User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Jerb Pheonix Wright Vs Harvey Birdman

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

PHEONIX WRIGHT

VS......

HARVEY BIRDMAN

BEGIN!

Wright
mr. birdman bout time you came to this battle,

cause when you lose this battle your bones will rattle,

i've defeated undefeated prosecuter's you barely win your cases,

your gambling with a losing bet i hold all the aces,

i got the edgeweworth in this battle your feathers gonna ger ruffled,

so why don't you go back to your office and eat some truffles

Birdman
birdman is flying into this battle i am gonna set the record staright,

with all the theories about you your turning into a discrace,

your a typical protagonist it's no wonder you got an anime,

not to mention when you win a case they never pay,

you nemesis is your friend yeah that can't backfire in any way,

your an evil man atleast as lawyers are concerned,

you may have gotten a layton crossover but your series had him encased in gold when are you gonna learn.

Wright
your wife is constantly cheating on you plus your boss just ignores you,

your an ignormaus it's clear in how you act,

your the biggest idiot in your own show and that's a fact,

peter potamus is a pervert and your buddy peanut is too.

face it birdman it's no wonder why when you died your show was through,

Birdman
Well i

Wright
Objection! don't say another word,

cause saying your a great lawyer is absurd,

i'm on a roll harvey don't bother trying to win,

cause when you entered this battle it was already wearing thin,

i'm pheonix the only attorney at large,

and when the verdict comes in your guilty as charged,

Birdman
okay well first off wait your turn you prick,

i got powers of the sun large wings and i will be sure to aim them at your tiny dick,

also you probably didn't know this but capcom made both of our games,

so don't think you have all the fame,

i had many seasons so don't start ranting,

but since i have won now it's the end of my lyrical chanting,


 * Drops the mic*

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S OBJECTION! *always wanted to say that* EPIC RAP BATTLES!