Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24078641-20140817130529/@comment-5872292-20150322012723

HomicidalfaceXLV, I look forward to this meeting on the tennis play grounds. However, on the forty-eighth of Octember, I sadly announce that I will not be able to be present as I shall be too busy pleasing your female parent. I request a reschedule on the twenty-oneth of Februember, lest you want to commence the fisticuffs with your female parent dangling off of me.

Postscript. You are a manwhore and you purposefully pick up the soap.