User blog:Element K/Element Kreate - Pompey the Great Verse

Introduction
Greetings everybody! I've decided to just call this the "Element K-" series, with 'K' replacing a word that starts with 'C' that involves the blog. So this would include Element Koverand Element Komment. Intruducing to you, Element Kreate, where I create stuff, which in this case, I made a Pompey the Great verse even if I have no idea what his beat would have sounded like.

'''DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ELEMENT K'S VERSION. THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD'VE BEEN OR IT'S ERB QUALITY. JUST SOMETHING FOR FUN'''

Ivan the Terrible:
Oh, what a humiliating defeat!

I know when I am beat, so, of course, take a seat!

I'd keep ripping you to shreds, but I'll take a break instead

And just rest my little head. Why don't you drop dead, Fred?!

(Hmm.) My expectations were a lot higher,

But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote wire.

It's another great day and another great victory

'Cause no great can beat me! What about me, Pompey? Yeah!



 Magnus spitting magnitudes of disses upon maniacs

 Tremble when triumphant Triumvirate commands the tracks

 I’m a Roman Senate; you’re a Grand Princess, irate

 Ruined his brain, the state and his granddad Ivan the Great

 You think I’m scared because of all the people you’ve slaughtered?

 I got the balls to fuck with Julius Caesar’s daughter! (Yeah!)

 Speaking of offspring, I heard you killed your heir

 So Tsardom went to Tsar Dumb, something you and your son share

 Spitting Great Fire, this Consul’s on a conquest for more

 You having good rapping skills is as stupid as your folklore

 I got the flow for your draught and you won’t famine now

 You were looking for some beef so I served the Mos-cow (Yeah!)