User blog:PotatoWafflesnBeans/WAFFLES RAP BATTLES 1: RA VS WOLFMAN

HELLO EVERYBODY ITS WAFFLES HERE WITH MY BATTLE FIRST ONE IN MY SERIES LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO LETS GO

EPIC WAFFLES BATTLES

WOLFMAN

VS

RA

BEGIN

'''WOLFMAN

AHOOOOO The moon is calling me to this battle

Epic Lobo here to make a chickens’ bones rattle

Movies with chipmunks and monsters for me, doggone media machine

Leave you like a Ra piece of river Nile meat

Call me a Minecrafter cuz ill rip through your gold flesh and lapis hair

Cuz when it comes to gore I’m killing gods without playing fair

Raps so hot they leave ya fried Kentucky

To defeat me, you betta make sure your Ankh is extra lucky

I lead my wolf pack down to you cuz I’m the Halloween boss

Last time I faced a deity he was the one who ended up cross

So come on attack me you sun baked freak

Ears sensitive enough to pick up the bullshit spitting from your beak

RA

Come on Fido you betta step up, those rhymes were Blunt

You’re just a Wolfman Jack off, better watch out cuz I’m on a doggy hunt

The nocturnal predator ‘bout to become the suns pray Gonna fry up this hound with my freaking solar ray

I let the puppy out its cage, now it better run away

My mad sun bright flows will leave Air Bud in de Nile

I’m gonna burn the fleas out your fur, its looking pretty vile

I’ve got the perception of Sia, but can’t figure out Hu you are

Proving that tons of fur and bad acting can’t take you far

You’re just a filthy animal that should be eating from a trough

Why don’t you Viper Quail Chick Double Basket the hell off

WOLFMAN

Jesus, how many dog jokes are you gonna keep spewing

Me Sphynx Tweety Bird doesn’t know what he’s doing

Some old Giza trying to take a horror classic

I mean look at this pterodactyl straight from Jurassic

Doesn’t take a genius to figure out you’re a turd So imma shove my hand up your ass. Like your name was Big Bird

RA

Calm down boy with that tude you get no treats

Ladies and gentleman please take your seats While we prove that Pluto was easily beat

Everywhere hairy dudes getting your title

Your trying to pass it off but the details are vital

I’m chilling with chicks and winning battles while

You’re having trouble getting laid only knowing doggy-style

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT YOU DECIDE

WAFFLES *Wolf Howls

RAP *Bird squawks

Battles *The moon and the sun collide causing a massive explosion

Also I just wanna say I massive thank you to Alan for helping me with basically the first half of the battle, couldn't appreciate more

so put in the comments who you think won and any ideas for battles you have

WAFFLES OUT NOM