User blog:Element K/YouTube vs History - Noah Webster vs Jacksfilms

Greetings! This is the second battle of YouTube Vs History, a battle between the lexicographer and textbook pioneer Noah Webster against the YGS, PMS and YIAY comedian and YouTube personality John Douglass, better known as jacksfilms. Let’s see who works the English language better, let’s get straight to it! http://www.epistra.com/beats/87-agressive/108-warofhate

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I got lazy to make the rap meanings. If I find motivation to do it, I'll post it soon but for now, any weird lyrics, feel free to ask in the comment section below.





























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<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Noah Webster:

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re kidding right? I pioneered the English language

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now I’m in rap fight with the languid and the languish

<p class="MsoNormal"> Jackleg Jackass with his Jackask and Jack Daniels

<p class="MsoNormal"> With Jack-shit but YouTube channels in shambles

<p class="MsoNormal"> But at least you put your film degree to use, psych!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Play this bitch like cards with gold bars; tetra Klondike

<p class="MsoNormal"> This is Jack’s biggest Challenge and I assure you it’s on

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hope a hard verse can come out of your comment section

<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Jacksfilms:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Hmmm, Yesterday I Asked You, “Who created English?”

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’d say best answer but your only answer was “The British”

<p class="MsoNormal"> And Noah fence but your claim to fame was written amiss

<p class="MsoNormal"> Edit Webster’s bio in a fitting way: “Omg who did this?”

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re archaic and you’re ancient and oddly complacent

<p class="MsoNormal"> Giving books to read for illiterates expecting some changes

<p class="MsoNormal"> YouTube makes it cutthroat for your huge compilation gimmick

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can try your best but fall short like your dick-tionary

<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Noah Webster:

<p class="MsoNormal"> You want to bring up cutthroat? Try the wars we fought hard,

<p class="MsoNormal">   Built a great nation now run by a bunch of media retards

<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Jacksfilms:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Roses are red... John Cena is invisible,

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re a snobby teacher on a D.I.Y. pedestal!

<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Noah Webster:

<p class="MsoNormal"> That point is really void, at least I was employed

<p class="MsoNormal"> And not some parental disappointment of a boy

<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Jacksfilms:

<p class="MsoNormal"> I got cool content; eight out of eight, don’t hate,

<p class="MsoNormal"> I got a wide array of cool content like loot crate 

<p class="MsoNormal"> And even if I light switched it up, I still got it in the bag

<p class="MsoNormal"> ‘Cause this match-up’s unbalanced like a Nepali Flag (Bich!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> Smashed Mouth with the now Black-and-Blue-Backed-Speller

<p class="MsoNormal"> Cool-cool, another clean-up for Jack City, m’fucker

<h3 class="MsoNormal"> Noah Webster:

<p class="MsoNormal"> Fore, heads-up! This is going zero to a hundred real quick

<p class="MsoNormal"> “Alright, could be nice” to “Unnecessary boring one-trick”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Just like Erin or your channel, no fun engagement in this battle

<p class="MsoNormal"> No five second wait, I’m leaving before more advertising chattel

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YOU DECIDE!


WHO WON? Noah Webster Jacksfilms