User blog:DiamondHawk0/Series Announcement

Arrr.... it's me, Poseidon, God of the sea! Earthshaker! Stormbr-

Alright, alright, let's get started already.

YOU DARE INTERRUPT A GOD, ARTEMIS FOWL? FEEL THE WRATH OF...

Horses?

WHAT?!

You're the god of horses. Let's just hurry up. I have a meeting with an very important businessman in fifteen minutes.

Fine. And they're not simply "horses", they are elegant, majestic creatures of the gods.


 * Sigh* So as you can most likely guess by the title, the simpleton called "Diamond Hawk" thinks he is intelligent enough to to make a rap battle series.

Season 1 will launch on Saturday. I have 5 boxes in front of me, each representing an episode in 1.5

Boxes? That's what he's doing? I could devise a plan that involved a goose chase across the country, which allows me to raid their homes while their away, and steal the gold.

You're starting to scare me kid. And I once kissed Medusa. Anyway, the first box has a small drink with an umbrella in it... intresting.

The next box has a dollar bill and a small piece of paper with this written on it: 01010111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101111 01101110 00101110

The third box has a box of contacts and an eyepatch.

The fourth box-

AHHHHHHH

What is it?

YOU SAID FOUR!

So?

FOUR IS AN EVIL NUMBER!

Okay... in the this box we have a diary and a superhero costume with the letters UN.

In the last box we have a map and a weird looking white hat.

Well, make sure to tune in on Saturday for the first ERBOF!

Can I leave now? Fairy gold doesn't grow on trees.