User blog:Bobdave/Arcanine vs Pyroar. Rap Battles of the Pokédex Season 1



Wow, this didn't take long to come out. I blame Pixel who was originally going to guest in this but his *shudders* real life got in the way (or at least what he considers to be a real life which may just be playing Smash Bros. and jerkin' the gherkin. Either way... the battle's finally here and I hope to be making these with more frequency from now on. And show some consideration because I'm typing this at 1:39 AM and I stayed up to finish this battle and the title cards and thumbnail and endslate and shit >:(. But yeah, the connection here is fire dog whose species is predominantly male vs fire cat whose species is predominantly female (the latter connection I only discovered after starting to write the battle XP). So are you ready, or are you too pussy, dawg? (bpf).

P.S. I know the beat is the same as from DWAS's battle. Shhh. I found it before he used it.



Announcer:
RAP BATTLES OF THE POKÉDEX



VS



BEGIN!

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Arcanine:
Hot dog! Who's win's Justified? Mine of course

A Chinese legend who's with the crime fighting force

I don't need Flash Fire to deny a pride of Pyroar

A win against the hot rhymes of which Arcanine's the source

You're sixth gen, I'm an OG, my flow's going to overheat

You weren't even an idea when I was holding a Gold Leaf

You're gonna scream in a Hyper Voice and I ain't lion

Cause dogs scare cats and that's evolutionary science

Pyroar:
A puppy can't frighten a Pyroar, you're just an eyesore

Ten thousand Fahrenheit for a burn, hope you like rawst

Cause I torch opponents till they're bright hot and smoldering

Despite my fire, rhyme colder than ice till you're frozen in

Who'll take home the trophy? The mane man, you bet

Your winning chances are smaller than your level up moveset

I'll end this Rivalry with Extreme Speed, I bet you're feeling Unnerved

I'm like a bad chef, cuz you just got burnt and served!

Arcanine:
Here's what I think, my Odor Sleuth tells me your rhymes stink

Sharp raps cuz my bark's just as bad as when I'm Biting

I'm pure fire, a half-normal type wouldn't understand

But I wager a hundred grand you know the language of a Thunder Fang

Pyroar:
I'm fresh blood, you're older than a Bulbasaur and a total bore

This mongrel's gonna feel the full force of a Noble Roar

You can't stop me, this hot Top Cat's got Moxie

But well done for trying, bitch, in fact, here's a dog treat

Arcanine:
Dude, you're less than scary, I'm on tablets with the legendaries

You're barely in the anime, I'm riding in a team with Gary

You'll find me in prairies or chilling in active volcanoes

And now it's time to Flamethrower this hot-headed a-hole

Pyroar:
Don't brag about Gary, I'm on the team of Lysandre

Headbutt this mutt till he Roars out in anger

Some legendary, I can clearly see the look of fear

See, I may be a feline but you're the pussy here!

Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP (The logo is engulfed in flames)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (The logo rolls around until the flames are put out)

-ATLES OF THE POKÉDEX!

Who won? Arcanine Pyroar