User blog:Valaybleatbleatlay2/Valay batles reborn.Gilardi vs Kricfalusi

 MAX G

 Hello, dork, I`m glad you`ve visited me!

 I admit that you`re good, but not too good to stay on TV.

 I`m the best internet artist, I’m MAX G!

 I was blowing up bronies while creating an interesting plot!

 Your main business is making a vile absurd series rated PG.

 Your producers thought it was not a kids’ show but a dirty spot!

 And so they kicked you out from your own show!

 But in 2002 on Spike TV you finally had a go…

 Though with full freedom your creativity sucks

 As those Nickelodeon`s green ducks.

  I`m powerful as a mighty mouse!

 I`m awesome as my friends animators,(Piemation`s and TheOdd1sOut`s cameo)

  My cartoons’re more brutal than “Ripping Brothers”!

 But enough of praising myself, it was done by my commentators!

 JOHN K

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, I saw your commentators and their commentaries.

<p class="MsoNormal"> With their opinion I totally disagree.

<p class="MsoNormal"> And, man, second most popular comment under your videos is

<p class="MsoNormal"> ‘‘Man, I want to fuck your TV!’’

<p class="MsoNormal"> I`m not proud of your art, it is just aggressive and weird chirrup.

<p class="MsoNormal"> As bad as Hungarian pörkölt with added Canadian maple syrup!

<p class="MsoNormal"> You`re fat and you`re bald and you’re ugly, anyone can tell!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Could you just stop moving pictures and kill yourself?

<p class="MsoNormal"> But with the help of false varicose veins (keep in mind it, guys!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> You can become less terrible in my eyes!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your cartoons have as much sense as “Wolfpuncher” -

<p class="MsoNormal"> All good ideas were destroyed by chopping and munching!

<p class="MsoNormal"> MAX G

<p class="MsoNormal"> Well, at least, I do my stuff with my own hands

<p class="MsoNormal"> And don`t get kicks from assholes at the top!

<p class="MsoNormal"> At every step I didn`t receive bans!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">He didn`t wade through the Saturday morning cartoo… Stop!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Goofball, bastard! What are you doing here? There is no need to assist!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But I`ll make this battle better! Now there`s an unexpected plot twist!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Get out of here, you`ve messed up Brain Dumb, don`t ruin this battle at least!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Why all my cartoon characters got me pissed?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Come on, let`s do it together, I`ve brought a box of chocolate cereals!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don`t need neither your help nor tasty chocolate materials!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But it`s “Gramma Brownie`s chocolate chunker wunker bunkers”!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I don`t want your “Gramma Brownie`s chocolate chunker wunker bunkers!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#365F91;mso-themecolor:accent1;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Did you just start saying “Gramma Brownie`s chocolate chunker..?”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Once again please FUCK OFF! Will you ever disappear, black-eyed monkey?

<p class="MsoNormal"> JOHN K

<p class="MsoNormal"> I see you have a holdup.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Now this yukky ghost is messing up!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Okey, never mind. Guys, fuck them up!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Ren and Stimpy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Ooh!.. Ren, what`s this? I`m excited and intrigued!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Me too! Let`s roast this ugly animator, he is already fatigued!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The red one said he hates your shows. He enjoys products which are half finished.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Your life will become as dark as Jerrie`s and his son`s – grey and greenish!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Our creator is wrong, even false veins can`t fix you, prick.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Founder of the website “hotdiggedydemon” can suck hot demon`s dick!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We were in the depths of outer space and died several times.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You really think you can defeat us with rhymes?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#4A442A;mso-themecolor:background2;mso-themeshade:64;mso-ansi-language: EN-US">LOG is better than you! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191; mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> Even this piece of wood for children is not that bad!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m the evil one and my friend is an idiot. Stay out of our shed!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m gonna kick your ass, this will be a good example for all! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#948A54;mso-themecolor: background2;mso-themeshade:128;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; color:#E36C0A;mso-themecolor:accent6;mso-themeshade:191;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I`m gonna hitcha! And you`re gonna fall…