User blog:NightFalcon9004/Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell. Epic Fanmade Battles of History 14.

Computer programmer and founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, and inventor of the first telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, rap against each other to see who is the better creator of communication.

Nice Peter as Mark Zuckerberg

EpicLLOYD as Alexander Graham Bell

Beat (Mark starts on 0:19)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!

VS

MARK ZUCKERBERG!

BEGIN

Mark Zuckerberg:

Damn Graham! You need some Photoshop on your face!

Putting this disgrace in his place, so you better get out of MySpace!

Teaching a teacher of the deaf some death when I've said it

Share my victory against this good-for-nothing diabetic!

You're forgotten, Alexander. Your name doesn't ring a Bell

I left Twitter tweeting defeat, and now I'm a billionaire as well

Over a billion users in site, Facebook's the internet's highest!

Update your status to a loss, and Mark Zuckerberg likes this!

Alexander Graham Bell:

Please leave your message after the beep

When I'm done cussing your ass out, you online creep

You'll get a notification of how I don't give a fuck about

Your success in high school only leading to being a college dropout

You're a sucker, Zuckerberg. I'm spreading rumors that I heard

Bout you and Eduardo in a relationship as I destroy you with my words

Look at you, scrawny boy. Phone wires make you look weak

All you'll ever be remembered for is being a no-life geek!

Mark Zuckerberg:

Ring, ring. Hear that? It's me shooting you like Instagram

In an instant, Graham, and now you're caught on webcam

You're a Scot, out in Canada, eh?

A smart Aleck like you will have to get his price paid

I've got computer homes, mobile phones, how can you beat my social network?

You jerk, it seems like you're about to blow a circuit

You'll be #feelingmad, but I won't give you some privacy

Cause you're looking like you belong on the cast of Duck Dynasty!

Alexander Graham Bell:

You hashtag fag, if you had any pals, they'd unfriend you

I'll spam this bitch with the thousand game requests that I'll send you

Come here, I want to see you try and prank call me again

I'll have you tumbling down faster than you can log in

You've ruined socializing and when I looked

There's so many stupid photos, you should just call it Duckfacebook

Mark my words, you shouldn't be making comments to this hater

Your disses are shit. I've heard better ones from a sex line operator!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

E-PIC RAP!

BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!

Who won? Alexander Graham Bell Mark Zuckerberg