User blog:Zacisawesome101/Probably Mediocre Rap Battles! Ep. 2 - Lightning McQueen vs Dale Earnhardt Sr.

Intro
Probably Mediocre Rap Battles!!!



DALE EARNHARDT SR.!

VERSUS!



BEGIN!

Beat
http://www.shadowville.com/124822/genres/underground-beats/adventure

Dale Earnhardt
Starts at 0:09

When the green flag drops, Earnhardt blasts out the gate,

Roasting the worst Pixar character and movie to date!

You're mean and a dick! It's a wonder you made any friends.

And even Mater only views you through a rose-coloured lens.

You're a loser, Earnhardt's Towering over you today,

My rhymes are so brutal they'll need a restrictor plate.

You're a loser, I'm a winner, in the NASCAR Hall of Fame,

And you'll forever be haunted by Cars 2, that's lame!

Lightning McQueen
Starts at 0:28

When Lightning hits the beat, I'll make your skull crack!

Oh wait, I forgot, a wall already did that!

Kachow! Now who's The Intimidator?

Me! And like Mater, I'm the Greater!

I'm Bringing a Storm that Piston your win!

Cause in these raps, I'm the King!

Sorry if I upset, I mean no harm! (Yeah, right.)

But your verses are like your wives, third time's the charm!

Dale Earnhardt
Starts at 0:45

Calm down, Drip Pan, don't blow a gasket,

Your raps seem to be Rusteze, fitting for the mascot.

You need to work on your lines, they don't Smell Swell!

You're a wuss, when you crashed, you took 4 months to dwell.

You Owen apology to all who think you've taken the win,

And to all who think that I won't win, I Wilson!

Lightning McQueen
Starts at 1:00

In this battle, I'm Lightyears ahead of you,

And my racing really outclasses what you do!

Alright, stop. Let's take a cruise,

So we can figure out exactly why you lose.

I'm fast enough to manoeuvre through wrecks,

So I can get through whatever crap you had. Who's next?

WHO WON?!

WHO CARES?!?

WHO DECIDES?!

PROBABLY MEDIOCRE RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Lightning McQueen Dale Earnhardt Sr.