User blog:Teddyfail/Coen Brothers vs The Wachowskis - Epic Fail Battles of History

It's none of the brothers that anyone want. Again, my series. I do what I want. Anyway, it's the directors and writers of many crime drama and dark comedy the Coen Brothers, against the creators of the Matrix series the Wachowskis, to see which brothers (but one aren't brothers anymore, so pair? duo? people? ummm... directors? Yeah that works) directors in Hollywood.

Again, thanks Jella for making the sweet ass cover. <3

The Wachowskis:
EpicLLOYD as Andy Wachowski

Mamire Hart As Lana Wachowski

The Coen Brothers:
Nice Peter as Joel Coen

Zach Sherwin as Ethan Coen

Other
Nice Peter as Neo

EpicLLOYD as Agent Smith

Mike Betette as The Dude

Aaron Zaragoza as Anton Chigurh

The battle
(Note:Andy is in gray . Lana is in pink . Joel is in dark brown . Ethan is in light brown . If either group is rapping at the same time, they are in regular text.)

EPIC FAIL BATTLES OF HISTORY

THE COEN BROTHERS

VS

THE WACKOWSKI BROTHERS

BEGIN

Beat begins at 0:19

The Wachowskis:
It's clear that the winners are the Wachowski brothers

Making action films and video games unlike any others

We got the technical master piece that you can never beat

While you two making film endings that are always incomplete

What we made are Revolutionary, effect not like any other kind

Shooting disses in the air like we are shooting bullets time

From Fargo to Roderick Jaynes, you two lie as much as you can

So it's clear that directing is not a Country For these Old Men

Coen Brothers:
O Brother, when lecturing two who are budget over spender

We must told them not to be two fucking one hit wonders

And stop adding boring bible shit when making a sci-fi trilogy

So let the maker of Big Lebowski to crush the Wachowskis

Our bars are colder than Fargo, beating you two are just Blood Simple

Sense8 our flows when it's even better than our TV show

Have your taste gone down after earning all of those dollars

Want to beat The-Two-Headed director? Talk to our Oscars

The Wachowskis:
I got the Freedom award while you think your Oscars' solid gold

Why don't you bang more chicks from the production? Cause that's what we're told

Now you Enter the Matrix cause I can see you turning green

And hide from the real world cause we're the best directors you've seen

Coen Brothers:
We're writing original classic, down to every single detail

And here's movies that copying others, from this nerd and half male

Better call your doctor again cause you get Burned After this Reading

Your raps are worst than that shit film Jupiter Ascending

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC....

(Many bullets shooting toward the logo as it bends and avoid the bullets, like in the Matrix.)

FAIL BATTLES OF HISTORY

WHO WON? The Wachowskis The Coen Brothers

Trivia

 * This battle originally planned to have the Lumière Brothers as 3rd party, but due to lazyness and this battle is obscure enough already, they were scrapped.

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