User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY 3

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The Hero of Hyrule, Toon Link VS Ike, Hero of Tellius

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EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



TOON LINK



VS



IKE



BEGIN!



Ike:

Prepare yourself, you’re about to face your demise,



you’re girly elf about to have an Aether between your thighs



The Dawn shall shine upon you, showing your Radiant death,

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<p class="MsoNormal">which is price to pay for your video game theft

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<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t make me mad or you’ll face an Eruption,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you think you’ll win but you’ll face some major correction,

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re the Hero of Time? Hah! You have to hit puberty to achieve that!

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<p class="MsoNormal">The realistic version will have a better chance against me; you’re just a kid who’s fat

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<p class="MsoNormal">Toon Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">HE-HWOO-HWAH! That’s all I need to defeat you,

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<p class="MsoNormal">I protected Hyrule many times, you protected yours twice; do you have a clue?

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a game thieve? Where have you been in the 80’s… oh wait,

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<p class="MsoNormal">you weren’t created back then, aren’t you late

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll send you Skyward with my Sword and leave you in a ditch,

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<p class="MsoNormal">how are you going to beat me when you’re full of glitch?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You were in only two, idiotic games and when I heard your name I was like “Who?”

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<p class="MsoNormal">I may be 10 years-old but I still have more balls than you!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ike:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh shut it you Animaniac kid, or you’ll face my Awakening

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<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t beat me, even with that Z target that I’m currently disabling

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<p class="MsoNormal">Your best fighting shout sounds like your constipated

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<p class="MsoNormal">Looks like you got a problem with your brain, no wonder why you’re so hated

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<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’ll win? It won’t take 4 swords to beat me

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<p class="MsoNormal">A dead little boy in a grave, that’s what you shall be

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<p class="MsoNormal">Toon Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh playing dirty are we? Let me show you whose boss

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re face is so ugly and your teeth look horrible, do you even floss?

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<p class="MsoNormal">I shall leave you petrified like all of those other people

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<p class="MsoNormal">You’re out living the dumb life while I’m defeating evil

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<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the better swordsman, lets get back to fighting, isn’t this what this games about?

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<p class="MsoNormal">You just stepped up to my plate, but your Hourglass has ran out

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DON’T DECIDE

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –Link does his right 2 and Ike does his one and the logo goes flying- HIIIIIIIISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

<poll? Who won? Toon Link Ike