Rick Grimes vs Walter White



Rick Grimes vs Walter White is the 40th installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History and the seventh episode of Season 3. It features The Walking Dead protagonist, Rick Grimes, battling against Breaking Bad protagonist, Walter White. It was released on May 5, 2014.

Cast
Nice Peter as Rick Grimes

EpicLLOYD as Walter White

Neil Blan, Amy Bury, Ray Timmons, and Tom Walsh as Walkers (cameos)

Rick Grimes
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad.

I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad.

A grade A MC who'll ruin your A-1 Day.

'Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains!

I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues.

Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse!

Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler.

Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver.

You tore your family apart sin by sin.

Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb!

So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it.

I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast!

Walter White
I don't know what you think I've done.

But if we were to battle, I've already won.

Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me!

I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie! (Cough!)

Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody.

Always getting saved by some samurai booty!

I'm a kingpin cooking crystal in the middle of the day.

Having dinner by the pool with the DEA!

Run you over with my Aztek; GTA.

If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid!

Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth.

You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof!

Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew.

I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you!

Rick Grimes
Carl! I said stay back with the others.

While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother!

You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want.

I'll watch you get eaten on my fucking front lawn!

Walter White
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me!

I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities! (Cough!)

I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life.

No one saw Shane coming except for your wife!

Scrapped Lyrics:


Wanna hurt you but I will if I have to

a cap in your gray matter.

If you threaten my group,

Keep passing through

Cause you don't wanna test me I'm cold!

I'll leave you in your tighty whities on the side of the road!

You wouldn't last a second in this wreckage that I've dealt with.

You're feeble and selfish!

Carl you stay back and protect the others.

Destroy this bitch who lies to h(???)

??? than your mother.

Trivia

 * This battle is the fourth fictional versus fictional battle, the others being Gandalf vs Dumbledore, Doc Brown vs Doctor Who, and Batman vs Sherlock Holmes.
 * This is the fifth battle where a fictional character goes against another, with The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come going against Ebenezer Scrooge in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge.
 * If you look near the end of the video, you can see a preview for Goku vs Superman and Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe.
 * This is the fourth battle to be featured on the news, after Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney, Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc, and Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge.