User blog:S0UND3FX69/Lyric Test for New Ash vs Harry Potter

Ash Ketchum: I got magic in poke balls you got magic in everything. you got magic balls I got poke balls. who taught you magic Posiden? magic is for little kids who like to fool around with everything I hope you can read Arabic because magic is ancient.

Harry Potter: Read the Bible. Pokemon aren't real. They're just fairy tales. I read history your on LSD because you see everything as pokemon. I'm glad I don't because I would barf.

Ash Ketchum I caught a Golden Snitch named Harry. you got a hairy back & hairy armpits! everyone thinks it's sick! let Pikachu teach you a history lesson on Hades.

Pikachu: Pikachu

Harry Potter: Where ya going with that ash tray Sonny Boy? That's why your called Ash. I hope that rings a bell one day. Your on Busk & Whisky! GO AHEAD get drunk! at least I got insurance.

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