User blog:Wachowman/Weird Al vs Fat Albert (old ass battle)

Ok, so nothing is said about how shit this battle is, I thought I'd share it because I are it maybe...2 (?) years back, if not, a little more than that, like, this battle could pass for an ERBoWTF, so anyways, attempt to enjoy how shit this is

Note
Inb4 someone says it better or/and is same as my rapping now

Inb4 spelling jokes

Spelling mistakes are what I wrote on the paper I found, so they are intentional here

Rap
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

FAT ALBERT

VS

WEIRD AL YANCOVIC

BEGIN

Fat Albert
I'm the real Weird Al, except Im Fat,

You can't even sing, how can you rap

Do you really think you can beat me?

I'll get my whole crew and make youre face a parody.

Just hand me the win and you can walk on through,

And for milioans sake make a song that was originally fucking made by you

I guess we all now know who's the better Al,

Even though you're you're own manager I can't believe you haven't shut your self down.

Weird Al
You say you're the real Weird Al, stop lying to my face,

I guess that rumor about Chicken is true about your race.

Hey don't steal my wallet, oh wait you can't stand,

How do you masterbait your small dick when you have a giant ass 10-inch hand.

Do you really think that you're good at acting,

The only act you have is the act of diabetese.

Fat Albert
I might cant not stand, but I can rhyme,

Your just a fag that waste my time.

Hey it's the policeman you parent died,

A deadly gas came through the chimney from the outside.

And you've just been upset ever since,

And it didnt feel better to get rejected by prince.

Weird Al
You roasted my parents, shows how nieve you are,

You can't even move, so you shit in a jar.

The police called you, weird, Walgreens called me,

And asked if you wanted pills for your STD.

I use real Instruments for Music, you use something to pick up shit with with a string attached,

Now get off your truck and come KISS MY ASS

WHO WON

WHIS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EPICNESS

Who won? (Why not put this) Weird Al Fat Albert

End
It's so bad...I even made a Beavis and Butthead vs Lewis and Clark...but it's not really done, maybe I'll put it, idk