Dr. Watson

"Holmes, you've cracked the case!"

- Dr. Watson

Dr. Watson backed up Sherlock Holmes against Batman and Robin in Batman vs Sherlock Holmes. He was played by Kyle Mooney.

Information on the Rapper
John H. Watson (AKA Dr. Watson) is a character in the Sherlock Holmes stories. He is a former army doctor, having worked in the Second Anglo-Afghan War. He always helps Sherlock with his detective work. He is Holmes' partner, best friend, and flatmate. He is also the narrator in most of Holmes' stories.

Verse 1:
(Sherlock Holmes in italic)

(Dr. Watson in bold)

I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain.

Holmes, explain.

I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne!

The billionaire?

Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours

To afford the toys he needs,

Since he has no superpowers!

''You want a battle, bat? Bring it then!''

I heard he has a British butler.

''Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!''

You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill!

My sidekick's a doctor,

Because his flows are so ill!

Verse 2:
*Thinking* This mustn't register on an emotional level...

First, exploit childhood tragedy...then gesture with pipe...

Watson finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment...

''Conclude with killer catchphrase... *Finished thinking*''

I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face.

You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace

Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!

Holmes, you've cracked the case!

You're a batshit crazy basket case!

Bloody good rhymes!

I've got tonnes.

Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson.

OHHHHHHHH!!!

Trivia

 * He also appears in Sherlock Holmes's title card.
 * He is the only back-up rapper to appear in a main rapper's title card.
 * He is also the only back-up rapper to appear in his battle's iTunes cover.
 * Dr. Watson is the first and only rapper to say something during the "Who won? Who's next?" sequence.