User blog:MoistMacaroni/The Joker vs Pennywise - S1E1 - Villainous Rap Battles of Fiction

=The Joker vs Pennywise= Welcome to the first episode of Villainous Rap Battles of Fiction. Today's battle is against two of the most famous murderous clowns in pop culture history, The Joker, one of the most popular Villains in all of fiction who has been terrorizing the streets of Gotham for years! We also have Pennywise, from the mind of Stephen King, he terrorizes the kids of Derry and bring kids right into to the sewers. His movies had been watched by millions with a best selling book!

In this battle you will notice that I gave joker more lines, but personally I think I gave Pennywise the harder hits since there was more against Joker, in this battle Joker is more just bragging how he's betetr with a few good disses

But anyways I hope you enjoy this battle, I worked really hard on it so yah!

The beat is right here: [//www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDDGQ6_aNqo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDDGQ6_aNqo]

Battle
VILLAINOUS RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!



VS.... 

BEGIN!

The Joker is in Lime  while Pennywise is in  Maroon 

The Joker (0:13):  Why so Serious? You delirious freak

Honestly your series has already reached its peak

While my stories have wonderful intricacy

Your story has kids having sex in the sewers. CRAZY!

Come on man, your just unfun

I ate up China just for a pun

I’m gonna whack your buck-tooth face harder than Jason Todd

So I really hope that you’ll start to enjoy my Kirtan Rodd

Pennywise: You want a balloon you bleached buffoon

You know that Marvel’s gonna completely outschool you soon

I terrorize and frighten the kids of Derry

You send kids of Gotham to the cemetery

Because you blew up their whole school, ooh

How does it feel to be Batman’s tool, ooh

Just to boost his ego, buddy

Cause you will never beat him in anything, sonny

I can change into all types of forms

From a spider to Frankenstien’s Monster

It shows that I’m the king, and you are the jester

The Joker: Well in that case you’re the molester

Pennywise: Don’t ever speak to me like that again, Jackie

The Joker: Oh really, your silly, I don’t like the way you laugh

But good job on making kids scared by a bunch of photographs

That is truly a novelty, especially when you’re a tv movie’s wannabe

And your jumpscares are even funnier than a god-damn comedy, ayy

Don’t even try to compete you sewer dwelling troll

Because the things I’ve done will really take its toll

Actually I have a list of everything I’ve ever done right now!

So why don’t you take a break, from putting young kids at stake

So play with your paper boat and hush

Because as I say Madness only takes a little push

You know James Gordon, I shot his daughter and killed his wife

Cut my own face off with a knife

Beat harley quinn until she went insane

Made superman kill Lois Lane

Poisoned young kids to make them feel pain

And possible killed the Waynes, wink wink

Don’t even try me bitch, I will leave you in a ditch. That’s all I gotta say

But I’m gonna say more cause that’s who I am

I skinned my ex-partner, made him look like spam

Rained shards of glass, killed people for practice

And poisoned many beauty products with some acid

I’ve got even more but that’s it for today

Now what the hell are you going to say

Because your a twitchy rape-faced loser, just like Mr. Gacy

Pennywise: Your more abusive than Tom, but meanwhile still live with your mom

How am I supposed to take you seriously man

When your last verse was about you being cynical, damn

Meanwhile hypocritical too

And wilder than a zoo

Remember that leto phase, nobody should ever give that any praise

Your brother told me Haly’s Circus was bad, so come join mine

You can float too, unlike your terrible rhymes

I spent 20 seconds rapping and I prevailed

You spent 1 minute and just like your comedic career, you FAILED!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE (This was my idea)

VILLANOUS RAP BATTLES (HA HA HA) OF FICTION!

Who won? The Joker Pennywise