User blog:ShoopDaKev/John Candy VS Zach Galifianakis. Epic Unofficial Rap Battles Of History 7.



Hey guys, here's my seventh battle. I think it came out really good. Hope you like it!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS!

VS!

JOHNNNN CAAANNDDYYYY!

BEGIN!

(Zach)

I’m here to fry up a load of Canadian bacon!

You think you can beat ZG?

You must be mistaken!

John Candy, bout time you kneel!

I’ll run over your Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!

You think you can win; you must be out of luck!

I’m the latest, greatest actor, see you later Uncle Buck!

You may call yourself famous, but that went by fast!

<p class="MsoNormal">And now you have been beat,  at last!

<p class="MsoNormal">(John Candy)

<p class="MsoNormal">Welcome to the candy shop, open 24/7!

<p class="MsoNormal">When you rip off so much from me, you should at least give some credit!

<p class="MsoNormal">Sit down, Zack, let’s examine fate!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your career is done, it's your overdue date!

<p class="MsoNormal">Step up to a man like Candy, you must be hung-over!

<p class="MsoNormal">Well if you think you’ve won, then you must not be sober!

<p class="MsoNormal">You may be big now, but that’s about to be through!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a biggest disappointment since Hangover: Part Two!

<p class="MsoNormal">(Chris Farley)

<p class="MsoNormal">What are you trying to do!

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t dis me!

<p class="MsoNormal">You both look like lumberjacks, so go back to cutting down some trees!

<p class="MsoNormal">Like King Tut, I might of died young, but my comedy legacy, will forever live on!

<p class="MsoNormal">The spotlight has passed, you’re in Chris’s World, now!

<p class="MsoNormal">You guys are famous, tell me, how?!

<p class="MsoNormal">You guys have been beat, sorry, Charlie!

<p class="MsoNormal">I always come out winning!

<p class="MsoNormal">Victory is Chris Farley’s!

<p class="MsoNormal">(John Belushi)

<p class="MsoNormal">Wait stop!

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s Mr. John Belushi!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m like a verbal mountain, you fools can’t move me!

<p class="MsoNormal">I have been the star!

<p class="MsoNormal">Of so many great classics!

<p class="MsoNormal">But now I am here to demolish all ‘yo asses!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the world’s greatest!

<p class="MsoNormal">Better than the others!

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t hold a candle to my films, remember Blue’s Brothers!

<p class="MsoNormal">The day you beat me, that will be never!

<p class="MsoNormal">When are you going to learn, John Belushi forever!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

WHO WON? John Candy Zach Galifianakis Chris Farley John Belushi