| Eve | |
|---|---|
 Jenna Marbles as Eve | |
| Character information | |
| Full name | Eve |
| Nickname(s) | First Woman on the Earth |
| First appearance | Book of Genesis, c. 500 BC |
| Born | ... second? (c. 6200 BC[1]) |
| Died | Unknown |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Unknown |
| Eyes | Unknown |
| Based on | |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Adam vs Eve |
| Vs | Adam |
| Release date | February 11, 2013 |
| Official vote(s) | 58% |
| Location(s) | Garden of Eden |
| “ | You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips!
— Eve
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Eve battled her husband Adam in Adam vs Eve. She was played by Jenna Marbles.
Information on the Rapper
Eve is a figure from the Book of Genesis. In the creation myth, she is depicted as the first ever woman on earth. God is said to have created her from one of Adam's ribs. She was kicked out of the Garden of Eden with Adam after she was convinced by a cunning serpent to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. After Adam and Eve were kicked out, they gave birth to several children, notably Cain and Abel, but it was not easy, as the power of God made life harder for them as a punishment of their wrongdoing. Some Christian schools of thought believe Adam and Eve to be allegorical of humanity as a whole, and that Adam and Eve never existed as individual people.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
This battle's gonna end like every argument does,
With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub.
I made a map, motherfucker, and I'm reading it too.
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!
I know that you like to think you're so macho,
But you smell like ball sacs and nachos!
I work, while you and your boyfriend Steve.
Drink and play sports in a fantasy league.
You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips!
So go ahead, take a shot. I'm sure that you'll miss.
Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list,
If you stopped fucking up I wouldn't have to get pissed!
Verse 2:
Don't even bring up swallow.
The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow.
One pump, chump, and you're hung like a weasel.
Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!
You want alone time? Have it! In fact,
Suck your own dick and shave your own back.
That apple's the best thing I've bit so far.
Now I see how much of a dick you are!
Verse 3:
... I'm sorry, too.
Verse 4:
Don't even think about it!
Scrapped Lyrics
Your back is hairy, and your balls smell like Godzilla.
It's like you evolved from some kind of gorilla.
Trivia
- If the Creation stories aligned with real-world time, Eve would be the earliest-born woman to rap in an ERB. As she is a theological character, though, this distinction belongs instead to Cleopatra.
- Eve is the first woman to rap against a man, as she went against Adam.
- Adam and Eve are both the first two rappers to not have short bios written about them on the official website.
References
- ↑ If the ages of Adam and Eve's children are taken into account, including that of the Book of Revelations' prophecies, then the numbers will add up to around 6200 BC.