User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Penguin

The Penguin is the national animal of the wiki. Our emperor is His Royal Highness Penguinus XIII, an Emperor penguin.

The Laws as settled by His Graciousness Penguinus XIII
Commandments
 * 1) I am the Penguin thy Lord.
 * 2) Thou shalt always use the phrase "Penguin" with a capital "P" for the distinguishment of this grand word from others.
 * 3) Thou shalt taketh sux Lords: I, the Penguin, He, the Coopay, He, the Kurt, He, the Peter, and He, the Lloyd, and He, the Free Man of Morgan.
 * 4) Thou shalt not taketh the name of any of thine Lords in vain.
 * 5) Thou shalt not spread lies against or take upon slander against the I, the Lord, the Penguin.
 * 6) Thou shalt give praise upon and send hail in the general direction of the Lord Penguin when in the presence of his heavenly domain, thine chat and thine abode.
 * 7) Thou shalt honor thine bureaucrat, and thine, admin, and one of thine rollbacks.
 * 8) Thou shalt not rage, or caps, or spam.
 * 9) Thou shalt not take words against America.
 * 10) Thou shalt do the dance.

Coopay Save the Penguin (traditional)
Coopay save our gracious Penguin

Long live our noble Penguin

Coopay save the Penguin

Send it victorious

Happy and glorious

Long to reign over us

Coopay save the Penguin

O Lord our Coopay arise

Scatter its enemies

And make them fall

Confound their politics

Frustrate their knavish tricks

On Thee our hopes we fix

Coopay save us all

Thy choicest gifts in store

On it be pleased to pour

Long may it reign

May it defend our laws

And ever give us cause

To sing with heart and voice

Coopay save the Penguin

Not in this land alone

But be Coopay's mercies known

From shore to shore

Coopay make the nations see

That men should brothers be

And form one family

The wide world over

From every latent foe

From the assassins blow

Coopay save the Penguin

O'er it thine arm extend

For Wiki's sake defend

Our protector, prince, and friend

Coopay save the Penguin

O Wikia (modern)
O Wikia!

Our home and native land!

True penguin love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True South strong and free!

From far and wide,

O Wikia, we stand on guard for thee.

Coopay keep our land glorious and free!

O Wikia, we stand on guard for thee.

O Wikia, we stand on guard for thee.

Other Things

 * Our national food is fish, as chosen by HRH Penguinus XIII. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our natonal television shows are Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Mad Men, as decided by HRH Penguinus XIII. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our national motto is "In Doctor We Trust." Another one is "I Believe In Sherlock Holmes." Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Those who disobey the Ordinances as presently decided by Penguinus XIII shall be exonerated, banished, or executed. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our national anthem is set to the tune of "We Are the Champions" by Queen. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Everything stated above is an undeniable fact. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * You have the right to remain silent. Anything say will not be used against you in a court of law because we don't have one. You do not have the right to an attorney. You have the right to represent yourself to a person of higher authority. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our capital city is New York. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our enemies are the Germans. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * The national sport is ice basecricket. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * We also like Polar Bears. They are highly appreciated for their military genius and prowess in battle and are given commanding posts in our armed forces, the Grand Army of the Republic. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our national currency is the Starbuck. Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our national symbol (y'know like Uncle Sam and shit?) is David Tennant. His phrase is "I Don't Want To Go". Naysayers shall be executed.
 * Our national writer is Steven Moffat.