User blog:MetalFire/Alucard VS Hidan Rap Battle

This is the battle of the immortals XD

Hidan: Lord Jashan has sent me here to put this unholy monster in his place

Day in and Day out I'll be chopping up bitch ass Vampires with a smile on my face

Akatsuki can take you down in a minute with ease

You think you can win Vlad please

Killing me on the spot is literally impossible

You stink of Human blood let me behead you as soon as possible

Your just the work dog for your organization

I'll get Seras and give her a lovely decapitaton

Alucard: Hahaha those pathetic words make me laugh a riot

Too much of that religon has gotten to you go on a diet

It's Sir Alucard to you, got it reaper wannabee

During your stupid ritual I'll blow your fucking brains ya see

Im being a Vampiric badass from England to Rio

You and Kakazu need a hand here's Alexander for a trio

Where is your Jashin here in this match

Hey Seras heres a little asshole target to catch

Hidan: How dare you insult me in this rap battle fight

Ally remember when Walter stabbed you in the back right

Go back to being a slave in the Ottoman empire

I am everything you wish to be phony vampire

You envy humans because they can die, how sad

Aww is Integras little bitch getting mad

Im serving the Lord at the brink of night

Your more of a loser then Edward from Twilight

Alucard:Oh you poor novice, you must learn not to mess with me

I'll devour your flesh Slowly, Painfully, and not easy

Your a second degree newbie right next to Tobi

I am the strongest no one can stop me especially not a shinobi

While your Blabbing away I'll take your head and shove it down a hole

I'll tear your body apart and swallow your soul

Bitch bow down to me, I am the Vampire KIng

If you think Im done I got more Hell to Sing

I'll stuff you up and place you on my yard

It was destruction when you drew this Alucard

Who won the battle

Hidan

Alucard