User blog:Loygansono55/Meg Griffin VS Medusa

In the first entry in my third season of fanmade rap battles, unattractive teenage girl, Meg Griffin goes head-to-head against mythological serpent woman, Medusa.

Cast
Mary Gutfleisch as Meg Griffin

Angela Trimbur as Medusa

Shay Carl as Peter Griffin (cameo)

NicePeter as Perseus (cameo)

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MEG GRIFFIN!

VERSUS!

MEDUSA!

BEGIN!

Meg Griffin
I may not look attractive, but beauty is skin deep,

I'll decapitate you like Perseus, you serpentine creep,

Greek mythology? I represent a modern family,

So take a hissy fit, but please try to do it calmly,

Put a gorgon against a Griffin, we both know the outcome,

You're not an Adder, I bet you can't do simple sums,

You slimy, scaly, venomous, reptilian skank,

Not even plastic surgery can help you, to be frank!

Medusa
I think every single one of my snakes would agree,

That you ain't got no alibi, cause you're ugly,

Not even a paper bag can fix you, my eyes burn when I see your face,

Just you wait, you'll get disowned, unable to find a new place,

That father of yours has testicles on his chin,

With a family like that, how do you expect to win?

I'll have you gorgoin' crazy with a nervous twitch,

Why, Meg, you ain't nothing but a Family Bitch!

Meg Griffin
You're getting ahead in life, and your hobby is getting stoned,

Those fangs might be sharp, but with looks like that, there's no getting boned,

You've got drop-dead looks alright, but they're not as good as you think,

Your raps are Gorgon-zola, talk about cheesy, they stink,

To swallow my life-size disses, you should dislocate your jaw,

You'd shatter a mirror, and put it back together like a jigsaw,

I'll polish off my specs casually, cause your breath is making them foggy,

I'll set Brian on you, because he's one obedient doggy!

Medusa
This isn't like the Duckling story, you don't get prettier,

Just like your unfunny show, your rhymes aren't getting any wittier,

Poor girl, a sexually active neighbour, and a perverted coot,

Watch me make a cutaway joke, this is my knife, and that's your foot,

Clash of the Titans? This is the Clash of a Vomit-inducing Bitch and a Dame,

I've rarely even watched your garbage, it's so MacFar-lame,

I'll turn you into stone, and then I'll break off your leg,

Stop blabbering on, nobody cares, so shut up, Meg!

Who won? Meg Griffin Medusa

Note
Same thing as always, thanks for reading, comment and vote. Blah blah blah :)