User blog:Joshuakrasinski/john cena vs strong bad

announcer: JOSH'S RAP BATTLES

                                                                         JOHN CENA

                                              VS

                                              STRONG BAD!!!

                                                                  BEGIN

JC:  john cena ready to this little man in a body slam your cartoon is past it's prime time for me to take the spotlight,

your a midget with a mask and boxing gloves sheesh make up your mind seeing you beat homestar is a soresight,

i'm a rap god like eminem when it comes to ryhmes i would tell you all about it if i had the time,

i will five knuckles shuffle you in the face then put my two middle fingers up FU! *puts two middle finger ups* that ain't

no crime



SB: easy there cena your ego is showing while i got fans and the show is still flowing we may have hit some snags

but we have been going strong for fifty fricken years i will pin for the three count take your championship belt,

you replaced fred flintstone you should be ashamed you put that caveman out of work if i could i would make you into

a flesh pelt,



<p style="font-size:14px;">JC: you can't see me wrestleman and so can't all of strong badia so try to take the belt from me i dare ya,

<p style="font-size:14px;">none of your free country usa pals can stop not even your brother strong mad it's an easy victory,

<p style="font-size:14px;">that hiatus you were on was the best decision ever i can't understand your humor face it your history

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<p style="font-size:14px;">SB: oh please atleast i didn't make wrestling pg but anyway back to me,

<p style="font-size:14px;">i am the most popular homestar runner character they check my emails so get down on your knees,

<p style="font-size:14px;">i will hit you  wtih a chair right to the back  and if you ask me your gimmick is making me mad,

<p style="font-size:14px;">i am grabbing your title cena better hurry quick oh too late man here is your winner and new champion strong bad!

<p style="font-size:14px;">ANNOUCNER: WHO WON WHO'S NEXT YOU DECIDE JOSH'S *BELL RINGS* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!