User blog:DemonicBeast/Hypno vs Mr. Mime. Pokemon Rap Battles 3

Okay, after a fairly long wait, here's battle three! YAY!!!

The master of mimery and Barrier Pokemon, Mr. Mime, faces off against the head of hypnosis, the Hypnosis Pokemon, (and child kidnapper?!?!) Hypno!

Here we go!

Announcer
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!!!



VS!



BEGIN!!!

Mr. Mime
It's mime time! I expect your raps to be Copycat crap!

I'll Wake Up Slap you till you give that kidnapped child back!

Why don't you Magically Leaf this battle? I'd actually like that!

You dare talk smack, I'll just fight back with a hell of a Psybeam attack!

I'll leave you Confused, and then make this Terrain Misty!

Then your Focus Blast will blast past me because of extremely lowered accuracy!

Don't bother swinging that pendulum, my power's way more immense!

Good thing I'm not Steel-type, cause you can't cause verbal dents!

Hypno
Bitch, please, you're not even trying to be mean!

Take a quick Rest, and meanwhile, I'll EAT ALL YOUR DREAMS!

You belong in the sidewalks of France!

Now do me a favor, and watch my pendulum dance...

Mr. Mime
I'll rip that stupid thing from your hand and shove it up your ass!

I'll use Reflect and bounce your rhymes back fast!

I'm tired of your shit! My rhymes are the coldest!

I'll blind you with Dazzling Gleam and send you back to the Berry Forest!

Hypno
Mimic this you asshole: I'll Psyshock you till you're dead!

I'll put you to sleep and rip the shrubs off your head!

Knock those balls off your shoulders! Time to clear your Confusion!

My Future Sight is telling me that you're the one who's losing!

I actually believed you to be a registered sex offender!

Surprised that the designers didn't leave Male as your only gender!

Use Light Screen in this fight scene? You can just bite me!

It's the end of the battle, so...



Announcer
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

POKEMON...

(Hypno uses Hypnosis on the logo)

Rap...

Battles...

(Hypno appears in the logo's dream, and devours it)

Hypno
HA HA HA!!!

Poll
Who Won?

Mr. Mime

Hypno