User blog comment:Dark Cyan/CRB News with Hermione Granger/@comment-28938497-20150401102759

Fuck it. I'll tell you my first eight!

J.K. Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer

The Bronte Sisters vs the Mario Brothers

Dan Brown vs Faze Clan Illuminati 420 blaze it

Ambrose Bierce  vs Seusser (author of Jeff the Killer)

Katie Price vs Snooki (autobiographies)

Homer vs Homer

Dav Pilkey vs Roald Dhal ft. Captain Underpands and the BFG

E. L James vs Fanfiction.net