User blog:GingerbreadMeth/Epic Rap Battles of Gingerbread 1 - Ignignokt and Err vs Zim and GIR

It's been a long time coming. But here it is. My first official rap battle. And to celebrate I decided to do two characters I know very well from shows I grew up with. I now humbly present... my first battle

If you need a beat to read rap battles, wait until later today so I can get one.

Also, lines in parentheses are not meant to rhyme, while lines without parentheses are.

BEGIN!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GINGERBREAD!!!

Ignignokt and Err!

Versus!

Zim and GIIIIIR!!

Begin!

Ignignokt:
I am Ignignokt and this is my accomplice Err

Err
Prepare your little green ass for an intergalactic rap war!

Ignignokt
How was your conquest thwarted by a paranoid 10 year old?

Dib
(Hey!)

Err
You two losing battles is more Common than the Cold

Zim
(Ahh! Germs!)

Ignignokt
This alien ain't so tough, you know he used to be a fry cook?

Err
And what's the deal with that dog robot? He's glitchy like my app for Facebook

Ignignokt and Err
It's our time, gonna stomp you out like the Gorgotron when we spit our rhymes

Cause it's time to fight, we are the Mooninites, we'll lock you up in Space-catraz real tight!

Zim
Looks like it's time for the superior alien

GIR
And SIR unit!

Zim
To go ape shit on these eight-bit wastes of Space cause they ain't shit

I'm a member of the Irken Empire, enslaving peons like you

While you just fly in your Space Invaders ship and troll Plutonians

GIR
So true!

Zim
I may have been beat by Dib, but at least he's more formidable

Than a bunch of fast food mascots, a shake, fries and a meatball

GIR
Meatballs?

Zim
Computer, find this "Moon", I need to pay these bitches a visit

Your show is so hated, you can't even keep the name consistent

Ignignokt
You've made a syntax error facing us.

Err
Suck our digital cocks!

Ignignokt
Hey Err, think we'll massacre these otherworldly nerds?

Err
No shit, Frylock!

Battling these cartoonish wannabe aliens has been just awful

Ignignokt
Cause it's more of a waste of time than watching "Zim Eats Waffles"

Don't get Bitters, Zim, we can't say your loss is all your fault

Err
Your retarded robot friend hasn't even helped you at all

Ignignokt
This Irken is irking me.

Err
Let's take him out for no reason.

Ignignokt and Err
In this battle, you'll fall away, just like your second season


 * Approach Zim with ray guns*

Zim
You're both just as dumb as GIR.

GIR
I have a sammich in my head!

Zim
But when I turn on his assassin mode, you two will wind up dead


 * flips switch in brain, GIR's eyes turn red. Dog costume rips apart as multiple guns and weapons protrude from his back.*

GIR
Call me a BerserkGIR! The Tallest ain't got nothing on me!

You've both been Bad, Bad, and I'll squish you like a Rubber Piggy

Facing us is a Mysterious Mystery, you know you'll never win, why try?

I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now cause we'll Burger Drop you out the sky!

I'm more OP than the Massive thanks to the Empire's tech

I cause more damage to the city than the Megadoomer mech

Slice you thinner than taquitos when you hear our verse (Taquitos!!!)

You own the Moon? We don't care cause...

Zim and GIR
We control the planet Earth! (The end)

Polls
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Ignignokt and Err (Mooninites) Zim and GIR

Who's next? Jonah Hill vs Eric Cartman Deadpool vs Deadmau5 Rosa Parks vs Ms. Frizzle Captain Ahab vs Captain Jack Sparrow Other

Epilogue
Okay, a few notes first. This is my first battle so don't h8 m8. Second I'm still looking for a beat and a really good iTunes cover. Finally I need the code for that table at the bottom which links all your battles, like Coupe and Noah have. So please help me out. If any of you have a good beat or idea to suggest, post it below in the comments. Give some feedback on the battle and I'll see you next time on Epic Rap Battles of Gingerbread!