User blog:0ShadowStories/ERBIdeas - Ryu VS Scorpion

Stealing Jcoupe1's thing for a bit. FIGHT!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAME HISTORY! Ryu VS Scorpion! Begin!

Ryu:

This Street Fighter is going pro.

You'll never be able to beat me, Bro.

You claim you're not a murderer, but we all can see.

That your crazy, yet your raps are the result of a babality.

I'll destroy you, you can't beat Ryu.

I'm at the top of my game, nothing you can ever do.

I've got hot girls in my game, you've got snake bitches!

Careful Hanzo, i'll leave you in stiches.

You like it hot? Well my rhymes are smokin'.

You're already done, now taste my Hadoken!

Scorpion: 

Get over here, you headband wearing queer.

I'm Scorpion, a threat to everything you hold dear.

You're games just get more repetitive and dull.

You think you're badass? I spit fire from my skull!

Capcom's getting afraid of early leaks.

But why care about a game that's filled with freaks?

Ryu's so weak, let me go out on a limb.

I don't need a second verse, i've already finished him.

Ryu: 

You didn't join Shao Kahn, but you're no hero.

Beat me? Ha! You can't even beat Sub Zero.

I can beat anyone. From Akuma to Ken!

Now question, you're last good game was when?

My moves so smooth, you can't even touch me.

So quick, so strong, you'll be beat faster then you can even see.

I've got a Killer Instinct that you've met your maker.

I've beaten you so bad, it's a c-c-c-combo breaker!

Scorpion: 

Let this battle be over, admit to your sins.

Let me hear the familiar sound of Scorpion Wins.

Your raps are the worst, and i've been to hell!

You'll bite it harder then when your game sales fell.

Or wait, they didn't cause you haven't had a game to sell!

You're attacks are crap and my skill is an abnormality.

I've ripped you open with my rap, and that's one hell of a fatality.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!