User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School adventures episode 1

(We see Metal in front of the School and walks inside. He looks around and sees a Billboard with a list of People with their

assigned Homerooms)

Metal: Hmmm I'm in room 105 Interesting

(Another person walks up to billboard and He's a tall tanned male with black hair with a Death Note shirt)

Metal: Hey I love your shirt, what class are you in?

Night: Thanks man I love Death Note, Oh I'm in class 105. By the way my name is Night nice to meet you

Metal: Me too, my name is Metal. Hey wanna walk to class together?

Night: Sure why not

(Metal and Night walk into class and sit into their seats)

Tesla: Good morning students I'm Mr.Tesla your new homeroom teacher. Now we are here in here for 30 minutes today and I would like for every student to introduce themselves.

(Tesla points at Night)

Tesla: You there, You're first

(Night groans and gets up)

Night: Hi my name is Night, I like Frozen, Death Note, and Spongebob.

Tesla: I see, you may sit down now

(Night sits down and a Korean Girl goes up in front of the class)

Kari: Hi!! My name is Kari, I love Ponies, Anime, and Shipping. Plus I'm an Artist, watch!

(Kari pulls out a Sketchbook and 10 seconds later. It shows an erotic shipping of Tesla and Night)

Tesla: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Kari sits down and Barry goes up in front of the class)

Tesla: Please tell me you're normal

Barry: (Quietly says) Hi... I'm Barry. I like Xenoblade and Shulk. Mainly Shulk...

Tesla: Next student please

(Jphil goes up in front of the class)

Jphil: Greetings Earthlings I am Jphil. I'm taking a break from Space voyages to see what your race is like

(Tesla face palms and Noah goes up in front of the class)

Noah: Yo what's up I'm Noah, I like Rats, Rock Climbing, and Horror

(Raph's head pops up from Noah's Pocket)

Tesla: Next!!

(MSV goes up in front of the class)

MSV: Hey guys I'm Multi It's nice to meet all of you, I like Rap Music and coding

Tesla: K Den

(Metal goes up in front of the class)

Metal: Hi there my name is Metal, I like Writing, Anime, Ponies, and Acting

Tesla: That's nice, Next!!

(Whale goes up in front of the class)

Whale: WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!!!

Tesla: Okay I've had enough Introduction's today, let me just give you your schedules

(Tesla passes out everyone's schedules and the Announcements play)

Coupe: Attention all students this is Principal Coupe telling all of you to please report to your first period, have a lovely day

(Metal walks out of the class room and looks at his schedule)

Metal: Looks like I have Marine Biology first

(A young guy walks up to Metal)

CW: Oh you have Marine Biology as well?

Metal: Yes I do

CW: Sweet mind If you sit next to me in class, I'm new in town

Metal: I don't mind broski

(CW and Metal enter the classroom and sit down in the front row.)

Piet: Ahoy Mateys starting today I will be your Marine Biology teacher. You may call me Captain Piet, now today's lesson will be the Anatomy on a Walrus

CW and Metal: What

Piet: You will need to know Walrus to pass my class

CW: Plz

(Piet walks up to CW)

Piet: Do you want a plz off? Bob

CW: My name is CW

Piet: K then Bob, Now we are going to watch a Documentary on the Walrus and I have Popcorn

Narrator: One Movie Screening later

(Metal walks out)

Metal: This school is quite Interesting...

(Metal walks into his gym class and sits in the bleachers.)

Ynkr: Alright Maggots!! Welcome to Gym class I am Coach Ynkr! When your in my class you are expected to sweat!! Got it!

(The Students nod)

Ynkr: GOOD!!, now we will warm up by running three laps!

Pixel: No!!!

Fire: Pixel shut up

Ynkr: Now get your butts on the Track!!!

(Metal walks down and he accidentally bumps into Fire)

Metal: My bad man

Fire: It's ok dude, my names Fire. Whats yours?

Metal: I'm Metal, soo whats up with your friend over there

(Pixel is having a worried look on his face)

Fire: Oh Pixel hates sports and exercise, but I have a trick

(Fire pulls out a stick with a string that has a Poptart on it)

Metal: Ummmmmm

(Fire ties the stick on Pixel's head and Pixel starts to run)

Fire: See works every time, see ya

(Fire starts to run and so does Metal. 10 minutes later)

Ynkr: Good work Maggots!! Now we will play the greatest sport ever, Baseball!!

Pixel: Baseball sucks!!!!

(Ynkr pulls out a picture of Babe Ruth)

Ynkr: It's okay Babe he doesn't know what he's talking about, I still love you

Metal: Uhhhhhh

Ynkr: Never mind that!! Now lets play some Baseball!

Narrator: One game of Baseball later

(Metal walks out)

THE END