Thread:JPhil2.0/@comment-24083265-20150405174116/@comment-11723493-20150408215506

It's Tony Stark, coming at you live from Stark Tower.

I've got enough superhero cred to make this Green bitch cower!

You might know me as the billionaire genius who foiled Loki's plan:

Saving the Earth, keeping the peace, that's right, I'm Iron Man!

Incredible, infallible, invincible, it's obvious in the rhymes I spit.

I don't like this douchebag, but there's still a ring on it!

When I'm not protecting humanity or innovating for this world, for you,

I'm wrecking the fools who step to me, much like your movie wrecked the DCCU!

A magic ring that gives you power? Like, that's never been seen before.

You're a bore, losing this battle like Thanos lost the Infinity War!

You're Frodo on dope, I'm a better-looking version of Bill Gates.

I've got a $9.3 billion net worth, while you punch your way through space!

My power doesn't come from the suit, my mind is what powers me.

You're less help than Aquaman, why are you even in the Justice League?

A Warm light for all mankind to share, I outshine your lantern corps!

Hal Jordan? John Stewart? Who cares? You're nothing anymore!