User blog:GorgonzolaSW/Lame Rap Battles of History: Jackie Chan vs MacGyver

Hi

This is my second rap battle so also can be lame

feel free to leave your feelings about it in the comments to tell me what is wrong

Thanks to segamad66 for this awesome cover (i can't post it because I don't know the name of dat infobox template)

so

Battle details
The beat is this

ANNOUNCER:

LAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



VERSUS!



BEGIN!

MacGyver:

I'm MacGyver, you whack-ass chinese chunk

I'll twist upon you like a motorcycle punk

You're soft as an anti-stress ball

I could use your dick as a sword and go brawl!

I'm a Spy Next to your Door, you know what's in my RDA?

An low-budget yellow director throwing the taxes away

There's a verb in honor of me, b***h; I'm the best of them all!

I fought my enemies with a heated wrench, I'll kick your balls!

Jackie Chan:

You're a thin, emotionally unstable s**t with no class!

Kung-fu is everything I need to kick your a*s!

You're a fictional coward, I'm an movie badass!

Your silly raps cause my Chinese Zodiac to drop the bass!

My bars are as dope as your rope is ripe

You look like Taylor Swift wearing a pipe-type stripe

No s**t Angus, I'm the best emcee in China!

I'll take my black kung-fu belt and slap it in your vagina!

Sylvester Stallone (amazing debut):

Your matchup is ridiculous and absolutely makes no sense!

It's obvious who'll win it there's no need for suspense!

It's John Rambo! Yeah! I'll kick you monkey a**es!

I'm blocking this way! Yeah! You can't give me passes!

I'm strong! I'm sexy! I am Rocky Balboa!

I'll wrap myself around you and bite you like boa!

Chan:

No u didn't, you thingy bully bruise brute

That MacGyver s**t is better than your dumpy route pursuit!

Stallone:

Shut up little b***h, you're an acrobat, not an actor

You sound like old dragon having sex with a tractor!

You're small and thin, you're almost a midget

Even my growth hormones couldn't help your tiny digit

MacGyver:

You both are nothing in comparison to my greatness

Your lack of creativity left a brutal mark on your films!

WHO WON? MacGyver Jackie Chan Sylvester Stallone

YOU DECIDE!

LAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!