User blog:Hippie Rat/Five Nights 2 vs Don't Hug Me 2

The second (and last) fully written battle in my one-by-one FNAF vs DHMIS series.

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Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! Five Nights at Freddy's 2 vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2! Begin!

Tony:

I'm back to rap at a pack of robotic scum,

Once I'm done you'll be scrapped, scrap metal back to where you come from.

I looked at your timeline, and you need a math lesson,

You say you're Five Nights Two but you didn't come second.

You're just like a boob job, all fake and plastic,

New and improved but you're buggy and spastic.

Toy Freddy you ain't ready for the pain I'll give,

You and your buddies are tampered, tempered and aggressive.

Toy Bonnie is a joke, something borrowed, something's due,

Your face will deteriorate like the old Bonnie, out with the old, in with the new.

Toy Chica wants to party instead and I know why,

When she ate, everything went straight to her thighs.

Mangle, you and your radio frequency,

Will be destroyed and no one will put you back together, wait and see.

BB, I'll shot you with a BB, all of your balloons,

You're hated more than the desk fan, you laughing buffoon.

Toy Freddy:

Please, we have no time for this, we're better than before,

While your vids are a bore, aside from that dude watching porn.

Toy Bonnie:

Yo mention my face man, I get dirty cause you make me,

Our technology is advanced for the nineteen fucking eighties.

Toy Chica:

Beak's off, I won't give you a chance, Tony,

It's Ladies Night, we're more kid-friendly and our cheeks are rosy.

Mangle:

I'm the last attraction you want to tangle with,

As I appear so clear and no clip, you can't Mangle this.

BB:

Oh hi, haha, how could I miss this,

I got Foxy on my side, no lights, Night of the Misfits.

New Fazbear Crew:

Do you really want to diss this prequel?

With the OG band on our side we're way more than equal.

You can't save them, need we say more?

You can be in costume but you get no doors.

Don't be squeamish in this remixed battle of rhyme,

Sorry, Tick Tock Clock, but I guess everybody runs out of time.

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

Poll
Who won? Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Mangle, Balloon Boy Tony