User:SPARTAN 119/Sandbox

This is my sandbox, mostly where I store lyrics for potential future fanmade battles.

Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Hayate Yagami (Nanoha)
Light:

I am Kira, God of the World!

Your a literal Katawa Shoujo turned magical girl!

So what if your an officer in an alien military

I'll demote you resident of the local cemetary!

Whether you live or die, Its all my decision

I strike down all who oppose me with lethal precision!

With a stroke of my pen, you will be defeated

Then I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!

Hayate:

Hayate Yagami of the TSAB here to teach you a lesson

My magic will blow through you like Matsuda's Smith and Wesson!

Your magic book can only hit one target at a time

I can take out a dozen city blocks with mine!

You use your powers with no care or responsibility

Your not a god, just a loose piece of artillery!

If you even try to harm me, it to won't go to keikaku

You'll get jumped by four Belka knights and a thousand pissed otaku!

Light:

I'm a more prolific killer than your average shinigami

Make you the deadest mahou shoujo since Tomoe Mami!

The story of this battle you will not live to tell

I'll send you beyond the grave to go hang out with L!

Hayate:

Light, your the one whose going end up dead,

Try writing in your notebook, with an iceberg on your head

You're outstanding crimes will be your own annihilation

Prepare to face the wrath of the Time-Space Administration!

Mei Misaki (Another) vs Rikka Takanashi (Chuunibyou)
Mei:
 * Takes off her eye patch*

It seems I need my magic eye to see you I guess that means your something that just shouldn't be viewed! I'll get this out of the way now, before I cause any confusion I'd gouge out your Tyrant's Eye if it wasn't a delusion!

You need to stop talking about things that do not exist You gotta bad case of chuunibyou and the cure is my fist!


 * fakes a punch at Rikka*

Rikka:

I'm surprised your willing to show me your eye You kept it close all season and left your friends to die! Deny my Tyrant's Eye again, and believe me when I tell ya You'll end up like Sakuragi: Impaled on an umbrella!
 * Gets out her umbrella and thrusts it violently in Mei's direction*

Your show's nothing but a rip off of Final Destination Taking place in a town filled with OSHA violations!