User blog:Iamthelegion/Ridley vs Fin Fang Foom - C vs VG

The two big dragons. One, the smaller, descending from space. The other, the significantly larger, emerging from the earth's core.

Well, they are dragon-like creatures.

The Battle:
COMICS!!! The green beast Fin Fang Foom!

VERSUS!!!

VIDEO GAMES!!! The space alien Ridley!

Ridley:
This big green beast from the core is a fellow dragon like?

That is less likely than it is likely that I'll smash Ike

The best Metroid rep, you're a washed out sub-terran beast

You may be bigger, I'll rip you apart and have a real feast

No man can even compete with the champ that is before who?

Some random FF villian named Fing Fang Foom, that's you

Not to mention a sub-par one, while I'm a fan favourite

This battle gave you your three minutes of fame, savour it

Fin Fang Foom:
Three minutes of fame? I already had years before you came

Diverse between comics, movies, TV, your just same-same

Burn one big by human standards like this is Ultimate Alliance

Normally my roar is enough, but I'll resort to verbal violence

You had a lesser chance in this battle than in Melee or Brawl

After this I'll go and bend Dark Samus to my beck and call

You can even turn Meta Ridley, I'm still tougher and taller

I'm on the level of Ganondorf, your more like Amanda Waller

Ridley:
Oh, don't you dare try and compare me to DC comics

I guess that makes me more likely for ERB, stop it

You mocked my transformation and bragged about first boss

More fan Smash hacks then there is conjecture by Gauss

The time has come now for me to show up a green hater

May I just pre-note that a reason it's called PvP meta

Meta Ridley:
Ridley me this, how could you even pose one threat

When the blind Moleman has you for his every whim

And if I haven't conveyed the futility of this yet

I'll summarise it: Your more doomed than were I Zim

Fin Fang Foom:
I knew you would transform, given all the preceedent

Outshine you and your games, I'm one Evil Resident

Go back to being Hulk Hogan with your 'roided arms

The name Fin Fang Foom alone is enough to avoid harm

The reason your raps are low quality, you never speak

I prefer Geno for SSB, buzz off, you're far too weak

It takes the best of Marvel to beat me, your a joke

You get geeks to rage while fear is what I evoke

If I haven't finished you off, then here's one more

I was the villain slated to destroy the Fantastic Four

Geno: Well, those two are big. I'd still deal 9999 damage to Ridley in Smash. Anyway, who won? Who's next? You decide. Y'know, like I said last time.

Who won? Ridley Fin Fang Foom