User blog:Joeaikman/Fourth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 1 - Gliscor Fan vs Joeaikman

Welcome one and all to another matchup of the 4th annual wiki tourney. Most people are touting this as a close, intense matchup between two of the wikis most argumentative users. It's Pokemon fan, User:Gliscor Fan versus British communist User:Joeaikman in a real life, internet based rivalry matchup. Let's a-go!

Glisc
Like Caps Lock on my laptop, I already have you beat

Your incessant obsession with women leaves you more unpleasant than Meat! Look at me, kid, I got smarter arguments under my belt Your rants range from “america sux” to “move this topic somewhere else”! You’re majoring in British Politics, meaning you’re terrible at lying It’s no wonder half the wiki fiction starts off with you dying You mistook Cleopatra for a Goddess, that’s when you made your choice No one would want to fight a man who’s in love with his own voice!

Joe
A commie versus an American, it'll end a rap rehash of Vietnam

Just be calm or I'll harm, leave a feg dead and embalmed

I suggest you Go Go get out of here before I flow, yo

Can you hope to own Joe? Short answer, I say no!

It would take a Lyrical Miracle for you to spit against a Brit

Who has almost as many badge points as you do edits

I find your infatuation over Fanmade rappers quite perverse

I'll kick your winning chances to The Other Side of the Fictional Universe

Glisc
I’d ask if your rhymes are better, but everyone would say ‘no’. Your disses are as good as the staff are mindless drones! Joe, you said you’d leave the wiki, so you better do it quick and apologize to your girlfriend for sucking your own dick!

Joe
Let me Quick Attack this drab hack, cut him no slack

Hit him back, here's a fact, you won't like me when I'm [[User blog:Gliscor Fan/WikiMAD: The Wiki Parodies MAD]

I'll make this Pokemon History, Yosh will get slogged

So please quit your whinging and GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG