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{{CharacterInfobox |
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|name = <big>Jacques Cousteau</big> |
|name = <big>Jacques Cousteau</big> |
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+ | |image = [[File:Jacques Cousteau Title Card.png|300px]] |
|caption = <big>[[Nice Peter]] as Jacques Cousteau</big> |
|caption = <big>[[Nice Peter]] as Jacques Cousteau</big> |
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|fullname = Jacques-Yves Cousteau |
|fullname = Jacques-Yves Cousteau |
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|ERBnumber = [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]] |
|ERBnumber = [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]] |
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|vs = [[Steve Irwin]] |
|vs = [[Steve Irwin]] |
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| − | |releasedate = August |
+ | |releasedate = August 18, 2019 |
|votecount = TBD |
|votecount = TBD |
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| − | |location = [[RV Calypso]] |
+ | |location = The [[RV Calypso|RV ''Calypso'']]}} |
| − | }} |
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{{Quote|Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean!|Jacques Cousteau}} |
{{Quote|Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean!|Jacques Cousteau}} |
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'''Jacques Cousteau''' battled [[Steve Irwin]] in [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]]. He was portrayed by [[Nice Peter]]. |
'''Jacques Cousteau''' battled [[Steve Irwin]] in [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]]. He was portrayed by [[Nice Peter]]. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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==='''Verse 1:'''=== |
==='''Verse 1:'''=== |
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| − | Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow |
+ | Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow. |
| − | Invented |
+ | Invented Scuba, captained the [[RV Calypso|''Calypso'']]! |
| − | Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean |
+ | Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean, |
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman! |
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman! |
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My ''Life Aquatic'' was adventure and beauty, |
My ''Life Aquatic'' was adventure and beauty, |
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| − | I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in |
+ | I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie. |
| − | I have Oscars! You're in '' |
+ | I have Oscars! You're in ''Dr. Dolittle 2''! |
So run back home to your daddy's zoo! |
So run back home to your daddy's zoo! |
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And just to be clear, 'cause I'm no veterinarian, |
And just to be clear, 'cause I'm no veterinarian, |
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| − | Were you killed by a fish kids pet at |
+ | Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium? |
==='''Verse 2:'''=== |
==='''Verse 2:'''=== |
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| − | Talk about sons |
+ | Talk about sons? Better watch what you say now! |
| − | You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake |
+ | You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake House! |
==='''Verse 3:'''=== |
==='''Verse 3:'''=== |
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You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper! |
You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper! |
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| − | Go grope a nope rope, |
+ | Go grope a nope rope, crocodile humper! |
There's a type of snail, recently discovered, |
There's a type of snail, recently discovered, |
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| − | And named after you; I'll eat |
+ | And named after you; I'll eat them with butter! |
| − | Hey Skippy |
+ | Hey Skippy the Bush League Kangaroo, |
Hold the 'dee', I'm Crocodile Dun with you! |
Hold the 'dee', I'm Crocodile Dun with you! |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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*Cousteau is the thirteenth rapper to visually be seen holding either a cigarette, a cigar, or a pipe. |
*Cousteau is the thirteenth rapper to visually be seen holding either a cigarette, a cigar, or a pipe. |
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| + | *He is the fourth French rapper. |
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| − | *He is the |
+ | **He is also the fourth rapper to speak French in the battle. |
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| + | ==Gallery== |
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| + | <gallery> |
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| + | Jacques Cousteau In SCUBA Gear.png|Jacques Cousteau in his SCUBA gear |
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| + | </gallery> |
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| + | ==References== |
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| + | {{Reflist}} |
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{{Rapper}} |
{{Rapper}} |
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[[Category:Character main pages]] |
[[Category:Character main pages]] |
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[[Category:Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]] |
[[Category:Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]] |
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[[Category:Nice Peter]] |
[[Category:Nice Peter]] |
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Revision as of 09:39, 24 August 2019
| Jacques Cousteau | |
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 Nice Peter as Jacques Cousteau | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Jacques-Yves Cousteau |
| Nickname(s) | Manfish Father of Scuba Diving |
| Born | June 11, 1910 Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France |
| Died | June 25, 1997 (aged 87) Paris, France |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | White (formerly brown) |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Based on | |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin |
| Vs | Steve Irwin |
| Release date | August 18, 2019 |
| Official vote(s) | TBD |
| Location(s) | The RV Calypso |
| “ | Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean!
— Jacques Cousteau
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” |
Jacques Cousteau battled Steve Irwin in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.
Information on the rapper
Jacques-Yves Cousteau, AC was born on June 11th, 1910, in Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France. He was a naval officer, explorer, conservationist, filmmaker, innovator, scientist, photographer, author, and researcher who studied the sea and all forms of life in water. He co-developed the Aqua-lung, pioneered marine conservation, and was a member of the Académie française; however, he is perhaps best known for inventing the self-contained underwater breathing apparatus (SCUBA).
Cousteau described his underwater world research in a series of books, perhaps the most successful being his first, The Silent World: A Story of Undersea Discovery and Adventure, published in 1953. Cousteau also directed films, most notably the documentary adaptation of the book, The Silent World, which won a Palme d'Or at the 1956 Cannes Film Festival, making him the first person to win a Palme d'Or for a documentary film.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow.
Invented Scuba, captained the Calypso!
Palme d'Or-winning documenter of the ocean,
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman!
You're chunky and soft, you get on my nerves!
You're the only manatee I don't want to conserve!
My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty,
I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie.
I have Oscars! You're in Dr. Dolittle 2!
So run back home to your daddy's zoo!
And just to be clear, 'cause I'm no veterinarian,
Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?
Verse 2:
Talk about sons? Better watch what you say now!
You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake House!
Verse 3:
Enough of your antics and madness!
Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus!
You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper!
Go grope a nope rope, crocodile humper!
There's a type of snail, recently discovered,
And named after you; I'll eat them with butter!
Hey Skippy the Bush League Kangaroo,
Hold the 'dee', I'm Crocodile Dun with you!
Trivia
- Cousteau is the thirteenth rapper to visually be seen holding either a cigarette, a cigar, or a pipe.
- He is the fourth French rapper.
- He is also the fourth rapper to speak French in the battle.
- He was considered as an opponent for Steve Irwin during an ERB2 livestream where Nice Peter asked for opponents for Irwin.[1]
Gallery
