User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/ERBoBTTF Season 2 Premier: Gordon Ramsay vs Colonel Sanders

Well, I didn't wait very long to start Season 2, did I? This battle features Gordon Ramsay, angry chef and host of cooking TV shows against Colonel Harland Sanders, founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken chain of restaurants, to see who's the better chef. Here goes!

Cast
Nice Peter as Gordon Ramay

EpicLLOYD as Colonel Sanders

Lyrics
EPICRAPBATTLESOFBTTF!

COLONEL SANDERS!

VS!

GORDON RAMSAYYYYY!

BEGIN!

Ramsay
Sit down, Grampa. Let me show you how to cook a proper meal

Let me ask you this: Is the "meat" you put in your chicken even real?

I spit hot rhymes more often than your cooks spit in your food

I'm going all-out on this old timer, I don't care if I'm rude

I ate at KFC once, and I give it a zero out of five

I'm destroying this elderly gentleman, there's no way you can survive

My raps'll scare you so hard, they'll make your hair turn white

I'm more than you can handle; don't chew off more than you can bite

You serve shitty, greasy meat that's hardly considered chicken

So I'll give you the Finger and make sure you get a Good Lickin'

Sanders
Calm down there, Simon Cowell, there's no need to be so angry

This Scottish twat is about to get taken down by a Yankee

You're only pissed off 'cause no one can reach your standard of perfection

Well, my rhymes are so sick they wouldn't pass a health inspection

You're more of a chicken than every item on my menu

But I'll whoop your ass so fast, you can call it a drive-thru

You're always furious, it's like you're on an eternal period

My tasty rhymes will leave you fried because you know you're inferior

You make me very angry, but I'll try to put this nicely:

I got eleven herbs, bitch, so you know my rhymes are spicy

Ramsay
(yells more intensely with each line)

Call me Emeril, 'cause BAM! I'm kicking this battle up a notch

Then I'll choke you with your droopy tie and kick you in the crotch

You're an old man, Harland, you're absolutely fucking hopeless

Everyone knows your chicken fingers aren't the only thing that's "boneless"

You've brought me to my Boiling Point, so stop your pointless bitchin'

But if you can't stand the heat, then GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN

Sanders
I asked your wife, and she told me that my cock tastes delicious

You're not successful, you don't know a thing about running a business

This judge is about to be found guilty in his own food court

I'd rather eat at McDonald's that choke down your dirt

Bitch please, you're not a MasterChef, just a whiny little brat

You just got served, Ramsay. Would you like fries with that?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE?

(As if he's talking with food in his mouth) EPICRAPBATTLESOFBTTF!

Poll
Who won? Gordon Ramsay Colonel Sanders