Talk:Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe/@comment-24408988-20140526004450

Sneak peek of my upcoming Nellie Bly vs Amelia Earheart ft. Jari van der Laan battle:

Bly's snippet
I traveled around the world while you got stranded in Ireland

So kiss my ass, Finn Dodd, amd go isolate yourself on an island

My journalism is remembered by AWCs on ERB Wiki

You just make people go "Meh" when pitched against me

Earheart's snippet
Let the first woman to cross the Atlantic teach you a lesson

Just like my jet goggles, I'll give you a compression

I survived a whole plane crash while traveling to France

No one knows who the fuck you are, Little Miss Poop-Pants

van der Laan's snippet
Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh

Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh

Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh

Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh

Bob Dickard Jr.: "Jari Plz"