User blog:DudeWithASuit/Meatholl vs Ron Jeremy. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles

'' /Meatholls seal of approval\. '' Salutations! Welcome to Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles! This time we got Pope Sloth, Meatholl, facing popular porn actor, Ron Jeremy. I hope you all enjoy! :D

Ron Jeremy:
(Beat starts at 0:20)

Hello, Mr. Meatholl, this battle won't end very pretty,

When you're facing the sexiest man from New York City!

Who put this match-up together? 'Cause we're nowhere near alike!

I'd ask you how sex feels, but you don't know what that's like!

I'm coming in hard, Jorny, I'm lyrically ripping off your double chin!

Here to take down you and your level seventy-two paladin!

I actually get girls, while you chase off every one you see!

What are you going to do, bitch? Fucking jerk off on me!

Meatholl:
Ron please, you seem uneducated, so here's some clarity.

I'm about to take the biggest shit all over the "Legend of Ron Jeremy"!

You don't compare to me, I was raised by dinosaurs, and then killed them all!

While you're over there, being ugly, crying on a Wrecking Ball!

♫Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style, sixty-nine.♫

Your fame is over, Ron, 'cause now it's Meatholl's time to shine!

Your penis never pleases any girl, that thing is too small and soft.

This has been a lesson from your friendly neighborhood Pope Sloth.

Ron Jeremy:
<p style="color:#E41B17">Oh okay, now you've really gone out and got me pissed!

<p style="color:#E41B17">How can you beat me when you take the "the" out of Psychotherapist!?

<p style="color:#E41B17">If you're gonna act like a bitch, you're gonna die like a bitch.

<p style="color:#E41B17">Come back and challenge me again when you've had sex and you're filthy rich!

<p style="color:#E41B17">This battle will leave you so depressed, you'll change your profile to "Disabled"!

<p style="color:#E41B17">You're such a fucking asshole you come with your own warning label!

<p style="color:#E41B17">I think you need to get out of the house and actually make your parent proud!

<p style="color:#E41B17">Instead of forcing them to listen to you jerking off with the volume set to loud!

Meatholl:
<p style="color:#FFA0C9">Ron please yet again, I have an occupation, it's yo' mamma.

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">You're just an annoying, stupid nuisance, hell even worse than Llama!

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">I may not act very smart, but I have a very high intellect.

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">I joined the wiki December 26th, I'm God's gift to the internet!

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">My name may be Meat, but I'll still leave you skewered!

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">But don't worry man, I'll put you on right, I'm a certified lightbulb screwer!

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">I've heard enough of your shit, I'll kick you out, even without the powers of mod.

<p style="color:#FFA0C9">How can I do that you might ask? 'Cause I'm Jorn Humpalot, THE SLOTH GOD!

Poll
Who won? Meatholl Ron Jeremy