User blog:Corporal Genesis DXTR/Video Game Tourney Round 1- Trevor Phillips (Corporal Genesis DXTR) vs Limbo Boy (ProbablyNoah)

Hello, and welcome to the first round of my Video Game Character Tournament. In this battle, we have me as Trevor Phillips, the psychopathic bank robber from Grand Theft Auto V, against Limbo Boy, a character which I have absolutely no fucking idea about. He's from a game called Limbo, which, from what I've gathered, is a Braid-like indie game. Anyway, enough with the chit-chat. Let it begin!

Cast
ProbablyNoah as Limbo Boy Corporal Genesis DXTR as Trevor Phillips

Battle
''Trevor, having left Los Santos almost immediatly after finishing the big score, is living in a small village. He doesn't like this village. It's creepy. Nearly always misty. Then, one night - when it's especially misty - he decides to go for a walk. "Fucking Silent Hill." he exclaims. Then, a figure, a dark sillhouette of a boy, approaches him. "Who are you" asks the Canadian-born madman. ''

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

"What the fuck?"

TREVOR PHILLIPS!

VS!

"Is this you, Michael?"

LIMBO BOY!

BEGIN!

Trevor-

Oh, it's you. I thought it was a real rapper, guess not

You can't beat me, go put your sister back in her cot

Ah! I forgot, she's dead isn't she, and soon so shall you

How am I supposed to rap, when nobody in the world knows you

I will do funny things to your corpse, after I stab you in the face

I could mumble this rap and you couldn't keep up with my pace.

I bet your game didn't become the best-selling after one day

My verse is done, how you gonna compete to that shit, eh?

Limbo Boy-

Trevor-

Limbo Boy-

Poll
TBA