User blog:Stofferex/Epic Rap Battles of Stofferex 4: Godzilla vs Elmo

'''Here we are again, a new battle. Sorry for the long wait so for my excuse I give you all a another battle too. This time we got the lovable muppet from Sesame Street, Elmo facing the king of the monsters, Godzilla! Let's see which star is better and most important...who can be the better rapper? '''

 (Elmo)

 Here we go. Right out of Sesame rapping street/

 You’re maybe big but Im gonna crush you with my fluffy feet

 ”Ooh look, Its the big scary monster Godzilla”/

 Oh wait, your not scary. You lost to a big-ass gorilla!

 I mean Showa, Heisei, Millenium? Who gives a damn?!/

 I’m loved by many children. You only got 1 asian kid fan

 In this game of rapping Im clearly King Ghidorah/

 Your raps sucks and you remind me of Hedorah!



 (Godzilla)

 (Roars) Im not gonna take some useless insult’s from a puppet/

 You’re so old school. The kids rather wanna see the muppets!

 If you didn’t know, I have taken down Ghidorah planty of times/

 Im the king of the monsters bitch, so prepare your rhymes!

 Your like Justin Bieber, and I’m clearly gangam PSY/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> When I look at your ass, all I see is a another guy

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im battling giant monsters and always wins the toughest fight/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You’re such a joke cause you suffers from stage fright

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Elmo)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> A, B, C, D, E, F-U!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Hope you learned cause your brain is not as big as you!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Stage fright? Is that the best insult you got for me?/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And how many movies about you can it really be?!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Well at least america screwed you’re image real bad/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Your cheap special effects makes me and the gang really sad!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You call yourself a king but you’re just 4 ever alone/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im not just king of kid shows, I’m gonna steal your monster throne!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Godzilla)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You think that you’re a king? You’re just a red jerk/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Your raps sucks even more than Captain Kirk

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Your best friend is a blanket. And your calling me 4 ever alone?/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I fire my atomic blast on you. Destroying both flesh and bones

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Your calling me cheap, but still you’re a hand puppet/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I’m something that people fear so go ahead and suck it!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I would vote on Romney, just to see your show say ”good bye”/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I’ll fry you then Jim Henson is not the only thing that died!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">'''WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE FROM MY LIST!'''

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">EPIC-(GODZILLAS ROAR) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Godzilla Elmo