User blog:NovaBomb123/Epic Rap Battles of Everything 2

Welcome back to Epic Rap Battles of Everything!

Since it's my birthday I figured I should drop another one of these so....

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHING!

JASON VOORHEES

VS

FREDDY KREUGER

Freddy Kreuger (Verse 1)
We meet again Jason!

Want to beat me on this beat? What dream are you chasin'?!

I'll slice and dice.

Guess you can thank the Finger Knives!

I'm a dream demon, the original Nightmare!

Elm Street has never been so scared.

I revived you just to make me the king.

You couldn't last against me, not in the lyrical ring.

Take off that Mask and face me like a man.

Or maybe you can stay silent, that's how you get fans.

You don't have bars, so don't even take a shot.

Come on say something, maybe dot dot dot.

Jason Voorhees (Verse 1)
...

Alright Freddy, I'll bite.

Slice you to pieces in broad daylight.

This will be your Final Friday.

If you're Super Freddy, Call me your Doomsday!

You can run, but you can't hide.

Hop on my machete, go for a ride!

You look campy with that stripped sweater.

I'm the true embodiment of Terror.

You're a sex offender.

Pedophilic Space Invader.

You're Suffering sixth degree burns.

From me and the parents' scorn.

Freddy Kreuger (2nd Verse)
Guess I'll have to drown you in that fucking lake.

And it'll happen all in one take.

Sure you have a bigger Kill amount.

But I guess they never told you creativity counts.

Call this second verse Freddy's Revenge.

Chain you up, call it Torment.

You can't beat me, you're no Dream Warrior.

Because we both know which film series is Gorier.

How about you face me?

Take off the mask, oh wait, forgot your face was beastly.

After I kill you, i'll throw you in that fucking ditch.

WELCOME TO PRIMETIME BITCH!

Jason Voorhees (2nd Verse)
Really? That's your response? Your bars make me yawn

You are a gigantic moron.

Step to me and i'll slice off your head again.

I hope you enjoy the removal of your membrane.

I don't stick to just one weapon.

When I'm done you'll need to have Michael step in.

Cause you couldn't step to my kill count.

Ask James A. Janisse, you have a paltry amount.

You're not Tommy Jarvis.

I'll light you up, melt away the darkness.

I'm no Power Glove, you have no controls.

Fufill your purpose, go back to being a pile of coals.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!