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| Donald Trump | |
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| Character information | |
| Birth name | Donald John Trump |
| Nickname(s) | DJT The Boss The Donald The Trumpster John Barron John Miller Donald Drumpf President Trump Mr. President Orange Man The Teflon Don |
| Born | June 14, 1946 (age 78) Queens, New York |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Blond |
| Eyes | Blue |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Donald Trump vs Joe Biden |
| Vs | Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: Ebenezer Scrooge Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton: Hillary Clinton Abe Lincoln Ronald Reagan (scrapped) Donald Trump vs Joe Biden: Joe Biden |
| Release date | Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: December 19, 2013 Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton: October 26, 2016 Donald Trump vs Joe Biden: October 24, 2020 |
| Official vote(s) | Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: 30% (Old poll from ERB Website) Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton: TBA Donald Trump vs Joe Biden: 22.4% (EpicLLOYD’s Twitter poll) |
| Location(s) | Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: Trump Tower Ebenezer Scrooge's mansion Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton: Washington University in St. Louis The "VS" screen Neoplasticism painting Disco stars pattern A black background with an American flag monument A sunset forest Donald Trump vs Joe Biden: A red map of the United States A wave |
| “ | It's the DJT, gettin' it on!
— Donald Trump
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Donald Trump battled Ebenezer Scrooge preceding J. P. Morgan, Kanye West, and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. He was portrayed by Nice Peter. He later battled Hillary Clinton and Abe Lincoln in Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton and battled Joe Biden in Donald Trump vs Joe Biden. On both occasions, he was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
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Biography
Donald John Trump, Sr. was born on June 14th, 1946, in Queens, New York. Urged by his father to start a career in real estate investment, Trump began his career from "a small loan of a million dollars" paid by his father, to whom he would pay back with interest. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son; in 1971, he was given control of the company and renamed it the Trump Organization. After relocating in Manhattan, he found great economic opportunity in the city, and became invested in large scale projects that would offer promising returns, for which he used attractive architectural design and became a notorious public figure. Rising as a real estate mogul, investor, author, and billionaire, Trump first made the Forbes list of wealthy people in 1982.
A member of the centrist Reform Party, Donald Trump sought a bid for the Presidency in the 2000 election, with talk show host Oprah Winfrey as his ideal running mate. After much infighting and scandal within the party, Trump withdrew his campaign after four months.
After the election, Trump rose to greater fame in the public eye as the host of NBC's The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice; a reality television program featuring businesspeople competing for a contract with Donald Trump, made famous by his elimination tagline "You're fired!"
After his unsuccessful campaign in 2000, as well as a long series of criticisms of incumbent Barack Obama, Trump expressed an interest in running as a Republican candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election before eventually endorsing nominee Mitt Romney.
On June 16th, 2015, Trump announced his candidacy for the 2016 election. Despite spending much of his campaign attacking more than a dozen Republican contenders, he handily won his party's nomination on a platform of aggressive populism, nationalism, and the promise of restoring an economy weakened by globalization.
On June 15th, 2016, Trump selected Indiana governor Mike Pence to be his running mate. On November 8th, Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the general election, despite losing the popular vote. He was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States on January 20th, 2017.
Presidency
Trump's term as President from 2017 to 2021 was fraught with contention and much controversy; in his first two years, his administration experienced extremely high turnover within its cabinet. Trump also reversed many of his predecessors' economic and foreign-policy decisions, made controversial appointments to the Supreme Court of the United States, and instituted protectionist trade and immigration policies with little oversight from Congress.
Trump's reputation was further tarnished by his downplaying of and response to the early days of the COVID-19 crisis, during which he often contradicted his established disease control team and later contracted the disease himself.
In 2019, Trump was impeached on charges of obstruction and abuse of power in attempting to withhold congressionally approved funding for Ukraine in return for an announcement of an investigation on 2020 Democratic candidate and former Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. On February 5th, 2020, Trump was acquitted on both charges in what was seen as a party-line vote, as there was not enough evidence to justify "high crimes and misdemeanors" as defined in the Constitution.
After an unsuccessful reelection campaign, Trump would lose the 2020 election to Joe Biden. Despite a massive voter turnout not in his favor, Trump refused to concede his loss, citing allegations of voter fraud.
On January 6, 2021, after investigations concluded that Biden was the legitimate victor, Trump called for a riot on the U.S. Capitol in an attempt to stop the count of votes. An estimated 2,000 people stormed the Capitol Building, where it was vandalized and looted. A gallows was erected outside of the Capitol, with rioters chanting to "Hang Mike Pence" in response to Pence conceding the election and not challenging the results. Five people were killed during the riot, including a Capitol Police officer. In the aftermath, Trump was banned by multiple social media platforms.
On January 13, 2021, Trump was again impeached on one charge of inciting insurrection for his role in the January 6 riot. He was acquitted on February 13 on the grounds that he was no longer in office.
Post-Presidency scandals and indictments
On August 8, 2022, Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence was searched by the FBI, who found that he had brought secret government documents to the residence after he had left office in violation of the Presidential Records Act.
In March 2023, Trump was indicted in New York on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records, for his role in a 2016 hush money case designed to cover up an extramarital affair with adult film star Stormy Daniels. He pleaded not guilty. Trump was later found guilty on all 34 counts, making him the first former President to be convicted of a crime.
In June 2023, Trump was again indicted by a federal grand jury in Miami on 31 counts of violating the Espionage Act, and one count each of making false statements, conspiracy to obstruct justice, withholding government documents, corruptly concealing records, and concealing a document in a federal investigation and scheming to conceal their efforts. He pleaded not guilty.
On August 1, 2023, Trump was indicted by a Washington D.C. grand jury for attempting to overturn the 2020 election. He was charged with conspiring to defraud the United States, obstructing the certification of the Electoral College vote, depriving voters of the civil right to have their votes counted, and obstructing an official proceeding. He pleaded not guilty.
Also in August 2023, Trump, as well as some of his allies, were indicted by a Fulton County, Georgia grand jury on 13 charges for attempting to tamper with the election outcome with that state. These charges included racketeering. Trump surrendered and was processed at the Fulton County jail, after which his mugshot went viral on social media. Trump pleaded not guilty.
2024 Election
On July 13, 2024, Trump survived an assassination attempt during one of his rallies in Butler, Pennsylvania. A twenty-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks shot Trump from afar, only for Crooks to be shot and killed by Secret Service moments later. Two days after, despite wearing a bandage on his right ear where it had been pierced by one of Crook's bullets and having 34 felonies to his name, Trump secured the 2024 Republican nomination at the Republican National Convention with Senator JD Vance of Ohio as his running mate.
Trump is now set to face Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 election, since Biden dropped out of the race before the Democratic National Convention.
Lyrics
Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:
Wake up, Scrooge! I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
On this lonely, homely, little miserable grump!
I'm like the star on a Christmas tree! You're like the stump!
I'm not known for my heart, but you're still getting trumped!
You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini 'cause you disgust me.
Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me; don't even touch me!
I don't shake hands; I don't make fans! I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands!
Even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am! I got my name on the front of the business, man!
My raps will haunt you; make you think you're going insane!
You're about to get whooped by three emcees of the ethereal plane!
So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Christmas pain,
'Cause I'm out! I got my own f***ing problems; call me 2 Chainz!
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:
[Note: Donald Trump is in red, while the bald eagle is in regular text.]
Let me just say I respect all females,
But your rhymes are trash; put 'em next to your emails.
Our country's in crisis. Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?
That might not be exactly true, but I don't do politeness.
(Believe me.) You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby!
He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi!
(Terrible!) You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary. I sense it,
But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it!
The numbers are in, and I'm right on your tail!
You don't have the stamina, baby; you're frail!
