User blog:ScoobyWho/Hamish and Andy vs Jono and Ben

This battle features Australian comedians Hamish and Andy facing off against New Zealand comedians Jono and Ben.

Cast

 * Nice Peter as Ben Boyce
 * EpicLLOYD as Jono Pryor
 * Rhett McLaughlin as Hamish Blake
 * Link Neal as Andy Lee

The Rap Battle
(Colours represent rappers, if normal text, it means they're rapping together)

Hamish and Andy
Wow, what do we have here? Some dudes wanting to be funny!

Not even that: just a waste of money!

We're emcees of Austraila, nothing compared to these NZ trashbags!

We're Hamish and Andy, morons, We're Kings of Gags!

Busting more rhymes than Jamie Linehan!

Better sponsors than Hallensteins: a typical businessman

We've already won, don't even come near!

Beating you is easy, even on a Gap Year!

Jono and Ben
We're the winners here, mate, you are just Two Little Boys!

We rock man, Oz is all but background noise!

Beating wallabies to a Pulp, it's our Sport!

This battle's here is where you're getting thwart!

Travelled around the world? We did the same!

Our countries faced in Rugby and cricket: It's a war game.

Embarrasing the outback more than Guy Williams!

Comedy duos like us don't last forever: out there are probably billions!

Hamish and Andy
Don't mock us, you're just embarrasing yourselves!

Stop copying us before getting kicked in the butt by ourselves!

Jono and Ben
You stop copying us, you idiots.

Your raps are just really, really hideous!

Hamish and Andy
You're basically us: Radio and comedy shows...

All your crap came from our various shows!

Jono and Ben
We may have copied you

But can you rap better than your dog doo!

Andy, Hamish should be your boyfriend

Because dude, you don't even have a girlfriend!

Hamish and Andy
I've had it with these NZ fools!

With that bald head, might as well be a bunch of stools!

Even your own co-host doesn't give enough encourage!

Go back to TV3, while we're riding in the Caravan of Courage!

Who Won?
WHO WON? Hamish and Andy Jono and Ben Tie