Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History 27/@comment-5793125-20121207174219/@comment-24094060-20121207211238

Well, it would be less interesting perhaps to some people if Moses were to just talk normal rather than rap like Snoop. I don't look much on flow (that's still important), I prefer the better lines, which both of them had:

Santa (and elves) -

I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold!

I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal

I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents

But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

All that sand turned your brain to mush!

I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush

Yeah, we're magical workers, man! We hang with reindeers

Yo! Here's a GPS! Who gets lost for forty years?

You're a glorified secretary, so write this down

Because this night, Santa Claus is comin' to town

Moses -

When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth

But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf

It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass

You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added mo' mass

You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin' and peepin'

On naughty kids while they sleepin' and keep yo' hands off my stockin'

Don't you 'Ho Ho' me!

I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea

Hand me my chisel, I got a new command'izzle, for y'all

Thou shalt not let your children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall

Moses won to me.