User blog:DemonicBeast/Pikachu vs Meowth. Pokemon Rap Battles 1

I just made the announcement, and believe it or not, the first battle is up! HOORAY!!!

In this game of cat and mouse, the sharp clawed cat Pokemon Meowth fights quick-footed mouse Pokemon Pikachu!

Announcer:
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!!!

MEOWTH!

VS!

PIKACHU!

BEGIN!

Meowth:
Time to Scratch these records, cause it's too late for you!

I'll beat poor Pikachu 'till he's through! Whoo-hoo!

It's Pay Day! You'll owe me Pokemon Dollars after your defeat!

Pickup the pace, or you'll have my dust to eat!

You get ripoffs every generation, they're not your family!

And I don't give two shits about your pathetic mascotry!

Yellow Version? Puh-leeze! I'll leave you Black and Blue!

You think you're the number one Pokemon? You've been pushed to number two!

Pikachu:
You made a big mistake to leave me harshly harrassed!

I belong to Ash, so kiss my ass, or you'll be thrown in the trash!

I'll leave you Paralyzed with a Tackle of Volts,

And then shock you to death with a single Thunderbolt!

The Nasty Plot up your sleeve won't work! I've got the Light Balls

To Iron Tail this failure till he finally falls!

Electric type on the mic, ready to fight!

You're Team Rocket's bitch, Meowth, that's right!

Meowth:
Ok, time to Retaliate! That wasn't funny at all!

And you must be crazy saying you've got Light Balls!

Be Quick like your Attack, or you'll immediately lose!

When it comes to our Evolutions, mine's the one Giovanni will choose!

Pikachu:
That's it! Time to shatter this cat's Amulet Coin!

When it comes to rap battles, you shouldn't be Poke Toying

Spoiler alert, you whiskered egghead!

I'll leave you dead, like poor Maddie Blaustein in her bed!

Announcer:
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

POKEMON...

(the logo is zapped with a Thunder Shock)

R..R...R..RAP BATTLES!!!

Poll
Who won? Pikachu Meowth