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Bettie Page
Character information
Birth name Bettie Mae Page
Nickname(s) The Queen of Pinups
The Queen of Bondage
The Queen of Curves
The Dark Angel
Born April 22, 1923
Nashville, Tennessee
Died December 11, 2008 (aged 85)
Los Angeles, California
Physical description
Hair Black (later Gray)
Eyes Blue
Based on
Bettie Page Based On.jpg
Rap battle information
Appeared in Betty White vs Bettie Page (scrapped)
Vs Betty White (scrapped)
Release date Scrapped
Official vote(s) N/A
Bettie Page is my name! I'm the pin-up queen!
— Bettie Page

Bettie Page was set to battle Betty White in Betty White vs Bettie Page. However, the battle was scrapped. It is unknown by whom she would have been portrayed.

Information on the rapper

Bettie Mae Page was born on April 22nd, 1923, in Nashville, Tennessee. She was an American model and sex symbol who gained a significant profile in the 1950s for her pin-up photos, leading to her nickname as the "Queen of Pinups". She died at the age of 85 on December 11th, 2008, in Los Angeles, California.


Verse 1:

Bettie Page is my name! I'm the pin-up queen!

I tamed leopards with my fist and some breasty physique!

You're like a hundred and a dumb shit, and you're not still hot either!

Hot in Cleveland? Yeah, you're a Cleveland Steamer!

I sewed my own panties and set fashion trends!

Come see me some time; I'll make you a cute pair of Depends!

I was in Playboy, hag; I got paid to pose!

Folks would shell out all they owned just for you to stay clothed!

Verse 2:

A golden shower party? Sounds kinky! I'm in!

It's just too bad you've outlived all of your friends!

It took Facebook to put you back in the comedy trail!

Congrats on being the oldest host to ever suck on SNL!

If you tripped and fell, you'd probably never get up!

Verse 3:

I'm a calendar girl; you're a GILF at best!

The only thing that needs pinned up on you is your chest!

Verse 4:

Bitch, I'm crazy! I'll stab you like my landlady!

Go back to St. Olaf and keep not having babies!