User blog:GravityMan/MBOHS Season 2: Odysseus vs Sinbad

Hey there my fairies! Welcome y'all to see the first guest of Season 2, my good friend Drakan95 as the king Odysseus. His lyrics were chiseled by the one and only Joe while mine were chiseled by Legion. Thanks YET AGAIN to my friend Leandro for the beautiful cover and let's set sail to see who's the better at going on terrible voyages! :D



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Rapping starts at 0:54

Lyrics
==='''Odysseus: '''=== I'm a miracle, a wonder, like my wife's gross suitors I'll show you the door

To life, you sound a bit hoarse, this will be won by me like its the Trojan War

Sink your ships like you're Ajax, I would believe it when Cassandra sees it

That the hero of my people leaves a Disney freak dead and defeated

Fighting beasts for my return, despised by the gods of sky and sea

A comedian took your name because when we look at you we’re laughing

Engage in a sword fight? Your story couldn't match to my Odyssey

Commit more follies than Achilles, your heel will feel me strike softly

Sinbad:
<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re quite a pig for one who didn’t fall for Circe’s hocus pocus

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your trips are so bad are you sure you didn’t smoke the Lotus?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Your flow’s uncontrolled, like Aeolus trapped it in a bag,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> And speaking of slit sacks, didn’t that trans-prophet warn you of my attack?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Put some blood in the pit, maybe he’ll come back and rap instead,

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Have none? But why? There’s plenty to take from your men!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> After you broke into man’s home and slipped him a BFG-HB!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> But he awoke and sent your friends to Pluto! Too bad he left alive Goofy!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> I’m a’packing up goods and trades, raising the mast up high

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> Cut into your shores saying peace then deliver some spice

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> And I’ll overtake your neglected kingdom like the midnight apes!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:45.0pt"> And show Penelope the true trunk of her bedside stake! ==='''Odysseus: '''=== <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">You're not Roc-ing it, I'm gonna Bashe your ass back to Baghdad

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">And smash Sinbad, till his debts are more dead than any dad he’s had

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">It's just sad how this sailor's scriptures go and rip off all my literature

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">Your final Calypso, I'll leave you owned from Sri Lanka back to Ithaca

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">Athena saw my wisdom, I turn the tide in war just by being wise

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">And use my eyes to see your demise, put you in a tomb you won't survive

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">One of us is a wandering warrior, the other’s a spoilt hyperbolist

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#C4BC96;mso-themecolor:background2; mso-themeshade:191;background:black;mso-highlight:black">I’ll sneak in your house at night, and like beats and Trojans, I’ll murder it ==='''Sinbad: '''=== <p class="MsoNormal"> I’ll leave you like Calypso’s dreams, broken and shattered when I’m done

<p class="MsoNormal"> And you should abandon this battle faster than you did your own son!

<p class="MsoNormal"> Eat some spinach, for even Popeye can put up a better fight than you

<p class="MsoNormal"> But nothing can help you stomach the horrors I will ship you through

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’ll be saying holy cow when you catch me in the flesh

<p class="MsoNormal"> For the only thing you could pass is a paternity test

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

MYTHICAL BATTLES

splintering crack on lightning followed by chorus of hurrahs

OF HISTORICAL SHITTTTTTTTTTT



Poll
Who Won? Odysseus Sinbad