User blog:JMitch25/Weegee vs. Pepe the Frog - Occasional Rap Battles that Exist

Let's see if this can done right now. Hello, good fellows, and welcome to a new series that will likely be better than that series I shall not speak of that was basically riding off what others have done better. Instead, we'll do this stupid series I came up with, and it starts off with the battle between two green omnipotent memes. In corner A, we have the spaghetti-loving stare master known as Weegee. In corner 2, we have the tendie-eating "hate symbol" known as Pepe the Frog. But will there be another one coming to break the connection since this is stupid enough as it is alone? Let's go ahead and find out biches. Expect a crap bar here and there. Fun fact, I'm an editor of Weegee's KYM page. (but that wasn't fun) Shut up!

Cast
Nice Peter as Weegee (vocals)

Achille12345 as Weegee (animation)

Jack Douglass as Pepe the Frog (voice, because amphibian memez boi)

Animation Domination Hi-Def as Pepe the Frog (animation)

Zach Sherwin as the mystery man shoehorned into this stupid-ass fiasco (voice)

The whole dumb thing
Occasional Rap Battles that Exist!

vs....

Begin the trainwreck! Pepe the Frog

Won't be the first death of a Luigi, but I'll make this quick and nimble

I'm the modern meme man, you're a total Mama's boy, it's simple

It's |Liquid Crystal clear I'm the meme hip-hop sensation in every nation,

So here come dis boi! (OH SHIT WADDUP) Brace your ass for penetration

Since as far as I know, you'll BLAOW this rap out your ass

Then any hopes of ever winning this will misfire and be wavedashed!

Got that dank flow to leave you smoked like weed

I rep my Boy's Club. Feels good, man. You can just drink bleach.

Weegee

I can see that your flows and your memehood match

Because it's rare for you to let any good disses dispatch

I'm the GRAND DAD of memes, lucky 7 while you're Fleen-stoned

Got piping hot flows to leave you toasted like TOAST!

Your origins come from 4chan, but which of us is loved by Moot?

I Super Smash any Crusader! Death Stare them down and give the boot

I run a 'pedia big enough to break your frog ankles

Early to bed, early to WO-jack your win. Or is it the bagel?

Pepe the Frog

You got me like how KYM got your origin: wrong

I'm well-memed, and my friend, the prez has me goin' strong

You've always been YouTube Poop-oo, so you can suck my pee pee

There's the exit. GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD, NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Weegee

You must be in a Fortran-ce if you think you'll win just cause I'm old

I could spit nothing and still manage to take home the gold

Trumping chicken Clinton triggers, leaving them Fire Flower'd, bro!

Obey and realize your win is Missing like Mario!

''*suddenly out comes a triangle in the background, closing in on our two contestants...and it reveals itself to be MARCIANITO! Wait, what?*

Marcianito

Ayy lmao! Let me confirm the realism of this win

You'll fall like mortgage rates in California when my verse begins

So Mama came home and decide to make hte spaghetti,

But given my sudden appearance and how he raps, he doesn't seem steady

And as for the Trump supporter, not even a wall can keep the truth out

About how your smug butt should've stayed in the darkness and pout

This track's restricted by the gov. All's well that ends Roswell,

So take your spaghetti and tendies and Marcianito GO fuck yourself!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I DON'T KNOW, DECIDE OR SOMETHING!

Occasional Rap Battles that Exist!