User blog:S0UND3FX69/Oreo vs Moon Pie

Oreo: I'm a cookie your a rookie.

Nabisco dances to the disco in San Francisco while you don't.

I'm the best in the west.

please make a new recipe to try to surpass me!

Moon Pie: I'm the pastry in the bakery.

Graham crackers aren't slackers!

Even Jello goes good with the marshmellow part.

Oreo: You can eat biscuit but you can't make a brisket

I don't have peanut oil I have vegetable oil you doosh!

Moon Pie: You can't eat prunes on the moon.

I'm not this kind of pi i'm this kind of pie!

Do you fucking realize you're made by bakers!

Who Won Oreo Moon Pie