User blog:Iamthelegion/Crazy Dave vs Norman Osborn. Comics vs Video Games

Crazy Dave:



Hi there Normy, it’s Crazy Dave



You’re a stiff, I’m killer in a rave



I wear a pot on my head, and my hair’s better



Were you Osborn wearing a lame sweater?



We need fake brains for the zombies- use yours



Water all my plants, then do the other chores



Can you believe they call ME crazy GG?



<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">When you’re insane and rule the world, see

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Iron Patriot Osborn:

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’m finally on to the last of my hit list

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Not that it would matter if I missed this

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You help zombies while I kill superheroes

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’m the main bad guy in movies, you’re a zero

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I’m the Iron Patriot, Rhodey ripped off me

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And my hair is amazing, don’t you see

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I won’t get plants vs zombies, even on Wii U

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And you’re just waiting to buy Amazing Spiderman 2

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Crazy Dave:

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You can’t take meh super lawnmower

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And I want ASM2 for that lady, you know her

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You are just a green, flying wannabe Doom

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">With shiny pumpkins that can go Kaboom!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Player! Give me a fertiliser boost

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">So I can knock this chicken back to his roost

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I spit rhymes like ice while spit flames

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And teach zombies how to get brains

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Green Goblin:

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You have awoken the Osborn dark side

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Let pure evil take you for a ride

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Aggressive chaotic to take you all down

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Face this demonic flow and Dave will drown

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I am the malevolent rap overlord right here

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Claiming to win, your pot must block your ears

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">This psycho prepares you for the real drumming

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You better be prepared: The Zombies are coming

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Disco Zombie:

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Beware, the zombies have come now

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Disco back in style, don’t have a cow

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">We’ll bowl wallnuts over crazy Dave

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Then take his taco, leave him in a grave

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And Patriot, crush you like I’m Cap

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">From Timbuktu to Ballarat

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And Goblin will be left hobbling

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">When my new record starts wobbling

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Cap America: Who Won, Who’s next, and God Bless America. (salutes)