User blog:ERBWarrior/Warrior's Epic Rap Battles REDO S1: Noah Webster vs Sequoyah

EpicLLOYD as Noah Webster and John Adams (cameo)

Nice Peter as Sequoyah

Zach Sherwin as Byrthferth

People want a redo of my shitty recent rap battle, so here it is.

(BEAT TO LEWIS AND CLARK VS BILL & TED)

BEGIN

Noah:

A Hartford thug against a Cherokee silversmith?

Come on, you were paid to suck your PC tribe's dick!

I'll burn you, like your wife did your original work!

I'm a man of influence, you're a fad, man, the truth hurts!

You're stuck writing tracts and newspapers,

John Adams:

That nobody would read!

Noah:

Meanwhile, the Merriam Web-site is my legacy!

I'll spank your Blueback behind, your raps will make me redefine the word laughing,

Why don't you walk over here and suck my, Sequoyah's Cabin.

<p style="text-align:start;">Sequoyah:

<p style="text-align:start;">Well at least I don't copy-write original work!

<p style="text-align:start;">Call me Shong Yang, make a language, then take you to church!

<p style="text-align:start;">I may have been lame, but my raps are fucking lit!

<p style="text-align:start;">You wouldn't have been famous if it weren't for politics!

<p style="text-align:start;">Your obsession with the Bible's like a bee to honey,

<p style="text-align:start;">I did good work without religion, ask all the Indians, Noey!

<p style="text-align:start;">You're Patrick Ewing's clone, but you're a lot less popular!

<p style="text-align:start;">Why don't you move to Alabama, cause I'm also a traveler!

<p style="text-align:start;">Noah:

<p style="text-align:start;">Well, at least I got immediate recognition!

<p style="text-align:start;">At first, your syllabus worked worse than a Mitsubishi's ignition!

<p style="text-align:start;">Call me the Liberator, I worked to set free all the slaves!

<p style="text-align:start;">Unlike your work, your raps will be like their labor: unpaid!

<p style="text-align:start;">(Sequoyah dies)

<p style="text-align:start;">Byrhtferth:

<p style="text-align:start;">Actually, I came here to step up for my boy Seqoyah!

<p style="text-align:start;">Building up a book? I'm a OG, call me Tom Sawyer!

<p style="text-align:start;">Call me old, but your work was done the day you were born!

<p style="text-align:start;">You deserve less fans than the Son of Zorn!

<p style="text-align:start;">John Adams:

<p style="text-align:start;">OOOHHHHH!!!

<p style="text-align:start;">WHO WON?

<p style="text-align:start;">Noah:

<p style="text-align:start;">Me!

<p style="text-align:start;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="text-align:start;">Noah:

<p style="text-align:start;">Me!

<p style="text-align:start;">SHUT THE FUCK UP!

<p style="text-align:start;">WARRIOR'S EPIC

<p style="text-align:start;">EPIC

<p style="text-align:start;">EPIC

<p style="text-align:start;">........

<p style="text-align:start;">RAP BATTLES!!! Who Won? Noah Webster Jr. Sequoyah and Byrhtferth This Redo