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Joe Biden
Joe Biden Title Card
Nice Peter as Joe Biden
Character information
Birth name Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
Nickname(s) Joe
Amtrak Joe
Cup of Joe
Uncle-in-Chief
Uncle Joe
Sleepy Joe
Brandon
President Biden
The President
Mr. President
Genocide Joe
Born November 20, 1942 (age 81)
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Physical description
Hair White (formerly brown)
Eyes Blue
Based on
Joe Biden Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Donald Trump vs Joe Biden
Vs Donald Trump
Release date October 24, 2020
Official vote(s) 77.6% (EpicLLOYD’s Twitter poll)
Location(s) A blue map of the United States
Police sirens
A red map of the United States
A black background
A Russian computer room
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old-ass man with some decency!
— Joe Biden

Joe Biden battled Donald Trump in Donald Trump vs Joe Biden. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden Jr. was born on November 20th, 1942, in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He is the 46th and current President of the United States following his inauguration on January 20, 2021. He previously served as the 47th Vice President of the United States from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, he served as a United States Senator for Delaware from 1973 to 2009. Biden was the Democratic presidential nominee for the 2020 election, defeating the incumbent, Donald Trump, on November 7, 2020.

Biden was elected to the U.S. Senate from Delaware in 1972, becoming the sixth-youngest senator in American history. He was a long-time member and eventually chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. He also served as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with issues related to drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties. Biden was re-elected six times to the U.S. Senate and was the fourth-most senior senator when he resigned after winning the vice presidency alongside Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election. Obama and Biden were re-elected in 2012.

In October 2015, Biden announced that he would not seek the presidency in the 2016 election. In January 2017, Obama awarded Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom with distinction. Biden announced his 2020 candidacy for president on April 25th, 2019, and in June 2020, he met the 1,991-delegate threshold needed to secure the Democratic Party's nomination, emerging from a pool of more than twenty challengers to do so, which also included 2016 candidate Bernie Sanders, the previous front-runner. On August 11th, 2020, Biden announced U.S. Senator Kamala Harris of California—previously a chief rival—as his running mate in the 2020 presidential election.

Biden, based on projections by numerous news outlets, declared himself victor on November 7, 2020, despite the absence of acknowledgement from Trump and delayed certification by the General Services Administration (GSA). Biden officially became the 46th President of the United States on January 20th, 2021. At 80 years of age, Biden became the oldest President in American history. He was older than Ronald Reagan was when Reagan left office. He is also the second Roman Catholic President (after John F. Kennedy), first to have a female Vice President (Kamala Harris, who is also the first Black and Asian VP), and first President to be from Delaware.

Lyrics

[Note: Joe Biden is in blue, while Donald Trump and the Russian hackers are in regular text.]

Verse 1:

The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen,

So I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein!

(Ooh!) Rap lyrics just ain't for you!

You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-un!

You're a wrestling heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!

Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal!

But you tapped into the rage of Red Mad Hatters!

Well, let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter!

(Ugh!) I don't want to defund no police! I picked a DA for my VP!

I'm not a communist; I'm not a socialist! I'm just an old-ass man with some decency! Wrong!

No matter what you try to say, global warming ain't canceled!

You pulled out of Paris, should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels!

I ain't sleepy; I'm tired

Of you, Donald Trump. You're fired!

Verse 2:

Was Breonna Taylor running? Hmm? You dog-whistling fool!

I think your daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

Что ты сделал? What's this malarkey? Ох ебать!

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail, hoss!

I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!

From all your wives to the SATs,

Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!

'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser!

You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover!

But you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier,

And became the Constitution's domestic abuser!

200,000 deaths lying at your door!

You think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!

Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin'!

When we go high, you go down on Putin!

(Ugh!) Truth is, you're scared to lose!

You got nothing in the bank 'cept IOUs!

Y-y-y-y-you whine about ballots like a bitch,

But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!

Look, you're a freeloader! Change your name to Tramp!

My campaign's ramping up; you can't get down a ramp!

I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand!

For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?

Trivia

  • Biden is the third Vice President of the United States to rap, after Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt.
  • He is the first US Presidential candidate of an election battle to be portrayed by Nice Peter.
    • He is the first one to finish the battle as well, since both previous election battles ended with Abe Lincoln.
  • He is the second US President to be elected into the presidency after his battle was released after Donald Trump.
  • EpicLLOYD has previously met the real Joe Biden, having posted a picture of their meeting on Instagram.[1]

References

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