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|name = <big>Eve</big>
 
|name = <big>Eve</big>
|image = [[File:Eve.png|300px]]
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|image = [[File:Eve Title Card.png|300px]]
 
|caption = <big>[[Jenna Marbles]] as Eve</big>
 
|caption = <big>[[Jenna Marbles]] as Eve</big>
 
|fullname = Eve
 
|fullname = Eve
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|hair = Unknown
 
|hair = Unknown
 
|eyes = Unknown
 
|eyes = Unknown
|image2 = [[File:Eve.jpg|300px]]
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|image2 = [[File:Eve Based On.png|300px]]
 
|ERBnumber = [[Adam vs Eve]]
 
|ERBnumber = [[Adam vs Eve]]
 
|vs = [[Adam]]
 
|vs = [[Adam]]
 
|releasedate = February 11, 2013
 
|releasedate = February 11, 2013
|votecount = 73%
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|votecount = 71% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]])
|location = [[Garden of Eden]]}}
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|location = The [[Garden of Eden]]<br>''A white background''}}
{{Quote|You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips!|Eve}}
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{{Quote|That apple's the best thing I bit so far!|Eve}}
'''Eve''' battled her husband, [[Adam]], in [[Adam vs Eve]]. She was portrayed by [[Jenna Marbles]].
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'''Eve''' battled her spouse, [[Adam]], in [[Adam vs Eve]]. She was portrayed by [[Jenna Marbles]].
   
 
==Information on the rapper==
 
==Information on the rapper==
Eve is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the Creation myth, she is depicted as the first ever woman on Earth. In the Bible, [[God]] is said to have created her from one of [[Adam]]'s ribs while he was made to sleep. She was kicked out of the [[Garden of Eden]] with Adam after she was convinced by a cunning serpent to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, amid God's fear that they might become immortal like Him. After Adam and Eve were kicked out, God sealed the Garden so that they could not return to it. As they ventured out, the couple gave birth to several children, notably Cain and Abel, but it was not easy, as the power of God made life harder for them as punishment for their wrongdoing; both were rendered mortal, and Eve would be made to suffer the pains of childbirth.
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Eve is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the Creation myth, she is depicted as the first ever woman on Earth. In the Bible, [[God]] is said to have created her from one of Adam's ribs while he was made to sleep. She was kicked out of the [[Garden of Eden]] with Adam after she was convinced by a cunning serpent to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, amid God's fear that they might become immortal like Him. After Adam and Eve were kicked out, God sealed the Garden so that they could not return to it. As they ventured out, the couple gave birth to several children, notably Cain and Abel, but it was not easy, as the power of God made life harder for them as punishment for their wrongdoing; both were rendered mortal, and Eve would be made to suffer the pains of childbirth.
   
Some Christian schools think Adam and Eve to be allegorical of humanity as a whole, and that Adam and Eve never existed as individual people.
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Some Christian schools of thought believe Adam and Eve to be allegorical of humanity as a whole, and that Adam and Eve never existed as individual people.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!
 
With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!
   
I made a map, motherfucker, and I'm reading it, too.
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I made a map, mother fucker, and I'm reading it, too!
   
 
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!
 
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!
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I know that you like to think you're so macho,
 
I know that you like to think you're so macho,
   
But you smell like ball sacs and nachos!
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But you smell like ballsacks and nachos!
   
I work, while you and your boyfriend, [[Steve]],
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I work, while you and your boyfriend [[Steve]]
   
 
Drink and play sports in a fantasy league!
 
Drink and play sports in a fantasy league!
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The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow!
 
The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow!
   
One pump, chump, and you're hung like a weasel.
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One pump chump, and you're hung like a weasel!
   
Pfft, ditch the fig leaf. Get yourself a pine needle!
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(Pfft!) Ditch the fig leaf. Get yourself a pine needle!
   
 
You want alone time? Have it! In fact,
 
You want alone time? Have it! In fact,
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Suck your own dick and shave your own back!
 
Suck your own dick and shave your own back!
   
That apple's the best thing I've bit so far!
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That apple's the best thing I bit so far!
   
 
Now I see how much of a dick you are!
 
