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LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES

GABE NEWELL

VS

SHIGERU MIYAMOTO

BEGIN!

 Gabe Newell:

Well this is New-ell, the founder of Nintendo stooping down this low?

Ground-pounding your face in, might as well call me Mario,

You will lose this verbal Brawl, that is a fact that can be affirmed,

I can beat you three times, wait… Half Life Three CONFIRMED!

So keep on trying to get to the top, you’ll fall flat on your face,

You aren’t gonna get a A on this battle, to your family, you’re a disgrace,

I’m heavily Steam-powered but I got the water flows of a Valve,

Beating me is a dream so go to sleep, you can and you shall!

 <p class="MsoNormal">Shigeru Miyamoto:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well then, Gabriel, looks like you’re missing some important chromosomes,

<p class="MsoNormal">Kickin’ it up a Notch or two, don’t mess with me, son, I’m in my zone,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s on like Donkey Kong, going off against me will be a terrible fate,

<p class="MsoNormal">Watching you stumble around, I might as well just sit here and wait,

<p class="MsoNormal">Let me Link you the facts, I pushed my company through the roof with the NES,

<p class="MsoNormal">Scouting out your territory, mess with my crew, I’ll show you whose best,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a coward behind the company, I’mma Falcon Punch you out of here,

<p class="MsoNormal">And we all know what you think is a secret to everybody, I’m your greatest fear

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Gabe Newell:

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re causing lyrical Warcraft, turn back now before you lose,

<p class="MsoNormal">Messin’ with me is a defeat, let me go ahead and bring out my crew,

<p class="MsoNormal">Gordon Freeman:

<p class="MsoNormal">This guy can’t be serious, you look like The Joker with that smile,

<p class="MsoNormal">Geared with a crow bar and suit, let us show you our style

<p class="MsoNormal">The Scout:

<p class="MsoNormal">Wait, I wasn’t listening, can you repeat what you had said again?

<p class="MsoNormal">Nobody even pays attention to you, your fans are, like, ten

<p class="MsoNormal">Chell:

<p class="MsoNormal">Portal you to outer-space, you will be sucked of oxygen from the vacuum,

<p class="MsoNormal">Now, I may give you the honor of rapping, this Jap can now resume

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Shigeru Miyamoto:

<p class="MsoNormal">See, you had to bring your creations, I even have some of my own,

<p class="MsoNormal">Let me show you how we to it in Tokyo, show them what you’re honed

<p class="MsoNormal">Merio:

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s-a-me, Mario, time to kick some Steamed up morons in the meat balls,

<p class="MsoNormal">Mega-flash jump on you all forever, you four will indefinitely fall

<p class="MsoNormal">Link:

<p class="MsoNormal">HE, HWOO, HWAH! Those are the only words I need to beat you,

<p class="MsoNormal">Messin’ with us will be sure to resulting with us defeating you!

<p class="MsoNormal">Samus Aran:

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m blasting my way through this, the Federation is on the mic,

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s time for you four to go, so go ahead, go and take a hike!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Gabe Newell:

<p class="MsoNormal">You want to be the very best but yet, you fall flat on your face,

<p class="MsoNormal">Fuck, man, even with my complexion I can out run you in a race!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Shigeru Miyamoto:

<p class="MsoNormal">Keep running your mouth, that’s all this white Fat Albert can do,

<p class="MsoNormal">Just think of this, Newell, this world would be a better place without you!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Gabe Newell:

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll rip your foundation down to 8-Bits, I'm steaming up a win for the nation!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Shigeru Miyamoto:

<p class="MsoNormal">Well at least I'm not a asshole who looks like he's addicted to masterbation!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Gabe Newell:

<p class="MsoNormal">You came along and ruined the gaming industry, these are lyrical jabs at your crotch,

<p class="MsoNormal">This battle is now over, Happy Mask Salesman, Game Set and Watch!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Shigeru Miyamoto:

<p class="MsoNormal">You still attempt to rap at me but listening to you is like sitting through class,

<p class="MsoNormal">So run your ass out of you, fro mthis day forward, you're a thing of the past!

Who won? Shigeru Miyamoto and His Creations Gabe Newell and His Creations