User blog:Fight-R/Fight-R Rap Battles (Sinterklaas Day Special) Satoru Iwata vs Saint Nicholas

Hi guys, welcome back with another Fight-R rap battle. Today is it Sinterklaas Eve and yeah, I'm Europian so. Well enough about that. But I reconized that Sinterklaas Day and the birthday of the former Nintendo President Satoru Iwata is on the same time (6 december). So, today we have Saint Nicholas rapping against Satoru Iwata.

(No Itunes cover this time)

FIGHT-R RAP BATTLES

SAINT NICHOLAS

VS

SATORU IWATA

BEGIN!!!

Satoru Iwata:
Let's begin this Nintendo Direct with announcing this new game,

It's called 'Saint Nicolas' Defeat' where Iwata defeats a stupid saint.

You don't exist right now, we all know you're already dead.

But in America you'll get replaced by Santa Claus instead.

I'm a Dragon King, learned much from Fighting Games you don't wanna mess with me.

Results of that, you'll die like Hiroshi Yamauchi.

I have the Smooth Moves to defeat you, Saint Nicholas

Can you're verse start now, please? I have to go to a conference.

Saint Nicholas:
Straight from Spain, here is Saint Nicholas, here to tell

if Iwata messes with Mii, Wii know he has been a naughty boy as well.

Kid, You know that I'm a saint, your rhymes sucked more than Kirby

You were born on Sinterklaas Day, you're parents used a Copy Ability!

PETA's knocking on your door, Mr. President! KNOCK KNOCK

Nobody asks for a Wii U, they ask for a Playstation and a Xbox

'' In your business card, you were a president. But in my heart, you suck ''

You beating me? HA! You're really out of luck.

Satoru Iwata:
When I was born on Sinterklaas Day, I cried,

but I still like my birthday, 'cause that's where you died!

It's kinda sad if some 12 or more, you don't deliver anymore,

So that's why everybody loves Santa Claus more!

Santa Claus:
Ho Ho Ho! So what do we have here?

A little tiny nerd having no Christmas cheer!

Don't worry, because Santa is here

to make this guy getting stomped by my Reindeers.

Your known by teens, but not that known by kids,

but they will know you if you'll be in the naughty list!

This is your last chance, you only have one time for your wish.

Now Merry Christmas to all, now Iwata has been dissed.

Satoru Iwata:
So now I'm battling the dumber version of you.

But you'll get paralyzed on this rap, like I'm a Pikachu.

Santa needs a real job, and lose some weight. THAT'S LIKELY!

But to Nicholas, at last I don't make black guys angry!

Saint Nicholas:
Wow you have  third verse? Aren't you giving up already?

Don't dis the Black Pêtes cause they actually care for me!

I'm saving lives, while you are ruining people's eyes, you know?

My rhymes killed you, call them Bile Duct Tumor 2.0. 



Who Won? Saint Nicholas Satoru Iwata