User blog:Dark Cyan/Cyan's Rap Battles 19: Mojo Jojo vs Gorilla Grodd

Hello, everyone. And welcome back to Cyan's Rap Battles!

Third battle, and the first of many in this series to be a request from Cave, so blame him if you think some of the stipulations in this series suck.

Jk.

This battle features the Supervillian simian from the kid's TV show PowerPuff Girls, Mojo Jojo, vs the supervillian and antagonist of The Flash from DC Comics, Gorilla Grodd, to see who is the mightiest monkey. The smartest Supervillian, and who shall conquer the will of who.

Enjoy!

Beat: Go Ape

Mojo Jojo
(starts at 0:17)

Hahaha! I thought I'd seen it all, but this is great!

A discount Caeser wants to remake Planet of the Apes!

So many ingenious plans pouring out of my brain can,

While you regularly lose to the guy less loved than Aquaman!

The whole City of Townsville quakes in fear at my name!

Gorilla City just thinks you're a joke. How lame!

My Team could Beat-All of the Legion of Doom!

But I'm not even the first caped simian to make a monkey out of you!

Gorilla Grodd
(starts at 0:33)

Silence, Primitive Scum! You should be addressing me as King!

This chimp ruled the world but [http://powerpuffgirls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Powerpuff_Girls_Rule! gave it up] because it was' boring!'

Did you forget your goal, spending all your days in your tower?

Brainstorming unimaginitive plans for wealth and power?

You can't kill three pre-school girls, you're so incredibly stupid!

The Amoeba Boys got closer to killing them that you did!

So try and kill me with a laser. The laser to kill me.

I won't be obliterated by a re-iterator with the brains of a puppy!

Mojo Jojo
(starts at 0:50)

What? I do not talk like that! I am clear, concise and to the point!

I excited Cartoon Network fans! All you do is dissapoint!

Only one monkey shall win this fight, and It shall be won by one monkey!

This imbecile shall lose to a genius! A genius will beat this flunky!

You would know all about reiterating, repeating, reinstating yourself!

Eighteen attempts at Genocide, and the only loss was your health!

I am the ape more feared, infamous and notorious!

And I, Mojo Jojo, will be the one victorious!

Gorilla Grodd
(starts at 1:07)

Someone get this simpleton out of this loop!

I'd find that funny, but I'm not your target demo's age group!

At dissing, violence and schemes, I go harder!

You're as terrible a Supervillian as you are a father!

It's time for a new world order, and make no mistake!

I'm assuming direct control of the brain of this headcase!

I'll make you take a stroll into your volcano, damned sod!

And then the whole world shall tremble with fear before Grodd!

Poll
WHO WON? Mojo Jojo Gorilla Grodd