User blog:Element K/Mary Poppins vs Fred Rogers (Element's Rap Battles)

Element's Rap Battles

Short Note: I'm still trying to get used to gimp so pictures will probably be updated when I get the hang of it. Shout out to Hankaichou for helping on this one, he wrote Roger's lines. I'm really suprised that it was his first time writting. You did good buddy.

This time it is the battle between PBS Kids's show host Fred Rogers against the magical nanny, Mary Poppins

Beat: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGnJt5RXuN4

0:20

Fred Rogers:

Hello there children, I know you must have had a scare

By this woman, but when I'm done with her, I'll make her disappear

You pretend to be a nanny, what you really are is a pedophile

You can't hope to defeat me, you're just simply under par

Let's go to the Land-Of-Make-Believe where people are content

If you don't stop harassing children, I'll forcibly make you repent

You're about the get run right over by my electric trolley

I can spot a phony from a mile away now cease your folley

0:43

Mary Poppins:

I teach kids valuable lessons, you think you're so cool

The only lessons you teach...are repeated from school

My glory is a movie not a show on PBS

Now let's be honest now Fred, who would watch that BS

I'm a proper role model, practically perfect

From every aspect thus rapping is obviously included

So unless you'll step up, I suggest you step off

Because if my firm and loving sides gone, I wont stop

1:07

Fred Rogers:

You call yourself a role model, please, you're worse than Bill Cosby

Are you really trying to step to the person who slaughtered Mr. T?

If you try to step to me, you best be ready

Cause you just got wrecked by the number one MC

1:19

Mary Poppins:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (My Show!)

Super Swaggy,Battle-tistic, extremely ferocious (My Flow!)

Fox news says you are an evil man, that's a no no

Now excuse me I have kids to watch, gotta go!

Who won?

Who's Next?

You Decide?

ELEMENTS *eastern winds* BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who won? Mary Poppins Fred Rogers