Captain Kirk

"I'm the. Enterprising captain James. Tiberius Kirk."

- Captain Kirk Captain Kirk battled Christopher Columbus in Epic Rap Battles of History 14 and was played by EpicLLOYD.

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James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk is a character from Star Trek who was played by William Shatner. He was born in Riverside, Iowa in the year 2233. He is the only student at Starfleet Academy to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test. He became the youngest captain when he was given command of the USS Enterprise.

ERBoH Bio
I’m. Captain James Tiberius Kirk. Of the. USS Enterprise on the. Television show “Star Trek.” I was. Portrayed by the ravishingly handsome William Shatner. Spoken word artist, ACTOR! And Spokesman for. Priceline.com. On Star Trek. Me and my crew of Spock, Sulu Scotty, Uhura, Chekov and Dr. “Bones” McCoy would. Hurdle through space from. Planet to. Planet. Meeting sexy women and fighting. For our lives against the. Evil Klingon villains. I recorded it all. On my. Captain’s Log. It was. A. Glorious 79 episodes! The show went on. To be. Idolized and spawned five other TV shows and ELEVEN movies. My favorite. Of course! Was “Wrath of Khan,” where I got to shout. “KAAAAAHHNNN!!!” I love acting that loud. I’ll see you. In Space……..the FINAL frontier!

Verse 1:
I'm the Enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk,

Representing Riverside Iowa, planet, Earth,

I hear you call yourself an explorer but I'm just not having it, you...

Discovered a new world that was already inhabited!

Why don't you boldly go somewhere you've never gone before?

Like India, or any destination you've actually set sail for,

You spaghetti eating fuck, how's your spice-rack doing?

I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.

Verse 2:
Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492,

So I can beat this man like it's my job,

We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log,

It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win,

When your weak crew sees me approaching, they'll be like "Dammit, it's Jim!"

I'll double-fist punch you, you slave-making bitch,

Now take your genocidal ass off of my bridge.

Trivia

 * Lieutenant Sulu, a member or Kirk's team on Star Trek makes a brief non-speaking appearance during the video and is played by Jon Na. Spock, played by Omar Gharaibeh, had a bigger non-speaking appearence during the video.