User blog:CrimsonTuxedo24/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH FLASHFIGHT-Samis vs LabTux

(Setting: Mt.Wiki)

(Samis is climbing Mt.Wiki to get a diamond that can destroy ERB Wiki)

Samis: Almost...there....agh.

(Meanwhile, Crimson is meditating on the mountain, when he senses Samis on the mountain)

Crimson: .....He's here...

(Samis jumps up the mountain, relived)

Samis: Finally...it's ov..(sees LabTux)...AGHHHHH!

Crimson: I knew you were here...(pulls out kniferope)

Samis: So, it ends here...(pulls out the Sword of Lost Voices)

(Crimson lunges at Samis, only for Samis to block with a Doom-Shield)

Crimson: Ah...damnit.

(Samis bashes Crimson with the shield, knocking him down)

(Crimson tosses the kniferope around Samis's leg and tightens it, slicing off his foot)

Samis: AGHHH!

(Samis grabs Crimson and throws him down the mountain, causing Crimson to land on a rock, breaking his skull)

Crimson: Ah...agh...

(Samis jumps down and divekicks the downed Lab)

Samis: Ha! Now...(reattaches his leg)...DIE!

(Crimson gets up)

Crimson: Not...today...

(Crimson takes his bowtie taser and electrocutes Samis)

Crimson: Not...EVER!

(Crimson blasts steam at Samis from his wrist steam shooter)

Samis: AH!

(Samis tries to punch Crimson, only for him to dodge the punch)

(Lab pulls out his duel katanas with PPK handles)

(Samis pulls out his Lego Mech)

Crimson: You can give up now...or fight!

Samis: Bitch...plz.

(Samis fires the duel machine guns, only for Crimson to slice and dice them with his katanas)

Samis: Damnit...SWITCH VOICE COMMANDS!

(Crimson pulls out his buzzsaw bombs)

Samis: EQUIP SHIELD, FIRE HEAT SEEKING MISSLES!

(Samis fires missles at Crimson, only for him to fire flares up in the sky)

Samis: DAMNIT, CRIMSON, I'LL EJECT YOU FROM THIS WORLD IF IT'S THE LAST THING I'LL D...(Ejected from mech)

(Samis lands on a stone)

Samis: Agh! Okay...mercy...I give up...(spews blood and crawls away)

(Crimson grabs Samis by the neck and pulls out his dubstep gun)

Crimson: Not done with you....

(Crimson blasts Samis with the dubstep gun)

Samis: AGH! MY EARS!

(Crimson proceeds to rip off Samis's clothes)

Samis: AH....NO!

(Crimson shoots Samis with his PPK, slices off his arms with the buzzsaw bombs, rapes him, makes him suck his dick, shoots his balls with his dick laser and finally, beats him like a pimp to his bottom bitch on Sunday)

Samis: (cries) Please, stop, IT HURTS!

Crimson: I enjoy your crying, Samuel, but for now...(collects his tears in a cup)...I'll kill you in a torturous way...

(Crimson makes him listen to Baby by Justin Bieber)

Samis: AGHHHHHHHHHH!

(Crimson then chops his head off slowly with a cooper wire, and ships his head to his parents, disables his YouTube account, kill his father, rape his mother, spit on his grave and ships his body to a rapist convention)