User blog:SANTORYU99/OTERB 3rd Anniversary

Three years ago I stumbled upon this blog and thought it was the funniest shit in the world, so I made a spiritual successor to it and really enjoyed the results, so I kept making more. This is of course, OTERB, and whether you like them or not, they have been making me laugh for 3 years. I don't want to ramble though, I know what you're here for, these are your suggestions (Sorry Clockwork, but hot potato wan't different enough to be included here).

I want you to be relaxed, not hurt your feelings
 * -| Rap God=

But I will get this opportunity

(6 points 6 points)

There is nothing wrong with what I can feel

(6 points 6 points, Slim Shady, you are)

I just think I have this

what happened

But I do not know what it is

If that means I think, that's how we have trouble

A big problem. If he is like a banana, just as you said

I have no chance

This is just a doctor's order

I think rap gods, rap gods

All my people nodded from the front to the back.

Then you think her arm is long enough to hit the box?

They said I was wrapped like a robot.

But I need to put a computer in my genes

I have a laptop in my pocket

When I hit half the cock, my pen disappeared

I won this end and I got a fat knot

I made a life and killed him.

Since Clinton came to power

I think Monica Ruwinkski and his natsuku

I am MC, who is sincere

But, like everything else, it's rude and sneaky

Syllable, destiny haulun (kill everything)

This fluffy, dipped, hippie, hip hop

You do not want to go to a really disgusting game

This rap rap rap

Something behind Mac

Backpack, shit, yapup, yakayakku

Exactly the same time

I will try these stunt acrobats during the exercise

I can still break my mother's table

Put some idiot back and crush it half

Only ironically it is realized

After that, I signed the embers

How can not blow I only fall off the "F" bomb

I felt the anger of my attack

The rapper has for some time

Maxi pad

In fact, this is tragic

I gave this masterpiece to this evil thing

Because I began to feel rap gods, rap gods

All my people nodded from the front to the back.

Then you think her arm is long enough to hit the box?

Let me tell you that it is not too hard to keep this shit

Everyone is looking for the keys and secrets of rap

Immortal like me

Well, as the truth of Blaupause

Only anger and young excitement

I like to keep everyone nervous

Like the asteroid hit the earth

Since then (PPEEYOOM) in addition to shooting the moon, nothing to do

MC took me to this music school

Because I use it as a "rhyme" ride.

I am currently working with students to do new school

I? I'm Rakimu's product

Lakim Shabazz, 2 Pac, N-W-A. Dice, hey, file, reindeer

Yera, Issy, thanks, they have a smooth one

One day of inspiration

Blow and keep in place

Running - D.M.C. concept

In my mother's "rock"

Although I experienced the church, the glory of the fame

And exploded in the flame

Only the Hall of Fame enters the Hall of Fame

on the wall

You think it's all the game

"Until I went through the fire of fire

With the board

Please tell me your thoughts

Young watched little gay

So gay I can say a baby "almost straight" face

They are witnesses of popular events, such as observing church meetings

And awaken the boy you are looking for

Oyay, girl gay

This is all they see

They hold the thumb and gently tap

And "how" a boy, every day from the label

Hey, are watching the boy, you say you see the boy?

I got a "yes" from a boy who is looking for mine

I have all the work for me

I will not ask anyone

Look at my face and find a boy

Basically, guys can not do that

I looked at the same rhythm

I think rap gods, rap gods

All my people nodded from the front to the back.

The way to run the run is NASCAR, NASCAR

Trailer Park Dale Earnhardt, White Garbage God

Krypton, no Asgold, Asgado from this planet

So you will be Saul, i will be Odin

You are a rodent, I am omnipotent

I'm reloading

These bombs soon died

I should not be sober

I die at my feet

But I just said the mind, the zombies are swimming

But I torn your mother's neck

I'm going out

We do not have anything in common, Poodle

I'm Du Berman, you pinch yourself

Respect for weapons,

That's me.

My honesty is cruel

But if i do not use it, i am honest

What will I do for good things?

At least for a while I want to be sure

Somewhere in this chicken, I graffiti,

Enough rhyme

It may try to help it hard to spend time

But I have some conflict

Even if you do not have a signature

The rapper is as hungry as lunch and looks at me

I know there was a while.

This is a cellar king.

