User blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Rocky vs Ryu: ERBoBTTF Season 1 Finale

Hi there. Today's battle features Rocky Balboa, protagonist of the Rocky series of movies up against Ryu, protagonist of the Street Fighter video games to see who's the better fighter. Here goes!

Cast
Jesse Wellens as Rocky Balboa (acting only)

Lloyd Ahlquist as Rocky Balboa (rapping), Mickey Goldmill (cameo), and M. Bison (cameo)

Mike Diva as Ryu

Xin Wuku as Ryu (stunt double)

Nice Peter as Ken Masters and Ivan Drago (cameo)

DeStorm Power as Apollo Creed and Balrog (cameos)

Jeana Wellens as Adrian Balboa (cameo)

The Battle
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ROCKY BALBOA!

VS!

RYUUUUUU!

BEGIN!

Ryu
In this corner, we have a washed up boxer with no talent

You're all brawn and no brains, so this won't be a challenge

You lost to B.A. Baracus and got trained by the Penguin

Then got your best friend killed by a Drago-n, or need I mention?

You're out of shape, Rob, you're fatter than E. Honda

If you're a Bal-boa constrictor, bitch, then I'm an anaconda

You've had six movies, and you've only shown one emotion

I fight fatass fags so fast, it looks like they're in slow motion

Rocky
You aren't a threat to me, with your Kung-Fu Fighting

One punch to the nuts and you'll be falling down crying

You had one movie? Wow, now isn't that exciting

I'm so legendary, I crap thunder and eat lightning

You're a dumbass Japanese ninja-wannabe wombat

From a whack-ass crappy Capcom ripoff of Mortal Kombat

I'm greater than Ali, I can take down Mike Tyson

I'm your enemy now, you can call me M. Bison

Ryu
You're not frightening, just a liar with the Eye of the Tiger

And an IQ of 5, while I'm a real Street Fighter

My rhymes are so sick that you'll end up pukin'

Now I'll beat your ass so hard, you can call it a HADOUKEN!

(Ryu is knocked out by M. Bison and is replaced by Ken)

Ken Masters
I'll take it from here, let me at this bastard

Prepare to feel the fucking fury of Ken Masters

Turning an Italian Stallion into a Dago Disaster

You know the speed of light? Well, my fists are faster

I'm gonna skilfully belittle this infant with little ability

And additionally, knock your miserable ass back to Italy

Rocky
Well, isn't that sweet? Looks like you needed assistance

Even though you won't win, at least you went the distance

I'mma play you like your own crappy 8-Bit games

Ask any person, nobody even knows your names

In conclusion, you just got whopped by yours truly

So call me back when you two have a successful movie

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

I'VE DECIDED!

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Poll
Who won? Rocky Balboa Ryu and Ken Masters