User blog comment:Bobdave/Epic Rap Battles: Modern vs Classic. Homer vs Dante/@comment-3401602-20190422054522

GRRM too fuckin busy writing verses to complete the goddamn books jesus christ

dude some lines in here are unbelievably witty and hilarious omg

fav lines:

1. So stop your quarrelling, descend, and practice oral tradition

2. You are no match dude, I’mma dispatch you a dactylic clapback

You can take your tertets and rima your asscrack

3. I'm a furious Cerberus, you're a crane-fighting midget

And to spit to my fly lines is thersitically hubristic

But why should I care to resist the pithy disses that you've listed

When I’m hardly even certain that you ever existed?