Joe Biden

Joe Biden
Nice Peter as Joe Biden
Character information
Birth name	Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
Nickname(s)	Joe Amtrak Joe Cup of Joe Uncle-in-Chief Uncle Joe Sleepy Joe Creepy Joe Brandon Dark Brandon President Biden The President Mr. President Genocide Joe Scranton Joe
Born	November 20, 1942 (age 83) Scranton, Pennsylvania
Physical description
Hair	White (formerly brown)
Eyes	Blue
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in	Donald Trump vs Joe Biden
Vs	Donald Trump
Release date	October 24, 2020
Official vote(s)	77.6% (EpicLLOYD’s Twitter poll)
Location(s)	A blue map of the United States Police sirens A red map of the United States A black background A Russian computer room
Cameo information
Appeared in	Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris
During	Kamala Harris' first verse Donald Trump’s second verse
Location(s)	A star-filled glowing background

“

I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old-ass man with some decency! — Joe Biden

”

Joe Biden battled Donald Trump in Donald Trump vs Joe Biden, and made a cameo in Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris. He was portrayed by Nice Peter on both occasions.

Information on the rapper

Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden Jr. was born on November 20th, 1942, in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He was the 46th President of the United States following his inauguration on January 20, 2021. He previously served as the 47th Vice President of the United States from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, he served as a United States Senator for Delaware from 1973 to 2009. Biden previously ran for President in 1988 and 2008, before winning the 2020 election.

U.S. Senate

Biden was elected to the U.S. Senate from Delaware in 1972, becoming the seventh-youngest senator in American history. Before he could be inaugurated, however, Biden's first wife Nelia and infant daughter Naomi were killed in a car accident while shopping for Christmas presents. His sons, Beau and Hunter, survived the accident and Biden was sworn in at the hospital while they were recovering. Biden married his second wife, Jill, in 1977; they have one daughter together named Ashley.

Biden was a long-time member of the U.S. Senate and eventually chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. He also served as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with issues related to drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties. Biden was re-elected six times to the U.S. Senate and was the fourth-most senior senator by the mid-2000s. During his time in the Senate, Biden famously commuted via Amtrak from his home in Wilmington, and was a strong supporter of the rail network's increased funding and security.

Vice Presidency

In the 2008 Presidential election, Biden became Democratic nominee Barack Obama's running mate. The two of them would emerge victorious against the Republican ticket of John McCain and Sarah Palin. After Obama's 2008 victory, Biden resigned Senate to become his Vice President. Obama and Biden were re-elected in 2012, defeating Republican nominee Mitt Romney.

In October 2015, Biden announced that he would not seek the presidency in the 2016 election. That same year, his son Beau died of brain cancer. In January 2017, Obama awarded Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom with distinction.

2020 Election

Biden announced his 2020 candidacy for president on April 25th, 2019, and in June 2020, he met the 1,991-delegate threshold needed to secure the Democratic Party's nomination, emerging from a pool of more than twenty challengers to do so, which also included 2016 candidate Bernie Sanders, the previous front-runner. On August 11th, 2020, Biden announced U.S. Senator Kamala Harris of California—previously a chief rival—as his running mate in the 2020 presidential election.

Biden, based on projections by numerous news outlets, declared himself victor on November 7, 2020, despite the absence of acknowledgement from Trump and delayed certification by the General Services Administration (GSA).

Presidency

Biden officially became the 46th President of the United States on January 20th, 2021. At the time of his inauguration, Biden was 78 years old - the oldest person to ever become the President of the United States, being a year older than Ronald Reagan when he left office. Biden also became the second Roman Catholic president (after John F. Kennedy) and first President to have resided in Delaware.

Biden's tenure as President has been described as tumultuous, yet still in sharp contrast to Trump's. He is credited with the United States' recovery and exit from the COVID-19 pandemic and its return to the global stage with consistent job growth from multiple sectors. He also worked with Congress to pass an infrastructure funding package aimed at combating climate change.

However, the infusion of cash that sparked this economic bounce-back also triggered historically high inflation that has left consumers struggling to survive. Furthermore, Biden has been criticized for the United States' botched pullout from Afghanistan. Another point of criticism stems from Biden's immigration policy, which has allowed thousands of migrants from Central and South America to enter the United States virtually unchecked.

2024 Election

Biden originally planned to seek re-election in 2024; by this time, he was already 80 years old. The upcoming 2024 election was set to feature a rematch between Biden and Trump, marking the first such rematch since the 1956 election between Dwight D. Eisenhower and Adlai E. Stevenson. However, on July 21, 2024, amid a poor debate performance and growing concerns over his age and health, Biden withdrew his candidacy. He endorsed his vice president, Kamala Harris, as his successor. Harris would go on to lose the election to Trump, and Biden left office on January 20, 2025.

Appearance in the rap battle (cameo)

Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris:

Biden first appears finishing Kamala Harris' first verse, with the line "She-she-she's even got better Walz!" He can also be seen walking in the background of Donald Trump's second verse, during the line "This is ending worse for you than Afghanistan did to your boss!" He can be seen slowly walking during his cameo, referencing the concerns about his age and health that led to him dropping out of the 2024 election.

Lyrics

[Note: Joe Biden is in blue, while Donald Trump and the Russian hackers are in regular text.]

Verse 1:

The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen,

So I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein!

(Ooh!) Rap lyrics just ain't for you!

You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-un!

You're a wrestling heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!

Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal!

But you tapped into the rage of Red Mad Hatters!

Well, let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter!

(Ugh!) I don't want to defund no police! I picked a DA for my VP!

I'm not a communist; I'm not a socialist! I'm just an old-ass man with some decency! Wrong!

No matter what you try to say, global warming ain't canceled!

You pulled out of Paris, should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels!

I ain't sleepy; I'm tired

Of you, Donald Trump. You're fired!

Verse 2:

Was Breonna Taylor running? Hmm? You dog-whistling fool!

I think your daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

Что ты сделал? What's this malarkey? Ох ебать!

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail, hoss!

I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!

From all your wives to the SATs,

Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!

'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser!

You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover!

But you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier,

And became the Constitution's domestic abuser!

200,000 deaths lying at your door!

You think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!

Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin'!

When we go high, you go down on Putin!

(Ugh!) Truth is, you're scared to lose!

You got nothing in the bank 'cept IOUs!

Y-y-y-y-you whine about ballots like a bitch,

But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!

Look, you're a freeloader! Change your name to Tramp!

My campaign's ramping up; you can't get down a ramp!

I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand!

For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?

Trivia

• Biden is the third Vice President of the United States to rap, after Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt.
• He is the first US Presidential candidate of an election battle to be portrayed by Nice Peter.
  • He is the first one to finish the battle as well, since both previous election battles ended with Abe Lincoln.
• He is the second US President to be elected into the presidency after his battle was released after Donald Trump.
• EpicLLOYD has previously met the real Joe Biden, having posted a picture of their meeting on Instagram.