Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 66/@comment-24408988-20161029172356

I decided to write verses for Ash vs Darwin. Tell me wat you think.

Ash
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was

To rap battle is my real test, to diss you is my score

Yo Chuck, what the fuck? Why you so sacreligious?

Thinking the Bible is false just from seeing a bunch of pidgeons

I make billions while your millions of tweeties keep eatin' wheaties

You're a meanie, like a Genie granting wishes from bitches

I caught 'em all, you died as a bald, widowed Gandalf

Pikachu, quit layin' around and use THUNDERBOLT!

Darwin
You're a silly little boy, you think I'm offended?

I made a real journey, your coma says you pretended

I studied parrots and blue jays, falcons, hawks, and finches

I'm standing tall, you look no taller than 12 inches

Unlike you, my discoveries made the world new

Started a new generation of kids like you

And now I'm sailing back to Shrewsbury, so farewell

Best behave, or you'll break just like the Liberty Bell