User blog:Captain Warrior/Hide and Seek - The CW and A6 Show. Episode 3

Ohai der, didn't notice you were staring at me, creep. But anyways, I finally made the third episode of my sitcom. Enjoy!

Cast
CW as himself

A6 as himself

Phil as the dog

Script
CW:

I'm bored.

A6:

Yeah, I know. Now shut up and do something.

CW:

Wow, you don't have to be an asshole.

A6:

Dude, even Phil knows that you're bored, and he's a dog.

Phil:

Woof woof.

CW:

Do you want to play a game of Hide and Seek?

A6:

With you?

CW:

No, with Santa Claus. Yes with you.

A6:

Hell no, I'm not going to play a game that's for little kids with you.

CW:

Come on, A6, I know you want to.

A6:

No, I don't.

CW:

Yes, you do.

A6:

No, I don't.

CW:

Yes, you do.

A6:

No, I don't.

CW:

Yes, you do.

A6:

Ugh, fine. I'll play, but for one round only.

CW:

Aww yes! I'll be the hider.

A6:

This'll be easy as pie.


 * CW goes and hides in a closet*

A6:

Okay, ready or not, here I come!


 * A6 goes to the bathroom to look for CW, and finds out that CW isn't there*

A6:

I found yo-dammit. Where the Hell could he be? Hmm, ooh I got it: the basement.


 * A6 goes to the basement and finds out that CW isn't there*

A6:

Alright CW, I got you this ti-son of a bitch. Hmm, I got it: the garage.


 * A6 goes to the garage and finds out that CW isn't there*

A6:

Okay CW, I know you're here. Don't bullshit me, you bastar-goddammit. I hate that I'm saying this, but I give up.


 * A6 goes back upstairs*

A6:


 * shivers* Man, I'm cold. Where is my blanket? Oh yeah, I put it in the closet, just in case CW doesn't touch it.


 * A6 goes to the closet and opens it, and sees CW is in it using A6's blanket.*

CW:


 * screams because he was startled*

A6:


 * screams because he didn't expect to see CW in the closet*

CW:

It's about time you found me.

A6:

Why the Hell are you using my blanket? It's mine.

CW:

Because I was really cold, so I saw the blanket and used it.

A6:

I told you, you should've bought your own blanket while we were at the store.

CW:

Here, you can have it back.

A6:

Keep it.

CW:

Why? It's yours.

A6:

Because you touched it, that's why. I don't want CW germs.

CW:

Just wash it then.

A6:

I would, but I'm too lazy to wash it.


 * CW and A6 go back upstairs*

A6:

Well, I am never playing hide and seek again.

CW:

You have to admit, I'm the best hider.

A6:

Yeah no, I'm not admitting that.

CW:

Do it.

A6:

No.

CW:

Yes.

A6:

No.

CW:

Yes.

A6:

No.

CW:

Yes.

A6:


 * sigh* Fine. You're the best hider ever.

CW:

I know I am.

A6:

I hate you.