User blog:TKandMit/Johann Sebastian Bach vs Tupac Shakur. ERB of Mitstory S3

Yey, after a short break I have come back with a new battle. Germanic composer, Johann Sebastian Bach, comes to battle rap legend Tupac Shakur, a.k.a. 2Pac. Huge thanks goes out to Andy and Skeep for the titlecards and iTunes cover, respectively. They look amazing guys <3

Cast
Epic Lloyd as Johann Sebastian Bach

Josh Harraway as Tupac Shakur

Walt Dzl 4 Shzl as ???

Jordan Peele as Mike Tyson (cameo)

Keegan-Michael Key as MC Hammer

Intro
Epiiic rap battles of Mitstory!   Versus...

Begin!!

Battle
Straight Outta Eisenach, who wants to talk to Bach?

Tupac? You were born locked up, Snoop Dogg!

I crush my competition with a composition!

Makaveli’s no logician, this is opposition!

Doctors and offenses doesn’t make you a musician!

Look at your Ambitionz, got you in critical condition!

You’re insane, you won’t be seeing Better Dayz,

Go back to Dre, Suge and the Outlawz, Lesane!

I can’t listen to the radio, your audio’s so monotone!

Sorry Pac, you gotta go! Time to follow Geronimo!

I won’t deny it, I’m a straight ridah, you don’t want to fuck with me,

And it is time to beat this fat boy from Germany,

Always down to doubtin’ me, Only God Can Judge Me,

You’re long forgotten, everyone’s still bumpin’ me!

You can’t even see, everyone’s got Eyez On Me!

I’m ‘bout to make some Changes, settle vendettas,

Call Mike Tyson, “Ey bit’h Keep Ya Head Up!”

That’s the saddest thing I’ve heard all day, worse than that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch-Out!!_%28NES%29 Punch-Out!! game],

Your raps are so lame! I was expecting better from Lil’ Wayne!

You may be relevant, but I’m a god to your art!

You got MC Hammer? I’m with Ludwig and Mozart!

I’m a classic! It took you hours to get platinum!

And here’s an excerpt from your last album:

“I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker, god damn!”

No wonder you’re dead and only a Coachella hologram!

Kick In The Door, waving the four-four,

I’m ‘bout to rip Bach’s throat out more!

It’s time to settle the score, pray to your Lord,

You’re about to get stormed by Notorious horrorcore!

I’ll leave ya Dead Wrong with Busta and Mathers,

Ever seen a better rapper outta the Black Panthers?

You ain’t composin’ shit to our death music,

Beat you and you’re still recouping, stupid!

I’ve Hypnotized you, leave you black and blue,

Life After Death: “This one goes out to you!”

Who won?

Who's next?

You deciiiide!

Who won? Johann Sebastian Bach 2Pac and The Notorious B.I.G.