User blog:Beerman8299/Jesse James vs. Billy the Kid Re-Upload

Hey everyone! This is a re-upload of my Jesse James vs. Billy the Kid rap battle with some new and improved lyrics. Enjoy!

Lyrics
JESSE JAMES

VS.

BILLY THE KID

BEGIN!

Jesse James
As we stand here in the street watching the tumbleweed roll by,

We'll have our guns ready at sunset and there'll be squinting in our eyes.

Why don't you stop by the saloon, and grab a mug of beer?

Or perhaps a shot of whiskey. Still too weak? Try a shot from a Colt Frontier.

I'm kicking your ass at the charge of Appomattox.

You're lookin' like a pair of mismatched socks.

You were orphaned at 14, you can't handle a big caliber.

This battle's gonna end like the Centralia Massacre.

Billy the Kid
I committed my first crime when I was 15 years old.

You did the same, but not till you were 22, because you weren't as bold.

You're goin' bananas with your guerillas, so stay away from this landmark.

Your verse is more like Quantrill's Raiders of the Bad Snark.

I'll bushwhack this Confederate back to his years in "Little Dixie".

You're crossin' territorial lines all in the name of slavery.

I killed both sheriffs and deputies and robbed banks of their money.

You're a slicked-hair slip-up who got shot in the back, not too lucky.

Jesse James
Sumners going on here and it ain't just your 6 names.

I'm Regulatin' this battle and Sheriff Garett and I are both taking aim.

Now let's have a gunfight, I guarantee you'll be the victim.

Take ten paces, turn and shoot. BANG! Gotcha pilgrim!

Billy the Kid
You need to spice up your life cause marrying your cousin ain't got flavor.

You're name's so forgettable people think of the football player.

You're a half-assed outlaw, I have a better morale.

This Dingus listens to everyone like Forrest Gump sayin' "O.K. Corral".

I'll make sure you and your Klan are done breakin' the law.

Sorry partner, but you've just yee'd your last haw.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Jesse James Billy the Kid