User blog:EpicBrobot/George RR Martin vs. JJ Tolkien. Epic Rap Predickshens of History

Hello everyone, today I will be predicting how the next ERB will go. I have studied each rapper with vigorous concentration and I can't wait to show you guys how I feel the battle will go. Also, italic parentheses are actions in the battle.

George R.R. Martin
Hello fucker, put down that pipe, cause you look like a stoner

The sex scenes in my show give everyone a boner (pelvic thrust)

I'll take off my hat for this battle just once, you punk

I'll take your ballsack and throw it in a hoop, call it a slam dunk!

You died in Bournemouth? That's a shitty ass town name

At least the Red Wedding wasn't shitty ass lame!

You should have never stepped to George R.R. Martin

Cause after this battle on your face I will be fartin!

J.R.R. Tolkien
What the fuck brotha? I bet that you will fart

Because you're so fat, you're like a work of art

Your cock is like Peter Dinklage, while mine gets bigga!

Meet Gandalf the White, Gray, and Gandalf the nigga!

This battle will be like your shows, no surviving.

Drown you like THIS! Why don't you go scuba diving?

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, this battle I will own!

Because I will Game of Pwns, Game of Thrones!

George R.R. Martin
YOU FUCKING BITCH! NOW I'M FUCKING ANGRY

I'M THE AMERICAN YOU, I'M A FUCKING YANKEE

I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD JUST LIKE NED FLANDERS

BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT ME IS IMMATURE SLANDER

J.R.R. Tolkien
I can see that you're angry, and I can see that you're mad

But I'm going to bring in Bilbo! It'll be pretty rad

Bilbo Baggins
It's Bilbo, you Dildo. My rhymes are fucking raw

Just like a bird I'll be like CA-CAW!

I adopted Frodo, he's my dog like Toto.

After your defeat I will snap a photo

WHO WON!!!

WHO'S NEXT!!!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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