User blog:Stofferex/SRB 2- Jigsaw vs Slender Man

'''Its the second episode of Stofferex Rap Battles. Today we have the horror movie icon, Jigsaw, vs the Creepypasta icon, Slender Man, competing against each other to see who the scariest character is. Lets find out!'''

Cast
Nice Peter as Slender Man

EpicLLOYD as Jigsaw (voice)

Battle!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JIGSAW!...

...VS...

SLENDER MAN!

BEGIN!

(Jigsaw)

 Hello there Slender Bitch, I would like to play a game!/

 But not yours cuz they are all god awful lame!

 Have fun with the children while I threaten life or death/

 I hold society on trial, so you bether hold your breath

 You only use your tentacles for some sick way of rape/

 While I creating deadly traps, you hang up dirty papers with tape

 With static jump scares, your attempts of scares is just an disgrace/

 This victory will be too easy, since you don’t even have a face



 (Slender Man)

 Bitch please Kramer, your just an old puppeteer/

 You say Im a joke? Then why are you shaking in fear?

 I wonder what you’re ripping off, the Joker or a muppet?/

 I actually expected someone scarier than a annoying puzzling puppet

 Come into my forrest, if you really wanna catch me/

 And how can you be scary? You’re always loosing your damn keys!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You better stop smoking your meth, you’re already dying/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> No eyes but always watches, and I see that you’re crying

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Jigsaw)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I had enough of this, time to reverse beartrap on you/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Like your photos, did you photoshop yourself in this battle too?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Make yourself look usefull, instead of a living and walking hentai/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You’re only known for giving over thousands of views to Pewdiepie!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Your chances of winning this is like you, very very Slender/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Some may know you, but now you are forgotten just like the Avengers!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im the true face of horror while you continue being a pale pedophile/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You may have tentacles, but Im the one who whipped you from miles!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Slender Man)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You can run but you can’t hide, Im freakin everywhere/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Your games are scary? Ha! I more frightened of ”truth or dare”!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I can steal your misserbale life faster than I can steal a child/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Send your pigman and I make him squeel like a pig/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Then Im coming for you and snap all your bones like a twig

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I can steal your misserbale life faster than I can steal a child/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica;min-height:17.0px">Continue sitting in that dark room alone, I'll be out here living wild!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Oh, and I solved your puzzle, it shows that you truly suck/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Now why don’t you shut your wooden mouth and give me my 20 bucks!?

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> WHO WON?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I DECIDE THAT!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> EEEEPPPIIICCC *STATIC*

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Poll
Who won? Slender Man Jigsaw