User blog:SkeepTieel/Jinx vs Jinx. Epic Rap Battles of Nail's Flank 2

Hey, remember this series?

DISCLAIMER
This is joke. plz

Beat
http://picosong.com/m7Af/

Cast
DeStorm as Jinx (LoL)

Sonata Dusk as Jinx (TT)

Nicki Minaj as Jynx (Pokemon)

Smike as Jinx (some dude)

Thanks to
Nail for buying the special DLC pack! thnx a lot :D

ScoobyWho for inspiring a line :D

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CHALLENGER APPROACHING



VERSUS



ATTACK!

Jinx (LoL)
Yo my name is Jinx, I’m dishing out an ammunition sandwich

Scratch an itch up while I’m up in stitches, you’re like a bitching sand witch

You’re laughable, like my game, so Catch me if you can!

Man, I can’t stand the fact you think you’re in a rock band

You can’t Rockman, but I’m Megaman, so confirmed for Smash, man?

Burn faces and Pokepastas until they’re White Hands! (whups wrong series)

This is a League of Legends, but these turkeys are worthy

From the moment you were birthed, you had a fucking skin disease

Waiting episodes just to shoot hadokens with my ki energy

Destroy the government! I guess some people call it anarchy!

Jinx (Teen Titans)
I’ll munch you like a circle, io.oh! Keep up your guard, en garde, agar!

I AM JINXISTAR, Jinxister Jinx, haunting Jinxes near and far

Here’s a beating you won’t resist, you’d need another skin for this

I may be pink, but I’ll choke you ‘til you’re purple than Amethyst

So keep your stance up, trances, I’ll teach you some breakdancin’

Break a fake in dance, cause honestly she’s just a Loose Cannon

So this Marksman should keep her marks, man, I’m popular, like Mark, man!

My verse was truly Deception, pronunciation were lame and, biggest endowments baby, man!



Jynx (Pokemon)
Shut up Ultimecia! This won’t be your Final Fantasy!

Even if I Pokemon, I mentioned the wrong RPG!

Being racey with my facey, so lets be lazy

and change me

so I’m more pasty,

N-I-E-Skeep-Z-S-C-H-E!

Green Bird from DHMIS
EEEEEEEEEEEE

Jynx (Pokemon)
You look like something from Animeme, taste my memes, this wild Nicki will beat a squeaky

freaky skeevy geek

and his friend named V!

This ghost Pokemon will cure your wounds with bad luck!

Oops, a curse would be useless, cuz you already SUCK!

Steven Universe
HI MY NAME IS STEVEN! I RATE YOU EIGHT OUT OF EIGHT



Jinx (Reactor)
Man, I don’t understand why nigga gotta hate!

I might not be Notorious, but bitch, I’m surely Big

Make Tory feel like a lorry, SHIT HERE’S THE STIG

Just look at all deez subs, deez nutheads are nuts

That was ass, it should be called Game of Pink Sluts!

I’d rather pick the Heavy class than play as Jinx

And this fucking battle was lazier than all my reactions!

WHO WON?!

 WHO’S NEXT?!

 YOU DECIDE!

 PRINCESS RAP BATTLES!

Poll
WHO WON?! Jinx (haha nice joke fgt)

WHO WON?! (for realz) Jinx (LoL) Jinx (TT) Jynx (PM) Jinx (YT)

Hint
This fgt.