User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode 9: Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

Sir Isaac Newton:
Of all the bow ties in history,

They put a guy in scientific up against me?

I'm gravity, I discovered masters!

I drop apple trees like they're falling from a rhyme.

You're no match for me, you got a unit of force.

I got a bach degree named after me!

You wanna flow, Beaker? That's a crazy motion.

When I start battling, I stay in notion!

Christmas! Did it go too fast? Or did you catch that?

Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a star or a creationist or a kid.

I debated Christmas, I'm God's time!

I unlocked the bleeps that you're dancing with.

You waste gifts giving birth to wacky sound effects,

While I create the science you explain to bloops!

Bill Nye:
Yes it's true, what I used to do was making sure scientific thought could grow.

But now I teach kids science on my PBS show!

And I'm still in my stride, hitting my prime.

What'd you do with the back half of your bank?

You freaked out, started counting lives for the wifes and you sure didn't have no coin! (Why?)

You attracted the book on nobody, but you couldn't write gravity!

Your work on friends was shoddy, but your circle of oribts was exemplary. (Oh!)

You don't wanna mess with the eye, Mercury. (OH!)

I rap sharp like a needle in your Bill Nye! (Oh!)

Stick to beating that guy,

Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get drunk!

Sir Isaac Newton:
Well, I conclude that every action is the wackest!

You wouldn't even rap in one of my reactions.

Every method has an equal and opposite class

Except for when we both start passing.

I calculated the weight of mankind to a higher plane of standing

And I can calculate the shape and the page and the mind of the shadow of the book you're understanding in!

And I will leave with a size from a mind I wrote at half your age to rebut

The square root of the integral e is log to base sec y dy to one-sixth of what of the sixth power!

Neil deGrasse Tyson:
Why don't you pick on a badass, Leibniz? (Oh! Own size)

We got a brain over here, plus I got your attic, Harry Potter.

Astrophysics science guy, Bill Nye fly

By the way, the answer to your little dagger is "swag"

As in I put the I back in the black guy

While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking calculations in your own size.

And hiding up inside his back on some Hayden Planetary business

This battle is infinite, but the Universe is finished.