User blog:Hippie Rat/Al Capone vs The Joker

Double-lyrics release! My version of the post-popular suggestion. (More editing to be done)

Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! Al Capone vs The Joker! Begin!

The Joker:

Hello, fatso, ready for a show?

It's no joke I have more flow, so here. we. go.

You seem to need a boardwalk to run an empire,

You and your buddies can't even kill a Bug with sudden gunfire.

It's not unbelievable that I'm unpredictable,

So waddle home, Penguin, you're a disgraceful criminal.

Considering you're only known for drinking booze and ordering slaves,

So keep shading your pretty face from the almighty Ace of Knaves.

Al Capone:

The concept of yin and yang was the cause of a pathetic tale,

Of you fighting a man in tights and making your skin pale.

Even when it comes to comic villains, you still come in second place,

So you became insane and couldn't wipe that smile off your face.

It don't take a genius to know that this Joker's just joking,

Call this mic a cigar, hell, my rhymes are smoking.

Smoking like the end of my gun after Capone caps this clown,

Come a few feet closer and this knife carves a smile to a frown.

The Joker:

What's a clown without his makeup? The perfect disguise!

We'll take off your makeup and find where Scarface hides.

I shot the good guy's parents and I didn't even know it,

You missed your target and you didn't even know it.

I had to count down an explosion yet I didn't even know it,

While you banged your way to death and didn't even know it.

You're an overweight dumbass, in no way notorious,

Well I have a question, Alphonse, why so serious?

Al Capone:

C'mon, your backup looks like they came straight outta Payday,

When you got a syndicate on your back, you don't need to worry about melee.

I'm the most OG this world will ever see,

I could get Tony Montana and Mike Corleone on their knees at the count of three.

It'll be a warning, a drive-by shooting of your clown ass,

I'll own the streets, be able to live without your sass.

Go make like your actor and die alone,

Tell that Bat-boyfriend of yours that the Joker got Capwned.

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!