User blog:JakeTheManiac/JakeTheManiac for President

I am nothing but a simple, humble Wiki user.

But I am seeing everyday on this site, that we are having users being terrible people (just terrible). We have morons constantly posting stupid unrelated reaction pictures to things that already don't make sense. But worse than that, we have three users who believe that they can run this wiki better than others.

I'm not gonna use any real names but those users are AnimatronicWorkingPapaya, Expendable6186 and Johnpainman.

Papaya is a minority, which is bad on its own. And papayas are the second worst tasting fruit in the world, only behind mangoes. What a yuge loser!

Expendable? Who is that? He must be a closet homosexual if I don't know him! Sad!

John, I hear, is from Britain. Terrible! Why don't you just Brexit your campaign an give it to someone who knows what they are doing?

What do these three have in common? They aren't a good presidential candidate.

They aren't JakeTheManiac.

As the title of this blog states, I am officially running for President of the ERB Wiki!

I am a good, honest human being! I have met many a famous politicians who have given me expert advice! One time Sean Hannity gave me an angry look after I called him a fag! I'm already loved by the left wing!

I don't have opinions on abortion! It's the Internet! Do whatever the hell you want to do! About 90% of this community are guys so punch a pregnant woman in the stomach if you want! See if I give a crap!

And immigrants? Anyone who has a name that ends with an O like "Paco" or a name that starts with J but sounds like an H like "Julio" or if your nickname is Pitbull, get out and die. Get that wall build now and block off the southeastern tip of Florida if you can. But if you have a cool nickname like "El Chapo" or "Tu Mama Es Un Puta Fea y Gorda", eh, I'll give you all a year to pack.

ERB Wiki, if we work together, we can let all these things happen. Together we can Jake Wikia Great Again!

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