User blog:Wachowman/Wiki Big Brother - Season 1 Episode 3 (Waste Of Time)



Wachow: last time on Wiki Big Brother!

(Screen shows Bobdave win the HOH competition)

Wachow: after winning the very first HOH competition and forming an alliance with Smoshery, Metal and Voice, Bobdave made it clear that he was to target the alliance of Devil and Gravity who he was told were gunning after him.

(Screen shows Devil talking with Mat, Mendes and Jake)

Wachow: after fearing for his life, Devil quickly found new friends in hope to keep him safe from elimination, ditching Gravity in the process.

(Screen shows Metal winning the Power of Veto)

Wachow: once Metal convinced Gravity to foolishly give up the Power of Veto in efforts to keep them both safe, Metal went back on his word showing his true intentions and keeping Gravity and Devil on the block.

(Screen shows Bobdave evict Gravity)

Wachow: with Bobdave breaking a tiebreaker and sending Gravity home, what will come of the new alliances? Can Metal be trusted? And what twist do we have in store today? Find out now, on Wiki Big Brother!

(Screen shows Bobdave, Smoshery, Metal, Voice, Cyan and Clock inside the HOH Room)

Cyan: yeah, if we knew you were voting out Gravity we would've helped you, we thought Devil was the target.

Bobdave: he was at first, then it was Gravity, then Devil again. But once Gravity almost won that Veto comp and wasn't taken off the block, I couldn't risk him in the game anymore.

Clock: why didn't you just take him off, put up a pawn and vote off Devil?

Metal: I decided Gravity wasn't safe no matter what.

Bobdave: it was Metals decision on what to do, for now it worked out, we just need to win the HOH again.

Cyan: about that, let's say one is us six win the HOH Competition, I want Devils new alliance out badly.

Clock: no doubt about it, Devil is gunning for you guys now.

Smoshery: didn't you tell us you already heard them say they're going for us?

Clock: um, yeah, exactly.

Cyan: we have the game in the bag if we six stay together.

Smoshery: have you officially joined us?

Cyan: that's up to you guys.

Bobdave:...it doesn't hurt.

Metal: the more the merrier.

Voice: although, we need to stick together then, a six person alliance is strong but it puts a huge target on everyone of our backs.

Clock: he's right, we can't betray each other last minute.

Bobdave: then let's hope one of us win the HOH today.

Metal: yeah, we always need the HOH with us.

(Cyan and Clock exchange looks)

Cyan: alright, just good to know we're in the clear.

Clock: we're gunna go swimming, anyone down?

Voice: actually yeah, I'll be there in a bit.

Metal: me too.

Clock: sweet, see you then.

(Clock and Cyan leave the HOH Room)

Bobdave:...keep and eye on them.

Voice: that's why I'm going swimming.

Metal: me too.

(Everyone starts to chuckle)

Smoshery: but hey, if they are actually with us, we control the game from now on.

Metal: that's all I like to hear.

Confession Cam

Metal: this could go really well for us, or it could get us eliminated next, only time will tell but for now I'm feeling pretty good.

Smoshery: I'm not too sure what to think yet, Clock and Cyan seem like good guys but I don't know if I trust them.

Voice: again I say from being alone to being apart of a six person alliance, it can't get better.

Bobdave: I have huge doubt about Cyan and Clock, so we really don't tell them much, as far as I know they go right to another alliance we may not know about and spill the beans, might as well make their votes useful while they last.

Confession Cam End

(Screen shows TK, Neo and GG in the upstairs room)

GG: the HOH is coming up.

Neo: yeah, and we need it to rid of Bobdave or Metal.

TK: hold up, it all depends what Cyan and Clock come back with.

Neo: how? It doesn't matter if they're going for Devil and Mat or going for us, those two are huge competitors.

GG: hold on now, Bobdave won a questionnaire competition.

TK: exactly, we haven really seen him do much else except get 3rd in a Veto comp.

Neo: still, that's a four person alliance that I fear way more than Mat, Devil, Jake and Mendes.

TK: who knows, maybe one of them will win today and show their true colors.

(Just then the door starts to open)

TK: that must be them.

Neo: Clock, Cyan, what info did y'all ge-

(Loygan walks trough the door and stares at Neo)

Neo: oh, shit dammit Loygan.

Loygan: what?

Neo: at least like, knock or tell us it's you.

Loygan: knock? It's my room too!

