Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 24/@comment-90.196.200.28-20121024114327

Darren Brown vs David Blaine

Darren Brown: You'll get owned, pwned and shown whos the best

I'm the best magician ever with the tricks down my vest

I'd beat you David anyday even with your dollar face

I predicted futures fate and saved the human race

Yo, I'm on TV and built a fortune machine

I made thousands people stick to their seats their faces turned green

Cos my magic is awsome and your cheats are lame

I'm doin russian roulette live now come join me play the game

Or be a little dick head hidin under your ghetto roof

While I poke a goofy hobo and his disappearing tooth

Im a millionare now your only famous in the USA

You have jealousy over me I bet you'll never get laid!

David Blaine: You've obviously not been reading just sat at home inbreading

I'm all over the news and Obama says Im leading

Face the facts bitch your a simple ginger nugget

I was gonna make a show with you but now Im just like fuck it

I'm an idol to the future my heart is made of iron

I hold the impossible records and no im not lyin

You ask where my balls are, theyre underneath these cups

Theyll be hittin you forever so shut the hell up!

Darren Brown: Your raps are crap and your illusions are so foul

Theyre just hollagrams dwag we can see em under that owl

And if you think you've beaten me - ha you're wrong

Im the wizard of the world, Im higher than king kong!

David Blaine: Exscuse me Darren Brown thats no way to talk

My rhythms like the cherrys your spits are seeds and stalks

With my leather jacket I'll own your weak ass any time

You may have few wow's but you can't even rhyme

I feel so freakin good infront of that camcorder

You have a sign of stage fright your no where near my border

You sounded shit at first but now you've past the line

(Two doves come in with a book of spells, Darren and David fight over it)

And you see this book here, it's officially mine!

Darren: Its mine!

David: It's mine!

Darren: It's mine!

David: It's mine!

(Dynamo comes in on an owl)

Dynamo: It's mine! Gay lords, you cant even admit

that your both like bitchy babies and you made up random shit

Your both going down cos Dynamo owns this town

Two little pussys name Mr Blaine and Mr Brown

For your information Darren, that hollogram was me

it was to video you freaks Im suprised you couldnt see

You may have made people stay in seats but I can make em longer

And to think that your better than me well thats even wronger!

Blaine your now in pain, your like the star of david

Until magic man came in and made you freakin rabid

Spell book? More like joke book! Your just an epic fail

I've seen so many seas man you better set sail

And as for both of you your nutters ones peanut one is butter

Im like the jelly and the chocolate with the camera and the shutter

Listenin to you twos more borin than simon cowel

magic here (kicks Brown) magic there (kicks Blaine) magic everywhere, owl!

(Gets back on owl)