User blog:Icey778/Rap Battles of Excellence 6 Oliver Cromwell vs John Wilkes Booth

Cast:
Oliver Crowell 



John Wilkes Booth 



Aggie Cromwell (cameo appearance.)  

PLEASE READ! Notes!
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Oliver Cromwell vs John Wilkes Booth!
Rap Battles of Excellence 6!

Oliver Cromwell

VS

John Wilkes Booth

GO!

Cromwell:
Son I'll beat you faster than King Charles One

You got it worse than Lincoln, they roasted you and then shot you with a gun

You're just a peasant who could never attain my common wealth

I actually got to live my life and was lucky to die from health

I'm spitting so hard it's causing you anxiety and bringing a whole new rapping variety

You were a stain in society and gained the most ridiculous impropriety

Booth:
I'll kick your rump straight out of this battle

When you seen my crackle plans, we'll see how long you prattle

You died from a fever so step off the mic Aggie Cromwell

Cause like your parliament this battle will not end well

You had so many wives, but you can't have sex?

All you ever did was stick knives in people and cause a hex

Cromwell:
Breath in this for once you dunce. My army was known as the ironsides Calvary

You can't beat us, so go back to the theater because even your raps are corny and corky

You're not the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, you're just a boor

I'm the Lord Protector who on higher caliber and bringing flair rap flare

Every plan you concocted only brought you much harm

When you finally succeeded you wasted the rest of your life away in a barn!

You abused blacks, misused loyalty, and left the South you were fighting for bruised

I heard you're the ugliest Booth out there, so it's easy to see why you were never used!

Booth:
Now mention the part where you can't speak fluently

You had to someone write down your unoriginal lines truthfully

You wasted your time with parliament, while I hated my government

You didn't learn that it was King in parliament

Not party around and let the people tear down your establishment

Sixty horses, but your army was broken and shooken

While you're not looking I'll shoot ya and then be booking

'''WHO WON! Who will be next? We'll see! '''

Rap (failed assassination attempt on announcer) Battles of Excellence!

 Who Won? Oliver Cromwell John Wilkes Booth '''