User blog:Iamthelegion/Edward Cullen vs Harry Potter

Ye so this did wind up happening.

Look at TKave's battle it's amazing (tho Scout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tracer tbh).

Today we have Teenage dayDreams Harry Potter of the Harry Potter franchise against Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise. I'm not on my own computer which is being an ech so even though I do have title cards and a cover they aren't in this yet Imma get 'em out later possibly maybe.

Like with 'Scream vs Vader I do have rap battle meanings lying around somewhere and I wrote this along with like a million other battles on my cruise.

Thanks to Mat4yo for giving me the idea, to InfiniteSource for getting referenced once and ripped off twice, and to my mother for giving me a saying that was the basis of part of a line.

The Battle:
Edward Cullen:

This kid's two bricks gone amiss if he thinks magicks

And little sticks means shit in this tryst evinced to diss

Chicks don't dig the hicks that Brits pass for kings

Taking hits in shitty flicks and ending in a Quid-ditch

You'll be left to attest after your hex's been wrecked

That the best doesn't rest to take school tests!

The stakes are high and your only wood's between your legs

You've got a half-blood Blade, who the hell is next?

Harry Potter:

Nice try from Bat-Mite over here but I'm magical

Four houses combined and I'm a pale man's radical

So this'll be like a re-run of incinerating snakeface

You're even a Death Eater with your breakneck brace

I'm obliterating trolls while you're giving hickeys

And I've got the Apparition get past you quickly

Your outlook's going black faster than your iris

So let's see what a teen's life looks like lifeless

Edward Cullen:

You don't want to unleash the monster! What am I?

I'm a diamond-hard, bloodthirsty creature of the night

I was just Breaking Dawn when you were in your Twilight

And you were straight up Eclipsed by an indie film's design

As the New Moon creeps slowly into this dark night sky

I think it's pretty clear that no-one will leave alive

Harry Potter:

Sentimental drivel, just like your positive reviews

Look at what your Pattin, son, Swanschlongs in view

My rhymes may as well be an Excrucio with this effect

Because the Longbottomed prick's left without parents

Drop a Bombarda Maxima, let's see what I've been Cullen

An Olympic clan of leeches getting lamer by the dozen.

Outro:
Who won? Harry Potter (Harry Potter) Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Hint:

It's like having a pasta contest, with Italy. Such fine slicing.