User blog:Patts9009/Mister Ed vs Applejack --Epic Patts Battles of History

Applejack:
It's 'bout time to beat this palomino horse.

Ah bet ah could whip him back with no force.

You're more than friends with Wilber Post.

Ya died because of a tranquilizer overdose.

Finding gray hair in your tail? Ya must be gettin old.

And ya even convinced ya-self ya wanted be to be sold.

Ya'll think ya can prance like you're ina Pagent show?

Ah'll Buck ya harder than the Season ya'll never know.

Mister Ed:
I’ve seen the show you put on, and it’s not fooling me.

Meant for little girls; watched by men aged thirty-three.

The men in your fan base are just cloppers and pedophiles,

But before they finish, I’ve already whipped them for miles.

Go on, gather everypony you can, you will need your friends.

Because the moment you set on my farm, it was your end.

You’re the element of honesty, but you’re a flat out lie;

But honestly, you need to stop Bucking poor old Fluttershy.

Applejack:
Ya need two voices for talking and another for singing?

Ya'll need another just to speak after the pain ahm bringing.

What's up with your song, being Satanic was played backwards.

Writer and Producer committed suicide according to records.

Ya needed peanut butter on your gums in order to speak.

Ya should be taken back with that Statue; you're an antique.

The crop here on Sweet Apple, but it's time to Harvest Bamboo

Waterman wants to make a movie, but he'll make shit out of you.

Mister Ed:
Friendship is Magic? It really is, it'll just disappear.

Just like you; get outta hear before I kick your rear.

But before you go, I want you to know, you're a copy.

You have a tough time with Dashie, so try to stop me.

For the Cowgirl of Equestria, this really is your end.

So go ahead, get all your lesbians who can't get men.

This will be the last time you try to Buck anything.

Tonight, I'll be a Bucking Bronco and make you sing.

Who won? Mister Ed Applejack