Robin Hood vs William Tell --Epic Patts Battles of History
- 1 Before Note:
- 2 Battle:
- 2.1 Robin Hood:
- 2.2 William Tell:
- 2.3 Robin Hood:
- 2.4 William Tell:
Battle of the archers, William Tell and Robin Hood, begins. Who will be the better shooter?
Vote and comment if possible.
Oh, and if you have a suggestion for Season 2, put it in the comments. And thanks for reading.
Gather 'round, Merry Men! It's time for a story.
Of how William will lose, and it will be gory.
Go on, Bill. Tell us how you "shot" the apple.
Then find your life's a lie. Too much to grapple?
Much like your “assassination” you achieved.
Cuz’ you had to bow before the hat, you got peeved.
Listen here Tell, I’m the one archer around this town.
I’ll shoot you down, now get ready for the Showdown.
Does thou thinkest thy shall win this battle of archers?
It is I …
Epic RTP Battles of History News with Me... Again o.O
WASSUP BITCHEZ
My name is RespectthePixel35, or Carson, or Batsquid. A LOSER NEVER TELLS.
Anyway, as you should know, I am having a special schedule with my battles. Well, you know what?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT!!!
I've gotten COMPLETELY bored. So, I'm just gonna go back to the original "schedule" and make battles when I'm bored. I think that helps me write. :/
Well, that's all for now, BITCHEZ. See you likely tomorrow with Link vs The Doctor!
Legend of ERB Wiki Prologue
A long time ago, the peaceful land of ERB Wiki was filled with happy and kind users. It seemed that this was the second Utopia. But then came the Trolls. Lead by the ghastly Devil, the Troll Army destroyed almost everything in their paths. But there is still a portion of ERB Wiki that is not disturbed. The reason is because there are the Bureaucrats, the Admins, the Rollbacks, and the Users. The four forces, combined, stops the Trolls from coming any longer. And that is why, for now, ERB Wiki is safe..........
Epic Rap Battles of History: Blackadder vs Blackbeard
NicePeter as Edmund Blackadder.
??? as Blackbeard the Pirate
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!
BLACKBEARD
VS
EDMUND BLACKADDER!
BEGIN!
Diary (Parody of Poker Face) --Patts-odies
Mom, mom, mom, mom.
Mom, mom, mom, mom.
Mom, mom, mom, mom.
Mom, mom, mom, mom.
Mom, mom, mom, mom.
I write down how my day goes inside my diary.
Crushes, fights, drama. Everything that I see, Don’t read it.
Love and backstab, it’s all in a teenage girl’s life.
And when you read, you’ll run and grab a knife.
No, no, no!
It’s got all my dreams inside of it.
No, no, no!
It’s got all my dreams inside of it.
Don’t read my, Don’t read my
No, please don’t read my diary.
(She’s got all her dreams in it)
Don’t read my, Don’t read my
No, please don’t read my diary.
(She’s got all her dreams in it)
D-d-d-diary, d-d-d-diary.
(Mom, mom, mom, mom)
D-d-d-diary, d-d-d-diary.
(Mom, mom, mom, mom)
I wanna date Bobby, what a hot boy he is.
A little smooch is fine with me, don’t ne…
Epic RTP Battles of History 13-Aquaman vs Percy Jackson
Hello, everyone! I am RTP, back with another ERtPBoH! Today we have king of Atlantis, Aquaman, battling main protagonist of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Percy Jackson, to see who is the better water-powered hero.
- 1 Cast
- 2 The Battle
- 2.1 Percy Jackson:
- 2.2 Aquaman:
- 2.3 Percy Jackson:
- 2.4 Aquaman:
Anthony Padilla as Percy Jackson
Nice Peter as Aquaman
EpicLLOYD as Poseidon (cameo)
Beat Percy starts at 0:11
EPIC RTP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!
AQUAMAN!!!
VS!
PERCY JACKSON!!!!!!
BEGIN!!!!
Hey, Mermaid Man, come on and have a real fight,
Since you're swimming in the sea, I know you won't bight.
I'll chop off your head, and then feed it to the fish,
King Shark? Lagoon Boy? Even your characters are kiddish!
You're not a real hero, you failed your own league…
Rap Battle below
This is an entire battle between all of the wiki. comment your verses below.
