User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas - Electro VS Cole Macgrath

though of some more random battles, starting with the electricity using...people. Whatever lets do it.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Electro VS Cole Macgrath! BEGIN!

Electro:

Charge up, be ready to fight this conductor.

You weakling, allow me to be your instructor.

I hear the voices, telling me what to do.

They say i should easily beat you.

Cause if needed i can always call up the sinister six.

We'll beat you fast, and maybe throw spiderman in the mix.

I'm a walking power plant, you're nothing but a spark plug.

I've already murdered your conduit bitches, so stop looking so smug.

Don't act like you're the god of thunder these days.

Really you're just the result of a playstation advertising craze.

Cole:

Listen up birthday boy, why don't you turn off the dark?

You aren't a threat with that tiny spark.

I light you up and drain your energy like a battery.

I'll show you true power, and cause one hell of an energy abnormality.

Almost became a vampire walking on Devil's Night.

But i didn't and yet im still filling you with fright.

Bitch, I'm the demon of empire city.

You're just mad, sad and lonely, what a pity.

You've got so many versions i don't know where to start.

I'll shock you death and then jump start your heart.

Then i'll kill you again just to prove a point.

Get so fired up because i rock and shock this joint!

Electro:

Shut up! With that bitchy girl you have got.

What kind of insults and disses are these you've brought?

They're weak, like i already said you were.

I'll electrify you so fast, it'll be just a blur.

Think of me as the new Bertrand, cause im out for power.

I'll rob and kill and charge up, this is my finest hour.

And you're in the way, trying to cause me frustration.

You were already replaced by Delsin in the next generation!

Cole: 

Don't you even talk about being replaced.

You're movie villain was Skrillex, you're nothing but disgraced.

You'll be slaughtered like militia if you mess with the Devil.

Keep powering up, i'll let you know when you get to my level.

I've beaten you so badly, you'll just get mad and call out foul play.

Always remember the face of the patron saint of New Marais.

Cause you're the one who is spineless and weak.

Such a foolish villain who could be beaten by Zeke!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

Hint For Next Battle: Guarding the World from Assassins, Bounty Hunters and Whoever Else Dares Challange This A-Hole.