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Spencer Reid vs Arthur Reed
It's the clash of Reed vs Reid. Dr. Spencer Reid from the TV show Criminal Minds raps against Arthur Reed, the aardvark who stars in the PBS cartoon ''Arthur. ''

Spencer:

I have the mind of a criminal

So my damage will be critical

Whatever you do to me

Will always be minimal

You can't rap against me, the smartest man on earth

You haven't aged in 23 years

I think that's bad for your self worth

When I'm finished, everyone watching will applaud

I'll call you Arthur Anderson because you're a total fraud.

Arthur:

Oh, I'm a fraud? You're a total fake.

Need I mention all the times you've made criminal mistakes?

My Burns are so Rad that you'll need your Binky to sleep

You've never Fran-seen so many roasts that cut so deep

I teach kids skills and important life lessons

You teach kids it's okay to kill if they feel slightly threatened

Find a new job, Spencer, you need a life

Call me Tobias Hankel cause I'll cut you with a knife

Spencer:

This is CBS vs PBS

You dirty animals can't compare

I've been through hell and back

So that means I can't get scared

I use my smarts to catch murderers and rapists every day

Today I am using it to catch some prey

And yes it's true I've had some fuckups along the way

But in the end I always win and my epic team says hooray!

Arthur:

Your show's cast is the worst.

Do your directors even talk to one another

I mean, who thought it was a good idea to make Jane Lynch your mother?