User blog:Joeaikman/Villains Tourney - Dick Dastardly vs Wes Mantooth

Anchorman villain Wes Mantooth takes on cartoon racer Dick Dastardly to see who the better villain is.

DICK DASTARDLY

VS

WES MANTOOTH

BEGIN

DIck: Newsflash Buddy, your defeat is Pat Pending

I'm gonna win this but I'll cheat, justt to be certain

Like Peter my rhymes are the reflection of perfection

Now go watch your mate Burgundy. And get an erection

My raps are so mean

They're like a machine

And my flow is so ill it'll make you go green

i'll cross the finish line and claim my success

Tune in for your ass whooping on the News at 10