User blog:TCalderon/Nico Yazawa vs Chiaki Nanami - Waifu Rap Battle Tournament (Round One)

Tremendous apologies for the delay. Half of it was another bad case of procrastination on my part, and the other half is owed to me overestimating my abilities to write for multiple franchises that I knew next to nothing about going in. Oh, and the Weeb Shit Finale! Can't... can't forget about that.

Thankfully, I wasn't alone in this endeavor, as we have our first guest writer for this Tourney and for my battles in general. HUGE thanks to MC Fawful, who wrote for Nico in this battle! He actually wrote his verses well before I started writing Tohru vs Senko, so extra apologies to him whenever he sees this. Sorry, bro. But, that's enough of my ramblings! Onto the rap battle!

Nico, the idol singer from Love Live, vs Chiaki, the ultimate gamer from Dangonrampa! These two battle it out to see which... uh, cute girl is truly superior! (the connections will hopefully be a bit more sound next time)

'''RAP BATTLE!!!!! NICO YAZAWA VS CHIAKI NANAMI! BEGIN!!!'''

Chiaki: Please Insert Coin; I’m about to own this loli and leave her beat With a fandom like yours, at least I don’t attract a bunch of pervy creeps Normally I’m not aggressive, but this time I won’t be civil Scoring an achievement against the anime version of Darla Dimple! '''Joined with a squad of idol singers? That much isn’t shocking,''' We all know you wanna sing a couple of high notes with Maki! Comparing our franchise’s status, it’s clear that I'm the better catch Because even with Square Enix, all your games are still trash!

Nico: '''‘Bout to School and beat an Ultimate Gamer! Don’t mess with me, Chi!''' '''You play trash video games, too? Well, I guess you’re the E.T!''' This Ultimate Impostor can’t stand up to my fame, son! '''You’ll say Goodbye to your Despair when I freeze you with a Snow Halation! (ha!)''' '''What the heck even is your series? Your amount of characters a-u’s me, hack!''' '''I’ve got waifus on my side! Your friends look like the Zodiac!''' '''I’ve been popular for seven years! I’m winning, don’t try to bail!''' If we were on your side, it would make Hanayo say “why did we have to fail?”

Chiaki: '''Waifus on your side? What is this, a dating sim?!''' The second you dissed my gamer stats is what cost you this win! '''I’m highly acclaimed! You’re weeb garbage at best''' And I’ll be stomping you even flatter than your chest! It’s a shame; your whole crew seems really nice, maybe But the most popular of the bunch is a whiny crybaby! All your fame, all your fans, your whole premise; it makes me sick! They put you in a Waifu Tourney, even though you look like you’re six!

Nico: That’s it, keep on going with your ZeR0 persona! You best be calling me Spike, cause I’m about to own ya! Kick you into black and white like that twit, Monukuma! '''Step to u’s, and you’ll lose! I can see right through ya!''' '''I’ll bring The End of Hope’s Peak High School! This fool isn’t allowed!''' My festival’s better than all the games you’ve got scattered around! So make sure for the future that you don’t mess with Nico-ni! It seems we want your series gone, so I’ll Achieve Everyone’s Dream!

WHO WON?! WHO ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND?! YOU DECIDE!

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Who shall advance to the next round? Chiaki Nanami Nico Yazawa

A bit random, I know, but who's a better opponent for Captain America? Steven Universe Master Chief