User blog:Fametown/Trevor, Michael, & Franklin vs The Three Musketeers



Hey guys. So I decided to make my own series, and I'm not really sure where it's going to go. I'm not new to the rap battling scene, but I am very new sharing my rap battles with a large community that loves rap battles. I'm fine with criticism, so go ahead and chisel or applaud whatever you want to in this battle. I will except suggestions you guys drop in the comments, but just know I will only be doing battles that I feel comfortable doing, which are the ones where I know a lot about each rapper beforehand. So without further ado, here is the kickstart to my own rap battle series that is unnamed as of now. Special thanks to LeandroDaVinci for the title card!

Cast

 * Three Musketeers
 * EpicLLOYD as Athos
 * Nice Peter as Porthos
 * Zach Sherwin as Aramis
 * George Watsky as d'Artagnan


 * GTA 5
 * DeStorm Power as Franklin Clinton
 * EpicLLOYD as Michael De Santa
 * Nice Peter as Trevor Phillips
 * Greg Davis Jr. as Lamar Davis

Three Muskeeters
We're the Three Musketeers, we fire at the crooks

You're the Three Buccaneers, street pirate kooks

Let's write your epitaph, one by one

Damn right, we'll kick your ass, fun time's done

Arthos
Franklin, used to repo cars for a livin'

Frankly, you should think of sorrow and forgiveness

Just because you left the thug life for cash

Doesn't mean that you can underlie your past

You hurt people, you're still a low-life, beatin' kills

It's illegal, refillin' women, eatin' pills

Now you're stuck with two geezers and a cripple as your mentors

How the fuck will you beat us? We all stick and work together

Portho
Michael, the psycho, can't keep up with life's cycle

Rival to the trial, he's so homicidal

You ditched your family, just to rethink your past

You bitch about everything and got a shrink for that

Joined a crooked cult and unknowingly max-paid their tip cup

You're just a stupid insult, a lousy Max Payne rip-off

So fuck what you believe in, look at the guy you've become

Sorry to say this, Townley, but your time has come

Aramis
Oh, I know what they say, you shouldn't mess with Trevor

And I don't wanna get raped, I wouldn't whatsoever

But I know that stuff is bullshit, you're really just a chicken

Just a homosexual, who can't settle with his feelings

You crazy old fuck, stop eating people and dealing

Your bank roll sucks, stop beating people and chilling

You know you're dumb and chemical, you better get down and pray

So go do something sensible and choose Ending A

Three Musketeers
You know you're messed up and that's a well-known fact

So you better fess up to all your unknown acts

Run and call the Feds on us, we're here to brawl

Because it's all for one and one for all!

Trevor, Michael & Franklin
We all reside in San Andreas, a part where peeps aren't civil

Our defeat is like the Himalayas, it's hard to reach our level

So go ahead and taunt us, we'll end your lives

We'll blow off a head off in a cop car, and then you'll die

Franklin Clinton
Ya'll act like you're heroes, but your book says otherwise

You wouldn't trash talk, you zeros, you'd rather fight and murderize

Arthos, dawg, you claim you're immune to love?

I bet that'll change once you get your lips stuck on deez nuts

So why don't you go and try to find a homie with some better skill?

I murder fuckers and killing Muskateers is my Benadryl

So go and make like your servant and don't talk unless needed

I guess that'll be hard, homie, when your lips are bleedin'

Michael De Santa
Pass me the mic to diss a man who's called Porthos Dandy and light, it's a pisser, you were so close

What kind of mother goes and names her kid that?

What kind of father lets his son join a bitch clan?

You hired your servant cause you saw him spitting in a river shower?

You're more clueless than the guys who made that fifth dick Albert

You made Boniface change his name because you didn't like the way it sounds?

Maybe that's just because your own name puts your bony face in a frown

Trevor Phillips
You wouldn't like me when I'm pissed off, but I'm pissed off!

I'll screw Aramis in his anus until my dick cums

That's how angry I am, you pushed me to the brink

You only hired your boy Bazin cause he's good with the chicks

You're deeply religious? Good, cause I am God!

T.P. Industries is not a fraud!

Going on rampages, tearing through pussies

You're about to be the next head on my wall of rookies

Trevor, Michael & Franklin
You aren't real soldiers, you're just manly broads

You Banana Splits are sweeter than a candy bar

You took a taxi to the wrong city, we're nothing to mess with

You must've chose Option C, cause this is your Deathwish!

d'Artagnan
Deathwish? Sorry, men, but you must be smoking trees

Catch this, you hardly can, cause it's four against three

When I first met my friends, we started an illegal duel

When you first met your friends, you started breaking people's rules

Five years to make your game? But it still sucked gonads!

I fear you're made to slay, and that's a fucked up program!

While it didn't take long for us to find the truth and make a friend pact

You guys can't even find your hearts, let alone a jetpack!

Lamar Davis
Hello everybody, yo, how in the fuck you doin'?

Let me take a second on this microphone to ruin

Anybody's fucking chances of rapping a flow this fluent

I'm not a fucking human, you stupid pukes, I'm a mutant

Back up nigga, cause shit's about to throw down

My rhymes are like a cooking pot, cause they gon' knock you to the ground

You had so many hoes up on your dick, you're probably a father

I know I fuck prostitutes, but at least I don't cheat on 'em

You murdered your teenage wife, fell in love with the landlord's chick

Your love life is harder to understand than your name is

L.D. gets an extra bar cause that's the way it is

I'm sorry that we hustled this battle, it's just the way we live

Poll
Who won? The Three Musketeers & d'Artagnan Trevor, Michael, Franklin & Lamar

Trivia

 * I'm still working on getting the formatting for the font right. Next time I do a team battle, hopefully I can get the color coding down by then.