Thread:LakuitaBro02/@comment-8174744-20130414023310

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



LEWIS AND CLARK



VS



FINN AND JAKE



BEGIN!



Finn:

Jake what time is it?



Jake:

It’s a** kicking time



<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">Jake calm down so these guys can make there own fits

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">We win and liver every adventure

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">Just go with the flow

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">Like a river? That makes sense you know.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">You needed to be guided by an Indian woman?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re not adventurers!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">You guys should be hotel doorman

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hello Clark we’re back in this “adventure”

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">We live on to this day

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">And you’ll be remembered as pinchers

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">You go about saying “Good boy”

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">But yet you fail to realize that…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re as small-brained and worthless as a happy meal toy!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Jefferson really trusts us

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">Bag your bags kid cause you’re heading for a bus

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">We dare not have sex with PB cause our d*** will stuck

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">If you made money with your fancy DVDs and toys…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">We don’t give any f***s!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">Are kidding me Lewy and No Cluey?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">We get trusted to you know?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">Come on guys put down the bows!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">We all know that you love eachother!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">But me and Jake are literal brothers

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">Me and Finn never go around in circles.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Finn:

<p class="MsoNormal">Not to mention the fact that…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jake:

<p class="MsoNormal">FP will get you burned

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">If she does we’ll douse her down with water

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ll beat you faster than a globe trotter

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Clark look at us we’re battling a 14 year-old and a dog

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">So?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">We’ll kill them like a wild hog

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well they are kids but who cares

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Finn under that hat I bet you have a hair flair!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh and Jake how’s the babies

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lewis:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh wait that’s right you’re the baby

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<p class="MsoNormal">Clark:

<p class="MsoNormal">Now you two tough tootin babies go off on an adventure!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPLIC

<p class="MsoNormal">RAFP

<p class="MsoNormal">BAFTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

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