User blog:Hippie Rat/RoboCop vs Edward Scissorhands

This is one that I wrote probably years ago but then forgot about, then I got it back, chiseled it brutally, and here it is, in time for Terminator vs RoboCop.

Lyrics
Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! RoboCop vs Edward Scissorhands! Begin!

RoboCop:

I'm the gun-toting Robo representin' law in Detroit,

And I'm rocking one job, find the crime and destroy.

I'll gun down Frankenstein, throw a bitch in toxic waste,

Prime directives, got the trajectory, make the ceiling cave.

OG OCP MC,

The skinny shiving Willy Wonka can't defeat me.

Come at me, Cullen, I can take a few sharp digits,

Yo, I'm putting you under arrest for slitting bitches.

Edward Scissorhands:

Calm down, Cyborg, I ain't committing any crimes,

My rhymes stab like a water bed, short circuit in less than one day's time.

I'm singing Fuck Da Police, strolling past the patrolling,

Scorin', got a bitch talking good experience a hundred years after it snowing.

Gotta slice of ice shavings falling down in the Florida space,

Six-Million-Dollar here made it out with a face.

Dudes a wiry stick figure stealing Cyclops's shades,

Go back to X-Men, since you couldn't save Detroit in the middle of the day.

RoboCop:

How many times does Johnny Depp have to play an emo barber?

I'd rather see him fucked up by knife blades like from Freddy Krueger.

A pale-ass fuckboy from Florida? Get a tan,

I kill Vincent Price before you even have hands.

Tim Burton is burden on a fucking color scheme,

I would say you're the reason he stuck with stop motion movies.

Some kind of Wolverine and houses lime, gold, and carnation,

This threat has been neutralized, thank you for your cooperation.

Edward Scissorhands:

Say you'll beat Willy Wonka, but I know you wouldn't do that,

This bitch wouldn't fucking touch a corporate douchebag.

When they're the reason you got fucked up in the first place,

Got two crappy sequels and a piece of shit remake.

You got fucking decimated, returned to your occupation,

No one's that dedicated so prepare to get Terminated.

Your shit makes no sense, you're some kind of WALL•E wannabe,

I'm not finished being built but this battle's complete.

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

Poll
Who won? RoboCop Edward Scissorhands