Neo:...yeah but-

Loygan: no buts, it's my freaking room!

TK: hey hey he's right, we're sorry Loyg, we're just expecting-

Loygan: your "fake" alliance members? Just saw them exit the HOH Room.

(Just then Cyan and Clock appear behind Loygan)

Cyan: uh, we interrupting something?

Loygan: no no, please, be my guest.

Cyan:...uh.

(Just then Wachows voice is heard throughout the house)

Wachow: houseguests, please come to the living room, there is an important announcement.

Neo:...

TK:...

Loygan: well, looks like there's no alliance meeting.

Neo: it's not a-

(Before Neo can finish, Loygan walks away)

Neo: h-hey! Don't walk away from me!

TK: calm down Neo, let's just do what Wachow said.

Neo:...asshole.

Confession Cam

Loygan: so far, it seems I'm the only one that notices that Cyan and Clock are with those three. Although I believe Bobdave and them think otherwise. I don't know who's side they're really on and frankly I don't care. I don't talk to many people in the house but I will make sure that eventually this alliance gets outed, can't let that run around for too long.

Cyan: I have no clue what I just walked in on, we didn't even have info we were going to invite them to swim! Loygan seemed mad.

TK: Loygan seems to be on to us about our alliance...he could be more dangerous than I originally thought. I guess there aren't many secrets going around though, every alliance practically secluded themselves other than Cyan and Clock.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

(Screen shows everyone in the living room as Wachows face appears on the TV)

Wachow: greetings everyone, well I did say that I had some twist in store for you all so here is probably the biggest one. I really hope you're all rested up cause starting now we will have an HOH competition, a Veto competition and an eviction today. That's right, we're starting this season off strong by sending yet another person home in quick fashion!

Mat: what?!

Voice: hold up, aren't we supposed to be here for a few months? Now three people will be gone within the first week and a half?

Wachow: who's to say when you leave you never come back?

Voice:...

Wachow: also, the next HOH competition will begin right now!

(Everyone's eyes widen up)

Wachow: please walk outside and you will be placed at you locations.

(The TV turns off as everyone sits still for a moment before getting up to walk outside)

(The screen goes black)

...

(Screen shows a course with the numbers one through fifty scattered around)

(The houseguests are all sitting in nearby chairs)

Wachow: ok houseguests, this is how this competition will work. One by one you will step up to the podium and grab the golf club right beside it, with the ball that you are given with your face on it you will put the ball down and put it out onto the field. The person, and eventually people, who gets the lowest number every round is out of the competition. Also, once a number is landed on it can no longer be landed on again. Does everyone understand?

(Everyone nods their heads)

Wachow: ok good, Bobdave as the previous Head of Household you cannot compete in this competition. Metal you go first please step up to the podium.

(Metal steps up to the podium and grabs the golf club)

(Metal places the ball down and swings at it)

(The ball goes flying and lands on the '25' mark)

Wachow: Metal gets 25! Jake you're next.

(Jake steps up and places the ball down)

(Jake swings at the ball which makes it land on the '17' mark)

Wachow: Jake gets 17! Mendes you are next.

(Mendes gets a 22)

(Neo gets a 44)

(Loygan gets an 8)

(Smoshery gets a 10)

(Devil gets a 21)

(TK gets a 14)

(Mat gets a 31)

(Clock gets a 35)

(Cyan gets a 19)

(Screen shows GG place his ball down)

(He swings at it which makes him land on the '5' mark)

GG: crap.

Wachow: ohhh, GG you now have the lowest score, Voice you're last up.

(Voice steps up to the podium and places his ball down)

(Voice swings at the ball and sends it flying)

Voice:...

(Voices ball lands on the '2' mark)

Bobdave: really?

Voice: oh come on!

Wachow: I'm sorry Voice, but you've been eliminated!

Voice: damn!

Wachow: houseguest, the bottom three scores this round will be eliminated, Metal you're up.

(Metal gets an 11)

(Jake gets a 49)

(Mendes gets a 33)

(Neo gets a 1)

Neo: god dammit!

(Loygan gets a 27)

(Smoshery gets a 9)

(Devil gets a 20)

(TK gets a 4)

(Mat gets a 42)

(Clock gets a 36)

(Cyan gets a 12)

(GG gets a 38)

Wachow: Neo, Smoshery and TK, you three have been eliminated. New round everyone, and same rules apply, bottom three are eliminated.

(Metal gets a 3)

Metal: well damn.