BEGIN!
Welcome Back, Me!!!
Hey, gaiz! How are you all? I've been gone for about 3 weeks preparing for final exams. So I wanted to know if I've missed anything important on the Wiki. Comment below, admins! Don't spare the details, because I need to know everything. And I hate to let you go with just a few sentences, so here's this.
A Simple Poll
Okay guys, it's me, YouTubeKorea(a.k.a YTK)
I've been curious these days about my so-called 'friendship' with you guys.
I know I'm friends with some people from here, but I'm quite not sure.
So, here's a simple poll for you!
What do you guys think of me?
FUCK everybody else, I LOVEYA
You da BEST, MAN
You're a good guy
So-so
Ehh, you could be better
I don't like you
I hate you
FUCKKKK YOU, KOREAN BITCHHHHHHH
Troll Rap Battles. Episode 1 : Dick VS Vagina. By Meatholl
So, I decided to start a new series, COPYRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, in a theme which fits me perfectly, Trolling :D. It's basically a rap series but with horrible suggestions, the raps aren't good, but they'll make you laugh. Episode 1 is : DICK VS VAGINA. Because lolfuckyou that's why. So hope this makes you laugh, and remember, YOU ALL BELONG TO ME.
Lyrics :
EPIC FAP BATTLES OF TROLLERYYYY
DICK!
VS!
VAGINAAAA!
BEGIN!
Dick :
I'm about to go hard against this pussy bitch called V,
If we talk about reproductive organs, the superior one is me,
Watch me cum and pound your holes till I'm finished and done the deed,
Vagina, you're not hard but soft so just admit your defeat.
I'll call you a emo cause you're about to enjoy the pain that I'm giving,
My seasons gree…
Devil vs. Lerooy, Part II. Terrible Rap Battles Finale.
I am not so sad to say that I will be ending the Terrible Rap Battles of History series, at least for the season. I may or may not keep it, depending on feedback and whether I want to. To end these 5 battles, I decided to re-match an old classic.
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DEVILISHMIND
VERSUS!
LEROOYINATORRRRRRRRRRRRR!
BEGIN!
- 1 Lerooyinator
- 2 Devilishmind
- 3 Lerooy
- 4 Devilishmind
- 5 Super Mysterious
Everybody loves Leroooooy!
Because I'm easy to love! I'm Lerooy!
You're not even good! I beat you! You're probably a 11 year old Boy Scout!
Lerooy is cool! People beg for me to come on to chat!
Lerooy hates you! You make sockpuppets!
I'm Lerooy! Did you know that? Your name is Devil, mine is Lerooy!
Miss me? MEHEHEHEHEH!
People missed me! So I made another account…
iTunes Covers For Hire.
Hey guys, Shoop here. I am now making iTunes Covers for anyone who wants them. I know there have been blogs like this in the past, but I feel with all the Devil stuff going on lately, and everyone leaving/wanting to leave, we need something to take our minds off of it. If you already have a custom logo made my J1Coupe, I'll use that logo if you like. I'm not the best, but I would give my work a 7.5, and I need something to do, so add your requests in the comments below.
COMING SOON.
Epic RTP Battles of History News with RespectthePixel35
WAZZUP BITCHES???!!!!
My name is RespectthePixel35. I'm here to tell you that Epic RTP Battles of History 13 is coming along very nicely, and is being released... wait for it... TOMORROW. I'm getting VERY bored, so I decided to give you a news report, and a little taste of the battle coming. The beat for the new battle will be the instrumental of the newest Dis Raps For Hire! It will definitely be epic! There will also be an iTunes cover, thanks to Coupe! :D
Dyslexic adolescent, face my Fury of rhyme.
You're not a Hero, you're Lost, and it's your bedtime.
That's about it. I just decided to make this because I was bored. :/ I'll see you on chat today and I'll be here with an exciting battle tomorrow!
GLaDOS vs. SHODAN. Epic Rap Battles of Video Games Season 1 Finale.
Welcome to the Season Finale of Epic Rap Battles of Video Games! I have started this series back in Feburary, and I have FINALLY finished my Season 1!
