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|name = <big>Juliet Capulet</big>
 
|name = <big>Juliet Capulet</big>
 
|image = <tabber>
 
|image = <tabber>
Title card = [[File:R&J Title card.png|300px]]
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In battle = [[File:Juliet Capulet In Battle.png|300px]]
|-|In battle = [[File:Joolet.png|300px]]</tabber>
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|-|Title card = [[File:Romeo & Juliet Title Card.png|300px]]</tabber>
 
|caption = <big>[[Grace Helbig]] as Juliet Capulet</big>
 
|caption = <big>[[Grace Helbig]] as Juliet Capulet</big>
 
|fullname = Juliet Capulet
 
|fullname = Juliet Capulet
|firstappearance = c. 1595<br>''Romeo and Juliet''
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|firstappearance= c. 1595<br>''Romeo and Juliet''
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|born = July 31–August 1 (age 13–14)
 
|hair = Blonde
 
|hair = Blonde
 
|eyes = Blue
 
|eyes = Blue
|image2 = [[File:JulietBased.jpg|300px]]
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|image2 = [[File:Juliet Capulet Based On.png|300px]]
 
|ERBnumber = [[Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde]]
 
|ERBnumber = [[Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde]]
 
|vs = [[Bonnie & Clyde]]
 
|vs = [[Bonnie & Clyde]]
 
|releasedate = November 17, 2014
 
|releasedate = November 17, 2014
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|votecount = 47% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]])
|votecount = 51%
 
|location = [[Capulet Mansion Courtyard]]}}
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|location = The [[Capulet Mansion Courtyard|Capulet Mansion courtyard]]}}
{{Quote|A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past.|Juliet Capulet}}
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{{Quote|A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past.|Juliet Capulet to Romeo Montague}}
'''Juliet Capulet''' rapped alongside [[Romeo Montague]] as part of [[Romeo & Juliet]] against [[Bonnie & Clyde]] in [[Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde]]. She was portrayed by [[Grace Helbig]].
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'''Juliet Capulet''', alongside [[Romeo Montague]], battled [[Bonnie & Clyde]] as a part of [[Romeo & Juliet]] in [[Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde]]. She was portrayed by [[Grace Helbig]].
   
 
==Information on the rapper==
 
==Information on the rapper==
Juliet Capulet was created by [[William Shakespeare]] in his play, ''Romeo & Juliet''. Juliet, daughter of political faction House of Capulet, falls in love with Romeo Montague, the son of rival House of Montague, at a masquerade party. They secretly get married, but Romeo is banished from Verona after killing Juliet's cousin, Tybalt, after Tybalt murders Romeo's friend, Mercutio. Juliet, distraught, goes against her father; then arranging her to be married to kinsman and suitor, Count Paris, against her will. She and a friar, John, then take part in a plan to reunite her with Romeo; faking her death to avoid the marriage and meet Romeo outside of Verona, but Romeo returns early. Romeo finds her "dead" body and kills himself over her, awaking her and finding him dead. She stabs herself in the heart, in the arms of her husband. The lovers' deaths teach both their families a harsh lesson which causes the end of their feud.
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Juliet Capulet was created by [[William Shakespeare]] in his play, ''Romeo and Juliet''. Juliet, daughter of political faction House of Capulet, falls in love with Romeo Montague, the son of rival House of Montague, at a masquerade party. They secretly get married, but Romeo is banished from Verona after killing Juliet's cousin, Tybalt, after Tybalt murders Romeo's friend, Mercutio. Juliet, distraught, goes against her father; then arranging her to be married to kinsman and suitor, Count Paris, against her will. She and a friar, John, then take part in a plan to reunite her with Romeo; faking her death to avoid the marriage and meet Romeo outside of Verona, but Romeo returns early. Romeo finds her "dead" body and kills himself over her, awaking her and finding him dead. She stabs herself in the heart, in the arms of her husband. The lovers' deaths teach both their families a harsh lesson which causes the end of their feud.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
['''Note:''' ''Juliet's solo lines are in <span style="color:#7F38EC">royal purple</span>, while Romeo's solo lines are in regular text.'']
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['''Note:''' ''Juliet is in <span style="color:#87CEFA">light blue</span>, while [[Romeo Montague|Romeo]] is in regular text.'']
   
