User blog:Joshuakrasinski/me-ouch vs miss cougar

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JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

ME-OUCH

VS!

MISS COUGAR!

BEGIN!

Me-Ouch
it's me me ouch come and check me out,

if you try to attack me it you on who i will pounce,

city crushing since mmm premiered,

i'm fabolous give you the spear,

i got a case catscratch fever and your face is the cure,

you only appeared ounce on new looney tunes,

that will be it for sure,

miss cougar
look me-ouch your from a appropriately named planet,

not to mention your spastic,

rainbows really what is this gamera,

you should be on my other actresses show and go cry to your mama,

i will spell your do do doom and put you in the slama,

your fabolous i get that no need to say that all the time,

your a major dissapointment to your kind,

me-ouch
me-ouch that hurt so much it's making me purr,

so what if i'm spastic atleast i have pretty fur,

i am an obvious fan favorite this battle's creator loves me,

so i get instant victory,

i will stomp on your heart despite what the song says bugs will never ask you for second base,

he's with lola so prepare to taste my meow meow mace,

miss cougar
wow me-ouch your rhymes suck,

when i needed a monster i rather watch the film monster trucks,

people think i'm cute so back off sister,

or you will have to face the wrath of this booty packing mother,

i'm hungry for some meat call me a cannibal,

i will slice you and cook ya like my was hannibal,

me-ouch
yeah you tried that with bugs by pampering,

but when it comes to speaking i can't stand your yammering,

i may seem bubbly but now you see i shouldn't be the one to start troubling,

i tower over ya like my name me-ouch zilla,

so don't tempt me miss cougar i am gonna crush ya,

master mayhem
uh actually there is an agreement that i can't destory the earth due to the dome of doom

Me-ouch
grr fine!

Miss cougar
well look's i win this round,

cause while you were talking i got the three myahem pods at a dog pound,


 * record scratch*

Me-ouch
wait what?


 * a satelite appears and balsts me-ouch*

nooo!!

Master mayhem
curse you miss cougar you ruined my chance to destroy earth,​​​​​​​

miss cougar
sorry master mayhem but this trophy was well earned,

Outro
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! JOSH'S *CLAW MARKS AS THE LOGO IS SLICE IN HALF AND THE ANNOUNCER FINISHES THE OUTRO IN PAIN* epic rap battles......*top of logo falls off* ow,,,