User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 12: Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter

In the 13th installment of Awesome Rap Battles, heroic young wizard Harry Potter faces off against the young jedi Luke Skywalker to see which Chosen One is truly the Chosen one.

Info
Orignally released: May 29, 2014

Characters: Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES 2.0!

LUKE SKYWALKER!

VERSUS!

HARRY POTTER!

BEGIN!

Harry Potter:

It’s H to the P in the building, to Leviosa the crowd,

Kick this falcon riding pansy in between the night gown,

I’m gonna leave you like Alderaan, your mind explodin’,

When I Expecto my Patronum on these bitches, I own ‘em!

I’m the British king of Quiddich; kiss your ass good riddance,

Cause no one steps to me in a match, and expects to finish,

I’ll leave this bitch diminished, and I ain’t J.K.ing at all,

This incest driven horny teen ain’t gonna make this wizard fall,

I’ll shove this rank ass bitch in the Rancor pit,

Cause’s he’s nothing without his hand to wank his dick,

I stepped to the man, who shall not be mentioned, and lived,

I’m not afraid of the basilisk. You ain’t threatening, kid.

Luke Skywalker:

Out of the two of us here, you’re the one who’ll back up,

Best friends with a hermit, and an old man Santa,

I’ll take your little Gollum, and kill him with his own sock,

Take your wand and shove it up your ass in the name of Obi-Wan,

This bitch worked with a criminal? You can’t be Sirius,

Sneaking around with a cloak on your head? Just delirious,

I could beat you one handed, no doubt about it,

It’s like Dragon Ball with all of the in-fight shoutin’,

Your flying Oldsmobile’s got nothing on my X-Wing!

With Dumbledore, your magic skill’s not the only thing erecting!

When I’m through with you, you’ll be reunited with your family,

At least I don’t terrorize my own school, you tragedy!

Harry Potter:

You’re the biggest wimp I’ve ever seen since C3PO happened,

Should’ve gone to the dark side; you’d be better at rapping,

I can score my friend’s sister; you can’t even score your own,

So go jump back on the Millennium, and take your ass home,

You’re so fat, that when you were born, your mom collapsed,

Because that bitch went black, now she’ll never come back!

Luke Skywalker:

You’re uglier than Sideous, so hideous, it’s ridiculous,

I’ve got no time for your prepubescent predicaments,

Stop sneaking around the corridor, and go back to class, kid,

Give your ass a force wedgie, and stomp your glasses,

This little measly punk hasn’t ever been so saddened,

Since the time he found out even the ginger had chances.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who Won? Luke Skywalker Harry Potter