User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali

Michael Jordan
When you're not in Vietnam, why do not you dodge this fight you, right?

Because you have a lot of opportunities to look like LeBron.

I'm flying machine, like you've never seen before in the world!

You can fight a man? I can bring the whole team!

I choke a paint skipping his own!

When I hit back, KFC joke was smoked!

For swimming sting like a bee, like a butterfly,

Now, double dribble who can not see!

Muhammad Ali
Here meandering Jordan, tongue Diners

Like a big dumb by goblins in the air!

You're the only bull ugly Rodman!

It was a gamble to play with me, you have a problem!

Basketball career total rotating strike.

You when you come back like Gandalf the wizard black!

You need to pack on the shelf, holding from your ugly shoes.

It is possible to stay Golf Handicap for yourself!

I'm clean, my hands very quickly.

I want to beat Hitler mustache on your face again!

Your father just died, and I have felt your family,

But your baseball career is a tragedy it!

Michael Jordan
Man, I'm sick, I feel you!

You should be mandatory in your lap your hands your prince!

My microphone Pippen, but I did not score!

Left on the grill all the people my name is George Foreman!

Muhammad Ali
What's wrong with you, I've seen beat Reggie Miller, boy?

Fight like a little girl, you do Nike shoes!

Pants for the patron and the company McDonald's.

Sales of biscuits, stuck in a "Ritz!

Michael Jordan
So, Cassius want to speak cash checks!

School, you will be sitting in your bug spray Japanese men, "I'm on Broadway before your face from your play!

Hit nothing, butt net! You is not seen nothing yet!

It is full of dog feces, you ', you have to move the cause of the man!

Well, I'm a better MC!

Battle more than once, I fell in love with the third consecutive to me!

Muhammad Ali
Beep! Why in the trash? Do not save

It will give you a Liston I go: ass flat!

You need to stand up to the children of North Carolina

Because, it far exceeds the Space Jam Circle "You suck!