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Donald Trump
Character information
Birth name Donald John Trump
Nickname(s) DJT
The Boss
The Donald
The Trumpster
John Barron
John Miller
Donald Drumpf
President Trump
Mr. President
Born June 14, 1946 (age 75)
Queens, New York
Physical description
Hair Blonde
Eyes Blue
Based on
Donald Trump Based On.png
Rap battle information
Appeared in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden
Vs Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:
Ebenezer Scrooge
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:
Hillary Clinton
Abe Lincoln
Ronald Reagan (scrapped)
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden:
Joe Biden
Release date Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:
December 19, 2013
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:
October 26, 2016
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden:
October 24, 2020
Official vote(s) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:
30% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden:
22.4% (EpicLLOYD’s Twitter poll)
Location(s) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:
Trump Tower
Ebenezer Scrooge's mansion
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:
Washington University in St. Louis
The "VS" screen
Neoplasticism painting
Disco stars pattern
A black background with an American flag monument
A sunset forest
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden:
A red map of the United States
A wave
It's the DJT, gettin' it on!
— Donald Trump

Donald Trump battled Ebenezer Scrooge preceding J. P. Morgan, Kanye West, and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. He was portrayed by Nice Peter. He later battled Hillary Clinton and Abe Lincoln in Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton and battled Joe Biden in Donald Trump vs Joe Biden. On both occasions he was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper


Donald John Trump, Sr. was born on June 14th, 1946, in Queens, New York. He was the 45th President of the United States of America. He is also a real estate mogul, investor, author, and billionaire, as well as former host of NBC reality show The Apprentice and its sequel series The Celebrity Apprentice. Trump is widely considered as one of the most renowned real estate entrepreneurs in the United States.

It is believed that Trump was heavily influenced by his father in his decision to start a career in real estate investment. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization. Shortly afterwards, Trump moved his residence to Manhattan, where he became familiar with many influential people. Convinced of the economic opportunity in the city, he became involved in large building projects that would offer opportunities for earning high profits, using attractive architectural design and winning public recognition.

Political career

Although he ran an unsuccessful campaign in 2000, Trump expressed an interest in becoming a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election two years before it began, though on May 2011, he announced he would not be running. In 2013, Trump decided to spend over $1 million to research a possible run for President of the United States in 2016. On June 16th, 2015, he announced that he would officially be a candidate for the 2016 election. Despite that Trump spent much of his campaign attacking more than a dozen Republican contenders, he handily won his party's nomination on a platform of aggressive populism, nationalism, and the promise of restoring an economy weakened by globalization.

On June 15th, 2016, Trump selected Indiana governor Mike Pence to be his running mate. On November 8th, Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the general election, despite losing the popular vote. He was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States on January 20th, 2017.

Trump's term as President was fraught with contention, if not outright controversy; in his first two years, his administration experienced extremely high turnover within its cabinet. Further, Trump reversed many of his predecessors' economic and foreign-policy decisions, as well as making controversial appointments to the Supreme Court of the United States and instituting protectionist trade and immigration policies with little oversight from Congress.

Trump was impeached on charges of obstruction and abuse of power in attempting to withhold congressionally approved funding for Ukraine in return for an announcement of an investigation on 2020 Democratic candidate and former Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. On February 5th, 2020, Trump was acquitted on both charges in what was seen as a party-line vote, as there was not enough evidence to justify "high crimes and misdemeanors" as defined in the Constitution.

After a contentious election process that extended for four days, Trump was projected to be defeated by Biden as of Saturday, November 7, 2020. Trump has since refused to acknowledge the outcome, filing dozens of legal challenges in key battleground states in a coordinated attempt to overturn his loss. Though unsuccessful in making his intended impact, Trump managed to delay Biden's transition by two weeks.

As of January 7, 2021, despite rioting intended to halt procedural affirmation, Donald Trump was officially defeated by Joe Biden. On January 9, Trump was suspended from using mainstream social media on grounds of potentially spurring more dangerous activity. He was again impeached as of January 13, 2021 on one charge of inciting sedition, becoming the only sitting president to be charged twice in the same term. However, he was acquitted in February 2021 on spurious grounds that impeachment of a former president was unconstitutional (it was not, per definition). He left office on January 20th, 2021, being succeeded by Joe Biden. His administration was widely considered to be one of the worst in recent American history.


Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:

Wake up, Scrooge! I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump

On this lonely, homely, little miserable grump!

I'm like the star on a Christmas tree! You're like the stump!

I'm not known for my heart, but you're still getting trumped!

You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini 'cause you disgust me.

Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me; don't even touch me!

I don't shake hands; I don't make fans! I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands!

Even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am! I got my name on the front of the business, man!

My raps will haunt you; make you think you're going insane!

You're about to get whooped by three emcees of the ethereal plane!

So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Christmas pain,

'Cause I'm out! I got my own f***ing problems; call me 2 Chainz!

Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:

[Note: Donald Trump is in red, while the bald eagle is in regular text.]

Let me just say I respect all females,

But your rhymes are trash; put 'em next to your emails.

Our country's in crisis. Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?

That might not be exactly true, but I don't do politeness.

(Believe me.) You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby!

He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi!

(Terrible!) You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary. I sense it,

But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it!

The numbers are in, and I'm right on your tail!

You don't have the stamina, baby; you're frail!

This will be just like '08 when you fail,

But Trump will appoint you to jail!

How do I say this? You're a 2,

And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew!

What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do

To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?

They want a strong, male leader who can stand up to China.

(China, China, China…) Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina! (…bloody vagina!)

I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos:

More police and less Latinos!

While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks,

I'll create jobs tearing down mosques!

Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall!

Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all!

I'll make this country great again! We'll all be living large!

I'll tell Congress, "You're fired," and put Charles in charge!

'Cause this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers!

For the last eight years, this country's been run by— (CAW!)

Donald Trump vs Joe Biden:

[Note: Donald Trump is in red, while Joe Biden is in regular text.]

Verse 1:

It's the DJT, gettin' it on,

The Teflon Don on the White House lawn!

Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term.

Your campaign's like your family: crash and burn!

Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?

Ha! Resist me? That's a riot.

Why don't you step behind the gym? I'll be standing by.

We'll see how tough you are against the 45! Uh!

I'll shoot a hole through your whole party,

Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani! Ugh!

Then I go and bone on Melania! Ugh!

I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like China!

I've got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar,

I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!

You're a disaster, inciting hysteria!

You say I'm selling hate in America, you're selling hatin' America!

Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed!

You're just Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!

During Joe Biden's first verse:

I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old ass man with some decency! Wrong!

Verse 2:

The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement.

I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! Sad!

Ain't nothing gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!

Meh! They impeached me, I still walked out of DC looking peachy!

You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef!

The only white privilege I see are those teeth!

Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life,

Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!

You and your mask and your Knight Rider shades

Are getting revoked like you're Roe versus Wade!

There's no blue wave, forget it, not coming!

It's like I tell criminals, Joe: stop running!

Scrapped lyrics

Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge:

I'm like a star on a Christmas tree! You're like a stump!

You're like a picture of my ex-wife in a bikini, 'cause you disgust me!

You're like a picture of my ex-wife, because you disgust me!

So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter your world of Christmas pain.

Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton:

[Note: Donald Trump is in red, while Bernie Sanders is in regular text.]

Verse 1:

Our country's in crisis

And the Democrats nominate the founder of ISIS?

There's no time to be nice anymore;

Terrorists are knocking right on our doors!

Crooked Hillary might be above the law, but she won't be above my border!

I'm the enforcer; Donald J. Trump is bringing a new world order!

If it's too PC to diss the Queen of the left wing Media Elites

Then Trump will be her personal server—one that she can't delete by the way, believe me!

A vote for me in the end is a promise my slogan will start making sense.

Hillary for the Pillory! Lock her up to Make America Great Again!

Verse 2:

The system is rigged! Ladies and gentlemen! Just look at this poor communist…

Um…I'm a Democratic Socialist…

You were hopeless, it was obvious!

So for every vote that didn't count,

You can't complain if you help them out.

If I lose this race, that's it!

Both Mexico and Hillary are going to pay for it!

You're disqualified to be President 'cause you're lying more than Ted ever did!

If you take away the vagina, you wouldn't last one day as a candidate!

