User blog:CrimsonTuxedo24/President of Canada campaign

HELLO, RE-ELECT ME FOR THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA

Look at my past presidential achievements:

Princess of Sandwichland(ruling)

King of Chicago(ruling)

President of JapInaReaKokLand(runner up)

President of Microsoft(stabbed by Bill Gates)

CUUUUUUM OOOOON MYYYY FAAAAACE(20th place)

Look at my dick.