User blog:Hippie Rat/Jim Carrey vs Leonardo DiCaprio

Battle between my two favorite actors. And besides that they don't really have a connection.

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Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History! Jim Carrey vs Leo DiCaprio! Begin!

Jim Carrey:

Ok buddy boy, you wanna go with ol' rubber face?

Icon in the Mask, I'm an acting Ace.

You think I'm dumb? Bitch, you role dumber,

And I'm filling in the drama up to the twenty-third number.

Meanwhile, this wolf is hunting for a lick of my career,

And going black comedy to try to win best of the year.

But here's a riddle, as soon as your acting career started,

How many people were fooled into thinking you're retarded?

Leonardo DiCaprio:

Way less than you, wannabe Dick van Dyke,

Burning yourself in the black Saturday Night Live.

You say I'm the one stealing your career?

All you did was dramas and thrillers for about ten years.

Liar liar, pants on fire,

Dr. Seuss the only one who'll hire.

This old, spaced-out man on the moon (man on the moon),

You played a mean Grinch, but then fucked up on Scrooge (fucked up on Scrooge).

Count Olaf, fuck off, bitch is like a body of lies,

I'll melt your mind, call that eternal sunshine.

I'm an aviator, con, Cobb, catch me if you can,

You're dancing in your mask, I'm a king in the iron mask, man.

Yes Man? Going back to comedy wasn't something you can manage,

Because your career is sinking faster than Titanic.

Doing small cameos and Criss Angel and other random features,

And I'll clear this out of everyone's heads: I don't see you with an Oscar either.

Jim Carrey:

Please, I'm beautiful, cashing ten rocks before you started,

This some divine intervention, yo I'm almighty, it's time you departed.

The majestic you needa hark and, I'm going hard and,

The cable guy turn on the Truman Show, this me, myself, and a Renaissance hoe!

Oh! You're more confusing than Inception, while I'm a laughter revenant,

I'm freezing Jack Dawson, shooting Jay Gatsby, and overthrowing Candie Land.

Don't mess with Ipkiss, Christmas, again,

I just decapitated DiCaprio. Alrighty then...

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

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Who won? Jim Carrey Leonardo DiCaprio

Who's next? Rise of the Guardians vs Guardians of the Galaxy Anchorman vs Hangover Freddy vs Jason