User blog:CapcomGuy/Jay Leno vs Conan O'Brien

Epic Rap Battle Of History

Jay Leno

Vs.

Conan O'Brien

Jay Leno:

please help me welcome tonight "very special" guest

here conan o'brien, who carrer a mess,

now conan, i got to ask, why did you named your show after yourself?

is it because your just a failur while my DVD are flying off the shelf

and plus, why the fuck is your band name the basic cable band

that just lame man, i bet you don't have any fans

your nothing but an orange-hair wannabe

while i'm the best MC on NBC

Conan O'Brien:

ladies and gentlemen, tonight, we got an excellent show

here the fail late night talk show host, please welcome Jay Leno

now, let me ask you something about that last verse

do you really want everyone to think you are the worst?

and who are you calling a wannaba? you stole bill clinton looks

Your just as bad as any of these fail coffice-table books

they should hired me, because your wasting NBC money

now I'll be here representing TBS, very funny

Jay Leno:

now conan, you were a writer for the simpson, is that correct

you fail at that tooevemn, that why you left

you got the hair of a troll and the voice of one direction

just from your last verse, i may call a non-fan correction

Between you and me, i'm be the true victor

just face it, your nothing without andy richter

Conan O'Brien:

you bring up an excellenct point.

you think you will win, well sorry to disappoint

so get ready, because your about to be told

i bet even larry king call you old

when i left NBC, all they had left was trash

you'll be in the poor house, while i got cold hard cash

Who Won? Jay Leno Conan O'Brien