User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 4: Green Lantern vs Frodo Baggins



Welcome to the 4th installment of DC Rap Battles of History. This match-up features the first human recruit of the Green Lantern Corps, Hal Jordan, versus the ring bearer from the Shire, Frodo Baggins.

Battle


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Begin!!!

Hal Jordan
Hal Jordan here, so relax, I’ve got this

The best Green Lantern is stomping on little hobbits

I’m first class, and member of the U.S. Air Force

And I’m embarrassing you like the Cirith Ungol orcs

The constructs that I create are as strong as my will power

Take a wrong step with me and you’ll fall like the Two Towers

You can barely bear the ring Frodo, and you can’t handle my rhymes

I’m sorry but Samwise isn’t here to save you this time

Frodo Baggins
Your arrogance and hubris is rather unnecessary

There must be something bothering you that you want to share with me

Like how you’re nothing but a sacrifice to the military

The weight of that burden is even more than I can carry

Go ahead, put on your blue ring, you can’t hope to defeat me

I have already counted this battle as won, just ask Gimli

You’re a member of the Air Force, but you don’t belong in the skies

After all, a plane crash was the reason why your father died

Hal Jordan
In brightest day. . . fuck it, this will have to do

My ring won’t have to be close at full power to defeat you

Now I may be a bit arrogant, but anyone else would be too

If they were a founding member of the JL, classic and New 52

I can do anything, my ring gives me endless abilities

Your shitty ring only gives you brief invisibility

And even with that power, your ring’s function is pretty dumb

Because you reveal yourself to the enemies that you need to hide from

Frodo Baggins
The one ring is not for those who are not meek

You couldn’t bear it if you tried, it’s not as easy as you think

If you held it for a second, you’d become orange with greed

Only to realize that your precious is the last thing you need

Then as you come to your senses, and your vision clears

The nine fallen kings would make you yellow with fear

I faced these troubles as well, but my friends were my aid

You cannot take up this terrible task alone, I’m afraid

Hal Jordan
That’s enough, jeez I’m getting sick of this guy!

I’m not going to take this from someone less than half my size!

Frodo Baggins
Be at ease Harold, and try to act your age

You’ll become a Red Lantern again if you can’t control your rage

Hal Jordan
You can’t talk, you got pissed and abandoned your best friend

Just because Gollum convinced you that Sam stole some bread

I come through in the clutch, you’re not in the position to boast

You fell corrupt to the ring when everyone needed you most

Frodo Baggins
Those are the last insults that you chose to bring?

I was expecting a little more sting from the Lord of the Ring

You’re trusted with solar systems, but you only make things worse

You fell to Parallax’s curse, and failed your entire universe