Talk:Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer/@comment-34363543-20191213123917

I was going to post this this morning, but ERB beat me to the punch. This is my version.

O: Check my surname, Oppenheimer's always been OP

I am become death but you won't get to bone me 

This self-proclaimed deity is only a phony

And as far as warriors go, you're the least holy

You don't seem very smart for that large of a cranium 

I'm tearing through The Anus like atoms of uranium

I'll cause more pain than Ant-Man, times Infinity

So quit testing me cause I drop rap bombs like Trinity

You're stoned if you think you're theory really stands

Killed trillions just to get dusted like Iron Man

If you spit inevitably it will turn out shit

So make like both of our weapons, and split

T: Your explosives proved knowledge is a curse

But they won't protect you against the MC Universe

I'm a savior, you're a flawed nuclear physicist

Who'll get verbally decimated like Japanese citizens

Their massacre is what truly defined you 

I brought the universe balance, you brought it kaiju

Slept around and felt blue after you went atomic

You're work should be called the Doctor Manhattan Project

I know violence was needed for the peace I sought

While this hack acts like he missed an axe headshot

You make superpowers, I turn superheroes to soot

After this, Oppenheimer won't be feeling so good

O: Your victory’s a fantasy, get a grip on REALITY

This bruise-hued brute’s nothing more than a calamity

The POWER went to your head when you slipped on the glove

But being SPACE Michael Jackson won’t let you win your love

We both share a MINDset, to our causes we’re committed

But they’re not worth the terrible bloodshed we’ve inflicted

So I ask you one TIME, give up on your cursed goal

Spare the universe destruction, and prove you have a SOUL

T: I understand your hesitation, and I empathize

But my Endgame’s too precious, you must realize

I used my power to bring the cosmos salvation

While you just bombed the shit out of an island nation

'''Get your head out of the mushroom clouds! I paid for my endeavours'''

While you just sat on your ass sightseeing in the desert

Like your isotopes, this schooling is elementary

Compared to you even Hulk films bomb less exponentially

O: Speaking of, you’re carrying the Banner for atrocities

Full of animosity, a raisin-skinned monstrosity

Children full of psychopathy, morals out of order

I'll drop the beat, leave you wondering "Why is Gamora?"

My legacy's still relevant, as much as it hurts

While a snap of the fingers erased you're life's work

'''You did nothing wrong? Just look at your bars '''

I truly wish I didn't know who you are

A rat fucked you over, than a mouse used you to cash in

You aren't worth the fertilizer you feed your plants with

You need a midget to write a comeback for you, too?

Stop the nihilistic necrophilia, and fix your issues!

T: Your marriage is like fission: it exploded and unraveled

You couldn't prevent my mission even with time travel

The great responsibilities our tools need you've ignored

Mine was burned up, yours caused the Cold War

It doesn't take a minute, man, to see your time's past

You split atoms while I'll shred this universe to its last

I wreck Stark's mechs, you let the US flex the mess

They call their military industrial complex

Many speak of quotes to which we are attributed

But this supposed "genius" needed to steal from the Indians

'''O: I’m fraudulent? You couldn’t show your kids real affection'''

'''And Justice isn’t Orange. It seems you need a correction'''

Stuck firmly in the dark side, this comic needs no detective

And this defective sexual Deviant’s raps are ineffective

You can’t bring Eternal balance if you can’t keep your head level

Tried to be a god, but ended up as a devil

''' T: Were those lines Fermi? I’m far from unstable'''

Quit Joshing or Brolin’ll snap you like a Cable

Your flow’s dissapointing while I have Mad, Titanic rhyme schemes

Making this battle balanced, as all things should be