User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Mumbo Jumbo vs Aku Aku

Intro
JOSHUA'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUMBO JUMBO! VS....

AKU AKU! BEGIN!

Mumbo
mumbo going first in battle dumb mask in for a brawl,

bear and bird get into smash brothers stupid bandicoot not in at all,

mumbo know good magic your pupil is retarded,

he look like stupid idiot he also look like he just farted,

take your ugly face and turn it inside out,

burn you with voodoo fire and tear off your mouth.

you claim to be invicible yet spyro fire in death battle prove you wrong,

so go ahead and rap back i already won this rap battle song,

Aku
i'm wise beyond comprehension i was voice by the grim reaper,

atleast we got a remastered game your just known for doing shots of your beaver,

your racist as fuck in the way that you speak,

your a idiotic witch doctor more dumber then crash,

crash will send you flying with a spin and make you fall on your ass,

i wanted a better opponent but instead i got you,

atleast i can keep a calm attitude,

now let me tell you this your a womanizing but sexist to jumba over and over what do you say to this brother

Uka uka
game over,

Mumbo
you think your pretty clever but bandicoot brain's i will splatter,

you got more problems then a poo poo platter,

i know magic spit fire like charmander,

you only came back cause of stupid skylanders,

mumbo use voodoo magic to kick dumb mask's non exsistant butt,

not to mention bandicoot girlfriend a total slut, (ooh)

tear off all your feather then make sure you dissapear,

then crash run away shitting pants in fear,

aku
alright alright crash is my biggest project that i'll admit,

but your friend's nuts and bolts game that was utter cow shit,

when i go into battle i'm packing heat,

preach this to your ancestors you just got beat,

your history is as ugly as gruntilda make crappy games for the gba,

you'll find in rap battle aku aku don't play,

you can't speak simple english your as dumb as jackie chu,

your better off in the forest eating your own poo poo.


 * cue african music as we hear zecora laugh*

Zecora
i've been called into battle unlike my tv series,

this is a one time you'll be hearing from zecora dearies,

mumbo racist stereotype plus voodoo is dark magic it will screw you over like men i've slept with in bed,

you'll end up like faciller dead,

aku aku you want to talk about bad games then how about mind over mutants.

i can easily win this battle with my spellbinding dances,

i helped twilight win a magic battle call me zebra yoda,

i think now is a good time to leave cause i just beat the both of ya.