User blog:NoticeMe/The Joker vs Darth Vader (Evil Royale) - An SSRB Special



 SCREAMIN' SUN RAP BATTLES!!!



I'm pretty proud of this one, ENJOY!

The greatest fictional villains go against each other in a rap battle

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 Rappers:

 The Joker is colored Pink

 Darth Vader is colored Grey

 Voldemort is colored Violet

 GLaDOS is colored Orange The Joker vs Darth Vader BEGIN!!!

The Joker:

Oh! This is madness; I’m against the Dark Side (HAHA)

But there’s no darker force than a psychopath’s mind

I’d kill for a smile, watch you choke on your own

You’ll be losing your mind with those shitty white clones

‘cause I don’t give batshit if you are the Sith Lord

Waving glowsticks and catches breath on every word

Lost limbs, you had, yes, what a backstory

You’re a failed Skywalker, We don’t need all your movies

A great DC villain, call me motherfuckin’ crazy!

You’re one pissy Anakin who just can’t keep his lady

Beaten by Luke, what a shame for a father

You call yourself evil but you’re fit for this flower

C’mon, why so serious? Put smile on that mask

Or I’ll carve it up for you and one down your ass

You’re a sad kid slave, here’s a magic trick

Train a douchebag teen... POOF! …Black prick…

Vader:

I glance at your face, now I see all the joke

All the gay looks, cheap tricks, words you just spoke

You hide beneath the hood, you fall and you drown

Like a big fool, you end up dressed as a clown

Go laugh at yourself ‘cause you can’t beat The Bat

I’d crush him with my mind, one choke and he’ll snap

You’re a vulnerable man, one swipe with my saber

I’m a Dark Armored Lord, the iconic, call me Master

A star in this war, all my films are blockbuster

You brag about your grin and your dry-ass humor

I’d bring down Gotham, beating you isn’t hard

You’re that one shit Joker in a full decked card

A pathetic fucking jester, Worst enemy I had

So just go back to that useless suicide squad

The Force has Awaken so it’s time to spit more

‘cause you have no match against the Dark Lord!

“…So, you call yourself Dark Lord?”

Voldemort:

The time has come for a Prophecy’s end

Last Slytherin heir shall defeat these men

I’m the real Dark Lord, dare not speak of me

True magic you’ve seen is in the Land of Disney

You muggle of a clown if you face me in a fight

I leave you petrified like the Basilisk’s sight

The Parseltongue hisses an unforgiving verse

Dis spells cause pain like Cruciatus curse

End the clown party with a point of a wand

Beware, all of my Death eaters have spawned

And now, I have risen against these two

Spoilers. You’ve been killed by “You-Know-Who”

New villain?! I’m filled with euphoria

Your dis comes back at you like “Avada Kedabra!” (hahaha)

What a no-nosed wizard who can’t kill a Potter

You’re the piece of shit in your own Bathroom Chamber

“Speaking of chambers... Welcome to the Aperture Science chamber

Let’s have some little testing shall we?…

You ugly monsters!”

GLaDOS:

How’s all your lives? I’m surprised you’re still alive

This A.I. shall test which antagonist survives

My turrets down your asses, these lyrics aren’t stopping

Your joker gas is not enough to beat my neurotoxin

Two claims their own title, but what is it when you’re dead?

My Operating System will be GLaD to take your head

But this thing is no magic; “it’s just SCIENCE!”, very well…

I’ll stuff you in my cubes and it is no horcrux spell

No comic, book or movie can match corrupted Caroline

Go leave the portal now ‘cause your life support’s malfunctioning

Your corpses in your coffins that is what I’m countin’ on

So goodbye, What I really want is all of you gone

Solanum Tuberosum! Ahhhhh! What have you done?

You have threatened my power you robotic scum!

You think you can stop me with those spells? Well, you tried

All your victory’s a piece cake… "Target Acquired!" It’s a LIE

Who won? The Joker Darth Vader You-Know-Who (Voldemort) GLaDOS

SCREAMIN' SUN... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA RAP BATTLES!

Lyrics that did not make it to the final battle:
 * -|Scrapped Lyrics:=

You have never even played on your own girl Harley

So better fucking join the suicide army

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Behold, let me show you my real sorcery!

True magic you have seen? In the land of Disney

Step up to my wand and It'll be a little rough

This jester and cyborg belongs to Hufflepuff

The You-Know-Who spits unforgiving verses

Dis spells cause pain like "Crucios!" curses!

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Got my sorcery on fire, Dis spells so cold

Give you torturing burns "CRUCIO!"

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Tell me, when's the time you have killed your test subject?

Now you're a P-body in a little puny object

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Dispatch your body 7 times like a horcrux

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Your corpses in your coffins, that's what I’m counting on

Goodbye to all of you time for your incineration


 * -|A few facts=


 * This is basically a battle of villains from different platforms
 * The Joker is from a Comic book series
 * Darth Vader is from a Movie Franchise
 * Voldemort is from a Book Series
 * GLaDOS is from a Video Game Franchise


 * I have once planned to release this battle last August, 2016. But because of time priorities and 11th grade, the writing process got a bit delayed.


 * This battle was supposed to be The Flash vs Usain Bolt, but I have scrapped that idea.


 * GLaDOS was supposed to battle Jigsaw but that battle was scrapped.


 * This Battle went to a lot of rapper ideas:
 * Rappers that were considered to be in the battle are:
 * Nero
 * Jigsaw
 * Maleficent
 * Satan