User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Harry Potter vs Harry Houdini: ERBoBTTF S2E2

Well, I lost all the progress I had on Walt vs Matt, so here's a different one. This battle features Harry Potter, boy wizard and title character of his book and movie series, rapping against Harry Houdini, illusionist and magician, to see which Harry is more magical. Here goes!

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Harry Houdini

Link Neal as Harry Potter

Nice Peter as Albus Dumbledore (cameo)

Harley Morenstein as Rubeus Hagrid (cameo)

Zach Sherwin as Severus Snape (cameo)

Link Neal as Lord Voldemore (cameo)

Battle
EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

HARRY POTTER!

VS!

HARRY HOUDINIIIIIIIII!

BEGIN!

Houdini
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you: The Great Houdini

Against a bitchy kid magician who grants wishes like a genie

Out of your 7 books and 8 movies, all fifteen of them were failures

You're just a kid, my raps are flying over your head like I did to Australia

Weiss so mad, Potter? Is Voldemort messing with your head?

Why don't you go cry to your parents? Oh wait, they're dead

You hang out with bearded old men, so I've come to my conclusion

What you think is you winning is simply just an illusion

Potter
I'm a wizard, Harry. What you do is barely considered a trick

I'm spitting sick rhymes against this fickle Nearly-Brainless Dick

Your hair is messed up, it makes you look like an owl

And you look like Snape, with your big nose, greasy hair, and evil scowl

You're breaking out of cells like the Prisoner of Azkaban

Now I'll Transfigure your ass into a trash can

You little hor-crux, I'm gonna leave you posessed

I showed your wife my "wand," now people call her Moaning Bess

Houdini
I'm Houdini the Great, you're more like Potter the Horrid

My raps are so killer, they'll leave a scar on your forehead

Your best friend's a gay old man who looks like he's from Lord of the Rings

But remember, this battle's not over 'till the Fat Lady sings

Potter
Avada-nough of your raps, you pathetic little Muggle

I'm flying away on my Firebolt, while you're chained up in a struggle

My raps pack such a punch, you'll end up like Dumbledore

I just disarmed this bastard, fifty points to Gryffindor!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPICRAPBATTLESOFBEETEETEEEFF!

Who Won?
Who won? Harry Potter Harry Houdini