User blog:Daizo55/Mr. Rogers Vs. Saitama- Anime Vs. Everything

Battle
Anime Vs. Everything!



Vs.



Saitama: So I’m facing this guy? Oh goodie… You walk around stiff, no wonder you’re getting played by Woody. These rhymes you can’t top, you’ll be left stained like an inkblot. Bars as meatless as your diet, won’t best this verbal hot pot. Take out villains on the reg, your worst enemies your hemorrhoids. Minor like your planet but I’m use to shattering asteroids. Stepped up to bat, now I drop rhymes harder than metal. A devote Christian? Best reconsider, I’ll easily stomp god-levels. I’m ending this Fred, punchlines more densely packed than a hummock. But you’re gone now, in the ground, I bet that’s hard to stomach.

Mr. Rogers: That’s just not kind, neighbor, I bet you’ve dealt with the loss of many. May have lost madhouse, but you’re still worth a J.C Penny. I appreciate your goals, willing to be a civilian. And as far as powers go, well, you’re ONE in a million. I’d love to ask you about your hobbies, but it’s clear we’re not discussing this. Smart symbol-ism packed so tight in your show, I could call you a percussionist. And no matter what high spaces these other people occupy. It’s great you’re keeping it Class-C and looking out for the little guy. Now you might not have much going on right now, ‘scept managing your currency… But I’m sure your head is filled with dreams, there’s not much on there currently.

Saitama: Ok? Deliver lines at the speed o’ sound of McFeely when I smash a devote Christian! You were rebranded into tiger-level, I’m way above the system! Spitting bars alight like Genos, when I bring the flaming heat! Got a degree in music, but you still can’t kill a beat. Sensationally stylized, you’ve got the same appeal as oatbran! Is this even a fight? I could end this battle with one punch, man!

Mr. Rogers: I won the ultimate showdown, you know not with what your screwing. Those raps seem craby, I got a question, do you enjoy what you’re doing? ‘Cause if you do that’s great, I’ll brush up on your cyclopedia. But from my view, you’re a good influence, we need more teachers in the media. I can’t say I get you, you’re shows a bit bizarre… But no matter how low you’re ranked, I like you just the way you are! Who Won? Saitama Mr. Rogers