User blog:Wachowman/The Walking Wiki S4E37 (Different Times)

Last Time on The Walking Wiki
Dave: huh? Shaun, you know this asshole?

Shaun:...he's-

(The screen goes black as Shaun's voice can be heard)

Shaun: my cousin.

Shaun: it was Japheth! What'd you want me to do?

Paro: it's not Japheth anymore.

(Paro opens the closet door)

(Japheth leaps towards Paro but is shot)

(Frank opens the door to the bathroom and is instantly attack by a Zombified Alon)

Frank: ahhh! Fuck!

Shaun: wha-!

(Alon bites Franks neck)

(Before the Man can pull the trigger, all 3 men are shot in the chest from behind)

Man 1: ahg!

(Screen shows Wachow, Tesla and Devil behind the men)

(Wachow and Joe walk into the Savage Community)

Shaun:...

(Shaun walks away from the Savage Community)

(The screen goes black as Shaun's voice can be heard)

Shaun:...goodbye Joe.

This Time
(Screen shows Thatch and Maven outside the Community Walls)

Thatch: sweet.

Maven: *pulls out handgun* let's finally do something fun.

(Maven and Thatch walk into the forrest)

(Screen shows Shaun and Joe staring at each other)

Shaun: he's...my cousin.

Dave: what? Your cousin?

Stoff: so he's your family?

Joe:...

Shaun:...

Stoff:...this isn't good.

Shaun: why?

Stoff: you can't be here if you have close relations here.

Shaun: I said he was family, I didn't say I cared about him, he abandoned me.

Joe: no, you abandoned me!

Dave: who you think you are yelling at him!

Shaun: shut up Dave!

Dave: so you do care!

Shaun: I care that you shut up!

Dave: you will-

Stoff: guys!

Shaun:...

Dave:...

Stoff:...you...Joe was it?...we-

Shaun: stop pretending you know what you're doing.

Stoff: this has never happened before, we don't know how to deal with family.

Joe: I'm still your fucking guide, let me tell you how shit works then I'll leave.

Dave: I say get someone else.

Joe: you get me.

Dave: you aren't who we need.

Joe: I'm all you'll be getting.

Stoff: just, tell us shit, and leave, we will talk about it once you leave.

Dave:...

Joe:...yeah, fine.

Shaun:...

(Screen shows Shaun, Stoff and Dave inside the house after Joe leaves)

Dave: it's a shitty schedule.

Stoff: that's not why we're talking.

Dave: is it about Shaun's boyfriend?

Shaun: fuck you Dave.

Dave: you better hope you are with us and not your cousin.

Shaun: I'm with Legion and Legion only, nothing to worry about.

Stoff: are you sure?

Shaun: he left me to die, I could...care less about him.

Stoff:...ok.

Dave: still don't believe it.

Shaun: listen, there's no punishment for me knowing someone here...at least I don't think there is.

Stoff: you better hope there isn't.

Dave: or else you'll be meeting Burton.

Shaun:...

(Screen shows Joe walking away from the house)

Joe:...

Nikki: hey!

(Screen shows Nikki running towards him)

Joe: hey...Nikki.

Nikki: so how'd it go?

Joe: what do you mean?

Nikki: dealing with the terrorist.

Joe: *smirks* they don't have dynamite in their boots ready to take down TKs office.

Nikki: I know, but that's what everyone's calling them.

Joe: that'll piss Dave off for sure.

Nikki: not all of them?

Joe: Well, Dave is a spoiled little girl who's been on the good side of Legions bed for too long, Stoff is actually well-mannered and knows his place here and Shaun...

Nikki:...Shaun?

Joe:...Shaun's an asshole too, but he doesn't show it as much.

Nikki: I see...

(They both keep walking in silence)

Nikki:...so, do they like, eat with us?

Joe:..what?

Nikki: like when we eat dinner are they there too?

Joe: oh, no no, I bring them food to their little fuck shake.

Nikki: you bring it to them?

Joe: yeah.

Nikki: sounds like they're fucking you. *smiles*

Joe: wow.

Nikki: I'm kidding.

Joe: just fucking wow.

Nikki: but speaking of-

(Just then Skeep runs up to Joe)

Skeep: Joe, TK requests you.

Nikki:...

Joe: alright Skeep, thanks, talk to you later Nikki.

(Skeep and Joe walk away)

Nikki:...every time.

(Screen shows Skeep and Joe walking to TKs office)

Skeep: you're cousin?

Joe: yeah, my fucking cousin that left me in Hell.

Skeep:...you didn't tell Nikki right?

Joe: no, I've been told to only tell certain details, if any, to guards and TK, that's it.

Skeep: good.

