User blog:Howtobeme/Alexander Hamilton vs Andrew Jackson

Damn. It's been three years since I last went on this wiki. Well, if anyone sees this, I recently got back into ERB with Zuck vs Musk and felt the need to write this. This is one my most wanted suggestions now as it features two of the most interesting (in my opinion) personalities in American politics. If anyone reads this, I hope you enjoy.

Epic Rap Battles of History! Alexander Hamilton

vs Andrew Jackson

Begin!

Alexander Hamilton:

What a joke! Me, a founding father

Rappin’ ‘gainst this dirty, dinky clownin’ bother

I’m a scholar, a baller, a lyrical assassin

When Hamilton faces Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson!

Ask Thomas, how I am as a debater

I’ve got fat stacks of smack written on paper

You wrecked the economy, had shit policy

Even John Adam’s presidency had more quality

I was shittin’ on the British while you were just as boy

I paved the way for this country you destroyed

Face it tough guy, this rebel’s too skilled

I can see you’re crying more than the Indians you killed

Andrew Jackson:

Oh Alex, is that all you got?

Coulda dropped dope bars, but you threw away your shot

Ain’t no Washington for you to run behind

Cause trust me bitch, this Dem isn’t kind

I’m an ace in the battle, slaughter foes like cattle

Then chill out in Tennessee with my many chattel

I look at your bank, and I call it corrupt

I payed the national debt that you fucked up

I’m a man of people, a man with no equal

Fans cheer me on when I’m stompin’ out evil

Now, do the fans of your musical know

That you wanted commoners like them, to not vote

Ouch, without Lin, you’re as obscure as Zack Taylor

Go fuck yourself back from where you come, ya traitor

Alexander Hamilton:

So I’m an immigrant, now that’s no lie

But I wouldn’t come to any country ruled by this guy

You claim to fight aristocracy, but the fact remains

Between us two, I wasn’t the one who owned slaves

Maybe you were just too dumb to see hypocrisy

You couldn’t even spell the word, fucking democracy

You take your frat-bud, then put him in your cabinet

Then your spoil system ends whenever Eaton demands it

Eliza, hold my wig, I’m going ham on this person

I’m a rap god, you’re my obedient servant

Are you panicking Jack? It’s just like 1837

Don’t worry I’ll give Rachel a “hi" while we’re in heaven

Andrew Jackson:

While you’re doing that, I’ll meet up with Maria Reynolds

I’ll do her so hard that you’ll wish you just embezzled

Man, you cheated on your wife, and you gave your son advice

Then he shit his way to Weehawken and got cheated of his life

And your boy Alex Jr. became my secretary of state

Together we put an end to everything that you create

I'm worth two of you, look it up on your cash

It’s hurts more than when Laurens smashed your ass

Bitch, you’re a bastard, so don’t try to disparage

Why don’t you resign from the battle as if it was another miscarriage

Grovel at the feet of this commander-in-chief

Hammie, ya got Burrned so bad, you’re roast beef

Who Won? Alexander Hamilton Andrew Jackson