User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY TOO- Bob Ross vs Andy Warhol

Imma write another one, I'm trying to make this a series. Ehh, maybe not. Oh well, here goes!

Cast
Lloyd Ahlquist as Andy Warhol

Nice Peter as Bob Ross

Kimmy Gatewood as Marilyn Monroe (cameo)

Timothy Delaghetto as Mao Zedong (cameo)

Lyrics
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BOB ROSS!

VS!

ANDY WARHOL!

BEGIN!

Warhol:
Let's get this battle started. I've got 15 minutes, tops

Yellow Ochre's just too dull; my colors make your eyes Pop

This battle's a "happy accident," quite similar to your birth

It fascinates me how people think your art actually has worth!

I'll beat you, then explain how to your audience, step by step

And speak up, your voice is too soft. You need some pep

Get a haircut, Robert! I'll finish you with real finesse

I've got some news for ya, Bob: Your show's just P-BS!

Ross:
Warning: Bright colors may cause severe optical damage

Because your "art" looks like Picasso vomited on someone's canvas

But I promise not to yell, I'll stay calm and keep my cool

But that may not happen, when I'm rapping against a fool!

Try to smile, Andy. God, you look a scream!

ANd while working on a painting, try to keep a color scheme

If you even had a wife, her affection would be feigning

I'd stick my brush up her War-hole, that's the real "Joy of Painting"

Warhol:
I painted Marilyn and Mao, you did rocks, trees, and water

You're a toned down Fred Rogers, but Rogers here was hotter!

When it comes to real art; I'm the master, you're apprentice

Your painitngs are the kind I'd see while waiting at the dentist's

Ross:
You paint like a drunk, but you still fight like a girl

Face it Andy, you'd even lose a battle with my squirrel

You're like Titanium White - bland, dull, and thick

I won this battle Andrew; suck my Happy Little Dick!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'LL PROBABLY DECIDE!

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Poll
Who Won? Andy Warhol Bob Ross Too Close To Call