User blog:BreZ/Brunswikian Tourney - Vaas Montenegro (Cyan) VS Tyrion Lannister (BreZ)

Welcome to the first round of this Brunswikian Tourney, I would like to say good luck to all competitors of this tournament. We're pitting Far Cry 3 antagonist Vaas Montenegro played by Cyanwrites against Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones character Tyrion Lannister played by me. Please vote in the comments on who you think won.

The battle
Vaas:

You think you're clever, huh? Plotting against your family?

I had a sister too, once. She taught me the Rakyat Warrior mentality.

If you keep repeating the same strategy, it will end in tragedy.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Tyrion, right? You look expensive. I'm going to keep you alive.

This isn't the Vale. You can't cheat me with promises or lies.

You're not as smart as you think you are. You're no Bear Grylls.

If the Jungle doesn't eat you up out there, I will.

Tyrion:

I’ll leave this bastard crippled, just a broken thing

In this chess game you’re just a Rook and I’m the King

Like wildfire in the skies, I bring the heat, see?

You’re a Far Cry away from defeating me

I’m the god of tits and wine and spittin’ lines

My wits and rhymes are sharper than that knife

The last guy you sent in the wild killed you, man

I didn’t think you would do the same thing again

Vaas:

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm trying trying to rap here, yeah? Don't FUCKING INTERRUPT ME!

<p class="MsoNormal">I should just fucking tie you to a tree and make you dance like a demon monkey.

<p class="MsoNormal">Or bury you up to your neck, though I'd only need a small pit.

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm spitting Wildfire, but your rhymes are nothing but Goat Shit.

<p class="MsoNormal">Look me in the eye! You think I'm a joke? FUCK YOU, HALFMAN!

<p class="MsoNormal">You want to be like your brother? Hm? Then I'll cut off your hand!

<p class="MsoNormal">Is an imp making dick jokes really what gets all the popularity?

<p class="MsoNormal">You're hurting my ears. Could we please fucking tone down the vulgarity?

<p class="MsoNormal">Tyrion:

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<p class="MsoNormal">Yes, I am small, yet I’m standing tall,   so Hear Me Roar!

<p class="MsoNormal">Call me a demon monkey or imp, I’ve heard it all before

<p class="MsoNormal">If you want to hurt me, try some originality

<p class="MsoNormal">Challengin’ a Lannister, now THAT’s real insanity

<p class="MsoNormal">You really shouldn’t talk ‘bout undeserved popularity

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause you’re only about 20 minutes in your game, fool

<p class="MsoNormal">And your role is nothing more than being Volkner’s main tool

<p class="MsoNormal">It will rain over your house as this lion claims rule

Outro
Once again, please vote in the comment section and thank you for voting.