User blog:ShaunoftheRed/Eminem vs Jesus Christ

EPIC RAP BATTLESH OF HISHTORY!!!

EMINEM!

VS!

JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIST!!!

BEGIN!

Eminem:
Woooah! I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real Shady,

And I can tell you that you are not ready,

To get crucified by my raps,

gimme a clap! Shut your yap!

I'm the king of rhymes, you sap,

just go back to Bethlehem and fap,

You're crap!

And guess what buddy, you'll need a doctor!

For those holes on your hands and stupid face,

and you're mother, Mary? Oh yeah, I fucked her

I just lost it and shoved my superman up her ass,

Not a virgin anymore! Instead; a whore,

You can walk on water? I can rap about toy soilders,

And let me end this verse, man I don't even know,

If after I kill you with my rhymes, you'll again show.

Jesus:
Love thy neighbour, Marshall,

For I mean you no harm,

but you think your raps are valuable?

Now, allow me to take you by the arm,

I hope your "not afraid" of the rhymes I could produce,

But your just a little white boy wannabe who's let his brains loose,

I'm effectively immortal and can turn water into wine,

You're raps are so immoral, and trust me, you're not fine,

And you'd better start repenting,

You space bound sinner,

Because a promise I can keep is that

I will be the final winner.

Eminem:
You probably don't even exist you mythical joke!

Millions of retards worship you, whereas you're the kinda guy I'd like to choke,

Just ask Judas, you're irronically a jew, J!

And nice white robe! But seriously? You look gay.

I'm the kinda guy all the ladies want to fuck,

You're the kinda guy who'd never get a suck.

Jesus:
REPENT FOR YOUR SINS BITCH!

I am the SON OF GOD!

My name is, My name is, JESUS!

Now, Honor my FATHER and for his sake, Applaud!

God:
Now, now, my child,

You appear to be running wild,

I invented your ass and

all of these words you tried to compile,

if you don't follow my comandments, I have no choice but to smite thee,

And I can humbly promise that it won't be taken lightly,

To HELL; you will fall, your D12 crew and all,

I created the world in seven days whereas you've got no balls,

To ever rap against me, Now honor my ass!

get of the stage, marshall, you're turn has passed,

You don't get another turn after this, don't be too hastey.

me and son bask in light, while you just stay in the slim shady

My Conc.
yeah this couldve been a lot better. Got a few Eminem song references in there. Ah well. better than my first one... to an extent...