User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 8: Morgan Freeman vs. Samuel Jackson

This features American actor, film director and narrator Morgan Freeman vs. American film actor, American television actor and film director, Samuel Jackson. Enjoy! :))

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MORGAN FREEMAN

VS.

SAMUEL JACKSON!!

BEGIN!!

Morgan Freeman:

Wahaha! I see! It's time for Lord Almighty

To pawn a black guy who's bald in his 60s tighties!

You were just hanging out with Avengers in a black eye patch

This is ultimate destruction and I'm serving up the first batch!

You always look tough, trying to be Bruce Almighty

You tripped too much on drugs since 1990!

Why don't you try to be God???!!! See how "easy" it is

And next year, this doctor will have more girls to kiss!

Samuel Jackson:

Kiss my two damn hands down 7018

And I'll be crashing down your goddamn heaven's gate!

I'll be robbing your home selling your Million Dollar Baby

You never even had sex since my marriage in 1980!

You just stole the damn f*cking role of Walter Cronkite

I lost my left arm but now I'm all right!

So kiss my Nick Furious Avengers boot

And admit you're nothing but a black barbaric brute!

Morgan Freeman:

Goddamn. You don't get it. It's God your fighting here

You had sex? So you won't mind my Crystal Globe up your rear?

I know you're a convict! Known by the name Big Don!

When I hand you to the cops, you'll say, "Gone Baby Gone"

Nobody cares if I beat you to a pulp, it's all just fiction

And this rap battle will go down as black actors' friction!

Everyone in the universe will be this battle's eyewitnesses

You can't even beat me with 10 items or less!

Samuel Jackson:

Stop acting like you're the God of Heaven

You'll see that I can screw you up times seven!

You're nothing but a guy in suit in tie with high crimes

There's my group of asses to be kicked and you just stepped in line!

You better start writing down your goddamn bucket list!

Cuz I'll see you in hell I'm the devil and you're the Spirit!

You're only human Morgan! You were never the Lord

Stop acting like you hold the heaven's double-edged sword!

I'm out!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Morgan Freeman Samuel Jackson