Larry Bird
Larry Bird Title Card
EpicLLOYD as Larry Bird (right)
Character information
Birth name Larry Joe Bird
Nickname(s) The Great White Hope
The Hick from French Lick
Larry Legend
Uncle Larry
Born December 7, 1956 (age 63)
West Baden Springs, Indiana
Physical description
Hair Blond
Eyes Blue
Based on
Larry Bird Based On
Conflict information
Appeared in Larry Bird vs Big Bird
Vs Big Bird
Votes on community poll N/A
Release date January 26, 2019

Let me give you 3 pointers!
— Larry Bird

Larry Bird battled Big Bird in the Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays battle, Larry Bird vs Big Bird. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

Larry Joe Bird was born on December 7th, 1956, in West Baden Springs, Indiana. He is a professional basketball executive, former coach, and former player, most recently serving as president of the Indiana Pacers in the National Basketball Association. After retiring as a player for the Boston Celtics, he was a mainstay in the Indiana Pacers organization, but stepped down from the position of president following the first round of the 2017 Eastern Conference playoffs. He has been described as one of the greatest basketball players and greatest shooters of all time.


Verse 1:

The Legend spits raw like an oyster!

'Bout to school this Muppet how to rap, so let me give you 3 pointers!

One: Don't talk about being a freak!

You got accordion legs and Bert's head for a beak!

Two: Don't dress in yellow when you come to Boston!

I'll slap your happy ass and call you Magic Johnson!

Three: You don't deserve a prize just for trying!

The only thing you taught kids is how to suck at flying!

Verse 2:

Well, that was some fowl language, but I wear the crown!

You're made of turkey feathers, but you'll never be down

With the Celtics, and I don't need to talk much smack

To beat a handsy bird who bounces kids on his lap!

It's sad they never told you the deal!

Pssst, your only real friend, Snuffy, he ain't even real!

So you wanna battle me again? You better say no,

Or else you'll get another size 17 boot to the egghole!


  • Bird is the second basketball player to rap, after Michael Jordan.
  • At 6' 9" (2.06 meters), he is the tallest real-life person to be used in a battle.
    • This makes him taller than any ERB actor, as the tallest, Rhett McLaughlin, is only 6' 7".


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