User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Guy Fawkes Vs The Scarlet Pimpernel

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

GUY FAWKES!

VS....

THE SCARLET PIMPERKNEL!

BEGIN!

GF
UN GAURDE! it's guy fawkes about to rip this pussy willow's head off,

your a pansy comapred to me nothing to be scared of,

your a fantasy more tragic them romeo and juliet,

i easily beat you in a battle that's a safe bet,

you a failed hero like your spoof played by daffy duck,

so your a lover of romance so what i don't give a fuck,

i started an army online,

it's v for vendetta your head is mine,

causing anarachy in the city of lamour,

and let's face it your chances of winning are poor,

SPN
Listen here i'm a true hero i was played ounce by bruce campbell,

your a terroist if i ever saw one go to hell,

although you were hanged so they already did it for me,

i will win this battle with ease,

you better listen here mr.fawkes,

you will find that i am quick as a fox,

you beating me pfft that's crazy,

i am one of the legendary swashbucklers drop to your knees,

i wear red so they don't see me bleed call me scarlet deadpool,

i will humiliate you and make you look like a fool,

GF
HA! you american's make puny insults that don't effect me at all,

i will serve your head deep fried and hang your hat on my wall,

i could make you into a cake but you costume did it for me,

what do you have that i don't cause atleast i have an army,

annomously violating a woman's vagina,

have a headache? here take some viagra,

your old news your faux when compared to guy fawkes,

you are  no zorro pimperknel  your a zero compared t the great guy fawkes,

ou'll gonna get locked up in fort knox,

you are under arrest under key and lock,

SPN
well that was rude i knew your people were cowards but i didn't  knew you lacked grace,

now see here i will mess up your face,

your a pepe le pew of rapist now now and leave no trace,

now way am i bowing to you your movie was like a mid century micheal bay,

i have had enough of you today,

your legacy is being put to waste,

anonymous is dead time for a fresh face,

go back to your cafe your coffee house reject,

cause my comeback is in full effect,

atleast i got women and let me tell you i indeed get wet,

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S EPIC! *SWINGS SWORD* RAP BATTLES!!!