User blog:Yobar/BEN vs Herobrine - Epic Fanmade Rap Battle

Okay, since I don't know what kind of blog post I would have to do first, I told myself "meh, better try to start with a good ol' fanmade". So here it is, my first fanmade ERB in William Shakespeare's tongue.

You can hear it on soundcloud here : https://soundcloud.com/yobar-makara/ben-vs-herobrine-epic-rap-battle-of-history-fanmade

I wanted to have it put in an iFrame, but I guess the wiki can't do that :/

This battle features BEN, Majora's Mask ghost, battling Herobrine, the ghost of Minecraft, to determine who is the best game-haunting entity.

Lyrics :
BEN :

You've met with a terrible fate by trying to diss me,

But first you have to pass your finals for haunting degree.

You ripped off everything from me, yet your lack of skills shocks,

I bring chaos to Clock Town, you just remove some rocks

Get out of your 8 bits, your attacks are shit

You can manipulate elements, but I'll never be hit

You think your tunnels and backstabs make you powerful ?

Watch me teleport in your mansion and cause your downfall

I'll visit your brother Notch, get his childhood back,

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Let's see what his coding will do against my hack.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">HEROBRINE :

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">STOP ! Enough of these puny rhymes, I'll be the next Dahlia

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'll put, in a flash, diamond in your genitalia

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I see you're resisting, but once again you'll experience dying

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I was removed 12 times but I'm still fighting

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">What ? I'm the master here, I'm bringing mayhem

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">While you're licking the petty Mask Salesman

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'll chase you like Proxy, neck snap you like an SCP

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Drown you so that people can fantasize on wet BEN's titties

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Welcome to Minecraft, it's my game, not in the Moon's realm

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">And his kids are with me, you'll be overwhelmed

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'll kill you just like your buddy Jadusable,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Some SWAGGGGG will put you on mortality table.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">BEN :

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">You shouldn't have done that, you're about to die

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'll laugh histerically when I see your dead body lie

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">This is not a game, by the end you'll just conserve my food,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Make my pasta less creepy to leave me in a better mood

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Dawn of the final day, the song of Unhealing plays,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You'll run back to your cubes, terrified by every phrase,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Trying to escape the statue of madness, like your ridiculous chicken,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">But hey, I'm everywhere, look ! Listen !

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'm not a fairy nod, I'm your worst foe,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">The only anti-god, you're just a wooden hoe !

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'll give a good reason for your eyes to be blank and stuff,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Cause even if the fact they're the mirror to your mind is enough,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Your infinite cries will again make me tough !

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">HEROBRINE :

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You think you've won, but it's far from over,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You're a hated subroutine, I'm lasting forever..

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You'll be reduced to asian rice after I attack,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Me and my buds are ready for an Uncle Ben's snack,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Oh, we'll shoot your cartridge in the air, screaming PULL !

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we'll rip your clothes, making green-colored wool.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">I'm the cause of all evil within Minecraft

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You weren't even in your final game, just a draft,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You're so ineffective it's like I'm fighting a decoy

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">When I hear you, I can see why the Father drowned that boy.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Look at your constipated face, won't be good to be this kind of loner,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You're a neo-nazi, creating an aryan persona

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">You'll end up a barbecue so beware,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.26cm;border-style:none;padding:0cm;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Would be fun to know how why you drowned, but deep down, I don't care.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);">Poll
Who won? BEN Herobrine