User blog:Bobdave/Rapidash vs Zebstrika. Rap Battles of the Pokédex Season 1

Woo! Episode two! Now this blog is the second time I have typed this up because after attempting to insert the RBotP template, the entire blog backspaced and disallowed me to Ctrl+Z to reverse this deletion. I digress though, there is battle to show. So there's not much to say about this matchup, it's a speedy fire horse vs a speedy lightning almost-horse... I guess. I couldn't remember who suggested it so if you did, tell me in the comments 'cause I can't remember for shit. And most importantly, I'd like to thank Sierra for guesting as Rapidash! As ever, Laura put down her own verses even though they're fantastic. So yeah, big thanks to her <3. So enough not-rhymey words, let's get to the rhymey words!

The beat (starts at 0:08, when the annoying dude who goes "Sc-sc-sc-sc-sc-sc-screwa-screwaholic" shits all over the intro)

Announcer:


VS



BEGIN!

Zebstrika:
Fight me, I'm 'bout to burn this Fire-type, it's time to strike

I got a Spark, it's why my movements are so lightning-like

Got that Motor Drive, you won't survive, if you try to Run Away

You're gonna stay and battle, you'll get struck by a Thunder Wave

Agility, ability, quicker than any enemy

You should get out of this battle and go back to MLP

Thunder reverberates when I murder on the microphone

You might be quite a speedy one, but no match for Zebstrika though

Rapidash:
What makes you think you stand a chance against this regal Rap-idash?

Your lines hit hard as Pursuit but mine will Take Down and Thrash your ass

I'll beat you back to Madagascar, beware me PokéMarty

I'll burn you with a Flare Blitz-le and you are but a Pony-ta me

My rhymes are hotter than Inferno, yours as stingy as a Spark

You won't Endure my Rage, I'll kick you all the way back to the Poképark

Your lines, Quick Attacks, whereas my burns leave you Incinerated

Lap-ras you fifty times, you're worse than I Anticipated

Zebstrika:
I'm practically at the finish line by now, you had a shit start

Faster things come out my Lightning Rod when I Discharge

I hit hard with zap attacks that smash a Rapidash

Zigzag when I spit raps, Sap Sipper with Swagger, Flash

Rapper that exceeds speeds of one-hundred and fifty

You Struggle to hit me while I'm running to victory

So hush, just trust me, I'll leave your weak rhymes crushed

But I must be rushing ahead so eat my dust!

Rapidash:
You'll Overheat without a doubt, you're overflowing with Frustration

So accept defeat and let me beat you 'til Paralyzation

Keep your defenses up, I came to fight, come in with a Low Kick

And set your Ratty-tata ass ablaze with just a Tail Whip

You Kant-overpower me, my Strength's simply too large

Put you to Rest as I come right back at you with a fervent Flame Charge

Every single shitty line you spat was simply a misfire

While I slaughtered you and made you into Kindle, plainly pyre

Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP (Zebstrika and Rapidash zoom past the logo, spinning it around and disorientating the announcer)

UMM

B-BATTLES...

OF THE POKÉDEX!



Who won? Zebstrika Rapidash