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Jacques Cousteau
Jacques Cousteau Title Card
Nice Peter as Jacques Cousteau
Character information
Birth name Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Nickname(s) Manfish
Father of Scuba Diving
Born June 11, 1910
Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France
Died June 25, 1997 (aged 87)
Paris, France
Physical description
Hair White (formerly brown)
Eyes Blue
Based on
Jacques Cousteau Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin
Vs Steve Irwin
Release date August 18, 2019
Official vote(s) TBD
Location(s) The RV Calypso
Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean!
— Jacques Cousteau

Jacques Cousteau battled Steve Irwin in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Jacques-Yves Cousteau, AC was born on June 11th, 1910, in Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France. He was a naval officer, explorer, conservationist, filmmaker, innovator, scientist, photographer, author, and researcher who studied the sea and all forms of life in water. He co-developed the Aqua-lung, pioneered marine conservation, and was a member of the Académie française; however, he is perhaps best known for inventing the self-contained underwater breathing apparatus (SCUBA).

Cousteau described his underwater world research in a series of books, perhaps the most successful being his first, The Silent World: A Story of Undersea Discovery and Adventure, published in 1953. Cousteau also directed films, most notably the documentary adaptation of the book, The Silent World, which won a Palme d'Or at the 1956 Cannes Film Festival, making him the first person to win a Palme d'Or for a documentary film.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow.

Invented Scuba, captained the Calypso!

Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean,

Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman!

You're chunky and soft, you get on my nerves!

You're the only manatee I don't want to conserve!

My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty,

I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie.

I have Oscars! You're in Dr. Dolittle 2!

So run back home to your daddy's zoo!

And just to be clear, 'cause I'm no veterinarian,

Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?

Verse 2:

Talk about sons? Better watch what you say now!

You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake House!

Verse 3:

Enough of your antics and madness!

Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus!

You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper!

Go grope a nope rope, crocodile humper!

There's a type of snail, recently discovered,

And named after you; I'll eat them with butter!

Hey Skippy the Bush League Kangaroo,

Hold the 'dee', I'm Crocodile Dun with you!

Trivia

  • Cousteau is the thirteenth rapper to visually be seen holding either a cigarette, a cigar, or a pipe.
  • He is the fourth French rapper.
    • He is also the fourth rapper to speak French in the battle.
  • He was considered as an opponent for Steve Irwin during an ERB2 livestream where Nice Peter asked for opponents for Irwin.[1]

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