JKGame JKGame 2 days ago

Byleth vs Snape - Epic Rap Battles: Fire Emblem vs History

Hello, and welcome to my very first battle in 2021! It's been too long since I've written one of these. I really hope to write more in 2021 than I did in 2020, but that's not guaranteed at all.

Today's battle pits the Potions teacher at Hogwarts from the ever-popular Harry Potter series, Severus Snape, up against former mercenary and professor of Garreg Mach Monastery from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Byleth, in a battle of dark, brooding professors in a fantasy school.

Back when I started the Fire Emblem vs History series and Three Houses was just right around the corner, it was inevitable that I would end up pitting one of the characters from that game against a Harry Potter character since both Harry Potter and Three Houses have been compared a l…

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Mr. Swell Guy Mr. Swell Guy 5 days ago

James Charles vs Mike Pence

lol james charles makes straight people gay and mike pence makes gay people straight Lol

James Charles:

hey sisters, i'll fucking kill you

you are a loser, i'll fucking kill jews

you work for donald trump? lol you beta cuck

i will flatten you like a semi-truck

mike pence? more like mike makes no sense

hnhnhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggg ur dense

you are a homophobe and that is not nice

i will beat you up... twice

Mike Pence:

hi its me michael i hate the gays

i fucking hate women and blacks and tuesdays

im going to church, i love to pray

i love my wife and the usa

they call me mike because i am good on the mic

lol it is a mikerophone haha

if u try to beat me you'll be in for a shock

i will own you in this battle, so help me god

jameson charlie:

hehhehehehehe you are…

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Mcdamon23 Mcdamon23 5 days ago

Roger Retinz vs the Phantom of the Opera - Epic Rap Battles of Ace Attorney vs History

Hello again, sorry for the long wait, but Ace Attorney vs History is back in 2021 and what a battle it comes along with.

todays battle brings us the ratings rajah himself and producer Roger Retinz, aka the true Mr. Reus up against broadway musical icon haunting the opera house, the Phantom of the opera in a battle of the half-mask wearing illusionists hiding scars and bringing death up on the stage, to see who's the more talented of the two.

Again, I apologize for the long wait, but motivation kinda fell of at points and real life got in the way. In the end I got around to finally finishing this and glad to, because this was a match-up I immediatly fell in love when I was thinking about. Originally planned for season 2 when I still did seaso…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 7 days ago

The C-D Song (Kirby March parody)

Plenty of people have made parodies of rap battles, especially one of my friends Dark Cyan, who's also made a gift for me, so why not a parody of the Kirby march song?

Imagining stuff all the time, it's Cluuuub-Dreaaaamiverrrrse!

Role-playing for fun is not a crime, noooooor a tuuuuurn for the wooooorse!

Who is one of millions who have such great ideas?

Hanging out at DeviantART as much, I can see! Ha!

Helping out, show my creative chops and giving my family coupooooons!?

It's Club-Dreamiverse and I just want to have fun!

Praising rappers so great-fully, as far as the eye can see,

Always giving out info that can be useful, I am in no way mean!

Talking to J Morris and others online, I never exist to be a menace...

I just want to give it all with my a…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 10 days ago

Does anyone want to meet me at DeviantART

Hey. How's everybody doing? Also, if you want, does anyone want to meet me at DeviantART? I do enjoy rap battles, but, I also want to make new pals too. Here, I can show you how to role-play in script if you all want and what is more, I can show you the news about entertainment media via news articles.

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Seraphimon44 Seraphimon44 12 days ago

Battles returning

I'm 22 years old now, figured i'd do something a little different.

Rap Battles are returning, I got 12 ideas that will take way longer than a week to write cause ya know college and I really want to make these fun and do justice to who I research and write about. They'll start to come out in waves so the first 6 battles pre summer and the latter 6 in the winter and I hope y'all enjoy em. I dont have a fancy name for them like I used to, so I guess ill just call them:



  1. "Swords"
  2. Movements
  3. Then and Now Introducing
  4. Best Friends Man
  5. Conspiracy Webbed Up
  6. A remake/remaster that flows like water

7. Cereal Killer

8. Rangers we got a problem

9. History Repeating

10. Directly Involved

11. Zero 2 Hero

12. A proper sequel/concl…

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Vgm22 Vgm22 14 days ago

Joe biden vs Donald trump

Epic rap battles of HISTRYO!!!

Donald TRUMP



  • 1 Donald Trump:
  • 2 Joe Biden:
  • 3 Donald Trump:
  • 4 Joe Biden:

It's the DJT, doin your mom

I will transform into a dog and then shit on the lawn!

Against wimps like you, I'll eat some Fruit by the Foot.

Your campaign's like Crash Bandicoot: crash and bandicoot

Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?

Well, you would be right, as I lost the election. FUCK

Why don't you step behind the gym? because i've got some crack.

We'll see how tough you are once i eat some snacks! Uh!

I'll shoot a hole through a couple mommies,

Bigger than the one I blew through your mom / mommy! Ugh!

Then I go and bone on your mommy! Ugh!

I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like your mommy!

I will burn down your home, because I…

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Revan2187 Revan2187 17 days ago

Hello, I am Revan

Hey there. My name's Revan and I'm a new guy here. As you can probably tell by my name, I am a massive Star Wars fan. Especially of the Old Republic and Revan is my favourite Sith Lord. Lmao! I just started getting into ERB when I found this wiki. I'm really excited to be here and I'm hoping to meet some cool people here on the wiki. I'm still kinda new to Fandom as a whole, so if you got any tips for me or just wanna say hello then I guess you can message me on the message wall.

Glad to be here, hello everyone!


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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 27 December 2020

Merry Christmas.

Sorry if it's late, but I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

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CaptainSham13 CaptainSham13 26 December 2020

Willy Wonka vs The Once-Ler - Ass Scuffle Series

I wanted to make a flow-centric battle, and this is the one I used it for. Happy New Year.

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0j-r6mjS6w







-In this fight of eccentric industrialists I won’t need my guitar to leave you defeated

-Double W will take the L so the question is, “How Bad Can I beat Him?”

-People can buy my Thneeds as much as they please and live their lives out happily

-But you don’t give a shit, all you give to kids are heart attacks, diabetes, and cavities

-I mean sure I killed some trees, but at least my customers don’t die 4 out of 5 times

-But what a winner! Charlie gets to go on your personal elevator ride

-You’re Jigsaw on acid, it’s madness the fact that you’re allow…

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Beerman8299 Beerman8299 25 December 2020

Charlie Brown vs. Clark Griswold

Greetings heroes and Merry Christmas! Today's rap battle is between two of the most iconic holiday characters: The main character of the Peanuts comic strip and holiday specials, Charlie Brown, and the main character from the National Lampoon Vacation movie series, Clark Griswold.

Here is the beat I chose for this battle






Your raps aren't reaching me here in Europe, call you a CB radio.

Never thought you could make every holiday sad, but you did. Way to go!

Peppermint Patty at Thanksgiving was like, "What the fuck?"

But I think the real question is, "How many shit lines can this Chuck chuck?"

Left your best friend out i…

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ZIAO1990 ZIAO1990 23 December 2020

Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn battled Twilight Sparkle in Twilight Sparkle vs Harley Quinn. She was voiced Tara Strong.

Harley Quinn (Harleen Frances Quinzel) is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman and commonly as the Joker's sidekick. The character was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, and first appeared in Batman: The Animated Series in September 1992. She later appeared in DC Comics' Batman comic books, with her first comic book appearance in The Batman Adventures #12 (Sept. 1993). Harley Quinn is the Joker's frequent accomplice and lover, and she is also an ally of the supervillain Poison Ivy, from whom she gained an immunity to poisons and toxins. Her origin s…

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Joshuakrasinski Joshuakrasinski 23 December 2020

squilliam fancyheart vs flintheart glomgold

  • 1 Intro
  • 2 Squilliam
  • 3 Flintheart
  • 4 squilliam
  • 5 Flintheart
  • 6 Outro






come on you little popper let's fight for the millionaire crown,

you can fight me again but like your show ending next year your going down,

i'm a cvilized squid while you can't even win,

feel the power of my unibrow?,

that kinda power could knock over a cow,

i've got a limozine slash casino you can't top that,

when i watch you on the show your performance falls flat,

i will drown you in my hot elevator your sad fat duck,

you can cry all you want but in the end i don't give a duck,

you blow squilliam your a prick,

i'm gonna kick you in your squid dick,

i give you heart attack like in bandmates,

face it here you have sealed …

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Mr. Swell Guy Mr. Swell Guy 17 December 2020

I fixed Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker

I think Bantha and Bran and Rae helped (I don't remember it's 7am this didn't take long and also I have crippling mental disorders and I could attempt my second suicide attempt this month at literally any moment I am a wild one)

I like this battle a lot! It is cool! If i made any errors it's not like anyone will notice so I don't really give a fuck so okay don't enjoy this please i have mental problems

Harry Pogger:

Accio Mike let me fire up my schlong

Like Hermione and Ron, I'm about to do your mom

My ass shits hot spicy diarrhoea flames

You're lukewarm while I fuck your sister's remains

I put my dick in the mad eye of my man alastor moody

So ditch the goonie, cast a couple boobies

I've many volumes on my shelves it's true

I've yet to see the nine …

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NeoBranwen711 NeoBranwen711 17 December 2020

The 6th(

DAY: 36

LAST UPDATE: Double hurt Grav by Me!

i dont know whats going on with the title there this is my first post with the new engine god this sucks thats also why the above thing looks so weird idk how the hell to center text now.

i will respost last games thing because im lazy and as such i decided to create a thing that requires daily monitoring

"hello its that time again

where you change the value of numbers next to a persons name

I decided to this because something to do, you know

a reason to get up

I think you know the gist but

125 52 users, each has 10 hp, start off being able to do 1 hurt and 1 heal, then later on other stuff gets added. You may vote every update, meaning you could vote right before an update, then right after an update. C…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 16 December 2020

It's finally getting considered.

Finally, it's getting considered. The DeviantART upgrade idea, which involves a handful of my fellow Deviants' ideas back at DeviantART and my own. And what I'm getting at is....

- I'm actually getting at a DeviantART/Discord/SoundCloud/NewGrounds/Fanfiction.net merger and possible competitors for it, not a merge of every site in existence.

- A streaming service within DeviantART called DeviantART Video that allows Deviants to make and upload their own videos. They did say in their 2018 April Fools' prank, "By Artists, For Artists" by the way. I can sense several YouTube users heading to DeviantART Video if it's relevant enough.

- A search result removal feature, like in Google.

- The possibilities of servers and groups each focused on differe…

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TCalderon TCalderon 14 December 2020

I've Come to Make an Announcement

That last post might have had a little too much finality to it, huh?

After much debate, much consideration and reconsideration, I've decided to give Weeb Shit vs Anything a proper sendoff! Eight more battles, from the next one up to the series finale! Why eight? Well, that's how many matchups I really liked and ended up wanting to see through to completion. When can you expect to see them? Not sure. Hopefully the first of this lineup will be up before December is over. And if I'm really up to it, I might even make some non-anime battles on side. I want these battles to be good, and I hope you enjoy reading them! With that out the way, here are some hints:

  1. The Chosen One
  2. Kids that can change their bodies
  3. Average kids that deal with the supernat…
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CaptainSham13 CaptainSham13 7 December 2020

Benito Mussolini vs Scar - Ass Scuffle Series






Beat: to be uploaded

Benito Mussolini:

-I am the ruler of Italy, Benito Mussolini!

-And unlike this usurper, I was elected truthfully

-A former schoolteacher, I‘m taking you to class you see

-Government 101: How to take down a rap cat-astrophe

-When I fought for Rome to resume its rightful place

-I got the crowd yelling “Duce!” Yours laughs in your face

-You took over a pride, I instilled pride in my civilians

-All you top now is lists of overrated Disney villains


-Fighting a lion’s plane crazy, you couldn’t swap wits with camels

-Your African conquest is nothing put next to Rommel

-Got the chance of a lifetime to be the ruler of a continent

-But your coup of a century got crushed under your incomp…

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Wimpykidfan37 Wimpykidfan37 6 December 2020

Which TV Show is This

Let's play "Which TV Show Is This?" In this game, make one description that can apply to at least two TV shows, then have other users decide what these TV shows are. Here, I'll start.

