User blog:Mystical Trixter/Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2: CCW Version

Since we've been having our fun with the issues at CCW with their no swearing policy and making these censors, I decided to look througg ERB's and find the one with the most swears. I doubt this is it, but I did this one cuz there were a lot I saw, so here we go.

Darth Vader:
Someone who loathes you, beach, now stand up and rhyme!

I only thawed you out so I could beat your pass a second time!

Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa,

I'm on the leader of your limp dipped Luftwaffe.

I strike back hard against a Naughty.

Brain toss your pass in the air, Yahtzee!

Ask Indiana Jones who the puck I am,

I spit sick sheep so focused I break your concentration camp!

I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt.

So suck on deez...

Stormtrooper:

Uh, deez what sir?

Darth Vader:

Deez robot nuts!

I'm gonna enjoy watching you die,

So let me do it with my own eyes.

Adolf Hitler:
You look stressed Vader, you appear to be in pain.

You need to take a vacation. Here, take a trip on my train!

I mean you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!

Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational.

You got one beach pregnant then gave in to the hate.

Now you're 6'6 and black but can't get a date.

Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver!

Use some of your force to fix your pucking respirator!

You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?

You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!

Everything you do is an epic fail,

Now stand at attention and Sieg pucking Heil!

What's wrong Ani? Can't take anymore?

Not surprising coming from the Emperor's horse.