User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 23: Mao Zedong vs Fidel Castro

A battle that I really enjoyed making. injoi

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Fidel Castro

Dumbfounded as Mao Zedong

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MAO ZEDONG!

VS!

FIDEL CASTRO!

BEGIN!

Fidel Castro:

I rise to battle, like I rise to power.

I'll lead my verse against this Chinese coward.

I'm Fidel, and I have a heart of steel.

I rap cooler than the Cold War, and I keep it real.

You're a dick-tator, who got kicked out of many schools.

I'll do the same thing to your ass, prepare to lose this duel.

You didn't get much education, while you were young.

Truth is you're full of dung, Mao Zedung.

Mao Zedong:

My turn now, take a seat on this Chair, Man.

I don't do this in General, but I'm about to rap.

I must destroy the prick that's right in front of me.

I made China become a very powerful country.

When it comes to problems, I always fix them.

You should fix your relationship with the US, then that might end.

Everyone makes mistakes, but you've made the worst, you wack.

I'm looking Great Leap Forward to hearing your shitty comebacks!

Fidel Castro:

Your raps are way worse than your economic policies.

I served for many years; I'm a dictating prodigy.

You're such a boring person, which is why you led the peasant army.

Killed many people that were your own; you should feel sorry.

I disagree everything what you said; you might as well kill me.

But you're not always certain of what you say, so don't even thrill me.

You have so many failures, that you need to put them in a pile.

You can't even run a country, and you can't run a mile.

Mao Zedong:

Look, I'm back to rapping, like I was to power.

You got your ass denied by Eisenhower.

I'm a badass leader; I'm an MC Caesar.

I've had better battles in the bloody Civil War.

You committed many crimes; why were you even president?

You disgust everyone, Ruz, I have so many evidence.

Your boyfriend Che called, and he said he wants you now.

So get your Pig ass out of here, before it gets dark out.

The Announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Fidel Castro Mao Zedong