User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Sign-ups/@comment-5101200-20150620055243

When it comes to rapping, I'm Dovahkiin, a master of the power of the Voice.

I leave my opponent's ears ringing, unable to rejoice.

Pun king, bring down the pun-ishment,

Raps fast like McDonald food, but you're still lovin it.

I dig a grave for members, a burro for a bureaucrat.

Alanomaly anomaly anonymous rapper, you can't top that!

The fact I'm difficult to beat is what I'm getting at,

Such magical rhymes fly of my tongue like an acrobat!