User blog:DexterMaximus/ERB News with Shoop "Lion" Dogg

What's up, bitches? This is Snoop Dogg here for an update on da sickest shit ever to hit the ERB Wiki! This aint about ya normal shizzle, by ma hometown dawgz Dope Peter and Epic Lloydizzle, this is about mah homie Dexter Maximus, the dopest rapper to ever step foot in this here web-shizzle-site. This is an update on the upcoming second series of his nameless Epic Rap Battles of Shizzlestry. In his dopest series finale, Gregory House vs Sheldon Cooper, the shizzlest detective in all of the world jumped his ass in there, Sherlock Holmes, and stated that one of the rappers; House, Cooper, the also nameless Doctor, and Spencer Reid, the shizzlingest clever kid on Criminal Minds; will face Holmes in the second series. The Doctor is that rapper, so look forward to that. Meanwhile...

Snoop_fo'shizzle_dogg.png Battles in His Second Shizzle Series
If you haven't already stopped reading due to the mass overuse of the word shizzle, here are the updates on Dexter's new series.

The man himself is working on a few battles that he wants ''you! yes, you! ''to guess. Here are the hints.

Battle 1-

Silent but deadly

Hitler would think this guy is handsome

The only way this guy could escape would be rowan' away in a boat.

Battle 2-

This battle has a number of rules, on one contender

The other contender is in the same show as somebody in the previous' serious finale

1 word - headslap

Battle 3-

Lance better neil down to this guy

Returner alert!

Freddie Mercury mentions the guy in his lyrics

Other news
Basically, the best shizzling man around, has unfortunatly for the ho's and bitchez, got engaged! The lucky person is Firebrand, who will be marrying him sometime, I dunno, I'm just Snoop Catt.

That's The End
...This is the mothershizzling end, motherfucker. See you's at an unspecified date. Snoop "Moses" Dogg out!