User blog:Teddyfail/Notch vs Scott Cawthon - Epic Fail Battles of History

What? Teddy writing a rap again!? Wow. Wait, Five Night at Freddy's again? (Sign)

Yep. Deal with it

Beat(by Dre): https://youtu.be/6O8Jw4mHZ_Q

'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SOMETHING

MARKUS PERSSON

VS

SCOTT CAWTHON'''

(Start at 0:21)

Notch:

Who has got the game with a vague storyline

And pretend to be deep and it's much more worst than mine

I'm bedrocking on this track, rapping fast like a minecart

Crash you like Springtrap. Smash the part right into your heart

My design is called retro, bringing 8-bit back

You are just small game designer, an Internet fad

My rap will huant you like Chipper & Sons

Cause my rhyme is hard, harder than obsidian

You're facing the Minecraft God, so take that as a lesson

I'm Sitting on a pile of cash while you Surviving through depression

I'm the richest guy in Sweden, the king of indie game

Go back to Texas and enjoy your 15 mintues of fame

Scott:

Hello, hello? uh.... who is this asshole

Who made his fan obsessed with a giant green dildo

My storyline is vague? What about your sandbox game

Don't even mention a story. There's no goal for you to aim

Even the smartest show on gaming try to solve this mystery

While Skydoesminecraft is screaming and think that it's funny

Your rhymes' flat like a stone slab, unless as a sponge

Crappy graphics and laggy sever are your idea of fun

Trolling the world harder than your April Fool's prank

I'll make you Rage Quit like how you quit Mojang

It's Scott Cawthon dude. Your body will never be found

Cause when this battle's over that will be apples on the ground

Notch:

Remember what I said. I don't want to repeater

Don't mess with the boss cause Steve has join the sever

Steve:

Here to dissing this weird dude obsessed with 87

I'm like your teaser image, the fans turn me brighten

I'll shove this axe up your ass like the purple guy

Talking trash. Even harder than that bitch ass Pewdiepie

The only thing you ever made are 23 unless apps

And your fans are crazy, like the whole thing with google map

The most original game of the year? Oh bitch please

You Inspired by Chuck E. Cheese, ripped off of SCP

Giving us the same game just like the Call of Duty

And your fans are still obesses with a bunch of creepy furries

There's bunch of youtube channel devoted to minecraft

All you got is Markiplier, and he want you to stop

Your lyrics give me hunger cause it is rotten

Just wait for a few more months, I'm sure you will be forgotten

Scott:

I'm like the Nether, cause this is your nightmare

Let's see how's your sword when I bring my Freddy Fazbear

Freddy Fazbear:

Are you ready for Freddy? Cause it's my time to shine

I'm gonna leave you dead like your brother Herobrine

You can't even dream to be as good as Scotty C.

Just like the rule said, you can't even touch me

Cause I'm Freddy Fazbear, the best at giving jump scare

Blow you up like TNT, shooting you into the air

While you waste your time, designing cute little robe

Me and my gang will bite off your fucking frontal lobe

I'm the king of horror game, scarier than Slender

The biggest Freddy in horror since Freddy Kruger

This just came in. Wait, Let me get this stright

Did you abandon Mojang and sold it to Bill Gates?

You have forgotten your fans with you all the money you have earned

And you are like Fazbear Fright cause you just got burned

Notch:

Your fan plagued the whole world. The people call you evil

A simple game get this big? That's a miracle

Even your fans are shocked with the amount of your sequels

Three games in six months? That's unbelievable

I don't know which is worst. I can't make a decision

Five night at Freddy's or the Foxy fan fictions

This is the Final Chapter, and I'll be laughin'

Because this is the finale nail in the Cawthon

Scott:

Why I'm making those sequel? There's only one reason.

Keep the bandwagon rollin. There's no pause button.

But I keep my game cheap and gave it to the charity

Your game costs 30 dollars cause you are being greedy

After this verse, I have learn the joy of destruction

You have only prove you are worse than the console edition

Here's the pink silp. Get out fatass and stop eating

Cause I am top Notch. This is your bad ending

WHO WON? Notch & Steve Scott Cawthon & Freddy Fazbear