Talk:God/@comment-109.192.121.22-20140114221431/@comment-5264252-20140114222045

Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun.

''Stop preaching, homie. Teach your flock to covet some fun!''

''I bring joy every year. Man, I represent cheer!''

You represent sandals and a scraggly beard.

''I’m from the North Pole. That's why my rhymes are so cold.''

I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal.

''You’ve been a naughty boy. You brought a plague of frogs.''

You best arrest yourself; you broke your own law!

Or was there something in Rule Six I didn’t understand?

My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand."

''I read your book. You got a strict religion.''

''No bacon? But mandatory circumcision?''

I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents.

But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!