Talk:Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury/@comment-5063363-20120822172247

Holy Christmas (God & Jesus) vs Festive Christmas (Santa & Elf)

Watsky as God (Because God is the most powerful in this case the best rapper of them all)

Snoop Dog as Jesus (Because Pete said he would only have Snoop Dog as Jesus)

Nicepeter as Santa (Because of the music video he made, Gangsta Snata)

EpicLLOYD as Elf (Because he's small and the also the reason above)

Jesus: I used to be on earth until you destroyed the meaning of christ

Your happy slappy secrets to kids is a whole bunch of lies

You dissed the bible brov respectin dumb ass satan

If your christmas was real youd take longer than pete on vacation

Your just a fat fuckin queer in his red possessed dress

You and your elf dont suit cos that guy weighs a few tones less

I'll bury your body in a wardrobe that is if you can even fit

I know we'll win this battle cos we dont put up with your shit

Santa: Who you callin fat your dad cant say much himself

Elf: Your about to get owned by a wizard and his elf

Santa: Your retarded people wavin palms as you travelled on your cammel

Elf: Virgin Mary cryin all day with nails in your sandals

Santa: We'll burn your freakin cross for all we ever care

Elf: Your just a bunch of goths in your shit filled underwear

Santa: We'll deliver a nasty present waiting for you at the door

Elf: Let me tell ya its a chucky your guts will be on the floor

God: Fatty wanna sarnie throw a party when your dead

Stop you and then pop you throw a needle at your head

Wrapping paper in the trash whooping your big fat ass

If that needle was a pesent it would definately be 1st class

Santa: You may have gone so fast but your raps were so damn crap

Elf: Let you have a few more beliefs on people this breath shall be your last

Santa: You better get in the mood cos its the festive season

Elf: Or my daddy will eat you for supper for not one little reason

Jesus: Im dying... Im crying... and theres no one here to save me

But at least a man like me wouldnt give their reindeers rabies

Im being brave now... out here in the snow... on my final human breath

But before I go to heaven delivering presents... theres only one hour left

Santa: Rush Rush Rush...

Elf: Its cos of your bush

Santa: Shut your little tush

Elf: Your belly makes slush

Santa: Dont argue with me boy cos I am your boss

Elf: Wait you cant die youd fall off the cross

Santa: Stop that shit before your bloods on my shoes

Elf: I can move faster than you dont mean to be rude

Santa: Right thats it I wont have a spiteful midget

You say your 50 id just stick to one didget

Elf: Sorry bout that lets make friends

And dont say no cos it all depends

Santa: Okay fine but next time not in a battle chum

Santa & Elf: Lets take away this jackass too and show him whos the dumb one

God: Move your gay bastards youll get flatened

Follow the pattern of Manhattan

911 they go heaven

People dying at age of 7

Body go bam on your rimmer gettin slimmer

Lookin in the mirrior Change back to death gettin dimmer

Ill force you funny flippin skinny little chinny

JK your your fat POP your dead!