Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 46/@comment-15589301-20140816000243/@comment-26261279-20140817151706

In no real order

"I'm the pinnacle of physical condition while you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tipping. Are you tripping?" Lance Armstrong

"I run an intricate criminal syndicate, show so respect or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck" Al Capone

"Hit nothin but net! You ain't seen nothing yet! Man you needed a movement cuz you're so full of shit!" Michael Jordan

"Masque of the Red Death? Barely blood curdling. Pit and the Pendulum. Not even unnerving. Perving on your first cousin when she's thirteen years old? Now THAT's disturbing!" Stephen King

""Do you feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm asking. Can't be too tough, you got killed by an asprin." Clint Eastwood

"You want a battle, Bat? Bring it, then! I heard he has a British butler! Good, then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!" Sherlock Holmes and Watson

"Why don't you... boldly go some place you've never gone before like India? Or... any destination you actually set sail for?" Captain Kirk

"I will Mister T bag you in the closest cemetary! Nobody's gonna miss you, cuz all your friends imaginary!" Mr. T

"Stroke. Roll up in a boat. Stroke. You're sleeping, cut your throat. Stroke. I'll watch the BLOOD flow! Now who's got that Red Coat?" George Washington

"Even if you're gripping on a weapon then you better get to stepping if you're messing with the horror lord! In a minute maybe Imma hit him, cut him into itty bitty bits and Imma stick him in the floorboards!" Edgar Allan Poe