User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Blackbeard vs Al Capone by Dexter

So, many of us have been doing tributes to the late audio of the new battle, and I started this yesterday and waited til tomorrow. This is awesome, I love it. <3 I'm so proud. P.S Not showing off with the full names, I'm compulsive.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Alphonse "Al" Capone

Nice Peter as Edward "Blackbeard" Teach

Dante Cimadamore as Davy Jones

Pat McIntyre as Raffaele "Ralph" Capone

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

AL CAPONE!

VS!

BLACKBEARD!

BEGIN!

Capone-

Listen up punk, I'm about to Edward Teach you a lesson,

'cause class is in session, I don't need no stupid confession,

to know that you're a weak motherfucker with no friends.

While they slashed up your neck, I bet you cried and made amends.

Your beard is a mess, your ship is a joke, and you look like you're on pot.

I am Al fucking Capone, you wanna beat me, dude? Go ahead, take a shot.

I'll put you in Davy Jones' locker, and tomorrow you won't be seein'

You're only famous for being in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Blackbeard-

Arrr fuck, am I facing this can't rap-scallion? Oh blast!

Watch me as I execute you and hang you from the mast.

I'll Cap-own your arse, and shut down your laughable Mafia.

You can try to run away, but alas, our crew with have at ya!

You'll be thrown overboard, and I'll let the sharks eat you.

It ain't a mean feat, no deceit, to use this beat to defeat you.

Times up for you, Alfonzie, for you this is no Happy Days.

I'm stronger than 100 of your puny Valentines' Days.

Capone-

Come at me bro, try and catch me, Teachie, if you could.

I'll be Raffael-ing up feathers all over your neighbourhood.

I'll shoot you in the Ed, leave you hung like a flag.

I get all the bitches, while you lust after an old hag.

I'm the most feared criminal, you make me hurl.

I'll wrap you up and choke you with my own Black Pearl.

You can't compete with me, I mean, sheesh.

Just stay away from the Mafia, capiche?

Blackbeard-

You mess around with, yo, ho ho's,

And you'll be saying oh please no

As I deftly cut your neck off

Will you please just feck off!

This is the rage of the fucking Blackbeard

I'm villainous, a stroke had you cleared

I'm ending this verse, you're feeling seasick

You can shut the hell of, you can suck me dick! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *gunshot* HISTORY!

Who Won?
Who Won? Blackbeard Al Capone