User blog:NightFalcon9004/Otis vs Foghorn Leghorn. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles Off-Season 1

Wow, my first off-season!

It's been a while since I did a battle, so this one is quite overdue, and hopefully I can have more time to do them. (Oh wait school starts tomorrow for me and that sucksssssssssss ;-;)

Since this battle isn't an official on-season battle, I probably slightly didn't spend as much time working on it. I have no idea why this idea was chosen, and I have no idea what else to say, so ye.

Also it's been a few days over two years since my first cartoon battle, yay! (And now it's been remade a bit, so check it out pls (bpf))

The leader of the barnyard from Back at the Barnyard, Otis, and the anthropomorphic rooster from Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies shorts, Foghorn Leghorn, rap against each other to see who is the better farm animal.

Pics were made by Jella this time (Leandro: i crai)

Beat not made by Cacola :O (It was fittingly titled "Otis")



Announcer: (0:14 - 0:24)









BEGIN!

Foghorn Leghorn: (0:24 - 0:41) You call yourself a Cowman, but you don't seem like the type that churns butter. This boy's less masculine than Bessy; male cows aren't supposed to have udders! I would, I say, I would take this bull by the horns, But even my name has more of those than you could ever adorn! I'm showin' my crowin' flow in this plowin', Knowin' I'm goin' dirtier than the mud your pig friend rolls in! Stop raisin' the roof and go back to grazin' the roots. I could beat you during a sunrise, so suck my cock-a-doodle-doo! Otis: (0:41 - 0:58)

Meanwhile, back at the barnyard, preparing to come in and harm hard, Otis spits a diss focused on the oldest farm tard!

Hope you're not intolerant to lactose; this attack goes higher than junkies.

My milk style's fresh and funky; yours seems gross, expired, and chunky!

Man, I'll crack your head like an egg, and you'll lose your yolk like Mrs. Beady.

You fight with a Pip-squeak size chicken hawk? He looks as harmful as Speedy!

You're messing with a party animal, so let's dance while we're at it.

All you are is just a big shnook: loud-mouthed, that is!

Foghorn Leghorn: (0:58 - 1:16)

Now, lookie here, I say, lookie here, son.

You're one heck of an irresponsible dreck if I laid eyes on one!

Your cattle's six feet tall, and that Snotty Boy still harasses y'all!

Boy, I say, boy, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball!

In this beef, you thought you'd outflow me? That's a load of baloney!

I'll butcher you as if you're Ben against those wily coyotes!

Your half-pint pal Peck's got nothin' on this rooter in every way!

I could surpass you in a Camptown Race any doo-dah day!

Otis: (1:16 - 1:34)

Ahhhh, shut up and put a cork in it!

I'd rather have my ears tagged than listen to you by the minute!

Talking manure as if your beak belonged in a pigsty,

I'd get more of a fight with the giant chicken from Family Guy!

Cut your clucks! You're like cud: I'll chew you up and spit you back out,

Then make you cooped in when I whoop your ass like you do to that hound.

If you want a taste of this ranch when you come to my hood,

You'll get fried with verbal herbs and spicy rhymes 'till you're finger-lickin' good.

Announcer: (1:34 - 1:46)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Who won? Otis Foghorn Leghorn