User blog:JaphethMario/Goomba vs Koopa. Super Mario Rap Battles

Oi mates, Japheth here. And I welcome you to a brand new series, called Super Mario Rap Battles. by it's name alone, it's a rap battle series that features characters in the Mario universe. I actually have this idea a year ago, but for some reason writing this battle is hard. Yes, a 8-8-4-4 battle with two of the most iconic characters is hard to write, well I should be more accuarate, it's hard to find rhymes. But it's here, yeah.

But anyways, suggestions are welcome and it's not just charactes, it could be power-ups (ex. Fireflower vs Mushroom) and games (Super Mario Brothers 3 vs Super Mario World). But just as long it's in the Mario universe.



Welcome to the first installment of Super Mario Rap Battles. Today it features the fungus-based enemy,  Goomba, against the turtle-based enemy, Koopa, to see which of these common and iconic figures of the Bowser Army is the most threatening.





















Goomba Ve <span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">rse:
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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Been pwning off begineers since I was in the front line

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">You always hide back in your shell, you should be the next Shy-guy

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">When people think of the Koopa, they always forget about the Troopa

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">While I’m the most recognizable foe, this fungi will crash this Party poopa

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">You might be quicker than the hare, but you’ll be driven off to my tracks, man

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Beat you so hard that you’ll be reduced to a Mario Kart item

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">And don’t worry about jumping off the edge up ahead

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Cause after this battle I’ll turn your shell red

<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Koopa Verse:
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<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Holy Shiitake! An angry walking turd who thinks he can rock the mic

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">And just like your fangs, you’re all bark and but no bite

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Back when I was a Shellcreeper, I was hunting down brothers inside pipes

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">I<span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"Times New Roman"">’ m Bad to the Bones and so fly, that even you try to rip my style

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">A handicapped goon who literally can<span style="font-family:굴림;mso-ascii-font-family:"Times New Roman"">’ t hold a candle

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Only reason why you exist because Koopas are too hard to handle

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Easily to be stomped on, even in tower heights, I could beat em all

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%">Second Quest for this coming up, time to replace with someone better like Buzzy Beetle

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Goomba Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Oh, who killed our troops again? Time to use the bank to pay for your crimes

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Adding the death toll when you get kicked, and giving the fatass infinite lives

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">You’re a defect to the Koopa Troop, both in fighting skills and choosing sides

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Time to give you the boot, you’re an insult to your kind

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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Koopa Verse:
<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">Don’t forget that our species made you our bitch like a Chain Chomp

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">You try to walk in the plumber’s shoes, and you still can’t jump

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">I keep evolving to be a better minion, you’re always the same after the eighties

<p class="ParaAttribute0" style="line-height:130%"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:굴림">You can’t drop a verse, but you can surely drop babies

WHO WON Goomba Koopa