User blog:TKandMit/Courage the Cowardly Dog vs Scooby-Doo

Two cartoonic dogs duke it out, when canines Courage, the Cowardly Dog, known for being scared but always saving the day, battle raps Scooby-Doo, hungry detective that also always saves the day. You decide the winner!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOORY!

SCOOBY!

VERSUS!

COURAAAAGE!

BEGIN!

Scooby:

Ruh-Roh, rooks rike this cowardly dog is gonna get Pound-ed!

You rike bones so much, I'll bury yours far underground, dead.

I'll run you over with Fred's van, crash into your house,

How you gonna battle rap when you're scared of a mouse?

I run off cats, like you, because I see a huge pussy,

Why don't you compute for the answer to win and start choosing?

Courage:

You stoner, you get Shagged in the back of that van all the time!

You're just as scaredy-Doo as I am, I'm not to be undermined,

I'll look up on the internet, insults to throw at you,

But you're more a son of a bitch than your nephew,

Your speach impedement makes it hard for me to understand.

But chew down these rhymes, and don't bite the feeding hand.

Scooby:

I'm the best rapper of our kind, my name is Scoob Dogg,

I'm everywhere around the world, you're in Nowhere's dust fog,

All the monsters you've faced, were just hoaxes with masks,

You rounge around doing nothing, I have my tasks,

I fight crime and eat snacks, but one thing I know is,

After this, you'll be screaming "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Courage:

You must be sick in the brain, this is the Cure-age,

I will win this battle like every other, I assure it,

You'll be throw out of the picture, like Eustace,

So much, you must get used to it,

And have you torn to bits,

Last episode, like the Vet.

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!!!

'EPIC RAP BATTLES OF "ZOINKS!" ...HISTOOOOOORYYY!!!'