User blog:UniqueMAX/UniqueMAX's Rap Battle - Van Helsing vs The Winchester brothers

Music
Instructions for listening:

1. The first verse starts from 0:09, the Announcer comes before that

2. Van Helsing's second verse begins from 2:10

Lyrics
Tip on Winchesters: Dean, Sam, Both. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



VS


 BEGIN!

Winchesters
Hey look, Sammy. Guess who’s that? The next case?

White Blade in a hat with the Wolverine face.

Meet the brothers who stopped the Apocalypse

While you were chilling in some Transilvanian Necropolis.



For ten years we’ve been protecting the world

Saw more monsters than your tiny mind can hold.

Got a full-armed backpack, time to bust it up.

End this episode faster than you can take a dump.





You will bow down before the Eye of a Tiger

We’ve got better performance than Rodney Steiger

<p class="MsoNormal">Better play Castlevania, you must be a fan

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Van Helsing
<p class="MsoNormal">Are you done with these gossips, you Blue Steel hoes?

<p class="MsoNormal">Hanging out with each other more than you do with girls.

<p class="MsoNormal">You found the wrong man to fight with, boys.

<p class="MsoNormal">My rhymes will make you go insane like Rockford, Illinois.

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<p class="MsoNormal">I will stick a silver arrow in your ass, naïve Thor.

<p class="MsoNormal">Many mistakes on your count but you keep failing more.

<p class="MsoNormal">The whole vampire hunting begins from my hat.

<p class="MsoNormal">While you scream like JB when you see a cat.

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<p class="MsoNormal">At first were two noobs looking for your dad.

<p class="MsoNormal">But after couple of meetings he’s already dead!

<p class="MsoNormal">Family business? desecration of a grave?

<p class="MsoNormal">Your mommy would be proud, how is she, by the way?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Wanna know what I imagine when I hear “Sam’n’Dean”?

<p class="MsoNormal">A worthless kinda-mix of the X-Files and Grimm.

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Winchesters
Wow, awesome, dude, it took you too many lines.

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you trying to cheat like with Jekyll and Hyde?

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<p class="MsoNormal">We defeated the Devil, we survived the Maya.

<p class="MsoNormal">If you think you can beat us, go ask Zachariah.

<p class="MsoNormal">You claim that the whole heaven army’s with you.

<p class="MsoNormal">But don’t worry, they will all follow Castiel, too.

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<p class="MsoNormal">You turn into a fluffy once the Moon shows up.

<p class="MsoNormal">As for me, Sammy, it’s the perfect time for the hunt.

<p class="MsoNormal">Just one little silver beauty into your heart.

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Van Helsing
<p class="MsoNormal">Carl, stop your nitroglycerin preparing,

<p class="MsoNormal">I want to fairly beat this slash-TV-show pairing.

<p class="MsoNormal">You id card shape shifters, here’s my middle finger.

<p class="MsoNormal">He tells that you are nothing without Bobby Singer.

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<p class="MsoNormal">And now, let the real hunter take a deep breath

<p class="MsoNormal">And count every single of your goddamn deaths.

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s reality, boys, you can’t restart it all.

<p class="MsoNormal">I will drop you in your own four-ring-black-hole!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Riding round the country, biting own brother’s croatch,

<p class="MsoNormal">After seven years your plot is too boring to watch.

<p class="MsoNormal">While I’m legend, you kill the vamps the wrong way!

<p class="MsoNormal">Sit back in your Impala and ride So Far away.

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WHO WON?
Who won? The Winchester Brothers Van Helsing