User blog:0ShadowStories/Harry Houdini VS Criss Angel

My ERB idea for these two to see who is the most famous illusionist.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Harry Houdini VS Criss Angel! BEGIN!

Criss:

Guess it's time to fight, but you won't survive.

Face off against me and you'll be Buried Alive.

I'm a god. I can walk on water.

Step up Harry, welcome to the slaughter.

Come on old man, don't underestimate.

Watch me as i begin to levitate.

I've accomplished more then you could ever achieve.

Step off you fake, I've already won so Believe.

Harry:

Be ready Criss, your future is looking bleak.

You emo punk, i see why they call you a freak.

I'm the original escapist, master of magic.

Compared to me, your life must of been tragic.

Break out of my straitjacket like it's nothing.

You copy me so much that it's disgusting.

One hundred years ago till now, i'll always be the best.

You're just a fucking copycat, just like the rest.

Criss:

Who do you think you're messing with?

I'm the legend Criss Angel, the man, the myth.

I'll cut myself straight in half.

But i'll be fine, breaking you mind to get a laugh.

I've been run over by a steamroller, lying on glass.

Back off, haven't i already kicked your ass?

This is the most one sided fight ever chose.

Go back to doing birthday party magic shows.

Harry:

Try to fight me, but failure means a drowning death.

You could never be like me, don't even hold your breath.

I'm the dark arts lord, i'm bringing forth hell.

Wonder where you got the idea for your water torture cell.

I was in movies, you just had some TV time.

Your tricks are so bad it has got to be a crime.

You want illusion, look at your career.

You say you know magic, so make yourself disappear.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.