User blog:BlueFrackle/Fanmade: Maya the Bee vs. Winnie the Pooh

Yes, really.

Hello folks! Today I bring together two lovable characters, both originating from early 20th century books, but better known for their animated adaptations. It's Maya the Bee vs. Winnie the Pooh. Honey maker vs. honey robber. Who will win this?

Cast as I've imagined it:
 * Lauren Flans as Maya the Bee (voice)
 * Nice Peter as Winnie the Pooh (voice)

Pooh's location is the Hundred Acre Woods, naturally. Maya's location is a flowery field.

Cameo by Flip (Maya's grasshopper friend) flipping off Pooh at the end of Maya's first verse.

Battle
FANMADE RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!! MAYA THE BEE VS. WINNIE THE POOH!!! BEGIN!

Winnie the Pooh:

If there's a buzzing noise, there's honey for me to eat

And it tastes just as sweet as the taste of your defeat

You should quit now, Maya, everybody loves Pooh

You're from a century-old book, no one even knows you

My fame rises; yours will take no time to fade

I'm a little black cloud, dropping rain on your parade

Raps so hard your little wings can't sustain

Making bees disappear like it's 2008 again

Did Cassandra say you'd win? I don't believe her

I think, think, think of fine rhymes and deliver!

My lullaby puts your whole hive to sleep so fast

Mess with me is like stirring up a hornets' nest

Maya the Bee:

Your rhymes are B-grade, you decay while I pollinate

Cause I'm a B-girl and I dance to communicate!

This bear's rap is unbearable, it bores like Eeyore

Try to steal from me, I'll leave your fluff scattered on the floor

You don't know what school is? Guess I can "Skull" you then

Time to change your name to Losey, that's the way it's gonna end

See, this yellow fat Brit wearing shirt but no pants

Is such a grand jerk, he even steals food from his friends!

While I'm generous: everything I gather I share

I'll be flying off now saying: catch me if you dare!

Teach you to respect the bees and I may use my stinger

And Flip you off because unlike you I have fingers

Winnie the Pooh:

Oh, bother...

I blow the mike like Gopher's explosives, you can't survive

I got a star in Hollywood; you got exiled from your hive

Pounce like a jagular, I'm Jim Cummings after you

Tummy roar, Skullasaur, rocking Hundred Acre Woods

If you sting me you'll die, so of that I'm not afraid

You're a worker bee so by definition you'll never get laid

Maya the Bee:

I'll never get laid? You're the one with no genitals

In fact you and your friends aren't even real animals

With that sickly yellow fur they should call you Winnie the Piss

Quit playing with your Poohsticks and getting stuck on honey trees

You hide under the name Sanders 'cause your real name's too funny

Call me Maya 'cause I predict your apocalypse, hunny

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!!! FANMADE RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!!