| Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | September 14, 2011 |
| Number | 13 |
| Views | 87M |
| Length | 2:11 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare |
| Next | Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers |
| BPM | 78 |
| Beat producer(s) | MTKArt |
| Other information | |
| Actors | DeStorm Power Nice Peter EpicLLOYD Vince Horiuchi (stunt double) |
| Rappers |  
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| Cameos | John "Hannibal" Smith H. M. Murdock Templeton "Face" Peck Mr. McFeely Stephen Hawking (reused footage) |
| Location(s) | Mister Rogers' Neighborhood A sports ring The A-Team title sequence |
Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers is the thirteenth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the thirteenth episode of Season 1. It features actor and star of The A-Team, Mr. T, rapping against the host from the children's show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, Mister Rogers. It was released on September 14th, 2011.
Cast
Rappers
Nice Peter and Vince Horiuchi as Mister Rogers (main actor and stunt double, respectively)
Cameos
Nice Peter as Stephen Hawking (reused footage)
EpicLLOYD as the A-Team and Mr. McFeely
Lyrics
Mr. T:
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang!
Call me B. A. Biceps 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!
Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little Trolley the Train,
And watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain!
Sucka! I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves!
You couldn't even beat me in the Land of Make Believe!
Punk! I will Mr. T bag you in the closest cemetery!
Nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary!
Mister Rogers:
Hi there, neighbor.
I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.
I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over,
So I don't get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.
I like you just the way you are, one in a million,
But it looks like the barber gave your head a Brazilian.
I pity your neck, Mr. Gold-Chains. You've got too many.
The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.
I teach the whole world full of children, I can tell.
You call yourself T 'cause you're too dumb to spell.
Mr. T:
Who you calling dumb, fool? Mr. T only needs one letter!
Hello? It's for you: Bill Cosby wants his sweater!
You're a 40-year-old virgin in a dumpy-ass house!
I'll get Hannibal, Murdock, and Face to stomp you out!
The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, sucka!
And your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!
So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,
How 'bout I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, fool!
Mister Rogers:
Watch what you say. Kids love me more than lunch.
I'm not the one with my face on some whack-ass Captain Crunch.
When my plan comes together, you won't even see it coming.
I'll chop you into four black dudes, and I'll remake Cool Runnings.
I'll say this once, Laurence. I hope it's understood.
Get right back in your van, and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.
Scrapped lyrics
Mister Rogers:
I'll say this once, Terence. I hope it's understood.
Poll
Trivia
General
- Mr. McFeely's outfit reads "ERB Delivery" on his hat and badge.
- At the end of the video, EpicLLOYD is credited as "everybody else".
- On August 22nd, 2016, "I pity the fool, who isn't excited about Season 5.5" was written in the description of the video. This is a reference to Mr. T's famous quote, "I pity the fool!"
- After the release of Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton, it was changed to "I pity the fool, who hasn't checked out our NEW Trump vs Clinton T-shirts & Posters at: [1]".
Production
- This is the first battle to require a stunt double.
- This is the second battle where an actor makes multiple cameo appearances, after Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny.
- This is the first battle with a 3D animated background being Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
Continuity
- This is the first battle where a previous participant makes a cameo appearance. In this case, Stephen Hawking can be seen inside a picture frame in Mister Roger's house on the wall.
- This is the first battle where both rappers can be seen in black-and-white at one point, followed by Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill.
Errors
- Mr. T's socks sometimes appear transparent.
- In the thumbnail, a part of the subtitles can be seen on Mr. T when zoomed out. This seemingly comes from the line "Call me B. A. Biceps 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!"
- During the line "Call me B.A. Biceps 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!", "B.A. Biceps" appears incorrectly as "BA biceps".
- During the line "Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little Trolley the Train," Trolley is misspelled as "Trolly" and also uncapitalized.
- During the line "You couldn't even beat me in the Land of Make Believe!", "Land of Make Believe" is incorrectly left uncapitalized.
- During the line "But it looks like the barber gave your head a Brazilian.", "Brazilian" is uncapitalized.
- During the line "I pity your neck, Mr. Gold-Chains. You've got too many.", "Gold-Chains" is unhyphenated and uncapitalized.
- During the line "You're a 40-year-old virgin in a dumpy-ass house,", "40-year-old" and "dumpy-ass" are unhyphenated.
- While the on-screen text that accompanies Murdock's cameo spells his name correctly as "Murdock", the caption misspells his name as "Murdoch".
- His name is also misspelled in the description.
- During the line "I'm not the one with my face on some whack-ass Captain Crunch.", "whack-ass" is unhyphenated.
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