User blog:PolarBore/Rap Battles of Something: Ryu and Ken vs Bert and Ernie

Hey. This is a battle I wrote back in September with two friends. I think it come out alright. (No, I don't actually think this is a good matchup. We only made it because of how bad the matchup is. :P)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SOMETHING!

RYU AND KEN

VS

BERT AND ERNIE!

Bert and Ernie:

Bert - These fighters don't stand a chance against our verbal delivery

Ernie - We'll own your asses fast, call it a flawless victory.

Bert - I mean, look at our competition, a goddamn Ken doll?

Ernie - We'll be you and Barbie's final downfall!

Bert - You two just need to stop with the violence, keep your cool

Ernie - Also listen up, because you both are getting schooled!

Bert - I think we're in good, I'm feeling pretty lucky.

Ernie - I like our chances more than I love ducky!

Ryu and Ken:

Ryu - I had a thought, just between you and me,

Ken - You guys should've stayed in basement 123

Ryu - You two haven't got a chance in this rapping bout

Ken - With all these disses that we're kicking out

Ryu - That's right, Ryu and Ken be stealing the show

Ken - 'Gainst two fools always outshined by Elmo!

Ryu - You've got no temper, you just can't take it

Ken - And you think ice melts 'cause of fish in a blanket!

Bert and Ernie:

Bert - Calm down there, we both know you two are already losing

Ernie - Challenging us was a worse idea than Street Fighter the movie!

Bert - You have your fancy kicks and weird ass super powers

Ernie - You're nothing but a couple'a cowards sharing showers

Bert - You think you're retro, but we're childhood classics

Ernie - I'm getting kind of thirsty, dissing these street fightin' asses!

Bert - We've heard you two try to fightback, but it's time to retreat!

Ernie - So to both you unworthy bitches, get the hell off our street!

Ryu and Ken:

Ryu - I'll hadouken these homos, send em into another dimension

Ken - Shoryuken these suckers, add to my trophy collection

Ryu - This team is letting out a rampage, center stage amazed

Ken - The duo lyrically setting these two hand puppets ablaze

Ryu - Your show is full of happiness, joy and glee

Ken - But you both suck ass, just sing after me

Ryu - Ernie, you're no angel, and Bert, you're pure evil

Ken - The best Tourney Tag Team just crushed ya like a beetle!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SOMETHINGGGGG