User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence Redux Off Season: Paper Mario vs Isaac(Binding of Isaac Afterbirth)

Before the Battle:
Here we have Isaac from the Binding of Isaac Afterbirth going against Paper Mario. I did the best I could with this, but I didn't put in as much effort because this battle was just for fun. I hope you guys like it.

Paper Mario vs Isaac


VS



Paper Mario:
I'll fire drive your ass into the sky

Tell me kid are you ready to roll a die?

You'll get more than pinky eye in this fight

It'll be blinky lights

like your blinky screen

Hammer throw your bod outta ring

Then come back with quake and a spring

Smackin rugrats while you fight piles of shit

You're unfit to face someone with story commit

And ya have to be gory to show you're derogatory

But you're corny like your flies category

Isaac:
It's Isaac rising flaming fighting

Sights heightening becoming frighening

I'm here to beat this overrated overweighted fucker who's outdated

I created a rise in rogue games, demonstrated rogues can be the greatest

I'm still going strong while you're still going hog!

And yeah I wear a thong, but at least I keep quality on

While you color splash and do things outta fash

I'm having a bash and puttin' greed's ass on blast

Go back doing meaningless tasks just to get a crystal star

You think you traveled far, but couldn't get outta rougueport's heart

Man, this bozo can't face anyone solo

I got the relics and charms to beat this rolo!

Paper Mario:
Ya smell like rogueport sewers your rapping is manuere

Skewer you on spikes up the pooper

Wahoo Wahee whoop you down cause you're frail and weak

You fail worse than your mom fetish, freak

I got the feats to beat this fecal lovin' child

And I'll be goin' atcha like I'm Keelhaul Key in the wild

Speaking of keys you're worthless without em so please

And you can't get off your feet without needing help from freaks

I'll give ya a heart attack, worse than your heart attacks

Smacking you with facts harder than I beat shadow queens ass

Seven is the only RNG I need for ease

While you have trouble finding that many keys

I'm out this tease go fuck devils and angels, peace!

Isaac:
That was in hardmode you're not hard bro

You jump around like an idiot who's high on coke

But it's mushrooms that leave you broke

And you just lied cause that was from a previous version

Don't need a diversion to smack this simpleton into aversion

I'm a high tear mastermind and have powers of master kind

So much so I even piss on demon and angel shrines

I got mom's knife, brimestone, glass can. at my disposal

Your proposal is over a hundred HP to go postal

Or cowering at five with charge b's as you're hopeful

This ain't utra greed you're in ultra need,

Of an alt friend to help you proceed

You fell for an obvious creed and almost concede,

To x-fucks who almost left anyone in need of free!

Paper Mario:
Stop, you pop pills for fills

Your game has barely any thrills,

Unless you are strong enough to kill

Now go back to walkin' in high heels!

You need 10 health while I only need seven of it

You bit worse than when your demon guy's split

You're not fit to face this amazing acrobatists

You need practice in more than walking on spikes with callus

Isaac:
And your journey is more predictable than the basements I walk

You fuck, couldn't get off the princess's machine slot

You're not hot and your worthless princess always gets caught

I got cards and runes to put this man in distraught

He'll need a hierophant after I am done with this taunt!

Cause as long as I have a fire mind it's not all for naught

You had to have everything good to you TAUGHT!

Paper Mario:
You're more of a mess than the pit of a hundred trials

You defile yourself with harm to get vile

While I play files to save spirits from viles!

And all your characters are just a obvious swap

I think I'm done mocking this blood spewing twat!

'''WHO WON? '''

'''Who will be next? '''

'''WE'LL SEE! '''

Who Won? Paper Mario Isaac Tie