Thread:J1coupe/@comment-24093700-20140327013001/@comment-5613009-20140328004650

Nope, no seconds. :/

But now that you lost your car, you can apply for our insurance program.

We only take $199/month and offer a limited compensations. Please read our pamphlet for further notice:

--You can get your compensation only when:--

1.  Your car fell in a ditch, and then was kidnapped by the aliens, where you got modifications in your left eyelid and your right kneecap specifically, and was thrown down to South America without your car.

2. If that's not the case, suck it.