Ebenezer Scrooge

"Bah humbug, your raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious!"

- Ebenezer Scrooge Ebenezer Scrooge battles Donald Trump, J.P. Morgan, Kanye West, and The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. He is played by Zach Sherwin.

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Ebenezer Scrooge is the main character of the Christmas novel A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. He was a rich, greedy man before being haunted by the ghost of his former partner Jacob Marley and the three ghosts of Christmas. He then became a nice, warm-hearted do-gooder as a result. The character has been played by many actors including Michael Caine, Jim Carrey, Patrick Stewart, George C. Scott, Alistair Sims, and Bill Murray, whose role as corrupted TV executive Frank Cross in "Scrooged" was a direct parody of the original.

In this ERB rendering of A Christmas Carol, the crew has chosen to adopt George C. Scott's Scrooge as the rapper.

Verse 1
How dare you disturb me when I'm napping in my chair?

You're a crappy rap-spitting apparition, I ain't scared,

Of this random phantom, haunt all you want, I don't care,

I do not believe in ghosts, and I don't believe that hair!

Verse 2
Bah humbug, your raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious!

What frightens me the most is your gross ghost proboscis,

Business and success, that's the life I've selected,

So enough with your pictures from the past, I'm not affected!

Verse 3
No! This isn't happening! Oh, this is maddening, agony! Wait!

Actually, harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture I still am expecting a final specter!

Interlude
Ah!!!

Verse 4
Are these the shadows of things that will be? Or things that may be? Only,

If I depart from my course, can I change? Say it is thus with what you show me!

I promise to mend my ways, a friend to all men is what I will become,

It's Christmas, I haven't missed my chance to be different, God bless us, every-(WON)

Trivia

 * He's the 4th character to been portrayed by Zach Sherwin.


 * He is the fourth character to have a spelling error in his title card, as it's spelled "Ebeneezer" in his. The others being Adolf Hitler, Billy Mays, and Christopher Columbus. However, Scrooge's was intentionally spelled wrong according to Dante, in order to keep the viewers on their toes and keep them looking for mistakes in the battles' details.
 * He's the second rapper to battle against a team of rappers on his own, with the first being William Shakespeare.