Leonidas

King Leonidas battled Master Chief in Epic Rap Battles of History 17 and was played by Jesse Welle and voiced by Lloyd Ahlquist.

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Leonidas I (???-480 BC), also known as Leonidas the Brave, was a hero-king of Sparta. He is famous for his leadership in the battle of Thermopylae. He is more well known for the way he is portrayed in the movie 300.

ERBoH Bio


vThis. Is. MY BIOOOOO!!! I am the Great King Leonidas. Hero-king of Sparta, the 17th of the Agiad line, son of King Anaxandridas II. You can come at me with black powder bombs, war-beasts and arrows that blot out the sun, but dying in battle is the greatest honor, so bring it on! A

lthough, to be honest, I probably could have done things differently. Could I have been nicer to Ephialtes the hunchback so he didn't turn on me and ruin my plan to defeat Xerxes? Sure, but that's not really my style. I'm more of a "kick-a-guy-in-a-hole-to-start-a-war" sort of guy. Could I have worn a bit more armor? Yeah, but then nobody could see my sexy abs while they're trying to kill me. I just hope my son, Pleistarchus, can avenge me and live through his battles.

Lyrics
Verse 1:

Spartans!

Let's start this!

Show this petty officer who's the hardest!

The biggest mistake that you've ever made

I'll toss you like a frag grenade

I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged,

And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade.

Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers

Jerking off to games, giving themselves First Person Shooters

Your armor's hard but my abs are harder

You're in my hood now chief

THIS IS SPARTA!

Verse 2:
Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son,

I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns,

I'm king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space,

I'd look in the eyes but your too much of a bitch to show your face!