| Mother Teresa | |
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 Cara Francis as Mother Teresa | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu |
| Nickname(s) | Mother Teresa Sister Mary Teresa Saint Teresa of Calcutta |
| Born | August 26, 1910 Skopje, Republic of Macedonia |
| Died | September 5, 1997 (aged 87) Kolkata, West Bengal, India |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Gray (formerly brown) |
| Eyes | Light brown |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud |
| Vs | Sigmund Freud |
| Release date | TBA |
| Official vote(s) | TBA |
| Location(s) | TBA |
| “ | I'm a missionary of charity M.C.
— Mother Teresa
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Mother Teresa will battle Sigmund Freud in Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud. She will be portrayed by Cara Francis.
Information of the rapper
Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu was born on August 26th, 1910, in Skopje (now the capital of Macedonia), then part of the Kosovo Vilayet of the Ottoman Empire. After living in Macedonia for eighteen years she moved to Ireland in order to learn English and then to India, where she became a Roman Catholic nun and missionary. Upon taking her first religious vows, she chose to be named after Thérèse de Lisieux, the patron saint of missionaries.
In 1950 Teresa founded the Missionaries of Charity, a Roman Catholic religious congregation which had over 4,500 nuns and was active in 133 countries in 2012. The congregation manages homes for people dying of HIV/AIDS, leprosy and tuberculosis; soup kitchens; dispensaries and mobile clinics; children's- and family-counselling programs; orphanages, and schools. Members, who take vows of chastity, poverty, and obedience, also profess a fourth vow: to give "wholehearted free service to the poorest of the poor."
As the reach of Teresa's congregation grew, so too did her own fame, and she has been the subject of films, books and other media. While many admired her charitable work, which earned her honors like the 1962 Ramon Magsaysay Peace Prize and 1979 Nobel Peace Prize, others took issue with her opposition to abortion, as well as the poor conditions in her houses for the dying. Despite this, she has become a symbol of peace and humble service to many millions of people the world over.
She was canonized as a saint of the Roman Catholic church on September 4, 2016, with her feast day on the anniversary of her death (September 5th). On September 6, 2017, Teresa was named co-patron of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Calcutta, alongside St. Francis Xavier.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Mother Teresa, for short, call me "M.T."
I'm a missionary of charity M.C.
Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for Jesus
A one woman Nun-DMC
I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly
You're oh-for-thirteen as a nominee
I've got lines like the DMV
And being me takes balls, but I ain't got no D envy!
Who could ask for a better adversary on the mic
Than the father of psychoanalysis? Psych!
Look at that egghead! Mama wants some omelettes
I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex
I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers
To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured
Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents
Complaining on the couch for two hundred bucks an hour!
Verse 2:
You call that a verse? You're super-ego-trippin'
I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slippin'!
I built mad missions in my savior's name
All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine!
Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat
Your flows are so poor I should be washing their feet
Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me
I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary!
Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you,
I'll have to go into confession just for standing next to you
You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again (Ooh!)
I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen!
Trivia
- On April 8th, 2019, the ERB Channel updated its banner to feature a picture of Teresa, along with fellow rappers Theodore Roosevelt, Gandhi, and Che Guevara, as well as several historical figures who have yet to appear in an ERB: Charlie Chaplin and Hermann Rorschach.
- She is the first female rapper to be a title character since Wonder Woman.
- She is the third rapper to mention God in their lyrics, similar to, The Easter Bunny, Joan of Arc and Ellen DeGeneres.
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