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Kermit the Frog
Kermit The Frog In Battle.png
Character information
Full name Kermit
Nickname(s) Kermy
Kermit the Frog
First appearance May 9, 1955
Sam and Friends
Physical description
Hair None
Eyes Black
Based on
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Rap battle information
Appeared in Jim Henson vs Stan Lee
Vs Stan Lee
Release date August 3, 2015
Official vote(s) 40% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) Sesame Street

That anger can clutter your mind.
— Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog, alongside Jim Henson, battled Stan Lee in Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. He was voiced and puppeteered by Henson, who was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Kermit the Frog, arguably Jim Henson's most famous Muppet creation, first appeared on a show called Sam and Friends in 1955. Kermit would later appear in other Henson productions; he was the star and host of The Muppet Show, had a significant role in Sesame Street, and served as the logo of The Jim Henson Company. After Henson's death in 1990, Kermit was puppeteered and voiced by Steve Whitmire and continued to star in the Muppet movies, TV shows, and other Muppet appearances until 2017, when he was replaced by current performer Matt Vogel. Many versions of Kermit, including the first one on Sam and Friends, are exhibits in the Smithsonian National Museum of American History in Washington, D.C.


[Note: Kermit the Frog is in green, while Jim Henson is in regular text.]

Verse 1:

I'm glad you got that out. That anger can clutter your mind,

But you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah), so let's just leave it behind.

'Cause I can sense your tension once the verbal fencing starts commencing.

There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing,

And I'm clenching all your strings like you're a puppet in suspension.

Call your superhero friends in. Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging.

Let me mention: I'm impressed by all the vision that it took

For you to sign your name on all of Jack Kirby's comic books.

Verse 2:

(Aw.) Stan, don't be sad. We all have a time to go. (Yeah…)

Most of the internet thought that you died 12 years ago,

But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible.

The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible.

There is no beef between us. We're two minds of the same kind,

And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind.