| Bettie Page | |
|---|---|
| N/A | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Bettie Mae Page |
| Nickname(s) | The Queen of Pinups The Queen of Bondage The Queen of Curves The Dark Angel |
| Born | April 22, 1923 Nashville, Tennessee |
| Died | December 11, 2008 (aged 85) Los Angeles, California |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Black (later Gray) |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Based on | |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Betty White vs Bettie Page (scrapped) |
| Vs | Betty White (scrapped) |
| Release date | Scrapped |
| Official vote(s) | N/A |
| “ | Bettie Page is my name! I'm the pin-up queen!
— Bettie Page
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” |
Bettie Page was set to battle Betty White in Betty White vs Bettie Page. However, the battle was scrapped. It is unknown by whom she would have been portrayed.
Information on the rapper
Bettie Mae Page was born on April 22nd, 1923, in Nashville, Tennessee. She was an American model and sex symbol who gained a significant profile in the 1950s for her pin-up photos, leading to her nickname as the "Queen of Pinups". She died at the age of 85 on December 11th, 2008, in Los Angeles, California.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Bettie Page is my name! I'm the pin-up queen!
I tamed leopards with my fist and some breasty physique!
You're like a hundred and a dumb shit, and you're not still hot either!
Hot in Cleveland? Yeah, you're a Cleveland Steamer!
I sewed my own panties and set fashion trends!
Come see me some time; I'll make you a cute pair of Depends!
I was in Playboy, hag; I got paid to pose!
Folks would shell out all they owned just for you to stay clothed!
Verse 2:
A golden shower party? Sounds kinky! I'm in!
It's just too bad you've outlived all of your friends!
It took Facebook to put you back in the comedy trail!
Congrats on being the oldest host to ever suck on SNL!
If you tripped and fell, you'd probably never get up!
Verse 3:
I'm a calendar girl; you're a GILF at best!
The only thing that needs pinned up on you is your chest!
Verse 4:
Bitch, I'm crazy! I'll stab you like my landlady!
Go back to St. Olaf and keep not having babies!
Trivia
- Although unconfirmed, because this battle was planned as early as Season 2, and because EpicLLOYD stated he would have asked Kimmy Gatewood to portray Betty White (despite Nice Peter's comments that Lloyd would have portrayed White), it is possible that Angela Trimbur was slated to portray Bettie Page, as both she and Gatewood both appeared in the official Season 2 battle Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe, playing the respective title rappers.