User blog:Shrek-it Ralph/All Star Rap Battles-Godzilla vs Bowser



Godzilla vs. Bowser is Shrek-it's first rap battle.

Intro
ALL STAR RAP BATTLES!

GODZILLA

VERSUS

BOWSER

BEGIN!

Bowser
It's me, the Koopa King, the one the Mushroom Kingdom fears

I'll burn, smash and destroy this Japanese queer.

I've taken over galaxies and survived a black hole.

You're just a fucking retard made by some a-hole!

You may look tough, but you lost to King Kong.

You're so ugly, I'd rather look at DK's dong.

Godzilla
I'm the king of the Kaiju, you're just the king of shit.

I'm surprised you're in Smash Bros because you're totally unfit.

I lost to King Kong, but you always lose to a fat plumber.

Hell, one time, you even lost to his wimpy brother.

I could easily squish you and your Troop with my big toe.

You said I'm a retard, well guess what, you're a hoe!

Bowser
You think you can squish me, guess again!

I'll turn into Giga Bowser and burn you until the end!

Your movies suck almost as bad you as you do.

Your cheap special effects make even Sharknado better than you!

Showa, Heisei, Millenium; who the fuck cares!

Compared to you, I'm more scared of the Three Bears.

Godzilla
I was going to be nice, but you just crossed the line.

The Mario series doesn't need you, they were already doing fine.

I'll Super Smash you into oblivion and back.

I'll be dissing you now, and later I'll eat you for a snack.

Sorry Bowser, but you just got burned.

Just like your Mario Kart track, your tables have been turned!

Conclusion
Who won? Who's Next? You decide! Who won this rap battle? Bowser Godzilla