User blog:NightFalcon9004/Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank. Epic Fanmade Battles of History 9.

Main character of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, Greg Heffley, and Jewish Holocaust victim, Anne Frank, rap against each other to see who is a better diary writer.

TomSka? as Greg Heffley

Felicia Day? as Anne Frank

Nice Peter as Peter van Daan

Lloyd Ahlquist as Rowley Jefferson

Beat (Greg starts on 0:19)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ANNE FRANK

VS

GREG HEFFLEY!

BEGIN

Greg Heffley:

Oh gross. Battling you is worse than being around Fregley

But just like your face, this match is about to get ugly

Attacks so fast, you will Nazi them coming

Anne Frankly, you're cornered, so you can't hit the ground running

You Jew, it's a good thing you never grew up, weinerschnitzel eater

Cause with all your guests, you couldn't have Van Daan anything with Peter

Analyze these fatal words and you'll die from concentration

Come out, little girl, and meet the fate of your nation

Anne Frank:

How typical of you to treat ladies this way

But you're a chicken who won't get a chick. That's all I have to say

You're no good at pimping, as any girl can see

Right now, you must feel socially awkward just talking to me

You're a pathetic wannabe, a disgrace among people

And just think that here, you'd have an Amster-damn large ego!

Loser, you're less cool than even your fat friend Rowley

I'll shoot this wuss blankly and you can call me Annie Oakley

Greg Heffley:

I'm not scared of you. I can face anyone without panic

But you hide from your problems by living in an attic!

You're a Rodrick-prick, bitch. You're so over hyper

I've heard better crap from Manny while he had Loded Diper

After this battle, your family won't be the only thing you lost

Because your raps are worse than the whole Holocaust!

Anne Frank:

You wimpy kid, you're the sole definition of a dork

I would slap pigs like you, but I'm not allowed to touch pork

You try to get rich and popular, but you'll never beat my posthumous fame

Like the rest of your weak family, I guess you were just born lame

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! RAP!

BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who won? Anne Frank Greg Heffley