User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 33: Marilyn Manson vs. Pope Francis

This battle features the famous rock musician and Satanist, Marilyn Manson vs the pontiff himself, Pope Francis. Enjoy!

Nice Peter as Marilyn Manson

EpicLLOYD as Pope Francis

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARILYN MANSON!

VS.

POPE FRANCIS!!

BEGIN!

Marilyn Manson:

Let me start things off by saying "All Hail Satan!"

I'm gonna pawn your old scrawny ass!

After this, your power and supremacy will fail to last!

I'm bringing the kaboom from the place of all evil!

And soon, I'll be conquering the whole Vatican people!

Hey man, you got big muscles! That something to say the least

But one thing you'll never do is conquer my beast!

I'm an Antichrist! A superstar! Ten times richer than you'll ever be!

It's from your failures in life where I get my flow's energy!

Better remix your homilies Pops, better repent to the devil!

Or your Argentinian ass will never reach my level!

Pope Francis:

Hahaha! You fool! Don't you know who I am?

I'm Pope fucking Francis! Bringing Christ's word to the land!

While you sit there problematic on how to pay lawsuits against you!

I'm changing the hearts of millions and even your closest friends too!

I don't need a golden staff or a million dollar home!

I'm rich with God's word and raps better than yours, homes!

I can eat you and drink you up while still keeping the peace!

And in just these eight lines, I have conquered your beast!

Marilyn Manson:

Rich with God's word? Are you trying to make a joke?

I'll pop the demon's begotten flows like putting Mentos in a coke!

Being the Pope is like being the head janitor of a corporation!

With the power of Satan, may we have the Christian nation!

(Demons come to attack Pope Francis but are combatted by Pope Francis' cross)

Pope Francis:

By the power of Christ! I cast you the devil away!

I'm willing to beat the shit out of you but I'd do it another day!

Beggone demon! Leave this battle between MM and me!

And tell the father of sin to watch cuz he'll see

How I can demolish even the biggest of his worshippers!

I'll leave you so fucking scared, you'll literally be the Pale Emperor!

I sport Blue Air Jordans and my beat is like the blacks!

I'll dish out 77 times 7 of the power of your attacks!

I support good gays and love little girls and boys!

But next time, don't use stuffed animals as sex toys!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (evil Satan laugh) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Who Won? Marilyn Manson Pope Francis