User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/ERB Wiki Deathmatch-Devil vs Wrath

ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH!

DEVIL

VS

WRATH

setting: the ban dimension

(Devil is sitting on his throne of skulls)

Devil: Man, I sure do love being king of the ban dimensi-

(Devil is cut off by a siren)

PA System: ''Attention, all banned users, there is a class 10 banned user being sent to the dimension. I repeat, class 10 banned user.''

Devil: Class 10? Oh, someone who is an equal to my awesomeness! I can't wait to meet him!

(A beam of light shoots from the sky)

Devil: I wonder who it is!

(Suddenly, a familiar figure appears)

Devil: Wait, aren't you that pregnant woman?

Wrath: Aren't you the guy who made a shit sitcom?

Devil: Ey, fuck you! My sitcom was great! My mommy told me so.

Wrath: As I guessed.

Devil: You're quite a jerk for a pregnant lady!

Wrath: I'm not pregnant. I was a liar.

Devil: Well, I'm not surprised. However, to mark my dominance as an alpha male of this dimension, I shall kill you!

(Wrath scoffs)

Wrath: You're a male?

Devil: SHUT UP!

(Devil blasts a spear at Wrath)

Wrath: FUCK!

(Wrath dodges it and charges at Devil)

Wrath: Die, cis-scum!

(Devil whacks Wrath in the head with a Blackadder DVD)

Devil: Yeah, suck it!

(Wrath punches Devil in the face and grabs Devil by the horns)

Devil: Agh, fuck!

Wrath: Feel my wrath!

(Wrath throws Devil across the dimension, a streak of fire behind him)

Devil: AHHHHHHHH, THAT WAS A TERRIBLE PUN!!

(Devil lands onto a stone floor with a thud)

Wrath: Looks like I win!

(Suddenly, Devilishmind II tackles Wrath)

Devilishmind II: Must. Kill. Wrath.

(Devil chokes Wrath until he turns blue)

Devilishmind II: Wrath. Must. Die.

(Suddenly, Wrath uses a proxy, teleporting him thre feet away from Devil II)

Devilishmind II: Wrath. Is. Missing. Must. Search. For. Wrath.

(Wrath pulls out his bootleg ban hammer and smashes Devil II's head into the floor, turning it into a pile of blood)

Wrath: Ah, fuck me.

(Wrath hears a primal scream, coming from the third puppet)

Devilishmind III: PREPARE FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!

(Devilishmind III lunges towards Wrath like a missile)

(Wrath jumps up and uppercuts Devil3 who flies into a pit of lava)

Wrath: Easier than expected.

???: Captain Coolface to the rescue!

(A flying fist punches Wrath across the face)

Wrath: Agh!

(Captain Coolface does a heroic pose before kicking Wrath in the shin)

Captain Coolface: Eat pepper spray, villain!

(Captain Coolface pulls out a can of pepper spray and sprays Wrath's eyes)

Wrath: AHHH! JESUS, MY EYES!

Captain Coolface: Coolface power punch!

(Coolface punchs Wrath in the chest, sending Wrath flying into the throne)

Wrath: Ah, fuck! Why do I feel something in my back?

(Wrath looks down to see a goat horn pierced through his chest)

Wrath: Shit.

(Captain Coolface laughs)

Captain Coolface: Ha! I have outsmarted you!

(Wrath's body emits a black aura which flows into the lava)

Captain Coolface: I gotta tell my mo-AGH!

(Captain Coolface is interrupted by a blade through his abdomen)

Shîn-Wrath: What's the matter?

(Shîn-Wrath snaps Captain Coolface's neck in half)

Shîn-Wrath: Stiff neck?

(Shîn-Wrath turns around to see Deathination holding the plagiarism scythe)

Deathination: I shall steal your jokes, then I shall steal your soul!

Shîn-Wrath: I see.

(Shîn-Wrath summons his flame katana)

Shîn-Wrath: This'll be easy...

(Deathination charges towards Shîn-Wrath and jumps up into the air)

Shîn-Wrath: Yup, easy.

'SLASH!! BANG!! BOOM!! ONAMONAPIA!!'

(Blood is everywhere, the plagiarism scythe is broken, and the flame katana is burnt out)

Shîn-Wrath: My guess was correct.

(However, the blood and corpses of each Devil fuse together, creating a giant Satan monster)

Shîn-Wrath: ...Jesus, fuck.

Devil-Prime: NOTHING SHALL BE YOUR EXISTENCE!!!

(Devil-Prime grabs Shîn-Wrath and tosses him up in the air. Devil-Prime blasts Shîn-Wrath with the fire of hell. Shîn-Wrath, however, divekicks Devil-Prime in the face knocking the beast into kneeling. Shîn-Wrath pulls out the baseball bat and hits Devil-Prime in the eye. Devil-Prime gets up and throws Shîn-Wrath to the ground. As soon as Shîn-Wrath hits the ground, though, he jumps up.)

Shîn-Wrath: YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!1

Devil-Prime: WRATH SHALL FEEL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(Shîn-Wrath charges up and strikes Devil-Prime)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

(Nothingness)

Meanwhile, at the monitor room...

"The ban dimension, sir. It's gone..."

"I know. It's all in the plan."

"But sir, the wiki will become suspicious."

"Don't worry, I have a plan."

"What's the plan?"

"It involves the two men identified as...NicePeter and EpicLloyd."

To be continued...