User blog:UnstableIsotope42/Isotope's Rap Battles Season 1 - Ulysses S. Grant vs Captain America



Welp, this is something... I like to make rap battles in my spare time, and I thought I'd share them! How this season will work is I will have 8 rap battles each half-season, with a small break until the final half-season of the season. I will also make One-Offs or Side Battles, little thoughts that I turned into rap battles and didn't really do any editing or revising. Here it is, two Civil War heroes fighting for America.

Captain America is written in blue

Ulysses S. Grant is written in red

Bucky is written in white

Please, a super soldier can beat any president.

I have increased speed, strength, and intelligence!

I won't miss you since I have perfect aim.

You're a fib, just like your middle name!

Ulysses, you're useless.

Battle me and leave toothless!

Trust me, I'm always ready to attack.

You hit me? I'll give double back!

Looks like Captain America's got a new issue:

"18th President Here To Diss You!"

I won the Civil War just in time for lunch.

With enough room left for Captain Crunch!

Seeing as we're war-heroes, I battle-rap Civilly.

Man to man, don't try any Infinity gimmickry!

As my dear Uncle Sam would say:

"I Want YOU To Get Out Of My Way!"

I'll fight without my shield, don't need no weapons.

I'll take down this peasant from Point Pleasant.

You'll be over quicker than a rush candle.

Your presidency was littered with scandal!

I won whole wars with the USA on my back.

I'm brave! and courageous! Rogers that!

Stronger than adamantium steel.

I'm at peak power, I'm basically ideal.

Mess with me an my army, you'll seal your fate.

Ending up the same way as the Confederate States.

I protected the U.S. Union, don't you see?

I'll corner like I did with Bobby E. Lee.

Man that ice you were in must've been pretty dense, since

It might have knocked out your common sense.

It also may have taken down your I.Q.

down 102, smaller than that Ant Dude!

Who Won? Captain America Ulysses S. Grant

Who's Next? Leave it in the comments!