User blog:Panchamp98/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS! Jinx VS Pinkie Pie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PANCHAMPIONS!

 JINX

 VS

 PINKIE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

 BEGIN!

 Pinkie Pie:

HI, my name is Pinkie Pie, don’t Get Excited, I’ll kick your rump,

but come on, let me make Cupcakes out o- I mean for you chump,

you’re a criminal rookie, you brought mayhem to Pilltover City,

a new champion, that’s what you are, you’re as mean as Rarity’s kitty,

you gotta die sometime, Smile, it’s called gun play, you bore me,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll chomp you like Gummy, he’ll leave you screaming like a banshee,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m like a Surprise to you Jinx, don’t I scare you like any other girl,

<p class="MsoNormal">my first verse is done, didn’t make you laugh? I put you in a swirl

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Jinx:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh look, I’m opening my box of care! Oh wait, there’s nothing in it,

<p class="MsoNormal">let’s just behave… said no one ever, Pinkie, are you really legit?

<p class="MsoNormal">I feel like I forgot to shoot something, oh yeah, that’s right, your face,

<p class="MsoNormal">you twisted you neck, shouldn’t you be dead right now? I destroy with grace,

<p class="MsoNormal">breaking the fourth wall is all you’re good for, and some other acts,

<p class="MsoNormal">seriously though Pinkie, calm down, take a bomb to the face and relax,

<p class="MsoNormal">I brought guns to a verb fight, I suggest you run right now, just a thought,

<p class="MsoNormal">but seriously, duck, that will help you against me dramatically, not

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Pinkie Pie:

<p class="MsoNormal">Come on, why won’t you Smile? You can be like my friends, I can make you,

<p class="MsoNormal">good job on making an enemy with Vi, you caused quite the hullabaloo,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re gonna Get Jinxed if you end up somehow winning ahead of me,

<p class="MsoNormal">just look at your clothes doll, you look like a washed up no good internee,

<p class="MsoNormal">my face? now now, don’t be mean, we wouldn’t need to hear that remark,

<p class="MsoNormal">did I tell you that I can buck you down to bits? Look at Shed.mov’s cutie mark

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <h2 class="MsoNormal">Jinx:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m trying to care but I just can’t! Back off, you kill me with your antics,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m going on a killing rampage, so I suggest that everbody PANIC!

<p class="MsoNormal">now to that verse that you just spat, Ask me if I’m listening, hint: I’m not,

<p class="MsoNormal">you really think you’re good but you as lame as My Little Pony’s plot!

Who won? Pinkie Pie Jinx