User blog:Epicnail/Google Dis Rap

This is way past due. Google has to be one of my least favorite companies, especially now after buying out Twitch and ruining it with censorship, just like poor old Youtube. This isn't gonna stand. Nope. Google will probably never see this, unless if they buy out wikia for some reason *shudders*, but I'm going to make it anyway. Fuk da police.

Google Dis Rap:

This is a Google Search; no way you can run from me,

cuz suddenly a nail is here to hammer down your company

and shatter your Glass with all the screams of the users

who have accused Google of being greedy losers

and scrooging off each and every one of your fans

you ruined two great sites, with your money-hungry hands

You turned Youtube into Youtube, threw us all under the bus

to save yourself from lawsuits, what'd you give us? Google+

Screw your social network and its one or two fans

it couldn't be more pitiful if written in comic sans

You've reached your third strike, and I'm not talking copyright

your site is unusable, ugly, and sloppy, like

you're adding new features that nobody wanted

And the all white channels that make me wanna vomit

but if I did, the result would look significantly better

<p style="text-align:center;">than anything you asshats could ever put together

<p style="text-align:center;">You took away the five stars, and gave us two thumbs

<p style="text-align:center;">but I need a middle finger for my message to you bums

<p style="text-align:center;">I thought you stopped your terror, but then you flipped the switch

<p style="text-align:center;">and these rich little richards went and took over Twitch

<p style="text-align:center;">it's now a matter of time before you nickle and dime

<p style="text-align:center;">every user that you're using; what you're doing is a crime

<p style="text-align:center;">Screw Chrome, I'll use Explorer, just not you.

<p style="text-align:center;">and Bing too; for this rap I used Yahoo.

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