User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/Epic RAP Battles of Horror Season 3 News with Eyeless Jack

grrrRRRAAAAAAAAH! WELCOME TO MY WORLD! In this instance, my world meaning blog and welcome meaning the implication that you're actually reading this. You all look lovely today! I can't really tell, I don't have eyes, but I'm sure you look nice! IT'S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HORROR SEASON 3 AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A NUT FULL OF NEWS BUSTED ALL OVER YOUR FACE BY EYELESS JACK!



First things first, the smashing finale was recently finished off, along with Season 2, and we really ended it with a bang! Yet another thanks to our awesome guests from throughout the season for their OUTSTANDING help! That aside, you may have noticed the title says "the LAST Epic Rat Battles of Horror" HAH! I BET THAT FOOLED NOBODY! The Epic Rat Battles of Horror is over, but Epic Rap Battles of Horror is just beginning! Read that sentence another few times and you'll realize I'm not an idiot, you just weren't paying attention!



Point aside, here's some real KILLER news for you! There will be special guests! Requested match ups! Team battles! Third parties! Doppleganger battles! New Logo! New EVERYTHING! ME! PREPARE YOURSELVES!

Season 3 will consist of fifteen typical battles, not including four Holiday specials as well as two off-seasons. That totals out to around a TWENTY ONE BATTLE SEASON! HELLS YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT! I DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES! And here's your season line up, only this time, better disoriented so Wonder can't reverse the effects and see Sonic.exe again! Was that a hint to Sonic.exe vs Elizabeth Bathory 2? No!



Now, while the season may be entirely planned out, we're still a bit "iffy" on a few of them. '''LET US HEAR YOUR SUGGESTIONS! '''

To get you guys even FURTHER excited, here's a sneak trailer Noah's put together in Windows Movie Maker for you dickwads so you can get hyped up over your possibly-third favorite fanmade blog series on a wiki! This could literally not be less important!

ENJOY! I'll be seeing YOU ALL in Season 3... well... metaphorically... you see, I don't actually have eyes.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

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I'm late, aren't I.

Oh... um... Herobrine... you're not in this news blog.

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