User blog:MetalFire/ERB Wiki School Adventures episode 9

(We see Metal walking to his Gym Class)

Metal: For once Marine Biology wasn't batshit insane, I just hope the rest of the day is normal

(Metal walks into the Gym and sits next to Fire who has Pixel on a leash)

Metal: Yo Fire may I ask a question?

Fire: Of course Metal

Metal: Why is Pixel on a leash?

Fire: Well it's in case he trys to run away or skip out the daily running

Metal: Isn't that a bit ridiculous?

Fire: Nahhh, anyways here is your Pop tart Pixel

Pixel: Yayyy

(Pixel eats a Poptart from Fires hand and Fire pets him)

Fire: Good boy

Metal: K den

(Coach Ynkr blows his whistle and walks around swinging a Baseball bat)

Ynkr: Alright Maggots!! listen up, Our rival school has challenged us to a game of Baseball!! As all of you know I LOVE

BASEBALL!!!! As I digress I will be choosing nine random names from Lou gherigs hat

Lak: How did you even get his hat?

Ynkr: I did Illegal stuff, anyways lets see who's our first man on deck

(Ynkr pulls out a mini paper)

Ynkr: First is Metal!!

Metal Oh joyous of days

(Ynkr pulls out another mini paper)

Ynkr: Fire!!!

Fire: Nice

Ynkr: Third up is Lak!!

Lak: Awesomenes

Ynkr: Fourth is Night!

Night: Yay...

Ynkr: Fith is Nail!!

Nail: Rock on

Ynkr: Sixth is Matt!!

(Matt is playing Pokemon to pay Attention)

Matt: What?

Ynkr: Seventh is A6!!

A6: K

Ynkr: Eighth is MSV!!

MSV: Hooray

Ynkr: Finally the nineth is!!! Pixel.....

Pixel: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Ynkr: We're doomed

Pixel: But I'm allergic to Baseball!!

(Ynkr pulls out the Babe Ruth portrait)

Ynkr: I'm so sorry great Babe, I have disappointed you. Alright Maggots start running!!

Metal: *sighs* I wish I can get a break for once

Ynkr: Remember!! The game is after lunch so you better be ready Cupcakes!!

Narrator: Three hours later during Lunch

(Metal is sitting with Night, Barry, and Kari)

Metal: Maybe I can fake being sick to avoid this game

Barry: I highly doubt that will work since the Nurse here is really hard to trick

Night: Besides Metal I'm sure it will be fine

Metal: If you say so

Kari: I'm sure you'll do great Senpai

Metal: Thank you Kari, but here's the thing. I'm scared of Baseball

Barry: Why?

Metal: Well a few years back me and my buddy's were playing, then I wasn't paying attention and a Ball was thrown at my head

Night: Ouch

Metal: I was dead for 10 minutes

Kari: I'm sure it won't happen again Senpai

Metal: I hope so too

(We cut to the Baseball diamond)

Ynkr: Be prepared boys!! If you lose I will make sure your year is terrible!!

A6: I am convinced Coach is insane

Lak: I wouldn't be surprised

MSV: Here they come

(A group of figures walk up and they eventually stand in front of us)

Ynkr: Where's your coach?

Canadion: He's feeling sick, So I decided as the Team Captain to take charge

Ynkr: Mind If you can introduce some of your teammates?

Canadion: Of course, first we have Clem

Clem: Bonjour

Canadion: Yes, next we have Polar

Polar: Sup, Our song of the day is sweet sweet victory

Canadion: We have Zander or WoodenHornets

Zander: I am here to bring the heat!!!

Canadion: Next we have Mancha

Mancha: Greetings

Canadion: Then we have Spartica

Spartica: Yo

Canadion: Now we have Froggy

Froggy: Hello!

Canadion: We have Sambama

Sambama: .....

Canadion: Anyways! and finally we have Romleon...

Romleon: So I tried making girls flash for me last night... Didn't work

Ynkr: What?

Canadion: Don't ask

Ynkr: Anyways may the best man win

Canadion: Of course

(The teams walk to their respective Dug outs and Ynkr pulls out a Clipboard)

Ynkr: Alright Muffin fgts!!! here's the batting order. Pixel, Metal, Matt...

(Matt is playing Pokemon Black 2 and looks up)

Matt: What?

(Ynkr grabs the D.S and smashes it with a Baseball bat)

Ynkr: Focus Cupcake!!!!

Matt: Ok....

Ynkr: Ahem! the list is Pixel, Metal, Matt, Fire, MSV, Lak, A6, Nail, and Night. Were up to Bat first! make me proud kids!!!

THE END

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