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Carmen Sandiego vs Wally
Criminal mastermind from the Carmen Sandiego series, Carmen Sandiego, and star of the Where's Wally series, Wally, rap against each other to see which character has the better hiding skills

Cast
Ceciley Jenkins as Carmen Sandiego

Zach Sherwin as Wally and Odlaw (cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Wizard Whitebeard (cameo)

Angela Trimbur as Wenda (cameo)

Bob (dog) as Woof (cameo)

Carmen Sandiego
Where's Wally gonna get beat by this mastermind today?

You want to play your stupid little game? Well Carmen's on the way

To draw tons of red circles round your stripy little ass

I could close my eyes right shut, and I'd still find you fast

Face the facts Waldo, your hiding's going straight downhill

You're so obvious to find, not even babies need the skill

The truth is, no one even wants to bother any more

Your just a figure now, and soon you'll be right out the door

Wally
You know, you really are a little hypocrite aren't you?

Just a red-coated criminal who copies everything I do

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's make-believe fame?

Could you even find one person that has actually played your game?

I'm as famous in the world as you are to the police

I've got the stars in my eyes and the stripes on my fleece

I'm Wally Watching you, so check both your highs and lows

But you'll find the real loser here is right under your nose

Carmen Sandiego
Well then that must be you, 'cause you're looking up to me

I'm the best sneaky sleek-speaking criminal MC

Get your little bit of a gang and bring them to Carmen

Wanna fetch your Wally Watchers to make sure I don't harm them?

You're way too repetitive, page after page

You stand lost in crowd, like you're trapped in a cage

Of weirdos, Odlaws, and dogs with your stripes

You must have a sad life if that gives you hypes

Wally
What are you saying? That yours is any better?

I'll give more detail than your series in a one-word letter

I'd grow a Whitebeard if I had to wait for your success

So grow a pair, end your games from their silly little mess

Here's a Fantastic Journey to kicking your ass

Now Wally's coming first and this Woof is coming last

When I'm rapping, I'm an even worse version of Odlaw

Check your prison sentence, 'cause you're free no more

Poll
Who won? Carmen Sandiego Wally