User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.17: Cupid vs Zeus

Oh god not another one.

Happy valentine day, I know everyone is alone.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CUPID

VS

ZEUSSSSSSSS

BEGIN!!

Cupid

I conquered love, love conquers all.

Zeus, this rap battle is gonna be your major downfall.

I'm the god of love.

You're the one, that I should get rid of.

Rhyming so hard, there nothing you can do.

Stop having sex, use a condom or two.

I'm a Roman boy. the power of thee.

Aint you confused by your homosexuality?

Zeus

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me!

I start calling you Pit, get down on your knees.

I'm the god of all gods. You think you can challenge Zeus?

I don't want anyone involved, because it's about to become child abuse.

Ruling the entrie world. Including Mount Olympus.

Calling Heraclus, his about to take care of business.

Time to move on. Another verse to listen to.

Grab you bow. It's time you get a review.

Cupid

Quite down now, I'm losing my temper.

Jupiter knows how to control the weather.

Firing a crossbow, aiming for your head.

3.....2.....1..... BOOM. YOUR A INBREED!!!

Zeus

Getting to the final stages of the rap battle now.

I bet that diaper is made out of your mother, old cow.

I take your job away, only need one phone call.

Give us a kiss now. It is your job after all.

WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!! 