User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence Redux 4: Isaac(BoI Re:) VS Meat Boy

Credits and Before the Battle!:
This battle is about Meat Boy from Super Meat Boy and Isaac from Binding of Isaac: Rebirth squaring off to see which was the better creation of the same man. As Edmund made both. It took three months to make this and if you don't get the references please research them. I'm not good at explaining meanings. OH BIG THING! THERE IS FAST RAPPING! It's in italics.

Anyways I'd like to dedicate this battle to Cave for being my BoI RE: homie. Nail, TK , and Legion for helping me with flow. I can't forget Cyan for helping me out either, he's been a great help too. AND you for reading this. I hope you enjoy because while it was hell I had a blast making this!

Color Coding: 

Meat Boy is in Red, Ba? is in Pink, Isaac is in Orange, and Az? is in Light Grey. WHEN both of them rap together it's in white as usual.

Settings:
Meat Boy and ???: Are in the Forest!

Isaac: is in the basement and ???: is in the Sheol floor

BATTLE!
MEAT BOY



VERSUS!

ISAAAAAC!



START!

Meat Boy:
Who's got the better game concept,

Not inept and color isn't a mess?

Super meat boy deploys on the scene to destroy,

This disturbed bitch boy who gets off on his toys

Your tears could fill the salt factory for years

Adhere to the fact your bible ain't much here

Appeared as game of the year while you stayed obscure

You're weird, it's clear you're a closet queer!

I strike fear in a kid cause I'm slick like a spider spit

Avoidin' the pits, saws comin' but I'm blazin' by quick

You're a nitwit for stickin' hangers in your head bits

This isn't the medieval ages prick you ain't healin' shit

And you're gamblin' your life on some equipment kit

No chances of you winnin' against my rappin' and the system

In a minute I'mma stick im' throw em into blades and rip im'

You must be trippin' if you're believin' an agreement with a demon!

Isaac:
<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Please go beat your meat somewhere else

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I got tons of content this isn't a contest

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I'm amused at this ruse you think you're smooth

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">You got tossed by a fetus I got nothin' to prove

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Break you in two then move to the other room

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Loot the chest, beat the boss, stay the best 

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Pass the test, break the stress to free the rest 

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">No meat you're not a pest, but you're an insect 

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">So get some respect you frankenstein reject 

''<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Give it up, stay stumped with no junk, punk! ''

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Stages look like throw up gunk, they suck 

''<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Isaac is the rawest of the rawest rappers around! ''

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">So pause cause your a fapper of crap brown lout 

''<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I'm very dapper, demon, angel, monster slayer! ''

''<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Bandage got stiffer when I kissed her and licked her! ''

Meat Boy:
<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">This is real adult shit, not play and pretend

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Can you please just ascend next floor Eden?

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Fore' I make a dent in that big head of yours friend!

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">You got rerun gameplay, same thing different enemies!

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Your ability consists of tears and needing to bleed?

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">This is the same dude who fought shits, flies, and maggots

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">You're a joke, shut it; true poison to the gamin' market!

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I reinvented the platforming industry brang L-I-F-E

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Set bandage free, beat the dark worlds, it's all meeeat!

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Your chances are as low as keepin' keys, nada!

<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I'm the meat boy ninja, too fast so I'll see ya



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<p style="text-align:justify;">''<span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">We're goin' hostile, <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">put you in a hospital! ''

<p style="text-align:start;">''<span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">Fightin' evil you- <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">  <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">that's nonsensical! ''

<p style="text-align:start;">''<span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">Jumpin' is immensible-   <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">fly like a tennis ball! ''

<p style="text-align:start;"> <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Speedin' miles- <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">  <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">too wild of a cycle for ya'll 

<p style="text-align:start;">'' <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">You're unknown. <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">all alone! ''

<p style="text-align:start;">'' <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Bullied so much. <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">OHH! ''

<p style="text-align:start;"> <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">We're flow pros, <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">so get blown 

<p style="text-align:start;"> <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">Beaten, <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">smashed, <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">and   <span style="color:rgb(255,51,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">broken, 

<p style="text-align:start;"> <h2 style="text-align:start;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;text-align:justify;">Meat Boy and Bandage Girl: This overrated fecal fascinated infantile child

I'm agile uniquely styled prepared to face any trial

Shoot up with another vial to best me it's vital!

You're denial of seeing false images is pretty vile!

Isaac:
<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Don't you dare boast about agility when you're up against me!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Feast your eyes on my arsenal of utilities!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I help people through hard times, you give them hard lives!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Oh it's ok they'll get it after several thousand tries!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Pop an ipecac in your ass and laugh at the blast!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">I stay on task you let forest fires blaze on past!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">You won't last, you're weak as a lamb so get lost!

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Your game covers more moss than the basement I walk

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">He's caged by a fetus on a rampage to never getting laid

<span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Plagued to stay jumping the same spaces for most of his days!



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<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">You can walk past the spikes, but can't dodge the cold hard facts

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">Your coordination is more off track than your mobile game that was wack!

<p style="text-align:start;"> <span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">We're precise, <span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">accurate, <span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">on point as a super pact!

<p style="text-align:start;"> <span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">We got the tact   <span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">to break your styles like pill stacks!

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">You were an easy vs as your verse wasn't that diverse!

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">Don't stray the course or end up worse than your control supports

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">I mean it's like walkin' on ice in fiction friction!

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;">You're a depiction of lazy character decision vision!

<p style="text-align:justify;"> <span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Meat's a crap version of the Kid-   <span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">a sad wannabe!

<p style="text-align:justify;"> <span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">Truth is you wanna be me,   <span style="color:rgb(255,102,51);font-family:'OpenSans',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.3999996185303px;line-height:25.9200000762939px;text-align:start;">but can't ever see clearly!

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Isaac and Azazel:
Cause when you jump isaac and az, we'll put you in HELL!

We excel as a rogue game part bullet hell in a nutshell!

Rock the mic, light up the night, cause a fright!

We see you in three eye sight and it's good night!

We cut down Horsemen, your hopping ability is horace man

Go back to your forest man;  your heading to a wrong stand!

We just dropped bombs and ripped this track like the rapture!

Call up a hospital cause you just suffered a fracture!

'''Who Won? '''

'''Who will be next? '''

'''We'll SEE! '''

Rap BOOM! Battles BOOM! of Excellence REDUX! *The logo splatters*

<poll Who Won?> Isaac and Azazel Meat Boy and Bandage Girl A tie