User blog:Tesla Man/Unofficial Rap Battle Practice: Tesla v. Meat

This battle was found here in the comments.

Tesla (To Sierra): 

I'd let lose the dogs of war but it appears that they're out

don't talk again, or I'll put a muzzle on that snout

Stop listening to Meat, don't join our Wiki Revolution

That's for men sweetheart, not your cyber prostitution

too bad you joined again, cause now there'll be Total Drama

beat you up with rhymes 'cause i'm spitting mental trauma

Wow, you're a creep, does Sierra know you stalk her?

Give you a quieter mouth and i'd believe that you're a stalker

You wanted some practice? Well this is the boss level

i'm not surprised that you're back cause we spoke of the devil

Meat:

Stop listening to me Tesla? Dude I bet you're mistaken,

Time to start shaking, because the God has awaken.

You may think you're cool, with the power of the ban,

you have experienced bans before, isn't that right Tesla Man?

Stop fapping over Batman dude, it's way past it's prime,

I'm here when you need me, because it's sexy time.

Tesla: 

Bro you're way too gay to talk for yourself about fapping

When i kick you Meat, the whole Chat starts clapping

you've misten the powers all of us admins get

We'd ban you to the bone so you'll finally quit

Bro Batman's better than whatever crap you hub

Child Porn? MLP? Bro, you need to grow up

You may say you're God but you forgot you're Athiest

I am the king-of-kings Teslafer and I'll put you to rest

Meat:

God fucking shit, you just unleashed the Meat Beast,

Teslafer? Don't make me laugh, I will make you deceased.

I'm pretty sure kicking me for no reason gives you a laugh,

But I'm the one that will be laughing, WHEN I BREAK YOU IN HALF.

I'll smash you and trash you, so you have a excuse to look vile,

You can't win with no style, so try and stop living in denial.

Damn Tesla Man, Here's a tip fag, try to act mature,

always arguing with Hawk, this wasn't in the wiki brochure!

Tesla: 

The Meat beast? Come on, you remind me of this

Call yourself a God, but the mark you just missed

You say that you're Dutch but we're all real suspicious

Your rhymes are like your dick, it's all just ficticous

stop taking Ashley's job bro, this is her practice

But i guess you need it too, plus all your other classes

Don't disrespect me Meat, because i am your boss

You said it for me Jorn:



Who Won? Tesla Meat