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"If others would but reflect on mathematical truths as deeply and as continuously as I have, they would make my discoveries."

- Carl Friedrich Gauss "If you're going to read a mathematician battle, make sure you know what heliotropes, canetoids, Gauss guns, and at the very least, Gaussian curvature are."

- Minipop56

  Welcome to my User Page!  Here is a link to my wiki if you want to learn about Carl Gauss. Even if you don't, there's still a great community there (i.e. my associate and me): Carl Gauss Wiki If anyone would like to have a rap battle with me, please consult me on my message wall, or talk to me in  chat. As well as the Epic Rap Battles of Nerdiness, I have made a few literal reviews which can be seen in the tab below. I am also a chat moderator on the Prime Numbers Wiki. If you require any help there, please ask me!

 Epic Rap Battles of Nerdiness- Please Read!=


 * -|My Favourite Battles=


 * -|Best Lines=

 Blue text indicates winner of rap battle.

 "Well, you can't buy me love. But I'll kick your *ss for free. I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer and give you a lobotomy!" -John Lennon (winner)

"You're weak- between you and me there's no comparison! I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison!" -Bill O' Reilly

 "You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother? So many dudes been with our mum; who even knows if I'm your father?" -Darth Vader (winner)

"You stink Vader; your style smells something sour! You need to wash up, dawg- here, step in my shower!" -Hitler

 "You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull. I'd make fun of Walker Texas Ranger but I've never even seen that show!" -Abe Lincoln (winner)

"Chuck Norris doesn't battle; he just allows you to lose. My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth." -Chuck Norris

 "I think I would rather elect a Smurf than vote for you. Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school!" -Lady Gaga (winner)

"You may be Gaga, but you ain't a lady at all. I've seen those outfits you've been wearing- that takes big balls!" -Sarah Palin

 "North Korea, b*tch." -Kim Jong-il (winner)

"You got an inside seat to your own smackdown, brother! You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!" -Hulk Hogan

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls! And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of sh*t 'My World'!" -Beethoven (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm the next Michael Jackson. You smell like Betty White! Here's some aspirin; you're catching Bieber fever tonight!" -Justin Bieber

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time, when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind o' mind." -Stephen Hawking (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm as dope as two rappers- you better be scared! 'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!" -Albert Einstein

<p style="text-align:center;"> "From Poland to Korea I ravaged the land! Now my DNA's in dudes from New York to Japan." -Genghis Khan (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Ooh! Whatcha gonna do? You got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!" -Easter Bunny

<p style="text-align:center;"> "This b*stard's about to see how bad a battle can be! After this your buddy Pedro will be voting for me." -Bonaparte (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Why don't you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide? 'Cause this is a rap rollercoaster. And you're not even tall enought to ride!" -Dynamite

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I'll craft a lyrical coffin, and then spit the nails in! Call me Arthur Miller, son, 'cause it's Death of a Salesman." -Benjamin Franklin (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Your boy George chopped down trees. You couldn't break a piece of balsa! Slap chop your face! Make a double-chin salsa!" Vince Offer

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Check your status: they call me headmaster, you're nothing. Nice staff, you compensating for something?" -Dumbledore (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You shall not pass; I rap fast like Shadowfax! Tom Riddle me this, you b*tch! How's your little wand gonna beat my staff?!" -Gandalf

<p style="text-align:center;"> "My rhymes are classic. Your crap is drafted by a kindergardner high on acid! Ye hoebag, you're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag, and no gonads. Egads, it's so sad." -William Shakespeare (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I entertain a child of any age! You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!" -Dr Seuss

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I'll say this once, Laurence; I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f*ck outta my neighbourhood." -Mr Rogers (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"The only p*ssycat you ever seen is on Henrietta! And your Mr McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!" -Mr T

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain! I'll stick a flag up your *ss and claim you for Spain!" -Columbus (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You spaghetti-eating f*ck! How's your spice rack doing? I'll be chilling in my spaceship- have fun canoeing!" -Kirk

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I drew a moustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler. Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler!" -Nice Peter (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"This is one vid kid that you'll never survive! I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe!" -EpicLLOYD

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I strike back hard against a Nazi! Brain-toss your *ss in the air! Yahtzee!" -Darth Vader (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You sink you're powerful wiz your finger neck pinchez? You couldn't even getz your own son into ze family business!" -Adolf Hitler

<p style="text-align:center;"> "You got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!" -Master Chief (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder! You're in my hood now, Chief! THIS IS SPARTA!" -Leonidas

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Before us, people only used to fly in balloons! You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?" Wright Bros. (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Like POW! How you like me now? Spit flames outta mouth like our name was Bow..... ser!" -Mario Bros.

