User:SPARTAN 119/Sandbox

This is my sandbox, mostly where I store lyrics for potential future fanmade battles. =Series=

Anime Rap Battles

 * Madoka Kaname vs Haruhi Suzumiya
 * Mei Misaki vs Rikka Takanashi
 * Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Hayate Yagami (Nanoha)
 * Koko Hekmatyar (Jormungand) vs Tomoko Kuroki (Watamote)
 * Yandere rap battle
 * Ai Enma vs Makoto Itou

East vs West

 * Akemi Homura vs The Terminator
 * Chise vs Iron Man
 * Hououin Kyouma vs Walter White (?)
 * Kyubey vs Cthulhu (or possibly Nyarlthotep)
 * Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya vs Edward Kenway
 * Walking Dead vs Highschool of the Dead (vs Left 4 Dead)

Other

 * Alfred Russel Wallace vs Charles Darwin
 * L. Ron Hubbard vs Joseph Smith
 * 4chan vs Youtube
 * Silent Hill vs Persona 4
 * Oda Nobunaga vs Oda Nobuna
 * April Fools Special: Timmy (South Park) vs Hodor (Game of Thrones)

Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Hayate Yagami (Nanoha)
Light:

I am Kira, God of the World!

Your a literal Katawa Shoujo turned magical girl!

So what if your an officer in an alien military

I'll demote you resident of the local cemetary!

Whether you live or die, Its all my decision

I strike down all who oppose me with lethal precision!

With a stroke of my pen, you will be defeated

Then I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!

Hayate:

Hayate Yagami of the TSAB here to teach you a lesson

My magic will blow through you like Matsuda's Smith and Wesson!

Your magic book can only hit one target at a time

I can take out a dozen city blocks with mine!

You use your powers with no care or responsibility

Your not a god, just a loose piece of artillery!

If you even try to harm me, it to won't go to keikaku

You'll get jumped by four Belka knights and a thousand pissed otaku!

Light:

I'm a more prolific killer than your average shinigami

Make you the deadest mahou shoujo since Tomoe Mami!

The story of this battle you will not live to tell

I'll send you beyond the grave to go hang out with L!

Hayate:

Light, your the one whose going end up dead,

Try writing in your notebook, with an iceberg on your head

You're outstanding crimes will be your own annihilation

Prepare to face the wrath of the Time-Space Administration!

Koko
This loser girl wants to get into my business!?

It wouldn't be 5 minutes before you got blasted out of existence!

I mean, seriously, is this some kind of joke?

I'll shoot you down like that guy who tried to pay me in coke!

Tomoko
Future arms dealer here to kick your ass so hard

They'll that it was your fault I'm not popular

(Insert More lines)

So let me reiterate what I already said:

This time I'll admit it: it WILL be my fault your dead!

Darwin
Together we brought about a scientific revolution

But only I will be remembered as the father of evolution!

You were selected against by history, and your fame just got killed

I'll sink your reputation faster than your ship back from Brazil!

You really think you have any shot at victory,

You'll end up flat out broke and come running to me!

I mean the results of this battle are written out in plain

They will prove as unsuccessful as your anti-vaccination campaign!

Wallace
You may have wrote the book, but the real genius is mine

I'll kick your rich ass back across my line!

Mei Misaki (Another) vs Rikka Takanashi (Chuunibyou)
Mei:
 * Takes off her eye patch*

It seems I need my magic eye to see you

I guess that means your something that just shouldn't be viewed!

I'll get this out of the way now, before I cause any confusion

I'd gouge out your Tyrant's Eye if it wasn't a delusion!

You need to stop talking about things that do not exist

You gotta bad case of chuunibyou and the cure is my fist!


 * fakes a punch at Rikka*

Rikka:

I'm surprised your willing to show me your eye

You kept it close all season and left your friends to die!

Deny my Tyrant's Eye again, and believe me when I tell ya

You'll end up like Sakuragi: Impaled on an umbrella!


 * Gets out her umbrella and thrusts it violently in Mei's direction*

Your show's nothing but a rip off of Final Destination

Taking place in a town filled with OSHA violations!

Terminator
I expected a challenge when I was sent back on this mission

Instead I find a little girl with a heart condition

Go back to your Homu-Home, and spend some time with your lesbian lover

Because you won't be able to after I terminate your mother!

I can survive anything your throw at me, just try and attack

Go ahead shoot me, cause just like Kyubey.... I'll be back!

Akemi Homura


Come at me, tin man, you don't scare me

I'll shoot your ass down in a hail of RPGs!

You may be a killing machine, but I've still got you outgunned

And if you're from the future you should know I already won!

I've got my ordnance locked onto your exact location,

I'm bout to drop a bigger bomb than Salvation!

(Homura fires a barrage of missiles at the Terminator)

Terminator
(Walks out of the flames, now a metallic endoskeleton)

I told you I'd be back, and I've got your in my laser sight

I'm impervious to your firepower, call me Walpurgis Night

Your Goddess won't save you now, so don't bother to pray

The end for you is nigh, this is your Judgement Day

You cannot hide,

From my electronic eyes

Come fight with me if you want to die!

Face it Homura, I already beat ya,

But I'll make your death quick, Hasta La Vista!

Akemi Homura
(Returns in a time warp)

I'm coming back in time, ready to bring the hurt

I bring an arsenal with me, you can't even bring your shirt

I got a pocket fulla rockets and a battery of artillery

You may be robotic superweapon, but I'm a one-woman military!

I'm bringin' the hate

With my Type 88,

Rainin' down fire and sealing your fate.

Try to come back again, and you'll be annihilated,

This battle's over, consider yourself terminated!

AVGN
Its the AVGN here to goin' back to the past

So that I can kick washed up Sega mascot's ass

I hope you got blast processing, cause you better think fast

Before I send you down in flames faster than the Dreamcast!

I got my Zapper fully loaded so kiss your ass goodbye.

Cause I'm the Lord of the Harvest. Eat Shitpickle and die!

Segata
In 97 I dedicated myself to gaming, today I return

To kick your ass in the name of the Sega Saturn!

Don't mess with me Nerd, I'll kick your ass so hard

You'll spontaneously explode like this is Fist of the North Star!

Taking me on is your biggest mistake

You couldn't beat me if you kept playing until your fingers break!

AVGN
You wanna take me on, bitch, I'll make you eat those words

I'm the angriest fucking gamer the internet's ever heard!

Just like Sonic R, you've got fatal defects

Your Sega's biggest waste of resources since the 32X!

I've got my Power Glove ready to deliver the death blow

I'll out last your ass just like Nintendo!

Segata
You may talk a lot of trash, but I'll make you eat those words

Its time to pull the flush on this Nerdy Turd!

I'll break every bone in your body with only my forehead

I'll unleash your Deep Fears, leave you in the House of the Dead!

Face it Nerd, your score is still at zero

Your beaten body will never forget SEGATA SANSHIRO!

Makoto
Oh, Hi there ghost girl, welcome back from the dead

But you'll have to get in line if you want give me head!

Really I'm not surprised that you want some this

After all I'm a fucking hentai game protagonist!

But I'm afraid your going to have to wait your turn though

After all they call me, Everyone's Makoto!

Ai
I have no interest in you, you worthless sleaze

Except to put a stop to your spreading STDs

And when this battles' over you'll be the one fallen your knees!

Ai
=Silent Hill vs Persona 4= Theme: Game Protagonists who fight enemies based on their inner demons.

James
You think your little sword can harm me? Bitch, I created Pyramid Head!

If you ended up in Silent Hill, in 15 minutes you'd be dead!

You level up with your buddies pissing about in town

While I gained my experience with a shotgun taking zombies nurses down!

I'm the fucking master of horror survival

I blasted Satonaka and Amagi with my other large-bore rifle.

I'll end your life

With my alter-ego's knife

I'll euthanize you just like my wife!

Yu
You'll regret the day you messed me, James

Just like Shadow Yukiko I'm spitting out flames

I don't fear your alter ego and his rusty ass knife

And it's all your fucking fault you have a shitty ass life!

I'll tell you a little secret, Mary isn't dead.

You'll see her tonight with me in bed!

