User blog:ERBWarrior/WERB S1 - Henry Ford vs Elon Musk

(Beat to Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2)

WARRIOR'S EPIC

FUCKING

RAP BATTLES

VS



Ford:
Another challenger? Ha, who's this bitch?

Who won is a more rhetorial question than which witch is which!

I was one of the Big Three, you're stuck on raw Asphalt!

I'm bringing your SpaceX little fucking "rocket" to a halt!

You're unknown to most, I made a country-wide trend,

While you sir, are stuck with imaginary friends!

I mean, your Tesla shit, was ripoff bullshit to the end!

Like X.com, I'll destroy you, then press send!

Musk:
Look, this mini midget trying to stand up to me,

The king of the electronic age vs a wannabe Barbie?

You may have pleased Wilson, but not Mr. Musk!

Really, your own company threw you under the bus!

You were on a five mile speed record, I set 155!

I was God's accountant before you were alive!

Ford:
Can I just say something? Um, damn!

I was a true innovator, you were compared with Iron Man!

Musk:
This is like Qantas vs Tesla, the Tesla always wins!

Meanwhile, you were abusing the seven fucking sins!

Ford:
You look tired, oh, that's because your first invention was lazy!

Who the fuck are you, even my memory's hazy!

You need to fucking relax, it's fucking life shattering,

When you try to rebel, now that shit's unraveling!

Musk:
Now, I'm sure we cn get to Mars in 40 fucking years,

But dude, to start a trend, at least grow a beard!!

This is your fall from the automobile creators' throne,

I declare this battle officialy Tesla owned!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

WHY THE HELL DID HE MAKE TITLE CARDS?

WARRIORS---

EPIC RAP BATTLES