Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-96.231.32.2-20130418235041

Sung to the tune of Rapper's Delight- Sugarhill Gang

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 Kangaroo 

 I said, a hip hop the hippie the hippie-To the hip hip hop, and you don't stop

 The rock it to the bang, bang boogie Say up jumped the boogie

 To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat!

 I am Jackie Legs, and I’d like to say hello.

 You’re a robe wearing, ponytailed Asian fellow.

 I’ll say it once, and I’ll say it again.

 Against this beat, you simply can’t win

 I’ll jump up and down on my wildly legs, and smack you to the ground.

 Your time-winding adventure to stop an evil successor is lost and will never be found.

 So while to boogie-be-snoogie go dress like a man ‘cause you look so freakin’ filthy

 Take a little advice from Jackie Legs, you can never-ever touch me!





 Samurai 

 I’ve taken on evil, from the future to the past.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> They call you Kangaroo Jack? More like Kangaroo Jackass!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Just ask Aku, even he won’t know who.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Gave birth to this disgusting mule.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> I’ve fought evil of all kinds, but I never met anything like this.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> I strike hard with my sword, I’ll cut you with bliss!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Kangaroo 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Your rhymes are ill, and your style's so bad.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> No wonder your life’s been so sad.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You lost your poor little family and then you were left for dead

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> I’d feel sorry for you, but I choose not to instead.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> I’ve gotta a family of my own, we call the outback our home.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You hike from place to place, you can’t even  afford to live under a stone!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> So let me close this battle for all time.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You’ll be wish I didn’t have such good rhymes.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You better say goodbye to your Scottish friend

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Cause I’m about to send you right back through time!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Samurai 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You annoy me, I’ve had enough.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> Better watch yourself, because its about to get rough.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You’re more stupid than the Bush Administration

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You have more hair than the entire Wookie Population!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> So you better shut your mouth, because there’s no more debating.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6pt;"> You rap like you’re black, but you just got out rapped by an Asian!

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