User blog:MetalFire/Metal Rap Battles 6: Soldier vs Uncle Sam

Welcome to the 6th Installment of Metal Rap Battles we have the Soldier (TF2) vs Uncle Sam, Enjoy~

Uncle Sam:
I want you to stop shouting at your men and get out of my country

Your Insane, Idiotic, and have no worth, I'm a true Yankee

I'm known by the whole U.S.A, your only known by computer geeks

After I give you a Patriotic Pimp Slap, Your future will be bleak

Even the Engineer and The Scout are more American than you

Oh your another exaggerated sterotype, that ain't new

For everything good that's happened in America I'm the originator

Your no First person Shooter, your just a big Hat Simulator

Soldier:
Men!!!! What we have in front of us is a fake American icon

Even If you were my comrade in battle, Bygones won't be Bygone

Why don't you get the fuck out of your poster and actually fight a war

With a single blast of my gun I'll leave this geezer sore

Go back to serving Patriots some Onions and some Pancakes

I've been through more battles more than anyother, better know the stakes

If I had to write down everything I hate about you, It would be a big list

Face it your no better then those dirty Loyalists

Uncle Sam:
Me a Loyalist? please you must be crazier than Pyro

All you do is scream and shout, your not a real hero

You were made for begininers, I inspired Revolutionary's

Your the joke of the classes, my feats are legendary

I'm a symbol of liberty, your just a silly game

I'm a bigger star than the ones on my hat, while your Valve's biggest shame

Everybody knows your writing is nothing close to entertainment

The chances of you winning are as likely as your third installment

Soldier:
Is that all you got for me? even those Kilt wearing weirdos can spit better rhymes

Your only a washed up Political Cartoon, you better get with the times

Why don't you Yankee Doodle yourself some actual fans

How about you show some actual courage and be a real man

If you step into my battlefield you'll be left red, white, and blue

Everyone has forgotten about you, nobody loves you, why can't you get a clue

Me and my platoon are the best in the game and we'll kick you in a ditch

You may be the Uncle of our country, but I'll still make you my bitch

Who Won Uncle Sam Soldier </poll?