User blog:Spatulus/ERB- Light and Misa (Death Note) vs Yuki and Yuno (Future Diary)

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Epic Rap Battles of Anime History!

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Yuki and Yuno (Future Diary)

VS

Light and Misa (Death Note)

Begin!

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Light:

It is I, the ingenious, spontaneous of a genius

With my female assassin, Misa. Try to resist the meanest

Misa:

Light, we are here to clear the fear that lingers in their fingers

Conquering these cellphone users are our stingers and go-figures. [Haha!]

Light:

Sure, you can predict our moves, after your name is approve

And I'll write it down quick, and you'll appear in the news

It's no use, go ahead and deduce my deductions

About time I reduce humanity by two, noted 'destruction'

Misa:

You guys don't know what is love, with all the stabbing

We break your diaries, become God to do some life hacking

Heck, battling a couple who are fourteen is unforeseen

Especially making love at the end of the scene is an obscene sin

Light:

Hence, it's the murderers against the justice

Misa:

With only the sense of hatred injustice

Light and Misa:

Will be killed like any criminal who goes against Kira

Tell us your last words before we say sayonara or see ya...

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Yuki:

YUNO! I'm scared, please tell me what I should do?

These two bullies are here to make me lose my cool...

Yuno:

Who dares to attack my Yuki, with such stupid remorse?

My knife's ready, preparing for blood to be split on this source

Ask the contestants who are killed, better conceal not revealed

Leave you dills on the battlefield, bleeding and peeled

Yuki:

That's right, you freaks. Now step aside, I've got my cell

Only time will tell, but in the future, you'll be in hell

Call us murderers when you inflict against the innocent?

It's the hunger games, don't let the odds be your reticent

Yuno:

Hand this battle over before you face the Sixth's treatment

Yuki:

We're more scarier than Shinigami, we beat on this rhythm

Yuno:

Here's an apple for your friend, supernatural Rem

You know love? (Pssh) More like suicidal deaths, damn

Yuki:

Go ahead and pretend, covering your identity from your dad

My phone cut through lies, and it seems you've reached 'Dead End'

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Misa:

Yuno what we are good at? Altering expectations

Top and highly rated, dropping rhymes on these castrations

Light:

I have already written your names here, even before the battle commenced

Time is ticking, you're on my watchlist, running is recommended

Misa and Light:

Here's to put pathetic pea-brains into a polemic paralysis

We've invited a special guest of honor, to give you an analysis

L:

Did someone call me? Cue the lights, the pastry and sweet stuff

I'm not on their side at first, but now I'll beat you rough and tough

Your whole show is imaginary, impossible, and incomparable

To the read world that is, but to us we are invincible

I might have died, but I knew the truth that Light was trying to cover

Light:

Off topic...

L:

However, at this moment, you only got two choices to uncover

Yuki, like Akise said, beware of your girlfriend of a yandere

You have seen her capabilities, and she will murder you one day

(Yuno charges forward with knife, but Light wrote her name, and Yuno collapses)

It's kinda sad to see your wife on this cool and cold floor

Any last words young lady? Or is it time for me to hit the door?

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Yuki:

What have you done to her? No, this isn't happening

I am already God, and it's time for some repenting

Don't make me shoot my gun, and watch you bleed away

No one gets in my way, it's time for me to save the day

Akise:

STOP! Yuki, that's enough, let me take this from here

The immortal being is clear to strike these pests with fear

Don't repeat your last mistakes, by killing your friends

Though they are enemies, but you'll be living in condemn

Let's start with Light, down you go, the book don't deserve a scum like you

Greedy, and selfish, L don't you agree to that too?

Want to know whats romance? Ask Ai and Marco

I've got Ninth lives, Eight to bring you real Far, bro

Come at me, because you've got nothing up your sleeve

You're smart, but in the end, you just died in grieve

After this is the twelfth line, and it's the most powerful

Ranges from 1 to 12, you'll be my dart, fool

Third times the charm, though I won't count it

Haven't you see that I have stolen your notebook, nitwit?

I'll write down your names, and kill myself then

Yuki, would then start this battle all over again.

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME HISTORY!