User blog:Fight-R/Rap Battle Review 1: Dexter Morgan vs Jack The Ripper

Hi guys! Its Fight-R here with the First Rap Battle Review that I made. Well, lets begin the series by reviewing  Dexter Morgan vs Jack The Ripper REMASTERED by Awesomesix . BTW guys what you can see here. Is not that sirious. I actually like this battle. I just say some random things it'z a F*cking joke!

Review
 Dexter Morgan:   I’ll overflow this loathsome loser like an Etorphine dose, 

Saw the Rap Meanings, makes me sick what it said. BTW he also can say that Jack was Forever Alone! ''' Cause I’m the lethal freak the people love to see the most! '''

No one loves both of these guys.  I’m a neat monster, you like to get dirty with the diseased, 

That is just disgusting. ''' When Dexter gives a Slice of Life, he’s gonna feed you every piece! '''

A Slice of Life sounds more as a slice that brings you back to life.  I’m a terror interrogator, to me you’re Sean Bean with a knife, 

Jack is Sean Bean. ''' Who was so busy going after Maries, he couldn’t go target a wife! '''

DISSED!!!  Being reborn has shown me things that feral brain couldn’t manage, 

Like what?  Like how to dispose of corpses right instead of exhibiting the damage, 

I don't get it.  I’ll chop you like a redwood and nick you down to mash and sausage, 

I've heard that sausage can mean P*nis. ''' While I’m solving crimes and ending lives, you meddle with brothel profits! '''

I tought they complimented themself by killing people.  You’re not worth the time to question, so I’ll cut straight to the chase: 

I really now that Jack will not question something to Dexter but will just stab him with a knife. ''' I’ll clean up this slimy limey’s smile so good it’s like my name was Colgate! '''

What does Colgate has to do with this? Does Dexter put too much toothpaste on his toothbrush? Does Dexter eats Colgate? Does Dexter has an Colgate fetish? NO!

 Jack The Ripper:   It’s a Whitechapel Chap stepping in to Chapman an American Psycho, 

Does Jack have freinds? ''' Who takes his murders in Stride, there’s no trace wherever I go! '''

You Jackie? Is he so dumb? ''' Leave you grabbing for your abdomen, like my appetite, my flows are sick! '''

No wonder that Jack is killing, he had a BAD appetite. ''' I’m off the Whitewall, you’re off the air. Now tell me who’s bound to stick! '''

Dude, Jack is also 'off the air'.  This novel novice is gonna learn what it’s like to disembowel properly, 

Why will Jack teach Dexter how to kill? ''' When I verbally tear him apart, then leave him to the police’s property! '''

Since when does Jack help town by killing Dexter?  You cheated on your wife, I had the decency to kill the whores instead, 

Debra is not his wife. ''' My rhymes will give you a lobotomy, leave you lying chard like Deb! '''

Deb was Paralyzed, not lying.  Close your eyes and let the Sickert killer paint a picture of the situation, 

Is Jack hinting his identity. ''' My anonymity gives me identity, no one remembers this creation! '''

Which creation? There are so much!  This butcher’s botched his final time, now you’re really in some shit, 

Jack already said 9000 times that Dexter is Sh*t. ''' I have no problem adding to my list the new canonical sixth! '''

Yeah there will be no Canonical Sixth 'cuz you can't change the name of something like that. Exemple: French Fries were from Belgium and after the people knew that they were in Belgium then they can't change the name!

 Dexter Morgan:  ''' All this boasting with only five victims? You’re not eerie, just lame! '''

I'm sure that Jack killed more then 5. ''' When it comes to being emcees, this poet’s nothing but a stage name! '''

He's complementing Jack by saying that he's a Poet.  I’ll surprise this motherfucker like my name was James Doakes, 

Since when is Jack a motherf*cker. ''' Cause no Mary Poppins looking fucker’s gonna beat me in a boast! '''

What does Mary Poppins has to do with this? Is Dexter cosplaying as her? ''' I’m the Walter White of murderers, you’re the Dahmer of Britain! '''

Sometimes was Walter White a good guy at some point. ''' The antidote to my cold rhymes is a nice coat of plastic and some swimming! '''

Is that truly his last line?

 Jack the Ripper:  ''' Battling me is Dexter in the Dark, what’ve you got to use against me? '''

Dexter can eat you.  No forensics or definites, I’m a case that can’t be solved by injecting, 

Did that rhyme?  The cops are on a strand for me, you do their dirty work, pretending, 

Dexter and Jack are dirty  To be a vicious villain, when you’re just a sadistic Sherlock, meddling, 

Sherlock is a good guy. ''' In your own silly little interviews, while I spend time killing swiftly! '''

Dexter is famous, you'd better be jealous! ''' Now, it’s time to follow mummy as the second Morgan to get a ripping! '''

Well, this was a good one. Results