User blog:Triple-Stabber :P/Apple vs Potato - Rap Battle Thingy

Welp, another rap battle by the one and only. Me. Anyways, it's another rap battle of food items after Pizza vs Cake. And to be honest...This has the same quality as SJ vs TK. I really surprised myself with the amout I was able to write. Anyways onto the battle ahead! Ps, you are going to crucify me for Apple's last line but...It was too good nit to refernce it. Ok, now onto the dishes!

Oh yeah, I also drew a quick thing here (y)

Intro
APPLE

VS

POTATO...seriousl-

BEGIN!

Rap itself=== Apple==

Start off this battle by beating this French clone of me,

You'll slip up like grease while my piney raps sting like Bees.

I snap like a crab cuz I'm fresh from the branch,

You grew up dirt poor in a communist's patch.

I Rose to fame on Pinterest, you grew infamy in Ireland,

Sharp attacks to French ya, Fry you to a crisp when I spit fire, man.

The flows that you bring are starch, The bars that I spit are tart,

I was keeping doctors away while you cause diseases in the heart.

I was teaching kids on how to do the alphabet,

You're for Lays-zy couch potatoes who fit they can't get.

Dropping rhymes on you like a scientist's head,

Like ketchup you're gonna be covered in red.

Gonna be a Baked Potato cuz my verse was lit like candles

Put you back under the earth, how ya like them apples?

Potato
Time to take off the Jacket to fight the worst meme of twenty sixteen,

And it will lose that battle because of Apple's Bottom Genes.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">It's also a Hot potato against my Flamin' Hot bars,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Turn you into a darker red, you won't be shining like a Star.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Raps will still be undeveloped even if you became riper,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I Banger and s-Mashed your wife, she said you couldn't get in-Cider.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">What you throw makes me grow, you're going down like phloem,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Like a Disney princess, I'm dropping rhymes like you drop them.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Turnover that sweet exterior, let's see what's underneath,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">A cyanide will treat disappointing kids on Halloween.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'm eaten all year round, you're beaten and you're brown,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">So go into the compost bin and dig your grave underground.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You serve childish raps like the school lunches you get packed,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll remove you from this battle when I toast ya like an Apple Jack.

Apple
<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Your complexion's unbearable, that verse was just Taro-ble,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You Bob wanna piece of me? You'd choke and turn purple.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Cooking you is a hassle, back to the can to be preserved,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll Brae-burn ya when I spit Fire, side of roasted potatoes served.

Potato
<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">This Apple Pie-rated my shit, he chipped away at it,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">But he won't survive his Wavy flow spat by this west Brit.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You're old Granny Smith, I'll crumble and feed ya to the cattle,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Time to teach you a lesson cause I just owned ya in this battle.

Apple
<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">K, with those re-Hashed you can't Brown me, it's just,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Yu Kon't get Gold in this rap because he is Delicious.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You'll be in hot water when I fry you like a piece of Gnocchi,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Need to Poutine better lines cuz I got this covered like gravy.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Pomme deter Pomme de terre from winning by spitting poison seeds (Uh!)

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Spit fire, leave you Baked. Pluck you from this battle like a weeder.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Tater tot he could win by stepping up and trying to box?

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll just spit hot, leave him dehydrated like his paradox.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Spit Samosa-cky rhymes Mr. Irish stereotype,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll go in stronger than Vinegar and spit deadlier than blight.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Always pushed to the side while I am the highlight,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I produce better raps than what this green's grosser writes.

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Second time I've beaten an orange food, you will be salty,

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll remove your body parts and put an end to this Toy's Story.

Potato
<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Flow was dry, Sour raps, that was just Bad, Apple,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Need to play better cards cuz that verse was just babble.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Step up to me, you get bombed cuz this battle's Mine,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'm a cereal killer, I'll bruise ya when I deliver my lines.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You can't get under my Skin, I'll still be the best crop,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Apple, Watch me win while you lose this battle like your Job.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You'll die faster than the YouTube series you got posted in,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Curry rhymes so Hot and Spicy, I'll melt ya and leave you Roa-sted. When

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You're up I'll punch you down, you'll be gulping in fear,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">While I'm here chilling with peers drinking, cheering pints of beer.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Let me Tell ya, when I spit raps sharper than an arrow,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">The shots fired will fly faster than a Tornado air flow.

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll shine some light and expose this non-American Pie,

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Say goodbye cuz I'm getting this Apple off my Eye.


