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Episode 8: But Wait, There’s More!



EpicLLOYD:  I’m Nice Peter!

Nice Peter:  And I’m Nice Peter!

Both:  And this is Nice Peter!

EpicLLOYD:  Last time, the contestants competed to make a meat statue for Hannibal the cannibal! Now, they must make a commercial for Billy Mays!

<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nice Peter: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Laziness!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Here on Total Drama ERB!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The scene cuts to the cabins in the morning. Most people are passed out over random furniture; the house has holes in the wall in some places and explosion burns in others. Furniture and carpet are torn up, walls and ceilings have holes, leaks, and wallpaper tears, the chandelier is dangling loosely while John Lennon snores loudly on it. Rick Grimes is sitting in a seat at a broken dining table, sleeping soundly, while Justin Bieber is crying of fear by the kitchen entrance. Dirt, mud, animal feathers, water, meatloaf, and other stuff can be seen on the floor. Al Capone wakes up from his sleep, wakes up Cleopatra, and both walk downstairs in horror.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Sweet Jesus, what happened here?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> It looks uglier than our old cabin!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Eh… augh… where am I…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Captain Kirk gets up from the floor, shirtless with a dick painted on his stomach. His pants are covered by a grass skirt, and he has drool on his face.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What… happened…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> All of you got drunk or something. Did <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">everyone <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">else seriously join in on this stupid little party?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh, shit, something’s… on my… stomach. Please tell me… god dammit, this is… a dick.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*William Wallace wanders out of the kitchen, meatloaf and lipstick on his face.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I got lucky, I tell ya!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nice dick, Kirk! Ye scrawny bastard!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You also… got some… meatloaf…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">wondered <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> why Monroe’s lips tasted a <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">wee <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> bit meaty…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Marilyn Monroe exits the kitchen after Wallace before falling flat to the floor in front of Bieber.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don’t mind her… she’s a bit, er, intolerable of the stuff. Must be genetics or some shyte...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Intolerable? She’s probably dead!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> She looks… fine to me… and I don’t mean… in beauty.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Rick Grimes wakes up, and after looking at the condition of the cabin, shouts some profanities and tries to clean up a bit.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What in the sam hill happened here? Did a bear break in? Someone shoulda manned the camp, parnders.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The chandelier falls, Lennon smashing into the branches of it, managing to not fall into huge chunks of glass.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Holy shit, you alright?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> The candles? They’re fucked. Me? Probably a flesh wound, no biggie. Where the hell’s Ross?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bob Ross looks in the doorway, completely naked, then runs in, carrying Ronald McDonald’s arm.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Dude, I got an arm!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ye also got naked.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Who gives a shit? It’s a fucking arm, bro!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Sweet! We could like, sell it on eBay for crack or something!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Now that the idiots have shown themselves, I wonder where everyone <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">else <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">is…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Raphael appears at the top of the stairs, tries to walk down, then stumbles down the rest. He lands on his face, then looks up at Cleopatra and the others.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I can see my house from here… oh wait, this <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">is <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">my house. Sick.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> If my memory serves me… Mr. T is on the… ro-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T crashes through the floor onto a Wonderboner Mattress™, wearing nothing but a diaper, with a bird nest on him. He wakes up from the impact then looks at the hole above him.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> How did I survive?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, you did land on a mattress. What was this, a slumber party? We got mattresses and shit everywhere. Now all we need is some girl trapped in her sleep, shit.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Sarah Palin looks up from out of a sleeping bag zipped up around her face designed to look like a caterpillar, and wiggles over to Rick.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Can ya unzip me? This fabric ain’t the most comfy, ya know?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Uh… sure…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Rick Grimes begins to unzip Sarah Palin before the two notice her clothes on another mattress, underwear included.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’ll just stay in here, I guess…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> It’s funny because you’re a caterpillar…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I don’t think any of us’ll be able to function in the challenge today… say, where’s Joan?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Joan of Arc wakes up suddenly on the couch, hair messed up completely, cheeks red. A few seconds later, Gorgo looks up as well, underneath her.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hot… Two women...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Could anything else go wrong?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Suddenly, a giant pine tree falls through the side of the house, slicing the kitchen and dining area in half. Luigi slides off the side of the tree, wearing fish net stockings and a pair of panties. Mario rolls out of the bottom with Peach, both covered in pine needles, pinecones, and sap.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Does <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">no one <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> learn from saying that? It’s like karma in these scenarios...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lady Gaga pops out of the tree, wearing a squirrel suit.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh god… That phrase really <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">is <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">some karma…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Donatello and… Hillary are… missing.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> So is yer capability of basic speech, ya runt!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Hillary Clinton appears out of the kitchen wearing nothing but her underwear, completely frozen.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> W-w-who did this to m-me?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I think it was Mr. T or something… shiiiit… last noght is foggy. I just remember we duct taped some loser to the ceiling. But if Ross is here, then...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Muffled screams are heard from the ceiling in the kitchen as everyone notices Donatello stuck to the ceiling with duct tape. Mr. T tries to rip the duct tape off to free Donatello, but only manages to rip off a chunk of the ceiling. Carefully leaning Donatello against the wall, he babies the duct tape off of his mouth.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Peter and Lloyd are gonna kill us!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Goku rolls down the stairs, and Macho Man waddles after him in a barrel.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Everybody Kakatrot! Yay!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Peter and Lloyd had us set this up, guys. He wants to test your behavior after being drunk. We ended up getting a bit buzzed, too.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Edgar Allan Poe appears in the doorway, looking nervous.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This news may be rather out of the blue, but we have some employees with training to do!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aw, are the new potatoes here? I don’t wanna be a soggy french fry!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Macho Man: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Goku’s still a bit drunk, Poe. Are the new guys <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">really <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> here already?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> It fills me with massive nerve and fright to mention they all arrived last night!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> FILTHY POTATOES!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I have a potato here in my pocket! Wait, that isn’t a pocket...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> And as for the contestants, you’ve got no time to change! The challenge is calling for you to arrive right away!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Really? I’m stuck as the hungry little centipede for an entire day?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Finally! A challenge in the nude! My calling!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’ll join you!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*John Lennon begins to strip down, but only manages his pants before Hillary Clinton, shivering, pulls him along.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I may not have my dignity, but I won’t be losing today!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> ...so, uhh, Gorgo. Should we...talk about what happened?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> No.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Right. Probably not best to talk about it. I mean...you’ve got a husband! That’s right!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah. Plus, you’re a virgin!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Right! Yeah. Virgin.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Exactly.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Of course.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> …

