Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood/Rap Meanings

Bruce Lee:
I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw

("Fists of Fury" is a movie that starred Lee.)

Defeat whole karate schools and mother fuckers with claws

(In many of his movies, Lee did just what he said in the line.)

How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw

(Eastwood was considered insane, or "talking shit" by many people in 2012 after he spoke to an empty chair. Saying, basically, "How are you gonna talk nonsense when I punch you in the face?")

'''Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say "Waaataaaw!"'''

("Waaataaaw" is a sound most people make when they do kung fu. Bruce Lee often yelled this cry.)

'''Your movies they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise'''

(Many of Eastwood's movies have scenes where everyone just stands around looking at each other, and that their plots unravel really slowly.)

'''I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris'''

(In "Return of the Dragon", Lee has a fight with Chuck Norris. To make a long story short, Bruce won.)

I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe

(Jeet Kune Do is a style of Martial Arts invented by Lee.)

(Sidenote: Mike Diva, the actor portraying Lee, as well as Chuck Norris all have created their own form of Martial Arts.)

'''Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!'''

(Play on words: Kung Fu is another style of of Martial Arts. F-U is the polite/abbreviated way of saying "fuck you".)

Clint Eastwood:
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger

(Lee's battle cries sound very high pitched and femenine. Moves Like Jagger is the name of a song by Maroon 5.)

But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter

(A Pu Pu platter is a tray full of appetizers in American Chinese restaurants.  Eastwood claims he'll throw down Lee faster than he can down a plate.)

You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks

(Lee's hairstyle is reminiscent of that of the Beatles, particularly Ringo Starr.)

You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips

(Many Japanese/Chinese movies are spoken in their respective languages. When they are made in to English-speaking movies, voice overs are spoken over the mouths moving to the speech pattern of the Japanese/Chinese people speaking them.)

'''You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop'''

(A sweatshop is a type of factory in China, most often, where people make things, such as iPods.)

So go ahead, (spits) make my iPod

(Reference to Previous Line: Lee should be working in a sweatshop, as he is Chinese. Reference to Eastwood's signature line "Go ahead, make my day".) 

These little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce

(Bruce's kicks and punches looks a bit like dances.)

'''Fuck you dude. I even squint better than you'''

(Many Chinese people, like Lee, appear to be squinting their eyes. Clint is saying that his squints are even better than Lee's squints.)

Bruce Lee:
'''I beat the good and the bad. You must be the ugly'''

(One of the movies Clint starred in was called "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly". Bruce is saying that he has beaten the good and bad, and all that's left is the ugly, i.e. Clint.)

I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me

(Messing up someone's face means to physically beat said person up, making their faces full of bruises and the likes. Here, Lee is saying that he could make Clint's face looks bad, but he already does look bad.

Go tug your pistol for a fistful of your million dollar babies

(There's two references to Clint's movies here, which is "A Fistful of Dollars" and "Million Dollar Baby". Basically, Bruce is telling Clint to tug his "pistol", or penis, for a "fistful of [his] million dollar babies", or semen. Bruce is telling him to go fap.)

You were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy

(Eastwood's movies were smashing successes in the '80's.  Now, not as much.  And he's cuckoo because...)

A man who argues with people who aren't even there

(...in mid-2012, Eastwood was paid to speak at the Republican Party National Convention (RNC).  Rather than speak, Eastwood chose to do a skit talking to President Obama, who was preparing for the DNC instead, so Obama wasm't there across from Eastwood as he carried on.  It appeared to viewers...)

Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!

(...that Eastwood was just talking to a chair, to hear himself speak.)

Clint Eastwood:
'''Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm askin'.'''

(Reference to a frequent question in the "Dirty Harry" films.)

'''You can't be too tough. You got killed by an aspirin'''

(Bruce Lee died due to an allregic reaction to an asprin.)

And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker

(A racist joke on how Asians have small penises, or "peckers". The one inch punch is Bruce Lee's signature move.)

'''Leave the rapping to me. Stick to chinese checkers'''

(Another racist joke.)

I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel!

(Lee's only son, Brandon, died of an accidental gunshot wound while filming "The Crow" in 1993.)