Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara/Rap Meanings

Che Guevara:
Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer

Ill rhyme-slayer from the ‘60s era!

Revolting heavy metal rebel blood-spiller,

'''Me and my guerillas are a squad of killers! (Hoo!)'''

I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look.

You're famous 'cause of Alan Moore's 3rd best book!

All the children say, "we will be like Che!"

(In Cuba, schoolchildren are taught to chant "Pioneers for communism, we will be like Che!" Che uses this line to show Guy 'Fawkes that his ideals are still remembered and taken to heart, whereas Guy Fawkes was executed and had his movement suppressed.)

Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away (gasp!)

You tried to rebel against James the first.

Here's a tip for your next plot: try to rehearse!

I've got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge.

Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge!

You had one job, cabrón: to strike a matchstick!

Got caught with a fuse like your bars: not lit!

You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy.

Treat this battle like the gallows: take another dive.

Guy Fawkes:
As a communist it must really hurt

That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched,

Being plastered on posters, coasters and shirts,

Making capitalists rich off of you on merch!

Right, I'm a pious man, and I fight for the Lord!

I would cut you, but I don't want your sweat on my sword!

I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name,

and listening to you felt pretty much the same!

'''Ooh! Face it, Ernesto: you're Castro, but less so!'''

He's Cuba Commander, you're more of the Destro!

Revolt all you want, I don't give two Guy Fucks!

But look at Venezuela: what you're fighting for sucks!

Che Guevara:
'''Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics:'''

A group with a bad "touching little boys" habit!

And this porn star pilgrim look, what's up with that?

It's more like V for Very Bad Hat!

'''Oh! What's the Fawkes say now?'''

'''Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! When they cut your junk out!'''

I'm the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote!

You're an error-prone terrorist penny for the scapegoat!

Guy Fawkes:
Don't try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido!

You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito!

This very battle disproves your communist initiative:

These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed!

(Augh!) I'm Catholic, I've got Mass when I'm rapping!

'''You're an -ump, Che! That's Bay of Pigs Latin!'''

After what just happened you should retire!

'''Is it the 5th of November? 'Cause I'm! On! Fire!'''