User blog:The 25th/Epic Rap Battle of the Bands

Note: John Lennon in yellow, Paul McCartney in blue , the Beatles in red , Barry Gibb in green , Maurice Gibb in orange , and the Bee Gees in violet.



Epic Rap Battles of History!

The Beatles!

versus

The Bee Gees!

'''BEGIN! '''

  

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">The Beatles: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:yellow">Hey dudes, let me take you back to 1960 <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif""> 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:yellow">Where a legend group was formed, am I right, Paul McCartney?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">And look at this triad, making a song One

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">So get burned <span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:yellow">(and Stay Alive), <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif""> ‘cause Here Comes the Sun!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#C0504D; mso-themecolor:accent2">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">Bee Gees: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#9BBB59; mso-themecolor:accent3">Wait, excuse us, but we’re made in 1958

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">That’s two years earlier, when your hard rock was made

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#9BBB59; mso-themecolor:accent3">That’s means we got first, so <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#7030A0">Don’t Forget to Remember <span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#C0504D; mso-themecolor:accent2">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">We will show you some Tragedy, <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#C0504D;mso-themecolor:accent2"> <span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">so you’ll get your <span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#C0504D; mso-themecolor:accent2"> <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#7030A0">Night Fever! <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#C0504D;mso-themecolor:accent2">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#C0504D; mso-themecolor:accent2">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">The Beatles: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">Well, our music got ten Grammy’s, you only have a half

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:yellow">Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band? Oh, wait…

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">Bee Gees: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#9BBB59; mso-themecolor:accent3">You see? Our films make your band feel <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#7030A0">More Than a Woman <span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#9BBB59; mso-themecolor:accent3">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">And <span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif""> With A Little Help with My Friends, uhm, what?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">The Beatles: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:yellow">Wow, this is certainly A Day in our Life

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">Bee Gees: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#F79646; mso-themecolor:accent6">For a tribute to us, your group made a film?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">The Beatles: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">This battle is not good with four of the fab

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#4F81BD; mso-themecolor:accent1">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">Bee Gees: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif";color:#9BBB59; mso-themecolor:accent3">I think we should stop this and go on an Island with a Stream

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">(the two battlers left)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">(awkward silence)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">New note: Chris Martin in blue and Niall Horan in green.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">Coldplay: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">Come up to meet you, tell you I’m sorry 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">You don’t know how to beat these people with me 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">Your music does have the Worst Songs Ever 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">You’ll gonna lose this to us, One Way or Another! '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">You have No Control, so we will try to Fix You 

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">Don’t Panic, we will just go and Diss You! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">You know the worst part of The Story of Your Life? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">When Zayn Malik left on March 25! '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#4F81BD;mso-themecolor:accent1">  

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">One Direction: 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">Do you know that we want to end this Right Now 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">Since we still have a concert at a country you won’t go 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">So we’ll See You Soon, the rest is History 

<p class="MsoNormal">''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">There’s still One Thing, we will win this Happily! ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">And when the Night Changes, it’s perfect to leave this 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">Battle with you, ‘cause you don’t know what Magic is 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">Your cold music hasn’t got your band any women 

<p class="MsoNormal">''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"; color:#9BBB59;mso-themecolor:accent3">And there’s a thing that’s sure: You’ll never Drag Us Down! ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">WHAT HAPPENED? '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">WHO ACTUALLY WON? '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">WHO’S NEXT? '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">  

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif"">YOU DECIDE!

'''

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"LucidaSansUnicode","sans-serif""> EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! '''