Sk**m and his awful takes
just pasting this here WeSker reacted to marx vs ford and please take a guess as to what the right-leaning transphobe thought of capitalism vs communismill clean this up later maybe prolly not
[4:32 AM]
you scream unite the twerkers
[4:32 AM]
free the ass slaves
[4:32 AM]
he says don't let people who don't know what they're talking about convince you otherwise
[4:33 AM]
2 minutes ago
[4:33 AM]
hey its me Skeem i had to research who Karl Marx was
[4:33 AM]
russia does not have a red flag you troglodyte
[4:34 AM]
okay so Skeem just watched the fucking video no way he predicted Marx having a long verse at the end after a series of short verses fuck off there was no precedent for that
hopez — Today at 4:36 AM astounded how Skeem has made several video…
Cheech and Chong vs. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Greetings heroes! After nearly 3 years I'm back with a brand new battle! With ERB's most recent battle between Henry Ford and Karl Marx I found inspiration to finish a battle that I have been secretly working on. When I thought of this matchup I said to myself, "This is gonna be hilarious." And honestly, I think it is. My insults in this battle don't go as hardcore as some of my past ones. I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. I even found a goofy little western sounding beat that I thought perfectly fit this matchup. This is my first successful team rap battle. The last time I tried to write one failed miserably. But now I realize you just write it like is a 1v1 and just assign different parts of the vers…
Weenie Rap Battles 3: Will Smith vs Chris Rock
It's another Weenie Rap Battle blah blah blah, no erb this week cause they don't listen to fans, blah, blah blah. So here's your battle: Will Smith and Chris Rock going at it like the Oscars. Enjoy.
- 1 Battle
- 2 Will Smith
- 3 Chris Rock
- 4 Will Smith
- 5 Chris Rock
WEENIE RAP BATTLES!
WILL SMITH
VS
CHRIS ROCK
BEGIN!
Yo, it's the Fresh Prince, here to claim the throne,
Versatile in Hollywood, my skills are well-known.
From Philly streets to the silver screen, I shine bright,
Chris Rock, you're funny, but I own this spotlight.
I'm the "Men in Black," keeping aliens in check,
Big box office hits, yeah, I cash the check.
Your jokes are good, but in this lyrical fight,
I'll show you real skill with words that ignite.
You're "The Fresh Prince," but I'm the comic king,
My punc…
Polls?
What the fuck, a blog?
So what do you guys think about deleting the polls and their pages? They got murdered a while ago. Do we want to keep them as a tradition?
There is a poll below that you can't see because they don't work anymore.
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.147: Saddam Hussein vs Colonel Gaddafi
.#Roadto150
Here we go!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SADDAM HUSSEIN
VS
COLONEL GADDAFI
BEGIN!
Colonel Gaddafi
I’m the popular revolutionist. Colonel Gaddafi is my name.
I’m the Libyan dictator that is about to make this wacky Iraqi feel pain.
So prepare to get burned as I spit fire from this monologue.
‘Cause I got a 5 point plan to put down this stray dog.
First, I get rid of all the laws that a normal rap battle must follow.
I’m an unexpected fashion icon Saddam, now that's a bitter pill for you to swallow.
So I’m about to take you down faster than the planes I took down from the sky.
This will be the 2nd trial of Saddam Hussein, but you won’t get a chance to testify.
I’m the man with the golden gun and a key to match, who's backed by the black p. stones…
a review of george washington vs john adams or something.
George Washington vs John Adams was a rap battle posted 10 years ago by HarryPotter2875. You can find it here. is it worth taking shots at such an old fanmade?? probably not!! but i was told to and i have a weird fixation on US presidents so this battle annoys me. I formatted it really nicely in a 26 page(!) google doc but that all got fucked up so oh well. this was written in like three stages over like a year. i was drunk for most of it and felt compelled to finish it. ummmmmm yea who even cares honestly
George Washington
I cannot tell a lie, and I’m gonna beat you to death
(Honestly, I respect the boldness to open up by threatening to murder your opponent in such a blatant and violent manner. Very first line of the battle. I’m gonna beat …
How to be a Weenie
Hello guys. today I am gonna teach you how to be a Weenie like me, Mr. Weenie.
Step 1) Don't be a meanie. Being mean is not fun. Be a Weenie instead.
Step 2) Pee your pants.
You'll be a Weenie in no time with these steps. Weenies for life.
Luz Noceda Vs. Korvo
Totally Accurate Rap Battle Simulator!
Luz Noceda
Vs.
Korvo
- 1 Luz Verse 1
- 2 Korvo Verse 1
- 3 Luz Verse 2
- 4 Korvo Verse 2
- 5 Who Won, Who’s Next?
Alright guys, I gotta go,
From saving witches to fighting alien Belos.
Yet, I really have to know,
What's so threatening about Korvo?
Used to be a genius on his home planet,
Then it blew up, left him almost stranded,
Team leader, yet his team can’t focus to his rambling,
So he’s pretty much stuck and it’s driving him to insanity.
Like my raps, I summon fire, but I can’t summon caring,
Cause lord knows you need it for your love for Terry.
Even in hard times,
I keep calm on my stride,
Yet you lose your head all the time,
Like the living embodiment of debates online!
Ugh, Terry, who’s this Disney Harry Potter?
I’m sick of Disney C…
Ranking every hat bar in ERB
I'm the harlequin of hat
16. How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?
It is filler and also is barely a hat line I think I’m cheating by even including it
15. I’ll smack that warmongering head out of your to-go box hat
Like I suppose your head is the thing that thinks but I don’t like “warmongering head” like whatever man. The to-go box joke is definitely racist.
14. You’ve got a bucket on your head and a Fu Manchu
Accusing a Mongol emperor of representing a racialised trope that he predates is really fucked but also Lloyd Whiteman is playing said Mongol emperor so we don’t expect great things from this battle. That’s not really relevant to the hat part but um my decision is final.
13. You might be the King, but a clown wears the crown
This is mo…
How is Thanksgiving for each of you?
Hey everyone. How is Thanksgiving for each of you so far? Today, I cleaned out the kitty litter and fed the lizards. It's what I do every day. I also make coffee for my mother thanks to my brother's wife showing me how to make coffee.
Eastern Crewmates vs. Western Crewmates
sorry theres another one i made
the map they are playing on is polus
socrates is BLUE voltaire is YELLOW nietzsche is RED confucius is PURPLE sun tzu is ORANGE lao tzu is GREEN
sorry again
I’m starting this emergency meeting to start some pandemonium
The mad chadfly, finding the imposter’s my intention
and me, the hench frenchmen
And the logic! Where was the body found? It’s imminent. We’re better crewmates, Better sleuths, To find the imposter and make sure they’re ejected
I was in the That’s like the main rule like come on dude just be quiet
And I was in security so I can verify his whereabouts
I’m bored!!! So which of you was it… Oh I’ll give an alibi, so just try and rememberer
You need to take a look at the facts I’m giving
I was in specimens, but I don’…
Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Horrible - Ass Scuffle Series
Well, well, well. Look who's back. It's your boy.
I don't even really know why I'm posting again but hey maybe this place can stay on life support a little longer because of it.
Beat:
Dr. Eggman:
-I've come to make an announcement: This win is mine from the offset
-Why is Doogie Howser the dentist stepping to Doc Robotnik
-I'm a master of mechanics, your backfire-arms are sad to see
-Best scramble for cover from my bars, cause you ain't cracking me!
-Anarchy you run? You wish! My Empire's got an iron grip
-The status won't be quo until my lovely grin's the face of it
-Pathetic bitch, not big enough to be a miniboss fight
-Couldn't get the girl you love no matter how much you stop time
-I'm causing chaos, make you lose control, that is, if you had it
-P…
Weenie Rap Battles 2: AVGN vs DSP
ok guys here's the next Weenie Rap Battle. It's the legendary Angry Video Game Nerd vs the King of Toxicity (Next to Mr. Swell Guy), DarksydePhil. now let's spit some epic weenie bars!
