User blog:LakuitaBro01/WARCRAFT DEATH BATTLE!

DEATH BATTLE!

Italics = Boomstick = AG

Normal = Wiz = Me

Beggining Sequence:
Humans, the normal race of Azeroth ''VS the Orcs, the Bloodthirsty killers of Azeroth. These two races have been fighting eachother since the beggining, we're pitting them together to see who is truely the toughest race in all of Azeroth!''

Human:
Humans in  Warcraft  are a resilient species native to the world of  Azeroth. Many live in the  ''Eastern Kingdoms, once known as the  Azotha.   They founded  seven kingdoms  that banded together in the  Second War . Humans native to Northrend were often forced into slave labor in the magnataur kingdoms of ancient history''. Since the  Third War, the kingdom of  Stormwind  has led humanity and is a powerful stronghold of the  Alliance. ''The Humans are Brave fighters who fight for the Light and to help the world. ''That is correct Boomstick, they are agile fighters who are the strongest of all of Paladins. ''Paladins? You mean the ones in Dungeons and Dragons? ''No Boomstick, these Paladins are skilled in holy light and can kill easily, it's one of the 3 classes we'll talk about in the battle. ''The Paladins attacks are Crusade Strike, Judgement, Templar Verdict, Hammer of Wrath, Holy Light, and Flash Heal. ''Flash Heal is a powerful healing move that can heal for 14 thousand health. ''Holy Light is a powerful magic based attack that can do large amounts of damage, along with Templar Verdict but it's a physical move. ''Paladin is one type of three classes in this battle. ''Don't spoil it you fuckin' retard! ''Oh... sorry, Humans are also skilled in magic, Warlocks are one example of there power. ''Warlocks are skilled in the art of Demonology, the study of demons and Chaotic based magic. ''That is also correct Boomstick, Warlocks are capable of producing a huge amount of damage in a short period of time. ''such moves are Chaos Bolt which is a critical hit everytime it hits. ''Incinerate is another Devastation type attack that does a considerable amount of damage. ''When stuff gets real and the Warlock needs to heal, theres an energy beam thingy that can heal itself and damge enemys. ''Boomstick it's called Drain Life and it can do little damage and it heals little. ''Aside from that, Warlocks can summon Demons to help themselves defeat enemys, there summons feature Voidwalkers, Succubus, Felhunters, and Imps. ''Voidwalkers are tanks, Succubus are deadly short ranged attackers, Felhunters are also deadly short range attackers, and Imps are long-ranged attackers. ''The last class that's going to fight for the Humans are Rogues. ''Rogues are heavy assault stealth fighters who can devastate the battle field with one Ambush. ''Ambush is a devastating attack performed while stealthed. Other attacks the Rogues can use are Sinister Strike and Eviserate. Eviserate is powered by Sinister Strike but both are killer, while Sinister Stike is powered by the Weapon power, Eviserate is powered by combo points which make it powerful. ''That wraps that up about the Humans, now to the Orcs! Lets hope they brought some great artillery to help them