User blog:Hippie Rat/Charles Manson vs Winnie the Pooh

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GUESS WHO. THATS RIGHT. DEADPOOL. STILL WAITING FOR MY BATTLE.

You'll get it soon, I just need to-

SHUT UP.

Fair enough. Welcome back to Hippie Rat's Battle Raps. Still unthemed and proud of it.

Today we have a battle between Winnie the Pooh, the chubby little cubby, stuffed with fluff, willy, nilly, silly old bear, and Charles Manson, bad to the bone, cult leader, cult classic, rips your ass out to send a message, and quite the message he has to send indeed. It's a battle of cute and cuddly vs rough and manic. Good vs evil. Dumb vs cunning. Innocent vs the exact fucking opposite of innocent. Charles Manson vs Winnie the Pooh.

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Lyrics
Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! Charles Manson vs Winnie the Pooh ! Begin!

Charles Manson:

Deep in the hundred acre wood where monsters, demons play,

Lays a stuffed teddy bear just waiting to get maimed! Hey!

No heffalumps nor woozles nor whozits nor whatzits,

Nor Disney corporatists can step to the mass of Manson cultists!

Bear's barely a competitor to this kinda predator,

You're an imaginary friend to a fictional character.

If I wanted to get to the bear bones of your storyline,

That's a little boy following a bear to the woods - rape time!

Saw that fat ass hanging from a tree trying to get that hunny,

Talk addiction, bitch, tie the knot on that pot, got a noose. That's funny!

You got hell to pay, more shit than your name,

So Pooh girl, let me look at your game.

Winnie the Pooh:

I'm chubby! Full o' stuffing! Naive, but I'm calling your bluff,

Not since I popped my stitches have I seen more fluff.

Your verse dragged on like Owl on his anecdotes,

Your best songs are soft and peaceful, thought you were manic though?

M-M-M-Man, son! You're more a Charles Lee Ray,

The way you fray with this toy, man, that's Child's Play.

I blow my voice so blustery I'll whisk your verse right off the page,

You'd make like Gopher, you're not in the history books anyways.

When You Were Very Young, you were bumping old shops and couldn't read,

Then you were stealing cars, doing time, and sucking on Candy,

Then you went and popped celebrities while crashing at Wilson's,

Now you're locked up for the rest of your life and then some.

So you learned those bad habits from your mother, bother,

And had some trouble figuring out your father, bother,

But wow, you allowed a vow by kowtow to cow those slaughters, bother,

So 'till you can be bothered, TTFN, ta-ta for now.

Charles Manson:

Kaa'm on! This serpent is as trustworthy as the one in Eden,

Toss your carcass off a bridge, but it ain't Poohsticks you're beat in.

I seen your friends on trial for groping up on Disney guests,

Guess asking Owl "hoo"dunnit is the best way to test it!

And I swear that all I tell you is not made up,

Like the wonderful thing about Tiggers is that they make a neat rug.

I'm going hunting Down Under and kicking the tail off an ass,

And, though I know it's not kosher, I'll start frying up some fatbacks.

You're the least PC Disney movie I seen,

Run-ins with mud and you're the fattest black rapper since Biggie,

Time's ticking 'fore you niggers snap 'gainst the whites,

So to hell with this yeller bear, Helter Skelter's run-for-shelter time.

Winnie the Pooh:

Oh bother, you just don't get it, do ya?

You're not scary, not frightening, and you're not a heartless killa.

Sure you got the drop on some Hollywood snobs,

But "icon of macabre"? You're more "gothic heartthrob."

You're a foot-kissin' wannabe prophet of Helter Skelter,

Well I ain't no saint! Yeah, but you ain't Satan neither.

Acted Jesus, gave heebie jeebus, 'til your Passion got banned,

And next time you wanna rap Cheshire Cat, back that ass back to Wonderland.

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

Trivia

 * This is quite possibly the second battle I've ever written that was actually a direct suggestion to me.
 * The first was a rendition of Samus Aran vs Mega Man featuring Solid Snake, suggested by my friend a few years back. That ended up being the tenth battle I ever wrote, and left in the past. I returned to the idea as a part of my Super Smash Bros Rap Battle, where I had Snake rap directly after Samus and Mega Man.
 * I was at first wary about doing this battle due to nostalgia reasons. Winnie the Pooh, Blue's Clues, Peter Pan, and SpongeBob SquarePants were all what I mostly grew up on as a wee baby. I decided I'd do it mainly because we all have to grow up someday.
 * This battle was hinted at on my wiki page with the hint "Soft and cuddly vs Rough and manic"
 * Suggested by Stofferex. Backed by GravityMan. Ishoulddomansonvspooh.jpeg

Polls
Who won? Charles Manson Winnie the Pooh

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