User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/George Lucas vs Homer the Poet. ERBoBTTF Season 2

Hey guys. This is a suggestion that randomly came to me during school today while I was looking for an opponent for Homer (other than Andrew Hussie).

Today's battle features Greek poet Homer against the creator of the Star Wars films, George Lucas, to see who created the more epic saga.

Here goes!

Cast
Shay Carl as Homer the Poet

EpicLLOYD as George Lucas

Dante Cimadamore as Odysseus

Nice Peter as Luke Skywalker

Michelle Glavan as Medusa (cameo)

Bryce Wissel as Han Solo (cameo)

Note: Homer's and Odysseus's lines were written by Fire

The Battle
EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!!!!!

GEORGE LUCAS!!

VS!!!!

HOOOOMMERR!!!

BEGIN!!

Homer
It is not very wise to step to me, George, for I'm an expert on Epic battles

I'm from a Land Before your Time, I'll make your bones and Crystal Skull rattle

Do you think you can defeat me? Ha! You should find a A New Hope

Perhaps you should let your boyfriend Steven come in, you filmmaking dope

I'll send you down the Labyrinth, straight to your very own Temple of Doom

You'll regret this battle like your holiday special, but you won't be rid of this soon

How your movies became popular is a true Oddysey, when they all simply suck

You're nothing but a failure, I'll ruin you quicker than when you ruined Howard the Duck

Lucas
A long, long time ago, there was a hopeless Greek wannabe

Whose writing makes me ill, egads! It's all so goddamn odd, you see

You're a meek weak Greek geek who's blind and looks anemic

But tell me, how can a world-renowned poet have such abominable lyrics?

You're fatter than Jabba, with a beard that looks like an Ewok's ass

I entertain people of all ages, your tales bore high-school Latin classes

You Oedipal motherfucker, call me Zeus, 'cause I'm a deity

I'll smash all your marble busts, call it American Graffiti

I'm like Medusa, my raps'll freeze you, I'm a motherfucking pimp, son

Call my buddy Seth MacFarlane, slice this wimpy wannabe Simpson

Homer
Is that your best, Lucas? I've heard better verses from the Sirens, boy

But I don't need to waste time with you, so I'll just bring in the man who fell Troy

Odysseus
Prepare for battle, George, as now you are facing the master strategist

I've bested Cyclopes, my wife's suitors, and Troy, can you really step to this?

How foolish are you, you sold Disney your only decent work in Star Wars

I've courted dozens of women and stayed loyal, while you've gone through divorce

I'll back out now because you're finished, I can see you're already pissed

No fiction war could prepare you for me, as I leave remember you've been O-dyssed!

Lucas
Quit whining, Spartacus, go Sail Away on the River Styx

So now it's time for Lucas II to finish destroying these two pricks

Luke Skywalker
We're going to warp speed, Han, set the ship to full throttle

It's time to beat this whackass limerick-writing Aristotle

My raps are cooler than Hoth, keep the raging to a minimum

I'm fierce like a Falcon, why don't you go back to your own Millennium

You were already a slobbish pig even before you met Circe

Homer's been replaced by Rick Riordan, you're not even a match for Percy

I'll shoot you down like I did the Death Star, issues

So long, fuck off, and may the Force not be with you!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO'S ON FIRST?

EPICRAPBATTLESOFBACKTOTHEFUTURAMA!!!!!!!!

Poll
Who won? Homer and Odysseus George Lucas and Luke Skywalker