Talk:Philosophers East vs West/@comment-65.102.8.123-20150702210832

How's this lyric? :

Socrates:

Back me up when I say that my philosophies will out flank

No matter the rank of this hair bun wearing skank

Voltaire:

Yes it's true, we plan to leave you black and blue

Nietzsche:

Don't mean to Confucius you, no wait, we do!