User blog:Cherrae Witch/Geese vs Goose - A Rap Battle

lmao what the fuck am i doing

i literally came up with this like an hour ago and wrote it in like half of that hour it is super shit because of that but it was too dumb for me to NOT do.

major antagonist of the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters franchises, Geese Howard, squares up with the... protagonist??? of the indie stealth game Untitled Goose Game, the aforementioned untitled goose, to see if the Geese is better or the Goose.

why did i do this this is so shit lmfao

Beat
http://www.shadowville.com/122074/genres/gangsta-beats/why-so-serious

Geese Howard (0:20-0:53)
Only the King may Fight here, so whining fools begone

I haven't the time to listen to the honks of your swan song.

Our names alone should tell you you're outranked in the order of pecking,

Come back to me when you're messing with Smash and clashing with Tekken.

Decades of a legacy, all to my name!

The meat I'll make of you is your only worthy game.

Blame it on the Goose for when I'm about to let loose,

I'll shut you and that piano up when these fists become a noose.

Untitled Goose (0:54-1:25)
HONK! Let's check off the next item of my to do list:

"Annoy the piss outta the twit who solves his issues with his fists!"

You think you spit sick shit? You can barely speak English!

You talk big but hardly anyone knows the dude who makes you his bitch!

When I waddle in the House House, I'm the bell of the ball!

I soar to new heights and watch you take another fall!

Call me Mother Goose with the rhymes flying outta my words,

You're a mammal named Geese, I just wish I could give you the bird!

Geese Howard (1:26-1:42)
Predictable! Nothing but bluster, give in to your fear!

Can you discuss being unknown, Untitled? You'll be forgotten next year!

You're from the stealth genre, just hide from me and don't even bother,

Because I kill it in a battle, just ask Terry's father!

Untitled Goose (1:43-1:58)
Getting Fatally Furious there? You act like there's a stick up your ass

Last time I was with someone like that, it's cuz I was giving Muppets some sass!

I'm the winged Indie winner, I pick on pricks like you for fun!

I just Rocked Howard and left him in the dust faster than his son!

Misc Stuff
who won

whos next

hell if i know

Who Won Geese Howard Untitled Goose