User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Attila the Hun vs. Conan the Barbarian. ERBoW Episode 2

Epic Rap Battles of Warriors!

Conan the Barbarian!

versus!

Attila the Hun...

Begin!

Conan:

This Hyborian Barbarian,

will stomp on this Hun-garian.

Till his eyes swell up with red,

and your nose bleeds, 'till you're dead.

You don't scare me, I've seen more meat in a whopper,

When I'm done with you, you'll be yelling, "Get to the the choppa!"

I came from what you did wrong, I'm just your Fantasy.

You trying to help your people is complete blastphemy.

And you failed to conquer France, now that's just saddening.

I can spit out rhymes like it's a Bohemian Rhapsody.

Turns out you're not the warrior history thought you to be,

If you can live through this battle, we will wait and see...

Just which one of us two can make it to the top,

A leader you may be, but a conqueror you're not.

Attila:

From River Danube to the Ural Mountains,

I'm gonna slay your ass, from a horse I am mounted!

Your legacy is built only on games and movies,

And when I say things, they are always Calls of Duty!

I never wanted to listen to your stupid Weird Tales,

I'm a real version of you, just on a larger scale!

I started and empire, exactly how I planned.

This wonderful realm, thousands of miles of land.

Rule over my kingdom, all my needs I demand!

I'll step up to battle, a sword in my hand.

Conan:

You'd be choking on that sinus,

I'd be stepping up to violence,

You better stay in silence,

needing mental guidance.

Jumping around like a drugged-up gorilla.

This will be the last battle of Attila.

Atilla:

You're the bitch to the Cimmerians,

No wonder you're a Barbarian.

Even if you won this battle, you wouldn't be the best,

And would your creator still wouldn't be impressed.

WON WHO?

WHO DECIDE?

YOU NEXT!