User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 24: Hades vs. Satan

Happy new year peeps! This battle features ancient Greek god of the underworld Hades vs the famous devil Satan. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HADES!

VS

SATAN!!

BEGIN!

Hades:

It’s Hades! The ruler of the world that’s under!

Get ready Satan because you will feel the mythology thunder!

You’re just a Chicago Bull who made God so mad!

You were defeated by Jesus, you sucked that bad!

Do you not know you’re hell is rented by me?

There’s a solution to your death and I am the key!

Why don’t you drink from my horn and claim your defeat?

Because you will be Greek ass kicked back to your seat!



Satan:

Mwahaha! It’s time for a dude to get fried!

You abducted Persephone and taught her to ride!

You’re not real! I’m as legit as the tail on my ass!

Better clean up your acts because will be your last!

Pretty soon you’ll get dumped into my lake of fire!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the OG of evil, I’m the one you should admire!

<p class="MsoNormal">So go back to your brothers and marvel at my might!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:346.5pt">Can’t fight? That’s alright! I already won, goodnight!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:346.5pt">Hades:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:346.5pt">You think the battle is over? Because you spat your own loss?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m Hades! Don’t you get it? I am the boss!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your doomsday plan will never occur!

<p class="MsoNormal">You look tired from getting whooped by me Lucifer!

<p class="MsoNormal">So take your homeboy Manson back to your lair!

<p class="MsoNormal">While I go anal my wife and stroke my hair!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Satan:

<p class="MsoNormal">Who the fuck is Hades? People know me more than you!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll ball crush your crotch right out of your shoes!

<p class="MsoNormal">Feel the flames reach heights you can never earn!

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you sweating my man? It’s because you got burned!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (text burns)

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Who won? Hades Satan

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(Any part of the battle that seems similar to other battles made in the ERB wiki or by other ERB's made by NicePeter and EpicLloyd are only coincidental and have not been copied nor stolen from others. This battle is 100% genuine and made by the creator himself)=====