User blog:MrAwesome300/Mr. Conductor vs. Creepybacon. Terrible Rap Battles of History 3

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

TBONE

VERSUS!

CREEPYBACON!

BEGIN!

Tbone
You fool! I fetch the bone, but you can't bring it back!

You know why? Because you're stupid! And you're bacon!

And not tasty bacon! You're creepy, like pasta!

I'm great! But I'll report you for being bacon!

Bacon shall not be on the internet! Rule declared!

I'm an awesome guy! I get boners! From hot women! You're bacon!

Creepybacon
Long live Obama! Bacon's yummy! Om nom! Bacooooon!

You don't know how great bacon is! Because you're just a bone!

Up is the opposite of down! High's the opposite of low!

I'm bacoooon! Eat meeeeee!

I'm the best breakfast choice at Bob Evans! You're the best breakfast to dogs!

I'm not creepy, you are! Go f*ck yourself! I'm bacon!

Tbone
Dude! I hate you more than I hated Hawk!

Speaking of hate, I hate breakfast! And bacon! And you! I rule!

I'm gonna win! I'm a bone! And I build dominoes!

I bet you can't build dominoes! You only order Domino's!

I was blocked because people couldn't handle my epic-ness!

You're bacon! And creepy! And UGH! I'm great!

Creepybacon
Your line sucked! I don't, because I'm bacon!

Aahhh! Obama rules, he's the first black president!

Biden's also a boss! Because he likes bacon! That's me!

But George Bush kinda sucks! Bacon! BACON!

You're too scared to eat bacon! It's too good!

By the way! I'm bacon! Did you know that?

(An anonymous figure kicks the background open!)

DID SOMEBODY SAY GREATNESS?

George W. Bush III
Yo, bitches! It's the third George to be a presidential Bush!

I'll beat your ass harder than my dad beat Gore! I'm the greatest!

You, you little Tboner! Let me show you some respect!

Kick your ass and serve you a 3 year block! I'll be the choice to elect!

And you, Bacon! I love bacon! But you're just a 9 year old troll!

Don't back sass my dad, or I'll back sass your fat ass!

Meatholl loves me! That's great! He's a sloth!

And I'm a Bush! That's cool! I must leave to win the election!

NOBODY WON, BITCH Tbone Creepybacon George W. Bush III