User blog comment:Awesomesix/ERB Contestants Battle to the Death/@comment-28938497-20150303105706

Elvis Presley

Weapons: Banana sandwich, microphone

Strengths: Military experience. He can take a gun out of somebody's hand if he gets close enough.

Best Case Scenario: He takes a gun out of somebody's hand.

Worst Case Scenario: He gets shot trying to take a gun out of somebody's hand. Should have stayed in the army, dude.

Possibility to last halfway: Likely