User blog:TKandMit/Daft Punk vs The Blues Brothers. ERB of Mitstory S3

Ye ye ye, I finally finished this battle after being sick and procrastinating too much. SNL characters and rock band members, The Blues Brothers, battle electropop artists Daft Punk to see which duo of drastically different music genres can emerge as the victor. Huge thanks to my dear friend Andrew for making the titlecards for this battle. <3

Cast
Nice Peter as Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo

Epic Lloyd as Thomas Bangalter

Drake Bell as Elwood Blues

Josh Peck as Jake Blues

cast and crew members as Blues Brothers band members (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore as Pharrell (cameo)

Intro
Epic rap battles of Mitstory!!   Versus!

Begin!!

Battle
You will have to Get Lucky when you fight our raps,

You’re more whack than Pharrell’s hat, Lose Yourself to Dance!

What’s funnier? Your raps or the SNL comics?

You’re just singing comedians with no harmonics.

We’re Strongest with Kanye West and Pentatonix

All you two boobs do is avoid your fiancé’s rockets!

We’ve gone Around The World, you’re stuck in jail cells!

You want to be a priest? You’re spitting verbal hell!

Two Punks want to talk to us, they’re not getting Better,

You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’ Jake? What’s that? Let’s get the band back together!

Yes we’re felons, but for good reason! You’re out of your element!

We’re Catholic boys! You’re hellbent in your helmets!

We’re actually making an effort! Your lyrics are just echoes

From the club to the disco, rock’s better than electro!

We spit fire like gas stations! Still rocking in the jailhouse!

It doesn’t help when you’ve been shown up by deadmau5!

Work it harder, make it better

Do it faster, makes us stronger

More than ever hour after

Our work is never over:

Rap against two Daft Punks?

Brothers get Instant Crushed.

Battling us; you two must be nuts!

Driving in malls, Disco Pants and Haircuts!

Not a single gig, such a bad movie!

Hit you with the speedball like John Belushi!

Chased by Nazis and The Good Old Boys,

You two should never have left Illinois!

[*Elwood Blues starts playing his harmonica*]

Two Frenchies gotta choose their fate they have to lose,

Here’s a taste of truth from a Briefcase Full of Blues:

And I’m a Soul Man! We got that soul, man!

You two, well I don’t know, man! (I don’t know, man!)

You two are sellouts to TRON, we have to fix the song!

And now you know; see, we’re on a mission from God.

Who won? Blues Brothers Daft Punk