User blog:Chespin the Great/Joan of Arc vs Catwoman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

JOAN OF ARC!

VS!

CATWOMAN!

BEGIN!!!

Here's the beat

Joan of Arc:

Entering this battle is a double-edged sword

You had sex with a man you tried to kill, you whore!

You're not a cat, you're a pussy hiding in the darkness

I'm a female with bloodlust, I admit that I'm heartless

I'm the Maid of Orleans, a Trojan icon

You're weak 'cause you're all brains but no brawn

I led my people to victory after coming back alive

When you're battling the Arc, you cannot survive

Catwoman:

Meow! I'm a sexy villainous freak

Nobody wants to get with you, you're an antique

How did your people get outwitted by a giant wooden horse?

I strike quick in the night, never showing remorse

You're slow, the only reason you were captured

Is you wear a metal suit as heavy as an anchor!

You were burned at the stake, they thought you were a witch

You'll never find a way to beat Catwoman, bitch!

Joan:

You rap so slow, this feels like a Hundred Year's War

Go back to Gotham City so I can keep ruling you like a Tsar

You're the whitest girl I know, but you wear all black

You can't beat me when I'm on the attack

Catwoman:

It doesn't matter what you think, you didn't make it past your teens

I can stab you through your cold, dead heart and still be unseen

Let's face it, your style of fighting is obsolete

I'll go medieval on your ass, history will repeat

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!