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Then you made one daughter; she came to me. I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee!" -Michael Jackson (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You'er a creeper, dude! You like to grab your own wanger. I only let you marry my daughter 'cause I knew you'd never bang her!" -Elvis Presley

<p style="text-align:center;"> "You still got no childeren after your third marriage! You lost so many babies they should call you Miss Carriage!" -Cleopatra (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You could never kick my *ss, so kiss my cl*toris! This ugly hag and KassemG got matchin' noses!" -Marilyn Monroe

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I need to bring up some basic sh*t. Why'd you name your company after your d*ck?" -Steve Jobs (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You blow, Jobs! You arrogant pr*ck! With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck!" -Bill Gates

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory! Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy!" -Freddie Mercury (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"That's what's wrong with you people- you'll do anything to get famous! You changed yuor name to Mercury. You shoulda been Freddie Uranus!" -Frank Sinatra

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*tch-smack you as equals! Of the people, by the people, for the people! Eagle!" -Abe Lincoln (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You've got the momma jeans. A-and a Mr. Fantastic face! Er ... so rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!" -Obama

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I'll use your porto-potty time machine and my latrine! You're not a cat with nine lives; you're a p*ssy! With thirteen!" -Doc Brown (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form. You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should've never been born!" -Doctor Who

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I invente Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe! Here's my two finger push-up- Kung *-U!" -Bruce Lee (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable. No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel ... " -Clint Eastwood

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Bloody good rhymes! I've got tonnes. Dissing these dynamic d**chebags was elementary, my dear Watson." -Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Nobody likes you- not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard. You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm." -Batman

<p style="text-align:center;"> "It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat *ss. You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass." -Moses (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm from the North Pole! That's why my rhymes are so cold! I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal!" -Santa Claus

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I'm sorry (for delivering such a blasphemous rap battle)." -Adam

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm sorry too." -Eve

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I admire the way you broke the British power, but I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower!" -Martin Luther King Jr. (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Everything you preach, I said it first! You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!" -Gandhi

<p style="text-align:center;"> "What's inside mine was ahead of its own time; You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!" -Tesla (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"The truth hertz; you're broke and washed up! Don't give a smidgen 'bout your visions if they can't make a buck!" -Thomas Edison

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression, I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession!" -Lance Armstrong (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"'Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all. Yerrr out, with three strikes, and just one ball!" -Babe Ruth

<p style="text-align:center;"> "What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea! I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!" -Mozart (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm a self-made man, you're a slave to your papa, I'm a r-r-rock star, mix you with the base and drop ya!" -Skrillex

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the Bourgeoisie!" -Lenin (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba. Doing judo moves and schooling every communist c*ka!" -Putin (runners-up)

<p style="text-align:center;"> "The Führer will crush the Dark Side like a rap apartheid! I put the "germ" in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!" -Adolf Hitler (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up! Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up! And when your bunker started getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and fired up!"-Darth Vader

<p style="text-align:center;"> "I mean, that rat nest's beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"- Al Capone (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"You spent time in Altacraz, I'm sure you were fine- if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes." -Blackbeard

<p style="text-align:center;"> "Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank! Your manager's riding you to the achy-breaky-bank!" -Joan of Arc (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up! You're gettin' lifted on a stake- get that body burned up!" -Miley Cyrus

<p style="text-align:center;"> "My technique'll make your mistress weep, put her to sleep. Elbow-drop her dreams, I go deep!" -Bob Ross (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"But I think you must be a genius, 'cause with zero training, you made millions teaching people how to suck at painting." -Pablo Picasso

<p style="text-align:center;"> "McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers! You stay at the Ritz because you sold out to crackers!" -Muhammad Ali (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Hit nothin' but net! You ain't seen nothin' yet! Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of sh*t!" -Michael Jordan

<p style="text-align:center;"> "You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini, cause you disgust me! Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me, don't even touch me!" -Donald Trump (winner)

<p style="text-align:center;">"Are these the shadows of things that will be? Or things that may be only? If I depart from my course can they change? Say it is thus with what you show me!" -Ebenezer Scrooge (runners- up)

<p style="text-align:center;">"The penance you should pay for the way you behave is written as plain as the name on this grave!" -The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

<p style="text-align:center;">"Who's properly rocking the Monopoly mustache! Yo, I own the railroad, I run these tracks!" -J. P. Morgan

<p style="text-align:center;">"Well you're about to be right now! I'm the ghost of what's right now!" -Kanye West

<p style="text-align:center;"> Best Line Ever

<p style="text-align:center;">"I mean, that rat nest's beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"- Al Capone

<p style="text-align:center;"> Worst Line Ever

<p style="text-align:center;">"Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up! That's how I survive."


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