User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of the Fictional Universe 2: Mary Poppins vs Supernanny

So the thing with this one is, despite Supernanny not being a fictional character, Reality shows are generally given a fictional circumstance to put to the test, and that's enough for me to let it be so.

The thing about this is that Mary Poppins vs Supernanny is something I've been actually thinking about and decided to put it to the test.

So the contestants this time around are:

Mary Poppins, a fictional nanny written by P.L. Travers, in which she goes to children who's parents are usually away for the most part, and is magical.

Supernanny, or more commonly known as Jo Frost, is a person who goes to children whos behavior is disapproving in the eyes of the parents.

I've been attempting raps for awhile, and with the mistakes in flow between Jack Frost and Killer Frost, I feel as if I should at least try to redeem myself.

Anyway....

Intro
Rap Battles of the fictional universeeeeeeeeee

Mary Poppins

vs

Suuuuuper nannnnnnyyyyyyyy

BEGIN

Mary Poppins
Chim, Chim, Chim-e-ree, Who is this my eyes do see?

None other than this very poor excuse of a nanny

We are all ashamed of things we did in the past

But once we hear your rhymes, it'll be good for a laugh

I'm the perfect nanny, 'Super' doesn't fit your name

No Superpowers, but the power of guilt to fill shame

Let me cook you a lession, bake a story of a pilgrimage

I'll rock this message better than your Gilbraltarian Heritage

Jo Frost
Oh look, a Disney Screw-up who took 2 years to get made

What, did P.L. Travers not like what her bed stained?

I'll take a spoonful of sugar and shove it into your kids

I'm a professional nanny, you aren't even in the business

Fly away on your umbrella, nobody wanted you to stay

You never even went to any houses that weren't the of the Banks Family

I'll send you to the naughty step, so why don't you just go fly a kite

Call me a poor nanny and you won't live to see daylight

Mary Poppins
My Word! A Nanny shouldn't treat others with such disrespect

Any more of that nonsense and I'll break my umbrellla over your neck

There is a word you can say when you don't how Travers wrote us

Supercalifragalisticexpealadocious

Jo Frost
Oh Please, your rhymes are worse than a Moscow Excursion

I prefer you in a cancelled role, the Kate Blanchett version

I'm trying to see why people like you, but I'm drawing a blank

After all, not even Walt Disney himself could save Mr. Banks

Outro
Who Won?

Who's next?

You Decide!

Rap (Pap-Paperee) Battles of the Fictional Universe!

Who Won? Mary Poppins Jo Frost (Super Nanny)