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 Jenna Marbles as Eve | |
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| “ | I know that you like to think you're so macho, but you smell like ballsacs and nachos!
— Eve
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Eve battled Adam in Epic Rap Battles of History 28 and was played by Jenna Marbles.
Information on the rapper
On whom the rapper is based.
Eve was the first ever woman on earth in the Bible. She was created by God from one of Adam's ribs. She was kicked out of the Garden of Eden with Adam after she was convinced by a snake to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. After Adam and Eve were kicked out, they gave birth to several children, notably Cain and Abel, but it was not easy, as the power of God made life harder for them as a punishment of their wrongdoing.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
This battle's gonna end like every argument does
With you kissing my ass and begging me for a run
I made a map, motherfucker, and I'm reading it too
It gives me specific directions on how to fuck with you
I know that you like to think you're so macho
But you smell like ballsacs and nachos
I work while you and your boyfriend Steve
Drink and play sports in a fantasy league
You're as sharp as a stick, that I rub on my lips
So go ahead, take a shot, I'm sure that you'll miss
Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list
If you stopped fucking up I wouldn't have to get pissed!
Verse 2:
Don't, even, bring up swallow
The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow
One pop, chump, and you're hung like a weasel
Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!
You want alone time? Have it! In fact
Suck your own dick, and shave your own back
That apple's the best thing I've bit so far
And now I see how much of a dick you are!
Verse 3:
...I'm sorry, too.
Verse 4:
Don't even think about it!