User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 4 - Homer Simpson vs Zeus

Welcome one and all to the latest edition of my series. As some of you may have noticed my time in chat has been severely reduced. This is because I am partying it up in the middle of nowhere aka Slovakia (go look it up Nikki). I will be back regularly on Sunday *muffled cheer*

So I should stop rambling. This battle is between Homer Simpson, off the Simpsons, and Greek God of the sky, Zeus, to see who is the worst parent (though they both try to avoid that)

The Cast
Nice Peter as Zeus

EpicLLOYD as Homer Simpson

The Battle
HOMER SIMPSON

VS

ZEUUUUUUUUS

Welcome to Springfield, where your mythology has no place

This ancient homewrecker coming up against the family man ace

I write verses like Homer, this is one odyssey you won't prevail

My rhymes will Mr Burn you, leave your face pale

Bolt is the best lightning dog in town, don't you see?

While you got forgotten, I have 25 seasons on TV

I'll beat you Hera and there, you'll be Groening in pain

You have so many mortal children how do you remember their names?

Look at this, a yellow bellied meatbag steps to Zeus

I spit rhymes more frequent than your Disco Stu

Call me the fly, sly lord of the sky

I may be old but at least I wasn't ripped off by Family Guy

This may be Medusa rapping, cos I'll turn you to stone

Then send you to the Underworld and make it your new home

More of an eating disorder than Shaggy and Scooby Doo

This Iliad is over, I needed 0 talent to defeat you

I called up Ares, time to keep this war in action

The closest you come to modern is a cameo in Percy Jackson

I'll leave you Lymp like your mountain, send a bird for your liver

Finish this real quick and Styx you in you right in the river

I can't believe it Marge, I found someone I hate more than Ned

Now finish it Apu.....Thank you do not come again

This ain't over, even tho the fat man stopped singing

I'll lightning shock you even more than the disses your flinging

Zeus just showed up this terrible parent

Ignoring your girls, choking your boy, father skills apparent

I'll give you my blessing in the hope one day you'll be decent

You're not even the best American Dad, ancient beats recent

Who won? Zeus Homer Simpson