User blog:Patts9009/Sigmund Freud vs Freddy Krueger --Epic Patts Battles of History

Before Note:
Welcome to the battle of Day and Night, Dreams and Nightmares, Sigmond Freud and Freddy Krueger. Like always. Enjoy and vote, comment, or do anything you wish. If you have a battle you'd wish to see in Season 2, or even 3, comment below.

Cast:
Lloyd as Sigmond Freud

Peter as Freddy Krueger

Sigmond Freud:
Bastard son of a 100 maniacs, you think I’m afraid?

You molest children because you’ll never get laid.

Want to know something worse than your game?

When you fought Jason and lost, you lost your fame.

I’ll lyrically burn you worse than your boiler room,

And it turns out Elm Street is your untimely doom.

You know what’s the basis of your nightmares? Me.

It’s game over for you, as I just achieved a Fatality.

Freddy Krueger:
Quit it, Freud. You’re a weak Dream Warrior.

While I won the Best Villain award in Horror.

Go back to your cocaine. It might cure these disses.

You got leukoplakia from giving the cigarette kisses.

I’ll knock you unconscious, leave you in the depth.

You’ll wish this battle causing your fall was repressed.

But I’ve got something to bring out your worst fears.

Scientist have found out you’ve been wrong for years!

Sigmond Freud:
With your sweater, you’re a wannabe Rogers.

You chase Nancy ‘cause you’re obsessed with her.

You’ll be seeing Chris Hansen soon, “Have a seat.”

When it’s Dreams and Nightmares, I got you beat.

Freddy Krueger:
You always ask what Martha wants? Just my dick.

Especially when you kissing her clit get you sick.

Face it, even R. L. Stein can give you a scare.

You’re done for kid, you’re in MY NIGHTMARE!

Who won? Sigmond Freud Freddy Krueger