User blog:Howtobeme/Thor vs Superman

2nd installment of the rap battles between DC and Marvel

Thor-

I wish it was a bird or plane instead of this immigrant disgrace

Sole survivor of a race that was blown up in space

Shut up about fighing for truth, justice, and the American way

When you snapped Zod's neck and let your father pass away

Think you're so strong? Try picking up my hammer

It's only for the worthiest so mind your manners

You're so Smallville while I protect the nine realms

Can beat a bald Donald Trump while I've beaten Loki and Ultron as well

I'm a true god on Earth, It's Injustice that you call yourself as one

Your reboot was yawn-inducing, do you understand the word fun?

Superman-

Call this Ragnarok because I'm take down the Norse

Your brother ain't tough, he got pregnant as a horse

Disobeyed your father, starting wars like a fool

Considered unfit to rule, now just one of SHIELD's tools

I'll blow you away, with one breath you'll freeze

Burn ya with my glare, I perfer the deities of Greece

I date Wonder Woman while you love a mere mortal

This is the Convergence of worlds now run away through a portal

Thor-

Smack you down with Mjolnir, till you crippled like Chris Reeve

You share the same nickname as Stalin now lemme tell ya my pet peeve

You call yourself powerful when you're scared of magic and Kryptonite

We all know Batman and Goku could beat ya in a fight

I'll split you into four dudes, call this your Doomsday

Film and say it's directed by a second-hand Michael Bay

You're Quest for Peace was an abominaton that caused a 20 year vacation

It's doesn't take a Brainiac to tell you're a maniac who's Return warrants erasion

Superman-

You were replaced by a women and Beta Ray Bill did a better job

You'll never see me coming, not even Heimdall

You're unworthy again, so arrogant to believe this is worthy of my attention

You act like a child, lemme ask Odin to put you in detention

I'll kabob you like Frigga, then put you to sleep like the Casket

We'll have an Asgardian funeral, burn your body in the basket

Time to go to to Hel, no time to say bye to Jane

Getting angry, punk? Allow me to go up, up, and away

Winner is... Superman Thor

Next time: Need for Speed