User blog:Iamthelegion/Vashta Nerada vs Shadows - Alternate Rap Battles of Whorror

Hiiiiiii. So I'm gonna do an off-season for alternate rap battles of horror between the Vashta Nerada from Dr Who and some obscure creepypasta named Shadows because I want to, deal with it.

I cast no-one as either rapper because this isn't going outside the wiki and I wrote it a while back and wrestled with whether or not to release it eventually deciding that I would.

Whorror pun was funny admit it (icu).

The Battle:
Vashta Nerada:

Welcome to my domain, I hope you enjoy your death

A shadow with two shadows means we win in the end

Been around from the dawn of time, kill in the future

You want to end people with darkness, I'm your tutor

Or more likely your hitman, fester in that Rake-like maw

No whisper to clue you on to me - NO CLUES AT ALL!

The Shadows:

Shh. I'll cut you down like the trees you come from

Much more than lightposts flicker in my earthly kingdom

Do I repulse you? Well, that won't stop me, you microbes

Your life is what will flicker when I get a little PSYCHO

No emotions ordinarily but you'll make me flare with rage

Here's the book you spawned from, now I'll rip every page (rips book in half)

You have a little psych factor, but I attack mentally

Was that a shadow there? All lights burn out eventually...

Vashta Nerada:

Darkness unending, we'll crush this monstrosity like a skull

This Whovian horror predated the pasta, something to mull

You should've read the book, maybe you'd be smarter then

As the real shadows grow we extent our nightmarish glen! (shadows around the room start to press and grow)

The Shadows:

Oh well. Guess I'll be around for more than a flicker

I'll be sure to remove each little dark bug's ticker!

You guys came out of books, but it's you who are surely dumb

Here, I'll even provide the rope, but your time has come.

Outro:
Who won? The Vashta Nerada The Shadows

HINT TO THE ON SEASON BATTLE THAT IS FAST APPROACHING PLEASE MAKE A GUESS PLEASE

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