Dis Raps For Hire - Season 2 Episode 5: Diamond



Dis Raps for Hire, Season 2, Episode 5 is the fifth episode of Dis Raps of Season 2 and is the 15th Dis Rap in the Dis Raps For Hire series. It was released on June 2nd, 2014.

Lyrics
Yo, everybody's crying, Dis Raps has retired.

Now this douchebag Diamond's gone and woke a sleeping giant!

My target is acquired and I'm starting up a riot.

'Bout to spit more shrapnel than Saving Private Ryan!

Never in my life I heard of something so cold:

An asshole taking shots at a seven year old!

Now I'm hotter than the Devil and you're never gonna forgive me.

You're facing EpicLLOYD and I'm bringing Hell with me!

"Diamond", don't get bitter and pick on dude's sister,

'Cause you got named after the discount stripper!

Man, that macho tough guy thing's been done, son.

You're as macho as my man, Tim Gunn!

Be ashamed of yourself or I'll make flames of yourself.

Keep your names to yourself or get your brain bashed to hell.

Say vegetable like anything but healthy snacks,

They'll have to ask Diamond's teachers to hold me back!

'Cause you got no idea what this girl's gotta do,

What she gotta go through just try to and walk to school!

You wanna stand there and make jokes?

This girl's tougher than you and only 7 years old.

She got a Rett Syndrome in her X chromosome.

Too complex a problem to explain on a microphone.

So if you wanna talk Rett, let me give you a Link.

Read up, ya dumb fuck, then come tell me what you think!

But you should try to pass class a little faster, guy.

You should not be able to drive yourself to Junior High!

You're 16, dumbass, still in 8th grade?

At this rate, you'll be 24 before you graduate.

So DiggyDiggyBros, if you dig this video,

Put your fist in the air and pump it like Arsenio!

Go home and bump it with your sis and say I say hello.

And put Diamond in the ground like the Heroin Joke!

Trivia

 * The line "So if you wanna talk Rett, let me give you a Link" is a reference to the YouTube duo, Rhett & Link. This may be a reference to them appearing in a battle during Season 3.
 * The final line references the Heroin Joke from the Behind the Scenes videos for Epic Rap Battles of History and how it died during the Rick Grimes vs Walter White Behind the Scenes, making this the first time the joke was used outside of ERB.