User blog:Jella141/Jella141 vs Iamthelegion - Epicnail's Compliment Tourney (Round 1)



Welcome, this a battle between two Australian dudes known as Jella141 and Iamthelegion for Epicnail's Compliment Tourney. Vote in the comments and stuff after you've read it to decide who you think should go through to the next round!

Also, the cover was made by Jella, ye.

Jella141:
Greetings, I couldn’t help but catch a glimpse of your magnificent presence.

With an Aussie body like that, it’s surely making this sheriff jealous.

We both come from the same country, yes, we are indeed alike,

Except for one immense difference: your battles are far superior to mine!

Jella’s flow is wobbly like jelly; lacking the accurate quality and experience!

My compliments aren’t even near worthy compared to your pure brilliance!

I should probably admit, your lyrical style is the greatest I’ve ever seen,

So call me Martin Luther King, ‘cause my victory against you is just “A Dream”.

Iamthelegion:
Spectacular! I'm honoured to hear such great words from this real great fella!

Terrific! Flowed with such tenacity, this verse could only have come from Jella!

Amazing! I've done over a hundred battles, not one of them could help your season!

Natural! You can do anything with rap, excluding solely losing to this legion!

Dynamic! Every word a miracle, delivering FATALITIES in and out of tourneys!

Unbelievable! You call me an equal? You're lethal! I'm sure to leave on a gurney!

Palatial! Call your verse a mansion, every word builds up to a breathtaking crescendo!

Jihadi! Slaughtered a former tourney winner, murdered Trent; I'm not worth a memento!

Jella141:
Look at how well you executed that verse; my, how that was stunning!

Always making it into top blogs, bro, you deserve a medal or something!

The Mass Effect of your raps is diminishing my foul HERB-al odour!

Popping a cap in my ass faster than I could pop open a can of soda!

You took on Pink for Loyg’s heart; pushed the air out of her like a fart!

I can’t live up to your standards; my covetous nature is tearing me apart!

So with my last breath, there’s one more thing I need to get off my chest:

Don’t listen to the haters; your legacy will certainly last longer than all the rest!

Iamthelegion:
Eloquent! For the hell of it this eminent federalist dispelling this with every element!

Luscious! Only thing that can describe golden lines thread together so affectionate!

Lucrative! Your very words enriching this mind which otherwise is worth naught! Intriguing! Every edit oh so substantive and provocative of the deepest thoughts!

Bold! Your alliances are tactical decisions that'd leave Machiavelli impressed!

Arboreal! Crushing this Saiyajin with your Tree of Might; I've lost I must stress!

Backhanded! I almost believed that I could come up against a Killer who's twice O!

Yes! Only your humility, sole rival to your skill, could make THIS card have hope!

Who won? Me You Nail