User blog:Natemamate/happy wheels battle royale

pogostick guy
hello there segway guy

its me pogostick

im the best rapper in the world

so come at me

its nein nein nein percent impossible to beat me

hahaha

segway guy
not fair man this is cheatsy

spikefalls what ever

im the main character

i will end you within seconds

yeah

wheel chair guy
you retards

im the oldest

so listen up

im the wheel chair guy

and a hobo

prepare to

inresponsible dad
stop right there

you idiots

its me the dad

prepare to kneel before me before i own you

my son billy will die but i will survive

and prepare for me to kill you

jim bonnaci
hold on guys im your creator

let me rap

its better

im the meanest guy around

and im not gay

lets start if you there steve

who cares about you

and pete go rot in hell

willy and bobby

screw you

i am the creator so kneel