User blog:Captain Warrior/Zombie Apocalypse - The CW and A6 Show. Episode 5

ooh a zombie episode, you're so damn welcome. enjoy tho

Cast
CW as himself

A6 as himself

Phil as the dog

Four, Nail, Fire, Coupe, RTP, NF, and Killer as zombies

Script
CW:

I'm bored.

A6:

Don't care.


 * Zombie noises come out of nowhere*

CW:

Did you hear that?

A6:

Hear what?


 * A zombie named Four slams CW and A6's door, then goes in the house*


 * CW and A6 both scream*


 * Four bites A6, then he becomes a zombie*

CW:

A6 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You son of a bitch!


 * Four and A6 start chasing CW*

CW:

Oh fuck, where's my gun? Oh yeah, I put it in the closet so A6 doesn't touch it.


 * CW runs as fast as he can to the closet and grabs his gun*


 * CW shoots Four and A6*

CW:

Take that, bitches! Now to kill all the other zombies out there.


 * CW goes outside with his gun and sees another zombie named Nail*

CW:

Not today.


 * CW shoots Nail*


 * a zombie named Fire approaches out of nowhere and starts chasing CW*


 * CW shoots Fire*

CW:

Nope.


 * a zombie named Coupe approaches out of nowhere as well and starts chasing CW*

CW:

Get lost!


 * CW shoots Coupe*

CW:

Haha.


 * a zombie named RTP approaches and chases CW*

CW:

How about-


 * CW shoots RTP*


 * a zombie named NF approaches*

CW:

Ooh, a female zombie, it's about time. But, unfortunately-


 * CW shoots NF*

CW:

What? I had to. Well, I think that's all the zombies out there.


 * a zombie named Killer sneaks up on CW*


 * Killer bites CW*

CW:

NOOOOOOOOO!


 * CW wakes up, and it was a dream*

CW:

Oh, it was a dream all along.

Phil:

Woof woof.

CW:

At least you weren't in that dream, Phil. *sighs* I need to stop watching Shaun of the Dead.