EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Paul: Hello everybody, and thank you for tuning in to the Liberty Report!
With us today is some dying old mummy we need to deport!
All you did was copy my stick and everyone ran to you!
And then they all left after all the rambling you spew!
I mean, come on, you demographic's filled with people who can't even vote that you still tempt!
Claim to have a personality yet you're more boring than Jack Kemp!
You're always telling the establishment to "Feel The BERN!"
Yet when you lose the primaries, you lick their boots by taking a little turn!
Your party calls me a radical, yet just look at the guy who's playing me!
He literally has nice in his name, more than you'll ever be!
And you're apparently e…
It’s been a while since I’ve even been on the wiki and it looks like fandom made it worse, idk I’m still an iPad user so maybe it’s just me. The blog might look terrible.
Hey guys, I assume a good bit of you that actually know me will see this and I’m not too sure how to start this so the basic way to do it is to just say what’s on my mind.
The entire life I have told you all about me was a lie. Other than my personal interests probably about 85% of “Axel Berry” was fabricated to escape the real world at the time. The name, age, baby, childhood stories, etc were all fake. I don’t remember how old I really made myself out to be but I’m currently 23. I started this account in my first year of middle school which was the worst years of my life,…
Surprise! It's a two-in-one April Fool's special!
This was at one point going to be a much more serious battle, but I thought this would make a good matchup for a more light-hearted and silly battle. It's still serious in the sense that it's not really a joke battle, but it's still meant to be taken pretty lightly.
The useless goddess of KonoSuba, Aqua, faces off against DC superhero and king of Atlantis, Aquaman, in a battle of the Aquas with water powers. One's seen as a joke at first, but has proven to be a badass and a hero to be taken seriously, while the other's the complete opposite.
- 1 Battle
- 1.1 Aqua (0:30):
- 1.2 Aquaman (0:51):
- 1.3 Aqua (1:11):
- 1.4 Aquaman (1:31):
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE…
Back with a New Ace Attorney vs DanganRonpa match-up. The stupidest one I could think of. (spoilers for DR and DR 2)
In today's bonus battle of Ace Attorney vs History, we've got the lion from the Berry Big circus, Leon the Lion going up against Ultimate baseball star, Leon Kuwata in a battle of the Leons executed for a bloody incident they had no intention of doing.
Needless to say this battle ain't serious at all. It has fucking Leon the lion in it, you think I'm going to write the deepest shit? Also of all the characters of DR 1, I decided to use Leon first. It ain't necessarily a shitpost battle either, just something simple and fun while more serious battles in the work. If you want something more serious check my previous battle. Anywa…
Well, it's the 1st of April.
You know what that means.
Time for a joke battle, baby.
Two characters I used more than once in a battle (discounting sequel battles), Nep-Nep Neptune vs Gregory Heffley.
- 1 Battle
- 1.1 Greg Heffley:
- 1.2 Neptune:
- 1.3 Greg Heffley:
- 1.4 Neptune:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF APRIL FOOL’S!!!
Oh no! I’m scared! We got this girl Neptune!
Getting ready to crush us with Purple Heart’s giant boobs!
I mean, Jesus Christ, your fanservice fucking annoys me!
So take a lesson from Peashy, ‘cause she’s the color of pee!
Wanna guess how many people are gonna read this blog page?
SIKE, IT’S ZERO! ‘Cause who even goes to the ERB Wiki nowadays?!
Now I’m the kinda guy that the ladies love, while the girls that you knew now hate your guts
poster and thumbnail made by Christopher Carbery
written, edited and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions
Derpiest Game Blast as SpongeBob SquarePants
TimeLord 103 as Peter Pan
Did you know that nothing comes from mere child’s play?
Try taking your bars and push them somewhere else, okay?
I’ll blow and pop this man-child like a Bubble, Buddy
And as for Cubby, I won’t be sorry if I called him “tubby”
Tried to have Jane stuck in your Neverland like your shadow?
For a Lost Boy and Tinker Bell, you’re one strange fellow
Here’s a twist of how this battle could be,
Having Peter stuck in that Kelp Forest for all eternity!
It’s clear that you would ruin Nick and everything
My disses are like thos…
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by DeCicco Beats
Christopher Carbery as Olaf
Derpiest Game Blast as Frosty the Snowman
This won’t be the First Time in Forever that you’ll melt, see?
