User blog:Tkid115/General Custer vs The Governor - 115 Rap Battles 9

'This is my 9th rap battle and my second to last in the season. It features U.S. calvary commander, General George Armstrong Custer, versus the main antagonist of The Walking Dead, The Governor to see which failed leader has the best flow!'

BEGIN!!!


Custer:

Allow me to CHARGE into battle! This battle that I'll be finishin'!

Against this ol' southern-mama Blackbeard who aint' no polititian!

A PENNY for your thoughts, you'd get change! HA! Now go cry,

bout' your daughter, for' I stick a sword straight through your other eye!

You got killed chokin' one cop! What? Ya couldn't see?

20 men and a TANK lost to Glenn, Maggie, and Tyreese?!

It looks like I'm Wood-burying you, cause' this battle here aint' lastin' long!

Your army'll try to save you, but you and them are just Too Far Gone!



The Governor:

Well, just ta kick your ass, I don't need both eyes!

This won't be Custer's Last Stand! Nah, it'll be his DEMISE!

Guns and swords lost to some spears, all the while when they were fightin' you!

<p style="text-align: center;">So ya fucked up, and you failed to see the devil beside you!

<p style="text-align: center;">Ya fought like a man, and you died like a hero!

<p style="text-align: center;">But in my eye, you're as fierce as a fly and as powerful as ZERO!

<p style="text-align: center;">I really think your battle strategies really need some practice!

<p style="text-align: center;">It's as humiliating as when you raped that Indian girl on a cactus!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Custer:

<p style="text-align: center;">Hey, at least I didn't retreat! Y'all know I aint' scardey cat!

<p style="text-align: center;">But you did! To go back to those heads you enjoy starin' at!

<p style="text-align: center;">You're only known for your eye patch! As for everything else, well,

<p style="text-align: center;">you killed that ol' amn just cause' ya couldn't help yourself!

<p style="text-align: center;">But, aside that, what else have ya done? Killed your whole crew?

<p style="text-align: center;">That there proves that I'm a better leader than YOU!

<p style="text-align: center;">You won't survive this, Brian! I'll make your whole world end!

<p style="text-align: center;">Better than getting shot in the head by your own damn girlfriend!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Governor:

<p style="text-align: center;">Compared to me, your a little poodle, and I'm the Predator!

<p style="text-align: center;">You're General? Well, me to you, I'm Governor and Senator!

<p style="text-align: center;">I've got the better firepower and artillery! You'll never get me!

<p style="text-align: center;">I killed my my crew? You killed your entire army! Indirectly!

<p style="text-align: center;">You're a bad-man, Custer! And I can't take take that risk!

<p style="text-align: center;">But I can handle you, cause' you're spittin' just words of shit!

<p style="text-align: center;">And I can handle all the walkers, geeks, lame-brains, and biters!

<p style="text-align: center;">But if you think that YOU can handle ME, then you're a LIAR!

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115 RAP (CHARGE!!!!!!) BATTLES!!!
WHO WON?!!! General Custer The Governor