User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/Untitled-A Rap

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spoken:

eh fuck it

i suck at rapping

dicks?

dicks.

Rap
I destroy beats

faster than track meets

I'm the asian MC,

raps so fat, they have MSG

I'm small like Dewey from Malcom in The Middle

I fry other shit rappers like a new griddle.

I wrap rappers in a lyrical tin foil

Put em' in the pot, watch their skin boil.

Yah, boy, my lyrical structure more fucked up than my brain.

Press X for rhymes to come down hard, call it Heavy Rain.

David Cage ain't got shit, call me Mr. Fuccboi

My rhymes make people so salty, call them soy

Breakin' kayfabe ain't my kind of thing, wrestling ring

The Rock-tier, rock hard like I was the Thing

Check it out, man, I'm not a great rapper, or the greatest lyricist

My raps are cancer, they bomb buildings, they're the reason ISIS exists.

I'm like Mr. Midas, I'm a hipster titan

Contagious like a bad case of Hepatitis.

I'll make a bad racist joke anyday

Why not? The Jews'll steal it anyway.

Dicks with the HIV, H, I see, I can't read.

Reddit karma, good owner with the deed.

Bomb harder than America during a time of crisis

Just letting you fucks know, I ain't the nicest.