User blog:Andrew0218/Salvador Dali vs Andy Warhol. Dem Epic Rap Battles

Art.

Intro
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

ANDY WARHOL!



VS!

SALVADOR DALI!



BEGIN!

Andy Warhol (0:22):
Warhol is here and he’s ready for a war

Grab my canvas and brush, and I’m ready for a brawl

I’m gonna make your eyes pop when I come to spit

I made more money than your melting clocks ever did

Your fifteen minutes of fame can’t compare to my legacy

Judging from all your works, you need more LSD or therapy

With all the melted faces, humanoid plants, and Lovecraftian poop

I made better arts than you when I’m drawing canned soup

Salvador Dali (0:45):
Look, I’m a legend, and you can’t compete with me

I’d enjoy your work more if you take out the ‘P’

You did nothing more than changing colors of a photograph

While my guardians can’t wait to get my fabulous autograph

With my lyrical pistol, you’re about to get shot again

And after your death, your works will be thrown into the garbage bin

Another verse spat out, and your Love Boat will be wrecked

Have no fear of perfection ‘cause you’ll never be perfect

Andy Warhol (1:06):
Stop with the drawing crap, go back to care for your health

Maybe stop dehydrating and stop burning yourself

Your future is as bright as the shadows I’ve used

You know Picasso, huh? Well, I’m Monroe approved!

Salvador Dali (1:17):
You don’t know crap ‘bout my arts, for you, it’s too profound

I’m gonna bury you with rhymes, leave you Velvet Underground

So better listen up, you punk, because my flow rocks

Next up, you’ll get yourself being melted like clocks

Andy Warhol (1:27):1`
You’re nothing to me, stop being a goddamn hypocrite

I’m gonna grab your mustache and suffocate you with it

In the end, you’ll inevitably explode like plastic

Then I’ll put your remains on the wall, and I’ll make another classic

Salvador Dali (1:39):
I’m gonna kill you like arrhythmia, but this time even faster

Your verses were so bad; they’d call it a Double Disaster

Let me end this battle, since you’ve already been outdrawn

You can’t get any girls, and so you started filming porn

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Andy Warhol Salvador Dali