User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/LAK'S PARODIES- Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood (Lak VS RTP)

First ones a charm I dunno how this is ognna go but oh well, I tried:

The Parody:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

RESPECTTHEPIXEL

VS

LAKUITABRO01.2

BEGIN!



Lak:

I got the greatest raps of history that the wiki ever saw,

Defeated Dragon and Lab and broke there jaws,

How can you rap good, with your many flaws,

Don’t need raps to beat ya, I’mma just say “Hahaaaaa”,

Your raps, they bore us, they’re not even clever,

I’m the king of rapping, so suck on my lever,

Nobody needs you, so you’re being defeated by a jew,

So why don’t you pack up, so fuck you!



<p class="MsoNormal">RTP:

<p class="MsoNormal">You look like a stoner and rap like SamisFusion,

<p class="MsoNormal">So I’ll beat you’re ass faster in your confusion,

<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t screamin’ to much, Lakky, it’s a thriller,

<p class="MsoNormal">Why don’t I just show you picture of Jeff the Killer,

<p class="MsoNormal">You just belong elsewhere, maybe your county jail,

<p class="MsoNormal">So go ahead, beg for some bail,

<p class="MsoNormal">Those words your spew don’t threaten me Lak,

<p class="MsoNormal">Screw you, man. You don’t deserve to rap

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lak:

<p class="MsoNormal">With your relationship. You’re so lonely,

<p class="MsoNormal">I would ban you from wikia, but your momma did it for me,

<p class="MsoNormal">Go tug your dinky for a shitton of your wasted babies,

<p class="MsoNormal">You were cool back then, maybe, but now you’re crazy,

<p class="MsoNormal">A kid who sits there and goes down the wrong course,

<p class="MsoNormal">Is more fit to have sex with this fucking horse!

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<p class="MsoNormal">RTP:

<p class="MsoNormal">You think you can beat me, huh? You’re no pharaoh,

<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t be that good. You got beat by a Paro,

<p class="MsoNormal">And your fast ass raps, same size as your penis,

<p class="MsoNormal">Leave rapping to anybody, Find out what your job is,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’d beat you in again but that’d be impossible,

<p class="MsoNormal">Cuz’ you Lak the skills for us to be comparable

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