The Cat in the Hat

"Even Horton doesn't want to hear you!"

- Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat assisted Doctor Seuss in battling William Shakespeare in Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare. He also made a cameo in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. He was played by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper
The Cat in the Hat is the title character in Dr. Seuss' book The Cat in the Hat and its sequel The Cat in the Hat Comes Back. He is also featured in 4 other books and a movie of the same name. The Cat in the Hat is a tall, mischievous cat, wearing a big, red and white-striped hat and a red bow tie. He is one of Dr. Seuss' most famous characters.

Verse 1:
I would not, could not on a boat

Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote.

Even Horton doesn't want to hear you.

And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!

You bore people to death.

You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth.

I entertain a child of any age.

You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat.

Think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?

I got a best-selling book about me coming back!



Verse 2:
You rap fast you do. Yes, you rap fast, it's true.

Now let's see how you rap versus Things 1 & 2!

(Things 1 and 2's turn)

Trivia

 * The Cat in the Hat is the first rapper to rap in place of a contestant, covering for Dr. Seuss, with the next being Thing 1 & 2 in the same battle.
 * He is the second non-human to rap, after the Easter Bunny, both of which are played by Nice Peter.
 * Peter announced on the ERB Forums that the Cat in the Hat was his second favorite character to play, the first being Ludwig van Beethoven.
 * Peter said that he took a picture of the Cat in the Hat in front of a blue background for the background of Muhammad Ali vs Michael Jordan.
 * He is the second rapper to have a tail, the first being the Easter Bunny.