Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee
Mike Diva as Bruce Lee
Character information
Birth name	Lee Jun-fan (李振藩)
Nickname(s)	Bruce Lee The Dragon (李小龍) Mo Si Ting Little Phoenix Sai Fon Sai Fung
Born	November 27, 1940 San Francisco, California
Died	July 20, 1973 (aged 32) Kowloon Tong, Hong Kong, China
Physical description
Hair	Black
Eyes	Brown
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in	Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
Vs	Clint Eastwood
Release date	November 12, 2012
Official vote(s)	32%
Location(s)	The Pagoda

“

I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw! — Bruce Lee

”

Bruce Lee battled Clint Eastwood in Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. He was portrayed by Mike Diva, with Xin Wuku as Mike's stunt double.

Information on the rapper

Bruce Lee (born Lee Jun-fan; November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Chinese martial artist and actor. He was an icon in martial arts and was one of the most influential martial artists of all time. He appeared in many films, and taught numerous martial art classes, changing the way Asians were presented in American films. He is also the founder of the eclectic/hybrid system and philosophy of life Jeet Kune Do.

Lee was born in Chinatown, San Francisco on November 27, 1940 to parents from Hong Kong and was raised in Kowloon with his family until his late teens. He was introduced to the film industry by his father and appeared in several films as a child actor. Lee moved to the United States at the age of 18 to receive his higher education, at the University of Washington in Seattle. It was during this time that he began teaching martial arts. His Hong Kong and Hollywood-produced films elevated the traditional Hong Kong martial arts film to a new level of popularity and acclaim, sparking a surge of interest in Chinese martial arts in the West in the 1970s. The direction and tone of his films changed and influenced martial arts and martial arts films in the United States, Hong Kong and the rest of the world.

Lee became notable for several feature-length films, including The Big Boss and Fist of Fury; he also became well-known for a fight against Chuck Norris in the movie Way of the Dragon in 1972. A year later, after brain swelling caused by an allergic reaction to an aspirin he took, Lee died in Kowloon Tong on July 20, 1973 at the age of 32. His son, Brandon Lee, was killed by a gunshot wound during the filming of the movie, The Crow.

ERBoH Bio

Waa-taaa! My name is Bruce Lee. I am an actor, philosopher and above all, a martial artist. I was born in the Chinatown neighborhood of San Francisco and raised in Hong Kong. The streets of Hong Kong are rough like sandpaper, my friend, a certain number of confrontations with the local gangs are… unavoidable. The Wing Chun (Snake-Crane) style of martial arts revealed themselves to me through years of study, and eventually I created Jeet Kune Do (the Way of the Intercepting Fist). Keeee-yaaa! To brag is unbecoming but my physical fitness was unparalleled. I could land a punch in about 5/100ths of a second, do two fingered push ups using only one hand, and deliver a punch with explosive force from just an inch away from a target. As an actor, I made martial arts movies like The Big Boss, Fist of Fury, and Way of the Dragon that changed the way action movies were made and gave me a fame most potent. Of my many on-screen battles, the most epic was certainly with my own student, Chuck Norris. I died of mysterious circumstances in 1973 and it was either due to a family curse, a delayed reaction to a Dim Mak (death touch) strike received weeks earlier, or possibly maybe an allergic reaction to a painkiller with aspirin in it. Haaaa-waaa! Be like water, my friend.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw!

Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws!

How could you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw?

Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say, "Waaataaaw!"

Your movies, they bore us; they're slow as a tortoise.

I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris!

I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.

Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!

Verse 2:

I beat the good and the bad. You must be the ugly.

I would mess up your face, but your momma did it for me!

Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies.

You were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy!

A man who argues with people who aren't even there

Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!

Trivia

• Bruce Lee's yellow track suit comes from his unfinished movie, Game of Death.
• Bruce is the second character that required a stunt double, the first being Mr. Rogers.
• He is the third Oriental rapper to appear in the series, the first two being Kim Jong-il and Genghis Khan.
  • He is the first and only one of Season 2.
• He is the first/second actor to be portrayed as one of his characters (Billy Lo from Game of Death). The other three are Clint Eastwood (The Man With No Name from the Dollars trilogy), Natalie Portman (Padmé Amidala from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace) and Quentin Tarantino (Jimmie Dimmick from Pulp Fiction).

Gallery

Xin Wuku as Diva's stunt double