Talk:PewDiePie vs T-Series/@comment-37860397-20181219035949

My Rating (using point system):

T-Series (1) Yo, I'm a faceless, nameless corporate enterprise, +2

and I've still got more personality than this guy! +3

PewDiePie! Let me dish up some truth, +2

you talk like a child, I'll call you Hitler Youth! +5 (Nice reference)

I've seen your Bitch Lasagna, you've got no flow at all, +3

It sounds like your verses were written by Jake Paul! +4

Jumping you in subs is just my next hurdle, +2

first I'll crush you with my words like the Wall Street Journal! +4

PewDiePie (1)

You can't scare PewDiePie, try Markiplier! +3

When I'm done, you'll be the guy I'm hiring off Fiverr! +4

You sucked the soul from YouTube, paid to make it big! +4

You're like the McDonald's of videos, without the McRib! +3 (I read the rap meanings, and it doesn't seem like a good line)

Your Bollywood budget can't handle this, +3

Make better content than you from my room at my standing desk! +3

Your first boss had guts and pimpin' hair, +3

but he got whacked by the mob, it went downhill from there! +4 (Missed 'got')

T-Series (2)

Mr. Kumar was a hero, better watch what you say, +2

Before I smack your ass back to the days of Let's Play! +4

I started on cassettes, now I'm making movie deals, +2

While you're screaming like an autistic demon playing Happy Wheels! +6 (I have to say, best line yet.)

And I would bet that those two dudes on Fiverr, +1

Have a better education than most of your subscribers! +5 (Also good line)

So don't come messing with the Indians, chief, +3

Why don't you make like some Hindus, and give up the beef! +5 (There's a line like this back in Gandhi vs. MLK, I remember.)

PewDiePie (2)

Yo, I can play games with the subs that I've got, +3

'cause my subscribers are real, you can't brofist a sub bot! +4

Ten vids a week, with the same sounding beat, +2

And the same 80 dudes dancing barefoot on the streets! +4 See, your content's always shit, no matter how shiny! +4

Stick to making trailers, 'cause you'll always be behind me! +3

I'm a one man machinima, you can't hold a candle, +3

and if you do beat the Pewds, I'll delete my whole channel! +2 (Plugins are plugins.)

Points

T-Series: 53 pts. PewDiePie: 54 pts.

Wow, basically neck n' neck. I'll be voting this in the polls. About suggestions, I originally said Alexander Hamilton vs. The Phantom back in Musk vs. Zuckerberg, but I think Alexander Hamilton vs. King Claudius is a more suitable one now. Or Alexander Hamilton vs. Prince Hamlet. Either one of them is good.