User blog:Element K/YouTube vs History - Nostalgia Critic vs Gene Shalit

 Hey! Hey! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nope, it’s an irregular series. Greetings wiki peers, your local Element K has finally returned to the blogs and battles (and I am in love with this one)

   Anyways, on this battle, I know it doesn’t follow the hints I’ve posted but I think hints are restraining me. It makes me restricted to the battle I’ve teased and I don’t like it. From now on, no more hints and I’ll write whatever I feel like and today I feel like a critic. As always if there is a line that you didn’t quite get, feel free to ask in the comment section below for I am too lazy to make rap meanings. So without further ado we have the Nostalgia Critic against famed critic from NBC’s The Today Show, Gene Shalit. http://www.shadowville.com/124330/genres/club-beats/reverb





























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<p class="MsoNormal"> Nostalgia Critic:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Channel Awesome against show segment? Hell no!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You Look like Bob Ross had a kid with Groucho

<p class="MsoNormal"> A face unfit for TV and a voice unfit for radio

<p class="MsoNormal"> At most your fame equates to a SpongeBob cameo

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:center 3.0in">   FAIL! I’m used to criticizing the nostalgic

<p class="MsoNormal"> FAIL! Your memorable moments are just tragic

<p class="MsoNormal"> FAIL! One comment on a film you abhor

<p class="MsoNormal"> Son broke back mounted by sexual predators

<p class="MsoNormal"> Bad Touch! “Look at me -   I’m critiquing!”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Ha-bullshit. You’re just a pun excreting

<p class="MsoNormal"> Jellyfish who   turned a Corner quarter from payola

<p class="MsoNormal"> While I fought through YouTube systems and voila!

<p class="MsoNormal"> My look’s iconic! (Hello!) Your look is pretty common

<p class="MsoNormal"> EVEN TMNT IS LESS HORSESHIT; COME ON!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Don’t need glasses to see that you do bias reviews

<p class="MsoNormal"> CUT! Let’s end it here so that you don’t have to

<p class="MsoNormal"> Gene Shalit:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Doug! You Doug your own grave trying to fire rhymes

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll make a Walker fall like I was Rick Grimes

<p class="MsoNormal"> Best Walker-way real far from this fight

<p class="MsoNormal"> ‘Cause you’re a Doug that’s all bark and no bite!

<p class="MsoNormal"> My rap Genes are Sha-lit, criticisms are legit

<p class="MsoNormal"> Media cried when I quit, YouTube takes off your ship

<p class="MsoNormal"> Dropping cuss words left, right and centre

<p class="MsoNormal"> Repetitive repertoire that we remember

<p class="MsoNormal"> If you like NC then allow me to recommend

<p class="MsoNormal"> Have some self-respect: watch AVGN instead

<p class="MsoNormal"> (Strike!) After all you’re merely a copy, right?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Look up YT’s Guide for   despicable sloppy writes

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’ll see an elephant there and let me say diss:

<p class="MsoNormal"> “Nostalgia revolves around childhood and happiness”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Yet you didn’t go that route and brother that’s fine

<p class="MsoNormal"> But unless you learn your roots, back off like your hair-line

<p class="MsoNormal"> Nostalgia Critic:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Fuck YOU, asshole! Now the Review Must Go On,

<p class="MsoNormal"> You think you got mad drive but you’re really a yawn!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your standards are low as shit if the thing you want

<p class="MsoNormal"> Is to compare me to a dumb fuck cock sucking cunt!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">*Beat changes to http://www.shadowville.com/124409/genres/dirty-south-beats/voltage*

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Angry Video Game Nerd:

<p class="MsoNormal"> This rap battle sucks, here’s a turning point of total terror

<p class="MsoNormal"> Let James on the mic play, honestly I slay and Cinemassacre

<p class="MsoNormal"> ‘Cause I’m the pioneer known as everyman’s reviewer (FUCK!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> Been shitting on shitty games before the dawn of Let’s Players

<p class="MsoNormal"> Gene Shalit:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well I’m bored, James! Sure I referred to you then

<p class="MsoNormal"> But only way you’ll be a 10 is if it came from IGN

<p class="MsoNormal"> Angry Video Game Nerd:

<p class="MsoNormal"> You know what’s bullshit? Rude old fuckers with arrogance

<p class="MsoNormal"> Take you back to the past, just so you could have relevance

<p class="MsoNormal"> Nostalgia Critic:

<p class="MsoNormal"> NEEERRRDD!! You got some nerve! I’ll crush you, put it on loop

<p class="MsoNormal"> Angry Video Game Nerd:

<p class="MsoNormal"> That’s an atomic shitload of fuck power glove; all I have to do

<p class="MsoNormal"> Is throw a pen into your throat: Nerd Tested! Nerd Approved!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Nostalgia Critic:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Says the cow humping trans who hid in a power suit

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Angry Video Game Nerd:

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m Rolling and Rocking after a decade while you choked

<p class="MsoNormal"> Nostalgia Critic:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Screw that Attack, you knew from that start that you’re a joke

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re a fucking Jekyll jack-off with a pussy full of salt

<p class="MsoNormal"> Angry Video Game Nerd:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Is mister poopyhead in a shit pickle running out of insults?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Gene Shalit:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Enough already making stars like me look so silly

<p class="MsoNormal"> I outdo you two with Looney Tunes but listen, really

<p class="MsoNormal"> It disappoints me crude behavior is the new Laughing Matter

<p class="MsoNormal"> But I’m a Man About Anything – so fuck you, I’m the master!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"> Who Won? Nostalgia Critic Gene Shalit Angry Video Game Nerd