User blog:Amontgomery1432/Sanic vs Ugandan Knuckles (THE RAP BATTLE)

Beat: iPh0ne

It's time for an Amont Rap Battle. This time, we got a couple Sega memes going head to head!

It's Sanic!!

VERSES!!

Ugandan Knuckles!

Let's go!

Sanic:
It's the blue blur, baby, in my Green Hill Zone

You weren't even the top meme of your month, so you're boned

I can go super fast, but what the hell can you even do?

Just run around and annoy everybody that comes close to you?

Have I mentioned that I'm fast? Well, YOUR 2 SLOW

And my Emeralds cause Chaos, son. Your batty Rouge would know

Oh shit, fuck. I just blew my "you're too slow" joke way too early

That's the only material my character has. FFFUUUUUUCK!!

Ugandan Knuckles:
Come, bruddas, it is time to send this dead meme away

Winning a fight against me? You do not know da wey

I spit at you! And then I politely wipe it off your body

That was really rude of me. Please forgive me, I am sorry

What's with your design? I'd say it's cool, but it just ain't

I could make you in a span of 20 minutes in MS Paint

I'll sacrifice you to da devil if you don't shut your ass up

I took Amy back to my place and she gave me the S U C C

Sanic:
Do you even know where the fuck Uganda is? I sure don't

I'm going to win this battle, so don't say that I won't

You make more clicking noises than a fucking typewriter

I'm coming straight from Sonic Team. I'm a real Sonic Fighter

Sacrifice me to the devil? Well, I'll send you to God!

You say my meme is dead? Go and eat a Tide Pod!

Fuck your queen, fuck this battle, fuck you, and, most importantly

I have a giant penis and YOUR2SLOW4ME

Ugandan Knuckles:
You may have Ebola, but you do not know da wey

Dare to disrespect our queen and we will fuck you up all day

Step it up, hedgefuck. Do chili dogs lead you astray?

It's because you like wieners, isn't it? Haha gay

All you do is spin around in a circle real fast

Most of Sega's modern Sonic games are really bad

This battle is over and this battle is finished

But return if you want to VRChat with me again, bitch

Oh, man! That was brutal!

Who won? Who the hell is next?

It's an Amont Rap Battle!

It's the Amont Music, Music, Music!

Who won? Sanic Ugandan Knuckles Nobody won, but everybody that read this lost

I apologize for making this. I will now go back to making actual content. Oh, also, when I went to create this blog, I hit the wrong button and almost uploaded a blank blog lol. That was smart of me