User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.57: Angus MacGyver vs Inspector Gadget

Here we go!

Great battle ahead!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ANGUS MACGYVER

VS

INSPECTOR GADGET

BEGIN!

Angus MacGyver

It's Angus MacGyver, the greatest secret agent on the planet.

This be easy as a field trip, as I will crush you like some granite.

You can't stop Dr. Claw, that's all down to your niece and her dog.

They made a carbon copy of you, so you could suck your own log.

I can create anything in seconds using paper clips and a penny.

I'll slash you with my knife, that would be a pleasure to many.

This will be your last case Gadget, get ready for your defeat.

I'll run you over in my Jeep, while I'm driving from the backseat.

Inspector Gadget

Wowsers! What was that? Inspector Gadget is on the case.

Oh it's MacGyver, who is unloved, despised and a disgrace.

Why don't you make a noose, out of this fucking shoelace.

But when I step up to the mic, you can't keep up my pace.

I'm leading this rap battle, so I will call you, fidget or digit.

I got everything in my arsenal, while you have to create it.

You maybe a secret agent Angus, but I'm the inspector.

I'm proud to serve metro city, they call me their protector.

Angus MacGyver

Try to take on MacGyver, and I will leave you in a lot of pain.

Your arms come out your head, where the fuck is your brain?

Oh wait! You don't have one, because you are a fucking fool.

Too bad you have no friends, they see you more as a talking tool.

Inspector Gadget

You need to quiet down, let me tape your mouth shut,

Go go gadget, ducktape. Did you forget I am half robot!

Why don't you give up mullet head, 'cause I'm getting MAD.

So stop going on secret missions and start being a real dad.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!