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Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder Title Card
T-Pain as Stevie Wonder
Character information
Birth name Stevland Hardaway Judkins
Nickname(s) Stevland Hardaway Morris
Stevie Wonder
Little Stevie Wonder
Born May 13, 1950 (age 74)
Saginaw, Michigan
Physical description
Hair Black
Eyes Black
Based on
Stevie Wonder Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder
Vs Wonder Woman
Release date November 28, 2016
Official vote(s) TBD
Location(s) An orange background
A red background
Blue, white, and red stripes with stars
"Love Light in Flight"
The Brady Bunch title sequence
I'm the ceremony master blaster with the bars!
— Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder battled Wonder Woman in Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder. He was portrayed by T-Pain.

Information on the rapper

Stevland Hardaway Morris, better known by his stage name, Stevie Wonder, was born under the name Stevland Hardaway Judkins on May 13th, 1950, in Saginaw, Michigan. He is a blind singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist, who is considered one of the most critically and commercially successful musical performers of the late 20th century.

Wonder signed with Motown's Tamla label at the age of 11, and he would continue performing and recording for Motown until 2020, when he began to release music under his own vanity label, So What the Fuss Records. Some of Wonder's best-selling songs include "Superstition", "You Are the Sunshine of My Life", "Higher Ground", "Boogie on Reggae Woman", "Sir Duke", and "I Wish". Another of his hits, the 1981 single "Happy Birthday", helped popularize the successful campaign to make Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday a national holiday.

Wonder has recorded more than 30 U.S. top ten hits, received 25 Grammy Awards, and sold over 100 million records worldwide, making him one of the most-awarded male solo artists and one of the top 60 best-selling music artists.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

I feel like this is the beginning, (ohhh!)

But you have sucked for a few thousand years!

(Hey!) I'm a man who comes from a higher ground,

(Hoo!) And I say DC is a whole step down!

I've been spitting out hits since both Fingertips,

So use the tip of your fingers and read my lips!

How you gonna talk about a bat being blind? (Why?)

You need to echo-relocate to the 4th of July

Because you're Ms. Independent, or at least you try,

But your first story is you, running off with a guy!

(Okay!) Now let me tell the truth 'cause I know you got the lasso!

You got that wack flow! Suffering Sappho!

I'm the ceremony master blaster with the bars,

And I got more Grammys than your panties got stars!

Verse 2:

Your ignorant questions could never cause as much pain

As never knowing how stupid you look in your airplane!

You're a misguided, C-minus-on-the-Bechdel test joke,

And my worst song is better than your best TV show!

Verse 3:

You couldn't walk in my shoes, so stick to your re-boots,

With plots so thin even I can see through!

It's not a superstition; I believe you got dissed!

Not even your tiara's coming back from this! (Yeah! Haha!)

Scrapped lyrics and lyric ideas

I'm a D, you're a C, you're a whole step down!


You got the stars and the stripes all up in your tailpiece!

You look bad; that's what the Superman tells me!

I stick to the truth 'cause I know you got the lasso!


I'm the ceremony master blaster with the rhymes,

And they're sealed and signed and delivered on time!


  • Bechdel test (You're gonna fail - you couldn't? pass?)
  • Amazon Prime
  • Double D's under your double W's
  • Plane? To me, E'THING is invisible!
  • Lass with a lasso
  • The wonder twins in your wonder bra
  • …you can't spot, like a cheetah
  • A whole step down from me: D.C.

Trivia

  • Two previews of Wonder were shown during the end slate of Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton.
    • He is the first rapper to have two previews in one battle.
  • He is the first blind rapper to appear in an ERB.
  • He was originally going to battle Ray Charles, but the idea was scrapped.
  • He closes his last verse by laughing with an autotune effect, a nod to his actor, T-Pain, who commonly employs the same effect to his own music.
    • This makes him the third character to be given an autotune effect, after Stephen Hawking and Stedman Graham.
      • If Neil deGrasse Tyson's autotuned demo recording is included, Wonder would be the fourth character to be given an autotuned effect.

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