User blog:NeoBranwen711/Dark Samus vs Shadow the Hedgehog ~ Neo's Rap Battles Season 1

Only took like a month and a half this time. Another shorter battle this time, like L vs Rorschach. This was originally gonna be Samus vs Sonic, then Dark Samus and Shadow came in but that was dumb and I was thinking up more ideas for DS v Shadow so I decided to just do it. Here the connection is dark counterparts towards heroes that turn into balls or some shit. This battle is dedicated to Flats because he loves Metroid. Miss u my dude.

Here we go!

Introduction
Neo’s Rap Battles!



Versus!



Begin!

Dark Samus:
Scanning lifeform. A hedgehog, but one never seen before.

There's far too many edges. Hold on. There's more.

Amnesia. Swearing. Guns and a bad attitude

You're clearly an early 2000’s artifact trying to be crude.

You corrupted your franchise, from what I can see.

Now there's so many characters I can't tell what's real and what's an OC.

You rose to fame, the hero of every teenaged boy

But Chaos Control or not, you'll get verbally destroyed.

Built to cure diseases, but can't fix your cancerous fans.

I'll blast a phazon ring in you. Leave nothing to can

The biggest disaster you've been apart of since 06

You can call me Maria, because my lines are sick..

Shadow:
Hmph. Alright Venom, you're one to talk about people past their Prime.

You haven't been relevant since the Wii, get with the times

The era of isolation and exploration has passed

If you wanna be popular now, ya gotta go fast!.

It's no use! I’ll wipe you out with a Sonic Boom

Even the metalhead has more personality than you..

I'm on more screens than Kraid! This phazon faker can't hope to phase me..

You got rehashed in Fusion. Talk about lazy.

You tried to spark hope, force yourself back into people's minds

But all that Echoes now is “Where's that DAMN fourth Metroid Prime?”

Who won?!

Who's next?!

You Decide!

'Neo’s oh no Rap Battles!'

Who won? Dark Samus Shadow the Hedgehog