User blog:Kungfuguy27/Professor Oak vs Charles Darwin - Lyrically Adequate Rap Battles of Nothing in Particular

Pre-battle shit
Ohai



Blub blub series premiere blub blub.



Indeed. Hype. Hype-itty hype hype.



Today we catch ‘em all! And by ‘em all, I mean a new rap battle.



We’ve only got one rap battle. That’s like, nearly the exact opposite  of ‘em all. This is when we set out on our journey to catch’em all tho.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fine, fine, my friend, we will now introduce our starters.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander?

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">No, you brain-dead silly head! Our starter <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">rappers.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh. I’d rather have a Squrtle tbh. Maybe I can get one from <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">PROFESSOR OAK <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">, a title rapper in this battle!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Or Charmander’s religious faith may be questioned by the fellow rapper, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">CHARLES DARWIN <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Is Charmander religious?

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">We will ask him after the battle. Goodbye, blubs, Brandon Service says enjoy… <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">OR ELSE!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(161,80,203);white-space:pre-wrap;">Dammit Bran.

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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;">The Battle
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(243,243,243);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-style:italic;line-height:20.24px;white-space:pre-wrap;">LYRICALLY ADEQUATE RAP BATTLES OF NOTHING IN PARTICULAR!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">PROFESSOR OAK… <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">{The good <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Professor Oak <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> stands with a smile, in his pristine, clean laboratory. With his hands placed firmly behind his back, he stands in front of a table, containing a trio of Pokeballs. At the various other tables, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">other professors <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">muck about, performing miscellaneous tasks. <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;"> Even further are a couple of bookcases, filled to the brim with hundreds of books detailing every solitary element of the world he lives in, several of these tomes authored by the man himself.} <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">VERSUS… <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">CHARLES DARWIN! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">{Looking off into the distance, and into the opponent’s scene, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Charles Darwin <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">sits on the beach of an island shore, against the backdrop of a luscious green bushel of trees. The occasional finch flutters past him, and unknown animals ruffle leaves in the bushes behind. Before standing up, he plunges his hand into the pale yellow sand, and digs out a microphone, of which he stands confidently in hand, preparing to start} <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">BEGIN! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Darwin:  <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">This ain’t a game, boy. Professor Sapling, it’s a shame, <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">You know what all those monsters are called but not your grandson’s name <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Old timer, your Alzheimer’s gets worse by the day <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Just like the generations in those repetitive-ass games. <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re the OG Poké-Professor, thus the root of the problem! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">I am a verbal Stunfisk-- because I shock them and rock them! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">It’s natural selection: Your franchise will die in a blink... <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re the worst Nintendo has to offer-- no Mario, and missing Link! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">You don’t have nearly enough badges to handle these disses! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Today I’ve studied both finches and Pokemon bitches.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Oak:  <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">How much Oak wood would Oak have to chuck at Chuck <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Before Chuck finally gets the hint and shuts the fuck up? <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Even a Bidoof could easily beat this limey little doofus <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">You don’t have Poké-balls, you’ve got a Poké-Mons Pubis! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">My Charmander will burn you, Bulbasaur cuts you… <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">And I won’t need Squirtle to I’ll make your wife wet, too! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ooh! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">I mean, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,255,255);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">yes, I do respect what you’ve done for science, <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">But without your cronies, you’re a Plusle, with Minun minused.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Darwin:  <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">You call using a rock to evolve science? Really!? <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Let's just forget about me and all use Lamarck's Theory! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">No! It doesn't work like that! That's dumbed-down and unnaturally, see <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Evolution takes time, it can't just happen casually!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">[A uniquely-beaked finch lands atop of Darwin’s mic.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Of course, you wouldn’t know, you outsource all your studies! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Sending kids to risk death while you and their mums make buddy buddy! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">See, I’m a decent man, you demonstrate the Descent of it,

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,139,66);white-space:pre-wrap;">Send your descendants to tell CPS what your incentive is!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Oak:  <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">I let children die? That brings Annie to mind! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your daughter, she sure was one of a kind! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">I bet you miss her! Shame that she ended up… <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">fainted. <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Sure, your work was important! But your personal life was tainted. <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Your marriage exhibits some proof of your theory. <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fuck your first cousin, out of ten kids, and out of them you’ll lose three! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(243,243,243);white-space:pre-wrap;">{From behind Charles, a young man eyes the competing rappers. He sprints down the beach, and, after ripping the mic from Darwin’s hands, shoves him down on to the sand. It’s Oak’s ward, <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ash Ketchum <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">!} <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ash:  <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Yo, all of a sudden… a real rapper appears! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">What up, fucker? Oak! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Wha?) <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">There No need to fear. ( <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Uh!) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Don't try to contend with Nintendo, I'll send yo' <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Withered wrinkles blasting off again, bro, back to the Galapagos <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Ash is spitting hotter than volcanos with the lava flows <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fire type rhymes, I’ve caught a lotta those! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Don’t believe in God? I keep thirty of ‘em in my car!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">The very best at catching Hoe-Ohs, with flowing I set the bar! ( <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">UH!) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Professor! <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(196,137,54);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Yes, Ash?) <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">Leave it to me and Pikachu, come on! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">I’ll beat this little ancient bitch so hard, I’ll call him <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Digimon <span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,88,178);white-space:pre-wrap;">!

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Poll
Who won? You decide! Charles Darwin Oak and Ash

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Trivia

 * Kung wrote some of these lines like, 3 years ago