User blog:ParoThese/Epic Rap Battles of History: RapBattleFanatic Vs. ParoThese

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY




RapBattleFanatic

 Paro,

 you're about to get jacked like Sparrow

 Use this as your Theses

 for me to cross up your rhymes like they did to Jesus

 I'll take my Isaac Newton picture, and put it in a frame

 Thats just about the only way you'll gain fame in this page

 Just give up, I don't even know what to say,

 Helen Keller could see enough that it's not your time of day

 Then while your trying to rebuke, my wicked rhymes

 You'll be stuttering more than Obama with the Mic.



 ParoThese

Bitch!

<p style="text-align:center;">You won't survive,

<p style="text-align:center;">When I spit out these Rhymes!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm gonna kill a wanabee on 1000 Ways to Die!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm lean, mean, and i'm known as ParoThese,

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm stacking up the polls cause I'm a double Charlie Sheen!

<p style="text-align:center;">You're telling ME to give up! Did you look over your verse?

<p style="text-align:center;">It's like Honey Boo Boo had cancer, and now she's gone Brezerk!

<p style="text-align:center;">Just one more go, everybody take a look at me!

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm going to finish this battle once and for all! FATALLITY!

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<p style="text-align:center;">'''Who Won? Who's Next? Comment Below!'''

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