User blog:Meatholl/Superman VS Son Goku

The tenacious Super Saiyan, Son Goku battles the Man of Steel, Superman.

EPICC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYY

SUPERMAN!

VS

SON GOKU!!!!!!

BEGIN!

SUPERMAN :

Hi there Son Goku, I'm Superman, the man of Steel. Now it's time for me for your weakness to reveal.

200 quintillion tons man, that's my super might. I'll spit my raps as fast as the freaking speed of light.

Strongest saiyan alive, and still scared of his wife. Go ahead and wish, you need Dragonballs to stay alive.

Without senzu beans, you won't heal from my punches. I'm saving the planet, and you're just eating a million lunches.

My power is far above yours, there's no doubt in that. I'm Solar powered, gonna kick this saiyan rat.

GOKU :

I'm Son Goku, ready to go into this fight. I'm your worst enemy, I'm your freaking kryptonite.

You're not worth my time, I could ask Gohan or Piccolo. But I like a fight after all, so it's time to beat this ho.

I can see you have no balls, right through that spandex. I'm an tenacious super saiyan so sit down Mr.S.

So you're the man of steel? More like the lady of glass. I'll Kamehameha in your face, and then break your ass in half.

It's time to transform into Super Saiyan 2. No need to go higher cause that's all I need for you.

SUPERMAN :

Super Saiyan? You're just a hairy ape. Hit me if you dare, I'll smash you like a grape.

I'll grab your tail and throw you into space. I'm a stronger being than your whole saiyan race.

I'm a guy with no limits, how will you take me on? I will teach you a lesson, you can call me Daddy, Son.

I'm far stronger than Buu, Frieza or Cell. You're not a bright guy, do you even know how to spell?

This is for real man, it's time to quit playing. We both know I'm the better fighter, I'm just saiyan.

GOKU :

Go home Clark, you're clearly misleaded. You can't take me on, it's time to be defeated.

Strong? Ha, you got defeated by a bat. Go play mascot, you don't belong in combat.

Lois went to me and showed me her Final Flash. One Spirit Bomb, and I will turn into Super ash.

Limitless you say? Then go ahead and show. You're clearly not a rapper, your flow is so slow.

You work for the news, so write this story down. Superman is Defeated, Goku takes the crown.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDEE!!!

EPIICCCCCCC RAAPPPPPP BAAATTLLEESSSSSSS.... OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!