User blog:Tkid115/Superman vs Goku. Epic Rap Battles of Comics Season 1

Dat hiatus tho. Promise, I'll get this going again. I have all summer after all. B)

Anyways, I've got something special for you guys. Goku, the tenacious Super Saiyan, versus Superman, the Man of Steel. You all knew this was coming! It was ineveitable! But shoutout to Lexi for convincing me to do this! Anyways, let's start this legendary battle!

Cast:
Ray William Johnson as Goku (Super Saiyan God Blue denoated in blue )

EpicLLOYD as Superman

Nice Peter as Vegeta / Piccolo (cameos)

Dante Cimadamore as Shazam (cameo)

Beat - Underground (Produced by Underdog Beatz)

Introduction:
Announcer (0:11)

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
            

BEGIN!!!
                

Battle:
Goku (0:22):

Straight from Planet Vegeta, it's the tenacious legend!

This Son will rise first, the "S" on your chest stands for SECOND.

I'll kaka-CRACK your Kryptonian skull; you're not a "super" man!

You're just super-bland! Man, I'd rather fight Shazam!

Don't step to Goku! (KAIO-KEN!) This Saiyan's going insane!

Now YOU! Since the forties, your powers have been the SAME.

We'd face off AGAIN?! Didn't think you had the audacity.

''Man of Steel? ''Gohan nearly broke the strongest steel in the galaxy!

Spirit Bomb your Hall of Justice!

I know you'll say a "hammer-pants" joke, but little Kal-El just can't touch this!

Compared to MY friends? Haha! 'Sup. You're just a tight-wearing loser.

I am the the hope of the universe! Step back; this Saiyan's going SUPER!

Superman (0:55):

Going "super"? Ha! Like you deserve that title!

We've already settled this. I beat you down and that's FINAL!

Go back to brawling with your purple lizard man. And have fun,

playing with bugs, and chewing up a giant piece of gum!

Sent from Krypton to Earth, as a protector to humans!

A power-house! This carrot couldn't lift the mountains I'm movin'.

Your animation isn't fluent. Your series has been ruined,

and now your raps against ME are worse than Evolution!

Bring it, Go-Kong! I'll mess up a primate way past his prime.

Not even your new movies will save your franchise THIS time!

Watch as your "Z-Warriors" get beaten by the "S-Man"!

Can the Man of Tomorrow win this again? Hell -

Citizens:

-YES, MAN!

Goku (1:27):

(goes Super Saiyan God Blue)

You play dirty, huh? Witness the power of a GOD!

I'm hitting nerves with you, Clark. Wanna snap my neck? Zod!

Kamehameha this comic "king" 'till nothing remains,

cause' dang, your rhymes were shitty. Just like half of your games!

Superman (1:38):

I don't need forms like you. I'm not a level attainer.

My chances of winning this are wide, like Bulma's Time Chamber! (Ha!)

Brainiac! Or brains, lack-there-of,

I'm historical! Your something only nerdy Otaku's could love!

Announcer:

WHO WON?!!!

WHO'S NEXT?!!!

YOU DECIDE!!!

'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC! (transfroms the logo golden) RAP BATTLES OF COMICS!!!!!!!!!'



WHO WON?!!! Goku Superman