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Rush Limbaugh vs Thom Hartmann
It's the battle between conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh and liberal radio host Thom Hartmann.

Rush:

Snerdley, how'd you let this guy slip through the cracks?

You're supposed block out all these liberal hacks.

Alright Thom, you want to challenge me?

The greatest radio host in history?

I keep millions of hardworking Americans entertained

Your audience  is maybe 10 bums with half a brain.

You're just a puppet of the Soros drive-by media

My brain has more facts than an entire enyclopedia

Like Trump is the greatest leader in the history of earth

Meanwhile all the liberals are amongst the worst

Climate change is a joke, all phony and fake

It's just another liberal hoax, make no mistake.

And Hillary and Obama are plotting a Marxist coup

They have millions of puppets, including you!

Thom:

This is a battle that I'm going to enjoy

Why don't you go back to the Caribbean to have more sex with young boys?

How's that cyst on your ass?

We know that's why you dodged the draft.

The drive-by media, really? That's the best you can do?

We are committed to facts and reason, unlike you.

You're just a useless sycophantic pig