User blog:Gliscor Fan/Rap Battles of Gliscors Universe 8: Walt Disney vs Hayao Miyazaki

It's been 5 days since my last battle, and 5 days is normally the length it takes to update this.

So, this time I did something based on the director battle while, unlike Tommy Wiseau vs Friedberg & Seltzer, I used people everyone actually knows, and based the royale storyline off ERB's director battle. I'll go over each contestant just because. The main two are Hayao Miyazaki and Walt tho.

Contestants
Nice Peter as Walt Disney

KRNFX as Hayao Miyazaki (Body)

Lloyd as Hayao Miyazaki (Voice)

Anna Akana as the White Witch from Ni No Kuni (Cameo)

??? as Pendleton Ward

Rhett as William Hanna

Link as Joseph Barbera

Nice Peter as Saban Brands

Locations
Disneyland Castle - Walt Disney

Sento from Spirited Away - Hayao Miyazaki

The Land of OOO - Pendleton Ward

Bedrock - Hanna-Barbera

Trading Card Game Battlefield from Yu-Gi-Oh! - Saban Brands

Intro
RAP BATTLES OF GLISCORS UNIVERSEEEE

WALT DISNEY

VERSUS

HAYAO MIYAZAKI

BEGIN

Walt Disney
Welcome to the room, the secret world of Disney

Where Tinkerbell flies around dubbing thee not worthy

If it was up to me, I’d give your license to 4kidz entertainment

Since Walt’s coming in, expecting his next big payment!

I come from up on poppy hill, rhyming against this little mermaid

While he takes what he can get, but doesn’t call his movies anime!

It’s hard for this neighbor to end up retiring a lot

While walt makes the Laugh-O-Gram go off the charts

The Wind Rises up from beneath my Park, Sir

Even when Frozen beat out Miyazaki for the oscar!

Hayao Miyazaki
I’m building Castles in the sky, Causing Disney to strive

To become a better director as long as he’s alive

I do not support the anti-semitist message you give

4kidz would dub my movies better than your company did!

I make Fantasia movies of fictional realms

You will cry when I take my directing prowess to your helm

My movies are not anime, they are their own pieces of art!

Call me Ni No Kuni, I’ll tear this Walt Witch apart!(White Witch Cameo, White Witch tries tackling Walt Disney)

I’ll not stop spitting rhymes until you start writing Hiragana in Cursive

My present is a fist from Kiki’s Delivery Service!

You might own my company, but I’m as Remarkable as Stan Lee!

Why don't you base your movies off cartoons that nobody wants to see!

Pendleton Ward
Well, this is random. A Bunch of Cartoon directors in a room

Looks like it’s Adventure Time for Pendleton, time to give them the boot

I have to go ahead and start with my initial thoughts

But considering the competition I won’t have to say a whole lot

Now look, Walt, I know you inspired millions of people

But you can’t just go around being the Bravest Warrior in the stable

Your marvelous misadventures are the ones that drove you to fame

But look at your recent movies, they’re taking a dump on your name

Let me list off the shit talk you and the new company is doing

You bought Marvel and Lucas Arts, but you should focus on making better movies!

And you, Miyazaki, Graveyard of Fireflies man

You need to get your movies more well known outside of Japan

I hope to god that you and walts movies someday become forgotten and deceased

I’ve had more fun watching the 4kids dub of One Piece!

Someday your movies will only be known for classic animation

But for once, why don’t you have your son build his own damn foundation!

Hanna-Barbera
Did somebody say… their own foundation?

Hello Walt! Welcome to the Hanna-Barbera Show!

Ru-Roh! Looks like we got some cartoon-y goodness stuck in Disney’s throat

I say, we rock these directors harder than the flintstones

I can say these raps are too fishy like something straight out of Ponyo

How about we hop over the Garden Wall? What a splendid idea, Bro!!

We can give disney a lawsuit like how 4kidz lost Yu-Gi-Oh!

Saban Brands
God damn it, It looks like I actually have to drop by

I’ve climbed the ladder of money higher than any of you nerdy guys!

I’ve dubbed Power Rangers, and Created Toonzai!

I didn’t drop out after the Lawsuit, but Dan Green is still the perfect guy!

I’m a Kamen Rider upon this train of geniuses

Walt, Miyazaki, Pendleton, and Hanna-Babera can all kiss my ass, Bitches!

I rhyme Right Back At Ya with more skill than a Jetson

Saban is going out faster than Miyazaki’s Retirement

My dubs are the best, I’ll so Disney who gives Hakuna-Matata

I’ve already served all of you like Viva Pinataaaaaaaaaaa!

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EEEEEPIIIIIICCCCC

RAAAAAAAAAAP

BATTTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEEES

OF GLISCORS UNIVERSEEEEEE!

Who Won? Walt Disney Hayao Miyazaki Pendleton Ward Hanna-Barbera Saban Brands