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Frederick Douglass
Frederick Douglass Title Card
J. B. Smoove as Frederick Douglass
Character information
Birth name Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey
Nickname(s) The Black O'Connell
Born c. February, 1818
Talbot County, Maryland
Died February 20, 1895 (aged 77)
Washington, D.C.
Physical description
Hair Black and white
Eyes Hazel
Based on
Frederick Douglass Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson
Vs Thomas Jefferson
Release date May 30, 2016
Official vote(s) TBD
Location(s) Cedar Hill
Mount Rushmore

Frederick Douglass battled Thomas Jefferson in Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson. He was portrayed by J. B. Smoove.

Information on the rapper

Frederick Douglass, originally known as Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey, was born circa February, 1818, on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He was an African-American social reformer, abolitionist, orator, writer, and statesman. After escaping from slavery in Maryland, he became a national leader of the abolitionist movement from Massachusetts and New York, gaining note for his incisive anti-slavery writings. He would later become a friend of Abraham Lincoln, though highly critical of Lincoln's supposed weak leadership.

In his time, Douglass was described by abolitionists as a living counter-example to slaveholders' arguments that slaves lacked the intellectual capacity to function as independent American citizens. He also actively supported women's suffrage, and held several public offices. Without his approval, Douglass became the first African-American nominated for Vice President of the United States as the running mate and Vice Presidential nominee of Victoria Woodhull, on the Equal Rights Party ticket. He died at the age of 77 on February 20th, 1895, in Washington, D.C.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

You finished?

Okay.

Straight outta bondage! A brainy mother fucker here to diss you!

Big hair, big nuts, big issues!

Starting with your nickel: there's a real declaration!

Heads for racist, tails for a slave plantation!

You're a soft white Monticello Marshmallow!

Watching my people sweat while you sat playing cello! (Hello!)

But now you're facing me, Freddy D!

I'd never work for your ass, but I'll kick it for free!

your stone face on Rushmore ain't nothing

check my photos now that's real muggin'

the face of a free man

taught himself to read man

no compromise, you couldn't whip a 5th of me man

you got a self evident truth of your own

you let freedom ring, but never picked up the phone

Verse 2:

This ain't Louisiana man, I ain't buying it

You talk about freedom, but you ain't applying shit

So no we ain't cool, you founding absentee father

you had six babies with your slave mama and never even bothered

to free her when you died on the 4th of July

it's a very important holiday, but what the fuck does it mean to this guy?

Cause I celebrate December 6th, 1865

the day the 13th damn amendment was ratified

and I ceased to be an alien to your unalienable rights

and we the people stopped meaning we the people who are white

man you did some good things, I ain't denying your fame

I'm just saying they need to put an asterisk next to your name

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