Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers

Epic Rap Battles of History #13 is a thirteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features actor Mr. T rapping against the host from the children's show "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood", Mr. Rogers. It was released on September 14, 2011.thumb|300px|right|Epic Rap Battles of History 13

Cast
Nice Peter as Mr. Rogers

DeStorm as Mr. T

Lloyd Ahlquist as Everybody Else

Lyrics
Mr. T

I pity the fool, who tries to step to Clubber Lang

Call me BA biceps, 'cause I'll crush your whole gang.

Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little trolly the train

and watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain, sucka!

I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves,

you couldn't even beat me in the land of make believe.

I will Mr. T bag you in the closet cemetery.

Nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary.

Mr. Rogers

Hi there neighbor,

I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.

I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over

so I don't get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.

I like you just the way you are, one in a million

but it looks like the barber gave your head a Brazilian.

I pity your neck, Mr. Gold Chains, you got too many.

The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.

I teach the whole world of children, I can tell

you call yourself "T" cause your too dumb to spell.

Mr. T

Who you calling dumb, fool?

Mr. T only needs one letter

Hello?

It's for you, Bill Cosby wants his sweater.

You're a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy ass house

I'll get Hannibal, Murdoch, and Face to stop you out.

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, sucka!

and your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters.

So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,

how 'bout I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, fool!

Mr. Rogers

Watch what you say, kids love me more than lunch.

I'm not the one with my face on some whack ass Captain Crunch.

When my plan comes together you won't even see it coming.

I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.

I'll say this once, Laurence, I hope it's understood.

Get right back in your van, and get the fuck out of my neighborhood.

Getting the Joke
Both rappers have the first nickname of "Mr". Mr. T is a boxer/wrestler who usually wants to pound his opponents and "pitys the fool" while Mr. Rogers was always calm and assuring.

Trivia

 * This rap battle was released in the iTunes store on Sept. 13 (before the release on youtube).
 * This is the first rap battle where someone (Lloyd Ahlquist) plays more than one person.

Poll
Who do you think won? Mr. T       Mr. Rogers