User blog:Awesome Betterhero/The Duck vs Annoying Orange (Awesome Rap Battles)

In the first Awesome Rap Battle, we have the duck from The Duck Song against everyone's least favorite fruit, Orange from The Annoying Orange, in a battle of YouTube supremacy.

The Duck
I'll come in with a bum to whoop this bum's bum

Cause the whole concept of his existence is just dumb

The few fans you have are all drunk on fructose

You're so toxic, you make us all say "Adios."

I'm a lovable bird! Your face gives nightmares to kids

You and your friends are a disgrace to the food pyramid

Say "nya nya nya" one more time. I dare you

Then maybe I'll get the man to start selling orange juice!

Annoying Orange
Hey! Hey Donald Duck! Guess what? You're trapped

Too bad you're peared up with me, this ain't the first time I've rapped!

Hahahahaha! When you see how I roll

Realize I'm the spiciest, feistiest fruit in this bowl!

When you get ready to quit, I've achieved my goal

Got a passion for trashin', can't waddle up to this troll

You're a tiny Big Bird who was done after three

I said your duck season's out, don't you vitamin C?

The Duck
Dude, please, just shut up. Your voice blows eardrums dead

If I wanted to hear a high-pitched creep, I'd listen to Fred

You might have lots of citrus, but your franchise is dry

Even after that Cartoon Network fail, you don't accept that it died

If you try to "WAZZUP", I'll just say, "How 'bout no?"

I'll take none of your garbage, you persistent pedo

I'd ask how an orange came alive in the first place

But a more fitting question would be, "Got any rapes?"

Annoying Orange
You're a tacky little birdie with your witty little raps

I think I'd like you way better if all you said was "Quack!"

Quack quack! Like that! Then you quack a little more

Then maybe everyone wouldn't wanna kill you by day 4

You're cornered in my store, and I'm standing my ground

It'll take more than your duct tape and glue to hold me down

Can't put me on your bill when I'm living the shelf life

Hey! Hey Duck! (What!?!)  Knife!

A hand holding a knife comes down and cleaves the duck in half.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha-

Honey Bear walks in and stands in between the two halves of the duck.

Honey Bear
I'll make you spill blood, Orange, so quit all that giggling

What's not okay is having to deal with you even existing

You're a nuisance to the world! Even your friends hate you

When you can't make a good verse, I can't even call you produce

I'll burn your fruit patch with the Forrestfire I start

Because you never go away, just like the sunshine in my heart

This honey drips out, but it's you that's been dropped

You've reached your expiration date. Your kitchen party's been stopped WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!!!

'''WHO'S NEXT? Yeah I'll be deciding that.'''

AWESOME RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Duck Orange Honey Bear hint for the next battle: So step your rabbit feet aside for this true comedian