User blog:Panchamp98/PANCHAMP'S PARODIES: Why I Am Gay (A Paraody of YMCA for Luigi)

Hey there, I must tell you something,

I said hey there, I have news to bring,

I said hey there, about my orientation,

I, need, to, tell, you that I’m gay,

Hey there, I just came out,

Hey there, you can’t forget with a doubt,

Hey there, don’t even think about it,

So, I’m, here, to, tell, you,

I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

I was just born that way,

Don’t blame me for being gay,

You can just wait out of the bay,

I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

I was just born that way,

<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t blame me for being gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey there, Will you just listen to me,

<p class="MsoNormal">Might I ask what you want to be,

<p class="MsoNormal">You can live out your dreams,

<p class="MsoNormal">But, you, can’t, be, as, gay, as me

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey there, I masterbate to gay stuff,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey there, I can tell you’ve had enough,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey there, you can tell that I’m gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">Because I, am, singing, this, song,

<p class="MsoNormal">I know that you know Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m annoying you with Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">I have everything, except for a bigger john,

<p class="MsoNormal">And I get turned on when I see a boy mowing his lawn,

<p class="MsoNormal">I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">Just become this way, and I will stop,

<p class="MsoNormal">You can just do it cuz’ I’m not a cop,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey there, I was just like you,

<p class="MsoNormal">But then, I was born right through,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey there, you can be like me,

<p class="MsoNormal">But, I, won’t, force, you, to, be,

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s it, come up close to me,

<p class="MsoNormal">I said oh yeah, come closer to me,

<p class="MsoNormal">But I won’t let you go,

<p class="MsoNormal">Because, I, am, a, pedo,

<p class="MsoNormal">I know that you know Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m annoying you with Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">Trust me cuz’ you won’t die,

<p class="MsoNormal">But if you resist that’s a lie,

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh bro oh bro, no need to feel down,

<p class="MsoNormal">I can turn that frown right upside down,

<p class="MsoNormal">I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">I just wanna say Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh bro oh bro, no need to feel down,

<p class="MsoNormal">I can turn that frown right upside down,

<p class="MsoNormal">Why I Am Gay, Why I Am Gay,

<p class="MsoNormal">Why I Am Gay, Why I Am Gay