User blog:Iamthelegion/Captain America vs Big Brother - Marvelous Rap Battles Premiere

God bless America! Two plus two equals five! Today, in the premiere of Legion's new series, Marvelous Rap Battles, we have a suggestion from a little fishy I like to call Raisin' Bran, one of my favourite Big Brother ideas. It pits the First Avenger and soldier out of time, Captain America, against the Glorious Leader of Oceania, Big Brother, to see who is the more powerful face and symbol of consolidated American power, in a battle between the Communist Ingsoc and capitalist modern America. Also both came from World War II to the future, cuz Cap got freezedried and BB was in 1984 in a book written way back when, but that's a technicality.

Special thanks to Sega for chiseling the battle, trust me, it would be nowhere near as good without his help picking out where I didn't rhyme.

Gravy train also looked at it but said nothing that was implemented.c

I have now talked enough to be below the cover, yay.

Intro:
Captain America



VERSUS!

BIG BROTHER!



BEGIN!

The Battle:
Captain America:

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light

He who so proudly they hailed as America's might?

As when Captain America throws his mighty shield

A tattered tyrant falls before the feet of Steve!

The other style of man out of time, got my fight on

Airstrip One is fading faster than my team with Iron

You butchered the innocent, loyalist and rebels, dead

I couldn't save them, but damn sure will they be avenged!

Big Brother:

And so we met again, trust me, I know your kind

In this war with Eastasia Bucky's on the front line

You fought the man behind the mask, destroyed Nazis

But I'm the mask behind the man, what you did not see

Keeping Secrets from the A-Team? Working Undercover?

No surprise that in time you became your own Big Brother

But no SHIELD could defend against the sword of propaganda

After all, patriotic Thoughts Police America!

Captain America:

Take that back, or it'll be a gas - mustard gas

Liberty's shores aren't fragile like coral glass

You're defined by hate! You recreated Red China!

I crushed the Mandarin, so it's time to HAIL HYDRA!

Captain America (HYDRA):

The cosmic cube will destroy a universal square

Pull the Red Skull from behind your grizzly stare

I've destroyed tanks, put down nations with a shield

War against the world is peace, but you're a third wheel

Dragging on our rights, it's slavery that's freedom

From your totalitarianism mockery of a loveless Eden

Shattered faith in you and took newspeak for a whirl

Demolished you just like Hitler's Brave New World.

Big Brother:

Empty threats and vain boasts, HYDRA standard fare

No surprise roid-rage fled into Zemo's care

Because he never beat Hitler and he skipped Stalin

And even against the Dagan Shah he's stuck to stalling

A weak man for a weak cause. Fight for your society

Gears same as the rest on which the world rests quietly

Men of Iron and Steel came up and couldn't phase ya?

Just like my allies need me to purge Eurasia.

Ignorance is Strength, and you, child, are mighty

If the orgasm died in your old age, it'd kill the impropriety

Led you to Civil War and getting gunned down by your lover.

But now Unlucky 13's struck out, boy? I love Big Brother!

Outro:


Who won? Captain America/Captain HYDRA Big Brother