User blog:Bantha117/MetalFire vs Bantha117. Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Finale



Remember when Wonder said this battle didn't need to meet the deadline?

And remember when he had to push back the finale anyway?

Yeah, fuck you too.

The time is now, my friends. The only battle left that actually matters and will actually be fun. This is the moment. The Battle for the Bronze. A Battle of Brains. A Battle of... Brawns. Yes. Brawns. You heard me, bitches.

No more introductory bullshit, other than to thank Metal for being awesome during the development of this. And a shoutout to anyone else who I like here.

Also a shoutout to MunKitteh, which should totally return someday.

Fuck TK vs Grav, this is the true finale to finale all finales.



What the fuck are you gonna do, Sega?

MetalFire vs Bantha117
OH SHIT BOYOS

IT’S THE FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNEY

BRONZE MATCH

RAP BATTLE OF THE FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNEY: BRONZE MATCH

RAP BATTLE FOR THIRD PLACE

IN THE FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNEY

RAP BATTLE!!!!!

BEGIN!

Bantha117:

(Begins at 0:21)

At last we finally meet. Can the Joestar take this Starr’s heat?

Couldn’t ride the flow of America’s dick, much less this hard beat

Shit man, last year’s fantastic four had Tiger, Cyan, Flats and Meat

Yet all we had to do to bag you was to drop in   a T!

I get you’d want to brawl, with Kari  preferring me and all

But when I’m bestin’ this Mexican I’m going balls to the Wall!

No meddling, no Metal’s in to earn a medal, no debate

Oi m8, a brony and bronze is one alloy I won’t create

MetalFire:

(Begins at 0:42)

Metal here to light the torch, it’s about to unfold

A duel for the bronze, but I’m still taking the gold

You know the saying, monkey see, monkey do

Tiger lost to Grav, so Munkee had to lose too

Clinging to Jason’s knee, screaming #ProtectTheShin

This block head makes me believe in reverse evolution

Trying to RP, but your comrades yelled at you everyday

What kind of hero abandons his friend on his birthday?!

Bantha117:

(Begins at 1:04)

You’re so maud-lin, no modship in sight, so | Get the fuck Back JoJo

No more Stalin, I’m bringing in my own ringtail to Superman that Jo!

Tigerisnormal:

(Begins at 1:09)

AIGHT SO YOU HELLA GAY

IMMA BLOW YOU ASS AWAY

LIKE HURRICANE MATTHEW

one sec gonna come back at you

so.

(Begins at 1:16)

youre a beaner fuck like dora the explorer

reading your verses killed my brain cells and made my life span shorter

please stop fucking anime tiddies in street corners

now jojos taking his last trip across the border

ill call you racial slurs more than you slur in your audio battles

canned labor border bunny alien molesting kids assholes

we dont want you in the country so get out out out

and go south south south south south south south

youre from Cube-a but cant even Square up

all this vampires gonna suck is these nuts

whatre you a voice actor for a fucking exorcism?

youre mel blanc but with only 2 voices and both are autism

you cut so many syllables from when youre spittin

youd probably cut the entire dick off in a circumcision

you know what happens when a verse bombs from a weeb

our country gets great and makes you into Fallout 3

This wikis big but its not getting bigger

Thats cause meatholl’s a fucking nigger

when i stuff you in a trash can nobody gonna mourn ya

fuck you greg go back to florida

MunKitteh:

(Begins at 2:06)

I agree, this Gregory skullduggery can’t funk with the Munkee (and Tigger!)

The only way you could make your raps fire was if you sent in the Trixter!

Mystical Trixter:

(Begins at 2:11)

Yo I heard y'all give my name a big ol disrespekkin.

CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GUESS WHO'S BEING SENT IN!?

Fuckin got two overhyped can't write dykes taking the final fight,

Trix will make it right and bring hype to this site with just one cyph;

To do this I hijacked the bronze battle, because otherwise nobody gave a rat's ass,

But now this will be the good shit that's remembered when this tourney's in the past.

If I was sent in from the start, this shit would be going, the wiki'd still have an interest;

But that's cool. I can shit talk everybody on my series and they have no defense.

I'mma Killer on the mic. See, it's funny, because him and I are one and the same,

And because I was once a Firebrand, I also tend to spit what you would call flame.

Let's talk about the semifinalists; the Otaco who got so far from sheer dumb luck,

And that ape who got crushed like a Beatle, just cuz he couldn't give a fuck.

The final two? A kid I maimed, like his mommy did, will he cry about these finals too?

And one who needs to change more than his gender for me to say "hey man I support you"

GG ya fuckin geniuses. Like two battles tops this tourney ended up not being a fail.

Shit man, I could probs see a batter rapping competition shitposted by Nail.

speaking of nail, where the fuck is he or she at

ayy yo flashley come get in on this track

Flashley:

(Begins at 2:59)

Rainy, cloudy, sunny, funnily somebody's summoned me

I'm Flashaley, I have to pee, my salary's a hundred G

Munkee see, Munkee dude, your raps are straight rude

You will never get booed if you use an attitude

Tiger drove from Niger with a set of flat tires

Now I decidered that your raps should be admired

Liar, liar, pants on the wire

Call me Donald Trump, cuz Metal, that verse was fuckin Fired 👌

Thanks for the summon Trix, that was useful

But on the rest of your rap, my opinion's neutral

Y'all got wrecked as heck, no disrespect

But I bet that you Jacks will all never have s*x

What's next? To be honest, there's nothing

I'mma finish this rap and start running

Like I did after 11/5, which was an event I

will never forget my dudes, peace and goodbye

Scrawland Scribblescratch:

CAW!!!

Meatholl:

(Begins at 3:55)

Remember remember the Fifth of November (Oh I member!)

When Meatholl reigned down to leave a wiki dismembered

Back to attack like a CE Wrath and there’s no help now

Once I’ll leave a Metal fired it’ll cause his system to melt down

JUST LISTEN! The Wiki is riddled with stupid little you’s

So we need to build a wall! IT’S GONNA BE HUGEEEEEEEEEEE!

You’re so boring and dormant on forums, no inspiration for ‘em

So Bantha makes every single verse a joke performance

Meatholl has torment in store then for this nerd

Suffocate you with your waifu pillow and call her a (mean Japanese word)

Grab her by the plushy and then leave, nobody’s helping

I won’t fuse Metal fire with a medal, I don’t like welding!

You’ll never get sex but you’re lucky because when I

Picture you with girls it’s, oh, wait, no, that’s hentai

Can’t this weeb see we want you to fucking stop it

I know you like drawers, but put your kinks in the closet!

LET’S MAKE THE WIKI GREAT AGAIN AS YOU STAND BEFORE ME

But that BJ from TJ tale, huh? Strange story…

I respect all male, female, asexuals and all the other shit

BUT I SHOULD’VE WON LAST TOURNEY, IT WAS RIGGED!

I’ll come back next year for more Meating, but for now I’m retreating

Bantha back me up! Literally, there’s some fleas you need to be eating…

Bantha117:

(Begins at 4:51)

Well, this was not the outcome I expected to see

Guessing Wonder thinks:

WonderPikachu12:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Vote who you think won in the comments :}