User blog comment:JeffTheKillerRocks01/Best Rap Battle of All Time/@comment-4490782-20170106004017

Okay, so "I heard your grandma makes good cookies" got this off to a good start. I like that Osama didn't actually hurl when he killed a guy, but he was almost there for sure. "That ain't hip, girl" had both fantastic delivery and camera movement. I was disappointed when Funny Ben didn't at least cameo for Hitler but it's okay. Osama (better than Obama) accused Adolph of auto-scrotal-fondling and aphrodesiac mint consumption which was fire. He finished his verse with the threat of making Hitler eat his pubes which was savage. Hitler's Honk of Homophobia™ gave ol' Bin L the much-needed slap in the face, though. And the extended "ANNNNNNNNN" helped to reenforce the point nicely. After the tense struggle for the gun, Hitler manages to fell Bin Laden, who does one final farewell dab to the soulful drone of the outro to Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise ft. LV. Then Bin Laden's wife appears with breakfast, a breakfast never to be eaten, as her hubby has died to the hands of the Fuhrer. Following a short but hard-hitting verse and a brief accent change to Scottish, the battle concludes.

8.5 of Bin Laden's wives/10