User blog:Iamthelegion/Commander Shepard vs Galileo Galilei

First of all: Hands down to Quagga for this new, drawn iTunes cover, which looks epic and I hope he sticks around long enough to get through the first season of this series' covers :D. Also Jella made the Title Cards, which are great. Credit goes to Wonder for the hint image he made <3.

Casting/Background/Beats:
thelegion as Commander Shepard (male)

Flashlektra as Commander Shepard (female)

thelegion as Galileo Galilei (audio)

thelegion's father as Galileo Galilei (video)

Kevinkrust as Kaiden Alenko (speaking cameo)

thelegion as Nicolaus Copernicus, Tycho Brahe, Johannes Kepler (cameos)

The Battle:
MASS EFFECT!

RAP CONTEST!



VERSUS!



Commander Shepard (Male):

It's the Spectral Commander who left Reaper pieces raining!

Didn't follow dad, you should've taken his lyrical training!

Para-gone to places you couldn't even see with your telescope!

Sick as a Genophage you can't detect with your whack thermoscope!

Ended wars within wars, freed Rachni and cleaned the synthetic!

Evolution of rushing next to your motion? Kinematics is pathetic!

A brainless heretic with a hunch against the galactic Jesus?

Hero of all organics! What have I done you could beef with?

Galileo Galilei:

Began a Dialogue Concering Two Chief Cosmic Rap Systems with a flop?

<p style="color:#78AB46">Io-wn Captain Kirk who's Ganymede's drunk them as blind as a sunspot!

<p style="color:#78AB46">Spit electric wet, hydrostatic, words enough to outdo you for Zhu!

<p style="color:#78AB46">Even your low blows pendulum, so the parent shots come back to you

<p style="color:#78AB46">Every ridge you flipped on Luna I charted, being first, of course

<p style="color:#78AB46">The Assayer knows not to proceed with such a horrendous Discourse!

<p style="color:#78AB46">You're on Kepler's Verge of nonsensicality, I tide this battle over

<p style="color:#78AB46">Brahe, rename your game the Milky Way because that's the pull, pozer

<p style="color:#EE6363">Commander Shepard (Female):

<p style="color:#EE6363">Took a bite out of Cerberus, now I'll be Collecting your cerebral

<p style="color:#EE6363">Don't need your compass to rework my aim, make my shots lethal!

<p style="color:#EE6363">Rapping FTL and still cold as the comets that get you heated up!

<p style="color:#EE6363">Your rapping reminds me of your daughters - penitently getting nun!

<p style="color:#EE6363">What I Relay will have a Mass Effect on even your estranged followers

<p style="color:#EE6363">Little you did right is forgotten, kden? <p style="color:#5F9EA0">I'll be all over this.

<p style="color:#EE6363">Disregard.

<p style="color:#EE6363">Wishing you'd stuck with medicine? I'll keep my Medi-Gel ready.

<p style="color:#EE6363">While the Earth DOES revolve around Sol, the universe turns around me!

<p style="color:#78AB46">Galileo Galilei:

<p style="color:#78AB46">Clearly your arrogance keeps this dead Spectre from becoming ethereal

<p style="color:#78AB46">I'm positively Dynamic! I've a different style of strength in materials

<p style="color:#78AB46">Attack, why? I'm not a bad guy, but your squad's Rachni, they're all bugs

<p style="color:#78AB46">You solve my paradox! You're a perfect square who I'll leave as a husk

<p style="color:#78AB46">Leave you with inertia, rippin' friction, and no Inquisition schiaccia

<p style="color:#78AB46">Non mancato Sidereus Nuncius è il padre della scienza moderna

<p style="color:#78AB46">If you truly wish to know my reaction, check my Museum for my remains.

<p style="color:#78AB46">Pretend to be an icon of the universe? You're purely Urban, mate

Outro:
Who won? Commander Shepard Galileo Galilei