Talk:Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2/@comment-29210968-20170316040442/@comment-24328089-20170316092929

Luigi, Ash Williams, Tupac, Ronald McDonald, Gaston

So. Luigi is on the phone with Daisy and accidentally makes Gaston spill his beer, and Gaston madly over reacts, slaps the phone out of Luigi's hand, and drunkenly berates him, and gestures at him threateningly. Tupac jumps in to the argument to tell Gaston that we have to better ourselves, and that black lives matter, and that the rich are just going to get richer until the poor revolt.

Ronald McDonald overhears Tupac and gets angry, so Ronald spikes Tupac's drink. Ash Williams (the bartender) sees it, but confuses Tupac's drink with Gaston's drink. So he tells Gaston, but Gaston believes that it was Tupac that spiked his drink, so he punches Tupac in the head, killing him instantly. No one punches like Gaston.

Ash Williams pulls out his shotgun and shoots at Gaston, but misses completely, and gives Luigi a bad flesh wound. Gaston then kicks Ash in the balls so hard that his pelvis shatters into 16 pieces. But when Gaston makes contact with Ash, it causes his gun to go off, shooting Luigi on accident again.

Satisfied with his work, Gaston turns around and finishes Tupac's beer (which is spiked). He falls down dead.

Luigi crawls and struggles to his phone to call the police. This is a dive bar out in the middle of nowhere, so there's no telling if the cops were actually coming. He needed to call an ambulance.

When Luigi's outreached hand is inches from his cell phone, an oversized red shoe comes crunching down on his hand.

Ronald looks down and laughs maniacly at the helpless wounded Luigi, as he slowly unzips his pants....