User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/Wiki Theft Auto V Ch2: Funerals, Therapy, and Fast Cars

Wikia, Community Central, Two Years Ago

"Tesla Man...was not a good man." The priest said, as the winter snow fell on the ground. "He was a thief, a liar...and a criminal." the priest preached softly. A coffin in front of the priest, and around that coffin was a family, sitting quietly, some crying, some smiling, and some close to death themselves. "However, we can pray that our great lord, NicePeter blesses his soul, and forgave Tesla..." the priest said with a slight crack in his voice. However, standing a good distance away from the funeral was a man draped in a trench coat. His hair swayed in the wind epicly, as his glasses rose from a grin on his face. A tree sat in the graveyard, and behind that tree emerged Tesla, a slight stubble on his face, smoking a cigar. "Time to start fresh." Tesla quipped, right before slipping into the shadows.

Wikia, Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki, Present Day

"So, Tesla, how's...things?" a man asked, a pen and notepad in his hands. "I don't know, doc, things have just been...happening." Tesla sighed. "What things?" the doctor asked. "A shitty family, a shitty life, and a shitty headache, everything's just...shit." Tesla explained. "Ah, I see...how's your wife?" the doctor asked, writing down notes in his notepad. "Snarky as ever." Tesla said with a sarcasm that bombed a city. "And your kids?" the doc followed up. "Bratty as ever." Tesla said.

TO BE FINISHED