| Jeff Bezos | |
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EpicLLOYD as Jeff Bezos | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen |
| Nickname(s) | Jeff Bezos |
| Born | January 12, 1964 (age 60) Albuquerque, New Mexico |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Bald (formerly Brown) |
| Eyes | Black |
| Based on | |
| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa |
| Vs | Mansa Musa |
| Release date | November 27, 2021 |
| Official vote(s) | TBD |
| Location(s) | An Amazon warehouse The National Enquirer |
| “ | I'm hard-corporate, top tier in the Forbes list!
— Jeff Bezos
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Jeff Bezos battled Mansa Musa in Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
Information on the rapper
Jeffrey Preston Bezos was born on January 12, 1964, in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He is the founder and executive chairman of Amazon, where he previously served as the president and CEO. With a net worth of almost $200.1 billion, he was the wealthiest person in the world (according to Forbes and Bloomberg's Billionaires Index) until November 2021, where he was overtaken by Elon Musk, who in turn has been overtaken by Bernard Arnault in December 2022.
Born in Albuquerque and raised in Houston and Miami, Bezos graduated from Princeton University in 1986. He holds a degree in electrical engineering and computer science. He worked on Wall Street in a variety of related fields from 1986 to early 1994. Bezos founded Amazon in late 1994, on a cross-country road trip from New York City to Seattle. The company began as an online bookstore and has since expanded to a wide variety of other e-commerce products and services, including video and audio streaming, cloud computing, and artificial intelligence. It is currently the world's largest online sales company, the largest Internet company by revenue, and the world's largest provider of virtual assistants and cloud infrastructure services through its Amazon Web Services branch.
The first centibillionaire on the Forbes wealth index, Bezos was named the "richest man in modern history" after his net worth increased to $150 billion in July 2018. In August 2020, according to Forbes, he had a net worth exceeding $200 billion. In 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, Bezos' wealth grew by approximately $24 billion, largely due to people resorting to online shopping as a result of COVID-19 restrictions.
Lyrics
[Note: Bezos is in gray, while Amazon Alexa is in regular text.]
Verse 1:
At Amazon, our product research is phenomenal,
But I've never heard your story—and I own Audible! (Hahahahahahahahahaha!)
So go dig some more gold there, Kanye West Africa! (Hahahahahahahaha!)
I'm hotter than the soundtrack to Battlestar Galactica!
Never trade blows with Jazzy Jeff Bezos!
Egghead with a huge set of huevos! (Hahahahahahahaha!)
I serve more people on the web than Spider-Man!
You rap like a soccer mom; that's why you roll with Caravans!
You're overrated, like you leave economies inflated!
You're about to taste some of that salt that you traded!
What's the long-term play in giving your wealth away, eh?
'Cause now I feed your whole country for the price of a cup of coffee per day! (Ha ha!)
So bow to me like you did to the king of Cairo!
You're about as hack as Saudis tapping my iPhone!
You'll be more ashamed than when you accidentally killed your mom
When I make you shit your pants worse than Diapers.com!
Verse 2:
Musa, I'm lyrically lethal! I'm relentless, African verse immune!
If I wanted to waste my life on desert spice, I'd watch Dune!
What did we give to MacKenzie? 40 billion, so what? (Haha!)
Earning every penny back only took me a month!
I went from Hobbit dork to slick orc physique!
Now I'm Lord of the Rings… Take a peek! (Haha!)
3 years to trek to Mecca, man, you must be tripping!
One click, I'll get you there overnight, with free shipping! (Hahahahahahahaha!)
I'm hard-corporate, top tier in the Forbes list!
You couldn't even hit top tier in Civ VI!
I'm schooling you like Timbuktu, eating you like Whole Foods!
Your ship has sailed just like the dude who came before you!
'Cause you ain't Fire, can't hold a Kindle to me!
I got the Flywheel flows! I revolutionized delivery!
Your talent's oddly puny like my tax bills!
Alexa, what do we have that he lacks? Skills. (Hahahaha!)
Scrapped Lyrics
I went from pip-squeak geek to gym-freak physique!
And now I'm here to flex my winning streak on 'Mr. T antique'!
Never trade blows with Jazzy Jeff Bezos,
I’m money baby, you can call me Jeff Pesos.
Egg head with a huge set of huevos,
Bald God, you can call me Jeff Kratos.
Trivia
- Amazon, the company Bezos founded and was former CEO of, previously sponsored the behind the scenes video for Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted via their subsidiary, Audible.
- Amazon Prime, a subscription service provided by Amazon, was mentioned by Wonder Woman in Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder.
- The International Movie Database (IMDb), a website dedicated for film information to which Amazon owns, was mentioned by Alfred Hitchcock in a scrapped lyric in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock.
- In a TikTok posted by ERB on November 17th, 2021, an image of EpicLLOYD as Jeff Bezos in front of a green screen can be seen on the monitor in the background.
- The original plan was to have Nice Peter play Jeff Bezos. However, the more it was looked into, the more it became clear that EpicLLOYD was a better fit to play Bezos than Nice Peter since they wanted to portray him as he was in more recent times rather than when he was still younger.
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