But I still like Pharoahe Monch grinding

That's why I broke the rhyme

But sometimes

Appease my skin color

You are too big here

I like this line, I said

About "I'm Back" by Mathers LP

One is when I try to say that I brought seven children from Colombia

Everything is on his line

AK-47, revolver, 9

See if I'm taking off now

I'm not as high as i am but i am

Morphin is always through the portal

You are trapped in 2500 time

I do not know you rhyme

You are not as meaningless as Rapunzel

Fuck and Kotorov

They are normal, fucking is normal

And I bought a new jet gun from the future

To shoot

As if Fabulous Ray Jaw was crazy

Because Fab seems to be a fool

A man's pad of Mayweather

When playing the piano

This is a special person 24/7

Cable channel

So Lei Jie soon went to the radio

"Hey, Fab, i'll kill you"

Singing to you, (JJ de France)

Oh, you are assuming that I am a human being

What can i do to make it into you? I am Superman

Innovation, I'm rubber, so no matter what you say

The carnival sent me, it will stick to you

And I have shown something more destructive than ever before

How to set up the mother's audience

Do not be bored, I know that hatred is always waiting

They will celebrate the day that I can fall

Because i know how to become ambitious

I let the music rise

They make elevator music

"Oh, he is too mainstream.

That's what they did

When they are jealous, they will be confused

"This is popular, not hip hop"

I have found a little melted

Rock, shock pack and pier

I threw "I lost myself"

I do not know how to make such a song

I do not know which word to use

Please let me know when it will happen to you

I will do one of these verses

This is a scene, I accidentally hurt you

How long do you want to kill this poem?

If you are as good as that,

Your song can sacrifice your virginity

Unhealthy school embarrassing, Piljunkie

But please admire these abilities to praise me

I'm full of myself, but I'm still hungry

I will harass myself

If I were a million league

I was sick when I spoke with my tongue

But it is still tongue and cheeks, fuck you

Because I was drunk, Satan took a man's car

I sleep in the front seat

Subversion of heavy D and boy

"It's still a block, but fashionable"

But there are some things in my mind

I can feel tug of war and fight

Angel war magic

What are they looking for from me?

They asked me to rule out the hatred of women

But if you are a bitter hatred, I have

They can be a bit patient, can be more in line with the situation

the difference

But it is sexual intercourse

Life gives you lemon

Do lemonade

But if i can not beat a woman

How can I bake a cake for her?

Do not understand that I am the devil

If you think i have to go abroad, it's a fatal mistake

Spend a long journey

And keep her on her face

Do not be late, are you king?

I do not think so

Why are you king, who can become god

Have you ever seen a girl you've tried?
 * -| Just A Friend=

But she is the year you love, you want to wait

Let me tell you later about the story of my situation

I talk to an American girl

I saw their way to participate in the concert

Her long hair and short miniskirt

I'm on the stage, sweat. Back

I cross the crowd, I guess who I met

I whispered in my ear. "Please come to the photo studio

So you can ask some questions to see if you have 100 proofs.

I asked her her name, she said it was blah-blah-blah

She has 9/10 pants and a very large bra

She was crazy, I took a few photos

I said, "Do you like this show?"

She said: "I really like myself.

I have a junk at the base, which is a slower medieval

But when I asked, she asked her strangely

When I ask: Do you have a husband? She tried to pretend

She said, "No, I have no friends."

Now I will not be careful

That's my singing

You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend

Said he was just a friend, baby

You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend

But you said he was just a friend oh baby

You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend

But he said he was just a friend

So this time I used this sentence

I think that only one friend can not sin

I have friends, it is true

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, Jack

Let's forget that let's talk about it

I was fascinated by a girl named blah-blah-blah

So we started talking.

We spent a lot of time building

Relationship and understanding

I will be planning for us in the future

Everything is very nice and sweet

I do not know what treatment I am doing

After that everything is cool

The journey was over and she returned to school

I called to ask her what to do every day

Every time I call her, it seems that some things are needed

I called in her room and called again.

I said, "Who is that?" Oh, he's just a friend "

Please do not tell me

Property law bust

You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend

Said he was just a friend, baby

You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend

But you said he was just a friend oh baby

You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend

But he said he was just a friend

So I made a great visit to her college

I see a very fine girl

It was a school day, I knew she was there

Results of the first semester

I went to the door and asked her where the dormitory was.

