User blog:TeamFortressMinecraft/TFM Rap Battles 3: Sniper vs Medic

TFM Rap Battles!

Medic vs Sniper!

Begin! 

Sniper: The Sniper's here; to take down this Nazi German,

You give heart transplants; my job's Precision Elimination.

I'll kill you with my Ol' Snaggletooth; from my Croc-o-style kit,

I'll be Fortifyingly Compounding you with my rifle; you fucking idiot.

You can't kill me; becuase I'm a straight shooter

You don't fight; because you are a loser.

You assist Homicide?; you just sit there and wait for patients,

Me beating you will be no nine-pipe problem 

Medic: Welcome to my Hospital, dick; you got no chance.

You shoot people down, while this doctor's advanced.

By the end of this rap battle; you will get pwnd,

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm so secret; my own name's unknown.

<p style="text-align:center;">I'll take down this Austrailian easily; so take you're last breath,

<p style="text-align:center;">You can't defeat me with your Pink Cloud of Death.

<p style="text-align:center;">You're a Rick Grimes wannabe; this is how I feel,

<p style="text-align:center;">You obeserve aliens; but they aren't even real. <p style="text-align:center;">

<p style="text-align:center;">Sniper: You try your best; but you can't beat this huntsman,

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm in for a kill with my old-fashioned; Submachine Gun.

<p style="text-align:center;">Compassion for the sick; is something that you lack,

<p style="text-align:center;">You tried fighting Red Spy; until you had a stab to the back.

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<p style="text-align:center;">Medic: Nice try; Small fry; I'm a Private Eye,

<p style="text-align:center;">Vita-sawing your ass in excitement; like it was the 1st of July.

<p style="text-align:center;">Getting Ubercharged; Trying to look my twin,

<p style="text-align:center;">You lost to me; The Man of Medicine!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Who Won?

<p style="text-align:center;">Who's Next?

<p style="text-align:center;"> You Decide!

<p style="text-align:center;">TFM Rap Battles

<p style="text-align:center;"> Link to beat:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv3OwXpdgFw

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<p style="text-align:center;"> Who Won? Medic Sniper