(Jake gets a 30)

(Mendes gets a 24)

(Loygan gets a 47)

(Devil gets a 48)

(Mat gets a 13)

(Clock gets an 18)

(Cyan gets a 29)

(GG gets a 6)

Wachow: Metal, GG and Mat, you have been eliminated.

Mat: 13 isn't even that bad a number!

Clock: say that again, but slowly.

Wachow: One more time guys, three people will be eliminated this round, go.

(Jake gets a 15)

(Mendes gets a 7)

(Loygan gets a 40)

(Devil gets a 20)

(Clock gets a 37)

(Cyan gets a 39)

Wachow: Jake, Mendes, Devil, sorry but you all have the lowest scores.

Mat:...

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Mat: oh my god.

Devil: I can't believe-

Jake: that we all-

Mendes: got eliminated at the same time!

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

Wachow: it's down to the final round! Whoever gets the highest points here win! Loygan you go first.

(Loygan steps up to the podium and hits the ball)

(The ball lands directly on the 50)

Cyan: no!

Wachow: and would you look at that! No reason to continue because Loygan got the highest number possible! Loygan is your new HOH!

Loygan: yeaaahhh!

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Bobdave: huh, interesting.

Cyan: Clock and I were so close! We didn't even get a chance in the end!

TK: hopefully we can put Loygan's focus off us and onto another alliance...but how?

Loygan: I knew I had it in me, this is perfect for my plan.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

(Screen shows TK, GG and Neo at the kitchen)

Neo: I want to talk to him.

TK: you scared?

Neo: of course I am! I just fought with him.

GG: then we just need to be able to get alone with him.

Neo: he's not talking to anyone!

TK: he's really trying to be the loner type, I'm not sure why.

(Just then Clock and Cyan walk up to the group)

Clock: yep, he's not talking.

Cyan: I'm pretty sure we're his targets.

GG: actually, I'm just sure Neo is his target.

Neo: fuck you, you know if he puts me up one of you are going next to me.

(Just then Wachows voice is heard)

Wachow: everyone, please make your way to the Round Table for the nomination ceremony.

TK: already?

Neo: uhg! This stupid twist is going to get me eliminated! We don't get to strategize!

GG: cmon, let's go.

...

(Screen shows everyone at the Round Table as Loygan approaches with the buttons)

Loygan: everyone, as your new HOH I have the power to put two people up for eviction, and with the new twist going on I didn't have much time to talk to anybody so I'm going by pure strategy.

Neo:...

Bobdave:...

Loygan: my first nominee for eviction is...

(Loygan presses a button on the pad)

(Neos face shows up on the wall)

Neo: *shakes head*

Loygan: the next person I nominate for eviction is...

(Loygan presses another button on the tab)

(Cyans face shows up on the wall)

Cyan:...

Loygan: I have nominated you Neo and you Cyan because...we'll it's pretty obvious, a big alliance is a big threat.

Smoshery: alliance?

Bobdave:...I see.

Loygan: for any that don't know, there is a five person alliance between Neo, Cyan, Clock, GG and TK.

TK: you bastard.

Loygan: so not matter what happens, one of them will be-

Neo: I don't think you're aware of the huge target you put on your back!

Loygan:...

Neo: you won't win every HOH so when we eventually do you're going home.

Jake: who says you guys are going to win? Maybe I will.

Voice: yeah, and I'm not too keen on a big alliance like that.

Metal: Voice shut u-

Neo: says you and the HOH Suckers! At least we're not as obvious as you, Bobdave, Metal and Voice!

Smoshery: cause we're not scared!

Metal: Smoshery, shut up! We aren't apart of this.

Loygan: everyone please...I've made my nominations and they're final, this ceremony is-

(Just then Wachow voice is heard)

Wachow: not so fast Loygan, cause now it's time for the Veto Competition!

Neo: now?!

Wachow: and since everyone is here already, I think it's time to pick names.

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Bobdave: this is why I didn't trust Clock or Cyan, and I don't like being betrayed.

Cyan: We. Just. Got. Screwed. We couldn't even deny it either! Shit!

Clock: I want to be in this competition, not only to save myself but to save Cyan! He's like my best friend in this game. Fuck those other three...for now.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

(The box filled with names is seen behind Loygan)

Wachow: Loygan, Neo and Cyan, you know how it goes.

(Loygan grabs the box as Cyan and Neo stand next to him)

Loygan: I guess I'll pick the first name.

