Bill S. Preston

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Bill S. Preston
Title card In battle EpicLLOYD as Bill S. Preston
Character information
Full name	William S. Preston, Esquire
Nickname(s)	Bill Bill S. Preston, Esquire
First appearance	February 17, 1989 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Physical description
Hair	Blond
Eyes	Blue
Based on

Rap battle information
Appeared in	Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted
Vs	Lewis & Clark
Release date	May 25, 2015
Official vote(s)	44%
Location(s)	The Circle K

“

We travel four dimensions!

— Bill S. Preston

”

Bill S. Preston appeared in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted alongside Ted "Theodore" Logan as a part of Bill & Ted against Lewis & Clark. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

William "Bill" S. Preston, Esq. is a high-school student and native of San Dimas, California. He is one of the two central characters in the short-lived Bill & Ted film franchise. He was portrayed by American actor Alex Winter.

Born into a wealthy but eccentric family, Bill enjoys spending time with best friend and bandmate, Ted Logan, at the expense of his studies. Both he and Ted are doing poorly in History class, to the point that at the beginning of the first movie they were in danger of flunking the class if they did not pass their final history report. He also has a slight Oedipus complex, feeling conflicting sexual feelings towards his recent step-mother, something Ted brings up often.

Lyrics

[Note: Bill's solo lines are in blue, while Ted's solo lines are in regular text. Both of them rapping at the same time is italicized.]

Verse 1:

Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.

I've heard better insults drop from Socrates' anus.

That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,

And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!

We're quick when we spit like Billy the Kid with his guns,

And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-Sacagawea puns!

A teen mom carried you and your troops?

They should have let the baby lead, and put you in the papoose,

And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do,

They woulda stopped you in Dakota! They should totally Sioux!

Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamps?

Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!

Verse 2:

Man, they totally burned us. I feel like such a doofus.

What do we do? I don't know.

Rufus:

Be excellent.

Bill & Ted:

Rufus!

He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse

From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!

You rode a river one direction; we travel four dimensions,

Rescue bodacious babes, and get back for detention!

I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,

But spoiler alert: You totally kill yourself, dude!

So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,

And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!

Trivia

He is the eighth rapper to have a variation of William as his name, after Bill O'Reilly, Billy Mays, William Shakespeare, Bill Gates, Bill Nye, William Wallace, and William Clark.
- He is the only one out of those mentioned to be fictional.
He is the fourth/fifth fictional rapper commonly associated with time-travel, the first three being Captain Kirk, The Doctor, Doc Brown and alongside Ted "Theodore" Logan.

Rappers

Nice Peter	John Lennon • Darth Vader • Abe Lincoln • Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan • Ludwig van Beethoven • Stephen Hawking • Easter Bunny • Napoleon Dynamite • Vince Offer • Dumbledore • The Cat in the Hat • Mister Rogers • Christopher Columbus • Nice Peter • Master Chief • Luigi (Mario Brothers) • Michael Jackson • Steve Jobs • HAL 9000 • Freddie Mercury • Tenth Doctor • Batman • Santa Claus • Nikola Tesla • Lance Armstrong • Mozart • Rasputin • Vladimir Lenin • Vladimir Putin • Blackbeard • Bob Ross • Donald Trump • The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come • Rick Grimes • Bill Nye • George Washington • Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) • Jamie Hyneman (The Mythbusters) • Romeo Montague (Romeo & Juliet) • Zeus • Steven Spielberg • Michael Bay • Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill & Ted) • David Copperfield • RoboCop • Nietzsche (The Western Philosophers) • Julius Caesar • Jim Henson • Kermit the Frog • Boba Fett • J. R. R. Tolkien • Thomas Jefferson • Austin Powers • Bruce Jenner • Ivan the Terrible • Charles Darwin • Tony Hawk • Mark Zuckerberg • Guy Fawkes • Ronald McDonald • George Carlin • Jacques Cousteau • Sigmund Freud • Count Dracula • The Joker • J. Robert Oppenheimer • Joe Biden • Luke Skywalker • Richard the Lionheart • John Rambo • Indiana Jones • Henry Ford • Godzilla T-Series • Ronald McDonald • Big Bird Michael J. Fox • Seagull

EpicLLOYD	Bill O'Reilly • Adolf Hitler • Chuck Norris • Macho Man Randy Savage • Genghis Khan • Napoleon Bonaparte • Ben Franklin • Gandalf • Things 1 & 2 • Captain Kirk • EpicLLOYD • Leonidas • Mario (Mario Brothers) • Elvis Presley • Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra • Mitt Romney • Clint Eastwood • Robin • Christmas elves • Adam • Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth • Skrillex • Joseph Stalin • Mikhail Gorbachev • Al Capone • Pablo Picasso • J. P. Morgan • Walter White • Superman • William Wallace • Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) • Adam Savage (The Mythbusters) • Stay Puft Marshmallow Man • Clyde Barrow (Bonnie & Clyde) • Thor • Hannibal Lecter • Alfred Hitchcock • Bill S. Preston (Bill & Ted) • Harry Houdini • The Terminator • Socrates (The Western Philosophers) • Stan Lee • Deadpool • George R. R. Martin • Gordon Ramsay • James Bond • Bruce Banner • Frederick the Great • Donald Trump • Theodore Roosevelt • Elon Musk • Wolverine • Burger King • Robin Williams • Steve Irwin • Vlad the Impaler • Pennywise • Thanos • Ragnar Lodbrok • Jeff Bezos • John McClane • Karl Marx • King Kong PewDiePie • The Burger King • Larry Bird Chucky • Seagull

Tim Chantarangsu	Kim Jong-il • Sun Tzu (The Eastern Philosophers)

