User blog:ShoopDaKev/Bruce Springsteen VS John Cougar Meloncamp: Epic Unofficial Rap Battles of History

So... I think I've ran out of ways to introduce my battles... so yeah, here it is!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JOHN COUGAR MELONCAMP!

VS!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!

BEGIN!

JCM:

Here’s a little ditty of JCM vs this load of BS!

This punk is looking pretty tired, maybe you need some rest!

I grew up in a small town, but I gained all this fame!

It’s John Cougar Meloncamp, everybody knows my name!

I took the world by storm, while you sit and Play Guitar!

You call yourself The Boss, but that won’t get you very far!

I’ll kick you back to E Street; I’ll kick you back to your past!

I’ll defeat you once and for all, this fight shall be your last!



Bruce:

<p class="MsoNormal">Like a 10th Avenue Freeze Out, my rhymes will make you shiver!

<p class="MsoNormal">I got more flow than my CD, The River!

<p class="MsoNormal">I always go gold, when’s the last time you had a hit song!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ve seen Better Days, but they didn’t last long!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll shine like A Spirit in the Night leave you Blinded by the Light.

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re so good, you didn’t put up a fight!

<p class="MsoNormal">Can you even take it, seems like you have Sad Eyes.

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re having a Lonesome Day, but you’ll never Rise!

<p class="MsoNormal">JCM:

<p class="MsoNormal">Alright Brucey Boy, you’re an American Fool.

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a Kid Inside, yet you think you’re so cool.

<p class="MsoNormal">You call those good rhymes? Is that The Best that You Can Do?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll make you Hurt, but it won’t be Good for you.

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you feel these burns, like Paper in Fire?

<p class="MsoNormal">You need to Straighten up son, you know, like Dire.

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll walk all over you, like Freedom’s Road.

<p class="MsoNormal">When we’re done with this battle you’ll end up like The Ghost of Tom Joad!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bruce:

<p class="MsoNormal">You feel that Darkness At the End of Town, it’s just you, sitting alone.

<p class="MsoNormal">You go through 3 different names, you think that will make you more well-known?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m Working on a Dream, I’m giving it my all.

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s about time I show you, just how I Wrecking Ball!

<p class="MsoNormal">You put some Words and Music, and your lyrics really lack.

<p class="MsoNormal">I went SWC Gold, with just 18 Tracks!

<p class="MsoNormal">I got a concert to perform, but this battle was fun. But tramps like you, you better run.

<p class="MsoNormal">'''WHO WON? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''WHO’S NEXT? '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''YOU DECIDE! '''

<p class="MsoNormal">'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! '''

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Who Won? Bruce Springsteen John Cougar Meloncamp