User blog:Awesomesix/ERB Parody: Shaka Zulu (Meatholl) vs Julius Caesar (Scraw)

So, I decided to make a second parody. In this one, the savage porn warrior, Jornka Zulu, faces off against the leader of the Scraw Era, Julius Scrawsar, to see which mod demoted by overthrowing is far more fit.

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PARODY!

JULIUS SCRAWSAR

VS!

JORNKA ZULU!

BEGIN!

Jornka Zulu:

Do I need to rewrite the Bibble with my own lessons?

For Sir Scribble thinks he can end the essence of Van Essen!

Impressive! Cause when Jorny Porny starts squandering,

The horny foreigner forages all asses for conquering!

With my behavior, Vader, even Nail think’s I’ll Reign this!

So who’s your daddy? It’s I, the father of butthurt pain, bitch!

Getting fucked by Meat? Oh, honey, it’s imperative!

And you’ll only win by my foul play like my old pal Barry did!

Julius Scrawsar:

You call that  tough? Man, you’re slower than a sloth.

For once, why don’t you try harder than your cock?

Unless all you can do is scream like that logo of yours.

I moaned at your jokes, but I’m not pleased, Jorn!

This heathen will receive a bettering from the war veteran!

Step to the Emperor, and go extinct like your biggest brethrens!

I’ve got the best methods; you’ve got the erection Mind’s questionin’!

Scraw Era will crack a pope, make a mean Egg Benedict!

(Space) Ask Tesla if I’m a mad mass debater,

Kick this jerk off like it’s Night of the Spanish Invaders,

Gurl, don’t come blowing your little Clarinet at me.

If I wanted a Dutch wiki bitch, I’d have called for CE!

Jornka Zulu:

Mocking me for sex? How’d it go with Ximena13?

Aha! DWAS tapped that sock, leaving you and Coupe clean!

So, how’ll an ex rollback throw back at Sloth Pope?

When the little Scribblescratch is dropped like soap

In front of the radical vaginal raiding Vatican animal?

I eat out any motherfucker, call me a fast food cannibal!

More packed than Jeremy with my big black dick,

After this, you’ll have more blank spaces than Swift!

Julius Scrawsar:

As conductor of the feels train, I suggest you hop aboard,

For the raw pain that I bring is too much for this whore!

T Swizzle’s whittling wood of Sasha Grey’s one dear fan!

The only power group you belong in’s A-Team, Ed Sheeran!

You, my father? Motherfucker, I’ll plunder your  toys!

Fleshlights, socks, Lotions, black dildo beach walks you enjoy!

Quit thinking with your chode, you leaky semen demon,

You can go jerk off now, but the Meat is already beaten.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC! *Schlick* RAP! *Schlick* BATTLES! *Schlick*  OF! *Schlick* PARODY!

 Who Won? Julius Scrawsar Jornka Zulu 