User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battle of Fiction number 2 - Katniss Everdeen vs Harry Potter

Welcome to my second battle. I wrote this whilst on holiday. My holiday was nice, just so you know, you probably don't care but I thought I'd share.

Fictional revolutionaries in modern books and films. The eponymous hero of the Harry Potter series takes on The Mockingjay, Katniss, from The Hunger Games.

Link Neal as Harry Potter

Jessi Smiles as Katniss Everdeen

Nice Peter as Haymitch Abernathy and Effie Trinkett (cameos)

Kai Berkman as Primrose Everdeen (cameos)

EPICLloyd as Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and Gilderoy Lockhart (cameos)

Katniss Everdeen

Vs

Harry Potter

KE: Let the Hunger Games

A: BEGIN!!!!

KE: Step into this arena you're about to be fooled

Send this dolt of a wizard straight back to his magic school

I'm a legend, believe it Potter, you'll never beat me

Crushing you in every district, from 1 to 13

When they go to different countries my books don't change their name

Now prepare to enter a very different type of game

You'll be moaning after this, like you're being reaped

I'm guessing this is the first time this celebrity has tasted defeat

HE: Step back Ron, Hermione, I don't need a hat to sort this out

Because Harry potter is the only one who's going to win this bout

You're a whiny little brat, can't decide who you love

Dithering over decisions..oh...too late you've been crushed

I'm a beacon of hope, fighting off the dark arts

You're a liar, a faker, I'll call you Gilderoy Lockhart

I killed a basilisk when I was 12 and a dark lord when I was a baby

One day you'll be happy....well....maybe

KE: This boy wonder has weak flow, combined with weak disses

Beating you as many times as Ginny's had kisses

Dean Thomas, Michael Corner, you're looking a bit jealous

This pathetic worm is getting murdered just like his parents

HP: I'M NOT JEALOUS!!! Ginny is Ron's sister

It would be wrong of me to hug her, let alone kiss her

See? I have morals, I don't play with boys heads

You only won your games thanks to Rue and Thresh

KE: You've crossed the line, don't bring Rue into this

Or I'll take a shot with my bow, and I never miss

I've got a Glimmer in my eye, you can Marvel at my flow

Finishing this battle with you saying Cat-oh no

HP: Harry Potters flying in on Gale force winds

My final verse winning me this battle like I caught the snitch

You're just a petty criminal who's been torn apart at the seams

Even Lavender Brown was sick at your pathetic love scenes

So defeat comes for this victor, run straight back to your village

Let me fly now, I've got to win a Games of Quidditch

Who won? Katniss Everdeen Harry Potter