User blog:Captain Warrior/No Such Thing As Ghosts - The CW and A6 Show Halloween Special

Just pulled this one out of my ass. A Halloween special, enjoy! ^_^

Cast
CW as himself

A6 as himself

Phil as the dog

Script
(CW and A6 are having lunch)

CW:

I'm really worried.

A6:

About what?

CW:

Since it's Halloween today, ghosts will try to haunt me.

A6:


 * sighs* You just never stop.

CW:

What do you mean?

A6:

Every Halloween, you always say the same fucking thing.

CW:

What do I say?

(A6 does a CW impression)

A6:

Ghosts are going to haunt me, and I can't do anything about it.

CW:

I don't sound like that.

A6:

In my words, you do.

CW:

Whatever, ghosts will haunt me.

A6:

As I've said every Halloween, there are no such things as ghosts. So get your shit together!

CW:

Yes they are. They even haunted me once, and I had to get Killer to get rid of them, but he failed.

A6:

That was a dream of yours, smart one.

CW:

Oh yeah. But ghosts are real.

A6:


 * sighs* You know what? I'm not going to keep arguing with you.

CW:

Good, because I wasn't going to either. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a nap.

A6:

Like I care.

(Scene changes to CW's room)

CW:

Man, A6 just never listens to me, does he?

(a moving white sheet comes behind CW) CW:

Huh? *looks at the white sheet and reams*

(CW passes out)

(The white sheet was Phil along)

Phil:

Woof woof. *winks*