User blog:Seraphimon44/Epic Rap Battles of Angemon 44: Ryu vs Daniel LarRusso (The Karate Kid)

Cast

Ryu/ Evil Ryu: Mike Diva, and Xin Wuku (stunt double)

Ken: Nice Peter

Daniel Larusso: Zach Sherwin

Dre Parker: Bentely Green

Mr. Kesuke Myagi: Epic Lloyd (body acting), and Epic Lloyd and Ryan Higa (voice)

Cameo:

Akuma: Mike Diva

Dan: Dante Cindamore

Location:

Ryu/ Ken: Rooftop Stage (noon)

Evil Ryu: Rooftop Stage (night)

Daniel LaRusso/ Dre Parker: Mr. Myagis garden

Daniel LaRusso and Mr. Myagi: Master of Ceramonies arena

Battle:

Epic Rap

Battles

OF

Angemon 44!!!

Ryu

vs

Daniel LaRusso

Begin

Ryu:

The awnser lies in the heart of battle

Reason # 1 why capcoms king will heard you like cattle

In an actual fight i will conquer you, in a lyrical match theres no stoping me dude

with famous games, and 2 movies fans pick me over you

The world warrior has returned, with hot yoga burns

Your girlfriend left you in your second movie? Well thats gota hurt

Im a rising dragon, with the heart of a tiger

im taking you down LaRusso, cause im a real street fighter

Daniel laruso:

Well your first strike was clearlry salty

Once you go against danny, you will end up faulty

King of the 80s, no way you can step to me

Bring your little blond girlfriend, cause you cant get Chun Li

Ehh.. Ryu whats with your little ribbon, a sign of your girly flow bro

Aint no preasure, im not gonna lose to this karate hobo

Ryu:

Times up... you should run away man, you cant step to me cause

(beat changes)

Evil Ryu:

Violence is who i am!!

Come on motherfucker lets see what you got

A killing moon has risen, so i will leave you to rot

Im the king of fighters, a mortal survivor, a wondering warrior

I will leave you hurt like the time your girl left you on the floor!!!

in this battle im the Alpha and the omega, so it looks like i won then

You cant compare to the satsuino hado, so prepare to cry and taste my

Shoryuken !!!!

( Daniel gets knocked out, then Dre arrives to continue the battle)

Dre Parker:

Lets crank this up to 2010

This is the end, this time you wont recive help from Ken

my flow is unchanged, and i will leave you messed and bent

Taste my psycholicious flow, and  you will be wasted with the time ive spent

Im a skater, your just haters, in this battle youve met your maker man

Im so dope that i was trained by Jackie Chan!!

Ken:

Ryu!!! Calm down lets tag out

Ryu:

Ok, you ready

Ken:

Born ready

Ken:

Hah here comes the second impact, leaving you dead in your tracks

im your masters cause your skill is wack, and your reboot was crap

dont try to get jiggy with me Dre, cause you aint certainly a Dr. sorry

and LaRusso I can take you down, so youl'l have to call Myagi

(beat stops)

Mr. Myagi:

Daniel San, Dre San

Dainel:

Mr. Myagi!!!

Dre:

Wait who ?

Mr. Myagi:

Step back, i will take down this man !

Daniel and Dre:

Yes Sensi

Ken:

Shit, i didnt think that they would take it so literally

(Beat begins)

Mr. Myagi:

From Okonowa, its the man called Myagi

I inspired generations and Ken i will drink you like saki

My moment of truth has arrived, and i wont take this slightly

It looks like Mr. Myagi just slayed you delightly.

Ryu: Im back old man you thought that you can best us !

Ken: Dan your a steriyotipical teenager, and no one can test us!

Our flow is so strong, so swift, wax on out of here Myagi

Ryu: We will beat you so bad that youl need an IV

Ken: This battle is done, weve had enough of you karate wannababies

Ryu: Hadoken!!!!!!!

Ken: There will be no round 3

( background switches to arena)

Dan: This is your final hour, and were dropping the rap bombs

Mr. Myagi: no way you can step to us, and i just heard the bell go dong

Mr. Myagi: Taste our wise  flow so full of young rythum man

Dre;  Your whole story is based of star wat

Dan: WE ARE THE VICTORS Mr. Myagi !!! It looks like your about to cry

All: We won this battle so lets celebrate with a Bonzai!!!

Who WON

Whos Next

You Decide

Epic " keyahhhhh" Rap Battles of Angemon 44