WEENIE RAP BATTLES!
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
VS
DARKSYDEPHIL!
BEGIN!
- 1 DSP
- 2 AVGN
- 3 DSP
- 4 AVGN
Yo, it's DSP, here to spit the truth,
I'm the livestream king, spitting fire in my booth,
AVGN, fuck you with your old-school tales,
'Cause when it comes to gaming, your skill always fails.
Hey, it's the fucking Nerd, here to set it straight,
Your gaming skills, man, they deflate,
You blame the games, but it's your diarrhea gameplay,
I'll school you hard, no delay, no leeway.
You're just a critic, stuck in the past,
I'm the streamer making bucks, having a blast,
Your rhymes are weak, like yo…
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.146: Inspector Clouseau vs Hercule Poirot
.#Roadto150
Here we go!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
VS
HERCULE POIROT
BEGIN!
Inspector Clouseau
I’m France’s greatest detective, it’s me, the chief Inspector Clouseau.
Gonna catch that pink panther much faster than a Roger Moore cameo.
I’m friends with Dick Tracy, Sherlock and Columbo, you can call us the big four.
You’re messing with the dude that fought in the French resistance during the 2nd world war.
Let me just rock the boat Poirot. Hold on ‘cause we don’t need you to be sick.
So listen to me sir or madam because I’m the master of slapstick.
You have an appointment with death Hercule, I heard your old ticker is out of sync.
I shall send you back to the mental asylum but I rather put you in the nick.
Hercule Poirot
Papa Poirot is on…
Jefferson vs. Douglass is based as hell, and, basically, you are fucking stupid
Hm….. blog time
Hello boys and boyettes this is not a rap battle but instead it is me talking about a rap battle!!! The rap battle in question is THOMAS JEFFERSON VS. FREDERICK DOUGLASS. This battle is far less controversial and divisive than it was when it first released however it is still seen as one of the ‘less good ones’ despite the fact it’s actually based as fuck and awesome as heck.
Hmmmmmmmmm but why is it based and awesome and also why do people dislike it hmmm this is why I'm writing blog because I've felt the need to defend this battle and explain why i really like it several times so I just think it’d be easier to just have everything written in one place and just have it all here so I don't need to go back and forth.
I feel lik…
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom Bonus Battle 2: SwedishFirey vs Erfiirfiirerefre
Swedishfirey vs Erfiirfiirerefre is the 2nd bonus battle in URBoF.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 2.1 Erfiirfiirerefre Tarantino:
- 2.2 Swedishfirey Burton:
- 2.3 Erfiirfiirerefre Tarantino:
- 2.4 Swedishfirey Burton:
- 3 Trivia
- 4 Sources
Swedishfirey as Himself
Erfiirfiirerefre as Himself
[Note: Changed or added lyrics to the original is in Italics.]
Is this the dad of the fandom that everybody hates on?
Whose career is based on: "It's just a phase, mom!"
This lame goth can't write for shit, so take notes, amigo!
'Cause I spit so sick, call me Tentin Euarantino!
Oh, you made the Corpse Bride? My Bride's makin corpses!
Exploding people's hearts like your brides did with divorces!
Like Django, I'm off the chain, you're a slave to Disney executives!
Directed hits for messed up kids and you've be…
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 8: Chaseroony vs Whirow
Chaseroony vs Whirow is the 8th installment of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom, It features roblox commentary youtuber Chaseroony against commentary youtuber Whirow.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 Continuity
Chaseroony as Himself
Whirow as Himself
yeah i said i need ideas cuz i have no ideas for lyrics...
- This battle was released on December 18th, a date shared with Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer and John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane.
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.145: Ra vs Gru
I had a strange idea and this is the result.
Here we go!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
RA
VS
GRU
BEGIN!
Ra
It’s the first pharaoh of ancient Egypt to face this strange competition.
Defeating the world's lamest super villain is my current ambition.
I’m the sun god that's the ruler of the sky, underworld as well as the Earth.