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> ...I’m just going to go...over there.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Sounds good.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*John Lennon walks over to Gorgo.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Dude, I hate to break it to you, but I bet Leonidas watches this…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Gorgo suddenly gets very nervous and ducks away from the camera. Everyone walks to the challenge area, a dock by a lake with a bunch of filming devices and two separate stages. Billy Mays is standing between them, bouncing up and down like a ticking timebomb. Most people are given some form of clothes to wear due to their current situation. Someone throws Ross a towel, which he wraps around himself like a cape.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Man, today’s my lucky day!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Dude, you’re Superman!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Billy Mays pulls out a megaphone and proceeds to shout into it.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Jesus christ, you want us to go deaf?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, none of you hear me, so I don’t think it matters…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Raphael looks over concerned at Donatello, just before Billy Mays shouts again.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> TODAY, I’VE GOT A SPECIAL OFFER FOR YOU! FOR JUST THE PRICE OF ONE TEAMMATE, YOU ARE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE A COMMERCIAL FOR ONE PRODUCT I’VE ASSIGNED YOU!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Turn… down… your megaphone!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> TURN DOWN HIS WHAT?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> TEAM GANGSTERS, YOU GET MY LATEST PRODUCT, THE INSTA-CHEESE, 19.95$ WITHOUT SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> HANDLING YER WHAT?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I think my ears are bleeding…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> AND TEAM MARIO SUCKS A BIG FAT, YOU GET MY MOST FAMOUS PRODUCT, THE OXI-CLEAN STAIN REMOVER! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Billy Mays pauses for a second, relieving everyone.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Wait fer wh-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> START NOW, AND YOU GET FIVE HOURS TO WORK ON IT! THAT’S RIGHT, FIVE! THAT’S 50% OFF IT’S REGULAR TIME! WE’LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE HOT TUB FOR THE WINNERS! ORDER NOW!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You worthless lots have five hours to work on this, go, go, go!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> MAKE YOUR DEAD PARENTS PROUD, YOU PATHETIC FREAKS! GO MAKE BIG BILLY SOME QUALITY COMMERCIALS AND REDEEM YOUR OTHERWISE PATHETIC LIVES! MY SIBLINGS ALL BURNED IN A FIRE!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*All the teams run to their respective stage to get to work.*

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Mario is a Big Fat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Anybody have an idea as to how we advertise a stain remover?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I think we shou-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aside from the crazies?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, Ross already has his clothes off… Maybe we just find some ways to stain that like the dirt or something?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Hillary Clinton, along with everybody barring Raphael ignores Donatello’s suggestion. Hillary Clinton sighs in annoyance.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Nothing at all from any of you?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well I-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I gots me an idea! Hows about we take afro boys clothes he got rid of and rub those in the dirt, then we can test this stain cleaner shite.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Um, that’s what I sai-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Not a bad idea, Wallace, where did you think up that one?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">: Eh, it just came to me, I guess.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Donatello walks off annoyed, Raphael watching him go*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Donatello: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why do I even bother with them?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> We shouldn’t use blood to stain the clothes, blood is really hard to get off of clothes, trust me.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why do you know that?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Funny story, actually, this one time I was with this chick a-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Let’s… just get to… this challenge…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Agreed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> LET’SA WIN!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> FUCK CENSORSHIP!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Especially concerning the ladies here.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why am I on the team with all the crazies?