(Loygan reaches into the box and pulls out a name)

Loygan:...TK.

(TK smirks)

(Cyan reaches into the box and pulls out a name)

Cyan:...Mendes.

Mendes: oh, ok.

(Neo reaches into the box and pulls out a name)

Neo:...GG.

GG: perfect.

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Neo: TK and GG are in this too? Perfect! If they win I'll need one of them to take me off, hopefully they'll value me more than Cyan.

Cyan: I'm gunna need TK and GG with me on this one, man this is stressful.

TK: the entire alliance except Clock is in this, but even then, we can't save everyone. Clock and Cyan got us into this mess.

Loygan: TK and GG joining doesn't bother me, whether Neo or Cyan are pulled off I just put another one of their alliance on. One of them are going home.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

(Screen shows Loygan, Neo, Cyan, TK, Mendes and GG in the middle of a square)

(On each corner and side of the square there is a hat, a flower, a shield, a toy car, a table, a water bottle, a trash can, and a gameboy)

Wachow: ok houseguests listen up cause this should be over quickly, you will all be standing in the middle of this square and I will call out the name of one of the items, all you have to do is run to that item and the last person there is out. Easy?

Neo: how were these items chosen?

TK: they're quite random.

Wachow: good! Now run to the flower.

Cyan: right no-

(Just then everyone but Cyan run towards the flower)

Cyan: no!

(Just as Cyan runs towards the flower everyone else gets there)

Wachow: sorry Cyan, you're out!

Cyan: such b.s, you caught me off guard!

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Cyan: that's it, they aren't going to keep me I'm useless. Two vetoes in a row where I was eliminated first...damn man I didn't want to leave this early.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

(Everyone returns to the middle as Cyan walks away)

Wachow: is everyone ready?

Loygan:...

Mendes:...

Wachow: run to the table!

(Everyone runs to the table)

(Loygan arrives at the table followed by Neo)

(Then Mendes)

(Then TK)

GG: dammit.

Wachow: sorry GG, you're out.

(Everyone returns to the middle as GG walks away)

Wachow: no time to waste, go to the hat!

(Everyone runs towards the hat)

(Loygan is ahead of everyone)

Loygan: ahhhh!

(Loygan is seen tripping over and lose floorboard as everyone passes him and makes it to the hat)

Loygan: oh, you can't be serious!

Wachow: sorry Loygan, you're out.

Loygan: what cheap team did you pay to make this?!

(Everyone returns to the middle as Loygan walks away)

Wachow: final three, but remember when their were 6? Go back to the flower!

(Neo, TK and Mendes speed to the flower)

(Mendes gets to the flower first)

(Then Neo)

TK: damn

Neo: shit dude.

TK: you got this man.

(Neo and Mendes return to the middle as TK walks away)

Mendes: some alliance.

Neo: don't even, why are you even trying?

Mendes: eh, I'm here, might as well win.

Neo: you're just putting a target on your back.

Mendes: that's your opinion.

Neo: and my opinion is right.

Mendes: well, you won't be saying that when-

Wachow: go to the trash can.

(Neo runs towards the trash can as Mendes is cut off)

Mendes: no!

(Mendes starts to run)

Mendes: that's bullshit! You distracted me!

(Neo reaches the trash can)

Neo: yes! Oh my god yes!

Wachow: congratulations Neo, you have won the Golden Power of Veto! It is now time for the Veto and eviction ceremony.

Neo: ha! Yes sir! That's fine with me!

Mendes:...

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Cyan: everything is going by so quickly! A few hours ago we were chilling in the HOH room with Bobdave! How I'm on the block and probably going home! This twist is killing me cause I can't even talk to people!

Mendes: maybe I shouldn't of tried that hard, now everyone just knows I'm good in competitions...crap.

Neo: I knew I had it! Safe for another week!

Loygan: ok, my main target isn't available anymore, no matter, that alliance is still losing someone.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

(Screen shows everyone in the living room)

(Neo stands up in the front of the room)

Neo: hello everyone, this is the Veto ceremony that has been stupidly rushed, since I myself am on the block we will be skipping the speech and I will use it on myself.

Cyan:...

Loygan:...

Neo: Loygan, since I have Veto'd one of your nominees, you must put another one on the block.

(Neo sits down as Loygan stands up)

Loygan: still just a game move, Clock, please replace Neo.

Clock:...

