[Note: Lewis is in dark brown, Clark is in light brown, Bill is in blue, Ted is in dark red, Rufus is in gray, and the bald eagle is in olive. Both rappers on a team rapping at the same time is in regular text.]
Lewis & Clark:
You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark
'Cause we cut a path through MCs like a walk in the park,
Then give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts,
Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked!
We're two traveling wordsmiths spitting hotter than a furnace,
And we'll own you on the mic like the Louisiana Purchase!
You're worthless!Your future selves shoulda told you that.
Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back!
We discovered bears and beavers and prairie dogs and weasels,
Rattlesnakes and catfish, owls, larks and eagles,
And plus flora galore!And according to our observations,
These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered!
We inspired pioneers and travelers near and far.
You inspired air guitar and Dude, Where's My Car?.
We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature,
So step off!But tell Bill's stepmom: "Don't be a stranger!"
Bill & Ted:
Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.
I've heard better insults drop from Socrates' anus!
That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,
And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!
However, Socrates is the first future rapper to be portrayed by the same actor for both appearances.
On August 22, 2016, "Got a feeling Season 5.5 is gonna be most excellent. [air guitar]" was written in the description, referencing Bill & Ted's quote "Excellent", then followed up by air guitar noises.
Not including the recording sessions or green screen cuts, this is the fourth battle to have more than one Behind the Scenes video.
This is the fourth battle to have additional music added in created by the ERB crew.
This is the sixth battle to reuse footage for cameos.
This battle's Behind the Scenes is sponsored by Audible.com, an audio book website.
Socrates was the only one who did not make an previously rap in an ERB when the battle was released, but he still makes a cameo appearance since Lloyd dressed as him at the time Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers was being recorded and got added in before release.