User blog:Mothtastic/Zinnia vs N

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKÉMON!!!

ZINNIA

VS

N!!!!!!

BEGIN!

Zinnia:

Dear Aster, I'll drop these party clothes and switch back to my own,

And show this shy orphan a powerful Megastone!

I'm the great Draconid successor, doing the immoral to protect planet Earth,

Nabbing all the Mega Stones, not caring about their worth.

Rayquaza would wake up, the prophecies had mentioned,

to stop the destructive comet I was destined.

You dare to spar with the almighty Delta Queen?

Well guess what, I'll show your Tao gray some Weather green!

N:

I traveled the world and sought after  ideal,

But came back to enlighten youngsters in a ferris wheel.

No nasty niche niece will beat master N,

I'll buy your life story with just a measly yen.

Joined the bad guys but you both fucked it up,

Allowed a kid to catch the dragon like some lil' pup.

Watch me skate and dart over your fairy tale,

Because ultimately it was all an epic fail!

Zinnia:

Enlightenment and fairy tales?, please,

You're like a mouse that got betrayed by a piece of cheese.

Ghetsis raised you your entire life,

Just to stab you in the back with a knife.

Yes yes, you were there to stop him twice,

but ultimately it was the avatar that used the dna splice.

I'll leave you in ruïns like your castle,

Rap you out with verses oh so facile.

N:

Rap me out? That's just an illusion.

I'll show you the truth with this final conclusion.

Break your zen with some sheer force,

And singlehandedly change the comet's course.

I'll stamp this on your forehead, you got owned by N,

No worries with the clothes, you'll always look like a man.

I'll fly off and leave a giant chasm in your heart,

so you'll remember your existence was just history's fart.

WHO WON???

Thank you for reading once again. I would love to hear your (constructive) feedback :)