User blog:WhatALoadOfRap/Sheldon Cooper vs Steve Urkel, Epic Rap Battles of Oisin

Hey guys, my name is Oisin, and I have started my own series of fan-made ERBs. My first one (thanks RoboticOperatingApple for the suggestion) is Sheldon Cooper vs Steve Urkel. So here goes:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!

SHELDON COOPER !

VERSUS

STEVE URKEL!

BEGIN!

Sheldon Cooper:

Think you can beat me? You must be blind,

Oh yeah, you must have left your massive glasses behind!

Your rainbow sweaters are as stupid as your floodpants,

And don't even get me started on 'The Urkel Dance'

It's geek vs nerd, and geek is winning,

With IQ 187, I'll have your head spinning,

Bet your face was still ugly as that when you were a kid,

Your papa said to your mama, 'Look what you did!'

Steve Urkel:

Whoa mama! Your raps are so bad, it's funny,

You could give Lil Wayne a run for his money!

Your face is so weird, you belong in a zoo,

In fact, that Columbus colobus is better looking than you!

Your sister beat you up, that's weak!

Even your hero Spock doesn't wanna be near you, you freak!

I can sum up your raps with my middle finger,

I'll knock you out quicker than you can say 'Bazinga!'

Sheldon Cooper:

Your raps are just dreadful, probably the worst,

Oh no, look out, your flood pants are about to burst!

I got Laura at third base, looks like I'm next batter,

Oh, and I got her pregnant, I guess 'Family Matters!'

Your raps can't destroy me, cos I'm like dark matter,

When it comes to beating Dorkel here, I am the master!

Steve Urkel:

Wanna talk about my mom? Fine, now I'll get scary,

Or why don't you just run back home and give some love to Mary?

The true theory is, Sheldon, you'll never get your Big Bang,

While I'm givin it to with Penny! (Penny: Oh boy, that stang!)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!