In this tenth entry of fanmade rap battle, the Antagonist of Portal Series, GLaDOS, goes against the main villain of System Shock Series, SHODAN, in order to see who's better female A.I. villain! (Suggestion by Patts)
As usual, I hope you enjoy, and be sure to comment and vote. I always welcome your feedback.
Beat
- 1 Lyrics
- 1.1 SHODAN:
- 1.2 GLaDOS:
- 1.3 SHODAN:
- 1.4 GLaDOS:
- 2 Poll
- 3 Notes
- 4 Check Out Other Battles From Me!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
GLaDOS!
VS!
SHODAN!!
BEGIN!
(starts at 0:17)
My Analysis of historical data suggests that this is just a prelude.
97.43% of possibility that you will fall with a gratitud…
EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY 2
Street Fighting Ninja, Ibuki VS Edge, the Prince of Eblan
EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
IBUKI
VS
Edge
BEGIN!
Edge:
So how are you doing? Fighting grown men and girls with over-sized thighs?
Rapping against me? You already just chose your demise
You’re just an overly excited disgrace to ninjas, throwing Kunai, come on!
One swipe of my Murasame and you’ll be gone
So what are you going to do to me? Sneak off to an Ice Cream shack
You just want to be a normal teenager but personality, you lack
You’re just a female dog! All you do is beg,
so with that I’ll stick my Masamune between your legs
Ibuki:
I’m a disgrace? You’re just saying that ‘cause your parents are dead
You may be a master ninja but you aren’t a master in bed
The way you act, you make look wor…
The Finale --Epic Patts Battles of History
- 1 Before Note
- 2 Battle
- 2.1 Anton:
- 2.2 Brandon:
- 2.3 Anton:
- 2.4 Brandon:
- 2.5 Don:
- 2.6 Anton and Brandon:
What you are about to read is absolutely true. All of it. None is a lie, much like the cake. The cake's a lie... Enjoy.
Beat
Listen up, Mr. Sensitive, your reign is officially over.
Especially since you can’t get a girl, or even talk to her.
I have seen pedophiles have better luck than you.
Autumn has no feeling, why can’t you move on, dude.
Stop living in the shadows and start living your life.
Waste days away thinking how you’ll never get a wife.
But first, actually meet a girl will you? Come on.
Like that, you’re never gonna win again AceAnton.
Oh, stop it. You can’t get any more women than me.
Whenever you talk to them, they introduce their knee.
For the record,…
Charles Darwin vs. Ash Katchum
Epic Rap Battle Of History
Charles Darwin
Vs.
Ash Ketchum
Charles Darwin:
Prepare yourself son, a wild Darwin as appear
i'm not about to lose to this PokeQueer.
i'll kick your ass, from kanto to unova
even with your female companion, your never be love.
its true that religon hates my evolutions laws
but aleast misty didn't laugh at my pokeballs
i can see why charizard didn't listin to this ugly prick
after this battle, you won't return for generation six
Ash Ketchum:
ok Darwin, I Choose you to lose to the pokemon master
i can catch pokemon, all you do is make a religious disaster
you can't run from a trainer battle, you can't escape
i go hunt monster while you focus on Primeape
and plus your wrong, i'm definitely not gay
just ask misty, dawn or even may
you c…
EGRB 2
And here's another installment of EGRB in this rap battle we have DARYL DIXON,the redneck badass walker killer from the walking dead survival instinct game, vs, BILL OVERLECK, The 60 year old Vietnam war vet who after being retired for 25 years found what he wanted....an enemy, from the left 4 dead series, these 2 battle it out to see who is the better badass zombie killer. (P.s sorry about the * everywhere I just can't keep the lines in place with out them I'm still learning)
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eASkLF6q7yU rap starts at 0:17
EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES
DARYL DIXON
VS
.....BILL!
BEGIN
Daryl:
in both the game and TV show, I'm a fucking badass,
You wanted your apocalypse, to just let out your war wrath.
When ever there's a hoard of zombi…
Rap battle royal
10 lines and this is a Stalin VS Rasputin type, thingy
LakuitaBro01:
I'm the Hero of Time knockin' you back
Better watch out for my bomb and arrow combination attack
RTP you can shut the fuck up,
or you can just rap but that would be the wrong thing to do, yup
You rap like Super Mysterious! You claim you're good?!
