User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History Gen 2. Giovanni vs Al Capone

Yo, I'm back. I finally got over my writing block and now I am back on duty.

Today's battle comes from the two most well known crime lords in fictional history. and modern history.

Trust me on that. Don't google it, just trust me.

On one side of the battlefield, we have the leader of Team Rocket, Giovanni. On the other, we got the guy who beat a pirate, Al Capone.

This'll be a match to remember!

Starring + Locations
Nice Peter as Giovanni, at Silph Co.

EpicLloyd as Al Capone, at Capone's Warehouse

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

GIOVANNI

VERSUS

AL CAPONE

BEGIN!

The Battle
Giovanni:

Alright, Persian, let’s take down this Illegal Italian Crime Boss

And push him so near the edge, he’ll stroke with a blood loss

It isn’t Valentines Day, and this ain’t Chicago

You can run into a rocket, but you can’t stop the big boss, bro

I’m the strongest trainer alive, more known than your own syndicate

So how about I throw out Butch and have him punch a bitch

It’s not probable that your mobs will defeat me with those stats

So I suggest you take your STDs and go back to Alcatraz

Al Capone:

It’s Capone on the mic, and I got some charity information to drop

Ya got some loss-necked ruffians, while I only hire the cream of the crop

You ain’t saint valentine's, but I’m killing it on the mic

When your entire organization was stopped by an eleven year old on a bike

The difference between you and me, bub, I’m actually good at what I do

Since when I fire rockets I actually know where they’ll shoot

I got this Galactic Plasmic Flare you can’t find anywhere else

What’s wrong, G? Sad you only got 1 badge under your belt

Giovanni:

Listening to those disses is worse than listening to Jessie and James

Your no better at leading a gang than Jesse Woodson James

Call me a Nidoking in the Safari zone, because I can’t be tamed

I replicated a Mew, too! What did you do to earn fame?

Al Capone:

Come on, even the modern folk name me a modern day robin hood

Your old, and live with a cat, it ain’t the appearance of a fictional crook

Giovanni:

Don’t talk to me about crime, you can’t lift your fingers off a stack of dimes!

You should keep drinking the filth they serve at templeton rye!

Al Capone:

Don’t talk to me about beer your franchise is too young to understand

Even James crossdressing got an anime episode banned

How about I ring my gang to end your creepy-ass interference

And when I abduct a gym leader, it’ll be Giovanni’s second disappearance

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP

~guns fires~

BATTLES

~Mewtwo calls~

POKEMON VS HISTORY

Poll
Who won? Giovanni Al Capone

Hint for Next Battle
Contrary to popular believe, the next battle does not feature a bird.