User blog:SophisticatedShark/Bad Battle Suggestions: Freddy Fazbear vs Chuck E. Cheese

Since I had writer's block with a bunch of rap battles, I wanted to try something new. So basically, I'm going to find bad rap battle suggestions and see if I can make something from it. And I mean genuinely bad suggestions, like don't intentionally suggest bad battles for me to do. I'll probably find them from Youtube or whatever. Anyways, without further a do...



FREDDY FAZBEAR

VS

CHUCK E. CHEESE

BEGIN

Freddy Fazbear
Get ready for a shredding that you won't be forgetting

Freddy's on a deadly frenzy worse than 1987

Lights are out for you, Chuckie. Your efforts are useless

When this battle's over you're gonna reek of blood and mucus

It's fruitless, I'd stuff a rat down like he's suitless

Let's do this, I drop the mic and show you what's music

It's amusing, how this rodent thinks that he's so potent

You can't touch me, I'm more golden than your filthy tokens

My crew's more sophisticated that your scripted scraps of metal

And your annoying employees and kids I'm pretty sure who's mental

This is a death game worse than your adventures in space

So get lucky Chuckie, you couldn't last five nights at my place

Chuck E. Cheese
Ho, I say "Happy," you say "Birthday"

I shoot a Bernstein bear filled up with bad wordplay

I serve a rapist fresh just like my man, Pieplate

I shed and shred this teddy bear Monday through Friday

I'm on it, I stomp a demonic animatronic.

I'm a rockstar, you just can't stop these symphonics

I'll shut you down like your company, I'm Showbiz, you villain

You're filled with fake puppetry, I bring joy to children

You feeling? Needing screamers to get kids scared?

I'm a rap rat, Fred, 'cept I'm a bigger nightmare

Can't be compared, with your dreadful Let's Plays

So make like your French jingle, and Toredear March away

Freddy Fazbear
Wow, that was more cheesy, Chuck E. than your cringey birthdays

But now it's time for the FazBears to come out from backstage

It's Bonnie, Foxy , Chica, eat you like a slice of pizza

Don't need two sets of teeth or a beak to defeat ya

I get a certain vermin squirmin, who is way more disturbing

I'm about to give a hurtin' when I open up the curtain

Give nightmares to the devs, hang you like a puppet string

Tangled, Mangled, left to die, call you a rat king

Chuck E. Cheese
You want to play chicken, Freddy? Well two can play it that

Cause when Helen Henny comes to lay a bad egg on you scats

You get attacked by the rat and his CEC Gs.

It's a fact, we're more real, and we're the Band of Make Believe

I'll Mr. Munch on these bitches like they're a bunch of tickets

First dish I won't finish, I spit these skittish decomissions

It's a Pasqually gonna school these savage rabid gadgets

I make a mean deep-dish topped with bear, duck, and rabbit

Jasper T. will lay a beat, drop you harder than my jowls

Compared to your raps, your odor's the only thing more foul

Freddy Fazbear
Put a muzzle on your dog, you better watch what he's sayin

You love the kids so much yet you still couldn't S-A-V-E-T-H-E-M

Against me it's 4/20, stuff you all like endoskeletons

Because I once again killed another five adolescents

Chuck E. Cheese
You're playin 4/20? No wonder you're so high

Considering your whole gang is obsessed with pizza pie

Hey children, make some noise when I destroy these toys

I let kids be kids, save for your little balloon boy

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

Who Won? Freddy Fazbear Chuck E. Cheese