User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 10 Season One Finale: Batman vs Alucard

Alright ladies and gents, here we are, the end of season one. It's crazy to think that it's over already, but time flies. This matchup wasn't suggested directly, but I got the idea since Batman vs Dracula was such a popular suggestion already, and this isn't far off in the slightest. For a long time, Batman was my favorite superhero, and I've always loved Alucard, so this battle basically wrote itself.

I gotta say though, this has been a really fun project so far. I appreciate you guys continuing to follow it despite the abomination that was The Flash vs Sonic. It means a lot.

I'm just rambling now. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did. Let's get to the action!

Battle


VS



Begin!

Battle starts at 0:18

Batman:
Let me give you one word of advice; don’t fuck with the Dark Knight

I’ll impale you with my batarangs, and stake your heart until you turn white

This caped crusader will rid the world of this unholy invader’s plague

I’ve been cleansing Gotham of maniacal rogues since its judgment day

You kill your own kind. Their deaths somehow fill you with satisfaction

And like a child, you’re disappointed if they don’t show fear in their reactions

I faced my worst nightmare when I was eight years old. I’m not afraid

I’m more intimidated by that androgynous dictator you must obey

I’ve defeated Superman with ease, and forced Darkseid to bend to my will

Most heroes rely on their powers. All I require are my gadgets and skill

You’re among the most powerful I’ve faced, but I have a contingency plan

And do you want to know how? (Wait, what?) Because I’m Batman!

Alucard:
You remind me of that insane little major and his freakshow menagerie

I’m grateful for your madness. Without it, life would be a tragedy

I could kill you now but that would only be a travesty of my sanity

And I prefer to avoid haplessly blood staining her majesty’s tapestry

You’re the second victim with the audacity to invade my chamber so callously

The notion that you can actually challenge me and survive is a fallacy

Nothing to me is more dastardly than a bastard who insults my master nastily

Such blasphemy can only be atoned by putting a bullet in your head rapidly

Your vanity is craftily satiated by your obsession with your bat family

Coping with the agony of your parent’s fatalities forced this fantasy

It must be maddening to know that you’re only human. Such a sad reality

The truth is, you’d be a corpse by now if it weren’t for the plot’s irrationality

Batman:
There are some similarities between you and me. Both of us stared into the abyss

But what happened when it looked back at us is where the difference is

I embraced the darkness; became one with it. I am the night

You abandoned your faith because you were too weak to handle your plight

I’ve prepared Helena’s nail and holy wafers to deliver this lyrical slaughter

The red rain’s coming to turn this blood storm crimson mist into divine water

You’re a hypocrite at heart who’s arrogant enough to judge all of mankind

You despise cowards yet you didn’t have the courage to accept your own demise

The torment that your depraved soul brings you is morbid, but you deserve it

I feel no sympathy for a demon that forced a dying girl to be his servant

You gave up your mortality for more power, but was it worth it?

Now you’re just a monster who’ll roam the earth for eternity with no purpose

Alucard:
Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three… two… one… zero

Approval of Situation A recognized, it’s over for you now, hero

Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent

Commencing the Cromwell invocation, and subdue the enemy with extreme violence







Alucard (Level Zero):
(2:13)

Centuries of lost souls under my command now descend upon you

Try to flee from me and hide in the darkness. You will find no refuge

Not even my own subjects and soldiers are safe from my bloody rage

I’ve been sinking my teeth into helpless victims since the Elizabethan age

You’ve never seen dread so terrifying. You’ll wish for death to come

But I will only decide to lay you to rest after your suffering is done

This failure will forever make your parents roll in their shallow graves

I do not find their pathetic corpses fit enough to be my slaves

There is no escape from death. You failed to plan for this revelation

What will you do now since you are stuck in this dire situation?

God has abandoned you. Beg for forgiveness, but he won’t listen

I was spawned by the cruelty, intolerance, and hatred of evil Christians

Despite your best efforts, you remain a mere mortal whom I’ll end viciously

The delicious taste of your blood will forever claim you to my infantry

Welcome to eternal damnation Batman. You better acclimate fast

No one man is great enough to challenge Dracula’s wrath