User blog:TruthBrood/Ryu vs Ken ETBRB

Hello, guys, TruthBrood here! Today imma give you a Street Fighter Battle, I wanna thank Scrav for helping me write this, enjoi!

'''EPIC TRUTHBROOD RAP BATTLES! '''

RYU

VS

KEN!

BEGIN!

Ryu
Well met, old friend. Say, how'd you do, Ken?

I hope you've been practicing your Ansatsuken

'Cause you're a little weed; I'm superhuman

Now face the flaming fury of my Hadouken!

Watch out, gonna make you cry and pout

Just like when you faced Akuma, remember that bout?

Ryu is gonna make you shout

'Cause you beating me is something I highly doubt!

Ken
Oh, hey Ryu, how's it been?

You should think twice before throwing a hadouken!

'Cause it has my name in it

Yeah, I trademarked it!

Ken Masters, gonna make you flip your shit!

Oh, and I got with Chun-Li, you never got near that bit!

I'll shout, yeah "RYU'S HAVING A FIT!"

So go back to training Sakura, and go cry about she's better than you, and nitpick!

Ryu
AGGHHH YOU FOOL, VIOLENCE IS WHO I AM!

I'M THE ORIGINAL STREET FIGHTER; YOU'RE SOME WANNABE SHAM!

YOU LIVE A LONELY LIFE THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!

AND YET YOU STILL HAVE THAT MILE-WIDE EGO, KEN?

WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SNAP!

I GOT WITH CHUN-LI, NOT YOU, THAT'S THAT!

YOU LOOK LIKE OWEN WILSON SMOKED SOME CRACK,

AND THEN HE TOOK A COLOSSAL SLAP!

Ken
Wow, you go crazy when somebody says the truth?

Now I know why Gouken hesitated to train you.

Seriously, your face is red, dude

And I know that you versus me, there's no clue

Who will win? It's me!

This loser better flee!

Aww, are you mad 'cause they rejected you on Glee?

So forget "Who Won? Who's next?" We all know who the winner will be!


 * footsteps are heard*

"Heh, you jokes!"

Chun-Li
Chun-Li comin' in to kick your asses, you better not stray!

C'mon, I'd choose work over you airheads any day!

Think about it, you two are probably gay!

Ken, you're lying, like you're a world-class stud!

And Ryu, stop trying to get close to me, you ain't my bud!

Gonna give a rapid kick,

To you dicks!

Trust me, it'll hurt more than your stupid flicks!

Gen
Ah, Chun-Li, I won't hold back, judging by who your father is

But it's not my full potential, if it was I'd make you piss!

That schoolgirl skirt is sterotypical, yet you think you have girl power?

And Ryu, go to sleep and bathe, trust me, even travellers need showers.

And finally I will diss this puny joke of a man, Ken.

He's not good now, he wasn't even good back then.

If I were all you, I'd jump over the nearest fence.

Because there's no way you can run from the wrath of GEN!

Guile
Hahah, shut up, you old emo, you lost your smile

Superhuman strength and speed

Call me Guile!

I'm a soilder, man, fighting for the US-of-A!

And Chun-Li was right about you two, you're both gay.

But don't think that gives you a free pass, Chunny.

This freelance would dance if I called her honey!

Blanka
Coming in from Brazil, braking from the shackles

Blanka's here, and I'll electrocute your asshole!

Chun, my mama said if people mess with you, leave em on the floor.

So I'll leave this cop screaming for more!

Ryu and Ken, this green skin gives you 0/10

But you two aren't worse that that old fart Gen!

All my rhymes probably left the crowd with no smile

But, hey, atleast I get more girls that that army wannabe Guile!

T-Hawk
Blanka, you green-skinned, orange haired freak

Your rhymes were no where near as sharp as TOMAHAWK's beak

I represent loyalty, I fight for my village!

All Ryu, Ken, and Guile do is play with things they pillaged!

Gen, shut up, you old emo

You look like some ancient samurai, even older, though

It's clear that none of you could withstand my bow

Because compared to me, you're all whack-ass jokes!

Dan
...... YO!

It's Dan

The Man

Gonna slap you with my backha-

Oni (Akuma)
I WILL FUCKIN' GRIND AT MY HEEL EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS!

AND GUESS WHAT DAN?

STARTING WITH YOU, BITCH!

KEN AND RYU, YOU'RE DISASTERS

'''GUESS WHAT? I KILLED GOUKEN!'''

I'M YOUR NEW MASTER!

NOT EVEN THE BRAVEST SPEAK MY NAME!

BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKIN' ONI PUT YOU TO SHAME!

Juri
 Heh, look an actual challenge, aww, what a shame

He ran off crying because he's insane

Chun-Li don't diss me 'cause you have a schoolgirl crush!

Because this girl's gonna make your treetrunk legs mush!

Ryu and Ken, I'll make you both cry again!

'Cause you're both worse than T-Hawk and Gen.

Oh and Guile and Blanka, you damn freaks

My eye detects that you'll be begging on your knees!

S.I.N
Oh, Gen if you hate life so much, overdose on gin

M-Bison, Vega and Balrog, call us S.I.N!

We're gonna kick your ass, send you back to class.

Just like DeeJay except twice as fast!

Vega: You'll be seeing red by the time I'm done with you

Balrog: We'll smash 'ya into tiny pieces; that's the truth!

M-Bison: You all know we're the best, why don't you step back?

BECAUSE THIS TRIO JUST GAVE YOU A HEART ATTACK!

End
Who won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Stay Tuned!

BYE!

Who won?

Ryu

Ken

Chun-Li

Gen

Guile

Blanka

T-Hawk

Dan (lel)

Oni

Juri

S.I.N