Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-26966462-20160424155657/@comment-7464192-20160424171910

I can imagine Gordon using that more to his advantage since he was never an inmate or anything. In rap, criminal activity is usually seen in a more positive light and being jailed would only be used against the other person if it was a battle of niceness or whatever or a criminal battle where one was jailed and the other wasn't (see Blackbeard vs Al Capone). Here's what I imagine a Gordon Behind Bars reference would be more like:

"I cook beef with French cuisine missuses well-done,

Tendering cows like you with a man's hands that were behind-bars-toughened!"

Not a perfectly-written couplet or anything but it's a good start. It also brings out the "men are superior and stronger" concept that I'm sure we'll see while also presenting the reference as a scenario where he's cooking, "beef" being cow meat and fights between people, bringing the first meaning back to call Child a cow, while also insinuating possible sexual harassment and/or spousal-abuse-esque treatment.