(Weird definition.) |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{BattleTabRM |
+ | {{BattleTabRM|battle=Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc}} |
| − | |battle= Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc |
||
| − | }} |
||
| − | [[File:180px-HQMileyvsJoan.jpg| |
+ | [[File:180px-HQMileyvsJoan.jpg|right|200px]] |
==='''[[Miley Cyrus]]:'''=== |
==='''[[Miley Cyrus]]:'''=== |
||
| + | |||
'''Let me guess, you're here to hate.''' |
'''Let me guess, you're here to hate.''' |
||
| Line 14: | Line 13: | ||
''(Cyrus is an up-and-coming celebrity, with lots of fans. Fans often want an autograph, so to get one, a fan must wait in line. She is telling Joan that if she wants to talk to her, she has to wait.)'' |
''(Cyrus is an up-and-coming celebrity, with lots of fans. Fans often want an autograph, so to get one, a fan must wait in line. She is telling Joan that if she wants to talk to her, she has to wait.)'' |
||
| − | '''Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day |
+ | '''Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day''' |
| − | ''(Cyrus thrust the "twerk" dance into the spotlight, though the dance was already gaining popularity among girls in small circles despite being sex-forward.)'' |
+ | ''(Cyrus thrust the "twerk" dance into the spotlight, though the dance was already gaining popularity among girls in small circles despite being sex-forward. Cyrus says she can also battle Joan all day.)'' |
| − | '''To spit harsh words in this French maid's face! |
+ | '''To spit harsh words in this French maid's face!''' |
''(Cyrus sets up to battle Joan, and she'll beat Joan with caustic rhymes.)'' |
''(Cyrus sets up to battle Joan, and she'll beat Joan with caustic rhymes.)'' |
||
| Line 24: | Line 23: | ||
'''You died a virgin girl, who you think you messin' with?''' |
'''You died a virgin girl, who you think you messin' with?''' |
||
| − | ''(Joan of Arc was executed before ever being married (she was 19), nor did her faith permit her to meet a young man; ergo she died a virgin. |
+ | ''(Joan of Arc was executed before ever being married (she was 19), nor did her faith permit her to meet a young man; ergo she died a virgin. It could also be a reference to Joan's nickname "La Pucelle d'Orléans", Pucelle being a modern French word for "virgin girl". Cyrus thinks Joan doesn't know who she's up against.)'' |
'''It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, bitch!''' |
'''It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, bitch!''' |
||
| − | ''(She's Miley Cyrus, claiming to be as popular as, or more popular than fellow Disney alum Britney Spears. Yet, like Spears before her, Cyrus went from teen and tween idol to "bad girl" upon becoming an adult. This is also a reference to Britney Spears's catchphrase "It's Britney, bitch")'' |
+ | ''(She's Miley Cyrus, claiming to be as popular as, or more popular than fellow Disney alum Britney Spears. Yet, like Spears before her, Cyrus went from teen and tween idol to "bad girl" upon becoming an adult. This is also a reference to Britney Spears's catchphrase "It's Britney, bitch!")'' |
| − | '''I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up! |
+ | '''I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up!''' |
| − | + | ''(Cyrus was reportedly under the influence of ecstasy, also known as molly, during a party. She is, after all, a party animal and the "life of the party". When she enters a room, the party gets wilder. This could also be a reference to the lyrics to Miley's song "We Can't Stop" that say "Dancin' with Molly" which is commonly heard as "Dancin' with Miley". )'' |
|
| − | '''You're getting lifted on a stake, get that body |
+ | '''You're getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up!''' |
''(Joan of Arc was tied to a stake and then burned by the English armies that overtook France.)'' |
''(Joan of Arc was tied to a stake and then burned by the English armies that overtook France.)'' |
||
Revision as of 22:41, 26 January 2014
Miley Cyrus:
Let me guess, you're here to hate.
(Cyrus assumes that Joan of Arc has come to diss her, because many people have been criticizing Miley's recent actions and behaviors.)
Well, you can stand in the autograph line and wait!
(Cyrus is an up-and-coming celebrity, with lots of fans. Fans often want an autograph, so to get one, a fan must wait in line. She is telling Joan that if she wants to talk to her, she has to wait.)
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
(Cyrus thrust the "twerk" dance into the spotlight, though the dance was already gaining popularity among girls in small circles despite being sex-forward. Cyrus says she can also battle Joan all day.)
To spit harsh words in this French maid's face!
(Cyrus sets up to battle Joan, and she'll beat Joan with caustic rhymes.)
You died a virgin girl, who you think you messin' with?
(Joan of Arc was executed before ever being married (she was 19), nor did her faith permit her to meet a young man; ergo she died a virgin. It could also be a reference to Joan's nickname "La Pucelle d'Orléans", Pucelle being a modern French word for "virgin girl". Cyrus thinks Joan doesn't know who she's up against.)
It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, bitch!
(She's Miley Cyrus, claiming to be as popular as, or more popular than fellow Disney alum Britney Spears. Yet, like Spears before her, Cyrus went from teen and tween idol to "bad girl" upon becoming an adult. This is also a reference to Britney Spears's catchphrase "It's Britney, bitch!")
I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up!
(Cyrus was reportedly under the influence of ecstasy, also known as molly, during a party. She is, after all, a party animal and the "life of the party". When she enters a room, the party gets wilder. This could also be a reference to the lyrics to Miley's song "We Can't Stop" that say "Dancin' with Molly" which is commonly heard as "Dancin' with Miley". )
You're getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up!
(Joan of Arc was tied to a stake and then burned by the English armies that overtook France.)
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic, I milk it.
(A reference to Miley's family farm, where she grew up. One would milk cows on a farm like this, so Miley would be skilled at it, similar to how when she sings she's very skilled, so when she's on the mic, it's like she's milking a cow. Also a reference to her love of cock.)
You could say this rap is like my alter ego cause I killed it!
(Cyrus used the Hannah Montana stage name, her alter ego, until her TV show ended its run. She explained her reasons for "killing" the character in an interview. She believes that she has already won this battle before Joan even takes a turn, as "to kill (something)" means that the thing referred to has been mastered in full.)
Joan of Arc:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak.
(Joan of Arc was a devout Catholic, so she prays to God in advance of her counterattack on Cyrus, believing it a sin to do so.)
I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek,
(As a woman of deep faith, Joan claimed that she heard voices from on high that told her how to act. She cites a Scripture verse here: "If a man should strike you on the cheek, turn to him and offer the other also." From this comes the expression "to turn the other cheek" which loosely means "to allow something to happen without (negatively) reacting to it".)
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through her teeth!
(Cyrus is notorious for letting her tongue stick out during photo ops, but Joan of Arc is going to pull it out through Cyrus' teeth once she's defeated her opponent.)
Je suis la fille en feu, call me Katniss Everdeen!
(This is pure French for "I am the girl on fire", a reference to her being burned at the stake. Katniss Everdeen is the female lead in the "The Hunger Games" book series. In one event in the series, Everdeen wears a fire-themed costume. During the first book and movie, she is referred to as the "Girl on Fire" by the citizens of the Capitol. It might refer to the second book in the series, "Catching Fire" that, incidentally, was being released as a film at the time of the battle.)
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint,
(A patron saint is one chosen to represent and keep watch over a group of people or things, as St. Francis of Assisi is said to have defended animals and the poor. Joan of Arc was extraordinarily courageous for one so young, declared a saint, and was therefore badass; thus she has taken it upon herself to represent all badass women.)
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray.
(Joan is calling Miley a whore by saying that Miley gets on her knees to perform fellatio, more commonly called a blowjob. Joan herself falls to her knees before she prays.)
I came to Frenchmen's aid in their time of need,
(Joan saw her first visions at the age of 12 and was recruited by local infantry at 16, having posed as a young man successfully. Her strategy was instrumental in the French victories in and around Orleans.)
