User blog:JaphethMario/Bart Simpson vs Gumball Watterson. Japheth's Fictional Rap Bttles



You know, Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin would be a good hint for this battle. I mean, Ash Ketchum is a popular media icon that never groes up, like Bart Simpson and Gumball has a brother named Darwin. I knew I should be a bit more clever with hints.

 So anyways, I made a Simpsons battle that doesn’t feature Homer. I could use him, but not on Homer vs Peter. Probably I’ll if I’m gonna use a Family Guy representative/s, I think I would go with Stewie and Brian, they could have a lot of material to work it. And plus originality. Also fun fact, I barely watched amy episodes of the Simpsons despite its popularity and culture phenomena, so sorry







Welcome to another installment of Japheth Fictional Rap Battles. It features tritogonist of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson against the main character of The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball Watterson to see which trouble-maker sons of wacky family is superior at both rapping and family member



LOCATION:
Bart Simpson - Springfield Elementary School, Krusty the Clown stage

Gumball Watterson - Elmore School, The Void, Treehouse



CAMEOS
Bart Simpson -Milhouse, Nelson, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Skinner, Sideshow Bob

Gumball Watterson - Darwin, Nicole, Richard, Anais, Mr. Robinsons, Penny, Rob





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<h2 class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;">BATTLE

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;"> (Note: Bart Simpson is in Yellow, Gumball Watterson is in <span style="line-height:130%;color:rgb(0,176,240);">light blue , Nelson is in <span style="line-height:130%;color:rgb(214,0,147);">Dark Pink , Homer Simpson is in White, Nicole Watterson is in <span style="line-height:130%;color:rgb(0,112,192);">Blue, and Rob is in <span style="line-height:130%;color:rgb(178,178,178);">grey )

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Bart Simpson Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">I’m Bart, the Simpson, and who the hell is this cat inbreed?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Now, let me be the second Jojo, who’ll tear down your family

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Even before this battle begins, we all know the OG is the winner

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Tho, you and Darwin can join to my party, we’re eating short-lived fish for dinner

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">I’m a prankster with an attitude, that even school bullies show me respect

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">You’re a “don’t talk to me or my son“ meme, looking like an Fairy Tail reject <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#D60093">(Ha! Ha!)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Hearing voices in your head, schizophrenic must of sucked

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">I mean, just mentioning Zach (Zach!) you turned into a ego maniac

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Stalking on Robinson’s shelter, because Gumball here is the real Gaylord

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">But like any annoying spongey creep, he’ll rather married his neighbor than his girl

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">For the eldest child in the house, you’re the most immature between the three

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Why don’t you go back to your baby crib, and let Anais do the rapping against me

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">I ’m influential, created cartoon history, I made what you are

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">A series that‘s even more of a bootleg, than (ek!) Miracle Star (oh!)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Your parents, your sister, your whole show, your Amazing World just rip it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Just keep your titles to “The”, because the Simpsons already did it

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Gumball Watterson Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Calling me a Copycat, well isn’t that rich, Bart!?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Your ideas were already set in the Stone Age, stealing from Grand Dad’s rich art

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Wanna talk bout looks and identity? Spiky hairdo with a woman dub?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Go use a paper bag to hide that face, oh wait you’re already are one

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">If we bring our families on a fight, they got nothing on the Watterson,

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Just leave one scratch on me, and you’ll receive phone call coming from my mom <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">(I will find you)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">You’re a cow man, bratty Bart, milking your series ‘til you can‘t think something new

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">The only legacy you left in cartoon history, is making jaundice look cool

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Here’s the truth behind that clown’s makeup, that will lead your heart feel disgraced

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">When every time you hurt your dad, you’re beating your idol to the face

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">I’ll erase your existence like a chalkboard, and that’s gonna be your fate

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Just one drop of liquor in the womb, and you’re born as a mistake

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Bart Simpson Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">I won’t be insulted by a pussy, who’s romantic relationship is Penny dreadful

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">When you love something, let it go, cause she’s allergic to your penny dread balls (jealous much?)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Man, let’s just keep this straight here, swallowing gay jokes is the only thing you‘d ingest

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">The only Treehouse of Horror you had, is your bro insisting in incest (Ay Caramba! )

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">What does the FOX says is give back Ahri her whiskers and that wide hips bump

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Plus, your rhymes are as poor as that sweater; did your dad get those from the dump?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">And as your family matter goes, who’ll betray themselves and ruin the life of others

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">It’s not called development, when your personalities got more changes than Ned Flanders,

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Gumball Watterson Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">It seems that Bart Simpson wasn’t the only thing that’s B.S.

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">A royal Kingdom versus the fat States, we all know who’s the better Dennis the Menace

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">And your love life isn’t that powerful, so no need to be too bias

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Hitting a lot of girls on your life, but never get out of the friend zone like Tobias

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Taking all your troupes you invented, and we’ll make fun of it

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">So enjoy being a kid and young, cause in your Futurama, you‘re unloved and broken

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">You seem to have Butterfingers, one slip up, now the folks want you dead, Bart , with a flip

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Boy, your rapping’s such a bummer than your game in the baseball league

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Bart Simpson Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">Just go back grieving to your family, cause this time, there won’t be a re run to fix the job

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:yellow">None of this disaster would happen if you didn’t created your own Sideshow Bob, <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#B2B2B2">It’s Ro-

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*Gumball hits Rob with a remote*

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Gumball Watterson Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">Swallow these verbal abuse, like the daddy issues deep in your throat <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">(Why you little!?)

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#00B0F0">You won’t have a rebottle to my verses, cause Bart Simpson just got choked

WHO WON? Bart Simpson Gumball Watterson

Trivia:
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 * This battle has the opposite effect on Angry Birds vs Plants. This was suppose to be a team battle of Watterson vs Simpsons, but it was complicated, and plus having just Bart vs Gumball already has material
 * Gumball Watterson, together with Darwin, was suppose to be the third parties in Finn and Jaoe vs Mordecai and Rigby

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