User blog:Semi-Auto Sammy/Negan vs Harley Quinn - Semi-Automatic Rap Battles

Hey, it's Sammy, and I am way too tired to put this introduction through deep thought.

I will try, soon, to make a cover for this.

This was really hard to write in a way that I accepted it.

Today we have Negan, leader of the Saviors, against Harley Quinn, Joker's girlfriend, to see which psychopath swings a bigger bat.

Someone please help me get a poll on this blog if you can I don't know how to code it.

Negan:
So what the fuck are you supposed to Bar-bie?

You're batty as Batshit thinking Joker gives a damn about Harleen.

Beautiful fucking world you've got. Rape and murder in the streets.

I'd put half your crappy kingpins under the iron if I were supreme.

I'm all in for an All-Out War, my Saviors come in with hard steel

Barbed wire wrapped around every bar I've rapped, spitting Lucille.

Either I fucking bash your brains out or I live to ride a Harley

But one look at you and I know: You're gonna fucking give it to me.

Harley Quinn:
Silly icky Scout trying to put on like my puddin',

It's Hammer Time! I bash skulls like Lucille couldn't!

"I'm so evil! My pick killed realized fanships, didn't it!"

Should've picked a white guy, you just look racially insensitive.

You could never play with me, I'm a one guy type of gal,

Wouldn't trade Mistah J for points in a Muslim hoosegow

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. You've never been a real villain

Your homestock all Stockholmed after your tiny jaunt in prison!

Negan:
Fuck was that? I'll show I'm a real savior, rapping fucking Santa,

By taking you out of commission just like I did to fucking Alpha!

I'd fucking turn puddin's brain into pudding, that ain't half far

Shove my dick down your throat, and then make you look like Carl!

Harley Quinn:
That was hardly dicey, but you're used to swinging blunt style,

spouting off profanities like Dwight's spouting off in your wife!

Stay away from my Squad, or it'll be your last laugh!

I brought this feel-copper to a stand-still, so this was a real gas! Ha hahaha!