Thread:Wachowman/@comment-7404587-20130804203206

Got Link's verse right here.

Time for an ass bust, you're an ass to us,

I'd kill you right now, kid, but you're already the last o' ya,

Shoot ya with my bow, formidable foe, stub your toe,

Got flows as my hair blows, arose with my green clothes,

While I'm searchin' through dungeons like an actual adventurer,

With all the dragons you've been around, you look like the drugged up version of Ace Ventura,

This is meant for ya, sent to ya, got the Sword of Masters,

Run faster, bastard, diggin' through ya like plaster,

You may have got armor, but I'm a true charmer,

Leave the castle with Zelda before you even have a chance to harm her,

In the skylight, see the Twilight, say good night,

Skryim ain't right, you can't even put up a fight! 