User blog:Reignic3/Dwasberg vs Loygcock

Based on the Director Royale; Introductions aren't ever really necessary. My first & probably only battle, ye.

DWAS - Steven Speilberg

Loygan - Alfred Hitchcock

J1Coupe <3 - Quentin Tarantino

Meatholl - Stanley Kubrick

TheMindOfMe - Michael Bay

DWAS
Picture a fgt sitting next to a computer

Learning from ur mistakes to become a much better staff member

Now picture a period of soon to come inactivity

Which can bust a nut over your shitty mind of un-creativity

Try to duel with me Loygie, you must be Carlos

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll bring back Four to show the wiki you're So No's!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m always so on top of my game, I get the badges, yo

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">My fanbase is in the comments, yo, waitin’ for me to hurt ya bro!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I rock the Academy and the ERB

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">You rock as many heals as that schlep TheMindOfMe!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Next time youre filling up those messages with ‘I'm wet’ and ‘ur ghey’

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Check the Hurt/Heal; see me on my way to the lap of victory!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I produce nearly nothing and they say I don't suck

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">You produce Crap Battles, that make us all go "What the Fuck?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Maybe next time I'm promoted you'll be a bit more gracious

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Now kiss my big dwASS and just smeel in the greatness!

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Loyg
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">That was a close encounter with the suit kind

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">But there won't be a damn promotion this time

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Half your bitches should go to MindOfMe

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Now brace yourself as I record you in Shitstory <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.15;">!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I'm the admin, of respect so direct

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">No defense against Shulk once he objects!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">My skills enormous orchestrate such wet performance

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">You're more horrible than the people who heal you; such abhorrence

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fgt! Choir boys and sex toys to stir the chat around,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I squeeze comments out of viewers with the sight of my crown!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">I'm the best active-admin ever take the title from a Captain

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tarnish suits and haunt you like the ban that's gonna happen

J1Coupe
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ugh! Give me some Advil --- this hangover’s killing me

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Loygay, I’ll demote your ass right now even without my enteryr key!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">You no life; there’s only one chat I know where you’ll be

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">And I’ve seen less typos in my drunken scrapped ERVG

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">You tried to fight against the trolls but couldn’t do that

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">The spammers wouldn’t listen to you because you’re too phat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Look it up, it’s a true fact. Wikia that!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Now allow me to attack DudeWithNoSack

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Due to your entry to Unofficial Tourney, a failure is what I label you

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">It looked like some sellout blog post MindOfMe would do

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ask anybody, “who’s your favorite ERB esé?”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">No one’s gonna say “What’s his name from DWAS Day ?”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">Battles that I write ain’t the...simplest (cna! )

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">When I grip keyboards you need to...witness (fufk! )

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">JCoupey is the wikia’s…slickest!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;">One badass Korean from the graphics to the penis <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(12,52,61);white-space:pre-wrap;"> ==Meatholl== <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Slickest is a powerful word, but there’s no reason to use it

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Unless you’re doing something to prove it, then there’s really nothing to it

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Everything I claim to do is visionary

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Every single little quarrel ending how I want to end it

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Do another fight and get it right, I’ll start up drama a hundred times

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll MAKE you learn to love me, I’M MEATHOLL! Drop all your admin rhymes.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Like Clarinet, I’ll ruin all your careers! Beat DWAS back to the color purple!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(194,123,160);white-space:pre-wrap;">Parody Thing was the biggest waste of space on the wiki since Mind’s garble!

TheMindOfMe
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">That’s enough! I’ve had it up to here with all of you!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Why don’t I come down there and show you what a true user can do!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I swoop low like iSmack, no need for socks cause I work solo

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">If there’s one thing I learned about you all it’s about being MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I make the top blogs yo, cuz I’m MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Even make Scraw laugh at me, yo, MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I set up blogs and type stupid comments because I’m so “funny”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fell to the bottom, now I got them hiatus made of fuckin’ funny

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I ain’t got that staff funny, but I don’t give a fuck

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Take your hate to the bank, and I fap with my nuts

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">I make the people laugh their asses off, while the hater’s say I’m arrogant

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Got no time to read comments, while I’m replying to them anyways!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Got that porn from above, and the skills of a beginner!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">When it comes to blowin’ up, the regular user is the winner!

Who won? DWAS Loyg Coupe Meat Mind