Talk:Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley/@comment-173.48.114.125-20120315012906/@comment-76.99.207.121-20120315015820

now I'm here to whoop your ass!

I've read up all your facts, you cure cancer with your tears?

Well tell me, Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?

You're a washed up has-been on TV selling total gyms.

And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon!

I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth!

I'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE I SQUASHED THE SOUTH!

I never told a lie and I won't start now,

You're a horse with a limp, I will put you down!

There I got it all out in one comment. can we be done with this now?