User blog:Tesla Man/Rap Battles Episode 5: Al Capone vs The Joker

The start of my new storm of rap battles is now Ladies and Gentlemen of the Community. Starting with Capone vs Joker. This one is in honor of BackToTheFuturama: this being his first ever fan-made rap battle, and where i first met him as a Wiki Contributor. This one's for you BTTF. An Elephant never forgets =D

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(Beat start Capone's verse at 0:21)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

AL CAPONE!

VERSUS!

THE JOKER!

BEGIN!



Capone:

Imma put a Harvey Dent in your plans before I'm through

You aint big or tough so I’m sure as hell gonna beat you.

You don’t care bout s---, you wacka-- Gotham Scum

Fire Bullet after bullet. Iron rhymes with my Tommy Gun.

It aint Halloween or April so you can take off the paint

But everyday is Valentines though it made no one a saint.

<p class="MsoNormal">To Scarecrow, Dent, Bane, you don't hold a candle

<p class="MsoNormal">You aren't sane enough to rap so I'll just take a Gambol.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Joker:

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm going to stomp you so hard the whole mob will be broke

<p class="MsoNormal">Don't make me put a smile on that face. It's a joke.

<p class="MsoNormal">And really big guy? Do i look like a guy with a plan?

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm a dog chasing cars. So don't be driving some van.

<p class="MsoNormal">There once was a two-faced man with no money or glory

<p class="MsoNormal">You wanna be a Scarface? Let me tell you a story.

<p class="MsoNormal">I've escaped thrice from Arkham. All you need is (pause) Pizzazz

<p class="MsoNormal">Locked you up in a cell so quick, call it Al-Catraz.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Capone:

<p class="MsoNormal">You're getting one two hits by a bat, so don't bother

<p class="MsoNormal">no one cares bout your stories of a knife happy father

<p class="MsoNormal">Your governments so week no s--- a clown got it all

<p class="MsoNormal">Beat you like a cop so quick no time for a phone call.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Joker:

<p class="MsoNormal">You wanna see a magic trick Al? Here pick a card

<p class="MsoNormal">Shove a pencil in your eye cause i caught you off guard

<p class="MsoNormal">Choppers falling from the sky you're definitely in danger

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause what doesn't seem to kill you simply only makes you stranger

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<p class="MsoNormal">Capone:

<p class="MsoNormal">Good thing there's prohibition cause you're probably drunk

<p class="MsoNormal">You begin as a Bozo so you should've stayed in the trunk

<p class="MsoNormal">Built my organization on fear so what about you?

<p class="MsoNormal">You hire psychopaths and druggies so you'd fail from my view

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll cut your smile wider so you better watch your tongue

<p class="MsoNormal">Because now i understand why a mother tiger eats her young

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<p class="MsoNormal">Joker:

<p class="MsoNormal">You know you remind me of my father (pause) i hated my father

<p class="MsoNormal">You're died of cardiac arrest so no time to gut your charger

<p class="MsoNormal">You ran the Chicago outfit, though you're lacking some style

<p class="MsoNormal">Splash some purples and greens and paint you red with a smile

<p class="MsoNormal">You're my last foe because the Batman's delirious

<p class="MsoNormal">Now time for a question. Why so (pause) Serious?

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