(Skeep and Joe arrive at TKs office)

(They both walk inside)

(Meat and TK are seen inside)

Skeep: I got Joe for you sir.

TK: thank you Skeep, you can leave now.

Skeep: yes sir.

(Skeep leaves the room)

Joe: sir.

TK: so...tell me everything.

Joe:...

(Time passes by as Joe finishes telling TK about the group)

Meat: your cousin?

TK: I see.

Joe: yes sir, Shaun is my cousin, he abandoned me at the peek of this outbreak.

TK: when you say abandoned.

Joe: we found a Community but he felt unsafe, so he left me there, alone.

TK: I see.

Joe: I didn't think he would...become a murderer though.

TK: you think he's a murderer?

Meat: he's in that fucker Legions group, of course he's a-

Joe: I can tell that he's changed, he wouldn't be in the group he's in now if he didn't.

TK: Joe I'm sorry but-

Joe: sorry?

TK: but, since you know one of these men, I sadly have to remove the job I gave you.

Joe: why?!

TK: I dont need you having a soft spot for your cousin if he decides to do something I don't like.

Joe: there is no soft spot for him, I just told you he fucking left me.

TK: he's still your family.

Joe: no he isn't, blood doesn't mean Loyalty.

Meat: Joe, TKs just trying to be safe about this.

Joe: I'm the smartest person to have for this job.

TK: why is that?

Joe: I strike fear into Shaun, he won't do shit to me and I know it, all I have to do is bring up his father and boom he just stops, I guarantee it.

Meat: why?

Joe:...cause he had to shoot him.

TK: what about the other two?

Joe: Stoffs a fucking softy, for the most part, I wouldn't be surprised if he was hiding his true feeling for Legion, and No one can actually deal with Dave, Shaun and Stoff do it themselves either way.

Meat: geez, you've only known them for like an hour, besides your cousin that is.

TK: do you really think you have a great read on them?

Joe: a hundred percent sure.

TK:...I see...then, if you are this determined of your role than you shall stay with it.

(TK stands up)

TK: Joe...just please don't fuck this up.

Joe: who do you think you're talking to?

TK: I'd talk to you this way if you were Coupe, we can not anger these men!

Joe:...

TK:...so, don't screw this up, please.

Joe: TK, you've screwed up way more than me, and that got all my friends killed.

(Joe gets up and leaves the office)

TK:...

Meat:...

TK:...bad shit is going to happen soon...

(Screen shows Maven and Thatch outside the Walls)

Maven: man, it's been half a fucking hour, no Zombies.

Thatch: how's that possible?

Maven: no way my brother and whoever the fuck else cleaned them all out.

(Both the boys hear talking from far away)

Thatch: shh shh, hear that?

Maven: yeah, where's that coming from?

Thatch: over there.

(Thatch and Maven sneakily walk towards the voices)

Maven:...look.

(Screen shows Bob, and 3 other Men at a small camp)

Man 1: Gliscor, hurry the fuck up, I'm starving.

Gliscor: I can't exactly make the fire hotter.

Man 2: you've been cooking those rats for like an hour now.

Gliscor: hey, don't blame me you and Sceptiles fat asses ate all the food thinking Legion would give us more like Halloween.

Sceptile: fuck you.

Man 2: what he said.

Bob: Thy, Sceptile, you guys done buttfucking each other?

Sceptile: once you're done riding Legion.

Bob: cute.

(Bob punches Sceptile in the face)

(Sceptile falls to the ground)

Sceptile: gah! What the fuck man!

Bob: I'm sure Legions gunna fucking love your little jokes.

Gliscor: probably going to put you in the jail with that old man for a few days.

Bob: just finish cooking our food, Legion will be back in 4 days for more shit from this place, then we can all leave knowing they aren't trying to escape.

Sceptile: didn't have to fucking hit me.

Bob: if Legion heard you say that he'd kill you.

Thy:...

Sceptile:...fine, just, get away from me, dick.

(Screen shows Maven and Thatch)

Maven: *whispering* holy shit.

Thatch: *whispering* what do we do?

(Maven looks at the gun in his hands)

Maven: we can kill them.

Thatch: what? Are you insane?

Maven: we'd be heroes, think about it, we killed a bunch of spies, and their group leader would back off too.

Thatch: fuck that, we can't kill them, you're gunna get someone we know killed, maybe ourselves.

Maven: I can, and no we wo-

Woman 1: you two done?

Maven: wha-

Thatch: gah!

(Screen shows a Woman behind Maven and Thatch)

Woman 1: get up!

Bob: huh? Trixter, who're you talking to?

(Trixter emerges from the bushes pointing a gun at Maven and Thatch)

Thy: who the hell?

Bob: couple of spies huh?

Maven: n-no, we swear we were just roaming around.

Trixter: I heard your whole conversation, talking about killing us.

Thatch: we're not spies, we weren't gunna kill you we swear.

Gliscor: some punk ass kids.

Trixter: *throws Bob a gun* they had this too.

Bob: huh...kids wouldn't have guns, so you were sent here.

Sceptile: they sent kids after us?

Thatch: no! no! We swear we weren't!

Maven: I just stole that from my brother!

Sceptile: what do we do with them?

Trixter: I'd like them dead.

Thy: I'm sure Legion would too.

Gliscor: wouldn't Legion want to know about these two?

Bob: that's what I was thinking, Legion would love these fuckers, but he doesn't come back for 4 more days, the whole town would be looking for them by that time.

Thy: not any more, this is something we have to call in.

Trixter: he hates being called in early.

Thy: but this is actually important,

Sceptile: he's right, we ain't baby sitting these brats for 4 days, we can't even feed them.

Thy: well feeding them isn't the problem, I'd give less a shit if they starved, but yeah, watching two teenagers would be difficult.

Trixter: fine, call him then.

Gliscor: oh boy.

Bob: heheh, you two better hope nothing bad happens to our men.

Thatch:...

Maven:...

Bob: you're in some serious shit.

(Screen shows Joe holding a covered tray of food walking to a house)

Joe: gotta treat these motherfuckers like kings...bullshit.

(Joe reaches the door and opens it)

(Joe walks into the house and is met face to face with Shaun)

Shaun:...

Joe:...

Dave: you guys gunna kiss or what?

Shaun: fuck you Dave.

Joe: I brought your dinner.

Stoff: what is it?

Joe: Spaghetti.

Stoff: actual food huh?

Dave: what if I don't like Spaghetti?

Joe: then eat shit.

Dave: say that to my fucking face!

Joe: I just did, whatever, I'm done here.

(Joe leaves the house)

Dave: asshole.

Shaun: they have actual food here, were used to eating stale cereal.

Stoff: not going to lie, sorta happy we're here.

Shaun:...yeah.

(Screen shows Tkid talking to Tbone)

Tbone: you have greatly recovered in the short time you've been here.

Tkid: thanks Tbone.

Tbone: you should be 100% in just a week honestly, just keep it easy.

(Tkid sees TK walk through the front doors)

Tkid: some how I don't think that'll be easy.

TK: Tkid, you feeling alright?

Tkid: yeah, I feel fine.

Tbone: he should be able to shoot a gun properly in a week or two.

TK: yeah...that's what we're waiting for.

Tkid:...did you need something dad?

TK: I can't check on my own injured son?

Tkid: you can, but that's not what you're here for.

(Just then a Man and a Woman walk through the front doors)

Tbone: I'll leave you to it.

(Tbone walks away from TK and Tkid)

TK: I was thinking...about killing Legions men, and then killing Legion.

Tkid:...

TK: maybe without Legion, all his followers would leave us alone.

Tkid: you want a war?

TK: I'm not sure, we might have the man power.

Tkid: 23 men in this community have guns, that's it.

TK: 52 people, and I want you leading the elderly and the woman out of town.

Tkid: what? You want me leaving?!

TK: I don't want you getting-

Tkid: we have a community, these people are like family to me, I don't want them going to war as I run away with a few Grandma's!

TK: someone needs to keep them safe.

Tkid: they're safe here! You think they'd survive out there? No walls, no food, no protection!

TK: son please-

Tkid: no dad, once I'm out of here, I'm going right back to that wall, and you can't stop me, I live here, and I will die here if I have to.

TK:...

Tkid: and that's all I have to say to you anymore.

TK: Tkid, I-

Tkid: leave me be.

TK:...ok.

(TK leaves the infirmary)

(Screen shows Joe in his room)

Joe:...

(Joe is getting in bed as a knock is heard on his door)

Joe:...probably Nikki.

(Joe answers the door to see Dave)

Joe: D-Dave?

Dave: no offense, but we can't lose Shaun, he's the closest thing I've got to a friend.

Joe: what do you mea-

(Dave takes out a gun and points it at Joe)

Dave: I can't have you getting in between him and Legion.

(The screen goes black)

Next Time on The Walking Wiki
Joe: you don't have to do this.

Dave: I think I do, and I will.

(A gunshot is heard as Four jumps out of bed)

Four: what the fuck!

(Screen shows TK, Slice, Teddy and Tkid)

Slice: Killers out there looking for them.

Teddy: Avatar and Drem are staying near the walls.

TK: we can't lose more people.

Legion: You did what?!

Legion: I said if you do something I don't like, I'll kill you...and I don't like this!