Bill & Ted

{{FictionalInfobox
|name = <big>Bill & Ted</big>
|image = [[File:Bill & Ted Title Card.png|300px]]
|caption = <big>[[EpicLLOYD]] and [[Nice Peter]] as Bill & Ted</big>
|fullname =  [[Bill S. Preston|William S. Preston, Esquire]]<br>[[Ted "Theodore" Logan|Theodore Logan]]
|nicknames = Wyld Stallyns
|firstappearance = February 17, 1989<br>''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure''
|hair = Blond (Bill)<br>Black (Ted)
|eyes = Blue (Bill)<br>Brown (Ted)
|image2 = [[File:Bill & Ted Based On.png|300px]]
|ERBnumber = [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]
|vs = [[Lewis & Clark]]
|releasedate = May 25, 2015
|votecount = 44% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]])
|location = The [[Circle K]]}}
{{Quote|We claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!|Bill & Ted}}
'''Bill & Ted''' battled [[Lewis & Clark]] in [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]. They are a duo consisting of [[Bill S. Preston]] and [[Ted "Theodore" Logan]]; they were portrayed by [[EpicLLOYD]] and [[Nice Peter]], respectively.

==Information on the rappers==
Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan are the two protagonists of the 1989 comedy film, ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', its two sequels (1991's ''Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'' and the upcoming ''Bill & Ted Face the Music''), and other spin-off media. Bill and Ted are played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, respectively.

Bill and Ted are introduced as best friends living in San Dimas, California in the late 1980s. Both are students at San Dimas High School, and together they form an unsuccessful rock band known as "Wyld Stallyns" (pronounced "Wild Stallions"). They are generally portrayed as kind-hearted but simple-minded, and overly focused on rock music, with much of their speech comprised of phrases such as "Be excellent to each other!" and "Party on, dudes!," as well as various interjections followed by an air guitar performance (accompanied by sound effects from real electric guitars). In the first film, they receive a time-traveling phone booth from a man from the future named [[Rufus]], and as a result meet their future selves. They are told to go through time to gather information for their final History presentation, as failing the class would irreparably damage Rufus' future, where Wyld Stallyns' music has become the basis of society. Along their travels they also meet [[Napoleon Bonaparte]], [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]], [[Socrates]], [[Sigmund Freud]], [[Joan of Arc]], [[Genghis Khan]], [[Ludwig van Beethoven]], and [[Abe Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]].

==Lyrics==
['''Note:''' ''Bill is in <span style="color:#4169E1">blue</span>, Ted is in <span style="color:#BA3434">dark red</span>, and Rufus is in regular text. Bill & Ted rapping at the same time is in italics.'']

==='''Verse 1:'''===
<span style="color:#BA3434">Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.</span>

<span style="color:#BA3434">I've heard better insults drop from [[Socrates|<span style="color:#BA3434">Socrates</span>]]' anus!</span>

<span style="color:#4169E1">That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,</span>

<span style="color:#4169E1">And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!</span>

''We're quick when we spit like [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]] with his guns,''

''And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-[[Sacagawea]] puns!''

''A teen mom carried you and your troops?''

''They should have let the baby lead and put you in the papoose!''

<span style="color:#4169E1">And if those native dudes knew</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">what white dudes were gonna do,</span>

<span style="color:#4169E1">They woulda stopped you in Dakota!</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">They should totally Sioux!</span>

<span style="color:#4169E1">Why don't you go back to exploring</span> ''[[Napoleon Bonaparte|Napoleon]]'s old swamps?''

''Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!''

==='''Verse 2:'''===
<span style="color:#4169E1">Man, they totally burned us.</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I feel like such a doofus.</span>

<span style="color:#4169E1">What do we do?</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I don't know.</span> Be excellent. ''Rufus!''

<span style="color:#BA3434">He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse</span>

<span style="color:#4169E1">From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!</span>

<span style="color:#BA3434">You rode a river one direction;</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">we travel four dimensions,</span>

<span style="color:#BA3434">Rescue bodacious babes,</span> ''and get back for detention!''

<span style="color:#BA3434">I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,</span>

<span style="color:#BA3434">But spoiler alert:</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">You totally kill yourself, dude!</span>

<span style="color:#BA3434">So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,</span>

''And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!''

==Trivia==
*Bill & Ted are the fifth/sixth team rappers to appear in [[Season 4]].
*They are the sixth and seventh rappers associated with time-travel.
*[[Nice Peter]] originally wanted [[Smosh]] to portray Bill & Ted; however, Smosh disliked the idea as they did not know much about the characters.
**Bill's actor, Alex Winter, would later go on to direct Smosh's feature film, ''Smosh: The Movie''.

==Gallery==
<gallery navigation="true">
Bill S. Preston In Battle.png|EpicLLOYD as Bill S. Preston|link=Bill S. Preston
Ted "Theodore" Logan In Battle.png|Nice Peter as Ted "Theodore" Logan|link=Ted "Theodore" Logan
Weedus-Dickus-1.png|[[Mary Doodles]]' sketch of Bill & Ted as plants classified as "Weedus Dickus"
PhoneBoothRipoff.png|Bill & Ted with their phone booth and the [[TARDIS]]
Bill & Ted and Cameo Unused.png|Bill & Ted with all historical characters and [[Rufus]] in a scrapped scene
</gallery>
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