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|releasedate = September 22, 2019 |
|releasedate = September 22, 2019 |
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|erbnumber = 77 |
|erbnumber = 77 |
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+ | |youtubeviews = 5,000,000+ (as of November 15) |
|videolength = 2:45 |
|videolength = 2:45 |
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|previous = [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]] |
|previous = [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]] |
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| − | |next = |
+ | |next = [[Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula]] |
|beat = [https://www.soundclick.com/html5/v4/player.cfm?type=single&songid=13744910 Love It] |
|beat = [https://www.soundclick.com/html5/v4/player.cfm?type=single&songid=13744910 Love It] |
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| − | |bpm = 108 |
+ | |bpm = 108 |
|producer = [[Tone Jonez]] |
|producer = [[Tone Jonez]] |
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|appearingactors = [[Nice Peter]]<br>[[Cara Francis]]<br>[[EpicLLOYD]] |
|appearingactors = [[Nice Peter]]<br>[[Cara Francis]]<br>[[EpicLLOYD]] |
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| − | |rappers = [[File:Mother Teresa In Battle. |
+ | |rappers = [[File:Mother Teresa In Battle.png|50px|link=Mother Teresa]][[File:Sigmund Freud In Battle.png|50px|link=Sigmund Freud]] |
|cameos = A poor person's foot |
|cameos = A poor person's foot |
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| − | |locations = [[Heaven]] |
+ | |locations = [[Heaven]]}} |
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'''Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud''' is the seventy-seventh installment of ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History (YouTube Series)|Epic Rap Battles of History]]'' and the sixth episode of [[Season 6]]. It features Albanian-Indian Roman Catholic nun and missionary, [[Mother Teresa]], rapping against Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, [[Sigmund Freud]]. It was released on September 22nd, 2019. |
'''Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud''' is the seventy-seventh installment of ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History (YouTube Series)|Epic Rap Battles of History]]'' and the sixth episode of [[Season 6]]. It features Albanian-Indian Roman Catholic nun and missionary, [[Mother Teresa]], rapping against Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, [[Sigmund Freud]]. It was released on September 22nd, 2019. |
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I'm a Missionary of Charity M.C. |
I'm a Missionary of Charity M.C. |
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| − | Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] |
+ | Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]], |
| − | A one woman Nun-DMC |
+ | A one woman Nun-DMC! |
| − | I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly |
+ | I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly, |
| − | You're 0-for-13 as a nominee |
+ | You're 0-for-13 as a nominee! |
I got lines like the DMV |
I got lines like the DMV |
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Than the father of psychoanalysis. Psych! |
Than the father of psychoanalysis. Psych! |
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| − | Look at that egghead! Momma wants some omelettes |
+ | Look at that egghead! Momma wants some omelettes, |
| − | I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex |
+ | I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex! |
| − | I gave food, bed, medicine and showers |
+ | I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers |
| − | To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured |
+ | To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured! |
Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents |
Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents |
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Let's turn to my favorite subject: me! |
Let's turn to my favorite subject: me! |
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| − | I got mouth cancer, wasn't feeling so hot |
+ | I got mouth cancer, wasn't feeling so hot, |
| − | Had the Doc put me down with a morphine shot |
+ | Had the Doc put me down with a morphine shot. |
Thank imaginary [[God]] I wasn't in one of your beds, |
Thank imaginary [[God]] I wasn't in one of your beds, |
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You took credit that you didn't deserve, |
You took credit that you didn't deserve, |
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| − | You're the fakest |
+ | You're the fakest sister act since Whoopi Goldberg! |
| − | You were running Project Pimp the Projects |
+ | You were running Project Pimp the Projects, |
To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check! |
To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check! |
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| − | I can see right through you and you've got no flavor |
+ | I can see right through you and you've got no flavor, |
I'm battling a communion wafer! |
I'm battling a communion wafer! |
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==='''Mother Teresa:'''=== |
==='''Mother Teresa:'''=== |
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| − | You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping |
+ | You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping! |
I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping! |
I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping! |
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| − | I built mad missions in my savior's name |
+ | I built mad missions in my savior's name, |
All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine! |
All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine! |
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| − | Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat |
+ | Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat! |
| − | Your flows are so poor, I should be washing their feet |
+ | Your flows are so poor, I should be washing their feet! |
| − | Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me |
+ | Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me! |
I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary! |
I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary! |
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Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you, |
Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you, |
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| − | I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you |
