User blog:UnstableIsotope42/IRBoIC Scrapped Lyrics 1

Hey! In previous battles there were some lyrics that didn't make the cut. Here are some.

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Verse 1:

Accidental compression, data goes, and SLIP!

I'm memory foam, you're a potato chip.

Verse 2:

Your reputation is none, and soon you'll be gone.

I'm superior! (Even for pictures of hotdogs!)

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Verse 1:

Do us a favor and quit calling yourself a better .gif.

You rid the animation and put the palette past 256.

And if .mng taught us anything...

You're a jealous, frustrated, .gif wannabe!

You'll have to go through Imgur to get to me.

I can see right through you, not just from your transparency!

I can't hear you, your rapping style is too transparent.

Verse 2:

Chalked up on kilobytes, I'mma giga-glutton, baby!

Your extreme perfection is driving me crazy.

Ugh! I can't do this battle anymore, PLEASE!

.gif
Verse 1:

.gif is here for my rightful flows!

Firefox
Verse 1:

Got a chromium bod? I've got titanium rods!

And watch you become the sequel to Microsoft EDGE!

Chrome
Verse 1:

Take notes from a guy who's mostly preferred.

Verse 2:

You're nitty-gritty, I'm much more smoother!

Chrome and Firefox
Verse 1:

Any last resorts? I hate to say it, Netscape?

*Netscape isn't here-* END MY SUFFERING!

Chrome, stop, let's wait out this buffering.

Umm... I doesn't seem to be lessing here...

AOL? No, he's just a messenger.

Internet Explorer
Verse 1:

... I've loaded! I'm finally back!

Now I've got raps and I'm ready to at-

Siri
 Wolfram Alpha is in orange 

Verse 1:

Looks like I'll finally need to find out where to hide a body.

I'm Wolfram "Alpha"! You could then say she's "Beta".

Verse 2:

Google Now shut up!

Clippy
Verse 1:

Looks like you're trying to rap.

You'd better need help with that!

I'd call you HAL 9000!

(If copyright allows it!)