User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Adam vs. Eve

Eve
Argument, let everyone know that I ended the battle of intent.

Leak ass, you begged me for me. Rubbed

I have a map, soy sauce, and I read it.

On how to fuck with you specific instructions to me!

I know, you think you're macho scarce.

But you smell like corn chips and ball sack!

Work, and my friends and Steve.

Make a sports fantasy leagues, drink!

They are sharp as a stick to rub my lips

So, for the first time to image. I'm sure you missed!

Cleaning, toilets, such as a shopping list.

If you've fucking stop, there is no need to get angry to me!

Adam
My life until you come together, have destroyed, it was "all right.

You can shut down 10 seconds just for you in your face.

You cry, for all, but it is impossible to determine what you want!

"I'm hungry," "I'm hot," "I'm cold," "I'm fat."

I think you will call the complex IT, but yo, I provoke you to call.

You can two hours, and those who wear clothes take three!

I have a lotion that. You will get a cream bar.

Get! "Smells like intercourse ending from" back some perfume

I like a good time dreaming, they will, but the great thing.

Trouble began to bleed until you into a demon!

Please do not try to play me, it's not summer night, because it is irrigated.

You want my fruit to bite? Now you can swallow the truth!

Eve
Please do not. Also. I took a swallow!

The first man on earth is not a difficult act to follow!

Idiot, pump weasel like you to go.

Discard the leaves (the pfft) map and get pine needles own!

You want to have time alone? You did it!

In fact, if you suck his dick, scraping his back!

Apple is a good thing, so I bit the majority!

Please refer to the penis, just like I am now!

Adam
I do not want to hear. You beat their lips do?

I just, I did not give the ribs to this point, I think?

Women, I do not know what the problem is yours.

I just know that you're acting like a huge bitch!

...

I'm so sorry.

Eve
Also ... I'm sorry.

Adam
Ah, yes!

Eve
Do not think about it!

Adam
Ah, this is all right, so we can eat.