Talk:Rasputin vs Stalin/@comment-5393732-20150111200910

Zach Writing

Stalin:

They're calling this for Stalin, let me kick you in the rectum

You should now prepare to be my next Bolshe-victim

What smells like a poo log? It must be rhymes from you, dog

I got this battle locked up like I threw it in the gulag

You're a gross and creepy scary-eyed weird wizard

Now poff, disappear and conjure up some beard-scissors

I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of pop-off

You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off

I'm majestic, you're a bit thick, I'm not impressed with your magic tricks

I'm sadistic, you're a swift kick, for a mystic with a missed dick

Ask Putin, you've surely lost now

You want beef? (Yes) I've got the whole Mos-cow

Rasputin:

C'mon, bring it on, I'm ready to start brawlin'

I don't mean to Russia but it seems like you're Stallin'

You're just 5'4" but you're failure's epic-sized

You're doing worse in this battle than the farms you collectivized

I'll beat you past the point my magic powers cal heal

Man of Steel? You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal

I'll hand your Georgian ass a true Russian defeat

You would think I'm making Borscht the way I'm crushing these beats

I was poisoned, shot, and beaten, and I still fought back like no sweat

I'm so hard to kill my rap name should be 50 Kopek

I was shot and poised. My assasin's plot, sadistic

But that couldn't stop the mystic. If you think you could, you're optimistic

Lenin:

You used to be my right hand man

Till your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man

Putin (I assume):

We're all Russians, no one's going to get their butt kicked

The way our space program beat NASA's ass with Sputnik