User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo 500098/Epic Lab Battle-Kirby vs Duke Nukem

EPIC LAB BATTLES OF HISTORY

KIRBY

VS

DUKE NUKEM!

BEGIN!

Nukem's First Verse
I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum.

So, it's time to wipe the floor with this kiddy, pink scum.

It's Time to Kill Kirby, Mass Attack his ass!

Curbstomp this childish, little pink mass.

Hail to the King, Kirby, I'd conquer Dreamland.

I beat aliens from space with bare fuckin hands!

It'll be a Peace of Cake to beat you, so Let's Rock!

Your main power is sucking, right? Why don't you suck my cock?

Kirby's First Verse
coming soon(five minutes)