User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Medicham vs Jackie Chan

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Introduction
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

MEDICHAM

VS

JACKIE CHAN

BEGIN

The Battle
Medicham:

Here’s an adventurous take on a Kung-Fu legend

Since Medicham will High Jump Kick the Competition

So witness the glory you couldn’t achieve in 160 different films

For half of my attacks boost in power when I hold Silk !

For my Telepathy blasts my Pure Power into new heights

While working with Bruce Lee shot your career into Nude Lights

They call you a globally iconic item, but that’s just a trick!

Your career is almost as bad as the remake of The Karate Kid

Jackie Chan:

Jackie Chan is coming Jackie-Back to kick some ass!

Against this ignorant, pink, wobbly psychopath!

I’ve got the Armour of God ! An award winning Buttkicker!

While you were literally crushed in Wheel of Frontier!

You may have Team Charm’d your way into rapping against me

But I’m Jackie fucking Chan, and my movies made History

Doctor of Social Science, and a master of touring conception

To make Medicham faint again from Food Deprivation

Mega Medicham:

You may make me faint since you know how to survive death

But I don’t think you understand the importance of whom you’re messing with

I gain an increase to attack and speed, none of which I need

To down your entire career back to your Police Story ’s misdeeds

I think you misunderstood the intentions of your own son, Jaycee

Who dropped out of college since all he could see is Sheep

But what they never see, onscreen, is a loving father with his son

Since you just took Bruce Lee and made his Personality shunned

Jackie Chan:

Here comes the Big Brawl, a game you never got in

And I’ll be rushing this hour just to prove that I win

I don’t need a fancy Karate fighting montage

To defeat a single Medicham in an evil entourage

You extensive Yoga training lacks a fundamental clause

You can’t take down a staraptor! It was a badge your leader lost!

They say you can foretell actions, but see if you can foretell this

If you want to step to me again, It’ll be another Shinjuku Incident ...

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

~Kung Fu noises are heard in the background~

RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

poll
Who won? Medicham Jackie Chan

Hint for the next battle
''Spartans! Let's start this!''