Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Rap Meanings



Work in progress

(In the first true tag battle in ERBH, each pair of brothers will bounce verses off of one another as they jointly attack the other pair. With this in mind, please do not write dialogue for the individual players, as it violates the spirit of this battle)

Wright Bros.
We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other!

We don't wanna cause trouble.

Are you looking for your lover?

Cause your princess is in OUR castle now! (Yeah, she's gone!)

We stayed up all night (Playing Donkey Kong!)!

Before us, people only used to fly in balloons.

You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to 'shrooms?

You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life,

Su just "dudda dudda dudda" back down in your pipe!

Mario Bros.
It's-a me, Mario! (And Luigi, mutha-*ping*!)

Why don't youse get back in your biplane and make out wit' each other?

Look at these two! (Their lives must've been horrible!)

Two dorky dudes (Named Wilbur and Orville!)!

You spent all your time on one machine?! (Sheesh!)

If you wanted to fly, you shoulda just eaten this leaf!

You should eat something anyway! Look at you so skinny!

You may fly like a hawk (but you fight like a kitty)!

Wright Bros.
We don't need to fight! We're the fathers of flight!

Representin' North Carolina! Aaaaaight!

We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller,

Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller!

You talk a lot of trash, (but let me tell you somethin')

We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B button!

Mario Bros.
We're serving up an 8-bit fist! (Made to order!)

That'll knock you offa the back of your own stupid quarters!

Like POW! How ya like me now?!

Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!

You'll get pummeled!

You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!

We've been droppin' Bob-ombs since we started this song!

Sorry, Wright Brothers! This time, you chose wrong!