User blog:MrAwesome300/Waffles vs. Pancakes (w/ Barry and Sierra). ERBoF 2

Sup, and welcome to another Epic Rap Battle of Food. Today some special guests are entering the battle. I'm pancake, Loygansono55 is waffle, and Sierrastalker will enter in the last verse as french toast.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD

PANCAKE

VERSUS!

WAFFLE!

BEGIN!

Waffle
I'mma waffle all over yo' face, you cakeypan,

Dribble honey on me, cause I'm a waffle!

Waffle, waffle, waffle! Potato or toaster!

Let's eat each other, 'cause we're food!

I am crispy, you are floppy, a stack of poopy fucking poop

I'mma butter you up, artificial ingredients? Eeeew,

Speaking of dairy products, suck my load!

I'mma win, you're not, HA!

Pancake
Suck my syrupy nuts, waffle!

Just because some dingus made a song about you, I'm still epic!

Put some syrup on my ass! OM NOM NOM SYRUP

You don't have syrup! Oh wait, you do, never mind!

You remble dremble! You tremble with your squares on your body!

I'm awesome! So awesome, I have an international house!

You have a Waffle House! Nobody eats there!

Except maybe Nicolas Cage. But he sucks, anyway!

I'm gonna win, dimbo! Dumbo, ka-jimbo! ARRRRGGHHHH!

Waffle
Oh crumbs, you must be a lesbian, because you wanna suck my dick,

You are round, but you're a stupid piece of food,

I am edible, you're inedible, nobody wants to eat you,

Everybody wants to eat me, BACON,

So fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,

You're yucky and sucky fucky,

Quack like a ducky, pancake, dick, toilet,

You taste like utter jobby!

Pancake
Oh man! That was bad! You're like a Slim Jim!

You're all sticky and not good! I'll squirt syrup on your square ass!

Waffles aren't good! They're just inferior, like that one guy from Mario!

His name's Toad, I think. You're not even good, I'll win!

Add buttermilk on me! I'm great! You're not great! You're just fat and stuff!

IHOP on your ass, like hoppity hoppity hop!

Pancakes are a stuffing truffle treat! You're just a meat cleat beat!

And you know what? Aunt Jemima would not be pleased!

French Toast
My name is toast, and I have butter!

I'm the best breakfast food as possible!

You can't talk, you guys are pancakes and waffles!

I'm the only one who can talk! I'm so good at rapping, so I am the only one who can talk! YOLOSWAG I'M TOAST. I'm really good, you have syrup! The plate is your fate! Did I mention that I'm toast, and that I'm really good at rapping?

Toasters are evil, yo, Y'all taste like shit.

I say words. We all say words. Words are what we speak every week.

Just one more time, I'm Toast. YOLOSWAG.

Who won? Pancake Waffle French Toast