User blog:TheMindofMe/Look Down: a Les Misérables parody (Wiki Edition)

Disclaimer: This is for satirical use only. The events of the Wiki being referenced I am only making fun of. No hard feelings for anyone referenced in this.

So a minor incident went down yesterday that inspired the local thespian to write a spoof or two. So without further ado, here is "Prologue: Look Down" from Les Misérables, ERB Wiki-style!

Cast of Characters
User:The Flatwoods Monster as Jean Valjean

User:Nikki Lee 1999 as Javert

User:ClassicalExpendable as Convict #1

User:SuperSm4shWarrior as Convict #2

User:Silent Mocker as Convict #3

User:Reignic3 as Convict #4

User:Meatholl as Convict #5

The Song
Background track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UCLD6q8sl8 (Start at 0:59)

All:

Uh uh, Uh uh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh

Uh uh, Uh uh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh

Uh uh, Uh uh

Uh uh uh uh uh

Uh uh, Uh uh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh

Look down, Look down

Don't go to the Wiki

Look down, Look down

The people there are mean

CE:

My ban's too long

I need a second chance

All:

Look down, Look down

The admins do not dance

Llama:

I've done my time

Now Lexi, set me free

All:

Look down, Look down

She doesn't care, you see

Mocker:

I know I'm right

I know I'm innocent

All:

Look down, Look down

It really makes no sense

Reign:

Imma get in line, to tell Mind

"Jesus sucks!"

All:

Look down, Look down

You're not allowed on chat

Jorn:

Oh why, Piet,

did you make me a Crat?

All:

Look down, Look down

Your blocking is now set

Look down, Look down

You'll always be in debt

Nikki:

Now bring me AWC 24.601

You've been blocked and now your punishment's done

You know what that means

Flats:

No, I did no crime

Nikki:

FALSE!

You've logged out to raise your battles on charts

You are a fraud

Flats:

It was not from my house

Nikki:

You made some socks

Flats:

It was my brother, though

My friends gave me some suggestions to do

But I never did them

Nikki:

You will do them too

Unless you know you're not an influence

Flats:

I've been more influential than you've been

The years you were banned

Nikki:

Three years since what you did

It's all because you lied to us

Yes, ProbablyNoah

Flats:

I'm the Flatwoods Monster!

Nikki:

And I'm Nikki

Do not forget my name

Do not forget me, ProbablyNoah

All:

Look down, Look down

Your blocking is now set

Look down, Look down

You'll always be in debt

Uh uh, Uh uh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh

Uh uh, Uh uh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh