My predictions for the rest of Season 7 and all of Season 8!
Hi everyone! It's me, BM44! I'm gonna say my predictions for ERB for the rest of Season 7 and all of Season 8.
Season 7:
- 91. Vincent Van Gogh vs Andy Warhol (with third party rapper Salvador Dali)
- 92. Tom Cruise vs Evel Knievel
- 93. Minecraft vs Fortnite
- 94. Dale Earnhardt vs Richard Petty (with 5 other rappers: Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Denny Hamlin, Joey Logano, and Fireball Roberts) (Finale)
Season 8 (Final Season):
- 95. Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Ronald Reagan
- 96. Betty White vs Bettie Page
- 97. Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi
- 98. Buddy Holly vs Chuck Berry
- 99. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven 2
- 100. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 3 (Series finale)
That's all my predictions for the last 10 battles of ERB. Enjoy!
Eminem vs Bill Clinton V2
- 1 BILL:
- 2 EMINEM:
- 3 BILL:
- 4 EMINEM:
- 5 SLIM SHADY:
- 6 KANYE WEST:
- 7 EVIL KANYE WEST:
- 8 KANYE WEST:
- 9 EVIL KANYE WEST:
- 10 KANYE WEST:
- 11 SLIM SHADY:
Yo it's Bill Clinton, 42nd president!
And I'm here fighting Marshall, boutta leave a fuckin presi-dent.
Just take one year of my life, and I've done more in it.
Than you have in your entire career you piece of fucking shit!
I'd rather get assassinated than listen to your collabs, so call me "Killshot".
Like God damn, maybe Dre is someone we should've forgot!
When it comes to presidents, i'm the GOAT
I’ll lyrically cut you in half like you did to your ex wife, Kim’s Throat!
You've changed so many albums over the years to your name.
But you never changed to become a better person, what a shame.
Huh? a serial cheater is messing wi…
Fanmade Rap Battle: u/supERBduper vs u/lifeofdean
I decided to do this rap battle idea, as I was inspired by some modmail drama between two Redditors on r/ERB regarding a "P. Diddy vs Epstein Battle". Not really, but I was inspired by a comment.
Connection? I've no idea! They just had an argument.
- 1 Cast as I've imagined
- 1.1 Cameos
- 2 Lyrics
- 3 Scrapped Lyrics
- 4 Rap Meanings
- 5 Trivia
- u/supERBduper as himself
- u/lifeofdean as himself
- Lloyd Ahlquist as Jeffery Epstein
- Scru Face Jean as P. Diddy
- Gary Anthony Williams as Bill Cosby
u/lifeofdean:
Take a look inside my sick and insane brain
Full stare might make you break your main frame
Okay, I'll go and spit my swan songs of ice and fire
Ask Middle East, like a bomb, I'm going fucking hard
I suggested my take of Puff vs Epstein
But the mods removed it cause they all mea…
Meatholl vs Amontgomery1432 - The Second Official ERB Wiki Compliment Tournament FINALS
Hello there (I watched the anniversary rerelease of Revenge of the Sith in theaters the other day, so now I have prequel memes on the brain lol)
how the FUCK does fandom work i genuinely forgot lmao
OKAY so yeah' y'all've been waiting on this for long enough and I don't want to make you wait too much longer. I just need to very quickly thank the sponsors of today's video, a demon I met in a forest last week:
His name is Xalzilont and he is offering the first 15 people who comment on this blog 71% off a season pass for the newly-released 10th circle of Hell. This new circle comes with fun attractions, such as being strapped to a spinning wheel and having daggers thrown directly into your pisshole by a little gremlin named Vemps that is also pr…
Mufasa vs Mario 64 Baby Penguin - A Rap Battle
People always be asking me where the next tourney battle is or where my verses in other projects are not realizing I'm busy writing true kino. You gotta make art before you make sketches or something.
I trust y'all to be smart enough to not have to explain the joke here.
As is rules for when I do "A Rap Battle" I have to do it all in one sitting and write the verses with no additional research, no looking for rhymes, no writing to a beat, everything has to be off the gourd. If it comes out shit then all the funnier.
