Betty White
Character information
Birth name Betty Marion White
Born January 17, 1922 (age 98)
Oak Park, Illinois
Physical description
Hair White
Eyes Blue
Based on
Betty White Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Betty White vs Bettie Page (scrapped)
Vs Bettie Page (scrapped)
Release date Scrapped
Official vote(s) N/A
I've been acting since '39; bitch, I'm consistent!
— Betty White

Betty White was set to battle Bettie Page in Betty White vs Bettie Page. However, the battle was scrapped. She would have been portrayed by either Kimmy Gatewood or EpicLLOYD, based on comments by EpicLLOYD and Nice Peter respectively.

Information on the rapper

Betty White Ludden was born under the name Betty Marion White on January 17th, 1922, in Oak Park, Illinois. She is an American actress, comedian, and television personality. White is regarded as a pioneer of television, having been one of the first women to work both in front of and behind the camera. She is also the first woman to produce a sitcom, which contributed to her receiving the honorary title of the Mayor of Hollywood in 1955. She is most known for her role as Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls, alongside Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty.


Verse 1:

Ho, why don't you go make yourself handy?

Dive down and munch on my wrinkled poonannie!

You're a racist, but you'll feel some White power

When I lift my muumuu and give you a Golden Girl shower!

You showed T 'n' A, but who's still relevant? Me!

'Cause unlike you, my T and A spells L-E-N-T!

Bettie with the I-E, don't try me!

I'm old and grumpy; it's been a while since I've had a man inside me!

Verse 2:

Ladies and gentlemen, the secret password is "slut"!

Lovely bangs, Bettie, you country hoodrat!

You wear those to remind you banging's all that you're good at?

Verse 3:

You went from bondage model to born-again Christian!

I've been acting since '39; bitch, I'm consistent!

Verse 4:

This is just like one of your old fashion shoots, skank!

Stick a ball-gag in your mouth 'cause you just got spanked!


  • White was previously mentioned by Justin Bieber in Justin Bieber vs Beethoven during the line "I'm the next Michael Jackson! You smell like Betty White!"
  • Had she been used, she would have been the oldest living non-fictional rapper at age 96, beating Stan Lee.
  • During the 2015 ERB Tour, Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD freestyled Betty White vs Jar Jar Binks, in which Peter rapped as Betty White.
  • EpicLLOYD confirmed in the ERB Patreon Discord that while they never had a cast nailed down, he "would have asked Kimmy Gatewood to play Betty White for sure.” Nice Peter, on the other hand, said that Lloyd likely would have portrayed Betty White.
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