User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Round 1 Tournament- Shrek vs. Twilight Sparkle

Dora got pwned by Peach 3-0 in the last battle. Peach will face off against yours truly on Saturday, May 24. Now, we have an interesting and random matchup today. Shrek vs. Twilight Sparkle. This was a challenge, but I think I managed to pull it off. Votes for this battle will be accepted until 12:00 AM US Central Time Friday, May 23.

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS

SHREK

VS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

BEGIN

Twilight Sparkle:

Phew, I'm sorry, but you smell really bad

I'll be chopping onions today, go ahead and get mad

The only spelling you'll be doing is your ABCs

You've got a huge cock? I shot laser beams!

Call me Luna, soon I'll be haunting your dreams

Like you do to our society with your shitty memes

How can you even rap with that crap accent

Get banished, you can walk the moon like Michael Jackson

Shrek:

Do you dare say these things to the likes of me?

With a swing of my dong you'll end up like your tree

You're a princess alicorn? more like bad OC.

You're ugly like Donkey, and way too OP

Don't worry, your ass ass is about to get nerfed

Don't laugh at my fanbase, yours is the worst

This battle's already ogre, laddy

Survive this! (takes out manhood), who's your daddy?

Twilight Sparkle:

Get the buck away from me, go crawl in your swamp

Don't even touch me, or you'll get brutally stomped

my element is magic, yours is just rape

I'm a princess, you're a wrinked green grape

Shrek:

You look like a stripper, and you're named like one too

Like the plushie of a furry, you're about to get screwed

I stretch necks, but it looks like you don't need any help

I want sex, you bitch. now let me hear you whelp.

WHO WON Shrek Twilight Sparkle