Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud is the seventy-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 6. It features Albanian-Indian Roman Catholic nun and missionary, Mother Teresa, rapping against Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. It was released on September 22nd, 2019.
Nice Peter as Sigmund Freud
Cara Francis as Mother Teresa
Mother Teresa, for short, call me "M.T."
I'm a Missionary of Charity M.C.
Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for Jesus,
A one woman Nun-DMC!
I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly,
You're 0-for-13 as a nominee!
I got lines like the DMV
And being me takes balls, but I ain't got no D-envy!
I couldn't ask for a better adversary on the mic
Than the father of psychoanalysis. Psych!
Look at that egghead! Momma wants some omelettes,
I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex!
I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers
To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured!
Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents
Complaining on the couch for 200 bucks an hour!
Jokes I can make about your looks: abundant.
Your chastity vow: redundant.
But that's enough about Mary B.
Let's turn to my favorite subject: me!
I got mouth cancer, wasn't feeling so hot,
Had the Doc put me down with a morphine shot.
Thank imaginary God I wasn't in one of your beds,
You'd have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead!
I help people live, you watch people die
To get souls for a man in the sky!
You took credit that you didn't deserve,
You're the fakest sister act since Whoopi Goldberg!
You were running Project Pimp the Projects,
To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!
I can see right through you and you've got no flavor,
I'm battling a communion wafer!
You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping!
I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!
I built mad missions in my savior's name,
All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine!
Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat!
Your flows are so poor, I should be washing their feet!
Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me!
I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary!
Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you,
I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you!
You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again! (Ooh!)
I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen!
I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny
Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money.
(Ooh!) An exception to my theory! I can't believe this!
Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with!
You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable!
I've seen better care given to organic vegetables!
All these tokens and smoke and miracles,
You really believe all this stuff? You're hysterical!
I've got the libido to continue to beat ya,
But our time is up, Teresa.
- A demo of the battle can be accessed on the ERB Patreon.
- Several times throughout the video, Freud's wig can be seen slightly sticking off of his head.
- The subtitles for the line "To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!" feature an additional "a", making the line read "Cal-cutta a check".
- The line "I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!" is written as "I'd gotta say, Sigmund".
- In the line "I built mad missions in my savior's name", "savior's" is misspelled as the plural "saviors".