Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood



Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood is the twenty-fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the tenth episode of Season 2. It features Chinese actor and martial arts expert, Bruce Lee, rapping against famous old western actor, Clint Eastwood. It was released on November 12th, 2012.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Clint Eastwood

Mike Diva as Bruce Lee

Other
Xin Wuku as Bruce Lee (stunt double) and the urban ninjas (cameos)

Nice Peter as the mustached cowboys (cameos)

Bruce Lee:
I got the baddest Fists of Fury that the world ever saw!

Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws.

How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw?

Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say, "Waaataaaw!"

Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise.

I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris!

I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.

Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!

Clint Eastwood:
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger,

But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter.

You're in the gym too much, Ringo, perfecting kicks.

You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips.

You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.

So go ahead, make my iPod.

Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce.

Fuck you, dude. I even squint better than you!

Bruce Lee:
I beat the Good and the Bad. You must be the ugly.

I would mess up your face, but your momma did it for me!

Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your Million Dollar Babies.

You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy!

A man who argues with people who aren't even there

Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!

Clint Eastwood:
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking.

You can't be too tough. You got killed by an aspirin.

And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker.

Leave the rapping to me. Stick to Chinese checkers.

I'd beat you in Round Two, but that'd be unbelievable.

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.

General

 * This is the second battle where the two participants don't dance during the "Who won, Who's next?" sequence, the first being John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly.
 * This is the first battle where a cameo crosses the "line" in the middle of the battle, which separates both rappers from each other.
 * This is the first battle where both title characters are actors.
 * This battle is visually referenced in Terminator vs Robocop during Robocop's third verse.

Production

 * This is the first battle that EpicLLOYD raps in without Nice Peter, who appears only as a non-speaking cameo.
 * This is also the second battle where Nice Peter doesn't rap, the first being Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe.

Errors

 * When Clint shoots a buffalo during his Pu-Pu platter line, part of his gun is missing.