User blog:The Bespectacled Guy/Bespec's Rap Battles of History 4: Scott Tracy VS Luke Skywalker

Introduction
In this battle, Scott Tracy from puppet-animated TV show Thunderbirds takes on Luke Skywalker from the Star Wars movies to determine who's the better science-fiction hero.

The Battle
BESPEC'S RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SCOTT TRACY!

VS

LUKE SKYWALKER!

BEGIN!

Scott Tracy:

You thought Hoth was bad? My rhymes flow colder!

Messing up your sentence structure like your name was Yoda!

I'll ruin you like the prequels, to your fans' dismay,

This is International Rescue, here to save the day!

Does anybody actually get along in your family?

You spent three movies trying to kill your daddy!

My brothers fight with me, be it rain or snow,

So beat it, Skywalker. Thunderbirds are go!

Luke Skywalker:

So you all work together? Am I supposed to be impressed?

With your goofy uniform, you look like a stewardess!

You don't have real powers, just a glorified jet,

I re-invented sci-fi, and don't you ever forget,

I beat the Empire, blew the Death Star sky high,

You couldn't kill a bald dude with orange glowing eyes!

I'm a Jedi Master, spreading peace wherever I go,

While you're a fucking puppet! You should rap against Pinocchio!

Scott Tracy:

"Like father, like son"? Well I guess that's true,

'Cause your daddy couldn't rap, and neither can you!

Your momma died at your birth, bet you're sorry you missed her,

Raised as a redneck in a desert, then made out with your sister!

Luke Skywalker:

Don't you dare talk about incest to me!

I've seen you sucking Virgil's little Thunderbird 3!

You play with people's lives like it's your little game,

And your lyrics are as skilful as a Stormtrooper's aim!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

BESPEC'S RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Rap Meanings
(Coming soon)

Poll
Who won? Scott Tracy Luke Skywalker