User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness 1- Dog vs Cat

Random Rap Battles of Randomness! Dog vs CAT! Begin! Dog: I'm the best pet anyone could ever ownI can learn a bunch of tricks you will never knowCats may be smart, but us dogs are smarterwe can hunt, guide the blind and help out farmersyou cant even hurt me, with your little scratchesget your cat pack, i dare you. ill beat all your assesmy rhymes flow like my fur, smooth and silkyall you do is lick yourself, filthy! Cat: Filthy? Really? You lick your asscmon you greasy mutt, show al little classyou assanine canine your ass is mineim a super fine feline I'll scratch out your eyes!Hey there, Blues Clues, I'll bruise you like you're old newsI'm the king of Youtube getting billions of viewsyou chase your fucking tail, you're not smart, in factyou're a rabid vapid sap you hack, your raps are wack! Dog: I'm man's best friend that makes you a woman's pussyDogs history with man goes farther back, you rookie!You're afraid of water, that's just pathetic.We're energetic, athletic, we are the best domesticWe can pull sleds in the Arctic, what about that?you cause trouble and make messes just by putting on a hatI'll crush your skull if you have the audacityto challenge me your owners would cry out, "catastrophe" Cat: Dog Damnit man, control yourself!you can snap just like that you rat with no hatwe walk around the neighborhood just fine with being boundbut when your dumb ass gets loose its straight to the dog pundand at least we dispose of our waste in a litter boxit sickens me to know its not the same with dogsthe felines are superior, you work as our minionsim about to sit and listen to a bitch's opinions WHO WON!?WHO'S NEXT!YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO DECIDE?RANDOM STUFF AND STUFF