User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.87: Karl Marx vs Adam Smith

Time for another battle,

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

KARL MARX

VS

ADAM SMITH

BEGIN!

Adam Smith

The name's Adam Smith and I'm here to give my 2 cents,

On a Santa Claus wannabe, who is nothing close to a german gent.

My name maybe common, but I'm more like my nose, unique!

Not a massive fan of self portraits 'cause it shows that I'm chic.

At the age of 14, I went to the university of Glasgow.

Would diss your dead children, but that would be a low blow.

I'm a scottish legend as I was the first scotsman to featured on an english banknote.

Just don't criticise my work, otherwise I put my invisible hand around your throat.

Karl Marx

Karl Marx is here, the author of The Communist Manifesto.

I'm storming into your theatre, to shut down your dumb show.

Capitalism isn't good Adam, it's made for the big bankers.

But you should I listen to your morals? You scottish wanker.

Founded modern socialism and became a revolutionary leader.

You went to Oxford, only to became John Snell's cheerleader.

Where's your ghostwriter Hume? Those books are for frauds and crooks.

Never got married? Remained in the free market with your horrid looks!

Adam Smith

The father of economics, here to set the record straight.

Wrote the wealth of nations, while you're only here to frustrate.

Communism doesn't work, can you name one successful country?

It puts the fucking economy in the red, like women do monthly.

Karl Marx

Hündin bitte! I'm the jew who published Das Kapital after my death.

While you expressed self disappointment with your last dying breath.

The last capitalist we hang, shall be the one who sold us the rope.

But I won this rap battle 'cause I'm like my fucking theories, dope!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

