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Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud

Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud. Epic Rap Battles of History

Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud is the seventy-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 6. It features Albanian-Indian Roman Catholic nun and missionary, Mother Teresa, rapping against Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. It was released on September 22nd, 2019.

Cast

Nice Peter as Sigmund Freud

Cara Francis as Mother Teresa

EpicLLOYD as a poor person's foot (cameo)

Lyrics

Mother Teresa:

Mother Teresa, for short, call me "M.T."

I'm a Missionary of Charity M.C.

Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for Jesus,

A one woman Nun-DMC!

I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly,

You're 0-for-13 as a nominee!

I got lines like the DMV

And being me takes balls, but I ain't got no D-envy!

I couldn't ask for a better adversary on the mic

Than the father of psychoanalysis. Psych!

Look at that egghead! Momma wants some omelettes,

I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex!

I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers

To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured!

Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents

Complaining on the couch for 200 bucks an hour!

Sigmund Freud:

Jokes I can make about your looks: abundant.

Your chastity vow: redundant.

But that's enough about Mary B.

Let's turn to my favorite subject: me!

I got mouth cancer, wasn't feeling so hot,

Had the Doc put me down with a morphine shot.

Thank imaginary God I wasn't in one of your beds,

You'd have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead!

I help people live, you watch people die

To get souls for a man in the sky!

You took credit that you didn't deserve,

You're the fakest sister act since Whoopi Goldberg!

You were running Project Pimp the Projects,

To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!

I can see right through you and you've got no flavor,

I'm battling a communion wafer!

Mother Teresa:

You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping!

I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!

I built mad missions in my savior's name,

All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine!

Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat!

Your flows are so poor, I should be washing their feet!

Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me!

I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary!

Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you,

I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you!

You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again! (Ooh!)

I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen!

Sigmund Freud:

I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny

Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money.

(Ooh!) An exception to my theory! I can't believe this!

Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with!

You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable!

I've seen better care given to organic vegetables!

All these tokens and smoke and miracles,

You really believe all this stuff? You're hysterical!

I've got the libido to continue to beat ya,

But our time is up, Teresa.

Poll

Who Won?
 
509
 
996
 

The poll was created at 18:30 on September 22, 2019, and so far 1505 people voted.

Trivia

General

  • This battle was written in conjunction with members of the ERB Patreon. Patrons in the "Writer" and "Director" tiers on Discord were able to submit lines for the rappers, which were then incorporated into the battle.
  • Not counting his foot, this is the first battle of Season 6 to not feature EpicLLOYD.
  • This is the fifth battle to not include any profanities, after Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison, Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder, and Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin
  • In the behind the scenes video for this battle, "Thanos vs the Beatles Dec" was written on a whiteboard behind Atul Singh, possibly referencing the whiteboard appearance of "8 Thanos vs Oppenheimer Nov" in the behind the scenes for Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin.
    • The whiteboard also features the suggestions "Gwen Stefani vs Groucho Marx" and "Jeebus vs Jeb Bush".
  • A second part to the Behind the Scenes can be accessed on the ERB Patreon, and is available for the public to watch.[1]

Errors

  • Several times throughout the video, Freud's wig can be seen slightly sticking off of his head.
  • The subtitles for the line "To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!" feature an additional "a", making the line read "Cal-cutta a check".
  • The line "I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!" is written as "I'd gotta say, Sigmund".
  • In the line "I built mad missions in my savior's name", "savior's" is misspelled as the plural "saviors".

Related videos

References

Epic Rap Battles of History
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