User blog:Loygansono55/Epic Rap Battles of Fuck, We Missed Halloween

There is a knock on the door. John noticed the knock and swats it. He doesn't want any knocks on his door. Then, somebody rings his doorbell. John answers.

"Trick or tr-"

"It's not Halloween anymore. Please leave before I call the police."

"We are the police."

"NO. IT CAN'T BE."

"Hands against the wall."

"WHAT DID I DO?"

Poor John. Poor, poor John.

During his trail, John testified by rapping the following sick-ass verses.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF I'M INNOCENT!

MAJIN BUU!

VERSUS!

KING BOO!

BOOGIN!

Majin Buu:

Oh, we’re starting? Sorry, we’re nearly a week late

Because we put this off so we could go and masturbate!

Trick or treat? Dick I beat! Mick I greet! Hey, Mick!

And I know shit about Dragon Ball, so aaaayyyy!

King Boo:

HAHAHA! Your friends are like my mansion: really fake!

I’m the scariest, you turn people into the candy kids take!

See this long tongue? I’ll lick you so hard, you’ll taste to sweetly

Wanna mess with this ghost? Then you’ll mess with my bro Petey!

Petey vomits everywhere.

Majin Buu:

Oh yeah? Well… I still know shit about Dragon Ball!

I played your game once, I was not enthralled!

Because it sucked! That’s right, you heard me! It sucked!

And I’m not even canon, I have very rotten luck!

King Boo:

Oh, hell no! The only thing that sucks here is your friend Hercule!

I mean, he’s not even Hercules! Bruh, are you for real?

I don’t even watch Dragon Ball, so you can just cram it!

Isn’t that right, Petey?

Petey is eating older rappers from ERBoWTF.

King Boo:

God dammit.

WHO ONE?

WHO’S TWO?

YOU THREE!

Majin Buu:

I’m not done yet!

YES YOU ARE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHAT THE FOUR!

John ended up getting arrested.

Who won? Majin Buu King Boo and Petey Piranha Scratch that, just Petey Piranha Okay, now Petey Piranha is eating me I am inside his mouth Please send help John The undercover policemen Petey Piranha is about to bite down on me Seriously, please sen-