User blog:TheMindofMe/Mother Nature vs Mother Russia. Epic Rap Battles of Mother's Day

Happy Mothas Day, yo! In honor of this glorious day, I have decided to give you all a hilarious present. Even though none of you are mothers.

Mother Nature
Oh, hey! What a beautiful day

I feel so gay just like José

You couldn't step to me even if you try

Vlad Putin even told me that you were a lie

I control the warm, you control the cold

I'm a beautiful young woman and you're old

Go back to Siberia where you belong

Or else you'll be fucking with Donkey Kong

Mother Russia
Chto takoye, suki? It's time to get real

No one knows who you are. What's the deal?

I'm a pimp, you're a wimp, I'm a boss, you're a Gauss

I'm a nerd, you're a turd, I'm a nurse, you're the worst

Don't bomb me or I'll bomb you

You've got one bitch and I've got two

Now we can dine on some borsch and pierogi

Aren't the woods just beautiful? Hey, it's Yogi

Mother Teresa
Wrong! I've come to evangelize

Haven't you read the words of Jesus Christ?

This battle's so wrong, it doesn't seem right

I've read the whole bible, day and night

You're mothers, not brothers, so stop the quarrel

Next month, Rick is getting a hug from Carl

You should do the same, not in a weird way

And I'll leave you all with a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

NOBODY CARES!

Who Won? Mother Nature Mother Russia Mother Teresa