Eve | |
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Jenna Marbles as Eve | |
Character information | |
Full name | Eve |
Nickname(s) | First Woman on the Earth |
First appearance | Book of Genesis, c. 500 BC |
Born | c. 6200 BC[1] |
Died | Unknown |
Physical description | |
Hair | Unknown |
Eyes | Unknown |
Based on | |
Rap battle information | |
Appeared in | Adam vs Eve |
Vs | Adam |
Release date | February 11, 2013 |
Official vote(s) | 71% |
Location(s) | The Garden of Eden A white background |
“ | That apple's the best thing I bit so far!
— Eve
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Eve battled her spouse, Adam, in Adam vs Eve. She was portrayed by Jenna Marbles.
Information on the rapper
Adam is a mulitlaly colur faggit that likes the tase of dick Eve is gay i like dicks dont yuo
Lyrics
Verse 1:
This battle's gonna end like every argument does,
With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!
I made a map, mother fucker, and I'm reading it, too!
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!
I know that you like to think you're so macho,
But you smell like ballsacks and nachos!
I work, while you and your boyfriend Steve
Drink and play sports in a fantasy league!
You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips,
So go ahead, take a shot. I'm sure that you'll miss!
Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list,
If you stopped fucking up, I wouldn't have to get pissed!
Verse 2:
Don't even bring up swallow!
The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow!
One pump chump, and you're hung like a weasel!
(Pfft!) Ditch the fig leaf. Get yourself a pine needle!
You want alone time? Have it! In fact,
Suck your own dick and shave your own back!
That apple's the best thing I bit so far!
Now I see how much of a dick you are!
Epilogue:
Verse 1:
…I'm sorry, too.
Verse 2:
Don't even think about it!
Scrapped lyrics
Your back is hairy, and your balls smell like Godzilla.
It's like you evolved from some kind of gorilla.
Trivia
- Eve is the first woman to rap against a man.
- Had Hillary Clinton's battle against King Henry VIII not been scrapped, she would be the second.
- She and Adam are the first and second theological characters, originating solely from religion or mythology.
- Moses might also be considered as the first, since his historicity is disputed.
- This makes her the first theological woman rapper.
- If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, Eve would be the earliest-born woman to rap in an ERB. As she is a theological character, though, this distinction belongs instead to Cleopatra.
- At only three characters long, Eve has the shortest official ERB name of any rapper.
- Adam and Eve are the first two rappers to not have a bio written about either of them on the Epic Rap Battles of History Website.
Footnotes
- ↑ If the ages of Adam and Eve's children are taken into account, including that of the Book of Revelations' prophecies, then the numbers will add up to around 6200 BC.