User blog:Iamthelegion/Captain America vs Master Chief - C vs VG

Master Chief:
Prepare for a needle bolt through the head

Against this Spartan, you’ll be dead

Taking the lead at the start of the race

Prepare for a plasma grenade to the face

This loser from 1940 is just a has-been

Given ten seconds I’d rule 194019

Take on this star-spangled queen

He’s at the end of his American Dream

True super soldier was sent here to school ya

You can’t even use a basic computer

Last night with Cortana I had Sharon Carter

It’s like I’m Leonidas because this be Sparta

Captain America:
Time to crush this little 8-bit hack

You’re a rip-off Cable, man that’s whack

Welcome to your end mansion

I’ll place on you and X-Sanction

You beat Halo 4, but on fight five you lost

King of the past, your future’s final boss

Raps so cold, call me a Winter Soldier

Taking down this scrawny punk, I told ya

I’m fully wrapped up, five inches Kevlar

Captain America, got the stripes and star

You’ve been cancelled, your series broke

Prepare now for the final Deathstroke

Master Chief:
Kneel old geezer, bow to your master

My armour’s tougher and my raps faster

Don’t need a Spartan Laser to take your shield

I have stealth, you better give up and yield

I’ll conquer you now, this boss is a joke

Thinks he’s Wade Wilson with his Deathstroke

And he must be, with his lack of reason

Besides, Chris Evans just wants to be Liam Neeson

Captain America:
This half-bit freak wouldn’t challenge Bucky

I had no competition this round, I’m lucky

My shield beats your armour for integrity

I thought that at least you be a bit witty

Pass me a mike, I’ll knock you on the mat

Still I gotta take you and I Roger that

I’ll take you, then 100 punks with katanas, you see

In time to make my date with Cortana and Chun-Li

Outro:
Chun-Li: Who continues on to round 2? Who has to pack their bags and go home? Is that Ryu? Take this! Kikoken!!!

Who won? Captain America Master Chief