User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 14 - Robin Hood vs Jack Sparrow

The Cast
Link Neal as Robin Hood (denoted by green )

Aaron Zaragoza as Allan A Dale (denoted by orange )

Nice Peter as Friar Tuck (denoted by dark green )

Rhett McLaughlin as Little John (denoted by yellow )

EpicLLOYD as Captain Jack Sparrow (denoted by blue )

My flow's 100% original, it ain't stolen from the rich

Now I'll disembowel a dick who sails on kiddie pirate ships

You're a captain to cannibals and a cutthroat cursed crew

So come at me cunt, even Will Scarlett could defeat you

What's the Price of Freedom, your little compass is confused

Beckett you may elude but I'll leave you abused and bruised

On Stranger Tides we meet, in Sherwood you'll be beat

You tried a mutiny, but got utterly defeated by Teach

Argh, the scourge of the Caribbean has entered this fight

Like Barbarossa and Jones you're gonna quake at my might

I'm fly like a Sparrow and the Pearl of the three seas

Watch as you're sunk when you and your crew step to me

I fought krakens and ghosts, you just steal for the poor

Relationship no more when you show your lil John to your whore

So prance and dance in green pants, you ain't winning any arrow

And remember this as the day you could have beaten Jack Sparrow

You're a loser, a boozer, Robin couldn't get any smoother

With raggedy clothes making you look like a bum from Tortuga

You're selfish, im selfless now I'll leave you hanging from the jib

You'll be sleeping with the pigs just like you're Mr Gibbs

This is it, Hoods about to send you straight back to the locker

Legendary rap rocker and accurate rhyme dropper

Tie turtles to your feet and try to escape coming at me

I'm the outright best outlaw, you get that? Savvy?

This master of survival will stifle your vile recital

Losing this battle faster than you lost your title

Cos imma deceive a dumbass Prince of Thieves

Beat you even in one of your over acted fight scenes

Here's a key to a chest and the Dead Man will be you

Take out my Bootsrap and beat you black and blue

You make war with a sherif, I fight an empire with zest

And I've now officially left you dead and shipwrecked

The Poll, Hint and Navigation
Who won? Jack Sparrow Robin Hood

Don't come to me or you'll be sent straight to Aslan's Country