User blog:MisterMaster1229/Dis Rapping 1 -- Mrs. Larson

So I'm going to try rapping for the first time in a Dis Rap. I am dissing my math teacher Mrs. Larson.

Some things to know about her:
 * She has the voice of a ten year old
 * She is really fat
 * She has really hairy arms
 * She got divorced and always bitches about her ex-husband
 * She is really short
 * She wears big glasses
 * She gets pissed at people if they ask questions
 * She acts like a douche in front of parents to seem nice

Time for rap practice, against this hairy failure,

Watch out for MM, I'm a damn math hater,

I'll knock off your sorry-ass glasses, kick you in a hole,

You're so fucking fat, people could use you to bowl!

Before screaming at kids, maybe go through puberty,

So short and angry, I can't take you seriously,

You try to make parental friends, well that just won't work,

If you yell one more time, I think I'll go berserk!

You teach so bad, no wonder I have questions!

Because of you, I need to let out this rap aggresion,

I laugh when you bitch about your husband, you freak!

Shut up for a second, let some students speak,

I thought about sparing you this humiliation, but hell no!

Thank God school's out, I can't deal with this! YOLO!