Like the spear of Izanagi, I'm coming down hard

You'll regret the day you cast your hand against the Wild Card!

Heather
Look what just wandered straight into my gunsight

Some Japanese female to male transvestite!

Your a detective, wonderful, now get out face

Before I cave your skull in with my morning star mace!

And about that Colt Anaconda, I'll make my point quick

You need it to compensate for your lack of a dick!

Go ahead, summon your Persona, you clod

And witness the second time that I curb stomp a god!

I've got my infinite MAC-10, ready to bust a cap

And double tap the crap out of this reverse trap !

You'll never get over your regret over messing with me

So pretend your revolver's an evolver and this is Persona 3!

Naoto
I'll have my revenge for that!

Now you've made me mad!

Bitch, I'll bust out my revolver,

And reunite you with your dad!

They call me the Detective Prince, you could say I'm royalty

So kneel before your superior and show some humility!

Let me tell you the real reason I look so androgynous

Its because no one gender can contain my awesomeness!

I am eloquent, intelligent,

My gender identity is irrelevant,

Nonetheless, I must let it be known:

That worm enemy suggests you have issues of your own!

Meanings
=George. R. R. Martin vs Gen Urobuchi=

George
So this Japanese nobody wants to face the Westerossi warlord!?

I got so many accolades, call this Storm of Awards !

You're small time, Urobuchi

Not worthy of my full attention,

You haven't even mastered the third fucking dimension !

When it comes to writing masterpieces, you know less than Jon Snow ,

I'll kick your ass and leave you as a Feast for the Crows!

Gen
Think you can outdo all my successes with a little Ice and Fire?

Even you'll be disturbed when you hear the Song of Saya!

I mean, for your genre, bloodshed is to be expected,

I place brutal deaths in places it can never be detected!

Bitch, I shocked the world,

Slaughtered magical girls,

And even killed off the hero.

Accept your Fate, Martin, you'll aways amount to Zero!

Gen
INSERT MORE LYRICS

I'll start a Rayet, kill off your Arya,

Fuck kill lists, KILL 'EM ALL!

Let justice be done through Martin's fall!

=Arya Stark (Game of Thrones) vs Asuna Yuuki (Sword Art Online)=

Arya
So this nerdy heiress want challenge the princess of the North?

Bitch I'll draw my blade and cut down your net worth!

Unlike you, Game Girl, I wield the blade in real life,

Though I could probably do you in with just a butter knife!

I mean I'm a traveling warrior, you're a damsel in distress,

Whose entire fucking franchise is a poorly written mess!

I've already won this battle, you never had chance,

But if your really want to die, alright then, let's dance!

Asuna
You call this a battle, this royal bloodletting!?

Truly more of a massacre, call this a Red Wedding!

I'll put my rapier through your throat, just like your buddy Lommy

Make bleed out your carotid faster than your mommy!

But worry not Arya, I'll make your death quick,

Then I'll take your puny sword and use it as a toothpick!

Knights of the Blood Vice-captain, ready to claim victory

I'll immobilize you faster than an arrow to the knee!

Arya


Vice-captain? So you admit you're second best!

I'll thread you in my Needle, slay you at my behest.

You're useless with your boyfriend, master of co-dependency,

I'm the only one here with an Independent Destiny

I'll run my blade right through your black-clad Gary Stu

with just a flick of my wrist

Then I'll scratch two names off my personal hit list!

Asuna
You think your attacks hurt me?

877 points in auto healing,

I'll get back up, strike right back

send this bitch a reeling!

Warrior princess my ass! What stands before my eyes

Is a war orphan so ugly, I mistook her for a guy!

You may have escaped Joffrey, but now you face your end,

I'll crush you with technology you medieval mind will never comprehend

Heiress to RECTO Progress, dishing out verbal pain,

Just like a Nerve Gear, I'll fry your primitive brain!

=Kazuo Kiriyama (Battle Royale) vs Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)=

=Yandere Rap Battle: Yuno Gasai vs Shion Sonozaki vs Shinkawa Kyouiji vs Kotonoha Katsura=

Yuno
Representing Sakurami, animes' greatest killing machine

You best kneel before me, cause I'm the yandere queen!

