User blog comment:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles News with Bill Nye/@comment-25263388-20150320042451/@comment-25263388-20150320042921

Why? Shao Kahn wins. Flawless Victory. Fatality!

Not only that, but he A) has an awsm voice, B) Can announce his own death posthumously after his oesophagus has been crushed C) Is a villain from my favorite figthing game series and D) is just all-around cool.