User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Gliscors Universe 7: Loren Coleman vs Michael Crichton

It's that time again... a battle between 2 people you most likely never heard of. Unless you saw Jurassic Park.

Today it's Michael Crichton, famous for his works on Dinosaurs and Action/Thriller/Technology films, plus some TV shows, versus Loren Coleman, the current Father of Cryptozoology, who wrote several books on Mothman, Bigfoot, and even showed up on Animal planet shows like Finding Bigfoot, Legend of Loch Ness, and Even sometimes on Lost Tapes.

The Contestants, for easier viewing pleasure:

Michael Crichton: Writer of Jurassic Park, Graduate of Harvard, and Directed movies before his death in 2008, at the age of 66.

Loren Coleman: Known as the "Father of Modern Cryptozoology", wrote books on many different monsters that can be seen on the TV show Supernatural.

Locations:

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park. He really isn't known for anything else.

Loren Coleman: Museum of Cryptozoology, Maine.

Connection:

Both are writers of creatures that we don't know much about and have never seen ourselves.

Intro
RAP BATTLES OF GLISCORS UNIVERSE

MICHAEL CRICHTON

VS

LOREN COLEMAN

BEGIN

Michael Crichton
Graduated from MacArthur, but you were never a king

You became a zoologist, but studied the unbelieved!

I am the owner of Jurassic Park, the best Spielberg movie to date

You studied bigfoot in millions of different ways

Welcome to the lost world, there are no cryptids here

Norfolk will ever read your books out of their state of fear!

I upped in popularity, I followed the rising sun

All your books are crap, and your Animal Planet show is done

Loren Coleman
Coming from a man with 5 wives, you rhymes don’t sound right

Let me write the field guide to owning Crichton tonight

Come to portland, I got a museum for these creatures

Unlike your books that no museum would ever dare to feature

This is a curious encounter, fighting Michael Crichton

Stop writing books, make your wifes sandwiches in the kitchen

If you continue to make thrillers, you’ll bring more Hysteria

Causing more disbelief than all of Mysterious America

Michael Crichton
How about I start over, Coleman, a penny for your thoughts?

Your mothman is still less real than a gentleman triceratops!

I was praised by both Stevens, Spielberg and King!

I’ll take you off the raps more times than my own wedding ring!

Loren Coleman
You’re on the outer edge of rhyme, Michael, So be ready

Unlike you, I base all my books off true stories

I generate lyrical madness that’ll pummel you into a coma

But that’s fine, at least I didn’t die of Lymphoma

WHO WON? Michael Crichton Loren Coleman

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

RAAAAAAP

~Welcome....~

BATTLES OF GLISCORS UNIVERSE