User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 6 - Roy Race vs Rocky Balboa

Hey peeps. Athletes battle. The star of Roy of the Rovers, Roy Race, faces off against eponymous her of the Rocky series, Rocky Balboa. Go

The Cast
EpicLLOYD as Rocky Balboa

George Watsky as Roy Race

The Battle
RB: I'm the fictional Muhammad Ali, just call me the greatest

Your assistants called Blackie? Sounds more like Roy Racist

If you step to Balboa then I'll clobber a punk

Hear the bell, finish this, it's only round one

Your hair makes you look like a Rapunzel wannabe

Step here and prepare for your path to get Rocky

I trained there and I bet you aren't Russian to fight me

I'm better than Mike Tyson so go ahead....bite me

RR: This soccer whopper, rhyme dropper who spits raps so proper

Roy Race is gonna annihilate this one hit wonder

I got so many issues that you can't believe

You're only well known for 6 shìt movies

The Italian Stallion beaten by Melchester's medallion

This champion needs no companion to be a rapping assassin

Use my ace, you haven't got the pace for this lyrical Race

You've got no grace, I'll leave you with bruises on that ugly face

RB: Calm down Roy, we don't want this to explode like a plane

This stallion is wild, whilst your raps are just tame

You don't have the Creed to step to me

So run off and get relegated from your dumbass league

RR: I did it, Robert, this battle is won,

the only Rocky I recognise is my son

Your raps are like a car crash, I'll leave you shunned,

just admit your defeat, you Italian cunt

Who won? Rocky Balboa Roy Race