Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-209.173.191.234-20130324231855

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Simon Cowell vs. Elmo

Simon: what is this a joke, it’s a three year old puppet Not to mention the fact it’s just a rejected Muppet Take that ‘L’ away it spells emo He’s even redder than Lindsay Lohans bush, trust me I should know Your only friends a fish that makes you forever alone Why couldn’t I rap with someone better like Liam neison or Sylvester salon Give up kid I’m the king of TV You only got a segment on glee

Elmo: don’t call me kid its Elmo bitch And everyone tired of hearing your stupid British pitch I grew up on sesame street worse part of town Even your looks can get big bird to show a frown Everyone knows British people ain’t got no dicks That goes for you and your one direction pricks You’re not on American idol anymore have you forgot And the only pussy you saw was on that queen that you got

Simon: it’s the X factor now best on show ever Your raps are not even clever You can’t even rap If you want my opinion it sounds like a dying cat You couldn’t do anything if you had that hand out of your ass No one could ever surpass, me I make a million bucks for everything I say Nothing you do will make you any less gay We will know the best rapper after all of this ends Go back to play with Bert, Eirne, and all your homo friends

Elmo: I got the X factor just asks Katy Perry At least someone didn’t take my place like Mariah Carey You think you’re so cool but you got no class You’re so stuck up I think something’s up your ass Who do you think you are, Randy Jackson? You cannot rap I have my own toy line for a matter of fact Your worse that Oscar You might feel better if you took Viagra so talk to your doctor

WHO WON, WHOS NEXT, YOU DECIDE