User blog:DudeWithASuit/Mrpietcaptain vs Walrus Pirate. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles

Cookies and milk. Yes, welcome to the sixth Dwassy G Underground Rap Battle! In this battle we have our very own bureaucrat himself, Mrpietcaptain, going up against a Walrus Pirate! The cover was made by ProbablyNoah, and these suggestion were ideas from both TKandMit and NightFalcon9004, so thank you, guys! But let's just get down to the battle!

Mrpietcaptain:
(Beat starts at 0:19)

Prepare to get dissed by Mrpietcaptain,

Unlike you, I'm a real pirate, and I'm the best at rappin'!

People will read my amazing verse, and they'll shout "Gorgeous!"

I don't need two years to diss this lame walrus.

Get the hell outta here with yo' whickity whack verse!

I mean, staying here will only make matters for you worse!

I'm the best on the mic, and an ERB wiki veteran,

You should've never stepped up to this Swagman from the Netherlands!

Walrus Pirate:
You're a "future world dominator"? I think you need to slow it down.

It's probably been so long since anyone has seen you around.

You say you're a pirate, but that's completely untrue,

How can you be one if you haven't even finished high school?

Has anyone ever told you you don't deserve that Crat status?

All you do is say "yes" then take a year long hiatus!

By accepting this battle, you found the secret passage to your defeat.

Not trying to be rude, but your ass is going to get badly beat, Piet!

Mrpietcaptain:
<span style="color:rgb(20,148,20);">I've seen better rhymes by Super Mysterious!

<span style="color:rgb(20,148,20);">Look at your fatass in the mirror and tell me you're not hideous!

<span style="color:rgb(20,148,20);">You've made a huge mistake challenging this Command of The Third Reich!

<span style="color:rgb(20,148,20);">Your rhymes are so bad, they could even make a fish drown in a lake!

<span style="color:rgb(20,148,20);">So what if I don't show up for one day? Can you really blame me?

<p style="color:#149414">I still make useful edits on the wiki; I'm more important than you'll ever be!

<p style="color:#149414">You had no chance of winning the second this battle began.

<p style="color:#149414">Your ass just got beat by Jari van der Laan!

Walrus Pirate:
<span style="color:rgb(115,111,110);">You make useful edits on the wiki? Now that's just deceiving!

<span style="color:rgb(115,111,110);">The only useful thing you can do now is make a blog about you leaving!

<span style="color:rgb(115,111,110);">Steppin' up to Walrus Pirate, what did you think was gonna happen?

<span style="color:rgb(115,111,110);">I'll just call you Mrpiet, 'cause you're far from the title "captain".

<p style="color:#736F6E">What do people think about you? Well let's see what they have to say;

<p style="color:#736F6E">"Piet sucks, Hoagy would be a better admin any day!"

<p style="color:#736F6E">Your loss was enormous, while I am victorious,

<p style="color:#736F6E">Now leave you Dutch loser, and all hail the mighty Walrus!

Poll
<Poll> Who won? Mrpietcaptain Walrus Pirate