Talk:Larry Bird vs Big Bird/@comment-37860397-20190127070857

My Rating (using point system):

Big Bird (1)

What's up? It's your boy from Sesame Street +2

Here to rap against a freak with size 17 feet! +2

You're like Oscar the Grouch's house because you're trash! +4

Walkin' 'round in green like Shrek with a mustache! +6 (This line is actually good because Larry Bird also won the All Star award 12 times in his basketball career, also favorite line of the rap)

Larry Bird? More like Scary Bird, you ogre! +4 (Correlates with the previous line)

You look like Frankenstein's monster, but older! +3

You're trying to battle with a childhood hero! +2

This one on one is gonna end with Larry Bird, zero! +3

Larry Bird (1)

The Legend spits raw like an oyster! +3

'Bout to school this Muppet how to rap, so let me give you 3 pointers! +3

One: Don't talk about being a freak! +2

You got accordion legs and Bert's head for a beak! +3

Two: Don't dress in yellow when you come to Boston! +3

I'll slap your happy ass and call you Magic Johnson! +4

Three: You don't deserve a prize just for trying! +2

The only thing you taught kids is how to suck at flying! +3

Big Bird (2)

Wow, I can't believe what I just heard! +1

No way you just called me the flightless Bird! +2

You can't jump; you can't run! Stick to the threes +3

'Cause the Hick from French Lick surely can't hit me! +3

I'm like Snuffleupagus the way I bob and weave! +2

I'm the number one dunking on 33! +4

The letter of the day is U, as in U got served, +4

So why don't you go ahead and try and Follow That, Bird! +4

Larry Bird (2)

Well, that was some fowl language, but I wear the crown! +4 (Please don't use this line again)

You're made of turkey feathers, but you'll never be down +5 (Another good pun)

With the Celtics, and I don't need to talk much smack +2

To beat a handsy bird who bounces kids on his lap! +3

It's sad they never told you the deal! +2

Pssst, your only real friend, Snuffy, he ain't even real! +4

So you wanna battle me again? You better say no, +2

Or else you'll get another size 17 boot to the egghole! +4

BB: 49       LB: 49

Oh wait, it's a tie. Add a tie option next time pls