User blog:Howtobeme/George Lucas vs John Lasseter

Well it's better a while since I went on this wiki. I doubt any of you remember me. My writing is shabby, it's been a while. But I hope you can enjoy this

Locations

George Lucas: Jakku

John Lasseter: Pizza Planet

???: On top of a building

???: Sitting in a desk

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!

George Lucas

VS

John Lasseter

Begin

George Lucas:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

I crafted a franchise that appeals to any age

But before I pass the mike to J.J. and let the Force Awaken

I’ll shoot first, now if I’m not mistaken

Cars 2 was rotten, so much focus on Mater

Stab through your gut with my saber like any of my haters

CGI faces so stony, clearly needs an edit

After Brave and the Good Dino we all said “forget it”

Ripping off Disney’s princesses? You clearly sold out

Your company’s more lost than Nemo, all Inside Out

John Lasseter:

Please, our reputation’s going Up, your backlash is Incredible

Jar Jar Binks and whiny Ani, unforgivable

Poor dialogue, boring meetings, screw the prequels

When it comes to animation there are no equals

We make adults cry, with our complex story lines

I have the higher ground, Lava some rhymes

Trade negotiations? Man, that such as let down

CGI ‘stead of puppets? Yoda looks like a clown

Hopefully Rey, Kylo, and Finn and can save your mistakes

Labeouf as Indy’s son? God-forsake

(The ground shakes and they hear a roar)

George Lucas: I’ve got a bad feeling about this....

Spider-Man:

With great power, comes great responsibility

But all your immaturity is just killing me

We Marvel at your creations, make us fans happy

Don’t be crappy like Chappy obsessed with making scrappies

Stan Lee:

Thanks Spidey, but I can take it from here

There are no strings on me, I’m the puppeteer

Lasseter, wake up, what happened to Infinity and Beyond?

You’re useless to Disney now, when they have Elsa and Olaf

Monster Inc. and Ratatouille days are over, now you have Finding Dory

So much for reclaiming your former glory

And Lucas, stop it with that midi-chlorian crap

The force is strong within some and just leave it at tha

You ruined my Howard the Duck, this just turned to Civil War

Imperial March away before I Hulk out and bring the gore

All I see in you two are issues compares to my novels

I may look like a fossil but like Henson, you’re simply awful

Who Won? John Lasseter George Lucas Spider-Man/Stan Lee