User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/Deadliest Wikior: The Reboot/@comment-24466042-20151010215629

Short ranged weapon: bare hands

Long Ranged weapon: being thrown I guess

Projectile weapon: the stench of being a dead body

Armor: clothing

Skill: being dead already

Equipment: a wallet with nothing in it

Special Weapon: pocket lint

2 Minions and Their Weapon: 2 other dead people with their hands.

Other: is a dead body