User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.82: Elton John vs Liberace

Time for another battle!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ELTON JOHN

VS

LIBERACE

BEGIN!

Liberace

Liberace's here and welcome to my world famous show, just don't bite your lip.

We aren't friends or family Elton, so please call me Mr. Showmanship.

My name is in lights, but yours isn't really Elton John.

My songs are short and adored, while yours do drag on.

I'm a badass on the piano, while you're out of tune.

The scale of your defeat is like shooting down the moon.

I'm a one-man Disneyland, while I reside in Las Vegas.

Defeated you in 8 bars 'cause I'm clearly the greatest.

Elton John

Come on Wladziu, I used to look up to you in the empty sky.

But now this rocket man is crash landing back on earth, sigh!

The whole world knows you are gay, so stop trying to deny.

Even if it was a one night stand, atleast you gave it a try.

I was born to boogie woogie 'cause I'm the tiniest of dancers.

Why did your museum close down? People want answers.

I'm like a candle in the wind 'cause I'm spreading hot fire.

You caught pneumonia and that's what caused you to expire.

Liberace

You performing at a royal funeral make less sense than your wacky style.

I'm the highest-paid entertainer in the world! Well atleast for a little while.

Whilst you are pretending to lip sync in James Corden's car.

I'm dominating this battle 'cause it was written in the stars.

Elton John

I'm still standing after that verse, but just don't go breaking my heart.

Owned Watford F.C., so let me get in one more diss before I shortly depart.

If being a pianist was an Olympic sport, I would be the one getting gold.

This battle has been the circle of life, 'cause the young blood slayed the old.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

