User blog:Dragonsblood23/Epic Rap Battles of Gaming 4 Kirby VS Pac-Man



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMING

Kirby

VS

Pac-Mannnnnn

BEGIN

Pac-Man:

Back from the 80's, The original Ghostbuster,

I kill off my foes, your just dress like them and make them clustered.

I'm a gaming Icon, your a midget Majin Buu,

I'll chomp you from your body to your red shoes.

I fight colorful enemies you fight a blue penguin who is king,

and his hammer like thor, that would take you out in a swing.

No matter how many skills you bring up, You'll still be dumber than Chaka,

In fact I don't even have to rap all I have to say is waka waka waka.

Kirby:

That sound you just made, did you steal that from Fozzie Bear,

I'll suck your Wife and Jr. and do it all without a single care.

You design came from a pizza without 1 slice come on now thats lame,

You may have the Arcades but tell me about any sucess in console games.

Your game is broke cause pretty much on Level 256 it look like its been hacked.

I've been 4Kids TV while you've been XD'd so I'll see you after some Lab Rats.

I may be short but I can fly high and see you down below looking all shorter.

Cause at least everytime if I die I have no need for some lousy quarter.

Pac-Man:

People would play me for a quarter rather then you for $50-$60 Dollars.

I'll be RIGHT BACK AT YA! and give that stupid mechanic dog a collar.

and don't you dare about my design when yours looks like a blistery.

Because without there would never ever be a giant Gaming History.

Kirby:

You may have put your line in gaming, but now your new games is like beating a dead horse,

I'll hop on my Warp Star, Whip your tiny Hanna-Barbera, and make you dissappear your own corspe.

Cause when you begin nowadays to steal Pookas from Dig Dug and put them in your own game,

It shows that you may have changed our gaming history once as great but nowadays you bring shame.

WHO WON

WHO"S NEXT

YOU DECIDE



EPIC WAKA RAP WAKA BATTLES OF GAMING

Who Won? Pac-Man Kirby