User blog:J1coupe/The Marked One vs. The Courier Six. Epic Rap Battles of Video Games.



Welcome to my fourth Epic Rap Battles of Video Games! Yes, I know, I uploaded third one few days ago, but the weekends came, so what the hell.

In this battle, the protagonist of Fallout: New Vegas The Courier Six go against The Marked One, the hero of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series, with little bit of their friends' help to see who is the better man in the post-apocalyptic world. As always, enjoy, and I welcome your feedback! (P.S. For Courier, I couldn't find the decent pic so I replaced him with NCR Ranger, which is in the main screen of F:NV.)

BeatEPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES.

THE MARKED ONE.

VS.

THE COURIER SIX!

BEGIN! (Courier : Start at 0:21, ends at 0:42)

The Courier Six:

Time to end this battle as quickly as it started,

America is here to destroy Russia, ready to be out-smarted!

Almost dead, lost memories, ain't that a clicheic recipe?

I'll blow you with rhymes, it'll be the heist of the centuries.

Your scavinging friends are no comparison to NCR

Even Follower of Apocalypse can beat you, not a single scar

Fuck you and your wish granter, I got Big MT on my side

Your chance for victory is long gone, when C-consciousness died.

(Strelok : Start at 0:42, ends at 1:02)

The Marked One:

You know-nothing idiot, ZONE is in Ukraine

I see it was a complete mess when they replaced your brain.

You think your situation is bad, I mean look at the Strip

I'll shoot you like Benny, so where's my Platinum Chip?

Pripyat will show pussys like you the true Apocalypse

Shadow of Chernobyl is over you, creating eclipse

Let this be your final battle, in the Great Divide

Siding with the Legion or not, that I will Decide.

(Courier : Start at 1:02, ends at 1:23)

The Courier Six:

Oh my, the Pip-Boy says that you have zero S.P.E.C.I.A.L.s

unlike what I did to Lanius, this time wouldn't be so Gentle!

You look like a result of Deathclaw fuckin' Super Mutant

How 'bout stop stealing Valve's texture and gettin' variant

We will take the lead of RPG games, like me in Hoover Dam

Unlike you dipshits, who's fucking sequal was just a scam!

Now Lemme introduce you to my Friend, all the way from the East

Come on Lone Wanderer, Let's beat 'em and go have some feast.

(Wanderer : Start at 1:23, ends at 1:44)

The Lone Wanderer:

The Messiah of the Capital Wasteland from the Vault 101

Here to diss this brain scorcher, with brilliant pun!

After your death, I will sing the Dirge for the planet

The horror like the Dunwich, let's see if you can stand it

I'll crush you, so try to act like one of the bravest

Since in the end you would turn sickly, like that Red Forest

If you make it alive today, you should go back to granges

But just remember one thing: War, War never changes.

(Strelok : Start at 1:44, ends at 2:05)

The Marked One:

This is the beginning of the Second Operation Fairway

Sending in rhyme Spetsnaz to clear out this pathway

Here comes the most badass Stalker you've ever seen

Strelok, killing thousands without causing a scene

You think I would be scared because it's Two-on-one?

Like the Monoliths, I step in, and poof, both of you are gone

But I'm not the only one in the post-apocalyptic Soviet

Here's Artyom from the Metro, a hard-on patriot!

(Artyom : Start at 2:05, ends at 2:25)

Arytom:

Don't tread the bear, you fucking bald eagle bastards

Like what I've done to Fourth Reich, ready to be flustered

Unlike your hope-filled, wish-fulfilled happy world

Ours are real Post-Apocalypse, every hope hurled.

I'm so badass I refuse every aid given to the humanity

I extincted the whole fucking race that was trying to help me!

So don't you dare say that you're in a tough situation

Because to us, your world is more of a lovely salvation.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

(Nuclear Explosion)

RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

WHO WON? The Courier Six & Lone Wanderer The Marked One & Arytom