Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24078641-20140817130529/@comment-5872292-20150322022819

To whom it may concern, Murderhead(3^2)*5,

I wondered why your close female connection was much younger that what I had percieved and less orifice-spreading as usual. I deeply regret your female parents descent and wish her all the best, as I have given her through countless evenings.

The sixty-unth of Aparch sounds divine, unlike any other words that I have percieved from your crusty, addled lips. I shall clear my lesser schedules on that day and be present as early as 0575 hours, where I shall await you with my stash of Gentleman's Magazines.

Sidenote: your orifices are that of a pornography celebrity. Your favorite Saturday night pasttime is to hang out in the restrooms of bars, sitting in front of a gloryhole.