User blog:ShoopDaKev/Donald Duck VS Howard the Duck: Oopic Roop Bootle Oof Hoostory

Here's the second installment of my new rap battle series, ORB. Some certain user didn't read that the first one was a joke, but this is also a joke. So without any further ado, here is the next ORB.

oopic roop bootles oof hoostory.

donald "big beak" duck

versus

howard "big papa" the duck

begin.

Donald: im a duck, you suck. time to die, i'll hit you with a scissors. you’ll die when a milk hits you with its will! can you shut up? or is it your period day? my doctor who collection is better than a connection! im gonna sniff a cat and eat a rat, you had a bad movie, im a mousketeer. you might have your comics but I have sonic. my right hand is a band that is a can-can! you will not pass if your grass is snatch! i’ll snatch your batch of cabbage patch!



Howard: mama! tell this monkey butt to shut his mouth hole! or is it a beak? a beak that makes you squeak and speak? sheesh! your cheese is a please! my ease kills the east wind! your wind isn’t your kin! man, suck a ducks butt! my butt! im a duck, you’re a maid! clean up your frigging room you spoon! your monster lady isn’t slim shady! take a picture of my sphincter! you smelly bell! go back to computing on a dell! im a mac mother pooper!

Donald: your mac? you don’t hack! you can’t eat a snack! my sword is in a stone and your rabbit’s on the phone! get in my mind and don’t eat a watermelon rind! you can’t eat new york with a fork! my pig nose is a hose! my booger is made of sugar! you can’t jungle book you crook! you have nothing to do with howard from BBT, you coward! i can sing, you ate your mama’s wedding ring! i rap fast, go back to the past! kiss my tushy! aim for the bushes! jump off a bridge, get some shingles!

Howard: nostalgia critic can’t review my shoe! you can’t eat while shooting skeet! my feet can’t be beat! jungle book? you’re jungle book two! bear necessities my testees! cats are stronger than your baseball bats! you are bridge throwing, showing your cleavage! snide remarks aren’t for farts like you! smart mart is wal mart for cheap people for sheep people! here is my final line, YOU CAN’T WALK ON THE SUN!

who won.

you.

that's right, you won.

congratz.

bye bye.

:D

