User blog:ShaunoftheRed/Rap Battle Tournament 10 (Round 2): AnimaShaun vs EyeofallEyes

''(Exterior; Graveyard; Night: BasaltWolf is slowly walking up to a gravestone. It has “AnimaShaun” written on it) ''

Basalt: (Sigh) I guess I’d better revive this asshole... Afterall we need him to finish the tournament...

''(He performs some necromantic sorcery in front of the grave) ''

Shaun (revived now): What the... Who? How?

Basalt: Shaun. It’s time.

Shaun: Lunch time?

Basalt: Tournament time. You need to battle Eyes...

Shaun: Oh yeah... I won... and you shot me you asshole!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Basalt: It was all in good taste.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Shaun: Suppose... Hey what about John?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Basalt: Err... I can only revive once...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ERBWIKI!!! '''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Shaun: (Stands up) Right I’d better do this...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">ANIMASHAUN!!! '''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Shaun: But without John?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">VS!!! '''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">''<span style="font-size:9.5pt; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(A bright light is seen behind them and they both turn round. The light appears to contain Eyes) ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Basalt: He’s all yours man (Walking away)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">EYE OF ALL EYES!!! '''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">BEGIN!!! '''

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Shaun:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">AnimaShaun presents the defeat of a certain eye,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Because at the end of this battle I predict this eye will cry,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I easily won round one; BasaltWolf and you can suck it,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">But he rap-butchered Hawk so you’re who’s left to kick the bucket,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I mean you think you’ll win this? You’ve got yourself a wager,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Because my rhyming skills are major, you post-internet-rager,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">And don’t blow smoke up your own ass although you’d love that done by Thomas,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">But seriously. How old are you? Grow up. Promise?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">‘Cause that tells me that you’re just a pre-pubescent with no dick,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">As your lack of sack and hairy crack proves something problematic,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">In brief, my rhymes are solid and structured like a boss,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:9.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You haven’t even rapped yet but I can tell this is your loss!

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