User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 1 (season 2)

This battle features...
Ex-superhero who is now a lawyer, Harvey Birdman VS Phoenix Wright, a video game lawyer

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

 HARVEY BIRDMAN

 VS

 PHOENIX WRIGHT

 BEGIN!

 Harvey Birdman:

Alright, Nicky Boy, I’m the true lawyer in this battle, I suggest you leave, I’m superior to you, I was a superhero before this, something you can’t achieve, this is a Showdown of the likes you’ve never seen, you against someone who saved earth, I have the Edge in this battle you won’t even be loved; this isn’t, for it, worth,

the verdict shows that you’re wrong all the time, don’t jump to conclusions, <p class="MsoNormal">let me just say to the Jury that Mr. Wrong is not always Wright, no confusions, <p class="MsoNormal">ignorance is bliss, somethings are better left uninvestigated just leave it at that, <p class="MsoNormal">I was made before you, I was loved by kids, when they look at you they think, “Brat”

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<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Phoenix Wright:

<p class="MsoNormal">HOLD IT! The evidence shows that when you were a superhero you were fired, <p class="MsoNormal">take off the mask, with that on I wonder how you even got the job, or hired, <p class="MsoNormal">so tell me, why would kids like to watch a show about murders and laugh at it? <p class="MsoNormal">I’m a real lawyer, I have all the evidence, skills, ability to argue, you have no benefit, <p class="MsoNormal">couldn’t the creators of your old show come up with a better name? <p class="MsoNormal">I mean seriously, Birdman and the Galaxy Trio, oh my god, that is very lame, <p class="MsoNormal">Ding-A-Ling buddy, you have to wake up and see that you can never achieve anything, <p class="MsoNormal">You may be called Birdman but lets see what you do when I rip off your wings

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Harvey Birdman:

<p class="MsoNormal">Of course, taking the defensive side, you’ll still have no chance at all, <p class="MsoNormal">I knew you were a dead-beat moron when they added you in that rip-off of brawl, <p class="MsoNormal">please come with a better name, Shadi Smith, you’re not Slim Shady, <p class="MsoNormal">now stop, you’re no man, you’re just another man posing as a lady

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Phoenix Wright:

<p class="MsoNormal">OBJECTION! You can’t see the fact that I’m an Ace Attorney, you’re not, <p class="MsoNormal">you’re getting old, from that look on your face I can tell you forgot, <p class="MsoNormal">go into my court, Birdy, if you testify you will be stopped abruptly, <p class="MsoNormal">now into the prison cell you go since the judge just found you guilty

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –TAKE THAT!- HISTORY!

WHO WON?! Phoenix Wright Harvey Birdman