| George R. R. Martin | |
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 EpicLLOYD as George R. R. Martin | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | George Raymond Martin |
| Nickname(s) | George R. R. Martin GRRM The American Tolkien |
| Born | September 20, 1948 (age 67) Bayonne, New Jersey |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Gray |
| Eyes | Blue |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin |
| Vs | J. R. R. Tolkien |
| Release date | May 2, 2016 |
| Official vote(s) | TBD |
| Location(s) | TBA |
| “ | Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!
— George R. R. Martin
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George R. R. Martin will battle J. R. R. Tolkien in J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. He will be portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
Information on the rapper
George Raymond Richard Martin, better known simply as George R. R. Martin, was born on September 20th, 1948, in Bayonne, New Jersey. He is the author of the critically acclaimed fantasy novel series A Song of Ice and Fire, the basis for the popular HBO television show Game of Thrones.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Brace yourselves! Gather up your trolls and your soldier elves!
Why do your bad guys die, and your good guys survive?
We can tell what's gonna happen in my page in age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies! (Yeah!)
Ditch the Goonie and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that David the Gnome!
Your hobbit-hole heroes can't handle my throne!
Verse 2:
I conscientiously object to what you're doing on these beats.
I'll cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast!
You went too deep, Professor tweed pants!
We don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!
Verse 3:
Man your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke,
My show's the hottest thing on H-B-OH!