User blog:Drakan95/We Bare Bears vs The Three Bears. Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History. Season 2

''Ice Bear enjoys rap battles. So does Drak.''

Hello everyone and welcome back to another CvH bout. Dear God, I need to stop those lame intros at one point, seriously.

As always, I'm so glad that this series gathered so many users that leave their honest opinions about every single battle. In fact, this series has had a huge impact on this Wiki, that it got even a place in the recent WachMojo which you can find it here. Speaking of rap series, check out Mit's latest battle here as well!

But yes, this is a battle that Wonder requested (begged (demanded)) to be done! He also insisted to guest as his favourite bears, obviously the cartoon ones and he did AMAZING. You can check his awesome series down below. And by the way, for those who don't know, I used the original version of The Three Bears, not the updated one where they are a father, a mother and a baby.

Now for the credits time: HUGE thanks to Lean-...wait, what?! Wonder did the cover, the titlecards and the endslate this time?! Well, indeed he did them and they look amazing. So many thanks to him and HUGE thanks to DayOwl as well for doing the proofreading.

The three bears from the 2015 American animated television series, We Bare Bears (composed by Grizz, Panda and Ice Bear) and the three bears from the fairy tale The Story of the Three Bears and Godilocks and the Three Bears (composed by Big Bear, Middle Bear and Little Bear) claw against each other to see which one of the two trios of bear brothers will come on top!

We Bare Bears Background: In front of their bear cave

The Three Bears Background: In front of their house

Beat: Cierren La Boca

[Note: Grizz is denoted in brown, Panda is denoted in 'grey , Ice Bear is white, Big Bear is denoted in blue , Middle Bear is denoted in red and Little Bear is denoted in yellow .]

Battle




BEGIN!

We Bare Bears
(starts at 0:23)

Hello, my name is Grizzly! We're here to be internet famous!

You wanna face us? Outrageous! We'll lay to waste your no name butts!

Don't blame us, we're righteous! That's right, Grizz! They'll get owned!

Send them back to Britain when they're bitten, and then online, we'll be known!

We're the very best! Leaving heavy dents! #IceBearForPresident

Your worst enemies are people breaking into your residence!

Learn to Goldi-lock your door! Ice Bear will cook your Mother Goose

Your flow is lumpier than your porridge, while ours is pulp free juice!

Ice Bear hacks hacks with an axe that're worse than Nom Nom

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee4a-fbd0-0789-d2b2c739fc45" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">A reverse Doki Doki Panic, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">when middle bear was turned into the mom!

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee4b-afea-20f0-41b1f28441d1" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I've got this battle being recorded and we'll upload it to show you lost to these bears!

They want to be scared? <span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee4c-27c6-0f1e-977abf703d20" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Broken like their chairs? <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;"> <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You know we'll be there!

The Three Bears
(0:56)

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee4f-12e0-f6a4-69e59630227a" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The Story of the Three Bears begins with raps sharp as our claws

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee4f-9352-fb1d-5f9e26ee6129" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Your win will be a fairy tale when those savage beasts get raw

<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee4f-efa1-bc80-f1614050fff8" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You proved before that you're a parody <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and your show's a big flop

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee50-7146-2580-63cbebf0a8e8" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">They act more childish than cubs, they should belong in a Pet Shop

<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee50-f085-f0fa-7e2b1aebb135" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I'll punch this Yogi with my Bare hands 'till he begins his Hibernation

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee51-4fae-ed15-81a2c5ebf7ea" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You're a cheap copy! <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We have better toons known across nations

<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee52-7cbf-d1ab-a51ff34100b7" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Panda acts like his Tekken counterpart, so sad he can't gain that much fame

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee53-c914-0a48-a65f0effd638" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Shoving you in an arcade, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">but too bad for us you're no game

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee54-8e45-d06c-c64a88e76434" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We didn't forget about Frosty, your chilling low flow ain't harshly

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee54-bae1-602d-4ff0c7e126e5" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">'Bout to give his butt a big foot <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and we ain't talking about Charlie

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee55-44f4-b349-f2161b3b02cb" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We can attack and outrap back with words against the silenced Elsa

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee55-7ba7-84b6-3e3b8fa3fc01" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You may be too cold! But our disses are too hot! <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Enough to melt ya!

We Bare Bears
(1:28)

Don't. Diss. Ice Bear. <span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee57-adc1-40a0-7cc7278c1711" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Why am I breaking out in hives?

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee57-dde4-615e-123a62696f5c" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I got it! I got it! It's because they've been nuts all their lives!

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee58-1b32-fd1b-ec7b9925abe0" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We'll overthrow these posers when they oppose the flow of these bros!

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee58-4905-f582-eb9b37c14b2a" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">These Three Little Pigs are out of their league when they try to step to our show!

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee58-7be3-ecb2-ac78474359c8" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Bringing up our friend Charlie? Hey, at least we have pals!

<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee58-e338-c01d-12b8c66366b9" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The minute you guys get company, <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">you throw them out of your house!

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee59-1228-ad62-faad98e7f1e8" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Sure, we took your concept, but we only improved upon it!

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee59-9d29-48c4-a58ba5e28f6b" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We go too hard! <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#666666;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">You're too soft! Now give Little Bear back his baby bonnet.

The Three Bears
(1:50)

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5c-ea38-3eff-97225a910cf4" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">There's someone on my bed! <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">It must be again the clones of the Eds

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5e-2e5c-4421-a8aa6a971e62" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Keep your noses away from Our Stuff and make your plot decent instead

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5e-7a8e-b7b0-ed7fe7277b7d" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We have the finest human manners, while you're outdated and Primal

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5e-aa1c-1525-d39a859d2f7e" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Obssesed with the Internet and failing to their PewDiePie rival

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5e-d81b-2b19-afd308c5c6b9" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Maybe that's why they're so desperate and acting like a bunch of Dingles

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5f-a8c8-d85d-e1c9e16c0eab" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Making you feel so sad <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">just like when Panda's babe left him single

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee5f-f4e0-df89-94f943b48f65" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffff00;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We have stories and essays! <span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Compared to our literature you're lame

<span id="docs-internal-guid-583c77ca-ee60-1b17-cc20-1bcbad381c98" style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#0000ff;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">We're done with this! Those Stooges should've stayed inside their bear cave!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS-

Ice Bear likes outros.

-VS HISTORY!!!!

Poll
Who Won? We Bare Bears The Three Bears