Talk:Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer/@comment-25443057-20191213113856

AUDIO'S OUT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgff_AOYblM

Here's my best attempt at the lyrics.

Thanos:

I am inevitable! Immeasurable! ??? Monstrous!

With bars weighing on you heavier than your haunting guilty conscious! I am Thanos! And I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm!

You're a pencil pushing terrorist who never learned to love the bomb!

Seems you started out a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy

Makes sense, your rhymes are only hot periodically!

Man, I burn the Avengers to embers! Send half your world to slaughter!

Now I'm offing off Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter!

Got a fist of gold that I'm packing, 6 Infinity Gems I'm wrapping

Stick your tiny nuclear dick back in your pants, Dr. Manhattan!

Hadron smashing all your atoms, don't collide with me when I'm rhyming

You bleed and break so easily, I'll call you Oppen-hymen!

It's impossible ???? You just don't have the stones! Apparently, the only thing you're good at wrecking is a home!

Because you slept with your friend's wife and put another in your bed!

Then you get her pregnant, should have gone for the head!

Oppenheimer:

Your rhymes took everything I had left.

After your raps, I am become death.

You need an iron, man, for that wrinkly ass skin.

And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt chin.

Where's your rhythm? Thought you had the Time Stone.

Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone.

You might be something from the MCU.

But between us, who's the worst MC? You!

Your dialogue has too many breaks in the syllables.

You talk so slow, Drax thinks you're invisible!

I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical.

Cause I've got that fissile material

???????

But you came out so scary.

That your own mother tried to make you a temporary!

Meanwhile, I've mastered the art of science more than any man alive.

I'm here to split you like 2 and 3 from 5.

I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must.

You're an evil being, Thanos, and I'll leave you in the dust,