User blog:Gliscor Fan/Similar Rap Battles of the Same: The Joker vs Joker

It's about that time of year, isn't it? It's been a long while, so here's a matchup I've been planning on doing since I "rebooted" this series, it just so happens to coincide with ERB's timing so I'd say it's a perfect time to actually do it. I wanted to experiment a bit with something as well, you'll see what down the line.

For this matchup, I figured I'd change it up a bit. Neither of these characters are known on a first-name basis, one of which is because he has no name, the other of which (while he does have an official name) has custom names. Thief vs Criminal, Persona vs DC, Joker vs Joker. Who will come out on top?

INTRO
SIMILAR RAP BATTLES OF THE SAME



VERSUS



BEGIN!

BATTLE
The Joker:

Clown prince of Crime on the mic, that's why I call the shots

And if Harley Quinn was any reason, I give the ladies the hots

You live in a big city, you know, I can relate

It must be pretty weird for a cat to watch you masturbate! (haha!)

When I strike, I can give anyone less than ten toes

But you can't harm a single person unless you go to mementos

So try and rob my palace, take my treasure to claim

Unless you can't steal something from someone actively insane

From a model to a teacher, you can bang a lot of chicks

Whereas the only ones I bang are when I want to shoot the shit

Let me end that bit so you can understand the gravity

Of the situation I put you in to cause a death in your family

Joker:

A criminal against a thief? This is one for the ages

Given most of your fans are teenage boys flipping pages

My raps are like all the treasure that I've stole

While yours are so bad they'll never be out on parole

I'm like a wild card, no one knows what I'll say next

Your origin is as easy as my exams, it's just multiple choice

But, I've already been expelled, so there's not much else for you to do

So, puddin' how about you go back to Gotham and ask Harley to get screwed

I've had all my ladies tell me they loved me, sometimes all at once

But come this Valentine's day, it's your ass that will get dumped

You must be jealous, that's why you have the Green-Do

If you come to Tokyo, the Phantom Thieves will stop you

The Joker:

What makes you think I want to return to Tokyo?

I've already been there, and it felt like I lost my mojo

So that's a no-go from this JoJo, I'm already on a bizarre adventure

But now that I got my Bars back, I can leave you with some dentures (heehee!)

Look, you're a joke, Joker, right now you're out of your persona

Plus you live in an attic, you couldn't be less of a lone-a

You think you could take a man who can outwit a bat? Oh, the Irony

You must know by now that we live in a society!

Joker:

You're a fool, Joker, if you think that you're a star

Cause the World are my confidants, towering over a hanging man with no bars

I unleash judgement upon you, justice with no regrets

As my fortune declares the sun and moon rule to end this with your death

Every Emperor needs an empress, every magician a chariot,

But you don't have the strength to keep your lover to your benefit

Your high priestess is the devil, your keeper is a hierophant!

So take off that clown makeup and give the batman what he wants

OUTRO
WHO WON?

WHO IS NEXT?

YOU CAN DECIDE!

SIMILAR

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RAP BATTLES OF... the... hahaha... SAAAAAAAAAME!

POLL
Who Won? The Joker Joker