User blog:Nikki Lee 1999/ERB wiki Epic Colab Story

Part 1 (by Awesomesix)
Maria's (don't remember her name) parents were leaving for a week, and didn't want her daughter to be alone, so bought her a dog. On the first night, Maria brought her dog into her room and it lied under her bed.

To make sure it was there, she held her hand down and let it lick her hand as she slept. During the night, she heard a dripping in her bathroom. She was too lazy to get up, and fell asleep with her dog licking her hand. Again she woke up, hearing the drip, assuming it was just her faucet, and fell asleep with her dog still licking her hand. The third time, she got up, and went into the bathroom. When she opened the door, her dog's corpse is hanging, cut open, from the cieling, with blood dripping from it. On the mirror, in blood, is a message written, saying "Humans can lick too."

Part 2 (by Nikki Lee 1999)
A thought popped into Mariah's head, "If my dog is here, then who was licking me under the bed?" She skipped over to her room to see a guy under her bed.

"Hey Maria", he said.

"Who are you?", she asked.

"I'm your dawg," he said.

"What?", she asks.

"Your dawg. Your secret admirer." he says.

"Did you kill my dog?" she asked.

"No, I am your dawg." he says.

"Well what is that in the bathroom?" she asks.

"That wasn't a dog! That was a DOGE!!!", he says.

Maria's eyes widened with fear. "There was a d-d-doge under my bed just licking my arm and the whole time and I didn't know it."

"Your lucky I came when I did, or you would be finished." said Maria's dawg. In fact, there are doges in Paris, Vegas, Mexico City, Rio, Amsterdam and Thailand getting ready for a hostile take over of this planet. I am an interstellar doge hunter, your secret admirer, but most importantly", He knelt down on his knees like a gentleman, "your dawg".

WTF???

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!

Cast
Nikki Lee 1999 as Maria

Awesomesix as Maria's dawg