George R. R. Martin

George R. R. Martin
EpicLLOYD as George R. R. Martin
Character information
Birth name	George Raymond Martin
Nickname(s)	George R. R. Martin GRRM The American Tolkien
Born	September 20, 1948 (age 67) Bayonne, New Jersey
Physical description
Hair	Gray
Eyes	Blue
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in	J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin
Vs	J. R. R. Tolkien
Release date	May 2, 2016
Official vote(s)	TBD
Location(s)	TBA

“

Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne! — George R. R. Martin

”

George R. R. Martin will battle J. R. R. Tolkien in J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. He will be portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

George Raymond Richard Martin, better known simply as George R. R. Martin, was born on September 20th, 1948, in Bayonne, New Jersey. He is the author of the critically acclaimed fantasy novel series A Song of Ice and Fire, the basis for the popular HBO television show Game of Thrones.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

Brace yourselves! Gather up your trolls and your soldier elves!

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Why do your bad guys die, and your good guys survive?

We can tell what's gonna happen by page and age five!

Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies! (Yeah!)

Ditch the Goonie and cast a couple boobies!

There's edgier plots in that David the Gnome!

Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!

Verse 2:

I conscientiously object to what you're doing on these beats.

I'll cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast!

You went too deep, Professor tweed pants!

We don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

Verse 3:

Man your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke,

My show's the hottest thing on H-B-OH!

I'm rock n' roll, you're a nerdy little ???

And I may be dirty but you got a hairy foot fetish, dog!

Even the names of your characters suck:

You got Buffers, Bofurs, and Brandybuck!

I got a second breakfast for all them goofy fucks!

Let's peel back my gut, and tea baggin's my nuts!