+ | I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you! |
| − | You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again (Ooh!) |
+ | You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again! (Ooh!) |
I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen! |
I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen! |
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I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny |
I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny |
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| − | Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money |
+ | Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money. |
(Ooh!) An exception to my theory! I can't believe this! |
(Ooh!) An exception to my theory! I can't believe this! |
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Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with! |
Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with! |
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| − | You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable |
+ | You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable! |
I've seen better care given to organic vegetables! |
I've seen better care given to organic vegetables! |
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| − | All these tokens and smoke and miracles |
+ | All these tokens and smoke and miracles, |
| − | You really believe all this stuff? |
+ | You really believe all this stuff? You're hysterical! |
| − | I've got the libido to continue to beat ya |
+ | I've got the libido to continue to beat ya, |
| − | But our time is up, Teresa |
+ | But our time is up, Teresa. |
==Poll== |
==Poll== |
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===General=== |
===General=== |
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*This battle was written in conjunction with members of the [[ERB Patreon]]. Patrons in the "Writer" and "Director" tiers on Discord were able to submit lines for the rappers, which were then incorporated into the battle. |
*This battle was written in conjunction with members of the [[ERB Patreon]]. Patrons in the "Writer" and "Director" tiers on Discord were able to submit lines for the rappers, which were then incorporated into the battle. |
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| − | *Not counting his foot, this is the first battle of [[Season 6]] to not feature [[EpicLLOYD]] |
+ | *Not counting his foot, this is the first battle of [[Season 6]] to not feature [[EpicLLOYD]]. |
*This is the fifth battle to not include any profanities, after [[Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking]], [[Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison]], [[Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder]], and [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]]. |
*This is the fifth battle to not include any profanities, after [[Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking]], [[Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison]], [[Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder]], and [[Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin]]. |
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| − | *In the [[Behind the Scenes|behind the scenes]] video for this battle, " |
+ | *In the [[Behind the Scenes|behind the scenes]] video for this battle, "[[Thanos]] vs the Beatles Dec" was written on a whiteboard behind [[Atul Singh]], possibly referencing the whiteboard appearance of "8 Thanos vs Oppenheimer Nov" in the behind the scenes for Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. |
| − | *In the [[Behind the Scenes|behind the scenes]] video for this battle, "[[Thanos]] vs the Beatles Dec" was written on a whiteboard behind EpicLLOYD, possibly referencing the whiteboard appearance of "8 [[Thanos]] vs Oppenheimer Nov" in the behind the scenes for Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. |
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**The whiteboard also features the suggestions "Gwen Stefani vs Groucho Marx" and "Jeebus vs Jeb Bush". |
**The whiteboard also features the suggestions "Gwen Stefani vs Groucho Marx" and "Jeebus vs Jeb Bush". |
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| − | *A second part to the Behind the Scenes can be accessed on the ERB Patreon, and is available for |
+ | *A second part to the Behind the Scenes can be accessed on the ERB Patreon, and is available for the public to watch.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/30157400</ref> |
===Errors=== |
===Errors=== |
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| + | *Several times throughout the video, Freud's wig can be seen slightly sticking off of his head. |
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*The subtitles for the line "To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!" feature an additional "a", making the line read "Cal-cutta ''a'' check". |
*The subtitles for the line "To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!" feature an additional "a", making the line read "Cal-cutta ''a'' check". |
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*The line "I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!" is written as "''I'd'' gotta say, Sigmund". |
*The line "I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!" is written as "''I'd'' gotta say, Sigmund". |
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Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud. ERB Behind The Scenes |
Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud. ERB Behind The Scenes |
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| − | Teresa vs Freud BTS2 |
+ | Teresa vs Freud BTS2 |
</gallery> |
</gallery> |
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Revision as of 00:12, 16 November 2019
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | September 22, 2019 |
| Number | 77 |
| Views | 5,000,000+ (as of November 15) |
| Length | 2:45 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin |
| Next | Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | Love It |
| BPM | 108 |
| Beat producer(s) | Tone Jonez |
| Other information | |
| Actors | Nice Peter Cara Francis EpicLLOYD |
| Rappers |  
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| Cameos | A poor person's foot |
| Location(s) | Heaven |
Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud is the seventy-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the sixth episode of Season 6. It features Albanian-Indian Roman Catholic nun and missionary, Mother Teresa, rapping against Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. It was released on September 22nd, 2019.
