User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction number 11 - Kenan and Kel vs Drake and Josh

No time to write this so.... Here it goes

The Cast
EpicLLOYD as Josh (denoted in green)

George Watsky as Drake (denoted in blue)

Tay Zonday as Kel (denoted in orange)

DeStorm Power as Kenan (denoted in red)

Mary Gutfleisch as Mindy and Megan (cameos)

The Battle
Kel grab everything you got and meet me in San Diego

Where we can crush two losers. Aww here it goes

Kenan, what ya scheming? We'll give these two a beating

I've genuinely never seen a more odd pair of siblings

You think you have a chance then you're crazier than Steve

Beating us must be Josh's wet dream

Our show has a point we spit wisdom like teenage, black Yodas

Our victory is the case as much as Kel loves ORANGE SODA

A movie premiere begins call it Drake and Josh crush Kel and Kenan

Cos you'll be left feelin' the wrath these two Nick stars are bringin'

You don't pay for your drinks? Dude that's against the law

Your inevitable defeat can be seen on our weather report

Kenan struggles in school paintings all Kel can do

Your chances here as dead as that poor old cockatoo

Only one of you is funny, oh what the hell

Before you say it Kenan, WE WERE TALKING TO KEL

We aren't needed Megan and Mindy make your life a misery

Your rapping sucked even worse than both of your TV movies

But Kenan and Kel step out from behind our curtain

To boss these brothers, who's defeat is now certain

Here that josh? Yeah, these two have zero game

you work in a store ain't that lame

Like the vest I crave our raps are golden

I'm glad we proved who's the best on nickelodeon

Who won? Kenan and Kel Drake and Josh