User blog:Wachowman/Parody 66 'Lazy' (Parody of Fancy) (RTP)

Look, another one, I wonder how long this'll last

Parody
Listen up, I'm so tired (so tired)

Don't do much, but still admired (Admired)

And I'm still join chat every day

But most likely, I won't listen to what you say (yeah, yeah)

You love a lazy guy like this (huh?)

Drop a coin won't pick it up, just like this (yeah)

Cup of Coke, a porn vid, all I need

And TV, cause I need to Clop to my MLP (MLP)

Getting all the bitches straight, cooking for me (cooking)

My mom sees my Swag, she's scared of me (what?)

Bring Ponies in, we fap to that?

Apple Cider spillin', you should taste that

I'm so lazy

Everybody knows

I blame it on lag

Cause I don't have much to show

I'm so lazy

I don't like to move

But all of you like me

It's truuuuuuuuue

I said, hey guys, Can you do dis? I don't like, to move bitch.

Can't stand up these days, I only sit, the truth is

I tell people I lag, so they don't insult me

Almost never work out, My legs look like bologna

To get where I need to, people carry me, wherever

The time I'll get up to find the remote is most likely never

To get where I need to, people carry me, wherever

I said that line, two times because, #Yolo, however

I'll tell you, get that, get that? You help me, help me

A shower? Don't need one, Cause you can wash me, wash me

I be the R-R-T-P, put my name in pixels

If I need you, I'm have a bell or a whistle

I'm so lazy

Everybody knows

I blame it on lag

Cause I don't have much to show

I'm so lazy

I don't like to move

But all of you like me

It's truuuuuuuuue

Make a phone call

All my food get delivered

Cause I don't cook

We all know thats a women's job

Yeah, keep on doing my work

Me, Four and Wachow, we don't give a fuck

Two mods, behind my back

They be, my niggas, they do all my crap

Ha...

Still lazy', how you love that?

Got the wiki asking how I does that

Bi Guy, hands off, unless you're gay

Look at me I bet you wish you can touch me

Lazies the way you like it, huh?

TMC, he's just wishing he could be my bruh

Never turn down money, man.

Making Niggas bow, to me, Nigga Freeman

I'm so lazy

Everybody knows

I blame it on lag

Cause I don't have much to show

I'm so lazy

I Don't like to move

But all of you like me

It's Truuuuuuuuue

Who that, who that, R-R-T-P

That do that, do that, R-R-R-T-P

Who that, who that, R-R-R-R-T-P

Truuuuuuue

Who that, who that, R-R-T-P

That do that, do that, R-R-R-T-P

Who that, who that, R-R-R-R-T-P

Truuuuuuue