User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 3 - Jack Bauer vs Jason Bourne

So welcome to the third battle of season 2. I have had good reception so far (unfortunately not in terms of internet XP) and hope this may continue. I dedicate this battle to Trent who initially suggested it. Protagonist of TV show 24, Jack Bauer, takes on Jason Bourne, of the Bourne series, to see who is the better action spy with initials JB. The order goes Bourne, then Bauer, then Bourne, then Bauer.

The Cast
EpicLLOYD as Jack Bauer

Nice Peter as Jason Bourne

The Battle
You've entered the Bourne Dominion, try to stop my rap explosions

I come to the conclusion that you want a public commotion

Prepare to experience the Webb of mistaken identity

Nail you to a Cross, call it my Legacy

Got betrayed by your friend, he became what you hate

The worst thing about you? How'd you pronounce your name

Two years in China and you didn't speak a word

With all those deaths it's the worst story I've ever heard

What's the point in me rapping you'll have forgotten by tomorrow

This is my Ultimatum, you should experience the sorrow

That Bauer brings to bash Bourne in 24 hours

Killin' and takin' names, strikes me like a coward

I'll keep it Compact, you'll be left sucking my Koch

As Cain feels the pain of extreme memory loss

Your whole family wiped out with just one bomb

Jack just took out this inferior James Bond

Calm down or I'll be forced to turn you to stone

Helping the government but always crying to be home

Every time you date a girl something bad happens

I'll leave you like my house in Cambodia, destroyed and flattened

Jason please, let me prove who's the better spy and JB emcee

Solving cases from LA to Washington DC

You spend your whole time 'praying' on your knees to The Monk

When it comes to rapping I'm clearly Delta number one

Who won? Jack Bauer Jason Bourne