User blog:Mystical Trixter/Epic Rap Battles of What the Foreskin

Yay, Thanksgiving battle. We forgot an intro.

Wario:

What up, Jorn? I'mma Wario, I'mma gonna win When I use my motercycle to flatten all 60 of your chins! A sloth wants to battle me? He shouldn't dare, His penis is more micro than the games at WarioWare!

Meatholl: NIGGA, DID YOU JUST INSULT THE LORD MEATHOLL?

Let me take your pants off and sex you til you're all full!

Pope Sloth gonna and slot my dick inside

Cover you with jizz! You'll be unrecognisable, a Master of Disguise!

Wario: My farts did more damage than that rap!

Why don't you go back to your home and fap?!

You're so disgusting and fat it should be a crime.

Were you expecting to win?

Waluigi:

TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!

Meatholl: Cool moustache, Wario! Just kidding, it sucks really bad, yo!

You're gonna get beat when I ram your ass with my black dildo!

Waluigi time? Come back when you actually get your own game!

My victory is just like me, it came!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? FUCK IF WE KNOW! EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF VAT ZEE FOOK