User blog:TheEyeOfAllEyes/Steamies vs Diesels

Welcome to another rap battle where the Engines of the Island of Sodor rap battle to see who's the best engines, Steam or Diesel.

Cast
TheEyeOfAllEyes as Thomas, Diesel 10, Gordon, James, Henry, Percy, Toby, Splatter, and Dodge

Cameos by Bill and Ben

Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SODOR

DIESEL 10

VS

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

BEGIN!!!

Diesel 10
I have unfinished business, and now I have the time

to destroy this blue puffball with this type of rhyme,

You steamies are cowardly, cranky, worn out hunks of metal,

You couldn't hurt a fly, and you're all a bunch of tin kettle,

Pinchy here is hungry for some useless scrap,

I'll get Twinkle Toes too, get him straight to a trap,

You can run, Thomas, but you can't hide,

Cause all of us diesels have the biggest pride.

Thomas
I'm Thomas the Tank Engine, and I'm rolling along,

Everything bad you do in Sodor is just completely wrong,

I thought we'd be friends after we saved the airport,

But it looks like all the good in you just got cut way too short,

Cinders and ashes, you made your Dieselworks onfire,

You told Percy he'd be a hero, but you turned out to be a liar,

You get trapped under a roof, when Toby's bell rings,

You say I'm useless, but little engines can do big things.

Diesel 10, Splatter, and Dodge
Splatter: Hey there, Splatter here,

Dodge: And Dodge too,

Diesel 10: Ain't got time to say both names, but Splodge, you know what to do,

Splatter: We'll shove sneezing powder up your funnel,

And then,

Dodge: Push you down a tunnel,

Splatter: Make a roof fall towards you,

Dodge: All the way in,

Splatter: We found the magic buffers that means we win,

Dodge: But maybe not in this battle yet,

But your fate is just about to be met,

Splatter: Yeah we mean that,

Dodge: Emphatically,

Splatter: Don't what it means but this puffball lost exactly.

Thomas, Gordon, Henry, James, Percy, and Toby
Gordon: Though we never interacted with you two misfits,

Your raps suck more than Diesel 10 having those hissy fits,

James: We found it funny when coal poured on to Diesel 10,

Henry: I bet that trick was made by none other than Bill and Ben, (Bill and Ben: Yeah)

Percy: You tricked me into taking the Steamworks, then got scolded by Sir Topham Hatt,

Toby: You made a roof collapse on top of you, after I had time to distract,

Thomas: They should've made you fall off another bridge, and fall into more sludge,

Sending Splatter and Dodge against us is a big mistake, now end of this grudge.

Poll
Who won? Diesel 10, Splatter, and Dodge Thomas, Gordon, Henry, James, Percy, and Toby