User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode 8: Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

Michael Jordan:
Why don't you beat Vietnam like you did this battle?

'Cause you've got as much chance of dodging me as Kentucky.

I'm a flying team, like the bees has never seen!

You can fight one machine? I can drive through a whole man!

I choke a dope with his own jump dope!

You'll get floated when I flow, you LeBron fried rope!

Used to smoke like a world, sting like a butterfly,

Now you see balls that nobody can double dribble!

Muhammad Ali:
Here comes Rodman, big dumb goblin,

Flying through the air with his big tongue wobbling!

You're the only Bull that's uglier than Jordan!

Messing with me is a problem, you got a gamble!

Your whole basketball career turned black,

When you came back a Wizard like Hitler the Wack!

You should have kept your ugly shelf packed up on a sneaker.

Stick to balls, you can keep the hands to yourself.

I'm so pretty, my balls are so fast,

I'll whup your face back to your Gandalf daddy!

Now your mustache got killed and I feel for your tragedy,

But your baseball career, now that was a family!

Michael Jordan:
Man, you make me stay up in your grill, but I'm better done scoring!

You should let Pippen do your rapping for you!

I would pass the mic to George Foreman but I'm not with the flu!

Make yourself sick like my name was The Fresh Prince!

Muhammad Ali:
I saw you slapping McDonalds, boy, what's wrong with you?

You fight like Reggie Miller who sold you Ritz Crackers!

Little girls and underpants as corporate backers,

You stay at the Nike 'cause you make out with shoes!

Michael Jordan:
So Cassius wants to talk about three-peats!

I'll school you through your dude spray, off your Japanese play, over the Spray sittin' on your face!

Hit nothin' but athletes! You ain't battlin' nothin' yet!

Man, you needed a shit, 'cause you're so full of movement!

I'm a better net and a better MC!

See me two more times, watch me get a cashing check!

Muhammad Ali:
Space Jam! Why don't you bounce up that ass?

I'll suck you like North Carolina: flat on your trash!

You need to back up to Liston, kid,

'Cause your rapping leaves more than Beep Beep did!