User blog:SkeepTieel/Diamond Tiara vs Veruca Salt. Epic Rap Battles: Ponies vs Anything

Thanks to: CaveJohnson333 for proofreading, Iamthelegion for writing two lines and proofreading.

Lazy Skeep is worst Skeep. Uh, so this battle took forever to write, just like all my battles, so I hope you enjoy. If you don't, I don't blame ya. Its pretty bad.

Cast
NicePeter as Veruca Salt

Some Pony VA as Diamond Tiara (audio)

JanAnimations as Diamond Tiara (animation)

Beat
http://www.20dollarbeats.com/producers/Kustom/mp3/2014/KB-Ricardo-sample.mp3

Alternative
(I'll probably use these in a future battle.)

http://www.20dollarbeats.com/producers/Kustom/mp3/KB-Hollywood-sample.mp3

http://www.20dollarbeats.com/producers/Kustom/mp3/KB-Roman%20Notes-sample.mp3

Battle




VERSUS!

BEGIN!

Veruca Salt
I'll not keep this verse pleasant as I destroy this peasant

The call of your loss is heard as I take your hide as a present

Spitting bars like bars of chocolate, you’re a water-singing baffoon

You got impressed by a lunatic obsessed with balloons

Despite being a bad nut, my disses taste delicious

Unwrapping these raps fast; just like my dad’s business!

Daddy, you know what would really satisfy me?

Owning these, this and that and this silly old pony!

Diamond Tiara
Hah! Me, up against this greedy, bratty, nuthead?

With a more hollow hole in her head than the chute she embeds

You want respect, heiress to the Salt nut fortune?

Girl, you found your true family steppin’ in the nut room

This prepubescent chipmunk’s worth absolutely nuttin’

With her frilly coat and beady eyes, she’ll blend straight right in

You’re as persistent as a Snail, but destroyed in a Snip

I’m serving you 3 loads of disses, packed in a single gum strip

Veruca Salt
I’m Cruzing in this battle, yet I’ll show no mercy

I’m deservant of this win, and the Chocolate Factory

Shall victory be mine; I’ll give no gratification

I WANT IT! Its not only Applebloom who’s impatient

I’m golden; says in my ticket, even laid in the eggs

Drop doses of disses that keeps people on edge

I’ll dethrone this spoiled princess, hell, a Spoon will take your place

I’ll knock this sadistic Twisted foal into a Shady Daze

Diamond Tiara
Your passions and self esteem will not be bestowed

You’re literally worth trash, from your head to your toes

I’m a diamond in the rough, more unique than everypony else

Your dad couldn’t step up to me, so you had to face me yourself

You’re just an embarrassment, a half pint grump

I’ll drag this salty lump’s rump down into the dumps

Reject this nut, Featherweight has more potential

Diamond Tiara beats a nose wart? Not Pony Confidential

WHO WON!?

WHO’S NEXT!?



EPIC-EPIC-



Poll
(imo its a tie)

WHO WON?! Diamond Tiara Veruca Salt