User:Niiue/Shigeru Miyamoto vs Markus Persson

Not even close to finished.

Markus Persson:
My name is Markus Persson and I've created Minecraft,

And in a year, I made $100 million off of my craft.

I still don't know why you're so revered!

You made a few games and they all turned out weird!

Maybe in the 80s, your games used to be fine!

Nowadays, no one plays 'em once they're past age nine!

In the past 40 years, you created a monopoly

And locked away titles from Phoenix Wright to Mother 3!

You should've done like me when you started losing money,

And sold all your best games to a better company!

Shigeru Miyamoto:
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me!

The industry would've died back in '83!

You built on Infiniminer but forgot to give credit!

From what little I've seen, you're the Phil Fish of Reddit!

And in my opinion, you know a game's a fraud

When all its newest features are just copied from mods!

I once said a delayed game will be good when completed,

But after seeing Minecraft, I'm not sure if I believe it!

Markus Persson:
At least Mojang allows fanmade content to begin with.

Your company gives fangames cease and desists!

And don't try to tell me about stealing games to make classics!

You expect fans to shell out 60 bucks for Lunar Magic!

Shigeru Miyamoto:
Inside you is a child trying to act like an adult.

You don't need to respond to every single Twitter insult!

Your game was a passing fad, you're not my competitor!

I've done more than you ever could with 140 characters!

Markus Persson:
Kids used to grow up battling animals on Route 6,

Now they're going on a Super Mario Run through your pockets!

When people used to see you, they used to want to be you!

All that changed after you released the Wii U!