Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock



Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock will be the fifty-first installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 4. It will feature science fiction and action film director Steven Spielberg, facing against suspense and horror film director Alfred Hitchcock. It will be released on December 15, 2014.

Cast
Nice Peter as Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay

EpicLLOYD as Alfred Hitchcock

??? as Quentin Tarantino

??? as Stanley Kubrick

Steven Spielberg:
Picture a child sitting next to a projector

Learning from your films to become a much better director

Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine

Who can blockbust all over your crop duster seeds

Try to deal with me Alfred, you must be Psycho

I'll bring back Jaws to take a bite of your lifeboat,

I'm always so on the top of my game, I get the vertigo

My jets in the terminal, waiting for me to murder ya

I rocked the Academy and the DGA

You rock as many Oscars as they slap Michael Bay

Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and souffle

Check the trade, speed me in to my next big play

I produce cartoons and make games for all ages

You produce Jimmy Stewart making one or two faces

Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious

Now kiss my full moon and bask in my greatness!

Alfred Hitchcock:
That was a close encounter of the turd kind

But there won't be a pretty ending this time

Half your billions should go to John Williams

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

I'm the master, of suspense, so intense

No defense against Hitchcock once he presents

My score's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance

You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers

Come on, fish puppets and Muppets to start our fears up

I squeezed screams out of chocolate syrup

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a camera

Damage ??? and haunt you like the last Indiana

Quentin Tarantino:
Cut! Get me a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all

Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialogue

There's only one movie I know you from

And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stub my toe in one

You tried to fight in World War One but couldn't do that

The British Army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat

Look it up, it's a true fact, Wikipedia that

Now allow me to attack Steven the hack

You're the War of the Worlds of failures when I label you

You look like some sell-out bullshit Michael Bay would do

Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"

No one's gonna say "What's his name from Jurassic Park?"

Scripts that I write ain't the, cleanest (fuck!)

When I grip mics I'm the, meanest (dick!)

Quentin Tarantino is a, genius

A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis

Stanley Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it

'Less you're talking about the Kubrick then there's really nothing to it

Every thing I do is visionary, every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it

Do another take and get it right, 127 times

I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the boss! ??? ?violet? right

Like Clockwork, Make you all hurt, Beat Spielberg, the Color Purple!

AI is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles!

Michael Bay:
That's enough!

I've heard crap from all of you!

When I come down there and show you what a real star can do!

I ?swore blow? with a telephone, oh!

Tell brock heimer I work solo

There's one thing I learned, bitch,

This game is 'bout mother fucking money!

I make that dolla, yo, mother fucking money!

Even ??? Mark Wahlberg makes some mother fucking money!

??? I got milk money

Rose to the rock, now I got that socks made of Silk Money

I ain't got that Guilt money, I don't give a fuck

Take my checks to the bank, and I ??? with my nuts

I give the people what they love, all the critics say I'm evil

Got no time to refuse while I'm working on the sequel!

A gift from above, with the eyes of an eagle!

When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal!

General

 * This is the second battle-royale in the series, after Rasputin vs Stalin.
 * This is the first episode of Season 4 in which Nice Peter physically portrays a solo title rapper.
 * The last time he acted solo was as George Washington in George Washington vs William Wallace.
 * This is the second battle to feature film directors, the first being Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood.
 * This is the first battle to feature any individual known primarily for being a film director.
 * This is the longest battle to date at 3:47 beating Rasputin vs Stalin at 3:38 seconds.
 * You can hear the tricycle from Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" during Quentin Tarantino's verse.