User blog:BrighterThunder/Sigmund Freud Vs. Dr. Phil

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DR. PHIL!

VERSUS!

SIGMUND FREUD!

BEGIN!

Dr. Phil:

I'm gonna Phil you in

Hotter than lava

Get beaten so bad

You're gonna need a doctor

Hear you got problems with your momma and blow

I get that a lot, why don't you come on my show?

Got a nice chair right here, why don't you take a seat

King Phil in his throne's about to make a decree

Freud:

You wanna take me down? You and what army?

Oh right, I forgot about your rabid horde of sheltered soccer mommies

Get real, Phil

You're not even a doctor

I reached my goals, you failed

Like psychological soccer

You're a bald headed bufoon

I'm a legendary doctor

Hurry this up

Before this meeting of mind gets awkward

Dr. Phil:

What you need to get is that I'm not alone

I'd say it's about time to pass the microphone

Oprah:

Hey pervert professor, let me teach you a lesson

Have a seat Sig, class is in session

It took years to fix your repressive regressions

You took us back

Your oedipal affection warrants immediate detention

Sounds like you need to stop thinking 'bout mommy's vajajay

And start worrying about your deadly tooth decay

Freud:

Two zeroes don't make a one

You zeroes don't make this fun

This isn't a battle, it's a lethal injection

I'm the doctor draining the virus from TV's infection

I may have done done blow, but you've made two terrible shows

How does ratings whoring fit in Socratical code?

And while we're on drugs, I built my theory from scratch

Too bad I never thought up a credibility patch

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES...

OF HISTORY!