User blog:Joeaikman/A Joe Rap Battle Parody - Joan of Arc vs Miley Cyrus (Radical Weavile vs Negative IV)

Wow. What's this? A Joe blog that isn't a rap battle of fiction? I thought it would never happen. Anyways enough at all your shock. It is true. I, Josef Aikman, have produced a parody of an ERB. I may make more of them depending on how this shitty one goes down and whether I have the time. Please read on.

RADICAL WEAVILE

VS

NEAGTIVE FOUUUUUUR

NF: Let me guess, here to ask for a date

Well get in PM and get ready to wait

Cause I have nooooo work, lolk

Spitting demotion blogs in Weavile's face

You're still a virgin boy, which slut you think you messing with?

I'm Negative Four, best female since Sierra bitch

I'm always posting nudes, get those guys turned on

Your hopes are non existent, just like your leavers blog

Had enough? It's my habit: when I grab the guy I milk him

You could say this rap is like my alt accounts cos I killed it

RW: Fire, forgive me for these words I speak

I know Coupe and Wach told me to turn the other cheek

But I'm about to rip Dani's forked tongue up like I'm a cat capische

Vous êtes la salope du wiki, I'm Radical Weavile see

When it comes to dirty bitches you're the patron sinner

Gettin' down on your knees just to pay for dinner

I'll come to the wikis aid when I feel free

I got far in the tourney, you got disqualified, honey

My school actually taught me how I should read

Your highest calling was a text from Left 4 Speed

You got banned for something Dani, now hear all the jokes

"Dani's such a slut you'll find less semen on a boat"

NF: Ice cold, no poke joke intended

You're unknown to the same amount of users that I offended

When I come under fire I will carry on trolling

If Gods in your corner then I'll never stop lolling

RW: Do not take Jason's name in vain, you puny wench

Any guys riding you for only 90 cents

I'd question any talent, learn to keep your clothes ON

you're not untouchable anymore, now quit linking porn

Who won? Weavile Dani