Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-5482968-20151230051435/@comment-24855509-20151230110059

Pants. Pants has four letters. What else has four letters? That's right! KFCC. KFCC sells chicken. Chickens lay eggs. Snakes also lay eggs. But what if the egg you bought today contained a venomous snake? Well, let's see. A man buys an egg. Snake bites man. Man goes to hospital. Hospital rhymes with epidemiological obstacle. Obstacles are in races. Hurdles. Herd. Herd of cows. Yes I have heard of cows. Thankyou for asking. But wait... Did you ask that because you are secretly planning to bomb the United States of American with neurotoxic cows with the illuminati and you don't want us to know? Suspicious. But hang on... Did you see that? What's in that cows eye? That's right! Barack Obama! Barack Obama. Obama. The cow has Obama in his eye. He must be looking to kill Obama. Hang on... That cow is black. What is the connection with black and Obama? That's right! Obama wears a black suit. Obama also wears black shoes. Cows don't wear shoes. Is Obama just planning to hide the fact that he is a cow? Cow has three letters. Obama has 5 letters. 5-3=2. Cows have 2 eyes and so does Obama. 2+2=4. But 2x2 also = 4. Coincidence? I think not! Times. Time. Clock. You look at clocks with your eyes. The illuminati has one eye so... Illuminati in ERB confirmed