User blog:PixelNova/Donald Trump VS Jay Gatsby

Okay so uh, hi, I'm alive, isn't that epic? Listen, I know it's been like 5 months since my last battle, but there's been a lot of personal stuff going on in my life, and I haven't finished any battles, so, in honor of my birthday, here's this. Thumbnail by Aaron Peters.

Lyrics:

Trump:

First, I’d like to thank the American people, for helping with this Crisis

But now I have to waste my time battling the founder of ISIS

I've entered this debate and didn't know what the hell I was thinking

This World Wrestling Entertainer will get this through your head like Lincoln

Your raps ain't worth a small loan, I'll criminalize this alcoholic

His chance at pushing Daisies would have to take up half of his profit

The Art of the Deal is that your fancy home will be Trump Towered

Titanic sunk, like how long it took your actor to get an Oscar

Jay Gatsby:

Before I crack you like an egg, I must ask, how you doing old sport?

Time to get bested CNN 10-fold, since you and Kanye are coming up short

Take the piss out my verse just like it's your Walk of Fame

Too bad your Twitter can't save you from this verbal exchange

I Roar into the scenes, with more than 20 stacks under my register

This sex offender grabs attention of Craigslist sellers

I'll raise up my glass, while your shriveled hands are filled with fear

I guess with your “trans”gression, people are waiting for 2 years

Trump:

'''Thanks Jay, Very Cool. But just like most of my tweets, your verse was sad!'''

I’ll just sue you if you point out my flaws, and deport you like mexicans, Bad!

I am the expert of rap, while you’re getting care awayed!

I'll leave this fray, with several gunshots from a mile away

Jay Gatsby:

'''You’re the male version of the queen. But unlike her you won’t come back,'''

The Russians made you win, and now Orange is the new Black!

'''Trumpelstiltskin! This greedy bitch can turn everything he wants into gold! '''

'''Jeez! And with all your divorces, you’ll always be the one home alone!'''

*brick wall falls down*