Let's do this nerds.
a beat i didnt listen to it fully but it sounded funny put to this battle
- 1 Intro
- 2 Baby Penguin
- 3 Mufasa
- 4 Baby Penguin
- 5 Mufasa
A RAP BATTLE
MUFASA
VERSUS
THE BABY PENGUIN
BEGIN
Yo, reppin' Cool Cool Mountain you can look up…
The Masked Rapper Season 3 - Round 1 Results
ok gamers
wasnt that fun!! i sure hope you had fun. i had fun. who has been voted as the imposter and will be ejected??? the VOTES ARE: 5 Lobster 3 Toucan
are we serious here OKAY what a fun round of voting after all the votes have been tallied up it is the LOBSTER we will be saying goodbye to :(
but who is the lobster?? ooooo what a mystery who could it be
(imagine theres like a dramatic scene or something where the lobster removes the mask i can only do so much here)
IT'S VIVIAN!!!! (im going to link your youtube as opposed to the standard linking of the wiki page i think it makes more sense naturally)
i would like to give vivian a shoutout real quick the original lobster agreed to drop out quite a way into the competition and i asked vivian if…
The Masked Rapper Season 3 - Round 1
right on time. haha. ha.
WELCOME TO THE MASKED RAPPER SEASON 3!!! You should know how this works but here is a recap. you will be greeted with six verses around the rounds topic, and then vote for the one you find the least good. then the remaining six will move on to round 2 to start the same process with a different prompt. hopefully a little quicker!
the prompt for this round was WINTER. this is a beat to make reading smoother perhaps if you want.
have fun. enjoy. most of all, be kind.
===I’m cold to all this heat, the weather needs Invisalign
Winter is the winner, those other FUCKERS can go to bed
I get they’re called sweatpants, but, goddamn, it’s too much
Yellow snow because my piss looks like a school bus
The Bumblebee:===
Built like a snowman.…
im baaaaaack
im back nerds! ready to bring honor and dignity back to the Weenie nation. fuck the Big weenie he was a real asshole i'm taking over now as the one true lord of the weenies
lets go
Hey guys
We're pushing april and last blog post was in mid february so what's up 👍
Join rap battle discords they're awesome
Larry vs Squidward Tentacles
It's almost without fail that every time ERB makes a new battle, I end up with the desire to write one myself. Even rarer do I actually get around to doing the writing in question. But it actually happened this time. I have a huge amount of backlogged ideas lined up to do, so hopefully I can get around to actually writing more of them instead of just coming up with the ideas.
So. Let's get into this one.
The Normal type Gym Leader and Flying type Elite Four member of Paldea's Pokémon League, Larry, battling the grumpy, misanthropic tritagonist fast food cashier of SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles.
- 1 Lyrics
- 1.1 Larry
- 1.2 Squidward Tentacles
- 1.3 Larry
- 1.4 Squidward Tentacles
- 1.5 Larry
- 1.6 Squidward Tentacles
Hello. I'm Larry. Go ahead and take my orde…
Nora Valkyrie vs Sasha Blouse
Nora Valkyrie vs Sasha Blouse is the 4th installment of Matt's Fantasy Rap Battles. It features thunderous huntress of RWBY, Nora Valkyrie, rapping against Scout and potato girl, Sasha Blouse.
- 1 Lyrics
- 1.1 Sasha
- 1.2 Nora
- 1.3 Sasha
- 1.4 Nora
- 1.5 Ren
- 1.6 Nora
- 1.7 Ren
- 1.8 Nora
- 1.9 Ren
- 1.10 Nora
- 1.11 Ren
The crimson arrow’s shooting down like thunder
Against me, it’s huntress against hunter
I’m a top member of the Survey Corps
You couldn’t even top with a survey score
In Atlas, you did a really nice thing
You broke a field, ruined your body, then did nothing!
Lying in bed all day with no brain to rest
Your city’s in its Endgame, you're completely depressed!
Your sob story could’ve let the tears break
But your arc flopped harder than a pancake!
The quantity of my fans are common pot…
nigel farage vs. macklemore - originally gave this a really long title bc i thought itd be funny but this series is now anarchy rap battles ok thanks
hi originally i gave this blog a super long title that i thought was a bit funny where it was this bigass paragraph explaining my want to keep my battles under an actual series title which is anarchy rap battles which is like super basic and easy but also i dont want or need something crazy and clever just a shrimple little thing that helps categorise them together so now i will call them that if i can help being quirky which like maybe not
ermmm this matchup is a bit dumb and a bit silly but its basically right wing vs left wing an both guys are kind of funny and its like a pseudo-sequel to 6ix9ine vs rees-mogg but like i think a bit more fun in the characters and also they're both fun to make fun of a bit. Macklemore is at least a bit bas…
Vlad vs Drac Cropped
ok this is the last time before it stops being funny
- 1 Vlad the Impaler:
- 2 Count Dracula:
- 3 Vlad the Impaler:
- 4 Count Dracula:
Imagine forests of corpses
You call that a nightmare?
