User blog:FrankieRapBattles/King Tutankhamun vs. Queen Elizabeth II

This battle features a young king from Egypt, King Tutankhamun, rapping against an old queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, to see which ruler had more power.

Bentley Green as King Tut (young)

Omar Gharaibeh as King Tut (ghost)

EpicLLOYD as Queen Elizabeth II (body actor)

Nice Peter as Queen Elizabeth II (voice)

Beat: []

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FRANKIE’S

QUEEN ELIZABETH THE SECOND VS. KING TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

BEGIN!

King Tut:

You little old witch, you should bow to down to me, or prepare for my curse

Out of all the queens of England, you were the worst

Despite how me and my stillborn daughters expired too soon

But I stayed young forever, while you look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon

You look so hideous, you’re something we wish we never seen

And know that a king can over-power a queen

What could you possibly do, Elizabitch, have your guards put me in jail

Bitch, please, with my guards protecting, bet that’ll be an epic fail

Queen Elizabeth II:

How rude! You should’ve let a lady rap first

I’ve heard better rhymes, you have the worst verse

Your rhymes are terrible, did you have time to rehearse?

At least I know how to treat my people, you’re just a horrible leader

Don’t call me a bitch, you need to learn to respect your elders

No wonder they let 9-year-olds be some phara-hos

You don’t wanna challenge, cause things can get uglier than that nose

You fucked your own sister, and stuck that little banger into her little pothole?

Back then you was a selfish king, but now I’m in control

I’m the one that vould get the most votes on the poll

King Tut:

(then he gets a heart attack and dies, and get put in his tomb, but his ghost of the older version of himself returns and continues rapping)

For the sake of my people, I have just one wish:

For the UK guards to get you and you shall be punished

Throw her in the lion pit, which will lead you to your doom

I bet your people would’ve just spitted on your tomb

I’ll send you home, crying to Queen Elizabeth I

From them old saggy tits, your children doesn’t want to be nursed

Queen Elizabeth II:

Get the fuck out of my castle, you ugly piece of shit

But still, you portrayed 0% of dignity, not even the smallest bit

I am ancient like a pyramid, people at the museum would wanna look

Now, the Queen advises you to go back to school and hit the books

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE

EPIC-

(the Egyptians version of the logo appears)

RAP-

(the New England of the logo appears)

BATTLES OF FRANKIE’S

(then they have wars)

Who won? King Tutankhaman Queen Elizabeth II