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Epic rap battle of ETC

Mario

Vs

Link

Begin!

Mario: its me Mario here to kick your ass in this rap battle, link what a ridiculous name I been the hero since day one and to say that I mean you just a wannabe Finn, after this is over you will be a legend just like your game even Zelda think your a dick just like toon link

Link: you think your a better hero I've been saving princess first while u been plumbing and people seeing a buttcrack, your movie sucked like your games did your brother had been better of a hero , your the worst of Nintendo and even sonic the. Hedgehog got bigger balls than u

Mario: now hold on your own enemys a pig and you r more of a pig than ganondorf, I'll use a mushroom to stomp u like I'm in this rap battle , I got flower power bitch I'll get a bob-omb and blow u out you can't beat my flow while Zelda gives me a blow job so don't fuck with the Mario bros

Zelda: shut up fatso I'll use my sword cut you down and your macho mustache, now u think I'm a legend well u just a myth you can't me with your cow weight u step in the wrong place you think peach is here  and thanks Mario but Our princess is in another castle like toad told you

Who won who's next u decide

On epic rap battle  logo goes in a pipe

Epic rap battle of ETC