User blog:Epicnail/Rap Battle- ProbablyNoah vs JackBurton

I was doing absolutely nothing and then suddenly:



So yeah, here's the battle.

RAP BATTLES OF THE ERB WIKI OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

JACK BURTON, THE CLASSIC MEGALOMANIAC

VS

PROBABLYNOAH, THE ONE WITH THE HORN DICK

BEGIN

Jack: 

You better shut your fucking mouth mate

You're all talk, I bet I bench more than you weigh

Truth is, you're like a bass to the bait

Can't stand what I say? Take your pansy ass away

Bro, do you even lift? Have you seen my pics

and my pecs? I got a gift, you're a Chicken Little bitch

Talking shit on a thread, you don't know what you're bringing

You wanna play ball, but you're too puss for swinging

Noah: 

You annoying fuck, I can't wait to berate you

After all these debates, you don't get that we hate you?

Bringing everybody down and you say that I talk shit?

You're sexist, homophobic; heck, you're just plain toxic!

You haven't witnessed real horror 'til you've seen me rage!

Creepypastas are more real than those pictures on your page

Just a jackass in like half of the posts that you make

You better fix your mistakes before I call up Coupe!

Jack: 

Your raps make me laugh more than ERBP

I don't care what some little kids think about me!

I'm not changing for you, so look, here's the door

If you don't like what I say, then don't comment anymore!

Noah: 

You've got an attitude that's not hard to get mad at!

This is last straw! Watch me summon a real badass!

Admin, do us a favor and block this sick cunt

Now walk out that door, we'll see you in six months

WHO WON ProbablyNoah JackBurton