User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Columbus vs. Captain Kirk

Christopher Columbus
Farewell before the fighting began, please leave ima!

The captain knows the cause will win in the end: "We are!

I imagine a real explorer to deal with it.

I will in the next generation they are bad, it is not so much beat it!

So, put it, I klingon language ignorance.

I dug a hole in rhyme, ears, like The Wrath of Khan!

I want to raise my sword through Sulu, I have cut a ground-breaking necks!

Check the price of the hotel, please take a look at Hulu's fat ass!

Captain Kirk
I, enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk

I represent Riverside Iowa, planet ...... Earth.

They call themselves explorers, but I, I, I did not hear it ...... you have

I found that you had on a new world!

Why do not you go to a place you've never been brave like India, you like that?

Or you've set sail is actually a goal.

As a spice rack you do, you can fuck eat noodles?

I will breath a little something in his spaceship, canoeing fun.

Christopher Columbus
You know, you do not wrap it fun for you.

This is the kind of person to set your brain dizzy!

I am a historical fabric, you are a fictional stain!

The flag stick your ass, I would say Spain!

Captain Kirk
I can get this guy, and I-beams in 1492, Mr. Spock, how to beat my work, back to him.

We tell you how to love my captain Isabella minutes.

There is no way you can win, you have Kobayashi.

Team when you're close to me, they shit weak "will be like, this is Jim!"

I double-fist punch, I introduce you to bitch slave

Now, get your ass genocide except my bridge.