User blog:Rob Tick/ERBoF S1 - Grinch vs Tom Kirkman

You thought i ws done, didn't you? You silly ye. You silly

LET'S GET IT!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION

THE GRINCH 

VS

TOM KIRKMAN 

BEGIN!!!

Grinch:

The grinch is in the house, the ultimate holiday miser,

looking at your life choices, you could've been a lot wiser.

I mean, how fucking poor do you have to be to the point

That you cn't get a dna test to see if it's yours, you pork loin!

I mean, you wanted a terrorist as your VP

that's like saying Rutherford was better than FD!

I hope you have a comeback in order

Cause you're definently not getting on no quarter!

Tom:

You son of a bitch, you're facing Jack Bauer

the most badass cop, you're as fragile as a flower!

I tell you, i like to wtch your movie once in a while,

but you plus Cindy equals obvious pedophile!

You look like a bald dog with mange,

I'm killing you till you're singing home on the range!

I want to say Tom will kill this shit,

cause your next rap will suck more than your live-action did!

Grinch:

Oh please, I'm killing this shit, like the death threats from the terrorists

Wonder what they say about your fucking tax evasion!

Tom:

I wanna say like Abe would to fly off on an eagle,

but there's no time, aw shit, let's do it in the SEQUEL!!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

EPIC (record scratch) RAP BATTES OF FICTION!!!