User blog:CaveJohnson333/Jack's Rap Battles: Michael Bolton vs. Troy Bolton

So. This is probably my only name battle that I'm gonna write, as there are only a few name battle ideas that I like (Conan vs. Conan is ye.), plus this isn't really JUST a name battle, both are singers (bpf)

So today we have famous singer, Michael Bolton, vs. protagonist of the High School Musical series, Troy Bolton, to see who the better Bolton is. 10/10 suggestion, I know.

Nice Peter: Michael Bolton (Body)

Alex Farnham: Troy Bolton

Epic Lloyd: Michael Bolton (Voice)

JACK'S RAP BATTLES!

MICHAEL BOLTON

VS.

TROY BOLTON!!

BEGIN!

Michael Bolton
This is the tale, of a teenaged Zac Efron

Barley 18 years old, yet can't keep his shirt on!

What I've Been Looking For is a way to make you zip it

Doing what I gotta do, I Can Go The Distance

Modern day Romeo and Juliet? Thats' really original

They had to dub your singing voice, cause it was so abysmal

Only A Fool Like You could think you could beat me

Your movies are so bad, they ended on number 3

Troy Bolton
What Time is It? Time for me to kick your ass

Let's make this quick old man, I can't miss class

I Don't Rap, but your verses are obviously whack

You gotta gambling problem, messin' with the Blackjack

I'll win this battle Michael, you can Bet on It Thinking your songs are Gems? That's bullshit!

You're losing your skill, Get'cha Head in the Game

Please, Jack Sparrow? More like Jack Lame

Michael Bolton
Love is a Wonderful Thing, except when it's wasted

Had a scholarship opportunity, but chose not to chase it

It's All for One, making tons of money Everyday

Now go back home to your friends and sing the day away

Troy Bolton
I ain't scared of this boring Honda sellout

Have some Creme Bulee to cure your nasty Gout

I'm tired of this waste of time, so just shush up

Quit your job and go back home to Russia



WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!!??

Who won? Troy Bolton Michael Bolton