User blog:Captain Warrior/Legendary Rap Battles 22: Amelia Earhart vs Neil Armstrong

Here's a battle that I've been working on for a week. I hope you enjoy it.

Cast
Angela Trimbur as Amelia Earhart

Nice Peter as Neil Armstrong

Lyrics
The announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

AMELIA EARHART!

VS!

NEIL ARMSTRONG!

BEGIN!

Amelia Earhart:

When I was in the sky, I was flying like a bird.

Traveled across the Atlantic Ocean, and now here to beat this turd.

I made history, while you were Jamming off in Space.

You're an asshole-naut, who is filled with disgrace.

Lady Lindy will crush you; you have no love in your hart.

You are Neil Armstrong, but you really lack the strong part.

I never panicked while flying, and I won't panic while rhyming.

I'm pure Diamond, Neil, I'm even good at climbing.

Neil Armstrong:

Houston, we have a problem, this bitch thinks she'll win.

You'll get spaced out when I flow, just ask Buzz Aldrin.

I'll break you into pieces, with my strong powerful arms.

I was never Lost in Space, since I had Lucky Charms.

You may have flied like a bird, but you fight like a chicken.

Stop staring into space, and try better at dissing.

There are great ideas undiscovered, but you facing me is a bad idea.

Because I'm the first man on the moon; I'm just about to beat ya.

Amelia Earhart:

Those are one small disses from someone like you.

And a one giant prick like you, who is just full of poo.

Use your Ears, and listen to what I'm about to say.

You've said many great quotes, but what you're saying now is not ok.

Neil Armstrong:

The exciting part for me as an MC, was that you didn't even try.

I served in the Korean war, and I actually survived.

You should fly back to Kansas, and get outer my space.

And try not to disappear like you did before, okay?

The announcer:

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who won? Amelia Earhart Neil Armstrong