User blog:The Boron Detective/Epic Rap Battles of This is Bohring 4: Richard Nixon vs Cyclops

Hey so a new battle is out now, and today we have the leader of the X-Men, Cyclops, against the 37th President of the United States of America, Richard Nixon , in a battle to see who is the better leader who fell. They start as their heroic counterparts and then turn into their corrupt selves in the second verse. I had planned to have Xavier and Eisenhower back them up, but I prefer just the 1v1 battle. Lyrics in Italics are fast rap.

Nice Peter as Cyclops

EpicLLOYD as Richard Nixon

Cyclops (X-Men):
Rising up, the hero of the down-trodden strikes out

Dealing tactical blows to take your hubris down

You're Bono the President minus the lyrical renown

So U2 will be dissolute, in contrast to your jowls

Like your gay marriage stance, you winning is right out

Ford on, I'll wreck your rep like my bars are Banshee shouts

You're anti gun violence but a flash of my iris inspires the direst reprises from guises of governmental enterprises

But my tactical mindset's incredibly desirous as my species unites, yes, the irony was priceless when even Magneto liked it

Richard Nixon (President):
I have said that your enemy wins if you hate them

But, my fellow American, that's not the case if you've baited

A single eyed terrorist is surely lacking depth perception

Citing films so bad they merit Nam's reception

As I look at America, I see a nation torn between

Hating all the X-Men and loving Wolverine

I'll extinguish your Hope, Summers, disgrace your gifted students

My protection of Endangered Animals will never extend to mutants

Cyclops (Phoenix Five):
Your focus was reconciliation but I can't correlate

All your talk of togetherness and your rants of racist hate

Not only do I see through you but I can look through you too

And I flow such raw Phoenix Force, I'm All-Different, All-New

I follow a sage's teachings, you're a warmonger's re-run

And I've pulled out the Cable that made you impressive, son

I AM the Original Sin, with an optic blast reveal your fate

Ending your Havoc twice as fast as Watergate!

Richard Nixon (Resigned):
Watergate's on Ice, man, but that won't vindicate

As your morality evaporates faster than my political base

Pardoned to stay on in this battle like fighting off the Japs

More monstrous than Krakoa when I leave you cracked

With liked Ike on my side this snide Clyde will take a dive

Call this your Dr Doom, in memoriam as you didn't survive

The challenges ahead are nothing like the Cold I fixed

For the benefit of all Americans, don't mess with Tricky Dick.

The End:
Who won? Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon Scott "Cyclops" Summers

My next battle is pretty well built.