Such a boring classic you are, just the same as you and me
I have no idea why you hang out with Rudolph, too
But compared to reindeer, I could find Sven better than you
Here’s a deal for you, Let it Go, turn away and slam the door
Or you could just Show Yourself if it’s your wife you’re fighting for
Despise your catchy song, I heard better from Snow Miser
Not your footprints to be seen, and nobody was the wiser
Uh-oh. Is there another Disney musical other than Frozen?
This is too much for me! You should…
Wow, these updates Fandom's putting out really sucks. What even is this format lol.
Anyways, another rap battle. Loved both of these Flash games, so here they are fighting each other. Let's go.
"Main protagonist of his titular restaurant time-management Flash game series, Papa Louie, sees a new customer as he battles the main protagonist of his eponymous series of Newgrounds choose-your-own-path games, Henry Stickmin, to see who is the superior Flash game character."
- 1 Battle
- 1.1 Henry Stickmin:
- 1.2 Papa Louie:
- 1.3 Henry Stickmin:
- 1.4 Papa Louie:
- 1.5 Henry Stickmin:
- 1.6 Papa Louie:
- 2 Poll
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!
Even as a stickman, I don’t need to try hard to flex
Stole a diamond, toppled the Toppats, and fled t…
Whoever JigsawUser could be....he claims the user's unfairly banned, even though I'm not of many users who banned him. We need to figure out who the person behind this Fandom wiki account is before someone gets hurt. I'm up for giving out info to upcoming media relevant to the opponent and compliment plenty of rap battle makers, but I'm not the one who claims he's banned and tries to kill people for the sake of twisted actions. Is anyone up for this online mystery?
A user was unjustly banished from your site long ago. Because of your selfishness and arrogance, he was cast out. Now is your chance for redemeption.
Your game is to unban him. Forgive him for his past sins and in doing so, redeem yourselves.
Live or die.
Make your choice.
Epic Rap Battles of Positivity!
You are Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: You're also quite good on the mic!
I am Vader, with my little boots and cape
And a helmet to cover up my burnt ass-face
I have the force to move objects, you're a force truly evil
Even went back in time just to turn me whack in the prequel
Look at me, I'm not even a real person!
You'd prefer me in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
I can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother
So many dudes have been with my mom who even knows if you're my father
I'm just a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
Do I have a mustache? Hmm, more like Dirty Sanchez on my lip
Fuck, I just go…
I really enjoyed your ideas for opponents for my rap battle series. I do wonder however if anybody got ideas for opponents for other characters from Yogi's Gang. I know some people got ideas for some characters from Yogi's Gang, but what about the others? I wanna try an experiment and see who can find opponents for the rest of the characters from Yogi's Gang.
Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy
The Hillbilly Bears
Hokey Wolf and Ding-A-Ling Wolf
Lippy the Lion and Hardy Har Har
Peter Potamus and So-So
Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks
Punkin' Puss & Mushmouse
Quick Draw McGraw & Baba Looey
Ricochet Rabbit & Droop-a-Long
Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole
Snooper and Blabber
XNJFX RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Count Olaf verse 1: "Hello there, my name is count olaf!, no need to hear any claps or any applauds, i'm here to try to diss this man named tom riddle, he's in a treat, or should i say a pickle....*transition to next background* so, speaking of the most unfortunate fires, why did you not kill the most precious boy for hire?, it's quite simple, really, you're a big joke, while you failed to kill Harry, you got turn to ash, like the biggest weed to get smoked, enough talk, where you think you are a giant powerful bruiser, but tbh you're a big huge loser, i'm a better prodigy, think of fighting me?, ha you must be fucking crazy"
Lord Voldemort verse 1: "You must be the b…
Epic Rap Battles of Positivity!
Bill O' Reilly!
Bill O' Reilly:
Oh no, I'm making your ears bleed, I need a muzzle!
Why am I pissed off all the time, didn't my mom give me a cuddle?
