User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.33: Andy Warhol vs Vincent Van Gogh

OOO here we go ladies!

This battle was hard to do.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ANDY WARHOL

VS

VINCENT VAN GOOOOOGH

BEGIN!

Vincent Van Gogh

Tonight on a dark starry night, I here to give a pop,

At the one who paints enough cans to open up their very own shop.

Andy you claim to be a big deal, but not as big as me.

People remember me for my motherfucking olive trees.

And don't get me started on painting a straw hat.

'Cause just like JP, I give you the spit and the splat.

You painted Elvis triple, but now you're only seeing one.

The rumor I heard is true, you do like it up the bum.

Andy Warhol

Let's play Russian Roulette to see who survive.

The OG Warhol's been painting since 1945.

My paintings are better than yours, just like my raps.

No wonder you chopped off your ear, listening to your crap.

Let me finish my masterpiece, I be with you in a flash.

Your entire last verse, was just like a fucking car crash.

I be painting you silver, But I be the one getting gold.

I be making millions, all my paintings have been sold.

Vincent Van Gogh

Hold on a minute. I am more richer than you.

This is a race riot Andy. Go back to painting general Mao.

You might as well make out with that fucking red liz.

Because Vincent Van Gogh, is here to take the piss!

Andy Warhol

Hey! Just head back to Paris, paint more food, plants and shoes.

Just like your starry night, your paintings make me snooze.

You've painted thousands of strangers, but not a single cartoon.

Just like my artwork, this battle is done. Time for a siesta at noon.

Banksy

No, you idiot! He's from Holland and I'm from the UK.

Your parents never loved you, Andy. No wonder you turned gay.

And you, Vinny, no wonder you chopped off your ear.

You, were only 37! When you ended your shitty career.

Now bow down to me, the one, the only, King Banksy.

I maybe a mystery! But I aint no spy. You can't see me!

I whip you both so bad and call it slave labour.

No wonder you lived alone. Noone wants to be your neighbour.

I've travelled the world, to create my magicial masterpieces.

Why you both rest at home and live in your own faeces.

I'm the only glory artist ever to rap when the beat drops.

'Cause you two should exit through the motherfucking gift shop.

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