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Gangsters

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Team Gangsters is shown on stage, shoving things around awkwardly as they attempt a plan.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What’s so appealing about cheese?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well… you can spray this one. Guess that’s cool.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T shakes up the spray can, causing it to spray a huge string of factory made cheese in his face. He wipes it off disgusted.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Guys, I have the greatest idea.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Does it involve us dressing up in one of your little costumes?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Y-well… uh…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’d like to see where this is going.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, for all we know it saves our butts!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aight, sorry, I wasn’t trying ta reject her idea.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m trying to be a bit nicer, ya know? But I’m also gettin’ some weird accent… I ain’t never had this before, I tell you. Being nice makes ya sound like a fuckwad…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Do we dress up as a mouse, or something? I mean, we <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">are <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> advertising cheese…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Nope, actually. I found an Easter Bunny costume in the hallway a while ago, and I think it’d be useful. I found some eggs as well.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lady Gaga pulls out some giant eggs and a pink bunny costume out of nowhere. One of the eggs falls and cracks open, spilling yellow liquid everywhere.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yikes…

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Employee interviews

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to the cafeteria, which is cleared save for a stage and a table with three seats. Seated at them are Hulk Hogan, Goku, and Edgar Allan Poe. Vince Offer walks up onstage.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Vince Offer: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hello, I am Vince Offer, and I’d like to be a new intern.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> So, Mister Price, tell us a little about yoursmelf.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Vince Offer: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, I’m one hell of a Jew, that’s for sure. And I beat up a prostitute. Hey, she wasn’t being nice either, to be fair.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Uh… what are your qualities, sir?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Vince Offer: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m nice, punctual, functional, and a Jew.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What ever does  being Jewish even have to do with this?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Vince Offer: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I dunno. Just, think about me… you need me here.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> NEXT!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bill and Ted walk onto the stage, with medallions and guitars.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Welcome! Who are you two ladies?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Preston: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This dude right here’s my bro, Ted.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted Logan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> And this radical dude here is Bill, dudes.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> So, tell us about yourselves, please.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, tell us about yoursmelves.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted Logan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Air guitars* <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, we’re pretty cool dudes. We went traveling through time with a dude named Rufus for a paper, and met some babes…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Preston: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Some bodacious babes, dude!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted Logan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, dude! <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Air guitars* <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Anyways, we kinda did some timey stuff, and we think doing this would be cool, dudes.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Preston: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This place seems radical.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What qualities do you pertain that would make you two worthy to maintain?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Preston: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Besides sick guitar skills <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*air guitars* <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, we’re chill.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted Logan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Chill, but we work. We worked and saved our butts once.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Preston: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You mean saved <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">time’s <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> butts, dude?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted Logan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The two turn to each other and air guitar, then turn back to the table.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill Preston: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> We’d be totally radical to have here, just ask So-crates.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I talk to crates all the time! I’ll go ask them right now!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Hulk Hogan holds Goku back by the back of his shirt, jotting down on a piece of paper, then looks at the duo.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Okay, “dudes”, that’s all we need. Next audition!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bill and Ted walk offstage, playing air guitar and making guitar noises as Criss Angel walks in.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This will be a <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">looooong <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> day.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Mario is a Big Fat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The team is currently rubbing dirt into Bob Ross’s clothing, Bob Ross decides to twerk in front of Hillary Clinton while they do.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> If you’re going to do that, then do it away from me, please.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> But this move always impresses the ladies!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m impressed, that’s for damn sure.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Thanks honey!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Disgusting, this whole challenge.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I don’t see ye helpin, ye lazy sack o’ shite!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Newsflash, dipshit, I’m in a stretcher, HOW am I gonna help?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I can think of a few ways, lassie.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m a guy, and what would those be, Captain Kilt?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You rang?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don’t worry, I have an idea.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> And that would be?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You’ll see at the challenge.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Whatever you say, little Willy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#f3f3f3;font-weight:bold;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh, that little lassie’s gonna be very useful for what I have in mind, heh heh heh...

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(243,243,243);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6666666666667px;line-height:1.8;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Gangster

