User blog:Orange nightmare/King Louis XIV vs Tony Stark - Nightmarish Rap Battles of Orange

Welcome to the second episode of Nightmarish Rap Battles of Orange (the new name for the series). This time its an original idea, King Louis XIV (not XVI) against Tony Stark aka Iron Man to see whom is the better businessman king of industry.

NIGHTMARISH RAP BATTLES OF ORANGE!

TONY! STARK!

VERSUS!

KIIIING LOUIS XIV!

Iron Man:
It's the technological advancement in living form

To take down the king who preceded tech reform

From Galactus to Loki I'm smoking foes dopely

Frying every bogey even some relic failing oldly

The Iron suit to the business, I'm out of your class

You couldn't even hit this with the haters you've amassed

Arcing above you, you're merely a reactor indeed

So one shot will leave you dead, next to your queens

Louis XIV:
I scoff at your claims, you ridiculous half wit

Trying to hold onto fame when you are long since past it

Calling me a relic? Go back to the fifties

As the Sun King takes the win with all ease

Divine right lets me rule so I rule you a slob

To think YOU call yourself a player? You're not

I shall uphold my royal dynasty unlike my grandson

One thing I assure you Stark, this defeat is hands on

Tony Stark (no suit):
Is that all you bring to the table, you failure?

Rhymes as cancerous as Maria, strokes not near major

Let me revolutionise this battle like I did the Moon

Heads will roll in France, Oblivion'll see you soon

Louis XIV:
Feh, you feign skill like that is something you deserve

Getting beaten down by Goldilocks and splattered over suburbs

My regality is center to every single move I make

So why don't you make like your SHIELD replacement, and Quake.

Who won? King Louis XIV Tony Stark/Iron Man

Feel free to leave suggestions for new battles, and I'd like someone to come up with good foes for Nightwing, Tak, and Spider-Man (no fiction).