User blog:Wachowman/Parodies, Hippie vs Teddy (Khan vs Bunny)

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As always welcome back to CreepyGam- wait. That's not it (reference no one will get)

This parody is another suggestion by Fire who I still want to do more parodies With, just as soon as I think of them, but for now, Enjoy niggas o/

Note
NOTES, I HAVE...NONE

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HIPPIERAT

VS...

UHG, TEDDYFAIL

BEGIN

Teddy verse 1
How you gunna battle when people hate you when you comment,

Besides never being in chat we have nothing in common.

I'm Teddyfail Hippie, I'm allowed to say what I want,

You stupid, Creature, Nova loving fucking cunt.

Ohh, Whatchu gunna do,

You're only friend is Wachow, everyone else hates you.

Everyone, compares you to DevilishMind,

Now watch me burn you with hard disses worse than any user can combined.

Hippie verse 1
Hahahaha, there's that!

You stuffed up ass about to feel the wrath of Rat

Silly Teddy, just like the cake your win is a lie,

You say you're better commenter when you also fight.

Imma RoyalViking, you are nothing, what?!

You joined chat once only when Peter was on?!

I'll make your life a Fail, shove a Spoon up your ass,

Then delete your own account, so stop with your sass!

Teddy verse 2
Keep it easy Hippie, stay true to your religon,

My raps are Chilled Chaos, they go Chim-ney Swift.

I make AWC's happy, you just like the fighting,

Why don't you just go back to your Junkyard, cause that would be delighting.

Hippie verse 2
From the comments to the chat I rule this place,

Now you're just a Gassy Mexican who ended up a disgrace.

Happy WC's my ass, none of them really like you,

But I'm an Immortal, Sly rapper, so you're messin' with the wrong dude!

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY

end
Who won? Teddy Hippie