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera shows Mr. T in a bunny costume, with everyone setting up a rough hill scene behind him. Lady Gaga is busy fixing up the costume for him while Marilyn Monroe talks with Al Capone.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Sorry about the smell. I really am. It’s not my fault, but we don’t have time to wash it. You’re being a good sport, though.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Man, this smells like a sweat shop! And I mean literally a shop full of sweat! Can I at least go jump in the lake?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, at least you look cute.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Really? Y-you really mean it?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, you <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">are <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> dressed up as a bunny.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T looks somewhat disappointed. The camera pans over to Monroe and Capone.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> So… whaddya tryin’ ta say?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You and Cleopatra are old news, hon.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> But we ain’t been a thing for long, the hell’s we old mean?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> It’s all about you and me now, Capone.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> What. We barely know each other, hell, this probably is the most we’ve ta- oh, you think I’m gonna fall for this little “trick”... Well, go try it on someone else, missie. I may be fat but I ain’t stupid.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, Capone, mind fetching me some flowers over there? These fake ones Palin made are falling flatter than Miley’s ass.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> They were supposed to be flowers?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aight, honey.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Al Capone walks away to pick flowers, while Monroe pouts and walks to Rick.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, you and Cleo are old n-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Man, you’re just cryin’ out pathetic, aren’t ya?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey! Excuse me?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> HA!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh, shut up, miss Who!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Miss Who?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Wait, who does she miss?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Not misses Who, Miss Who!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I just asked, “miss who”? Who do you miss, Palin?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I don’t think Palin over here misses anyone.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I miss my kids, I guess. Monroe, what’s yer point? Do you want kids?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> She doesn’t miss anyone! She’s Miss Who!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I know what the hell she means, I just like messin’ with her. It’s more obvious than a Walker in a honey bucket what the hell she’s sayin’. But face it, she’s oblivious.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Are you all idiots?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don’t we all ask that sometimes?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> She sabotage-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Sarah Palin splashes Marilyn Monroe in the face with a jar of green paint, getting it everywhere on her face, hair, and dress. In disgust, Monroe marches off into the woods after where Capone went.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> If this ain’t a dysfunctional bunch, I don’t know what is…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to Monroe in the forest, taking off her dress a bit to get off the green paint.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Lousy moose-fucking bitch… I bet her kids look like deformed cows, crying out “help me” in a deformed moose voice… rowdy skank.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The bushes nearby rustle a bit, concerning Monroe a bit before she continues on.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Marilyn Monroe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Y’know… no one is around to see me… I <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">could <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> go skinny-dipping… or <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">other <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> things… mhmm-hmmm… wait, cameras. Ech.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The bush nearby rustles again, and Monroe turns around quickly before getting shoved into a burlap sack. She begins screaming in terror, but it is only muffled as the kidnapper runs away to the lake. Blackbeard’s hat pops up out from a bush, and he shouts madly as he watches the creature run away, before drinking some rum. Al Capone, poorly tied up, falls out of the bush face first.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yargh… Brussel the Ripper got away again…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ain’t it “Jack” the Ripper?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Fer all ye knowin’, he preferin’ Brussel. Check yer priv’lige.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I gots a challenge and a lady to return to, minds lettin’ me go?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> No… not with BRUSSEL on the loose!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*eye roll* <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">Not again…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I arrived t’ this island in a trip er’ destiny last year, and I be returned by my damned barrel to fufill m’ duties of protection. A duty yer wee lil mind couldn’ta handle with a pair of tweezers. Yer very sissy lives be d’pendin’ on tee eye of grandpa Blackbeard. That there psychiatrist ran away with e’nuther of the lassies, and I ain’t lettin’ no scalliwag wag his scalli at me face, not no longer. Ya an me, boy, gonsta catch’er a rippity thing, and then a kraken, and we’s a gonna sell them for crack money! Or fer Satin’s soul! I heard it’s soft! Maybe I get me one them pretty pri’cess like the fruit gal here… would’n mind me a bit em apples, y’know how I be liken em...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> As <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">lovely <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> as this all sounds, I <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">really <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> need ta go.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don’t worry, I ain’t no peepin’ tom. The bush was made fer’ a reason. These landlubbin’ Petey and LuhLoyd don’t stand no Blackbeard brain, not them. Asses sent me to the locker b’fore school was out!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> No-augh, let me go! And take a shower, geez!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m tellin’ ya, nature’s callin’ and I ain’t pickin no third phone up ter eavesdrop like them lizardmen in the trees! <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Shakes his sword at a branch.* <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ya hear me, Obama? I’m inti yer lil puny op’rativation, scaley beast!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Al Capone quietly scoots away on his butt while Blackbeard goes off at the tree.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> And I ain’t yer mother! Yeah! Take it, ye scums!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*An iguana falls onto Blackbeard’s hat, and he turns to look at where Capone once sat.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Damn ye, bastardly Obama lizard. Ye stole me man! Like Johnny once did!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">More Interviews

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Frank Sinatra walks up onto the stage, and offers all three a glass of wine, holding them on a silver tray held up by his left hand.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don’t mind if I do…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Frank Sinatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hello, my name is Frank Sinatra. Singer, dancer, suave man.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> HOW DO YOU SMELL YOURSELF?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> He means, uh… let’s see. How would you help here, since you answered our first question?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Frank Sinatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I smell lovely, Mr. Saiyan. As for my help… I am a man of natural talent. I can do anything well. With a little thing I call “panache”.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I like pancakes!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Not even close, sir. Care for further boast, sir?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Frank Sinatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Sure. I am a gentleman at soul with charisma to pass around. You say “go clean the tables”, and I say “I did during my break, sir.” And then I’ll polish your shoes, no charge, obviously.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Brother, I don’t even wear shoes and that sounds sweet. Alright, next interview!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Frank Sinatra walks away as Lewis and Clark walk up on stage.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Look, raccoons!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> May I be so intrigued to ask, who are these two wishing to pass?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Meriwether Lewis: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aw, this isn’t the hunting lodge.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Clark: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You really <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">are <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> stupid, Lewis.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The two walk offstage, confusing Hogan as Beethoven runs after them, walkie-talkie discussing something with Mozart. RoboCop walks onto stage.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> A REAL LIFE DINOSAUR!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">RoboCop: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I AM HERE TO GET A JOB!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> May we help you… uh, who’re you?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">RoboCOP: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I am RoboCop. Protector of society from the evils of the LAW!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Goku: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I like sloths!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> That’s not even clo- Tell us about yourself, please.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">RoboCop: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I am a robotic officer. Robo-cop. I believe this takes care of it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk Hogan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> What makes you think you have what it takes?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">RoboCop: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I believe I can take care of rambunctious behavior such as those weirdly dressed men with guns. Why? Because... I AM THE LAAAAW!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Edgar Allan Poe: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Okay, I guess… okay, who’s next?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The Terminator crashes a car into the cafeteria through the wall, then grabs RoboCop and leaves. The two non-anime hosts look and sigh, while Goku picks up a crate and talks to it.*

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Gangsters:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Cleopatra is wandering around the stage worriedly, looking for Capone, while Palin laughs and the others work. Mr. T, Gaga, and Gorgo are already filming a bit.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, Palin, could you stop for a second? We’re trying to film…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, something’s going wrong and I <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">didn’t <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> try!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh, Capone… where could you be? We need those flowers, babe!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Maybe flowers ain’t easy to find around here. Hey, Cleo, how bouts’ you an’ me go look for Capone? He couldn’ta gone much further, and if it makes it less awkward, we could always split. Covers more ground.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I doubt Capone would do this on purpose… he’s lazy. He wouldn’t go too far!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rick Grimes: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, Gorgo. You watch over everything up here. Cleo, Palin and I will go huntin’ for Capone.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mario: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Imma here too, y’know?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> HUNTING?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sarah Palin: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Finally! I get to <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">shoot <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> someone! First my plan works out, then someone suffers, and now I can kill someone? God, are you listening?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">God (Outside confessional): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> NO! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, CREEP!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to Cleopatra, who is sobbing, wandering somewhat alone, looking for Capone. She nears the same spot Monroe was caught.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I don’t trust Palin looking for my Al… she’ll probably skin him like a moose. <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Sobs* <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">I need to find him quick!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Cleopatra hears rustling in a bush. She quickly runs ten feet and turns around, grabs a stick and waits, somewhat in tears, to see who is there.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Show yourself!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*A hat pops out of the bush, and Capone shoves his head out.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Cleo?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Capone? CAPONE! You had me worried… well, <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">us <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">worried, but I need you most of all!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Cleopatra runs over to Capone, and hugs him, but reels her arms back when she notices he’s… melting.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Follow me… come on… to the caaaaave….

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Are you alright? You seem a bit… oh. You’re not Capone, you asshat! Nice try!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Capone’s face sludges off, revealing his skull.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Make this easy for the both of us… Everything is… a liiiiiiiiieeee…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Cleopatra backs up a bit, then walks backwards slowly, then runs away towards the river.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> H…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Capone’s skull melts, revealing a robotic brain inside. It begins to emit static noises. After a bit, something can be heard loudly stomping away.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHh… help us...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to Cleopatra at the dock, running toward the barrels before tripping over a drunk Blackbeard.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> LIZARD! GET LOST!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> B-blackbeard?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ye know my name?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, it’s me, Cleopatra.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> YER A LIZARD?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> No! I just ran over here cause Capone melted!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> So HE’S a lizard?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> NO! He was a robot! Somehow… Still! I need your help! Quick, before it’s too late!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well… missie, that… comes at er…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Blackbeard lazily stumbles off the dock, and Cleopatra sits down and cries.*

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Mario is a Big Fat:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You know… I have just realized something...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> What would that be?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> We have… not even… created and rehearsed… a script for this… infomercial…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> The Space Geek is right, we probably should do that, it could help us out in the long run. Who here is good at making up speeches?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, you’re a politician, you should be good at making up shit.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Princess Peach: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m sort of in politics! Maybe I could try making a script for us to rehearse?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I think this is a great idea! How are you so pretty and smart at the same time, Peach?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Princess Peach: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Awww, thanks Louis, you’re such a good friend!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Luigi is about to correct her, but looks down dejected*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ha! Friend-Zoned! Err… I mean, you’ll get her next time, buddy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Donatello looks menacingly at Raphael.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> No worry guys, I got this!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Everyone looks around nervously, then at Hillary, who gets annoyed.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, uh… I’m not the leader here!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> But Bob <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">can’t <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> write! He’s lactose intolerant!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well… at least we… expect you to be clever, Hillary.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, what about you? Aren’t you like, a genius? Wait, that was your elf boy, <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">you <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">lost us a challenge in the cave, why should we trust you?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> That was… uncalled for.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Either you write and we risk losing honorably, or we die in the hands of a turtle fearing-naked man with oxi-clean! Pick your fate, here!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m sure we <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">all <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> could write something great together, right?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> ONE MORE HOUR! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">WAIT, NO THERE ISN’T! JUST ONE HOUR, FUCKHEADS!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Hillary Clinton begins to panic.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m not an author, I’m a politician! All I can do is lie our way out of… wait… that’s it!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to Raphael, looking back at Donatello, who’s busy writing away. Raphael walks over to Lennon to talk with him.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey, see that guy in the purple over there?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Which one?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> What?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Dude, I’m fucking high. Everyone. No, everything is purple.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> The one over there writing. With a beard. And a cape.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, I see him. What about him?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why don’t we use what he’s writing?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> It’ll be kinda tricky… Bob Ross is deaf, he can’t read for his life.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Just use sign language, I gue- wait, you’re an idiot, this should work. Just go talk with him about it, okay?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*John Lennon walks over to Donatello while Raphael grabs the dirty clothes from Wallace and throws them to Ross, as the rest of the team argues.*

