User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Gliscors Universe 9: Queen Elsa vs Global Warming

It's been awhile, but I got something that might actually anger some people... but I'm definitely going through with it.

This battle is the Queen of Arendelle, the girl who froze an entire kingdom because of her inner rage, Elsa, fighting the climate change that might start the apocalypse for the north and south poles, Global Warming.

I DON'T CARE IF GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T A PERSON, IT'S A FANMADE.

~Cough~

Anyway...

Locations & Actors:
Grace Helbig as Elsa

Jacksfilms as Global Warming (Voice)

Elsa's Location: Castle of Arendelle

Global Warmings Location: .... The Atmostphere?

Eh.

Connection:

Two things that ruin your life.

...

Yep.

Intro
RAP BATTLES OF GLISCORS UNIVERSSSSEEEEEE

QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

GLOBAL WARMING

BEGIN!

Global Warming
It’s getting hot! My rhymes rise steadily with the heat

Get ready for defeat, Global warming will melt this snow queen!

I’ll tell anderson that his character was ruined by disney

I will never let it go to prove it accurate with History!

Call me Elvis, I’m going in with the Greenhouse rock

Once Upon a Time, My soot will make you stop!

If I was alive, you still couldn’t freeze a left kidney!

You can’t even kill, kid, you’re manufactured by disney

Queen Elsa
This heat has never even bothered me anyway

This ghastly gashouse can’t stop the Queen of Arendelle!

My rhymes high on the mountain tonight

With a cold that can’t be melted off scene of the crime

Tell me, Global Warming, where are the penguins gonna live

If you melt the entire planet and kill off all of it’s kin?

I have a sisterly bond that you will never have

Just send Humanity to the moon, they’ve had enough of your crap

Global Warming
You can’t escape me, you’re just a moody teenager!

A Queen? Pfffft. More like a 0/10 lone ranger

I can already melt your town that’s in an everlasting winter

I’m out, I hope you get Frozen Coal for dinner

Queen Elsa
I AM NOT A TEEN, I AM AN ADULT

I DON’T THINK YOU…. Wait, where are you going?

Global Warming
I stopped caring about you. It’s 2015, not even I care about your movie. Moana’s coming out soon.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU.... DECIDE?

THE RAPS RHYME HIGH ON THE RAP BATTLES...

OF GLISCORS UNIVERSE!

Who Won? Queen Elsa Global Warming Jacksfilms The idiot who thought this was a good idea