User blog:Epicnail/Random Rap Battles of Randomness 4- Left Twix vs. Right Twix

Yeah, this ought to be fun. I wrote this at 3 AM and I was so tired and didn't care, so I made this rap battle as lame as possible for teh lolz

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!

Left Twix

vs.

Right Twix

Begin...

Left Twix:

Left Twix is gonna win! You'll go in the trash bin! Nobody likes you, anyway. You taste like tin. Caramel flowing on my cookie. Bathed in chocolate. Also, whoopie! My verse flows too, I'm not a rookie. Where are you, anyway? Playing hooky? Right Twix: No I'm right here, you stupid queer. I'm really pissed off so gimme a beer. I don't feel like rapping so fuck you leftie. Because you're wimpy, but I'm HEFTY HEFTY  Left Twix: Oh crap, It's Middle Twix  Right Twix: What a shame he is. He didn't quite turn out right.

Middel Tiwx;

HEY DER IM MIDIL TWEX IM DA BEST

I WEAR A VEST

IM COVERED IN MELTED BLACK PEOPLE GUYS

Left & Right People:

It's chocolate, bro.

MIddel Tiwx;

NUH UH HITLER HELPED MAKE ME

Hitler:

I am not affiliated with this individual

Now if you excuse me, I'm turning invisible.

WHO WON?

 WHICH SIDE DO YOU CHOSED Left Twix Middel Tiwx Right Twix Hitler Nobody NOBODY, I HOPE

A RAP NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE