Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

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- Babe Ruth Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong  is the thirty-first installment in the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the 16th installment in Season 2. It features American baseball player, Babe Ruth, battling against former road racing cyclist, Lance Armstrong. It was released on March 25, 2013.

Cast
Nice Peter as Lance Armstrong

EpicLLOYD as Babe Ruth

Lance Armstrong:
Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression

I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession

I admit it, I did what I had to do to win

I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin

With your drinking and smoking and choking down food

I know French dudes with better manners than you!

So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do

I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you!

Babe Ruth:
You live strong, beat cancer, congratulations!

Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation!

Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin, face it!

She's just a little girl! What'd you give her, a bracelet?

Whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch

You're as boring as your Tour de France is to watch

So come on, little buddy, don't look so pissed!

With all that blood and attitude you're like a menstrual cyclist!

Lance Armstrong:
You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me?

That's like having a pasta contest without Italy!

You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame

Just think what you could've done if you were to actually train!

I'm the pinnacle of physical condition

While you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tipping, are you tripping?

You'll be nothing but a skeleton

Messing with a fellow in yellow who will be pedaling like hell up in the Peleton!

Babe Ruth:
It's the bottom of the ninth against a Texan in a bathing suit

Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth

It may be way too soon, but I'm calling a shot

And I'm not talking about, those Italian syringes you brought

The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park!

And round the bases to the sound of up-roaring applause!

While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because

You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!

You look tired, kid, you got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes

Peddle home to France and maybe bring me back some fries

'Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all

Yerrr out, with three strikes, and just one ball!

Poll
Who won? Babe Ruth Lance Armstrong

Trivia

 * This is the first battle to feature famous athletes.

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