User blog:Super Minecraft Girl/The Joker Vs. Laughing Jack

Joker: HAHA! Welcome to the show of me beating this pedophile

You’re an Angels Mistake and I’ll kill you like Todd with a big smile

You’re just an empty void who’s afraid to be alone, boo-hoo

Wanna see a magic trick? Ta-da it’s more pain than that brat leaving you

This is the last laugh Jacky boy, so prepare for this Ace in the deck

I’m the master of crime, I made bat-boy get scared while you’re a wreck

I’M THE TRUE DEFINITION OF INSANITY, you just think it’s a silly game

With my friend named TITAN I’ll gut and maul you like James

Laughing Jack: Jack has popped out of the box to deal with this clown

When it comes to killer clowns of course I’ll take the crown

All around the Mulberry bush Jack chased the stalker

Squeezing you like a kitten, till pop goes the Joker

I’ll tear you apart and give you the roaches like my best friend Isaac

Even that other Jack would’ve been better than this psycho d-ck

The best minions you could get are cards and a slut

Well well I guess I have to mutilate another mutt

Joker: ALL YOU ARE IS THE JOKE OF CREEPYPASTAS

IF I CAN KILL ALEX LUTHOR THEN IT WON’T BE HARD TO BEAT YA

YOU FACING ME IS A BIGGER HANDICAP THEN BATGIRL

I’M FEARED FROM ARKHAM CITY TO THE WHOLE WORLD

WHILE THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU SCARE ARE WIMPS ON THE NET

SHH! LITTLE JACK YOU BETTER KNOW I”M YOUR BIGGEST THREAT

BETTER STAND STILL WHEN I LYRICAL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL

Guess you really are the real Joker here after all!!

Laughing Jack: HAHA! Everyone knows I’m the snuffbomb and quite fearsome

My flow is sweeter than the candy I give to my victims

I drive people to madness you can’t even comprehend

Your death will be more slower and deadly than the poison

The disses I spit will burn you worse than those chemicals

I’m the terror of London while your petty crimes are forgettable

You may’ve been an Engineer, but you still can’t fix the damage from my attack

We’re gonna have to call this battle Lyrical homicide by Laughing Jack