User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Translated Battles of History 2

This time, I translate Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 1.

EPIC TRANSLATED BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Darth Vader!

VS!

Adolf Hitler!!!

BEGIN!

Adolf Hitler:

I am Adolf Hitler! The commander of the Third Reich

Little known fact: the drug mic!

You are Vader, with small boots and Cape

And burnt ass face helmet to cover up!

You have the power to move objects. I really am a force of evil!

I even went back in time and share it with the returned prequel

The reason you look! You're not even a real person!

I would Spaceballs, Rick Moranis version you prefer!

Darth Vader:

You can not rhyme against the dark side of power. Why worry about it?

So many dudes I'm your father, with his mother, who was not even aware of?

Pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick you are

I mustache you to call? Dirty Sanchez on your lip that I call

You women, you're messing with me to remind you

You can do everything that I'm motherfucker who invented it

I'm the original Dark Lord. You're like the sorcerer's apprentice

A piece of shit, and this is one of my stormtroopers look at you as a cloned

Adolf Hitler:

You stink Vader. Your style smells something sour

You need to wash up dawg. Here, step in my shower!

I will turn all your friends against you! Haters just my speeches breed!

What is your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?

Darth Vader:

Suck my robot balls

Now step back and let me freeze yours off!

Gas for your ass a little carbonite bath tap

We'll call Israel's my homeboy. See who got the last laugh

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC TRANSLATED BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Next time, I translate Chuck Norris and Abraham Lincoln.