User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.52: Hornswoggle vs Shaquille O'Neal

Here we go!

Saint Patrick day tie in!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HORNSWOGGLE

VS

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

BEGIN!

Shaquille O'Neal

Who is this tiny talking leprechaun trying to take on Shaq.

I've been retired for a while but I'm about to give you a smack.

Hey little bastard! What have you got against the Orlando Magic.

Tried watching your scripted storylines, they were so dramatic.

Trained in martial arts, got the shaq fu to drop the kazaam.

Just call me the big daddy 'cause I am about to put you in a pram.

The thing I most want, is you to get off Finlay's dick, you muppet.

But now you are running Raw because your Vince McMahon's puppet.

Hornswoggle

Bring it on man, when I have the luck of the Irish.

I have seen you on the BB court, acting so childish.

The only big challenge you've ever face is passing around the basketball.

But here comes the cruiser weight champion and I'm ready for a brawl.

I've got Big Show's back bitch, so prepare to be destroyed at wrestlemania.

The heat is on, 320 pounds of entire shit. Now go play for fucking Romania.

But I about to drop a tadpole splash into your LA lakes.

You think you can rap, but you suck much more than Drake.

Shaquille O'Neal

Don't talk back little man, 'cause I will be dribbling in my attaqs.

I heard you like shamrocks, I'm the big one, just call me giant jack,

As I'm dominating the beanstalk, because I got fucking game.

But too bad, you will never get featured in the hall of fame.

Hornswoggle

Looks like I'm going to have to drop a Boston Celtic cross.

Controlling the sport I love because I am the fucking boss.

Say hi to your children and wife from me, before I grab some booty.

I'm done with you Shaq, just go back to cameoing in the Lego movie.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