Cause I'm the maid of Orleans. You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey.
(Joan was, once again, known as "La Pucelle d'Orléans" (The Maiden of Orleans). Cyrus is being compared to outlandish jewelry worn at a Mardi Gras fête and said to bring luck.)
My Father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya.
(Joan's "father" referenced here is actually God, who, Joan being very religious, called her to stand up for what was right. Billy Ray Cyrus only taught Miley about music.)
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa!
(Joan claimed at trial that she was "called" by three saints in a dream to drive the English out of France, much as a priest or pastor must be summoned to serve his people through God and which would be from a very "high" position of authority. Cyrus once posted that she received a text message from rapper Wiz Khalifa, which is technically a call between cell phones. This could also be a reference to the Mike WiLL Made-It song "23" in which both Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa appear. Wiz Khalifa is known for getting high (on drugs), so this could be her "highest" calling.)
You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph:
(Joan of Arc was executed for heresy, or acting against the Church, but was found innocent years after her death and proclaimed a martyr; she had died strong in her faith. She tells Cyrus to imagine what could be inscribed on her headstone when she dies, which follows.)
"Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass."
(At the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, Miley Cyrus performed a duet with Robin Thicke, in which she bent over and twerked right in front of his genitals. The entire world was watching the award show at the time, and therefore, it has become popular news. It is also a reference to a popular joke about Miley's butt being too flat to be able to twerk.)
Miley Cyrus:
Sweet burn. (ooh! tss.) no pun intended.
(Another reference to Joan of Arc's burning at the stake. There is also a reference to the characters Amber and Ashley from Hannah Montana, who had their catch phrase of "Ooh" followed by the burning noise "Tss." Miley Stewart and Lilly Truscott make their brief appearance here, as in the first episode of Hannah Montana, Miley and Lilly had mocked Amber and Ashley's typical catchphrase by doing it themselves.)
You're a cross-dressing peasant betrayed by those you defended!
(Joan of Arc posed as a young boy to participate in the Hundred Years' War, and her influence won many battles for France. However, when Joan was captured in battle, the French king, Charles VII, did little to intervene to help her. She was eventually bought back by the English government who led her into her trial and execution. She was born to a peasant family and, as a young woman in medieval Europe, would have no social standing or personal freedom.)
But when I come under fire, I can hashtag handle it!
(When Cyrus is the target of negative publicity, she takes to Twitter to spin it her way. Twitter users deploy a "hashtag", or pound symbol (#), to link topics of interest, as in #HandleIt.)
If God's in your corner, girl you need better management.
(If Joan of Arc had God, an all powerful deity, on her side, the only reason she could have been burned alive is if she had bad management.)
Joan of Arc:
Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet[2] skank!
(Joan returns fire for Cyrus' last line having used the Holy Name with disrespect and therefore committing blasphemy, which violates the Third Commandment ("You will not take the name of Yahveh your God in vain, for Yahveh will not hold without guilt one who has taken His name in vain."). She again calls Cyrus a whore.)
Your manager's riding you to the achy breaky bank!
("Achy-Breaky Heart" was Billy Ray Cyrus' most famous song. Joan contends that Miley Cyrus' management is just using her fame to make money.)
Be thankful for your talent, don't just rub it on your crotch.
(Reference to a public comment by songstress Mariah Carey, a contemporary and one of Cyrus' mentors, regarding Cyrus' bizarre behavior at the MTV VMA's.)
Keep your party in the USA, Vive la France!
("Party in the USA" was a Cyrus mega-hit song, but Joan counters this with "Long live France!" She wants no part of Cyrus' antics.)
Annotation
- ↑ As with the vast majority of medieval names, the "Arc" in " Joan of Arc" is a house or clan name, not a true surname. Read it as "Joan of the house of Arc". The native name, d'Arc, makes this easy to grasp.
- ↑ This sounds like it should be "wretched", as there may have been a proofreading error during captioning that stuck in the video. The term has recently entered the Urban Dictionary as slang for a diva or prima donna.
