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|caption = <big>[[Jessi Smiles]] as Joan of Arc</big> |
|caption = <big>[[Jessi Smiles]] as Joan of Arc</big> |
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|fullname = Jeanne d'Arc |
|fullname = Jeanne d'Arc |
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| − | |nicknames = The Maid of |
+ | |nicknames = The Maid of Orléans<br>Joan the Maid<br>Saint Joan of Arc |
|born = January 6, 1412<br>''Domrémy, France'' |
|born = January 6, 1412<br>''Domrémy, France'' |
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|died = May 30, 1431 (aged 19)<br>''Rouen, France'' |
|died = May 30, 1431 (aged 19)<br>''Rouen, France'' |
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|hair = Brown |
|hair = Brown |
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|eyes = Dark blue |
|eyes = Dark blue |
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| − | |image2 = [[File:Joan of Arc Based On. |
+ | |image2 = [[File:Joan of Arc Based On.png|300px]] |
|ERBnumber = [[Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc]] |
|ERBnumber = [[Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc]] |
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|vs = [[Miley Cyrus]] |
|vs = [[Miley Cyrus]] |
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|releasedate = November 4, 2013 |
|releasedate = November 4, 2013 |
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| + | |votecount = 93% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]]) |
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| − | |votecount = 93% |
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| − | |location = [[Château de Chinon]] |
+ | |location = [[Château de Chinon]] |
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+ | |image3 = [[File:Joan of Arc Cameo.png|300px]] |
|ERBnumber2 = [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]] |
|ERBnumber2 = [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]] |
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| − | |VerseAppeared = [[Bill & Ted]]'s first verse |
+ | |VerseAppeared = [[Bill & Ted]]'s first verse |
| + | |location2 = The [[Circle K]]}} |
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{{Quote|When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint!|Joan of Arc}} |
{{Quote|When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint!|Joan of Arc}} |
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'''Joan of Arc''' battled [[Miley Cyrus]] in [[Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc]]. She also made a cameo appearance in [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]. She was portrayed by [[Jessi Smiles]] on both occasions. |
'''Joan of Arc''' battled [[Miley Cyrus]] in [[Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc]]. She also made a cameo appearance in [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]. She was portrayed by [[Jessi Smiles]] on both occasions. |
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Joan of Arc, or ''Jeanne d'Arc'' in French, was born on January 6, 1412. She was a French heroine noted for her bravery during France's Hundred Years' War against England, followed by her trial and execution at the stake after capture by English forces in 1431. |
Joan of Arc, or ''Jeanne d'Arc'' in French, was born on January 6, 1412. She was a French heroine noted for her bravery during France's Hundred Years' War against England, followed by her trial and execution at the stake after capture by English forces in 1431. |
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| − | Born to a peasant family in northeastern France, as a teenager |
+ | Born to a peasant family in northeastern France, as a teenager Joan had suffered firsthand the consequences of the Hundred Years' War. At around age twelve, Joan claimed to have had contact with three saints in a vision that told her to drive the English out of France, in the name of [[God]]. A short time after, she joined a French garrison and passed as a man through enemy lines. From there, she began a campaign to retake occupied France. This included the dissolution of a 1429 siege at Orleans in nine days, and the capture of Reims later in the year that made possible the crowning of Charles VII. |
| − | Following a sortie in which she was ambushed by French rebels siding with England, |
+ | Following a sortie in which she was ambushed by French rebels siding with England, Joan was imprisoned at the English fortress of Rouen, where she would be tried in 1431 and convicted for acting against the Catholic Church as a heretic. She was sentenced to burn at the stake, and was executed on May 30 of the same year. More than twenty years after her death, Pope Calixtus III retried Joan after the war ended, at the behest of parties close to her. In 1456, the Pope exonerated Joan of heresy and declared her a martyr, leading to her blessed beatification in 1909 and full sainthood in 1920, which was almost 500 years after her death. Joan remains influential in modern culture, both in France, and elsewhere, with influence felt across television, film, art, music, and even in video games. |
| + | Joan of Arc plays a relatively minor role in ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure''. She was taken by [[Bill S. Preston|Bill]] and [[Ted "Theodore" Logan|Ted]] while she was praying in a church, with the duo saying, "Welcome aboard, Miss of Arc!" They recruit her to pass their history project by showing off her adept fighting skill. She was portrayed by Jane Wiedlin, the rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist of The Go-Go's, in the film. |
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==='''[[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]:'''=== |
==='''[[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]:'''=== |
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| + | Joan of Arc, alongside [[Abe Lincoln]], [[Genghis Khan]], and [[Ludwig van Beethoven]], appeared briefly at the end of [[Bill & Ted]]'s first verse, during the line, "Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!" |
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| − | Joan of Arc appears briefly at the end of [[Bill & Ted]]'s first verse. In ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', Arc was one of the historical figures borrowed by Bill and Ted. She was summarily abducted by the duo along with [[Napoleon Bonaparte]], [[Socrates]], [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]], [[Genghis Khan]], [[Abe Lincoln]], [[Ludwig van Beethoven]], and other historical figures to help with their final report. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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==Scrapped lyrics== |
==Scrapped lyrics== |
