Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-4328703-20120803235209

Something me and my roommate whipped up at a resturaunt a while ago

(Read to this beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l33vrrLIDZw start reading at 0:19)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THOMAS EDISON!

VERSUS!

NIKOLA TESLA!

BEGIN!

Tesla:

i'm the father of today so just sit down son

we're like AC/DC, but i'm the half that won.

I'll be droppin' rhymes like your concrete houses

Tesla vs Edison is like cats and mouses

Don't be shocked boss, I'm turning on the lights

Like World Fair: Chicago, I'll brighten up the night.

New York, America, and someday Earth

I've been sparkin' up ideas for mankind since birth.

Edison:

Don't try to win Tesla, this might not end

Pack your bags for Croatia, you got a country to tend.

You need to understand the humor we americans speak

or I'll drag you back to Europe 'cause your raps are too weak.

Remote controls and motor, who cares about that?

I've got 1,000 patents to make you tip your hat.

You can try to light up with some antique souvenirs

but my bulb's burned bright for a hundred and Thirty years.

Tesla:

Screw it Edison, 'cause this is your last bolt.

I'm about to turn the trouble up to 6,000 volts

I'm stronger than my Quake Machine, more deadly than my Death Ray

So quit it with your dumb--- games because i'm done with child's play.

Edison:

I already took it to the next level when you moved to my street

I'll topple you like Wardenclyffecause 'cause you're close enough to defeat.

Tesla:

You're a fraud Edison, and you know it's true

Buying people's patents and giving the credit to you.

Edison:

Don't frame me Tesla, this is becoming an obsession

just like you and pigeons, now class is in session.

you died alone in your appartment, raving mad

Stuck in your bed reading the 'Help Wanted' ads.

Tesla:

I may have died alone buut atleast i died strong

unlike how you and diabetes just couldn't get along.

Stand up Edison, and face Morgan, Westinghouse, and the Jury

Get the memo boss, this is my 21st Century.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!