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Ash vs Yugi

Ash:

You need to get a life man, I'd never choose you!

You go to play a card and I'll zap your ass with Pikachu!

Burn you with Charizard!

And whip you with my Bulbasaur!

Spray you with Squirtle, 'till your life points hit the floor!

What's with you dude? Playing this and that?

Monsters? Spells? And what the fuck"s a trap?

You got that Dark Magician, and don't forget the whore!

Dude, you're still in highschool yet you still haven't scored!

Yugi:

Hey fuck you dude! I'm the King of Games!

You run around with neopets! Now that sounds pretty lame.

I got my slick-ass puzzle! All you got is a hat!

It's time, mother fucker, to step up to the bat!

I'll school you with my traps! And crush you with my spells!

Bring out my Magician, and send you straight to hell!

Don't be dissin' my Magician cause all you got is a rat!

Now watch this little Ash, I'm gonna win this rap!

Ash:

Okay, listen here you little blonde asshole!

You'll be brought down faster than a Pinecco!

You're as boring as Meowth! People just don't care!

Oh, by the way, what the fuck's with your hair?

You've stayed in the city! I've been all around!

Now why don't you get the fuck outta my Pallet Town.

Yugi:

Bitch, you think I'm all pretence?

SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ULTRA SEXY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE!

Phaoroh:

I'm back baby! And you'll soon be done!

Because against me you are no number one!

You don't diss my hair! And people DO care!

You call me boring? I'm number one on the Air!

I'll sick my Gods on you, you fucking mama's boy!

This is one battle you will never enjoy!

I'll bitch slap you back to Pallet Town!

You've heard my rhymes now you're on the ground.

Who do you think won this battle?

Leave your votes.