Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

center|border|600px"I'm a descendant of the Gods, don't anger me, trick!"

- Cleopatra Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe  is the twentieth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the fifth installment in Season 2. It features the final Egyptian pharoah  Cleopatra, competing against actress Marilyn Monroe. It was released May 7, 2012.

Cast
Kimmy Gatewood as Marilyn Monroe

Angela Trimbur as Cleopatra

Nice Peter as John F. Kennedy (cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Marlon Brando (cameo)

KassemG as Himself (cameo)

Lyrics
Marilyn Monroe:

Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is,

Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses,

You could never kick my ass, so kiss my clitoris,

This ugly hag and Kassem G got matching noses!

Cleopatra:

You better hold more than your skirt, miss, please,

I'm the queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me,

Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees,

Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read,

You'll sleep with any ugly dude who say he Likes it Hot,

Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box,

I'm a descendant of the Gods, don't anger me, trick,

You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates!

Marilyn Monroe:

I've had some ugly boys but you're forgetting the others,

Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you fucked your own brothers,

You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace,

Gettin' Lo on Mark Antony, tossing Caesar's salad,

You wear too much eye liner for anyone to adore you,

You might as well be working the door at Sephora,

I got an ass that won't quit, you've had an asp and got bit, on the tit!

Somebody wrap this bitch back in a carpet!

Cleopatra:

You still got no children after your third marriage,

You lost so many babies, they should call you Miss Carriage,

You got an hourglass figure, but that's about it.

A Candle in the Wind that can't act for shit!

Marilyn Monroe: 

Translate this into hieroglyphs!

Your sandy vagina has a Seven Year Itch,

My best friends are diamonds you can't beat me, quit tripping,

Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian!

Trivia

 * This is the first battle that Nice Peter didn't rap in.
 * This is the first battle to only feature female actors rapping.
 * Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga was the first to feature two female rappers, however Lady Gaga was portrayed by Nice Peter.