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Steven Spielberg
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Nice Peter as Steven Spielberg
Character information
Birth name Steven Allan Spielberg
Born December 18, 1946 (age 75)
Cincinnati, Ohio
Physical description
Hair Gray
Eyes Green
Based on
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Rap battle information
Appeared in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
Vs Alfred Hitchcock
Quentin Tarantino
Stanley Kubrick
Michael Bay
Release date December 15, 2014
Official vote(s) 49% (Old poll from ERB Website, against Hitchcock)
Location(s) A movie countdown
Jurassic Park
A black-and-white movie screen
Kill Bill stripes
A sunset
I rock the Academy and the DGA!
— Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg battled Alfred Hitchcock, preceding Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay in Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the rapper

Steven Allan Spielberg was born on December 18th, 1946, in Cincinnati, Ohio. He is an award-winning director, filmmaker, and producer. As a child, he was an amateur filmmaker, but his highly praised television film, Duel, gave him the opportunity to direct for a cinema, which lead him to becoming the most commercially successful director of all time.

Spielberg's first film he ever made was a short film called Amblin'. Although not a complete commercial success, it did start his career as a director. Spielberg's early science-fiction and adventure films, such as Jaws, the Indiana Jones series, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, and Jurassic Park were seen as archetypes of modern Hollywood blockbuster filmmaking. In later years, his films began addressing humanistic issues, such as the Holocaust, with Schindler's List, the transatlantic slave trade, with Amistad, war, with Saving Private Ryan, and terrorism, with Munich. Spielberg is also one of the co-founders of DreamWorks Studios.


Picture a child sitting next to a projector,

Learning from your films to become a much better director.

Now, picture a 3-billion-dollar dream machine

Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene!

Try to Duel with me, Alfred, you must be Psycho!

I'll bring back JAWS and take a bite of your Lifeboat!

I'm Always so on top of my game! I get the Vertigo!

My jet's in The Terminal, waiting for me to Murder! ya.

I rock the Academy and the DGA!

You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!

Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé,

Check the trades; see me Amblin' to my next big play!

I produce cartoons and make games for all ages.

You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces!

Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious!

Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!



  • EpicLLOYD has rapped as Spielberg in an Off the Top video against Michael Bay.