Talk:J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin/@comment-106.68.145.70-20160501144217/@comment-106.68.145.70-20160501144900

Martin

Man, your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke

I'm the hottest thing on HBO

Im rock and roll, you're a nerdy little ???ish

And I may be dirty but you got a hairy foot fetish dawg

Even the names of your characters suck

You got Bofurs and Bohfurs and Brandybucks

I got a second breakfast for all them goofy fucks

Lift up my gut, teabaggins my nuts