User blog:OrcaRock1624/Light Yagami VS Meta Knight

Welcome to the first installment of Orca Rap Battles! This battle pits Death Note protagonist, Light Yagami, against Kirby series protagonist/antagonist, Meta Knight, to see who truly wants to rule. Don't mind the empty spaces on the poll. (beat from John Marston VS Niko Bellic REMASTERED)

Light Yagami:

Let me open up my Death Notes,

And write down your name,

This ignorant blue blob who’s sword is lame!

Meanwhile, I’m a Kira,

'''Who’s got killer flows, son! And I’ll send you down deeper,'''

Than the Orange Ocean!

Honestly, you can call me an antagonist,

While you’re a protagonist,

Who’s probably not having this!

Tell all your puny friends,

That I’m running the world,

Run away, you’ve Met a Light,

Who’s destroying this crippled bird!

Meta Knight:

Now it’s this out-Light against me,

Been around for years, son!

Meanwhile, you’re still remembered,

Fighting against L Lawliet,

Not just from your fraud notes, but from ERBP!

Not saying that series is bad,

But at least they didn’t use me!

I’m the Boba Fett of Nintendo,

You’re only known from Death Note,

You barely ever fight,

I got into flippin Smash, yo!

While I am a Star Warrior,

I have the accent from the Spanish,

You’ll be faced with Death,

And then I’ll take Misa!

Majora's Wrath

'''Oh shut up! I’ll blast you to the Moon, lunatics!'''

When you mess with Majora’s Wrath,

You’ll never get through, kids!

Watch me Wolff you down, Light,

Here’s something I have to say,

Repeat after me:

Your last name backwards’ Imagay!

And Meta Knight, you may have Galaxia,

But I’m better than Vaati!

And even his wrath can see,

You’re a blue masked fatty!

These two protagonists are nothing,

Compared to Majora!

Heck, I’m even bigger than the island of Majorca!

Sorry I broke the fourth wall, 

But you’ll never come back,

Once you’ve fallen VS MAJORA’S WRATH!

Giovanni:

This is a brawl, without me,

You wouldn’t have caught them all!

I’m Giovanni, catch your raps with Pokeballs!

And use your raps against yourself!

Light, after this, you won’t see any at all!

Meta Knight, show your true face,

Or are you a scaredy-blob?

Majora’s Wrath, you’re the worst final boss!

My verse is done, so who won this fight?

'''I think I know… ME(OWTH)! That’s right!'''

President Haltmann:

Halt, men, I mean it!

You fools are nothing to the king!

‘Cause my true robo-power,

Will eradicate your Star Dreams!

I thought the day would never come,

When I spit against some runts!

Light, I’ll take that pencil, break it ‘till it’s blunt!

'''I’m a money man! And an operating system!'''

Bleep, bloop’s all you can say to this, son!

Haltmann is number one, boys,

The true billed show!

After I take you down with a Soul OS,

Say hello to Susie… (OHHH!)

 Title of poll

Light Yagami

Meta Knight

Majora's Wrath

Giovanni

'''President Haltmann '''