User blog:Wachowman/Epic Rap Battles Of History Howard Stern vs Gordon Ramsey

Holy shit, I made a rap battle? Weird.

Note
This battle was actually made back in September I believe, I never released it due to laziness.

Enjoy

Battle
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O-3fqJV1R8

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

GORDON RAMSEY

VS

HOWARD STERN

BEGIN (0:25)

Gordon verse 1
Oh god! what the Hell! What are we rap battling for?

Do you really think you can compete! You don't even have your own show!

HowAred you gunna compete with me, Cause I'll just make you one of my bitches,

Now step back, because I throw down worse than one of Baba Booey's Pitches.

Bring it on! I'll burn you so hard you'll end up stealing my bike!

I'll hit you in your Private Parts, and shove you in an oven like Hitler, Alright!

I'll serve you with raw raps, and then just literally spit you out!

You can never deal with the British man, now lets see what you're about.

Howard verse 1
Wow there, ease up a bit, and then calm the fuck down,

Always yellin' and screamin' and eatin' and hittin', are you on your period all year round?

I'm one of the most famous people in America, Got Talent like you'd never believe,

Lets face it, you're only known for your yelling, cause your food is compared to Chef Boy Arden's.

So seriously, Stop yelling! Before I put my Hanzi over your mouth,

You try to say you're better than me, but my ratings aren't the one going down.

This is how you rap? Just like your food, barely anyone here cares,

You just got served, so Meat you fate, would you like that medium or rare?

Gordon verse 2
Oh shut up! "You're going home" get out! Americas Judge my ass,

All you do is make me Stern, like any one of my evicted chefs in the past.

Ketchup to me will ya, I'll kill you with asSalt cause my rhymes are on fire,

At least I give potential in my show, but if you see any mental guy they get hired.

Howard verse 2
This if going to be your Hell, Kitchen, Nightmare you'd don't want to be in,

My raps are hot, I'm standing tall, you're more scared than your Chicken.

Let the people decide, we know they'll vote for me, I might as well of already won,

Cause Im the man that decides everything, and this battle is officially GorDONE!

Who Won

Who's Next

You Decide

EPIC *Food is heard being cooked* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

End
Who won? Gordon Ramsey Howard Stern