User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/DRFH X1: Chris Belford

K, so I decided to try writing Dis Raps. My first request was from tbone. The person being dissed is a person he goes to school with. It's that guy who's the odd one out, but still mean to everyone. Name: CHRIS BELFORD.

Beginning
''We see me, Sqrawland, at home making iTunes covers. Searching for images of Yoda, one of the results is tbone's complaint.''

''I start growling. This slowly becomes a rampage as I generate an explosion that destroys my neighborhood. I look around and see all of New York City destroyed except for me and one thing: my tattered Yankees cap.''

I put it on, step in front of the ruins, and begin Dis Rapping.

Rap
Hey man, you’re much too tall! People still call you a wimp!

Ya hang out with a weird kid, and yer covered in pimps!

So excuse me, not-brother, I’m delivering some fourth-degree burns!

My rhymes will free humanity of Chris Belford as the world turns!

Your sister’s a genius, man, you’re a disgrace to your family!

I have to wipe you out to preserve global sanity!

Now I know your dad’s on weed and your household’s poor!

But now Dis Raps For Hire’s coming and knocking at your door!

Just like you missed ARISTA, you fail miserably in life!

Now I’m bringing up some disses as sharp as a knife!

Loosen up on people, ain’t there no space for your hating, Chris!

Clear out all that acne, and gather yer balls to face this dis!

Rambo Ahlquist on your face, Sqrawland’s pointing out his mace, know your place, life’s a race, YOU LOSE AND GET STUCK BEHIND.

Cue scary face.