User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.96: Marco Polo vs Sun Wukong

Happy 2020, here is to more of my amazing battles!

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MARCO POLO

VS

SUN WUKONG

BEGIN!

Sun Wukong

A journey to the west? No challenge for the monkey king,

Wukong gonna spit out bars faster than your travel to Beijing.

I was born from an ancient magical stone, got immeasurable strength.

You exaggerated your claims, you travelled no more than an arm's length.

I cause havoc in heaven, while you're dying in your own bed.

You can write your stories down Marco, but they won't be read.

You couldn't travel on your own, while I explore the Indian cities.

When you returned home, you were locked up, now isn't that's a pity.

Marco Polo

I'm the magnificent Marco Polo, just call me a lyrically beast.

I was just a young merchant, when I set sail to the east.

Explored the Asian silk road, made sure to not waste my time.

But you can stick your golden staff, where the sun doesn't shine.

I'm dominating solo, while Kublai Khan is bringing up the rear.

You couldn't even escape Buddha's palm for atleast 500 years.

You can't follow in my footsteps Sun, as I'm the great explorer alive.

I have everyone shouting my name, while you're lost in the archives.

Sun Wukong

That verse was so unbearable, it gave me a headache like when Sanzang chants some shit.

So I'll freeze you with my breath, because your Netflix series wasn't even lit.

You weren't the first European to reach China, so why you bragging?

You may have married an Italian noblewoman, but I'm the one she's shagging.

Marco Polo

I have only told you, half of what I saw.

But listening to your story is quite the bore.

So before I quit this battle and continue with my latest expedition.

You only became the monkey king 'cause everyone else failed the audition.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

