User blog:RadicalWeavile/Jack vs David

Jack of the Bible and Jack of Mother Goose battle to see who is the more legendary giant slayer.

EpicLloyd is David

Nice Peter as Jack

Zach Sherwin as the Giant and Nathan (cameo)

KassemG as Johnathan (cameo)

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VS

DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

David: Allow me to destroy this uncircumcised philistine

Going to chop off your beanstalk and kick your magic beans

All you do is lay around and lay on your ass

I'm a ladies man, bro. I can charm any lass

You may be gritty as sandstone but I'm smooth as marble

And I'm goint to eat you up like a piece of Carmel!

I'm a king, poet, shepherd, shepherd, and musician

That story of you was a flat out sin!

Jack: Your family's like the Brady bunch infused with th Jackson 5

I was placed in a movie that was released world wide

If you're such a pimp hang out with your bitch Nathan

go back to your castle and make out with Johnathan

Wife stealing, backstabbing, murderring liar!

You only took down Goliath but he was 4 feet higher

I'm a beloved story character, you took down a giant with a toy!

Nobody likes you anyway, not even your own boys

David: Things are gonna look Grimm, you're gonna take the fall

You're so lousy you make a nutjob winner out of Saul

I'm an ancestor of Jesus, beat that! Bastard!

I'll even let my nephew to carry out disaster

You stupid son of a bitch! Don't you realize my greatness?

Between us giant killers its me thats the best!

Go back to your cottage and cry! Hark!

Or face the wrath of God when I open this Arc!

Jack: Up until now I have been emotionally compliant

Now I have no choice but to... (whistles) Hey Giant!

Giant: FE FI FO FIGHT!

I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ISRAELITE!

Murdering a souldier for a lady? Not cool!

When it comes to raising kids you're a flat out tool!

I ought to stomp you and rip you apart

Pull out your hairs and turn them into a harp

You may have took down Goliath but I'm the real thing!

This proves an OG can diss rap without any bling bling

Jack: Now judging by that sigh and that pathetic face palm,

Haul yourself to Jerusalem, this battle is your swan Psalm!



 WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Who Won? David Jack and the Giant