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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLDS!

MR. ERIC AND MR. MICHAEL, ENTERTAINERS AND MUSICIANS!

VS.

SAM AND GEORGE, LEADERS OF THE BABIES!

Begin!

TLG:

 I’m Mr Eric! And Michael Levine! And Sam, we’re here to watch you get beaten another time! We’re talented, stop throwing shaky balls! It makes sense when all your warriors don’t even guard their own halls! You like us more than Agius Nizen! And we’ll beat you harder than the Ents at the Tower of Isen! We’re awesome! We don’t love it when you jump. Just like Grandtats, your names are going to the dump!



SG: Hello, Mr Michael! Come perform at our school! Oh wait we’ve kicked you out, so GET OUT, it’s a rule! Sam may like you, guys, but don’t take advantage of him! Yeah, we have diaper bombs that could take off all four of your limbs. Bye, bye, we’ll miss you. You have worse rhymes than Thomas’s baby food. Five little monkeys can keep jumping on the bed, but your rapping is awful! Yeah, get that to your head.

TLG: George, you rapping newb, how dare you insult the author of I Love My White Shoes! We’re as good as Perfect Purple, and rock better than Rockin’ Red. Your army likes us more than making hippos be dead! We teach all styles, you just teach how to fight badly! And after this battle you won’t like us when you’re running back to your vacation house sadly.

SG: I’m the King! And the royal adviser. Than 50 million of you we are by far wiser. All you do is teach kids what a bad waiter is. We’ve listened to Bouncy Blue so much we could beat you on your own quiz. I would say- NONSENSE! They must be good at rhymes. But after fighting you we’re excited for the rematch. Yeah, to blow you out another time!

WHO WON?



YOU DECIDE!





