User blog:Wachowman/Parody 82 Jack vs Jack (Houdini vs Copperfield)

Man, this is just JackBurtons week, first DWAS now me, maybe it's because his block ends soon <3 Jacky bby

Anyways, a battle that has been coming for a long time, so I hope you all enjoy :D

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JACK

VS

JACK

BEGIN

Jack
You've never seen a troll quite the same as that of JackBurton,

He knows he's uncertain, cause after he'll be hurtin'.

From my rapping and this time you can't just walk out the door,

You're not a challenge to me,

I'll put you in the Hall Of Shame right next to your bullies.

So watch as I ruin your Wonderful Life,

Man, you look like John Cena but he's actually liked.

I'm liked by the people, you're just seen as evil, your pecs couldn't save you from getting a block,

And sadder than that is the matter of fact, you couldn't beat me, because you're all talk.

JackBurton
When I was growing up, exercise changed me. I could do anything,

And now I'll crush you with that strength, just like ERBParodies.

Just like your Tourneys you'll be dead,

All you do now is revive some dead Threads.

You say you're a new man but that's as fake as Wrestling,

Still haven't learned that no one here wants to Ask You Anything.

You failed with your name change cause all it does is Mislead,

You should stick to making Rap Battles that no one reads.

(Ohh!) Here's some info that might make you mad,

Although you changed your name, we still call you Jack.

I got them Six-Pack Workouts made for men,

You're a FourStars reject, with no friends.

You always beg to Wachowman; with no end,

You can say that You're Sorry, but you're not forgiven.

Jack
Ah! You aren't that great, you're ego's too inflated!

This is even worse debating than the trolls from Rom's invasion!

All your hate for Fan Battles and woman it shows,

Your own hero is Reeves but the one that no one knows.

So you can leave this Wiki with all you bragging,

Cause this battle is currently dragging.

Dragon
Did somebody say Dragon?

Jack
What?

JackBurton
Fuck off.

Dragon
Ok.

JackBurton
Jack, are you still complaining no one wants your Skype?

We all see you as a Jack-Ass while I'm more the Ripper type.

This Wiki got Dumber the second I was blocked,

I might be gone but you're the one here that socked.

You're a moron, bigger than Noah,

Cause my fights with you, have no action!

You look weaker than the ponies that make you fap,

Looks like I was right when I said woman can't rap.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *2 Men made of metal are seen*

...HISTORY

Who Won? Jack JackBurton