User blog:Alexome/Dirty Fap Battles of History Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln

ABE LINCOLN Whore score and 69 years deep in the ass I fucked the civil porn with my dick but I'm here to fuck your dads I fucked up all your facts you cure cancer with your tits Well tell me how you fapped around and licked your arm pits Your fucking and humping while your licking total Jim Your gonna fuck this battle like you fucked that dragon I ripped your pubic hair off put it in the ass of cow I raped you like I raped your mouth I never fucked a pie but I will start now Your a bitch with dick and I will rub it up and down

CHUCK NORRIS This isn't sweaty ball cunt I suggest cumming For I raped rattle snakes before my pussy started bleeding Fuck Whorris doesn't fuck he just allows you to ouze My faps will blow job your mind like the Abe I'm about to screw

ABE LINCOLN I raped a side of a mountain you fapped to John McCain I got a bucket of semen and I'm about to make it rain You cocked blocked bullets with dicks I catched it with my hole I fucked Falker Sexist Stranger but I never even seen that hoe

'CHUCK NORRIS I'm Chuck fucking Moses I've spread more blood and whores to your little puny dick bitch I spread my ass cheeks for a curious shrimp I wear a black belt on the bear that I grow on a dick I attract sharks when they smell me pee I don't go shitting shit just wants to be humping My dick wish the speed of light wish it was faster You may have raped a slave but Chuck is everyone's raper