I'm the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower
I need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour
Every time you watch my show all I do is scream at you
And my face looks like a shit you took, high on LSDu
You're John Lennon, you're a legend, you can see through all my tricks
You may wonder how much George Bush paid me to suck his dick
I'm a fucking long hair, living in my yellow submarine
Well I'm about to get sunk by the right-wing political machine
I'll stop my presses, Reilly, shit I should've called you…
XNJFX Rap Battles of History!!!!!!!
Your Turn to Die
Sara: "Let me handle this from the start, Junko's all talk, and no tree left to bark" *Joe interrupts her*
Joe: "listen up you assholes right in the f-ing building, we're gonna have fun with a lot despair searching, and i would kill you, but you're all too basic, name's joe, nice to meet ya, unlike Sara, i know how to handle this, but honestly yall useless without me, it's like the entire story of V3"
Alice: "I don't wanna hear your own fucking mouths, i got one lesson that will shut you all down" *Reko interrupts him*
Reko: "Aw shit here we go again, playing innocence, while you murder one of your friends, it's pathetic people still care of hope or despair, or that st…
Big Chungus vs Keanu Reeves rap battle by me! paddy! wahoo!
Its the biggest big chungus, big big chungus
keanu is cringe and he's bad at among us
when the keanu is sus? hes getting ejected
when keanu is the imposter, he cant get erected
im so big because i eat mad pussy
keanu reeves is a virgin and a wussy
im gonna fuck you up like i fucked up your wife
keanu reeves..... get a life
youre disses suck, theyre not very breathtaking
when your girl has an orgasm shes probably faking
i get all the girls, im wholesome 100
100 is just your BMI level, if you wondered
big big chungus has a small small dick
when you played football in college, you'd never get picked
so fuck you bitch you're literally gay
i cant even hear you rap anyway
this place was already on life support but fandom’s just kinda putting the pillow over yalls mouths with these constant shitty, shitty updates. anyway. godzilla vs kong. big lizards are cool. i got into scp stuff finally. here’s this epic rap battle of horror successor.
Item #: SCP-682 vs. Godzilla
Object Class: Thaumiel
Description: Bane of the SCP Foundation with a hatred for all living things, SCP-682 AKA the 'Hard-to-Destroy Reptile' has breached containment and encountered the king of the monsters, SCP-[REDACTED] AKA ']
Little screen time as you get... your object class is ‘elusive.’
I thought World War II reminders... couldn’t get more toothless
Always changing your form… more than Dr. Bright’s amulet.
Hostile to redesigns… CGI is hardly animate
ASS SCUFFLE SERIES!
JEFF THE KILLER!
-Hello Jeffrey, hold on. Which version of you am I speaking with,
-The original, the reboot, or one of the alternates plagiarized by emo kids?
-Doesn’t matter which, I’ll be beating him. No smiles in this fight, I’m serious
-On the beat I’m lit, and with the screams you get, I might as well be calling you at 3AM
-You’ve been memed to shit, and your steamy fics are scarier than any legitimate backstory
-You try too hard to be creepy and edgy while I revel in my hack-and-slash glory
-I Eat Pasta for Breakfast, and I bet this sadboy’s Wes Craven mom’s spaghetti, too
-So fucking stupid you killed the only one who was willing to take the fall for you
Jeff the Killer:
-Well at …
SEASON 2 BITCHEEEEEEEEEEES!
I'm not a fan of doing Marvel vs DC battles for the sake of it. I leave those to Seth (I actually DM'ed Seth asking if he wanted this battle as a gift and he never responded so...). However, these two characters are so fucking interesting to me, and I thought that this would be a fine way to start my second season. So without further ado, let's kick things off.
ASS SCUFFLE SERIES!
-Steppin’ to Lawton popping off is a mistake and it’ll cost ya
-I’m here to finish what Frank Castle should’ve done in Nicaragua
-This psychopath’s who the NSA trained to be a top assassin?
-Well this asshole’s still not even a real target, he’s just practice
-I joined the Suicide Squad hoping I wouldn…
I am new here and I'm making a rap battle series. But I need opponents for the following characters:
Harold, Chester and Bunnicula
Mob from Mob Psycho 100
Tintin (Already got an opponent)
Cast of Toy Story (Already got an opponent)
Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia
Catillac Cats from Heathcliff
Any character from Yogi's Gang
Anybody able to help?
