User blog:DemonicBeast/Pikachu vs Meowth - Pokemon Rap Battles Reboot Season 1



WAZZUP! DemonicBeast here, and welcome to my rebooted Pokémon Rap Battles series! Let's get started with some more material and better battles! Bobdave helped me with some tips, as he created a similar series titled "Rap Battles of the Pokedex".

In this rebooted cat-and-mouse battle, Meowth takes on Pikachu, again!

Announcer










Meowth
Time to settle the score against my greatest enemy!

I'll leave you quivering in fear, and I'll Snatch the victory!

Wish the anime writers gave Ash that Clefairy!

After this beating, you're gonna need 100,000 Oran Berries!

Predator of mice to the core! How come you always win?

Just one attack and you send me and crew blasting off again!

Not this time, Pikachu! I'll Slash you in two!

Yellow Version? Please! I'll leave you versions Black and Blue!

Pikachu
Call this a lyrical Quick Attack, 'cause I'm coming in fast!

I belong to Ash. so kiss my ass, cause even your evolution is trash!

You may be the predator, but brace for lyrical anvils to the face!

Your flow is slow as Slowpoke, so Pickup the pace!

We may be the same size, but I'm the one who's standing tall!

I've got the Electro Balls to Iron Tail this failure till he falls!

Your Nasty Plots won't work! I've got courage and might!

You want to catch me just for cash, Meowth, that's right!

Alolan Meowth
Make a U-turn now, cause things are gonna turn Dark!

My Alola Form is pure evil! Don't bother using Spark!

Fighting you is too easy, I'm just gonna grow bored!

So fork over some Poké Dollars so I can add them to my hoard!

Pikachu
It ain't Pay Day, Mr. Moneybags! All your disses are weak!

I'll let loose a Thunderbolt with all the lightning in my cheeks!

Then I'll rip that Amulet Coin off your head,

And leave you dead like your second voice actress in her bed!

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



POKÉMON!

(the logo is zapped with a Thunder Shock)

ZZZAZZAAA!!!

RAP BATTLES!!!

Poll
Who Won? Pikachu Meowth

One Last Thing
I am going to wait about a week for suggestions to roll in. Then I'll give a hint. That way, users on the wiki CAN decide. Then it wouldn't make sense, right?