User blog:FrankieRapBattles/Crimson Chin vs. Major Glory

This battle features the Crimson Chin, a parody of The Tick on Fairly Oddparents, rapping against Major Glory, a parody of Captain America and Superman on Dexter's Laboratory to see who's the better superhero parody on cartoons. And I know this battle may suck, since I ran out of verses in my head, but please just vote.

EpicLLOYD as Crimson Chin, in cameo roles, Krunk and Val Hallen

Nice Peter as Major Glory

Zach Sherwin as Catman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FRANKIE’S

CRIMSON CHIN

VS.

MAJOR GLORRRYYYYYY

BEGIN!

Catman:

Well…

(then the Crimson Chin pushes Catman out the way)

Crismon Chin:

Watch out, cat, this battle is suppose to be for me

This guy calls himself tough, but you’re scared of a little Bee

You better be afraid of me, I think you should Dial M for Monkey

I bet I have better chance rapping against him, as we all can see

You must be drunk, cause you’re acting more dumber than Krunk (Goddamn!)

I’ll beat your ass, until you Say Uncle Sam

You’re probably more useless in crime-fighting then the Ratman

You’re not material for Super Humor

Go back in that stupid apartment with the wanna-be Avengers

You’re losing this battle, so you best better surrender

Major Glory:

Well, well, it’s the alter-ego of Bill Gates

Looking much uglier than Krunk’s Date

When you make your boring speech, it’s impposible if people Can’t Nap

You and your rhymes are nothing but crap

Imma take you to school, to teach you how to rap

I’m the real hero, you’re just a fictional character from a Comic

Who was created by a 40-year old momma’s boy prick

Golden Locks only dumped you, since she rather suck my dick

Crimson Chin:

But I heard the gay secret about you and Val

When ya had a threesome with Krunk? (Wow)

You have got to be the worst superhero in the world

When your team got their whiny asses saved by the Powerpuff Girls

You ain’t Major, and you don’t have any glory

Your problems are so stupid, I rather see ya deal with them on Maury

Your rapping must be the number one Pain in your Mouth

You can’t serve for America, you can’t even help the South

Major Glory:

You’re a fake, remember, you should go cry to Timmy

Timmy’s magic won’t stand a chance over the science of Dexter’s and Jimmy’s

You should be removed from this battle, instead of members, this should be called “Winners Only”

Sitting and crying in your apartment, forever you’ll be lonely

I’m proud to admit were parodys of the Avengers, but who the fuck do you resemble?

Now watch as my team kick your ass. Justice Friends, ASSEMBLE!!!

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC-

(As Krunk smashes the logo)

RAP BATTLES OF FRANKIE’S

Who won? Crimson Chin Major Glory