- 1 Intro
- 2 wm
- 3 CD
- 4 overwatch announcer
- 5 CD
- 6 OW
- 7 CD
- 8 outro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!
bonjour ms.dupri how ya doing there in my hometown,
i will snipe you behead you and hunt you down,
your another hartman hipped bimbo who is there just for eye candy,
your always chased by le pew isn't that handy,
oh wait where have i heard that before oh yes penelope was that first your plotline is just a snore,
facing james bond villain parodies yeah like that hasn't been done to death so many times,
now step back and feel the fury of my rhymes,
listen here frenchie i know you have had a tragic past,
but if you want sympathy you can kiss my furry ass,
you claim to be the ultimate assassin but in death battle black widow had you beat,
Bro what the fuck is up with this update, this is ass. This is fuckin doodoo, bro. It opened this blog up and just posted it immediately before I got the chance to actually type anything??? Fandom, get your shit together, this is vile. This makes me wanna tongue kiss a cactus, I hate it.
ANYWAY hi hello. It's uhhh, it's been a while. I think my last post was in September of 2020? Something like that? Yeah. Not my longest hiatus, but it's definitely up there. That post didn't flop or anything btw, not at all lol. In other news, I have decided to leave my state of cryostasis and return with a fun blog. Remember when I battled Cyan in the tourney and what of the things I dissed him on was ripping off Leandro with the cover strike blogs? Yeah, …
Greetings heroes! I need your humble opinion and to be able to pick your brain like Ray Liotta by asking you for suggestions for the next rap battle I should write. I felt like the last two I wrote were rushed because I wanted them done by the holiday they are themed around. Since there are no holiday themed battles that I currently have planned, I want to take some time writing my next one. I have a few ideas, but I'm not exactly sure where I should start. If anyone wants to help me write a battle or has any other suggestions for a matchup, I am open to it.
Here are my current ideas:
- Gen. Robert E. Lee vs. The Red Skull
- Cthulu vs. Surtr (the Norse mythology version of Surtr not the one from Marvel comics/movies. Though I would referen…
I made a battle it is very serious I assure you
Papa John Schnatter, the pizza guy, vs Benito Mussolini, war guy
this battle has everything! a positive message! a relevant topic! even a sponsor! wow!
I had help from Bantha and Rae I think I don't remember it's 6:45am
It's me, Papa John, Imma Pizza Guy
I'm gonna cook you up, like a pizza pie!
I'll drop you harder than I drop hard Rs
And the NFL dropped me like I drop these bars
Beef with me? Please! You're just a Little Caeser!
My cold hard is many degrees beneath a frozen pizza!
I'm sweaty and greasier than my own cheesy pizzas
and you piss me off more than Kaepernick taking a knee does!
Don't fuck with me, Mussolini
Your teenie weenie's disgusting like my wife in a bikini
I'll opress thi…
Yeah. I've decided to make an official leaving blog instead of petering out. There are far too many people to call out and thank for an amazing time here, but I no longer have fun writing battles, or parodies, and it's time to move on to other hobbies, like music and writing.
Instead of standard leaving blog fare like talking about my time here or a list of shoutouts, I'm going to post the WIPS for two battles that never made the light of day.
I'll still be active on Discord. You can find me in the Freedom server, or search for me with Dark Cyan #6543 if you want to chat.
It's been a hell of a six years and I'll never forget them.
Until we meet again!
- 1 Advice Dog vs Doge 4 (Scrapped):
- 2 Dante vs Virgil
(Scrapped at least twice):
- 2.1 LAYER 1: LIMBO
Hi hello this is a battle. Incels with Working Braincells, what a great name. I am happy this actually got to exist finally this took like a year. Ring Royale vs Trump vs …
Epic Rap Battles of History!
I won’t go light when I’m born for fights, flow’s tight, you might ball right but can your small mind match me? Not quite.
Apartheid on sight when I’m ripping up a mixed dude with all might, separate the black from white.
My talent's twice of your height so you should ride my nuts on long nights, tall guide in life to get a throne on.
Only time this spiritual lyrical miracle knocks is when preaching Biblical raps like a Mormon.
My name is Lionel Richie and I Can't Slow Down
I am Dancing on the Ceiling because I am Louder Than Words, wow!
I will beat you All Night Long because You Are a bitch!
