User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES! Little Mac VS Mike Haggar



Thank you Coupe for the cover, let's go to the battle! :D

The Battle:
LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES

MIKE HAGGAR

VS

LITTLE MAC

BEGIN!



Little Mac:

This’ll be Haggar’s Final Fight, you’re getting old, good grief,

At the end of this battle you’ll face your death, just ask Zangief,

I’m the Champ in this ring, I even made the Smash Roster,

Your fighting style is like WWE, you’re just another imposter,

I beat down Mike Tyson, what can this mayor even do?

Abuse a Steel Pipe and that’s literally all there is to you,

You’re just another muscle for brains, that is the truth for ya,

You wanna know why they call me Big Mac? Ask Jessica



<p class="MsoNormal">Mike Haggar:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ve got a lot to learn kid, for starters, just go home,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ from your boxing name you’re going to be forever alone,

<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you eating so much? No wonder why you got fat,

<p class="MsoNormal">You wanna go round for round punk? See, you’re not all that,

<p class="MsoNormal">You aren’t Streetwise, kid, why don’t you go pack up,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll beat you down so hard that you will actually need back up,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re as fragile as Glass Joe, how can you even beat me?

<p class="MsoNormal">When it comes to fist fights and rapping I’m the true emcee

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<p class="MsoNormal">Little Mac:

<p class="MsoNormal">The bells will toll with your defeat, I’m going on a combo,

<p class="MsoNormal">Right after you saved the city you just got forgotten, yo,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s the Fate of Two Worlds, this boxer has the upper hand,

<p class="MsoNormal">You gotta stop rapping, old man, your style’s become bland,

<p class="MsoNormal">My raps are KOs, I’m on a rampage, call me Donkey Kong,

<p class="MsoNormal">Battling you was easy, this battle wasn’t the slightest bit long,

<p class="MsoNormal">I brought the whole load out on you, how’d you survive?

<p class="MsoNormal">Start digging your grave Haggar, no longer shall you thrive

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mike Haggar:

<p class="MsoNormal">So think twice before picking fights, go and take a hike,

<p class="MsoNormal">No need to get mad, I’m not the nigga who stole your bike

<p class="MsoNormal">My raps are Poison, the venom will sink into your blood,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a Mad Bull, I’ll crush any upstager, listen to me bud,

<p class="MsoNormal">Chopping down trouble makers, that’s my flow, no doubt,

<p class="MsoNormal">So step back up to the mic, this’ll be a verbal Punch-Out,

<p class="MsoNormal">Go complain to your Doc, there’s nothing he can do at all,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll be exclaiming “I can’t win” cuz’ you’re gonna fall

Who won? Mike Haggar Little Mac