User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles Pokemon vs History Gen 2 - Decidueye vs Robin Hood

Yeah, I'm aware I just posted the new wikimad yesterday, but I want to keep this updated too.

Not to mention I want to get this done before I start work on the season finale, so I can get Generation 2 done before the year ends.

Gotta finish 2016 better than the rest of 2016, because fuck this year.

Anyway, today we have a couple of quick-witted archers. In one corner, we have the Grass/Ghost Owl of Gen 7, Decidueye, going against the mythical archer of insane;y crazed personality, Robin Hood. Let the battle begin!

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

DECIDUEYE

VERSUS

ROBIN HOOD

BEGIN!

Battle
Robin Hood:

Prepare for my rhymes as I make your spirit shackled

Shooting an arrow through your owl head before I get tackled

I steal from the rich, to get away from a Nasty Plot

It takes a lot of skill to prove you can never get caught

You think I’m scared of ghosts? Well, seize your panic!

I’ve stopped villains in the Sherwood forest to halt their havoc!

I may not be magic, but I’m the myth you shouldn’t avoid

So unleash up your rhymes and don’t be so coy

Decidueye:

Hoo even wants to dare fight a Decidueye?

A mediocre Joker seeking to destroy his own life!

I liked it better when Disney turned you into a fox

But now I don’t know how you could survive even small talks

Now, your merry men aren’t very merry without a cent

And the ballads of your life? They should’ve ended with your death!

Now I understand, on your back, you got a lot of arrows to carry

But there was no reason to leave the Church of St. Mary

Robin Hood:

Well, I’ve never been insulted, but surely, you gest

You might be a rare breed in alola, but in this forest, you’re a pest

But for accepting this trainer? You’ve failed this test!

I’ll go do my job, so just stay in your nest!

Decidueye:

Your flow is as rubbish as your pathetic adaptations

Robin Hood completed one crime? Time for a celebration!

You’ve made more mistakes than the maid you laid eyes on,

And I’ll win faster than the arrow that shot you, a present from Little John

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU

Hoo?

DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY…

poll
Who won? Decidueye Robin Hood