This person let me fill in the form of visitors

Where he taught me

See my Babypuppe, I can say that

I arrived before the dormitory

Can you tell me where is the door?

You teach me where i am

I do not know what this is

So I went into her room and opened the door

Catch it! Guess what i see

Mouth Tan Tan in my mouth my girl,

I was shocked, my heart southward

So please listen to me for the news

Do not talk to the girl who has just said she has a boyfriend

Saturday is 9 o'clock
 * -| Piano Man=

Regular mass

Sitting next to an old man

I like his tonic and gold

He said: "My son can remember for me?

I really do not know what's going on

But it is sad, it is sweet

I know it's done

When I was a young man in his clothes. "

Give us a piano song

Sing our song tonight

Well, we're all in a melody

You are very good to us

John from the bar is now my friend.

He gave me a free drink

And he jokingly lit your smoke

But he is more likely

He said, "Bill, I feel like killing me.

Smile has left his face

"Well, I believe I can be a movie star

When i leave this place

Now Paul is the direction writer

No one has time for his wife

And he is talking to the Navy's David

Maybe it will be life

The waitress is in charge

When a businessman goes slowly into the stone

Yes, they share a drink called "lonely"

But better than drinking alone

Give us a piano song

Sing our song tonight

Well, we're all in a melody

You are very good to us

Saturday it's a good amount

The manager gave me a smile

Because i know that I've seen them

Forget the life of a while

The piano sounds like a carnival

Mike smells like a beer

They sat in the bar and put the bread in the bottle

Please say "how are you?"

Give us a piano song

Sing our song tonight

Well, we're all in a melody

You are very good to us

I hope you can understand the people who are waiting for leadership in Starbucks.
 * -| Accidental Racist=

If I wear a t-shirt, I just want to say that this is Skynyrdd fans

Somehow, my chest red flag is like the elephant in the south corner

I got into the room

Only proud, high rebellious son.

There seems to be a lot of things I am learning, but from my point of view

I am your white man who has just come from the South

I am trying to understand something that can not be done

I am proud of me, but it is not what we do

It's not like you, I can rewrite this story

Our generation has not started this country yet

We still have peace, "to the eggshell, for yesterday to fight"

Southern pride and sandwich between the South

They call it "rebuild", repair the building, and do some tears

150 years later, we still have ruins

I try to put your shoes, this is a good place

But I can not go to someone else's skin a mile

Because I live in the south of the Caucasus

Like you, I'm over, what do you see?

I am proud of me, but it is not what we do

It's not like you, I can rewrite this story

Our generation has not started this country yet

We also make mistakes

A lot of people, we came soon before

Between the pride of the south and the responsibility of the south

Dear Caucasian, I want you to understand

When you are alive, the world really likes what

It's not just because my pants are lame

You should try to know me, really you

My chain is now gold, but I'm still misunderstood

When March from Sherman to the South of the firewood, I was not there.

I would love to be a slave to pay for you, but I can not

I feel like a new, charismatic Django, dodgin invisible white convertible

So when i saw a white cowboy hat, I thought it was not everything

We all think this is a judge "evil" cover, not a book

I want to buy you a glass of beer to talk about clarification

But i look at the red flag, you think i should not be here

I'm just a white man

(If you do not judge my resistance)

Please come from the south

(I will not judge your red flag)

I am trying to understand something that can not be done

I'm proud of me

(If you do not judge my gold chain)

But what we do

(I will forget the bus chain)

It's not like you, I can rewrite this story

(You can not rewrite any historybabys)

Oh, Dilithium

(The relationship with Mason-Dixon needs to be changed several times)

I hope you understand what it is

(I'm black, I've been thinking)

I am a new south

(Finally, you feel me)

I want everything to be right

(past)

This is the pride of the South

(R.I.P. Robert Lee, but I must thank Abraham Lincoln for publishing, and I know what it means)

Really so

This is a fact.

