User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 3 News

A ship rocks gently on the ocean, the Flatwood of the hull rotting, sails ripping along the sharp winds. You glance over the railing, nostrils flaring at the salty aroma of the sea. You're making good time. In your hands, you clutch the lyrics to the new Season of Mythical Rap Battles of History, at least five battles in hand. They have been lost for centuries, scattered around the world. With the help of a rather devillish monkey, you have discovered them, hidden in places such as abandoned Incan temples and the treasure rooms of Camelot.

It's been a long time. The first ship was delayed for weeks and discouraged you from finding the battles. The second ship sunk. But now, finally, you are at peace.

One of the twins that accompained you on the ship home plays the lyre.

You're almost exactly a month away from the Italian shore and you pray to the Almighty Lord that nothing else can delay the delivery of these verbal deliveries.

Suddenly, the water churns violently, halting the ship. You wished too soon. A tentacle tears through the blue waves and lashes itself around the mast. Water splashes you, sending you falling back. The ship starts to tip, something enormous erupting from under it. You quickly stand, gripping the railing, coming face to face with an enormous eyeball.

The Kraken is hungry.