User blog:Drakan95/The Beast vs Jack the Ripper. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History

Dear wiki users,

I keep on hearing that some people thought Jack the Ripper will be in this battle. Well yeah, you guessed right!

The whole point was that I really wanted Jack to be in my brand new series, but the main problem was his opponent. I received many opponents from some people such as: Light Yagami, Lelouch Britannia from Code Geass, and yeah....even Scooby-Doo. But then I received this suggestion and I felt in love with it immediately.

Before we start I would love to give some credits. First of all, huge thanks to both Noah and GIR who wrote for The Beast. You can check their awesome rap series down below. And also, so much love for Leandro who made the cover, title cards and end slate. Wish me luck, guys, in this 2vs1 battle!

The main antagonist of Over the Garden Wall, The Beast, and London's terror, Jack the Ripper fight against each other in this 2spooky4me battle, to see who is the more scary faceless and nameless stalker cloaked in darkness.

The Beast Background: The Unknown

Jack the Ripper Background: Whitechapel

Beat: Secret Identitites

Battle




BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper
(starts at 0:20) Dear boss, today I'll have ripped Wendigo's lil sis

Too weak to spit a diss, softer than Beatrice

I'll bring the heat for your defeat, when you step on my street

Where I'm ruthless to my targets, left without a heartbeat

A more cunning Eyeless Jack versus a lame Slender hack

You're clearly The Unknown when it comes to battle rap

I'll score a Victorian victory, cut you down like my whores

Then I'd end you, but my victims have all had sex before

The Beast
(0:40) It seems a Wayward Soul has come to Jack Ol Beasty's style

But on the track, I ain't docile. It’s time that I get homicidal

Towards this wild, vile Lecter! You better run to the Woods, man!

Or I'll tear the ass of this chap, man! Left more mangled than Chapman

You toked, man? Seems you puffed Mary Jane before this brawl

Break your Stride, watch you Fall! Then knock you Over the Garden Wall

Better grow some Springheels! I'm about to make some front page news:

"Ripper timbered by dark figure. Sixth sickly deceased prostitute."

Jack the Ripper
(1:00) <p class="MsoNormal">Remain in your jolly forest, while I bring fear to London

<p class="MsoNormal">A pedophile can’t stop the sinful Leather Apron

<p class="MsoNormal">And while you trembled for a lantern to not be spent

<p class="MsoNormal">The police couldn’t find me for my gruesome intents

<p class="MsoNormal">This silly so-called beast should run back to his Belle!

<p class="MsoNormal">Since he can’t top my infernal burns From Hell!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a Whitechapel demon, giving fear to any human

<p class="MsoNormal">Keep stalking lil’ boys, since you can’t get yourself a woman

The Beast
(1:20) <p class="MsoNormal">Are you ready to see the TRUE darkness that I’ll present you?!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll reinvent you, when they see you In Hell, they’ll know the Beast sent you

<p class="MsoNormal">Throw you to the Pumpkin clan if you think you’re a scary man,

<p class="MsoNormal">Leave you Lamenting like Langtree until you’re skewered like Mary Anne

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a common hoax created to bore England’s history classes,

<p class="MsoNormal">With disses that couldn’t be improved by Potatoes and Molasses

<p class="MsoNormal">Because Jack will snap on contact against the Beast's attacks,

<p class="MsoNormal">The Zodiac Killer murders better than you-

Greg
(1:39)

<p class="MsoNormal">And that's a Rock Fact!

Jack the Ripper
(1:40) <p class="MsoNormal">Meet my knife and you’ll be silenced, you cloaked mofo

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re so horrible at opera, as you’re horrible with flow

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm out, since it's clear this Saucy killer is the winner

<p class="MsoNormal">Have fun being deceased! Yours truly, Jack the Ripper!

The Beast
(1:50) <p class="MsoNormal">Your kitchen knife doesn’t make you suddenly unmanageable

<p class="MsoNormal">Tried to take on a Beast when he couldn’t handle a cannibal

<p class="MsoNormal">So we’d better make a deal, before your lore grows rotten,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m still out haunting the fields while your gore was Easily Forgotten!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-

(The logo gets stabbed by Jack's knife.)

-GAAAAAAARGHH!!!

(The logo lies dead.)

Poll
Who won? Jack the Ripper The Beast