User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.41: Neo vs Kevin Flynn

Here we go, another amazing battle!

Many thanks to [DennisRocking] for Flynn's lyrics.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

KEVIN FLYNN

VS

NEO

BEGIN!!

Neo

Oh! Who are you? I was expecting Tron.

Red or blue pill? Pick either you'd be wrong.

But now you have Entered the Matrix to face off against my legacy.

Your whole story is a joke just like a Saturday night live's parody.

There's only one glitch around here and it's the ghost in the grid.

How about you suit up, because you remind me of a cheap Stig.

You're riding around on light cycles while I'm saving the world with Trinity.

Your shitty movie series ends right now, while the Matrix lasts for infinity!

Kevin Flynn

Pitted up against a cyberpunk, this outcast's world is vast.

In your reality, you may be the One...Here? You're the last!

You'll plummet here worse than your last two movies, Mr. Anderson.

Your victory's a simulation; an endless course you're meandering.

When the Matrix got Reloaded I got a nice Revelation.

Unrealistic fight scenes, music, and washed-up actor placement.

I'm hip, and cool! I'll break your Kingdom Heart, face it!

What if I told you that you winning is just a glitch in the matrix?!

Neo

But what if I told you, your last verse made no sense.

If you try to touch me, I use my martial arts in my defence.

There's no link between us, you are just a need for speed ripoff. You jackass!

I'll call up Morpheus and Agent Smith, so they can both whoop your digital ass.

Kevin Flynn

Take that shitty verse Lower Downtown! You feelin' right as rain is gone!

Guess what? The future the Oracle foresaw turned out to be wrong!

You'll be hung like gardens from your Nebuchadnezzar! You and your WHOLE crew!

No matter the slow-mo unbelievable kung fu, you'll never have a Clu!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!





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