User blog:Amontgomery1432/Amont's Epic Rap Battles News w/ Jigsaw



Hello, ERB Wiki. I want to play a game. The rules are quite simple. Your regular host has taken some time off in order to fully prepare for several projects for this website. Until then, I have decided to bring you all news and updates. It has been some time since my last test, but now I have returned. I believe the world is once again ready to play. But are you? We will soon find out.



October has arrived and Halloween quickly approaches. It isn't a riddle that something is planned for it this year. As for- Ugh, shit. Where am I? Oh. You're awake. Ohhhh, shit! It's you! What the hell happened to part seven being the "Final Chapter"? The same thing that happened to every other horror movie series that had an installment with a similar tagline. ...Fair enough.

I don't know how to properly make a news blog of this nature, so I tried winging it. I was gonna give all these cryptic hints and really get into the character, but fuck. Writing as a character is hard, so I took the Deadpool route and just bullshat my way through another unexplained absence. At least it wasn't several months this time, though.

You can stop playing the music now. If you want. Up to you.

Oh, and also, I'm hoping to go see Jigsaw soon. When I do, expect another movie review. I also had some more review ideas. How would y'all feel if I jumped on the rap battle review horse and gave it a ride? Let me know in the comments.

This was probably my cringiest blog to date, and I'm the one responsible for this being a thing! So yeh. But, basically, I've got several things I'm working on at the same time, so it's taken a while. But they are mostly all nearing completion. A guest writer I had just kinda vanished on all of us, so that's fucked with everything haha. But just know that I have some big plans. Papa Monty always comes crawling back. I can't afford no alimony. Fuck that noise. Here is a list of the things I am working on for your viewing pleasure:
 * 1) Amont's Epic Rap Battles Episode 5
 * 2) The Halloween Episode
 * 3) A Bonus Battle
 * 4) A Diss Rap
 * 5) A Couple Guest Verses
 * 6) Suicide

I should probably end this before I ruin my entire reputation on this website.

 why the fuck did i do this