User blog:MonkeyInATank/Gandhi vs The Hulk

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GANDHI!

VS!

THE HULK!

BEGIN!!!

Hulk:

My name is the Hulk, they call me Incredible

Your hunger strike made you so skinny, you look edible

I've been in movies and books, no one knows who you are

Me strong, I can throw your body into the stars!

You pick the wrong day to mess with Bruce Banner

Don't piss me off, Hulk synonymous with anger!

Sorry, Gandhi, me tear apart you and your pride!

I can destroy you, even though you've already died!

Gandhi:

I was a symbol of peace until my assassination

The center of peaceful protest fascination

My name is Mohandas, you can't compete with me

You were born in a radioactive factory

I'm a saint, you're a gruesome creature with big fists

If you think you're gonna win, you're gonna get dissed

Your heroic reign is coming to a close, Bruce

This battle will cause more bloodshed than World War II

Hulk:

You make Hulk angry, you gonna get bashed!

I'll punch your nuts in and scream "Hulk Smash!"

I have big green muscles, kick ass with kung-fu!

My rhymes make a joke of you and your Hebrews!

Gandhi:

When will you realize you can't beat me, Hulk?

Just go back to your laboratory and sulk

I fight for the Indians, and this battle is ours

I'll drop gamma bombs on you just like how you got your powers

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!! Who won? Gandhi The Hulk