Talk:Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye/@comment-24962009-20140609121557/@comment-5824261-20140612190821

Adrian Monk vs Shawn Spencer!

Monk: Make it quick Spencer, I don't have a lot of time.

I've got a clean house, a steady job, and a beautiful mind!

In short, you lied to all your friends. At least, that's how I figure.

So next thyme when you put your finger to your head, pull the trigger.

Hold on, I'm getting a vision! Oh, it's you in 5 years.

All that emotion bottled up just left you in years.

Come here, Lassie! Little Shawn fell down the well!

That he dug with his lies. Even ones to himself.

You were a disappointment to your pop ever since you were a tyke!

But I will admit, you're a pretty good detective. Psych!

Shawn: said the liar! Don't make up words just to sound impressive!

You're a recessive obsessive lil compulsive detective.

You've got an ad in the paper? I've got a business to run.

With my best pal Gus. Gus: *lip smack* Come on son!

Ask the chief. Natalie ain't got nothin on me!

And I'll be dropping the kick on Sherona and Randy!

You're like a Beached Whale livin down in solitary.

So just throw on a cloak and go back to your monastery!

And if you need a lesson on perception just take one of my classes,

'Cause sometimes, you must leap! And unhook your chassis.

Chasee? Chassi? Chasses's.

Monk: you should check yourself again. Watch out for Adrian's Angels.

What's the matter Flinn? You look a little Tangled!

Just don't touch me! I will blast through your snapple,

And arrest you Butyraceously for stealing a Pineapple!

Shawn: Wait for iiiiiiiit!

This blows like Trudy! Can't this get any hotter?!

I can battle mr. Monk in Air, Water, and Fire!

I've heard it both ways. The right way and then yours!

So suck iiit! Let me show you the door!

WHO ONE? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Sherlock: Wait momentarily.

You almost forgot the original emcee.

Bringin the hits on down the BBC!

I am the one that you both were based on!

You're me meets the mentalist and you're just a rip-off!

I'll shoot you in your smilin face and leave you 'angin. Just sa-yin.

You're a hound, well-renowned,

little known, stays in town.

I've been through scandals bigger than Jules and Juliet.

And you should take some studies on how to fake your death!

We've all had our Reichenbach Falls from glory,

But at least you didn't steal your plot directly!

You comedic bafoons, the Great Game is on!

People don't call me "Holmes," they call me Sherlock!