User blog:Rockerdude22/Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Rod Serling vs. The Crypt Keeper

Hello everyone! To start off, I'm a new member here at the ERB Wiki (I've been a fan of ERB for a while thought haha). Anyway, I thought I'd share a battle that I wrote. It's between Rod Serling (host of the Twilight Zone) and the Crypt Keeper (host of Tales from the Crypt). I wrote this because Twilight Zone and Tales from the Crypt are two of my favorite shows lol. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy!

Rod Serling:

Submitted for your approval, a talking corpse who’s about to get owned

Can you please just shut up, you annoying bag of bones?

All your stupid puns are driving all of us mad

Not surprising coming from someone who has a circus freak dad

The stories I present are smart, they make people think

The stories you tell? Well, they just stink

I’m a real life person, you’re just a silly little puppet

So why don’t you go down to Sesame Street, and hang out with the Muppets?



The Crypt Keeper:

Greetings boils and ghouls, it’s your old pal, the Keeper!

Watch as I send this has-been straight to the reaper

My stories are frightening, filled with blood and gore

Your silly little tales are just simply a bore

Who’s the better host here? Just my sight gives people scares!

<p class="MsoNormal">After I win this battle, I will forever haunt your nightmares

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll take you into my crypt, and relax you at the guillotine

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m positive your head will come off nice and clean

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rod Serling:

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh sure, you’re a scary host, but when’s the last time you won an Emmy?

<p class="MsoNormal">At least I don’t look like an undead version of Steve Buscemi

<p class="MsoNormal">Kiss my ass Crypty, because your mind just got blown

<p class="MsoNormal">Think twice before ever stepping into the Twilight Zone

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<p class="MsoNormal">The Crypt Keeper:

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey, I maybe a puppet, but I’m the one here pulling the strings

<p class="MsoNormal">So go on and bow down to the true horror king

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve watched all your works, each one had a crappy script

<p class="MsoNormal">Now sit down, and let me read you a tale from the crypt

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<p class="MsoNormal">Who won? You decide!