User blog:DannyPlaysGames/Madoka Kaname vs Kirby - Anime Rap Clashes



Yes NRB is still a thing

Okay welcome to the second battle. Originally gonna be a normal battle we got the pink puffball from Nintendo up against the magical girl from Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Beat: http://picosong.com/wPUxV/ 

Beat Produced by: Kustom

Written by: Dani Frias and Deja Vu Flame

Chiseled by: AaronGPeters and B O R K

Thumbnail by: Blast 03

Lyrics:

Kirby:

Coming down to your planet, I’m Right Back At Ya to make you Pop-Star

This Sailor Moon wannabe, in this battle, won’t be getting far

Deceived by a little cat, who you signed a contract with for this?

Well it’s a fact I’ll be The Incubator as you’re uncared for with this diss

Madoka:

You clearly must be mistaken if you think that you’ll have hope

You’re no Walpurgisnacht, I’ll erase the witch of a big eater trope

Twinkling more than your Warp Star, this Poo-po wad's sure to be tossed

When I educate you with a Masterpiece that’ll make you find another loss

Kirby:

'''Witches, eh? I’ve seen better of them in the Broom Hatter!'''

You must be thinking of a Different Story if you think you’ll make me shatter

I’ll copy ya, then you’ll be a-head of running to your Mami

But I’d probably be nothing since you’re just a ripoff of me

With a flow more inconsistent than many of your timelines

And less of a Gretchen than Kriemhild in two of your other fine lines

Chances being Zero, Two, Madoka’s broken in Crystal Shards

And if your devil girl’s your only Helper, then you must not try very hard

Madoka:

Don’t talk about Homura, especially with your no care for Ribbon

If this was the chosen star warrior, what’s Dreamland even been given?

You’re one to talk about inconsistencies, considering your box arts

Even Sayaka's more skilled at Sword-play than Meta Knight’s pink counterpart

And with raps lazily drawn out, I see that’s nothing special to you

Considering your original design makes Pac-Man harder to think through

It’s no wonder your daddy Sakurai nerfed Smash’s biggest cheapie

Meet your Nightmare in the real world when you’re put in an eternal Sleep-y