User blog:DA151874/DA's Rap Battles Test Rap: MARIO VS FREDDY FAZBEAR

NOTICE: THIS IS A TEST TO SEE IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE MINE, AND IF THEY DO THIS IS THE FOURTH RAP IN MY SEASON ONE.

Mario

VS

Freddy Fazbear

Mario:

Its-a me, mario, and you're gonna be sorry, yo

Here comes the fireballing Koopa kicking super stached hero

I spit rhymes colder than absolute zero

I'll tip this fat cow, EIEIO

Jumpman coming at you like a Flame Runner Funky Kong!

You come out 3 nights in, dude, that's way too long!

Watch me turn this furry to a leaf and fly away!

I got billions of fans starting from the first day!

Time to show Yogi who is OP like you on 4/20!

My rhymes are like my power ups, strong and I got plenty!

Go back to Teletubbies with the rest of your b****s

I'll make like Ducktales and bathe in my riches.

Freddy:

Hahaha, it's Freddy Fazbear rapping

I'll be snapping this stache like a captain

That's what's happening

Me and my crew are entertainers but come night

You'd better put up one heck of an all night fright fight

Use that power wisely, Mario, or you will get blacked out

And what good is an NES without the death of trout

You may be world wide famous

But I stormed the indie market

It's like I get a VIP pass

And you get awful parking

How bout you make like an Amp, and get all buzzy

I don't need another pipe cleaner! Mine is all fuzzy

Mario:

The Kitchen camera is blocked out to hide your ugly mask

I shoot fireballs so hot, in them you should bask

Killer + Friendly? It Fritz right in!

I'll send one of my many evil buddies to rust up your tin

Hey Fredbear, you really don't know what your doing

Your expressions are less unique than Putin!

And speaking of Poutine, I'm hungry for some meat

I'll burn this cyka up and then bake a cake for Peach!

You sound like a girl and you scream like one too

You stop when being watched, hey, you're just like a Boo!

I really don't think any more needs to be chant

Your raps need saving, but save them, you can't.

Freddy:

That's it, I'm on the move, better close all those doors

If you keep messing with me you're gonna end up seeing spores

Been in business for as long as you

And while that purple man keeps running in and ruining things, I will bring a powerful lawyer to sue

Mario the plumber can bite me like '87

I've seen your DDR, you dance worse than freaking ELLEN.

I'm the king of music, and scare countless people each day

So sign up for the job, and get minimum pay.