Talk:Season 5/@comment-14.201.3.151-20160808043635

Ted Cruz vs. John Kasic:

Cruz:

Welcome to the beginning of the next nomination,

With your liberal views and your MediCaid expansion.

I'm a real politician, you're just a democratic stalker.

At the end you'll be Trumped out faster than Scott f***ing Walker.

I spit my rhymes like a Mexican Wall,

Block yours like a barrier.

Why don't you go back to Lehman Brothers,

And restart your career?

You can take your pizza away from me, don't even try!

And when I go back to the Canadian Prairies, you'll instead have a buckeye!

Like how you got your "h", you'll jave to stay silent.

After this, your friend Robby will vote his conscience.