User blog:PertyQwerty/PertyQwerty's Epic Rap Battles of History Announcement (featuring Finn and Jake)

Bold represents Finn speaking

Italics represents Jake speaking

Bold and Italic represents them both speaking



What's up Shmowzows!!!???

'''My name is Finn. Im Jake. ''And we're from the totally algebraic cartoon Adventure time!

'''And we have an announcement! 'When we're not protecting the citizens of the Candy Kingdom and kicking evil in the crotch, we're reading PertyQwerty's Epic Rap Battles of History!''

'''But wait Jake, that's not a real thing, is it? 'Not yet it isn't!''

''PertyQwerty has asked us to announce the launch of his new series PertyQwerty's Epic Rap Battles of History! ''Holy slamacow!

''However, PertyQwerty needs your help! 'We can help him Jake! Does he need us to remove a giant snail from his house? Or fight off a hoard of zombie cany people? Or... 'Nothing like that Finn, just suggestions. ''Oh...

''PertyQwerty already has a couple of battle ideas ready in the pan, but he needs your totally radical suggestions! Give us your greatest suggestions and don't hold back. 'Yeah dude, I want to see some mathematical suggestions! Nothing that isn't bombtastic! 'And who knows Finn, maybe we'd get to spit against a less awesome cartoon duo.''

''So yeah dude, leave your suggestions in the bottom below, and maybe it'll become a battle. The first battle will begin sometime in June and will go on for 12 battles. 'Sweet! '''

'''Now let's go Jake, I need to start practicing my rap skills. 'Alright dude!''