User blog:Markus R B D/Shrek vs Megamind

Dreamworks' two biggest baddies with a change of heart go face to face. Shrek vs Megamind!

Description
They are not crazy, they are just lonely.

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Anything!

Shrek!

vs

Megamind!

Begin!

Shrek
I am a terrifying ogre, that is a sign that you should run,

You are a weird, defected Genie! I really wish you were gone,

I saved Fiona from the dragon, now I’m towering over you,

I’ll squeeze the jelly of your eyes and eat some alien stew,

I impressed the princess then kissed that curse goodbye,

In order to go deep with Roxanne, you needed a disguise,

But now you’ll need a hero, lady. I have layers, you can’t peel it,

Your victory is like your car, I just don’t see it.

Megamind
Then you are awfully blinded, you folkloric beast,

My incomparable genius brought Metrocity to its knees!

I got the Superman story, but I’ll send you to your doom,

I kick ass so today I’ll make a donkey out of you,

I find those words from your mouth to be smashingly alarming,

I think I found a musical that is worse than Prince Charming’s,

That’s the most laughable verse of rap I’ve ever heard,

Too bad you couldn’t be this funny in Shrek the Third.

Wreck-It Ralph
Could you move over a little? You’ve had your little fun,

With your raps so dry it’s like you used your dehydration gun,

I thought you said supervillains need good presentation,

Yours was so cheap, like it was made by Illumination.

I’m gonna wreck this battle; rampaging on the mic,

Stealing the show like Rumpel took Shrek’s life,

You’re both out of your game, there is no coming back,

I don’t sugarcoat when I say I am slaughtering this track!

The Grinch
The notorious Grinch is gonna put an end to you all!

I’ll drop bars so heavy; they deck Shrek down the halls,

I’m the Christmas Nas, your bars make me nauseous,

Mine’s charming to the max, as prickly as a cactus,

Hearing your verses shrunk my brain 3 sizes,

Your brains are full of dust, I bet they have spiders,

The Whos know me like Voldemort, my raps are so much more,

Than your lyrics so plastic it’s it;s like you bought them from a store.

Questions
Who won? Shrek Megamind Ralph Grinch Who's next? Peacock (Skullgirls) vs Luan (The Loud House) Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) vs Pamela Voorhees (Friday The 13th) Lancer (Deltarune) vs Papyrus (Undertale)