User blog:DemonicBeast/Kate Barlow vs Jesse James

I like Holes, so we'll take it from here.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JESSE JAMES!

VS!

KATE BARLOW!

BEGIN!

Jesse James: Well listen up blondie, there can only be one!

I'll take a Texas Train and shove it up your Mary Lou cunt!

You spent your life teaching children and kissing the dead!

I give my robberies to the poor, call it an act of kindness! (takes revolver)

Gonna grab me a revolver, shoot you straight from the mic!

Take your fucking yellow lizard and go take a hike!

I'll make you sure your face meets and greets my Jesse J shoe!

I'm a leader of a gang and we're gonna bang you! (fires revolver)

Kate Barlow: Hey, loser, you should think twice before stepping to a girl!

How can you win? I'm the best outlaw of fiction in the world!

You don't even bother to kill, you're a theiving wizard!

Ive got more fatality than a yellow spotted lizard!

My true love got killed just cause he was black!

I'll pull out my gun and start an all-out attack!

You need to grow up, you smell like 1886, so take a whiff!

Call me Bob Marley, cause I shot the sherriff!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;">Jesse James: Your pathetic miss K! You're already out of time!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;">You wanna dig? Dig me, a wanted rapper in his prime!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;">I made more crimes that what Capone could dish out!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;">So take a hold of my yeehaw and dig into me Trout!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Kate Barlow: You're a joke, I bet your brother can dish out stuff better!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">I'm the ruling female in Sachar's bestseller!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">You deserve to have your dick bit off by Mary Lou!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Like Hattie Parker would say, God will punish you!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">My rhymes are spicy like an onion, fresh from the farm!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">You kill Sam first, and I'll really cause harm!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">I'm pretty much the only fuckin woman who'll thrill you!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Want a kiss, OK. All I need to do is kill you! (Shoots Jesse and kisses him)

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF... (gunshot)

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">(Kate kisses the logo)

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Who Won?

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Kate Barlow

<p style="color:rgb(170,170,170);text-align:left;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Jesse James

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