User blog:The Jonie/Epic Cancer Rap Battles of Everything


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Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

JONAH PERETTI

VS

MARK ZUCKERBERG

BEGIN

Mark Zuckerberg
Nobody uses BuzzFeed anymore and that's a fact.

I don't wanna see an article about someone's ass

That watermelon exploded because you suck

I'm a sellout? Well, I don't give a fuck!

Your site plagiarizes, while my users poke.

BuzzFeed suck more cock than The Huffington Post

I'm a fucking boss, I made this site in a dormitory.

On how your famous at MIT, well that's a different story.

Jonah Peretti
Facebook's old now, BuzzFeed is the shit And The Huffington Post is the best site to talk about politics I play FarmVille, but my crops take a day to grow You won many awards, but you hacked profiles, though BuzzFeed is better than Facebook by a mile. Your site is just a huge magnet for pedophiles. Wanna know what today is? Quit Facebook Day! But at least you aren't dead like MySpace==Tom Anderson== Hey!==Mark Zuckerberg== Everybody on BuzzFeed "forgot their password."

When's the last time I saw a post on herbs?

Violet, Yellow, Blue, and Gray? What's next? Green?

I just beat the clickbait kings, (Oh shit!) BuzzFeed

Jonah Peretti
How are you gonna talk about colors when Facebook is blue?

Your filling isn't thrilling, saying "I'm better than you." Nobody can beat BuzzFeed, I'm rich of this shit. Mark Zuckerberg's ass whipping? Jonah Peretti likes this. ==Announcer== WHO WON?WHOS NEXT?YOU DECIDE EPIC *likes post* RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING