User blog comment:CamTheWoot/Team CKC's Rap Battles 01: J R.R Tolkien vs George R.R Martin Rewrite/@comment-3401602-20160501234242

This was pretty well done. I loved how many references there were that ERB missed.

"Just like your wolves, your chances here are gettin' dire,"

"You mock tits and cocks and knock nudity as filler,

Hypocrisy en bloc! Note the fiery vagina on a pillar."

"But you can’t kill off your heroes; well, except for Sean Bean."

"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die,"

"Because my pen is my sword! And my bow! And my axe!"

"Call me Jaime Lannister, cos I’m the Tol-kein slayer."

"So I know you’ll get it when I say you’re Tolkien’ from your R's."

All these lines are ones I loved. I'd say you guys did fantastic, and I'd love to see more.