This will be just like '08 when you fail,
But Trump will appoint you to jail!
How do I say this? You're a 2,
And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew!
What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do
To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?
They want a strong, male leader who can stand up to China.
(China, China, China…) Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina! (…bloody vagina!)
I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos:
More police and less Latinos!
While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks,
I'll create jobs tearing down mosques!
Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall!
Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all!
I'll make this country great again! We'll all be living large!
I'll tell Congress, "You're fired," and put Charles in charge!
'Cause this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers!
For the last eight years, this country's been run by— (CAW!)
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden:
[Note: Donald Trump is in red, while Joe Biden is in regular text.]
Verse 1:
It's the DJT, gettin' it on!
The Teflon Don on the White House lawn!
Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term.
Your campaign's like your family: crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?
Ha! Resist me? That's a riot.
Why don't you step behind the gym? I'll be standing by.
We'll see how tough you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I'll shoot a hole through your whole party,
Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani, (Ugh!)
Then I go and bone on Melania! (Ugh!)
I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like China!
I've got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar.
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!
You're a disaster, inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling hate in America; you're selling hatin' America!
Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed!
You're just Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
During Joe Biden's first verse:
I'm not a communist; I'm not a socialist! I'm just an old-ass man with some decency! Wrong!
Verse 2:
The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement.
I'll keep America great! You'll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! Sad!
Ain't nothing gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh! They impeached me. I still walked out of DC looking peachy!
You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only white privilege I see are those teeth!
Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life,
Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!
You and your mask and your Knight Rider shades
Are getting revoked like you're Roe versus Wade!
There's no blue wave! Forget it, not coming!
It's like I tell criminals, Joe: stop running!
Scrapped lyrics
Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:
I'm like a star on a Christmas tree! You're like a stump!
You're like a picture of my ex-wife in a bikini, 'cause you disgust me!
You're like a picture of my ex-wife, because you disgust me!
So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter your world of Christmas pain.
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:
[Note: Donald Trump is in red, while Bernie Sanders is in regular text.]
Verse 1:
Our country's in crisis
And the Democrats nominate the founder of ISIS?
There's no time to be nice anymore;
Terrorists are knocking right on our doors!
Crooked Hillary might be above the law, but she won't be above my border!
I'm the enforcer; Donald J. Trump is bringing a new world order!
If it's too PC to diss the Queen of the left wing Media Elites
Then Trump will be her personal server—one that she can't delete by the way, believe me!
A vote for me in the end is a promise my slogan will start making sense.
Hillary for the Pillory! Lock her up to Make America Great Again!
Verse 2:
The system is rigged! Ladies and gentlemen! Just look at this poor communist…
Um…I'm a Democratic Socialist…
You were hopeless, it was obvious!
So for every vote that didn't count,
You can't complain if you help them out.
If I lose this race, that's it!
Both Mexico and Hillary are going to pay for it!
You're disqualified to be President 'cause you're lying more than Ted ever did!
If you take away the vagina, you wouldn't last one day as a candidate!
This race is getting tighter, which is terrific, it's great, who would have known?
Since your husband loves them women when they're going down the polls!
This hack will cough our country away;
The first lady to croak the first day!
While I'm running on both my fan base my brand name,
This crippled witch will be walking with Kaine!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but there might be some tyranny near us…
I'm not saying Hillary's a terrorist, but she's probably a terrorist.
So there is only one strong man, only one wall plan,
Only one Trump to single handedly bring jobs back!
An American, I'm proud to be! A politician, you have to be!
While Americans were stranded and counting on you, you were sound asleep, just counting sheep!
The United States is the master race!
When these illegals pack and get shipped away
THERE'LL BE SO MUCH WINNING!
YOU'LL GET BORDER AND BORDER OF WINNING!
More police folks, and less Latinos!
I'm the best candidate God ever created
In the Bible, the Savior beats Satan. I've read it!
It says: In 2016, Trump's the reincarnation. I'm just saying!
