User blog:Jella141/Slenderman vs Zodiac Killer - Historical Epic Rap Battles (HERB)

Hello! And welcome to another Historical Epic Rap Battle (HERB). This time we have two scary characters who are always hidden and whose identities are kept unknown. They also both leave notes behind for people to see. So now is the moment you have been waiting for. Going first we have Zodiac Killer. And going second we have...Slenderman! Let the battle begin!!!!!

Cast:

Nice Peter as Slenderman

EpicLLOYD as Zodiac Killer

Beat:

http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-heart-of-darkness/

HISTORICAL EPIC RAP BATTLES


VS



BEGIN!

ZODIAC KILLER:
(starts at 0:21)

Boo! Did I scare you?

Oh that's right, you can't even see me.

You just go around scaring kids and putting notes on trees.

How are you gonna rap battle me when you never even talk?

And why do you teleport? With such long legs you should know how to walk.

I sent taunting puzzles to the press, you just scribble on pieces of paper.

Forcing people to collect each one of them while you wait to scare the gamer.

My identity is still unknown and I've got plenty of tricks,

Up my sleeve, ready to take on this pale, lanky bitch!

Slenderman:
For centuries, people have been scared of my lurking presence,

Now I've come out of the darkness to spit against this obsolescent.

You haven't got any style, I wear a suit cause I have class.

Step to me, and you'll get a black tentacle up your ass.

The difference between us, is that I don't actually kill people.

I admit I scare them to death, but murder is just pure evil.

I may be a just myth, but at least I'm not a piece of shit,

Stick to writing puzzles cause being scary is my job, bitch!

Zodiac Killer:
You claim to not kill people, yet your games inspire murder.

You're as skinny as a toothpick, go eat a fucking burger.

While you're hiding in the woods, beating off to little children,

The police don't know how to find me while I'm murdering random civilians.

I'm a tactical genius, who isn't clumsy to leave behind any clues.

You're a pasty, faceless freak with octopus arms and a cheap suit.

You may call yourself Slender, but you're definitely not a man.

I'm the Zodiac Killer, bitch, got copycats from New York City to Japan!

Slenderman:
Time for me to go all-out!

I'll beat you in this verse, no doubt.

You ain't better than me, I'll show you what a real scary mofo is all about.

I'm more evil than Knievel,

More scary than Bloody Mary,

Got more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart,

I'll make you scream and watch you hurt.

I'm the number one Creepypasta, don't mess with me cause I'm the master.

Maybe I should rap a little faster, when I'm through with you it'll be a disaster.

I'm Slenderman, don't ever forget my name.

You're lame, my fame will make you go insane.

And it seems like such a shame for a waste like you to obtain a brain.

People will remember me for centuries, you belong in a penitentiary.

Better yet, I'll dig a fresh grave and leave you dead in a cemetery.

You'll rot for eternity and eventually be forgotten.

For the murders you committed, a brutal torture is what you should have gotten.

But I guess you're done and dead,

so I should probably come to an end.

This battle is mine for the taking,

Slenderman is the superior in the making!

So you best not return back here ever again.

Or I'll put you to a mother fucking permanent end!







HISTORICAL EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!! Who Won? Zodiac Killer Slenderman