User blog:DudeWithASuit/TheSteelerNation2 vs Queen Elizabeth II. Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles Season 2

I am the leader and I hereby decree you're reading Dwassy G's Underground Rap Battles! This time we have our adoptive owner and bureaucrat, TheSteelerNation2, facin' off against the Queen of England! I hope you enjoy!

TheSteelerNation2:
(Beat starts at 0:21)

Snap! This battle has just started, and I'm coming after you!

You're lazy, I'm amazing; I'm the better of us two!

The name is Kevin Kelley, the one who isn't an old fart!

I'm also a great rhymer; I'll rip your British throne apart!

Can you withstand my greatness? Or is it driving you into insanity?

Oh wait, you already are, knowing people kill members of your family!

Everyone knows I won, my raps are the Greatest Tasting Sensation!

Never step up to this Steeler and his superior Nation!

Queen Elizabeth the II:
The Queen is squaring off against this loser, I'm going back into action.

You're just dumb and time-wasting, that's why your Twitter name was Kardashian.

The people only came for me, and I'll put on a jolly good show!

Because who would want to see you? You're not Magic, Kevino.

I thought in a rap battle, the other side was supposed to give up quite a fight,

But clearly not, since I'm facing the adoptive parent of a website!

People would love to be you though, they would die to see the Queen close-up.

I just served you a plate full of diss, and I'll let you scrap all of that shit up!

TheSteelerNation2:
<p style="color:#0A8A0A">You really think your little monarchy can match up to my army?

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">Prepare for your assassination, 'cause this isn't a fuckin' tea party!

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">I've heard everything you've already said; I'm the Oldest Active Member!

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">Your lines aren't even clever, so best bow down and surrender!

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">You could never beat me Elizabeth, so best call up your prince!

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">Phineas left the wiki on my doorstep; and I took care of it like my baby ever since!

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">You tried so hard to beat me, but it looks like you've failed!

<p style="color:#0A8A0A">This battle is over, and the better leader has obviously prevailed!

Queen Elizabeth the II:
<p style="color:#4E79ED">Clearly you still don't understand, so here, I'll keep it simple,

<p style="color:#4E79ED">At least I have a prince, while you're in the friend-zone, forever single!

<p style="color:#4E79ED">And please, you're making it hard for everyone to stay awake!

<p style="color:#4E79ED">So for Gods's sake get out of here, you're a bloody headache!

<p style="color:#4E79ED">You should've never challenged me, because I go far beyond winning!

<p style="color:#4E79ED">While everyone in England is like;

Joeaikman:
<p style="color:#8E4EED">What the hell was he thinking?

Queen Elizabeth the II:
<p style="color:#4E79ED">If Steeler even gets one vote in the poll, then it would clearly be a fluke,

<p style="color:#4E79ED">Call me North Korea, 'cause I just dropped my lyrical nukes!

Poll
Who won? TheSteelerNation2 Queen Elizabeth II