Now I see how much of a dick you are!
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*She and Adam were the first and second theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
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*Eve is the first woman to rap against a man.
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**Had [[Hillary Clinton]]'s [[King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton|battle]] against [[King Henry VIII]] not been scrapped, she would be the second.
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*She and Adam are the first and second theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
 
**[[Moses]] might also be considered as the first, since his historicity is disputed.
 
**[[Moses]] might also be considered as the first, since his historicity is disputed.
**This makes her the first woman that wasn't a real person at some point (or at least confirmed to have been).
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**This makes her the first theological woman rapper.
 
*If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, Eve would be the earliest-born woman to rap in an ERB. As she is a theological character, though, this distinction belongs instead to [[Cleopatra]].
 
*If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, Eve would be the earliest-born woman to rap in an ERB. As she is a theological character, though, this distinction belongs instead to [[Cleopatra]].
*Eve is the first woman to rap against a man.
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*At only three characters long, Eve has the shortest official ERB name of any rapper.
*Adam and Eve are the first two rappers to not have a bio written about either of them on the [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website]].
 
   
 
==Footnotes==
 
==Footnotes==
 
{{Reflist}}
 
{{Reflist}}
 
 
{{Rapper}}
 
{{Rapper}}
 
[[Category:Character main pages]]
 
[[Category:Character main pages]]

Latest revision as of 05:40, July 17, 2019

Eve
Eve Title Card
Jenna Marbles as Eve
Character information
Full name Eve
Nickname(s) First Woman on the Earth
First appearance Book of Genesis, c. 500 BC
Born c. 6200 BC[1]
Died Unknown
Physical description
Hair Unknown
Eyes Unknown
Based on
Eve Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Adam vs Eve
Vs Adam
Release date February 11, 2013
Official vote(s) 71% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) The Garden of Eden
A white background


That apple's the best thing I bit so far!
— Eve

Eve battled her spouse, Adam, in Adam vs Eve. She was portrayed by Jenna Marbles.

Information on the rapperEdit

Eve is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the Creation myth, she is depicted as the first ever woman on Earth. In the Bible, God is said to have created her from one of Adam's ribs while he was made to sleep. She was kicked out of the Garden of Eden with Adam after she was convinced by a cunning serpent to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, amid God's fear that they might become immortal like Him. After Adam and Eve were kicked out, God sealed the Garden so that they could not return to it. As they ventured out, the couple gave birth to several children, notably Cain and Abel, but it was not easy, as the power of God made life harder for them as punishment for their wrongdoing; both were rendered mortal, and Eve would be made to suffer the pains of childbirth.

Some Christian schools of thought believe Adam and Eve to be allegorical of humanity as a whole, and that Adam and Eve never existed as individual people.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

This battle's gonna end like every argument does,

With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!

I made a map, mother fucker, and I'm reading it, too!

Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!

I know that you like to think you're so macho,

But you smell like ballsacks and nachos!

I work, while you and your boyfriend Steve

Drink and play sports in a fantasy league!

You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips,

So go ahead, take a shot. I'm sure that you'll miss!

Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list,

If you stopped fucking up, I wouldn't have to get pissed!

Verse 2:Edit

Don't even bring up swallow!

The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow!

One pump chump, and you're hung like a weasel!

(Pfft!) Ditch the fig leaf. Get yourself a pine needle!

You want alone time? Have it! In fact,

Suck your own dick and shave your own back!

That apple's the best thing I bit so far!

Now I see how much of a dick you are!

Epilogue:Edit

Verse 1:Edit

…I'm sorry, too.

Verse 2:Edit

Don't even think about it!

Scrapped lyricsEdit

Your back is hairy, and your balls smell like Godzilla.

It's like you evolved from some kind of gorilla.

TriviaEdit

  • Eve is the first woman to rap against a man.
  • She and Adam are the first and second theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
    • Moses might also be considered as the first, since his historicity is disputed.
    • This makes her the first theological woman rapper.
  • If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, Eve would be the earliest-born woman to rap in an ERB. As she is a theological character, though, this distinction belongs instead to Cleopatra.
  • At only three characters long, Eve has the shortest official ERB name of any rapper.

FootnotesEdit

  1. If the ages of Adam and Eve's children are taken into account, including that of the Book of Revelations' prophecies, then the numbers will add up to around 6200 BC.
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