User blog:Dragonsblood23/Charles Darwin VS A Giant Floating Pickle

This a serious about battles that NOBODY wanted. This is not just bad battles I mean battles that nobody even suggested.



EPIC RAP BATTLE OF NOBODY'S DESIRE

CHARLES DARWIN

VS

A GIANT FLOATING PICKLEEEE

BEGIN

Charles Darwin:

Gonna take this pickle down, and start to nit pick,

that this floating "pickle" is really Shrek's dick.

I am Darwin, I discovered Evolution,

and Evolving this rap to a revolution

Your a pickle that floats, thats physically impossible!

and just because your giant doesn't mean your unstopable.

You not brave enough to beat me, you don't even have testacles,

by the time you win, Kids would love to eat their vegetables!

A Giant Floating Pickle:

I may be hated by kids but at least I don't insult a religion,

People eat me so do storks and crows and even The Penguins.

I'm beyond a pickle, I'm giant and I can float!

I take your Voyage of Beagle and break down your boat!

Your weak Darwin, why don't you eat some veggies,

and with that beard, I completly confused you for a yeti!

Why so serious Charles, didn't your mom give you a tickle?

You seem stuck man, looks like your in a pickle?

Charles Darwin:

I noted down that you are just a reject of Vegetales,

I can cut you up with a knife or hammer you with a nail!

you don't make kids strong, you just make kids dumber,

This is why I always preferred your cousin the cucumber!

A Giant Floating Pickle:

Looks like your just about to get cook,

your raps are just as bland as your books!

This Giant Floating Pickle leads to victory,

while you just evolve into pure stupidity!

WHO WON

WHO CARES

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NOBODY'S DESIRE!!!