User blog:JKGame/Epic Rap Battles of The Universe News With King Dedede

Hi there, ERB wiki users! People call me King Dedede, the best ruler of Dreamland from the Kirby series! (Even though it should've been named after me!) But one thing you might not have known is that I'm a huge fan of rap battles! And this wiki has tons of them! Epic Rap Battles of The Universe, in particular, has been great! But then JK stopped making battles for that series and instead became busy on his other series with those pastel ponies! Just the thought of it makes me want to puke!

(A random portal opens to reveal Pinkie Pie)

Pinkie: Hey! Don't diss My Little Rap Battles! IT'S THE BEST-

(King Dedede quickly shuts the portal somehow)

DDD: Get out of here! I don't want to see another girly little horse again!

Escargoon: Majesty, there's something-

DDD:

Not now, Escargoon! Anyways, nowadays whenever I sit on my throne, I keep asking myself, "Where in the world is the next battle for The Universe gonna come out!"

So I took action! I managed to track down JK and told him to stop everything he's doing and start working on his original series or else I'm going to get a monster to clobber him! He already told me a few of the battles he was planning to make soon, but I'm going to reveal them by using hints! Escargoon, read them off, please!

Escargoon: Yes, but-

DDD:

Just read off the hints already!

Escargoon:

Fine, Here we go. In no particular order:

1. This battle will have two life simulation games battling against each other, with one made by EA and the other by Nintendo.

2. This one will have a famous YouTuber against someone from a show on the same network that has one about horses.

3. A battle that was originally suggested as a joke from Lordoftheparrots for Drakan's Cartoons vs History series, but was rejected.

And...

4. This one will have a mouse from a famous children's book series up against a Belgian comic strip character.

DDD: Is that it?

Escargoon: Yes, majesty, but-

DDD: Ok, that's it, folks! Get ready for some new battles for ERBoTU-

Escargoon: Majesty! There's something I need to tell you!

DDD:

Alright, fine! Tell me what you need to say!

Escargoon: You keep making fun of My Little Rap Battles, but...you're going to appear one, sire!

DDD: WHAT?!

Escargoon: And you're going to have Kirby, Meta Knight, and that Waddle Dee on your side!

DDD: WHA- WHAT?! Well, those ponies won't know what's coming for them, then! They're going to regret it!