User blog:Nikki Lee 1999/The Emoji Movie vs Atomic Blonde: Opening Weekend Rap Battles

The Emoji Movie is represented by Gene

Atomic Blonde is represented by Lorraine Broughton

Atomic Blonde
Let's make it quick. I gotta get back to MI6.

I'm the blonde James Bond if Bond was a chick.

Your cast list should get black listed. It's literal shit.

I employ McAvoy, but my reviews aren't Split.

Yours aren't even mixed, they're like zero percent.

You had Patrick Stewert go where DeNiro has went.

And I don't have a hint, how your budget was spent.

But hope selling out was worth a couple of scents.

The Emoji Movie
Atomic Blonde? More like... atomic bomb.

Your lesbo scene made me think of my mom.

You're just so old. You're probably like thirty.

I don't wanna see your wrinkled butt get dirty.

You bit Jolie. But please don't get Salty.

It's not my fault your film looks so faulty.

Memes online hail me as a Christ-like savior.

And oh yeah, we have the better Charles Xavier.

Atomic Blonde
I hang with the Russians, so I have seen some hacks.

But your hack script just advertised app after app.

And when you get past that act, it's still so packed with crap,

That it stacks up to Russia's agitprop, in fact.

You're a bad Inside Out with a whole lot of issues.

Just a sad Wreck-It Ralph with no Felix to fix you.

When asked for the worst, I know people will list you.

At least you have Norm of the North to stand next to.

The Emoji Movie
Calm down granny. Don't have a stroke.

You're acting like your favorite fidget spinner just broke.

No need to croak so close to retirement.

We recycle jokes cuz it's good for the environment.

Lookin at you Kung Fu kick like Bruce Lee.

All them moves and you still can't dab like me. (Dab!)

You a served cold, Cold War refugee.

I'm the face of the future. E-Mo-Ji!

 Who won? The Emoji Movie Atomic Blonde 

 Who will come out on top in the domestic box office next week? The Emoji Movie Atomic Blonde 