User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 2: PSY vs. MC Hammer

This features South Korean singer, songwriter, rapper, dancer, and record producer PSY vs. American rapper, entrepreneur, spokesman, and actor MC Hammer. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

PSY

VS.

MC HAMMER!

BEGIN!

PSY vs. MC Hammer

PSY: Here comes PSY! With the championship and my sexy ladies All you did was wear loose pants and blacken the eighties I'll be making a full out attack, get ready to feel my power My video views are way taller than the Twin Towers! Yeah baby! 1 billion views alright Getting this many fans was as easy as flying a kite Join my dance crew and maybe you'll have some fame too But it's all for me now and none for you!

MC Hammer: Alright let's get it started. You were just stalling around I was the creator of pop, I'm the one with the crown! You're cool but I can ring up all you've done Yoou've been indoors too long, you look like you were never under the sun! I'll hurt you making a corpse saying you can't touch this Then it's prime time for me while you lie there unconscious All you do is be a horse, galloping around your country I've been destroying you full blast since 2003!

PSY: Let me remind you again that I'm the best rapper in this era Even your nigger backups couldn't be that nearer! I shredded Justin Bieber's shit into a pile of dirt I had this dream to be the best even before your birth! Nobody has seen you in 20 years where have you been? Did you play hide and seek or something or were you ashamed? Or maybe I was just too popular for you? I can't really tell While my views go up, your whole career fell! Now sit on the bench and watch how I won by a mile Because it's now time to Oppa Gangnam Style!

MC Hammer: Chill out PSY don't be in a hurry! You wear big glasses like that? Why? Are your eyes that blurry I'm too legit to quit! That's why I'm not backing out I'm doing active duties on your dry asian mouth! You better run run while I kick over 2NE1 You'll be popular next year? I doubt you'll still be in the next month! You're so popular, you can't even think of another song to make That means you're only known for 1 song. See? Your fame is fake! I see even Michael Jackson couldn't get much ticket sales But it's hard for me to think that all your performers were males! I'll flip your insides out and you'll be saying Please Don't Hammer But I'll say, Stop! Don't mess with MC Hammer!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!