I can kill any way I want, knife, axe, sword or gun

Only death awaits if you touch my Yuki-kun!

Your no match for me Shion, you sickly psycho bitch,

I'll leave cut and bleeding in the nearest drainage ditch

Face it Sonozaki, This'll be my victory

And I'll just let you know that I killed Satoshi!

On now onto the kid playing Modern Warfare II

Whose girl got stolen by a black-clad Gary Stu!

You may be well armed in your virtual reality,

But unlike you, I'm packing some real artillery

Your a lazy ass gamer, I'm literally divine

I'll bust out my MP5, call it Gun Gale Offline!

Finally there's Kotonoha, with your little hacksaw

You should flee from this battle like you fled from the law!

Your the only girl that Makoto didn't let into his bed

But you'll be just like him soon- a bloody severed head!

Shion
Do you really want to mess with Hinamizawa's demon?!

I'll drag you to my torture chamber, leave you bloody and screamin'

Yuno, there's no way you'll survive,

You won't leave this battle alive,

I'll bust out my AK

And outrange your MP5!

Try and come at me Yuno, I'll bring about your end,

So run away just like your pussy of a boyfriend!

You may have become a goddess, but there's still no way you'll win

I'll crucify your ass, make you die for your OWN sins!

And now, I onto you Shinkawa, your next up for slaughter

I'll shoot down your ass faster than Asada!

I'll cut off your rhymes before you can retort,

Your negative 26 in my time, your life I'll abort!

And really, Kotonoha, is that all you got?!

A rusty hacksaw and an idiot-driven plot.

I'll destroy you faster than Makoto's cheating

Crack my spiked whip and give you a beating.

You're all the most pathetic characters that I've ever known

Face it you three, you just got Shi-owned!

Kyouiji
So you want to come against me, so-called yandere queen?

My rhymes'll stop your heart like succinylcholine!

And as for Yukiteru, I noticed something:

He's a gigantic pussy, so are you a lesbian?!

I got a special loadout for this deicidal mission

I'm got you in my sights with plot armor-piercing ammunition!

Face it Gasai, this fight's already won

Just like my girl Sinon, I'll kill you with your own gun!

And Shion, your prognosis is bad, I'm not gonna bullshit

You've got a bad case of Hinamizawa Syndrome; the only cure is a bullet!

I got my Death Gun loaded, I'm unleashing retribution

Call me Miyo Takano, because this is your execution!

You can't outfight a sniper like Shinkawa

I'll pick your ass off just like Simo Hahya!

Go ahead, try and respawn, in any parallel universe

Cause against the Silent Assassin, you'll always come off worst!

And you, oppai-chan, you want to mess with me?

I'll demote you from double D to OD!

Come at me with your hacksaw, you'll be in for a shock

When I impale you on my Starship Metal Estoc!

Your completely outgunned and outclassed, you fool,

So end it all now, take a swan dive off your school!

At all three of you, my desire to kill is burning,

I'll leave you like my avatar: Sterben!

Kotonoha
Waahaahhaahaahaah, Now you all will die!

I'll cut all you bitches open, just like I did Sekai

Lets start with you Gasai, you could have become a god

But instead you come back just for that worthless clod.

Are you supposed to be a joke, 'cause this isn't even funny I've got so much cash I'll crush you under bags of money!

(Add more lyrics)

Then I'll sail away upon my nice boat

You'll all be dead so quick you'd think I had Death Note!

Lyric Meanings
=Matt Eckert (Red Dawn) vs Touko Natori (Busou Chuugakusei)=

Matt
(add more lyrics)

Bitch, I'm a certified Commie killing machine,

You may have beat the Frogs but now your messing with WOLVERINES!

Touko
So you you wanna come to battle with your antiquated ordnance?

You may think I'm esoteric but they call me Natori-ous!

Your franchise may be bigger, but the harder you'll fall

'cause I was practicing shooting

while you practiced football!

I'm coming in fast,

Like a Claymore blast,

Curb stomping you faster than those fake Helghast!

Matt
(add more lyrics)

You'd best surrender now, this fight's already through

'Cause you made the same mistake that you did in World War II!