User blog:SierraStalker/Official Wiki Tag Team Rap Tournament - Round 1 - Machou vs. Sexi Slayers

Welcome to the Official Wiki Tag Team Rap Tournament, Round 1! In this matchup, the Sexi Slayers are in combat against Machou. Good luck to both teams, and enjoy!

Reference
Normal text is Laura, Italicized is Lexi.

Normal text is Jordan, Italicized is Torch.

Lyrics
EPIC TAG TEAM RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY AND SHIT!

MACHOU!

VS!

SEXI SLAYERRRRRRRS!

BEGIN!

Sexi Slayers
Time to burn your asses up, something I’m privileged to do.

I would diss you, but you’re so inactive, there’s nothing about you.

Santory, maybe you just suck, maybe I’m the boss.

Hope you can generate a strategy to save yourself from loss.

You can just call me a Slayer, ‘cause we all know that I’m Sexi.

Exiting, a legend, legend entering, it’s Lexi!

Lemme take this Laura, time for the better Fire to scorch

Leave the mic Flaming when I extinguish this Torch

When I ban you from the chat and tourney I won't feel sorry

Hardly putting in effort when I'm putting you out Jamari

The Slayers are curbstomping this Comic Geek, feel free to rage

Because you winning is more bullshit than the about me in your page!

Machou
Coming soon!

Sexi Slayers
Coming soon!

Machou
Coming soon!

THE END!
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