User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT 14: Ole Kirk Christiansen vs. Shigeru Miyamoto

Welcome to another episode of Rap Battles of All Time!

I planned to do this battle earlier in the season but delayed it so I could do a non-video game related battle first. Also, this will be the first installment to be between two real people.

Let's jump right into this battle!

"Founder of the Lego company, Ole Kirk Christiansen, and the creator of such characters as Mario and Link, Shigeru Miyamoto, battle it out to see which kid's entertainment creator comes out the victor."

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME!

OLE KIRK CHRISTIANSEN

VS.

SHIGERU MIYAMOTO!

BEGIN!

Ole Kirk Christiansen:
It's good Ol' Kirk Christiansen, and I'm doing swell.

But when it comes to rap battles, I don't play well.

Lego's been around since the '30s; I deserve to be respected.

Just like all the Lego Ideas Zelda projects, you'll be left rejected.

You had a deal going on with the company of Sony.

But you stopped it, and they became your worst enemy.

Wanna know how this battle's gonna go? Here are some tips:

For you, this will go worse than your bout with Phillips.

Shigeru Miyamoto:
Here's a fact that I feel is definitely worth telling.

Your Legends didn't last, while mine are best-selling.

I'm a creative fellow; my lines will break you down.

Your first true theme was just called Lego Town.

If that doesn't seem like it is uninspired,

You should be left like your first workshops: fired.

My raps are so hot; it's like I ate a fire flower.

You should know better than to be playing with power.

Ole Kirk Christiansen:
I give free sets to YouTubers, while what you do

Is taking away their video's ad revenue.

I'll Exo-Force you to admit this fact you won't enjoy.

Your raps failed harder than the Virtual Boy.

Shigeru Miyamoto:
If you wanna talk failures, then remember Galidor.

Your products don't deserve to have an entire store.

It doesn't take a Lens of Truth to see you've been beaten.

Just like the Wii U, you'll end up being forgotten.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [The logo changes to a Lego version.] OF ALL TIME!

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * LaurenZSide
 * The Neighbor (Hello Neighbor)
 * SMG4
 * Papyrus (Undertale)
 * Wario
 * Ridley (Metroid)
 * J. Jonah Jameson
 * Solid Snake

Character Reveal
It couldn't beat the Wii, but can it beat the rest of the tournament?:



Only one more ERB wiki-suggested character left!

Poll
Who won? Ole Kirk Christiansen Shigeru Miyamoto