Thread:The Flatwoods Monster/@comment-5412428-20160803204326

I had the strangest dream last night. So I was standing in the middle of a grassy field on a cloudy evening. When I saw 3 figures approaching me. One large, one small, and one reptilian. Meghan Tonjes, Danny DeVito, and LeafyIsHere came up and bowed to me similar to that of a Japanese man.

"Let's begin faggots." said Leafy.

Meghan wrapped my neck around her flabby armpit, I was struggling to breathe. Danny DeVito started banging a hammer on my head and blood squirted out of my ears. Leafy then took off his shirt and started releasing a green goo from his belly button as he laughed manically.

"Stop!" I sobbed as they performed their ritual on me.

I tried running away but even Meghan was too fast for me to lose them. She took me by the shirt and  stuffed me right up her ass.

"Empress to AWC bitch, checkmate."  