Talk:Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2/@comment-26966462-20170515101246/@comment-9623756-20170515104431

Harry Houdini vs Lionel Messi

HH:

Leo Messi, escape this! I have the rap skills to leave you bewitched!

So let the little magician fly around the pitch like he was playing Quidditch!

I've got the sickest, trickiest flows, that only my nimble hands can unlock!

You've got the child labour sponsorships, and hands to work CR7's cock!

LM:

Harry Who 'dis? I amaze the Camp Nou, yes! I should saw your verse in half!

'Cos you willingly ignored Triple clearly saying that you could only have two bars!

But four flows better! Rule of three so mail your terms of surrender to MSN! Yes!

Rakitic racks up the passes, Neymar gets the asses, but Messi hits the net!