User blog:ShaunoftheRed/Fan battles: Link vs. William Wallace

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

WILLIAM WALLACE!!!

VS!

LIIIIIIINK!!!

BEGIN!

Wallace:

How are ye gonna battle wi' me? Ma sword's much bigger!

Yer just a nancy in a skirt, ye wee dug's dinner,

Cannae even please Zelda so she came tae me,

I stuck ma sword intae her and that's mare than she needs,

It's like all ye do is prance aroond and hit bushes,

Coz ye cannae even hit Zelda's! Aw, that amuses....

Yer wee fairy pal isnae gonna help ye noo,

All you do is scream and yell and dance aboot!

Link:

Aaargh! Hiyaaaa!

I can do more than shout when it comes to battle of raaaap!

You're just a scottish wannabe who's heart isn't even brave,

As ugly as Mel Gibson and your land you can't even save,

I can save the princess of hyrule, defeat gannondorf,

I'm making you go blue with my rhymes and sword,

I prance around a skirt? Well at least *I* do it with style,

Now sit your ass down and cross your legs while I beat you some more for a while!

Wallace:

Hahaha! Is that the extent ae yer skill?

I'm gonna need a fuckin' crap rap pain pill,

You're probably the result ae a broken condom,

Now, you may take ma raps but you'll niver take ma FREEDOM!

Link:

Bitch please! I am the one and only saviour of Hyrule,

And in terms of this battle? Guess what? I rule,

You're tartan skirt and sword won't help ya keep tripping,

'Cause I'm the one and only swordsman round here so...

Navi:

Listen!

WHO WON???

WHO'S THE NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? William Wallace? Link?