User blog:Minipop56/Epic Rap Battles of Nerdiness: Ep. 1- Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BILL GATES!

VS!

STEVE JOBS!

Steve Jobs:

Oh great, I'm facing someone who should work at IKEA.

Well, got a Window of vulnerability right here.

Your company's soft. And its products are micro.

You change pancakes, and I the world- I'm a maestro!

You don't Excel! You just made the 'X' cell!

You're a biological cell! Back to your prison cell!

I've barely scratched the Surface of this epic rap battle!

So go back to the police and hide behind that metal.

Bill Gates:

So you want me to get dirty? 'M Fine with that!

Wanna show people how it's done? Have combat!

You're not innovative; you're a rude and arrogant jerk!

You had to xerox Xerox to make your machines work!

I'll make sure to give you Business @ the Speed of Pain!

You'll retort by suing me for having an 's' in my name!

Why don't you take your sloppy gooey GUI and go die?

But if you're having trouble you can just MobileMe. Bye.

Steve Jobs:

You're talking about copying? You gotta be kidding me ... think!

Take your Surface home and play Tiddly .. winks!

You just took an iPad, added a keyboard ... and pitched it!

I invented the USB port ... and you b*tched 'bout it!

There was no good vista; you couldn't see through the gates!

I'll throw my Bondi Blue in your face, low-rate mate!

You've got no class! Without me the computer industry fell!

Without me those Dells would sound as bad as Adele!

Bill Gates:

No class? You're the one who dropped out of college!

I'm the person who wrote up software for your garbage!

You're useless; you're a low-talent marketing guy!

A Star Trek character who can't program to save his life!

U and I both know the Mac's UI was ripped off!

iPhone 4, Steve, you make the audience ticked off!

"That's bad", "that's stupid", what the heck do you want?

Show respect to your team- stop obsessing over fonts!

Steve Jobs:

Yes, the computer is for our mind a vehicle,

But your type is like half a unicycle!

Crashing and burning, making this OS is a crime!

CHKDSK? Saying that took up this line!

Bill, Why Don't you Please Go Home?

I could hear better rapping from someone who drones!

If we were rappin' on a PC, this'd be paused!

Everyone knows the 8 in Windows 8 stands for balls!

Bill Gates:

You can have your thermonuclear war!

Microsoft will reign! And Apple will fall!

And you can stop animating your stupid little toys,

Or making stupid movies like A Bug's Poise!

While you are drinking beer, getting drunk with John Lasseter!

I'm coding, and being the biggest tech company's ambassador!

You thought you were epic when you made the iPod,

But because of my PC you died, Jobs!