Board Thread:Speculation Board/@comment-25295223-20141124231711

Well, I've seen this suggested on the Facebook page a few times, so I just decided to have a go at doing a fan made rap. I'm not really sure if this is the right place to put it, and I've never attempted to write raps before, so please keep any critizisms constructive and nice. I know a few areas haven't got the best flow, so feel free to suggest other ideas. Also this rap contains virus's bragging about killing humans, so some people may find it a bit tasteless.

Ebola



Fever, vomiting and diarrhoea

Humankind has a lot to fear

I'm haemorrhaging out the most killer disses

flowing like the blood from my victim's orifices

 Yeah bitch I'm Ebola

Toss you like a bowler

Think you can step to me?

I will crush you HIV!

You are such a death tease

Killing little Helper-Ts

Then you let the cold or flu

do the dirty work for you

So go back in remission

coz Ebola's on a mission

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">To kill until no-one is left

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Hail to the new black death!

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">HIV

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Wanna see some people die?

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Well I'm the retrovi -rus

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">With a body count so high

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">that Hitler seems a nice guy

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">You are the Kardashian of epidemics

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">under six-thousand dead total?

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">You can be my sidekick

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">as I kill A MILLION A YEAR GLOBAL!

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">For a while I keep my hosts alive

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">And that is how I get to thrive

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">You think your raps are going to hurt me?

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I'm the Death Star and your small like Mercury

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I strike a whole world full of terror

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">If you think you're beating me you are in error

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">So good luck getting out of Africa

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">While I go make the whole world sicker

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Ebola

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I'll slap a red ribbon on your viral envelope

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I don't need to give my hosts so many years of hope

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">You take so long just to make a kill

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">So no way you can say you got my sick skill

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Bitch I'm more contagious

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">My kill streak outrageous

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I am more dangerous

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">coz first world neglect is so heinous

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I drop fear as I decimate a village

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I may leave survivors but they are still pillaged

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">That is if I don't destroy a nation outright

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Coz I'm gonna be Ebowling with the Reaper tonight!

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I am so fly just like the bird flues

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">while HIV is just boring old news

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">So reverse transcribe this into RNA

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Ebola's here to fuck up your whole day

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">HIV

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Shut up Ebola-chan

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">what part of pandemic don't you understand?

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Come meet me Sub-Sahara

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">watch me make life there much harder

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I don't need to drop other viral names

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I'm the disease that shall-not-be-named

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I am murder in the blood

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">sweeping over Earth like the flood

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I am completely unstoppable

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">Your outbreak locations unplottable

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">You need help coz your raps aren't up to grade

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">So let me and Bob Geldof give you Band AIDS

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">I spread quiet and unrestrained

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">While an Ebola outbreak is contained

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">So get used to this quarantine

<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">soon you'll taste a human made vaccine

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<p align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm">WHO WON?

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So yeah, let me know what you think guys. Also, now that they've done an animated rap battle, do you think there's ever any chance of Ebola vs HIV happening for real? Maybe it could be made less offensive by turning it into a charity fundraiser; get viewers to choose the winner by donating to an organisation researching the disease or something. <ac_metadata title="Ebola vs HIV fan made"> </ac_metadata>