User blog:Bantha117/Bantha117 vs AttackEyebrows12. Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round Three



Oh look a cover!!!

Go check out this other battle that was done just before this one.

This also means I won the Tardiness Race this Round!!!

This battle is a thing. You'll vote on it after you finish reading.

So good luck to Han/Attack, and

have

fun

with

that.



Beat
We never set an official beat, but this one is cool:

Bantha117 vs AttackEyebrows12
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Bantha117:

(Begins at 0:30)

Are you shittin’? Near the semis and this my competition? What a snorer.

I give bitch dissin' prescription compositions, doctor's orders:

Not a single line rhymed in your verse First, faced a dropout Second

Third round Regeneration; smack you back to Earth, I reckon

Fore! I’m chip-shotting another   shit  Scot! Five lines in you’re dying!

On your six! Humor’s high-brow, Seventh Heaven Sent  to blacken your eyelids

Nearly 8 bars, m8. It’s lyrical war and I’ll be fighting the Ninth Life  Tentatively

The way Elevendy’s cock has struck Twelvesy? Shit, it’s simply Hickory-Dickory

AttackEyebrows12:

(Begins at 0:51)

How'd you get here? Your wit's primitive, figures you've got a monkey for a picture

Bantha's banter can go down the shitter, you're just bitter you won't face Tigger

You'll soon be drinking Cyanide, I'll prove myself to be a  Barry-er

Against this unworthy administrator who'll be feeling even bluer

Your partner  does a better job than you, your good qualities I can't salvage

But no matter, I'll exterminate  ya to end this cross-species marriage

This Munkee'll be jelly about my victory, I guess I'm just too sublime

It'll take longer than the universe's age for you to write a good rhyme

Bantha117:

(Begins at 1:11)

Hentai dude would be a better fight than Doctor John Disco

HankaiWhothefuckareyou? More like a Doctor Autismo!

You grubby Gruber, gonna bruise ya, bloody loser, get plucked

Call your rhymes a Time Vortex: your attempts at references sucked!

Raichu tried to step to Munkee, Flatlined when he italicized.

Maiming Fame ’s your only claim, can’t source-[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehv67Ntj0Ls vworp ‘cuz no material, Eyes! ]

The abyss stared back, you Blinked, while the  Dark Munk  shall Rise

The Star Wars man’s [http://i.imgur.com/vTQ3U7p.png 7th episode! ] Spoiler alert: Han Dies!

AttackEyebrows12:

(Begins at 1:32)

That verse was absurdly awful! I determine that your quality's asinine

I'll go apeshit on lesser Donkey Kong, this time the Doctor's not benign

You Munst be Kitt-ing me if you think this ending's gonna turn out saccharine

I'll Beat-le you, you’ll bleed from your jungle to your yellow submarine

I don't think you deserve to be calling yourself such a "Wise Munkee"

Your friends are whack, BFFs with a guy who's even cringier than Assy ?

You're like a deer than a monkey, you'll be like roadkill pushed to the right

The trolls were actually right, this trite ain't alright. Take flight from [http://prnt.sc/cg2t76 this fight! ]

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Where did the really cool editing from last round go?

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