User blog:DemonicBeast/The Tick vs Spider Man

It's guardian of The City, The Tick, vs Peter Parker (Spider-Man!)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE TICK!

VS!

SPIDER-MAN!

BEGIN!

Spider-Man: Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

My rhymes can beat you up as hard as you can!

With great power comes great responsibility!

You're a pedophile, you once fought a 12-year-old in a tree!

Sewer Urchin stinks, but you stink even more!

I even bet American Maid is a whore!

Unlike Proto-Clown, after this is over, it won't be funny!

It's fun whooping your ass, cause your sidekick's a bunny!

The Tick: He's a moth, motherfucker! Now lets get serious!

You're one arachnid who's super delirious, are you hearin' this!

My antennae sense a rapper that's really bad!

Your parents died in a plane crash! Ha, it's so sad!

You're raised by your aunt! Bet you're treated like a kid!

My rhymes'll make you shiver more than Venom did!

Spider-Man: Yeah, right, you blue bitch, you were thought to be dead!

I'll web you up and rip your antennae from your head!

You think you're tough, well I think you're a wuss!

I bet I could kill that rat Omnipotus!

The Tick: Oh really? Well you're in for it now!

Here comes someone else to fight ya with a POW!

Arthur: Yo, it's Arthur on the mic, you big disgrace!

Call me a rabbit and I'll mess up your face!

You'll be Green Goblin with envy of us!

You're lazier than Die Fledermaus!

The Tick: He's right, douchebag, you'll lose this for sure!

This is our rap city, lemme give ya a tour!

Yo, Spidey, you better leave soon,

Or you'll shake in your boots the next time you hear "SPOON!"

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (SPOON!) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Poll
Who won?

The Tick

Spider-Man