User blog:Dragonsblood23/Mike Rowe VS Ron Jeremy



So I got bored and thought this would be a funny fanmade. So I decided to make it, its Dirty Jobs Host, Mike Rowe, against the famous porn star, Ron Jeremy, to see who is better when it comes to "Dirty Jobs"

Fanmade Rap Battles

Mike Rowe

VS

Ron Jeremy

Begin:

Mike Rowe:

Doug, get the camera, and get into the car

because our "dirtiest" job today is gonna a porn star

Well Ron is full of C.R.A.P. for all the women he invades

Case Scenario Worst Case Scenario here is that he's covered in AIDS

Cause when it comes to dirty jobs, you're no match for me

I work both smart and hard but shocked you got a bach degree

Now I may not be Pope Francis, but I have something to say

that your addiction in lust will only lead to Hell's Highway



Ron Jeremy:

<p style="text-align:center;">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Shoot_Me! Just Shoot Me] already because I want Tim Allen's clone  to be gone

<p style="text-align:center;">His show only comes on Discovery when The MythBusters aren't on

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause when I cum on the mic and the ladies on Nuke 'em High as I gander

<p style="text-align:center;">to see that you still try to be relevant and blame everything on Bernie Sanders

<p style="text-align:center;">Cranking some High Voltage on your crew's gang bang to end up in a Dead Bang

<p style="text-align:center;">Because Somebody's Gotta Do It to see your Ghost Hunting show to be very lame

<p style="text-align:center;">But I choose the right kind of Ghost Busting but this time I'll have you be the minor extra

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause you're show's colors are just green and brown while I bring all sorts of pink spectrum

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<p style="text-align:center;">Mike Rowe:

<p style="text-align:center;">Ronald please, keep up the pace if you want to be The Last Man Standing

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause being a Porno Luigi is being a second man from my understanding

<p style="text-align:center;">This will be The Deadlist Catch then bury you in a Bering Sea Gold ditch

<p style="text-align:center;">only to find out between you and all the women you fucked, you were the only bitch

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<p style="text-align:center;">Ron Jeremy:

<p style="text-align:center;">You've been a nobody for ages doing nothing but advertise for Ford Motor Companies

<p style="text-align:center;">And then in your life, you go on and make stupid political shows that star Huckabee

<p style="text-align:center;">Because you winning the fight for the man of dirty jobs must be the work of phantasm

<p style="text-align:center;">because you're only jealous that unlike me you can't get a single girl for you to orgasm

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<p style="text-align:center;">WHO WON

<p style="text-align:center;">WHO'S NEXT

<p style="text-align:center;">YOU DECIDE

<p style="text-align:center;">FANMADE RAP BATTLES

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Who won? Mike Rowe Ron Jeremy