User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.15: Segamad66 vs The ERB Wiki

Ooo here we go.

THE BIG ONE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SEGAMAD66

VS

THE ERB WIKIIII

BEGIN!

Segamad66

STOP, I'm about to hit this Nail on his head.

I hate you Jella and The Walking Dead.

It's the season finale, I'm man enough to battle.

Some of you, ain't old enough, still in a crib, playing with your rattle.

Taking on a team of rappers solo.

I have more balls than  JaphethMario.

Everybody on this Wiki is totally crap.

Alright, who's first to step up and rap.

Element K

Lyrically dencing against the wiki? It's probably another Sega moment.

Your chances are like 'Waggle my balcony'. When we flow, we're in our Element!

You must be mad 66, due to your utmost current predicament

Pumping out all these battles but only attracting hate comments!

AttackEyebrows12

Jason came to me in a dream, told me to carry on his legacy,

So it'll be my pleasure to destroy this BobbyIsAwesome wannabe

Sega's Mad that he's missing one more 6, but he's still as infernal as the Devil

You'll get WonderShocked and blocked when the OG ERB Wiki comes to battle

Meatholl

You're going consolo against everybody else? What is this?

Is this bitch of sixty-six so eager to dissed?

Called segamad but he pisses off the rest, it's evident

That you're just like Sega since you're no longer relevant.

Segamad66

Alright it's time to step it up.

Rapping my game, while yours is playing with makeup.

Eyeliner, mascara, lipstick.

COME GRAB THE MIC, YOU FUCKING UGLY PRICK!

JaphethMario

Its-a-me a JaphethMario, and I'm your nightmare to your dream (cast!)

And we'll stomp you so hard, you could say you just got Creamed (whack!)

My fictional battles are more relistic than Segamad's logic

Man, I've seen bigger balls at the girls at Touhou Project.

Bobdave

It's the return of the moron who ought to be taught

What the differences are within brought versus bought

Never have I battled Segamad with the battles so mega bad

That he'll have 'not as dead as his winning chance' on his epitaph

Drakan95

If this Frankie hack dares to trade blows with the almighty Drak

He'll find himself played; cause like his battles, his flow's crap

This whack chap better not attack back, when this pro raps

I'll leave his body dismembered! You can say that I'm indeed mad!

Segamad66

Listening to you three, made me sick

I'm taking over, listen up chinese chopsticks.

Calling me worst rapper, 2015

The next faggot up, is the biggest prick of the year.

Randomeverythingish

Your too slow when it comes to random

Your battles are shit like the sonic fandom

All your raps are good at is causing boredom

You cant beat me because I'm too awesome.

Purplekiren

We don't need to rap to make you look bad!

You do it by yourself, freaking out on chat!

Baby GG

I love tea.

JakeTheManiac

Do not feature me.

Jella141

MC Jella comes hella hard; armed with a lyrical volley of transcendent bars,

While Sega comes equipped with puerile style and a risible rapping repertoire!

I’ve got the smooth and luscious flow to wobble this sickly impurity like jelly!

After such a brutal ass ripping, all he’ll be left with is a popped cherry!

Segamad66

Jella, I thought what we had was special.

One more 6 and I become the devil.

people call this home, this shit place?

A6, your up, you huge disgrace.

AwesomeSix

Sega smells, what the hell, he must be felled

He works in a deli in dehli, he's smelly, for rell

TheMindofMe

I'm TheMindofMe and I'm here to say

That this is getting really gay

So stop, or else I'll say 'No way, Jose'

YOU SCARE MY IMMORTAL PHONE

Segamad66

I've had enough of your crap.

I'm feeling lonely now I need some backup.

I know where you all live, including your region

Time to release the demon, here comes Iamthelegion

Iamthelegion

The nav maverick's in to back up his 66 with Legions of edits

Got a hundred battles and over ten thousand contributions to his credit.

What do you HaV? Bi-polar disorders, loli fetishes and ten-year olds with dick jokes.

Calculate the Gravity of the situation. I'll Alternate to horror and leave Cthulu invoked.

With the non-hit Wonder and Jew Italian, oh my Mi-yamoto. Iamthelegion is on it.

It'll be comic when I rocket past your logic over you Hobbits and into Lexi's socket (Mmm...)

You better Wach out as I spill Drangonsblood on his son and leave ALL the Celts Silent, seething

Though I would stop at a hundred rappers? Puny mortals (and Flats), Iamthelegion.

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!