User blog:CaveJohnson333/Jack's Rap Battles: Dav Pilkey vs. Roald Dahl

Alright. I'm ready. I got some Kickstart and I'm ready.

TO MAKE A GOOD BATTLE!!!!

Today we have writer of the Captain Underpants series, Dav Pilkey, against beloved author, Roald Dahl, to see who the sillier writer is.

Epic Lloyd: Dav Pilkey

Nice Peter:  Roald Dahl

JACK'S RAP BATTLES!!

DAV PILKEY!!

VS.

ROALD DAHL!!!

BEGIN!!

Roald Dahl
This is the tale of a immature boy named Dav

Wrote adventurous books, but wasn't very brave

I was a fighter in the war! You're just a hyper bore!

Creating picture books that give me eye sores!

Every book you've ever wrote makes me wince

Because half of your plots don't even make sense!

Don't even try to rap back, go back home to Seattle

Because when it comes to writing, I've already won this battle!

Dav Pilkey
Time to beat this old brit who isn't any fun

You fought in the war? Well I caused World War Won!

Beating this fool will be such a chore

A old forgotten writer who isn't loved anymore!

You say my stories are bad? What the hell man!

You write about a guy kidnapping children!

To make a good book, you need to think like a kid

Admit it Dahl, you've just been bested

Roald Dahl
My books are beloved, while your's aren't even smart

History will forget you like that awful movie F.A.R.T!

I'm through with you Dav, you've been a bother

Now get out of here, before you wind up like your father

Dav Pilkey
I've been writing stories since I was a child

While your first story wasn't even wild!

This MC is crushing you like a BFG

It's obvious you aren't nearly as good as me!

Who won

Who's next?

I'm tired

Jack's rap battles of history

woohoo

Who won? Roald Dahl Dav Pilkey