User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! The Dover Demon VS Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!



SLENDERMAN



VS



THE DOVER DEMOOOOON



BEGIN!





Slenderman:

Time for Something Awful to happen to the cryptid of Dover,

I make peoples nightmares come to real life then it’s over,

with their death and their guts in Walmart Shopping bag,

I’ll Silence you with my tentacles in your mouth, call it a gag,

<p class="MsoNormal">oh wait, I’m sorry, I forgot you didn’t have a mouth when you began,

<p class="MsoNormal">beating me is a bigger obstacle then that Stone Wall that you ran,

<p class="MsoNormal">it’s over Dover, you caused terror in a town for a mere 25 hours,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re just a rip off of the one and only Slenderman, behold my powers

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<p class="MsoNormal">Dover Demon:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m standing by this tree so you can see I’m plotting my next move,

<p class="MsoNormal">I Arrived to this battle so I can beat you, your buddy Jeff approves,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a Demon you’re a overrated “nightmare” from a child’s mind,

<p class="MsoNormal">open your eyes Slender, wait, never mind, I forgot that you were blind,

<p class="MsoNormal">make some calamari out of you and Rake all your guts out of you,

<p class="MsoNormal">throw you in a coffin and get rid of the blood with your fancy shoes,

<p class="MsoNormal">you outstretch a tentacle to some kid and you apparently comfort them,

<p class="MsoNormal">but then they realize that you’re a spawn and then they break you like a stem

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m every persons horror, you just terrorized three teenagers in the street,

<p class="MsoNormal">you look like Gollum and the Rake combined into a piece of grey meat,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re like a ghost, very few people have actually seen who you are,

<p class="MsoNormal">you might not even be a cryptid, you look like a man came out of that bar

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<p class="MsoNormal">Dover Demon:

<p class="MsoNormal">I swear on a stack of bibles that I, The Dover Demon, will kick you’re ass,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re like Adam and Eve specter from those drawings in Germany’s past,

<p class="MsoNormal">I struck a whole town into fear, you’re just a spawn of a fat internet nerd,

<p class="MsoNormal">now I know what your last words are cuz your myth and raps are now unheard

Who won? The Dover Demon Slenderman