User blog:SkeepTieel/Sunset Shimmer vs Carrie White. ERB:PvA Season 1

Oh boy, SkeepSkeep is back with another unresearched battle about hyoomans. :) So the mid-season finale is neigh. Nigh. Horse puns. Next battle. Prepare your asses. Thanks to Cyanwrites for writing as Sunset Shimmer, and Jack and Thy for proofreading.

We have not horses Sunset Shimmer and Carrie White. Feed them gravel or something idk

fuck link references, jack won't help me collect them

so figure out the rap meanings yourselves >:L

Cast
idfk, get jack to play them

jacqk as waifu

jacqk as bloody mary

Beat
975 by Kustom

http://picosong.com/Sfys/

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING



VERSUS



BEGIN

Carrie White
This ain’t a game of volleyball, but it’s a straight hit, no miss

When you think a flimsy crown grants power, it’s evident you’re schizophrenic

Despite your Trixs about friendship, I know Sunset Dimwit ain’t Shoichet

Crack ya like a crucifix with this flow I manifest from spirits

First, your face will drain ‘til it’s White, then you’ll be seeing red

You’ll be thinking and mistakened of death due to your own period

Even through my mother’s sheltering, it’ll take a lot to fool me

This Equestria Girl’s just an example on cliched high school bullies

Sunset Shimmer
I can't even get fired up against on with so little power!

The only red you're making me see is in the gym showers!

Using basic Unicorn filly magic. I'm soooo scared by this witch!

Celestia could teach you control, but you'd still be a crazy bitch!

A burning gym stage is no match for a mindless zombie teenager legion!

I'm more powerful than you even without becoming a raging she-demon!

Your reboot should have been aborted just like the fruit of your mom's ovaries!

You really are pathetic. No wonder your only friend was a guy who writes poetry.

Carrie White
Candy colored mental horses? Don’t come across me as abnormal

This failure ends up as the former, Celestia, to the school Fall Formal

Like how your ‘friends’ treat you, your raps will be ignored too

What’s the point of controlling zombie students, if they’re as dumb as you?

So report this beating to Twilight, you always seek for her guidance

despite in reality, she’s as useless as your Snips and Snails reliance

Showering you with flows, Hitchcock would be jealous of me

You’re just a hypocrite who’s frightened ‘bout her insecurities

Sunset Shimmer
I was a lot like you once, Cassie; An angsty, violent disgrace.

But I took a Friendship to the heart and you took a house to the face!

You claim to be better, so that makes two crowns that don't belong to you!

Just be grateful that I'm choosing not to bully you too!

It's scary just how much I could choose to abuse this little brat,

But judging by your family life, you're more than prepared for that!

Still, My Past is Not Today. I'm not the same girl who'd go that far,

But I can still beat you lyrically, musically, (and I'm pretty sweet at guitar!)

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES: HUMAN HORSES VS ANYTHING

Poll
WHO WON?! Sunset Shimmer (Jack's Waifu) Carrie White (Jack's Not Waifu)