User blog:Joshuakrasinski/Jerb Doug dimmadome Vs The rich texan

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JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

DOUG DIMMADOME!

VS

THE RICH TEXAN!

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DD
howdy doug dimmadome owner of the dimmadome,

And i am gonna tell ya straight you yellow skinned ripoff your gonna get  owned,

you think your rich but your just a fat man,

i will retire your character more faster then catman,

i'm a wealthy man who has had some good moments,

but you have none at all you just torment,

cheaper the mr.krabs gonna send you into the coffin.

and when it's over i will stomp on your heart again and again,

look i may destory childhoods but when you made that park even i felt ashamed,

i care for kids just ask my son atleast my show is tame,

TexanEdit
you think you got this battle won doug well let me tell you son,

right from the start you were already done,

i am from the longest running show your was first,

but with butch leaving nick you got cancelled when chloe was on that girls voice hurts,

i could buy your and sell you just like you bought and destroyed timmy's dad's childhood home,

so i will buy all of your stuff and destroy your so called dimmadome,

DDEdit
listen mr.texan i got a dick as long as my hat,

and when your in bed you fall flat (ooh),

sure my show got cancelled but atleast we had a great run,

i got poof and sparky we don't listen to criticism son,

better keep your guard up cause i know how to wrestle,

i will take you spine and crush you like a pencil,

had a crossover with jimm neutron suck on that,

while you had a crsoover with family and now your doing it again?,

TexanEdit
yeah we're doing it again gotta give the people what they want,

now listen whil i taunt, (beat stops)

nah nah nah nah *makes fun of him*

DDEdit
i rest my case mr. texan you just immature,

i mean really when you learn?,

sure i have those moments but i am good man at heart,

just don't bring your dog to my park,

my bite is worse the my bark better run while you can,

now hop in your limo and leave my good man,

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WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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