User blog:Joeaikman/Joe's Battles of Fiction Season 2 Episode 12 - Katniss Everdeen vs Harry Potter 2

The Cast
Link Neal as Harry Potter (denoted by red )

Nice Peter as Dumbledore (denoted by purple )

Jessi Smiles as Katniss Everdeen (denoted by orange )

EpicLLOYD as Peeta Mellark (denoted by yellow )

The Battle
''*The camera pans onto the end of term feast in the Great Hall of Hogwarts. The room is draped In the red of Gryffindor and Dumbledore stands at the front, the students watching him attentatively*''

And the winner of the House Cup is....

*awed silence*

HARRY POTTER

What?

VS

Oh no

*an arrow flies in and hits the wall next to Harry's head*

KATNISS EVERDEEN

The Boy who Lived is gonna leave this bitch for dead

Cos that's what she'd be without those pieces of bread

Just choose Gale or your baker, I don't really give a fuck

But I'll mix it up, split your book just like it's a horcrux

Harry's gonna leave this hormonal girl scarred

Stupify you from afar cos your rappings subpar

This is the Hunger Games, you're flavourless, a killer I find tasteless

The odds were never in your favour against this boy wonder, world famous

The Mockingjay does dismay a rappers who's books are cliche

Dumbledore's Army was betrayed, this is no longer child's play

Go kiss your oaf of a teacher, who educates on creatures

Call me a beater, whilst I'm saving Peeta from fever

You're a Little Whinging bitch Harry, now be dismissed

Like my arrows my rhymes don't miss, you're being dissed

Hitting this with relish, you're just angry and selfish

No wonder the only vault your dick got into was Bella's

Kill and win this thing, The Hunger Games begin

Put your pin in your eye and dictate I did win

You're Rueing the day you didn't save Madge and Prim

Causing rap explosions like my names Seamus Finnigan

If this is the final feast then you'll be eaten like Finnick

This is over and just like our first battle I'll win it

I'm the girl on fire with burns hotter and you're never gonna stop her

It's a badly kept Secret, I'll end you in your Chamber, Potter

You sound like you rap in parseltongue

Call me Voldemort, kill this like it's your mom

Dobby, Colin, Remus, Tonks, couldn't save their lives

You're a wizard Harry A dead one though I was born to survive

Who won? Katniss Everdeen Harry Potter