User blog:Sierrastalker/Epic Rap Battles of Sierrastalker History. Battle 1 - Sonic vs. Jesse Owens

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwDtH7BZRRU Beat. Jesse Owens starts at 0:20.]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SIERRASTALKER HISTORY!

SONIC!

VS!

JESSE OWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!

BEGIN!

Jesse Owens
It's Jesse Owens, and it's not so good to meet ya!

You're a fucking blue hedgehog, and I'm your running teacha!(Note: Just say it.)

One of the fastest fucking runners, that ever came to live!

You're a fictional character! Where on Earth do I begin?

You fight a big fat ass who's bald! Is that not odd?

Or is it even weirder you all work as squads?

Did I miss something in history? Please, just back it up.

Talking animals in here, God, I'm about to give up.

Sonic the Hedgehog
I thought that this thing was "The Fastest Thing Alive"

Not just rapping against some old and dumb ass RUNNING guy!

You're about to give up? Well, that wasn't too hard.

Considering that rap sounded like someone who's a retard.

Sonic the Hedgehog, the one with all the bitches.

Once I beat your ass so hard, you'll need to cover it with stiches!

More to Come!