User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/Worst battles evar 3- Shaq vs Kobe

I made this a while back. Shaq vs Kobe. Enjoy

Worst Battles Evar!

Shaq

Vs

Kobe!!

Begin!

Kobe: I am the king

Suck it LeBron, feel my Kobe Sting!

Oh wait its you, my former teammate

Can't even stand to all the hate

I'll open up a can of Shaq Fu

To take down that murderous beast of you

No. 1? With me, your number 2!

Even Greg Oden is better than you

Shaq: You need to shut the duck up Kobe.

During every NBA Finals with you, I was the MVP!!

You are a rapist. You should go to jail.

And your past few seasons have been a fail.

Kobe? I'm sorry who?

You need to shush about your Cindy Lou

???: Who?

Shaq: Who the fuck is that?

Dennis Rodman: Yeah its me mutha fucka.

Put ya in a choke hold sucka!!

I'm friends with Kim Jong-Un, I promote world peace!

Kobe's play is even worse than Metta World Peace!

Look at mah colored hair.

Doesn't it make you scared?

Shaq my man. I'm wit you bro.

Now lets destroy 24 low and slow.

"Ball dribbles"

Reggie Miller: It's me!

The guy who pissed off Spike Lee.

You, Shaquille need to stop making shitty superhero movies. Shazam!!

While Kobe needs to quit being a whiner. BU BAM!!

Oh shit.

Charles Barkley: Your rappin is turrible

Y'all need to stick to your day jobs. Turrible!

The round mound of rebound is here to win this ground pounder of a battle that is stupid. If ya try to fuck with the man from Leeds