User blog:Rob Tick/Justin Timberlake vs Vanilla Ice - Epic Rap Battles of Pop Culture

thanks to legion for chiseling

(prepare for the bts soon)

anyway, get ready for some bombs to be dropped

Beat:



Battle:


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

VS

VANILLA ICE



===Justin Timberlake: ===

I can't stop the feeling that you don't have a chance, chance

You're lagging behind Ice T while I'm bringing Sexyback!

You're Under Pressure because your beats are so lazy

So you'll play JT? Put that idea on Ice, Ice Baby!

Oh, your endorsement was very immature

You're a melted down Ice Cubed Troy McClure!

Damn, thought I hated Madonna's hairstyle fad

But you ripped Eminem's and added in some fag!

Vanilla Ice:
Yo, my rhymes are as tight as that surfer's bikini!

I doubt Madonna's been please by the JT-nie weenie

Solidify your loss like your obsession with "fuck"

Your rhymes are Vanilla but you don't have the spunk!

And fuck Slim Shady, I fucking paved the way for Marshall

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">The best you've done is give head to Lady Gaga!

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">The cop-out's on the scene, you know what I mean, bro

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Take out the path from Prince to Bieber? TMNT: Go 'nilla, go 'nilla, go!

===<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Timberlake: ===

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">The Turtles were exposed you to younger audiences, right?

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your exposure led to them getting the wrong kind of wet at night!

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Learn to dance, Moves-Like-Jagger-needs-a-Heimlich,

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Step by Stepped on you, you and ScarJo can NSync on my dick!

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Vanilla Ice:
<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'd rather suck off Ice T, chilling in the sand

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">But nigga, you're as solid as your man Branch!

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">I got 5 minutes to save the world from the Trolls guy!

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">Taken To The Extreme you make me reconsider suicide!

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO WON?

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">WHO'S NEXT

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<span style="color:rgba(255,255,255,0.701961);font-family:Whitney,"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;white-space:pre-wrap;">EPIC-- fuck you man-- RAP BATTLES OF POP CULTURE

Who Won? Timberlake Ice '''POLL LOSER: ??? ACHEIVMENT: ????'''