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Karl Marx

EpicLLOYD as Karl Marx
Character information
Birth name Karl Heinrich Marx
Nickname(s) The Moor
Old Nick
Charley
Born May 5, 1818
Trier, Kingdom of Prussia
Died March 14, 1883 (aged 64)
London, England
Physical description
Hair White (formerly Black)
Eyes Blue
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in Henry Ford vs Karl Marx
Vs Henry Ford
Release date December 1, 2023
Official vote(s) 71% (ERB YouTube poll)
Location(s) Black and white wall
Industrial plants
Forest
It's Karl Marx! Prepare to be rhyme stomped!
— Karl Marx

Karl Marx battled Henry Ford in Henry Ford vs Karl Marx. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rapper

Karl Marx was a German-born philosopher, economist, political theorist, historian, sociologist, journalist, and revolutionary socialist. His best-known works are the 1848 pamphlet The Communist Manifesto and the three-volume Das Kapital; the latter employs his critical approach of historical materialism in an analysis of capitalism and represents his greatest intellectual achievement. Marx's ideas and theories and their subsequent development, collectively known as Marxism, have exerted enormous influence on modern intellectual, economic and political history.

Following the death of his wife Jenny in December 1881, Marx developed a catarrh that kept him in ill health for the last 15 months of his life. It eventually brought on the bronchitis and pleurisy that killed him in London on 14 March 1883, when he died a stateless person at age 64.

Marx has been described as one of the most influential figures in human history, and his work has been both lauded and criticised. Karl Marx's writings would help to popularize the ideology of communism, which has influenced several major world powers in the 20th century. Leaders such as Vladimir Lenin, Che Guevara, Mao Zedong, and Fidel Castro utilized the Marxist ideology of uniting the working class against the ruling class as the foundation for political revolutions and restructurings of power.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

Who's that proud Young Hegelian, heavy drinking, card-carrying,

Future thinking, Lincoln letter inking proletarian?

It's Karl Marx! Prepare to be rhyme stomped!

I'm dropping you like Hitler dropped your name in Mein Kampf!

My concepts didn't cause mass graves, greed did!

You'd get that from books, but you didn't read shit!

Your self-made man story's dung from a Taurus!

Your daddy's two hands gave you a free farm and forest!

You were the first of six kids till the seventh killed your mother!

Maybe that's why you spied on your workers like Big Brother!

Your Model T-total lack of style is killing me!

We can't take shit from you according to ability!

Do what your first car can't and back up!

Beating me is like your city in Brazil: nuts!

Verse 2:

Yeesh! Your factory conditions were bleak!

Crammed with machines, cranking out four severed fingers a week!

You controlled what employees could think, drink, and eat,

And when they marched for better wages, shot them dead in the street!

In truth, what you produced were alienated working men

Who would clock into Detroit and lose themselves like Eminem,

And now your Great Lakes state ain't exactly a great sight! (Uh!)

You were worse for Michigan than Flint's water pipes!

Verse 3:

Look, dummy. Sharing money is the communist vision!

Engels' bank was the crank that got the revolution spinning!

We gave everything to see the common people advance!

I'm so down with the cause, I even pawned my own pants!

You grew so out of touch, you sabotaged your only kid!

Edsel's stomach cancer showed more love than you did!

So congrats! Your legacy is in ashes,

Remembered as the fascist-sympathizing cause of climate change and car crashes!

From your newspaper to your Nazi factory 'cross the pond,

Frankly, Hank, it's clear Auschwitz side you were on!

This battle's been a blowout like that hemorrhage in your head!

I'll leave a Ford as expected: found on road, dead!

Trivia

  • Marx was referenced by Vladimir Lenin in Rasputin vs Stalin during the line, "And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!"
    • He was also indirectly mentioned through his ideology, Marxism, by Che Guevara and Donald Trump.
    • This makes him the eighteenth rapper to appear after being mentioned in a previous battle.
  • He is the fifteenth rapper to appear in black-and-white at some point during their battle.
  • A match-up previously featured in a YouTube poll by ERB proposed Karl Marx vs Adam Smith.

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