User blog:Joshuakrasinski/waluigi vs robbie rotten

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WALUGI VS ROBBIE ROTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!

W
Wah!!!!! waluigi number one when he raps in battle,

gonna stomp on you with my shoe so you better skedaddle,

your the laziest in lazytown probably why you always get your ass kicked,

your an overused meme that's nothing but shit.

i respect your actor's legacy but he can't hold to waluigi,

now it's time for you to bow down i am close to victory,

best in dancer in the mushroom kingdom also the best rapper,

when i watch your show i'm always on the crapper,

RR
here's a little lesson in rhyming and diction,

this victory of mine is going down in fiction,

i'm a legendary villain in fact i'm number one,

don't let your kids watch me triumphover this fool yeah i already won,

you'll flop like sportaflop make fall down a trap door,

then i will pick you up then dance all over your corpse,

you'll never be in smash  your living in wario's shadow,

why don't you go run and cry i've already won this battle,

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waluigi is a tennis pro blow you away with my tornado,

swimming across the screen and i don't need garlic bro,

waluigi work for nintendo number one team i'll make a meme too.

we are number one but waluigi destroys you,

dabbing on the haters i don't care,

i can't take you seariously with all that hair,

your a rip off of me only your ugly,

i'll poison you with a posion mushroom and you'll be beggin on your knees,

RR
i'm a master of disguise i'm tricky and saint nicky,

i will stomp you flat then kick you in the dicky,

you were based of pedo's so you must be one,

you want a girl so bad but ugliness prevents you from getting one,

you bomb in rapping and rhyming you got replaced with a plant,

my show is getting rebooting soon so this is where i will stand,

you think you kick ass but your alawys getting the short end of the stick,

i will throw you a banana peel and make sure you split,

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your a villain on a kids show your about as sissy as swiper,

i will take down real easily like i was a sniper,

i'll spin around then knock off the court i was meant to be wario's tennis parnter but i've been popular ever since,

compared to me your nothing but piss,

i'm a gangster and a troll i'm tired of all this disrespect,

i might not get chosen by the hand but there is nothing awesome from you i detect,

your army were never villains they turn on you right away,

so bring it on robbie i am ready to play,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *trumpet plays* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!