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Preston, Esquire]]<br>[[Ted "Theodore" Logan|Theodore Logan]] |nicknames = Wyld Stallyns |firstappearance = February 17, 1989<br>''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'' |hair = Blond (Bill)<br>Black (Ted) |eyes = Blue (Bill)<br>Brown (Ted) |image2 = [[File:Bill & Ted Based On.png|300px]] |ERBnumber = [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]] |vs = [[Lewis & Clark]] |releasedate = May 25, 2015 |votecount = 44% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]]) |location = The [[Circle K]]}} {{Quote|We claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!|Bill & Ted}} '''Bill & Ted''' battled [[Lewis & Clark]] in [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]. They are a duo consisting of [[Bill S. Preston]] and [[Ted "Theodore" Logan]]; they were portrayed by [[EpicLLOYD]] and [[Nice Peter]], respectively. ==Information on the rappers== Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan are the two protagonists of the 1989 comedy film, ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', as well as its 1991 sequel, ''Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'', and other spin-off media. Bill and Ted are played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, respectively. Bill and Ted are students at San Dimas High School. They are friends who form a rock band called the Wyld Stallyns (pronounced "Wild Stallions") and are commonly known for saying "Excellent!" and "Party on, dudes!", followed by an air guitar performance (with a sound effect of real electric guitars). In the movie, they receive a time-traveling phone booth from a man from the future named [[Rufus]], and meet their future selves. They are told to go through time to gather information for their final presentation. Along their travels they also meet [[Napoleon Bonaparte]], [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]], [[Socrates]], [[Sigmund Freud]], [[Joan of Arc]], [[Genghis Khan]], [[Ludwig van Beethoven]], and [[Abe Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]]. ==Lyrics== ['''Note:''' ''Bill is in <span style="color:#4169E1">blue</span>, Ted is in <span style="color:#BA3434">dark red</span>, and Rufus is in regular text. Bill & Ted rapping at the same time is in italics.''] ==='''Verse 1:'''=== <span style="color:#BA3434">Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I've heard better insults drop from [[Socrates|<span style="color:#BA3434">Socrates</span>]]' anus!</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!</span> ''We're quick when we spit like [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]] with his guns,'' ''And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-[[Sacagawea]] puns!'' ''A teen mom carried you and your troops?'' ''They should have let the baby lead and put you in the papoose!'' <span style="color:#4169E1">And if those native dudes knew</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">what white dudes were gonna do,</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">They woulda stopped you in Dakota!</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">They should totally Sioux!</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">Why don't you go back to exploring</span> ''[[Napoleon Bonaparte|Napoleon]]'s old swamps?'' ''Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!'' ==='''Verse 2:'''=== <span style="color:#4169E1">Man, they totally burned us.</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I feel like such a doofus.</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">What do we do?</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I don't know.</span> Be excellent. ''Rufus!'' <span style="color:#BA3434">He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">You rode a river one direction;</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">we travel four dimensions,</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">Rescue bodacious babes,</span> ''and get back for detention!'' <span style="color:#BA3434">I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">But spoiler alert:</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">You totally kill yourself, dude!</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,</span> ''And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!'' ==Trivia== *Bill & Ted are the fifth/sixth team rappers to appear in [[Season 4]]. *They are the sixth and seventh rappers associated with time-travel. *[[Nice Peter]] originally wanted [[Smosh]] to portray Bill & Ted; however, Smosh disliked the idea as they didn't know much about the characters. **Bill's actor, Alex Winter, would later go on to direct Smosh's feature film, ''Smosh: The Movie''. ==Gallery== <gallery navigation="true"> Bill S. Preston In Battle.png|EpicLLOYD as Bill S. Preston|link=Bill S. Preston Ted "Theodore" Logan In Battle.png|Nice Peter as Ted "Theodore" Logan|link=Ted "Theodore" Logan Weedus-Dickus-1.png|[[Mary Doodles]]' sketch of Bill & Ted as plants classified as "Weedus Dickus" PhoneBoothRipoff.png|Bill & Ted with their phone booth and the [[TARDIS]] Bill & Ted and Cameo Unused.png|Bill & Ted with all historical characters and [[Rufus]] in a scrapped scene </gallery> {{Rapper}} Templates used on the current version of this page: Template:! (view source) Template:FictionalInfobox (view source) (semi-protected)Template:Hidden (view source) Template:Navbox (view source) Template:Quote (view source) Template:Rapper (view source) (semi-protected)Return to Bill & Ted. Edit summary Preview Mobile Desktop Show changes