User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ROD SERLING VS. EDWARD CULLEN

Voice-Over: You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mindYou're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of thinga and ideas. You've just crossed over into EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYEDWARD CULLENVSROD SERLINGBEGIN  Cullen: I'm sick of fightingShirt-hating werewolves for a girlSo now I'm gonna spit out rhymesThat are out of this worldYou may have Captain Kirk cameosI'm Edward Cullen, b*tch!Not only that, but I'm a wizardGuess I'm rapping with a witch Serling: You're entering a worldIn fact, another dimensionWhere you'll be beaten to a pulpSo you had best pay attentionYou call yourself a vampire?Well, Dracula's my homie!You were seen in Harry Potter?"Peskipiksi Pesternomi!"

Cullen: If you were smart, you'd stay awayMy epic style might blind youI'll cancel my Netflix accountThe only place I'd find youI stopped a car for my chickI'll just speed them up for youBut don't fret about it, Serling;Bella lacked emotion, too

Serling: Of course I lack emotionMy rhymes gave a good sliceThey shine bright as an eclipseHow 'bout we turn on the lights?You're a disgrace to horror filmsKeep your fangless mouth shutAll your fans will join Team Serling'Cause I kicked your sparkly butt!

 WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?WHO CARES?E-E-E-E. E-E-E-E. E-E-E-E- (to the tune of the Twilight Zone theme)-PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! ~Credit to lyrics to J. McQuiston