Talk:Upcoming ERB suggestions/@comment-96.241.27.58-20170327030526

Teddy Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill was brilliant. Would love to see more like that.



1- Harriet Tubman vs. Andrew Jackson w/ Susan B. Anthony cameo: Tussle to the twenty

(possible press/replay value if the $20 switch actually happens)

2- PT Barnum vs. John Boehner:   Who ran the bigger circus?

3- Annie Oakley vs. Sarah Palin: Shooting from the hip vs. shooting from the lip

4- Butch Cassidy vs. Ronald Reagan: Which cowboy had the better posse?

5- Oscar Wilde vs. Jane Austen: tWITter battle of the sexless

6- Mae West vs. Oscar Wilde: Wilde, wild West (Oscar eludes Mae, despite her aggressive advances)

7- Ms. Cleo vs. Nostradamus w/ Jeane Dixon cameo:   How could you not see this coming?

8- Rockefeller vs. Crassus w/ cameo by Croesus: Which of the bigger asses had bigger assets?

9- King Midas vs. Donald Trump:   Go for the gold!

10- Blanche and Rose vs. Dorothy and Ma: Go for the gold(en)!

11- Lucille Ball vs. Phyllis Diller w/ Carol Burnette and Joan Rivers cameos: Queens of comedy

12- Charlemagne vs. Attila the Hun: reign of culture vs. reign of conquest

13- Dalai Lama vs. Mother Theresa:   Who’s holier than thou?

<p class="MsoNormal">14- Kanye West vs. Russell Brand: Messiah complex vs. God complex

<p class="MsoNormal">15- Mata Hari vs. Kim Kardashian: Girls gone wild

<p class="MsoNormal">16- Justice Ginsburg vs Judge Judy: Who be the judge?

<p class="MsoNormal">17- Dr. Ruth vs. Sigmund Freud: Let’s talk about sex, baby.

<p class="MsoNormal">18- Rodney Dangerfield vs. John Cleese:   Laughing last

<p class="MsoNormal">19- Bob Barker vs. Alex Trabek:   The host with the most

<p class="MsoNormal">20- Elvira vs. Morticia Addams w/ Lily Munster cameo: Mistresses of darkness

<p class="MsoNormal">21- Charo vs. Dolly Parton:   Seeing double

<p class="MsoNormal">22- Marie Curie vs. Thomas Midgley, Jr:   Dangerous discoveries

<p class="MsoNormal">23- David Carridine vs. Jackie Chan: Who will continue the legend?

<p class="MsoNormal">24- John Henry vs. Paul Bunyan:   Who’s the biggest folkhero?

<p class="MsoNormal">25- Steve Irwin vs. Tarzan:   King of khaki vs. king of the jungle

<p class="MsoNormal">26- Dexter vs. Hannibal Lecter: In the murder business

<p class="MsoNormal">27- Karl Lagerfeld vs. Elizabeth Bathory: Murda Bizness (killing young women’s pride vs. just killing them)

<p class="MsoNormal"> 28- Che Guevera vs. Fidel Castro:   ¡Viva la Revolucion!

<p class="MsoNormal">29- Queen Elizabeth I vs. Angela Merkel:   A balance of powers

<p class="MsoNormal">30- Queen Elizabeth II vs. Indira Gandhi:   Crumbling empire vs. growing empire

<p class="MsoNormal">31- Donald Trump vs. Leona Helmsley:   Who runs my town? (The IRS.)

<p class="MsoNormal">32- Mother Goose vs. Dr. Seuss:   Mother of rhyme vs. children’s favorite of all time

<p class="MsoNormal">33- Brothers Grimm vs. R.L. Stine: Scaring children since 1812

<p class="MsoNormal">34- Spartacus vs. Malcom X: The struggle continues

<p class="MsoNormal">35- Ramses II vs. Ghengis Kahn: Prolific builder vs. prolific destroyer

<p class="MsoNormal">36- George Orwell vs. Gene Rodenberry: War-tech dystopian vision vs. high-tech utopian vision

<p class="MsoNormal">37- Caligula vs. Kim Jong Un: My delusion of grandeur is bigger than yours

<p class="MsoNormal">38- Vanderbilt vs. Carnegie w/ Ford, Rockefeller and JP Morgan cameos: Who’s captain of this ship?

<p class="MsoNormal"> 39- Marco Polo vs. Herodotus:   Lyin’ Large

<p class="MsoNormal">40- Shirley Temple vs. young Michael Jackson:   Talented toddlers and tiaras

<p class="MsoNormal">41- Caeser Milan vs. Ivan Pavlov: Training vs. conditioning

<p class="MsoNormal">42- Gutenberg vs. Zuckerberg:   Print what you like

<p class="MsoNormal">43- Zorro vs. The Scarlet Pimpernel:   Fox vs. fop

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