User blog:JaphethMario/Steve vs Freddy Fazbear - Japheth's Fictional Rap Battles Ep. 2

Finally the PC indie-game battle royale (except for Flappy Bird) And it's just the 2nd episode. Sorry if Freddy Fazbear's verse is not good because dissing Minecraft is harder than I excpected. Rap Meanings will be release tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.



This is the 2nd episode in the series. It features

the default skin/protagonist in Minecraft, Steve, againist the main antagonist in Five Nights at Freddy's, Freddy Fazbear , also in the battle royale we have the main protagonist in Touhou project Reimu Hakurei , the main protagonist in Super Meat Boy, Meat Boy  and  Flappy Bird in 'th'e 5-way indie game battle royale

Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle



VERSUS



BEGIN!!!

Steve Veres:
It’s a good ending that your games are burned to the ground

My game is worth Diamonds, while yours is worth a night guard’s income

I’m the next video game mascot, that’s right, I beat Mario

Everything in Minecraft is awesome, like a virtual Lego

Why would anyone be scared of a less-scary Chuck E. Cheese?

Villagers think you’re cute passive mob, even your fans agree

Foxy is more lovable than this garbage, I’ll bet you’re pissed

You’re jumpscares aren’t Golden, Freddy it makes Sonic.exe a masterpiece

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Freddy’s so lazy, all of his work are done by his crew

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You should rename to Freddy Bird, cause you’re imitations are better than you

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’m the emcee of MC inception is always a plus

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’m the blockbuster of video games hey I’m making puns

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">What’s scary in your game, is your own fanbase

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">It’s like Sonic’s, add with boring theories and robot fetishes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Like Slenderman, you’ll be forgotten and replace by another scary game

<p class="MsoNormal">While people will be still playing Minecraft even after a decade

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<p class="MsoNormal">Stephen you may be the king,Stephen you may be the king, but I'm the emperor of the internet

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Your ass get sold by Bill Gates, and now you’re now his Marionette

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Watching the kitchen camera is more entertaining than playing Minecraft all the time

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Are you ready for Freddy? cause IT’S ME serving you my killer rhymes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You know that I’m undefeatble, cause my creator couldn’t beat 20/20 mode

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You need mods and codes, cause vanilla Minecraft is simply a bored

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You are all alone, no ladies to [|swing your diamond sword]

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">And I see better graphics at a shitty application called Flappy Bird

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Without hiding in your dirt house, you couldn’t survive the first night

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Or turning peaceful on, sleeping at bed, change to creative, what a fright

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Even I was dismantled, mangled up, I’ll come back like Terminator

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">My rhymes bites you like The bite of 87, but even more

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Wow! You fought zombies, skeleton, and a dragon that’s so fucking cliché

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">If you believe in Herobrine, prepare to get trolled badly everyday

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You deserve to die Steve, cause you make your own children cry

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Screw Silent Hill, I’m the scariest game ever existed, and it’s a fact there’s no lie

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Constantia","serif"">Reimu Hakurei Verse
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Scary game my ass, Five Nights at Thomas is much scarier

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re scary game attract little kids, like a new Pedobear, but ugly and fatter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Yo mama is a baka! That she let her child got killed by a murderer

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Even Markiplier is tired of your games, I know it’s such a bummer

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Unlike you Steve I have balls when it comes to fighting

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I fought nuclear bird, time-stopping maid, and even goddess, now that’s amazing

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Who’s the icon of Minecraft? Either a grass block or those exploding dildo

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Not getting donations is better than being bought by Microsoft

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Dropping the bombs grazefully, to these two jokers

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Like Flappy Bird, you’re milking down for your 9 year-old squeakers

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Conglaturations <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif""> you’re getting a movie, I don’t give a damn

<p class="MsoNormal">Rhymes as hard as my games, don’t mess with the OG shrine maiden

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Super Meat Boy Verse:
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’m the true hardcore indie-game; when it comes to bullet hell you’re games are easy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re not the first Miko on a shooter, you rip-offPocky and Rocky

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re games is more forgotten than your PC-98 cast

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Your creator may make good music, but does he ever been to art class?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’re nothing but a Hack, Miss Hakurei the angry lazy bitch

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Hijacking <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif""> ideas more than Marisa the blonde witch

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Even you’re acting all lunatic; you’re still easier than crappy bird 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Prepare Ray-moo to get bandage girl, I beefed you up in hardest game ever

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">You’ll never get the same fame as me; even you got loads of rehash sequels

<p class="MsoNormal">What anime is this <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">? Whoa! Don’t get MAD and take it easy people

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Freddy! Tell Cawthon to stick on religious games, that wisdom tree wannabe

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:'TimesNewRoman',serif;font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;">You let PETA run a server; you're such a traitor, Stevie!

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Flappy Bird Verse
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Shut your flappy mouth, and keep the insults to yourself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’ll show all of you, that I can beat all of you, all by myself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’m more addicting than sacks of weeds, and hottest thing since Duck-face selfies

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Music and Skills are overrated, everyone is all about games that is free

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I cause rage that all of you, so don’t mess with the pipe dodging flappy bird!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’m a money making machine, earn more moola than angry birds!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Just a tap of a button, I become famous, you jealous wash up turds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Even the creators of PONG and DooM, do the Flappy bird is the word

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Pewdiepie stop playing Minecrap, and instead plays me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Ugh! What’s that smell Freddy, is it a dead child, pizza place, or your stinky line

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Reimu, when it comes to parties, I'm the party pooper

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Super Meat Boy may be hard, but did you try my brother, Swing Coppers

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">Even I was removed in the App Store, my legacy will still live on

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">My fans will still make lots of sequels, and it will never stop, yo

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">I’ve got the whole family to take you down you losers Mobile-gamers are the master race; deal with it you PC-losers!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif"">YOU DECIDE

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WHO WON Steve Freddy Fazbear Reimu Hakurei Super Meat Boy Flappy Bird

Trivia

 * This is the first time a Touhou character rap in this wikia
 * Both Steve and Flappy Bird didn't swear in the battle