User blog:Bobdave/Hawlucha vs Ludicolo. Rap Battles of the Pokédex Season 1

OMFG IT'S BACK. AND BEFORE JUNE. WOW! Yes, I'm here. It's been over 10 months since the last RBotP. Yeah. 10 months. But this battle has actually been half-finished for about 8 months because I asked Brendan if he'd like to help and he said yee and made his verses and I hadn't been able/bothered to make mine until now when I had a free moment. It still might be a while before the next instalment of this, but we'll see! I have a very hot battle planned next.

Okay, so to the actual battle. In this one, it's the Mexican stereotype who is persistently dancing, the Carefree Pokémon, Ludicolo versus the Lucha Libre bird-of-prey and Wrestling Pokémon, Hawlucha. Yes, the connection is the country of Mexico. No, I do not regret anything. Yes, Brendan did an amazing job as Hawlucha. No, I do not have an addiction to answering hypothetical questions. Shut up, just go!



Ludicolo
You wanna duel Ludicolo? I'll be shooting down a luchador

Rip apart this pipsqueak trying to snick me with his puny claws

Music gets me moving and ready to squish this pigeon

Bring a downpour of lyrics so big it triggers a Swift Swim

Cuz I'm kicking it with disses that I'm Rain Dishing out

I know this wrestler's on the ropes, a Flying Presser better Bounce

This pile of feathers can Endeavour forever against my Mega Drain

Ask the Dex, neither my rhythm nor my resolution ever wain

Hawlucha
Crashing this party with my height advantage, I’m too fly

Don’t see eye to eye cause I’m higher, soaring through the sky

Compared to me this no flow mofo is standing so low

This dodo’s Own Tempo is so slow, like a Slowbro in slowmo

Better life if you no showed, you’re too carefree, too yolo

Toe-to-toe with a Fighter? I’ll beat you blow for blow, bro

<font color = #cdff8b>I break molds, flow to make blokes fold without needing a chokehold

<font color = #cdff8b>Ludicolo, facing me was ludicrous and loco