User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Announcement: Epic Rap Battles of Comic History

''The setting is Metropolis. The Daily Planet's lights are out and everything is silent. Out of the local jail flies in everyone's favorite man: SUPERMAN! He rests on a nearby building and the camera follows him. He takes notice.''

Well hello'', citizen. ''You may know me as Superman, the Protector of Earth. When I'm not saving the world, I'm chatting with people as for I am a reporter in my daily life. But I will not give away my identity. Recently, I've talked to a small time rapper named LakuitaBro or something like that.

He pulls out a journal and flips to a page.

See, LakuitaBro is planning a series that involves characters from comics. Manga, comic books, cartoon strips, webcomics, you name it. Now I asked him for some hints, of course, of who will be in it.

He pulls some pictures out of the page.

Now for the first fight, there's something about two sailors fighting. The first opponent is stretchy, to say the least. The other appears to be your typical sailor, however there's no chance HE'S getting scurvy.

He puts them back and flips to the next page.

Here he mentioned something about inkblots and that he's always watching. His opponent appears to have an affinity with detective work... and is always hunchbacked for some reason.

He puts them back and flips to the next page.

Now this is something special. He finally did a Marvel character. But low and behold it's Dragon Ball. It appears it's a battle of the angriest characters, and such, it shall probably an all caps battle.

He puts them back and flips to the next page.

Well this one is actually a rivalry. Ones games are better than the other's. Ones anime is better than the other's. So which one is the better manga? Or in this case, the better MONga.

''He puts them back and flips the page. This time, he is surprised.''

I don't remember this one! I'm involved in it! Who is this Marvel imposter! I'm the only one who can have an S on his costume. I have to go find htis guy and teach him a lesson, see you later for a future battle.

''Superman flies off into the distance. The camera fades.''