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The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Being A Wizard
Being a wizard is great because there are many advantages. These advantages can include various things that can assist you in your everyday life. Although there are advantages, there are also disadvantages. These disadvantages can include various things that can affect you badly in your everyday life. Now that you know what advantages and disadvantages are, I will now give you some examples.

Advantages: Disadvantages:
 * You can do cool magic and shit
 * You can pull all the bitches with your magic wand
 * You get a cool hat
 * You get a cool beard
 * You get a cool robe
 * You get a cool broom
 * There are no disadvantages of being a wizard. You know why? Because you are a MOTHER FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!! A-MOTHER-FUCKING-WIZARD!!!!!!!!111!!11///?!1!1!1

Thank you for coming to this session of "Story Time With Jella".