User blog:Stofferex/Epic Rap Battles of Stofferex 5: George Washington vs Captain America

'''Here again I see. Well this time we have the 1st president, George Washington, competing against the 1st avenger, Captain America. Time to see which is the best american icon & hero and also...who can be the better rapper. '''

 (Washington)

 Let’s start this battle with my freedom speech/

 The american’s trust is something that you can’t reach

 Your suit is something my eyes don’t wan’t to see/

 I can chop your shiled faster than any cherry tree

 I mean, your the first avenger? Whoop-di-doo!/

 Even the Marvel fans said that the worst superhero is you

 Your gonna loose Stevie and I cannot tell a lie/

 Just like your friend Bucky, your gonna die



 (Captain America)

 Come at me Georgie, if you really dare/

 But tell me why you’re wearing that fake-ass hair?

 You...the 1st president? You’re just a slave keeper/

 With those teeth you also look like a nasty creeper

 While Im fighting Hitler, your making out with Hamilton’s butt/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im punching your teeth out, so you can keep your mouth shut

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You’re out of the history, now I protect the USA!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Just so you know Im americas greatest hero today

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Washington)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Oh please, your nothing compare to the G W/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Avengers is just the ”Justice League” rip off crew

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Do you need chemicals just to win in a rap too?/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Except for bossing with Tony Stark, tell me what else do you do?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Without me we have been living in the Great Britain/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> My laws is the best thing that have ever been written

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You’re a boy scout soldier who forgot his sword/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I thought you where a captain, but you just leave me bored

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Captain America)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> This is not a rap anymore, this is 2013’s Civil War/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> If you are a american hero then go and feed the poor

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Greatest thing ever written? Feels like a early computer spam/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You’re a pale corpse while Im Uncle Schwarzenegger Sam!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Have you ever seen the White House? I don’t think so/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Go and drink some tea, and stop stealing this show, you hoe!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I use shield slash on you, then I drop your body on Antarctica/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I defend this country Georgie cuz THIS IS AMERICA!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> '''WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? LET'S JUST SEE!'''

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Who won? George Washington Captain America