Kim Jong-il

Kim Jong-Il battled Hulk Hogan and Macho Man  in Epic Rap Battles of History 5 and was played by Timothy Delaghetto.

Information on Rapper
Kim Jong-Il(February 16, 1941-December 19, 2011) was the leader of North Korea. He was part of the Worker's party. He built up the North Korean army, and their supply of Nuclear Weapons. He was a dictator, as he greatly limited the rights of his country. He built up greater tension between North and South Korea, and the USA.

ERBOH Bio
I was born Yuri Irsenovich Kim and I was the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. I was the best, just ask anyone in North Korea, but nobody else. Everyone in North Korea thinks of me and my daddy as Gods and not just because we force them to in school! I was the coolest leader in the world, you could tell by my bouffant hairdo and women’s sunglasses and I did not like people making fun of me, like those South Park douchebags! I tried very hard to have their movie banned because I was WONDERFUL! Nobody is allowed to think anything else! That’s why I imprisoned American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling. Only people who think I am great are allowed in my country! I also kept my country on a a closed cyber network. No outside internet for North Korea! We don’t need outside knowledge of people saying I’m not handsome and smart and sexy! Recently, I died of a heart attack, or as the North Koreans said, I died of overwork dedicating my life to the people. Now, my son, Kim Jong Un, will rule North Korea with an iron fist and the people will be happy about it. HAPPY, hear me?! Because we have no problems! What famine? Twenty-two million people didn’t die from famine! One or two meals a day is plenty! We don’t need outside help! We’re perfect! Everyone here is perfect! That’s all you need to know!

Lyrics
Verse 1:

The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to IL,

Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill,

Your body looks like a spray tan banana,

With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana,

I’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair,

Bitch I’ll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair,

Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude,

You want beef? Eat this Korean barbeque!

Verse 2:
Beijing is in China, you blond asshole,

I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando,

North Korea, bitch, let me give you a tour,

By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!