User blog:LakuitaBro01/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAKUITASTRY 5! Slenderman VS Lord English

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LAKUISTRY



LORD ENGLISH



VS



SLENDERMAN



BEGIN!





Lord English:

You white faced pedophile, I can give you seizures and make even the toughest faint,

not so tough, you’re something awful, you can be killed easily by Ms. Paint,

No one wants your Arrival, by the way, that game can suck my eight balls,

I’m a demon beyond your comprehension, this is the battle where you will fall,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m unhackable, you won’t be the one winning in this battle, you have no eyes,

<p class="MsoNormal">Think you can harm me? What will you do? Make my screen static? Now I will cry,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’mma beat you down to a pulp you tentacle freak, I’ll be your biggest fear!

<p class="MsoNormal">NOW HOW WILL YOU ESCAPE ME, WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

<p class="MsoNormal">You know a horror game sucks when the games titled Ms. Paint’s Adventures,

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you’re so tough? You can’t face a real fight, time for your venture,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll tear your peg leg apart and break your legs, you’ll have to crawl home,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve seen your game, it was just built in a day, unlike a certain city named Rome,

<p class="MsoNormal">you had a worse verse than BEN in ERBParodies season two final,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll give you a surgery, let me make that surgery painful, how ‘bout spinal?

<p class="MsoNormal">you think you’re so great? You can be beaten by just mere glitches,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve won this battle! I just made you mah bitch, ya bitch

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lord English:

<p class="MsoNormal">Take off the suit you Michael Jackson wannabe, this is a real battle,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m tired of all these woodcuts of you, will the artists just feed there cattle?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m smarter than you, I can spel way mre betr than you, a pce of trsh,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m lvng scrs, but u on the otr hnd, your just lving a bnh of rashs

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<p class="MsoNormal">Slenderman:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re smarter than me? You just spent a line on grammar errors,

<p class="MsoNormal">I can kill you like I said, I’ll give you some free night terrors,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a skilled killer, I’ll just leave you now in a craze,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now to end this battle, TASTE MY STATIC HAZE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?!

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO’S NEXT?!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF –Logo flash with seizure colors- LAKUITASTRY!

WHO WON?! Slenderman Lord English