User blog:GravityMan/TheRealJonezy vs GravityMan - Fifth Official Wiki Rap Tournament: Round One

Hello Joe, and welcome to the Tourney Round 1 battle between TheRealJonezy and GravityMan. THANKS TO JELLA AND TK FOR THE ART M8S!

Letsa go.

Starts at 0:29





VS!



BEGIN!

TheRealJonezy
Welcome to a battle of the utmost gravity,

A lyricalWiki War, that will end in a catastrophe

You're ranked #13 on the Wiki, that's unlucky for some

You'll be falling to your knees when you're leaving in Round One

I turn up to blast disastrous Negan fanboys in half

You've been here almost 4 years, and you're still not on staff

Battle me single handedly, you'll lose from inadequacy, and

The bigger they are the harder they fall. That's gravity, man

GravityMan
Oh slash the jonesing Jonezy who finally got his phony cunt off Reddit

Who drops his parents' financial credit harder than they were by Brexit

Now legit, who the fuck? Your material is more nonexistent than your dream girl

Despite your name, you cower with Zephyrries and weebs from the Real world

As the AlienatedGamer, you try to make a career on Youtube,

It's true, though the only thing this Gamer's Alienated from is views!

In the meantime, check mine, know TheRealGravity of your situation boy,

That's Wright! I fucking beat Pete and Lloyd! Your rap career is null and void!

TheRealJonezy
My lines are sharp like a machete, yours are like a butter knife

You sure you don't need to wrap this up soon and get back to your wife?

My lines will drop like fire, call it a meteorite

Like Ron Paul 2k16 said, you're a cancer to this site

GravityMan
Just like your gender, it appears rapping ain't right for you,

Changed your battles' names outta shame, provin' me to be true

You're more unnoticed than the time you ripped off Ali vs Jordan

Holy shit, Negan DID kill Negan, 'cause Jeffrey just beat the fuck outta Morgan!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!



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