User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 17: Peashooter vs. Pikachu

This battle features a plant from the famous game, Plants Vs. Zombies, Peashooter vs. famous anime character from the anime series, Pokemon, Pikachu. Enjoy! :)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PEASHOOTER!

VS.

PIKACHU!

BEGIN!

Peashooter:

Yo, douchebag. Run out of pp to fight?

I've seen better damage than a Thunderbolt in a Conehead Zombie's bite!

You can make a wish that you'll end your misery now

Because with the support of the ecosystem, I'll whoop you ass to the crowd!

I'll keep firing peas at your dick until your balls swell up

Then you'll go crying to Ash Ketchum saying, "A Bellsprout beat me up!"

I'll be as sneaky as a Sneasel then I'll strike like my brothers

There's only one big icon and that's me and no other!

Pikachu:

Your rhyming reminds me of a 3rd grader's D- homework!

I'll Volt Tackle your stem while your health bar gets lower!

I'm a true man, you're a boy. You can tell from my Master Balls!

I'll call my homeboy Marill and give you a spine-buster Waterfall!

How can you say you'll beat me up? You can barely move from your roots!

You don't even have any arms, and you barely gain any loot!

You better call a Substitute because you won't survive much longer!

And I just lifted and tossed out this battle like a motherfucking Gurdurr!

Peashooter:

You're Iron Tail is nothing on my 72-inch Wallnut!

And don't even let me bring up my giant bodyguard, Tallnut!

I control a whole army! A garden of plants!

You're just some homeless mouse with no shoes and no pants!

You can Hoothoot on my Cubone before I Squirtle

I'll Spin your ass faster than any ol' blue-tailed turtle!

Now I've proven I'm the best, so go back to your game!

Thanks for the battle because the whole world will now think you're lame!

Pikachu:

I'm far from lame, dog! I have some energy left to rap!

I'll touch you on my tablet even faster than Extreme mode on Tap Tap!

Then you'll run from me like the sick Run Away user you are!

And look at the zombies. They look like humans fresh from the strip bar!

Do you have anything else to say? No? Because you've been fucking burned!

And it's super effective! That means lessons have been learned!

Nobody messes with the legend from 1998!

I'll tear your homeowner's house down faster than anyone can tear down the Pokemon League gate!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Who won? Please vote :) Peashooter Pikachu