Ray Stantz

Ghostbusters Title Card


Mark Douglas as Ray Stantz
Character information
Full name Raymond Stantz
Nickname(s) Dr. Raymond Stantz
First appearance June 1984
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Blue
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
Vs The Mythbusters
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Release date November 10, 2014
Official vote(s) 48%
Location(s) The Sedgewick Hotel (Season 4 trailer)
The Ghostbusters Commercial
The Firehouse
The Shandor Building

The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky!
— Ray Stantz

Ray Stantz battled the Mythbusters alongside the other Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters. He was portrayed by Mark Douglas.

Information on the rapper

Raymond "Ray" Stantz, Ph.D. is a fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise. He appears in the films Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Casper, and the animated television series, The Real Ghostbusters. He was portrayed by Dan Aykroyd in both live-action films, and voiced by Frank Welker in the animated series. He is a member of the Ghostbusters and one of the three doctors of parapsychology, along with Dr. Peter Venkman and Dr. Egon Spengler.


[Note: Ray Stantz's solo lines are in red, while Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore, and Janine Melnitz's solo lines are in regular text. More than one person rapping at the same time is italicized.]

Verse 1:

Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches,

Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?

If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do,

Give us a call; We're ready to defeat you!

Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done!

Spitting out the lyrics like, "We got one!"

Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty!

Try to beat us in a battle? Man, you gotta be kidding me!

The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky!

I collect spores. Tell him 'bout the Twinkie.

Like your show, it's all fluff and filler.

I'll kick your hiney, man. I'm a savage killer.

Verse 2:

That's enough from the walrus and dickless the clown.

Let's show these myth bitches how we do it downtown!

Grab your stick, hold'n, heat 'em up, smoking!

High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion!

We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams!

Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes!

It's a rap test, dummy, and you're both getting crashed!

We came, we saw, we kicked your ass!


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