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Team Gangsters

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mario and Gorgo frantically toss eggs up behind Mr. T while he talks into a large moving camera, controlled by Lady Gaga.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Buy now, and get a springin’ new deal! Remember, don’t be a fool, use the cheese so cool!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T squirts some of the cheese into his mouth and smiles, swallowing it while giving the camera a thumbs off. As soon as Gaga says they’re done shooting, he vomits it back up and pulls off the costume.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mario: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Now we’s gotta edit-a the footage, right?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I can do that, no problem.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m starting to worry, half of our team is gone. Should we go look for them?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mario: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I-a guess. Mr. T, you wanna go?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Nah, I’ll… stay here with Gaga.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gorgo: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Suit yourself, lover boy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mario and Gorgo venture off to look for the rest of their team as Gaga and Mr. T edit the footage.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Can I be honest with you?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah.. you can tell me anything…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Fangirl squeals*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yes, Gaga?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Something’s been bothering me lately. Something concerning you… it’s a bit embarrassing, if I’m honest.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yes?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, I’m not exactly sure how to say this…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> It doesn’t matter to me… just lay it on me. I’ll listen to whatever you say.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T’s hands are together in a prayer fashion as he looks up to the sky and cries tears of joy.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Do you… are you and Monroe dating?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T begins to cry hysterically.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> No…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aww! You two would be <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">cute <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> together!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You mean it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah! I can see it now… you on the beach, her lying down in your lap… holding hands…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> That’s… flattering, I guess…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Making out passionately…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Uh…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> While your kids frolic in the water… all thirteen…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You’re kinda killing the moment here…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> What moment? <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Gasp* <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Are you thinking of her? Awwww!~

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well… when you say it that way…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, ain’t this lovely! She pictures me having <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">children <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> with my <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">enemy <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">! <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*sobbing* <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">What caused her to get this image in her head?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> And then their lips touch… and they look to the stars… awwww…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T walks towards the woods slowly, droning out Lady Gaga, watching the sunset, as he suddenly sees something scoot in from the distance, screaming.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> HEEEELP! THE RAT MAN TIED ME UP!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> What?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T runs over to Al Capone, who is muddied and bloodied with scratches from iguanas. After Mr. T finishes untying him, Capone stumbles semi-consciously to a tree behind him and lies down.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Man, we’ve been looking for you! Where the FUCK have you been?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Blackbeard caught me and lectured me about some killer in the woods and iguanas! I think they heard him to, cause a couple ‘em came after my ass!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Wait… our team is out in the woods with a <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">killer <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T collapses to his knees in fright, before passing out by Capone.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Wait… Cleo’s lookin’ for me! Poor lady must be sick! This is all my fault!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Capone tries to run, but quickly crashes into a bush. Suddenly noticing, Gaga gets nervous.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ooh boy…

