User blog:Iamthelegion/Artemis Fowl vs Skulduggery Pleasant

Aretmis Fowl vs SKulduggery Pleasant. Two novel characters I really like, and wanted to use, so why not put them against eachother? Also, my Choose your own adventure will start when I finish working through Kratos' stuff and start working through Bob Ross.

Skulduggery Pleasant in blue

Artemis Fowl in yellow

The Battle:
So it looks like I'm up against a skeleton

Who's his own worst enemy, but that's irrelevant

Badboy genius, might say I have a penchant for raising Cain

But were I to, Cain would be under my control, in my domain

Think you are so fancy, for years you wore another's head

More disgusting than the Grotesquery, your challenge met

Challenge Met? Not even the slightest bit near me

This little punk should know to stop and fear me

Flame up this watered down Mister Fantastic

When we're done you'll wish you knew earth magic

Your rhyming shows explicitly your last name is a lie

Bring along Valkyrie Cain before I can improvise

Your foe is clear, absolutely no confusion

Artemis fear you? That's worse than Opal's delusion

If only you flowed as well as you hack

And inter-dimensional time displacement measures you Lak

This Tome of a traitor will be pure blazed

When I use fire magic through my gaze

Me bring Cain? Your mind must be divergent

When one walks away, I'll be the emergent.

That so? Bigger lies than Pleasant as your taken name

Bro, my skill will put your intellect to shame

Back off, or I'll send evil Ryu to beat your soul

You try that, then my death powers will take a toll

Get lost! I've got dwarves, fairies and leprechauns

I've got wizards and mages, you make me yawn

Took me ten seconds to read and analyze your crappy series

THAT'S IT! Your puny demon world was totally un-eerie

Destroy your organisations, leave you with China Sorrows

I'll make it so that your lonely funeral is this morrow

Bring in my Butler to end your totes strong tailor

Seriously, do you just not realise your a failure?

Of animated skeletons, I'd rather face Skeletor

That whole older would be GF is too great to ignore

Tell you the truth, your a punkass ripoff Ghost Rider

At least my biggest threat wasn't about Street Fighter

Hack you into pieces faster than I hack Foley

Strand you in Elswyr, you bite like Don Quixote

AAAAAAAAARGH! I'm through with you, so let's end this

Whatever you say, Mister daddy's little princess

Who won? Artemis Fowl Skulduggery Pleasant