User blog:Heijmans66/Freddy Fazbear VS Winnie the Pooh

Hi,

My fourth rap battle so far.

it features the killer bear from Five Nights At Freddy's Freddy Fazbear VS The friendly and loved cartoon bear Winnie the Pooh.

Freddy Fazbear

VS

Winnie the Pooh

Begin!

Freddy Fazbear:

(friendly voice)

Hi there pal, ready to have some fun?

But you better be careful,

(demonic voice)

Cause there's nowhere to run!

This brainless bear trying to mess with me?

The best thing you can do is go run back to your tree.

You wouldnt last 1 night at my place.

So get ur lazy ass out of my face.

Winnie the Pooh:

Hey Freddy, why so angry?

I know what cheers you up, here have some candy.

I aint scared of u, ur just a little child.

Hiding in an animatronic suit and gone a little wild.

Trying to kill this security guard.

But I will always be in everyones heart.

Freddy Fazbear:

You better watch out Edward cause your pushing it.

Im gonna kill you off like I did to Mike Schmidt

When you walk in my restaurant you wouldnt get past the reception.

Cause im gonna stuff you in a bear suit, call it bearception.

Im coming at you with a charge

And the last thing you will hear is the Toreador March.

Winnie the pooh:

Those rhymes are so bad I need some hunny in my tummy!

Youre not the scariest animatronic, I mean look at that bunny!

You tried to scare me but now you will run off like Foxy.

So leave the Hundrec Acre Woods with your stupid proxy.

This battle is going to end with a big bang

Cause you dont fuck with the Pooh Bear gang. ( Piglett, Tigger, Owl, Rabbit, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo and Christoffer Robin joins Pooh.)