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Bill & Ted
Bill & Ted Title Card
EpicLLOYD and Nice Peter as Bill & Ted
Character information
Full name William S. Preston, Esquire
Theodore Logan
Nickname(s) Wyld Stallyns
First appearance February 17, 1989
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Physical description
Hair Blond (Bill)
Black (Ted)
Eyes Blue (Bill)
Brown (Ted)
Based on
Bill & Ted Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted
Vs Lewis & Clark
Release date May 25, 2015
Official vote(s) 44% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) The Circle K


We claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!
— Bill & Ted

Bill & Ted battled Lewis & Clark in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted. They are a duo consisting of Bill S. Preston and Ted "Theodore" Logan; they were portrayed by EpicLLOYD and Nice Peter, respectively.

Information on the rappers

Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan are the two protagonists of the 1989 comedy film, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, its two sequels (1991's Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and 2020's Bill & Ted Face the Music), and other spin-off media. Bill and Ted are played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, respectively.

Bill and Ted are introduced as best friends living in San Dimas, California in the late 1980s. Both are students at San Dimas High School, and together they form an unsuccessful rock band known as "Wyld Stallyns" (pronounced "Wild Stallions"). They are generally portrayed as kind-hearted but simple-minded, and overly focused on rock music, with much of their speech comprised of phrases such as "Be excellent to each other!" and "Party on, dudes!," as well as various interjections followed by an air guitar performance (accompanied by sound effects from real electric guitars). In the first film, they receive a time-traveling phone booth from a man from the future named Rufus, and as a result meet their future selves. They are told to go through time to gather information for their final History presentation, as failing the class would irreparably damage Rufus' future, where Wyld Stallyns' music has become the basis of society. Along their travels they also meet Napoleon Bonaparte, Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund FreudJoan of ArcGenghis Khan, Ludwig van Beethoven, and Abe Lincoln.

Lyrics

[Note: Bill is in blue, Ted is in dark red, and Rufus is in regular text. Bill & Ted rapping at the same time is in italics.]

Verse 1:

Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.

I've heard better insults drop from Socrates' anus!

That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,

And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!

We're quick when we spit like Billy the Kid with his guns,

And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-Sacagawea puns!

A teen mom carried you and your troops?

They should have let the baby lead and put you in the papoose!

And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do,

They woulda stopped you in Dakota! They should totally Sioux!

Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamps?

Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!

Verse 2:

Man, they totally burned us. I feel like such a doofus.

What do we do? I don't know. Be excellent. Rufus!

He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse

From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!

You rode a river one direction; we travel four dimensions,

Rescue bodacious babes, and get back for detention!

I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,

But spoiler alert: You totally kill yourself, dude!

So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,

And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!

Trivia

  • Bill & Ted are the fifth/sixth team rappers to appear in Season 4.
  • They are the sixth and seventh rappers associated with time-travel.
  • Nice Peter originally wanted Smosh to portray Bill & Ted; however, Smosh disliked the idea as they did not know much about the characters.
    • Bill's actor, Alex Winter, would later go on to direct Smosh's feature film, Smosh: The Movie.

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