User blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Android 18 vs Genos

Today we have a cybernetic rap battle! It's Genos, the apprentice of Saitama and evolving sidekick from the series One Punch Man, against Jinzo Ningen Juhachigou, the wife of Krillin and past major antagonist of Dragon Ball Z. Which is the better blonde cyborg fighter closely allied with a superpowered bald guy?

I got STOC for Genos so that's awesome and its gonna be fun trying to cast 18.

I made both title cards

The Battle:






Genos:

Sensei, step back, I have been upgraded for rap

Kuseno installed an eight-track and I've got Incinerate on comebacks

I've heard them say you're pretty fast - didn't do much with Cell

But you'll be bogged down in my rhymes and my adhesive gel

High specs and I'm training with Saitama each and every day

You're about to go to a tournament - get some upgrades

After your history on rampage you're like that crazed cyborg

Except for the drama, the skill, and the deep backstory

With your overblown incompetence your feats all seem phony

What's a jinzo ningen to the S-Class oni?

Bofoi my enemy, Sonic my target, you're a stepping stone

To propel me into power, like G4; or you did for that clone

18:

I put the blonde in bombshell, this brat'll be beat up

I'll break a lot more than your arm - ask Vegeta

I'm still intact, my own vocal cords to spit fire raps

But you're cracked - any humanity shattered in one attack

Unless you want to visit the next dimension, pay attention

Your destruct is nothing to mine - what, think you're Tenshin?

Your master wrecks tension hard as you mess with suspension

But hey, I'm in disbelief - that you have any fan connection

Burning for big, wet and floppy? There's something you're Sea King

But your master wants to give it to the loli! No peeking...

Krillin, be a dear, give Gastro Boy a Senzu Bean

This kid needs an adult - luckily, I'm 18.

Genos:

That was boring - keep it to eight bars or less

It’s Genos the menace ‘bout to leave bottle blonde a mess

I fight for Sensei and Kuseno under the Hero Association

So I’ll obliterate this Tiger class threat to the nation!

Android 18:

Come on kid! Did your dye sink into your CPU?

I've been fucked worse by basic bald dudes!

About to turn your steel exterior stone cold.

I won’t need my Android Barrier cuz your Machine Gun Blows.

Outro:
Who won? Android 18 Genos

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