Talk:Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner/@comment-5393732-20160627163041

Banner:

I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce

With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes

I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash

Especially in the 100-meter ditch your wife dash

I'm an ace in the lab, that's a bass and treble

So let me break you down on the molecular level

You turned one gold medal into a lifetime of green

The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen

You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line

(Arh) Kept Up With the Kardashians, but left some kids behind

Run along, you'll thank me, cause I'm gettin' kinda cranky

Trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

Jenner (Bruce):

I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly

Honestly, you're kinda boron when you're happy

I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways

Decathlon athlete blast through ya like some gamma rays

The truth is, there's no truce between the Bruces

You're a drifter being useless, I'm a winner no excuses

(Ugh) Beautiful women all up on my jock

I got a home gym, check me on the cereal box, doc

You big green freak, don't try to flex

If it wasn't for your cousin, you'd never have sex! (Oh!)

You're so strong when you get mad, too bad

You can't go back to protect your mom from your dad

Hulk:

That ??? face don't give you ???

One more thing Bruce do for cash

Best thing you make? Kylie ass

She 18? HULK SMASH!

Jenner (Caitlyn):

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">That's my teenage daughter, man I have to forbid this

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">I'l put a javelin through your Jolly Green discus

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Kylie's not the type of girl I'm gonna let you smash on

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">You'll get the medal(/metal) without the decathlon

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Hulk:

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">HULK IS HULK! No identify as man

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Me thinks Cait might understand

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">No gender issure, this Jenner issue

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Just you being you is enough to diss you

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Jenner:

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">I can understand that you hate yourself

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">But you don't need to blame yourself

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">You a Tyga, stop tryin' to tame yourself

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">You gotta be big enough to contain yourself

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Aaaand, get hit with a little forgiveness

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">Be green, it ain't none of my business

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">But if you think you lookin good in those torn-ass clothes

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(170,170,170);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"><span style="color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:13px;font-weight:normal;line-height:21px;">You're lyin', which means you need a new wardrobe

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Aw, the vision of those shorts kinda scarred me

<p style="font-weight:normal;">What, d'you just rage at a Barney-themed party?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">That's probably not something you seen as a child

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Not one day did you see your daddy smile

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hulk:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hulk not strong enough to deal with denial!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jenner:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Man, you down easy. ??? (Hulk: AUGH!)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Examine this under your microscope

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You got no neck but you still fuckin' choke

<p style="font-weight:normal;">After battlin me, you gonna always be pissed

<p style="font-weight:normal;">So the Hulk will stay forever, neither Bruce will exist

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