User blog:Meatholl/Indiana Jones VS Han Solo

Who will win? Will it be smuggler of the Star Wars Universe, Han Solo. Or Indiana Jones, the whip lashing Archaeologist

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY

INDIANA JONES

VS

HAN SOLO

BEGIN!

HAN SOLO : Hey, I'm Han Solo, smuggler first class. And I arrived here, just to beat your ass.

People call you Indy, but you're name is Henry Jones While I'm shooting lasers, you're discovering sticks and stones

How's that whip of yours versus my laser gun. That cowboy look of yours is so outdone.

Afraid of snakes bro? Then I'll suggest you retreat. I'm far worse than a snake, I'll turn you into cold Meat.

INDIANA :

I'm Indiana Jones, Archaeologist by heart. One step closer, and I will tear yours apart.

I'm the protagonist of my movies, you're just a sidekick. If you had enough already, I will make this very quick.

Because Solo, you're only friend was a hairy beast. But then you met Luke and the rest, and your social life increased.

But still, you'll never be as good as me. So, the best thing to do for you is run away and flee.

HAN SOLO :

I've had enough of this cowboy, Go ahead and attack. I'll shoot you down first, and no I won't hold back

I'll give to you Chewbacca, and he will eat you for dinner. Then you will be gone, and I will be the winner.

This is your Last Crusade, I will steal your whip and pistol. Throw you in the Temple of Doom, and break your skull of Crystal.

This was your last fight, against your strongest competitor. You're a weak little bunny, and I'm a strong predator

INDIANA :

You don't even know how to properly fight. I'll knock your ass out and freeze you in carbonite.

You guys got captured, by Jabba the Hutt. And then we really saw, that Leia was a slut.

There is no new hope, I'll defeat you in Light speed. I will strike back, I won't stop till you bleed.

This fight is over now, it's pretty clear who won. This was kinda boring, I think I have to yawn.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDEEE!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLESSSSSS, OF HISTORYYYY