Thread:UnibrowGamer/@comment-25313216-20150306024223/@comment-24845115-20150314004111

Hey dude, I can help with your Tolkien Vs Martin battle, as examples I wrote some test lines for Tolkien:

You're the weirdest author in the book George, you grosser than a Gollum When you’re battling my Goblins, you’re in a heap load of trouble

You’re insestual, I’m intellectual I’ve created a world of my own Where I’ll play with your houses Like it’s one big Game of Thrones

I’ll shoot an Elven arrow in Starks Murder Lannisters by the dozen Your Baratheons don't stand a chance against my scaly, death oven