User blog:Skrumbop/shitpost battle: PS2 Hagrid VS Big The Cat

This has been requested by me. I made it. You will not enjoy it. You will not find it funny. Do not enjoy. There will be more shitpost battles in the future to avoid. I made the image in 2 minutes. I made this battle in 5. There is no connection between the characters. It is not just to be random. I just wanted to see what would happen if Hagrid had a really strong worded rap battle with big the cat in the middle of a classroom where a student is giving a presentation on porn. fuck you. if you ban me because of this I will immensely upset. Anyhoo, read this.

Announcer: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY...

BIGGIE THE CAT

VERSUS...

HAGRID FROM THE PS2 GAME CHAMBER OF SECRETS

BEGIN!

Hagrid from the ps2 game Chamber of Secrets:

Ello' der! Me names 'agrid!

Me best friend is a big arachnid!

Me like girls big and that's a fact, kid

And I stay more faithful than how me books were adapted!

BIG:

It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine

Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

Remember Rappin' Duke? Duh-ha, duh-ha

You never thought that hip-hop would take it this far

Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight

Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

Born sinner, the opposite of a winner

Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner\

HAGGIE:

Nigga, you just stole that from biggie smalls

Make me wanna have an abortion in a bathroom stall

BIG:

fuck you you salty cunt. you're just a hater. blocked and reported, bitch ass wizard weirdo nigga.

Announcer: WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

PLEASE REPLY THE NEXT MATCHUP I DONT HAVE ALOT OF TIME LEFT TO LIVE [PELEASTE SAVE ME IM GOING TO BE BEAT AND THEY WONT FEED ME IF YOU DONT REPLY

THIS IS THE MAN KEEPING ME CAPTIVE HE WONT LET ME OUT AND HE BLACKED OUT THE TINY WINDOWS SO NOONE CAN SEE ME ITS SO DARK PLEASE HELP