User blog:TP87/Mixing ERB Episode4: Goku vs Superman

Superman
Who can stop this complicated animation

With the constipated plot and the awful jocks?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on the OG?

This looks like a job for Japan...

Jimmy Olsen
Goku!

Superman
I'm Krillin it, you're killing it, I'm villainous to genitals,

Who dance around in vegetables that hide their tiny hammer pants.

My league is incredible, I'm out of your justice!

You want level? I'll bust this emcee up in your DC!

Greasy, slick nut from Chi Chi.

With one carrot I'll snap your whole measly idiots!

You're peroid and idiot, you live in a village of species.

Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a primitive freeze.

Goku
How many times are your powers being boring?!

Your stories have been rewritten since the nineteen fucking forties!

Krillin
Superman!

Goku
Defeat me with Daisy beams? You're Saiyan.

'Cause I'm a Super Crazy, you're a flying Miss Heat!

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the clock!

You can't flow to Son Ken, I kaio-Goku get it done!

When I see your movies all I do is watch the sun.

'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of panties!

Look at those green rocks (oh!), you got that ho! (toe!)

I'll report to Superman, and Lois Lane that camel toe! (ho!)

Superman
Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes!

Just one scream! And over nine thousand punches!

I'll make your nose sniff like Roshi's bleeding panties.

From Z to deez, you can Dragon Ball GT.

Goku
Don't get my ass beat, you bat with no powers!

You got lectured about fights by Superman!

There's only one way that this walk's gonna end:

One more caped coward who's never gonna battle again!