User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Homest Simpson Vs Stan Smith

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMER SIMPSON! VS......... STAN SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGIN!!

Homer
well lookie  here anothe challenger that will fall,

i beat peter griffon so you have no chance at all,

your an abusive husband you were a dick on christmas,

i would give you advice you fail at life,

since you thought it was filthy to spank your wife,

you should be fired from the goverment you suck at your job,

you look like you belong at that burger place owned by bob,

clearly i've proven your not up to stuff,

now get out to the store and get me a duff,

Stan
your show is on life support it can't stay fresh,

i made some mistakes but i learn from them the best,

your abusive your strangle your son by the neck,

you should spend your life in heck,

i got the suit your not stylish at all,

by the way when you draw yourself you prove you can't draw,

your drink too much you need to cut down,

not to mention your favorite restaraunt is owned by a greedy clown,

you also need to lose a few pounds,

Homer
Doh that verse stung but i'm still standing,

how about the fact your always think your commanding,

your wife is a slut a big blonde whore,

i won this battle it was no chore,

you suck more then ms.hoover get the joke?,

i will make sure your show goes broke.

i have a loving wife fought aliens and kicked an army of zombies asses,

when i'm done with you you'll be nothing but ashes,

heck if you look at my show you know it's where the real money is,

Stan
your wifes hair looks a beehive her voice is a male.

you should leave this battle you better bail,

we don't want you simpson we don't love you like we did in 98,

it's time for me to put you in your place,

had so many guest stars it's like your selling out,

your only good moment was with that three eyed trout,

i have an alien and a funny fish,

no to mention your daughter is a know it all bitch,

but continue rapping if that's what you wish,

Homer
we predicted president trump and pretty much everything,

i don't care even if your characters sing,

you made cameos on family guy your sound desperate,

it must be getting hard to be lit,

my wife' has large hair but she knows how to let it down,

i am gonna turn that smug ass smile into a frown,

i'm homer simpson the real american dad,

your show is just plain fricking sad,

your not gonna say good morning usa anymore and people will be glad,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *hums a theme song* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!