User blog:Awesomesix/Awesome Rap Battles 5: Snoop Dogg vs Louis Armstrong

In the 11th re-installment of Awesome Rap Battles, famous rapper Snoop Dogg goes faces off against famous musician Louis Armstrong to see who is the best black musician of a black-prominent genre.

Info
Originally released: April 8, 2014

Characters: Snoop Dogg, Louis Armstrong

Battle
AWESOME RAP BATTLES 2.0!

LOUIS ARMSTRONG!

VERSUS!

SNOOP DOGG!

BEGIN!

Snoop Dogg:

Snoop's up in this bitch foshizzle, just drop the beat a little,

Beat this man black and blue; choke him on his whistle,

I'm the OG, game like Hasbro, got weed out the ass,

Scrooge McDuckin' in this bitch when I dive in my cash,

You need some sizzurp for that voice you got, fo’ real

Maybe all that blowin' fucked you up, you sound like a seal,

No one likes jazz anymore, as relevant as Britney, bitch,

Make like you as a kid and put your cash where your mouth is,

Cause after this, you'll be broke and on yo ass, for sho,

Got homies to back me up, but I don't need them, oh, no,

Doper than Kush when I Push It to The Limit, like Scarface,

Bitches usually flee the country when I get up in your face.

Louis Armstrong:

I see you, and think to myself, what an obnoxious bitch,

Telling us how you fuck and smoke like you need it to live,

I barely mention how I met the pope, you brag about paid sex,

And girls, whose income comes from dancing and showing her chest,

You're a Bob Marley wannabe, mixed with Lil Wayne's low IQ,

Talking about sex, weed, and ladies in everything you do,

I was hope, in a time when our race could be mocked and killed,

You're just a homeless man in an industry made up of zero skills,

You've got more alternate personas than a schizophrenic,

Cool it, Calvin Snoop Lion Doggy Dogg Snoopadelic!

Before I put you back in the dog house where soap gets dropped,

If you acted like this in my days, I bet your ass you'd get shot.

Snoop Dogg:

Quit the bitchin' Pizzy Gillespie, before I call my crew

We cause trouble with everyone, cause it's what we do

I got movies too, and you? Heart attack, that's it,

You're an old man wanting to trombone, but has no bitch.

Stop tootin' that horn 'fore I shove it up yo ass,

Don't step to Snoop Lion if you can't handle a scratch.

Louis Armstrong:

I became a legend in the awful years of segregation,

You came and fucked it up for the young generations,

With your n-word, Kush, killing, bitches and thug drama,

You write way worse raps than Miss Michelle Obama,

Grab your boom box, and take your broke ass home,

Tell Miley Cyrus and Khalifa about how you got owned.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

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AWESOME RAP BATTLES, 2.0!

Who Won? Snoop Dogg Louis Armstrong