User blog:NightFalcon9004/Bob the Builder vs Handy Manny. Epic Cartoon Rap Battles 7

The main character of Bob the Builder, Bob the Builder, and the main character of Handy Manny, Manny Garcia, rap against each other to see who is better at fixing.

Beat produced by Cacola



Announcer: (0:00 - 0:11)

EPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

HANDY MANNY!

VS!

BOB THE BUILDER!

BEGIN!

Handy Manny: (0:11 - 0:31)

I am Manny Estevez Garcia the third.

You can just call me "Handy Manny". I'll leave you down in the dirt!

Don't bother trying 'cause my words break bones like stones and sticks.

Not even you'd be able to get your building spirit fixed!

Through your helmet and thick head, all I see is a softie,

Like your lame friends: Scoop, Muck, Roley, and Lofty.

I fight hard like cement, make you spinning Dizzy.

Hijo de una puta, you screw around because your nuts are missing!

Bob the Builder: (0:31 - 0:53)

I'm not sleeping on the job, but you really make me yawn.

You better cut the chatter and start cutting my lawn.

Doubt we can fix it? Oh yes, we can!

You're not handy with your jobs, just hand-jobs, man!

I declare warfare against this man of repair,

Getting in your greasy hair like that trucker hat you wear.

My crew gets the job done, your tools are a bunch of arguing parts,

But in your case, success is harder to obtain than your green card!

Handy Manny: (0:53 - 1:14)

Dios mio! For a General Contractor, I've never seen worse.

You need an instruction Manuel to construct a better verse!

My mouth will fire away at you like a jalapeño,

And heat this battle under the sun until you melt, niño.

I'mma rob Bob from this job; your racist remarks won't offend me.

I nailed it with your girl, I'm about to hammer Wendy.

Call me Ralph 'cause I'm gonna wreck it rough.

Once your lights are out, I'll Flicker you off!

Bob the Builder: (1:14 - 1:30)

Alright, now you crossed the line, which I'm sure you know well.

You need to run back to the border, little Taco Bell hoarder.

I'll make you tanner than you are once your ass gets roasted.

Add how badly you got toasted to your collection of toasters!

Your second-rate workshop can't come close to what I build.

This is the Dia de los Muertos because you just got killed.

Announcer: (1:30 - 1:46)

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

* gasp*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC CARTOON RAP BATTLES!

Who won? Bob the Builder Handy Manny