User blog:ShoopDaKev/Slenderman VS Frankenstein's Monster: Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History 10

Hey, it's you! Sup Beatrice? Well, it's time for my special Halloween battle, which is one I've wanted to do for a LONG time now. Yup, it's Slenderman VS Frankenstein. Well, Frankenstein's Monster, but whatever. So, here it is...

EPIC...

UNOFFICIAL...

RAP...

BATTLES...

OF HISTORY!

SLENDERMAN!

VS!

FRAAAAAANKENSTEEEEEEEIN!

BEGIN!

Slenderman
Creepypasta King, but also an iconic game!

You want to be treated like a human? That’s the definition of lame!

Classic movie my ass! You’re just a quick cash-in!

All you do is moan and groan, can’t wait to see your rapping!

You, wearing those rags, I’ve got class, black tie.

I’ll impale you with my tentacles, slowly watch you die!

I’ve got no eyes, but I can still see you fail!

So go ahead, spit your verse, but it’ll come out stale!

Frankenstein
My rhymes will nail you, like the nails in my brain!

Even with a full release, you got like 15 minutes of fame!

Mean, Green, yeah, you know how it goes!

Want to know what’s most shocking? You’re tentacles always show.

A white man like you trying to rap is worth a laugh!

I’ll throw you into the lake, give yourself a bath!

Like you do in the flashlight, might as well stay put.

You’re not a real threat! You’re a modern day Bigfoot!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Slenderman

<p class="MsoNormal">No matter how much they reboot you, you’re still stuck in the past!

<p class="MsoNormal">And every actor who plays you, seems miscast!

<p class="MsoNormal">Green Giant’s just jealous of my mad flow.

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ve lost the battle, c’mon, time for you to go.

Frankenstein
<p class="MsoNormal">Calling yourself a legend just seems disgraceful!

<p class="MsoNormal">Kidnapping those kids? Man, that’s distasteful.

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve read some cheesy Creepypastas, you’re the worst offender!

<p class="MsoNormal">Face it, you knew from the start, your winning chances were slender.

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC *STATIC* UNOFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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WHO WON? Slenderman Frankenstein's Monster