User blog:Loygansono55/Colonel Sanders VS Ronald McDonald

This next entry in my rap battle series features fast food veteran, and founder of KFC, Colonel Sanders against wacky mascot for McDonald's, Ronald McDonald.

Colonel: You creepy ass clown,

Stalking kids in your pyjamas,

Ain't qualified for food business,

You belong in the slammer,

From your bright red nose,

To your oversized toes,

Ronald, I have to say you look more like my grandma,

I'll cut you into strips,

Dip you in your own blood,

Then take a leisurely stroll past McDonald's,

And into Pizza Hut,

Go back to the circus, freak,

Stop spitting in your food,

You don't make children happy,

You just put them in a bad mood!

 Ronald: You need to lighten up, old man,

I'm a Happy Meal,

Nobody thinks the ingredients in your 'chicken' are real,

KFC?

Hah, pu-lease,

I'll whoop your ass in a McFlurree,

I'll Hamburgle all your customers,

Serve them with a side of mustard,

I've got more food and drinks than you could possibly muster,

So shut your Jumbo Bucket, Sanders,

Leave the fast food and raps to me,

When I put you out of order,

You'll be coming to eat at McDee's

 Colonel: My chicken has more meat on it's bone than you,

It's first class,

Your service isn't just garbage,

It's pure trash,

You're the worst mascot of all time,

And your food makes people sick,

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'll walk off with some Kentucky Fried Chicks!

 Ronald: Only pussies wear aprons,

 You make me Grimace,

 I'm afraid you're so old,

That you may have reached your limits,

When it comes to being better cooks,

You just wish you were me,

I may serve smaller portions,

But it's quality over quantity!

Who won?

Colonel Sanders

Ronald McDonald