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J.R.R. Tolkien - Every time I battle, it's "Return of the King!"

Julia Child - Here's a nice amuse-bouche: Take a poor, abused youth, set a thirty-year timer; Voila! Huge douche!

Thomas Jefferson - First Secretary of State. VP number two. Not to mention, third President. The fuck'd you do?

James Bond, Sean Connery - It's the most prominent, dominant bomb spy, so pay homage. Handing out ass whippings: I'm on some real James Bondage.

Bruce Banner & The Hulk - I'm an ace in the lab: acid, base, and treble. So let me break you down on a molecular level.

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That painted face don't give you class! Just one more thing Bruce do for cash! Best thing you make: Kylie ass!! She eighteen? HULK SMASH!!