Board Thread:Speculation Board/@comment-25206806-20140730153412

There are probably better lyrics you could put in this one and Ironman might be being saved up for an Avenger VS Justice Leauge battle but what do you guys think of this?

 Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of History!

                      Lord Eddard Stark

                      VS

                     Tony Star-

 Ton S:        Actaully that should be Ironman.

 Announcer: Oh, er, sorry.

 Ton S:         Don't worry it's Ok.

 Anouncer:  VS... Ironman!

                    Begin!

 Lord S :   You may share my name but you’re not part of my clan

                  It’ll take two minutes  to squash this tin can!

                  I’ve seen your pretty hands that allow you to fly

                  but unlike a crow you’ll taste shit in a pie.

                  My servants aren’t digital but cut my blades to precision

                   enough to take down Jarvis, oh wait, The Vision!

<p class="MsoNormal">                   Fighting’s serious business and my shield’s not a toy

<p class="MsoNormal">                  but I don’t need it against this playboy.

<p class="MsoNormal">                  Beating this rusty solider will be a piece of piss,

<p class="MsoNormal">                  You’ve got no Thor or Hulk now, so try and avenge this!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Tony S:     Your job is confusing and cause lots frustration,

<p class="MsoNormal">                  The hand of the King, isn’t that slang for masturbation?

<p class="MsoNormal">                 You need to sit back a little, stop being a jerk,

<p class="MsoNormal">                 put together a team and let them do all the work!

<p class="MsoNormal">                 I’m rich and compassionate; there are no beggars on my steps,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">     and just like a Lienister I always pay my debts!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">     My problems are easy just paparazzi and stalkers,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">     you guys had to face off against a ton of white walkers.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">     I’m one of earth’s mightiest heroes, created by Stan

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">    (Pulls Stan Lee into shot then pushes him away again)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">    You trying oust Geoffrey, not a good plan!

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<p class="MsoNormal">  Lord S : Your sense of honour is weak  you  just enjoy  pandering

<p class="MsoNormal">              As your ignorance was what created the Mandarin.

<p class="MsoNormal">             The people should be disgusted by how you behave

<p class="MsoNormal">               Maybe Ultron was right, you kill more than you save.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:36.0pt">  The Armies of Winterfell are united, we can cross any stream,

<p class="MsoNormal">              But thanks to Sony and Fox you can’t unite your whole team!

<p class="MsoNormal">              (Two executives are handcuffed to Wolverine and Spiderman)

<p class="MsoNormal">              I’ll just sit in my castle and drink plenty of beer.

<p class="MsoNormal">             Winter may be coming but for you it’s already here.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Tony S: I throw balls and parties where the girls don’t wear gowns

<p class="MsoNormal">             You lot are so boring, everything’s the thing of nouns!

<p class="MsoNormal">               Your clothes are so shitty, they’re all tatty and old

<p class="MsoNormal">             Go back to the wall where it’s desolate and cold!

<p class="MsoNormal">             Marvel will come together one day, that I do know,

<p class="MsoNormal">             We’re all still waiting for Daenerys  Targaryen meet up the Jon Snow.

<p class="MsoNormal">             People only watch your show for the action of the bed

<p class="MsoNormal">             If you’d bought some of my amour it might have saved your head! <ac_metadata title="Lord Eddard Stark Vs Ironman"> </ac_metadata>