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Epic Rap Battles Of History! Socrates vs Voltaire

Socrates:

You can't even the understand The mind of Socrates Honesty you can call me the father of philosophy

I'm Greek and your French I'll squash you like Plato I mean your ok ? But I'm great cuz I say so

Rich off the lottery ? I mean who even remembers you I'm the real thinker I'm a philosophy winner too ! I want this to last So I'll hate to do this But nobody likes you They be like who's this ?

Voltaire:

No one remembers me ? Ha No remembers you ! Born before Christ (pause) Died before too !

I had so many chicks And couldn't decide the one Like the fans in this battle But they know I won

I did more than what you did I was more advanced No you didn't inspire me And I'll never be a fan !

Your old, fat and stupid Stop asking questions Just take this simple answer Or it will be threatening

Socrates : I was born not noble Out Of a poor family Never too advantage on The minds who needed me !

Because I am faithful To all my young followers Most of yours are stupid Never mind it's all of yours!

Voltaire:

Man it's finally over Bro you bore me I could never be a follower Of someone before me

You got white hair And you wear cheap Sandles You wear dresses But you are just a scandal

Who won ? Who's next ? You decide Bruh ?