User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.31: Neil Armstrong vs Buzz Lightyear

Season 3 starts today!

And we're kicking off with a Big Bang!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

NEIL ARMSTRONG

VS

BUZZ LIGHTYEAAAAAR

BEGIN!

Neil Armstrong

Not Lance or Louis, it's me Neil Armstrong.

Rapping against a plastic toy, who ain't even got a dong.

China makes you cheap, but even cheaper in Hong Kong.

Speaking in spanish, WHAT! Did you hit the magic bong?

You're a rip off of me, I invented your character.

This rap battle wouldn't make sense, if I was a barrister.

Just let Woody go, should've left him in Al's suitcase.

No need to back chat to the man first in outer space.

Buzz Lightyear

The Eagle has landed. I'm the boss of Star Command.

This rap battle needs to stop before it gets out of hand.

I'm the real astronaut. I'm here to take the cake.

Go back to Hollywood, we all know the moon landings are fake.

This includes both missions of Gemini and Apollo 11.

Don't call me Zurg, but I want you to die straight up to heaven.

Houston, we have a problem. I don't want you to respond.

I've seen the moon more than once, to infinity to beyond.

Neil Armstrong

It's one small step for toy, one giant leap for mankind.

My footprint on the moon! Does that spring to mind?

Noone needs a battery Booster to deafeat this alien race.

Mira just told me, she never liked you in the first place.

Buzz Lightyear

Just like Stinky Pete, I'm the villian that you see.

I'm just part of the highest grossing movie trilogy.

This rap battle is almost as long as getting ready for liftoff.

Now why don't you shut up, and just Buzz the fuck off.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

