User blog:TheAssyrianAssassin1337/George R.R Martin vs J.R.R Tolkien. Assyrian Assassin Rap Battles

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Greetings ERB wikia, nice to see you.

I hope you enjoy my first installment of AssyrianAssassin Rap Battles, I sure had fun writing this. Well, at least for the first half of it. This was originally supposed to come out in mid-March, I just lost total motivation and needed help, that was when UnibrowGamer gave me some demo lines, which definitely spiced up the battle. Thank you UnibrowGamer <3

After this battle, I am going to write Ronald Reagan vs Franklin Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy vs Julius Caesar for my Presidential Rap Battle series, presumably called "Assy's Political Rap Battles of Presidents" then do the second AARB in May or June, guess it will depend. Anyway, enough of my rambling. This battle is George R.R Martin vs J.R.R Tolkien, if you couldn't already tell, and this cover was made by LeandroGaming1 (The one erb cover creator to rule them all). Here we go. Not my favorite rap battle I have ever made, and I fully intend on releasing a remastered version of this battle in a month or two.                                                                                                     ASSYRIAN ASSASSIN RAP BATTLES                                                                                                                           GEORGE R.R MARTIN!                                                                                                                                           VS.                                                                                                                                 J.R.R TOLKIEN!   ==J.R.R Tolkien== I'm coming back like Gandalf, call it Return of the King! You can't step to me Martin, I'm the Lord of the Rings! ''You're like a Mountain that Rides! I bring a Storm of Rhymes! Your time is up Martin, you must pay for your crimes! My creations are timeless! Game of Thrones won't last!I'll drop this santa-looking, comic book nerd on his ass!''  ==George R.R Martin == Sit down John, I'm here to make you my squire My heart is ice, but I spit a song of fire! ''I AM THE KING! I'll have your tongue out for lyrical treason! You flow like the Dothraki Sea! Without rhyme or reason! Lets play the Rains of Castamere! This is your red wedding I'll call up Ser Ilyn, give you a verbal beheading''   ==J.R.R Tolkien== Today we embark on an unexpected journey... Chop your head off like Ice, it's like the Hand's Tourney! I'm a professor, soldier, author and a poet! I'm Tolkien about how im too worthy for this opponent! Shoot an arrow in the Starks, flay Tyrells by the dozen! Your Targs don't stand a chance against my scaly, death oven  ==George R.R Martin== The best of the best, but your dreadful tales I can’t mend I might not pass, but to the realm you’re condemned! ''I'll set you ablaze, like Blackwater Bay!  Slaughter your family! Like Walder Frey!  Call me Stannis, I'm coming for your throne! Look now Tolkien, you just got overthrown!''    I'll add the poll right here in a minute. Until next time... ASSY OUT.