you know anything you do?

<p class="MsoNormal">I was invited to voice a character in happy wheels, I’m more loved than you,

<p class="MsoNormal">and Toby, drop that childish humor, it gets annoying after a while,

<p class="MsoNormal">chuggaaconroy is more tolerable than you, lets put that in you file,

<p class="MsoNormal">BOTH OF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COMEDY IS AND THAT’S THAT,

<p class="MsoNormal">I look at you and think: “Whats up with these two little kitty kats?”,

<p class="MsoNormal">you may be one of the most subscribed people on youtube, but lets see you at his level,

<p class="MsoNormal">you stepping up to eachother is just the perfect match for two little Barrels

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –ERMAHGERD- HISTORY!

WHO WON? Tobuscus PewDiePie UberHaxorNova