Stan Lee

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC!"

- Stan Lee

Stan Lee battled Jim Henson, Kermit the Frog, and Walt Disney in Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper
Stan Lee was born on December 28th, 1922. He is an American comic book writer, editor, publisher, media producer, television host, actor, and former president and chairman of Marvel Comics. In collaboration with several artists, including Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko, he co-created Spider-Man, the Incredible Hulk, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Thor, the X-Men, the Avengers and many other fictional characters, introducing complex, naturalistic characters and a thoroughly shared universe into superhero comic books. In addition, he headed the first major successful challenge to the industry's censorship organization, the Comics Code Authority, and forced it to reform its policies. Lee subsequently led the expansion of Marvel Comics from a small division of a publishing house to a large multimedia corporation. He was inducted into the comic book industry's Will Eisner Award Hall of Fame in 1994 and the Jack Kirby Hall of Fame in 1995. Lee received a National Medal of Arts in 2008.

Verse 1:
Greetings, heroes! Stan Lee's here to battle!

It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles!

I'm just your friendly, neighborhood writer man, with a secret identity of a super MC

Whose raps are as dark as my shades; leave you squealing like "MEMEMEMEME!"

You're in trouble now, Jimmy, you dirty old hippie!

Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy!

Heck, that face on your neck ain't sexy!

You're one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis!

Step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked!

Your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis!

I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code,

So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road!

Verse 2:
Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine! (THWIP!)

That was a low blow. He did his own Thing, and now you've made it clobbering time! (SPLONK!)

Oh, you taught children to count and spell,

Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder than you flopped on SNL!

I'm telling you, Henson! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! I'm a marvel of a party pooper!

I'll snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper!

I'm sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can't control my rage.

Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age,

But the truth is, I miss ya. You were gone too soon.

You were like watching a beautiful sunset…at noon.

Scrapped lyrics
You knew your game with the ladies wasn't so super

So you made a bunch of puppets and felt up some Boobers

You know you game with the ladies was as tiny as a Doozer

So you made a bunch of puppets and felt up some Boobers

Trivia

 * At the age of 92, Stan Lee is the oldest living non-fictional character to appear in ERB.