User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/The Observer vs Big Brother - Epic Rap Battles of Horror Season 4

Hello everybody, and welcome to another episode of Epic Rap Battles of Horror. I managed to write this one rather quickly, weirdly enough, it usually takes me forever with characters like these. Anyways, todays midseason finale penultimate was suggested by RoboticOperatingApple, and is actually the battle the Unwanted House Guest was set to appear in before he got scrapped. Not as a third party. The original battle was The Observer vs Unwanted House Guest. yea it was dumb I know. Anyways, moving on, this battle features TribeTwelve's always-watching-but-rarely-striking proxxy of Slender Man, the Observer, rapping against overseer and totalitarian post-apocalyptic dictator Big Brother, from George Orwell's masterpiece, 1984. Jesus christ was this one fun to write. 1984 is one of my favorite books by far. Anyways, all that said, the mid-season finale is next, featuring GIR 5 life, Matt and Jude as well as one other guest I haven't found yet. Either way, hope you enjoy. Hopefully the next time you see me rap, it'll be for the tourney.

Preface
Beat: Kaiju Attack

Big Brother denoted by this color

The Observer denoted by this color

HABIT (cameo) denoted by this color

Masky (cameo) denoted by this color

Hoody (cameo) denoted by this color

Ticci Toby (cameo) denoted by this color

Announcer: (0:00)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!



VS!



BEGIN!

The Observer:
HELLOTHERE, new vessel, your fates bound to be un-Fortune-ate

Because this BB’s storyline is as bogus as his origin

‘Cause you’ll be left rocked and Ing-socked when I come to battle

Against this fallen Stalin who got bit by the big Apple

There’s No-ah way you’ll win the game if the Collective is your foe,

When my lyrical FireBrand goes and melts this President Snow!

You’re an empty symbol with no brain for me to leave corrupted

The Observer’s Breaking News: Your reign is getting interrupted

(Four other proxies step up from behind the Observer. Their movements are zombie-like, as the Observer possess them.)

When my proxies give this Nazi’s face a thorough stomping through!

The Observer is greater than you - It’s as easy as two plus two

If you live to be ninety, you’ll still be asking how you got beat so badly.

Y o u m a y c a l l y o u r s e l f t h e B i g B r o t h e r, but I'm your daddy

Big Brother:
Don’t pick a fight with your superior unless you’re ready to be mangled

Gaze apon this Iron Fist that rules over all before it leaves you strangled

You should have succumbed to the rules of the society that I’VE built,

But in facing me, it’s a second time you’ve been begging to be killed!

This Marble Hornets looking bore is bound to be torn against ‘84

You’re a Black pawn to the White King but I’m ruling the entire board!

But try to stop my feats, the Thought Police will SHOW you something ugly

(Four men wearing full riot gear, with batons, come out from behind the Observer and clobber his proxies to the ground)

Mark my words, you static nerd, I will make you LEARN to love me

The Observer:
'TIME'S UP, BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BRING A HUGE STORM'

YOUR SKILLS WILL LOOK LUKEWARM WHEN I REVEAL MY TRUE FORM!

It’s DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER and your whiny population of angst!

‘Cause you’re only as powerful as you claim, if IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!

(The Observer shuts off the television screen that Big Brother is being televised through. However, despite being turned off, the TV continues to play Big Brothers raps.)

Big Brother:
This schizophrenic boy’s feeling paranoid when he loses his joy and voice

I didn’t want you destroyed, only changed, but now you’ve left me no choice

Several Months in Hell are NOTHING compared to the kind of torture

That’ll you’ll be put through for even thinking to challenge my New World Order!

(The Observer turns around to see a giant abomination of a robot, with tens of cameras pointing at him, a giant TV screen in the middle displaying Big Brothers face)

I OWN this track! You’re a mere houseguest to this producer, junior!

You’re a child, a loser! I control the past, present AND YOUR future!

I’ll leave you looking Grey, Man, blow you over like your composure,

And if you somehow come out in one Peace, YOU WON'T WANT ME COMING CLOSER

Conclusion


Who won? The Observer Big Brother