User blog:Wachowman/Parody 74 Bantha vs Nail (Oprah vs Ellen)

Inb4 "What's the connection, why these two"

Their connection is very simple

They both haven't had a parody yet...

...enjoy.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BANTHA

VS

NAIL

BEGIN

Bantha
Hey Guys, it's me Bantha, spreading rhymes that are sick,

Time to tell my friend Nail here not a single person find him Epic.

I'll screw up this screw, hammer this in his head til' it goes through,

You can't touch me just like I'm at the Zoo, and you know it's true,

You're about to get beat by a Monkey dude.

(Ohh!) you know you can't beat me, I got this battle in full Swing,

You know you lost cause Admin DWAS says-

DWAS
I think you better just leave the wiki.

Bantha
You can tell all your friends that my favorite thing to say,

Is making other users laugh while you didn't make my day.

Nail
I'm the king of Wiki guess that I'm here to show ya,

AWC's are bad, but let's all get rid of Bantha!

My raps will be 10/10 just like all the blogs I'm making,

Cause I'm the Biggest, Best and Brightest user, now you're aching.

Man, your raps don't ease tension, your Raps just all seem Random,

You act just like a Monkey does as well that you're not handsome.

Your avatar is a baby, That must be why you act like one,

We know what happening here, I won when the rap begun.

Bantha
Sure, you've got some more blogs, and yes I do act crazy,

But at least I can spell the wave right as well as not be lazy.

You make rap battles that almost no one reads,

Almost all of your blogs no comments are seen.

I'm full of success like the Drawer Wiki,

Can't beat AWC's you can't beat me.

Do I need to shout? After this you'll be full of doubt.

I'm on point unlike Nail who's a flathead wanna-be dropout.

From ERB to Five Stars Wiki,

I'm seen as cool from everybody.

I'm the best MC and your conclusion is Drawn,

I won't lose to someone who's name sounds like a Salon.

Nail
Yo man you're talking shit that you're not allowed, Bantha

I get the girls while you play with your ba-nana

I'm more respected, everyone sees that clearly,

My raps will kill you off just like Wachows series.

Check the Wiki Rating list, I'm much higher than you,

Homies with Coupe and Loygan while we should just Ban you.

Your raps are so slow it's like you're a Junkie, (That's right)

And because I'm Epic!

Coupe and Loygan
We'll Ban Tha Monkey.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *A dog is seen playing Poker*

...HISTORY