User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: David Copperfield vs. Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini
You do not see exactly the same body Houdini!

Smooth as flat, little secret runaway bear,

Small space capacity to accommodate David!

Challenge you, there is no David!

Your biggest bank donors, baby!

Because you are a big wave female nonsense!

Men make you look like the Las Vegas Strip Pirates!

I spit evil and swallowed the needle, they can not escape from a flash paper bag!

When I saw you in half, I'm beautiful, practical and chatter, you will not be able to use all my skills are worth it!

David Copperfield
When I was a kid, my God, you are.

I did what you need

Ah, do you like the Great Wall of China to me.

Bitch, I go right.

It's not magic, you are accustomed to.

This is how my Bluetooth, roses, hands will float freely.

My great fantasy, trick you separate your salon

Elephant feet above the Statue of Liberty.

, You will fail to make a film, so that the child failed

What you need is a good, adhere to the lips, to lock them you need!

(Oh!) It was, here and there you can drive mother,

I bought a half of dog feces, I asked them shut up!

, Who with building slender fingers as insult

You are stuntman heavy, you're wearing tights!

They talk about care about your hero. It is not appropriate!

However, you can now be happy. I know you like the height!

Harry Houdini
(Oh!) You crack file Bob Saget-Y is embarrassing!

Because you collect it is sadly by magic!

I, I hang down, and rely on my ankle crane

I have my bagel oxygen can not take you!

, Smash your mirror, and aircraft wires are confused,

And you will not be able to hide in shame camera angle!

Criss Angel
No one said that the angels?

Harry Houdini
Number

Criss Angel
Oh ...

David Copperfield
If not for me, you see, if people see?

I would like to remind you, you, you will be happy to make the world a so-called magic!

But you have to waste time to prove all wrong,

I got my groove behind supermodels!

You need to take a relaxing trip,

In my private island. Private suck my dick!

I want to call a small branch Halloween (ah!):

Pages and fried Sucker Punch!