User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Aegislash vs King Arthur



Welcome, to a new Pokemon vs History battle that isn't an off-season! Yes, the second battle of Generation 2 is finally happening.

This week, we have the sword and shield excalibur-based ghost and shield pokemon Aegislash versus the heroic knight of the legendary round table, King Arthur, played by the wonder-ful fgt that does the Video Games vs History stuff.

I would also like to thank Wonder for making the title cards, cover art, and for the first time, the endslate. I would also like to thank Bre for getting the idea started when I asked a bunch of things in chat.

Now that the credits and stuff is all said and done, let's get this face-off of fictional fables onto the majestic steed of victory, shall we?

Casting
EpicLloyd as Aegislash (Voice)

NicePeter as King Arthur

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY



VERSUS



BEGIN

The Battle
Aegislash (Shield Stance):

It’s me, Aegislash, against a king who can’t do a sword dance!

I pull a sword from the stone and convert it into the shield stance!

I’ll wreck this knight tonight, evolving with a Dusk Stone

According to my stories, This king is waiting to be overthrown!

I engage in pursuit, only to find you never fought a dragon

I think it’s safe to assume your whole legend never happened!

You should head back to Lancelot and find the Holy Grail

Accept success in this quest, that’s the only way you won’t fail!

King Arthur:

A sword challenging me? Ha! Well, isn't this quite the fable?

Just try your cheap mind-tricks. I've got the Knights of the Round Table!

Chosen by a sword of legend, you should know I'm true royalty,

And as it's your case to detect that, it's best that you just bow down to me.

I strut with that Swagger, Excalibur gripped tight in my hands.

I'm backed by hundreds of men, so you best change your stance!

Rhymes so hot, it's super effective! You best learn to Mordred this king!

I'll keep you sheathed away where you belong, in the back of a PC.

Aegislash (Sword Stance):

You should at least grab a horse, that way you might have a chance

Make this warrior feel horror, and swap to my sword stance!

I can detect leadership, I can’t see if you have some

I’ll haunt you like a ghost, once my sacred sword has won!

Call this the Battle of Camlann, since Arthur’s about to faint,

I’d say ‘go to Merlin’, but not even he can change this battles fate!

You can take your Mists of Avalon and shove them up your ass!

Then I’ll show this Celtic why he should never remember his past!

King Arthur:

Your attacks were a False Swipe. I pull my hard rhymes from stone!

You'll be needing your King's Shield, for I assure you're getting owned!

I've fought dozens of wars, brought honor to my father's name,

Made my claim in Camelot, while your kind will faint all the same.

I slash an Aegislash. Your best trait is possession!

I'm a charismatic leader, while you have no facial expressions.

I've left you redder than your shinies! You could never beat a lord!

Best your professors rename your title to "Pawn Sword".

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?



EPIC RAP BATTLES

~Long sword sounds clanging~

POKEMON VS HISTORY

poll
Who Won? Aegislash King Arthur