Talk:William Shakespeare/@comment-27382513-20151226011408

Come hack my laptop! I hope you know the stakes!

I'll put a slug between your Cs and As,

Then ask what light through yonder keyboard breaks?

I hath been iambic on those keys, ye bastard! My typing is classic!

Your crap is typed up by a middle schooler high on acid!

Ye hoebag! You're an old white Steve Jobs who has no swag,

And no mouse pads. Egads, it's so sad!

And to top it off, you're not a commenter!

I've never seen a softer typer!

You crook, you. I bet you typed the LOL comments too!