User blog:The voice of the voiceless/The birthday of the birthdayless

I have a foot fetish. This comment doesn't relate at all to what I'm about to say, but if people come along and admit more revealing things about their sexuality like every other Tuesday, I might as well man the fuck up and let my secret go.

Any who, today is the anniversary of when I used my mom's clitoris as a water slide, so do with that info what you will. Also, I wanted to take this time to talk about epic rap battles of the voiceless. Honestly, I didn't expect to have the first one up as early as I did. I just pulled some decent verses out of my ass and called it good. But, it went over well, and I'm writing more! Here's a preview of the next one:

Athena! Grant me strength in this duel of lyricism

A Roman tries to conquer me? That's just sadomacisim

In the arena I will kill him, and nobody's gonna miss him

And it just so happens that this dickish dictator douche is him!

So yeah, make of that what you will, leave something in the comments if you want to, and thanks for welcoming me into your online community! Later!