User blog:Mothtastic/Ash vs Red (My first rapbattle)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKÉMON!!!

ASHHH

VERSUS

REEDDDDDDD!!!!

Red:

...

No mercy when I emerge from the shadow,

Because you're not worthy to be called a foe.

My Charizard will burn your neverending shenanigans to ash,

And then I'll bring darkness immune to Flash...

Because the truth is Ash, you are useless...

All the fans know the anime became a mess,

Your chances of reaching your dreams decreased, less and less...

I took four episodes to destroy the Kanto league,

but after every season your Pikachu goes back to weak...

I will train to be the best I can, and maybe someday you'll become a man...

Ash:

Come on Pikachu, you can do it!

Shock this punkass emo with a critical hit!

Why so serious, Red? Pokémon is supposed to be fun.

You're as depressing as a head with a gun!

Show some love to your Pokémon, let the desiring go,

Or I'll launch you like I did Team Rocket, one hit KO!

Let me project this on your iris, in the foreground a misty may dawn,

you may train on a mountain, but I'm the best in town!

Red:

..., don't make me mad,

so put something original on, that's my hat...

You've been around for years, but still no clue,

that your rival's name isn't Gary, but goddamn Blue...

I may go to the Distortion World for this, and I held it in for years,

But the professor is your dad, and he really went loose with your mother's rears...

Then apparently, you got the voice of a chick.,

that can be confirmed by the size of your dick...

Ash:

Come on sadboy, is that all you got?

Mad about the fact that you were controlled by a bot?

Then don't be a wuss and stop with the dots,

Or soon you'll be smashing richly filled pots!

This is Ash, spitting hot verses, and I'll never stop,

remove me and the whole franchise will drop.

You may be the champion, and leader of the game,

but your skills will never equal my unmatched fame!

I'm off now, I got episodes to fill,

any more Raticates that you got to kill?

WHO WON?

Please go easy on me, it's my first battle. I would love to hear your feedback :)