User blog:Agentluke0322/Translated Rap Battles of History: Jacques Cousteau vs. Steve Irwin

Welcome to another episode of Translated Rap Battles Of History!

I've decided to go with the latest ERB, just like in the pilot.

Let's Begin!

Jacques Cousteau:
Jack Costo, they spit here.

The last soldier invented by Calypso?

The letters of the branches of the palm trees are regarded as Marine d 'Or,

Showman sweaty and ready to despair because one

Would it be terrible, and expensive, wouldn't it bother me?

You are the Lord, You are only the Spanish kneeling before, when I did not want to!

Aquatic life - it's adventure and beauty

I'm so cold, I played with developer Bill Murray.

The Oscars! Dr. Dr. Dolittle 2 are you?

Will I go to the zoo with your father?

To his glory, I'm not a vet, and I'll do it

Do fish kill their pets in the water yourself?

Steve Irwin:
Tobacco, where to go?

Low shots of underwater work! (Awhh!)

Preferably it runs! Let us keep you!

I'm going to go out, 'Fang' to 'Jack Hunter' because it was

Look at this salt

It is clear from the facial skin!

Caution! Naked mouse!

Grumpy, because he has to wear a Papa Smurf hat!

Wild man, you're in a quiet!

Only the teeth you can handle - and the shoes you can wear!

And the guy is not a boring person;

Can you make everything point to the sea, dry?

However, Hans loves you!

And you and your lover young men!

After the visit you should never Defender

These, as well as the nature of the French kiss?

Jacques Cousteau:
Are you my son? Think about what you are saying now?

Just do you, and help us get back home?

Steve Irwin:
Do you want to talk to your brother? Hello!

Nazi, Nazi, Nazi! Come on!

Jacques Cousteau:
enough madness to discern

Embrace underwater conversations just like you!

Guy de Kirk bodysuit jokes with you!

However, rugged look great rope horsse!

There's a kind of charge, a screw found,

And one of you in the name of honor. Butter and eat!

These Skippy the kangaroo court bush, that covenant,

The crocodile Lower the "gods".

Steve Irwin:
Wherever I'm going, wait a minute

Joey in the pocket, but not over?

More harmful than the old movie

Silent world? Star of something like the world is silent?

If you want to get the number of fish, the coral reef can go around!

I don't mind the 100-4 at the bottom of the sea!

I have a gold medal champion on the podium.

Jack the Coal Guard? (Woo!)

Am I the Greatest Mother Nature Environmentalist?

A bow of danger microphone.

That way you have to go with the chips,

Didgeridoo power of hitting!

Poll
Who won? Jacques Cousteau Steve Irwin