User blog:NightFalcon9004/2nd Annual Brunswikian Tournament Round 1: Leonardo da Vinci vs Julius Caesar

Here's a battle for the tournament dat homeboy Nick is running.

NightFalcon9004 as Julius Caesar

Lab Tux/whichever long name he goes by now as Leonardo da Vinci

Battle
Julius Caesar:

I came to this battle and saw a painter to conquer

This Leonardo has less balls than DiCaprio has Oscars!

I'm a Roman dope man, the figure of an empire!

You're an old man, so go home and pluck some strings on your lyre,

And stop cutting people up and brush your messy capellini hair

I'm greater than any machine you could make, beating Mussolini's warfare

I fight hard like concrete when I spit out my rhymes

Let's see you try to beat this rap like your sodomy crime!