User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 12: Charlie Brown vs. Spongebob Squarepants

This features Peanuts main character, Charlie Brown vs. cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CHARLIE BROWN!

VS.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:

Gosh, it's kinda weird I'm rap battling a bath tool

Once I defeat you in this battle, I'll no longer be the fool!

I can spit rhymes that can bombard the whole Bikini Bottom

You only have 1 mammalian chick, I've got ummmm some of 'em (hehe)

Pretty faces make me nervous, yours makes me wanna burst into laughter!

I'll rearrange your face into a circle with a crooked mouth later!

Good grief! Why am I waisting time dissing out cheese?

I already won anyway so go back to your fruit, please?

Spongebob Squarepants:

Ha! I'm not letting this battle slip through like that!

After this, you'll be screaming at your dog, "RATS!"

Cuz you failed motherfucker! You fail at everything you do!

Who gives a shit about a kid in a zigzag shirt with baseball shoes!

You look so like a blockhead, at least get yourself some hair

Because when the ladies look at 'ya, they'll say "oooh! what a scare!"

Stop kicking them mailboxes just 'cuz the redhead never dropped back

Better save up on hospital bills because someone's neck's gonna be cracked!

Charlie Brown:

Here Spongebob, meet a couple of my gang!

Linus:

Sup bob? Linus van Pelt is in the house!

I heard you went to Patrick's house wearing your mother's blouse!

Bah, forget it kid! Even your eyelashes don't match!

Against the Peanuts gang 1957 batch!

Snoopy:

Woof! That means you're a homosexual bastard!

Shove my balls in your mouth and make your bust faster!

I'm ruuuuling and rocking this battle to your death!

And your snail smells like past-expiry meth!

Spongebob Squarepants:

Wait till you here my crew! They'll show you some manners!

They made they're homemade crap on their Krusty Krab planners!

Squidward:

Hey Charlie Brown! Can you blow like me? Haha!

No you can't! My clarinet's a fine model, see?

(Plays music)

How 'bout you go back down Loserville where your Cashew Nuts gang stays

And where in every baseball season, you're always in last place!

Patrick:

Wanna smell my stinky-ass green boxers?

Floral printing I must say. They certainly are shockers!

Hey! Stop messing with my best friend with your tricks!

Because this is not a game!

THIS

IS

PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Charlie Brown, Linus & Snoopy Spongebob, Squidward & Patrick