User blog:SkeepTieel/Friendship is Witchcraft vs Five Nights at Fuckboy's. ERB:PvA Season 1

Yey, battle.

Thanks to Gary the Squirtle for proofreading...?

Cast
Text to Speech Programs as Freddy Fuckboy, Bonnie the Bunny , Foxy the Pirate Fox , Chica the Chicken , Toy Bonnie , ??? and ???

SkeepTieel as Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash , Rarity , Fluttershy , Applejack , Pinkie Pie , Spike , ??? and ???

Beat
Kustom - Tower Low

Kustom - Demo This

http://picosong.com/uPPk/

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING 

VERSUS

BEGIN

FNAFB
Inhale! Time to tickle my dickle in another fickle predicament

Fuckboy crew is beckoning, tryhards be threatening steppin up to ‘im

Singing ‘bout incest? Seen better habits from Freddy

So don’t lose your heads, or you’ll go missing like me in Fuckboy’s three

Can’t a masturbating pirate get some motherfucking privacy?!

Fuck! Burn Yiffy bitches in these five nights of debauchery!

E v e n h a c k e d M a n g l e d s p a s t i c a n i m a t r o n i c s c o u l d n ’ t o u t l a s t t h i s

Dongs will be yiffed, so- devour my hot bird ass, bitch

FiW
First of all, we’re not dogs, so your threats are invalid

Ripping open portals harder than how we’ll snap Fred’s metal phallus

With egos bigger than Rainbow Dash’s, you all won’t match Rainbow’s talent

R e p r e s e n t i n g t h e C u l t o f S m o o z e, s o y o u ’ d b e t t e r k e e p u p y o u r s t a n c e s

Picking fights like how I pick apples, easier than How I Won The War

You Smooze, You Lose, manipulate ya into doing AJ’s chores

W i t h y o u r w e a k i n d e c i s i v e a t t a c k s, y o u ’ d b e t t e r i n s t e a d c h o o s e t o f l e e

C a u s e w e ’ l l l e a v e t h e s e d r a g o n d i c k e a t e r s- even more abused than me!

Freddy Fuckboy
oh fuuccckkkk

ded

Toy Bonnie
is there anyone who can finish the battle

anyone

???
are you ready for not freddy

???
TIME TO YIFF SOME DICKS

FNAFB
Springtrap & Golden Freddy 

Lay the foundations and state the basics, but this ain’t no minigame

Infuriating like The Puppet, these soulless foals know they’re insane

Devour pretty ponies like eye candy, can’t escape with Exact Sight

With messy rhyme schemes like your beds, I’ll serve out some Somnous Strikes

EQUIPPED WITH THE MOST KINGLY RAPS, BUT THIS TIME IT AIN'T CAFFEINE-FREE

BREAK THESE PINK TOYS LIKE FREDDY’S MASCULINITY

HUMOUR’S EDGIER THAN OUR SUITS, I’D REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN SMOOZE

SODA INFUSED IN THIS LOOSE SUIT, S O I T ’ S T I M E I L E T L O O S E

wait no only me

FiW
Princess Molestia (Luna) & Princess Celestia

Check your suit’s weight if you think you can best the sexiest

Your raps were not pleasant, it was like it was taught by a pegasus

Despite with all these letters, I won’t break a sweat while wrecking ‘em

Defendin’ Equestrians, unless they’re the neighbouring kingdom

Mess with the festive sexiness, and the verbal execution commences

The heads of Equestria won’t rest, ‘til we leave crude jokes Molested

Your stats and attacks won’t last, like how I gave my title away

So pack your shit and go home! Well, at least until the fourth game

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES: PONIES VS ANYTHING

Poll
WHO WON?! FiW FNAFB

Hint
https://youtu.be/cH-yA8U2XgI