User blog:WonderPikachu12/BEN Drowned vs Michael Phelps. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History Off-Season

yes. :}

A battle DWAS suggested as a joke, but I wanted to do it anyways because the idea was hilarious.

Michael Phelps Background: Olympic swimming pool

BEN Drowned Background: Outside the clock tower in Clock Town

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1iBHsq3IZQ

Battle
(Starts at 0:10)

EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY

MICHAEL PHELPS

VS

BEN DROOOOWWNNED

BEGIN!

Michael Phelps:
(0:20)

Phelps is making a splash against the Odyssey of creepypasta cliches.

I'll freestyle hard on this butterfly in this battle rap relay.

You can't even step to me. I'll firewall a computer virus.

You're just another try-hard pasta, while I'm an athletic King Midas.

I'll kick you back to Day 4. I Clock Tower over you.

I'm bringing down cold rhymes, as if I was bringing down the moon.

You can't see the truth. I'll have you know, Ikana win,

When I leave you drowned a second time. You shouldn't have done this, Ben.

BEN Drowned:
(0:40)

It is amusing to see what you think of me, my dear Freddy,

But now it's over for you, and you certainly aren't ready.

There's no help for Phelps. You shouldn't have tried to diss this.

I'll corrupt you like Alex's computer, yo limp-dicked Olympic.

You spend so much time in water, I'll have to pull out the fishing bait,

Because once this is over, you'll have met with a terrible fate.

I'll lift you off the ground, and leave you to burn.

I'll have you know, I'm a clever bot. Now, it's YOURTURN.

Michael Phelps:
(1:00)

I'll blow your Skull, Kid. You really aren't even that creepy!

I'll record the footage of when I move your ass to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Now I'm drowning you out! I won't listen to shit from Shigeru!!

FUCK YOU, BEN! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!

BEN Drowned:
(1:10)

Took you longer to rap that. I've driven you insane and made you squeal.

You're Jad-usable. It's irrefutable. Come on, are you even real?

So, let's make it factual: I'm capital and an actual animal,

And you're under my influence now, as if I was alcohol...

WHO WON?

DOES IT MATTER?

nah.

'''EPIC! RAP-'''

(*splash*)

BATTLLEBEBRBRBBLLLL...

VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY!!!!

Who won? BEN Drowned Michael Phelps