 * -|Rap Meanings===Apple==

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Start off this battle by beating this French clone of me,

Beating this French clone of me - ''Pomme is Apple in French, Pomme de terre is Potato in French. So Apple is saying Potato is a clone of him''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You'll slip up like grease while my piney raps sting like Bees.

You'll slip up like grease - ''A lot of Potatoes are served with grease, and you can slip on said grease. To slip up is to make an error''

Piney raps - Pineapple pun

Sting like Bees - ''Previously said. Pineapples are sharp, Bees the insect are also sharp, they can also sting you. Also a pun on AppleBees the restaurant''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I snap like a crab cuz I'm fresh from the branch,

Snap like a crab - Crabs the crustaceans kind have claws that can snap things, also a pun on crabapples

Fresh from the branch - ''Fresh in rapping terms is a good thing, Apples grow from trees, said trees have branch. Also, the previously said snap, to tell a fruit or vegetable is fresh or not is to snap them. If they snap, they are really fresh. If not, old''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You grew up dirt poor in a communist's patch.

You grew up dirt poor - ''Potatoes grow from the dirt. Potatoes are cheap foods and we're eaten by poor people aka "dirt poor"''

In a communist's patch - ''The top exporter of potatoes is China, which is a communist country. A patch is where you can plant potatoes''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I Rose to fame on Pinterest, you grew infamy in Ireland,

I Rose to fame on Pinterest - The Apple Rose was a thing on Pinterest, also rose pun.

you grew infamy in Ireland - In ye olde Irish Times, there was a fungi named blight which like killed about a million people

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Sharp attacks to French ya, Fry you to a crisp when I spit fire, man.

Sharp attacks to French ya - To French something is to slice to long strips, and to slice you need something Sharp

French ya, Fry - French Fry pun......c'mon

Fry you to a crisp when I spit fire, man - ''Crisp is what you call potato chips in the UK. Also crisp pun. The line just explains itself, it's basically "I'll burn you crispy with my hot rhymes"''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">The flows that you bring are starch, The bars that I spit are tart,

The flows that you bring are starch - ''Starch can be found a lot in potatoes. If you put starch in water, it will start to become thick aka will not flow''

The bars that I spit are tart - ''Tartness can be found in apples, it is how sharp and the amount of acid is in the apple. So apple is saying his bars are sharp and he also spits acid''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I was keeping doctors away while you cause diseases in the heart.

I was keeping doctors away - An apple a day keeps the doctor away

while you cause diseases in the heart - If you eat lots of potatoes in the fried variety, you will get heart disease/heart attacks

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I was teaching kids on how to do the alphabet,

Teaching kids on how to do the alphabet - Most school will say A is for Apple when teaching kids how to learn the alphabet

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You're for Lays-zy couch potatoes who fit they can't get.

Lays-zy couch potatoes who fit they can't get - ''Lays pun. Couch potatoes are people who are very lazy. And because of that, they won't do exercise and won't get fit''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Dropping rhymes on you like a scientist's head,

Dropping rhymes on you like a scientist's head - ''An Apple dropped on Isaac Newton's head, and he was a scientist. Also dropping rhymes is a good thing in rapping''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Like ketchup you're gonna be covered in red.

Like ketchup you're gonna be covered in red - ''Ketchup is paired with potatoes a lot, and ketchup looks like blood which is red. Also some potatoes come in red''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Gonna be a Baked Potato cuz my verse was lit like candles

Baked potato - Baked potato.

Verse was lit like candles - ''Apple candles were a thing. you light candles, and lit is a good thing in rapping''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Put you back under the earth, how ya like them apples?

Put you back under the earth - Pomme de terre is Potato in French but translated literally means Earth Apple

How ya like them apples - From what I read, the idiom is basically a snarky "How about that? Huh?!"

Potato
<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Time to take off the Jacket to fight the worst meme of twenty sixteen,

Take off the Jacket to fight - pun on Jacket potatoes, also to take off an article of clothing is to start a fight and be serious from what I know

Worst meme of twenty sixteen - Reference to the meme PPAP/Pen Pineapple Apple Pen aka the worst memeever created in the whole mankind of 2016

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">And it will lose that battle because of Apple's Bottom Genes.

Apple's Bottom Genes - A pun on the song "Apple Bottom Jeans.To be at the bottom means to lose. The line itself means "Apple will lose this because it's in his genetics"

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">It's also a Hot potato against my Flamin' Hot bars,

It's also a Hot potato - ''Hot potato means to be in a dangerous to handle situation. So battling against potato is that''

Flamin' Hot bars - ''Flamin' Hot is a flavour of Potato chips/crisps. Also Flaming hot bars is a good thing in rapping''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Turn you into a darker red, you won't be shining like a Star.

