User blog:SANTORYU99/Overly Translated ERB: Moses vs. Santa Claus

Santa Claus
Many days to WAN-sweet under clothing, ribbons, from the sun?

I'll stop preaching buddy. Tell flock to desire some interesting stuff!

Every year I bring joy. Man I'm talking about support!

They represent a scruffy beard and sandals!

I'm from the North Pole! I am indifferent rhyme reason!

I spit diamonds, but I offer a few fresh coal!

In a naughty boy you. She put the frog plague.

They arrested my best. I broke his own law!

Or is it something you do not understand what I'm six rules are?

My list of "killing and buried in the sand, the Egyptian people." As

Please, I read your book. Do you have a strict religion.

No bacon? However, the need for circumcision?

Holiday gifts given, I am glad bowl of jelly.

But people who choose to get all the Christmas date is jealous!

Moses
Where, in the case of high mountains, to me the truth of God's earth.

However, he never mentioned father Smurfs.

9 reindeer fat ass.

Christmas is Christ out of control, you can easily add more people.

You need to peek quietly stop, break dance at home

Naughty children, they sleep and keep a hand on my socks.

Ho ho to me, you can not do that.

I'll split your ass in half of the Red Sea for me.

When Pharaoh in the snow to you, you are not drooling saint.

Stop unpaid work, I let the little guy go

Elves
We are not slaves!

Everything sand have become your brain mushrooms!

Santa Claus
I think you all need to stop smoking by burning Bush.

Elves
Yes, those of us who work magic!

We hang out in the reindeer.

Yo, there is a GPS here!

Who lost 40 years?

Santa Claus
Since you are glorified secretary, write!

Elves
DEEZ Nutz, and who gave birth!

Santa Claus
Christmas is coming town!

Moses
Since some Israelis BC liter, many opera

I talk directly to one of the D bit hard GO

Chisel in my hand, I give you a new commandizzle me.

Children you sit in the mall one adult male knee.

Pack up front, me, you win 10 times your fake

And go to the land of milk and Honies me.