Jim Henson vs Stan Lee/Rap Meanings

Stan Lee:

Greetings Heroes, Stan Lee's here to battle.

It's the mind behind the hulk, against the geek beneath the Fraggle.

I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man, with a secret idenity as a super MC.

Who's raps are as dark as my shades,

Leave you squealing like MEMEMEMEME.

You're in trouble now Jimmy, you dirty old hippy.

Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy.

Heck that face on your neck ain't sexy.

You're one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis.

Step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked.

Your muppet Snuffleapagus  stuff is bupkis.

I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code.

So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road.