User blog:Dragonsblood23/Epic Rap Battles of Gaming 2 Mario VS Sonic The Hedgehog



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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMING



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Mario:

Mamba Mia! Its Jesse Owens combined with The Tick!

Voiced by Steve Urkel himself and acting like a total dick!

I'm the older, smarter, and more fun there you ever are.

I'm with everything your just a failure with an Ice Cream Bar.

If your so fast then get your Tree Huggin ass out of my face.

Genesis Doesn't, What Nintendoes your miserable disgrace.

So go run around that loop to your boyfriend with two tails.

And even if your rapping's good your still nothing but a fail.

Sonic The Hedgehog:

Sonic's the name, speed's my game, fighing some red plumber that is lame.

Abusing Gorillas and Turtles through the memory lane, even Luigi's gotta have so fame.

Sorry but your Princess is in another game because she perfer a creature with some speed.

Hows Universal Studios going cause King and Donkey Kong had the biggest lawsuit I've ever seen.

Nintendo sucks! SEGA rocks! I'll put alll your poor lame excuse of so called games to a trash bag.

I'm serving up fast here, Plumber so if you excuse me next I'm going after that President of H.A.G.

Mario:

I'll 1-Up this battle, breathing the fire flower of the battle of rivalary,

You saved Rabid Animals while I get damsels in distress so call me Leisure Suit Larry.

I'm gonna jump to that axe and make you fall to lava like you name is King Koopa.

NES beat your Master System, and Genesis lost to a Nintendo that became Super!

Sonic The Hedgehog:

You want a spicy rap well then just eat this Chilidog,

You dress in crazy costumes like Raccoons and Frogs.

No Star or POW Button will ever stop this fast machine,

I destroy killer robots while i'm still going all green.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES



Crash Bandicoot:

Your both wrong for I am the best creation,

Nintendo and SEGA out of the way for PlayStation.

I'm here to Crash the party with my home boy Spyro,

I'm a crazy bandicoot while he's a flying purple pyro!

With my big smile and just shoes and some blue jeans.

Destorying Creates with a mask named Aku Aku the magic machine.

Hell even Cortex can be more sucessful then any koopa or Robitnik.

Mario, Your games are the sameand Sonic's has only one Eye Socket.

And so loses this fat meatball and this blue whore,

As The Bandicoot leads victory to the console wars.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMING

Who Won? Mario Sonic The Hedgehog Crash Bandicoot

Epic Rap Battles of Gaming

