User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (RAP 9)

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The George Washington of Sweden, Gusta Vasa VS George Washington, Leader of the American Revolution.

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

 GUSTA VASA

 VS

 GEORGE WASHINGTON

 BEGIN!

  Vasa:

Give up Georgina, the worst you can do is chop down a Cherry Tree,

 burning you more than that Forge in the Valley

 <p class="MsoNormal">You’re not a general, you’re a Successful Planter!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">I’ll charge you over like an Antler

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">You calling me a girl, Mr. Bad Temper

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Ask Henry Brookes, you’re a bad actor

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Your only great accomplishment was making Lutheranism the main religion

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Better watch out ‘cause you’re going on a head-on collision.

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Vasa:

<p class="MsoNormal">My chance of winning is Mount Vernon high

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">I’m winning this, start saying your goodbyes

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Your whole life is just a Braddock Disaster

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">You are my slave, I am your master

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">To you this is the Seven Years War,

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">to me, it’s simple, you walk up to me and in your face, I slam the door

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">I got a wife and kids; half of your family is dead

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">None of this shit wouldn’t happen if you had lead

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Washington:

<p class="MsoNormal">Excuse me, but did you just talk about my family?

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">How sad… because you’re going to have your butt handed to you clearly!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Like what the British did to the White House, we’ll burn your empire down

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">I’ll rifle you right out of town!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">The worst you can do to me is give me a lecture on how to be nice

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">With that thing in your hair it makes it look like you have a bad case of lice

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">How ironic, you’re the George Washington of Sweden

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to check on my garden

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE?

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">EPIC

<p class="MsoNormal">-rifle shots-

<p class="MsoNormal">RAP

<p class="MsoNormal">-bullets fly past the sign-

<p class="MsoNormal">BWATTLES

<p class="MsoNormal">OF

<p class="MsoNormal">HIST-

<p class="MsoNormal">-announcer gets shot-

<p class="MsoNormal">Gusta Vasa:

<p class="MsoNormal">HISTORY!

Who Won? George Washington Gusta Vasa