User blog:J1coupe/Kratos vs Dragonborn. Epic Rap Battles of Video Games

Hello once again! In this sixth entry of Epic Rap Battles of Video Games, the Protagonist of God of War Series, Kratos, battle The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim's main character, Dragonborn, or otherwise known as Dovahkiin, in order to see who's the stronger video game character.

It's been a while since I made one of these, so I hope you like it. I always welcome your feedback.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!

Kratos!

VS!

Dragonborn!

BEGIN!

Kratos:
(starts at 0:11)

Let me guess, Dragonborn, someone stole your sweetroll,

This is the battle where the greatest Dovah will fall.

My rap skills will begin your Ascension to Sovengard,

Ghost of Sparta absorbing dragon soul, completely scarred.

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Naal ok zin los vahriin,

to fall before the God of War who's taking this win,

The will to power is in my blood, leaving you in awe,

you got better things to worry about then Alduin's Maw.

Dragonborn:
(starts at 0:35)

I was an asshole like you, then I got an arrow on my knee

bangin' Pandora with my Dragon-Bone, she was screaming with glee

I saved the world, while you destroy them deliberately,

so beware, I don't just spit flames lyrically, but literally

I will show you true power, more than Zeus when he's fuming,

blasting you off with three simple words, Thu'uming,

you are the Greek Myth version of Chuck Norris? Hah!

I can rip this skeever just with my breath, FUS RO DAH!

Kratos:
(starts at 0:58)

It seems your rap skills aren't sharp at all, Dovah-keen,

feel the power of most Dawnguarding badass you've ever seen!

My wrath is over the top, you'll fall just like Thanatos,

only after the death of all Nords you will feel my loss.

Ripping legs off like Hermes, and like Helios, your head too,

so go back to Whiterun and declare me as Harbinger number two!

After this battle you'll have to visit Sheogorath one more time,

your destiny is broken, beaten by the Spartan of its prime.

Dragonborn:
(starts at 1:21)

Kratos! your most fearsome enemy has returned,

I bring the destruction worse than how the Olympus was burned,

my raps bring unrelenting force, like the dragon's ire,

hittin' you like Nemesis Whip, more fierce than hearth-fire,

you always Dagger-fall to hell; for me, the Sky is goddamn rim-it,

It's Oblivion for you, while I flow with Morror-wind and win it,

this battle is over faster than how you killed off Ares,

time for you to meet your brother once again, so rest in ease.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

(Fus... RO DAH!)

(flies away) RAPBATTLESOfvideogames.....

Poll
WHO WON? Kratos Dragonborn