User blog:ClassicalExpendable/ERB Bible Part I - Chapter I - The Beginning

In the beginning there was nothing. The pure intensive emptiness was so deep, that there became something. A thing so intensive it exploded, creating the Universe and all we see. The mind behind this is unknown, though some call it ‘’God’’ and others give it different names. Yet, in our book we give the creator not óne name, but two. The Peter and The Lloyd. Their origins are unknown.

Like everything in nature, God is balanced. There is not one, there are two sides loving and fighting eachother. Also, like in nature, nothing if forever, and everything goes. Even the most beautiful diamond was once dust, and shall return to dust someday. To keep the world spinning, to keep reality going, the Gods, the Unity if two, sometimes interfere in history. When too much pure energy is located in one area, and a universal clash is about to begin, Gods choose a side and solve the clash in a rap battle. Sometimes when they can’t choose, a semi-god becomes the person and so the balance in the Universe is maintained. Without this procedure the clashes would use all the energy in the world what would end up in total destruction.

Values of the ERB Bible:

1. Everything goes, live for the moment.

2. Everything must be in balance, therefore everything goes.

3. Keep it real.

4. There is no truth, only what you call the truth.

5. The Past is gon vand never changes, yet we change history.

6. Difference creates life, so do clashes.

7. You are never yourself, everyone changes all the time.

8. An eye for an eye makes the world blind.

9. Those who cross the line, know the limit.

10. These are not rules to live by, it is only advice.

 The difference between the Past and History is that the Past is just the past, something that will never come back, unless you defeat the fourth dimension. History is how we look at the past, how we write it down and how we value the events. History is never completely objective, though many people try to look at it in that way.

The Lloyd and the Peter saw the Universe expanding, but had no influence in it’s total creation. Yet they wanted to create, and in a particular area they created Earth. There they watched it grow, change and just be for many many years. For a long time they went to other area’s unknown but they would return.