User blog:0ShadowStories/Deadpool VS Deathstroke

This was wrote a long time ago but thought i'd throw it on here. Slade Wilson VS Wade Wilson. (Don't ask about the bucking steer line)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Deadpool VS Deathstroke! BEGIN!

Deadpool:

Oh hi there folks!

It's time for the deadpool show.

It's time to kick this copycats ass with his severed head in tow.

Several times you can fight me but i'll never die.

Unlike Shadow, oh. Are you starting to cry?

You're more annoying then a bucking steer.

Screw this. I need some chimichangas and tacos. I'm outta here.

Deathstroke:

Not so fast. You think you can escape me?

You're just the Project X reject, can't you fucking see?

I copied you? Then why did i come first?

10 years in the making, you must have a real thirst.

You have as much brains as those voices in your head.

Same mind set, how the hell are you not dead?

I've been told you're perverted, get your mind out of that rut.

I'm the serious assassin, you're nothing but a nut.

Deadpool:

Believe me, when it comes to crazy, i'm the minister.

You're about as boring and bland as Mister Sinister.

You defeated the teen titans, whoopee for you.

Is that all you can really do?

Listen up ERB fans out there.

Breaking the fourth wall to send a message to scare.

Tell this black and orange fuck up that he has lost this fight.

Show your deadpool support in the comments, that's right!

Tisk tisk, you really think you can win this race?

Boo hoo, you lost your eye? Well take a look at my face!

Deathstroke:

I got Mirakuru running through my every vein.

It makes me stronger!

Green Arrow:

But a lot more insane.

Deathstroke:

You think i'm like Deadshot? Well i'm not sure about that.

I'm more powerful then Kingpin, smarter then your average Cat.

Taking over Starling City and i'm killing the Bat.

If there is one thing that i can really see.

It's that if you think i can't kill you, you obviously have never met me.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.