User blog:Killerface45/Epic Rap Battles Of PM Randomness Sparked By Random Shit And Stuff

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Background
My wiki chat needed more peope, Coupe sockpuppeted, I banned it to oblivion, something weeks later I mentioned it, we fought PM style

J1coupe
OH YE WELL DROP THE BEAT

Cuz I'm coming for thiz German freak

I, I rhyme very sick

that's why I rhyme sick with sicl

fagit


 * drops mic*

Killerface45

 * Killerface45 pics up the mic

Yo, dis is expensive

So I'm going to give you some diss...es...

Because your a ghey fagut

Who is a Whovian




 * Killerface45 throws mic away

J1coupe



 * J1coupe cannot walk all the way over there to grab mic because of such hardcore diss

Killerface45

 * Killerface45 quickly buys new one


 * Killerface45 gives it to J1coupe

J1coupe
Yus

Killerface45
Derugo :3

J1coupe
Now I got a new mic, you fag

cuz I steal yo rhymes, uh, fag

If this is a game you lag

Because I sag

what else rhymes with sag?

Who knows, but uh, Yo face got blown up rite nao!

Ye! cuz geddit? yo avatar?

YE!


 * J1coupe tries to drop the mic but then notices that it's expensive and give it to Killer carefully

Killerface45
Dis doctah gonna need a check up

Because he likes to say "Wassup"!

And that's a crime amirite?

No..?

Oh...

BUT I'M STILL GONNA WIN

AND YOU GONNA LOSE


 * Killerface45 throws mic in the TARDIS and sends it back to 1788

J1coupe
NOO

HOW CAN THIS BE


 * J1coupe quickly follows the TARDIS with DeLorean stolen from BTTF to reach 1788

Ye, I'm rapping from 1788

I don't know where I am, mate

I think I'm in a warzone, late?

AHH I'M GETTING SHOT AHH GHDIH#(H(DYG(

Killerface45
Son of a...


 * Killerface45 gives J1coupe a shitty FPS medikit


 * Killerface45 takes mic

Back from the dead, bitch?

Because you were never even alive in the first place, bitch!

I'm German! I fought wars!

YOU LOOK LIKE A DOOR

J1coupe

 * J1coupe falls back to the floor after hearing that last line while using his medikit

YOU

YOU

WELL UH

YOUU

BUT I AM NOT DEAD FOOL

YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL

I AM STEALING YOUR THUNDER COOL

I THINK YOU ARE A DROOL

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A FACE

Killerface45
U DICK

J1coupe
U FAGIT ;-;

Killerface45
YOU DON'T STEAL MY RHYMES YOU GAY DICK

I'LL PUT YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR

AND WALK YOU BACK TO THE HEALTH CARE

'BOOM

WHAT NOW SON?!?!?!?!

J1coupe

 * J1coupe coughs blood

YOUUU

IF IM GONNA BE ON A WHEELCHAIR

THEN YOU GON BE ON A BUS

FULL OF STUDENTS

FEEL THE PAIN OF SUMMER BUS

BICH

Killerface45
...

How dare you ;-;

J1coupe
I sowwy ;-;

BUT YE

I HOPE, I HOPE YOU FALL AND GET A BOO-BOO ON YOUR WEE-WEE ;-;

Killerface45
SIEG HEIL, COMMIE

...WAIT, DOES KOREA USE COMMUNISUM?

U COMMIE, FAL UNDER FACISM

CUZ I HAVE A DIESESE....BADASSISM (it's a form of cancer ;-; :u)

Killerface45

 * Killerface45 launches mic with nuke space, and remotely detonating said nuke

J1coupe
noooo

Now that you blew up my mic

I have only one verse left to spit for you

and my great cousin from the best and only korea Kim will do it for me

Killerface45
No...

NO.....

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

J1coupe Kim
GERMAN NOT GUD! YUO SUK HITLER'S ASS!

ARE JEWISH MONIE OKE? COURS NUT, U IS OF GERMANY!

NORTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA!

YUO HAS FALLEN  OF MY TRAP

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH


 * J1coupe Kim drops the mic

YE

Killerface45
Oh my god...

Dat be...

My heart



I nao haz heart attack due to badassism

J1coupe

 * -; was my cousin too hard 4 u

nuuuuuu


 * -; I sowwy ;-; don't die ;-;

Killerface45

 * Killerface45 had a heart attack


 * Killerface45 dies

Conclusion
Jesus...That's a mess. So uh...Go comment and shit...Ye

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