User blog:The Jonie/Unepic Rap Conflicts of Everything: SEZIN TOO

Hi. It's about time I do this again. I've been gone. It's because...

IM TOO FAB 4 WIKIIII

ha jk never mind

Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum 2

because why tf not

There is a wiki joke and a joke line

find them

Prologue
''Charles Darwin is walking through the woods. He constantly hears crackling and feels like somebody is following him. Every time he turns around, he sees nobody in sight.''

Charles Darwin: I...

Ash Ketchum jumps from a tree.

Charles Darwin: What the f...

Ash Ketchum: SOP MI BRUV I LIEK SHORTSHORTS THERE CUMFY AND EASY 2 WAIR

They transition in

Charles Darwin: SHIT NO CAN I LEAVE

Ash Ketchum: FUCK NO ITITS A TRAINER BATTLE

Announcer
MOL

shit

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

ASH KETCHUM

VS CHARLES DARWIN

TWO

BIGENN

Charles Darwin
I really gotta do this shit again?

With a dumb stupid piece of shit again?

Still can't win a championship again?

With your anime cliche shit again? I'll win this again


 * beat drop*

Charles Darwin, motherfucker, you know my name

You are just a boy living in a house of pain

Are you trying to make a resolution?

Against the father of evolution?

They made your show, and squeezed all your pennys out

That doesn't seem something nice to dream about

You aren't the greatest, you've never caught them all

Plus barely any girls have seen your Pokeballs

I'm a successful British naturalist

You are a prepubescent kid who can't win for shit

I'm a part of the FRS, FGRS, FLS, and FZS

While you're based off of a 10 year old inside a DS

Ash Ketchum
Studying barnacle genatalia, what the fuck?

Did your own genepool screw that shit up?

I Ash Ketchum all Pokémon in the land

While your obsessed with pituitary glands

Vacationing in Alola, and after your children's demise

You can't get facts right about human eyes

Float like a Butterfree, sting like a Beedrill

If nobody will fuck my mother, than he will!


 * points to Oak*

Won't make it in time (Ha!) Gotta go faster

In my reality, monkeys do get plastered

My raps will burn you like the fire of a Charizard

Besides your research, you never got far(ther!)

Charles Darwin
This is coming from the boy who can't recognize Team Rocket for shit

Both you and your companions can suck my DICC

Ash Ketchum
I don't care if I just got b-b-b-burned

Just like Kyogre, the tables have turned

Charles Darwin
Lol this is my last verse

After you lose your battles, you suck at trying to rehearse

Alright, lemme just summarize this shit

I want you to look at The Jonie's profile pic

Ash Ketchum
Aww, little Charles, are you feeling kinda blue?

Well, that is simply what my raps can do

To a disgrace in humanity

You're biting off more than you chew, wait, you don't have teeth!

I'm an Electric Soldier, no seizures included

I've beaten Team Rocket every time they've intruded

Now that's enough, I'll just end it with the theme song

Gotta catch em all, Gotta catch em all, Pokemon!

Announcer
What or which person or people was successful or victorious in this rap battle

What or which person or people is coming immediately after the present one in order, rank, or space

Any person in general will come to a resolution in the mind as a result of consideration

Epic rape battles of everything