User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4- No. 24 Mao Zedong vs Kim Jong-un

In the 24th battle in my series, I put two Asian dictators against each other, Kim Jong-un vs Mao Zedong.

Cast
Timothy DeLaGhetto - Mao Zedong

FreddieW - Kim Jong-un

Mike Diva - Hirohito

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJncUJNiAjo - Mao starts at 0:21

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

MAO ZEDONG

VS

KIM JONG-UN

BEGIN!

Mao Zedong:
This fat wannabe leader is about to feel the pain of Mao,

Because this foolish chicken is about to be Kung POWED,

My victory is as clear as your big-ass double chin,

Stop acting so serious, would it kill you to grin?

What will happen to you is Kim Jong-il fated,

You're too young for leadership, you really should've waited,

Time for the Red Army to charge on your pathetic ass,

You're horrible Korean border is about to be passed!

Kim Jong-un:
You silly Chinese basturd, get back to work!

I'm considered bad, but we know you're the real jerk!

I despise your raps, they're enough to make me puke!

If you even try to step to me, you'll go face-to-face with my nukes!

Mao Zedong:
I'm the chairman of life, you're just an Asian joke,

You're like Fidel Castro, minus the cigar smoke,

I respect Marx and Lenin, you respect Chef Boyardee,

No matter how many nukes you've got, I'll still win, guaranteed!

Kim Jong-un:
I am Kim Jong-un! The best of the best!

I'm better than you, there's no contest!

I'm dropping more nukes than you can even count!

I'll shove you in jail and show you what being a leader's all about!

(Hirohito jumps out of a WWII airplane and lands between the two.)

Hirohito:
Emperor Hirohito's here now, and its these two dicks that I'll be teaching,

The fate of a nation's at stake, and one's eating, one's preaching,

These two dumb shits think they have what it takes?

Ha! I think Kimmy Un here needs to stop filling up on milkshakes,

And Mao, you little pissant, you're far from a God,

The fact that you both came to power seems odd,

So learn your lesson from a true lord, and bow down to the master,

If you try to escape my wrath, I'll take my gun, so hope you can run faster!

(Hirohito shoots Kim Jong-il and Mao Zedong in their heads and walks away.)

Who Won? Mao Zedong Kim Jong-il Hirohito