User blog:Iamthelegion/Duke Nukem vs Harvey Bullock - C vs VG

Bullock:
Hey Duke, what do you have on me

I'm a majorly badass detective named Harvey

My verse has more traps than a Gotham hideout

Step to the number one cop, cue lights out

You have no sway, you're victory isn't likely

That's why I say you should take a hike, see

Take down this skel for verbal torture crimes

You make my ears bleed, it's NAP TIME!

Duke:
Just a cop? My opponent quality got real low

You got majorly retconned because you really blow

Armour is for pussies, that we both understand

But instead of going solo, you rely on Renee and Batman

I fight real enemies, you take on non-threats

Your biggest takedown was Freeze, you gone yet

Stay out of rapping Bullock, you're still too green

Fighting the Duke - you're more doomed than that space marine

Bullock:
My gloves aren't coing off, but with these it's worse to leave them on

Say I'll die like Doomguy? I knew you were dumb, but c'mon

You're a Sylvester Stallone wannabe, I'll leave you Forever alone

Forget Stallone, you're a freaking Arnold Schwarznegger clone

Leave you in a block of ice, come at Nukem

I'm pretty good at hand to hand, put up your Dukes son

Essential Gotham cop, just ask Jim Gordon

Sick the Questoin on ya, I earn badges you bought one

THink you're the baddest gun-runner around? You're not

Now with Forever, you're less of a threat than Polka Dot

This battle is done, I pulled out my gun, HEADSHOT

Duke:
I'll leave you in pain forever, get lost Bullock

Call me an Arny clone, you're a Kindergarten cop

I'm an FPS overlord, have you solved any cases

You're ex-partner is gay? She wouldn't be if we switched places

Working for one city, while I save the whole nation

I'm nice, non-fatal shot, I mean you just get Batman medication

And if I hadn't shot like that, no chance you'll survive this confrontation

I got muscles, no way you could beat me in hand to hand

I am the one and only Duke, get nuked man

Leave you fleeing like Bellinski from dogs with rabies

I curbstomped in this battle, hail to the king baby

Nikolai Bellinski: Two American Idiots. Which one gets knifed?

Who won? Duke Nukem Harvey Bullock