User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Scrawland Scribblescratch vs Gordon Freeman. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles/@comment-4998540-20150307005403

Noah vs Poe, R.L. Stine, Lovecraft, or some horror writer.

Jake and Wach vs Hogan and Macho Man or some wreslting duo, I dunno.

Steeler vs the creator of MySpace (bpf)

Coupe vs a president that isn't Washington, or Coupe, Steeler, Ryan and Piet vs Mt. Rushmore (although Piet was used already so)

I dunno.