User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Christopher Nolan vs Steven Spielberg

A battle of directors! New School vs. Old School! Christopher Nolan faces off with Steven Spielberg to determine who makes the better movies. Who wins? You decide!

Christopher Nolan:

When it comes to making films, I’m the world’s best director

So take some notes, Steve, or better yet, surrender

I crafted a billion dollar trilogy, what have you recently done?

The only thing is when you ruined E.T. by editing out all of the guns

Here’s a list of reasons why you suck, oh wait, you have dyslexia

My rhymes will blow your mind, and give you Insomnia

You’re just has been-hack who’s lost his time in the spotlight

You made a movie about horses, and I made the Dark Knight



'''Steven Spielberg: '''

You’re the world’s best director? Not according to Empire Magazine

I’m the one who puts the greatest blockbusters on the silver screen

Battling with you is a Close Encounter of the Bitch Kind

People love my movies so much, they always play them over and rewind

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m an idol among filmmakers, so many have been influenced by me

<p class="MsoNormal">While all your boring movies are making people fall asleep

<p class="MsoNormal">Not only that, but they always leave audiences feeling lost and confused

<p class="MsoNormal">You need to sharpen your skills, so go back to film school

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<p class="MsoNormal">Christopher Nolan:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve created a mass Following, and my star will continue to rise

<p class="MsoNormal">While your’s is now fading, and it will soon meet its demise

<p class="MsoNormal">I am one film director who no one should ever cross

<p class="MsoNormal">Now I’ll hand your ass over as a Memento of your loss

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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Steven Spielberg: '''

<p class="MsoNormal">Why so serious? Don’t you know how to have any fun?

<p class="MsoNormal">I got multiple Best Director awards, and you have none

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve created a filmmaking legacy, you’re just Hollywood’s biggest joke

<p class="MsoNormal">Spielberg wins! Cut the cameras! That’s a wrap, folks!

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Who won? Christopher Nolan Steven Spielberg