User blog:Awesomesix/Total Drama ERB News

EpicLLOYD: Let's get this over with.

Hulk Hogan:  ...And the camera is rolling.

Nice Peter: He-

Hulk Hogan: No, literally, it’s rolling away, towards the docks.

EpicLLOYD: Well get it, then!

*Hulk Hogan runs after a camera, which is rolling fast down a hill.*

Hulk Hogan: Macho Man has a camera, just start!

Macho Man: Ready, brothers?

Nice Peter: Yup.

Macho Man: *readies the camera* Okay...three, two, one!

EpicLLOYD: Hi, I’m EpicLLOYD.

Nice Peter: And I’m Nice Peter.

And this is Total Drama ERB news.

EpicLLOYD: We’re here to tell you what to expect in the series.

Nice Peter: Now, you know it just started, so obviously characters don't have that much story.

EpicLLOYD: However, that's not to say character development will be absent. A villain is already making himself clear, rivalries are brewing, and a romance is being sparked.

Nice Peter: As the time moves on, you can expect more helpful people for challenges, including…

EpicLLOYD: As the series moves along, expect even more drama.

Nice Peter: Like conflicts, love interests, plot twists, death threats, and more nudity.

EpicLLOYD: Nudity? How about no thanks.

Nice Peter: And more injuries. A lot more injuries.

EpicLLOYD: Ooh, me likey.

*A gigantic hand comes out of the sky*

God: By the way, the series is written and published by WonderPikachu12 and Awesomesix, with help fron Tuxedo!, so episodes will be showing up from both of them.

EpicLLOYD: Shut up, God, you weren't even in a rap battle!

Nice Peter: Yeah!

God: But, I want to…*sad sniffle* okay…

*God’s hand goes back up into the clouds*

Nice Peter: Before we were so rudely interrupted…

The series will run for a total of 22 episodes, and will last through August.

EpicLLOYD: Because school is stupid!

*A splash is heard in the distance, followed by multiple profanities*

Hulk Hogan: Guys, we lost a camera!

EpicLLOYD: And someone just lost their paycheck.

Nice Peter: Here on Total Drama ERB!

Macho Man: *jumps in front of Lloyd* News, brother!

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