User blog:DexterMaximus/Epic Rap Battles of History Upgrades! Slender Man vs The Phantom of The Opera

Cast-


EpicLLOYD - Slender Man

Nice Peter - The Phantom

Battle-
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! UPGRADED!

Slender Man!

VS

The Phantom of The Opera!

BEGIN

Erik (Phantom)-

I am here, to battle this bitch with no face

You just hide, at least I kill with some grace!

I haunt the stage, and a very experienced costume designer

I hang people, scare women, while your crimes are "minor"

At least I have features, while you stand with a blank expression And your game just induces a state of psychotic depression

You run after people who take drawing, showing you are a true barbaric

So just ignore me, as I tie this rope, and push you! Death, by Erik!

Slender-

You come to take me on, I'm a rapping elite

Better than the Ripper, the women on the street

Are terrified of my blank stare, the inevitable static So you cannot "face" me, get that? My dear Erik

You keep your feelings "masked", and hide your ugly-ass face

And who cares if I'm sane? You just got owned by a mental case!

You think you are great, with your fancy ropes and accent

But Slender has outranked you! Prepare for your descent!

Phantom-

Bring it on! I bend the Raoul's while you play straight, in a game, how gay!

While I succesfully haunt, and murder! I could do this all night and all Daae

I took a true love and had a sequel, while you sit alone in the dark

So close your eyes - if you had any - and wait until the burn mark

Arrives, as I set fire to your life, take you out harder than that mouse

Steal a black rose, steal a dagger, steal your life and then steal a spouse

With my quick rhymes, I beat you, new to this rapping game, I still beat Slender

Because, I think that you just want to get a kid, whatever the weather, whatever gender

Slender-

What was that, you eccentric freak?

You just made a mess, with words so weak

I am always watching, without any eyes,

I am always there, whenever anyone dies

I am Slender! Taking out trash talk sick raps, beating a weirdo in a mask

Being beaten by Slender in a rap is as easy as beating my game is as hard a task!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!


 * creepy opera music in the background*

ERIK RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! UPGRADED!

Poll
Who Won? Slender Man The Phantom