User blog:Andrew0218/Winston Churchill vs Benito Mussolini - Dem Epic Rap Battles

Season finale. Sort of.

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

WINSTON CHURCHILL!

VS!

BENITO MUSSOLINI!

BEGIN!

Winston Churchill:
Winston Churchill is here, ready to serve this Italian crap

You’re about to lose again in this War of rap

Just admit it, we defeated you during World War II

I’ll destroy Mussolini with killer rhymes, call this a verbal coup

America’s my best friend while you got Japan on your side

There’s no chance of the Axis winning against the Allied

When I start to rap, you know my rhymes will be sick

You lost all your power and started to suck Hitler’s dick

And as the Prime Minister of the UK, I demand this man to be crushed

And then I have nothing to offer but toil, tears, sweat, and Italian blood

Benito Mussolini:
Churchill out, dude, and maybe go back to actually helping the United Kingdom A man like you could never understand my wisdom

They say you’re great, but you’re nothing but a British chump

I’m about to murder you again, call this Operation Long Jump

You better prepare yourself, for I spit Raps of Steel

Just like your face, your rhymes do not appeal

Give up now, Churchill, you will be crushed when I start to dis

I’m gonna beat you so hard, you’ll stutter like King George VI

Il Popolo d'Italia, I’ve served this British so-called leader

Sorry, Churchy, but when compared to me, you’re just way weaker

Franklin D. Roosevelt:
I might be sitting in a wheelchair, but I can still kick your ass

I finished off Japan, Mussolini, and you are next!

You murdered yourself, your policies caused your country’s dismiss

And you are way worse than the economy I had to deal with

You doomed Italy in war with your misdirection

Do the ‘I’s in your name represent doubly symmetric I-section?

Happy Days Are Here Again, after I’ve defeated this Muss

Who caused a chaos, lost in a war and still thinks he’s tough

This fascist has been defeated with my golden words

Beat you now, and I still beat you three more terms!

Adolf Hitler:
Der führer is here to school your American bum

One nuke here, another nuke there, and your leadership is DONE!

Franklin Dick Roosevelt, you are hardly a politician

Try fighting me and I’ll give you another Great Depression

So Sieg heil! Now shut up and take my commands

Hearing your bad rhymes, now that’s Mein Kampf

You know that you can’t win when you step to this emcee

If a countdown bomb can’t kill me, how can you murder me?

You say I’m a bad leader? Well you’re the one who’s talkin’

And I would have won the World War If it weren’t for Stalin!

Winston Churchill:
You failed your own country in WWII, got caught and got shot

And now you’re nothing more than a piece of meat in the butcher shop

Hitler, you didn’t win this battle, I think you just misunderstood

Because you failed even harder than that Beer Hall Putsch

Benito Mussolini:
You think you’re the best leader? I’m afraid that’s not True, Man

Even Hirohito did a better job ruling Japan

Churchill, you can’t defeat me, you died because you stroked

You’re just like your cigars, ‘cause you just got smoked

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt Benito Mussolini and Adolf Hitler