User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill

Theodore Roosevelt
Bullying Challenge! I like the game!

Now, where do I put Winston's stuffed animal head?

(Ha!) I entered the fitness, through the narrow trench,

How riding a bike in Cuba rough, "What happened?

I keep my rhyme purely like my food and medicine!

I am the American stud, you are the British Elmer Fud!

I saw this cup as Christ!

Please grow at least spruce beard, cover some!

Let us, you're not that great!

You give up life in Gallipoli.

Your entire poor country is a great nation!

I can see my way by running without Pince-nez!

I will not go with you, you are fat, drunk, the elderly!

Why do not you have a 12-step program to do this?

I broke Treuhandfonds, full of American muscle,

So, please carefully, in my big stick leaking!

Winston Churchill
Please give me a big glass of cigars and wine.

I will delete your family as soon as your family!

I am a new veterinarian with hats and evening dresses!

You look like a combination of EpicLLOYD and Pringles packages!

(Ha!) I saved the planet from the dark axis

Yes, when you take the National Park home!

They were born with asthma. You will suffocate,

I wake up every day, smoke cigars!

I'll hit you on the beach. I hit you in time, yes!

Whether you want to fight, I'll hit you and I'll hit you.

Although I baked, I can hit you,

But tomorrow I will calm down, you will bake!

Theodore Roosevelt
My parents died when I was young. It is morbid,

But at least they did not throw me away, and they lived like you!

Oh shit! Too early, World War II?

Well, Teddy throws bombs, so it's better that you hide in your tube!

Should be ashamed of the honor of the army!

Everyone knows you go home, "Thank God Pearl Harbor!

Do not worry, the United States will give you a passport!

Please change your post "Please calm down and kiss my cousin ass!"

Winston Churchill
Has been there! I do not think it is very fair

For the British bulldog close to the teddy bear!

(Ha!) You are not human. You are an overgrown scout!

I just need your stuff you're chatting, so you can throw your toys!

You put your fat head on the mountain, to protect your face,

But if Rushmore is a band, you'll play bass!

Look at Roosevelt! This guy is about to lose the game against Churchill!

My breasts ball will not stop you, my words to you!

Theodore Roosevelt
Bullets can not stop Bullmouth!

TR to WC a perfect Deuce!

Winston Churchill
Whatever you throw to me, I'll go back to the sender!

I fight in the end, I will never give up!