User blog:TKandMit/Ben 10 vs Mario. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains

Heh, hey guys and welcome back to anothe- Too bad! Waluigi Time! Wah-haha! Welcome back to another battle written by the Mit guy. It's-a Mario, that scrumpy red guy me and Wario hate, battling this weird kid with a watch named Ken 7 or something. Something about both being plumbers. Waaah. This was suggested by a Pokemon who also made these cover and title card stuff. Weh! Enjoy, I guess.

Cast
George Watsky as Ben 10

Epic Lloyd as Mario

Nice Peter as ???

Epic Lloyd as ???

Jesse Wellens as ???

Epic Lloyd as ???

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!   Versus! Begin!

Ben 10
It’s hero time! Who’s this fat guy in overalls?

Chain-Chomping on ‘shrooms, are you sober, yo?

Never thought I’d find someone lamer than Gwen,

I bet this Italian dweeb can’t even count to 10!

I’ma +1-Up this coward, eating his flowers,

I got some real powers! You’re just jumping over Bowser!

A block punching pole dancer? Can I expect any less?

I’m breaking this Nerd, Especially Starting with NES.

Mario
Let’s-a go! You know, It’s-a me, Mario!

Grab your dice and roll, ‘cause it’s-a Party-o!

Luigi, look at this loser in his old RV! (Oh!)

Do you even know what you’re-a starting? (No!)

Did you just see a Boo? ‘Cause you better be-a scared!

Three horrible series? Against the best for thirty years!

You're selfish and easy! Like when Kevin crossed ya!

Here’s a Koopa shell, (Waah!) I’m-a Goomba Stomp ya!

[*Ben 10 activates his Omnitrix, changing to Heatblast*]

Heatblast
Flame on! It’s about time we start spitting real fire!

This guy is just a game theory that needs to be retired!

I’m throwing more than barrels! Let’s really get this started!

Blow you out, you’re blowing it off like a game cartridge!

Your princess is a dimwitted damsel in distress,

That this dweeb never seems to get to finish his quest,

Going down pipes every day? This guy is just a mess,

A new game every year? Ah, just put it to rest!

I’m bringing the Heat! Then I Blast ya like your fragile!

Your princess and your victory are in another castle!

[*Mario hits a block, revealing a Fire Flower, in which he picks up*]

Fire Mario
Wah-ah! I’m getting lit! Omnitrix are for kids!

Your enemy’s a squid! Now let’s-a make this quick!

How do you-a feel about a banana split?

My Karts are going too fast for you to hit!

You’re a rip-off of me! Got worse as a teen!

What are you to me? A cartoon has-been!

And don't mention-a Peach! I fight for all of freedom!

Passing this level, for all of Mushroom Kingdom!

[*Heatblast slams the Omnitrix screen on his chest, instantly changing to Four Arms*]

Four Arms
Ah ha! Better think twice, if you think this battle's done!

I finished my villains! I don't play tennis with 'em!

You're 8-bits are ancient! Link was your replacement!

They see me, there's amazement! They see you, "Eh, he ain't shit."

You're just a Bob Hoskins joker, time to finish this poser,

Final move; end of the series, with a giant Game Over!

[*Mario punches another block, and a Super Star falls onto him*]

Super Star Mario
Waah-ah-ha! It’s Mario Time!

We got four arms, four eyes, but no skill in rhymes!

Go back to your planet, causing alien havoc,

Dancing with Gwen and her magic, or you in that jacket!

Your gadget’s just a fantasy! Omniverse was a tragedy!

My games come naturally! Benjamin, this is MY Galaxy!

Who won?!

Who's next?

You decide!

'Epic Rap! ...Wait what is tha- WAAAH! BATTLES OF WALUIGI!!!'

Who won? Ben 10 Mario