Cast
EpicLLOYD as a poor person's foot (cameo)
Lyrics
Mother Teresa:
Mother Teresa, for short, call me "M.T."
I'm a Missionary of Charity M.C.
Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for Jesus,
A one woman Nun-DMC!
I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly,
You're 0-for-13 as a nominee!
I got lines like the DMV
And being me takes balls, but I ain't got no D-envy!
I couldn't ask for a better adversary on the mic
Than the father of psychoanalysis. Psych!
Look at that egghead! Momma wants some omelettes,
I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex!
I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers
To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured!
Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents
Complaining on the couch for 200 bucks an hour!
Sigmund Freud:
Jokes I can make about your looks: abundant.
Your chastity vow: redundant.
But that's enough about Mary B.
Let's turn to my favorite subject: me!
I got mouth cancer, wasn't feeling so hot,
Had the Doc put me down with a morphine shot.
Thank imaginary God I wasn't in one of your beds,
You'd have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead!
I help people live, you watch people die
To get souls for a man in the sky!
You took credit that you didn't deserve,
You're the fakest sister act since Whoopi Goldberg!
You were running Project Pimp the Projects,
To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!
I can see right through you and you've got no flavor,
I'm battling a communion wafer!
Mother Teresa:
You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping!
I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!
I built mad missions in my savior's name,
All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine!
Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat!
Your flows are so poor, I should be washing their feet!
Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me!
I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary!
Everything is sex to you! After I'm through wrecking you,
I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you!
You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again! (Ooh!)
I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen!
Sigmund Freud:
I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny
Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money.
(Ooh!) An exception to my theory! I can't believe this!
Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with!
You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable!
I've seen better care given to organic vegetables!
All these tokens and smoke and miracles,
You really believe all this stuff? You're hysterical!
I've got the libido to continue to beat ya,
But our time is up, Teresa.
Poll
Trivia
General
- This battle was written in conjunction with members of the ERB Patreon. Patrons in the "Writer" and "Director" tiers on Discord were able to submit lines for the rappers, which were then incorporated into the battle.
- Not counting his foot, this is the first battle of Season 6 to not feature EpicLLOYD.
- This is the fifth battle to not include any profanities, after Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison, Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder, and Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin.
- In the behind the scenes video for this battle, "Thanos vs the Beatles Dec" was written on a whiteboard behind Atul Singh, possibly referencing the whiteboard appearance of "8 Thanos vs Oppenheimer Nov" in the behind the scenes for Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin.
- The whiteboard also features the suggestions "Gwen Stefani vs Groucho Marx" and "Jeebus vs Jeb Bush".
- A second part to the Behind the Scenes can be accessed on the ERB Patreon, and is available for the public to watch.[1]
Errors
- Several times throughout the video, Freud's wig can be seen slightly sticking off of his head.
- The subtitles for the line "To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta check!" feature an additional "a", making the line read "Cal-cutta a check".
- The line "I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slipping!" is written as "I'd gotta say, Sigmund".
- In the line "I built mad missions in my savior's name", "savior's" is misspelled as the plural "saviors".
Related videos
Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud. ERB Behind The Scenes
Teresa vs Freud BTS2
