User blog:MrAwesome300/The Wiki Wedding of -4 and MrA

Well, I've been a single loner on this wiki forever now, but I welcome you to the invitation of the wedding for Negative Four and I. The grand wiki wedding will take place TONIGHT AT 8PM EST.

Groom: MrA

Bride: -4

Best Man: NightHawk9001

Bride of Honor: Evol Love

Dude of Honor: Four4

Priest: Santa Christ

Flower Girl: Firebrand794

DA RING: Loygansono55

DJ: Scrawland Scribblescratch

Head of Security: Wachowman

Vice Head of Security: Dex

Gofer: Captain Warrior

Drunk Guy In Third Row Hitting on Girls: BTTF

Balloon Animal Maker: AwesomeGamer

Photographer: J1coupe

Honored Man: ShoopDaKev, first choice for best man, but, well, you know :(

How many of you are coming to tonight's wedding? ;) ME! Not me, bitch!