User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.19: Winston Churchill vs Qin Shi Huang

Here we go. another battle

many thanks to http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User:Teddyfail for writing Huang's lines.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

WINSTON CHURCHILL

VS

QIN SHI HUANGGGGGGG

BEGIN!!!

Qin Shi Huang

Try to take down me? You must be Jing Ke.

And I will kill you so back off. Your face smells like pee.

I'm the one who unify China. You only lead a war.

I will win this battle, like every battle I did before.

I'm first emperor and last of the republicans.

You are just a fatass, a dumb british man.

My Great Wall kept Genghis Khan out of China.

Watch me rub my dick of fuck and stick it right up your vagina.

Winston Churchill

Ding dong the witch is dead. Now it's my time to rumble.

Rapping against you is like rapping against a biscult. YOU'RE GONNA CRUMBLE!

I've been in office twice. Where have you been?

Go home, keep eating. You got something on your double decker chin.

Call me, the biggest Prime Minister, Deputy Lieutenant.

Just call it quits now. Just hand me the pennant.

There gonna be big trouble in little China.

The UK taking over, including North Carolina.

Qin Shi Huang

My tomb is famous, people come and visit.

Go back to England, and eat that biscult.

I change China's everything. You only make the world messier.

So fuck off for this Former British Prime Minister.

Winston Churchill

I shall never surrender, to your rubbish raps.

Everyone still loves me, when I'm made of wax.

Qin Shi, you're a waste of space.

Bye, peace! You chinese disgrace!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

