User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Blackbeard vs. Al Capone

Blackbeard
I'll carry pistols and daggers 6

I go under the black flag and eater swagger!

But not without ears, no ring and my parrot on his shoulder.

I am very cruel pirates, pirates really crazy!

My beef? I ask you to take public high Caesar.

In the freezing cold heart is a lot of time!

Obesity, narrow Peter you are sick, it is greasy scandal.

If you have a pair of forceps 50 feet, it does not affect skeezer [No!

Please do not tell me to start a war, you're not hardcore.

You scratch my face port and starboard one pimp, I hit!

You spend a lot of time in the devil, and I'm sure it's all right.

If you leave the soap in the form of falling paint drop-down rhymes, have a little bit!

Al Capone
Busy people, I'm not the captain crunch, but I'll do a quick.

Johnny Depp has done as fast as possible, and I ruined a pirate!

Yes, this is a great guy, I have syphilis good!

Scurvy-ridden needle full of Bilge rat boat!

I run a sophisticated crime syndicates, to show respect.

Or torn neck, back deck to us directly push the tongue!

Will beat a bitch ass, you will come back and teach them since I was 14.

You're not a tough guy, my kids dress up as for Halloween!

I use a fuse in your hat and you illuminate your friends.

Then burn your yacht down and collect insurance money!

Find your bloated corpse, they will probably start on the beach.

This is Capone you Capping Capisce captain, I want my uterus?

Blackbeard
Valentine's Day Massacre led to your beliefs.

However, I quickly you absorb you will tax evasion.

If I were you throwing knots phone abomination.

So, ready to learn a combination of Davy Jones' locker!

Forty cannon can not stop gangs Queen Anne!

Stealth - rum all, I sold back to profit.

For I Am Legend criminals bad ass name!

You are in his brain fat crime and sexually transmitted diseases!

Al Capone
The Come on, they cut his head, they cut it from the rope.

Legend only you are left, are prohibited by SOAP!

I mean, so many bread crumbs catch rats nest beard.

I was able to stay a month to eat lunch, and ass!

I'm your host's assassin, but slash Edward KENWAY!

Circle difficulty ... I call Al dente.

It takes a little sloop John B's you, go home!

South Carolina State Blackbeard Capwned tell!