User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.74: Flapjack vs Popeye

Here we go!

Another battle.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

FLAPJACK

VS

POPEYE

BEGIN!

Flapjack

The name is Flapjack and welcome to Stormalong harbor.

You hide your hair under your cap, so no need to see a barber.

If you want to come out of this battle alive, you need to back off.

But it is very clear to me, you're just a bunch of mickey mouse ripoffs.

I have saved an old sea captain from drowning, have you done that?

I'm glad Sony Pictures scrapped your movie, 'cause we all know it be crap.

Have you met Captain K'nuckles? Because it is who I want to be.

I'll toss you overboard and send you several leagues under the sea.

Popeye

The toughest sailor has arrived to put this baby boy in his place.

Your parents abandoned you Flappo, because you were a disgrace.

I started life as a comic strip, to bring kids lots of joy.

You were raised by a sperm whale as a young naive boy.

This will be another one of your misadventures, so prepare for a beating.

I will switch off my TV, every time I see your shitty show repeating.

Don't you compare yourself to Bluto, you are thin as a tree twig.

It looks like victory for me, so rap back before I break out into a jig.

Flapjack

All hands are on deck, so I can beat you up in a game of Smash Bros.

You think spinach makes you big, HA! Your dick is as big as your toes.

So come give me everything you got Popeye, as I'm the only sailor around.

Just one of my punches will turn your gurning face into a massive frown.

Popeye

Let me eat this can of spinach, so I can flex off my muscles.

So just call me the captain as I throw this harpoon into Bubbie,

Let her bleed to death, then throw her into hot water and let her to boil.

Just don't attempt to rap back Flapjack, otherwise I rub you down in Olive Oyl.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

