Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 31/@comment-176.252.241.206-20130323095749

Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper

Cooper: Im a master at science, your a cowerdly prick

And the periodic table aint as long as my dick

I can measure newtrons better than mister isaac newton

Coz I'm world wide famous and I'm shameless like you never was

That apple must have hurt, want me to kiss better?

Well fuck you dude I won't cos Im busy spittin letters

Light can travel round the Earth once in over 6 seconds

But it'll take less than that for me to beat your arse senseless!

Newton: Is that all you got? You and all your friends are for a laugh

I'll blast your freakin head with a splash of my metroid bath

Oh my god thres flows show that your ho bro your low

I could prove your theories wrong just with my right elbow

Gravitational potential the theory must be essential

and Im not taking shit from big fore headed dangs

You say the universe started with a big bang thats true

But so will the end of your life and your wimpy little crew!

Cooper: Quantim physics phically fixing up my style I'm so high

I can see it all in your eys your about to cry and whine

You lived in a dirty shack on a farm full of pigs

You idiotic scumbag why not wanna take off that wig?

So don't waste your time, try to rhyme and spit no more shit

This my last line your entire family generation were never proobably worth it!

PAUSE

Newton: How dare you little ball sack? Thats an insult and crime

You even offended the laws gravity and the history of time

Just leave the world alone your show really does kill science

The applience of my mind will never ever go down on the world

I'm the greatest who lived with a good heart inside ribs

Oh you don't study biology do you much? You twig

Grow some balls douchebag and do me one big freakin favour

Kiss my hairy arse and tell me whats the flavour?!