User blog:Dragonsblood23/William Taft Vs Fat Albert

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

WILLIAM TAFT

VS

FAT ALBERT

Begin

William Taft:

Hey Albert did Kenan Thompson treat you well

Living large was for you as your box office money fell

27th President of America and Chief Justice too

Cause we all know Dumb Donald's got more brains than you

I took that 1908 election more well then your entire 8 seasons

I live in The White House while you live in a dump for no reason

You got a black cast but soon your face will be white

as I make you faint from my rappping tonight

Fat Albert:

HEY HEY HEY It's FAAAAAT ALBERT

You look like a rejected child of ernie and bert

Time to face your gang wars with my wraith

After all you can't even fit in your tub for a bath

I am tough as I was on an episode of South Park

You thought the rap debate was over but it's gonna get dark

The Farmer and The Republican party will run and hide

Cause My Gang is coming out of this TV Guide

William Taft:

I got more skill cause I self founded League Of Enforce Peace

My Society Skull and Bones will make your gang run back to NBC

As a Lawyer and a Jurist I sue your script and torn it

I got more Secretary of war then your brown hornet

If I can restore Cuba but thats just a warning

I done work everyday then just Saturday Mornings

I got Rosevelt and Pope Leo on my side to Victory

Going to get you From NBC, Warner Bros, and CBS Industries

I got more brains with my Yale College Degree

A Laugh Track shall play cause you know your defeat

Fat Albet:

I don't care much about your Polictical Crap

I can even understand Mushmouth then you at rap

You keep saying your some inspiration

I'm more famous then you in future generations

My raps are complex and gordian

By The Way Your Wife Helen is 3rdbaseon my bagpipe accordian

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Who won? William Taft Fat Albert