User blog:Awesomesix/Total Drama ERB Season 2 news

*the camera pans in on the island, empty except for Peter, Lloyd, Dynamite, Tyson, Poe, Santa and the wrestling bros cleaning up*

Nice Peter: I'm Nice Peter!

EpicLLOYD: I'm Epiclloyd!

Nice Peter: And we have NO clue what we'll do next season!

EpicLLOYD: As you can see, we're cleaning up.

Nice Peter: Well, the employees are.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Where do you want these tanks?

Nice Peter:  Just paint over them some time, we can keep them.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Okay.

*Tyson tosses the tanks into a pile, causing a loud crashing noise*

EpicLLOYD: Currently, Morgan is calling in people to see if they wanna compete. We've got a few people...

*the scene transitions to Morgan in his office, talking on the phone*

J.P. Morgan: I can't understand you, I think the connection is quitting...either that or you pause an awful lot.

Voice (on phone): I...take offense to that...sir.

J.P. Morgan: Is that a yes or a no?

Voice (on phone): I...guess it is.

*the scene cuts back to Peter and Lloyd*

Nice Peter: We've still got plenty of messes and unused stuff here...and Santa, can you go search for the shark?

Santa Claus: It's probably to Hawaii by now...

EpicLLOYD: Unless we are Hawaii...

Nice Peter: Where even are we?

Napoleon Dynamite: You mean you never actually learned where you are?

EpicLLOYD: So, once the island is cleaned, we'll get back to you.

Goku: *lifts stuff out of the house's rubble* Ooh, panties...

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Those are mine. *snatches the panties from Goku*

Goku: What the fuck... *Goku stares at Tyson awkwardly*

Santa Claus: Why is there a ton of jock straps everywhere?

Nice Peter: As you can see, we're not getting anywhere.

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Poe, can you finish early so we can go fishing?

Edgar Allan Poe: One second Dynamite. You see this mess? I don't think I'll finish...Yet.

EpicLLOYD: If you do, take Santa with you, we need him to find Bessie.

Napoleon Dynamite: Who?

Thomas Edison: My baby!

EpicLLOYD: The shark.

Napoleon Dynamite: On second thought, I can wait...

Thomas Edison: Fine, I'll do it myself! Why do I have to do the hard stuff around here?

Santa Claus: How about I smack your shit up?

Michael Jackson: OOH!

Mikhail Gorbachev: OH YEAH!

Nice Peter: See you soon...

*the camera cuts off*

Comment who you want to see compete for the first time next season!