User blog comment:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 16 General Patton vs G.I. Joe/@comment-7670527-20130527035742

I may have a zero, but that's more than you'll ever have! I'll take you down hard on The Allies' behalf.

Not Liked? Not Needed? If It weren't for me, freedom and liberty would be bleedin'.

My speech moved millions, back then and now. Salute to your superior, obey and bow!

My military prowess kept democracy up and strong but you only got stuff done while you were smoking from a bong.

Let me West Point you in the right direction to where you'll end up with your treasonous rejections!

I've got 17 merits to back me up, you've got jack shit, so you'd best shut up, bub!

I was hardened by the fire of two World Wars. A softie like you belongs in the Playtoy Corps.

Joe, trust me, and I think Cobra here agrees, your weak and shitless tactics are nothing compared to my stratagetical expertise.

Son, you'd better quit while I'm ahead, or else G.I Joe's gonna be G.I. Dead.

Beat- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTIpnU9GLas