User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.54: Jamie Oliver vs Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Here we go!

The return.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JAMIE OLIVER

VS

STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN

BEGIN!

Jamie Oliver

Oh look, it's the reason I fought for sugar tax.

A giant marshmallow, who belongs with some cracker jacks.

But now your facing the me, master chef Jamie Oliver!

Saw your shitty movies, they clearly weren't blockbusters.

So take your chewy beret and head back to fucking France.

Try to battle me? Please you don't even stand a chance!

I'm about to chop some onions, but you'll be the one crying.

Just call me David because I have just slayed fucking Goliath.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Is that all the Naked Chef has got to offer?

Stay away from me bitch, no-one likes a scoffer.

'Cause when you step in New York, you're going to get Stay Puffed.

People eat at your shitty restaurants only to leave fucking stuffed.

But I'm about to stomp Jamie's kitchen, so get your hands out your pockets.

You're crazy Jamie, calling your children, Buddy Bear as well as River Rocket.

You're on my turf now Jamie, and I'm about to fold you like a tortilla.

You couldn't even read your own books, 'cause you suffer from dyslexia.

Jamie Oliver

Oh your back, but I'm about to serve you up like a school dinner.

You're a big fat fuck stay puft, maybe try becoming a little thinner.

Check out my brand new recipe, go on my website to see when it's posted.

I am about to show you how I like my marshmallows, BLOODY ROASTED!

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Don't mention the Michelin man or I will call you jammy olive.

You dropped out of school, so you could attend cooking college.

Too bad, you leave this battle like a martini, stirred and shaken.

But when you are battling me, no-one will be saving your bacon.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

