User blog comment:JakeTheManiac/Help Me!/@comment-25263388-20140907230350

I got a rhyme for Cowell and one for Ramsay, depending on how you see One Direction:

Cowell:

You made some mediocre food, I made One Direction

You're a foody wannabe me, that's this battle's connection

Ramsay:

After I'm through with you, you won't pioneer another boy band

Have you cooked up, served so raw people think its from Japan