User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Lightning mater and sally vs spongebob patrick and sandy

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MATER AND SALLY

VS....

SPONGEBOB PATRICK AND SANDY!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

Mater
if i'm lying i'm crying but you three are done.

your series is being miled by the ton.

LMQ
kachow! classic story of why not to be selfish.

but when stephen left you should've just quit.

i'm love the ladies and i got one to own.

so let's let sally take a chance to pwn.

Sally
this gal's got spunk but your just annoying.

patrick so's dumb and it's cleary showing.

spongebob
you got no right to be besting me,

your got so many movies and spinoffs from what i see.

sandy
i'll haul you to texas and turn you three to scrap,

and your money i don't give a cow crap.

Patrick
you ugly barnacles are milked more then us it's true.

you are milked should've stopped at movie number 2.

All
you beat chick hicks axelrod and jackson storm,

bet you won't be smiling ounce your in cube form,

LMQ
oh i'm so fast i am speed.

your show looks like the crew smoked weed.

i know your creator's dead and that's real sad,

but he can't compare to our dad.

mater
we own marvel starwars sony and fox.

sally
so kiss our oil driven rusty rear end spots,

all three
you beat so many villains but it won't end well.

when we run over you and kick you in the conchshell,

SB
you'll rust in water and it's insane,

you decided to make an awful spinoff about planes.

sandy
i'll lasso you and throw you around smash you like i'm applejack,

i will burn down your whole town better step back.

patrick
unlike your studio this ain't pretend,

your gonna end up ugly barnacles and die the end,

Mater
well our company is going strong we're gonna go far,

you don't ever wanna mess with pixar,

LMQ
mater two these guys out of my sight.

oh wait they aren't cars let's drown them tonight.

Sally
we'll make your trip knock you down like were tractor tipping,

loud house is better now we'll leave now cause your popularity is slipping,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOSH'S *logo drives off* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!