Talk:Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2/@comment-26966462-20170504110640/@comment-29210968-20170504173008

This isn't mine but it's pretty decent I guess.

A guy walks into a bar and reads a sign:

Cheese sandwich:$1.50

Chicken sandwich:$2.50

handjobs:$10.00

He checks his wallet and beckons for the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one giving the handjobs" the guy says.

"Yes" she purs "I sure am"

"Well wash your fucking hands, I want a chicken sandwich"