Talk:Artists vs Turtles/@comment-98.222.132.11-20140713141554

Cowabunga dudes, so let's get it on. Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance. We got the classical technique to get these three-toed freaks back under the streets. I take a turtle and turn him into mincemeat. You don't really wanna step to Da Vinci. I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow. So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello.

Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle. Wouldn't want to touch you with a 6 foot chisel. Born in goop, raised in poop, I slice through a ??? just like fruit, oops.