User blog:Icey778/Game Rap Battles 1 Snowpea Shooter vs Lightning Reed

My Rap Battles:
Well this is my first installment on this series. So I am happy to bring it to you. No RBoE is another series in case you were wondering, but it takes more time to do. Also I'm not making fun of people when I say the bipolar thing later on. It's just a great diss to snowpea.

Setting: For Snowpea he is on the Plant vs Zombies 1 lawn.

Setting: For Lightning reed he is on the old west lawn for Pvz2

Snowpea Shooter vs Lightning Reed:
My Rap Battles 

Snow Peashooter 

VS! 

Lightning Reed 

'''Start! '''

Snow Peashooter:
I'm spitting icy peas freezing fools nicely 

Your power comes from a shiny wire, but you couldn't be any less lively 

My style is cold while yours just makes our defense fold 

If the zombies wear gold then because of you we will be twofold for a scold  

I'm not gonna be baked by this electrical flake 

Challenging me was a big mistake cause now your going to get frozen and then I'll make ya break 

Lightning Reed:
You're not even respectable, in fact your rhymes aren't special 

I'm so electrical I can't even be stuck in a receptacle 

If you step to me you'll be melted with one billion volts of lightning bolts 

I'm making the whole battlefield jolt 

I'm so fast, I can kick you ass more swiftly then a colt 

Snow Peashooter:
It doesn't matter how quick you are 

I can just blast you with an artic bar 

Where were you during the first game 

'''Oh that's right your battery ran out and you were DRAINED! '''

I'm the one who makes the zombies shivering and quivering 

All you do cause bewildering 

I bring an astonishing blizard down 

Huge hail on the zombies making em all fall to the ground 

I bet you can't even read with that tall stack of sugar rush abound 

Lightning Reed:
You're too slow to see it pea brain 

Lightning is serious zombie pain inducing bane 

I'm electric to the core, prolific even more   

We don't need scared frigid and gelid anymore  

I've seen more effiency in a wal-nut bowler

I'm solar if you think you can beat me then you must be bipolar 

I energentically just tore through you and the apocalyspe greasily 

Freezy sneazy you're just pathetically pissy snow pee, who will fade into obscurity 

'''*Annoucer gets zapped and it gets cold* W-w-who W-w-won? w-w-w-w-who's ne-x-x-x-t? Y-y-you w-e'l-l-l-l s-s-s-see? '''

 Who Won? Snowpea Shooter Lightning Reed