User blog:Paint Roller/Waldo vs Slenderman. Epic Rap Battles of Fictionry

I've decided to try my hand at Rap battles. This comes from a suggestion I posted earlier.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

WALDO!

VERSUS!

SLENDERMAN!

BEGIN!

Waldo:

 What’s the matter bitch, can’t find me?

 How can ya when you don’t even have eyes to see?

 Living in a forest with a cheesy-ass tuxedo,

 Eat a meal, skinny bastard, get yourself some Doritos!

 My book will be around for a hundred more years,

 You think you’re gonna make me cower in fear?

 Bitch, you be trippin, you’ll flesh I’LL be rippin

 But I can’t go to your house, cause you ain’t got one to live in!



Slenderman:



You’ll be the first one I look for, you don’t fuck with me.

I’ll get you while you’re sleeping and steal both your kidneys,

<span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">You may wear a Freddy Krueger shirt, but I’ll beat his ass too,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">Even grown men get scared when they hear me say BOO!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">Where’s Waldo? Yeah, he’s gone for good.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">Wanna try to find him now? I don’t think anyone could.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">Cause he’s six feet under, that’s where he will rest,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">Anyone else wanna try me? ‘Cause you will be NEXT!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Waldo:

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<p class="MsoNormal"> I think you’re just pissed that your legend is soon gonna expire,

<p class="MsoNormal"> It’s so full of crap, should be put on a doorstep and set on fire!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">Handford couldn’t have made a gayer character if he tried,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">By the way, Wenda already slept with six different guys!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Waldo:

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<p class="MsoNormal"> Bitch please, you aren’t even scary!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You look like the devil’s really crappy secretary!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll put you in a sleeper hold without a single issue,

<p class="MsoNormal"> Why don’t you go back to your woods, I don’t think anyone will miss you!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">I’ve made teens stay up for nights without sleeping,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">No one can hide from me when I’m creeping.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">So once you hear static and your vision starts to clear,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-bidi-font-family:Aharoni; color:#595959;mso-themecolor:text1;mso-themetint:166">You will finally understand the true meaning of FEAR!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON!?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTIONRY!

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