User blog:Drakan95/Noah vs Ash Ketchum. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History

''Pika-Pika! Pika-Pika! Pika-chuuuuuuuu!!!!''

Well, hello there dear friends and users! I shall welcome you back to another CvH rap fight! And as always, I'm very glad and proud to see more readers giving their opinions about those rap battles. And hey look, this is definitely not the first anime vs bible battle that you'll see! (bpf)

Anyways, before we start, let's give some credits, shall we? I would like to say HUGE LOVE to my man, Element K, who wrote for Ash and Pikachu, you can also check his awesome series down below, huge thanks to Joe who came up as well with some ideas and modifications and huge thanks to Leandro who made the cover, the title cards and the end slate.

The main protagonist of the Pokémon anime and manga series, Ash Ketchum, and the last of the pre-flood Patriarchs, Noah fight against each other to see who's the best at gathering animals.

Ash Ketchum Background: Pallet Town

Noah Background: In front of his Ark

Beat: Way Of The Warrior

Battle


BEGIN!

Ash Ketchum
(starts at 0:31)

Beware! You’re arena trapped, about to put the pressure on you

Been to the gym so much can beat a man Black and Blue

Flowing and flooding disses are just some of my pallets of talents

You’re absent and haven’t been proved to exist on the planet

You’ll end up fainted, strong stats and I don’t want to hear your cry

You challenge me to a fight? You’ll get X-ed out and not know Y

You let your brethren die as you tried to save yourself and your wife

I'll submerge a bitch like he's a Magikarp holding an eviolite

Noah
(0:53)

<p class="MsoNormal">A wild Noah has appeared, the Patriarch of Rap Flytes

<p class="MsoNormal">You try to fight when your little Charizard lacks flight

<p class="MsoNormal">Get on your bike or face my Gospel when I get Ham on the mic

<p class="MsoNormal">And I'll probably strike you down as father of the Isrealites

<p class="MsoNormal">Begin your Exodus, start running, I've got the Genesis of flow

<p class="MsoNormal">Pack up your Pokemon and I'll let them live upon my boat

<p class="MsoNormal">And when it's over I'll let my animals off, they're gonna want to gore ya

<p class="MsoNormal">Then my Lord will strike you from the Earth, like you're Sodom and Gamorrah

Pikachu
(1:14)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1c-8d9a-ee59-4c40fcc8b7fe" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I blast off idiots like Team Rocket who can easily beat you

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1c-c73c-3bf5-8706701a6f11" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I’m a bigger threat in a pocket, and my name is Pikachu!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1c-ef7d-7143-c66d46bec391" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Attack on the track with a thunderbolt; face the face of the franchise

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1d-1ac7-840a-a28b5bcaf281" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Smack a whack hack nuts but no bolts, row, row, row your boat guy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1d-43ca-f326-63648508155c" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Building a ship for all the species with Noah-rk-itechture skills?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1d-76e3-8aba-6011901f7a76" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">That’s like throwing an iPhone <span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">(On airplane mode!) <span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> at a windowsill!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1d-af16-a9ec-cf0a53b252f5" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Modern times we’re remembered, you see us on TV

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae1d-df32-7ac5-5b19b8b97b7e" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Noah existing in modern times? Stuck in the canals of Italy! <span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">(Ohhh!)

Noah
(1:35)

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll leave you burned as an offering to my Father, hallowed be his name

<p class="MsoNormal">His Kingdom come, his will be done, I'll leave you stood out in the rain

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll pick Pikachu once I've beaten you and leave him in a petting zoo

<p class="MsoNormal">You can try to Mr Mime my lines, but rhymes will still leave you screwed

<p class="MsoNormal">And put a Curse upon this Gastly Digimon wannabe, I'm gonna haunt ya

<p class="MsoNormal">Hide your Cu-boner for Dawn, when I Slash through Sand you'll be slaughtered

<p class="MsoNormal">View my nakedness and it's over, you've got no game, boy, you've been played

<p class="MsoNormal">When Misty gets gritty with her sisters, Brock needs to find people his own age

Ash Ketchum and Pikachu
(1:56)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae21-d5d1-3950-938ffa66ae6b" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We’ve been sweeping from the start so can’t say this was a U-turn

<p class="MsoNormal"><span id="docs-internal-guid-c2bb27fd-ae22-0132-9513-dcc4aab1143a" style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">It may not be my type but when I spit, opponents get burned

<p class="MsoNormal">On your way out say hi to Yugi, Taichi, Dan and Darwin for us

<p class="MsoNormal">We cannot lose because we’re the very best, like no one ever was

Noah
(2:06)

<p class="MsoNormal">From Egypt to Zion, this righteous shaman beats a layman

<p class="MsoNormal">Then sell your ass into slavery, just like your name is Canaan

<p class="MsoNormal">Burn you to ash when I smash, leave Ketchum slayed

<p class="MsoNormal">And throw him off of my Ark, into a watery grave

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-

(The logo gets caught by a 'Poké Ball.)

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Poll
Who won? Ash Ketchum and Pikachu Noah