User blog:Drakan95/Epic Rap Battles of History : Vlad The Impaler VS William Wallace

'Sup everyone and welcome to my very first rap battle! Hope you will like it,but since I have some difficulties with the English language and I'm not at all a good rapper, I have a feeling that you will find it laughable, in a bad way. Anyway, I, personally, am very proude to make my first blog with a rap battle in it and I chose to make Vlad vs William, not because they have a specific connection (which they don't), but it was more like a lil' friendly war between me and my pal, JohnLeJon (the guy who wrote Wallace's lines), since he's Scottish and I'm Romanian! :) This battle features the three-time Voivode of Wallachia and tyrant leader, Vlad The Impaler, rapping against Scottish revolutionist, William Wallace.

Once again thank you, Left 4 Speed, for the cover and title cards! You rock, man ! ;)

Cast :

Drakan95 as Vlad The Impaler

JohnLeJohn as William Wallace

Beat : Last One Standing

Battle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY :



VS



BEGIN!

Vlad The Impaler :
(starts at 0:23)

 Vlad Ț epes in the house, coming faster than my night attacks

 It will be a BLOODy pleasure to impale a stake upon your ass

 After this battle you won’t survive, so it’s time so say goodbye

 Before I let you eviscerated, when I spit a rhyme! (He-He!)

 You got emasculated by your nemesis? My, you’re a big disgrace

 I’m gonna make you feel more blue than that paint on your face

 You want to duel with me? Please, don’t bother to start a fight

 When the Voivode of Wallachia will put your head on a pike

William Wallace :
(0:47)

Ya wanna brawl with me, mate? Then tell me here Mr.Dracul

Why did you murder the poor, that's not very cool

A stupid useless avenge was just for your father boy,

Truth is, you're just the ottomans favourite jerking toy

You were a lil’ annoying prince, while I was an underdog,

Kiss my arse, Vlad! Bi curmach spit me gairleog.

This Mario ‘stache rip-off will be dipp his bread in piss,

<p class="MsoNormal">If a weak laddie like you try to overcome against this.

Vlad The Impaler :
(1:11)

<p class="MsoNormal"> You’re more vexatious than Mehmed, and that makes me furious

<p class="MsoNormal"> Your army is a bunch of peasents, mine has real warriors

<p class="MsoNormal"> I can't lose to a fool with a crappy movie as his legacy

<p class="MsoNormal"> Forget about your Longshanks, I’m your worst enemy !

<p class="MsoNormal"> Andrew Moray can’t save you now, for I am the most crude

<p class="MsoNormal"> Dare to start a war with me and you'll know that you're screwed

<p class="MsoNormal"> A haggis bitch lover like you, just met a real demon (Graaagh!)

<p class="MsoNormal"> When I’m done with you, Sir, you won’t enjoy any ‘’freedom’’ !

William Wallace :
(1:35)

<p class="MsoNormal">I am the guardian of Scotland, you're the bitch of the night,

<p class="MsoNormal">You only rap ‘cos you don’t know how to actually fight

<p class="MsoNormal">Quit talking and spitting! Your victory lasted a few days,

<p class="MsoNormal">Plus your style sound as old as a packet of Lay’s (Ha-Ha!)

<p class="MsoNormal">You can Order your Dragon, I'll hang with Loch Ness,

<p class="MsoNormal">After I finish ya, someone will need to pacify this mess

<p class="MsoNormal">I'll serve with a Mars bar and a bucket of blood (Hoo-rah!)

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Cos a Romanian got mashed like a homegrown spud !

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE !

EPIC RAP....(THE LOGO GETS IMPALED).....BATTLES.....OF....*BLAWGGHH*

Poll :
Who won? Vlad The Impaler William Wallace Tie