User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 2

YTP

VS

RTP

(Setting:ERB Wiki Laundromat)

(RTP is doing his laundry)

RTP: Doin the laundry, doin the laundry, oh yeah.

(YTK busts through the door)

YTK: RTP, you owe me $20!

RTP: NEVER!

(RTP throws a fireball at YTK but YTK dodges it quickly)

YTK: That's it, I'M GONNA GET THE MONEY BY KICKING YOUR ASS!

(YTK dropkicks RTP, sending him flying into a hamper)

RTP: GAH!

(RTP throws a box of powdered soap at YTK's feet, causing powder to go in his face, blinding him)

YTK: MY EYES, THEY BURN!

RTP: How does that feel, bro?

(RTP punches YTK in the face)

YTK: OW!

(RTP unsheathes a diamond sword and attempts to decapitate YTK)

RTP: DIE!

(RTP slashes, only for YTK to dodge)

RTP: Dang it!

YTK: Come here, wimp.

(YTK picks up RTP and throws him at a arcade machine)

RTP: OW, GOD!

YTK: Soon, you'll be gone, like your mom...

RTP: ...Sierra...is not...GONE!

(RTP throws a hadouken at YTK and picks him up...somehow)

RTP: PREPARE TO DIE!

(RTP throws YTK on a ironing board and irons him making him completely stiff as a board)

RTP: IRONy, isn't it?

(rimshot)

(RTP throws him in a dryer and sets it on the highest mode, Spin and Dry that fucker up!)

YTK: No, please! Stop, I give up!

(RTP closes the dryer hatch and starts the dry cycle, tossing YTK around)

YTK: Woah! Woah! Woah!

(RTP stops the machine after 10 minutes and pulls out YTK, who's bones were completely broken)

RTP: Time to fold!

(RTP tosses YTK in a self folding machine)

YTK: NOOO! OW, GAH!

(YTK comes out, crushed and compressed into a square)

RTP: I WIN, YAY!

Random Korean woman: YOU PAY FIVE DORRAR FOR BRUTAL VICTORY!

RTP WINS!

More to come, soon...