User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Blade vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Marvel comics/movie character Blade faces off with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" series protagonist Buffy Summers to determine who is the superior vampire killer. Who wins? You decide!

'''Buffy: '''

When it comes to slayers, I’m one who’s real Buffy

The presence of this moron is making this battle feel stuffy

I’m a top notch hunter, just ask the Scooby Gang

And my rhymes bite harder than a Nosferatu’s fangs

Speaking of fangs, your comics and movies really suck

Go run home to Whistler, cause you’re shit out of luck

This must be your funeral, since you’re wearing a coat that’s black

I’m the true vampire killer, and you I’m about to attack



'''Blade: '''

Why hello Ms. Summers, I go by the name of Blade

Say what you want, but you’re the one here who’s gonna get played

My films and comics don’t suck, they’re real badass hardcore

While that silly show of yours is a real hardcore bore

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s right, it is teeny-boppin high school drama

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll fuck you in this battle, like I went and fucked your mama

<p class="MsoNormal">And yes, this is a funeral, but it’s not mine

<p class="MsoNormal">Say goodnight Buffy Summers, cause it’s your time

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<p class="MsoNormal">Buffy:

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s some pretty big talk from someone who hardly takes off his shades

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s dark in this battle, so how can you even see, Blade?

<p class="MsoNormal">Sunnydale needs my help, so I’m gonna take off and go

<p class="MsoNormal">Just like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, this battle is my show

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<p class="MsoNormal">Blade:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ha! I would have a better fight with the Sesame Street Count

<p class="MsoNormal">Am I the superior vampire hunter? Of that, I have no doubt!

<p class="MsoNormal">You can never beat me or my fellow Nightstalkers

<p class="MsoNormal">Next time, you better think before going up against the Daywalker

Who won? Blade Buffy the Vampire Slayer