User blog:RadicalWeavile/Whitney vs Jillian Michaels

Whitney and Jillian Michaels face off to see who is the more likeable gym leader.

LisaNova as Jillian Michaels

Mary Doodles as Whitney

Nice Peter as Bob Harper (cameo in Jillian's background)

Destorm Power as Dolvett Quince

EpicLloyd as Ethan and Bugsy (lol)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JILLIAN MICHAELS!!!!!

VS

WHITNEY!!!

BEGIN!

Jill: LET'S GO! I'm gonna scream in your face until this battle ends!

We're both leaders of gyms but it ain't time to be friends

I help obese people so they can beautify and lose weight

You're a pedophilific girl that everybody hates

So give me 10 push-ups! Run a 5K!

Gonna ruin your life like trainer that's about to play,

against you! Using a jacked-up dumbass cow

You're gonna rollout on your face, bitch! Just about now

Whitney: Hi! I'm Whitney! And you're going to die!

You're ain't gonna bring me down cause I'm on a sugar high

How can you attract anyone with a face like that?

I'm going to stomp your ugly body until it's engraved in the gym mat

I'm the Incredibly Cute Girl! Boys take pictures with me (Ethan appears with a camera alongside Whitney, who both strike poses before taking pictures. After that, Ethan spanks her on the ass and departs)

You're always want to be a hellcat but you're really just a fairy

Trying to make me teary? I'm not turning on my faucet

You really want to catch me? Come out of the closet!

Jill: (Yawns nonchalantly) Been there, done that. Your timings kinda fuzzy

You're cute at all. Not even compared to Bugsy. (A peeved Bugsy appears to Jillian, flips the bird in her face, and shortly storms off)

Change out of those tacky clothes, you slutty crybabie

If you were on Big Brother, you would be like Rachel Reilly (Camera shifts to Whitney who looks confuseds and mouths "Who dat?")

Think I'm not a beauty? Just look at this magazine

I count my calories. I'm a fitness machine!

If you can't beat me in a race, you can't now. Wanna bet?

Looks like someone should come to the ranch and see Bob and Dolvett

Whitney: Every time you rap it feels like an infomercial

I wish I had a Tivo so I can cut you like a commercial

In short, all your dissing and bragging was just shitty

I'll leave bruises on you bigger than Goldenrod City!

What you're about to receive is complete diss-dain

You're really not a lass. You're plain, and a pain. What a shame

You just got Mil-tanked right into the ground

You're this years Biggest Loser and you didn't even lose one pound!

 WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

(Puff) (Puff) (GRRRRRRRRR*wheeze*)

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? Jillian Michaels Whitney