User blog:JakeTheManiac/Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 2: JakeTheManiac vs MetalFire

Oh, hey, a Jake blog that's not an interview. That's a rarity nowadays. Anyways, welcome to the third match of the second round of the Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament. Tonight's battle features a fire caused by metal rapping against a maniac named Jake. The connection being guys who lost early in last year's tournament and made it to round 2 this year, one getting a landslide victory and the other having a close match up. Improvised intro is improvised. Thanks to Wonder for giving us this opportunity and Jella for the cool (and as of right now, not on the blog) titlecard. So, without further ado, let's Marvin Gaye and get it on… that sounds dirty, never mind. Just read.

The Cast

Jake T. Maynyak as JakeTheManiac

Jose Joestar as MetalFire

The Battle

FIFTH OFFICIAL WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT!!!

ROUND 2!!!!!

JAKETHEMANIAC!!!!!

VERSUS!!!!!

METALFIRE!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

MetalFire:

Welcome to Inside the User's Studio, I’m your host, Jose

Today we have Jake, who specializes in milking Coupe

Tell me, redneck, how could a nobody from nowhere be known?

It’s by being a discount MSV, but with an extra chromosome

You said it yourself, you’re scared to face this shooting Joestar

A Polish Sausage’s roasted when smoked by this Cuban Cigar

You strive to be a try hard Letterman to every user you meet

Go back to your real job and wave the Six white Flags in defeat!

JakeTheManiac:

Well, I'm flattered to know that you'd put my junk on your mouth

Shouldn't shock me, though; you like being on the | dick of the South

I'm in the heart of | Music City, you're in the | sperm of Florida's coast

You best His-panic when I rock harder than Maud when I roast

You're as soft as aluminum and about as hot as a freezer

And tonight the Maniac's running wild on a wanna-beaner

I'm extravagant when rapping at this blasphemous pacifist

My analysis says tell this massive weeb that his ass is whipped!

Metal:

Wachow has more savage piledrivers, you're no Maniac

'Cause you can’t handle showing your face or being called Jack

To answer your question on how to fix your relationships frustration:

Since you love learning fetishes, call me daddy for compensation

Just another 9 year old into Roblox, Barney and MLG

Your lines look half assed, stick to stealing from an AWC

You had to tag in a Daily Show rip off for some publicity

Like Stewart, you tagged out, but no one misses your series

Jake:

Mark this as twice you're against a saint but you still ain't got a prayer

Tried to crush the comp last year; couldn't even stomp out a Flare

You school me on relationships? Voice is better with the girls than you!

Just because you got a waifu on the web doesn't mean your love is true

I'll take a tac-otaku out like it's Chipotle! Jose's flow's so phoney!

Jake is putting down this ani-mediocre rapping one-trick brony!

So just go and hide behind | guys unfortunate to be your friends

'Cause I ran you back to the border, I Made The Wiki Great Again!

WHO WON?!?!?!

WHO ADVANCES?!?!?!

YOU DECIDE IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!

'''MEEEEEEGUUUUH-nope. Not doing that this year.'''