User blog:0ShadowStories/Krieg VS Vaas

Battle between these two crazy guys from Borderlands and Far Cry 3 respectivly. (Note: this is meant to be random due to who these two are.)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Krieg VS Vaas! BEGIN!

Vaas:

Oh look, its the walking definition of vanity.

Have i ever told you the definition of insanity?

Doing the same thing every fucking time!

Expecting a different result, you know, like when you try to rhyme.

You think you're the crazy one?

I'm the mad pirate, and i'm not done.

You wanna fuck with me?

I'll stab you and parade that mask for everyone to see!

I'll let you be my next kill.

If the jungle doesn't eat you alive, I will.

Krieg:

Dance to the drum beat of this ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick!

(I don't know what we just said, but let's beat this prick.)

(Steping up to Krieg is like rolling dice.)

WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?

(He may not like my voice, but i he no longer has to pout.)

STOP JUDGING ME! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

(I don't think this dumbass can see.)

NOBODY KILLS ME BUT ME!

(We'll be tasting your blood while you taste defeat.)

HOLD STILL ASSHOLE, TIME TO GRIND THE MEAT!

Vaas:

I may be crazy, but you are missing a brain stem.

I'm making a choice, THEM or ME? ME or THEM?

I'm disappointed, you showed so much promise.

Oops sorry, was i too dishonest?

ARE YOU DEAF? I said GET OUT OF HERE YOU CHICKEN FUCK!

You lost your mind psycho? Guess thats a 'stroke of bad luck.'

We're all mad in here in this crazy joint.

The world is diagonal, and I'm the balancing point!

Krieg:

(Every single task given, we know what it entails.)

Now to SCRAPE YOUR FACE FROM MY FINGERNAILS!

(Time to make him learn what we do to kinds like his.)

I'll Show YOU what a BADASS is!

(This is the message we are trying to send.)

I'LL RIP OPEN YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!

(A siren is in trouble. Help her, we've beat this daisy.)

URGH! TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.