User blog:GravityMan/WIKI CIVIL WAR TRAILER

Oh hai this is a parody of the Captain America Civil War trailer.

Kewl.

Colors
'' Italics is actions, like a scene ''

Wonder is this color

Drakan is this color

Leandro is this color

GIR is this color

Joe is this color

Legion is this color

The Parody Itself
'' A shot of a garage, Grav and Drak walking up to a hunched over Leandro, working on his upcoming series the Walking Wiki ''

 Leandro.

 Leandro looks up 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Do you remember me?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Your series is named Cartoons vs History. You’ve been called an average rapper.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Grav and Drak look at each other. ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Your block’s ending soon.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Meat blocking everyone, TK and Flats fleeing ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> I never socked.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Well the people that think you did don’t care that you’re coming back ;-;

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> A shot of Cave and Icey stepping right in 

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Cave strokes a picture of Skeep lovingly ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Leandro logging off Skype ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Wiki logo rolls ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint: 153">Drakan.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Drak making top blogs ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint: 153">While a great number of people see you as a talented writer.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Drak responding to every comment. ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint: 153">There are some afraid that Joe is having too much control over your series

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint: 153">He’s given unlimited power, and no supervision.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Wonder handing Drakan a screenshot ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#548DD4;mso-themecolor:text2;mso-themetint: 153">It’s something that I, as your friend, cannot tolerate.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Drakan looking epic ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> I know how much your girlfriend means to you

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Drakan flying home to Romania ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> But please get on Drawer

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' GIR glances around, then whispers ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Or I’ll caps lock Loyg

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Drak smirks ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Are you saying you’ll seduce me?

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Joe enters a PM, greeting Drakan ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#B6DDE8;mso-themecolor:accent5;mso-themetint: 102">Drak, you seem a little troubled

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Drak responds ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Well we need to talk

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of BreZ and Joe fapping to Game of Thrones ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#B6DDE8;mso-themecolor:accent5;mso-themetint: 102">If you consider the Grinch a cartoon character, we’re no better than Mind

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Legion grips a six foot chisel, while Drak places a reassuring hand on his shoulder ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> But he’s not known for his book.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Joe groans ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#B6DDE8;mso-themecolor:accent5;mso-themetint: 102">Sometimes I want to shove my penis between your Romanian cheeks.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade: 191">I just want to make sure you comment on my battles as well.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Drak gives a thumbs up 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade: 191">Because I want you to inform people that this is “our work”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Legion throws links to his battles at people, causing them to flee in terror ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> I’m about to cum.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Joe, BreZ, Grav, Brandon, and Cave ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Drakan, Cyan, Night, Leandro, and GIR ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#B6DDE8;mso-themecolor:accent5;mso-themetint: 102">Do you really want to do this?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Brandon being flushed while Kung screams ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Leandro’s block ending time ticking down ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Wonder kicking Joe ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of Cyan and GIR engaging in combat with Joe and Grav ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade: 191">When do I start?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Legion looking expectantly ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Now.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Drak drops fifteen million pages on him. ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Hawkeye as Hawkeye lying dead in an alleyway because Hawkeye sucks dick ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Drakan posting a new battle at the exact same time as GraviThy ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Cave panting, struggling to jog after a car with the words Lexi crudely spray painted on it 

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Icey beating in Leandro, ripping into his user page ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Joe holding Flats’s battered body ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> I’m sorry Joe. You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Shot of a bloody Legion leaning against a wall ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> But he’s my chiseler.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Times; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:#B6DDE8;mso-themecolor:accent5;mso-themetint: 102">So was I. ;-;

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">'' Loyg and Wonder blocking Joe at the same time ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph;line-height:150%;mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">' WIKI CIVIL WAR: DRAK V. JOE '

Poll
Who Will Win? Joe Drak