User blog:Chespin the Great/The Funeral for the Sloth Pope

FIRST, THE BAD NEWS
Hello, fellow Wikiers. This is Jayhawks4ever. I have made this new blog post for some sad news. Meatholl's best friend, the Sloth Pope, has died. Upon his death, Meatholl switched his avatar to a dog wearing a Mickey Mouse hat or something. All I know is that Meatholl, me and a ton of other users are likely depressed to hear this horrible news.



The cause of death is unknown. THe body was found near a road, but nothing suggests he was hit by a car. The Sloth Pope retired 38 days ago. The position of his hand suggests that he was holding a bottle of vodka or some other form of alcohol. The undercarriage shows no sign of a wound, so murder (unless by way of poisoning) is unlikely. The Sloth Pope had bizarre policies, so he was faced with adversity. Here are some examples:

POLICIES

 * Everyone in Animalia was required to sleep in a tree
 * All jobs were eliminated because he felt they were unnecessary
 * Meat was banned because of his opposition to predators (Ironic he was friends with MEATholl)
 * Everyone had to donate their money to him because he wanted to remain lazy

FINAL WORDS
So, if you have any final words to say to our dear friend Sloth Pope, please mention them in the comments below. Here are mine:

Sloth Pope, you were awesome.

Jayhawks4ever (talk) 14:50, April 21, 2013 (UTC)

So, that's it. Our friend will be dearly missed.