User blog:NightFalcon9004/Samurai Jack vs Leonardo. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 17

The main protagonist of his self-named cartoon, Samurai Jack, and the leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, rap against each other to see who is a better fighter: the samurai or the ninja.

Beat produced by Cacola



Announcer: (0:00 - 0:10)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

SAMURAI JACK!

VS!

LEONARDO!

BEGIN!

Leonardo: (0:24 - 0:45)

How you gonna face against the leader in blue?

Takes more than samurai skill to beat my ninjutsu, dude!

I'll disgrace your honor, make ya lose your head, seppuku,

'Cause you're a peasant who's wasting his life chasing Aku!

You always sacrifice yourself, so you may as well surrender to me.

You got thrown into the future and can't learn to use technology!

I rap sharp like my sword, unlike your dull hits.

To match my attack, you must be Mad, Jack, but I won't take jackshit!

Samurai Jack: (0:45 - 1:05)

You immature teen, you dare talk about honor

When you're disobeying your rat father

With your undisciplined brothers?

Always fighting with Raph, splitting your whole team in half.

Leave inventing raps to Donnie 'cause you're no da Vinci, sonny.

You're as childish as Mikey, yet you still think you can fight me?

I was trained in the ways of many warriors while you were taught by a rodent.

My blade was made by gods. Compared to your pizza cutter, I'm the better swordsman.

Leonardo: (1:05 - 1:28)

You look dumb in your kimono, and I could parry all your low blows.

Me and my bros team against our foes while you always go solo.

We're like four seasons comin' at ya, a force you can't handle!

You got a bounty on your head and can't fight without sandals!

I'll Krang it up! Go back to hide-and-seek! Let the TMNT save the world!

Shouldn't you return to Townsville and raise the Powerpuff girls?

Or would you rather dress in girl clothes with your Scottish friend?

Like your village, you just got destroyed and terminated!

Samurai Jack: (1:28 - 1:52)

Some advice to you:

Quit living in sewer poop!

A rhythmic haiku

To tell this rebel he won't master my level.

With more power than Shredder, I will slice this try-hard hero into a half-shell.

You're just a slow turtle, unable to catch up with me.

This loss will haunt you so bad, you'll sleep less than New York City.

I'm your sensei now! When I unsheathe my weapon,

Think twice before stepping to Samurai Jack. Watch out!

Announcer: (1:52 - 2:02)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC CARTOON RAP!

* sword clanging sounds*

BATTLES!

Who won? Samurai Jack Leonardo