Julius Caesar

"I'm first of the Empire, and last of the Republicans!"

- Julius Caesar

Julius Caesar battled Shaka Zulu in Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper
Julius Caesar was a Roman statesman and general born c. July 12, 100 B.C. He marked the beginning of a new chapter for Roman history by playing a key role that led to the demise of the Roman Republic and the rise of the Roman Empire. By the time he was 31, he had fought in several wars and became involved in Roman politics. He had an affair with Egyptian pharaoh Cleopatra, resulting in a son, Caesarion. After several alliances, he became dictator of the Roman Republic. This led to a senatorial coup, and Caesar's eventual assassination, on the Ides of March.

Lyrics
[Note: Julius Caesar is in red and the Roman Soldiers are in regular text.]

Verse 1:
You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper.

I heard you had poison spit. Where was it in this cypher?

'Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline,

And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens!

You should take your cow skin shield and hide under it!

You're fucking with the most triumphant third of the Triumvirate!

I'm first of the empire and last of the republicans,

And hunting you, accompanied by legions of my countrymen!

(Ooh!) Ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker.

Doc J dunk on you like Boom Shakalaka!

So don't go rattling your sticks at me!

If I wanted to shake spears, I'd waggle my biography!

Verse 2:
Oooh, can I be a hyena? 'Cause I'm going to laugh!

I'll pave roads with the bones of your goat-herding ass!

First, my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest,

Then I'll decimate your horns; you can't outflank the best!

Let your reserves come at me. My ballista's cocked and ready!

When I take aim, I always keep my whole crew steady!

Because there's no use in murdering you and your heathen.

You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten.

Scrapped lyrics
Mad rhymes are doper than any verse who ever kicked,

Strangle you like Vercingetorix!

Haven't left anyone more featherless since Vercingetorix!

Trivia

 * He was previously mentioned by Marilyn Monroe and Blackbeard in both Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe and Blackbeard vs Al Capone, respectively.
 * He is the third William Shakespeare character to appear, after Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet.
 * However, he is the fourth if you count Cleopatra, who appears in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra.