User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 20: Alfred Hitchcock vs Steven Spielberg

another fanmade battle, that is all.

Cast
Nice Peter as Steven Spielberg

EpicLLOYD as Alfred Hitchcock

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ALFRED HITCHCOCK!

VS!

STEVEN SPIELBERG!

BEGIN!

Steven Spielberg:

I took a Hundred-Foot Journey, just to battle Something Evil.

By that, I mean this fat fuck who will get stomped on like a beatle.

Been making movies as a child; I have a lot of fans.

My raps are Super 8 fast, so Catch them If You Can.

I'm a Goonie, I can't be afraid of this bald wimp.

I'll break your Jaws off; better not cry like a little bitch.

I'll scare you like you're watching Jurassic Park and Poltergeist.

This Duel is too easy for me; plus, you can't put up a fight.

Alfred Hitchcock:

Alfred Hitchock Presents: Me kicking Spielberg's ass!

I'm the Master of Suspense; don't you dare give me sass.

Better take 39 Steps back, whenever I'm using the mic.

What's the matter, Steve? It seems you're having Stage Fright.

Stop thinking you're Young and Innocent, when you're always Wrong, Man.

Find something better to do, like go Save Private Ryan.

There's a Shadow of a Doubt of me losing against you.

And with those raps, I bet you made Sharknado too.

Steven Spielberg:

From how bad that verse was, you make me want to throw Rotten Tomatoes.

Became lonely as a kid, because you were an obese potato.

I tell Amazing Stories, when it comes to storytime.

Use your Brain for once, then the sun might shine.

You must be living in 1941, if you think you'll beat me.

I made many successful films, and one of them is called E.T.

I'm the better director, and I Always will be.

You're a brat who got punished by his mommy and daddy.

Alfred Hitchcock:

I'd flip you The Birds, but I really don't need to.

Besides destroying you, I have better things to do

You're nothing but a Psycho; just relax for a little bit.

Learn to be a better MC; you should write that on Schindler's List.

I'm Notorious for making entertaining films, and all of them rock.

You can't do anything, except for sucking Hitchcocks.

Now Vanish, Lady, I can't take you anymore.

Your movies have went Downhill since 1964!

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Steven Spielberg Alfred Hitchcock