User blog:Rapbattlefanatic/Rapbattlefanatic's Rap Battle Tourney Audition

'Here is my Audition. My first ever Rap Battle audition.'

Man, I can't believe that there are auditions for this thing!

Especially for me, Mr.More-Golden-Than-Mr.T's-Bling

If we all were search engines, I would be Google, and you would be Bing!

I'm taking shots like a Sling! Poppin' out rocks of disses,

You give out hugs and kisses, if I did that i'll kill you with kindness,

Rap isn't a democracy, like my Rule over this game, you can call me your hiness!