User blog:Andrew0218/Aristotle vs Galileo - Dem Epic Rap Battles

So...uh, I tried my best to write my first ever rap battle, I know it sucks, but hey don't blame me for hurting your eyes. Also I suck at designing my blog post. And I use terrible grammar so watch at your own risk.



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ARISTOTLE! 

VS! 

GALILEO GALILEI! 

<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">BEGIN! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Aristotle: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">My best purpose here is to kick your ass <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">You better swing back cause Aristotle’s the best <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">So here’s a science lesson, you won’t forget about this <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I discovered new things, you only backed up Copernicus <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">You have no potentiality, no actuality too <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I’m a genuine scientist, the one they look up to <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Most important element of the Classical Greece <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">That’s why the root and the fruit of my rhymes are so sweet <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I’m gonna prove you wrong in the end of this song <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">No one remembers your name after Newton came along <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Galileo Galilei: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Defeating you in rap is natural science <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">When you dare to step to this science giant <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I’m the dopest scientist, just ask Stephen Hawking, my bro <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I mastered kinematics, but I also spit dynamic flow <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">You may have worked with optics but your life was not so bright <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Twenty years studying, I’m still going to school you right <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">You’re much more idiotic than that dude named simpleton <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I’m much more worthy; you know my name costs  <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">€5 billion? <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Observed bunch of stars with the telescopes I made <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">But the only thing I can’t observe is your dick! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Aristotle: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I rocked science hard; I’m the science version the Great <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I’m like the fever that killed you, I spit rhymes so sick! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I defeated you now, you can’t rebirth anymore <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Say one more word and I’ll drop your balls! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Galileo Galilei: <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">You got backstabbed by the one that you taught <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Failed your own grandnephew, your city and your gods <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">Without you and your theory, science will just keep evolving <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">While mine was proven right, and the Earth is still revolving <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">I'M NOT SURE IF THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;">YOU DECIDE! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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