User blog:Andrew0218/Gregory House vs Medic - Dem Epic Rap Battles Off-season

Just came up with a crappy idea. yay. Also, I've never played TF2 before and I rarely watch House M.D., so please don't mind if I made some mistakes.

The beat

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

GREGORY HOUSE!



VS!

MEDIIIIIIIIIIIC!



BEGIN!

Medic (0:15):
You’ve just met the Medic, so let’s start practicing medicine

And after this, you’ll fInd out that you’re just another specimen

You had a bright future, but then you Overdosed on Vicodin

Beat you so damn fast, my game won’t even finish loading

To erase this medical abortion, I don’t need a hack

I could smack you onto the floor with this frickin ham shank

Support? Scratch that, I’m going Offensive this time

I’ll bonesaw you, vaccinate you when I spit a rhyme

I’m as sneaky as a Spy, and as hot-tempered as a Pyro

While you’re nothing more than a grumpy, narcissistic psycho

I’m gonna flood you with rhymes, like you did to that MRI Scanner

Then I’ll make you die faster than your best friend’s tumor cancer

Gregory House (0:55):
I got 8 whole seasons; you can’t even get another sequel

This dope doc’s rhymes are definitely going to be lethal

I’m such a genius in anatomy; I can perform surgeries inside a bathtub

I spit like a Beggar’s Bazooka, so you’re about to be blasted

About the update thing, Newell made a good choice

The game’s an even bigger failure than your goddamn voice

You keep on killing people, while I’m a world-famous surgeon

And your rhymes are as valuable as your game’s PC version

No pre-diagnosis required, you’re gonna lose in this race

With my burning rhymes, you’re about to be fired like Taub, Amber, and, Chase

Listen up, Medic, for your game, this will be a slaughter

‘Cause the only shooter I appreciate is the one with Stacy Warner

Medic (1:36):
I don’t need any Übercharge to crush your sadistic ass

I’m the Medic, while you’re as useless as that Demoman class

I’ve defeated you real fast, so you can call me Scout

Now go back into the asylum, because-

Heavy (1:47):
-your luck runs out!

Gregory House (1:50):
Say another word, and you’ll get a car inside your house

So just go back to your little game and shut your mouth

Also, yes, I admit, I’m a drug addict and an alcoholic

But you have saved as many people as Dr. Robotnik

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC-



RAP…BATTLES.....

Who won? Gregory House Medic