User blog:Element K/Element's Rap Battles Reborn; Sasha Grey vs Christian Grey

*fixes pants* Eheh…welcome to another installment of Element’s Rap Battles Reborn! Today we have a battle which the research was, um, awesome for. Leandro may have had to clear his history one or two times…Who knows? We have err, BDSM expert and CEO Christian Grey pit against former adult film actress Sasha Grey.

Christian Grey – Red Room

Sasha Grey - Studio

Beat: War Music

ELEMENT'S RAP BATTLES REBORN

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Battle
 Christian Grey (0:22):

 The epitome of male beauty has come to Steele your victory

<p class="MsoNormal"> The true one and only Grey, while you mask it for pornography

<p class="MsoNormal"> All you’ll see is red if you battle this sadist Ms. Hantzis

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m the baddest and fastest from Grey Enterprises and some of the truth is

<p class="MsoNormal"> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey#School_reading Reading to Elementary students? ] Yeah, that must have crossed some boarders

<p class="MsoNormal"> When I go harder and farther you’ll need a shock absorber (Big Dick! Ah~)

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m hitting you harder than that Cinnamon charmer (Damn it Sasha~)

<p class="MsoNormal"> I hope you can handle when I go 50 Shades Darker (Sex Master~)

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Sasha Grey (0:44):

<p class="MsoNormal"> Look at you! A sad violent little “genius”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Probably really mad because he has a small penis

<p class="MsoNormal"> Recognized all over the world, from Europe to Asia

<p class="MsoNormal"> As the better sex giver, just ask Anastasia (Ohhh!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re just the crack whore’s son, you should probably Hyde

<p class="MsoNormal"> Before you end up Smash Cut and pimp slapped to the side

<p class="MsoNormal"> You had a vision and a mission to be over women

<p class="MsoNormal"> But it took you years to be Shades Free from [http://fiftyshadesofgrey.wikia.com/wiki/Elena_Lincoln Lincoln! ]

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Christian Grey (1:05):

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don’t see your humor you cougar user

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m the future of seducer and it’s time to outmaneuver

<p class="MsoNormal"> And prove compared to her partners, I have a biggest rooster

<p class="MsoNormal"> You lost Sasha and nobody likes a sore loser!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Sasha Grey (1:17):

<p class="MsoNormal"> I can see that you need to release some pent up frustration

<p class="MsoNormal"> How about we just have a little win-win situation?

<p class="MsoNormal"> If you accept, you should start opening your present

<p class="MsoNormal"> You won’t regret it, get your tie, this’ll be pleasant ;)

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">ELEMENTS!

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 * Background Noise*

<p class="MsoNormal"> Uhhh…kinda awkward… rap battles reborn?

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 * More background noise*

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’m out! Fuck it

<p class="MsoNormal"> Kinda the point! WHO WON? Sasha Grey Christian Grey Hint for Next Battle: Simpson's Beer + New PvZ2 Zombie VS Color Relatives <p class="MsoNormal">

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