User blog:The voice of the voiceless/ERBOTV Hints

Oh hai.

This is a magical website. Why? Well, it's entirety dedicated to rap battles. Enter me, everyone's favorite metal Luigi, the voice of the voiceless. I like rap battles, and more specifically, I like writing them.

So, like Aphrodite rising from the seafoam of Uranus' severed ballsack comes EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE VOICELESS!

This is my rap battle series I've been hyping up for so long. Happy to say my first season is planned out, raps are being written, and while I can't guarantee a definitive release date now, I can guarantee one thing:

My battles will be out before Peter and Lloyd's new batch! #shotsfired

Below are hints for my first batch of raps, and people I want to use who need opponents, try to guess, leave suggestions, this is the voice of the voiceless speaking up and signing out!

Hints:
Craven a better job.

Something you'd see in a mad magazine.

They sunk his constant companions battleship.

Sly star power.

1st on the chart vs first from the Sun.

Eternal sunshine of the cat's meow.

Texas rattlesnakes and metro city mayors beware.

Literally everyone's done this battle accept erb.

And the wind cries Courtney.

Blastoise used great flood!

People who need opponents:
George Carlin

The Joker

Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Avatar Aang

The Blues Brothers