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Alfred Hitchcock

EpicLLOYD as Alfred Hitchcock
Character information
Birth name Alfred Joseph Hitchcock
Nickname(s) The Master of Suspense
Born August 13, 1899
Essex, United Kingdom
Died April 29, 1980 (aged 80)
Bel Air, California
Physical description
Hair White (originally black)
Eyes Brown
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
Vs Steven Spielberg
Quentin Tarantino
Stanley Kubrick
Michael Bay
Release date December 15, 2014
Official vote(s) 51% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) A black-and-white movie screen
The Bates Motel
Kill Bill stripes
A sunset
Dis Raps For Hire
Cameo appearance
Alfred Hitchcock DRFH Cameo.png
Cameo information
Appeared in Brandon

No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!
— Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock battled Steven Spielberg preceding Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. He also appeared in Dis Raps For Hire - Season 2 Episode 10: Brandon as a cameo. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD on both occasions.

Information on the rapper

Alfred Joseph Hitchcock was born on August 13th, 1899, in Essex, United Kingdom. He was an English film director and producer, acclaimed in Britain for movies such as The Thirty-Nine Steps. Moving to Hollywood in 1939, Hitchcock went on to host an anthology television show called Alfred Hitchcock Presents which features his now-famous silhouette entrance. Among his later works, notable for their suspense and their technical ingenuity, are the thrillers Strangers on a Train, Psycho, and The Birds.

For his work, Hitchcock has received two Golden Globes, eight Laurel Awards, the first BAFTA award and five lifetime achievement awards. In addition, Hitchcock was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II to Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock, KBE in 1980. He is nicknamed "The Master of Suspense" and is often regarded as one of the greatest directors of all time by movie critics, very commonly listed as the greatest director ever. He died on April 29th, 1980, in Bel Air, California.


That was a close encounter of the turd kind,

But there won't be a pretty ending this time.

Half your billions should go to John Williams!

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance!

I'm the master…of suspense, so intense,

No defense against Hitchcock once he presents! (Ahh!)

My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance.

You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers!

C'mon! Fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up!

I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup!

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the camera!

Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana!

Scrapped lyrics

Well that was a close encounter

of the turd kind

But there won't be a happy little ending this time

I'm the master…of suspense

No defense

Against Hitchcock once he presents


You wouldn't be anything without me

I'm the one who invented all your best techniques!

fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fear up

I can squeeze screams from some chocolate syrup

I'm enormous

orchestrate a brilliant performance

You're as boring to watch as dialogue in Transformers

Here's the reveal

you may be worth billions,

But half that cash should go straight to John Williams

And not to put your pictures into black and white

But you did Schindler's List for free

Got paid for Amistad, right? Yikes.

I'm the best mamma jamma

ever stood behind a cameras

Hitch put this mainstream (I'll DP E.T. post it on IMDB)


  • Hitchcock was first shown in a preview at the very end of a video on ERB's Facebook page for "#TogetherSweater", where he can be seen in the bottom right corner at the very last second.
    • He is the first rapper to be revealed in a non-official ERB video.
    • He is the second rapper who has been edited into a background that is not their own, after Jack the Ripper.
  • He is the fifth rapper to appear in black-and-white.
  • He is the third British knight in a rap battle (i.e. addressed as "Sir").
  • He is the first rapper whose head is not turned towards the camera in his respective song cover and the thumbnail.
    • He is the first rapper to not be directly seen in his title card, but instead shown as a silhouette.
    • His appearance in his title card, the song cover, and the thumbnail are references to the intro of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
  • EpicLLOYD had to undergo a nine-hour face makeover to get the face of Hitchcock. This was mentioned in one of the behind the scenes videos of the battle.
  • Aside from Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD, he is the first non-fictional ERB character to appear in an episode of Dis Raps For Hire.