User blog comment:LakuitaBro01.2/EPIC CHARACTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe Rematch ~ feat. Whale/@comment-24169869-20140604214528

40 years of pain have crafted me into this world's darkest author

It hasn't been a struggle either time against this foureyed bother

I know you can't handle It, Steve, challenging Poe will bring you woe

Your books mean nothing to you, all you worry about is making dough

You're anything but regal, you're as old and sad as Steven Seagal

Barking at young girls like a beagle, planning things that are illegal

Your stories are all the same and lame, if I were you I'd be ashamed

Just go back to Portland, Maine and walk down the Green Mile of Shame