User blog:Riddler Dash/The Phantom of the Opera vs The Mask







BEGIN!

Aye-Yo there! Stanley Ipkiss in the house!

Here to take down this masked creep in a blouse

This “thespian” says he has a movie with Gerard Butler

Yet he never even shows his face like The Once-Ler!

Your play is so boring that it makes me wanna hurl

I’d rather be watching that weird ass Tubgirl

"Angel of Music”? Ha! More like Angel of Death

Especially when someone smells you’re wretched breath!

If you try to battle against me, then you’re just a fool!

You’re just a green-faced version of Deadpool

I’m a theater legend! What are you Mister Ipkiss?

Just a psychopath with a sequel equivalent to Gorilla Piss!

Comparing us would be like a pleasant smell to an awful stench

Especially looking at the demented cousin of The Grinch!

But while I do respect that you helped the start of Cameron Diaz

I’m curious to know why you look like a bunch of Green Jizz! Now calm down there Erik, There’s no need for that

When I can especially call your so called girl fat!

Christine: Hey!

Andrew Lloyd Webber couldn’t do nothing to help you

I bet your author is disappointed eh Mr. Leroux?

Oh why so serious? You need to be a little zany!

And not be played by that bore Lon Chaney

While you waste your time trying to terrorize ladies

I’ll be chillin with the babes in mah big pimpin mercedes!

Why am I listening to you? I’m a musical kingpin!

At least I didn’t star is Mr. Popper’s Penguins!

Cuban Pete isn’t even that great of a song

But I guess you’ll just say that i’m just-

The Mask: WRONG!

Exactly!

I don’t need to rap battle with this freakish green possum

I could be chilling with that sexy Emmy Rossum!

I would wish you good luck in these lyrical brawls

But I’m just gonna say “Suck My Spicy Meatballs!”

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who Won Knaves?? Phantom Mask

A couple things

1. This is my first rap battle and I hope you enjoy all while no trolls please

2. I understand TK already did this and I'm really sorry bout that!

3. Thank you Wonder for the badass cards!

4. ITS A THREE HEADED NARWHAL!... Wait...