User blog:Newraptor/Epic Rap Battles of History: Adolf Hitler vs. Frieza

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOORYYYY! ADOLF HITLER… VS. FRIEEEEEEZAAAAAA! BEGIN! Frieza:Stand back, men, I’ll take this Nazi villain,Who thinks he’s hot shit but Imma blow em up like Krillin! It takes an entire army of trained warriors to take down me,Meanwhile, it takes a gun in a mouth to finish off the leader of Germany! You killed Jews, I destroyed entire planets and races,So don’t think you’re hot shit for being a racist! You don’t have enough balls to stand up to my Death Beam,So prepare, Adolf, I’ll crush you like I crush Saiyan dreams! I’ll kill you with the tip of my horns; call it a fatality,And after I break you, you’ll be wishing for your own immortality! Adolf Hitler:It’s the most infamous leader across all of history,Up against the ugly dictator who’s gender is a mystery, It’s hard for me to be afraid of something that isn’t real,So I recommend you pray to Shenron while you kneel,I’m the face of World War II, so, kind of a big deal! You think you scare me with your puny lasers blasts?You’re the same fool who let a group of veggies kick your ass! With that lipstick and dumbass voice, you’re not a man at all,Maybe people would think your a guy if you stopped chasing those balls! You got turned into an android and then Trunks smoked you,And don’t even let me mention how badly you got fucked by Goku! Frieza:Don’t you dare ever mention that man’s name!Do it again and I’ll blast out your brains! My rhymes are like my father, they’re fucking cold!I may have died but then they dipped my ass in gold! Maybe have Shenron wish you up some decent rapping and art skills,But for now, your just another corpse added to my streak of kills. Adolf Hitler:You lost your cool quick, Frieza, like damn!With all that loss of focus, I should sign you up for my camp! You took that dick out of dictator, you’re more like a fucking princess,My men will unload bullets into you like a laser to the chest! You best be afraid and you best start running,All your men will be like “I did Nazi that coming.” I’ll take all of your manga and throw it down a shitter,You best be scared because I am Adolf Hitler! So show some respect you disgraceful excuse for a ruler,And to be Anne Frank with you? Your brother’s way Cooler. WHO WON?! WHO’S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!