Little Red LYING hood and her basket of DEPORTABLES
And I know that's not exactly true, but I don't do politeness.
They want a strong, male leader that can stand up to China.
I'm gonna run these streets just like I run my casinos:
While you people waste millions giving homeless people socks,
I'm gonna use my wrecking balls to tear down some mosques!
And I'll use the rocks from the site to build a wall!
And I'll make Mexico pay for it all!
I'll fire Congress and put Charles in charge!
Trivia
- He is the only U.S. President to appear on ERB before and after becoming president.
- Since Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge was based off the story of A Christmas Carol, Trump represented the ghost of Jacob Marley, as he carried a briefcase with two chains, which symbolizes the chains Marley had in the story and represents Trump's business keeping him chained or tied down.
- This is also referenced in his line, "I got my own f***ing problems; call me 2 Chainz!"
- He is the second rapper to have one of their lines censored, after Luigi.
- He is the only rapper to get censored two times for the lines "I got my own f***ing problems; call me 2 Chainz!" and "For the last eight years, this country's been run by— (CAW!)"
- He is the second title rapper of Season 3 to only have one verse, after Darth Vader, and preceding Bill Nye.
- On December 20th, 2013, the real Donald Trump tweeted, "What's with this rap stuff with me and Ebenezer Scrooge?", with a link to the battle.[1]
- He is the first person to have responded to the battle he appeared in through social media.
- This also makes him the fifth person known to have seen their battle.
- EpicLLOYD responded with, "hope you enjoyed Mr. Trump. Our Trumplestiltskin line about you spinning anything into gold never made it. Maybe next time."[2]
- He is the first person to have responded to the battle he appeared in through social media.
- He is the fifth rapper overall to return in a rap battle.
- He is the fourth rapper to rap in three different battles, after Adolf Hitler, Darth Vader and Abe Lincoln.
- He is the first title rapper to return battling a different opponent as a title rapper.
- He is the third rapper to battle a different character(s) in a different battle, after Lincoln and Boba Fett.
- He is the only character to be portrayed by both Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD.
- He is the second rapper to be portrayed by different actors in the battles they appeared in, after Boba Fett.
- He, Adolf Hitler, Darth Vader, Kim Jong-il, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage are the only rappers to have more than one title card.
- He is the fourth U.S. President to rap, after Abe Lincoln, Barack Obama and George Washington.
- He is the first one to rap before his presidency.
- He is the fourth President portrayed by Nice Peter and the first portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
- He is also the third Republican presidential candidate portrayed by Lloyd, after John McCain and Mitt Romney.
- He is the third character to be recast between different videos, after George Washington and Boba Fett.
- He is the first rapper to be portrayed by both Peter and Lloyd.
- He is the first rapper to appear in their opponent's title card.
- If Catherine the Great appearing in Pompey the Great's title card to decapitate him is counted, he would be the second.
- However, Trump is the first title rapper to do so.
- If Catherine the Great appearing in Pompey the Great's title card to decapitate him is counted, he would be the second.
- He is the second rapper to walk through their title card's text, after Bill Nye.
- He is the second rapper to appear on the "VS" screen and to interrupt the announcer, after Steve Jobs.
- For his verse in Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton, he has the most lines in a solo verse out of any rapper, with 28 lines.
- He also has the longest verse time-wise, at one minute and 35 seconds.
- He makes a brief appearance in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 in the thumbnail for Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton.
- EpicLLOYD dressed as Trump for Halloween in 2016.
- Donald Trump vs Joe Biden is the first battle where Trump has more than one verse. Interestingly, in Mat4yo's draft for Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton, Trump was meant to have two verses in said battle as well along with Hillary Clinton but got scrapped in favor of only one verses for each rappers.
- Following his third battle, Trump has the most amount of rapping time in all of ERB, with a combined total of 70 lines and about 3 minutes and 35 seconds spent rapping.
- He is the tenth rapper to speak during their opponent's verse.
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