User blog:JakeTheManiac/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 1: TKandMit vs JakeTheManiac

This is my first rap battle with another user and my first in a tourney. And I probably got stomped. But, whatever. Please vote.

And yes, this is gonna count as a battle for my series. I don't tell you how to live your life. >:(

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MEGA RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

JAKETHEMANIAC!!!

VS!!!

TKANDMIT!!!!!

BEGIN!!!

JakeTheManiac (starts at :10)

Let Jake teach TK a few new things about rap

'Cause this Psycho's Path is blocked by a Maniac

I'll slam this poet 'till I straight up end ya

You're an 8 Mile version of Glen or Glenda

Tiny Tim, hear my rhymes, you're getting dissed on and pissed off

You're a bigger folly for your state than the third RoboCop

Now as you're witnessing this rookie's rise to the rap crown

If you're you so good, how'd you lose last year in the first round?

TKandMit:

Oh boy, here we go, Jake attacking me with half-assed raps,

Nah, don’t make me laugh, tacklin’ me? You really are a Maniac!

Now listen up, who’s Jake? Oh yeah, this place has never noticed him.

‘Til he drops a blog one day, oh wait, who’s in your first episode? Mit?

Oh, ain’t that right? I’m in the top dog spotlight of this wiki,

While you write Mega Rap Battles that I’ve long considered history!

I threw our last dispute between me and you, so you can call this Round Two,

Leave this wrestler restless worse than Macho, Man, now what you gon’ do?

Jake:

Calm down, you Mit-stake, you're sounding way too bossy

You're the worst thing for rap since Insane Clown Posse

I'll leave a former Warrior gorier before your final verse

This dissin' isn't missin' at Michigan, do your worst

TK:

Adversary’s adverse verse was perverse! I should’a persevered for first,

People are gonna curse and swear, your's was awful and the worst!

Speaking of perverse, what kinda answer did you think you were gonna find?

I’m dropping straight rhymes, you couldn’t run a straight line; I’m a Psycho but you’re out your mind!

WHO WON?!?!?

WHO'S NEXT?!?!?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!

MEGA RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!