User blog:Gliscor Fan/Similar Rap Battles of the Same: Indiana Jones vs Han Solo

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Oh, hi, everyone. Didn't realize you were anywhere. Welcome to my series side series, Similar Rap Battles of the Same, where almost every connection is basically two characters played by the same person. How does that work, you ask? Well, some actors tend to take jobs that are kinda similar to other roles they played, and then blah blah blah I don't know how it works.

How do you make suggestions? I have a step by step guide for this.

Step 1: Goes to IMDB.

Step 2: Look up your favorite Actor/Actress.

Step 3: Find two roles they did and see if they're at all similar.

Step 4: ????

Step 5: Profit.

Anyway, now that you know how this works, here's our first competition: The hero archeologist known for kicking Nazi ass, Indiana Jones, vs, The loving and adventurous husband of an intergalactic princess, Han Solo, both played by Harrison Ford.

Starring
Nice Peter as Indiana Jones

EpicLloyd as Han Solo

Angela Trimbur as Princess Leia (Cameo)

Zach Sherwin as Chewie (Cameo)

Locations
The Temple of Doom - Indiana Jones

Tatooine/Milennium Falcon/The Moon of Endor - Han Solo

Intro
SIMILAR RAP BATTLES OF THE SAME

HAN SOLO

VERSUS

INDIANA JONES

BEGIN

The Battle
Indiana Jones:

I’m coming off my own Adventure just to diss this new guy

Bitch slap you back to Tatooine, call it Return of the Jedi

I’ve survived boulders and raiders, and even Shia LeBeouf

All you’ve done is rescue a boring character named Luke

This is my last crusade, cracking my whip to save the day

I’ve saved priceless artifacts, in more than obi-wan way

I search for facts, not truth, the fact is, you’ll be in a masouleum

Your legacy is dying, han, and that belongs in a museum

Han Solo:

(Princess Leia Cameo)

(To Leia) Chewie and I’ll take care of this, you just stay there

(To Indy) We’re about to take the courage out of this Adventurer’s flair

I lost both my parents, you didn’t know you have a son!

I’m going to pull out my lightsaber, since the battles only begun

The force is about to awaken within this temple of doom

Against this madman in a ripped and unoriginal costume

My movies are still coming, your series is basically dead

Call my raps the crystal skull, you’re in way over your head

Indiana Jones:

Speaking of Unoriginal costumes, have you looked in a mirror?

Your series is getting more money, but the plot is getting thinner.

You old stardog, it’ll take a lot more than a falcon to guarantee you

I’d rather sit in the theater listening to the beeps of R2-D2

You should save your shots, you only got a few Short Rounds

With my trusty bullship, I’ll knock every rebel into the ground

Like a rampaging boulder, I’ve got the better renown

The odds aren’t in your favor, so you better step down.

Han Solo:

Never tell me the odds! I still get Rounds of applause!

The only events you’ve survived are the ones that you caused!

My series is so popular, I was bought by disney!

I know when to quit, unlike this untalented indy!

Keep your fedora on tight, cause this path is rocky

You’d be able to escape if you just drank some coffee

You say you need the facts, yet you’re very truth-prone

I’ve already stomped you, Come on, Chewie, we’re going home.

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

SIMILAR

~Star Wars Lightsaber noise~

RAP BATTLES

~Indiana Jones Theme~

OF THE SAAAAAAAAME

polls
Who won? Indiana Jones Han Solo