User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 11: Donald Trump vs. Mr. Monopoly

This battle features American billionaire, Donald Trump vs. Monopoly mascot, Mr. Monopoly. Enjoy! :)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DONALD TRUMP!

VS.

MR. MONOPOLY!!

BEGIN!!

Donald Trump:

You're fired! Trump here in his million dollar table!

I'm not setting up your gameboard on this. Go check the label!

2.5M for this 60 carat chair i'm sitting on!

Your raps are like your fame. Was there, the next day, was gone!

You're so weak, you couldn't fight against the competition laws!

Let's play my own millionaire game where I'm always the boss!

Mr. Monopoly:

You call that rich? Combine all the Monopoly games there was ever made!

I have so much more money than you, I can get myself eternally laid!

All you spent your cash on are hotels which epically failed to succeed!

Even your tycoon game sucked! That means my game can't be beat!

Go roll the dice Trump! And land yourself in jail!

Then the whole world will cheer for they'll see you behind the rails!

And they won't have to hear your high-frequency voice!

While I'll go down Boardwalk in my metallic Rolls-Royce!

Donald Trump:

After every Monopoly game, friendships go to a mess!

And why don't you go lay down on my steaming Community Chest?

All you give the whole world is paper with numbers on 'em!

That's not generosity you bitch! Apologize to them!

Say that you're not willing to give out goddamn Free Parking!

Who even gives a fuck about that space? It's just so hurting!

To see children fight and cry because of the game you've just made!

I'm gonna stuff you in my sandwich with your blood as marmalade!

Mr. Monopoly:

I'm generous Donald, I give $200 when they go!

What do you give society? A casino with women they don't know?

Why don't you just star in your own beauty pageants?

Instead of trying to be richer when I already have the gadgets!

Techonology's increasing Trump, that's my key to riches!

That's where I get my 50M shoes to stomp out bitches!

In fact, you're the first one that got dissed by the mustached man with the hat!

And next time, you might really wanna think big and kick ass!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Donald Trump Mr. Monopoly