You try to be good at rapping but you couldn't if you could
Lady Sylvannas Windrunner will be Windrunning your ass out of here,
either that or unconditional surrender, do I make myself clear?
Me and Link shall kill you where you stand 'cause we hate glitchs
Give our regards to hell, you sons of bitch!
RTP:
Listen buddy, it ain't funny that you're obsessed with Link.
I'll out-rap you faster than you can even think.
Lakuita gonna be a quitta', th…
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DEATH BATTLE!!!
Wassup homies! I am making another series, called "Epic Rap Battles of Death Battle." If you don't know what I'm basing this off of a Screw Attack series, DEATH BATTLE! So, these battles aren't really gonna be a secret, so here's the schedule.
SEASON 1 BATTLES
1. Boba Fett vs Samus Aran
2. Akuma vs Shang Tsung
3. Rouge vs Wonder Woman
4. Goomba vs Koopa
5. Haggar vs Zangief
6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Battle Royal
7. Zitz vs Leonardo
8. Yoshi vs Riptor
9. Felicia vs Taokaka
10. Kratos vs Spawn
11. Bomberman vs Dig Dug
12. Vegeta vs Shadow
13. Mario vs Sonic
14. Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black
15. Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter
16. Chun-Li vs Mai Shiranui
17. Starscream vs Rainbow Dash
18. Master Chief vs Doomguy
19. Wily vs Eggman
20. Zelda vs Peach
21. Th…
You Might Not See Me For A Few Days
What with the Devil incident, and there was what I think was a shooting outside my house (hopefully an asshole kid with a blank, or something, or a firework gun or something), I'm leaving for a few days. Sorry, but I am. I'll put a poll up below, but still...
I want you to do something for me. Comment below about how you truly think about me. Try not to be too harsh, but I want to know what you think of me.
Kev- You're my bro, and I hope you stay safe, and keep the wiki good. Good boy. :) See ya
Meat- Try to keep the rapes under 10 a day, and stick to human. Bye.
Shaun- I don't see you often, but yo my momma, so, see ya.
Loyg- Awesome uncle, keep being awesome. Bye.
Coupe- Other cool uncle, stay Whovian, see you soon.
BTTF - Uncle, stay a sci…
Bacon Number
People I need your help we need the highest Kevin Bacon Number if you don't know the degrees of bacon look it up still if you want to do it put on Google Bacon Number "Insert Name Here"
Harry Houdini = 4
EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY 1
Leader of the Forsaken, Lady Sylvannas Windrunner VS Ghetsis, Leader of Team Plasma
EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!
LADY SYLVANNAS WINDRUNNER
VS
GHETSIS
BEGIN!
Ghetsis:
What are you if affected by your curse?
You’re not a real fighter, “Banshee Queen”, where’s you purse?
I’m dark, cold-hearted, and cruel… you’re just mad at the Lich King
Seriously, I’ve seen better looks from that Abomination thing
You’re a sore little loser who burst out of the ground; I’m the real Shadow of Death
Whenever I see you I feel like I’m on meth,
I’m mean seriously, an undead tranny that’s a frickin’ elf!
You stepped up to the wrong plate so go fuck yourself
Windrunner:
You’ll be scared when my Val’kyr come and assist me
Running around Unova ralling people up to fight fo…
Farewell
So, I will be leaving the wiki for a few months. I look forward to coming back when there will be so many new users. It was fun being here, but I will come back :)
So, as Millard Fillmore would say, Godspeed.
The Grand Marshal's departure
I'm leaving the wiki for good, since I had a few problems dealing with Devil last night. If you wanna say goodbye to me comment. I might try and go back to the GFE Wiki if I can talk to YoshiWii1 and reason with him.
Shaun: I'm sorry for our argument, you were cool.
Sierra: I, I liked you a lot.
NightHawk: Keep on uhh ponying.
Tesla: You were cool.
Piet: You were my first enemy, I forgive you and will miss you the most.
Goodbye Wikians and continue the war.
Haters Gonna Hate- Official Song by YouTubeKorea
This is a song for people with complete all-natural EPICOSITY
So all you trolls and nerds, get the fuck out
The sun-shiny morning's officially over now
So creepy zombies and smelly vampires, come out
I will be the coolest kid on the street
Attention, everyone; all eyes on me
Come on, just acknowledge that you can't be cooler
But the Beatles told us to Let It Be
I already know that you may be somewhat annoyed by my presence
No, I don't care if it's your birthday; go buy yourself some presents
Don't try to out-swag me, cause I'm the king and you're the peasant
I'm sorry, but don't stretch your ego; here, Times for Kids says it!
