User blog:SkeepTieel/Twilight Sparkle vs Harry Potter - Epic Rap Battles: Ponies vs Anything

Uh, welcome to the premiere.

I hate this battle so much

Enjoy!

Here we have Twilighitus Sparkleface the magical horse god going against the local hairy potter who made my flower pots in a battle of swords.

Word of advice: Don't get your pots from him, they taste like hair.

(what the hell happened to harry's title card's lighting)

Some credits
Leandro for Not making the cover and title cards

Cyanwrites for Proofreading I guess? All you really did was yell at me about literature or something.

Me for Absolutely nothing

Zander Peers for Writing

GIR 5 Life for Writing two lines

Cast
idk, lloyd? as Harry Potter

Kira Buckland as Twilight Sparkle

casting is so hard

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING

















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BEGIN!

Harry Potter
This sparkley faced purple pony is considered a big threat to me?

Your love life’s worse than Twilight’s, have this win in a Flash Sentry

I’m the greatest wizard of all time, but I’m not Boasting to Bust you

Even Neville could beat you in Quidditch using a faulty broom

Trying to prove yourself worthy? Your magic looks like a Dud-ley

My franchise’s beloved, you’re just Hasbro’s run for their money

While everyone wants Pottermore, you'll forever stick with attention whores

Deathly Hallow and Goodbye, here lies your rotten horse corpse

Twilight Sparkle
The greatest wizard of all time? Psh, I highly doubt it

Gryffindor must have trained you hard, but I really get the sky lit

Spittin’ firey rhymes in a Rapidash, no need to send a letter

Cause this Hairy Pothead is about to be severely severed I’ll

Aska-banish you to your Chamber of Secrets,

Set this Hairy Goblin on Fire at the Order of the Phoenix

Slytherin like a snake, I got the moves and the incantation

Not to mention, Dumbledore only chose you in desperation

Harry Potter
You’re one to talk, getting private lessons from Celestia

I’ll be needing Zero Lessons just to be able to mess with ya

These spells aren’t magic Trixies, they’re cast in a real Magic Duel

I’ll kick the flank of this Twilight Princess all the way to Hyrule

Twilight Sparkle
You can’t hide from me, Potter, thinking your cloak makes you invisible

Your greatest threats are noseless freaks and that bitch from Les Miserables

I could conjure spells better than you when I was just a filly

Your friendship gives no magic! So run off and fight with Houdini!

Outro
WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING!

Poll
WHO WON!? Harry Potter Twilight Sparkle Nail

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