User:Bantha117

"If you haven't known me long enough to have at least been mildly annoyed by me, then you haven't known me long enough to know I'm also going to be your friend."

- Wise Munkee

"Hypothetically, my relationship with others is fairly give-and-take: I make you laugh, you make my day."

- Theoretical Munkee

"Oi m8 self-quotes are pretentious and stupid."

- Critical Munkee

"Ye m8, that's kinda true."

- Agreeable Munkee

'Lo there. Keep on doing whatever it is you're doing. Don't mind me, I'm just watching over for a while.

Have a Duck while you're here.

And if you want to play a game, count all of the parentheses I use.

The Neverending Story (of how I joined the Wiki)
I first heard about ERB when I saw this sometime in maybe 2010/11. Later on, some friends recommended it to me, and so I went back and saw the first seven in May 2012. I caught up and was there to see Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe and Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Knowing about The Wiki Rule, I came to this wiki to see what was next. The rest is history http://images.wikia.com/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/b/be/K-20130815-221019-2.png.

About meh
Overall, I'm rather sensible http://images.wikia.com/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/9/9a/1357096313564.png, but I can get crazy when around the others here. I'm a dude (not with a suit) from 'Murica, particularly from somewhere in the CST. High School's where I seem to be nowadays (-;). Luckily I'm doing well. In school, I prefer English or History (le irony) to maths or Science (yet I took the time out to make that all linked and stuff). I like to think I'm intelligent, though you won't see me broadcasting that (reasons I don't feel are worth discussing). On the whole, I'm typically nice, but I can be a bit blunt. I joke around, but not every hit lands. Hopefully, you can expect a good time around me.

I should note that I'll talk in two distinct ways to people. When you see me speaking normally, then it's me you're having a discussion with. If u c meh spekking leik dis, that's Munkeespek. I'm BS'ing you, most likely. Don't take anything too personally when I'm in silly mode, basically.

Besides ERB, I'm fond of comics (DC > Marvel), TV (Young Justice (RIP In Peace), Doctor Who), movies (Disney and Pixar especially), music (The Beatles, Queen, Weird Al, et cetera (fun word that should be used more often)), food (Italian, COOOKE, chicken) reading (Animal Farm and To Kill A Mockingbird <2), video games (Nintendo and Civ V ftw), and YouTubers like The Yogscast, Watsky and Zach.

Oh, and perhaps I should elaborate on the "Munkee" thing. Yes, I am an orangutan. Deal with it.



"Friends" (Meaning I like you. Not sure if the feelings are returned.)
.json

Mah Tigga, The Intern

The Whipping Boy Who Should Go Slep (hug)

#1 Troll

Tends to use legal action

(respect)

Thx for all le cookies

I terrify him.

yuG looC

Great Scot!

Way cooler than she seems to think she is.

Bubdaff

Niall

Fgt

Smeel

Kick me one more time...

YTK

Grinch ye

ClogZ

Feesh

Wednesdays on the CW

This guy's pretty kewl and funny

Most certainly a good guy

Andrew 3000

RTP mang

Blazing Metal

Four Star Hivemind Thing

Mad Max

Aiky Breaky

His suggestions aren't actually that bad

People I Want in ERB (Eventually)
Rappers
 * 1) Walt Disney
 * 2) The Beatles (as a complete set)
 * 3) The Joker
 * 4) Link (-;)
 * 5) Atticus Finch
 * 6) Spider-Man (-;)
 * 7) Louis Armstrong

Actors
 * 1) The Yogscast (mainly Lewis & Simon)
 * 2) Doug Walker
 * 3) Schmoyoho
 * 4) Boogie2988
 * 5) Me http://images.wikia.com/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/b/be/K-20130815-221019-2.png

Favorite ERBs
(These may be biased towards new ones that grab my attention, so expect these to change occasionally)


 * 1) Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
 * 2) Goku vs Superman
 * 3) Mozart vs Skrillex
 * 4) Artists vs TMNT
 * 5) Zeus vs Thor
 * 6) Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde
 * 7) Blackbeard vs Al Capone
 * 8) Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
 * 9) Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
 * 10) Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter
 * 11) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 12) Mario Bros vs Wright Bros/Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
 * 13) Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
 * 14) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
 * 15) Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
 * 16) Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
 * 17) Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
 * 18) Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
 * 19) George Washington vs William Wallace
 * 20) Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
 * 21) Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
 * 22) Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
 * 23) Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 24) Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
 * 25) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
 * 26) Rick Grimes vs Walter White
 * 27) Columbus vs Captain Kirk
 * 28) Hitler vs Vader 3
 * 29) Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
 * 30) Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
 * 31) Rasputin vs Stalin
 * 32) Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2
 * 33) Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
 * 34) Darth Vader vs Hitler
 * 35) Master Chief vs Leonidas
 * 36) Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
 * 37) Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
 * 38) Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
 * 39) Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
 * 40) Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
 * 41) Adam vs Eve
 * 42) Moses vs Santa Claus
 * 43) Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
 * 44) Gandalf vs Dumbledore
 * 45) John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
 * 46) Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
 * 47) Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
 * 48) Napoleon vs Napoleon
 * 49) Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il

Fanmade Schtuffz
Compared to some others, my blogs/raps are far less illustrious, as well as having far fewer installments. However, I have recently joined together with my main man Tigger to start ORRBoUDQ (OGTTIAL), or the Overrated Rap Battles of Undetermined Quality (Oh God That Title Is Absurdly Long). So you should absolutely check that out. Ye.

