User blog:Dark Cyan/Cyan's Rap Battles 3: Android 18 vs. The TX

(The was the second battle I wrote that I considered 'legitimate' at the time. I know I post these quite frequently, but I've already written them all, and I want to get them all up and posted as soon as possible so I can start writing new ones.)

Android 18 vs. The TX!

Android 18: Enter the deadly beauty, pride of Doctor Gero.

Android 18! About to break the limbs of some heroes.

I wanted a challenge, but I must’ve been mismatched.

This is hardly a fair battle. I’ll blow it up like a ki blast.

You have a whole army and your war still isn’t won!

But kudos for having the balls to let it drag on.

It took just two of my kind to bring the world to its knees.

If Skynet wants good tech, tell it to go Japanese.

TX: I am TX. The most efficient Skynet killing machine.

I’ve ticked off my hit list up to number 18.

I got a magic touch for hacking, I’ll burn right through your firewall.

I’m the mistress of the matrix. Prepare to get hotwired, girl.

You can’t sense power levels? That’s going to cost you.

When I change my voice and appearance to sound like SS4 Goku!

And it’s a shame that your resources don’t stand up to mine.

You could have actually ruled the world if you could travel back in time.

18: You lost your plasma canon, but limped on like Johnny 5

I may as well be called GlaDOS, ‘coz I’m still alive!

Blown up in a hangar? I guess that’s what they call Karma.

You’ve had three whole attempts to kill John Connor!

I find my primary target and I’m gonna eviscerate

The ‘world’s strongest’ Saiyan. Bitch, I exterminate!

I’ll punch you halfway to Alaska like my name’s Android #8.

Hold your metal skull in my hands. Prime directive: TERMINATE

TX: Um, what happened there exactly? Goku’s not dead.

You settled down to play housewife. You even got wed!

Your husband has an owned counter! And you even had a kid too!

You’re so tame now, even your Red Ribbon threads wanna leave you!

And Krillin is just killing to go off and die again,

Because he doesn’t have to ‘earn’ his breakfast in heaven!

Battling you’s like watching Marge Simpson trying to play Slim Shady.

Now I’ve got people to kill, so hasta la vista, baby.

WHO WON? Android 18 TX