User blog:Drakan95/Eren Jaeger vs David. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History

''Haters....! The haters who hold grudges on my series...! I'll kill them all! I'll whipe every one of them....off the face of th''-

-oh, ohai there guys, didn't even notice you! Anyways, welcome, welcome and once again welcome to my next obviously non-expected battle. Like always, I'm so happy to see more people reading my battles and I can't thank you enough.

Before we get straight to the battle, I would like to say huge thanks for Jude who wrote for Eren, you can also check his awesome series down below, huge thanks for Leandro who made the cover, title cards and end slate and huge thanks for Joe who came up as well with some ideas and modifications.

The main protagonist from Attack on Titan, Eren Jaeger, and former king of Israel, David fight against each other in this colossal battle to see who is the better giant slayer.

Eren Jaeger Background: A titan-filled field outside the walls

David Background: Valley of Elah

Beat: Victorious (note: speed up to 1.25 using the gear icon on the taskbar)

Battle




BEGIN!

Eren Jaeger
(starts at 0:20) An Israelite will die, I write lines like you scribe scriptures

Titan-shifter with iller rhymes than this Philistine killer

Meet the giants I slay, you'd be a pile of mush

You have less fucking balls than a titan does

You beat a three-meter creature, I swat fifteen-feet daemons

Keep your Sistine ceiling, in my land, you'd be eaten

Call me a heathen but after being in the battle for Trost

If you'd seen the things I've seen you'd know there is no God

David
(0:40) So this Percy Jackson builds a wall to hide from the Lord

Your entire world flooded when our Father's wrath is called

A darker Naruto hoards titanic hatred, it's stored

With my sling and sword, your entire plot will get floored

I foresee you being nothing more than a morsel for a prophet

This orphan merely suffered losses, while I'm remembered in sonnets

You can't stop it, I'm the hottest, like Absalom you'll be run through

Because I'm a man after God's heart, and simply better than you

Eren Jaeger
(1:00) <p class="MsoNormal">Well that was dire, this guy's the ancestor of the Messiah?

<p class="MsoNormal">Frankly, I'd be more offended if you played me your lyre

<p class="MsoNormal">Behold, on this supposed "pro soldier", I go cold

<p class="MsoNormal">Took down attackers thrice my age when I was nine years old

<p class="MsoNormal">Skewering a Hebrew king and any titans who are near

<p class="MsoNormal">I fight for my mother Kalura, I'm the giant you should fear

<p class="MsoNormal">Ruin you faster than the movement of Levi's maneuver gear

<p class="MsoNormal">You're the prey, I am the hunter, this "king" should find a new career

David
(1:20) <p class="MsoNormal">Vanish in your District, you’re an opponent with no worth

<p class="MsoNormal">Or I’ll wipe this crying baby, off the face of this earth!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re not mighty, I can take you down with just a simple stone

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re more brainless than Goliath, far too weak for my throne

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m an underdog chasing victories, and make my foes history

<p class="MsoNormal">While your unworthy franchise is just a simple mystery

<p class="MsoNormal">Looks like Samuel will make a book, when I’ll leave you for dead

<p class="MsoNormal">Where I just chopped a childish Survey Corps’ head!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-

(The logo gets kicked by Eren's titan form.)

-OOOOooooo.....

Poll
Who won? Eren Jaeger David