User blog:MrAwesome300/Beer vs. Wine (w/ Patts9009). Epic Rap Battles of Food 4

Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of Food, where today beer and wine, two alcoholic dranks, go drunken head to drunken head. Thanks again to Patts9009 for playing the part of Wine. Let's begin.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD

BEER

VERSUS

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

BEGIN!

Beer
You ready, wine? Don't whine.

I'm gonna whoop your ass and throw you into a bucket of Bud Light.

Bar spelled backwards is rab! Rab sounds like rap, do you agree?

Snap out of your red whiney sensation and listen to this foamy OG!

I rhymed there, HA! You think you're something?

Get drunk! You're good to the heart? I'm good to the taste buds!

Wine
People drink you, and they don’t get laid.

While I’m romantic; making women get played. How many kinds are you supposed to be?

Get yourself together. You can never beat me.

You may be in people’s hands, but I’m still number one.

Now crawl your ass back Iraq, because I have won.

Beer

 * burp* I'm....uh...too drunk to listen to your shit.

You think your verse was good? It was, kinda.

But I'm superior when it comes to party time!

Bar fights are fought because people love my foamy ass.

Your glass is sassy! Those grapes are rape-y! UGH!

Budweiser's wise! Miller's killer! You're just a pride stealer!

Wine
You’re supposed to be a gift from the gods,

You must be drunk, cuz you can’t see you lost.

You’re just another “creation” of Ninkasi, But me?

I’m the ruler of drinks, anyone can see.

Especially when you have names like Heineken.

Give up, from the beginning, I was the one to win.

Who won? Beer Wine Colgate Toothpaste (Now with Tartar Control)