User blog:Four4/Graphic Rap Battles of Gaming Ep. 2 - Aiden Pearce vs Sly Cooper



Ohai. Thought I forgot about this? You wish! I'm back with Episode 2 of my newish series, and this time, Sly Cooper, the eponymous thief from the series of the same name, battles Aiden Pearce, the vigilante hacker from Watch Dogs, to see who is the better masked rebel.

Beat - Aiden starts at 0:20











Aiden Pearce:
Sit down and Watch this Dog with lines my lines clean and intact

You're a glitch compared to my greatness, consider yourself hacked

I don't look back, I don't regret, I look forward and see

You'll be a forgotten part of history, like that Kid from Tenessee

I'm The Vigilante, call me Batman, scamper away, kid, scoot

You're only cartoon roadkill dressed up in a hat and boots

I'll be hiding out behind my racks of cash, I've hacked those back accounts

You're game is so phony you wouldn't know what a real story is all about!

Sly Cooper:
Ringtail against a heartbroken coward? Don't make me laugh

I'll whup your masked ass on the city of Chicago's behalf

You see this cane, man? It's gonna be Pearcing your heart soon

This is a lyrical slaughter, like a Fox sneaking into a chicken Coop

I've stolen diamonds, rare stones, and I've stolen a new Bently

I make allies with every crime, but I'll stop being so friendly

Stick these rhymes in a Vault, 'cause they're precious and rich

I'm the master thief, you're just Chin's little snitch!

Aiden Pearce:
I won't need the luck of the Irish to beat you, it seems

You, a master thief? Kid, only in your wildest dreams

I'm a good guy, nice guy, I won't hit any civilians

I'm crafted for brilliance, that's why my game made millions

I spit hard, cold raps, whereas Ur's Bisoft

I won't let up on the pain, I'm a new star on Microsoft

I'm on a quest for vengeance, you're a pathetic animal banging a fox

They compare me to Walt for a reason, I'll be the one who knocks!

Sly Cooper:
I've got Clockwerk raps, so sharp and stinging

You and I can tell, I've been winning since the beginning

Trying to pull the classic insults, you Sly Dog, you

You'll be nothing in a month, but that, you already knew

You wanna see a pathetic animal, just look in the mirror

There was a reason your game was voted the Worst of the Year

I'm a Playstation All-Star, with a pimp cane by my side

So I can say with confidence: Your victory is denied!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP- *logo is stuffed in a duffel bag* *mumbling* battles of history!!!

Who Won? Aiden Pearce Sly Cooper