EpicLLOYD

"Psst, hey... wanna buy some heroin?"

- EpicLLOYD

Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, also known as Epic Lloyd (born January 19, 1977), is the co-writer and inventor of Epic Rap Battles of History along with Nice Peter and is in every one of the ERB videos, but doesn't have a speaking part in every one. He also battled Nice Peter in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. He has his own series on YouTube called Dis Raps For Hire where he makes insults of people who have bullied someone by rapping against them.



Official

 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Chuck Norris
 * John McCain¹ (cameo)
 * Macho Man
 * Johann Sebastian Bach¹ (cameo)
 * Carl Sagan¹ (cameo)
 * Genghis Khan
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Ben Franklin
 * Gandalf
 * Thing 1 &amp; 2
 * John "Hannibal" Smith ¹ (cameo)
 * Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock¹ (cameo)
 * Templeton "Face" Peck¹ (cameo)
 * Mr. McFeely¹ (cameo)
 * Captain Kirk
 * Himself
 * Adolf Hitler (again)
 * Leonidas ² (voice)
 * Pleistarchus¹ (cameo)
 * Mario
 * Elvis Presley
 * Marlon Brando¹ (cameo)
 * Bill Gates
 * Frank Sinatra
 * Mitt Romney
 * Marty McFly (cameo)
 * Clint Eastwood
 * Robin
 * The Elves
 * Adam
 * White Preacher in Civil Rights March¹ (cameo)
 * Thomas Edison
 * Babe Ruth
 * Skrillex
 * Joseph Stalin
 * Mikhail Gorbachev



Unofficial

 * Chucky²
 * Sherlock Holmes

¹ Denotes non-speaking part.

² Denotes voice only.

³ Denotes upcoming rap battle.

Verse 1:


This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive.

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.

You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro,

But for now just stick to editing that gay-ass Monday Show.

I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast,

Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis.

I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading.

You should start leaving. Look, your hair line's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits.

Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live.

Dude, you're really huge on YouTube, you got a great career.

But remember you got famous off of my idea!

Verse 2:
You're taller than I am, but you look up to me.

The guy who got you your first job in comedy.

Verse 3:


You, a musician? That's kinda stretching.

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.

Verse 4:
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks.

You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock!

Trivia

 * Lloyd also makes his own rapping series, Dis Raps For Hire, as well as other music videos.
 * It is a running gag during almost every one of the Behind the Scenes videos (after the Gandalf vs Dumbledore behind the scenes) that he makes a joke asking the audience whether they want to buy some heroin. Nice Peter was the one who did it in the behind the scenes for Doc Brown vs Doctor Who. There has been no heroin joke from ERB 28 to ERB 31, where it returned for Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong.
 * Lloyd played the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate, John McCain (as a cameo), and the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate, Mitt Romney, as well as right-wing reporter, Bill O'Reilly, Fascist dictator Adolf Hitler (twice) and Republican actors Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris.
 * Lloyd did not rap in the following battles: #4, #6, #7, #13, #20, and #29. He spoke but did not rap in #24, and only did the voice for Leonidas in #17.
 * Lloyd has been in the most battles, and has played the most characters in the series.
 * Lloyd is the only actor to be seen in every rap battle.
 * Lloyd and Peter appeared in the rhettandlink video "Epic Rap Battle of Manliness" as a cameo.
 * Lloyd does not appear at all in the Behind the Scenes video for ERB 4.




 * According to a tweet, Lloyd knows about this wiki. This one, right here. The one you're reading this sentence off of. Mission accomplished!
 * As revealed in the Behind the Scenes for Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley, Lloyd says that he hates bananas.
 * He has rapped as more than one person in 3 battles (Thing 1 & 2 in #12, Elves in #27 and Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev in #33).
 * In Dis Raps For Hire, he revealed that he started getting bald at age 23.
 * As demonstrated in this, Lloyd says his favorite character is Skrillex.