User blog:This is the day/Jack Skellington vs Slender Man

This is a battle I wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History. I'd like to see it some time, but I doubt it will ever happen, due to costuming difficulties, though Stay Puft increases chances of Skellington slightly, and NicePeter not wanting to use Slender man in Epic Rap Battles of History.

This is the day of rap battles

Jack Skellington

Versus

SLENDER MAN

Jack played by EpicLLOYD

Slender man played by NicePeter

Jack Skellington:

This is Halloween Slendy, let's here a scream

I've heard some rumours that I'd need a Skele-team

Let me put that to rest, Skeleton Jack is the best

And it's time to for the pumpkin king to put you to rest

I recite Shakespeare, you're all alone in your forest

The king of Halloween town against a thing abhorrent

This is what some people would call a mismatch

However, I'm sure that a plan has been hatched

To put me up against a foe of a worthy calibre

But first I'll pierce you faster than Excalibur

Slender man:

It's the Slender Man, the bell heralds my arrival

And I'm here to claim the Halloween king title

You, Jack, are a skeleton of a million expressions

I have the ultimate poker face so I'll win no question

Think I teleport, but the world lags from my flow

Don't be surprised if you see static with my blows

With my tentacles I'm eight times the demon

Of a comparitively shabbily dressed D-list Pan

The number one representing all creepypasta

This pumpkin king should bow to the Slender master

Jack Skellington:

That's big words out of the mouth of a photobomb

Standing out from the others, Slender's in the throng

Beat you down like the Oogie Boogie, I analysed you scientifically

You're not even an urban legend, I came on the stage mythically

Grow a face, then maybe your raps will have some minimal effect

I thought I told you first verse, you'll Titanfall like a mech

This man thinks he makes the world glitch with his autonomy

I rose kids movies to a higher level, you just ruined child photography

Slender Man:

Relying on your triumph over a shadow for the win, huh?

Your best diss was my origin, your chances couldn't be thinner

You'll need your girl for the victory, don't even bother

Destroy your whole Halloween town, Jack the laughing I'd rather

Think I'm alone in the forest, I hadn't thought you a fool

Destroy a skeleton instantaneously, I thought Urkel was uncool

Your conclusions are feeble, you're no jack of all trades

As a comparison, you're a match, I'm like a fear grenade

Jack Skellington:

You? A grenade? This faceless intruder a flash in the pan

Your fame is constantly deteriorating, I last the long span

I saved Christmas, you went and ruined the internet

I'd let you fade away, but trust me, I'm not done yet

Jack 2 a mockery of the Joker and you a pale illusion

What's this? You think you'll win, I'll end the confusion

You'll need lots of proxies, I earn Marilyn Manson covers

All you do is cause bleached angsty teens to kill their brothers

Slender man:

Bringing up Jeff? I'll tell you the same thing

How are you considered scary? Come on, a pumpkin king

I've seen depressingpastas with a bigger scare factor

Mow this one hit wonder over with a verbal tractor

I know there are only two of us, but you'll leave fifth

I'm the legend here, you agree your like a myth

Pretty sure your Narcissis, you like to look at your head

But now I'll leave a reanimated skeleton fully dead

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

This is the day of rap battles!!!