User blog:TCalderon/Tohru vs Senko-San - Waifu Rap Battle Tournament (Round One)

Welcome to the very first battle of the fabled Waifu Tournament! This is the first Rap Battle Tournament I'm working on, and my first collaborative project on this wiki (sans the times I've written for two of JK's battles) as three guest writers have also joined in on this! But more on that when those battles are finished. For now, this matchup is the only battle in Round One to be written entirely by me (and possibly the only one in the whole tournament to be written by me, depending on how things go).

It's funny because I was was gonna write this matchup anyway after JK first suggested it to me a long-ass time ago. But, this tourney idea happened, I knew I wanted to have Tohru in it, and Agentluke0322 suggest Senko, so... things work out!

Tohru, the Dragon Maid, vs Senko, the Helpful Fox! These two battle it out to see which mythical servant from another world is truly superior!

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RAP BATTLE!!!!!!

SENKO-SAN

VS

TOHRU!

BEGIN!!!

Senko-San: 

When looking at our tiers, what is a beast to a goddess?

‘Bout to show you which mythical servant is indeed the hottest!

You’re of the Chaos Faction, whereas I keep it simple

'''I’m wholesome and cute! You’re a virgin’s sex symbol!'''

As far as I can see, your whole show’s an infestation!

Baiting lolicons, and supporting child molestation?!

I’ll beat you to your heart’s content, unless you take this offer;

Just do us all a favor and head back home with your father!

Tohru:

'''Finishing your verse with those weak disses? Gee, your slacking,'''

When your series is a furry sex scandal waiting to happen!

And beyond that, your implications are nothing short of a mess,

Being your human’s wife and mother like he’s into incest!

Not one to be merciful, so I guess you oughta know

'''I’m a female Godzilla! You’re a lesser Naruto'''

There’s no way that this humanoid Pokemon can stop me,

You’ll leave Nakano once he’s happy while I always love my Kobayashi!

Senko-San:

'''You think your master loves you? You must be feeling loopy!'''

How could she ever love a monster who tried to give her a roofie?!

You’re a trigger-happy stalker, whereas I’m petite and elegant

Koba would be better off feeding Elma her sweets, you degenerate!

You feel at being a maid like you failed at being a magician

At least when I cook dinner, I don’t burn down my kitchen!

You try to be Koba’s lover and in every way you fail

I suggest you give it up; at least MY master likes my tail!

Tohru:

I’ll bite that tail right off if you keep up being moronic!

Better yet, grab an extra one, and hightail it back to Sonic!

You WOULD prefer Elma; you’re both boring and clueless

You wouldn’t harm a fly, whereas I am downright ruthless!

Your series is bland and boring that it drives me to impatience!

End you quickly, so we don’t further drag-on this confrontation!

We may have a lot in common, but we’re far from being the same

'''So, what does the fox say? She’ll be squealing in pain! (HA!)'''

WHO WON?!

WHO ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND?

YOU DECIDE!

Who shall advance to the next round? Tohru Senko