Talk:Oprah vs Ellen/@comment-25073227-20141209163307/@comment-26209006-20141209165944

I literally just controlled f the entire script to romeo and juliet.

"I will be brief, for my short date of breath Is no so long as is a tedious tale. Romeo, there dead, was husband to that Juliet; And she, there dead, that Romeo's faithful wife: I married them; and their stol'n marriage-day Was Tybalt's dooms-day, whose untimely death Banish'd the new-made bridegroom from the city, For whom, and not for Tybalt, Juliet pined. You, to remove that siege of grief from her, Betroth'd and would have married her perforce To County Paris: then comes she to me, And, with wild looks, bid me devise some mean To rid her from this second marriage, Or in my cell there would she kill herself."

- The Friar