Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 59/@comment-24408988-20160326195352

New screenplay for Season 5 trailer:

Gordon Ramsay is hosting a MasterChef competition, with The Three Stooges on one team, and The Three Musketeers on the other. The Three Stooges fuck up one of their dishes, so Ramsay comes over to yell at them, when suddenly, Julia Child descends from the heavens and holds a crucifix to him, cremating him. Afterwards, we see The Three Musketeers clashing swords with Ulysses S. Grant, who happens to be invading, until his head gets cut off by Captain America's shield. Everyone in the kitchen goes into a panic, including Bruce Banner, who is so pissed at Captain America that he turns into the Hulk and smashes him. Everyone goes into a dead silence at this sight, and George R.R. Martin calls the C.I.A. on Bruce. Later, we see Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps racing in a triathlon. when the Hulk runs through the stadium, being chased by the C.I.A. until Tupac fires a tranquilizer dart at him, turning him back to normal. Tupac is then sued by Biggie Smalls for not legally handling a tranquilizer gun and is put on trial with Phoenix Wright defending Biggie and Atticus Finch defending Tupac. Judge Bach pronounces Tupac innocent, which causes Biggie to go into a fit of rage and run over Bernie Sanders with his Cadillac. The trailer ends with Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD looking from the other side of the road and saying "What the fuck was that?" R.I.P.