User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 25 Season Two Finale: Superman vs Goku



Alright, done with Season 2! In an unofficial tradition of mine, I once again chose this matchup myself. I was originally going to do Superman vs Joseph Stalin (with the inclusion of Superman: Red Son) but I just could not find a way to write out the battle. So I went with this instead since I love both Superman and Goku. The parallels are too good to ignore.

I'm probably the 100th person to do this battle, so I added in some twists. I had a blast with Season 2, and thank you guys for continuing to be supportive of the project. You guys are the real MVP!

Before I forget, the hints. Bugs Bunny eating the carrot hinted at Goku, since Kakarrot is based off carrot. The Ma Soup hinted at Superman cause Souperman. A lot of you already knew he was going to be in the finale anyway.

Battle


VS



GO!

Battle starts at 0:21

Superman:
When the Last Son of Krypton is here, evil can't rest

So let’s put this chaotic monkey right back in his chest

I see through you, and you’re as bad a parent as a guardian

You think can beat me like your wife? You lost before this started!

I rap faster than you run when you’re ditching your son

And I don’t rely on green aliens to get my training done

I may breathe ice, but I still spit fire into any rhyme

Nothing is impossible for the greatest hero of all time!

I admire a foe who likes to measure up what he’s worth,

But you must frieze yourself in your tracks before things get worse

Because your constant pursuit of strength keeps endangering the Earth

And soon, that ambition will bring an end to the universe!

Goku:
Well you got me all wrong, I don’t see myself as a savior

I’m just a guy who protects the innocent when they’re in danger

From saving villages to planets, I know how to stay true

I can’t help but be that way. It’s what grandpa taught me to do

While I had to train under gravity weighing 100 tons

You had your powers gift wrapped for you by the sun

The most overrated hero of all time is more like it

You know a good story of yours? Cause I can’t find it!

Stronger than a train? Faster than a bullet? Please

I can go anywhere in the galaxy instantaneously

This’ll be fun! I’ll lay your S right on the floor

And you’re pretty strong, but I’ve beaten gods before

Superman:
If anyone is spoon-fed, it’s you with your transformations

Even Majin Buu has less. That’s an abomination

But if it’s a fight you want, I’m afraid I can’t back down

I can’t leave the Earth alone with a brainless clown

Goku:
I’d rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster

You don’t know how to beat any opponent that’s stronger

Since all you do is rely on your overwhelming might,

I’ll be more deadly to you than a chunk of Kryptonite

Superman:
Time to back up your words. See if you can beat me

This will end worse for you than DragonBall GT

Goku:
Figures that the Superwimp would be so demanding

Fine, let’s go until only one of us is standing

[An energy blast hits Goku] Ah, what was that?

I don’t know. I’m not the one who fired off that attack

Who’d be so low to hit you while you turned your back?

Why don’t you turn around and find out? No way! It’s Black!

''[A dark figure parts the clouds as he makes his dramatic entrance. His chaotic energy destroys buildings and civilians alike. Goku tries desperately to shield and protect whoever he can.]''



(2:25 - 2:45)

Goku Black:
(2:45)

Making mortals was the gods’ biggest mistake

So I won’t stop until every life is laid to waste

Protest is futile, you only postpone your fate

For you see, I’m from a much higher place

Face me, and I’ll slice you apart like your son and wife

Why resist? Death from me is quite the divine right

It’s not like you carrot all, even though you should

Rest well. I’ll be a better Goku than you ever could

Goku:
No, I won’t let you! You’ll get everyone killed!

I’ll defeat you myself. If I don’t, then who will?!

Don’t worry Goku, you won’t have to face him alone

Not so fast Clark, you got some problems of your own



Superman:
Ultraman, it’s you! Of course, I should have known

I won’t let you or your cronies invade my home

I’ll face you on my own, I don’t need the League

Think you can cope without your green ecstasy?

Ultraman:
You think you have what it takes to call me out?

Maybe I gotta beat the shit out that pretty mouth

Idiots who mess with me get bitch slapped like the President

In the heat of battle, fuck morals. They’re irrelevant

I’m sick of heroes like you always being goody two shoes

Until you grow some balls and kill, you’ll never improve

Anyone who’s ever stood in my way, is dead!

Lois Lane, the Kents, you’ve guaranteed their end

Ultraman and Goku Black:
I’m disgusted by mortals, but I agree with him here

The only way to rule the universe is through fear

You waste time always given out second chances

You want that power? You gotta go out and demand it!

Restraint is a dumb move, for we always return

And when we do, it’s the weak that get burned

In my world, your kind will be the first ones deceased

Why don’t you two just quit while you can still breathe?

Superman and Goku:
Sorry, I can’t give up. I never really learned how to

But I do know how to be a nightmare to you!

We all have to face our Darkseid sometimes

And when that day comes, we’ll never run and hide!

That makes you two far weaker than you believe

Black had a real meltdown at the face of defeat

And you may have his body but c’mon let’s face it

You’re so uncoordinated in it you couldn’t tie my laces

I try my best not to kill, that preserves our foes

But it also forces us to stay on top of our toes

So when people like you want to cause great plight

Heroes like us will always set it right!

Supes and I are different, but similar in other ways

We both fight to save the weak and the legacy of our race!

So as long as we draw breath, you’re guaranteed to fail

Until the end of time, truth and justice will prevail!

''[Superman and Goku engage Ultraman and Goku Black in an energy duel of heat vision and kamehamehas respectively. With great difficulty, the heroes overwhelm the villains and vaporize them from existence.]''