User blog:Gliscor Fan/WikiMAD: How To Train Your DragonsBlood (To Make Good Suggestions)

It's been 6 days since the last one. Today I'm finally going with a highly requested movie, but instead of writing it based off the movie, this is more like one of those parody commercials MAD used to do. In the style of that, I present the parody of How To Train Your Dragon.

No DragonsBloods were harmed in the writing of this parody. No bats were harmed either. You'll know what I mean by that soon enough.

Starring
WonderPikachu12 as Hiccup

DragonsBlood as Toothless

The Story
Wonder: It wasn’t easy to train dragons. It also wasn’t easy to train them to speak.

DragonsBlood: ROD!

Wonder: But now that Dragon actually knows how to speak…

DragonsBlood: STERLING.

Wonder: I can’t get him to shut up.

DragonsBlood: VERSUS CRYPT KEEPER. BEGIN.

Wonder: No, Dragon. No Crypt Keeper.

DragonsBlood: Drake and Josh?

Wonder: NO. BAD DRAGON!

DragonsBlood: Awww… Demonman?

Wonder: This is going to take awhile.

~later that day~

Wonder: Alright, I have a bat now. Every time you give me an obscure character, I’m going to hit you.

DragonsBlood: CRYPT…

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

DragonsBlood: Awww…. Crypt..?

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

DragonsBlood: Wait, wait… I got a good one.

Wonder: What?

DragonsBlood: Hugh Neutron…

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

DragonsBlood: OW.

Wonder: Are you done?

DragonsBlood: Akinator the Web Genie for ERB.

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

DragonsBlood: … Blues Brothers?

Wonder: Good… and?

DragonsBlood: Drake and Josh?

~wonder hits Dragon with the bat~

DragonsBlood: I MEAN… Daft Punk?

Wonder: Nice.

DragonsBlood: Uhhh…

~Dragon climbs on a rock~

DragonsBlood: Stark vs Thatcher?

~Wonder lowers bat~

DragonsBlood: Banner vs Jekyll?

~Wonder puts bat on the ground~

Wonder: One more…

DragonsBlood: Link vs King Arthur.

~wonder smiles~

Wonder: I have done all I can to teach you. With a bat.

DragonsBlood: Okay, one more.

Wonder: Go for it.

DragonsBlood: me vs Hugh Neutron.

~Wonder pulls out another bat while the old bat is still on the ground and beats Dragon with it.~

~end~

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