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mario is a Big Fat

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to the MIABF crew, where Joan of Arc is arguing with Hillary Clinton while the rest of the team throws random agreements or disagreements in whenever. Donatello, Lennon, and Ross are busy filming, but no one notices due to the chaos. Raphael quietly stands by the stage, zoned out.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> We could be doing something <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;"> other <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> than making up some halved up “we tried!” scandal! For someone who dreams of being president, you’re not very brave!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You tell her… Joan!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> YEAH!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, excuse <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">me <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> for being appointed leader here! This is what I know best! Besides how lovely Bill is at saxophone…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> She… does have a point. Bill is… a great saxophonist.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Peach: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Come on, guys, no need to fight!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah! We need to do as the pretty girl says!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Peach: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I didn’t know you liked Joan…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Guys, Joan is right! We need ter save our asses instead of be at each others!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I hate to be the devil’s advocate, but Billy Mays just announced through all your shit we have ten minutes left.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> TEN MINUTES, YOU LOUSY SACKS OF NOTHING!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The people arguing panic and frantically run around as Raphael checks over on Lennon, who gives him a chill thumbs up. Nervously, Raphael slumps down and puts his face in his hands.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> WE’RE DOOMED!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’ll just go admit defeat now, and we’ll vote someone off!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, ye bet yer crusty arse we fuckin’ will!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I hope you’re glad with going home, Hillary!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Peach: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Come on, be nice… this whole thing is kinda making me nervous...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Peach begins to hyperventilate, and grabs for Joan’s hand.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Captain Kirk: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I know I’m voting for Hillary… off! Who’s with… me!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> HOORAH!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bob Ross: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why are we yelling? I LOVE IT!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hillary, I thought you were smart. Why can’t you try and be smart <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">here <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> This takes group effort, and with all our less than average intelligent members, one of who is NAKED, we were doomed from the start!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Peach begins to sob on Joan’s chest, and Joan comforts her by rubbing her back while arguing with Hillary. Luigi reaches out to poke Peach, but Joan slaps his hand away while still looking at Hillary.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> If ye stay after this somehow, Hillary, I ain’t lettin’ this little shite accident here slide. Ye let <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">us <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> down, and lettin’ down a Scott is gonna bite ye in the ass, lassie. Don’t ye fuckin’ ferget it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Come on, Peach, let’s go sit over here, while Hillary tries to Grassroot her way out of letting down <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">another <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> team.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Joan takes Peach over to a patch of woods by a river, hoping to calm her down.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">William Wallace: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Let’s go, Spock.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*William Wallace walks over to the woods as well, Kirk reaching to correct him, but giving up and joining him in walking away. Hillary’s expression goes to mad, but quickly changes to sorrow, and she sits down.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> They’re right… I <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">can’t <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> talk my way out of this. I owe it to my team. <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You bet you do. Start off by jumping into Edison’s shark tank, you ass.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Your behavior isn’t helping, mister.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Soooorry <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">, mother.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Billy Mays loudly in all caps announces the time being up. Team Mario is a Big Fat looks nervous as they walk over, save for Lennon and Ross, who are highly confident, and Donatello and Raphael, who’re nervous. Lady Gaga walks over by herself, nervous. She looks over at the other group, scared.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Confessional) <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I never have told anyone, but… I hate being alone. Especially as the only one on my side. It scares me. I don’t see this ending well…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The two “teams” surround Billy Mays and Lloyd, who look somewhat confused.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Gaga… where is your team?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Heh…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> ALRIGHT, YOU PATHETIC MEDIA PAWNS DESTINED FOR FAILURE, LET’S EVALUATE THESE SHITTY FILMS YOU HOPE WILL SAVE YOUR ASS AND SEE WHO GETS SENT HOME EARLY AND DOESN’T HAVE TO SUFFER THIS TORTURE MUCH LONGER.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Alright, first… Mario is a Big Fat…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*All but Lennon, Ross, Raphael, and Donatello look over at Hillary, Peach half-looking as she cries on Joan.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You see… I made a huge mistake. Instead of helping my team write a script, I decided to stick it upon them, when, in reality, not to sound self-centered, they need me-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yo, we got some Ron Jeremy level porn for your virgin fuckin’ eyes to masturbate to.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> PORN REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS MENTALLY SCARRED BY MY PARENTS-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> ALRIGHT! Let’s watch this… and hopefully not need therapy later.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd puts in a VHS tape for a television, and he and Billy Mays turn around to watch. The camera cuts to the commercial. Bob Ross wearing dirty clothes, rubbing paint on his face.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon (narrating): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Do you ever look like a fucking loser?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bob Ross looks over to the camera, insulted.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon (narrating): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well then, try this shit on your little child dicks, you whores.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*A giant can of Oxi-clean flashes onto screen, with the name swirling around it.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon (narrating): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> This shit cleans up anything… from mud…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bob Ross dumps a bunch of Oxi-Clean onto his shirt, then twitches from the cold air hitting his wet chest.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon (narrating): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> To paint…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bob Ross splashes a bucket of it on his face, then begins to scream. It’s quickly cut mute.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon (narrating): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> ...to children’s blood.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bob Ross looks at the camera confused, then shrugs, with the words “There is none” can be heard. Bob Ross then rubs his eyes before screaming again, which is again muted.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon (narrating): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Buy now and…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bob Ross falls over in agony, and the camera cuts off as Donatello and Lennon’s voices can be heard rushing to him. Mays and Lloyd then turn around to Lennon and his group, most of whom are scared. Wallace throws his hands up in the air in confused anger.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> WELL THERE GOES MY ERECTION. ALRIGHT, NEXT.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Everyone looks at Gaga, who shakes nervously.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Here…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lady Gaga quickly hands Mays the tape as he puts it in, the camera once again cutting to the commercial. Mr. T in the bunny costume, with some mediocre hills in the background. He’s holding the spray can of cheese, and turns towards the camera in a second.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> DO Y’ALL SUCKAS WANNA EAT SOME CHEESE?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Obviously fake, edited in children’s voices cheering “Yeah!” play in the audio.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> THEN YOU NEED EASTER BUNNY’S SPRING SPRAY!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Big words repeating the aforementioned title slam in loudly in front of Mr. T’s face.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> BUT WAIT, SUCKA! You ain’t got the hunger for no stinkin’ fool cheese? WELL, DON’T WORRY YO SWEET ASS NONE, SISTA. Cause this shit ain’t no plain ordinary cheese!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The words “NOT ORDINARY CHEESE” slam on the screen in a similar fashion to the title.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> We got the most delicious motherfuckin’ cheese on this motherfuckin’ planet!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Mr. T sprays some in his mouth, then rubs his stomach, going “Mmm mmm mm!”*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don’t believe me? Let’s see how my CHILDREN like it!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Giant eggs begin hopping up and down, saying random words like “more!”, “yay!”, and “yummy!”. One of them, however, makes a slightly more non-human “Momma” vocal, but is tuned down more for unknown reasons.