Talk:Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible/@comment-7630469-20160701225715/@comment-27286780-20160702072051

J. R. R. Tolkien. - I'm number one and two. You're under fifty shades of grey.

Julia Child -  Here's a nice amuse-bouche: take a poor abused youth, Set a thirty-year timer, voilà! Huge douche!

Frederick Douglass - So no, we ain't cool, you founding absentee father

Connery Bond - You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond. Gold Bond

Banner/Hulk - Especially in the 100 meter ditch-your-wife dash