 
==='''Verse 1:'''===
 
==='''Verse 1:'''===
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I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos!
 
I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos!
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past,</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past,</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">So together, we shall both put these bitches on blast!</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">So together, we shall both put these bitches on blast!</span>
   
 
En garde, thou artless beetle-headed flax wench!
 
En garde, thou artless beetle-headed flax wench!
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The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense!
 
The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense!
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">(Haha!) And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken,</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">(Haha!) And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken,</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">You'll get an ass-rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison!</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">You'll get an ass-rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison!</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">You're not a true romance. You're just a conjugal visit.</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">You're not a true romance. You're just a conjugal visit.</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">Oh, but that's not even your real husband now, is it?</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">Oh, but that's not even your real husband now, is it?</span>
   
 
==='''Verse 2:'''===
 
==='''Verse 2:'''===
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==='''Verse 3:'''===
 
==='''Verse 3:'''===
<span style="color:#7F38EC">No, no, my Romeo will beat your beau in contest blow for blow.</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">No, no, my Romeo will beat your beau in contest blow for blow.</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe!</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe!</span>
   
[''[[Bonnie Parker|<span style="color:#1F45FC">Bonnie Parker</span>]] shoots <span style="color:#7F38EC">Juliet</span>.'']
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[''[[Bonnie Parker|<span style="color:#DAA520">Bonnie Parker</span>]] shoots <span style="color:#87CEFA">Juliet</span>.'']
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">Oh, I am killed! What irony is this?</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">Oh, I am killed! What irony is this?</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">The lead role shot down by a failed actress…</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">The lead role shot down by a failed actress…</span>
   
 
Then I shall kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie,
 
Then I shall kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie,
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So you louts can lick my ass! Thus, with a dis, I die…
 
So you louts can lick my ass! Thus, with a dis, I die…
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">Oops, never mind. My flesh was merely grazed.</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">Oops, never mind. My flesh was merely grazed.</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face!</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face!</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">Oh, happy dagger, pierce me true. Persuade my breath to stop!</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">Oh, happy dagger, pierce me true. Persuade my breath to stop!</span>
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<span style="color:#87CEFA">Sheathe yourself inside my heart, and like the beat, I drop…</span>
   
<span style="color:#7F38EC">Sheathe yourself inside my heart, and like the beat, I drop…</span>
 
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*She is the first fictional female rapper in ERB.
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*Capulet is the first fictional female rapper in an ERB.
**She would be the second fictional female rapper if [[Eve]] were to be counted as such, but she is classified as a theological character.
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*She is the third-youngest fictional character to rap in a battle, after [[Ash Ketchum]] and [[Wendy]].
*She is the first female character to die in-battle, and the seventh character overall to do so, after [[Billy Mays]], [[Steve Jobs]], [[Doctor Who|the Tenth Doctor]], [[Boba Fett]], [[Adolf Hitler]], and [[Romeo Montague]].
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**She is the second youngest woman to rap in a battle, at the age of 13–14 in the original story, after Wendy, who is 8 years old.
**She is the second character to commit suicide, the first being Romeo Montague in the same battle.
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**She is the third-youngest rapper to appear in general, after young [[Michael Jackson]], Ketchum and Wendy.
*She is the second-youngest rapper to appear, at the age of 14 in the original story, after the young version of [[Michael Jackson]].
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**She is the seventh-youngest character to appear overall, after [[Pleistarchus]], [[Tootie Ramsey]], Ketchum, [[Ignorance and Want]], young Michael Jackson and Wendy
**She is the youngest woman to rap, with [[Joan of Arc]] behind her by roughly five years.
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*She is the first female character to die in-battle, and the seventh character overall to do so.
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**She is the second character to commit suicide, after [[Romeo Montague]].
***However, she is the youngest rapper to maintain the age throughout the battle; Michael Jackson aged right before his second verse.
 
