User blog:BreZ/BZP 2: Speed Jobs VS Phil Gates

Yay, finally finished my second parody. It sucks tho.

But yeah, it's Left 4 Speed as Speed Jobs against JPhil2.0 as Phil Gates with NightFalcon9004 as NightHALcon9004 as third party rapper. I would like to thank Andrew, Baby GG, SANTORYU99 and Night for helping me come up with this and most battles one day in chat. Forgot to write down whos suggested who, but yeah, one of those four people suggested this battle.But without anyfurther ado, here's the battle:

Announcer
BREZ PARODY BATTLEZ!

PHIL GATES!

VS!

Speed Jobs
Let me just speed right in, I got covers to make.

I'm a creator, baby, change the stakes.

I got that Leaderboard Swagger, no mistake

I do covers, you do codes; I make it, you’re a faker!

Beating you is a slice of cake

I make the covers that the rapper chooses, 

Don’t care what excuses this loser user uses,

I win by bringing up some basic shit: 

I’m a wikia elder, you’re just a rookie kid.

Phil Gates
''You can suck my dick! You arrogant prick! ''

I won' while 'you lost to Nick.

''I'll drill a hole in the middle of your junky head. ''

Give Left 4 Speed his own little Need 4 Death.

''You’re so old, you could have been here at birth! ''

''I give away your profile to bitch research! ''

''Combine all your covers and I still crush that! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Better ones get created by iSmack! ''

Speed Jobs
<p class="MsoNormal">''This man uses a dog avatar but will make you sit so just submit. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">I listen to the Beatles while I inhale   the good shit   and exhale your bullshit

Phil Gates
<p class="MsoNormal">Well Left, you may make covers, but other people make the rap battles.

<p class="MsoNormal">''You should have asked them to write you some rap samples. ''

Speed Jobs
<p class="MsoNormal">''Ooo, everybody knows you bit off CzechOut! ''

Phil Gates
<p class="MsoNormal">Not boasting, but I tripled his skill with my coding.

Speed Jobs
<p class="MsoNormal">All the people know your nothing but a tech snout.

Phil Gates
<p class="MsoNormal">''And people who know rap, know that I’m owning. ''

Speed Jobs
<p class="MsoNormal">You know I bet they agree you’re getting wrecked, no doubt.

Phil Gates
<p class="MsoNormal">''Nope, I’m flowing, choking you till you’re glowing from my roasting. ''

Speed Jobs
<p class="MsoNormal">''You will never ever win, just accept you got a rout. ''

Phil Gates
<p class="MsoNormal">Well with the lines you’re showing I can still afford to be gloating.

Speed Jobs
<p class="MsoNormal">''Let's talk about coders, I've seen a few. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Every single one a better MC than you.

<p class="MsoNormal">I built a legacy, against me you could never attain victory.

<p class="MsoNormal">Now excuse me as I better the wiki of the ERB of history! (Speed Jobs has dubstepped out of the house)

Phil Gates
<p class="MsoNormal">''Fine! You wanna be like that? LEAVE 4 SPEED THEN! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''The whole wikia loves you, but you were my friend! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I'm alone now with nothing but power and time. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''And no one on earth who can challenge my mind! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I'm a boss! I own in DOS! The wikia is MY design!''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I'm a coding god! Now there's no-one to stop me, the wikia is MIIIIIIIIINE! ''

NightHALcon9004
<p class="MsoNormal">''I'm sorry Phil, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">You won’t ever control this wiki

<p class="MsoNormal">About the epic rap battles of history.

<p class="MsoNormal">''I got the skills of an emcee you could never be. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll beat your ass in cards against humanity.

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m making starting blogs saying “giggity”

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause I’ve already done your daisy girl, get me?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m flowing so you better sock it.

<p class="MsoNormal">''Cause nothing you can do can stop it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm on the leaderboard while you’ll be on the blocklist

<p class="MsoNormal">''How you gonna comeback from me these rocking dishes. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Your coding just doesn't impress me. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''So go ahead and try to test me. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I stomp on Spock and a Powers too. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I'm the best, bitch, I thought you knew! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''My burns are hot but my flow runs cold. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Beat you in whatever you want to code.

<p class="MsoNormal">I think different from that user of the days of old, ah.

<p class="MsoNormal">I won, like everyone would have foretold ya.

Poll
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Speed Jobs Phil Gates NightHALcon9004