User blog:TheMindofMe/Dracula vs Wolfman. Epic Rap Battles of Halloween

Since everyone else has been posting Halloween battles today, I might as well show off my own skills.

Dracula
Mwahaha! I wanna suck your blood

Your movie's so bad, it makes mine look good

I killed a town full of people. Who the fuck are you?

No one knows who you are, so that's sad too

And I don't mean that as in me being nice

Because my heart is even colder than ice

Wolfman
HOWL! I'm gonna put a scratch on your face

I'm the best monster in town, you're just a disgrace

You turn into a bat whenever you see the sun

I come out into the moon because I'm all about fun

Vampires suck, Werewolfs are so much better

Feeling sweaty yet? Well you're just about to get wetter

Frankenstein
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SQUABBLING I HEAR?

YOU TWO NEED TO SHUT UP, HALLOWEEN USED TO BE NEW YEAR

I'M THE GREATEST MONSTER EVER CREATED IN THE WORLD

YOU'RE BOTH CREATED BY MEN, MY STORY WAS WRITTEN BY A GIRL

DRACULA, GO BACK TO SIPPIN' ALL THAT CRIMSON JUICE

'CAUSE ONCE THIS BATTLE IS OVER, THERE WON'T EVEN BE A TRUCE

WOLFMAN, COULD YOU JUST STAY INSIDE ON FULL MOON NIGHTS?

YOU KEEP SCARING ALL THE CHILDREN, AND THAT'S MY JOB, DAMN RIGHT

The Mummy
I'm a mummy, you're a dummy, you all can't beat me

I'm the greatest super horrifying spooky MC

King Tut is my bitch. Who have any of you got?

I'm better at scaring people, just by a lot

Chucky
Hi kids! Wanna play?

Jason
*slices Chucky's head off*

Piss off, Chucky, it's Jason's time to shine

On all these monsters who call themselves the greatest of all time

Mummy and Wolfman, you two aren't famous anymore

And I bet Drac and Frank don't even eat real gore

This battle's not over yet, I have to skin you all first

Then the announcer can yell out the famous last words

*murders Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein, and the Mummy*

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

NOBODY CARES!

Who won? Dracula Wolfman Frankenstein The Mummy Chucky Jason