User blog:Joshuakrasinski/rainbow dash vs roadrunner

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

RAINBOW DASH VS THE ROADRUNNER! BEGIN!

RD
rainbow dash fastest pegasus flyer,

gonna beat you up to pulp then send your corpse to the deep fryer,

no one watches your cartoon anymore bird they are most likely now bronies,

my shows fanbase is growing more faster then acme cronies,

sonic rainboom you to the ground cook you up like my name was colonel sanders,

your most better hangin out in the pond with ganders,

i'm gonna rest up on this cloud cause it's obviously your turn,

but you can't beat me i mean seariously when are people gonna learn?,

RR
beep beep motherfucker roadrunner speeding in,

your chances beating me are little your never gonna win,

i know you hate losing so better step up your a game,

because all your fans are all the same,

you got cloppers what they do is just gross,

then you got male fans they are gay most,

i beat you already turn in your wonderbolts badge,

cause even though i'm old school i am a savage,

RD
i would make this quick but i'll make it even faster,

it's time i leave your ass out to pasture,

why is the coyote even after you your hardly a meal,

your a fucking ugly birdy what is your deal?,

i got the air advantage and you clearly can't fly,

the best thing that should be eaten off you is your thighs,

my show's been running for eight season we're still going strong,

all your shows are history and your not in wabbit that is where you went wrong,

RR
okay last verse time to make it count,

you have three strike already face it your out,

you look like a lesbian with rainbow tail and mane,

you haven't been censored but derpy was what a shame,

i read all your fanfiction i am rather appauled,

cause you are potrayed the worst of them all,

killing foals to make rainbows that story was too far,

no time for some cooked pegasus wings to serve at a sports bar,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S BEEP BEEP! *LOGO RUNS OFF* EPIC RAP BATTLES!