Suppose you are sitting on this table. Do you have a napkin in front of you? Your "left" thing? Or what is your "right" What is the left Or are your rights? Usually take the left thing. That's right. But in the social sense, this is wrong, maybe I can even use the "universe" instead of "society". The correct answer is: "It depends on who first took his napkin" ... yes? If the first person has a napkin on the right, the other person can also take a "right" napkin. Dasel left. Because no one has, another person put the napkin on the left. This is "society" ... first, who determines the price of the country? First, someone should decide the value of the money. How big is the railway railway? What is present? Who will decide these laws and regulations? Because it is the Republic, we all do it? Or is it optional? No! Pick up the napkin and choose all of these! The rules of this world are determined by the same "left and right" principles! In such a society, the balance of the state, once you make the first move, we will follow! In every era, the world is managed by the napkin principle. Those who "eat first" must be respected. Can not everyone play that role? Not dictators or those who are not worthy of being offended. They are "losers". For this table, "big son" or "party master" will first take the napkin. Everyone respects this man.
 * -| Funny Valentine's Speech=

Someone told me that the world would join me
 * -| All Star=

I'm not the sharpest tool in the warehouse

She looked at him with her fingers and my thumb

It has a form of "L" on its forehead

So, with the arrival of the year, they will not stop coming

Take me to the rules and I go to the ground

I am not saying that I did not live for fun

Your brain will be smart, but your mind will be a dam

I have to see too many things

What's the problem

I do not know you will not go

If you do not glow, it will not light up

Hey, now you are all-star, play your game

Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price

All the glory is money

The only star broke the form

It's a cool place, they say it gets colder

They are tied and waiting for the old

But the meteor man is not the same

Judgment through the cave of satellite photo

Our skating ice is thin

The water is warm, so I can swim

My world explodes you?

So i like it, i will not feel bored.

Hey, now you are all-star, play your game

Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price

All the glory is money

The only star broke the form

Hey, now you are all-star, play your game

Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price

All the glory is money

The only star broke the form

I have asked, I made some changes to the gas

I have to leave this place

I said yes, what kind of concept

I can use my own fuel

We can change a little bit

So, with the arrival of the year, they will not stop coming

Take me to the rules and I go to the ground

I am not saying that I did not live for fun

Your brain will be smart, but your mind will be a dam

I have to see too many things

What's the problem

I do not know you will not go

If you do not glow, it will not light up

Hey, now you are all-star, play your game

Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price

All the glory is money

The only star broke the form

All the glory is money

The only star broke the form

This is a simple one! (E, e)
 * -| The Nutshack Theme=

This is a simple one! what did he say

This is a simple one! (Oh yes yes yeeeah)

This is a simple one! (Hey i'm in this shit!

This is a simple one! (Oh, do not forget your boy angel!)

This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)

This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)

This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack ...)

This is a simple one! (Hello there!)

This is a simple one! (This hit!)

This is a simple one! (impressive!)

This is a simple one!

"Sco" of Phil, PI of Jack

Horaisio and Horat wake up!

Titodick, "Dick Man", baby!

He teaches Phil, love the woman

Jack is cool, he's lazy, he's still learning '

Other cherry pie, he was a virgin

Know cheetah, a week of freaks ah!

Phil's house servant, Jack wants to keep her

But it did not happen!

Like a suitable person

Hold it, I will trigger it and inhale

Breathe the breathing mask into my lungs

I have grapes

This is a simple one! (E, e)

This is a simple one! what did he say

This is a simple one! (Oh yes yes yeeeah)

This is a simple one! (Hey i'm in this shit!

This is a simple one! (Oh, do not forget your boy angel!)

This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)

This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)

This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack ...)

This is a simple one! (Hello there!)

This is a simple one! (This hit!)

This is a simple one! (impressive!)

This is a simple one!

This is a simple one!

This is a simple one!

This is a simple one!

This is a simple one!

Final Words
Everything disappears like a breath on the mirror, and everything you have vanished is gone. Whenever he comes, Dr. and I are always there. But the times have changed, and I have to do that We are all human beings in life, that's good. As long as you remember all the people you used before, you had to move. I will not forget this party. Somehow i swear I always remember about my doctor

Wise words from the 11th doctor as he regenerated, and one of the final things I'll leave you with. For I too must change and leave behind the me of the past. ERB wiki, this is goodbye.

Of course I cannot leave that abruptly, I still must say that I might not be gone forever. If ERB comes back then I will lurk on this wiki for news and maybe pop in chat to say hi, but that's only if they come back. I see no reason for me to stay on this wiki otherwise. And I will still keep in contact with some of you, but not through the wiki, I'll still talk to Jose through twitter, and Icey and Killer through Skype (which is a good place to find me if you want to contact me). But for the rest of you that never knew me or saw me as filler or something, this is goodbye.

See you space cowboys. -Jordan A.K.A SANTORYU99