User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Peter Griffin VS Eric Cartman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!

ERIC CARTMAN

VS

PETER GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

BEGIN!



Peter Griffin:
Oh hey, it’s the fat kid that lives in a mountain town,

So what’s wrong you little fat bastard, you wanna throw down?

You got a probe lodged in your anus and now you’re pissed,

You have no business in rapping, this Nazi is dismissed,

You have so many dysfunctional friends, even one that’s always dieing,

Comedy doesn’t exist in your show, are you even trying?

What’s wrong Hitler? Can’t take any of my abuse,

Just say your petty curse words, they’ll be of no use



Interlude:
Eric Cartman:

<p class="MsoNormal">Who’re you calling fat you fucking fatass,

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Eric Cartman:
<p class="MsoNormal">I control the Stick of Truth, to me, you’re just a pawn,

<p class="MsoNormal">Spit another verse, you’ll just make me yawn,

<p class="MsoNormal">Calling me out for being a nazi? Nun ficken sie,

<p class="MsoNormal">You think my show is crap? Well look at it’s reviews,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just an Irish drunk that needs to go back to Quahog,

<p class="MsoNormal">Put you in a transportation truck and send you to Gulag,

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re tough? Your archenemy is a chicken,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now go home Peter, and stop it with your bitchin’

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Peter Griffin:
<p class="MsoNormal">Calm down Tubby, you don’t know what you’re doin’,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause lyrical armageddon on this Nazi, leavin’ you in ruin,

<p class="MsoNormal">-Cartman grumbles at him-

<p class="MsoNormal">What did you just say to me? Can’t take the raps I’m spewin’?

<p class="MsoNormal">Get back to your town for the crowd in this battle is booin’

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Eric Cartman:
<p class="MsoNormal">-Pulls out microphone-

<p class="MsoNormal">I said, how would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Griffin?

<p class="MsoNormal">With your personality I wonder why your family hasn’t been leavin’,

<p class="MsoNormal">How dare you fucking call me fat, I'M FUCKING BIG-BONED!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m tired of hearing this, so screw you Peter, I’m going home

Who won? Eric Cartman Peter Griffin