User blog:Alanomaly/Alanomaly Rap Battles 9 - Johnny 5 vs Claptrap

No one got this battle from the last hint ;-;

Crai ;-;

Oh well. We'll be fine.

This battle features the main character of both Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2, Johnny 5, going against the cowardly and narcissistic robot of the Borderlands franchise, Claptrap, with a few other people as well.

YEY ROYALE AGAIN! :D

Deal with it fgts >:(

Lyrics
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ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES



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BEGIN!

Johnny 5
 Input. I need input. Input for why you're battling me.

 My rhymes will rewire you like a bolt of electricity.

 You're a moron. A coward. A purposeless general purpose bot.

 And when I bring the heat, you're sure to win... Not.

 I'm legendary, golden like C-3PO, inspired a Pixar movie's main character.

 You're a failure, Elsa loneliness, even trapped on a glacier.

 I'm a powerhouse, with a sence of loyalty to the humans.

 You lose your eye, make them Slave-O-Matics, they are not minions.

 I'm Number 5, but in rapping, I'm a Number 1.

 I'll Clap when you're Trapped, I've already won.

 I'll dissasemble you, your annoying voice shall be no more.

 Not even the Vault Hunters will come out to mourn.

 I should cover your face like you were Handsom Jack.

 When you start a fight with Johnny, you never go back!

Claptrap
(Beat starts at 0:21)

Wow! I'm not dead from your horrid excuse for raps!

 I'm CL4P-TP General Purpose, AKA Claptrap!

 I should've jumped in in the middle of your verse,

<p style="text-align:start;"> A Pre-Sequel of my raps just like in my universe!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm a master of lyrics, letters A to Dr. Zed!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm the goddamn good guy, just like Jack said!

<p style="text-align:start;"> Who are you to step up here to me?

<p style="text-align:start;"> The twice removed deformed cousin of WALL-E!

<p style="text-align:start;"> Let it be known I'm the ruler of the robots!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm a Ninja Assassin, sneaky with my flowbots.

<p style="text-align:start;"> Let me ask you Johnny, how much Cash did you cost

<p style="text-align:start;"> To get your skin plated like a scrawny C-3PO rip-off?

<p style="text-align:start;"> When I smash you with my tools, you're sure to be more than sore!

<p style="text-align:start;"> Honestly, I think I'd rather battling Space Core!

<p style="text-align:start;">''[The beat changes. The background changes to space and Space Core is seen floating there. Wheatley's line is in blue.]''

Space Core
(Beat starts at 0:18)

(SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!)

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm in space, a place where I can be free,

<p style="text-align:start;"> If only you two were as worthy to be here as me!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm a spastic core, Space-tic Core, and I'm the core

<p style="text-align:start;"> Of this battle, there's still rappers, two more!

<p style="text-align:start;"> You're not alive, you're both dead, when you roll in my domain.

<p style="text-align:start;"> Space is my place, it is my rule that shall reign!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'll split you both apart, bring you back as PotatOS,

<p style="text-align:start;"> Wait, that didn't kill you? Ooh, so close!

<p style="text-align:start;"> You both seem stressed, I think you might need some space.

<p style="text-align:start;"> Oh, wait, I've got it all, locked up, stay away!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'll Claptrap Johnny in a cave and call it Cave Johnson,

<p style="text-align:start;"> If you thought you could beat me, you were wrong, son!

<p style="text-align:start;"> This is my lair, and I'll spit out raps, like a toxin, so lethal.

<p style="text-align:start;"> I think I'd prefer if I was rapping agains the robot beetle.

<p style="text-align:start;">''[The beat again changes as does the background, showing the OSS building. R.A.L.P.H jumps up, in an increased size from his movie version.]''

R.A.L.P.H.
(Beat starts at 0:07)

<span style="color:rgb(255,215,0);text-align:start;">I'm a spy bot, the one you call in for stealth,

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'll tie you in a bow, and it shall decrease your health.

<p style="text-align:start;"> My rhymes will bug you, expect an insect inspecting gadget.

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm more invulnerable than a grasshopper that Johnny mashed.

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'll call up Spidermonkey and we'll make some monkeys out of you.

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm a surprise appearance, just like my Spy Kids 2 debut!

<p style="text-align:start;"> Golden plates that are shinier than the shit Johnny has.

<p style="text-align:start;"> You'll be ruined when you try to step to the bug R.A.L.P.H.!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'd break into a Vault just to trap you three in it,

<p style="text-align:start;"> And then go on my own Adventure like Rick.

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'll drive you in a ship, then leave you all rekt.

<p style="text-align:start;"> The bug of all bots, helping a young Generator Rex.

<p style="text-align:start;"> Rapping Attacks Leaving Pitiful Helpers in the dust!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I bet even Zim's robot wouldnt make as much of a fuss!

''[The backdrop changes to the inside of Invader Zim's house. 'GIR's regular lyrics are in  teal, his Duty Mode is in  red , and Zim's are in  magenta .]''

GIR
(Beat starts at 0:30)

<span style="color:rgb(32,178,170);text-align:start;">(Woooooooooooohoooooooo!)

<p style="text-align:start;"> GIR! Reporting for duty! (Hehe, duty!)

<p style="text-align:start;"> If my rhymes offend you, I'm still too adorable for you to sue me!

<p style="text-align:start;"> I'm a robot of commands, not like a SIR but like a GIR!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (Hi, cow!) If you haven't given up already, you're like me, you'll never learn!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (Ahhhh!) My name sounds like a Mad, Mad, Rubber Piggy!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (INTRUDER!)   I'm a mongoose with a dog bite, so sickly!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (Yay!) You're doomed! I'll Clap when you're in my Trap!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (I was the turkey!) Send Space Core into space with my tacoless explosive rap!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (Piggy!) You're like biscuits, I should never mention you again!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (GIR!)   Yes, master! I'll eat this little bug like I'm a robot with chicken legs!

<p style="text-align:start;">[Gir takes off his dog outfit.]

<p style="text-align:start;"> (I'm naked!) My rhymes hit you like a sammich to Dib's face!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (Okie dokie!) Everyone's dream dog will knock Johnny from his standing place!

<p style="text-align:start;"> (I saw a squirrel!) When GIR takes the mic, all other robots stand no chance,

<p style="text-align:start;"> (What is it?!) I'm the Prime, Robot in Disguise, and finish a battle with a gif-turned dance!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



ALANOMALY RAP [the logo is electrocuted] Battles....

Poll
Who Won? Johnny 5 Claptrap Space Core R.A.L.P.H. GIR