User blog:DexterMaximus/OGREPOP'S Rap Battle Tourney Audition

Hello, this is my tourney audition (If I get in, I will be terrified, because only every now and then can I think of some...)

Here goes...

OGREPOP's the name, and rapping's my game

I'll put all of my opponents to rap battle shame

I admit it, this tourney will not be easy

But I'm hardcore, don't try to impress or please me

On goes my leather boots, slip on my spiked gloves

But they're just for show, I'm not playing push'n'shoves

I'm crazy, I don't know what I'm doing most of the time

But you do not want to mess with me when I'm in my prime

I concentrate while rapping, I'm in the total zone

I'll hammer you, and batter you, and leave you hurt and prone

So now you see, this small user sets his position

And that's the end of my rap battle tourney audition!