User blog:MrAwesome300/Captain Planet vs. Captain America. Epic Fan Battles of History 9.

Sup everybody, it's another Epic Fan Battles of History, this time between our most patriotic superhero Captain America vs. our most flamboyant tree hugger, Captain Planet.

EPIC FAN BATTLES OF HISTORY! CAPTAIN AMERICA! VERSUS CAPTAIN PLANET! BEGIN!

Captain America: America! The home of the brave and the free!

Your face is made out of latex, if that's not it, it's probably dry cleaned

Every Arbor Day I remember to pollute and not watch your show

Hanna-Barbera only accepted it because they just had a marijuana blow

I'm scared for your planeteers, hanging out with a dude who has "the power"

They should ditch you, sit down, and watch my movie for an hour

Like I do to every Nazi, I'll kick you upside your environmental head

I know your secret: you like to do Hoggish Greedly in bed!

Captain Planet: You call yourself an Avenger, but all you do is run around

In a blue nerdy suit, and after this, you're just home-bound

I'll get Gaia to go and crush your puny little United States

I'll take your 1990 movie and burn it in an Easy Bake

You only had Tommy Lee Jones and that dude from Fantastic Four

I have tons of famous voices, clearly better than yours

You're the least interesting Marvel "hero" anybody's ever seen

Your disses are just gonna get worse, but mine are truly mean

Captain America: They call me a "Marvel" because they're shocked of amazement

When they see my detailed plotlines and my pure entertainment

You're the gayest superhero ever shown on Saturday mornings

Beside the "TV-Y" rating, they should leave a "Gay Character" warning

You have 1 million cliched villains, I easily can beat Red Skull

You think you own the world? It belongs to Meatholl.

Captain Planet: Your verse was too short, just like all of your comics

I'm a badass, with my epic red suit and my hair made of toxic

I can telepathically destroy you with my tremendous abilities

You can't even play a game and get a single frickin' kill streak

Boomerang was so scared by me, they let me take over their entire block for one day

How would that ever happen to a guy everybody thinks might be gay?

I left a legacy behind me, I'm a cartoon lord!

I shall end this battle, my friend, but the power is not yours.

Who won? Captain America Captain Planet