User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.79: Simon Cowell vs Harvey Weinstein

Time for a new battle!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SIMON COWELL

VS

HARVEY WEINSTEIN

BEGIN!

Harvey Weinstein

It's the legendary film producer. Call me mister Weinstein,

Battling against a music mogul, who wears his trousers too high.

While I'm making movies and letting women sit on my log,

You're appearing on TV while dressing up as Wonder Dog.

You earn alot of squiddly diddly, go buy Sinitta some clothes.

Otherwise it won't be the fountain studios, only getting bulldozed.

Those sexual allegations against me are as fake as your smile.

Go back to being Mr Meanie, or I make you do a bushtucker trial.

Simon Cowell

I didn't like that verse, I loathed it.

The films you produced are a load of shit.

The name is Simon Phillip Cowell and I am an influential multimillionaire.

You pretend to act on issues like aids and poverty, but we all know you don't care.

Whether I'm in London or Hollywood, I'm the one creating superstars.

Harvey, you use to be an American Idol but now you're behind bars.

I don't mean to be rude but you ruined brother Bob's life.

Then again, I wouldn't put it pass you to try it on with his wife.

Harvey Weinstein

You had more judges on your panels than I've undone bras.

Trying to regain viewers by giving away your own shitty car.

I got a CBE while you're still waiting for your knighthood.

Just cancel the X Factor as it would do us all some good.

Simon Cowell

I knew your rhymes would be terrible, but I wasn't expecting that.

Atleast you got something in common with David Walliams, you're both twats.

You treat women with less respect then how I treat my runners.

This rap battle is now over, but I won't be pressing my golden buzzer.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

