User blog:Loygansono55/Indiana Jones VS Lara Croft

Indiana – I'll whip you into shape,

While I'm collecting artefacts,

Finding the Lost Ark,

Whaddaya think about that?

The only appealing thing about your games is the size of your breasts,

But despite that major factor,

I'm still not impressed,

You probably think your game's are all the work of perfection,

Admit it,

You want your ass in my collection,

My entire trilogy was a box office hit,

You'll be struggling on a level while I make out like a bandit!

Lara – Trilogy?

As I recall, there was a fourth,

And it sucked so bad,

It was worse than it was worth,

You're not rapping to full potential,

'Coz you're mesmerised,

By my breast size,

Just like all the other guys,

I'm a Crofty one,

Sneaking my way past your traps,

I'm so good at what I do,

I don't need a treasure map,

Indy,

You wannabe,

Go back to your classroom,

We both know that you really want to raid my tomb!

Indiana – I know you never leave your house without a bra,

And I won't leave this rap without my trademark fedora,

Good luck trying to find more valuable treasures than me,

There's one thing you'll never find,

This victory!

Lara – You outran a boulder,

So what?

I get extra bonus points,

Just for being hot,

Armed with a pistol,

I'm more than ready,

My movie coming soon's about to rake in the money!