User blog:Iamthelegion/Marvelous Rap Battles announcement (with people)

Greetings, true believers! It is I, Stan Lee, creator of Marvel Comics, and its properties!

Not all of them.

I have to agree with Wade.

Not by a long shot.

Yuir certainly missing a few, aye.

Like AMERICA!

And some other founding staples.

Well, all that aside, I did make the Avengers, Fantastic Four, the Hulk, the X-Men, and Spider-Man! And that's not even the point today. Today, true believers, I am here to announce the beginning of a new era in which the Marvel franchise will thrive! The era... of the rap battle!



An era in which the words on a page

spilled forth from the brains

of such picturesque literary greats

is transformed into contests for the ages!

And, like in all things Marvel does, we're ripping off DC, but doing it better!

I resent that allegation!

Aquaman.

Batman.

Deathstroke the Terminator.

Animal Man.

Crimson Avenger. (Ironically.)

Hawkman.

Well, whatever. Marvel NOW is still way better than New 52. Now I'm off to have a money bath with the royalties I took from Jack Kirby! Excelsior!