User blog:Justinbuckner98/Puff Puff (Your Favorite Martian) vs Steve Smith (American Dad)

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==PUFF-PUFF VS STEVE SMITH==

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==Puff-Puff: Hello, little bitch, Steve Smith, I'mma show you who can be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot. You alien-smugger, I will make you drink your Orphan Tears After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer. Good morning U.S.A.? Bitch, I live on Jupiter. Grandma got a facebook, poking you, it makes  you look stupider. I Fight to Win, bitch, I'm Stalking Your Mom You are extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song.== ==Steve Smith: I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwart's spells. I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, make your life a living Hell. You're not my Favorite Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson. You got what I need? Bitch, My Balls are the stars man. Runaway planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass. I'll Boom Headshot on your Grandma's face, it will be a blast. Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick You tried to go all Hollywood, and look how it ended.== ==Puff-Puff: You searched for 8 years for a girl to bone You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone. Your mom looks like sex. She'll always Text Me Back. But the Bitch got a penis, and she's also Dookie Fresh.== ==Steve Smith: Puff-Puff Humbert, I love the way you lie My raps will TAKE OVER THE WORLD, so go ahead and die. Nobody likes your shit, you lasted forty three songs Sorry Puff-puff...your band, it didn't last long.==