User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokémon vs History News with Professor Sycamore



Welcome to the world of Pokéemon Rap Battles, Mon Chéri! My name is Sir Augustine Sycamore, however the “Sir” is silent. This world is filled with a ton of history, but to balance out all the history, we have Pokémon.

Are you ready for the adventure of your lifetime? Trés bien! Let me help you help me get a better understanding of not only Mega Evolution, but my adventures traversing the continent of kalos! Now, I’ll explain to you wonderful people the stories of my adventures.

My Voyage
This first mile of my journey has a certain charisma to it, a certain… je ne sais quoi. It’s like I’m being attracted towards these alluring characters, as if they are, say, pulling me towards them.

Ah yes, like one of my old vinyl tracks, this battle I partook in was Swinging. It’s like I’m travelling among the natives, breathing in their fiery air, as meaningful as a king. Ah, yes. How royally mystical this adventure was.

At this point in my journey, I was treading a dark path. It was deep, lonely… I felt a certain emptiness, like something in my life was missing. I escaped with every bit of my sanity in tact.

And then, I hit yet another point in my journey that was dark. But not dark like the last path, but more of a dark, spooky like pathway. I was in fear of my life, with eyes glaring at me from all corners of the way.

At this point, I was somewhat down, however, a pair of pokemon who seemed like best friends came across me on my new path, and I felt a certain joy. Like I was lifted up.

But then I had to ask myself why I felt that joy. The answer was: Wynaut?

In any case, nearing the end of my journey, I came across a suspicious looking man. He looked at me, then ran off. I still don’t know anything but his… codename.

As I managed my way back to Lumoise Town, I began to hear some rumors of a separate world to ours, one comprised of only pokemon. This intrigued me. Can pokemon mega evolve in that world without trainers? I then walked back into my lab to research this further.

In the end
That is my entire story, I hope you had an amusant time.

Au revoir, mes amis!