This animated show is much more popular on the internet than on the outernet. The protagonist of the show, a friendly male character, is frozen for a number of years that is an exponent of 10. When he is unfrozen, the first two people he meets are a rude and sarcastic male character and a female character who meditates between the other two. The protagonist and his two companions go on several adventures and meet several quirky characters, including an old man who manages to be scatterbrained and intelligent at the same time and a ditzy girl in a pink midriff-bari…

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ZIAO1990 ZIAO1990 6 December 2020

Orihime Inoue

Orihime Inoue is speculated to battle Hinata Hyuga in M&T Rap Battles 71. She has appeared in the outro of Harry Potter vs Twilight Sparkle. She speculated voiced Tara Strong.

Orihime Inoue is a fictional character and Ichigo Kurosaki's girlfriend of the Bleach manga. Orihime and her brother, Sora Inoue, were raised by a drunken father and a prostitute mother, who always argued and beat their children. Fearing that their parents would kill Orihime, in the March that Sora turned eighteen, he ran away with Orihime, who was three years old, and raised her on his own from then on. For nine years, Orihime and Sora lived in harmony despite the fact that Orihime was bullied in school because of her unusual hair color. One day, Sora gave Orihime a pa…

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CaptainSham13 CaptainSham13 1 December 2020

Lex Luthor vs Mr. Burns - Ass Scuffle Series







Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE9CeoqnsgI

Waylon Smithers:

-Sir, wannabe Bezos is here for your twelve o’clock

Mr. Burns:

-Release the hounds on him. Hold it, on second thought

-After I hostilely take over this competitive rube

-Roll this cue ball’s beaten body down my innocence tube

-Trouncing a Lex Loser handily’s what I predict

-You’re an incompetent president getting stopped by one immigrant

-I’m raising Hell, fishing for a win against this veteran

-Ends in another political death: Imperiex-cellent

-You should know that Oval Office oligarchs can’t debate

-Don’t try to best my rap game, try investing in Rogaine

-I’m much more than just a bag of cash and lethargic sperm

-So I’ll f…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 24 November 2020

Where is everybody at

Hey. Club-Dreamiverse/Nickolas here. Sure, the DeviantART upgrade idea (which I upgrade with people's ideas) is getting accepted by DeviantART themselves, but where's everybody going to? And think of the possibilities: if the DeviantART-Discord-NewGrounds-SoundCloud-Fanfiction.net merger becomes a reality, the rap battle community would look forward to it. I mean, my friend Alex the Beast from YouTube likes the idea and stated in a comment of his that the strides I've been making are super impressive. And there is more than art than just visual art. Music is a art-form, so is film-making, performing, culinary arts, photography and fashion.

Where is everybody at? GalactK? JKGame? TCalderon? MC Fawful? ItsJustBrendan? Amontgomery? Flatwoods M…

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Correoelectronico69 Correoelectronico69 22 November 2020

My ERB top 81 list

Greetings all,

Today I have rewatched all the ERBs and made a tier list. In the upcoming days I will add the positions of more battles with my personal pros and cons, a winner and a grade. I start at the bottom and might make some small changes along the way. Please tell me if you agree with my list or not.

Near Perfect
Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
My favorite battle by far. Einsteins barz are just haymaker after haymaker. I don't have to study a wikipedia or rap meanings article to get em. Great. Hawkins was okayish but not that strong. Einstein carried this battle solo.
Albert Einstein
Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
I just love this battle for its flow and originality, even though the barz are n…

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Wikidude135 Wikidude135 15 November 2020

Leave suggestions for Dangan-rap battles of history for me.

You know the drill, hopefully.

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JCarbery JCarbery 9 November 2020

Emmet Brickowski vs Mickey Mouse

poster made by Christopher Carbery
written, edited and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by DIDKER Producer

Christopher Carbery as Mickey Mouse
TimeLord 103 as Emmet Brickowski

Mickey Mouse:
So I heard someone step in my clubhouse
I’m MC M.I.C.K.E.Y.! Welcome to the Mouse
You’re now in Disneyland, although this land ain’t your land
Lots of plastic toys, though your bricks are off your hand
Not sure what Minnie had to say about Lucy’s mind
But no Dimension of yours can take me from behind
You’re turning cowardly like your yellow color, Mr. Emmet
I always win in the end, who would care if you had it?

