User:Bobdave

You cannot call me BobDave or Bob Dave. I will kill you

If you're here for the code to add the custom ERB deck to Cards Against Humanity then type: /addcardcast 3OZD6

Special thanks to Lexi and Barry for helping compile that

Short Bio=I was born on 25th of June 2000 in London and I share a birthday with my best friend. I went to a primary school full of idiots where I met a few friends who were friendly and smart and didn't carry a knife into maths. When I was 8 I started writing lyrics for songs. They were pretty bad but what do you expect from an 8 year-old? When I was 10 I found out about YouTube gaming and have loved video-games since. I am now 14 and I still love writing raps. If something doesn't interest me I will zone out in 10 seconds flat which doesn't help in school and I have trouble keeping still. I play guitar, drums and piano. I like Pokémon, Minecraft, Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory and Stand-up shows. My favourite artists are Eminem, Ed Sheeran, Watsky, Michael Jackson and obviously ERB. I play Tennis and Cricket and I always have room for Pizza, pancakes and chocolate sauce filled chocolate doughnuts. Also I'm orange belt in this Filipino martial art called Guba Doce Pares, look it up.

Additionally, not trying to brag but I'm undefeated in user battles :P
 * -|My Gangsta Crew=
 * My IRL homie Shayne
 * My IRL top don lad Cameron
 * Fourskin
 * My first friend :)
 * Crap battle king
 * Do you Mind?
 * Lexi <3
 * I miss you ;-;
 * Maimonidist BTTF
 * Maimonidist Pixel
 * BreZ PleZ
 * Stay frosty
 * Used to get hammered with him
 * The one who is not sure of his own name
 * San-wich
 * Has Wach's spelling but he's a cool guy
 * Poetato, unite!
 * -|Things Relating To Me=
 * My favourite battle
 * My favourite rapper
 * 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney - Currently in quarter-final
 * PAGES I MADE:
 * Joey Greer
 * Chuck (Disambiguation)
 * Bob (Disambiguation)
 * Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters Gallery
 * BATTLES I'VE BEEN IN
 * Link (Me) vs Marth (Yobar) for Whale's Smash Bros. Tourney - WIN 18-10
 * Winston Churchill (Me) vs Sheriff Woody (Bantha) for BTTF's Heroes and Villains Tourney - WIN 12-6
 * Me vs Nail for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney - WIN 26-8
 * Me vs BreZ for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney - WIN 31-5
 * Me vs Phil for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney - WIN 7-15
 * Me vs Trent for the 3rd Annual Wiki Tourney - UNDECIDED
 * Me vs Averageowen on a one-off battle - WIN 12-3


 * -|Winners IMO=
 * 1) John Lennon
 * 2) Darth Vader
 * 3) Abe Lincoln
 * 4) Lady Gaga
 * 5) Macho Man > Hulk Hogan > Kim Jong-Il
 * 6) Beethoven
 * 7) Stephen Hawking
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Napoleon Dynamite
 * 10) Vince Offer > Billy Mays > Ben Franklin
 * 11) Dumbledore
 * 12) Shakespeare
 * 13) Mr Rogers
 * 14) Captain Kirk
 * 15) EpicLLOYD
 * 16) Adolf Hitler
 * 17) Master Chief
 * 18) Wright Brothers
 * 19) Michael Jackson
 * 20) Cleopatra
 * 21) Steve Jobs > Hal 9000 > Bill Gates
 * 22) Freddie Mercury
 * 23) Abe Lincoln > Barack Obama > Mitt Romney
 * 24) Doctor Who
 * 25) Bruce Lee
 * 26) Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson > Robin > Batman
 * 27) Santa Claus
 * Eve
 * 1) Gandhi
 * 2) Nikola Tesla
 * 3) Lance Armstrong
 * 4) Skrillex
 * 5) Vladimir Lenin > Mikhail Gorbachev > Vladimir Putin > Grigori Rasputin > Joseph Stalin
 * 6) Darth Vader and Boba Fett
 * 7) Al Capone
 * 8) Joan of Arc
 * 9) Pablo Picasso
 * 10) Muhammad Ali
 * 11) J.P. Morgan > Ebeneezer Scrooge > Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come > Donald Trump > Kanye West
 * 12) Rick Grimes
 * 13) Goku
 * 14) Edgar Allan Poe
 * 15) Isaac Newton > Neil DeGrasse Tyson > Bill Nye
 * 16) William Wallace
 * 17) Turtles (My favourite rappers in terms of the artists are: Donatello > Raphael > Michelangelo > Da Vinci
 * -|Favourite Battles=
 * 1) Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 * 2) Goku vs Superman
 * 3) Mozart vs Skrillex
 * 4) William Shakespeare vs Doctor Seuss
 * 5) Artists vs Turtles
 * 6) Rick Grimes vs Walter White
 * 7) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 8) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 9) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * 10) Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
 * 11) Doctor Who vs Doc Brown
 * 12) Stephen Hawking vs Albert Einstein
 * 13) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
 * 14) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 15) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 16) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 17) Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 18) Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk
 * 19) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 20) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * 21) Rasputin vs Stalin
 * 22) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * 23) Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * 24) Wright Brothers vs Mario Brothers
 * 25) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
 * 26) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * 27) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 28) Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays
 * 29) Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * 30) Adam vs Eve
 * 31) Hitler vs Vader 3
 * 32) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * 33) Moses vs Santa Claus
 * 34) Mr T vs Mr Rogers
 * 35) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * 36) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
 * 37) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * 38) Darth Vader vs Hitler 2
 * 39) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * 40) George Washington vs William Wallace
 * 41) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
 * 42) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
 * 43) Napoleon vs Napoleon
 * 44) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il
 * 45) Easter Bunny vs Genghis Khan
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 * -|My Rap Battles=