Thread:BeautyAndTheBestiality/@comment-25764125-20160620192508

Verse 1:

Good Morning, Vietnam! But it's a bad day for you

When I end Lucy's Life and show her the Secret of the Tomb

Goldwynning against this Girl; Don't Doubt that I spit Fire

Death made your career diminish, it just made my fame rise higher

Your comedy's not the best medicine, I'll always spit sick

I'm legendary! Do you Dr. Know who you're dealing with?

Even in death, I'm still the best comedian of all time

And I won't need raw spinach to find the strength to deck this slime

If looks would kill, you wouldn't beat me 'till you hired a beautician!

For you, being funny is an Impossible Mission! (Ooh)

I'll run you over with my verbal RV!

I'm Untouchable! You can't stand-up to my comedy!

This has-been can't do Absolutely Anything against me!

I'm the best in the business, but nobody Loves Lucy!

I'm the Man of the Year, you're just a sack of shazbot!

You cannot step to me; I'm the comedy genre's mascot!

Verse 2:

Take back those raps and let me induct you into the Dead Poets Society

You're forgettable, but the world's Never Had a Friend Like Me

My fame's exalting to no end; I'm towering over you

I'll take this black-and-white novice and turn her black and blue

You don't need to be a comedian, you're a joke on your own!

You're pracitcally unknown, I'm known across the Golden Globe!

You gave it your best shot but, as for your raps, all I can say

Is that your talent went missing and ditched the five and eight! 