User blog:TheCheerio/The Joker vs Pennywise. Random Rap Battles of History Season 1.

[ NOTE ] First of all, hi. I'm new here. And I'm also new at making rap battles, so don't judge me. Anyways, onto the battle.

'''The Joker vs Pennywise. Random Rap Battles of History Season 1.'''

Beat

Battle
(0:11 - 0:22) RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY...

THE JOKER

VS

PENNYWISE!!!

BEGIN!

Pennywise (0:22 - 0:44)

Prepare to have the scariest nightmare you'll ever have!

It looks like Batman did your makeup, man, that's terribly sad!

You fell into a tank, then it turned you white as Casper.

I am Pennywise, you fool! Bow down to your master!

You belong onto a playing card, you're such a disgrace.

I'm about to spit acid all over ya, just like Two-Face.

Here, want a balloon? It's for free, get one now!

Or get demolished by Pennywise the D-D-Dancing Clown!

The Joker (0:44 - 1:07)

You don't know who you're talking to, Mr. Pennywise.

Come, get closer, and look into my eyes.

I am the Joker, go play poker, your rhymes are so mediocre!

You're a genetic experiment gone wrong, no wonder you're such a loner!

I am a supervillian, a monster, The Joker, a psychopath!

Prepare yourselves, It... it's time to unleash my wrath!

I'm a superstar, so bizarre! Knock you out, give ya a scar!

I make the kids run away, with the help of one card.

Pennywise (1:07 - 1:29)

I smell frightened flesh! I know what's for dinner already.

A white clown with weed hair, lipstick on, I'm ready!

When you go to sleep, make sure you close all your windows.

Or else you'll be frightened by a sight of a clown's shadow!

I crash kid's parties! It's so fun!

I'm spitting out rhymes faster than a machine gun!

One last warning! You better quit,

or else you will be cursed by It!

The Joker (1:29 - 1:51)

Your rapping skills are hilarious! I can't stop laughing!

Your novel was pure gold, but your movie was crappy!

This battle's almost over, just like I did to Batman.

I smell sweat. Is that you? You better back away, man!

One more word coming from your mouth, expect it to be gone,

I'm gonna end you, disassemble you, just like Jason Todd.

The end is nigh, ya irrelevant scrub.

We're both done here, say hello to the Loser's Club.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RA...RANDOM...RA....RAP...BATTLES...O...OF....HIS....TOR........Y....

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won? The Joker Pennywise