User blog:Mystical Trixter/Russell Hantz vs. Brandon Service DF. Trixter's Semi Surfaced Rap Battles

Would you look at that. Two rap battles in the span of less than a month. Now when's the last time I've done that? Anywhore, we have Canadian fish and feg lover to Kung known as User:Brandon Service DF squaring off against notorious Survivor villain Russell Hantz to see who has the better game strategy. Yes, I'm never going to let that "STRATEGY!" joke die.

Intro Thingy
Trixter's Semi Surfaced Rap Battles!



Versus



Begin! (Made by Tim.)

Russell Hantz
So my competition this season's a fish who makes a brony write every rhyme,

And whines about comments? Well, I'll surely be Sole Survivor this time!

I face the harshness of the wild, go back to fighting all your battles online!

Your alliance is a buncha horsefuckers, more worthless than the pawns on mine!

You're no Kungfuguy, you're a whiny teen, you can't Wiki Kombat This,

If you try to Deathmatch me I'll cast you away to a Stream of Unconciousness!

I made my Mark in the game, and when I grab the mic? I Burnett,

And to whip this Canadian bitch, I'll happily be of Service!

Brandon Service DF
That was your rap? Ech. You don't even deserve one of my reviews,

I'll just say I hated those bars even more than I hate the Jews!

You won't be a Survivor against me, I'm used to causing Total Drama,

You'll get expelled outta here like when your Big Brother probs caused some head trauma!

You seem a bit emotional, hope losing doesn't again bring you to tears,

I can see the snakeoil on ya, you've been working with it for years!

You always had to hide behind hidden idols just so you could make it to the end,

But I guess you'll keep your legacy, because I just put you in second place yet again!

Russell Hantz
How do you think you compare to me? Your biggest move was in an online game!

Nobody knows who you are, I've got three seasons, two whole shows to my name!

Hantz' going ham on this halibut, giving his hind a Russell Handing,

You couldn't beat me, even my nephew is a better performing Brandon.

Brandon Service DF
Don't think I'm your old foe Rob, I've much more threatening adversity.

I'll show you kicked out so Early it's like a spoiling controversy!

No amount of Redemption trips could save your verses from being a travesty,

Because eliminating a failure game player is all a part of my STRATEGY!

Outro
Who won?

Who's next?

Who gives a shit!

Trixter's semi surfaced rap battles!

Who won?

Russell Hantz

Brandon Service DF