Tony Hawk

"I'm the dude who blew up extreme sports!"

- Tony Hawk

Tony Hawk will battle Wayne Gretzky in Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky. He will be portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper
Anthony Frank "Tony" Hawk, commonly known by his nickname "The Birdman", was born on May 12th, 1968, in Carlsbad, California. He is an American professional skateboarder, actor, and owner of the skateboard company Birdhouse. Hawk is well-known for completing the first documented 900 and for his licensed video game titles, published by Activision. He is widely considered to be one of the most successful and influential pioneers of modern vertical skateboarding.

Verse 1:
I can skate better than this church-boy turd can!

Not cash money, it's just Wayne vs Birdman!

You got your whole league to protect and adore you,

So which goon's gonna take this battle for you?

(Ooh!) I'm the dude who blew up extreme sports!

That nose looks like you've seen some extreme snorts!

I mean, look at that thing! That slope is gigantic!

Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic!

Now, the ice underneath you will get melted into water

When I hit you with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter!

You're old and you're basic; your talent is fading!

And Oiler alert: you're about to get traded!

I drop rhymes like I'm dropping into a half-pipe!

I'll grass this asswipe pitcher like a hash pipe!

(Uh!) Keep your mittens on, Gretzky; you're too clean!

I got this covered like gravy on poutine!

Verse 2:
Great one, Wayne! Let me say something, Wayne!

I got 99 problems, and you ain't one, Wayne!

You'll catch a pop shove-it to the mullet if you tip me!

Your threats are like my swimming pools, bruh: empty!

Verse 3:
Man, you should hit the buzzer 'cause it's time to change lines!

You put that joke at the top shelf of lame rhymes!

Playin' typical sports, I use centripetal force,

While you prance around in four-pound Nike diaper shorts!

I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck!

Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams Mighty Suck!

I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do!

Put more souls into skating than to Vans shoes!