User blog:Patts9009/Daniel, Luke and Julie --Dis Raps for Hire

=To be Continued and Completed=

Request
'Hey EpicLloyd. One of my best friends, Robert, has a crush on a girl, Julie.He made a mistake to her and wanted to apologize and wrote a letter to her.Two classmates,Daniel and Luke,took the letter away and started teasing Robert about his feelings.Most of the class did the same.Julie told him they were just friends.Robert is now disappointed because of these,however he really loves Julie and would do anything to be with her.Please EpicLloyd help my friend,he feels he has no hope.'

Dis Rap
I wish I had seen this so much sooner!

I could have dissed out this bitch as loser!

Sorry, Feggy, that Robert lost his hope,

But all I can say to those asses is “NOPE!”

I’ll rip them up like a romantic love letter,

I hope that your buddy, Robert, feels better.

Because Danny Boy and Luke are not too bright.

Messing with a better man like Robby, that ain’t right!

Robert tried to apologize; now I’m giving his revenge,

Don’t give up hope, I’m here for you dude.

That messed up class; they’re all so rude.

Now crushing the crush is what I’m here to do.

He loves you; he’ll do anything to be with you,

Yet all you can say “Oh, he’s just a friend.”

But now your time has come to an end,

I’ll burn you with my rhymes that I spit so hot,

While you’re the Polar-opposite, “A Total Not!”

You’re a dumbass, you’re an obvious blonde.

With you on his mind, this man is very fond.