User blog:JaphethMario/Santa Claus vs Headless Horseman. Japheth's Fictional Rap Battles Season 2 Ep. 3

You know what’s ironic about this battle...I can’t celebrate any holiday in this battle, but screw it. If the editing is mess-up well I apologize for that because I suck at editing: P. With that said, Happy Holidays everyone





Santa Claus vs Headless Horseman is the third episode of Japheth’s Fictional Rap Battles Season 2. It features famous Christmas figure, Santa Claus, the ghost of ‘Legend of Sleepy Hallow’, Headless Horseman, Easter mascot, Easter Bunny, the god of desire, Cupid and the main antagonist of the ‘Friday the 13th’ films, Jason Voorhes in a 5 way holiday-theme battle royale.











Location:
Santa Claus :North Pole with his house,

Headless Horseman: Some kind of creepy background with dead trees, full moon and fog

Easter Bunny: Easter Island

Cupid: Stock background of hearts

Jaosn Voorhees: Outside the cabin

Battle:




Santa Claus Verse:
Ho ho ho Santa Claus is coming to town, bringing up the best holiday

With everyone putting up Christmas decorations early, pushing yours away

<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">I’m the leader of the Guardians, you’re just a Grim Tooth Fairy, so you better show me fear

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">Or Santa Claus here to make you redder than Rudolph the red-nose reindeer

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">Here’s a rap about 12 bars of Christmas, which you cannot hold a candle

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">With me spitting sick burns like coal, and cold disses colder than the North Pole

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">I’m friends with Baby New Year, always ending every year with a bang

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">While after Halloween, follows a turkey who cause genocide in the land

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">Your scary Halloween movies get less scary every damn sequel

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">Jump scares only shock those who don’t know true horror like those creepypasta-reading people

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">I bring Joy To The World by giving gifts to everyone and World War I peace

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:red">You give everyone disappointment with your razor blades making their teeth bleed

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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:130%;">Headless Horseman Verse:
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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕; color:#FFC000">This is Halloween <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000"> rapping, so it’s best you don’t mess with me

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">‘Cause your disses are tasteless as fruitcake and they’re weak to my sweet rhymes like a pumpkin

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">Your Home Alone sequels are more milked than any horror films

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕; color:#FFC000">Now I Stole Christmas <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">’s microphone; now it’s the Hallow turn to win by spitting ill

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">Santa is only jolly if he enslaves little people in his little sweatshop

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">And claiming he’s the one who make presents, now that’s a true fact

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">Never let your children to sit on his laps in the mall

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">Or he’ll turn them into his ho ho hoes and they’ll Jingle his Balls

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">And for those a demonize my holiday, deserves to put down to shame

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">‘Cause your blind to worship Santa who anagrams Satan in his name

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">Not so innocent now, you red and white rob wearing dummy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FFC000">You make a mockery to the son from the heavens than the Easter Bunny

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*Easter Bunny pops up in a hole and throes an Easter egg to Headless Horesman*

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Easter Bunny Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">Oh please Horseman, my celebration is superior and I’m putting you two to your end <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">‘Cause I don’t show another non-scary horror flick and Christmas Carol adaptation all over again <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">Even Easter egg hunting makes your songs in your holiday simply a bore <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">Forcefully giving treats to Jehovah’s Witness knocking down your doors <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">First of all Santa Claus, you’re not nice you deserve to write your name in the naughty list <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">‘Cause every Christmas Silent Night you keep stalking on every little kid <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">You got an island that’s name after your holiday that’s only known for plentiful crabs <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">Bitch please my land is for known amazing work of art from massive heads made from rocks <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">And it’s time to insult Horseman who got balls to lose his head <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">Seeking revenge and killing mortals, his an official cliché undead <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">Or maybe his just a Bone-head prankster, tricking his rival at night <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-themeshade:191">But he pushes his jokes too far with him ending Crane’s life <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:#BFBFBF;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-themeshade:191">

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*A mysterious birthday music plays*

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Birthday Cake Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#993300">HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!! AND NOPE!!! THIS CAKE AIN’T TELLING A LIE!!!

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#993300">WHEN EVERYTIME YOU GREW OLDER THE CLOSER YOU WILL DIE!!!

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#993300">HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*Birthday Cake gets shot by a heart shaped arrow*

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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:130%;">Cupid Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%;"><span style="color:rgb(255,102,204);line-height:130%;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">It’s Cupid, stupid, god of desire, expert on finding your future date

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">Well except for this virgin Playboy who will never put his carrot on his mate

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">I will write you my greeting card and send right to you mother fuckers

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">You need to flee away or before is too choco-late to get shots fired when I start a Massacre

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">And you know what? This farmer needs to harvest some better flows

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">I’ve heard better ghost stories in the campfire at Casper the Friendly Ghost

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">And this time it is me who’ll get inside on Santa wife’s chimney

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#FF66CC">‘Cause she prefers my long arrow than your candy cane which is tiny and wrinkly

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">*Mirror breaks a reveal the background for Jason*

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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:130%;">Jason Voorhees V <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:130%;">erse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="color:rgb(0,112,192);line-height:130%;">I thought Valentines was about a saint’s execution and not a naked baby

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">Who created incest back in ancient Greek, and almost got fucked up his lady

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">You better be serious on the bars I’m spitting, ‘cause this is not a prank from April Fools

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">I’ll give you seven years of bad luck; nothing can save ya, not even clovers and Rabbit’s foot

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">I give people more fear than Halloween, even with those vampires and witches

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">‘Cause they’re just lame costume dressed by little weird kids and sexy hot bitches

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">And Christmas is the black cat from this group, ‘because it’s the most unlucky

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:바탕;color:#0070C0">When your holiday is known for ruining Sonic the Hedgehog and Star Wars’ legacy

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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:130%;">Who <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:130%;">Won?:
WHO WON? Santa Claus/Christmas Headless Horseman/Halloween Easter Bunny/Easter Cupid/Valentines Jason Voorhees/Friday the 13th