User blog:Justinbuckner98/Cole Phelps (L.A. Noire) vs. Vault Boy (Fallout)

















Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES VAULT BOY! VS! COLE PHELPS! BEGIN!

Cole Phelps: Hey Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass

 I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass.

 Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout

 I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout

 You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face

 You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away.

 My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, I'm from L.A. Noire

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> to unlock the door, but instead you use a lockpick and a cord.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> They probably heard about what you did to Megaton.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> You're a villified vilian, I'mma take you in.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Vault Boy:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying prescence.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> All my companions make everything easy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> And guess what, none of them hate me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Nuka Cola, Sarsapirilla, drinking Victory.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm.

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Cole Phelps: Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Doing what I do makes me *chi ching*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Vault Boy:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> Oh please, you got washed out your ass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> My currency is decent cause I have some bottle cap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">WHO WON?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> YOU DECIDE!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;"> EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!!!!!