Oh hey, dudes, didn't you hear the news?
You'd better watch out, Smile Fever is spreading
Hide your parents, your wife, your kids…
Rap Battle 17: Peashooter vs. Pikachu
This battle features a plant from the famous game, Plants Vs. Zombies, Peashooter vs. famous anime character from the anime series, Pokemon, Pikachu. Enjoy! :)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PEASHOOTER!
VS.
PIKACHU!
BEGIN!
Peashooter:
Yo, douchebag. Run out of pp to fight?
I've seen better damage than a Thunderbolt in a Conehead Zombie's bite!
You can make a wish that you'll end your misery now
Because with the support of the ecosystem, I'll whoop you ass to the crowd!
I'll keep firing peas at your dick until your balls swell up
Then you'll go crying to Ash Ketchum saying, "A Bellsprout beat me up!"
I'll be as sneaky as a Sneasel then I'll strike like my brothers
There's only one big icon and that's me and no other!
Pikachu:
Your rhyming reminds me of a 3rd…
Same here
After tonight, i don't know what we're going to do. It's obvious people were hiding shit from me, and could talk about problems with me to where it led to last night. I feel people were honsetly pretending to be my friend except a select few who know who they are. I am honsetly thinking if i need to not talk to you guys anymore as every month or so a big drama shit starts (Tennant Agrument with Coupe: Jan, Kicking Issue: Feb, Paro VS Sierra: May, Devil4 Incident: June) So just honestly tell me
I'm thinking of leaving
Hey guys, if you didn't read the title, I'm thinkin about leaving. With the Devil 4 shit, I might leave. So, if I do, here are mah goodbyes to mah friends.
Scraw: You were my ERB Wiki father and a good one at that. You had the balls to let me dance, playa. So, I'm going to miss you, Headmaster Scraw. You also got me cake, that is a lie.
Fire: You were my friend and a good one at that, I love you and we made the best pairing since SonicXsamus, so thank you, Firebro, GOOD BAI!
MrAwesome: YOU DA SHIT. You also gave me advice and you were a uncle to me, so, I'm gonna miss you! ;)
Meat: You shaped my into a true ERB Wiki user and you made NFL teams look like pieces of shet. So, chum, I'm gonna miss ya.
16: You were a bro who was there for me...that …
What shall I do?
Ok, I got done with ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 2 and I'm planning ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 3. So, what should I do for the main event for ERBWD 3? YOU DECIDE! So, vote and leave a comment below!
User blog:Laboratory Tuxedo/ERB WIKI DEATHMATCH 2
ERB Story: How the Rappers Know Each Other
So a lot of people wonder how the rappers of ERB all know each other. Well, I'm here to explain it all to you. It'll be a series.
One day, John Lennon was playing music alone at home. Suddenly he hit all of his guitar strings at once, causing a sonic boom that sucked him into a black hole that led to a time gap. A time gap is a location where all time is stopped and you are separated from time if you are in it. Simultaneously, Bill O'Reilly let out a massive scream of anger and passive rage, which brought him to the same universe. O'Reilly and Lennon engaged in a fistfight until Lennon's knee hit O'Reilly's balls, which brought forth Darth Vader. As Vader came, it was revealed that the time gap was really a moon of a planet in the Star Wars …
Showdown of the Fan Rappers
I'm not going to bother putting an "I ask" in the title, because it's a little different than the I ask. What you do is say who the best fanmade rapper is BESIDES ERB, and who the worst rapper is. Tally it up below, and then the most voted worst and the most voted best will be in a "Epic Fan Battle of History", which will be explained later. Let us start.
THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CANCELLED, BEE-YOTCH
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY! DragonsBlood23 VS LakuitaBro01
LakuitaBro01:
Oh who's there? It's the next Super Mysterious
You're about to feel my best 'cause now I'm furious
You sit there watching Avatar: The Last Airbender
Trying to spit fire on me; I'll burn you with your own embers
I'll open up a Plague of Froakies on you like Moses
I'll make your death sweet with candy and roses,
to be honest, I'll do that since I'm beating the shit outta you
You fought the Night and you lost, funny, we all knew
I'm Might and Morphin, all you do is suck each time you write a battle
Not surprising given the fact that as a kid you got beaten by a paddle
DragonsBlood23:
I may have won and lost some but slayed a devilish mind
I didn't do it just once Lakuita I did it around three times!
Just because your name is Lakuita doesn't m…
A Little something...
Remember how I said I'm going to make Tsukasa vs Deadlox? Well, here's a preview of the possible backgrounds:
Note: The Sound effects are randomly there for no reason...
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (RAP 9)
The George Washington of Sweden, Gusta Vasa VS George Washington, Leader of the American Revolution.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GUSTA VASA
VS
GEORGE WASHINGTON
BEGIN!
Vasa:
Give up Georgina, the worst you can do is chop down a Cherry Tree,
burning you more than that Forge in the Valley
You’re not a general, you’re a Successful Planter!
I’ll charge you over like an Antler
Washington:
You calling me a girl, Mr. Bad Temper
Ask Henry Brookes, you’re a bad actor
Your only great accomplishment was making Lutheranism the main religion
Better watch out ‘cause you’re going on a head-on collision.
Vasa:
My chance of winning is Mount Vernon high
I’m winning this, start saying your goodbyes
Your whole life is just a Braddock Disaster
You are my slave, I am your master
T…
Epic RTP Battles of History News with Socrates
WAZZUP BITCHES?
My name is Socrates. While I am studying, there are two things I like to read. A History On Quantic Physics, and Epic RTP Battles of History.
But there has been a delay, I'm sure you're aware of. And this time, we have actual HINTS.
- 1 Hints
- 2 Tourneys
- 2.1 Pixelated Rap Tourney:
- 2.2 Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tourney:
- 3 Personal News
- 4 Schedule
- 5 RTP vs YTK 3
- 6 Conclusion
1. Check the shield
2. There must be something in the ???
3. Unneeded really
4. No one half-cares
We still need round 2 to go on! We need:
Zeus (Left 4 speed) vs Doctor Who (PredatorFan)
Finn (NightHawk9001) vs Dragonborn (J1coupe)
Whoever volunteers to go first in their respective battle must make the blog on Rap Tourney Mania Wiki.
RTP has signed up for the SSBB Tourney as Luigi and G…
Epic Rap Battles of Wikistry: Dragonsblood vs Lerooyinator
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY!
DRAGONSBLODD
VS
LEROOYINATOR!!!!!
BEGIN!
Lerooy:
Welcome to your doom Mr Dragon.
Devil was right you are a real fagon.
Im here longer than you, go to hell!
And everyone will celebrate and ring the bells!
You're dealing with a Grand Marshal, not so wise!
You want to face me, why?
My Alliance troopers will slaughter your Dragons.
Banjo will tremble, and fall to my feet!
This is one Night Elf, you must beat!
Dragon: You may have been here longer but at least I didn't get banned!
I did fought Devil not once, not twice, but third was his last stand!
Just look at verses there like around 5-8 words without any bling,
You call me Mr. Dragon again and I shall swipe off your lich king!
I tell you Make Love, Not Warcraft and maybe you won'…
Epic Rap Battles of History: NicePeter vs EpicLLOYD
I decided to write my own version of the Season 1 finale, Peter Alexis Shukoff vs Lloyd Ahlquist. Well then, let's go.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Battle
- 3 Message From Da Author, Bi-Atch!
- 4 Poll
NicePeter as himself
EpicLLOYD as himself
MC Mr. Napkins as himself
Dante Cimadamore as himself
George Watsky as himself
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
NicePeter!
VS!
EpicLLOYD!!!
BEGIN!
Peter-
Cool raps, Ahlquist
Try messing with NicePeter you'll be so pissed
How many raps does it take
To turn a series into a union of hip-hop distaste
It's a disgrace what you what you did to the US people
I beat your ass when you played Hitler, so evil
You bring shame to London, or Texas
So bow to to Peter Alexis
You midget motherfucker, messed in the mind
We built a super series, but you paid the price
With the…
ERBNews with Waluigi
What's up Bitches my name is Waluigi
And im here for ERB Wiki NEWS!
