User blog:DexterMaximus/Dex Raps For Hire 1: MSV

Okay, so, my first official DRFH, is to a user (although I want personal requests more) known as MSV, Multi Super Vids. The person who requested has asked to keep their name anonymous, so I will. Don't take any of this personally, MSV, I'm just doing my duty.

EPIC RAP BA-

(DRFH logo pushes in and new voice says:

Dex...Raps...For....HIRE!

EPISODE 1!

It's...

M! S! V!

Begin-

You argue about everything from Doctor Who to Devil

But now a user has asked me to take it to the next level

I spit raps so hot, it's like I'm breathing fire

So welcome to the show, it's Dex Raps For Hire

MSV, you on LSD?

What you are saying, I don't think you can see

So just shut it! You muppet!

Or I'll bash you harder than twentyfive sockpuppets

Everytime you come on chat, everyone just moans

So take your multi-super vids, and fuck off down the street...

like a loyal servant of Tbone's!

Bi-atch! You just got served, owned and dissed

You don't want to get the community pissed!

Did he get served a plate of cream-topped diss? Yes No