Talk:Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga/@comment-184.15.89.186-20151128030250

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfgpZm_0Rk

Announcer: 13 seconds.

Lyrics:

Bob's Rap Battles!

Eric Cartman!

VS!

Charlie Brown!

BEGIN!

Battle: 24 seconds.

Eric Cartman:

Hey buttmunch, welcome to my park in the South.

Plant my win against planters, You're An Average Joe, Charlie Brown!

It seems your comic strict came to an end, not to offend, but you've been mislead.

By a raggetty Rugrats rat pack you got a chance with that redhead.

Place this racist behavior laziness, now who's the Cartoon boss?

Your craziness, the Bart Simpson mixed with a screwed up Randy Marsh!

But with my Stick of Truth and my homies by my side, we're tight.

Sweater vest? Downtrodden attitude? God save the stereotypes.

Charlie Brown:

I'm a normal guy, got a normal life, got fans and amazement.

But I can't place it, what's worse, your voice or your animation?

You cursed someone out, Kenny's dead, plots so unpredictable!

You're like Archie Bunker had a bastard hopped up on Helium!

I'm standing tall on Christmas, big as the Great Big Pumpkin.

Your show does well emphasizing the trailer trash qualities of nothing.

And my animation sucks? Good grief, Eric, Face it.

Two dots moving like a mop doesn't equal entertainment.

Bart Simpson:

Like your Sean Bean ripoff, you'll be more dead than their humor is.

Slingshot Charlie to oblivion, the bowling ball headed lunatic.

Ay, caramba! You couldn't be dumber! The Cow Cartman full of blubber!

This Park'll be vandalized with days numbered, like how Cleaveland got the plunger.

This Bart'll never be Dead, unlike you two, just be good sports!

Cartman needs another belt size, why not try some shorts?

The longest running! Always cunning! What've you done? Nothing!

I'm shunning runny episodes of too extremes who just aren't funny!

Stewie Griffin:

Don't waste my time, I kick some ass while listening to Raffi.

We'll see how you three act when you dare laugh at me!

I'm Stewie! Looney and cookie, sweeped ratings like a vulture!

Cartman the smart man moves in on weak moments in pop culture!

You'll end up with Brian's fate, more warped than Herbert the Pervert.

You'll rue the day you stepped to me! Yet first, Lois must be murdered!

Meg's more outgoing than you all, take a maniacal laugh as you fall.

Because without celebrity guest stars, you wouldn't be known at all!

Bamm-Bamm:

Just 'cause you all have bad parents don't make you a rebel.

But when ya take a club to the face, you'll break into Pebbles!

I Bedrock the house, bowl my way to victory at any cost!

You just said your name and Bamm-Bamm! You achieved a loss.

How can you dare try to compare our fams?

Raised by Mastodons, how wild do you think I am?

Barbarians did it right the first time, play your game, do it!

But when it comes to family originality, the Flintstones beat you to it!

Who Won?

Who's Next?