User:DexterMaximus

Who I Think Won (And Best Lines)Edit
1) John Lennon

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!

2) Darth Vader

You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother

So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father

3) Abraham Lincoln

I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears?

Well tell me Chuck, how come you never sat down, and cried on your career? 4) Lady Gaga

I sound more intelligent than you when I fart

I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art

5) Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage

You got a ringside seat to your own smackdown, brother

You look like Sonic The Hedgehog's mother

I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses

But when midget's step up, I stomp midget asses

6) Justin Bieber (I'm joking, please place down your rifles.)

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls

And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I don't have to hear that peice of shit "My World"

7)Stephen Hawking

8) The Easter Bunny

9) Napoleon Dynamite

10) Billy Mays & Vince Offer

11) Dumbledore

12) William Shakespeare

13) Mr.Rogers

14) Captain Kirk

15) NicePeter

16) Darth Vader (again)

17) Master Chief

18) Wright Bros

19) Elvis Presley

20) Cleopatra

21) Steve Jobs

22) Freddie "Kiss My Ass" Mercury

23) Barack Obama

24) Dr. Who (actually, it's just the Doctor)

25) Bruce Lee

26) Sherlock Holmes

27) Santa Claus

28) Eve (even though I am male)

29) Gandhi

30) Nikola Tesla

31) Babe Ruth

(This is how I think the series is going to go on)

32) Joseph Stalin vs Rocky Balboa

33) Alexander The Great vs Ivan The Terrible

My Rap BattlesEdit
1) Sheldon Cooper vs Isaac Newton

2) Alex Rider vs James Bond

3) Baauer vs PSY

Stuff about meEdit
Hello, fellow human beings. My name is DexterMaximus, but you can call me Kayne. I live in Wales, and was born in the same town as Christian Bale, latest Batman actor. (That's right, Christian Bale's Welsh). I am a good-ish rugby player (I'm fast-ish), enjoy football, but I'm not very good. I have an IQ of 109, and I'm 5" 2. My favourite battle so far has been Mater Chief vs Leonidas and the battle I think should most have a rematch is Stephen Hawking vs Albert Einstein. Well, that just stuff about me, if you want to ask me anything, I'm usually online at around 5o'clock British time to around sometimes 7 or 8, so if I see anyone on chat, I will join (but my internet is a bit rubbish so my chat keeps on freezing). Anyway, yeah. That's enough about me. Goodbye!

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