User blog:Triple-Stabber :P/Oda Nobunaga vs Gordon Ramsay - Rap Battle Thing

Did not expect to finish this rap that quick, not even a week gone. Maybe its because of not writing anything for a long time, or maybe I just know a lot about these two. Oh well, you're here for the rap, so go read it, btw this is also my favourite rap that I have written

The Demon King demands his food to be served immediately!

...Right..Demon King...why don’t you take that sword of yours and shove it right up your pretentious little arse?

You dare challenge the Demon King?

...Alright, well this is my restaurant so why don’t you shut up and fuck off?

Oda Nobunaga
Maybe you would respect me after a decapitation,

Tho I think I’d Dash ahead looking at that abomination.

I’m Nobel-naga with Regalia, feel the Demon King’s Rage,

When I Drag an Electric Storm to drop and rain on your parade.

Now, here’s a recipe for the perfect grinded gears,

First pound the meat and marinate it in red whine for several years.

Then add some salt to this critic, fry with my raps for a minute,

Lastly attack that Narrow gorge, either Escape or watch me win it.

Gordon Ramsay
Tonight on Hell’s Kitchen, looks like Gordon’s playing with fire,

Against a Samurai Warrior who crumbled on his own Empire.

And stealing my words by the book, should’ve been the one that’s caged,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Instead book a seat with your VIPness and turn your page. <span style="color:rgb(50,100,200);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">(o <span style="color:rgb(250,50,100);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">o <span style="color:rgb(50,100,200);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">h <span style="color:rgb(250,50,100);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">h <span style="color:rgb(50,100,200);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">h <span style="color:rgb(250,50,100);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">h)

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Now to add you to the menu as a three course meal,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">As for starters, get this Master to Class him because he’ll.

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Mainly be torched like Honno-Ji when I speak or spiel,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">And lastly, you will be deserted by your bleak ordeals.

Oda Nobunaga
<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">The unifier of Japan commands demotion of this Ranger,

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Losing matches will cost an arm and a leg of this rager.

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">From F Words and ref works to censoring himself. This guy

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Dropped the ball, such “Genius” became a Master-Chef in disguise.

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Nobunaga knows his targets suck, even when his food bombs,

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">I’ll drop Nobu-Nagasaki on pretentious Grey Poupons.

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">And when your mood drops, like coupons, cheap tactics to earn some views,

<span style="color:rgb(200,0,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Have no flow with little flames, I see you’re nothing but reduced

Gordon Ramsay
<span style="color:rgb(250,150,0);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Welcome back, as you can see, Gordon’s now having the Passion,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">For a Flavourful victory for guaranteed satisfaction.

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Battled to show guns while your best friend stole your Ambition,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Korean monkey business? This kitchen has better cooperation!

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Advances aren’t straight at all, it’s like you fucking have no rhymes,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Playing with critters? You’re a joke like the Warriors franchise.

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">This is Hell’s Kitchen, Foolish Demon, you’ll be burnt to utter fuck,

<span style="color:rgb(100,150,230);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">Slayed this Demon, served him on the platter. JP! Order up! <span style="color:rgb(150,150,150);font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:normal;">(ding!)

Who won? Oda Nobunaga Gordon Ramsay Tie, too good

Jesus, still. My favourite lines is still the couplet about books in Ramsay's first verse cuz there's like 5 double meanings in there, I love it

Also, scrapped lyrics?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10-QaPgUcLrjbOOuwaRDpNqIev_vyEjpQWx_aWQIwJuY

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