User blog comment:Brandon Service DF/BrAMAndon Service: Ask Me About Dicks Basically/@comment-25308451-20160329020844/@comment-27019625-20160329022312

Jesus. Okay, LET'S DIVE IN!

1.) Blue. Used to be yellow, but then I realized that I hated yellow.

2.) I'm a rather patriotic, and inherently biased, guy. I'd say Canada, as a place to live. The US is the best to visit.

3.) That's an interesting question, that I've juggled with a lot, in my head. I'd probably try to have one good last day, if I'm in the shape to do it. Cry a lot. Eat some shitty-for-my-health food. Confess everything to everyone. Hang out with my sister. That type of cliche shit.

4.) Bernie Sanders. If I got mad spooked, I could probably take him in a fight.

5.) The right answer is the right answer.

6.) Torture a fifty year old. Wouldn't get a wicked boner from murdering a five year old, now, would I?

7.) Jews. Ignoring that they're horrible, Canada has an extremely low Jewish population, so, the least people would be affected.

8.) I've done one of those things. Has anyone ever told you I've fucked a goat? No? Well, there's your answer.

9.) I don't believe I've interacted with you. Certainly appreciate the question block, so, I'm leaning towards a liking.

10.) The Revolutionary War. If that were reversed, the slaves would end up freed, anyway, judging by historical cultural movements, probably with less bloodshed, too.

11.) Green is the most aesthetically appealing, to me. But, I sincerely don't care.

12.) Stephen Harper has always been an ugly fuck. He's the Jabba of Canada.

13.) The Jurassic, for namebrand recoginition.

14.) I don't drink either. But, my experiences with coffee are better.

15.) A shark. Sharks include nurse sharks, which aren't dicks, amongst other varieties. All crocodiles are dicks.

16.) I dislike Chinese food, so, Indian by default.

17.) Britain, as, culturally, it's quite similar to Canada.

18.) Why not both?

Thanks for the questions, man. Blast to answer.