User blog:SuperSm4shWarrior/Epic Fail Battles of History 2: Puff Puff vs. DeeJay

Inb4 Disney sells Maker

Anyways, this is my second crap battle. Here ya go.

Puff Puff
Puff in the house!

You're an idiot, so suck my (insert word relating to genitals that rhymes with house)

I'm the lead singer, you're freakin' lame

Hell, even Captain Obvious made up your name

Did I forget to say....

(takes shirt off)

...I ALWAYS GET TIG OL BITTIES!

DeeJay
Ah! Y-y-y-yo-ah-ya-suck.

Yo-yo-you're gay, you have a crush on Douchebag

I'm bla-bla-black, so yeah.....

(DeeJay screams racial slurs, terrifying Puff)

Puff Puff
That was scary!

But not as scary as my chainsaw I use to whip kids!

(Puff kills DeeJay, but he comes back as a Walker)

Walker DeeJay
GR-GR-GRAAAAAAH!

Axel
Stand back, I got this!

Stand back, I gotta piss!

Actually no, but I'll still kill you!

(DeeJay has a heart attack and dies again)

Benatar
Hi guys!

YFM Fangirls
YOU'RE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benatar
Yeah, literally.

(Benatar burns DeeJay, who comes back as a phoenix)

DeeJay
Ca-ca-CAAAAAAAAWW!

The Police
Freeze!

Your four are under arrest for child abuse!

The Cast of My Favorite Martian
And for plagiarism!

Your Second Favorite Martian
I'm the OG favorite Martian!

Marvin the Martian
Shut up! This isn't necessary!

I'm everyone's favorite Martian!

Bruno Mars
Mars is my last name, am I qualified?

IT WILL RAIN, DEEJAY!

(DeeJay dies a third time and comes back as a ghost)

Pikachu
Pika pika pi?

Translation: Dafuq?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO WOOOOOOOOOO

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Who won? Puff Puff DeeJay Axel Benatar Fangirls The Police The Cast of My Favorite Martian Your Second Favorite Martian Marvin the Martian Bruno Mars Pikachu Walker DeeJay Phoenix DeeJay Ghost DeeJay Waluigi Avril Lavigne Mega Swampert