User blog:Avatar XIII/DCRB -2: Rorschach vs L



Alright, so the last offseason was a bit of a joke. Here's a full production :)

This was one of the earliest, earliest suggestions I received, and I somehow ignored it until now.

Battle


VS



Battle starts at 0:13

Rorschach:
L Lawliet, it’s no fight, I’ve got no right,

To challenge a neophyte to his last plight

On my Watch, our men control the Nite

And I think it’s time to step into the Light

Shitty tactics, filled with bias. An observer defective

No grasp on reality. Death noted for this detective

Chained to your conclusions. A callous directive

Dancing a song of death, but the cadence is deceptive

Questionable methods. Why do people believe this prick?

Anyone ensnared by you would want to be out quick

Jacking off to torture porn. God, you make me sick.

This is the second bad apple you’re gonna pick

L:
Rorschach-san, take this seriously or I’ll kick you

You can’t see what’s ahead. Black spots are the issue

I had prepared a little test, but there’s no need to trick you

The doctor’s in the house. No one will miss you

A suspect in the case, the results may be shocking

As much as the sight of Misa’s panties dropping

A wrong guess, and more hearts will be stopping

While I act, you and your friends stand, watching

Ugly like your face, the ending isn’t always sweet

Unlike this piece of cake. Always make time to eat

Don’t risk your life to hide from me. That’s very weak

I am justice, and justice doesn’t take defeat

Rorschach:
If you’re the hand of justice, then I’m the fist!

You got the wrong guy if I’m on your list

False allegations. Pretty used to this

The holes in your logic are bigger than an eclipse

L:
If I may, I’d like to make a suggestion

Find some relevant information to mention

I hate to lose. The conclusion is predestined

Now, please quit stalling and answer the Question!

The Question:
I expose each government conspiracy lyrically

Fearing the results only catapults further tyranny

Hearing the two sides, the truth lurks eerily

The murderer has a hand helping him spiritually

Analyze the deaths, and a pattern appears vividly

Our killer somehow has the ability,

To off anyone without being in proximity

I’ve narrowed it down to only one possibility

Rorschach:
Frees me up. This case is crazier than Monopoly

If the killer’s not us, then it’s gotta be Yagami

Light Yagami:
L, you impress me, but I’m afraid it’s already too late

With the stroke of a pen, I’ve sealed all your fates

The Question, Rorschach, and L:
Well damn it! Just end it! I can’t even look!

Not to worry Rorschach. He has the wrong book (What?!)

My handwriting sucks, but your name should be clear

You lose this battle Light. Your end is Near

Ryuk! Reverse this! Sorry Light, told you before

I’m on nobody's side. Only here cause I’m bored

Heh, after all that, defense rests its case on the floor

The world will suffer the wrath of Kira, no more