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| Harry Potter | |
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A Lego Minifigure as Harry Potter | |
| Character information | |
| Full name | Harry James Potter |
| Nickname(s) | The Boy Who Lived The Chosen One Potty |
| First appearance | June 26, 1997 Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone |
| Born | July 31, 1980 Godric's Hollow, West Country, England, Great Britain |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Black |
| Eyes | Green (Blue in films) |
| Based on | |
| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker |
| Vs | Luke Skywalker |
| Release date | December 5, 2020 |
| Official vote(s) | TBA |
| Location(s) | Platform 9¾ 4 Privet Drive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry The Echo Base A movie theater Docking Bay 94 Endor Diagon Alley |
| “ | I'm the boy who lived - best seller without equal!
— Harry Potter
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Harry Potter battled Luke Skywalker in Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker. He was portrayed by a Lego Minifigure and voiced by Boyinaband.
Information on the rapper
Harry Potter is a fictional character and the titular protagonist in J. K. Rowling's series of novels. The majority of the books' plot covers seven years in the life of the orphan Harry, who, on his eleventh birthday, learns he is a wizard. Thus, he attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to practice magic under the guidance of the kindly headmaster Albus Dumbledore and other school professors along with his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Harry also discovers that he is already famous throughout the novel's magical community, and that his fate is tied with that of Lord Voldemort – the internationally feared Dark Wizard and murderer of his parents, Lily and James – after surviving the attack that killed them. The film and book series revolve around Harry's struggle to adapt to the wizarding world and defeat Voldemort.
Lyrics
[Note: Harry Potter is in red, while Ron, Fred and George Weasley is in regular text.]
Verse 1:
Accio mic! Let me fire up the wand.
Like Hermione and Ron I'm about to get it on!
'Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames!
You're Lukewarm like some Tauntaun remains!
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies.
Search your feelings: do you sense déjà vu?
You're gettin' smoked like your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru!
Your acting is flat and your raps are 2D too!
Bugger off to the afterlife where you're fat and see-through!
You're the biggest letdown in your series since Snoke
It makes sense your father's Vader; all you do is choke!
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your Dusty Bin droid.
I'll leave you like a Horcrux: split up and destroyed!
Verse 2:
The death of my mother saved the wizarding race,
Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face!
You swamp school dropout! You're too whiney to rhyme.
At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn't mine! (ooh!)
I'm the boy who lived, a bestseller without equal!
I'll split you like your fanbase's feelings 'bout the prequels!
The sequels brought you back to meet your demise.
I'd say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies!
I left J.K. straight Rowling in cash!
You let J.J. compact your character to trash!
So go on, try and force more of your disses.
You're like a Stormtrooper: 'cause all your shit misses!
Verse 3:
Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all!
Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol!
But I bet you're just distracted, you got a lot on your plate.
On one hand the rebellion, on the other hand- oh wait...
I roll deep and the Weasleys got my back!
This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody Sarlacc!
We'll rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mate!
You're the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate!
I flow like butterbeer on Diagon streets!
You can find me getting fantastic on these beats!
It's over Luke! I got the high ground advantage!
I'll close it like a map: Mischief Managed!
Trivia
- A group of Death Eaters were shown fighting Luke Skywalker in the outro of Donald Trump vs Joe Biden, indirectly hinting at Potter's appearance.
- He is the second character from the Harry Potter franchise to rap, after Dumbledore.
- He is the third character from the franchise to appear, after Dumbledore and Gilderoy Lockhart.
- He is the third wizard to rap after Dumbledore and Gandalf.
- This makes him the first wizard to rap outside of Season 1.
- He was mentioned by Neil deGrasse Tyson in Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye.
- This makes him the sixteenth rapper to appear after being mentioned in a previous battle.
- He was also mentioned by Zeus from the unused lyrics of Zeus vs Thor, both coincidentally animated by Forrest Whaley.
- He was also mentioned by Hulk Hogan in Hulk Hogan vs Ozzy Osbourne.
- The term "wizardry" was used in a community post on the ERB channel regarding the one year anniversary for The Joker vs Pennywise, which hinted towards Potter's appearance.