Talk:Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood/@comment-74.233.164.178-20121123163708/@comment-74.111.127.147-20121124012909

This one was one of the BEST battles yet, at least top ten, so there's not much point in me naming the worst ones.

But I'm gonna do it anyway;

6. (least bad) Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe: Most of the girly quips don't hit as hard, but the beat was good, the raps were clever, and acting was fun. Plus, it's nice to have a girl battle that at least doesn't suck (and has characters played by, well, girls).

5. Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd: Decent rapping, but it's not what we came for. Besides, it doesn't exactly have the best beat they ever came up with.

4. Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk: I actually thought Kirk's style could have worked, but by the second verse, he's just ranting incoherently. Still, his first verse passes, and Columbus is good all the way.

3. Easter Bunny vs. Genghis Khan: Basically what Shaun said. Genghis Khan was good, but Easter Bunny, who we all wanted to win, broke out the worst and wimpiest verse in all the rap battles before we could get used to the fact that he was kinda creepy. But still, this is the last one I can at least enjoy.

2. Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga: I got used to the last one, but this one actually gets WORSE every time I hear it. These two easy targets should have been tearing each other apart, and instead we have Palin trying to do so while Gaga inexplicably uses a preachy, dull style that's only good for anything if you just hate Sarah Palin. So yeah, Gaga won, but it's still lame, and the beat is another of their weaker ones.

1. Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il: A passable beat is wasted on the terrible rapping styles of both wrestlers. It's bad enough that Hogan's verse is another one of their worst, just ranting the same line four times, but then he's bested by the guy nobody with a computer wanted to see win. (Not that Jong-Il's verses are GOOD, but... they're okay...) Of the three, Macho Man has the best lines, but choking on the words too much stops me from calling it any better than Il's 2nd verse, which, worst of all, means I have to rule the battle in favor of the only downright lame Asian person in history.