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EEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC!

RAP!

BATTLES OF WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GUN?!

ZANGOOSE!

VERSUS!

SSSSSSSSSSEVIPER!

BEGIN!

Zangoose:

You wanna go? I've got the Claws to Crush this spineless ass-wiper!

Who thinks he evolves from Arbok? Heck no, Seviper!

I'm slick and coo' and awesome and coo' and awesome and slick and coo'!

There's no way you can even compete against Zangoooooo'!

Sssssseviper:

I'm a ssssnake, ssssso prepare for ssssslithery, sssstealthy inssssults!

I got a Battle Frontier placccce in my image, I may assss well have a cult!

I was Jesssssssie'ssss sssstar Pokémon, and I wasssssn't even took!

Gonna poisssson and kill you, you could sssssay that your Zan-goossssse isssss cooked!

Zangoose:

I'm the one with the advantage, I've got Immunity to your shit!

Zangoose used Lyrical Slash! A critical hit!

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseviper:

More like critical sssssssshit! I ussssed Wrap to sssssay you are sssssstupid asssss fuck!

And one more thing:

You ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck!

A naked Pokémon trainer throws a Pokéball, revealing Heatmor, who helps Zangoose.

Heatmor:

I'm turning up the heat, moron! Scorching on the mic!

Your flaps are too Lucy because you ride all the Battle Pike!

I'm found on Victory Road, so suck my Victory Chode!

Or else I'll make you gag as I expel my hot load!

I'm an anteater, you're a pants-skeeter!

How long is my dick? It's around 30 metres!

Zangoose and Heatmor:

We've had enough now, so go on, and get off our turf!

You've just been drowned even though neither of us can learn surf!

Michael Jordan shows up out of nowhere.

Michael Jordan:

Go, Durant!

Instead of the Pokémon, it's the basketball player, Kevin Durant.

Kevin Durant:

Awww man, Kevin Durant on the court, getting them slam dunks!

Fucking up chumps, being all crunk, I'mma zamboni these punks!

I don't play Pokémon, but my basketballs are bigger than any Pokéball!

I'll poke you all! I'm the best on the court, I'm black, manly, and really tall!

From downtown, Charlie Brown, I ain't no clown, so I don't fuck around!

I'm causing a rap Earthquake, sending you fuckers underground!

Sssssssssseviper and Kevin Durant:

We have nothing to do with each other, sssssso fuck off now!

Bassssketball and Pokémon won, how you like ussss now?!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

SUCK MY BALLS!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SERIOUSLY, PUT THAT GUN DOWN!

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Who won? Zangoose, Heatmor, and naked Pokémon trainer Ssssssssssssssssssssseviper, Kevin Durant, and Michael Jordan You Stranger