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Josh's Rap Battles Remakes: Donkey Kong vs. Gorilla Grodd

Another remake of one of Josh's battles. And I'm about to bring my inner B-Lo and SethIsMe again.

"Nintendo antagonist/protagonist and titular character of the 1981 arcade game and his own franchise, Donkey Kong, squares off against DC super-villain Gorilla Grodd, to see who's the better simian: the heroic, brawny ape or the evil, intelligent ape."

Donkey Kong

Heyo! Look down below! It's DK Island's best here to spar

Against a sub-par villain of a simian whose plan wouldn't get far

You're messing with teenagers while I made waves in the US

And paved the way for one of Nintendo and gaming's best

Claiming you're intelligent when all of your plans led you to defeat?

Not surprising the son of a Heck-spawn's always gettin' beat!

Gorilla Grodd

So I'm up against a Rare-ly intellectual ape who should've sent back to a circus?

Your game's plot involves around saving fruits while world domination is my purpose

I'm K.Rool on the microphone, so best show me what you have got

Unless like in the bad ending of one of your games, with a single cannon, I'll lead your Isle to rot

I am aided by one of the evil masterminds in all the world

While you're aided by a small ape, a clumsy ape, baboon and pigtail-flying girls

I'd diss your grandparents too, but that'd be too cruel of me

Seems you pick fights with reptiles as far as the eye can see

Donkey Kong

Don't you diss my friends! Your so-called "utopia" imprisoned your fellow apes

Last time I've seen a gorilla on TV, he was funny and was purple like any Grape

Gorilla Grodd

Seems your win's for Nelva-naught like your show, you over-rated Ninten-dope

I could take this almost sued ape on with just my Brain and a single Smash, Bro

Donkey Kong

Flinging Superman around? I beat up a full moon!

So shut your Klaptrap before I leave you marooned!

Gorilla Grodd

Keep on beating penguins and walruses and try to rehearse,

Because for the first time out of sports, this Super Slugger got served!