Talk:Adam vs Eve/@comment-66.30.253.94-20130208230843

CORRECT LYRICS:

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ADAM!

VERSUS!

EVE!

BEGIN!

Eve:

This battle's gonna end like every argument does

With you kissing my ass and begging me for a run

I made a map, motherfucker, and I'm reading it too

It gives me specific directions on how to fuck with you

I know that you like to think you're so macho

But you smell like ballsacks and nachos

I work while you and your boyfriend Steve

Drink and play sports in a fantasy league

You're as sharp as a stake, that I rub on my lips

So go ahead, take a shot, I'm sure that you'll miss

Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list

If you stopped fucking up I wouldn't have to get pissed

Adam:

My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it

Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?

You crap on everything but can't decide what you want

"I'm hungry", "I'm fat", "I'm cold", "I'm hot"

You call that complex, but yo I call you a mess

You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed

You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that

Got me perfume that smells like "Get the fuck off my back!"

Things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming

Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon

It ain't summer Eve, don't try to play me like a douche

You want a bite of my fruit? Well you can swallow the truth

Eve:

Don't, even, bring up swallow

The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow

One pop, chump, and you're hung like a weasel

Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!

You want alone time? Have it! In fact

Suck your own dick, and shave your own back

That apple's the best thing I've bit so far

And now I see how much of a dick you are

Adam:

I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips?

I was just thinking, yo did I give up a rib for this?

Woman, I just don't know what your problem is

All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!

...

I'm sorry.

Eve:

...I'm sorry, too.

Adam:

Alright, nice!

Eve:

Don't even think about it!

Adam:

Okay, that's fine, we can eat.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC, AW YEAH, RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!