User blog:SophisticatedShark/Steve Irwin vs Pewdiepie - Bad Battle Suggestions 4

So this took some time to write. Happy New Years to everyone, I hope it's a good one. Anyways, for this battle, I wanted to try something different. There was a pet peeve I had with a lot of fanmade battles so I tried something to avoid that for this. Without furthur a due, this battle features Swedish Youtube gaming personality, Pewdiepie, versus the Australian host of Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin.



BAD BATTLE SUGGESTIONS OF HISTORY

STEVE IRWIN

VS

PEEWDIIIEPIIIE

BEGIN!!!

Steve Irwin
G'day mate, it’s Steve Irwin from the Animal Planet

And in front of me today, here, is the most nasty kind of savage

I bite harder than a gator, I’ll show you a real safari

Don’t need to unsubscribe to crush your petty bro-army

Pewds, you're a putrid prude piece of poop

Painted with pubes, looks like you'd belong in my zoo

I'll give ya real Amnesia, we’ll do it mano y mano

I’ll chokehold your girlfriend and your homeboy, Stephano

You got no brain o’ brawno, this ain't no game, you clown

I love the animals but now I'm gonna put this one down

I've wrestled crocs uglier than you, you still think you're so tough?

You make like your comment section and just keep your mouth shut

Pewdiepie
How's it going bros, its Pewdiepie,

You brought nature to our lives, you were once in your prime

But now that all changed when this barrel kicked the bucket

I’ll dance around your Happy Feet like I did with Tobuscus

So suck it, motherfucker, I make more money playing games

How do you think you'll touch me when the chairmode activates?

I sting harder than a stingray, this’ll be your Last Adventure

I’ll crush you with my Happy Wheels, bro,  you oughta surrender

Lets get freaky like the loading screen when you meet your defeat

The only crocs that you'd possibly beat are the ones on my feet

You got murdered by a fish, you're not really that scary

Cause what the hell you gonna do when I brofist your Terri?

Steve Irwin
Crikey, leave my wifey outta this, you understand?

When you sell out your own girlfriend to your pre-pubescent fans

Son, you're acting like the kids who watch you scream in the camera

Making carcinogenic faces, mate, I think you oughta man up

In this stanza, I could damage ya, and your fans would lose shit

Something you'd even admit, I’ll tear you bit by bit

You're the lamest waste of space, while I’m kicking it with Jay

I'm giving creatures a place, while you waste your life playing games

???
"Hey Felix, why don't you leave this battle to me"

Yo, it's Tobuscus here to bust this disgusting pumpkin

I’ve had enough of it, you're gonna be the crocodile hunted

So lemme tag in for Felix so I can beat this little prick

I send you back to the Outback when I whip out my truth stick

So here’s a literal narration of this lyrical assassination

Score you with my diamond sword and make a kickass animation

And unlike this Wiggle, I don’t die while making movies, aight?

My defeat will never happen like Tobuscus vs Pewdiepie

Just like your little boomerangs, I’ll give a nasty comeback

I would beat a shit-talking bitch but I’ve already done that

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!



BAD BATTLE SUGGESTIONS OF HISTORY!!!



Who Won? Steve Irwin Pewdiepie and Tobuscus