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'''Bear Grylls vs Les Stroud. Random Rap Battles of History. Season 1 Episode 2.'''

Beat

Battle
(0:00 - 0:11)

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BEAR GRYLLS

VERSUS

LES STROUD!!

BEGIN!

Les Stroud (0:11 - 0:33)

Welcome to an adventure with your leader Les Stroud

It's time to go kids, look at the clock.

Except one guy, in the very back,

speaking of backs, you broke your own back!

You parachuted in Africa and had a rough accident

You gotta learn from me, the Survivorman, then you'll be more excellent.

Writing novels for my fans, making music, I have so many talent, man!

I'm alone in the wild, by myself, killing animals with my own bare hands!

Bear Grylls (0:33 - 1:06)

I may have broke my back, but I came back tougher.

My raps are very dangerous and you're about to suffer!

My looks are manly, but yours is wild

Let me teach you Bear Grylls's ways of survival.

I have balls of steel, four of them. I counted them all, not lying Les!

You can't mess with the best who climbed Everest, look at your face, you look depressed!

You film yourself alone, that's good for you, Mr. Stroud!

But one day you're gonna end up in the woods lost.

Your TV show bores me, I entertain my viewers!

It's Man vs Wild, bitch, fuck the reviewers!

And you know what, mate, I hope Bigfoot rapes you.

You don't have as many balls my whole camera crew!

Les Stroud (1:06 - 1:17)

Speaking of Bigfoot, all those sightings are just fake.

It's just your wife in a costume, mate, and we banged!

I'm deeply sorry for roasting you so bad, the look on your face, ha, oh man.

You look so mad, I'm sorry lad, it's not my fault you are so trash.

Bear Grylls (1:17 - 1:28)

Don't lie, mate, you're making yourself look even more stupid.

Say one more thing about my wife and I'll go all ruthless.

Survivorman is just a ripoff of Man vs Wild

You may be older, but bitch please, you're my only child.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RANDOM!

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BATTLES...

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HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTORY!

Who Won? Bear Grylls Les Stoud