User blog:Grinchnight14/Google Vs Bing Litteral Review

This time I review one of the oldest fanmade rap battles, Google Vs Bing by EpicRapBattles10.

Google:
My website is google, The one everyone picks,

Thanks for saying your name right after the anouncer said it. I'm also sure that not every singal person on planet Earth uses Google.

You'd be lucky if you were announced as my sidekick,

I didn't know that search engens were superheros. And, I think he'd be lucky if he won the rap battle.

Everyone likes my easy-to-use look,

So what your saying is that they don't like to use you to search. And once again, not every damb person uses Google!

And I have more likes than you on Facebook,

Big deal, you have more likes on a social network. And why end that line with a comma? That seems like the end of a ryehm.

Nobody would even compare you to me,

Well Charles of ERB10 would. Lots of other people do too.

You're just aGoogle search engen wannabe,

I thought he was just a search engen. I didn't know that Google was the person who decides who people are.

It's an obvious choice of which one they will choose,

And the answer is? How about telling us who they will choos. And who's they?

You've entered in a battle that you're clearly gonna lose!

I love generic lines that anyone could come up with. (He said sarcasticly). Well, time to hand the mic off to bing.

Bing:
My website is Bing, and you'll know that we'll bring,

Right after the first line, I would concittur handing the mic back to Google. Why are you talking like Bing hasn't been out yet?

A search engine that you can search for, anything,

Once again, don't leave commas after you finish a rhyem! You could search for anything on Google or any search engin.

We may be brand new, and we rise to the top,

Well you have been out fr years now, so I wouldn't call you brand new. Shouldn't it be "We may be brand new, but we rise to the top"?

As you watch your Google site visitors number drop,

I'm not going to repeat myself again.