User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/Welcome to The Madhouse-Chapter One: Lost and Found

"Jesus Christ, someone help me!" Edd screamed, her body limping through the forest. Her body was bloodied and bruised, her voice cracked. "Someone help me, my car is broken!" Edd cried. She collapsed and started sobbing. Edd felt helpless. She felt lost.

However, being lost was not an uncommon feeling. She was quite a introverted woman. She had friends, yes, but she didn't go out much. She was just a more of an outside person. However, she decided to go on a road-trip and see her parents. That's all she really remembered. When she woke up, she just woke up to pain.

As Edd sobbed into her bloody hands, she looked up and noticed something. She saw a bunch of lights in the distance. She got up and walked closer. It was a city in the distance. "Oh, thank you, God!" Edd rejoiced. She grinned as tears ran down her face. Edd started limping to the city.

It took 45 minutes for Edd to travel to the city. She got to the city gates. "YES! Oh, thank you, Jesus! Holy fuck!" Edd laughed. She looked at the sign. It read this:

"Welcome to Wikiham! The greatest city in this vicinity!"

To be continued in chapter two...