User blog:Wachowman/Deadliest Wikior BTTF vs Phil

And we are back with Deadliest Wikior, all new people, who will make of to round 2?...I'm still typing likes it's Total Drama Wiki *shakes it off* anyways, please enjoy the battle and remember, vote for who you think won.

BTTF is armed with

 * Sharpened pencil...?
 * Sticks and stones...yep
 * Water gun...ok
 * He has IGLY and Samis by his side...
 * Metal detector...I'm sure the armor is fine
 * He is wearing a...a Suit and tie?
 * Duct...Tape...?
 * he can Withstand many forces...guess that's normal

Phil is armed with

 * Monk’s Spade
 * Throwing Knives
 * Anzio 20mm Sniper
 * He has Coupe and Night by his side
 * Grapling hook
 * He is wearing a bear suit, cause why the fuck not
 * Vulcan nerve pinch
 * he is very intelligent

Battle
(BTTF, Phil, Night, Coupe and the really fucking handsome Wachowman are in chat)

Wachow: ok, Phil, BTTF, imma go make your battle now, I'll be back soon.

Phil: alright, later.

BTTF: yeah, bye.

(Wachowman leaves the chat)

Phil: I'm excited for that battle.

BTTF: same here.

Phil: I'm so gonna win it tho.

BTTF: plz, people like me much more here, we know I'll get the votes, even if my weapons are shit, I'll win for sure.

Phil: fuck you, can I get respect around here for once?

BTTF: like when you want to be a mod?

(Phil takes out one of his knives and points it at BTTF's neck)

Phil: say that agin mother fucker.

Coupe: lol, BTTF is losing to Phil.

Night: it seems that way.

BTTF: fucking plz.

(BTTF points his sharpened pencil at Phil's neck)

BTTF: I have tricks up my sleeve.

Phil:...you're pointing a pencil at my neck?

BTTF: scared now Motherfucker?

Phil:...fuck this.

(Phil swipes the knife at BTTFs neck but BTTF dodges)

BTTF: aha!

(BTTF takes out his water gun and shoots it at Phil)

Phil: *gets hot with the water*...really?

BTTF: how'd you like that?

Phil:...Night, Coupe, can you please kill him?

Coupe: *takes out a knife* you got it.

Night: *takes out a knife* yeah, sure.

(Night and Coupe get closer to BTTF who has a smirk on his face)

BTTF: aha! You fell for my trap!

(2 users called Samis.2 and Igly.2 join chat with Sharpened pencil)

Samis: Aha!

Igly: Aha!

(Samis sticks a pencil is Nights neck while Igly sticks one in Coupes neck, killing them both)

Phil: what the,fuck!

Samis: we did it sir!

BTTF: good! Now kill this last one!

Samis: yes sir.

Phil: Oh fuck this.

(Phil takes out his Anzio 20mm Sniper and shoots both Igly and Samis)

Phil: could've just done that in the beginning.

BTTF: NO, MINIONS!

(Phil then aims at BTTF)

Phil: BTTF, just cause I'm nice, I'll make this hurt just a little.

BTTF: No!

(BTTF throws a stone at Phil, making him drop the Sniper)

Phil: ow, bitch!

(Phil takes out his Monks spade while BTTF takes out a stick)

Phil: you're kidding me right?

BTTF: be careful when you underestimate me.

(They both run at each other and their weapons clash)

Phil: erg, you will not beat my Monks Spade, it has been crafted by the finest-

''(He is interrupted by his Monks Spade breaking in half.

Phil: what! How?!

BTTF: my stick...has termites.

(BTTFs stick breaks in half as well, from the termites eating the supporting wood)

Phil: motherfucker!

(Phil takes out his Grappling hook and aim it at BTTF)

Phil: this should at least-

(He is again interrupted by his grappling hook getting pulled out of his hand by an unknown force)

Phil: what?!

(Phil looks at BTTF and sees his grappling hook attached to a metal detector)

Phil: oh come on! Those aren't even magnets!

BTTF: they are now.

(BTTF takes off the Grappling hook and aim it at Phil)

BTTF: any last words?

Phil: dude, did you really just say that?

BTTF: couldn't think of anything else cool.

Phil: not one thi-

BTTF: SHUDDAP!

(BTTF shoots the grappling hook at Phil)

Phil: oh shit!

(To be continued)

Who do you want to see win? BTTF Phil