You say you always win? Please! Not when you’re facing the Special
At least I can entertain children better, that I can tell
I’m the big pie…

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Dark Cyan Dark Cyan 4 November 2020

Cyan Parodies 5. Club-Dreamiverse vs NickF18 (Larry Bird vs Big Bird))

Happy birthday, Nickolas! This one's been in the bag for a long time. Sorry it took so long!

This is a parody of the Larry Bird vs Big Bird Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays


  • 1 Club-Dreamiverse
  • 2 NickF18
  • 3 Club-Dreamiverse
  • 4 NickF18

How’re you? It’s Nickolas! What’s going on?

Here to rap against a guy who dropped the wiki like a bomb!

Get it? Because your name is ‘NickF18’?

Like the fighter jet that was used by the airforce and marines?

Also, did you know that this matchup,

Was gonna be Minecraft vs Lego with a GreenToxic patch up?

Cyan found it too long so he chose this battle next

And that’s fitting because your battles are unformatted blocks of text!

This user spits straight like a shooter!

Just got my wikia account back after fixing my…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 4 November 2020

My birthday is here.

I can't believe it. My birthday is here! I've turned 22.

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Beerman8299 Beerman8299 1 November 2020

Paul Revere vs. The Headless Horseman

Greetings heroes and happy Halloween! (sort of) I tried to get this out on Halloween but I'm just a few minutes late where I am at so it's already November 1st when I'm uploading this. Anyway, this is one of my oldest ideas for a rap battle. I actually made one a long time ago, but it sucked. So, I updated it within the last few days and surprisingly got it done by the day after Halloween.

Today's Halloween themed battle is between famed Revolutionary War icon and silversmith, Paul Revere, facing off against The Headless Horseman, a mythical figure that has been around since the Middle Ages, but is most commonly known from the Washington Irving story, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

Here is the beat I selected. The battle starts at the 0:3…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 31 October 2020

Happy Halloween!

Tonight, I'll watch the two Gremlins movie with my parents and earlier, I've enjoyed plenty of Halloween rap battles today. Also, Happy Halloween!

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 30 October 2020

My birthday is coming next week.....

Hey everyone. How are your days so far? Also, I would like to point out that my birthday's coming next week....plus next Saturday, I may get my own DeviantART account back (I'm on a search for role-playing partner it seems, but I've never meant anyone harm).

And this Halloween, me and my parents are about to watch Gremlins....

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Dark Cyan Dark Cyan 28 October 2020

Cyan Parodies 4. GreenToxic vs LemonCore (Biden vs Trump)

Yay! They now have their own name instead of 'Parody of Wach Parodies'!

The new editing page is ass cancer.

Yes this is parody number 4. The other three are on my user page. Shut up and enjoy. Oh, and Happy Halloween.

  • 1 LemonCore
  • 2 GreenToxic
  • 3 LemonCore
  • 4 GreenToxic

It's the Lemon back, taking the piss,

The Mack Daddy pac with the Racist Diss™

It’s no wonder Sooth slept on you

Your Jefferson objection; Boo fucking hoo

You think a prudish puritan will stop the slurry Furry’s traffic?

(Hah!) Fuck with me? Pornographic

Why don't you make it to Round 1, I'll be standing by,

We'll see how tough you are against a Semi-Fi! (Uh!)

I'll shoot a hole through your whole Country,

Bigger than the one I blew through Metalfire’s c***. Si!

Then I go and say whatever I want!

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Anonymous ERB Fan Anonymous ERB Fan 28 October 2020

Epic Rap Battles of Everything - Dale Earnhardt vs Dennis Anderson

Welcome to the first battle of Epic Rap Battles of Everything!

This first battle will be between NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt and Monster Jam legend Dennis Anderson.

(Also, this is my first rap battle, so it will improve)






[Dale Earnhardt]:

NASCAR's never seen a better driver than me

But you? Ha! You couldn't even beat Lee!

I'm Dale Earnhardt! Motorsports legend!

Taking on an old man who cant even get second

I'll break your arm again, just like the elevator

And beat you so bad you'll need to call Tow Mater!

