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+ | '''George R. R. Martin''' battled [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in [[J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin]]. He was portrayed by [[EpicLLOYD]]. |
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Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies! |
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies! |
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There's edgier plots in that ''David the Gnome''! |
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| − | I conscientiously object to what you're doing on these |
+ | I conscientiously object to what you're doing on these beats. |
I'll cut you like my teeth on ''Beauty and the Beast''! |
I'll cut you like my teeth on ''Beauty and the Beast''! |
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Revision as of 04:11, 3 May 2016
| George R. R. Martin | |
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 EpicLLOYD as George R. R. Martin | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | George Raymond Martin |
| Nickname(s) | George R. R. Martin GRRM The American Tolkien |
| Born | September 20, 1948 (age 67) Bayonne, New Jersey |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Gray |
| Eyes | Blue |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin |
| Vs | J. R. R. Tolkien |
| Release date | May 2, 2016 |
| Official vote(s) | TBD |
| Location(s) | TBA |
| “ | My readers fall in love with every character I've written! Then I kill 'em!
— George R. R. Martin
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George R. R. Martin battled J. R. R. Tolkien in J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
Information on the rapper
George Raymond Richard Martin, better known simply as George R. R. Martin, was born on September 20th, 1948, in Bayonne, New Jersey. He is the author of the critically acclaimed fantasy novel series A Song of Ice and Fire, the basis for the popular HBO television show Game of Thrones.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Brace yourselves!
Gather up your trolls and your Soldier Elves,
And your Ents and your orcs, and your Wargs and your Stings,
Your dwarves and Glamdrings, 'cause there's a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every character I've written!
Then I kill 'em! (Aaaah!) And they're like, "No, he didn't!"
All your bad guys die and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies!
(Yeah!) Ditch the Goonieand cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that David the Gnome!
Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!
Verse 2:
I conscientiously object to what you're doing on these beats.
I'll cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast!
You went too deep, Professor Tweedpants!
We don't need the backstory on every fuckin' tree branch!
Verse 3:
Man, your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest thing on HBO!
I'm rock 'n' roll, you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy-foot fetish, dog!
Even the names of your characters suck:
You got Buffers, and Bofurs, and Brandybucks!
I got a second breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!