User blog:Iamthelegion/Jim Gordon vs Max Payne. Comics vs Video Games.

Jim Gordon: The name's Jim Gordon, Police Commissioner Heard about your stats, about that mission er Guess I'm not aloud to reveal about the secrets The truth is, Payne, you'll end up in a crypt If you were on my force, you'd be out straight Joker'd hire you, and Batman would seal your fate So you'd break out of Blackgate as they all do And Stirk would make you into norpinephrine stew

Max Payne: At least then I'd be with my daughter Rose Instead of making an old geezer into toast Who'd let you lead the force? Your wife did better Put me in a crypt? Come on, you're as soft as feta And that goes double for your little bat friend I'll go bullet time and it will be the end Of some old crank who thinks he's all that I'd rather face O'Hara then a retiree relying on the Bat

Jim: I bet you would, but no such luck You actually face an Oracle, good luck Chuck Oracle: I'm hacking into your game, and it's code stinks Changing it to Battleships, I'll make you sink No where can you hide from the Delphian Oracle Like a wizard since I was Batgirl, ask McGonagall Short out your little console, end your life Dare you to go bullet time, but I see a knife

Cash: (stabs Payne in the back) How did you see me? The Director must've lied Still, you got shot, but this time you'll die Bringing in your daughter? That was a mistake This girl in the wheelchair is just a big fake A convicted murderer, now a few more raps for the sheet Be prepared, the Oracle I will delete (shoots Oracle) How does it feel when you lose your family Gordon Let me play you a sad tune on the accordian Ask Deadpool, you're just putting up a front None of you three were prepared for the manhunt

Payne: (Payne turns over, shoots Cash) Actually I was Cash, Jim better back down Your girl is dead, how does he feel to be in this crowd

Deadpool: Damn, thelegion writes these violent now. So who do you vote for? P.S. Only Payne and Gordon can be voted for, the other two are dead.