User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 29: Batgirl vs Kim Possible



Hello denizens of ERB. Didn't realize I've been gone for so long lol. Sorry about that. Well, I hate leaving things unfinished, so I'm back to get Season 3 polished off and completed. It seems I'm part of the 2019 renaissance of fanmade series. I do have a few quick shoutouts to give for my revival. One, TK. Really appreciate your support. That comment on Raven vs Poe was a surprising amount of inspiration to finish. Two, Stoff. Your suggestion was the first to break my funk, and you've provided plenty of great ones throughout the series. Much love. And last but not least, everyone who actually pays attention to this series. Tanks a bunch.

Without further ado, tis Batgirl vs Kim Possible in a bout of redheaded, teenage girls that double as crime fighters.

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:08

Batgirl:
You’re in the wrong city Kimmy, but it’s more fun for me

You’ll be the second redhead I’ve busted since Poison Ivy

I work solo. Have been since I donned the cape and cowl

You pocket a rat with a sinfully ugly scowl

I’ve been learning from the best since my dad cleaned up the streets

You’ve been learning stupid cheers that put the fans to sleep!

With blue men and green women being less of a threat than Bonnie

It’s no wonder you found some fun in friendzoning Ronnie

Kim Possible:
You work solo huh? Honey that’s real cute

Try again when you don’t have a stolen batsuit

With Nightwing and Robin already being lethal weapons

You don’t even qualify as Batman’s sloppy seconds

But maybe I’m being mean, you’ve done some great work yourself!

Like when you beat Livewire with Supergirl’s help

You’re so not the drama, and I can still kick your hiney

After all, you haven’t been relevant since the 90s

Batgirl:
Oh please, it’s not rocket science. Your parents have you set

Don’t act like all your gear was something that you could get

Kim Possible:
I’m rich, sure, but let’s not forget to mention

I didn’t have to screw them to get their love and attention

Batgirl:
Ok triangle tits, since that’s how you want to play

Your man’s been going bananas so I hope you don’t have AIDs

Kim Possible:
Oh look, she has a little edge to her, alrighty then

Just don’t take a wrong step or you’ll forget to walk again

Batgirl:
Trust me Kimmy, this really won’t be much of a fight

If you hit as weak as your movies, then I’ll be alright

Kim Possible:
Says the one without a film. Should’ve thought before you spoke

I’ll make you famous for nothing like the Killing Joke