User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB 18: Static Shock vs Nikola Tesla



I'm done. After this, I'll release the battles that I have done already, and then that's most likely it for me. I'm sorry to the 3 people that'll disappoint, but these aren't fun to do anymore, and the last thing I need is an extra chore.

Frankly, it's clear to me that I'll never get this series to the level I want it to be. Maybe I just started way too late, I dunno.

Anyway, most of this season and S1 was definitely fun to do, I guess. I should stop rambling.

Local nerdy high school kid gifted with electrical powers, Virgil Hawkins, faces a pioneer of electrical technology, Nikola Tesla, in a battle to determine who's more electric

Battle


VS



GO!

(Battle starts at 0:25)

Static:
In this War of Currents, you’ll be the first to fall off

In English or German, I’ll school this Disney looking dummkopf

I’m a bonafide bang baby, and I patrol the skies

I chase down all the bad guys while looking super fly

Should’ve stayed in Serbia, Dakota’s bad to foreign kids

I’ll make you suffer more than J.P. Morgan did with Wardenclyffe

Tell your boy in Delmonico that Static’s starvin bro

I’ll eat the beat at 8 o’clock and I’m just barely starting yo

In the streets of Paris, you gotta grow up pretty quick

And you’ll turn to nothing if you work from 9 to 6

But you reject your friends, so maybe you’re better off alone

Just don’t come crying to me when you end up friendzoned!

Nikola Tesla:
That has to be the worst superhero costume I’ve ever seen

Too bad you don’t have your mom to help you keep it clean

Without me, the world would be as dark as your ethnicity

So test your mettle against the true Father of Electricity!

Everything you speak of, I surpass to the third degree!

I have awards and a unit of measurement named after me!

Static wants to be a role model for kids of all ages

Whenever you’re in trouble just run away from the racists (Ooh!)

You’re the last one who should talk about relationships with women

My work isn’t revolting and doesn’t threaten to kill them

And while the single life can be a bit of a bore

It sure beats getting rejected by Jewish ginger whores

Static:
Well look, I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m just saying

You’d probably be better off if you stopped fat shaming

Face it ohm boy, your game has no juice compared to me

You’re a mad scientist, but I’m an AC DC MC!

Nikola Tesla:
I made the world a better place with my inventions and devices

Your hometown is still a cesspool of crime and gang violence

Leave the job to the real heroes, there’s no use in fighting

Copies are doomed to fail and you rip off Black Lightning

Static:
My knowledge of molecules is on the same plane as the Flash

You experiment with hands because of your confused ass

If things are so much better then why isn’t energy free?

Looks like you’re just another member of the bourgeoisie

Nikola Tesla:
Your watered down disses don’t have that much spark

Maybe you should get Gear to give you a little jump start

You protect your identity as well as a celebrity

Why don’t you just give Hotstreak your school ID?

Static:
At least I can trust my dad and he already knows what’s up

You got conned by Edison and he jacked all your stuff

They say lightning don’t strike twice, but I’ve been winning from the drop

You can stop my current, but you’ll still feel my static shock!

Nikola Tesla:
Joking while you fight? Blue Beetle beat you to that too

You teenage superheroes have nothing unique about you

Just nerdy kids in high school with a style way too garish

And you all failed to be there to protect your parents