User blog:Stuckinthe1800s/Modern Mickey Vs Classic Mickey

Modern Mickey

hello there pal you wanna have some fun? cause before this battle is done,you kind of have to run welcome to Disney,Jr! every little kid knows that you're stuck in the past,i even have my own show! go into my clubhouse,you'll be taken down i make little kids happy,while you just make them frown you're history chimp,and everyone knows it who do i have to fight,people hate you more than frozen!

Classic Mickey i'm a legend for 80 years,and i get replaced by this wanna be?

well you better be ready,cause you're facing the original mickey!

while you were busy counting shapes, i fought a giant face to face!

i'll kick you with my yellow shoes,and take you back to your place

you're an embarrassment,so listen up about those little kids

the only people that like you,while i'm the definition of entertainment

you're gonna fall kid, just like disney's reputation

i'm the sorcerer's apprentice,you're just a failed abomination

Modern Mickey ha ha,you think you'll beat me? i don't mean to boast

but you're about to get eaten up just like chocolate pot roast

no one remembers your name,who even remembers you?

since people only know me,what are you gonna do?

Classic Mickey

oh gosh,your disses are worse than the shows on Disney channel

i guess criticism is something that you were never able to handle

but i'll say,you're brave for wanting to step up to me

you have to leave though,cause there's only room for one mickey