User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT Bonus 4 (Christmas Special): Rudolph vs. Bambi

Welcome to the (Belated) Christmas special for RBoAT!

I intended to releases this on Christmas, but I had too much to do that day. Also, I had a lot of ideas for Christmas special battles, including Jack Skellington vs. The Grinch and Jesus vs. Santa.

Let's get into this special battle!

"The most famous reindeer of all, Rudolph, and The Young Prince, Bambi, battle it out to see which cartoon deer is better."

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME!

RUDOLPH

VS.

BAMBI!

BEGIN!

Rudolph:
Do you think you stand a chance against the deer who save Christmas?

This battle will make you wish you were at rap practice.

The rhymes I spit are gold; yours are, at best, silver.

I'm Rankin high; I'll Bass you like a hammer.

I'm a timeless classic; you're just one of Disney's creations.

I bet you're Bumbling thanks to my verbal destruction.

Just like Santa, I'm Coming to Town.

You'll end like your mother: shot down.

Bambi:
Chill out, man, that was a pretty low diss.

I'm surprised it earned you no place on the naughty list.

Don't try to fight me; these aren't Reindeer Games.

Olive won't be only one laughing and calling you names.

You'll fail harder than your video game for the Wii.

I'll cut you even more than CBS or NBC.

This will go worse than you and Frosty's crossover.

While my sequel was decent, yours were total failures.

Rudolph:
With everything Disney owns, it's a wonder you're still relevant.

I've saved two holidays; you couldn't even save one parent.

Without nostalgia, you'd forever be a Misfit.

While There's Always Tomorrow, for you, this battle is it.

Bambi:
For someone who's traveled to time, your rhythm is lacking.

Heck, I stopped forest fires long before Smoky was appearing.

Let us not forget your film's implied moral:

"Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [Santa flies in front of the logo.] OF ALL TIME!

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * SMG4
 * Papyrus (Undertale)
 * J. Jonah Jameson
 * Mimikyu
 * AVGN
 * Villager (Animal Crossing)
 * Amy Rose
 * Star Butterfly
 * Shrek
 * Daft Punk
 * PewDiePie

Poll
Who won? Rudolph Bambi