Board Thread:Speculation Board/@comment-25206806-20141005180410

Ever since people started to suggest this idea I had to write a first draft. What do you guys think?

Announcer:    Begin!

Dora:  Hola mon amigo! Why the long face?

Are you just jelous because I've been to outer space?

Your adventures are no fun and you think mud makes girls randy.

Dont you think they would prefer a world of chocolate and candy?

I've climbed mountains and castles, made friends with loansome pines,

all you do all day is jump on live railway lines!

My journies fill children with happiness and glee,

so call up the British Special Forces and drink some more tea!

Bear:   So you can find the local sweet shop, who gives a crap?

I've got a GPS so I don't need to say map!

I'll make you shit your pants but won't change your diper,

and I'll take away your dignity faster than swiper!

I've conquered jungles and deserts, even jumped through solid ice,

all you do is entertain kids who have head lice!

The party's full Dora, I'm running this Fiesta,

so go back to your fuvella and have a lifelong siesta!

Dora:  I drop rhymes faster than rain falls from the sky.

Do you like dropping rhymes too?

           Dora stares at the camera and Bear gives a WTF is going on look.

           Of course no lie!

This Ray Mears clone can go suck his own bone!

Keep counting your pebbles bear as your sign won't get you home.

I'll stuff you in my backpack, and fly to Tailand,

find a dark jungle and stuff you in quicksand.

I'll go to a hotel pool where my homie Boots will sit,

we'll crak open some orange juice and say we did it!

Bear:    With your pink shirt I don't think you'll last long in this battle.

I'll take you to the sauvanna and you'll get trampled by cattle!

You Spainards have got a problem with other worlds,

Aztecs and Incans taken out just for their gold and pearls!

I'll take your stars, your mermaids, everything you desire.

Put a skewer through them all and roast them on my camp fire!

You want to save the world? Get a Toyota Prius,

This battle's over Dora so buenos dias!

Announcer: Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide! 