User blog:RespectthePixel35/Epic RTP Battles of History 12-Ezio vs Billy the Kid

Hello persons, I saw this match-up on the ERB suggestions page, and I thought 'Eh, why not?' I thought it would be fun to do it. I've never played Assassin's Creed before, (because I'm not allowed to play it) but I've heard of Billy the Kid before, so I'm doing this.

Cast
Nice Peter as Ezio Auditore

EpicLLOYD as Billy the Kid

The Battle
Beat Billy starts at 0:27

EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EZIO AUDITORE!!!!

VS!!!!

BILLY THE KID!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Billy the Kid:
¿Quien es? ¿Quien es? Who's this son of a bitch?

Just an "assassin" who's possibility of a victory must be a glitch!

Ya say yer skilled and trained, but I put a bullet through yer brain.

Better give up now, this is a Secret Crusade.

You got yer fancy knifes, I got mah rifle!

For you in this battle, it's a fight for survival!

Face it, your stunts won't be able to escape mah raps,

If ya want directions to win, there's no map!

Ezio Auditore:
Listen, Hillbilly the Kid, time to get rid,

I'll kill you right now, but God(father) forbid.

Listen, kid, before you make a bad idea, let me teach you a lesson.

I'll hunt you down, serve you with some ranch dressin'.

I have skills, my games are thrills, watch me get an ultra-kill

I'm the most interesting man in your life, here's your Bill.

Got the weapons and stealth to strand you in a desert.

You'll never come close to me, but you'll get a Pat on the back for effort.

Billy the Kid:
Hold on, partner, slow it down, bro.

'Cause me beatin' you is way too Ezi-o!

Ya think life's a game, but I got the power o' Will!

I got a license to kill! Just let me get mah fill. Hold still.

Just let me aim at your face, it'll be nice n' quick.

You assassinating, decapitating, morbid little prick!

I don't care if you were in the Renaissance,

You reek o' fantasy, and I'm not sorry for your loss.

Ezio Auditore:
Get the fuck out, Henry, 'cause this is my House.

I'll beat you so bad, you'll have a scar on your mouth.

You left-handed, ferrotypical, stereotypical cowboy,

Pick up a real gun, and put down your toys.

You see this knife? It goes straight through your chest.

The Outlaw's got a bit of a painful past.

You died when you're 21, and your acts are done.

You know, it's getting dark. You'd better run.

WHO WON????

WHO'S NEXT????

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC... (gun shot) RTP (slash) BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

Who won? Billy the Kid Ezio Auditore