User blog:DrTurtle628/Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros 3: Kirby vs Jigglypuff

It's been a while since I posted one of these, so here's the third one: Kirby vs Jigglypuff

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4nOH-yPHRY

Battle
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS RAP BATTLES

KIRBY

VS

JIGGLYPUFF

GO!

Kirby

This Super Star's about to lay waste to a Fairy

I'm a Nightmare from Dreamland cause my rhymes are so scary

I'll Steel the show from ya so Poisonous you'll be in stitches

Diss you once for each one of my 8 inches

You're so full of hot air you can Puff Up full of it

I'll pop you like you lost your shield cause you can't take a hit

Don't count on me listening to your whole rap

It's put me to sleep, I could use a nap

Jigglypuff

Allow me to sing you the song of your defeat

All you're good for is sucking- literally

Your raps are worse than your games, you're out of lives, you lost

You won't get the chance to heal against me, the final boss

Why don't you go on a diet, don't eat everything in sight

And lay off the cake, if you want to stay in flight

I'll beat ya Black and Blue you know you aren't the best

I'll get Jenny to jail you for resisting a Rest

Kirby

I'd unleash a Mass Attack but that won't be needed

I'll throw a ball at your face and you'll be defeated

Throw your raps Right Back At Ya and you back to PokeWorld

I gotta ask Oak's question, are you a boy or girl?

Jigglypuff

Sakurai was right to leave you behind

I'm shocked you made up verses instead of copying mine

Even your animal friends don't want anything to do with you

You won't see a Return to Dreamland anytime soon

GAME!

THE WINNER IS... YOU DECIDE!