User blog:Stevethebarbarian/Sans and Papyrus Vs Mario and Luigi

Like always, no introduction needed.

Bro fight!

Let's go!

(Sans talks in all lowercase, Papyrus in ALL CAPS, Mario talks normally, and Luigi is in bold.)

Oh yeah, and fok, this turned out waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer than I had intended.

Sans
ready? here we go.

playin' your games is like wadin' through snow,

no fun, cold feet, and it turns to nothin' in the end,

so if ya wanna make this easy, why don't you be a friend?

insteada killin every single thing in your path,

how boutcha slow down a bit before i kick your ass...enine.

Papyrus
I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD YOUR USE OF THAT WORD, SANS!

BUT IT DOSEN'T MATTER, 'CAUSE THESE BROS ARE ABOUT TO GET BURNED, SANS!

I'LL LYRICALLY WHIP THEM TILL THEY'RE HIDING IN A MOUNTAIN, SANS,

AND THEN I'LL LEAVE AND GO TO THE METTATON FOUNTAIN, SANS!

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET, I'VE GOT MORE BEATS TO DROP,

THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS BETTER THEN A COUPLE OF FOPS!

Mario
It'sa me, Mario, and I'mma gonna kick your ass, 

Cause me and my brother here are gonna put some boneheads on blast!

Because see, I don't kill, I just liberate people,

Those Goombas are fine, they come back in the sequel!

And besides, it dosen't matter, I'm a justified hero,

You're named after fonts, you're nothing but a zero,

If you want to mess with Mario, your plan is doomed to bust,

So why don't you make like your brother and turn to fucking dust?

Luigi
He's got a point, skelebros, why don't you leave us alone,

I'm sure you've got some real "good" food waiting for you at home,

I mean, I wouldn't eat that spaghetti, but we're both connoisseurs,

It's just that I'm used to Itallian food a little better than yours,

But if you do want to battle, I'd be happy to oblige, 

But I hope you're aware that you don't get any revives!

See what you go through today'll stick with you forever,

'Cause burns like these don't just go away, but whatever.

I thought I was the helpless brother, but I guess I was wrong,

That scrawny skeleton lasted like five minutes, and he was gon-

Sans and Papyrus
why don't you just shut up, plumber boy, and leave pap alone,

cause when you commit sins you've got to attone,

and i'm not one to let people off easy,

just ask chara, but, uh, i think they're feelin a bit queazy

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN BY THE WAY,

I NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN AFTER THAT FIRST DAY...

IT DOSEN'T MATTER THOUGH, THERE ARE TWO HUMANS RIGHT HERE,

AND MY RAPS WILL SKEWER THEM BOTH LIKE A MAGICAL SPEAR!

that's right bro, let's bring 'em both down,

nothin' but a fat plumber and a sait patrick's day clown,

they think they're a big deal, but they've got it all skewed,

they lost their orignality after mario bros two.

MARIO, YOU'RE JUST MISGUIDED,

I'LL BE YOUR LIFE COACH, I'M SO EXITED,

BUT WAIT, I CAN'T, I HAVE TO SLAM YOU DOWN FIRST

SO JUST WAIT AROUND FOR SANS' NEXT RAP BURST

that's right bro, you're doin' just fine,

i'll war with these suckers like my name's undyne,

and if they rap back and i'm not affected, heck, sue me,

it's not my fault all their best rhymes just go right through me.

(Papyrus let's out a Supa Hot Fire style "OOOOOH!")

Mario and Luigi
This has gone long enough, I've had it with your shit!

It's bad enough you've got no graphics, but you don't even have any wit,

We've sat through your bad jokes since you got here, ya chumps!

We've been stomping turtles, saving princesses, and making jumps-

SINCE BEFORE TOBY FOX WAS BORN, so why don't you get out of our faces!

You're fucking with legends, we're just rounding the bases.

Rhett and Link weren't brothers but their raps were better than yours,

You were killed by one child, we've won twenty wars!

(Luigi beatboxes)

Mario and Luigi, best bros till the end,

Stompin on Bowser and saving our friends,

Eat a mushroom and grow ten feet tall,

Grab yourself a star and win any brawl,

We've sold 250 million copies, main series alone,

So step back turn around, head back to New Home,

We're the guys who shoved you in Ebbot in the first place,

So shut up and sit down, buddy, fucking checkmate!

(Mario beatboxes)

It's my turn to spread some little-bro LOVE,

I may be younger but I'm still standing above,

You bit our shit, skinny tall bro and short fat one,

Not to mention one get's way more regognition by a ton,

But I'm not resentful, I'm glad to have half the fame,

I'm in Smash Bros, brother, and I'm bringin' the pain,

You're the two weakest monsters, one of you won't even fight, 

It's kinda sad to tell the truth, I'm done, knight knight.

Sans and Papyrus
i warned you once and i'll warn you again

d o n ' t   f u c k   w i t h   m y   b r o t h e r   a n d   d o n ' t   f u c k  w i t h   m y   f r i e n d s.

i'll skip the tu-toriel and spread the as-gore,

pick up muffet's tuffet and slam you to the floor,

i'd invite you to our house and ask you to un-dine,

but you messed with the alpha-is, and that's commiting a crime,

i'm afraid you'd get a bit frisk-y, i know how you two are,

i've seen the fanart, but so sorry, i went too far.

wait, never mind, you crossed that line long ago,

when you made fun of our deaths, so i'm not about to let you go.

don't think i'm done yet, i'm just givin' pap a chance,

so cmon' marios, bring it on, let's dance.

I'M READY FOR ANYTHING, THE NUMBER ONE ROYAL GUARD,

YOU TWO ARE JUST PLUMBERS WHO DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

YOU WANT TO BE HEROES, BUT YOU DO NOTHING BUT PUNCH BLOCKS,

EVERY SINGLE MOVE I MAKE IS FOR A REASON, 'CAUSE IT ROCKS!

YOU THINK I STOLE YOUR SHTICK? I'M A SKELETON FOR HIS SAKE,

I MEAN, DO YOU SEE ME SPITTING THE SAME FIREBALLS IN EVERY SINGLE GAME?

YOU LITERALLY NEVER CHANGE, WE'RE ALL BRAND NEW,

PLAY OUR GAME JUST ONCE, IT'LL HOOK EVEN YOU!

so bring it on, bros, your fame is all mine,

but talk about pap again and you'll have a bad time,

NYEH HEH HEH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE SANS,

MARIO, LOOK AT YOU, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BROWN VANS.

wow pap, that was even staler than i expected,

not unlike luigi talking about smash, even pac-man wasn't rejected

BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT, SMASH BROTHERS RULES!

IT'S NOT NOT SOMETHING THAT I'D DESCRIBE AS COOL.

but hey, i'm finished, i'll let bygones be bygones,

but take my advice, don't come back, and geeeeeeeeeeeettt dunked on!

Mario and Luigi
Imma fixin' to end this rap battle, once and for goddamn all!

You're just Earthbound with bad combat, that somehow makes people bawl,

But we're not just veterans, we're the fucking kings!

You aren't gonna bring us down by getting ugly and growing wings,

'''Human SOULs or not, you haven't got a chance! '''

Compared to us your game is a tiny Spider Dance!

We've made peace with our demons, but you need to look behind you,

'Cause your best friend is the one that will eventually find you,

Like some wise men once said, you're just dust in the wind,

So back off and don't come back, this is the fucking end.

We're the Mario brothers, and plumbing's the game,

Chowin' on your tower made of Hot Dogs, cooked in a flame,

It's all over now, you're allready dead and gone,

So give it up once and for all,