User blog:TheDarkLordofDarkness/Epic Rap Battles of Darkness - Hitler vs Vader 4

I would like to thank AverageOwen for helping with around 45% of the battle.

[Hitler’s Ghost peeks around a corner in the Death Star, spying on a huge robot suit that has 4 Gatling guns. With an excited face, he sneakily floats up to it.]

Hitler (Ghost): Vader...

Vader: [Turns around startled] Who are you?! [draws out lightsaber] I'm warning you!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DARKNESS

Vader: What the fuck?!

DARTH VADER

Vader: Oh... no...

VS

Vader: Not again!

[Hitler possesses the suit and laughs evilly]

ADOLF HITLER!

BEGIN!

Hitler
See me Vader, you fag, you hündin fuck!

You've got a piece of bad luck, Donald Duck!

Yuck! I tell you suck, you belong in the garbage truck!

I'm Adolf Hitler, back with fresh rhymes for the fourth time!

How can you beat me when I'm the master of them war crimes!

I bet the Hitler Youth could beat you, because you're just the grime

at the sink-hole! Mein Kampf is unknown when it comes to beating your black ass

Now I'm a robot, does that matter? On the left. This badge says "Iron Cross First Class"!

Listen to your voice! It's so puny, it was uncredited in the movies! Damn unt blast!

Your dick and your little robot troops are practically the same!

They try to hit things hard, but they can't fucking aim!

Rosen sind rot Veilchen sind blau, saugen my-

Vader
Stop right there! I gotta compliment your suit, you little midget!

I'm larger than life, like my dick, get your bitch Himmler to give you a lift!

Because right now, you're about to get lyrically crushed by a cyborg Sith!

You look like you're getting hot in that suit Hitler, oh dear, there's a frown.

Like seriously comrade, you need to stop yelling about Jews and calm the fuck down

And I mean right down. Plus, with that haunted metal, you look like a clown!

I came from a planet as a slave, you came from a country as a mess

Call me the 4th Reich because I'll fucking hang you like Rudolf Hess!

Go and kill yourself, but kill your wife and your dog first...

Because I'm a king of an army, you're a prince of a party

I mean, come on man! You want people as barbies!

You were the survivor of World War 1? Nice famine, so eat hearty!

Hitler
Don't you try and diss my ehefrau, you dummkopf puckermouth canine!

You tried to fight the Fuhrer, how mad are you? Did you take cocaine?!

Rip your ass in half like in the stories, now who's taking the cyanide?

For I am Adolf Hitler!-

[The screen goes black and a crumbling sound is heard. The camera fades back to show the robo-suit crushed by Vader's Force, now no longer hauntable.]

Hitler: Awww come on!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DARKNESS Who won? Hitler Vader No-one