User blog:NightFalcon9004/Ed, Edd n Eddy vs Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 12

The quirky trio of friends from Ed, Edd n Eddy, Ed, Edd, n Eddy, and the three Warner siblings of Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, rap against each other to see who is a funnier trio.

Beat produced by Cacola



Ed and Yakko in italic

Edd and Wakko in bold

Eddy and Dot in underline

Announcer: (0:09 - 0:19)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

YAKKO, WAKKO, AND DOT!

VS!

...

ED, EDD N EDDY!

BEGIN!

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: (0:21 - 0:40)

We're the Warner brothers! And the Warner sister, too!

Dissing these sissies till they're dizzy won't be so hard to do.

These lumpy nicompoops can't fit in with the group.

Each Stooge poser fails like a never-ending loop!

You guys are disgusting, like Ed's horror movies.

Double Dweeb's got OCD, and the loudmouth's a con artist wannabe!

You blockhead, sockhead, fatheads Eds

Get no respect, so you rejects are best left for dead!

Ed, Edd n Eddy: (0:40 - 1:00)

Boys, be ready to show these petty pests what they're getting.

Hyperactive rabid rabbit dogs got nothing on Ed, Edd n Eddy!

The only chickens I dislike are this trio of cowards!

Someone call the authorities and lock 'em back up in that water tower!

You three perverts look as stupid as your show.

Bitin' down hard like jawbreakers from the candy store.

If these insane zany crazies think they'll win, they're delirious.

While the bros are acting mad, Dottie's always on her period!

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: (1:00 - 1:14)

Call me Dottie, and you die! We'll scare you out like Kankers!

You're just a turd, a nerd, and an asshole afraid of birds.

The whole neighborhood would hate your guts, if you had any, dorks!

Looking so ugly, it's not even funny if you try to retort.

Your ideas are crummy. We'll scam you in a run for your money.

You dummies can go have a threesome. Good night, everybody!

Ed, Edd n Eddy: (1:14 - 1:28)

Y'all yak a lot of whack crap, so we'll make you shut your traps.

That humor on crack '' is just puke from your Gag Bag. ''

Man, hacks like you wouldn't last in the cul-de-sac.

Wakko's wish should have been to get grow some ballsacks.

Drop your act, y'all lack brains and brawn. That's a fact!

It's back to the nuthouse for you maniacs!

Announcer: (1:28 - 1:38)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC CARTOON...

BLERPBBBBBBBBBBBBBTYEA!

RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Ed, Edd n Eddy Yakko, Wakko, and Dot