User blog:Matoro58/The Tourney of Time, Space, and Reality - "Dirty" Harry Callahan vs Tyler Durden

So this one of the battle for Joe's tourney, me as Dirty Harry from Dirty Harry, and TK as Tyler Durden from Fight Club, so enjoy.

Cast
Me as "Dirty" Harry Callahan

User:TKandMit as Tyler Durden/The Narrator

The Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF JOE'S TOURNEY!!

TYLER DURDEN!!

VS!!

DIRRRTY HARRRRRY!!!

BEGIN!!

Dirty Harry
I'll bring on my Magnum Force, so be prepared,

For this Sudden Impact will stop your minds form being repaired!

My job is dirty, but your hands are dirtier,

Assault and battery on Jared Leto, no girls' are getting hornier!

You shouldn't be cheating on Tim Burton's partner,

For my .44 will beat you up harder,

Criminals wants to rape and kill, but you want corporate freedom,

So I'll send Scorpio after you, you'll both be dead seconds after meeting him!

So if that will make your little Mayhem Project Junk,

I got question for both of you: Do you feel lucky, punks?