User blog:Beerman8299/Pennywise the Clown vs. The Joker

After this battle is the Season 2 finale! I have plenty of rap battle matchups set for future seasons, but I don't have very many or very good lyrics for them. So, after the finale, I will post a list of matchups that I have and you guys can help me write the lyrics! This battle is probably one of my best, so here we go.

PENNYWISE THE CLOWN VS. THE JOKER

BEGIN!

 Pennywise (1990) -  

Boo! Hiya Joker! Or should I call you a midnight toker? You're about to lose that smile on your face. When you're removed from best movie villain and I take your place. Not everybody floats when they fall in a vat of chemicals. That makes you the only person that I wouldn't consider edible. C'mon bucko, let's get nuts. I guess I also wouldn't eat you since you ain't got the guts. Are you trying to sell me a burger, Mr. Ronald McDonald? You're as if he became an addict, cause you look plain awful. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? You've never succeeded at stirring up fright.

 The Joker (Heath Ledger) -  

Why so serious? You're making me very furious. With your hiding in the sewer in your flip-flop shoes. Gobbling up kids like a vegan eating tofu. ​Your character was a better class when It was Tim Curry Now you need someone that doesn't act like Jim Carrey. You were beat by a Losers Club full of kids. I'm dropping the hammer on you from Harley Quinn. Enough from the clown, I'm calling your bluff. Come out of your sewer, this isn't Billy Goats Gruff. But you are like the fairy tale where the goats cross a rhine. Which makes you a bigger troll than the dweebs online.

 Pennywise (2017) - 

It's not raining Pennywise from heaven, I come from the depths of Hell. Fighting Keaton's Batman couldn't save you from the bell. You need help in your lines, I can already tell Do you want penis-wise enlargement pills? Look who's talking about having a remake. You wanna better class act? Cut it now and gimme a retake. What happened in the sixties? Did your balls drop off? You were more boring than a round of golf. I wish you were still The Red Hood, before you became crazy. Now your henchmen do the work, while you're being lazy.

(Beat stops)

The Joker (Heath Ledger) -

Aha, ha, ha ha. Hoo, hee, ahah. Hoo hee hah, ha. And I thought my jokes were bad. I think it's time we get back to the flow. And here we go. (Beat resumes) You caused clown sightings all over the globe. I think it's time now for you to get a new wardrobe. Your name doesn't make cents, and you're no fun. I'm worth more than a Nichol-son. ​I'll pop your big head like a bunch of balloons. Your face looks more like a failed tattoo. You're the real monster, I'm ahead of the curve. Preying on little kids? That makes you the perv. I'm dealing out my burns in between the verses. I've bought myself a ticket, I'll see you in the circus.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Pennywise the Clown The Joker