User blog:Howtobeme/Ep.1: Super Mario vs Ash Ketchum

Ash-

Your arch-enemy is an overweight turtle and yet you still need extra lives

Having to save Toadstool constantly withour being husband and wife

Luigi has more personality and Peach is higher of the tier list

And people have to try to not remeber how your movie exists

I've conquered six regions and am eternally youthful

Whiile you're old and weak since without powerups you aren't useful

Your girlfriend is so ugly that a turtle mistakes her as one of his kind

You must've been somking too many mushrooms cause you're out of your mind

Mario-

You can never win a tornament and win over your rival

You've been around since the 90s and still act like a child

You enslave creatures and force them to fight until one faints

Compared to you Team Plasma are a group of saints

I can breath in space and underwater while you only linger in Japan

With Pocket Monsters saving your skin while fire comes out of my hand

You wish to be the very best but however I'm Nintendo's mascot

You've puny Pikachu has a fear of having to evolve

Ash-

As a baby you were some nuisence who always cried

And by dating Daisy and Pauline at the same time you womanize

2013 was Luigi's year because everybody has had enough

HOW BOUT YOU STAY SILENT LIKE YOUR GAMES AND JUST SHUT THE HELL UP

Mario-

Nobody cares about this wannabe and only watch to see Pikachu

This ten year old geek is biting off much more than he can chew

Normal people learn from their mistakes but you don't

The king of Mushroom Kingdom now kneel before me in my throne

WHOS WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NINTENDO!!!!!!