User blog:RoboticOperatingWhatever/Cat vs Fog. Rom´s Crappy Joke Battles of Minimum Efort

Oh hey,happy itsjustaprankbromass,since everyone will probably write a joke battle today,I decided to follow the herd,and write one,it took me just one hour to write this piece of crap,its 2am on here btw,I just noticed it was social experiment day and decided I needed to do something with it,seeing as you know,I have almost no blogs,and I might as well have some more,This suggestion comes from Jake the Maniac,because literally yesterday,I asked for the worst suggestion anyone on chat had saw,and this was the only response,the original comenter who came up with this probably just typoed and meant cat vs dog,but gentleman,when I saw this I had to do it,so on one side we have the curtest house pet,no matter what flats say,a cat,and on the other we have evaporated water that makes it hard to see stuff at night,fog,I hope you enjoy this because this is my first battle on this account,and my second battle I posted myself after Freddy vs R.O.B,and if it inst a great track record I don´t know what is

Beat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3r-ct0haZg

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WAIT WHAT?

CAT

VS

FOG?

'''BEGIN,I GUESS? '''

Fog:

Agility and reflexes won't help you win this game

Forget the eye of a tiger,you're in the eye of hurricane

For the vapor nation,my condensations comes  from transpiration

With supersaturations, I blows away your expectations

You tried to step on the mat,now take your hat and step back

I got the serious drizzle,been making it rain in the track

Go back to your lasaga,don't come near me with those hairy paws

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You'll be fucked sideways even if you don't land in all fours

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cat:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I got the cuteness and memes,can I has some luv

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Do you think anyone on the net would just look at haboobs

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">People wouldn't form a flash mob,just to see some flash fog

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Got the sharp claws and sharp wit to dissect you like a frog

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like Hairballs,I will be sure to spit out some feline lines

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You're weak as a mice,this is a game of cat and melted Ice

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I crystal clear,you're salty and jealous of me and  my popularity

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It´s meant to be,when a ferocious hunter fights the misty sea

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Fog:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You call yourself ferocious,when you're distracted by yarn?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nines live will be taken,if you anger this fog of war

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You can only stand up to me,when you are stuck to tree

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I belong to the skies,while you belong in furry pornography

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You are just talk,but let's see when if you'll get hooked

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">When I get your tongue into a can of my pea soup

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You just got a bath of cold water,but no need for such a fuss

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#999999;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Your self made baths are the only times you'll lick puss

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cat:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Like a laser,I'm targeting my sight at this smoky scrumptious schmuck

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'm not black,but when I rap,you are surely having some serious bad luck

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">From  the glorious sabertooth,Il share ancestor on a chain of evolution

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">While your origins follow smog and some measly strain of pollution

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'll cut you up into pieces,and grind it into some tasty meow mix

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You won't be fog or smog anymore,but you also won't be myst

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You try to spread  hate,with the sound you propagate,but it's too late

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(255,153,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So while my fame resonates,you should dissipate and evaporate out of my face.

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WHO WON?

 WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

 WHO DID THIS?

 EPIC RAP BATTLE OF IM NOT PAYED ENOUGH FOR THIS

Note:so yeah,The point of this battle is that everyone on April fools would be doing a joke crap battle,so I thought,everyone would expect a crap battle,but people would actually be surprised if they saw what looked what looks like a joke battle but it actually a serious battle,or at least one it took efort to write.I am kind of proud of what I wrote here,but eh with this suggestion anything you can pull off is probably just good enough for it.also yeah,all the details on the beginning of the blog are true,I wanted to do this for some time on April fools,but yesterday,I just remembered it,asked for a bad suggestion on chat,and wrote this on one hour.still good,specially considering this matchup