User blog:MetalFire/A Cinematic Rap Battle: Mad Max vs Baby Driver

First off, holy fuck I haven't made a blog in over two years now. It's been a long ass time now. For a time the wiki was dying and I lost loads of motivation. However since the wiki has had sort of a rebirth in activity and I love both of these characters, I decided to do something. Anyways here's Mad Max vs Baby Driver. Will I do more? Maybe. Anyways enjoy

Cast & Beat
EpicLloyd: Mad Max

Watsky: Baby

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4s1p0X4zFE

Mad Max:
Welcome to the Wasteland where the strongest survive

The most Humongus foes shake when I arrive

Whether I drive or rap, there's fire on the track

Cause I'm the fastest motherfucker in the Outback

Rip the ear bids off and listen to the Road Warrior

You're a Fearl Kid who works for a sexual predator

Edgar wasn't thinkin Wright when he made your flick

Meanwhile I blew the mind of every single critic

Those shades can't blind you from the facts

That you don't have the mad moxy of Max

I got the skill to smash fuckers at Thunderdome

You can hardly take care of your life at home

The motto is one man enter, one man leaves

But no man is reduced to the bitch of theives

All those stunts you pull off? What a hoax

I expect you to crash, just like your folks

Baby Driver:
Oh sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you

I was thinking of what song to kick your ass too

You ain't shit, your franchise is a big bust

Even with that muzzle you can bite my dust

Furiosa is more skilled behind the wheel

I got a sequel ahead, you got a lawsuit deal

It's a lovely day to start collecting fat stacks

You're a lonely bum begging for oil, Max

I've outrun plenty of damn cops like you

The only fire in your film is the guitar dude

Meanwhile I'm more fly then the Gyro Captain

All you got is B list stunts and cheesy acting

You also got no right to lecture me Rockatansky

You couldn't keep a dog for a whole movie

Retire old man, you're in bad shape

I'll sample your crash on my new tape

Mad Max:
I'm Miles ahead! You're only a mere Baby, driver!

Cause I've seen more skill from the Night Rider

I choose to work solo at any given chance

Unlike you I don't need a shitty romance

A Bat sucked you right outta the spotlight

And your one Buddy fucked you up in a fight

Try to catch up! I'm in acceleration mode!

Or are you way too slow for Fury Road?

Baby Driver:
Think calling me slow would reduce me to tears?!

Fuck Tinnitus, your raps are the noise in my ears!

I go through more risks and jump higher hurdles

You spent one film driving in a fucking circle!

Trying to talk shit on this mad beat?

When Millers most hardcore film was Happy Feet!

This Baby is the manliest foe in your life

I've turned you to roadkill just like your wife!

POLL
Who won? Mad Max Baby