User blog:Avatar XIII/Avatar XIII vs DudeWithASuit - Seventh Official Wiki Rap Tournament

Yo! Welcome to the third battle of round 2. In a matchup that makes a lot more sense than my last one, we have the well dressed gentleman, DudeWithASuit, facing off against the chess playing maven, Avatar XIII, in a battle to determine who deserves to move on to the semis!

Disclaimer, we did not see each other's verses until the posting of this battle, so any repeats or shared references are entirely coincidental. On with the show!

Battle


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DudeWithASuit:
What are you strategizing for? You were the Pawn in my game of chess

All your friends, your colored text, all thanks to my request

Stick to poetry, you beat nobodies, you can’t box with Dude

M Night’s Avatar at least won a feud, you even lost to.. you

You’re not in my puppetier; when they quote Dwassy, it’s GG

How’d you go from a couple of socks to a sock couple, literally?

Just Flash us your tits for a throwback, Pinoccihoe, you can’t think to be

A Puppet Master behind the scenes when there are no strings on me

Avatar XIII:
I’m facing the guy who only beat a writer worse than Patts?

Forget running circles around you. I’ll be doing Jumpin Jax

Don’t need to be bumpin tracks. You’re used to being underground

And like Moleman, you couldn’t handle having that failure around

Looks like Dwassy G’s similarity to Kenny is an early death

Pretty sad to go before me even when I was a reject

Made an era for yourself. Does your ego need a statue too?

I see why Icey’s the only one happy to see you!

DudeWithASuit:
You’re rotten to the Korra, couldn’t stop lying and making friends hurl

Avatar wasn’t framed, I’ll paint a picture like it was one of his french girls;

You had no Merci on Coupe, every buddy you got from being a liar

Then you retired, but it makes sense Avatar was manipulating Fire

All over the web you plotted, even YOU didn’t know what you were doin’

Your admin coding and whore moaning dEvolved into Amonthly nuisance

Then you got blocked again! Even CE had less, you deceitful clown

Screw 13, give me 1 Reason Why we should believe you now

You were the Stars of your own fanfic beFour your puppet show was done

No matter how ugly Joe’s face may be, at least he only has one

So you made your own best friends, how ingeniously prepared

But nothing really happened after, because nobody really cared

Avatar XIII:
You don’t know what’s going on, but Imma ask you right quick

After I send you off, you gonna make another gay fanfic?

Pretty slick using Loyg to keep me away, I suppose

I’d be scared of me too. Just ask the last asshole I opposed

But that’s the least of your cheats. The real stuff will knock your feet off

Like not being discreet about publicly beating your Meat off!

Jesus man, you’re the one who says to be excellent to each other

But you’re such a cold soul, you make Tesla seem like a brother

Was I bad too? You could argue whether or not that was true

But none of that would have happened if it wasn’t for you!

I should thank you Greg, but really you should thank me

I’ll send a consolation prize after I’m in round 3

DudeWithASuit:
After all this research I should be on round 13 by now, fuck your evil past

Assy’s gay for shipping you two? Well, fag, why did you even ask?

With all those socks you should be used to the smell of de-feat at last

Wave the white flag, how you do say in French; “DWAS just beat my ass?

Avatar XIII:
Good rhymes don't suit you. Got no clue how to be a gentleman

I bet your teeth look like they’re on chorus kid’s dental plan

The glory days are over pal. You’re a memory that’s unpleasant

I see why you’re called D Was. You never lived in the present

Who Won?
Who Won? God The Ghost of Waluigi in Smash Ultimate