Thread:UnibrowGamer/@comment-25313216-20150306024223/@comment-24845115-20150402232836

Rough lines for reagan:

When you're sliding down the pole-io, aint no one gettin' spaghetti legs

(FDR had polio, so he would be able to slide up and down a stipper pole. Spaghetti legs is what a woman feels after love making. Ronald Reagan starred in spaghetti westerns)

and I wouldn't touch your kinswoman companion with ten foot walking stick

(FDR married his 5th cousin. Not touching someone with a ten foot pole is a common expression. Walking stick again pokes fun at FDR being crippled)