User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 18: Mao Zedong vs. Jay-Z

Hey guys. My last rap battle (Peashooter vs. Pikachu) didn't get a single vote or a single comment. I suggest you guys give it a vote at least :) :( Anyways, I picked this battle from a suggestion my friend gave (even if both men don't have anything in common but it worked) so here we go. This features Chinese communist revolutionary, politician and socio-political theorist, Mao Zedong vs. American rapper, record producer, and entrepreneur Jay-Z. Enjoy

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MAO ZEDONG!

VS

JAY-Z!

BEGIN!

Mao Zedong:

China! It’s all-out war!

Get ready Z, ‘cuz your life won’t go very far!

You look like the saggy old version of Chris Brown!

And your Billboard 200 makes you look like a clown!

I’m a true leader; even beat the likes of Hitler!

Thank you Marx and Lenin for making me the bitter leader!

Pupils rally against me but I schooled them all!

You can never declare war against the cause of your fall!



Jay-Z:

You don’t have to be so angry, baldhead. Are you pissed at your tanks?

Your dictatorship is like the Titanic, a failure that sank!

I’m an American gangster and I can destroy all your troops!

I’m so popular, when people hear me, they just hit that loop! I hear you have a communist party? Will my songs be played there too?

It was the Civil War that got your Asian ass to be blue!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re just a phoney idiot sucking the dick of Joseph Stalin!

<p class="MsoNormal">And I’ll beat you to a pulp until your blood fills up a gallon!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mao Zedong:

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s enough! I have heard enough of your shit!

<p class="MsoNormal">I have better plans for my army than any of your three blueprints!

<p class="MsoNormal">My men hold the hammer of China! And they’ll drop it on your head!

<p class="MsoNormal">I was the iron fist of the century until my death!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jay-Z:

<p class="MsoNormal">Yeah, I’ve heard of your death. I was the one who spat on your grave!

<p class="MsoNormal">And let me guess, it was the students who gave you a shave?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll watch your throne be exploded by my Jay-Z raps!

<p class="MsoNormal">So Mao, you gonna say another of your Asian crap?

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<p class="MsoNormal">WHO WON?

<p class="MsoNormal">WHO'S NEXT?

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU DECIDE!

<p class="MsoNormal">EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Who Won? Mao Zedong Jay-Z