User blog:Drakan95/L vs Sherlock Holmes. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History. Season 2

So, I see that you finally solve the mystery of my previous hint, eh? Y'all good detectives indeed!

But anyways, welcome to my second battle of CvH's Season 2 and as always, I'm so proud to see many of you are reading my battles and give your honest toughts about them. It really warms my heart to see you supporting me and I couldn't done them without you guys! You are simply awesome as fuck!

Also, this battle was supposed to be published yesterday, but due to some University problems, I have to post it today. Also, some bad news. To keep my schedule still on Friday, the next battle will be released in 6 days. Sorry!!! ;-;

But ye, here's one of the most requested battles. Before we start, let's give some credits, shall we? First of all, HUGE thanks to my man Leandro for making the cover and Holmes's titlecards, but due to some problems, he couldn't finish the whole thing. But I did have my second ace, Wonder who managed to finish the art, by making L's titlecard, the endslate and also a interesting intro. Also, HUGE thanks to Joe who chiseled the battle, and HUGE thanks to Night and Bre for doing the proof reading.

Death Note character, L Lawliet, and renowned Victorian detective, Sherlock Holmes, battle against each other to see who's trully the most calculated and the most talented detective.

L Background: Inside his dark house

Sherlock Holmes Background: Inside his home from Baker Street

Beat: Criminal

Intro
A crowd had gathered around as Mr. Ed, star of his own TV show Mister Ed, lay dead on the ground. The horse had suffered a sudden, unexplainable heart attack and died immediately after. Police had gathered around, pushing back the crowd as the area was cut off for investigation. One of the only two people to have claimed to been witnesses to the event, BoJack Horseman, had promptly passed out from an anxiety attack, leaving no evidence behind in relation to the star's death. The other, Mr. Peanutbutter, had already been taken into police custody. He'd left the scene minutes before the death, but BoJack Horseman had managed to confirm that the dog was indeed present before promptly passing out. "Back! Back, all of you. I have arrived, so you may all move along. I shall get to work, without any doddling," spoke up a man as he quickly made his way through the crowd before crossing the police line. Many police officers attempted to restrain him, but the man was too quick, dodging them each before approaching and beginning to analyse the horse's body. Of course, the police only grew tense at this, approaching the man. "Back off already! You know who I am, don't you?" "Sherlock Holmes," another voice spoke, only this one was deeper and distorted. The man and the police officers looked up as another man in a large trenchcoat and a hat approached, wheeling forward a utility cart with an open laptop on it, only the letter L in the Old English MT font shown onscreen. "It's only natural to know of you." Sherlock Holmes was initially puzzled as he witnessed this, but his expression quickly changed to that of determination as he focused back on the task at hand; solving the mystery of Mr. Ed's death. "And just who might you be?" "My name is L. I am here to investigate this death just as you are," the voice explained, but was only met with Sherlock Holmes gesturing his hand for the man with the laptop to leave. "I have no need for any assistance. If I did, I would've brought along my assistant, Dr. Watson," retorted Sherlock Holmes, his gaze never leaving the body as he walked around it. "Which I did, he's just waiting a few feet away among the crowd of people. So, as you can so plainly see, I require no assistance, thus you may move along." L wasn't fazed by this, instead the sound of a potato chip crunching was heard in response, followed by L saying, "I suppose that's fair, then. I'll simply be running my own investigation alongside yours." "No need. I'll be discussing details with the witness and current suspect, a Mr. BoJack Horseman, momentarily," Sherlock Holmes quickly responded. "He is, of course, the most obvious suspect at the moment. There were two witnesses to the crime, but BoJack Horseman has more of a motive in his favor. He had been engaged in a heated argument with the victim right before the time of death. This already gives him a motive, not to mention the suspect has a history of anger issues. Prone to overeact to situations, whether out of aggression or out of fear, also gives reason in his favor. Of course, Mr. Peanutbutter isn't so easy to pass off as innocent, either. The man is quite close to the first suspect and has been known to seek affection and friendship from him, despite a rivalry between the two and little positive reception from him. It's possible that this was a result of one person attempting to befriend another by helping him win in this debate. Of course, whether it's one or the other, or both in some sort of accomplace murder, the obvious question boils down to how, as it's clear that this wasn't health-related and must've been some sort of murder." L, having grown tired of Sherlock Holmes' rambling, interjected fairly quickly at the end. "I certainly doubt that either would've done this. Neither have any capability of this sort of task." "At the very least, BoJack Horseman is under for some suspicion. He has a violent and criminal past, having been in fights, setting up an armed-robbery, as well as breaking into a museum." "But he's never murdered anyone," L noted. "Plus, there's still the obvious issue of how he did it. Meanwhile, with my line of work, this quite clearly seems to be the work of Kira. Of course, the body will need to be taken in for examining first to confirm this. As well, BoJack claimed to have heard a voice immediately after Mr. Ed's death, one that threatened him. It's interesting as to why he'd target this person, though, over BoJack Horseman, as he has no known criminal history behind him. Very interesting..." Sherlock Holmes' eyes rolled in response. "But of course you'd call me out on the how of my hypothesis only to come up with your own and get stumped as to why your best friend would do it. Wheel yourself back to Tokyo and keep working there." "Don't even start with me, coke-head. I actually know what I'm doing." "Is that how you managed to beat Kira?" "Oh, that's it."

Battle


BEGIN!

