User:Dark Cyan





About Me :
"Look how far I've driven, driving many miles." - Cyanwrites, 15 November 2015

Hello, My name is Cyanwrites. I am a short story and rap battle writer who started out on Facebook of all places (oh lord) before moving to Tumblr (OH LORD!). I now have a writing blog here, and am a regular attendee to Creepypasta Wiki and ERBWiki. I have also written a 36,000 word novel about vampires, if you're interested. It's a bit crap.

Friend List=

Gone But Not Forgotten

He Has Got You Covered

insert joke about lemons here

Fish Are Friends, Not Food

Definitely A Hero

Noirse

Reverses The Polarity

ROA, ROA, ROA your boat

Sexy Lexi

Yill Kourself

Tourney Killer

You Can't Handle The Truth!

YES, WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!

Shinning Jewel Of The Past

Sheer Poetry

Respect The Afro

Officer Friendly

#RememberRemember

Who's Michael Phelps?

The Lead Writer Of CyGIR Rap Battles bpf

Smashes Raps of constant quality modestly

Snake Mania FTW!

Mean Green Crat Machine

Pure Gold(fish)

My Literature Rival <3


 * -|People Needing Opponents=

Rumiko Takahashi (CRBoL)

Jack London (CRBoL)

Niccolò Machiavelli (CRBoL)

Sun Tzu (CRBoL)


 * -|Collaborations=

ALF vs E.T. as ALF

Jack The Ripper vs Slender Man as Jack The Ripper

Epic Rap Battles of the Whoniverse: The Sontarans vs The Rutan Host as the Rutan Host

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:TruthBrood/John_Cena_VS_Superman-Rap_Battle! John Cena vs Superman] as Superman

Trixter's Rap Battles of Video Games: Cloud Strife vs Link as Squall Leonhart

Epic Rap Battles of Horror: Creepy Black vs Luna Game as Luna and Creepybloom

ERB: PvA: Sunset Shimmer vs Carrie White as Sunset Shimmer

Comics vs Video Games: Ichigo Kurasaki vs Cloud Strife as Cloud Strife

The Racnoss Empress vs The Sycorax: Wiki Christmas Day 4 as The Great Intelligence

MBOHS: The Gingerbread Man vs Frosty The Snowman as The Gingerbread Man

Seraphimon44 Rap Battles: Sesame Street vs Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared as The Bird

Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History: Dante Aligheri vs The 7 Deadly Sins as Scar

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Flatwoods_Monster/2015_Year_in_Film_Royale._Rap_Battle. 2015 Year in Film Royale] as Indominus Rex

Cave's Rap Battles: Handsome Jack vs Artemis Fowl as...erm...Artemis Fowl

ERBoY: GradeAUnderA vs I Hate Everything as ADoseOfBuckley


 * -|Tournament Matches=

Brunswikian Tourney-Vaas Montenegro vs Tyrion Lannister as Vaas (Round 1)

Cyanwrites vs SkeepTieel Fourth Official Wiki Tournament Round 1

SANTORYU99 vs Cyanwrites Fourth Official Wiki Tournament Round 2

Cyanwrites vs Jella141 Fourth Official Wiki Tournament Round 3

Cyanwrites vs The Flatwoods Monster Fourth Official Wiki Tournament Semi Finals

Cyanwrites vs Tigerisnormal Fourth Official Wiki Tournament Third Place Battle

Cyanwrites vs ERBofSmoshery Compliment Tournament Round 1

A+X vs Snake Mania First Unflopped Pairs Tournament Round 1

Play the Game First Official Poetry Slam Round 1

Undyne vs Trixie As Trixie - Joseph's Anything Tournament
 * -|ERB Winners=

Here are my personal Epic Rap Battles of History winners in order;

John Lennon

Darth Vader

Abe Lincoln

Sarah Palin

Macho Man Randy Savage

Beethoven

Stephen Hawking

Genghis Khan

Napoleon Bonaparte

Billy Mays

Dumbledore

Shakespear

Mr. T

Captain Kirk

EpicLLOYD

Adolf Hitler

Leonidas

Wright Bros

Michael Jackson

Cleopatra

Bill Gates

Freddie Mercury

Barack Obama

Doc Brown

Clint Eastwood

Sherlock Holmes

Moses

Eve

[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/Gandhi_vs_Martin_Luther_King_Jr. Martin Luther King]

Thomas Edison

Babe Ruth

Mozart

Gorbachev

Vader

Al Capone

Miley Cyrus

Bob Ross

Michael Jordan

The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

Walter White

Goku

Stephen King

Isaac Newton

William Wallace

The Artists

Mythbusters

Bonnie and Clyde

Thor

Hannibal Lecter

Oprah

Quentin Tarantino

Bill and Ted

Harry Houdini

Robocop

Eastern Philosophers as a group, Socrates as individuals

Julius Caesar

Walt Disney

Deadpool


 * -|Dick Jokes=

So here's a list of every dick/balls joke I've ever made in a rap battle on this site.

Cyan's Rap Battles:

"You’re packing a little Grinch-ster that’s 2 sizes too small." - Scrooge, Scrooge vs Grinch

"Oh, right, you’re one to talk, with your Tiny Tim!" - Grinch, Scrooge vs Grinch

"Walk into the club like “whaddup, I got a big cock”." - Macklemore, Eminem vs Macklemore

"Everybody’s laughing at your boner, so come and get one in the yarbles!" - Alex DeLange, DeLarge v s Joker

"The only reward your work deserves is a swift kick to the balls!" - John Cooper Clarke, Romantic Age Poets vs 20th Century Poets

"You should stop playing with your Jingle Bells and find a wife!" - Bambi, Bambi vs Rudolph

"You can suck on Deez Nuts cuz I'm the son of JOHN CENA!" - Remi, Advice Dog vs Doge 3

"The name's Captain Quark, and my blaster runs hot!" - Captain Quark, Star Fox vs Ratchet 2

Cyan's Rap Battles of Literature:

"I will cull this polygamous pig who can’t even keep his todger in his pants!" - Jules Verne, Jules Verne vs H.G. Wells

"Was there something else on your mind when you wrote about a Giant Peach?" - Lewis Carroll, Lewis Carroll vs Roald Dhal

"Run with with your little tail between thine legs in the face of big Willie!" - Shakespeare, Shakespeare vs Sophocles

"Comparing our surnames, you come up short (please forgive the Dick pun)" - Ray Bradbury, Ray Bradbury vs Phillip K. Dick

"A clown touched your face with his rod. Talk about a Dark Carnival!" - Phillip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury vs Phillip K. Dick

"I don’t want to read detailed descriptions of you playing with your ‘Dear Kitty’" - Jeff Kinney, Jeff Kinney vs Anne Frank (It's a vagina joke, but still)

"Listen, Jap, I get that Bruce Springsteen gives you a hard-on" - William Golding, Veronica Roth vs James Dashner

Guest Verses:

"I'll make your face bleed. You're a bad S.E.E.D, so suck on deez Deku Nuts!" - Squall, Lexi's Cloud vs Link

"You may be made of three balls but you lack them where it counts" - Gingerbread Man, Grav's Gingerbread Man vs Frosty The Snowman

"This week, we look at two bigger dicks than you’d find on Chatroulette" - ADoseOfBuckley, Shovel's GradeAUnderA vs I Hate Everything

"So go back to your court and play with your variable resistor!" - Breakout Paddle, Justin Buckner's Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

Tournament Verses:

"Your journey ends here, Monster. I guess you could only achieve a Semi." - Cyan vs Flats

"So why don't you suck an admin's dick for power like your last foe did?" - Cyan vs Tiger