User blog:Howtobeme/Jason Todd vs Professor X

Charles Xavier-

This Proffesor's gonna teach this little bitch a lesson

Respect your elders cause you don't know what you're messin'

I'm killer and not joking that I spit crowbars that'll mess with your head

The most hated Robin, the readers even wanted ya dead

You're lesser than Dick in both ways, I even prefer Damian

This antihero asshole while I'm like the Good Samaritan

Fighting for rights like I'm Martin Luther King Junior

This unpowered prick can't mess with a homo superior

Jason Todd-

You've been lobotomized by the Red Skull so stop acting so smart

I'll stress you out so much that your hair will fall apart

You're legs are fearful so there's no way to outrun

Cause I'm Dark Knight's partner you perverted son of a gun

You crushing on Jean Grey? She's like 100 years younger than your wrinkly nuts

The star of the show is Wolverine, I'm comin at ya harder that Colossus

It's the king of freaks, hated by the rest of the Earth

But the dream has become a nightmare during your battle with the Avengers

Proffesor X-

There was a death in the family and the world applaused

You may think you're so tough but you got killed by a telephone poll

Under the Hood is an emotional unconsistant kid crying for the cowl

Then comes the New 52 and you and Roy Harper are pals

You're life is a wreck, family dead and rejected from the Teen Titans

And when that clown smashed your head you didn't even come out fightin'

Let me educate you on something I doubt ya understand

Even the rest of the outlaws hate you, Holy Goddamn Batman!

Jason Todd-

I've got the tape of you and Mystique call it X-Men rated

It took just Cyclops to make this oppresed dick eradicated

My Onslaught of raps are pushing you to your limits

I'm the bomb on fire like when you were put to pieces by the Phoenix

It took just one bitch to tear your whole species into half

This teacher needs more teaching because he's just a lazy hack

You haven't proggresed at all, you died being fooled

There's no holding back now, ya just gotten schooled!

Winner is Jason Todd Professor X