User blog:Teddyfail/Hippie Rat Vs Teddyfail - Sixth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round One

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The Battle:








Hippie Rat (0:10):
Watch out. The Rat's back with raps packed,

To stack on Teddy faster than the first draft for my meanings ERB scrapped.

Thought you actually match up to me? That's where you're wrong, Kwong.

I’ll rip through your Ching Chong ass and kick it out of Hong Kong.

When you're facing the gator jaws of a Grand Floridian

Maybe you should critique something like my Batman v Superman.

At least you're kinda competent. I know I'm not here to make you feel good,

But you couldn't compliment yourself if you stuffed it in a real suit!

Teddyfail:
It's my first tourney and they have me fight an easy one.

But to challenge my ability, I would face a better Brandon.

I'm on the list with Nice Peter. Who the fuck are you with?

I know, someone stuck in round one like his time in the fifth!

I'll hit you harder than Jacob, leave you broken like my English.

They all root for me to be mod. Nothing you do can make you distinguished!

Your shots on your birthday can never stop a Teddy!

Why don't you critic raps redundant as your third Henson v Disney.

Hippie Rat:
Just because you mentioned your shit grammar don't mean I forgot it,

I mean, on which birthday did I, personally, produce anything close to what a shot is?

You happened to show up near Nice Peter? Oh wow how can I beat that?

I don't know, maybe I- KABLAM! I'm email buds with Zach!

And check it, people hate that I claim Banner vs Jenner as great, I'm brave,

But how the fuck could you list the Busters battle as your fave?!

And at least I was in the last tourney, you couldn't make the entry!

Man, you are useless save for those audios you sent me.

Teddyfail:
You shitpost three battles a day. You know what our difference is?

I spend weeks to tune mine to perfection, so click the link with the references,

Then you can understand my joke. It's not just some random filler cancer,

Maybe it's a difficult concept for a "critic" that loves Banner vs Jenner!

I made wiki a better place, uploading higher quality pics.

But I'll never brag. Your ask for attention made you look like a dick!

You said it! The wiki would be in chaos without the audio that I've bought!

But hey, you finally got something right, not like the reviews that you got!

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