User blog:Segamad66/EPIC RAP BATTLES No.26: Andrew Jackson vs Richard the Lionheart

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today we have Gravityman to thank for Jackson's lines.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

ANDREW JACKSON

VS

RICHARD THE LIONHEART

BEGIN!

Richard the Lionheart

King Henry, the second call me his favorite son.

He wasn't lying, because I am the only one.

That's here to destory you in a lyrical rap contest.

Came here from the Holy Lands, I have been blessed.

I'm the reason, the UK is called Great Britian.

Lawyer, planter and a general? I'm surprised you weren't a musician.

I'm seen the States. I came and went.

Gonna pass the mic to you, who claims to be the president!

Andrew Jackson

Man! I'm Michael Jackson, fucking niggas because I am one.

Tell Jesus today was the day that Uncle Sam's man won.

I got a candy cane, SUCK IT, I got a hot wife, SUCK IT,

And when you see me in the sauna please don't suck it.

I'll rip through onion ass slowly, leave yours a Trail of Tears.

My nickname is Negan, my medication is Something to Fear.

I killed people on my front lawn, damm Mexicans with their lawn mowers.

Now make like my wife dog in bed and roll over.

Richard the Lionheart

I'll tell Jesus, I've met a wild jackass.

Just like Saladin, I'm here to harass,

YOU, because you should be lying down dead.

Your time is up, isn't it time for you to go to bed?

Andrew Jackson

You're a shit Brit, who needs a Crusade to get outta his closet zoomin',

Into my plantation, where I'll treat you like you're an actual human.

Toy Story was inspired by me, Andy, Woody is the star because he kills red people like me.

While the Third Reich killed you off in the first twenty minutes of the Lion King!!!

 WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!





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