User blog:0ShadowStories/Hamlet VS Macbeth - ERBIdeas

Swapped the ERBIdeas to after the battle name for no reason. Anyway, battle of the tragedies. No i didn't try to do iambic since im god awful at that.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Hamlet VS Macbeth! BEGIN!

Macbeth:

Something wicked this way comes.

A mad prince, unaware of what he becomes.

But screw your courage to the sticking-place.

To your whole family, your a whimsical disgrace.

Macduff would be angered, same for his dead other.

More pity for you, stead your whore of a mother.

What, can the devil speak it and be true?

Thy retched face hath spit that blew.

Come thy spirits, that but this blow.

Thy mother drank poison to deal with thy ego.

Hamlet:

To be or not to be, that is the question.

You're rhymes foul like your cord progression.

Let loose with a murder most foul.

Once did hold a liar beneath a cowl.

This man more a jester then poor Yorick.

Your skills with words are poorly prehistoric.

A rebellious hell infects this matron's bones.

And there's more death in your play then Game of Thrones.

Macbeth:

Fair is Foul, and Foul is Fair.

Now I rise again, and an end there.

Like dear Ophelia, i'd rather drown then be with this clown.

You killed your whole family just to fight for the crown.

Uncle Claudius believes your insane in thy brain.

I'll listen close as you cry 'I am slain!'

Hamlet:

A little more than kin and less than kind.

I murdered fools who were simply blind.

By my father's death, you have not seen any yet.

I believe you'd say now that you have been wrecked.

By thy name and reputation, after only two months wedded.

Now i think i understand why you were beheaded.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF-eck..."announcer dies"

Who Won? Hamlet Macbeth