User blog:Agentluke0322/RBoAT 4: Steve? vs. Steve Burns

Welcome to the fourth Rap Battle of All Time!

I was busy at camp, so forgive me for this one being released later than the others. I actually considered including Steve Irwin as a third-party rapper but decided against it. I also realized that this will be the first battle to not be between 2 video game characters.

All that aside, let's jump into this battle!

"Minecraft's main character and mascot, Steve?, and musician and former Blue's Clue's host, Steve Burns, battle it out to see which Steve is superior."

Battle
RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME

STEVE?

VS.

STEVE BURNS!

BEGIN!

Steve Burns:
It's easy to see why Sakurai chose Banjo over you.

I'd tell you to take a seat, but you don't have them, isn't that true?

I fit The Bill, you can't against this Mighty Little Man.

The second you saw the matchup, you should've packed your bags and ran.

You're just a shell used until players change their skin.

When I'm done, you won't see the Sniveling Mess you'll be left in.

I'll send you to the Troposphere, you be beaten 'til you're numb.

But still, Stick Around, because there's more where that came from.

Steve?:
This ain't Montgomery County, you're destined to lose.

Ever since you left your Nick show, you've been old news.

Anyone who steps up to me ends up getting killed.

You may have Burns in your name, but you'll end up grilled.

Story Mode's still got better writing than your show.

Stop singing Songs for Dustmites and leave because before you know,

You'll be beaten so hard, not even Blue will have a clue.

I took down Tetris, beating you will be no issue.

Steve Burns:
I'm Struggling to find how you got all that fame.

Considering that in 10 years, you've only had one main game.

Next time you visit, you'll be most certainly refused.

It looks like Herobrine isn't the only thing getting removed.

Steve?:
You may have saved children's television from a dismal state,

But I'll beat you back to then, and you'll suffer a worse fate.

In the End, it's clear which of Steve ended up being the winner.

I could beat you 10 more times and still make it home for dinner.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

RAP BATTLES [A pawprint appears on the screen, which the logo wipes off.] OF ALL TIME!

Rappers (Still) for Hire

 * Adam Conover
 * Photo-Negative Mickey
 * Bendy
 * Nessa
 * Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption)
 * just2good
 * Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Hint to Next Battle
I need healing.

Poll
Who won? Steve? Steve Burns