Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock



Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock will be the fifty-first installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 4. It will feature science fiction and action film director Steven Spielberg, suspense and horror film director Alfred Hitchcock, film noir genius Quentin Tarantino, dark horror director Stanley Kubrick, and blockbuster action man Michael Bay in a five-way battle royale. It will be released on December 15, 2014.

Cast
Nice Peter as Steven Spielberg

EpicLLOYD as Alfred Hitchcock

??? as Quentin Tarantino

??? as Stanley Kubrick

??? as Michael Bay

Steven Spielberg:
Picture a child sitting next to a projector

Learning from your films to become a much better director

Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream machine

Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene

Try to duel with me Alfred, ya must be Psycho

I'll bring back Jaws, and take a bite of your lifeboat

I'm always so on top of my game, I get the Vertigo

My jet's in the terminal waiting for me to murder ya

I rock the Academy and the DGA

You rock as many Oscars as that schlepp Michael Bay

Tiger filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé

Check the trade, see me amplitude my next big play

I produce cartoons and make games for all ages

You produced Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces

Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious

Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness

Alfred Hitchcock:
That was a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind

But there won't be a pretty ending this time

Half your billions should go to John Williams

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

I'm the master, of suspense, so intense

No defense against Hitchcock once he presents

My scores are enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance

You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers

Come on, fish puppets and Muppets to start our fears up

I squeezed screams out of chocolate syrup

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a camera

Damage batterers and haunt you like the last Indiana

Quentin Tarantino:
Cut! Get me a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all

Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialogue

There's only one movie I know you from

And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one

You tried to fight in World War One but couldn't do that

The British Army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat

Look it up, it's a true fact, Wikipedia that

Now allow me to attack Steven the hack

You're the War of the Worlds of failures when I label you

That looked like some sell-out bullshit Michael Bay would do

Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"

No one's gonna say "What's his name from Jurassic Park?"

Scripts that I write ain't the, cleanest (fuck!)

But when I grip mics I'm the, meanest (dick!)

Quentin Tarantino is a, genius

A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis

Stanley Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it,

'Less you're talking about the Kubrick, then there's really nothing to it.

Every thing I do is visionary,

Every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it.

Do another take and get it right, 127 times.

I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the bomb, drop ultraviolent rhymes!

Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Spielberg the Color Purple.

A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles!

Michael Bay:
That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you.

Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do?

I swoop low with a telephoto, no Bruckheimer, I work solo.

If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking money!

I make that dollar, y'all, motherfucking money!

Even made Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money!

I set up shop and got a few drops of that "Got Milk?" money!

Rose to the Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money!

I ain't got that guilt money, I don't give a fuck!

I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts!

I give the people what they love, while the critics say I'm evil.

Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel.

Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle.

When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal!

General

 * This is the fifth battle with third parties and the second battle with multiple ones, after Rasputin vs Stalin.
 * This is the first episode of Season 4 in which Nice Peter physically portrays a solo title rapper.
 * The last time he acted solo was as George Washington in George Washington vs William Wallace.
 * This is the second battle to feature film directors, the first being Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood.
 * This is the first battle to feature individuals known primarily for being a film director.
 * This is the longest battle to date at 3:47, beating Rasputin vs Stalin at 3:38 seconds.

Continuity

 * This is the first time the creator of a character appears after the character, and the third instance a character and their creator have both rapped in the series, after Dr. Seuss with the Cat in the Hat and the Things against William Shakespeare, whose characters, Romeo and Juliet appeared later.