User blog:CrimsonTuxedo24/The Daily LabTux Blog-Releases and Minecraft

Hello, this is the CrimsonTux reporting from Bunker #2038 in ERB Wiki Database. I've decided to create a daily blog, so you can know what my shit is, and when it happens. So, first, release dates. Enemies Never, my fanfic will be released every Friday. A rap battle every month starting next month. ERB Wiki Deathmatch and ERB Wiki Mythos will alternate every Thursday. And that was release dates. So, my random subject today is...

(pulls out fat guy with "Minecraft" written on his belly)

MINECRAFT!!

So...I think Minecraft's a good game, a bit overrated.

And that was my Brief Subject of The Day

So, you can ask me questions, and I'll answer them.

On my Twitter, Elliot Monroe.

On my Email, Jordanhaudenshild@charter.net

or just in the comments.

Next thing, my daily game review, Super Mario World

A legend in games, controls are fluent, graphics are unique, gameplay is fun, and I feel that it's one of the best games ever. An innovator in not only Mario games, but just games in general

10/10 with "LabTux Seal of Approval"

Now for a daily rap

"Weed"

People get blunt when they smoke on those blunts

But don't become a hippie, those motherfuckin cunts

Come on, let's not smoke a bong

But you can blow my hard dong

And that was my rap

Anyways, the word of the day is Hipsteritis, lucky numbers are 20, 67, 12, 9, and 89. Also, Bill Engvall is funny

This is the Ninja Pimp King signing off

BUH-BAI