User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH QUICKIE

MRAWESOME300

VS

AWESOMEGAMER

(Setting:Local ERB Wiki store, MeatMart)

(MA is looking for Coca-Cola)

MA: Where the heck is that Coke?

(Suddenly, AG tackles him)

MA: GAH, WHAT THE HELL?

AG: I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR WALLET!

MA: Wait, why?

AG: You have $50, right?

MA: Uh, yeah.

AG: Well then!

(AG pulls out his Walter PPK, prompting MA to bring out his machete)

AG: DIE!

(AG fires his PPK at MA, only for the bullets to be sliced and diced by the machete)

MA: EAT MACHETE!

(MA chops off AG's thumb)

AG: OW!

(AG throws a bottle of Bud Light at MA's face, causing glass shards to pierce his face)

MA: AGH! OW!

(MA pulls out three DVD shaped ninja stars)

MA: Do you like movies? I hope you do because this is going to be the last movie you see!

(MA throws the DVD ninja stars at AG, slicing off his hand and cutting his face)

MA: DIE!

(AG retaliates by bringing out two snes controllers and strapping the cords to his arms)

AG: Prepare to have your awesomeness desecrated!

(AG smacks MA around with the controllers, hitting him in the face, his arms, his legs and his...balls)

MA: AGHHHHH, OH, GOD!

(AG finally throws a box of Scrawlan-O's at MA's chest, knocking him down)

AG: You done NOW!?

(MA grabs a 2 liter bottle of Coke and shakes it up)

MA: No, not yet! You will though!

(MA opens the cap, causing the bottle to hit AG, sending him flying into the checkout zone)

MA: Here you GO!

(MA slams AG against the scanner and scans him, bringing up a price tag of "DEATH")

MA: I'll pay by CREDIT!

(MA shoves a credit card up AG's ass)

AG: OH!!

(MA then slams him on the scale)

MA: For your resilience against my beating, I'll give you a THUMBS UP!

(MA shoves his thumb in AG's eye socket and throws him at a free sample booth, knocking him out)

MA: There we go!

(MA picks up AG and grabs a free sample)

MA: You get a 10/10...

(MA throws AG on a electronic sign, electrocuting him and impaling him)

MA: For how much you got owned!

MRAWESOME(MA) WINS!

This was a deathmatch quickie, next official deathmatch will come next month, so...yeah!