User blog:Nikki Lee 1999/Why did the chicken cross the road parodies

By now, everyone has heard the timeless anti-joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and it's witty unexpected reply "To get to the other side!" For those of you who never understood the joke, it's funny because most of these type jokes start with a question and end with a silly pun or a play on words. But the answer "to get to the other side" is an unexpected simple answer. It is for this reason that I am making a bunch of parodies for this timeless joke.

Why did the Duck cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

xD so funny

Why did the Goose cross the road?
To get to the other Siiiideee!!!!!

lolololol

Why did the swan cross the road?
To get to the other side!!

So creative!

Why did Shrek cross the road?
2 get 2 the other side!!!

ROFLcopter!!!!

Why did Waluigi cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!

xD these just keep getting better and better!

Why did User:Firebrand795 cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!!!

He will sure get a kick out of that!

why did Superman cross the road?
To get..... wait gor it..... TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

I think I peed from laughter

Why did Elsa cross the road?
To get to the OTHER side?

Oh god I am so funny!

Why did Beast cross the road?
To get to dah othah SIDE!!!!!

I need to pause to catch my breath xD

Why did Kurt cross the road?
to get to the other side

LMAO

Why did Lump cross the road?
to get to the other side!!

(my sides are aching from laughter)

Why did Walrus cross the road?
To! Get! To! The! Other! Side!

These are not getting old!

Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster cross the road?
To get too the other side!

So funny!

Why did the Invisible Pink Unicorn cross the road?
To get to teh other side!!!

so fucking hilarious!No watch me really switch things up!

Why did the fish cross the stream?
To get to the other side !

oh man I am a comedy genuis!

What's that you say? These aren't funny? I'm not creative?
''No. You aren't. You are just taking a joke and ruining it by essentially changing nothing. The funny part of the joke comes from the unexpected answer. It has nothing to do with the chicken, so changing it from a chicken to a duck or to a fish really doesn't change the joke at all and it isn't funny.

The same thing goes with Shrek Devotional stories. The humor from Shrek Devotion stories comes from the child's deranged religious devotion to a fictional character, not from Shrek himself. So changing Shrek to Waluigi or Superman doesn't actually add anything to the joke and isn't creative or funny.''