Zeus

"I'm the father of the gods!"

- Zeus

Zeus battled Thor in Zeus vs Thor. He was portrayed as a Lego Minifigure and was voiced by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper
Zeus (Ancient Greek: Ζεύς; Modern Greek: Δίας), known as Jupiter in Roman mythology, is the god of lighting, thunder and the sky, as well as the king of the gods and Mount Olympus in Greek mythology. He also has the title of the Greek god of justice, law, and order. He is the last and youngest son of Cronus and Rhea, and fulfilled the oracle's prediction by overthrowing Cronus.

Zeus is able to turn into animals, normally an eagle, and he would come down to the mortal world to have various affairs with humans, making Zeus the father of many mortal children, also known as demigods. He also has sex with other gods or Titans, like Hera and Metis, which resulted in other Olympian gods being born, most notably Athena, Dionysus, Hermes, Apollo and Artemis.

With the exception of Hades and Poseidon, all other Greek gods are at Zeus' command. He rules with a lightning bolt.

Verse 1
How dare you challenge my immortal throne?

I'm the father of the Gods! Put your daddy on the phone!

Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, 'cause when Zeus lets loose,

I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a noose!

I'm like Medusa: I stone a mother fucker if he looks at me wrong!

I'm a bull getting bitches with my swan schlong!

I'm on point like Poseidon's trident!

Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants!

Verse 2
Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy.

My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy!

With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin:

All the pimps of Mount Olympus and me the king pin!

Let this sink in: I'm about to rain on your parade!

Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain!

You're history! I'll be the first to put it in writing!

MC Hammer just got struck twice by greased lightning!

Verse 3
You think the Underworld scares the ruler of the skies?

You're joking! Loki must have written your lines!

By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and rhymes,

You'll need a lighter for your ship 'cause a viking just died!

Trivia

 * He is the first deity to appear in a rap battle.
 * If you count God, he would be the second.
 * He is the second rapper to appear without a body actor, the first being HAL 9000.
 * He is the second rapper to mention an itchy trigger finger, the first being Master Chief.
 * Coincidentally, both are played by Nice Peter early in an even number season, as well as in a battle where one competitor is Greek.