User blog:ShaunoftheRed/Rap Battle Tournament 6: AnimaShaun vs BasaltWolfED145RS

EPIC RAP BATTLESH OV HISHTOWY!!!

ANIMASHAUN

VS

BASALTWOLFED145RS

BEGIN!

(bpm: 80; 1 line = 4 beats)

Animashaun:
 Let me tell you something now man, because this is a battle for the big boys,

 Even though I’m new to this wiki, I’ll be sure to leave you destroyed,

 You know why? ‘Cause you’re a stupid prick, with a tiny dick; it’s so pathetic,

 And you’re a dipstick, with a nervous tick, because my raps are sick; they’re apocalyptic, (boom)

 And guess what, you yank? The USA is over-rated,

 And your patriotic ego has been vastly inflated,

 With all those infamous wars that you have celebrated,

 So I have no choice but to have you annihilated,

 ‘Cause this rap battle is on. I founded AnimaShaun,

 What can you find? Your dick? Also, your videos make me yawn,

 You were born on Halloween. That's all I'm going to say,

 You just spend time googling cock because you’re probably gay,

 Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I respect the queers,

 But it looks like you’ve settled with your right hand for years.