User blog:The Jonie/Epic Rap Battles of Everything:Help Me

The only thing I really need to say is: "Help me." Let's go on with this shit. M&Ms vs 2cock.

I am sad.

The person who says "Fucking prick!" and "Is it about your dad again?" is Biggie Smalls.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING

EMINEM

VS

TUPAC SHAKUR

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Tupac
Marshall Mathers, I Love The Way You Lie.

Just gonna stand over there and hear you cry

I Ain't Mad At Cha, your just a fucking rigger.

But this one will just be Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.

You can't find your true self, you killed your #1 fan.

Let's see your next song (Is it about your dad again?)

Motherfucker, I'm the best rapper of all time.

(Fucking prick!) And the #1 guy who drops the best rhymes.

Eminem
You fucking thug, your only known cause were shot.

So shut the fuck up and stop sucking B.I.G.'s cock.

You didn't do hardcore drugs, so you'll pay the price

I'm the best rapper of all time, and I ain't even white

Shit! Feel that overdose of cocaine and weed?

I beat ya till it's old and repetitive, like your death articles on BuzzFeed!

Face it kid, it's over, you're dead.

Don't invite people, or you'll get shot in the head.

Tupac
I have to say, your ass is worse than Lil Wayne

Your just a jackass rapper getting cheap fame

Try me man, I'll never surrender.

Just like your letters to your papa, they'll be returned to the sender.

Eminem
It was a Hard Knock Life when I was growing up.

My papa left me, when you left the girl from the hotel fucked

I wonder why you got an A in English, you used "S" instead of "Z" as a slang

Since you got all the fame from your fucking gang.

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WHO WON

WHO IS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF

EVER-EVER-EVERYTHING