User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT 2: Kirby vs. Jigglypuff

Welcome to the second episode of Rap Battles of All Time!

We had a rocky start, but this one should go smoothly.

Let's head right into the battle!

"Savior of Dream Land, Kirby, and the Balloon Pokemon, Jigglypuff, battle it out to determine who is the superior pink puffball."

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME

KIRBY

VS.

JIGGLYPUFF

BEGIN!

Kirby:
Into the arena, two Game Boy classics enter.

You'll be beaten so hard, you'll need a Pokemon Center.

I see you puffing up, I suggest you calm down.

There's no chance of victory when this Super Star comes to town.

Don't Return to Dream Land, cause we tend to go hard.

Me and my allies will cut you into Crystal Shards.

You received no buffs in the entirety of Smash 4.

There's no way you can Shield against my Ultra Sword.

Jigglypuff:
You suck, and I'm not talking about your main ability.

It once took 5 years to release a main entry.

Once I Rollout, for me there's no stopping.

I'm the master of the mic. Heck, my main move is Sing!

Your adventure ends here, you ain't going anywhere.

Once I'm done with you, your Dream Land will become a nightmare.

What will be more dead when I'm finished: your series or you?

I'll Pound you so hard, you'll be left Red and Blue.

Kirby:
Remind me, who saved us all in the World of Light.

Oh yeah, it was little old me, that's right.

Without Smash, you'd just be another Pokemon in the grass.

Get back in your Pokeball, and quit it with that sass.

Jigglypuff:
It's not Black and White that you'll be losing this.

You'll be cursed by more than a rainbow and a canvas.

You seem tired, why don't you give this battle a rest.

You should've known that you couldn't outmatch the best.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [Logo is swallowed by Kirby, who then spits it out.] OF ALL TIME!

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * The Kratt Brothers
 * Adam Conover
 * Photo-Negative Mickey
 * Count Olaf
 * SiivaGunner
 * Reggie Fils-Aime
 * Bendy
 * Lopunny

Hint to Next Battle
{This hint will be in the form of a statement.}

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Poll
Who won? Kirby Jigglypuff