User blog:TeamFortressMinecraft/TFM Rap Battles 3: Medic vs Sniper

TFM Rap Battles!

Medic vs Sniper!

Begin!

Sniper: The Sniper's here; to take down this Nazi German,

You give heart transplants; my job's Precision Elimination.

I'll kill you with my Ol' Snaggletooth; from my Croc-o-style kit,

I'll be Fortifyingly Compounding you with my rifle; you fucking idiot.

You can't kill me; becuase I'm a straight shooter

You don't fight; because you're a loser.

You assist Homicide?; you just sit there and wait for patients,

Me beating you will be no nine-pipe problem

Medic: Welcome to my Hospital, dick; you got no chance.

You shoot people down, while this doctor's advanced.

By the end of this rap battle; you'll get pwnd,

I'm so secret; my own name's unknown.

I'll take down this Austrailian easily; so take you're last breath,

You can't deafeat me with your Pink Cloud of Death.

You're a Rick Grimes wannabe; this is how I feel,

You obeserve aliens; but they aren't even real.

Sniper: You try your best; but you can't beat this huntsman,

I'm in for a kill with my old-fashioned.