User:SPARTAN 119/Sandbox

This is my sandbox, mostly where I store lyrics for potential future fanmade battles.

Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Hayate Yagami (Nanoha)
Light:

I am Kira, God of the World!

Your a literal Katawa Shoujo turned magical girl!

So what if your an officer in an alien military

I'll demote you resident of the local cemetary!

Whether you live or die, Its all my decision

I strike down all who oppose me with lethal precision!

With a stroke of my pen, you will be defeated

Then I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!

Hayate:

Hayate Yagami of the TSAB here to teach you a lesson

My magic will blow through you like Matsuda's Smith and Wesson!

Your magic book can only hit one target at a time

I can take out a dozen city blocks with mine!

You use your powers with no care or responsibility

Your not a god, just a loose piece of artillery!

If you even try to harm me, it to won't go to keikaku

You'll get jumped by four Belka knights and a thousand pissed otaku!

Light:

I'm a more prolific killer than your average shinigami

Make you the deadest mahou shoujo since Tomoe Mami!

The story of this battle you will not live to tell

I'll send you beyond the grave to go hang out with L!

Hayate:

Light, your the one whose going end up dead,

Try writing in your notebook, with an iceberg on your head

You're outstanding crimes will be your own annihilation

Prepare to face the wrath of the Time-Space Administration!

Mei Misaki (Another) vs Rikka Takanashi (Chuunibyou)
Mei:
 * Takes off her eye patch*

It seems I need my magic eye to see you I guess that means your something that just shouldn't be viewed! I'll get this out of the way now, before I cause any confusion I'd gouge out your Tyrant's Eye if it wasn't a delusion!

You need to stop talking about things that do not exist You gotta bad case of chuunibyou and the cure is my fist!


 * fakes a punch at Rikka*

Rikka:

I'm surprised your willing to show me your eye You kept it close all season and left your friends to die! Deny my Tyrant's Eye again, and believe me when I tell ya You'll end up like Sakuragi: Impaled on an umbrella!
 * Gets out her umbrella and thrusts it violently in Mei's direction*

Your show's nothing but a rip off of Final Destination Taking place in a town filled with OSHA violations!

Terminator
I expected a challenge when I was sent back on this mission

Instead I find a little girl with a heart condition

Go back to your Homu-Home, and spend some time with your lesbian lover

Because you won't be able to after I terminate your mother!

I can survive anything your throw at me, just try and attack

Go ahead shoot me, cause just like Kyubey.... I'll be back!

Akemi Homura


Come at me, tin man, you don't scare me

I'll shoot your ass down in a hail of RPGs!

You may be a killing machine, but I've still got you outgunned

And if you're from the future you should know I already won!

I've got my ordnance locked onto your exact location,

I'm bout to drop a bigger bomb than Salvation!

(Homura fires a barrage of missiles at the Terminator)

Terminator
(Walks out of the flames, now a metallic endoskeleton)

I told you I'd be back, and I've got your in my laser sight

I'm impervious to your firepower, call me Walpurgis Night

Your Goddess won't save you now, so don't bother to pray

The end for you is nigh, this is your Judgement Day

You cannot hide,

From my electronic eyes

Come fight with me if you want to die!

Face it Homura, I already beat ya,

But I'll make your death quick, Hasta La Vista!

Akemi Homura
(Returns in a time warp)

I'm coming back in time, ready to bring the hurt

I bring an arsenal with me, you can't even bring your shirt

I got a pocket fulla rockets and a battery of artillery

You may be robotic superweapon, but I'm a one-woman military!

I'm bringin' the hate

With my Type 88,

Rainin' down fire and sealing your fate.

Try to come back again, and you'll be annihilated,

This battle's over, consider yourself terminated!

The Angry Video Game Nerd vs Segata Sanshiro
AVGN:

Its the AVGN here to goin' back to the past

So that I can kick washed up Sega mascot's ass

I hope you got blast processing, cause you better think fast

Before I send you down in flames faster than the Dreamcast!

I got my Zapper fully loaded so kiss your ass goodbye.

Cause I'm the Lord of the Harvest. Eat Shitpickle and die!

Segata:

In 97 I dedicated myself to gaming, today I return

To kick your ass in the name of the Sega Saturn!

Don't mess with me Nerd, I'll your ass so hard

You'll spontaneously explode like this is Fist of the North Star!

(Add more lyrics) =Silent Hill vs Persona 4= Theme: Game Protagonists who fight enemies based on their inner demons.

James
You think your little sword can harm me? Bitch, I created Pyramid Head! If you ended up in Silent Hill, in 15 minutes you'd be dead! You level up with your buddies pissing about in town I gained my experience with a shotgun taking zombies nurses down! I'm the fucking master of horror survival And I blasted Satonaka with my other large-bore rifle. I'll end your life With my alter-ego's knife I'll euthanize you just like my wife!