User:Awesomesix

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.

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Intro= "Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain, an asshole. That role, I think I succeeded fulfilling."

- Eminem

"I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!"

- Harry Potter

"*DHNEU*I\v"

- Loyg blocking CE

"adasdasd"

- EA Customer Support

Hello, my name is Conner, but you can call me A6, Asix, Six, Awesomesicks, Asicks, Cjoeb, or 6. Just DO NOT call me Connor, please. Just don't.

Stuff you should know about me:


 * I also like Your Favorite Martian, Hoodie Allen, Skrillex, Ellie Goulding, Dj Earworm, Eminem, AWOLNATION, and Gorillaz.


 * My favorite things to watch are The Muppet Show, One Piece, and Gravity Falls.


 * My favorite games to play are G-Mod, Minecraft, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Left 4 Dead 2, and Team Fortress 2.


 * My favorite movies are Toy Story 3, Despicable Me 2, Gravity, and the LEGO movie.

Well, that's some stuff to get you started on this, I guess. Just use the tab crap to go through the pages, or use the table at the bottom to see my two series, Total Drama ERB and Awesome Rap Battles. Or fuck off. It's your choice.

Winners=

I'm not concerned about this part.


 * 1) John Lennon "Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free!"
 * 2) Darth Vader "So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?"
 * 3) Abraham Lincoln "I won the Civil War with my beard. Now I'm here to whoop your ass!"
 * 4) No one This battle wasn't great.
 * 5) No one Same as above. No clever lines.
 * 6) Ludwig Van Beethoven "My name is Beethoven, mother fucker! Maybe you've heard of me!"
 * 7) Stephen Hawking "I'm a super computer. You're like a TI-82."
 * 8) Genghis Khan No explanation needed.
 * 9) Napoleon Bonaparte "You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang."
 * 10) Ben Franklin "It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!"
 * 11) Tie Both were great.
 * 12) Dr. Seuss Eh, 50/50.
 * 13) Mr. Rogers "Get right back in your van, get the fuck outta my neighborhood."
 * 14) Christopher Columbus "I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!"
 * 15) Tie Close call.
 * 16) Darth Vader "I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp."
 * 17) Tie Both were awesome.
 * 18) Wright Brothers This battle was average.
 * 19) Tie Great battle, hard to choose.
 * 20) Cleopatra I dunno, just... uh... something. (bpf)
 * 21) HAL 9000 "I'm sorry, Bill, I can't let you do that." And the "that" is win.
 * 22) Freddie Mercury All the lines. Frank may have done well, but Mercury killed it.
 * 23) Tie (except Abe) Abe was no. Why?
 * 24) Dr. Who "Actually, if you don't mind, it's just the Doctor."
 * 25) Clint Eastwood "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
 * 26) Sherlock & Watson "Ohhh!"
 * 27) Moses That flozizzle fo rizzle, mah shizznizzle.
 * 28) Tie I don't want to be sexist ;-;
 * 29) Gandhi "I am celibate because I don't give a fuck."
 * 30) No one Bias out the i-ass.
 * 31) Tie Too beautiful.
 * 32) Tie Ditto.
 * 33) Vladimir Lenin Dat flow on speed 2.0 tho.
 * 34) Darth Vader & Boba Fett That drop did it for me.
 * 35) Tie Too tough to decide.
 * 36) Miley Cyrus Less annoying in the battle.
 * 37) Bob Ross "Hey, Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat."
 * 38) Tie Can't decide.
 * 39) Team ghosts Well, even Scrooge agrees.
 * 40) Walter White "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife!"
 * 41) Goku "One more Superman that's never gonna walk again."
 * 42) Tie Too tough to decide.
 * 43) Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson Tyson killed it.
 * 44) William Wallace (ew)
 * 45) The Renaissance Artists "I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit. Oops."
 * 46) Tie Can't decide.
 * 47) Tie "Oh! Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore you trying to flow yo?" etc.
 * 48) Zeus Just more threatening sounding. Plus, you can't win with "Swallow my babies." You can't.
 * 49) Tie Both were 2spooky4me.
 * 50) Oprah Winfrey Ellen is annoying in my opinion.
 * 51) This battle's a huge tie I liked all of them.

Favorite to least favorite=
 * 1) Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde: 9.8/10
 * 2) Goku vs Superman: 9.7/10
 * 3) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter: 9.7/10
 * 4) Master Chief vs Leonidas: 9.5/10
 * 5) Mozart vs Skrillex: 9.5/10
 * 6) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe: 9.5/10
 * 7) Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock: 9.5/10
 * 8) Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters: 9.4/10
 * 9) Lance Armstrong vs Babe Ruth: 9.3/10
 * 10) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye: 9.2/10
 * 11) Blackbeard vs Al Capone: 9/10
 * 12) Artists vs TMNT: 9/10
 * 13) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley: 8.7/10
 * 14) Zeus vs Thor: 8.7/10
 * 15) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3: 8.5/10
 * 16) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: 8.5/10
 * 17) Gandalf vs Dumbledore: 8.2/10
 * 18) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers: 8/10
 * 19) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury: 8/10
 * 20) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who: 8/10
 * 21) Rasputin vs Stalin: 8/10
 * 22) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali: 8/10
 * 23) Rick Grimes vs Walter White: 8/10
 * 24) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin: 7.5/10
 * 25) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe: 7.5/10
 * 26) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King, Jr.: 7.5/10
 * 27) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso: 7.5/10
 * 28) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler: 7/10
 * 29) Justin Bieber vs Ludwig van Beethoven: 7/10
 * 30) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates: 7/10
 * 31) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc: 7/10
 * 32) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny: 6.8/10
 * 33) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga: 6.5/10
 * 34) Napoleon vs Napoleon: 6.5/10
 * 35) Mario bros vs Wright Bros: 6.5/10
 * 36) Moses vs Santa Claus: 6.5/10
 * 37) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2: 6.2/10
 * 38) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly: 6/10
 * 39) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare: 6/10
 * 40) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD: 6/10
 * 41) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney: 6/10
 * 42) Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee: 6/10
 * 43) Adam vs Eve: 6/10
 * 44) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes: 5.9/10
 * 45) Columbus vs Captain Kirk: 5.8/10
 * 46) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris: 5.5/10
 * 47) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking: 5.5/10
 * 48) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison: 5.5/10
 * 49) Oprah vs Ellen: 5.5/10
 * 50) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il: 5/10
 * 51) George Washington vs William Wallace: 4/10

Best & Worst Rappers=

BEST RAPPERS

Mr. Rogers

Dat flow.

