User blog:JKGame/Owain (Fire Emblem) vs Papyrus

So after my admittedly disastrous joke battle, I figured I should make up for it.

I’m going to do what Neo suggested and not really make a joke battle, but something a bit non-serious with at least some effort put into it. This is still an April Fool’s battle.

Here we have Lissa’s son from the future, Owain, up against everyone’s favorite skeleton from Undertale besides Sans, Papyrus, in a battle of eccentric guys who act in an over-the-top fashion.

Also, I’m going to post an actual battle pretty soon, so look forward to that.

Let’s begin.

Battle
BONUS RAP BATTLES OF THE APRIL FOOL’S-VERSE!!!!

OWAIN!

VS!

PAPYRUS!!!

BEGIN!

Owain
My mic hand twitches for a fight! Who’s my opponent this time?

A Don Quixote clone? Ha, prepare to lose your head like this was Genocide!

I’m out with Chrom’s army, while you could only wish to be part of the Royal Guards!

You’ll be dead by Radiant Dawn when I go Blazing Sword on your arse!

You have no named weapons to imbue your power with, no wonder you got killed by a kid!

I’ll write down your defeat on your face so you’ll truly fit the name Papyrus!

Just drop the act, Papyrus! Even your lazy brother has more power!

Must suck if your only friends are a fish warmonger and an evil sentient flower!

Papyrus
Nyeh heh heh! Another human to capture? This is certainly a treat!

I’ll make you blue like I do to souls, now isn’t that sweet?

We barely have anything in common, for I clearly have very high standards!

Owain
So? Even if I love spaghetti-

Papyrus
OH NO! You’re meeting all my standards!

How can this be? I can’t rap against someone who also likes spaghetti!

I just figured I would capture you and then finally achieve my dream!

Well, my verse is almost over, so you’re up again, human!

At least I don’t make random references whenever I feel like it!

Owain
Your rhymes were more ineffective than any of your puzzles!

You can’t even use your special attack! Beating you is even easier than junior jumble!

Wait, what’s this? I seem to can’t...control...my special attack!

Never mind, I can control it again. You’re going down like Grima, you skeleton man!

Papyrus
...I should continue rapping, but the simple truth is

Our shared love for spaghetti is preventing me from spitting a diss!

Wait, I know! I now have decided from today

That you and I, the Great Papyrus, shall go on a date!

Owain
Wait, what?

Papyrus
A date, human, a date!

Owain
But- but that would imply we love each other or something!

There isn’t even a gay option in Awakening!

Not that I’m homophobic. It’s just that I’m not into men or skeletons.

Gods, this is awkward. Can’t we just be friends?

Papyrus
Well, in that case...

Hold on! Oopsie doopsie! Before we go on our date, I need to use the bathroom!

Owain
Just drop the date idea already!

Papyrus
Wait right here!

(Papyrus proceeds to jump out of the nearest window, shattering glass.)

Owain
...Did he just jump out a window to use the bathroom?

Owain and Papyrus have achieved an A support.

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

Poll
Who won? Owain Papyrus