User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.55: Starsky and Hutch vs Cagney and Lacey

Here we go the big one!!

3....2.....1....Go!

Starsky in this colour

Hutch in this colour

Cagney in this colour

Lacey in this colour

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

STARSKY AND HUTCH

VS

CAGNEY AND LACEY

BEGIN!

Starsky and Hutch

Look at these criminals Hutch, looks like another car chase.

This will be easy Starsky, 'cause this be an open and shut case.

Look at these two bitches, pretending to be police officers.

If you get killed on this job, we won't even hire a coroner.

We are dominating the TV, while you're suffering the children.

Call us the superior cop duo as we are better than equal.

You're so shit at your job, you let many criminals go free.

We will give you a death notice, then murder you at sea.

Cagney and Lacey

Welcome to New York, Starsky and Hutch.

You go around shooting people, isn't that a bit much?

Not really, coming from PC plod and his best friend noddy.

You are not real officers boys, you do your job a bit shoddy.

We'll choke you hard, just call us the Las Vegas strangler.

We are dominating these horses, just like some wranglers.

We will leave you black and blue, then leave you on the streets.

Why don't you call Huggy Bear to join you in your cars back seat.

Starsky and Hutch

Quiet down ladies or we will run you down in our Gran Torino.

Quick pit stop! Stay here while we get some pizza from Digiornos.

You almost got cancelled by CBS because of homophobia.

Looks like some old cows have got a case of androphobia.

We are still alive today just by our iconic theme tune.

We air internationally, on TV from morning to afternoon.

We are out of control, can't be stopped, like a lost stray.

Don't cry for help ladies, because today is savage Sunday.

Cagney and Lacey

The female cops are far more superior, then these freaks.

You only lasted for four seasons, no wonder you are weak.

We paved the way for Scott, Bailey, Rosemary and Thyme.

Leave us on the case please! We can easily solve the crime.

The only evidence we found, is you two can't spit a rhyme.

You two are now arrested and are about to do some time.

Your '04 movie would be even more worst if you casted Kevin Spacey.

But you silly boys have just been wrecked by legends, Cagney and Lacey.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