Vlad Dracula
Dipping my bread
Scorched the earth
I inspire fear
Step to the Turks
Put my foot on Ottomans
I save my stakes
I kill you with Olive
I butcher men
Put more meat on swords
Does this mic still work after that blah, blah, blah?
Check one... two... ah, ah, ah!
The flex of a rear-spearing princeling, can't vex me
'Cause I nibble necks and I make it look sexy
I'm Universally known for intrigue and desire
I shapeshift into mist and bone Winona Ryder
Slick hair, popped collar, and a damn nice cape
While you've got less taste than an Anne Rice cake
Your rhymes are empty, like I leave vas…
Anne vs Luz
Started writing this in 2021 LOL.
One last time and then I’ll fuck off forever,
The Good Witch, Luz the Human, takes the wrong portal to Amphibia and crosses the Hero of Wartwood, Anne, the Beast, in a battle of new-age Disney Channel cartoons of other worlds and magic.
No, Luz does not scale to the Collector.
- 1 Rappers and Cameos
- 2 Intro
- 3 Lyrics
- 3.1 Anne:
- 3.2 Luz:
- 3.3 Anne & Luz:
- 3.4 Anne:
- 3.5 Luz:
- 4 Outro
- 5 Rap Meanings
Anne in cyanne.
Luz in lilac.
Owlbert in orange.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
VS....
BEGIN!
WITCH HUNT! The jig’s up after I break the scandal:
Luz is built like a stick bug. She can’t carry a panel!
Enter the chick tough enough to kick butt sans a sandal,
To pick up your mantle. I put the ‘Anne’ in ‘Disney Channel!’
I roll with the cheer squad, you’re a loner …
Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros. but it's fucked up
Happy New Years this is the worst thing I've ever made I hope you hate it
This is Mario Bros vs Wright Bros except:
- Every noun in the Wright Bros' verse is replaced with an airplane term
- Every third line in the Wright Bros' verse is replaced with a quote from hit movie Airplane! (1980)
and:
- Every verb in the Mairo Bros' verse is replaced with either the word deny, delay, or depose
- Every line from Luigi (including Luigi and Mario rapping together) is replaced with a quote from Luigi Mangione
2024 vs 2025. Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy to Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy to Handlery
- 1 Announcer
- 2 Chris Tarrant:
- 3 Stephen Mulhern:
- 4 Chris Tarrant:
- 5 Stephen Mulhern:
- 6 Ant and Dec:
- 7 Bear Grylls:
- 8 Group:
- 9 Bradley Walsh:
- 10 Mark Labbett:
- 11 Anne Hegerty:
- 12 Jenny Ryan:
- 13 Darragh Ennis:
- 14 Paul Sinha:
- 15 Darragh Ennis:
- 16 Paul Sinha:
- 17 Shaun Wallace:
- 18 Bradley Walsh:
- 19 Graham Norton:
- 20 Announcer:
- 21 Jeremy Paxman:
- 22 Roger Tilling:
- 23 Amol Rajan:
- 24 Amol Rajan:
- 25 Victoria Coren Mitchell:
- 26 Noel Edmonds:
- 27 David Mitchell:
- 28 Bob Mortimer:
- 29 Lee Mack:
- 30 Alexander Armstrong:
- 31 Richard Osman:
- 32 Alexander Armstrong:
- 33 Richard Osman:
- 34 Alexander Armstrong:
- 35 Jimmy Carr:
- 36 Simon Cowell:
- 37 Gino D'Acampo:
- 38 Anne Robinson:
- 39 Gino D'Acampo:
- 40 Anne Robinson:
- 41 Ben Shephard:
- 42 Stephen Fry:
- 43 Alan Davies (he is also inside the machine and his buzzer sound is Ben Shepherd's entire verse):
- 44 Steph…
Bieber vs Beethoven Cropped
This was mortal's idea
- 1 Justin Bieber:
- 2 Beethoven:
- 3 Justin Bieber:
- 4 Beethoven:
Look what the cat dragged
Man it looks like Chewbacca
I'm the next Michael Jackson
Here's some Aspirin
Because my voice is incredible
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me
I can understand why
Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
Never say Never? You’ll never be forgetting
I’ve crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages
Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages
I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree
My name is Beethoven motherfucker Maybe you’ve heard of me?
Not the Saint Bernard Version, I’m the real O.G
You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!
I got…
Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris cropped
- 1 Abe Lincoln:
- 2 Chuck Norris:
- 3 Abe Lincoln:
- 4 Chuck Norris:
- 5 Poll
Four score and 65 years in the past,
I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whup your ass!
I've read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me, Chuck. How come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You're a washed-up has-been on TV selling Total Gyms,
And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon!
I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth.
I'll squash you like I squashed the South!
I never told a lie, and I won't start now.
You're a horse with a limp; I will put you down!
This isn't Gettysburg, punk.
For I invented rap music.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle.
My raps will blow your mind.
I've got my face on the side of a mountai…
Wiki Jeopardy! 2
Originally recorded May 6, 2023.
FROM THE MY LITTLE PONY FANCLUB, BROUGHT TO YOU BY FREEDOM, THIS IS WIKI JEOPARDY!
Today's contestants are: the host of the Ninth tournament, Mortal!
The host of Tenth tournament, Paddy!
And the host of the Eleventh tournament, Rae!
Aaand my name is Amy Clover, host of the Eighth Tournament, and more importantly, Wiki Jeopardy! We had ourselves some fun some time ago, and now we’re back with an all new installment! I would like to commemorate our champion, Jake "Holzhauer" Maniac, who has retired with his perfect record. Instead, returning to the fight is Rae, who took the silver four years ago. Can she shut down the fresh-faced competition? We’ll find out soon.
Allow me to introduce our first round. Looking forward t…
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.165: Simon and Garfunkel vs Gilbert and Sullivan
The last ever battle.
Here we go!
Gilbert in this colour
Sullivan in this colour
Simon in this colour
Garfunkel in this colour
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
VS
GILBERT AND SULLIVAN
BEGIN!
Simon and Garfunkel
Hey! It’s the cat and mouse duo, known as Tom and Jerry in the past.
On this Wednesday morning, we both know which team is coming out last.
It may be 3am but we are the ones with bright eyes.
So let’s begin this battle before your boat capsizes.
We’ve been a tag team since elementary school, you two look like you escaped the zoo.
We would cut this battle short because we don’t know what these victorians are gonna spew.
We got 7 grammy awards, and sold over 100 million records worldwide.
We released hit after hit, we even have classics on the B…
Mortal5075 vs PaddyAnarchy 2. The 11th Official Wiki Rap Tournament Round 2 Bonus Battle.
you wanna do this intro pads?
not really no.
how come you never just wanna do anything its always me pulling you to do battles.
all of your battle ideas suck why cant we ever do something cool.
im just trying to do something nice with you why you gotta be such an ass?
the only thing thats ass is your writing if im being totally fucking honest with you.
dude half of your writing is like swear words and basic ass punches.
whats that? i can't hear you from all the way in the semi-finals.
you wanna battle, punk? Just in this tourney, right here, right now.
yeah do it maybe you can get 2 votes this time bitchhhhhhhhh.
maybe this time you'll also agree that you lost.
erm die.
prepare to perish, evil-doer.
The Beat is this too
Mortal5075:
You know it's getting …
making rap battle series
its your homie the big weenie here. gonna make an epic rap battle series soon first battle being written should be rad homeboys
have fun and have fun sex bitches
Worst blog ever part 2
Epic Rap Battles of History
Darth Vader
Versus
Adolf Hitler
Begin!
I am Adolf Hitler
Begin!
I am Adolf Hitler
Begin!
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader
Versus
Adolf Hitler
Begin!
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your Little known fact:
also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
and cape,
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
and cape,
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!
You have the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
And he…
Rebel Friend vs Bob-omb Buddy - Epic
I sure do love making battles that involve Star Wars characters and people named Bob lol
anyway HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is me once more with another Silly Thing for you to read and hopefully enjoy idk. This matchup is quite silly and funny, but I like it and I think it is also COOL as well as both of the aforementioned adjectives. Or are they verbs? I genuinely do not know tbh. For someone who spends most of their waking life writing, you'd think I'd know what words are at this point lol
But yeah hi hey hello, this is a battle between everybody's favorite Lego Star Wars character (which of course is Rebel Friend) and everybody's favorite Super Mario 64 character (which of course is Bob-omb Buddy). Idk why I did this one…
Robloxian Rap Battles 7: Guiding Light vs Sebastian Solace
This is (probably) discontinued. If not, you'll know it when you see it. But all things considered, it's likely over.
