Talk:George Washington vs William Wallace/@comment-5660191-20140629143034

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GEORGE WASHINGTON!

VERSUS!

WILLIAM WALLACE!

BEGIN!

George Washington:

There's a difference between you and me, Willy

I fought till I was actually free, Willy

I got my face on a quarter

You got drawn and quartered

Tortured on the orders of a king, really?

How's it ???????????????????

You ????????????? cut off your ?????

I'm money like a national bank (huh!)

Ain't nobody more ???? to beat you (uh!)

?????????? grill ???????????? (ah)

A Mel Gibson movie is your legacy (ah!)

I got a ?????????????????????

Stroke, roll up in a boat, stroke, sleep and cut your throat

Stroke, I'll watch the blood flow, now who's got that Redcoat?

William Wallace:

Look at you, in your little blousy outfit

Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument

I'll knock you the fuck out mate, you died owning slaves, I died setting them free (??? free!)

That's the highland way, this pirate prick couldn't beat me in a foot race

I was emasculated, eviscerated, I had my head chopped off and they put it on a plate

But I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme, I'll rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic

I'll knock your face off your moolah

Alba gu bràth (gu bràth! hoora! hoora!)

Founding father got no children

Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers can't swim

That's Washington, such a shite tactician

The fucking British Army didn't even want him

I'm Wallace (roo!) I'm flawless (roo!)

Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses

I post my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt, step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill

Send all your politicians straight down to hell

The only Washington I trust is Denzel

George Washington:

Is that the best you got for me?

I'll chop down an MC like a cherry tree

See? Power, that's what the meaning of my flag is

Your nation's famous for golf and haggis

I'm fabulous from my head to my shoebuckle

Step to me, you'll catch a knee to the mooseknuckle

Here's a ???????????

I'm dressed like a pimp, best moves at the Mount

MacCulloch, MacLennan, MacSchool you all

Cockblock more Scots than Hadrian's Wall

William Wallace:

I don't give a shite about your fancy clothes

You ripped all those and enslaved black folks

Grew weed and you made hemp grow

But if you think you'll beat me, you must be having a smoke

No joke, don't tee off with me, laddie

If you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy

My style's ice cold, yours is old and shabby

You're the father of your country, but I'm your daddy

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! EPIC, EPIC, EPIC...

RAP! RAP, RAP, RAP...

BATTLES! (HOO!)

OF HI-! (HOO!) STORY! (AHH!)