The Patreon Song

The Patreon Song is a song uploaded onto the ERB2 Channel on April 10, 2019. It was produced to announce the ERB Patreon page that opened that same day; and highlights some rewards for those who help.

Lyrics
(Peter is in blue, Lloyd is in yellow , and ERB crew members are in regular text, Pete and Lloyd together are in italics.)

Yo, it was five o' clock and I was making a Nespresso,

I was thinking to myself, you know, there's fans that want some special extra shit

that can't be seen by everybody that subscribes:

I'm talking about the fans who kept the rap battles alive.

And I was sitting at the coffee table cutting checks for rent,

and all the other bills we got since we went independent-

and I was like damn, I'm so glad we did this;

but damn we gotta run this whole business!

Yo Lloyd, check it out man, the mask came in! (sweet!)

Well this is the stunt mask, the other one is coming next week (what?)

It's so easy, we got a sweet deal, see?

We'll keep the whole costume under three G's, easy!

Three G's?! Easy!

Yo this isn't cool! (Hey this is very cool)

We still owe five to Atul! (True)

Speaking of that, I think we should do the makeup,

'cause it would be sweet to have a scar when you wake up!

We need some extra funds.

I think we need some extra minds.

I just wanna get this done.

We got so much to decide!

Like should the Red Baron really actually fly?

Dude. What man? You decide!

Pete, man, I'm with you, we gotta do this right;

but we can't spend all the cash! We still need to rent some lights!

Man, yo gotta see this Wendy's comment, this dude can write

If he could know the battles in advance that would be tight!

I've got an idea! (I've got an idea!)

We should start a Patreon!

We'll start a Patreon!

We'll start a Patreon!

We got a Patreon!

Yo in the George Carlin verse I want to say shit, fuck and jism

and I'm not trying to bow to no ads or algorithms!

Patreon!

We'll start a Patreon!

We got a Patreon!

We got a Patreon!

We'll have a special Discord where you can help us make decisions,

and livestream sessions where we answer your questions!

Patreon!

We got a Patreon!

We got a Patreon!

We got a Patreon!

Patreon!

General

 * Not including Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, this is the first original song posted on the ERB2 Channel.
 * Upcoming rappers referenced in the video include Wolverine, Che Guevara, Thanos, George Carlin and possibly the Red Baron.

Errors

 * The subtitles are slightly off centered throughout the entire video
 * In the line "Well this is the stunt mask" the subtitles say "Well this is just the stunt mask"
 * At 1:35, the subtitles say "We'll start a Patreon" when Pete and Lloyd say "We got a Patreon"