Going from a 2 month long wait for rrb 5 to only 2 days for this feels actually surreal
No more punctuation (unless it's for emphasis) because exclamation marks every 2 seconds is kinda goofy
There's actually more than 1 connection (said connection usually being highly stupid anyways so I'd go as far as to make it 0.5) here:
- From horror roguelite games where you walk through a bunch of doors
- One of the only characters from said games that help the player
- The other characters are pretty similar too (rush vs angler and whatnot)
- This isn't as much of a similarity as it is a relation but there are a lot of other people that compared t…
Robloxian Rap Battles 6: Barry Williams vs Cami
I'll make a thumbnail later (or never, who knows :trolleybus:)
Connection: War and uhhh (this is a fancy way of saying there are, in fact, no connections)
I WANTED to just post this while it WAS unfinished and then the idea WAS I WAS GONNA actually write it in real time in front of you guys, because
- Waiting for 2 months is objectively a bad thing
- I can receive feedback as I go (if anyone even sees this)
If you have to ask, before this point i was writing everything in windows notepad, anw lemme know if real time publicization of development on battles is a cool thing to do or if it's just fucking stupid (i'm using the past tense because for whatever i reason i suddenly locked in and instantly wrote the second half of the battle in like 1-2 hour…
Grand Admiral Thrawn vs Alexander the Great - Legendary Hip Hop Altercations Involving Nonsense
GREETINGS and SALUATIONS my friends. Did you hear the news? We remembered there was a tourney going on and decided the time was right to continue it. My battle against JK03 came out about a week ago now, Rae posted it because she's epic like that. This would normally be the part where I hold you at gunpoint and tell you to vote on it, but voting already ended and I was declared winner. My goal was to release this shortly after the tourney battle dropped, but, as you can see, that did not happen lol. Well, regardless, go read it anyway! JK did a very good job, it's a shame I had to put a bullet into the back of his head like that
But now I present you with a new FUCKING THING that I wrote! This one is between two masters of war strategy, one…
The Big Weenie Announcement
hey homies it's big weenie here. I would like to apologise for the actions of Mr. Weenie17 over the last few months. because of his behaviour, Mr.Weenie17 has been officially terminated from the Weenie Clan for life. he will never bother you again erb wiki and I promise that
pleasure to meet you all. let's be good homies and have fun. Weenies for Life! Minus Mr. Weenie.
Amontgomery1432 vs. JK03. The 11th Official Wiki Rap Tournament
Guess who's back. Back again.
Cherry's back. Tell... I dunno.
After a whole lot of delays for this and that, for which I apologize for my part on, we are finally here once more to have a match we have all been waiting for in the second round. Today we have none other than my good pal Cable, and my... I haven't actually talked to JK much but they seem like a pretty nice person so I will still call them my pal.
I don't really think you're too interested in listening to my preamble, I know a lot of you have been really wanting to see something from this tournament, some sort of life, and we finally have it. Maybe now Wachow will stop breathing down my neck like some sort of weirdo.
This in some ways might have come off as a "Pair the Spares" typ…
QWOP vs. The Dinosaur Game
its me hi im the problem its me
this is a rap battle i wrote over a particularly dull work shift so much like creeper vs doom shroom it was done for funsies over like a few hours while i was also doing other stuff (this means it is above all criticism thanks)
im sat in a hotel rn and i thought hrmmm may as well make a cover and actually post this thing rather than keep it rotting away in my notes app so like a couple weeks later WOW here it is a made the thing i hope you're all proud
did you know that the chrome dinosaur character is called "The Lonely T-Rex"? fun i think. he has no connection. cute. The guy from QWOP is called Qwop. a bit less fun really
connection is obvious i think they run and they are from teh internets and such i enjoy t…
This is the worst blog ever
Epic Rap Battles of History
John Lennon
Versus
Bill O'Reilly
Begin!
Help! You're making my ears bleed! You need a muzzle!
Why are You need a muzzle! Why are you pissed off all the time?
Didn't your mum give You need a muzzle! Why are you pissed off all the time?
Didn't your mum give you a muzzle! Why are you pissed off all the time?
Didn't your mum give you a cuddle? You're making my ears bleed! You need a muzzle!
Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
You're the time? Didn't your mum give you a cuddle? You're the type of History
John Lennon
Versus
Bill O'Reilly
Begin!
Help! You're making my ears bleed! You need a muzzle!
Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could…
BOB vs B.o.B vs BOB vs B.O.B. - Epic Rap Battles: The Animated Series
Google Chrome has shit the bed and prevented me from publishing this battle TWO TIMES now!!! Honestly thinking about not releasing this one and never releasing anything again and also throwing myself into a volcano at this point
I'm getting really tired of writing out this long-ass intro every time, so I'm just gonna fucking cut to the fucking chase i fucking guess before I have to fucking do it all again again lmao
FUCK YOU okay so everyone has read the iconic Shitpost Manifestation Royale battles that I'm usually in. We've all read them, they're the best thing that's ever happened on this website. When we're talking about potential new ones, we throw around the idea of a Jack Royale (a royale of people named Jack) (brilliant idea, I know) …
Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris
Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris is the 15th rap battle of Random Rap Battles. It pits former President Donald Trump against Vice President Kamala Harris. It was released on 30th October.
- 1 Lyrics
- 1.1 Donald Trump:
- 1.2 Kamala Harris:
- 1.3 Donald Trump:
- 1.4 Kamala Harris:
- 1.5 Donald Trump:
- 1.6 Kamala Harris:
- 1.7 JD Vance:
- 1.8 Tim Walz:
Just sent Biden out of the race using just my disses!
I skipped over Noem because I can already put down bitches!
Might have flip-flopped on vaccines but I’ll put an end to Kamalaria!
Think you're KaMala Goldspice? Your face is half of what’s Melania’s!
Like your buddy Wanda’s stepdad, I’m about to get abusive!
It’s no wonder you love Yellowjackets because your coach is useless!
I’m humiliating a Kam Girl like I will on Election Day!
Kamala…
Maxie vs The Once-ler
- 1 Disclaimer
- 2 Lyrics
- 2.1 Maxie:
- 2.2 The Once-ler:
- 2.3 Maxie:
- 2.4 The Once-ler:
- 2.5 Maxie:
- 2.6 Groudon:
- 2.7 The Once-ler:
- 3 End
Real talk: I don't know why I'm still making these on this incredibly dead website but I got the idea for this a few days ago and found it really funny and it was some little niche idea I wanted to work on.
I've been working a lot on my personal non-ERB writing and it's been going good. I've been getting a lot of planning out of the way, and I really hope I can get back to editing my novel before the year is over.
I feel like it's embarrassing to be still making these blogs, but at the end of the day if I find it fun then that's all that really matters on this earth I think. It's either that or be trapped with my own thoughts I guess…
Robloxian Rap Battles 5: Guest vs Bacon Hair
did you know? old roblox go boing boing yes? wo-
- 1 WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS TAKE ALMOST 2 MONTHS
- 2 the actual battle that you've probably been waiting for
- 2.1 Guest
- 2.2 Bacon Hair
- 2.3 Guest
- 2.4 Bacon Hair
- i wanted to make rrb 5 special for no reason (even though if i had a cool idea it probably would've been saved for multiples of 10 anyways)
- "doomspire might be fine"
- few weeks of trying to write for it (3 people for 1 team, of which there's 4 teams)
- "wait this is a pain in the ass and also just feels lame"
- eventually scrap the concept
- can't figure anything else out that's actually cool
- settle on this
- be lazy, occasionally write lyrics that i quickly grow dissatisfied with
- on october 24th, finally release this
there might also be a few details i'm forgettin…
Sniper vs Lee Harvey Oswalt - PaddyMortal Rap Battles
hi hello this is mortalHi this is abon. Should I give context I think I should give context I think JFK's assassination is kind of a wacky thing that happened in our history given all the conspiracies, only time would tell that we'd do a battle about it I think he deserved it for cheating on his wife personally anybody who hurts a woman must die, I wanted to do a joke battle that was like sniper vs oswald and the joke is the whole time he is denying it, and then I couldn't be bothered so I asked mortal to do it, and then I was like hm this idea isn't that funny really but I still wanted to write sniper tf2 so we made it but normal instead its the fightmarker effect of like might as well make it actually good now that we're here I think oswald …
The Masked Rapper Season 2 Week 4 Finals
AAAAAAND HERE ARE THE FINALES
FUCK YOU IM DOING THIS ONE 50 MINUTES EARLY
With a DEVASTATING SWEEP OF 6-0 IN THE FINALS, JESUS CHRSIT THE SPIDER, THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER CLIMBED UP THE WATERSPROUT, DOWN CAME THE VOTES AND KICKED THE SPIDER OUT. But no, it was a good verse that you sohuld be proud of...and by you I mean LOPEZ AKA OBAMABOT 3000. Your unorthodox approaches to the topics made you very memorable and you dserved to be a finalist.
