John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

 thumb|right|300px Epic Rap Battles of History #1''' is the first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features musician and former Beatle John Lennon competing against FOX news anchor Bill O' Reilly. It came out September 26, 2010.'''

Cast
Nice Peter as John Lennon

Lloyd Ahlquist as Bill O'Reilly

Lyrics
John Lennon:

Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle

Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?

You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower

You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour

Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me

And your face looks like a shit I took high on LSD

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend. I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick

Bill O' Reilly:

You fucking long hair, living in your yellow submarine

Well, you're about to get sunk, by the right wing, political machine

Stop your presses Lennon, you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly

When it comes to squashing Limeys, I come recommended highly!

You're weak, between you and me, there's no comparison

I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison

You're Paul McCartney's bitch with less talent than Ringo

And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's

John Lennon:

Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a lobotomy

I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up

Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Bill O'Reilly:

Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle

Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle

Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, that's how I survive

Now here's Sting. What? Fuck it, we'll do it live!

Trivia

 * This, Epic Rap Battles of History 2, and Epic Rap Battles of History 3 were all made on a $50 budget.
 * The official video came out on September 26, but an earlier video of Nice Peter, entitled "Bill O'Reilly Flips Out on John Lennon", was released on September 22. It was the entire first rap battle, only censored, and it had a "creepy fireman" at the end. The video can be seen here.
 * This is the only battle not to have a behind the scenes.

Poll
Who do you think won? John Lennon Bill O'Reilly