User blog:The Flatwoods Monster/ERBoHorror News with Herobrine



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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Epic Rat Battles of Horror news. My name is Herobrine, the ghost of Minecraft and Notch’s dead brother, and I will be your host. You may remember me from my battle with that old clown-face fool, Beetlejuice, and you may have realized that I totally whooped his paranormal ass.

BAM! Top that, bitches.















You may have realized recently that that the seven promised Epic Rat Battles of History have been officially released, and are now done for quite a good while, meaning one thing and one thing only-





No? Damn it, alright, fine. It means the Epic Rat Battles of Horror is finally finishing the first season with five more battles starting whenever I say they are. In actuality, we have no actual release date because the creator is a lazy bastard who doesn’t get his work done.

But yes, there are five more battles left, making for a season of fifteen, which is a pretty damn good number. Fifteen battles already? Sheesh.

<p class="MsoNormal">The next five battles will feature-

<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0level1lfo1"> ·          Two guest stars, this good man, and this good man

<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0level1lfo1"> ·          A returning character from the Rat Battles of History

<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0level1lfo1"> ·          A “God”

<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0level1lfo1"> ·          A third party

<p class="MsoNormal">Here is a template featuring all the five thumbnails for the upcoming battles-

<p class="MsoNormal">Every last one is inverted and blurred, so if you figured it out, you are a literal wizard. The other four that you see in the corner opposite from me is four confirmed battles for Season 2. Can’t figure those out either. Also, totally didn’t steal that template from J1Coupe <3

<p class="MsoNormal">But once Season 1 is over, we need your suggestions for Season 2! We only have about five or six battles planned for season 2, so I need your best suggestions- I want to see two of the scariest foes go head to head, rival vs rival battles, I even want to see rematch suggestions! Wouldn’t mind grabbing the mic and burning up my dumbass foe a second time, hahahaha.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anyways, that’s all I have to say for this news update, so stay fresh and get ready for the next storm of five rap battles coming atcha on whatever date my lazy S.O.B. of an owner decides to get around to it. Until then, here’s a preview of the next battle- And don’t forget, I’m always watching.

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<p class="MsoNormal">COMING SOON:

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