User blog:SuperSm4shWarrior/Epic Fail Battles of History 1: Captain vs. Captain

So, User:Firebrand795 inspired me to make this with his Captain blog, so ye. Here you go.

Also, this is my first crap battle.

Captain Warrior
I am Captain Warrior, you spell like Captain Wario

Imma stomp on your little weenie like Mario

Speaking of Mario, (Luigi death stare)

Captain Coder
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (CaptainCoder.exe has stopped working. Attempting to restart.)

Screw you, you're the real Captain Wario!

And I'm the real Slim Shady!

(Slim Shady hits Coder with a Mario Kart, having CA back him up)

CA
I may be Captain Anonymous, but I'm not anonymous

You're a gay Dewott and my penis is enormous

Now take your little sword and shove it where the sun don't shine

Imma kill you time after time after time after time after time after......

(this is and endless loop, causing a Belgium sized hole)

Captain Coolface
Ever heard the song Angel of Darkness!

Well, I'm.....

(Captain Coolface takes off his mask, revealing a familiar red Darkrai.)

Devilish Mind
THE DEVIL OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111oneone

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

EAT MY CROW'S NEST! SUCK MY DONG!

(Coder is revived to make Captain Coder II)

Captain Coder II
Screw you, Eminem!

Double CI in the house!

I'm a pyromaniac now!

(Coder burns and kills Warrior, when Captain Stark arrives on a train.)

Captain Stark
CHOO CHOO MUTHAFUCKA!

SCREW YOU!

I'm a freaking Mega Swampert!

(Stark does crazy action poses, then Piet shoots Stark)

REST TBA