User blog:Awesomesix/ARB Season 2 & 3 news (feat. Slenderman)

Hello, it's Slendie here. Now, I was just taking a huge ass shit behind a tree after going up against Jack over there, and I though to myself "Where's the toilet paper?" and "Why can I talk all of the sudden?". My aswer to both of those is yes, Awesome Rap Battles will have a 3rd season. It will come out June 14th, and it will consist of the magical number, 10 battles. How I know this? I'm Slenderman, I know my people. And this is Awesome Rap Battles News.

Season 2
My battle is coming out later, with help of a certain flame. After that, it's a clown, and then the finale, which is very critical. See what I did there? Probably not. Anywho, if a certain midget finishes their verses on time, the finale should be out Sunday. And Four4 is helping. There's no pun for that.

Season 3
As I said already, season 3 starts June 14th. Why? Because A), Awesomesix has testing in May, and it's the day after his last day of school, and B), he's had 16 battles (after season 2 is done) come out in April. Don't you think that's a little too much? Well, it's because his testing and he doesn't want to work on them during that time. Anywho, here are some quotes for season 3:

"I was born in the hysteria, you merely attempt it."

"Come on, brother, don't Hyde from the Angel!"

If you don't understand, he ain't telling shit.

'Tis all, see you later, and bye.