User blog:NightFalcon9004/J1coupe vs NightFalcon9004 - ERB Wiki Tournament Round 3

Here's your battle with me against Coupe and whatnot.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY

NIGHTHAWK

VS

J1COUPE

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Night:

A Mad Man With A Box is gonna be An Asian Raisin In A Paradox

It’s time to Coopay your tribute to the wiki rap leader, NightHawk

You may be the Doctor of our site, but I’m the Master of rhyme

I’ll have you as a Weeping Angel when I crush your soul till you cryin’

Attacks from you are like your parents’ driving: all hits and misses

Materialize out of this tourney cause I have killer TAR-DISSES

This Korean’s about to see a bombing like Hiroshima, so Allons-y in fear

Wouldn’t wanna be ya when I leave ya as rejected as a WC idea

Coupe:

It's time for The Darkest Night to end, for The Brightest Day shall begin,

against this mad bird who does nothing but get demoted? This'll be an easy win!

I'll get many votes as you bitched about Tesla, OVER NINE THOUSAND! (and one)

but I better not see you make a Petition against me when this battle's done!

You MexiCAN'T win, you have no rapping skills, just like your leadership,

don't act like a tough man, when Sierra's the balls in your relationship!

Don't even get me started how irresponsible you are, I mean, look at yo kids!

It's Operation Day Eagle 2.0, beatin' this cocky chicken just like Basalt did!

Night:

Sure, you may be a Supreme Leader, but it's MY advice you use

Knowing you'll lose, I'll run against you, but this time, you make MY shoes!

This Peruvian Tupac is serving two packs of whoop-ass

Destructive skills making Chrome crash, I'll be getting more votes Shoop has

I'll be the one to reign #1, J1, you're too late, son

Like taking an arrow to the knee, Jason, but more like a rap to the Shin

You Wanna Be The Guy to win? It's either herroin or rainbow weed you're smoking

I'm not joking when I say you'll be like your computer: broken