Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 65/@comment-5805740-20160927143613/@comment-29961628-20160927144623

just some basic ideas tbh lol this is p bad and just yea

Darwin:

Ash Ketchum, ass ketchup, Ash, catch up.

Gyrados/zapdos/galapagos pun.

Peek-at-chu pun.

Pokemon-go fuck yourself pun.

Won't take shit on evolution from a kid who never ages.

X or Y, are you a boy or girl, Ashley?

doesn't take natural selection to know your asskicking's near.

People respect my theories more than my fucking beard!

Very Best? You've caught 80! You're not a pro!

Your professor shows his Oak to your poor mom at home!

I'm the Champion and Elite four here, you're getting bested.

Ash uses Get Friendzoned...IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Ash:

You spent so much time studying birds, good run.

I caught a Pidgey on route 1!

You got with your sister joke obviously.

Your evidence is as gross as your beard.

If we evolved from apes, that's a good find, very vital.

But I guess Darwin got left behind on the evolutionary cycle!