User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas - Joker VS Ronald McDonald

Yes im doing this. Why so serious?

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Joker VS Ronald McDonald! BEGIN!

McDonald:

Hi Kids! It's the food industry's favorite mascot!

Against the funny man who's cut off face is starting to rot.

You want a death in the family?

I'll give one hell of a calamity.

I spit rhymes hotter then my food, served fresh.

Pretty sure the only thing you eat is human flesh.

You wouldn't know a good meal, let alone a good joke.

Swallow the truth Joker, and i'll watch you choke.

Joker:

Introductions aren't necessary when you can't even take a joke.

People eat at McDonalds so much, it's easy to see why they croak.

You spread obesisty as fast as the black plague.

Learn to diss you product placement, don't be so vague.

Call me bane cause i'll break you like batman's back.

I'll diss you hard and fast and rip you apart on the track.

You're paint's gonna get smeared like your name all over town.

You can call me the health inspector, cause i shut you down.

McDonald:

Listen, i'm a charitable clown.

Donate money, help hospitals, i'm well known all around.

But i won't take disses that are just full of lies.

And I won't be beaten by a failure of a Pennywise.

I'm a friend to kids, giving them each their own happy meal.

I'm the new Burger King, so get down and kneel.

You'd never see my disses coming cause i'm global.

Open the door, shoot you in the spine and leave you immobile.

Don't bother taking shots at my corperation.

You won't win cause i control the food industry of every nation.

Joker:

Why is everyone so serious all the time?

Must be unimpressed by every weak line and rhyme.

I'll let you find your way home with my own brand of insanity.

With a job your resteraunts, no wonder there is so much inhumanity.

Listen up Ronald, ever heard of Worker's Rights?

Maybe if you did, you wouldn't get in so many legal fights.

Though when it comes to human life, i'm left unconcerned.

But put me against you, and like Jason Todd, you'll get beaten, blown up and burned.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" HISTORY!

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