Talk:Lewis and Clark vs Bill & Ted/@comment-28544218-20150524103821/@comment-25443057-20150524104546

After spending numerous times listening to the preview, here's what I got:

L&C:

Travellers who inspired air guitar and Dude, Where's My Car!

We've conquered much greater danger in our treks through Mother Nature

So step off, but tell Bill's stepmom, don't be a stranger!

B&T:

Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most henious

I've heard better insults dropped from Socrates' anus!

That's my mom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us

And show this boyscouts how it goes in St. Dimas!

These ??? we'll be spitting like Billy The Kid's guns

And you'll be verbally kicked in the Sacawegia-nuts

A teen mom carried you and your troop?

Should have let the baby led, put you in the papoose!

And if those native dudes knew, like, what you were going to do

They would have stopped you in North Dakota! Dude, they should totally sue!

Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamp?!

Or you'll discover your verses most triumphantly sucked!

L&C:

Did you hear that, Merriweather? These two want to brawl

I'll take Neo, I'll take the one that no one has even heard at all!

From following the Black Eagle to the Persicfic (?????)

Put the diss in disentary because we spit sick

With your ?????, you'll be useless in the trail we blaze

You couldn't navigate your way out of a circular cage!

Now get out of our way, you turkeys are not worthy

Suffering through your movies is a bogus journey!

B&T:

Man, they burnt us. I feel like a doofus.

What do we do? I don't know (Be excellent.) RUFUS!

He's right, dude, we shouldn't take this abuse

From some Paul Buynan dudes in potato sack suits!

You travelled a river down one direction, we go in four dimensions

Rescuing bodacious babes, getting back before detention

Dear Mr Lewis, I've seen your future and I don't want to be rude

But spoiler alert: YOU TOTALLY, LIKE, KILL YOURSELF, DUDE!

We offer you peace in the form these awesome mediallions

And claim this land in the name of Wyld Stallions!