User blog:YouTubeKorea/Dammit

Fuck fuck fuck fu- Sorry guys, I didn't mean to get all nasty. But I'm truly sincerely fucked up. I've just got the worst New Year's present of all: (drumroll) ... ... ... A COLD. Yeah, it might not seem that bad, but it's a real pain in the ass. Now I can't even stand up properly, cause I get really dizzy, and my body is so fried up that you could crack some eggs on my forehead and eat them for breakfast. Also, I can't eat anything properly, cause almost every food I put in my mouth, the mouth just ejects the whole saliva-covered food particles out, totally against my will. So...yeah... Truth is, I've never actually got a cold before, and this first experience really isn't going well. Mom gives me this turd-colored tea and says it's an old Korean cold medicine. I try to drink it, but this thing is bitter as HELL. So, why am I posting this crap in the Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki? Cause I wanna ask your advice. What should I do in a situation like this? I know at least some of you must have got the cold at some point in their lives, so I ask you: Can you tell me a good way to cure the cold or at least not make the situation worse? I need your help. Please... -Love, YTK