User blog:TheScottBird/Creeper vs Creeper. Epic Rap Battles of Animation 4.

Hey guys, TheScottBird here. Today, I am pitting the classic "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" villain, the Creeper, against the famous Minecraft villain, the Creeper.

I got the inspiration for this battle off of a suggestion I made to Noah for his Epic Rat Battles of Horror series.

Battle
The Creeper from Scooby-Doo is in bold, the Creeper from Minecraft is in italics.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATION!

CREEPER!

VS!

CREEPER!

BEGIN!

I was made to rob banks, now I'm here to rob you 

Of all the diamonds you own, don't drop your dubloons

We're both green assholes, but I'm more realistic

I look like Frankenstein, you look like a dick

'''You can blow things up? I can walk through walls'''

All I need's a wood sword to make you fall

Get out your hissy fit, quit making noises, man

At least when I get killed, I won't shit in my pants

Don't mistake me for a walking penis 

Yes, I'm shaped like one, but I'm quite egregious

Because everybody runs, no one ever hits me

You know if I go down, I'm taking you with me

'Ssss... That's the only sound I make'

And if you hear it nearby, then you're probably too late

My massive blast radius will hit your buns

Say goodbye level fifty, hello level one

Well, don't get your hopes up because I'm the real Creeper

Your win has yet to come, so let me call the Grim Reaper

Sure, my plan failed to beat those meddling kids

But my legacy will live forever, your time's almost up, prick

I'm a top-Notch rapper and a Persson's worst nightmare

'''Creeper vs this guy? This wasn't even fair'''

I'll always be remebered by fans, be it kids or adults

The only people who'll remember you are nerds and jerk-offs

Screw you Mr. Carswell, the real Creeper's out of this hizzy

If you don't like getting blown up then you should run away quickly

If you don't got good shelter, then you should probably get busy

I'm gonna blow up your face as soon as you try to hit me

Your disses made me mad, so I think I'm gonna blow 

''But let me pass the mic to my bro before I go! ''

Jeepers Creepers: "Jeepers, it's the Creeper," that's what your saying in your head

When you go to sleep tonight, you better check under your bed

I cannot be killed, but I can kill you right now

It's your final appearance, Carswell, before I bury you sixty-six feet underground

I have three movies, you've only been in one fucking episode

How's that make you the better monster? You're just a crankly old human afterall

I'll stalk you till your end and then I'll throw you down my tunnel

The only things you're Creeping on are Daphne and Velma's vaginas

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATION!

Who won? The Creeper Creeper and Jeepers Creepers

I actually think this turned out great, but Jeeper's verse was just kind of thrown in. I know his verse wasn't that great, but oh well, I tried. I still think "Rick and Morty vs Splinter and TMNT" is my best battle yet.

HINT FOR NEXT BATTLE: A "crafty" battle royale

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