But who deserved it even more is the Mouse aka...PADDY ANARCHY. YOU WERE GIVING THIS A LOT OF EFFORT AND I AM GLAD THAT THIS WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL THAT YOU CARED ABOUT AND IT RESULTED IN A VERY GOOD MASKED RAPPER THING. WOO HOO.
So yeah everyone had their own approach, did really good and I am really glad thi…
Zs'Skayr vs Beetlejuice
Oh.
Hey.
Yeah here we go.
Surprisingly the wait between battles wasn't nearly as long as last time, finally getting one out within the year since the last one. But funnily enough it did still end up being another holiday special, since I'm counting this as a Halloween special, even with how early this is to do one since it's not even October yet. Almost. Not quite. Anyway.
The DNA donor of Ghostfreak and High-Ecto Lord of the Anur System, Zs'Skayr, battling the titular antagonist of the 1988 horror comedy and 2024 sequel, Beetlejuice.
- 1 Lyrics
- 1.1 Zs'Skayr
- 1.2 Beetlejuice
- 1.3 Zs'Skayr
- 1.4 Beetlejuice
Showtime's no time for the pedophilic likes of you,
Forget the girl, your hair's the only thing you should groom!
High Ecto-Lord, I rule the entire Anur Syste…
The Masked Rapper Season 2 Finals
Well. It is finally here. The Masked Rapper Season 2 Finals. The winner takes all. And by all I mean maybe the privilege of hosting the next Masked Rapper if they feel like it. This time they are talking about themselves. So let's close this out and have a peek behind their masks. Both rappers have brought their own beats this time. I put it as a link on their name.
The Spider:
FUGH. "A 2 3 week hold up, what the hell??"
It's simple well, see now I have to write about myself.
Between crime, nightmares and war, my life I felt motivated writing about the least
Mortal set a fucking deadline dude. This means he wanted to see this more than Cable vs Meat
Between classes I sat back and drafted battles as a distraction
Cause it's either that or napping …
RRB Index
This is (probably) discontinued. If not, you'll know it when you see it. But all things considered, it's likely over.
Hey, why not? I've gotta make SOMETHING to break the wait a bit.
Thinking about it now, this probably won't be too useful (there can just be a table at the end of each battle), but I guess it could be for stuff such as coming from my userpage or just writing summaries for battles because it's kinda fun. Or you can guess what future matchups might be with the whole "Y? M???" thing.
Mario (Super Mario Brothers 64) vs Link (Ocarina of Time!!) rap batt
HIIIIIIIIIIII HEY HI HELLOOOOO HELLO EVERYONGE
I watched a lovely' "Rap Batle" featuring these two icons of gaming legend and simply got inspired to write my own lyrics because this matchup is so awesome and swagsauce and also
this is the beat (hey i've heard this before wow huh)
VS VS !!!!
https://soundcloud.com/evelutionbeats/beat-em-up
- 1 Mario:
- 2 Young Link:
- 3 Mario:
- 4 Adult Link:
- 5 The Great King of Evil Ganondorf:
It's-a long jump into next gen against a failed hero
Have this outcast on his nag packing back to Kakariko
You'll fold like ravioli, kid, like spaghetti you're-a limp
How do you expect to go HAM if you can't handle a pig?
Broke more ground than Dead Hands, this engine paved your way
Go and fetch Dampe for some help digging your own grave
Ask Na…
Stephen King vs Edgar Allen Poe but Poe keeps forgetting his next rhyme
this is still not funny why did i do it again
can't be assed to color code
Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary
I will joke this joker with a joke until he's weak and weary (ahh!)
But y'all don't hear me, Y'ALL DON'T HEAR ME
I'll forever be better, you're clearly not near me
Your books are not eerie and you're weak and weary!
You're an Abraham stroker, and Pennywise beat Joker
Your flow's okay, I got jokes jokes jokes, Joker! (oh snap)
I wrote them locked in a cave, while I sobbed in a cave
The Tell-Tale Heart beats soft in a cave, while this jerk just beats off in a cave!
