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Samurai Jack vs Kangaroo Jack

Kangaroo I said a hip-hop-hippie-hippie to the hip-hip-hop and you don’t stop rocking to the bang-bang-boogie said up-jump-the-boogie to the to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat I am Jackie Legs, and I’d like to say hello. You’re a robe wearing, pony tailed, sword-carrying Asian fellow. I’m gonna say it once, and I’ll say it again. Against this beat, you simply cannot win. I’ll jump up and down, on my wildy legs, and smack you right to the ground. Your little time-winding adventure to-stop-an-evil-successor is lost and will never be found. So while the boogie-be-snoogie go dress like a man, cause you look a woman who just turned fifty. Take a little advice from Jackie Legs, you can never-ever touch me!!

Samurai You have good rhymes, I’ll give you that But face it: there is only one real Jack. I am an honorable samurai, I’ve trained hard for years. I’ve traveled through time and space, you think you’re slick moves make me scared? I’ve taken on evil, from the present to the past. They call you Kangroo Jack? More like Kangaroo Jackass! You were run over by two idiots-I’ve fought entire armies! You better run back to your homeland mate Cause my sick rhymes are about to make you start crying! Kangaroo You got ill rhymes that are so bad No wonder your life’s been so sad. You lost your poor family, then you were left for dead I’d feel sorry for you, but I choose not to instead. I gotta family of my own, we call the outback our home You travel place to place, you can’t even afford to live under a stone. So let me close this battle for all time. You better be wishing that I wasn’t so amazing Better say goodbye to your big Scottish friend Cause I’m about to send you right back in time!

Samurai This battle has gone on long enough. You had better know how to fight, because this battle’s about to get rough. You’ve got a buck tooth mouth and stupid sunglass stare, Against my sword, it just cannot compare. That’s right, I’m taking your grooves because I’m too cool for school, I’ll rhyme so good I’ll make you drool. Ask Aku, even he won’t know who, Gave birth to such an ugly ass mule. You’re more stupid than the Bush Administration You’re got more hair then the entire Wookie population So you better shut your mouth, because there’s no more debating You rap like you’re black, but you just got out rapped by an Asian!