User blog:YouTubeKorea/Steve vs Bear Grylls: Some Crappy Rap Battles Episode Three

Hey, guys, it's YTK here. Once again, I'm here with another SCRB. Yes, SCRB is in Some Crappy Rap Battles. And yeah, I know that I did Episode Three, but I asked for it to be deleted, so forget it. Anyway, the main character of Minecraft, Steve, will be battling famous survivor Bear Grylls. So here we go.

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SOME CRAPPY RAP BATTLES!!!

STEVE!

VS!

BEAR GRYLLS!!!

BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm a survivor of any situation, so you've got no hope

You think you're so tough and badass? Well, I'll say NOPE

My rhymes will dehydrate you up, so drink your own piss

This Limey's one target that my arrow's never gonna miss

You wrestle some crocs, I fight Ender Dragons everyday

I'll shove Creepers down your throat, you'll explode like something from Michael Bay

So just back away, cause I'll Gryll you Bear, get outta this biome

The zombies will deal with you now, cause I'll be chilling at my home

Bear Grylls:
I'll stab you with your own sword, then make sure you never respawn

No need to be afraid, cause this battle's gonna end before the break of dawn

Yeah, I played your game Minecraft, but all it did was lag

Your survival shit is nothing but you and your hostile friends playing tag

I'm the true survivor of the wild, from mountains to rainforests

And your raps suck eyecalls, you'd be better off doing the chorus

This is the Worst-Case Scenario for you, Mr. Pixelated As Fuck

Besides, everybody knows potions aren't the only thing you suck

Steve:
It's YOU that's gonna suck my cocks after this battle's done

Although it's pixelated, my rhymes will surely leave your minds on stun

I wear diamonds in my prime, you can't kill a slime, your show ain't worth a dime if you can't even rhyme

And it's about time that you stop commiting animal crimes or you'll gonna get fucked up by Herobrine

Your show's a phony, you and your TV crew just make it all up

Come any closer, dude, and you'll be ripped apart by my pups

'Man vs Wild'? More like 'Man Gets Pwned By Steve'

You've got no chance against me, so it's time for you to leave

Bear Grylls:
I'm a survivor with fame, and no one even knows your last name

Go drown yourself in lava, cause this battle, I'm gonna claim

A true survivor doesn't need a massive inventory to live

Yeah, go back to your home, cause my verse will truly get offensive

This is reality, bitch, we don't need fictional faggots like you

And hey, that second verse was ironic, because it's YOU that just got Pwned

You think you're hard, pff, I've chewed and ripped off harder pieces of meat

Time's up now, drop your sword Steve, this is your defeat