User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything: It's the Finale

It's finally over. Sorry for the long delay. I've been busy.

It's kind of a joke battle

Announcer
epic rap battles of everything or something

justin bieber

vs

jacob sartorius

BEGIN

Justin Bieber (young one)
(Oh wooooah)

(Oh wooooah)

(Oh wooooah)

(Oh wooooooooooah)

You know I hate you, I don't care

About Musical.ly and your fuckboy hair

You think girls love this piece of shit?

You only lipsync


 * awkward silence*

SO FUCKING TALK KID

I drown in 12 year old pussy, you just move your phone around

You made the world's ears bleed when you sang with sound

Look behind me, faggot, that's Drake and his friends

It's time to put this shit to an end

"All My Friends"? What the fuck, you got none

No wonder your parents disowned you, son

My songs have rappers and actors, what do you got?

Y-

Jacob Sartorius
Fuck your first verse, bitch, it's time to go

Don't mess with me, I get all the hoes

Justin Bieber
Really?

Jacob Sartorius
No, I met the tools, yi hucking DOUCHEBAG!

Suck my balls, you fucking doorag!

Baby, oh, your songs fuck shits!

You'll never wear my sweatshirt, you inbred hick!

I ain't worried about tomorrow, when I'll hear I kicked your ass

I inspired tons of fuckboys to grab some ass

I am the not the next Bieber, because of what you done recently

At least my music videos are at least done decently

I got sum 12 year old newdz, want some Beaver?

My raps are so sick, it has Bieber Fever

Justin Bieber (old one)
That last line didn't even make any sense

You mean nothing, while I am really dense

Tattoos, smoking cigs, drinking booze

Even wearing Air Jordan shoes

Fuck my past, I wanna be black

Even though that sounds fucking whack

Even though your sinking

I won't jump into Cold Water

Call this manslaughter

But fuck it, you don't know your own father

Jacob Sartorius
Why does this faggot ass hoe want to be black? It looks like you took crack Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and All My Friends

You make sex songs now, what's next, the end?

Imagine yourself as a grandpa with those tattoos

Wearing those ability ass Air Jordan shoes

Michael Jordan
WHY THE FUCK YOU DISS MY SHOOZ

Jacob Sartorius
I'll kill your ass when you go to sleep at night

And wake up in the morning

Really horny

Announcer
Who wun

hooz nyeckst

yuh dicyyyde

Season 1 is over, now fuck moi

Wait what

Who the fuck-

Rebecca Black
wiszsup nrigs

Ish Rebicca back

I spek jibberish

Und awlzo smoek cack

AND ITS NOT FRIDAY QUEERS

Announcer
Fucking finally

HINTZ 4 NYEXT SEEZIN
fucking rap battles

That was a joke battle. Everybody was on crack the whole time

WHO FUCKING WON:

Jacob faggytitz: 0 vote

Justin beeeeberrrr: 0 vote

Rebecca Black: -53535353434247373638373806837123456789011212233423 vote

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