User blog:Captain Warrior/Burnt Barbecue - The CW and A6 Show Memorial Day Special

Happy Memorial Day, guys. Enjoy!

Cast
CW as himself

A6 as himself

Phil as the dog (background only)

Joe as the kid

Nikki as Joe's mom

Scene 1: Kitchen
(scene takes place with CW, A6, and Phil)

A6:

Are you ready yet?

CW:

For what?

A6:

To barbecue the burgers and hot dogs.

(CW is all confused)

CW:

What, what are you talking about?

A6:

We're having a barbecue dinner tonight.

CW:

Why?

A6:

To celebrate Memorial Day.

CW:

Oh, I'm not even prepared.

A6:

Are you serious?

CW:

Yes, I didn't know I had to barbecue food. You didn't even tell me.

A6:

Yes I did, I kept reminding you for the past days.

CW:

Oh yeah, I guess I forgot about that.

A6:

Yeah, I guess so. Plus, Nikki and Joe are coming for dinner.

CW:

Why?

A6:

Because I thought it'd be nice to have them for dinner like I do on every Memorial Day.

CW:

They come here for every Memorial Day?

A6:

Damn, you really do forget about everything.

Scene 2: Barbecue Grill:
(scene changes to CW at the backyard deck trying to work the charcoal grill)

CW:

How do you work this damn thing?

(CW puts all the burgers and hot dogs on the grill)

(CW uses a lighter fluid and squirts it through the grates for a long time and sets on fire and burns the food)

(CW screams, and uses a bottle filled with water to stop the fire)

CW:


 * out of breath* Phew.

(5 seconds later)

CW:

Oh no, A6 is going to be pissed. I'll just not tell him.

(3 seconds later)

Scene 3: Living Room
(scene changes to the living room with CW, A6, and Phil)

A6:

You really did it a second time, huh?

CW:

Yes, I had to admit it, I couldn't hold it at all.

A6:

Well, this is why I always do the barbecue.

CW:

But you let me do it last year too.

A6:

I know, but this year I wanted to give you another chance to grill the food, but you burned your barbecue privilages, literally.

CW:

I know, and I'm sorry.

A6:

It's alright, I suppose. You're lucky I bought spare hot dogs and burgers.

(A6 takes hot dogs and burgers out of a bag and shows it to CW)

CW:

Wow, awesome!

Scene 4: Dinner:
(scene changes to the kitchen with CW, A6, Joe, and Nikki having dinner)

CW:

Mhmm, wow A6, this is fantastic.

Joe:

I agree.

Nikki:

Indeed.

A6:

Thanks, guys.

CW:

Say, how about next Memorial Day I can barbecue, A6?