User blog comment:Dragonsblood23/ERB Wiki Mad Libs/@comment-24093700-20140127040158

One day I woke up in my bed and went to the sex room where my mother said " Hey Billy there's no school due to the acid rain." I happily jumped up in the air and shouted "FUCK YOU MOM". I went outside and saw all the kids having sex so I joined them for 15 seconds and then I saw my friend Isaiah and said to me "Look at that purple giraffe isn't that the gayestthing you ever seen". I replied with "Ye, lets go have sex with it". I went into a gay strip club where I was raped by 30 Michael Jackson Clones where I later shimmied over until I got some dildos from Target and then I happily walked the sidewalk and then I fucked a homeless man until I went to my house and said to my mom "That was the shittiest sandwhich that you made." then I pelvic thrusted that dog and then I went to hell and had a wet dream THE END.