User blog:GravityMan/Freestyle Chat Battles: Dog vs Water

GravityMan as Dog

JaphethMario as Water  Dog:
 * Dog:
 * Yo it's the Dog hounding on this liquid
 * Bitch read a book, you're far from solid
 * But don't worry I spit it cold, so you'll be frozen
 * This Dogg is a better emcee than Moses
 * My rhymes are sharper than the jaw they're flying from!
 * Go evaporate away cause I'm brighter than the sun!
 * Water:
 * You’re rhymes are not sick, it’s just bad likes smelling butts in public
 * You’re a son of a bitch, doing your mom with your furry dick?
 * I’ll kill ya, I’ll fry ya and I’m gonna eat ya
 * And no one gonna stop me from killing you, not even PETA
 * Stop chasing pussy, you dumbass dog
 * You’re more terrible than Sonic the Hedgehog
 * You’re more terrible than Sonic the Hedgehog

  Water:
 * Speaking of Moses and moms, I parted your mother's thighs I used you to wash off her sweat, then went back inside
 * I got a meaty dog sausage, you're a molecule, a joke In nine months you'll know that I made her Water broke
 * I'll drop your ass harder as if you're coming down as rain
 * I spit rabies on the mic bitch, my flow's insane


 * Without me, stupid dog, you cannot take piss
 * Can you and mailman can take a peace
 * You’ll get drowned easily, prepare to get shiprekt
 * You’ll lose me in a card challage like the painting of dog and deck
 * If you swim to me, prepare to get Tentacle Porned
 * Cuz I’m the squid in this battle, prpeare to get owned
 * Dog:
 * Why do you keep giving me waves while you're getting bit? As soon as I opened my mouth, you know you're getting licked
 * And yeah you're in my piss, I shot you out my dick!
 * How pathetic is that, you're technically my kid!
 * So call me your daddy you fuck, jesus you're even in my slobber!
 * Pussies fear me, I'm rocking their ten knockers
 * Water:
 * I rule the 7 seas bitch, you only drool
 * You’re fur created furry convention and your tongue on Miley Cyrus
 * Your rhymes stinks than a school of fish
 * I’ll go to Asia, and put in my dish
 * *put you
 * 101 asses need to be kicked, so I think you’re in my spot
 * Dogs inspired crappy memes, and that’s saying a lot
 * 101 asses need to be kicked, so I think you’re in my spot
 * Dogs inspired crappy memes, and that’s saying a lot

Who Won? Dog Water