User blog:XxOverratedFirexX/Joeaikman vs TheFlamingTorch

This battle was supposed to be on a week ago, so I decided to put it on myself. Anyways let us get to the battle!

Joeaikman, a user that is well known around here, battles TheFlamingTorch, the fourth user with a pyro-related name, to see which user is better.

The Battle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY!!

JOEAIKMAN!!

VS!!

THEFLAMINGTORCH!!

BEGIN!

Joeaikman
Hey guys, watch, as this noob user steps to Joe,

Only need one shot to beat, after all, #JOLO.

I'll cause more problems for you than your country did for Crimea.

I get into a frenzy when I rage, call me a rapping Medea.

Your victory in this battle is simply mythological

To say you had a chance is absolutely diabolical.

I'll use a Torch to find your way, I don't need no Kung-Fu.

After all, I know three other fires who are flaming better than you.

TheFlamingTorch
Here we go, Torch against a wiki's under-average Joe!

I leave a mic burned in flames, I suggest you stay away bro!

I'll leave the floor covered in your blood like this was a street brawl,

You stepping to me? In this fight, the flame will be standing tall!

You having a victory? Like you failed series, that's truly fictional!

Joe, don't you know? I'm a rapping professional!

Welcome to your nightmare, you can't run or hide!

If you don't like people insulting you, in this battle you won't survive!