User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.44: Eratosthenes vs Optimus Prime

Here we go!

A brand new battle just for you.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ERATOSTHENES

VS

OPTIMUS PRIME

BEGIN!!!

Optimus Prime

Oh look, I'm battling against the man who invented primes.

But after this battle, you be calling me optimus rhyme.

It's the leader of the transformers taking on a guy who named after a crater.

You maybe smart at science and maths, but don't confuse me for a calculator.

But the rhymes I am spitting are as hot as an inferno.

With all your mathematical skills I thought you would know,

That my theme tune is jazz and you can't deny that.

Enough with your silly digits, let's settle this in combat.

Eratosthenes

It's me, Eratosthenes and there more than meets the eye.

Go transform back into a truck as you're a robot in disguise.

I dominate the earth, while calculating the circumference.

I'm a top mathematician, just check my books for reference.

You claim to have excellent leadership, but you are only rank ten,

And your stories get boring when you're fighting Megatron again.

Let's talk about your movie series, that been a failure since the first broadcast.

You've had number of different generations, but this will certainly be your last.

Optimus Prime

Red Alert, those lyrics did not sit well with me.

Father of geography? Ha! You're just a Pythagoras wannabe.

You getting scared, E, just like parkinson, you're gonna to tremble.

But I'm gonna take you out with my massive gun, Autobots Assemble.

Eratosthenes

You're getting me annoyed, just like a fucking bumblebee.

Quick! Primes before 10. 2, 5, 7 and 3.

While you are still in Beta, I'm god just call me the primary,

Boss. So you better shut up before I use you for creating binary.

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

