User blog:Hippie Rat/Santa Claus Rap

Just a little something I threw together that I'll use for EDXBeat's Christmas Contest. Sorry for the religious/non religious types that might not like this.

Lyrics
They call me Saint Nicholas, can see right through your trickolas,

You wanna be on that naughty list, well you can lickolas this dickolas.

Ho Ho Ho! Live up at the snow,

I make presents as you know, with the help of little fellows.

They all help me with glee, because every year,

I ride a sleigh around the world, spreading Christmas cheer.

And you know, it's kinda awkward, but I'll be frank,

The kids are thinking that the gifts at the tree are parents pulling a prank!

But the work is of the elves and mine,

And these reindeer, yes, all nine.

Kris Kringle don't have time to mingle, Christmas is nearly here,

The little ones have to tell me what to get, gotta whisper in my ear.

And they're making cookies and milk for me to eat,

Gotta peppermint stick on the tree, a nice little treat.

So with that I leave to a worldwide flight,

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!