User blog:JMitch25/Occasional Rap Battles that Exist Season 1.5 News with Hatsune Miku



はじめまして、初音ミクです. または、初音ミク. どちらかはあなたのために動作します. そして私はここでいくつかのニュースを与えるため--

Miku, your voice chip is stuck on Japanese again.

*presses buttons on her keyboard sleeve and sets her language to English* I knew I forgot to tweak some things. Anyway, hello, I’m Miku Hatsune. Or Hatsune Miku. Whichever works for you. And I am here to give some news on the second half of Occasional Rap Battles that Exist.

So you may recall that we did Touhou vs. Minecraft when we were at first considering doing Touhou vs. Five Nights at Freddy’s.



Well, given the lack of FNaF knowledge, don’t expect FNaF to appear anytime soon. In this series at least.



What about the recent battle that appeared?

The April Fools special doesn’t count, Teto.

With that said, you may be wondering what other ideas we have. Well, here’s a battle involving runners with a preview.



--like Dan, you’ll be left legless

I somewsault awound the wowld 50 times while you once wan acwoss the US

This ‘Nam vetewan’s done when--

[PREVIEW END]

Other battles will include something to do with someone involved with a rejected battle that a gay bear, who recently posted a battle, wanted an inverted Karkat turned Pepsi-loving canine to do. And after that is something up said canine’s alley against what you’d see written by that boss from Mega Man 5.



I’d tell you about the other three, but the creator wants them to be left in mystery for some reason. I will say that I am--

SQUADALA! We’re off!

Introducing... Wait, what in the fu--

CD-i Link

Gee, it sure is boring around here

Time I grabbed my stuff to spill digital blood in smears!

Only your sword is enough. Yeah, but even without it,

Miku is no match for these sick rhymes I spit!

I’ll duck-walk on your grave. *brief pause* Cool, huh?

My sword is smarter than you; you’ll be wasted like a hun!

I can’t wait to drop bombs on this Dodongo

Eating your raps like Octoroks as I book out your song! (Ohhhh!)



*Link got beaned by Miku's leek*

We’re not copying Moleman or Night, idiot!



Anyway, I will be--



--which should hopefully lead to a more or less strong finisher for season 1. So, it’s best you brace yourselves for something interesting at the very least.

Until then, sayonara!

Author's note
Yep, we're back...more or less. And I've planned the rest of the series out, so hold on to your knickers because it's going to be something. And yes, I managed to use resources on the web to glitch up the covers of 50% of season 1.5 so you can't guess them as easily.

HINTS FOR THE UPCOMING PREMIERE