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GMB ERB 2: Forrest Gump vs. Usain Bolt

Announcer:

GMB ERB!

FORREST GUMP

VERSUS

USAIN BOLT

BEGIN!

Usain Bolt:

Whoever made this is Usain for putting me against you

Way faster than you in 100, 200 too

You better run, Forrest run from that pickup truck

We're not strangers now, thanks to your bad luck

You stumbling across me, now that's not right

now go back in your cornfield for the rest of the night

(yeah) Just In case you forgot, I'm a shooting star

An this rhyme'll hurt more than getting shot in the arse

Forrest Gump:

I may not be a smart man, but I know how to make a dis

I'll bake this Jamaican, he'll get a bit of Texas

shoved in his face, when it comes in the form of a fist

head of Bubba Gump, chump, now go fly off a bridge

hit the water after being slaughtered by the husband of the daughter

of a psycho farmer, When I'm not mowing my lawn or

fighting in Vietnam, I'm talking to kind folks on a bench

about how I brought a running King-ston to his end.

Usain Bolt:

I'm giant, you baby-daddy peeping Tom,

I know two Jennys. One's my loving mom,

the other is a crackpot, your fancy lover,

you got experienced from 'Nam, so go ahead, take cover.

Forrest Gump:

My mom always used to say, to date,

that there was an Olympian named Usain,