User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness Season 2- PewDiePie vs. Charlie Sheen

This rap battle idea sounded good at first for some reason, but then I realized it made no sense. In this rap battle, a gamer goes up against a rehab regular. 10/10.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

PEWDIEPIE

VS

CHARLIE SHEEN

BEGIN

Charlie Sheen:

Look what we have here, a queer with an ugly beard.

I see you're scared, who cares? Just run and scream in fear

You're really weird, talk to chairs, naked people everwhere

sounds like me, without the coke, but you're twice as impaired

Does your mom know that you have 30 million bros?

Thank me, yo. I'm like the dad of like two-thirds of those.

You're less funny then Ashton on Two and a half men

On the top of Youtube, but prepare to meet a Dark Descent

Pewdiepie:

I think I have Amnesia, I don't remember who you are

Doesn't look like you do either, when you black out at the bar.

I'm the master of horror! You're the jester of whores!

Of course you'd pay a buck to have whatever in your drawers!

Don't be hatin' on my skating, I'll just keep on creating

the biggest fanbase on the web, while you keep masturbating.

You better switch to Pepsi or else you're gonna die!

Just like you will when you try to step to Pewdiepie!

Charlie Sheen:

Go to war with me, I'll pull the trigger on your ass.

To act like such a brat you must be smoking my grass!

Game's over, bud. I put the U into Stud.

Piss off, like you do everytime you see blood.

Pewdiepie:

You can't beat me, so just eat my asshole!

Stomping on your career isn't even a hassle!

I'm surprised you've gone this long without relapsing again!

Crotch kicking you so hard, you'll become the half man!

WHO WON PewDiePie Charlie Sheen