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Epic Lloyd

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Lloyd Ahlquist

Lloyd Ahlquist (AKA Epic Lloyd) is the co-writer and inventor of Epic Rap Battles of History along with Nice Peter and is in every one of the Epic Rap Battles of History, but doesn't have a speaking part in every one. He also battled Nice Peter in Epic Rap Battles of History 15.

Pete and Lloyd

Lloyd with Peter, Rhett, and Link.

Characters

¹ Denotes non-speaking part.

² Denotes voice only.

³ Denotes upcoming rap battle.

Lyrics (When he played himself)

Verse 1:

This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive

I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe

You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro

But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show

I'll slaughter your water colour unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast

Then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis

I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading

You should start leaving. Look your hair line's already retreating!

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits

Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live

Dude, you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career

But remember you got famous off of my idea

Verse 2:

You're taller than I am, but you look up to me

The guy who got you your first job in comedy

Verse 3:

You, a musician? That's kinda stretching

You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression

Verse 4:

I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks

You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock

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