User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Ronald McDonald vs. Pee-Wee Herman

McDonald's mascot Ronald McDonald faces off with Pee-Wee Herman in a clash of rhymes. Who wins? You decide!

Ronald:

The name is Ronald McDonald, I’m the big cheese

I’m gonna crush this man-child, whose face is uglier than a disease

It’s no wonder why your first name ends in Wee

Because your dick is so small, it’s hard for anyone to see

Who needs a playhouse when I’ve got a playland?

Have yourself a Big Mac, it’s our most popular demand

You beating me? That idea’s just absurd

Like my millions of customers, you’re gonna get served



Pee-Wee:

Shut your face Mr. McDonald, get ready for Mr. Herman

I’m not the freaky-looking one here, that fact’s for certain

The public loves my movies and shows, I make people laugh

All you ever do is make people fat

Mess with me and my Puppet Land crew? You wouldn’t survive

<p class="MsoNormal">Run back to McDonald Land, cause my burns are getting you French-fried

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m the better loved character here, so suck it

<p class="MsoNormal">Cause all you want to do is show kids your McNuggets

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<p class="MsoNormal">Ronald:

<p class="MsoNormal">Pedophile? Me? Remind me again what happened in that theater

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll kick your ass, and leave your body in my packaged meat freezer

<p class="MsoNormal">I hope my disses weren’t too much of a sting

<p class="MsoNormal">Just bow down to me, cause I’m the fast food king

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<p class="MsoNormal">Pee-Wee:

<p class="MsoNormal">King? Another joint already has that title

<p class="MsoNormal">So does the King of Cartoons, all you have is a creepy smile

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m gonna take my bike and go before your food gives me a heart attack

<p class="MsoNormal">See you Ronald McBitch, cause you just got Big Smacked

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Who won? Ronald McDonald Pee-Wee Herman