User blog:Iamthelegion/Bowser Jr vs The Wizard - C vs VG

So yeah, this is Bowser Junior from the Mario series vs The Wizard (legal name: The Wizard), a Fantastic Four and Spiderman villain.

Bowser Jr:
Time for the little guy to break out like Shadow

Go fly back to Oz or I'll shoot you like a Birdo

I'm an boss all the way from Mario sunshine

Are you in games? You're not worth my time.

Plaguing players even in Mario Party nine

I can back up my boasts, can you for thine?

And when I can't I can just call on my crew

And I wield real magic, nothing you can do

Wizard:
Founded the Intelligencia, mind unrivalled

Except by a paralitic mutant freak in denial

And you can't even beat a dead guy in tennis

You're stuck on the level of Dennis the Menace

Wave your little magic stick and be beat by one

It takes two heroes or Ultron just to take me on

And I see you there standing solitary and alone

After getting stopped by Mario's French clone

That's when I realise that this must be a joke

Vibranium laser and Adamantium cut-throat

All in a day's work for this OG villain king

Inventions worth more than Sauron's one ring

Junior worth less than Gino or Diddy Kong

Won't be in Smash Bros 5, MAA debut not long

So go back to Bowser or your corpse will fester

I'm the king's mage, your more like court jester

Bowser Jr:
After this battle you should change your name back

Having fun like a Mario Party, you stupid hack

Call yourself a wizard without any actual mysticism

Beat you with my magic paint brush and witticisms

You won’t be so cocky once I’m through with you

Send out beasts like a Galaxy, what you gonna do

Just like the Torch I’ll send you flying into space (does as he says)

With my real magic I just claimed first place!!!

Paste Pot Pete:
SO you would think but you’re about to be beat

That’s right, you’re about to face Paste Pot Pete

I know Bentley betrayed but I still got his back

And I’ll stick your Koopalings with my glue attack

Dissolve all your goop and magic paint like Adhesive X

Face it baby Bowser you’re about to get Wrecked

You’re facing a Trapster and you’re without your car

You are your own Dad’s weak link, you sub-par

I beat Daredevil you take only one life

Goop you up in place, right next to Cloud Strife

And after I send your head out like in Breaking Bad

I’ll do what Darkseid could not and eviscerate your dad

Outro:
Darkseid: Ignorant mortal. No-one trumps Darkseid. Which of these fools face the Omega Beam?

Who Won? Bowser Jr The Wizard and Paste Pot Pete