User blog:Wachowman/Parody 108. JKGame vs Drakan (Irwin vs Cousteau)

Cyan: boy, that was a fun one.

Wachow: indeed Cyan.

Cyan: don’t really got much to say.

Wachow: yeah tbh. Although we did get a bunch more parody suggestions from ourself.

Cyan: yeah you guys were all useless.

Wachow: except JK.

Cyan: except JK.

Wachow: enjoy the parody y’all.



EPIC RAP BATTLES: WIKI PARODIES!

JKGAME

VS

DRAKAN

BEGIN!

Drakan:

Drak is back, just for one rap,

JKGame’s about to get his heart cracked.

Like the time I left the Wiki without a trace,

Back off! I’m the reason you made battles in the first place!

You’re lazy and dumb, so get off my my dick!

I barely know you but you present yourself as my sidekick!

You’re a teen who pretends he was here in the old days!

I’d say GG, but you’re not really a good Game.

I’m the OG! You’re a JoKe of an emcee!

So stay in your circlejerk with TC!

But since you are here, it's hard to make this battle exciting,

You’re the only J.K. I know that sucks at writing!

JKGame: You’re really here! Let me wipe a tear,

‘Cause I see you lost your rapping skills this past year!

You'd better run! I strike like thunder!

'Cause you’re just an un-bearable wannabe Wonder!

Have a look at this guy’s sinfulness:

Picked Delsin ‘cause he knows he’s InFamous!

Game on! He’s got an overdependence on one-liners!

That’s all he retains ‘cause he claims to have Alzheimer’s!

How’s my raps Drak? JK I don’t need to ask you!

You used to be a G, 2 bad I surpassed you!

Jesus! You write such basic lyrics,

No wonder you react so acidic to critics!

But with the Tourneys you were scared to enter

You must be terrified facing a tourney presenter!

Any way you diss me I can pretty much throw back at ya,

You suck so bad I’m starting to think your name’s short for Drakula

Drakan: Talk about surpassing, my comments are in the nineties!

You can’t even reach ten so how can you fight me?

JKGame: Would you rather talk about your promotion? Oh snap!

“PM! PM! PM! Read my rap!”

Drakan: Enough of your gloating and prattle!

You should blow up, like my Cartoons vs History rap battles!

‘Cuz you stole all my flows for a phony brony atrocity

But at least you waited, unlike with UBERocity!

There are other men, this rap could’ve been given to,

Worthy to face me — Wach jumped the shark with you!

So JK, stop the innocent act,

Take the L, but first get your face out my ass!

JKGame: I brown-nose you? There’s no room for this snout

Like we all say, you need to pull you own head out!

Take a look how many chiselers work on your lines

Drakan95? More like ninety-Five Guys!

Memory of a goldfish! Say that you’re a linguist,

When Joe and Legion translate you to English!

Say good-Night now your ghost writer has ghosted!

He got banned ‘cause he touched a kid then posted!

Once I win this Smackdown you better just keep out!

I’ll end you so quick like “Spear! F-5! Three-count”!

After this, it’s one more time that Drak’s leaving

I’ll get the last reply in; Thanks for reading!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES-*people are seen getting blocked for using the n-word*

...WIKI PARODIES!!!

Who Won? JKGame Drakan