Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner/Rap Meanings

Bruce Banner:
I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce,

With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes.

I hear you're good at running; you're just like the Flash!

Especially in the 100 meter ditch-your-wife dash!

I'm an ace in the lab; acid, base, and treble,

(Banner claims to be a great scientist, specifically in his field of chemistry. In chemistry, most compounds can be classified as acids or bases on the Ph scale. Banner compares basic compounds to the musical term the Bass Clef, which goes hand in hand with the treble clef. Using this work around, Banner is saying his skills in chemistry directly apply to rapping.)

So let me break you down on the molecular level:

(Banner is stating that will, quite literally, break Jenner down by beating both pysically and with his words down to his most basic form.)

You turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green!

The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen!

You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line!

(Urgh!) Kept up with the Kardashians, but left some kids behind!

(Keeping up with the Kardashians is a show that used to showcase Bruce Jenner while he was married to Kris Kardashian. Jenner was married two times before this, leaving his children he had with said spouses without a father. He chose to stay with Kardashian and focus on their life together, and even had a new child with her. Banner says that literally kept being with the Kardashian family, while neglecting that which he really shouldn't have.)

Run along, you'll thank me 'cause I'm getting kinda cranky!

(A pun on Jenner's chosen sport, Banner states that he should use his running to escape from the battle, since Banner is getting angry, which is explained in the next line.)

Trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

(Anger is the key focus of Banner's powers, with being angry signifying the transformation into the incredible Hulk. Banner also mean that Jenner, even though he is a gold winning olympic athlete, will never be able to compete with his opposite form.)

Bruce Jenner:
I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly.

Honestly, you're kinda boron when you're happy.

I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways!

Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays!

The truth is, there's no truce between the Bruces!

You're a drifter being useless; I'm a winner, no excuses!

(Uh!) Beautiful women all up on my jock!

I got a home gym; check me on a cereal box, doc!

You big green freak, don't try to flex!

If it wasn't for your cousin, you'd never have sex!

(Oh!) You're so strong when you get mad!

Too bad you can't go back and protect your mom from your dad!

The Hulk:
(Urrrgh!) That brand new face don't give you class!

Just one more thing Bruce do for cash!

Best thing you make: Kylie ass!

'''She eighteen? Hulk smash!'''

Caitlyn Jenner:
That's my teenage daughter, man; I have to forbid this!

I'll put a javelin through your jolly green discus!

Kylie not the type of girl I'm gonna let you smash on!

You'll get the medal without the decathlon!

The Hulk:
(Argh!) Hulk is Hulk; no identify as man!

Me thinks Cait might understand!

Not gender issue; this Jenner issue!

Just you being you is enough to diss you!

Caitlyn Jenner:
Look, I understand that you hate yourself,

But you don't need to blame yourself!

You're a Tyga; stop trying to tame yourself!

You gotta be big enough to contain yourself,

And get hit with a little forgiveness!

Be green; that ain't none of my business,

But if you think you're looking good in those torn-ass clothes,

You're Lion, Witch means you need a new Wardrobe!

(Aw!) The vision of those shorts kinda scarred me.

What, did you just rage at a Barney-themed party?

That's probably not something you seen as a child!

Not one day did you see your daddy smile!

Hulk not strong enough to deal with denial

'''Man, you down easy. (???)'''

Examine this under your microscope:

You got no neck, but you'll still fucking choke!

After battling me, you're gonna always be pissed,

So the Hulk will stay forever; neither Bruce will exist!