User blog:Lil Jon, the crunk god/My diss towards MC Johnny LA

You represent Los Angeles? Well, I represent the planet,

After I'm done with this terrible MC, he'll be mashed up like granite.

When we see a troll like you, we laugh at it and ban it.

Lay it out across the floor and stamp it.

Jam it, slam it, throw it across the planet.

Dammit.

You suck, Johnny boy.

When you came to the wiki, we played with  you like a little toy.

We'll abduct you like you're Helen of Troy.

You can Chica-go like the capital of Illinois.

When you leave we'll express joy.

All you do is annoy.

I'll give you dark green bruises like bok choy.

The mods and administrators of this wiki, I will deploy

They will block your sorry ass so you are destroyed

And even if you come back as a decoy

We'll still figure out you're just a ploy.

Also, you're probably an SP.