User blog:MrAwesome300/Mystique vs. Stephen Colbert. 2nd Annual Brunswikian Tourney Battle

'''Welcome to the 2nd Annual Brunswikian Tourney, hosted by Nick. This battle is presented by Nikki Lee 1999 and I, who play Mystique and Stephen Colbert respectively. Once the battle is complete, voting will be in a poll. Opinions are welcome in the comments for both sides. Let the battle begin!

Colbert
Good evening, America, let's get down to the cold hard truth

This Avatar wannabe can stick her raps right into her open boobs

I'm a Letterman successor, I'm in Maxim, I'm in Time

And The Word tonight: Wolverine and I will kick your ass in rhyme

You might be Nightcrawler's mother, but I'm the father of this nation

I gain 10 million viewers a night, you gain lots of masturbation