User blog:0ShadowStories/Joker VS V

another old one i did. These two famous comic book terrorists who were adapted into movies battle it out with rap.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Joker VS V! BEGIN!

V:

Remember Remember the 5th of November.

The day i kicked your ass till you were looking slender.

I'll cut you open like a newly shot deer.

I'll show you the true meaning of fear.

The gunpowder treason and plot.

I see no reason why this battle will be forgot.

I'm very viciously violating in every way it can go.

When i'm done with you i'll upload the fight to Vevo.

Joker:

Wanna know how i got these scars? It's pretty dumb.

Come here for a second and i'll give you some.

It seems this freakshow's mind is up with the birds.

Let the people go? Poor choice of words. HA!

I'll stick a knife in your mouth, then twist the blade.

I'll kill you slowly, maybe this time dressed like a maid.

You don't complete me, not sorry to say.

Come here you anonymous, let me make you pay.

V:

Very well. I'll show the way.

There and back to your darkest day.

I could be a ventriloquist and you can be dummy.

Venomously kill everyone without needing any money.

Visually you are not very funny, clown.

You need to figure out I'm truly the best around.

I'll be bringing you a very violent death, so run.

You should give up now cause this vendetta of a battle is done.

Joker:

HA! You really think you'll win? And i thought i was delirious.

Come on tell me, Why So Serious?

I'll wrap my hands around your neck and watch you choke.

Laugh with me now, this is the killing joke.

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

You're a terrorist? Sounds like a job for the dark knight.

Who cares about him though? This is my show to run.

Be ready to loose cause im almost done.

I'll slice your throat and watch you cough.

Now since you're dead, let's get that mask off.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY