User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Billy Mays vs. Ben Franklin

Ben Franklin
If I were Big Ben Franklin, this mug is very cute.

In the battle of Philadelphia, how can I, let's say we!

You can not sell a bag of crack Rick James. You're out of practice.

Since the death tax, and my victory, it is!

Hacker, you are a fact of Frankenstein jokes QVC companies.

You peddle soap to clean bird droppings from my window!

To create a lyrical coffin, then I will spit Inch Nails

It told me to Arthur Miller's son is the reason for the death of a salesman!

Billy Mays
Hi, Billy Mays here, this special TV offer!

I, please refer to crush the father bald, fat, founder of fashion!

It takes a big slug me, I'm going to Quaker Oats you sow.

I'll be your favorite songs red jacket swing group

Is the division of housing sales, I was the leader of the Lord.

This is the e-mail you've just invented a massive pumpkin!

I have a dragon N bond Benny, but they are meant to shock

If you are using a lightning bolt I saw from my cock!

Ben Franklin
Come on! I protest against this intolerable RAP.

And I'll take your ass cry just a simple process!

Because it is mint, I was my money! I asked a gentleman.

Because it is all about the Benjamin's the reason, you can subscribe to the building, it was dead!

Billy Mays
However, there are other ...... and so on!

[Billy Mays, and die of heart attacks. ]

Announcer
Is there anyone out there, we can end this fight?

Who is that?

Who ...

Vince Offer
I can.

How about you? My camera man, I try to create my rage!

You are a mother to love you until my interest bifocal!

Boy George is your firewood. Part of balsa they can not break!

The fight against your face, dual under Basha Sha!

Therefore, "Poor Richard," the call, they set your style.

I was bad enough, every time I have to see the tip stripper for your time!

Vince's founding fathers is too bad!

I woke up, they lost to the United States after Dad!