Talk:Lewis and Clark vs Bill & Ted/@comment-99.29.158.19-20150524142354

You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark

Because we cut a path through MCs like a walk in the park

And give 'em back a while stack of maps and ???

You'll know exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked

We're two traveling wordsmiths spitting hotter than a furnace

And we'll own you on the mc like the Louisiana Purchase

You're worthless. Your future selves should have told you that

Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back!

We discovered bears and beavers and prairie dogs and weasels

Rattlesnakes and catfish, owls, larks, and Eagles

And plus flora galore! And according to our observations:

These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered

We inspired pioneers and travelers near and far

You inspired air guitar and Dude, Where's My Car?

We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature.

So step off, but tell Bill's stepmom "don't be a stranger"!