User blog:TheDemoPan/Demopan's Rap Battles: Mr. Bean vs Pee-Wee Herman

EPIC PAN RAP BATTLES!!!!!



BEGIN!

Bean:

Oh, hello! I've seen your show before!

With your annoying voice I can't believe your lips aren't sore

You just live in a house full of talking stuff

With all your imaginary friends and without any love

I make all the people laugh

With turkeys and paint bombs galore

And I have a lot of dope rhymes in store

I was even a spy at one point, and that fact you can't top

When I'll finish my verse, you'll be left to rot!

Pee-Wee:

I recognize you too

I saw you once on my TV

But I turned it off right there

Because you're just a big rip-off of me!

You appeared in lots of things

I will admit

But I was the first adult that acted like a kid

You think you're cool with your girlfriend?

Pfft, don't make me laugh

She doesn't even like you

And at least I'm smart enough to have dialogue!

Bean:

Good gravy, you've gotta be kidding

Your raps are so bad my ears are bleeding

Humor without dialogue is harder to do

The Playhouse came first

And so did your character

But I'm always funnier than you

Pee-Wee:

I'm sick of you

Go back to Blackadder

And you know what you should take with you?

All that annoying canned laughter

Your cartoon's even unfunnier than your real life show

Now pack your stuff and hurry, GO!