User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence Redux 10: Vlad the Impaler vs Albert Fish

Before Battle:
Here we have a match up of killers in a way. Vlad was more of a tyrant king. Anyways Albert Fish and Vlad the Impaler square off to see which is the better way of killing. Purposeful or purposeless? I worked hard on this one and the lines are longer for you guys. '''ALSO YES I UNDERSTAND electric bench is a weird way to say electric chair. I had no other options and I needed a rhyme for stench and it was a cool ref to Fish's death. Be sure to vote! '''

Fast rap= bolded text 

Vlad the Impaler vs Albert Fish:


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Vlad the Impaler
I'm pushing stakes up people's posteriors

And I'm facing a serial killer inferior

Who thinks he's edgy like his dull killing ways

That's a nice blade why don't you kys and part ways?

Instead of playing with kids dicks all fucking day

Starve you then carve you leave a huge scar on you

Take your dead corpse and mount a wall on you, (oooh!)

Here c'mere I'll give you something to put up your anus

It's common for a wolf sit and stay like this!

I mean Fish you flopped around and treated killing like playing

That's the most ridiculous thing I've seen while I was slaying!

Albe rt Fish:
Call me Albert or I'll leave your kid in a ditch!

Seven-hundred cases of murder you gonna call this fibbage?

I'm a grueling ghoul; you're a tyrant king, FOOL!

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">We're incomparable; while you "rule", I play it cruel

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Sachsons and Turks made you butthurt crazy

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">So you tried to show them a sight that's kinda hazy

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">You're just sad your own creations caused your destruction

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">That's what happens when you let an idiot do the construction

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">I'm the Grey man, slay young man, they're edible man 

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Like damn, slammed I'll leave you in a jam 

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Worse than when the turks took over your land 

Vlad the Impaler:
<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Your murdering has no purpose it may as well be worthless!

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Your obsessions of male genatila left many sane people wordless

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">But that's the saddest excuse for a shock to the audience?

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Without good reasons killing is something I've no tolerance

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">While you waste lives for meaningless cock spurt

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">I'm puttin' it towards a meaningful piece of work

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Your life was tragic so it made fucked up habits your passion

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Then your wife decided after a week to put your marriage to ashes

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">So you became fucked up and fed your kids, kid's asses

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">It's not fun and games it's power and hate

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">While I remained in the history books you just fade

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Should've stayed in that electric bench

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,0);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Cause your shit eating face is putrid stench!

Albert Fish:
<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">This is the story of a man who strived for power,

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">He got it, lost it and got sour and had to cower

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">You're like the cliche villain, are you feeling?

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Every killing you did was to satisfy your hateful feelings

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Then you lost it all got scorned and went poor

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">They left you sore then you weren't in the history books anymore

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">You compensated your hate and vegeance by impaling

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">And did such a sick act to anyone you deemed a failing

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">I'm high tailing it up the ass and givin' it back

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">While you're acting like your victory was a fact

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Proud child slaying, anal invading, finger taking,

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">ass eating, non faking, rap making, needed containing,

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Criminal and I'm shaming this overrated "hero" who's a zero

<span style="color:rgb(102,102,102);font-family:"OpenSans",Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-weight:300;line-height:25.92px;text-align:start;">Who's rep says he's imperial, but one of his battles say near no!

'''WHO WON? '''

'''Who will be next? '''

'''We'll See! '''

Who Won? Vlad the Impaler Albert Fish Tie