User blog:OreoTurtle24/Kyle's Literal Reviews/Let's Make Fun of Rap Battles Crossover Part 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2

Here we bucking go. Review time.
Mordecai: 

Oh fuck no, I have to go through this piece of shit again,

Thanks Captain Obvious

even worse, you are a ruler, and that’ll be a sin.

Don't you mean that IS a sin? DUHHH

you now have wings, looks like i have cut your wings off too,

Thanks Captain Obvious. And why do you have to cut her wings?

and turn you into burger meat you miserable pile of splooge.

What the fuck is splooge? You know what, I don't wanna know...

I’m mordecai, you will die, you brainwashed guys,

Wait, what's your name?!

for them to buy, stupid shit that will be super hard to find.

I think the bronies WANTED to buy the toys, they didn't get brainwashed...

Celestia made you a princess because she was doing cocaine,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Yeah... RIGHT!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">forgetting lesson zero makes you fucking insane.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-size:14px;">Thanks Captain Obvious. <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-size:14px;">Thanks Captain Obvious. <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-size:14px;">Thanks Captain Obvious.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I will rip off your horn and shove it up your cranky doodle donkey,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Ha ha, that's funny. Why is ass called a name of a donkey? xD

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">it’s not ponyville, it’s the world of cunty.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Ponyville is a town... not a world

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Good news for me, you will be fucking disappointed,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">About....?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">me and Margaret kissed, now we are in a relationship.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Whoopdy-f*cking-do.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I am the champion, you are a fucking failure,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">WE.... ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!! MY FRIEND.... *guitar music*

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">you are not a hero, i saved Eileen from the Death Bear.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">WHOA!!! YOU SAVED ONE PERSON? TWILIGHT SAVED EVERYONE IN EQUESTRIA!<span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(255,255,255);">

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Princess Twilight Sparkle, your rhymes are fucking sour,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">She didn't even rap...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">now get down on your knees, and suck the power!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">So you want her to suck a keyboard?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Twilight:

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Dear Princess Celestia, tell this bird to piss off,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Why can't you tell him to piss off?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">this person is cheaper than a cupcake shop.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Ok?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I don’t even get why people ship us, are they stupid?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Yeah... shippers can be stupid.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Oh well, at least i have wings like a valentines day cupid.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">OH CAUSE THAT'S REVELANT!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Me and shining armor won part 1, so i’ll win part 2,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">GREAT.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">hell even Derpy Hooves is more stupider than you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">what’s the matter diaper boy, you wanna ca-caw on Margaret?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Uh... why is he diaper boy?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Dude Time on you, it makes me puking.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Hot dam that grammar. xD

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">You couldn’t even get a handshake from Margaret’s dad,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Um... have you been stalking him?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">he made you wear a yellow speedo, and that was really bad.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">OH, THAT WAS BAD?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">'''you’re in a relationship with Margaret? how much did you pay her?'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Yeah, he just said that. <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-size:14px;">Thanks Captain Obvious.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">'''I’m a princess, what are you? a prune purse.'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">So a blue jay... is a prune purse... WHAT THE FU--

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Are you even considered a badass, cause you are really not,

<p style="text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">But he was never considered a badass.. never mind...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">you think you’re really cool cause you’re smoking pot?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">When has he smoked pot?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">i did this in round 1, well i’ll do it today,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Yeah you said that already...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Applejack calls you hay, that’s why she says time to hit the hay.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">So only APPLEJACK calls him hay. No one else does. And that means, "let's sleep on Mordecai"? O_O

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Mordecai:

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">That’s bullshit you cunt, you smell like fucking skeet,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">How many swears can you get in one line? We got 1, we got 2, we got 3, WE GOT A WHOPPING TOTAL OF 4 SWEARS! THAT'S A RECORD! TELL HIM WHAT'S HE'S WON!!!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">you’re show’s like best VHS in the world, you lied to me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">HOW? Did the show say a lie?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I’m a party animal, you are just a plain animal.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Ohhhhhh cause party animals ARE GREAT.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I’m in a video game, you’re game’s about you teaching educational.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">*facepalm*

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I’ll make you’re brain explode into a million pieces,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">NICE SPELLING. And, how?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Want a nice refreshing Mordeshake that i stirred with my penis.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">How is a stirred d*ck refreshing? And... eww...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">I’m gonna rap it up, so here’s my final line,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Ok....

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">i’m sad that you are a princess cause you won’t die!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">HOW IS THAT RELEVANT?!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:13px;text-align:start;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;font-family:Interstate,'LucidaGrande',Arial,sans-serif;">Human Twilight:

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">I’m a human now, so please stop you’re complaining,

<p style="font-family:Helvetica;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">When was he complaining that he wanted you to be a human?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">your rap style is worse than when Rarity was handling rain.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">So you're making fun of your friend?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">I defeated Sunset Shimmer, and now i’ll defeat you,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">You also defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">everytime you get rejected, you always turn blue.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">Well yeah, who would be happy about getting rejected?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">I saved everybody’s lifes, you only saved one,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">True. NUFF SAID.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">You’re love is not in bloom, you don’t even have love.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">Yeah he does...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">Spike, take this important message down for Celestia,

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">Ok...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">I learned something today, blue jays suck.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;text-align:start;">So you're judging all blue jays because of Mordecai? What about that one singing blue jay in episode 1? JERK!

Ending... thing...
So I bet you're wondering why this is part 2... if you haven't, see Kyle's Review of Part 1.

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Antoinette_Jones-Juin/Kyle%27s_Literal_Reviews/Let%27s_Make_Fun_of_Rap_Battles_Crossover_(PART_1)

Me: So.... now what?

Kyle: Wanna play skylanders?

Me: BUCK YEAH!