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J. P. Morgan
J. P. Morgan In Battle
EpicLLOYD as J. P. Morgan
Character information
Birth name John Pierpont Morgan
Nickname(s) J. P. Morgan
Pierpont
John P. Morgan
Yes-or-No Morgan
Born April 17, 1837
Hartford, Connecticut
Died March 31, 1913 (aged 75)
Rome, Italy
Physical description
Hair Graying black
Eyes Black
Based on
J. P. Morgan Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Release date December 19, 2013
Official vote(s) N/A
Location(s) Ebenezer Scrooge's mansion
Rusty gears
Cameo information
J. P. Morgan Cameo Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara
Appeared in Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara
During Guy Fawkes' first verse
Location(s) The Palace of Westminster undercroft


Yo, I own the railroad! I run these tracks!
— J. P. Morgan

J. P. Morgan battled Ebenezer Scrooge following Donald Trump and preceding Kanye West and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. He also made a cameo appearance through reused footage in Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

John Pierpont "J. P." Morgan was born on April 17th, 1837. He is one of the most famous financiers in business history. In 1871, Morgan began his own private banking company, which later became J. P. Morgan & Co. In 1892, Morgan arranged the merger of Edison General Electric and Thomson-Houston Electric Company to form General Electric. His company became one of the leading financial firms in the country. It was so powerful that even the U.S. government looked to the firm for help with the depression of 1895. After financing the creation of the Federal Steel Company, he merged in 1901 with the Carnegie Steel Company and several other steel and iron businesses, including the Consolidated Steel and Wire Company owned by William Edenborn, to form the United States Steel Corporation. The company also assisted in thwarting the 1907 financial crisis. He died in his sleep on March 31st, 1913, in Rome, Italy.

Appearance in the rap battle (cameo)

Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara:

Morgan appeared in The Palace of Westminster undercroft during the line in Guy Fawkes's first verse, "Making capitalists rich off of you on merch!"

Lyrics

Don't panic, Scrooge, but you're about to crash!

I'm J. P. Morgan, the Ghost of Rich Dudes Past,

Who's properly rocking the Monopoly mustache!

Yo, I own the railroad! I run these tracks!

You got dumped on a bench; now you're pissed at the world!

You should have made like Sebastian and kissed the girl

Because your greed is the curse that's gonna tear you apart!

What good is your purse if you're poor in your heart?

Scrapped lyrics

Man, I run the railroad, I own these tracks!

You got released on a bench, all pissed at the world!

Trivia

  • Morgan was indirectly mentioned by Nikola Tesla during the line "And it's a shocking real story of a banker and you."
    • He is the sixth rapper to appear after being mentioned in a previous battle.
  • Since the battle he appears in is based off the story of A Christmas Carol, he represents the character of the Ghost of Christmas Past.
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