User blog:JKGame/Spider-Man vs Apollo Justice - Rap Battle Tourney: Heroes Edition Round 1

Hello, hello, and welcome back to the second battle in Round 1 of the Heroes Tournament!

Today's match will feature the iconic web-slinging hero Spider-Man against ace attorney Apollo Justice to see who's the superior bringer of justice. Also, Marvel vs Capcom lol,

Oh yeah, and this battle has a guest writer! Please welcome TCalderon, who has written for Spider-Man!

Apollo Justice:
Your Honor, if I may, I shall now begin this bout.

This spider's trying to climb to the top, but my flow will wash him out!

Like a true culprit, I'll break you down; you'll be getting Maguire flashbacks

Should just take a leave of absence and continue sucking up to Iron Man! Take that!

Got a chance to redeem yourself after your "Amazing" movies from Sony

But now you're back to their clutches like some sort of Homecoming!

I get it, Peter. I know exactly how it feels losing a loved one's life

But in your case, it's partially your fault you only see an Uncle Ben when cooking rice!

Spider-Man:
I’m about to send this poser to the circus that he came from!

Consider this your failed audition into Marvel vs Capcom!

You must be the lamest hero that I’ve ever heard about,

Beat you so fast, you might as well call it a Turnabout!

I ain’t one to be Mr. Negative, but I’m gonna bet,

That your flow cannot compare to my Devil’s Breath!

You’re just another clone, like all that business with the Jackal

And as far as hero lawyers go, I much prefer Daredevil!

Apollo Justice:
Objection! I believe there's a contradiction in your Spider-Verse!

You're calling me a clone yet Spider Queen will have you eat those words!

After your disses, I'm still fine! Got musical skill like my namesake!

I'm putting on a great show like Trucy while you're stuck with that play!

Unlike Starbuck, your superhero skills aren't out of this world at all!

Can't deliver pizzas on time or save his ex-girlfriend from a fall!

I'm glad I wasn't in MvC Infinite! Look what a travesty that turned to be!

For all your crimes, it only makes sense that you should be declared guilty!

Spider-Man:
I’ve heard more sensible words when Scorpion gave me a sting!

Not surprised your lyrics suck; It’s clear you can’t Wright Anything!

When it comes to Marvel heroes, I have climbed the highest heights,

While you’re the guy who gets ignored because he isn’t Phoenix Wright!

I am the hero of New York, always putting my life at risk

Your game consists of sitting all day behind a desk!

I could end your whole career with just one simple web swing,

In this battle, call me Rocky; I knocked Apollo out the ring!

WHO WON?

WHO MOVES ON?

YOU DECIDE!!!