User:Bobdave



I'm an idiot, don't take me seriously.

Short Biography
I was born on 25th of June 2000 in London and I share a birthday with my best friend. I went to a primary school full of idiots where I met a few friends who were friendly and smart and didn't carry a knife into maths. When I was 8 I started writing lyrics for songs. They were pretty bad but what do you expect from an 8 year-old? When I was 10 I found out about YouTube gaming and have loved video-games since. I am now 14 and I still love writing raps. If something doesn't interest me I will zone out in 10 seconds flat which doesn't help in school and I have trouble keeping still. I play guitar, drums and piano. I like Pokémon, Minecraft, Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory and Stand-up shows. My favourite artists are Eminem, Ed Sheeran, Watsky, Michael Jackson and obviously ERB. I play Tennis and Cricket and I always have room for Pizza, pancakes and chocolate sauce filled chocolate doughnuts. Also I'm orange belt in this Filipino martial art called Guba Doce Pares, look it up.

Also, I'm technically undefeated on here :P. There is currently a battle where I'm losing by one vote but the battle never drew a conclusion and to my knowledge I've been in 4 other battles so yeah.

Friendly people
(PS: That's everyone on the wiki but these are some specifics)
 * My IRL homie Shayne
 * Fellow brits
 * Crap battle king
 * Nikki. Just Nikki
 * Do you Mind?
 * Lexi
 * Maimonidist BTTF
 * Maimonidist Pixel
 * N-ice
 * BreZ PleZ

Things relating to me

 * My favourite battle
 * My favourite rapper
 * 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney
 * PAGES I MADE:
 * Joey Greer
 * Chuck (Disambiguation)

Rap Battle Winners IMO

 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abe Lincoln
 * 4) Lady Gaga
 * 5) Hulk and Macho Man
 * 6) Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Dynamite
 * 10) Billy Mays and Vince Offer
 * 11) Dumbledore
 * 12) Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr Rogers
 * 14) Captain Kirk
 * 15) EpicLLOYD
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Michael Jackson
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) Steve Jobs > Hal 9000 > Bill Gates
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe Lincoln > Barack Obama > Mitt Romney
 * 24) Doctor Who
 * 25) Bruce Lee
 * 26) Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson
 * 27) Santa Claus
 * Eve
 * 1) Gandhi
 * 2) Nikola Tesla
 * 3) Lance Armstrong
 * 4) Skrillex
 * 5) Vladamir Lenin > Mikhail Gorbachev > Vladamir Putin > Grigori Rasputin > Josef Stalin
 * 6) Darth Vader
 * 7) Al Capone
 * 8) Joan of Arc
 * 9) Pablo Picasso
 * 10) Muhammad Ali
 * 11) J.P. Morgan > Ebeneezer Scrooge > Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come > Donald Trump > Kanye West
 * 12) Rick Grimes
 * 13) Goku
 * 14) Edgar Allan Poe
 * 15) Isaac Newton
 * 16) William Wallace
 * 17) Turtles

Top 10 Favourite Battles

 * 1) Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 * 2) Goku vs Superman
 * 3) Skrillex vs Mozart
 * 4) William Shakespeare vs Doctor Seuss
 * 5) Artists vs Turtles
 * 6) Rick Grimes vs Walter White
 * 7) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 8) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 9) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * 10) Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

Bobdave Rap Battles
SEASON ONE
 * 1) Bob Marley vs Usain Bolt
 * 2) Link vs Ezio Auditore
 * 3) Julius Caesar vs Attila the Hun
 * 4) Bishop Spong vs Rabbi Boteach
 * TBA

Bobdave's 10/10 Would Bang Battles

 * 1) BobbyIsAwesome vs MCJohnnyLA
 * TBA