User blog:Mrsanttu99/Epic Rap Battles of Mrsanttu99 Nro. 3 - Lord Voldemort vs The Joker

This is my third battle! Battle features dark lord Lord Voldemort vs The Joker, greatest villain of Batman! Next battle comes out 22 or 23/11/13!

Beat is here!

Nice Peter - Lord Voldemort

Alex Farnham - The Joker

Michelle Glavan - Harley Quinn (cameo)

Angela Trimbur - Bellatrix Lestrange (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore - Death Eaters (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LORD VOLDEMORT!

VS!

THE JOKER!

BEGIN!

Lord Voldemort:

Oh, Look what we have here! Little happy clown!

Smiling to me, with purple gay clothes!

I'm magial man, yo! And you just still laugh!

Always beaten by Batman with screaming loud!

You have a girlfriend! Nice! Ugly Halrey's bitch!

When i grow my army, you try to grow your dick!

Can you understand? You're not funny, you suck!

Suck, like your stupid fucking makeup!

The Joker:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lordy, Voldy, man!

I am greatest comic villain! Can u understand!

I'm mad! I'm awesome! I'm like big funny joke!

You just swing your sticky wandy and spit some smoke!

You're pedophile guy, who chases little boy! Yack!

Pale, bald and oldy, Voldy! Did u hear me? Knock, knock, knock!

I have Harley Quinn, but you got Bellatrix whore!

I was little amused, but now i laugh more!

Lord Voldemort:

HEEHEEHEE! I can laugh too!

I'm real villain, Yah, you are joke! You fool!

You're just loser! That's your destiny!

Now, my Death Eaters takes care of Gotham city!

The Joker:

Oh, You pale buddy, I'm sorry but you are wrong!

You're not really good villain! HA! Just bitch of Dumbledore!

Take it easy, Lordy! No need to be furious!

Oh, Can i ask something? Voldy, Why so serious?!?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Who won? Lord Voldemort The Joker