(Clock sits in the nomination chair)

Wachow: now it is time for the eviction ceremony. One by one you will cast your vote to evict, Loygan as Head of Household you will only vote in the event of a tie. But first both nominees have a chance to change your minds, Cyan please go first.

(Cyan stands up)

Cyan: ok guys, I hate being up here with my friend Clock but in the end I'd much rather stay than him. To my alliance I think I'd be a better asset to you in when it comes to loyalty. To the rest of the house even if we're against each other we can enjoy each other's company so please, please keep me in this game.

(Cyan sits down as Clock stands up)

Clock: guys all I can do is beg to you to keep me in. I'm loyal and willing to work with anyone in this game, please keep me and I promise you won't regret it. Also keep in mind I don't see myself as big a threat, I'm not a danger to any of you

(Clock sits down)

Wachow: thank you Clock and Cyan, now it is time to vote, TK you go first.

(TK stands up and walks into the voting room)

(Screen shows the voting room as TK walks in)

Wachow: hello TK, please cast your vote to evict.

TK: well you know Wachow, I was going to vote Cyan but then Clock said he'd work with anybody and that just doesn't sit well with me, so I vote to evict Clock.

Wachow: wow, thank you TK.

(TK leaves as Neo walks in)

Wachow: hi Neo, you seem happy to be safe.

Neo: hell yeah I am Wach, and I vote to evict Cyan!

Wachow: thank you.

(Neo leaves as Mat walks in)

Wachow: hi Mat, please cast your vote to evict.

Mat: I vote to evict...Cyan.

Wachow: thank you Mat.

(Mat leaves as Mendes walks in)

Wachow: hi Mendes, please cast your vote to evict.

Mendes:...I guess I vote to evict Cyan.

Wachow: thank you.

(Mendes leaves as GG walks in)

Wachow: hi GG, please cast your vote to evict.

GG: I vote to evict Clock.

Wachow: thank you GG.

(GG leaves as Bobdave walks in)

Wachow: welcome Bobdave, please cast your vote to evict.

Bobdave: I vote to evict Cyan.

Wachow: thank you.

(Bobdave leaves as Devil walks in)

Wachow: welcome Devil, please cast your vote to evict.

Devil: I vote to evict Clock.

Wachow: thank you Devil.

(Devil leaves as Jake walks in)

Wachow: hi Jake, please cast your vote to evict.

Jake: I vote to evict Clock.

Wachow: thank you Jake.

(Jake leaves as Smoshery walks in)

Wachow: hi Smoshery, please cast your vote to evict.

Smoshery: I vote to evict Clock.

Wachow: thank you Smoshery.

(Smoshery walks out as Voice walks in)

Wachow: hi Voice, please cast your vote to evict.

Voice: I vote to evict-hope I'm doing this right-Clock.

Wachow: thank you Voice.

(Voice leaves as Metal walks in)

Wachow: hi Metal, please cast your vote to evict.

Metal: I vote to evict Clock.

Wachow: thank you Metal.

(Metal leaves)

(Screen shows Metal walk into the living room and sit down)

’’’Confession Cam’’’

Metal: due to there not being much talk between the alliance, we were told to do what we thought was best, Cyan sucks in comps so yeah, we voted to keep him. Not everyone got the memo I think but I hope it worked.

’’’End Confession Cam’’’

Wachow: houseguests, the votes are in, when I say the evicted houseguests name they must stands up and leave. With a vote of seven to four...

Cyan:...

Clock:...

Wachow:...Clock, you have been evicted from the Wiki Big Brother house.

Clock: *shakes his head*

Cyan:...

(Clock shakes Cyans hand and walks towards the door)

Clock: good luck to everyone, I had fun while it lasted.

TK: sorry it came to this man.

Clock: don't ever think you're safe guys, just think I wasn't on the block 10 minutes ago.

(Clock walks out the door)

(Everyone is silent as Clocks picture on the wall becomes black and white)

Loygan: one down.

Neo: you're next.

Loygan: I wouldn't count on that.

GG: guys, not right now.

Voice: yeah, the twist is over, we can actually get some sleep.

Wachow: is that so?

Voice: wha-

Wachow: houseguests, it's time for the next HOH competition!

Mat: Wach! There's no way, we're all exhausted!

Wachow: well you better wake up, cause starting now all you have to do is stay awake.

Bobdave: what?

Wachow: that's right, last person to fall asleep wins the HOH!

(Screen goes black)