User blog:Banybon/Banybon's Rap Battles: Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin

It's the rap battle between Family Guy's Peter and The Simpsons' Homer.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BANYBON.

HOMER SIMPSON.

VS.

PETER GRIFFIN.

BEGIN.

Homer
D'OH! I'm the original and you're the knockoff, everyone knows I'm right.

I was a Family Guy before you even got the green light!

Your animation is terrible, and you've definitely lost your flow.

Your new episodes are even worse than The Cleveland Show!

You've got an annoying voice that sounds so bad.

I hate your shit so much, I'd rather watch American Dad.

Peter
You know what really grinds me gears?

How people find humor in a guy who only drinks beers.

I've got an annoying voice? Shut up, you hypocrite!

My show is way better than your unfunny piece of shit.

You best step out of the way if you don't want an ass kickin'.

Everyone knows I'm famous for beating the shit out of big, yellow chickens!

Homer
You calling me a chicken? Shut up, you fat fraud!

You're nothing but a ripoff while I'm a cartoon god!

You've got an crappy, ginger wife who's just a ripoff of Marge.

My cartoon is more powerful than yours, I was always in charge!

No one cares about your show anymore, why are you still trying?

My rhymes hit harder than that car that killed Brian!

Peter
You better Adult Swim away, fucker, I'm Quahogging the TV!

You've got the brain the size of an acorn and you're even dumber than your baby!

My children are way better than yours, take my Chris versus your little Bart.

In the end of this battle, you're gonna suck my farts!

Canceling your show would be doing the world a treat.

I guess you could say beating you was pretty freaking sweet.

Results
Who won?

Who's next?

You decide?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BANYBON!