User blog:MrAwesome300/Jim Morrison vs. Kurt Cobain. Epic Fan Battles of History 8.

Hey, welcome to another Epic Fan Battle. It's kind of crazy that I've gotten to 8 battles already, but putting that aside, this battle is between two rebellious and short-lived rock stars: Kurt Cobain of Nirvana vs. Jim Morrison of The Doors.

Battle
EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY! JIM MORRISON! VERSUS! KURT COBAIN! BEGIN!

Kurt Cobain: Morrison, you've already been boring, sending me straight outta town

With your half-assed songs and your depressing remaining frown

The Doors? Are you trying to make a band or sell a house?

You're just a ripoff of Mick Jagger, with no swagger and a dirty mouth

My win is In Bloom, you have to try two times to love

I even get grade-a compliments when I'm rocking out in Heaven above

Jim Morrison: Only spirit you ever had was being a major psychopath

With a weird f**king band and a depressing life, can't you just laugh?

I mean, really, what do mosquitos have to do with Teen Spirit?

They say you changed the 90s with your songs, I'm glad I'm dead when I hear it

Little swimmin' babies even see you and then go cry at the sight

But Courtney didn't cry when I Lighting My Fire last night!

Kurt Cobain: You know, Morrison, you should change your band name to The Losing Little Asses

Go visit Dave Grohl and finally just get rocking classes

I couldn't care less about Courtney, she can fall down a Hole

I killed myself because your songs literally destroyed my soul!

(Kurt then goes up to Heaven.)

Kurt: You think you can win? Let me send a special friend. Live from Heaven, it's freakin' Jimi Hendrix!

Jimi Hendrix: Damn! Man, your songs got weirder and weirder

I couldn't even think of those lyrics if I smoked Purple Haze in a mirror

The Wind Cried "No!" when it heard your Ed Sullivan Show crap

There's a reason why I rocked at Woodstock while you were takin' a nap

We both died of overdoses? That was just a hoax for me

I actually died of a heart attack when I heard your so-called "symphonies"!

Who won? Kurt Cobain (w/ Jimi Hendrix) Jim Morrison