User:Bantha117

"If you haven't known me long enough to have at least been mildly annoyed by me, then you haven't known me long enough to know I'm also going to be your friend."

- Wise Munkee

'Lo there. Keep on doing whatever it is you're doing. Don't mind me, I'm just watching over for a while.

Have a Duck while you're here.

And if you want to play a game, count all of the parentheses I use.

The Neverending Story (of how I joined the Wiki)
I first heard about ERB when I saw this sometime in maybe 2010/11. Later on, some friends recommended it to me, and so I went back and saw the first seven in May 2012. I caught up and was there to see Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe and Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Knowing about | The Wiki Rule, I came to this wiki to see what was next. The rest is history http://images.wikia.com/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/b/be/K-20130815-221019-2.png.

About meh
Overall, I'm rather sensible http://images.wikia.com/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/9/9a/1357096313564.png, but I can get crazy when around the others here. I'm a dude (not with a suit) from 'Murica, particularly from somewhere in the CST. High School's where I seem to be nowadays (-;). Luckily I'm doing well. In school, I prefer English or History (le irony) to maths or Science (yet I took the time out to make that all linked and stuff). I like to think I'm intelligent, though you won't see me broadcasting that (reasons I don't feel are worth discussing). On the whole, I'm typically nice, but I can be a bit blunt. I joke around, but not every hit lands. Hopefully, you can expect a good time around me.

I should note that I'll talk in two distinct ways to people. When you see me speaking normally, then it's me you're having a discussion with. If u c meh spekking leik dis, that's Munkeespek. I'm BS'ing you, most likely. Don't take anything too personally when I'm in silly mode, basically.

Besides ERB, I'm fond of comics (DC > Marvel), TV (Young Justice (RIP In Peace), Doctor Who), movies (Disney and Pixar especially), music (The Beatles, Queen, Weird Al, et cetera (fun word that should be used more often)), food (Italian, COOOKE, chicken) reading (Animal Farm and To Kill A Mockingbird <2), video games (Nintendo and Civ V ftw), and YouTubers like The Yogscast, Watsky and Zach.

Oh, and perhaps I should elaborate on the "Munkee" thing. Yes, I am an orangutan. Deal with it.

"Friends" (Meaning I like you. Not sure if the feelings are returned.)
#1 Troll

The Whipping Boy Who Should Go Slep

Forever and Always: My Glorious Empress

Great Scot!

Fgt

Ty-dy (Will name better when inspired)

-9/19

Tends to use legal action (Congrats btw)

Him too

Kick me one more time...

Feesh

ClogZ

His suggestions aren't actually that bad

Way cooler than she seems to think she is.

Clop your way back to us once more. ;-;

I terrify him.

(respect)

yuG looC

Blazing Metal

Thx for all le cookies

Smeel

Mad Max

People I Want in ERB (Eventually)
Rappers
 * 1) Walt Disney
 * 2) The Joker
 * 3) The Beatles (as a complete set)
 * 4) Link (-;)
 * 5) Spider-Man

Actors
 * 1) The Yogscast (mainly Lewis & Simon)
 * 2) Dan Bull
 * 3) Doug Walker
 * 4) Schmoyoho
 * 5) Boogie2988

Favorite ERBs (Might make pics later)

 * 1) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 2) Goku vs Superman
 * 3) Mozart vs Skrillex
 * 4) Artists vs TMNT
 * 5) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 6) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
 * 7) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 8) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 9) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * 10) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
 * 11) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 12) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 13) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * 14) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
 * 15) George Washington vs William Wallace
 * 16) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
 * 17) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
 * 18) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * 19) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 20) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
 * 21) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 22) Rick Grimes vs Walter White
 * 23) Columbus vs Captain Kirk
 * 24) Hitler vs Vader 3
 * 25) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * 26) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 27) Rasputin vs Stalin
 * 28) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2
 * 29) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
 * 30) Darth Vader vs Hitler
 * 31) Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * 32) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
 * 33) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 34) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
 * 35) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
 * 36) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * 37) Adam vs Eve
 * 38) Moses vs Santa Claus
 * 39) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * 40) Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * 41) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * 42) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
 * 43) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * 44) Napoleon vs Napoleon
 * 45) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il

Favorite Quotes
"No, I just soiled myself.  And it feels good."

- Sierra

"I'm the sexiest valley girl of all valley girls."

- Four

"No, I put the Z back Bre"

- ClogZ

"fegnocity charts are off the charts barry must be around"

- Sierra

"SierraStalker? More like FegFegFegFegFeg"

- Barry

"Feg incapable of pret"

- Barry

"yo kid... you ever fucked rap pudding?"

- Nice Peter himself

"I'M A FAIRY DAMMIT, I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME"

- ClogZ

"How can black people be racist?"

- User:Batman3095

"Oh look, baby said its first words."

- Napoleon Dynamite (A6)

"A6, finger you"

- Tiger admits his love

"An average Wiki Skype call: Everyone: Hi Munkee

Bantha: *burps*

Everyone: XD

Bantha: *leaves*"

- Metal

"Either it's TJ or some shit or CE just doesn't give a fuck anymore"

- Sierra

"Barry just tapes a hot dog to where it should be"

- Fiyah

Munkee-isms
(Read: These are just dumb things you might hear me say)

"Munkee"

- All da kewl kidz

"lil"

- My spelling of lol

"<2"

- Better than <3 (Gaben would agree)

"Buggah"

- Whenever I screw up speeling

"Kee(eeeeeeee...eeee)k"

- When someone ought to be kicked

Answers
If you were counting, there were 56 parentheses on this page. (Thanks for playing!)

Now there's 58.

Well then. Carry on.