User blog:SkeepTieel/Shia LaBeouf vs Iron Will. ERB:PvA Season 1 Midseason Finale

oh you thought this would be DHMIS vs MLP

no fuck you jack

I was in the middle of writing one of these horse battles until I got a message from the mememaster VinnyO suggesting Shia LeBeouf vs Iron Will

i had to fucking do it

JUST DO IT

I'm sorry, no more memes for me today

So, to keep you satisifed for like two minutes and to get me more writing time, I wrote this terrible battle in twenty seven minutes.

Horse battles are on hiatus until December plz an thxn yay

Thanks to Jack for making sure this battle doesn't suck

damn I should really add external links for those weird references

nah

Cast
Hannibal Lecter as Shia LaBeouf

Tobuscus as Mini Minotaur Taur

John Cena as John Cena (cameo)

Beat
Kustom - Krayater

http://picosong.com/SjnW/

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING

SHIA LABEOUF

VERSUS

IRON WILL

BEGIN

Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf makes his debut when he punches Holes in you

This ain’t the Rainbow Factory, but I’ll make your fears come true

Man, a doormat pushed you over, what makes you think you can face my Fury?

This steroid induced goat should be the least of my worries

I’ll mush this Stoneman into pieces, you’d better write your Iron Will

You’ll meet your Fixture of Fate, when you’re affixed to my grill

Calling yourself a motivator when you just have anger issues

Refute your utter bull and then Put Down more than just a hoof

Iron Will
Hah! Treat me like a pushover and get the once over

With the most obnoxious meme ever, this will soon be ogre

You’re a Shia shyer than Fluttershy, what has the meme culture come to?

Even Stevens would Shia LaPoof away at the sight of you

You look so constipated when you rant about motivation

You’re isolated, not famous anymore, while I travel around the nation

I’m the most masculine minotaur Equestria has ever seen

I guarantee that by the end of this, you’ll be green as your green screen

Shia LaBeouf
Tryin’ to beef with me, Mr. T? You got a bigger ego than Trixie

Give you a solid beating worse than when you were beat by a tree

You must be kiddin’ if a kid can carry you with no difficulty

I doubt your cynical activities that you call your speciality

Iron Will
You think I’M kidding? You directed for Kid Cudi’s cannabis music vid

This cannibal should can it, or else I’ll leave him decapitated

Prancing like a discount Hulk Hogan, Iron Will has seen goats more provokin’

Your victory taken by me, like those apology quotes you’ve stolen

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC...

(yeah!)

RAP...

(JUST DO IT!)

BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHIII-

(JOHHHNNN CENAAAAAAAA)

omfg

Poll
WHO WON?! Iron Will Shia LaBeouf

One Nail is different from the rest! Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail NaiI Nail Nail Nail Nail Nail