User blog:Mystical Trixter/Mao Zedong vs M. Bison: Epic Rap Battles of Firebrand Season 2

Hooray! Season 2 begins! I'm hyped, so let's start this shit!

Once again, no cover ;-;

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND

MAO ZEDONG

VERSUS

MASTER BISON

BEGIN

== Mao Zedong:==

Really? They sent Chairman Mao to deal with this coward?

He's Psycho to face me, no matter if he has soul power.

You wanna battle me? I've had marches tougher than you,

This fictional mess can't step, he'll forever be in my Shadaloo.

This'll be like your Death Battle, with you ripped in half,

Your only claim to fame was a cameo in Wreck it Ralph!

Your verse is coming up, but I wouldn't even bother

Nobody roots for a freak who brags about killing his father!

== M. Bison:==

Yes! This is amusing, I'm being challenged by a pathetic communist!

I've killed warriors all over with just my fists, you wanna mess with this?

Thinking you'd actually win is where you are wrong

When it comes to rapping you simply suck Zedong!

Congratulations, you led a Long March into yet another defeat,

Against the most powerful Fighter on the Street, I can't be beat!

You have a death toll higher than Hitler or Stalin? I could still do worse,

Was your loss as obvious as plans of taking over the world? OF COURSE!

== Mao Zedong:==

This Bison is being hunted down, no chance at living through my disses

Destroying you is something I'll force your whole puny crew to witness.

Call this my Guerrilla Warfare, cuz I'm going apeshit here

I'm a Nightmare Booster, I'll be your very worst fear

Bring your good version Rose, and I'll even maul her

Because I'm a baller, about to bury you like I did the scholars!

 (Mao has his soldiers shoot Bison and his area, destroying it. He's about to leave when something rises from the ground)

== Final Bison:==

(Speed rap)

You thought that would win it? Please, my power knows no limits!

Finish your foolishness, shouldn't risk this, you've just got on my hit list!

Scare you shitless when you witness my rhyming sickness,

Have I left you witless with my quickness? Oh, this is delicious!

When you make Bison go vicious, you are going to pay today,

(Back to normal speed)

Cuz today was the biggest failure of your life. For me? It was Tuesday.

Outro & Poll
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE!

EPIC *Logo spins across screen like Bison's Psycho Crusher* RAP BATTLES OF FIREBRAND!

Who won

Mao Zedong

/M. Bison