User blog:MonkeyInATank/Eduard Khil vs Rick Astley

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

EDUARD KHIL!

VS!

RICK ASTLEY!

BEGIN!!!

Eduard:

Trololololo, you're about to get trolled

You'll never pwn me, even if I get Rick Roll'd

You're known for one song, I have an Order of Merit

Whenever I'm on the mic, I tear it

You didn't belong on Just Dance 4

That gay song of yours just says you're a whore

Rick:

I'll Rick Roll you and all of your fans

You think you could possibly beat me, man

I'm never gonna give up this battle, it's mine for the taking

You're six feet under, I spend all my time lovemaking

I'm a YouTube sensation, I've only seen you in one video

If you win this battle, I'll give you my recording studio

Eduard:

You Rick Rolled a whole parade, now everyone hates you

But when people see my vid, they chant WooHoo!

Rick:

No, when people see your video, they plug their ears

The repitition in your song is to much for me to hear

Eduard:

I may be dead now, but I'm more famous than you'll ever be

Especially when you were expelled from nine fraternities

Rick:

You don't seem to understand the awesomeness of my lyrics

If I have to hear you one more time, I'm gonna be sick

Eduard:

YouTube is my site to control, adios, buddy

I've seen your video a few times, you look a little chubby

Rick:

You call that an insult, bitch, I guess this battle's over The only way you could rap worse is on a hangover

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Rick Astley Eduard Khil