User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Hagrid Vs Count Dooku

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JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!

HAGRID

VS

COUNT DOOKU!

BEGIN!

Hagrid
of all the characters from the prequels i have to face,

i am paired up with with a character who was easily laid to waste,

your no wizard dooku and is clearly shows,

cause when it comes to edgy characters i rather that hedgehog named shadow,

i will stomp you in this battle i'm packing a heavy weight of iron.

if you think you can slice me up then your clearly lying,

Count dooku
look mr.ogre man i know your movies are through,

but now your making a play for the next genration your cleary screwed,

your beard looks more like seaweed my beard has class,

so stay back fatty or i will stick my lightsaber up your ass,

your peseant compared to me i have it rich,

i admit i was killed easily but i was in the clone wars animated series so take that bitch,

Hagrid
now now dooku don't get mad at me,

it just shows how much i have of a victory,

avadacadbra that's the final words you'll hear,

for i sense you have nothing but fear,

everybody knows magic beats science,

so i will have to punish you for your defiance,

that animated series got canceled then gave us star wars rebels,

so now i will chop your head off then drink your blood with fruity pebbles,

count dooku
nice try you fat bearded schmuck,

but this battle is in my favor it's my luck,

you like fruity pebbles eh? well how about you get drunk off butterbeer,

and when it comes to character your just weird,

your movie series is through we got more stories to tell,

now get on your knees make like a good servant and kneel

Hagrid
okay that's jsut racist didn't you anyone teach you to treat your elders with repsect,

cause now that you said that i think it's a threat,

i may be fat but i am harry's friend i was till the end,

no get out of here before i make all your limbs bend,

face it count dooku this rap battle is through,

now i am gonna take my body and sit on you,

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WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT YOU DECIDE! JOSH'S *a want and lightsaber clash* epic *IT CAUSES AN EXPLOSION" RAP BATTLES!