Larry Bird | |
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EpicLLOYD as Larry Bird (right) | |
Character information | |
Birth name | Larry Joe Bird |
Nickname(s) | The Great White Hope The Hick from French Lick Larry Legend Uncle Larry |
Born | December 7, 1956 (age 67) West Baden Springs, Indiana |
Physical description | |
Hair | Blond |
Eyes | Blue |
Based on | |
Conflict information | |
Appeared in | Larry Bird vs Big Bird |
Vs | Big Bird |
Votes on community poll | N/A |
Release date | January 26, 2019 |
“ | Let me give you 3 pointers!
— Larry Bird
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Larry Bird battled Big Bird in the Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays battle, Larry Bird vs Big Bird. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
Information on the rapper
Larry Joe Bird was born on December 7th, 1956, in West Baden Springs, Indiana. He is a professional basketball executive, former coach, and former player, most recently serving as president of the Indiana Pacers in the National Basketball Association. After retiring as a player for the Boston Celtics, he was a mainstay in the Indiana Pacers organization, but stepped down from the position of president following the first round of the 2017 Eastern Conference playoffs. He has been described as one of the greatest basketball players and greatest shooters of all time.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
The Legend spits raw like an oyster!
'Bout to school this Muppet how to rap, so let me give you 3 pointers!
One: Don't talk about being a freak!
You got accordion legs and Bert's head for a beak!
Two: Don't dress in yellow when you come to Boston!
I'll slap your happy ass and call you Magic Johnson!
Three: You don't deserve a prize just for trying!
The only thing you taught kids is how to suck at flying!
Verse 2:
Well, that was some fowl language, but I wear the crown!
You're made of turkey feathers, but you'll never be down
With the Celtics, and I don't need to talk much smack
To beat a handsy bird who bounces kids on his lap!
It's sad they never told you the deal!
Pssst, your only real friend, Snuffy, he ain't even real!
So you wanna battle me again? You better say no,
Or else you'll get another size 17 boot to the egghole!
Trivia
- Bird is the second basketball player to rap, after Michael Jordan.
- At 6' 9" (2.06 meters), he is the tallest real-life person to be used in a battle.
- This makes him taller than any ERB actor, as the tallest, Rhett McLaughlin, is only 6' 7".