User blog:Alexome/Dirty Fap Battles of History Alfred Hitchcock vs Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg

Picture a pedophile siting next to a projector

Learning from the kids to become a much better raper

Now, picture a 3 billion wet dream machine

Who cock block bust all over your hump fucker scene

Try to fuck with me, Alfred, I will make porno

I'll fuck that pussy and fuck your Lifeboat

I'm Always cumming on top of my game I get the pussy tho

My dick is in The Butthole waiting for me to get my menstraul cycle

I love cock and the Academy and the DGA

You fuck ass with many Oscars that fuck Micheal Gay

Text me next time you're filling up that hole with dildo so that we can play

Check me out next with a whore and my next big gay

I rape cartoons and rape kids of all ages

You fuck Jimmy Stewart fucking one of two faces!

Baby next time I see your tits you'll be a shit more gracious

Now kiss my butthole and suck my penis

Alfred Hitchcock 

That was a cock encounter of the pedo blinds

But there won't be a pussy orgasm this time

Half your penis should go cum John Williams

Now jerk yourself as I feel my penis

I'm that raper…of suspense it gets intense

No protection against my cock once he presents

The thrill is enormous orgasms a brilliant performance

You're more whoribble than Megan Fox's fucking sperm donors

Cumon shrimp pussy and Muppets to stir the shit up

I squeeze semen out of chocolate szizzurp

I'm the best fucking mammas ever stood behind the vagina

Damage panderers and hump you like the ass of Indiana

Quentin Tarantino 

Gut Gimme a asshole Stop fapping y'all

Alfred your just a pedophile stop fucking that dog

There's only 69 pornos I know you cummed

And I've seen more blood from a pussy when I stubbed my toe in one.

You tried to fuck in World Whore I but couldn't lick ass

The Bitch Army wouldn't let you have sex because your dick was to fat

Hook it cunt smell my true gas Wikipedia that

Now let me suck Stevens rack

Screw the Whore of the Worlds, that failure's why I fucked you

It looked like cum out of tits Michael Bay would ouze

Ask Mr Peabody "What's your favorite Diarrhea

He will fap to your favorite parts of your vagina

Drips that I dry hump ain't the…cleanest fuh

But when I dip mics in my penis Duck

Queertin Tarantino is a penis

A bad father fucker from the closet to the squeeze it

Stanley Kubrick

Penis is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it,

'Less you're Fucking Kubrick, then there's really nothing cumming to it.

Everything I do is amazing

Every single frame a painting made out of condoms,tampons and dildos vibrating

Do me and take me jerk it right, 127 times!

I'll make you learn to fuck me I will cum for my whole entire life

Like Cockwork make you all squirt beat off to Spielberg The Color Purple!

A.I. is the worst taste of assholes since the Ninja Buttholes

Micheal Bay

Asses are enough vaginas are what I want from every single one of you

Why don't I cum down there and show you how I fuck a shoe

I swoop low with that blow fuck Bruckheimer I work homos

If there's Juan thing I've learned, bitch, I love mother fucking cumming

I love all the hookers y'all, mother fucking cumming

Even fap to Mark Wahlberg when I'm mother fucking cumming

I love balls that are slop and got a few drops of that Got Milk cumming

Rose to The Cock now I got that cocks made of silk cumming

I ain't got that guilt cumming I love fucking ducks

I take my cheeks to Filthy Frank and I suck my nuts

I hump the people they love while the bitches say I'm evil

Got no time to smell stank ass perfume while I'm humping on the squirrel

Got a gifs from above and the smell of an butthole

When it cums to blowing jobs everyone is my pedo