User blog:TKandMit/Trevor Philips vs Vaas Montenegro. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains

Hello guys and welcome back to another episode of Heroes and Villains! Today, two titanic drug dealing psychopaths meet face to face; Trevor Philips, Grand Theft Auto Vs juggernaut of rage, versus Vaas Montenegro, Far Crys fearsome pirate of the Rook Islands. Huge thanks to my buddy Matt, as he made the title cards and cover for me yet again. Oh btw check out Night's new battle since I posted this right after he did, sorry bud <3.

Cast
Some dude who looks like Vaas as Vaas Montenegro

Nice Peter as Trevor Philips

EpicLLOYD as Michael De Santa (cameo)

DeStorm Power as Franklin Clinton (cameo)

Elena Diaz as Citra Talugmai (cameo)

Intro
Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains!   Versus! Begin!

Trevor Philips
Welcome to Sandy Shores, selling methamphetamine,

You don't want to step to me, V, I'm a murdering machine!

Taking over airports, strip clubs and then some,

You're a slave master on an island without income,

You're no warrior, you're just a nut of your tribe,

I’m in that heli, and you’re about to get sniped!

You’re Volker’s broken soldier, killing you’d be fun,

I’m going for the gold, and by that I mean the Big One!

Vaas Montenegro
The name is Vaas, I'm the boss of this island,

The cause of a lot of cons on this island,

The Nas of this island, the God that starts you Far Crying,

And like Rockstar, I put the pause on this heisting!

Your boss was a tyrant, causing Federal indictment,

A lost cause is your fighting, what's TP Enterprises?

Stop totin’ your rifle and let’s go toe to toe for survival,

Like my scar, you’ll get an eyeful! I’m crazily frightful!

I’m your primal rival! I’ll kill you at the final!

This time, there’s no revival, not even for Michael!

Trevor Philips
What happens in the dark, comes out in the light,

Stop dreaming, Vaas, you can’t even put up a fight,

You're a coward, fought for power to your final hour,

Hated by your friends, even your sister went sour!

On a rampage, active rage, now you're in the cage!

Shattered like your hopes, this Vase is gonna break!

Your time is up, you're debunked, I could choke you blind drunk,

Fuck you up, put in trunk, death by coo-coo canuck!

Vaas Montenegro
I'll put you in agony, while you've set for bankruptcy,

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

It's doing the same fucking shit, over and over,

Expecting shit to change, you're morbid for a poser,

A proto-hipster with a haunting past, marked for death,

How can you survive this quest when you're snorting meth?!

I'll gladly pick Option A, you're a failure to your family,

Trevor... did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villaaaaaiiins!

Who won? Trevor Philips Vaas Montenegro