User blog:MonkeyInATank/Neil Armstrong vs George Lucas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

NEIL ARMSTRONG!

VS!

GEORGE LUCAS!

BEGIN!!!

Neil:

I've flown to the moon, all your effects are CGI

I'm back from outer space, and now it's time for you to die

You sold your company to Disney, how dumb can you be?

I'll take a lightsaber and chop you into three

My American flag has flown on the moon for generations

But you would say "That's no moon, that's a space station"

Your model aircrafts are junk, they can't even fly

The sky's the limit, and my raps are sky high

Dive deep into my lyrics, and then you're gonna find

That's one small rap for man, one giant rap for mankind

George:

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away

I kicked this astronaut's ass and made my getaway

It took 11 Apollos to get you into space

If it wasn't for Russia's debt, you would've lost that race

Even JFK said your adventure was pretty thin

I'll send you back to the moon in a Tauntaun skin

Yuri Garagin was the first man in space, not you

Stop celebrating, you're dead and a machine's already replaced you

Darth Vader is my homeboy, and Stormtroopers work for us

And Luke is right behind you, ready to stab your guts

Luke Skywalker: (stabs Neil with a lightsaber)

Neil:

Buzz, I'm not gonna make it. You need to rap for me

Buzz Aldrin:

I'll do it, Neil, for you, Michael, and my country

You can't compete with me, I was second on the moon

My raps will wrap you up, and this will be over soon

I'll use the force to kick your ass into outer space

Our adventure was real, your movies were a disgrace

Flying away from Earth was a huge advance in science

I'll burn all your DVDs and start a Rebel Alliance

George:

I really think your journey to the moon was just a myth

The only stars you've ever seen were the ones that you danced with

I'll stomp your rhymes out with an AT-TE

A few more rhymes to go, and I'll have a victory

The Death Star is a lot smaller than my brain

My movies made tons, you're a historical stain

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

Who won? Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin George Lucas