User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/Epic Rap Battles of Labtux: Laboratory Tuxedo vs Steamkiller

EEEEEEPIIC RAP BATTLES OF LABTUX!!!!

Laboratory Tuxedo VS Steamkiller!

BEGIN!

Labtux: Hell to the fuckin o, My Tailors and Scientists

Watch as I beat this guy with rhymes, not fists

I kill idiotic shits like you all day

You're plan is to kill people with steam, okay?

Seriously, you're a Dr.Eggman wannabe

You must be crazy if you wanna beat me

So, Labtux will beat the piss out of ya

Dude, I'm manlier than Jon Fuckin Na

Steamkiller: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present a autistic 10 year old

I have a flow that's hot and rhymes that are cold

Use my buzzsaw bomb to cut your ass

You think I'll lose? Sorry, I'll pass

You're insane with your SonicxSamus addiction

Let me stomp this bitch into fiction

I use steam to beat your ass, scum

I kill you, Headmaster Scraw and Anton, your weak ass chum

So, shut up before I shoot you in your head

You know what, I don't care. I'm gonna pump you with lead

Labtux: Did you know that this guy is a major douche

This guy is a idiot, that is the truth

I'm kind of iffy on even battling this guy

He may be terrible, but he's not going to die

Let the votes flow in for the 10 year old mofo

You're beaten and scratched up, Steamy, like the ERB logo

Steamkiller: Let me call Lauren and see if she's up for someone who's not a loser

I'll run your ass over in my steam cruiser

See, I'm gonna beat this guy faster than Sonic

He is a fan of ERB but he can't rap, that's ironic

Just dissing you gives me a kick

So, Labby, stop sucking Scraw's dick

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIC RAPE BATTLETOADS OF HISTORICALLY ACCURATELY LABTUX

BTW, post in comments for who won...i don't know how to make a poll