Turn you into a darker red - Apples are already red but Potato will make turn him a darker shade of red aka bloody by hurting him

Won't be shining like a Star - ''Apples shine. Star Apples are a food thing''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Raps will still be undeveloped even if you became riper,

Raps will still be undeveloped even if you became riper - ''If a fruit is not ripe, it is undeveloped. Undeveloped raps are ew. Line says "Your raps will still shit even at your best"''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I Banger and s-Mashed your wife, she said you couldn't get in-Cider.

I Banger and s-Mashed your wife - ''A pun on a dish that has potatoes called Bangers and Mash. In ye olde Greekians time, you give apples to people you want to marry to''

She said you couldn't get in-Cider - ''A pun on Apple Cider. Also means Apple is shit in bed''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">What you throw makes me grow, you're going down like phloem,

You're going down like phloem - ''If you payed attention in Science class, A Phloem is a plant body part where they transfer the minerals from the top of the plant to the roots. Aka "What you throw makes me grow". Also Potatoes are a Root vegetable''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Like a Disney princess, I'm dropping rhymes like you drop them.

Like a Disney princess, I'm dropping rhymes like you drop them - ''Snow White reference where she eats an apple and drops dead. Also dropping rhymes is a good thing in rap''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Turnover that sweet exterior, let's see what's underneath,

Turnover that sweet exterior, let's see what's underneath - ''Apple Turnover pun. Line says "let's see what's under that mask"''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">A cyanide will treat disappointing kids on Halloween.

A cyanide filled treat - Apples have cyanide in em

Disappointing kids on Halloween - Getting apples on Halloween would be disappointing

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'm eaten all year round, you're beaten and you're brown,

I'm eaten all year round - United Nations declared 2008 as "International Year of Potatoes"

You're beaten and you're brown - ''If apples are brown, it means they old. Also eaten all year round/beaten and you're brown is wet''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">So go into the compost bin and dig your grave underground.

So go into the compost bin - A compost bin is where you put unwanted or Brown food to become fertilizer

And dig your grave underground - And to but fertilizers into the ground is to ding up the dirt and put them into the hole like a grave

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You serve childish raps like the school lunches you get packed,

You serve childish raps like the school lunches you get packed - ''Serve pun. childish raps are a bad thing. Apples are served in children's school lunches''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll remove you from this battle when I toast ya like an Apple Jack.

I'll remove you from this battle when I toast ya like an Apple Jack - ''To remove is to kill em. To toast is to burn and to cheers drinks. Apple Jack is a type of alcoholic drink that you can toast with. The Jack on Apple's new phone has been removed''

Apple
<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Your complexion's unbearable, that verse was just Taro-ble,

That verse was just Taro-ble - Taro pun, Taro is a type of purple potato

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You Bob wanna piece of me? You'd choke and turn purple.

Best line in the battle

You Bob - Apple is calling Potato "Bob", A user on our Erb wiki who has a potato avatar and is know as a potato

Bob wanna piece of me - ''A reference to the game "Bobbing for Apples" where you bite apples with your mouth from a bucket of water. Also to have a piece of someone is to fight them''

You'd choke and turn purple - ''Since you have an apple in your mouth, you'd choke, to choke on your rap is bad. And when you choke, you turn purple. Also a reference to purple potatoes''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Cooking you is a hassle, back to the can to be preserved,

Hassle, back - Hasselback potatoes

Back to the can to be preserved - ''Potatoes come in cans. You can also preserve potatoes''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll Brae-burn ya when I spit Fire, side of roasted potatoes served.

Brae-burn - Braeburn is a type of apple, also burn is a good thing in rapping

Spit Fire, side - Fireside is a type of apple, also spitting fire is a good thing in rapping

Side of roasted potatoes served. - ''Roasted potatoes is a dish, Potatoes are also eaten as a side dish. So the line itself is "You will be roasted when I spit fire". Also to be served is a good thing in rapping''

Potato
<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">This Apple Pie-rated my shit, he chipped away at it,

This Apple Pie-rated my shit - To pirate is to steal, also Apple pie pun

He chipped away at it - To chip away is to cut smaller pieces, and with the line before it says "He stole my idea cuz he took it. Also chip pun

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">But he won't survive his Wavy flow spat by this west Brit.

