Talk:Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood/@comment-74.111.127.147-20121118080319

Why do so many people request a Freddy vs. Jason rap? Just how do they see that going?

Begin!

Jason: ...

Uh, begin!

Jason: ...

For the last time, BEGIN!

Freddy:

Alright, fine.

My B movie friend's still pretty quiet this fall

So I'll go ahead and silence him once and for all!

I've got five good reasons on my right why you're screwed

Against a guy who can do more than stick potheads going nude.

Learn to swim. All I have to do is drop you in a well

Even your own damn sequel told you to go to Hell

You ripped off Micheal Myers, but you're scary as little Mikey

In your dreams you'd beat me. Oh wait, that's even less likely!

-Jason decides to slash Freddy, who kicks him into a wall.

Freddy: You broke the rules chief. No rap, no chance of survival.

-Freddy winds up to slash Jason when a hand attached to a blue-sleeved arm catches his.

"Don't you dare touch my son."

Pamela:

Step back Krueger, now the tables have turned

Again you've made a parent angry, and again you will get burned!

I think you're harmless, just a man with his fingers full of slivers

But my boy says KILL HIM MOMMY and boy do I deliver!

You should take his example. Like Darth Vader in space

A mask evokes more fear than your burnt-ass face

You're no monster, you're a creeper after kids in bed

Here, I'll lend you my sweater. Red and green is dead!

I stick up for my boy. You're mother got you killed twice

And then your daughter stepped up put your head on ice!

There's no one on earth who doesn't want your ass beat!

Yours will be the only nightmare tonight on Elm Street

Freddy:

That all you got Pamela? You need to throw a fit

You lost your own damn series to this little shit!

See, I don't get sentimental. I seal everyone's doom

So you two fucks keep crying on each other's tomb!

This is my world bitch, and all is not as it seems

You're in my nightmare, welcome to it, and hey! Sweet dreams.