User blog:ElvisGoopBuysDogsForever/Harry Potter vs Spider-Man. Epic Rap Battles of Fictional Characters Season 1

R.I.P. me.

Alright if you wouldnt kill me that'd be gr8

Anyways, welcome to the 12th installment of blah blah blah this was suggested by This guy but We all know how it starteeeeeeeeeeeed. I dont even care about the connection anymore so lets talk about some other shit. Ik this is short. 10/10 talk idegaf lets just get on with this fucking shit before i die

Introduction
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS



VS



                                                                       BEGIN!

Harry Potter:
I've arrived. Any enemy of Harry, beware!

'Cuz in this battle, you're inferior, Spider-Man. I'm not scared.

I'm Lightning on the track. I'm the one everyone admires.

I don't need love to beat you. I'm spitting Goblets of Fire.

You're Hollow like Godric. I'm a Fantastic Beast on the mic.

You're all alone, Parker. You're unattractive and unliked.

Like Aragog, your fame has passed. Your stories are just lame.

Now, you're Sony's Patronus. Protecting them from losing fame.

Spider-Man:
A wise man once told me, "With great power comes great responsibility."

So, stop wasting time with heroics. I mean, look at your abilities.

An overpriced tree branch? I find that wack elf more scary.

I'd rather watch Star Wars than read any one of your books, Harry!

You're Mysterio Jr. I'm an expert at beating wizards.

And you envy me! On the inside, you're even greener than the Lizard!

Take away that scar on your head and you're worthless, so just quit.

Or else The Boy Who Lived won't live through the fire that I spit.

Harry Potter:
I've seen many Dementors that suck less than that verse.

All of your dirt rhymes should be considered an unforgivable curse.

Don't mess with me. I'm a Harry that would never be your friend.

And the Venom that I'm spitting will surely be your end!

Spider-Man:
Ha! Please! Every single one of your magic tricks are weak.

And your enemy's a no-nosed bald cloak-wearing freak!

Don't need a prophecy to know you were destined to lose this bout.

So, if you'll excuse me, I have some real threats to take out!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?



EPIC RAP BATTLES *Spider-Man swings by in front of the logo* OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Who won? Harry Potter Spider-Man

Hints: Decoded
Damn I should do hints more often sry

Hints for the next battle
TBA