User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Stan Lee vs Hugh Hefner

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Playboy Magazine  founder Hugh Hefner faces off with Marvel Comics writer Stan Lee to determine who is the better magazine publisher. Who wins? You decide!

Hugh Hefner:

Hello, and welcome to the Playboy mansion

I’m about to put this mustached fool’s ass on ransom

I party it hard with the Girls Next Door

Stop showing up in everything, you god damn attention whore

I’ve come a long way since my days with Esquire

Since then, I’ve created a legacy, an adult entertainment empire

After I read your comics, I put them in the trash can

Your characters will always be second to Supes and Batman



Stan Lee:

Stan Lee here reporting from the comic book hall of fame

It’s time I put this old pervert’s ass to shame

My stories and characters are loved by millions around the world

<p class="MsoNormal">Your magazine is only read by guys who can’t get a real girl

<p class="MsoNormal">FYI, the public loves to see me make my cameos

<p class="MsoNormal">In this rap war-game, I’m the Generalissimo

<p class="MsoNormal">Here’s a cold hard truth that you should know, Hugh

<p class="MsoNormal">Even my billionaire creation is a better ladies’ man than you

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Hugh Hefner: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">A war-game, huh? Well you’re the worst opponent I’ve fought

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll run you over with my car and then with my yacht

<p class="MsoNormal">Your age is showing, since your raps come as slow as molasses

<p class="MsoNormal">You must be hiding something with those big huge glasses

<p class="MsoNormal">Here’s the E! True Hollywood Story about how I kicked your ass

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t step up to a pimp like me who has true class

<p class="MsoNormal">Take all your shitty heroes, and get out! You’re through!

<p class="MsoNormal">Next time, think before facing the one true Playboy, Hugh

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<p class="MsoNormal">Stan Lee:

<p class="MsoNormal">All you do is sleep with dimwits who could hardly pay for college

<p class="MsoNormal">While I have a wife who’s faithful, suck on that knowledge

<p class="MsoNormal">Who’s a major force in comics? Yours truly, Stan the man Leiber

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t survive against me or my posse of True Believers

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve built an empire myself, and it’s more respected than yours

<p class="MsoNormal">With beloved heroes like Hulk and the Mighty Thor

<p class="MsoNormal">Go and run back to your castle full of idiotic whores

<p class="MsoNormal">That was a Marvel-ous victory, bitch! Excelsior!

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Who won? Stan Lee Hugh Hefner