User blog:PredatorFan/Neil Armstrong vs Buzz Lightyear

Neil Armstrong: First man on the moon, a great event in history

Your a toy who can't speak so your rhymes are brought shitty what a pitty

You think you can beat a human, what a joke bitch please

I bet you still believe the moons made out of cheese

And whats even worse I can't even hear you, your only half a foot tall

You think your a space man but you can't even fly over a wall

Oh I'm scared of your laser and your 3 weird buttons man

If was Andy right now I'd throw you straight into the trash can

Buzz Lightyear: Yeah I'm a toy but so what? my rhymes are beast

I could be you in my first verse and thats only at the least

I made a movie with a cowboy and now all the kids love us

You can even buy me for a few dollars down at toys r us

Yawn yawn yeah you've been on the moon

I've also been there but 10 more planets too

If you hate me that much then break off my wing

Just like syds stairway did but I'll get back up and win

Neil Armstrong: How... dumb... are you?

The moon isn't a planet s o take your bag and get back to school

I stuck the flag up there for a reason to shine pride on USA

But then you have to come along and ruin it you gay

Your a like a pshycopathic emo dying your hair that color

and that round barrel of yours you can't be more fuller

May the moon shine down on you and teach you dick a lesson

Because everyone is sick of your crappy cartoon aggression

Buzz Lightyear: Come in star command we've got a dumb bum who thinks hes fun

Messing with a space ranger who managed to shag his mom

''Shall we kill him? Shall we burn him? Shall we cut up this stupid vermin''

No wait, I've got a better idea I'll slap him with my nasty rhymes

Callin me gay, what would be wrong with that even if I was

Your an even bigger faliure than the remake of the oz

Your forgetten now anyway, your burried down your gone

I got a big fight with zurg soon so to infinity and beyond!