User blog:Amontgomery1432/Tom Tucker vs Ron Burgundy - Epic Rap Battles of Gomery Season 1

I'm really sorry it took so long for this to get out. I've been sick. But, here's the battle! Welcome to the 10th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Gomery. Today's matchup will be one for the 6:00 News! It's Tom Tucker, the funny anchorman from Family Guy, versus Ron Burgundy, the classy anchorman from Anchorman. Enjoy!

EpicLLOYD as Tom Tucker

Nice Peter as Ron Burgundy

The Battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!!

TOM TUCKER!!

VS!!

RON BURGUNDY!!

BEGIN!!

Tom Tucker:
Good evening, Quahog! I have no news for you, today;

Instead, I'll crush this wannabe because he's so easy to slay!

You aren't funny in the least! My show is still going strong!

Just like your time as a blind man, this beating shouldn't take long!

I'm the superior anchorman and you know it to be true!

You suck, Ron! Your wife is better at reading the news than you!

When it comes to reading the news, you're the chump and I'm the Champ!

I love beating you about as much as Brick loves the lamp!

Ron Burgundy:
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal!

How can you be an anchorman? Your mustache isn't even real!

I'm legendary! You're nothing but a joke on a screen!

Nobody likes you because you're narcissistic and mean!

I'm bring comedy to the news! You're just a failed anchorman!

My rhymes have more flow than the waters that drowned Diane!

Just call me a welder cause I'm steeling the victory!

My win became a massacre; That's what escalated quickly!

Tom Tucker:
This just in! Ron Burgundy needs to shut his face!

In terms of news reading, behind me, you'll come in second-place!

You're the one who's cocky, Ron! Can't you see?

There's no way a loser like you could ever beat me!

My show will live on forever while your movies are trashy!

Judging by that suit, it must be hard for you to stay classy!

You can make a joke quick, but I'll destroy you even faster!

I'll kick you into a river like Jack Black did to Baxter!

Ron Burgundy:
You'll be forgotten very soon but my fame is long-lasting!

I'll kill you and air it! Call it an Excellence in Broadcasting!

You're a bigger freak than your son and even dumber than Peter!

You have no chance of beating me so you better retreat, sir!

My legend will continue long after your show's demise!

The only thing I can see is a dolt in front of my eyes!

I think it's time someone shows you what true comedy's all about!

You stay classy, San Deigo! Ron Burgundy signing out!

'WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!'

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!!

Poll:
Who won the battle? Tom Tucker Ron Burgundy

Hint to next battle:
Christmas special; People who tried to steal Christmas.