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Luke Skywalker

A Lego Minifigure as Luke Skywalker
Character information
Full name Luke Skywalker
Nickname(s) Master Luke
Luke Starkiller
Farm Boy
First appearance November 12, 1976
Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker
Born 19 BBY
Polis Massa
Died 34 ABY
Ahch-To
Physical description
Hair Blonde (later Gray)
Eyes Blue
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker
Vs Harry Potter
Release date December 5, 2020
Official vote(s) TBA
Location(s) Tatooine
Millennium Falcon
Dagobah
A black stage
Space
Hoth
Hogwarts Castle
The Death Star
Endor


I'm a rhyming Jedi, like my father before me!
— Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker battled Harry Potter in Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker.  He was portrayed by a Lego Minifigure and voiced by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Luke Skywalker is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the original film trilogy of the Star Wars franchise created by George Lucas. Portrayed by Mark Hamill, Luke first appeared in Star Wars (1977), returning for its sequels The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and Return of the Jedi (1983). Three decades later, after the Walt Disney Company's purchase of Lucasfilm Ltd., he reprised the role in the Star Wars sequel trilogy, appearing in all three films: The Force Awakens (2015), The Last Jedi (2017), and The Rise of Skywalker (2019).

Luke Skywalker is the son of "chosen" Jedi Anakin Skywalker, better known as Darth Vader, being born shortly after his father's turn to the dark side of the Force and the resulting rise of the tyrannical Galactic Empire and raised by Owen Lars, a family friend of his father, unaware of his lineage. Twenty years later, he became involved in the rebel war against the Empire by meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi, his father's former mentor, while seeking to help rescue Princess Leia Organa, who is later revealed to be his sister, and ultimately destroying the planet-destroying imperial space station known as the Death Star. Some time later, Luke battled Darth Vader, who cut off his hand and revealed his true identity to his son, who had been told that Vader had killed his father. Following additional training as a Jedi by Master Yoda, Luke would eventually fight his father again, and ultimately redeemed him by sparing his life and in turn being saved from the Emperor by Vader, who died in the process. Luke would later lead the restoration of the Jedi Order and the continued struggles against the remnants of the Empire.

In the sequel trilogy, Luke Skywalker has gone into self-imposed exile after his new Jedi Order was destroyed by his nephew, Ben Solo A.K.A. Kylo Ren upon his turn to the dark side, and has become disillusioned with their traditions upon his failure. He is eventually convinced to join the battle against the First Order, making a last stand against Kylo Ren after which he becomes one with the Force. He later reappears as a Force spirit in The Rise of Skywalker.

Lyrics

[Note: Luke Skywalker is in tan, while Han Solo, R2-D2 and Yoda is in regular text.]

Verse 1:

I don't know who made you shoot first, but that missed.

If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this!

(Ooh) I'm a rhyming Jedi like my father before me.

Your talking hat shoulda put you in Gryffin-dorky!

Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!

You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!

Let's see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude,

Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude,

Learns that he's been destined to have powerful gifts,

But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! (Swing it!)

My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey!

Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley!

Hit you with the Wampa raps, I get icy!

Land'em in your face like: "That'll do nicely."

I fly the X-Wing to save a planet from massacre,

You fly a broom like some kind of magical janitor!

Your Dumble-dweeb army likes to think that you're the best,

But all you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest!

Verse 2:

[beep boop beep] That’s right, R2 It does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet.

[boop beep beep] Haha! Maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit.

I think it's pretty clear that you and I are pretty different:

My drive's hyper, your drive's Privet!

I've got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine!

You couldn't pull in the win with a tractor beam!

I crushed an empire a galaxy large!

I blew up the Death Star; you blew up Aunt Marge!

I'll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can't be healing you.

Unlike a great disturbance in the Force, I'm not feeling you!

Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck.

Because your own skills Wingardium Levio-suck!

You're a dud like Dursley, but worse.

And I’d rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse!

Verse 3:

You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped.

If I wanted teenage wizardry I'd call Selena Gomez!

My attack tactics are galactically hardcore,

Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars!

I learned flow from the best in the biz! Get funky!

So of you, the end this is! Maclunkey!

My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius!

Twist you up like death sticks, I'm Bellatrix: dead Sirius!

No need to Expelliarmus, you're harmless in a duel.

Call me the Hogwarts Express: I just took you to school!

Trivia

  • A teaser for Skywalker appeared in the outro of Donald Trump vs Joe Biden.
  • He is the fourth rapper portrayed by a Lego Minifigure, after Zeus and Thor and together with Harry Potter.
  • He is the third rapper from the Star Wars franchise, after Darth Vader and Boba Fett.
  • He is the first fictional rapper whose canonical actor (Mark Hamill) was previously represented by another character in a separate ERB, with both ERB versions being based on his portrayal.
  • He is the first ERB rapper of immediate familial relation to a rapper previously featured in a separate battle.
  • He was indirectly mentioned by Adolf Hitler in Hitler vs Vader 2, during the line "You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!"
  • The beginning of Hitler vs Vader 3 recreates a specific scene from Return of the Jedi involving Luke, with Hitler standing in for him.
  • On an community post on ERB's channel celebrating the 1 year anniversary of The Joker vs Pennywise it used the Star Wars-associated phrase "far, far away" to hint at Skywalker's appearance.

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