User blog:Alanomaly/Alanomaly Rap Battles - Pingu vs Groot - April Fools Battle

So, my AMA blog says it was March 30th when I posted it. BUT Wiki runs on GMT, I'm in EST, so it was March 29th for me when I posted it. And back in season 1 of my battles, Eminem vs Johnny Cash to Johnny 5 vs Claptrap (I think that was the range of battles) were posted every other day, and no one said anything. The AMA and this will have been posted in that same format so. At least, because of my personal timezone it will be.

Also I don't wanna get fucked over by trying to post it tomorrow when there's gonna be a fuckton of other battles tomorrow for April Fools, so it's a day early.

Still closer to April Fools than Mad Hatter vs Deadpool was.

I got bored on the internet which is never a good thing, and started watching videos. Pingu videos. Noot noot. My page even has Nootstorm playing on it if you go to it.

This is the absolute worst way to go about doing a joke battle. Good god. Noot Noot vs I am Groot.

Pingu vs Groot.

Yes.

A royale for the first time in forever.

So let's get this fucking bullshit battle over with. Especially considering this is like the most horrific thing ever. Except for maybe Cave's Sunset Shimmer vs ZONE-Tan battle. I'm a fucking idiot for making this bullshit but whatevs. Let's do this bullshit.

Lyrics
ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES

PINGU

VS

GROOT

BEGIN!

Pingu
NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

Groot
I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

We are Groot.

You are not Groot.

Schnitzel
Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Dalek
EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

Beaker
Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

LECTER VS KANEKI IS NEXT SO THERE'S THE HINTS FROM THE LAST LEGIT BATTLE SOLVED FOR YA

ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES

Poll
Who won? Pingu Groot Schnitzel Dalek Beaker