User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.12: James Bond vs Evel Knievel

I'm still going.

YAY!!!!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JAMES BOND

VS

EVEL KNIEVEEEEEEEEL

BEGIN!

James Bond

Moneypenny, come in. I'm just spotted my next target.

I can tell you, his no artist.

I got something, for your eyes only.

Go cry in the corner, a daredevil thats so lonely.

I go on undercover missions, what do you do?

Jumping off a cliff, til your motorbike goes Kaboom.

Die another day, straight up to heaven.

Moneypenny, come in. This is 007.

Evel Knievel

James, you have nothing on me.

Dr.no way that you can beat me.

Rapping so fast, that my rhymes out skill thee.

Confused by their own sexuality.

I'm so popular I have a fan base.

Your so ugly that you keep changing your face.

This battle will be your only down fall.

Come, put up a fight. This is going to be a brawl.

James Bond

Shut up. I'm the golden boy here.

Do you even know William Shakespeare?

Nobody loves you, including Russia.

My headquarters in located in London.

Evel, your just an oddjob.

Get on your knee and take a bite of my knob.

Evel Knievel

Incoming, here come my jaws.

But you better watch out because there going to be a pause.

What's on your watch? YOUR LONG HISTORY OF PORN!

Having it off with every woman you meet, to blow their french horn.

Tell Ms. Moneypenny, I want some of her.

You're no secret agent, you're just an amateur!

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

