User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Alan vs Jordan: A Scraw Battle

I pulled this out of my ass on spot in chat. Ali vs Jordan as Alan vs Jordan. Get it? Alan is Coder's first name and Jordan is Phil's name. I know, I'm brilliant. It scares me.

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EPIC SCRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JOHNSON ALAN!

VERSUS!

PHILLIP JORDAN!

BEGIN!

Jordan
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did your ban?

Cause you got as much chance of beating me as Dan

I'm a coding machine

like the world has never seen

you can code one line

I can write all seventeen

I code a load with its own back end

You'll get deleted when I've defeated you with your lines unpenned

Used to rage like a Hulk, curse like a kid

Now you're double hitting trolls that CE once hid

Alan
Here comes Jordan, big tongue wobblin

Coding in the air like a flying dumb goblin

You're only Coder that's uglier that Scrawland

Messin with me is gamblin,

you got a problem!

Your whole coding career turned whack

When you came back a liar like Yypx the Black

You should've kept your ugly code packed up on a shelf

Stick to Java, you can write the code to yourself

Ooh, I'm so pretty

My hands type so fast

I'll whoop your face back to your lack of mustacher

Now your father was blocked and I feel for your family

but your language career, now that was a tragedy.

Jordan
Your rage makes me sick

but I'm better with the blue

Why don't you let the black man do your rappin for you?

I'd pass the mic to Loygan but I'm not done pressin

Stay all up in your porn like my name was Jorn Essen

Alan
I saw you fighting Axel Berry boy what's wrong with you

You code like the white kids that do your homework too

Jason Shin and Scrawland as admin backers

You steal codes from Whovians cause you CzechedOut with slackers

Jordan
So Alan wants to talk about grabbin mods

I'll school you through your Mexican, off your redneck, over the nerd who's eating out on your face

Nothin but .js, you ain't seen none of my mess

I'm a better coder and a better MC

Battle me two more times, watch me get a threepeat

Alan
Beep beep, why don't you back up that trash?

You'll jut clog up your page, give it a rash!

Better back up to your home town, kid

cause your coding sucks more than Tesla's did