User blog:Epicnail/RRBoR S1 Tournament FINALE- Epicnail vs. Twilight Sparkle

The finale is finally here! After this, I'm going to take a month off before I start season 2. Anyway, we have Epicnail facing off against Twilight Sparkle in a matchup chosen by you!

RANDOM RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS SEASON 1 TOURNAMENT FINALE HOORAY

EPICNAIL

VS

TWILIGHT SPAAARKLE

BEGIN

Epicnail:

You call yourself a princess? You look like a duck.

Time to stick a fork in you, and throw you in my truck!

You act like a know-it-all, but you don't know jack!

Why don't you bolt from this battle? You know I had to axe!

I don't give a hoot about your stupid pet, Harry Potter.

Raps so hot, I'm like a torch, except hotter!

You're a little pony, I've got balls made of brass!

You mad? Or do you have a Spike up your ass?

Twilight Sparkle:

You keep repeating the same puns; I'm done.

Your verse was worse than an MLP rerun

I'll never back down from a fight

You're just another rapper with no clue how to write

Get bent, Nail. I'll stomp you into the ground!

You're gonna be sorry! I'm not bucking around.

The battle that you "won"? It's tied yet again!

I earned my right to be here! You didn't really win!

Epicnail:

Hold on Mrs. special Ed, you say you won

but the final of your battle was 1 to none (wow)

How do you you qualify more than me?

Your first verse was worse than your EG movie!

My puns aren't redundant, leave them out of this quarrel!

I drive em' in less than your show does with its morals!

I won fair and square, you're just a square and a nerd

You'll get knocked out of existance, like a dodo bird.

Twilight Sparkle:

There's a sequel on the way; both a movie and a verse

You say I'm a nerd but check your first line for the inverse!

I may have gotten one vote, but it wasn't from myself

and I don't call myself a tool that just rusts on a shelf!

I'm the meaning of life, it's in my cutie mark!

I'll zap you with hot sparks; leave your whole world dark!

I'll knock you out of existance to a place very distant

Hot sun fire melts this metal in an instant!

Epicnail:

I'm a skilled writer who's so bright

that he makes "hot sun fire" look like nightmare night

If it weren't for neckbeards you would've never been watched.

You hang with royals? So can I call you Queen Biotch!?

Twilight Sparkle:

Why don't you close the computer, and find a few friends

No matter what happens, I ALWAYS win in the end

You wish you had a fanbase, you're piss poor

always spamming ads in chat, you're the whole wiki's whore.

WHO IS THE WINNER OF THE SEASON ONE TOURNAMENT? EPICNAIL TWILIGHT SPARKLE