User blog:MinecraftCODERBSmosh123/Godzilla vs Gamera

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GAMERA

VS

GODZILLA!

BEGIN:

Godzilla:

You want to fight me? What a stupid idea.

Call me King Kong because I can stomp you flat like the shit from here

They look better because my raps will take you back to the stone age

I'll rip your head off and write it in the Yellow Page.

No matter what shit you destroy, I'll kill your ass.

I am the definition of scary, I suggest you to pass.

So now, Shut the fuck up, and show me what you have

I get money because I am the monster of rap

Gamera:

Get back in the line, Zilla, and go fuck yourself, bitch.

Stop making shitty movies, they all suck dick

Walter White can beat your ass, so I can play you out

Nigga, don't block those missles, and no need to shout.

Why so terrible? Are you busy trying to twerk?

I think your creator should cancel work.

King Kong:

You can call me King Kong, bitch.

You guys want to rap against me?

I was the gorilla of monster movies, you guys are rip offs, so fuck off and leave,

Such a shame if one of your movies failed,

Zilla, I beat your ass once, so I'll beat you twice, so why bother?

You can't even kill a robot version of your self, something wrong with you, brother?

Gamera, you're even worse than Batman and Robin

I'm the true superstar, whereas you're fuckin forgotten

You guys shouldn't have started this now it's time to die

You're masters of Kaiju? Pfft, what a lie.

Predator:

I'm the Predator, motherfucker, but call me Eminem

Beat your ass so bad you'll have to take it in

Oh Godzilla, it's so nice to see you get burned again, get the fuck outta my path

You think you are scary in 2014, how 'bout with my fucked-up face? You look like you can't laugh.

Kong, you suck, I can take you on with my scares.

Gamera is so bad, he can't even scare a man

Yes, you guys are famous but you've met your match

Now, suck my dick, cuz you run outta cash

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EPIC

(monster noises)

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY