User blog:MasonTheNation/Buzz vs Sackboy

Buzz Explanation: Buzz is a company who makes the franchise 'Buzz' and 'Buzz Junior' mainly with a memorable host, who'll be taking this rap battle.

Sackboy: its sackboy, littlebigplanet

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyIuPk1DEr4

Buzz 0:24
To start off everyone knows who you are,

I am an underdog but still better, Yipee hoorah!

My game is filled with some wizzy quiz choices,

All you do is open your popit and reset, now everyone rejoices!

I'm flexible with my wig and a rock hard bod,

Now go away naked boy and return to your pod!

The yellow-square head beta is better than you,

Stop copying other games like LBP TWOOO!

Sackboy 1:14
Spikey hair, blonde who's so annoyingly dumb,

Quiz host but looks like an aching sore thumb...

My name fills every child with imagination...

Your own company got hit with a sudden cancellation!

Look I've already crushed it with the beat,

Joyous and excited while you sit in defeat.

You sound familiar let me speak to you in my own words,

OH GOD YOU HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS SQUIDWARD!

Buzz 1:51
Oh wow is that literally all you packed up?

At least I didn't switch companies with a break-up,

Sumo Digital put an end with the grave,

Surprise it was Newton, that's why there's a rave!

My games didn't go down hill it's still perfectly balanced,

The bugs and glitches shouldn't have been a challenge.

Your fat ass toggle friend would still be better then you,

Oh sorry did I mention I am on the PS2?

Sackboy 2:16
You and me are never comparable0,

The limited games are just terrible.

I've got the soothing narrator voice of Stephen Fry,

Buzz gets his nuts crushed at the end with a black eye!

You rob people to be contestants on your show,

Are you desperate or are you looking for some money with your elbows?!

You're out of breath but I am still on fire!

Run away as I make the kids aspire to inspire.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

MASON THE NA--*Buzzer sound*TION RAP BATTLESSSSS

Who Won? Buzz Sackboy