User:CarusELumen

=EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY= ==PERCY JACKSON VS KATNISS EVERDEEN VS VALKYRIE CAIN VS CARUS LUMEN==

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Percy Jackson:

''Okay, let’s see who’s ready to be cleaved with my sword.  Three deadbeat wannabe heroes don’t know what’s in store,  Because they’re messing with me now, the Son of Neptune himself!  I’ve got oceans of rhymes to make your lives a living hell.  See here, the Girl on Fire, who’s about to be doused,  And Detective Junior’s gonna get slain to the ol’ Hades House!  So what’s up with this kid? His sparkle power’s a laugh,  You’ll all be swept away with the tide when I’m through kicking your ass!''

Katniss Everdeen:

''You think you can out-rhyme me? That will be the day!  No one can match the hot flow of the great Mockingjay!  My arrows and your breastplate are about to be well met.  Your verses aren’t even that good – in fact, I’d say they’re all wet.  Then there’s this emo witch, hanging with a bag of bones.  She’s so self-absorbed, it’s no mystery she’s forever alone!  And you, the nighty-Knight, whose stories go and make me feel tired.  All the way from District 12, I just started some sick fires!''

Valkyrie Cain:

''Please, those are your burns? So much for a rapping war.  I have your fire, fish boy’s powers and I’ve still got more!  My Necromancy may be dark, but you really aren’t too bright,  If you can’t choose between two guys without a huge internal fight!  Daddy’s boy might be from Olympus, but I’ve blasted gods with my Scepter,  For I’m an Ancient, Death Bringer, and Darquesse, the World Killer!  Now for the little "writer", let’s see what’s so special about him,''

KE: Before our patience runs out/PJ: and we tear him a new rectum.'' ''

Carus Lumen:

''While I'm starting, I’d just like to say that I’m a huge fan,  So I’ll almost regret kicking you three into the rainbow sands!  I thought I made mistakes, but you just saved the best for last.  Now deal with the price and taste my golden blasts!  I’m bringing our my chakrams to slice and dice that bow in two,  Then I block your wave with my Armor before coming straight for you.  It’s the final showdown now, just with me and with you.  So to take down a psycho, I think I’ll call in my whole crew.  I’ve got robo-dragons and fairies, dino-boys and Visionaries!  Milking it for all it’s worth – hope you like dairy!  I think at this point, you got way more than you paid for.  Word of advice for the future? Never mess with the Creator! ''

''WHO WON?

''WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEE-PIIIIIC *Guitar solo* RAP BATTLES OF HIS-STO-RYYYYYYY!!!!