User blog:Ecaille13/Barbie vs Kim Kardashian

Barbie: 

I've got many jobs in my life, plastic doll, housewife and even whore.

You're the epitome of almost all of them to become rich while you deserve to be poor.

If you want to be a naturist, you should remove the silly-con in your body.

I'll do a Kar-wash with your ass, compared to my mus-thong it would be itsy-buttsy.

My scypher will cut the balls of every dudes in your family!

Broce became Cuntlyn because of me, swallow pills to deal with this dolly.

I'm a worldwide celebrity, you're so talentless that you were disastrous in Disaster movie.

Call me critical, gonna put an en' to this chick who'll need X-trem surgery.

I'll flay this Kar-Trashion, wear her skin and I'd be called Black Barbie, the Queen of Rap.

You didn't understand that, seems there's no big brain under your booty, Fatty Wap.

Kim: 

You must be a collector it's rare and dumb enough to fight a larger size.

I need two seat in my limousine but on a plastic throne I'll rise.

You and your boyfriend are just an unfinished version of me, Ken-yeah!

You're so mundane, pre-recorded is everything you say.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">How many barbies does it take to change a light bulb?

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Thousand of them and none are electricians, 'cause they're all dumb.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Seems like roasting made you famous, just ask Aqua.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">There's rumors : "you're such a brat that one in your couple is a gay-sha."

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Let me freeze you up like I'll give birth to North Pole.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Pablo, make her blacking out and reduce her to coal.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kanye: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">I get VVIEEEEEWWS, I got girls watchin' my vids day and night.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Even your kids say "shiiiiit that's nice".

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">When it will occur to you that I'm a celeb on youtube.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">BTW, my sack's bigger than your whole crew, dood.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Have you ever heard of "The Big sack Black Zac Effron?"

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">It's the truest thing EVAR, honestly son.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Ken: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">If by views you mean chicks that see your tiny sack.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">And BTW, that tiny sack's black. If you wanna step back to before we hit this rap.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">I'll forgive you and all you have to do is take one slap... to that tiny black sack.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Everybody hates you, Cindy, Taylor and everybody else.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">You suck, you're lame and you smell.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">And you...

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Barbie: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Shut up! That's more awful than "Barbie talks like a teen".

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kim: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">So hard to hear, it could break the balls of anyone, even Cailtlyn.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Barbie: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Let's team up against GI joke and Kanye Worst?

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kim:

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Of course! (To Kanye) Cease cursin', in bed with you is really gettin' cursed.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Your tongue is longer that Miley and your balls are a wreck.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Oh and by the way, who's awharder than you? His name's Beck.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Your suit is maybe fresh, but you're the most rotten fruit.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">You're darker than Oreo and more controversial than Barbie as a scout.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Barbie: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Hey!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kim: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Sorry. No hard feeling'.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Barbie: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Don't worry, nothing was hard since my wedding (look at Ken).

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Let me be Ruthless Handling with this stain.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Hello Kenny, time to destroy you again.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">You could do it yourself, as listening to you is a pain.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Don't refrain, you're so vain that your brain went in the shower drain.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kim and me are the main characters, we are our biggest fans.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kim: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">We're so sick of these two men, time to become lesbians!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">(Barbie and Kim leave together, holding each other's hand).

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Ken: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">So, you and me?

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kanye: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">What? No way!

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Ken: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Not even... Ass play?

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Kanye: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Don't speak about this, I have power, I'm rich.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Ken: 

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Still better than the rumors about you and a fish.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Who won? Who's 'n Ace? You decide!
<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:"TimesNewRoman";font-size:medium;font-weight:normal;text-align:start;">Ken and Kanye's first verses were inspired by that:  <span class="TextRun Underlined SCX93974568" lang="EN-US" style="user-select:text;-webkit-user-drag:none;-webkit-tap-highlight-color:transparent;color:rgb(5,99,193);text-decoration-line:underline;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri,Calibri_MSFontService,sans-serif;line-height:19px;font-variant-ligatures:none!important;" lang="EN-US"><span class="NormalTextRun SCX93974568" style="user-select:text;-webkit-user-drag:none;-webkit-tap-highlight-color:transparent;">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArVS75m9v1U