Wiki news.
I've been hearing about a wiki game
Well SamisFusion will release that on ERB Chat tommorow at 7:30
ERB News
Waluigi does not wait for rap battles.I'm wondering where the fuck is the new rap battle
World news.
I mounted my steed and saw absoluty no shit around so the Mushroom Kingdom is
better than your shitty place
EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES 1
EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLE
ok guys this is my first rap related post on this wiki, i decided i have to do more things on this wiki so i made a rap series based on video games(i know J1coupe has one, i have no means of saying this is my own idea or competing with him)
Now today's battle is GLaDOS, the very intelligent GENETIC LIFEFORM and DISK OPERATING SYSTEMS/ robot from the Portal series.VS Clap Trap, a very unintelligent, clumbsy, Robot whose name means nothing from the Borderlands series. SO LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7OnHvNz9tU rap starts at 0:44
EPIC GAMING RAP BATTLES!!!
GLaDOS
VS
CLAP TRAP...
BEGIN!
GLaDOS:
Cake will be available at the conclusion of this rap,
But not for you as you fell into my Trap
You're useles…
Stupid Troll Battle of Wikia II
- 1 Cast:
- 2 Battle:
- 2.1 SM:
- 2.2 Tbone:
- 2.3 PenisCrusher9000:
- 2.4 ResonX:
- 2.5 Mr. Conducter:
- 2.6 Devil:
- 2.7 Dragon:
- 2.8 GWB III:
- 2.9 343:
- 2.10 HvL:
- 2.11 Creepybacon:
- 2.12 Paro:
Patts as SM
RTP as Tbone
Sierra as PENIS 9000
Scraw as RESONX
Coupe as Mr. Conductor
LabTux as Devil
Patts as Dragon
RTP as 343
Sierra as HvL
Scraw as GWB III
Coupe as Creepybacon
LabTux as Paro
Back again I see, to battle me.
You'll be left astounded by how this verse sounded. I
beat you bad last time, you want another blast?
Fine here. Have a taste of SM, for you're a waste.
I have to sensor everytime I curse, but you're worse.
You're just a Tbone, so watch your tone.
Again I beat this time... And I don't rhyme.
Come back to me again? You're stupid.
I'm gonna beat you like the one who plays me.
See wut I ded der? H…
CRAZY BATTLE in Chat
YouTubeKorea(11th Doctor)
Bow ties are cool
But your asses sure aren't
So don't even try to mess with the current Doctor
Face it, you're nothing but retards
Beauracrats and Admins?
I'm a Time Lord, BITCHES!!!
Stay in your worlds and don't come further
Cause I'm right now building a Rap Bridge
I fought Daleks and Cybermen
So this'll be easy, battling Internet nerds
Be careful when you try to diss me
Dudes, I have hot chicks and River Song-birds
I'll fly my TARDIS back to when Wikia started
Prevent it from being created
Now I'll be eating fish sticks and custard
I don't need to listen to your raps; I'm pretty sure they're all B-Graded
SierraStalker(Jenna Marbles):
The name's JennaMarbles, how the fuck are you?
Right now I'm really busy! I got a lot of shit to …
Stupid Troll Battle of Wikia
- 1 Cast:
- 2 Battle:
- 2.1 SM:
- 2.2 Tbone:
- 2.3 PenisCrusher9009:
- 2.4 Dragon:
- 2.5 Devil:
- 2.6 Hitler v. Limbaugh:
- 2.7 Paro:
- 2.8 Meat:
Patts as Super Mysterious
RTP as Tbone
Coupe as PenisCrusher9000
Scraw as Dragon
Labtux as Devil
Sierra as Hitler v. Limbaugh
YTK as Paro
Meat as Himself
It's time to easily Bone this f***ing Tbone.
You'll be a mysterious bone by Super Mysterious.
Go crying to CCW, after I crush you.
Knock you like dominoes, make ya go.
I'm the great SM, you're about to see your fate.
This will be the last time Tbone is heard, you turd.
I only 7 lines to kick you, and then live in heaven.
Listen up, SM, your victory's a Super Mystery.
But I'm so cool, I should be counted as history!
Go suck a dick, prick, you suck!
