User blog:Stofferex/Video Game tourney-Kratos vs Duke Nukem

'''Hi there. Im in the Video Game tourney. Hurray for me! But anwyway...'''

'''This time, its the bad-ass macho man Duke Nukem from the "Duke Nukem" games, versus the bad-ass god slayer Kratos from the "God of War" games. Its time to see who's more bad-ass!'''

Roles:
Me as Duke Nukem

Scrawland Scribblescratch as Kratos

The battle
EPIC VIDEO GAME TOURNEY RAP BATTLES!

KRATOS...

VERSUS...

DUKE NUKEM!

BEGIN!

(Duke Nukem)

 What the hell is this? That dumbass who got betrayed?/

 His sorry excuse for a game, that shit SHOULD be delayed!

 Trying to challange a bad-ass like me? Not very clever/

 I'll make this black or white idiot disappear forever and ever!

 And stop crying like a baby, I don’t care about your tragedy/

 Wait yes I do, how does it feel to kill your OWN family?

 Come at me br00, I peel your skin off easier than a banana peel/

And not even your blade of olympus can cut off my balls of steel!



(Kratos)

(Duke Nukem)

(Kratos)

Poll
