Thread:MrAwesome300/@comment-5754396-20141115004939/@comment-4051680-20141115005153

I was born with a rare case of awesomeness, something I've had to handle since I was a young lad. When I was 9 the awesomeness made me break out into a massive seizure, which gave me the ability to shit rainbows by whistling Simon and Garfunkel songs. I recently bought a kickass leather jacket and got awesomeness lessons with Henry Winkler to add to the effect.