User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Jack Skellington vs Pumpkinhead - Epic Rap Battles of Horror Season 4 October Special

Hello everyone. Welcome back to this series. Yea. So it's been a while??? Kinda??? Idk. I've been horribly busy lately and I actually finished this battle back last week or so. Either way, it was pretty damn predictable, a lot of people guessed it before it happened. I tried to throw you off with complex hints but people weren't budging because assumptions over rule hints I guess Idfk. Either way, welcome to the Epic Rap Battles of Horror October Special. Notice I didn't call it a Halloween Special. That's because, for once, I acknowledge that it is nowhere near Halloween we've still got two weeks or something. Idk I'll make it up to you maybe. Either way, in todays battle, the king of Halloween Town, Jack Skellington, has a SCARING contest with the vengance demon, Pumpkinhead, to see who's the real Pumpkin King. This battle was suggested by mulitple people that I was too lazy to find the comments from, so I'll just list a few - GIR, BTTF and Dragon. Ye. Alright I think that's everything, enjoy the battle.

Cast
Cranbersher as Jack Skellington (animation), Nice Peter (audio)

Brian Neunhoffer as Pumpkinhead (video), EpicLLOYD (audio)

Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Mary Doodles as Lock, Shock and Barrel (audio)

Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Dante Cimadamore, Mary Doodles as Halloween Town inhabitants (audio)

Beat: No Limit

Announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!



VS!



BEGIN!

Jack Skellington:
Is that doubt and fear I hear? Allow me to kill this beat like Chris

Goosebumps when you hear my hiss - Scaring both adults and kids!

Get the Funny Bones moving with a Humerus diss - No treats, all tricks!

The Pumpkin King of mics and the abyss! But what’s this? What’s this?

Well, aren’t you an Oogie Boogie? Fearsome and ugly little soul!

But withstand Jack’s Raps? Time to Lock! Shock! and Roll! (Aw!)

Don't act as if my rhymes are one you can defy - I'm the king of your kind!

And it looks like you've ran out of time - who’s up for some Pumpkin Pie?

Pumpkinhead:
Our tale begins with you, and ends with Sally's broken Kingdom Heart

As Skellington's sent to hell again when I grind his bones apart

Tragic? No, burying a bag of bones like I would a hatchet,

Chomping the saddest talentless maggot like a plate of Haggis

Now it’s serious business, disses as twisted as your gimmicks

Even with your army of dimwits, you’re not even the best at stealing Christmas

Send you back under the bed with the rest of your scraggly undead,

‘Cause there’s nothing to protect once you’re in debt to Pumpkinhead

Jack Skellington:
I would prefer to keep it clean- I’m normally not one for getting mean,

But it’s a Blood Feud- Let’s make a scene! This Is Halloween!

I could bring poetry more flowingly even without my head,

Leave this inbred and his friends feeling dread like a Day of the Dead!

You seem an utmost evil creation, but you should lower weapons first

Because if sequel success is any indication, perhaps skip on your second verse

The most massive of classics! Bringing scares without unnecessary violence,

It’s Ashes to Ashes! A second rapping Pumpkinhead has been silenced!

Pumpkinhead:
Poor Jack. A toxic and idiotic Narcissist who defies all sorts of logic

But you’re the boss when you go gothic, from them I hear you’re a Hot Topic

This bendy scam looks like a gay Slender Man, cement every word I present

Because you best believe I meant that I’ll be bringing Jack's Lament

Mr Unlucky's sucking at song, get your raps covered by Manson

You’re shooting blanks, I’ve got the lines that’ll light a Jack up like a Lantern

So take your meaningless crown back to your clowns in Halloween Town

‘Cause even they know there’s no fucking with the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!

Outro


Who won? Jack Skellington Pumpkin Head

Hint decoding:

Haggis: ''Haggis is the name of the witch that made Pumpkin Head. Fight me.''

You won't be able to stomach this: Skeleton pun.

R - 1^3: ''R - 1 = S^3 = SSS. SSS = Spooky Scary Skeleton. Fight me.''