User blog:Orange nightmare/Master Chief Vs. Leonidas 2

I decided that I would begin my foray into rap battle writing by creating a sequel to Epic Rap Battles of History 17, also known as Master Chief vs Leonidas.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MASTER CHIEF!

VERSUS!

LEONIDAS!

TWO!

BEGIN!

Master Chief:

You've come back, you'll be pistol whipped in an instant

An undefeatable fighter up close or at a distance

I'll dethrone you and begin to spit a verbal Flood

This supposed descendant of Zeus will fall to the mud

John's 117 times your superior as a Spartan

My armor so tough its like I used Harden

We all know you'll die in the end, like real life or the film

Plasma Grenade or Spartan Laser - either way, one kill

Leonidas:

Put a pause on that anius before Cortana's sacrifice is in vain

I am a Noble Six times your stature, you'll end this in pain

The top dog as a rapper and a fighter alike

The Oracle recommends that you take a hike

A pure blooded Spartan, you're an alien monstrosity

I hit harder than a gravity hammer with this velocity

How about you let a true soldier take you under his wing

Were I not better than this chump, I should not be king!

Master Chief:

I take harder hits from Grunts as I rack up skulls

Your raps ineffective, guess your verbal sword is dull

I am Combat Evolved and you are just a pushover

Not to mention against Xerxes you were pushed over

Leonidas:

I'm a warrior king, you're a half-rate lacky

Go golf club your Plasma Blade you trigger happy

good-for-nothing soldier who is far beyond relevant

Leonidas is the champion here! You are but excrement

Who won? Master Chief Leonidas