User blog:ISmack/Epic Rap Battles of iSmack Episode 1: Tycho Brahe vs Peyton Manning

COVER AND AUDIO COMING 2019

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF iSMACK!!!

TYCHO BRAHE!!!

VS!!!

PEYTON MANNING!!!

BEGIN!!!

Tycho Brahe
Whoa! I have a cool mustache yo

And my motherfucking name is Tycho

You're getting whooped so hard I'll put you in a Brahe

People will think that you're a woman ha ha ha

I observed the planets now observe me rap

You're going to fall for my little trap

I'm super rich and I have a pet moose

I get drunk a lot but I can still put you in a noose

Peyton Mannning
I'm the better Manning brother than Eli

But he isn't as lame as Tycho tell me why

Ain't nothing but two Super Bowls

I am super duper successful

I won rings for two different teams

Colts and the Broncos I played for those teams

Into the end zone I'll take a dive

I scored a touchdown, now it's your drive

Tycho Brahe
I revolutionized astronomy you're just a kid

People don't even know what you did

I'm an international star you're just in the USA

This battle is gonna be over, hey

Now I'm going to drink alcohol

I'll be polite and not go down the hall

Peyton Manning
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You died from not going potty, Brahe!!!

I'm still alive and flying in my private jets

I can also whoop the shit outta the New York Jets

Oh no is this battle going to have a twist?

Oh no it's the best band in the world, shit!

Backstreet Boys
You are my fire

The one desire

Believe when I say

Tycho died today

Yo my name is Kevin Richardson

And I'll roast that Archie Manning's son

I'm Brian Litrell and I'm Kevin's cousin

When we beat you, you'll be rushin'

Nick Carter here and you have no run game

You'll get sacked because you're lame

Howie you're doing? Tragic I see

AJ here and you'll taste defeat

Backstreet's back, alright

We are sexual, alright

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDO YOU DECIDO!!!

E-E-E-E-E

-PIC RAP!!!

BATTLEZ!!!

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iSMACKKK!!!!!!!!!!