User blog:Hippie Rat/Patrick Bateman vs Norman Bates

It's actually been quite a while since I wrote a battle with an 8 line verse-8 line verse-8 line verse-8 line verse format. Did this. It's pritty dowp.

Beat: http://youtu.be/coYJhZSdUXM

Lyrics
Patrick Bateman:

Do you like Ted Bundy? I find his killing style rather gruesome and facetious,

Making women trust in him, well just go ahead and see this:

You did the same in your twelve cabins, and a motel lobby,

I guess you can say you're just a carbon copy.

Now we might be same, and both like Ed Gein,

But what's more to say, the only thing alike is names.

I live the life, barely work, but cook, kill, and rape,

And when I'm through with you I'll have to return some videotapes.

Norman Bates:

I don't think you're a maniac to get caught for your crimes,

I just think we all go a little mad sometimes.

Instead of feeding ATMs a stray cat, Halberstrat,

Go back to jacking off to the Back to the Future soundtrack.

I'm the dopest schizo slasher that you'll ever gonna meet,

The only thing evil about you is that you work on Wall Street.

It's funny, the work of post-modern twists,

They revealed I am a killer and then revealed you weren't.

Patrick Bateman:

My story is symbolism to the corrupt capitalism,

You're the symbolism to Hitchcock hypocrisy.

So you think a mama's boy can escape me,

The last bitch who tried became a stain on the carpet why can't you see?

You were subdued by some weak little bitch you had the high ground on,

As you cross-dressed as your mummified mom.

I can't be caught, and the names Bateman,

I bring fear, bitch, wait a sec and then I'm Batman.

Norman Bates:

Batman? Please, your style's fallen flat, man,

When I spit it in rap, man, stray away from the Norm, man.

And you know the rest, mother knows best,

Take your Jack the Ripper status and put that to the test.

You don't want Bates bate for one and three-quarters hours,

Spray your blood like chocolate syrup in the shower.

You say you're a psycho, but I know that's a lie,

Why, you wouldn't harm a fly.

Poll
Who won? Patrick Bateman Norman Bates