User blog:Loygansono55/Epic Rap Battles of Wh Atthef Uck 30

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-

Fiyah:

Shut up and get to the battle.

OKAY!

BEGIN!

Monkey D. Luffy:

(Pirates: YA YO YA YO!)

I'm gonna kick your ass, a rubber man who's got the flow to

Shoot a loada pirate liquid on ya, courtesy of Oda!

I can't swim, but I'll be drowning in the pussy after I beat you!

This sea king's hungry for meat, I think I might just eat you!

Lanky Kong:

I may not have style, I may not have grace,

But this Kong has a funny face that'll put you in your place!

And I can handstand when I need to,

But I will not stretch my arms out for you!

Monkey D. Luffy:

Gum Gum Pistol to your piss-hole! Bazooka and you're gone!

My limbs are like Fishmen because they Arlong!

Me and my nakama will pack ‘em up and send the Kongs to the zoo!

Then I'll blaze it with Ace and Smoker until we're all like “Duuuuuuude!”

Lanky Kong:

I can inflate myself just like a balloon,

And this crazy Kong just digs this tune!

You're king of the butt pirates, now go walk the plank, aaaarrrrrrrr!

Your chances in this battle are deader than Shanks's arm!

''Petey Piranha eats Diddy Kong, Chunky Kong, and Tiny Kong. He then eats the Straw Hat crew. Chopper's hat floats away on a piece of wood, hinting at his rapping debut in the future!''

Donkey Kong:

Now he's finally here, performing for you!

He's the... girth bender of the DK Crew?

Push your- Push your glands together cuz you're... gonna crap?

As I kick your ass in this monkey rap! HUH!

DK!

Donkey Kong!

DK!

Donkey Kong is que-

Who the hell wrote these lyrics? No!

Monkey D. Luffy:

You killed all my friends! Except Chopper, let's forget him and say you killed them all!

You've got a lot of balls!

That was uncalled for, this is just a rap battle!

Like, come on, Petey.

Lanky Kong:

lol, I don’t care about those Kongs, I don’t even think I'm related,

Petey's just upset his Halloween battle was kinda belated!

Wanna go get a drink, Luffy?

I'll pay.

Monkey D. Luffy:

YUS!

Lanky Kong:

Yeeee.

Donkey Kong:

Don't just walk out on me, that makes me one mad Kong!

But I guess you just can't take the pressure when I Expand Dong!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHY IS PETEY STILL HERE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FUCK!

Who won? Monkey D. Luffy Lanky Kong Donkey Kong Petey Piranha Petey Piranha Petey Piranha Petey Piranha Now Petey is just writing his name on the ballot repeatedly Petey Piranha Pretty sure that's cheating Petey Piranha Stop Thank you Petey Piranha Okay