Your little girl Krysten, she didn't amount to nothing!

I've lost more than you've beaten Maximum Destruction!

I mean come on! You've never had the skill to amaze

This battle's…

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GabrielolXP GabrielolXP 28 October 2020

Wednesday Addams vs Tomie Kawakami. Epic Rap Gabriel of History

Happy early Halloween, fuckers. Been in a shit hole since 2019, 2020 is a dumpster fire, 2021 will be the year of nuclear war. God is dead and we have killed them. Anyway, during quarantine I began to watch movies I never thought I would watch or even care, The Addams Family is one of them. I felt a nostalgia I never had, wholesome characters and hilarious jokes. And with Wednesday being my favourite character from the series (besides Uncle Fester), I'd figure a battle using her would be hella interesting. I present to y'all: Wednesday Addams, the daughter of the Addams family, versus Tomie Kawakami, the title antagonist of horror mangaka mastermind, Ito Junji's, Tomie. Enjoy.

(Note: Tomie is in skin color, her tumour is in orange, Wednesday is …

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The Flatwoods Monster The Flatwoods Monster 28 October 2020

Helena vs. Mileena: Round 2

Project LEDA’s Ukranian killer clone turned beloved sestra from the BBC TV show Orphan Black, Helena enters the ring of kombat with the snake-tongued, half-Edenian, half-Tarkatan daughter of Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat, Mileena, to see who’s the fiercer rouge clone sister not above killing their prototypes.

this battle was suggested by neo. it says 'round 2' bc i did this once before, just didnt post it on here. new wiki format sucks so this blog might look fucky.

go read gabriel's battle (https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:GabrielolXP/Wednesday_Addams_vs_Tomie_Kawakami._Epic_Rap_Gabriel_of_History)

  • 1 Color Key
  • 2 The Battle
  • 3 Outro
  • 4 Rap Meanings

Mileena in light pink

Helena in swamp green

Think you’ve got what it takes to tango? Your k…

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CaptainSham13 CaptainSham13 28 October 2020

Bill CIpher vs Slender Man - Ass Scuffle Series

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, alpha gamers and beta cucks, welcome to Ass Scuffle Series Wave 2! (*cue applause*)

Also, Happy Early Halloween.

Today we have the triangular demon and Freddy Krueger wannabe, Bill Cipher, vs the man Baldi once referred to as Slim Shady, Slenderman.

I have included the original fast Trump vs Biden beat bc it slaps.

Without further ado, let’s get going.






Actual Beat:


-When the static fills your screen and drives you deeper into madness

-The flattest fool who’s ever faced me will vanish into the blackness

-It’s the White King, I’m frightening, scaring the net worse than Ajit Pai

-When I drop bars they won’t fall on deaf ears or on Blind Eyes

-I’ll erase …

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Beerman8299 Beerman8299 28 October 2020

October 2020 Update

Greetings heroes!

I thought I had mentioned this in a previous blog post but I couldn't find it anywhere, so I guess I didn't. Anyway, I have another Halloween battle planned. However, I completely forgot that I had one planned until about half an hour ago. The good news is: it's already partially complete since I started writing it a long time ago. The bad news is: it needs a lot of fixing up since this is an older battle and probably one of the first ones that I ever wrote (back when my writing skills were horrible) But, since this battle is back on my radar, I will do my best to get this out by Halloween. At the latest it will come out by the next scary day, the election. I was also hoping to release my own version of Trump vs. B…

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Mortal5075 Mortal5075 27 October 2020

Joeaikman vs LemonCore - The Ninth Official Wiki Tournament Bonus Battle







Mortal: do yall care enough to do commentary for joe vs lemon?

I guess not

I certainly am too sad

Rae: hey lois remember the time wikia was actually a cool website

Mortal: I dont

Pads: I dooooooo

Mortal: Paddy time

Pads: :joebidenwhenheseesayounggirl:

Fuck you fandom

Here's The Beat

I'm sorry it had to be this way. Joe and Lemon tried really hard and so did everyone else. Lets be happy for each other. I have just edited this blog with the new system and it sucks, that's all.



It’s a lemon vs a limey, but your citric spit’s shit, bitch.

