User blog comment:LakuitaBro01.2/EPIC CHARACTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe Rematch ~ feat. Whale/@comment-24169869-20140604225017

My God, you're just like your books, you have no originality

You used these same lines last time, it must be you who's making me crazy

The one page poems I write are more fear invoking than your crap

I wanna tie you to the Pit and the Pendulum, rid the world of this hack

We're all sick of your shit, sir, you'll Nevermore have any fans

Let me access my dictionary for a synonym of boring. Ah, yes, The Stand

You're gonna let out a blood curdling scream faster than I can down whiskey

Because you're selling your lines worse than Mr. Mercedes will be