User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything: It's Almost Over

Season 1 is almost over

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

ROBBIE ROTTEN

VS

STINGY

BEGIN

Robbie Rotten

 * beat stops*

Have you ever been a real villain?

Robbie Rotten's Clones
Nope.

Robbie Rotten
Well, you're in for a ride


 * beat starts*

Listen closely you selfish bitch

I'm gonna teach you a couple of villain tricks

They call me Robbie Rotten cause my raps are Rotten

This sick shit won't be forgotten

That isn't your fucking triangular sign.

I don't know what's creepier, you or Herobrine

Listen up man, here's the deal

You slipped and sliced on this battle like a banana peel

Stingy
Everything is mine, except this stupid prick

Your little meme song can't compare to this

Once you hear my name, you know I'm damn Stingy

While your autistic clones are just plain cringy

Everything here is mine, mine, mine

Acting like a pedophile, that ain't fine

Here's a little lesson in trickery:

Stingy just demonstrated asskickery

Robbie Rotten
The Mine Song, but Stingy is gay

Everything isn't yours, from here to thataway

When I say go, throw the net at Spartacus

Don't throw it at me you stupid bitch!

Stingy
After I fuck you up, this battle's gonna get Ziggy

Ziggy
Hey, my sweets!

Stingy
After this verse, you'll be fucking dead meat

Its LazyTown, but I'm not damn lazy

Even 2 year olds fucking know your god damn crazy!

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAAAP BATTLES OF OF OF OF EVERYTHING

Hey!

Epilogue
Robbie Rotten: We blew it again!

Robbie Rotten Clone #1: Hey, there's always next time!

Robbie Rotten: That plan will work, and I will slaughter Stingy in a rap battle.

there's gonna be a season 2