User blog:JPhil2.0/Goku vs. Superman

Rap Battle Concept #1: Goku vs. Superman  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY  GOKU  VS. SUPERMAN                                  BEGIN! S: It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's SUPERMAN! Rap against you? I'm pretty sure that I can. You may have fought the big guys on Planet Namek, but I do just as good at The Daily Planet. When you get fired up your hair turns blonde. Irony? It's just part of my plot Laser vision, Super strength, and I can fly. Why do you even bother big guy  G: I'm part of the most powerful race in the Universe, so you better be ready to leave in a Hearse. I'm more powerful than General Zod and Lex Luthor, Let's be honest who's gonna help you? Her? *gestures to supergirl* I'll use my Dragonthrow, Spirit Bomb, and my King Kai Fist! You won't be able to walk away from this. S: Don't be so sure Monkey Man, I think that I most definitely can... OVERTHROW YOUR SAIYAN ASS WITH DISCRETION! MAN! Who do you think you are challenging the MAN OF STEEL, it's time to serve up one last meal... "sir what can i get you today?" "may i recommend the..." UP UP AND AWAY! G: NOT SO FAST THERE CLARK KENT! I think all your lives are just about spent. With all your showboating about your stupid powers, what are you now but a Kryptonian Coward..... *gets in battle stance* AHHHHHHHH! *goes super saiyan* HMM IT SEEMS I HAVE THE LUCK OF THE DRAW, ANY LAST WORDS? KAMEHAMEHA! WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE? *in KAMEHAMEHA dialogue* EEEEEEPPPPPIIICCCCCC RRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP BBBBBBBAAAAAAATTTTTTLLLEEEESSSS OFFFFF HHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSTTTTOOOOORRRYYYYYYYY!!!! |}|}