User blog:MrAwesome300/SO MANY TOURNEYS (also, some more crap)

There's....ahem....a lot. Rather than rant about it, I'm just saying there's a lot of freakin' tourneys, and let's not forget about the main tourney this fall. I almost forgot about it myself, with all of these tourneys. I'm not mad about it or anything, but I'm like Meat when he was upset about "What is" blogs. There's a lot of tourneys, almost too many. I feel like we should have at least 3, and 3's enough. Why do we even have RTM if we always post tourneys here? I would actually like to applause the people for making them, because it's really creative. In fact, this blog's a little bit of a waste of time. I just want to spread the message that there's too many and I don't want it to end up like it did a few months ago. Things got peaceful after that, and tourneys are a lot of commotion.

Now, I know why you all came here. To see a rap, of course. Now, here's a one verse each rap between John Goodman and Tom Hanks.

John Goodman: Hey, Hanks! I'm a good man!

You're a bad man! I'm in the Big Lebowski!

Don't even call me fat! I'm in Roseanne, bitch!

I'm a big blue monster that could quite possibly eat you up!

Your movies are a piece of shit, just like your face!

And you're a disgrace! Everything I was in magically turned great!

Tom Hanks: Your movies aren't funny. I'm funny!

Why am I famous? Because I'm funny!

You aren't famous! I am, though! I'm a Pixar legend!

You're just a legend in the Fatty Hall of Fame! I'm ashamed!

I'll make you walk a million green miles until you get into shape!

I'm in shape, though, and I'm Private Ryan! I'm great! I won!

Who won? John Goodman Tom Hanks Josh Peck Tiny Tim