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Donald Trump vs Joe Biden is the eighty-first installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the tenth episode of Season 6. It features American business magnate and 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump, rapping against former U.S. Vice President and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Joe Biden. It was released on October 24th, 2020.

This battle is a spiritual sequel to both Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney and Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton, as it is the third U.S. election-themed battle.

Cast

Rappers

EpicLLOYD as Donald Trump

Nice Peter as Joe Biden

Cameos

Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD as Russian hackers

Lyrics

[Note: Donald Trump is in red, Joe Biden is in blue, and the Russian hackers are in gray]

Donald Trump:

It's the DJT, gettin' it on,

The Teflon Don on the White House lawn!

Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term.

Your campaign's like your family: crash and burn!

Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?

Ha! Resist me? That's a riot.

Why don't you step behind the gym? I'll be standing by.

We'll see how tough you are against the 45! Uh!

I'll shoot a hole through your whole party,

Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani! Ugh!

Then I go and bone on Melania! Ugh!

I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like China!

I've got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar,

I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!

You're a disaster, inciting hysteria!

You say I'm selling hate in America, you're selling hatin' America!

Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed!

You're just Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!

Joe Biden:

The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen,

So I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! Ooh!

Rap lyrics just ain't for you!

You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-un!

You're a wrestling heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!

Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal!

But you tapped into the rage of Red Mad Hatters!

Well let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter! Ugh!

I don't want to defund no police, I picked a DA for my VP!

I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old ass man with some decency! Wrong!

No matter what you try to say, global warming ain't cancelled!

You pulled out of Paris, should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels!

I ain't sleepy, I'm tired

Of you, Donald Trump. You're fired!

Donald Trump:

The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement.

I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! Sad!

Ain't nothing gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!

Meh, they impeached me, I still walked out of DC looking peachy!

You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef!

The only white privilege I see are those teeth!

Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life,

Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!

You and your mask and your Knight Rider shades

Are getting revoked like you're Roe vs Wade!

There's no Blue Wave, forget it, not coming!

It's like I tell criminals, Joe: stop running!

Joe Biden:

Was Breonna Taylor running, hmmm? You dog-whistling fool,

I think your daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

Что ты сделал? What's this malarkey? Ох ебать!

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail, hoss!

I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!

From all your wives to the SATs,

Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!

'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser!

You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover!

But you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier,

And became the Constitution's domestic abuser!

200,000 deaths lying at your door,

And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!

Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin'!

When we go high, you go down on Putin! Ugh!

Truth is, you're scared to lose!

You got nothing in the banks 'cept IOU's!

Y-y-y-y-you whine about ballots like a bitch,

But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!

Look, you're a freeloader, change your name to Tramp!

My campaign's ramping up, you can't get down a ramp!

I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand!

For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?

Poll

Trivia

General

Production

  • Two demos of the battle can be accessed on the ERB Patreon.[2][3]

Continuity

References

  • In the banner, Trump is wearing a gas mask, referencing his COVID-19 infection.
  • Biden's title card has him wearing a mask and squeezing a bottle of hand sanitizer, a reference to the COVID-19 pandemic present during the months leading up to the battle.
  • Donald Trump interrupting the announcer, as well as interjecting during Biden's first verse may be a reference to his conduct during the first presidential debate where he would interrupt Biden numerous times.
  • During the line "But you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier," a fly appears on Biden's hair, referencing the moment where a fly landed on Mike Pence's head during the 2020 Vice Presidential debate.

Errors

  • A single red frame briefly appears at the beginning of the video.
  • Trump's title card has no shadow behind the text.
  • At 0:22, Trump is placed slightly higher than he should be, showing blank space below the camera's view of Trump.
    • In the same shot, part of Trump's shirt is keyed out.
  • The subtitles for the line "Then I go and bone on Melania!" include an additional "I" before bone, when none is said by Trump.
  • The subtitles for the line "Should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels!" say "Should of pulled out of Stormy Daniels!"
  • At 1:30, the Biden that slides to the left stops before going completely off screen, and simply disappears after a second.
  • At 1:38, when Trump lifts up his arms and pulls his suit jacket away, the sides of his torso are partially keyed out.
  • The subtitles for the line "And you think they're suckers like McCain" do not include the "and" at the start of the line.
  • At 2:47, the Biden on the right has no transition, and simply appears suddenly.

References

Epic Rap Battles of History
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