User blog:TKandMit/Jack Torrance vs Norman Bates. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains Premiere

Mwahaha! In the premiere of my new series, Heroes and Villains, we kick it off with a battle of two psychopathic, family killing hotel owners; Jack Torrance, an easily angered alcoholic possessed by The Overlook Hotel of The Shining and Norman Bates, Psycho's timid but deadly killer with multiple personality disorder. Shoutout to Mat for suggesting this battle, Noah for making the end slate, and Skeep for making the cover. They rock, dudes :*. Oh, and for the first time ever, I made my own titlecards.

Cast
Epic Lloyd as Jack Torrance

Alex Farnham as Norman Bates

Mary Doodles as Norma Bates (voice)

Intro
'Epic! Rap! Battles! Of! HEROES AND VILLAINS!'   Versus!

Begin!!

Battle
Heeere’s Johnny! Time to kill this woman some

Hello, Normy! You want a taste of red rum?

Welcome to MY hotel, don’t mind the elevator blood!

I’m running the place while you’re in the tub!

I’m beating wannabe hos, that’s P-S-Y-C-ho’s,

It’s so easy though! Taken out like your TV show!

Kill another, searched by cops undercover!

And discovered you’re your own mother, fucker!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains,

True fear is what makes Torrance so squirmish.

Tony Perkins, leaving the alcoholic nervous,

Once you’re frozen, oh ho, you know I’m a taxidermist.

So sad you got to go; you’ve always been here, Jack!

Don’t give away the ending – it’s the only one you’ll have!

I work round the clock on double talk, Jack’s a laughingstock.

Leave you finished, unlike your writer’s block.

Hehehe...

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play kills Norman so coy.

Give me the bat, I’m attacking in rap,

You’re scared from what I ask? Pass me the axe,

You’re not just upset, I’m possessed,

You meet a stranger, you’re obsessed!

Killing girls in your mother’s dress!

Norman, you’re under arrest!

I’m a crazy dude, I’ll bash your brains in, too!

Bates, you fool! The Indian graves are taking you!

[*During Jack's verse, Norman was dressing as his mother, now allowing her to take over*]

Oh my, how it pains a mother to see her son get in a fight,

Break it up, boys, fear Ms. Norma Bates tonight!

Don’t touch my son, Torrance! You’re just a monster and a creep.

Leave you traumatized like your name is Doctor Sleep.

Trust me, Jack, you don’t want to be an enemy of mine,

You’re lost in time, confined to hotels and horrid rhyme,

My boy’s done nothing wrong, he is just timid and shy,

Why, we wouldn’t even harm a fly…

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

'Epic! *axe chopping* RAAAP BATTLES OF HEROES AND VILLAIIIINS!!'

Who won? Jack Torrance Norma(n) Bates