User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 2: Davy Jones vs Bloody Mary

Hello my fairies! Welcome to the second installment of MBOHS Season 2! This suggestion was the brainchild of Cave and PiratePrincess, and it is simply beautiful. It's obvious most of it came from PP. Thanks to my old best friend Shadow Byrd for chiseling this (sorry Legion ;-;), TK for being my flow tester, Wonder for viewing the demo in June, and Leandro for the absolutely beautiful cover <3. (which will be posted shortly)

Beat
Insane

Locations
Bloody Mary is in a blood stained bathroom, lights flickering

Davy Jones is on his rotting ship, in the middle of storm

Lyrics
==='''Bloody Mary: '''===  Ooh, whisper my name you’ll see me there,

 In the bathroom corner, face hidden in hair

 Turn the lights out, then turn them on,

 You’ll find your splintered members chomped

 More blood in the sink than when your ship went down,

 I’m flowing so hard, but this ain’t the first time you drowned!

 Go grab a Spongebob, cause you’re looking green!

 The spirits warned me, of your dead delivery

 I show a fate, make the person weep,

 I see you’ll fall to a slaughter, verbally!

 I’ll drop you on the mic, leave the battle shipwrecked!

 It’s like I’m coming on board with my foot in your poop deck! ==='''Davy Jones: '''===  Oi that’s original, the Captain’s never heard that pun before!

 I don’t need to battle, my crew’s used to screwing whores!

 I’m firing off hard hitters like I got a wad in the mouth!

 I thought I was the salty one, since I’m the sap that drowned!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> I can’t stand this bitch so I’m here to take her down a peg leg!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Never stop hunting you, my locker’s locked and dead set!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> You make me sick, summoning forth a gruesome Halloween gag!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> You’re pretty batty! To look like Ozzy Osbourne in drag! ==='''Bloody Mary: '''=== <p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Your disses barely touched me, said nothing,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> About my unique, freaky, mythology!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> You can’t compete! Your legacy was buried under the depths,\

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Saved by man only to be butchered by Johnny Depp!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> You’re a mess! Your god given fruit is rotted by scurvy!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> I’m spitting demolition, it’s tradition that the captain shall go down burning! ==='''Davy Jones: '''=== <p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> I ain’t afraid of you, bitch! Just your polluted womb!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> It’s a terrifying place! No GerberLife tomb!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Get down in galleys men! ‘Cause I’m about to cut through

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> More water than this flat momma ever could do!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> So you better turn tail when I cock the rocks up!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> You’ll end up more bloody once you’re knocked up

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

'''MYTHICAL! RAP RAP RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORIC-'''

SCREAM

OH SHIT

Poll
Who Won? Bloody Mary Davy Jones