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STEADY THERE! I DON'T THINK IT'S VERY FAIR...

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Steve Irwin
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EpicLLOYD as Steve Irwin
Character information
Birth name Stephen Robert Irwin
Nickname(s) Steve
The Crocodile Hunter
Born February 22, 1962
Essendon, Victoria, Australia
Died September 4, 2006 (aged 44)
Batt Reef, Queensland, Australia
Physical description
Hair Blond
Eyes Blue
Based on
Steve Irwin Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin
Vs Jacques Cousteau
Release date August 17, 2019
Official vote(s) TBD
Location(s) TBA


I'm Mother Nature's greatest conservationist!
— Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin will battle Jacques Cousteau in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. He will be portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin was born on February 22nd, 1962, in Essendon, Victoria, Australia. He was a zookeeper, conservationist, and television personality. Irwin achieved worldwide fame from the television series The Crocodile Hunter, an internationally broadcast wildlife documentary series which he co-hosted with his wife Terri.

On September 4th, 2006, Irwin was killed after being pierced in the heart by a stingray barb while filming an underwater documentary film titled Ocean's Deadliest.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

Holy smokes, what a place to go!

You'd need a submarine for a blow that low! (Awhh!)

You'd better run! You'd better take cover!

'Cause crikey, I'm going from 'Croc' to 'Jacques' Hunter!

Have a look at this salty fella,

His face looks like it's made of pure leather!

Look out! He's got the body of a naked mole rat!

He's cranky 'cause he has to wear a Papa Smurf hat!

I'm a wild man, you're a subdued sub dude!

The only crocs you could handle are some slip-on shoes!

Crikey! You're such a boring guy,

You could make a whole show about the ocean dry!

But with the sheilas you sure had fun!

Your mistress was as young as your first-born son!

You never shoulda stepped to the wildlife defender!

Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender!

Verse 2:

Would you rather talk about your brother? Hoo boy!

Nazi, Nazi, Nazi! Oi, oi, oi!

Verse 3:

Where ya goin', fella? Hang on a minute,

Like a joey in a pouch, this ain't quite finished!

Take a look how destructive your old films are:

Silent World? More like Silent WorldStar!

If you wanna count fish, please take the reef tour!

Don't go throwin' C-4 on the sea floor!

I'm the gold medal rhymer on the podium,

Cleanin' you up like a Jacques Cousteau-dian! (Woo!)

I'm Mother Nature's greatest conservationist!

When I rock the mic, I'm danger! Danger! Dangerous!

So go back down under with your crew!

I just blew through you like a didgeridoo!

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