User blog comment:Hippie Rat/Colonel Sanders vs General Tso/@comment-25263388-20160920231423/@comment-7464192-20160921123951

Why did he have to rap in other ways? If he was corporate mascot Colonel why does he have to revert to humble entrepreneur Colonel because the General insults his humanity. Why not instead let him remain corrupt so the battle doesn't have to end with a lame "Oh, I feel defeated..that hurt me emotionally..."? I did not fuck up Sanders. Everything I did had a reason. This wasn't a battle of people, this was a battle of themes. I only used human-based insults as a segway into the idea that corporately corrupt characters are void of humanity. Sure it's stereotypical and offensive but hey it's not like there wasn't a fair share of offensive Chinese jokes.