Talk:Lewis & Clark Vs. Bill & Ted/@comment-190.201.222.14-20141219033928

A guy called Francis wanted a Putin vs Elsa battle so i made the rap for him:

Putin: im sorry for ya girl but you'll have a hard time, if you try to step up to this kind of mind. I am the coldest and coolest president of Russia And now im using my power to rap and to destroy ya. Youre not worth of my time,i gotta read some speeches, but you can say im a pro when it comes to punch bad bitches You think you're tough with powers and icy blast,but take away those powers and you're bitch with a flat ass. Coming from a disney kingdom thinking you're cool with that doll face,i beat you up and throw you to street like you are some kind of waste Knocking of and shooting since i was KGB You're not smart but dumb if you think you can beat me I can't believe a chick like you gets into a throne. You should be working in an office answering my phone.

Elsa:well well well let's see what we got here, another russian dog who acts like a bear. Man,seriously, stop flirting on first ladies, and you better stay far when im about to get crazy. You're a creepy old man with a messiah complex, there's been like a decade since the last time you had sex Everybody out there knows me and loves me, but the can barely look at you because you're so sloppy. Who would ever choose Putin as a president, your bad management brought Russia to embarassment You're just a pathetic sickly elf pervert,who means no threat for a real expert. <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">You can't look into my eyes,so try to look up to my pussy, i'm about to hang and kill you like in call of duty.

<span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Putin:enough of this cyka, someone bring me vodka, cz im 'bout to spit rhymes on you and stomp ya. <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">You got ice powers, that sounds fine,cz you'll need ice cubes when i drive you to the end of the line. <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">I'll be the one to tell you, you're in my home now, youre a crazy bitch and im going to shoot you down. <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">You're a snow queen cz you got high insesibility, the worst is that with your sister you lose virginity.

<span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Elsa:Hate all you want i can't care less you're so fucking jealous cz you know im the best <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Even if im lesbian i get more chicks than you, how many years and relationships you have dude <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">I can be badass, i kick both of your peanuts, use dirty money you have to fix your little pinus <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">This is a battle so chill out you prick, go back to suck politician dicks <span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Who won? Who's next? You decide.