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Bobdave Rap Battles #2 - Link vs Ezio
Beat (Intro after 4 bars at 0:10)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LINK

VS

EZIO AUDITORE

BEGIN!

Ezio
Hey look listen, Ezio's about to start dissing

Just to let you know, I'm a hitman on a mission

You'll be wishing for life potions, begging for heart containers kid

Your game's remained the same, aint changed since you were 8-bit

You're basic, I'm a mass assassin slashing at templars

Just remember that attacking me will get you dismembered

Smashing vases, looting places, man you're just a common crook

Who looks like an androgynous elf Robin Hood

Young Link
Finding my victory's like looking for Ezio in a haystack

Didn't take long for you to forget that you wanted payback

Been in the game 28 years and you think you've made it?

Been frickin' kickin' it since I was pixelated

It's dangerous to go alone, even more so to face me

Shoot you with flaming like your wagon chase scene

Cuz I be hard and Ubisoft, time to kill this newbie off

Pucker up, kiss my deku nuts, I'll sit back and watch your movie flop

Ezio
You must be high if you're still trying to overcome this killer

Then again you look to pot and grass to make yourself richer

I do hardcore parkour, spit fire like Greek fleets

Retreat before Auditore brings forth your final defeat

People confuse you for a girl, I understand that mistake

Face this building hopping ninja and meet a terrible fate

You entertain nerds and four year olds, don't step to me

Or I'll leave you cold and lifeless like the Deku tree

Adult Link
Your criminality outweighs any of my minor misdemeanors

It's over, I've hit a growth spurt thanks to my ocarina

I'll stop you breathing, got you screaming with the song of unhealing

So indiscreet I could spot you if you were crawling on the ceiling

I give your game two or three years tops and no more

How's your dagger gonna compete with my master sword

Cuz this is Hyrule, time to die you assassin asshole

You can't withstand the triforce slash, my final smash bro

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC *Zelda open chest noise* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY