User blog comment:Iamthelegion/Rap Battle Tournament Announcement/@comment-25073227-20160320082738

I want to sign up to represent my personal hero in this tournament:

Kazoo Kid

If someone takes him before me or if, God forbid, he's not acceptable, I'd like to represent another person I look up to:

Cool Guy

If someone takes him before me or if, somehow, by your standards, he doesn't qualify as a hero, I'd like to take on the role of a huge inspiration to me, a personal hero of mine, and a ray of hope in this cruel, bleak world:

normal guy

If for whatever reason I'm not signed up as one of the three characters above when you're reading this, I'd like you to take this time to reconsider. If you will not, I'll have to get pack to you on my character selection.