You're the 40 year old virgin with 3 girls, but none of them through normal birth.
Gru I heard you know a Giza who wanted to steal the moon.
Your ego is more inflated than one of your unicorn balloons.
I carried the sun across the sky and created all forms of life.
You hated Lucy at first but somehow she ended up as your wife.
Gru
It’s the most nefarious super villain, it's the rise of the despicable Gru.
The plan is quite simple, destroy …
Weenie Rap Battles 1: Mr. Weenie vs Barack Obama
welcome to the premiere of Weenie Rap Battles. In this epic rap battle, Barack Obama battles me! Bring it on, ex-president!
- 1 Battle
- 2 Barack Obama
- 3 Mr. Weenie
- 4 Barack Obama
- 5 Mr. Weenie
- 6 Barack Obama
- 7 Mr. Weenie
WEENIE RAP BATTLES!
MR. WEENIE
VS
BARACK OBAMA
BEGIN!
I'm the 44th President, the one they won't forget,
I led this nation through tough times, you can bet.
Mr. Weenie, you're a hot dog, just a sausage link,
I brought change to America, while you're just pink!
I may be small and pink, but I've got a lot to say,
You talk about change, but did it really come our way?
You promised hope and change, but did it truly deliver?
I'm just a hot dog, but I'm still a winner!
I tackled healthcare, and we made some progress, dude,
While you're just getting grilled, and…
Weenie Rap Battles!
New series coming called: Weenie Rap Battles! Prepare for the ultimate rap battle experience brought to you by the Weenie Clan!
First episode coming soon to Netflix, Disney+ and Hulu. exclusive content can be found on Weenie Plus, our exclusive streaming platoform. (you gotta pay for it. 1 dollar a sub)
Weenies for life!
Daft Punk vs DaftPina
WE'RE COOL ASS FUCKIN ROBOTS (YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
IN ROBOT SUITS THAT SO FUCKING GO HARD
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
OUR MUSIC IS BELOVED AROUND THE WORLD (WOOOOORRRRLLLD)
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WOOOOORLD (IT WAS IN RABBIDS UNLEASHED)
WE SHOULD FIGHT SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, YES!
YOU ARE FAR FUNKE-LESS (HE TRRRIIIIIEEEED)
hello.
it is i
daftpina
gesutres with hands*
wait that is me... d'oh
and this battle is o
ver. and you stole Robot Rock.
i am not turkey tom
i am also not Just Stop
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 7: LIMBO vs LockPickingLawyer
LIMBO vs LockPickingLawyer is the 7th installment and the start of the second half of S1 of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom. It features a now-humanized version of hardest memory level LIMBO up against the one who can lockpick all locks LockPickingLaywer.
- 1 Cast
- 1.1 Additional Credits
- 2 Lyrics
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 General
- 3.2 Continuity
- 4 Sources
Mindcap as LIMBO (voice only)
LockPickingLawyer as Himself
RiNi698 for the humanized LIMBO art
If i could come up with ideas, but hey you can help by commenting lyric suggestions!
- In the Navigation box for URBoF, The 1 in the header: Season 1 is a dark-ish purple, This was intended to foreshadow LIMBO's appearance the battle after FK vs FM.
- This battle was released on November 23th, A date shared with The Joker vs Pennywise.
…
My birthday was a blast.
I had a great birthday today.
I had TMNT Shredder's Revenge, Taito Milestones and Humongous Collection for my Switch and a LEGO Batmobile (2022).
For dinner, I had Pizza Ranch. The pizza here was tasty. Haven't been there in eight years...until now.
The resurrection of Mr. Weenie
I have returned and no more trolling. Let us be friends and have fun times on the wiki!
Weenies for life!
Jason Voorhees vs Shrek. epic ra
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4. Allow the dough to rise again for about 30-60 minutes.
5. Preheat the oven to 425°F (218°C). Score the top of the dough with a sharp knife and brush it with an egg wash or butter.
5 minutes or until the bread sounds hollow when tapped.
