User blog:Wachowman/Parody 35 VaginaCrusher vs PenisCrusher (Joan vs Miley)

Like I said, not ending season, just not a parody everyday, but with Bob vs Picasso coming up, and BTTF said he wanted one of them, who knows what might happen,depends what you people want, so enjoy the parody.

Note
Due to knowing almost nothing on both VaginaCrusher and PenisCrusher, there may be amateur parts.

VaginaCrusher vs PenisCrusher
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAob8Y541Fw

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

PENISCRUSHER

VS

VAGINACRUSHER

BEGIN

VC verse 1
What is it, are you here to hate?

Cause I didn't get banned, while it took you a few days.

Cause I'm Cat Fancy, You're a disgrace,

And I show harsh rhymes to this 'small' dicks face!

I'm VaginaCrusher dude, who you think you messin' with,

You can try to crush my Penis, but it won't be effective.

I joined for a day or two and already got myself loved,

You joined for a day or two and only got yourself crushed.

You want some more? I can bring it, got your dick? Cause I won't touch it,

You could say this rap is like our names cause Over 1000 times I Crushed it.

PC verse 1
Meat, please forgive me for the things I say,

I know you admired many things about me, including my name.

But I'm about to take this obvious Puppet away from the place,

I usually just crush Penises, but I do something different today.

When it comes to being a troll, you are not one to talk,

Ill be Just like Teslas ban, and give you a Night, Cock.

I came to this wikis aid, when Humor was in need,

If you think you have a chance in this rap, you cannot succeed.

Girl, Guy, whatever you are, you never said your gender,

When it, comes to, the names, we all know that mine is better.

You joined this wiki for something VC, but you only came on for two days,

You'll be wondering why you lost, just like when you got banned from chat.

VC verse 2
You dick! (Smeel) No pun intended,

You think your popular but No ones talked about you since you ended.

But when it come to this wiki, I can crush it 8000 times,

You even call yourself Meatholls Bitch, so how do you expect to win With shit rhymes.

PC verse 2
Do not say Meatholls name like that you stupid cunt!

Ill hit you worse than Hitlers war on two fronts.

Be thankful that your not banned, don't just join this place and leave,

Keep your crushing away you pussy, now just go to your home and queef.

End
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