User blog:WonderPikachu12/Rod Serling vs Stephanie Meyer

Not sure if I'm doing this right, since it's my first blog post. Been working on this rap for a while now, as well as some others. If you guys have any ways for me to improve this rap battle, lemme know~

I can imagine Peter playing Rod Serling and Lloyd as Edward Cullen, but idk who the others would be played by...

Anyways...

'You're entering another dimension, one where a rap battle shall take place. The creator of the Twilight Zone series, Rod Serling, and the creator of the Twilight saga, Stephenie Meyer, battle to see whose Twilight series is better.'

Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhKfYt9zeRU

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

STEPHANIE MEYER VS ROD SEEERLIIING

BEGIN!

(Starts at 0:11)

Serling: You're entering a new dimension, one with rap battles of history Here, this man of class will destroy this woman of misery No one likes the Twilight saga. No one with a brain, that is She's only famous for a book series that everyone disses Must you be reminded that vampires don't sparkle in the sun? Honestly, if anything, your books just hurt everyone Give up now, Steph. You'll just make us groan It looks like you've just stepped your ass into the Twilight Zone

Meyer: That show is not even scary, don't get fooled I thought the movie was better compared to your "old school" You're a horrid announcer, Rod. You monotone too much Twilight Zone was your only real chance, then you gave it up Edward stopped a car with one hand, I can stop your car-crash rap Can't you just shut the fuck up? You talk way too much crap You're such a loner. Try walking through a night gallery that's endless Don't worry, after this rap, you'll have time enough at last

Serling: I show more emotion than Ed, Jake, and Bella combined If you say you don't drink or smoke, what the hell goes on in that mind? Jacob isn't a werewolf, he's just a puppy dog And Bella is an emo bitch just waiting for her last song When Edward turns to ash, he'll be a pile of glitter Vampires suck, and you're no better People will ditch Team Edward and Team Jacob for Team Rodman, now Because I've kicked your ass with only sight and sound

Cullen: Team Rodman?

Swan: No one would side with you

Black: And before you complain

Cullen: Your middle name is Edward, too

Swan: You'll lose this rap, just you wait

Black: We'll crush your bones like a Requiem for a Heavyweight

Meyer: What kind of name is "Rodman"?

Cullen: You're too fucked in the head to even be considered an "odd man".

Swan: You're a piss poor Host

Black: You've been so since birth

Meyer: Not even my Prom Nights from Hell bring as much hell on Earth

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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