Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 70/@comment-208.114.92.137-20170104081205/@comment-24328089-20170104083340

1. Hair for teeth. Shave it, or put dentures over it.

2. Sandpaper. I'll use the non-abrasive side.

3. Puke slugs. Duh. Can you imagine how painful option A would be?

4. Hmmm.... no elbows. Most of my hobbies require me to be on my knees.

5. Just give me the bowl and get it over with. I feel like if I chose the other option, I'd be begging for a bowl after a few weeks.

6. If you didn't sneeze for a year, you'd have a really gross nose. So i'mma say "something" in my eye (and that something is tear fluid :) )