User blog:MrAwesome300/Hamburger vs. Cheeseburger. Epic Rap Battles of Food 8

I'm VERY proud to announce that Epic Rap Battles of Food has been nominated for the best Crap Battle award in the annual Wiki Awards, so I hope this brand new installment of ERBoF pleases you into voting! We have the two burgers, ham and cheese, duking it out. Let's go!

Hamburger
Sup, you fatty gordo, Mr. Two Hour Delay

You're like the Cyclops of the Justice League, you hopscotch bee!

You soil the burger name with your unartificial cheese!

I'm the boss at riding slides, flying kites, and getting lice!

Steve Irwin's my hero, you're an irrational fraction of sorts

Cleaning your room is privilege to the gods of Mount Olympus!

Cheeseburger
Where did your hair come from, perp? Timbuktu?

I hope you eat your chest hair and fend yourself from Agent Juan!

Your jokes aren't even funny, and you like argyle shorts

CAN'T YOU SEE!? You like Aerosmith and you're a mailman in Wyoming!

You have ham with two buns! Ham's for Thanksgiving!

You're like that guy on CNN, the one with the hair!

Hamburger
Oh, man, that rhymes really hurt.

John Hurt, that is, who is my grandfather.

You're the blacksmith of fat, but you're not even commercial!

You're the master of herbs! And germs! I find you evicted.

Bob Barker is a judo master, much more than you

Go shit in your toilet and comprehend the poo!

Cheeseburger
Get your school supplies ready, because you're going to class!

Your calories make McDonald's eaters chubby and naive!

I'll ban you from chat like your name's Samuel!

I am filled with dairy, you're a buck toothed nerd with a perm!

You're like Boris Yeltsin, but you can't read!

Sorry, hamburger, but it looks like you're done.

VOTE FOR ERBOF IN THE WIKI AWARDS!
I would greatly appreciate it if you took a moment to vote for this series in the Wiki Awards. I'm trying to pour out a new ERBoF every two weeks and it's not easy to be this stupid sometimes. It feels great enough to be nominated and just that is good enough, but winning, that's cool, too.

Vote here on Surveymonkey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/7GTYHCY (it's on page 2)

Poll
Who won? Cheeseburger Hamburger Bob Barker and his sparkling new haircut