User blog:Loygansono55/Yogi Bear VS Winnie the Pooh 2

Today's fanmade rap battle features Yogi Bear, back again to battle Winnie the Pooh, to determine once and for all who the superior bear is.

Cast
Peter Shukoff as Yogi Bear

Lloyd Ahlquist as Winnie the Pooh

Alex Farnham as Christopher Robin

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

YOGI BEAR!

VERSUS!

WINNIE THE POOH!

BEGIN!

Yogi Bear
This raggedy old honey pothead is back for more?Well then, you'll just get mauled by this grizzly like before,

Beating you again'll be a walk in the park, where I'll have this teddy bear's picnic,

So just go back to your House on Pooh Corner, and play with your sticks,

You're a greedy fat-ass, you need to go on a diet,

Maybe hang yourself in a Honey Tree, I'll wait while you go ahead and try it,

Hangin' around with a little kid, you're more like a Pedobear,

Come to think of it, I'm rapping against a toy, hardly even fair!

Winnie the Pooh
You-gay, your raps blow more than a Blustery Day,

They're the bear minimum, I've got better beats than Dr. Dre,

Think, think, think, something you ought to try sometime,

I'm going to strangle you with your own tie, because you're way past your prime,

Call me Ranger Smith, I'll shoot you with a tranquilliser,

And then I'll eat what's in your baskets as an appetiser,

Very soon you'll Roo the day that you messed with Winnie the Pooh,

In my woods, trespassers will be dealt with, so just shoo!

Yogi Bear
I'll make a Tigger skin rug and a Piglett in a blanket, what a meal,

Your stupid friend must be real special if he truly thinks you're real,

I'm more fearsome than a jagular, you're more sissy than a daisy,

All your pals are based on some sort of disorder, that's why they're crazy,

Put on some underwear, or wear something fashionable,

I know you wouldn't even hurt a fly, let alone do something irrational,

Over the years, you've just been babified, now you're not even funny,

I'm highly cunning, you just use your schemes to get some honey!

Christopher Robin runs in to aid Pooh.

Christopher Robin
It's chapter 2: In Which I Outrap this Rabid Runaway bully,

I'll stuff you, then add you to my collection of toys, very cruelly,

You're the will-nilly, silly one now, just like your escape plans, your rhymes are misses,

I won't feed the bears, but you can eat these fresh disses,

Yours isn't visible, my dick's 100-Acres long,

I'm just as wise as Owl, but one hundred times as strong,

Got Pooh's back, Christopher Robinn' you of victory,

Book it, and never again mess with the creations of Milne, A. A.!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Yogi Bear Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin