User blog:Teddyfail/Joan Cornellà vs Yue Minjun - Epic Fail Battles of History

I think I just hit a new high on obscurity. If you still don't know who they are from the cover, they are the artist who made these things and this thing. I love using characters that barely have enough material to write one verse huh.

Now a proper introduction. It's the Spanish dark comedy comic artist Joan Cornellà against the Chinese Cynical Realism artist Yue Minjun, to see whose paintings have the fakest smiles.

Cast
Nice Peter as Joan Cornellà

MC Jin as Yue Minjun

The battle
EPIC FAIL BATTLES OF HISTORY

JOAN CORNELLÀ 

VS

YUE MINJUN 

BEGIN

(Beat starts at 0:20)

Yue Minjun:
How can you be serious when you draw shit and foreskin

I can pop Cornellà cause I'm a beast Behind the Grin

Gun you down with my rifles. I'm running this China town!

You're a clown. I'm OG. I turn that smile upside down!

Your shits are famous purely because of their bloodiness,

And they barely make sense. I rather watch Cyanide and Happiness!

I can paint. I can sculpt. I can handle a huge canvas.

Go back to posting your rubbish doodles on your Facebook status!

Joan Cornellà:
I'm working on my comics every day, every week.

Every single one of my masterpiece are different and unique.

While you made thousands of painting with the same fucking expression!

But I can still fire the North Koreans and have you do my animations!

Mr. Rainbow will hang you, talk about a real Execution.

My rhymes so toxic, draw me like one of your air pollution.

I can roast you black like my character and my comedy.

My bomb rhymes can pierce right through you, don't come at me!

Yue Minjun:
My style is real and hardcore. Yours is childish and soft!

I got the first and the latest laugh. All you do is rip me off

Someone calling your shitty comics art would be a miracle.

I can piss all over your drawings if I can group you with a urinal!

Your comics are meaningless. They're filled with dick jokes and sex!

You added a face and a body on a dick and a ball sack!

You're just a fad. It's sad that these comics are made by a grad.

And I'm mad that this famous cartoonist can be this fucking bad!

Joan Cornellà:
You are so egocentric. All you paint is just yourself grinning!

They're so plain and boring and lacking a deeper meaning!

No one knows who you are. Who even cares about China.

I'm relevant. I'm topical. People care about Joan Cornellà!

This Spanish fella ain't shootin' blanks, leaving you blood-splattered,

Cause my brain is a creative factory. Your head's filled with water.

Only a talentless fuck would make a series about hats.

You're a has-been, a Mox Nox. Your prime has passed.

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC-EPIC FAIL...

(Gunshot)

BATTLES OF HISTORY

WHO WON? Joan Cornellà Yue Minjun