Betty White

"When I lift my moo moo and give you a Golden Girl shower."

- Betty White

Betty White was set to battle Bettie Page in Bettie Page. However, the battle was scrapped. It is unknown by whom she would've been portrayed.

Information on the rapper
Betty White Ludden (born Betty Marion White; January 17, 1922) is an American actress, comedian, and television personality. She is regarded as a pioneer of television, having been one of the first to women to work both in front of and behind the camera. She is also the first woman to produce a sitcom, which helped give her the honorary title of the Mayor of Hollywood in 1955. She is most known for her role as Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls.

Verse 1:
Ho, why don't you go make yourself handy

Dive down and munch on my wrinkled poonannie

You're racist, but you'll feel some White power

When I lift my moo moo and give you a Golden Girl shower

You showed T 'n' A, but who's still relevant? Me

'Cause unlike you, my T and A spells L-E-N-T

Bettie with the I-E, don't try me

I'm old and grumpy, it's been a while since I've had a man inside me

Verse 2:
Ladies and gentlemen, the secret password is "slut"

Lovely bangs, Bettie, you country hoodrat!

You wear those to remind you banging's all that you're good at?

Verse 3:
You went from bondage model to born again Christian

I've been acting since 39, bitch, I'm consistent

Verse 4:
This is just like one of your old fashion shoots, skank

Stick a ball-gag in your mouth, 'cause you just got spanked!

Trivia

 * Had she been used, she would have been the oldest living non-fictional rapper at age 94, beating Stan Lee.