User blog:JPhil2.0/Epic Rap Battles of JPhil2.0: Jean Luc Picard vs. Jack Sparrow

Hey Wiki, it's Phil again with a new battle. this battle features Star Trek Captain: Jean Luc Picard, and Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Jean Luc Picard

vs.

Jack Sparrow

BEGIN!!!!

Jack Sparrow
Yo ho! it's the greatest Captain of the seven seas!

Known far and wide, from Tortuga to Cadiz.

There ain't no Data on my ship, except it beat the British fleet.

You'll have to go to Maximum Warp to reach lyrical my speed!

My raps are so deadly, you be in Davy Jones' Locker,

speechless Captain? *pftt* What a shocker?

You should order to abandon ship, just trust me,

when I fire my torpedoes, you won't be spared, savy?

Jean Luc Picard
On screen! Who does this imposter think he's dealing with?

I'll sink his "raft", steal his treasure, and execute him on my bridge!

You think you're tough? You're threats are ineffective.

Beat ya so bad, I'll break the Temporal Prime Directive!

You're a drunken scoundrel, with no moral standard,

I'll Keelhaul you to my Ship, till you call me Commander!

I might spare this Sparrow, just for my amusement.

so Starfleet can label you as a geniune nuisance!

Jack Sparrow
Calm down, Jean I was winning from the start.

Being a Captain certainly isn't for the faint of heart!

I'm sure we can settle this over a sweet bottle 'o Rum,

Little compromise here, and there's just some rules of thumb:

The only rules that really matter are what a man can do and what a man not ought.

So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Jean Luc Picard
I'd rather become borg, than accept your shit offer!

What the hell is wrong with your speech? Man, go see a doctor!

You'll find that Picard rocks harder, than your pirate arder,

and you're certainly not smarter, because I've gotten noticeably farther!

Choose your battle wisely, Sparrow. Captain to "Captain".

Maintain a strong crew and you'll have successful Naval action!

Helmsman, set course for the Alpha Quadrant,

Warp 6, that way my rhymes remain constant!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISOTY!!!

Who won? Jack Sparrow Jean Luc Picard