User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Tupac Shakur vs Freddie Mercury. ERBoBTTF S2:E3

Blah blah blah intro stuff. Was gonna do Tupac vs Macklemore, but decided to do this instead. Rapper Tupac against Queen frontman Freddie Mercury blah blah legendary see who's the most legendary musician.

For all you bullshitters whining about how Freddie's been in one, look at these two battles.

Here goes, bitches!

Cast
Nice Peter as Freddie Mercury

Keegan-Michael Key as Tupac Shakur

EpicLLOYD as David Bowie (cameo)

Jordan Peele as The Notorious B.I.G. (cameo)

The Battle
EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!!

TUPAC SHAKUR!!!

VS!!

FREDDIE MERCURY!!!

BEGIN!!

Tupac
All Eyez On Me, bitches, I'mma lash out on this homo British honky

Who looks like fuckin' Borat with the teeth of a donkey

Go back and cry to yo' Mama 'bout how a black man killed yo' ass

No more "Success!" for you, pretty-boy, enough of your fucking sass

You think you're so hot with your tight pants and your 'stache, acting all showy

But I'mma put you Under Pressure like your boyfriend David Bowie

You can call me Al Capone, 'cause I'm a gangsta and a criminal

I may be six feet Underground now, but bitch I still be going Digital

Freddie
They call me Mercury, darling, because I'm out of this world

So I advise you sit your big Fat Bottom down, you silly Girl

You're just a crappy black rapper, so this really shan't be tricky

But I don't mean to offend, it's really not a Biggie

Call me Dr. Teeth, I'm about to make this Mayhem Electric

I've been rocking since grade-school, but there's no need to be so Hectic

Freddie's ripping you apart, call it Nightmare on Flamingo Road

I'd kill you right now, but you're already signed onto Death Row

Tupac
You rocked the mic at Live AID, well ain't that too funny

I live the Thug Life, you better start getting ready, F-Money

When life gives you lemons, you fucking squeeze ou the Juice

I'd cause the 2Pacalypse Now, but hey, what's the use?

Representing the East Coast, beating down on the West

So I'm out, this Killer Queen's got nothing on the Best of the Best

Freddie
Don't Stop Now, Shakira, I haven't had a good laugh in ages

Compared to you, even the hologram version rocked more stages

I'll give you The Works, you shirtless, racist, headband-wearing hack

My raps are so killer they'll give you a Sheer Heart Attack

I've got a concert now, Makaveli, so I really must be gone

I'd love to stay and keep on winning, but The Show Must Go On

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

OR NOT, I CAN'T FORCE YOU

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Poll
Who won? Tupac Freddie Mercury