User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Hall & Oates vs. The Blues Brothers

Beat: This song

Blues Brothers
{ } - Elwood

[ ] - Jake

- Both

Hall & Oates
{ } - Hall

[ ] - Oates

- Both

Intro:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MISERY!

Hall & Oates!

VERSUS!

The Blues Brothers!

BEGIN!

Blues Bros.
{We're the King Bees, the pioneers of Jazz,}

[Is there anything these guys are more pointless as?]

{Not Justin Bieber, not Charlie Chaplin.}

[Stay on task, Elwood!] {Oh! Back to the rappin')

{How do you make lists if you don't sound good at all?}

[You can learn real music,] (Just ask our own Hall!) -'Too Big' Hall - "Hello!"

{Don't step in here with your rock'n roll crap,}

[Just stay Out of Touch, and that's...] (A wrap!)

Hall & Oates
{You guys make it seem like a One on One,}

[Let us show you how we do it, then we'll be done.]

{I'm a Maneater, you better watch my gun.}

[Sorry to tell you guys, but we've already won.]

{These foes make me feel so alive!}

['Cause half your cast is already dead.]

{You started on Saturday Night Live?}

[What we have to say is Better Unsaid...]

To be Continued!