User blog:J1coupe/Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake. Epic Rap Battles of Video Games.



Welcome, this is my fifth Epic Rap Battles of Video Games. I always wanted to do this battle, and so here it is- however, I'm afraid that it didn't work out that well as I hoped. But hopefully you will enjoy it.

Anyhow, in this ERVG, the protagonist of Tomb Raider Seires, Lara Croft, will rap battle Nathan Drake, a main character of Uncharted Series to see who's the better treasure hunter! Here we go!

Beat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMESS!!!

LARA CROFT!

VS!

NATHAN DRAKE!!

BEGIN!

(Drake: Start at 0:36, ends at 0:57)

Nathan Drake:

Oh crap, it's time to raid this tiny tomb!

I'm sorry, honey, but things look quite gloom.

Ripping off Indiana Jones, look at your series,

Same old story, just with big ol' titties.

Your boobs were created 'cuz the designer fucked it up,

Tell your fans to stop fappin', time to zip-up!

Let's end this quickly, you naughty naughty dog

I'll make this battle your game's epilogue!

(Croft: Start at 0:58, ends at 1:20)

Lara Croft:

Not so fast, you perverted little brat,

it seems we're going to have a round of tit for tat.

Go back to El Dorado, you a beautiful Son of a Bitch

your games are all pathetic, just full of glitch.

You ain't no descendent of that Francis Drake

I'm not an average girl, your treasures at stake!

Your stupid stories are whack, I have an Excalibur

Go home and learn more of them Latin, you Irrumator!

(Drake: Start at 1:20, ends at 1:41)

Nathan Drake:

Now, Lara,  wait a goddamn minute!

Don't make me angry, I, too, have a fucking limit

You were originally a man, isn't that right Mr. Cruz

What a terrifying transgender freak, I'm not amused.

A declaration: your destination is desolation

Drake's deception will punish your desecration.

Your legend just plummeted all the way to underworld, bitch

Now Go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

(Croft: Start at 1:42, ends at 2:03)

Lara Croft:

You got so many D's, is that why Sully's on your side?

so that's why you broke up with Elena and lied.

Your mom killed herself while your dad abandoned you

A dirty orphan from Columbia, stinkier than a loo.

Stop pissin' me off, you crazy psychopath

Like that bitch Amanda you too shall face my wrath!

My fierce rapping skill will throw you off, annihilated

Don't wet your pants, though, like you in the uncharted.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

(God Damn it!)

RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!!

WHO WON? Nathan Drake Lara Croft