User blog:Amontgomery1432/Smelly Man (Mr. Swell Guy Diss Track)

Hi, it’s diss track season ig. Pads said some shit to me in a discord server, so I’m gonna teach him a lesson via rap. I studied under the best rapper on the whole wiki, Celicious. Don’t tell Ice Cube I stole the No Vaseline beat beat from him, and also don’t tell him that it’s an average at best diss track with very childish lyrics that is only saved by the beat and the occasionally funny line.

God damn, I’m glad y’all set it off (set it off)

This beat is fire, I can’t believe Ice Cube went soft

You call that lyricism, bitch? You’re disgraceful!

Your shitty anal sex lines are really distasteful

I know the title mentions Pads, but motherfuck that

I gotta clean up the mess that O’Shithead left on the original track

When it came to skills, your old crew was better. You can’t compete

You call yourself a rapper, but you can’t flow on beat!

“Lookin like straight bozos!” Wow, that’s such a low blow

You’ve hurt a little third-grader’s feelings, man! Oh no!

Why is No Vaseline so critically acclaimed?

It’s like you didn’t even try and then, somehow, the day was saved!

So, was it freestyled or are you just a shit writer?

To make a diss track, you need to be a bit brighter

You had a lot to say, but you said nothing at all

Left a crater, but I wish the impact site had been a better song

Yeah! Yeah, take that, motherfucker! Oh shit, why is the beat still going? Do we need a hook? Okay, uhh

I mine all day, I mine all night

I mine non-stop til those diamonds are in sight

And I mine all stone til I’m all alone

I mine all the time, but can’t find what I want

I mine all day, I mine all night

I mine non-stop til those diamonds are in sight

And I mine your house, I mine your mob

I mine my tears til the break of dawn

Yeah! I just went there. Alright, stop the fucking beat, god damn. Pads, I apologize for using your name for this, I just wanted to vent my frustrations about how high up on a pedestal this silly diss track is. It’s really not that great. Okay, I’m gonna go away for seven months again