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Here it is, but it doesn't belong on my blog. Made it just for you, bro

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

EDUARD KHIL!

VS!

RICK ASTLEY!

BEGIN!!!

Khil:

Trololo, you're about to get trolled

You'll never pwn me, even if I get Rick Roll'd

You're known for one song, I have an Order of Merit

Whenever I'm on the mic, I tear it

You didn't belong on Just Dance 4

That gay song of yours just says you're a whore

Rick:

I'll Rick Roll you and all of your fans

Your song's subtitles are all in Comic Sans

The most annoying font ever, as annoying as your song

You died of a stroke, don't try to string me along

I'm a YouTube sensation, I've only seen you in one video

If you win this battle, I'll give you my recording studio

Eduard:

You Rick Rolled a whole parade, now everyone hates you

But when people see my vid, they chant WooHoo!

Rick:

No, when people see your video, they plug their ears

The repitition in your song is to much for me to hear

Eduard:

I may be dead now, but I'm more famous than you'll ever be

Especially when you were expelled from nine fraternities

Rick:

You don't seem to understand the awesomeness of my lyrics

If I have to hear you one more time, I'm gonna be sick

Eduard:

YouTube is mine for the taking, adios, buddy

I've seen your video a few times, you look a little chubby

Rick:

You call that an insult, bitch, I guess this battle's over

And now I'll ride off in my shiny new Land Rover

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! 