| Jacques Cousteau | |
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 Nice Peter as Jacques Cousteau | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Jacques-Yves Cousteau |
| Nickname(s) | Manfish Father of Scuba Diving |
| Born | June 11, 1910 Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France |
| Died | June 25, 1997 (aged 87) Paris, France |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | White (formerly brown) |
| Eyes | Blue |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin |
| Vs | Steve Irwin |
| Release date | August 18, 2019 |
| Official vote(s) | TBD |
| Location(s) | The RV Calypso |
| “ | Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean!
— Jacques Cousteau
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Jacques Cousteau battled Steve Irwin in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.
Information on the rapper
Jacques-Yves Cousteau, AC was born on June 11th, 1910, in Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France. He was a naval officer, explorer, conservationist, filmmaker, innovator, scientist, photographer, author, and researcher who studied the sea and all forms of life in water. He co-developed the Aqua-lung, pioneered marine conservation, and was a member of the Académie française; however, he is perhaps best known for inventing the self-contained underwater breathing apparatus (SCUBA).
Cousteau described his underwater world research in a series of books, perhaps the most successful being his first, The Silent World: A Story of Undersea Discovery and Adventure, published in 1953. Cousteau also directed films, most notably the documentary adaptation of the book, The Silent World, which won a Palme d'Or at the 1956 Cannes Film Festival, making him the first person to win a Palme d'Or for a documentary film.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow.
Invented Scuba, captained the Calypso!
Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean,
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman!
You're chunky and soft, you get on my nerves!
You're the only manatee I don't want to conserve!
My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty,
I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie.
I have Oscars! You're in Dr. Dolittle 2!
So run back home to your daddy's zoo!
And just to be clear, 'cause I'm no veterinarian,
Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?
Verse 2:
Talk about sons? Better watch what you say now!
You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake House!
Verse 3:
Enough of your antics and madness!
Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus!
You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper!
Go grope a nope rope, crocodile humper!
There's a type of snail, recently discovered,
And named after you; I'll eat them with butter!
Hey Skippy the Bush League Kangaroo,
Hold the 'dee', I'm Crocodile Dun with you!
Trivia
- Cousteau is the thirteenth rapper to visually be seen holding either a cigarette, a cigar, or a pipe.
- He is the fourth French rapper.
- He is also the fourth rapper to speak French in the battle.
- He was considered as an opponent for Steve Irwin during an ERB2 livestream where Nice Peter asked for opponents for Irwin.[1]
- He is the first title rapper to have a 'Q' in their name, and as such, the first to have a 'Q' in their title card.
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