7. Let the bread cool before slicin…
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 6: Freshy Kanal vs Fightmarker
Freshy Kanal vs Fightmarker is the 6th and mid-season finale of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom, It features rap battle creator Freshy Kanal against another rap battle creator Fightmarker with sudden appearences of Smegmg, Eddiefrb and Rabi.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 General
- 3.2 Continuity
Freshy Kanal as himself
Fightmarker as himself
Smegmg as himself
Eddiefrb as himself
Rabi as himself
[Note: Freshy Kanal is in red, Fightmarker is in light blue, Smegmg is in orange, Eddiefrb is in purple and Rabi is in neon purple.]
if i get ideas anyways have one line from fm
Ah yes, Rap Battle's terminal illness about to get an ass beat,
- This is the first 5 person battle.
- This battle was released on October 25th, a date shared with Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula.
…
Tinky Winky vs Blue (media rap battles of fiction season 1 episode 5)
Happy Halloween and welcome back to the series for this battle we will put Tinky Winky from both teletubbies and Slendytubbies against blue from Rainbow friends.
the beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fGLUYM2zI
media rap battles of fiction
tinky winky
vs
blue
begin!
tinky winky: eh oh and welcome to tubby land you blue beast I’ll show you who’s the best horror game character.
It Was Good until you showed up that I almost had to Run Away, you may be the king but I was first bitch!
I’ll scream at you and take your items away and steal ideas like it’s roblox.
you don’t know how to scare like Freddy so you better be Ready.
blue: welcome to your field trip I’m the one hunting you in 4 different nights like Freddy.
I emerged from roblox you emerged fr…
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 5: 10 Hour Burst man vs Bon
10 Hour Burst Man vs Bon is the 5th installment of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom, It features new Halloween boss in Item Asylum 10 Hour Burst Man up against the main rabbit of The Showstoppers Bon the Rabbit.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 2.1 Prologue
- 2.2 10 Hour Burst Man
- 2.3 Epilogue
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 General
- 3.2 Continuity
EpicLLOYD & Dante Cimadamore as 10 Hour Burst Man (Body Actor & Voice Actor respectively)
Bravvyy as Bon the Rabbit
[Note: 10 Hour Burst Man is in black and Bon is in dark blue. Additional voices are in italics.]
This is a recording from 5/26/83, K9-Inhabitant 1 has escaped the facility and encountered the 10 hour burst man on an evening.
Who's this pathetic animatronic?
[Sudden Beep Sound]
JACK, ASHLEY, CHARLES, SUSAN, ROSEMARY, SOAPIE
[Beep Sound]
If you want to …
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 4: Eminem vs Silly Billy
Eminem vs Silly Billy is the fourth installment in URBoF, It features rap god (and memed in fan-made rap battles) Eminem up against amatuer rapper (and also memed in fan-made rap battles) Silly Billy.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 2.1 Eminem
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 Continuity
Eminem as himself
Nice Peter as Silly Billy
soon (if i come up with ideas)
- This battle was released on August 18th, A date shared with Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin.
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.144: Don Quixote vs Sir Lancelot
A battle that has nothing to do with Halloween.
Here we go!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DON QUIXOTE
VS
SIR LANCELOT
BEGIN!
Don Quixote
A founding father of western literature, helped cement the spanish language as we know it.
I only have one question to ask, who put this bravest knight up against this unnoble brit?
I served my nation Lance. My mission, to stop fierce giants before they attack.
You claim I’m stealing your chance at glory. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
You might have Arthur on your side but I’m inspired by the musketeer boys from france.
I can tell you suffer from madness Lance, all you do is prance around all day with a lance.
I acted out the impossible dream to show chivalry isn’t dead and to get off the breadline.
So surr…
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 3: Sam (Final Destination 5) vs Sam (Transformers)
Sam vs Sam is the third episode of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom, It features Final Destination 5 protagonist Sam Lawton up against Transformers protagonist Sam Witwicky.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 Continuity
Nicholas D'Agosto as Sam (FD)
Shia LaBeouf as Sam (T)
not yet
- This battle was released on July 13th, a date shared with George Carlin vs Richard Pryor.