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mr. T: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Buy now, and get a springin’ new deal! Remember, don’t be a fool, use the cheese so cool!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The screen cuts off, once again returning to Mays and Lloyd. Mays looks pleased, and Lloyd confused.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> OH GOD THAT MAKES ME SO FUCKING HARD.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">John Lennon: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> That was atrocious! That rabbit costume looks horrid, and those eggs! I think one of them hatched! About time, too!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> So, Gaga, where is the rest of your team?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Because…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd and Mays whisper to each other, Mays’ whispering being loud “WHISPERWHISPERWHISPER”s.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Because you guys just won yourselves a safe night!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Woohoo…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lady Gaga looks worried at the ground as team Mario is a Big Fat moan and complain amongst each other. Raphael walks over to Lady Gaga.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Gaga, where <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">is <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> your team?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, the majority <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">may <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> or <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">may not <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> be dead… heh… <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*sigh*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Holy shit… want me to help find them?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lady Gaga: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> You mean it?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Sure…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Everyone on team Mario Is A Big Fat, come to the elimination!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> After this…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lady Gaga watches nervously as Raphael walks away with the rest of his team. Billy Mays walks over to her and puts his hand on her shoulder.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> DON’T WORRY, I LOST ALL MY SIBLINGS IN A TRAGIC FIRE WHEN I WAS 13. THE PLACE SMELLED LIKE MCDONALD’S FOR A WEEK.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lady Gaga slowly steps away from Billy Mays.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Billy Mays: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> THAT’S THE EXACT SAME REACTION THEY HAD TOO. ONLY THEY WERE DEAD.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to the elimination ceremony. Peach is snuggled up with Joan of Arc, Luigi is inching closer, Hillary is off on a distant stump looking down at the ground disappointed, Wallace whistling innocently, Kirk half asleep, John Lennon  rubbing his face, Bob Ross painting turtles, and Raphael trying to get Donatello’s attention, but being neglected. Bieber is evil-eyeing Hillary by the podium.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, so… this is interesting. You guys argued a bunch, and I think we all know who is going home…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Justin Bieber: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why am I up here? Immunity, money… lapdance…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Close. Hillary, catch!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd throws Hillary a medallion, with the word “IMMUNITY” branded into it.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Instead of lasting a set amount of times, this special baby right here can save your ass two eliminations if you feel you’re about to get the boot. And since you got it today, count this as a special third immunity.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Everyone looks slightly offended at Lloyd, except Peach, who is sound asleep on Joan’s chest.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> As for the eliminated…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd looks around at everyone, making them nervous. Luigi hides behind his stump and Lennon flips him off.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Bye.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd smacks the back of Bieber’s dolley, startling then upsetting him. Macho Man walks up and wheels Bieber away while he wails like a little child.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Let’s be honest, his ass wouldn’t last that long. And now you guys are down one less annoying brat!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Everyone looks around nervously at each other.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, I gotta go watch some football, see ya.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">There’s no hot tub by the way. We lied.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Everyone begins to leave, Joan picking up Peach in her arms and carrying her. Hillary walks up to Joan and begins to speak.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hillary Clinton: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I’m sorry about the… immature slander I had earlier. It was unprofessional.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, I guess. I’m more sad about the hot tub… that would’ve been a nice thing to have by the house. We could relax and just forget everything.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Raphael slows down to walk with Joan of Arc.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey… wanna help me help Gaga find her friends?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Joan looks down at the sleeping Peach.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Let me put her to bed first, then why not.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Luigi stalks Joan of Arc, whispering to himself.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi (whispers): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> I am going to touch the booty… the lovely Peach booty… and Mario will be-a jealous… because…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Luigi falls to his knees and leans back, thrusting his hands into the air rockstar style.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luigi: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> IMMA WIN!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to the elimination dock, with Lloyd, Bill, and Ted, who are mopping.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, today was interesting. We got two “radical dudes” hired.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bill S. Preston: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> This mop is <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">totally <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> rockin’, dude! <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Air guitar noises*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> With more help, the next, mega challenge will be a breeze. For me and Peter, that is. Because the competitors are being put to the test with…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd pauses for dramatic effect.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Writing their VERY OWN RAP BATTLES!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Bill and Ted gasp, then laugh with surprise while mopping more.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> And we have some very special friends coming to help…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*A helicopter can be heard overhead, slowly getting closer.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ted Logan: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Dude…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Michael Bay (from above): <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> GOT ANY PARKING FOR A GOD DAMN HELICOPTER?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*A boat pulls up on the dock. Steven Spielberg, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, and Stanley Kubrick step off.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Stanley Kubrick: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> My… this place looked better in the brochures.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Quentin Tarantino: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> There were no brochure, dumbass.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Will Mario is a Big Fat pull it together? Will Gaga find the rest of her team? Who is loose on the island? Will you two cut it out?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Lloyd looks behind him at Bill and Ted, who got caught up in mop jousting. The two look disappointed in each other, then get back to cleaning.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EpicLLOYD: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> On a mega four part challenge here on… Total… Drama… ERB!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Michael Bay: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*The camera cuts to Cleopatra, sleeping sprawled out on the lakeside dock, an iguana scampering by her. Two shadows form over her.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Cleo… wake up…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Huh?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> She’s alive still…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Ungh… where… am I?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Cleopatra yawns somewhat seductively, then looks around. It’s somewhat pitch dark, save for Raphael and Joan’s flashlight.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Raphael: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Something about this place bugs me. Come on, Capone is waiting for you.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Cleopatra gets up, and looks around, but her desire for Capone changes when she notices bloody footprints on the dock behind her.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Umm…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well, we haven’t found Monroe… everyone else has been identified… Raphael?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Joan looks over to her side to see Raphael gone.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joan of Arc: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh, what a shithead. Abandoning us all alone in the dark… wimp.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">???: <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh, he didn’t leave, baby. <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">*Joan and Cleopatra look to the side and see… the camera cuts off.*

Teams
<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Team Gangsters: Al Capone, Cleopatra,  Doctor Who, Gorgo, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Monroe,  <strike style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">Kanye West , Mario, Mr. T, Rick Grimes, Sarah Palin, <strike style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">Skrillex.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Team Mario is a Big Fat: Bob Ross, Captain Kirk, Donatello, Hillary Clinton, Joan of Arc, John Lennon,  Justin Bieber , Luigi, <strike style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">Miley Cyrus, Princess Peach, Raphael, William Wallace.