User blog:Gliscor Fan/WikiMAD: TK a Mockerbird

Today, I present you with a short thing I wrote and barely researched within 24 hours.

also I'm lazy so here's to no intro.

Starring
Wonderpikachu12 as Atticus Finch

TK as scout

GIR 5 life as Jem

Silent Mocker as a bird (that was banned)

AwesomeSix as Boo Radley

Gliscor as Bob Ew-ell

The Story
Wonder: This is a story sitting next to a projector. I really just wanted to slam it in, but I can’t. So instead, here’s the story as I remember it.

Wonder: TK! We’re gonna solve a mystery.

TK: I love mysteries.

GIR: I love mysteries.

Wonder: Alright, let’s go find the user no one likes.

TK: What’s their name?

Wonder: I don’t know.

TK: What are they like?

Wonder: I don’t know.

TK: Well, where do they live?

Wonder: I don’t know.

GIR: Do you know anything?

Wonder: I know things about the law.

GIR: Anything that isn’t about your job?

Wonder: The sky is blue. Also, I think the town drunk knows where Boo Radley is.

TK: Oh boy!

GIR: Oh Boy!

~Bantha Posts the “Oh Boy!” gif~

~meanwhile~

Wonder: Alright, we are at the house in which…

Gliscor: YOU ASSHATS GET OFF ME PROPERTY.

Wonder: This, children, is the town drunk.

Gliscor: OUR FOREFATHERS WOULD’VE NEVER CONSENTED TO THE BELIEFS ALL THESE YOUNG TEENS HAVE ABOUT PUDDING TOTS.

TK: Why does he sound like an idiot?

Wonder: Mainly because he is an idiot.

Silent Mocker: COCK… A DOODLE DOO.

~TK throws a rock at the mocker bird, and she kills it.~

Wonder: That is where we need to go.

GIR: to where a mocker caws?

Wonder: What? No. That bird kidnapped that guy I was talking about.

Gliscor: THIS ISN’T THE SAME STORY ANYMORE, YA NITWITS.

~meanwhile~

Wonder: Here’s the house.

TK: You’re a house.

GIR: You’re a mouse.

Wonder: No, I’m a lawyer.

TK: It’s pretty much the same thing.

Wonder: No. No it’s not.

A6: Hello?

Wonder: Ah, we found the guy who murdered that other guy by protecting himself for self defense making the entire book of “to kill a mockingbird” a story about protecting yourself from evil with rifles and chicken mcnuggets.

TK: I’m 99% sure none of that is correct.

A6: Hello?

Wonder: Yes, young fgt, I am here.

A6: Oh, no. Not you.

Wonder: That’s right. I’m going to take you away from this house, in which you have been living under the basement for a fgt number of years.

A6: Why.

Wonder: Good luck in life.

~slams door on A6~

TK: This parody has nothing to do with the actual book, does it?

Wonder: Nope. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go fight Phoenix Wright.

~END~

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