User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Frankenstein's Monster vs The Wolfman - Epic Rap Battles of Horror Season 4

Oh look, a battle nobody asked for. Yep. It's happening. Anyways, welcome to another episode of Epic Rap Battles of Horror, but first, go read Skeep's battle for all your pony goodness. Anyways, this matchup was suggested by Joe who had the honors of guesting in this battle, as well as my good friend and a new guest to this series, Drakan! So yeah. To answer any concerns, no, the use of the Monster does not negate the use of the Doctor, yes, the Monster can appear along side the Monster, and yes this battle is sorta obligatory because I needed to use these characters. Anyways, it's the abomination straight from the graveyard, Frankenstein's Monster aka Adam (you happy, legion?) vs the henious Wolfman, aka Larry Talbot, revisiting their feud back in '43 to see who's the better Halloween classic and Universal mascot. Yep. Anyways, hope you enjoy the battle, and another thanks to Drak and Joe for helping me write it :D

The Battle


The Monster denoted by this color

The Wolfman denoted by this color

Doctor Frankenstein (cameo) denoted by this color

Announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR!



VS!



BEGIN!

The Wolfman:
Meet the Wolfman! A sharp-teeth sporting horsemen with claws abundant

It’s the iconic lycanthropic, the baddest dog to be coming Straight Outta London!

When I conjure a slaughter against the freak who’s named after a Doctor,

You want to face my rhymes, Frankenstein? I’ll show you the fiercer Monster!

Though you can barely even talk, I’ll be leaving you speechless

And send this commie-looking zombie back to his grave in separate pieces!

I’ll be driving lines through you faster than you killed your own wife,

And when I’m through, even a lightning strike won’t bring you back to life!

Frankenstein's Monster:
A pet will run back to Wales when a Monster gets electric on the mic

Against this puny soft canine who's all bark and no bite

No way your bars can leave a mark on a sublime creation by a doc

Cause I’ll tear apart this not so scary generic version of Shaggy Dog

And you should know from our meeting, that my raps can cause a flood

But this time, I walk as the winner, leaving your corpse covered with blood

I’ll leave you burned when I spit fire, so you’ll finally realize

When it comes to leaving you brutalized, my Victor-y is simply ALIIIIIVE

The Wolfman:
This beast belongs in Hotel Transylvania, as nobody would fear it

Because the Monster’s raps are as see-through as his spirit!

Yet on Halloween, I see legions of your stinking breath on my porch,

My wits are as sharp as claws while your only points are on pitchforks!

And if Karloff back talks, he’ll have to hear the Wolfman’s yell!

(Awooooo!)

You’re a horror-ific comedy that couldn’t scare Abbott and Costello

Raps hotter than the torches that killed you, giving this corpse a cremation

I’m half man, half beast, but you’re a hundred percent abomination!

Frankenstein's Monster:
Better put on a muzzle, dawg, your terrible raps are spat awkwardly,

But when I go hardcore, this literal bitch will go Cowardly

For he would wish to never mess with this gargantuan monstrosity

You’ll go like ‘’Holly Shelley’’ as I’ll show this dog my ferocity

Call it animal abuse when this Demon brings the heat for your defeat

So why don’t you return your putrid fur and apologize to Cousin Itt

And since I’m done with this Cujo, I shall make you suffer like no other

Before I up and leave this hairy faux more lifeless than his brother

(The beat fades away, as the shot zooms in on the moon. A bat flies past to the sound of an organ, before zooming out to show the same moon shining over a black and red castle. The bat flies down and reveals himself to be...

DRACULA)

Dracula:
It was dark and misty in Whitby when the trawler pulled in

Flying on the wind, carrying the ultimate commiter of sin

Who pricks skin with a sting before then taking wing You shouldn't Cross me or watch the Bat Out Of Hell sing

Rhymes sharp like my fangs, I'm the shadow on the grave

Against the Reluctant Werewolf and Bruce Banner gone insane

You rise from the dead, I defy the Reaper with my legend

It's alive no more, let me Count down your seconds I Stoke the flames of war have the courage to come forth

Invite me through your door and I'll leave bloody gore galore

I have class, you were made by a creator who went all Ed Gein

And end scene when this feral rodent was killed by his family

You're in the Twilight of your fame, my name causes fear forever

You set a quest for yourself, let me help you meet your maker

Step on my dirt and expect a massacre in Wallachia

These Scooby Doo standard villains couldn't hope to match to Dracula

Outro


Who won? The Wolfman Frankenstein's Monster Dracula

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