User blog:SkeepTieel/GIR vs Sonata Dusk. ERB:PvsA Season 1

First, please check out Jack's new battle, he worked really hard on it and the first verse of it is really hawt.

Epic rap battles pones vs anything!

Jack8073 vs GIR 5 Life!

tahnks for writing gir :)

So, if you're wondering why the writing quality has dropped from the last one

It's because:

Skeep can't get personalities right

Skeep is just an awful writer overall

Skeep is lazy

and Skeep wrote this four battles ago also sonata and gir took some mind enhancing skills if you're wondering why they're using advanced vocabulary okay bye

okie enjoy NOTE: All doodies are muffled into the background

Beat
ey look its not a Kustom beat

Tristan on the Track - Gettin' Money

http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=8767319&q=hi&newref=1

Cast
uh… uhm… uh, NicePeter as Sonata Dusk (audio)

some person with a blue skin condition as Sonata Dusk (video)

EpicLLOYD as GIR (audio)

Taylor Cu as GIR (video)

Battle
epic rap battles

sonata vs gir begin

Sonata Dusk:

Hey Gir! You’re not a SIR, but you are a herrrrrr

I’ll call you Derpy Hooves cause you are a derrrrr

In this battle of tacos you can suck my DIPPER!

I’m swimming like a mermaid and I won’t use any FLIPPERS!

GIR:

MEOW! I’M A MONGOOSE DOG, YOU LOG

SO EAT MY PIZZA, I’LL BEAT YA MY NAME IS CHICA

OH WAIT THAT DIDN’T RHYME OH WELL WHO GIVES A PEEPEE

I DRESSED UP LIKE A DOG CAUSE I’LL NEVER GET PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY

alright here's the real battle

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING



VERSUS



GIR
Meow! This pathetic human has barked up the wrong tree!

You shouldn’t take me for GIR-anted or underestimate me

Your feminists are passed fads, on this track, I Aria Blaze it

You have less intelligence than me, and I’m literally brainless!

This fish wishes to have a battle? You’ll be beached on a rock!

The Nightmare has Begun! My reign of doom will never be stopped

I’m cooking disses up like waffles, and I’ll force you to eat ‘em

You’ll grow intolerant of them, and I won’t use Irken ingredients

You’re useless without your pendant, that’s why you’re group dependant

The CMC sung better than you, and I’m sure that was intended

Considering horse Gandalf beat you, you’re no Crystal Gem

I’ll devour this ditzy doofus, like an actual Siren

Like your song’s tempos, I’d get bored at your slow flow

I’ll put an end to this Sonata, and I’ll do it solo

Just like my high pitched voice; I get this flow naturally

You’re just comic relief for Hasbro’s cash grab of a movie

Sonata Dusk
It’s time to launch this piece of space junk back up to the cosmos

Dismantling this dysfunctional robot who’s really obsessed with tacos

Its Taco Tuesday! My favourite dish, but first I’ll diss this bitch

Who’s broken circuitry doesn’t amuse Zim and the Almighty Tallest

By the end of this Dark Harvest you won’t be able to stomach this

Beating you for realzies, so come on and let’s make this quick

A little spastic puppy dog who fights by throwing rubber pigs

Even in your duty mode, you still be more insane than Dib

You say you’re GIR-ate, but your name still remains a mystery

Your simplicity can’t disagree; your Zim’s bitch for eternity

In your sick world of defectives, the Tallest want you banished

What are you going to even do to me? Slap me with a sandwich?!

Your raps are garbage, excuse the stuff inside your mind

You’re more disgusting than the planet that you two are assigned

You’ve been patient through this beating, so I’ll allow you to self-destruct

Reject my offer and by the end of this, you’ll be covered in blood! :)

GIR
This little mad monkey has been a Bad Rubber Piggy

I don’t even need to rap! I’ll just repeatedly say doody (doody doody doody doody doody)

Initiate dog disguise! Fooling stupid humans like you

Do the stuff I do on duty, send you Walking to your Doom

I can see through your shallow raps, and it’s almost Dusk!

Leave you like when Zim when his plans are foiled, in a fit and fuss

I was the turkey! GIR can and will annihilate!

So run off with your other two Angry Equestrian Primates

Sonata Dusk
Sound the sirens, it’s time for the Mane Event

I’ll set this puppy dog Ablaze, for its personal torment

You’re worser than worst! May I please go back to lunch?

I’ll overload your computer stuff with a grape punch

You’ll see in music talent, I’m quite well versed!

No need to rehearse! My disses will make your head burst!

I’m the most dazzling of the Dazzlings, you’re a psychopathic bot

You’re distraught and will rot with whatever clots your thoughts

WHO WON!? '''

WHO’S NEXT?!''' '''

YOU DECIDE!''' '''

EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING'''

taco

Poll
WHO WON?! Jack8073 GIR 5 Life

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Rap Meanings
haha i don't have time for that, figure it out yourself.