Toughest first round match, but I completely bodied Mit, bitch.

Laura came swinging, now she’s slitting her own wrists, bitch.

Gave out a mercy win last time, but won…

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XXanax XXanax 26 October 2020

Donald Trump vs Joe Biden: Who Won?


  • +3 for killer lines
  • +2 for good lines
  • +1 for decent lines
  • –1 for self-attacks or otherwise horrible lines

  • 1 Donald Trump
  • 2 Joe Biden
  • 3 Donald Trump
  • 4 Joe Biden
  • 5 Conclusion

It's the DJT, gettin' it on,

The Teflon Don on the White House lawn!

(+1 Donald kicks off the battle by introducing himself with an okay flow.)

Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term.

(+1 He continues by boasting. While not a very clever attack line, confidence is always a good thing entering into battle.)

Your campaign's like your family: crash and burn!

(+2 Oof. Donald goes straight to the deep end. This is a very nasty line. Since starting off with your darkest material is always risky, you need to give him some credit for being able to pull it off relatively well.)

Think looting …

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ZIAO1990 ZIAO1990 26 October 2020

M&T Rap Battles 70

M&T Rap Battles 70 is the seventy installment of M&T Rap Battles and the eleventh episode of Season 5. It is feature My Little Pony and Equestria Girls protagonist Princess Twilight Sparkle rapping against the wizard protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter.

  • 1 Cast 
  • 2 Lyrics
    • 2.1 Twilight Sparkle:
    • 2.2 Harry Potter:

2ZETTA as Harry Potter

Sweet Gum as Twilight Sparkle

[Note: Twilight Sparkle is in purple, Harry Potter is in burgundy and Pinkie Pie is in dark pink

It's the TS, gettin' it on,

The Full Metal Jacket on the Ponywille lawn!

Against young wimps like you, I'll win in durning.

Your rap's like your family: crash and burning!

Think looting and violence will keep the MLP movement quiet?

(Hah!) Resist me? This is a crazy riot!

Why don't you steel my Harmon…

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ZIAO1990 ZIAO1990 26 October 2020

Harry Potter

Harry Potter will battled Twilight Sparkle in M&T Rap Battles 70. He will be voiced by a Daniel Radcliff.

Harry Potter is a fictional character and the titular protagonist in J. K. Rowling's series of novels. The majority of the books' plot covers seven years in the life of the orphan Harry, who, on his eleventh birthday, learns he is a wizard. Thus, he attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to practice magic under the guidance of the kindly headmaster Albus Dumbledore and other school professors along with his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Harry also discovers that he is already famous throughout the novel's magical community, and that his fate is tied with that of Lord Voldemort – the internationally feared Dar…

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Wikidude135 Wikidude135 26 October 2020


Yep, i'm back! Didn't think i'd return like this, but ERB has officially returned with Donald Trump VS Joe Biden, so I have a reason to return. Anyways, I have a few updates I wanted to bring up. At least 3.

1: I will continue to do my own fanmade battles like I did a long time ago. I've gotten to work on my next one, featuring 2 indie game developers. But the rest is for you to wait for.

2: I'm doing another series of battles with a specific theme to it. I like to call it Dangan-rap battles of history. They're basically normal ERB, but each one is going to feature a Danganronpa character up against a charater with some correlation to who they are. For example, Kaede Akamatsu VS Beethoven could be a future battle. We'll just have to see. And…

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 25 October 2020

I'm one for friendship at DeviantART but.....

Ever since my suspension at DeviantART, I've been unable to respond to messages back at DeviantART. If I'm the one who gets suspended twice, then why's this guy still here?!


Honestly, the creator of this petition wants to stop Bart-Toons, so do me and my friends. Everyone's free to share it on any site.

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 24 October 2020

A little something for Vladimyr P......

Here is a little something for Vladimyr P. (one of my favorite rappers and creator of Sinister Rap Battles) for a early birthday gift....

A orange crystal-heart I've drawn and taken a picture of with a computer's camera with red spots. I'll upload it once I get back to DeviantART next month on the 7th.

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 22 October 2020

Does anyone want to speak with me at DeviantART on Nov 7?

Does anyone want to speak with me at DeviantART on November 7th? I'm up for making new friends online and if you want, you can look at my own account. 

