User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS: Season 1.5 News With Pope Joan

Hello! GravityMan here but you guys can call me Grav. I’m hear to announce the second half of Season 1, with four battles to conclude this. Here to help me is the one, the only, the amazing, POPE JOAN

 Oh hai y’all, Pope Joan’s in the house. I’m gonna be in a battle!

Shhhhh! Pretend you didn’t hear that. Anyway, I’ve been working for the past week on the first three battles of Season 1.5 of Mythical Battles of Historical Shit, but I don’t have a finale!

 He means he can’t think of a finale, guys. What a dum-dum. Bleugh.

SO I WANT YOUR SUGGESTIONS! I WANNA SEE EPIC LEGEND AGAINST EPIC LEGEND. I WANT ROYALES. I WANT TEAM BATTLES. I WANT A MIX. I WANT A

 Blowjob?

What.

 Hey I gave birth in the street hot fuck, no morals baby, this gurl is baaaaaad. You seemed so stressed too….

Well looks like Imma gonna cut this News Video short. But the lyrics will be better, the flows: flowy-er, and finally Hip Hop will give me an undoubted YE. Anyway, I’m proud to announced this season will have some of the darkest emcees ever, a girl vs girl battle, and some are just plain beast.

 Hell yeah, Imma take that string strumming virgin!

Shhhhh Joan, your time will come…speaking of cumming….

 slaps GravityMan 

Damn, what a confusing chick. Anyway, so yeah, I need finale ideas, Season 1.5 will start up after a one or two week hiatus. Probably one week.

 Oh yeah and you can’t forget-

Oh yup, I’m pleased to announce the first ever guest writer in my series, the extremely talented ThyNotShallRap! I’m very excited for the battle he’s in, I’m a major fan of his series, Epic Rap Battles of Warriors! It really is something, please check it out. Like honestly, it’s a diamond in the rough, I think you guys will really dig it.

 Now get to work on my battle ho!

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