Epic Death Battles of History. Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
[Intro]
Wiz: Welcome, Death Battle fans, to a battle of the intellectual titans! I'm Wiz, and he's Boomstick, and today we have an extraordinary matchup between two of the greatest minds in history. In one corner, we have the genius physicist, Albert Einstein!
Boomstick: And in the other corner, it's the brilliant theoretical physicist and cosmologist, Stephen Hawking! This is a battle of wits, knowledge, and pure brainpower!
Wiz: Let's start by discussing our contestants. Albert Einstein, known for his theory of relativity, reshaped our understanding of the universe. He's one of the most celebrated scientists in history.
Boomstick: That's right, Wiz! Einstein's famous equation, E=mc², changed the way we think about energy and matter. But can …
1 year without ERB
It's official. We've now gone a full year in this content drought, a full year without a new ERB rap battle. How dead would this wiki be without my chaotic revival? I sure hope they have something planned soon.
On a side note, it's so strange how most of the more recent online communities I've become a part of have ended up with a 1 year hiatus. I'm not kidding. I started playing YBA right before the update famine hit.
Sorry for ghosting you all. I have a lot of real world things to attend to.
Goodbye!
-Drumick
My birthday's coming next month and week!
Everyone...a announcement: after Halloween comes November. And next week and month on Saturday, my birthday is arriving.
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom Bonus Battle 1: Ghostbusters vs MythBusters Redux
Ghostbusters vs MythBusters Redux is a remake of Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters with different characters.
- 1 Cast
- 1.1 The Mythbusters
- 1.2 The Caretakers (The Ghostbusters)
- 1.3 Other
- 2 Lyrics
Myself as ItsColdPlayz (originally Jamie Hyneman)
Circubit as himself (originally Adam Savage)
Jianna J. as Mouse (originally Kari Byron)
GPS (and Tophat) as themselves (originally Grant Imahara)
Ian Woodside as Spraypaint (originally Tory Belleci)
Cube as himself (originally Peter Venkman)
Iris as himself (originally Ray Stantz)
Pentellow as herself (originally Winston Zeddemore)
Pyrare as himself (originally Egon Spengler)
Taylor Cu and EpicLLOYD as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (body actor and voice actor, respectively)
Cintagon as himself (cameo)
Satomi Hinatsu as Saw (came…
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom 2: Dakasch vs Popsicle
Dakasch vs Popsicle is the second episode of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom, It features BFDI Wiki User Dakasch up against BFDI Mini Delicious character Popsicle.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 2.1 Dakasch
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 Continuity
Nice Peter as Popsicle
Dakasch as Himself
[Note: Dakasch is Dark Blue and Popsicle is Light Blue.]
RAP BATTLE!
Popsicle
VS.
Dakasch
Begin!
(help i need ideas)
- This battle was released on June 14th, a date shared with Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates, James Bond vs Austin Powers and Ragnar Lodbrok vs Richard The Lionheart.
Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom (Originally Unlikely ERB Matchups)
Yep I am making the Unlikely Predictions a series! Naming it "Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom (URBoF)" Why you may ask why did I do this? Because I want to. If you are wondering if I will make the lyrics, It depends if I come up with ideas. You can help me with the lyrics by commenting on the post of the rap battle.
- 1 Seasons
- 2 Cast and Guests
- 2.1 Rappers
- 2.2 Cameos
- 3 Trivia
- 4 Navigation
- Nice Peter (2,4)
- EpicLLOYD (BB1, 5)
- Dante Cimadamore (5)
- Iris (88/1, BB1)
- Pentellow (88/1, BB1)
- Rival Race (88/1)
- Jienna J. (88/1, BB1)
- ItsColdPlayz/Myself (88/1, BB1)
- Dakasch (2)
- Ian Woodside (BB1)
- Cube (BB1)
- Pyrare (BB1)
- Lazlo T. (BB1)
- GPS (BB1)
- Circubit (BB1)
- Nicholas D'Agosto (3)
- Shia LaBeouf (3)
- Eminem (4)
- Bravvyy (5)
- Freshy Kanal (6)
- Fightmarker (6)
- Smegmg (6)
- Eddiefrb (6)
- Rabi (6)
- Mindc…
Epic Death Battles of History. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
[Intro]
Wiz: Welcome, Death Battle fans, to another exciting and unconventional matchup! I'm Wiz, and he's Boomstick, and today, we have a musical showdown for the ages! In one corner, we have the modern-day pop sensation, Justin Bieber!
