User blog:Scrav/Samuel Morse vs Alexander Graham Bell

Nice Peter as Samuel Morse

Epic Lloyd as Alexander Graham Bell



 Samuel Morse 

 You think you’re hot shit but to me you’re a massive douche

 I’ll kick your ass back to the moors and throw you into a gorse bush

 I’ll take your Alma Mater and I’ll stick it up your ass

 Not to appear outclassed, but we’ve reached a bit of an impasse

 The telephone? Yeah, a lot of good that did your deaf wife

 And your deaf mother, hell, your whole family’s a bunch of lowlifes

 Matching us up was only going to increase your workload

 My genius is a secret, it’s all part of my morse code

 Alexander Graham Bell 

 Morse code? Ha! What’s the point of that?

 We already speak English, why not just use that for chitchat?

 Suck my pianist, Sam, before I mimic your death

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Trouve will chew your paintings up without so much as a breath

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> You’ll want to go back to the US so hard you’ll learn to aviate

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> I’ll kick your arse so many times I’ll raise your country’s average death rate

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> You’re nothing to the world, you’re just a useless prick

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Go back to your studio and suck your dying Hercules dick

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Samuel Morse 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> I can see that your head and your brain have dispersed

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> I’ll slaughter you if your diabetes doesn’t get to you first

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Alexander Graham Bell 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Mr Watson, come here, you should see this dude

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> He thinks his scribblings are worth hanging up in the Louvre

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Samuel Morse 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> SOS, I need saving from this dumbass Scot

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> He’s sadly mistaken, he thinks he’s some kind of important big-shot

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Alexander Graham Bell 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> Oh please, Leonard Gale did all your pointless work for you

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"> I’m the only one here who made a world changing breakthrough

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal">YOU DECIDE IF YOU WANT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER