User blog:Hippie Rat/SAVE CHLOE

Hey yo hi hello

Before I begin I want to make it clear that this blog will have a complete facelift sometime after the end of this current ERB wave and will be replaced with a something that I cannot disclose fully yet.

So it's been a relative while since I posted a battle or a blog in general here. Well I'm still actively writing, don't you worry.

One of the reasons I'm taking so long is so I can focus a little tad bit more on school while the end of the school year comes closer. There's still a few more weeks to go and I'm a bit behind on some important assignments and it's kinda racking at my brain to a point of me not being able to fully function in life and work and free time activities such as writing these rap battles.

Now, school is kind of a cliché reason for someone to say they're too busy to make rap battles, especially when the writing that I do is all just a simple "do whenever you're not doing anything else" thing, so I'm going to drop you in on the super main reason. 65. As in battle number 65. The one under the working title "History." Yeah that one. I've mentioned it before but it's basically my attempt to one-up myself on Mario vs Link and make an even longer battle that also kinda serves as a nice world history crash course. It is, at its most basic form, every person from history that I feel deserves a spot in the battle. The main frame is based on my world history textbook which leaves out a handful of obvious contestants.

Those obvious contestants I need your help by name-dropping for me to use. So give me your favorite dudes from history and I'll try to work them in.

So what does this have to do with anything? Well with Mario vs Link I didn't give myself enough time with my other battles and ended up with unintentional month-long waits and such. Don't want that to happen again, so I'm giving myself a fair head start with that battle while also getting my next ones ready for when they show up. Which is sometime after this ERB wave. Except maybe the bonus battle. The bonus battle might come halfway through the ERB wave, depends on how I feel about my progress by then.

I currently have the bonus battle fully written, the premiere a good halfway or so through, number fifty is fully written, 65 is making decent progress I would say, and everything else planned either has a handful of lines or no lines whatsoever yet. Wouldn't worry about that though.

Now, as for what this blog is, this is basically going to hold all my prediction lyrics for battles in this ERB wave, even some that have already past. For example, this blog is going up after JRRT vs GRRM became a thing but the lyrics shown here were my predictions from before it was all revealed.

So without further ado, here's this.

Prediction Lyrics
J. R. R. Tolkien (vs George R. R. Martin):

John Ron's the Don Juan,

Of your nude crew doing medieval soap opera.

I don't have the rash audacity to slash my whole cast,

Because I got that English class, but you shall not pass.

Gordon Ramsay (vs Julia Child):

I cook beef with French cuisine missuses well done,

Tendering a cow with hands I got behind-bars toughened!

Harriet Tubman (vs Frederick Douglass):

I'll abolish this abolitionist. Hypocrisy? You're bound t' it,

I conduct raps like trains, dude: Underground.

Frederick Douglass (vs Harriet Tubman):

Phew, there's fire on this mountain, Tubman, but far bizarre,

If it weren't from the CEO of North Star, upping this scuffle on Vine, World Star!

Adele (vs David Bowie):

This Starman's no more than a Space Oddity,

And I'll have the last laugh when I release 70.