| Jacques Cousteau | |
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 Nice Peter as Jacques Cousteau | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Jacques-Yves Cousteau |
| Born | June 11, 1910 Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France |
| Died | June 25, 1997 (aged 87) Paris, France |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | White (formerly brown) |
| Eyes | Blue |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin |
| Vs | Steve Irwin |
| Release date | August 17, 2019 |
| Official vote(s) | TBD |
| Location(s) | TBA |
| “ | — Jacques Cousteau
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Jacques Cousteau battled Steve Irwin in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.
Information on the rapper
Jacques-Yves Cousteau, AC was born on June 11, 1910 in Saint-André-de-Cubzac, France. He was a French naval officer, explorer, conservationist, filmmaker, innovator, scientist, photographer, author and researcher who studied the sea and all forms of life in water. He co-developed the Aqua-lung, pioneered marine conservation and was a member of the Académie française.
Cousteau described his underwater world research in a series of books, perhaps the most successful being his first, The Silent World: A Story of Undersea Discovery and Adventure, published in 1953. Cousteau also directed films, most notably the documentary adaptation of the book, The Silent World, which won a Palme d'or at the 1956 Cannes Film Festival, making him the first person to win a Palme d'Or for a documentary film.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow
Invented SCUBA, captained the Calypso
Palme d’Or-winning documenter of the ocean
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman!
You’re chunky and soft, you get on my nerves!
The only manatee I don’t want to conserve!
My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty,
I’m so cool, Bill Murray played me in ze movie
I have Oscars! You’re in Doctor Dolittle 2!
So run back home to your daddy’s zoo!
And just to be clear, ‘cause I’m no veterinarian
Were you killed by a fish kids pet at ze aquarium?
Verse 2:
Talk about sons, better watch what you say now
You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake-house!
Verse 3:
Enough of your antics and madness!
Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus
You’re a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper
Go grope a dope rope, Crocodile Humper!
There’s a type of snail, recently discovered,
And named after you — I’ll eat zem with butter!
Hey Skippy, the bush-league kangaroo
Hold the D, I’m Crocodile Dun with you
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