User blog:JaphethMario/Brody vs Muscleman-Japheth's Fictional Rap Battle MOTHER'S DAY SPECIAL

Hello guys, is Mother's Day...so here's a special

This battle features another Regular Show character that is known for his My mom jokes Muscleman againist the narrator of Yo mama jokes Brody Foxx  to see which strong man is better at making mom jokes

JAPHETH'S FICTIONAL RAP BATTLE



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Muscleman Verse:
Yo Bros! Watch me take this homo wearing pink shirt name Brody

Also is not cool man, if you’re a he-man copy but add being cocky

I’m the master of pranks, frankly you’re the master of copying

You didn’t invent any jokes, you just take it from your fans are making

Yo Mama jokes are fat, you earn fat loads of moola without any talent or so

Yo Mama jokes are stupid, more stupider than brain damage Pops, oh

Once okay at Yo Mama jokes, now milking down those Fnaf videos

You know who else likes your jokes? No one not even My Mom, yo



Brody Verse:
Sup Bros! Watch me diss this fatty squeling Pig

Yo mama married to Yo Dadda who lies being in the rig

There’s something more funnier than your jokes, you real name Mitch

Your rapping aren’t sick, it’s gross like you kiss Ms. Piggy bitch

My rhymes is strong as my manly abs, that’s gonna destroy ya!

Go back and cry in the shower, cause Starla just break up with ya!

I’m a frickin Genius at this battle, so let me say YEAAAAAAAAA!

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Guess who gives birth to a rejected hog, Yo Mama!

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Muscleman Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Don’t talk trash bout my mom, or I’ll let you eat her picture

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">My mom is awesome while yo Mama is fat, dumb, poor, old, short, hairy and a failure

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Your rapping is lazy as you reuploading the jokes you steal, I’m responsible see

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">At least I got real friends, girlfriend and family, while you’re just a lonely jock wannabe

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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">WHO WON?

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">YOU DECIDE

Brody Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">My jokes will bounce you harder than your man boobs

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Yo Mama is so short, she couldn’t get high on your acid trip show, you goop

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I’m gonna schooled you harder than Hi-Five Ghost took your lead

<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family: 바탕;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:KO; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Oh by the way, you only celebreate Yo Mama’s Day, cuz yo Dada is dead

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