Talk:Artists vs Turtles/@comment-4872155-20140713150619

Here's all the lyrics I heard.

Artists:

[Leonardo] Cowabunga dudes, so lets get it on.

Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance.

We got the classical technique to kick these three toed freaks back under the streets.

I take a turtle and I turn him into mince meat.

You don't really want to step to da Vinci.

I love the ladies. I like to keep it mellow.

So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello.

[Donatello] Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle.

Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel.

Born in goop, raised in poop. I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit, oops.

[Raphael] Yo, I'm Raphael and I came to flow.

Beam dope on the pope on the bone till I croak???

I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling,

I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling.

[Michelangelo] Ohh, I'm Michelangelo and I'm giant.

I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath.

I'm a rap god and you can't quite touch me.

This battle's your Last Judgement, trust me.

[Donatello] We drop science.

[Raphael] We got the mathematics.

[All Artists] The architects of rebirth, the rap addicts.

You beat the foot but it won't go well, [Donatello] When you catch an Italian [D&L] boot to the half-shell.

Turtles: [Leonardo] The wisdom of our master (Splinter)

[Michelangelo] Taught us not to rush to violence (Master Splinter)

[Donatello] But our master (Master Splinter)

[Raphael] Ain't here, dudes (hee-yah)

[Leonardo] I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blade.

Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away.

[Michelangelo] I can Bebop and Steadyrock a mic, sucka.

I'm a pristine, sistine nunchucker.

[Raphael] Oh, hi I'm a cool, but rude guy.

Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai.

[Donatello] Uhh, Donatello tell me who you are again dude.

Cause I don't got a lot of a clue what you do.

Artists:

[Donatello] That's because you mutants are too immature.

[Leonardo] You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer.

[Raphael] We got intel??,

[Michelangelo] and the ???,

[Raphael] and the rhymes so sweet.

[Michelangelo] We're like your ???

[All Artists] Cause we can't be beat.

[Michelangelo] Yeah, go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by.

[Donatello] You guys draw more dicks than New York pride.

[All Turtles] We're the TMNT????pizza.

[Leonardo or Raphael??] Save a slice for me.