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+ | I know the…voices told me turn the other cheek. |
| − | But I'm |
+ | But I'm the…girl on fire, Katniss Everdeen! |
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I can't help but bring the heat, I'm a human firebomb. |
I can't help but bring the heat, I'm a human firebomb. |
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| − | You're a wreck on a ball, I wish a Jay |
+ | You're a wreck on a ball, I wish a Jay-Z song was on! |
==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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| − | *Currently, Joan of Arc has the longest verse by a female rapper. |
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+ | *She has the second-highest percentage of votes on the official [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website]], after [[Ludwig van Beethoven]]. |
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==Gallery== |
==Gallery== |
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| − | + | Joan of Arc Ripped Photo.png|[[Miley Cyrus]] ripping a photo of Joan of Arc |
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| + | Joan of Arc Painting.png|A painting of Joan of Arc by [[Sulai Lopez]] |
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| + | Bill & Ted and Cameo Unused.png|[[Bill & Ted]] with all historical characters, including Joan of Arc, and [[Rufus]] in a scrapped scene |
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Revision as of 08:14, 17 July 2019
| Joan of Arc | |
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 Jessi Smiles as Joan of Arc | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Jeanne d'Arc |
| Nickname(s) | The Maid of Orléans Joan the Maid Saint Joan of Arc |
| Born | January 6, 1412 Domrémy, France |
| Died | May 30, 1431 (aged 19) Rouen, France |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Brown |
| Eyes | Dark blue |
| Based on | |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc |
| Vs | Miley Cyrus |
| Release date | November 4, 2013 |
| Official vote(s) | 93% (Old poll from ERB Website) |
| Location(s) | Château de Chinon |
| Cameo information | |
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| Appeared in | Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted |
| During | Bill & Ted's first verse |
| Location(s) | The Circle K |
| “ | When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint!
— Joan of Arc
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Joan of Arc battled Miley Cyrus in Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc. She also made a cameo appearance in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted. She was portrayed by Jessi Smiles on both occasions.
Information on the rapper
Joan of Arc, or Jeanne d'Arc in French, was born on January 6, 1412. She was a French heroine noted for her bravery during France's Hundred Years' War against England, followed by her trial and execution at the stake after capture by English forces in 1431.
Born to a peasant family in northeastern France, as a teenager Joan had suffered firsthand the consequences of the Hundred Years' War. At around age twelve, Joan claimed to have had contact with three saints in a vision that told her to drive the English out of France, in the name of God. A short time after, she joined a French garrison and passed as a man through enemy lines. From there, she began a campaign to retake occupied France. This included the dissolution of a 1429 siege at Orleans in nine days, and the capture of Reims later in the year that made possible the crowning of Charles VII.
Following a sortie in which she was ambushed by French rebels siding with England, Joan was imprisoned at the English fortress of Rouen, where she would be tried in 1431 and convicted for acting against the Catholic Church as a heretic. She was sentenced to burn at the stake, and was executed on May 30 of the same year. More than twenty years after her death, Pope Calixtus III retried Joan after the war ended, at the behest of parties close to her. In 1456, the Pope exonerated Joan of heresy and declared her a martyr, leading to her blessed beatification in 1909 and full sainthood in 1920, which was almost 500 years after her death. Joan remains influential in modern culture, both in France, and elsewhere, with influence felt across television, film, art, music, and even in video games.
Joan of Arc plays a relatively minor role in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. She was taken by Bill and Ted while she was praying in a church, with the duo saying, "Welcome aboard, Miss of Arc!" They recruit her to pass their history project by showing off her adept fighting skill. She was portrayed by Jane Wiedlin, the rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist of The Go-Go's, in the film.
Appearance in the rap battle (cameo)
Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted:
Joan of Arc, alongside Abe Lincoln, Genghis Khan, and Ludwig van Beethoven, appeared briefly at the end of Bill & Ted's first verse, during the line, "Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!"
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak.
I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek,
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through her teeth!
Je suis la fille en feu; call me Katniss Everdeen!
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint,
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray!
I came to Frenchmen's aid in their time of need,
'Cause I'm the maid of Orleans. You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey.
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya.
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa!
You gotta die for something, Miley. Just picture your epitaph:
"Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass!"
Verse 2:
Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank!
Your manager's riding you to the achy breaky bank!
Be thankful for your talent; don't just rub it on your crotch!
Keep your party in the USA. Vive la France!
Scrapped lyrics
I know the…voices told me turn the other cheek.
But I'm the…girl on fire, Katniss Everdeen!
But I only get down on my two knees when it's time to pray!
I can't help but bring the heat, I'm a human firebomb.
You're a wreck on a ball, I wish a Jay-Z song was on!
Trivia
- Joan is the third historical figure whose appearance is based off a film version of themselves, after Leonidas and Cleopatra.
- She has the second-highest percentage of votes on the official Epic Rap Battles of History Website, after Ludwig van Beethoven.
- Of all the reused footage for cameos in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted, she is the only one portrayed by someone other than Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD.
Gallery
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