User blog comment:ERBofSmoshery/Smash Raps: Bowser vs Gru/@comment-27863968-20160229013127

Taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, all you do is babysit little bitches!

Except Bowser never succeeded in taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, and Gru succeeded in getting the moon.

You think stealing the moon is evil? I destroy whole galaxies for fun!

Right, because that worked out for you. Also, I'm fairly certain everything he did was for Peach in some convoluted way.

You think you can ever find love? Ha! Sorry but that will never be in another castle!

Right, another castle joke. That hasn't been overdone in Bowser battles, or Mario battles in general. Why does Bowser yell out "Ha!"? That's not something he really does :P.

Losing to a Mexican luchador and a cereal brand, I could make you lose everything!

A cereal brand? I don't get this line. Right, and losing to a luchador, a trained fighter, is worse than getting repeatedly killed by a random immigrant plumber.

Basically, a lot of this battle just was quite average. It wasn't BAD per se, but it wasn't very good. Gru was a lot better than Bowser was, though.