Wavy flow - Pun on Wavy chips, also wavy in water form as in flow is good

West Brit - The western part of Britian is Ireland, which likes Potatoes

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You're old Granny Smith, I'll crumble and feed ya to the cattle,

You're old Granny Smith - Granny Smith is a type of apple, and real grannies are old

I'll crumble and feed ya to the cattle - A pun on Apple Crumble, cattle is horses and horses eat apples

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Time to teach you a lesson cause I just owned ya in this battle.

Time to teach you a lesson cause I just owned ya in this battle - ''You give apples to teachers and teachers teach people lessons. And if the teacher have the apple, they own it. Also to teach someone a lesson and owning someone is a good thing in rapping''

Apple
<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">K, with those re-Hashed you can't Brown me, it's just,

K - K is the element Potassium, K is also another version of Okay

Re-Hashed you can't Brown me - ''Hash Brown pun. Also saying Potato can't "brown" him aka burn him"

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Yu Kon't get Gold in this rap because he is Delicious.

Yu Kon't get Gold in this rap - ''A pun on Yukon Gold potatoes. Also saying Potato won't get Gold aka 1st place in this rap''

Because he is Delicious - A pun on the type of apple called Golden Delicious

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You'll be in hot water when I fry you like a piece of Gnocchi,

You'll be in hot water when I fry you like a piece of Gnocchi - ''Gnocchi is a dish that has potatoes in it, And to prepare Gnocchi. You put the Gnocchi dough in hot water and boil them and them fry them in butter later. To be in hot water is to be in a bad situation and frying is a good thing in rapping''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Need to Poutine better lines cuz I got this covered like gravy.

Need to Poutine better lines - Poutine/Put in pun

Cuz I got this covered like gravy - ''Just look at Hawk vs Gretzky's Rap Meanings, that one probably sounds more smarter

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Pomme deter Pomme de terre from winning by spitting poison seeds (Uh!)

Pomme deter Pomme de terre - ''French versions of their names said previously. Also Pomme deter/ Pomme de terre''

Spitting poison seeds - Spitting poison is a good thing in rapping, also apples have poisonous seeds

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Spit fire, leave you Baked. Pluck you from this battle like a weeder.

Spit fire, leave you Baked - Apple's fire lines will cook potato into a Baked potato

Pluck you from this battle like a weeder - A weeder is someone who plucks weeds from plants, and plucking in this line means to remove

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Tater tot he could win by stepping up and trying to box?

Tater tot - ''Tater tot/Tater thought pun. Tater tots are a dish that consists of potatoes''

He could win by stepping up and trying to box - ''Stepping up is to be at the same level, to box is to fight. Box is a pun on Apple boxes too where in filming, you step on them to be a level height''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll just spit hot, leave him dehydrated like his paradox.

Spit hot, leave him dehydrated like his paradox - ''The potato paradox is a thing where it talks about mass and dehydration, just Google search it. Apple will be spitting hot, he will turn potato into dryness''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Spit Samosa-cky rhymes Mr. Irish stereotype,

Spit Samosa-cky rhymes - ''Samosa is an Indian ish that has potatoes in em. Also Samosa-cky/Some more sucky pun.''

Mr. Irish stereotype - Liking potatoes are an Irish stereotype

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll go in stronger than Vinegar and spit deadlier than blight.

I'll go in stronger than Vinegar - ''Reference to Apple Cider Vinegar which is very strong. Also going strong is a good thing in rapping''

Spit deadlier than blight - ''Blight is a fungi that was very deadly to Ireland in the ye olde dayse. Apple daying his rhymes are deadlier than that''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Always pushed to the side while I am the highlight,

Always pushed to the side while I am the highlight - ''Potatoes are normally the side dish of another dish like Steak to Potatoes, Burger to Fries and Fried Chicken to Mash. Apples are normally the highlight of the dish''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I produce better raps than what this green's grosser writes.

I produce better raps - Produce as in make but also produce as in fruits

Than what this green's grosser writes - ''Greengrocer/green's grosser pun. Green is waht you call vegetable, so Apple saying he has gross writes''

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Second time I've beaten an orange food, you will be salty,

Second time I've beaten an orange food - ''Another debate Apples are in is Apples vs Oranges. Apple saying he won that battle and will now will this too. Also some potatoes come in orange colour''

You will be salty - Potatoes need salt, and to be salty is like jealousy

<span style="color:rgb(241,59,59);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll remove your body parts and put an end to this Toy's Story.

