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The Three Stooges vs Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. Mega Rap Battles of Jakestory 3 The third installment of Mega Rap Battles of Jakestory. It features the originators of slapstick comedy, The Three Stooges against the animated slapstick troublemakers, Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Give me constructed criticism, please. And, as always, enjoy!

The Beat: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ReF6iQ7M5_A

The Cast

•Alex Farnham as Moe Howard

•Nice Peter as Larry Fine

•EpicLLOYD as Curly Howard

•Nice Peter as Ed and Edd (voice)

•EpicLLOYD as Eddy (voice)

The Battle

MEGA RAP BATTLES OF JAKESTORY!!!!

CURLY!

LARRY!

AND MOE!

VS!

ED!!!

EDD!!!

AND EDDY!!!

BEGIN!!

(The Three Stooges start at :24. Continue the battle from there.)

The Three Stooges

Moe:

Welcome to the end, the name is Moe Howard

Stapstick gods vs a block head, sock head, and a greedy coward

The best you're known for is that you guys are prankers

We'll scare you, make you run for the hills, call us the Kankers

You're always shaking, guys, were your animators on crack?

If that's true, then your rhyming will also be pretty whack

We'll stuff you in a cul-de-sack and beat you with a Plank

Your skills are just like Ed's room, they really stank!

Larry:

With the flow from Moe, things can start to get scary

When you step to the mic against the fine Larry

Show respect, move that hat in the presence of lords

We're legendary and well known, you just got one Emmy Award

I'm a boxer, I lyrically and literally knock you geeks out

When you're around your friends, everyone freaks out

I'll crunch you up like Chunky Puffs and leave you all crabby

Your whole show is as believable as the stories of Bobby Blabby

Curly:

Yo, I can get mean and I can get surly

You unleashed an rap monster inside Curly

Ed, take a bath, you stink to high heaven

Your scams don't fool us, who do you think we are, Kevin?

My lyrics are amazing and they make a big racket

They're as sick as the rotten candy in Ed's jacket

I answered all questions now but most importantly,

Will the Stooges win this rap battle? Soitetly!

Moe and Larry:

Laurel & Hardy? The Marx Brothers? We're better than all of 'em!

Larry and Curly:

We're getting movie deals from Columbia and MGM

The Three Stooges:

Dorks, morons, and geeks, you're known as all

We'll be like you, break your jaws and the fourth wall!

The Eds

Ed:

It's big Ed starting now, you just made a mistake

You can't spit disses, we'll defeat you, give or take

The only chickens I hate are you three, don't mean to boast

To think you'll win, your brains must be buttered toast

You replaced Curly more times than Rolf names his sheep

You're boring me, Stooges, I'm falling asleep

The Eds will win, that is the deal, see?

Pack up your stuff and head back to Ted Healy

Edd:

The way you fools rhymed really dismayed me

You disgust me worse than Ed's obsession with gravy

We're the Ed-ification of com-Ed-y and tomfoolery

Burn you worse than Larry's arm when he made jewelry

Organization is key when we kick your butts

We'll stomp you and scald you with Soup to your Nuts

Have a stroke of bad luck worse than Kook's Tour

Your raps sucked, compared to us, they're inferior

Eddy:

You think we give a Shemp about you or your style?

When it comes to hilarity, we go the extra mile

The class act con-man will make you cry to your mother

You keep saying you'll beat us, you sound like my brother

You fell for our rap trap, I see your money, so gimme!

You've dressed up like women, that's fruitier than Jimmy!

If we can't beat you, we'll show off, which ever one works

You just lost to three kids, now who are the dorks?

The Eds:

You never had ladies, we got kissed by Nazz

Curly, you need some medicine, don't be such a spazz

The battle's almost over, so you better get ready

To be the laughingstock who fell to Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy!

Moe:

Your flow was absolutely horrible, I mean it was errant

Larry:

You had as many good lines equal to the screen time of your parents

Curly:

So, Lummox, Double Dummy, and Loudmouth, this fight's concluded

The Three Stooges:

With another victory on the side of the Stooges!

Ed:

You ended your verses and proved you were haters

Edd:

We've dropped you more times than we name drop our creator

Eddy:

We destroyed these "legends" and we showed no mercy

The Eds:

So go buy us some jawbreakers when you get back to Jersey!

WHO WON?!?!

WHO'S NEXT?!?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

MEG!

A!

RAP!

BATT!

LES OF JAKESTORY!!!!

Who won? The Three Stooges Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy