User blog:DrTurtle628/Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros 1: Bowser Jr vs Villager

Since the battles are about to go on break I figured I would write some to post here. Here's the first one: Bowser Jr vs Villager

​​Beat​
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pRc_k-hGxwl

Battle
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS RAP BATTLES

BOWSER JR

VS

VILLAGER

GO!

Bowser Jr: Stepping out into the Sunshine leaving you in my Shadow

With my fireballs it won't be hard to burn you in this battle

Cause you're not even a character you're someone else's template

I'm royalty you're just another low level peasant

I have a Clown Car and an Airship what do you have, a train?

You better get going don't you have mortgage to pay?

I'll crush you like a New Leaf and you'll never be forgetting

You've already lost and remember- no resetting

Villager: A wannabe Tortimer wants to try and challenge me?

Isabelle, open a window because this will be a breeze

Don't try Crossing me you Animal I'll put you in a zoo

I won't need a Viking helmet to protect myself from you

You were really dumb enough to think the Princess was your mama?

Get over yourself cause I don't wanna hear your drama

Your raps aren't affecting me what are you doing?

You're just jealous I made Mario Kart 8 before you did

Bowser Jr: That verse was a joke just admit your loss

Guys, get over here and show this runt who's boss

Koopalings: It's time to knock you off of your imaginary throne

We won't need to cheat we'll win this battle on our own

We bully bell pinchers with big mouths so don't stay

You can't beat a Kootie Pie just hip hop away

Our rhymes are kooky a lyrical symphony

We'll expel you from your Wild World to get you away from everybody

Villager: I've been faced you mercifully so far and the City Folk agree

We should send you back to your own galaxy

You tried Bowser and Peach but neither of them wanted you

Why don't you disappear again about 9 years will do

I'm number 1 from my skills to my shirt

This Killager just left you stranded in the dirt

GAME

THE WINNER IS... YOU DECIDE!