User blog:FrankieRapBattles/PSY vs. Kim Jong-Un

This battle features a South Korean music artist, PSY, rapping against a North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, to see which side of Korea is better between North or South.

Kevin Wu (or PSY) as PSY

FreddieW as Kim Jong-Un

Timothy DeLaGhetto as Kim Jong-II (as a ghost)

Markiplier as Kim II-Sung (as a ghost) (cameo)

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FRANKIE’S

KIM JONG-UN

VS.

PSYYYYYYYYYY

BEGIN!

Kim Jong-Un:

Well, uhhh….

Kim Jong-II:

You better win this rap battle I said

Or else, you’re grounded, until you join me and your grandfather in the dead

Kim Jong-Un:

Ugh, why do I have to be in this battle, it’s a waste of time

Being the youngest head of state, at age 29

PSY, why you being a creep on that lawn chair laying down

Watching little boys on a playground

Why do people listen to your music, it sounds so sh****

I’m the meanest one of all, I can even harm a kitty

PSY:

I’m an award-winning singer from Korea all over the world

I’d probably enjoy screaming at your big @$$, if you were a girl

You had 3 different nuclear treats, but this one will be the fourth

Time to prove once and for all that the South is better than the North

What’s the matter, you short Asian Fat Albert, you’re losing this battle, I can tell

So when you die, go join Kim II-Sung and Kim Jong-II down in Hell

I heard the secret about you sucking on Dennis’s Rodman

You must be his bitch, Kim Jong Kardashian

Kim Jong-Un:

And now you’ve gone way to far

I think you should bring the yellow dude that looks like a villain from Pixar

You’re nothing but a stupid YouTube star

I hate you more and your crappy music, so let’s have war

PSY:

Well the North Korean people had enough of things that do

I’m a mother-father gentleman, they could just own you

How very Jong-Unimpressive, I’ve heard better from Justin Bieber

Your rapping sucks so bad, it’s giving me a fever

Your evil plans will get foiled

You’ve always been so spoiled

Your army’s so small, smaller than your dick

Now watch me knock out this big fat prick

(then PSY knocks out Kim Jong-Un and pisses on him)

(then the ghosts of Kim Jong-II and Kim II-Sung rises)

Kim Jong-II (in ghost form):

SON, THAT’S IT, YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LETTING HIM PISS ON YOU LIKE THAT. YOU’RE NOW A BIG EMBARASSMENT TO OUR FAMILY. (then points to PSY) AND YOU, YOU’RE COMING WITH US.

(As Kim Jong-II and Kim II-Sung grabs PSY, and drags him back down to Hell with them, as PSY screams)

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC-

(As the ghosts of Kim Jong-II and Kim II-Sung flies pass the logo with PSY)

RAP BATTLES OF FRANKIE’S

(then they grabs the logo and flies off with it)

Who won? PSY Kim Jong-Un