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Check out my blog for random rap battles! I like to write, and when I'm not writing, I am a nail, so yeah. Don't laugh at my crappy user page, it's going through a hard time.

Pokemon stuff
POKEMON BATTLE RECORD: 5-5

(2-0 vs. DWAS- one time he used a joke team)

(2-2 vs. Killerface45- one time he used 6 magikarps)

(1-2 vs. Nikki Lee 1999)

(0-1 vs. Tkid115)

Electrode is best Pokemon

My ERB Rating Scale
How did I think the ERBs were? (Battle names in red means I have written an entire blog to dicuss the battle)

<1 =Utter Garbage

1-3.5 = Horrible; not worth the rewatch.

4-4.5 = Made a few mistakes.

5 = Average

5.5 = Meh

6- 6.5 = Good

7-7.5 = Great

8-8.5 = Fantastic

9-9.5 = Nearly perfect

10 = Perfect in every way

Season 1 Opinions (Season Rating 5.3/10)
John Lennon vs. Bill O' Reilly 4.5/10

The battle wasn't great, but it was the start of ERB, so I won't get on its case too much.


 * Winner: Bill O' Reilly

Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler 6/10

The matchup was brilliant, but the battle itself was meh.


 * Winner: Darth Vader

Chuck Norris vs. Abe Lincoln 6/10

I thought that most of the Chuck Norris memes were good, unlike some others.


 * Winner: Chuck Norris

Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga 3/10

This is a bad battle, no doubt. The only reason that Sarah Palin won is because Lady Gaga was PITIFUL.


 * Winner: Sarah Palin

Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs. Kim Jong Il 1/10

It was that bad. No re-watch factor. Macho Man was ok, but Hulk Hogan was so bad that I can't say his side won.


 * Winner: Neither side won

Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven 7/10

This is the first quality battle, imo. Bieber lost, but not nearly as bad as people say.


 * Winner: Beethoven

Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking 2/10

This battle was bad. Einstein made at least 2 bad wheelchair jokes, and Hawking's autotune was clever but annoying.


 * Winner: Neither of them

Genghis Khan vs. Easter Bunny 5.5/10

The lyrics are pretty forgettable but the matchup is so insane that I can't help but rewatch.


 * Winner: Genghis Khan

Napoleon vs. Napoleon 7/10

This is one of my Season One faves. No, I'm not going to use the "Napoleon won" joke.


 * Winner: Napoleon Bonaparte

Billy Mays vs. Ben Franklin 6.5/10

The battle is okay, yet forgettable. That's not to say it isn't worth rewatching, however.


 * Winner: Ben Franklin

Gandalf vs. Dumbledore 6/10

I know nothing about these franchises, but I still thought the battle was okay.


 * Winner: Gandalf

Dr. Seuss vs. Shakespeare 6.5/10

The battle would've been rated higher if it weren't for Things 1 & 2 being obnoxious as all hell.


 * Winner: Shakespeare

Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers 6/10

Not great, but not bad. It's quite rewatchable, though.


 * Winner: Mr. T

Columbus vs. Captain Kirk 6.5/10

I liked the way Kirk rapped. It was different. This is probably the hardest winner to decide of the season.


 * Winner: Columbus (by a small margin, could change)

Nice Peter vs. EpicLloyd 6/10

They probably should have waited longer in the series to do this battle, but whatever.


 * Winner: EpicLloyd

Season 2 Opinions  (Season Rating 6.77/10)
Hitler vs. Vader II 7/10

The battle was too short. Other than that, it was a decent season opening battle.


 * Winner: Hitler

Master Chief vs. Leonidas 8/10

This battle looked so much better than the Season 1 battles, and sounded better as well.


 * Winner: Leonidas

Wright Bros. vs. Mario Bros. 6.5/10

The battle was okay, but far from Season 2's best. Rhett and Link did a great job.


 * Winner: Wright Bros.

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley 9/10

This is one of my favorite battles to date; the lyrics were amazing and the costumes/voices complemented it.


 * Winner: Michael Jackson (mainly the young one)

Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe 7.5/10

This has to be one of the most underrated battles in the series.


