User blog:Kungfuguy27/Kungfuguy27 vs SierraStalker - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round 1

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This is gonna be awesome sauce

Round 1 of the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tourney

SierraStalker vs Kungfuguy27

Thanks to Jella for the Cover

Thanks to TK for the Titlecards

Thanks to Wonder for hosting

Thanks to idk

Other peeople I guess

Maybe you've realized that I'm stalling

Meh. Here's the beat.

The Battle
FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNEY!

SIERRA STALKER!



VS!

KUNGFUGUY27!



BEGIN!

SierraStalker:

It’s Sierra! The original boss bitch of the Wiki!

Quit now! It’s no coincidence you look just like Nikki!

I mean, come on! You’re a brony! What else left is there to say?

Service Brandon, Fuck Tom Green, but there’s still nothing quite as gay!

I’ll have to send Janitor Dragon in to mop you off the floors

“Bad Battles”, but still Lyrically more Adequate than yours

You’ll fail harder than you did in coding school! Class is dismissed!

I already know your name? Bitch, I forgot that you exist!

Kungfuguy27:

Sierra’s preparin’ to get slayed! You’re about as coherent as Gif games

If you’re so sick of hearing shit, why don’t you try turning off your mixtape?

As it stands, I’ve got the advantage, you don’t stand a chance, bitch

Sans Bran I’m advanced past the Sans pic you brandish

After making five tourney battles, followed by five departure blogs

You should learn to turn tail when you’re beat and finally bugger off

Meme Queen? Try mean dweeb. Like King, I’ll use Raven  to finish it

Teen Titans GO play Girl Who Cried “I’m Leaving” to crap shacks that give a shit

Sierra:

Wait, so you don’t know kung fu AND you don’t know how to rap?

Your lines are shaky as a balcony. Just face it, dude, you’re crap.

Shame to disappoint your fan, but I will leave you in my wake,

so count this tourney as a platinum trophy that you’ll never take!

Kung:

You just repeated SeaBreeZ, but they were five times as dope

So what makes you think you’ll take this if they only tied the vote

She came to change the game, a female tourney winner was her twist

Change your name in shame, ‘cause if that was her aim, Sierra Mist

'''WHO WON? DECIDE IN THE COMMENTS!'''

FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNEY!

That's All Folks!
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