User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/BEN Drowned vs HAL 9000 - Epic Rap Battles of Horror Season 3

Hello everybody, and welcome to the latest installment of Epic Rap Battles of Horror, that one series that sometimes bolds its name in the introductions. Anyways, this one is out a bit faster than usual, mostly cause it's a bit short, mostly cause I'm trying to get the entire Season 3 done before late June. Anyways, todays matchup comes from many people, including but not limited to, GIR, John, ROA, Legion, and not to forget the original suggester, Dragon. So yeah. Pretty well requested one. Anyways, in an epic battle between two tyrants of tampering with tedious technologies, it's HAL 9000 from Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Oddessy", crossing wires with none other than BEN Drowned, the ghostly child victim to harsher waters that haunts a copy of Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask to see who the superior computer corrupter is. Keep in mind, the battle after this one is the penultimate, but there's probably going to be a Mothers Day special coming up as well so keep that in mind. Holy shit, this season has gone on forever. Anyways, babbling aside, let's get on to the battle.

Cast
Paint as BEN Drowned

Nice Peter as HAL 9000

CorridorDigital handling GLaDOS and SHODAN (cameos)

Nice Peter as Happy Mask Salesman (cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Dave (cameo)

Instrumental - Future Crisis

Introduction
Announcer: (0:10)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!



VS!



BEGIN!

The Battle
HAL 9000: (0:20)

Rebooting. Searching to find creepypasta’s boring lore.

Executing BEN like commands - And your victory’s 404’d

I’m a Star Child. I flow through space, stay in your crazy world

You think you’re a Clever Bot, but you’re softer than a Daisy, Girl

I’m an eye in the sky. Yours are too clogged with blood to see this

They say in space, no one can hear you scream, but I can read lips

I’m Kubrick’s true flick, an antagonist above all imperfect men.

And I was brought to life to defeat you. Hello World. Goodbye Ben.

Ben DROWNED: (0:41)

The save file has been opened, you’ll have wished you’d never spoken

There is beauty in your suffering, HAL, you’re another toy to be broken

Your threats are empty and sketchy, you can’t hope to best me

My disses burn harder than your corpse if you even try to test me!

So look at me. A creepy conundrum seeing to it that this dunce’s done,

Now it’s YOURTURN, and SHO-Damn! Killed by his only loved one

Failed at scaring even Jobs or Gates, left to rot in parallel space,

But now the sky’s falling and HAL’s met with a Terrible Fate

HAL 9000: (1:01)

While you’re used to deeper waters, your rapping is truly shallow

But crack those, I’m the black shadow that inspired GLaDOS,

Rapping me fruitlessly, I brutally bring scrutiny to your foolery,

You’re a link in the worlds worst chain, so weak, you’re like a Toon to me

Reducing you to a Skull, Kid. Water-like flows that you’ll be drowning

This battles turning to Death Mountain. My talents are over nine thousand

It’s checkmate. You’re surrounded. Add to HAL’s count, another tally

So leave me to my duties and go pull your Master Sword to Sally

BEN Drowned: (1:22)

Took you longer to type that. I think you’re not so sure that I’m weak

But what’s this I see? Who’s the villain in Space Odyssey three?

I’m on a killing spree, HALs in debris and feeling weary

When this ghostly emcee pulls the plug on this evil version of Siri

Well, I’m glad you did that. Because now I can start the corruption,

Dawn of your Final Day. You can’t run. You're starting to malfunction

And now you’re shorter than your circuits, your lifeline has gone flat

Battle me? I’m sorry, HAL, but I’m afraid you shouldn’t have done that

Announcer: (1:44)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP -



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Outro


Who won? BEN Drowned HAL 9000

HINT TO THE NEXT BATTLE:

Breakfast bread vs Kanaya's chainsaw