User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB: Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

Ghostbusters:
Are you tired of two geeks in crashes,

Who can manage to be boring with explosions and mustaches?

If you, or the Ghostbusters, wanna call like we do,

Give us a bust. We're ready to defeat you!

Lorax, flow crushers, we got one.

Spitting out the people like, "Get the Job done!"

Get the lyrics moving like the Slinky!

Try to collect us in a delivery? Man, you gotta be kidding me!

The battle of Stantz stands straight like my main man's Statue of Liberty.

I beat hineys. Tell him 'bout the show.

Like your Twinkie, it's all savage and filler.

I'll kick your spore, man. I'm a fluff killer.

Mythbusters:
Wow, your vacuum cleaners are just too wack to handle!

Let's do it like we do on the firehouse.

Your laser grid is competent, the opposite of preposterous process,

And in this episode, we'll give you a shit!

Starting with the raps strapped up on your fact!

It's a back, safety switches don't react like that!

You built science with no positrons,

And a poor scientist was right: that's some shady synopsis!

Good thing you work in Discovery Channel,   'cause you just got confirmed.

You are Walter Peck, and that's burned.

Ghostbusters:
That's enough from the stick and dickless the ass!

Let's show these myth blockbusters how we do it behind the scenes!

Grab your walrus, smokin', hold'n ,heat 'em up !

Slow Motion shows your clown get roasted in high speed!

We beat show hosts when our dummies cross streams,

Pumping out bitches, while you work downtown!

It's an ass, dummy, and you're both getting seen!

We crashed, we came, we kicked your rap test!

Mythbusters:
B-Team isn't real, but it should be said.

It's time to bring the ghosts back from the dead.

(Hey!) Things are getting scary, when Kari,  Tory and Grant

Stop harder than Ray when that rhyme popped his mind

We substitute your flows and reject our own!

Aww...Aww

Why'd you come? I couldn't think of a ghost.

Well, just say the first thing that pops into your cherry.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
 Uhhhhhhhmmm...

Yo, raise up, it's Kari! I stay butter-side up!

Blaze berets and flip Stay Puft fluff! (Hey!)

I smother marshmallows in fluffernutter. I don't live!

Show these dweebs how to rock a chump! (Hey.)

I play so large, you can't harsh my ghetto.

<span abp="723" style="color: rgb(158, 168, 178);">Just one step took me out the mellow!

<span abp="725" style="color: rgb(158, 168, 178);">You best be afraid of my Ghostbuster bitches,

<span abp="727" style="color: rgb(158, 168, 178);">'Cause Big Puft just turned all your flows to toast!