User blog:Loygansono55/Superman VS Goku

In this fanmade rap battle (perhaps the most requested battle ever), the Man of Steel, Superman, battles Goku, the main protagonist of the Dragon Ball Z series.

Cast
Nice Peter as Superman

Lloyd Ahlquist as Goku

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SUPERMAN!

VERSUS!

GOKU!

BEGIN!

Superman
Swooping down to save the day from this semi-simian freak,

I'll report your loss to the Daily Planet, it'll still be the headlines after a week,

Feel that Baltic chill? That's my ice breath, it's gonna Frieza solid,

All you do is eat, I catch criminals, and even return old lady's wallets

Looking for the Dragon Balls, you slut, you're the Dragon Vagina,

You ripped off Sonic the Hedgehog’s hairstyle, I shaped the superhero genre,

You're overrated, overused, and overly unoriginal, Son,

I'm superior, in every single aspect, you're outdone!



Goku
Before you can call yourself a hero, learn that your pants go under your tights,

You might be indestructible, but rapping is your Kryptonite,

You're merely a good Samaritan, I've saved the universe countless times,

Clark, you've got countless abilities, but you're unable to spit decent rhymes!

Your name's a lie, you're not Super, and that giant “S” doesn't stand for “Straight”,

And regardless of your inhuman speed, you're always going to be late,

I never quit my training, it's constant, day-out and day-in,

Better beware, because I'm gonna go SUPER SAIYAN!

Superman
Every time your strength increases, you looker stupider, that's an odd trade,

I never disappoint the people, I'm dependable, my era will never fade,

You achieved your strength after being trained by an old sex addict,

Spend four years charging up an attack, for it to not even connect,

I'm DC's best MC, you better respect me,

I've been gaining a reputation since before the forties,

Yield to justice this instant, that is my one and only demand,

And your queer levels surpass even my power, they're over nine thousand!

(Goku powers up to Super Saiyan mode, and begins rapping)

Goku
Don't make me laugh, Kamehahaha! I Kent believe what I'm witnessing right now,

You're touching your Smallville, while I'm Krillin' it on the mic, you better bow,

Man of Steel, I can melt you as if you were plastic,

Smash you like glass, make all your nerd fans go spastic,

I'm an epic phenomenon, make Japan go cray-Z, give them wet dreams,

When I unleash my Spirit Bomb, all of the fangirls scream,

I can travel on clouds, which is so much cooler than flying,

And now that you have lost, Supertears you will be crying!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEPIIIIIIC! RAAAAAAAAP! BAAAAAATTLES! OOOOOOOF! HIIIIIIIIIISSTOOOOOOORRRRRYYYYYYY!

Who won? Superman Goku