User blog comment:Bobdave/Bobdave vs Joeaikman. Eighth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round Two/@comment-25763997-20190826001340

yo here's the lines I wrote for this even though i got fucked by joe preferring certain opponents again logistical difficulties.

doubt many would care tho

Written to this beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-0VICw-rtk 

Best part of wakin’ up is when the Joe’s run salty,

Someone known to favour foes didn’t want Holly on his Meat lolly!

Ugly Post wanna boast in wiki victories he’s got me, 

But like your 40 bans and blocks: these disses don’t come Scot-free!

‘Cause you’ll Leed like United and still choke at moving on, 

Dull to call this Ice and Fire; it’s a bit more like your swan Song!

'''Was Mum bakin’ while she was matin’? Shit, that’s some heavy dope.'''

Let the Hurt/Heal be your lesson: “Bantha, you’re my only hope!”

Recap: Joe’s raps still aren’t “apocalyptic”

No matter how much you spit it, you thick pessimistic cynic!

You’re as broken as your iPad, clocking in at last place,

Now it's no surprise I could improve Dark Joe with blackface!

It's a fantasy to think your work is genius leaking wit,

Who gives a shit that you’re prolific if no one’s fucking reading it!

So your “more material” here must be flab, you daft prick

I’ve gone Zlatan on your mushy peas ass: hat trick!