User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Cree Py Bacon vs Geedubyu Beethree!

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF SHITSTORY!

CREEPYBACON!

VS!

GWB III!

BEGIN!

Creepybacon:

The name's Creepy, got a license to bacon,

make you swallow my rhymes like a bacon puree

Your body looks like a spray tan Iraqi,

with a Texas mustache and a wack book stacky

I'm coming at you like the pork Al Gore

bitch I'll suplex you by your friggin ball pores,

your whole fam's a bunch of Kuwaitis, dude

you want oil? Eat this barnyard cholesterol!

GWB III:

You got a risingide seat to your own war on terror, brother

You look like Porky the Pig's mother!

You're a fake!

A phony!

An Aunt Jemima baloney!

I'll bounce you like a check for my father's medical bills!

Come on dude! All the little Republicans know!

I'll dangle you from the drones like a South Park recap show!

I'll choke hold you hostage like Muammar al Gadaffi!

Brother I'll bomb your ass back to Tel Aviv!

Creepybacon:

Tel Aviv is in Israel, you white cracker nigger

I'm god amongst humans, you're just a southern oil rigger

Human food, bitch, let me give you a tour

Oh by the way, Jenna says my dick is bigger than yours

Narrator:

GWB III IS GOING DOWN!

HE'S REACHING FOR THE ROPES!

IT'S....

IT'S....

MR. CONDUCTOR BENJAMIN GREENE

oooh yeah, it's about to get real

watch me snap into a watermelon, Creepybacon

I don't like to hit good tasting foods

but when creepy's in front of it, I stomp on food asses.

The Conductor Man, there is no equal

so spend less time feeding your people and start rapping

punk

I black rob your whole nation

on behalf of the entire Republican party nomination!

ooh yeah

Narrator:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DECIDE!

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF SHITSTORY!!!!

WHO WON? Cree Py Bacon Geedubyu Beethree Mister Conductor Benjamin Greene