User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S EPIC RAP BATTLES! Chuck Jones VS Walt Disney



Le Battle:
LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

WALT DISNEY

VS

CHUCK JONES

BEGIN!



Chuck Jones:
Ehh… what’s up doc? Still an animator without a cock?

Old age is getting to you, you’re becoming such a Fraggle Rock,

Lyrics so heavy they’re shooting you down, call you Bambi’s mother,

A real businessman does things on his own, not leave it to his brother!

Look at what your legacy has become: a girl twerking to a pedo,

I’ll twist you, beat you, and make you deformed: call you Play-doh,

You gave Disney your soul and hard work, but now you have proven,

That when you die, atrocities emerge from the foundation: Frozen!



<p class="MsoNormal">''Walt Disney just looks at Chuck Jones as a projector appears out of no where. It turns on and Mickey walks into view. ''

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Mickey Mouse:
<p class="MsoNormal">Oh-ho! You must be going Looney, sonny, you’re like Roger Rabbit,

<p class="MsoNormal">Kicking the butts of Disney rivals? I’m sorry, it’s just my habit!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your anatomy is wrong, you had a kitten evolve right into a mouse,

<p class="MsoNormal">Step back to Burbank, bucko, cuz’ you’re gonna get lyrically doused!

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Walt Disney:
<p class="MsoNormal">Thanks for the introduction, Mickey, but now it’s time to get dirty,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have all the fame in the world, so you can just BITE me!

<p class="MsoNormal">This is a Warner-ing, Chuck, I’m afraid that you’re outta luck,

<p class="MsoNormal">With rapping like that, you’re as generic as Daffy Duck!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Chuck Jones grabs a pencil and begins to draw something. Bugs Bunny leaps out of the picture. ''

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Bugs Bunny:
<p class="MsoNormal">He’s as generic as Daffy Duck? You’re as mentally stable as Donald,

<p class="MsoNormal">Like Wizards of Waverly Place, very quickly did you get old,

<p class="MsoNormal">Your cartoons are bland, not funny, and just all round, not even quirky,

<p class="MsoNormal">Pack up your bags, bub, I think you made a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

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Chuck Jones:
<p class="MsoNormal">You finally got a chance to have children in your marriage,

<p class="MsoNormal">But your hopes got too high and then you became Mr. Carriage,

<p class="MsoNormal">You catered to the Nazis, now we know who the favorite is

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m still making millions after death, I know how to run a buiz!

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Walt Disney:
<p class="MsoNormal">Money is not business, it should be about making people happy,

<p class="MsoNormal">While you sat in your office as your TV shows quickly became crappy,

<p class="MsoNormal">Sure we hit some bumps with children, but we decided for adoption,

<p class="MsoNormal">And can you please shut up? Your speech pattern is like Marvin the Martian!

<p class="MsoNormal">Democratic scum, talking about business? Are you Hell-bent for Election?

<p class="MsoNormal">I put fun into my works, while you, you went into the wrong direction,

<p class="MsoNormal">You had worked with Dr. Seuss, now I know where you stole talent from,

<p class="MsoNormal">You took a shot at me but missed, Walt Disney is the man who has won!

Who won? Walt Disney and Micky Mouse Chuck Jones and Bugs Bunny