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Mozart
Mozart Title Card
Nice Peter as Mozart
Character information
Birth name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart
Nickname(s) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Born January 27, 1756
Salzburg, Austria
Died December 5, 1791 (aged 35)
Vienna, Austria
Physical description
Hair Blond
White (powdered)
Eyes Blue
Based on
Mozart Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Mozart vs Skrillex
Vs Skrillex
Release date April 8, 2013
Official vote(s) 81% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) A teal old-fashioned flower-pattern
Mozart's residence (YouTube Spot commercial)
My music is two hundred years old, and it's still excellent!
— Mozart

Mozart battled Skrillex in Mozart vs Skrillex. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, better known as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, or simply Mozart, was born on January 27th, 1756, in Salzburg, Austria. He was a renowned and significantly influential composer of the Classical period.

Mozart's career started at an extremely young age. He already was very competent on the violin and the keyboard at the age of five and performed before European royalty. At the age of 25, Mozart moved to Vienna, after several years of frustration by his father; who sabotaged any change of romance for Mozart so that he could support the whole family. Mozart then started working in Vienna as a freelance composer and musician. In 1782, he married Constanze Weber, angering his father even more. Mozart worked in Vienna for nine years; composing, playing, and teaching the subject. Although he had a growing reputation as a famous composer, Mozart had many financial problems and never seemed to have enough money. The death of his father troubled him even more, because the two men never really made up after Mozart moved to Vienna.

On December 5th, 1791, Mozart died, from what was most likely Rheumatic fever, in Vienna, Austria, at the age of 35.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups?

I'm a prodigy, Sonny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up!

My music is two hundred years old, and it's still excellent!

In two more months, the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement!

I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house!

You're like an emo Steve Urkel, and you (ooh!) reek of dead mouse!

I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows what you are,

Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar!

Verse 2:

Oh yes, I've heard that EP, and see, I've transcribed it here.

Tell me, what comes after the sixty-eighth measure of diarrhea?

And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea!

I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!

You go piano to fortississimo!

That means soft to very, very loud, 'cause I'm guessing that you didn't know!

Why don't you put down your Cubase and pick up a real bow?

I rocked harder than you when I was five years old!

Scrapped lyrics

Was that a verse, or just a series of hiccups?

Why don't you step aside and let a prodigy smack a bitch up?!


You better run as fast as you can, 'cause you're a flash in the pan,

And pretty soon all your fans will drag your tracks to the trash cans!

I am a great composer, no one knows what you are!

Something about hitting a dead mouse on a space bar!


Your obnoxious, preposterous songs sound like dog shit,

I was supporting my parents with music before you even knew you were adopted!

Trivia

  • Originally, an unknown guest rapper would have portrayed Mozart, as Nice Peter was going to portray Skrillex, before it was decided that "Lloyd would be much better at the look."[1] The unknown guest rapper(s) were later confirmed in the ERB Patreon to have been either André 3000 or Robert Downey Jr.
  • Mozart was previously referenced in Moses vs Santa Claus on Santa Claus' Naughty List, the reason being that he was "too loud".
    • He is the fourth person to appear after being mentioned in a battle.
  • Nice Peter dressed up as Mozart to film a commercial, as seen in a Monday Show.[2]
  • In the YouTube Spot commercial for Mozart vs Skrillex, an alternate background and costume for Mozart was used.

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References

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