Talk:Mozart vs Skrillex/@comment-7848118-20130405194046

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SKRILLEX!

VS.

MOZART!

BEGIN!

Skrillex:

My name is Skrillex man, welcome to the devil's den

I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants

You're a weirdo Wolfy you rinse your powdered wigs in poo

And your cousin blew notes on your little magic flute

Your daddy makes the Jackson Five look like a family circus

You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless

I'm rich and claiming famous

And I'mma play this on the A-list

You're the lamest, kiss my anus

A-a-a-amadeus

Mozart:

Was that's the verse, or did you just get the hiccups?

I'm a prodigy, Sonny and I'm about to smack a bitch up

My music is 200 years old and it's still excellent

In 2 months more the world will forget about you, Skrill-excrement

I can't believe the way you dressed when you dub step out of the house

You're like the emo, Steve Irkle, you 'uggh' reek of deadmau5

I am the world's greatest composer, no one knows what you are

Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar!

Skrillex:

I'm attack, you decay, can't sustain my releases

Side-chain, Wolfgang, bangarang you to pieces

I'm a self made-man, you're a slave to your papa

I'mma a r-r-r-rockstar mix you with the bass and **DROP YA**

Global, my strobes glow like Chernobyl

Kids exploding your mobile, no one even knows you!

I make the whole world move, you play community theatre

I gave your same fame from home on a blown out speakers

Mozart:

Oh yes, I've heard that EP, and see, I have transcribed it here

Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea?

What type of drug does it take to enjoy (I have no idea)

I have seen more complexity than a couch from IKEA!

You go piano to forte-issi-issi-mo

That means soft to very, very loud, 'Cause I guess that you didn't know!

Why don't you put down your Q-base and bring up a real ball

I rapped harder than you when I was 5 years old!

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP B-B-B-B-BATTLES OF HISTORY (history! history! history!)