Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

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Mario Bros vs Wright Bros is the eighteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the third installment in Season 2. It features the father's of modern flight, the Wright Brothers competing against video game characters the Mario Bros. It was released February 16, 2012.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Mario

Nice Peter as Luigi

Link Neal as Orville Wright

Rhett McLaughlin as Wilbur Wright

Ceciley Jenkins as Princess Peach (cameo)

Lyrics
Wright Bros:

We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other

We don't wanna cause trouble. Are you looking for your lover?

Cause your princess is in our castle now! Yeah, she's gone.

We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong

Before us, people only used to fly in balloons!

You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?

You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life!

So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe!

Mario Bros:

Its-a me, Mario! And Luigi motha *ping*!

Why don't you get back in your biplane and make out with each other?

Look at these two! Their lives must have been horrible

Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!

You spend all your time on one machine? Sheesh!

If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf!

You should eat something anyway. Look at you so skinny!

You may fly like a hawk, but you fight like a kitty!

Wright Bros:

We don't need to fight. We're the fathers of flight!

Representing North Carolina, aiiiiight!

We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller

Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller!

You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something

We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B button!

Mario Bros:

We're serving up an 8-bit fist! Made to order!

That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters

Like POW! How you like me now?

Spit flames out our mouth like our name was Bowser!

You'll get pummeled!

You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!

We've been dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song!

Sorry, Wright Brothers. This time you chose wrong!

Trivia

 * This is the first two-on-two battle.
 * While both are Italian-American, the Mario Brothers have different accents. Mario in his traditional Italian like in the games and Luigi a more "Brooklynese" accent.
 * This could reference the Super Mario Bros. Super Show cartoon in which Mario and his brother have Brooklyn accents as opposed to Italian.