User blog:0ShadowStories/Rocky Balboa VS Mike Tyson

Battle between the fictional boxer Rocky and the world famous boxer Mike Tyson.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Rocky Balboa VS Mike Tyson! BEGIN!

Tyson:

Step back or be smacked by the Brooklyn badass.

1 punch knock out from a walking land mass.

You can't beat me in a boxing match.

I don't see a point to ever having a rematch.

Get too cocky and you better fear.

If you think you can win, i'll fucking rip off your ear.

I'm the boxing champ, there is no doubt.

I'll beat you so fast, it's like playing Punch-Out!

Rocky:

I don't even want a rematch with you.

You'll be down and out, nothing more i'll be able to do.

Yeah i heard you're a bit of a biter.

Guess you're the reason you have to be a moron to be a fighter.

Its the mighty Tyson against the Italian Stallion.

One punch and you'll be feeling a battalion

I'll hit you so fast you won't be able to stand.

At least i don't have the name of a meat brand.

Tyson:

I'm the one who won an olympic game.

You went and put you're family to shame.

Ivan Drago, you got lucky. You won't get that from me.

I'm a real fighter, you're just the embodiment of vanity.

With every fight you get deeper into insanity.

I'm the guy you always wish to be.

Better then any of the others, from Apollo to Mr.T

Rocky:

Go ahead and come at me like an army of thugs.

Do yourself a favor and lay off the drugs.

I'll destroy your ribs, not letting this bastard breathe.

You should just give in, what do you hope to achieve?

When it comes to tough fights, i got an addiction.

Though i'm not the one with a rape conviction.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.