User blog comment:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 16 General Patton vs G.I. Joe/@comment-7670527-20130527010309

George is in the house, motherfuckers!

Sup G.I. Jerk? The name's G. Patton. Got raw rhymes so unique, I have my own patent.

I'm the general in the spotlight of the European Theater, and thanks to me the war ended 5 years sooner.

If you piss me off, I'll get DTC on your ABS ass. Listen to me, or you're gonna be bitch-slapped.

How do kids look up to you? You're nothing but an American fraud! You were split into two different lines? Now that's quite odd.

If you're so tough like we all say you are, then why do you break apart when you take a mere bitch-scar?

Hell, even McClellan was a bigger hero than you. I'll annihilate your pathetic, hard-headed, stiff little crew.

Walk a mile in my shoes, and you'll see the shit I've grudged through to save your cracked-up Chinese ass.

I double dog dare you to diss Ol' Blood 'n' Guts, undefeated to the last!