I'll remove your body parts - Reference to the toy "Mr. Potato Head" where you remove his body parts and rearrange them

Put an end to this Toy's Story - Mr. Potato was a toy in Pixar's movie "Toy Story. The voice actor for Mr. Potato Head "Don Rickles has recently died, so you can say this Toy's Story has ended

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<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Flow was dry, Sour raps, that was just Bad, Apple,

Flow was dry - Reference to Dried apples where they have no water content at all

Sour raps - Reference to Sour apple, a flavour of apple found in candy

Bad, Apple - A pun on the idiom "Bad Apple"

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Need to play better cards cuz that verse was just babble.

Need to play better cards cuz that verse was just babble - ''A reference to the card game "Apples to Apples" where you pick your best card to fill in the blank. Just think Family friendly CaH''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Step up to me, you get bombed cuz this battle's Mine,

Step up to me, you get bombed cuz this battle's Mine - Line basically says "If you try to beat me, you'll get bombed by my raps" Also Mine is a reference to the Plants vs Zombies' Plant "Potato Mine" ans the Potato Mine is a Bomb that you Step on to make it explode

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'm a cereal killer, I'll bruise ya when I deliver my lines.

I'm a cereal killer - Reference to the cereal called "Applejacks" by Kellogg's

I'll bruise ya - Bruised fruits are bad

When I deliver my lines - A reference to when you can mail potatoes through the mail

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You can't get under my Skin, I'll still be the best crop,

You can't get under my Skin - ''A reference to the dish "Potato Skins". Also to get under one's skin is to get them irritated''

I'll still be the best crop - Apples and Potatoes are crops but Potato saying he is the better one

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Apple, Watch me win while you lose this battle like your Job.

Apple, Watch me win - Twlling Apple to see Potato win this battle, alsoa pun on Apple's Apple Watch

Lose this battle like your Job - ''Line just says itself. "You will lose this battle just like how you lost Steve Jobs''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You'll die faster than the YouTube series you got posted in,

You'll die faster than the YouTube series you got posted in - ''A reference to the YouTube series "Annoying Orange" where Apple was in the first episode. And the YT series has died out real fast''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Curry rhymes so Hot and Spicy, I'll melt ya and leave you Roa-sted. When

Curry rhymes so Hot and Spicy - ''Potatoes can be found in Curry dishes like Curry or Curry fries. Hot and Spicy are a flavour of chip''

I'll melt ya and leave you Roa-sted - ''The previously said Hot rhymes will melt and Roasted. Melt because there's a dish called Apple butter and Roasted because you roast apples in many pastry dishes. Also Roa-sted is a pun on another user on the wiki called Robotic Operating Apple''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">You're up I'll punch you down, you'll be gulping in fear,

You're up I'll punch you down - Basically "When you win, I'll just push you back down"

You'll be gulping in fear - ''When you gulp, you're Adam's apple goes Up and Down like the previously said line. And when you are in fear, you gulp a lot at least in comedy''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">While I'm here chilling with peers drinking, cheering pints of beer.

While I'm here chilling with peers drinking, cheering pints of beer - ''Typical day of a stereotypical Irish and Potato is Irish. Also the rhymes fear, here, peers, beer and chilling, drinking, cheering''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Let me Tell ya, when I spit raps sharper than an arrow,

Let me Tell ya, when I spit raps sharper than an arrow - ''A reference to the story of William Tell where he shot an apple with an arrow above his son's head. Let me Tell ya is a pun on telling an the William Tell. But it's also saying "Let me do what William Tell did to you"''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">The shots fired will fly faster than a Tornado air flow.

Shots fired will fly faster than a Tornado air flow - ''The shots fired by a lyrical bow and arrow will fly faster than a Tornado. Also a reference to the dish "Tornado Potatoes"''

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I'll shine some light and expose this non-American Pie,

I'll shine some light - ''A reference to the science project "Potato Batteries" where you light up a lightbulb only using potatoes. Also to shine some light is to show some unseen things''

Expose this non-American Pie - The statement "As American as Apple Pie" is false because Apple Pie was British and Potato wants this to be known

<span style="color:rgb(218,195,90);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Say goodbye cuz I'm getting this Apple off my Eye.

Getting this Apple off my Eye - ''A reference to the idiom "Apple of my Eye" But it's altered. Now it's get this Apple OFF my Eye which men=ans to kill Apple now because Potato is getting Apple off his Potato Eye''

WHO WON?

I SAY WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DON'T DECIDE!

Who Won? Apple Potato I like both dishes