User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 15: Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum

Welcome to the season 1 finale of Metal Rap Battles, today we have the most original suggestion ever. Enjoy~ <3

Ash:
A wild Fossil has appeared to try and battle me

Daddy payed your voyage, I paved my own journey

Getting a brand new bandage and getting Poke collective

Eradicate you to Ash and my lines are super effective

You were buried near Newton, but couldn’t match his art

Your journals and findings are a bigger fail than your heart

Picking me as the very best? That’s just natural selection

Might as well Galapago because you’re unknown

Professor Oak:
Now what’s your name again?

Charles Darwin:
All aboard the boat, I have a new theory of how I Dar-win

First I propose, that I have the stats and now the bout can begin

The Origins of Ash’s demise started when he stepped to me

Data shows you can’t beat the Elite and can’t even get a lady

You could never survive with the fittest, just ask your rivals

Spat rhymes hotter than a U-nova when I made my arrival

I changed mankind, but you being Sinowned is what I bestowed

Conclusion, I have landed on my awaited Victory Road

Ash:
I’m a Pokerap God, you have flow slower than a Tortoise

Mind sharper than Finches, Pikachu! I choose you to spit a diss!

Pikachu:
Dropping bolts faster than you out of Med School!

You’re the prime example of monkeys, you unbiological fool!

The only thing your theory did was create a mob of Christians!

Volt tackling you and having a flow sicker than your children!

Ash:
Dexter! Analyze and destroy him, so that he’ll stop fussing

Dexter:
Darwin, the crazy old man who was hitched to his cousin

Charles Darwin:
You’re just 4Kids and to my statistics you’re really overrated

The Descent of Mankind, went wrong when you were procreated

Been ditching your friends much worse than your Butterfree

You May think you’re the best, but your skill level is Misty

I’m at my Max, while your yellow rodent couldn’t beat a Snivy

Blast you away like Team Rocket, I made an Evolution to history

Red is a much better trainer, All of the species? You couldn’t catch em

Thinking you can top the highest of the chain? Try growing up Ketchum

Who Won??? Ash, Oak, Pikachu, Dexter Charles Darwin