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:''This article is about the first man on Earth in Abrahamic theology. For other uses, see [[Adam (disambiguation)]].''
  
:''This article is about the first man on Earth in Abrahamic theology. For other uses, see [[Adam (disambiguation)]].''
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{{FictionalInfobox
  
{{FictionalInfobox
 
|name = <big>Adam</big>
  
|name = <big>Adam</big>
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|image = [[File:Adam.png|300px]]
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|image = [[File:Adam Title Card.png|300px]]
 
|caption = <big>[[EpicLLOYD]] as Adam</big>
  
|caption = <big>[[EpicLLOYD]] as Adam</big>
 
|fullname = Adam
  
|fullname = Adam
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|nicknames = First Man on the Earth
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|nicknames = The First Man on Earth
 
|firstappearance = Book of Genesis, c. 500 BC
  
|firstappearance = Book of Genesis, c. 500 BC
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|born = ... first? (c. 6200 BC<ref>If the ages of Adam and Eve's children are taken into account, including that of the Book of Revelations' prophecies, then the numbers will add up to around 6200 BC.</ref>)
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|born = c. 6200 BC<ref>If the ages of Adam and Eve's children are taken into account, including that of the Book of Revelations' prophecies, then the numbers will add up to around 6200 BC.</ref>
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|died = Unknown (Age 930)
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|died = c. 5270 BC (age 930)
 
|hair = Unknown
  
|hair = Unknown
 
|eyes = Unknown
  
|eyes = Unknown
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|image2 = [[File:CreationofAdamDetail.jpg|250px]]
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|image2 = [[File:Adam Based On.png|300px]]
 
|ERBnumber = [[Adam vs Eve]]
  
|ERBnumber = [[Adam vs Eve]]
 
|vs = [[Eve]]
  
|vs = [[Eve]]
 
|releasedate = February 11, 2013
  
|releasedate = February 11, 2013
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|votecount = 29% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]])
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|votecount = 28%
  
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|location = [[Garden of Eden]]}}
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|location = The [[Garden of Eden]]}}
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{{Quote|You want a bite of my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!|Adam}}
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{{Quote|You wanna bite on my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!|Adam}}
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'''Adam''' battled his spouse, [[Eve]], in [[Adam vs Eve]]. He was portrayed by [[EpicLLOYD]].
   
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==Information on the rapper==
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'''Adam''' battled his wife, [[Eve]], in [[Adam vs Eve]]. He was portrayed by [[EpicLLOYD]].
  
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Adam is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the creation story, he is depicted as the first man and the first human ever created on Earth. God is said to have formed Adam from the soil of Earth with His breath, and in His image. Adam tended the [[Garden of Eden]] under [[God]]'s direction, but found himself lonely very quickly. When God noticed this, He put Adam into a deep slumber and removed one of Adam's ribs, creating [[Eve]] to help him and be his wife. Together, the two were to tend to the garden and all the creations within it, and they could eat any fruit that they wished except for the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Coaxed by a serpent, the two ate of the fruit and their eyes and minds were opened, giving way to sin. Fearing that their newfound reasoning would tempt them to take fruit from the Tree of Life and thus gain immortality, God expelled the couple and set a seal upon the Garden, that they would never return to it. Meanwhile, both were made to suffer as mortals, though permitted to bear future humanity.
   
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In some Christian schools of thought, Adam and Eve are believed never to have existed as individual people, but to be a representation of humanity as a whole.
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==Information on the Rapper==
  
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'''Adam''' is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the creation story, he is depicted as the first man and the first human ever created on Earth. God is said to have formed Adam from the soil of Earth with His breath, and in His image. Adam tended the [[Garden of Eden]] under God's direction, but found himself lonely very quickly. When God noticed this, He put Adam into a deep slumber and removed one of Adam's ribs, creating [[Eve]] to help him and be his wife. Together, the two were to tend to the garden and all the creations within it, and they could eat any fruit that they wished except for the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Coaxed by a serpent, the two ate of the fruit and their eyes and minds were opened, giving way to sin. Fearing that their newfound reasoning would tempt them to take fruit from the Tree of Life and thus gain immortality, God expelled the couple and set a seal upon the Garden, that they would never return to it. Meanwhile, both were made to suffer as mortals, though permitted to bear future humanity.  
  
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In some Christian schools of thought, Adam and Eve are believed never to have existed as individual people, but to be a representation of humanity as a whole. 
  
   
 
==Lyrics==
  
==Lyrics==
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==='''Verse 1'''===
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==='''Verse 1:'''===
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My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it.
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My life was fine 'til you had to come along and wreck it.
   
 
Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?
  
Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?
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You cry about everything but can't decide what you want.
  
You cry about everything but can't decide what you want.
   
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"I'm hungry," "I'm fat," "I'm cold," "I'm hot!"
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"I'm hungry, I'm fat, I'm cold, I'm hot!"
   
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You call that complex, but yo, I call you a mess.
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You call it complex, but yo, I'd call you a mess!
   
 
You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed!
  
You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed!
   
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You got a lotion for this. You got a cream for that.
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You got a lotion for this; you got a cream for that.
   
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Got any perfume that smells like "Get the fuck off my back?"
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Got any perfume that smells like "get the fuck off my back"?
   
 
When things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming,
  
When things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming,
   
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Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon!
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Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon!
   
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It ain't Summer, Eve. Don't try to play me like a douche.
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It ain't Summer, Eve. Don't try to play me like a douche!
   
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You want a bite of my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!
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You wanna bite on my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!
   
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==='''Verse 2'''===
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==='''Verse 2:'''===
 
I wasn't listening. Are you still flapping those lips?
  
I wasn't listening. Are you still flapping those lips?
   
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All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!
  
All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!
   
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==='''Epilogue:'''===
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===='''Verse 1:'''====
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I'm sorry.
  
I'm sorry.
   
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==='''Verse 3'''===
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===='''Verse 2:'''====
 
Alright, nice!
  
Alright, nice!
   
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===='''Verse 3:'''====
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Okay, that's fine, we can eat.
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Okay, that's fine, we could eat.
   
 
==Trivia==
  
==Trivia==
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*He and [[Eve]] are the first theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
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*He and Eve are the first and second theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
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*If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, then Adam would be the earliest-born rapper overall to appear in an ERB, and the earliest-born male rapper. But, being a theological character, these distinctions instead pass to [[Moses]].
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*If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, then Adam would be the earliest-born rapper overall to appear in an ERB, and the earliest-born male rapper.
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*Adam is the first man to rap against a woman.
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**In terms of fictional characters, only [[Gandalf]] is older than Adam. Gandalf was said to exist in his universe from its beginnings (in Middle-earth time).
  
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*Adam is the first (and only) man to rap against a woman.
  
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**This is not counting [[Nice Peter]] as [[Lady Gaga]], since both contestants in [[Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga]] are female in real life.
  
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*Adam and Eve are the first two rappers to not have ERB character bios written about them on the [http://www.epicrapbattlesofhistory.com/ official website].
  
   
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==Gallery==
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{{Rapper}}
  
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<gallery>
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Adam and Steve Behind the Scenes.png|A picture of Steve with Adam from the [[Behind the Scenes]]
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</gallery>
   
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==References==
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==Footnotes==
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{{Reflist}}
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Revision as of 05:39, 17 July 2019

This article is about the first man on Earth in Abrahamic theology. For other uses, see Adam (disambiguation).
Adam
Adam Title Card
EpicLLOYD as Adam
Character information
Full name Adam
Nickname(s) The First Man on Earth
First appearance Book of Genesis, c. 500 BC
Born c. 6200 BC[1]
Died c. 5270 BC (age 930)
Physical description
Hair Unknown
Eyes Unknown
Based on
Adam Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Adam vs Eve
Vs Eve
Release date February 11, 2013
Official vote(s) 29% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) The Garden of Eden


“
You wanna bite on my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!
— Adam
 ”

Adam battled his spouse, Eve, in Adam vs Eve. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

Adam is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the creation story, he is depicted as the first man and the first human ever created on Earth. God is said to have formed Adam from the soil of Earth with His breath, and in His image. Adam tended the Garden of Eden under God's direction, but found himself lonely very quickly. When God noticed this, He put Adam into a deep slumber and removed one of Adam's ribs, creating Eve to help him and be his wife. Together, the two were to tend to the garden and all the creations within it, and they could eat any fruit that they wished except for the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Coaxed by a serpent, the two ate of the fruit and their eyes and minds were opened, giving way to sin. Fearing that their newfound reasoning would tempt them to take fruit from the Tree of Life and thus gain immortality, God expelled the couple and set a seal upon the Garden, that they would never return to it. Meanwhile, both were made to suffer as mortals, though permitted to bear future humanity.

In some Christian schools of thought, Adam and Eve are believed never to have existed as individual people, but to be a representation of humanity as a whole.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

My life was fine 'til you had to come along and wreck it.

Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?

You cry about everything but can't decide what you want.

"I'm hungry, I'm fat, I'm cold, I'm hot!"

You call it complex, but yo, I'd call you a mess!

You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed!

You got a lotion for this; you got a cream for that.

Got any perfume that smells like "get the fuck off my back"?

When things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming,

Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon!

It ain't Summer, Eve. Don't try to play me like a douche!

You wanna bite on my fruit? Well, you can swallow the truth!

Verse 2:

I wasn't listening. Are you still flapping those lips?

I was just thinking, "Yo, did I give up a rib for this?"

Woman, I just don't know what your problem is.

All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!

Epilogue:

Verse 1:

I'm sorry.

Verse 2:

Alright, nice!

Verse 3:

Okay, that's fine, we could eat.

Trivia

  • He and Eve are the first and second theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
  • If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, then Adam would be the earliest-born rapper overall to appear in an ERB, and the earliest-born male rapper.
  • Adam is the first man to rap against a woman.

Gallery

Footnotes

  1. ↑ If the ages of Adam and Eve's children are taken into account, including that of the Book of Revelations' prophecies, then the numbers will add up to around 6200 BC.
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