User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Fozzie Bear Vs Luan Loud

Intro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

FOZZIE BEAR!

VS

LUAN LOUD!!!

BEGIN!

Fozzie
Wakka Wakka bitch fozzie scratching at you like robin wiliams,

When it comes to slapping bitches i kill em.

You can beat me and my rhymes comedy is my thing,

I got so many lyrics they cause quite a sting.

nothing against your personally kid but your just waiting to be rapped on,

after your creator got fired it's a wonder why nick didn't move on.

whack with a rubber chicken more harder then whne I smack hoes.

I met your mother before this battle Luan and on her pussy i did blow.

Luan
Oh wow Fozzie great rap,

just kidding those lyrics were whack.

i get it my mother has a big butt no need to remind me,

but i got in the rear when it comes to booty.

what's the difference between you and me Fozzie well i will tell you this,

my show is great while your ABC Adult Party was pure shit.

you became such a meanie in that series even kermit would agree,

the worse you did thought was when you rebooted Muppet Babies.

Fozzie
Oh sorry Luan did i strike a nerve well i couldn't hear over the fact you have no booty under your skirt,

speaking of which what's with the fact all of you loud siblings have to twerk?

Leni is an airhead her level is the same as Lilly's poppy diapers,

Your fans draw you louds having incest with eachother.

Your just an evil teen female jigsaw when it comes to april fools day,

i will take the other episodes over your own anyway.

you can't get past my flow that's just how it goes,

it't my turn Luan to be the one throwing tomatoes.

Luan
your a bad act from me that's saying a lot,

but seariously though is that all you got?

been in this game since i was a child

your stale and going mild

Back to you series though it got cancelled real quick,

and you firing Kermit's voice pure utter bullshit,

You are Bearly keeping up ha ha get it?

Plus your selling out to Disney go ahead and just admit it.

Fozzie
I knew you were crazy but not as crazy kevin mcallister atleast,

I am gonna bring you to prison and make you don't get released,

gonna shoot a hole in your head call this another happytime murder,

no chirstmas carol miracle for you your going under.

send you far away in vanzilla give you roadtripping blues,

i won this rap battle you lose.

gonna hit you hard yeah i don't play,

Luan out loud is over now give me that beret.

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *Pies is thrown at the logo* EPIC RAP BATTLES!