User blog comment:DudeWithASuit/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Sign-ups/@comment-13974523-20150620074641

niggerball I have to sign up again

ok

You call that a rap? Well that was just plain crap

I rather go to Ravenholm that's full of head crab.

I'll crush you so fast it will be like a Seven Hour War

like your death scene, blood everywhre, so gore.

Maybe you should have turned it off, following Dementia

In the end you were just following the Marker's agenda

So give up now before you decay into bits of thousands

Since that's your half-life, mere nanoseconds.

I've never done this stuff before, how do I write a diss?

Do I just compile a list?... Ignore that I was last year's finalist.

I'm not the brightest, this might be a fight beside my wits.

Shine the light on it: it'll be others who strike the highest hits.

Even with my mind to it, I'm no word master, no psychiatrist.

No matter how hard I scribe lines, I find that my fires miss.

I'm dangling by a cliff, and when the higher-ups have my wires snipped,

I'll be shot down like a nine's bullet, flying into the ravine abyss.

I've never joined a tourney before, hope I'll get decently far in this.