User:ClockworkFirefly

Greetings to all and all who read my profile.

My name is ClockworkFirefly, but you can also call me Clock (or Clockwork, Firefly, CF, Clock, Etc.)

I’m always available for a comment on my message wall and on chat

Now go fuck yourselves...





Things you should know about Clock:
1.) I'm a sixteen year old uber geek who enjoys Comic Books, Anime, Film Reviews, Horror Films, and Rock and Rap Music.

2.) I'm a very musical person. I can play the guitar and bass, I can moderately rap, and I love to write music. I have actually performed in Las Vegas before on my uncle's music EP in an actual studio.

3.) I love ERB (obviously) with my favorite battle being Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child and my favorite rappers being Gordon Ramsay, Charles Darwin, and Theodore Roosevelt.

4.) Some of my favorite ERB suggestions include:


 * KISS vs The Wiggles
 * Cheech and Chong vs Martin and Lewis
 * Tupac Shakur vs Johann Sebastian Bach
 * Karl Marx vs Adam Smith
 * CS Lewis vs HP Lovecraft

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Wachowman/Parody_96._Thy_vs_Clock_(Douglas_vs_Jefferson) Check this out y'all! (Thanks Wach, Grav, etc.)



Favorite Rap Battles:
1.) Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child

2.) Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill

3.) Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

4.) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

5.) Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar

6.) Goku vs Superman

7.) Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

8.) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter

9.) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

10.) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite Movies, Films, and Flicks:
1.) A Clockwork Orange

2.) The Shining

3.) The Conjouring

4.) The Exorcist

5.) The Marvel Cinematic Universe

6.) Memento

7.) Fight Club

8.) The Dark Knight

9.) Pulp Fiction

10.) The Breakfast Club

Favorite Television Series (#YJS3Hype):
1.) Young Justice

2.) Firefly

3.) Freaks and Geeks

4.) Doctor Who

5.) Death in Paradise

6.) Miraculous Ladybug

7.) Gargoyles

8.) The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

9.) The Spectacular Spider-Man

10.) Batman: The Animated Series

Favorite Animes (Shaddup, RWBY counts):
1.) RWBY

2.) Cowboy Bebop

3.) One Piece

4.) Black Lagoon

5.) Yuri on Ice

6.) Kill la Kill

7.) Tokyo Ghoul

8.) Code Geass

9.) Attack on Titan

10.) Bleach

Who Won?:
Season 1:
 * John Lennon


 * Darth Vader


 * Abe Lincoln


 * Sarah Palin


 * Hulk Hogan


 * Beethoven


 * Stephen Hawking


 * Genghis Khan


 * Napoleon Bonaparte


 * Vince Offer


 * Dumbledore


 * Dr. Seuss


 * Mr. Rogers


 * Christopher Columbus


 * Nice Peter

Season 2


 * Adolf Hitler


 * Master Chief


 * The Mario Brothers


 * Michael Jackson


 * Cleopatra


 * Steve Jobs


 * Freddie Mercury


 * Abe Lincoln


 * Doctor Who


 * Bruce Lee


 * Sherlock Holmes


 * Moses


 * Adam


 * Gandhi


 * Nikola Tesla


 * Babe Ruth


 * Mozart


 * Vladimir Putin

Season 3


 * Darth Vader/Boba Fett


 * Al Capone


 * Joan of Arc


 * Bob Ross


 * Muhammad Ali


 * The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come


 * Walter White


 * Goku


 * Stephen King


 * Sir Isaac Newton


 * William Wallace


 * The Renaissance Artists

Season 4


 * Mythbusters


 * Bonnie and Clyde


 * Thor


 * Hannibal Lecter


 * Ellen DeGeneres


 * Michael Bay


 * Bill and Ted


 * David Copperfield


 * The Terminator


 * The Eastern Philosophers


 * Julius Caesar


 * Walt Disney

Bonus Battle/Season 5


 * Boba Fett


 * J.R.R. Tolkien


 * Gordon Ramsay


 * Thomas Jefferson


 * Austin Powers


 * Bruce Banner


 * Frederick the Great


 * Abe Lincoln


 * Charles Darwin


 * Stevie Wonder


 * Wayne Gretzky


 * Theodore Roosevelt


 * EpicLLOYD

Random-Ass GIFs:








Companions, Compadres, and Chums:

 * GravityMan
 * TKandMit
 * Dragonsblood23


 * Avatar XIII


 * Icey778


 * Alanomaly


 * Wachowman


 * NightFalcon9004


 * Joeaikman
 * HaxDude98
 * Dark Cyan
 * Element K

'''To be honest, I consider everyone on the wiki as a friend (Except a certain date-asking numbnut that rhymes with Jedward). These are just the guys that first come to mind when I think of friends from the ERB Wiki.'''

Quotable Quotes To Live By:
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"

- Hoban "Wash" Washburne

"It doesn't matter how many fall, for new heroes will always rise to carry on, bringing all the resources, their skills, their talents to defeat the enemy."

- Wally West

"I DON'T WANT A BLOODY RICE CAKE! THEY DON'T FILL ME UP!! IT'S LIKE EATING CRUNCHY AIR!!!"

- BRIAN BLESSED