User blog comment:Jake MultiSuperVids/The 2nd Official Full ERB Wiki Hurt/Heal/@comment-9623756-20141221104723/@comment-5455120-20141221195332

The final words of Eyes.

I have accomplished many things in this game (cough, cough), I helped Patts get rid of Tbone (cough) before he could be in the top 100, I got DeusEst in the top 40 before he would die, (cough, cough) I have kept Kari alive long enough (cough, cough) before Phil could kill her, (cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) I'm the last black user to have lived, and (cough, cough) I got to the top 35, being number 35, I'm so surprised to have made it this far, I did it, YES (cough, cough).

(cough, cough) I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, (cough, cough, cough, cough) we're all goofy goobers yeah, goofy... goofy... goofy... goobers... YEAH. (dies)