User blog:MetalFire/Edward Elric VS Shinji Ikari Rap Battle

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Shinji: This 4'11 reject Barbie boy will never be able to step up to the angelic pilot

I am the third child and the driver of Unit 01 Compared to you I'm an evangelion giant

Who thought it would be easy to diss this alchemist troll doll

Don't need the help of NERV to kick ass and win in this brawl

Hey Elric didn't ya know I'm gonna take your girl and rock her bell

You attack your enemy's with no planning are you missing a brain cell

I'll rust your metallic parts and crush your Bones to pieces

Every second of my Holy rhymes make your chancing of winning decrease's

Edward: How dare you call me a shorty your just a whiny fucking coward

You can't take a punch from an average school bully, I'm an alchemist who's overpowered

Shinji get back in the robot that's all your useful for

According to equivalent exchange when I kick your ass the outcome is you crying on the floor

Your Rhyme's are even more shitier then Gainax's animation budget

Whenever someone mentions driving the Evangelion you have enough tears to fill a bucket

I defeated my father with my strength and witt they say my victory's are quite metal

Hey at least I didn't jerk off to a comatosed German and that's not the only issues to settle

Shinji- Is that all you got I expected more from a man of your position

Getting rid of the scum on the earth and being a boss is the Ikari Tradition

Once I'm done with you you'll lose your body like your brother Alphonse

Don't you get that your Mustang's and Bradly's pawns

Elric be prepared to taste my deadly Rap bombs

My verse's were sicker then the sickness that killed your mom

Edward: Watch your fucking mouth you don't know what your talking about you scared child

Your weak in all the attributes and I take down my enemy's when they go wild

Your show is more Batshit Insane then the Tucker and when i take down Rei don't you dare beg

Did spitting rhymes against the fullmetal Alchemist cost you an arm and a leg

Imma tear your mind apart just like what happened to Asuka against the Angel

For your information I make the pony tail look good and I'm sure you got your lame do with gel

Who knew you got a hedgehog disease and How you stopped it all I don't got a clue ya alien

My work here is done to destroy this momless dick, Lets call this battle the End Of Evangelion Who Won Shinji Ikari Edward Elric