User blog:MetalFire/User rap battles of Wikian history: MetalFire vs EpicNail

Welcome to the epic battle between Nail and I, enjoy

MetalFire:
o/ Well well it's time to beat this Nail, call me MC Hammer

Oh you've had all those arguments with Wonder? Didn't your mom teach you manners

Scorching you in a pool of Fire and I've got a soul harder then Metal

After witnessing your stupidity I could've sworn I popped a vessel

You're so lazy that you can't even make a legit series

Like my girl Maud Pie I'll Super Smash you till you're weary

Even Stoff and WoodenHornets can agree I got the best disses on the wiki

Your Random Rap Battles are like your covers, pure shitty!!

Epicnail:
Wow, about time you decided to speak up

Like wut? Silentest user, with rapping just as weak, yup.

You've got no luck, I'm the random rap god!

Metal plz, I laugh at thee! Just stick to being chat Maud!

Like why do you try? You lost to Weavile? Shocker.

You don't "rock" at all, you almost lost to Silent Mocker.

Like legit, I'm lol-ing at your lousy diction

This writing's even worse than in your fanfiction!

MetalFire:
Wow after hearing that pathetic excuse for a verse, even Dean could do better

Has your brain rusted or something and I'm quite clever

I'll lyrically kick you across Galaxy's say hello to Rosalina

Sure I may have lost to a Pokemon, but I won't have to try to beat ya

Made it into the Leader board with just Luckybadges? Aren't you hardworking

While you're running a failed Wiki, I'll be here burning

You're about as scary as Fluttershy and people say I'm cool

Face It bro you're even more stupider then the ghettos at your school

Epicnail:
You should look before you type! You can't even spell Majora's Mask!

Userpage a laugh, with a pic of you in a fedora hat!

Your rap flow's broke, and that's not a lot joke.

Like yo, I heard your battles and I was like "lol nope"

Let me take you to school, because you write too good

Amirite? Drop the pen, like really, you should!

I wrote better battles about dogs and cats!

Why don't you take my pony battle and go clop to that?

Who Won??? MetalFire Epicnail