If you want, you can make a DeviantART account there.

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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 22 October 2020

Who's with me?

I'm up for making new friends at DeviantART, but I appears I've been suspended from October 7th to November 8th when I was looking for role-playing partners (I never meant the community any harm) and I never intend my favorite RP subject (which I keep in notes or chat for good reason (concern for the public if the RP gets put out in theo pen)) to be bad and irrevelant. So, back at Facebook, I've sent my pals Alexmination98 and KawaiiWonder two petitions to help save DeviantART:


Fire-Heart is the one person who created …

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TCalderon TCalderon 21 October 2020

Explaining Where I've Been - The Future of Weeb Shit vs Anything

Hey. It's been a while, hasn't it?

No need to beat around the bush here; Weeb Shit vs Anything is on an indefinite hiatus. I've been kinda burnt out on writing rap battles in general for a while now, and with work being absolute hell (especially now that I have to be careful about anything and everything I decide to put my hands on), and just trying to keep a good mental state during the chaos that is the current year, it hasn't gotten easier. The punchlines just don't come to me like they used to, and I lose interest in certain matchups fairly quickly, I can't think of any interesting "twist" to put on the battles, etc. Seeing how other writers and artists in this community have handled their lyrics and songwriting, and then comparing them…

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Mortal5075 Mortal5075 20 October 2020

ERBofSmoshery vs ABunchofNumbers - The Ninth Official Wiki Rap Tournament Finale!!!


its here

Mr. Cool Dude: I'm just disappointed the winner of the tourney won't be a white man

Mortal: but he could be british! Mr. Cool Dude: True its either going to be me or Rae

Mortal: or Bran

Mr. Cool Dude: No he lost

Mortal: shame

Mr. Cool Dude: Don't look at me I voted for him

cherry: play Devil May Cry V

Mr. Cool D…

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Joshuakrasinski Joshuakrasinski 19 October 2020

Jacksepticeye vs jacksfilm

  • 1 Intro
  • 2 JSE
  • 3 JF
  • 4 DSE
  • 5 JF
  • 6 Outro

JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


top of the morning lassie my name's jacksepticeye,

and today i am gonna win this rap battle against some films guy,

i mean really your rarely known your comedy is lackluster at best,

when it comes to youtube videos you are a pest,

the luck of the irish is on my side and i don't even need a pot of gold,

cause when i make a video i break the mold,

your videos are failing nothing but videos outdated more then we are number one,

your popularity is fading you are done,

jacksfilms here putting this irishman in his shame,

your just jealous cause i get more fame,

all you do is gaming videos your as forgotten as tobuscus,

when it comes to rappin…

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SuperJoey0 SuperJoey0 16 October 2020

Donald Trump VS Joe Biden (WIP)

Since the battle between Trump and Biden is coming up, I decided to make my own battle. I made it unbiased, because of what happened in 2016, and, that's about it, let's start the battle!






Trump: As your president, it is my duty to keep America great

So, my supporters, let's set this sleepy old child sniffer straight!

Let's start off by naming all the accomplishments I've made in 4 years

I've built a beautiful wall and stopped ISIS in my entire career.

Now, let's see, what have you done, Sleepy Joe?

Oh, nothing but taking Amtrak and hanging on Epstein's island, so...

Anyway, do you know why my last name is Trump?

Well, it's because I'll trump you with my Trump card, you old dump!


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Club-Dreamiverse Club-Dreamiverse 15 October 2020

Josh's Rap Battles Remake: Pepsiman vs Kool Aid Man

Using Josh's rap battle for reference, here is a remake of Josh's battle involving two of the most popular drinks: Pepsi and Kool Aid, with their respective mascots, Pepsiman and Kool-Aid Man, facing off to see whose brand of drink is superior. And if you're reading this Josh, there are battles I can remake of, not remake all the time, so stop trying to ask me to recreate plenty of battles for you when there are others I can remake for you. I can't be your go-to poster guy either and let's just say homophobia is too much for me, hence why this remake of your battle has different disses on different actions.


Schwaa! Time to break the silence, 'cause this silver dude's 'bout to be re-thinkin'

'Bout the artificial ingredients and diabet…

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