Talk:Rick Grimes vs Walter White/@comment-5660191-20140504144348

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

RICK GRIMES!

VS!

WALTER WHITE!

BEGIN!

Rick Grimes:

Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad

I'm 'bout to show this lab rat how to be a real dad

A grade-A MC, ??????? one day

'Cause sheriff Grimes' rhymes dirty like my armpit stains

I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues

Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misused

Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler

Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver

You tore your family apart, sin by sin

Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb

So write this down in your pancakes and you won't forget it

I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast

Walter White:

I don't know what you think I've done

But if we were to battle, I've already won

Ask Gus, you don't wanna Face Off against me

I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (hyaugh!)

Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody

Always getting saved by some samurai booty

I'm a kingpin cooking crystal in the middle of the day

Having dinner by the pool with the D.E.A.

Run you over with my Aztek, G.T.A.

If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid

Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth

You look up to me like I'm a pizza up on the roof

'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew

I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

Rick Grimes:

Carl! I said stay back with the others

While I finish this bitch like he finished your mother

You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want

I'll watch you get eaten on my fucking front lawn

Walter White:

Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me

I'll be standing right here, in my tighty Walter Whities (huagh!)

I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life

No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIIIIII-

AUGH… AHHH… AUUUUGHHHH, AHH

AUHHH-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!