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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

JIM CARREY 

VS 

MIKE MYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS 

BEGIN!

Jim Carrey
Somebody stop me because shit's about to get messy 

I'll beat you any day, because as you can see 

I might have a beard but I can still be real funny 

don't know what's dimmed more, your hair or your comedy 

There are so many different faces, anyone can laugh at me 

You got annoying and dragged out and unfunny after 3 

I don't mean to hate but listen here, mate,

You look like one of the animals I need to locate 

''Austin, your not powerful. Wayne, this ain't your world anymore ''

You share the name of a serial killer yet you seem scarier 

You were gone out of Hollywood fast and faster out of bed 

Time to hit you with a blow bigger than your forehead 

Mike Myers
Those were some sharp raps, it's almost like you had to think about them baby 

''Thinking's not exactly what you do. Just acting crazy? Maybe''

There's only so many times you can call flailing your arms a laugh 

And it's not the number of times you put filler in your rap

Put that mask back on, I'd rather see green plastic man instead 

I'm the most known actor from the white and red

And I'm pretty sure that country doesn't want you back 

And if you call me a liar, when have you ever stated fact

Jamey, you're lamey, please step up your gamey

Ask any Canadian ever to name me 

And they'll tell you how I'm inspiring, important, an idol to them 

They'll never shut up, kinda like your "info" on autism 

Jim Carrey
I've been the lair, The Grinch, the dummy and The Mask

You couldn't survive past the Cat in The Hat

Mike Myers
When this battle starts, I'll prove I'm the master

This battle is gonna end like your love lives, a disaster 

Jim Carrey
Your best work was a bond copy, my comedy is original

I'll kill you faster than the audience of SNL

Mike Myers
I'll admit, your work in some movies was kinda impressive 

But I have more awards than you do brain cells, I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with

Jim Carrey
You know you can't kill me with your quick Irish impression

Mike Myers
But I know your girlfriend was out because of some Irish depression 

Jim Carrey
(Carrey starts to flip out and go crazy. he jumps all over the place, miss pronounces words, and changes voices)

ERRRRRH, I GO MORE TALENT THAN YERRRRR

WHEN I FLIP OUT RIGHT HEEEEEEEEEEEEER

BECAUSE I GOT LA SKILLS 

AND I GOT THE THRILLS

TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH THANK'S TO THE TV SCREENS 

YOU CAN NEVER MATCH OR STEP UP TO THE COMEDY OF ME,

JIM JAMES JUMBO JIMBO JIMMO CARREY 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mike Myers
(Mike just looks at Carrey, speechless at what he just saw)

Alright, I know there are a lot of styles of comedy to go around 

I never knew your's was a mental breakdown 

''I'm rapping with a pure face of glad. Jazzier than your dad''

So riddle me this; what was that excuse for a rap

I didn't find it groovy when you tried to move me-

From my throne yet, you're still calling yourself Almighty 

This battle was going great until you grabbed the mic and called yourself the king

Because like the 3rd Batman movie, you had to ruin everything  

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT!

'''YOU DECIDE! '''

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'''BATTLES OF HISTORY! '''

WHO WON? Jim Carrey Mike Myers