User blog:Matoro58/Alex DeLarge vs. Tyler Durden/Epic Rap Battles Of Movie Character Season 1

Hi there everyone, and today, I present you the antihero of the highly controversial A Clockwork Orange, Alex Delarge, against against the two main leads of the 1999 cult movie Fight Club, The Narrator and his alter-ego, Tyler Durden. Note that the narrator's verses are in Italics, while Tyler's are Bold.

Cast
EpicLLOYD as Alex DeLarge

Nice Peter as The Narrator/Tyler Durden

Locations
Alex DeLarge - Bar with erotic statues

The Narrator/Tyler Durden - Underground Fight Club

Battle
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'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MOVIE CHARACTERS!!!

ALEX DELARGE!!!

VS!

TYLERRRRR DURRRDENNNNN!!!

BEGIN!'''

Alex DeLarge
Viddy well!

I'll put a cap in your heads, then send you both down to hell!

You want Ultra-Violence, let it fall on your heads!

If only you spent more time sitting-up than in bed,

Because you'll need your muscles and fists for this fight!

Running a Fight Club while I sing in the rape at night!

Admit your virginity to me!

Because you can only spend your time dreaming about what you could be!

Tyler Durden & The Narrator
If only it was that easy for you!

You were strapped up in a straightjacket, while we show off our pecs, us two!

''Look at him! No wonder why he's that skinny!''

He spent too much time running after raping those women, like the cops' names were Dirty Harry!

We can persuade cops to join our cause, as if the city's called Gotham!

He may dream of sex and violence, but he's not as creative as I am!

Thanks to Jack's complete boredom, I came into all the anarchy,

And we'll show this truant that two minds are obviously better than one of an underage kiddy!

Alex DeLarge
I really hope that was your best,

So when I'm done, I'll go play with your girlfriend's breast,

You are Jack's Lack of Potent Sexuality,

And as for Tyler, my cane wants to give him a head fatality!

Tyler Durden & The Narrator
We'll shoot through your cane like it was silk,

So we can smash on you this glass of milk!

If you like sex, we're sure you'll like the prison rapists' tits,

And the first rule of Fight Club is, ''you better as he'll not talk about it!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

ON EPIC (Fight!) RAP (Fight!) BATTLES (Fight!) OF (Fight!) MOVIE CHARACTERS!!!

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