Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History (YouTube Series)/@comment-29915175-20171115212418

Here is my list of the 10 best ERB finishing lines (I had to leave a lot of good ones off because IMO they just weren't quite as good as these):

10: "There's only one way that this battle's gonna end

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again"

- Son Goku

9: "I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life

No one saw Shane coming except for your wife" - Walter Hartwell White Sr.

8. "There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies

You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats!" - Ludwig Van Beethoven

7. "I am passively resisting the fact that you suck

I am celibate because I don't give a fuck" - Mahatma Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

6. "I'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine

You're not a cat with nine lives

You're a pussy with thirteen" - Emmet Lathrop 'Doc' Brown

5. "I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!

"Of the people, by the people, for the people"

Eagle!" - Abraham Lincoln

4. " And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother

As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother" - Charles Robert Darwin

3. "Take your little sloop John B and go home

Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned" - Alphonse Gabriel Capone

2. "I’ll whip you so bad, they’ll make a virgin meringue

You’re the only type of dynamite that’s never going to bang!" - Napoleon Bonaparte

And #1: "I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" - Clinton Eastwood Jr.