User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Third Official Wiki Rap Tournament- Dragonsblood23 vs ProbablyNoah

Hello everybody, and welcome to the promised battle that both Dragon and I have not shut up about ever since week 1 of the tourney. Today, we have horror and Banjo Kazooie fan Dragonsblood23 facing off against the man of rats and insecurity about his name, ProbablyNoah. Remember, to please vote in the comments below. Without further adu, let's get this battle started, along with Week 4 of the official wiki rap tournament!

EPIC RAT BATTLES OF WIKI-TOURNEYNESS...



VS!



Dragonsblood23
Hello Boils and Ghouls how about let me tell you all a good Tale from The Crypt ,

its a very depressing little NC story of a labrat and his bad raps he equipped,

at Home Stuck at Home  so he just picks up his rat's crap and just the tourney so he could redeem,

he thought he was as good at rap as [Am, Pour] a bucket of water on him to show its all just a dream!

All he's known for with his Epic Rat Battles of Horror which can actually be quite frightning,

but its not for the horror characters in it, the real scary thing is his extremly terrible writing!

ut this small little boy doesn't want to Enter The Power of The Dragon, just trust me,

Cause Hell, You know its sad if Betette  gives more material to the keeper over Hussie!

Noah man, I tell you thinking you can walk in here and think its a way too easy defeat,

Let me tell you of a Doomsday Tourney of a user who lost to me by the name of Meat!

I'll serve this "King of Rap Horror" all up, and then send his little rat as a snack for a boa,

because cleary the entire wiki knows who lost in this tourney battle here is Probably Noah!

ProbablyNoah
Hey Dragon! Let's Discuss why you should get on your knees and swear to me,

You'd better up and fly away before shit REALLY gets Em-Barry-Sing!

These rhymes shock like Frankenstien, so take a seat and feel these volts,

You brag about beating your Meat cause you've got no Nuts and Bolts!

Let's Crypt-Keep this real, you will seriously learn to fear me-

You'll be feeling Miserables  when you hear Wachow had a better gaming series!

You don't test this, ask Joe, there's no way to bestthis ,

I'm the only thing on this wiki creepier then your Fat Albert fetish!

Are you Kidd-ing me? This Gremlin's just a thing of the past,

So bugger off before I explain The Connection between my foot and your ass!

I Wonder what Dragon Thought, thinking he can beat me, what's wrong with you?

The community knows I'm through with thee, and I Noah guy who isn't making it to Round 2...