User blog:Captain Warrior/Turkey or Chicken? - The CW and A6 Show Thanksgiving Special

Mhmm, that's right a Thanksgiving episode, I really hope you'll enjoy this. :)

Cast
CW as himself

A6 as himself

Phil as the dog

Script
(CW and A6 are in the kitchen having a debate on having turkey for dinner, and not chicken)

CW:

I think we should have chicken for dinner, especially since it's Thanksgiving.

A6:

You mean turkey?

CW:

No, I mean chicken. Chicken is what most people have for Thanksgiving.

A6:

No, that's turkey, you idiot.

CW:

Oh. Either way, we're having chicken instead.

A6:

No, we're not.

CW:

Yes, we are.

A6:

No, we're not.

CW:

Well, what else would we have?

A6:

Turkey.

CW:

Ew no, turkey sucks.

A6:

No, you suck.

CW:

Dude, it's just my opinion, no need to go all apeshit on me.

A6:

Well either way, we're having turkey for dinner, no matter how hard you beg me not to make it.

CW:

Then what am I supposed to eat?

A6:

Hmm, let's see. Ooh I got a great idea.... TURKEY!

CW:

NO!

A6:

Then you're just going to starve.

CW:


 * sighs* Goddammit...

A6:

Not my fault that you don't like turkey.

CW:

Yes it is.

(A6 shakes his head)

CW:

Hmm, you know what?

A6:


 * sighs* What?

CW:

How about you can have your turkey, and I can have my chicken? And by that, I mean you cooking both.

A6:

Why?

CW:

Just to make things easier for the both of us.

A6:

Well why do I have to cook both?

CW:

Because I'm a lazy guy, and plus I suck at cooking.

A6:

Yeah, that's true. And I suppose that I'll cook both, if it makes you so happy.

CW:


 * smiles* Looks like I have a thing to be thankful for.

(scene changes from 10:00 AM to 8:00 PM)

(CW and A6 are having Thanksgiving dinner)

CW:

On second thought, I don't feel like eating chicken, I'd rather have turkey instead.

A6:

You've got to be kidding me.

CW:

What?

A6:

I spent hours cooking the chicken, and it was hard making that than the turkey.

CW:

Well, I'll think of something that doesn't involve wasting the chicken.

A6:

You better, or else I'll dropkick you.

CW:

Like Hell you will.

A6:

Then think of something.

CW:

I will, I will. Hmm, ooh I got it. I'll be right back.

(scene changes to CW giving the chicken to Phil)

CW:

Here you go, bud, enjoy. And Happy Thanksgiving.

Phil:

Woof woof. *eats the chicken, then burps*