User blog:TheDoctorTenGrinch/Epic Rap Battles of Grinch Episode 2- Tom Brady vs Jeff Gordon.

Hello hello! After about a 5 month absence and maybe a little anticipation, I finally have this battle written! Please enjoy and leave suggestions! They help me a ton. anyways... let's begin! 4-time Super Bowl Winner Tom Brady takes on 4 time NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion and current NASCAR On Fox Commentator Jeff Gordon. I might add a thumbnail later... we'll see.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GRINCH!!!

JEFF GORDON.

VERSUS!

TOM BRADY

Begin!

=Tom Brady=

Time for you to say hello to Number 12,

Come take a ride in my Ford, bask in my trophy shelf!

You're a small NASCAR driver, no one knows you!

I can cut your left rear tire just like the number 2!

Look at Earnhardt and Petty, you're nothing!

Why don't you go back to Indiana, I heard the Colts need something!

Your racecars go around in circles, pardon me while I nap!

I can score two touchdowns before you can complete a lap!

=Jeff Gordon=

That's it, you won't like me when I'm mad!

I'll leave a hole in your ass like I did to Brad!

The DuPont and Pepsi Chevrolet ran pretty well today!

Won 3 Daytona 500s, what else should I say?

I run flat out 200, you couldn't beat me!

Look at this! A sad pathetic Tom Brady!

Even Belichek can't save your ass now,

Maybe I'll go and win against the Giants since you sure don't know how!

=Tom Brady=

Look at you, with Kelly and the Fox booth

Maybe I should call Chase, replace you with youth!

There's only one of us here who can dominate,

I'll own you just like the 48!

=Jeff Gordon=

Tom, your raps are truly a bore!

You don't even match up to the number 24!

Maybe you should start answering some calls.

Because you can only win with Deflated balls.

 Who won? Who's next? IDK EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GRINCHHH Jeff Gordon Tom Brady