User blog:DemonicBeast/Magnezone vs Probopass. Pokémon Rap Battles 5

Sorry for the long wait, mostly because I was struggling to improve. Here we go!

The magnetic monarch, Magnezone, and the rocky repeller and attractor, Probopass, engage in a magnetic rap duel!

Are you ready for an all new battle? I bet you are, and if you aren't, fuck you!

Let's

Get

Started!

Announcer:










Probopass:
It's time to bring the Thunder! This bolt-brain just won't learn!

I'll Rock Polish you off with some rock-hard burns!

Try to get the Stone Edge, but you'll lose either way!

I'll leave your metal melting on a bright Sunny Day!

I've got Strength! I'll Smack you Down and wither you with erosion!

And my Flash Cannon will trigger your remains' Explosion!

I'm rapping up a Sandstorm! You can't knock me down!

I'll just get up again! I've pretty much won this Round!

Magnezone:
So this hairy, stone nutsack thinks he can step to me?

Just try me! I'll Magnet Bomb you till you're cracked and crumbly!

Taste my Thunder Punch! Straight to your Iron Head!

Shoot you with ten Zap Cannons and leave you for dead!

I'll Wild Charge at this pumice potato with full force!

Then make Giga Impact with him and throw him off course!

You're a terribly designed Pokémon, and you're a bad rapper!

I'll take you and your crap raps and flush 'em down the crapper!

Probopass:
I'm so nosy, I'll predict everything you throw out!

I'll Blast Rocks at you and Bulldoze you with a Rollout!

I'll twist out both of your screws, poor you!

The Power of Gems will snap this magnet in two!

Magnezone:
Please! I'm the best magnet Pokémon that was ever alive!

If you could put on a Magic Coat, you would survive

The barrage of attacks I'll throw straight your way!

I could One Hit K.O you with a weak Signal Beam ray!

Don't try to pull out that Volt Switch shit,

You aint going anywhere! Bet for you, staying is the pits!

And it is! My rhymes are strong as Steel! Oh, one last bit!

You repelled your victory, and I attracted it!

Announcer:
WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!



POKEMON!

(the logo is pulled offscreen by a magnet's rays)

RAPBATTLESSSSSSS!!!!

Poll
Who won? Magnezone Probopass