User blog:Drakan95/Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History

Gordon Ramsay: How dare you making the ERB wiki users to wait almost 2 weeks for your ass to create a crappy battle?! THE WAIT IT'S SO TASTELESS!! Let's just get this over with!

Yeah...as you can see even Ramsay disliked the fact that he waited for this battle to be released. Anyways, welcome to my 2nd battle. Sorry for this lil' break, but I really needed to resolve my personal problems first.

Also, I don't know when the 3rd battle should be released, due to the fact that the ERB battle will come on May 25th, but eh, I'll see what I can do. And speaking of the next battle, I also have a special guest star, that I need to talk with him more about this battle. :3

Anyways, let's get to our thing! First of all, huge thanks to Leandro for making the title cards, the cover and the end slate, and Joe for chiseling this delicious battle. I decided that Joe should take a break, till the 9th, 10th, 11th battle....I don't know....will come out!

The main character of the cartoon series of the same name and apprentince of chef Mung Daal, Chowder, and angry British chef, Gordon Ramsay fight against each other in this bout to see which one of the two chefs with a weird behaviour will come on top of this culinary food chain.

Chowder Background: Marzipan City

Gordon Ramsay Background: The Masterchef set

Beat: Raw Meat

Battle




BEGIN!

Gordon Ramsay
(starts at 0:22) It’s the MC MasterChef, preparing this apprentice to be taught

That it's a Nightmare in the Kitchen, when your crew spoil the broth

I'm the Michelin Man, you go from the fire to my frying pan

You'll Roux the day you spam, when G-Ram sets to go Ham

Your entire occupation is a mess, all work and no play

You spend all day running from girls, dude, that's a bit gay

Can’t step to this culinary dare devil, my hot disses are never mild

I’m gonna present your corpse in British, Italian and French style

Chowder
(0:44) Let's dish it up, Shnitzel, he's bitten off more than he can chew

When we are through with you we'll serve up angry Scotsman stew

You're not fast enough to cook, you're a goose about to get stuffed

And also a Puff pastry getting cooked, Imma mash this spud up

My victory always Grows Up and I don’t want to be a meanie

All those problems with your daddy, I need to contact Jeremy

So bring your army of vans, because I've ordered a second verse

Against this wannabe Simon Cowell, even though I won after the first

Gordon Ramsay
(1:06) <p class="MsoNormal">I TRIED SOME OF YOUR VERSE, BUT I DIDNT LIKE THE TASTE!

<p class="MsoNormal">SO I’LL THROW IT BACK INTO YOUR FACE, YOU FUCKING DISGRACE!

<p class="MsoNormal">You run around in your town, being a less funny, cooking Steve Urkel

<p class="MsoNormal">Now it's gone full circle, you're the COLOUR FUCKING PURPLE

<p class="MsoNormal">This puppet is a MUPPET, stepping in a maze and being hunted

<p class="MsoNormal">But you deliver disses too late, your service leaves me DISGUSTED

<p class="MsoNormal">Looks like I show this Dumbpcat Spinoff what a chef is all about

<p class="MsoNormal">SO TAKE OFF YOUR BLOODY JACKET AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Chowder
(1:28) <p class="MsoNormal">You think all those F-Words can match to my Emmy Award

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm the Lord of this Kitchen, it's a goal! Chowder scored

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm Hired as an Apprentice, your shouting leaves you breathless

<p class="MsoNormal">You try to bring the fire, but seeing me and Mung get you jealous

<p class="MsoNormal">You can call yourself Head Chef but to me you'll be second best

<p class="MsoNormal">More grumpy than Truffles, as bitter as lemon zest

<p class="MsoNormal">You're a token, I'll do anything to keep my restaurant open

<p class="MsoNormal">You're banned from my Stand, left all your parts broken!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-

(The logo gets eaten by Chowder.)

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Poll
Title of poll Gordon Ramsay Chowder