User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Epic User Battles of History! DexterMaximus vs TKWarrior 2

OK. This is your good friend Corporal Genesis DXTR, aka DexterMaximus, with a battle that has no holds barred. Well, 1 or 2 holds have been barred, but they were drinked too much, they punched a woman, raped a dude and pissed in the jackpot machine. They had to be barred. Lousy holds. Anyway, this is my rematch against TK, and the current score is 1-0 to me. Can TK catch up, or will Dexter beat him again? Find out right here! Also, the intro is taken from Hitler vs Vader 2, so fuckit.

Cast
Kayne Walker as Corporal Genesis DXTR

Tim Kelly as TKWarrior

Battle
''User battle station. Doors appear whenever a new battle is planned. As the masked person walks through the corridors, he looks at the different names. "Corporal Genesis DXTR vs ShoopDaKev" is tripled, each marked I II and III." The light is off in them. The battle has finished. There are some lit up. Still going. He reaches his destination. The wall of the corridor. It has a built-in computer, next to a dusty dark door marked "NightFalcon9004 vs LuigiGuy" The figure types something into the computer, and he is whisked away to a door. It is marked "TKWarrior vs Corporal Genesis DXTR." he enters the room. In it is a rap arena. TK is on a podium, frozen in place with an invisible stasis field. It is marked "TKWarrior lost this battle, but it was a close call. Anyone could have won ~ Corporal Genesis DXTR." the figure walked up to the button marked "unfreeze" and pressed it. TK fell to the floor, coughing. '''Who are you? Why did you unfreeze me?" TK asked "I can answer that" said the figure, who unmasked himself revealing himself to be...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TKWARRIOR!

VS!

DEXTERMAXIMUS!

...BEGIN!

Dexter-

Guess what, bitch? I'm back, and I'm raring to go.

I beat you last time, now I'll do it again, don't you know?

Your Twitter name was right, wasn't it? You are T Krapper

You may be level with me for modship, but I'm the better rapper

I'm on the road to glory, you're sitting on the path to hell.

And when I burn your ass, I'll be laughing my ass off, LOL

You losing a battle is as numerous as your paragraphs of hip-hop

Why don't you take my advice, Kelly? Stop rapping and just dick off!

TK-

to come!

Dexter-

to come!

TK-

to come!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! E-E-E-EPIC! R-R...R-R-R-R-RAP! B-BATTLES O-O-OF HISTORY!

Poll
Wait till the battle ends, silly!

Trivia
Wait, what?