User blog:Loygansono55/Loygansono55 vs Bantha117 - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round One

Salutations! Before you jump to conclusions and assume you've won by posting later than us, Tigger, just think for a moment. How can you post your battle at all if you're blocked?! ;D

Today's battle in the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament stars this guy and this guy in a rap battle! Didn't expect that!

We didn't write with a beat in mind, but here is a beat we found cool, so rap along to this if you feel so inclined.

Let us begin!

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TARDINESS!



VERSUS!



BEGIN!

Loygansono55:

An ape with a kitty who ripped his

VS the Pole position Scot who’s gonna gore him? I’m on it!

Such absurdly wordy titles but a stunted story here:

Somehow became staff and did nothing for a year!

Your record could be better when you wrestle ‘gainst a predator

I reckon with your primitive drivel you’re the progenitor

Munkee see, Munkee do, retweeting what I lay

Cause you’ve got nothing to say so just burp and run away!

Bantha117:

Aye aye, you’re lazier than the Sloth and the Captain in chat

Incredible green cuck, shucks, SHulk, I’ll Settle this with a Smash

I'll serve you alphabet soup, a side of Aspergers and fries

You'll wash it down with the milky white flow I’ve supplied ;)

Get a handle on your series, unlike their installments they're plentiful

I determine their quality nonsensical, your penchant for abandonment reprehensible

Community Discussion: You're useful nonce in a blue moon

Wiki Plotz a course to Poland just to get you out your room!

Loygansono55:

Shake the sand out your ass and quit the shit-flinging

Come back swinging once you fix the nip-

Like Ono, I tore a Ringo-rimming dingus into four

You’ve got no power here, why don’t you suck my dick some more?

Bantha117:

Judging by the staff responses your only comeback should be “Ehhh”

Impressive your impediment let you Say-Say-Say something instead

The wiki, Riki, Mick's pick, and a Pikachu: McInnes's dependence is stupendous

'Cause that's the thing that Mack's lacking, like his country: Independence!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

Tigerisnormal:

Me. You didn't block me!

Who won? No votes for you, this was far too late Tigerisnormal