User blog:AlphynKing/Epic Rap Battles of AlphynKing: Thresh VS Thanatos Halloween Special

Let's do this!
Thresh:

Call me Cho’Gath ! ‘cause I’m about to Feast !

You may find your heartbeat has...ceased.

While some eat things like steak and mutton,

when I have enough souls I’m a Soul Glutton.

The Chain Warden is no noob, I’m striking in fear with Blood Moon !

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Relax...it will be over soon.

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Thanatos:

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Do I smell the Scent of Death ? I do love it so.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">So go ahead and take your last breath,

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">just like your prisoners come and go.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re just a knockoff Davy Jones, but way off his rocker,

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">here, why don’t you let me show to his locker?

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">‘cause you’re nothing but a bag of bones,

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(21,190,112);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;">Thresh:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(21,190,112);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.666666666666666px;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m gonna go on and slay! You think you can run away?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">NOT TODAY!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It won’t be long before you’re dragged without a say,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">and my sharpened scythe will Flay !

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’m the best Support in the game! No wonder Mata <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> won with me!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Getting me that Championship <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> and lots of fame!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Just let me take your pitiful life, it’s my job,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#15be70;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">exactly like when I took Senna, oh did Lucian sob.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(153,153,153);white-space:pre-wrap;">Thanatos:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This Hand of Death is about reap!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">When the Soul Harvester comes even immortals weep.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I’d say so long from this Archon ,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">But that would be so wrong,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">considering death is the greatest phenomenon.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So when the lights start dim, and your fate is looking grim,

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Who won? Who's next? You kinda decide!
Who do you think won? Thresh Thanatos You suck