This race is getting tighter, which is terrific, it's great, who would have known?

Since your husband loves them women when they're going down the polls!

This hack will cough our country away;

The first lady to croak the first day!

While I'm running on both my fan base my brand name,

This crippled witch will be walking with Kaine!

I'm no conspiracy theorist, but there might be some tyranny near us…

I'm not saying Hillary's a terrorist, but she's probably a terrorist.

So there is only one strong man, only one wall plan,

Only one Trump to single handedly bring jobs back!

An American, I'm proud to be! A politician, you have to be!

While Americans were stranded and counting on you, you were sound asleep, just counting sheep!

The United States is the master race!

When these illegals pack and get shipped away



More police folks, and less Latinos!

I'm the best candidate God ever created

In the Bible, the Savior beats Satan. I've read it!

It says: In 2016, Trump's the reincarnation. I'm just saying!

Little Red LYING hood and her basket of DEPORTABLES

And I know that's not exactly true, but I don't do politeness.

They want a strong, male leader that can stand up to China.

I'm gonna run these streets just like I run my casinos:

While you people waste millions giving homeless people socks,

I'm gonna use my wrecking balls to tear down some mosques!

And I'll use the rocks from the site to build a wall!

And I'll make Mexico pay for it all!

I'll fire Congress and put Charles in charge!


  • Since Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge was based off the story of A Christmas Carol, Trump represented the ghost of Jacob Marley, as he carried a briefcase with two chains, which symbolizes the chains Marley had in the story and represents Trump's business keeping him chained or tied down.
    • This is also referenced in his line, "I got my own f***ing problems; call me 2 Chainz!"
  • He, Adolf Hitler, Darth Vader, Kim Jong-il, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage are the only rappers to have more than one title card.
  • He is the second rapper to have one of their lines censored, after Luigi.
    • He is the only rapper to get censored two times. During the lines, "I got my own f***ing problems; call me 2 Chainz!" and "For the last eight years, this country's been run by— (CAW!)"
  • He is the second title rapper of Season 3 to only have one verse, after Darth Vader, and preceding Bill Nye.
  • On December 20th, 2013, the real Donald Trump tweeted, "What's with this rap stuff with me and Ebenezer Scrooge?", with a link to the battle. The Tweet has been blocked following Trump's permanent ban by Twitter. A screencap of the tweet can be seen in the gallery of this page.
    • He is the first person to have responded to the battle he appeared in through social media.
      • This also makes him the fifth person known to have seen their battle.
    • EpicLLOYD responded with, "hope you enjoyed Mr. Trump. Our Trumplestiltskin line about you spinning anything into gold never made it. Maybe next time."[1]
  • He is the fifth rapper overall to return in a rap battle.
    • He is the fourth rapper to rap in three different battles, after Adolf Hitler, Darth Vader and Abe Lincoln.
    • He is the first title rapper to return battling a different opponent as a title rapper.
    • He is the third rapper to battle a different character(s) in a different battle, after Lincoln and Boba Fett.
  • He is the fourth U.S. President to rap, after Abe Lincoln, Barack Obama and George Washington.
    • He is the first one to rap before his presidency.
    • He is the fourth President portrayed by Nice Peter and the first portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
  • He is the third character to be recast between different videos, after George Washington and Boba Fett.
    • He is the first rapper to be portrayed by both Peter and Lloyd.
  • He is the first rapper to appear in their opponent's title card.
  • He is the second rapper to walk through their title card's text, after Bill Nye.
  • He is the second rapper to appear on the "VS" screen and to interrupt the announcer, after Steve Jobs.
  • He has the most lines in a solo verse out of any rapper, with 28 lines.
    • He also has the longest verse time-wise, at one minute and 35 seconds.
  • He makes a brief appearance in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 in the thumbnail for Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton.
  • EpicLLOYD dressed as Trump for Halloween in 2016.
  • Donald Trump vs Joe Biden is the first battle where Trump has more than one verse.
  • As of his third battle, Donald Trump now has the most amount of rapping time in all of ERB, with a combined total of 70 lines and about 3 minutes and 35 seconds spent rapping.
  • He is the tenth rapper to speak during their opponent's verse.