User blog:Masta Shot/Bruce Banner Vs Bruce Jenner Rewrite

Transformation Scene, only for Cait

Bruce Banner:
I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce,

With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes.

I hear you're good at running; you're just like the Flash,

Especially in the 100 meter ditch-your-wife dash!

I'm an ace in the lab, acid, base, and treble,

So let me break you down on a molecular level:

You turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(130,11,187);">The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(130,11,187);">You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(130,11,187);">(Argh!) Kept up with the Kardashians, but left some kids behind!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(130,11,187);">Now, run along; you'll thank me 'cause I'm getting kinda cranky,

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(130,11,187);">And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

Bruce Jenner:
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">Honestly, you're kinda boron when you're happy.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">The truth is, there's no truce between the Bruces!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">You're a drifter being useless; I'm a winner, no excuses!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">(Uh!) Beautiful women all up on my jock!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">I got a home gym; check me on the cereal box, doc!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">You big green freak, don't try to flex!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">If it wasn't for your cousin, you'd never have sex!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">(Oh!) You're so strong when you get mad!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(139,71,38);">Too bad you can't go back and protect your mom from your dad!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Transformation Scene, only for Cait 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cait: This transformation 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Is the start of a new jenneration 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Insert More Lines) 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bruce Banner: 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Argh) What’s gone to your head 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Are you upset that your fame is dead 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">You went from the wheaties box 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">to honey bunches of gross 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Glad I never came to close 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">'''<span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I’ll show you that we’re both glucose-Raaaaaaaaaaa! '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Transformation scene of Hulk 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hulk: 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I Will HULK SMASH 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">ON THIS TRANS KARDASHIAN 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">DECATHLON ATHLETE TO CAR CRASH CHAMPION 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU RUN FROM FAMILY AND GAY THOUGHTS 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">BUT YOU GO WITH HARDCORE GAY THOTS 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cait: (Normal Second Verse) 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(RAAAR) 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">CAIT GET MORE LINES 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">NOT VANITY FAIR 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU REMOVED YOUR PENIS 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">AND GROWED MORE HAIR 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">IT’S TOO LATE 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I NOT CALL YOU CAIT 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU BE STRAIGHT 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">YOU GET MILLIONS OF LOVE 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">BUT MOSTLY HATE 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">CAIT MADE LIKE HIS DAD 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">AND CHOPPED DOWN HIS TREE 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">HULK SLOWLY GOES BACK TO BANNER 

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now lemme get back to my laboratory  ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cait: This transformation == ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Is the start of a new jenneration ==

<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bruce Banner:
==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Argh) What’s gone to your head == ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Are you upset that your fame is dead == ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You went from the wheaties box == ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">to honey bunches of gross == ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Glad I never came to close == ==<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I’ll show you that we’re bot glu ==