User blog:Joeaikman/Marik Ishtar vs The Joker - Rap Battle

Whats that, you say? A new rap battle released by Joeaikman? Featuring entirely fictional characters? Surely that must be a part of his fictional series that he never updates. Well, that will be updated soon, with the help of two really cool users, but that is for a future day. Tonight we are paying witness to two card playing antagonsists possesed by dark voices in their heads. Marik Ishtar, of Yu-Gi-Oh! fame, goes up against the clown king of crime and the antagonist of the Dark Knight, The Joker.

Talking about The Joker
So in this battle the Joker is represented by multiple personalities, represented by different actors that have played him. They will be changing in the middle of the battle at a particularly rapid pace. There will be the Jack Nicholson Joker, who's writing will be in italics, Mark Hamill Joker, who's writing will be in bold, and Heath Ledger's Joker, which will be  underlined.

The Battle
The Joker!

vs

Marik Ishtar!

BEGIN!

The Joker
Friend have you ever wondered  where my scars were designed

From on high, drowned a life, serving crime for I have died

Now I’m happier for knowing therapy lies beyond the Vale

 I can live my life and be free  to write my own caper tale

I would never pull a punchline    without knowing the joke

Killing flows, whilst your industry waynes in the show

Do you dance in pale moonlight  with a devil on hand

Or hide your face from disgrace in daddy’s hidden lands

 I was forged  out of hatred  for a crusader,  boy are we similar?

But unlike you my origin  doesn’t stem from a neglectful sister

Your sitter let you out and you caused all sorts of  pandemonium

But lets hope they show this asskicking  in your tomb’s local Odion

Marik Ishtar
Silence! Your rambling anarchy spawns hate within my very person

So I switch to attack mode and strike you down, version by version

I am the Godliest of challengers, King of keeping Tombs cold

I could find less overused enemies living deep within my soul

<p class="MsoNormal">Marik rolls in with a deck to win and draws a card of this Joker

<p class="MsoNormal">Mai massacres are infamous, yours are laughable and mediocre

<p class="MsoNormal">So when the Darkest Knight hits and your plan is once again foiled

<p class="MsoNormal">Remember the words of Egypt: send your slaves to do the hard toil

The Joker
<p class="MsoNormal">It’s me, sugarbumps! I heard your spit and saw you pull the Strings

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<p class="MsoNormal">Sent in your slaves, that’s true,  you were too afraid to do anything

<p class="MsoNormal">Spent your entire arc in the shadows acting whiny and mysterious

<p class="MsoNormal">Bitter about a scarred back, baby,  why you being so serious

<p class="MsoNormal"> We are the entertainment , so better prepare your ribs for laughter

<p class="MsoNormal">Say no to me it will all end  with one very explosive cracker

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s curtains for those who wear my face  they bid a last farewell

<p class="MsoNormal">When they step off the stage, I find, they sometimes kill themselves

Marik Ishtar
<p class="MsoNormal">I would try to control your mind, but it is mangled beyond repair

<p class="MsoNormal">A maze of traps and spells lie beneath the monster’s green hair

<p class="MsoNormal">Can’t blame me for the flames, I master and tame the arkane

<p class="MsoNormal">I can change into the darkness just by playing a card game

<p class="MsoNormal">*transformation*

<p class="MsoNormal">A Yami king has been summoned, no pharaohs here to face me

<p class="MsoNormal">So flip you face down, you aren’t royalty like you claim to be

<p class="MsoNormal">I grew up guarding tombs, guarding wounds and guarding wombs

<p class="MsoNormal">You grew up as a criminal on the streets and will be discarded soon

The Joker
<p class="MsoNormal">You think a change to a shade darker could lead you to harm me?!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Attack me directly from your cycle  you could never ride my Harley

<p class="MsoNormal">Hardly a threat  when in attack and defense  you prove inept

<p class="MsoNormal">Lose your head and find a Death in the Family you will regret

<p class="MsoNormal"> I am the mentally illest villain, killin’ and robbin’  for a  livin’

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re hardly bad , like your dad, sat on top of a massive chicken

<p class="MsoNormal"> Bakura’s boytoy , united by more  than just a common nemesis

<p class="MsoNormal">Playing games with your Rod, like a new arc  rehash of Pegasus

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Marik Ishtar
<p class="MsoNormal">Congrats, you murdered Dick, that must make you a boner killing Joker

<p class="MsoNormal">Choke ya girl so that she loves you, and laughing madly like a stoner

<p class="MsoNormal">Push beyond the shadows and enjoy the steroided up Jeroid I possess

<p class="MsoNormal">And find me inside your head whenever you find sanity or consciousness

<p class="MsoNormal">I am the star, not Ishizu, I could beat you badder than any goon

<p class="MsoNormal">The laughing stock of the crime scene for your rebooted cartoons

<p class="MsoNormal">A Jack of all trades, but never the King, loves a queen with a frayed heart

<p class="MsoNormal">Draw a Joker from my deck and I must surely sacrifice it to the Graveyard

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re in a cabal of killer clowns, whilst I occupy a niche of my own

<p class="MsoNormal">Born in the Shadows to rule a Realm from my rightfully owned throne

<p class="MsoNormal">Pharaohs perish before my hand, a truly terrifying torturer to bruise

<p class="MsoNormal">You played the shadow game with me, but when at zero you lose!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Who Won?

<p class="MsoNormal">Who’s Next?

<p class="MsoNormal">I decide!

<p class="MsoNormal">Joe’s Rap Battles of I Don’t Even Know What Series This Is A Part Of!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Who won? Marix Ishtar The Joker