User blog:Meatholl/Hannibal VS Hannibal. Epic Rape Battles of Meatholl

Yeah, it's Halloween, so of course I need to be mainstream and make a Halloween battle. BOO! Scared ya, didn't I? I bet I did you little scared maggot, jk ily. Anyhow, I wrote this battle like a week ago but I wanted to wait for Halloween to release it, and now it has arrived, so ye. This battle is between Hannibal Lecter, the Chef from Hell's Kitchen, and Hannibal Barca, the guy who crossed your momma who looks like an elephant. I think I got it all right, ye. Also, this battle has an audio cover. OMFG. OMFG. Yeah, UnalteredPixel, who also makes audio covers for the only and only Jason Voorshin made one for this battle, isn't that delightful? So let's just get right down to it, I wanna thank UP for making the cover and I hope you will all enjoy it.

Audio cover : https://soundcloud.com/erbovg/hannibal-lecter-vs-hannibal-barca-epic-rap-battles-of-meatholl-halloween-special

Audio cover : https://soundcloud.com/erbovg/hannibal-lecter-vs-hannibal-barca-epic-rap-battles-of-meatholl-halloween-special

Audio cover : https://soundcloud.com/erbovg/hannibal-lecter-vs-hannibal-barca-epic-rap-battles-of-meatholl-halloween-special

Audio cover : https://soundcloud.com/erbovg/hannibal-lecter-vs-hannibal-barca-epic-rap-battles-of-meatholl-halloween-special

you all better click and listen.

This battle is sponsored by MSV's Heal and Heal Blog, because we all love eachother!

EPIC RAPE BATTLES OF MEATHOLLLLLL

HANNIBAL!

VERSUS!

HANNIBAL!

w..wait?

BEGIN!

Lecter :

Good evening Barca, I rap hot like a Red Dragon, go back to BC

I won't wait 13 years to wipe you out when you step to me.

Cross me like the Alps? Is that another strategy?

Just like last time, crossing something will result in casualties!

Praised for your tactics like they're so spectacular and legendary,

but all I see are some elephants and mercenaries.

And your elephants trampled your army, so spectacular? Try basic.

Your loss is so sweet and delightful I can almost.. taste it.

Barca :

If you fight with me, you might think it all goes as planned,

But then I start to command and attack you on both flanks.

I made a stand, 86000 soldiers couldn't match the maneuvers of Han,

I feed better things than you to my men so be silent like a lamb.

You're a psycho psychiatrist who has a fine taste for eating faces,

thinks he's a criminal mastermind yet he got locked up for ages.

Hannibal the Cannibal's parents got killed in a Blitz,

and then people ate his sis and now he does the same to reminisce!

Lecter :

I'm going to analyse your behaviour, so don't be a bother,

I despise rude people, you better listen to the doctor.

Do you hate Rome because your people were slaughtered?

since in the first Punic War you lost thanks to your father.

and then he started brainwashing you after you became a toddler,

and then he couldn't face the defeat and he drowned himself in water.

and then you wanted to be stronger, protecting your family's honor,

but in the end Rome used your tactics and you created a monster!

Barca :

You need more than an analysis if you want to battle me

A well balanced army, I'm packed with swordsmen and Numidian cavalry

You're less scary than a Tooth Fairy, more feminine than Buffalo Bill

This'll be a lyrical siege and Barca's going in for the kill

I put Rome in it's place, won at Trebia, Trasimene, and Cannae

You got Manhunted and then captured by Graham from the FBI!

Escaped you did, tried to turn Starling into your sis, but you failed

she tricked you, so you chopped off your hand and then you bailed!

Lecter :

You're a puny Punic who offed himself after he lost, don't you see?

I'm Rising up and like Carthage, all that'll be left of you is debris.

Go sleep on the floor with your men, that'll be quite handy,

I'll eat you all up with fava beans & a nice Chianti!

Barca :

You're an animal, Hannibal, there's no need to be subtle,

You've got a good smell scent and you wear a dog muzzle!

Come close to the Mediterranean and my victory will be genuine,

You just got served, that sure is a taste of your own medicine!

WHO WON?

WHO'S A FGT? (CW IS, KILLER IS, JASON IS, JARI IS, CW IS, WACHOW IS, CW IS!)

YOU DECIDEEE!!!

Who won?

Hanniballah ballah

Hannibal Bark and bite