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John F. Kennedy

Nice Peter as John F. Kennedy
Cameo information
Birth name John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Nickname(s) JFK
Jack
Crash Kennedy
American Erlander
Little Blue Boy
Rat Face
Born May 29, 1917
Brookline, Massachusetts
Died November 22, 1963 (aged 46)
Dallas, Texas
Physical description
Hair Light brown
Eyes Olive
Based on
Appearance information
Appeared in Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
During Marilyn Monroe's second verse
Location(s) Flowing drapes
News/Sponsorship information
Hosted/Presented Ground News
Release date October 26, 2024

John F. Kennedy (also known as JFK and Jack Kennedy) made a cameo appearance alongside Marlon Brando in Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

He later presented the Ground News sponsorship section in Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris, voiced by Peter.

Information on the cameo

John Fitzgerald "Jack" Kennedy, also known popularly by his initials, JFK, was born on May 29th, 1917. He served in both the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. Senate before becoming the 35th President of the United States, as well as both the second-youngest President (after Theodore Roosevelt), the youngest to have been elected (Roosevelt first assumed office as president following William McKinley's assassination) and the first to have been born in the 20th century. Major events during his presidency include the Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Space Race, the construction of the Berlin Wall, the African-American Civil Rights Movement, and increased U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War. He also faced a number of foreign crises, such as in Cuba and Berlin, but managed to make achievements such as the Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty and the Alliance for Progress.

On November 22nd, 1963, Kennedy was assassinated while riding a motorcade in Dallas, Texas. This left the United States, as well as the rest of the world, shocked and heartbroken, with some world leaders going on television to address their condolences and many conspiracy theories arising over it. American sniper, Lee Harvey Oswald, was officially accused of the murder. Oswald, too, would be shot and killed just two days later by bar owner Jack Ruby. Kennedy was the eighth and most recent President to die while in office, and the fourth to be assassinated.

After his death, many things were renamed in Kennedy's honor: the most famous of these is when New York Idlewild International Airport was renamed John F. Kennedy International Airport and given the new code JFK. The NASA Launch Operations Center were also renamed the Kennedy Space Center.

Appearance in the rap battle

He appeared alongside Marlon Brando while Marilyn Monroe said the line "But you're forgetting the others: Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you fucked your own brothers!", seen adjusting his suit. This was a reference to the alleged hidden affair between Marilyn Monroe and Kennedy.

Ground News Sponsorship Rap

[Note: Kennedy is in blue, while Abe Lincoln, Richard Nixon and Harry S. Truman are in regular text. Kennedy and Nixon rapping together is in italics.]

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Trivia

  • Kennedy is the first character that Nice Peter portrayed who did not have a rapping role.
  • According to the behind the scenes video for the battle, he was originally planned to be portrayed by EpicLLOYD, with Nice Peter portraying Marlon Brando. They later switched roles as Peter said the reason was "I don't look a THING like Marlon Brando."
  • He is the third U.S. President to make an appearance in a rap battle, after Abe Lincoln and George Washington.
    • He is the second President to make a cameo appearance, after George Washington.
    • He is the only U.S. President who does not make an appearance in Season 5.
  • In late November 2018, the ERB channel's banner was changed to one that featured Kennedy along with Winston Churchill, Theodore Roosevelt, Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD and Sigmund Freud.

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