User blog:Joshuakrasinski/josh's rap battles shima luan vs melissa

                                            JOSH'S  RAP BATTLES

                                 SHIMA LUAN

                                VS

                                   MELISSA

                                   BEGIN!







Melissa: hey there my name is melissa here to mess up this horny pink cat furry sista i am a pretty sassy bird

who will leave you in quite a mess, while you haven't been heard from cause you probably can't handle stress,

unlike you i actually can change my attire,not to mention i will leave you hanging from a telephone wire,

shima: hello there my name is shima luan, here to show up this blue bird cad,i mean seariously you like dolan you

call him you little dumb dumb plus your normal look is pretty but when it comes to your other designs it's quite ugly

you got those cheeks from me and it cleary shows,  call me steven universe cause i got the funky funky flow,

melissa: well melissa lover asks why is shima  so loved? well my answer is she's got a fatty butt if i were a  mutt

i'd probably maul ya i will eat you like i ate dolan's worm raw, face it shima it's your downfall,


 * suddenly we see dolan come in*

dolan: girls girls seariously you need to stop fighitng your both equally good in your own way, and with this

happening i gotta say, i am dissapinted in both of you if i could i would rip up your contract and see to it that both

of your carears are through, wait shima melissa what are you doing with plank of wood and that bat?,


 * shima and melissa then beat up dolan*

melissa: i can't believe we just did that,


 * Beat stops*

shima: well now what?

melissa: get somethign to eat?

shima: okay

announcer: who won? who's next you decide! stay tuned planet dolan for josh's next rap battle!