User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/SmoothSaiyagion vs BabyAssassinLEET

Yo bros its the best rap battle of the semi-official fifth Skype ERB Wiki tourney, we dank as duck boiy

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Thanks to BabyAssassinLEET for the close match

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Battle:
Sooth:

Random blog! I'll Roast you as hard as Dan made me cry

I like Baby but Baby you gave me cancer like my ex-partner that died!

You saw me beat the Meater, this'll be closer than me to NicePeter

Icey's my fan because sometimes I can stick to a syllabic metre!

Assy:

True to Caesar, but I'm going NCR on this verbal exchange

If I win this, I'll bitch until my opponent is changed

And if it isn't, I'll lose and then cry to my mommy

You have less good lines than the amount of times i make toros feel sorry

Legion:

Aww sheeit I’m apparently supposed to diss you; and act black

So I’mma cap your AssyAss IN ALL CAPS IN A FAST RAP

IM TOO FAST AND YOURE TOO SLOW IMMA BLAST ON THOT PATROL

But now back to normal rap! You’re as dead as the Crash meme! Woah?

I diss you on the basis of your nation, America lets gay people marry? A homo hom-owned!

You’re trying to be Stannis but I don’t watch Game of Thrones!

Baby:

What's wrong? Are you getting Sega Mad?

When I burn you like my daughter, you'll be MAGA Sad!

Your lines RAM like a tblet; there's no bending my Heart of Pure Iron, 3!

I'm breaking danyplebs and libtards, all degenerates bend the knee!

You couldn't cap me, because I'll punch you, hiya!

TheMacedonianMatador will take down this Saiya and make him sigh ah

Boron:

Hahaha! (beat stops) Your jokes were pretty funny (beat goes back)

But I’ve had more accounts than you so I’ll win imperturbably!

Stannis:

If each tourney’s a child of the previous this is an aborted fetus

Three weeks to write 12 lines? GG Grav you fucking genius

Outro:
Who won? The dude with a bunch of socks The dude with a right-wing agenda