Board Thread:Collaboration/@comment-40051287-20190706180446

So I am a huge fan of the series and also a chick who'd like to see more chick battles. Can ya blame me? Since they did DBZ and Pokemon it's not impossible to do Sailor Moon, the quintessential chick anime and my headfanon thinks Xena, Warrior Princess is her best match up since, if you are unfamiliar with either series, both are warrior chicks who are princesses of fallen kingdoms, have affiliation with Greek mythology and the Greek gods, both feature lesbian couples and even share some similar attacks. I was hoping other fans would be interested in geeking out and helping me come up with some boss lyrics or critique me?

This is what I got so far....

[Xena]


 * slow* All the way I came from Ancient Greece, for this? Tch! Please!

SAY MY NAME! (laughs) They call me Xena, BITCH!


 * quickly* Did Mask give you those dirty knees? Who asked for a Japanese

Sabrina the Teenage Witch? *more slowly* and even John Cena sees you greek wrestlin'

With how badly I got you pissed! *speeds up* Feel it in you're 3rd lifetime, steel words, my chakram rhymes-

Can't heal Greek fire burns I'm wielding like my turning DIScus! [AIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!]

Princess of the Moon? HA! You're a fucking cartoon!

From the Silver Millennium.... in Greece that means you 're #2.

Luna and Artemis are hardly as big a pussy as ya, how many people fight  for you?

Got the gold  medal in settling  this, I'll  kick Uranus and  get  better at wetting Neptune.

[Sailor Moon]


 * slowly, mimics Dic dub* I AM SAILOR MOON!! THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!!


 * quickly* Japanese Greek Goddess reincarnated, on the moon you'd think I'd stay above this [naah]

But Xena, you're gonna love it,- see my Venus, you wanna touch it *speeds up* and she is gonna prove that's a lie you told because she's the one who's gold while I'm spitting bars and nuggets!

Fuck it! Your name is Xena, baby, you make me a xenophobe

Sadly, it's foreign, y'know,

How bad your series truly was, Joxar was the best thing on your show!

I'm a boxer, I'll step in the ring and blow for blow

I'll beat you black and blue and truly few dykes can stop this flow 