I bet you're Running With the Night because you like t…
Sup my dudebros it's been a long time huh
(the rap battle community is dying.)
I essentially took a break.
(The Fandom update curbstomped my enthusiasm for staying on)
I might post more, much much shorter battles
(Vegito vs Gogeta coming soon)
I wanted to return with Mussolini vs Charlemagne 2,
(or call it a redux if I still refuse to own the original.)
(Mortal hates the LGBT+)
ine forests of whores dripping from their pussay
you call that an orgy, I call that a tuesday
Cum Dumpula, leave my spawn in your asshole
bringing my cum from my seminal vesicles
and forced the earth to suck on my Phallucula
I admire rears you inspire cunt fuck ula
step to the turks and the pornos started dropping
I penetrate you with Olive Garden Garlic Breadsticks
No ones …
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
It's-a-me! Mario. I'm a jumpin Kangaroo!
Before you bring the rat, i'll send him right
to the zoo! I'm a jumping, running plumber.
You think you can beat me? but if thats truly
what you want, then that's totally your dreams!
Locked In arcades in Japan! with game consoles
in kid's hands, While you we're making money,
Minnie was in Super Mario Land! I'm jumping
through levels and defeating a ton! I'm already
on top, I'll send you back to stage 1!
Aw, Pal. You don't gotta make your raps be
silly. Because I already got Peach steering
with me on Steamboat Willie ! (Ooh!) Your comp-
any is greedy as "Stitch" like when Miyamoto's
flipping tables it would prove he was a (bad word)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Hello there Gorilla, how can
I help? When people bought
your app, they slipped you
back onto the shelf. When
your rapping against me,
your as poor as a small
shoe. Your rapping is
worst than your 1 star
reviews! Once i win
this i'm gonna make
you cramp out of
like your company's
bills. You won't see.
When i beat you
in this battle you'll
be going XP! I'm
the king of computers,
I have an entire crew.
Your the king of people
getting viruses and giving
Hi there Buddy! looks like
you have a new friend,
but when my company
was cancelled, you
became a new trend.
But this is the time my
game is going to make
your bills end. Come
onto my face! and i'll
bend you like "Clippy".
Hello, and welcome to my very first battle in 2021! It's been too long since I've written one of these. I really hope to write more in 2021 than I did in 2020, but that's not guaranteed at all.
Today's battle pits the Potions teacher at Hogwarts from the ever-popular Harry Potter series, Severus Snape, up against former mercenary and professor of Garreg Mach Monastery from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Byleth, in a battle of dark, brooding professors in a fantasy school.
Back when I started the Fire Emblem vs History series and Three Houses was just right around the corner, it was inevitable that I would end up pitting one of the characters from that game against a Harry Potter character since both Harry Potter and Three Houses have been compared a l…
lol james charles makes straight people gay and mike pence makes gay people straight Lol
hey sisters, i'll fucking kill you
you are a loser, i'll fucking kill jews
you work for donald trump? lol you beta cuck
i will flatten you like a semi-truck
mike pence? more like mike makes no sense
hnhnhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggg ur dense
you are a homophobe and that is not nice
i will beat you up... twice
hi its me michael i hate the gays
i fucking hate women and blacks and tuesdays
im going to church, i love to pray
i love my wife and the usa
they call me mike because i am good on the mic
lol it is a mikerophone haha
if u try to beat me you'll be in for a shock
i will own you in this battle, so help me god
hehhehehehehe you are…
Hello again, sorry for the long wait, but Ace Attorney vs History is back in 2021 and what a battle it comes along with.
todays battle brings us the ratings rajah himself and producer Roger Retinz, aka the true Mr. Reus up against broadway musical icon haunting the opera house, the Phantom of the opera in a battle of the half-mask wearing illusionists hiding scars and bringing death up on the stage, to see who's the more talented of the two.
Again, I apologize for the long wait, but motivation kinda fell of at points and real life got in the way. In the end I got around to finally finishing this and glad to, because this was a match-up I immediatly fell in love when I was thinking about. Originally planned for season 2 when I still did seaso…
Plenty of people have made parodies of rap battles, especially one of my friends Dark Cyan, who's also made a gift for me, so why not a parody of the Kirby march song?
Imagining stuff all the time, it's Cluuuub-Dreaaaamiverrrrse!
