User blog:ShaunoftheRed/If there was a Peter vs Homer (Which there won't be)

Epic rap battles of history!

Peter Griffin!

vs!

Homer simpson!

begin!

Peter:
Oh hey look at this,

A googley eyed yellowbellyed anus,

I'll be fair, you used to be famous,

But now you've kill your show. Hey you should be gracious,

That your show's been replaced by the likes of yours truly,

Family Guy is the better show, you're just a bully,

Strangling your son? I'll call the police,

Have Joe chase you down and to me, that's just peace,

You had good jokes in the past but now you are one

Just let your show die in peace, 'cause let's be honest. You're done!

You're immature audience couldn't handle out humour,

The Simpsons are better than us? Now that's just a rumour!

Homer:
You may be more popular now, That's true.

but you're racially offensive. just ask Apu,

And you think you're pop culture references are so great?

All you do is give teens some dirty joke on a plate,

Our humour's been killin' it, (Since the 80s!)

You've been ripping off of us, because you're just jealous,

Your Meg jokes and your "Stewie-gay" thing?

This is proof to us that your show is crumbling,

My catchprase is timeless, What have you got?

Even Bart's dorky friend knows you'll all be forgot,

By the year, 2020, while our legend shall carry

and everyone knows you're a GREAT BIG PHONIE,

Peter:
Nyehehehehehehe,

Shut up you homersexual,

our cutaway gags are based on things; factual,

You look like play-"do'h!" and your wife is a hoe,

Why don't you just finish your duff and swing your belly to and fro,

Fat bastard,

I'll Mr. burn your ass, you fish lightbulb,

my raps are coming so fast you won't have time to gulp,

You're show is outdated, and you're uneducated,

So I have no choice but to have you annihilated,

I battle giant chickens, you can't beat Family Guy,

This fight might as well be over so for now so goodbye!

Homer:
You're raps are pathetic. Even maggie knows it

At least she's fired a gun, whereas you've never seen a tit.

My wife is hotter than yours anyway, pal,

But it's still beyond me how you got that gal,

And boss jokes? that's just crap.

Go smoke some Mr. Weed, and fap.

You fat, 4eyed, nerdy looking ass,

Go back to 2nd grade. does that sound like something you can pass?

And you know what really grinds MY gears?

Seth's an arrogant prick, making fun of people for years.

Who won?

My Conc.
Now obviously this isnt very good but I thought I'd make it anyway. If you wanna expand on this then please do.