User blog:TCalderon/Isabelle vs Fluttershy - Rap Battle

For those of you keeping track at home; this is my first time reusing a character against a different opponent, my second battle ever to have a special intro and outro, my fourth battle in a row to use a Nintendo character (or at least a Smash Bros character in the case of Banjo), my THIRD battle in a row to pit said Nintendo character against a cartoon character, and the fourth battle in my little "break" from Weeb Shit vs Anything. Next time, folks. Next time.

Fluttershy, the timid pony of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic vs Isabelle, the secretary of Animal Crossing! These two battle it out to see which clumsy, yellow, and adorable critter is truly superior!

At a local diner, Fluttershy is having some dinner with some co-workers.

"Man, I can't believe that bear and bird beat me and Jake! I coulda sworn I had that battle in the bag!" said Finn the Human, lamenting his latest endevor.

"Aw, don't worry, Finn!" said his good buddy, Fluttershy. "I'm sure you'll get your chance to battle another day."

"When you do, try to aim for your opponent's weakspots! Make them wish that they had never been born!" Said a very enthusiastic Undyne, causing some concerned reactions from the other two. "...sorry, I'm just... really excited for my next fight. I heard she's a tough one!"

"Oh! Well, uh, I wish you luck!" said Finn.

"Oh, um, excuse me!" said Fluttershy, getting up to throw away her food. She disposed of it in a trash can, and went off to put the tray away. Suddenly, though, she bumped into a yellow shih tzu dog girl, causing the poor pup to drop her food! "OH! Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry!"

"Agh!" said Isabelle, wiping the food from her dress. "I-it's fine, really! I should've said something before you turned around!"

"Oooh!" said Fluttershy, "I-I can clean this up for you, and get you another tray! What were you eating!"

"No no, it's fine! It was my fault! I was just being clumsy!"

"No, I insist! It was my fault! I should be more aware of my surroundings!"

"No, it was my fault!"

"It was my fault!"

Isabelle suddenly glared at the yellow mare. "...It was my fault."

Fluttershy glared back. "...No. It was MY fault. And I'd be glad to help."

"Well, that won't be necessary!" shouted Isabelle!"

"OOP! Looks like we got a fight!" shouted Tohru, out of nowhere!

The two yellow critters found themselves surrounded by a large crowd, egging them on to fight each other!

"...Uh, I guess we're fighting, now!" said Isabelle.

"Very well!" said Fluttershy, stretching her arms. "I've been in a scrap before with that witch! I can do it again!"

"Heh! Bring it!"

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwE1SrAVzKI

RAP BATTLE!

FLUTTERSHY

VS

ISABELLE!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!

'''Fluttershy: EEP! Oh, I’m sorry! I don’t mean to make a scene,'''

But this pooch is the lamest politician that I’ve ever seen!

Girl, you look like if they fused Retsuko with Jake the Dog

I help my friends on their adventures, while your game is just a slog!

You’re the biggest sellout that’s ever been brought by your franchise

Introduced in a new game, and then you took everyone else’s spotlight!

Like my duel with Sucy, I will win this fight easy peasy!

Stomp you in the ground, because you’re smaller than a Breezie!

Isabelle:

'''Is a belle about to beat you down? Of that, I am certain!'''

How can you hope to battle when your friends find you a burden?

You can take care of your critters, but don’t ever Cross this Animal!

'''Thinking your show is still relevant? Now that’s just plain laughable!'''

I’ve a knack for having fun, whereas you come off as a bore

Quite a stark contrast from someone who’s homies with Discord

I won’t need the Mayor’s help to beat this pony in a fight

This’ll be your biggest mistake since releasing all those Parasprites!

Fluttershy:

You may as well speak Animalese; nonsense is all I heard from you!

By the time I’m finished, you’ll be more nerfed than Pichu!

You’re franchise is so samey, I can’t tell which game is which!

It’s taking you four years to be ported to the Switch!

At least Mr. Nook has charm; what exactly is your appeal?

Felt as neutral as Maud during your Smash Bros reveal

You’re the lamest Nintendo mascot in existence!

Who gets the most appreciation from weird furry fetishists!

Isabelle:

Flutters, you’re such a blunder; more annoying than your brother!

You may have told off a dragon, but I’m a real Monster Hunter!

Don’t talk smack about furries; I mean, if I’m being frank

You’ve got just as many bronies who’re gushing for your flank!

Your friends are having all the fun, while you hardly ever play a part!

I’m scoring first place on this track like it’s Mario Kart!

This battle’s finished; next time, try something you can handle!

Much like your cartoon, I just left this filly cancelled!

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

-

The crowd of fellow combatants were... disappointed, as the pony and dog were just slapping hands at each other, not actually fighting.

"UGH!" grunted Fluttershy. "I bet you're thinking of giving up, now!"

"Not a chance!" said Isabelle, still slapping.

"...Well this is lame." said Spider-Man.

"C'mon, guys! Let's bounce." said Thanos, as everyone else leaves.

Fluttershy and Isabelle just kinda stood there, realizing that they're the only ones left at the diner.

"..."

"..."

"...Wanna hang out?" said Isabelle.

"...I'd love to!" said Fluttershy.

Who won? Fluttershy Isabelle