User blog:Andrew0218/Hirohito vs Mao Zedong - Dem Epic Rap Battles

LOL I made another Rap Battle so you all can have a laughingstock



Anyway, Chinese Chairman Mao Zedong battles against Japanese Emperor Hirohito, to see who is a better Asian leader.



'''DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES! '''

'''HIROHITO! '''

'''VS! '''

'''MAO ZEDONG! '''

<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">BEGIN!
<h4 class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">Mao Zedong: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">This Chinese leader is gonna school you fast

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Bomb drop, Hiroshima is a blast from the past

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">This is not gonna end well for Hirohito, matey

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Cause this rap battle is the second Battle of Leyte

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Every word I say, you’d better mark it down

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Study it, see why you shouldn’t hold the crown

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I control my country; you’re a puppet to your army

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Want to see real power? Come and join my Party

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Seek the truth from the facts, revolutions I led

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Battle me? Why don’t you take care of your children instead?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">So retreat, admit defeat, or Japanese blood will be shed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Hammer you, decapitate you, and you’ll be red and dead

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<h4 class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">Hirohito: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Let us talk about countries, but don’t you dare to compare sizes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Now hear me spit some gunfire and watch the sun rises

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You needed some revision for your obnoxious rhymes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I mean how can your rhymes not be considered war crimes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">How much men you’ve killed? I think you know the answer

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Look at how much you weigh, I’d rather have duodenal cancer

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">When it comes to dictators, you came out the worst

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Caused a massacre in China just to quench your thirst

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Open up your mind; see who’s the real genius

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Combine all your theory; I’m still the one that’s ingenious

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Why don’t you try use five years to lower your weight

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Now try to do a little math, what is eight times eight?

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<h4 class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">Mao Zedong: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">You’d better stop right now, don’t even try to start a war

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Your whole country can’t compare to my Gang of Four

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’ve defeated you lyrically in this rap dojo

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Regret your decision? Might as well call yourself Tojo

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<h4 class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">Hirohito: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Chinese version of Hitler, but your death toll is much higher

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">How many lives you have to take to fulfil your desire?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Yes your brainwashing worked and in China you get all the cheers

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">But you can’t hide that you ruined China for 27 years

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">WHO WON? '''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">WHO’S NEXT? '''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">YOU DECIDE!  <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES! '''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:18.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"ArialUnicodeMS"">