Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 58/@comment-25763997-20150916201825

So today I felt great because I said a few funny things.

First off, when we were ready to leave PE, some black kids were having a "rap" battle and some kid tried to rhyme "boy" with "boy" which makes no fucking sense. I muttered to myself "are you fucking serious?" and the kid obvously heard me and said "it's harder than it looks, bitch" I requested to do a 4-liner to him and he agreed. I even told him that I write my own raps so it's clearly gonna be better. He just ignored and they gave me a minute or so to think up some lines. Here's what I came up with:

"I may be white, but it's not like i'm arrestin' ya,

Don't let your incosistent rhymes get the best of ya,

Rhyming "boy" with "boy," that's kind of a stretch, isn't it?

If you flip your jersey on the side, it shows that your bullshit is infinite." (His football number is 8)

Also on the bus some kid started clapping for no reason and i replied, "this ain't an airplane, whitey!"