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Harry Potter vs Naruto

Harry Potter

Let the Gryffindor roar! I’m the boy who lived!

I kill Voldemort alone, that’s something you’ll never achieved,

I got a scar on my head, you got a slap in the cheek,

Have you find your fiancée yet? He’s a Hocrux!

Expecto Patronum! Shuh you desperate to be famous dementor,

What a gay pitiful pathetic teams that you enter,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Hinata is in love with you, but you don’t fucking care,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Want to know a secret? I just stick my wand inside her,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Oh yes! I once live inside a room under the stair,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">But I have a family, you live alone, like I care, Bitch!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Naruto

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Uh, another Emo guy want to battle with the Hokage,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">You’re not the chosen one, you’re just a dummy under Professor Snape Hair,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Blowing all the secret off inside the Wimpy killer tree,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Sirius is dead, why are you such a gay Harry?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">You’re the boy who lie, it’s on the news read it,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Trying to breach to the ministry, I can teach you to duplicate,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Except without Ollivander, can you get it?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">I’m unpredictable, I learns things quickly, I’m the hero of the leaf, the ministry hate you, loss Hermione, get Ginny, fucking Ronnie, you got your mother eyes Harry,

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Harry Potter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Befriend with Kurama haven’t you? That’s against the law, I know how you feel,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Teaching sexy jutsu to kids and all, You’re like an orange I want to peel,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">I’m a captain, want to join my team? You can’t even handle a broom,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Get out then, you want it right? Then face your own doom,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">I speak Parseltounge, hiss, shooting green flash straight to your Japanese nuts,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">The felix give me luck, seventh ash this sage of from its farted six path!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">You call yourself a ninja, your rank is still a genin man

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">I got my own army, you almost kill that whore with you bloody vein hand!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Naruto

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Everything is a hoax on that Marauder crystal ball

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Going sneaky with Cho Chang whoop your ass back to Azkaban cell

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">You can’t even find a girl to dance you with the ball

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Winning the tournament? Got a mental breakdown there, just give me a call,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">I beat Pain, British boy, listen,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Write in riddle diary, 3 years of phoenix, He’s dead, done!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Strangled big Harry dick, neck, Ichiraku RAMEN!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">I hope you prepare with my big ball rasengan,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">It’s frog-fu you bitch, let me give you 1000 years of pain.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Who won!?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">Who's next?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "BookmanOldStyle","serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Tahoma">You decide!

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