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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY

BONNIE AND CLYDE

VS

ROMEO AND JULIET

BEGIN

R & J:

We're Romeo and Juliet; there can't be no other!

We don't wanna cause trouble, we're two star-cross'd lovers!

Your money's in another bank now! Yeah it's gone.

We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong!

Before us, people only used to die in balloons!

You think we're scared of two idiots who were shot to their doom!?

You shoulda woulda coulda not been chopped off by those knives!

So just dudda dudda dudda, back into your car!

B & C

It's a me! Bonnie-o! And Clydigi mother- *shot*

Why don't you get back in your room and make out with each other!

Look at you, your lives must have been horrible!

Capulet and Montague, named Juliet and Romeo!

You spent all your lives trying to be free? Sheesh!

If you wanted to die, you should have just spoken to me!

You should die anyway, look at you, so clingy!

We may hide from the cops, but you fight like a kitty!

R & J

We don't want to fight, we're the fathers of flight!

Representing North Verona, all right!

We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller!

Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller!

You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something!

We'll beat you so fast, it's like we're shooting a gun!

B & C

I'm serving up an 8-bit fist made to order!

And knock you off the back of your own stupid novel

Like pow! pow! You two are done!

Spit sick like Romeo when he took that poison!

You'll get pummeled!

You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!

We've been shooting up banks since we started this song!

You stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong!

WHO WON WHO WON Poomeo and Toilet Chica and Blinky

WHO IS NEXT YOU DECIDE EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY