User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Epic Rat Battles of Horror Season 2 News with Herobrine

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Welcome, boys and girls,
to another Epic Rat Battles of Horror news... I, Herobrine, will be your host. You may remember me from the LAST news update... or the ERBoHorror battle I was in, when I WHOOPED Beetlejuice's ass!

(cough) Anyways, I'm here to bring you some news-

As you know, Season 1 of the Epic Rat Battles of  Horror has ended, so it's time for Season 2! It's been a while, mostly because the writer of the series is LAZY AS FU- Huh?

Oh. Apparently, he's been "real busy" lately with vacations and other things... >.>

Point aside, my boss did tell me to inform you guys that he is on a new computer without Microsoft Word, so he's been typing the battles on Notepad, which is apparently not as effective as Word, which is why they've been coming out slower. Excuses.

Anyways,
back to Season 2! Season 2 will begin sometime before early August- HOPEFULLY. With several different tourneys going on, it's hard to tell at the moment, which is why we're bringing in a guest star to help turn us into ash when he SPITS FIRE!

...no?

Alright, fine.

So your good buddy Firebrand's going to be helping out with the Season 2 premier. Noah is currently writing the battle so be on the look out for it, soon!

You'll probably be happy to hear that Season 2 will feature title cards! And COLORS!... whoop-de-doo.



But for now,
that's all. But it'd be cruel of me to leave without giving you guys a preview first, so heres something to think about until Season 2 begins.

"I’ll stick my hand into your stomach and steal your soul if there’s still a doubt!

We’ve already fought before and we all know how THAT turned out!

Rockin’ a ____ _________ _______ and skin that’s diseased,

You're pratically Jeff the Killer with a face made of Swiss Cheese!"

See you all then- And remember, I'm Always Watching