Talk:Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye/@comment-24408988-20140612215445

I found some snippets for the battle guys

(Note: Each snippet is taken from the characters' 1st verse)

Isaac Newton:

I'll beat your ass, you child, 'cause you bow down to Mickey Mouse

You call yourself a Science Guy? You never even get out of the house

You're just a sadass, white and nerdy Matt Smith with just the bowtie

But I'll bake you some apple britter, 'cause I'm the real Science Guy

Bill Nye:

You dumb Bach wannabe fuck, must I call you Ken Ham?

That apple hit you in the cranium too hard, oh goddamn

While you're busy with philosophy, I've got a ton of friends, they make science with me

My fellow educators rhyme for me. Yo, Tyson, finish him off for me

Neil deGrasse Tyson:

Watch out, we've got a badass over here

I'll diss your ass like Bill did to Todd Akin, you queer

I'm a black Sagan, yo, because I stole the show

Called "Cosmos: A Spacetime Voyage" and- *gets hit with an apple thrown by Newton*