User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Fox McCloud vs Rocket Raccoon

Star Fox series protagonist faces off with fan favorite Marvel character Rocket Raccoon in a battle of raps to decide who is the better space hero. Who wins? You decide!

'''Fox: '''

Fox McCloud here to create a verbal ka-boom

I’ve got my targets set, and their on a raccoon

I’m the greatest of all space-bound defenders

Go against the Star Fox Team? You better surrender

You’re from a quadrant called Keystone? I think that’s a type of beer

The power of my Arwing fighter will leave you rattling in fear

I gained my skills on my own, you got yours through science

I’ll burn you alive with my fighter’s loaded missile guidance



Rocket:

This little fox thinks he can beat me? Ha! What a laugh!

I’ll gun your red ass down and then I’ll rip you in half

I’m part of the almighty team, the Guardians of the Galaxy

I’ve got Star-Lord and Groot, and you’ve an annoying toad named Slippy

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a major player in Marvel comics, and I’ll soon be in a movie

<p class="MsoNormal">You’d fit right in with all of Halfworld’s loonies

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like your Arwing, you’re about to take a dive

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll chew on your corpse’s skull and then I’ll skin you alive

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<p class="MsoNormal">Fox:

<p class="MsoNormal">Easy Rockey boy, no need to get so mean

<p class="MsoNormal">You beating me is just your silly wet dream

<p class="MsoNormal">Will you ever be as popular as me? Hell no!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because hardly anyone knows you, while I’m a staple of Nintendo

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rocket:

<p class="MsoNormal">Your tactics are kid’s stuff compared to mine, so stop it

<p class="MsoNormal">Last night, I showed Krystal the reason they call me Rocket

<p class="MsoNormal">Why don’t you go and give your little buddies another spoon?

<p class="MsoNormal">You should have thought twice before stepping up to a raccoon

Who won? Fox McCloud Rocket Raccoon