User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.98: Alex Trebek vs Pat Sajak

Who still reads this shit?

Here we go!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ALEX TREBEK

VS

PAT SAJAK

BEGIN!

Pat Sajak

Pat Sajak is on the mic and I'm about to spin the wheel.

It's the daily lunchtime show, much better than let's make a deal.

I'm the host with the most, broadcasting from coast to coast.

Got my own late-night talk show but I don't mean to boast.

Go back to Wall $treet Alex, before you go bankrupt from a Pitfall.

While I invest in the golden league 'cause I love fucking baseball.

I'll solve the puzzle on the board, 'you're about to be rekted'.

'Cause this former weatherman is forecasting a loss for Mr. Trebek.

Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek coming in, wearing everything but my pants.

I double dare you Pat, to stop getting daily TV grants.

I eat snickers for breakfast, so I can handle another nut.

If you think I'm insensitive, you should see what gets cut.

You don't have to be Dr. Watson to know I'm the greatest game show host of all time.

Aren't you dizzy from all that spinning? You couldn't buy enough vowels to make a good rhyme.

This battle of the stars can only end with one winner, to tell the truth.

You went to serve in the US army Pat, but ended up in the DJ booth.

Pat Sajak

I'll snatch that world record from you, like you stole it from Bob Barker.

I'm dominating primetime, while you suffer from tumour markers.

Your hosting is a hot mess, just stop and pick a strategy.

I'd choose Art Fleming's, 'cause that ended in tragedy.

Alex Trebek

I couldn't stand your last verse, I feel sorry for Vanna White.

It's time for the final jeopardy! You couldn't play your cards right.

I'll take losers for $200; 'this loser can't produce a diss track'.

Who is Wheel of Fortune host, Patrick Leonard Sajak?

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

