Donald Trump

"I got my name on the front of the business, man!"

- Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a rapper in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. He is played by Nice Peter, and he battles Ebenezer Scrooge.

Information on the Rapper
Donald John Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, investor, television personality and author. He is the chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts. Trump's extravagant lifestyle, outspoken manner, and role on the NBC reality show The Apprentice have made him a well-known celebrity who was No. 17 on the 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 list. Considered one of best known real estate entrepreneurs in the United States, Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, and in 1968 officially joined the company. He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization. In 2010, Trump expressed an interest in becoming a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election, though in May 2011, he announced he would not be a candidate. Trump was a featured speaker at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). In 2013, Trump spent over $1 million to research a possible run for president of the United States in 2016.

Verse 1:
Wake up, Scrooge, I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump!

On this lonely, homely little miserable grump.

I'm like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stump.

I'm not known for my heart but you're still getting trumped.

You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini, 'cause you disgust me.

Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me, don't even touch me.

I don't shake hands, I don't make fans, I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands.

Even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am, I got my name on the front of the business, man!

My raps'll haunt you, make you think you're going insane!

You're about to get whooped by three emcee's of the ethereal plane,

So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Christmas pain,

Cause I'm out, I got my own f***ing problems, call me 2 Chainz!

Trivia

 * Since the battle he appears in is based off the story of A Christmas Carol, he represents Jacob Marley.
 * He carries two chains, which is exactly what Marley had in the movie A Christmas Carol.
 * Donald Trump was the second character to have a line in the rap battle to be censored, the first being Luigi. The reason being that this was a Christmas battle, having censored the "F" word in respect of the holiday.
 * Both these rappers were played by Nice Peter.
 * The real Donald Trump tweeted "What's with this rap stuff with me and Ebenezer Scrooge?" with a link to the battle, meaning he watched it.