Talk:Goku vs Superman/@comment-75.157.18.135-20150909000659

If only I had Superman and Son Goku as sexy brothers!

ERBoH announcer: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GOKU VS. SUPERMAN! BEGIN!

Pooka (from Pac-Man and voiced by EpicLLOYD): Who can stop this constipated jock?

With the awful animation and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop off Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG! Superman!

I'm killin' it; you're Krillin it;I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in hammer pants to hide their tiny genital!

My level is incredible, I'm out of your league!

You want justice? I'll bust your nut up in your Chi-Chi!

Greasy, slick emcee from DC!

With one breath, I'll hold your whole species!

You're primitive and limited. You live in a village with idiots!

Snap into Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot, period!

Knuckles the Echidna (voiced by Ray William Johnson): How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen-fucking-forties!

AiAi from Super Monkey Ball (voiced by NicePeter): Goku! Knuckles the Echidna: Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy!

'Cause Imma Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy!

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun!

You can't flow to Son Goku; I Kaio-Ken get it done!

When I see your movies, all I do is see the clock,

Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks!

Look at those panties! Oh! You got that cametoe!

I'll report to Lois Land and that Superman ho!

Pooka: Ha ha! Your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes!

Just one punch and over nine thousand screams!

I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties

From Z to DT, you can Dragon Ball deez!

Knuckles: Don't lecture me on my fights, you caped coward!

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!

There's only one way this battle's gonna end

One more, Superman, who's never gonna walk again!

Announcer: WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Epic Rap Battles of History!

Superman/Pooka would've won to Son Goku/Knuckles the Echidna becuase for a slew of reasons even if Goku/Knuckles are so strong in their respective ways.

Anyways, I am sorry if I am spamming again. See, this is a new suggestin that deserves to be at least 15% famous.