User blog:TheRealMawtus/Civil Rap Battles of Mawtusry: Monty Python vs Marx Brothers

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<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;">CIVIL RAP BATTLES OF MAWTUSRY
THE MARX BROTHERS

VS

MONTY PYTHON

BEGIN!

Marx Brothers:

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Who are these five fellas? <span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> They look a bit moorish!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You all are not allowed to rap until you say swordfish!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You gave the password away! <span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> It doesn't matter really, though.

They forgot Ol' Mr. Gilliam, one down, five to go!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Now for something completely different,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> A man with a silver tongue,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Who will best you in this battle of wits,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Even though I've already won!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> (Oh!) If you step to me, you'll receive third degrees.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> I'll be impaling Michael Palin, taking down John Cleese!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Your humor is confusing and I'm not even lying,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> I'm still trying to find the Meaning of Life of Brian!

Monty Python:
<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You should never have come here and tried to rap, and,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You can't step to us with wordplay and deadpan.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> So go back home to mama Minnie the Moocher,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Cause no one needs another dead chap, man!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Rapping against the Jones is going to get scary,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Because try to and you're gonna die of dissin' Terry.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> I'll leave the Marx Brothers dead and buried.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> But first, I'll let Eric come and make things hairy.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You're standing in a world that's evolving and revolving,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> And still, you have yet to learn skills like problem solving.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You can't improvise talented flows, you're in strife!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> But you might as well look on the bright side of life!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;">Marx Brothers:
<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You think you're tight? <span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Our flows are far tighter!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> We're chick chasers, <span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> flaring hearts like a Zeppo lighter!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Cause we're instrumental in our rebuttal, talented musicians.

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;">The biggest things to come from a Marx since Communism!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;">Monty Python:
<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Stop! This is all getting far too silly, you fools!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Your crowd's attention got stolen by a runaway mule!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> King Arthurs of British comedy, since the 60's we've ruled!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Heads up, I'm your master, and it's no Fun in Hi Skule

Marx Brothers:
<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You and your little Flying Circus is a load of skit!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You can't beat me, I played God! Get on with it!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You say you'll do something different, and then,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> It's the same old handbag slap fight in a field again!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Your sketches are a load of Monkey Business!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> I'm going Animal Crackers, it's survival of the fittest!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> You'd better Duck Soup and cover cause I'm on a mission,

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;">And no one expects the Marx brothers' inquisition!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;">Monty Python
<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Your rhymes were merely a flesh wound, you're all Fawlty!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> After I'm done, you'll be left like a bad can of spam, salty!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Really? Your nickname is Groucho? I mean seriously!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> That silly walk of yours isn't even fit for the ministry!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> I've got a silver tongue, cut wounds deep like a sword!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> And when I am done, I will leave you pining for the fjords!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> Besides, Groucho is the only brother anyone remembers!

<span style="color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:26px;"> We'll stomp these mail order Marxes, return to sender!

CIVIL...
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HINTS
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