User blog:Joshuakrasinski/ryu and ken vs scorpion and sub zero

Intro
JOSH'S  EPIC RAP BATTLES!

RYU AND KEN!

VS

SCOPION AND SUB ZERO!

BEGIN!

Ryu
ha come on ken let's make this battle quick,

cause these gay ninja's couldn't even make one single clever quip,

Ken
we're the original tag team both in smash ultimate bro,

you couldn't even get in as dlc and we get all the hoes,

Ryu
we'll haddouken you to the skies like we're the two soldiers from contra,

Ken
we'll beat you so hard you'll cry back to your mama,

both
we will easily beat you theres no competition,

mash your face in so deep they'll call it arcade edition,

we will make suryouken beat us i think we made it clear,

we made the 90's awesome cause we koed you both and kicked both your loinclothed rears,

Scorpion
seems we have no choice my former foe,

Sub zero
it's time to combine both fire and ice it's scorpion and subzero,

both
we're rated m for mature your rated e,

so it's time we pull out your guts and  get the victory,

we''ll put a spear right through your chests then say GET OVER HERE!,

then stick an icicble up your ass and end your careers,

Scorpion
we got horror legends freddy leatherface predator and jason,

and we got the badass god of war on the playstation,

sub zero
your skills are weak like your movies,

please talk to akuma he seems a little moody,

ryu
so you want to talk movies well of course,

but when you made anihilation it fell short,

Ken
we would unleash our dark forms,

but it would be too much for you of course,

Both
your alliance can't defend against the awesome frienship we have especially in your awful cartoon,

really kombat time is that the best you could do?,

Ryu
we'll send you to the undeworld just like your game does with johnny cage,

we beat a terrorist named m bison so don't bother to engage,

Ken
i got ryu's back as i'm an echo is smash,

but you getting in is as likely as crash,

Scorpion
please don't bother rapping back,

with our eleventh installment coming out we are coming back,

Sub Zero
i command ice with fire are disses are cold and out rapping is hot,

please evil form all you got?,

Scorpion
we'll send a spear through your chest then pull you in saying get over here!,

been through hell and back so you best preapare have you been training lately?,

Both
smash won't help you here your game is too overhyped,

time for the ending blow to end your life,

atleast we won't be shipped with darkstalkers felicia for beastiality,

time to end us we win fatality!,

Annoucner
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S (logo comes out) EPIC (Second logo comes out) FIGHT! (THE LOGOS START FIGHTING IN COMBAT) RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!