User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 15

(We see Metal and Dusk walking out of History class)

Metal: So Dusk what's your next class?

Dusk: Oh I have media production with Mr.Jobs

Metal: Cool, I got Art with Mr.Ross

Dusk: Nice, well see ya later man

(We cut to after school Metal is walking home and than he sits on a bench)

Metal: God what a day

(Metal turns around to see Lexi reading the Newspaper. Lexi turns around to look Metal in the eyes)

Lexi: Oh hi Mark

Metal: Hey Lexi, what's up

Lexi: Metal I need your help on something really important

Metal: And what would that be?

Lexi: You know how I said that Pixel's in Military school?

Metal: Yeah...

Lexi: Well he me texted me saying that he needs me to save his ass and I need your help

Metal: Oh another life threatening adventure, sure why not.

Lexi: Yayy thinks Metal~

Metal: Sure anything for you Lexi, anyways where's the Military school located?

Lexi: Let's see it's in Texas, so a couple of states away

Metal: So how do you plan to get there?

Lexi: Well silly I was expecting you to figure that out, since you're used to this.

Metal: First off we're not taking the Bus

Lexi: Why?

Metal: I have bad experiences with Buses *Shudders*

Lexi: Wait I have an idea

Metal: What?

Lexi: Let's jack a car

Metal: Lexi that's illegal

Lexi: Oh! how about this

(Lexi goes to the edge of the sidewalk and attempts to hitch hike. After 5 minutes a Truck stops by revealing to be Baron

Magnus)

Lexi: See it did work!

Baron: Howdy folks get in, I don't have time to waste.

Lexi: Come on Metal!

Metal: I'm coming Lexi

(Lexi and Metal get inside of the Truck. Than it starts driving)

Baron: So what are yer names?

Lexi: I'm Sexi Lexi

Metal: I'm Metal

Baron: Nice to meet ya Lexi and Metal. Where are you heading off to?

Lexi: We're heading off to Texas

Baron: Ey? What for?

Metal: We're rescuing our friend Pixel

Baron: Well I can't take ye to Texas, but I can drop you off in Alabama.

Lexi: Oh that would be lovely!

Metal: Wooo no Bus

(A few hours later Metal starts to doze off)

Lexi: Metal

Metal: What...

Lexi: Don't doze off, we're almost there

Baron: Just about 20 more minutes to go

Lexi: *Squee*

Metal: Yay....

Narrator: 20 minutes later!!

(The truck stops to a club)

Baron: Well here yer are!

Lexi: Thank you so much Baron!

Metal: Yeah it means a lot

Baron: No problem hope you save yer friend

Lexi: Me too

(Metal and Lexi get out of the Truck. Than Baron drives off)

Metal: Shall we go in?

Lexi: Yes we shall~

(Lexi and Metal go in and sit down at a table)

Metal: I'm so glad I can stretch my legs

Lexi: Yeah me too

(The Tv shows Thatch and Jacob having a debate)

Thatch: I'm tired of you stealing from me Jacob!!

Jacob: I have no idea what you're talking about

Thatch: YES YOU DO, YOU LITTLE JACKASS

Jacob: Um staff he's being hostile towards me

Thatch: Ughhhhhh, you know what fuck it. I did it for the views anyways

(Jacob pulls out a History book)

Jacob: This is everyone I know, Enjoy

(Jacob drops it and crushes Thatch. Than Jacob flys away on his broom.)

Metal: Weird

Lexi: Hey Metal can you buy me a drink~

Metal: Sure Lexi

(Metal goes to the bartender and takes out his wallet)

Metal: A bottle of Vodka and a glass of water please

Bartender: Alright

(Metal hands him the money and the Bartender gives him the drinks)

Metal: Thank you!

Bartender: You're welcome

(Metal walks to Lexi and sees a guy attempting to flirt with her)

Jack: Oh come on now

Lexi: Get the fuck away from me

(Lexi punches Jack in the face and he runs away)

Metal: What was that about?

Lexi: Just a sexist guy trying to flirt with me

Metal: Ah, Also here's your drinks

Lexi: Thank you

(Metal hands her the bottle and sits down)

Lexi: Now to discuss the plan...

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