User blog:Beerman8299/Ty Pennington vs. Guy Fieri

TY PENNINGTON VS. GUY FIERI

Ty Pennington -

MOVE! THAT! BUS! And let's fire up this barbecue. Everyone got so hyped up to see me roast you. Obese America doesn't want The Biggest Loser like you. They'd rather watch Hell's Kitchen on FOX or even NBC's The Chew. You a twisty little pretzel that doesn't deserve any cheese sauce. And nobody cares about rating those never heard of before restaurants. You're building up that girth, did someone push the food cart in? You're acting is about as terrible as Dean Martin's. Even a rich person like me doesn't want to pay to see you on the Food Network. You probably host so many shows just so you can try to match up with my net worth.

Guy Fieri -

Hi, I'm Guy Fieri and I'm here to create a dis that will be a Revolution. This is about to turn into Extreme Makeover.............Celebrity Edition. Now slow down dude cause you're acting kinda rude With your fat jokes even though I could wrestle you down dude. While you're wasting your life over in TV Land I'm gonna make sure my cooking shows will continuously expand. I'm the Flowmaster.....And I'll masterfully smoke your whack ass to the ground. Cause I'm about to take this battle to Flavor Town! Are you cooking up rhymes in your own makeover kitchen? Cause you sound like that one weird relative's homemade bitchin. You build houses? Man that ain't a talent! Dude you probably can't even do the mannequin challenge! Too low?

Ty Pennington -

Not really, you only messed up the flow. Wait, is that bleached hair? Are you stuffing yourself with food to hibernate with the bears? I'll smash your head into a grill until you're dead, Then I'll probably lose interest and go lie down in my bed.
 * Walks away*

Guy Fieri -

Where is he going? What do you mean he went home? Whatever forget it.
 * Looks at watch twice* Damn, it took me more than a Minute to Win It.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Who won? Ty Pennington Guy Fieri What battle do you want to see lyrics for next? Jesse James vs. Billy the Kid Claude Monet vs. Vincent Van Gogh Amelia Earhart vs. Charles Lindbergh ​​​​Dr. Frankenstein vs. Dr. Jeckyll MC Hammer vs. Eminem