Talk:Goku vs Superman/@comment-24906386-20140511203317

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! SUPERMAN VS GOKU

[SUPERMAN]

Well,  it's about time that you and me Got matched for a rap battle Now prepare your ugly face Because I'm going to make your brain rattle!

[GOKU] So, the Universe's greatest heroes Finally meet for a verbal clash? You go first,  pajama boy, Either way, I'm kicking your ass

[SUPERMAN] S-S-S-Superman! Up, in this bitch, gonna bring the heat and flip the switch On this punkass, little steroid kid Who's rapping skills ain't worth a shit!! I could save the world, ten thousand times <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Come back in time and still spit some rhymes! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're not a match of mine, you better get in line <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">This primape punk is past his prime!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">So bring it,  [http://rapgenius.com/1901629/Chaoticrapbattles-goku-vs-superman/Kakarot-lets-see-how-hard-this-carrot-can-spit Kakarot Let's see how hard this carrot can spit]<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">. <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'm  the Man of Steel<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">, and you're looking small, Bro Do you even lift? <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I fight for truth and justice, what the hell do you even defend? <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'll stomp you down into the ground <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">With your little  vegetable-named friends You're just gonna stand there and yell, like you do with all your other perps? <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I wonder  how many episodes it'll take for you<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">, to spit your first verse!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">[GOKU] [http://rapgenius.com/1901639/Chaoticrapbattles-goku-vs-superman/Look-up-in-the-sky-its-a-bird-its-a-plane Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane?]<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;"> Nope! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Just a reporter in a cape <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Who's confused about his fame <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I don't need X-ray vision <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">To see that all of your movies sucked <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're invulnerable? Yet, if I threw rock at you <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You'd be completely fucked!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Son Goku coming at you, fool <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Breaking bones and breaking rules <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'll crush your wits with Dragon Fists <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Then Spirit Bomb your ass to bits! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I got them Instant Transmission lines <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Every single time, I'm busting rhymes <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'll school your ass to the sun and back <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Over 9000 times!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Listen up, Clark Kunt <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're gonna die once and for all <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">But first, I'll give Lois Lane a pick of my <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Dragon Balls!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">[SUPERMAN] <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">School me?! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Ha! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You haven't the slightest bit of education <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">And every time you fight, it sound like you've got <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Massive Constipation! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Go ahead, harness your Ki <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">And shoot off all your beams of light <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Truth is, I'd rather fight your son <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I bet he'd put up more of a fight!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">[GOKU] <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I was trained by the gods <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You've no idea of my speed and strength <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I don't need microscopic vision, when my power pole is the perfect length! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Nice speedo and tights <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'll bet your sexual preference is a lie <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're sure that bullets are the only things <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">That shoot into your eye?

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">[SUPERMAN] <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'm putting my disses together so clever <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You could never measure the level of pain that I bring! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Splittin' and rippin' and servin' and dissin' <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You'll witness the power of the Kryptonian King! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I got laser vision, and perfect precision <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're too dumb to even make a decision! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Leaping tall buildings, in a single bound <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You want to face me now? You're going down!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're just a pissed of Guido <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Who never made the cut for Jersey Shore <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Oh, and I drained all of Chi-Chi's energy <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">And left her, begging me for more <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">All the Ki in the universe, could never help you to defeat me [http://rapgenius.com/1901640/Chaoticrapbattles-goku-vs-superman/And-your-rap-skills-are-even-more-lamer-than-dragonball-gt And your rap skills are even more lamer than Dragonball GT!!!]

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">The American Way is I prevail <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Facing me - you'll always fail <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I don't even know, why I rapped <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">When all I had to do was grab your tail!

[Goku transforms]

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">[GOKU] <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">No more delaying what I'm saying <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">This Super Saiyan ain't playing <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You're just a Solar-powered Pussy <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Who needs a plentiful slaying! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I've got four forms, bitch <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">You can't keep up with my pace! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Why don't you make a Super Sneeze <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">And get the hell out of my face!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I put gods in their place <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Break your unstoppable force <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">The laws of physics don't matter <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">When you can fucking Teleport! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">It's  Doomsday<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;"> for you, Clark <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Call it a Kryptonite Bomb! <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I'll send you ass back to Smallville <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">With a KAMEHAME-HA!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">I prefer a fair fight <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">But I could have killed you just for fun <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">But son, this is only roun <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">d one <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">Our battle has just begun!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:26.399999618530273px;">WHO WON ?WHO'S NEXT....?

Nah just kidding it was rap battle from Chaotic Rap battles, but that guy did pretty good job on both SuperMan and Goku, sadly video is deleted :(