User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Isotope's Rap Battles of Internet Culture S1 - Vine vs Vimeo

Two battles in a couple days? What is this? (insert non-religous holiday here)? I wish... I just wanted to make up for Siri vs Cortana's delay. This one actually was pretty easy to write. There's more Vine than Vimeo, but still. A bunch of refrences to spare. This battle was really fun to write. I got this done pretty effiencently.

Beat: Mr. Silly by ObieDaz The BeatOven

Battle
Vine is in  light green, and Vimeo is in light blue .

ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE



VERSUS



BEGIN! (Battle begins at 0:34)

Yo wassup Vinesters! In 6 seconds watch me,

Take down this pitiful, sad YouTube wannabe!

Lemme tell you, your design is not on fleek!

I'll bet you look up to DailyMotion and LiveLeak!

Some say you're preferred over YT, but that's debated.

Some Tubers may've immigrated when Google+ intergrated.

You and I can't be compared, we aren't like one another.

Your creators look like an indie band cover.

"Let's make an app where run time is severed" Wow! Brilliant!

Vine, you're a glorified beggar. "I want 10 million!"

I don't need six seconds to predict it since you started running.

Honestly, most of your biggest users saw it coming.

So they jumped ship! And moved to Snapchat or Instagram.

You've been a dead corpse for a couple months, man!

You've been rotting on the inside, death to the Vine Nation!

End this decasecond plague! Save us from the Vine compilations!

WHAT ARE THOSE! Oh, only 1 million videos on your website.

When Sasso gave me lemons, I basked in the limelight!

I'll forever be better! I'm tenfold of what you'll ever be!

You'll learn of what happens when you fight the Final Cut King!

After all this mature content and animal abuse, honestly,

Twitter finally put you in the coffin, oh the irony!

But with all these bad pranks, I'm not gonna lie...

You're where bad memes are made and good memes die!

Uh-oh, seems like someone's made that they're unoccupied.

My Viner fanbase is global, homie! Totally worldwide!

DAB ON 'EM! I will soon die, but my legacy shall live on!

I'm in the meme dream team! I may lay dead but I still twenty-won!

"Legacy"? You already got replaced by a lip-syncer.

Truthfully, your humor couldn't get any cringier.

So I'm glad you're done with that wince-incuding crap!

Your jokes last shorter than the videos on your app!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



ISOTOPE'S RAP- ISOTOPE'S RAP- ISOTOPE'S RAP BATTLES OF INTERNET CULTURE

Who won? Vine Vimeo

Hint stuff
Hint explained:

Trogdor is made out of "Consummative V's", Vine and Vimeo start with V

The play button is a hint toward the video sharing aspect of the sites.

Hint for next battle:

Coming soon!