User blog:TJBoyd/ERB of TJBoyd 4: John Kerry vs Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake:

I’ve got Celebrity status, you just lost your profession.

This I Promise You: I’ll beat you without any discretion.

After losing this election, your future looks dreary.

Just about as certain as your conspiracy theory.

It’s Gonna Be Me who rises out of this victorious.

My reputation for detaching strings is notorious.

You’re such a loser John. No wonder you’re callous.

Beat by two boring dudes named Pube Hair and Phallus.

John Kerry:

Their administration was the first to sound the claxon.

During half time when you ripped the clothes off Janet Jackson.

I’ve got three purple hearts and I’m a Vietnam hero.

Next to my silver star your stardom’s just a big zero.

I rock in fetal position when I hear “Rock Your Body”.

Your music is annoying. Your performances are gaudy.

I ran for president and I am not as controversial.

Your voice is the grossest part of a McDonalds commercial.

Justin Timberlake:

You lost again. Boo hoo, bitch, cry me a river.

Even in the Senate you couldn’t deliver.

My parties are anarchy. Yours are democratic.

You don’t like my sound? I’m sure you listen to static.

I’m the greatest talent Disney could ever discover.

You won those purple hearts ‘cause you’re too dumb to take cover.

What? Am I supposed to feel bad for you Kerry?

Say Bye Bye Bye to those friends you had to burry.

John Kerry:

Your melody and rhythm aren’t in sync. It’s awful.

If I was in charge your songs would be unlawful.

God, you must have spent a little more time on your appearance.

than your lyrics, because they fly past me with no coherence.

You let a reign of censorship fall down on this nation.

All we hear is beeping sounds on every radio station.

They blamed it all on the woman like they were f**king pro-life.

They banned her from the Grammy’s you attended, f**king lowlife.

Who Won? John Kerry Justin Timberlake

Who's next? (Hangman edition)
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Each person gets one letter and one guess per day (I may change this drastically because I have no idea how hangman should work over the wiki).