User blog:Patts9009/Cody --Dis Raps for Hire

The Request:
Patts, I've never done a dis rap request before, but noting you have dickheads at your school, too, I'd like you to dis rap this douche at school named Cody. He's this gothic-like emo kid with long black hair and eyes that look half closed all the time.

He used to be friends with my friend Sam, but we've hated him from the start and the only reason Sam used to be friends with him is because Cody has no friends. You can guess why.

Anyway, Cody always goes on about watching inappropriate shit, having sex with his girlfriend (who is 4 years older than him ._.). He always calls us gay, and makes jokes that "____ was born at the condom factory". So says the guy who was born at the gay bar, most likely.

Anyway, he needs to stop being such a dick. He's been suspended once because he said that all dyslexic kids are dumb, also threatening to KILL some people at my school. I'd like to see how this Dis Rap turns out.

Dis Rap
You couldn’t have waited, could you.

To trigger the Raps like Dis of Season two.

And I’m sure this Dis Rap is long overdue.

What’s wrong with Dyslexic Kids; you mad cuz they can spell

Better than you. With those half-closed eyes; how can you tell?

And I’m sorry for your girlfriend; she has to put up with a child.

She’s 4 years older than you; ya could have waited awhile.

She’d best leave you, as your whole attitude will be restyled.

I feel bad for you Cody, you were born at the condom factory.

Since I was hired by Jordan to charge some assault and battery.

Now listen up as I tell you a dumbass and his story.

You don’t need a private-eye to figure out you’re empty inside.

You could try to find out why, and that’s exactly what I imply.

Try to reply, but you’re G-A-Y-C-O-D-Y, and “you ain’t got an alibi.”