User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence Redux 2: Earth vs Lightning

Before the Battle!:
Yes as we all know yesterday my ban ended. I'm very excited to be back AND bring you this. The match up is nothing special. We've seen these two go at it in fiction and irl. BUT I wanted to do a basic to take a break away from all the complexity. The next battle won't be such a simple match up. BTW if this gets enough votes I'll be showing my own version of "Chisel this" to you guys. Oh one last thing I had a blast making this.

Settings:
Lightning: Thunderstorm background

Earth: Rocky canyon background

Earth vs Lightning
Earth

vs

Lightning

BEGIN!

Earth:
This bastards bout' to get grounded

Its opponent's well rounded

You're bound to lose, you're as low as your own sound

Crushed and crunched send you crashin' to the ground

Suffocate this harmless spark it was overpowered from the start

Do a split instead, because its pointless to shoot lightning arcs

I reign supreme, so I won't take it easy on a small fry

From the beginning to the end you couldn't survive my grind

Lightning:
Let me break it down to you on the real

I got the skill so ill. I'm shakin' your hills

You get broke everday. You couldn't stop atmospheric intrusions

Squirming in torment? Sounds like you got abysmal illusions

You may have the power, but you do not have a mind!

You're slow, overblown, and you're never on time!

I guess you could say I'm triple A!

So great there's gods that prasie my name

The Earth is a big recycled pile of rocks and vines

There is no equator cause' I just crossed the finish line

Earth:
It doesn't matter how fast you are, cause' I'm incredibly hard!

Disregard your blast when hit, it's instant discharge

Maybe you should look at the chances and do the math

You can't combust or bust this rock in your path!

Face the facts, you're out maxed. I'm off the tracks!

Relax and sit back cause' you ain't haxxed

Alternate your way out this debate or dissipate!

You'll overheat against my pure concentrate!

Earthquake, shake, break you into pieces!

Makes your fate too late, now the storm seizes

Lightning:
Please your style's old, decrepit and dusty,

Blowing you out of this battle call me gusty

Even metal can't handle the lightnin'

Defeat me? When you can't see a bolt sightin'?

It's an electrical surge sent straight through the core to purge

When I emerge victorious, it's glorious strategy I earned!

You've been breaking yourself apart ever since the start

Self-abuse used on themselves own scattered plates

And it must be depressing one of your rocks conducts my electricity!

This hypocrisy is an example of a hard head's typical idiocy!

Earth:
Have you fried your brain or gone insane?

One rock doesn't make my argument in vain

Lightning:
Whether you make excuses or not, your statements are ludacris!

You couldn't even refute some of my points or have evidence to disprove it

I spit fire furiously fortifying my predictable victory!

Lightning and Earth:
Admit it you're just jealous I make major badass catastrophes!

WHO WON!? WHO WILL BE NEXT!? '''WE'LL SEE! '''

'''RAP BATTLES (Shaking noises) OF EXCELLENCE REDUX! '''

Who Won? Earth Lightning It's a tie