User blog:Pizzajogadaclone/Dr. Phil vs Eddie Murphy - Epic Rap Battles of Randomry S1E1

This is my 1st rap battle in this wiki. You know what the beat is? You decide.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMRY!

DR PHIL

VS

EDDIE MURPHY!!!

BEGIN!

Dr. Phil
Hello, I'm Dr. Phil and I will teach you a lesson.

While you talk to animals, I would rather blast them.

Ogres do have layers just like onions.

When I rap against a donkey, I am totally done with ya.

Cash me outside, how about that?

You look just like a giant cat!

When I say a giant cat,

I mean The Cat in the Hat.

When it comes to being a "doctor",

I would give you a bath!

Eddie Murphy
What do you mean by giving me a bath?

I could use a paper and teach you some math!

You are not the doctor,

I am the doctor.

When it comes to rhyming,

My mouth gets hotter!

Deez Nuts,

HA!

Goteem!

I could meet you anytime, and we'll never make a team!

I would not rather be in your program,

I bet your weight is 1000 kilograms!

???
Now it's my chance to rap,

I will never take a nap,

When you both lose,

Come sit on my lap.

Now it's time to reveal who I am,

When I beat you both, you will be like BAM!

Dr. Seuss
I have wrote many children's books

Phil, The Cat's on your left, LOOK!

I discovered many things that you haven't

Like the magic of reading,

And a PBS Kids ident.

Reading gives us intelligence,

While you may or not get intelligent.

You both are very dumb guys.

You don't even know what is a piece of pie!

Outro
WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC *heart rate monitor sounds* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Hint
As someone rubs the lamp, something appears out of it. Can you guess what it is?