User blog comment:Angryvideogamebird/5 Reasons to Love/Hate an ERB contestant/@comment-1197011-20150424181318

Einstein:
 * Love - Revolutionized the way we understand spacetime.
 * Hate - Cheated on his wife. A lot.

Ben Franklin:
 * Love - Freed his own slaves and fought for all slaves' freedom.
 * Hate - He thinks a turkey is better symbol than an eagle?! Wtf?!

Genghis Khan:
 * Love - Promoted religious tolerance across his empire
 * Hate - So much rape...

Dumbledore:
 * Love - Defeated Grindelwald.
 * Hate - His tendency to never explain things properly...

Shakespeare:
 * Love - Created so many fascinating characters!
 * Hate - The prologue of The Taming of the Shrew is never revisited elsewhere in the rest of the play.

Sherlock Holmes:
 * Love - His sharp wit and snarky remarks.
 * Hate - Leaving Watson, Lestrade and everybody else in the dark about what he's discovered until the last freaking second.

Doctor Who:
 * Love - This quote about his family, while consoling Victoria over the death of her father.
 * Hate - He told Susan that one day he would come back, and then never did.

Santa Claus:
 * Love - He's a jolly bowl of jelly giving holiday presents!
 * Hate - Allows all those posers to impersonate him and lie to children at the mall!

Nikola Tesla:
 * Love - Wanted to make power free.
 * Hate - All those creepy things (earthquake machine; possibly romantic attraction to a pigeon; etc.)

Edgar Allan Poe:
 * Love - His work inspired generations of writers.
 * Hate - "Berenice". Don't read it, you might have nightmares forever! *shudder*