Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-5722019-20130324180336/@comment-50.89.213.30-20130325103530

EPIC FANMADE BATTLES OF HISTORY

GEORGE WASHINGTON

VS

CAPTAIN AMERICA

BEGIN!

Washington:

I cannot tell a lie

My success blows more minds

Than your Avengers showstopper

Because the obvious victor is the patriotic founding father

My army in blue, is superior to your crew

What will you do before I turn you into stew

I stepped up to King George, clearly I’m heroic

While your experience is frozen, I rhyme like a poet

America:

You cannot tell a lie, I don’t know what I’m seeing

<p class="MsoNormal">From what Martha has told me, founding father was misleading

<p class="MsoNormal">Your buddy Ben Franklin’s on the cover of Quaker Oats

<p class="MsoNormal">We fought Loki’s army, you lose to friggin’ redcoats

<p class="MsoNormal">Take off your powdered wig and sport some real hair

<p class="MsoNormal">You and Abe Lincoln can’t even be compared

<p class="MsoNormal">Sure you signed your little contract, that may be true

<p class="MsoNormal">But really, Tony’s less arrogant than you

<p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">We didn’t need an election, I won in a spark

<p class="MsoNormal">Your unsophisticated crew was only good on South Park

<p class="MsoNormal">I was the one to get America its freedom

<p class="MsoNormal">And your little Avengers, we didn’t need them

<p class="MsoNormal">I really hate to do this, but your strive is relentless

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll write you up like the Declaration of Independence

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a wannabe Uncle Sam, I cannot be beaten

<p class="MsoNormal">We won the revolution so go back to school Steven

<p class="MsoNormal">America:

<p class="MsoNormal">AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

<p class="MsoNormal">Make this relic fumble

<p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">Where’s your army

<p class="MsoNormal">America:

<p class="MsoNormal">We have a Hulk

<p class="MsoNormal">We’re destined to surpass the Justice League

<p class="MsoNormal">Chop you in half like your dad’s cherry tree

<p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">You aren’t even a challenge, just ask Hitler

<p class="MsoNormal">This war is for more than gold and silver

<p class="MsoNormal">You still aren’t used to your rivals’ retribution

<p class="MsoNormal">Jefferson, put him against the Constitution

<p class="MsoNormal">America:

<p class="MsoNormal">You claim over and over the team’s unsophisticated

<p class="MsoNormal">But call me the Winter Soldier, because it’s time for assassination

<p class="MsoNormal">Stand down George, I was always bolder

<p class="MsoNormal">I gotta get back on the ship, sorry soldier

<p class="MsoNormal">(Gets into ship)

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.