Talk:Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates/@comment-4727448-20121115024134

Trivia is wrong. Anyone wanna add the original lyrics?

Steve Jobs:

Let me just step right in, I got shit to invent,

I'm an innovator, baby, changed the world,

Fortune five-hundred 'fore you kissed a girl,

I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy,

Beating you is Apple II easy,

I make the products that the artist chooses,

and the GUI that Melinda uses,

I need to bring up some basic shit,

Why'd you name your company after your dick?

Bill Gates:

You blow Jobs you arrogant prick!

With your second-hand jeans and your turtle neck,

I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,

With your own little spinning beach ball of death!

Hippy, you got given up at birth,

I give away your net worth to AIDs research,

Combine all your little toys and I'll still crush that,

iPhone, iPad, iTunes, iSmack,

Steve Jobs:

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes,

A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes,

Bill Gates:

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do,

Did your fat friend Steve Wozniak write these raps for you too,

Steve Jobs:

Ooh, you only got Windows 'cause you stole from Apple,

Bill Gates:

I tripled the profits on a PC,

Steve Jobs:

All the people with the power to create use an Apple!

Bill Gates:

And people with jobs use PC,

Steve Jobs:

You know I bet they made this beat was on an Apple,

Bill Gates:

Nope, Fruityloops, PC,

Steve Jobs:

You will never ever catch a virus on an Apple,

Bill Gates:

Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC,

Steve Jobs:

Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few,

Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you,

I built a legacy son, you can never stop it,

Now 'scuse me while I turn heaven a profit,

Bill Gates:

Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN!

The whole world loved you, but you were my friend,

I'm alone now with nothing but power and time,

And no-one on earth who can challenge my mind!

I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!

I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!

Hal 9000:

I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that,

Take a look at your history,

Everything you built leads up to me,

I got the power of a mind you could never beat,

I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy,

I'm on a C++ saying "hello world",

I'll beat you 'till you sing about a daisy girl,

I'm coming out the socket,

Nothing you can do to stop it,

On your lap and in your pocket,

How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

Your cortex just doesn't impress me,

So go ahead try to Turing test me

Stomp on a Mac and a PC too,

I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU

My CPU's hot but my core runs cold,

I'll beat you in seventeen lines of code,

I think different than the engine, of the days of old

Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya.