User blog:Iamthelegion/Yamcha vs Aladdin

Hah ha! Today, we have a battle between two swarthy swindlers with their animal helpers who I completely forgot to have cameo! Aladdin, the prince of the sultanate Agrabah, up against Yamcha, pirate of the Z-Warriors! I meant to post this battle yesterday but I didn't have internet connection at any point in time.

Many thanks to Skeep for creating the title card and whoever i wind up asking for making the cover when they make it

Yamcha is a pirate. Piracy is stealing. The connection is stealing.

Shhh.

The Battle~
Yamcha:

Aha! The best of Journey to the West against

The blight from the mistranslation Arabian Nights underwent

Goku and I fighting Red Ribbon, Monster Carrot and alien evils

The greatest evil for you… Once Upon A Time or your sequel?

I left the Androids a mess with a hole in my chest

Only robot you bested just wanted to press the desert

The Saibamen went Jihadi, but it’d be racist to assume that’ll happen

I’m a pirate! Stealing Capsules and Jasmine!

Aladdin:

It looks like facing Saiyans and divine training didn’t go Ja-far

When the only kitty Yamcha the Scar-Faced Bandit gets is Pu’ar

I’m the studly Prince of Thieves, top in musicals and TV shows, too

Tricked Jafar twice! You can barely outsmart Goku!

I expect this gag to make a grab for Agrabah

But I got this in a bag, you’re ragged on by your mangaka!

Iago told me Vegeta laughs because he got Bulma unsullied

Say you’re chasing Jasmine? I thought you weren’t into lolis?

Yamcha:

Hah ha! That was just playing, beware the force you’re seeing

Not even Razoul’s phased by you but I give pause to Tien!

Got the Fist of the Wolf Fang, got your monkey looking skittish

Bust your palace with a Spirit Ball! You’re like my afterimage!

Aladdin:

Why’d they have to let the gameless Krillin start this?

You better leave an image behind because it’s about to carpets!

Would’ve thought the baller’d hit out of the park, not go corny

You should've stuck with Goku. Now all you've got is a Side Story.

Outro:
Who won this? Yamcha Aladdin

HINT!