User blog:TKandMit/Goldilocks vs Red Riding Hood

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

GOLDILOCKS!

VERSUS

RED RIDING HOOOOOD!!!

BEGIN!

Goldilocks:

Oh hey Red Riding Hood, aren't you too good?

Ride to your grandma now, and I don't mean to be rude,

But your axe-ing for trouble if you fumble with Goldilocks,

Try to run and hide, Ride, in that house with moldy locks,

I break out my rhymes like I break in houses, psyched your bike,

Now tell me, are my raps too cold, too hot, or just right?

Red Riding Hood:

You're in my Hood, now, little heathen Gold,

What'cha talking about, "too hot" or "too cold"?

You're a stab-in-the-back, sneaky fool,

I and the lumberjack defeated that wolf!

You got run out of that house because of three bears,

Can you blame them? You slept in their beds and their chairs!

Goldilocks

I was confused, I went for a snooze,

You were stalked and you were to lose,

I'll make that happen, I'll splatter this bowl of porridge over your head,

Red lost the bet, I'm pure as Gold, that's what is said,

Probably got lost in the forest for looking like a whore bitch,

Or a goth kid because you wear that cape of horridness,

In the short run, Red, you're left in the dust,

Where's your bike now, go on a tour bus!

Red Riding Hood

You were confused? Curiosity killed the pussy,

I'm a whore, a bitch? Well where's your movie?

If I would say, you're the slut, you're junk,

You're a mutt, you're on the hunt, good luck,

You're an orphan, where's your parents?

You're a lost girl scout, lost the merits,

Good bye for now Goldi, you're not first, you're last,

Because I won the race, because my Riding's fast.

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP *bear roar, wolf howl* BATTLES OF HISTORY!