User blog:Wachowman/Parody 44 Lab vs Samis (John vs Bill)

And we're back, that's it, were back.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

LABTUX

VS

SAMISFUSION

BAGIN

Lab verse 1
Lag! Is all you say, you need better wifi,

Why are you pissed off all the time, is it because I'm not subscribed.

You're the type of guy that goes somewhere and thinks people like him,

You needa chill put for a minute, and stop begging to Scrawland.

Whenever you joined the chat, all you did was fight with me,

And your starting to act like Devil man, when you came back With an SP.

I am Crimson, I am winnin', while you're just a prick,

I wonder how much CakeDude payed you to be his bitch!

Samis verse 1
You fucking lil brat! Stroking your dick at your age,

Well your gonna be fucked when I fuse right into my rage.

Here's a PM, Lab, you call me THE SamisFusion,

When it comes to young users I'm liked much more than you son.

You're gay, between you and me it's is no contest,

I'll get you banned again when you think you're the best.

You're a wiki punching bag, you can't beat this lego!

And I'd rather be CakeDude's bitch, then Pixelette's ho!

Lab verse 2
Well you can't touch me here, cause you're the one who's banned,

I'll get J1coupes BanHammer, cause your Doom is in my hands.

I'm still pissed from the time, you disabled my account,

Why don't you just do what Paro did, and get the fuck out!

Samis verse 2
Cuz you're Doomed Girl, falling to the epic rhymes I hurl ,

I actually do good for the wiki, why don't you give that a whirl.

Don't tell me to get the fuck out, I'm big on Youtube!

I beat Meat and now like him you're fucked WITHOUT THE LUBE!

End
Who won? Lab Samis