User blog:Dark Cyan/Cyan's Rap Battles 2: Lelouch Vi Britannia vs. Light Yagami

(This was the second rap battle I put onto facebook, shortly after Star Fox vs Ratchet, so it would still be about one and a half years old. Initially I didn't consider it one of the 'main series' because I wasn't very proud of it, or confident in my abilities in general, but still, it's only of the only 16 I've ever written thus far, so that must count for something, right?)

LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA VS LIGHT YAGAMI!

Lelouch: You gotta be bold to trade blows with Zero.

I’ll burn Japan to the ground like my name’s Emperor Nero.

You need my name and face, so you can’t even touch this.

I’ll beat the crap out of you while your imaginary friend watches.

You have a blonde chick and a crazy guy. I have a rebel troop.

With that haircut, Light, you belong in a pop group.

I waged war against a country. You’re a lowly serial killer.

And can someone tell your Shinigami he’s not auditioning for Thriller?!

None can question the intensity of this battle of the brains.

Though I give myself some credit because power didn’t drive me insane.

You want to take my mask off, but your plan has a little glitch.

If you look straight into my eyes, you become my bitch!

Light: You seem to like your gambits, but you’re not as smart as me.

The whole world will see me slaughter this Kira wannabee.

You’re trying to dis me? You must be out of your mind!

Your anime’s story is just a rip-off of mine,

Except with the dress sense of Victorian fetishists,

And more unneeded politics than The Phantom Menace.

I killed my Rival L, and adopted his alias.

The same thing happened to you, but in reverse!

I made such an impact, I gave your Mecha Suit some dents.

I have to say, Zero, I preferred you in Code MENT.

The Black Knights’ names are all down. They’re through.

Checkmate. I win. You have forty seconds to live, Lelouch.

WHO WON? Light Lelouch