User blog comment:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 2: Hades vs Osiris/@comment-4920659-20151121034852/@comment-5412428-20151121041218

Well the plowed by your citizens line is referring to the Ploughing Festival where a statue of Isis is stripped for good farming. The other few Isis lines were like this:

Your wife went fishing for your pieces but one happened to eat your balls!

Is referring to when Isis went "fishing" for Osiris's pieces but a fish ate his genitals

The five seconds line was when Isis could only resurrect Osiris for a few moments so Osiris impregnated her with Horus, so Hades is mocking Osiris's short lasting time in bed by cumming at five seconds, and how she only did it to bring forth a stronger god to protect her.

The goth kid's erection line was written by Branfu, but I believe they're referring to the fact Hades is made of everything a goth child would stereotypically love, so he gives goth kids erections. *shrugs*