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Pacman vs Michael Jackson is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Histttory (original name do not steal). It features pill-popping video game mascot, Pac-Man, rapping against pill-popping pop artist, Michael Jackson. It was released May 20, 2015.

Cast
Pacman as himself

Michael Jackson as himself

This cover created by Jella

Pac-Man:
It's me, the OG of Namco, reigning supreme

This schnook's a crooked crook who looks like cookies and creme

I took hold of the scene, back in the 1980s

And I'm still remaining, you're fading away in your grave, please

I'm sure you're used to getting beat and Beating it to children

But watch me chillin, bout to eat, defeat another villain

You can't best my relics or ingest as many pellets

You're jealous I eat a whole maze and still have room for melons

I eat ghosts three times your size, so you should back off

Or lean forty five more degrees and suck my pac rocks

Pac rocka, snack on ya like wakka wakka

Making fat stacks with no hands; Waka Flocka

Michael Jackson:
Yow! I'm not gonna listen to you talk

Ball of cheese, yet can't do the moonwalk

I've got shots, ah, you've got dots and fruit

Eating disorder, couldn't stop if you wanted to

I'm going golden and platinum in postmortem

While Pacman's become the poster child for boredom

Your games flop, from console to portable

Critically hated, pitiful, outdated, unaffordable

Mario Party and Kart crappy copies, but most of all

Your voice in Pac Man World 3 is the only thing more horrible (ooh!)

My game is rated highly, acclaimed by many magazines

I ruled the 80s scene, you're raging. Hey, no need to hate on me

Battling me's suicide, you're as foolish a ghoul as Clyde

You'll be losing numerous lives, because it's Thriller tonight

Pac-Man:
You're sloppy; a moonwalking zombie couldn't stop me

You skin swapped bitch, I've already copped a monopoly

I'm a icon, a mascot, relaxing with Mario

You need to catch up, but oh god, don't try cardio

Michael Jackson:
Don't need to catch up when I've risen above

Snacking on spheres for over 35 years is enough

You're even staler than Sega (heya) you're looking Bad

Just a no name Namco mascot who's a thing of the past

Michael Jackson:
The hell's with you? You think a bell is a fruit?

Poll
Who won? Pac-Man Michael Jackson

General

 * This is the first battle to have rappers.
 * This is the first battle to have a black guy
 * He is also a white guy

Production

 * It is the first battle to be made

Continuity

 * It is the first time a character appears on a cover

Errors

 * There are none this battle is perfect :)