User blog:Howtobeme/Slenderman vs Count Dracula

Slenderman-

Edward Cullen can't best this creepypasta legend

You're so ugly that mirrors refuse to show your reflection

So you can try to fly away from me in every direction

But I'll always be there since my skills are perfection

Stay off my woods kid and my face burns worse than light

Try to find my eyes and you've already lost your life

You have less outdoor time than Freddy Fazbear

Beware because my presecence is everywhere

Dracula-

How about I bite you some face holes so you can cry tonight

Maybe you can defeat some children but you'll lose this fight

Did you Photoshop yourself into this battle like you did with those pics

Give me your neck so you'll know the pain I inflict

I bite harder than Foxy the Pirate and now I'm feeling irate

I'm king of Transylvania while you're just some proxy tyrant

You can suck it for I'm the most potrayed figure in film of all time

Shut your nonexistant mouth for you need to work on your rhymes

Herobrine-

The deadly parallel of the player is not erased so now believe

That I'll grief your place and now your worlds shall cease

This wannabe Vlad the Impaler's worse enemy is garlic

And Slenderman you are so slow that you must be retarted

I'll take my flint and steel and forest go up in flames

You're overshadowed by stupid animatronics anyways

Dracula, I didn't invite you into my house now get out

I'm crashing into your Hotel and causing in even bigger bout

Bowser-

I'm the evilest figure in all video game history

How anybody could find you scary is just a complete mystery

I mean Slenderman just looks like some bad cosplay

And Dracula makes out with Bella like every day

Herobrine your nothig but a myth, not even in the game

I'll Super Smash this competion call it a Melee

I'm top of tier list and got a wicked Final Smash

Call this Five Nights cause we'll want this to be your last

Freddy Fazbear-

You all make fun of me just to hide the naked truth

You are all unclothed endoskeletons now allow me to get you new suits

I have the gore galore to scare a player to their core

While wandering theroughout the park, Slender is a bore

And Bowser you've never beat Mario and your soldiers are weak

And Herobrine is just some recolored gay version of Steve

Dracula I'll impale a stake to your heart and clip off your wings

Giving nightmares faster than pizza, can't mess with Freddy, Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie

Who Won?

Slenderman

Dracula

Herobrine

Bowser

Freddy Fazbear