User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of Dexter! Mario vs Sonic

Here we go with another edition of ERBOD. This time, I pit Mario Bros' main star, and gaming mascot, Mario, against quick-footed hedgehog and SEGA mascot, Sonic. Let's go.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DEXTER!Mario!VS!Soniiiic! BEGIN!Mario-It'sa me, Mario, and I'mma kick ya assThis is the end, Sonic, this level you shan't passI'm an Italian plumber, also the king of gamingYou are Sonic, useless, get ready for the naming & shamingYou get Tails to suck you off, untill you cum 69 miles prowerAnd your armpits stink like your games, sheesh, take a showerYou're an evident homo, you like it up the ringSo  time to collect my win, like-a, *cha-cha ching*Sonic-You call me queer, when you love collecting gold?Because you jump like a queer, and love getting potholedI'm the fast-footed, fast-lipped wit, you Italian peice of shitI'll bitch slap you so fast you won't be able to register itMy name is Sonic, *deep in background* BOOM!,  you can't beat me bitchI'll shut you down like the broken Pacman level, we have a slight technical hitchYou and Luigi seem to be stuck on Level Emerald Hill, Zone IncestBecause you can never beat the mascot of SEGA, I'm -the- bestLuigi-coming soonTails-coming soon