User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 19: Bach vs Macklemore

Well, looks who's finally back from their vacation (at Disney World). That's right, my rap battles are back. So enjoy.

Cast
Nice Peter as Macklemore

EpicLLOYD as Johann Sebastian Bach

Dante Cimadamore as Ryan Lewis (cameo)

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MACKLEMORE!

VS!

JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH!

BEGIN!

Macklemore:

And I Said Hey, why does this douche think he can beat me?

Stay At Home, Dad, this is going to get ugly.

I'm Macklemore, I Make The Money by creating GOLDen songs.

Come on, Bach; you and your students couldn't get along.

You literally can't see that you'll lose, since you had problems with your eyes.

And you failed miserably at fixing them, then you became completely blind.

I can make better music with my buddy, Ryan; you Can't Hold Us.

You wasted so much time making boring music; seriously, that's nuts.

Bach:

Not so fast, Macklewhore, you're going down like Hell.

I'm one of the greatest composers of all time, as you can tell.

I may have been blind, but I was still rocking people's socks off at that time.

You're the idiot who did drugs; you have totally crossed the line.

I don't want to hear anyMacklemore of your crap, they're already bad enough.

Just an Eminem wannabe; who thinks he is very tough.

You may be the real life rapper, but I'm crushing your ass with rhymes.

Eat some food, Ben, you're even Thinner than a Line.

Macklemore:

Bach Bach! You're too much of a chicken to be an MC.

No one listens to your classical garbage, it's pretty obvi.

You died from having a stroke, you fatass prick!

My music videos get many views, because they're the shit.

Bach:

Man, you're such a Faggerty that you made a woman choke her own boyfriend.

I was a musical prodigy; even my family were musicians.

You wish your dick was bigger, but it'll always be undersized.

Now go to the Thrift Shop, and buy yourself a life!

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Macklemore Bach