User blog:The Bespectacled Guy/Bespec's Rap Battles of History 2: Richard Dawkins VS KSIOlajidebt

Introduction


In this battle, controversial evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins takes on controversial gaming online personality, KSI.

Beat: At same pace as Raputin VS Stalin

The Battle
BESPEC'S RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

RICHARD DAWKINS!

VS

KSI!

BEGIN!

Richard Dawkins:

What strange specimen have I encountered right here?

A YouTuber? Well, games are all that you hold dear!

You just sit up in your room, playing with yourself all day,

While I'm spreading my knowledge. Now run along and pray!

Hah!

What's that? Your rape face? An unpleasant suggestion.

You'll be shocked when I win, but that's natural selection.

Because I'm a great scientist and a deadly MC,

You're a twat who wastes his money in Nando's and KFC!

And can you talk to a woman without asking to fuck her?

Well, you might be big on FIFA, but I'm Pro Evolution, Sucker!

KSI:

LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!

Alright, my name is KSI Olajide BT,

And you're out of your mind if you wanna mess with me!

I've seen, you mate, you've God Delusions of grandeur, yeah,

And if you go on rapping then you'll get what's coming for ya!

I'll bend you like Beckham, that's how I roll when I play,

I'll leave you running and hiding like you were from Bill Craig!

Then I'll break into your house and make love to your wife,

You won't get No Sleep, 'cause we'll be screaming all night!

You've even pissed off Brandon Flowers with your mindless crap!

Now, like Eurogamer, I'm gonna ban you from this match!

Richard Dawkins:

So 'ban' me then! I can't make my points any clearer,

You're a fool with no brains, just like Alan Shearer!

So let's try euthanasia, which I endorse fully,

On this petty, unjust, vindicative, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, capriciously malevolent bully!

KSI:

You wrote a kids' book? Really, are you having a laugh?

Well, watch as I Get Hyper on your old and wrinkly arse.

You're an unpleasant guy, and an arrogant prick,

Call me Heskey, I've made Darwin's Rottweiler my bitch!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

BESPEC'S RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Poll
Who won? Richard Dawkins KSI