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GravityMan vs Bantha117
STEVIE WONDER VS WONDER WOMAN



STEVIE WONDER VS WONDER WOMAN



STEVIE WONDER VS WONDER WOMAN

GravityMan:

(Begins at 0:12)

Oh you rangutan, mang? I brought no props for your raps

Against a man past his twenties pretending to be a Kid; Flash

You role-played around with Dick; about a cartoon with two seasons,

Following a child’s activity online, is this GIR that I’m greetin’?

You’re threatened; then you poach jokes from MemeGoGo

I’m the elephant  under  Bantha’s skin ; a real beast in the Ringo

Survived my home and coach’s verbal abuse, so give me your worst,

I kicked the mod  who spanked the monkey, yet you’re still butthurt!

Bantha117:

(Begins at 0:35)

Guess you’d go first at   some point, but Sharp’s skills are still dull and his rap’s light

Pencil you in at #2 ‘cuz when Grav fights he’s frag’ like he’s graphite

Harassing Flats and Flashley and outassing the AssyAss

Check the badder Bran ’s  raps, there’s no Grav in the  Avvy Nav

Lived in Cali, stalking Zachy, then went up north on the  teary   trail

Died of dissentery when he stepped to me, that’s how the series of Gravity Fails

Bat in his ass shoved by the Cat in the Hat  that unplayfully kicked him

That’s the name of this game, so Get Rekt Anally, Victim

GravityMan:

(Begins at 0:59)

I don’t give OneShitteh about Munkitteh, Gravy boat is sinking ships

A monkey versus an Italian ? Grav Brand ‘cause I’m owning this!

Take a hint, I’ll drop you at the bottom even if you have a weapon

You’re from the desert  and bombed; NineElevendySeven

You had no DC with DC, like you were on leave to  DC ,

Turn off DC  and attend to issues, don’t go read a  DC

And didn’t you try to get me blocked? Oh yeah! I Skyped asking why,

And then, ugh, thank fuck we’re battling ‘cause I’m finally getting a reply!

Bantha117:

(Begins at 1:23)

And I thought Han was boring, of my opponents you’re the worst

Somehow needier than Cyan with more infernal  perversions per verse

You’ll swallow your pride harder than the mic as I’m causing verbal anguish

Enough showboating, Gravy, let’s get to the point of this Yang tit:

Abandon all hope ye attention-seeking, sock-sneaking peekers

Who peaked early and bitched on the Internet when beat by his teacher

Like your shittiest of dick jokes, it all comes to a head

As the Man called Gravity finds himself falling off his own edge

GravityMan:

(Begins at 1:47)

Aight didn’t like this; here’s a super long review  for why you’re blue

Truth is, any Dude would seem great if all they did was follow Suit

You can’t have Bantha without Ban yet Tiger does it more than you,

Left behind a Pokemonmaster now that you’ve enslaved the Pikachu!

End you like your third season; wrote three battles and then you’re gone

You better change your series name to “Oh God That Wait Is Absurdly Long!”

The melomaniac blew as blue, so now he’s playing second fiddle

In summary; you may have beat the Doctor  but you still [http://images.cdn.filmclub.org/film__2786-doctor-dolittle--detail.jpg Dolittle! ]

Bantha117:

(Begins at 2:10)

The only shots I’d fear from you are the ones you’d fire at your classmates

So non-PC you’re an Apple, but I’m used to kicking   Macs   out  of the rap  Gates.

Dropping Thy  for  Fly  on a dime, falling victim to  Sloth  is your sin

I’m facing Dante, but it’s more like a run-in with the DmC version

Had to drag back the walking dead to scrap past your last round

Here I’d make fun of your battle with Wonder, but  whoops crud I cut it out!

But no matter how deep I can’t meet the beating you got from your own mother

So go pull a Joffrey, “Jeff”, and choke on your own vomit, fucker

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shehitthefloorSHEHITTHEFLOORnextthingyouknowNEXTTHINGYOUKNOWwetalkingbout

Munkee vs Tigger tho

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