User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Kirby vs Yoshi - Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros

GUESS WHO'S FINALLY BACK BITCHES. Aiight, hello everybody, and welcome to the second installment but first episode as of the rebirth of the ''Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros. ''series. Starting off as a battle series between me and Lexi, she sadly found herself overloaded with work so now it's between me and a guest every episode. Furthermore, todays short episode features the loveable puff ball from Dreamland, Kirby, rapping against green dinosaur, Yoshi, to see who's the better strange creature who's main asset is eating, and had a game where they were made of yarn. This paticular matchup features the awesome Yobar rapping as Yoshi, but I also dedicate this matchup to Matt cause we all know he loves Kirby matchups where the main connection is eating (<3) That all being said, let's get to the battle.

Rappers
ProbablyNoah as Kirby

Yobar as Yoshi

Instrumental - Glory

Introduction
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER SMASH BROS!

VS!



BEGIN!

Yoshi
(Yoshi hatches out of an egg)

Yoshiiiii! Just got hatched and mama, you're ugly!

A puffball? So lazy! Looks like a Pokemon, Gen 60!

I'm a hard-boiled egg-dweller, you're like my cookie!

...nah, more like the ammo I store for my enemies!

Ripping off from everyone in hopes to get a personality,

Name more meaningless than what you’re gonna be spitting!

This god tier child dinosaur raps a silly jelly belly,

Giving a colorful beating is in every Yoshi's Story!

Kirby
Poyo! Defender of Dreams is here to dig a Dino flat, with no mercy!

Draw a circle, dot the eyes and add a smile- It’s me, Kirby!

You heard me, you’re on my airride, and I’m about to Mass Attack ya,

Your main asset is eating! Call me a copy? Well, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby:_Right_Back_at_Ya! Right Back at Ya!]

I’ll bake you into Strawberry Cake, challenging me is a huge mistake,

The only legacy you’ll have left is your useless powers that I’ll take

Effects of Rock Kirby couldn’t beat you into a bigger landslide!

Here’s a Point of Advice - Fly on back to your dead franchise.

Yoshi
Y'know, you've got a lot in common with my escortees,

When I let you go, you just make my ears bleed!

So I'll forget you, like Sakurai did your series,

Ending Kirby's too easy! I'll send you back to the galaxies!

Kirby
Kirby’s Avalanche-ing this cartoon Riptor with no claws,

You’ve never Meta Knight like me that’ll demolish you and your Squeak Squad!

And now I’ve bested you with rhyme! Call me Mario,

I’ve jumped on your head to the plain of victory, and I’m leaving you behind

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER SMASH BROS!

Outro
Who won? Kirby Yoshi