User blog:Awesomesix/TDERB: Rizachulous Race Trailer

 Zach Sherwin:  Hello, I’m Zach Sherwin. And where am I, you may ask?

''*Camera zooms out, showing him in a street market in India, selling foods, jewelry, pottery, and other goods to families. Some people wave at the camera.* ''

 Zach Sherwin:  I’m in the first location of a ridiculous new series. Or, you could say, Rizachulous.

Hold your laughter, please.

*Zach coughs awkwardly.* 

''*Zach begins walking around the market while talking. A kid steals an apple from a vendor, before running into a pole.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> This series is the brand-spanking new show, Total Drama ERB: Rizachulous Race, where we have 18 teams competing in multiple challenges around the world to get a lot of money. More than most of them make in a year. That’s almost a hundred. Well, more than almost. It’s beyond. It’s cold hard cash, and the teams are going to play cold and work hard before they can even smell it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Zach picks up an apple, eats it, and places $20 on the vendor’s stall, who responds to the foreign currency annoyed. Zach keeps walking.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> What should you expect? Well, for one… a fair amount of epicness.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*A clip of Bill and Ted power-sliding down a stage with pyrotechnic fountains going off behind them, playing the guitar with gleeful faces. A crowd is heard cheering.* ''<span style="font-size: 10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The scene then cuts to Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage in a disco hall, with a couple wearing 1900s clothing and a man with fluffy, black hair doing random dances behind them. Two teams are heard arguing in the distance, barely audible over the music; one player seems to have a Scottish accent, the other makes threats about a hammer. Jamie is jumping in place with a dull look, and Adam is doing jumping jacks. Suddenly, the two look at each other. Dramatic music ensues.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Adam Savage: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Jamie, we’re getting nowhere. We’ve gotta step up our game… you know what to do, right?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Jamie Hyneman: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Yep.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The camera slowly zooms in on the two, looking at each other determined, Jamie squinting hard and Jamie smiling evilly. They slowly lean to one side, arms going to their sides and outwards from below the chest, and…* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The camera cuts to Zach Sherwin.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> ...and pain…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Juliet is shown pushing a portable vendor stall, similar to a hotdog stand, but made of wood, down a cobble road in India, with Romeo sitting on the counter, carrying expensive pottery.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Juliet: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> We’re almost to the safe zone!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Romeo: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Good, my face hurts… could you try to be a bit nicer next time you throw things at my face, love?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Juliet: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Yes, dear! Sorry.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Seventh place!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Juliet abruptly stops the cart on the Safety Napkin, flinging Romeo face first onto the ground in front of it. Zach looks down at him worriedly.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The scene cuts to Sherlock running in a cold, dark alley, with lots of ambient fog.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Sherlock: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Watson, I deduce that there is a wall I will run into!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Watson: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Preposterous!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Sherlock runs into said wall, falling backwards with a dumb smile. Watson steps backward, “OHHH”ing.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> And romance, of course.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*A clip shows of Leonidas flexing to Bonnie and Clyde with a cocky smile, Gorgo laying seductively on a cart, sarcastically yawning.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The clip switches to Capone and Blackbeard riding in a chariot next to Cleo and Monroe, all four with sandbags tied around their arms by ropes. The sound of wind drowns out most of the dialogue. A team consisting an old wigged man and a young teen are seen behind them, next to someone wearing a cowboy outfit riding a horse, also pulling a chariot ridden by someone, said person in a yellow jumpsuit.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Spit it out, Capone!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Cleo, I… I think I like you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Cleopatra: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> WHAT?? YOU LIKE WHAT?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> HE WANTS TO DO THE BUTTSTUFF!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Monroe and Cleo look at Blackbeard shocked and disgusted. Capone facepalms, letting go of the reigns.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Confessional Capone and Blackbeard <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Capone is seen covering his face with his left hand, elbow of his arm resting on his right one. Blackbeard looks at him confused.* ''<span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Al Capone: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> ...the buttstuff, Blackbeard?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Blackbeard: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Well, we scoundrels are all about the booty, yargh!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The camera cuts back to Zach Sherwin.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> And of course, some good old fashioned drama.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The scene cuts to Oprah and Ellen in a confessional, Oprah looking very mad and Ellen wearing mittens, rubbing her face on them like a cat.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Oprah: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Oh, I am so mad at those two stuck up twats! Does Cleo really think she owns the place? Get her near me again, I’ll beat her shit up!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Ellen: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Hey! That’s a rude word!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Ellen covers her ears with her mitts as Oprah looks at the camera unsurprised.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The scene cuts to Ali and Jordan fist-fighting on the Great Wall, Juliet walking by with a slouched Romeo, the latter’s face bruised.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white; mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Muhammad Ali (between punches): <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA"> I… don’t… like… you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Michael Jordan (also between punches): <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA"> I don’t like your… face!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Julius Caesar walks by the two fighting, and shoves them over the edge of the wall emotionlessly.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Confessional: Caesar and Zulu <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*Julius looks proud at himself, smirking, while Zulu stares at him questionably, arms folded across his chest.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Julius Caesar: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> Oops.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">*The camera cuts back to Zach, riding an elephant with Gandhi, who is throwing salt at people unseen by the camera.* <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"> <span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Zach Sherwin: <span style="font-size:10.5pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: JA"> So, who are you voting for? Well, it’s too early to say now, silly kids. You’ll have to tune in for…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">Total Drama ERB…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:JA">the Rizachulous. Race.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:150%;border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height: 150%;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language:JA">*The camera cuts.*