Boomstick: And in the other corner, it's the legendary classical composer, Ludwig van Beethoven! It's a battle of musical genres and generations!
Wiz: Let's start by breaking down our contestants. Justin Bieber, known for his catchy tunes and global stardom, has a massive following of Beliebers and a repertoire of hit songs.
Boomstick: That's right, Wiz! Bieber's got the looks, the voice, and the dance moves to make millions of fans swoon. But can he hold his own in a Death Battle?
Wiz: On the other side, we ha…
Mario vs David Bowie - Epic Rap Battles of I Don't Fucking Know Anymore
why is the poster not showing up in preview mode what the fuck okay there we go everything is fine now
I'm movin different.
This shit ain't nothin to me, man, I'm a dog.
I'm bitin the fart bubbles in the bath.
We smokin symbiotes.
Smokin that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian Furburger Deluxe Mega Millions Scratcher Skunk Bubba Kush.
We smokin dung beetle.
I'm on 12 Vicodin smokin on Scooby-Doo dick.
anyway Hi yeah. Mario vs David Bowie, because Starman and also because Starman (i know that the Super Stars are just called Super Stars, but I've always called them Starmen and also the wiki lists Starmen as one of the alternative names so fuck you it counts). I like Mario, and I like David Bowie. So what better way to celebrate them than by making them …
Is everyone excited for Halloween?
Hey guys....is everyone excited for Halloween?
Also, my birthday's coming next month on the first Saturday of November.
10 years
well its finally come, 10 whole years on this wiki and i just want to say thanks to everyone who has made it amazing, i know i wasnt always a good boy but i have developed here and it has helped me in life.
I have done over 130 rap battles, most of them rubbish but they give me something to do and some of them i am proud of, some not so much, I really enjoyed collab with people back in the day, shame i havent done that since like season 2 or 3. but whatever.
ERB has come and gone and come and gone again, but thats okay, things cant last forever and when they do arrive they are special like a christmas gift you get your mom
well i dont really know what else to say, lets hope i stay around forever and become immortal. thank you for reading this…
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.143: Green Goblin vs The Wicked Witch of the West
.#Roadto150
Here we go!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
GREEN GOBLIN
VS
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
BEGIN!
Green Goblin
By the order of the Goblin, let this rap battle begin! So let me show what's in my bag of tricks.
My dark reign has just begun Elphaba! I'll start by dissing your fat ass on your rusty broomstick.
At the time of my first appearance, my identity remained a complete mystery.
But I stuck around and became one of the greatest comic book villains in history.
Born into a rich family, a master of chemistry. You're just another witch without a cat.
I’ll glide right through my lines before bringing the house down on this old snarl-spats.
I rip you up faster than a tornado from Kansas. You couldn’t handle the windy city.
Everyones forgotten about yo…
Epic Death Battles of History. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong Il
[Intro]
Wiz: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another electrifying episode of Death Battle! I'm Wiz, and he's Boomstick, and today we have a matchup that transcends the boundaries of reality! In one corner, we've got the legendary wrestling duo, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage!
Boomstick: And in the other corner, it's none other than the infamous, unpredictable, and former North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il! This battle promises to be explosive, folks!
Wiz: Let's kick things off by discussing our wrestling icons, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man. These two are titans in the squared circle, known for their incredible strength, charisma, and iconic finishing moves.
