User blog:TheCheerio/Donald Duck vs Mickey Mouse. Random Rap Battles of History Season 1.

'''Donald Duck vs Mickey Mouse. Random Rap Battles of History Season 1 Episode 3.'''

Beat

Battle
(0:00 - 0:10)

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DONALD DUCK

VERSUS

MICKEY MOUSE!! BEGIN!

Mickey Mouse (0:10 - 0:52)

Yello, my old homie, it's ya boy Mickey Mouse.

'Bout to tear down this battle then Imma tear down your house!

Step into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse bitch, maybe you'll feel better.

My raps are so freezing cold, here, let me give you a sweater!

Steamboat Willie, son, then a legend was born!

No one wants to watch you and Daisy Duck make porn!

Scrooge McDuck, your rich ass uncle

This is gonna be long ride, so you better buckle

I'm ready to fight, I got my knuckles

You look up to me like I'm on top of the Cinderella Castle!

You lived in Duckburg, such a Goofy ass name!

I can tell you're jealous cause I stole all the fame!

I'm the Mascot of Walt Disney Company!

The only duck that's better than you is Daffy!

You got Huey, ya boy Huey

then Louie, ya boy Louie

lastly Dewey, ya boy Dewey

I'm in a million, million, Disney movies!

Donald Duck (0:52 - 1:34)

Shut the -quack- up you ol' friend of mine!

You got me pissed off, Mickey, why oh why?

My name is Donald Fauntleroy Duck, by the way

in case you didn't know yo' best friend's name!

I don't even care if you stole all the fame

at least people say I am great

Go back to Minnie instead of rapping against me

You're being a bad influence to your nephews, Morty and Ferdie!

You're a wizard, Mickey, sike bitch! This ain't Harry Potter!

My raps are embarassing you, Mickey, man you're getting slaughtered!

This is over already, cut the music

This poor little Mickey Mouse is clueless

I'm a world famous cartoon, I'm a Wise Little Hen

This rap battle is about to come to an end

My raps and rhymes are the definition of beauty

Your raps seem dumber and dumber than Goofy.

Mickey Mouse (1:34 - 1:55)

Now you're bringing Goofy in? This is just about me and you

You're a squeaky little duck that belongs in a zoo

Go bow down to Hitler like you always do

I'm gonna knock you out just like Ryu

This is Street Fighter, Disney edition

Your ugly duck face reminds me of Maleficent!

My flow was excellent, yours is still in development

You have to admit my rhymes are violent!

I'm gonna stop here so you can come out of embarrassment

You look pissed off, Donald, go take some anger management!

Donald Duck (1:55 - 2:16)

You asked for it, Mickey. It's time to go aggressive

I do admit your rhymes are... unimpressive

You call yourself a leader? To me you are a ratchet.

And you aren't smart, at least as not as much as Inspector Gadget!

Go home and work on your raps, man you better practice

You look lost boy, you're in Wonderland just like Alice!

This murder of Mickey Mouse was tragic, and it wasn't an accident

I guess that puts an end to all this Disney magic.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

RANDOM

-QUACK-

RAP

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BATTLES...

OF

HISTORRRRRYYY!

Who Won? Donald Duck Mickey Mouse