User blog:AwesomeGamer/EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY: RAINBOW DASH VS PIZZA



EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY! DASHING RAINBOW...

VS...

PIZZA! BEGIN!

Rainbow Dash:
I'm faster then pepperoni, so you're bound to lose!

Cuz I will sonic rainboom you, I mean c'mon, at least wear some shoes!

You're uglier than Pac-Man, and look like a smurf!

Get off my turf!

Pizza:
Lemme paint you a picture son,

I won.

So you need to call 911,

Or else you won't be having any fun.

Eat a bun!

Rainbow Dash:
Wow, was that your verse?

You didn't even rehearse!

You're worse than Loyg's nipples, and smell like Mario!

But I couldn't think of a rhyme!

Pizza:
I'll murder Molestia, then eat a mic,

Like a bike!

Mike!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHO CARES?

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!!!!!!!!