User blog:Bobdave/Bobdave vs Joeaikman. Eighth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round Two

Hiya.

It me vs Joe.

I back :))

BEAT <<<--

Bobdave:
Okay, so yes, I'm not the fap-obsessive chap you should be battling

But the fact I'm stepping back in will make this smackdown more embarrassing

You made fanmade upon fanmade about sci-fi and magicians

But a friends list? Bro, I think you might be a bit too into fiction

Man, I'm fucking done with defending your hot, hot temper

And I'm fucking done with pretending you're not off-tempo

Try to write a quality verse when you can't catch my help

No more Mr. Nice Guy; please just detach yourself

Joeaikman:
Your whack spit was a tad bit off cos I’m on top of your lads list

I thought unoriginality was the battle theme after listening to that shit

Your trust fund is nothing against the Marxed bars I'm packing

Drop this bourgeoisie bitch like Barry did after he heard your Bat rapping

This champion dropped far, defaulted here because you flopped hard

Imma smack a bitch like Chris Brown, making Chips out of your shot bars

I can slice you in two, split a bi boy like his choice of porn vice

I'm owen you a diss track, but you already Bolted twice

Bobdave:
Yo, Joe, get your tools, help me dig up your past

Or is your chisel still stuck up inside Mat4yo’s arse?

You got the badly-phrased bars and the flow that's so chronic

No shock you're riding the jock of Washington/Wallace

My battle graphics: so solid, navboxes all polished

Your own title card? Dude, you can't even properly crop it

But on some real shit, you’re a good friend and it means a lot to me

That you’d throw the battle with your verse so I could get to round three

Joeaikman:
Right, your battle graphics are tight, it's a shame about the content though

You Half-Assed our wiki series, I guess you committing is a constant joke

I’d have to trek the Wiki Galaxy to find an opponent less distracted

You start your little fanfics, but after a few episodes they’re inactive

GI Joe's seen more action than this 'musician' sat on his tush

You're a palm tree looking fuck, yet you've never seen a bush

Attack this Titan and get squooshed, your epic is more Simpson than Homer

So proud of all those wasted hours, but right now your watch is over

Who won? Bobdave Meatholl