User blog:MasonTheNation/ Epic Rap Battles of Countries Episode 1 Season 1

This is the first instillation to the ERBC Series. Now let them commence
 * Things to take note: This battle was created years ago for a world cup special and am now putting it here
 * This is the only rap battle without a backing beat.



VS



Qatar
Hey vodka drinker, can I intrest you?

About the World Cup, you haven't got a clue!

I'm gonna be the best host ever,

and you are not great, never...

Those terrible Russian Leaders don't give you class,

You're just a fat country with a bit of salty sass.

Go revert back to communism, that'll help your people

Gay marriage, now that's illegal

Russia
I'm the biggest country in the world, you think you can face me?

A poor middle eastern country, now that's murder itself on a third degree

Not like that is already happening to your country

Your World Cup is gonna cost a bounty

I may have a horrible past in history

but I can make you go boom with a bit of chemistry

I don't know why there is even a chance for you in this battle

Now go along and ride on your cattle

Qatar 2
A middle eastern country is all you got

Try to fill facebook with those Russian Bots

You always want to think your talented

Half of your country is completely uninhabited

Crawl back to the United States

Try and win the race to the moon, mate

Look at this dude getting drunk all the time

Your Alaska got sold for like a dime

You chopped up Poland like Pac-Man

More hazardrous then the current state of Afghanistan.

(Oooo)

Russia 2
My vodka is just a strength

Now lets take a look at your countrys length

11,437 K and M

Worship whatever god you like, amen

Your temp is so blazing hot

People will be melting quicker then they can say, "Oh no I got shot..."

No matter what you say I always win

Because I am the true medieval king!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!