But I really just don't give a fuck!
But when you're cry…
The ERB Wiki in a YTK Perspective- Official Song
Wake up still sleepy and grumpy
Oh shit, it's nine in the morning
Gotta go to chat and meet my friends
And that was my stomach groaning
Tried to make myself fish sticks and custard
But by mistake I dipped the fish sticks in mustard
How the fuck am I gonna eat this crap?
Oh well, mustard is good for your health, as I just heard
So I go to ERB Wiki
Enter Chat, and my stomach's queasy
Then I chat and chat and chat for hours
But nobody gives a shit and I feel dizzy
Gotta get another badge
I don't know what I'm doing right now
But everybody knows that I'm just a guy from Korea
And I'm kinda busy right now, so see ya
Gotta make another edit
Can somebody please tell me what I'm doing
But everyone knows that I'm just a guy from Korea
And my hair's puffed up like Pri…
Medieval Wiki
Ye ho fellow wikians, Preddy the Peassy here. Thou shall push our asses back a thousand years when there were kings, barons, knights and peasants. If you are an admin you shall be made a king. If you are a baurecrat you shall be made a baron. If you are a chat mod you shall be made a knight. And if you are a regular user like me you will be made a peasant. Oh and unluckily if you're a WC you're an unknown hobo who will probably be killed soon. Comment with your king baron knight or peasant related name now!
- 1 Kings
- 2 Barons
- 3 Knights
- 4 Peasants
Preddy the Peassy
Dis Rap 2 : Tesla Man
Yup, another Dis Rap, this one is for a fellow user, my friend, Tesla Man, we've had kind of a sorta not really but yeah fight today, I lol'd, he blocked me for 2 hours, oh well, it's over. But I still have to get some revenge mothafuckas. And oh yeah, Tesla, don't delete this, this is just another rap in my series, no need to delete it, Four4 also makes these Dis Rap blogs, and everybody loves them, so let's be cool :).
Anyhow here it is mah niggas :
Tesla, think fast, dodge my rhyming balls I call revenge,
They'll hit you so hard, because my unneeded block I'll avenge.
You think it's funny don't you, banning people because you can,
Because you know everything about bans, don't ya, Mr.Tesla Ban.
Well Meatholl is here, to show this dickwad some …
Epic RTP Battles of History News with John Adams
- 1 What the Fuck Is New
- 2 Unfortunately...
- 3 Season 2
- 4 Pixelated Rap Tourney
- 4.1 Semi-Finals Match-ups:
- 5 That Wraps Things Up
WAZZUP BITCHEZ?!!! My name is John FUCKING Adams. No one knows my middle name, so I'm just going to say it is "FUCKING".
When I'm not making our country grand, I read my favorite fan-made ERBs, Epic RTP Battles of History. If you've never read any of it, you obviously don't check blogs. They're being made constantly! Anyway, yesterday, my homeboy RTP made 3 battles in one FUCKING day. Well, guess what? That will happen again!
We have some bad news. RTP is taking a quick break from the battles, and there will be a schedule. The next battle, #13, will be released June 7, 2013. The next battle will be released on June 13, and the n…
Major hint from ERB!!
hi everybody! Lasse here.
so. it's been over a month without ERB now and we miss it... ...but check this pic out from guess who!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/7149_382659058510015_1127896045_n.jpg
do whatever you can to see the names! :D
The Dane out.
Characters I Would Like on ERB
Hey everyone!I`ve just got a small list of People and Other Things i would sorta like on ERB.
- 1 Clark Griswald
- 2 Indiana Jones
- 3 Bill Nye
- 4 Kevin Flynn
- 5 The Stig
- 6 Mark "Frosty" Winterbottom
- 7 John Lassader
I`m a big fan of the movies.In case you`ve never heard of them,The National Lampoons Vacation Series stars Clark Griswald,A family farther who bottles up all his anger until the end where he goes insane played by Chevy Chase.
A famous explorer would be pretty cool.
Lots of people want him,So do i.Cuz SCIENE RULEZ!Bill-bill-bill-bill-bill-bill-billlllllllllll nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the science guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
The main star of Tron,Kevin would be a pretty cool raper.
I demonstrated him in a fanmade rap battle:Rainbow Dash vs The Stig.He would be c…