Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 18/@comment-72.93.205.58-20120217204726

Sam housten vs. Santa Anna  (sam housten is the leader of texas army, and santa anna is the mexican president)

Santa Anna: You pathetic texans are nothing compared to me, You may be a war hero but your from a shitty country. America? That place is filled with slaves and dirty whores, I'll stomp out your texan flame, and kick your ass out the door. I'd be scared if I were you, you're up against an Anna, You've got as much rapping skills as Hannah Montana. Cuz the way I see it, you'll have more luck against a sailor, I'll kill all your men, like I did to Zach Taylor.

Sam housten: Scared? Of you? HAH what a joke. Your in your mid fifties, your bound to have a stroke. I think your forgetting who won the war of 1812. I mean, your army just a bunch of Mexican elves. We texans fight hard, and don't you forget. We'll triumph in this puny war. wanna bet? So bring it on Santa, let's start up the show, The next time ill see ya you'll be makin me tacos.

Santa Anna: You think you can stop me, your armies pathetic, At least my own country's not half diabetic. Your in my territory now, so prepare to lose, While my men work hard, all yours just drink booze.

Sam Housten: REMEMBER THE ALAMO! Go men, and fight! We’ll push back the border, we’ll triumph tonight. You can’t knock us down, so prepare to die at dawn, cuz tomoro only job you’ll have ‘ll be mowin my lawn.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!