User blog:Firebrand794/Pixelated Rhapsody: A tribute to RTP

Hey guys, Fire here and as it has been over a month since RTP left I figured it's time I give him a proper tribute. So, with the permission of Wachow, I decided to create this little song parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, I feel he would like it and it describes the basic history of Carson. So... here we go... Oh, and this is all from Pixel's pov.

Is this the real life?

Or Wiki fantasy?

Caught in a flame war

Then I have to leave the wiki.

They were lolling, and then I logged in

As me~

I'm a gone user, I need no sympathy

Because I'd join the chat, than I'd go

Edit count, oh so low

Any new blog post doesn't really matter to me~

Tooo meee~

Mama, just joined the wiki.

Wrote a name in the sign on, clicked the chat and now I'm on

Mama, my time had just begun.

But than you went and threw it all away.

Mamaaaaaa oooooooh.

You made all the users cry,

If I don't show up on the site this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on

Because it never really mattered...~

Too late, my time is done.

Sent rage into my blood, felt like I had been pushed in mud

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mamaaaaaa ooooooooh (any new blog post)

I don't wanna leave

Sometimes wish I'd never joined the wiki at all! ~

I see a new guy, let us welcome him to our site

Ahoy Mate, Ahoy Mate, welcome to our wiki

LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IF I CAN HELP WITH ANYTHING! ~

Hey new user, hey new user, hey new user, you seem nice you new sir,

Oh I concuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr! ~

I'ma young brony, nobody loves me...

HE'S IS A BRONY, THAT BRUNG IN HIS FAMILY, OH PLZ OH PLZ SPARE US THE TROLLERY!~

On a lot, not a bot, can I be a mod?

OH DEAR GOD NO! YOU CANNOT BE A MOD!

MAKE HIM MOD!

OH DEAR GOD NO! HE CANNOT BE A MOD!

MAKE HIM MOD!

OH DEAR GOD NO! HE CANNOT BE A MOD!

MAKE HIM MOD!

CANNOT BE A MOD!

MAKE HIM MOD!

NEVER NEVER!

MAKE HIM MOOOOOOOD!

HE. CAN. NOT. BE. A. MOD!

Oh Mod-uh Mia, Mod-uh mia,

OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE MAKE HIM MOD!

THE BUREAUCRATS HAVE SAID NEXT IN MOD LINE IS ME...

IS ME...

IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ~

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TROLL ME AND TRY TO MAKE ME CRY!?

SO YOU THINK YOUR FLAMING WILL MAKE ME SAY BYE!?

NOOOOOOO, BUDDY, NOT GONNA HAPPEN BUDDY!

NOT GONNA LOG OUT! NOT GONNA LOG OUT OF HERE! ~

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Oooooooooh noooooooooo

Oooooooooh noooooooooo ~

Well I am now leaving, the reasons I won't tell

I will really miss you guys...

I will miss you guys...

Fareweeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll... ~

Any new bloooooooog poooooooooooooooooooossssssssssst...