King:
Oh, you wanna talk shop, you gothed-out fop?
Go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top
There's a melancholy alcoholic laughingstock
In the King's house, n…
Leon vs Buffy
A brand-new rap battle that isn't a shitpost or a food rap battle yay clap for me (I am a man in my mid-20's still writing rap battles on this godforsaken site. I wish for death every day).
Nothing to really say about this one it's pretty straight forward I think. Another battle between two characters I like that kinda makes sense if you don't think about it for too long. I spent the past two days writing this because I had nothing better to do and I had the day off but I also just wasted the entire day making this stupid fucking thing so I hope someone enjoys it because if they do then it still wouldn't have been worth it but I don't know it would still be kind of cool I guess. What else is there in life but whimsy and tomfoolery.
- 1 Lyri…
a review of WALMART VS TARGET by ERBParodies!!! hell yea
Did you know that if i posted the washington vs adams review 4 days earlier it would have been on the 10 year anniversary of this battle?? Isnt that cool. Hi hello people kept telling me to write a review of jack vs jack but idk honestly that battle isnt really that comically bad it ranges from boring at worst to surprisingly solid but who knows maybe one day leave a like and a comment if i should do .that
WALMART VS TARGET is one of the classic battles this is a real mans royale none of that baby shit this is a clash for the ages filled with awesome editing and incredible writing it is a defining battle for the ages and i love it!!!!!!!
I want to make clear i am not doing this as like a “did can you believe this is so bad???” like yea it wa…
JMB Freddy vs Jason Rap Battle Remake - review
So I don't really care about JMB or Mr Jay overall as a channel I just had this battle stuck in my mind for years now and wasted to talk about it because I think it is not THAT BAD of a battle but the lines are still confusing enough to discuss. That's it really. Saw that other people were doing battle reviews so decided to jump in too.
Freddy:
I've been away from my children for far too long
So good things you have the brains and brawns of a man that died young
(The first line is really good at just having Freddy sound really creepy and sinister. The second is a pretty creative flip to say he might have the brains of a kid, however brawns? So he’s as strong as a child? He’s a huge ass muscly dude what are you talking about. Also I really don’…
Robloxian Rap Battles 4: Infected vs Griefer
Both talk similarly and are overall throwbacks to old roblox culture and like uhhh that's basically it (cringe)
Also first battle with an actual beat and not just words (it might only be occasional though unfortunately)
Also also typing quirks are abandoned here otherwise the battle would be legitimately unreadable
This is the beat (literally just the bubonic plant's theme) but if you mildly dislike that for whatever reason (too aggressive? idk) i guess this works too (literally just the normal griefer's theme)
- 1 Ro blox ian rap bat tles
- 1.1 Infected (0:08)
- 1.2 Griefer (0:24)
- 1.3 Infected (0:40)
- 1.4 Bubonic Plant (0:56)
- 2 Meanings
- 3 Trivia
Ok yeah i'm realizing how pointless a good portion of this format really is so let's just get to the battle
My patience …
Disney vs Miyamoto (ERBP Reboot) reviewticus
What an anomaly of a series. Imagine losing interest in your channel because you are an adult with responsibilities, only for a group of kids and Skitzy to hijack it, and fucking assume they can do your show better than you. Livid. From such an ambitious series only came two actual battles. There's the ERBPMini but like Who what huh. In the years since the reboot has been highly divisive. Among those with an opinion are some who consider the reboot to be superior to the original, and while yes this has more bells and whistles than the previous four seasons, the writing is probably just as vapid, if not moreso than the series it is meant to revitalize. WHile the earlier erbp seasons did suffer from their punchlines being simple or just con…
Ranking every finisher in ERB
I was bullied into this. Peer pressure is a powerful force.
um basically it's just everyone's last couplet there are a few exceptions like sometimes someone has two finishers because the battle gets messy and the last two lines are kind of not a finisher so i just take the last line of the last whole verse before that as well.. the literal first entry is like this ok well whatever it's my blog so suck shit.!
Before you continue it is mandatory to stream Timeater by Goode!!!!! Go tell them what a swell job they did with the EP immediately. in fact after you listen to it and come to read this blog, loop it again as the soundtrack to this blog.
(I would recommend clicking "hide" on the table of contents)
- 1 F-Tier
- 1.1 203.
- 1.2 202.
- 1.3 201.
- 1.4 200. (wow …