User blog:فنان الراب/ERB Parody 2: Mike vs Scott 2

another rap battle

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Scott

KassemG as Mike



Nice Peter as Cody (third party)

Tobuscus as Duncan (third party)

Ian Hecox as Chris McClean (third party)



The Battle
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6p987f-K1E (beat starts at 0:13_

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SCOTT

VS

MIKE

BEGIN!

Scott:

Cool Shirt, Michaelangelo

try messin' with the devious, I am serious

how many personalities does it take ......

to turn a TV Show into a mess of ruining steaks

it's a disgrace what you did to these assholes

Mal beat you like a dog and now he's evil

Lets think about Georgia

sweet Georgia

and the TDI Wikis unfold ya

as a messed up mutha f***a bent in the mind

who built a condition but he payed the price

with the endless destruction of your awesome life

if you're the man of steel

I spit kryptonite

big dick addict

known to hypnotize

I could end with a relationship with your wife

Mike:

Look into my eyes you ugly bitch

see the soul of the man who made Courtney a witch

you think you'll get together with my wife?

I'll fricken lock you up in prison and never save your life

You got easy when they pickled that Jelly Jar

I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and slash

your whole family slash

all your shitty friends slash

anyone who sold you awesome stuff slash

you starved for 8 weeks til you waste away

I even crush mother f***ers when I'm annoyed and hate

pride of Cody took geomoligy out of the audition (I have to idea what geomoligy means, just made that up :P)

drop the hammer on you harder than I bitched slapped Vito

Cody:

I have no pride for you who ruined everything in my personality

I was doing to stop the bourgeoisie

I fought the classes of glasses (don't know that either)

the larger and big masses

have brought me to spit a thesis against both of your asses

let me start with you there, Redneck Guy

looking like something out of Wrotten Pies

it's hip hop chowder red over white

cause Obama's wife can't do shit tonight

and Mike you are really like a rip-off man

but your lovely shriveled up like Zoey's man

Total Drama's future was bright

but you made it grow dark

and stopped the greatest rivalry since Grand Chef Auto!

Duncan:

knock knock knock

Did somebody say Grand Theft Auto?

yo I'm the delinquent with the class and most assholes made a mess

and the war got cold

shook hands with both brickhouse

DJ and Geoff

no doubt

if your name ends with stupid, time to get out

I had the balls to let Courtney CIT girl torn down the wall

like the kool aid man, Oh Yeah!

you two need haircuts

you need a shower

and you all need to learn how to handle real power

Chris:

Did somebody say real power?

Yeah, you want to f*** with me?

I spit hot dogs when I'm crushing these beats

blow it up so no wasting

while I'm ruling Wawanakwa

doing Kung Fu films and schooling every camping bitch

I'm a president like time

my enemies don't distract me

the last girl who attacked me got eliminated

so comrade come at me

you don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme

against a mind like McClean

you'll find that my ex-girlfriend is the worst emcee in the universe to me