User blog:WonderPikachu12/Freddy Fazbear vs Chuck E. Cheese. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History Off-Season

Wow, an off-season. I bet no one has every done those before, right? Did this mainly to start getting back into the swing of writing battles. Been a while and I need to get dat creativity juice flowin', ya know?

I got this one suggested to me by Fire a while back. He probably wasn't expecting me to actually do it, tho. :P

Probably the worst battle I've ever written. Wrote it in just a few hours. Oh, well. Try to enjoy. :P

Freddy Fazbear Background: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

Chuck E. Cheese: Chuck E. Cheese's

Beat: http://youtu.be/GCwl-f9gwGw

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY

FREDDY FAZBEAR

VS

'''CHUCK. E. CHEEEEEEEEESE!'''

BEGIN!

Chuck E. Cheese
(0:10)

Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid!

But if they head on over to your place, they'll just wind up dead,

I'm a pizzeria legend! Ya don't wanna step up to this Rap Rat,

I'm gonna force you into retirement, just like Crusty the Cat!

You're just a wannabe me! Heck, everyone agrees

When they describe your game, they say, "Ehh, it's kinda like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese."

You're not true horror! You're just paranoia-fueled jump scares,

Hell, people love Foxy more! You're just an outdated teddy bear!

Freddy Fazbear
Well, howdy, Chucky, how's it going? I love to entertain children!

So, time to put a smile on your face, since you're more blank than the camera in the kitchen!

I got raps like rat traps; you bring in cheese by the dozen,

I'll beat you so hard, call this The Battle That Pretty Much Wasn't!

I must be likable! I'm getting a sequel! Meanwhile, your sales are dropping,

They had to remake your design, 'cause your corporation's always flip-flopping!

Ball pits, games, and shows galore to compensate for your bad food?

You're getting way too immature. Here, let me get you a nice suit...

Chuck E. Cheese
You? Beat me? Hah! That's golden, Freddy,

People think I'm scarier, and just draw you all cute and cuddly!

Come on! Let's Eat! I'm Mr. Munch-ing up your disses!

Call this the Bite of '87, 'cause you won't be allowed out after this!

Freddy Fazbear
I got that pizza people love! You ruin people's bowels!

Take you out behind a barn and put you out like Jasper T. Jowls!

I fill you with fear and paranoia! You can't step up to Freddy!

I'll leave you Colleen out for help, because-



WHO WON?

WHO CARES?

YOU DECIDE!

EP-



...

shit

Who won? Chuck E. Cheese Freddy Fazbear