User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 2 (season 2)

This battle features...
The Science Guy, Bill Nye VS Larry, The Cable Guy

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY



VS



LARRY THE CABLE GUY



BEGIN!



Larry:

Ya know, I don’t really do much ter help anyone but this assault will help your comedy,

tell ya what, come back when your show stops being like that game, I think it’s Yahtzee?

You’re getting old, I oughta send you Back to the Future when I’m done with ya,

I know secret of yours, for the first 30 years of your little life you lived with yer ma’,

yer not smart at all, they just tell you to read a script, I’ll be watching Mr. Wizard if you need me,

<p class="MsoNormal">I won’t do anything for ya, but I oughta give you a ass kicking, just for free,

<p class="MsoNormal">ya have so many kiddos on your show I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re another pedo,

<p class="MsoNormal">yer gonna need more class to beat me, step one, let’s get rid of that lame ass intro

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bill Nye:

<p class="MsoNormal">You want class, ha, coming from the comedian hill billy that got bug on his wang,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re causing global warming, I think it was when you farted it caused the Big Bang,

<p class="MsoNormal">oh so you’re smart? You’re not even Smarter than a mere little Fifth Grader, really?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re fat, Daniel Lawrence Whitney, the landscape of your body is just so hilly,

<p class="MsoNormal">war is not a funny thing but then you go make Delta Farce, you better do an apologize,

<p class="MsoNormal">you’re not going to win this, how long will it take you to, for that, realize?

<p class="MsoNormal">Let me talk about how you talk, you always leave out that one little ultima,

<p class="MsoNormal">and to top it off you’re like a bullseye, the meteor didn’t hit you, but it hit Russia

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<p class="MsoNormal">Larry:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ya see, people like me since I don’t try to hard to be funny, take that advice,

<p class="MsoNormal">ya think ya could’ve beaten me in this battle? Well, you should’ve thought twice,

<p class="MsoNormal">now-a-days, you’re just a old, grumpy geezer, go back to when yer was hearty,

<p class="MsoNormal">now please, if you excuse me I gotta bet back to my own little Tailgate Party

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bill Nye:

<p class="MsoNormal">Tailgate Partys? Well aren’t you a little stereotypical abomination to nature,

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t want to be smart in front of you, I’m afraid your brain might get a rupture,

<p class="MsoNormal">there’s probably already one, I think it happened when you were just born,

<p class="MsoNormal">to top it all off, you’re just a lonely soul who want accomplish anything, that is sworn

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF -GIT R DONE- HISTORY

Who won? Larry the Cable Guy Bill Nye the Science Guy