User blog:Jella141/Jella141 vs Element K. Seventh Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Semi Finals

Continuing tourney tradition, this took waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, but nonetheless, here we are.

I'd like to thank our wonderful host Cyan for putting up with this shit.

So ye, semi finals.

Eggplant vs banana.

Enjoy.

Link to beat.

Intro





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Element K:
(Beat starts at 0:12)

I lack your massive free time so let me quickly spell your doom (K)

Only way you’re MC Grimes is when you clean McDonald’s bathroom

Always alone in the chatroom, you’re a desperate mod-less hack. Fact.

And when you’re not away, your shrimp is on GIR’s barbie, outback

Let’s Rollback! Unlike you and your crush, we have some chemistry

I’m known as Potassium while you’re a jelly Carbon Copy

Eggplant Drawer, bit off Wach, even your brother, yeah, you name it

Fight or Die, Sheriff, but we all know you can’t spit for shit

Jella141:
(0:38)

(Stepin) the line of Grimes' fire, punk; you'll find I come strapped,

Cappin' a corporate cunt who non-stop naps and flunks rap!

This open cheat classed as an honoured scholar? It's perplexin'!

Shits on pupils raised in squalor while his preppy ass be flexin'!

Got enough beef with Potassium to fill empty bowls tenfold!

The Filipino can keep his element; an Aussie's 'bout to hold gold!

Changed C to K; ain't you clever! I'm out here turnin' W's to L's!

Given a free pass to the semis; now you're gettin' fucked by Jells!

Element K:
(1:03)

Flowing Dead like Riggs and Coleman – are you quitting on me, Carman?

You’re my easiest opponent in this tourney by far, man

Indeed! So concede and stop looking like a lost cause

Personality’s drier than any girl who saw DWAS

Admires Savage Superior, bitch, I’m Savage and Superior

Untouchable like a germaphobe to your crap battle bacteria

True to the leaderboard: you’re finishing fourth so you should just forget it

Like your PROMOTION, and your GIRL, and your “best” fucking EDITS

Jella141:
(1:29)

Shit, an A for effort, mate; oh wait, D's what you yearn for!

Bi-curious George engorges more bananas than a thirsty whore!

I'm Newton-esque, droppin' you like Gravity in that Nye attire!

Kyle's un-Kreative; hadda replicate my shit from four days prior!

What sorta school role model flashes half the grade his cheeks?

The Master of Drag's laggin' behind, joinin' Dragon up shit creek!

Deadline tardiness surely renders teacher's pet's rep tainted!

Did somebody say KO? It would seem a Pokénerd just fainted!

Poll
Who Won? You made me wait for this steaming pile of shit? I don't give a monkey's left nut who won