Master Chief

Gave more tea-bags than Lipton.

Freddie Mercury

Kiss his ass, everyone.

Vladimir Lenin

Flow on 2.0.

Blackbeard

Yargh.

Al Capone

Flow like a pro.

Bob Ross

Too happy for me

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Boo? More like WHOO! I'll sit in the corner now.

Goku

Loved his verses.

Edgar Allan Poe

Poe's flow blows minds. I couldn't make that rhyme. Oh my.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Put the "swag" back in science.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Loved his part.

Romeo & Juliet

<3 (I think only Wonder and Tiger will get this)

Bonnie & Clyde

Fired off some BARs.

Hannibal Lecter

Puts the flow-tion in commotion. (bpf)

Jack the Ripper

Oi mate, that's the Ripper, Dan Bull's a... uh... great rapper

Quentin Tarantino

Wax tho.

Stanley Kubrick

One of my favorite rappers.

Michael Bay

I'll jizz over whatever I want, Kazemon... I mean... uh...

WORST RAPPERS

Chuck Norris

Shut up with him already.

Lady Gaga

Ew.

Sarah Palin

Ditto.

Hulk Hogan


 * 1) 132

Justin Bieber

Hahano.

Albert Einstein

Eugh.

Easter Bunny

Why?

Napoleon Dynamite

Gosh, that was bad.

Captain Kirk

Beam him out, Scotty.

George Washington

Worse than the Easter Bunny, and Bieber.

William Wallace

Only slightly better than Washington.



Awesome Rap Battles (my series)= Awesome Rap Battles is a series written by Awesomesix. It is based on 2 or more characters, fictional or real, rapping against each other with the purpose of winning. There is currently 3 seasons. It started on February 2nd, 2014 with Eminem vs Chris Brown.



Season 1 '''
 * 1) Eminem vs Chris Brown
 * 2) George Washington vs Captain America
 * 3) Morgan Freeman vs Samuel L. Jackson
 * 4) Beethoven vs Ray Charles
 * 5) Snoop Dogg vs Louis Armstrong
 * 6) Monkey D. Luffy vs Blackbeard
 * 7) Joseph Stalin vs Superman
 * 8) Guy Fawkes vs Bane
 * 9) Dr. Dre vs Martin Luther King, Jr.
 * 10) Tupac Shakur vs Bach
 * 11) Dr. Phil vs Sigmund Freud
 * 12) '''Bill Nye vs Carl Sagan (Finale)

Season 2
 * 1) Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter
 * 2) Batman vs James Bond
 * 3) Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
 * 4) King Henry VIII vs Bill Clinton
 * 5) Marilyn Manson vs Ozzy Osbourne
 * 6) Freddie Mercury vs Michael Jackson
 * 7) Isaac Newton vs Steve Jobs
 * 8) Dexter Morgan vs Jack the Ripper
 * 9) Kurt Cobain vs Jimi Hendrix
 * 10) Roronoa Zoro vs Alucard
 * 11) Carl Gauss vs Archimedes
 * 12) Julius Caesar vs John F. Kennedy
 * 13) '''He-Man vs Hermes
 * 14) '''George Washington vs Captain America II
 * 15) '''Solid Snake vs Erwin Rommel
 * 16) Eminem vs Elvis Presley (Finale)

Season 3
 * 1) '''H.P. Lovecraft vs Dr. Frankenstein
 * 2) Will Smith vs Hephaestus
 * 3) Gordon Freeman vs Sheldon Cooper
 * 4) Steve vs Villager
 * 5) Stephen King vs Stephen Hawking
 * 6) Kanye West vs Jay-Z
 * 7) Slenderman vs Jack Skellington
 * 8) William Shakespeare vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 9) Al Capone vs the Joker
 * 10) Mewtwo vs Lucario
 * 11) Survivors vs Ghostbusters
 * 12) Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood
 * 13) Sylvester Stallone vs Arnold Schwarzenegger
 * 14) Vlad the Impaler vs Elizabeth Bathory
 * 15) Sherlock Holmes vs Mystery Inc.
 * 16) Vanilla Ice vs Macklemore
 * 17) Blue's Clues Steve vs Peewee Herman
 * 18) Awesome Rap Battles 2.0 #46 (Finale)

Wiki friends=



Note that I don't hate anyone. For all you know. Shh.


 * 1) Plzer
 * 2) Aggron & King Boo Buddies
 * 3) Frie 2
 * 4) Coopoop
 * 5) Nazi
 * 6) Abnormal
 * 7) Loyf/Loygasm
 * 8) Lil smeel
 * 9) Left 4 Smeel
 * 10) TKK
 * 11) Woder
 * 12) Fgt #1 <3
 * 13) Fgt #2 <3
 * 14) Mini smeel
 * 15) Flear
 * 16) He's not bad
 * 17) Trent bby <3
 * 18) Confidence tho <3
 * 19) Breezy
 * 20) Wach

Gallery=

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