User blog:Skrumbop/Shitpost Battle 2: Electric Boogaloo - Fortnite Thanos VS T-posing Vinny

Vinny:

My name is Vinny and I'm here to say

I'm better than Brian and I love cliches!

I keep away the beta males by T-posing!

I'll leave you like Brian, DECOMPOSING!

If you throw a moon at me, I won't be happy!

That genocide you did was pretty crappy!

You're just a purple thumb obsessed with geology!

You look like an alien straight out of Scientology!

Thanos:

I got a head start on my golf cart!

So why don't you run back home and go fart!

I should just use the time stone so I wouldn't hear you rap!

I default dance on your grave and-

Vinny: *BRRAAAAPPP*

Thanos: dude why did you farded?

-The fart knocks out Thanos and Vinny takes the glove. He wishes everyone back, including Brian. Vinny travels back in time to stop Brian from getting hit, but instead, he ends up in a grey car that is speeding down the street. He sees Brian setting up a street hockey net in front of his car. He tries to brake, but it is too late. Vinny notices a blue graphic in front of him that says, "#1 Victory Royale"-

THE END