User blog:Iamthelegion/Verse if I had to go against Karkat

To fight Karkat I wrote this verse as I expected to be put against him, but he changed to FReddy Fazbear and I was put against Raven. So here it is (Disclaimer: I know very little about Karkat):

So it's a bounty hunter against a gray bug?

I guess you'll see that I double as a thug

You're Alterniabraindead if you think you'll win

Do you mind if I shut my eyes? You're as ugly as sin

Some lame drawing which is somehow popular

But if you say you'll win, I'll stop you right there

I am a Boxingday, and I won't pull punches

Leave this fallacy of a foe with a hunch, yes

This is the end, no way out for you

Bury you in dosh, next to WonderPikachu (only in there because rhyming)