Favorite Quotes
"No, I just soiled myself.  And it feels good."

- Sierra

"I'm the sexiest valley girl of all valley girls."

- Four

"No, I put the Z back Bre"

- ClogZ

"fegnocity charts are off the charts barry must be around"

- Sierra

"SierraStalker? More like FegFegFegFegFeg"

- Barry

"Feg incapable of pret"

- Barry

"yo kid... you ever fucked rap pudding?"

- Nice Peter himself

"I'M A FAIRY DAMMIT, I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME"

- ClogZ

"How can black people be racist?"

- User:Batman3095

"Oh look, baby said its first words."

- Napoleon Dynamite (A6)

"A6, finger you"

- Tiger admits his love

"An average Wiki Skype call: Everyone: Hi Munkee

Bantha: *burps*

Everyone: XD

Bantha: *leaves*"

- Metal

"Either it's TJ or some shit or CE just doesn't give a fuck anymore"

- Sierra

"The time it takes for a conversation to turn from multiple personality disorder to penis jokes would amaze many that haven't visited this chat regularly."

- Tigger

"I am really concerned for Icey778 because it seems like he really thinks he is a block of ice"

- Noah

"im kinda cool"

- Steeler

"If there was one thing I needed in life, it was Hitler porn"

- Joe

"Bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickedy doo, yickedy da, ping pong, lippy-tappy-too-ta though."

- Coopay

"I just really fucking love cheetos"

- Sock

"I once had nightmares about Mr.Clean choking me"

- Grinch

"Wonder's gay if that counts"

- Mitosis

"I don't know how vaginas work, but I don't think that would be very healthy"

- MSV

"Dragon Enters on an Interesting Conversation, Which Noah Capitalizes On: Dragonsblood23 has just stepped right in.

Dragonsblood23: people wanted me to join but for what cause

ProbablyNoah: Dragon

ProbablyNoah: We've brought you here today because we're concerned for you

ProbablyNoah: We have something to break to you

ProbablyNoah: ...

ProbablyNoah: DWAS has a penis shorter then Bantha's breaks

DudeWithASuit: WAT"

- Various Chat Users

"I hate freedom of expression"

- Niall

"goddammit guys just pick two identities and stick with it"

- Scribble

"no rich guy has ever bought a pizza place and thought "huh, I'll turn this into a giant fucking carnival""

- Sock

"Hooray Racism Scrawland Scribblescratch: well if someone says "I hate niggers" and burns an effigy of a black man, they're probably a racist

Tigerisnormal: They MIGHT be.

Tigerisnormal: but maybe they're actually part of an underground African-American cult."

- Scribble & Tigger

"Noah Describing His Methods ProbablyNoah: little known fact I have no dick. just a giant spiraly horn that pierces holes in the fabric of reality.

LakuitaBro01.2: the fabric of reality has multiple vaginas?

ProbablyNoah: yes

ProbablyNoah: and I fuck them all

ProbablyNoah: with my spiraly horn reality dick

SierraStalker: fuk her right in the pussy"

- Various Chat Users

"holy sucking cocksuckers on a dick covered in cthulhu's lovecraftian arachnid shit I'm happy to hear that"

- Sock

"For some reason Ive always thought also was spanish for and"

- Mitosis

"Dragon, stop being wrong about things"

- Wach

"Fnaf has one of the best storylines I've ever seen"

- Wach

"SON OF A FUCK THE SKELETONS ARE BACK."

- Tigger

"BURNED

FUCKING

APPLY FUCKING

I DON'T EVEN

APPLY PISS OF SATAN TO THAT BURN @ http://prntscr.com/62v6r8"

- Tigger

"the link level is eat dicks"

- Tigger

"WINNR WINER CHIKKCEN DINING"

- Tigger yet again

"I dunno, I just work here"

- BTTF

Munkee-isms
(Read: These are just dumb things you might hear me say)

"Munkee"

- All da kewl kidz

"lil"

- My spelling of lol

"<2"

- Better than <3 (Gaben would agree)

"Buggah/Fak"

- Whenever I screw up speeling

"Kee(eeeeeeee...eeee)k"

- When someone ought to be kicked

Random Things
The song that you can't find is Pete Townshend's demo of Love Reign O'er Me by The Who.

http://prntscr.com/5ni2hs http://prntscr.com/5ni38v http://prntscr.com/6eceet (reacting to https://i.imgur.com/kFH4yqh.jpg) http://prntscr.com/6ecek9 (same)

If you were counting, there were 66 parentheses on this page. (Thanks for playing!)

Now there's 68.

Well then. Carry on.