Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky/Rap Meanings

Tony Hawk:
I can skate better than this church boy turd can!

Not cash money, it's just Wayne vs Birdman!

You got your whole league to protect and adore you,

So which goon's gonna take this battle for you?

(Ooh) I'm the dude that blew up extreme sports!

That nose looks like you've seen some extreme snorts!

'''I mean, look at that thang! That slope is gigantic!'''

Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic!

Now, that ice underneath you will get melted into water,

When I hit you with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter!

You're old and you're basic, your talent is fading!

And Oiler alert: you're about to get traded!

I drop rhymes like I'm dropping into a half-pipe!

I'll grass this asswipe pitcher like a hash pipe!

Keep your mittens on, Gretzky, you're too clean!

I got this covered like gravy on poutine!

Wayne Gretzky:
That verse was rough, damn Tony!

'''So let me smooth it out like I'm a damn zamboni! (Yeah!)'''

I'm the greatest ever when I play hockey!

But on the microphone, I don't play, Hawky!

It's a street fight, so show some respect!

If you don't, then you'll catch a slapshot to the deck!

And I take a Flyer down, bird, you're getting wrecked!

So you best prepare for a live moment cross-check!

Hey, let me tell you what putting a puck in a net's worth,

'''Double what you're thinkin' 'bout! Check my net worth,'''

And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for Wayne!

You're on your fourth wife, talk about the X Games!

There is one big trick that you ever did,

That you got outspun by a twelve year-old kid!

'''Oh, you like finger flips? Tap out one of these!'''

Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees!

Tony Hawk:
'''Great one, Wayne! Let me say something, Wayne!'''

I got 99 problems and you ain't one, Wayne!

You'll catch a pop shove it to the mullet if you tip me!

Your friends are like my swimming pools, bruh, empty!

Wayne Gretzky:
Then stop the kickflips and McTwists!

You'll be speechless after three periods, like an ellipsis!

This goofy-footed geek's straight getting smoked!

Got you down on your kneepads, sorry 'bout the deepthroat!

Tony Hawk:
'''Man, you should hit the buzzer 'cause it's time to change lines! '''

You put that joke at the top shelf of lame rhymes!

Playin' typical sports, I use centripetal force!

While you prance around in four pound ninety diaper shorts!

I try to watch you on TV but I can't see the puck!

Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams Mighty Suck!

I tell kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do!

I put more soul than skating on ???!

Wayne Gretzky:
I know, let's talk about athletic achievement!

You and I have so many world records between us!

184! That's plenty of them!

And I set 183 of them!

'''I'm disputed and refuted! G-O-A-T!'''

You've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3!

And I'm too far ahead of you to catch up!

For true sports fans, this was finished as soon as they heard the matchup!