Boomstick: That's right, Wiz! Hulk Hogan's "Hulkamania" ran wild, and his leg drop w…
An unlikely ERB prediction
Iris & Pentellow vs Spraypaint & Mouse is the eighty-eighth or eighty-ninth episode of Epic Rap Battles of History, and will might be the sixth or seventh episode of Season 7. However recently I decided to make this the season 1 premiere of Unlikely Rap Battles on Fandom so I guess this counts as both the eighty-eight/eighty-nineth ERBoH and the first URBoF. This page is just a prediction so don't expect this to be a real battle yet, Just a concept.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Lyrics
- 3 Trivia
- 3.1 General
- 3.2 Continuity
Iris and Pentellow as Themselves
Rival Race as Spraypaint
Jianna J. as Mouse
Myself as ItsColdPlayz
Cube and Pyrare as Themselves (cameo)
Lazlo T. as Tophat (cameo)
Whoever voiced him in TNM as GPS (cameo)
[Note: Once I come up with ideas for the Lyrics, Iris will …
Peanut Butter & Jelly vs Grilled Cheese
- 1 Disclaimer
- 2 Lyrics
- 2.1 PB&J:
- 2.2 Grilled Cheese:
- 2.3 PB&J:
- 2.4 Grilled Cheese:
I saw God last night tweaking off of 10 Benadryl and a shot of NyQuil and he told me to make this rap battle. He said that He would forgive all of mankind's transgressions if these lyrics were created and like any humble prophet of the Lord would, I obliged.
[Note: PB&J is in purple, Grilled Cheese is in yellow]
It's peanut butter jelly time when rocking this beat
Cheese is stuck in a Jam because he's got no meat
You're a Great Depression baby, I'm a culinary science
You're made by soccer moms who can't work a kitchen appliance
People go nuts for me, but eating you isn't fair
If they can't tolerate the lactose from your dairy air!
You're no comfort food, you're a Croque-monsieur c…
EPIC RAP BATTLES No.142: Dennis the Menace vs Horrid Henry
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Here we go!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DENNIS THE MENACE
VS
HORRID HENRY
BEGIN!
Dennis the Menace
I’m the British bad boy with a slingshot in my back pocket.
The gnashional treasure that made sales of the Beano sky rocket.
I’m king Dennis, the ruler of the madhouse that is the menace dome.
I’ll stop you pulling pranks faster than I stopped my dad getting married to a gnome.
Let me quickly bring up Moody Margaret as you treated her like she was your ex.
You know you’re in trouble Henry, when your mom yells louder than a T-rex.
I’ll stamp out the kid who thinks the loudest laugh can come from a whoopee cushion fart.
Then take a gnash out of this wanna be rockstar, who’s more out of tune than Mozart.
You throw a tantrum over anything Henry, I ha…
Epic Death Battles of History. Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
[Intro]:
Wiz: Welcome to another thrilling episode of Death Battle! I'm Wiz, and he's Boomstick, and today we've got a matchup that's bound to be as controversial as it is explosive!
Boomstick: That's right, Wiz! We've got two iconic women from very different walks of life going head-to-head in a battle for survival! In one corner, we have the pop sensation, the queen of the charts, Lady Gaga!
Wiz: And in the other corner, the former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, known for her political career and time in the spotlight!
Boomstick: Both of these ladies are known for their strong personalities and unique talents, but today, we're gonna see who comes out on top in a no-holds-barred fight to the death!
Wiz: Let's start by breaking down Lady Gaga…
Keir Starmer vs Marmite - PaddyMortal Rap Battles
do you want to do the intro? I was fuckign showering.thats wassup.Like in scary movie.unbenowst to you I already started the intro a stenographer is typing all this down.I don't remember that bit of scary movie.its in the directors cut. ANYWAYS Starmer vs MarmiteI think this was done in like two hoursShit idea just awful. I wrote my bit in like 30 minutes on a whim like a month ago. I don't think you even intended on this becoming a battle you just decided to show what you wrote and I kind of jumped at the opportunity cause I weirdly liked it. Yeah because you're fucking weird.
The connection is a thing that everyone has very strong opinions on and a person who has no strong opinions on anything. its a funny idea man it was your idea.Shit idea…