User blog:Redinosaur/Flowey vs Dimentio (first rap battle)

So I thought I might as well do this.

I'm pretty new to this whole article creation thing

I really want to turn this into a real battle, audio and visuals and all, but for now I guess I'll post the lyrics.

Dimentio: 

Master of Dimensions, Pleaser of Crowds

I am… Dimentio! Ready to seize the rap crown!



And so I strike this mic at this Pure Hearted fiend!

Who’s just a wee little weed crafted by a weeb!



Just a lonely flower who’ll never see the world above

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">All you do is steal hearts but you still get no LOVE!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I’ll beat you Bleck and blue, burn you to your Core,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">And when I’m through with you, there’ll be buckets of asGore

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Flowey: 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Howdy! I’m FLOWEY! Who are you again?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">A genderbent HARLEY QUINN lookin’ washed-up has-been

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">You’re just a humble servant, more ANNOYING than the DOG

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Best not pester this jester who vapes up a purple fog

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">This MAD DUMMY ain’t got nothing ‘gainst this FLOWER POWER

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Go hop on a BI-SICLE and retreat to your little tower

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Sorry DIMENTIA, but some one has to best you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Golly, I guess little old me will have to do!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">See that heart? Like your rhymes, it starts out weak

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">But you’re in a state of CHAOS to think you’d find some LV

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Well, even so, it’s shared through pellets like this one

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Move around! Get as many as this FIRE FLOWEY is spittin’

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">You idiot! In this world it’s DISS or be DISSED

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">This heretic’s a lunatic like scientific DR. APLHYS

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">‘Cuz I’m not YOUR BEST FRIEND, I’m YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I come from UNDERTALE, you come from UNDERWHERE

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I cause so many heart breaks like a teenage star

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">And like GRILLBY’S I’m owning these bars

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">So that’s it for this TU-TORIEL, it’s finally completed!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Best return home to your ol’ DIMENSION D-FEATED!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Dimentio: 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Beat me, Asriel, you must be Dreem-ing

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">You say you spit fire but I just see you as Steam-ing

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">My game is an icon, while yours will fade away in dust

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">In time ours’ll be remembered and yours will Papy-rust

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I’ll crush this cackling tacticle in Fracktails, honestly

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Your character is more reminiscent of Plants vs Zombies

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">However, you’re so two-faced I’ll instead Harvey Dent you

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I find Floro Sprouts more threatening than this bent youth

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Speaking of your tu-Toriel, it’s been done before, flower

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I’m sure GLaDOS, oh Chell show you what for

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Your game just 8-bit off so many other in the past

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">You’re Eartbounded to run out of business like Burgerpants

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Your Chara-cter is just a re-triangulated Bill Cipher

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Gravity won’t be the only thing Falling in this battle, for sure!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Now before I make you return to your World of Nothing

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I’ve got something to show ya, my true power I’ll bring

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">
 * turns into Super Dimentio*

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">My Linelands are strong, I’m beloved, while on the Flipside,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">The only thing your audience liked about you was when you died!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Looks like my time’s run out, hold this Mr. L and take a bow!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Because I’ve mirrored your defeat, and that’s all! Ciao!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Flowey: 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Hahahaha, while this Pixl was having a little pow-wow

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I took the human souls! Look what I can do now!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">
 * changes into Omega*

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">You may be Super, but I’m Omega!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I’m Determined to crush this V for Vendetta

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">While you try to get a-Head, we’re swimming in money

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">While the only paper you make is in 2d

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">I’m the GOAT, this Joker will choke on rhymes he got served!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:black">Oh please, and that’s just the Tippi the iceberg

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;line-height:14px;text-align:start;"> Title of poll Dimentio Flowey