L
(0:24)

You're a defective detective; my methods prove to be effective

You're respected solely because of your partner's retrospective perspective

I could solve all your minor cases with just my little finger

Conquer Kira and call a crowd as I unmask the notorious Ripper

I'll send you to the Mad House, with a Whammy punch from Watari

Your connections couldn't harm me, protected by my alias army

So get Hard Running, I'll unravel your Silk House thread by thread

Until it's obvious to me that Irene has clearly Addled with your head

I'll Change the WorLd for the better, so come at me Shaggy

Your pal is Scooby, that explains why you're both so Scrappy

Right now there's 97 percent chance of me winning this rap

With a Bang; you burn calories with your brain, and you're getting fat

Sherlock Holmes
(1:01)

So the Great Game begins, it's no mystery how it will end

With you falling for his girl and being murdered by your friend

Didn't Rem mention the fact that there was a plan put in action

Ending in death for this orphan and his arch-enemy's satisfaction

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20c-33d9-fbfe-2abf4ca8740b" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">But your successors squabbled, one got burned like he's your equal

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20c-56b1-7a3c-a8f8614afbbf" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">If you return to England I'll be Victorian against this Cloister Medieval

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20c-7cc2-4072-992343dcfc9d" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Mello out, you play with lives like you're God and this ends now

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20c-9f25-4cea-c60542a769fc" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Your opera's almost over, hear the bells, and take your Final Bow

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20c-c4dc-9c53-a9bc05f0dbdb" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Lawliet likened to a loser, a lackluster legacy leaving leads

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20d-2760-b0db-9affa5f76934" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Lost track of the case because they argued over which one would succeed

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20d-498a-cd54-0651e00adfbb" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I'm this cypher's better rhymer, leaving you smoked to pipe you down

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e20d-84b9-f104-3a9afb998643" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You'd be murdered like your food if you were to step in London town

L, Near and Mello
[Near is denoted in <span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e211-1a02-ed98-e6a43a12a731" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">yellow and Mello is denoted in <span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e211-6e06-8a78-71b62f9ce0e5" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">red .]

(1:38)

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e212-1790-5f04-431711b3984a" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I've planned to perfection this ending, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">together we shall be the best

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e212-47e8-f6f5-a2ad53c4e84d" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Pull the puppet strings, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and incarcerate the bringer of L's death

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e212-731f-f3fb-4204a74e7471" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I'm so Near to achieving the aims of my predecessor's justness

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e212-a473-bbb2-f740649b26c8" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I'll live the way I choose, but not just for revenge, because we are justice

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e213-2a88-eaa5-7f7d87c9d567" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You're not even the final boss, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">we cocaine, we saw, we conquered

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e213-5da0-b51e-5de77e6f7220" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The apples of L's eyes, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">coming fully governmentally sponsored

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e214-5e01-9740-35ec66fe9ae4" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The Final Problem I am facing, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">how we should make you Fall

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e214-8a18-f65b-9abe26ffa9c1" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">So take Bach all you've said <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">or we will serve you <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">like a tennis ball

Dr. Watson
(2:02)

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-0e96-c91d-18da947189e5" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">This is a curious case indeed, but I'll document the obvious outcome

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-2e8f-fb49-2abc7ca49ae1" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">That you'll be Sherlocked in defeat, when these Basker-villains get outdone

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-4e26-401a-6735044e5411" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The sick flow I'm dispensing proves my medical knowledge being just

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-818a-f701-2cfe6f3eee1b" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">But like the notebook you'll be catching dust when I leave these chips crushed

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-a40c-bcbd-d9311dad2ed0" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Get Lestrade on the job to stop your little theatrical circle jerk

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-c8a8-0c15-709e5d1e693f" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">These three crime fighters dress like they're members of the network

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e216-e8f5-fee7-548bd9324ee8" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">These loungers from our empire are facing the downright impossible

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e217-1428-8901-f969ace4935c" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Drop your chances by 40 percent, you beating us is more than improbable

L, Near and Mello
(2:27)

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21a-286a-2dc0-f994e40946c4" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I'll treatcha to an ass kicking, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">it's evident you're getting desperate

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21a-4cdb-6717-39b344132828" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I've seen Scotland Yard employ better methods than this skeptic

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21a-6d77-c9fa-198abe34aabf" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">With a level of assumption, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">we deduce the ending of this study

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21a-9a1e-4e49-2f00f8ec0362" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You simply say clever things but we will put you both in custody

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21a-c581-315a-ec7c1e97c00d" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I'm sorry, Mr Deer Stalker, Sir, soon it will be time to say farewell

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21a-f0a1-097d-e9864a5c83ce" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The person who partakes in your sins, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">goes to neither heaven nor hell

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21b-1ea8-7ad0-976e0913981e" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Ask Mycroft for an interpreter, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">we all hate you just the same

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21b-4b20-673d-8e901b7718d6" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You couldn't solve our puzzle, this loser just lost the entire game

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
(2:51)

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21c-883f-c453-ec2d5f76139d" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I hope this softens the blow, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">you're a pervert, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> all those tapes you're watchin'

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21c-af21-f642-fb72240bfd05" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">What kind of schooling should we give them? <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> That's Elementary, my dear Watson

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21c-cff2-02c9-a835ddd71d59" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You better Fear what we are packing, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> your shows a cesspool of drudgery

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21c-f09a-5e74-0c705e134ae5" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">When your master busts out handcuffs, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> to show off all his buggery

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21d-1644-af79-38b7caba3ecc" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Show us a Sign that your rhymes could ever match the mind that is mine

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21d-3827-7a43-88c3a217e0e4" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">All that time you spent with your eye on the guy but you couldn't find

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21d-5bf9-d946-cc40cbdfbcfd" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The evidence to supply and stop him from smiting with the trite he writes

<span id="docs-internal-guid-739f442a-e21d-93f0-fb24-857a32b12c57" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">But with his smile, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">a perfect victory, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> you were walking t'wards the Light!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-

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Who won? L, Near and Mello Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson