User blog:MrAwesome300/Gummy Bears vs. Actual Bears. Epic Rap Battles of Food 5

It's the triumphant return of the Epic Rap Battles of Food! This time, it's a big one! It's Gummy Bears vs. Actual Bears, featuring the Klondike Bear and the Chicago Bears.

Cast
Me as Actual Bear

ShoopDaKev as Gummy Bear

Loygansono55 as Klondike Bear

Firebrand794 as Chicago Bears

Actual Bear
Haha, you gooey bear! I eat salmon for breakfast!

Can't you see you suck? I'm the king of the forest!

NOOB! Wanna see soup? It's right here on my ass!

My fangs are sharp, my harp is tarp, and you can't even be illegible!

Haribo sucks, dude! Deal or No Deal?

I'm furry and I'm even in Brother Bear, the best Dreamworks movie!

Many varieties and flavors? My baby cub can do better!

You chump! Go home and watch lacrosse!

Gummy Bears
I hate you! Run away and never come back!

I hate you even more than I did before! You smell like Nicky Deuce!

I have hair! Nope! Just a Gummy Bear! Sweet Mama June!

Green, yummy, and sticky! You can suck those gummies!

You are the worst person I have ever met in my life!

You suck, suck, suck suck!

This verse isn’t the worst! My mom says Hi!

YOU ARE THE 2013th PERSON I KNOW! MAKE ME PROUD! I think you are bad.

Klondike Bear
ROOOOOOAAAAARRRR! I AM A POLAR BEAR!

Y'all are klon dykes! I have pointy fangs!

Sport is for losers but that's why Pele plays it!

I have icy disses and white fur!

I eat penguins AND Gummy bears!

OOOOOOH AND I KICK ASS AT MONOPOLY!

YOU ALL SMEEL VERY VERY BAD! I am the best bear in this battle!

Chicago Bears
DA BEARS! Are here to kick your ass

You better back down cuz we play FOOTBALL

We rule! Two of you are like the snacks we eat

And the other ones we wrestle in real life!

We're so manly you can't even compete

We won so many Super Bowls, how do you like that?

So go shove it up your ass! Cuz we scored a touchdown!

And now the score is us 1 and all of you zero!

WHO THE HELL WON? Bears Bears Bears Bears Jay Leno Dirty Jordan Sanchez