User blog:Jjhd123/Fanmade Battles by JJ

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

HENRY FORD VERSUS OPTIMUS PRIIIIIIIIME! BEGIN...

Ford:

I can’t afford to lose, but I’m a millionaire Robots have no emotions; you can’t even shed a tear Tough shit, you robot b***h! I made the automobile! You wouldn't exist without me! And your ass ain't even real! Show respect for my likeness, I’ll throw your ass in the dump Before you save planet Earth, you and Elita One always gotta hump! My franchise of cars has changed history Let’s see this Prime transform into a Model T!

Optimus:

Autobots, roll out! While I spit some of my sick disses Ford thinks he can top a Transformer? Bro, you’re a pacifist! A gay ass inventor? I couldn’t stand another! Thinking you’re so fine when you drive, you’re like the Third Wright Brother! I destroy the Decepticons with my homeboy Bumblebee! When World War II hit, you lost mental stability! Headline news: Ford got f**ked! You must’ve been really influencial, sneaking your way into Mein Kumpf!

Ford:

At least I have a brain; you’re a power-mad A.I! And only 6-year-old kids cried in the movies when you died! If you’re so epic and awesome, then where the hell is your cock? Even Sam Witwicky forgot you when he went f**king Megan Fox!

Optimus:

b***h, you made a crappy car out of nuts and screws! I saved Cybertron and Earth, and beat Leonard Nimoy, too! You don’t have the technology to fight me!

Ford: Bite me!

Optimus: My life is more than meets than eye! Don’t worry, I’ll crush you politely!

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!! EPIC *SHINK* *WHOOSH* *VRROOOOMMM* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!