User:RainbowYoshi10

This is an idea for a rap battle I made. If you can or can't find someone who looks like me, I'd be glad to help make this a real thing.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! KEVIN HART VS JACOB FRANKENFIELD! BEGIN!

Kevin: Loooong tittie no nipple ass having bitch! If you knew the first thing about comedy, YOU'D be fuckin' rich! You're a drawfag nerd, I'm comedy gold. Your Facebook friends are most likely 48 years old!

You say you were popular when you were in school? Ha! Saying shit like booty doesn't make you cool. I'm about to turn that gummy smile into a frown! So ya better be prepared, for it's about to go DOWN.

Jacob: This ain't Comedy Central, it's fucking reality. At least I don't make jokes of bestiality. Your rhymes are just like those of Officer Snooty, so if you got a problem, you can suck a booty!

You might be a legit comedian, but I don't care for your act. You're a midget, I'm taller than two of you stacked.

Kevin: Shut up, or I'll fill your face with a gallon of helium. But that makes no sense... You know, forget it. Meet Katt Williams!

Katt: Hey, motherfucker, if you know of a good choice, you should leave or I'll pull the nerd right out of your voice. You're ugly enough to make Nicki Minaj's eyes bleed. And to be honest, you're worse than an STD.

Jacob: An STD? That's the last thing I'd need to worry about. You got rejected by the fucking Girl Scouts! So shut it, or I'll throw the two of you into a roadside ditch. This battle's over anyway, so good riddance, bitch.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC– *Jacob throws a tv* SHUT UP!!! ....rap battles of history.