User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokémon vs History. Dialga vs Doctor Who



~insert a bunch of timey wimey bullshit here~

Hello, welcome to another fantastic installment of Pokemon vs History. Today we have the mystical medical doc at the pinnicle shifting his physical form, versus the Lord of PokeTime himself, Dialga. These two have pretty much all the time in the world, and can time their rhymes efficiently, and can be the very best time lords there ever were, and can easily time the max amount of time in the time it takes to time... time.

Yes.

Anyway, this is really all I have going for me so don't hate pls.

Now then? Shall we begin? Alright, Allons y!

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY



VERSUS



BEGIN!

The Battle
Dialga:

~Dialga’s cry is heard ~

It’s time for a rap, no pun intendo

I’m a god of time, you’re a reincarnated asshole

Call me the explorer of the sky, climbing the Temporal Tower

You live in a police box, and you don’t even shower

Time flows when my heart beats, you need to regenerate

After 24 times, you’ll need your partner just to elevate

I can travel to the future, and still be in my prime!

After this battle, you’ll be

Battle Revolution Narrator:

RIPPED BY ROAR OF TIME.

10th Doctor:

Time is of the essence, and this will be a slaughter

I saw a preview for this battle, time to complain to your father

Your timey wimey shenanigans messes up the continuum

I studied lore, and you can’t be called from a stadium

I better state my name… Just call me the doct-ah

All you are is a measly twin brother to a Palkia

I know you can’t chase me, and I’d hate to have missed this

I hate to leave you alone, but I must be going home

How about you also hop into the TARDIS, Allons y, let’s go!



Go home? Why? Aren’t you the last of the time lords?

Oh right, your people died to some Dalek hordes!

I would raise you a win, but you never seem to get victory

You die, get reborn, and someone takes place of your history

It’s a mystery why the Doctor Who fanbase is so large

With all the crappy effects and unexplained Gar-bage!

In the beginning, there was churning turmoil of chaos

You’re the reason tumblr started the fucking Superwholock!

Battle Revolution Announcer:

Earthquake tears open the ground!

~the 10th doctor dies, but slowly becomes…~

The 11th Doctor:

Oh, you thought you missed me? As you said, I have many forms

My show is grand, all your gamers do is jerk off to PokePorn

Here’s my ID, it’ll tell you who I am

It’s the Time of the Doctor, The Eleventh hour I have to destroy your fam

I’ll give you a chance, I’ve never once met a poke-god

I’ve only met several people who seem very odd

Here’s the last warning, I’ll send you back to your spear pillar

I don’t even think you exist, but it must be nice to be poke-filler

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

DIALGA, THE TEMPORAL…

~Dialga stomps and the outro goes black~

poll
who won? Dialga/Primal Dialga The 10th/11th doctor