User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History Special. Arceus vs Zeus

so today is 4/21. Why does it matter? Because today is the Birthday of Rome.

How do I know that? I googled "April 21st" and looked for the closest thing to a holiday I could find for Mythology.

Anyway, today's special battle is not a battle I thought would fit and something I had to decide on and ponder for awhile.

Zeus, the King of the Greek Gods, facing Arceus, the creator of the Pokemon universe, so see who would be the best "eus"-ending God.

Locations
Arceus - Michina Town

Zeus: Mount Olympus

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

ARCEUS, THE ALPHA POKEMON

VERSUS

ZEUS

BEGIN

The Battle
Arceus:

It’s time for the God of Skies to feel my thunder

I’ll roast you so hard that you’ll nearly be eaten by your father!

My Dialga fought a doctor, Then added me to the Smash Bros. Roster

I’ve been contemplating, my Judgment is that you’re an impostor!

You’re the king of the gods, formed the world with help of others

I made all of Sinnoh, and my cross can change colors!

I’ll recreate another plate, and leave you smash into the ground

I’ve got a Jewel of Life, you left your wife's Jealousy profound

Zeus:

I won’t sweat it, forget it, my thunder still reigns supreme!

“the original one” is in myths more times than he’s seen!

You came from an egg, I came from a titan!

Attach a flame plate, and I’ll leave you drowned by Poseidon!

This is history I’m writing, the Jewel of Life will leave you dying

Call your Creation Trio, I’m sure they’d love to hear you whining

I fly like an eagle, strong like a bull, and are quick like a colt

The last thing you’ll see if the bottom of the Master Bolt

Arceus:

I’ll have you know, your recycled lines sound like a Last Resort

As punishment, my Cosmic Power shall leave you with no retort

You better refresh and recover to your original Natural Gift

my Future Sight tells me your wife... was a bitch

Echo (Cameo):

Was a bitch!

Zeus:

I fought another God Of Thunder, and the battle was Noirse

You’re a crappy reinvention of Ed the Talking Horse!

Your own movie screwed you up, stuck in a thousand year sleep

Now tell me, how do you pronounce your name, Say, See, or Key?

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES

~A lightning bolt hits a ball of light~

POKEMON VS HISTORY

poll
Who won? Arceus/Echo Zoos/his immortal throne

hint for next on-season battle
EN GUARD! THOU ARTLESS BEETLE-HEADED FLAX WRENCH!