User blog:CrimsonTuxedo24/An Introduction to Crimson

Heylo, my name is CrimsonTuxedo24, and I like cherries. I have a child named StWeaville6, a set of parents named ShoopDaKev and Poskitch, a enemy named SamisFusion, and a set of grandparents named J1Coupe and Loygansono55. I used to be married to a girl named Pixelettte...she died. I hate everything I hate. I love everything I love. I'm running for president of Canada. I like making tuxedos, and working in labs. I am violent, dirty, cruel, and I can't get laid. I am also what'd you call, kinda retarded. I work at a video game company. I'm a student. I can't get any luck. I suck at math. I consider suicide sometimes...not kidding. I can play instruments...not kidding on that either. I am a weird person...that's fine though. Even if I am weird, I am an awesome guy too. I've been through Hell, and survived. I have good friends and family to support me. I can do stuff that other people can't. I'm the third coming of nerdom. I am a smart kid, I make people proud. I make enemies envy me. I do that...and I'm just a oddball guy who sits at his computer, waiting for the next update on Smash Bros. However, is that a bad thing? No, because Smash Bros is awesome. Now....

(grabs golf club)

Die...Would You Kindly?

(smacks you to death)