User:Joeaikman



Joe is the name. Welcome to my page. I'm just a user trying to pull himself up in people's opinions. I write raps and talk to people. It's why I'm here (As well as for some great friends). (That took ages to write btw)

About Me
My name is Joe. I'm 16 years of age. I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome aged 6. I am very antisocial and spend most of my time on the internet. We have a running joke in my family of me not surviving without wifi. I live in the idyllic English county of Yorkshire. I'm English yet get called a Slovenian immigrant as it is often where I spend my holidays.

I have very....niche music taste (non-existent). I mostly listen to old punk bands as that is what my dad listens to in the car. I do love ERB tho and am partial to They Might Be Giants. My favourite songs are Istanbul (Not Constantinople) and Birdhouse In Your Soul.

I don't like people insulting me. Usually I can deal with it, but I can be very sensitive.

I can grow very attached to individuals who are nice to me.

Friends
The people I like, in varying degrees :P

MY GIRLFRIEND.

My brother from another mother. I hope.

Knows his stuff. Even if he supports Chelsea.

The wiki dog

My ex-boyfriend. Still love you bby

My artistic bro. He should come here more.

Probably one of the coolest people here

He has the Metal

Bobby plz

Sexy

Let me show you how we battle in the city of Philly

Messy hair ftw

She is the one who stalks

So dope he even makes New Jersey look good <3

The name with the most oxymorons here

My favourite person ever -hug-

Besties

All Hail the Walrus.

My first friend

My Battles


Favourite battle = Eragon vs Dovakhiin

Lest favourite battle = Terry Pratchett vs Roald Dahl

Me on the Wiki
If I could sum up my time on here in one word it would be....controversial. I've been involved in my fair share of disputes, though often it's me being misunderstood (eg the Reson event) or me sticking up for the wrong person (eg Devil).

My happiest days on here? Finally getting my lucky badge :P Nah most days here are cool, there's some great people on this site that can quite often make my day *cough* NikkiMetal&Fire *cough*





My Suggestions
Homer Simpson vs Zeus

Horus vs Hercules

Herge vs Vincent Van Gogh

Lewis Carroll vs CS Lewis

Edmund Hilary vs Scott of the Antarctic

Ron Burgundy vs Charlie Brooker

Noah vs Captain Edward J Smith

John Luther vs Poirot

John the Baptist vs Brian (The life of Brian)

Roald Dahl vs Terry Pratchett ft Neil Gaiman

Walt Disney vs Jim Henson

People not in my suggestions who should be in ERB
Historical


 * Alexander the Great


 * Atilla the Hun


 * Winston Churchill


 * Alfred Hitchcock


 * Benito Mussolini


 * Rodrigo Borgia


 * Mark Twain


 * Yuri Gargarin


 * Pele


 * Karl Marx


 * Ho Chi Minh

Modern


 * One Direction


 * Queen Elizabeth II


 * Bill Clinton


 * Matt Groening


 * Tony Blair


 * Stan Lee


 * Morgan Freeman


 * Will Smith


 * Johnny Depp

My favourite ERB rappers

 * Stephen King


 * William Wallace


 * Donatello (Artist)


 * Ludwig van Beethoven


 * Superman


 * Rick Grimes


 * Wright Brothers


 * Captain Kirk


 * Edgar Allan Poe


 * Leonardo (Artist)