User blog:TeamFortressMinecraft/TFM Rap Battles 2: Soldier vs Engineer

TFM Rap Battles

Soldier vs Engineer

Begin!

Engineer: You never get a chance to defeat the one and only, Engineer.

Stand the fuck up, kill yourself, do I make myself clear.

You’re an imbecilic, camouflaged, steadfast, militarized jerk,

You’re like one of my tools that never seem to work.

I ain’t saluting to anyone who tries to fight me,

You stand up to me; you gotta come clean.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(180,21,26);">You're the soldier?; well you aren't my hero,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(180,21,26);">You are an idiot; just try me bro!

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">Soldier: Welcome to the Pain Train son; hard hats to hard hats,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">You're a Bob the Builder rip-off; all you fix is your crap.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">You can't shoot me down; because I'll drown you in a lake,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">When God had created you; It was his worst mistake.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">Bow to me Conagher; Then you'll see,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">You live in "Bee Cave"; but that doesn't sting me.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">Time to kill you anytime and anyday; so listen here Dell,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">Termination is close when you face me; with the Bat outta Hell!

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(180,21,26);">Engineer: You're an ass; You're getting wooped; You're about to die,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(180,21,26);">You just got killed: like you killed your team mate, Blue Spy.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(180,21,26);">This rap battle is over for you,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(180,21,26);">You are one soldier that I will never salute to.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">Soldier: Ha, what a laugh; you're about to be cursed,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">when Red Spy invaded; you were one of the blue team to die first.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">You have lost brutally; with my Liberty Launcher,

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(52,114,53);">YOU JUST BEEN KILLED BY THE MOTHER FUCKING SOLDIER!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;">TFM RAP BATTLES!

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Who Won? Engineer Soldier