User blog:JaphethMario/Aquaman vs SpongeBob - Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle Ep.4

Okay first of all this is not a battle that reflects on the hint on the previous battle. The reason why I didn't realease that battle because it's not yet finish and kinda hard to write, probably it's going to release on the future but for right now here's the battle.

Also thanks for the epic logo LeandroGaming1

This battle features the DC superhero and one

of the founder of the Justice league Aquaman and

Nickoledeon's iconic cartoon figure Spongebob Squarepants. To determine which sea hero will be on top of the sea....dunno what to put there.

JAPHETH'S FICTIONAL RAP BATTLES



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== Spongebob verse:  ==  Who’s the MC living in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob Squarepants 

 Now who’s the DC hero who's been a joke all the time? Aquaman 

 Let me take down this ‘water-down’ version of Superman 

 Rhymes sharper than The Splinter, that’s going to slice your left hand 

 Serious superhero? Squidward will start laughing and don’t give a damn 

 So prepare to be gross-out by my sick flow, than the sea under Japan <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> This prisoner doing Injustice is my favorite DC Hero, said no one ever <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You’re a Captain Planet wannabe; it’s no wonder why you’re a laughingstock since forever <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Every time they see my face, I give them happiness and imagination <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> And every time they look at your face, you give them a Great Depression <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> All you do is talk to fishes, that super power is boring and bland <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your family abandons you, because no one likes a cursed fish guy who’s blonde <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

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== Aquaman Verse: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri"> == <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You know what SpongeBob, I Hate Everything about you <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> From annoying laughter, pissing your neighbor, and hanging with a sinner crew <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Not only I talk to fishes, I travel space and time also fought gods, how about you? <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Jellyfishing and Blowing *dolphin sound* ing bubbles, is that the best you can do <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Sexual Jokes in SpongeBob, Wait isn’t your show suppose to be family-friendly <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Don’t forgot that I am your favorite hero, so you have to look at up to me <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your rapping skills stink than Mr. Krabs Cooking and Chum from Plankton <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your show is like how you do in boating class, an atrocity to animation <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

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== SpongeBob Verse: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri"> == <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Oh please, I got lines from the guys in the actual Epic Rap Battles of History <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You got your lines from Super jerks who doesn’t know how to wear panties correctly <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You’re existence is more annoying than how I annoy Squidward <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> And who cares if my show is an atrocity, I’m still pimping in Kid’s Choice Awards <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> My rhymes are radioactive, that’s going kill all of your family and friends <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> And how many Aquaman’s love ones does it take to meet their end? <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Look out there’s evil on foot, more like your relationship Mermaidman <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Is because junior died, and you never touch your wife’s Bikini Bottom ever again <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

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== Aquaman Verse: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri"> == <p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You were awesome before, but What Ever Happen to SpongeBob now his simply a bored <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your legacy only lives because you’re Nickelodeon’s money grabbing whore <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Good Neighbors  ? If only you are actually, that would be such a delight <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> To Love a Patty is even worse of a romance story than mother *dolphin sound* ing Twilight <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I’m going to sue Viacom parodying and insulting me, those hypocrite bastards <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Your friend Patrick is a prick, who forgets you and a selfish jerk that destroy The Card <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Let the real Mister Enter on the Salty Spitoon and kick this Winnie back to Winnie Hut Junior <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Cause’ no one wants to hang with a crazy maniac pet owner who’s also stalker <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> Maybe some modern episodes are good, but to boring filler there’s more

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> YouTube Poops has the better secret formula of jokes than all of your gross-out humor <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> I think you got problems SpongeBob, you’re brain really needs to be fix <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

<p class="ParaAttribute2" style="line-height:115%"> You ruin your fan’s childhood and your name faster than Sonic 06 <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri">

WHO WON SpongeBob Squarepants Aquaman