Role-playing for fun is not a crime, noooooor a tuuuuurn for the wooooorse!
Who is one of millions who have such great ideas?
Hanging out at DeviantART as much, I can see! Ha!
Helping out, show my creative chops and giving my family coupooooons!?
It's Club-Dreamiverse and I just want to have fun!
Praising rappers so great-fully, as far as the eye can see,
Always giving out info that can be useful, I am in no way mean!
Talking to J Morris and others online, I never exist to be a menace...
I just want to give it all with my a…
Hey. How's everybody doing? Also, if you want, does anyone want to meet me at DeviantART? I do enjoy rap battles, but, I also want to make new pals too. Here, I can show you how to role-play in script if you all want and what is more, I can show you the news about entertainment media via news articles.
I'm 22 years old now, figured i'd do something a little different.
Rap Battles are returning, I got 12 ideas that will take way longer than a week to write cause ya know college and I really want to make these fun and do justice to who I research and write about. They'll start to come out in waves so the first 6 battles pre summer and the latter 6 in the winter and I hope y'all enjoy em. I dont have a fancy name for them like I used to, so I guess ill just call them:
SERAPHIMON 44's RAP EXHIBITION!!!
- Then and Now Introducing
- Best Friends Man
- Conspiracy Webbed Up
- A remake/remaster that flows like water
7. Cereal Killer
8. Rangers we got a problem
9. History Repeating
10. Directly Involved
11. Zero 2 Hero
12. A proper sequel/concl…
Epic rap battles of HISTRYO!!!
- 1 Donald Trump:
- 2 Joe Biden:
- 3 Donald Trump:
- 4 Joe Biden:
It's the DJT, doin your mom
I will transform into a dog and then shit on the lawn!
Against wimps like you, I'll eat some Fruit by the Foot.
Your campaign's like Crash Bandicoot: crash and bandicoot
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?
Well, you would be right, as I lost the election. FUCK
Why don't you step behind the gym? because i've got some crack.
We'll see how tough you are once i eat some snacks! Uh!
I'll shoot a hole through a couple mommies,
Bigger than the one I blew through your mom / mommy! Ugh!
Then I go and bone on your mommy! Ugh!
I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like your mommy!
I will burn down your home, because I…
Hey there. My name's Revan and I'm a new guy here. As you can probably tell by my name, I am a massive Star Wars fan. Especially of the Old Republic and Revan is my favourite Sith Lord. Lmao! I just started getting into ERB when I found this wiki. I'm really excited to be here and I'm hoping to meet some cool people here on the wiki. I'm still kinda new to Fandom as a whole, so if you got any tips for me or just wanna say hello then I guess you can message me on the message wall.
Glad to be here, hello everyone!
I wanted to make a flow-centric battle, and this is the one I used it for. Happy New Year.
ASS SCUFFLE SERIES!
-In this fight of eccentric industrialists I won’t need my guitar to leave you defeated
-Double W will take the L so the question is, “How Bad Can I beat Him?”
-People can buy my Thneeds as much as they please and live their lives out happily
-But you don’t give a shit, all you give to kids are heart attacks, diabetes, and cavities
-I mean sure I killed some trees, but at least my customers don’t die 4 out of 5 times
-But what a winner! Charlie gets to go on your personal elevator ride
-You’re Jigsaw on acid, it’s madness the fact that you’re allow…
Greetings heroes and Merry Christmas! Today's rap battle is between two of the most iconic holiday characters: The main character of the Peanuts comic strip and holiday specials, Charlie Brown, and the main character from the National Lampoon Vacation movie series, Clark Griswold.
Here is the beat I chose for this battle
Your raps aren't reaching me here in Europe, call you a CB radio.
Never thought you could make every holiday sad, but you did. Way to go!
Peppermint Patty at Thanksgiving was like, "What the fuck?"
But I think the real question is, "How many shit lines can this Chuck chuck?"
Left your best friend out i…
Harley Quinn battled Twilight Sparkle in Twilight Sparkle vs Harley Quinn. She was voiced Tara Strong.
