User blog:ThyNotShallRap/ThyNotShallRap vs. SANTORYU99. Compliment Tourney Round 1

Welcome to the rap "battle" of tommorrow!



The Legendary SATANORYU SANTORYU99 faces the Dicktater Dictator lover, ThyNotShallRap in a 1v1 love contest hosted by 1 and not only Epicnail!

Thanks to Jella for the cover and Skeep for the font of the cover for some reason.

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filler totally not copied from kung filler

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I was too lazy to find a beat for this so use your head as a beat, by banging it on the table a few times.

There you go.

All Rise for the Battle!
 *Bugle fanfare*

EPIC NAIL BATTLES OF HAMMERY

THY

VS

SAAAAAAANT!

BEGIN

SANT:
Might as well call me Zeus 'cause i'm here to face my creator.

A super user who made RoboCop and Terminator!

You already got me beat when it comes to being creative.

half of my content is nonsense, the other half is generated.

Thy's the guy with street cred from his feet to his head.

And he's bringing the tag team tourney back from the dead!

Signing up for this tournament was a bad idea in hindsight.

Because nobody can match the Owner of Earth's divine might.

Thy:
There’s a Challenger Approaching, but instead, I’ll show affection.

It’s like I’m hitting “generate” because I’m making my selection.

'Cause all the women love a sexy man, one of them is SANT!

Even when he enters chat, he gets Flats to drop his pants!

You should translate my verse to French, ‘cause all I spit is love.

Of course you're cool! Like Michael Jordan, you dunk disses from above!

You call yourself Santoryu, ‘cause pure blades is what you spit,

Whenever I hear your raps, my full erection’s smaller than your friends list!

SANT:
See? One verse in and he's already beating me!

There's no way that his two verses will merit defeat.

Because no matter what you say you're still the better user.

And you're twice as lucky as this two time tourney loser.

Thy:
You must be a Survivor of the Oregon Trail, ‘cause you achieved reaching Salem !

You lost twice in the tourney?! I couldn’t even manage to make them !

You can make a Dragon’s Ball disappear just like you’re doing Magic!

You’re this generation’s user, because you always do things classic.

ye pls vote

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