User blog:CapcomGuy/Sheldon Cooper vs Isaac Newton

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Epic Rap Battle of history

Sheldon Cooper vs. Issac Newtonnnnn!

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Sheldon: Get ready Isaac, because its about to be a big bang,

i'm going to beat you with my knowledge of slang.

i'm an expert in every thing, Physics to economics

i'll solves your problems so fast, you'll think that i was sonic.

in fact, you so dumb, i'll bet even howard can out-smart you

and he an engineer, nothing a real physicist would do

let me get on my flash costume, because i'm beating you so fast,

all thanks to my knowledge of raps

Issac: i invented the Reflecting telescope but there only one thing i see

and that a nerd who thinks who could beat me.

you sure you want to battle, you don't look ready,

when it comes to Physics, i make you look like penny,

and you call yourself smart, you share one apartment

why done you buy a house, oh right i forgotten,

you spent all your money on comics and toys?

start acting like a men and not like a little boy

Sheldon: excuse me, but i'm not acting like a little boy here,

aleast i have a woman while you hade no heir

and thatbecause you had no wife when you die

and just like wil wheaton, you are my new enemy tonight.

Issac: don't bring up wifes in this battle,

you treat amy like she nothing worth while.

i was able to prove gravity with just a simple apple,

they will consider me betting you a common classical