User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 13 Jack Sparrow vs Marco Polo

In the earlier shelved battle, two ocean travellers battle eachother, pirate captain Jack Sparrow and Italian merchant Marco Polo

Nice Peter- Jack Sparrow

EpicLLOYD- Marco Polo (Lyrics by DexterMaximus )

MC Mr Napkins- Captain Barbossa

Alex Farnham- Will Turner (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MARCO POLO

VS

JACK SPARROW

BEGIN!

Jack Sparrow:
When I travelled through Tortuga,

I saw some awful sights.

Now I stumbled upon an Italian.

There goes my delight.

I'm the captain of the Black Pearl!

You kept your boat going in swirls.

Genoa captured your sorry ass

And kept you crying and harassed.

I have a crew of pirates and a special compass

And I've found the Fountain of Youth; a place never to be trespassed!

Marco Polo:
My name is Marco Polo,

I travelled the world then saw your movie,

And I admit that I hurled!

Fountain of Youth? Did you forget to use it?

You're getting old, Jack,  you're starting to lose it!

I'm an Italian legend, you're a fictional prick,

You went to Davy Jones locker and he sucked your dick

You have balls the size of a grain of sand,

But Marco Polo - in two ways - is rightly grand!

Jack Sparrow:
I'll send us back to 1323,

You can wait and die while I sail the seas,

I have a crew, bitch, and each one worships me,

I'll knock your sorry ass, don't bother to plea,

And I think you mean "Captain," Captain Jack Sparrow,

I can dodge fucking cannibals, each blasting arrows,

That Orlando guy doesn't have shit on all this!

Kids made your name into a game,

I'll take you to the redcoats, you can be dismissed.