Talk:Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye/@comment-24962009-20140609121557/@comment-5824261-20140609195038

Jack: what a close shave, Benji. Check out London's East End. I'm the original celebrity mass murderer, come meet "My Friends."! If this is a contest, I won't lose so easily. Just call me Whitechapel, 'cause I'm shrouded in secrecy. You're like Tobias Ragg, defeated in just 2 acts! Maybe I'll just mutilate you, like I did to 5 hags! You remind me of me other victims, pick up your knife and clippers, 'Cause I'll be stalkin' you tonight. The cry is Jack the Ripper!

Sweeney: I know who you are, wholed up in discontent. Take off that character you're playin', show us that Russian accent! Let me recommend a barber so that you can get a date! You're too busy killin' them off. What's with all that hate?! At least I had a reason for my treason. Is it the season for adhesion?! Ate set I don't sit here squeezin'! I'll be send in' you letters 'till the day you die. Which I Hope is in my chair, down the chute to Mrs. Lovette's pie!

Jack: I'll be the judge in this case, emerging from the Fogg. Your murders were as pointless as your boring prologue! From Slaughter to Depp, from Armstrong to Gunton, I'll leave you naked in a field like Johanna Mason! I'm happy to let the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Meat the Leather Apron who hung in Flowers and Dean!

Sweeney: it's a double event, is this what you want?! It's a party in the back, with the business up front! You smell of rat pee, I ain't no Barber of Seville! I dare you to come at me. I'll write a tip to Melville! Just 5 deaths?! You're killin' me! Does Polly want a cracker? I'll mail you Chrisippus's kidney and watch you die of laughter!