User blog:ERBWarrior/WERB - Black Card Revoked vs Cards Against Humanity

Hope this makes up for the so far shitty season. I was gonna release this in February since BCR celebrates black culture. Anyway, this features the popular American card game for horrible people, Cards Against Humanity, against the family-friendly black culture celebrating card game, Black Card Revoked. Enjoy.

WARRIOR'S EPIC RAP BATTLES

BLACK CARD REVOKED 

VS

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

BEGIN

CAH:
Here's the real OGs, you're just Pretending You're Xyzzy!

Half of all the world doesn't now you sissies!

I will defeat ____. The first answer is you!

Of course, the guys who put worthless facts of WWII!

On every fucking card, we have actual humor!

Speaking of that, here's another card, ahem, There's a rumor,

Of a secret, and the secret is _____.

Here's my answer, you don't have a free site you wank!

Your win is revoked and it's time for you to die!

On the best rapper card, you put fucking Kanye! (Why?!)

You fucking share your name with a racist theoretic!

You're such a bozo that your creators named you Headache!

BCR:
Your game runs on immaturity, and that's some real shit.

Making fun of Pres. Trump just fucking makes you a dick!

We're safe for grandma, and kids of all age!

Your games just induce Lady Gags hate and intoxicated rage!

Here's a correct answer question: Who's better? Me!

If you think I'm fucking racist, nigga please!

At least our cards are humanly legal!

And for your sake, I'd request saying

Craig from Friday:
Bye Felicia!

CAH:
I'm unique, that's why my cards are NSFH!

Your cards use more dead memes than "my face when people hate!"

You're not so squeaky clean, we've doubled in popularity!

See, the best type of humor is uncensored profanity!

BCR:
We celebrate black culture! All my niggas represent!

It's white card bitches like you I resent!

Your cards will sentence the whole industry to doom!

BCR's balling, so you best look for cover in your bedroom!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU FUCKING DECIDE SON

WARRIOR'S

MLK:
I have a dream, that one day I am featured in a WERB!

Announcer:
--EPIC RAP BATTLES