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Martial arts expert Chuck Norris faces WWF Wrestler The Rock in a rap battle.

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Anything!

Chuck Norris

vs

The Rock

Begin

Chuck Norris
I will show No Mercy, now Here Comes the Pain!

'''How can you beat me? You couldn’t even beat The Hurricane!'''

I’ll beat you anywhere from Superdome to Madison Square Garden.

My raps will stun you, call me Stone Cold Steve Austin!

My rhymes cause more destruction than the San Andreas Quake.

Dropping bombs more destructive than the Big Bangs that I make...

'''With my kicks! I’m a man that nobody fools.'''

For Chuck Norris doesn’t battle, he allows you to lose.

The Rock
Victory against The Rock will not be easy,

I will choke you down like Rickson Gracie,

I got no time to rap you, I am busy making a movie.

I’mma rip your chest hairs out like Bruce Lee!

I heard that you can count to infinity,

Well, that’s the exact number of your lack of masculinity!

You’re nothing but a joke, that’s what your good in!

Can’t you smell what The Rock is cookin’?

Bruce Lee
I am back to crush this pebble, Waaataaaw

My rhymes are unstable like a verbal Chris Benoit!

I’ll try to make sure you’ll live, don’t worry.

My insults roast you like my fiery Fists of Fury!

You’re rhymes are pathetic, here’s a tip man!

Try getting a session with Yip Man!

Maybe then the combat will be more close.

Cuz’ your raps stink more than what Billy Gun shows!

John Cena
I’m tagging myself in to teach a lesson to these chumps!

While you’re filming movies we take real bumps!

Sit down Dwane, let the doctor do the rapping,

''Hey Bruce! Don’t over react to my verbal aspirins!''

As for you Chuck, joking is all you do!

Your mom made your first joke when she gave birth to you!

You broke rule 5 in your Chuck Kuk Do!

Now you’re both like Brandon Lee, my shots killed the two of you!

Polls
Who Won? (Teams) The Rock and John Cena Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee Who won? (Individuals) Chuck Norris The Rock Bruce Lee John Cena Who's Next? Eclipsa vs Toriel Red vs Brendan Link vs Green Ranger Ruby vs Star II