User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ME VERSION 3.0--Weird Al Yankovic vs Pee-Wee Herman!

Well, this is TOTALLY not Capone vs Joker. I decided to do this one for now, maybe go back to that one later.

Here goes!

NOTE: I was tired when I wrote this, so it really sucks

Cast
MC Mr. Napkins as Weird Al Yankovic

Nice Peter as Pee-Wee Herman

Lloyd Ahlquist as Jambi the Genie

DeStorm Power as the King of Cartoons (somewhat-cameo)

Lyrics
Announcer:

EEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

PEE-WEE HERMAN!

VS!

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!

King of Cartoons: Let the battle--

Announcer:

BEGIN!

Pee-Wee:
I'm going on a Big Adventure,

You're a Canadian Idiot, hardly a Genius in France

You'll never win, Al. I reign undefeated!

Go away, take out your bologna, and Eat It!

Get a haircut and a nosejob, you look like a tool!

I dress with class and a bow tie, 'cause bow ties are cool

Write down all my lines, you'll probably steal them anyways

Hell, even Pterri here could outrap you any day

Al:
Hey! I'm here to beat this White little Nerd till he cries

UHF-you, Pee-wee. I'll pola out your eyes

Randy's an ass, Conky's an overgrown parking meter

You got arrested for playing with your Pee-wee in a theater

You look like a stalker and you talk like a gay mouse

Kids are safer at the Neverland Ranch than at your "Playhouse"

What's the word of the day? Oh yeah, I know, it's kitsch

Your voice is worse than FRED's, you whiny son of a bitch!

Pee-Wee:
You called me a bitch? I know you are, but what am I?

I wish this battle was over, so I didn't need to face this guy

Jambi the Genie:
Wish? Wish? Did somebody say wish?

I'm here for you, Pee-wee. I'll crack this Fat bitch!

You must be mekka lekka high when you write all your songs

You think you're gonna win? Well, Everything You Know is Wrong

I'm a floating head and I still get more chicks than you, son

Your wish is granted Pee-wee. This battle has been won

Al:
Not so fast, Captain Planet. I need my second verse

I thought Herman's raps were bed, well yours were Even Worse!

Come out of your closet Jambi, tell the same to Cowboy Curtis

I'd boast to all your fans, but I doubt either of them heard this

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'LL DECIDE ON CHAT RIGHT BEFORE I WRITE THE NEXT ONE!

EPPOEJSDBIUWDAKJADASHKASOh who the hell cares?

Poll
Who Won? Weird Al Yankovic Pee-Wee Herman and Jambi the Genie