User blog:ShoopDaKev/Cat in the Hat VS Puss in Boots

IT'S BACK! My not-so-hit series, finally returns! So without any further ado, Cat in the Hat VS Puss in Boots.

oopic roop bootles of hoostory!

the bad mamma jamma cat in the hat!

vs!

puss in boots!

cat: hey piss in boots, go suck on my rhymes.over 9000 times, i'll kick you in the nuts! you have no butts, and can't go shopping! go back to clopping, and eat a shoe! doc oc's tentacles are as big as my testicals! unlike you, mr dumb clown! i eat you for breakfast, everyday! it's the mother freaking most important meal of the day! i'll eat you, excrete you, and beat you like a boss, than run over your nuts with my dental floss!

puss: high five! time to die! do the jive, get the hives. meow meow meow, ugly face big glasses, minus the glasses, i'll beat both of your butts! you have two butts, i'm stuck in a garbage truck. help me. plz. i need help. if you see a big garbage truck, save me. ok? plz. thank you. I WAS JUST SAVED MY A GUY NAMED STEW! DOUG WALKER CAN'T REVIEW YOUR SHOE! IN THE WORDS OF HOWARD, YOU UGLY BUTT COWARD! I CAN EAT YOUR FACE! AND PEE ON YOUR WAIST!

garfield (suprise)- i got pride in the name of love, who ruined all my movies, starring BILL MURRAY! i fought the whole amount of doggies, all the crappy soggies, and brought me here to eat both of your anuses! lemme start with, you here, dr moose, looked like something outta dr seuss! which you are! it's kit-kat chowder red over white, like your hate, cause y'all can't do poop tonight! and puss, you were supposed to be my nice fight man! but your trust fizzled out like stalin's left hand man! my whole franchise was bright, you killed it once and for all! and stahped the greatest franchise since the movie catwoman!

catwoman- DID SOMEONE SAY CATWOMAN? nvm i aint going gorbachev style. you have ugly faces liek harry styles. you ate bit, you ate spit, atari, you aint gonna look at my boobs, im sorry. i got anne hathaway, you got mike myers! now i'm gonna eat a flame! my shame isn't a game! smell bad like a bureaucrat! sorry piet, steelah, and ynkr, i'm sorry don't block me. i'm talking about other bureaucrats, not you! plz, don't block me. i'm sorry.

lion-o: the king has entered, so all eyes on me! like catwoman, i'm a human can't you see? i eat you, beat you, and beat you again! fifty seven times, i'll beat you over again! watch my show, time to go! sorry i was gonna go now, but i decided not to! that would suck! k bai.

who won?

who's next?

you decide?

yes!

you decide!

i don't decide!

it's all up to you!