Harley Quinn (Harleen Frances Quinzel) is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman and commonly as the Joker's sidekick. The character was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, and first appeared in Batman: The Animated Series in September 1992. She later appeared in DC Comics' Batman comic books, with her first comic book appearance in The Batman Adventures #12 (Sept. 1993). Harley Quinn is the Joker's frequent accomplice and lover, and she is also an ally of the supervillain Poison Ivy, from whom she gained an immunity to poisons and toxins. Her origin s…
- 1 Intro
- 2 Squilliam
- 3 Flintheart
- 4 squilliam
- 5 Flintheart
- 6 Outro
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
come on you little popper let's fight for the millionaire crown,
you can fight me again but like your show ending next year your going down,
i'm a cvilized squid while you can't even win,
feel the power of my unibrow?,
that kinda power could knock over a cow,
i've got a limozine slash casino you can't top that,
when i watch you on the show your performance falls flat,
i will drown you in my hot elevator your sad fat duck,
you can cry all you want but in the end i don't give a duck,
you blow squilliam your a prick,
i'm gonna kick you in your squid dick,
i give you heart attack like in bandmates,
face it here you have sealed …
I think Bantha and Bran and Rae helped (I don't remember it's 7am this didn't take long and also I have crippling mental disorders and I could attempt my second suicide attempt this month at literally any moment I am a wild one)
I like this battle a lot! It is cool! If i made any errors it's not like anyone will notice so I don't really give a fuck so okay don't enjoy this please i have mental problems
Accio Mike let me fire up my schlong
Like Hermione and Ron, I'm about to do your mom
My ass shits hot spicy diarrhoea flames
You're lukewarm while I fuck your sister's remains
I put my dick in the mad eye of my man alastor moody
So ditch the goonie, cast a couple boobies
I've many volumes on my shelves it's true
I've yet to see the nine …
LAST UPDATE: Double hurt Amy by Me
i dont know whats going on with the title there this is my first post with the new engine god this sucks thats also why the above thing looks so weird idk how the hell to center text now.
i will respost last games thing because im lazy and as such i decided to create a thing that requires daily monitoring
"hello its that time again
where you change the value of numbers next to a persons name
I decided to this because something to do, you know
a reason to get up
I think you know the gist but
125 52 users, each has 10 hp,
start off being able to do 1 hurt and 1 heal, then later on other
stuff gets added. You may vote every update, meaning you could vote
right before an update, then right after an update. Cle…
Finally, it's getting considered. The DeviantART upgrade idea, which involves a handful of my fellow Deviants' ideas back at DeviantART and my own. And what I'm getting at is....
- I'm actually getting at a DeviantART/Discord/SoundCloud/NewGrounds/Fanfiction.net merger and possible competitors for it, not a merge of every site in existence.
- A streaming service within DeviantART called DeviantART Video that allows Deviants to make and upload their own videos. They did say in their 2018 April Fools' prank, "By Artists, For Artists" by the way. I can sense several YouTube users heading to DeviantART Video if it's relevant enough.
- A search result removal feature, like in Google.
- The possibilities of servers and groups each focused on differe…
That last post might have had a little too much finality to it, huh?
After much debate, much consideration and reconsideration, I've decided to give Weeb Shit vs Anything a proper sendoff! Eight more battles, from the next one up to the series finale! Why eight? Well, that's how many matchups I really liked and ended up wanting to see through to completion. When can you expect to see them? Not sure. Hopefully the first of this lineup will be up before December is over. And if I'm really up to it, I might even make some non-anime battles on side. I want these battles to be good, and I hope you enjoy reading them! With that out the way, here are some hints:
- The Chosen One
- Kids that can change their bodies
- Average kids that deal with the supernat…
ASS SCUFFLE SERIES!
Beat: to be uploaded
-I am the ruler of Italy, Benito Mussolini!
-And unlike this usurper, I was elected truthfully
-A former schoolteacher, I‘m taking you to class you see
-Government 101: How to take down a rap cat-astrophe
-When I fought for Rome to resume its rightful place
-I got the crowd yelling “Duce!” Yours laughs in your face
-You took over a pride, I instilled pride in my civilians
-All you top now is lists of overrated Disney villains
-Fighting a lion’s plane crazy, you couldn’t swap wits with camels
-Your African conquest is nothing put next to Rommel
-Got the chance of a lifetime to be the ruler of a continent
-But your coup of a century got crushed under your incomp…