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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

BATMAN

VS

MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEGIN!

Batman
'I'M BATMAN! Here to show you a true icon, man '

I'm a true character, you're so fucking bland

I'll be in my mansion, drink my bat-martini when I'm done

I got over 100 problems to deal with, yet you aren't one 

The drugs you have you use to run around with will never take me down

You're nothing to me, I have loads of experience with clowns 

You're more harry than the ape you dealt with in your first game 

In the second one they eviler than the people I deal with day to day

I'm the true fact of badass, you're playable Santa Claus 

You can jump away from this, it's time for your fall 

'I'm a billionaire, plumber. I'm motherfucking rich'

Time to turn this battle into 1986 

I could be in front of you, left or right, or right behind your back

If I turned around I could probably still see your fat 

The first game you ever had proves you cheated on your girlfriend 

When this battle ends, I'll make you even more red

Mario
''It's a-me Mario! I'm in the rappin' house, yo!''

''I'm the god of gaming. You're moody and asexual''

To me, Bruce, you ain't even a miniboss 

Take this mushroom, grow up, learn how to deal with a loss

I'm the king of Nintendo, DC is getting screwed by Marvel

In the box office, they have more money than you could ever know

In lego or in CGI, I'll beat your ass, so let's meet face to hammer 

I'd give you all my coins if you name one person who reads comics anymore

''Martha. '''MARTHA? 'See, that word makes you have a huge fit 

''You're more childish than my audience. When it comes to you, people prefer your main villain ''

You're more full of shit than the pipes I was cleaning before this

So it's odd-to-see a whining, crying bat in our mitts 

Batman
'You call me asexual? Please. I got tons of babes '

Ask Superman, hell, I even got Louis Lane 

You can your princess ain't no match for me, step up your game

Criminals with more balls than you shit their pants at the sound of my name 

I have multi-million car, have fun go-karting

Or you could massacre more deformed mushrooms if that's your thing

Try to beat me in any sport, even if it start's with Mario

I got more brains, bronze, and balls than two of you, mustachio   

'So who's the true superhero in the studio? '

'A true man or the cow being milked at Nintendo? '

Why don't you Nintendo Switch to someone else to fight, or just turn around and go?

You could never survive 30 seconds with me, even with cheat codes!

Mario
Mama Mia, that a spicy meatball you gave out, you know?

But I was too distracted by Christian's Bale's sore throat

''All your money and your gadgets? I'll always 1-UP that shit ''

And with this flower in my hand, it's time to get this Mario Party lit

Yes, my biggest tragedy was when I faced the silver screen 

But at least it was watchable, unlike your third and fourth movies 

''Because I got swag. I got power. In this fight, you got no way to defend ''

Even if she gets kidnapped, I can still keep a girlfriend 

I'm gonna leave you with a gift and then this rap is done 

Take this 1-UP, because after seeing BVS, DC's really gonna need one

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

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RAP

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BATTLES

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OF HISTORY!

WHO WON? Batman Mario