User blog:Tkid115/Katniss Everdeen vs Wonder Woman- 115 Rap Battles Season 2

'''Here's my VERY long awaited battle that I've been promising for so long. To be honest, I don't know why this battle took longer than usual to write, but it did. And here it is. The battle between two female warriors who brought hope to their people: Katniss Everdeen of the Hunger Games versus Wonder Woman of DC Comics. '''

So, without further ado....

Beat: Katniss starts at 0:33

 '115 RAP BATTLES!!!!!  KATNISS EVERDEEN!'

VS....

WONDER WOMAAAAAAAAN!

BEGIN!



Katniss:

Who can stop this wonder-stripper from winning? I volunteer!

You’re chances of winning are as packed as your movie premiere!

I was trained in the Capitol! A perfect huntress; tactical!

While you get men to do your dirty work with a lasso that’s magical.

I’m a killer with a bow AND a mic. I’m graceful like a bird!

And beautiful like a Mockingjay’s songs. While your entire outfit should be blurred!

Princess Diana of Themyscira is sure to have been Themy-staken,

When she challenged me. I’ve been through hell worse than this, and I’m still not shaken!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Wonder Woman:

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Amazonians! (Hut!) Stand back! This one’s all mine.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">I’ll tear this bitch to pieces worse than the Hunger Games, 76 times!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">I’m a solo-warrior. You always need the help of a little Peeta-Pan.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Who bakes cakes. Oh I’m sorry. He’s just the Gingerbread Man.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Don’t forget this. You’ll rue this day more than the day that they killed Rue!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">I’d rather face your sister! Oh wait, I can’t! Because she’s dead, too!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">I hail from the Gods of wisdom and war, so now I have to call,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Out your name. There’s no way I’LL fall in THIS lyrical game!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Katniss:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! How dare you bring them up in that manner!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Get out of here! Give me a challenge! Like your boy-toy or Bruce Banner!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">This victory of mine will cause a sensation in the District,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">So how can you even hit me when you won’t be able to close the distance?!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Wonder Woman:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Watch your tone, peasant! You’re speaking to a daughter of Gods!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">This fight is not in your favor, not in your league, and not in your odds!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">I will win this! Just like all the battles that I’ve had prior!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Watch me spit this verse, and then we’ll see if you truly catch fire!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Katniss:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Out of all opponents that you’ve had, I bet I’m the most fearsome tribute!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">So what? Unbreakable gloves and big breast are your only attributes?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">I’ve dealt with acid, dogs, lightning so this battle’s like a vacation!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">You’re so dull! Unlike you’re comics, I’m the TRUE sensation!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Wonder Woman:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">It’s all based on my writing, girl! My power just varies!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">But in all versions, I’ll still slaughter you just like I do with Ares!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Just like you’re movies sequel, you and I fighting is NOT equal!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">So hold your fingers out! Not in tribute, but to say goodbye to your people!

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115 (HO!) RAP! (HOO!) BATTLES!!!!!! (HUZAAAAHHHH!!!)
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Who Won?! Katniss Wonder Woman