Zach Sherwin	Albert Einstein • Doc Brown • Sherlock Holmes • Ebenezer Scrooge • Stephen King • Egon Spengler (The Ghostbusters) • Voltaire (The Western Philosophers) • Walt Disney • Alexander the Great • Wayne Gretzky • John Wick

George Watsky	William Shakespeare • Fourth Doctor • Edgar Allan Poe

DeStorm Power	Mr. T • Kanye West • Shaka Zulu

Rhett & Link	Wilbur Wright and Orville Wright (Wright Brothers) • Donatello Bardi and Leonardo da Vinci (The Renaissance Artists) • Meriwether Lewis and William Clark (Lewis & Clark)

Kimmy Gatewood	Marilyn Monroe • Hillary Clinton

Key & Peele	Gandhi • Martin Luther King, Jr. • Michael Jordan • Muhammad Ali

Ray William Johnson	Boba Fett • Goku

Smosh	Raphael Sanzio da Urbino and Michelangelo Buonarroti (The Renaissance Artists)

KRNFX	Grant Imahara (The Mythbusters) • Lao Tzu (The Eastern Philosophers)

Dan Bull	Jack the Ripper • Winston Churchill

Wax	Quentin Tarantino • Freddy Krueger

Others	Sarah Palin • Justin Bieber • Billy Mays • Doctor Seuss • Leonidas • Michael Jackson • Cleopatra • Barack Obama • Bruce Lee • Dr. Watson • Moses • Eve • Nikola Tesla • Miley Cyrus • Joan of Arc • Isaac Newton • Neil deGrasse Tyson • Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, and Winston Zeddemore (The Ghostbusters) • Tory Belleci and Kari Byron (The Mythbusters) • Stay Puft Marshmallow Man • Juliet Capulet (Romeo & Juliet) • Bonnie Parker (Bonnie & Clyde) • Ellen DeGeneres • Oprah Winfrey • Stanley Kubrick • Confucius (The Eastern Philosophers) • Deadpool • Boba Fett • Julia Child • Frederick Douglass • James Bond • The Hulk • Caitlyn Jenner • Catherine the Great • Ash Ketchum • Wonder Woman • Stevie Wonder • Che Guevara • Wendy • Richard Pryor • Bill Cosby • Joan Rivers • Mother Teresa • Harry Potter • Mansa Musa • Lara Croft Bubbles Tom Cruise • Evel Knievel

Scrapped	King Henry VIII • God • Bettie Page • Betty White • Bernie Sanders • Ronald Reagan • Nathan Drake

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 ==Lyrics==
-['''Note:''' ''Bill's solo lines are in <span style="color:royalblue">blue</span>, Ted's solo lines are in <span style="color:#BA3434">dark red</span>, and both of them rapping at the same time is  in regular text.'']
+['''Note:''' ''Bill's solo lines are in <span style="color:royalblue">blue</span>, while Ted's solo lines are in regular text. Both of them rapping at the same time is italicized.'']
 ==='''Verse 1:'''===
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.</span>
+Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">I've heard better insults drop from [[Socrates]]' anus.</span>
+I've heard better insults drop from [[Socrates]]' anus.
 <span style="color:royalblue;">That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,</span>
@@ Line 36: / Line 36: @@
 <span style="color:royalblue;">And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!</span>
-We're quick when we spit like [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]] with his guns,
+''We're quick when we spit like [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]] with his guns'',
-And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-[[Sacagawea]] puns!
+''And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-[[Sacagawea]] puns''!
-A teen mom carried you and your troops?
+''A teen mom carried you and your troops''?
-They should have let the baby lead, and put you in the papoose,
+''They should have let the baby lead, and put you in the papoose'',
-<span style="color:royalblue;">And if those native dudes knew</span> <span style="color:#BA3434;">what white dudes were gonna do,</span>
+<span style="color:royalblue;">And if those native dudes knew</span> what white dudes were gonna do,
-<span style="color:royalblue;">They woulda stopped you in Dakota!</span> <span style="color:#BA3434;">They should totally Sioux!</span>
+<span style="color:royalblue;">They woulda stopped you in Dakota!</span> They should totally Sioux!
-<span style="color:royalblue;">Why don't you go back to exploring</span> [[Napoleon Bonaparte|Napoleon]]'s old swamps?
+<span style="color:royalblue;">Why don't you go back to exploring</span> [[Napoleon Bonaparte|''Napoleon'']]'''s old swamps''?
-Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!
+''Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped''!
 ==='''Verse 2:'''===
-<span style="color:royalblue;">Man, they totally burned us.</span> <span style="color:#BA3434;">I feel like such a doofus.</span>
+<span style="color:royalblue;">Man, they totally burned us.</span> I feel like such a doofus.
-<span style="color:royalblue;">What do we do?</span> <span style="color:#BA3434;">I don't know.</span>
+<span style="color:royalblue;">What do we do?</span> I don't know.
 ===='''Rufus:'''====
@@ Line 61: / Line 61: @@
 ===='''Bill & Ted:'''====
-Rufus!
+''Rufus''!
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse</span>
+He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse
 <span style="color:royalblue;">From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!</span>
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">You rode a river one direction;</span> <span style="color:royalblue;">we travel four dimensions,</span>
+You rode a river one direction; <span style="color:royalblue;">we travel four dimensions,</span>
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">Rescue bodacious babes,</span> and get back for detention!
+Rescue bodacious babes, ''and get back for detention''!
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,</span>
+I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">But spoiler alert:</span> <span style="color:royalblue;">You totally kill yourself, dude!</span>
+But spoiler alert: <span style="color:royalblue;">You totally kill yourself, dude!</span>
-<span style="color:#BA3434;">So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,</span>
+So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,
-And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!
+''And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns''!
 ==Trivia==

Changes: Bill S. Preston