Talk:Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison/@comment-74.111.127.147-20130310081340

Jim Carrey vs. Adam Sandler

Sandler:

The price is wrong bitch, no one should pay to see you

You're an overblown spaz, and after this, you're through

You can't go the whole nine yards, Jim, even if you're carried

You'll fall on your rubber face. I now pronounce you dead and buried

Bring your game face and every other face on your shelf

Man you try so hard to fail, I could just watch you beat yourself

Cause you don't mess with the Zohan, my skills are sick!

Ipkiss your ass goodbye, give my regards to Little Nick!

Carrey:

Alrighty then, let's mark your place with Pauly Shore!

I could rap from my ass, and I'd still kick yours

I get laughs cause I'm funny. You're just laughed at cause you suck

The best thing you ever did was play a punch drunk fuck!

You're a chump for fat guys watching cable, in their tighty whities

About to be struck down, by the force of Bruce Almighty!

Any more crap in your flicks and you'd officially be a plumber

I had smarter jokes than you when I was doing Dumb and Dumber!

Sandler:

You're still doing it, freak. The moron act is all you've got

You should've known that that was it and left while it was selling hot

I got real staying power. Deeds is wheeling in the bucks!

Try your artsy crap and kiddie flicks. Know something? You suck!

Carrey:

Could you speak into my good ear? You say I'm a short sensation?

Like the people saying I've been snubbed an oscar nomination?

Learning how to mix it up, my friend, does not mean that you're spazzy

What do I know? You're the guy who swept the motherfucking razzies!