User blog:Wunderwaffe 42/Galileo Galilei vs Carl Sagan. A Random Rap Battle.

K so I'm a terrible rapper and a horrible English abuser but did this anyway for fun. Cover blatantly stolen from L4S.

The Battle
The Beat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

CARL SAGAN!!

VERSUS!!!

GALILEOOO GALILEIIII!!

BEGIN!!!

Galileo Galilei (0:22)
I'm observing the Cosmos, and what comes up in my sight?

It's a creepy pothead thinking he could beat me in my might!

I've seen wonders through my telescope,

Got accused and banned by the Pope!

But my theories, those I never gave up,

I'm the bravest man of Renaissance, yup!

Never mess with the master of planetary motion!

I'll drown you to the Shores of the Cosmic Ocean!

Apple made a fool of you, I'll do that too,

Explode you like your first marriage blew,

One can't find intelligence from space, let alone from you!

Carl Sagan (0:44)
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch,

Better not... get your ass beat in this match!

You'll be done when I diss you with billions and billions of raps!

And I'm glad that the church banned you and your egocentric crap!

They gave you custody for your crimes,

While I sent aliens golden signs,

Now you face a giant of modern times,

Stop dropping balls, try dropping rhymes!

All your life's illegitimate: your kids, theories and books!

And only your work on sunspots was Messier than your looks!

Galileo Galilei (1:06)
Those were shitty rhymes, are you even Dryan?

You made an impact? I'm not buing!

You must be higher than the horizon,

I'd rather face Neil deGrasse Tyson!

I proved that world is not the center of the celestial globe,

While your only successful theory was proven by the Galileo probe!

Carl Sagan (1:17)
I inspired an entire generation, told that space is mysterious!

And winning is your aspiration? Bitch, you can't be Sirius!

I made the public smarter, I'll make you too,

With this little fact I bet you knew,

My beam of raps just made you lose!

It went straight through, and yet it moves!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Poll
Who Won? Galileo Galilei Carl Sagan