User blog:TKandMit/Edgar Allan Poe vs Eminem III. ERB of Mitstory S3

The Final Chapter has arrived.

Horror Lord Edgar Allan Poe comes face to face for the final time with Rap God Eminem, in a battle of supreme lyricism and verses. Huge thanks to my good friend Tiger for the sweet titlecards this time around.

Cast
George Watsky as Edgar Allan Poe

Nice Peter as Eminem

Intro
Epic rap battles of Mitstory!   Real series

No gimmicks

Battle
I created The Monster, cause nobody wants to see Edgar no more,

He’s sore and buried in the floor somewhere in Baltimore!

You’re just a sorrow whore, you think your horror’s living?

Fuck that, Allan, welcome to the King of the Motor City!

You’re treading a Fine Line when you mess with me a third time,

One final time, the Curtains Up and you’re in for a surprise!

Is this Déjà vu? You’re a Worm, not The Conqueror!

Fuck this Memoir, go back to Doctor Tarr and Lenore,

What a pussy you are; scared by an idle Raven!

Hated by King, Lovecraft, Hitch and even Craven!

And My Name Is still as famous as ever, nobody knows you!

All those stories about you? Sad, dying? I love that it’s true!

What did you do? You got no style; I got an Oscar on 8 Mile!

Meanwhile, your cousin just puts the "Ed" back into "pedophile"!

You think you’re a king? Please, you’re not even heroic,

You’re stoic as much as your lines are homophobic!

Yes it’s true, you admitted you were gay in The Interview,

Stop your interlude! I figured, “dude”, you’re considered rude!

I wasn’t gifted a career, you don’t know Beautiful Pain!

Your lyrics must be written by a brain-dead 2 Chainz!

You’re Insane! Despicable from the slums to that mansion!

You’re rappin’ for that cash, man, I have a damn passion!

Go back to fighting The Punisher in your comic books,

I don’t want to look at you, the sight makes me Puke!

Gothic, on South Park, head off to the Hot Topic (damn)

Dre and Slim, dynamic, I go off at Supersonic (JJ Fad)

Uh, whatever ya assuming of me is something not so true,

Just always proving even more that I have to get rid of you!

Fucked your first cousin, lost to tuberculosis

Your loss of this Cask is as closed as the Amontillado’s is

Just Lose It, you pathetic trochaic poet,

No laureate, you had a chance you done blow it!

Syllables, by the second one, I’ve killed a billion little Poes,

Eminem’s, best rapper since skittles yo, I’m a Criminal!

Your chance is minimal! If there’s something to say, I spit it all!

Snap back to rappin’ fast, jeez, smack ya with the backwards E,

You’re outta your league, I got Dre's headphones to Beat

This deadbeat drunk off the streets, get back and hail SHADY!

Hail you? Ha! Don’t make me laugh, your raps are just fast

When I do that, I add sense, I’m not talking Curtis Jacks!

You don’t need D12; Good news, they’re broken up

Choked all up by your overdosin’, yup! So you’ve spoken up?

Taking a stand? I outweigh you in the Pendulum!

3 a.m.? Underground? What are the drugs you fed to Slim?!

And Matt? Oh, you’re dead to him! Revenge has gotten to him!

Time to show you how to properly get sped up, Em!

I’m beginning to disprove a Rap God; mad raw with macabre

That’s not, appropriate what you’re on, you jack off!

You and Shady are rip off shitty Jekyll and Hyde,

Rapping about killing your wife as Bonnie and Clyde!

Stay Wide Awake, Mathers, Royce da 5’9” aint by your side!

Neither is Yelawolf’s hind nor Rihanna to tell what’s wrong inside your mind!

You’re not fast, you’ve had a Relapse, you want some more?!

There’s nothing to expect from the degenerate who wrote Encore!

Who won?!

Who's next?

You decide!

Epi-  Haha, I'm just playin' Edgar; you know I love you.

Who won, once and for all? Eminem Edgar Allan Poe