User:Mendes2



I'm someone from somewhere, with nothing to say to you.

If I've heard of something, there's a big chance you haven't. If you've heard of something, big chance that I've heard of it too.

Gollum keeps calling me fat. It hurts my feelings.

Dobby always understands. He must die so that people can join a shady governmental program.

10 Things about me:
 * Dweller
 * Rememberer
 * Outsider
 * Defender of Awesome
 * Dragonborn
 * Statistician
 * Stalk- Professional Observer
 * Follower
 * Realist
 * Dick.

Best viewed ERB (as of Dec 11, 2016):
 * 1) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney ~129.29 million
 * 2) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates ~116.04 million
 * 3) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking ~108.43 million
 * 4) Master Chief vs Leonidas ~96.01 million
 * 5) Darth Vader vs Hitler ~95.99 million
 * 6) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven ~91.40 million

Best rated ERB ON YOUTUBE (as of Dec 11, 2016):
 * 1) J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin ~99.055%
 * 2) Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar ~98.775%
 * 3) Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde ~98.680%
 * 4) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter ~98.575%
 * 5) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye ~98.555%
 * 6) Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers ~98.545%

ERB with the highest amount of views per day (as of Dec 11, 2016):
 * 1) Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton ~742,000 views
 * 2) Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder ~607,000 views
 * 3) Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin ~446,000 views
 * 4) Deadpool vs Boba Fett ~130,000 views
 * 5) James Bond vs Austin Powers ~119,000 views
 * 6) Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible ~116,000 views

Sidenote: I consider every piece of information that can be accessible from either chat (EXCLUDING PMs) or profiles in the hands of the community. No one is safe. Also, words are important.