User blog:Thecoldboringguy157/Theodore Rosevelt Vs George Washington

Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of Fantasy

George washington

Vs

Teddy Rosevelt

Begin

George:

I chopped trees better when you did i freed your country first my name is George washington Bitch your a childs toy you think you can out rap battle against me pls the only thing you invented are the arrows and bows when i led our country to freadom and gold

Teddy:

ha you think your better than me with those crappy ryhmes people respect me even if i throw them off a cliff you freed our country ha? your teeth is made out of wood the time people listen to me you'll be gone ill get the whole crowd by just saying Whatz up bitches?

accouncer:

whats this?*earthquake*

whats happening?

it's it's

Abraham lincon

Abe:

What are you doing huh 2 presidents fighting each other i've been slap 2 presidents in a row if i didn't poke hitler with this giant stick ill throw you both in my stinky armpit but first i'm gonna tell you the truth cause both of your presidents has something in common let me start with you there George you chopped of your teeth to make your teeth you didn't tell a lie but you fuck about the sea?you were greatful you lead the country to freadoom and recreation but you let your country to hunger and devastion and now with you there Teddy '''bear you think your great? you got shot but you didn't stop for the hospital and no hate? wow come on men give me some slack our faces our in mount fucking rushmore you freed the indians just like me? i freed black people and people couldn't call me racist so your just rewriting history but with a different david now go back to all your homes or ill bitch smack you equal and leave this place like its a sequal'''

Announcer:

'''who won? '''

whos next?

you decide

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