User blog:ShaunoftheRed/ERBF: Colonel Sanders vs Ronald McDonald

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

COLONEL SANDERS

VS

RONALD MCDONALD

BEGIN!

Sanders:
Watch out sonny, Now you're in ma town,

It's the Colonel of fast food vs Bozo the clown,

You wanna take a bite at me? You'd better get your act together,

You wouldn't even lick ma finger if it were covered in batter,

You're a sissy little property of a company, y'see?

and if ya fucked up their sales they'd gladly hand ya to me!

Don't scoff it. It's all about profit. It's all about

Cash for the guys who'd do to you what they saw fit,

So dance, monkey, dance! Go spread your image at malls,

And open your big M and suck on ma Kentucky Fried Balls!

McDonald:
I'm in direct competition with that company you own,

But it looks like your skills needs some growth hormones,

Get away from the lines unless you think you've got the nerve,

And I'm lovin' it because it's your turn to get served,

You're bound to get throttled when you mess with MC Donald,

You got no leverage in image. So keep these disses on hold,

You look like Teddy Roosevelt if he sneezed into a line of Coke,

For me that's a business partner. For you that's something to smoke,

You've got everybody fooled with that secret recipé,

But I know it's just grease, salt and Chicken shit and pee.

Sanders:
Pretty tough talk for a guy with rough chalk,

All over his face like he's just met ma free range cock,

This clown ain't funny, he's going to get fried,

If he doesn't get his next verse genetically modified.

McDonald:
Is that all you got? You should order up some better rhymes,

I'm drivin' thru this guy with oven burns and extra fries,

With our collectable toys for little boys and girls,

We both know McDonalds is takin' over the world!

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Colonel Sanders Ronald McDonald