User blog:JKGame/Scout vs Robert Baden-Powell: Epic Rap Battles of the Universe

Happy Veterans' Day!

Fun fact: It's also my birthday today!

Today's battle was done because I'm in a Boy Scout troop myself and Robert Baden-Powell was someone I wanted to use in a rap battle. Originally, his opponent was the founder of YMCA, but I liked this one a lot more because of how funny it is. Enjoy!

"Playable character from the video game Team Fortress 2, Scout, and founder of the Boy Scouts, Robert Baden-Powell, battle each other to see who's the better scout."

There are some Boy Scout terms you might not know of. Just a heads up.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

SCOUT!

VS!

ROBERT BADEN-POWELL!!!!

BEGIN!

Scout:
Mr. Baden-Powell, I don't even know where to start with you

Trying to battle me? Do you know who you're talking to?

Meet the Scout! You'll be choking until your face turns BLU!

I'm First Class while you can't stomp me with your Tenderfoot!

You're past your Expiration Date, but you'll still see RED

When I hit a home run with this old geezer's head! (Bonk!)

Your scouts do boring tasks, while I'm free to play!

But honestly, all you formed was a rip-off of YMCA!

Robert Baden-Powell:
If that was your best verse, you wouldn't have earned a merit badge in raps!

I'm soaring like an Eagle, while this Deadpool here isn't even Second Class!

Kids rather play Overwatch or Fortnite. Try getting that through your Nugget Noggin!

Call me Pyro, because my burns will leave you fried like your chickens!

Your game wasn't worth the price, that's why Valve had to make you free!

Based on my Analysis, this supposed Scout won't last long in this Anarchy!

I'm rising up in the ranks, while you continue to be falling!

Your victory's just as unlikely as you reaching third base with Miss Pauling!

Scout:
It's the bottom of the ninth against this soft butterfly!

I'll make sure to Leave No Trace of you once I take your Life!

You're stiff and stoic, I'm swift and snarky with clever zingers!

I'll put up MY Scout Sign! Hmm, how about my middle finger?

Robert Baden-Powell:
You're busy stealing the Intelligence because you have none!

By the time this round ends, you'll be tied up like a knot!

I was a British Army officer, so don't act like I know nothing about war!

You couldn't make your rhymes stronger even with an Ubercharge!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC-

(The logo is then hit with a baseball bat)

OW! -RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Poll
Who won? Scout Robert Baden-Powell