User blog:Flashley/I have to get this off my chest

Oh look, a blog from me without Frisk or the batter. Anyway, a crapton of stuff has happened recently between me and the users of the wiki, and I get your anger, so I think it would be best if I leave THIS HOT RAP RIGHT HERE SON

RAP BATTLE FUCK YEAH

Bruce Banner:

I am Bruce Banner, don't mess with me

This is the tenth shirt I had to buy this week

When I'm angry I could still drive better than you

So suck my dick and read my comics too

Bruce Jenner:

I'm a real athlete, you probably take roids

Like that dude I hit with the car, you will be destroyed

I'm gonna get a sex change after this but first

Read Flashey's batter series, it's better than your verse

Bruce Banner:

Flashley's.... Batter series??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hulk:

NO ONE TRIGGERS HULK

HE WILL MAKE YOU SULK

10/10 HULK WOULD SMASH YOU

SO BIG HE GOES IN BOTH BATHROOMS

WHEN HULK TRANSFORM, HE STILL A DECENT PERSON

HULK WILL MAKE YOU FEEL WORTHLESS

YOU MAKE HEADLINES, HERE IS NEWS

HULK STILL HAS BETTER BOOBS

Caitlyn Jenner:

Oh, it's about time for my rhymes-a

I didn't lose any penis, I just added vagina

From the track to that one car accident

I gotta go fast to keep up with the Kardashians

Centipede penis motherfucking dick transphobe

Stop destroying trains and cars you fucking asshole

I exist in real life, call me gender fluidity

But you, and your pants? You gotta be kidding me

Hulk:

HULK WAS INSENSITIVE, HE APOLOGIZE

HE LOVE LGBT, HE REALLY SORRY GUYS

Caitlyn Jenner:

You're a good guy Hulk, I'm sorry too.

Now I think we both know what we have to do.

what they did

Hulklyn:

I WILL SMASH ALL THE BIGOTED MEN

WHO DON'T ALLOW RIGHTS TO THE TRANSGENDS

WE NEED TO BE A HAPPY FREE WORLD

WHERE WE CAN BE EITHER BOY AND/OR GIRL

SHOUTOUT TO ANY OTHERKIN PUT YOUR HANDS UP

ALL THE GENDERS COME TOGETHER AND TAKE A STAND UP

I just realized that was really ableist, and I just wanna say

That I'm sorry. BUT PLEASE HELP US SMASH THE WHITE MEN

The Patriarchy:

Hulklyn please. I have heard your cries.

Now the era of oppression of minorities has died.

Now women can earn equal pay.

And trans women and men can use what bathroom they may.

No judgement for anyone who comes out as gay.

The white men give up their reign, this is the new way.

We learned to be tolerant, the bigotry has seized

NOW GET READY FOR ANOTHER BATTER BATTLE NEXT WEEK

WHO WON SON

BATTER IS NEXT

WHOOOOOOOOO

RAP BATTLES OF EQUAL RIGHTS