User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 7 - Ash Ketchum vs Bill and Ted

Yeah I know what you are all thinking. ANOTHER ONE? REALLY? Well im bored with no school, have nothing better to do and had some good news today so YOLO. Anyways...Time travelling buddies, Bill and Ted take on Pokemon protagonist Ash to see who is the most adventurous kid. Go

The Cast
Zach Sherwin as Bill (denoted by red )

EpicLLOYD as Ash Ketchum (denoted by blue )

Two time travelling buddies going sci-fi on your 10 year old ass

We can beat you any time any place be it the future or the past

More of a kid than Billy with a yellow mouse as a pet

We decide the future based on a history test

You play with animals and balls, we'll report you to PETA

You'll wish we were the elite four when you step in this arena

This is a battle of harming and sparring with Bill and Ted starring

Our verses are as legendary as your battle with Charles Darwin

Let me ask, are you boys or girls, with those haircuts I can't tell

Your future certainly ain't utopian, I won't be beaten by those who can't spell

Your films are left forgotten, I'll make you hit rock bottom

Any damage you do I'll heal it with Bellossom

You say you time travel but you're no match for a Celebi

You better get in your phone box and run away from me

Cos I'm B-rocking these raps, disses leave you in ashes

I'm iconic across the globe, you're Unown to the masses

You can't keep a companion they get bored of your company

We will beat down this champion an ADHD kid with no subtlety

How're you so scrawny when you spend so much time at the gym

The Wyld Stallyns just won this thing run back to Misty you'll never get that kiss

I say sorry to these two, layabout, unappealing douches

You'll never get a girl rhyhorny, always remaining losers

The polls won't lie I'll Surge into the lead

You are where you travel and you two are history

Who won? Bill and Ted Ash Ketchum