User blog:Gliscor Fan/Epic Rap Battles: Pokemon vs History. Serperior vs Quetzalcoatl

Hi, remember me? Yes? No? Maybe?

Yes, you probably do. I haven't really been gone for an amount of time in which people would actually forget who I am in the first place, which leads me to the second question:

"Why are you here again?"

I explained this in my Temporary Leave Blog. I wasn't going to just suddenly stop posting stuff. I was basically just gonna go Semi-Active within this community, because I'm still hella busy with College and Work atm.

New WikiMAD coming soon, Next PvH will more likely not be until the end of next month (Got something interesting planned for that), and Rap Battles of Bullshit #2 is about to go live on Soundcloud (In an hour or something), featuring MetalFire. So yeah. But that's enough of me explaining shit. Let's check out this new piece of Pokemon vs History.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES: POKEMON VS HISTORY

SERPERIOR

VS

THE QUETZALCOATL

BEGIN

Serperior
Halt! This feathery serpent stands against Royalty,

When he can’t even give his own myth some Loyalty

You can’t foil me, the Superior Serperior talks on the contrary

Ending your worship from the Mesoamerican Chronology

But you aren’t stopping me from blowing a Leaf Storm in your face

There’s not even a defined divine realm in your wake

The Mayans are lying about this Serpents Interpretations

While everyone else believes you’re just a turd of fake wind

Quetzalcoatl
Over the west, the Quetzalcoatl has arisen

To fight for the side of justice and sent his enemy to a PokePrison

So quit your Jostling, Because you’re nothing more than a bruise

Against a God who gave his Heart after drinking too much Booze

Once I’m in sync, I spit a perfect Mantra of Energy

You stop people with glares? I eat humans internationally

Here’s a start to a region outside of your expertise

Your highest stat is speed, but you still can’t catch up to me

Serperior
I may not be a fire type, but my rhymes are your second burn

They say you show others the Light, but my trust has not been earned!

When my leaf blade just cuts you into many different pieces

I will destroy a god who renders it’s entire religion peaceless

Quetzalcoatl
Why do I need to trust a Palette-Swapped Grass-Type Milotic?

You consider yourself royalty, but you’re just acting foolish!

So while you’re giga draining the nonsense out of your rhymes

You’ll understand that Quetzalcoatl will soon show everyone the light

Outro
WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE

~Hisses the S~

POKEMON VS HISTORY

Poll
Aaaand? Loved it! Hated it! Neutral to it. WHERE'S THE NEW WIKIMAD?