User blog comment:J1coupe/Ellie vs. Zoey. Epic Rap Battles of Video Games Season 2./@comment-81.156.190.229-20130802144520

Hey, how about this one?

Lyrics: Epic Rap Battles Of Video Games - Altair VS Corvo Attano

(Announcer)

Epic Rap Battles Of Video Games!

Altair

VS

Corvo Attano,

BEGIN!

(Altair)

Greetings, asshole

Try and possess this soul!

You are talking to THE most badass Assassin around,

I am so badass, even my master could not beat me,

And he had my brothers bound!

I have changed my order, in both mind and weapon,

You have only changed your p-p-profession!

Now, I best tell you before you forget,

surrender to my raps NOW, before you regret!

(Corvo Attano)

Regret what, exactly?

The death of my Empress?

That wasnt me!

It was another assassin,

Who fought like a cur,

And now, I have the power to AVENGE her!

Whereas I control death,

All you hear,

Is your loved one's last breath!

I would possess you, but your vomit would smell,

How about instead,,

I windblast you TO HELL!

(Altair)

Windblast me?

Sound like witch talk!

Put me on a rooftop,

And I shall drop you like a hawk!

We both may be bad,

But out of the two of us,

I am a real Assassin,

You're just a Harry Potter wannabe, how very sad!

Whereas you have to chuck a grenade,

All I need to kill you with,

Would be my HIDDEN BLADE!

You're just a sad man,

Who wears a bin liner,

Why don't you go,

And cry to The Outsider!

(Corvo Attano)

Let me tell you something,

At the end of my journey,

I had to travel to a lighthouse,

Thank god there was no arrow to the knee!

When I reached the top,

I had to kill my employer,

Leave his corpse fall away,

You would've liked that,

If there was a bale of hay!

You might be a real Assassin,

But who needs a vocal cord?

As all I need and have,

Is a real sword!

(Raiden)

Mind if I just cut in?

I am a real assassin,

With katana and all,

All you losers are,

You are, well, just small!

You guys claim to know real trauma?

Try being a child soldier in Liberia,

Forced to help fight in a war!

And then I went into Foxhound,

Where I learned the truth,

Guess in those cases, there are no sleuths!

Then I fought on three fronts,

To free the whole world,

From these cunts!

And then the war economy broke,

Like my left arm in Africa,

Had to get a new one,

So now, I have left to do is,

Be on the run!

I went through more than you motherfuckers did,

Try thinking about that,

Before throwing some raps

Against this kid!

(Announcer)

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles Of Video Games!