Wright Brothers

"We're the Wright brothers, and there can't be no other!"

- Wright Brothers

The Wright Brothers are a team that consists of Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright that battled the Mario Brothers in Mario Bros vs Wright Bros. They were portrayed by Link Neal and Rhett McLaughlin, respectively.

Information on the rappers
The Wright Brothers, Orville Wright, born August 19, 1871, and Wilbur Wright, born April 16, 1867, were two American brothers, inventors, and aviation pioneers who are credited with inventing and building the world's first successful airplane and making the first controlled, powered, and sustained heavier-than-air human flight, on December 17, 1903. From 1905 to 1907, the brothers developed their flying machine into the first practical fixed-wing aircraft. Although not the first to build and fly experimental aircraft, the Wright brothers were the first to invent aircraft controls that made fixed-wing powered flight possible. Orville Wright died on January 30, 1948, and Wilbur Wright died on May 30, 1912.

ERBoH Bio
Salutations, this is the official bio of The Wright Brothers. I am Wilbur and this is my brother Orville. We are the first men to successfully have a controlled flight in the sky, isn't that right, Orville? Yes, it is Wilbur! Excellent Orville. Hooray Wilbur! We're from Ohio, but this exciting event happened on December 17th, 1903 in the town of Kittyhawk, North Carolina. What a wondrous day, Orville! It surely was Wilbur! Then, after that we continued to build and tweak until we had created The The Wright Flyer III which I, Wilbur, flew for 24 miles in 39 minutes 23 seconds, while Orville stayed on the ground and watched. That's correct Wilbur. Thank you, Orville! Pardon me Wilbur, but when will it be my turn to fly? Orville, you're a better watcher than a flyer. No, Wilbur, mommy says I should get to fly too! Orville, the planes cannot support the weight of two men and I called pilot! But, Wilbur, I'm the one that got us into the bicycle business which made us think about the mechanics of flight. Shut up, Orville! No, YOU shut up, Wilbur! Excuse us, we tend to get carried away. The point is, we are both the first men of flight, right Orville? I said shut up, Wilbur!

Lyrics
[Note: Orville in dark brown, Wilbur in light brown , both in normal text.]

Verse 1:
We're the Wright Brothers, and there can't be no other!

We don't wanna cause trouble. Are you looking for your lover?

'Cause your princess is in our castle now! Yeah, she's gone.

We stayed up all night,   playing Donkey Kong.

Before us, people only used to fly in balloons!

You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?

You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life!

So just dudda dudda dudda  back down in your pipe!

Verse 2:
We don't need to fight. We're the fathers of flight!

Representing North Carolina! Aiiiiight!

We'll be pressing all your buttons  like we're the controller!

Conquer every level of  your 2-D scroller!

You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something.

We're gonna beat you so fast,  it's like we're holding down the B button!

Trivia

 * They are the first duo to rap together, alongside the Mario Brothers.
 * They are the first duo in a two-versus-two battle to have existed in real-life, as Mario, Luigi, Batman, Robin, Sherlock Holmes, and Dr. Watson are all fictional.
 * They made a brief cameo appearance in an ERB News hosted by Charles Darwin, which was uploaded a few months before their battle was released.
 * They are also the first and only team so far to appear in monochrome (sepia).