Talk:Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill/@comment-79.198.72.216-20161230010646

What do you think guys, a Rap Batlle between Ash Williams vs Captain Ahab?

What do they have in common:

-Both lost their body parts in their adventures:
 * Ash's hand *Ahab's leg

-Both are armed against stronger creatures:
 * Ash vs demons/undead *Ahab vs whales

-Both have a iconic weapon:
 * Ash's Chainsaw/Boomstick *Ahab's Harpoon

-Both have an open bill to settle:
 * Necronomicon *Moby Dick

-Both are mentally challenged:
 * Hunted by the curse of the Necronomicon
 * Ahab is going insane by hunting for the white whale