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Hey guys Happy Monday! Nice Peeta here to give you another ERB update!

On May 5th we will release a new Rape Battle! The battle will be "Peter Parker vs. Paul Blart Mall Cop". Peter Parker will be played by JayZ and Paul Blart will be played by Leonardo DiCraprio. Towards the end of the battle third and forth party rapers, Jack and Jill, will come on screen and force Peter Parker and Paul Blart to watch Grown Ups 2 until they all explode with bazookas because bazookas are the answer to everything.

The second battle of the season will be yet ANOTHER rematch between Darth Vader and Hitler. That battle will consist of Hitler getting robot legs, Vader chopping his head off with a fork, Hitler getting a robot head, Vader putting Hitler's head in a microwave so it explodes, Hitler becoming a full Robot Terminator, and in the after credits scene the audience will sea Darth Vader kicking a dead horse for 27 minutes.

Thats all for todays update! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) : :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :): :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :): :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)