User blog:Lucide Star/DCRB 34: Catwoman vs Sly Cooper



Behold, a name change! Since I already changed my name once as Avatar XIII, I was stuck with that name. Didn't like it, so now I'm back to this name. Cool stuff whatever.

DC Raps is back with Season 3.5. Should be a steady stream of battles until the exciting conclusion! Should be fun times up ahead. I'll stick with the feminine characters until S4 starts, so if you've been suggesting ideas with male characters, you'll most likely see your ideas used then.

Without further ado, in this match-up we got the cat burglar of Gotham, Catwoman, vs the raccoon thief of wherever the furries live, Sly Cooper, in a battle to determine who is the best thief.

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:10

Sly Cooper:
Concerning master crooks, no one’s better than me

It’s not just a job, it’s the family legacy

We Coopers know the code. There’s honor among thieves

Which is why you aren’t even good enough to clean my sleeves

There’s no thrill, no skill, no fun stealing from the public

But that’s all you do. No wonder you’re a seductress

I understand though sweetie. Gotham’s slums are hard to stomach

Must be why Bats blindsided you and left you love sick

Catwoman:
Oh ringtail, if only you knew true love

Your foxy lady always has you in the sight of her gun

While you’re on the run, without an end goal in sight

I’m grabbing Gotham’s tongue with a vengeance at night

You had everything you needed passed down to you in a book

On the other hand, I was always involved with the real crooks

Step in my path and you’ll get a major case of whiplash

It’s bad luck to get in the way of a black cat

Sly Cooper:
I’ve fought tigers. I can handle some pussycat just fine

I’m taking this battle. Like Clockwork, you can’t keep what’s mine

I’ll show you why an acrobat can’t match a thief of time

Fight me 8 more times, you’ll lose all your 9 lives

Of Batman’s rogues, you’re by far the most boring one

Even I couldn’t steal the attention you get, cause you got none!

Take a page from Slytunkhamen. Disappear without a trace

Cause your film was so bad it was like litter on my face

Catwoman:
Please. I’m purrfection when I’m pulling off a crime spree

Even Ivy and Quinn know the Sirens would be squat without me

This cat don’t need no tom. I always land on my feet

Without the turtle and hippo, you’d be licking dirt off the street

I can steal billions and save the world from destruction

All without a cheat code to jump and hit the O button

I have coughed up some hairballs, but I’m always the current gen

They left you hanging off a cliff in Egypt. Never to be seen again