User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 2 - ProbablyNoah vs SierraStalker

oh fuck not this again. Alright, let's keep this basic, dog vs cat or stalker vs murderer or something. Here we go.

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SierraStalker:
Your Mind is missing if you deem your raps as worthy, scummy specimen

I'm spitting sick against a shitty spooky scary skeleton

and like the rose I am, I'll prick pricks 'til they beg for help

So many guests in all your episodes you can't fight me yourself!

Clean up your fearful flow and risible "ruff" rap rhymes, dog

Your fanbase is a follow for a follow, bitch. delete ur blog

I pack a punch like Little Mac and silence suckers when I fight

You think you stand no chance against me, huh? You're Probably right.



ProbablyNoah:
Rappers, beware. This white square meets with a “Night”-mare!

Keep squealing this isn’t fair and wake me up when I care.

Let me fix this beat, I eclipse your feats like Mystical Trickery

Spit with me? I’m not Nikki Lee. You won’t get a default victory.

No identity or gender, shapeless, ageless and faceless

So it’s a fallacy I have more personality than this lame wench

‘Cause even if you were on my level, you’d still get paid less

Stalker violently slaughtered - [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Sierrastalker/I%27m_thinking_about_leaving. been] put [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Sierrastalker/I_am_out_of_this_crap_shack. on] PERMANENT hiatus



SierraStalker:
Why must you retaliate? Your verse was just Horror-ible!

The same old shitty battle, and you're fighting me? Adorable!

I'm straight up slaying in this match like it was you vs Dragon

But your victory against me? Now, that's never gonna happen.

I'm Creative with my lyrics, known for weaving witty words.

Nevermore, I quoth the Raven, I'll leave Robin to the birds.

Since I'm the winner of this battle, then it's you who must be Phone.

But I'm already in Round 3 so leave a message at the tone.





ProbablyNoah:
Come up with that yourself? Just T-kidding. But that’s another story,

I don't have high expectations, 'cause you're always dissing yourself for me

Fracture this? You’re dragging, witch. Can’t stab at this! I’m hazardous!

Your lyrics are maculate, making JackBurton's statements look accurate

Leave a cat more than grumpy if she tries to Tumble with the best dog

I’d scramble you and all four of your husbands into Fried Egg Nog

So you’re coming second place in both this battle and something else

Because I’m the only person who hates you more than you hate yourself



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