User blog:AttackEyebrows12/The Racnoss Empress vs The Sycorax: Epic Rap Battles of the Whoniverse - Wiki Christmas Day 4

well shit this is going to get overshadowed by Boba Tea vs Ded swimming pool

Anyways, welcome back to another episode of ERBOTW!

Today, for Day 4 of Wiki Christmas, we have 2 Christmas Special villains, the leader of the Sycorax, facing off against the Racnoss Empress! In case you read my comment(s) on Bob's blog, you know what this is gonna turn into. :p

We've got 3 guests today (3!), Alan as the Racnoss Empress, Legion as the 3rd party, and Cyan as the (counts...) 6th party (bpf) Go vote for one of them, I lost to them already ;-;

As always, cover by Jella and title cards by TK! <3

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSt8azgSdz4

(0:10)
Astrophia,bless us with the power to destroy this abomination

Because I'm about to splatter this spider into pieces more crimson

Than my robe! Wish to spar and I'll show you that I've got more skill

Than a Musketeer, then I'll show you a real winterkill

Survived the end of the whole universe ! All you did was cause a little panic

But this spider won't last long, I'll break this bitch's legs like they were chopsticks

Call this a Tempest, for we're legendary wordsmiths like Shakespeare

But compared to your shit, Lion King quotes would be what we'd prefer

(0:30)
<p class="MsoNormal"> Like the Earth's core, this battle sent a signal to my Webstar ,

<p class="MsoNormal"> To defeat all Doctor enemies, destroy your worlds like the Death Star !

<p class="MsoNormal"> You should Runaway, albeit pointless, you're up against the Racnoss

<p class="MsoNormal"> You shall perish in my Parlor, and aside from my dead children, I lack loss!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I flow much like the Thames and drown all upcoming opponents!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Turn Left or be eliminated, this shall be the Time of your End !

<p class="MsoNormal"> The universe's edge would be salvation, but that would need a Christmas miracle,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now see my children arise, activated by Huon Particles

(0:50)
<p class="MsoNormal"> We'll play you off, turning these Saxons into Ash

<p class="MsoNormal"> A big-ass lobster? Fish are more afraid of crabs!

<p class="MsoNormal"> We'll pilot this battle but you guys were crappy premieres

<p class="MsoNormal"> With fanfare our end comes,   yours were marked with spheres

<p class="MsoNormal"> We didn't need our wives to come and clean up our messes

<p class="MsoNormal"> Doctor Who villains are cool. Well, you're the exceptions

<p class="MsoNormal"> We're playing you loud! We made sure to take these slavers on

<p class="MsoNormal">''' You still needed our hand when the Doctor was down one. '''

(Beat changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYnxTPiuCWU, starts at 0:22)
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Welcome aboard the Titanic! Your captain for today is Max Capricorn

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">And this is the Voyage of the Damnedfor this ship soon won't be airborne

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">A common house spider, some robot leeches and a warrior with a bone to pick

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Are our passengers. Now, Hosts, let's get this ride over quick!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Spit hard against this arachnid who got foiled by her own pilot fish

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Speaking of you, your rhymes were as bad as your instrument skills: Less than amateurish

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">The Sycorax are too easy to whip! Their leader is as bullshit as Harriet Jones

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F7F7F;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F7F7F;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: background1;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Shining as bright as my tooth! I'm a bussinessman, so this battle I of course own!

(0:46)
<p class="MsoNormal"> Inferior species have been detected! You will be upgraded!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Nobody stands in our way once we mash them to metal parts and spider blood!

<p class="MsoNormal"> We won't show Mercyon these so-called enemies who think they can spit

<p class="MsoNormal"> But truth is, you're as fake as Jackson Lake, not foes, simply bandits

<p class="MsoNormal"> The Widow isn't poisonous, and lamer than her black counterpart

<p class="MsoNormal"> And you robots are so flimsy, it doesn't take much to tear you apart

<p class="MsoNormal"> We would feel sad about your destruction, but we're perfect robots, no feelings

<p class="MsoNormal"> You might actually be a problem to the world if you had as many burns as your failings

(1:10)
<p class="MsoNormal"> Every word you have just uttered is entirely incorrect

<p class="MsoNormal"> I'll trap in my Web of Fearthese creatures of poor intellect

<p class="MsoNormal"> My plans can't be stopped by merely calling my bluff

<p class="MsoNormal"> Nor pulling the plug and watching spiders drown in the bathtub

<p class="MsoNormal"> And I don't lose because my proxies have hissy fits and go rogue

<p class="MsoNormal"> But that's still not as undignified as losing to Kylie Minogue

<p class="MsoNormal"> I am older than the Universe, and these are my opponents?

<p class="MsoNormal"> You're mere children who'd have better success if you were yeti components

(Beat changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Zn4HWnfvo, starts at 0:32)
<p class="MsoNormal"> The nightmare of the BFGhas come to knock some sense into these creatures

<p class="MsoNormal"> So wake up! You're trapped in a dream, blinded by your own desires

<p class="MsoNormal"> We only woke up to tell you you're in store for a big ass-whooping

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now A Christmas Carol will be sung. Time for Madge Arwell to enter the ring!

(0:45)
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">All your raps were worse than my driving skills, but you’re surely not that evil

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Is Christmas the time when everybody starts to get brutal?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Of course not! That would be as ridiculous as the entire Whistlestop place

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">But Christmas’ a holiday, not time to invade from outer space

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Make peace! If a Sontaran could do it, why couldn’t you?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">You should be celebrating, not deciding which planet’s next to stew

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Find it in your heart to change, like Scrooge and the Grinch did

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#7F6000;mso-themecolor:accent4; mso-themeshade:128;mso-style-textfill-fill-color:#7F6000;mso-style-textfill-fill-themecolor: accent4;mso-style-textfill-fill-alpha:100.0%;mso-style-textfill-fill-colortransforms: lumm=50000">Now that I'm done, I'm going back to have dinner with my kids.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
(Snow piles up, and covers the logo)

THE WHONIVERSE! (Merry Christmas!)
Who won? Sycorax Racnoss Empress Roboforms Max Capricorn CyberKing Great Intelligence Dream Crabs/Madge Arwell <Tabber>Wiki Christmas=


 * -|Alan's rap battles=


 * -|Legion's rap battles=

I'm just gonna put his page here because TOO MANY SERIES <3

 * -|Cyan's rap battles=


 * -|My rap battles=