User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Batman vs Archangel

this battle is old and half terrible but has some really nice lines

garrus vakarian, c-sec official vs bruce wayne, billionaire

do they have SECRET IDENTITIES!?!?!?

lets find out

i dont know

pls dont spoil for me

i think cyan wrote for bruce wayne but not batman/batgod but also my memory is a yay

fun

old quagga art again anyone?

dudes still lit

Battle:




Bruce Wayne:

So you must be the C-Sec operative Garrus Vakarian

I’ve read up on you. It’s clear you’re no humanitarian

I’m an enterprising billionaire! You’re a punch-clock bureaucrat.

Your face would scare a child, yet I can tame a pussycat

For a peacekeeping race, Turians are more war-prone than I’d figure

(Holy racist genophage, Bruce!) You sure said it, Richard!

Want to beat me? Get a realistic objective, and better rhymes.

This mediocre investigator is crumpling before these Gotham Lines.

Garrus Vakarian, C-Sec:

If that's what your coffers have to offer, I'm wasted on yours

But a Citadel gunner's blasting the Bruce like the battle before

Turned down a spectre and now up against a twice ghost

I'm the Security, not like the varren at the parties you host

More than one way to work off aggression, but I've got no Gray sons in my park

The hordes of wards imports its a playa against the Turian OG, a Primarch

Daily time spent with Clark Kent so you can keep the rent on his Planet

Lex was on No Man's, looks like you couldn't inherit morals from your parents!

* an unidentified person walks up to Garrus as a cloud of bats enshroud Bruce Wayne, revealing Batman and Garrus (Normandy)*





Batman:

It's a Dark Knight as the caped crusader swoops on Marcus Fenix

Bataranging on this Film Freak from an RPG as basic as Enix

Shattering you easier than either of our Jokers

You've lost like poker against the Golden Age Stoker

World's Finest, leading aliens, monsters and Batmen of all Nations

This is a suicide mission - I sure hope you've finished calibrations

I inspire the fear held within the hearts of all, even your band

It's nap time, Vakarian. Have a good night - the Batman

Garrus Vakarian, Normandy:

An ex-Executor to execute an existentialist under an executive

Directing di-dimensional disses at your dying directive

You should have had a fallback, now it's your Babel

Collecting scalps shot clean through, sniping I'm able

Coming in Sovereign because I'll be your Reaper

Your flow is more deranged than any of your teachers

I'd apologize but I'm not the first gunman picking you apart

I've leveled up my scope to shoot out your Dr Heart!

* Garrus shoots Batman, knocking him off the building, as Batman tosses a batarang, taking down the Normandy. Garrus becomes Archangel in Omega, Batman becomes Bat-God on New Genesis.*





Bat-God:

I'll put down this Dark Angel, his rap style is irrelevant

I've the very station of Orion, cleaned up New Genesis

This petty vigilante meet the Sid-onus? Tell me how.

Elevated far beyond a grudge match, I'm a god now.

Archangel:

The hidden blade of Michael, cleaning up the Rift

Batman died TWO MONTHS before you tried to exist

The Blue Sun over Battlepack, Eclipsed you from the depth to the surface

I'm killing my second deity today, the pitiful god of fanservice.

Outro:
Who won? Bruce Wayne, his unrelated friend Batman and Batman's FINAL FORM Garrus, Garrus-Therian and his unrelated friend Archangel