 * Winner: Cleopatra

Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates 6.5/10

This felt more like a true rap battle to me; the rappers need more then two verses, even if it's 3 short ones.


 * Winner: Bill Gates

Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury 6.5/10

This battle felt one-sided. This battle could have been better.


 * Winner: Freddie Mercury (although not by much)

Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney 6/10

Lincoln felt both necessary and unnecessary in this battle at the same time. Barack's lyrics were also sub-par.


 * Winner: Romney (OMG, IKR)

Doc Brown vs. Doctor Who 6.5/10

I know nothing about these two, but this battle still finds a way to be enjoyable.


 * Winner: Doc Brown

Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood 8/10

Another Season 2 gem. The matchup was great, and the lyrics were good too.


 * Winner: Eastwood

Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes 6/10

I have mixed feelings about this battle. I'll leave the rating low for now.


 * Winner: Sherlock & Watson

Moses vs. Santa Claus 7/10

This is probably the battle that I've viewed the least, because it NEVER shows up in the related videos of other battles.


 * Winner: Moses

Adam vs. Eve 2.5/10

This is how NOT to do a man v. woman battle. The only redeeming quality was how beautiful Season 2 battles looked.


 * Winner: Neither of them.

Ghandi vs. Martin Luther Jing Jr. 6.5/10

After MLK's first verse, the lyrics turn to crap (except for the last line XD).


 * Winner: Gandhi

Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison 7.5/10

This was the first battle I saw, and it was enjoyable. After a few rewatches, this battle is really underrated.


 * Winner: Edison

Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong 6/10

This battle would be disappointing when it first comes out, but over time it isn't actually that bad.


 * Winner: Babe Ruth

Mozart vs. Skrillex 7/10

This battle is much less one-sided than it seems. Mozart still wins.


 * Winner: Mozart

Rasputin vs. Stalin 7/10

An enjoyable enough finale. Although I kinda can't stand battle royales, it kinda worked here.


 * Gorbachev > Stalin > Rasputin > Putin = Lenin

Season 3a Opinions (Season Rating 5.75/10 but still worse than S1)
Hitler vs. Vader III 5/10

A very 'average' way to start the season. Looking back, the battle wasn't TOO bad.


 * Winner: Hitler

Blackbeard vs. Al Capone 9.5/10

Everything about this battle was high-quality. Props to ERB and to Assassin's creed for sponsoring this.


 * Winner: Blackbeard

Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc 4/10

Mistakes were made. Oh boy, mistakes were made. However, it doesn't even touch the low quality of early Season 1.


 * Winner: Miley

Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso 5.5/10

The battle was great at first, but looking back, it's kinda meh.


 * Winner: Bob Ross

Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali 7/10

I liked the 3 verses each thing, but the matchup was a bit boring.


 * Winner: Michael Jordan

Donald Trump vs. Ebenezer Scrooge 3.5/10

Moses vs Santa was a FAR better special. Also, the only thing saving Season 3a from mediocrity is Blackbeard vs. Al Capone.


 * Winner: I don't even know.

Season 3b Opinions (Season Rating 7/10)
Rick Grimes vs. Walter White 6.5/10

The matchup was iffy, but the battle wasn't too bad.


 * Winner: Rick Grimes

Goku vs. Superman 6/10

I still can't believe they did this battle. It was okay, I guess.


 * Winner: Goku

Stephen King vs. Edgar Allen Poe 8.5/10

A great battle, and Season 3's second truly great battle.


 * Winner: Stephen King

Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye 6.5/10

Nye was incredibly disappointing and Neil Degrasse Tyson was not enough to make the battle seem 'not one-sided'.


 * Winner: Isaac Newton

George Washington vs. William Wallace 7.5/10

The battle looked stunning, and the lyrics were decent, but Nice Peter's voice choice for Washington could have been better.


 * Winner: Wallace

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Renaissance Artists 7/10

Ignoring the fact that this is a season finale, it was a good battle, even if the Artists had WAY more lines.


 * Winner: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles