User blog:ISmack/Epic Rap Battles of iSmack Episode 2: Ben Franklin vs Edgar Allen Poe

Walter Downing as Ben Franklin

Trent Turner as Edgar Allan Poe

??? as SECRET THIRD PARTY RAPPER

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF iSMACK!!!

BEN FRANKLIN!!!

VS!!!

EDGAR ALLEN POE!!!

BEGIN!!!

Ben Franklin
I'm big I'm fat

2014 iSmack is scared of that!

Just look at the comments on the Ben Franklin page

2020 iSmack > 2014 iSmack HEY!

He even owns my page

Yo Yo Yo HEY!

Edgar Allen Poe?

More like dead girl alien poo!

I wrote Poor Richard, beat it

You wrote shit!

I died at the age of 84

You died and 40, whore

The end is near for you

And you don't have a clue

Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary,

I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary! (Ahh!)

But y'all don't hear...

Ben Franklin
Dude that's from Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

I am not Stephen King you little hoe!

You plagiarized George Watsky, bitch

You are full of shit, BITCH!

Edgar Allen Poe
I have writer's block

Because I'm a writer, dawg

Ben Franklin
Sure you do, Ed!

I'm glad that you are dead!

Edgar Allen Poe
But you are dead, too

Boo hoo hoo, Ben Franklin is poo poo poo!

Ben Franklin
Na na na boo boo!

You can't beat me, boo hoo hoo!

Edgar Allen Poe
Shut up Ben

I'll put you to an end

Backstreet Boys
Stop fighting and join the Backstreet Boys

I'm Kevin, I'm Nick, I'm Brian, I'm AJ, I'm Howie, and Backstreet's Back, oi!

Ben Franklin will be the sixth boy!

And Poe will be the seventh, oi!

Edgar Allen Poe
No I will be the sixth!

Ben Franklin is a bitch!

He comes after me

He sucks can't you see?

Ben Franklin
I will never be in the same boy band as that hoe!

Fuck Edgar Allen Poe!

Backstreet Boys
Okay, I see. You wanna make it like that?

I'll recruit which of you two who's the better rapper, ha!

So here's the real golden rule: Backstreet Boys is hard to join!

Backstreet say, vote for who will join!

Announcer
WHO WILL JOIN?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDO YOU DECIDO!!!

E-E-E-E-E

-PIC RAP!!!

BATTLEZ!!!

O...

iSMACKKK!!!!!!!!!!