User blog:JKGame/Michael Myers vs Princess Luna: My Little Rap Battles

Welcome back to a new installment of My Little Rap Battles!

I could've published this battle on Halloween, but I wanted to end this season before October, so yeah, here it is. Can't believe this is already the penultimate battle. It feels like yesterday when I decided to start this whole series. Let's get started, shall we?

"Famous slasher from the Halloween franchise, Michael Myers, and princess of the night and the moon, Princess Luna, battle each other to see which Halloween/Nightmare Night icon who scared children and had a connection with their sister will come out on top. However, there are others who also have a beef with Luna..."

Battle
MY LITTLE RAP BATTLES!!!

Michael Myers:
Boo! Don't try to hide. I'm known to slaughter victims in their homes

All you do when you appear is fuel the bronies' hormones!

Got flow like H20, stab you with rhymes like my sister Judith

Mess with me, and feel my Curse as I become your new Tantabus!

Despite your fans, you're below me in terms of popularity

Jason? Freddy? Not even they could give me a run for my money!

My Return's being shown on the big screen, and it's getting rave reviews

While your movie got Shat-nered on even before the previews!

Princess Luna:
Was that a joke? I must be facing the wrong Mike Myers

May as well don your clown costume as your rep already got expired

How ironic. For your franchise to die, your Resurrection is what it takes

Then you came back like a Zombie only to die again from Rob's remakes!

Should've stayed mute. One thing thou won't be killing is this track

A shame that a scarier Halloween slasher is a child in a burlap sack

We hath connections with our sisters, but your obsession with yours is simply bizarre!

It's the Season of this Witch! This Boogeyman will be beaten, and I'll be yelling, "Huzzah!"

Neil Armstrong:
Not so fast, your majesty! In this battle, you won't reach your success!

'Cause here's one small verse for this man, one giant defeat for this princess!

First man on the moon, getting more views than you ever could on TV

Stick the American flag on your flank on behalf of my country!

You're the black sheep of the alicorns, getting overshadowed by your sis

My raps shine brighter than the sun, leaving even Luna Eclipsed!

I created a mark in American history, while you stalk fillies in their dreams!

So try stepping to me and it will go as well as Apollo 13!

Princess Luna:
A new challenger? I'll launch this astronaut back into his planet

What good is your mission if people believe it never even happened?

You're not so Arm-strong! I'm beating you by more than a lightyear!

Banishing you to the moon before you can stick your flag up my rear

Tell Houston you have a problem, which is your awful rapping

Even ERB themselves didn't use you because you were boring!

So moonwalk out of here along with your buddy Buzz Aldrin!

When it comes to space heroes, I'll just stick to Yuri Gagarin!

Slender Man:
You battled an astronaut and a slasher, but now here comes my Arrival!

Forget those two anyway, for I'll be your biggest rival!

Your Children of the Night are nothing compared to my proxies!

Bringing the heat like the fire at Stirling City Library!

Such a shame. You and your sisters always getting shifted aside

And relying on six measly ponies to save the entirety of your kind's lives!

You're nothing but a Royal Problem who got mad 'cause you got no attention

You've lost your Marbles if you think I lost! My rhymes sting harder than a Hornet!

Princess Luna:
You and your proxies are about as scary as a bad plate of spaghetti!

Got a feature-length film now? Sorry, but you're late to the party.

Perhaps if you had eyes, you would've seen that you're no longer relevant

How can you be frightening when people depict you as being pregnant?

You scatter eight pages. Bet none of them are good stories involving you!

I'll end this nightmare once and for all and send this stick figure to his doom!

Your glory days are over. People now only view you as an Internet trend

At least I didn't convince 12-year-olds to go and stab their own friend!

Artemis:
You're done for, princess! You're just another animal I'll hunt down soon

Bow down to Artemis, the goddess of the hunt and the moon!

You've got no fans. You only became popular because people pitied you

Got musical talent like Apollo, accomplishing things you could never do!

Speaking of Apollo, I don't need him to help me pound you into the dirt!

Your bronies stand no chance against me! I'm using to punishing perverts!

I'll shoot all your rhymes down like I did to the children of Niobe!

Your verses made so little sense they were pretty much Greek to me!

Princess Luna:
Another rapper? How many do I have to face?!

Perhaps if I...

(Suddenly the Tantabus appears next to Luna)

I think it's time. I am ready, Tantabus. Do your worst.

(Soon, the Tantabus proceeds to transform Luna. A few minutes later, she becomes...) ​​​​

Nightmare Moon:
FOOL! You really think you're the one who will beat this alicorn?!

Even Hera herself didn't want you or your brother to be born!

Your bow and arrow is nothing! I'll crush this pathetic maiden!

Give you more grief than when you shot your best friend Orion!

You call yourself the goddess of the moon?! You must've forgotten about Selene!

My chances of winning are bigger than your entire Greek family!

Remember this day, you fools, for it will be your last!

You all tried to step to me and FAILED! From this moment forth, all of your doom shall be cast! (Laughs)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

MY LITTLE-

(Thunder can be heard)

-RAP BATTLES!!!!

Poll
Who won? Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon Michael Myers Neil Armstrong Slender Man Artemis

Hint for the Finale
"??? is battling a high schooler!"

"Really? Is she hot?"

"How old are you now, ???, like 28?"

"I'm not playing your little games, kids."

"So you've been out of high school for like, 13 years, and-"

"I'm 23! 23!"

"And you're battling a high schooler? Not bad, not bad."

See more hints in the MLRB news, here