User blog:Tesla Man/Rap Battles Episode 4: Indiana Jones vs Hernan Cortes

(Beat|Begin at 0:21 [I MADE TIHS MAHSELF =D])

Jones

Hop on my bike you b*tch, lets go for a ride

But when you go with me, you need to swallow some pride

You can try to find gold, but that couldn’t end worse for you

Keep your a** off my turf or ill whip you in two

Your men are like snakes and I’ll burn every last one of ‘em

‘cause when I go treasure hunting it’s doesn’t take a millennium

Try to battle against me, welcome to the temple of Doom

Just like the Templar before you, you’ll all get entombed.



Cortes

It must be hard rapping a battle you’re sure to lose

Chasing Ancient Aliens, you got your History confused

You aren’t an archaeologist, you got a wannabe complex

Opening boxes release nothing but your bad special effects

You can’t keep a relationship, every girl is new

<p class="MsoNormal">But I guess with a dog name I shouldn’t expect much from you

<p class="MsoNormal">You just dug Holes in your movies so Shia LaBeouf could tag along

<p class="MsoNormal">Just go back with Chewbacca and fly away like you're Armstrong

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jones

<p class="MsoNormal">Try to stomp through America with your army for hire

<p class="MsoNormal">With your boat in pieces you forgot assembly’s required

<p class="MsoNormal">I f*cked up Hitler and I can bash with you too

<p class="MsoNormal">What’s wrong Senior Soulja boy? (Pause) Do I scare you?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Cortes

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re the gayest Boy Scout that I’ve ever seen

<p class="MsoNormal">Trying to steal from the big guys while you’re only fourteen

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a creepya** pedophile in all the movies you made

<p class="MsoNormal">But now its time for the Tomb Rader to end his Last Crusade