Talk:Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible/@comment-172.79.131.235-20160714163438/@comment-24083265-20160714194250

1. Alexander "Take out the sword that I brought and slice you in half like the Gordian Knot"

2. Ivan "You're an asshole with an anastole. I'm heaven sent, divine and holy."

3. Frederick "I'm weary from tearing you a new derriere from here to Red Square!"

4. Catherine "How are you the head of our state when the state of your head was such a crazy one?"