User blog:Andrew0218/Archimedes vs Nicolaus Copernicus. Dem Epic Rap Battles


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Intro
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

ARCHIMEDES!



VS!

NICOLAUS COPERNICUS!



BEGIN!

Archimedes (0:30):
EUREKA! There’s no way this failure could beat this Greek legend

Spitting rhymes so hot, this copper’s ‘bout to get melted

Don’t even bother to fight me, you don’t know dialectics

But unlike you, fool, I got all of the Archi-tect-ics

I’ll ram you over, I’m going Gresham in this battle

So go ahead, rap against me, but you’re not on the right axle

I’m gonna lift you up, then drop you down just like the Earth

After this battle, there’s no chance that you’re gonna rebirth

Nicolaus Copernicus (0:52):
Of all the things visible, you’re the most disturbing one

Prepare yourself; my disses are as hot as the goddamn sun

Run back to the streets and go show off your dick

Because Sick Nick is gonna dropkick this fake little prick

All your discoveries can’t compare to the things I’ve found

With my theory, I’ll make your head spin round and round

They call you a genius, but you’re just another hoaxer

Truth is, Archy, you’re as disturbing as that Roman soldier

Archimedes (1:15):
Shut up, Copernicus, you’re making me circumfurious

You might contributed to science, but I am still victorious

You think your rapping is golden? Well I don’t think so

You just got Archimedes screwed, and that is all you need to know

Nicolaus Copernicus (1:25):
Don’t you understand? There’s no Milky Way that you could win

Now go ahead and test my crown, ‘cause now I am the king

You’re not good at anything, not even math

You might be a giant, but you’re made up of nothing but gas

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!

Poll
Who won? Archimedes Nicolaus Copernicus