Michael Bay
Michael Bay In Battle
Nice Peter as Michael Bay
Character information
Birth name Michael Benjamin Bay
Nickname(s) Bayhem
Born February 17, 1965 (age 55)
Los Angeles, California, United States
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Blue
Based on
Michael Bay Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
Vs Steven Spielberg
Alfred Hitchcock
Quentin Tarantino
Stanley Kubrick
Release date December 15, 2014
Official vote(s) N/A
Location(s) A sunset
Mother fucking money!
— Michael Bay

Michael Bay battled Steven Spielberg, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, and Stanley Kubrick in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Michael Benjamin Bay was born on February 17th, 1965, in Los Angeles, California, United States. He is an American film director and producer who is known for directing high-budget action films that have a strong use of fast edits, stylistic visuals, and an even more excessive use of special effects, usually consisting of explosions. His films, which include The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, and the Transformers film series, have grossed over $5 billion U.S. dollars worldwide. Despite his considerable success at the international box office, Bay has been heavily criticized for his work by film critics and viewers claiming that he "goes too overboard with special effects" due to his versions of the Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!

Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do?

I swoop low with the telephoto; no Bruckheimer, I work solo.

If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about mother fucking money!

I make that dollar, y'all, mother fucking money!

Even make Mark Wahlberg make some mother fucking money!

I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money!

Rose to The Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money!

I ain't got that guilt money! I don't give a fuck!

I take my checks to the bank, and I sign 'em with my nuts!

I give the people what they love, while the critics say I'm evil!

Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel!

Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle!

When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal!


  • Prior to his appearance, Bay and his films are referenced negatively by each of the previous four directors in the battle, thus provoking him to enter.
    • He is the tenth rapper to enter due to something said by another rapper(s).
  • Zach Sherwin has rapped as Bay in an Off the Top video against Steven Spielberg.
  • According to Nice Peter in On The Rocks with New Media Rockstar, Bay was "almost a joking impression of Kanye West".


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