User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 24: Carl Gauss vs Archimedes

Another remake. Ye.

Information
Original release date: June 28, 2014

Original Battle: blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 23: Carl Gauss vs Archimedes here

Why I remade:

I felt it was underwhelming.

Beat used: https://youtu.be/Zgtu3qGsyyE

Loosely used, it flows to it but too lazy to say when lines start and shit.

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES!

ARCHIMEDES

VERSUS!

CARL GAUSS!

BEGIN!

Archimedes:

I’m not scared of this obscure Einstein wannabe geek,

With a Groucho Marx nose and his hair like that of a freak,

What does a mere author have to offer in this battle of minds?

You can’t beat me; you couldn’t manage to pass the test of time!

Yet, you’ve got the nerve to show your curve around here, fool?

I’m about to make you werke that dorky hat off like this is primary school!

As are the names of your children, your rhymes are of poor selection,

You’ll never finish a verse; you’re too busy striving for the perfection,

That’ll never happen, because like your fate, your writings are tragic!

Just like your first marriage, a failure is all you’re ever going to manage!

Not even math teachers know you, my genius flows from me to Hawking,

This is your last chance to proof yourself, so you better start talking.

Carl Gauss:

I’m more slicker than Brunswick, my flow’s more tasty than pi,

So go screw yourself, Archie, you’re an insufferable fly,

Your flow is just hideous; mine’s solid work, call me Phidias,

I make the bills, what you got? Jack shit, you’re ridiculous!

As a perfectionist, you’re clawing my brain, a mistake,

So I’ll blaze a fake pasty waste with his own heat rays!

My membrane’s on a different plane; your brain is askew,

You’d need an Equiarial map just to see how the Gauss do!

I’m more lethal to you than any little Pubic war, you ass,

I’ll eradicate your circles while you play in your little bath,

You died alone and single, never to experience true love,

While my fans are more numerous than the stars above!

Archimedes:

I’m the principle, you best be off, before you get schooled,

I’ll degauss your ass to your little crater on the moon, you fool,

Face it; you’re an outcast, no one knows your submissions,

That were more important to you than your own wife’s condition,

Your chances died off when I was announced, like your lovers,

You’re now known as the man who makes teenagers suffer.

Carl Gauss:

My rhymes are improving, attention spans you’re diluting,

Your weak points I’m shooting, young brains you’re polluting,

There’s no cure for a crown this dense, I’m afraid,

Switching my flows as I go will not change the sum’s ways,

Because in the end, my friend, the victor’s still clear;

The boss and his resolvi posse tossing Archimedes’ career!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

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AWESOME RAP BATTLES!

Who Won? (please vote) Carl Gauss Archimedes