User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Sign-ups/@comment-5805740-20150620154826

Pretty generic, but here's my audition:

Salutations! Loygan's upholding tradition

A Briton's gonna win again and this is just my audition!

Me plus all of you? You should know that's simple addition

It equals you wishing you could up and abort the misson!

I tear through rappers like it's Christmas, crumple 'em in the corner

Anyone who goes up against me will be a goner

Now that you've read this, you're doubtful, but I'm confident

That I'll leave you all looking wet like you're incontinent!