User blog:Celicious/Mortal Diss V - Smack ur face

Note: This is a battlerap, it should not be considered a real threat towards the bitch called Mortal
Mortal Diss I

Mortal Diss II - 'Neck-spitting motherfucker'

Celicious vs Mortal the bitch rap battle

Mortal Diss III - Freestyle

Mortal Diss IV - Mortal the Punk

A respond, what a mess you’ve made

I’ll slap my balls across your chin to shut your face

You’re a punk, a loser, a bitch bro

You only got a stomp where you once got a dick bro

I let the monkeys loose, they are free to choose

Will they bite you in the nuts, or eat your ass as food

Mortal be on the loose, running for safety

He hears the dogs closing in, as they keep chasin’

He has nowhere to go, Celicious sees him through the scope

One shot one kill, from your neck through your throat

When you’re kneeling down, Ill take you with me

Stab you with a dirty needle now you have HIV

Put you in a cage, cut out your tongue

no more battlerapping for this wannabe punk

Shoot your little balls off with a shotgun

Blow dirty smoke through a pipe into your lungs

When we’re done, there will be nothing left

Smearing smegma on your nose and ya neck

Give me the respect, that I deserve

You bitches better learn, who beat this nerd

This senile BITCH, uberweaboo with autism

After this battle, your balls will be missin’

Skipping dimensions, beating you with no tension

Put a meter long dildo into this freshman

Still got big words? Be my guest man

After next period you’ll be dead, not questions

I’ll hit you in your blasted nuts, with my Flintstone club

Then hit up your mom and call her Jabba the Slut

I’ll send your punkass ass to heaven

Watch you crash and burn like it’s 9/11

I’ll hit you with my piece, I bring peace to the Middle East

Then take a shit in the streets, Call them arabs and dirty their sheets

Bitch I ain’t lyin’, soon you’ll be dyin’

Then set your ass on fire, your balls will be fryin’

Guys, I’m taking down this Warhammer loser

Before he transforms into a school shooter

However, we will probably be fine

Since this BITCH misses his targets all the time

I am a lyrical genius, beating this lost cause

Bringing more fire than the Holocaust

Mortal is a failure and a mess

His Bars have volume but no mass

I’ll take his thrown, we will all be free

When this Mortal punkass troll gets banned from the wiki