User blog:ThyNotShallRap/Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Hernán Cortés

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End: 1:52

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Epic Rap Battles of History...

Captain Jack Sparrow!

Versus!

Hernan Cortes!

Jack Sparrow:
Avast ye mateys! I'm the lord of high seas!

I make the Redcoats have to get down on their knees! (Will Turner: And plead!)

You got to Mexico, but forgot to bring your keys!

Now I'll knock you out faster than your lung disease!

I'm a crazy capped captain, you're a wayward minnow,

I'm so well known, I don't even need an intro!

Your fame decreases, while my reputation billows!

So put your slave teeth back under your pillow.

Your story's so boring it always makes me yawn!

I'm the governor of a nation, you're just a pawn,

I'm a swashbuckler, saving Turner and Swann,

And we all know it's you who knows why the rum is gone.

Cortes:
Don't blame me for the fact you lost your drink,

I live in Mexico, you'd know if you'll actually think.

I work for Spain, you couldn't beat the Royal Navy.

You were almost dragged by the Kraken, hooked up on Davy.

My rhymes are real sweet, rythms so neat,

I'll beat this conceit cheat, and sink his whole fleet.

You're so narrow, step into a tribe, you become pharoah.

A sombrero, this is the last ballad of Jack Sparrow.

You think your rhymes are so smooth, but you can't rap.

I'm an Aztec ruler, better man than Bootstrap.

It's sad, you were based of a Disney Park ride,

Watch yourself Jack, you're crossing a Stranger's Tides.

Sparrow:
That's Captain Jack to you, Mister Hernan.

Cause I'll keep you occupied like Charles did with the Germans.

And sure, I couldn't beat the British Navy,

At least I'm not some slave-owning crazy.

Cortes:
How are you gonna beat me when you're that old and decrepit?

Let's settle a deal like you did with Beckett,

And you'll be in pain watching me do the Bolero,

This'll be the day I out-rhymed Captain Jack Sparrow.