User blog:Dark Cyan/Cyan's Rap Battles 4: Nick the Greek vs. Yugi Moto

(This was the last battle I posted in October 2013. One year later, I would write the last rap battle I've ever written thus far. This was also the first battle I ever wrote with a real person in it. I was going to wait another day before posting this, but pretty much nobody saw my last one, so I can probably get away with posting it now, right? Anyway, enjoy!)

Nick The Greek vs. Yugi Moto!

Nick: I’m Nick ‘The Greek’ Dandolos. Master of game theory.

Also the Founding Father of the Poker World Series.

Royal Flush, two pairs, high card; Queen of Hearts.

I’ll break the bank in Blackjack and I’m the Black Bart of Baccarat.

But I don’t care about the money. Gambling is an art.

Yugi, you’re a small fish. I’m a card shark.

83 years of practice. You just can’t keep up with my dexterity,

And when I’ve won this match I’ll donate your life points to charity.

Yugi: So you’re Greek? I have the spirit of a Pharaoh from Ancient Egypt.

You’re weak. I’ll beat you senseless like Johnny Moss did.

When I’m through, you’ll have to leave Montreal and live in Skid Row.

That’s not an Ace flipped down in your hand, it’s a Little Kuriboh!

My God Cards will drain you of your chips like it’s a stick-up.

Throwing my whole deck at you like it’s 52 pick up!

You’re two million down, but my life points are fine.

Now charity’s graceful, but I’ve saved the world several times.

Nick: You mind crush your opponents? That’s just not playing fair.

I’m one of the only famous gamblers who never cheated.

I beat odds that make less sense than your hair.

I’m just gonna keep on playing till you’re completely depleted.

This whole casino will watch as I smash this hustler,

Until the last thing he can bet is his Millennium Puzzle.

Without that, you’re just a kid who lives with his grandpa in a game shop.

I’m a bigger legend than you’ll ever be, full stop.

Yugi: Let me explain the rules of this popular card craze,

Lest you do something as cowboy as sticking on your draw phase!

Actually, screw it. Here’s the rule book. Go stick your head in.

If you can’t handle my game, go play dice with Duke Devlin.

You may have been big once but now you’re the small fish.

Playing $5 limit, but “Hey, it’s action, isn’t it?”

You gambled until you died broke, owning nothing but your name.

You’re a casino rat from Crete. I’m the undisputed King of Games!

WHO WON? Nick the Greek Yugi Moto