User blog:Stofferex/SRB 3- King Tut vs Zeus

'''Yes, finally here! My 3rd battle. This time we got the famous pharaoh, King Tutankhamun, competing against the greek god and lord of Mount Olympus, Zeus, to see which "god" is more powerful!'''



Cast
Nice Peter as Zeus

EpicLLOYD as King Tut

The Battle!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

KING TUT...

...VS...

...ZEUS!

BEGIN!

(Tut)

Im sitting in my throne and then what do I see?/

 A half naked Santa Claus try to battle rap with me

 I am an living image of Amun, you’re an mascot for herion/

 And I hope you realise what kind of dangerous shit you’re in!

 At age 10 I became a powerful leader that I am today/

 You slept with your sister to hide the fact that you’re gay!

 Yo daddy tried to eat you, well isn’t that just tragic?/

 You call yourself a god, but Im the one who spits lyrical magic!



 (Zeus)

 I am Zeus! And Im flippin this stage!/

 Feel the wrath of the titans when I release my rage!

 And don’t you dare diss my love life, cuz you’re not the one to talk/

 You slept with your sister cuz you got rejected from those you stalked!

 Yes I may have done some stupid things, but do you think I care?/

 Think you’re so manly? Please, you don’t even have chest hair!

 You better watch out or you’ll gonna get a bolt on your head/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And I make sure that Hades gets your soul when you’re dead!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Tut)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Aaaww...is the god of the sky starting to cry? Too bad/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And guess what? Hercules told me that you’re a terrible dad

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I’ll bury you in the sand with my rhymes, I’m simply almighty/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> My rapping is ”shocking” so I strike you with lyrical lighting!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> See this crown? That is the symbol of a king with class/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im so badass that even Vladimir Putin can kiss my ass!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> I slay this god and on your tombstone I write in hieroglyphs!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> So call me Kratos, and I hope you remember that you bitch!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> (Zeus)

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Isn’t it past your bedtime kiddo? Go back to your sacrophagus!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Or else I throw you in my labyrinth, so face your consequence!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You will be 4-ever alone 4 life, even with help from Aphrodite/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> And your mom must have dropped you if you think you’re mighty!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Im the god of the sky and rhyming too, so just call me Dr. Zeus!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> So tut tut back to yo mama little boy, you know you’re going to loose!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> You have pissed me off! See this lighting bolt? I never miss!/

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica"> Just quit it you little whiny bitch, Im the ruler of ”Mount Olympus”!

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">WHO WON?!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">WHO'S NEXT?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">YOU DECIDE!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:14.0pxHelvetica">EPIC (sound of thunder) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Poll
Who Won? King Tut Zeus