User blog:BreZ/BZRB 8: Sub-Zero VS Elsa

BZRB time again. Tomorrow Once Upon A Time is airing again (yay). The start of Season 4 will be in the theme of Frozen, so here is my Elsa VS Sub-Zero battle. I would like to thank all those who helped me with this battle. I will credit you with the verse you have written.

Announcer
BREZ RAP BATTLEZ!

ELSA!

VS!

SUB-ZERO!

BEGIN!

Elsa (written by me)
First things first, allow me to be the one that breaks the ice.

You think you can take my throne, that makes it a throne of lies.

I’ll make conceal you in a coffin, make sure you no longer feel.

I’m the Queen of Arrendale, you better get down and kneel.

Try and assassinate me and you will hang.

This is the last time anyone plays as you Kuai Liang.

You’re just like your brother, a total Noob.

Kristoff needs a new sale so I’ll turn you into cubes.

Your skills are subpar, I suggest you take a different subject.

The cold never bothered me, you won’t have any effect.

I’m an emcee Queen and you’ll never take my crown.

My burns are so hot, they will make you meltdown.

Sub-Zero (written by Shark and me)
You want to test your might? This will be your last fight.

Not a Disney knight, so I’ll smite this second rate Snow White.

I’m an unbreakable cryomancer grandmaster.

Your story won’t end with an happily ever after.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I’ll hold you over the mountainside by your spine and then I’ll Let it go.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Proceed by having Anna get down on her knees before I’ll let her blow.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">You were cursed with both ice powers and an incredibly bad flow.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Beat you up so cruel, they call it an animality, you cry so much it’s like a babality.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Your parents died? What a tragedy, I’ll reunite this family by ending you and your sis savagely.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">No one will thaw you when I freeze both you and your sisters hearts, so have an ice day… FATALITY!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Tonight this Queen of Arrendale is going to hail.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I will prevail against this failed version of a fairy tale.

Gray Fullbuster (written by MetalFire)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Hold on let the OG Ice maker wizard crush these phony's

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Sub-Zero you'll always be in your bros shadow and my magic is your fatality

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">For the first time in forever I get to make my guild proud in this fight

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Yo Elsa you're a failure of a queen and I'd rather face Snow White

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I'm an S Class worthy boss with rhymes colder then the ice of Deliora

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">If I can defeat Lyron and Racer then I can beat the both of ya

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Awww is Elsa having family issues? Girl you need to Let It Go

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">   Hey Kuai Liang after seeing you I know why you're called Sub-Zero

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">After you see an Ice Spear you'll fear this ice cold MOFO

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Not even an Ice Blast could compare to my freezing flow

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Guess your minds really are Frozen since in rapping you're a fail

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">When you mess with a guild member, your life will be a Fairy Tail?

Frozone (written by Shark)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:NL">Yo, my name's Frozone, and I'm kicking it Frozen

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">In a moment, I'm about to prove which cold-man's most potent

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">You know my powers are cold, but my style's way hotter

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">I'm more powerful than y'all with just a sip of water!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">But now they put me up against a witch, a prick, and a nude?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">I could beat these three freaks without my super suit!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">You're an ice cold bitch, and you're just a worthless Zero.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">Does this sorcerer’s apprentice think he can beat this superhero?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:17.85pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">While I'm playing cool, chilling and ignoring these bimbos

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">You all are going down just like your name is Syndrome

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">I'm a supe that's most reputable, your defeat is inevitable

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt;line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-language:NL">I'm like a better Iceman that is upmost Incredible

Ice Man (written by Flare)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Woah now, hold it, better? I really think you meant discount, Frozone

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Ain't no special snowflake when your only difference to me is your skin tone

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">When I grab the mic, it ain't my fault if I frostbite the hand that feeds

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Cause my rhymes are Marvelous, gonna be dissin Disney's bitches so sharp they'll bleed

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I'm talking to you, Elsy, you reject, go puck yourself like this was ice hockey

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Imma leave you like Olaf: your head unattached to your body

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Now I might be Omega-class, but I'm the Alpha male here, buddy,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Cause you ain't got no spine, Zero, that's why you rip off others, you see

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">And Gray here's just Full of himself, a Buster, strippin' around while the only,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">pole he works on is his own, Ur delirious if you think you'll beat me

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">The heat is on when this fly cryo hero leaves these guys cryin', oh!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">This battle's done, all you uncool kids have been X'd out, yo!?

Jack Frost (written by Phil)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Let me set the fine line that'll send chills down your spine.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">There's no time to resist, this battle is mine!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Because for the first time in forever I can come have some fun.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">But my verse will hunt you like the Boogeyman, so go ahead and run.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">You’re more of a goner than Olav in Summer against this stone cold stunner.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">The verses from the so called heroes are all Sub-Zeroes, all Fixer Uppers.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I Guard the wellness of mortal beings, I'm not a Snow Queen.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I cover the world in Frost, from every lake to every Pine tree!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Learn to Let it Go, as you take another blow,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">I'll never slow my flow, feel the temp? So low!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">And it is with all might, that I set the Seasons right,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">so fight, just don't be surprised when the Frost-bites!

Mr. Freeze (written by Batman3095)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal">All you mothericechunkas out there better get ready to FREEZE

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">For a Queen, Elsa is doing a lot of time on her knees, like a sleaze.

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Try to rap against the true Ice Man, please!

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Like you even can, I’m beating you all with ease.

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I wonder if there is anyone Elsa that's actually good to go against me

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The DLC pack for Injustice was a hack from some crazy guy high on sushi (wait what?)

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">My style so hot but yet my style is so cold, I make you turn back away from the real OG, Treat you like Kyle, the Jew.

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Mr. Freeze, true emcee from DC Comics, Froze the Batman, what the fuck can you do?

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I turn Frozone to Nick Fury, cause my rhymes put Rogers back in a chuck on ice.

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Gray is just a anime JB rip-off, and that’s still trying to be nice!

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Batman & Robin makes Frozen look like shit, that's pretty sad

<p style="margin-left:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You can't get a guy, Elsa, you need to let it go, I bet you all feel pretty beaten, go ahead, admit it, I'll be glad!

Ice King (written by me)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Welcome to the Ice Kingdom, I won’t be a “Nice King”.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">You think you’re the best, well I’m the Ice KING.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">But you’ll still not be able to handle the heat that I bring.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Spit poisonous rhymes like a Scorpion sting.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">You are certainly not hot, you’re the ugliest bunch of people I’ve ever seen.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Except for you Elsa, you may marry me and become my Ice Queen.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">All you other has-beens, your in-between beans will be chopped.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Since you already fight like you’ve all been gender-swapped.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">There’s a bigger chance I give the crown to Gunter.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Than that I lose to you, today I’m dressing up as an MC hunter.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">Simon says it’s clear I win and we’re done here.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:18.0pt">And I’ll see all of you in the Nightosphere.

The announcer
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE! Elsa Sub-Zero Gray Fullbuster Frozone Ice-Man Jack Frost Mr. Freeze The Ice King