User blog:Andrew0218/Herobrine vs BEN Drowned. Dem Epic Rap Battles Off-season

The ghost of Notch’s brother Herobrine, battles against the ghost of BEN in the Majora’s Mask, to see who’s the better gaming creepypasta.

Intro
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

HEROBRINE!



VS!

BEN DROWNNNNNNNNNNED!



BEGIN!

Herobrine (0:50):
To /kill and /kick your ass, and that is my task

Send your fairy butt back to Majora’s Mask

Notch’s brother against a foolish kid named Ben

With my dope flow, you know that you’ll be drowned again

Diamond sword, leave you floored, dead and mauled, I’m the lord

I’m like a redstone lamp; your brightest moment is like a torch

You can try to switch to peaceful, but there won’t be peace

For I shall haunt the crap out of you, so you can call yourself Steve

BEN Drowned (1:18):
B-E-N’s here so prepare for a rap overload

For this pussy who’s too scared and go on Creative Mode

You’re a fake mod, a hoax, so just face the fact

You can’t haunt me, blockhead, my server isn’t hacked

You might be powerful in Minecraft, but I’m way deadlier

You call yourself creepy? Please, even creepers are creepier

You shouldn’t have faced me; all of your stories are untrue

Now tell me, you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

BRVR (1:08):
BRVR here’s to make this battle bloody

There’s no way these freak can beat this No. 1 plushie

This is the one battle that you’ll never survive

With my sick rhymes, you are going to be Buried Alive

So get the hell out, I’m a god, while you’re just a joke

You’re about to be erased like that TV Network of Oak

BRVR USED THUNDERBOLT! HIS OPPONENTS ALL ENDED WITH A BLAST!

But I must end this verse here, cause GOOD THINGS NEVER LAST

Tails Doll & Sonic.exe (0:22):
I have now abandoned you, now pass the mic to me

It’s Tails Doll from Sonic R and Sonic.exe

You losers can’t win this battle, can you feel the pain I’m bringing?

So better start running now you pussies, because we’re winning!

I hate to tell you the truth but your stories aren’t even true!

Once we’re through with you dudes, there won’t be a Round 2

We’ll end this verse here, since we’ve make you all say goodbye

So you can keep on spawning fanfics while I haunt Markiplier and Pewdiepie

Red (0:44):
RUN right now, because you all have no Melissa’s bless

It’s a certain death against this MC from NES

Sonic, even if you’re fast, you can’t win this race

Because rad rhymes from Red is going to melt your Face

Herobrine, just like your game, your verses are big filler

And BEN, I’ll kill you, but you can’t revive like Godzilla

As Red tortured these lame guys within 8 lines

He has scared the crap out of them and sent horror to their spines!

Polybius (0:28):
This arcade legend is here to teach you all a lesson

Once you’ve played my game, I’ll send you all into depression

I’m the creepiest, the most terrifying game ever made

So go ahead, step right in and try to play with my arcade

Look at me and my machine, you know that I’m much better

The best gameplay in history, with beautiful graphics, vector

Polybius defeated you all with my vicious attack

Now that I’m done with you all, prepare for the men in black

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Herobrine BEN Drowned BRVR Tails Doll and Sonic.exe Red Polybius