User blog:ZachHuffington64/Derpy Scout vs Sanic. Rap Battle 0.

I accidently made the stupid mistake of making this battle an ACTUAL page, not a blog post. I'm new to the wiki, so I'm trying to learn how to do things. Welp, here's the battle:

Hello. Welcome to the first ERBOW. This battle features TF2 meme Derpy Scout, battling against terrible online game, Sanic. Enjoy!

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/123282/genres/club-beats/twerk-it-out

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WEIRDNESS!

DERPY SCOUT!

VS!

SANIC!

BEGIN!

Sanic: I'll kill you in this battle, without anyone noticing. Call me a Spy! You say you're funny? THAT'S A LIE! I'll stomp on your face and have some BBQ. Call me the Engineer! When it comes to funny faces, I'm the best one here! My game is the best, screw Goat Simulator and Octodad! Get out of this battle, cause you're making me mad! I'mma power up to kick you out of this battle. I don't need no hats! Then, I will hit you with your baseball bat!

Scout: Oh please. I'm used on freaking YouTube profile pictures! I've defeated the Blue team, while you've probably never gone on a Sonic Adventure! When people look at my face, they're like LOL. I wanna be done already. Someone, please ring the bell! People like you? They must lack common sense! You say I'm not funny? Well, your game is nonsense! I'll set off an explosion that will kill you, Call me a Demoman! After this battle, why don't you have a round of baseball with my Sandman!

Sanic: I'm the trolliest troll on the Internet, while you're just hitting yourself in the head! After this battle, you will be dead. I am the best, Heck, I'm even better than Sonic! You cannot defeat me, because I AM SANIC!

Scout: NO YOU AREN'T! You're just a flash game made by a 5-year-old! Your game sucks. My pictures are like gold! If you had a whole series of games, I bet all of them would be poo! Tonight, when you go to sleep, GABE NEWELL WILL BE WATCHING YOU!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC! (laughter) RAP BATTLES OF WEIRDNESS!

In my opinion, Sanic won this. - ZachHuffington64