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*She, alongside Montague, is the third/fourth work whose [[William Shakespeare|creator]] is portrayed in [[Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare|another ERB]], after [[Gandalf]] and [[HAL 9000]].
*She is the youngest fictional character to have rapped in a battle.
 
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*She is the second rapper to not rap at all in a verse, after [[Bonnie Parker]].
*She is the fourth-youngest character to appear overall, after a first-place tie between [[Pleistarchus]] and the younger Michael Jackson (both aged 6), and 11-year-old Tootie Ramsey in third place.
 
**This is not counting [[Ignorance and Want]], as the ages of the pair are never stated, and they are spirits manifested as children.
 
   
 
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Revision as of 12:51, 27 August 2019

Juliet Capulet

Grace Helbig as Juliet Capulet
Character information
Full name Juliet Capulet
First appearance c. 1595
Romeo and Juliet
Born July 31–August 1 (age 13–14)
Physical description
Hair Blonde
Eyes Blue
Based on
Juliet Capulet Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde
Vs Bonnie & Clyde
Release date November 17, 2014
Official vote(s) 47% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) The Capulet Mansion courtyard


A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past.
— Juliet Capulet to Romeo Montague

Juliet Capulet, alongside Romeo Montague, battled Bonnie & Clyde as a part of Romeo & Juliet in Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde. She was portrayed by Grace Helbig.

Information on the rapper

Juliet Capulet was created by William Shakespeare in his play, Romeo and Juliet. Juliet, daughter of political faction House of Capulet, falls in love with Romeo Montague, the son of rival House of Montague, at a masquerade party. They secretly get married, but Romeo is banished from Verona after killing Juliet's cousin, Tybalt, after Tybalt murders Romeo's friend, Mercutio. Juliet, distraught, goes against her father; then arranging her to be married to kinsman and suitor, Count Paris, against her will. She and a friar, John, then take part in a plan to reunite her with Romeo; faking her death to avoid the marriage and meet Romeo outside of Verona, but Romeo returns early. Romeo finds her "dead" body and kills himself over her, awaking her and finding him dead. She stabs herself in the heart, in the arms of her husband. The lovers' deaths teach both their families a harsh lesson which causes the end of their feud.

Lyrics

[Note: Juliet is in light blue, while Romeo is in regular text.]

Verse 1:

My love, your face is beauty to behold.

I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos!

A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past,

So together, we shall both put these bitches on blast!

En garde, thou artless beetle-headed flax wench!

The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench!

Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench!

The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense!

(Haha!) And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken,

You'll get an ass-rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison!

You're not a true romance. You're just a conjugal visit.

Oh, but that's not even your real husband now, is it?

Verse 2:

Do you quarrel, sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword?

Or will you duck your chicken-shit ass back into your Ford?

Verse 3:

No, no, my Romeo will beat your beau in contest blow for blow.

He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe!

[Bonnie Parker shoots Juliet.]

Oh, I am killed! What irony is this?

The lead role shot down by a failed actress…

Then I shall kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie,

So you louts can lick my ass! Thus, with a dis, I die…

Oops, never mind. My flesh was merely grazed.

Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face!

Oh, happy dagger, pierce me true. Persuade my breath to stop!

Sheathe yourself inside my heart, and like the beat, I drop…


Trivia

  • Capulet is the first fictional female rapper in an ERB.
  • She is the third-youngest fictional character to rap in a battle, after Ash Ketchum and Wendy.
    • She is the second youngest woman to rap in a battle, at the age of 13–14 in the original story, after Wendy, who is 8 years old.
    • She is the third-youngest rapper to appear in general, after young Michael Jackson, Ketchum and Wendy.
    • She is the seventh-youngest character to appear overall, after Pleistarchus, Tootie Ramsey, Ketchum, Ignorance and Want, young Michael Jackson and Wendy
  • She is the first female character to die in-battle, and the seventh character overall to do so.
  • She, alongside Montague, is the third/fourth work whose creator is portrayed in another ERB, after Gandalf and HAL 9000.
  • She is the second rapper to not rap at all in a verse, after Bonnie Parker.