User blog:CaveJohnson333/Jack's battles of no more titles left! Mr. Bones vs. Sir Daniel Fortesque!

Hi! I've never really done this before! So yeah!

I'd like to thank Tina for telling me how to colour the text, and Lexi for  suggesting this in chat!

Today we have Mr Bones, the rollercoaster mascot of death (I guess you could call him that) Vs. Sir Daniel Fortesque, skeletal "hero" of Gallowmere, in a battle to see who the spookier skeleton is!

JACK'S BATTLES OF ALL THE TITLES ARE ALREADY TAKEN!

MR. BONES VS.

SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE!

BEGIN

Mr. Bones
Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

But come down to my park, and you'll get trapped in line!

The ride never ends, just like your terrible life

If you're such a great hero, then wheres your wife?

You can take off your arm, take off your head,

but can't remove a spellbook that raises the dead!

Got killed by a fucking arrow to your eye

which caused even the king to sigh!

Sir Daniel
Time to slay this carnival freak, whos only Gallowmere-ly frightening

lets see how your coaster fairs to a blast of my chalices lightning!

I saved the day, made Zarok pay

While you made a phrse that no one wants to say!

I'll serve your skull on a plate, use it as bait,

to lead the dead right to your gate

And we'll see whos smiling when,

your par is trampled by 30,696 undead men!

Mr. Bones
Is sense some fear in your fake tomb.

what, Rollercoaster Tycoon 2spooky for you?

you should Darin Dash right outta here,

before I send my coaster to trample Gallowmere!

Sir Daniel
This coming from the guuy who was spawned on 4Chan?

I'll use my dragon armour to burn your top hat man!

Now I must go, to take a rest

But it's obvious which skeletons the best!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

SOMEONE WILL DECIDE!

JACK"S BATTLES OF ALL THE TITLES ARE GONE!!

I've given up on polls, vote in the comments.