User blog:Tkid115/115 Rap Battle News with Bear Grylls

(Camera turns on to reveal a forrest)

(A dirt covered man walks in front of the camera)

Man: Hello there, bitches. I'm Bear Gryllllllllssssssss.......

(...)

Bear: And I'm here to annoince that Season 2 of the GREASTEST fan-made rap battle series of ALL TIME is almost over!

Slenderman (from the sidelines): Epic Rat Battles of Horror?

Bear: NO!........Anyways, the 115 Rap Battles Season 2 finale is on it's way! And it's going to '''KICK. FUCKING. ARSE!'''

 .....Literally.



Bear: But I'd might as well get the hints out of the way for Season 3! That's right....Season 3 is happening....so here are the hints!

(Bear takes a swig of liquid from a bottle)

Bear: MMM! That's good piss! Ok, what you can expect from Season 3 is:

Two revolutionaries

A detective

A robot

Another fucking robot

An outlaw

A trumpet player

Some zombies

Rituals

and some other spooky shite.

Freddy Kreugar (from the sidelines): So it IS Epic Rat Battles of Hor-

Bear: NO! IT'S NOT FUCKING EPIC RAT BATTLES!......

(Bear puts something in his mouth and chews)

Bear: Mmm! Good cockroach! Anyways, Tkid is doing well, for those still wondering. He is getting help and is making a speey recovery towars a better life! So claps for him!

(Bear starts clapping)

(No one else claps)

Bear:.....whatever! Fuck you wankers!

(Bear walks off camera)

Bear (off-screen): Mmm! That's good....whatever this is!

(Slenderman and Freddy teleport on screen)

Slenderman: Whelp. That's all, folks! Tune in next time on the 115 Rap Battles Season 2 finale! And we'll see you guys in Season 3!

(Freddy tips his hat towards the camera)

Freddy: Respect!

(Camera turns to static)