User blog:MrAwesome300/Jack Black vs. Jack White. Epic Fan Battles of History 7.

'Sup guys, it's me, MrAwesome300. It's a new EFB, and it's about freakin' time. This battle is between comedian and awesome guy Jack Black against American musician Jack White.

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY! JACK BLACK! VERSUS! JACK WHITE! BEGIN!

Jack Black: Damn, am I battling the impersonator of Johnny Depp?

I agreed to battle you, but now I feel too awesome to accept

Like Nacho Libre, I'm gonna slam you lyrically, then toss you in the air

Go cuddle up next to Beck, I can sense you getting scared

You're a skadouchebag, Meg left you because she fell in love with me

People don't even know The White Stripes, but we all love Tenacious D!

Jack White: You fat unfunny scum! Go back to Orange County

Get locked up in Comedy Jail, call Michael Cera up for bounty

I don't even need Meg, I got a dozen other bands

What you have? You're Gulliver, traveling badly designed foriegn lands

Tenacious D is like The Lonely Island on crack

I went to see your movie Bernie, and it was full of crap!

You're a Blunderbuss, not funny and you have no talent at all!

You steal jokes from other guys, Carrey and Ferrell just called!

Jack Black: Woo, that was bad, you need to visit the School of Rap

I listened to your album White Blood Cells, then I used it to wipe up my crap

I'm a sucker for slapstick comedies, and some of my movies might have sucked

But your collaboration with Alicia Keys made me want to go throw up!

Jack White: You got your start in The Cable Guy, and that movie was pretty weird

You're like the copycat of Michael Moore, a living piece of lard with a sloppy beard

I'm the Slash of my decade, you're like the embarassment of our generation

Where have you been for the past few years, I've been a rock sensation!

Who won? Jack Black Jack White