Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin Title Card
EpicLLOYD as Steve Irwin
Character information
Birth name Stephen Robert Irwin
Nickname(s) Steve
The Crocodile Hunter
Born February 22, 1962
Essendon, Victoria, Australia
Died September 4, 2006 (aged 44)
Batt Reef, Queensland, Australia
Physical description
Hair Blond
Eyes Blue
Based on
Steve Irwin Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin
Vs Jacques Cousteau
Release date August 18, 2019
Official vote(s) TBD
Location(s) The Outback
The RV Calypso
I'm Mother Nature's greatest conservationist!
— Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin battled Jacques Cousteau in Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the rapper

Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin was born on February 22nd, 1962, in Essendon, Victoria, Australia. He was a zookeeper, conservationist, and television personality. Irwin achieved worldwide fame from the television series The Crocodile Hunter, an internationally broadcast wildlife documentary series which he co-hosted with his wife Terri.

On September 4th, 2006, Irwin was killed after being pierced in the heart by a stingray barb while filming an underwater documentary film titled Ocean's Deadliest.


Verse 1:

Holy smokes, what a place to go!

You'd need a submarine for a blow that low! (Awhh!)

You better run! You better take cover!

'Cause crikey, I'm going from 'croc' to 'Jacques' hunter!

Have a look at this salty fella,

His face looks like it's made of pure leather!

Look out! He's got the body of a naked mole-rat!

He's cranky 'cause he has to wear a Papa Smurf hat!

I'm a wild man, you're a subdued sub-dude!

The only crocs you could handle are some slip-on shoes!

And crikey, you're such a boring guy,

You could make a whole show about the ocean dry!

But with the sheilas you sure had fun!

Your mistress was as young as your first-born son!

You never should have stepped to the wildlife defender,

Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender!

Verse 2:

Would you rather talk about your brother? Ooh boy!

Nazi, Nazi, Nazi! Oy yoy yoy!

Verse 3:

Where ya going, fella? Hang on a minute,

Like a joey in a pouch, this ain't quite finished!

Take a look how destructive your old films are:

Silent World? More like Silent WorldStar!

If you wanna count fish, please take the reef tour!

Don't go throwing C-4 on the seafloor!

I'm the gold medal rhymer on the podium,

Cleaning you up like a Jacques Custodian! (Woo!)

I'm Mother Nature's greatest conservationist!

When I rock the mic, I'm danger danger dangerous!

So go back down under with your crew,

I just blew through you like a didgeridoo!


  • Irwin was teased at the end of George Carlin vs Richard Pryor.
  • He was first hinted in an ERB2 livestream where Nice Peter asked for opponents for him.[1]
    • Cousteau was also brought up as one of the opponents, foreshadowing the battle.
  • He is the first Australian rapper to appear in the series.
  • He is the first rapper to have an animal cameo in his title card. 



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