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LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

H. P. LOVECRAFT

VS

EDGAR ALLAN POE

BEGIN!



H. P. Lovecraft:

Someone decided to start the Calling of Cthulu, man, you’re insane,

You’re an American Horror Story, except you don’t have a brain,

I’m a Haunter in the Dark, this drunk can’t possibly beat me,

You lived a life before me but you obviously want to be me,

I mangle Black Cats so why don’t you head back to living alone,

Going against you isn’t a challenge, I’d rather stay in the Witch’s Home!

I’m a gentleman, if you want to have a battle you better start behavin’

But no, I don’t want to dirty myself against a freak afraid of Ravens!



<p class="MsoNormal">Edgar Allan Poe:

<p class="MsoNormal">Time to spit some raps, these are coming from my Tell-Tale Heart,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m Shining brighter than King, my raps will tear you apart!

<p class="MsoNormal">You must be At the Mountain of Madness, beating me is a crazy dream,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ by the end of this battle, Poe is the one who gleams!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a Shadow of Time, prepare to fall under the floorboards,

<p class="MsoNormal">Poe the Poet be winning this cuz’ a win is something you can’t afford,

<p class="MsoNormal">I served for my country, I got lyrical shooting at my disposal,

<p class="MsoNormal">How about you pack up your stories and head home? That is my proposal

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<p class="MsoNormal">H. P. Lovecraft:

<p class="MsoNormal">You married your 13 year-old cousin, well aren’t you a hit with the ladies,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m causing the deaths of wannabes, man, you can just call me Hades,

<p class="MsoNormal">You winning is a Dream Within A Dream, it’s physically impossible,

<p class="MsoNormal">Might as well call me Gandalf cuz’ I’m making this battle impassable,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a emo writer, loved by kids who mostly just have no lives,

<p class="MsoNormal">Just sit back in your chair and keep writing. I’m the one with the actual wife,

<p class="MsoNormal">So be Alone, Poe, you’re a Enigma, you’ll never get another Valentine,

<p class="MsoNormal">So pack up your stuff and go cuz’ you’re now all out of time!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Edgar Allan Poe:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the horror lord with the stories galore that will haunt you to the core,

<p class="MsoNormal">You act as if you’re four, you’ll see what’s in store, it’s something to explore,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a distant Memory, you created the monstrosity that is Cthulu,

<p class="MsoNormal">Acting like a tough guy won’t help you, meanwhile, my legacy grew!

<p class="MsoNormal">The Bells ring with my win for I’m a god! So just stay back with the others,

<p class="MsoNormal">For you’ll experience a fate that is even worse than your late mothers,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re making me steamed, someone open a window, let the Cold Air in,

<p class="MsoNormal">I just started winnin’, I’m grinin’, I just left your whole entire world spinin’!

Who won? Edgar Allan Poe H. P. Lovecraft