User blog:WoodenHornets/Steven Universe vs SammyClassicSonicFan. Epic Rap Battles of Nonsense

'''Hello! '''and welcome to my newest written rap battle series "Epic Rap Battles of Nonsense" (don't worry it isn't spam).



Here I will be doing a matchup between two things that may not have anything in common, but will attempt to at least write some thing decent to make up for a terrible matchup. Today we have Squeaky Sonic Screamer SammyClassicSonicFan up against Steven from The Crystal Gems.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Zander Peers as SammyClassicSonicFan

The Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NONSENSE

STEVEN UNIVERSE

VS

SAMMY...CLASSIC...SONICFAN

BEGIN!

SammyClassicSonicFan:

Hey you little frick, you better listen here son

Your gems and your shield won't protect your ears drums

I've entered the internet hall of fame, gotten shouts from Chatronic

But that doesn't matter, as long as you LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC

With that get up you're wearing, looking like a fanamatronic

Walking around looking like the mascot for Target

You must be Lion, because what you're always saying won't fly

Now that I'm done destroying you, tell your mom I said hi

Steven Universe:

Ha, I've been raised by the Crystal Gems, so I can stand up and say

That squeakers like you aren't worth my time today

I'm not a Lion Licker for saying this diss owned you

I think somebody's mother should've probably disowned you

You're a nerd, what kinda've back pack is that little brat

This Dora the anger Exploder needs to take a step back

Because when me and Connie fuse you'll learn not to mess with us

So go grab your Sonic lunchables and run back to the school bus

SammyClassicSonicFan:

ERRGGHHH YOU LITTLE FRICK SHUT THE FRICK UP

YOU LOOK LIKE A PANCAKE BOOBY, SO GO SUCK A DUCK

Sorry for my burst of anger, but you really piss me off

Just look at you, looks like someone Photoshop inflated David Hasselhoff

Speaking of, Beach City isn't even weird you queer

I've seen that kinda stuff in my Sonic Dreams gear

Get a life you Hammy Fat Sick Tonic Tran

and never mess with Sammy Classic Sonic Fan

Steven Universe:

I've seen better schemes from a Peridot shuttle

Stop freaking out every time I give you a rebuttal

I'm Steven, (YEAH) throwing bombs with my name

This is my Universe (BOOM) you can't reach my fame

We all knew you were a troll, but at least get some style or wit

You pulled your videos out your butt and just ran with it

So just stop, please, I'm begging you, we don't need war

You'll end up like the girl who tried drawing Rose Quartz

(OH MAN THAT WAS BRUTAL)

SO WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

POST A COMMENT BELOW

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NONSENSE!