User blog:Wunderwaffe 42/Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper. Epic Rap Battles of Science.

Hello there. I have attempted to create my first (and possibly last) rap battle, just for fun of course. However, feel free to comment. Please note that some of the longer lines in this battle represent fast rapping.

In this battle, the father of classical mechanics, Isaac Newton, battles the Big Bang Theory character, Sheldon Cooper.

Locations:
 * Sir Isaac Newton – An apple tree garden at night
 * Sheldon Cooper – His apartment, with a couch on the background

The Battle
Beat (Newton starts around 0:13)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCIENCE!

SHELDON COOPER!!

VS!!!

ISAAC NEWTON!!

BEGIN!!!

Isaac Newton:

It is I, Isaac! Master of calculus and physics!

What are you known for, Shelly? Speaking Klingon and neurosis?

Modern scientific method, set in motion by this naturalist,

And he's gonna crush this T-shirt geek who cannot picture reality

You haunt people for a seat on the couch? Ever heard of dignity?

Leave science for real gentlemen and learn principles of irony

Cause the force of my dopest hot dense raps will accelerate your ass,

To the state of a quantum vacuum like the mind of a Stargate fan!

Sheldon Cooper:

Scissors cuts paper and the paper covers rock

So does Sheldon beat Isaac cause his theories are flops

I'll Big Bang bring this lonely virgin back to his grave

I'm the perfect human being, not even Leibniz is your friend

(fast) It took an apple on the head to write craziness, 'bout the absolute space-time universe,

(fast) you predicted the end with no quantum random, leave Bible and read some Star Trek fandom!

The apocalypse of rap begins now, and it'll only be for you

No need to wait for four hundred years, you ignorant fool!

Isaac Newton:

Like an optical prism, my raps will disperse your existance

Hell, roleplay sex with Amy, now that is relationship with distance

My equations live through time, your string crap will lead nowhere

You're just a mental-social disaster whose work isn't worth a Penny!

Sheldon Cooper:

Hey, people like my roleplay cosplays, The Flash is quick and red

And you shouldn't talk 'bout fashion with dead raccoon on your head

(fast) Matter won't make gold like my TV show, and this battle's gonna end, so listen now,

(fast) Your laws are too old and everybody knows, just stay in Westminster, and try lie low!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCIENCE!!

Poll
Who Won? Sir Isaac Newton Sheldon Cooper