Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud is the seventy-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 6. It features Albanian-Indian Roman Catholic nun and missionary, Mother Teresa, rapping against Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. It was released on September 22nd, 2019.
You'd have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead!
I help people live, you watch people die
To get souls for a man in the sky!
You took credit that you didn't deserve,
You're the fakest sister act since Whoopi Goldberg!
You were running Project Pimp the Projects,
To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!
I can see right through you and you've got no flavor,
I'm battling a communion wafer!
You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping!
I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!
I built mad missions in my savior's name,
All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine!
Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat!
Your flows are so poor, I should be washing their feet!
Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me!
I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary!
Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you,
I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you!
You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again! (Ooh!)
I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen!
I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny
Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money.
(Ooh!) An exception to my theory! I can't believe this!
Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with!
You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable!
I've seen better care given to organic vegetables!
All these tokens and smoke and miracles,
You really believe all this stuff? You're hysterical!
I've got the libido to continue to beat ya,
But our time is up, Teresa.
This battle was written in conjunction with members of the ERB Patreon. Patrons in the "Writer" and "Director" tiers on Discord were able to submit lines for the rappers, which were then incorporated into the battle.
Not counting his foot, this is the first battle of Season 6 to not feature EpicLLOYD.