User blog comment:Bobdave/JPhil2.0 vs Bobdave - ERB Wiki Rap Tourney Round 3/@comment-5754396-20140920064343

OK, this is my (unpublished) first verse against Bobdave. Enjoy.

Just like chatkill, beating this dude Jude will be a cinch

I Rap Like a Mockingbird, but I shoot this dog like a Finch

Math class is where I subtract and divide you with a dagger

No one Would Bang your Battles, but you're just mash without bangers!

Like the real Icarus, let me melt this Kid's wings until he falls

If rap skill equalled ugliness, you would win this tourney by default

Excessive rhymes in one sentence don't always equal luck

You're like your French cousins, because you're as nutritious as fuck