User blog:Jella141/JakeTheManiac vs Jella141. Sixth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Round Two



Thought the tourney was dead?

Wrong.

It's Jake vs Jella.

Let the battle commence.

All credit goes to TK for Jake's title card.

Intro










Jella141:
(Beat starts at 0:27)

Question: in this bout between the Jons, who has the coldest flow?

Answer: the Aussie avalanche! Bury Stewart deep below Snow!

Complete a TKO with a third blow to a religious nut's gut!

Dishonesty's a sin; I suggest you keep those lying lips shut!

If not, don't fret! Rendering wrestling fans voiceless is my specialty!

'Bout to break you harder than your dog hindered your dexterity!

Every collab's been a Mega tragedy, like your run for presidency!

I mean, who'd elect someone about as relevant as that last MRB?

JakeTheManiac:
(0:54)

After waiting for competition, Grav picked a new inferior foe

And it's the one with a section on his page of Savage Superior quotes?

Wot the Crap?! Carman'll be a Walking carcass if he thinks of ending me

Much like your Jon, you know nothing! I'm the true king, so bend the knee

Should have edited that verse, because that shit was full of dumbness

Perhaps you delayed your good lines for later like The Dead Among Us?

Used to be "mah n*gga", Jamahl, though it looks like I Lied

But after this lyrical fucktickle, you're gonna be black on the inside!

Jella141:
(1:22)

Wach's lackey lacks low blows; shoulda tagged out immediately

'Cause I dish more disses than the interviews you dismiss repeatedly!

If this were chess, I'd be the king; you'd be an expendable rook-ie!

Jake puts up an a-Paul-ing fight; retreat back to Team Ten-essee!

Shame! An utter disgrace to the Music City, with bars so shitty,

While I ignite k*kes on the mic like a pyro-Maniac, without pity!

Burnt blacker than your complexion! Wear shades to conceal imperfections!

Whether it's Wi-Fi or women, you can never maintain a connection!

JakeTheManiac:
(1:49)

Wow, half of your lines was stuff I just said; you're ab-original

And annoying like when you spammed ERB with  !

Jella Grimes' gelatin rhymes can't withstand the flow that I prepare

But he'll step out from the waves I make !

Yeah, I'm not perfect, but I've seen your covers; you not either, mate!

Set this up as a countdown: Jella's round 2 loss ends in 3 days!

And you'll stay in the quarterfinals, the farthest feat you've been known to claim

'Cause only way you'd steal the win is if it were your brother's middle name!

Poll
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