Babe Ruth



Babe Ruth battled Lance Armstrong in Epic Rap Battles of History 31. He was played by Lloyd Ahlquist.

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George Herman "Babe" Ruth Jr. (February 6, 1895 – August 16, 1948) is a baseball legend as he played for The Red Sox, The Yankees, and The Bostin Braves. He was famous for his 60th Home Run on September 30th, 1927. He was also famous for the candy bar Baby Ruth.

Verse 1:
Live Strong, beat cancer. Congratulations!

Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own bodation

Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin, face it!

She's just a little girl. What, did you give her a bracelet?

The whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch

You're as boring as the Tour De France is to watch

So come on, lil buddy. Don't look so pissed

With all that blodd 'n attitude, you're like a menstrual cyclist

Verse 2:
It's the bottom of the ninth against the Texan in the bathing suit

Filled with more artificial ingridients than Baby Ruth

It may be way too soon, but I'm calling a shot

I'm not talking about those Italians and ??? you brought

The result of this swat will knock you right outta the park

And round the bases to the sound of uproaring applause

While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because

You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!

You look tired, kid. You got Cheryl-Crow's feet eyes

Peddle home to France and maybe bring me back some fries

??? your fancy biking ???

You're out with three strikes, but just one ball

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