User blog:Kungfuguy27/Agar.io Rap

So this is a rap I wrote without Bran. I'm more or less using it to test my ability to color a blog since it worked so fabulously for BranFu's announcment blog. Feel free to comment on the quality of the rap tho, this is the type of 10/10 flow you can expect in BranFu's series (y).



Agar.io Rap

a150cb ;">  I’m a whale, you’re a krill, I’m a shark, you’re a measly fish

I’m beatin’ down and eating every weakling in the petri dish

I see that you’re restating again, that didn’t take long

I’ll fling some mass to catch your ass and climb the board like King Kong

Call me Pac-Man, I’ll eat you pellets: Waka Waka

So hit that “W” and Feed Me: Waka Flocka

I think you’re trippin’, you must be high or sipping shots

I gobble up more spots than children chomping down on Dippin’ Dots



Insinuations of our differences are all but continuous:

<p class="MsoNormal">I eclipse an ellipsis so quick; You think you’re playing Sinuous

<p class="MsoNormal">I run like an elliptical when I pick up the pace

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re avoiding spots like you’re a girl washing her face

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re smaller, you’re faster, but most of all you’re stupider

<p class="MsoNormal">Dude you look like Pluto while I’m duking it with Jupiter

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll learn to fear this sphere, I’m everything you’re not

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the dot who’s even more on point that George Seurat