User blog:Kyle J Backupaccount/Kyle J's Literal Reviews: 01legofan's Ronald Vs Mickey Mouse

Yes, it's back.

Mickey Mouse:
Hi there Ronald McDonald its me Mickey Mouse

OH, it's not like the announcer announced you already! -_-

I have more fame then you so you better go back to you're house

You are house.

No likes you no more since happy got all the fame

STOP FUCKING MAKING LINES ABOUT THE FAME SADNGCNGGIAEGDJGIADTEADTDITF

Also, people aren't very fond of Happy either.

I'm the masgot for Disney when you're just a masgot for a fucking restaurant 'Wow thats shame'

Masgot. Fucking. Masgot. YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD, YOU JUST... YOU JUST WON, OK. YOU JUST WON.

When I'm bringing happiness to the world when your just creeping out little kids

Okay...

I think the reason why mcdonalds kicked you out beacuse they know what you did

Wait, WHAT?! RONALD WASN'T FUCKING REPLACED IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND WHAT THE FUCK DID RONALD DO?! WHAT?!?!

I been around since the 80s you only been for 14 years

Best logic ever, #2014

And Why are you're eyes always wide open did you drink too many mcdonald beers

You are eyes.

Ronald McDonald:
Hi there little mouse you want some big macs

Who the fuck offers their food while in a rap battle?!

Guess what everybody the big clown is back

GOOD TO KNOW, THE BIG CLOWN IS BACK EVERYBODY!

You May have a magic kindom but I got my own show

That lasted only like, 7 episodes?

And The Epic Mickey game was a huge blow

Good, cause I'll totally need to fucking know that when I go to the fucking magical store with fucking clowns fucking offering fucking big mac's in the fucking events of fucking 9/11

...

IRKSFDGNISDJTGEAGD

Why Would face I'l rather face The Burger King

Why would face

I'l rather face

10/10

You Sound even worse when you sing

That is totes best line ever, better than ERB

I'l give you a happy meal and for you're toy I'l give you bad luck

You are toy.

And also you're disney world sucks

You are disney land.

Mickey Mouse:
Will aleast I don't look a stupid clown

Will ateast.

Look a stupid clown.

With a big boots, red hair and a face that looks like a flown

Great, so the big booted, red haired, face that looks like a frown big clown is back!!!!

BITE ME.

Ronald McDonald:
Thats it i'm with you dumb mouse

And that's it, I'm done with you dumb battle.

I'm qutting mcdonalds and going to my house

GREAT, SO YOU'RE QUITTING MCDONALDS AND GOING TO THE FUCKING MAGICAL HOUSE WITH FUCKING CLOWNS FUCKING OFFERING FUCKING BIG MAC'S IN THE FUCKING EVENTS OF 9/11

Bottom Line
Damn, that crap was awful. I mean, SERIOUSLY awful. Whoever made this, is a disgrace to all humanity. I'm not even joking. This literally made me want to bang my head into a wall, and if this ever turns into a battle released on YouTube or SoundCloud, I literally will lose all hope...

2/10