User blog:AttackEyebrows12/Epic Rap Battles of the Whoniverse 2: The Ninth Doctor vs The Nestene Consciousness



Today we have the Ninth Doctor up against the Nestene Consciousness, in honour of the 10th anniversary of Rose. The cover and title cards were made by the amazing Jella, so check him out or i will keel you >:(

Now let's get on with the battle!

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Battle
           EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE WHONIVERSE!

 ===VS! ===

(Starts at 0:25)
It seems this mass-murderer is trying to step to a Great Old One

But when he finally gets over his depression, I'll already have won

I'm certainly more psychic than you, your paper is lame

Raps coming so fast, your face I'll wreck and then maim

Try to rap against sentient plastic, you'll find that I'm fantastic

You want to burn me, I'll kill people, I'm toxic

I'm the real Oncoming Storm, scarier than Hastur the Unspeakable

Feeling angry? Well you won't last long, and I'm not being brutal

(0:50)
Pleased to meet you, I give you air from my lungs

Now I'll dish some antiplastic into your bungs

Disses hitting harder than killer rain, like Pitter-Patter

You look Eccle-stoned, not healthy, was he too good of an actor?

I'll gracefully defeat you with a Groatsworth of Wit

But I'll go rough and shady, darker than my outfit

Your duplicates really look like the real deal, I'm afraid

But you should run now, you said you're old, haven't you grayed?

(1:16)
I won't waste anymore time listening to your pathetic lines

Go on my Autons, destroy the Doctor, those are your only guidelines

(1:22)
The Autons are coming in hot, and we're everywhere you look

We will not wait for your turn, no more lines from you we will brook

We're scary, and to kill we don't need any gun stick

For you to defeat us, everybody will think it's a shtick

(1:35)
You're calling another battler? Too pussy to fight me, maybe?

Two can play at that game, here's Rose, and she's beastly

(1:42)
I have to say, for your name, that wasn't very terrifying

Try to step to the Wolf, you'll go back to your momma bleating

It's the Journey's End for you, and with a warning I'll finish this battle

Turn Left, and be careful of a certain Trickster beetle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE...
(time vortex appears and sucks logo in)

WHONIVERSE!
Who won? Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler Nestene Consciousness and Autons