User blog:Cfp3157/The Joker vs. Bane

The Joker
I'm the Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime!

And when it comes villainy and battle raps, I'm the best of all time!

I wear a nice pressed suit, you're dressed as a luchador.

That fashion's like your comic career; Not popular anymore!

I'm holding the card deck here, and I've got a winning hand

I may be a joker, but you're nowhere near an ace

I brought Gotham down in flames, you suck hard and hide your face!

I'll bust through your rhymes with my Glock and a school bus

And as you lay dying on the ground I got one question for ya;

Why....so....serious?

Bane
I've got brain and brawn, pumped up on my Venom!

What's you got? A couple cards, a pistol, and a face full of cum!

You can barely take his punch, I broke his goddamn back!

Bane will whack you down with little more than super bitch slap.

I've got an army of ninjas, you got some traitorous goons

We sweeped through Gotham while you stumbled around like buffoons!

My cold, slow lyrics are deadlier then any Joker Venom

Beat you down so hard it's barely any fun.

You can try to keep with little gadgets and gizmos

But let's face, you got locked in prison while I made Gotham's citizens my hoes!