User blog:The Boron Detective/Epic Rap Battles of This is Bohring Mid-Finale: Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat

Hello, Wikians. I'm going to be away for perhaps as long or longer than a month after this, so this is a see you later sort of battle. Today we have Shadaloo from Street Fighter against Outworld from Mortal Kombat, in a battle to see what the greatest fighting franchise of all time truly is.

Peter as M Bison, Scorpion

Zach as Vega, Quan Chi

Lloyd as Sagat, Shao Kahn, Baraka

Keegan-Michael Key as Balrog

Peele as Goro (audio)

Timothy DeLaGhetto as Shang Tsung

Watsky as Akuma (audio)

Xin Wuku as Goro (video), Akuma (video)

Any text in bold is the whole team

Shadaloo:
I will be the Psycho Crusher, because you must be insane

Rap battle's a Street Fight, I already won this game

I was the first champion so you won't even Muay tie

Consuming your souls until The Power is Mine

I'll unmask your fates as I dice up your face

And like my soul, we'll tear in twain these fakes

When I Bal-rock the Mic you're fearing for your lives

This is even as my fight with Dan but I won't take a dive

Cast you off like a gauntlet as I harken to Freddy

Fight as yourself, certainly to me be that'd be an animality

You're a gore porn trio, with story ignored for palette swaps

Defeated by old men, cops, and other Street Fighter ripoffs

Outworld Empire:
Pathetic. Let me break this down twice as fast kids

You see, when Goro lives you'll leave in a casket

And I won't bring you back from the Nether realm

I'll cast you off as one of my far lesser selves

Strike hard as a hammer, and take over your world

It's pure beasts, and gods, against men from Earth

Take charge as I shoulder in, see what's up my sleeves

Packed four of them in each diss, I am the greatest, Quan Chi?

Yes, my Lord? Prove yourself worthy of master magician

How shall you prosper, my pawn defeated your champion!

And we'll bite of your heads, in more ways than one

Leaving you hoping for a Friendship when we're done 

Akuma does the Raging Demon and you see him standing over all the Shadaloo members

Akuma:
You have awoken the Raging Demon, flee now for mercy

Or I shall destroy your very souls, feel that hurting?

I'll awaken your dark sides just to bring you night

Bleed out your fight and dampen your living daylights

I'll be Tekken on you chumps as a solid shotokan

Eliminating your empire as fast as any ninja clan

As to your crumbling prides, I have the solution

Meet your end tasting my Gohadoken!

The Tarkatan Xenomorph busts out of Baraka's chest

Tarkatan Xenomorph:
hissss... you want to be a killer, you need to spit acid

With my defensive capacity even fighting me is a hazard

I make Jason seem like a child's daydream

So Darth Vader here will make like Baraka off screen

A kunai appears through the Xenomorph's face

Scorpion:
GET OVER HERE! I'll send you to hell, you won't be back

Because it's getting TOASTY as I spit infernal attacks

Kunai through eye not decried by sensei guy

Then backflip the beat on the clone who failed fratricide

The End:
Who won? Mortal Kombat (Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung, Baraka, Quan Chi, Goro, Tarkatan Xenomorph and Scorpion) Street Fighter (M Bison, Sagat, Vega, Balrog and Akuma)