User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/The Purge vs You're Next - Epic Rap Battles of Horror Season 4

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Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of Epic Rap Battles of Horror. I fuckin hate you all I s2g. Cave and TK guessed this even though they got none of my hints right and that pisseS ME OFF OK. Anyways yep yep, new battle. This one came out a bit sooner but the next one is for sure gonna be a while so sit tight, I've got a weirdly large amount of big battles forced into the second half of the season so just be ready for that. Anyways, in today's matchup, the anarchists under Totalitarian rule, The Polite Leader followed by two Purgers from The Purge go up against the three henchmen, Tiger Mask, Sheep Mask, and Fox Mask from recent indie horror film You're Next to see who's the better group of masked villains to invade a house out of revenge for a sibling. That last part is a stretch. Either way, this was a pretty well suggested battle so I hope it lived up to expectations, it changed gears many times throughout the writing process. This battle is dedicated to Trent because he wanted to see the polite leader <3

Cast
Paint as The Polite Leader

Nice Peter as Purger #1

Sulai Lopez as Purger #2

EpicLLOYD as Fox Mask

Zach Sherwin as Sheep Mask

George Watsky as Tiger Mask

Beat: I Hear

Intro
Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!



VS!



BEGIN!

T h e P u r g e :
Let’s cause some Anarchy. For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal,

First target, some sceval regal people who got killed by their victims

Defying prisons with rhythms to rip ‘em, we’re surely lethal

enough to ruin their chances of winning worse than that of a sequel

Better stay low when we shame foes, I hate those literal scapegoats

So what's your plan? Purge their unwanted lame flows like Drano.

No worries, we’re getting dirty to make sure they heard me

Bringing flurries of fury to flawlessly fracture freaky furries,

(The Polite Leader removes his mask)



Beating this Tiger’s a piece of Pi when the Polite Leader gets rude,

Leave Shaun the Sheep lamb chopped, talking to Ewe

Too-da-loo, you two are too crude to survive my crew

Somebody better give this Fox News, the Animals got stewed

Y o u ’ r e N e x t :
Hear this, brothers. How shall we best thwart this lost, slow cult?

Fire our insults into these revolting dolts like crossbow bolts?

And go animal on the track like our namesakes, diminishing hopes

Because like publicity rumors, your rhyme scheme is just a hoax

Ignoring your feats like the police, while you scourge the streets for the weak,

We’re leaving beats and freaks deceased when we  r e l e a s e t h e r e a l b e a s t s

You’re cri-ticing me off, we’re throwing more hits than our premier

We’re annually bringing tears, you queers only bring fear once a year

No security system could protect the leader from these creepers

Hide inside your own homes, watch the creatures become the zookeepers

Funny you mention sequels, that’s firing more shots than how you died

 B e c a u s e d r o p t h e L e a d e r f r o m t h e f i l m s a n d w a t c h t h e r a t i n g s s t a r t t o r i s e

T h e P u r g e :
Just give us the fucking win.

(The Polite Leader nonchalantly pulls out a revolver and shoots his teammate in the head)



Sorry, that’s not the behavior I’ve advocated

But I advise these pets stick to their names and remained domesticated

Our most successful Purge yet. I now report that our criminality

Includes lyrical murder, victory thieving, and verbal beastiality

Y o u ’ r e N e x t :
The only thing getting Purged is this track from your shitty heist

Best believe the Animals bite, you wouldn’t #SurviveTheNight

There’s nothing left, better bring the rest of neglected defected rejects

You’re dead, you trainwreck, y o u r b r o t h e r w a s f i r s t a n d  Y O U ’ R E N E X T 



Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!

Outro


Who won? The Purge You're Next