User blog:MrAwesome300/Pumpkin vs. Gourd. Epic Rap Battles of Food 7

Welcome to a spooky installment of Epic Rap Battles of Food! In honor of Halloween, we've got pumpkin vs. gourd, because you've probably never heard of a gourd before >:D

Pumpkin
Might as well call me a pimpkin, because here I go struttin'

It's Halloween, bitches, what are you, some cousin of Cthulhu?

Boo boo on your leg? No Band-Aids for you!

I'm better than candy corn, candy, and porn! Or even Gordo!

I'm FDR in this play, so you better get it ok!

Some Kool Aid would be nice, but you are just really lame!

Gourd
Gourd: I'm gourd, bitch from snitch!

Jimmy: And I'm from VeggieTales, I'm Jimmy!

Gourd: Gourd and hoarders can't even feel sorry for your board!

Jimmy: I'm Jimmy!

Gourd: My plumber said you suck, go feed the ducks by the lake!

Jimmy: I'm Jimmy!

Gourd: Bats and hats in this Halloween, with my Astros ball cap!

Jimmy: I! AM! JIMMEH!

Gourd: Gourdly bored with your rhymes, Mr. Scary Spooky-Ooky!

Jimmy: *auto-tuned* Jimmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Gourd: You squeeze diseased peters like my Oldsmobile. Now smeel it!

Pumpkin
I'm a pumpkin, you're a lumpkin, and you're also Merv Griffin!

Smeel what? Your farts? Or warf from Ferris' art?

I'm the butcher at this deli, and I'm chopping up gourd!

You make me bored, so go off the pirate sword!

Gourd
Jimmy: Time to take dis mic.

I'm the godly gourd supreme, believe it

You want some hardcore rhymes, then get ready to recieve it

I'll steal your donkey and also ride it for free

This is Halloween, so it's time to get out your Christmas trees!

Who won? Pumpkin Gourd Jimmy The Director of Hotel For Dogs