User blog:ERBWarrior/Lisa Simpson vs Taylor Swift - WERB S1

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WARRIOR'S EPIC RAP BATTLES

TAYLOR SWIFT

VS

LISA SIMPSON

BEGIN

Lisa:

Hi, it's Lisa Simpson, who will win? Of course, me!

I'll defeat you with my eyes closed, like a spelling bee!

If you want me, I'll be in my room,

My standard's tight, better call me Fruit of the Loom!

Miley was right, you scare your lovers out of bed,

I'd never get in bed with you

Homer:

What she said!

Lisa:

If you apply yourself, you can do anything,

But you're murder on my ears, even when you sing!

Taylor:

Your rhyming's immature, just like your brother,

You probably had sexual relations, with your mother!

You're whole life's a war, but you're not even winning,

My number ones are frequent, like your characters' killings!

Better back down Elizabeth Marie,

I got Bad Blood with you, I'm on a break up and break it spree!

They call me Swift because I'll destroy you bad,

I'm famous, you're ignored, especially by your dad!

Lisa:

Oh God, call Al in, cause shit's getting hella hot!

No one can protect you from the cringe your ass brought!

You look like a Cabbage Patch Kid and a Tribble,

You're basically a pop culture honored Dale Gribble!

Taylor:

I drop you from a windowsill, call me Homer Simpson,

I'll leave you a mess, like Hill did Bill Clinton!

I may be a hillbilly kid, but I cut you like a tailor!

I just kicked your ass, bitch, now write this down: Taylor!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

WARRIOR'S EPIC-

Lisa:

Watch me Sunday!

NO MOTHERFUCKER!!!

RAP BATTLES Who Won Lisa Simpson Taylor Swift