Talk:Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr./@comment-67.167.196.149-20131104051900

MLK won this one hands down. I think the only reason why Gandhi was voted for so much was because of his last line about "I passively resist the fact that you suck. I'm celibate because I don't give a fuck!" and people thought it was clever and funny, and that's what stuck.

But if you look at Martin Luther King Jr., his rhymes were much wittier and funnier-

"I’m the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia

No shoes, no shirt, but I’m still gonna serve ya!

Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast

Then thank God all mighty you can eat at last

I admire the way you broke the British power

But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower!

Like the “H” in your name, you oughta remain silent

Flatten your style like bread, naan violence"

and let's not forget "Nigga we got more beef than one of you sacred cows, but I'm about to forgive you so hard right now!" This line was hilarious- "we got more beef than one of your sacred cows". That, and the reference to having a dream that someday Gandhi would take a shower, made MLK the winner of this battle, hands down.