User blog:Dark Cyan/Dark Cyan vs Joeaikman. 6th Official-ish Wiki Rap Tournament Round Two

Hello, everyone. And welcome back to CyGIR Rap Battles! It's time for your monthly dose!

Wait. Joe's in it. Therefore it can't be CyGIR because Joe will never be in CyGIR. That must mean it's....a Tournament battle!

This tournament battle pits [BANNED FOR POSTING PORN] against [BANNED FOR PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING EXCEPT POSTING PORN]

Enjoy!

Beat: This one

Dark Cyan
(starts at 0:27)

A chance to put Joe in his place? Oh, you bet I came prepared!

But Joe’s impaired. He didn’t want to face me. He’s scared!

When he’s not being a dick, or spewing out contradictions

He’s desperately spamming links Drak-style to his wiki fanfiction!

Congrats on finally conquering your yearly round one curse

Now try not to get banned or blocked before your second verse

You won’t get a light touch from Dark Cyan! I don’t give any leeway

The good news is at least you won’t have to face Jella or TK

Joeaikman
(starts at 0:55)

There’s Bad News for Cyan, who is crying as he sees who he’s facing

Battle of Britain? Yorkshire leaves Scotland running from confrontation!

A short story of your existence? Sum it up in no sex and no success!

So rest the Social Justice bullshit and tumble yourself back into bed!

You layabout motherfucker! Stack shelves with better disses when versing me!

I've seen your home life, Liam! It's more of a dump than your University!

Diss me for not wanting to face you? You'll find the same applies vice versa!

I’ll take a goodie goodie wikian and write a hit series of lyrical murder!

Dark Cyan
(starts at 1:22)

Starting lines with a question? That’s starting to irritate me

Man, I wish I could ignore this cliché like the finale of your season 3,

But everything you do’s a trainwreck! Remember this year’s Hurt/Heal?

Miscounted votes, petty arguments, “22 Living”, it was just surreal!

Sixteen lines is not enough time for all your crimes to get a mention

But I get it; drama’s the only way you’ll ever get the wiki’s attention

It’s been four months since you last got over 10 comments on a chapter

How apt you joined on 9/11. You’re this wiki’s biggest disaster!

Joeaikman
(starts at 1:50)

I Need You to fuck off from thinking anyone reads your blog! It’s vomit!

Keep telling yourself that what you write isn’t crappy! It’s just you being ironic!

I can light up the Dark like Emperor Nero, by leaving Liam burned black!

A hack who specialises in fads and toon teens fondling his ballsacks!

Were those flows too mean? No! So I’ll go on! I ain’t no stopper!

Send this alien looking author back to his PTSD clinic for cloppers!

You claim to be a virgin, but everyone knows GIR’s seen your peen, bro!

So start a series with stalker servant and still deny that you're a pedo!

WHO WON? Thy Dragon