User blog:CaveJohnson333/V vs Che Guevara - Epic Rap Battles: Movies vs History

I CAN NOT DECIDE ON A FUCKING BATTLE JESUS CHRIST

I mean, first it was gonna be Magneto vs Malcolm X, but that was boring to research and didn’t really fit the theme of the series well

and then i was gonna do Joan of Arc vs Mulan, but didn’t feel like doing it

and i read watchmen and VfV and they were really good, so i was like “Are Watchmen and VfV more known for their movies?” and chat said VfV was, but not Watchmen

so VfV battle

deal with it

Thanks to mit for making the covers and title cards (tho i need him to link me them again cuz i switched computers and don't have the link anymore ;-;) and super special thanks to Grav for guesting as Che <3

connection is something about rebellions probably idk and idc

Nice Peter as V

Ten Second Songs as Che Guevara

EPIC RAP BATTLE: MOVIES VS HISTORY

V

VS

CHE GUEVARA

BEGIN!

V:

Voila! In view, a perplexing, vexing emcee of verbal anarchy

Vanquishing a vain vagrant such as thee, you’ll get viscerated by V!

My vernacular is versatile, vibrant and viable, while yours is merely vile

And once I’ve finished viciously vying with you, you’ll find your clothes line defiled!

I’ll put Castro in a cast, then burn your precious communist scum

Then vandalise your precious country, and blow it up for fun!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#783f04;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Maybe if you try hard enough, like your government, your raps will get better

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(120,63,4);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6666666666667px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:21px;">But until then, don’t mess with V, or we’re gonna have a vendetta

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,6,75);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6666666666667px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">Che Guevara:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ve heard you made bombs out of shit, so why didn’t your verse explode?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">Move aside, before I cut through your retarded ass faster than I did Mexico

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">The fresh smoker will put you through more fire than your bald whore did!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">So full of explosions your alias should have been the Michael Bay of Pigs!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">It took just one photo alone to make this commando known worldwide!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">While you hide behind the mask of a failure, too horrendous for sight!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">So if this licked V tries to deliver his self-tested poison to Che,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">I launch back hits so nuclear you’ll be saying more than Touché!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(120,63,4);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6666666666667px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">V:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(120,63,4);white-space:pre-wrap;">It appears as though you disregarded my advice

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(120,63,4);white-space:pre-wrap;">Such a petty pity, I thought perhaps we could play nice

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(120,63,4);white-space:pre-wrap;">But your raps have failed, just like your assassinations

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(120,63,4);white-space:pre-wrap;">You rule with an iron fist, while I motivate the nation

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(120,63,4);white-space:pre-wrap;">and when your country is raided by me and my Anonymous members

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(120,63,4);white-space:pre-wrap;">you will learn to remember, remember, the fifth of November

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,6,75);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6666666666667px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">Che Guevara:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">I spit tyranny in the face, oppressing you on the mic

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">You can’t execute it right, send over Creedy to try!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re a sexless Christian Grey! Tortured a girl into loving you!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll rip you apart faster than you do to the word “Who?”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your pack hides behind the screen knowing shit about politics

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;">Call me Valerie Page because this bloody V got licked

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE (ALSO I STILL CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DO A POLL)

EPIC RAP BATTLES Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici MOVIES VS HISTORY!<span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,6,75);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">BEGIN!