User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction - Odin vs Ra

Markiplier as Ra (denoted by red )

EpicLLOYD as Odin (denoted by white)

Ryan Moulton as Thor (denoted by this

Nice Peter as Zeus ( denoted by blue )

So a faker Pharaoh is going to step to The Lord of land and snow

Let me help, Dad back off son, I'm taking this Chicken down solo

My warriors fight with valour, I'll send yours straight to Valhalla

But they won't join me on a Wild Hunt like the rest of the Einherjar

You want to face the blood and gore of fighting with this God of War

Let Thoth inform you that I just served you and I didn't even need Thor

It's quite simple, I spit burns like a Viking funeral ship out at sea

So learn from this, Ra, just merge with another God and retreat

Crushing evil like the Kanes, put the Eye of Ra after your people

Ruling solo from my throne, I'm the lethal king who's truly regal

Searching the world half blind, looking for those whom you despise

Stick to your shitty, icey country, I'll be busy sunbathing in mine

I'm Ra! The creator! Leave you like Ptah, bowing on his knees

I crush cults of wannabes whilst you're writing poor poetry

Imma go Ramses on a twat, send him packing to the Duat

When Freya asks you if it was bad, say I royally kicked your ass

Come on? That was all you really got? I spit rocking lyrics like a boss

And I'm the Norse king of Gods, you maybe the sun but you ain't hot

Time to Set, sunny boy, and realise you just got thoroughly dissed

You're just another Bast-ard going down to Odin and his Apophis

Despite your name, I'm only excited at the end of your verse

I've heard worse shit served when Horus decided to curse

Let me shine down on your land and melt it, not gonna stop

Let the whole world know that Odin just got Ragna-rocked

*Clouds start to gather in the sky, both rappers look up to see a figure amassing*

The Ruler of Olympus is about to Styx it to two dipshits

Think their people are superior? Mine founded the Olympics

And philosophy and democracy, in short they're just on top, see?

I'm the father or heroes, even my own son rocked off Disney

Odin, you're king but MC Hammer outshines your magnificence

And brilliance isn't a word used to describe your hallowed existence

Ra, it doesn't take Odysseus to know I'm the greater God

When all you're known for now is being a Yugioh playing card

Like Atlantis I'll sink you, you really don't have any lasting Ages

You're left fameless forever, whilst my legends are truly ageless

I'll crush you under a mountain and sever your heads like Medusa

Cos Zeus spits rhymes like Seuss on two inferior rulers

Who won? Odin Ra Zeus