User blog:TheRobinWilliams/Salvador Dali vs. Andy Warhol

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SALVADOR DALI!

VS!

ANDY WARHOL!

BEGIN!

Andy Warhol:

I'm the father of Pop Art

and I'mma toast you like a Pop Tart

Because when you step up to me,

I'mma snap you like it's photography!

I may be a Pop Culture Nerd,

But, This'll be the second time you get burned.

When you found out Gala ended her Persistance of Memory,

You tried to end your agony by killing yourself dramatically.

Salvador Dali:

People come to my grave to leave beautiful candles

People leave you soup cans from that shit called Campbell's!

I used paint and a real canvas

You used a mother fucking printing press!

Someone tried to shoot you,

While I got compliments from Sigmund Freud.

Andy Warhol:

At least I don't have a mustache that's that crazy,

I think it's crazier than Friedrich Nietzsche's!

I made Films, Music, Books and Print

I don't make that shit you call surrealist.

Salvador Dali:

When people found out that you were openly gay

Actors found out that you were easier to portray.

Now, don't be a Hader on pictures made by me,

Because your life could've ended like Men in Black 3.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!