User blog:SkeepTieel/Chair vs Mohawk/Vibrator vs Handcuffs/Donald Trump vs Heath Ledger - Epic Rap Battles of Yes

here's Icey, Flare, Gravity and Skeep being idiots.

I'm sincerely sorry for wasting your precious time.

Blah blah blah, Skeep is an immature fuck.

Cast
This Fucking Chair as Chair

Tony Hawk as Mohawk

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwSFNjBaPgA

Chair
Yo, I'm a chair in Texas cause I'm about to shock ya

I beat Clint Eastwood, I'll have no problem glocking ya

I got four legs to stand on, you got nobody

Yo wife sat me on me and called me honey

HAWWK! IMMA WHIP YOU WITH MY COOOOCK

Rock hard cock I be cumming in a sock

First I'll bang your mum, then I'll bang the drum

Then I'll rape your ass and fill your butt with my cum

You're a bigger jerk than if I gave you some lubie

I hawk up a loogie gonna spit it to me

Like my dick I'm always standing up

Looking down to yo girl like yo baby what's up?

Mohawk
Mark Zuckerberg is best pony from FNAF

Bitch, don't make me laugh, cause ur so daft

PUNK, I'll blow steam on this punk

cause this bitch don't know Uptown Funk

I'm an Indian Tribe on your head

Guys with combed hair get the bitches instead

You can try me, dye me, cut me off and fry me

Birds fly directly overhead and can't get by me

I'm a Mo-hawk, call me Tony Hawk

Cause hawk, call me Hasselhawk

Cause I'm hot and a hawk at the same time

You can't even rhyme so imma give you a shot at the mic...

ALRIGHT!

Chair
LIKE THIS FUCKING CHAIR

OH WAIT THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sit on me and I'll whip yo seat

I support the weak and drop the beat

I may get creaky but baby superglue me

Your daddy grabbed his hammer and eh hem, screwed me

Hulk Hogan grabs me, and bashes emcees with me

Lean on me and prepare for a baby's delivery

Mohawk
Yo brother tongued me, I'm his sister

Soon he had me moaning making me call him Mister

We did it in my bedroom, right across the hall from his

I whispered I love you as he gave me a kiss

Now I missed my period and our baby might be

Really deformed and challenged mentally

You got nothing to stand on, I got four

Time to let this spray painted bitch to retort

WHO WON!?

I personally thought Mohawk won.

WHO WON?! Chair Mohawk Nail

Cast
Ralph Wiggums as Handcuffs

Stephano Hawkins as Vibrator

Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czxzgYHQOIY

Handcuffs
I gotta hand it to you, your rhymes make me cough

I'll lock this douche in 2 Chainz if you think you can act tough

ill shove this lube up your anus and call you daddy bitch

Then I'll mutilate this smeely deformed rock hard phallus

You're a vibrator? Well I don't blame ya

Shakin' in fear from my raps when you came here ya

Vibrator
Yo sup I'm a vibrator

I take a handcuff and I rhyme rape 'er

Take my phallus on your holes

Then watch me fuck up your poleee

Yo I'm a Whip about to thrash asses sexually

How can you all have fun when I give you a vasectomy?

I ain't lying I punish lions, I'll have no trouble beating these pigs

Stick my tip up your ass and put in your mouth a fig

I leave red hot streaks across your skin

You've all been naughty girls, don't flinch

Try to mess with me and I'll leave you all fuzzy

You only touch girls' hand and not go to their pussy

WHO WON?! Handcuffs Vibrator Nail

Cast
NicePeter as Heath Ledger

NicePeter as Donald Trump

NicePeter as Bufallo Bill

Eminem as Pepsi

Beat
The Scrooge vs Trump Beat

Heath Ledger
HAHAHAHA! My name is Heath Ledgers

I'll rape your mom and leave you stranded in the desert

Remember that clown that touched your no no in the third grade?

I got him on speed dial pissy pants. Ain't that great?

I'll take all your cash, burn it up in a flash

Drop the law so hard, call it a Franklin and Bash

Put some lotion on B cause my rhymes are so hot

I'm the true maniac, you're just a dermatologist with no cause

All over my face, that's how my make up's made

Time to take a stand moneypenny, drink my lemonade

I'll Buffalo Bill you so hard, everyone'll say "beaute hair my ass"

I can't rap but if you say I can't I'll start to fap

Donald Trump
YO TRUMPS LEAVING YOU TRUMPED, CAUSE IM MORE MEAN

I GOT MORE FIRE IN ME THAN YOUR BUILDING SCENE

Joker raps and no one bats an eye

Trump talks and everyone blows their mind

I'll Buffalo Bill you so hard, you'll pay out the ass

I can't rap but if you say I can't I'll start to fap

Buffalo Bill ain't got shit on my money

He only wants some lotion touched by a honey

I'll whip your precious skin till it's torn and bloody

Your raps are like your suits, just more cruddy

But I'm slicker than any lotion, my hair says so

I got more class than Liotta did yo

Buffalo Bill (Kayne Beat)
HI IM BUFFALO BILL

TRUMPING TRUMP'S DOLLAR BILLS

EPIC YOUTUBE RAP BATTLES IS SO SUCCESSFUL

YOU MESSHOLE ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW WHAT A REPCO

THESE LAMBS WILL BE SO SILENT

CALL ME WILLY WONKA CAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO GET VIOLENT

ILL SLAP YOU WITH A FLANNEL

IF YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL

INHALE MY JUICY COCK YOU CANNIBAL

YOU SUCK, CALL ME HANNIBAL

I'LL SEND YOU TO YOUR GRAVES AND LEAVE YOU DYING ON THE PAVEMENT

YOU'RE JUST GHOSTLY FREAKS GUILTY OF ALIEN ENSLAVEMENT

I'LL EAT YOU UP, WELCOME TO FREDDY'S PIZZERIA

THEN I'LL TURN YOU INTO FURNITURE AND SEND YOU TO IKEA

Pepsi
Yo I'm Pepsi, fresh and poppin

Rhymes outta the freezer, I'm about to drop 'em

Blue yo fools just like my can

You better run, up north to free land

Hey, I'm better than Nike

Break more sweat than motherfucking vikings

Your soul is worn you need a rest

My drink's better tasting than your mama's breast

Heath Ledger
What the fuck

Donald Trump
I feel like I'm motherfucking stuck in this duck

Buffalo Bill
IT MAKES ME WANNA QUACK

All
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Pepsi
Pepsi's like a Buffalo, Trumping ya'll to the Ledges

The new ERB will be FNAF 1 vs FNAF 4 I bet ya

WHO WON?! Donald Trump Heath Ledger Buffalo Bill Pepsi Nail

I'm sorry, I regret making this.