User blog comment:Loygansono55/Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge - Literal Review/@comment-5393732-20140115021006

(Can I touch your moustache?)

(Dude, you've got to teach me how to make little children come out of my crotch!)

(Oh, hello there, Death. Make yourself at home. Can I get you a cup of coffee?)

(Whoah, alone and by himself?)

Best lines :D

10/10

Do more of these. Please.