User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S EPIC RAP BATTLES: Kenny (TWD Game) VS Ellis (L4D)

''(A group of three people are walking across a plain) ''

 

LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES!



''(The man stops the young girl who is carrying a baby as he sees another group approaching them they point their guns at them) ''

 

Kenny: Hey, we’re carrying a baby! Fuck, Clem, it’s more Russians!



KENNY



''(The group walks up and the youngest male steps ahead) ''

 

VS

 

Ellis: Well I reckon you get out of the way before I shoot.



<p class="MsoNormal">ELLIS

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<p class="MsoNormal">''(The group points their guns at the trio. Kenny opens his mouth.) ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Kenny: Well then.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ellis: I guess there is only one way to settle this…

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<p class="MsoNormal">BEGIN!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ellis:

<p class="MsoNormal">So here comes the crew, walking through a desolate snowy plain,

<p class="MsoNormal">To find a loser, not to mention that he’s an emotional wreck of a train,

<p class="MsoNormal">Today is a New Day but by the end of this you’ll be Starved for Help,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just like your dead dog; you’ll be put down like that little whelp!

<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you so mad, Kenny? Is it because your son was an annoying fuck?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ve survived two full seasons, congrats, but now, you’re outta luck!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll Carve-r out your body, I’ll feed you to the Walkers, you fool,

<p class="MsoNormal">While your guiding two kids, I’m killing zombie while still being cool!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Kenny:

<p class="MsoNormal">Wait, are you kidding me? Go back and jack off to your buddy Keith,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m killing zombies daily, you just kill them by the skin of your teeth,

<p class="MsoNormal">Amid the Ruins you’ll fall, you can’t beat ME in THIS verbal brawl,

<p class="MsoNormal">I used to be a fisherman, now look at me, you have hit a wall!

<p class="MsoNormal">Check Around Every Corner, you have a very Long Road Ahead,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re In Harm’s Way, you have 400 Days until I fill you with lead,

<p class="MsoNormal">Just another generic character, you have no business in rhyme,

<p class="MsoNormal">I would let you pass but I’m afraid to say that you are Left with No Time!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''(Kenny draws out his pistol and shoots the group standing before him. He, Clem, and AJ keep walking as a single man come running after them) ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Francis:

<p class="MsoNormal">I hate how old men try to act tough, honestly, it’s fucking hilarious,

<p class="MsoNormal">But you winning this fight? That is, without a doubt, nefarious,

<p class="MsoNormal">I hate everything about you, your hat, your personality, everything,

<p class="MsoNormal">This is the zombie apocalypse, frickin’ just DO something!

<p class="MsoNormal">You look like a Smoker, I’ll charge you like a Charger, old man,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll turn you into mush, that’s the level of how you’re being told, man,

<p class="MsoNormal">You have more things to learn, so prepare for your end,

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you think that you’re likeable? You were abandoned by your friends!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Kenny:

<p class="MsoNormal">Another one? Yeah, sure, I’ll definitely be dead by the end of the day,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll ground YOU up, make myself a little Hell’s Angel fillet,

<p class="MsoNormal">All That Remains is a shitty game series, Left 4 Dead is done,

<p class="MsoNormal">Just let Me, Clem and AJ pass, man, this battle, I’ve already won!

<p class="MsoNormal">A House Divided, that’s what this is, foolish, why do you fight?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m letting off Steam; I’m making the way of life right!

<p class="MsoNormal">So I hope that you’ve learned a lesson, you didn’t withstand my attack,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now you can’t talk smack, c’mon Clem, there’s No Going Back!

Who Won? Ellis and Francis Kenny