User blog:NovaBomb123/Tim Burton vs. Michael Bay (ERBOE Remake)

So, hello all, i figured i should remake this rap battle i made back in 2016 so, let's do this

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING!!!!

TIM BURTON   VS. MICHAEL BAY!

BEGIN!!!

Tim Burton (Verse 1)
Oh, Hello Michael, welcome to your worst Nightmare, but there is no Elm Street.

Really, you think you have the guts to defeat me?

This will be Pearl Harbor all over again.

But are we sure you really aren't into men?

And i may as well grab my pen and destroy you "Ben".

In the Blink of an eye i'll step up to the bat.

In all reality, look at the stats, reviews below 30 percent.

I'm persistent, stabs and slashes with scissor hands, call it torment.

Michael Bay (Verse 1)
Hah! Burton thinks he can beat the king of explosives?

You should stop in your current motion, you're bogus!

I'll make sure you enjoy this armageddon.

My job is to make sure that money keeps spreading!

By spreading, i mean coming to me.

This will be your Purge, you dummy!

Transform to make sure you don't win prematurely.

But I mean surely, you'll understand, i won with one verse, early.

Tim Burton (Verse 2)
This is what you give me to battle?

Leave him to be fed to the maggots, not much of a hassle.

You must be gay with your explosive fetish.

Welcome to this chocolate factory, it's quite devilish.

Look up at me with your big eyes and i'll leave you as an orphan.

With only two verses i'll leave you a bride to the corpses.

I'll leave you suffocating on Platinum Dunes.

You should get on drugs and choke on the fucking fumes!

Michael Bay (Verse 2)
You star your wife in most of your movies.

But her tits are just as flat as her booty.

Listen to me Tim, your verse was all over the place.

Anarchic, and from a place of hate.

Well, i don't listen to haters.

Your acting like me and you are debators.

Well that's too bad since i didn't need this second verse.

Like your films, you'll be left in a fucking hearse.