User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Translated Battles Of History - John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

I had this idea while ago, and Zawesome reminded me of it on chat, thanks Z! I had this battle on my wordpad for ages and forgot about it. Basically, I translated it into a language then translated it back. Lol

John Lennon-

Help! You are making my ears bleed. You need to mouth.

Why is all the time it is pissed off? Vermedikmi a cuddle your mom?

You may die of a heart attacked just in the shower kind of guy who would like to

You need to chill out a minute smoke weed

What makes me scream every time I watch your show

And face, I like that shit looks good LSD

I think John Lennon. I'm not a legend. I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid to suck his dick!

Bill O'Reilly-

You live in a yellow submarine, have long hair

Well, the right wing political machine to get stuck in the

,Lennon Stop your presses. You can call me MR. Bill O'Reilly!

As for the squashing Limeys I come highly recommended

You're weak. There is no comparison between me and you

I'll beat you worse, you'll weep gently like George Harrison

Paul McCartney and Ringo little bit of talent, you orospusun

And I do not even Yoko Ono would suck George Bush's dick

John Lennon-

Well, you can not buy you love me, but for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and a lobotomy will kick your ass

I'm tired of people scheme to switch

Shut the fuck up, why not just buy a holiday!

Bill O'Reilly-

Don Cheadle more I'm evil, heart blacker because

Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle

Do not tell me shut the fuck up, I know how to live.

Sting was here now. What? Fuck it, we are going to live!

EPIC TRANSLATED BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Next time-

Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader