Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock



Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock will be the fifty-first installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 4. It will feature science fiction and action film director Steven Spielberg, facing against suspense and horror film director Alfred Hitchcock. It will be released on December 15, 2014.

Cast
Nice Peter as Steven Spielberg

EpicLLOYD as Alfred Hitchcock

??? as Quentin Tarantino

??? as Stanley Kubrick

Steven Spielberg:
…bitches bask in my greatness

Alfred Hitchcock:
That was a close encounter of the turd kind

Mother won't be a pretty ending this time

Half your billions should go to John Williams

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

I'm the master, of suspense, so intense

No defense against Hitchcock once he presents

My score's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance

You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers

Come on, fish puppets and Muppets to start our fears up

I squeezed screams out of chocolate syrup

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a camera

Damage ??? and haunt you like the last Indiana

Quentin Tarantino:
Cut! Get me a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all

Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialogue

There's only one movie I know you from

And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stub my toe in one

You tried to fight in World War One but couldn't do that

The British Army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat

Look it up, it's a true fact, Wikipedia that

Now allow me to attack Steven the hack

You're the War of the Worlds of failures when I label you

You look like some sell-out bullshit Michael Bay would do

Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"

No one's gonna say "What's his name from Jurassic Park?"

Scripts that I write ain't the, cleanest (fuck!)

When I grip mics I'm the, meanest (dick!)

Quentin Tarantino is a, genius

A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis

Stanley Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it

'Less you're talking about the Kubrick then there's really nothing to it

Every thing I do is visionary, every single frame a painting...

General

 * This is the second battle-royale in the series, after Rasputin vs Stalin.
 * This is the first episode of Season 4 in which Nice Peter physically portrays a solo title rapper.
 * The last time he acted solo was as George Washington in George Washington vs William Wallace.
 * This is the second battle to feature film directors, the first being Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood.
 * This is the first battle to feature any individual known primarily for being a film director.
 * This is the longest battle to date at 3:47 beating Rasputin vs Stalin at 3:38 seconds.