User blog:Segamad66/The Masked Rapper Season 1 Week 2



Welcome back to the first season of The Masked Rapper. Last time we lost The Penguin, but who will we lose on week 2?

This week's theme is: NATURE

So lets see those performances!

The Hyena:

Oh no, who is this lawnmower who is mowing down those green MCs?

Boi, you know you see me packing cause I'm more hung than willow trees.

I was a flower growing through the concrete jungle where I was never handed the keys,

But now my top notch style's the pollen and the bad bitches are the bees.

They been asking Hyena is he's a star, bitch I'm a star with extra emphasis.

Such a star I been feeding off the sun like photosynthensis.

Man, with how I just switched from your wack ass chilled rhymes to this hotness with no warning.

Its like I broke through posers like an ozone layer and brought the global warming.

The Sloth:

Oh my off days, I like to go out to nature

Woodlands and forestry running for acres

As I arrive at the untamed, I scream my arrival

With a can of gas and a sniper rifle!

Chopping weeds and burning them is good for the forest

And deer numbers need to be thinned out, if I’m honest

People say I’m a maniac and a massive hypocrite

But it’s really good fun to kill things and burn shit!

The Owl:

You got the caterpillar flows, I'm comin' out of a chrysalis

But a fly rapper never misses a sting as a lyricist

I can end heartbeats like arsenic; so no witnesses

Channel the sun through my bars; it's photosynthesis

You sick of this? The competition's runnin' a fever

Whilst my bars are so cold I leaf them in a freezer

Your verses were too simple; like a basic amoeba

With my cheetah mic skills I'm going to damn these beavers

The Mantis:

MCs aping me, monkey see, monkey do

Monkey die; like a snake, I’mma sneak under you

Filling dudes with the venom when I’m spittin’ a lyric

And when I die, my swansong finna ring like a signet

‘Cause you can’t seal my GOAT level raps away

I’m sweeping up little fishes like a manta ray

So stop dogging me, I’m pricy like mahogany

Extinct you in a flash ‘cause honestly I dodon’t do apologies

The Raccoon: (Beat at 0:24|[//www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qn95Siu70 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qn95Siu70])

Haven't heard? Failure ain't in my nature, so make like a tree: leave!

I'm thinnin' the herd! Beat four one-note emcees; call it a semibreve!

Chicks soil their pants as I broil pissants, rip the win out, root and stem!

Ain't no doubt my clout's sproutin'; boutta rake in more green than Em!

Step to my meadow, your ass is grass! Mow down decomposed flows,

Throw 'em in compost, fertilised with a shit my anus just composed, yo!

Can't rival the littest! It's survival of the fittest grittiest critter to spit heat!

I'm the circle of life up in this bitch: birth fresh bars, kill verses, repeat!

Another round of wonderful performances, but now lets get onto the clues.

Clues:


 * The Hyena says 'He brings out the cold'


 * The Raccoon says 'One of my nicknames is a type of Aeroplane'


 * The Mantis says 'I made one giant story'


 * The Sloth says 'Read up on sloths. They're fascinating creatures'


 * The Owl shows another picture clue:

Okay it's now down to you, the public, who do you want to get kicked out the competition? Leave the name you want to be eliminated in a single reply to my tally comment, for your vote to count. You have 3 days from when that comment is posted for it to count.

That's all till the first results show in a few days time.