User blog:Seraphimon44/Seraphimon 44 Rap Battles: SS vs DHIMS (New Years Special)

Locations:

Sesame Street: Sesame Street,

DHIMS: Kitchen, Clouds of love, Computer World, Forest

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Battlers:

Sesame Street: Dragonsblood23 and Myself

DHIMS: Dragonsblood23, Cyan (Bird), and Myself

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Note: Thanks so much to Dragonsblood and Cyan to working with me on the battle, The respect and care i have for you guys is tremendous and beyond words, sorry it took so long to release this one.

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Intro:

Anouncer:

Ep Ep Ep Ep Battles of Ang........

No

NO NO

Its Epic Rap Battles of Seraphimon 44 now

Ugh a redo ok

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Battle:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SERAPHIMON 44

Sesame Street

vs

Dont Hug Me Im Scared

Begiiiin

Sesame Street:

Big Bird:

Oh wow its a...... Sunny Day, Keeping the clouds away,On my way and the air is sweet

Grover:

With rhymes so Super...irior

All:

We'll be sure to serve you up on our street

Ernie:

From A-B-Cs to 123s, we'll teach them dope rhymes

Just ask Tony The Clock if they can Beat The Time

Bert:

Straight from the 70s, and we're still strong within

No doubt we'll have these guys be Doin' The Pigeon

The Count:

We make our viewers happy, while you get on there nerves

For this battle I counted 3.......3 weirdos who are about to get severed

All:

Straight from the creative mind of our man, Jim Henson

So battling us would be a serious lack of good intentions

Big Bird:

You also sing about your lessons ? Wow that really sounds like desperation

Snuffy:

Have faith Big Bird hopefully their rapping's less complicated than there YouTube explanations

DHIMS:

Yellow:

You teach kids ( cute) while we make them shit there pants in fear

Bird:

We're internet famous!

Red:

With more than a million views year after year

Its not really suprising that Ernie and Bert are considred gay

Yellow:

These fools will be puking up brown no matter what they say

Bird:

Sometimes we go all computery when we break into song,

Warping these babies' preceptions until they notice that somethings.....wrong....

(Birid stares into camera for an uncomfortabely long time)

Red:

The time keeps kicking as where demolishing these half assed muppets

Yellow:

Your shows on HBO, who's calling who a puppet

Bird:

The truth is, you just cant stomach our episodes

If only there was some way to learn that were simply a better show

Sesame Street:

Oscar:

If you british fools can beat us then go ahead and try me!

Oscar's Timing in rhyming sets the flow to be slimey

Cause when Oscar's on the mic, he'll sure to bring carnage

Your videos are so awful and I thought I was living in garbage!

Hanging out with vilians from Vader to The Wicked Witch

Beating a notebook,clock, and insect will soon be a pinch

Now it's back to the main three here and I aint gonna lie

But honestly everyone just knows you as Green, Red, and Yellow guy

If you step on Grouchland, i'll be sure to burn you into ash,

Than maybe i'lll like you more because I love trash

DHIMS:

Bird:

But it's now seven on three! I don't need the Count to know thats not fair

Count:

Hey

Yellow and Red:

So we brought some friends along to show that we care

Shringold:

I may love allot of people but you ain't one

Tony:

You guys sing as well, so who's calling who the ripoffs son

Sketchbook:

Your design is so boring and creativity it lacks

Tony and Shringold:

You may have won Tonys, but you threw your Oscar in the trash

Tony:

Time keeps ticking as our victory's upon the hour

Shringold:

I have a warm fuzzy feeling to sacrafice you for our love powers

Sesame Street:

Elmo:

HAHA Elmo's here now step out of my world

Elmo Says to listen up or you'll be in for a whirl

Everyone was Wating For Elmo to put these bozos to rest

But against this rapping Macintosh, Elmo's pretty impresed

Leave you shaking like Mr. Noodle cause this is just silly

Elmo will make you more scared than that yellow hillbilly

Everyone Makes Mistakes but for you I have no forgiveness

cause Elmo isn't gonna save these rejects unlike christmas

Like a pesky bee, Elmo is sure to make you go squish

Now quit being dicks, cause Elmo's gonna feed you to Dorothy the Goldfish

Got friends in The Parade while Elmo's fucking Katy Perry

With Black Friday fights for my doll if you want something scarry

The People in the neighborhood says this fight wont be long

Soon all your friends will be like What's The Name Of That Song?

Elmo's brought his crayons to erase the foes that are scrawny

Cause all these guys are some lazy knock offs of the illuminati

DHIMS:

Colinr:

Fact: Mr. Hooper was lucky to croak when he did

Im a computery guy and i'm about to glitch Elmopalooza kids

People should be afraid to tickle you because who knows where you've been

Getting money in Time Square, while my flow is digitally styling time after time

We deal with real world problems while you deal with small word crimes

Putting Usher and Kanye on your show dosent get you ratings

Great News!: We're #1 on Youtube so you cant dance your way out of this dude

So in order to help you swallow defeat eat some healthy foods

DHIMS:

Fridge, Steak, and Spinach Can:

Are you hungry you look to be a little hungry, cause our flow will leave you with indigestion

Were here to help you..........

(Right before the food's finish there verse the OG  eats the food and the computer)

Sesame Street:

Cookie Monster:

Do not worry about me health, me ate computer cookie chips before

But now Cookie Monster is gonna end this silly rapping puppet war

For this Meathead, Fridge, and Spinach, me don't mean to be rude

But me already did a better job at rapping about some Healthy Food

Now you should know that C is for Cookie but it also stands for cash

Me have allot of it so run off to Dismaland you desprate indie trash

Hanging out with our human friends from Bob, Gordon, to Susan

Me be taking Manny's Specail One as soon her and me be cruisin

Me bring back Mosnterpiece Theater to have true art to conquer

Cause me will soon bring you off like rumors for Veggie Monster

Compare you to your own way of the Digestive System in this rap,

Cause you're all just very rude and therefore through The Cat Flap

Compared to Cookie and me crew, me say you get a kick in the rear

These Youtube Rejects are served, while me eating Cookies All Year!

RAHHHHHH

Who Won Who Won

Whos Next Whos Next

You Decide You Decide

Epic Epic Epic RAAAAAAAP BATTLES OF Seraphimon 44

HAPPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Next time on ERBOS44:

Brothers, Same Name, "Time has come"

Next time on Off Season:

Late Christmas Battle, unconventional