User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 21: Salvador Dali vs Vincent van Gogh

lol, I bet you didn't expect me to make this. :P Anyways, enjoy.

Cast
Nice Peter as Vincent van Gogh

EpicLLOYD as Salvador Dali

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SALVADOR DALI!

VS!

VINCENT VAN GOGH!

BEGIN!

Vincent van Gogh:

Prepare to feel Sorrow, from my artistic raps.

I made 900 paintings, and all of them are rad.

I have A Pair of Shoes, and I'll use them to kick your ass.

The chances of me winning are bigger than your mustache.

You're not cool at all, even your father hated you.

I spent all Starry Night writing disses, and they even sting, too.

I'll kick you out of this battle, like you were from the academy.

Criticizing your teachers; how rude of you, Salvadork Dali.

Salvador Dali:

Of all the artists out there, they put me against this depressed jerk?

Your rapping is way sloppier than your own artwork.

Just think of happy thoughts, man; oh wait, you don't have any.

You're just a loser, who is nothing but filled with petty.

I'll melt you like the paintings I made with the clocks.

Hell, your anger got you fired from one of your jobs.

I was friends with Picasso, while you were lonely and poor.

Telling people not to buy worthless art? Guess they can't buy yours.

Vincent van Gogh:

You know what would make me happy? If you'd just shut the fuck up!

One more dab of you, then I probably will go nuts.

You must've been a Joker, since you couldn't even be serious.

Always daydreaming in class, and making the teachers furious.

I'm dropping rhymes like Leaves Falling during Autumn.

Got yourself arrested, because you had so many problems.

I painted so many portraits; I'm one hell of a rapper.

Use your Lobster Telephone and tell Spain that you got splattered.

Salvador Dali:

Gogh away, Gogh, and head back to your pissy house.

Burning this Giraffe was really easy; there isn't any doubt.

You shot yourself in the chest just to cause more drama.

I guess you were moody for not getting kissed by your momma.

I'll make you struggle like your family has before.

Your voice sounds like an Elephant; it makes my ears soar.

Now if you don't mind, I got to go eat Bread that's in a Basket for dinner.

By the way, I've seen much better paintings from Adolf Hitler!

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Salvador Dali Vincent van Gogh