George R. R. Martin

"Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!"

- George R. R. Martin

George R. R. Martin will battle J. R. R. Tolkien in J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. He will be portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper
George Raymond Richard Martin, better known simply as George R. R. Martin, was born on September 20th, 1948, in Bayonne, New Jersey. He is the author of the critically acclaimed fantasy novel series A Song of Ice and Fire, the basis for the popular HBO television show Game of Thrones.

Lyrics
We can tell what's gonna happen in my page in age five!

Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies! (Yeah!)

Ditch the Goonie and cast a couple boobies!

There's edgier plots in that David the Gnome!

Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!

Verse 3:
Man your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke,

My show's the hottest thing on H-B-OH!